Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep373 - Two Broker Girls

Episode Date: January 1, 2023

Two real estate agents in Texas get together for a weekly bitch-fest about their jobs, the market, interest rates, their kids, their clients... the list goes on. They're lucky no one is finding this show because I don't know anyone who would want to work with either of them after hearing how dumb and unlikable they both are. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show so that this episode doesn't come across as mansplaining how to podcast. Then we have a brilliant song about Tommy from MSCS followed by a brilliant Stuttering John song called Mr. Bewm. Cardiff Electric joins us from my basement (somehow) to give us Stuttering John's top ten new year's resolutions. We check in on Chad Zumock's latest grift and hear Jim Florentine join his friends who like to clown him to his face. And finally, Tom Myers released his new stand up set and we have the best ever score in a round of "Who Said It?" Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We've not discussed it. We've just every beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Amber and Kate. And this is what Dave wrote to me when he sent me this link in Discord. I don't hate all women, but I do hate all women like this. This, let me you the description.

Okay. And then we can get into it. Read it as a written. I'm going to read it as a written. Okay. These are two professionals. This isn't Patty C. cops or Lorenzo Areola. These are people who should be able to write English.

Two Texas real estate brokers, by the way, that's all caps. I don't know why. Two Texas real estate brokers, by the way, that's all caps. I don't know why. Two Texas real estate brokers in two different market areas discussing being a workings mom and adventures in real estate. Winds and fails, there is nothing off behind. Hmm, wait a minute. Sounds promising, doesn't it? Is that the phrase, winds and fails? Winds and fails. I get the winds beneath my fails.

Some all set. Uh, uh, I'll go ahead and start off. This is how the show I listened to kicked off. Right now is just a constant roller coaster. I feel like anyway, with work and getting ready for the holidays and it's the end of like a quarter for us and yeah. Oh my god, what a roller coaster. So wait, there's work, there's your family and the holidays. And the quarter's ending. And the queue four is almost up. What are you superheroes? How are you dealing with all of this? It's amazing.

Oh man, okay, so when I started listening to this, so play my clip one. I will. What sort of podcast would you expect to be listening to if you heard this as their opener? I don't know something with people who are saying interesting things. It's a point. No, it's my clip too. Oh, okay. So it hasn't hit your house yet. I mean, yes and no. So ever it is sick, but ever it's sick like pretty much December through February because of and no. So, ever it is sick, but ever it's sick, like pretty much December through February because of his asthma. Oh, that's perfect. So, he was like, on the end, we were doing better.

Yesterday I got to school and we have to have an O2 thing at school for him and one of his teachers was like, after she was like, luckily, after I gave him his albiraal, he was up to 96% and I was like, great. What was he before and she was, I don't know, but it wasn't good. And I let that nice and long just to give you guys the idea of how bad this was.

And also, raise the roof. Yeah, such contrast. So it's really shocking. So this is another clip from pretty early on in the episode. And what I realized was this is the equivalent of sitting in the break room and listening to two dummies complain about their jobs. I really wanted to have the same conversation fewer times with fewer people about what the market is going to do. Like I have a crystal ball. Yes.

And can control everything because, you know, yes, I pay attention and I try to know everything that is going on that could affect people. But, man, I don't think anybody even at the top knows what they're doing anymore. No. Follow this. I lost me a while back. But so wait a minute. So you listen to a different episode than I did. I did. Yeah.

Well, she was complaining to everybody and explaining that the reason she sounds so terrible is because she has this head cold or is getting overhead cold. Okay. She sounds exactly the same. Correct. Is the one that I know her vocal fry is on point. She's got that down for sure. I would never hire either of these people to be my real estate

agent. They sound like morons when they say things like this. But you look at the statistics. So like, I'm not statistics person, right? We're at like a 7% interest rate right now. But if you look at like 2014, we were also at a 7% interest rate, but no one made a big fuss about it then. Where's the statistic in any of that statement? I'm not making statistics. Obviously, you don't even know what they are. I think she's implying that was the year of the monkey. Oh.

Ah. By the way, GG33 put out on Twitter that he'll debate anyone who thinks his stuff is bullshit. He's like, I'll go on anyone's show and prove you, Rod. Once you're coming on this show. Well, I don't know. I don't know if I want to get that kind of bad karma going for me in the matrix

You know, you know you only get one run in the matrix. I don't want to fuck it up So what's fight out who's fault this is because basically what's it going on is These women are having a hard time selling houses with obviously the Interest rates have gone up sure and they're complaining about a lot. They're having a bad Q4 They don't know what's gonna happen to Q1 but. And they're complaining about a lot. They're having a bad Q4. They don't know what's gonna happen to Q1, but they're not excited about it. They're not optimistic.

Not with that attitude. And you know who's fault it is. No, and I think the problem too is that people who can afford to be are getting much more shark-like in the way they are approaching a buy now. Yeah. Because they've heard that, you know, housing market has busted,

which is so over-dramatic. Like, come on CNBC. Like, it has not busted. Yeah. Come on CNBC, you're born of response! Like, the market hasn't busted, like, you know? Yeah, like, you can like watch CNBC. Like, I'm gonna sell you a house, like, like you could like watch like see I'm be sad Like I'm gonna sell you a house like okay, okay, okay?

So but house it's not like bust up. They said like so much. Yeah, I mean We so mad this is what made me man. I don't like people especially if you're in sales You need to be an optimist yeah, right? You want to be like this is gonna be great everything's gonna be awesome right? Yeah, listen to this what happens if it's somebody that worked for Twitter or worked for Meta who now just announced mass layoffs? So now, how are you going to qualify to REFI? Even if that rate gets better, even if it drops, you just lost your job, you just lost your income.

Can you even afford the house at the rate you're in? God damn it. If I had a real estate agent going, yeah yeah you probably lose your fucking jobs. I don't know if you want to buy that house. These women are the two most negative people. No shit. I've ever listened to it. And it's a long podcast. I mean the one I listened to was over an hour. I think I didn't even I couldn't I didn't have time to get to the end of it. I ran out of time. Yeah you gave up. I don't blame you. No, no, I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I really tried. I wrote running errands today. I don't blame you. I really try.

I'm not running errands today. I know. All right. Well, play my four. Okay. Well, but I just want to point out, because we work with real estate agents obviously. Sure. If my realtor came to me and said, Curl, what if Centering John goes away?

I don't think you could afford this house. Okay. Fuck you, asshole. If I'm going to make a foot of Centering John, maybe I'll be able to make fun of somebody else. You know, as a illusion job, it's better. You might gonna work for another social media company, I don't know. I feel like I'm dying on the inside, but you know, you smile and you just keep going.

100%. Who would want to hire these people? I wish you'd die on the outside. Awesome. Wow, that's pretty rough. Well, it was a rough listen. So, is there fault really? Okay, let's get to the bottom of what this bitch fest

is all about. So where now sellers, you just can't ask an astronomical amount. And you've got competition. And, yeah, we're getting back to some concessions and some reasonable numbers. But trying to explain that without one side thinking, okay, now I can be opportunistic because I have the money and so now I can drive somebody's price down, or the seller not seeing it as a total crash.

It's like such a hard balance to find. And then of course, you're the bearer of bad news on either side when you're like, you know, no, you can't go that low. Or you shouldn't go that low, right? You know. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Basically, the whole thing is about like,

I'm not gonna commission. This fucking bloats. People aren't buying anymore, and I'm not gonna get a commission. I didn't understand a word She just said either you didn't understand that no Basically what she's saying is the buyers are negotiating too much because they know that it's a buyer's market and then the sellers Could have sold their house five months ago for twice what they're having a cell phone now, so they're not happy about it

Everyone's pissed off. Everyone's pitching it down. That's why I'm not a real estate agent. Yeah, it's also why you're not settling, Jack, because he picked the exact wrong time to put his shitty apartment on the market, which is fun. I like that Airbnb idea. He would make a ton of money on that. Oh, for settling, John? Yeah.

He really should look into that. He should. I would go in there. I wouldn't spend the night there. I wouldn't go in there. You wouldn't go in there. You wouldn't go I bet you somebody was the right a great idea Well, he could turn it in. It's not for me like a haunted house situation. All right. Yeah. How long can you oh?

A niddle like a channel. How long can you last? It would be like fear factor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uttering John. It's choke rogue. Isn't that fear factor? Yeah, it's come full circle broke wasn't that fear factor. Yeah, it's come full circle. So that sounds very scary as John home. That's that would be the scale. I just saw a stuttering has. Zoinks. All right, we're getting off track. Okay, yeah, right.

Let's talk more about real estate, and how interest rates have gone up, and how buyers are assholes. You got a Cubs for me, Jeff? Oh, well, I didn't really get, they didn't talk a lot about real estate. Oh, okay. Way towards the unon mind,

they talk mostly about their asthmatic kids. Why? They're husbands and their phones. They talked about how they used to be able to drink more than they can now, which is my number six. Oh, that's a warmer. Yeah. So, two years after that, I cannot drink the same beer that we drink four nights in a row. I can't drink like two of them and not wake up dying. And now, so I switched to a different

beer because mostly I'm a beer girl or wine now. But now I can't drink that beer either. So I've decided that wine is more of my jam, because right now it doesn't make me hung over. Yeah, well, and I will drink wine at a slower pace. Like, I won't pound it. Like, I don't know what I could do. Oh, bitch, bitch!

Jesus, I know. What the fuck? All they do is complain. Really do. It's interesting because when I worked in digital marketing, I would have these types of conversations with coworkers. I never thought, what, it's like, hey, this should be a podcast. That's bitching about work and our families and lives

and getting older. Let's turn this into a show. Oh, man. It was really a rough go, my episode. So then they move along too. I wanted to torture you, but I'm the show in a while, I thought that, yeah. It was really a rough go my episode. So then they move along to like, I wanted to torture you, but I'm the show in a while. I thought that. Thank you. I appreciate it. You're welcome. It was pretty bad. Yeah. Um, but I loved every second of it because I'm not going to complain like these two bitches. Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey, this is we are job fun. I love it.

Hey, we're podcasting. We. All right. So then they move on after they get hungover, they can't drink anymore. What's wrong with their bodies? So that's number seven. Are you at the Advil stage, like where you don't even get out of bed before you take your first Advil in the morning? Oh, no, I'm in the like, you mean after I drink, or just in general?

Just in general. I'm sorry, I had a pause in. I mean, I'm in the high noon stage, where I can't get out of bed until I head. You mean after I drink or just in general? Just in general, like every day something hurts. You're like, what's it gonna be today? That's like the surprise of the morning.

My new thing, so I live in a two story, and my new thing, when I walk up the stairs, it sounds. Who says that? I live in a two story. My house has a half story. It's huge stories. I'm 51 and a half. I was like a popping bag of popcorn on my life.

Me? And it doesn't hurt, but it just sounds like I'm like setting off popcorn bags in my B. These women are younger than all of us, right? I would think so. Yeah. Most people are. And I do not hear any of my friends complain like this

about wakey-gop and be so early in the morning and everything's broken. Or setting up popcorn bags for me. Because that one sounded to me like something Tommy would say. Yeah. Or maybe like an X NFL athlete. Yeah. It's just, it's just dingy brats.

Oh, man. And he should be fine. And then just to bring this conversation to an end is my number eight. And lefty? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? So is Clamp. Mm.

Stupid fucking blah, blah, blah. Oh, shit. So that was the first part of the show. That was like in the first 10 minutes. All right. I want to bring up what these two are going through. It's tough out there. What aren't they going through?

I don't know. It's just such a weird time to be a broker. It's such a weird time to be a broker with the interest rates going up. It's crazy. I thought they only went down. I didn't realize that they go back up again too. So let's give some advice to the buyers out there. And you're just like,

why don't you just get into what you know you can afford? Yeah. What is that? How would I buy something I can afford? Yeah. Okay, lady, well, they're talking to you. We're gonna find a real two. Tell us about it.

I would never the fuck I was. I wanna be house poor. Be chees. Oh boy. And then to be house poor. Ha ha ha. Beaches. Oh boy. And then, okay. So they start bitching. There's a lot of bitching about other agents on this, which is always fun.

This is some crazy rambling nonsense here. You know, we all want to blame the media and being like the, being the people that, you know, scare people into things. Yeah, CNBC, they're the ones who do it. I remember that now. But I think not explaining a full picture to people

is bad and I think the media is not paying attention when they're bringing on, say they bring on a real estate expert, they're not looking at that person and their business. They're just like, oh, who's the first agent that's gonna say yes? 99% of time, most agents are going to just say yes, because their name gets put in the news.

But the difference with me is, is I would be a lot more leery about being on the news, talking about the economy and talking about the housing market and having myself quoted in a news, right, in a newsworthy way, because I'm not an economist. I am not that person. Do I listen to a lot of economists? Do I really try and pay attention to the housing market locally and what's going on?

And, you know, any sort of tax increases that might be on the table for areas. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. But am I sitting down and like statistically breaking that down? No. Where's that ponderous clip? I am not the crystal.

I am not the predictor of the market. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second. I'm sorry that was so long, but I have a feeling because these women only have two listeners that they're going to find this. And I'm trying to teach them a lesson.

Stop being so goddamn boring with your rambling on and on. Now, the other way I played that is because what's funny about this is these women are saying, they only put dummy realtors on TV who make these predictions and scare people and all this kind of stuff. And I think that a lot of times, and I don't know how it is where you are, but I see the experts go on the news or get quoted in the newspaper. And they're very often the Instagram agents that just do a lot of social media, but don't really produce. These women have a podcast, a TikTok and an Instagram and they're complaining about, you

know, some of these real estate agents, they just wanna get their names out there. Yeah! Towards the end of the episode that I listened to, they were talking about how they never watched system wise, but they know all about system wise because they watched parts of it on TikTok. Like I've never watched it, but I watched it.

I didn't clip that, but it was anger-inducing. Talking about things you know nothing about, that's like, core are these socials? We've already got that down. Right. We already know how to do all of that. All right, Jen, I'm sorry to point those rambling, while I clips.

Oh, that's okay. We don't see you want to get out. There's no other way to do it because they don't ever shut up. They don't ever shut up. They don't. Well, my number nine, but I will say I do have a friend and like a mutual friend and she started CrossFit

and she had implants and it like something they were doing. I think she said the tractor tire picking up thing. It busted like the pocket in between her implants. So she had like a bread loaf boob because that skin that's usually attached to your sternum popped. Oh my god. So, so that's what I use this my excuse to never try to cross that. I'm like, I don't need 99 problems and that's not gonna be one. So yeah So much to unpack there friend to number one. Well, does she have implants? So when you say that's why I don't work out She never said. Yeah, that's weird. It's, that's why I don't work out. She never said.

Yeah, that's weird. It was just, that's why I sound working out because of these fucking, that's why I don't have implants. For stepping balls like that. Ha ha ha. Friend doubtful, mutual friend, who's mutual friend? Breadloaf boob. Is it possible?

I don't think that that's possible. I don't think that's how they build breast implants. So you're saying this is a made up story and it was boring? than what's the point? Why even do that, Thad? I wanted that in the description. We gotta remember that these are two real estate brokers in two different market areas.

So they're not in competition with each other, apparently. Okay. Which makes sense because they hate everyone they're in competition with. Oh, okay. Have you noticed that they talk about that at all? I'd show that you were listening to. No.

As I said, they didn't talk about real estate very much on the one I listened to. I was waiting for that. And then towards the last eight minutes, I listened to they started and then I kept out. Well, I just like that they're professionals. Yeah. Like this is what I do every day. This is what I'm a professional at. Like this is like what I like do every day. This is what I'm a professional at. Like, this is like what I do every day.

Like, like, I'm a professional. Sound like one. Shit. I believe it, especially when you say things like this. This is just, you know, you're just kind of a cog in a factory and, you know, you just do this all the time. Yeah. Talk about retarded.

Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. Think of the cognitive machine. A cognitive factory. Costs that old thing. That old factory. As the old thing goes. This is a different level of retarded. These women should understand how prices work. Like, that's the one thing I think they would, they would understand as far as like buying and selling houses at real estate.

You were expecting to sell for $500,000, but you want to buy a $700,000 house, but I can only list your house for $300,000. We're gonna be in a hard place to be. They have a seller who wants $500,000, but she can only list it for $300,000. How retarded are your clients? Do they just work with numb nuts all day long?

I, they must. That's, I mean, one of them, that's really far off. If you think your house worth 500,000, I'm like, I can sell for 300,000, that's really far off. That's bad. Wildly wrong.

Yeah, that's really bad. And that was just an example. Do you want to buy a house for 700,000? It's actually two million, all right. And, you know, honestly, before the internet, you probably would fall for that shit. Sure. But now, get on Zelo.

Yeah, I know. Look at everyone can kind of figure out what's going on. Yeah, exactly. Is this story having ends? What else do you have, Jack? Okay, so, there's so much, but it doesn't make any sense.

I don't even know how to present. Well, so she did though reference. She's very, very serious. I don't know which ones which. They didn't even say what their names were on the one I listened to. Oh, I had to look it up. Yeah, Kate and Amber are their names.

Of course. I tried to find it, but all I could find was that stupid sitcom that they based the name on there. Oh, yeah, that's another thing. Right. So I'm a marketing background. I'll help these two ladies out. Naming your podcast, something that sounds exactly

like something else is a really bad idea. I know. You cannot find two broker girls pockets. I don't know how manbrained Dave found this. I was actually wondering that myself, because I could barely find it, but I finally did. I said it to you. I was trying to do some research.

Yeah. I barely found out. Give you a link in the email. Well, I got that. I wanted to read a little about these two ladies. Sure. Anyhow, how professional she is and how serious she is about what she's doing is my 13. All right. I'm serious about what I'm doing.

And if I think what you're doing is not right, I'm going to tell you that. Like, I texted somebody yesterday and I said, I didn't say these words, but I used to mojis. But basically I said, in with emojis, shitter get off the pot and they go, do you talk to people like that all the time? And I was like, yeah. Yeah, I'm really serious about my job,

I use poop emojis. Yeah, and by the way, the person didn't take it well either. They're like, what the fuck? I'm your client. Why are you talking to me like that? Why are you emoji-ing like that? What's wrong with you? Maybe we could talk about it over fear mug. Taco eggplant. Is there like a fire emoji?

Like in some way. I can sell it that to her. Just fire emoji. Just the fire with a D and T. Yeah, this is you. Pointing fire. Yeah, right. All right.

I want to hire these people just to fire them. Is that make me a bad person? Or fun loving? I can't tell. It's funny why they're self-employed. They can't get a job anywhere. And then the nasally one started talking about personalities, and that's 14. Plus, I mean, I think personality-wise, I get along with the people

that I'm meant to. Yeah. Like, I'm a lot like you personality-wise, probably why we're friends, where I'm very passionate about things that are actually interesting, but you can tell when somebody blows me. You're in sales. You're supposed to get along with all different types of personalities. You eating it? Yeah, these people don't like people. No, they're in the wrong business.

They are. They don't understand statistics or pricing or sales apparently interpersonal relationships. Yeah, there's something wrong with them on a lot of different levels. At least they decided to start a podcast. So that was one thing they did, right? And then they go on to say 15. And if they're not into ideas or growing

or like saying something interesting, there's a lot of boring people, just a whole bunch of them. And I'm like, you're gonna help. Like, is this really you? This is how you do every day? Like,

so wait, she's looking at the mirror? What's going on at this scene? I feel like that's what this podcast is. Wow. Yeah, it was incredible. You are very boring people. And you should not have a podcast. You should give up.

I don't say this very often, Chris. I usually encourage people, but these people should just give up on it. It's not working. No one's gonna listen to this. It's not for anyone. Well, no, I was wondering who is listening. Do they have a lot of listeners?

They even said, because I was looking at their YouTube. No, they don't. They've just four subscribers on YouTube. They even said that like they did this as an excuse to like hang out and talk each week, which is the worst reason to start a podcast. I mean, it's the reason why I covered it. But it's the worst reason to start a podcast.

Yeah, but that was back in the olden days when you started. Oh, yeah, that's going back to 2016. That's when getting into podcasts. It was novel. You should know better by now. There's podcasts to tell you what not to do. That's true. It's my job. So what I do around here. All right, anything else you what not to do. That's true. It's my job

So I do around here. All right, anything else you want to play from this? No, no All right now is if that one weren't cringe enough. We have a Gringe of the week Gringe of the week and this one comes in from none other than Adam Thoreau Hmm, and this is a show called my life story now the host Starts the show by listing all over favorite places to shop All right, these are all her favorite places to go shopping. Verizon. T-Mobile.

Oh man. Netflix. Apple. GCPenny. Gap. TGMax, Walmart, all these are all my favorite places that I shop over 25 years. Over 25 years of T-Mobile. Why would the first two be competitive, competing store as T-Mobile. Why would the first two be competing stores T-Mobile and Verizon? She shops at Netflix.

She shops at Netflix. What? What are you talking about? I've never seen a Netflix bag in my life. Well, there's proof you can't do it then. I suppose. All right, I have a new song parody that came in from... Not other than Tony Muscrat.

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Pretty clever stuff right there. Very good. By the way, this is another one that I just saw. This one comes in from at snub nose media on Twitter. It's Stuttering in. Stuttering John the Lamb. What's up? I don't like the month. on Twitter I can make learned I'm not a sh** They call me Mr. Boo You know, you know, you go Boo So, they call me Mr. Boo

And my friends all know You're trying to isolate a variable I go Boo But seriously, to me, I'm doing something good I go Boo Boo I go yeah, yeah, yeah I'm the big substitute teacher in California.

It's, it's, it's, is another feather in my cat. As we say to me, in California, but seriously, I love it. I'm seven-grade-out, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, I can't panic, ridiculous. Uh, so I'm gonna, I can make learning fun. I'm not a shit. They call me Mr. Boo. And, you know, I go, boom. So, They call me Mr. Boom. And you know, I go boom. So they call me Mr. Boom.

And my friends all know that you're trying high slate of variable. I go boom. But seriously to me, I'm doing something good. I go boom. I go boom. Oh wow, that's your next t-shirt right there. Mr. Boom! Mr. Boom! I love how they spelled that. Yeah.

That's great. I want that shirt. Make it happen. Cardiff is here a little bit early, but I want to bring him on because he sent me something that we have to play. Hey, what's up, Cardiff? Oh, no, how are you? Oh, hello. Hey, look at me.

He said my basement before we bought it. Hey, don't set our basement on fire. Yeah, I'll ask you what's else. I would never do that to you, Jenny Jingles. Oh, thank you. Let me know when you're out of the house. Okay. It just set Carl's half on fire.

So Cardiff was doing a show with Lorenzo, Ariel, and someone else. They were checking out, I think from like 94 Southern Johns band playing live. And there was a Hechler in the audience. Oh. Yeah, this is, this is fucking hilarious. This is maybe the original Daibler. That's what I said in my stream, the first Daibler. Yeah.

The weather's coming in, it's moving up, it's number four. It's just fucking hard. So thank you, whoever's calling in. I have since I said that to you I have literally listened to that 8,000 times. It's still hilarious. It is still hilarious. It is still hilarious. Let's hit that again, actually. The weather's coming in. It's moving up. It's number four.

It's just fucking hard. So thank you. Whoever's going in. No, no, you're a piece of shit. I'm going to do a son of a house play the air a couple of times. John is out of stutterer. No. He's faking this whole thing. Yeah. by the air a couple of times. John is out of stutterer. No. He's faking this whole thing. Yeah.

Stutter, you piece of shit. Well, Dodd, whoever that was. Hey, I got some zoom-mox stuff. You want to hang around Carter? If you want to come back later. Sure, sure. Which one? Yes.

Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. OK. It's time to mock zoom on. No, sorry, before you continue, are you doing any Stuttering John stuff today? I just concluded my Stuttering John segment for the day. Okay.

Well, I had a Stuttering John top 10 list. Oh, well, I don't usually do top 10 lists of this show, but I'll entertain it. I Thought you would appreciate it. Sure. It's actually only five Well, we're halfway there This is flying by all right. Let's give the top five already Top five what? So this top 10 Stuttering John New Year's resolutions for 2023. Oh, great. As I said, so many five. Fuck you guys.

Fucking potato, man. Number five, ignore the haters and trolls. Good. Yeah, smart. Ignore the haters intros good. Yeah smart D Frank Carl and Anthony Cumia for the murder of Shule Well, I mean, there's already a motivation for me. Yeah Number three Conv- lobby governor Hocal to tax New York York based podcasts at a rate of 64% shit she might go for that too she probably would

here's another number three are there really ten he's been in us? to stop blackmailing the army major with pictures of him with Iraqi boys why would he want to stop doing that? He's only friend. Well, usually you make a New Year's resolution to better yourself. Oh, right. So I think he's realizing he shouldn't do that.

The error is the way it's all right. Cool. Yes. Got it. Number two, to modernize his standup routine by adding more modern references like Hurricane Katrina. I get it. That is a more modern reference than I think in a stand-up. I get it. And the number one, uh, Stuttering John Years Revolution. Hold on a second. I guess up before you out. Let's thank you. Um, the number one, Stuttering John Years Resolutions for 2023 to take down the Doe Tard. Ah, yeah!

It's still time to take down the Doe Tard. Bravo. That is very true. All right, let's thank you for that. And now he's got four more. Ah. Now it's time. It's time.

Two Mark. Zuma. And actually, I don't have to be the one to do it because Chad is still going on, misery loves company. I don't know why he does that. I love it. I love it.

It's so funny. That's my favorite thing that's happening in the internet right now is these guys just clowning Chad to his face. So it starts off now. If you remember, I played a clip where Chad was talking about how he talks to Jim Fourteen every day for an hour on the phone. And Kevin thought that was very gay. I think

Bob agreed with that. So now, Chad's going to call Jim for 14 while he's on the show to tell him that Kevin thinks it's gay that they talk on the phone. Hey, Jim, I'm on the podcast with Kevin and Bob right now. And I told him that you thought us talking on the phone was gay and you have a message for Kevin. Writing a bike is 10 times gayer than talking on the phone. It is. If I had a tandem bike, you'd be correct. If I was riding with a guy for an hour every day, how long did you talk to Don Jamison?

Like, what do you, what are you, what do you a fucking uh... uh... what do you like uh... therapist he's coming basically said uh... if he had a tandem bike that would make gayer and he goes how do long you talk to don james and on the phone and i you have a really talk to don james on the phone but just that you have to go hey honey where's my bike helmet you know i'm just fucking go where's the fast lane because bob lee is gonna fuck me in the ass

So wow, so this is a weird thing that's going on because Chan has to relay the conversation Reminds me a sign that's poor and sign a show right? Challenge yeah, so now Jim's gonna set the record straight because it is weird that they would talk on the phone every day for an hour I would you drive out a shit to talk about you think First of all, I don't talk to Chad every day, maybe three days a week, for maybe 30 minutes at a time. Just to catch up with all these feuds and all the shit that he's doing

and all the comics he fills me in on what's going on. So it's not like, hey, so what are you wearing? It's none of that. He just fills you up with the fuck he's up to three times a week, but 30 minutes. I'll get you to one phone call if I believe it. Oh, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Take a fucking hour and a half. I totally, guys. He's totally right about that. All right. So, Jay goes, we've rarely missed a day in the last seven years. We talk on the phone

every single day. And Jim fortune in media is like we don't talk Everything that's a ridiculous thing to say so nobody believed that I was shocked to find out that you have two bucks a liar I know even his friend Jim Florida did it's like well, that's actually not sure It embarrass you if I told your audience that we talk on the phone for an hour every day. It would don't tell everyone that for an hour every day. It would, don't tell everyone that. Oh, gosh. Plus, the international phone calls are really driving up my bills, so we have to talk about that.

Maybe we can just hold this local. We can do that on this side. All right. So, they want the decide to do, which is smart, is send Jim 14 the link so he can just be out of the show. So, I don't have to relay the conversation back or forth. So, for us, the show Jim's out of that's great, because Jim's hilarious as you can tell.

So we have three funny people and Chad Zumaq. And actually the people watching are funny too, I should point out. What's the Bob story, Jim, that you told me that he tried to hook up with some chick and he like slept in the bed with some other guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What was that one all about? I forgot.

So Chad's contribution is, hey, tell that funny story that you're really good at telling because that's what Chad brings to a show. But my favorite part here is the super chat. This says, Chad looks like he burglarized it. Or old lady's home and is now wearing her sunglasses. Nailed it. It's pretty good. So the super chats, nothing but trashing Chad Zak, this entire episode. Why does he go on?

Which is great. I mean, thank God he goes on. No, this was recorded on December 26th. And as we all know, as everyone knows, Chad's birthday is the 27th. Mm-hmm. Happy birthday. Yeah, happy birthday. Chad, he has to remind us all that it's his birthday coming out.

It's my birthday tomorrow, everybody. Donate! Oh yeah, Chad, Chad, how old are you tomorrow? Turned 48. 48. 48. No wife. How are you not married at 48? Once the first time you got married. 46. Oh well you, yeah, but you had a lot of I can girlfriend's before that. Yeah, but yeah, I, you know, I knocked my check up so, oh my gosh, I did the right thing, and I married her.

That's pretty funny. I love that Kevin Brutton just laughs at his face. You're 48. You're living in that shitty apartment with nothing going on in their life. 48. I'm 28. I got it.

You're still trying to get a career goal. I would 48. So then they decided to give Chad some advice Do you never have to get married again? Because you'd be like that my last marriage was so bad So if you meet a woman and she's like I love you I'm gonna get married to you go like I I can't like Chad's using that whole thing I like I can't have a girlfriend because I don't want to get her drag her into this mess

I mean get a girl But they almost died in a fucking car crash. Someone fucked him. He boned him. I told you, Chad, you're in Florida. There's a bunch of rich divorcees down there. Find one of them and fucking just live off of them. You know what I mean?

They'll be in a mansion. They got the fuck, all this money into the divorce. They're still fucking hot. Well, their faces look like they melted in a fire, but the whole thing is, is that yeah, their bodies are pretty good, and they have a lot of money. They got the fucking fake tits, just, you know, why not? That's actually good advice. It actually is, it's funny, because Jim Ford's going,

I told Chad to just marry a rich woman. Yeah. Literally, I'm their phone calls, that they do every other day. That's gonna do what Jim's telling them. Like, the career thing ain't working. The comedy thing not work. You don't really have skills. You're not marketable in any single way. Maybe just find like a rich widow. Arm candy. Is he candy? I don't know. Yes. I mean, I don't know.

It's a bag of something. That's gross. And I love that during all of that. They're talking about Chad. He just has to sit there and watch. Yeah. Like he's at the kids table at the adults are talking. It's pretty pretty pathetic. And now we learn a little bit about Chad's dating life. I'm going to remind everyone he's 48 years old. And Kevin Wesson, he's never even lived with a girl. A girl. The Pachads not used to live in with somebody's. I don't think's never even lived with a girl. A girl. The Pachads not used to live in with somebody's. I don't think he's ever lived with a woman before. So that's a thing.

He's fucked right? And yeah, I did. No, I kind of did. The girl I did it Sarah. We were like, we didn't like a couple months or whatever. Yeah, we were like hanging around each other quite a bit. And then you don't talk to the girl with the broken shoulder. We, we message it's, it's all good.

Okay, Chad was again, it's all good. Okay, Chad, was he got this topic changed immediately? Yeah, but what about that other girl? Yeah, no, no, no, everything's great. Everything's amazing. I'm always going out with chicks and stuff. I think that he's never lived with someone he's been dating, but they hung out a lot.

So he kind of lived with her. Translations, you crash it or place all the time. I would agree. Yeah, you could tell exactly that. Can I ask Jenny Jingles a question? Sure, why not? Of the four men on screen right now, Kevin Brennan, Jim Floor, the one, let's leave the one out that's been in your basement. So Jim Floor, Tina's off. Okay. of the three remaining F Mary kill

That's a good question. It is a good question. Okay, hold on Okay, I've Mary kill music. Oh My god, well, that's I think someone has been killed to that music for sure. It's definitely. It's okay. You can get born for this or crash. Okay. Okay. J over there. Not very kill. All right.

You're just pointing at helping. You have say names. It's an audio format. Yeah. It's a podcast. It's a megatons. I don't know. Radio shows.

It's like that. I thought that they could see what I was looking at. I think it's serious thinking. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Yeah, it's a fine gas Radio shows, it's like that I thought that they could see what I was looking at I think it's serious thinking I've seen the fifth Come on you just picked it what what are you doing? I forgot I even picked I'm so mad that Jim Florentine's off the table Can't marry Jim all right, so what are you gonna do?

Who's he at the top? Kevin Brunton. Okay. Mary Kevin Brenner. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Kill. Stop it.

Stop it right there. What the fuck just happened? I don't know. What the fuck you're to kill Bob Levy? Well, very disappointed. We're gonna have a conversation after this. I think she's gonna fuck Chets, who am I calling? He's the youngest of the bunch and orange, he's off the table.

That's true. I think that's what I was hoping for. Yeah, you got it there. Good job. I was under duress. All right. So let's look at some more super Chets. Fucking with Chad.

Those shows are brutal anyway, they're out. Root line. Yeah. And it's like everyone's, oh, and I want to point something out while we're looking at these super chats. The first one here is, Chad only drinks to get ready for his next heist.

Is the first one here? Now, what Jim is talking about is a time that he bombed on like MTV spring break. He bombed really bad. And they're trying to find the VHS tape of it because he wants to go back and play it But he was getting booed and heckled and stuff on TV. Those shows are brutal anyway, they're out of line. Yeah. And it's like everyone's like drunk and the fucking seat up palm trees and no one's even paying attention.

And that probably sure had these fanatical fans. So then the next one from Justin A for 50 bucks. Chad only has four more days to get drunk. Here's to alcohol poisoning because as we know, Chad's going to stop drinking in the new year, starting tomorrow. No more drinking for him. But I was thinking about this and the fact that Jim foreign teams on here and self deprecating talking about a time that he bombed really bad and how embarrassing it was, real comics tell stories about them bombing.

They're not insecure about it. I've never heard Chad ever talk about doing anything but killing. You notice that? But I've never seen any evidence of that of him killing. On stage. So this is my point. You ever see that Rick and Morty episode where the parasites can only plant good memories into people and that's how you know their parasites

Chads of parasite is my point am I am I making a leap here? Total recall. I mean this is this is what's happening here Chads never once been like Jim 14 like oh my god. You should have seen as I was bombing so bad Because he's always bombing well right just a pretend that he doesn't bomb where's 14's funny So he's fine with it. Sure. Did I go too far for that one? I thought she had to be with me out of it. What about potato? Who don't the potato had is that you went there on this one? I don't watch cartoons. Yeah Good flight

All right, so No, Chad's gonna read that comment that we see on the on the screen here and What's great is that we get into this conversation, Chad, like a month ago, brought up that his stepdad used to beat him if he didn't have his coffee in the morning. And he was looking for sympathy from everyone and it's backfired. Everyone's just fucking rips on Chad now

for talking about getting beat up by his stepdad when he's before he had coffee. Yeah, from Justin A, Chad has only four more days to get drunk. Here's the alcohol poisoning. That's rude. That is rude. That's not very Christmasy. That's my birthday tomorrow. Come on. Do you have flashbacks when you were like an out of your birthdays coming up when you were younger and like I don't know if you know about this Jim, but he had a stepfather that used to beat him when the coffee wasn't ready. I mean, that must have been tough. I mean, my God. Do you have flat? Do you have nightmares of that still to this day? Yeah, from time to time, I'll think about it. And I'm like, wow, that was fucked up.

Like, when you smell coffee, have you tried by Starbucks? Do you have a fucking reaction? Do you duck when you drive and buy. You're fucking fine. So what happens here is, June 14th is kind of laying back, because he's body's Chad. And it just gets to be so much fun that he has to get involved in the mix on this one. And I can't remember if June 14th jumps in on this clip or not,

but they're trying to explain why it would be that his stepdad would beat him. Just because he didn't have a coffee doesn't even make a lot of sense. Yeah, he came into my life and why did he hate it you. I think he was just an angry abusive guy. Right, he didn't really want it. But also Chad, you're kind of annoying so. It's a dangerous coffee or not, you know what I mean? But that's a chance.

I mean, you're pretty beatable. You know, you got a punchable face. You got to admit that, too. So this is where Florida goes off because they start talking about, why would your mom be with this guy who beats you? Why would she do that to you? So Jim's got some ideas about that. His mom probably fucking sucked his dick and swallowed. So this guy's holy shit. And then

he has to move in with her. She's probably giving him anal. You know, when any has to move in, he's got the fucking kids. He's putting it in my zoom. He's talking about your mom. He's talking about your mom, Chad. No, but he, and then, you know, because his mom, I suppose it was pretty wild. So then he's like, now I gotta, I gotta get cocked block by this 10 year old. No, what happened was I was hawking the morning. All right.

I mean, I don't know. I can't tap this, obviously. It's just a really good mind. Someone put in a super chair after this, they said, Chad, I bought you a thousand followers for Christmas, which they didn't acknowledge, but I wish they would have. But anyway, this conversation about Chad's mom and his stepdad goes on towards the end. She realized she fucked up. So it was just look in your mom's defense, the guy probably had a huge cock. Yeah, or she's like, holy shit. So she's like, I'd

he could be by son. He's fucking pounding me with this 12 inches. Yeah. Jesus. I'm just saying that's it. That would I would understand. Okay. I'm just saying, you know, you're my friend. I like the huge cockatour ass. What's the problem? I love it. Four days of the bus. Talking about my best friend. All right. They talk about how they're like, did you ever walk in on them having sex? And chance is, yeah, yeah, actually I did walk in on them in the living room once. I walked in on them having sex in the living room of this apartment. My mom, they were still dating at the time, but I snaked and they were, I remember distinctively because the wings Paul McCartney's band was playing on the record player at the time.

So every time I hear wings, I picture my mom. I thought they were in line waiting to go next. Every time I hear a wings song, I think about my step-deaf, fucking my mom and I'm walking in on it was disgusting. What position were they in when you saw them? I mean, he was getting her from behind. Oh, yeah, see, yeah, then that's like in the 70s. And the women's really took her from behind. In the 80, see that's she's yeah, then that's like in the 70s and women's really took

her from behind. Oh, the 80s. So she was fucking wild. They might have been in a rast too. Come on. And then silly love songs was playing on the background. Happy day to you. Really paints a picture.

Oh, uh, fucking. It's a a good scene. All right, let's talk about the latest grift from Chad Sue, Mark, is he's the griff that keeps on giving. This is a tweet he put out just yesterday. So at American air lost my luggage with all my clothes, podcast equipment, headphones, chargers, toiletries, razor, Christmas presents, on a carry-on bag,

they forced me to check, even though there was plenty of room in the overhead, fix this ASAP at Charlotte Airport. You fucked me big time. Is what he writes. All right, now first off, how does this make sense? They forced him to check a bag that it was going to be his carry on. Now, when that happens, it's usually at the gate, and they put it directly into the airplane.

Usually, you don't lose that. How do you lose that? That doesn't make sense. Right. And the second thing I was thinking is they probably forced him to check it because it's a full-size suitcase. They're probably trying to use... Right, to save the 25 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. I'm debating the Christmas overweight piece of luggage or it was overweight. Okay. Overweight. So then American air response because he tagged him in it. We want to help DM your baggage claim ID and we'll have a closer look and Chad writes I have an incident number because of your reckless employees. So I guess he doesn't have his baggage claim ID and then the fun begins underneath this employees. So I guess he doesn't have his baggage claim ID. And then the fun begins.

I don't need this thread. Silver Eagle, hope this is correct to be for your flight to Rochester. Reverend Bob Levy writes, you brought all of your clothes. I'm not going to give everyone credit. I smoke I smoke insurance claim if he claims he has a mic stand You know it's bullshit Just true Did they get the crumpled of one of old 20s to old as humanity? Report that missing upper lip as well People have really latched on to that if they lost your podcast equipment. They actually did a public service

Karma is a thing to know. So you're out like 38 bucks. And then someone tags American air because just American air, Chad is a known scammer looking to cash out. Why do bad things happen to good people? That's one of the things. I had this happen to me once they gave people the airport. They have people at the airport that can help with this.

A little inconvenient, but they made up for it with first class upgrades. Best part, I didn't need to go on social media and bitch like a lunatic, they got to fix, relax sweetie. And then someone wrote, do this happen before or after your most recent car accident? So that's fun. He's always up to something.

He has got a lot going on. And Chad Zubak. Guys, I have a fun treat for us today. Ooh. We're ending the year of the bang. You know, it's no different than the police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building.

It's what I do. I need to do it. Oh. That's right. Tom Myers decided to post his most recent stand-up set. That he did just last week. So let's get an up there. I'm Tom Myers stand-up. He's got a pad podcast called Tom Myersars and Insta Restaurant ladies and gentlemen please put your shirt together to participate. Tom Bars.

Now I watched this once what he's gonna do when he starts off he's gonna try to talk about where he is. A lot of times when comedians are out touring, their first couple jokes will be about the town they're in, or their experience, or something that happened, and Tom's no different. He's a pro. He's a seasoned veteran. Yeah, Cardiff. To capitalize on all this promotion, I will be starting a podcast called Tom Myers against the rest of the world immediately. against the rest of the world immediately. Yeah, it's good idea. Come on, come on!

Great being here. I'm just wrapping up a two-week run of shows I'm doing in Pennsylvania. I'm starting, I started in Philadelphia and I finished up here, oddly enough, which is like, you know, usually you end in a big city like Philadelphia. So it's just this weird little interesting trajectory of like a big city and then a bunch of small towns and then First off, he's just slamming these poor people who have who happened to live in Hanover, Pennsylvania And I like that he goes now normally you would end in a big city like no one else is a touring comedian We don't know how this normally goes or cares or care or do we care

Yeah, all right. Let's keep ripping out these people. I end up here Because like I'm doing this for more than 20 years a lot of the comics I started with like they're doing Yeah, they're doing clubs colleges summer getting specials on Netflix. They're on streaming services. They're doing commercials They're doing movies me on performing for Amish Buggies sheep and pretzels. Insulting. Amish Buggies sheep and pretzels. They must make it. It's a German thing.

Well, hand over is a pretzel thing. But why is he performing four pretzels? Well, we're talking to a potato. Are they paying him in that? That's true. That's true. He's actually right over there. He is also pointing out that they could also have been seeing a much better comedian,

like one of the comedians he started out with. Yeah. Oh, so people you used to know are having Netflix pretzels? Could you name them please? Where can I find these? I'm shopping at Netflix. Perhaps you could watch Netflix right now in the crowd. I can't help see some funny.

Hold your phone. Get in your buggies. I did a show in a place called Shemokin' Dam, a couple nights back, and you had to go up this one road and a very good front of mine, a very funny comedian named Jared Hourning. He made a comment about how there is nothing but porn stores And he had to go up this one road and a very good front of mine a very funny comedian named Jared Hornig He made a comment about how there is nothing but porn stores and strip clubs going up this particular road I thought he was full of shit and then I drove up that road. I'm like holy shit. There is nothing else to fucking do in these towns

And I don't like it's just during did he give the name of the street? I don't like it's just during. Did he give the name of the street? Pornstores and strip clubs? Okay, all right, let's go log with this. Let's see what happens here. It's very insulting, like, in between these two, between some of these shops, they have a billboard that says sex trafficking happens here.

No kidding. That billboard is right in between to strip clubs. Yes, following this. I'm following it. I don't need to be virtual Walker with a fake badge to be able to figure that shit out. That was time ago. But That was time ago. But HRSA walk with a fake badge wouldn't be good at figuring things out because he's not a real cop. So why? And there's so many of these places it's like okay, remember when you were a kid you went on a long car trip What did your parents always ask you are you sure you're not to go to the bathroom before we leave?

After you pass the 89th sex shop, it's like they're asking you, okay now are you sure you don't want to buy a dildo and some lube? It looks like I'm making eye contact with you right now. I apologize. Let's just go ahead and move this on. So I guess the joke was the words Dildo and Lube, right? Pretty good jokes. I want to point out, because Tom likes to say that I take out all the laughter that's going on. That one got a reaction from the crowd.

Sure, saying Dildo and Lube got a reaction. hilarious. Pretty good stuff. But on from a magical place called Maryland and like everywhere else we had we recently had our midterm elections and I'm excited all we did in Maryland because this past November we legalized weed weed is going to be legal in Maryland and I'm happy about that because that means the competition will drag down the price of heroin.

It's not how illegal drugs work at all hmm. I didn't close. Oh Marijuana's legalized her was gonna be cheap now what? Tom Myers just became funnier though in Maryland. That's true I don't think either says how economics works. I don't think he understands much The heroin problems so bad down there that like the Santa Claus and the fire trucks and some neighborhoods, they don't hand out candy canes, they hand out methadone. That's nuts. All right.

I'm going to point something out because like I said, I checked this out one time. What he's about to do is go through his entire Baltimore bit, which I'm sure goes over okay in Baltimore. But when you're a touring comedian, you don't just talk about your hometown that no one's ever been to. Yeah. For an entire bit. But okay, let's just as a public service. Yeah. A better end to that joke wouldn't have been methadone. It would have been no oxone. Thanks. Why don't think it's funny. What thing I've learned is to not try to sweeten top-mire jokes.

The set up is so bad, it's almost impossible. I thought I would take a stab at it. Well, keep doing it. Don't let me tell you how to be a potato. All right. You do you. But our gas is cheaper down there. So you know, six and one-1-1-1-1-1-1.

It's a very depressing place because I'm from Baltimore, Maryland, and in Baltimore recently there were filming a TV movie called Lady in the Lake, and they had to stop the filming of that because the film crew was threatened by heavily armed drug dealers. Which just goes to show you, if you're doing something in Baltimore and it's not about The film crew was threatened by heavily armed drug dealers. Which just goes to show you, if you're doing something in Baltimore and it's not about drug dealers, me or John Borders, just fucking forget about it, all right? It's like it's weird filming something in Baltimore called Lady

and the Lake because as I can Baltimore, we're not known for our lakes. We're not known for our culture. The only kind of lake we have in Baltimore is our inner harbor. Woo! Epic! Woo! That's a really weird.

That's a really weird. Someone here from an inner harbor? Woo! Harbors! Yeah! Stunner you asshole! He's a shit. He's a shit. He's a shit. You've listened to it a thousand times, I have not. Yeah, stunter you at all

You've listened to it a thousand times I have not I have it never asked it yet The only kind of lake we have in Baltimore is our inner harbor That makes the scuical river the drinkable The only kind of culture you cultural find in there is flesh eating and he always wondering why he said culture before because we're filming this movie lady in the lake we're not known for our legs right now for our culture was that to do with anything right and that all could because he had the culture okay which is culture got it

Baltimore's inner harbour is actually a very vibrant place to be if you've ever been. Yeah, there we go. Sorry, they carried it. If you got a tight five, just awesome. Woo. Uh huh. Only ladies who find that lake are dead prostitutes.

Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Because like nothing, you can't really film anything in Baltimore. Like, the stuff that's great when filmed anywhere else not so in Baltimore like the TV show down Abby filmed and set in

England in Baltimore it would be called downtown Abby with the title character having about 12 different STDs. That's the lowest-hanging fruit I've ever heard in my life. Downton Abbey would be downtown Abbey. Good, pretty good stuff. I disagree. I wasn't there like arguably the greatest television show ever featured the whole day. The Wire, yeah. Like there's been TV shows about Baltimore Tom.

Yeah, there has. Yes. Yeah, you know, in Canoga Park, if they they made cheers there it'd be called skull And for us come for scum is a great cinematic masterpiece one of the greatest movies of all time Excellent where it is set in the South not in Baltimore If it was said in Baltimore, you know the opening sequence of for scum where it's the little white feather, it's flying around and it lands at Tom Hanks's feet. If it was set in Baltimore, that wouldn't be a feather. That would be a plastic royal farm shopping bag. Use more words, Tom.

You know that part of that movie where this thing happens? Well, that was in Baltimore. That thing that I was just talking about from that movie. If that thing were to happen in Baltimore, I said it where it was, which was a different place, not Baltimore. The difference would be. And a fourth come with said in Baltimore, by the time four speeds Jenny in school, she already has AIDS. Alright, I'm giving them that one. That one's a decent joke.

She already has AIDS in high school, that's not bad. It is Christmas time. That's not bad. I'm going to them that one. That one's a decent joke. She already has eight to nine to go. That's not bad. It is it is Christmas time. That's not bad. I'm gonna give them one. Give them that one. Everybody gets one job. Listen, I'm so off with the light shit. All right, so this I'm only four minutes in so do that. Brace yourselves. No Don't tell me how edgy you are. I just gave you fucking credit and you ruined it. I don't know why. Why you fall for that? I think you've been there before, Tommy. Come on. He stinks. He's only four minutes in. He has time to redeem himself. Okay, yeah, let's see what happens here. Okay. There's a few in here that get zero. I mean zero.

But now this is fun. I like this what I do I'm pretty much like a regular guy. I know I do this a few times a week and then I Got live my normal life, you know basically I'm like Seinfeld, but with her piece Only joking Colby-Dio Joaquin, Coberia. You realize he stood up there and pulled all these people? I'm basically a regular guy like they were there was some illusion. Yeah, right.

You got a superhero by day. I had no idea. Oh my God. You're not some schmuck this trying to do comedy. Oh, he goes. I'm just like Seinfeld except for I have herpes. How do we know Seinfeld doesn't have herpes? He definitely gets laid more than Tom Myers. Yeah, right

That's not even mean Shoshana And then I like the attack is out joke with just kidding Climidia. Let's go all day He's becoming less and less appealing Fuck very kill top buyers Kill all right, it came got easy kill top buyers. Kill. Alright.

It came got easy. So I have this weird reputation. I have this reputation as being a bit of an asshole, being a bit of a dick. And this happened locally to me. I was in my local shopping mall, those in off in one of those big leather chairs and vibrates because clearly my career is skyrocketing at this point. What does that do with his career? I don't know. Those two things don't even connect. leather chairs and vibrates because clearly my career is skyrocketing at this point. What does that do with his career? I don't know. Those two things don't even connect. They don't and it's also another insult to that club.

Well correct because he started with that whole thing. It's like oh look at all my friends are doing shit. I'm here. And then he's doing it again. Yeah and then he's doing it again because I'm a fucking vibrating chair. The mall. The fuck? This is meme. It's Ray's sleeps. and vibrating chair the mall the fuck? That's what it means. Three sleeps. And the sky woke me up and said, you know what your problem is? You're an unaccroachable dick.

And then this box went off! Alright, I want to point to me out. This is something that I've learned from watching really bad stand-up because Vic Henley and Chad Zumak and now Tom Myers, they all do this thing. It's very easy to do to write a joke. You just say, this guy, because it's me or my friend says to me

You just make up something that never happened. The Caesar leaves. What an idiot, am I right? And that's like your fucking punchline Get that didn't happen Honestly, a lot of comedians have a premise, right? Sure what comedy kind of is based on premises are terrible I was in Like being in a mall vibrating chair and some guy came up and says you're unapproachable. Yeah, well, right.

That's the joke he's about to hit. Oh, okay. I'm sitting there going, I don't think you know what unapproachable means. I also don't think you know what irony is. I got a lot of pickup rooms as well like for comics, I do a lot of shows on Zoom, I host some shows and it's neat because you get to work with comics from all over the country and all over the world. I did a show one time with this comedian who is from India. So it was a comedian from India and me, a comedian from Baltimore. So you had a comedian

who is from a place that's dirty, filthy, smelly, filled with poor people and people who don't speak English and a comedian from India. So that was... I can see that from three horizon lines away. Jesus Christ. I'm a potato. I saw that coming. He's underground and you can see that coming. You have way more eyes though than we did. Oh, potato joke! Yeah! Don't put your arms up in there. Be more funny! I can't.

Thomas rubbing off on us here. Oh, that would be bad. You really bad. You mentioned that. But some of these comics that I have on, this is an open mic, they're really terrible. Some... Some Zoom comics aren't very good at comedy.

This one guy just kept going on and on and on, didn't really have any punchlines, didn't have a property structure to say. I gave him a signal, wrap it up, And then he says, there's an all comics, like, know this, one comic, they always go, oh, do I have time to one more joke? I'm like, you didn't tell anybody for five minutes. So, fuck off. Oh, that's rich. Yeah, what is he thinking right here?

Why is he calling people out for being bad comics? Because you're just planning that seed, like, is he talking about him? Remember when we were talking about those two bitches in the beginning looking in the mirror And that's what we're talking about. I feel like that's exactly what's happening here. Yeah, that wasn't a zoom call That was the mirror. I really thought he was gonna make a mirror joke that he was giving himself the sign to yeah He was actually calling someone out for rambling and never having a punchline Go figure

Before I forget I was just walking my dog outside and someone came up to me and said, you're a cunt, bro. That's a good joke. That is a good joke. But he was doing this really terrible joke. This really terrible sexist joke. The premise of it was Susan B. Anthony, you know, she wasn't really a looker. What should you? I'm like, that joke is not only not funny, misogynist, and crude, but also inaccurate.

You know how many times I've jacked off to a silver dollar? And it's no biggie, you know you just go ahead wash them them off and then I go ahead and save them for the Uber Eats guy He's late with my food Guys, I don't know if you know this, but you don't give Uber Eats people money Like in the form of cash cash and change. Yeah, no, I know that works But why would he wash it off first if he's trying to punish this guy for being late with this food? Yeah, I don't know. Does he know that money out touches a lot of gross things that just is come And actually a silver dollars worth

Pretty good flight today is about $30 an ounce right now Not bad for a Canadian potato. Yeah, right information This top put this up this is on his channel Not bad for a Canadian potato. It's pretty good for a nation. I'm gonna point out. This time put this up. This is on his channel. This is like some jack off at the back. Oh, sweet top buyers is here. Time thought this was good.

You wanted this joke case, so that's time everyone. So I'm amplifying it for him. Here you go, Tommy. That Jenny with the A.D. joke sounds quite wholesome now. Doesn't that? Like you, Jenny. He's so proud of himself. He tells a jerk off joke.

He's just like, ah, get a load of me, I guys. I get a lot of younger comics trolling me as well on social media. I hate social media just because it's become so toxic, so negative. This one person went ahead and DM me on Instagram and said, Hey Tom, where are you going to start being funny? And I said, probably when I stopped banging your mom. And when you know what the guy's mom messaged me, upsets. And I don't know why to this day, why she was letting her fourth grader on Instagram.

I get a lot of these younger comics who try and teach me about comedy. And I'm thinking to myself, yeah, listen, I've been doing this since your parents wanted to play in B. You're sorry, asses, alright? Like, I was perfecting proper joke structure when your dad was chasing your mom with a coat hanger, alright? That's... you will not win about what's with me. Why is he bringing up proper joke structure and how long he's been doing this and wits?

These are all things he should avoid in his act. Because people are gonna sit there and be like, oh, you've been doing this a long time? Oh, you think you understand joke structure? You think you're witty? Is he go for sympathy? I don't know what he's going on. Why is he saying these things? Listen, I'm not a comedian. So what do I know? Yeah, nice but I pretty good I'm these ideas

I just can't believe he's going a lot of other comedians who haven't been doing this long as me telling me how to make my act better and I'm like fuck you Fuck you, I won't Why I've never heard Mark Norman get up and be like yeah people been telling me how to do better act I know no one does that to people who are good because you suck that nobody puts it in That's To believe it or not believe it or not it in their app. That too. Younger comics sometimes has to be for advice too. No. Believe it or not?

I'm sure they don't. Believe it or not. I don't believe it. Bullshit. Believe it or not. All right. For the purpose of this joke, they also has to be for advice. Sorry, what do we got?

One comic has to be, it's Tom. Was the quickest way to become famous as a comedian? And I said, say something racist or get accused of sexual assault. It's late 2022. What do I mean to say? Right jokes? No, fuck that shit. But I'll go ahead and on a positive note.

Not really. I just want to give you guys a brief moment of hope. My grandparents are mad. You're gonna pull out a gun and put him his mouth. Yeah. Yeah. I got my fingers crossed. Guys, his closer rivals the squeegee bit.

It's so bad. This is incredible. I can't believe you think so. This is closer. I've got my pen out. Yeah. Taking notes. Yeah. Also, he's talking about how he's like doing on this tour he's going on doing comedy. He did a nine minute act here. This is not something feature like. He drove the Hanover Pennsylvania to do 10

minutes. 10 minutes. Yeah. I spent $100. You 10 minutes and get paid 20. It could play about that state. Yeah, we're in the box in the hole. Almost the bad is driving the Rochester to hold a tape recorder over your head. Yeah. Seriously, drive. Yes, for Minnesota. Yeah. Yes, for Minnesota. Yeah. Yeah. My grandparents were married in 1946 and they're still together.

Because my family loves them so much, they're not quite ready to bury their corpses yet. Oh, all right. The only reaction you got from that was, oh. And it's the right one. No, he's going sweeten here we go. Let's tag that one Tommy Only joking I haven't told anybody their dead yet because I'm still hooked on their mitts Hand over it's been an absolute pleasure mind to tell my eyes and do a rescue show. Thank you so much My crib bears are still together Wow, we other. What? What? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

We. Everybody wanted to try to recover from that one. Put me in a bad mood. Tommy two tags over here. I know he just throws so many things at once against the wall, hoping something sticks. Also, the dumbest thing you could do is say something that's obviously not plausible. And then go, how long we choked, guys? Yeah, we know.

We know. You're supposed to be a comedian that's supposed to be a joke. I would be joking. If I knew how. Yeah. All right. You know what? It's time for Cardiff.

It's time for the one's favorite game show Welcome to who said it the official podcast game our wattp brought you by the Cardiff lecture podcast network Okay, Carl and co-host Who said who said it our first entry who said it? I'm just doing a stand-up set and Some of the sets are 10 minutes Who said what the fuck now I did not know you would be leading in with the Tom Harris clip before Pulling this game together obviously not

We did that coordinate that during our long phone call today I'm gonna to guess Tom Myers. Jenny Jiggles. I'm going to guess. I want to guess Stuttering John. Okay. And what do you think producer Chris? I'm going to go Tom Myers.

Yeah. If this is Tom Myers, it's pretty funny. One, two, three. I come up with a like a premise. I have jokes off of it throughout the episode. So I feel like I'm just doing a stand-up set. And some of the sets are 10 minutes. Some of the sets are four.

But either way, that's what I feel like I'm doing. I have a thing and I try to make it's funny as many funny things about it as I can Wow I'm patty all right, so that was patty see cops or card if gets the point, okay, so happy those out too Never seen way happier Closed tighter I've never seen my happier. Yep. Who said it? Closed tighter than a nun's ass. Who said it? Closed tighter than a nun's ass. Oh my gosh.

It's Tommy from MSCS, part of this yacht. Oh, I believe so. It's Tommy from MSCS part of this yet And zoom out off the table right you mocks out and Tommy's and what's going on? Mark's out Tommy's in yes, that's what we agreed on Yeah, I don't think this is oh fuck you might be fucking me down. Yeah, it's pretty clever potato. I think it's no You're gonna go first. Yeah, he goes first. I go first. He says what he's thinking, what he's not gonna pay. I know. I go do a whole fucking thing with this.

Goddamn, this is torture. Is it a name? All right, who says the dumbest shit all the time? I'm gonna go Jerry Banfield. Oh, this one. Jenny. I was gonna say OP. OP, all right.

I was gonna press I went OP. Okay. Two hopes gonna say OP. I was gonna say OP. OP. I was gonna say OP. OP. I was gonna say OP. OP. I was gonna say OP. OP.

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I was gonna say OP. OP. I was gonna say OP. OP. I was gonna say OP. OP. OP. I was gonna say OP. OP. OP. As we heard in Scarface yesterday. Yes! Really? Cheater. Damn it.

Cheater! I thought I knew Scarface. Hmm. Our next entry. Who said it? What I'm allowed to say. And what not. I'm allowed to say.

So I just don't say anything. Who said it? Now I'm going opiate. I'll said it now I'm going opi I'm going to std show okay, he's pretty stupid also. We did none of us got it I could tell where the fucking stupid grin on the spit it over here. I'm smiling for gentlemen Three Disquee G. Oh, are you nicky, how are you? Niki B. How are you, baby? I spoke to Niki quite a few times over the holidays.

We've had some nice conversations. Though I never know, Niki, what I'm allowed to say and what not. I'm allowed to say so. I just don't say anything. Our next day. You should try just not to say anything. What not I'm allowed to say. It's great.

Who said it? You're going through a Russian airport. You got heroin on the bottom of your foot. Who said it? I'm going to go with Opie for no reason. I have no idea why. Oh, right. What do you think, Jenny?

I'm gonna go Opie too because I think he's talking about locked up abroad or something stupid like that. Okay. For the first time, I'm going Tommy from MSCS. Oh, I know. That's not a bad one. That's a good one. That's not a bad one.

One. If you get this right, I think which is a four-way tie with one pointy. Cool, rush. Okay, let's see. Two, three. That like for example, if I was going to Russia, holy fuck. I would buy all new everything. I mean, everything. Maybe I stepped in something in New York and it happens to be fucking heroin. And it's on the bottom of my shoes, let's say the no son you're going through a Russian airport You got heroin on the bottom of your foot because you fucking were walking on the streets of New York next thing You know you're like what happened and you're eating dog food in the middle of Siberia

Our next that's not a heroin works Strange and you would only get heroin on the bottom of your shoe walking in Baltimore. We don't know. All right. Right. That's the joke right there. Yeah. We're a weird way to transport heroin.

I accidentally stepped on it. We did the cracks of my shoe. Great. Idiot. How sticky are your shoes? You got all the way to Russia Oh wait, let's talk about the square real quick. I have to move on Jenny's tired Jenny has to and the potato has

And they made it out of bamboo fuck who said it oh man this again sounds like a Jerry but it's not Jerry yeah a band blue fuck I know I'm forgetting one of our options right now. So we got Paddy see Opie patty Sutter and John Jerry bandfield and Tommy. Yes, just those five Tom Myers and Tommy. Oh Tom Myers too. Yes. Thank you Chris Game I'll go top Myers. I was gonna go Tom Myers. I was going to go Tom Myers. Okay. I will do Alien Tommy.

All right. One. Cheating hamburgers. Three. Early dudes who were trying to sell them a t-shirt. Like I rated the capital. You know what I got was this lousy five-counton diamond.

And they made it at a bamboo.. The teacher is made in China. That's what you should have read that part. Who said it? Don't encourage him. I'm gonna fucking good at this game. I'm sorry. I know I'm being called a cheater, which is ridiculous, but I'm getting good at this game. I have three right. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude.

You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude.

You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have three right, dude. You have a lot of problems. He's armed candy, what can I say? I'm in your year. Next entry.

Who said it? Maybe we could ask Andy Dick. Nah. Who said it? I'm going to go with patty If it'd be Paulie now. I'm gonna go with patty, sea cups. What do you think, Jenny? I'm gonna say, Stutthew.

All right. I will go Opie. All right. One, two, three. Dead of a goin' in and havin' I gotta get an enemy to come Be a As we hopefully begin a series of Series of dates with me and house barks

So dude wears my car at tour if you will We just get one more actor from do wears my car Maybe we can ask Andy dick Nah Good I'm not gonna get Sandy but I don't think he's a standup. That's all for this week. Yes!

I thought you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast that worked. That's the most famous podcast on the trick today. Please, it's going to make a point. And this is a huge deal that's going down. Please. Jenny comes on the show. Of course, everyone wins. Who said it? It was a fucking thunderous man. Seriously.

We're out of five. Four out of six. Four out of six. That's got to be a record right there. She made it look good. She didn't take all the answers I gave her. Seriously. Way to play it, Jenny.

Yeah. Usually does pretty well. If she ever shows up, something fucked up going on here. It seems like. All right. What have we done today, everybody? Two broker girls, bitch about their jobs, their families, their lives, getting older, their friends, they're able to drink enough.

I don't like anyone. They don't think I'm drinking off. They drink too much. Yeah. We checked out the new song from Tony Muscred about time from MSCS, it's that during John's song, which was great. The greatest heckle to ever happen to a John event. K-Man, Chit Zumak has got a new grip that he's working on with American Airlines. We'll see how that goes.

That's the luck to you, buddy. It's done, are you piece of shit? It's done, are you piece of shit? It's fucking phenomenal. It's going on the board. Todd Meier is supposed to do his new stand-up set, so we burned that material. Everyone's gonna know it now.

The dummy. So you know what that means? Time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. We'll be back with a midweek show. I have our friend Doug from Good Times great movies joining us nice Doug. Nice Doug will be here and we'll be reviewing this hunk of crap.

All right, it's just down here. Each of you goes first. You'll see a metal door and you'll open it up and hop inside. Why don't we just follow? No,'t you show us that? No, no, no, no, no. OK. No, I'll go first. Just throw me down. OK, here we go. No! No!

Oh, it's not that far. That's good. Robert? You want me to go? Robert. Right. OK, yeah, I'll just go down next. OK, I'll just go down next. Okay, I'll just, I'll just climb down and leave you up here with a party.

I just got a little something in my eye there. And uh, Captain. What? What? What is? I'll just climb down. This is a show called Civilized. It's an improvised, dark comedy sci-fi podcast. I was gonna say, is it one of those theater of the mind things? It is, but it's also improv, on top of it. Oh, the Adi Mary.

That is really scary. It's a real fun game. Oh, improv. Improv, dark comedy sci-fi. I've never heard of such a thing. This one came in from gay in the Discord. Thanks, gay. We'll be checking that one out on WATP in the new year,

first show of the new year, unless you count this one, which came on on January 1st. Oh, yeah. It's all very confusing. It's like time travel. It is a lot like time travel. Jenny, thank you so much for joining us. Anything you want to promote? It's all very confusing. It's like time travel. It works. It is a lot like time travel.

Jenny, thank you so much for joining us. Anything you want to promote? Um, oh, yeah, definitely come to Rochester. Yes, come to Debelcon or whatever the February Fallen third into fourth stutter slam. Such a con. What was the other one I liked a lot that somebody came up with? Uh, Roach Chela. Oh, yeah.

That was my hub. I don't know if I ever heard that. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I of electric YouTube. I'm closing in on 2,000 subscribers. So thank you to all of the dabblers I appreciate that shout out to all the dabblers want to give them credit also mom swipes left episode 210 hosted by yours truly Thank you. You're taking over for them now. Yes. I'll check that out. That sounds fun. It's their latest episode. Oh cool

That's spud went from being underground to top of the hill. Wow. That's quite a journey. I know. Where did Jurti's made? And he has Lorenzo Areola's a regular gas time, the Cardiff Electric Show. Lucky. That's pretty good. Check out that. I'm also getting a piece of his career. I'm his manager now. That's right. You're his manager. I thought he was going to do the Dicks show, did he not do the Dixho yet? Dix didn't call him. Oh, yeah. Not dependable. Dix, the fuck, my man. I know he's paying attention to everything I do now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha going to the Dix show and playing that again. I'm the Dix show. Have goofed on me. I'm the biggest problem in the universe.

That was so upsetting, it's so funny. It's pretty good. All right, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down to show these clothes right now.

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Leonard Smalls, the whole MSCS segment had me die in. The fucking UFO drawing? Holy shit. And Gettie Lee's thumb plays us out with, thanks to Dig Master's in, we now know what Carl would look like with normal human teeth. Oh, the news reminded me. I forgot to promote on my Patreon. I will be post in honor of you, Carl. I will be posting a soapy-ass picture of B-dabler. Oh, good. All right. Yes. Yes. Do you have technical difficulties that hasn't gone up yet? By technical difficulties, I mean, nobody subscribed to my Patreon to see the picture. So I'm hoping this will help. We've gotten some subs in to see Hannah's ass,

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That's very true. Thank you. Do you have any new reviews for us? You can. I'm looking forward to the reviews next week from the OCD douche bags that complain that you didn't play the official ending of the show. But yeah, yes. No, no reviews. Just. No, it's is I pulled my favorite review of 2022 for you. Here we go. Would you like to hear it? I can't wait. Looks like it's going to be pretty brutal. Some of the one star reviews of this podcast are more entertaining than the actual podcast.

Did you write that one, Gareth? No, it's from Canada. So it's obviously not me. Not for Minnesota. Okay. That's a one-star review. Yes, it's pretty good. All right. Let's have some boys and girls.

God day. You know, I just thought of something. Yeah, yeah, don't be corny, but you know. Uh, yeah, Vinnie fucking doing Tom Myers every year. How is that not corny? I didn't, you know, I just don't get it. You know, I'm not, I'm not voting for Vinnie this time. Not Vinnie, Vinnie, not the people champion.

Not a vote. Goodbye. Yeah, I know Vinnie is so annoying. I haven't even looked at the final voting. I probably should probably pull that up Hey, I'm gonna give you a pointer card. I see this thing right here. This track pad It doesn't have that clicky noise when you're using your mouse. It's great. Thank you From one pro to another I just figured I would Spread that advice for you. I'm gonna pull up our our Reddit right now and see where the... That was easy to get, forbidden.

I want to see where we're at with this this poll that we had. Yeah! Bro, scarardeff. That's the promote the Patreon if you want to see the rest. Subscribe now. You're going to get a photo. All right, the final results. MSCS media had 48 hot bags with my Tyson and 43 votes. Jacked up review 31, bringing up the rear.

Second place, two bears won, came with 147 and narrowly beating everyone out. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world with 152. He won by five votes. Mother fucker. Vinny for the winny. He's the worst. All right. He's gonna stop doing that. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. ever heard before, oh by the way, Slitniks from Michigan, met you at the June Mike event, and I just heard about the Metal Ochi band. Why do you not promote the Metal Ochi band on every fucking episode? It may have changed my life. All right, let me go fuck yourself. Two.

Thanks for reminding me, Metal Ochi's a great band, he's checking out. Hey, what's up? Hey, I just have a video. Who in the fuck is this video guy days were reminded me metallotch is a great band is checking out hey what's up the video who who would the fuck is this video guy on the fucking dick show the dick master show that is like that is the most laughinism of the fucker i've ever heard

dog i mean he was breathing and be the with lap of his balls off i mean easy laughs the last easy laughs on that dick show. Don't call me back. I think it was the visual, sir. Maybe you didn't see the visual of it with what Dick was up to. I laughed. Gary from San Diego, Colin and Hey, Carl. Gary from San Diego. Yay! Well, I just did a quick check on Stuttering John's real estate license. It looks like he let it lapse.

You no longer have the valid California real estate license. So I guess he's preparing to leave the state going back to Mama Melinda. I think you're so at least have the skull, but we'll see soon. Because he says he's coming back in January and January just around the corner. Tomorrow. It is tomorrow or today. I don't think Johnson be back in January. I wish you were.

I also think he just forgot to renew his license. I don't think that he actually there's probably a fee involved They called him and he changed his phone number and they couldn't get a hold of that could be true It's a good fight. Oh Gary. Wow. I want to know more about Gary Me too. He's a PI. He's a wife's Judy. He's from San Diego. What else he didn't know His neighbor what he does for a living. We know his neighbor. Hey, Carl. Scott the trucker. I'm just calling because I heard on the last episode that somebody had an alternate name for Stutt, John Con, Roach Ella. Yes. I just thought that was

weird because many years ago in my younger days I actually believe it or not had sex with a girl whose name was Roach Ella. We met a Craigslist, she lived in the hood and she actually only had one leg. Yeah, it's just a little weird. Here you say that name on the last episode. So yeah, no jokes, no funny voice this time. Just, uh, I have a beautiful day. No one told me there was going to be boasting what a fun fact. Yeah. Fun fact. Would you like fun fact? Sure. You know, I love fun facts. Me and that guy are actually Eskimo brothers I thought he was bright you get first until it went the way that it did I was a guy

Just you don't have to cover OP and it said I pick up his YouTube and Instagrams every once in a while So I just it's pathetic But if you ever get rid of are you a boner guy? I'm gonna stop listening Love you fucking guy right that down producer cuz cheers Cheers everybody The worst part about this that's the only way I can say cheers now Literally you know every time cheers. So why do I do this so annoying knowing my Hi Carl it's Gregory Sunhizer aka the winner of the transumox parody song contest

Oh, yeah, they wouldn't know it from the lack of any of the promised prizes that I don't have. Oh yeah. I didn't even know. I just wanted to let everyone know that Carl is a liar and a grifter. And I will be contacting my lawyer. You will be sued. Don't call me back. I'm going to call you back, sir.

We're going to get this figured out. Yeah, he wrote me a check. I put it in my Venmo. Yeah, right. Exactly. We do another guy. And I wrote a chat with PayPal. He likes to drive to the post office.

We'll get to it. The sponsors of your parody contest will not be happy to find out what you're doing with the prize money. Maybe the fugitive will look into that. All right. That's what I have for you. Carl Hamburger. You're my fucking hero.

I just became a one year Patreon subscriber. Thank you. Call me back. All right. You put it in five stars. It's a roller coaster. Wow. All right. That's all we got for you. I wanted to get everybody out of here in time to watch the Michigan game. So, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna call it quits. Thanks, Cardiff. Thanks for coming on, buddy. Thank you. Happy new year. Happy new year, Cardiff. Happy new year, Jenny Chinkles.

Okay. Folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. Go fuck yourselves. have a good week