Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep378 - Pegwarmers

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

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so you're gonna wanna get on that before some of these shows sell out. Also, we encourage our listeners, he gives a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then shoot all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Peg Warmers. And I don't know if I wanted to say this because Vito was on the Dix show this past week

and he talked about how he was gonna come on this show. And he didn't want to say who we were reviewing. I don't want to say who took me off to Peg Warvers. I don't want to get anyone in trouble. But we were checking this one out today. Well, I was going to say the reason I originally found this show was because you did an episode on the Cinemasica podcast, which is probably one of my favorite episodes of WATP. I actually listened to it multiple times

on YouTube. No, it's because because those guys that there's this whole cinematic or whatever sphere of people Led by the angry video game nerd and they are like terrible at podcasting like that. Guess they're good at scripting content But like you put them in front of a microphone and they have no idea what to talk about the angry videos game nerd was good at scripted content, but like you put them in front of a microphone and they have no idea what to talk about. The angry videos game nerd was good at scripted content 18 years ago. Yeah, maybe maybe 12. Now it's not even as good.

Yeah, I'm not sure what they're good at over there, except for, you know, we love Tony from Hack the Movies and I was on his show along with Doug from Good Times Great Movies talking about private parts, I was starting a movie. That was a lot of fun. And so where this show used to record was that very same studio that I was in when I visited Philly in my buddy Tony. And that's what's crazy is they built this expensive

and they build really nice sets over there. They have this beautiful podcasting set that they built for the Cinemasica podcast, which was such a disaster that they ended it after 18 episodes. And now it's kind of like any Tom Dick or Harry in the building is allowed to run a podcast out of this beautiful studio. Yes. But the shows are just, frankly, abysmal.

The way it's set up is there's one room with two sets. And there's the set where they can change out what's on the walls. And so it can be like different shows based on what they're talking about. So the one today we're gonna talk about has a lot of toys and GI Joe stuff around. And then the other set is where Tony does his show

and there's all the VHS tapes and stuff behind it looks like a movie rental plays from the 80s or 90s. And they even had like another set like that they're just building, I think all they do over there is build sets. It's crazy. But the thing that I want, because we're not gonna lose content.

I made friends over there, so I don't want to piss anyone off too much. No, I mean, I've been known to piss the people off before. Well, I like these guys, yeah, that's the thing. I want to like these guys. I'm just like, guys, you've got to figure out a format.

Well, what I was gonna say is, there is a lovely woman who works in the engineering room as we're doing the show and she's in there, switching out the camera angles and doing some post production and editing and putting everything out. And I got to think, if you're sitting there watching these people, you're going, why am I not in front of the camera? How is this guy the talent? How is this gal the talent? And I'm sitting back here and switching camera one, camera three. Because this is a three camera shoot. Let me play my first clip for you.

And if you are missing the show, because we are mostly an audio podcast, I promise you understand what's going on here. Is a show hosted by Kevin, along with his buddies Ryan and Kirin. Now Kirin is from that cinema, podcast. We've covered him quite a bit on this show. But I just wanna start off

because like any good show, it starts with the coming up soon. Coming up, this is the hilarious stuff that you're gonna see if you stick around for the next hour or so. Recently, I found the most 2020 slash 2021 action figure you could ever find. This is a courier action figure. This is a career action figure. This is a time capsule for the era.

The kids are gonna play with this thing. I wanna put something out to you guys. I think that GI Joe classified will would be a much bigger line if it was stocked properly. Everywhere I go, there is over 100% demand for every figure that they put out. Even peg warmers, even figures that are not popular, they sell. All right, a few things going out here. First off, if that's the highlight of the show,

this is going to be a snooze fast. These are not hot takes in any way. No. I wanted to ask you this video, the reason why videos on the show is that I think he relates to this culture and can help me through some of this stuff. Yes. So you just heard Ryan there say, everywhere I go, there's over 100% demand.

Even for figures that aren't popular, those are the ones that sell. So a couple of things here. First off, you can't be unpopular and sell, because that's the whole definition of popularity. And also, what does over 100% demand mean? What does that mean to you, you know? I guess you said, well, I guess you're saying

that demand exceeds the supply that more people want these toys than you have. By 100%? By over 100%. I get potentially I don't know. I don't know how you calculate that. Maybe I'm the idiot. Can you have over 100% demand for something?

Yeah, well, if there's if there's 10 of a thing and 20 people want it, wouldn't that be over 100% demand? I don't know. Is that what I think he might know that? How would he like if? That's how it falls. Like if it's out of stock, that's the thing is how many thoughts we know how many we want it was how many direct share available. He's out of his ass. Yeah. I will say though that the peg warmers opens again, this is supposed to be this is a specific clip that they've

pulled from the episode to get you so excited. Like, oh, I got to watch the rest to find out what's going to happen in that discussion. Yeah. And it's, here's a courier action figure this one. And I'm like, what the fuck are they talking about? Like, how does this get anyone excited to watch the rest of the episode? Oh, so when he does pull out that action figure that they tease right there because it's like a first responder wearing a cloth mask He's like whoa, this is so 2021 and So then Kirin wants to know where he got that action figure. This is a fun back and forth

Where did you get that toy? Well, five below. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's like a new line The five below sometimes has some real hits. You can find some really like a lot of toys that just kind of either came and went at another store. You'll find for five bucks. Yeah, they. I don't think anyone agrees with them about this panel. Yeah, five blows got some real bangers.

Don't they? No, I can think of one person. It's a giant, giant, giant mic. He's like, I love five below for high-fives, five. Other than that, he might get some toys while he's there I'm lucky at a five-ball. You never know. All right. Where do you want to start off with? With what you put? Well, it's all right. If we're talking about cold opens I pulled my own cold open. I watched their X-Men episode talking about the X-Men line of toys

and Here was the this is the one I sent you o1.mp4 And here was the, this is the one I sent you, o1.mp4. This is how they opened that episode to get you so excited to watch the X-Men episode. And that was the thing. I told him one day, I'm like, yo, I sent him these, like, the prop clause that they make

that you basically put him here and they go like this. And I sent him, I'm like, yo, check this out. Like, you can get like Wolverine claw, because we would be hanging out and I would just always go like this, like when we would be like talking. And everybody would always say is like, why do you do Wolverine claws all the time?

And I would just be like, ask anybody here to in the office on those things that hold up the cards. Yeah. I put them on and I'm like, and I like wear them like they're Wolverine. Like I would, I would be obsessed with just like the, and I like wear them like they're like I I You've sex with just like the claws coming out of my fists all the time

Pegwaters is the cold man So I'm collectibles with high supply and low demand So I'm looking to you producer Chris and all I'm thinking is you want to give this guy a swirly so bad We're going to a toilet so easily. I want to get up by his underpants. The spotlight clip for the episode is a grown man talking about sometimes I go out of the office and I take stuff and I put it between my hands and I pretend I'm Wolverine.

I'm like, is that what you're going to talk about for an hour? That's the highlight clip for the episode to get me excited. Yeah, that's his highlight. Yeah, period So I have an example here of Karen being way too excited about toys, which So these guys are collectors Yeah collect toys, but Karen goes above and beyond that. I have I collect bat mobiles like hot wheels bat mobiles, I collect Batmobiles, like Hot Wheels, Batmobiles, and I just got the, I bought like four of them, but the Robert Pattinson Batmobile,

they released them, but I bought them ahead of time on eBay because I was afraid the movie was gonna get canceled or whatever was going on, and they weren't gonna put the car out. So I bought a couple for five bucks on eBay, and then I found a bunch at the store for 98 cents, and I picked them all up too. And then I opened one too,

so I was like, running around my desk every once in a while. Nice, I'm excited about the actual, I hope it's good. Yeah. It's called research, Carl. Guys, I bought all these toys, and I have all these toys, and then I opened one of my toys, and then I played with my toy,

and I played with it on my desk, it's, woo! Yeah, you know he made some noises with that. Oh shit, Gary, what's wrong with you, buddy? I got a sec. Is it possible that Kirin's like one of those seven-year-olds who just grew facial hair? Because I would be like, all right, that's cool, that's fun. I pulled so many Kirin clips. I really had to be like, all right, that's cool. That's fun. I pulled so many Kieran clips. I feel like all my clips ended up being him.

Like the host is just kind of what's the host's name again? Is it Kevin Kevin? Yep. Yeah. Kevin's just kind of like an average guy and he's just there to talk about toys. Kieran just has like an average three guys. He's a big guy. But Kieran is like this. average three guys. Yeah, well, he's a big guy. He's a big guy. But Kieran is like this, yeah, weird Rob,

what do I want to say? Peter Panish child. Who just like, it keeps me in like, yeah, I'll still play with my toys and like slam them into each other. Like, he really is just like a huge child. It's kind of fascinating. I'm kind of jumping ahead,

but I think my clip nine, he kind of talks about just playing with action figures. I used to do a lot of things where I made my own characters out of figures I had, and make my own weird worlds and universes and all these things. Like I used to, I was like a real like, I didn't have like a whole,

like it wasn't that I didn't have friends, it's just that I preferred to do that then go out places. God, I wasn't cool. I'm still not, I would still play with action figures. Oh, you can turn to the round, buddy. It's not too late. It wasn't that couldn't get pussy.

Yeah. That will be a pussy. That will be a pussy that will be a pussy Oh The Joker's here It's kind of funny because you have Kevin who's kind of like a collector and he's like all you know I'm kind of interested and you know having them and displaying them and Karen is just kind of like I like to take him out and make stupid noises and slam him into each other. Like, he literally, so the show is kind of at odds.

It's like a collector talking to a giant child. Yeah, that doesn't work. I think it's what you're trying to say. And we're gonna do that. We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that because this show is going in the wrong direction. This is the clips that I pulled her from about a year ago.

It might be the last time they filmed a show in this studio. Yeah. Now, I want to show you, I don't want to let this Ryan guy off the hook, okay? Because Ryan hosts a show too. And so they start off the show, they go around, you know, who are you, where are you from? And I think that Ryan needs to work on his elevator pitch

for his show. Ryan's here from talk about games and Karen's here from Cinem massacre. Do you have anything going on in your world that you guys want to kind of throw out there first? Well, we just started doing talk about games and it's been a lot of fun. We each bring our own game, maybe something he's streaming, something that I'm playing. We talk about them and then we have a topic that we talk about. And it's a lot of fun. Nice. So we get to watch them play games and it's a lot of fun for who? Not for me. What a great summary. We have a topic that we talk about. Oh, like every discussion that's ever been had in the history of. Okay., I would hope so it sounds unique It basically says it's show and tell but we watch us play our games

It's a lot of hot Hard pass these guys I Think they have a problem also just like staying on topic where you're like okay guys you're a toy show You can have a little bit of like hey here's what's up here's what we're up to but then they'll just go on like these huge stupid tangents Play my clip to where they're just talking about how hot it was at a convention. They were at I'm like I thought you guys were gonna talk about X-Men toys. This is insufferable like when the show opened

Because I worked at registration and I'm like signing people in and the AC is like off in the beginning because of like load-in Bring it in the car and cars and everything to finally cool down Like I hope I don't spend that thing I was wearing I was wearing this like I had a sweatshirt on end of vest Yeah, I know everybody's was like how do you wear the vest and everything? It's like well, it's it's always it never covers my sleeves, but I had to I couldn't do sweatshirt I'm pretty sad because I I'm really digging my sweatshirt vest combo that I've been doing recently. Awesome. So in the news segment, my mom said I was really snazzy in it. So these guys like feel like they've never interacted with another human being.

It's like doesn't the audience want to hear about how much I like wearing sweatshirts and certain weather and this jacket I was wearing at a convention. I mean, no, of course not. No. I mean, since you brought it up. All right. The other thing they talk about because my episode is late 2021, we are going through this issue with inflation in the country.

And it's hitting everybody hard, but in different ways. So the in the news, which is our first segment usually, Hasbro is talking about raising prices ahead of the holiday crunch. So we know that, you know, everything in the market has been up and down. Certain things have become way more popular, things have become less popular, and so we've got the holiday season coming up and the head of time Hasbro's, you know, trying to figure this whole thing out. And so they had a, you know,

they're profit meetings and stuff like that. And so the CEO is, is, this guy must be an insider. They were having their profit meetings and stuff like that. I've said too much Kind of let people know cuz freights going up the cost of plastic all that stuff is a mess I gotta be honest. I'm a I'm a little frustrated with

Because I'm a big fan of magic gathering and right now if you go to your local game store a box of the new Dunges and dragons forgottenome set is like 139 140. All right, I have a question for you, but I think you might know the answer too. Yes. When he says a box goes for 139 140, you talking about $1.39? I think he's saying $140. Thank God. Thank God. Box of 36 packs of cars. For a box of cars. He's not putting over $1.40. 36 packs of cars For a box of cars

Wait the Strix Haven set right now they have the set boxes which only they don't have the full 36 packs They have less packs, but they charge more money for it because it has more premium cards You cannot get a 36 pack draft box of Strix Haven everything is up in price Everything is Amazon Direct now, instead of the local game stores, don't have the inventory, it's just really difficult. I hope someone's had this over to the profit department, it has for all.

Yeah. I'm not proud of the department. I'm not proud of the department. I just look at it as, and get a curplock here for our next profit meeting. I have some complaints about the sites of cards that you get in this latest back. And so, say it's really hard to get magic cards right now or something. Like, yeah, the

the amount of detail that went into that. If you want a 36 count box of strict savings, you can only get my 30 count set box. It's like, all right, man, I get it. You're having trouble finding your favorite cards. Curent's complaint about Hasbro is somehow even worse than that. I mean, I don't buy too many Hasbro figures to begin with. I only really do co-recommanders or someone that I like really need, but they're already 20 bucks.

So it's like, are they gonna raise them to 25? I mean, that's already, you buy four figures, that's a hundred bucks, that's a little bit insane. That would be insanity. Could you imagine these figures instead of $20 each? We're $25 each. There's no way that's gonna happen, right guys? You get paid to sit around and do nothing.

You should never complain about the price of any action figure because all your money comes from doing this nonsense. I also like to think that because Cooper Commander's $20 now, he's like, what's it gonna mean? That's $25. Rarely do they raise it 25 percent? It could be $2,322 dollars.

Fair question. Going straight to 25. Yeah. That's the thing about this show is now there's like a, what do you call it? A documentary series on Netflix, like the toys that made us. Sure. And it's great. It's fascinating to find out about

like how these toy lines got made and what went into them and you know, what got approved, what got this approved. Like all this fascinating history of toys. This is just guys going, man, I really hope action figures don't cost more. Yeah. And like, all right, fascinating.

Yeah, there's no, we're just going into this sort of thing. You can say that about anything. I hope you make a podcast about, I hope Brad doesn't cost more next week. Like, this is not an important discussion. Wow, Brad is an important discussion. Maybe we should get into that right now.

We're not on eggs. All right, so I thought this was a fun little clip because they kind of beat me to it. Yeah, I think a lot of the stuff, I think back to like the old Simpsons episode where Homer Simpson's like, Neeeeer Damn it. I was thinking the same thing. Wow. They called out the soundboard a year in advance. Well, when when Karen was talking about buying up all those bat mobiles, I was thinking about this. When I was eight years old, my fantasy was that was much more

than my parents made, they'll spend that on toys. It'd be amazing. And when you're eight, you're like, holy shit, I damn all the toys. Then I grew up and I bought DJI drones and PRS guitars and mega touches, because I've grown up. You know, I buy adult stuff. I bring you toys. And I guess the kids today, I don't know if you know this, maybe you do Vito. They're not playing with dolls like these guys used to.

Because they're two who even plays with action figures other than us and adults now. It's kids are playing video games and stuff. Unlike you guys. But isn't that like, they're like, you know, these kids don't even play with dolls anymore. It's just us. Yeah. Even worse. Yeah. It's kind of sad. That is not a humble brag. No, it is certainly not. I mean, the level of nerdery going on, it's just fascinating to listen to these guys and why they love these properties. Yeah. Play my clip three where they explain the best thing about the X-Men character, Wolverine.

Wolverine's claws were such a, like, up in the air, kind of thing, like, why does he have the claws? Are they his power? Kind of something. Eventually, he'd be like, you know, he has, because Magneto tore all of the adamantia from his skin, from his bones, like, liquefied it and pulled it through his pores,

and they found out, oh, he has claws. But they're bones, but they grafted the Adamantium too, because the whole thing is too, like Wolverine doesn't know anything about himself, which is also a great plot device. Vito, okay. I don't know a lot about Wolverine, but it doesn't end cause because he's like a Wolverine.

Yeah, well, kind of, I mean, it's like a mutant ability, but they get into, I might have cut it short, but basically saying the best thing about wolverine is you don't know anything about him. Yeah. And I'm like, that's not a good thing about like a character. At least super easy. Like you're as an origin story. It's like the most, it's like how they start every movie

It's the origin story. They're like oh, it's so mysterious like where did he get the claws? And I'm like, well, you just told me that he got them from this so yeah, I don't know just like what what they're attached to about these properties is very confusing Okay Since you brought that up the episode that I watched was a lot about GI Joe And they get into some spicy snake eyes and Cobra Commander talk here. It gets a little political, everybody. So watch out.

Uh-oh. The only thing that gets me about that is the Cobra Commander, they're not doing the hooded Cobra Commander anymore because of current political stuff. Hasbro hasn't said why. That's what all the fans are thinking. Super seven said no hood is allowed. That's all they said. They were told they couldn't do it right now. And they're just releasing the two different styles. Helmets one has a white stripe and one doesn't and that's it. Which fine, but so I mean there's two big theories there. One is that Hasbro still hasn't done a hooded for this line and they're they're saving it as a trump thing that look they've already sold Ryan three

Helmety Like and then they'll do a hooded one and he'll be like why got have it right? Yeah, so there's that theory that they just don't want super seven getting to the jump on that And then there's the other one that it does kind of look like a KKK thing even though There's a very specific shape to a KKK and it's also blue It doesn't have yeah, I Never equated those two things KKK and it's also blue and doesn't have. Yeah. I never equated those two things. KKK and cover commander.

No, I've never heard that. I've never heard that. And even if that's the case, cover commander's a bad guy. So is it that kind of the right thing? It's like they're like guys, they're some of the KKK who are like fighting for America. Yeah. That would be controversial, I would think.

Yeah, I was trying to look this up real quick and it says yeah Maybe that is why they changed copper commander from having a hood to well the dome helmet or whatever But I grew up with GI Joe and I never understood by copper commander two different outfits anyway because no cartoon has two outfits except for copper Commander why is this guy changing his fucking wardrobe? Why is he so special they're never supposed to change what they wear. So, It's laundry day! That would stinks!

That would make sense. Alright, what else you got here, Vito? Well, so my episode again is a lot of X-Men stuff. And this is the kind of exciting talk you're going to get is a, I want you to play number four B talking about the gambit from the classic toy biz lime. You were complaining about the gambit early. Yeah. I don't like that gambit. I think he looks so skinny and his jacket is like so bad. Yeah. it's just like. But everyone loved Gambit.

Like he was such a popular character because he was fairly new. He was in the cartoon. You know, honestly, I never liked Gambit. Well, I don't mind him. I think he's whatever, but I just never was like such a Gambit fanboy. Yeah, like I always played as him in the Sega game.

Okay, because he was like I would I would usually go with him first because I would get he had the stick and he was like easier, but I just never was like super in a game. I don't know what the fuck is the point? So in the span of like 30 seconds, I'm like, what is the topic? What are you talking about? You know from like, all right here are the action figures. I don't like that. He's too skinny. Well everybody like gambit at the time I don't like gambit. Well actually, you know, gambit's fine, but I only played it in the second game I'm like guys just just talk about one fucking thing and it's just Every little I don't care who you played as in this second game

It has no bearing on anything. It's so interesting Vito ask me how I feel about gambit. How do you feel about gambit? Not strongly either way I don't know They have Fascinated I like his jacket, but I don't like when his jacket's too big and you know when they make the figure too skinny I actually had to cut that that clip short because he was talking about like, you know What kind of jacket they like on Gambit and like when the collar disconnects from the figure they don't like that I was like this is oh my god So yeah again like no like no like hey well I looked up the history of Gambit and here's how the characters created

I like anything that would be like kind of interesting and insightful just literally yeah, you know I just never liked how skinny the gambit action figure from 1994 was I'm sure there's an interview with the guy who came with the character or like you were talking about before the toy company The first prostit or why they you know there's there's video clips that can be played. There's so many things that can be put instead they have a totally underpaid conversation and then they put it on the port team Let's see. I'm still in the front of those guys the port team has put together the post-production to make it seem interesting And then that's a pop in the photo of these stupid cartoons and the stupid toys and Can get prepared for the show, it would have actually been interesting because they do like a lot of like speculation.

Like, some of the figures came with a card. I mean, it would have had some. But instead, it's a lot of them looking at a figure and being like, I wonder why they had different paint jobs. I wonder why this one had this hair. And it's like, well, why didn't you like try to find some information to enlighten the audience? And then I guess people are into toys.

And be like, oh, that's interesting. That's why they did this or why this figure changed or whatever else. But instead of just two guys talking about what it was like being a kid and buying action figures and then what it's like to be an adult and still buy action figures because that's one of the things they talk about are the newest toys that they've each purchased. They get very excited for that. Now peg warmers, do you know what that means, Vito? I learned of the term from the show.

Me too. Yeah. So it's the idea that you go to the store and that sitting on the shelf pegs in the store are the figures that don't sell. Yeah. They're warming the pegs. Those are the peg warmers, the unsolved toys. Now why they'd be warming anything is beyond me.

I don't know why that doesn't even make sense. I understand what a bench warmer is because of body heat by don't understand peg warmer. But whatever, dumb, dumb, dumb, we'll go out with that. So as I've alluded to, peg warmers is not the show that it once was. This show that we're watching here had like 17,000 views out of there, something like that. It has now moved away from a three camera shoot in a studio.

It's now. It's never been. Right. It's now this guy, Kevin, using a free version of Streamyard and bringing in guests that might not be as high caliber as there was that we've been seeing. I want to introduce you to my new best friend in the world. His name is Jeff. Welcome to Peg Warmers.

I'm Kevin. And I'm Jess. And we're here to talk about toys. I'm Kevin. I'm Jess. And we're here to talk about toys. Jeff, absolutely. I want to tell everybody a little bit about your channel real quick. So it started out as a Lego channel because I love Lego, and now it's evolved into, can

I review an action figure in less than six minutes? And that answer is yes. Okay. So that's what I do. Now this guy Jeff is so awkward. He doesn't know what to do with his hands and I didn't give a time so much for that the rest of the episode. Yeah, when he was introducing him and he looked like he wanted to go speak, but he got cut off. He just kept his hands there. Which is great. So this guy has a channel called at Jeff McElwee, tons of fun.

It has 238 subscribers. Very exciting stuff. Very good. And they brought him on. This is the most recent episode of this show. They brought him on to talk about setting up your toy room at your house. You saw this, huh?

Some hard-h hitting stuff here. Fuck conversation. And so this is, you know, it'd be one thing they're talking about except their entertainment system. And the best way to get your surround sound or 7.1 Dolby, like shit the guys would actually care about. These guys are like, how do we put your action figures out of shelf?

What, however, do you want? Who cares? I was gonna say, don't you just put those and fingers next to each other? I wouldn't want to amount of. Yeah, I'm excited to find out. All right, well, let's find out. You get chocolate stains out of a bean bag.

So this starts out with explaining why they need to set up their toy rooms in the first place. And my wife was like, well, when she make the office until, you know, we start having to. Yeah, there's a lot of interesting things about this guy. No, the first thing I want to point out is that my marriage is the most fascinating. Yeah, I think about it. And we're going to find out.

I have to say, we're going to find out he has the cool wife. Oh, yeah. He's the one with the cool wife, our buddy, Kevin, not so much. Now, my issue with him is his mustache because there's no way that when he eats a cheeseburger, he is not putting every condiment on that cheeseburger through his mustache. I'm the way to his mouth. And I just find that off. And my wife was like, well, why don't you make the office until, you know, we start having

kids and stuff like your toy room. Like, yeah, okay. A year and two months later, we finally have that room situated and figured out, and now I'm putting up shelves and putting up. She's, I can't believe these toy enthusiasts aren't motivated. 14 months to get the office.

I'm playing. I thought you were gonna pay your toy room. I'll do it later. I said I was gonna play And now I'm putting up shelves and putting up lots of stuff. So it's basically Christmas for the last week for me because Yeah Toys I Really is a child. He's so excited. Oh, yeah, the fucking Muppet. He's like, yeah, my life wanted me to have a toy room something make a noise I never need to get laid again.

We. Yeah. Now, now we're going to hear a boyfriend or busy in the other room. I'm going to get on my show. Now we're going to hear about Kevin's situation. And it's a little bit different than Jeff here. And so I recently moved from a house that I lived in on my own that was kind of toy explosion everywhere

to a house with my wife and my step-sons. And so the toys have been relegated to the basement. It's a pretty nice space to work in, but it's kind of like a blank canvas that's already full with a mountain of bins. So that's kind of my situation. I'm so excited about everything. I came up big thumbs up for that. He's like, awesome.

So I liked it. He goes, yeah, my wife told me get the fucking toys out of this house. That's all. You know, they have kids or she has kids. And she's still just like, all right, I know what the toys we're going to live like adults in this house. So you had to put them all in the basement. Is that what he's saying? Yes. Is he allowed to take them all in the basement. Is that what you're saying? Yes. Are they in? Is he allowed to take them out of the bins?

This is tragic. It is very sad. Now, if you think that's sad, is it wood paneled? Wait until you hear about what Jeff is saving up for. Oh no. The price point is a little much for me, but maybe with some saving and some Santa Claus, it might happen, but 400 bucks, it's worth it.

I'm sorry, he was talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cost $400. The new wine they have out like 400 bucks. So he's explaining that he needs to have some savings and Santa Claus. This is an adult man who lives in a house and he goes out and talk more about Santa Claus as they're discussing how cool these Ninja Turtles are.

And I just I have some theories about those. You have like the cloaks, the jackets, the boom boxes, the different hand swaps. And it's like, yeah, okay, you know, that that's it's worth it. I have to figure it out and maybe talk to Santa Claus. No I hope he's making a joke. No he's he's not and my theory is Vidal. Yeah. His parents are still buying him toys for Christmas. Yeah. This episode came out this month it's January and he's talking about I hope Santa Claus will give me the digital titles I want. It is sad that, well, what's interesting is that

the Pegwormers channel kind of started off and it was just that guy and it wasn't called Pegwormers originally. I don't know what it was originally called. It was like Kevin's toys or something. And then clearly the the Cinemastica guys or whatever this company is, came to and they're like,

hey, let's, you know, make you have a whole toy channel and we'll get you into the big studio or whatever else. And then this is where it ends up is, you know what, never mind, go back to your house and just talk to your buddy with 200 subscribers. Hey, what should we call the new show?

What's in full? How about a term nobody knows about? Let's call it that and see if people will find it. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, why not call it like toy closet or like toy junkie? Yeah, I said it's your scroll around. You're like peg that means nothing to me. All right.

Yeah, I thought it was a point category. You're right. All right, so this is why I think this Santa Claus might be this guy's parents. Because he talks about what he got for his birthday. So you were talking about reissues and everything else. No, no, you said you're going to move on to new to the collection here. There we are.

All right. So speaking of reissues. I saw that at the store. I love that they're bringing back an old Lego set. It's pretty cool. Me too. It made me really happy. My dad got this from me for my birthday. He just got me the original back in old Lego set. It's pretty cool. Me too. It made me really happy. My dad got this for me for my birthday,

just got me the original back in the 80s. Okay. Nice. And they also have a gift with purchase for this month at the Lego store if you spend like, and an observant amount of money you get the black crown, like a black crown ship. That's like a day ship.

Okay. I want to talk to this guy's dad. That's the interview that I want to have on this show Okay, I want to talk to everyone's dad because I'm a great theme of peg warmers is stories about a toy you bought when you were like this is Literally all it is for these people is talking about their childhood and trying to rebuy toys They owned as kids or revisiting the mistakes they made in their lives in the toys they owned at those times. He guys, my dad bought me this toy when I was a kid and then they reissued it. So he bought it for me again.

I'm like, well, you're pretty easy to shop for. I mean, that's the one good thing about this. I know you love this because you love it when you were seven. So here it is again. I know. Amazing. And then I have a similar clip. Okay. Well, it's just like these guys, the entire show kind of is just talking about their weird little broken lives and what toys they owned or sold during those times.

If you go to clip eight, it's a Kirin talking about his job history. The time when he, just just go ahead and play. You'll see. Finally, I was going to the art institute, I was like, I'm gonna do animation, all this stuff. I have almost no money because I quit my job. And I was a jerk about quitting my job at first. Because I ended up going back there on weekends, they were cool with me coming back. Okay.

I flat out was like, yeah, I'm not coming back. I'm going to cut. I told them like, yeah, I'm not coming back. I'm going to cut like they they I told them like flat out I'm not doing this. I was working at Red Robin So weird to listen to like the history of these guys like man, you know like and I told those guys I'm never coming and he went in and gone to blazing. I'm gonna go. Yeah, and you know, I can game whatever. It was a red robin by the way.

Yeah. So I flipped off by manager and her manager and all the customers. So it's grabbing stuff off the desk to make Wolverine claws and thaw my way out. And then two weeks later, there's like, who the shifts available next week? Yeah, exactly. That's the funniest thing. Because I was a total asshole. I mean, they did eventually let me pick up some shifts.

But it's just so weird these guys, like, how did they stumble into the world of entertainment? Wow. These weird broken paths. This is not a world of entertainment. I don't know what it is. All right, so this guy's birthday was a huge day for him because his body also got him a gift he's excited about.

I'm not a big as in the dress of Park as some people are, right? But I saw it in theaters and this is an iconic scene from that movie. That's a pretty great scene. And this was a gift from my buddy Don who was like my second-hand man when we do tons of fun. Okay. And he was like happy birthday Jeff, and I was like holy crap Don, are you serious? And he was like, yeah, I was like, okay, I'm really looking forward to building this and throwing it up somewhere. So. Yeah, that's awesome. I love everything about it. I got the T-Rex and the Explorer and the defense system there for Jurassic Park. That's really cool.

It's fantastic. Hey, well, man, he's so happy. Jeff's so happy. He's like, I can't believe I have these Jurassic Park Legas. I linked it up. It's $100 on Amazon for this Lego set. Lego could be expensive. But he's blown away by his friends, Don's thought of, wait,

for real, I can have this. It's like, yeah, it's your birthday. Wow. This guy is so fast. I got to subscribe to this guy. I see a connection with the Easter Bunny too. I mean, there's a lot of giving going on. The two safariesves get a cup soon. I got to subscribe to again, Jeff Mick

E. I'll we tons of fun. What a great URL. Very easy to remember. Oh, yeah, he's nailing it with that. So then Jeff actually prepared a video for us for this episode because this is all about setting up your toy room. And so what Jeff has done, he's decided to show after the 14 months it took him to paint the room. He's going to set up his toys and he's gone ahead and put shelves up. So I'm sort of working around putting like showcases or free standing shelves in front of those walls to save the drywall space. And I'm trying to figure out what goes where. And I know you're hanging some shelves right now. Yes, I am. I actually have a video. I can show you.

Oh, hell, yeah, everything is so good. White shelves against a white wall. And a really shitty room. I'm going to be able to see what I'm going to do. I'm going to be able to see what I'm going to do. everything is so white shelves I can see white wall It a really shitty room If stucho was into toys it would look a little like this That's not even with big hands and I feel so bad, but it's like That's like a closet with like room for like what is he just gonna stand there?

In turn, and it's you circle. He won't be able to turn around in there. No, what is the it's the toy room? It's literally like standing room only. Oh my god, I just play imagine if I had friends to show. So cool. And they're the cheap, you know, they're the cheap, what do you call it shelves? The little metal brackets, yeah, just a little shelving, you get it a home depot or whatever. It's not fancy. Yeah, fancy.

It's not fancy. I know like a custom thing in like a bar. I literally went to home depot and I bought, you know rails and the industrial particle board Like wow can't believe you and they nailed it So Kevin also came prepared with some hot takes on setting up your toy room And I didn't realize that displaying your toys takes a lot of creativity. I had no idea Everyone kind of has their own style So one of the things that's really fun about seeing different people's collections is seeing how they choose this play stuff

So like in my old house I had sort of zones, you know, like this was the all the reaction figures were on this one display and all the G.I. Joe stuff was over here and all the he man stuff was over here, but I had one showcase that was in my dining room. Why don't you Jeff get really bored of this conversation? It's bored. Yeah, it's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening.

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It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. old like wooden like current is what are they called a credenz there's I'm like I was really supposed to put like your dishes yeah you're fine shine or something yeah giant transformer at the top of it looks like imagination land yeah you're right used it for a lot of the lines that I only owned one or two figures from and it was really one of my favorite displays, just because it had so many different characters in it. And because it felt like it was missing a few of my favorite lines, I did end up

like sneaking in like A Snake Eyes figure and a few other things, just to kind of finish rounding it out. You slid out a stack of speakers. I had some street fighter guys in it and lots of stuff from the different 90s lines, like one or two figures. And then eventually if I got enough figures from that line that it warranted its own display,

then they would come out. Wake up Jeff. He's almost done talking Jeff. He's like, you're turning it soon. I think Jeff is just seething with rage. He's like, fuck your collection. He's like, fuck your fucking socks. Yeah, This garbage.

That's the blow. The fuck out of here with that. And again, I'm always like, I'm always like, well, do you guys have any like interesting, like unique toys that you show me, like stuff, like stuff that's rare that I haven't seen before. But the thing about toy collecting is never like, here's one interesting one.

It's, here's everything I own crammed into one shelf where it just becomes a big messy like disorganized clusterfuck and you're like oh cool I like how you jammed everything and I'll be this old fucking thing you inherited from your grandma they're not even in the boxes I know no you guys go sell those at eBay sir I hope you don't that's what's crucial all right this is the last cup I have of my buddy Jeff because he wants to show us this Batman figure I know. You got go cellos on eBay, sir. I hope you don't. That's what's crucial. All right. This is the last cup I have of my buddy, Jeff, because he wants to show us this Batman figure that he has because there's some dilemmas that you go through when you're setting up your toy displays.

Of course. I mean, it's not all just fun of games guys. Well, that's the thing, too. So like, I'm looking in my little corner here and I've been debating what to do with this Batman. This is the bandai in just his two Batman. Okay. And what do you do with that? He looks great, but like his cape sucks. And I don't really want to put him with all of my Batman stuff. Like my Batman like my turtle shell is all of my turtle stuff. It's not separated by playmates turtle shell is all of my turtle stuff.

This is not separated by playmates and I turn it. So turtles go here. Same with the Ghostbusters stuff. It's own. But like with this, I think I'm gonna put them with some of the specialty figures that I have just because I think you'll fit better if that makes any sense.

I'd be bored just saying this to myself. I know. I'd be bored if it's been debating. I know. I'd be bored, Fitlin. He's been debating this. I'm losing sleep during nap time. I look at his Batman and this cape just does not go with the other Batman. The Kim sucks. That is the one. Yeah.

I have a clip. Again, the decisions these guys are dealing with are like life and death, selfies, choice, narratives every day. If you have my clip five, some of the hard decisions that these guys have to make. And that's kind of where I'm at right now with a lot of these collections that like GIGO, I collect and keep everything. But with stuff like my Marvel figures,

a lot of them I've been going through recently and like, do I need both of these gambits? Like, do I need both of those storms? I've been trying to make some of these hard decisions to just slim the collection a little bit. I know it'll expand again, but then at least there's room for that expansion. You don't need any of them.

No, you don't need any. You don't need the word B. And my wife is all like, get a life. I can't imagine the amount of mental energy these guys are spending looking at two road figures being like, do I keep the one with the green jacket or with the teal green jacket? Oh God. Well, because you know that they're still kicking themselves for five years ago. They got rid of that Robin.

I'm like, I get rid of the wrong Robin. I think I can make that mistake again. But they're also drowning because the humidity says, you know, I need to get rid of the wrong robin! I thought I could have made that mistake again! But they're also drowning because he immediately says, you know, I need to get rid of it to make room for the more crap I'm going to buy. Correct, yeah. And he's like, oh, you're like, man, why don't you just like pick like one thing

and then just stop? But it's an never ending obsession. Let's see, should I start, should I learn my lesson and grow up or should I start a YouTube channel based on this ridiculous hobby? I think I'll do the latter. I Mean I'm a big collector, but like, you know, I've gotten to the point where I know what I want

I'm pretty much done honestly because I collected everything I wanted to collect at this point. Yeah, sure And I'm not I'm not expending constant mental energy of like ooh, I got to make room for this thing and like, you know No, you just you gotta have fun with it. For these guys, it's kind of become this sad obsession that is destroying their lives. Well, maybe they're enjoying themselves because Jeff seems to be having a blast. I mean, maybe it isn't enriching their lives.

If you can get that much enjoyment out of a hundred dollar Lego set from Santa, then make your little better life than the rest of us. I don't know if it was that easy kids have more fun like Christmas than I do Yeah, it's for damn sure So I gotta make it up on a live in this juvenile world. They live in Okay, and hookers are stupid Because these guys are having the time of their lives I think a couple of stories that I thought of as we were talking one You were talking about the Wolverine claws. Yeah, I used to have a couple of wristbands from when I played like pee we football Yeah, and I would stick pencils in that to be the claws

Yeah, you do rubber bands and in chopsticks. Okay, same idea. Okay Just be embarrassed about it Just be embarrassed about it. Yeah, move on Should do it on a little bit It's that content. I can't imagine sitting around my buddies and come in and recounting all the different ways we pretended to have Wolverine Oh, yeah, I used pencils sometimes These guys are living in a in a beautiful little fantasy. All right. I think the else you want to play from peg warmers a little fantasy. All right. Anything else you want to play from Peg Warmer's Vita? No, I think I got it all out. I just, I got blessed these guys. Again, and again, I find toys interesting. I find the, again, I wish they did more research and had like,

some interesting topics. But if you want to hear guys just talk about toys that they own, and the ones they're thinking about owning, and which ones they might sell to make rooms for new ones they want to own. Pet warmers is the place to go. This is why this is why Vito needed to be the co-host of this episode because I just be here going these fucking losers need to find something better to do with their goddamn time to rock with these assholes and feels going you can do a decent show about toys it's possible you're there yeah but you know and Vinnie should team up yes do some toy talk about toy talk spicy toy talk yeah well rip out you guys and I won't have any more friends

I mean most of the stuff that's fascinating about toys is just you know grown men talking about how they wanted to rip off children. Again, I really like that Netflix show, the toys that made us where they're just like, children are idiots. How do we take advantage of that? But unfortunately, these are the idiots they were selling to

so you don't get as much of that perspective. True, good point. Vito, it is time for our. Bridge of the week our Bridge of the week This one comes in from Nick Tucker It's called the Burn Barrel Podcast And he says this is a New England political show called The Burn Barrel Podcast hosted by

Tom Shatuck and his wife Ellis After their guest leaves they have to kill time And they have a rough go at switching gears Type of topics Okay, I don't have it up yet hold on leaves. They have to kill time and they have a rough go at switching gears. Type of topics. Okay. I don't have it up yet. Hold on. Can you fill it all? Can I get us a couple of cellsters or something?

I'm parched. Why don't we pull up the chat chat messages and do that first? Why? You can't fill for a minute and 10 seconds? Well, I just, I can feel. It's gonna take a minute and 10 seconds. Why don't we just do the show? Why do you have to go get something right now?

Yeah, work Alice. I'm out of mouth lubricant. Why? Because I'm out of it. I was drinking coffee, dude. I don't know. You can't handle it Can I why would I play duolipa for a little bit? No, no, it's okay

Don't worry everybody I can talk about a topic the thing I'm most excited about this week is Ron DeSantis taking over the This Florida college the new college. No, it's poor woman Can you just fill a minute 10 for me? Like, oh, I'm not, I'm not. It was prepared to do that, but I'm surprised that she's never encountered that before. Like, oh, I'm gonna go get something

that I know for my throat. Can you fill time? No. We're doing a show at Salt By The way, I'm a show. I'm with her. Like, can you just wait? Can I just set up the next thing?

And you can sneak out while we're doing it or something? I love Tom Shad expert, Barry. Oh, don't you say that? Because I remember I went on there a year ago, actually. Oh no, shit. Have I been on this show? I'm like, yeah, they called me when the Netflix thing was going on.

But I don't actually listen to the show. I have no idea what's going on. Well, I know you're from New England, area. So that's why I wasn't surprised. Yeah, I was wondering, I was trying to look up where in New England they are. And then I was like, oh shit, wait, I have no idea what's going on. Why no, you're from New England. Areas, and that's why I wasn't surprised. I was like, I'm trying to look up where in New England they are. And then I was like, oh shit, wait, I've been on this show. That's funny.

All right, I have a bonus cringe of the week. And this one comes in from Gong Fei Shashou. And it's actually my buddy, Blind Mike, on the Blind Mike project. And apparently they decided that instead of just ending the show like normal, they were doing something crazy, keep the show going and finish watching my entire interview with Harrison Young on topic time.

Now, Vito, I recently was interviewed by a guy who does a public access show on a Boston. And Bob. Great. Boston Public Access is a. Yeah, come down. Yeah, you're going to be real jealous. What do you see this?

All right, so because when Mike and I recently did who are these socials, I just pulled a couple of choice clips from that interview, played and he's like, oh, this is this is great. It's hilarious. Now it's a 30 minute interview. It's not all gold. So they think there's going to be a little sit there and watch 30 minutes of this horse shit.

And that's going to get a day to day. And it might not work out that way. Let's see how this goes for them. I know it's a little. I want to check it out. Well, you have to, do you think you'll have time to finish this episode if we wanted to do it today? Maybe.

Let me ask you this. What if right now we end the show, the free show, play the outro, and then just keep recording just for the Patreon. Maybe crazy? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe it would be crazy or maybe we can do it. Maybe both. I don't know how I'm, it's my phone rings.

My boss will be like, what the fuck you do? All right. So you could tell Craig's just like, I have shit to do. I do not want to be doing this. So he's already in patient with this idea. So wait, is this airing on public access? It did air on public access last weekend. Yes. It's also on YouTube. You know, all right. So I mean, that's can we move on? Please try to be my real life.

I can be but not when I do my show on a table. It's made just beef for the live viewers. This is a great emotional and now. I let's play a little more. But I'm all right. So Chris go come back. We please add this. I have so many other things to do. I'm going to watch Carla Topics.

I tried to watch your show and they didn't like pull clips. They just tried to watch the whole thing. Right. They thought they were just going to watch the whole thing. It was going to be riveting for their audience and for their patreon subscribers. Yeah. Okay.

This is how this wraps up. So I can't wait to, how much time is left? We'll state line time. We are halfway through the video. So 15 hours. A couple of people are, let's put it to a level. They want to leave. All right.

What do you want? This will just be for the live viewers. We won't post this part. Does that work? Yeah. I only have the, I stopped the, I'm sorry. All right. What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?

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I know that you know you all your show should be done with the idea that two public access guys might watch it later and Try to fill time on their own right? But Mike's that public access the show that watch me out of this public access So you are on public access with this guy with the tie. Yes, they're watching public access that they're watching me out of this public access. So you were on public access with this guy with the tie. Yeah, they're watching public access and they're watching me on there. Because like I said, there's some fun moments in it. The problem is they didn't pull those and they just put them all. Correct.

The big problem with this Vito is that this guy supposed to be interviewing me and it turned me into me interviewing him. So if you're not really fascinated about what this guy has to say, what's the name of the guy you were on with? Harrison Young is called topic time. Harrison Young's topic time. Yeah. I remember about Boston Public Access is all the homeless guys would like make shows

because then they could hang out there and like eat free shit. So it's dead to everywhere. Okay, it says it works everywhere you go drink the free coffee. Yeah, so it's just like always homeless guys hanging out at the building. Now, Vito, I decided because we were communicating about shows we could review and you also wanted to talk about this Tim Poole network that he's building up. Yes. Pop culture crisis is a show on his network.

Crisis. I believe it's from his studio, but he's not in it. I mean, I've been, so I only found out about this show because I got a cold call email on it. I don't know where and it's like, hey, you know, we're just trying to get people to come on the show, YouTubers, whatever else. We're a cool, fun podcast. And then I'm like, what the fuck is this? I've never heard of this. And then I started looking it up. And it's Tim

Poole is trying to expand his network. And he wants to have, you know, his cool comic book video game, you know, talking about how everything is woke, uh, network, because that's profitable these days. Yes. Yeah. Did you dig into these guys? Like, what did you find? Because I was kind of like, they wanted to fly me to like Washington DC or whatever this fucking compound is. And I'm like, you guys get like 200 views on a video.

I don't think I'm going to fly out to like Washington DC to be on a show that gets like no views. Yeah. So I've had some friends do Tim Poole show. And from what I know, it is in a very remote area of Virginia. You have to drive a long ways to get there. So yeah, but it's like a wild. Yes, correct.

So let's go ahead and I'm gonna show you a couple clips that I pulled from this. This is a show hosted by Brett Dacovic and Mary Morgan. And Mary Morgan is a far right nerds wet dream. And I'll start off by their bragging about how, no, they're going in the opposite direction as our friends at Peg Warmers. Peg Warmers scaling back, these guys are getting more and more shit going on with their while I'll let them explain it guys If you notice there is a new aesthetic going on. We've got new overlays. You got a new backdrop I didn't want to mention it. I

It was supposed to be a secret. I they would know nobody nobody would know So we hope you like it. We've got a new overlays. We've got new thumbnails for stuff We're making changes here. We're pushing towards 50k. We just passed 49,000 subscribers. Thank you guys so much for that. Means the world to me. Before we get started, would you please gently,

ever so gently tap the like button, just softly, would mean the world to me. All right, they have new overlays and all new thumbnails. All new thumbnails, baby. I can see what Mary's just like, all right, we don't have to talk about that. We had the production meeting, it's fine.

They were happy that they're putting somebody into it, but we don't have to brag about that. It's not that big of a deal. And let's be real, their thumbnails are the exact same as Tim Pools thumbnails, except instead of red, they've used pink for the highlight color. Good work, guys. So apparently I was meant to look this up, but when you get a certain

number of subscribers on YouTube, you get a silver play button from YouTube. You know about the speed of I do. In fact, I have one on the wall back there. What's the number you have to get to get a silver 100,000? 100,000 subscribers. So they're at about 50,000 now. And they joke about what they're going to do when they get their silver play button. Oh, yeah, very excited about it. Hey, Mary, you pointed out to me earlier, like we're almost at 50,000. Yeah, we are.

And it's halfway to 100K. We're getting the milestones get easy to reach every time. What will you be doing with your silver play button when you get a silver play button? Well, are we gonna like, saw it and have? That would be so cool. If we just saw it. Are you allowed to order a multiple?

You can get multiples, I believe. You can order. I think it would be funnier to saw it and have. See what I wanted to do is take Tim's like for Timcat, for Timcast. He's got like three of them, like just lying around the house. Like I wanted to just is take Tim's like for Timcat for Timcast. He's got like three of them like just lying around the house. Like I wanted to just take one and tape our name over it. That would be funny too. And put it behind me. Be hilarious. Oh my god. That would be hilarious.

If we just took Tim's and put our name on it. Pretty good joke. You might have spoiled that one. He might have ruined that joke. But you have to do that. All right, I was pretty angry to see these guys are ripping me off. Oh, I'm pretty surprised. We got some cringe of the day, Mary. We do. Let's go for it.

I stole your bit, dude. Oh, God, was I with you, Vito, when we were over at Dix watching the temple music video? Yes. Yeah. Oh He's still making those I Don't understand how anyone can watch Tim pool and go yeah, yeah, that guy's just speaking power I go this is the nerdiest motherfucker who ever lived He's got no idea what he's talking about and then I remember he's tweeting out

Motherfucker whoever lived he's got no idea what he's talking about and then I remember he's tweeting out After he put out his music video. He's like, yeah, we got four million views in two days That just proves the mainstream has been artificially holding back emo music and I'm like what the fuck you thought no You got four million views cuz you were paying for advertisements literally if you watched a YouTube video There would be an ad for Tim Poo Pools music video before it people caught this like Tim's drowns So it's not it's not all that organic is what you're saying a little bit artificial The name of his band is Tim cast that's not is it really yes? I think so wait, so should my next band be who are these

podcasts that big my life is here I just want to be great someone all the shows so watching Tim pool I mean I guess he has all this money from his stupid show and he's now expanding out and giving it to I don't like Tim show you Do you know is that the no I don't understand. I don't get it. I don't understand the appeal of that guy. What do you think about Mary Morgan on here? What do you think about her? This this this girl here.

Yeah. Every nerd every nerd wants to see girls are a little like uncomfortable and awkward because she's just like me. You know, any amount if she had exuded any amount of confidence or competenously, it'd be like, oh, I don't know if I can handle her. Yeah, what a bitch. Yeah, exactly. I think she looks like she doesn't do heroin, but if you thought that she did, she'd be

okay with that. Yeah. That's kind of the look that she has going with the dark eye on. It's stupid. Yeah, thank you. All right. So they go through different topics and different bets they do. A lot of the bets that they do are superchats.

And you'll notice like, money's flying around. And they have these different things that happen when people either like or donate or whatever is going on. So they're talking about this gender neutral award. It's called the Brit. I guess it's a British award. And it's called the Brit, I guess it's a British award, and it's for the best artist, and they're laughing because it's gendered,

you know, rather than have best male performer, best female performer, or whatever it is, it's just best artist. And the people were pissed because it was all guys that were in the category. That got nominated. And Harry Styles ends up winning, but this is Brecht's take on it, is that Styles ends up winning, but this is Brett's take on

it, is that like, well, yeah, you're mad that it's all guys, but Harry Styles is kind of like a girl. If you can see the picture on screen right now is absolutely obscene. Of course. But I forced Brett to put it in the thumbnail for the segment record. Absolutely obscene. He's eating a banana. It's not absolutely obscene.

I'm blown away by the obscene of this. Guys, if you have to turn off the YouTube video right now, I understand. It's not absolutely obscene. I'm blown away by the obscenity of this. Guys, if you have to turn off the YouTube video right now, I understand. But we'll be honest with you. See photo soon, I promise. See, of course. But I force Brett to put it in the thumbnail

for the segment regardless, because, you know, man-made horror is beyond your comprehension. And Harry Styles is not much of a man to be nominated for this award anyway. So clearly they're not doing this because they value masculinity or celebrating men in this category. It's only because they hate themselves, they hate gender roles in general, and will do anything to annihilate them.

But then they fail in the process at their own standards. You know, like there are two faced hypocrites every time they prove this to themselves. It was the same thing that happened with what was the one that happened recently. They said they made the, not the Oscars, they made the Golden Globes or whatever more like they changed. I don't think it was the Golden Globes. Whatever one, oh no, I'm sorry. It was the Hollywood foreign press. So it was Hollywood foreign press. I think

there was some other award show that also went gender neutral this year. Not only the research was where they they added where they diversified their panels and it was still a majority of white people that got nominated for the awards. The reason I went that goes so long. This is a 22 minute long discussion around this thing. It's just like, who cares? Honestly, this is the way I feel about this. If you

want to take gender out of all these award ceremonies, then guys will just win everything. It's fine. We have no plan. Yeah. I say merge the NBA, the WNBA, just take the best players from both of those leagues and see what happens What whoever that might be? I was the best in the way So I'm like would I tell him to like Yeah, so I just thought that was funny. This like their hot take on it's like oh yeah a backfire cuz it's all dudes But actually that dude wears like fingernail polish eats bananas Where it's like fingernail polish eats bananas

Yeah, do you like righteous indignation of like oh god how horrifying hairy styles the most disgusting gender bending It's like I don't know man like this is the guy who makes some music or something. He's he's He's from a boy band. I like Justin Timberlake is the exception to that rule. Can we all agree that's the one guy that we're all like, ice cool. Every other one from boy bands like, come on, come on. Maybe Marcy Muchbrother. Did you ever watch the Backstreet Boys and go, well, that's just a paragon of masculinity right there.

It was metal fight a war for you. It's always been a feminine. All music is a feminine. They don't dance around and wear costumes and synchronize their movements. I don't watch them and think like I want to crush some beers with those bros. That would be a lot of fun. We get to bust. Well, maybe like the most masculine thing on our hot music. I can't believe they would change pop music and to feminize it. Where have you fucking? That's the problem is all these people are too young, you know, like

they don't understand. It's like no, the pop music is always been gay. That's the point. I know like I love what people say like music's never been worse And it is now like well no every aero's had shitty pop music every single one Yeah, it's horrible. It's terrible music. So now they're they're talking about how They did this gender neutral award for non-binary artists because there are people who don't fit into best male, best females. That's why they had to do it. And then look at what happens here in the background of someone donate money. Well, they, I think that the Brit Awards specifically took to doing these gender neutral categories

because they got backlash from non-binary artists like Sam Smith saying that they get unfairly excluded from getting these awards if they don't fit either gender and either like gender's category, which is like obviously in this is like a very famous person. Oh, wow. Thank you This is like a very famous person. Oh, well, thank you Gunshots, yeah, right in my Just like I'm watching a cam girl Take my panties off

Was it sound like a car crashing or something? Horrifying every time you get a, a bunch of gun shots ring out. Get all the fucking crowd. Alright, thanks for the two dollars, Tom. Hey, that's the Ukraine donation. Thanks for the $20. Yeah. Guys, if you have a show, don't interrupt it with fucking constant super chat bullshit. Like, I have a little dangers, I'm like, they really have it set up so the studio sets on fire. Yeah, it's a fire money shoots out and flies in front of them in front of the cameras and stuff and derails everybody.

Is that what the money is like flying out? Because they have like money flying out. They have a machine that shoots money when you're holding to them. It's all very distracted. Yeah, I kind of got to get get one of the little Michael I, that's fascinating. So now they're talking about people who go by, they them pronouns.

And it's always good when you start quoting Ye. That's when you know you're on the right track. That's when you know you're on the right track too. I saw a meme that it was a Kanye meme. And so they were talking about Sam Smith. It was an article saying they, referring to Sam Smith, and Kanye is like, who's they though? Yeah.

Exactly. I mean, that's what we should do every time that these people say preferred pronouns they them. We should be like, who's they though? Who's they though? Who's they? Who's them though? And why are there multiple Sam Smiths?

Well, it's funny because with Sam Smith, he made his career off of being a gay male artist who made music from the perspective of a gay man that went viral particularly for that reason, a lot of the time. And you're claiming that you're unfairly excluded. I think that this is the time to take accountability for your own career. If you aren't doing well in your career, you aren't winning awards.

Maybe it's because the quality of your work has gone down or because you're not marketing yourself. Have you tried not sucking? Have you tried not sucking? Have you tried not being a piece of garbage? Yeah. These people, I say it every time they can't compete and then claim oppression when they can't compete every time. So I'm kind of with her on this, except for the idea that if they did have a category best male performer, best female performer and you're non-binary and you can't win that award, right?

Is it that way with the whole point of this thing? And they're going maybe because your music sucks. Like, well, no, no, we don't know where to put this person Right these categories I think one of the problems was that like people who are non-binary were getting nominated in both male and female categories And like I'll clearly that's unfair Bytes of the apple So they're trying to figure out what to do with it I don't know what you do, but again,

this kind of just like lazy, performative anger of like, oh, it's all so ridiculous. Well, Eric, then give me a solution. I'm glad you said that because I pretty much agree with their takes on these things, but I think what they don't realize is that they need Hollywood to be this fucked up for them to have content because of all the sudden content goes back to what it was in the 70s.

What are they going to be complaining about? I'm sure you're familiar with this new Velma cartoon. That's out. Oh, I've watched it. It's bad. Okay. So they're very excited to talk about Velma. And by the way, this is a new Scooby-Doo reboot where there is no Scooby-Doo.

Just a black Velma. All right. Guys, we're moving on it's you can't go um two days in a row without talking about valma cuz it just keeps getting worse and I don't know how it's possible guys scubi is a black woman did you know that scubi with an eye he's in he scubi is an independent black woman who don't need no man. I feel like this is more racist. It is making the black woman the black woman the dog. Yeah, yeah, potential. Super freaking racist because Hollywood's full of racist. I mean, okay, so first of all, this is just like actually incorrect. Right. They're using. They're using bounding into comics as a source, which is like not a real news site. It's just like a bunch of right-wing guys being like

Hollywood did this today and they're making all the characters gay. And there was this room we're going around that Scooby-Doo is going to be a black woman and the new Scooby-Doo and it's no that's not what's happening. It's funny because at one point Brett even says I don't even know if any of this stuff is true but it's in raging. I'm like well. I'm gonna be offended by it. You're gonna fight it. That's the problem with so much of this content is it's in raging. You're like, well, I'm going to be offended by it. You want to fight? That's the problem with so much in this content is it's, you know,

there's a good chance this is completely made up, but you know, it could happen. And that's why we got to talk about it. Actually, my last clip as a perfect example of what we're talking about here. I mean, to me, it's like, I don't

even care if it's real. I'm not even prefacing this by rumours, because I don't give a crap if people like, guys are spreading misinformation kick rocks. People are already hoping for this show to end at one season in the most absurd way possible because that's the only way it can go. So like they're hoping Velma actually gets pregnant with Scooby.

What else? And then they think that Velma is given like the ultimate full circle reveal as a Scooby-Doo villain. Yeah, she's the big Velma. They pull off the mask and it's white Velma. That'd be funny. It'd be a twist. So here's the one I thought of. Yeah, go ahead.

Vita, as they're complaining about, obviously, very woke reboots that Hollywood is up to. You've seen Andor. Yes. Okay, I'm not on the way through it, but the whole premise is the rebels want the empire to overreach because then people won't be complacent and they'll actually fight back against it

because of the tyranny involved there. If the empire is just like letting people live their lives and just kind of taking control slowly, then people don't really realize it, the whole boiling frog. So I think what these people are complaining about is that's what they need to survive. Is this being, as hell, it would be as woke as possible,

just being ridiculous with this shit. So they can complain about it and get a huge audience. People go, yeah, this does suck. I'm like, you'll Scoobyoby-Doo It's a very interesting Cyclical thing where all these guys have to go. I can't believe Hollywood screw. I mean it's the same thing for me I made a so much money complaining about Star Wars. That's true and now anytime a Star Wars comes out I go please be a complete piece of shit He's a shit. I can't.

Get my What did you think of it, Dardy? Like I like it. It would suck. That's how we feel about podcast in general. I don't know. It's a really it's a really sick cycle of now if media is good. I'm like, Oh, shit.

I got nothing to talk about boring. Uh, boring. Exactly. Uh, I even put out a review of Andorra. I was like, well, what if I talk about, you know what Andorra is actually pretty good and I kind of like it. Yeah. No fucking views.

Nobody wants to talk about the stars you like. I want to talk about the Star Wars. That's a woke disaster promoting feminism and people of different colors and how we need to put in. Well, also, if I like Andorra, I'll just talk to my buddy about it next time we go over for football. Oh, you see, it's pretty good, right? Yeah, all right. Yeah. I don't need to watch about a YouTube gun. Yeah, it is pretty good.

It is pretty fucking good. And I'll say, would you guys shut up above Star Wars, please? I don't know what football is actually did happen. All right. I have a song parody from Lord of the Bowl coming in for us. from Lord of the Bowl coming in for us. On a warm summer's evening, I walked into a nightclub, and there I saw a dabble. He was having his fifth drink, so we walked up on the stage, and then he started talking and bored him over took the crowd as he began to speak. He said, guys, I made a living by holding onto co-tails without a shred of talent, yet he by am on the stage and he started through some hacks up about Trump and fake orgasms

And when the crowd began to leave, he started dropping names So after the show, I said, John, I actually know you I used to watch your interviews when I was a kid He asked me for a fight, said he forgot his wallet I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I No, when the world is in the line of the line Action on jokes, you never pay for your friends When you sit in the half table You do just remember to remind them every day Every devil knows that secret to surviving is riding off successes That happened in the past and then rewriting history

So you don't say my producer and I call the comments you discovered to get some super checks And then he finished speaking. He turned back to his green screen and crushed out his tent can't afford and faded off at the bed. So it's like I would have his mom's house and I got into a new bird and realized I'd never see my five-year-old again. You got no winter dabble. No winter dabble, no winter dabble. No winter laugh alive, yeah, she wrote jokes.

You never paid for your friends when you sitting at the table. I think it's a repetitive after that, but very well done. I didn't think it had a chance when I knew it was gonna be a story song. Any writers, that was awesome. It did actually work. Yeah, that was very good. We got someone else rocking out over here.

Oh, what is happening, Cardiff? Cardiff, you met Vito before? Well, I have not. I'm very honored to meet Fat Chad Zuma. Oh, wow. Shots are fired. I'm just going by the hat. I'm sorry. I don't know. No, don't worry about it. All right. Guys, I brought some know if you know who he is. No. He's trying to be Joe Rogan.

We have a theory going on in this show that he's a space alien. And he's trying to mimic human beings by watching thousands of hours of Joe Rogan because he knows nothing about anything. He's one of the dumbest guys you'll ever see in your life. He just put out an episode with this guest James Files is his name and James Files claims he used to be Jimmy Sutton, the man who actually shot JFK from the grassy knoll. He claims, and he has a book out that the CIA hired him to have JFK killed. He's got this woman Pamela Ray, who's the author of this book on the show as well. Yeah. Wow. I know. There's a lot going on here.

Well, blowing this. Yeah, this is fast. This could be big. Yeah, this is big, by the way. It's it's going to start with him introducing his guest news. Yeah, you can tell these guests have a nice set up here. Okay, we have author Pamela, right? And James Files, thank you both so much for your time. I really appreciate it. In fact, I'm proud of you. So I mean, both of you come together and decide to write this book initially and come out with everything. Oh, you know, everything.

I've heard of that. First of all, I just wanted James files to tell everybody who he is or actually who he wants. This is the guy who actually shot Jeff Kay, he kicked it up microphone. He's like, oh yeah, thank you very much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I want to know. Isn't that a no? It's my perfectly shine. What is wrong with his face? I don't know if he's got anything to do. I think he's got one of those like, yeah, breathing tubes. The one thing I think. So the website too, which is hilarious, you would think,

if you're the guy telling your server how you kill Jeff, give me a guess, I don't know, what am I doing? You'd think you'd buy a URL for 12 bucks. No, no, no. It's JFK Murder James Files.webly.com. Is it where you get more information? And you can get all the credit books. I don't think JFK Murder Files.webbly.com is where you get more information and you can get all the adjkmerter files that weebly.com was taken because they were coming out.

And had to be the only thing left on Weebly was jfkmerter.jamesviles.weebly.com. Curtis, you watched this one yet, buddy? No. This is insane. So the problem here, of course, is that this guy has a story to tell. So Tommy doesn't get to talk as much as I like him to. But Tommy loves the mafia. And this guy was connected to the mafia at a certain point in his life. So rather than Tommy asking questions like, how did you get involved with the CIA? Why do they watch JFK killed? How did you not get caught assassinating it?

What's the whole thing with Lee Harvey? I as well, all of these questions you do want to ask. He picks up on, oh, you're in the mafia? You know, I grew up in South Philly. So I was around a lot of those guys too. Why did they call, I think, a lady, what they call, the typewriter? Yeah, I chuck you the typewriter. How do you get that, man?

You're asking the guy who killed Jeff K. I'm shocked that I'm afraid I got to say okay. Marty, mom, you know what I love is these funny mob nicknames. You know, where did Mike Marinara hands come from? It's like he's the man who killed the fucking president. Yeah, that's ancient history. Yeah, that's boring. Everybody's heard about that. That'll be about those big greasy Italian Omeatball subs. You boys used to. Now, the other funny thing here, Vito, is that Tommy has this backstory that he's actually from Pennsylvania.

So I think part of this is like this cover that he has. He's learned enough about Philadelphia and stuff to be like, oh, yeah, that's where I am from and also so and so. because there's a few times I didn't even pull it. We're like, did you know so and so? Or say, guys, like, no, I, did you know Mikey the earthling? Pat or genos, what's your favorite? Yeah, right. Exactly.

Which, a sandwich, sandwich you enjoy All right, so this is like one of the dumbest things that Tommy has ever said. Oh God Yeah, and then we're off to maybe a week before everything happened with JFK Didn't you over here Oswald saying everybody's gonna blame me for this or something along those lines? Or or somebody had said, you know, you're hanging around with them too much or something. Be hard to be awful and I never talked about the JFK assassination. The five days we spent together and wrote around. Didn't he say everyone's gonna blame me for this? And I thought I did it. No, he said that afterwards. He didn't want to go to a state of a Patsy before it happened.

What did it make sense? No, if he knew it was coming, then he would have. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Didn't he tell you that before he goes, no, we never even, we never once talked about JFK with each other. Like, where did you hear that from, Davi? Where are you gonna hear research from? Who's gonna play me in the movie? Yeah. I heard it from Jimmy the typewriter. Now, I do this thing where from now on whenever I go on a show, I'm going to have a giant sign with my URL on it. And I'm going to put it on the table in front of me. That's just class

right there. Yeah, well, we can't miss it so we said so as we know time he loves magic we've seen him engage with magicians before so he's got a question now you know all the talk about that magic bullet that doesn't even have a mark on it so if you if you go on magic but a lot of i cast a lot of books they of books, they talk about it.

They talk about it as being one of the bullets that was shot, but there's no marking on it at all. I don't know if you're familiar with all that and everything. Dude, I'm the one who shot JFK. Do you think I haven't researched the... You think I know what the story is? Yes, I'm familiar with that. Now I told Jim, K was with his wife at the time.

Did you hear about... It may have been in a car. What do you think about, Kay was with his wife at the time. Did you hear about it? Yeah. It may have been in a car. What do you think about all that? I heard it happening, obviously. Yeah, obviously. Do you know anything about that? Carle Fun Fact.

I know you're like Fun Fact. I just went to magicbullet.weeblee.file.com. Oh, yeah. And this is real. There is a magic bullet. Wow. What other tricks can it do? I was the bullet magic.

Just tell me. Do you remember the magic bullet? Yeah. I remember the magic bullet. I remember the magic bullet. I remember the magic bullet. I remember the magic bullet. Wow. What are the tricks can it do? I was the Bullet Magic. Just tell me. Do you remember the Magic Bullet Blender that they would sell on TV? No. Yeah. You've never seen the Magic Bullet. It's like, they had like a whole info marshal and it was a blender called the Magic

Bullet. And I always wanted there to be a complete line of JFK tragedy kitchen appliances. I was like, I was like, there's so many great Kennedy tragedies that you could name kitchen appliances after. I don't know why they stopped the magic bullet. Could I have the JFK junior salsa boat, you know, drown, he's fly your chips in with two female passengers and a fiery salsa excitement. I don't know why you're not in marketing, Vito. That's lost that man. The Ted Kennedy pasta strainer,

Dunkier pasta the way that drunk bastard drowned a woman off the shores of Chapacwittica. No, you guys probably think that you're gonna learn from WTP today who killed JFK and how it happened. Unfortunately, that's not what's going to happen right now. That's not what we're going to get it to get the book. We're going to talk about this guy spent 25 years in prison. And the last two years of his sentence were in medium security.

And Tommy loves talking about prison. Now, one of the things about Tommy is that he went to prison on a federal offense because they were selling like supplements or something and he got busted for doing that. They weren't FDA approved or whatever it was. Was it like a short term? That sounded like you'd get a lot of time for that. I think it was less than two years. Yeah.

I mean, no, no, uh, earth jail can keep Tommy for too long. No. So this is by your iron bars. He's here to pretend that they were holding him in there. Oh, yeah, oh, no open for parole. I couldn't face it for my molecules through these Definitely not Now now if he wasn't alien what better place to study humans than in prison. That's true. Good point. He probably signed up for it Mm-hmm. All right, so this is, Tommy gets very excited when they start talking about prison and prison. So this is because he knows a lot about prison.

We should have medium joy. Yeah. And I prefer to make sure to the medium joy. They sound crazy, but that's the fact. Yeah. Well, at least you got to a medium. We will make a top. At least you got to a medium and got out of the pens in the high security. You got the penny. You got not, Mr. Files, now you have the Supermax,

the Max, the pen, the medium, the low, the camp. You got 27 different names now. Show up. It would never let me go to a camp for a minute. Mostly I believe I believe that. I believe that I have a long history of violence. Finally I live with that every day almost. He goes because yeah I have a long history of violence behind me.

I've killed lots of people. It's going to be know man. She's subscribed. All right. Let's clip I have on here. So he explains how lucky this guy is that he had a loving wife the whole time he was in prison and would come and visit him. And this is now the dumbest thing you'll ever hear Tommy say. Well, you have a lovely wife that loves you to death and I'll tell you why you, you're lucky, you know, she came to, to write you and, and prison, everything. And whenever I see that, that's such a special thing because, you know, it's just special. You know,

and I'm learning how to fight and did martial arts. So anyway, so why would I as well to even take that risk? You know, because he was, why do you think he had any idea how serious it was going to be? Oh, okay. And then and then all those years he never says anything. He was the best. He was killed two days later on national television. All those years, he didn't want to speak up and say he did nothing to do with it

i can't believe he wouldn't declare his innocence and other shot at this you probably should have researched this you believe the odd wall the dead story carl well it's funny because regimen to file says i don't think he was killed that he lived after that and up until recently passed away. Is that what you think, Gardev? Yeah, obviously.

Okay. Well, I'm not gonna argue with you on that one. I just wanna thought that Tommy would have done just the tiny spit of research to know that Lee Harry Oswald was killed two days after the assassination of JFK. So he's not gonna be on the show, I don't think. I didn't even try calling him recently.

Is he gonna have a comment? There. I have to go now. My planet needs me. Okay. So we have a game on here, Vito. You're gonna love this game. Cardiff puts this together for us.

This is to catch an alien. Now what we're gonna see here, I haven't seen this, no one's seeing this yet, I said we're Cardiff. Sure, Carl. I don't cheat, but I have one, two of the last three. So I'm pretty proud of myself on that. I don't like to cheat. Yeah.

Now what you're gonna see is Tommy is gonna say a few sentences, sometimes it's long, sometimes it's not. And then we have to guess what he's going to say next, because like I said, he's a very dumb guy. Okay. And we get five choices of what he might say. We have to choose from those. You got to listen carefully.

We'll keep score. This is for bragging rights. There's no monetary award. Not yet. Wait, I thought blow jobs in DevilCon. Blow jobs in DevilCon. Okay, yeah, that's good point Okay. Not monetary. Yeah. Oh good First blow job I didn't pay for

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch An alien Are you ready to play to catch? Unalien I'm ready on the or destroys something. That's the ultimate God this intimate and eternal universe is the ultimate God in my opinion I agree with you, and you can ask them I say this all the time that Well, I believe that one of the reasons things that you know guys like you that study this and find these things out that it doesn't come out is because could people handle it?

Could people without the mind like I'm interested in it so I can handle it? You can handle it. You know some people can. But if your family member dies and the reality may be possibility, no matter what you believe, I respect it, but there's the possibility that you may never see them again. How much of society can handle that? But if you have that belief that, oh, I'm going to float up and see them again, maybe you can live the rest of your life, not all upset and messed up. Or if you think that when you die you die and that's it You know people would go crazy and the only thing I see good about

That whole religion thing is that if you if that's what you need to do the right thing and fun You know, I respect it, but to me And this is just my belief from reading it to me It just sounds like four guys trying to get power. And they all got different stories, and it's like, when you really read it, part of it may be true, part of it may not be true. I don't know either. I'm with you. I don't know. Jesus. To catch an alien.

What did Tommy say next? Look at he possibly saying that here your choices exactly number one But when I see a nice car like a Lambo it really makes me think B What seal on musk? He might be able to figure it out Yeah Elon Musk, he might be able to figure it out. Yeah. Next, by the way, he's obsessed with Elon Musk.

And he has actually claimed that Elon is a space alien, which makes me think this guy is hiding in plain sight. Just for context, this guy that he's interviewing has some connection to Elon Musk to we work with him or something. Okay, but okay. All I do know is I know business for the apostles they just sound like a gang to me. Lastly, when power is corrupted, it's absolute no question to catch an alien. All right, I am going off on a limb here because I know that Tommy is so sporadic and ridiculous. I'm going number three. What I do know is I'm good at business. That's what I'm going to say.

What do you think, B-Dow? Well, the only one that kind of follows on the theme when he's talking about in religion would be the number four, the apostles. So I'm going to go with that one. Sure. All right. I'll go with number four. You're also number four?

Yeah. People in the discord are saying number one. I'm seeing Mikey says next. It's the right one. All right. Let's find out if we can catch an alien today. Me, it just sounds like four guys trying to get power and they all got different stories and it's like when you really read it, part of it may be true, part of it may not be true.

I don't know either. I'm with you. I don't know. But all I do know is I know business. And to me, it's like, four guys, five guys and a half, five different stories trying I don't know either. I'm with you. I don't know. But all I do know is I know business. It's a different story. We have a match hour or maybe get laid at the time. In there because how can five people see five different things? We don't even know who or wrote the book.

Well, thank you. You know, to be honest with you. This is just evidence that you're losing your goddamn mind. I'm watching you watch Tommy. I'm watching you watch Tommy. I know business. Business is good. So Carl for blow jobs in Rochester. Congratulations. I'll be receiving. Oh, Mr. Electric. Oh, that was way off. All right, let's see. There's still some time left in this. Let's see what else we got. So yes, to catch an alien. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the religious aptitude to catch an alien. Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric youtube subscribe today also whtplive.com for tickets to double con but please don't forget to stop by stuck John Khan Across the street you know To catch Unalien

Fucking guy, yeah, always still here always always mugging away. Haha always mugging that one Alright, wow, thank you very much Carter who've done it once again, my friend. You cheated again, could you? Put together. I have three of four now. Are you going to start sending these to Chris instead of me? I do not watch that at the time. Of course, there's no review girls here this time to see me win. Damn it. I'll have to text them and tell them how I want them.

They usually are really impressed about it. Everyone always loves that. I want my podcasts. Little game. I'm on my podcast, little game. I'm not good with your own. You're the most sexy man on line. What have we done today, Vito? We talked about the peg warmers, Kevin, the king of the peg warmers.

We talked about the peg and king. We talked about setting up your toy room. We talked about blind Mike Bailey at a very bad idea of watching me with Harrison Young, pop culture crisis, the latest from the Tim Poole extended network, extended universe. I know I was gonna say, yes, MSCS media with Tommy talking to the guy you actually killed JFK about why some guys nickname was the typewriter.

So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts and he will would be over here trucker Andy on Saturday and we'll be checking this out. Grab the bull by the balls. Another episode of aftershock got a very interesting bunch of people in here today. I guess it's sort of a little bit of a reunion of sorts.

Um, he's really a fan of and Gange now. Yeah, I know. What the fuck happened? Uh, of course, he's been waiting to say that for a long time. I got, uh, John Melendez here in the studio. Call me starter and John. Stutter and John in the studio. Today we got another special guest.

I don't think he needs an introduction. Go ahead, you can talk. I met people doing it. I talked like that. Not one person in the world. Fred the Elven boy in the room. And we do everybody. Hey, we got Mr. Not one person in the world. Bing. Fred the Elven boy in the room. And we're doing everybody. Hey, we got Mr. Mike Gaggianji in the room. What's up, guys?

That's right. We've talked about after Shock XL before from Steve Grillo, but as a lot of people know, Fred the Elven boy passed away just a couple of weeks ago. The longest running whack packer on the Howard Stern show. And so we're going to go back to 2018 and check out an episode of After Shock with for the Elven Boy, Mike Gange, Stuttering John Melendez. This is a suggestion from Jack. And I am looking forward to that. That should be a lot of fun.

What Wack Packer is there left? Well, I know high pitch Eric is still around. I think he don't choose. It's still kicking. Tan mom. What else? Who's the Crow lady? She's still kicking around. Mary and from Mary.

Mary from the back. She's definitely a wack background. But maybe she is. I was going to say she's like 10. The mother of the black pack. Yes, she's the mom, the Wr of the black. The mother of the black. The wrangler of the black. Yeah.

Well, Vito, thank you so much for coming on today, buddy. People should check you out. I'm excited to be here. Yes. Check out the biggest problem in the universe every Friday night at six Pacific time. Yeah, typically every Friday. And we got some cool guests, I think, in in February we'll see what happens on check out the show

You can check it out at biggest problem the dot show We're having a lot of fun. We're about to hit 1500 patreon subscribers. We're crawling up on w atp This is a thing with Bdont. He likes to send me if if ours isn't growing as quickly as his as he likes to send me a little screen grabs and thanks to Robert. Oh, Carl, you lost my patrons last week. What did you do? I love Bito. I tried to show but I was showing off that I'm just often coming. Yes, you know, I will come on your show.

If come on over, man, and you got to check out Dick's new problem. Two of my carolies. Have you seen backed by I am very familiar with backed by yes Well, you'll have to get your show on there, but anyway, yeah biggest problem not show can I tell you just between you and me Don't tell anyone else this because you know dick and I sure friends the reason I'm not jumping on backed by just yet Dick loses interest at everything that he does. He starts up a project, he starts working out a project. And then he just gets bored of it, just moves on to something else.

I'm waiting to see how long this actually lasts for before I jump in. This was a really good idea though. And this is something he's really passionate about. So, correct, except for the cryptocurrency part of it, it's a very good idea. Yeah, well, it has to be crypto, but you can't use, again, it has to be crypto. I don't.

I can't use, again, it's like Patreon with crypto because the banks can just shut you down. It's tragic. Well, that's what happened to his new project too, which was something I was going to get on and then the bank shut them down and that went away. I was supposed to be the alternative to Patreon. And so now he's got a new alternative to Patreon backed by,

which I believe is BA CKED dot B.Y Yes, I'm excited about it and a lot of creators are jumping on board if you make Content that you think banks might get upset about you're worried about your free speech getting taken away I just I don't know. It's a great idea, but yes, I do agree. Well, hopefully something comes of it Yeah, don't tell dick. I'm skeptical about it, all right? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it has no way of finding out about it, Carl. It'll be a secret.

Good. It'll be R.C. or just us in this room right now. YouTube and Discord, no one else. Yeah, exactly. What else can you have going on? We're gonna be working people find your YouTube or anything else that you're up to these days.

Well, you can find me on youtube.com slash Vito. I'm working on a review of Velma, which will hopefully be up by the end of the week. And I'm also working on my comic book Super Killer, which you can check out at superkiller.org, get on the mailing list. And hopefully next month we'll be doing the Kickstarter launch for that one.

I'm excited. Excellent. Well, Vito, I don't want to take up any more of your time. We're going to listen to some voicemicemails talk about some reviews and stuff like that But I'll let you cruise sounds good. All right have fun guys. Thanks for having me. Do thanks so much for coming on Oh, and check me out at JFK sucked my grandmother dick dot weabley dot files dot K.O All right, if it's always you can get that up before tomorrow morning when I add it and put this show out You'll get a lot of traffic on it. All morning when I add it and put this show out.

You're gonna get a lot of traffic over that. Yeah. All right. I'm really working on that right now. Okay. Priority. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all.

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I haven't asked him that. I was going to pick him up on the way. Cool. Yeah. I was going to say because I don't think he would come to CWTP by I think he would come to hang out with you. Would be by guys. Actually, I'm going gonna stop by the studio on the way home and do some recording. Yeah, wait awesome tracks Why are there sweet? All right, any new reviews coming in for us, Cardiff. Yes. Yes. I think our As evident by the first review

People have heard our cry per reviews. Yes, our plea. Yes. A little too thirsty for reviews. Carl is a handy capable, casually racist, mental patient who's shooting for the stars and just might get there one day. The podcast format is making fun of bad podcasts and he bucks tradition by sticking to that formula. That's one way to live your life. That's something a five-star review right

there, Cardiff. Yeah. Yeah. I was listening to Drew and Mike show today and Drew started talking about because he mentioned Handie capable. He goes, you know, I never really asked Carol about his club foot. What does that even, what does that mean? Do you know Brandon? And I'm like, Drew, we've hung out with each other multiple times now. This is still a mystery of what's... It's one Google search away.

But even we've all, so he knows I'm able to walk around and hang out and drink too much. Wait, didn't you show them off in Detroit? Yeah, we were in Detroit. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what's the heck, aren't it? Maybe you were sitting at a table, you couldn't see. Maybe, yeah, maybe that's what it was. Well, it was funny because Brandon goes,

yeah, the first thing I did when I ran in the car on Detroit is I looked out at his feet, and we were running the same sneakers, and I was embarrassed by that. That's why I was trying to miss Adidas. They're nice. Any more reviews out there? There's a few more, but. That's why I was trying to miss Adidas. They're nice. Ha ha ha. Any more reviews out there? There's a few more, but there's one longer one here.

We'll do this and save the rest for Saturday because I'm sure it's gonna dry up again. Jesus. A cheap imitation. I searched iTunes for a great new podcast. I just discovered when to my dismay, the similarly named albeit grammatically inferior podcast popped up instead This podcast is nothing more than a blatant ripoff of card of electrics. Who are these podcasts?

Okay, I have sent us I have sent an email to CEO Apple CEO Tim Apple But in the interim while's fraud department works diligently to remedy the situation, do not listen to this podcast. Please deduct the five stars of this review from the Opposer podcast and credit to the real WADP. Thank you. Um, Carter, did you write that one? No, that's from Carl's Clubfoot.

I think you wrote that one. Well, I mean, it could be me. It obviously came from the United States of America. Okay. Maybe you didn't write it. All right. So you want to save the others for later? Yes. Unless you have time. Um, now let's get the fuck out of here. Let's listen to some voice emails. Kurt, if and I have been podcasting together all week, we were on, um, uh, go Rico show Sunday Sunday night and then I did the blood. I was sorry that was ass-j-pop it. My bad. I thought Cardiff is

able to do it that I guess I'm mistaken. Just share a studio. Gotcha. And then I'm doing the Blatt cast yesterday with Christian Blatt and he surprises me with a guest coming on. It's Cardiff again. Potatoes following me around the internet. So that's all good. We'll see you on Saturday. Jenny Jingle has a plan for you this evening too. Oh good. I'm gonna pop out of your bed. If I come out of the covers there's a potato there. all the covers is a potato there. Oh! Chen, you're covered in sour cream.

What's going on? Do you want to tell me what's going on here? I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try.

I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. The fact that you auto tuned way way less on your most recent song was a huge Improving and I'm not even saying that's like they son of your voice or anything else

It's just when you auto tune like crazy It actually takes away from the comedy and the fact is that Carl Clearly doesn't value people singing on pitch. Sure. I mean, his own freaking band for Christ's sake. I can't even have a singer. But anyway, that is a, you sounded really good. Don't lean on the auto tune.

Boy, sounds good. The way it is. You just, it's a funny song and it's funnier if you're all pitching and all over the place. Come back. Hello, if anyone else wants to communicate with people who listen to the show, just come onto my voice bow, I know we'll just fucking play the message for people. All right.

We talked. Oh, a good mockumentary would be what happened to the singer of the isotopes. No, that's not a bad idea. Now, the evidence I would have given is PJ Filium for the reason I don't care whether you sing on key or not. Obviously I played for PJ songs than anything. Correct. So, all right, we talked about the improv assignment, Tom Myers at 9-11 or at the twin towers on 9-11. Hey, it's Kovac Curtis. Did I hear Tom Myers at ground zero on 9-11? All right. Wow, you see all this?

This is why I can work in an office. You won't see me going out in this shit. And if you think that's offensive, just on Norma Donald, we'll clap at that. Okay. That's a, that's a Tom like tag. I, I believe this is a, a different person who's could take it as a stab at what top buyers would say. That's an area. We got a few here.

Tom Myers on 9 11. Take one. We got a few here. Tom Myers on 9-11 take one. That airplane pilot got his driver's license from the Dale Earnhardt School of Driving. Pretty good. That's a good impression. All right. Let's hear another one. Tom Myers on 9-11 take two. That pilot got his driver's license from the Princess Diana's chauffeur school of driving. I would go and follow the time. Yeah, we're getting closer to Tom Terry. Tom Myers on 9-11, take three. That pilot got his driver's license from the Senator Ted Kennedy School of Driving.

Okay. Yep. Also a good one. One more. Tom Myers, 9-11, take four. That pilot wants to go into the space shuttle challenge or driver school. All right, all good suggestions. I like those. Carl, your dick tastes like shit. Call me back. Oh. Bad timing on your part is what I would say to that.

All right, the Cal photographer. Call back in. Hey, Carl. It's the Cal photographer and I have a bonus for you for you from the Harrison Blake Young Facebook page. So in Kinsers, Annie, doubt left at Topic Time is one of the premier TV podcasts of all time, or at least of the modern era. Here's 3,000 quick views and plenty of exhilarating comments regarding my recent Topic Time interview of Garo Hamburger. One of the most renowned podcastes and promoters in the free world. And certainly, all that of the enslaved one, need I say more about that?

No, but I probably will. Enjoy. Was that one star, Carl, or five stars? It's on Facebook, retard. You don't have stars or ratings on Facebook, but you are the most prolific podcaster in the enslaved world. See, Kyle. I don't go over this guy works and take pictures of cows.

That's good point. We've used the professional surf. That's right. So apparently Harris and Young is taking some victory laps over on his Facebook page because our interview together is going very well. And right now you can check out interview with Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve, yes. Which I have not watched yet.

Have you seen it yet, Cardiff? Yes, very well. I just watched where he showed it up to me. That was the best part. Okay. Yours too. Thank you. We did both shout you out.

Didn't we? Yes. Are you going to get on that show soon? We're, St. Dr. Steve is working on it for you. Okay. I don't want to give Harrison my number. I don't blame you. You know, I'm in the car lying distance.

Okay. Oh, geez, the voice now is a fighting again. I always hate when this happens. Hey, this is called Back Curtis. In response to the guy, he told me to get a better bit. See, that's my face of Gavocon motherfucker. I'll be the fat guy in a jack-of-full video game patches and a beanie. Maybe you can't find me.

You can just prime my face off of card-electric dick. Wow! Devocon's gonna be interesting this year! Is this gonna be a Devocon to remember? Wow! Okay. Is that Jeff? This is going to be a demo con to remember. Wow, OK? OK, these review girls, they've got to be put in check somehow. So there's no review girls, the week following when you played this voice now. All of us need to send our giant cops to them.

Send pictures of giant cops to the other phones, so they come back to the show and show it's a fucking pit. If they don't show us a tit, they're going to show them our cops. I disagree. ArtisticPod at gmail.com. You want to see the cops? No. Charles has shit all over it.

Not right now. Later. Which means you should definitely wash your hands. All right, let's not fuck with the review girls. They're very busy ladies. Just try to make it in this crazy to topsy-turvy world. All right, Nate from Flint. I'm not gonna say Flint, Michigan. I know where Flint is. Nate from Flint, call them. Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, those two voicemails were not to eye, brother. I have a naively voice and I start my voicemails with Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. That guy was like, fuck, I'll play that well, that was good and say. You see the difference, man, use some context,

clue and do some digging, man. I'm really heated about this carol right now and I know this voicemail is going on a long time beyond your handspan but you can deal. Made from Flint, Michigan out. I said I assumed I had one listener from Flint and it was the same area code so I assumed it was you. Could have been anyone. Right. I think it's normally a pretty good assumption on my part. Last one. Yeah, I just wanted to ask, does anyone know why Chad Dumas keeps calling himself a mud-chirk? Did someone trick him into it? Or is he being trolled? Yes.

I mean, this isn't a term I would usually use but the first result on Google what's your area? Mud shark now and one Draugatory offensive Ethnic slur a non-black person usually a white woman who has sexual relationships with black people usually men? The also cold burner jungle fever once you go black you never go back Mud shark So, yeah, that's what Chad Zumaxton Column himself the past month for some reason

Well, I think it's because Kevin Brutum called him that and I actually Google that too. This guy is right I was not familiar with that terrible or the definition of it, but Chad you are a mud shark my friend Congratulations on that I'll be selling mud shark shirts Channel fighting some merchandise he's out there for it damn it. Yeah Mud shark puppets fighting people want to wear my shirts Holy shit. Yeah Chads been talking a lot of shit. I know you guys are shocked about that. He plays in the mud

He plays in the mud that one. All right Curried if they should come in on buddy Thank you always good to see you subscribe to the subreddit surfing YouTube channel today. That's right. We got that number of two a thousand for you guys. Yes. Subreddit surfing Mondays at 8 p.m. Eastern time Vinnie Paulino and Cardiff Electric talking to Randos from subreddits. Is that any tagline? I just invent your new tagline. That's thank you for the elevator pitch because you haven't used the term elevator pitch enough in the last few episodes. Alright, it's got you there. It's a real fucking critic. It says you just read the reviews.

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