Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep377 - The Viral Podcast

Episode Date: January 15, 2023

Two very gross girls make a disgusting podcast and for some reason people actually watch it. We’re going to try to figure out what people like about this show. Don’t hold your breath. Eric Zane is back to discuss White Lizzo and her yucky friend. Then Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe joins the show to react to Chad Zumock’s latest rants about him. Chad found out Anthony Cumia did Aaron’s show and it really set him off. We also find out what Opie’s been up to, try to catch an Alien, and best of all, Hannah’s back! https://ericzaneshow.com/ https://steeltoeentertainment.com/ Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm the one who should apologize. Couss. Couss. Couss a roo. Couss a roo. Slapperoonie. It's show time. Robert Nights and Cousin Rews, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only Michigan based show anyone cares about, I'm your host, Carl, with me today. You know him as the PA announcer for the Grand Rapids Griffins, and the former fifth mic

on Freebeard Hot Wings. It's Eric Zane, everybody. What's up, Eric? Thank you, Carl. You're up. I'm so glad to be here. Thank you for having me back. Great to have you back.

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So it's a lot of fun to check out. You ever seen that video before, Eric? I have. It's insane. It's a lot of fun to check out. You ever seen that video before Eric? I have it. It's insane. It's insane. And it's absolutely fucking bonkers. Every person in that meeting I feel bad for because I've been in that meeting before. I worked for a newspaper in the early 2000s. So I've been in this exact meeting. Like there won't be any jobs tomorrow. Just save you assholes. Don't get out there and do your work. You wouldn't even have a job. I burned that speech so many times. Yeah, that was that was shocking. And

for him to think that no one would record that. They set up the camera and someone was manning the camera because they were zooming in on him and stuff like he wanted that recorded for some reason. And then now here we are. That's that's terrific. Oh, here we are. All right. Tickets are on sale for DoubleCon. It is coming up soon, producer Chris. Are you ready? Oh, yeah, I'm that. Okay.

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I know, I know. This is what I've been told. So stick around for the reviews at the end. We'll be checking those out. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called The Viral Podcast. This was a suggestion from the Drew and Mike Bonerline. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted

by Chelsea Lynn and Paige Gin and Maggie and Brett also have microphones. They get involved in the show as well. And Eric, I think the way I want to start this is I'm pretty sure this is what made them viral in the first place. This is a little video, it's about six seconds long. And it's a gender reveal video with, so there's two gross girls on this show. There's the skinny gross girl and there's the fat gross girl. You know, we don't, excuse me.

We don't talk about this before, but motherfucker, we thinkin, we don't, we don't talk about this before, but mother fucker, we think it'll like, oh shit. That's so gross. Oh yeah, I had to write for notes was gross. They're just gross. Yeah. So this is the skinny gross girl page.

And what she's doing here is a video for agenda reveal. She's laying on the floor. She's bare ass naked from the waist down. And I'll just play it and then we can discuss. Oh! Oh my God! All right, so basically what happens here is she farts. I guess she can fart on demand and Blue powder comes out of her butt. That's the gender reveal

They they they and to prepare for it. Let's go. Let's go over the timeline of preparing this You know, she she hears from whoever probably the nurse calls and says yes, I'm the only one who knows It's a boy. She has to get powder and pack it into her ass hole And then fart blue part of powder and you know she had to wait there forever to fart I mean it's not like she can fart on imagine how uncomfortable that would be well It's funny that you're speculating on all of this Eric because they went ahead and made a video they're making of this video that we just saw six six seconds long There's a nine minute long video explaining the making of this video. That's how incredible this is for them We're back hey guys. We're back. You know what? And all of the questions about this viral video and works going to dig into it. You know what?

I think about Eric Zane, he didn't have questions. He just assumed he understood what was going on there. He's been made a video called gender reveal Q&A behind the scenes because there were so many questions coming out about her farting blue powder for whatever reason. They had to address the public with that. Inquiring minds, why not? Yes. This actually is reasonably interesting to me, but all it does is paying a clear picture of how much of pigs these women are.

I mean, seriously, Jesus Christ, I just can't handle it. There's so much to work with here. You got fucking white Lizzo and this Fucking partner and crime this dopey dumb bitch. I fucking hate him. I like white Lizzo. I was gonna go with Vinny I want to point out they sell merchandise. They sell a ton of merchandise if you go to the website and it says right there big bad or up to five X out So many might actually be getting some Christmas presents for me might be a little time I can pour Vinnie Jesus Christ Maybe you start dieting this will fit here you go buddy. All right. Let's watch a little bit more of this

I don't even know what to wear there, but why not? Who came up with this glorious idea? Well, guys, um, I've had this idea for about, you know, couple months, and I'm just watching this. This was months in the making. It's like, devil cod, this fucking video. It took, you know, meetings ahead of time and crap. It's painful. I'm painful. It's painful. I'm sorry, it's painful hearing her speak

because in my mind and in your mind, it's like she should be speaking clear and faster into the point, but it's kind of like a real slow train grind throughout it, you know, as the words are assembled in her fucking P brain. You, these are not intelligent people. That's what I was thinking, you can pick up on the rose and dumb and they don't have furniture apparently. Let's look at that I go I know look at this place if they're in it's like

And I was gonna do it by myself and just far and be like touch somebody who's gonna have a boy No, and I said no, we gotta make it we gotta make it look real like a review We have to make it look legit because this thing's Go viral We knew we go viral, which does another question. Yeah, her idea. She she brought it up to me I said that is literally hilarious We're doing it. You're literally a genius page and I am genius. I knew yeah

I already knew but she confirmed it and here we are Viral Yeah, I already knew but she confirmed it and here we are Get ready Who put the power in her butt crack It's at power She's a question right there. All right. That's that sad. Yeah. The answer is Vinnie Paulineau, put the powder in the locker. She knows. Right here, right here. Spread the weird powder in the locker.

And there's the video of it. We're putting the powder in her bottle. Rose. She volunteered. Oh, I don't like these girls. I don't like the relationship with each other either. It's too much for me. It's really strange.

It's too much. I, Chris and I have a pretty good relationship. I've never put powder in his butthole, even for a joke. Even as a fun gag I have a done that. Yeah, chicks have, don't really have qualms with that. If it's girl on girl, it doesn't even have to be lesbian. But guys would never even dream of doing this. So, I have a clip that I wanna play on here.

And this is Vinnie talking about some really gross, sex stuff. I guess Vinnie's married, which is crazy. Greg is the most boring dude in the world in the bedroom, hate to say it. In real life, he's the most fun, crazy, blah, blah. Here's Maggie dealing with the shit she's dealing with and I'm trying to like spice it up I'm like hey Greg. Let's use a caulk ring and the mother fuckers like Like freaking out

I'm like, let's just try it. Let's not a caulk ring, but um you know those rings they put on for the bar break Yeah, yeah, I think it's in the caulk ring There's a reason why there wasn't a sex scene with Jabba the Hut in return of the Jedi. It's off. I don't want to think about her having sex with someone that's gross. It's a bit of a turn off. It's like with every turn on this show, there was something gross and that's the way it started with me because the first thing I checked out was one of the videos and in it, I've shortened it as my clip won. They have that intro with the music playing and Chelsea makes a noise. She makes a lot of mouth noises.

Yes. Okay. So she makes one of those weird type of noises and then Paige picks up on it and listen to what she says after she notices it. It ready. We're going viral. There it is. Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host, Chelsea Lynn.

And I'm your host, Paige Jen. Woohoo! When the song started, your mouth made that pussy noise like... Oh, I didn't even hear it. Oh, right. Pussy noise. Fuck it. When the song started your mouth made that pussy noise like Pussy noise Yeah, maybe you know maybe hers maybe I yeah, that's what I want to hear I want to hear her discuss how her pussy sounds Should be seen and not heard Like children I don't know what you're putting sounds like. Maybe yours, stay but there's a little extra goop in yours.

Oh God, you know what? I forgot the reason why I think that that fart video is what put them on the map is because the long version of this song, the page Page made has the far in it. Check this out. This is the full version of, it's called Virol featuring Blue Fart. It ready we're going viral. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Oh, basically, if you're at elementary school and you're hearing this podcast, you're going

these women are hilarious. They talk about farts and pussy sowns. These are the funniest women on the planet. But if you're over the age of 10, you think this is terrible. This is not a good show. I couldn't figure out what I was more off put by page talking about what she talked about and what they talk about later on in the show or I equated it to the male version of that. John talking about working up a good batch of come. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're saving his batch

for his date. Yes, save working up a good batch come fucking. And that's fucking me saying it. Well, you can't have a super sexy show with two gross girls without having some sexy period talk. And I was on the worst period the last couple days. I leaked through everything. Chelsea. There's blood on the light switches. Stop.

Oh, I leaked in the at her. Like a taxi. She was free bleeding everywhere. But why? Just the pussy bleeding. That's gross. Fuck. Yeah. God damn it.

All right, so if anyone's not fully erected right now, I can't imagine you aren't. You heard pig. You heard in that clip, there's a guy, his name's Brett, and they talk about Brett's butthole, because I mean, you were on the free beer at Hot Wing show, I'm sure you guys talked about it, so this butthole's quite a bit.

Oh yeah. All the time, that was a big part of the radio show. Yeah, you should see Hot Wing's asshole. Success! Yeah, over here, look at this thing. Yeah. Brett took a video of himself in Mexico, son-taining his butthole.

Yes. And we've always talked about how Brett has a weird looking butthole. It looks like he has pussy lips on his butthole. Something's off there. It was disgusting. He goes, can you calm off? Fill me, son-tunning my butthole, and I'm doing it. And then I freaking look inside. He's spread

bacon lips and bacon lips. That's where it is. I look inside and the housekeeper is right there at the window. Watching y'all. Yeah, we didn't know she's there. So long story short, Maggie has never seen his butthole. I've heard about it. Yeah. I've heard about it. Yeah. Legend. So we are going to show, we can't show you guys because we'll get de-platformed, but, um, but Brett is going to show Maggie a picture of his butthole right now. Oh, you hold it. Here's Maggie's reaction right now. Did you take a screenshot? Yeah, here we go. Riveting stuff, huh? Eric. Poor Eric. You know, fucking. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. a lot of people who do like this shit. Um, and with the workable back. Yeah, fucking, I mean, it's fun talking about it now and hindsight. It's like, that's more fun than actually hearing that segment, but Jesus Christ, I, I just cannot figure out these people. And then that page page has a weird thing. I don't know if you struggled with this, but when she talks, her level's like super low. And she's real like, yeah, meek, sounding,

she's like, uh, a weird child. In fact, I have a clipper on HeroQuick, sorry to cut you off, Eric. Yeah, it's all right. But one of the first things they started talking about, she's so much, her level is so much lower because Vinny, the hot, is screaming into her microphone. And so the page just sounds like a little kid.

Go comment, go share, go like it, you like, go just do what everyone want to do. Anything. And we pick randomly. So did we tell the listeners that we added a art? No, go ahead. Yeah, we got a art highlight for our Instagram. So if you make art or have sent it to us, tag us and we'll share it on our highlights. Very much a child. Yeah, art. We have an art. or have sent it to us, tag us, and we'll share it on our highlights. Very much a child. Yeah, we have a lot of, I don't know. She reminds me of a millhouse.

She sounds like millhouse to me from the fucking Simpsons. I'm really into this ball and cup party. You never know which way it's going to go. No one told me. You can let the whole thing fucking fly. Jesus. Chris got the fastest fucking figure in the business over here. It's out of top. All right, what else did you pick up on Eric?

Well, I picked up on page. And she did it right there in that clip. She has a tendency to really take a hard left or a right turn, no matter what Chelsea is talking about. Okay. At least one example of that, maybe two, if you go to my cut to Chelsea is encouraging subscribers. And then page next sentence completely off the subject.

And honestly, we can't, we're doing as much as we can. We can't do that unless you guys hit the download button. So now it's on you. Yeah. And my armpits, I already know, paid your armpits or Harry. I forgot I didn't shave them and I'm wearing the Moo Moo. How Harry nobody would know if you didn't plant your armpit in front of a camera right now. There wasn't any. Wow. Okay. That's cool. Hey, by the way, you guys got to check this out. It was nothing. It was just oh by the any. Wow. Okay. That's cool. Hey, by the way, you guys got to check this out. It was nothing.

It was just oh, by the way, look at this. Yeah. They're, they're programming director is going to have a talking with them. Yeah. There's going to be some notes. Look at them to go over after that broadcast. Guys, you got a transition. I mean, you can't just have a segment that a segment.

You got to let people know you switch gears. Yeah. Break them in there. She does that again in my, in my cut, 10 got a lot of people know you switch a gear. Yeah. Break him in there. She does that again in my in my cut, 10, another example of page randomly interjecting to show how stupid she is because she's talking about watching the Idaho, the guy who killed all those people, the, the shit on court TV. And she's my brother, my brother Brian coberger. Yeah, I think we're related. She's stumped by the fact that they use a certain word that everyone on the planet knows except her. My patreon's cheat. Do you do something like it in for why a 16? That's just what it came out to me. You know, $5 a month 16 since today.

Hey, why do they call it an affer David? Afford David. Huh? I can court. Yeah. I don't know. Affa David. Yeah.

Affa David. Afford David. That's just the name. I know. That's just the name for it. That's fucking weird. Where'd that go from? That's like your black front.

Afford David. Hey, should we get Afford David over here? Yeah. Why not? Just watching that Idaho case and I hear Afro David a lot. And I'm like, why? It's a written statement confirmed by author affirmation for use as evidence and support. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Fucking

check me over here. We know. Afro David was born in 1963. That's incredible. What a thing. What an idiot. I mean, this woman, you know, and she, she fucking, she, she, she has her own page where all she does is fall.

I don't know if you saw that. No. Hey, page is known as the chick. She wasn't she felt is fall. I don't know if you saw that. No. Hey, page is known as the chick. She was like, she fell like face. Yeah. She's got a nose. It's bigger than mine. But she has about 60,000 or so YouTube followers. And all she does is in public places, she'll fall. Oh, nice. Fake fall. And that's, that's what she's known to do that in the fart and then she knows that Chevy Chase already did that 1975. Of course. Of course.

That's not really original. Now speaking of her big nose, they're able to smell things very well. And if you're wondering, who would listen to this? Who would listen to these gross girls? Well, their listeners are also gross girls. I have a weird health condition and I want to know if anyone has heard of this or has it. So the women in my family, we are from British descent and every single one of us, if we eat fish, our pussy, and our pee, will smell like fish for about 72 hours. I recently went to England to visit family, and you know, in England, you eat fish and chips. And the entire trip, my shrimp were singing and it smelled like fish. Oh fucking. So now you

might wonder how is Vinnie the hot guy to respond to a voice smell like that. Well here Here you go, there's your answer. Mine smells like a, you know, three day old trout, almost 20. Oh my. Chelsea goes, my pussy smells like a fish basket today. Come in here and smell it. And the stall. And the whole stall smelled like a fucking Joe's crab. Yeah.

I should have told you to bring a Bobbitt bag today. I'm sorry, Eric. I know. I haven't prepared for the show. It breaks my heart that sweet souls, like DeMarre Hamlin struggle with something terrible that happens to them. And the sick bitches are alive right now. Well, DeMarre Hamlin's alive too, you know.

Well, you know, yeah, I know he's alive, but I mean, he's in a rough goal. Why can't they have a fucking heart? why can't they have a fucking hard one? Why can't they have a place for the bills? So what you're saying is you wish cardiac arrest on these women. Absolutely. And it will certainly. Yeah.

She's given time. Rather than later. Especially for Vinnie. Especially for Vinnie. Vinnie Lizzo. Vinnie Lizzo. Yeah, give a time. It's coming.

Holy shit. Her talking about when her pussy smells like. I already knew that by the way, which she goes all three day old, throughout 24 or seven of them. Again, no, I can tell. Thank you so much for YouTube. That's how your pussy smells.

It's a problem. It's not good. Yeah. Yeah. And then another color call is in. And this color made her new boyfriend listen to their show. Hey y'all, I had a question mainly for all of you guys because I'm Chelsea.

I'm a guy and I started listening to the podcast last week with him. And he nearly turned it off and I was like, oh my god, what the fuck is this? I'm like, are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? We kind of got into a small argument, but I feel like I should give more time on listening to the podcast to him. I just don't think he we had it at a good spot with his. Guys are going to like the show. It's terrible. No, no, they're not. This is disgusting. It's disgusting.

It's not it's not funny to us. We don't find your your pussy smelling like garbage funny. Right. Are you a boring guy? Nope. No. If we were sitting around talking about the amount of calm that comes out of our Dix, it would be the same thing on this show. And we don't do that shit. So fuck them. Yeah, this isn't Southern John stand-up act. We're not going to talk about how much calm we're putting into our bellies. You're listening to drop-in loads. How do you show? Who are these

load droppers? So they respond to the fact that this guy didn't like their show upon first listening. Not every episode is a banger, not every moment of the pod is a banger. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Thanks for explaining to me that sometimes the episodes are bad. I'm glad that you understand that. Okay.

This is annoying her. She does, because she's serious there. She doesn't, she's not rolling with it. She's offended that someone doesn't like her show. That's why she's going that route. Oh, yeah, of course. And the idea that someone would enjoy their show, these are the kinds of people who are like, well, that's on them. They're the asshole of this scenario. It's no, you guys are not funny in your growth. And hard to listen to in a lot of ways.

And hard to look at. Very difficult to look at for sure. You're garbage. Human garbage. hard to look at. Very difficult to look at for sure. You're garbage, human garbage. Eric, what else you got, buddy? I want to focus on this because if you were just listening to the audio, you would be able to determine, and you didn't know who it was, and didn't know who these people were at all, you would be able to figure out that Chelsea is a fucking white Lizzo. And that is because, first of all, in this segment, they're, I don't know why they're laughing so hysterically about shout out like this.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's how you can tell. I got a plus sign's getting out. On my cut six, they're talking about how, for some reason, shout outs are funny. Okay. Listen, shout out, get your, go ahead and give them a shout out shout out to all the

manufacturers out there and if you have anybody else who need to shout out let us know who you shout out because listen the shout out will never stop because everyone everyone's job makes the world go round literally. Uh-huh. You can hear the clogged arteries. Yes. Uh, if you play my number seven, that's the ISO of the laugh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh. Sounds like they're deflating a balloon slowly. I was thinking, jaws with the fingers on the chalkboard. Jesus Christ. But my principal uncertainty, writes, usually I'm against eugenics. We don't wish ill of anybody over here at Hoard's podcast.

We're all just at it for the fun, guys. And I'll take care of this. So more on that more discussion about shout outs is my cut eight literally each episode. We shout out a new queen. We do. I don't know what they're laughing at. I'm not under I just couldn't follow along with what they were doing there. And they're laughing so. I'm not under, I just couldn't follow along with what they were doing there. And they're laughing so hard.

I mean, what a pop. Eric, is our job easy? Are we trying too hard? Why? Because sometimes I find shows like this that have a following, that have an audience. And I go, I put so much work into my show and try so hard. And I should just I put so much work into my show and try so hard.

And I should just be going on and making art pit sounds. And I'm particularly producer Chris. I actually have thought the exact same thing. Right. What am I, am I that shitty? I mean, I'm happy when there's a few thousand people who might hear my show in a day. And these fucking people, they blow farts out of their ass

and the whole world sees it. It's remarkable. We should just gait a lot of weight and stop trying. See what happens. That's my New Year's resolution. I'm going to gait away and put less work into things. See what happens. All right, here's a call that comes in with a question.

And they have nothing for this. This is a longer clip, but a big part of their show is they play voicemails of people. Hi honey. Oh, and also they call their listeners, honey's or each other, honey's and the callers call them, honey's. Very cute. Yeah. I love it when people do that with their podcast.

Shut up, back slapper. Hi honey. I like just wondering if you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 billion people on earth but here at once, what would it be? I want to know what everyone in the room would say so like Stop eating Blue fur if you'll have someone extra there too I Think mine would be Jodie B says watch your pussy I'll 7.8 billion people not a bad one right roll that beautiful bean footage think that would be mine anyway love you honey

oh yeah love you honey roll that beautiful bean footage oh shit you could say something to all 7.8 billion people in the world telepath path I would say you're doing great 8 billion people in the world. Telepathically. I would say, you're doing great. No, pipe people up. That's all fucked, dude. I'm just being like, hey, chump-aids. Look, what would you say if you had the chance

to speak to everyone? I would just honestly say something like, you're doing the best you can, that's enough, that's good enough, and everything will be okay in your love. Are you gonna finish that? Great jokes there, Vitty. Well done. So they finally figure out the joke here, and there's something

that I want to point out is that Vinny likes to repeat whatever the skinny ugly girl says. Vinny and skinny. Yeah, Vinny and skinny. So Vinny likes to eat what skinny says and pretends like it's her joke. She does it a couple of times. Here's one example. I'll say, like your sister's policy. Can you imagine the world waiting for some some signal that they they know they're everybody's about to hear someone speak like something's gonna have like something's gonna happen. Like everyone's looking up. Everyone's looking up thinking it's gonna be God or aliens or something like that. Someone's gonna speak to us telepathically and tell us something. Tell us, you know, and also, we hear, leak your sisters.

Hey, chomp is leak your sisters, pussy. And they're like, huh? Dude, I would give a whole shit. That's what Paige already said. Yeah, hold that build up to get to the same punchline Jingle out She goes I would give in applause I would give it applause for that hey guys send art something art art Son art to us all right, so here's another example of Vinny repeating the joke.

Wow. What if he was like, oh, what if you're in front of 7.8 billion people, you got the mic, you hold your phone up, they go go to, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I'm crying. Jesus Christ, that's infuriating. they go go to. I made something cry. Jesus Christ. That's infuriating. If a page was so stupid and had already forgotten that she said the joke first, you probably would be pissed. Yeah, even Carl's men see it. Didn't like repeat the joke right after the guy was up there. You gotta make it seem like it's yours to try to fool people into that. Fucking idiot. you kind of make it seem like it's yours to try to fool people into that. Fuck it.

And when they start the show, it starts out very slowly. They spend a lot of time kind of saying nothing, which is the whole show, but they don't really get into anything right away. And then Chelsea decides to jump into her tour dates. Now most people would say, Hey, I'm on tour. I'm going to be in your neck of the woods all across America. Go to my website if you want to see it because you're going to drive people to those pages. No, she lists every fucking city. My cut three and I sped it up. This is one full minute of announcing cities condensed.

Get your tickets. Okay. I'm going to be in Richmond, Virginia, Charles town west Virginia, Charleston, South Carolina Thank you come see me get your tickets eat my trash com Alright, there it is. Eat my trash. Is that real with our real URL? Yeah, that is, that is. And in that also, she gets tripped up because she's saying all these cities

and she gets to the Pennsylvania city that's fucking her up. And she skips the name of the city because she doesn't know how to pronounce it. Okay. Now right away I thought maybe she was doing the old Wilkes Barry Wilkes Bear or something like that. Sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait till you hear the city that trip this, that trip up Chelsea, cut number four. Yeah, I wonder if you say a bunch of those cities wrong? Well, that's why I skipped and I just said Pennsylvania because I didn't know how to say the city. So I just said Pennsylvania. What is it? how to say the city. So I just said Pennsylvania. What is it? Well, I guess it's easy.

Ben Salem. Oh, Jesus. Well, that's retarded. It's literally spelt just the way it's said. Ben and Salem all together. Will you stoop it idiot? I thought for sure. What are you Philadelphia?

I was really Philadelphia that hard. Pit Pillad Delta, Delta, yeah. Some small town in Pennsylvania, whatever. Yeah, I wanted to that's our tour dates. New York, Pennsylvania, Florida, California. No dates. There was a doubt whenever we feel like going, we'll see you there. This, this Chelsea chick, she's, she's kind of everywhere. Um, I, I've seen her doing

like she makes appearances as a hill as a redneck chick and like on the sidelines of sporting events. What? And yeah, I saw one clip of her with kid rock and, and, and he, you know, he like slammed a beer and started making out with a chicken. It was her. He was making out with her. And that's how that's how she does a lot of her appearances. Did she swallow him? Fuck, I don't know. It's still with us.

This chick is legit. I mean, she's got tons of followers. She makes tons of money, but she can't buy any furniture. She's tons. And she's tons. Yes, she's tons. The Zaykhayyang strikes a bucket and sniper. Fucking sniper. Yeah, well you set me up. Come on.

I had no idea. I didn't realize that these women, she's, we're doing things. Yeah, she's everywhere. You're watching what they do over the holidays. Yeah, fuck you. I'm not going to. I can't, she's a fully If you want to do it with the Hollywood, you can't even go around. I can't even, she's a fully in-state right now. And parts of Canada.

Cut five. This is what she did over the holidays to stay in shape. Carl. Been trying to chill. Fucking, Sean, the audio engineer of the D the dick show had the funniest fucking line. They were talking about this really fat check and he goes, dude, if she steps out off the curb, you have to go around and you want to gas. Been trying to chill the last couple of weeks,

at least took a week off and didn't do anything. For New Year's, Beth was like, do you guys want to go? I was like, don't even finish what you're about to say. Cause I'm not going nowhere and I'm not doing nothing. So you just chilled on the couch? Oh yeah, we played, what's that called jackbox? Yeah, we played jackbox and we just ate. And we didn't stop eating.

That's our jacks out. Yeah, like no shit Sherlock. Holy shit. Jody Bee just posted something that's really depressing me in the discord. It turns out that Chelsea chick was on the Tim Dylan show. Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. What is going on here?

Eric James. She's the real deal, Carl. We are punching up today. Yeah. Is that what's going on? First time, yeah. Well, you could tell we're great broadcasters. How do I put what I'm thinking? Like, all right.

So here's a fun idea that they came up with for some content on TikTok. We have to get on TikTok and just film ourselves sleep and live. What? Yes, there are people who go live and they'll like turn on a little night light and like go live as they're sleeping and Paige wants me and her to do that. I go all it's gonna be is just us fartin' real and I.

Yes, so we just do that. What are you fucking loud? Just fart's only live. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah live That's terrific. That's terrific. Maybe maybe don't workshop everything on the show You know they have found a niche, okay? This is a remarkable niche. It's a subculture of these skisie Skanky horrible human beings and it's it's fantastic. I mean, it's not fantastic It's incredible that it's happening, you know? Well, so she could have the idea

that we should do a TikTok video where we're sleeping. And instead of the other retarded saying, well, that's really stupid, who would want to watch that? They decide that's a pretty good idea. Just no sound would be funny. All of us sleeping throughout the night. You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Because that's what people like on tiktok. No sound.

And someone just sitting there with their eyes closed. Yep. Yep. That's what goes by her all on tiktok. The game has passed us by fuck. Yeah. And I think of that. I'm not even making money while sleeping. God damn it. Trying to any views. There's a moment on each show when Brett is allowed to speak.

Staff for Brett to lean in. Okay. And he talks. And he apparently he's into sports memorabilia and cards. And he had a very expensive Michael Jordan card, but Chelsea did something to it. My cut number nine. My best card, I think, is the Michael Jordan card. It's worth about $45,000, but since Chelsea ruptured on her pussy, I'm hoping it can maybe go for 100,000. Oh, you know, oh God. I have never been exposed to a radio show

that's even close to being as fucking disgusting as this one. This is the grossest thing that's ever been brought. When you set that grip up, my joke was going to be she probably rubbed it on her pussy. And then that was the actual thing that she rubbed a Michael Jordan card on her pussy. Oh my god. You know what they say? Let's go black. Anyway. Oh shit gross. All right. So there's a fun little clip here where Vinnie doesn't know what skinny is talking about and neither do I. We've tried to do something before because people wanted a raffle to like Fly here or hang out with us or something if we could do a big-ass

Competition like once a year That'd be cool. We have to still figure that out though because wasn't it like illegal? I don't even know what you're talking about She gave up. She was going, uh-huh. She was, yes, yes. She was trying and then she goes, and what do we figure out with that? Oh, shit.

I was just trying to be blind. I'll leave you behind. I didn't think that was going back to me. Is that, is that, Carl, is that what it's like when I'm talking? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Oh, shit. Uh-huh. Listen,huh. Uh-huh. Oh, shit. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. And then this continues to be gross. They want to do a contest for the listeners. And Skinny has a really dumb idea. Let us know in the comments what you want to see.

It could be art. It could be, yeah it could be fucking your stretchiness. Maybe somebody's really stretchy. Uh-huh. I like that idea. Where that came from. Just the brain. I was thinking of limber people. Cause, oh, yeah, you know, some people can like suck their own deck. Yeah. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. That'd be a fun contest. You guys should do that in the air. Xan Show. Hey, if you could Fuck. Well, actually, that's a great idea. I think that would be a big hitter.

How about the fact that when she talks is you can actually hear the under bite. Oh, yeah. You can hear that. And it sounds like she's got like styrofoam in her mouth or some shit when she gets up to the microphone. It's very, very strange. No, that's a cheeseburger. That's definitely a cheeseburger. All right. So they're talking about strutsiness for whatever reason.

I still can't understand. And then this is sad. And some chicks can literally stick coat cans in their pussies and buttholes. I've never wanted to see anyone search history less than video over here. Many lizards. What is she looking at? So then, yeah, Brett comes up with an idea for this.

All right, because they're talking about stretchiness and then shoving things in their vaginas. And you explain this one to me. All right, because we're talking about stretching this and then shoving things in the in their vaginas and You explain this one to me called a competition and we'll call it competition. That's good brat. Good job. Thanks They taught you making special needs and maybe he is that's that's good competition. Yeah, that's pretty funny I don't I don't get it. Is he saying competition or competition dude? I don't get it I mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll put that on the fridge over here. Real good job. Jesus Christ.

And then they do an ad read for like CBD or something. And maybe this isn't their fault, maybe this is the copy, but I can't imagine it is. The holidays are awesome, but listen, listen, they can be really stressful too. Travel, last minute cooking, family coming in, I mean, I literally could go on and you know that. Last minute cooking. That's one of the stressors of the holiday season. Oh, it's what he two meals today.

Quick thought turkey. Jesus, last minute cooking. Try, try this. It's going to be a minute. Have a snack. It's going to be a minute. I have to cook this. Jesus Christ.

I don't know what they're talking about. I'm very depressed now. I didn't realize that they were as popular as they are. And I don't know what they're talking about. I'm very depressed now. I didn't realize that they were as popular as they are and I don't understand it. And that's really my job in life is to understand who are these podcasts. And I don't get it. Yeah, well, when I sent you the viral clip of the fart,

I was like, he's got to have seen this. And she's, you know, she had, that's been around since like 2016 and it's like, uh-oh, but I can understand why you wouldn't have seen that though because she's a, this is fucking gross. Yeah, this is not my thing. No, this is literally not my thing. All right. Let's move on to cringe of the week.

Crinch of the week. Crinch of the week comes in from our buddy Adam Thoreau and he says, meet Glendora Fulsome. She has been on public access television since 1972. This is where Twitter bio says, world's longest running TV show performer, 75 public access stations, 13,500 plus shows, 2,888 plus videos YouTube,

94 years old no doctors vegan, activists for animal right. Not a proofreader though. She loves animals, she hates proofreading. All right, let's see what she's up to. I got a couple examples out here. Oh my god, look at her. What is the temperature today?

This is hilarious because she talks to Google like Google's a person. I mean, someday we'll all be talking to robots like this, but 2023 this is weird. Just, you know, in case somebody fights us on a time capsule, they're like, of course, it's a tiny time to Google, what are you talking about, Carl? Hey, Google, what is the temperature today? Oh no. Current. What?

I'm sorry Google, I interrupt to you. What is the temperature today? Did it call or a cut? I think it called or a cut. Google, what is the temperature today? In NASA today, expect a high of 82 and a low of 57. 82 and 67. Really?

I'll put the acrylic blankets out to air today. They love that fresh air. And they come in with such an all factory pleasure. She's telling Google what she's going to do. Oh, thanks, Google. I put the winds out today. So it's nice. I actually am very entertained by that. So it's nice. I actually am very entertained by that. It is cringeworthy and it's sad, but fuck, that's funny.

All right, here's another one. Did you like her so much? This is a joke that she tells. And then after telling the joke, she just starts talking about vegan foods for whatever reason. Hi folks, it's Condor the nursery school teacher said we are all free. The little boys said I am four. Meatless meats, cedar lakes, vegan chicken, Worthington, meatless ham, wine star farms, veggie bacon, Corn, Vegetarian sausage patties, and Loma Linda Fagan hot dogs.

I like the 1981 IBM Texas Instruments, Texas at the bottom. It's Google Glendora Fools. Speaking spell. Well, it's only a matter of time before I'm on her show now. So I am, I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, if you want to beat a card of and Dr. Steve in line. I played some clips on the latest, who are these socials episode?

But I was on Harrison Young's topic time that is now available on YouTube. People should check that out. What a fucking bizarre show that was. Holy crap. I thought for sure he'd be interviewing me, but nope, not the case. Also, I got an email from Jeff Heisen,

a little while back, and I forgot to tell everyone, Jeff Heisen, of course, Tom Meyers sidekick on Tom Meyers versus the rest of the world. And we played some of his standup on the show and Jeff Heisen says, Hi guys, I enjoyed the show. I appreciate the exposure.

I'm now up to 18 subscribers. Thanks for the laughs. Best wishes, Jeff Heisen. So thank you. He's rolling with it. He's rolling with it. He's like, I would like to actually laugh at some joke someday.

So I do appreciate that he's cool with that and he sent that in. Hey, I think because Eric Zane was railing against Chad Zumak years before we did. He is the, when it comes to calling Chad Zumak a hack. I think we gotta get into some Zumak talk. It's time to mock. Zumak. And I wanna start off with a song parody that came in from Doug from Who's Rights. Not often you get song parody's coming in from Doug from Who's Rights, so you know it's gonna be good

So I get to the club and I step on stage my jokes fall flat now I'm in a rage So I scream from the top of my lungs, please. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Nailed it right there. Oh my gosh. I am very happy to say that we are joined by special guests today. Aaron Imholt from SteelToe. What's up, Aaron? Nothing. I don't know what I have to do with anything Chad Zumak related, but thanks for having

me. Okay. So let me explain what I have here for us today. Aaron, of course, from the Steel Toe morning show, also someone who has some things to say about Chad Zubak and his style of entertaining. So, style of what? Yeah.

Chad recently did a live stream. He does these from time to time, and then he immediately deletes them. And fortunately, I have people out there who helped me out who record these things and send them to me. And boy was he going off on you because he found out Anthony Cumia just to the steel toe show. And this pissed him off. I was wondering if I'd hear from Opie or Chad first. I didn't know who it would be, but I am, you know, secretly tickled to know that it was

the lovely, talented and newly sober Chad Zuma. Yes, correct. He's sober. He's loving it. He's addicted to being sober. I think he says at what point this? He's the best he's ever been. He's the best he's ever been.

He's always set the bar low. He's already seen differences of himself. He's cracking about it. Now, Aaron, you have not seen this yet, right? Oh, I have not. I'm very excited. And Eric, you haven't seen this either, right? Nope, I have not.

Okay, perfect. Because I wanted to get the reaction from both of you. Let's start off with somebody tells Chad Anthony Cumia did Aaron show. So this is his real-time reaction to that. Yeah, today did 90 minutes with that fuck? Boy Anthony, wait a ruin, whatever fucking legacy you have by going on some fucking open mic or show for 90 minutes. How bored are you? Alright.

So Anthony is ruined as legacy by going on, Karen show. And by the way, Aaron, I didn't know that you were an open micer. I thought that you were a morning jack. I thought was your shot. I thought I was just a morning hack, but apparently I'm an open-micro. Takes one to know on, I suppose. I suppose so. I know you've done stand-up before, but that's not really what you're known for. Boy, talk about the curtain jerker calling the open-micro hack. All right. So you could tell he's very upset that Anthony was on his show for 90 minutes. Yeah, Anthony was.

He was very generous with his time and he was very funny and yeah, we had a great time. I don't know why that would upset someone so much. Wow. He is very upset. He thought that Anthony was better than that. Good for Anthony for going on a shit show. What's next, a public access show? Hey. Yeah.

Anthony, you're better than that. You're better than going on a show that's way beneath you. But whatever. I'm glad he doesn't care. No, he obviously does not care. And he doesn't care. Yeah, he obviously does not care. And he doesn't care. Yeah, I'm jealous because I tried to get that type of blowback from him years ago. And he did, I just got blocked.

And that was it. He's extremely thin skinned, never said shit about it. I only said shit about me once. Oh, Eric. And then that was it. He texted me about that. He goes, who the fuck is this air exam guy? Because when you were talking shit about it, he was all sorts of buttered about it.

Yeah. Since then, he's more responsive to these moments. And that's excellent. That's excellent work. What would I love about this is that people go in his chat to tell him this stuff to elicit exactly this reaction. Like the person who chat to tell him this stuff to elicit exactly this reaction. Like the person who went to tell him this wasn't going there to be like, Hey Chad, just thought you might like to know they're like watch what the watch what he's going to do. Chad is like 2d chess over here. I told you one point, some of your things. All right, so this is Chad projecting and we weren't a lot about Chad with his immediate reaction.

He didn't think this out. He hasn't really thought about this. He just learned that his buddy Anthony, who he's been on Anthony's show so many times, he looks up to him. He's just destroyed his legacy by talking to Aaron in April for 90 minutes. I'm sure it was fantastic. I guarantee that fucking try hard. It's probably the biggest guess he's ever got

He's probably like nervous. He's like, oh my god. I get the doctor. Come here. He's probably jerking off to it like yeah, I fucking did it. Yeah Yeah Stayed up all night shaking Fucking dork Wow, I've never offended. I'm never mad. I'm never mad. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I. Yeah. I love it. And he might, he hasn't heard the interview yet. And if I were Chad and I were already mad that Anthony and I spoke for an hour and a half, don't listen to the interview because two of Anthony's favorite topics to keep coming back to to make fun of. One obviously Greg Opie Hughes. His second favorite was Chad Zuma. Oh my God. All right. You ever want to stop as he's doing this video. He's walking through a neighborhood. Do you know? Can you imagine the neighbors looking out at this crazed, loon, a psychopath? I didn't open around, but there's at one point, there's a guy out in his driveway, like working on

his car and Chant just in front of him, yelling into his phone. I get a mansion. What these people think? There must be welfare checks being called in. Yeah. All the whole stuff. They're in one hand and they're about to hit dial and they go, oh, no, it's zoom on again. Never mind. I thought it was a vagrant. Yeah. When do we get homeless people around here? Jesus. Can I can I ask because I'm still establishing the timeline because a lot of what I have for you when we feature it involves Chad V. Aaron. What happened? What is it the same scenarios?

What I did? I just didn't like them and I precipitated a fight or what? So the Stuttering John stuff started, you know, taking off and then Chad said he was going to jump in. And on our show, we saw it and we'd never heard of Chad before, but we immediately kind of diagnosed exactly what it was, what he was without knowing it. We're like, all this guy's just trying to hop on to try and get some traction. He's just trying to piggyback off of other stuff and he won't admit it. And then it really

struck a nerve with him. Okay. He started bringing us up in the same breath as what a piece of shit Carl is and what a piece of shit, Chrissy and Frank are and all that stuff. And we just kept playing it. Like every time he spoke, we'd play it. We'd make fun of him. And then it just really, I mean, he is. Well, the best part, if I could just elaborate on that, the best part, Aaron, was at first you knew everything about your show.

And then you didn't know who you were or where you were from. They're from like North Dakota or something. I think his show. And then you didn't know who you were, where you're from, they're from North Dakota or something. I think his name is Bill. I don't know. He tried to pull one of those boobs. Yeah, it was, it's so, I mean, he was just always so much fun

to tease and make fun of. But now it's not even a colorful spiral. It's like the guy hit the gr, like he did the spiral, he hit the ground and now he's continuing to burrow into the earth like the laws of physics don't apply to the downfall of Chad Zomak. He hit the object and then continues to bury beneath it. He can't be held by the laws of physics.

And yet still maintains that he's winning all the time. Oh, he goes out and on in this live stream, talking about how when people bet against him, he always wins and he always comes out on top. And it's like, dude, look at where you are right now. You're not on top. That's all that ain't big. That must be a hell of a point spread. I tell you what, if you do,

you're gonna be, holy shit. All right, this is great because now, what you're gonna see here is him trying to figure out what Anthony would even talk to Aaron about Oh, hey, this comes out for a while. I'll take this out And if you're a follower and you believe in his he contradicts himself all the time goes back on everything He says really doesn't stand for shit and you can tell he's a narcissist for no reason. He's talking about you, by the way. He's talking about me?

He's talking about you. I mean, I make it very clear on my program numerous times I have zero convictions. But you know what I'm going back on. My problem with this though, is if you're gonna call somebody out for something this specifically, give an example. Just a single example is all I'm gonna need for you.

If I was like, Chad Zubuck's never said a funny joke. I can give you 38 examples. I have them on my board right here. You've literally played, and I look through the stand up, and you watch it not be funny. I would just come on here and be like,

you know what, I know only about Chad Zubuck, he's not funny. All right, move it on. There's a proof of anything. All right, that's not, there's a proof anything. But all right, let's go. I'm gonna start this over again. That was you know, he's talking about you. This gets very funny.

And if you're a follower and you believe in his, he contradicts himself all the time, goes back on everything he says, really doesn't stand for shit. And you can tell he's a narcissist for no reason. And his ego got shattered by me and he can't let it go. He cannot let it go after he admitted defeat. Do you remember admitting defeat there?

I do actually forget, I don't know if you have it on your board or if anybody has a clip, I do not recall this admitting defeat moment, but I'm sure when Chad swears to God, he believes he heard it. I'm sure when he repeats it in his head, it sounds great. You know, he's developing tits too. Yeah.

And he's starting to look like one of the people, if you ever saw that movie, Cocoon about the old folks, that's what he reminds me of one of the people in that fucking movie. He was on, I watched a little MLC today. I literally watched five minutes of it. And the entire chat was talking about how fat chat was. The entire chat was going over under 280 and they were all guessing over and like he's tipping three bills. I mean, that whole, that show has stopped being about like people watching a show.

It's now just hundreds of people in a chat entertaining each other with creative ways to shit on Chad's. Oh, God, it's, it's remarkable. The, um, how John Fades, because of he's not doing anything to this has taken up. It's, it's just supplanted. It's remarkable. I think I, Chad's whole obsession with victory and defeat, must come from the fact, this is the only diagnosis I can give, is that he fired his big atom bomb, which was the kids

and the ex-wife stuff and all of that. And then we kept releasing videos, kept watching his streams, kept making fun of them, and he went, oh shit, I don't, I don't have anything else. So I'll just say I won and then shout it 80 times. He's not convincing me on that one. Yeah. He's up. He's like, you guys are providing all these examples because yeah, you got divorced. What an asshole. What a dick. Oh, also, and he predicts that April will also leave you eventually, which is another W for Chad. Someday, April's I'm gonna want to be with him anymore.

I would again. Of course. I'm eight years older when I'm 50 and even closer than now. Of course, she's gonna bail. That's not a fair prediction to make. We've got to set a, I wouldn't call that, that's your limitations on that prediction. a fair prediction to make we've got to set a uh...

you know that the patients on that prediction i agree with that i want to get back to this clip and i bet you any amount of money i know how this guy thinks i guarantee he had cool me on and he probably brought me up right out of the gate just because

his narcissistic injury in his ego was blown. I, all right. This is hilarious. You know what's funny about that? I have to say, I didn't bring chat up. You're Anthony shirt. You brought up, you brought up Opie.

And what, what Chad is saying here, he goes, this guy is such a narcissist. He probably talked about me. That's what a narcissist would think. You idiot. Right. Do you not realize what you're doing right now, you moron. If I was in narcissistic, I would just talk about myself to Anthony the whole time.

I wouldn't go, Hey, I want that. It's like an asshole. Chad. Chad makes it about him immediately. I bet you any amount of money. He talks about me immediately. He's like, well, how much money? Because you lost.

Well, whoever took him off on Anthony being on the show, this is the reaction they wanted. And he is providing it in Spain. I know. Thank you. It's very much like you broke up with someone and you heard they were on a date with someone else. You're like, I bet you they talked shit about me the whole time. Yeah. That is that term is his go to tur. He's he's been doing that for literally years.

Uh, but Christchurch, a narcissist. John Lennon's a narcissist. Oh, Chrissychurch is a narcissist. John Lennon's a narcissist. Oh, Chrissy Mayer's a narcissist. Chrissy Mayer's Frank Pellegrino's a narcissist. They're not a narcissist. They're not a narcissist. It's like, I don't know if you're getting that word right. You're, I think you're kind of,

I think you're making that too broad of a turd. But I'll be also saying this though, he's talking about people in show business. People in show business tend to be narcissists. It's not that surprising. You kind of have to toot your own horn. I heard her to make a living, you know what? I mean, fucking a, it's okay, guilty, what else?

What else? No shit. He might have just dicked up the entire end section of the dictionary, because he doesn't know narcissistic, and he doesn't know the word narrative. So, that might be a theme. He brings that up again too, that we're setting the narrative.

And meanwhile, all this guy tries to do, he even said, and I don't have this clip, so I'll just say it, he talks about how good things are going on, Missouri loves company, since he came back to the show. Oh, he talks about, actually, you know, I do have a clip on that. Let's finish this one first.

Because I know how this guy thinks. I guarantee. He didn't even know what your name was a month ago. And now he knows how you think. I think that was my every one. And he probably brought me up right out of the gate just because his narcissistic injury and his ego was blown. I guarantee it.

I will put money down. I know how this guy thinks. This guy's a fucking wannabe. This guy's ego is, oh, he's hurting. He's hurting. And he tried to manipulate his audience. He'll try to make people think a certain way. And he probably took Anthony down a weird row because Anthony will go where the wind blows. But he says, like, oh, this guy's great. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, he's great. He's like, oh, this guy stinks. He's, oh, yeah, he stinks. He just goes with the wind blows. Boy, Chad has everybody figured out. He's got this is a, this is a God. He had this is Sigmund Freud in 2023. He knows the stuff. Yeah. He, you know, Anthony, you know, he's just a weak willed, but that's a weird insult to lob it. Anthony, because he probably knew Anthony made fun of him.

He's like, well, Anthony doesn't really believe it. He'll just go wherever the podcaster with 7500 subs goes, you know, because he's so intimidated by it. I know. It's such an insult to Anthony right there. All he does is flex on people and nothing, nothing like sticks. Everybody has kind of shrugs when he does it. So I watch the interview you did with Anthony and I'll just say for Chad's sake, because I know he won't be able to watch it. I'll be too upset about it. But the way that it started out was talking about Opie and how Opie agreed to do your show and then he must have gone through hours of footage and found like one little clip where you didn't have complimentary things to say about OP. And then he said, you know what,

man, maybe, maybe next year, I'm busy. I'll tell you, it was, it was worse than that. Like I hate to sound like a yuppie, but I was on the golf course. And OP said yes on the first hole. And by the 12th hole, Opie had DM'd me and sent me a clip of my show and said, right here, and then time stamped it and said, at this mark, you said, Opie may not be funny, but at least he has a family. That's what Opie found that made him go, I don't know. And I hear from other people that you trash me. And the line that really got me to be like, I hate this guy was he goes, I'll revisit you in the fall. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Like fucking Netflix is going to greenlight it. What an asshole. You might be a good season replacement in my book. We'll see. I'll revisit it. Dick.

I'm the seventh season of scrubs to O.P. I suppose. I love the fact that you saidubs to OP. I suppose. I love the fact that you said that OP is not funny. And OP is like, what are the assholes? Like even OP knows that OP is not funny. What is he saying about? It was a well-known fact. It was actually a compliment again because like you said, I didn't know he didn't know

he wasn't funny. But my whole thing was like somebody was shitting on OP for something. And I said, well, you look, Anthony and Jimmy were really funny on that show. And OP may not be the funniest guy in the world, but he's got a family. He's got things going on. And of course, OP latched on to the not funny part, not right. Right. By the way, that's literally what the ONA subreddit turned into was people complimenting OP

and calling out the other two guys. I think that OP was fine with that when that was happening. I don't know why he's upset with you over that. If I would ask for it, by the way, I got to ask OP to be on my show. If that's what it takes for him to go like, check out hours of what we talk about on here, maybe I should invite him on. So I'm getting the idea that Chad was not happy that Anthony was on our show. He's pretty upset about it. I'm going to get back to that first.

Let me tell you that everything's going great in his life. There's another, you talked about how Stuttering John has faded a little bit. Here's a little parallel with Stuttering John here. Everything's great. Clean slate, got money in the bank, got gigs. I'm working on a writing gig right now that's paying great everything's fantastic a writing-ig this pancreas. He's substitute teacher I've heard this before. Oh, I'm sorry Carl. I was keeping tally marks of how many lies he's told in these first 10 seconds Kevin Brennan has been throwing me some serious cash for MLC holy shit

been thrown me some serious cash for MLC. Holy shit. Let's don't get it twisted. Kevin Rennet has been very generous with the MLC. Now I watched MLC. I had so much money he's making because there's super chats coming in. How much money could be throwing to Chad? Yeah well serious money to Chad. I mean you got to grade that on a curve don't you? Right that's what I'm thinking because when he said serious money I'd. I mean, you got to grade that on a curve, don't you? Right. That's what I'm thinking. Because when he said serious money, I'd love to know what that amount is because of course, very famously when Kevin Brennan decided to stop going on Anthony's show and then immediately came back, he talked about how Anthony was paying him $100 per episode. Oh, what?

Kevin was pitching about that. Fuck. So I wonder, like, what about the money? Is Kevin giving me the chat? I can't be more honest. I would like to know, he's not giving him a fucking dime. Come on. He's just too fucking proud to admit it.

You know, people like this, it's all about image. He's a walking fucking Ponzi scheme. That's what this guy is. He doesn't have anything. Ponzi schemes work because there are people who buy into it. this guy is. He doesn't have anything. Ponzi schemes work because there are people who buy into it. This guy is no one buying into it. Okay. That's a terrible analogy. House of cards. In fairness, if you worked out a deal with Brennan where every super chat that was shitting on Chad Zuma, Chad gets to

keep, he's probably going to be buying a really nice house soon. He can buy a new one, Pacific. We can actually afford an equinox. All right. So let's get back to sitting on Aaron and I don't know if you know this about Chad, but he's a mud shark. He will play in the mud. And he's going back into the mud out of this one. Yeah. Did he meet the goal with Anthony? That's all I want to know. play in the mud and he's going back into the mud out of this one. Yeah, did he meet the goal with Anthony? That's all I want to know. Yes. Did he look at his three bastard kids and say, Hey, daddy's got to go meet the goal in the basement. That's bad.

Are you going to work? No, I'm going to the basement to play YouTube. But how do you, how do we have health insurance? I don't know. But let me go back for some money, kids. And then I'm gonna go get a bisectomy. So your new mommy can't have a kid. The food boy. I should talk to this. What's the point?

I have to surrender on one level. They do only have the silver plan. So, I mean, the companies are a bitch. Well, you look, it's a little tougher, but you make it work, you know, in the new America. Yeah, we can't go to urgent care today because I need to be my goal on the podcast. Honestly, I watch Chad do this stuff and I know in Chad's mind, that's a big winning,

but I think you heard me during the clip when Chad goes to this level, even I go, oh, Chad. I know. Oh, Chad. It's not good shit talking go, oh, Chad. I know. Right. Oh, Chad. It's not good. It's not good. You're talking in any single way to bring up someone's family and then this make assumptions

about their family life. Like, you know, well, you know, you, he doesn't have a family. I mean, this man is going to be, I mean, in all seriousness, he's going to die very lonely and, uh, and that's terrible. Me with a vasectomy still has the same probability of impregnating a woman. I can handle a woman. I'm worried.

All right, so after this, I don't have the clip, but Chad goes on to talk about this new Patreon episode. He just did about Chris DeLia, and he's saying that his episode of a Chris DeLia is better than everyone else is, because Chad actually knows Chris. Oh. So he's like, I remember, he used to do open mics with Whitney Cummings and Chris DeLia

when he was in LA 10 plus years ago. So he says, actually, I think it's probably 15 years ago now. I actually knew Chris DeLia, so you got to listen to my take on this Chris DeLia documentary and controversy because I actually know the guy, meanwhile, I've watched that documentary, they interview one of Chris's closest friends. Yes. His tour manager. Yeah.

Like that guy knows way more about Kristalia than you do Chad Zumak. I love that you think you're the one who has a hot take. I'm Kristalia. And then he interviews multiple women. So what Chad's saying is these multiple women who knew Chris totally full of shit. Wait till I give you that. Yeah. You guys gonna hear my take on it because I did open mics with this guy 20 years ago. I had to talk to you with 15 years. You gotta hear my take on this. Yeah, fucking moron.

Oh Chad, he's the boss. When's he gonna stop talking about doing open mics with Whitney Cummings? He's brought it up so many fucking times like I knew someone who became famous. He had neat. Yeah, cool. Great. I met brother Weeswans. All right, well now, let's, with the cocking off, please. All right, so let's talk about April again. This is talking about Aaron's lovely wife, April.

You gotta take his wife, she needs rescued. Yeah, he fucking prayed on her. He's a salesman, dude. You can tell that guy's just a total salesman. He's a kiss ass, he's a brown noser. He had to sell ads to be on the radio. So he obviously, he took this poor girl from the woods this April, who doesn't know any better.

She probably went to a high school of 50 people, didn't have much of a selection. This guy probably wooed her and lied to her and pretend like he was this big radio guy because he looks like shit Absolute dog shit. No, he doesn't look like fucking Jared fogal with mantis even though Jared fogal had mantis And somehow manipulated the ship. No, if I'm sure I'm not gonna like anyone out for mantis Actually suck his own tits. Here's the worst thing about Chad every time he goes through this rap with me, I like want to jump into his streams and go, no, let me help you shit talk me. Right.

I want to get in this needs to be better. Let me say this about me. Like I almost want to write the idea. The idea that he's saying that you married a girl who's out of your league is not like shit talking. Like, yeah, and his wife's way too good for him. I'm like, okay. Yeah. I like people to say that about me. And by the way, and by the way, when he's listing all of the things, suggesting all of these things that you've been able to do, yeah, to become not single, those to me all sound like qualities. It sounds like

it. It sounds like you've obviously established a rapport with your significant other. Yeah. She understands you. You talk to hot brought into fucking you. What a loser. To me, to me. You're a, that's a goddamn legendary moment. You want to hang out with that guy. Thank you. And yet Chad's whole, like, angle here on his shit talk is that he can't figure out how somebody did that. Like, his whole thing is like, this guy talked a girl into being attracted to him and vicious enough to woo her and this and that. What kind of homo does that? enough to woo her and listen to what kind of homo does that. He goes he goes he must have

lied to her about how famous he is. She's on his show. She knows. She's in the books. The line continues. This guy Aaron Imho, he was like nice to her and treated her with respect. What a fucking queer All right, I gotta get back to this clip. It's still going here their photo had mantis and Somehow manipulated this chick to take care of his three kids and pretending he was a radio guy It's gonna end badly. He has these like little things these little short things where he thinks he In the long run, the guy's going to lose and he's losing. So if he really did, I'm going to do it today.

Congratulations on your yet. How nervous were you at the meat anthill? Because I've been on a show over 10 times and I don't give a fuck. And he hates your guts. He has no idea. He has no idea that with every single moment like this, you're adding to the story arc. That's why you appear on Anthony. I'm not the one writing this narrative over here. Can't do that. And he doesn't understand how it goes. If you've ever listened to Anthony,

when he speaks to him on his show, he's very calm and slow and measured. And he just, he talks down to him in this, this way that in the fucking idiot doesn't get it. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm a big shot. I can come on, Anthony, show it, he's time I want. Oh, you stupid twat. Oh, yeah, Chad, don't worry. We spent an hour and a half doing the interview and 20 minutes before talking and Anthony may or may not have laughed at your expense in that 20 minutes off

the air. And then in the 20 minutes after we did the interview, he may have also brought you up again and made fun of you. We'll need to stop because he had to play Call of Duty. So, but, but Aaron, even though you're currently winning and you continue to win, you're actually losing in the long run and thanks. Right. I thought his whole thing was he's a mud shark and he's winning. Yeah, did I hear that wrong, Carl? Did he actually say I'm winning now?

It might seem as if Aaron's doing very well to show his other eyes, but no, no, no. You know, Chad really, he thinks he's winning because he's scoring goals, but what he doesn't understand is he's a guy sitting in his own goal, just wrapping the fucking there on. So yes, state of hockey, you know, you know, we're going to get our hockey reference for fuck's sake. Well, you know, after tomorrow, I might not have football to talk about. So, oh, don't talk like that. Oh, we're going to win.

I just hear your bike and you have to be negative so the good things happen. Are the giants favorite in that game? No, we're, not damn you. We're favored by three, not by much. Yeah, I was looking at the line. I was like, what the fuck happened to the Vikings? It's three and a half. And I had heard on ESPN that three and a half is the credit you

get for being at home. So, yes, true. Exactly. Okay. A football talk. If you guys want to hear football talk, you can subscribe to Chad's Patreon. He does football episodes out there. I've never heard it. No one has, but I'm sure it's great. I don't mean to jump in, but I have now I can edit mine because I have episodes out there. I've never heard it. No one has, but I'm sure it's great. I don't mean to jump in, but I have, now I can edit mine because I have a ton of zoom-ok material. Oh, I know. I only have a few more to go through and then I want to get into your stuff.

Well, I know, but I didn't want you to think, I didn't want you to feel pressure. You know what I mean? Sorry to break the wall. No, no, no, no, no, I never feel pressure. In fact, if you leave here thinking you did a bad job, then I've done my job right. Okay, good. Perfect. I want you to feel bad about yourself

get confident stupid all right you're just gonna talk about sexy is here oh god I'm telling you right now come July when I am sexy as fuck oh it's coming oh no you look like fools you're gonna have egg on your face. Oh, I'm already two weeks into the workout. I'm starting to see differences. It's gonna be nice. Those tips are coming along. Get on board now. Get in the line, son. Oh, Jesus. He's setting himself up for failure. Why would you ever declare you're going to be succce a July. Just doing, yeah, don't say you're gonna do it.

Just do it. Never set a goal publicly. Oh, look like or anything like that. There's already sharks ripping him to pieces. Like Carl and I don't have to do this anymore because it's been outsourced to fans and they just go on everything he does and pick him apart.

This is a massive mistake. Almost as massive as his tits have gotten. He is his growth is so exponential that I mean, if he wanted to right now, he doesn't even have the ability if he controls the angle of the phone to look somewhat skinny because his face and chin around is not just the tits. It's a face and chin. It's real.

It looks like he's on some type of steroid. You're right. You're right about his tits, though. I mean, they are getting really bad now that I notice when he dies, people are going to gather around him and chant his name was Robert Paulson. I don't get that reference, but I gave you a card. You see left fight club meatloaf. Yeah, giant tits.

There you go, guys. All right. Now, let's get into some dabble con talk. Now obviously we're doing dabble con in Rochester February 3rd and 4th. Aaron was going to come and now we can't make it unfortunately. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm bummed about. I'm looking forward to hanging out with you guys. I we were two. But this is Chad's take on the Stuttering John thing. You guys are so fucking gay with the Stuttering John shit. Who's the next Stuttering John? Ah, we need to post on Reddit.

Ah, we gotta go to Devil Con. We're gonna play Pinnetale on Stuttering John. We get to hang out out Chrissy and Carl. Oh my God That sounds like fun. Oh my God. I'm a book of four hundred dollar plane ticket the Rochester. You're gonna hotel for this. Wow He seems to have some strong feelings Yeah, he's got down though. He knows the agenda of your fucking show That's true. You know who's really knows the agenda of your fucking show. That's true.

You know who's really losing the people he's walking by? Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. Also, he's talking about it like a guy who is the next veteran job. He's like, he's right. He is. Yeah.

And not for nothing, but he's talking about $400. I guess that's about a money to shed, but a lot of people can afford that. Yeah. He's dripping with cash. He just told us. A lot of people are not that big of a deal. That's a weird thing to say. And then right after that, he says again,

that the only people who do the Centering John stuff well are Shuley Bob and Mike, and you know why? It's because they're comics, and they know Centering John. I'm glad the Chad mentioned that again. She says. I have one more thing that I want to play for you guys.

Been there, we're gonna get into the stuff that Eric grabbed for us. I have not watched this yet. Now, my buddy, Jackie Marlow, is the one who sent me these clips. He just sent me right before we went on air today. A clip from the latest Missouri Loves Company. And he just explained that we have to watch this

so I'm just gonna I trust him he always has me good stuff we're just gonna check this out we're gonna do a live 5% of compound media fans are fucking just the worst people of all they're all fat fucks they're all losers they think kumi is god the worst and that's what's gonna be at that dumb dabble con a bunch of fucking losers. By the way, Bob, no one's getting late. I mean now you come Laded dabble no one's getting pussy there. It's the worst ticket in the fucking history. We're going to do shows We're going to do shows there and we'll do shows and it'll be packed and you're gonna be upset when you're sitting home Okay, with your foreign yeah, I'll be real sad Not being a fucking colasps Rochester

with your floor. Yeah, I'll be real sad, not being a fucking coalesced Rochester with nothing. I would rather I'd be rather sitting with Chad. No way. Lab or lay apartment then being a Rochester in the first week of February. That's like that's absolutely true. I don't even care what Chad lives. If I can be in warm weather and have access to Wawa, I'd rather be anywhere than fucking, you've never been a Rochester February by this. It's like, it's like, go into fuck, it's like going to Antarctica, it's shit. No, I'm not looking forward to the winter day, but I'm looking forward to the show inside.

It's gonna be great. Oh, yeah, it's an indoor venue. Yeah, indoor to the comedy club. Yeah, it have to be the same temperature in Rochester, where they are as they are in chance. God damn apartments. Yeah. Also surprise, surprise.

Kevin Brennan doesn't want to be somewhere where people might be enjoying themselves. People in the shows inside. Well, that makes sense. Exactly. So it's going to be great. It's going to people are coming out even if they're all fed by themselves. One person has a lot of one people. You don't I'm going to do that weekend. I's going to be great. It's gonna people are coming out even if they're all fans by themselves one person

There's a lot of one people you don't I'm gonna do that weekend. I'm gonna have Stuttering John on my show. Yeah Sadder show. Oh, that would be fucking beautiful and you guys because I don't think he has a thief with me And I'll pay him I'll pay him money. I'll fucking Venmo him money and then it all and he'll do it of course you will he only does pay Yeah, you can get him You're a good boy Yeah, he likes me Yeah, everybody likes you I know By the way, I'm letting you guys know I can't read it all right now my vision is so fucked up

So whatever you're saying I don't know what the hell's on the screen now. Kickshad, $2 rock ape. Wait, why, did you get reading glasses yet? Not yet. I'm going to on Monday. I'm going to look at you. You should get eating glasses, you fat fuck.

I want to die at first. I'm going to die. I'm feeling great. Get motherfuckers. Not yet. We talked like a week ago. You all you have to do is go to CVS and grab some reading glasses. I got shit going on man I got you

Yeah, I had to go do you were talking into your phone? Yeah, I never read 25 of us CVS got five dollar cheaters guys That's why the way Bob is killing him with those insults Mother hell eating eating killing him with those insults. Mother fuck right now. Eating, he said eating. Eating. You fat fuck.

By the way, I've now put a line through four other hash marks here that is five lies for Chad. He said he is shit going on and shows to do. You can't live stream. Well, walk your under neighborhood and then say you have shit going on. It's all things can't be true. You know, the lie that another little. All so you have to do it. The lie, another little cover up that Kevin had to do there was, they're like, oh, Stuttering

John's stuff is stupid and dabble-con sucks and it's fucking awful and this and that. And then Kevin goes, what you guys are doing that? I'm going to have Stuttering John on. Yeah, right. Because he's fascinating. We all think he's fascinating. Let's go to CBS and grab some reading glasses. I got shit going on, man.

I got show you. No, I don't. Yeah, and you go to Calda. And you know, drive around, get some Calda going. And drive around. He didn't ask about you though. Do you hang out with fatter people now? So you go like you're in better shape.

Yeah, I hang out with direct wives. Ah, they're all skinny. You say you lost. You lost again. Holy shit. That really, I mean, I've kind of said exactly what we said. Like, oh, there you go, Chad. You just, you couldn't keep up.

You went right to the ex-wives. Sorry, pal. Hey, Bob, even said he, Bob has ex-wives. Everyone knows that, but they're not like fat brunts. No. So that is a big sense to you hang out with Fatter people That's great. He was patient when he was doing that too. He very very, you know, he just took his time Yeah, Eric I have not listened to anything that you've sent me. I never listened to what people sent me a head of time

So you've mentioned that not only do you have Chad Zuma clips, but they relate to Aaron M. Hold, is this true? Oh, big time. Big time. And you got to, and with all apologies in advance, I, I'm generally, I'm a little bit behind on the whole, what's going on with everybody. But I, I figured it out pretty quickly that Aaron had pissed Chad off. Now, this is an episode of Chad's show when he had Cardiff on. Okay.

Now, what's excellent about this two things, three things actually, Chad, how much he goes after Aaron, and then he has a friend of his named Tyler, who is absolutely worthless. Yes. Tyler is nothing. Right. And that is on display here. It is so bad. And then the other thing is, you feel like if you asked the question,

like, who would want to be Chad's co-host? The answer is Tyler. That's the only person that fits that bill. I mean, he is so bad. And then the other thing is how Chad doesn't realize how Cardiff has taken, how easily he takes control of Chad's show and directs what he's talking about. Okay, fucking potato.

That's an overview. And I'm gonna kind of go through these rapid fire to style, but on the very first clip, Chad is shot out of a cannon, and then he brings in Tyler. Come on, come on. Cut. One. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

it's the sit down Zumaq podcast S-D-Z up in the bitch. It's Florida's greatest. This, a man. Triumphant. Once again, taking on all internet trolls and winning. Joining is my mother fucker Tyler Tyler. How are you? I'm good man. I'm interested for what today brings I'm that Wow I've interested for what today brings guys Yes, he doesn't give a shit about any of these be like me Carl. No, Chrissy. He's like Chad's talked about them

At least a dozen times with Tyler for Tyler is never once bothered to lift a finger to learn anything about Over and over again, he's like I don't look at the internet. I don't read things and I watch stuff No, he doesn't even know what's going on. Great. Thanks Tyler. How'd I get here? He doesn't even know what's going on. Great. Thanks, Tyler. How'd I get here? No. Now, Chad, I think you're not. Would you just like, naturally try to match the other hosts energy level to some degree?

If he's like, whoa, it's the biggest show we're winning. We're killing it. What do you think, Tyler? I'm also interested to hear how we're winning. And actually, are you saying so, chicken's so bad that your advice to him is be more like chance? All right, take all that back. Good point. Good point. All right, keep going. Cut to he's he's up. He was on Cardiff's show. So listen to this. He is attempt at describing Cardiff's resume and how good it went when he was on Cardiff's show, cut two. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest.

I met this guy a couple of weeks back. I didn't know much about him. And he had me on a show and it went very well. I mean, to the point where they took down a subreddit, that's how good it went. I don't know what that means. They took down a subreddit. That's how good it went. I don't know what that means. They took down a subreddit. That's how good it went.

Do you remember all those really good letterman interviews where afterwards they took down a bunch of subreddits? Yeah, that's how you know you're going to get a pure inspection. Got three more introductions. He likes something about Cardiff. What cracks me up about this is that Chad is so unlikeable. Cardiff had him on a show and made Chad likeable, and Chad is still celebrating that.

It's like, dude, you wanted to show with a fucking animated potato who fucking smiles and winks. That's why people liked that, not because of you. And that's the funny part of that show, idiot. And then immediately squandered it and continued to do the same thing. And then he ended up like, yeah. Yeah, I forget how they're positive feedback for like, rolling with it and having to do the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I forget about the positive feedback for like rolling with it and having because that's a humor and smiling, he immediately ruins all of that by coming

back to the plate in the mod and April's a whore. Whatever the fuck you talking about. It's like if Kanye got an endorsement from the ADL and then just went right back to talking about music. All right. I became a fan of his. I like his moxie and he's here today. He has his own Patreon. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Steve approved Cardiff. Okay.

So he introduces him with I like his moxie, which I think you say about someone when they what, they're like grinding or working hard or something like that. So apparently he likes cardiffs moxie because he trolls people or I'm not even sure what he did. Well, the other thing in there that's interesting is he's trying to say why he would have someone like cardify to his show because you could tell he's embarrassed that he's bringing on this guy as a gas and he's like he even has his own patron guys. This is a pretty big get that we're getting here with Cardiff Electric. It's pretty big deal.

So the only reason why he's bringing him on, because I mean, I don't know how he doesn't see what, how this all works with Cardiff, this show, the John thing. He thinks Cardiff is like a real entity. He does not understand the whole concept of what is about to happen to him and i'm cut for within seconds the troll is underway and chat is uncomfortable or yet but how are you hard electric

sorry for like thank you that which are middle no middle name thank you first time on the sit-down Zuma podcast. How you feeling? Were you nervous? Okay, so thank you How can you not improv with those underneath carnival is gonna have the same background as you Chad? Yeah, so I want some previous podcast you've been breaking it was my point. Yes, I was what the in your apartment while you were on tour

oh no wow keeping it safe collecting your mail for you and if we were doing this in stream yard i would be there today too no i just can't do it in zoo uh... gotcha sorry it's okay okay now if you notice, Chad says, what's your middle name?

Why the fuck would you ask that question? It's first two questions. What's your real name and are you nervous? He's really unnatural. They're like talking at the same time and there's no flow. Which is perfect. Oh, he said he's a radio veteran. He was on an iconic radio station, including.

Right. He was, this was his brag on the line, I'm sorry, I kept to keep talking about this. He talks about how, oh, I was on that show in Cleveland. They were the first FM station to play Rush back in the 70s. That's nothing to do with you Chad. Nothing. That's not the brag you're thinking is.

More out of it. If you can't riff with Cardiff, you have to be astonishingly devoid of any talent whatsoever. Yeah. Cardiff is pretty easy to have on a show. You just follow his lead and just kind of, you know, yes, I end of it. Simple. Yeah. But he's like doing questions and expecting that they're going to go somewhere. Right. And this next clip, one of the things he does here is two years ago when I did this same thing, Chad was big on Trump, but he and that, uh, hey, I just got a big infusion of cash. I'm going to, I'm really updating my technology. And he, he hasn't.

So he does that here too, because if you notice, uh, Cardiff talked about, uh, doing a show on StreamYar, that's what he prefers or what everybody uses. Chad uses Zube. Right. So Cardiff kind of busts his balls about that and that allows Chad to go off about the big plans. Cut five. Yeah.

In 2023, I'm changing up everything. So it's, I just ordered some shit. It's going to be a whole new game for Tylan out. We're all in. We're going to start doing some live shows. We got big plans, big plans. We got just ordered a bunch of new shit. He doesn't have, he doesn't need any new shit. We can hear him just fine. The problem is the shit is him. That's the shit. Right. That's probably that, but Zane, how excited are you? And I'm quoting Chad here to hear Tyler take it up a level. 2023 is Tyler's year.

I'm calling it right now. I'm glad you said that because my next clip Chad turns to Tyler for a lifeline and guess what he gets? Nothing. You can have the posters. I will mail him to buffalo where you're from no no it it

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this? No, man, I'm going to keep that to myself. And I'm like, I'm getting serious, like, PFG vibes from us. Yes, especially the way you introduce it, you probably have a million questions. I actually don't even want you probably have a million questions. Actually not even one Much less than a million. I don't mean to surprise you Chad, but Nairia question. I'm gonna ask him on his middle name, so you've already covered him. Yeah. Oh my notes. I'm crossing these things off In my seven Tyler has a question for for Chad. Oh good. My only question is how are you doing Chad?

Well me. I'm doing fantastic. I'm I'm having the time of my life right now and I just love these internet dudes. They think they can just do and say whatever they want without repercussions and as soon as you clap back they run for the hills. You marking down some more lines over there and those are all lies. Those are all lies and then I like the way Tyler said it, when you asked, how are you, Chad, that's a, I'm concerned. Yeah, I'm concerned about you. That's a concern for that question there. I mean, he may not offer anything for this show, but he, he's like, I think Chad's going

to be dead soon for fuck's sake. And also as far as us running for, as far as people running for the hills, I just want to note right now at the one hour and 40 minute mark of this show, this would be Eric Zane, Carl and myself running for the hills. I'm very scared of this. I'm from the hills. It's W-A-T-B. We're so scared. All right. Now in this next clip, a friend of mine's an entertainment lawyer, this is a lawsuit. What this person is saying about Aaron, what chat is saying about Aaron? Here is a lawsuit right here. She settled. She settled for this Aaron guy and his, and his kids tons of baggage. Guy guy was cheated on his ex wife, got caught, got her pregnant while they're

going to divorce. While they're going to divorce. Yeah, when you throw somebody under the bus like that with that type of slander, oh my God, and there's malicious intent there too, just letting you know, that's a lawsuit. I've heard far worse than that. And by the way, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that, you know, in the waning days of my marriage, I was a well-behaved boy, but again, I seem to have landed on my feet, as Chad has pointed out numerous times. I know.

Chad has the weirdest insults for you. That your ex-wife is beautiful, that you have a loving family, that your new wife loves your kids. Like, these are all things you'd be like, I'm actually pretty proud of them for all these things. I'm like, it has something he's doing well. I sent my kids upstairs

before I started cursing with Carl and Eric and Chris. You are the doppelganger of him. He's like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Bizarre version of you. That's why he hates you so much. I love Chad's insult to me seems to boil down to he's a five and he fucks a lot. Yes, yes. I guess. Okay. Now he then he goes on and he continues to indict your your life for settling. He does that. I'm gonna skip that. That's cut nine. But in cut 10,

Cardiff, this is when he steers the path of the conversation. He's already gotten him to go crazy about Aaron. And then all he has to do is say one name and Chad goes in a completely different direction on cut number 10. Why does that make you so angry that she settled for Aaron? Because I'm a question. I think she can do better. I'm not angry. I just I'm not angry. I'm not angry. I just think she can do better. See, I worry, I'm worried about you a little bit right now Chad because you're starting to act like Frank Pellegrino. Oh, don't go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was just on the phone with Frank Pellegrino for an hour. He's telling me what to do. Okay. Now I want to I had to, I had to break that one down. Yeah.

Uh, what he just said so that and actually had to write it. And what he just said there was, you know, behind the scenes, I think he's talking about Frank Frank's in charge of all this. He's in charge of all of us. You know, behind the scenes, I mean, it's obvious that he, I mean, a million times I've been on the full, like they'll say, oh, I was just on the phone with Frank Pellegrino for an hour. He's telling me what to do. You know, it's amazing.

I'm sorry. Hey Frank, what's up? Oh, we got to cut this. All right, guys, we're going to commercial. We're going to break. Zane, like repeating that sounds really dumb because he's an otherwise intelligent person. When dad says it, because I set such a low standard, it actually somehow makes sense. Right, right.

Right. Well, you know behind the scenes, I mean, it's obvious that he, I mean, a million times, I've been on the phone, like they'll say, oh, I was just on the phone with Frank Pellegrino for an hour. He's telling me what to do. It's obvious. I mean, Everyone knows it.

How are you going to play? I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. That was 12 or 11. That was 12. That was 12. Okay. And then he takes it a step further now.

All these different podcasts are coming after Chad cut 13. And I'm an enemy. I became the enemy. So they're trying to get all these podcasts to come after me. And I see it and I'm calling it out. Yep. Frank Paul Green get all these podcasts to come after me. And I see it. And I'm calling it out. Yep. Frank Pogri was going to start it all of this. You fucking just, okay, for me, this is how it unfolded for me two years ago. I don't know anybody. I don't talk to anybody. I barely knew Carl. Yeah, right. I just happened to listen to

the show when you guys did the jocktober show when you ripped up the Cleveland guy, the Paulie, Paulie show what? And then, the poly, poly show, whatever the fuck you are. Bullshit. And then when I heard that fucking thing, I just hated the guy so fucking much. I was like, that's it. This is, this guy is, he came on my show and ruined it. He's the only guess I've ever had that I had a kick off before we ended the show so that I could just fucking finish my own show.

He was terrible. That's why people don't like you Chad, because you're not fun. He was going, Carl, Carl. He was just yelling out your name for the fucking reason. Yeah. He's a great guy.

I cut 14 Chad again, turns to Tyler, and guess what guys? He offers nothing. I would have thought Tyler would have got his shit together right now. That's too bad. And I'm calling it out. That's what's going on. Right Tyler?

I'm still kind of outside looking in the window here. Right Tyler? I'm also sleepy. All you have to do is say right, Chad. All you have to say is your only job. That's three times he's going to him. And he's got this. I'd be honest, Chad. I had a Xanax bar before this.

I was really up to this energy level. You popped me off guard completely. Could you start back over with who these people are? Thanks. Oh, I love that guy. I fuck, he is a legend. All right, well, you can do all, you can do a show, a sub show on just Tyler.

I might, because actually Drew Lane has told me that too. Cause Drew was the show. He hate lessons in the show now. It'll send me no. He's like, do caro Tyler is a zero. You have to cover it. That's right.

You spin off for the who are these network? Who are these so chicks coming? What he is such a drip? Who is the what is he? I don't even know who the guy is. He's a one type of photographer. I don't I don't know. I think they know each other from Cleveland somehow. I don't know he I don't even know who the guy is a one-time for I don't I don't do I think they know each other from Cleveland somehow I don't know I don't get it. I think he took Chad's mug shot. I think that's how I know he tried. I got two more clips in 15 cardiffs then he

then's incredibly steers it back to Aaron's wife and then Chad gets on his soapbox. Okay. April was very nice. Yeah. Well, I don't, I feel she's the victim. She's the one he threw her out there. He threw her out on YouTube and that's just a bad husband to do that to that poor girl. He's not a good guy.

He has his track record shows. And this poor girl, I, it's, I know right now she doesn't see it, but 10 years from now, I'll get that email, I'll get that phone call. You were right. I, I should have, I should have opened my eyes. And meanwhile, he's going to wait for the best years of her life. And God damn it. That breaks my heart. Okay. What a pain. Yeah.

She had bring up a track record. Like he brings things up that he shouldn't bring up. He's the guy with the bad track record. He's a bad guy. You can just look at his criminal history. Oh wait, that's me. My bad. It's Chad basically saying that April and I are like Don and Megan Draper.

Like that's kind of all. I got him here. Yeah. Okay. He thinks you're a bad guy for putting her on YouTube. Yeah. Pretty girls hate being on YouTube. I don't hate social media.

So basically 10 years from now, oh my God. It's so terrible. Get me zoom-box, no, Bruce, I can tell him he's right. She didn't be talking. She's gonna be talking to a lawyer and they're like, all right, we can get this from him, that from him. She's like, give me a second. Yeah, Chad, do you think this deal is good?

Or do you think I can get more? I find it really bad for a loser my husband was. Yeah, right. Oh, okay. I felt I had enough. Have the next thing. This whole thing and now we're seeing numerous examples over multiple episodes where Chad's going, listen, it might seem like I'm losing and I'm a loser and everyone else

is ducky got me. It might seem that way, but that's not the case in the log run I'm going to be the way I'm gonna eventually 10 years from now 20 years from now. I will be the winner Just wait until the next generation You will see if I happen to live longer than these people I will have what dude He's he sounds like a cubs fan before 2016 is how I used to talk We'll have our day. We just need the right draft and we're hopefully we'll get some pitching.

Finally last thing is he wanted to he posted a tweet, I guess that was supposed to be insulting aim towards your wife. Chad doesn't know that you can schedule tweets cut 16. Like, for example, this is what I did. I set my alarm this morning at 6 a.m. just so I could tweet this out to April just because I wanted her to wake up to this. That's her current husband, Steele Toe. And I said, great idea. Mary guy who cheated on his awesome ex-wife.

By the way, his ex-wife is fantastic. I did a lot of research on her. That's a strong woman. Green disagree. All right, follow. Fucking a. We're gonna be sad in a while. Yeah, what a weirdo.

What you fucking creep. I did a lot of research on his ex-wife. Yeah, not very much apparently. Oh, yeah, holy shit. Yeah, I, the whole thing was disgusting to me. And it's just remarkable what this guy does with this time. It's weird too, because when he talks about April, he like bounces in between like, I'm helping her.

And then when she shits on him on our show, I was like, and that dumb bitch doesn't even know that. Yeah. Like he can't hold his, for a guy who loves the word narrative. He's gonna say he's really bad at his own narrative. Like I don't even know what his opinion is anymore. Does he know who here it is? Is he thinking he's a hack?

Cause he like, what he is, he is upset that you have a pretty wife. That is all that's what we're looking at there. Right. That that anger's him. But not just that. He also got to talk to Anthony Kubia for two hours. That best of off to. Oh, he's a psychopath. This is a sick dude. Man, he's going to Jesus. Right. Oh, he's a psychopath. This is a sick dude. And he's gonna, Jesus, great. He's got some issues for sure.

All right, hold on, it wasn't expected to talk about Chad so much today, but it was well worth it. There was just a couple quick things. I'm not even gonna play them, but because I was watching this livestream yesterday. Someone asked him what his proudest accomplishment is. And he hemmed in haught. Like he was just ah blah blah yeah and then you mean in the next 10 years yeah what 10 years from now I'm going to and then he said he got past it

some comedy club and that it was a fluke that was his proudest accomplishment Jesus the guy with low self-esteem right here yeah and then he talked about how I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I still ask the question. Someone needs to petition Jim Florentine. What's going on there? Does he have pictures of you with animals? What has what's happened there? Tell us what's going on with Chad. I know the answer to this. Oh, Jim 14 is the sweetest man you'll ever meet in your life. He's a really nice guy. It's unbelievable with Jim Forranty. I don't want to talk out of school,

but just the shit the son of John has done to him and he still has not even a single bad word to say about the guy. He's just a sweet guy. He just has nothing bad to say about anyone. But that's just his personality. Hey, Eric and Aaron, do you guys have a second to hang out for some opi-talk? Absolutely.

I'm really sorry to be the party pooper here. I do not. I understand. I have to get back to my duties here as you will. Aaron, you work freaking, I don't know, 80 hours a week. So thank you so much for taking some time to hang out with us today. No problem, man. Nice to hang out with all you guys.

Yeah, I appreciate it. I was listening to this rant from the live stream yesterday and he said to mother fucking Aaron's, I just texted him out of the blue. I'm like, can you go on and you were like, no, I have shit to do. That last minute you came out. So thank you so much. Go Vikings. Go bills. All right. Thank you guys. All right. The Steel Toe Morning Show, check that out on YouTube. You guys are on Monday to Friday, 6 a until 10 or 11. Central time, yeah.

And then you do some evening shows as well. Yeah, Monday through Wednesday, 7 to 9. Yeah, we're busy. You are very busy. And you definitely check out the Convo with Anthony Kumio. That's up there in YouTube as well. Yes, very much so. All right, see you later, guys.

Thanks, Aaron. Yep. All right, this is going to be short. I have a few quick videos to show you. Oh, man, oh, man. Oh, man, oh, man. Oh, man, oh, man. Oh, man, oh, man.

Oh, man, oh, man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum. I want to start off with OPE complaining about the fact that everyone has a podcast now, and really only the professionals should be doing this kind of work. A dream of everyone is live streaming and podcasting, and it's infuriating, and it completely collapse the business. It's in your advice, B for an upcoming 16 year old YouTube. So this is one of those videos that he has his team at it.

Well, actually, he complains that he's the one editing, maybe he's the one editing it. But so this, this is what he does. He starts off with his hot take and then you get the quick stinger and then you're like right into the the video clip You know in case you lost interest with that 1.5 second long stinger. You're like, I'm done with this like no, we got to get the hot take out first I've actually seen these and wondered what the fuck why you wasting your time with this you idiot

What were your advice feed for an for an upcoming 16-year-old YouTuber like myself? Oh, here we go. Be yourself, man. Be yourself. By the way, that question came in from B. Daibler. That's Alex Ferbley. I don't know what advice you give her of coming 16-year-old YouTuber like myself. So, the people who are watching OPIA participating are all goofing at him. I love that OP is unaware of this.

I have no advice for that garbage. It's a hard. Then Gina Bobina, who's another fan of WTP and the other shows in the dabble verse where it's gasp. Pearl. My whole business collapsed because now everyone thinks they could do what I did for all those years.

Oh, no. So, I'm pretty much everyone is live streaming and podcasting. Everyone thinks they could do what I did all those years. Let's go to the phones. I'm gonna, I'm gonna crush. I'm gonna crush. Turn knobs. Turn knobs.

And, uh, stare off into the sunset. It's off my co-hosts. His live streaming and podcasting. There was a reason why, even though I don't like the guy, there was a reason why Howard started make so much damn money.

There's a reason why Obedanthi made a lot of money. There's a reason why a few of the shows out there made a lot of money. Think Don and Mike, Bubba the love sponge. made a lot of money. I think Don and Mike, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and it's infuriating and it completely collapse the business. What is it easy to do? What is he talking about?

I don't know. Well, clearly it's not easy to talk because it's always driven me nuts the whole sing song style of speaking he does. It's fatiguing, it's hard to listen to, you know? I agree. This idea though, that the podcasting business is ruined. Oh, but it's never been bigger.

It's continuing to grow. And the beauty is, when he's naming off all these radio shows that were good, that's because they were hired to do the radio show, they had their tapes, they got hired. All these new shows he's complaining about, if an audience doesn't like them, they don't have an audience. Like, they have to be good in order to get people...

All right, I shouldn't say that, because we did just once in that show earlier at the bank. Right, I never heard of you. Hopes right, so I take it all back. All right, so someone asked Hopi what it's like to be retired, and this sets him off. I'm not retired brother man, brother man. I'm actually very, very busy, very busy. Oh, yeah.

What did you do? You find your retirement life to be boring. Oh, if I'm not retired, brother man, brother man. Going back and forth to these two camera echoes that are both the same camera. It's a secret. It camera I know. It's a So it's a great on shot. It's so weird. He actually made it. He made it that way. Yes. Yeah. He's on a page. Yeah. As he's gonna explain to us, he's editing videos all day every day.

I mean, I got people help for me, but I'm editing all day long. I'm editing a lot of these live streams into podcasts, getting rid of all the stuff that didn't work. So when you push play on my podcast, you're like, God damn, he's pretty good. Oh, no, he's editing those podcasts. He's taking out what didn't work. Oh, he's only leaving it in the good parts. This is shocking to me. No, it's not. It's not it's not shocking. He's lying. Yeah, it's obviously lying. And then I got rid of all the stuff that didn't work. So that's time consuming, trying to raise my kids is time consuming, trying to have a wonderful relationship with my wife and friends is time consuming. And then I wander around the streets and do videos and that's time consuming.

I'm still in a hands with the video and I'm like, I took a five or six videos in here. So then I got to edit those videos out of the big video. By the way, I thought that he had a team or a guy or two working on the stuff for him. The fact that he's spending his time editing these videos to get 500 views is way sadder. That's not a good issue. You're time, OP. I, you know, every time I do this show with you, I try to, which element of it makes me

more sad. Like in the first segment, I was sad for you and I because of, and then it switches to Chad and now OP and I don't, it's fucking unbelievable. Well, when he talks about these videos where he goes out on the street and he films stuff and he has to edit those videos down, let's see an example of that. Let's see what he's spending his precious time working on.

Are you Billy Eilish? What's that? What is the point? Well, I thought you you Billy Eilish? What's that? What is the point? Well I thought you were Billy Eilish and I'm yeah. Billy Eilish. Eilish. He's talking to a woman who's probably in her 60s who's wearing a mask and has pink hair and Oopie's entire bet what you're about to see is are you Billy Eilish? He's got nothing else. A very famous musician. You don't know who Billy is is yes hair like you what is it probably no problem I thought you're Billy is and I just want to say

hi this is really famous. I got to go really awkward for me and you I think. I just thought you were famous and when you see this girl in you. You feel like you want to say hi to them. Oh, thank God you punched this up. You're famous for raising body language. Reading body language. All right, what do you read right now?

Not very. Not very. Too strong. Lousy. What's funny is that Krippie's tough down it. Rapists. Two-stakes. Loser. What's funny is that Krispy is tough down it. She literally answers the question, you don't want to know. You don't want to know that really right now.

No, it's hilarious because we all thought the exact same thing. Oh shit. How is that? So this is one of the bits that he found that he said this is going to be a great video. Yeah, I'm going to edit and put it together and put this out there for everyone to see. Jesus Christ. Are you Billy Eilish over and over again?

I don't know who that is. Oh, but aren't you heard though? I don't know that is. She's famous. I don't know who that is. Good stuff. Man, yeah, that's that's example after example of him doing like shit like this and then he scrutinizes.

Yeah, this is a winner. That's like what do you do with the fucking mask bit? Put your mask on or whatever. I remember that. Oh, yeah. Got. All right. So one more video to play.

We know Opie's got a real problem with how successful Joe Rogan is. He's got this weird heart on for Joe Rogan. He thinks Joe Rogan sucks. And then everyone who likes him is an idiot. So he put out a video talking about how cool you're gonna do the ice baths because I want to be as cool as Joe Rogan, man.

He's got this weird heart on for Joe Rogan. I want to do the ice baths because I want to be as cool as Joe Rogan, man. I want to, I want to lift dumbbells with monkey faces on them. Man! Just want to be as cool as Joe Rogan and E.L.C. man. Mm. Does he think that these are jokes? What's he talking about? It's, um, it's, I, again, I don't know which guy's more psychotic.

Him or Zuma gets. Yeah. This is very similar. This is fucking mental illness to me. Oh, look at me. I'm Joe Rogan. I work out and I've been good shape and I'm Happy and I have a great family. Whoa Jesus Christ I haunt you need the meat that I got. Oh look at me. I'm an idiot Yeah, I haunt you need the meat that I get all look at me. I'm an idiot Sorry That was just fun relax. That was just fun relax, but I think I'm gonna get like a like a big tub

Gonna fill it with ice and water man And prove my masculinity, man! I hope it comes out at some point. Remember when John Goodman came out and said, I was an alcoholic, the entire time I was hot in Rosanne. I don't remember that period of my life. I hope. I hope. I hope it comes out a couple of years ago,

and I'll go, guys, I was an alcoholic. I was black, I'll draw every time you saw me on the livestream, I had a mind that wasn't coffee. His whole laughing at the things he says like that. It's his own natural is that a movie that Joaquin Phoenix was then when he played Joker. Yes. Do that fucking weirdo laugh. And that's what this reminds me of. I masculinity bad with an ice bath. Ice bath sounds like bloody hell.

Yes, it does Leslie Larson. It does. And now this guy's all meh, because I took a few shots at Rogan and Joey Tickets. Wish you had Rogan's audience shot up. That was just funny. It wasn't funny though. No, I do wish you had the audience the size of Gerrard Yeah, who doesn't? Oh, Jesus Christ. God damn what a fucking cook I don't do the ice baths, but because I I'm lucky and fortunate enough to have a house

on the ocean I'm jumping in that ocean April and whoo, child, it is cold and it does wake you there for it does something. I don't know what it actually does but wait just showing his own point there didn't it. Yeah it's cool it's cool it's like I'm always mischievous who actually sits down and goes, man, this is great. I fucking love this. I'm a big fan. You feel like a live after you jump in the ocean in

April when the temperature is, I don't know, 50 degrees maybe, maybe even less than a cool. That's cool. It's great. You do feel alive. So I guess I do ice baths, but I but I don't even more manly than Rogan Oh, I jump in a freezing cold ocean man All that oh you're mad at that Taking testosterone within a year I will this is scaram was oh yes, I will It's all about the anti-inflammation. I understand chords. I understand There will be significant shrinkage yet, but you know what?

stand there will be significant shrinkage. Yeah, but you know what? The kid can handle a little shrinkage before it becomes noticeable. Okay, let's cheers on that. Cheers. Cheers on that. Yeah, hey, I've got a big cock. Do you want to cheer? I'm saying.

Hey, let's let's drink the Oopies cock. Yeah. Cheers. The surrounds on me. O't be cocked. Yeah. Cheers. This round's on me. Oh, he's got a big hog. Cheers. I'm going to be funny. What the fuck is that happening?

I didn't even warn her. I just invited her into the stream. Hannah, what's happening? Hey, Carl. We missed you. I've been working a lot, but I'm good now for a while. Happy to have you back. Eric Zane, I know you're a busy guy.

I have a gate. I have a, to catch an alien to play. Do you want to be a part of this? I can't. I'm sorry. Okay, no worries. I appreciate you coming on the show today, spending so much time with us,

talking about Zoomock for, I think that was seven hours. The chance to mock segment of the show. Yeah, one of the shorter segments. People should check out the Eric Zane show. What's the what's the website Eric Zane podcast.com? You can just go to Eric Zane show.com. All right. Carl, you're the best. Chris, you're the best dude. You're the best. Thank you. So come on. It's been too long with heavy back again sooner than later.

And I believe you and I were talking about shitting on your old radio show together sometime. Any time you want. Any time you want. Listen, I'm a busy guy. You know, I got a walker out the neighborhood. You know, I might find. Absolutely.

So you got to schedule. Thank you for giving me back. I had such a good time with you guys when you were in Detroit. I hope that you do that again. Oh, we'll be back in Detroit. I think this year because that was a blast. And by the way, brand Don says hi. I hope that you do that again. Oh, we'll be back in Detroit, I think this year, because that was a blast. And by the way, Brandon says, hi, I was texting with him this morning.

Yeah. So yes, thanks Eric. Good to see you, buddy. All right, boys, Sam. See you later. All right, Hannah, are you ready to play to catch an alien? I'm ready. Guys, this is my, this is my favorite part of the show. I'm not going to lie to you. I want to thank Cardiff for, this is my favorite part of the show. I'm not gonna lie to you. I want to thank Cardiff for putting this together every week.

This is great. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch. Unalien. Before we begin, I've uncovered something that I need to show you to catch an alien. Super organism is going to, you know, evolve into this alien creature. I'm with you on that. He pointed right at Tommy.

Watch again. Super organism is going to you know evolve into this alien creature I'm with you on that wow now that we've gotten that out of the way we caught him yeah wow we we caught a daily. I think Games over. All right. Our work here is doubt people. It's time to catch Unelearn Are you ready to play? To catch Unelearn I am going to use them for the military first. So they're going to make them mean so they don't care about dying

No, I don't care about dying. This is chip. So the more data that you put in the more that. So they're gonna make a mean. So they don't care about dying. No, they don't care about dying. This is chipped. So the more data that you put in, the more that they understand they're faster. The first you use them as military, that way our people don't die. If they get blown up, it's just the robot. That's scary. Then eventually as time goes on, they're more, they make more and more and more. They get smarter and smarter and smarter. And then what happens? Now you already have a robot this train to be mean Eventually at some point it will realize that it is a robot and we're just human peasants and then what right That's my thing it ends the terminator, we're only going to see the tail end of it. You know, because our generation will see the tail end of it.

But under us, it would be like watching a movie. It would be like, look at that shit. We were right. Unless you line just that damn neural link right. Right. Get the chip in the brain. And then, you know, then you could super organism. Super organism.

Right. Right. Back to the super organism. If he gets that done, and they allow, well, I have to allow to happen, but if he gets that done, then I think we'll be all right, because then we'll be able to hang with them. It's just a matter of,

are you going to go in and get a chip put in the back? It's a piece. But I guess if it's, That's mind blowing. But if it's you or the robot, what are you gonna do? Either live with them, if you can't beat them. Hope I'm dead before that. Got a joint, right? You gotta join them, what are you gonna do? Either live with them, if you can't beat them.

I'm dead before that happens. Got a joint, right? You gotta join them, you know? And I mean. Oh man, what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I say that, ad nausea. Ha ha ha ha. I say that ad nausea.

Be I like that. If you can't beat them, join them. That's awesome. Next, the footprints pretty much on the wall. Four. Do you see what I'm saying? This shit is coming quickly. Lastly, I'll be back. Remember that from the movie, I'll be back to catch an alien. Oh God. I've gotten two in a row on this game. I'm on a winning streak. You're winning all over. I'm winning all over the place Fuck me. What was the second one? What did he say? Join them. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I read. I'm joined of awesome. Yes, I am going with that. I think he repeats what he hears other people say or what he says.

What do you think Hannah? That's what I was going to go with too. Okay, I can't be right now. Damn, it might be number five. I'm going with five. I'm going to say. I also need to say, I know. This is great.

All right, Let's find out Yes, if it's that's mind blowing, but if it's you or the robot, what are you gonna do? Right either live with them if you can't beat them up. I'm dead before that. I'm going right I got to join them. Yeah, yeah, and I mean the footprints pretty much on Fucking way I got a to hear that again. The footprints on the wall. Oh, I got to. If you can't beat him.

Hope I'm dead before that happens. Got to join him. You know, yeah. And I mean, the footprints pretty much on the wall. I'm glad you like the coffee. I love the coffee, right? It really is great. You like that transition back to the

time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. B 10. Hey, you brought a V you put me down that row. B E. Oh my god. To catch an alien. Bravo. Boom. It's time. Oh, 50th minute. It's fucking house. I mean, and these things are they could open that jar, pick up the spoon, and start eating this, have a cup of coffee and everything. Hell, they had an rocky floor. Remember the robot that they bring nothing over? That's rocky floor. I might have been angry at it,

but they want this guy like this. This guy likes to have the real, they're the real, but you know what the flaws get? That's all for this week. Come back next week to see if you have the animated robot power to catch An alien Does Tommy know the difference between movies in real life? I'm starting to think he doesn't

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What have we done today? What's we've done it all. We have talked about the viral podcast featuring Vinnie and Paige Jen. We talked about Jeff Heisen reaching out to me. Thanks Jeff. Chad Zumak is very upset that Aaron Imholt has an attractive wife. Opie is editing video all day long. He's very busy raising children editing video. He's doing everything there is to do. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts. And I am happy to say that on Wednesday, we'll have Vito just walled down here.

And we'll be checking this out. Welcome to Peg Warmers, I'm Kevin. And I'm Jeff. And we're here to talk about toys. Jeff, absolutely. I want to tell everybody a little bit about your channel real quick So it started out as a Lego channel because I love Lego and now it's evolved into can I review an action figure in less than six minutes? No, okay, so this is peg warvers

It's filmed in the same studio as Tony from hack the movies The studio that I was in when we did the episode about the Howard Stern movie and we also did a watch along with Suttering John's movie and I think Tony might even show up on this show for time to time. We love you Tony, but that's what we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. You're going to want to check that out. Please join us.

It might be the episode we found out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis. Of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these old white cows. Hmm. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Yeah. Maybe we'll lose it to our parks. For Reddit, double me softly comments on episode 376. I can't imagine how insufferable of a person you have to be to find a show like the Golden Hour enjoyable. Captain Rusty, sexual health and education podcast series for teen girls should be on the wheel of consequences. Harlequin James, painful episode, please know more D'Alia.

Glass-sealing burner, he has to be the biggest nons hiding in plain sight I can think of. Virgil Dweller, Stuttering John is a better stand-up than Chad Zumak. That's how skin-peelingly bad the Z-man's jokes are. Hannah's Lutha, Chad is a perfect foil, 16-year-old mentality, long criminal record, who wouldn't know a punchline if it slapped him in the face. Light erotic friskin, dude stop, he was the cool kid in high school, pursues AWC reminds us, he was voted class cutest, but AU really objects, no lips, no ears, no way. Once and zeros gets ponderous with, it's not nice to attack someone when they're having

a mental breakdown, but then again it's also hard not to rubber neck a bad car rack. Is Carl an asshole, or is he doing the Lord's work? Joe got a reddit, asks the obvious. Why can't it be both? Turbo 7049 breaks down the beef. Chad requested to come on the show, and intentionally bombed. It was the first and only time Carl hit the eject button on a guest. Chad attempted to create beef later on for attention, but Carl ignored him. Chad then claimed that he was going to get into the Stutt Joe business. Carl figured one failed hack comedian ripping him off was enough and turned Chad into the new Lowel Cobb. As he 7-6-2 breaks it down further, pretty simple actually. Carl said Chad sucks. Chad got

butthurt. Carl laughed. Chad remained butthurt. Everyone laughed, Chad snapped, we're all gonna die. And regarding Carl's appearance on topic time with Harrison Young, Leo Otis opines, Carl is looking at himself in 10 years. Average cracker, this is brilliant, it's all brilliant. Pervayer of Papicock, huh? I pictured him as having a huge beard. I can tell Carl just wants to burst out laughing

and rip into him, but he's being so restrained and polite to the daughter in old goof that it's sickeningly sweet. Deeply unprincipled, Harrison deserves an audience worthy of his originality. God only made one of those, he should be a protected species. I would throw almost every LA podcaster on an open fire to warm Harrison's feet. Jaggerlicious? I can't stop wondering how bad that suit probably smells. And lawyers' guns and money plays us out with. Harrison is the quirky uncle we need in these trying times. Well, due to the WATP family build, hit me up anytime.

I'm just a devil, looking for a partner. Some one who knows how to read, with great big fans on girls. Tell me about your father. Are you a natural man? Are you only Russian folk? So I could call this. Hey, Hannah, you like acid? I can supply it.

Hannah, welcome back to the show. How are you been? Good. How are you been? Good. How are you guys? I'm fantastic. How are you dealing with your celebrity now that everyone's a huge fan of yours? How's that going? Oh, I didn't know that.

You didn't? Might be the one reading the internet these days? No, yeah. Well, I haven't been reading the internet. You haven't read the comment thread underneath your photo that we posted on Patreon? I do the one time, but I haven't looked at it since. Okay. It's been a while.

I like that. So I guess the answer, like I'll go, how are you handling your newfound fame and you're like humble about it. Impressive. News to me. Yeah, wow. Good for you. Well, do we have any new reviews that you

want to read for us? Yes, I'll do you to today. Great. All right. So this one is still funny-ish by Scott Sully 24. I thought the show would take a step back when Stutt Joe left, and I was right, please clap. Producer Chris needs his own show too. All right, producer Chris is good at small doses people. That's not a good question. And I crossed the Chris. That's not good. I didn't say that.

That's not good. That's not good. Where'd you find it? Is that any of your five-star review, Hannah? It is. Thank you. Thank you very much. Okay, and then I'll do, this one is called no SJ by Gerr

Calm and it's literally just in ellipsis Okay Doc Doc Doc that's that's all that's on there. Is that a one sorry view? Yeah, yeah Sorry At least it wasn't hard of reading that one guys Guys, we weren't the best SJ podcast anyway. According to the Chan Zubak, so it's fine. We can move out over here. Who's your second favorite, Chad?

It was number two. That was hilarious. We got to get back to that Mr. Phillips company episode where he is black out drunk. Yes. We'll employ a little bit of that so far. All right, Hanne, anyone else into some voice bells with me?

Yeah. OK. Hi, girl. Thank too, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe your podcast, something that sounds exactly like something else is a really bad idea. Name your podcast that sounds exactly like something else. I don't know why when you fuck the word up, like 50% of Americans do. Carl.

But it makes me so mad because you literally tried for like six months I think. Didn't hear you say it that way. You said it, f**king right. But here we are in 2023 because you end of 2022, you're saying exact key, exact key. Like you want exact change, exact keys, the f**k you want you want, fuck you Carl love you, call me back. I don't think I said exactly. I'm going to replay the beginning of that where he's playing me. Listen to this.

I'll beat you, ladies. Maybe your post can, something that sounds exactly like something else in a really bad... I think I almost pulled that one off. I was close. Right, Anna? Yeah, it was pretty close. See, Hannah's a better sidekick than Tyler and me. Because now I just want exact cheese.

Okay. So this next voice-mower watched the Harrison interview that I did, Harrison Young, topic time. Carl, I just listened to the topic time with the legend Harrison. Um, Miley complaint, is that guy talks more than my fucking wife? My god, he didn't get a word in. Uh, anyways, great show. That guy, I still, fuck, I don't, I still don't think he's real.

Anyways, this is in the shower and then the fucking theme song at the end starts rolling. And I start trying to snap along with it. And and I realized that I can't snap with my left fucking hand 38 years old realize I can't snap with my left fucking hand god damn loser so how I measure the things but fair enough I didn't see the voicemail going in that direction yes Harrison talks most of the time on that episode. It's a fun watch, a fun listen. What's up, girl? Gotta get annoyed by the whole fucking, what is his name? Part of Carpentry, whatever the

fuck his name is. He's kind of annoying. He just comes along and starts taking everybody he is. I don't know't know if not that fucking funny You just get the mother-to-comp mentioned to sit there and just smile, right? Cracks a couple of jokes and everybody thinks he's the fucking hottest newest thing. Oh Funny potato look at me Yeah fuck harder fuck you girl Fuck you, girl. That's true. Yeah, you would make other reasons

if there is too much card if there is too much card if, what I don't believe there is, to catch an alien is my favorite thing happening right now in the entire world. I might just do a spin-off show. It's just catching aliens. So we talked about band practice guy. Remember he auditioned to be a review girl? Yeah. And didn't win. And then we talked about band practice guy. Remember he auditioned to be a review girl and didn't win.

And then we talked about how we've been having a hard time getting review girls on the show recently. Maybe we should give BPG a chance. Hey, Brian, does all of us look like tips and hands walked out on your uncle and you come crawling back to B.B.G. I want you to make eye-gash hits and you don't want to wave that? You want me to make eye-gash hits and you want to face? I'm not fucking them in. all back the big bg i want you know the guy got shit to do always that and the guy got shit to do on stage

i fucking i'm in uh... i'm gonna be real again i gotta go google out and tell myself that you can some shit go ahead all right it's out there bg we'll get you out the list

all right this is probably the funniest call that Nate from Flint Michigan has ever made into the show and he's made a bunch. But I forgot what I was going to say bro. Hold on, I'm going to call that. Perfect. By the way, that wags of that call. Perfect. Keep that up. Okay, folks. Guess what? This episode, this episode, OBA! That was Nate again. Get a little silly. I'm the voicemail.

Alright. Hey Carl, this is a message for the improv guy. I've got a primus forum. A better joke. That was not good. Alright. Keep Card of on. He's a better review girl. Go fuck yourself. Oh, shots fired, Hannah. What do you think about that? I mean, he's definitely more consistent and available for sure. I don't think that was a compliment. And potatoes are versatile, I guess. And the kids are writing that here. Turn into vodka, chips, fries, and the lilies go back.

All right, so that was a callback to the person who said he's doing an improv bet. He's a voice-meller to get him a character to do. I think that one was not helpful, but this one maybe is. Yeah, hi, this is for callback Curtis. Here's your character Tom Myers at ground zero on 9-11. Good luck with that. All right, you have your assignments there. Tom Myers on 9-11, after the towers have been hit, go. Turn that, turn that, turn that into something funny.

It'll still be funnier than the OP radio podcast. Do you remember when OP declared that his show was the funniest show? That's what I'm referring to. Yeah, he like dared people to find a show funnier than it. And they were saying things like that. Exactly, yeah. Because just watch the front of the

right i'm twenty six and the cat great shows that came out when i was three uh... just heard of the stupid book and blower about the online i was shocked i love it it enhanced the show for me

so much just that i had already right stupid but fun but not so quick story on the origin of that make so much just that I had already here. All right, go for yourself. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So quick story on the origin of that. We were in Chicago at the Airbnb, and producer Chris says to me, what can I do to help prep for this show today? And I'm listening to that horrible podcast

with that woman, and I go, can you just find someone calling someone to come? Please. Yeah, we were looking for the Mel Gibson rant. Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, I go, he calls her multiple times. Can you just isolate that? So I Google something like stupid cunt and that came up.

Yeah. And I was like, perfect. Yeah, this is, this is the new drop for the board. I had one job and I actually did it. You nailed it. Fucking nailed it. The only thing that good that came out of that Chicago show was You stupid fucking blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah or I say the people who missed you or show us. No, no, I don't. Show and smell.

Oh, no. This isn't Vinny Lizzo. All right. Hannah, great to see you again. Hopefully you'll be on again soon to read more wonderful reviews. I will. We definitely need people to start leaving more. Yes, thank you. Leave more of you. Yep. Five stars and then shit all over us. I

say it every episode. I was gonna say it's about time you spelled it out for people. Give us five stars, five and then say whatever you want and then shit us. That's the way to do it people. All right. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode.

That was really great. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.