Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep379 - Aftershock XL with Stuttering John

Episode Date: January 22, 2023

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I assign this task every fucking week. Hahaha. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Aftershock XL. This was a suggestion from Jack. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Steve Guerrilla,

the seven year intern. And on this episode, he had Centering John, Fred the Elephant Boy, Rest in Peace, and Mike Gange. And the special occasion for this show is that Stuttering John's bookhead just come out, I think this is 2018, right? Okay. When this episode happened, I think something like that.

So I want to start off, Andy brought some video clips, I'm jealous normally on the guy with the video clip. Well, yeah, I'm just realizing now, this is a different show. Oh, you brought a different episode. Yeah, it'll still be fun to have video clips, I'm jealous, normally I'm the guy with the video clips. Well, hey, I'm just realizing now, this is a different show. Oh, you brought a different episode. Yeah, it'll still be fun to have video clips. I got a ton of clips, remind. Sorry, I thought there's gonna be a lot of overlap anyway.

Good, yeah, we won't have the same clips. That's actually really funny. I'm like, there's a video person in this week. Yeah, I found it right on YouTube. Yeah. That's really funny. All right, well then, let me start off because it starts off, I played in the teaser

the past episode that weren't the very beginning, grow, introduce, is, starting, John, John's like, whoa, you got fat. And grow was like, yeah, I know you've been waiting to say that. It was a show started. So apparently, John predicted that he was gonna get fat many years ago.

And I said to him, I remember what, I wanted to go, don't worry, Steve, at 2830, Matalabasams gonna slow down. What's gonna slow down producing with it, dude? I think it's a metal band. Matalabasams. It's not that good. Matalabasams. You're matapsable. Matalabasams. I got their first autographed by them. It's pretty sweet. And then, we're into that. They talk about how obviously you have Stuttering John.

How did he get his nickname from Stuttering? And Fred the elephant boy. So I was like, wow, everyone here has a speech impediment. This is like the speech impediment. The only one that does have a speech about a pig. Me here is Gange. Do we want to do something about what? John, the speech about a paint. Oh, what speech about a paint? speech in patta paint. So would you, so would you like to say out there? I'm going to do a pile on this too because

in my clip for it's another great example of John not being able to say words. Wait, we're doing, we both have Star Wars shirts on. Isn't that great? Yeah, this is the biggest thing that's never been planned. Yeah, yeah, let me, yeah, yeah. These are my canistered fubes and fused popsicles. Oh, hold on, hold on, I shoulda do all of them. Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna shut the door, hold on.

Hold on, you didn't get either of those words correct. Let's go back to that again. I want to see him showing off his canvas foos. These are my canister and fume canister and fume pop cycles. Infused. Hold on, I'm gonna shut the door, hold on. I love the professionalism of this show. Yeah, the production value is just a roof.

I like how he's just like this. I'm just wearing matching Star Wars shirts as a gayest thing since monkey pox. Let me un-gay it by slowly eating a popsicle in front of you. I got a banana land around here somewhere. I'm gonna suck it. Let me get right on that. Now one of the things that John likes to do is repeat the same joke everywhere he goes all the time.

Constantly. We've documented this quite a bit. And the first thing they all start talking about is this amazing prank phone called a President Trump that John pulled off. And this is a joke that he, I've heard this over 25 times, but it won't stop him. I was trying to sound a senatorial, but I, you know, I sounded more janitorial.

Yeah. I try not to repeat myself. Yeah. Like there are times when I think I'm talking to a whole different audience than the regular audience, I might reuse a joke or something, but I would feel bad using the same joke over and over again. Knowing that there's people like me out there going. Oh, I'm just rolling their eyes Yeah, we know that one John Jesus cool rice. Speaking of that in my clip five

This is him. It is a totally different show where he calls krillofad again Okay, you know every time I know I'm pulled up when I look at a picture It was just that look at defeating my eyes. I'm like You were just panicking on defeating my eyes. I was like, you were just pounding on me for something. And I was like, you know, it was me and not Howard. I know it was you. And I know it was you. Well, I'll tell you this, Steve, that was about 150 pounds ago for you.

Oh, yeah. You love to do that, but still, you're not the picture of health. I'll, Steve, compared to you, I'm freaking sure I can. I don't know. Oh my God. I would definitely disagree with that. I'm looking at both of them right now. You don't have a leg to stand up.

Yeah. You look like you're actively dying. Right. He forgot to borrow a light bulb from one. The lights are so dim and his apartment. You can't tell. How fucking gray he is. Demar Hamlin was in better shape

after he got hit by T. Higgins. There's no way the Johnson here going, yeah, but I'm still doing well. Yeah. He looks 10 by the way. I don't normally play voicemails early in the show, but Gary from San Diego, called in with some updates.

And I'm gonna play this just because John's sitting in his shitty apartment right here, doing this interview with Guerrilla. What's going on with that shitty apartment of his? He's been trying to sell for months and months. This just him. Hey Carl, Gary from San Diego. Well, just check Zon Zillo.

His house is off the market for about a month. But he relisted it. Oh, his original listing price like eight or nine months ago was 424. He lowered the price to 399. Wait a second, I think it originally listed at for 50, and then they brought it down to 424 if I'm not mistaken, because he already reduced the price once. I do remember. And now it's 399. He's come down 50,000 on this if I'm not mistaken.

He'll be like if he gets 325. But anyway, he keeps trying to sell it. Of course, I guess, yes, they keep it clean. That's pretty hard for somebody with a obsessive compulsive disorder. It's true. At least that's what he says. The sloppy guy.

Anyway, good luck to John. Yeah, good luck. He's back in the real estate again, again, listening to the house. There'll probably be a lot of people looking at that house i would imagine talk to you i'll keep you posted talk to you soon i already saw people in dead was anonymous who live in the l.a.a. area going on

i'm definitely scheduled to open out i definitely want to check the i got to find out what it smells like please report back observing report people before we get away from uh... how in what great shape John is Oh, right. Yeah, this is how this is how he makes grow look bad

I know but I actually lift weights and exercise And I high I high oh, okay, I wish he would take one Oh, okay. I wish he would take one. That's not a brag. No, it's a great flex. I went hiking. Yeah. And the balls on this guy to say that he's in better shape than anyone.

It's insane. He's in the shape of what comes out of my dog's asshole. That's the shape you're in. I mean, it is on shape. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. All right. This is, well, I'm just going to play this right now, because I think Gary called it right back again.

I like it when, like, usually Gary comes as like a reporter. He's telling us the facts. What he's, what he's seeing on the street. Sometimes the editorializes a little bit. Hey, Carl, Gary again from San Diego. I just want to remind you that the John's townhouse condo is an apartment conversion. It used to be an apartment building and then they converted. It's really a piece of shit in the middle of Kanoga Park. Overlooks the parking lot and across the street you got a beautiful

view of the home depot. It's a real shit hole. And it looks like he hasn't painted anything the carpets are worn and The pictures on the wall are crooked. It's a real real pig pen and I'm sure it needs double fumigation Just so the reals are going to get somebody to walk in there and take a look Anyway, that's the update All right I guess that's a double fumigation, double secret probation. I'm not explaining you know, the convertives, the parmin, I mean, but it's a real piece of shit.

Do you want to get a good look at it? I got a clip where we can see what great shape it's in. Clip 15. This is John making a beer run. Real quick. So we could wind it up because I don't want to keep it What great shape is it? Flip 15, this is John making a beer run. Real quick, so we could wind it up because I don't want to keep you because I know, you know, you had so many other things going on. Sounds like classic. You know, I'm chilling, do me a favor,

just put it on full screen with you so I can grab some more beers. All right, all right, we can pause it right now. We're being recorded, so we're good. But are we live? I don't know. You know, are we live? John wants it to be just a hit on the screen so you can't see it's a part of it. I'm in a break.

I need 20 seconds. I'm just gonna go grab beer. Okay, okay. Yeah. Let's peer into the life of John Melinda's A.K.H. Suburin John. That's a different place. That's the same place I was at. He's fucking degreased on the wall behind him there. Cloud in college.

And they're not even straight. It's just this mess on the wall. I like that Grill is going, oh, it's weird. He invited me over when he had that mansion. And now I haven't seen this place before. Again, no one's ever been in this place before. He ever made nons man. Even his kitchen is a green screen I'm just gonna get a beer when I say I'll be I mean

John was it? No, it doesn't matter. I just thought that you know And if you just want a full screen with you Then you can keep talking. I'm just kind of surprised that you got up. You can see your apartment and there wasn't like filth everywhere. No, I know. All right, now.

Because it's not pointing down. That's what it is. That's what it is where I could see filth everywhere. Yeah, the ceiling is the clearest part. That was right. That was a great call. I grew a little. By the way, that ceiling used to be white.

Now it's off white. Yeah. Stick lines. It could be an issue of these places. Grillo really knows how to tee John up though. That's one of the only good things about this episode. I agree. So on the episode that I listened to,

that was your assignment. Yeah. So you have all these guys. Of course, Fred the elephant boy is a whack packer. He got Mike Gange, who worked for the show for a very long time. Grillo worked there, Southern John worked there. What was it like working at the Howard Stern show? As Tammy Pescatelli, the great comic has said when already and I were fucking battling

and out of an artist's podcast, she said she's like, it was like watching two people from Auschwitz. Or, you know, like who survived Auschwitz. And now they have like severe PTSD. And they're just like, because that's what it was like. Gaggy done. I agree. Working on the stone show. No, I purple the year.

It was like surviving the Holocaust working on that. I mean, I think that's pretty much a one-to-one comparison. Right. Yes. Now, one of the things that made working there terrible, and from Jon's perspective, is down buckwalt. Down buckwalt, of course, was Howard's agent. Yeah, and so Jon's promoting his book,

he talked a lot of shit about Don in his book. Yeah, he's rubbed up to talk shit about. Don the douchebag buck wall. I used to fantasize about This is really horrible to say I used to fantasize about getting a Room in the hotel across the street from Buckwall's office with a fucking rifle and fucking taking that motherfucker out Because I really that guy was the biggest fucking bully asshole ever.

I like the John's fantasy is the worst way to kill someone possibly ever thought up. Yeah. So you're gonna run a hotel room. Hopefully you're using a credit card from Chad Zuma because you don't want to put that in your name. And you're going to try to take a low percentage shot from across the street into another room. Hell this story. Already? Of course. So this is just another play out of the play. Andy, this is where I'm at right now. I sit down and listen to John and his show from two years ago, one year ago, four years ago, five years ago.

I'm like, I've obviously heard this before. Right. But I haven't. Yeah. But John just repeats the same shit over and over again. It's insane. That's a, that's a reddit. I know.

I never should have brought up that they were two different shows. It's exactly shit. No, we don't. I could have pulled it off in. No one would know the difference. Let's talk about how pathetic Grillo is real quick. Do you understand that I worked there for seven years and did not get a fucking paycheck?

You know how illegal that is? You know how I could have sued the fuck out of them? That's kind of odd, you're retired. Yeah, you worked in the woods for seven years and never thought to say like, hey, could I start getting paid to be here at some point? Like, no. Yeah.

If you wanna keep coming, we'll give you shit to do, but no, you're not a deploy. Oh, hey, I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, right. So what was he doing for money then? Just living at home? Well, they talk about how, at a certain point, John had a sublet, his apartment to them.

Do you remember that whole story? When he was talking about that, because they talk about this on the show too. And this is John getting caught in a lie about it, which is great. He literally gave us no time to leave. Well, no, they gave me no notice. They said if you guys are a little sick and they said, and by the way, my rent was 400. I told you 450.

No, no no no no no We were paying six now you we you double the rent on us. No, I did. Yeah, that's you did That's a blatant line. No, we were paying no Six or six fifty. Yeah, he was making 200. Yeah, I was making 200. I was paying for right for it Off of kids who were making $9,000 a year. I'd even making $9,000 a year. Not even making $9,000 a year. I know. The fucking scum bag. Suddenly, I would never do that.

How dare you tell you, right? Yeah, that's exactly how that happened. Fuck. My clip 17, both of you guys are here at damn it. Yeah. Clip 17, this is them remembering the state of that apartment once they started self-letting it. I have a clip about that too.

No, no, no, no. Let's talk about why you nailed your dirty underwear to the 65th sheet apartment. So Gensie had to pull it off the wall. Did I really do that? Yeah, you did. And it was? No, it was skid marks and everything.

And it was really good. Yeah, you did. There was a pile of toenails in the carpet. I was like, thank God, I took Mikey Stein Drew So fucking gross you left that apartment at Trojus hideous mess I just want to say for people who aren't watching John looks so proud of himself. Yeah, did I do that? Geek. Oh, yeah, there were shit states about to work Stinker yeah literally yeah, so yeah, so let me just play my clips real quick because remember different episode Different people on the show same conversation. Oh, dude. It was a wall and I was falling apart was like lopsided

The back of which is alone with the skull. Yeah up after you left the cockroaches. Seached. Yeah Oh really the guy who just found you like the pipe piper And then also about his fucking toenails What is with this guy in his gross ass toe nails John added his piece of filth to the apartment to leave for us Yeah was and I was in John. I thought they were fucking disgusting. What was it? Oh, I was a pilot.

Don't know. And I walked on the carpet in that room again. Again, 30 years old. Yeah, I would get stabbed in the room. And it was one of John's. Don't. You know, you left a shitty pair.

You nailed a shitty pair of drawers to the wall. Did I? Yeah. Did I? Not G. I can't remember any of that. John's You nailed the shitty pair of drawers to the wall Oh, gee, I can't remember any of that if you're not watching this Carl actually shuddered when they started talking about the Tony I'm drinking beer over here. We stopped talking about John's toe Scrares so fucking gross By the way, I noticed the judge didn't write about this in his book We haven't gotten there yet, but the time he nailed his dirty underpants out of the wall. I think he's saving it. So that Gengi had a fucking deal with that.

It's a show business thing that we do. Yeah. I don't know, I saluted Arty laugh out of John's mouth. Yeah. No, in John's book, he's the hero in every story. So I doubt he's gonna talk about how, oh yeah, I would cut my toenails just leave him there Yeah, or even I remember throwing a shoe at a cockroach the size of a baby's on

All right, anyway, what else was going on the episode you checked out in Clip 8 this is John getting every last drop out of beer that he finishes is within the first two minutes of the show And then they started out reminiscing. Yeah, they start reminiscing about when they were a lot younger here. This smirk, the fucking, fucking look at that smirk on your face. You cocky, smug motherfucker. See, you're looking at Howard, so Howard's beating you up there. Yeah, but you're going, look what I'm creating.

Now, we'll put that picture back up. Look his hands are folded in his arms and he's got that smug little smirk on his face. You'll go look what I did. That's exactly what you're doing and you know that. He's wearing a fucking tie-dye t-shirt. Like, you just got back from a grateful dead concert. Yeah, you're not buying that look for him. No, I'm just like pig pet because I live in one. He's a regular Bob queer. That's why you're the goat. Someone's gonna get that joke out at our school and move on.

So, um, this is grill. The way he left the Stern show was very magnanimous because he didn't want to burn any bridges. Well, that's the thing. Howard is the one who burned the bridge with me. He, oh, but Howard burned the bridge with Stuttering John. So now Howard's banging on his door and I pleased that the center John podcast and he's going, well, you know, the way that we love things back in the Howard Stern show, I don't think so. And let's not forget the reason why John was upset with Howard Stern.

I talk about you and I like, when Howard gave us the Christmas gift. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck off with the fucking pop star. That's a galley. He does the pop-cord story a GAD on this show. Unbelievable. It's insane. And this is, I just roll, oh, that's Rech. This is him calling out Jackie for telling an old joke. It's so funny because, can't I was on the OP podcast with Jackie. And used that joke and I go, Jackie, it took

us so fucking old. Yeah. I don't want him using your joke. But anyway, he's calling Jackie out for using an old joke. He calls already out for laughing at all of his own jokes. He does all that. He does all of that all the time. It's all he does now.

So 33 minutes, John's holding court because John's the big celebrity out of this, all the time, it's all he does now. So 33 minutes, John's holding court because John's the big celebrity out of this crew. He was on the tonight show, he'd be an answer and all that. Finally, they let elephant boy get a word in. I was with a Dominic's, with my thank-of-friends. Mary?

Yeah, yeah, that's it. And, you know, since I'd been funny, never once I would have the implicate catch enough of it. What the hell are you talking about? They would have gone out of that. I could have been going out of the evening. It was happening there, I'm like, all right, well, that was fun to have them out there.

Rest in peace, buddy. I open voice the best. Christian Blatt sent me, they got a cameo from Elven Boye for like his birthday or something. Or no, it was just 500 episode of the Blatt cast. So he sent me the whole clip, it's four minutes long. I can't understand a word of it. Yeah, like, why is he talking for so long?

Yeah. You can't make out any of it. I did that for you. You did. Yeah, yeah, and it was the same thing. It's just like, why is he talking for so long? Yeah, you can't make out any of it. I did that for you. You did. Yeah, yeah, and it was the same thing. It's just like, this is... Oh, you got Elfin Boy for me? Yeah, and I didn't bother you.

It was just like unintelligible and boring. It wasn't worth even sending. You still could have expunsa'd, Andy. Don't forget to, how much is Elfin Boy's got? It was $10. Yeah. We get ripped off. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

We get ripped off. Yeah. Unfortunately. So then it goes back to John Towing stories again. Okay, that's enough of you. Alfred Boyz, let's move on to me again. And so John wants to talk about his glory days, of course. And so he makes up the fact that Gange was there with him just so we can tell the story.

Did you come with me to shoot the the Virgin Mary thing? No, the one in Jersey. That was great. No, no. Um, who were with you? I feel like it was Pete Mastriani. It was our old camera guy. Oh, because that was like everybody says it's one of their favorites. Letters. Yeah, I don't know that story. Oh, don't say that. I don't know that story. No, never say I don't know that story. said I don't know that story to son or John You can't wait to tell you that story 20 point up on a nowhere right and nothing to do come with me for that great thing I did yeah, no, I wasn't there. Oh, well that love me. I'm great at once In fact, I probably does that just so you can't call about it as bullshit. You see my band open for black Sabbath

No, I did oh we're the best bet we blew them off the stage that night. He wore a booing black Sabbath. After they saw the stunnery John experience, like that nonsense was called. What else was going on in the episode you checked out? And when am I missing over here? Well, the only time John's not talking is when Grillo is like sucking his dick. I, anybody that talks about you is like, I always say John's one of the smartest people I've ever met. And they're like, really started going to be like, no, smart at different levels, smart like you can play music.

And I'm not sucking your dick on this whole thing. Remember? No, but no, but it's just a matter of what I notice as you're being. You wrote all your music and sang all your music. Not sure which I still listen to. Not true. You got on the Howard Stern Show and played a guitar on it too, by the way. Yeah. I think you did everything on the album.

You forgot. You forgot. The tonight show, one of the biggest shows in the history of America. I just had to point this out real quick because John did a beer on the balcony with the guy who wrote I'll talk my way out of it. He had he had people writing the songs for him. Yeah, and he didn't play all the guitar parts I mean, I know he had session musicians in there, but he's talked about having Billy West and Fred Norris playing guitar on his album So it's the fact that like he's gonna let grill so yeah, you did everything. He's doing about that fucking slide

He definitely did not anyway. I wouldn't take care of her playing guitar in that album either way. I touched the guitar in that one. Do you write the songs? No! Yeah. It was all done. All done. The tonight show, one of the biggest shows in the history of American television. Well, we had with Johnny Carson, it was so sick. And you also had a small fortune from the stock market. Yeah. And I was able to buy the pernails as I bought. And you also had a small fortune from the stock market.

Yeah. And I was able to buy the finances I bought. Yeah, so that's when they say you doubt his intelligence, just look what he's accomplished. Look how much he's pissed away. Yeah, I know. Did he say 10 houses? Yeah.

He bought 10 houses and we had zero. Yeah. And now he can sell a shitty apartment. Yeah, now he can sell. That was shitty apartment. He has marked down $50,000 from what he wanted to get for it. And it's still not selling. Well, hopefully it will.

We're rooting for you, John. Yeah. And Clip 10, he goes on to say, Guerlot goes on to say that John is like Tom Sawyer, the way he gets all the interns to do his work for him. Okay, I can go on with that. Yeah. For Tom Sawyer, we can all fun to this to bait this potato.

I'm having so much fun baking this potato. Oh no, you guys can't bait the potato. I'm all right, I want to try. You know, I mean, a white washer fence. You convince people to do things for you that you're supposed to do, and then made them think that they had to do it for you. Like, it was pretty amazing thing to watch.

Yes, yes, yes, I was very good at delegating. No. You're coming to the local. John, I think manipulating the words. I was going to say, if you're getting manipulated by Senator John It's not that he's smart so you're that don't yeah shame on you. I love you. I hope you're on the show someday soon But holy shit, dude. I would not admit this in public. Yeah, I fell for it every time So masterful there's a wit

All right, so I want to come back to All right, so I want to come back to talking about the whack pack and talking about their favorite whack packers. Of course, you got Fred the elephant boy who I believe is the longest running whack pack or of all time. And I think that just has to do with not dying. I think that all that works out. But whatever, we'll give it to him. And so talking about Jeff the drunk.

Now, Jeff the drunk was an interesting character for a minute or two. And then he got real boring. And it got real hard to make him interesting. But why was Jeff the drunk ever a part of the show? It's all because of John. This is the weirdest thing I get. Cause I was doing a phone and I was writing jokes on the computer, but Jeff the drunk, like, for eight months, every day, he would call, I put them on hold.

And I'd write in the computer how you really would, you really should pick up on this guy. I'd go in and go, Howard, you really should pick up eight months. Howard would not pick up on him. He finally picks up on him. And look, he becomes the biggest whack-past off. Yeah, he's like, it's just amazing how long it took me to get that fucking guy on the show. I would give the credit to Jeff the joint

for his perseverance. I mean, it's not John going, I told Howard pick up on him. So in other words, Howard doesn't trust your judgment at all. Yeah. If every day for eight months, you're like, hey, I think this guy'd be interesting. Yeah, I'll be the judge of that, Jeff. I'm good with you.

And then once you get him on the phone, Howard and Fred are making him funny. Correct. Jeff, the job is not a funny person in any single way. Yeah, he embarrasses himself. He embarrasses himself. Yes, there are times when he leaves his webcam on and starts jerking off. That's funny. That's a fun thing to goof out of him for.

But Jeff, the drunk is not interesting in any way. And that's the thing that a lot of people don't realize is that Howard makes weirdos interesting and most people can't do that. A lot of people try to have weirdos out there to show. I mean, I'm able to do with Andy, but a lot of people can't follow you. So that would go, yeah.

You're gonna be like, oh, here it comes. Yeah. You're gonna be like, oh, here it comes. I know. If you didn't say it, I would. He's doing things. All right, so this is John when he's, I believe not drunk.

Now don't hold me to this, but I have a feeling because John gets real slurry when he's drunk. He doesn't sound like this anymore. You know what, I swear to God. I thought it was, I thought it was, like I did the same things. Spit it out. I hope it's funny I thought it was, I did the same thing. Spit it out.

I hope it's going to spit it out. Come on, Richard. I want you to have an elephant boy dunking on me. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I want to get this image off of our screen, Andy. Someone else do you want to check out, I do. Okay.

And clip 11, this is, they're kind of remembering how John was patiently waiting to be brought into the show proper and just never actually was. And John gets a look at his face, like he gets a thousand yards stair, like a Vietnam vet. Okay. Let's watch. At this point, I don't mean to be rude. This is just my observation, but you were always wanting to get to the neck.

Nothing you weren't at the neck's level, but there was Gary, Rob and Fred, Jackie, Rob, and then you were kind of kept in bay for some reason. You didn't get to go to like, how, how, sir, not to later, but when I was there. And I was like, you're hearing, no, I, I darn my stripes. So when, in your press, you earn your stripes, and you're out there getting beat up by people and doing things that you have to have said

a balls for for no money, you should have been bumped up to another elevation and you weren't. And you had that mentality, but there was me and you, and I was always going to be down on the intern level while you were in the middle of waiting to get brought to the inner circle. I was starting to get made. Yeah, but I think for a while after that, you. Crilla, what are you doing? Out of you, dude. Yeah.

I like this outfit though. It's like a Christian Darth Vader. Yeah. You know, Darth Vader converted, became a board again. Yeah. That's what his helmet would look like. He's wearing a cross as a necklace. I wish John got made like Tommy and Big fellas.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, Crilla, you're losing all credibility with you right now. This amount of ass kissing. You get why? For this cold screener is insane to me right now. You guys want to get into salary talk?

How could we not? One thing that John loves to talk about is how much money you made. That guy make, I was money. Let's talk. Let's get to accessories. You were making it, no, no. I was making it. Exactly. When I left Stern, I was making 85 guy make I was money. Let's talk. Let's get out of the hell is you're making a knock. I Exactly. I would I love Stern. I was making 85,000 a year on average I've probably made about 400,000 a year with the tonight trip right? Okay, the reason why I play this clip is because someone brought this to my attention

I apologize. I forget who it is But John talks about how he made $500,000 a year when he got hired by Leno as the announcer. He was then demoted as a staff writer. And I believe he was then paid $300,000, a great salary, but when you're making $500,000, that's a pretty big cut. That's almost half. Yeah, that's almost half that was cut.

So now, John goes, hey, I averaged like $400,000. You know, I was like, weren't you hired for half a million? Well, yeah. It's 500,000, then it was three. So the average of that is four. Yeah, exactly. Which is why, and now I'm picking up on this,

I understand a little bit better, when he was at Cedar Rapids, Iowa, at that double Z. Double Z, it's very good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that the Q&A right right and the guys the guys like Tom how much money did you make in the tonight show? It's like I don't know. I can't remember 300 400,000 Yeah, right now. It all makes sense like yeah So it was both

That makes three four five Hey, John I hope you didn't buy a really big mansion or something for your family. Oh, you did. Oh shit. Well, bad news You know, Kenoka Park stuff we've come in I want to start living the valley now, John If you're the to me the announcement for the tonight show step forward, not so fast, John Well, you want to be home and home, people with Jason, John, you have a home improvement. I'm just doing my mic, Tyson.

That's okay. Yeah, that's all good. All right, here is a joke that goes over everybody's head. Cabbie calls into the show. And of course, they're talking about the boxing match. And John's about to kick, ass and all this stuff. Kaby calls into the show. And of course, they're talking about the boxing match and Johnson while we kicked us and all this stuff. And so John obviously trained. We've covered this when we cover easy for you to say, Senator Johnson autobiography. He talks about how much training

he did and what great shape he was in. And Kaby talks about what he did to train for the fight. And what's great about this is that Grillo doesn't get the joke and then tags cabbie's joke with the same joke I was trained with MMA fighters. I was training with Miller Who Dennis Can be nice to talk to you brother. I was training with Miller Alright, Kaby, nice to talk to you brother. I was training with Miller. Why, why, Miller, how? Yeah, that was the joke, idiot.

Yes, I didn't care about this stupid stunt. That's the funny thing about this too. It's Kaby just like, yeah, I didn't really get that much of a shit about a stunt for a radio show. I didn't think I was gonna come to the next professional boxer. Like John thinks he was gonna be rocky after this. Alright, let's give a shot with the, with the champ. Let's see what happens, throw him in the ring. Oh, the way he tells John thinks he was gonna be rocky after this. All right, let's give a shot with the champ. Let's see what happens. Throw him in the ring.

Oh, the way he tells it, he was. He was the champ, I know. And I always wanted to be a professional boxer. Yeah. And my dream came true. All right, so this is John talking about how he doesn't trash these guys in his book, which I don't even know how he could maintain an understanding who he trashed and who he didn't. Because that's all he does is trash. doesn't trash these guys in his book, which I don't even know how he could maintain

an understanding of who he trashed, who he didn't, because that's all he does is trash. I always be bashing. Yeah, so ABB, I always be bashing, is the model of this book. And I always love when John does the, I'll be honest. Uh-huh, you know? Mm-hmm.

No, okay, no. That was a big fucking thing. That was. I don't, I don't trash You guys in the Bible I didn't have a reason why I would no I wouldn't expect you not to say wonderful like great things Like you know, I don't know. I don't I mean look I'll be honest Well, I'm always honest, but I remember time you say if you say that you're be honest It means that you lie on the other time I'm shut the fuck up. you say that you're be honest, it means that you're lie on the other time

I'm shut the fuck up. It also means you're lying now Yeah, I'll be honest with you like well, we expect that but if you're saying that I like that You remember it's time to you son. I'll go on John when you say I'll be honest with you It means your every other full of shit, which is true especially when it comes to John Yeah, I didn't trash talk you guys in the book. By the way, you don't need to read the book Yeah, yeah, no one here comes to John. Yeah, I didn't trash talk you guys in the book. By the way, you don't need to read the book. Yeah, yeah. So no one here needs to read this book. I didn't put you in there because you're nobody's

and nobody cares about you. I don't even remember that. Wow. All right, I have a few more things on here. So as they're talking about this shitty apartment that John was sublinging to them at a profit, guys who are making minimum wage and working part time at minimum wage in Manhattan.

So John for some reason starts bringing up people's names that, A, nobody knows, and B, you're not supposed to call out people by their full names on shows. It's kind of frowned upon. No, no, I turned Benji on to my old account and Joseph Del Pratt. And I think I'm going to wear it. I don't know. Hey, do you know I banged? Do you remember Janine guys?

Oh, dude, you're going deep into the nobody else knows, but yes, I know exactly who you're talking about. Yeah. Was Dave Navarro's girlfriend? Yeah, now, now I know you don't fucking eight months after they broke up. I took the other her friend. I took to, um, you know, to my place to bang her friend went and slept in the other room in that apartment.

Yeah. And Janine slept. That's what I mean. I ended up in the end of the time. What a story, Mark. What the fuck kind of weird? Is that yeah, like he has to say Janine guys. Yeah, it's a say or full fucking name You remember Janine guys the woman that's gonna commit suicide 30 minutes after hearing this You see I always try and help people because what else will we hear for so thankfully they call them out a little bit. Which is, I can't imagine the audience

even though, I mean, that's so far. I get it. Even Ganges going, John, no one knows what you're talking about. I know that we hung out together 20 years ago and we have mutual acquaintances, but why are you bringing those people up now? It doesn't make any sense.

So then, oh, that's the other thing too. He talks about Crystal Bernard, the star of wings, and brings up how he could have fucked her. Because the question's asked, like, oh, any celebrity is you bang? He's like, well, I could have banged Crystal Bernard. He says that she's promiscuous. And it's like, well, no, I'm like,

Jesus Christ, dude, you're calling her a slot. This woman who obviously thought you could have banged. He's like, I would have, but my wife was next to know, next all. Class act. So then he goes out to talk about how when he was on, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. All of the girls wanted to fuck him. No, but believe me, all the girls like downtown Charlie Brown, you know, Melissa Rivers offered to show me her breasts. I mean, they all like, like, fell in love with me. You guys believe that all the girls fell in love with Stuttering John Melendez, you know, by and out on, seems a little bit implausible.

So then he decides to go ahead and call Grillo out for something that I assume was shared in private, some hot gas for everybody. Well, that Grillo has a crooked penis, you know? I don't have a crooked penis. You told me you have a crooked penis. It's trained itself out. No, no, he's got like a Crohn's disease.

No, I mean, penis is fine. You told me that your penis is like, I know, I know. It's like the leading tower of grillo. Right, my friends, you think out. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? He's on his show going, yeah, you know what he told me in private. Yeah, he can't get it up. He can't. Oh, he's shit., yeah, you know what he told me in private. Yeah, he can't get it up. He only shit. What a loser you are, bro. Remember, you're talking about that hot

chicken couldn't get enough for. Remember that story, bro. He's going, no, I don't know what you're talking about. You're thinking of something else. And also Jackie at a stroke. Yeah, right. I don't even remember that. Wow. That's not forget. Also, let's let's talk about jerking off all driving. That's always fun. Jerking off is more fun, man. You jerking off all driving. It's fucking awesome. Fuck it awesome, guys. Anyone else you got over here, buddy? In my clip 14, he alludes to maybe somebody in this room and wanting to do them bodily harm.

Oh, shit. I hope it's not producer Chris. I like that guy. You know, John being not being the biggest guy in the room, but if you're going to start a fight with him, you better be prepared because he's not going to be scared and he will grip your nose off your face. No, I know. And there's certain people in New York that I might be doing that too soon. Yeah. Wow. Oh wow. I'm gonna club up with his own feet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's a bowl. What the fuck is that idea? You more? Sure. Alright, yeah, clip 16. This is John's idea of a joke, which is not a joke at all.

He's talking about Trump is doing. I don't know where you're reading this. I'm not reading it. I'm hearing it from their quotes. No, that's what Donald Trump does. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got to get my charger. Nice paint.

Don't keep recording. I do it. I'm just joking, bro. I just realized I'm no better. It's not at 63%. I got you in show. What I'm saying is there is a dry down set. This is, you know, this is so funny.

Steve, I have a downstairs laptop. I have a downstairs desktop, which I'm watching the Yankees have them talking to you. And then I have an upstairs laptop where my studio is. Yeah. It's so funny. Yeah, what's funny about that? I'm watching baseball while you're trying to do an interview with me. It's almost like an insult and not a joke. Who would watch sports while podcasting?

I hate what a cock. So rude. See myself out. Yeah. No, that was just that was John trying to brag. Yeah. Trying to brag to his buddy. Now, his buddy can see his shitty apartment that he lives in. So it's tough to be like, yeah, but you know what? Three computers over here. It's so funny. I've three computers. Oh boy. Dildo. He moved to studio downstairs since then. He's talking about how his studio is upstairs, but he does have that extra bad room upstairs now. Well, yeah, and it's, I actually don't know for plan. I don't know why he didn't. That's neither here nor there, people.

I've cameras in the outland. He never left. Spikes. Anything else from this episode, Andy? I'm noting clip 19. He does a little answer this episode, Eddie. I'm not voting. Clip 19, he does a little Anthony Cumia bashing. Oh, great. I've never signed anything.

Well, that's the, yeah, I didn't need, and I don't know why people like you got like Anthony Cumia, you know, so stupid, you know, which by the way, Anthony Cumia is saying, it's stupid and you know, it's seriously exemplified him. He just loves to just agree with me and try and disparage me. But the truth is, I never signed the damn thing. So, this is about his lawsuit with the publicity rights. And you know, it probably is stupid because if you had signed something that said that you get publicity rights, you probably would have won the lawsuit.

Correct. Yeah, if you had any connection with the company that you're suing, what's so out won the lawsuit. Correct, yeah. If you had any connection with the company that you're suing, what's so often? Right. There might have been something to look at. But the only reason why that went to appeals, in my opinion, is that every judge was scratched and they're like, wait, what?

What are you suing them for? And every time, the great fucking bookmark, we just go, well, we don't know yet. That's why we need serious to give us the evidence that proves our case. Right, for scratch, I'm like, he wants serious to do what? No! Or they can just settle with us. Well, how much do you want?

We don't know. Yeah, you tell us. We just want more games. We just want money over here. What do you understand? Stuff wants to deal with fans. I don't know. Clip 20, this is, I'm talking about what a great lawyer, Popeye, is.

Oh, good. I'm confident in my lawyer. He's a smart man and he has litigated in court a number of times. And let's say as his own quote, he's had more success than Tom Brady in the courtroom. And I don't, and I don't doubt him for a second. Yeah. Well, that's a stupid thing to say. And it doesn't make any fucking sense. Because Tom Brady is not a lawyer.

So saying that you have more success than a courtroom than Tom Brady, doesn't make any fucking sense. I'm sure Tom Brady would say that he's had more success on the football field than Michael Popak. I know for a fact, he's one more super bowl as the Michael Popak, because I was sports guy. Yeah. I don't know. I'm sorry. He justs than Michael Paul. Because I was sports guy. Yeah.

I know. He just knew that John was going to be impressed by that. Yeah, I know. He's better than the greatest football player of all time. Oh, okay, that's hyperbole. Sure. Why not? That's a great tech.

I'll go along with that. I felt so bad for Grillo because near the end of the episode, Grillo is just trying to do an ad read. He's got these attorneys, I don't know what the deal is, but John will not let him do it. John's being such a prick, and he should know better because he has those amazing sponsors but online.ag or whatever that sponsor is.

So you would think that he would know exponsors want you to get your ad read out so that the people can hear it and they take it seriously. All right guys, we're gonna have to wrap this up. My producer's got a run so I don't want to keep him here too long. Why are you reading? What the fuck are you doing? Because I'm trying to get fucking smontes, bro. There's law firm. Okay. The DCL firm. Wait, are you gonna do it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's gonna do a live program.

I am. How Fred do it wait wait wait he's gonna do a live Friend do it's even better. Yeah I don't know if you'll get through it. I don't know if you'll get through it. I know give it a ganjo DCL firm does it's it's it's provides Because Because thanks Because surprise because thanks to Series I have ever seen an action hold on. They have a friend. Oh my god. I'm trying to work this out here. Wait, wait This is the law

They provide legal advisory services to businesses. They've resolved over a hundred million dollars in business Damn it. Oh my god and they have people are actually banging down the door to get in touch with them. They also advise you're in consulting services. Can they consult you and not to read a fucking ad again? Right, yeah, give me this. Okay. Give me this. Listen, he wasn't an announcer. Give it to Joe.

Yeah. The idea is a big time, everyone all the time. Oh, right. When he sees him as littleer than him or whatever it is, he thinks he's better than them. He has to just be an asshole. Oh, yeah. Just let the guy do his head read.

Right. He's intimidating him. He's making sure that he feels shitty about it. Yeah. Good job, John. My clip seven is a little more of that. No, you don't really get involved with politics, but it's on every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday at noon, Pacific daylight time. So three o'clock, you're a time, Steve.

Okay. No, I just had to do the math for a second. I know you could. I have that. I still have your brain starting to smoke up. Yeah, yeah. So everything's going well. I love you, Steve. Hey, this is a guy that fucked up the time zone, like booking his guest for months and months. And now he's finally figured it out after three years. And he's going to try and make this guy look like a fucking herb

because he doesn't know it off the top of his head. Correct. Oh, you don't know this? Yeah. What do you need? Took me forever to figure it out. No, I know. I don't know. I do know.

See now, if I were Grill, I would have gone, what if I was in Hawaii on vacation? Then what time would the show be? Right. Oh, shit. Then you'd see some head scratching going on. I'm ready for that, fuck. I don't know Wednesdays and Sundays. I don't know. Shit. Sundays. I don't know.

Shit. It was funny. We were talking about this with Drew Lane. I had forgotten all of the shows that John tried to do that didn't work out. Obviously, that what's bugging me about Hollywood. Yeah, that's so great. It's still fun and funny because he had that guy for the tonight show, make the opening scene, opening credits.

Yep. And it's like bugs running all over the face. He was involved. People are like, well, one thing's like bugs running all over the place. And it was mouth. People were like, well, I'd say he's like, I'll never play that again. And then he also had that stern reminiscent show that was on Sundays. And I think you only did two episodes of that.

I think Ganges was a guest and probably Scott the engineer. And then that went away. Do you guys remember that when he was doing Saturdays and Sundays? Yeah, only less like two weekends, I think. Must have been cutting into some. Yeah, this was a freaking time.

Well, also I bet he was a little dehydrated out those Sundays. He's just like, oh, shit, this is gonna suck. Speaking of dehydration, this clip right here, Ganges went out to visit John in LA when John was living in his mansion with his wife. And this will tell you everything you need to know.

So the first time I went out to Los Angeles after John moved to LA and I went to his house. Um, and we were sitting in his backyard and John proceeded to drink, I don't know, probably 20 beers. And every two or three beers, he'd run out of the ones that he had in front 20 beers. And every two or three beers, he'd run out of the ones that he had in front of them. And he would just yell for Susanna to bring

him more beers. And poor Susanna, his wife, was literally just shuffling beers back and forth for the whole time. That was her job. She's not a wife as much as a bar back. By the way, he doesn't dispute this in any single way. Yeah. He never jumps in. It says, oh, Gagey goes down and he goes, I don't know, wonder if she got a divorce from him. Like, that's insane. And when he said probably like 20 beers, I bet that was accurate as well.

Yeah. He sat his backyard with them and he just y'all more beer. And then she has to grab the empties and bring out, fucking John. I mean, we just saw it in the clip that you played. He never comes in with one beer at a time. It's always two or three beers at a time. Yeah, he must go through a minimum of four beers

in this 40-minute interview. Does he know about Hardlecker? Like, I want to sit him down and just go, John, you're doing this so inefficiently. Yes. There's so much more efficient ways to drink yourself stupid than how you're doing it. Let producer Chris teach you the ways.

It's pronounced to kill up. Yes, it is. To Quilla, try some. You'll love it. That's all I got for us. What do you got, Andy? What do we miss from your clips over here? Well, that's about it.

I know we're mostly making fun of Stuttering John here, but in my last clip, clip 21, this is, they start bringing it up radio gunk and this clip is just a lot of Monique speculation that couldn't have been further off. Oh yeah. Yeah. But Monique, I did speak to her today

and she said that Shule was involved in an extramarital affair. Somebody in the office called Shuleys wife and told her, they reconciled down, they're moving down south. Alabama. Yeah, Howard is leaving at the end of the year. Apparently everybody there's promised a job somewhere and that Salon Richard are gonna have their own show

somewhere unserious. And that's the last I heard of anything. Wait a second. So Howard Howard is is leaving. Um, that according to Reddit or some type of you see that twinkle in John's eye. This is back when John thought he was going to get that gig. Oh, seriously, it's a new morning man who is more qualified than this guy. I got the resume to prove it. Yeah, I got an upstairs and downstairs. It turns out we are going to replace Howard Stern and we need a call screener.

So yes, we are. I'm going to play with it this time. Word is is leaving. Um, according to Reddit or some type of according to Reddit. Yeah. Well, that must be true. Iron Clown. Radio Gunk's information, he's leaving, but he's also got a deal for like an eight episode.

David Letterman style interviewed thing that like he did with E that went nowhere. Rock again, girl. Not even close. Yeah, he said that's almost embarrassing. My sources that every subreddit about how it's turned tell me. Yeah, I know that he's like, oh, yeah, Moniz got the inside in thought that she'd run it out of Reddit. Yeah.

It's probably not true that I would imagine. Although I still think that that's what Howard should have done. He should have gone to Netflix and done the one-to-one interview with Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen and whatever. Yeah. They would have retarded people watching it like this and we'd all be fappy, be fine. But instead, Howard's pretending to still have an audience.

I'm serious, Xam. I just don't know who's listening to that show. Aside from my friend Mike, who will suddenly be known as your time of time, and I just need to follow up on some of those. I'm a high sister-in-law. Does she really? Well, she's from Long Island, so.

It's not so close. It's not so close. It's got a longer track record with Howard. That's no excuse. All right, I feel like we have to play this because I have a couple more things to talk about. I was duttering, John. ["Duncan Dance"]

Gaggy, yeah. Starting with a fun tune that El Horiblay put together for, I was gonna say for Oz, I think he just, I think this is what he did for himself. Yeah. El Horiblay, who I believe will be at Dabblecon here on the February 3rd and 4th in Rochester, he put together the Gashman.

And it's my character, the Gashman. And I created this character called the Gashman! And it's my character, the Gashman! And I created this character called the Gashman. Gage! Gage! Gage! Remember, that friend used to play me going Gage, and Gage, it used to be one of the, uh, sound effects on the story, Joe. And that was Gage.

And we're Gage. Yeah, we're story show. And that's it. Yeah, it was sheet. It was sheet. Yeah, it was sheet. And that's when we see it became good gay, yeah. And it's my character that gives me good gay, yeah. I created this character called the Gashman. Gay, yeah. Did it get me?

Did it get me? Yeah. It needs it get me? Did it get me? It is a guess. So if anybody thinks I did pay my dues and they're absolutely nuts. Thank you. You know, because when I was on a Stern show, I always thought, first you get the cases.

Then you get the cases. Just be careful you don't get a race. And it's my character, did me a good gay, yeah. That gives me good gay, yeah. That gives me good gay, yeah. That gives me brilliant job. It's all brilliant. Good job.

You ripped off dice. Congratulations. Yeah, I got this new character. His name is Watakashi. Look at me. I want to cash over here. I have a very exciting debut to play for everybody right now. This is a collab from Mr. Magenta and Tony Muscrat. Oh, super group. Going out to Benny Lockeau. I listen to this already, so I know that this is strong.

I'm wondering why all my fans are gone Greenstone climbs fill up my condo So I can't see at all I keep on defecu There's no one here Just the roaches on my wall It reminds me that I'm such a hack Such a hack Dear John, this is Benny, your moderator You know the one protecting you from trolls and haters you still owe me money John

Don't you remember going on hiatus and charging me for November? That's fucked up John. I need that money to eat should be no problem for you a big celebrity I love you John you called me the new Heather W And now it seems I can't even trust you. You broke my heart, John. You made me feel like I mattered. I even sent you my mini iPad for the beloved chatter. Remember you broke your computer? Well, I do. It was the month that I went without eating food.

I love you, John. I did everything for you. I even scrubbed the internet when you called Shulea Jew. Pay me back or I'm releasing it all, John. In the meantime, I'll be a dabble-cum. He's gone home wondering why all my fans have gone. Greenstone climbs fill up my condo. So I can't see at all. I even if I could, there's no one here

Just the roaches on my wall, it reminds me that I'm such a hack Ah, such a hack Dear Benny, you've always been a beloved chatter And as you know, cancer's no laughing matter I know you're upset, so I really want to pay So I think close a signed copy of Easy for you to say. You know, some things are better than money. Remember the good days when you used to say I was funny. I'm sorry this took so long. I've just been busy every day.

Tweeting trolls with clips of Lucy pull in the foot all away. You'd love it, man. Things have never been better. I was even offered 10 grand to do a show in Rochester. But anyway, I miss you, Benny. It's been too long since we spoke. PS, did you hear Jackie had a stroke? Here's your turn.

I'm going to put it on his toes. Pretty soon. Did you hear Jackie had a stroke? Fantastic collab Tony Muscrat and Mr. Magenta two of the best Very well done guys Appreciate that. All right. This is gonna be quick today It's time to mark zoom on I was watching the Anthony Cubia show from just this past

Thursday. And he's talking to Kevin Brennan. And I found this to be fun. Chad posted a picture on Twitter yesterday where he's like, oh, happy or day. I saw that. Yeah, yeah, his David tells birthday and

we're all hanging out smiling. But it's like happier than what? I know, I know. Like for you, maybe I looked and went, yeah, yeah, his David tells birthday and we're all hanging out smiling. I'm like happier than what? I know, I know. Like for you, maybe I looked at anyone. Yeah, that was a fun day. But so is yesterday. And shit, but he's he asked on a stowel. Yes. And he asked to force the issue like, happy or days. Like I'm going to look at go those were happier days. We're all in jail. And Chad was, yeah. Maybe in Chad was smiling. And everyone was like, dead. And we're all still we're all still doing the same. He's doing happier days. Well, how? It's exactly like yesterday. I think he said, because you maybe because you were in it.

He was exactly was welcome here. There it is. There it is. He said, he used to do spots here. Yeah. Yeah. Look at him. I don't remember I remember that night But I don't remember it tell me in there, but I guess he just came by good. Yeah, he did a spot But we're I remember all hanging out. Yeah, yeah, everyone's shit on e-rock cuz he was like he was the only one who wouldn't stand up Look at this photo. It looks like Chad's photo He's not even in the white he's all the way in the back. I can see his stupid teeth smiling. You got a tell Kevin Brennan, and the Nekumiak, E-Rock, Jim Forrantin,

and somewhere in the bag. Chad, I thought you were gonna go get us shots. What are you doing? We'll get your shine box. Hey, sir, I'm glad you're over here. We're actually all out of drinks. Yeah. He couldn't support himself. He couldn't, couldn't support us.

We couldn't support himself. But everyone was trolling them on the, no, there's only like eight people commented on chance. Yeah, picture, but it was there all like a rock daily guy wouldn't stand up. I didn't even notice. That's so funny because yeah, it was a, see you block. He would block Chad and Florence. And if he stood up, they wouldn't, that's true, Joe.

Maybe he was thinking, I don't want to block the great Chad in a mock. He was being an magnanimous. Yeah. And, yeah, he, but, you know, happier time. Martin's dating, I guess we shouldn't even talk about. Oh, someone famous. No, but she, she did a show here at one time.

We were here. All right, Kevin's gonna get a side try here. We're, we're making fun of Zuma here. Yeah, come on. Help us out. Well, he is going to help us out because my buddy, Jackie Marlow, sent me some information about a recent Missouri loves company. And I get brought up here.

No, I was going to play the bit. How are you going to find that bit? It's on YouTube. Yeah. No, forget it. I ruined the show. It's over. I need to. How you gonna find the bit it's on YouTube? Yeah No forget it I run the show it's over I need that that's gonna cry Put your plugs next thing I know will be I'm fucking who are these podcast? I'm on credit the dick

You're right the whole time Carl Carl. I'm on your side now Carl. I'm playing the mud Come here's the best. I'm on your side too, Kevin. We could team up. That's all good It should come on this show. He should. Yeah, I like Kevin. Yeah, he's he's he's uh, he's growing on me. Where is Chad? Oof, it's the rev he had a good time. He keeps getting worse. What's your one? Doug from good time. No, I'm sorry. Doug from who's right? Mean Doug. My apologies mean Doug Set me a note and the timestamp of when Chad was on who are these podcasts and

This is kind of an interesting thing that happened down there. I can't believe how much you hate Chrissy mayor What is this all about? I don't hate her. I don't hate her. I just, what if I didn't hate her? I just don't, she doesn't play ball. Like it's a weird thing. Like when you like, I troll people when it's a back and forth, it's fun. There was no fun with her. So I'm like, all right, she's a con.

I don't hate her. She just took over by show. And made it the Chrissy Mayor Basics show. I don't even hate her. I don't like talking to her. Well, she's trying can make a name off a stuttering John which is you know She's trying to make her thing That's not just a certain job. That's my thing. Well you guys are good at it. Yeah What? Yeah, he just say that we're good at it. Is that what I just heard?

Huh, that's interesting. Well, I'm expecting that Huh, that's interesting. Wasn't expecting that. He was just trying to not get kicked off the show. Didn't work. No. If he was trying to get not get kicked off, he definitely did a horrible job of that. Last night, I decided to finally catch up on a topic time.

Oh yeah. Okay. Because Dr. Steve was the guest after me. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Dr. Steve was on topic time. I see where this is going. Nobody tell Harrison, we just played that because he's very protective of that music. It's Dr. Steve told me because Dr. Steve want to know who the artist was and Harris wouldn't tell him. So nobody tell Harris and the other night just played that. Most of this episode are two guys competing to talk.

It's not a great conversation. Nothing against you, Dr. Steve, but it was very difficult for Dr. Steve to complete his sentence without Harrison jumping in and... Oh, you think? Yeah, it was rough, but then was very difficult for Dr. Steve to complete a sentence without Harrison jumping in and think, yeah, it was rough. But that about 20 minutes in, it starts to get interesting. Things get a little blue. Things get fucking nuts right here because Dr. Steve's talking about something that a lot of guys call into a show, Weird Medicine, and ask him about. And basically what he's talking about is when your rethra burns after having sex.

But Harrison Young doesn't know what post-coital means. So this gets very confusing for everybody. One of the most common questions I get and I'll catch this best way I can for broadcasts is that after post-coital, you know, post-coital urethro pain. Okay. These are people who have a burning in the urethro.

Oh, I'm just, obviously, I love the man gives a breath of a shake, which only two losses is so I need to. Well, right, right, right, right. So, but they'll only have this burning afterward, and it may last up to an hour or two, and it's not an STD and what it is is spasm of the urethra and I've got this question probably about two or three times a year. It's not people over there to get birth right? Well, it's not going to do a birth.

Yeah, right. Well, okay, fair enough, but yeah, I don't know what you're saying there, but it's throwing it off. It makes me talking about postpartum. Oh, baby. Yeah. Yeah. It's going, yeahpartum, is that? Oh, maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

He's going, yeah, we're going to give birth, right? Yeah. We're going to give birth. He's going, I don't know. Yeah, we're going to give birth to a load. Yeah. So, Donnie's team is finally going to clear this. Because what's funny here is that, I just see if it's trying so hard, that's to say

anything that would be Ronchy or Blue. I'm this guy, show. Yeah. It's always trying to use the right terminology. Right. It's just not working. Yeah, these are guys who have pain after intercourse, okay? And it's burning in the urethra, which is the tube that goes from the bladder to the outside of the world. How much I do know. Okay, there you go. Okay. Okay. Okay, he knows about intercourse. Yeah. I've heard about that.

All right. Then Dr. C. starts talking about, I don't know if you remember this bit, the Germia staffer on the Howard Stern show. Dr. C. Vaxially conducted this bit where they took swabs of everybody's desks and different areas of their workstations. And then he put them, he set them all to a lab and they came back, they analyzed it and that just came back and explained

who are the germia staffers. What's starting, John, on staff? He was not. This was right before the lockdown. So this is serious exam. So Richard Christie and Sal, and all those kinds of people. So, PNG.

Yeah. So this is, this is where we're starting from. And you'll hear where it gets to Okay, yeah, Richard is one of the guys that does funny phone calls But he's also known for not taking showers and not having great hygiene And yeah But it turned out that his hands had more E. Coli and other words you know fecal bacteria on it than his butt

And I thought that was funny. So anyway, it was that kind of stuff. You know, I did. You sent them to the concept of toilet paper. No, I'm going to do on the subject. I think it maybe happens as a problem. Well, one of my campaigns is I like that. Harrison's not as white because ass of the day.

Yeah. That's good. I don't know what happened. I really want to introduce him to toilet paper. Harrison should not be sitting on this green. He looks like a Mary Annette that's not sitting on somebody's lap. Right. You're right.

It's such a weird. It's like a ventriloquist dummy. I will never unsee that. Get rid of ventriloquist, and yeah. No, I wanted to run the subject. I think it maybe happens as proper. Well, one of my campaigns is for people to get rid of toilet paper. Just get a bidet. Get a bidet. No, that'set. Is that actually, I can't, I love the topic, but is that actually going to the

direct them and yeah, it can be completely hands free. It doesn't necessarily go into the rectum, but it cleans the outside. It's just like, you know, if you just go in the shower, you're in the, I don't know. I mean, a little bit of grit in there, right? I think I don't know who I'd have thought would do with me, but that's me. He loves this topic. He's like, oh, wait for the asses.

Oh, all right, I have to leave a little bit of grit in there. I like to walk around the rest of the day with that. That's flexing. I got this. So fucking funny. Did you see how we stick it up? Alright, I can leave a little bit of grit there like to walk around the day with that in the morning. That's flexing. I got this. So fucking funny. Did you see how we took it up?

Yeah. He's like, we're talking about wiping asses. I love this topic. I'm not sticking a fire hose up my ass. So oh, I know. I was really clean up your rectum. It's up to the end of my. Yeah.

So what? You used them a day before butt sucks? No. Yeah now we're going to get more toilet paper, white big talk. This is where it gets interesting. It will shoot out from the back and it will completely clean you. And if you sit there, some of the bidets have a little fan on it. You don't have to use any paper at all. And you'll notice, well, maybe you won't notice, but I notice that the French have more bidets than we do, and they have far less.

That's right. That's why it's a French word, and they have much fewer problems with rectum and anus and hemorrhoids and stuff like that, because they don't use toilet paper. And if you think about it, Harrison, toilet paper. I don't think about it. I'm sure you do. It's topic time. Try thinking about it and not speaking about it

for two fucking seconds. It's driving it. The interruptions on the show are so frustrating because you can tell that your team's good to finish a thought. If you think about it, I do think about it. All right, I mean, it's just finished my thought. But he's so excited to talk about white figure ass

because he apparently uses toilet paper a lot and he loves this subject. So, Dr. Steve then asks if he has a plumber as an underwriter, because his whole thing is like, you know, we can talk about installing bidets. If you have a plumber who works with you guys, it'd be great. Well, that'd be a good underwriter for you to have. And then I could come back and sell bidets for them. Well, I mean, I'm the last one. I'm happy with the old good old American, you know,

just get up there and get with it with you. Be a man with your hands. That's me. I understand. I mean, that's why I mean, I like the toilet paper with the ridges because that's what gets to, I mean, that gives you a nice, of course, that gives you a nice protection between your fingers and the inside. Yeah. Well, yeah, obviously. Yeah, that's true. You want to be a little bit stupid.

That's true. It's a great subject. I could do all the show on that. Obviously. That's crazy. Wait for your ass. Here we go, Jack. Do five episodes in a row.

Just wait for your ass. I don't know what that I've done until my finger pokes through with a toilet paper. Be a man with your hands in real life. It's going to have the Charmin Bears on his next show. What are you guys like just shitting all day? Just you guys just shitting every day? What's going on with that?

How many told us you have in your house? Tell me what it was like when you were a kid. How many shit you took and what kind of toilet paper you used? And then you know, we'll circle back. Yeah, we'll follow you. All right, all right, all right. Now you talk, but tell me you know. You wipe your ass.

Yeah. All right. All right, so now we're to get into STD talk. And fortunately for Harrison, he has to worry about catching an STD. Just, you know, take care of yourself and don't let that stuff go on and on and on because even gonorrhea and, and a chlamydia can cause serious problems if they're left untreated for a long time. Well, I wouldn't have that problem. I'm pretty good.

Right now I'm single as a shingle on a pringle. I mean, that would down the final five minutes. Yeah. He loves that line. As a shingle as a shingle on a pringle. So stupid line. It's a really dumb line, but he used it with me. He used it with Dr. Steve.

Because shingles are, you know, they famously are all over the house. You know, not always more than one Pringles two Well never single. Yeah, but Andy Can we please get this guy laid? Yeah, anyone in the Boston area? If you have like a whore mom or sister Somebody please get this guy laid. I would love to see his whole demeanor change. He comes in, he's strutting. He's wearing a tie-dye shirt like Suddery Jad on the Howard Sturder Joe.

All right. So this is the last clip I want to play. Now, it starts with Harrison's very proud of himself. As I mentioned, and this is nothing against Dr. Steve. This conversation did not go well. Both guys who wanted to be talking at all times. And Dr. Steve this conversation did not go well both guys who wanted to be talking at all times And then Dr. C defense he's the one who should be talking. He's the one being interviewed So this is Harris and talking about what great chemistry they had although he doesn't know that word So I know now that we're in the five minutes. I hope you had a good time with me. Oh, I had a wonderful time I think it seems like we just got started. We need to do this again I'm gonna be a good to be a good, some good, good, you know,

gaffing going on, whatever they follow that good. Sorry. No, it's okay. We had good, uh, with Kevin, you know, Todd chemistry. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I want you to do it. We can talk chemistry. There you go. Okay. We nailed it. All right. So now it's the shout out time. It's not chewing the shit Harrison. He never heard of it. All right. So now it's the shout out time. It's not chewing the shit Harrison. He never heard of it. So now that you're seeing to give a shout out, he does a better job

than I did on the shout outs. When the final remaining, you know, four and a half minutes is, give shots out the people that are going to see the show. Okay. And you'll quick and then we'll finish it off with my music the way they began. So well, you know, Carl was on your show recently and he's a friend friend of mine and he did his list. And apparently I'm not on his list of shut up friends. So, uh, no, I know. And I said, if you start listing people, you're going to leave somebody out.

Well, you know, I like to amplify any slides that Carl slings my way. But you know, so I can start up the narrative that he's a crappy friend. Hey, go fuck yourself, Daddy. Amplify that. The opposite is actually true. He's actually, you know, one of my favorite people and he is a very good friend. But oh, you're a great friend too, Steve. I was just joking.

Just a joke. You're the best. Tucker Nixon gets a shout out, mate. There. Thank you for reminding me. Yeah. In the background, there's only two stickers on the board back there. It's the devil's anonymous that Dr. Steve made with John looking like he died five days ago. And the Tucker out sticker.

So. And an electric-based powered by dryer power. Yeah. Oh, dude. Shout out to cheap beach, which Harrison calls an acoustic guitar. I didn't pull that clip. The Harrison goes, I see he got an

acoustic guitar on the wall back there. It's fortunately Steve doesn't say anything. He's just like, yeah, yeah. He's got bigger fish to fry here. Harrison's so bad with instruments, with straight instruments. It's like, you play

that violin back there as well sometimes. Anyway, not the point instruments. It's like, you play that violin back there as well sometimes, anyway. Not the point today. Weird medicine is more promoting. Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine on Sirius XM, you can also download the podcast over podcasts. I already found it. I think it's a picture on too. It's all support, Dr. Steve, because he supports us.

Other people that we should support include patty broken skull Because that's absurd Don't turn me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. So I think I talked about this last week. I didn't get a chance to talk about broken talk. Yeah. Pety put out a brand new episode of Broken Talk, and actually he's put out another new episode since then. So we got some catching up to do.

Terrific. What I love about Broken Talk is I love the format of it. But this is what I consider to be the most cliche podcast and podcasting. And by that I mean sticking to exactly an hour. No, I mean reading news headlines. Okay? Because that's all I do here. No, I mean reading news headlines. Okay. Cause that's all I do here.

If you're new here, I am glad that you stumbled upon it somehow. I don't know how I wish I could understand cause there is no marketing behind this. I'm your marketing. Stop it with that. I'm getting angry now. You're insulting my marketing prowess. I'm your, there's no market. I know anyone fights me. We made it. Oh'm here. There's no mark on how it would fight to me. We made it.

Oh, shit, this guy, such an asshole. So I love the premise of this show. He just reads the headlines. And what's great about Pady Seacops or Pady Broke and Skull, this is Broke and Talk. What Pady Broke and Skull does is not only does he not read the article,

but he speculates on what the article must say. And he's a dumb guy. So it's great. And there are parts in here when I legitimately laughed. And I went, this is actually really funny. Here's an example. All right, let's see. A green comet will appear in the night sky for the first time in 50,000 years.

Whoa. That's really cool if you're a dork. You know, if you're one of those dorks that's like, I can't wait for the eclipse. When's that coming? See, if you would have just left it at, if you're a dork and moved out and fucking nailed it. That's really cool if you're a dork. Actually, pretty funny. I feel like he's, you know, the problem he's been watching too much Brendan's shop and Bobby Lee. I feel like he's starting to watch some funnier shows. You know what? I put Shob's showtime special on the other day just to like

to kill yourself. How bad it was. You were standing on this tool. I really was. I was just like, the first couple of jokes, it's just like, hey, isn't my haircut gay? Well, you did that. I hate that.

Aren't my clothes gay? I know what you guys are thinking. I'm gonna shop a target. Yeah. Well, you put that on and you cut your hair like that for your prop comic basically. Yes, you're fucking tool. Like, what the fuck?

It's so bad. I do 15 minutes on being clubfooted, but I did it like a purpose for the ass. Obviously. I think I got like five minutes in. I was just like this as fuck. That's five minutes too long. God awful.

Speaking of being club footed, Patty reads a headline about someone who wants to lengthen some limbs. And he tries to figure out which limbs someone might want to lengthen. Wow, here's this guy who had limb lengthening surgery. Now this is a man. What limb do you think he got lengthened? What do you think it is? What could it possibly be? His neck? Is he going in there for more neck? He needs a longer neck. Huh? What are his

fingers? You want some, you want some witch fingers, man? No, God. I don't know what he's talking about. I just know what limbs are. Obviously. So he goes to neck, which by the way, if they do have that surgery, he's still looking at it. You know, while he's getting his liver transplant, he can also give you a neck clover in here. So he has no idea what limbs are. He goes to figures and neck, it was likes. The guy wanted to be tall.

It wasn't his dong like he was alluding to. What, I feel like that's what he's alluding to. It's also not a limb. I mean, it is. I don't know, I need to get some deposit out big it is. If you want to count it or not, usually it's a twig, but. All right, so now right. I know. I mean, it is. I don't know. I need to get to the president how big it is if you want to count it or not. You usually it's a twig, but all right. So now we're moving on.

We got another story here. And he's talking about this pay it forward trend. And this person who went to Bojangles drive through. I went in and read the highlight and speculated on what's going on here. Okay, so you guys know the trend that's going around where being in a fast food line, people in front of you will buy your food. No one's ever bought my food. Never.

Not one time. I guess I'm going at the wrong hours, or they could just assume he's definitely getting a lot of food. But it says this guy here says he didn't sign up to feed the 5,000. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Somebody ordered 5,000 dollars worth of food in the drive-through or there's been 5,000 people that have paid it forward through the day. Why are you getting... Why are you going viral? Why are people mentioning you at all? That's not important to any of us. No person gives a fuck about this guy saying,

I'm good on paying for the guy behind me's food. See, this is what I mean. A really dumb guy tries to figure out what the headline is talking about. Yeah, that's no idea. So I looked at this up, because I wanted to know what was going on. Apparently, this kid 8 a drives to get his breakfast,

and they're like, hey, the person in front of you already paid for you. $15 for the food tick. Oh, that's pretty cool. And also, if you want to pay for the car behind you, a lot of people are doing that today. That'd be great. So the person behind him is getting $45 worth of food, so he goes, no fuck that, I'm not doing that. And then he did a TikTok video about it. And because everyone's desperate for news,

someone picked it up and ran it as an article about this guy who didn't want to pay for $45. And also, that whole concept is dumb. Because you either win or lose. You either pay more or less than what you would have paid for your food. So what the fuck's the point of it? How are you doing it?

Anyone in service that's just like, hey, that's free for you. But if you want to pay for those people of it? How are you doing? Anyone in service, they're just like, hey, that's free for you. But if you want to pay for those people, it's three times as much. Like, oh, neat. Yeah, now that's bullshit for the person of the counter to be like, do you want to do that, too?

That's ass and I. If you're a person in a car, you're like, I got theirs too. That's fine. Patty's never had that happen. You got to start by living in a community that has money to, you know, right.

People want to do that, because they have money to burn. And you don't live there. So that's why that has money to, you know. Right, people want to do that because they have money to burn. And you don't live there. So that's why that's never happened to you. I was reading this article, this guy, Darius, because when she said, do you want to pay for the next-carst food, Darius said he was shocked. I was looking at her like, what do you mean?

How are you gonna ask me something like that? Who's spending $45 at both jangles? Yeah. I don't mean to sound broke, but I'm not doing that. Who's spending $45 at both jangles? I mean it's not broke but I'm not doing that. It's pretty fun. I wouldn't do that either. I watched it. It's crazy. This is fucking outrage by the whole thing. It was kind of funny. Yeah. All right. So I'm not taking this out of context, guys. This is just, this is what this show is. Because we all know the news, we've all read the news. We've seen an angry father read the newspaper on a day. You might not have seen angry father, but maybe grandfather, you saw a movie.

It's where your dad is sitting there reading a newspaper. So that's how crucial this shit is. People seem angry, dad reading a newspaper, right? Yeah. A negligent father. That's how important this is everybody. Podcasting in a closet was kids cry outside. Maybe you're that father. Holy shit. Could you imagine? So let me let me ask this is broken talk and free water different things are free water done or is that still around? I think free water still going to some degree. Okay. Yeah broken talk is different. Okay. It's on a different good

I know bring it on he's getting active again. Yeah, he's a awesome job. Great show awesome. Yeah great job awesome Yeah, I was gonna say it's very confusing. Yeah. But yeah, that's still going strong. He's putting a lot of videos out on that. A lot of quick short ones. In fact, I think you brought one. Do you want to check that out?

Yeah. All right. It's not long. It's at Mark Norman. Yeah. This is just Patrick Michael shitting on people that are way more talented than him. Well, who else would he shit at?

Yeah. Who else is it? There's no punching down for this guy. Shitting on people that are way more talented than him. Well, who else pretty shit that? Ah, yeah. Who else is it? There's no punching down for this guy. Good point. Get pumped up. This is great job awesome. If you're going to steal a formatted mine is what will be Jerry Bayonfield's. We're playing a game. No one's ever heard of. What is this?

What is this? Thank you to everyone that checked out the last video and all the new subscribers Even the ones that don't watch the actual content you are appreciated. Oh, is this a good one? Yeah, this is like the newest one. Oh, he's pissed because he got all these subscribers from us. Yeah, so this is what how he thinks of his subscribers some like geeked out Shadowing guy. Oh, it is too. It is common. Yeah, That was a good guy. That was a good guy. That was a good guy. That was a good guy. That was a good guy.

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I guess not. I mean, people say smash the subscribe button. They don't say watch the video. Right, I said watch everybody. I put out. I did what you asked me. Yeah, what else you want from me? If you want me to watch it, I just need to watch it.

Thank you to everyone that checked out the last video and all the new subscribers. Even the ones that don't watch the actual content you are appreciated. Are we? Now feel appreciate it. You're gonna talk about a known New York comedian with a thinning head of curls and rolled up pants that goes by the name of Mark Norman. He's from New Orleans. It's part of his fucking act. He's out of New York, comedian. He talks about how it's a very funny bet. He dies about how his parents bought the biggest house

in the shittiest neighborhood, and they were robbed three or four times a year. He's just one of the big house. So it's like what they could've borrowed. It's from New Orleans. Louisiana born, mansion living, and allegedly oddballed parents, Norman's early life would be that of a future comedian

With stories that could rival the shirtless hair covered Russian mafia movie star Yeah, and strangely you still might not know who he is And I get it, but you've certainly heard his voice and it's not because he's famous, but because nobody has sounded like that since the 1950s He's got something he likes to Yeah, I at first they thought he was reading wiki and then I'm just like nobody would write that Yeah, you probably never heard of You have like some kind of like press release biography that he's reading he sounds. Yeah it sounds that's interesting. You're right. Yeah. That sounds like a press release. But also famous too. But because too cute to be written by Patrick Michael. Yeah. Yeah.

Little too clever. Nobody has sounded like that since the 1950s. He has done some Netflix stuff, some YouTube specials and of course a podcast with a guy even lesser known. But Mark Norman has taken his comedy to the next level. He's became so confident in his skills due to the praises he gets from other comics as a workaholic. Now what is he getting these cards? That looks like a 4chan version. He's like, wait, what did he just say?

He's became. Hold on, I got to listen to that again. I'm having a hard time comprehending what he just said even less or no I love the joe whist just get the fucking shot. No. Yeah shots fired at joe list for no reason It's so weird because if people are into stand-ups. They know joe list. They don't mark norm and these are not great comedians They're great comedians. I put those in there and penny seeke of those who they are. And he has to play this game like, look, and I know these are underground names. Never heard of it. They have shows on series like Sam. Can you believe these funny comedians are making careers? All right. Let's listen to this sentence.

But Mark Norman has taken his comedy to the next level. He's became so confident in his skills due to the praises he gets from other comics as he's became so confident in his comedy skills due to the praises he gets from other comics as he's became so confident in his comedy skills due to the praises he got from other comics. The work of hall. He's they call him a work of hall. So he's confident not because he gets a great reaction every night crowds love him. He keeps getting different job offers.

No, it's because the other people go, wow, you really work hard. And that's how he's taking things to the next level. Yeah. That's why I'm confused about it. This is why, that he see cops is never gonna leave Gary. He's right. He's such a idiot. He's never gonna be games anything.

I know. Because he doesn't get any praises. Just understand all this work is at all. Mark's decided to become a teacher. And not the sweater vest wearing substitute forcing biology down our throats. Norman wants to teach you his comedy. Forcing biology down to his throat sounds like a porn canning or any other. I don't know why it's to make him look like a fortune Jew either.

It's like, wow. I played the AI for that. And I don't know if it's not like I'm Mark Darwin. Now, if you know anything about Mark Norman's comedy, the most notable thing is he's repetitive. Starts every show with comedy, we're really doing it. And closes it with, I've been Kevin Hart, which is fine. But also, what are you going to teach your students? Do you know for a fact that this is how he starts an ends every show?

I've seen Mark Norman a couple times. That's how we started the right to the show. Yeah, remember that. Yeah. All right. Whenever catch phrases, I guess what I'm wondering is, do we really need a bunch of new comics copying Mark Norman style, which isn't really that funny. And it's definitely not broad.

Now Mark Normandy is the tight community in the travels to L.A. during pilot season. and yet they always mention his ability to work and how he always has new stuff Sure, he has his moments as all people do as far as humor is concerned, but he's constantly repeating himself And at this point he comes across as a living cartoon The Ironies lost on him Dude, I thought he was a Mark Normandy fan! I was going into this thinking that he was going to talk about what a great comic is. Is this fucking trash again? Right.

Come on. It's called having a fucking set. What are you talking about? I don't know. Does he think that people have a different set every day? Yeah. They aren't fish. There isn't a comedian who's like a fucking improv comic

going out there like fish. And holy shit, the lights over this comic's amazing. Well, it really is the difference between being like a stand up with a polish set or a podcaster that has to say something different every fucking episode. It'll be weird if you were on twice a week just doing the same set. That doesn't make sense.

Tell him when we talked about Saturday. Yeah. Shh. Forget about our first segment today. Yeah, I know, and he didn't change it up. Remember when Sudder and John told the popcorn thing? We've never talked about that, have we? I almost feel like he only got married just for material and also to seem like he's a real person.

Wait, is that like the Seinfeld thing where his doctor converted the Judaism for the jokes? Yeah, you got married just the material. He's a real person. I can't imagine what his actual voice sounds like when he's not doing comedy, but at least by taking his comedy class, you can learn how to sound like a 1950s singing frog. And I guess that's comedy, and you're really doing it. If comedians have a talk, then... So now he's told the same joke twice, that he sounds like a 50s announcer or whatever it is.

Also, Mark's not changing his voice. No. For his, he's not dice-clays. He's not playing a character. That's just how Mark's out. Anything. It wasn't from a seven. I just had the deviated stuff to bottom the podcast Guys this isn't my real voice. I know who would talk like

I've a normal voice comedian that hasn't really made it yet Let me know how you feel about a comedian's comedy class Don't forget to like the video subscribe if you haven't already and until the next one I was gonna win the game Jack Skellington gonna win for right I hate how he is just music beds all the time with the sky too much music beds All right, I want to get back to broken talk and This is a fun story. Okay, let's see. There's some more here. Those top stories were shit. Nothing I cared about. The son allegedly...

Now, gun allegedly used by... 6-year-old and Virginia school shooting was bought by child's mother. Obviously, because, you know, he's six. All right, you guys know about the story, right? A six year old shot, his teacher. And so the story was, it was bought by his mom. And Paddy Seacum's goes, well, yeah, obviously, what do you mean, obviously, could be bought by the gun?

The gun was purchased by his mother. That's not the story I heard, but okay. Okay, so this is the dumbest thing, and this is what I'm talking about. Like this is a show. I want to put this on the Who Are These Network. News headlines with a dumb guy, because this is insane right here.

I guess what they're really just leaning on is the fact that the kid wanted a gun so the mom bought it for him. Say that then. No! That it was the, the gun gun so the mom bought it for him. Say that then. No! It was the, the gun was in the house, the kid took it at the school that day. He was like, Bob, come on!

How did he arrive at that? Get me a pistol, all right. You know, you nag me enough. I'll get you a fucking pistol. Goddamn it, this kid. I can't believe he said that with a straight face. You get one gun. Don't share it with your brother.

He's not old enough. She's sliced. So then he reads a story about this teacher who ODD on fentanyl in class, art teacher. Cool. Here's some more school stuff. Art teacher arrested after overdosing on fentanyl in front of the students, dude.

Okay. Now here's what I'll say I don't like that they were arrested I mean there should obviously be some punishment but also the students in that class depending on what grade it is if it's fucking sophomores junior seniors in high school that teacher just became a legend. Totally. Half day. Half day. Just became a legend. Dude, I want a party with that guy. I got fucking own knees on. Fettin' all.

Let's fucking go. We're going to his house this weekend. So I don't think Patty's understanding what actually happened here. This sounds like he's just fucking up the creep off. Scomperate, right? Maybe. Maybe we've inspired him. I mean, when you saw a teacher in public, it was the most This sounds like he's just fucking up the creep off scum parade, right? Maybe Maybe we've inspired him. I mean when you saw a teacher in public it was the most bizarre thing And now we're seeing teachers literally fall out in the middle of fucking you know a biology lesson dude

Air five that's fucking nasty as obviously I'm joking and I don't condone any of this, it's idiotic, but how hilarious. Hey, Mr. Brown, you care if I sharpen my pencil? Yeah, go ahead. So he goes, during a biology class, and he was an art art teacher and I love the hey mr. Rock and I sharpened my pencil What decade this guy go to school? Sharp in your pencil the 50s what is he talking about? I love when he acts out the little skits that are going out of this head though. Yeah, it's pretty funny So he closes out this episode bitching about Don Cheetle.

What? He is so pissed off. I've fed up with that Don Cheetle guy. Talking hysterical. I'm telling you, this is it, man. I know he's tried a lot of different formats. This is it. Keep going, broken dog.

This is a winner. Don Cheetle says Marvel gave him two hours to agree to a six movie deal. Well, so what, dude? Oops. Hey, oops, Don Cheet. Whoops. Too bad for you, huh? What a tragedy. What a tragedy. You got to sign to a six movie deal well out of kids laser tag birthday party whoops darn darn that's bad that's trash I mean how do you go on how do you keep your head on right you don't cry yourself to sleep every night, dude. You know what I just realized?

So we were talking about how Patty's bringing up Chad Zumak. Yeah. lately. And he's teasing. He's got a Chad Zumak episode coming out. Oh, yeah, we were talking about that before the show proper. There's a thing on the great job, awesome feed that Chad Zumak is going to be the next episode of that no Mark Norman thing we just watched. I think he was just doing a Kevin Brunner

impression right there. I think he's watching Missy Relips Company and that's why because he's going, oh that's too bad, oh you got a six-movie deal from Marvel movies, oh gee, Willikers, I think he was doing like one of those kind of things. Maybe that's why he's like, hey make a a bunch of Zubaks, the most fun thing to do. Everyone's doing it. Yeah, it's funny though, because in his mind, it's just like, man, wow, you make a lot of money,

and money is all that matters because I don't have any. Instead of Don Chitol being like, oh, I gotta play the same, I'm an actor that wants to play different characters. So I, in a position where I have to play the same character for six movies, maybe I don't wanna do that. That's what he's talking about.

Not that Patrick Michael has no money and Don Cheeto has a lot of money. 100% this is the whole thing. He's going, you're gonna make a shit ton of money. What the fuck is the problem? It's like, well, Don Cheeto, you can get other work. Yeah, right. If he wants it.

Nobody feels bad for you, Don Cheeto. Sorry. I have to explain it's a panicking like a kind of six movie deal and It was the Lord of the Rings, okay, or something that would never ever possibly have six movies That was a bad example because of course Lord of the Rings and that shit is still going on I Couldn't think of anything else guys. All right, rush hour. Fuck. He's great. He's my favorite. So apparently what Don Chino is complaining about this article that he didn't read is that he was with his kids playing laser tag when the movie studio came and said, look, we need you to make a decision on this. You know, it's go time.

And he just wants to have fun with his family. I was playing laser tag with my kids, man. And then, by the way, this is the best not Cheetle in front of him. I've ever heard it in my life. I was playing laser tag with my kids, man. And they forced me and forced my hand. and now I'm fucking rich is all hell Hey Don you could build a laser tag fucking arena in your backyard, I bet right?

So shut the fuck up This is the guy doesn't understand quality time with the kids. Yeah. Oh, he's not grasping this concept whatsoever. Shut the fuck up. You signed the deal, did you win at Laser Tech? Yeah. All right. He goes out to speculate that the kids hate Laser Tech

that they want to be there. He's got his core idea in his head. My glacier takes awesome. What do you mean? What kids complaining about that? Oh, Laser Tech again, Dad? It sucks. We just go to Bible school with the fuck.

So this is my last clip here. This is where Patty sums it all up for us. He's playing the same guy over and over. Can't imagine it's that difficult, Don. And I also can imagine once you sign that six movie deal, you thought, well, I'm set. Let's get in shape now. Let's pretend to be a superhero for, I'm set let's get in shape now let's pretend to be a superhero for I'm upset about this and I think that's where we're gonna have to end this podcast because I can just rant and rant about fucking Don Cheetles

air against dude what kind of hurt I don't even have to read the rest of the article to find out that this guy is the epitome of what everybody assumes actors to be. Right? Self-obsessed, self-absorbed, fucking assholes, man. Errogant pricks, all of them. Jesus, for a mead, the boobah! Yeah! So that's how Patty feels about actors.

Hey, Black Monday's a funny show. Say that. I'm one of them, he's just like, shitting on Don Chino. I know. It's such a bizarre angle show say that. I love that he's just like, shitting on Don Chute. I know. It's such a bizarre angle to have, which I love. That Don Chute will really should be complaining. He's barely in those Avengers movie.

It's mainly a fucking cartoon version of him. Most of the time. Oh yeah, yeah, you're just standing like in your suit. Just going, whoa, this is crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, Andy, I don't know if you've played to catch an alien with us before have you yes it's a pretty fun game love it it's a really fun

game let's get to it it's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an. Are you ready to play to catch? He cart of unalien DSLs. I think that helps make us better too. So those are things I think help get us to see this mushroom. Rob, look up. Anamina, Anamina, mask area mushroom. It looks like fucking Santa Claus it's spelled out of my p.o. I'm just an I'm ETA M-A-S-C-A-R-I-A mushroom yeah everything's on there M-A-S-E-A-R-I-A mushroom. I'm sure that's feelings, not right? Anamita mascara. I mean, maybe Google find it.

Yeah. Oh, there we go. Yep. That? Good images. Oh, animate mask. Got it right there. A little bit of it?

Yeah, there's all the ones that look more like a standard one. We've got the red and white. Yeah, you got the red and white there's better pictures, but you get the idea Yeah, and I mean, that's Freaking you know, that's so funny. I mean you got we got your Nordic religions your eye like Yeah, please Santa Claus Santa Claus. Yeah, you know like snow on top of it and shit Yeah, I should point out we're supposed to be listening what they're saying so that we can figure out Hard to put it's gonna say that the length of these clips. Yeah, I should point out we're supposed to be listening what they're saying so that we can figure out. Cardiff was gonna say that.

The length of these clips. Oh, I know, but it's so entertaining. Yeah. Because so you got these two guys who look like they're wearing wigs from the 17th century. One of them's cross-sad as a mother fucker. Yeah. He actually looks like one of those guys from the jerk who wore the glasses. Yeah.

Yeah. I was like, is this guy blind? Not but that he's reading the screen. So no. It's, yeah. The fuck like is this guy blind? I thought that he's reading the screen. So no, it's yeah, the fuck he's reading both screens. All right, I gotta fight this out. This is insane. The show is insane. I'm so glad that Stuttering John was out of the show.

No one would have done about it. Yeah, and I mean, that's, that's so funny. I mean, you got, you got your Nordic religions, you're like, yeah, like they, they, they called it Santa Claus. Yeah. You know, like snow on top of it and shit. Yeah. I mean, there, there is better ones, but they really,

look, they look at this three Santa Claus. It's real, it's crazy. Put out Santa Claus next to mushroom. Because there's one that it's white. And it actually, I mean mean really resembles like the beard Yeah, you see it I love it right look at the mushrooms coming into the game Yeah, the shaman because you know like the shaman they you know back then they used to come down and look at that now

Tell me how you cannot see like the correlation Yeah, and I want that to be just unequivocally fucking interesting. I wanted to be true so bad because that's such a great story What is true? I mean just the I desperately want this to be like Santa Claus is actually a mushroom Oh, I wanted to go farther. This is my problem. I start getting carried away. You know what's interesting though? That guy wrote a book on all of this nice. I want to read this they banned it and then guess who bought it who? To catch an alien you want musk is gonna be my answer Joe Rogan is gonna be in hand somebody says okay There's a book about the Santa Claus mushroom it was banned and

then someone bought it let's find out what he says next what did Tommy say next He, Pfizer, the vaccine guy, number three, the Catholic Church. Next, Coca-Cola, because they own Santa Claus. Lastly, Google. And I can't figure out why to catch an alien. Guys, they all sound like ridiculous answers. I'm going to go to the Pfizer guy, but I have no idea. What do you think, Andy? Coca-Cola.

Yeah, I went with four. Really? Okay. All right. Let's find out. You know what's interesting. That guy wrote a book on all of this. Nice. I would read this. They banned it. And then guess who bought it? Who? The Catholic church. Oh, that's what happens. So then he came back out and rewrote one and it's called the squirrel, the squirrel in the mushrooms. That's what it's actually called. So it's rewritten a little bit differently, but the Catholic Church actually bought the book. So they banned it and then so that if he wanted to start selling it on his own, they want, you know, made him basically an offer that he couldn't refuse. Well, they probably have the power to blow his

brains out too. So you can have that money. Yeah. And you can not do the book or you can not do the book because you're dead and don't get money. A or B. Yeah. So now when you're, now, but you're. What? What?

To catch. Are you in this round, Cardiff? I gotta start watching this show. It's a fucking wild. What? What? Wild. You gotta start watching this show. It's fucking wild. What is wild? You know it's funny is that they used to pretend they got 500,000 views in episode. They might start getting actual 500,000 views in episode.

Unalien. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the mushrooms to catch an alien. Also the book, The Squirrel and the Mushrooms does not exist. You buy picture on the column, such card of electric. And the card of electric, too. It's banned by the Kellogg Church Cardiff. And with Vinnie and Card of Electric, subscribe today. Also go to watp live.com for tickets to

Dabblecon. More enthusiasts. I really wanted to go and get a Mr. Potato Head. Yeah. And and a Dildo and like put the Dildo on the Mr. Potato Head. It's not too long for you Yeah, bring my card of action figure. I'll cut this whole part out if you want to do that What have we done today we have done it all that's what we do More than all. We've done it all and then some aftershock XL. Stuttering John, Fred the elephant boy, my Gange, we talked about of course.

Oh, I didn't talk about my Twitter battle with the top Myers, I forgot about that. Holy shit. Let's chat about that. Hello. Hey, no, it's no different than police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do.

So Tom Myers tweeted at me and he said, hey, Ed, who are these pod, aka podcast Karen? When are you going to approve my comment listing the link to the original video as well as my Patreon? So we did a video where we made fun of his recent standup. Yeah. I put it up on YouTube. And Tom wanted to put a comment in there and I didn't realize this apparently if people put links in their comments, I have to go in and improve them manually.

I'm not even looking. Yeah. That gives you shit. It's like I'm going, no, I'm not going to give them the publicity. It wasn't big of that, but the fact that Tom Myers came to me like that, I was keeping this quiet. And now you're going to pull this shit. He had to let everybody know how many laughs you got.

He copyright struck my video, which is a serious thing to do because if you get three copyright strikes, you lose your YouTube channel. Yeah, and it's a petty thing. It's a fucking loser to do. It's a fucking douchebag thing to do. So I responded to that. As soon as you stop trying to copyright strike videos

that are clearly fair use, Thomas Charles, because when I get the notification from YouTube, which by the way, said, we're not gonna take any action, this guy is, I mean, he sends me his email address, his full name, like all this information about the guy. I wasn't gonna put it out there, but since his fucking asshole's going,

hey, it came podcast, Karen. So I went ahead and tweeted a screen cap of this email that I got, and then he responded to that with, at least I create original content, and don't rely on other people's podcasts to make a name for myself. You should try it sometime, podcast, Karen.

Fuck you, all you do is talk about politics and fucking headlines. That's not you creating original, that's you commenting about journalists, fucking reporting. Also, the content that he does create his stand-up comedy is only funny when we talk about it. Right, all right.

I mean, that's like, the most odd thing is that he's a vampire's helper. Yeah. Hamburger, helping Tom Myers help him. Okay,. Tom Myers Helper. Yeah. Hamburger helping Tom Myers Helper. Helper. Because Tom Myers content is not content. If it's just what he does, it's terrible. It's not funny and he still fucking away.

Fucking hate him so much. I hate that Vinnie keeps bringing him in and we really have to listen to this guy not be funny. Yeah, stop voting for Tom Myers. Stop voting for Vinnie. But for Myers socks, man. Does suck. What else do we do?

We talked about chats, too. I'm talking about it. Speaking of sucking, that's so funny. That was so funny that Chad posted a picture of him with the guy he doesn't hang out with anymore. Going, I'm happy, you're tired. Ooh, that's so pathetic. Remember when everyone didn't think I was a dick?

Yeah, remember when I wasn't a loser? Yeah, we do actually. While I go, but all right. Obviously, Dr. Steve was on topic time. That was exciting and very entertaining. I had no idea Harrison Young was so excited about wiping his asshole. That's like his biggest thing.

And apparently he shoves it way up there. He gets the paper right up in his rectum. It might be like half pleasure, half maintenance at that point. I don't know. And then Broke and Talk, and some Mark Norman analysis. He just repeats himself.

This fucking guy, he developed an act. And now he just goes around doing his act. Yeah, trying to get attention. What an asshole. You know what that means? It's time for almost every part of the show. That's right. This is the part of the show where we tease people about the next episode of who are these

podcasts. I don't know what show we're going to be reviewing. I haven't figured that out yet. But I do know the Shule E.Gar is gonna be on the show. Whoa! It's gonna move closer to DoubleCon and get excited to perform live at DoubleCon. I've told Chad Zumak will be sitting in the front row

where he forwarded that. Rooting a son. Yup. In fact, if you bought a front row ticket and you want to resell it to Chad at a premium, I'll be happy to get you a GA forward. Yeah, pay it forward. I got tickets for the Friday, for the stand-up show. You're gonna be there all weekend. Yes, you will. Good time. And Chad had mentioned, now I played

this on our most recent episode of Who Are These Socials. I also made a video that's out on YouTube right now where Chad had this weird meltdown about DoubleCon on a recent episode of Sit Down Zoomock, and then he took it down. He must know he's losing, because he's constantly putting out wives dreams and podcasts and then taking them down and tweeting and then taking that down, believing it.

He's so sweaty and fat on that fucking neighborhood video that he put it. It was terrible. But come July, you just wait, come July is gonna be really hot. Prove me wrong, Chad. Be not too young, come July. But anyway, I responded to this video where he came out and he said, fly me to Rochester, I'll sit front row for Dabblecon next to your ugly wife. And I'm thinking, you don't want to plus one Chad?

You got to the next to my wife. Because we'll't want to plus one Chad Because we'll give you a plus one. I'm just kidding. You got to pay your own way buddy I'm not buying you a fucking plane ticket. I'm not purchasing your fucking double-con tickets Buy it yourself and come down and hang out and hang out with us But people to check out my response to that on on our YouTube channel. Who are these podcasts on YouTube? It's a very it's a very fun channel where you get to hear the stuff that we do here again. Who doesn't want to do that? All right, Andy, thank you so much for coming over.

Anything you want to promote, my friend? Yeah, come to Dabblecon. I'll be selling canis and fube popsicles. No, I'll be. Wow. That's a callback. That's a tough one to do. Oh yeah. Producer Chris, do you think you want to promote?

Yeah, watch 80s training videos from Wendy's and McTiles. We lost our shit last night. We burned an hour watching these old training videos. There was a blockbuster one. Oh yeah, right. The Wendy's one. Oh, the pizza hot one was incredible. Oh, is that the late Fee Andy reference? More Nick talking about higher

He's a good blackbuster All right, please join us again next time it might be the episode we'll refine out once a for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every party in the most Of morning radio. Get out and show these folks my cow. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. You're the new, juicy, tight box. Terrible Halsey kicks it off at YouTube and reference to Chad's meltdown. I bet Chad got real excited when Carl suggested that people call him welfare checks for him, because he thought that he'd be able to use them to pay this month's rent. Ron Santos, 20 years in comedy, and Chad has zero people in his corner. No shows, no heat, no future. Redillium makes a strong point with.

He thinks the credit card thing is hack and overused when in reality normal people just hate thieves. Milkshake enthusiast Chad. I've been on Kumya's show over 10 times. Chad really is turning into Stuttering John. Dina, I try to like Chad, but it seems he doesn't want anyone to like him. Hugh Berdak has racks. How did two dudes in a wood-panel basement and Rochester become my favorite podcast? Grid Lowe with the arguable, yet mostly reasonable, less Eric, more Chris. From Discord, Japanese fart enthusiast opines, there are so many of these autistic niche topics

shows these days that podcasting should be entered into the medical literature as a form of stimming. And from Facebook we find Benjamin F Cohen, with the ponderous, Cardiff Electric should have his own slot machine. One of those big curved screen deals would honor his majesty, Ion Force replies, I'd rather give him a cooking show, Nigel Udaman, it's only a matter of time before an aristocrat reaches out to him to make a deal.

Pete Martin comments, exact she, and posts a tweet from Jesse at Southern's Gothic. I don't listen to podcasts to learn something beneficial. In fact, I am actively against bettering myself. I listen to podcasts that hear two freaks who are over familiar with each other, spout nonsense for 50 minutes, and then, in time, will adopt their speech patterns myself. Travis Wilson alludes to some mystery man-child. I prefer one complete freak who's not familiar with himself at all, arguing with himself in a closet and losing, but you do you. Bridgik andalo's confesses, I say, I need energy.

More times a day than any person should. Josh Minoski shares with us. My wife and friends are organizing a smile talk intervention for me, I just know it. I think Davil Khan is going to send them over the edge. An Eric Plant plays us out with, I can't stop saying. Ayo! I can't stop saying a

We have Divisional championship game started up with less than three minutes. What hits a voicemail, shall we? You know the one thing that Chad Zumaq has done good because not make people laugh now every time I leave the gym I always check my wall. Make sure all the credit cards are still there. So, you know, that's one good thing Chad's done. I like it. Don't call me back. That's funny because I was getting my, I'm in the middle of getting my bathroom renovated at my house. So I don't have a shower. So I am going to the gym to shower. And I think the same thing. I'm just like, I hope nobody's killing my shit right now. What's in your watch?

PSA from WATV. Anxious Andy calling into the show. What? What's up, girl? Let's me again. Got a couple of things to say. I will say that, that girl that's on the Mary, whatever the fuck her name is, from the Tim Poole show, if you find her attractive, you probably watch too much fucking anime. And I really like your take on the whole hair when they miss pretty fucked-of-fine. But a little bit of a card is not funny.

Cardiff is getting on my nerves, he's just so fucking stupid. I don't know why you don't pressure him to like at least show his face once or twice. No, you just stupid. Now what he really likes Cardiff and if you do, you just the fucking kiss that. Oh, stop. Probably chat do love to fuck you girl. You don't want to see Cardiff's face. I better as a potato. Yeah, I'll reason. Cardiff isn't here, but I'll respond the way that he would thank you wow because he was here

what if curve logic was actually mike tyson i think it was uh... uh... hey carl uh... deluxe on the left coast, but a somber call. Just wanted to let you know that Buddy Mine radar called me and that won't be on the

show anymore. Lieutenant Colonel Vicks playing with shot over the sea of Japan. It's spun in. Door no survivors. You will no longer be on the show. Thanks, buddy, Rachel. They found milk everywhere. How's your fucking bags, consumer?

Well, surprised by that. Well, that's a bummer of a story right there. It's all disappointing. I think there's a follow-up here from Deluxe. Hey, Carl Deluxe again, just between you and I just keep the thumb on the low. If you can let Vix has the no end to Neckwerefilia. So if I can hit that before she gets buried, I would appreciate it. Thanks buddy.

I think fucking Vic while she's alive is a criminal. Yeah, right. Go ahead and one up that one. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Can we talk about Serge on Stone Helds again? She's alive. It's a crime. Right. Way to one up that one. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Can we talk about Sergeant's toenails together? Christal live.

You look like a cow. All right. Nate from Flint, Michigan, calling in the show. Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Am I to understand that the VIP level for DevilCon includes blow jobs? Please call me back to confirm. I would ask who they're being given by, but being one of your listeners,

I'm not in a position to be picky about it. See you there. The answer's trucker had to be by the way. I guess you don't care either way. You can stay at my house. Nick. Hey, Carl C.J. Hey, listen, then, I think I saw the solutions here or review go problem. you can stay by house ha ha ha ha hey carl cj hey listen and i think i found a solution to your review problem

you want someone who listen to every episode and has amazing student chatt is doing well he is a binoculars or for a while now given the small time job it'll probably be at the best of you can and entire life uh... i think he can build up from there.

And I was just getting a chance, Carl. He deserves it. All right. Fuck you. Love you, Chris. Bye. That would be some redemption arc. Wasn't it? Yeah. Chancy Mike was our review girl. He has to wear the cow bikini, you know? I mean, he's probably run into Vic at open mics. He lost her. They, uh, rose down. He lost her, yeah. Rose Bell. Rose Bell. But I don't care. I don't care.

What was he trying? I don't have the right equipment yet. Jesus Christ. What is Chad getting up to his equipment? I know. And was that coming to two days? Up to you. To your mic stand, please.

Jesus Christ. He should be saving money, you know, not drinking. Someone was calling me out on the video I posted because Chad's clearly out of breath on this episode of Sit Down Zoom-Ack. And like, Carl, he's obviously walking while he's podcasting, well, okay, but don't do that, that.

Right. Why are you joking while you're podcasting? That's no excuse. Were you Tony Michaels? Rain drops, man. I was thinking about this. Rain drops. Oh yeah. Where do you get a funnel? Those two should start a show together. Those two should burn or something. The weeds from jail. The sweaty weasie show. was funny when Vito brought up that Dimple was talking about how the mainstream's

suppressing real emo. But it's like all these dudes who don't really care that much about something and don't bother to look around at it claim the experts. There are like a bunch of good emo bands that like are pretty new like Prince daddy in the hyena or The anxious but like None of them really compared a mastodon play it I agree, sir. This is the last one.

Hey, let Nate know the reason that his voice is made of, that he's got my pocket and mouth. I'm gonna take it out of that way, he can breathe a little easier. It's not that bad water, it's my cock, the problem. Oh, I want to fucking blow Jeff right now. Yeah. Voice fails today. Since we don't we're lacking review girls. This is what happened. Yeah.

You throw guys and fucking prison cells together and I suck nasty, Illinity. Yeah. Oh, it's a bulging shit, doesn't seem like the worst thing that can happen Jesus Christ All right, okay folks Guess what the episodes oh

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