Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep376 - The Golden Hour

Episode Date: January 12, 2023

Thanks to Patty C Cups I was informed that Brendan Schaub and Chris D'Elia have rebranded the show they used to do with Theo Von. I went into this one wondering who I would hate more and was surprised that Erik Griffin gives them both a run for their money. This show is shockingly unfunny. Mike Geary, aka Blind Mike, joins us once again to try to figure out if there are people who actually like Brendan Schaub unironically. Then we chat about Stuttering John, Richard Ojeda, Chad Zumock, and play another round of To Catch An Alien starring Tommy from MSCS Media. Oh, and at the very end we get a quick Patrick Michael update. He's not happy. https://linktr.ee/blindmikeproject Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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you're not going to want to miss this one. And it is going to be spectacular. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then should all of us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called The Golden Hour. And actually it was Patty Seacups who turned me on to this one. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other before. And let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Brendan Schobb, Chris DeLia, and Eric Griffin.

And basically what this is is Theo Vaughn left the king and the sting and the wing. And they said, well, we can keep this money train going though. Right? Even though Theo's out there. Yeah, I'll just slap a new logo out there, get a theme song and call it a day. It is, I spent the last two weeks breaking down Chris D'Alia

because that documentary, the Chris D'Aurelia problem came out. Yeah. So we broke that down, then his bizarre podcast. Actually, I think it's been three weeks because then he announced he went to rehab. And this week I was like, you know what, it's enough with the deliast stuff. I'm gonna take a break and then girls like,

yeah, I think we're doing the golden hour. So, got dimmed. I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna play close for you guys, but this is a discussion I want to have today with you, Mike. Of these three hateable people, I went into this thinking that Eric Griffin was the least hateable. I don't know if you might be going this way.

I don't know if I feel that way anymore. The way you know that's how I can't do it after every fucking line of, uh, see what I just did what? I, here's what I chalked up to. I wouldn't call myself an Eric Griffin fan. I don't know much of his work, but I think when you're in a room with these two guys, it's just contagious. You become insufferable. There's no way, there's no way to be likable when you're next to these two. So you're giving him the benefit of the doubt. Is what you're saying? Because what I would be doing with these two is,

okay, that's not funny. What are you doing? Why are you doing this? That's a good thing. That's not funny. That's going very well. That's a coward I am, that I'd be like, very funny, Brendan. That's good. You know what would be better on the show? It's Kathy Griffin. That's how bad air grip it is on this show. Shot fired. You heard it here first. It was all very brutal. They're all jockeying to be the coolest in the room. It's like a really disgusting listen honestly. It is. It's gross. So let's start off because what all these shows do is they highlight some of the funniest material that's going to happen over the next hour and they play that up front just in case the attention span isn't there. And you're like, I don't know. can't sit through a 30-second theme song.

Like, whoa, stick around because these are the jokes you're gonna hear. So I'm gonna play you the very beginning where they kinda highlight what's gonna happen. And also we get to hear their amazing theme song. This is episode one of the Golden Hour. Don't, dude, if you're not a shortcut, you got bigger problems as a grown man.

A shark kit? Yeah, a shark kit. Shark? Wow. Oh, you know what would be great? We should do Shark Week. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like showing you the use of love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power comes in the corner. It's the corner. All right, something I want to point out is the clothes they're wearing in this opener when they show them actually on the show are the same clothes that they are wearing on this episode because they had a quickly grabbed clips from this episode to show you how zany this podcast is going to be. They had one episode in them. Like, all right, well, here we go.

We got the pilot. Let's go. Yeah. And this comment is even just about the golden hour podcast. It's about all those L.A. comedy podcasts. Yeah. Why do they feel like they need to put that little button at the beginning where it's like, here's where you're going to see

this week. And I especially hit it when it's like a joke It's made six minutes into the podcast. It's like oh, well, we just heard it. What about when it's horrible? What about when the guy says shurt weak like that? I don't think that everyone has come up with them. They're had It's not a new guy. He I don't think you know Carl shark weak is our television now. Do you get it? Yeah, no I do Shark week is our television now. Do you get it? Yeah, no I do Erickard was so proud of himself with that. He was so blown away by how hysterical

That was gonna be his shirt week joke Yeah All right, the other thing about this. It's really annoying if you're listening. I'll explain this So they're doing this campy thing, like it's an 80s sitcom, and they're all like doing a buddy sitcom show. And so the introduction is like, each of them like walking into a room, like, oh, hey, there's the camera. And Eric Griffin's thing is,

he gets out of the bathroom stall, and he's wiping the stink away from his nose, because he just made a really smelly doodoo. And then he sees the camera camera and he's like, hey, big smile, oh, look at me, I poop. Pretty good. I can't believe it's like, I think Brendan might have made the most mature jokes in this podcast.

It's like amazing. That's what I mean. I don't know who to hate. You have three guys in this room that just think like saying poop and penis are funny, which granted it is sometimes but Okay, so now I want to fast forward to the actual bit that they highlighted at the beginning there with the sharp Oh, you asked why all these west coast shows do that. I guarantee there was one study done or something that happened They're like this is how you get people's attention. Yeah, they don't fold.

The videos that have a joke to start off with get 17% longer viewership than ones that start off with the, you know, whatever nonsense. And now everyone has to do that formula. Yeah. It's like, we know it's not TikTok. We know what you do. It's fine.

Well, we'll settle it and we'll give it a few minutes. It's okay, that's. I mean, literally like your mom's house started making fake thumbnails where they're posing and laughing positions because apparently that enhances the viewership. The show does that too. Every show does that thing now where everyone's like losing their minds. What do you show? The day of every show. Today, the day we discovered the funniest gag. See, it'd be funny if you started making thumbnails where Chris is a gun in his mouth.

Like, you're really, they're really going for it. They're really going for it. Yeah. I'm competing with headlines, they're like, worst bit possibly ever. Yeah. Crinch. All right, so fast forward to this whole bit that's not edited where they talk about the Shark

week. And I guess what the background is Eric Griffin, shoot his pants and some company that makes something for sharding reached out to him and said, hey, we have a shark kit for you. That'll help you next time you shoot your pants. Something for sharding reached out to him and said, hey, we have a shard kit for you. That'll help you next time you shoot your pants. That's what leads to all this hoerity here. Oh, you know what'd be great? We should do shard week. A turd floating in the ocean.

What's that mean? Like this. He like this. By the way, name of the episode. Short week. It's horrible. First week. That's not the name of the episode, by the way. Eric was calling his shot. You know, the he has a power on that one. They're just like, no, that's not the name of the episode, by the way. Eric was calling his shot. You know, the he has a power on that one?

No, they're just like, no, that's not a good one. Are you just down on Eric Griffin because he's shitting at work? Maybe that's what it is. And actually, in that clip, Brendan is likable because he's not having it. Oh, that's my note. That's my note on this one is,

Brendan for once is correct. He's like, that's not funny. Yeah. Yeah, but you have to get a brand and act above a sharding. I know. When he has to insert erections into every conversation. There's a lot of gay jokes in here. But to your point, Mike, they then start talking about their Patreon and immediately now Brennan's fully on board with the concept of how sharding is a big part of their show So that's a total of six episodes if you're on our patreon if you're not it's four and we are on weekly and you pay Herch is gonna shard his pants every at right now. That's not only on patreon

But you pay sure on people please send in your videos because we want to get on the patreon We want to be more involved with you. Yes, send them in charts. Could we want you to be we're gonna We're coming we're coming in those people for patreon so you could be involved with us Fucking Brendan. Yeah, send them in shards. We're gonna call them the shards Meanwhile like Eric still doing his pitch right here. It's like I'm what the guy talks is pitch right here. It's like, what the guy talks? And sufferable. Brendan is a person. I don't think you can use the word anymore, but the kind of person that hears a word once and just has to repeat it over and over again, because it got a laugh the first time.

Oh, fucking exhaust. And also, by the way, you know what you call that, you know what you call that? You call that a child. That's what children. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's the right word. Anyway, yeah, page. That's a word like that. That's the right word. Anyway, yeah, pay a child. So they're patron and they, what Eric's asking for there and they do it on the regular episodes too. So I was on when you did the King and the Sting and the Wing. Yeah.

And they played videos from fans the whole episode. Yes. And I assumed it was a segment they were doing that day. That's what they do every week. No, that's a big part of the show. Big part of the content is you send in your fan videos and they play them. And remember, this is the first episode of this new show,

Theo Vaughn, let the show so they had to rebrand it and make it this. Now, they're not gonna speak ill of Theo. They're gonna let the people who said in videos do it. This is not, by the way, slick. This isn't gonna pass me. I know exactly what they're doing here.

Oh boy. What is up, Golden Hour? I've seen him before. It is Noah from Nashville. I just want to say congrats on the new show. Congrats on getting rid of Theo's lazy ass. Being inconsistent is fucked, dude. Fuck him, dude. Some people are like, dude, where's Theo? on the new show congrats on getting rid of theos lazy ass being inconsistent as fuck dude fucking dude some people are like dude we're theos shows not the same dude fuck those guys

to fuck more uh anyways jesus uh so anyway instead of kingeter sting it for right now we're gonna call it sour or of power and you know uh is what it is. You guys figure it out. But dude, my, I just want to point out, because I feel weird about this. Mike, Chris and myself are not laughing. You're hearing all this hysterical laughter. It's not from,

sorry, it was nice to me. No, no, no, no, no, no. I just want to point that out because there's so much laughter going on. And I've been accused of being a little bit of a smile talker. I don't want people to think that I'm over here chuckle again any of this nonsense It's a jelly guy. I was laughing Carl muted me. I was laughing All right, let's get back to it is what it is you guys figure it out but dude my Sour or power would be

Sky's great you licking your fingers after eating chips, dude. You sucking that dust off or what player? I call it a power move. So I vote power. I fucking love it. Power is good. So what do you guys think? Love you boys, peace. Great video. I have what we literally I said the blind mic project didn't excursion to a Brendan Shobb show when he was at left Boston I said the blind mic project didn't excursion to a Brendan Shaw show when he was at left Boston Yeah, mainly because I wanted to see what a Brendan Shaw fan was like Yeah, and that's the answer is a guy like that like they don't listen to other comedy podcasts

They think Brendan and Chris do Leah are the pinnacle of comedy That happens in Boston too, huh? Oh Yeah, I'm just saying I thought better It was a roast. I thought better. So they let this guy go on and trash theobaw. No comment on that. And then he's got this great bit idea, power or sour, or sour power, whatever the fucking sound.

Which is lame, but to these guys, like, yeah, all right, we can do that because we're not doing anything better than that. And then Eric is a reach. I didn't understand what's going on here. I love this way, by the way. Yes. Yeah, I know. So you say power. I'm saying, I'm saying the fact that he called it a power move. I like it. And then showers like it's going down the drain. No, sour. No, sour. Don't do that. Even better. Yeah, you know, sour or power. Yeah. I get the feeling you like everything,

Eric, because you did not say what it was. Do you like that? Oh no did you this I like that too For a discerning taste of this guy Eric you're fired. Hey, all right like that I'll tell you know, it's a great joke because you could just swap out what the punchline for a totally different word right He still finds it funny. Yeah immediately. I I should point out, Eric Gryven, the least successful of these three. Oh, and they let him know about it. Sir, they did comment on that a few times. We're just fun, but let's keep on with this,

licking your fingers off after eating chips. This is obviously a very important conversation that they need to have, and Chris is gonna tell us how he does it, because Chris has a very fun way to get the chip dust off of his fingers. Boy, it does eat. That makes it.

You wanna know what I do for real? This is what I do for real. Chips, please. I use my anus. No, this is what I do for real. This is one of the things that Chris does. And I don't get it. I don't think it's funny, but he has a fan base.

He'll say, you wanna know what I do for real? You wanna know, well, are you, are you, what do you want to hear about this thing for real? For real though what I do? What are you doing? What's this performance you're doing? We're just, like, you know what I'm saying?

Well, he has come to say, I think it's important for him to remind you, this one isn't a lie. This is for real. You know what I like for real is, girls over 18, for real. That's what I like. I can go, okay, wait a second.

He's got the real bunch there. I don't know. Uh-oh. like. Okay, wait a second. There's some real bunch there. I don't know. Oh, oh, oh. Spicy chips. Oh, so half flame has to be a flame has to be a hot chips. So what I do is, I, so if there's stuff on it, there's like a, you know, a film or whatever. The residue.

This is for real what I do. I put it on the teeth. And scrape it off. Scrape it off like that. And then I get a nice flavor explosion with the tip of my tongue when I go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, you think that's better?

Yes, we are. It's better because I'm not making any sense. Like you just sucked off the chip and now you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And he like why are you laughing? All right, let me ask why is anyone think this is funny? Eric Griffin is now pretending like he's jerking off his finger and the finger is gizzling in his mouth. He literally says he's crazy with his teeth which is the opposite of a blow job. Yeah, so that makes sense.

Hopefully. Yeah, it makes sense. Hopefully. Yeah. Yeah. My experience. If you're doing it right, yeah, might be Carl giving a blow. Anyway, that's why I'm not gay. I was thrown out. First came the tree. Yeah. Yeah. Carl's been rejected from the gay community. I'm not better about it. That's too dangerous. We've lost too many I was rejected from the gay community. I'm not better about it.

That's too dangerous. We've lost too many men already. Like I remember what we were just watching. But Eric Griffith, like these guys are being crystal clear lie about how he eats chips. Right. And then I know he does. Not even an interesting way.

And then they all have to try to riff on it. Everything about this show is someone says something nonsensical and everyone else has to riff on it. They have, and there must be a sign that says, riff on everything, just go with the bitch. You're like, yeah, we did, you've worked at radio before. And there will be signs on about out of air off air, you know, there's things that light up. That's hilarious. Just like keep ripping. Yeah. That's a return off. Fuck.

It's a struggling. It's a thing. I can't keep ripping. All right. So these guys are all competing to be the dumbest guy on the show. And I have to give it to Brendan because now he wants to get it on this conversation about licking your fingers off and He's immediately convinced let me just play it first because I don't want to give away. This is so retarded Everybody in here sucks on on the fingers of the chips. What do you do? Yeah, I mean you have to do something Yeah, I don't know what's gonna be cry laughing Yeah, of course you do of course you do you can't leave it if you got a dog maybe but then they don't do it right? Yeah, so Brennan goes you guys all suck your fingers off like yeah, everyone does is like oh, I do too

I guess like you guys So I do this crazy thing and I think producer crystal back me up I use a napkin or paper towels. Yeah, I don't You're just watching ads. I'm like Either brother's like oh, I guess there isn't any alternative. Yeah, I don't show my fingers. I have my hands. You're just watching hands off. I like it. I like it. I was like, oh, I guess there isn't any alternative. Yeah, you're right.

I must shut my fingers in my mouth. I can't take it any other way. There's a spill. You have to lick it up. There's no other option. Okay. I have a longer clip here. But I think that this is a clip that kind of shows what this show is.

And why these three guys having a conversation is not a show in any single way. So and this is going back to what we were talking about how Eric isn't doing as well as the other two financially. Eric tells a story about the townhouse that he lives in and I guess one of his neighbors by their time with what they were up to, and Brennan is so confused, he can't follow the story at all. He's like an idiot.

I have a situation where I'm building I live in, you know, we have, I'm done a townhouse thing right, and then like my neighbors across, they, you know, I'm not a mansion like you people. And then they, they don't have a mansion. I'm building one. They put their trash outside their door You know, and I can see it on my it's called my cam, you know, and so like I Called the manager. Oh, man. Yeah, I was like really carrying over it. Oh, yeah I pay a lot of rent money. I don't pay I don't pay this amount of rent. To see this trash. To see trash in front of my door. Not a place.

Like, yo, wait, they said it in front of your door. Just take your trash out. They said it in front of your door. It's in front of their door, but I can see it across. Yeah, it's in front of your door. And what should they do? Take your trash out. Oh, because you plan as you take the trash all the way out

and there's like a bin or whatever. No, it's in the parking. You go down and you put it, just put it right. They're just in your house until you take that. I think it's that they have a dog and they're just like, oh, you know what, but that in the parking. You go down and you put it just put it right there Just leave it in your house until you take that I think is that they have a dog and they're just like Oh, you know what but that's that's your business throw the dog out that's not saying this is like I don't I killed it up. I don't like when people make excuses like oh they have kids. Yeah, oh they have a dog like no that that's just that's Real to me. Yeah, yeah, you're extra responsibility. That's not my You care now. Yeah, you know what I mean like you like I just don't like yeah, you get a few more Karen jokes in there

Runden Your nail in the problem is he's kind of like a Karen and no one's quite getting it. I'm with Brendan on this one You know, I mean like you like I just don't like yeah, you're ruthless, but I get it. You have a code That's the code and honestly, man. I don't want to be my neighbor. I know but it works out Yeah, but if I'm your neighbor and you got, you know, it'd be like, you don't put your trash things away. Cause it's like rats and raccoons and stuff come and like whatever, like, remember?

It's disgusting. But are they leaving the trash out like all day all night? Yeah. And get it. Cause they're bringing you to a nice place. And you're like, you're not over here. But they say, oh, I'm not like, you're gonna get to it. And he's like, hey, they left it out again.

Oh, he got footage. That's amazing. Hey, are you Jeffrey Dahmer's neighbor? So Chris eventually gets fed up with the questions and goes, he doesn't get it. He's not understanding this story at all. But it's just, it's not that hard to follow. Brimman is asking, do they leave it out all day and all night?

And it's like, no, they take it out from three to five and then they bring it back in. What the fuck do you think they're doing? What do you think they're doing? It's out there. It's just out. Yes. That's the problem that we're talking about. And then Brendan's job, because he's so topical, this is from back in early November,

wants to bring up Jeffrey Dahmer. That's all the big talk right now. So that was a good joke. That was a good tag on that one. Brendan also gets like playfully racist sometimes. Like he brings up, later he brings up to the late, Jeffrey Dahmer's neighbor was black just for no reason. He's like the black lady. Am I right, guys? And everyone's like, I guess is an Eric Griffin black. Yeah, which makes it like uncomfortable. Kind of. Well, he is the whitest black guy though.

Yeah, I mean, anyone in this room, you know? All right, the worst part about this show is the ball busting is so lame. I'm a fan of ball busting. Don't get me wrong. Sure. This show starts off. They want to bust Kristalyaious balls about his big nose.

I don't think I need to set this up anymore. Seems accurate. It's not, dude, it's not a beak because my nose isn't part of my mouth, too, okay? How's that? How's that? Beaks are fucking mouths, too. Oh, is that what God-

God- out of the tech now? God- out of it. Technically, dude. Pouring. No, dude, I'm just really into science. How's that turdactyl beak? That's kind of cool. I don't want to,, technically dude. Pouring. No dude, I'm just really into science. How's that teradactyl beak? That's kind of cool. I don't want to, whatever dude.

Teradactyl, that's the best dinosaur by the way. I just think most scary is too. Bring him back. Birds are fucking scary period, right? No, imagine that T-Rex, a giant. No but, birds still are scary really, if you think about it. That's how the show starts.

Jesus Christ. Like if someone says I'm blind is a bad, I'm like, well actually I don't have sonar, so I got you. Yeah, I know. Technically. The beak includes the, okay. And then I like that Brennan,

they bring up a tarot dacto and then Brennan's like, what, what about the Trotosaurus Rex? And it means he has to show you he knows things that's the most inferior anything about him. Yes. The worst of the other things to be like, I'm smart. Correct. And Chris immediately was like, that's how it reminds me of what the dinosaurs. Let's get off that. Your bossy right balls are over to big dolls. Meanwhile, Eric Griffin they keep panning over to him. He's just like, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he tweet, where he linked to the movie, he bruised in Negroes, wake up black America.

And it's thought to be very anti-Semitic. They kind of deny the Holocaust, which is one of the top things for being anti-Semitic and... Only kind of, though. Yeah, only kind. It's a little bit of a problem. So Brendan Schabb, being the dumbest idiot ever, compares that to a movie that we all grew up with in the 90s.

I mean, listen, when Whiteman, when Whiteman can't jump first came out like, this is racist, because I saw the title. And I watched it and I was like, you know what? It's actually doing more for the movement, you know? I can't jump. It's white men can't jump, not white man can't jump. I can't jump. I can't jump. It's white men can't jump. Not white man. Can't jump.

And where we all like this is racist. I was boycotting the theater. I had a picket sign. I was out in front. How dare you? And they're like, sir, can you jump over that line right there? No. No, you can't.

Yeah. Well, then we were going to be taking a task. And then I went in and enjoyed the movie. I mean, it was a good actor. I mean, if it was called White Man, or good from three point rage, I would have lots to do. But I can't jump. I find highly offensive.

Fucking threatened. No, but we're, I mean, we're mocking Brendan. But the overall point is true that if someone retweeted the remake of white men can't jump They probably be exiled from the NBA. Yeah, that's exactly the same as he person decrose wake up black America. Yeah, it's a half dozen and one six of the other sure Okay, so the only person who says something funny in this entire show is Nick the engineer This is one of those shows where there's another camera on three guys who are producing the show.

Mainly there's like walking in front of the camera and laughing at nonsense. But they finally says something kind of funny because Eric Griffin's talking about the guy who wrote that jingle, that theme song that we heard. And so Nick has an interesting joke and Eric does not get it. So welcome to the Golden Hour. And by the way, I know you already heard the theme, but let's play so we can hear it.

May by my good friend Benjamin C. Word. He's, I just called him up and say, hey man, I need a music. This is the reference. And in like 30 minutes, the reference was game of throne So he fucked up, but we like it It was supposed to be

One house of dragons game of thrones vibe, but we got this his name is Benjamin Seward oh, no, that's how you say you're saving your phones That's how you say you're saying your phone It's like oh no I said my phone is that we had a really bad person so used to nick just not being funny So the guys in C word I don't think Brendan got it Brendan never got it. He's like that's Getting it no C word is the joke C word hey calls him a cunt Like that's how you have a safe and your phone though, right? You can't close to getting it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no're like, sir, that's absurd. No, it's not. We're not paying you to be funny or not. So, all right, sit back. By the way, Edacroix is talking about this. The funniest fake name is Harry Seward because when you write it down or you tell it to someone, they don't get it right away. As soon as you get someone like in an airport,

yeah, can you page my friend? I can't find him anywhere. Like, you can have fun with that. Harry Seward. No one's gonna know what you're talking about. Okay, so then they listen to the theme song. Again, I mean, we already heard the theme song, but now we get to watch them dance to it

because they're excited about it. This is the Golden Ramping. Oh, yeah, all right. Cool. You got it now, it's disgusting. Friends that laugh, we're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about but that won't stop us Nothing can stop us

This is embarrassing They're literally playing piano and drums along to this theme song that's like a goofy joke song. Even if you're gonna do that, do it at the beginning. Or don't play the theme song at the beginning. Don't make us listen to it twice. There you go, Mike. It's almost like you know how to run a show or something.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? We're rebranding the show. I know you guys love Theo. He's gone, but we got this new show here. I know you guys love Theo. He's gone But hey, we got this new show here's our new theme so whatever they want to do they can talk about Benjamin C Word all they want but no they have to start with busting Kristalya's balls about his fucking the size of his nose. There's funnier things to bust his balls about by the way guys

Hey, any good documentary is you Like hey dude, you're fucking nose is big. He's right. Yeah. By the way, they're like, hey, dude, you're fucking nosy, big. He's like, oh yeah, really? Cause 16 year olds love it. So go fuck yourself. I have to say, I'm not a necessarily big Theo Vaughn fan, but massive kudos to the guy.

There's never been a better example. Someone's seeing the writing on the wall and just high-telling it out of it. He doesn't want to be associated with these guys, which makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah, very smart. I doesn't want to be associated with these guys, which makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah, very smart. I don't like you did the same thing.

He bailed on Brendan for the some fight commentary for bar stool. Oh yeah. He was just like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not coming. Good for him. All right. So now we're going to get into Brendan making gay jokes,

which is something that he enjoys a lot. That was afraid we devoid. No, no, no, we're going to get lot. That was afraid we'd avoid it. No, no, no, we're gonna get right into it. So it starts off, Eric is gonna show, because this is an episode from early November, he's gonna show an image of himself dressed up as Fred Flintstone for Halloween.

Right. And he's got his arm out, kind of limp-rested, I guess, as the way I would describe it. And so Brenner's got something to say about that. Oh, Pimp. Pimp. Look at that. Yeah, that was Pimp friend. No, no, the only thing. Oh, my go back to the first one. The only one that's not Pimp is it looks like Fred Flenzer here a little sugar in his tank. No, that's the Pimp one.'s the pimple. Oh dude. That's what that's the That's what you mean. That's a top full. They're gonna hit with my money at bitch. Okay.

All right. She's violent, but she's broken inside. Yeah. Why are you laughing? Sorry. I have to keep asking that question. I don't know what anybody's laughing at. It is shall. It's listening to these three grown men talk about like there's literally a point where they moved on from the Halloween talk and Brendan goes, wait, wait, wait, we didn't find out what Chris did for Halloween yet. I know. And the crisis and then Chris's story was the worst because he has a young son. And so they went trick or treating with their kid and he had explained all that. Oh,

God, I've ever told you, It's a block. My favorite story about Chris D'Lia is every time he posts one of those cheesy Instagram. I love my started candy. It's a block. My favorite story about Chris Delias, every time he posts one of those cheesy Instagram, I love my family posts. He a girl, a 16 year old, is he getting a text at that exact moment? Now, hard as a rock right now. Yeah, remember Jim Norton used to have his good boy phone and his naughty boy phone?

Yeah. I'm feeling like the Chris has a similar system. Sounds like he had. You know, he leaves his good boy phone out on the coffee table, just like, yeah, I don't care. I don't know, wait for the C bus just coming in, not a big deal, meanwhile. The other phone is tucked away.

That's the strategy. I would do it. I'm cured. Yeah, that's the strategy, I can't you know. All right, so Brennan says he's got a little sugar in his tank right there, and that's where the gay jokes begin because I guess they used to have a segment or a bit that was called flaunt my aunt on the old show.

Sure. So someone has an idea for this new show, something similar but with a twist here. That's what it was, right? Flunt my aunt on the old show. Yeah, we don't speak of anymore. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flunkle my uncle. It's about time we do that show us your hot uncles. Yeah, yeah, hot uncles. Dude, that's what we should do. Yeah, let's get gay up in here.

Hot uncles. And he's looking back and forth for approval. He's like, let's get gay. What's the whip? They're dick out first? What's the point of our relationship? I don't quite get what you mean. What does fungal my uncle, that doesn't even make sense. It's like Dr. Sous level fucking comedy. Let's get gay. Yeah, let's get flunked by uncle. Who's got some looved for my asshole?

This is a good bitch. This is gonna be great. Where do you want to finish? I'm a phase, I don my asshole. This is a good bits. This is gonna be great. Where do you wanna finish? I'm a phase, I don't care. It's a bit. This, you know what the problem with the show is? Is each of these guys, I would say Eric Griffin, probably less than the other two.

But for sure, D'Lia and Shobb, our guys that like, if you were at a college part, like when you were in college, if you were at a party, you'd be like, this guy's all right, because he's getting his balls busted. When he says, let's get gay in here, his friends will bust his balls for that. But they're all with each other,

and no one is busting their balls. So in other words, what you're saying is, upon reviewing, you realize that these are not people you wanna hang out with. Oh, you thought I wasn't aware of that at the beginning? All right. So now they're doing their plugs. And Chris Telia has some shows coming up in Boston at the Wang theater. And while printing job has some more hilarious gay jokes for that. So for instance, the fact that I'll be in Boston, some were hilarious gay jokes for that. So for instance, the fact of being lost in Massachusetts on the right coming up in two

weeks, that would be good to drop that now. No, you know, small, but the way you know, and I'm not doing this walk. I'm doing the Wang Theater. So it's three thousand bar and tickets. And I'm doing two shows there. So that's seven thousand tickets. Wang in your face, Lakeland, Florida, and also. uh, so then he was like shoving his hand in this face but making it look like it was a serpent or something and he's a fan.

Stangling, weighing in your face. Hey, let's all just be happy. He wasn't inspired to do his Asian accent when he heard why. Right? That's true. He could have been worse. Two ways that could have gone. He went gay. Oh my. All right. So now there's still plugging their shows and he's so crystal is playing a theater. Two shows sold out. It holds 3,500 people.

So he's doing pretty well, I would say. And then air griffins like one playing this, you know, chuckle fuck hot in the last. This is the most passive aggressive thing ever. Yeah. And then Eric Griffin's like one play in this, you know, chuckle fuck hot in the most passive aggressive thing ever. Yeah. And so Brandon decides to point out that there is a steakhouse across the street from the place where he's playing and props to Chris on this one. Great steakhouse record street from that punchline. I occurs. So, um, yeah.

Check that out. Who cares? Who cares? Yeah, we don't really talk about all important things. Do we? We can talk about whatever. Ah, that's whatever. Yeah, you're right.

Wow, you can't, we can't downplay my, can I get my little shows out? Is that okay? What do you mean? Your shows? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who cares about the steakhouse is what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, steakhouse is what I'm saying. Oh, no. Correct. Who cares if there's a steakhouse that you've enjoyed across from the comedy club,

that Eric will be at, that's something that you can text him when he gets to Atlanta. And check out the prime rib. It's delicious or whatever you want to tell him, but that's not like show content. And I laid the crystal clear at a moment there, even though he went back on it where he went, guys, what are we talking about? Why would he give a shit about this? And they're like, no, this is what we do, there's like, oh right, that's right.

This is a knowing show that sucks, I forgot. I wasn't expecting this when I went into listen, but if I had to pay these guys one compliment, it would be to D'Alea, where there's a couple instances where he calls out job. Yes. He calls him out for making a story instances where he calls out Shob. Yes. He calls him out for making a story up. He calls him out for having a bad joke once.

It's like you can tell. And by the way, I think Shob and D'Alea are actually friends, but you can tell them the type of friends that absolutely trash each other behind one another's back. I hope so. I sure do hope so. That would fill me with joy. All right, so now they're talking about Halloween costumes and Eric calls out Chris's Halloween costume and I don't think that Brendan understands why he's calling him out

by the way he's trying to tag this. But you going as a vampire is like me going as a podcast host. Yeah. I mean, I'm real. Yeah. So like what? Like you don't really step outside the box.

Yeah. Who great costume. We put on a black suit. Put on a black suit. That's at the point. No. What it means? The costume wasn't that fancy

We just put in some fags and call it a day lazy Yeah, and also Chris's reaction to that to Eric's joke is so fucking over the top and ridiculous I don't I don't understand the idea that we're going to laugh hysterically at each other for an hour and they do get people watching this. I mean, it gets hundreds of thousands of views. I guess that's the formula. That's the most amazing thing is that these guys have such an audience. And I realize Brendan's audience, and this is probably true of Chris too, like a lot of them are trolls and they're there to put clips on Reddit and make fun of them and everything. But it's like Delias, I assume sold out a 3500 seat

venue in Boston like the kid. They can't help me. Some of the things. Yeah, all right. I agree. All right. So this is the clip that sums up the show for me. Right, right, right, right, right, right. What do you mean? Yeah, Brendan's just constantly confused. He has no idea. What's going on?, right, right. What do you mean? Yeah, Brendan's just constantly confused. He has no idea what's going on. What do you mean? What do you mean?

So, Brendan's shop has a very hot take about yay. Now, this is in the midst of Ye's controversy before he won the Alex Jones show, but he had done some things that people were really thrilled with. We have the benefit of hindsight when we get the look little good bridge predictions here. True, but yeah, so I don't know,

they call them out out there. Wait, so let's say this though. Do we do our own manufacturing and make more money? Maybe, eventually, yeah. A hundred percent is making more money because the cuts they're taking, my only thing was this. It's gonna be like big baller brand though.

No, it's not. He owns all the rights, all the names. They he never gave them the IP. He owns all of those times or brand. There's nobody's talking about. But we'll find out. We'll find out. We will find out and we'll get back you on it on the next golden hour. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thing whenever you mentioned the name of the show, they had this little back and forth that they did.

That's not what Eric Griffin's doing because he says, gold now we're again in a little bit and he doesn't do that thing. He's just randomly like a spaz. Yeah. Gold now. What? He's the Vic Henley. Yeah, shut up.

Hey, you shut up over there. What are you doing? Yeah, shut up. Hey, you shut up over there. But also by I think my favorite thing about that whole Kanye rant that Brendan went on is like, Hey, he's way all Chris is right. Like Brendan's talking out of his ass completely. Yeah, yeah. But he's also like making things up like he says, um, he goes, yeah, Kanye didn't even mean any of that stuff. Meanwhile, a week later, he's Alex Jones is to settle him down Yeah, I know I know he goes he goes. Yeah, he actually backtracked and all that anti-Semitic stuff Meanwhile, he's yelling. I love Hitler over and over got the Alex Jones now He meant it that's what he's doing now and it's interesting because I will say Brennan was right that yay does own the brand easy

But he's destroyed that brand. So it's not like, he goes, oh, Yee's gonna make way more money now. He doesn't have to deal with Adidas. No, no, no, no, no. He might never make another dime. The rest of the world. He lost a billion dollars,

Brendan goes, he'll make way more money. Yes. I know. How much could he be? Brendan. All right, so apparently, Chris DeLia has this oops button that he uses down the show and I guess he sells them as well.

It's in every high school in America. Oh, you're 14 oops. Oh, shit. So, all right. This is him all excited about his oops button. Yeah, that's funny. Calvin loves it too I mean, I it's definitely you press a button and a big silly noise Yeah, so I actually I use it on my Twitch stream, which is air-gryff and gaming Yeah, daily on you can get the button at christlie.com, so let's not forget that look for and look for a woo woo

Blood and come in your way soon These guys are constantly promoting shit that I don't give a fuck about. It goes so late by this crap. I have a Twitch stream, shut the fuck up. But they're trying to, and they're putting on a facade that it's like done in friendship, but I feel like they're trying to out promote each other.

Like I think Delia's serious, and he's like, yeah, who cares about your plug, here's mine. No, I agree with you. Yeah, yeah, he's like, that's not about about your plug? Here's mine. No, I agree with you. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, that's not your Twitch. I'm trying to sell these products over here. I have one more clip for you. And it goes back to the conversation around chips and Brandon just being a moron and saying

dumb things. I would say put more flavor on the chips. Put more flavor on the chips that put more put more flavor on it the best thing ever say what also also what do you mean go ahead and put more of that powder on their daddy By the way Every time Brennan opens his mouth. It should be the response should be what do you mean? That's the perfect response right there. What are you talking about? Before he talks they they bring him pause.

Yeah. Figure out what you're gonna say. Think about what you mean and then say stop. There's one thing where I don't know if you heard the story told about the hotel. It might be the biggest lie I've ever heard told on a podcast. He's just blatantly lying to his audience about something that certainly didn't happen with him there. Oh, remind me.

I don't remember what that was. He tells this story about having to call the cops on these pimps and their prostitute. And he says he can hear them clear as day. So he's trying to get help. And he's like, army crawling to get to a phone. And they're like, hey, white boy, stop right there. And then somehow he sprints away and gets the cops, the cops make him come back with them and you know, finger the suspects and they're like,

all right, white boy, we're gonna get you. And this happened recently. It's the most ludicrous story. I've ever been on a bus. I've gotten that far in the episode. Do they call them out for a lie? No, they're like, oh, that's pretty crazy. Jesus Christ.

All right. Unless I've listened to so much Brendan and Delia content that I just dreamed that, but I'm pretty sure I heard it. I'm sure you're correct on that. Do you understand why it's called the golden hour, Mike? Because it's the best hour of your day, I'm not sure. It's apparently a plan, words.

Instead of the Golden Show, is where you hit someone. Yeah, it's the Golden Hour. That's what they said anyway. I'm like, wow, it's not that funny. That's what you meant. So that story checks that. Yeah, I'm like, okay, I could have done better.

I would imagine. I'll tell you what I like about that joke. It won't get old by episode 150. No, it's always gonna be hilarious, just like their theme song that they have. Well, in case we haven't already done this, let's get our. Bridge of the week.

Bridge of the week. This one comes in from Adam Thoreau. And he said in a show called, that's totally normal with Dr. T. And he says it's essentially a sex ed for children podcast. There's about 20 episodes eight to 15 minutes each. And unfortunately the last episode was uploaded in April of 2021. So it has pod faded, but he grabbed three clips.

And maybe we might want to make this a feature at some point of the show. Check this out. Let's get right to our question of the episode. When I wake up in the morning, my penis is always erect. Is there a reason for that? Not only is there a reason, but there's a name for it. Okay, tons of names for it, including morning wood and the medical term, nocturnal P.I.L. two messants. She's talking to teenage boys about their boaters. That's true, that's who's downloading this, not some perverts that are jerking off to it. I don't think anyone's supposed to do something for Adam Thorough.

Oh, that's right, Flare. You've got some splint in there, that's the cringe of the week. Yeah, all right. Let's see what else, and That's the cringe of the week. Yeah, all right. Let's see what else and it was checking out on the show. You know, it was a lot about it. He's like, this is a podcast, totally normal guys. Listen to it.

Yeah, right. Me and my bros were checking this out of the pubs the other day. No, where are you? Breasts, boobs, nipples, and ariolas. You may prefer words like jugs, tata's, melons. One more clip, this is where it gets a little ridiculous. And that brings us to our first question. Hello, I would like to ask you a question. I am a 16 year old boy and I've had all the signs of puberty like hair around my penis and testes

and I have a little bit of armpit hair, but my balls haven't dropped, and my penis hasn't grown. Any help? It's not gonna go well for you, sir. Son, you've got a little dick. I'm sorry. Yeah. A void locker room.

It might be nice to you. Don't set up for sports. Ha ha ha ha. Chess clubs are cool plays. Everyone keeps their't sign up for sports. Just clubs a cool place. Everyone keeps their pants on. That will time. Theater. I'm going to binge this. I could learn a lot. Yeah, we could all learn a lot from that bike. All right. I have a quick segment that I want to do with you. Oh, should we be dancing? Yes.

Gaggy, yeah. So Stuttering John had an episode with Richard O'Jetta back in October and Mike, because you were coming on the show, I thought, we should definitely delve into this. Now, of course, the thing about Suttering John, the editor, remember is the most interesting parts are when he doesn't have a guest on. Because as soon as the guest comes on,

they just start rambling about political nonsense. They don't know what the fight they're talking about. He loves that. Yeah, it gets a little rough from time to time. So I want to start off with another fun green screen fail. I always love when John Peel's back to Curtin and shows you that he's not actually standing in front of the LA skyline.

Like it appears. For all those who think that I have a problem with how or he has a problem, me well, that bendy bump, Eric 7135. Andrea House sends his love. Well, I always love House sparks. He helped me get this whole set up going here. I got something in the way Something was underneath my computer This whole setup. What's the point of a green screen if we don't help a thatican is behind it

That's the point It's a shame. He can't stumble drunkenly and fall off whatever building is It's a shame he can't stumble drunkenly and fall off whatever building is up So Basically what happened was hell ended his show and said everyone go over to centering John and check that out So John's like oh hell said all of his viewers over to me that proves that we're still tight And we're boys and he goes I'm actually gonna send hell the link to the show if he wants to come and join us, he sends off the link. He's like, see, that proves it. Hale and I are still friends.

It's like, now, I'll never join. He hasn't returned a tax story call for you in many months. Yeah, John doesn't even understand the difference between being polite and being a friend. Yeah, I mean, Hale's just like, all right, I'm done here. If you guys wanna watch something, I think set our jobs on. And then you go, I mean hell is just like all right. I'm done here. If you guys want to watch something I think set our jobs on and whoa, we're be up up to God. Yeah. I'm in.

All right. This is just a fun clip because John is talking about, I know you'll be shocked about this Mike. He has a problem with this guy, Donald Trump. What? Yeah, he was a president two and a half years ago. He's got a problem with this guy. And so, John makes up a word here. I didn't know it existed, but he says it a couple of times. Zylo Jones, cell top-secret documents. How could an American do such a thing? Trump has no legions to this country.

And if you ever thought he did you're already a fucking mind. Trump has no legions to one thing. Trump. He has no legions? Yeah, no no legions. I got legions. I've got him in spades. And then he says this, so a guy sends in a super chat to explain that he didn't have a stroke or something and John fakes to care about that. And then I think he uses this word it correctly as well. Bob Carmony, thanks for the two bucks. My CT scan was clear. I didn't have a stroke.

Thank God and my praise go out to my good buddy Martin who had a Who got Just had a stroke and he's overweight and we're all worried about him. I think he's been prayers He's a praise prayers. My dad said praise. When I praise the skies fat yet a stroke loser. I prayed once I prayed twice to praise to praise. How many praise this guy need? Who does he have? One.

Too many praise at this point. He's a guy he's a big fat fuck, you know, yeah. He's not well. He deserves my praise. All right. So then Richard joins the show and they're talking about how I guess He deserves my praise. All right. So then Richard joins the show and they're talking about how I guess Governor Abbott in Texas has decided that he's going to lock up anyone who's even smelled marijuana in their

life or been within three square miles of someone who was using marijuana and they're outraged by this. And Richard O'Jeta, always the level headed guy who understands how the win go and knows what the kids are talking about. And Kelly Anderson is spot on. You know, I tell people, I've never saw anybody smoke a marijuana cigarette and want to fist fight, but you give somebody three shots of wild turkey and they want to fight the whole fucking bar That's the point's never been made before right well out of the about you Mike, but when I have a marijuana cigarette When the kids are smoking their cheaper. They're gonna be laid back. That's the thing about reefer

And what I know about this is that everyone's just like yeah alcohol is really the fucking problem here Alcohol is when fires people up at judges and they're like, well, I mean, it's alright, too I got it. Yeah Some people can you troll the booze to Richard Yeah, it's not like So shitting at alcohol is gonna be like marijuana over here guys Like he's already revved up ready to curb stomp somebody over this topic He's like oh He's fucking fired up.

Richard is ready. What's hilarious is Richard is ready for a fight and someone beat him up and he did nothing about it. Yes. Yeah, you know more about Richard O'Gener than I do. Mike, you've done a deep tie by like to call myself the leader of the O'Gener file. Sure. Yes.

Correct. So what is that story because he did get into a a fight that he was seriously injured in, right? And so I think it's just some lunatic attack, which is obviously horrible. Like I think Richard was essentially mining his own business in this guy. I think it was a guy that sought out Richard, but either way, it's not like Richard does what I was fucking mouth on the internet. Quite a bad. He says he is my address He wanted to come up and he won't be a crack Thank the guy

I can only do so much sympathy because he challenges people. Yeah, no, I know He's not on the time. He's like, I'll kick your fucking ass. He said that all the time He does and like he went after My favorite video that we've covered on Richard is He went after my favorite video that we've covered on Richard is Some guy in his community when he was a state senator some guy in his district or whatever Called him out for speeding he had videos of Richard breaking the speed limit. Okay, so Richard found that guy's employer And got him fired For speeding I fucking dare you.

Wow. Yeah, he's a madman. All right, well, now he's gonna tell a story about when he was in the government in West Virginia. He was a state senator or something. Yeah. He was one of the people who really pushed for medical marijuana being legal.

And he tells this story about one of the people that he helped there with that. And you never been behind bars in the first place. It's weed dummies. Yeah. Yeah. CBD has been helping people now. Oh, say, I mean, you know, we're talking about,

talk about, she's not sure, that's make a point. And by the way CBD Helping people now helping people see I always trying help people Just the CBD if I can I can't feel anything Does it actually work? CBD is Does it actually work? I'm tired of that. CBD has been helping people now. Oh, I mean, you know, we're talking about, talk about children that have issues with seizures

and things like that. I spoke to a father. When I made West Virginia the 29th state to become legal for medical cannabis, you know, when everybody realized what I was doing, I started getting people to come into my office and stuff that were telling me things. Like I had one guy that said that, you know, he had come to West Virginia to help us fight that battle. He's so blinking. He's so blinking.

I just want Pac-Man to eat him. So I can blink, yeah, this goddamn channel. It doesn't matter the issue. If you make it right versus left, Richard will have that level of passion. Oh yeah, it could be stopped. It took out a stop sign. If it was a Republican, Richard will be screaming about it. Yup. He goes out there. But he had left West Virginia a decade before because he had a child that literally was having like eight to 10 seizures a day and you can imagine a parent feeling so helpless when you know that there's a trigger and you say okay here it comes there's a trigger

maybe that came as watching the golden hour within the next minute or two she's probably gonna start season you know that's the only thing they could do was let's lay her down. You know, let's let's let that procedure take place and then and then that's it. The father decided to take his child to Colorado when Colorado started doing all this stuff. And you know, it said that, you know, CBD, that they were able to get back then, and then the cannabis that they started to get, that were basically like gummies and things like that, it went to where his child, he told me he said,

my child had a seizure, one seizure in a month. So imagine having your child having 10 seizures a day, and then your child going all the way down to one seizure a month. It'd be so stoned out of his mind. Right. Yeah, he wants to light up a doobie, let it. He said there was seizures, he got really into pink Floyd. Everything changed for the sky.

It was great. Why does he have a green screen? I gotta know. I know he has this every time he's on, but he's sitting in front of a green screen? I kind of know. I know we ask this every time he's on, but he's sitting in front of a green screen. It's just green. It's just green. Chris, I'm really gonna disappoint you.

He's fixed it. In real time, in real life, Richard has a green screen now, and he has a team of producers with him. He's really stepped it up. Oh, okay. I as a friend my guy. He finally figured it out, apparently.

You do know a lot about Richard. They have a lot of misplaced drops, so they could still use some help, but. So, after that story about the kid who, by the way, I'd fakes, I would have faked C-Sure, so I was 13 if I know, my friends would, they would have Calirado get guvies. Yeah.

Oh, dude, I think, what does it look like? I don't know. I think it's a macarena. It's not a seizure car. Oh, okay. Do more research. So, after he tells that story, John has a friend who has a kid who needed help.

He doesn't want to name names, but, well, he's probably gonna name names. And he will take the name. I have a friend, a comedian, her name is Heather McDonnell. I think it was Heather. It wasn't Jillian. I'm pretty sure it was Heather. I don't want to say anything that it from wrong, but okay, it might be Heather, but our kids take a CBD, you know, a gummy. It doesn't get them high, but it helps them,

you know, it helps anxiety. Yeah. John, I don't want to name names, but Heather McDonald's children might be addicted to drugs. And that's all I'll say. You're not gonna get any more out of me. The following eight comedians abuse their children maybe. I don't know, I can't remember.

This is the last clip I have from this because what John likes to do is project and tell us everything that he's up to all the time. See, everything is a grift. Everything is a grip with this fucking creep. Yep. Now, all right. I mentioned on a recent episode that Benny Loco, his former mod is pissed. Yes, I've heard this. She is pissed. And apparently, what's going on now is that Suthering John is himself going into the chat rooms of these various shows with people

who used to be associated with his show. And now he's trolling them. Dude, I can't make this shit up. I have no idea that's what we would get to, but watch yourself. Here's Benny Locke on Ken Ato Show calling John out for trolling. If anybody who is interested in who the troll in the chat is tonight, it's Stuttering John. Just so you know. And it's unfortunate that he's come to this, but this is what he does. This is what he does for kicks now, and he's fine.

So Ken's concern is touching. I'm gonna pick John. Shake his brain back to a normal. The speech lets. Bet his mom is real proud of him now. Maybe I should call her and let her know what he's up to. Maybe I should call her and learn that he's up to. Hey, Ma, guess what Johnny's doing. Oh, Betty Logo threatened to tell us Ma about him. Oh, maybe grounded.

This is getting serious. John, you get up here right now. Do you know what Betty Logoco just told me? Are you trolling a chat room right now? No, my swear. Mom, I gotta do this now. I dropped. Did you drop ball? I love know how she knows that because it makes me wonder if he gave them Control or something like how would she know that that's him? She doesn't I'm trying to follow I was just going out because there's a lot going out. I can't even figure it out there

It's too much. What's that I'm such a child. I'm like, well, Penny Loco wouldn't lie to me. She probably knows what's up. It is, but he'll go after him. All right. I think it might be that time. It's time to mock. Zuma. He's a monk. Starting off with a song parody from Tony Muskrat, middle-aged dirt bag. ["Dirt Bag"] Now his name is Chad.

He is in alcohol. He gets really mad. When you say he's not a comic He stepped out was right, this coffee is ice Nobody knows who he is And Jim Florentine is embarrassed by him Cause he's just a 50 year old baby. He steals credit cards from sweet old ladies.

Meet me at Walmart, Dale, Mayberry, I'm cool. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Alright, that one was a left over from the Chad Zumaq song parody contest. Now, I had mentioned that Chad was on misery loves company on New Year's Eve and got blackout drunk. I've heard, yeah. This has finally dropped. I don't have time to day to go over everything, but I have a couple of fun little

clips on here that happened to the end of the show. Shuly joins the show. Shuly's at some gig. He was playing a casino that weekend. So he's coming in from his hotel room. And what's happening here is that you have Shuly, Bob and Kevin all fucking with Chad because as you know, Chad likes to say the Uncle Rico show is the only good show that makes one a centering John. Right. And the reason why he says that is because he's mad at me. Yeah.

He has nothing to do with anything else. So that's a shot at you. You're an actual figure. So these things are picked up on that and he says it over and over again. So now I want to say I really do this like a like a shooly and Bob Lee Deer great Comedians, they're great comedians. Yeah, but they have to pass to the best stirring John show that show If you they back up when you're off you went online you're talking your bullshit your saying your shit

Ego see him live and they pay it off. That's what a lot of people But a lot of people don't know you know the body of work. We've had in standup like you you know us from standup We stand up before anything else happen right right what you say about our stand up for people who don't know? I love your stand up. I mean that. Like I go do, I'll go watch these guys stand up. And it's not because of your bullshit on stuttering John or whatever.

Oh no, I was the one who posted the best show. We have the best one, right? Yes, and it was the best. You said it's bullshit now. 100%. 100% 100% Bob Lee Dean and Julie the the Elk O'Rego show is the best. I wash it. I'd listen to it and I laugh my ass off. What's the second best one? They won. They take it. They want. There's been a second place for the Southern Johnson. Now we won and we do this what we do.

And I tell you my favorite. Look at his beard. He's a favorite tweet from the other day with Chad lost his luggage. His leavey wrote he lost all your clothes. Because he said they lost all my clothes. And I was like, why would you bring all your clothes. Because he said they lost all my clothes. And I was like, why would you bring all your clothes will you? When a pussy put all his cash in the bag too.

And I was like, why? Who does that? Somebody wrote if they lost your podcasting equipment. Thank you for it. That was rude. But your cousin now's a different chat. New to my friend. 2023. Should you send me to...

All right, so they're just fucking clodding into his face. And he's way so it's so it's fun. That's what you're allowed to do that. It's okay. It's always bad when you're the like to the point of being drunk where you just throw out a statement and then don't realize the statement before like to be like, you know Look at there you there stuttering John is bullshit, and then it's like you just said you liked it. I'm like, I do I do I forgot I love that Chad Zumaq is always studying us and kiss ass

The only reason why WTP is successful is because we kiss Anthony's ass he doesn't play that game He's out of the ass kisser and Listen up. Which ass kissing is going on? This is just a few minutes after that one, Don Chad you're right. There's these guys are the two best-study John But how great is Levi stand up in my red shed? I love you. Oh, I right Chad? I love you. I love it. I'm truly. I think you're one of the funniest people ever. I mean that. I swear to God. I know there's this internet drama nonsense. He makes me laugh a lot. I laugh at you. And Bob Leedy is a fucking legend. She's having a con. But I love all of you. Why? You dig the Uncle Rico show right? You're okay with it.

You like it. You like the Uncle Rico show? I love the Uncle Rico show. I do. It's amazing how do you rank it? Like it's bad to rank it. There's not a lot of all the Stuttering John Chess. There's a lot but of all the all the things. But you're fun with it why do you like it why do you like on to the best what what reason you think it is you have to put your finger on it yeah

you know what you know what you have a point out they know stuttering John they know that just repeating the slide over and over again just to bus my balls. And I was saying the timeline fucked up

or they just purposely fucking with it. They're just purposely fucking with them. Oh no, it's great. He's so wasted and they're all sober. So they're just like, you have to put your fingers. You can't say the alphabet backwards. Now follow my pen.

Now, I know that you Chad, say the alphabet backwards. Now follow my pattern. Now, I know that you, Mike, are a big fan of Stand-Up comedy. Sure. And one of the things I've never done is gotten more than 12 minutes into Chad's stand-up show when he was down at the bokeh black box and Purple was there to record the audio for us. And I don't know how long we're gonna do this for, but I thought it'd be a good time to revisit that. And that you might have fun with this,

because I think you're a pretty good judge of quality standup versus on hack. Yeah, fun feels like a stretch, but. Yeah, well, this won't be any fun for either of us, but I have a feeling that the people listening in their cars will enjoy it. So I guess we'll find out. Let's, I'm just dropping the needle here.

We'll find a good spot. Oh, that's a terrible thing. Anything wrong with this? Do you own a kid? None? Fuck it. I own the kids. If I do, I'll adopt. I'm adoptive 70 year old boy.

It's not fully confident I've got a recent job to adulthood. Once I was 18, he saw his own. I did it on the edge. Be it. That's why you can have a kid. I said my buddy, Mike, Mike Ferrell, if you want to Google him. We were leaving the gym. Wait a second.

You have to prove that you're a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not believe it. That's why you can have a kid. I said my buddy, Mike, Mike Farrell, if you want to Google him, we are leaving the gym. Wait a second, you have to prove he has a friend named Mike. I believed him before, he said Google it. And there's a lot of us, we always have to give our last name. So people believe us. I was with my friend Mike, you know, a friend Mike, fuck.

They got him. Saudi, it's did their research. Yes. Yeah, Jim, there was a lady with a baby car. She's like pushing her baby, right? She pushed her baby. You know what he says to me? He goes, Hey, Chad, look at the baby.

Like what? He's like, all right. Again, I pointed this out before, but one of the really hack premises is I'm talking to my buddy, or my buddy and I are doing this, and he says to me, because you know this didn't happen. Right, this is all made up story for this bit.

Let's find out how clever Chad could be with it. Who did the baby, Mike? Who gives a shit? The baby. So I said, baby, I don't see the purity. I don't see the innocence. I fast forward, I see the inclusion. I see the baby. I'm like, uh, look at that asshole. That's what I see. You know, I see a psychopath in the making. Stay with me. That's where we go. I think that might be somebody else's.

You think I can't put my finger on it. I think that someone else is a bit well. I see a future asshole. Well, he didn't Oh guys, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, I love thinking nailed the punchline quiet. Yeah, but I Jeffrey Dahmer the serial killer is a baby adorable Here's in Google Jeffrey Dahmer's baby So one point what's Google again to do to watch this guy stand up? He's at it all. All right, I'll give you guys seven minutes. Go ahead, Google this, this and that.

This is a seminar. Yeah. Let's pay your funds and vibrate, but please don't turn them off. Because you're going to need them. You're going to be looking up a lot of shit. Life's always like, oh, look at baby. Hi. What's his name? Jeffrey, look at baby. Hi.

What's his name? Jeffrey. Hi, Jeffrey. Hi, you're hungry. This can't believe anything. You have no idea. Yeah, we went there. One more telebook example.

Look at the baby. What's his name? Edo. Hi. He saw, no. It's so Tom Myers to be like, it not gonna laugh and be like yeah, we went there Right I know I know I know so edgy guys. I know that one was a little too edgy for you This guy's gonna get out of the way home

This guy's gonna be laughing out the drive home to that one. I know we weren't laughing before but now it's dark Holy shit. All right, let's hear him fucking talk about baby Hitler that hilarious promise I wasn't the word Probably he's a baby. You have to really, she's Christ. She's really. You have to be patient with him. It's really stupid. He was so busy being cutest in high school.

He didn't go to class. Hi, Hitler. How's he gone? I don't know. I'm going to agree to it with, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, what up, you're, oh, shit, Chad. I agree to it with okay What up here Oh shit Chad again the plate sports yeah He doesn't know his age.

He's confuses. But he's counting the people in the house. Oh, is that what he's doing? Oh, that's your noise. I thought he's like 47. And then like 47, we've counted. Okay, hey, hey. This isn't a birthday show.

14 mil. I'll see you 10 to see what we'll look like tomorrow. Man, the desk. Where we got COVID in the corner. Yeah, at this point. No, I don't want to. Well, that's it. He's funny.

My career is over! I moved to Florida. I ended my career. It's done. You are my fam to this point. This guy showed up by himself. He knows to give a fuck. We don't know what's going to happen at this point. I tried it in 2017. Honda Civic. Paid for good luck taking that weight. All right. Google it. There we go. What is this all improv? It's going right now.

He's melting down. Yeah. This sounds like a meltdown on stage. So he says that he moved to Florida, and that's when his career ended. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and then Cleveland and the New York and it didn't work out any of those places. It's this damn heat. It's got it, yeah. You know what I said, old saying, no matter where you go, there you are. That's our boy Chantzubak. You have any kids?

I do. How many? Just one. Just one. I don't have kids. What do you say to that? I'll end up. You mentioned.

And I'll end up. My buddy Ryan Walsh has a kid. Oh, he started doing this thing. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding that. He just did that. Okay. Are you kids? I do. How many?

Just one. Just one. I don't have kids. If I do, I'll adopt. You know, my buddy Ryan Welch has a kid. His son's 10 years old, his name's Dalton. Smooth. Yeah.

Jesus. Hi. You are. This is the thing that he claims to be the best at. I know I suck at podcasting, I know I'm not a YouTuber, but I'm a great stand up. Wow. Jesus Christ.

I like that we get to find out all his friends though. Ryan Welch, we'll have to Google that now. Make sure he's real. Look up that person, yep for sure. This is a good time for me to plug. The comedians of the dabble verse, happening at dabble con February 3rd Will not feature Chan Zubak. He will not anywhere near the stage. That's ridiculous. That I can frowze you

I want to be fun. I think Cardiff will be on that show, but not Chan Zubak No, he said asshole. We had a fourth July party. You know what dogs doing the whole time? He's always calling the whole time like this. The whole time. I walk and I go, don't, when he looking at his like, take talk. I go, that's what you do for fun. He's like, no, I play Minecraft.

Oh, all right, so I walk away. I'm looking at him, he's looking at me. He's like, what'd you fun growing up? I'm like like I play outside. I thought you walked away. I got you Yeah, I know how much is coming to go on for I Walked away so nice yelling me in the other room. Yeah, I like that the kid has follow up questions for Chad Don't bogart the Tito's Jesus. Yeah, no, let me be asking you some questions sir I think I just heard my day if I think it was Carl. What?

It's like psychologically that must be fascinating. Shit had an imaginary friend named Carl, I got a Google ads. That's the first time I went to Google. Chris, am I talking to no one? Disco- Yeah. I had a imaginary friend going up. We didn't like braces.

Didn't want braces. We had that conversation many times. The fuck is going on right now. So it played like a prank on me, purple. Is this a prank? There's no wheelchair. We're no longer friends because I used to climb trees. No. I promised to laugh and so that's funny. Who did you say was laughing?

Comics were laughing? Hold on. I'm sorry. I got to back that up again. What the I got I'm sorry. I got back that up again What the fuck so the joke is yeah, I used to play outside? By the way the way this joke came about was from a Fake conversation. Yeah with a kid playing or wicking a tic-tac That didn't happen right what did you used to do for Fond Mister?

So this kick has to be like, what did you do for Fond Mister? He said, well, I used to play outside of my imaginary friend Carl. Yeah, I played outside of my imaginary friend Carl. He was in a wheelchair and I like to climb trees, so now we're not friends anymore. Oh, climb trees is what he said.

I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty good. I get it. Because the car I don't think Carl could do that if he's in a wheelchair What is imaginary? Was Carl club footer something why was he a wheelchair? Even Carl's even chads imagination can't doesn't work that great. No My imaginary girlfriend she was ugly

She's a three She got sick of me. He's a wheelchair. We're no longer friends because I used to climb trees. No. I'm not making sure laughing. So that's funny. What did you say right there? Comics are laughing. So that's funny. My only guess is that maybe his opener is in the audience now. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too. Yeah, that must be it.

Curtis, really trying to get my attention right now. I'm trying to jump up and down. I was just saying yes. He was talking, said comics in the room laughed. Okay. That's what you were trying to get my attention for. Okay. So that wasn't a good joke by a bad day. Comics in the room left. Okay, so you were trying to get my attention for okay So that wasn't a good joke

By a badger day, but I'm trying to funny and they know that I'm wrong What do I know I think everyone in the room goes me. I said funny. He's like no, it actually is and I was proof Actually, if you watch my PowerPoint presentation You say some sir. I'm the one who's right. On his member seven over here is the one who's right. Okay. But we have to make up shit. That's what I think we have to make up. Imagine nations. We have things. We have came. You know, we had a game. The game was called. By the way, Enoch has a good point in the discord. If you know anything about comics, I know that you do, Mike. The

only thing they love to see is other comics, Bob. That's their favorite thing to watch. I've taught them many comedies or just like, I just want to see my friends, Bob. It's the funniest thing ever. And he had Chantel said horrible joke. He's like, that guy's laughing. He's laughing at you. He has to do another 10. Weird. Yeah. Straying the stretch sign. He tackled the guy who's holding up the lights. That's not over yet. I think I'm in a 40 in the check. I want you to rip a little bit more. What else in Carl's? Any other imaginary friends? Did you have an imaginary career? We had to make up shit. That's what I think. We had to make up imaginations.

We had things. We had to make up imaginations. It's implied in the word. No one just gave us imaginations back then. It's a different world. Yeah, you had to make up car accidents and sick friends. No one just gave us imaginations back then. It's a different world. Yeah, you had to make a car accidents and sick friends, you know? Getting here luggage lost.

You had to make a boss' appearance. Actually, I still do. Turns out the game was called, you know what the game was called? It was called, smear the what the game was called? was called smear the queer that was the game That's right. Got me throw a football the football was in the air wherever the football landed close first of the football Was the queer our cop tackled a shit out of them. This is one thing he's not lying about Oh, right I mean you're supposed to catch the football catch is like we're laying at the deer but okay

It's not a punch. You just nose with the days, man. I used to tackle guys so hard and be so hard. I'll have you down. Whoops. landed. Close first of the football was the queer. Our job tackled the shit out of home.

Okay, you play Minecraft, we play Pink Arms. That's what we did. That's what we did. You know what the game was called? It was called Punch Buggy Slug Buggy. You guys remember that one? Do you see a Volkswagen wheel? A punch or person next to you as hard as you can.

Karin, if you remember that game? Yeah, it's a great game. We play it now with Kia Souls. Yeah. So you guys do up in Minnesota. Yes. Why enjoy that so much? He punched the person next to you as hard as you can and he will come out and you know like don't know punchbacks I Enter that game grown up Because we live next to a Volkswagen dealership And my stuff So Mike okay hold on Carl yeah, yeah, I have I think I got to do some math here. Okay. How old is Chad zoom up? If 40 set a 48 he just started 48. Yeah, I

Got to find out when the last Volkswagen Beetle was sold in America hold on Okay, do a little research at that. Yes, his map doesn't line up Probably not it's probably another made-up story For a lab I like that in Chad's mind That's why people were coming to his house and beating the shit out of him. It's like, well, we're just playing the game, Chad. It was a lie. You didn't even say punchbox.

What are you talking about? I just hit your face. What a horrible joke. What a horrible joke, crater he is. You think he's gonna zig it, he zig's. Are you guys drinking tonight? You think he's gonna zig and he zicks Let's hit someone who doesn't have insurance. Who's got insurance? I'm here if you have insurance. Can you figure out, Cardiff, on the Vogue Swag?

Is that, is that lined up? Well, Chad would have been three years old in the last couple, so I think people were sold in the United States of America. Okay, now if you wouldn't explain that they used to punch him when he was three, I'd be laughing. It would be pretty funny. Could have been a used car lot, I guess.

Yeah, sure. Sure. Well, he said it was a, not to ruin a joke. He said it was a Volkswagen dealership. Then he'd have next door too, by the way, which is a weird neighbor to have. I still have a public car dealership. Yeah.

Yeah, that was fun. Was it a second apartment above of car dealership. Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. Was it like an apartment above a car dealership? Yeah, yes, just a room. Cardiff. Quarrel's going on. Where was it? It's where did this take place? You're interviewing me now?

He just said something ridiculous. I wanted that one's going on. He says that's something ridiculous. I wanted that one's going on. He's making up imagination. I think so. I think he's patient, guys. Thank you for getting the bit, Chris. I'm here for all. See, this actually is true.

He doesn't want to talk about it. This is what the I know about, Carter. If he does not want to talk about anything, that's real. Thank you. All right. Not good. What else will make it up for winner? If you just now want to talk about anything that's real We'll celebrate with That's why I have to have a Florida because you have to have you have to have a DUI to get into Tampa, Florida It's like the opposite. Or just Naples. Anybody Naples?

I love Naples because I love diversity. You got rich white people in middle class white people. A little some percent everybody here. Surprise Cheddin say the come to Florida vacation. Leave out probation, come back with a violation. That's pretty good one. Yeah, that's taught you. You could have that one, Chad.

You know what else I noticed? There's a lot of old people in Florida. I don't know if that's open mentioned. You've seen this people be aired about this? Oh shit. I know Chad's not listening, because he only likes the Uncle Rico show. But if he is, he could have that joke that I just gave him

He's blaming the crowd for the reaction he's gonna do terrible jokes The problem is known was like they were just like next yeah, that's just next thank you sir Shit He's in the kids Being audience and that was the biggest left what's that Cardiff? He was pretending to be the audience in the rapid up. No, I know. Well, my head off.

Yeah, yeah. The blind mic didn't know. No, it's okay. He couldn't. It's my apologies. So the biggest laugh he got was I used to be a celebrity. So far. It's the funniest joke he's ever told.

Let's back that up a little bit. I haven't always been a celebrity. I'm actually celebrating my first job. My 30th Anniversary, my first job. You remember your first job? Sure. What was it? Wendy's. Wendy's?

Yeah. I don't want to want to up you in front of me. Seven people. Mine was K-Mart. Oh, a department store. Anywhere here working K-Mart. That's no. You ever been to a K-Mart?

I was part of it. For four days. All right, just get to the fucking K-Mart joke, asshole. No one's worked there. Yasmeep's seen them. We know what they are. What is it? What happened? And a promptly for this. It was my last day. I don't know what you did.

One is on your fourth day. I have a job. Doers away. Still doing copies because no one can fire him. It should have been four days for that too. Hey Martin worked out workout so I came here. Not to work. I don't want minimal wage to us. What we did was 425 when I was a kid. 425 that's why I paid. Try making me give a shit for 425 about anything in life. I want to take a nap. So what the lit is? I thought it was a good lit.

Turns out I was not a Satan. I was only in this for three minutes and the Duke comes running around the corner. First of all, sketches do what I was seeing in my life. He's like, he's still the same. Yeah. He's endless. He's said the setup. Yeah. He's still the setup. He's endless. He's the crazy addition. He's the legend's five times.

Lynn the plane chat. He's still circling the airport. Jesus. Guys, I had a wacky adventure four days of camera. Let me tell you all about that. So I get up that day. The alarm clock goes off. He's already a linens and we haven't heard a joke yet.

I know. He's like his eyes are open. He's got hunting gear on. He's got a John beer hat. He's looking at me. And he's holding a ceiling fan. He's like, Hey!

You work here! You want me to keep my ear form? No, just a big fan So again the joke is this guy who's an idiot says this stuff to me and I Respired in a really cool swive way because I'm so witty and charismatic. I owned him He's demonstrating that he was born to do stand-up comedy. Yes. Yes. When I Hosted dabble-con my every set up is just gonna be like so suck it a card of electric and this ass hall what he says to me is And I sing

What's it out dumb he is? The Chrissy bears like please let me psych your dick and I'm like whoa You want me to keep my uniform like no just a big fan I got a ceiling Do I need a ceiling for this fan? I think that was purple going, oh, the big thing up was the guy had a ceiling pad. That's what we needed a ceiling for the fan. This is the work like it's okay to make

shit up in comedy. Yeah, happens all the time. Sure. But you have to make it kind of believable. Yeah, no one's like, do I need to attach this to a ceiling? And what do I like would you have? It didn't have a ceiling. Even K-Fan had a place for the ceiling fan. And good sir, this will float in the air. Yes. Well, that's been my Ford Bronco. Probably not, sir.

Good joke. So, how did this question without violence? Is there a point when it calls someone a dumbass? Cause I hit, and the moment I go, do it. You're dumbass. That was his big fucking payoff. He told the dude he's a dumbass. Just staying facts, man.

He was a dumbass. He's not afraid to say it. Hey, he's making 425 an hour, Mike. He's not gonna compliment this dumbass for less than 515. That'll show them for hiring me to a job that I knew how much it paid that I agreed to and showed up to him by uniform. What? What you said? I'm like you're a dumbass. He's like, where's your supervisor? I'm like go find him find you found him quickly

Right my supervisor can live it calls me in the office he looks at me goes Chad we're called customers down that's is now that's what we're doing and my Can he has to put a searing fan on the wall? Oh, it's nice to be And you proceed to say the worst thing I've ever seen my entire life. I don't need to offend anyone here It looks if he goes there. You know what Chad? You're not came already The worst thing you'll ever hear I wake up every day. I got me killed all right

If I may I need something explain to me. Yeah, he says, I don't want to offend anyone here. What's that in reference to? I don't think he knew what he was gonna say after that. Okay, right. I'm excited. I'm excited. That's what's going on right now. What's that offend you here?

By what? What's that forget that the name of his dry bar special is Kmart Ready? Like that's his Boggit transplant joke that's like fucking joke right there And it was that he called a guy a dumbass because he asked if you need a ceiling for a ceiling fan It's also rough to get the audience on your side when you're hearing the story and thinking oh imagine dealing with this fucking guy in a came art He's unlikable in every way.

That's the problem with Chad. He doesn't understand. He comes off abrasive and unfund. It's not helping his guys. I can't take anymore. I have to get a pellet cleanser in here. And you know what my favorite pellet cleanser is right now? Caritas.

Huh? What's that? It's everyone's favorite game show ever come to podcasting. Yeah. Can I say though before before we continue? Yeah. The the greatest commercial for your Patreon just happened while you were playing that last Chad Zuma clip. Oh yeah? Yes. If you subscribe to the Patreon, you can watch Blind Mike sucking water out of a big stainless steel water bottle. Super sexy. True I'll do it again. The things the numbers the things that the tatles get excited about whoo water

I need that to survive It's very sensual for the folks at home Okay, this continues But even better than Mike having a sip of water, it's to catch an alien everybody. Thank you. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien?

So when he does that, he passes out, right? He has no more blood going to his brain. So he passes out. He passes out. Yeah. Yeah. Does he die? Yeah. So he dies to banger.

Well, he writes all that way to go hit down. They're talking about guys like I didn't know he would deal to read those. One hundred. But those things knocked out. But those hooks stay in her. I see. So it rips out. So they're talking about bees with the queen.

Hmm here. Is that what I just understand? Yeah, so I put the skulls out. Yeah, she's does he die? Yeah, so he dies to banger Well, he writes all that way to go hit that and then die. Well, he rolls off her back But those he's knocked out, But those hooks stay in her. I see. So it rips out his genitals. Jesus. So he's a one shot wonder.

What a bitch, right? And so his genitals are stuck in her. And the next guy comes flying in, right? He nods, did he nod to see what happened? Well, that's where the story's going. Have you heard this before? No. No.

So he comes in, right? And the big brain says, dude, see what happened. Well, that's where the story's going. Have you heard this before? No. So he comes in, right? And the big brain says, dude, look what happened to the last guy. We probably should turn. We probably shouldn't do this shit. Fuck, I need to turn right now. And then the little brain takes over and says, fuck it, dude, let's do it anyways. Sorry for all that matter right. So he has to remove the genitals of the last guy.

Geez. And then he dies of the same fate. What an idiot. And so this happens 15 to 20 times on this mating flight. And she gets filled up. Bugs, what idiots? My rights. One man.

One man here. I've been there to even understand space travel these days. You know what I'm saying? The man she could return to the hive. How many times does she get banged? 15 to 20 times. 15 to 20 times. She could banged.

To catch. An alien. What did Tommy say next? Number one, sounds like my last trip to Vegas. You know what I mean? had to hear it again. Three out of all those bees do they ever fall in love? Can bees love? Next. That's a lot of bees. Doesn't she get sore? Oh no. Lastly, wow. That's fucking crazy. Does it affect the taste of the honey? To catch an alien.

Now it's filled up with shame and she. Now as usual, I Wanted to be number five Doesn't affect the taste of the honey, but I'm gonna go with number two I know you said it but I needed to hear it again Here is gonna be my guess. What do you think Mike? I think it's can be's love because I can pick your singing twice like that That sounds like Tommy's cadence What do you think producer Chris? I think he tried to put in the Vegas joke. Oh, okay. It's a number one. All right. What's find out?

She could return to the high. How many times does she get bangs? 15 to 20 times. 15 to 20 times. I know you just said that, but I had to hear it again. Yeah. Yeah. She's going on beads going ripped the other guy's shit out to put their shit in and croak yeah well at least they go out and say glad and that she comes back to the high she fertilized for life that's all for this week come back next week to find out if you have the pollen to catch an alien brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric Have the pollen to catch an alien Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube subscribe today

Also, don't forget to watch subreddit surfing with Vinnie Paulino and card of electric And if you're really bored go to whtplive.com and buy tickets for dabblecon come to the discretion So you cheated again, Carl. I did not cheat. I promise you that I don't I don't cheat. I don't like the cheat. But could you blame me? I did. If I did, I'd be so I would understand. If I did, I'd be better. So I would understand. Cardiff, I watched the pilot episode

of subreddit surfing and I have to say that to catch an alien is the best work you do. Thank you, I very much appreciate it. I don't let Vinny touch that one. Yes, I know. Thank God he doesn't get a sausage figure as I have to catch an alien because that's perfect. Thank you. That is The huge fan of that. What have we done today?

We've done it all Not gonna lie to you. We talked about the golden hour Brendan's shop crystalia air Griffin I honestly think I'm most upset with air Griffin on that show I have expectations for him. If you analyze it soberly, the other two are much worse. Just don't mug and chuckle the whole fucking time, but I would've been fighting him. If you just wouldn't want to just be like,

what the fuck, what the fuck? You guys laughing about, what is that? Yeah, take it from me, if you're gonna be dead, wait, be quiet. Correct. Stuttering John had another green screen fail. That's how he's fond. Many local.

It's pissed. Chad Zuma got real drunk on New Year's Eve. I wonder how he's doing with his sober 2023. I haven't had an update on that. Of course, we had a new song parody. We heard some more of Chad's amazing stand-up material. We caught an alien. So you know what that means? It's time for

everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcast podcasts? And we found one that actually came in from Drew and Mike's boner line. Somebody called into the boner line and suggested this show right here. Has anything bad ever come out of the boner line before? She's trying to do a win of race. Oh wait, it fans on. Oh yeah, Alexa, fan off.

Okay. Keep that in there, alright bounce we're ready Get ready Wouldn't fuck these girls with carnets. Holy shit. Thank you. Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the Viral Podcast. I'm your host Paige Jim and I'm your host, Chelsea Lynn. Welcome back you guys.

It's been a little break, a little holiday break. Happy new year. Happy holidays. Happy new year. Happy holidays, happy new year. Here's to 2023. All right, this is the viral podcast. I'm happy to say that we're going to have Eric Zane on the show this Saturday to review the viral podcast with everybody. I can I honestly say something with that tease?

I can't tell if that's the number one podcast for women or like the number 10,000 podcasts I know idea how popular it is. Well, let me see how many views it has and I'm just It has well, they have 64,000 subscribers on YouTube fuck me fuck me You know, I think all you need to do is base your podcast in LA and it gets YouTube subscribers for some reason. These women seem to be British to me, but I think that accent faded pretty fast. Yeah, I noticed that. I was wondering if that was going to happen. All right, well, we'll see. We'll see what the deal is. So the viral podcast, I'm like, we want to go viral. We'll just name it viral. We should.

I hope you get it. It's amazing how that works sometimes. Mike Geary, thank you so much for joining us on the show. I made you work double time today and I appreciate that. Always a pleasure. Love to come on the show. We love having you. People should check out your many, many shows. You're very

too many. Some would say yes. I think at this point, that's the right word to you. Who's two? Two. Well, of course, who are these socials with Karl? Which is a rocket to the moon, my friends. Yes, it is. And finding our groove over there. The bloodmike project. And and why you laughing is my history of comedy podcast that Carl has been on. So check out all of those. blindmike.net is where you can go for all the free links as well as the Patreon, subscribe to the Patreon.

That's where it calls up as it's gonna be. We talked about the Pelican brief. You want to be on my page too. I can get get get get get get get. We're gonna put it up all. No, I'm kidding. I subscribe to your page right. I enjoy the bonus episodes, the Joe Metarese part two.

What actually watching on both Patreons, there are nine differences and I'll cruise everyone after. It's like the movie clue. It's like a different ending. Yeah. Which page are you listening to? So watch it four or five times. See which one you like.

But yes, people should check out Blind Mike. I've been seeing a lot of people have been getting into the Blind Mike project. And I've been a fan of, why are you laughing for a very long time, very bingeable show that you have there if you haven't checked it out? Cardiff.

Anything to plug my friend? Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the most midst of morning radio. Get down and show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job job everyone. Give the share and give the fuck. Cheers. There's been no laughs. Give me an eye. Thanks a lot, Carl. This is going great.

No, I didn't like it. Uh oh, great hard alert. Everybody knows you never go full free time. Oh, I got a lot of luck. Fucking things suck! Why am I? You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. Cardiff, I am noticing something here that I'm a little disappointed about. I don't see Hannah, I don't see Vec. What did you do with them? What did I do to these women? I don't know, but... Carole or me? Both. Yeah.

I know. Seriously, Carole is like the new review girl and he figured out a way to take over. It's a strange move. Rarely have you ever seen someone show their soapy ass on a Patreon and then bail Well, hand doesn't check out hand has been working a lot of hours lately. It's so has Vic And actually I got a note back from Hannah. Oh Her dog hasn't oh god. It's always something

All right, she says she's good for Saturday I hear no love. I hear that a lot for her. Oh, but the next time I'll be there. Okay. We'll see you then. Very good. We have any new reviews over there, Cardiff. Well, I was going to say, why don't you get blind, Mike, to read the reviews and, but then I realized, you know, that wouldn't work. Well, I don't get to say, yeah, explain that one. What do you mean? Never mind. It's okay. I don't get it. Let me see. Yeah, explain that one. What do you mean? Never mind. It's okay. I don't want to hurt his feelings anymore.

It was. I misspoke. First, let me say, rest in peace, Jeff Becht. I'm sorry. Would you say rest in peace, Jeff Becht. Thank you for just respecting that. Thank you. Rest in peace, Jeff Becht.

I didn't realize it had passed. Yes, today. One you he had passed. Yes today. One new review for you titled legendary. Cardiff is the sexiest of all the WATP review girls and also is incredibly gifted host, interviewer and rock contours. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second. I have a feeling you wrote that one.

No, I was actually a review for my podcast. You don't have any. Oh, okay. As you said, it's the last time I've kind of threatened to write a selling review and decided to feel like that's what happened. I'm going to have to go there. There's not one you review this.

Guys, keep the reviews coming in. Please, for who are these podcasts, someone will read them, whether it's a chick with great boobs or a potato. That I can't control See how I'm a way. It's all right Deluxe from the West Coast called into the show Carl Deluxe on the left coast

I don't know if anybody noticed but on today's show you made some comments about swinging and how it works and wow You must really be involved. That's exactly how the light child works Yeah, you walk in take your clothes off and everyone sits there. Wow look at that new God dude. Oh my God Funny Bob says oh There they're out All right, you might be a serial killer for those comments. Peace.

Yeah, I've been gag bags all the time. I know this works. Curse I do. Hey, Cardiff, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Oh, I think we're going to invite me to a gang bag when I was in Rochester. Nate from Flint actually has an observation about you, my friend. I'm excited. We're friends. Oh my God Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Did you hear Cardiff Electric say out with the Canadian reflection?

He said truth on your last episode. Minnesota, my shapely white ass. I will be asking for his document. Immigration papers. As devil versus con. It's interesting observation, sir. It's actually interesting that that came up today because I am out and about in Michigan right now. Michigan, yeah.

Yes, and the health and gardening comes to me, Nate. That's pretty close to where you live in Canada, isn't it? Minnesota. All right. I said oh I heard you got it right that time. Thank you This is an interesting point right here Wow, you're a fucking idiot. Did Tommy ever once implied that he was human? Like he's made some Pennsylvania. Like, can he say some Pennsylvania? He's like, oh, he's not from Pennsylvania. He's from New York. No dumbass, he's from planet Pennsylvania.

Do you ever once said he was from planet Pennsylvania? Fuck, you're in the car, you're fucking retard. My point is, if he was trying to be human, he would look like a demon he would disguise himself instead of looking the way he does. Come on, man, do better. Fuck you, don't call me back. All right.

It's a good point. A time he's never claimed to be human as far as i know i think i may have taken an edible when i was listening to this show when you brought up the fact that tomby wezo also seems like an alien and his name is tommy yes and i was like wow there's something there there is something there is something going out there investigated further there is something going out there a car all day just any uh... just listening to this week about uh... centering john and uh...

at the same my favorite part of the centering john segment is listening to uh... producer kris hold back the absolute got study as for john taint credit or how great he is or anything like that. I just like every so often I'll just hear like you like oh yeah and this is this part with Southern John and your producer Chris Gunn. Oh great.

Call me back. Wow. You can do no wrong over there. It's very impressive. He's a good producer. He really is. I produce grunts. You're an asshole in the following ways. List of 87 things. Producer Chris, you're perfect. Don't ever change. Really doing what's

like I ever made was talking. See what mistake I ever made on the show. All right, this is Cardiff. Wow, you're getting a lot of voice smells right now, Cardiff. Oh, thank you. Cardiff Electric, the most famous podcast in the world today. Cardiff Electric, going to suck your dick, get dabble, con. Oh, pretty clever. It's pretty good. Pretty good parody. Oh, it was saying I would. Yeah. Did you think that guy's gonna suck your dick? I mean, might be reciprocal, I guess. You never know. Please Carl, you need to get some more reliable review girls. I mean, I don't mind Cardiff Electric and his dreamy potato eyes fucking reading reviews and shit, but I mean, is creamy potato eyes fucking reading reviews and shit but I mean I feel kind of bad for a band practice guy getting the shaft on you know I mean I feel like

you should get a second chance on being a review girl I don't know just a thought it's gonna be a shaft them again all right BPG I'll give you another chance It's a good idea. You're a bad person. You know that? All right. This next one is more about their review girls. Charles. I just wanted to be prompt, fam. For what you're doing with these review girls, you're like a modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

So you take Vic, you take her excellent breath. Then you pair that with, and as fine as, and then casing my sexuality. So now, the only piece missing here in Hamburg is monster would be the face. Well next you, you girl,, gotta be good looking Carl. Come on, get on that bit. I'll see what I can do sir. No no guarantees on that one. Cardiff has a nice trick. Well, why aren't I being considered for the position? I don't know. I'm surprised. Everyone else seems to think

you're gorgeous. Yeah, can we get some fan art of that Frankenstein monster? That's interesting. Yes. I like that Casey's only attribute was her bisexual. Yeah. I mean, she was also a chicken. Poor Casey.

We love you, Casey. Come back, please. Hey, it's called back, Curtis. Uh, shit. I want to try an improv bit. Can another voicemailer give me a character? Hey, it's called back Curtis. Uh, uh, shit up. I want to try an improv bit. Can another voice mailer give me a character? Thanks. All right, guys, that's your assignment.

Call back Curtis. He's a character for his improv. And how long is this character been in the room? Going on in two weeks. This bit takes six months because you have to keep asking questions. All right. Cardiff called into the show. This is a rare occurrence. Ricardo believes us a voicemail. I know. It's surprised, too. Hey, Carl. It's Cardiff, Alex Trick. I was calling to say that I've been on the show way too much lately and you should get some actual news babes to call in. That is all. Oh, Kurt, if you don't want to be on the show anymore buddy. No.

That's too bad. That's too bad. Oh yeah, what are you dressed as today? What are you celebrating over there? I'm celebrating Humpty. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, that works for me. All right guys, thank you so much for doing the show today. I really appreciate it. It's been fun. It certainly has. It certainly has. Okay, folks, guess what?

The episode's over. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye. Guess what the episodes What's with the dancing around the shit I stink you hate me great. Goodbye. That was a great episode That was really great go fuck yourselves have a good week. Oh, I didn't bring up the Patrick Michael soft Did you see in the subreddit? I? Think he posted on Instagram. He's all upset that he has all these new followers now on YouTube She's telling her to fuck off. Oh, I didn't put that story check out I think he posted on Instagram. He's all upset that he has all these new followers now on YouTube. He's telling everyone to fuck off. Oh, I didn't, but that story checks out. I should find it, but it's kind of funny.

I saw it and I don't know enough about Patrick Michael. I didn't understand why he was like, fuck you for following. No, that's his thing. But also he dropped an episode of Broken Talk today. Yeah, someone told me, someone said Broken Talk was great. All right, so this is what he wrote on his Instagram story. He says, everyone that's subscribing to my newest YouTube, it's not because I promoted it,

or you simply found it by accident. Seems someone else promoting it. If I wanted you to subscribe, you wouldn't have heard about the channel from me. Okay. Weird. And then he says, what I'm saying is go away. You're not subscribed because you want to support. So he's getting. That's why I'm going to start my next show by saying anyone who heard of me on WATP go fuck yourselves.

I don't want you here. Yeah. Let's you dirty money. There's people who passively aggressive, passively aggressively sabotage your own success. He's aggressively aggressively. Every time I try to get some like action going forward, and we get some people listening, he gets immediately turned off,

and I was like, fuck you. I'm gonna listeners, comments, and Patreon support. He was just talking about helping the algorithm last time. That's what's crazy about it. It's back and forth. Interesting. Yeah. He's the boss.

We love you, Patty.