Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep380 - 2 Girls 1 Blunt

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

It's the age old question, "what's more annoying than two gross stoner girls?" Well, we've discovered the answer, "two gross stoner girls with a podcast." Shuli Egar from the Shuli Network joins us to discuss how cool it is to have autism. Then we shift gears to Stuttering John and review his first ever episode of the Special Sunday Stern Show from August of last year. We're also joined by Cardiff Electric to get caught up on the progress Chad Zumock is making in 2023 (none) and to play another round of "To Catch An Alien." https://shalomshuli.com/ Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's a few more months. You have yet to properly lift me, but What's I think the seriously, Julie, let's do some asshole at Rochester and his baseball. Well, I'm that too. But yeah, yeah. Team Z-man over here, bro. You're going down.

All right. So WTBLive.com, February 34th, it's coming up very closely, very nearly, very soonly. Soonly. Very soonly. That's what I was looking for. I'm sorry. I don't want to get on top of that. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and Apple podcasts and then shittle over us in the comments section today.

We'll be reviewing a show called Two Girls One Buon. This was a suggestion from Nathan Vickers on Facebook. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Jamie Lee Simmons and Emily. Like the one girl has three names. The other girl just says the one.

Yeah. But I did find Emily on Instagram. It's at loud Emily. She has 31,000 followers on there. And I would describe her body as Doey. Okay. If I had shoes, an adjective for her, it would be Doey. Okay. She's an adjective for her. It would be Doey. She's very big boobs, though. I'll give her that. Maybe we didn't even play clip one yet, huh? We're just going right in.

I want to paint the picture for people. She'll eat. I can't. That's a lot of blind up there. There's a lot. There's a lot of sex talk going on. So I have people to know that she has big boobs and she's doughy because this show starts, I've now, it's two girls one blunt. I hate every podcast that uses the two girls one comment. It keeps going, I don't know why. There's a million of them, including one of the biggest shows ever, two bears one cave.

It's so embarrassing. Like this is a meme from 17 years ago. How old is this fucking video? It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. Can we all get over it and move on now, guys? It's not a funny gag. And he's like, away, but.

So you're saying I should not go forward with two Jews, one mic morse? You're saying that's not correct. I was going to make an exception. No, it's not. I'm putting my foot down, Julie. That's finally got too far. You're gonna get the Z-Man treatment over here if you do that.

It's out everybody. Girl, where's the Julie? All right. So, let's start off because obviously these are girls who are stoneers and they love being stone and talking about getting stone and being stoneers, but they also are very gross and love talking about sex. I feel like everyone I know is getting married nowadays. I'm like looking back and I'm like oh my god that dude I sucked off in the

fucking theater room problem is having a child. Oh my god. He's been married for four years. He has the love of his life. Yeah. And there was just slutty Emily, theater girl Emily. Suckin' em all. I remember that forever. It wasn't good. So, you didn't use T.

It was in my early dick sucking days. I was only like 15. So I didn't have the finesse, you know? Really, I feel like I went right in there. But there's technique that you learn. That's so true. That makes you way better. Definitely better now.

I could not deep throat when I first started sucking dick. But now I can. True. See, this is the thing I've been complaining about for a while on WTP. How terrible 15-year-olds are at sucking dick. That's been a thing. It's been, you know, kind of a theme of this show. Think of how bad it was for him if she knew it was bad.

Yeah. Right. She's like, it was not good. You're like, imagine what he must have thought of it. He's been trying to high five. He's like, not so fast. It's really nothing to write all about. But, you know, listen, much like Rocky, it's a great story. I mean, it's a feel good ending, you know, listen, much like Rocky, it's a great story. I mean, it's a feel good ending, you know? I think we start somewhere. I heard at the bottom now we're here, you know what I'm saying? Good for her. So it's interesting because you might have noticed there that Jamie's like, I've always

given the same blowjob. Like, if nothing's changed in my world, whereas Emily's going, yeah, no, no, I know how to do it, obviously, because there is a technique to it But apparently these girls suck at the job. You're in a push-up position kind of I know my arms would get so tired from that. I'm like, can you just come? Please I don't know why I think they like it too much that they like wanting you to keep going And I'm like, this is enough. It's been 30 seconds. All right. I have no news for you. We're not Rod Jeremy.

All right. If we're gonna explode, we're gonna explode. We're not gonna stop that from happening. We're not fucking with you. Let's read the notes from the last man meeting. The quicker, the better. And the more correct. You know, no guys like take your time.

No, let's go. The reason why guys are coming is because you're bad at it. That's the reason why it's taking so long. That's uh, that is the truth to you heard it straight from the expert. So, well wait, I'm not saying I'm an expert. I'm bad at job. That's not what I'm trying to say. Let's take Carl Jesus. You're great at all jobs. What are you doing? Come on let teeth curl Jesus. Oh, I'm sure you're great at doing it. Oh, come on, we're friends. Wait, what's summer to you reading?

Or are you reading about this? So Emily was with a guy who can't come. And I think she got told a story that was a lie and she just bought it. And I've also been with a dude who he fucked his dick up by grinding into his mattress and that was how he or like masturbated as a child. So it made him have a really long stamina. It was weird. We called him a, what do we call him? Can't look dick. Oh, lymp dick. Because that's like terrible nickname. We couldn't come because he couldn't get it off that of us. Nickname is Limp Dick, right?

I think these women are confused. There's only one guy I know who fucked his mattress and that's my background picture. That would be Eric. Correct. Yes. And unless she hooked up with him, I don't know. I mean, I've never heard of anybody else to the the point where you can't come. I just think the else And if you fuck the mattress anything else would make you come pretty quick

Yeah, that's why this story makes no sense at all. He fucked himself up with how he masturbated as a kid That's not how that works and if you can't come how big are your balls at this point? Well My guess is that not only is she bad at blow jobs, but she's not a good lay either No, she's like, I win this game. She just never gets off like, well, I don't know. It's not a great thing. Well, it's because of how he jerked off and I was a kid. Probably not.

That would probably go away. The honest with yourself, you got to know in the limb dick, or I like the other one where she's like, can't come. That's so easy. The name is like, can't come that's so easy. No, it's a fun nickname. Yeah, that's what you guys didn't think much on that, huh? I would hate to be known as the guy with stamina. Oh, gosh, please.

I'm gonna tell the other girls that golly gee. Oh, fuck forever Tony. Yeah. No, I'm him around you. That'd be the worst. Later out of the show, this gets brought up. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming.

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I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I know I'm coming. I can't wait for school today. We're learning about ricotta cheese and a daddy's fucking moment. Now these girls are gross and they love it and I don't understand that whole thing where gross girls talk about gross they are and they think that that's like a daring or funny. I should point out, Jamie Lee Simmons is a comedian. Have you heard of her before, or she really? As she based out of LA, I thought she was out of Boston,

but it also looks like they're out of Miami. So I'm confused. She looks pretty young. So I'm gonna say I'm not familiar with her, her stand-up wise. I don't know. I mean, familiar with her, you know, her standup wise. I don't know. I know she did stand up, it didn't mention anything in any of the bio really.

Well, at one point, early on in the show, they go, we hope that we can build a bigger audience because we want to start doing live shows. Yeah. And it's funny because they go, and if we do live shows, then Jamie will do standup at the live show. So I'm like, well, okay, slow down here. I was already wasn't going to buy a ticket. Now I'm really turned off by those. It's not terrible. We can host. She's like, I'll do five minutes. Whoa.

I got to tight too, but I could do five. If you need me to stretch it. Yeah, if you need an hour, let me blow you.. But if I'm gonna do stage up, I'll be five more. All right, so this is what turned me off. This is pretty early out of the episode. Whoa, like have you ever just like bent over in a place and you're like, I didn't even know I got hair there. Oh yeah. And this has been there, this patch of hair,

the whole time on the top of my butt crack. It's always the top of your butt crack. It's always the top of your butt crack. It's always the top of your butt crack. Or the side of your ankle. That's the spots for me. That's gross. Side of the ankle. The hell does that mean? Apparently they have a very hard time shaving these girls.

I've never come across that. No, the top of the butt crack. It signals you bend over and you notice it like that's a weird thing to it's really bending over Yeah, right you ever go down to yourself. I know so Terry. Yeah, I'm in your ass. Oh, I guess Wait for your 48 you don't even get to know the hairs and there's somebody else has to tell you At least you're the one to discover it. That's not the worst thing that can happen. That is a nice takeaway.

Yeah. Oh, until this, because I think this is Emily again. These girls seem like, I don't know, they're pretty easy going. And so she talks about hookup with the guy the night before. I definitely forgot the shave one toe. So here we are. Wait, I was hooking up with the guy like yesterday. And he looks over and he at my toe

and I didn't realize I forgot to shave my toes. It's been like a day. It already grows back a full bush. And he just rubs his finger over the big toe hair. That's violated. And he was like, didn't shave your toes. I was like, don't you dare try to humble me, sir. There is nothing worse than a man who calls out women when they don't shave. Like, mind your fucking business. You see everything except for my toe. Don't call my toe. Yeah. That is our business. So I don't like this idea that we're not allowed to say anything. Like, okay, so there's a giant

ward on my deck, mind your business. I don't just go down and shut the fuck up. That's how we feel about you not shaving. It's grumps. I don't know what kind of guy she's with, but it would have to be a a two pay amount of hair on a toe to get me to abort the mission. I don't think she's saying that. I think you just called her out. I'm giving them an air five on that one. I would say a word. I just wait till I meet my friends and go, you wouldn't believe it.

It looked like Mo from the three stuages down there. And I banged the shit out of her. And that's the end of that story. You know? Yeah. Well, they talk a lot about sex and a lot about shaving and shit. And I got very upset because there was about to be a fun story here and the other girl in Teros. By the way, you listened to this episode, Julie. It's all over the place. Yeah. It's, it's, and here's the, here's the sad part. It's for the first half, I was not stone. And then I got stoned

for the second half. And I'm like, this show makes a lot of sense. I'm like, you know, oh, good. I'm glad that was the the secret because I wasn't just going, can you guys like string together two thoughts in a row or no? Okay, no, okay. That's fine. I'll play a lot. Yeah, it was seen from one of the revenge of the nerd sequels where they're like around the campfire getting high and hitting the ogres like what if dog spells cat and they're like whoa. That's what the second half of the show. It's not very profound. Anyway, what's it closer to this one because there's about to be a fun story to be told

and that gets interrupted immediately and we never get back to it. We never get back to anything on this show. I think it's easier for a girl to be honest in dating. Remember when I was catfish? Because so many guys lie in the manipulate because like in reality they like don't have much to offer. Remember when I was catfished? No! No, they're gonna get to the fireworks factory. Tell me the catfish story. That sounds amazing. I'm like a car zooming bike.

Remember when I was catfist? I was like, I remember when I was just like, sorry. She's like, I don't know if I could ever open up to a guy. Remember when I was attacked by, and gone, and she was looking plowing. So they plowed right through that, Julie,

but they stopped for this. I've been having crazy dreams like, oh, tell me one of your dreams. Well, I told you the dream about Brad Pitt. Oh, yeah. Oh, tell me about your dream. No. By the way, is the only thing that goes on for like 10 minutes

right. Just the dreams. Of course. And correctly, if I'm wrong, but Brad Pitt was nowhere in this dream. It was at the very, very happy. He made a cameo. Yeah. She's watching a movie at the end of her dream. When Brad said, she must tell her about your dream. She goes, Oh, the Brad Pitt, as if it was her and Brad going across the country, the entire fucking dream. Guys, it doesn't show up till the end. And I don't even believe, listen, I don't, I don't know, people dream, I know, I dream. I don't even believe this fucking story because it goes on way too long and it follows the same plot for too long. She got tickets to a concert and then she flew up there and then the guy left that she saw her ex boyfriend,

then they went to the concert. Wait too normal, I'm gonna say. Yeah, I'm like, this is how the, any of this shit works. That's just a Saturday, come on. Right. I mean, any stoner, any legit stoner will tell you, you don't even remember your dreams in the morning.

I haven't had a dream in 27 years. All right. It's like, clearly. I go to bed stone. I go to bed stone and I wake up and I go, yeah, I think everything was good. I don't know. Nothing scared me. I don't have a bowler.

So that's all good. Yeah. All good. All right. So this is the problem with the show. I think his name is Jeff. Really? My name is Jeff. My show. I think his name is Jeff. Really? My name is Jeff.

My name is Jeff. My name is Jeff. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well.

I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I think David does that so well. I always like that when it's like, oh, we're going to get really stone and talk gibberish to each other and giggle. That's not a show. No, that's a loophole.

That's not a show. I can do it on a level of eight to an ounce or two a pound. So this is more than this is more of that stoner talk that we all love so much On a skill one to ten. Oh, how high are you? Oh Like five six six. Oh, why you I think this is like an eight or nine This is like an eight I guess because if I'm gonna do like a jeeter or like some sort of infuse, like pre-roll, that shit gets me to the moon. But like, this is higher

that like just smoking the blunt didn't do it for me. I miss Kaby-R. I like turtles. Yeah. The fuck. That scene in the Simpsons were Marge's telling Homer he's the most impulsive person. He's ever met and he's like, no, I'm not skis. And then he just walked up.

That's what this entire show is. And then just having a random thought they're having just yelling it out. I think the other one go, okay. Sure. I killed that. This is the random trip. Ha, ha, ha. All right.

Then they get into, you know how I love them people just start breaking into song during their show and just singing songs. Even better is when they start rapping. And don't know the words. That's how it's fun. Yeah.'t know the words. That's always fun. Okay. Back to reality.

It goes gravity. Mom spaghetti. These weak arms are heavy. Is vomiting or something already? Mom spaghetti. Yeah. Nailed it. Nailed it.

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What? Like it's Kuku's nasty, you know? What? Well, obviously this girl had a tough childhood. If she wasn't able to see that. We missed out on our childhood. So we're spending our adulthood trying to get it back. Yeah, there's a lot of people who do that. I think it's beautiful. Yeah, there are. They're called Chad Zumak. Anyone who blames their current

state in life on their childhood is a loser. That's true. Michael Jackson lives his childhood in the right. Yeah, another good example. Or if they're actually our six. Yeah. They get into this conversation about sex trafficking. And this is the dumbest story I've ever heard in my life. I thought we were almost getting sex traffic in LA because my car got marked. Oh, yeah, but we didn't. We didn't. But all of a sudden, one day, I walked out to my car got marked. Oh yeah. But we didn't. We didn't, but all of a sudden, one day I walked out to my car and there was white riding with like a window pen. And I was like, that was definitely not there. Oh, that's scary.

Yeah. I usually yon when I'm scared too, but what is? I digress. What is a marking on a window to do the sex track? I don't know, but I want to know I'm a feeling these women sex traffic themselves. I don't think they need help with it. What did it say for a good time? Right said you're in my parking spot. You know stop parking here. There's probably what it says. Either that

workers are like with an arrow going take her on the window. Obviously text me when you get back to your car. My assumption was that she's parked somewhere where we have a certain amount of time you can be there because the meter mates will go around and mark shit and then they come back again to see if that car is still there. I don't know how they do with sex traffic. Either I was going to get a parking ticket or we were going to get sex traffic. But it was very scary either way, one or the other.

One or the other. I mean, what a shitty day. It would have been a day we would have either way. Remember when parking enforcement tried to sex traffic. They're so corrupt there in LA. Yeah, I was terrifying. They're so corrupt there in LA. Oh my God. Just terrifying.

Oh. Just to earn a couple of dollars, I guess the parking payball, sex traffic, webbing in LA. All right, so this is a conversation I literally had with my friends when I was in high school. I mean, probably word for word. What if we took shrooms and just like watched six park? Six park?

You want to say gold? Six flags, oh my. Six flags. Six flags. What if we just got high and went to six flags and just like looked? Yeah. That sounds dope.

Super dope. Yeah. Pretty surprised.. Super dope. Yeah. Pretty surprised. I just had an idea. Yeah. You want to eat mushrooms and then go somewhere? It's never been done. That's impossible. Just look at it. That's amazing.

Wait, is it 70 bucks to get in? I'm there. Yeah. So I was just very pricey admission. I'm happy to hang out with you and eat mushrooms. Maybe she meant sex park. Yeah. Sex flags. The listeners here are the real winners. Whenever I hear a show like this, I always think,

do they have a lot of listeners? It seems like they kind of do. They said they were ranked number two in the standup category, which is a bullshit category. That's how you get a high ranking is pick a category nobody else is in. Doe is standing up. Oh, she's not the standup. She's not the standup, but something. She gives terrible blow jobs. Yeah, this paid blow jobs and bad standdown. They should rename this show together at last.

So this is a DM from a listener. Somebody DMed us. Okay, and you saw it. But she said, it's interesting that you talk about like wanting to fuck dudes dads. I actually had a guy asked me to suck his son's dick while fucking the dad. What would y'all take on this beat? Would you do it? Well, I said, I hope the sun is of age. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a deal breaker. Because like that would be weird. Like if it's, that was like 25. It was like a 40 year old man that sends like 25 or 26. Holy shit, watch out Howard sir.

We have new shock jocks at the air. I like that the one is like, that would be a deal breaker and the other one goes, yeah, that would be weird. That's be a deal breaker and the other one goes yeah, that would be weird Very weird 14 year old is dancing right there. That would be weird I'd have a couple more shots and then we can talk maybe I also love their math It's like well the dance 40 and the kids 26 like well, that's unlikely You know the dance 38 is such 27.

Yeah, I would have a three-set with that. Like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's like I'm, it's like this is an all. Yeah, you don't understand the assignment. So, again, like whatever they talk about shit like this, it's just like, and then it's quickly to the next thing. And they start talking about guys who collect toys. So I hope Vito's listening to this.

Pet Wormers. Like you see all of these grown men with like Marvel toy collections and like pop. What are those pop things? The head? Yeah, I don't know. Popples? No.

What the fuck are those pop? Like a puzzle heads, but like their pop culture. Funko pops. Funko pops. Funko pops. There we go. Yeah. There's like grown men with those.

I dated one. So my lips are so dry. Me too. Have you been having sex dreams? They're just like, no, I never have sex dreams. She talking about the wrong lips. She goes, my lips are dry. Yeah. Talking about all these guys collecting toys is drying me out. Yeah, no shit. But I left that non-secret there at the end just to show you what this show is because

one woman will be talking about some of the other woman is not paying any attention at all. And we'll just say something fucking random about about one hour is going on with her. It's, I mean, that's the life and times of every stone are out there, but that's it. Right. You know, which is why when you get stoned, sit in the movie theater quietly or stay at home on the couch. Yes. Let's get super high and start doing a fucking broadcast. Right. A broadcast high is like, you ever see video of like those traffic lights and like Indonesia or like ETO,

and it's like eight way traffic lights where just traffic's coming in diagonally. It's coming in straight vertically. And it's just like, how is no one dying in this? Somehow there is some sort of order, but what you're saying is it's dangerous. It's dangerous, but with conversation while stone like this, there's going to be a lot of accents. A lot of people are going to get hurt. Is there a rise?

Yeah. Now, I don't like them making fun of guys who collect toys because, you know, some people like to have peeweeshouse, figurines, I think that's really cool. I don't have a problem with that. I mean, I'm sure some guys have sold their collections for quite a lot of money and they wouldn't mind sideline up to those guys, I'm sure, you know. Yeah, these girls don't seem like they have discerning tastes just based on the ex-boyfriends that they're talking about in here. Yeah. So here's a question for everybody out there.

Is it gross if women man spread? It's gross when you man spread, I think, as the answer. Let's find out what are Fred's things. Yeah, someone said that you were discussing on a comment today. They're like, I don't like how she opens her legs. I didn't like that. I'm glad the commenters are giving proper feedback. That's good to know. It's like, I mean, it's like anything. If you're hot, you can get away with it.

That matter. Right. Brad Pitt's never been me, too. There's a reason for that. You know, we live in a white state is the guy who's like, I didn't like it. It's the guy who's like, ah, I didn't like it. Then he came out to me, but us three didn't write the rules, ladies. We're just living in the world. Yeah. Okay. That's all we know. Hey, this is, they're talking about how they liked YouTube like 15 years ago. And then maybe I'm stoned because they say my name for summer is on.

I wish we still lived in the iconic YouTube age of like 15 years ago. It's like old-grandmothers. Yeah, fins, carol. Well, am I paranoid? What just happened? Where are we talking about? What did I do?

I think you're high. I was so high, I answered them. I was like, I was like, I was like, carol. And I'm like, oh, shit. I knew Carl. What do you want to know? You're not talking to me? All right. Sorry. He said your name. I whipped around real fast. I was like, what?

No, it's weird. My problem with this show, well, I have many problems with this show. One of them is that they had these ambitions. They want the show to get bigger. They want to have bigger guests. They want to do like the live shows like I talked about. They want to go on tour, but they don't want to put any work into it. In fact, they even ask the listeners to book the guests for them. This year we really want to get incredible guests on. We want to make it super fun and funny and have it all prepped and prepared. So we need collaboration. If you know anyone who you think is super funny, like a comedian or anything in that genre

who you'd want to see on, Dammus, yeah. No, you figured out. Like we want to put the best show possible out there. So do it for us, guys. Thanks. We'll see you guys. That was on it to pull that off. Right. Get to work, guys. Have a good one. Have a good weekend. Could you imagine being a guest on this show? And you're like trying to answer a question. And the one girl's like, I'm like a seven out of 10 high right now. Okay, I'm sorry. Just try to go on and talk about my second day. I don't care. Yeah, but enough about yesterday. Let's look to the future now. Shot fired. Top. Top.

Code. One of the things I get very annoyed with. And it's it seems like a generational Top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, more and more things remind me I may have autism. I got like a terror reading and it was like, you're autistic and that's fine. It is fun. Wait, is that what a terror reading does? What? You're retarded, sorry. I see you on the spectrum. What other medical information am I gonna get

for my terror reading? It's Brian Coyneot. Oh, okay, shit. I had to fit there for a while so I was concerned. You're also ugly. Yeah. I'm seeing diabetes. I don't know for $40 more dollars. I'll let you know if it's tight one or tight two. Oh, wait. Yeah, right.

A little haze. Yeah, the spirits are asking for $20 more dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. right. A little haze. Yeah, the spirits are asking for $20 more. I got like a terror reading and it was like, you're autistic and that's fine. It is.

It's like, you're now realizing as an adult, all of those times you thought you didn't fit in. It wasn't because it was because you are weird. Like it literally was like people realized and started picking up like you weren't picking up on social cues. And you're definitely like on the spectrum. And I was like, nice. I was like, I was like, damn, I was thinking about that. And I was like, how come I always feel like I'm not reading the situation right? Because you're stupid and lazy.

And you stink. Well, I don't know that for a fact, but she's lazy. I like that she goes, so I think if autism, the other girl goes nice. Yeah, we got one. All right. My favorite is she goes, I got a terror reading and they said, you're autistic and that's okay, which is it's better than your autistic run. You're watching me wait, what do you think about? You'll take, you'll deep sleep, the old trip to Greenland. So I was shocked to find out that this girl with annoying vocal fry, who's super obnoxious, didn't have friends growing up.

I feel like I never had real friends. I was always the odd one out in a group. I never felt chosen to be someone's friend. I was always the last one thought. I was just kind of there. And I was like, did I just make myself there? Because I didn't want to be alone. And then I'm like, these are the things that you realize about social use. And I'm like, did I just like make myself there? Cause I didn't want to be alone. And then I'm like, these are the things

that you realize about social use. And I'm like, I was just weird. Yeah. You should stop that. This is why you shouldn't get high with chicks. Like that's just my opinion right there. Like dudes, you know, they'll still fart on each other. And we'll just, we'll want to watch something funny.

And, and then chicks want to fucking deep dive, man. They want a deep dive into shit. You know, don't open those boxes. Just fucking enjoy the high laugh. That's it. Yeah, guys, you don't dive into like the the 2010 Yankees postseason and why he really fucked him over. They'd never should have resided them. Okay, I get it. Maybe we're getting all too high right now, but women talk to them all. They didn't have friends in high school and you're like, Oh, shit. This is going to go on for a while, isn't it? Yeah, instead of worrying about whether you were just some barnacle on the SS friendship,

why don't you deep dive into something called the Larry Sanders show? Why don't you get it in there? You have to hit me on max. Get to know a guy named Mel Brooks. How about you figure that dude out? What makes him tick? That's pretty funny. It's actually really good advice.

If you find yourself babbling about nothing while stone, put a movie out. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Funny one. Watch a movie. Yes. When that went in doubt, arrested development. End of story. There you go. I'd rather watch

KT check to them listen to these two women try to podcast. That's the. That was too mean. You know what? Sometimes I mean on the show, Julie, I crossed the line just now. That was too fine. What are you going to say next? They're European vacation. Why are you killed? Oh, that's a real stupid. Now the last thing I want to play for you from this show, which I'll remind you if you're just tuning in, there's two girls one blunt. This fucking sign off. Holy shit. These women are so proud of themselves.

They love the sound of their shitty voice, they think everything they say and do is interesting and funny and exciting, and it is not. See you next Tuesday. Have a good one. You filthy vulcan stoners. Hurry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,uh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

This is weird. This is weird. This is weird. Are these the social cues we're not? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I Is your tongue going on the top of your mouth yeah, I You're okay

This fucking show You sound like a cat that shouldn't be. Why? That's a Miami cat. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. That was an arranging dude over the summer. They're ripping up the pavement in front of my apartment. Yeah, that was much more pseudo. I get to go to sleep totally.

Holy shit. I just figured out the blow job thing. It that the guys want to go along because they don't have to hear any of this. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, keep going. Keep going. You got you. You can have fucking talks to me. No, no, no, no, no, keep going. Keep going. You can't fucking talk to me. Oh, you really?

So a few more times over the horizon line, I'll get there. Keep going. So I have this as, you know, we like to have board for us. Add it to a hall of fame. Yeah, why not? So I want to show you this video that I stumbled across on Twitter.

And I was really excited about whoever made this and mashed it up. And then I saw a note somewhere that OP did this. I don't know if that's true or not, but if you guys haven't seen this, this is really funny. So it's OP in his car podcasting as we've seen him do many times before. And there's someone outside of his car that's none too happy with Greg Hughes at this time. It's about damn time. Come on, you know secretly love the new Lizzo Swarm, don't you? Come on everybody, welcome to my live stream from the car. It's all in its side of the street parking day.

So you know for the next hour and a half I sit here like a lump. And the street sweeper hasn't been on the street in weeks. I got the local that is the street sweeper. So I might have to just sit here for an hour to have for no damn good reason just so the city could catch people in in well not in their cars. So I don't know I think that might have come from Opie's Facebook group, but somebody posted that on Twitter and I was laughing by S off. He makes friends everywhere. It's very well done. So I think that was spliced up. Obviously a video of a woman outside

of someone's car with Opie and his car. But who knows? Maybe he doesn't need to pay her. I don't know. It's very possible. The original video that is the dude could not be more calm in the front seat. Okay. So you see the original. Yeah. Yeah. But that's done.

I mean, that's fantastic. It's not bad. It's not bad. Um, Julie, I have a fun segment for us to do. But you know what? I'm going to invite our favorite potato to join us here today. Love this potato. Carnival. What's up, buddy?

Hello, Carl. Hello, producer Chris. Mr. Shuley, very nice to meet you. Hello, sir. How are you? Pleasure. How are you guys heading out before? I, Carter, Julie, Julie, Carter.

Now, this is Hogwarts. Not for a million dollars or. I know. We're all fans of each other. Let's try that to suck each other's text for a deal. I'm here. Well, if you had to do it properly. Yes.

Sorry. Yeah. So I was talking recently about how there were two episodes of the special Sunday Stern show. So every John was going to do this new show. You know, he was doing what's bugging me about Hollywood. He was doing his beer on the balconies, doing his political show, and then he had this idea. It's like, I also have to do this show about the Stern. People can't get enough of him talking about the Stern show. Oh, I should

point out I was gonna say this earlier. When you sent it for a patreon of Supercast, I also put out these mini episodes whenever I go on the Drew and Mike show. I put out whatever my segment was on there and I was on there yesterday and we had a very fun segment about Howard Stern. He was talking about booking guests and throwing Gary under the bus and it's actually really funny because it's right on the heels of us reviewing the Pelican brief video. I did with Blind Mike. So it's kind of a peak into that world of more how much shit

poor Bob a Booy gets. They just does not deserve the poor guy. But why Mike and your guys show where these socials are great. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like blind. Why Mike? Julie was saying it's almost as good as subreddit surfing. And I think he was out there. And we met and we met before maybe I would have said that. So hold on, Carl, you're going to cover stuttering John material in this segment. I am. Yeah. Are you okay with this?

Shooly, he's stealing your bitch. Oh, I spiked the day enough. Spotted. All right. All right. All right. Let's go. All right.

So it starts off. I'm going to play it right after the music stops playing. And this is just an amazing intro with John's got his, what's bugging me about Hollywood background? And this new show he's doing. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the stuttering John's special Sunday's thern show. I was going to point out you could look at yourself before you hit the button to go live. And his green screen's never centered in the back.

Yes, the move his camera around his head's above the fucking screen. If he wasn't such an idiot, you'd say he's a comedic genius for a great point, but there's just no explanation for it. What's that so every time? Sunday's thern show, and I don't have intro yet. I'm working on it. I'm not as good of an editor as our next guest. There's the link if you want to donate.

More personal. Hey, pal. Me. Last John Melendez. Why did I start doing this show? It's very simple. So many people, friends, family members, says, John, we love you, political shows.

But I want to point out so many people tell you how much they love my political shows, friends, family members. What about fans? No, no. I'm gonna group you left out, fans. Yeah, no, it's self-given's not because people that feel sorry for you. Yeah, two out of his three moderators enjoy it. And, you know, family members says, John, we love you political shows, but, but we love when

you talk about the old stories from the great, the greatest era of the Howard Stern show in my opinion, because we've never heard him. Finally, finally, John's going to open up. Yeah. He's got a third book tell all shitting on everybody. But now now we need this show. From the case you missed his, in case you missed his epic seven part series about the Stern show entitled, whatugs Me About Hollywood?

You'll be able to pick it up here. So his first guest on this new show is none other than the dynamic Scott Salem. I don't know if he learned this from Howard, but Scott is ratings gold.

You want a microphone in front of his face as often as possible because it's just so interesting and compelling. Now in this clip here where he's talking to Scott, because Scott's a Matt's fan and John's a Yankees fan. Notice how distracted John is by the chat. He's constantly reading shit on the screen. And, no, your next, I have a bit, as you know, Stein. I have a bit with Stein, you know, about, you know, who has the better record, Yankee's a mess, at a five star restaurant.

And for a while, Stein was like, well, John, I'll just take out now. Everything changed, Scott gone. It's a new life. All right. The met's ended with 101 wins. The Yankees 99. So John lost that bat.

We now, this is from August 2nd or August 21st of 2022. We now, we're in the future. We know he lost that bat. A five star restaurant. Is he being a Michelin five star restaurant? There's no way. John's paying for that meal. No, I think he meets five stars on Yelp. Yeah, I'm thinking too. Yeah. I was thinking five out of 10 stars. He might be saying you're guys I'm five guys five stars five guys you know what's the difference? You know what I meant Scott So you saw how distracted he was and he couldn't form the sentence He was trying to form because he's reading at the same time imagine me to real show with an earpiece in with producers talking to him

Because if you watch any actual talk show on TV they have an earpiece in with producers talking to him because if you watch any actual talk show on TV, they have an earpiece in with producers talking to him and they have to keep their cool and continue to read the script as they go, jubbit. What? Fuck off. Stop the hammering. Why are you so close to the camera? John, take another chunk of beer right now with your pinky out. He's actually in a different room.

That's just how fatty God looks like you're close to the camera. All right. So we're going to talk about the best era of the Howard Stern Show. Like I'll say, I don't know what your opinion is. So I'm interested to hearing it. I thought like the best era of the Stern Show was. Era. Era. Era. like the the best era of the Stern show was era. Error.

Things Yankees make. Yeah. We go. We go. Don't worry. Don't worry. You'll fail. You guys will fail.

All right. What would you say is the best era in the, um, I think they both have it, Rog. Right? Is it error? Correct. Yeah. that's pronunciation like you're Uh, I mean, I guess maybe that's right, too I mean if you're gonna pick Southern Jail beer a lot. Yeah, I'm not gonna get to You're a yeah, cuz I would say

It is that it is the time like I was dead during is that it is the time, like, like I was there during, I was there during the time of Jackie and I was the time during the time of already. And I think that was like, that was the best, like, that was the golden era. Did someone ask when the golden era was? No, of course not. Yeah, era. First of all, no one asked. Second of all, he doesn't have the balls to say when I was there, it was the best time for the Stern show. He's just saying, I was there for Jackie.

I was there for already. Those were the best era or us of the Stern show. It's bizarre because right, because when you think about the errors, you could say, Billy West, you could say, you know, Jackie after Billy left, even though they were both together on the show for a while there. And then obviously the next would be when they had Arty, but John's going, you know, that era when it was Billy, Jackie, and then Arty, that era, one gets like most of stirred history. It's most of it. Yeah. They go, okay. Hard to argue with. I'm going to say that was some of the best stuff. Wow. You know what the best part of the Stern Joe was most of it.

You are. Okay. I can't argue with that. And then you listen to the leading the witness here when he's asking uh Scott questions. I tell you, sometimes I go back because everyone posts so much stuff from that golden age and how many, like I want, you know, it's like you don't watch, you just kind of listen to it, but I was listening to one where I told Gange

to give you the interviews, Gange just put them on your desk and then went to sleep. Didn't give you any direction. And then Gary, then through you under the bus saying you take too long to edit. And then you had to come in and argue with Gary. And but that was always blah, blah, blah. He would always, you know, and you don't have to talk if you're not allowed. But he would always blame somebody else for his own mistake always. It wasn't carried ass, oh no, you go.

He's well, like the worst storyteller ever, like the whole story sucked. And then and Scott's the person involved in it. And he's not letting him talk. And then I went and I don't know if you want to, if you can talk about this or not, I can if you shut the fuck up and let me talk. Yeah. And Scott literally says that he goes, there's nothing I can't talk about. John, John keeps saying like, I'm not sure what you're allowed to talk about. It's kind of keeps going, I can't tell you whatever I want. It's a free country. Of course, I can talk about whatever. And I love that

John's talking about going back listening to old episodes that he was on. Meanwhile, he's the reason why Howard 101 doesn't play anything with Senator Injana anymore. If you loved it so much, you probably shouldn't have sued the company to make sure they would never play it ever again, idiot. I think someone when he was working for Stern said to John, just don't talk. And he thinks that that was said to everybody. Yeah, your're probably not allowed to talk, is that's the rule, right? Right. All right.

So of course, because Johnson Assault, he has to talk about his favorite moments with Scott losing his cool losing. Now who's leading the witness? Yeah. Ah. Wait for it on this question. My favorite Scott breakdown, well, that would two.

Those are love. Too many. Is, is, uh, is the one that you said, um, it's really well prepared for this one. That's usual. Yeah. And you want me to pay you, John? For what? Are we playing to catch a dab this usual. Yeah. And you want me to pay you, John? For what? Are we playing to catch a dabler here? Yeah. It sounds like a chants say that. Yeah. I'm going to go with

dirt. Next. All right. So now, John's going to bring up two embarrassing moments of when Scott went off the rails and then ask him if he regrets that behavior. Because that's the people who wanna do. They wanna be interviewed by a guy. He's like, remember that time at work that you totally lost your cool and you were a real fucking prop of that day? How do you feel about that?

Do you ever look back and go, yeah, I probably shouldn't have got that angry there? Yeah. Yeah, that angry there. Yeah. Yeah, that's hilarious. We should talk about this too because Scott and John did not have a good relationship on the show. They hit each other. I mean, especially Scott hated John. It's so funny you bring this up because, you know, Scott was a guy I reached out to

after I left the show and was doing my own thing. And I had an idea to do like, to have him left the show, was doing my own thing. And I had an idea to do, to have him on, to do like a block party recap thing. And just go over some stories and some stuff. And we talked and we were fine. And he was like, yeah, at the moment, I'm not doing any podcast. I'm like, okay. And then I would see him pop on John's thing.

And I'd be like, I know, I know how he feels about John. Like I know they have a history and it ain't good. Well, you could see on the space during these questions, like, you know, he wants to be like, John, let's say about this embarrassing shit that you did. Why are we just talking about the times that I was embarrassed? I mean, I guarantee you in a short time that I work with that versus the time that John worked with them, I made Scott more money personally than John ever did.

That I can guarantee you, you know, based on the block party alone. I disagree because John takes credit for Scott making $30,000 for the push-up challenge. How did he pull that because of we prayed too many times? But John's like, and that was all me who made that happen. Such a prick. He really is. He really is amazing. All right, so let's talk about Scott's favorite years. This is one of the dumbest things that John says right here.

No, I know, but I don't know. I mean, I'm sure you're allowed to say, I don't know, I mean, I'm sure you're allowed to say, you know, what your favorite years were. No, he can't say numbers. Could you imagine an NDA, that's just like the one thing you can't talk about were your favorite years on the show. X-NAY, and the year's EA.

Don't you have to bring that up, John. I want to talk about it. You only way that would make sense is if he signed an NDA, then the only thing was don't ever go on Stuttering John's show, then you can't answer anything that would make sense. Letters, then yeah, yeah, then you got it. But again, this is right after Scott says I can talk about whatever I want. And then John goes, I'm not sure if you want

to say this, what were your favorite years on the show? And then, Scott, because he's Scott, goes out to say that the best years from 1987 to the early 2000s, which again, it's a very big broad range of time. Yeah. With a lot of changes that happen over that, about a time. Scott, I'm going to ask you a question and I hope they don't break down your door and come and get you. But what was your favorite bit? Oh, look, can you answer that? Are you okay to answer that? Alright. So, yeah, the Howard Secret Service is at his door. Oh, shit. Yeah. Tell me. Don't worry, Scott. I have pro bono attorneys on retainer.

I'll help you. So this is again, talking about, there's a, there's a super chatter who wants to know about if they're keeping in touch with Ronnie. And listen to the way that John answers this. Josh coffee has a question. Thanks for the two bucks. You guys keep in touch with Ronnie, scores, man. I don't wanna get Ronnie in any trouble,

so I'm gonna say no comment, because I don't know what the rule is over there, and I don't wanna get anyone in trouble. I don't know rules either, I don't know. There are rules, I don't know, I didn't have any. There's not rules of talking to people, John. It's not rules with talking to people. John is. Instead of

thing. You know, but in his mind, he's so important that the board, the, the whole serious board got together and put out an edict to stay away from this guy. If I catch anyone, taxi with Stuttgart, John the Lendez, that's your job. You're done. Now, remember, at this time, John was convinced that Gary watches every episode and reports back to Howard. Right. And so what John just implied was that he does talk to Ronnie because I don't want to get him in trouble.

I don't know what the rules are, which would imply he is talking to him because if he's not, then big no, I don't talk to Ronnie anymore. And then we found out fast forward a couple of months because I just played this on the show Doug Goodsteed and him are talking. He goes, yeah, right? It doesn't respond to me anymore. I don't talk to him anymore. So he applied and he's talking to Ronnie and he's not.

I was going to say I talked to Ronnie still. He loves the Uncle Rico show and he does not talk to John. Oh, I got it. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So a lot of uh, stern guys who are enjoying the Uncle Rico show. Yeah. Which is, which is hilarious.

John with his, I don't know if you wanted to say this or not, but have you texted with Ronnie the liberal driver's got like, of course I can say whether I did or not. I mean, the answer for Scott is no, just because like no one wants to be Scott's friend, but it's not because there's rules from serious. Except, I know you got to run. I'm going to, I want to play one more clip here because this is insane to me. Now we remember 9-11. You're supposed to remember that date in this country.

It was 2001. Suddenly John left the Howard Search Show in 2004. Okay. So I'm going to do the quick math. Oh, you still out the show at the time. John was there. In fact, he was in the studio in the first plane at the building. I remember I believe he was one of the first food to leave the

building to. Yeah. So yeah, so listen to this because he gets a question from a listener and he's dumbfounded by this. So, Scott went bowling on 9-11. Is that sure, I don't remember? Yes. Well, I tried to.

Nobody called me. I had Robin, you remember that. I had Robin. I took Robin home. Oh, I'm trying to live in it. Oh, really? Yeah. Where were you, John?

So I just want to point out, because I'm a stern fan. That was one of the most famous broadcasts, Howard's Ever Done. It was 9-11. They went until well afternoon, and he was reporting everything as it was happening, and I was glued to the radio that day as many people were like, all the fans know this that Scott brought Robin home and that he tried to go bowling

and all these things and John's like, I don't know any of this stuff. Like then why are you pretending to be an insider? Cause I know this stuff. I just want to be an elicitor. Robin writing with Scott in his car and her getting dropped off at the mall was almost as intriguing as 9-11 Yeah, the next day they came in like I enough about us. I've been loud. So wait, where did you leave Robin?

Then what happened? Yeah, you were in his car Robin what did it smell like you had bowling balls in his car like it was amazing Correct And suddenly John's going where you tried to go boy and of course, that's going to embarrass Scott. And John's even picking up on these social cues. It's like, oh, you went bowling, it's got to say, yeah, I tried to go bowling at night 11,

which is, you know, at hindsight, what's your average? And this was on Stern's show? What's your average during terrorist attacks? How many strikes? I try to keep up with the terrorists with my strikes. All right. Hey, Shuley, I want to thank you so much for stopping by because we are promoting double con.

Yes. The Uncle Rico show and who are these podcasts? Will both be live podcasting in front of a live audience at the comedy club on Saturday at 2 p.m. It's February 4th whtplive.com for tickets and Of course you are running the whole shooly network. Yes. We are growing one show at a time. This network is just getting bigger and better. We got a lot of things coming. And thank you to everybody for the support.

And thanks to you guys, man. I mean, you guys really got the ball rolling for all of this. So I appreciate it. Love you guys. I'm excited for Rochester. It's going to be an epic two days. And the fact that listen, I've always said it, the fact that we sold 10 tickets for this dumb idea would have been a big thing.

Yeah, right. I know it meant you only sold 10 tickets. We sold 12 cards. Wow. The fact that we sold more makes it even more insane. So I think expectations. I want to tell you something. So originally when you came on the show, you didn't want to talk about stuttering John.

In fact, I had a phone call with you ahead of time just to see, because I know you know these people were goofing on. And you went, no, no, I'm taking the high road on that. And eventually John did enough. He pushed enough buttons, you're like, okay, fuck this guy, gloves are off. Let's go.

I am excited to tell you, there is another extern staffer who reshot to me this week, who has never talked shit about Saturday, John, who said, I'm in. Let's go. Do I know this offer? Oh, you definitely do, my friend. Oh boy, I can't wait. Bob a buoy.. Yeah. Get your imagine. Boba Bowie's numbers would put us all to shame. Forget it. Yeah.

The stories, those teeth can tell. All right, boys. I got to go do Uncle Rico. Mr. Shule is my thing early on in the show? No, no, no, we'll wait for you. We'll hang out here for all hang out with these losers for a while. We got a pal. I was about to lose every place.

Yeah, I'll go. He goes show at the fuck. It's messed up, man. Not cool. All right. We have to give away dabble con VIP passes. Yes. I heard that they're giving away some VIP passes that people couldn't use.

So, um, uh, all right. This is a quick thing about Arty Lang because Scott was on the Stern Show when Arty had his addiction problems, we'll say, and John wasn't. But it doesn't mean that John wasn't there to save the day because he certainly was. Arty, you know, I was already about to announce this.

Yeah, so I didn't know any of that stuff. I heard it. I talked to Arty. I called him after I heard it. And I said, Arty, please don't use, don't use. And he promised me wouldn't, but then we saw what that went. Well, he didn't listen at all. I can't believe he's not a AA counselor.

Yeah. He's going to have AA counselors, amazing. I go, don't do, don't seriously don't. Oh, don't use. Don't use. I just heard you use. I'm bad at fuck. All right, I'll try and remember.

Ha, ha, ha. That's probably wasted too. Yeah, right, yeah. All right, all right, listen man. You want to get a beer sometime, but also. Ha, ha, ha, ha, don't do drugs. Ha, ha, ha, ha. don't do drugs losers do drugs all right now we're gonna talk about Tom Giazano

now John is not a fan of Tom Giazano you know who is a fan of Tom Giazano this guy fucking love Tom Giazano so this is gonna get a a huge laugh out of John that's wildly inappropriate and unnecessary. What were your thoughts on Tom Chesanna? Oh.

And of course I played that clip so it had a nice thumbnail for the YouTube video. It's always nice to have a pale slimer in your thumbnail. This is why Tom Giazano is the man. It's been said by our boy, Muttering Jay, the Tom is the original dabbler. This is why. I remember one, Scott, I don't know if I have to told you this. I asked Tom for a raise and he, you know, he had cancer

with my money I can't say no. And I asked him 50,000 a year and Scott this is when I was raised his arm for cancer. And it's a good question. Maybe he just had a scratch as our pet. He does have some itchy things going on. And I asked him for 50,000 a year. Scott, this is when I was there for 10 years. And you asked for that much? Yeah, fucking kidding me. So I asked them, Oh, man.

I asked him for 50 grand a year, I think it was making like 40 years. I think it was making 42,000. And I asked him 50,000 a year and he went, John, I'll die of cancer before I pay you 50,000 a year. And he almost did. But here's a guy, this is where I don't get it. It's got, because I don't think I've ever told you this,

even in private. He was so superstitious that he made a deal with God that if he didn't die of cancer, he wouldn't ever masturbate again. I don't know if you remember this. No. Oh, this was all on the air. That might have been, you know.

But yeah, but then when it came to paying me, he, he was willing to jinx himself, you know, and save that. So he could save the company $8,000 a year. He wasn't jinxing himself. He literally would rather die from cancer than to give John what he wanted. He doesn't care about saving the company $8,000. That's a big company. He just didn't know.

He would rather give $8,000 to cancer. Yes. He'd never hand over to cancer, like multiply faster. How much more do you need? Then to give John what he wanted, so much he despised John. That's something that John's not understanding here. When times you sound like, fuck you,

I'll never give you what you want. It's because he saw him as a no-talent hack that he is. Yeah, go figure. Also, John was quite a dick to Tom. He was constantly harassing him and being a douche and being obnoxious to him. And he's like, and the guy wouldn't even fuck give me what I wanted. Like, well, it's kind of how that works. John, sorry.

Well, I live Tom Gisato. That's how of how that works. I'm sorry. Well, I live top of Yosato. That's how I have to say. All right, here's one last clip that I wanted to play. And this is another question that comes in from the superchats about Scott Salem at the holiday party and this is going back to 2021 because this is 2022 that this happened. That. Yeah, Jules David, thanks for two bucks. Can you tell us what happened at the last holiday party? Yeah, they would serve liquor and they serve food, ice food, very nice.

And we had a great time. Uh, Stacey Kemptrup, thanks for the seven bucks. Good stuff. nice. And we had a great time. I'll say, as he came Trump, thanks for the seven bucks. Good stuff. Yeah, John's such a moron. He doesn't realize that that holiday party was when Scott's new girlfriend was taking photos of Howard and then Marcy Turk came over and said,

you can't do that. And they got into like a whole argument and then Scott lost his job after that So the question was very much leading into what could have been an interesting story Scott doesn't want to talk about look how pissed he is too see that look at his eye like you mother fucker I'm not talking about that shit and John just as oblivious like oh, yeah, it was good food art cool. Yeah, thanks for the two-doubts jewels And doesn't you have COPD? Yes.

He's hammering that vape. Well, I think vapes are good for you, right? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. Especially for COPD. No, sure, it's fine. All right, real quick, hang with us, Cardiff, because. It's time to mock.

Zoom mock. I just have a couple quick clips It's time to mark, zoom mark. I just have a couple quick clips that came in from our buddy Jackie Marlow, sending me in clips from First Off, Misery Loves Company. You know, I love when the guys over there come and Brennan and Bob Levy, I'll goof on Chad, zoom, and this is Chad declaring that he's the most hated guy in comedy.

I'm sure. Listen, I shit on people. Huh? I'm the most hated guy in comedy. You think I guess up the people I'm shit on Burton, Steve Burns. That's a lie. You're not even in comedy. I'm kidding. You say yourself off. Yeah, I'll say okay. Next weekend Friday, Saturday, four shows, Coco Beach, Gregory's comedy club, come see me headliner. Get your tickets now. And if you don't, I don't give a fuck. If it's a fool, I don't give a fuck. I'm getting paid regardless. It's not a door deal. Don't come, don't come. Don't come. Why are you acting like you're tough? You're just kissing up to Sam or

L. Yeah, but I should on Steve burn and fucking up the per crescendo the biggest attention on Steve burn I he sucks. I don't like him. I think he's a phony's a Hollywood suck up. He's a freck boy. How about that? How about that? No, you're just like gonna get from he's from your area No, because he was a cocksucker to me growing up And he never helped me in comedy and I'm from the same area. You're right. So fuck Steve. Then you guys go to the same school. Same college and he was an asshole to me when I was younger and I never forgot. This is again, keep score, man. Holy shit. Like Steve Bouchemi in the Adam Sandler movie. Like he is, got everyone's name written down. The cot you were in the same. He's gonna hate you in 30 years, Carl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Carl. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, he wasn't meeting college. He was dismissive. And then when I started

comedy, he didn't have any hanging around with him in college. Isn't it a big college? Yeah, we have mutual friend Ryan Dalton. They were in the same fret. I went to high school and junior high school They were literally in the same frat together and they're best friends That's why Ryan got in the comedy Steve Burm moved to New York got a job at Caroline's and then it became a New York Comic and he got arrogant and he never tried to help me out and then fast forward. I get that radio show in Cleveland We're number one. He's doing a the tor for Sullivan son is piece of shit sit-com on a tour bus no tour bus and he's so nice to me because I was he's getting all the plugs and it seems like it fired he was a fucking cock sucker to me again so stepper can suck a dick and guess what samarels on a tour bus rack me Yeah, but you act like you don't care, but you do care your kids and Sam or else ass. Yeah, that's the whole thing is chair likes to play this game like he doesn't care, but

he gets so worked up about this shit that he obviously cares a lot when he was doing the whole off the rails. They're like, don't even come to my show. I'm sure the club would love to see that. Yeah. What is it I'm telling people not to come to a show? I hope nobody even comes. Oh, Chad reverse psychology, right?

Yeah, except for nobody came. Whoops. Guess they're listening to you there. All right, this is from Chad show Sit Down Zoomock with the dynamic Tyler. Oh, yeah. Jacked up. Yeah, so let's see. I guess he's talking about me here. This

is most recent episode. Just like I already said, if Jim Norton said I wasn't funny or if some, like Jim Brewer said I wasn't funny, that's going to hurt. But if some, they wouldn't tell you that. That's the thing, Chad, is that Jim Norton doesn't watch other comics. So he would definitely never tell you that. And Jim Brewer was a nice guy said, if Jim Norton said I wasn't funny or if some, like Jim Brewer said I wasn't funny, that's gonna hurt. But if some fucking loser who has a day job that lives in Rochester, says I know or since an ad he says I'm not funny,

then I'm like, that's not good. My day job is podcasting. I mean, I don't want to read. But you want some Rochester. That is true. He's got me there. Why does he keep talking about it? Nobody I mean, I don't want to read more of that. But you want to talk, Justin. That is true. He's got me there. Why does he keep talking about it?

Nobody like you. I don't know. It's weird, right? He even calls me up my name. It's bizarre. Strange. All right. What's fine now?

I'm going to keep this playing because things are going to change. All right. I know we've been saying this for months, but I think this time he means it. Yeah. Well, I mean, more power to them, you know, I feel like it's helping this out over here. So we're killing it, son. I mean, it's it couldn't be going any better. By the way, thank you so much to everyone tuning into our first live stream. This is a slow build. Yeah. We're like figuring it out as we're going. We got so much stuff coming. We got we got sponsors. Tyler and I,

we were talking about it behind the scenes. This is our first live stream. We're gonna do some new stuff with the Patreon. Everything's new and it's a work in progress. So for people on the Patreon, if you wanna sign up for as little as $3, stay with us. He's so bad at hyping as I would style. His first thing was we have sponsors.

That's it everybody wants to, oh good, it's gonna be Andred. Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, that's gonna be exciting. Where's the mic stand Chad? I know that's that's the one thing The probably should have been shipped by now. Yeah, fucking mic stand hold on is gonna tell us he's he's he's investing in this It's common. We're working at it. We're putting money into it new mic new office ads everything. It's all common to it, new mic, new office, ads, everything. It's all coming brick by brick. Again, I don't have Tim Dylan numbers. I don't have an influencer like, you don't have WATP numbers.

Let's not jump to Tim Dylan now, Jesus Christ. One of the biggest podcasters in the world, I was like, look, and I might not be Tim Dylan. Dude, you're not radio gunk. Who are you fucking kidding? Joe Rogan, but I'm working on it. And that's all you can do. I said, I've been awoken since November.

I am awoken. Thank you so much. Forgive me the motivation I wanted and I deserve because I was almost in retirement in my mind. I was just going to be a shit Florida comic, but now I'm like, you know what? Let me take on the internet. All you fucking nerds, all you losers who spend all day

on Reddit and chat rooms and uploading and editing and making memes. Well, let me do it. Let me try. I want to be a nerd now. And I want to fight you since you won't do it physically in person since you will ban me from content house. Since you will ban me from Orlando.

Since you will ban me from Stuttcon Fest, Tuttering John, which jumped the shark. I want to talk about all of this. You are not banned, Chad. If you could afford it, please come to Dabblecon and set John Khan. But even if you were invited, even if you weren't invited, that's not the same as being banned. I just want to point that out.

Correct. Yes. I don't get personal limitations to every single individual. Everyone's welcome to come to the show. It's going to be a lot of fun. I was banned from your dinner tonight. It's going to be a lot of fun. Well, yeah, you are. Yeah.

You're a problem. All right, that's a bad example. I liked it. He says, look, I was just going to throw with the towel back into the bathroom. Yeah. I just wanted to be a shitty comic in Florida. Just go away.

But then you guys told me I was a shitty comic in Florida. And so now I'm motivated to prove you, Rod. How do you go about retiring from nothing? I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah. I get out of the way, pull him back in. Yeah, right. Poor guy. Just wants to retire out of the business. The business of laughter. Okay. So as we know, Chant has been talking about

as he was just there, that he is gonna become a YouTuber now, he's investing in it, he hasn't ever tried that before, but now he's gonna try it, he's gonna be awesome at it, he's always winning, he wants you to bet against him,

he's gonna prove that you're wrong, but he also says this about YouTube, which is odd. You know, well, they said they were two of the greatest broadcasters on YouTube, which is interesting because that's kind of kind of gay. It means they couldn't get in radio. So. All right, Karen, let me ask you this.

Yes, you're gay. Do you think that people are trying to get a gig on radio these days? And they're like, oh, shit, well, didn't get the gig on radio. I guess I'll just fall back to YouTube. No, it's heard of this YouTube. Don't. I don't think so. No, I think it might be the other way around.

Yeah, I think so too. I think YouTube might be the biggest broadcast channel in the history of the world. But okay, up in coming. Yes. It's going to get there someday for sure. I don't know if that's a cooler thing because they grew up loving radio and wanting to be ONA and it never happened. Carole, he was just an ONA ball washer who stole joctober, then you got steel toe who's in the 200th market in Minnesota because anybody could be on radio in Minnesota or Idaho or

wherever the fuck he was from or it's like. No, I forgot. We're Seal of Towers from a God. We're pulling that. What a strange flex. And anyone could be on radio. Of course. Anyone could have a morning show. So any loser could be on radio.

Yeah. Because he was on radio. Oh, yeah. He does make a good point. When you were a young boy, you never idolized any YouTubers. It was at radio. He does make it. He does make a good point. When you were a young boy, you never idolized any YouTubers. It was all radio. That's true. I was I was a ballwicker. Is that what he said? Washer. Von Washer. Yeah. It's it's embarrassing and he was selling ads to be on the radio. So they had to go to YouTube. They had to go to Twitch route. They had to go this route.

And the way for them to make it is they become allies with each other. Wait, why are you on YouTube right now, Chad? Didn't you fail at radio? Ah, I'm confused. So they had to. We had to, but he is doing this by choice. I wish Tyler would ask him,

that's a great fucking down. Tyler's a zilch. He'll never say anything interesting ever. And that's why Chad has him on the show because compared to Tyler Chant a dynamic personality He's got charisma compared to Tyler. Yeah, we're killing it son And they all went in circle the wagons around Chrissy mayor Frank and Kuhmia and they form an alliance. So they try to make other people look like the bad guys. You're not following online right now, but Frank is under attack because people are done with these two

because they are manipulators. They tried to control the narrative. And there's people on line right now and he's sliding to their DM saying, why are you talking shit about Chrissy? Take this down. Meanwhile, they're doing everything in their power to go against people that go against all these people. Tyler, your thoughts, are you following this closely? Nope, nope, not even for a little bit. It's great, great podcasting.

Thanks, Tyler. Tyler, my drop idea. Yeah, I got it. Oh, he's killing it. Go. How many months is it going to take for Tyler to be like, oh yeah, actually, I did look into this. I did decide to look at some of my other set. All right.

So again, Chad very repetitive. He's talking about a narrative. He's talking about Frank Piligrenel. How do you pronounce it? Piligrenel, yes. Piligrenel is a color. Or color. Yeah.

Both are acceptable. Frank Piligrenel. I don't know about you, Cardiff, but I'm getting DMs from him every day telling me who to make fun of and how to make fun of them. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I just got one now threatening me.

Yeah. I mean, who does Chad think it's falling for this? Is what I'd love to know. The whole world is saying we're all gonna go against Chad and create this narrative. It doesn't exist except for the fact that I play the clips of you on my show. We're not setting a narrative.

This is exactly what you're saying and how you're saying it, you idiot. All right, one more clip out here More narrative talk and so I don't do that and they don't like it because I don't go wrong with the narrative Tyler And I don't give a fuck like Carl and Rochester. He's a fucking dork. He looks like a dork He grew up sucking off kumia. He has a Rochester 2 as a woman his wife is a 2 a Rochester 2 That is the worst thing you could ever say about a woman ever. That is a, I should be the platform right now.

For what I just said about a lady is the nastiest thing you could ever say. I hope he milks this joke a little bit longer. Let's say, first of all, that's not the worst thing you could say about a woman, but she is definitely not a Rochester two. You are the two in the relationship. That's the question. Thank you, Karate, if you're the best buddy. What's the worst thing you could say about a woman, then, Karate, what's your take on

that? God. Fucking dork. He looks like a dork. He grew up sucking off Kumiya. He has a Rochester two as a woman. His wife is a two, a Rochester two. That is the worst thing you could ever say about a woman his wife is a to a Rochester to that is the worst thing

you could ever say about a woman ever that is the net I should be the platform right now for what I just said about a lady is the nastiest thing you could ever say you could say anything about any terrible thing about a woman I just said Rochester to shame on me my parents raised better. Why would I call a woman? I never met a Rochester two shame on me. You're rude. It's going to get funny. Like you're in Rochester one of you worse than that. So is that kind of wouldn't Rochester one be worse? Yeah. I mean, you're not getting this joke, obviously. No, I don't think so. No, I love the getty-body-as-but I tuned out as soon as he started insulting Jenny Jangles. Yes. Correct. But hey, no, I don't think so. No, I don't think anybody is, but I tuned out as soon as he started insulting Jenny Jangles.

Yes, correct. But hey, listen, Jed, if you want to come to dabble con and repeat that joke 80 more times and talk about the narrative, I don't know what else you do. I mean, I know there's a Walmart and Dale Maverie that's really interesting, but holy shit, this guy is a broken record. He's so boring. He's so boring. He's so boring Ted tell it joke. Yeah, go ahead and be entertaining and funny for a minute

Just to you know just to show us that you could do that just as a goof fuck any any reason whatsoever You could be saving it for the stage curl. That's true All right, this is where Cardiff shines everybody That's right the game show that is sweeping the nation it is time It's time one of the favorite new game show. What's that? I said I won on Saturday. You did win you anywhere in here Yes, congratulations I gave credit. He's got a fucking rumored in yes It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch An alien are you ready to play to catch

An alien are you ready to play to catch? Un alien. I like that somebody wrote a super radical Lutra wrote Cardiff as an Idaho tat. Thank you. I like when A.D. was talking about his DS house. This is brandy. I'm excited about that.

Unalien. Yeah, the brains divided up into six parts that control those six systems. There's points in the back of the head for those who know how to feel them. When you feel the back of the head, you know, which brain center needs work. And that's the positive pull. And there's points in the negative pull to be stimulated. Either through a chiropractic touch or an acupuncture needle or if you or just gently touching if one knows where these points are then you can touch the points in question reset the brain the body can heal. So each one of these on this chart here it has a point in the back of the brain back the head, that you can touch or push or whatever it may be. And as long as you get that trap door down, so long.

Well, you're actually correct and you're combining two things which I'll put together. So part of it is feeling the back of the head to see what part of the brain needs work and then stimulating the spinal cord in specific places to get that part of the brain working again. And then of course, that's the physical aspect, not metaphysical, that's just physical. Right. And then of course, this is the metaphysical aspect, which we talked about having the concept of healing. Now, let's just say at this point, someone's like, wait a second, are you saying that's not really that important? It's the, listen, if it was as easy as just every doctor saying, oh, you're going to get better.

This is not that easy, because not everyone can do this stuff. There's a science to healing, just like there's a science to electricity. There's an outlet over there. You plug certain things in. There's electricians who are expert in electricity. So they know how to make these, well, there's a power to plug into for healing, which I know how to do. And I teach people to do.

Right. So now all these people that you healed and all the things that you've done, what is your conclusion? What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one. Is there anything you can't cure? Seriously. Be. Is there anything you can't cure? Seriously? Be with those six points.

You think maybe that's where we can connect the neural link. You know, Elon's. See with the dimension thing and everything else. what do you think happens when you die? Next, with the vaccines, do you think it's real? Honestly, lastly, wait, let that sink in. It's starting to make so much sense now. Right Rob. To catch.

Unalien. So can I just say, yeah, someone's asking, I tried to make it obvious here. This guy is a chiropractor. Yeah, I said asking I tried to make it obvious here. This guy is a chiropractor. Yeah, awesome. And he was fascinating. He was curing cancer. He was curing stomach. Like he was curing everything just by touching those six points.

This guy is a, I don't want to say what he is. I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah. A quack. Yes. Okay, please go ahead. So based on what you just said, Cardiff, I was gonna go A.

I wasn't sure if it was gonna be A or five. I like five, because I like the idea of if I'm going to rob with it. So, I think it could be that, but I'm going A, which was, so you can cure pretty much everything, right? Or something like that? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, okay, what do you think producer-past? Oh, man, Cardiff, you do a great job. God dammit. That's what she said. Yeah, okay, what do you think producer? Oh man, card if you do a great job God damn it What you said yeah, I'm gonna go number three what happens when you die. Okay Wow, card if what do you say? I might change my answer I'm with you Chris. All right Plug into for healing which I

Know how to do and I teach people to do. Right. So now all these people that you healed and all the things that you've done, what is your conclusion with the dimension thing and everything else? What do you think happens when you die? Winning, I'm by winning. I win here and I win there. Wow. You know, every now and then, holy shit, that's the most insane thing.

That's a bunch of things and everything else. Yeah. I shouldn't know. Well, A, I have no idea, no one else. Just shut up. No, I understand, I just want to clarify that I'm not saying this is what I am. Yeah, no, I'm not saying this is what I yeah, no

No It's a game just people on the back If they say they do they don't We'll have to check if you have to earn a right right right I have to leave that in there thank you to catch I need to redo the bumper again. Holy shit He talks about aliens more than shui talks about big Jewish like I'm certain thing it has to be true That's all for this week Come back next week to find out if you have the chiropractic knowledge

to catch an alien. Brought to you by patreon.com and the card of electric youtube. Also the subreddit surfing youtube. Subscribe today. It's the exclusive home for subreddit surfing replays. Also dot ATP live dot com for tickets to dabble con. I think even I'm getting tired of my plugs. Yeah, I know what I was gonna say. Wait, what? Not there to be more.

How are you guys gonna argue? That's really that was it. No, I'm not. All right. Wow. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about two girls, one blunt and Emily's very big boobs.

We talked about OP in his car, stuttering John, talking to Scott, Salem, not knowing anything that's going on. Chad Zumak, talking to Tyler, not knowing anything that's going on. We almost caught an alien, we're one of us dead. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. One, two, three, we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts. And I mentioned this person earlier in the show, we have Monique from Radio Gunnk coming back to join the show for this weekend's edition.

And we'll be looking at something. I'm not sure what her familiarity is with this. So I'm looking forward to seeing what her take is on it. I'll take this much. Those guys simply did not know how to do a radio show at all. Anthony certainly learned how to do a radio show. He took it upon himself to learn. Early on, I explained the ins and outs of radio to Anthony.

He didn't know anything when I brought him on board. This is not me trashing Anthony, but he brought it upon himself, excuse me, to learn the craft of radio. This is not him, Trashing Anthony. He's going to trash Jim Norton. He just wants to make that very clear, all right? Normally I'm trash, you got everyone. This time we'll get back to Anthony.

We'll get my teeth in the pit of it. But now I'm going to trash Jim. And the one thing I'll say about Anthony, he knows how to do radio. He knows how to get the people. He knows how to do radio. He knows how to change topics. Jim Norton never, never, never shows to learn the art of radio. So he literally has no credibility when it comes to talking about anything that happened as far as how a radio show runs, okay? Anthony, all those years, he's like, well, man, you know,

I wanna learn how to do this. And he did. And he knows how to structure a show, I put a radio show together, went to move on, all that stuff. Jimmy just sat there like a pig, like went to move on all that stuff. Jimmy just sat there like a pig, like a pig waiting for celebrities come in. And then he would, he would, he would bring in like a garage sale, basically a junk for these guys to sign. That, that was

his big motivation. Oh, he's shit. Someone's very angry that Jimmy's still on the radio and they are not wow The sour grapes Believe it from the call that so it's been a while since we've done a deep time on OP I thought that'd be appropriate to see what he's up to because he's losing his mind over there 500 feet above Manhattan And I'm using to hear what most take is on all of that. Hey, Cardiff. Hi, I just started listening. Anything you want to plug while you're while you're here, Cardiff? Subreddit surfing on YouTube with Vinnie and Cardiff every Monday night. We might be moving to our own unique channel for the next live broadcast. So stay tuned. Oh, you're not on the channel for the live broadcast.

I was looking for you guys. I couldn't find it. That explains it. No, yes, we do it on mine. But Vinnie tested the live broadcast. It seems to be working now. We should have unlocked that and we will likely be moving doing it there for very cool. And the most recent episode you guys did the people who don't want to work for a

living and some anti work. Yes, anti work. We had a very, a very insufferable guest for most of the show. You're a lot, you're allowed to dismiss your guests at some point, their card. I just not when we only have one. Just throw that out there. I don't talk to Vinnie. Yeah, it's a good point. Yeah, you should have asked Vinnie why he doesn't want to work. Why do you pretend to be a comic, Vinnie. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you should've asked Vinnie why he doesn't want to work.

Why do you pretend to be a comic, Vinnie? That's gonna do it. All right, well please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these old videos.

Yeah. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. I left my ass. Cheers. Why don't you think it's funny? Wow. There are five people who don't even get the joke.

He's a fag. This dude is fucking corny. Look out, look out! Wait! God! He dropped! This is going great. There were no laughs!

We are not! No, I didn't like it. Now you lost your mind. I, you know, who are these podcasts? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Head master of this guy You can turn into a

Different guys He a blind His hair rat you never know with mr. Potato He's hot All right, then there's plugs we can sap it right there. Hey, do we have any? We have any new reviews Cardinal just one just one for now and then I've got to jump off. Okay Uh, you'll like well, unfortunately you like this one. I got this podcast is good regardless of co-host except zoom-ok

The format of the show and Carla's conductor of a symphony of clips and contributors makes this show a fun listen. Regardless of who is sitting in, unless it's Chad Zumaq, the show is so good that I don't only listen when Christian Blatt is on. Sincerely, Christian Blatt. Boom! Thanks, Christian Blatt. I appreciate that. Sounds like a five-star. He didn't follow my instructions, but I'll still take it. All right, Carter, you go give away some tickets for Dabblecat, buddy. Yes, okay, thank you. I'll talk later. Yeah, we'll see you soon. Subreddit surfing on YouTube. Subscribe today. Hey car it's Robo Paco. I just wanted to say 45 minutes of Zuma is too much. I know you're having fun but could you please move on just a little faster. Okay have a good week car.

Bye. Alright yeah we haven't heard from Paco in a while but I like Slowpoke. It's fun. So we've talked about how it seems like most of the listeners are friendly with each other, but there might be some issues coming up at Dabble-Cod. Hey Carl, this is for that uh... improv guy who uh... still is not funny and uh... make better jokes i will fight you at the abacons but i might not go because we'll be too busy laughing at the hack back when they feel a bunch of jokers and carl

and it is by all right that's not no one's fighting anyone at the abacon let's change shows up of cars No one's fighting anymore. The Devil Con, let's chat, shows up, of course. Yes, will you please play the acoustic version of the theme to topic time. My cat and I are going to dance. Will I? Now that, move moving on. I'm just calling in because I had a quick question. Who, who day?

Who day? Who day? All right, congratulations, Bengals fans. The bills played the worst game I've seen them play in probably four years. Well, maybe maybe the worst game for that New England game when it was the snowing, it was a blizzard and no one could throw the ball. That was that was a pathetic, pathetic attempt at playing football from the Buffalo bills. But good on you, Sancy.

Have fun with a hobbled my homes and good luck. Hopefully you don't lose the Super Bowl again. We wouldn't want to do that four times at our rail as a bear is saying. Try not to do that. Hey Carl this is Eddie from Portland. I'm listening to the most recent episode. You want reviews on Apple fucking podcasts. No one uses fucking Apple podcasts. We always don't Spotify. Spotify. Spotify. Spotify. All right, all right. Spotify. Guys, give us reviews of Spotify. I was looking for our reviews on Spotify. I couldn't find them. I didn't even know where to look to find our reviews on there. Have you seen reviews on Spotify? You're not a trained review girl. I'm not. You're

right. Who trained our review girls? It wasn't me. Yeah, give us reviews on Spotify. I believe Spotify is a role, which is cool They have to listen for a certain amount of time before you can review something So you can't just go on and just shit on things For you know because they hurt your feelings Like so many of our reviews on Apple, so that's good Hey Carl the bill fuck and you're a cook So that's good. Hey Carl the bill fuck and your cook Loozer fair enough and then Nate from Flint

liked that joke about the the dick in his mouth So I can't play that voice because it's like shit, but I thought I'd point that out and All right, remember we talked about Don Cheetle. Oh yeah, I know that stuff this sound. Baddie Seek, I've got some real fucking problems with that guy. Don Cheetle and Carl Hamburg are sound like they would get along. Uh, I got creep off on Monday and then Dick Masterson on Tuesday

and then who are these socials on Wednesday and the bonus episode every other Wednesday. This feels unfried in their livestream on Saturday. I get to goof off and do as I please and make money doing it. Fuck you, Don Chino. Fuck you. What are your name? Carl? Fuck y'all. All right. Another hater is out there. There's two now. It's good to know. Two, yeah, four Dodd. Everyone's hate out of for no reason. Up to you, Carl, you don't be corny.

I remember my question, or not my suggestion. You should like take those song parodies and put them on YouTube if it's cool. I don't know if they'll let you, I don't know if anything about that sort of thing. But you should put those song parodies are the the my friends call me mr boom and the doon of the i go boom i want to bump that you know the way home for work

like it's good this too many podcasts a little of yours to get back to that so i'm not gonna i don't know if you guys can get them shit together on YouTube or somewhere where there's like a playlist that will be dope. Probably not the first person to suggest it. Anyway, fuck yeah. Bye, Niggas. Yeah, we do have a sound cloud. I need to update that has a lot of the parody songs.

Mr. Boom is on YouTube because that one was a, I can't remember who made that one now. Damn it. I know I'm drawing a blank, but anyway, you can find Mr. Boom if you're not a look for it on YouTube. But yes, good suggestion. We should have the songs up there for sure. Hey, Carl. No one from Minnesota that the catcher and alien clip that you played about the Madden mushroom book being bought by the Catholic Church. Yeah. Joe Rogan actually told that Haynes Thorne on a sucking podcast. I'm sure.

Fucking alien Tony's trying to be fucking Joe Rogan. No, fucking way. You don't say. Also the explanation of why the Catholic Church bought it was because the book claimed that early day Christians were founded upon maddening mushroom users. Yeah, it's really good. Anyway, so fuck yourself. Follow me back. Bye. Sounds good. One more. Hey, just check it back in. So I've heard Dick on your show and I've said wow maybe i should check out fucking biggest problem because i think he's on that right yes you know dick

he's got this high pitch shrill freakishly annoying boy that at least he's funny i hear this fucking veto guy with his terrible fucking boy and he has no fucking redeeming quality not fucking funny and he's fucking a notch it he's literally fucking the worst part of fucking dick mass all put into this little fucking shit ball no i'm not checking out it's fucking show i skip to the end to see what he put it on my do not fucking watch I do not want to ever hear that voice ever again holy shit. Oh fuck. I'm getting pulled over

Listen shut up for a second. Thank you for your call everybody Okay, folks Guess what the episodes? Oh That was a great episode. That was really great. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr. Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves.

Have a good week.