Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep374 - Civilized

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

We're checking out another improv comedy podcast but this one has a twist - sound effects. Also, they describe the comedy style as "dark" so that when it's not funny they can pretend that was on purpose. Doug from Good Times Great Movies is back on the show to complain about his homework assignment. We also check out the big news on The Adam Carolla Show, listen to Patrick Michael not handle feedback well, learn that Stuttering John's former moderators finally figured out that he's a real jerk, watch Tommy from MSCS Media try to come up with an earth-based backstory, and play another hilarious round of To Catch An Alien. https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by her. Should I say starring? Michael Davinsky filled Johnston, Sean Howard and Christy Bolton and I honestly Here's the thing dog. I don't know how they're gonna flow today No, this is terrible. I don't mean to cut you off. First of all Chris from that groan. Do you listen to these shows too? Yeah Oh, god I don't mean to cut you off. First of all, Chris, from that groan, do you listen to these shows too? Yeah.

Oh, God. Just so I know what we're talking about. No, no, that's why I know. No, no, you're earning whatever paycheck calls give you. That's great. This is, I do a lot of prep work. I try. I try and pride myself on the fact that I'm pulling clips and I'm really digging in.

This is the worst I've ever been on here for Carl. This is, I feel like you've said that before. Hold on. How many hope we have as long as we listen to when there's a bubble B. Okay. That's a good point. I'm just trying to think like, no, you might be right. You might be right.

I'm not dismissing this, but I'm just trying to think back to all the terrible things I made you listen to over the years. Right. I was on here for a D&D podcast, which was almost as bad as this. But this was just really tough to listen to and also to pull clips from. Because, and I didn't even know how to label my clips when I gave them to you, because when I labeled everything, it was just bad improv one.

Bad improv two. I know that. I don't know what to do. All right. So, we talked about it in the last show. This is one of these weird improv shows, but it's also theater of the mind at the same time. And they say it's comedy, but they also say it's sci-fi,

and it has a dark side to it. So they're kind of like, if it sucks, it's cause, you know, it's also sci-fi. It was not funny, oh, we're dark. You know, also, they're trying to be all things all people. And they're nothing to anyone. So I picked up on a more recent episode, not brand new, but more recent. They were doing this in front of a live audience in Hamilton at the French fast. Have you heard their wives stuff at all, Doug?

I did not get into that. I didn't come through all 400 plus episodes. You did it, Jesus. The wife of one of your show Chris, take out the promotion of the Times Great Movies. No, I didn't even do it as homework. I may have to leave while we're talking about this, to be honest. No, I didn't. I saw that they did it. I, I come through their website extensively.

What are you more than I do with other shows? So I know they perform live. Who's, who's going to this? Who's watching this? Well, it sounds like, so there's a girl on the show, Kristi Bolton. Sure. I think she's either fucking two or three guys

or she's at least trying to or they're trying to because there's some Simpson this audience that laugh at everything. Okay, and that's about all they're gonna get is just the Simpson laughter. Now I want to start off if you don't mind can I just take the reins to begin with please please do you don't mind I don't care about this because as you know the way that improv goes is that you asked the audience and for information and then you build your improv around that. So this is really pathetic for multiple reasons. Okay, audience, I'm gonna put it to you.

We are going to do another episode. And I want to ask, would you like to see another episode with Gerald or would you like a whole new character? That way, Gerald. Okay. This is our first time. This is our first time. We've gotten a repeat request that can maintain.

I think they like Gerald. Okay. Alright, one person after awkward sounds goes, I like Gerald. And like you've been there before, they're like, holy shit, someone likes a character that came up with, this has never happened before. What do you want to say, I think someone responded to a question that we asked this audience and he said someone likes a character we came up with, this has never happened before. So you would understand what I'm gonna do. Someone responded to a question that we asked this audience of three people.

It's terrible. The way they had to, it's like, well, that's overwhelming. We're gonna have the new Gerald again. But I literally like, under his brother, I don't like Gerald. He's fine. I love other time I'd character,

as though anyone would have any idea what characters these are. Carl, I don't know if you noticed this this podcast ended ended with their quotes. These are visuals for the audience about a year ago. It still continues now, but only on Patreon. And they have 17 patrons. Okay. This is where you were confused. You waited on more research than I did. This episode that I'm playing for you is from November of 2022. And I found it using pod bay dot fm. God, this is like the French fast. Maybe that's the

deal. That's where I was. Everything I comment on is going to be from a year ago. Why are they updating their website? That's okay. I don't know. Maybe whoever's updated their site left the troop. I don't know. Not that it matters. I mean, not that it matters.

You know, if I'm talking about characters that you're not familiar with, it wouldn't even matter if I actually listened to the shows that you're going to be talking about. No, it wouldn't. I didn't get a sense, a big problem with this. And if you want to play my number nine, just to start, a big issue with this for me is they need narration, like they need somebody to just talk about where they are, what's happening. I get no sense of the environment.

In number nine, there are two characters that are just talking about what's happening right now, but not even that so specific as to what order things are in that they're pulling behind them. Yeah, the cargo container is at the back of the navigation system, which is at the front of the cargo, I guess it would be. That's following us.

Loop. Yeah, no, that's right. Okay, good. Who's, how good? I, maybe I am bereft of imagination or something, but when I'm listening to these people, I don't know where they are. I don't know what's happening.

They don't, but they don't either. Hold on, that's the thing, Doc. Because this is a rub, they don't either. So they're explaining to themselves and they're coming up with it in real time. Like, I don't know, there's like a container back there. There's my cooler. How many peers are there, seven?

I don't know if they're like in a moon scape type of atmosphere. I don't know if we're in the sand. I don't know if we're in the woods. I don't either. They have no clue what they're talking about. It's impossible to follow this shit and I feel really bad for this live audience who has to sit there and watch this awkward nonsense. So right after they decide they're gonna keep Gerald as one of the characters in this next episode, they're gonna do this happens. Okay, so we're gonna keep Gerald. So what that means is that we're going to continue the story from that episode into the next.

So it's gonna be not a- We may jump in time a little, but you know. Yeah, but that's just, okay. So what we're going to need from you now, again, is another friends title, and also don't shut up. I love you. What's up?

I'm used to Bob being told to shut up. So what is another friends title? The one where they blank. Now that we have Gerald, maybe there can be a little substance in there, similar. One where they killed Cheryl. Okay, yeah. So far the audience is funnier than they are.

Yes, yep, yep. So I guess my journal is getting jirled around. What do you guys are able to do with Gerald? Let's kill him. Okay, cool. Now, Doug, bear with me. We're going to get into all your clips. I have to walk you through this episode.

I feel like if I do a few clips, then I give it back to you. We're all going to get lost in this amazing plot. That's going on. We have more loss than the actors involved. Right. This gets very confusing. So I don't know if you've ever seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

It's like that. So a lot of layers going on. A lot of some plots. A lot happening right here. It's like Game of Thrones and Brawl. All right. So Gerald is this evil guy on another planet somewhere and he's got our heroes, the improv troupe.

By the way, they have like guests that come on. So this is like a fifth person. There's the four people improv group. Then they have this special guest who plays Gerald. And Gerald has them all stuck in a giant jar on this planet, okay? I love it. This is already better than any episode I listened to

because I know what's going on. Well, right, because I explained it to you. Because I've already told you what the fuck is going on. So my question again, why are you on my planet? Guys, guys, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, I think we should find a way to answer this question where he at least, they, he, at least agrees to put air holes in the jar. Okay, I have an idea.

To breathe. Sorry, is that your answer? Immediately, yes. Like in the immediate term. You're on my planet to breathe. It's more like at this stage, you're lost. You and Sachs are so presumptuous. You come to my planet and an infected with your oxygen for breathing.

This is going great. She's a screest. I want to stupid promise. So the audience is clearly made up of other improv troops that have yet to perform, right? It's just there. It could be the case to support each other. Yeah.

Everyone in the audience, as I'm sure that says, ask me about my podcast. For sure, that's the case. Let me introduce you to Beatrix. Beatrix is the character played by Christy Bolton. And she's also the character that has to explain the fully work we would be hearing if this were a typical episode

where they put the fully work it in post. Did you think you get to love this? Sound of Beatrix munching on a leaf. I wrote it, guys. This is a pretty sweet vacation so far. Beatrix, get down from that big stick. You're going to fall home. No, I was being real.

I remember the last time I had two full days off, and he's giving us water. He's giving us branches and leaves. And he's taking our freedom. Why, I mean, what is freedom anyway? I am. Do you hear him talking about this simping the front row? Who's usually trying to fuck her,

just recently started to fuck her? And he's like, well, he's the... Advocation! Ha ha ha ha! That's insane. Water. Well, so she said, this is the sound of me, Monchion leaves, and

then was crunching something up. I expected to hear nothing. Yeah, she went for it. Yeah, she had to explain. I mean, whoever's doing honestly the sound design behind this is doing more work than anyone else. And I'm sure it's just a package of space noises that they bought, you know, stock space sounds or whatever. I could give it the answer to that.

I'd like to do something. Give me the answer. There are some credits here at the end of the show. We're called in live at the staircase studio theater. As far do the Hamilton Fringe Festival 2022. Your technician that both tonight has been Mark Nessamento. I've been your sound designer Eli Hamada McElene. Thank you and good night The sound designer is he-la-hem-mela McElene Yeah, it's my name too. It's a name that's a band scramble hand That's great Quijimo.. Alright, alright, show off.

Let's see if you know the word that this dummy has tried to say. I mean, we're practically on this planet being told to do stuff by a mis- be an un-dip-is-ent, un-nip-y-end-ent, un- I'm omniscient. You stupid fucking blah-bl-mouth-cut! The joke was the other guy had a corrector at honest pronounced words correctly. Pretty good joke. So that's the guess that they got in who is furious by this point.

I assume and it's just like I need to correct them. I need to get this done so I can get out of here. Yes. All right. So that got a laugh. I would call this the easy laugh show. Like people are there ready to laugh. They're just going to oh my gosh, you're about this movie.

Ah, ah, ah, no, he's just coming out of it. Whoa. I'm actually glad that you're giving me this because since I didn't listen to any live episodes, I didn't know when I was supposed to be laughing. Nothing. Nothing was funny. I wasn't sure either. I know. I wasn't sure when you were supposed to be laughing. Nothing. Nothing was funny. I wasn't sure either. I know, I wasn't sure what it was supposed to be laughing either.

But, all right. Now, you were feeling bad for this guy who had to correct that dummy on how to use words. Sure. What? This guy is also terrible. All right. So what happens here now is you hear Gerald, he's got this like booming voice and he's this omniscient character and then he

shrinks down for whatever reason and his voice changes and I guess his personality changes too I guess that's part of it here. Well you know what being this size uses up a lot of carbon dioxide. Hello. I'm sorry. Yes, I'm sorry. Okay, hello. I was looking straight there, I'll take the bus. Hello. I don't know how it's starting to feel like, short of breath. When I am smaller, I'm more nicer.

I'm feeling bad that I put you in the jar. But the problem is that when I am big, I get aggressive again. So then I want to tell you the chart, so I can't go to one in small. So I totally get you to them. Yeah. Was that tattoo from fantasy island? Yeah, I wish. I don't want to tell you. The fuck. What's that? Why did he suddenly have an accent? I don't know. He's so small here. And what does this have to do with carbon dioxide? And why? Because he stops releasing carbon dioxide.

They have a harder time breathing. That makes no sense. No, none of that makes sense. No fact. So I played a clip earlier. I had to pull out some of this nonsense to get everybody through it. But basically, they say, we need some air holes in this jar,

and the guy goes, well, on this point, an oxygen is poison. And they say, well, good news. We breathe in the action. We breathe out carbon dioxide, because it's like, yeah,

that doesn't even make fucking sense, Tommy. And then so he has to go out with that, like, oh, yeah, I breathe carbon dioxide. Yeah, I think it's terrible. Oh, it gets worse. All right, so now, this guy, I don't breathe carbon dioxide. Yeah, I've been taking it. It's incredible. Oh, it gets worse. All right, so now this guy, I don't know, his character, the accent kind of changes again here.

Okay, sound of a dream. Now it starts with him doing the full rework. Sound of a drill. Okay, sound of a dream. Maybe, no. Okay. No. No.

No. Hello, yes, hello. Maybe? No? Okay. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Hello. Yes, hello. Now it sounds like any confidence character from Taxi. Yeah. Why are you saying sound of, first of all, you're saying DREAM, which I don't understand, but why are you saying sound of a drill and then making the drill sound? Why can't you just say, I'm about to start with my drill

and then the sound. I assume most of what they're doing is day one improv shit that you should learn. Yes. And they're four, five, seven, eight hundred episodes into this and they still don't know how to do improv. Yeah, I've learned that about a lot of improv troops. They suck it, no matter how much practice they get. It really doesn't matter. The 10,000 hours rule by Melville Crabwell out the window when it comes to improv comedy. They never figure it out.

I feel like we're learning so much in this episode. All right, so. Sounds like you did. This is so stupid. So this guy, we was like this giant thing and then he shrunk down into tattoo and then he became a normal human size and so they decided like, hey, what else can you turn into? How far can we go with this?

What have you shaped-shaped into something with feathers? Oh, right, let's try that. Oh, okay, hello, yeah, hi. Oh, what, let's try that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, hello, yeah, hi. Oh, what is this fun? We should do this for often. We need to hang out, guys. You should party one, I told you. Let's party.

God, what is with all the seriousness, right? Let's party. Okay. This is great. He went from the evil guy to a thing with feathers that lots of party. Pretty quick. I'm literally angry with rage. All right.

Why are you doing improv that have so many visual gags on a podcast? They're, I'm not saying that anything they're doing is funny. But when he said, I'm not saying that anything that doing is funny, but when he said I'm turning into something with feathers, he must have been doing something that elicited a chuckle from this audience, but we can't see it. I would imagine the chicken dance would be by gas. It wasn't the macarena, that's for sure. This is terrible. All right, well, let's get into more of describing what you're doing. Let's let you guys out of the jar. Hello.

Yeah. Let's just go up there and just unscrew the jar. Okay, it's still a little too big. I'm just gonna have to grow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, this guy's awful. That's out of the jar! You tried to manipulate me. What? You made me my party persona, which is vaguely offensive, I think. I'm offended. Yeah.

Not even vaguely. It's a person with just cavity. Highly offended. My favorite part of this visual element to this podcast is watching how Bored Chris looks. My favorite part of this, you know, visual element to this podcast is watching how board Chris looks. Through all of this. By the way, if you just get up and leave. I wouldn't be shocked.

Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked. And we just like, I, the crowd is actually pissing me off more than the actors, I think. Well, listen, I think that dog might be out of something here, where they want to laugh, they want to support these they wanna support these people because stand-ups do not give other stand-ups anything.

They just sit and judge and scowl, but improv people are like, whoa, that's outrageous, you're great, are I great, dude? Are we all great? Right, no one in the room can show restraints. You're right, they said that, they're part of it. They all know each other, they've all, quote unquote, performed together, they're all friends. the room can show restraints. You're right. They said that's like a part of it. Yeah. They all know each other. They've all, quote unquote, performed together.

They're all friends. This is what you're going to do for your friends. All right. So now Gerald decides to let them out of the jar and Beatrix, right before I want them about to play, she goes, Beatrix shows everyone that she's been sharpening a stick for the last couple of days, because you know, she was munching on those leaves, but what she's really doing was sharpening a stick. Because remember, the whole point of this is that they're going to kill Gerald.

Oh yeah. Okay. Beatrix brings out the branch and slices him. Beatrix, what are you doing? Beatrix, what are you doing? I'm leaving. Oh yeah. I'm okay.

Stay up. Stay up. Stay up. Stay up. I'm getting scared. Oh, I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared.

I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared.

I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. I don't want all the attention, but she was able to do it. So this other guy decides he's got a hilarious like is you know that she was just stabbing Gerald over

and over again. So this guy's got a line that he thinks is going to land and it doesn't but it doesn't stop from trying twice. Well, I always have it. I'll get the band-aid. I'll get the band-aid. Tommy two bombs over here. He always pops twice in a row. Oh my God. All right. So she's still in the jar. No, the other half of the jar now. And then he's standing and then he became tattoo again.

Yeah, he's not following. Should I always, I can't, he's said to again, he's bleeding, but they're going to get band aids and it wasn't better than what I listened to because can't. He said to again, he's bleeding, but they're gonna get band-aids. And they want- It wasn't better than what I listened to, because nowhere in what I listened to would any character say, now I have a sharpened stick. They expect you to know what's happening

just from sound. Just from sound effects. So maybe without the fully work, it's easier to follow, because I'm literally following this story for some reason. Why don't I do that? So now you have Gerald, who who shrunken back down again and recovering from his wounds. Hey guys, guys, come on. Just relax. This is, I mean, we're in space, right? Like whatever.

Like, hey, let them just, hey, guys, let's realize we're in space. Hey, guess what, asshole? Everything's in space. Everything. Yeah, like no shit, Sherlock. in space. Everything. Yeah, like no shit, Sherlock. Guys, we're in space. It's all relaxing. I would have to be the resolution to any conflict throughout the 700 episodes is podcast. Just at the end of every episode guys, relax. We're in space. It's great. I guess just calm down. I guess what's the big deal? What could it be? I'm be? We're just an outer space. What bad could happen? All right, now, what I didn't play for you earlier is that Gerald has five different forms and the third one is him as a normal human size form and him and Beatrix get it on or at least flirt with each other when that happens.

They're attracted to each other. So then this question comes out, and I want you to listen to how quick on her feet be tricks us. I mean, this is what's important with improv. You gotta be like quick with a line. Listen, you know, I know this is kind of sudden and maybe quick, but I don't know.

What is your guys policy on like, space or geezer. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What's your policy on space or geez? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it's like Senator John reading his fucking roll call. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Slowed out there. You hear a brain seizing up. Yeah. As the only woman here, I'm gonna say, I'm opposed. Well, no.

So she has zero comedic instincts. When she finally figures out what to say, this is what she says. Um, Jay, I was not gonna lie. We're a family here and families don't do that. Unless it's real weird. And even still, no. Okay, I feel like I've crossed a lot.

Yes, absolutely. That's, no. Wow, so he brings up space, or he's like, well, that's weird. He's like, oh, sorry, my bad. Good morning, guys. And there's also like a run with all these stupid promises, just they're like, well, that's weird. He's like, oh, sorry my bad. Good morning guys There's also like a run with all these stupid promises and be like, alright, I'll say good don't for dig can you can shove your good off a dupe in my Rupert do you know something? I'm no improv pro, but it's something I don't know. I think you are

All right, so now let's wrap it up Remember this is the episode where they killed Gerald. That was the whole point of this. She stands in a bunch of times and then bandages to the rescue. And then they're all recovering in her bat or some weird shit. And great. Yeah, and apparently, like, they have this weird sexual tension between the two of them. For now, I leave it at that cheek. No, what?

The bat. I just want to make sure this doesn't impact our friendship. What is happening? Okay, Brian! Alright folks, we have time for one more fast episode like a 10 minute thing for real quick, so let's put a brand new character together for Alan very, very fast. How long's the new character been here? Two weeks. Love it.

What is a quirk that they have? I'm doing two weeks. Love it. What are you doing? Yes. Fucking that's it. That's it right there. We'll work with the head.

Just for the head. I've seen you 14 days straight. What are you up to today? Can't ever move it on. All right, so I wanted to tease you with that. Let's get into the year clips now, Doug. And then we'll come back and we'll check out the second episode that they did in front of this.

I can't, I honestly don't even want to play my clips, but let's do it. No, no, no, no, no. It's funny you should end with characters that have seen each other every day for 14 day straight Meeting and saying hello start with my number three. This is how characters interact that know each other. Okay. Hey Hello, hi Okay, weird energy we're not gonna have it. Okay cool. Anyways, hey Hello, I've been bling chess. Oh, that's nice. I've been scouting

You know why not just write a script just try that maybe that would be right okay right off of this just play for this happens Two seconds later You want to you want to run to each other and hug like we're meeting in a field like in that movie that we watched oh You know what the sounds like to me? I took French in middle school. Sure. And the first conversation you learn is, Saba, Saba? We Saba, Saba? Saba!

It's like just like, hi, back and forth, throwing over again. No, it's not French people, greet each other. No, it's not. That's not true. I've seen French people. I don't just like Saba to each other over and over again. They're simple folks.

Yeah. Most of this feels like padding. I don't know what they're trying to pad. Every episode is about 15 minutes. I think you could do something interesting in that time and they just dumped. Wait a second. Doug is here.

Hi, Doug. Hi. Hey, hi, Doug. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, Doug.

Stretching out. Stretching out. We've got to fill two hours for the review girls Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, also you know what I said the message message what's that I my favorite thing of improv is when people decide to stammer their way through improv that's what most of these episodes are yeah it's my number two and this one character she's the captain this is kind of all she did with all three episodes I listen to um hey everybody sorry to interrupt you it looks like you're going on a mission Hope it wasn't to find me is I'm here Uh

Yeah, we were actually about to go on a mission Why is this not scripted you could do something if it was scripted well They're also really bad at acting oh their tear. Let's not let's if it was scripted. Well, they're also really bad at acting. Oh, they're terrible. Let's not, let's not gloss over the fact that they're also horrible at acting. They're not bringing me to their world at all. No, no, no.

This is, again, I want to give credit to Vito from the biggest problem in the universe when he brought up theater kids, as the biggest problem in the universe. These are theater kids. And someone needs to shake them and say, you're not good. You shouldn't be on stage. You should spend more time watching people who are good. That might help. I am not saying it would be good if it were scripted. But at least you could tell a cohesive story or something. Finish the sentence. Because I picked up on there too. There were a few times. I probably have we've done things. Finish the sentence. Because I picked up on there too. There were a few times I probably have clips

that we'll play later where the one person you could tell doesn't know where to go with it and they just start stammering and then we're like, oh, I'll talk now to thank God, okay. Yeah, but even then, no one is leading. And I heard what Doug heard. I heard studio over produced thing. And everybody is like, oh, okay, you want me to do that?

Okay, here I go. I'm doing that thing that I've been stammering about every character. Every character, they're so awkward and uncomfortable with each other, and I don't know if that is improv, I don't think it should be that way. You should be able to play off of each other. There should be some chemistry.

Yes, also, this is a podcast, Doug. Let's say we did this bad a job. We could go, you know what? Let's scrap that one. Yeah, let's try again. Let's do something else. No, it's not. They're like, all right, put the fully work on.

Produced that shit. Let's get it out. Why? Yeah, it's terrible. Exactly. Play my number eight. This guy cannot think of a word. He's doing improv. He can't on the fly.

Think of what to name a certain thing and you could have done a take to just take two on this. I don't know why he didn't opt to use the you know automatic cargo thing that I built it. Yeah, I don't know why I didn't use that thing. I'm a jig. Oh my god. Spare me the tech talk. Dumb it down for me would you? All right. Yeah, I don't know why I didn't use that thing. I'm a jig. Oh, my God.

Spare me the tech talk. Dumb it down for me, would you? All right. Carl, you talked about the fact that they really don't know what their characters are. They might not be familiar with what other people characters are. This guy, these two idiots decide to, because this is interesting in space, sit down and play a game of chess that literally happened in an episode that I wasn't to. Sweet.

Yes. No, no, it's very exciting. They better explain. To move by move. So these two are having a conversation, and it's very clear that the one guy doesn't know what character he's talking to. And in response, the other guy kind of laughs at the end

with his response. It's number 12. I should warn you, this is a chessboard of my own design. And it has an additional feature where every time you lose a piece, it sends a wave through your hand to your brain and causes you to have a profound realization about yourself. Don't have hands, don't have a brain, don't have a problem. I'm playing a computer. Yeah, we'll watch out, because I'm going to smash your figures. What's that?

That's funny. It's ridiculous. Yeah. This shit was really, really bad. Alright, do you think it's worth it does? Here we go, guys. So I just brought up the fact that they're like, alright, when we finish that, we didn't kill Gerald or anything,

but we're ready for another one, we got a new character, and we have this new character, how long has he been here, two weeks. They ask me what Quirk does he have? They say he likes opera, is like the Quirk, his personality Quirk, which is not...

You can run with that. Personality Quirk is. And then this is the kiss of death right here. Okay, this is going to be a very, very fast, like seven, eight minute episode. We're gonna do it real quick. We've got time for 10. With the one where they sing.

Oh, no, no, no. Even the improv actors are like, can't, no, guys, no. Can we do something else? No one's excited about this. The one where they sing is the premise. Even the impromatchers are like, no, guys, no. Can we do something else? No one's excited about this. The one where they sing is the premise. You could do this.

Like, you could do this. You could make this fun. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't intentionally make this hilarious. All right. Well, let's see what they do.

So, the guy who was Gerald is now Frank and we are off to a bed start on this one. This is Frank Artijay. Hello. Did you ask? Is it? It was he we're looking for, yes. Jesus. Thank you, character folks.

Alright. So they go ahead and decide that, okay, we gotta have singing in this. So what's to karaoke night? That's something all of our characters would enjoy in space. Karaoke night. You said we were doing like a karaoke night and traveling DJ just happened to be knocking on our door. That is convenient

To sing karaoke time. I don't know if I like this guy. Yeah This is not going anywhere good guys. This is not we're in front of an audience and we're doing fucking karaoke DJ guys shows up. And by the way, I know karaoke DJs, they don't sing everything they say, they're not singing. Right, I'm like, it's time for karaoke. Shut the fuck up, it's not your equipment asshole. Pop in journey and shut the fuck up. All right, so we gotta get into some details here.

One of the best parts about improv is really digging into the minutia. Things like, where do I set up the karaoke equipment? I don't know. Yeah, I think we do want to do karaoke. Where should we set up? Boy, I'm put it over by the stove or by the closet or set up wherever you want to. Baby.

So embarrassing Million I would take $50 to be at this show I'm just I blushing on their behalf If I get tired travel wouldn't be to kill baby Hillary would be the audience and the heck will these retires Bring your soundboard I'm a karaoke machine right here. All right. So, um, Beatrix is still a character of this, and she doesn't trust Frank the karaoke DJ. Frankly, I don't trust that you're just a regular DJ. Where have you been for the last, you you know however long we've been here?

Wait, it just brings you to our club tonight, huh? It's two weeks! It was supposed to be two weeks! I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay! Moving on, let's see what he says It's not really a club, it's actually a club It's a club if we wanted to be a club You gotta get imaginative when you've been here as long as we have God, I've traveled through the stars to this planet.

Fucking thing sucks! So I like, no, I'm not a fan of yes and I find it to be obnoxious. But it is a rule, you know, just go, this isn't a club, what the fuck are you talking about? We were just talking about our concept, the closet, or the stove. She's like, all right, I fucked that. All right, just fucking let it go. All right, it's a closet. Now it's funny. My bad, let's move on, shall we?

They do that all the time. And my cook, when the guys like, do you want to run through a field and embrace like in that movie, she goes, no. Yeah. Yeah. And the conversation, yeah, you have to say, yeah, okay.

Or like, move into a different direction. You know what, stop, do that. Let's do this. You know what's something. You have to be like, yeah, okay. Or like, move into a different direction. You know what's that? Do that, let's do this. You know what's something. You can't just be like, that's dumb. Hahaha. Oh God, I should join in the improv troupe. And play along with it for like, I don't know,

18 months, two years. Hahaha. And that just one day, just fucking thwart a show, by just putting it into every conversation that they have, like, Karah, what happened? I'm like, ah-ha! This is my plan all along! You have fallen for me in Prov Reuter! Please do it.

I'll get a reputation. Oh no, here he comes. It's not just his teeth that are crooked. Watch out for the in Prov Reuter! Hey, Carl, you wanted to sit here and say hi to each other 35 times in a row. Can you play my number 13 because I think a great idea is to do the rest of this podcast with our hands over our mouth. Okay.

That doesn't make it to the heavens. Yeah, I think I should have a vision with food. And also, it's going to make it look a little bit hard. You know, we'll still red men to my mouth. You're gonna have to wear a hat. You're gonna have to wear a hat. You're gonna have to wear a hat. Everyone just showed up as the best thing

anyone said so far. I can't believe this. Well, 100%. And you're in this live show, I haven't heard the captain. And the captain is a major character, but they've gone through multiple captains. I know whoever is the captain,

I think whoever they keep bringing in can't deal with this anymore. Yeah. And just has to get out. Sure. I would imagine. Not through it live. That's for sure. All right. So as they're singing, and this is obviously going very poorly

because it's just kind of being sing songy for no reason, which is not sure. And karaoke's like singing song people know, right? But this one guy chimes in and they're all impressed by this. They actually surprised themselves. God travel through the stars to this planet, bringing song across the cosmos. And I found your little rag tag group.

Green. I like it. That was good enough. Yeah, I was pretty impressive. Okay. Oh, there's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I said, group, but you said, group. You're like, tag my line.

Look, it's a real song. Whoa. Oh, it's much rejoicing. Yay. They're also impressive themselves right there. So of course, because the guy got this positive reinforcement He's like well, this is my thing now that I do so let's go ahead and strike gold over and over again, shall we? I'm just setting up the karaoke machine

Why don't you decide what you're gonna be singing? Why don't you decide what you're gonna be singing? Singing. Oh. Oh. What's laughing at this? What's laughing at this? One of the things about laughing at improv is that you'll have a lot of awkward laughing because you see this, you're like, oh, it's, you know, it's great.

It's a great. It's a great decision that they think has to react in some way. It's how opus to get laughs. Back of days, being everyone uncomfortable. Hey, can I interrupt real quick? Because since you were talking about OPU, and I was just talking about the captain, I remembered something that the captain does. So maybe it's not that the captain decides to leave,

but they decide to kick her out. Play number six because this has such a opi-high-talking... Repedent... it's... what are you talking about? It's really bad. Well, we didn't seem so suspicious. So I just... Suspicious! What?

No! Of you! Beatrix! Stop it! Come on! What? Suspicious! No!

You're not... Stop it! Come on! What? Suspicious! No! You! What? Anyways, I'm gonna go see where the crew is by. What are you talking about? I'm gonna say, play it's funny again.

Just keep saying that we're never got done. All right. Yeah, that was a pretty good, pretty good call on that. All right. So Beatrix, who we just heard in that clip, is also on the planet or spaceship wherever the fuck they are doing karaoke. And she gets called out for not making any sense of being retarded, which props to them. Someone had a deal with it. Okay, I guess our party vibes are pretty interstellar. Because they would be picking up because he's traveling the, because the party's going to be so good, it's going to be great.

So, I'm not trying quite to understand, could you start from the beginning of that thread? Our party vibes are interstellar. It's going to be a good party. from the beginning of that thread? Ah! I-I party by the center, so... Ha! It's gonna be a good party. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hello! It's funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't think it's funny! I had that cute up.

Did you really have that? Ha! Ha! Ha! All right, so... Now we've got to the point where... Frank has to fucking sing everything for no reason whatsoever. By the way, opera is never brought up. They're like, he did opera, this is what they say. That was his thing! That was supposed to be his thing. The two weeks things out the window, they never bring up opera ever again. And at this point, Frank's fucking had enough, he can't take anymore.

Do they have anything spoken word? What? What? We got some shot in her and is spoken word days. What? Who's that? There was a show. Actually, you guys would really appreciate the show.

It was some, oh, sorry. I broke. Stop seeing. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. He's over it nerd. You should do. Let's move on. This guy's a guest and you brought him up here. He's the only one singing. Yes. Appears to be the only one quote-unquote trying. Correct. He's ahead enough of this in the rest of the story. I don't know what are we doing. Why are we doing any of this? He's doing voices, he's changing sizes, he's singing, and they're just standing around, just dicking around, doing the usual dumpship for their show. Now, this is where it gets really bad

because Beatrix doesn't know what to do. So she decides to do a callback. Remember that earlier episode with Gerald who broke up with her and left? Oh my god. It was a lie? Gerald! Damn it!

But I... Nitsize Gerald! Look, I, you know what, I didn't like the way things ended. Hello! Oh my god! And I just... I didn't mean to squish you. Oh, you have to hold up newspaper.

One second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's now turned into a thing where they're like, hey, this is actually the bad guy from the last thing. And then we had him trying to kill him and then we became friends and then we broke up. So what she has done, Christy, in this, I'm not gonna keep giving her character name. Christy Bolton, who's terrible at this, she has now moved things into a direction

that they don't know what the fuck to do with. Because they're like, oh, okay, that's the general guy like fuck, we're done with that. We've moved on. So this goes on for a minute, but we'll just know awkward this gets and how difficult it is for these poor people. And Albot, are we friends maybe? Tentatively. I still have your rolled up newspaper in the second you got online and squishing you. I... I... tentatively accept your friendship. Oh, okay. Well, that's a start. Sorry, trust me, it's a road. Do you have to build together? And we're starting to make that pave, okay?

What can we do to help you stay either small or party-bought and not, you know, your other larger. Yes, well, I'm just happy to stay with this size and we maybe have karaoke night? That sounds great. There's been no laughs! What do we have? So what do we do to them? Just try to figure out like, how do we get out of this?

Yeah, karaoke? Oh shit, that's right, yeah, karaoke. Let's get back to that. Yeah. Oh karaoke. Oh shit. That's right. Yeah. Carry out. Let's get back to that. We were supposed to be singing. Also, I hope I have some ex-girlfriends that refer to me as mid-size dog.

Well, it was a shape-shifter like I was explaining before. It's not a mid-size. It was a version of Gerald that she fell in love with. I could write a last year too. You really got more out of this than I did. I never knew what was happening, where they were, anything that was going on. And I listened to like three or four episodes in a row.

Doug, I'm nothing if not a good listener. Yeah, I guess so. That's my one thing I can do. Ooh. All right, how about a question, What else you got on this show? I don't even... I can't tell. I can't tell.

I can't do this so much. I really, really found this very uninteresting. I think that one of the things, what traits of one of these characters or one of the laughs or gags is that they always call a character by the wrong name, which I guess is quote unquote funny. It's number seven. It's not funny. Hey, Bart Simpson, can I talk to you about something? Yeah, that's not funny.

This is just, I get it because Bart's not in this because Bart's from the show, the Simpsons. Right. Yeah, without her space without I get it. Sure. It's pretty good. So the only way that comes to me, Roy, it's like, oh, that's not even close to my name. I'm pretty good.

The only thing that I was thought was kind of funny, my number 17, I decided to go back and listen to the very first show because I thought I'm missing something. Sure. Maybe I just want to see how this all started. There's a context. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's a little funny at the end. I just want to see how this all starts. There's a context, yeah, right? Yes, yeah. It's a little funny at the end.

I don't know who's doing these voices. It's pretty great. I wish they would have kept these two on. Mayday. This is Echo Bravo, a 379er. We are initiating Foxstar Charlie Keelop Protocol. We have identified a nearby planetary body. I can hear you're trailing off.

And did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a wucky tocky? No, it was cordless. I see what you did. I don't want to play anymore. These clips are incredible. I see what you did there. Well, thank you, Gaye, and the Discord

for introducing us to that show. I don't know how people find these shows. Between two broker girls, the last show we did, and then this one, who was finding these shows between broke two broker girls the last show we did and then this one Like who was finding these shows on the internet? People who hate us People are exactly the revenge apparently All right

That brings us to our The week And our cringe of the week this week comes in from Ryan Revolking, coming in with a cringe of the week. And I actually have a video cringe, but if you're not watching, oh, I think you'll understand what's going on. This is a show called Beat the Cult. And Ryan actually says he likes the host.

He's had the host on his show before. This is more about the guest and the guest I'm going to tell you right now Appears to be a morbidly obese man, but we'll see how this person self identifies So do you use the phrases or the phrase gender and the phrase sex interchangeably or do they mean two different two different things to you Two different things totally so my sex is intersex. Okay. That's my sex, is intersex accurately.

Or you can try, I guess you could say even intersex male, because I do feel like... My sex is inner butt. I was going to point out that Damian Marie at Hope is the name of this person with the red beard and the bald head. And let's learn more about their sex agenda, shall we? My external body is like probably 80% or maybe 75. Because I have female boobs, female nipples.

I do, so in a sense. So, I have all the details. I'm like, whatever, but see they try all hold this one, I go, oh, you're not interested because that could be a non-intercept. I go, I have that, plus I have a hidden penis. They go, that can also be bite. So I go, yeah, but it's not.

It's with the breasts and the nibbles. And my whole genital can be pushed up inside. These balls can go right up inside. It disappear like if there's some cavity in there or whatever. Okay. Weird. Weird flex. My micro penis identifies as a clip. I love the host reaction of, oh, heard that he's gonna say his body is 80% chocolate to be honest

yeah it's more accurate that's my retirement crease all right guys I want to get us up to speed on what's going on in the world of Adam Krohl and we don't talk about Adam Crowley a ton of them this show. We've obviously reviewed the show. I've explained that I'm a big fan going back many, many years. And actually, if I think about it, I think Adam Crowley was the first podcast that I started listening to regularly

after opening Anthony went away and I kind of needed that daily show, talk about the news, interview celebrities, like all that kind of morning show kind of stuff. And when we reviewed the Adam Crowell show many, many years ago, we talked about how Bald Bryan is awesome. And Bald Bryan is the guy who plays the drops. And he's been with Adam Crowell since the radio show days.

He's been around for a very long time. And then Gina Grad was the other person we talked about. Now Gina Grad is the news woman, and she took over for Alison Rosen. And Alison Rosen was fired, and it was a weird thing because Adam Krola came on one day. It was like, I think it was the first show of the year.

I think it was the first show January. And he came on and he goes, hey, you just see you guys know, Alison Rolesman won't be here anymore, but here's G2Grad. And so now we're gonna do, she's gonna do the news. And people were like, what the fuck? Oh, we're not, this happened.

And so Adam had to explain himself and it turned into like this month long thing of him going, well, you know, Alison has her other stuff going on. And then the mutual, and now it's gone. I wasn't mutually fired. So this is how the first show of this year started off. All right, so why didn't I not mention Balbina Gina grad because they are no longer part of the show but let me explain. It is not a bad way.

a bad way. I spoke to both of them earlier today in person and had a very nice warm and magnanimous chat with both of them who I appreciate, who I respect, and who I love, and who I've known for many times. I sent no emails this time. This was one-on-ones. He's patting him some of the back. Okay, so I fired two people or after the new year, but I told them in person. I did, not like last time. I don't get mad at me now, guys. I told them both in person. I can change.

So he goes out and say these make some changes in his life. He's looking to move out of state. Now he hasn't yet. So he's like, well, I'm gonna probably move out of state. So, you know, Brian and Gina, they live in LA. You know what, so what am I gonna do? Meanwhile, I didn't fire all the other people. Mike Dawson, so on the show, Chris Lachsevana,

they live in LA, but okay, whatever. That was part of his thing. So then he goes on to explain that the reason why he had to do it is because he's changing formats. I've always done formats and then changed formats. I did love line for many years, a decade, and I changed. I went to morning radio and I did that format and then I did this podcast format. I've always been interested in evolving, changing, and going different directions

formatically. All right. First off, he had a SwitchU podcast. He got fired from Morning Radio. And in Change Format, he just took the radio show and made it to the podcast. Those are different jobs. That's a different format. Yeah.

Exactly. Like, he went from love line as like, you know, second might co-hosts, whatever you want to call it, on love line, to getting a morning show gig. Like, that's what you want in radio. So he's like, yeah, okay, good. It's like he's like, I got to change formats. That's what I'm going to do. It's not like W4 going from rock to country. He's he's explaining. He's just like, the show's going to change. I'm evolving. That's why we had to move on from Gina and Bald Bryan, but then later out of the show, he says this.

Jay Moore is out there Dawson and again in terms of the format I'm obviously not gonna sit here and talk to my own reflection in the monitor for two hours a day. Maybe I told Dawson, pull some news stories. At some point, Chris will do some trending topics, not today, but we'll keep it loose and modular and we'll move things around. So he explained, he got to get rid of Gina Crab, the newswoman because he's changing formats.

He's like, and then I asked to also go ahead and pull some news for us. I was surprised he didn't have Mike Lynch playing draft. I'm sure will happen soon. She's just replacing these people, pretending that it's like, well, you know, this is my favorite because this is the kiss of death. So between moving and changing of the format,

So between moving and changing of the format, it came time to part ways with Bald and Gina, who let's be very clear about all of this. I like them personally very much. I respect them. Oh, that's so worth. Did a family member get him a word of the day calendar? And on January 1, it was format. Format. You know, I have to format my day to a different format. Yeah, that's like saying, I was in construction

and now I repair cars. I still fix things. It's just a different format. It's a different format. You know what I'm doing the show for is format. Matt doesn't like Cheetah Grant. This is format. All right. This sounds like a breakup, right?

Where it's like, yeah, I still love them. They're great people. Just, you know, just didn't work. And then this is it right here. It's nothing to do with them professionally in terms of their ability. It's about me, it's about movement, it's about format, and it's about evolution,

and it's about change. It literally just gave me, it's not you, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me. It's crazy. Don't feel bad, it's not you. I'm the problem here. It's the narrative, it's me, it's me, it's me. It's crazy. Don't feel bad, it's not you. I'm the problem here. It's the narrative. You're great, I'm just giving you more time

to find your next gig before I eventually move. I know, I'm doing you a favor. Yeah, I'm encouraging your solo career. I just freed up your future. That's what you're saying. You're welcome. Free up your future for you, you're never you want to I on this piece of paper I wrote down some potential formats that you could sort of explore now. The way he said that though reminded me of like it must be

the conversation that went not had with him when she decided she wanted a divorce. You're great. Listen, you fantastic. Don't change. It's me. I'm the problem. It's why I'm like, I haven't do format in life. It's called fucking a different guy. It's called taking the house and fucking a different guy. No, I love the kids. I love the house. That's why they're staying. You know, it's not going to the house. You're right. So this is great because this analogy that I can't help but come up with this idea that he's like breaking up with a girlfriend or something. This is perfect when you say, look at we can still get together. Let's still hang out. Still crashing my house anytime you

want. Paul and Gina will be part of the show periodically. The doors wide open, anything to plug. I think Bald will do his Baldi wood maybe once a month. And we'll figure some of this out. A lot of it is fluid. We haven't really landed on a strict format. It's just going to be a change. I mean, we'll still fog.

I don't know. I was hoping you'd still be fucking probably, right? That cool. That is the ideal rancher. We're still, we're still, yeah, I think we, we just be better friends. You know, I think it's gotten to that point in this relationship, but we could still be friends.

It's fine. And I will encourage your endeavors. From time to time, we can have dinner and see where it goes, but this is nothing. It's not in the middle. Right. So I think you should see other podcasts. I'm fine with that.

I won't be upset if I hear you on another podcast. And he's already explained that they're great. He goes on to say, I was listening back to some of the best of stuff we played at the end of the year. And stuff I didn't remember, Brian was so funny and Gina was so great. I'm like, oh, okay, then what's the real reason then? If they were great and you're still doing a show that's a comedy show and bringing

in gas and doing the news, why did you have to get rid of them? And then he said something I think is the real reason for their dismissal. There are many things that are going on in my life getting divorced. Obviously you're aware of that. That has been long and difficult and super expensive and nothing like what was discussed in the early stages of the divorce. So it is stressful, time-consuming, and I would say a distraction. And then I mentioned expensive. Did I mention how expensive this is? This is how every divorce starts. Let's will be amicable about it. Look, and I, I have a very comfortable lifestyle. I'm not looking for too much. And he talked to a divorce attorney like, Oh, no, you could take him for everything. Oh, I can. Well, then that sounds like a better play. Let's do that. How does that happen? Oh, it's just a slight format change.

that happened. Oh, it's just a slight format change. So I think this was a cost cutting measure. Just like this is him explaining this. He's not doing a great job of I guarantee Gina and Brian, or listen to this and going, mother fucker. Yeah, we could have talked about a salary reduction. We could have talked about taking out additional roles with the organization. Fuck. I just, it's weird that it took him so long to get there

and he didn't just go to the Alex Jones route where he's like, I fucking need money, people. Just give me as much money as possible. So now he's talking about this episode. I had a listen to this because it's like, whoa, this is crazy. He talks about the divorce and how it's not going well, and it's gonna go on for a long time, it's gonna cost him a lot of money and aggravation.

And he goes down to talk about his dog, ate all of this chocolate that he was looking for to eating right before a Christmas party and a Christmas evening to take the doctor, the emergency bag, the dog, the dog, a puke doll over the place, all this chocolate that he wanted to eat, and then he goes down to talk about how his friend just committed suicide

I got everything about it. It was like, dude, this guy's having a fucking rough start of the year over here. So this is him explaining that it's still going to be a comedy show though guys. So it's been a difficult couple of years because it's hard to have, you know, one foot in comedy and the other foot is in reading emails from from attorneys and it's been long depressing and expensive and we're not near the end yet. But I'll try to compartmentalize and I will remove you know I'll put on the comedy hat when I come into the studio. But in the name of transparency, there's, you know, life has been thrown a few curveballs over

the last couple of years. My mother passed away about six months ago, which is an interesting story. I never told my kids. Oh, I'm not gonna watch that. Yeah, dude. This is him six-way that, going, the show's gonna be great going forward. I got rid of Bob Bryant.

Everyone loves Bob Bryant. He's gone. My wife is a shampoos. Got rid of my mom. My bald bride. He's gone. My wife is a shampoes. I got rid of my mom I mean my dog ate my comedy hat this morning, but I'll get a new one Holy shit his mom passed away never told anyone including his own kids and then he tells this story of His mom passed away and then his stepfather says, Hey, I'm going to bring my girlfriend to Christmassy.

So now, Adam goes, Oh, fuck, I got to tell the kids where Nana went. So he talks to his son, Sonny, and he goes, um, Hey, listen, man, um, remember Nana, he goes, Oh, yeah, she passed away, right? He says, how'd you know? He goes, mom told me, Well, yeah, of course.

Well, that's gonna tell him that. If he's gonna keep it a secret. He's like, oh, good, now I don't have to tell him. He's like, how's the phrase gonna cry or something? That's for you. Right. It does sound like there was one adult in that relationship. Yeah, right.

No shit. It's like that's off my desk. Speaking of not acting like an adult, I got word actually from Bob Levy himself that the last Missouri loves company of 2022 was one in which Chad Zumak was wasted. Now, he has been talking about how he's gonna quit drinking in 2023 and so the best way to stop a bad habit

is to really ramp it up. Right before you quit cold turkey. You just wanna drink it. You can't. You can't. You can't. Don't slowly weed yourself off of it. Like really ramp it up.

Yeah, you want that withdrawal to really hurt. That's how you know it's gonna work. Now unfortunately, for whatever reason, they have other episodes since then out, but not that episode. So I'm hoping that it sees the way today, but I don't know if Chad was like, please don't post this, Kevin,

I don't know what happened because we cannot get a hold of it right now. I was very excited when you said, I might get it. I thought, I had it. I thought it worked on this. Your staff was hard. My staff was hard at work. I want to thank the people who get me these

Mizuila Company episodes from Patreon, but unfortunately that one is gone. We weren't able to get it, but I have a treat for you anyway. Doug, I mentioned on the show that Patty Seacups has this new YouTube channel. Don't tell him if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. So he has this new channel called Great Job Awesome. I think it's at Great Job Show, it's where you can find it. And we played the video just recently where he played the clip of Joe Rogan

talking about how Brennan's job was addicted to pain killers. Before he knew him. And if you remember, when I played with anything I played that part of it, I think I just played the part where Patty Seacops was going, this is news to me guys. I don't know if you're to knew about it. If you did, cool. I didn't see it.

So maybe this is old news, but I think it's new. I keep really trying to explain it guys, please. I'm not sure, I think this is new stuff. So he came out with a new video to respond to people's reaction to that video. Because as I mentioned, that video got almost 5,000 views. So let's see how he starts out this. And this one's called, might not be news to you, response.

I'm sure it's measured. And by the way, I want to say that underneath the description of this video it says, just keep commenting, it's good for the elbow. Now remember, this is a guy who can't take other people's comments. He hates any type of feedback or direction.

He gets very upset with that. But someone told him, like, well, if you want people to see this shit, comments are good for the algorithm. So he's like, oh, fuck, all right. This is Let me see up multiple intro this is This is very high top great job But the reason for that is because all of those companies were involved with the production of that movie He's like, this is good. This is good too.

I'm, you know, I'll put on this. Also, all those production things are all like three and a half seconds long. You know, it's like a Greg. Yeah, but just flying. And we need to take it like I'm in Tron. And the, I know. This is a little dated, I would say, but I guess, I'll just do it now. Wait a second.

I'm sorry. I don't want to get ahead of where we are. He just talks over this? Yes, you don't see him. I don't get to see him? No, you don't get to see him. Alright, well, I'll deal with it. Sorry. And we need to talk.

And the first things first, I got to get this off my chest. This isn't a video specific to anything other than me responding to the last video. I just dropped this shop video where Rogan talks about Brendan having a pill addiction. I said in the video that it might not be news to you. So everyone that keeps leaving comments about Brendan mentioning it himself is proof that you guys are watching way too much Brendan Shobb content. That's all. Oh, you're the asshole. Have you correct?

Patty, he got some big bad news. Isn't new news. You're the asshole. Why do you have that information? Because you're an idiot. That's why these visuals are distracting. I just want to listen to him. Just honestly, to seem sitting into in a closet doing this, would I would die to see that that would be fun. Yeah, yeah

So you're just watching too much bread and shop content. Sorry. I wasn't aware that the kid had a pill addiction Sorry, I wasn't aware. Yeah, he kicked it But that doesn't mean that it wasn't a thing so the guy that said oh You should do more research before you call somebody a pillhead. He was a pillhead though. So whether or not I said that or not, it's proof. And in fact, he was a pillhead. I love the response to people's comments one at a time.

That's my favorite part about this guy. He reads every single one and writes down to this manifesto and this fucking guy, I should do research, I'm fucking research him. He's a favorite part about this guy. He reads every single one and writes down to this manifesto and this fucking guy, I should do research, I'm fucking research him. He's so defensive. He's just so strange. I know. They don't have stuff for him.

They don't have to two age communication channel. You won't like it, fatty. Right, just because he kicked it, doesn't mean he wasn't a pillhead. Right, I know. The definition of kicking something means you were addicted to it. You're responding to one person who, by the way, might be dumber than you because they're

commenting on a video that you made. I didn't say he currently is. I was just giving him an excuse for why he says things so wrong all the time. Instead of just saying, oh, it's whiskey. Oh, it's CTE. Oh, he's just dumb. I said, nah, man. He's got he's got he's been affected by these pills all these years Wait a second. Hold on. I love how fatty says I was giving him an excuse and then he rattles off a bunch of other excuses Yeah

Listen, I was trying to be nice to the guy. I mean, you guys that wants your say to stupid. He's got CTEs. Yeah, this sounds like Stuttshow is concerned for Jackie. You're right. Exactly. I love the guy, but you're the assholes who are saying he has a work related injury. I'm just saying he's a billhead. Yeah.

All right. By the way, I want to point out, thanks everybody. I think he was at 109 subscribers after 190 now. After we talked about his channel, so that's great. Let's keep subscribing on YouTube to add great job show, please. Now I got this information from Joe Rogan's podcast. This wasn't from the fighter in the kid

or the shop show or wherever else he said he had a pill addiction. To me it seems like you guys are confused as to why I even talk about it. It's not because I like Brendan or want him to fail. It's simply because you guys eat it up. Any mention of shop draws a bunch of ignorant comment warriors attempting to make it look silly. Believe me, it is silly, but the fact that you've kept up with this content makes me think you'd have a pretty good channel. So don't waste time

adding to my videos. You post all of his videos here which is funny because I think the Pete David had a 76 views and the crystal he has 193 but he's got some with like 1.5 thousand 1.2000. It's all over the place. He hasn't figured out the algorithm just yet. Also, the art that he's using, I know that Paddy's actually a decent artist. That's the one thing he's actually kind of good at. Is he making this art or is this an AI generator? I was going to ask you this. It's going to be an AI thing.

It's missing a soul, this art. It's going to soul us all. It's always ginger. So that could be hambed out. I think about it. I'm figuring it all out in real time right now. Just make your own.

It seems to me. If you sit and watch hours and hours of Brendan shop, of course, we want to hear from you. I want a real shop fan to put together a channel trying to tell us all the positive Brendan does because as far as

any other comedians say, he's the nicest guy. Oh real shop fan, okay. No, I know he's fucking with us. I don't even sense. I'll believe in spacehailing as you probably believe in a real shop fan. But being nice doesn't make you funny. No. I would never have said I only brought up the pill thing because I was hoping to give

them an another excuse for failing to ever learn the English language. But it's clear from the comments you guys knew about his old addiction which simply means you're watching too much. Which also means that you're not real fans of comedy. And Brendan is your go-to for humor? You don't know funny. So again, he's misrepresenting people who comment on his show and say that he's stupid.

Like, oh, why? Because Brendan shops your favorite comic of all time? No, no one's saying that. No one's saying, no. Hey, it's all, Brendan shops the funny scum, or how dare you. Right. It's only because you're stupid.

Yeah, that's why they're stupid. There's no him motive behind it. The reason people are saying you're stupid is because you're dumb. Yeah, that's why the- That's it! There's no emotive part in this. The reason people are saying you're stupid is because you're dumb. You're right, you're dumb. Get confident, stupid. It's pretty clear. I mean, at least I only got one guy telling me Pete Davidson is talented. I got 14 people telling me that Shob is clean and he's doing great.

Now, I don't do this to sway you one way or the other. I do this because you want me to. Believe me, I'd rather be this to sway you one way or the other. I do this because you want me to. Believe me, I'd rather be talking about Chad Zumak. Whoa! What? Wait, another time on Chad Zumak! Hold on. Hold on.

I want to point this out right now because between what he was talking about with Stilto and now talking about Chad Zumak, this guy's all in. Kind of like how Lorenzo Aureola now is kind of learning about the dabbleverse and kind of being immersed in this with kind of electric and stuff. Pate C. Gus returns to be above it and too good for it.

But then he says, oh, you're watching every fucking video, aren't you? You're all in on this stuff. And honestly, much like Brendan Chauvin pills, I have kicked Pate C. Cubs for over a year. I might be back in see this is what happens You're really absent. Yeah, yeah, remember what fun we used to have remember what Patti C Cubs

But nobody knows who that is and that won't get anywhere close. Oh, we baked that up because it's a dig and I changed. Yeah, yeah. Even Mill House is clowning me. Yeah, this is great. Yeah, believe me, I'd rather be talking about Chad Zumak, but nobody knows who that is. And that won't get anywhere close to the same amount of views as the shop temp does.

No, it doesn't. It doesn't get as many views. But you can turn it into something. No, it's like you're gonna get as many views, but it will get more comments because all the people that are subscribed to your channel are at WITP fans. Oh my God. Yes. Everyone go on this video and say we demand Zuma content.

I was on Patty's take on Chad Zuma. So I'll send him the standup that we never got all the way through the purple recorded. I would love for him to break down. Zuma stay. Holy shit. Oh my God. I would join forces. I'm ready to join forces with Patrick Michael.

Something I never thought I would say if we could both fucking rag on Chad Zuma standup together. I don't know. He might like to stand up. I've seen Pattyies stand up. I don't want that to be fun to him. Yeah, right now, it's a win-win. Yeah, he's like, no, you know it's good because nobody laughed.

Oh, that's how you know it's good. Yeah. Don't get into the car ride home. That's what I fear when things the cops say. Yeah, some of you will get that in the car ride home. No home Now just wasn't fun. Hopefully you're not riding with zoom up But feel free leave your comments tell me how much you like this guy tell me why I was wrong and how I should research more And that just means I have to pay attention to more Brennan shop content little passive aggressive No, but seriously just keep fucking leave it comments tell me what an asshole I am. That's fine. I don't care.

And I don't want to do that. I mean I spent time in the golden hour live chat today and let's just say they're not there because it's good. They're not there because they enjoy it. Some of them are, some of them are, but what I can say is most of them don't enjoy comedy. And that's that. Until the next time. Alright, that's a little out there. I still don't understand why he put it. I know, I just want to play Toronto.

He gets upset, guys, he gets upset when people tell him that he's wrong about something or he should research something. It's very upset about it. And yes, let you know when an asshole you are. All right, I have a little bit of an update for us. The key, yeah. Starting off with a song from Joe Sacco, Devil I'm Stupid. Pick up a course, light and listen to me, it's time for me to prove who is right. I tell you that all mama has vanished, oh, where do you still say it now I wanna fight? I got a hold of the stance from my green screen, I got a spray for coaches under that hatch, I got a stopper time, I try to drive, I got a pipe, I sell my pop through scratch

I'm gonna squeegee this patch with my shirt, cuz' miss my lenders ain't around Live with pissed boxes, roaches and finger nails, but with dirt Call up my lawyer, say that I will sue you, say you know what I will do if I was you. Gamble on stupid, big for your superchance, ask for help from Hell's Box, drive around it over now, or show you how, cause I Gamble on stupid, I know Lesbos who be stick. Sideways cause the camera's flipped. Use your stuff as doodayo. I never got to leave a tent. Damn a lot stupid. Come on I damn a lot stupid. Talk about my kids and you. Don't lie I know that it's true. Let's go. So uh, the thing that um,

uh, that is super jet. And uh, uh, that is the bed. All right, damn well, I'm stupid. Wow, wow. Joe,

wow, that was amazing. Jim Jones has a parody of a parody. That is an original song for Weird Alieck, I believe it or not. Might sound like it's a cover, but Divo who, never heard of. All right, so I have an update, and I wanna thank Petr Solomly Baby and the secret dabble is discord for tipping me off to this whole thing.

There's this guy who used to be on John's show. I don't know if he was ever a guest on the show, he might have been, but he's part of that whole universe of these whack jobs we're still concerned about Trump taking over the world. And Ken Otto was his name. And he had a show, he had a live stream over six hours long. He's fucking people. Over six hour long live stream recently. And he had on Andrea Brower, John's former moderator and current Hellsmarks moderator to talk about what's going on with her. She's got a condition that she wants to talk about.

Now, one of the people in the chat was Cordiff, who is the Elehoribla version of Cardiff, who is in there commenting. And unfortunately, I went back and watched this again this morning because I pulled all of these timestamps and they wouldn't and deleted all of his chats. So there's a bunch of Benny Loco in there responding to Cordiff, but you can't see what Cordiff said to her together.

Not that any of this matters, but it's kind of interesting. So Cordiff asks if John is reached out to Andrea, because she has this condition, and she's going through this thing, and she's like, no, no, he hasn't reached out to me. And Benny Locos is just like, yeah, you'd think you'd reach out, and Benny Locos is not too happy with John.

Apparently, there's this thing with her vocal cords, Andrea Broward's vocal cords, where they're failing her. And she explained it that they're like shredding, and they'll soon be gone and she won't be able to talk anymore. God, yeah, it sounds kind of dire. Of what's going on, so is CSL. Suttering John was the first one I told about it.

Because he has the stuttering, he kind of knows the ins and outs of things. He was there when I actually got the call from the doctor. He was on the phone with me when I got the call. So he kind of told me his experiences and what works and what doesn't work when it's when you go to using your voice and just working on it. With me, I can't do that because if it goes, it just goes. And you can see my vocal cords.

You can kind of see them right here with me talking. And what's happening is my vocal cords are shredding. All right, so you can see, buddy, Lil' Ko's response. She thinks it's cartif, it's cordif. And so the question here, if this was the person they were raising money for, and she says, no,

she is not, Andrew Rawr was not the person that John was raising money for. No, the person was John. I don't know. They don't know. Shit. I don't know if they know that. I'm not sure if they know that, but I do.

All right. So then we talk about about people are asking her about Centering John. Is he coming back? What's the deal? Andrews got the answers. I don't know when Stuttering John is coming back. When he's coming back, he will let everybody know he needed

some much time off. I do not know. It had to to it was personal related and I apologize for the way that he did it. That is up to him. Why do you apologize to say his story about what's going on that is not up to me. I have talked to him. I have reached out to him. That is on his and not mine. Unfortunately, things happened the way that they did.

And Benny Locke says, I hope he doesn't come back. He broke my fucking heart, not cool, with a lot of exclamation points. You see that on there? That's probably pretty small on the screen. Benny is pissed. Benny Locke is none too happy.

In fact, I have another example. She is all over this chat. Really blasting, Senator John. He really fucks some people over, apparently, by stopping his show so abruptly. And I was glad he was there when they called me when I got the call. Was he, he's very in, he was, he really helped me.

Basically, I lost it and started crying and and. Yeah, John was there to help her when she got the news. And John's whole thing was, I started. We'll even. It's like, well, no, I always try and help people. So you can see that Benny Locke was responding to Harley Prairie chicken who is I don't even know who that is but it's one of the dabvers and She says he screwed us all no excuses period. Oh boy. She is none Happy on this one How did these people not see this coming? I know that's it's so funny I'm not trying to make fun of a woman whose vocal cords are shredding, but boy, what a

sad story. Yes. All of these people bought into his bullshit. Yeah. These are not smart people. They're like, wait a second. So, are you Joe? Is it a grifter this whole time?

Yes. Correct. You see, it's not a opportunity. People don't like Trump. I don't like Trump either. That's how we got all that money out of you with your retired. Yeah. All right. So, this is, again, we're talking about Benny Locke

those comments on here. Cordiff asks if Southern John was their guiding light because they're obviously following it pretty closely. So she wrote, oh my fucking God, Cordiff, we all had a real life before John and many other obligations far more important. So she's explaining, like, no, we all had shit going out of their lives before we started following

Senator John and being the mod. But once John came along, we dumped all of that out of our lives. No kidding. I think that's kind of the point that Cordiff was kind of trying to make. Oh, all right. So this is a little bit of a longer clip than I want to play. This is addressing John raising the money that he was raising and Benny Locke was just going off. She's not the one

that was being raised money for. No, I was not. I want everybody to understand. Okay, and if John is listening or watching, I want everybody to be really clear. Yes, we are mad at John and we are upset with John and we'll worry about John. Interesting. So this is the moderator's buddy, local leader, brother, we're mad at John, we're upset with John, we're worried about John.

Huh. This is John's decision. We're mad at John, we're upset with John, we're worried about John. Huh? This is John's decision. I can't Speak for him. I cannot talk for him. So whatever John was scaling with and whatever he is going through that is on him. All right mark P's in this conversation too Benny Locco says John his alcoholism that refuses to see or deal with That is what causes all of his problems. But hey, the drink is more important than people to some. So Benny loco is fucking a lover scoring over here. She is none too happy with John. Every right to be this upset. Correct. Correct.

And I can't, I can't make him say anything. I wish he would that I cannot. Whatever was going on with John or whatever the, the, the circumstances are, John will talk about it when he's ready and only when he's ready. My job as a moderator is to protect the people that I moderate for. Okay, I'm not gonna speak ill of John, even though he frustrates me. All right, so I wanna point out, she does not pronounce the R in frustrate, and she does this a lot, and I remember when John was complaining

about how people talk, that was one of the things he said. I hate when people don't say frustrating. I'm like, oh, he's talking about Andrew Broward specifically. There's a lot of examples of this. I'm not going to speak ill of how. I'm not going to speak ill of anybody that I moderate for. Okay. And I can't speak to John. Only John can.

He has said he will be there when he can and he will let everybody know. That's all I can tell you. That's all I've been told. Okay. So, I mean, first of all, I think she, she, you know, house bark seems like a really, really genuinely nice person. I think you can speak ill of John. Yeah, no shit. She's explaining that as a moderator for Hellsparcs and John, she's got a wild to speak ill of. It's the code of moderators. Correct. Yes, exactly, yes.

So be patient. It's frustrating. But you got to let John handle things his own way. I don't know. Honestly, do not know what happened, whether so, circumstances why John's not here doing his shows that he would have to speak to as much as saddening and as frustrating as it is. Now it's what it is. On John, I can't speak to it. I'll be there for you and say the same thing online. In my DMs, I don't know.

And it does hurt. And Benny was upset. I was upset. A couple of the other moderate raiders have been upset. But it's ultimately, it's not our say. Ultimately, it is John's say. And he knows what's going on with his life. And that, you know, you guys get to remember he's a celebrity, okay? And that's a job.

That's a job, okay. That's a job, okay. That's a job, okay. It's not who that person is. Okay, so all the trolls out there, all the people who trolled John, all of that. Being a celebrity is a job. It is not who the person is. Okay.

Does everybody says anyone? No, not at all. And I wonder how upset these people are all going to be when he does come back. And he just starts a show by going, I'm back baby. And I never, never talks about why he left or any of that stuff. They are going to be so upset. And Betty Loco in the comments over here is so angry with Andrew Broward just saying, well, he's a celebrity.

What are you going to do? Just like, fuck that. Slumber's just people with shiny goes. He can go fuck himself. It's a celebrity, what are you gonna do? She's like, fuck that! Celebrities of just people with shiny goes. He can go fuck himself. It's actually really funny what happens that the back and forth between these two. And then Benny Locke was on to say that she ignores all the DMs that she gets

with Southern John questions. She's sick of it. He says, the man can't grow a set and face his audience. So now she's the one to talk with like dealing with centering John's absets and all these trolls going, oh, what the fuck happened to this guy? And she even says to Cordiff at one point, I spent my entire life giving alcohol

to chance after chance, alcohol always wins. So she has seen this play out before apparently. And then they ask Andrea if she's ever seen Paul McCartney live. And she says no, which is so weird because John claimed that Andrea got her tickets to see Paul McCartney when he was in Florida and that a security guard recognized him and had him come down and get the front row seats. Cause I'm still in John Melondis from the house third show. I still got it, baby.

And then she's just like, no, I've never seen public party. Huh. Ha. We're. Ha. Ugh. All right. I think I have one more clip that I want to play on here

about John being a celebrity and Andrew are giving him a pass for that very reason. So it's kind of under, you kind of understand where these people come from now. They're like, oh, they think John's a celebrity. This is some kind of celebrity worship thing going on. They don't realize what a buffoon is. It's much as we're aggravated with John. I do not want anybody bad mouthing him. You can do it behind the scenes. You can do it not in chat. Okay. And I want.

Benny Locke says, being a celebrity is only playing dress up and pretend nothing more no special talent needed. I'm like you Benny Locke I'm more and more. Everybody to be really really clear. These trolls that troll celebrities they have nothing better to do than to control. Okay. And that is on them. Well, I'm sure the word that wasn't. Yeah. They're thinking about what they've done right now. That'll shut them off.

You're right. So this guy Ken Otto, I guess is pretty fascinating to people. It's funny what's happened from the devil version. People are trying to go out to different things because Ken Howell does these live streams that go on forever and these, all these people that come in and just fuck with him and he doesn't know any better.

So he's got like a green screen behind him and they're constantly asking him like, hey, do you play that piano? And he's like, wow, it's actually a green screen. There isn't a piano here. He's like keeping quiet. He's got one on both of them. We're not forgetting.

If you run all those books, he's like, well, I haven't read those books, but I've read all their bugs. So that's kind of funny. Yeah. And then, so someone accused kind of auto of blocking them. So then he starts reading all the names that he has blocked. At these days,

in and of themselves are fucking hilarious. The only people blocked, I'm gonna read them off. Ken Otto wasn't to abuse Tammy. Ghost of Magneto. Address. Stet Joe calling Robin a porch something. I don't think I want to read the rest of that. Miss Kim Tilly's Malcolm Running Bowl.

Ghost of Gunter. Some boys in Malm Magneto while Mark Peace dot dot dot. You stop touching cats. Rest of the piece Magneto. Terror destroyer. Ghost of Magneto under a different name. Unnunic curiosity and American money. And most of those people were blocked last time. Okay. That for the update. That's a beautiful pullback, do you think he does laps?

So this guy is just reading all of these screen names that are about like John's dead cat, shit, he's just like the following people have been blocked. You suck, Ken, Kensington, he goes, dad, ha, ha. All right, and then they were able to go with him into doing impressions. So I guess he does a Barney the dinosaur impression.

Barney the dinosaur. I love you, you are me. We're a big family nailed it and one more he does a porcupig in fresh end porcupig had even the lead that's all folks but it's not like we're starting to say it but it leaves another hour or so it's not like a kind of auto-infresh. Yeah. Wow. This is what his show is. Yeah.

It's, well, when I was watching the one with Andrea, it was like I said, six hours long, he starts it off by going, we got a really special guest coming up later. Two and a half hours in Andrea shows up. He's feeling fucking time. He's talking about nothing. He's got nothing prepared. He gets up and leaves for a while because he's got a grab of bite to eat. It's bizarre.

And you know what else stems from? People who thought Suthering John was doing a show. Yeah. I go, that's what a show is. No, no. This is how all art gets crappy over time. Because people are like imitating shit, they get shitier and shitier.

What happened to Richard Ojeta? Ojeta, what happened to him? Does he have an outlet now? Some sort of show he can go on and scream and yell. He does. He has a Facebook live. Oh, okay. Apparently he's coming back to YouTube

once he gets a studio built because they just built his house and he's building a studio and it'll be back on YouTube. But he goes on Facebook live and people are following him over there as well. All right, let's be angry a little bugger. goes on Facebook live and people are following him over there as well. All right. That's right. Angry little bugger.

Little blinky. Yeah. We miss him. You know, I also miss is Tommy the space alien. So Tommy had this guy on buzz is his name. And this guy runs an organization dedicated to finding missing children So Tommy brings them on and introduces them and I thought there's a funny segue Into the story about those Idaho college students who were killed, you know about that, right? Yeah, all right

Listen to how he segues into this and how confusing this is because he has no idea what he's talking about So before we get into all like the nasty stuff you know that shooting in Idaho where he can go to tap to where the college kids, you know, four of them two of them were stabbed or what exactly happened with that? Yeah, all four were stabbed I believe right yeah All right before we get into the nasty stuff or what exactly happened with that? Yeah, all four were stabbed, I believe, right? Yeah. All right, before we get into the nasty stuff, let's talk about those four kids who got slated, I know, and he goes, you know that shooting, and I had to go to the guys,

I don't know how you're talking about it. No, the shooting, where two of the people got stabbed, all four got stabbed. Yeah, that's shooting, that's the one I was talking about. Don't play dumb. And he didn't have any idea, anything about it, that there were like two survived,

like if there was a shooting, the two survivor story would have been very weird. Yeah. How they didn't know that the other four were killed. That's like, Tommy, I didn't know understanding. I have a question real quick. Is that a neon alien head that he has in the back?

Always fascinating with that. He's hiding in plain sight. This guy is my fear. He's so scared. Like every time I listen to your show, I have to bring up an image of him. Yes, in the back always fast in it. Ali is hiding in plain sight. This guy is very scary. Like every time I listen to your show, I have to bring up an image of him just to remind myself how odd and terrifying he looks. Well, whoever built his face didn't do a great job. I don't know what references they had to figure out what humans look like. He is going to take it off one day. Like a little man, like a minute black piece.

He's staring at this old time. You might be right about that. All right, so now this guy is talking about how video games train people how to be killers. And because his old thing is like child abduction and he goes, you know, it's really easy to play Call of Duty and then learn how to go and shoot people up. And Tommy, which is retarded, which is so stupid.

And then Tommy says this because any type of knowledge that Tommy has, he's just going to spur it out with his love. To do that, to be honest with you, I mean, it doesn't take a pay professional to play video games that, you know, like Call of Duty or whatever, and then go get a weapon and then go out and shoot anybody. That is true because they've made it so realistic now that, I mean, you can do flights some of the ladders. Like on Maddiverse, you can learn how to fly a plane kind of through the Maddiverse.

Point simulators have been around longer than Tommy before he crashed land on this planet There were flight simulators because I don't know if you know about this you know how to fly a plane These video games yes long before the metaverse That was a thing also at the end of there he goes he goes you can fly through the metaverse Does he mean fly through the metaverse? Kind of yeah the metaverse Playing kind of for the does that kind of the metaverse. And why point kind of the metaverse? I know.

I want his guess to be like, let's stay on topic here. We're talking about murders. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you know what else you can learn from video games? How to eat power pellets. Yeah, I suppose. That's a good point, too. All right, so they're explaining

that the father of one of the girls who was killed. Now, this was, this is a weak old. So this came out right before they actually had a suspect. So now they have this suspect. I covered it on the latest, the creep off. If you wanna hear my hot takes on Brian Coburger. So they have, before that, the father of one of the daughters of one of the women who were killed in this Idaho slang decided to get a private investigator

because it didn't seem like the police had any leads or knew what was going on. For whatever reason, this leads Tommy to have some wild speculation. I do the killer might be. I think I kind of think that's what they're doing because they said that they had got 500 pieces of evidence like forensic evidence and then everybody was breathing down their neck that they're taking forever blah blah blah blah blah and when you agree that the worst thing to do is to pressure those investigators because now they're rushed maybe they miss something and then if I'm the dad I'm just waiting for them to start looking at me. Because now that it's been taken so long, I'm just waiting for them to come and question

me and sort of queues with me of doing, because at first I thought, I don't know, maybe maybe the dad has something to do with it. So now, Tommy thinks that father of one of the girls is killed everyone. This is the guy who's trying to get to the facts and the truth and find the killer. If she was my daughter, I would murder her. Right. He's like, oh, this guy wants to get to the bottom of this. Sounds pretty suspicious.

No. Who does it? No one thinks the Dan did it. What? It also looks like Tommy's doing this show from a drained pool ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha reasonable response to what might be going on. And then they kick it to Rob. Rob the producer and Rob talks way out of his ass. It's pretty funny. Hopefully and prayerfully they come up and find out who did it. Yeah. What do you think, Rob? What's your opinion on that case? I haven't really followed much along with it honestly. I've seen I've seen the you know some of the news reports about it. I just think that I think we're kind of best.

I think they know who it is, but they're trying to get enough evidence put on them, but they don't want to go out and say it, right? So let him think he's gotten away. They're building up their evidence and they'll just go make the arrests. He started it by saying, I've been following this at all. I think it goes on with this wild speculation. They actually know who did it. They're just not, they're not gonna show their hand right now. They want to build up a case. And he's

right. He was right. He just made it up. Turns out he's fucking right about all that. Holy shit. So then they get into this seven year old girl who was abducted by the FedEx driver. This was another big news story. I don't know if you saw this, Doug. No, I didn't. So early December, this is just like this guy, I'll try and guess. That's stupid. Yeah.

So in early December, a FedEx driver abducted a seven year old and murdered this girl. And Tommy's trying to figure out why that case was solved so quickly. And this case wasn't, he's got a theory. Now with this one, do you think this one so quick because FedEx was involved and they have money to push it forward to get it out of the headlines? For FedEx?

I don't know what the evidence was, I don't know if they collected off cameras. There might have been a neighborhood camera that actually saw the FedEx driver pick the little girl. All right. That makes zero sense. But Tommy just said, is FedEx putting money behind this investigation?

No! That's not how that works at all. Like you better solve this guys. If you do, you have a few bucks for you over here. Federal money. Do you think that one was solved quickly because FedEx was involved? No.

So this guy was being polite and he goes, no, I think, you know, maybe it was caught on camera. Correct. What happened to us? The boss of the driver was able to look at the camera in the van and see the girl and call it into the authorities. That's why it was caught so quickly it was on video. Tommy, this kid doesn't fucking read anything

beyond the headline. I mean, Donald's employee came out from behind the counter and shot three people and then ran away. Do you think he was caught because McDonald's was one of the mixture. Yeah, one day he had- They wanted to get out of the headlines as quickly as possible. Cheating to the bottom of this.

What a fucking idiot. All right, so now this is Tommy talking about how he's concerned that there's so many moms and dads out there who don't realize their kids could be abducted in any time. And they need to be vigilant. They need to be worried about it. Since you guys started art, how do you get people to believe? You know, if you go and you say to a mother, hey, you really have to watch your two year old or three year old outside out front. Oh, she's just out front. Nothing's going to happen. If we

put a thousand mothers in here, 900 out of a thousand, if they're being honest, they're going to say, yeah, I let my daughter out front. You know, I watch her, but you know, I'll go in and get a drink and come right back out, you know. So let me get this straight. There's a thousand mothers in there. And you ask every single one of them, you could leave your three-year-old alone for three seconds.

900 of them would say that's fine. So what like 90% like, what about like, maybe 90 out of 100, if you die out of 10 Exactly you could use And how big is this place can we fill a thousand thousand Tommy that's what I want to know How many miles of say that out of that buddy? Oh Tommy's insane and I will speak to this as a parent because the one thing I will say is parents are Overly concerned that strangers are going to grab their children off the streets.

That's been my experience. When that is like 0.00% of the time when somebody's taken it's a family member or somebody that the kid knows, of course, Tommy's an idiot. Oh, not only is he an idiot, but his guest on here goes into hardcore victim blaming, which is insane. And then sadly, and I've been known to do some victim blaming before. I was a stranger to victim blaming. What do you do a whole show about this?

I know, but this is insane right here. And then sadly, and it's the case with most of the kids that get abducted, their parents don't care enough or sometimes their parents are just stupid. You know, they're so wrapped up in their own life that they don't pay attention to their kids. Holy shit! He's like, if your kids get abducted it's cause that's your fault! Fuck that asshole! Tommy!

That's cause they're too stupid! I tell my kids, do you know how much shit is in that FedEx truck? If that guy wants you to go in there He's probably gonna give you something that's worth something. He might even have candy Now the fear-mongering that goes on in this next clip I've never seen anything like this before remember this guy's organization Helps to find abducted children, but it sounds like he's rooting for children to get abducted helps to find abducted children, but it sounds like he's rooting for children to get abducted because he needs work.

So much we are surrounded by so much evil that we can't even count the ways anymore. So children are a commodity. Whether it's child sex trafficking, child pornography, satanic cults, using kids for sacrifice or kids for body parts or whatever maybe with a cartel, using them to traffic drugs or whatever. It's beyond anything that we have seen in our, and at least in my time on this earth.

What the fuck, satanic cult ritual? What the fuck, satanic cult, using body parts? What the fuck? Holy shit, I guess I'm not as concerned Oh Holy shit, I guess I'm not as concerned for children's savings. I should be Lose his job. I hope his employer's watching this going what the fuck you on there talking about dude Even Alex Jones be like all right, but it's not that bad. What's that right? Purple he's got a little on the control right now. Holy shit. All right.

So then Tommy's whole thing, and this is ridiculous, because Tommy's got this whole idea that it's all about the news that's manipulating people in every single which way. And the news is really at fault for all of these child abductions that are happening. The only thing about nowadays, I don't know if it's always perhaps that don't catch that

but so as far as you've got features. Sorry, I should mention, it gets a chance to try the back commercial in the worst most awkward place. So I went ahead and clipped out the little commercial thing. So we'll get right back to it. But I just wanted to say how awkward this show is

It's the best the only thing about nowadays. I don't know if it's always parents that don't kiss up So it was brought to you by Fiji by Fiji link is in the description at the top because This generation is Feded down by the news brainwashed the news, brainwashed by the internet. The internet showed, you know, we both know. It shows you what... They said we're feeded down by the news.

Yeah, we're feeded. Can you play that again? Yeah. This generation is feeded down by the news. This generation is feeded down by the news, brainwashed by the news, brainwashed by the internet. The internet showed, you know, we both know. It shows you what they want

it to show you. You know what I mean, there's no viral viral was what they want you to see. Right. So I think a lot of younger people in this generation, they're just not in touch with reality. They're in touch with the reality that's shoved down their throat. So when they're reality, they do care. And they're doing a great thing. And they're planting flowers. They're dying of thirst. Their daughter or son is playing with the flower. They're just running in for three seconds and getting a bottle of water and they're coming back. But the kids go on.

Right. Okay. But I don't think that means they don't care. I think that it's just that this generation's reality is not what reality is because when is any of this on the news? So he just said They're just not covering this stuff on the news. That's why the parents don't realize how big of a deal this is After they had just shown the article of the severed-year-old being abducted that was in the news

It was a big new story. He's going, how come I'm not showing this in the news, which is stupid? Well, so the idea, I don't know what one has to do with the other. The internet's the problem, because people are just outside planting flowers. Yeah. What does one thing have to do with the other? Well, because what he was trying to say was, they're doing great things like planting flowers and dying of thirst. Well, because what he was trying to say was... They're doing great things like planning flowers and dying of thirst. He was trying to say that he has this example in his head that's ridiculous

that you're out in the front lawn with your three-year-old. Yeah. And they're playing in the dirt and then you just like go back inside and just leave the three-year-old out there, which I don't think is a realistic thing that happens. I don't think it's that realistic and also what does that have to do with the internet? Because of anything, the internet and media, they love to cover this shit. They love it.

It's where all those stupid and true crime podcasts are there for. Like, people love this. Now, people are terrified all the time. No kidding. Right. All there is is people thinking that everything bad is gonna happen to them all the time. No kidding. Right. That's what all there is is people thinking that everything bad is going to happen to them all the time.

Right. So this is because he's already made this point. So now he has to double down on this retarded theory. After his guest goes, well, you know, it does get covered on the news. We did just read this article together. Yeah. And the only ones that you do see is the ones that the guy

went online and he went to meet the mother and daughter and the daughter looked like she was 18 but she was 14 and he got 10 years in prison because he met a hooker and the daughter was 14 but she had black eye makeup on and looked 18 right but you never hear about any of this stuff what what is he talking about the only one you hear about the news when you fuck a 14 year old, could you think she's 18, you meet her mom and she confirms like what? And I said I'm sorry. There was an oddly specific but also a boundary and nonsensical story.

But he also even said that the end he goes, but you never hear about these types of things. He points up to the screen. I have the news story of this detailed thing here. They never talk about this. Just this ridiculous nonsense. I was about it. Mom and then she was wearing black eye makeup. How was I to know what was going on? Holy shit. And then I met him. That is a little bit too specific. The other thing that I'm picking up on the Tommy does because he's created this backstory for

himself. This idea that he was a human and he grew up on this planet. Yeah. So he's created this backstory for himself, this idea that he was a human, and he grew up on this planet. Yeah. So he's doing a really bad job. Well, he tells the story of a human. He tells the story about what it was like for him growing up, and I just, I have a question, listen close, I have a question. And who were their parents?

Because I know when the street lights came on, if my ass wasn't in the house, my grandpa got called, and that's not a motherfucker you want coming when you're nine. Yeah, but he doesn't care the house. Yeah. My grandpa got called and that's not a motherfucker. You won't come and win your nine. Yeah. He doesn't care for nine. What does that mean? He goes, if I wasn't home with the street lights,

came on my grandfather got called. Was he in his grandfather's house? Yeah, who's calling him? What does that mean? That's your grandfather alive. What's going on right now? All right, he doesn't care if you're nine. He doesn't care if you're nine.

Who gives a shit? Okay, this clip might be my favorite clip so far because the guest boss is going to talk about BLM, Black Lives Matter. And Tommy's confused with a different organization, not even an organization, a different group of people. Oh, what you listed in it, I'll explain if you don't pick up on it, what's going on here? Everybody's a victim.

Like the whole BLM movement, you know, was it only a three letters? Yeah. Yeah, Bureau of Land Management, of course, yes. They had a new lot every week. Yeah. Oh my god. Do you know what's happening here? three letters, aren't they at 17? A Bureau of Land Management, of course, yes. They had a new letter every week. Oh my God. Do you know what's happening here?

This is Christ. Of course I know what's happening. Tommy doesn't. Tommy thinks he's talking about LGBTQ. Yeah, of course he goes, oh, BLM, just the three letters right now, they're not adding more letters to it. Like, no, it's always just been flat class matter.

They're not adding more letters to it, Tommy. What are you talking about? I wonder the idiots. It's me. I have four guys. better than any more letters to it. Tommy, what are you talking about? What an idiot. Be as for guys. bisexual lesbian. Mutants. I don't know. I'll give it up to his guess or not.

Just completely derail. I can be like, what the fuck? Yeah. What do you think? What do you think? Be on sand for it. Do you hear yourself, sir? Wow.

So then a buzz is also to a moron because he fucks up a pretty well known saying, just get the job done. And by the way, all the excuses, they all do the same. They stink. You know, don't. Don't. Excuse us are like assholes. Everyone has one and they stink. Not the excuses. They stink. They stink. Okay. This is probably himself though he's laughing at it is though he did say something. He was thinking about it.

It's just a joke. I'm not sure how. Oh, I said it wrong. That's why. Okay. And then for some reason by last clip on here, they get into subjects that are no longer taught in high school. And Tommy remembers the subject that he was no longer taught in high school. And time you remember

is the subject that he was going to high school together. I love Tommy's back story that he creates for himself. It can't be real. It can't be. You mean the history that they took out of school? That one. Would shop that they took out. Yeah, exactly. Home economics. Home economics. That was the other one that they took out. Yeah, exactly. I always wanted to do a home-back class, you know. I did. I had a really nice home-back teacher. Did you like me?

I went to class. Well, that was one I actually went to. Well, your handsome fellow, she probably did like you. I thought, well, actually, my idea was I could cook for a girl one day. That's a good idea. However, 40 years later, I can only cook pasta. But I showed up though. There you go.

It's just very nice to me. Yeah, there you go. That's what counts. So holy shit. My kids are in home, Mac. My kids are in woodshop. Those are still classes. So I have a ball.

It's second of all with this guy 60 some years old. He's talking about those weren't classes when he was in school. Well, no, no, no, he's saying that they used to be classes. No, he's saying I always wanted to take a home at classes because wasn't offered. Well, no, no, no, no, he went to school when men were mad and men did not take home at. They took what shot, but the women took home back.

And so Tommy says, why took home back is I wanted to cook food for girls? Is that what is that what guys do? Is that what human people do? Of the male rating book, if you're cooking for a girl, right? Is that what is that what guys do? Is that what human people do of the Mulberry talk if you're cooking for a girl, right? You also thinks pasta is not food. I can't cook food though, just pasta. Like that you can boil pasta.

You know, these able to do should have been failed from that class. Sir God, it's fascinating. Is it a this? Tommy's amazing. This is an amazing show. Like, how do you get on this guy's show? Oh, you gotta try and get on this guy.

I don't know how it happens. Where he finds these people, is he paying them? I know he paid Stuttering John. I think he does pay them and Doug, one of the time, I got Harrison Young at an hour. I know. Which means we gotta fly because I'm running behind schedule right now.

That's fine. That's okay. But I'm not done with with Tommy from MSCS media just yet because we have we have an episode of to catch an alien with card of electric. What's up, Cardiff? I'm surprised you didn't bring up my Benny local incident. Why is your mouth missing? Where's your mouth, buddy? I'm not a local incident. Why is your mouth missing? Where's your mouth, buddy? It might be my green lipstick is crumbling out. Okay.

She's like, oh, that was weird. I didn't like that. That better. All right, what did I miss on the settering, John's stuff? Oh no, Benny local was on my show. Oh, she was. I watched your show. You said you're going to have Andrew Prower on,

she never appeared. Yes, because of the chats you were you were watching. She decided to cancel her appearance, but Benny Loco decided to call him and yell at me. Oh, sweet. So is that on YouTube right now? Yes. I will check that out. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to keep up with the devil versus. It's growing. Yeah, I know who's the eye candy? Dog potato. Oh, oh, I can't stop looking at this potato. This is amazing. That's kind of the moral blind mic. Carl, I only consume your show audio audio only. And this is this is incredible. Like I know you talked to a potato. You referenced it all the time. I've never seen it before. He's also in my basement right now.

seen it before. He's also in my basement right now. So when were you saying, um, Kurt, if you thought that was blind, Mike, without the sunglasses on, the Zara blind, Mike. Alright, let's, let's play to catch an alien. If you play this game yet with us, of course, that's brand new. This is my first card of game. This is how long it's been since I've been on the show. Oh, you know, you fucking you work a real job. It's annoying. I know. All right.

Let's do it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? That's right. That is all we are. We have, we have forgotten more than we ever known. Our single largest earth mover in the world can move only 70 tons. That's it. 70 tons. And those are those big fucking tractors that have the tires, the size of an apartment building. It can move 70 tons at one time. However, you go to ball back in Libya and you have cut stones that are 10 stories high, two football fields long, they're cut and they're fucking stacked.

And they're perfect. They're perfectly aligned. So, so, so after my opinion, we have lost more than we've ever known. You know what I think happened, and I want your opinion, if you don't mind, I think we went this bullshit technology route. All this hardware, software, I think civilizations in the past, they went with vibration, sound,

telepathic because I say this at nausea, but right now in our life, our reality, our What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, did you ever play one of those vibrating football games as a kid? I tore mine apart. It's just vibration, moving everything. Be, if you take an electric razor, put a battery in it, it vibrates, it moves. Next, if you go to a club with a really good DJ,

they can move people just with music, a beat, think about it, four. We can't see sound, but it's there. So what else is there that we can't see? Lastly, we are so far behind what the ancient civilizations knew because we just forgot one day. I don't know what caused it, but it's true to catch my naily. Goddamn, I was like, oh, it's gotta be three, oh, it's gotta be three oh it's gotta be five I'm I'm gonna go I'm laughing I know I think I'm gonna go with four you can't see sound but it's there but I I really like three the DJ could get people to be up to think about. What do you think, Doc?

What's your, I'm going for it. What do you say, Doc? I want it to be the electric vibrating football game. But I'm gonna go with five. Okay, five sounds. I'm trying to think of what Tommy may say, ad nausea as he said. Yeah.

I went with four. You're going for it? So we So we have four four five. Yep. Can I say something? Of course. You know the damage doing these games is doing to my mental health, getting into these retard's minds. Trying to come up with like possible things that they would say that we're all like debating like, I don't't know they're all ridiculous but it's one of them ruining my life We appreciate the sacrifice, but you look good. Yeah, we don't say it enough I think we went this bullshit technology route

Maldives hardware software I think civilizations in the past they went with vibration sound Pathic because I say this at nausea, but it right now in our life our reality our time if you take an electric razor Right if I put it on the table I hit it on to shave and there's vibrating it moves Why is it out of just why is it out of this world to believe that if that can happen, if it can move, if you have a hundred thousand years to develop things, why is it impossible that you couldn't move a 70 ton rock vibe vibration? If you have a hundred thousand years, what do you think? Adulgence barks for no reason? I think that's a mindless person. I think they never disensitized.

And they still use instinct. So why is it insane to believe that they can telepathically move shit? Why is it insane to believe if they have 100,000, maybe 500,000 years that they didn't see something coming and got the hell out of here? Does he think that people back then are a hundred thousand years old? It was a hundred thousand years ago. He goes, then a hundred thousand years to do it. Of course you're going to get it done.

With all that time. Holy shit, Kurt. You can't make this up. Wow. If I put an electric razor next to a 75 ton rock, if you come back in a thousand years, it's probably standing upright. Wow. He's still talking. I don't see why that's so crazy to believe other than they don't want to rewrite history. Look.

That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the vibration power Unalien well played brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube Subscribe today also whtp live com get your tickets now For dabble con but definitely come visit us. That's the Judd con in the parking lot across the street. What? To catch an alien. My favorite thing is watching the potatoes eyes get really big.

I wish I was like super stoned right now. Well, it's no time like the front. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Give me your, give me your, we'll face time. Oh, okay, great. Yes. I think the Jordan's paid you out for that, but it's worth it, Doc.

It's probably a side up. Okay, good. Wow, what have we done today? By the way, Cardiff wins that game. We all got it wrong. Congratulations. That game rules, I love to catch an alien. I'm a big fan. What have we done today? We all got it wrong. Congratulations. That game rules. I love to catch an alien. I'm a big fan.

What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about people who try to do an improv show about outer space and sci-fi and it's atrocious. Adam Corolla fired. Paul Bryan. That's a bummer. And Gina Grad.

Huh? That's not bad. That's not bad. Patrick Michael got 14 negative comments Ryan, that's a bummer. And Gina Grad, huh? That's not bad. That's not bad, yeah. Patrick Michael got 14 negative comrades that had a slap back. Stuttering John's mods are not too thrilled with him at all. Or me. Or Cardiff Elijah.

Unblock Cardiff. And Tommy, the space alien is coming up with a backstory that is fucking incredible. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play, cut from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts. It sounds a little something like this. It's best podcast. Here's a show that we recommend.

Yay! It's Kat. And actually it's Pat. And actually we're randomly the host of a podcast called Seek Treatment into Pat's hall and what's it about? It's actually a podcast about boys, sex, f***ing dating, and love. Each week we invite an exciting guest. And we do our very best not to be boring towards them or even towards you.

The listener we try to say interesting things are actually so hilarious that you laugh your ass off. And after your ass falls the heck off, we guide our guests towards the most important question of all. Who are you? Who are you? And who do you want to be? So if you liked what this was,

be hurtful, and say, I love what this is. Ha ha ha. Then like and subscribe. Baaah. To seek treatment. Hey, Kast helps creators launch, grow, and. All right, this is a show called Seek Treatment. This came in from Doug from the Jingle's Department.

And because he sent me the video from his iPhone, I know that he was actually listening to a history podcast. And this came out and was like, Hey, check out this show. He went, whoa, whoa. And he sent this to the guy. I listen to the same history podcast. I've heard this before. Yeah.

But I'm still confused. Are they saying boy sex or boring sex? What are they saying? I thought it was boy sex and then they bleeped out masturbating for some reason. Okay, I forgot. God forbid they say masturbating at a history podcast. He's so offensive.

Now what's in your mouth, Hardiff? Nothing. There's a finger? This is gross, Hardiff. What do you have to over there? It's constantly mugging. It's all constantly mugging for the camera. Hey, uh, Doug. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming on the show. People should check out your show. Good times great movies. Where you talk about

bad movies and it's not a great time, but time, but it's, no, it's movies from the 80s. Sometimes they're good. In December, we talked about the two 80s Star Wars movies. Okay. And on Patreon, we talked about the Star Wars holiday special. Oh, I'll definitely check that out. I'm a Patreon member. I have not caught up. So I'll get on that. And I assume that there was a lot of love for Empire Strikes Back. Um, yeah, no, it's the best of the bunch. You know, you and I have talked, I think, off-air about how great it is. How could you not? So, all right.

Good. Luke. And people should also check out kind of a wide range. Wow. I'm just going to get to the fucking blog that he's criticized. I'm done with that. Please, Joyce, again, next time I'm with gonna be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcast sleep well All right, I gotta get right to it because I got again Harrison's topic time show no reviews today Karate sorry, I know I got it. I got it voice mail to get out of here. Sorry. I'm up against it

All right, do you have a quick one you'll come set? Yes, just one We get it you hate women Especially fat women Yeah, well they got they got my number. I don't know. Listen to you line to figure that out. Is that a one-star review? Five stars. Oh, that's one Fat women don't like our show apparently. Oh, well, what are you gonna do? All right

Carl made from Flint Michigan bro tell Cardiff to stop giving such long clips for his stupid game and don't tell me to not listen to the end of the show When when the dumb stuff comes on because I also want to hear my voice miss. Stop with you long fucking cliff man. Dumb stuff, comps. This is the best part of the show sir. Yeah. Everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser happens to catch an alien. My favorite game of any podcast ever. I thought we were friends me and Nate. Yes, seriously, Nate. What the, where is that? I'll come it from. Oh, we shit. You know, Nate rhymes with hate. I do agree with Nate in that on audio format only. It's really tough to listen to. But if you can watch that alien talk, it's amazing and a potato. So, yes, you're correct. And I have to do to do that. It's getting on our Patreon Patreon.com. So,

as you were these podcasts, thanks Doug. Yeah. I can play your Patreon two to three times a show if you want. Or join my Patreon where I show all your Patreon videos. That's all. Mr. Data Head, Master of Disguise. All right, my friend Dick Masterson called into the show a couple times here. I'm Dick Masterson and I know that all hilarious. Damn it. Oh, weird.

Dick's usually on point. I'm surprised he fucked that up. All right, well, he tried again. I'm Dick Masterson and I know that all hilarious impressions start and often frequent... Damn it. That's not like Dick. I'm actually surprised. He fucked up twice in a row. That's not like deck I'm actually surprised he fucked up twice in a row let's see what this is. I'm Dick Masterstone and I know that all hilarious impression

involved constantly saying I'm I'm this person I'm this person I'm Dick Masterstone fuck that guy in his beautiful hair man. Oh that wasn't even actually deck. Yeah. Fooled me. It's weird. i know i was surprised by that i'm good in carol it's matt and south carolina long time with her first time caller i was wondering could you guys play some math that on thanks call me back

so wait was he the dj was he the caller because he had the dj voice out i think he was confused as It's like the karaoke guys singing everything. Yes. DJ what planet is he on? You don't think DJ for questions. Yeah. Wait a minute. I play that for Harrison Young. That's going to over as the new theme song. He's gonna love it. Jenny Jingles was on the show recently. Yay, Jenny is back on the show. Thank you for this belated Christmas gift. I don't know what you had to do. I can then sort of get back on the show. I wouldn't even want to imagine, but thank you. She really brightens the mood.

She evens you out. I think she keeps you grounded, Carl. Congratulations on a successful episode of W-A-T-P featuring Jenny Jingles. Ed Carter. I wake out. Not only is Jenny on the show, but it makes me better. So I've got.

Yeah, it does. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. All right. Mr. Magenta called into the show.

You guys know Mr. Magenta. Hey Carl, this is Mr. Magenta. This is how I talk. This was actually for Greg Sond lines who called in last episode about not getting any contact from you or a prize for winning the du-mart parody contest i'm just here to tell them don't hold your breath because i was one of the winners of the opi uh parody contest and that concluded and i believe april

the last year and I never got anything Mr. Majet I'm so sorry so I did send Gregory's prize package out to him I do have to get the OP prize packages out a little behind on that one Guess that won't be a 2022 right off. It should have been Whoops I fucked up. All right. Last boys' mail here. Yeah, Metal Watch, you think it's pretty cool, but you know it's even better. Van called Steven Seagulls, the Finnish fan that plays Bluegrass covers of popular rock songs. I have not heard of Steven Seagal's. What does that sound like? the moon and see oh once we come in the right the

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