Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep381 - Opie Radio with Radio Gunk

Episode Date: January 29, 2023

It's been a minute since we've checked in on Opie, I wonder how he's doing. Answer, the same. This man is trapped in some type of time vortex where nothing about his life ever changes. Well, he is quickly draining his bank accounts so I guess there's that. Monique from Radio Gunk joins the show to discuss Opie's $7 million Manhattan apartment and other multi-million dollar homes. Then we go back to Stuttering John's special Stern Sunday show, this time with Mike Gange. Tom Myers is featured on the slowest news day to ever occur (isn't there a war in Ukraine or something), Patty C Cups is dunking on Chad Zumock, Cumia and Brennan are on the outs, someone catches an alien, and Hannah is back and better than ever. https://www.radiogunk.com/ Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Go to magicmind.co/watp and use discount code WATP20 for 20% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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apple podcast and then should all over us in the comment section. We should be joined by a review girl later today. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Opie Radio. We have both of us in separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Greg Opie Hughes, what is your background with Opie, Monique? So for the longest time, you know, we would pm to each other on Twitter. Hey, come on the show, come on the show, come on the show, come on the show, come on the show. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And even Tim Sabian tried to kind of hook us up because I think he was doing

something for Westwood one at the time. And I went to call releases, kind of quasi funeral thing that they had on the Upper West side. I went with Gorilla and Tim, definitely coming on the show, definitely coming on the show. And then, excuse me, weirdly enough, there was like a thing about Scottsdale in the paper. And I see that they quoted OP in it.

And the quote was literally the exact thing that I wrote to him on a PM. He took what I wrote and used it as his quote for the post. And I was like, what the, I was like, nice move there. Oh, be nice fucking move. And, and, and after that totally like ghosted me, really just ghosted me. And then John, who I do radio gunk with, started going onto his chat as radio gunk.

And you know, even when he had Jackie on, he's like, you know, Jackie's like, oh, I love Monique, you know, I'm good friends with her and blah, blah, blah. Hope he's like, yeah, I gotta get on the show. And everybody wrote to me and said, oh, he said he's gonna definitely come on the show. Three months later, still nothing from OP,

so he can really just go suck. Use and abused by OP. Oh no, far more take. Totally. Totally. Well, you know, love lost for him. I decided to check out, because we talk about OP from time to time,

but I haven't really like dived into one of his live streams in quite some time. And he's still doing it every morning. He's still getting up over and, yesterday is the one that we looked at. And he gets up over an hour before the sunrise and then ends his show before the sunrise. That's like the whole point of the show.

It's great. Exactly. Well, he started listening. I listened to the first 15, 20 minutes. I was like, you know what? I'll wait and see what kind of clips he has on it. I don't want to ruin the show for us, because I love it to be organic.

But I sent text to cause like, wow, what, what, this is, this is some kind of shit. And he was like, yeah, I know. And, um, and then I fast forwarded to the end. I'm like, oh, okay, so here comes the sun, here comes the sun, here comes the sun, No sunrise. The sun. Nice. We're getting blue balls, doesn't it?

We ate four and that's $7 million apartment and taking full advantage of that view by doing a free and show in the dark. I'm not understanding. Well, so Opie got a ring light. Now anyone who pays attention to B. Daveler, Alha Reble, he does a good job documenting that O OP doesn't realize how cameras work. And so for a long time, it was dark. And he's like, I gotta get a new camera on it. So you just need a light. And if you finally got a light.

So check it out, this is OP. Starting off his stream, it's 6 a.m. I would say, probably is when this starts off. And it's dark behind him, but he's lit up. There we go. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. Five hundred feet above New York City as the sun comes up over. Man, how did you sleep last night? I slept very, very well until I was w by a skunk fart. I'm su in the morning. I'm like,

40 in the morning. I'm like, why am I awake? Why am I awake? And this is how he starts his show, by the way, I just want to point that out. He's very immune to himself or it would say skunk fart. 30 years in

radio. Yeah. And you start out of show that's appealing to 12 year olds with a skunk fart. And you know, fart jokes are only funny when there's actually a fart to be had. Like fart, fart jokes aren't funny when there's no fart. I'm just gonna foreshadow this skunk fart thing is gonna come up a bunch. That's why he's so lit up. He's like, this is gold. Yeah, he set the table. I'm gonna melt this. Yeah. Then I realized that very very New York sunrise is at 7.07 yesterday. Yeah, right. That's why he missed it by like seven minutes. Because he started six and did an hour couldn't wait. And then I realized very quickly why I was awake. I had one of the most putrid parts of my lifetime. It was a skunk fart. It woke me up

from a cold sleep at 4 30 in the morning. So with that, I say, good morning and cheers, cheers to you and yours. It's painful, isn't it? That cheers thing that he does as well is so obnoxious. And the problem is is that now I do it. It's leaked into our private lives. Is it anywhere since goal seriously? Oh, it's It's on the same level as skull to me. Now skulls a little bit more obnoxious, but the way opus does cheers. Ah, it's rough He's very proud of himself every time

I'm so very loud at such an early hour like I listen to it in my headphones. I'm like why is he so fucking loud at like five o'clock in the morning? Jack moves all he knows hey morning weather traffic coming up Jesus Christ, I'll be come down of that body everyone who watching you just woke up relax Come down of that body everyone who watching you just woke up relax All right drinking game time. I don't care what time of day you're listening to the show drinking game time all right every time He says skunk fart. Oh It's like I gotta grab to the bottle Think there's a box somewhere around here. All right, so after and by the way, I'm gonna go in order I don't know we just go in order with these clips, but I feel like it tells a story. Yeah, we got to go through

this methodically here and see how OP runs this live stream. All right, that he does. And then I'm out cold, man, I was doing great last night. And then yes, 4.30 in the morning, I'm looking around the room like, why am I awake? Why am I awake? And all I could smell in the room was a skunk fart that was coming from me, from me. Cheers. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. So now, because he's got doggie, so now the question comes up, How do you know that was your fart? Oh, be. Exactly. Yeah. I noticed, which is incredibly funny to me. Everybody that's in his live chat are actually real people. But like we usually have people are like, you know, the fart of

Christmas past or, you know, Harry Vayner or whatever. He has real people. Well, I tell you, I tell you why he's live streaming in this episode. He's live streaming to Facebook, Instagram and YouTube. Now the Instagram is usually only if you like follow him, but he opened it up publicly for this episode. I like he has. And what we're going to find out, Mo is that he likes people on Instagram and

Facebook, but not YouTube, because that's where the fake accounts come in. That's where he has a problem with people. So we'll learn more about that. He's going to put them on on blast. You'll see. So all right, let's find out how he knows it's his fart that woke him up at 4.30 a.m. I thought I could sneak one out and it was so bad, this skunk fart that my wife wanted to get mad at the dog. Cheers, cheers to that. So I know it was mine. Why did the dog eat a skunk? Nothing worse than one of these fart.

Jesus Christ, so gross. the doggy to skunk. Nothing worse than one of these parts. So gross. Just the ones that are just hot air. I hope you just grab a second. Don't make noise. Just got to look for kids. You gotta look out for those, of course. By the way, he's breaking new grouse with us. Conversation right now. You guys ever hear about those silent but deadly parts? Exactly. Everybody knows an SPD.

Everybody. I know. Don't we go into CPT? What's the wording he uses? Oh, you're talking about chat GPT? GPT. Yes. So the next conversation he has is about having to go to like this open house at

his daughter's private school. And at the open house, they try to engage the parents with what the kids are learning. And here's the stuff they're working on. Oh, he doesn't give a fuck. He can give two shit. He just wants to look at her art projects. He doesn't care about math or anything else. Right. Good school sucks now. Well, school is useless according to the it was all right. My daughter is a very, I will say a very good artist for the age of 10.

So her artwork was fantastic. Then there was what then there were workbooks and and math equations. And I'm just like, I'm not sitting through this. Show me more of your art. Because the rest of the stuff I think is stupid in this day and age. Now that we got the chat, GPK, where's a GPT chat?

Is there any time I'd say hi, Tai? Hi, Tai. Yeah, that one. What is that? What is GPT? You're not familiar with chat GPT? It's this AI search engine type thing where you can type in any question. Yeah, it'll answer your question very conversationally. And the big controversy is that you can have it write a paper for you if you're in school. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. That's the example the OP uses.

So because of that, school is useless. Now that we got the GP take chat, school is completely officially useless. Father of the year over here, Jesus Christ. Bank for private school, we're both of his kids. And pointing at the screen and going, school is useless kids. Don't waste your time.

Just a good thing about this is realize that OP currently lives in a $7 million five bedroom, four and a half bath apartment on the 46th or 48th floor on Riverside Drive. So this man is probably the worst person to talk about, you know, school, anything, anything. This is what's so annoying about OP is that back on the OP Anthony show, he would talk about all the time, it's just like, we learned all this math and school, I never used any of that.

I didn't know we had to learn that. Like, well, some people do OP. Not everyone becomes a millionaire radio star. Yeah, you don't represent the masses. Like, he's still, to the stage, not figured that out. He's talking about, like, well, another we have GBT, you don't even need school. Guess what, the people who created that?

What the school? Big word math. And other things happen in school other than book reports, you know? No. So this is this brain dead dummy, reminding us that school is stupid. So my point is very simple. School is stupid,

kids. Thanks. I have spoken. Very good. Wait, wait, so you have a, hey, Opie, are you going to go on Kevin Brennan's show? Yes. And of course, yes, of course, then he has to make the general public statement about how he's him. Yeah, actually, let me skip ahead to that because people are asking him here if he wants to go on Missouri Loves Company. And so this is him. Yo, Kevin Brenn was talking about you yesterday. He said he wants you on his show.

I think it would be great. You'd be a great interview. No thanks. Tell Kevin Brenn and no thanks. I'm doing my thing. I ain't going on anybody else's dumb stupid show. So that would be a no thank you. Okay.

I respectfully. I'm not in the invite. Oh, man. The very end here, you got to hear this again because after he said, not going to your dumb show, he says, okay, I respectfully decline the invite. That wasn't that respectful.

Oh, no. And if I could just play this because my buddy, Jackie Marlow, sent me a timestamp to Kevin Brite and talking about having OP at a show. Let's hear how serious Kevin was about getting OP at the show. I'm sure he's in tears now. I'm gonna try to get OP on the show.

OP. I think he he's in tears now. I'm gonna try to get it up here on the show. Ope. I think you should. Okay, from Ope and Anthony. We, 100 bucks, we could probably get him. How about stop complaining once and be funny, Kev? What are you kidding, fat boy? This is always fucking funny. It's always entertaining.

It's like I'm going to go up here. Yeah, by the way, that's the exact conversation. You're not gonna help me out this show. I was like, Ope, guess what? Kevin, what you had to show? How are you gonna go do it? I'm gonna race the shot out of PM to him on Twitter. Hey, I heard you want to be on the show.

His one time Chad was silent. Oh, Chad with those reading glasses on. Somebody put the comments underneath it. I mean, it looks like he's wearing glasses with the eyeballs painted on them. He's such a nerd. That would be the first funny thing you ever did If he just came up with Google II Make this guy's a rainbow wig

Channel give us you this one body you take it don't even give us credit. We don't need it. You got it first one's free Consultant to the stars. All right. Now this is something you don't see out of OP very often. He's been going back and forth with my buddy Aaron and Stilto. And what happens is they're both broadcasting at the same time. So Stilto will send the people who are watching him over to opi's chat and then opi sometimes plays along. Sometimes he doesn't. In this case, he's going to let everyone, he's going to let everyone know how successful he is. You can already see the orange in the horizon. It looks like that sun is going to pop in another. I don't know. 20 minutes or so. So, Opie, if you convert these videos into podcasts and do the Steal Toe Show,

I think you'll find an increase in viewers and subs. I ain't doing some lame ass stupid podcast. People are trying to push you out. I'm just hanging off my nuts. These podcasters on the YouTube, and they're all bothering me. Wait, I'm sorry. I'll make a deal with that.

I'm sorry. What was that? I've been said that they're hanging off of his nuts. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. Everyone's riding his coat tails. It's starting right now.

Mine the gas. In fact, it's because some of that OPG is going in gross. YouTube and they're like bothering me. Yeah. I'll make a deal with. YouTube and they're bothering me. Here, I'll make a deal with that guy and anyone else out there. When you could show that you got three, not one, not two, oh, sorry for the curse finger, not one, not two,

not but three, sorry, three, multi-million dollar homes. Then get back to me and I'll bother with you until then shut your mouth and do your stupid little internet show. I'm sorry. Can you put that on pause and see how many views this show

has that show? This episode had, I don't know, a few hundred, I think. No, it's been seven hundred seventy five. Yeah, okay. But he's got three multi million dollar homes, Monique

face. Most high million dollar homes. I don't hear him brag like that very often. He must be very upset with Aaron from SteelTow. Because that really triggered him. Because I know it's a farge. Yeah. Don't ask.

Don't ask. I didn't realize he'd be swinging his dick around this early at the morning. I was like, whoa! Why don't you get that thing? Holy shit! You're gonna take someone's eye out with that. What a fucking asshole. This is a guy who asks for stars on Facebook,

which you know is one penny each. And he's constantly looking for donations. Again, I'll get to it, but he lets YouTube know he's not too thrilled about how much money he's making from YouTube. Here he turns wine. He turns wine. Bitches about bagel costs.

He's so cheap. He can't afford parking in his building. Right. He has a park on the street, move his car twice a week. And here's this guy bragging about three multi-million oaps. So one of them all be. Yeah. $7 million.

$7 million, $6.98 million. He purchased that one. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I can't get rid of them. My family's hiding in one of them. They won't tell me which. Yeah.

All right, guys. Get ready because there is a sunrise, a common. Oh, God. Enough of these guys hanging off my nuts. There's your sunrise coming up. Is that gonna be a sunrise? No, but he's still fucking a morning. He has a coming up. We got weather, we got traffic, I got the night, and a sunrise.

Stick around for that. You're not gonna want to miss it. So this was, this is what's fascinating to me, because there's a few things that happened in this episode. I don't really see very often. The first one being bragging about his homes and kind of being a douche about that. But the second one is him actually saying that his livestream from the day before didn't go very well.

And I just thought, wait a second, Opie's self-evaluating? Because that doesn't even make sense to me. Yeah. I got up after barely sleeping and I did just an albias, a laymas livestream. It was a laymas livestream yesterday. So, came out of the box on fire, but, man, you know, there's things getting older now. I think there's things I can't eat anymore. No, Jesus. Here we go. So he admitted to doing a lame, I think,

well, I think you mentioned like what is today's life? Yeah, I want to see his greatest hits. This is good. I'm confused as to how he's measuring this. Yeah, specifically. I really wasn't the metrics of a shit show for him. Right. Like I used to say about Julie's show, of course,

because I know that he talked about me the other day and people didn't go on my show because I don't have as many viewers as he does. And it's like, oh, simmer down, Julie. Simmer the fuck down. I used to, I used to daily go on and see how many viewers you had. Remember when it's 300, 400, 500? You know, the differences between me and you, I didn't have like 30 million people

listening to me every friggin day. That's a different Shirley. Okay. I digress. I'm saying, you're not the president of the fan club at all. I'm certain to read and she would have gotten away with it too. All right. I'm certain to recall. And she would have gotten away with it too. All right. So you just heard Opie introduce another fresh concept as you get older.

You just can't eat the same foods anymore. And producer Chris, if I gave you a thousand guesses, you would never even come close to the food that Opie is describing that he can no longer eat. And one of those would be the three bean chili. Oh, yeah. Can I get it? Oh, yeah. Where are my older people at? I don't think I can handle the three. Boom. I take. I don't think I can handle the three. Bane. What is he cracking? I don't think I can handle the three Bane.

What is he cracking? That is just like a gem. Why is that funny to him? Why is he talking like that also? What kind of like morning gangster talk is this that he's doing? I can't do that three Bane. But that's where the comedy comes from.

Yeah, he thinks that's funny. Rather than say things that are funny, Whitty or interesting. He just puts out a voice I'm put out of voice to make it interesting for the viewers While I talk about very boring shit When he fucking said three bean chili. No Oh, be make up something that's more interesting than that. You know, that is the case. Yeah. And you could just say chilly.

I know. Which is the being the gotcha. I could do the kidney. I can do the. I don't think I can handle the three Bane. That is just like a gas bomb when you get older and that's why I I woke up too early again this morning

because because of the skunk fart from the three Bane chili. Tom Mars you taking notes right now. Some comedy gold right here. So one of the things that OP does, and I try to pay attention, especially, I got so much going on here, there's comments, there's just coming up nonstop,

like Lashonda Jackson's on there right now. And she writes, OP.wc is time with nobody podcasts, good for you, OP. So he was coming on to Lashonda a little bit earlier. He's like, Oh, look, you must be new here. Welcome to my little family. Welcome to the club. Yeah, he thinks that she's an ally. She is not. She will, she will show her true colors pretty soon. But when I love about Ops, he's constantly putting up these different comments. And when he decides to leave up the longest is shit like this. A chicken chili, I can still do those.

But man, I got to slow down. Hey, you saw it on the spot. That's why I don't think I just leave it to the wing podcast where they eat the bread. 84. I would be a mess. He is the man. Yes, see, well, that isn't mince words. They help you.

Go back. Go back to the hubris of thinking that they want him on the podcast where they eat hot wings. Is he with new ins viewers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Spice, slow down on the spice. That's why I don't think I could do that chicken wing podcast where they eat the hot wings.

I would be a mess. And no one's asking you. No, no. And you know what else I will do is Joe Rogan. So don't even ask. I'm not doing anything entertaining. All right. So this is how boring the, so he's trying to cultivate

a brand new audience. He doesn't like the open Anthony pasts anymore. He shoes them away. But the new audience that he wants are the most boring people to ever exist in this world. Exactly. The real people that's so boring. Yes. That right. That's why you're like, holy shit. This is not a fake account. This is actually a boring person who's participating in the show.

And this is a guy named Tom me last name, M E E and Tom me very boring. name M.E.E. and Tom Meese. I'm very boring. Tom May, wait till you get to be my age. Um, Good one. Cheers to our pal. Tom May. Go fuck yourself. I mean, this is water cooler talk. This is the water cooler talk that makes you want to go do your job. You're like, Oh, yeah, no, I know. My joy talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you.

I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you.

I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you.

I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to talk to you. staring into the night sky. And he says that, you know, in New York City, it's hard to see the stars. But he was able to see some stars the other night, and then he makes this brilliant out of his way. Facebook stars. Yeah. Um, do you know when you look up into the night sky, you're looking at the past.

Cheers. You're looking at the past. That is in some of these things you're looking at the past. Cheers. You're looking at the past. That is in some of these things you're looking at. What you're looking at is something from, I don't know, light years, light years ago. I think is that how it works? No. A light year is a measurement of distance, OP. It's not a measurement of time. Maybe school is a good thing. Yeah. Maybe paying attention to school

would be a good thing. So you don't make an ass of yourself and your life stream's talking about, oh my God, that happened light years ago. You can barely count to three before. Ha, ha, ha. One, two, oh, I mean, two, not one. Not two.

Not three. No, it is actually, I mean, two, not one. Not two, not three. I mean, what, no, it is actually his exact. I'm starting to my humble opinion. So now that he made this observation about stars being light years away, or no, no, no, that actually is the correct thing to say. Light years ago, is what you're seeing in the sky. So his dumb audience doesn't correct about it, but just thinks he's a genius.

Open to gross Tyson, yeah, but I dumb it down for everybody. I really just dumb it down. Thanks, Hope. Thanks for dumbing it down for us. I was confused for a minute there. Do you get it, Tommy? Now, Monique, I don't know if you made

a disfiring into the show. I got to open the grass ties in the air. Okay, because coming up next is one of OP's old bits. Now, he doesn't know what to do to fill this time, obviously. So he's going to get the phones lit up. There's one of the things you do on FM Radio. Like, yeah, let's get a topic going. Let's get the phones lit up.

You know, why don't we do this? It's an old bit that I did a million years ago. And then I brought it to the OBE and Anthony show. It's a very, very simple bit. And it gets us all just contributing. Let's do FU Friday. It's Friday, something that has pissed you off. What pissed you off this week?

Let him roll in the chat room. I'll put you on the big screen if you're watching this on the Facebook or the YouTube. And I'll certainly focus on the Instagram a little. Jim Jeffries, my buddy Jim Jeffries checking this out. He probably didn't want me to say that, but hi, Jim. One of my favorite comedians to this day. And I think he's got a special coming out, the Jim Jeffries.

All right, a couple of things going out here. So Jim Jeffries, the Jim Jeffries, if this is really Jim Jeffries who's watching him, like, why wouldn't you want people to know that he's watching? Is that embarrassing to be watching? I don't think so. I didn't say it. I don't know. I do doubt that that. I don't know.

I do doubt that was Jim Jeffries watching, but no, no, maybe it was. Seems like a pretty common name. All right, so we're gonna go to the phones and the way that you get a bit like this going, Monique, is you give your own example. All right, so after you Friday, I'm gonna tell you what I'm FU in about this Friday.

And we'll get your calls after the break. So. But yeah, man, it's FU Friday. What pissed you off this week? I mean, I'm going to go with three being chili pissed me off. And I'm going to go with skunk farks waking me up at 4.30 in the morning. That's what's pissing me off on this FU Friday. This is the greatest. It's got Everyone drunk now Really just guess what his thing that Skunk Fires Cheely whoa people invited me on their shows

to me on their shows. The stars. The stars. All right, so what's funny is one person writes in F you to the flu, because I guess she has the flu or something. Nobody else participates at this F you Friday. It goes nowhere. Nobody gives a shit. It doesn't work at all.

And this is a fun comment that comes up on the screen from J rock. Perhaps to J rock. They get rough weather and what you see every once while is one of these giant, medium-sized trees just don't like this up and down in the water. And shout medium-sized tree. So J-rock says, hey, look what we got news for you. All comedians on O and A hated your guts.

After he goes, hey, but what did you jump, Jeffries? Yeah, it's up to you. Jim doesn't like you. and O and A hated your guts after he goes, I hate my buddy Jim Jeffries. He's not yet. Jim doesn't like you. All right. So now, Opie's gonna start talking football. There are apparently four teams left. I don't know, I stopped paying attention.

I guess there's four teams left the top. I'm sorry. You might see what I'm saying. So Opie's gonna to give his hot take and there's a done in Kruger effect going on here with Opie that I find hysterical. But what do I know? You know what? I know as much as anyone else on ESPN for real.

I mean, they just babble stupid babble. I'm in ESPN too. I see. Yeah. He got, he's so full of himself. Jesus, fuck, it's amazing to me. Monique, I'm not saying that everyone on ESPN is a genius, but these people are watching these games. They're, they're studying. Carming.

The tape. They're watching all the plays. They're having meetings about it. Opus like, I know as much as anyone on ESPN about sports. What? No, he leads into it as if it's going to end like a humble. Right. What do I know?

I want to know. Just what an expert. Sorry, am I here to miss out on something? But was there an actual segment where he went to the Friday, fuck you Friday things? Was there anything? No, there was just that one woman who said she had the flu. That was it.

Never one anywhere. It wasn't a good phone top, I can apparently. I hope his PD has a talk with them next week. Yeah. All right. So we've seen some of these comments that are coming through like, hey, open you sock and J. Rock saying, all comedians saying all comedians and I hated your guts. But this is the comment that stops him in his tracks.

It gets disruptive. There is my roots are showing what? What? Bro, what? What? Your roots are shit. What do you? What are you talking about?

All right. Anyway, um, that throws him off your roots. Or she's like, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? I'm dealing with this. Because he looks so good and so attractive and is fitting out to begin with, that that should be the one thing that would make him upset. Yeah, introducing their ring light was the worst thing he ever did because now I can see what he looks like. Not good.

He's disguised as 5 a.m. Opie is not good. Well, 5 p.m. Also sucks. And don't get me started that new. He's the worst of all. No, all right.

Monique time for a station identification. Opinies to take a little break here on the show. The sun coming up over. Wow. That looks nice today. All right. Let me get my second cup of coffee. Yes, I just walk off. Wow. It takes about a minute. The lights down there. I had a bed go wrong. Right back. So he says, and nobody's doing wrong. There's going to come a moment where he realizes

that the light is like, oh, for OP. Yeah, that's a good point. You can actually make the OP radio logo out of that. If you just moved it over just a little bit, so it's in from the building, it could be like his logo. It's just my for that. You can be a producer of this show. I think.

So the reason why I played Opie getting up to get his second cup of coffee is because I wasn't going to, except for what happens when he comes back, is hilarious. I, you couldn't wait Instagram. I was half my Instagrammer's because I went and got another cup of coffee. You couldn't wait.

You know what? Should I turn them off? You couldn't wait? Nah, I'll leave you on. Kind of need the numbers. All right, where were we? Pat Duffy's daughter's birthday. Hope that went well.

Wow. He said at one point there's 20 people watching on Instagram. So from 20 to 10. Yeah. And his first thought was to punish the people who were still watching. Oh, well then no one gets to watch If you 10 people are leaving and then that's sad. I need the numbers He's just trying to get by in this big town. Yeah So I remember like radio people you so always make the joke when something wasn't going well, I'd be like, oh my God, I can hear people changing the station

in their cars right now. But what's funny is that OP can actually see people dropping off. Yeah. It's got to be torture, right? To be like, oh, where's everyone going? What happened? Yeah. Yeah, we already know how many people could have possibly been listening at five o'clock in the

freaking morning or six to clock in the morning? Could you imagine getting up and be like, oh, I got to throw an Opie. I got to see what Opie's talking about today. He's so fucking loud. It's like, where is his family? Where are the kids? Is everybody sleeping at this point? Where is he? I think they're sleeping. I would hope so because most people are still in bed at this time. Jesus. All right, so now, oh, maybe they all had to get real jobs because of him. Yeah, these kids are working the scene.

Yeah, they'll be home soon. Oh, exactly. They're just in the home. My kids are making eye phones. They're in a time of pound. my kids are making iPhones. I'm gonna try the pound. I found them in the suicide nets. Make an iPhone in Foxconn.

Holy shit. Pretending to be hoping it's funnier than being old. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So I mentioned, we mentioned, was Shonda Jackson earlier, was this hot black girl who's on there going, hey, Opie, you're hot. I'm single. All this crazy shit.

So then she comes out with this comment. But right now on that damn moon, there's like, there are the prints of Neil Armstrong. There's a typo. But I think what it says is I hear Bambar Jera is still digging out Opie's wife's guts. There's a rumor that Opie's wife sat with Bamb and it bothers Opie to this day when people bring it up. So I'm trying to talk to them. Are you familiar with that rumor?

Mom, you heard that. I heard that rumor. I mean, Bambar Jera is like, what, like two minutes from dead, but yeah, I heard that he banged his wife. He still looks better than Opie. Just stepping out and onto the damn moon and those, uh, the crazy, the least of the million years. That's crazy. What I've been talking about though? So what he was talking about was how the footprints from the first astronauts will be on the moon for a million years. Yes

Which I can explain to you why he's talking about it as I watch this whole thing and I still dumbfounded I still have dumbfounded. Oh God. He's finally saying, oh, La Shonda, you were a hater the whole time. Oh God, you got me. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters.

I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special haters. I got special's the one putting this up. That's what I do. I mean, we know how to do this. You didn't have to put that up, Opie. That's what I mean. He's so bad at this. Like, he's running the exact wrong show format

for a guy who has all these people who want to fuck with him all the time. He's constantly putting up people fucking with him, which encourages more people to come and fuck with him. Which means all he's doing is clicking through them. That's all he's doing. Right. He's not even reading them.

You know what, Opie? Just do 20 minutes on skunk farts. It't even talk to the chat. Just do not even put up their chats. Make sure you use that second camera angle that's exactly like the first. He does these videos about the April produces after the fact where he's got two cameras. It's just like Tommy from the room. It's there's two cameras right next to each other and he goes back and forth Between the two and it's like there's no difference. It's great. I got special haters that go after my my wife and my kids. Those are the special haters. They go after my wife and kids and they want anything to do with this. So they just go with horrendous bullshit rumors

that are absolutely not true and we're proven to be not true a million F and years ago. Those are the special haters I got. So cheers to them and they hate and they're dark fucking hearts. Sounds like open to special haters. Jesus Christ. This is a roller coaster of emotions

All right, so now the sun is starting to come up. It's starting to get light outside and Opie because his face is getting darker. I think it's a camera problem. I don't know why my camera is looking crappy today, but that's all right. So like I feel like a charger? Wait, I gotta go. Hold on, let me just do this. 30 years in radio, my friends. Yep.

Oh, no, like, what do we do? He's turning into the sun. Oh, because, my fucking oh, he's turning into the sun. Oh, because my fucking camera looks like shit today. Ringlight versus the sun, the sun is gonna win that battle every time. I think so. I think so. Being backlit is a bad strategy for broadcast.

Wow. Wow. People who take Zoom meetings know this, but open, you still can't figure it out. Okay. And why would it be different today? He's been doing this for a while. Oh, that's how dummy is.

Oh, okay. Yeah, he's forgetting. I think it's the fucking guy. My bad. I'm the dumb one. All right, so now we have Cordeff Natural Gas, who is by the way, L.A.R.E. Flay.

This is L.A.R.E. Flay's potato. It's a great guy. Is that a good sunrise behind me today? I'm not going to say, L-H-R-E-P-L. This is L-H-R-E-P-L is potato. That's a great guy. Is that a good sunrise behind me today? That really. We do way, way better. So, if people aren't familiar with Cordeff, it is a really crappy looking Mr. Potato

had with the guitar in his hands. And he says, Oh, wow, they tremendous sunrise behind you. Yes. And I think you just want to get open to look. And it worked. It made you look. It made you look. All right. I listen to podcasts all did one. Oh my God. And, Matthew, are you serious? Are you serious? I got the OP radio, oh my God, he can't be serious, right?

I got a podcast, it's called OP radio. Basically what I do is cut up, I cut up these livestreams, get rid of a lot of stuff that didn't work. You were like, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. You're the funniest friggin' thing. I know you're reading. You're like, I'm going to fall on. You're the funniest friggin thing.

I know because Cordiff wrote in there. Are you from the South? Opie is as beautiful as the sunrise behind him. I'm new to Opie. Is he from the South? I'm originally from Bama.

Bless his heart. Yes, which means go find yourself. As we out now. Basically what I do is cut up, uh, I cut up these live streams, get rid of a lot of stuff that didn't work, you know, a little inside baseball. Sometimes I take two to three of these live streams and make it into a half hour podcast because then

you're listening to that. Yeah. Yeah. That's three hours worth of show he makes into a 20 minute podcast. But listen to what he says about his editing job. Gone. God damn it is this guy good. I have listened to his podcast. It's terrible. He thinks he's turning this into gold.

It's impossible. All the mess it out in the world can't make this good It's not good I can't believe three hours for 20 minutes worth of podcast, but look at how quickly he's triggered. Hey, I you should do a podcast It's like what the fuck You He goes on to explain how yeah, how it works All right. So now this is where YouTube gets mean.

And YouTube, you are extra aggressive today. What the heck? By the way, I want to point out in this chat down here is Ben Ratner, which is Rat. Anthony Kumi is original producer when he went to compound media. Good to see you. He's still in the full day and out. And YouTube, you were extra aggressive today with the hate. And you gave zero money. So you will not be on the next live stream. I do.

I'm saying that it takes $10 to keep me liveing on YouTube and you did not do that Here with your just horrendous awful hate and do it for free to go after yourself Surely you can't put a price at your dignity. Well, I wouldn't So you don't get me next time you don't get this you don't get all this for the next time I love rat nurse actually tried to give him real advice guessing the exposure of the camera is set to the break background on auto So it's under exposing you may want to try setting that manually hey rat He's not gonna pay attention to that Actually useful information that would help him no way he reads that Don't bother with that.

Not still read it if it starts with fuck you. He'll hate and do it for free. So go after yourselves. You will not be on the next live stream. And of course, Facebook. You know, what they say there. Yeah, did you see that from that? You're going to have Monique show more like for better numbers. Yeah, Ross dogs broken spirit who I think is a hater.

I almost said troll. I gotta remember OP dock. Opius haters, John is trolls. Okay, I gotta remember that. Yeah, that's what it works. Okay. So they ask Monique as if we have any kind of relationship. Hemonique show more leg for better numbers.

I think that's it. I think that's a joke. But I was happy to hear you say earlier that John from Radio Gunnk likes to watch his show. Oh, he told them all the time. Yeah, because I was wondering if, if maybe this was you are not here. Speaking of money, what did Series XM spend on Howard six? Yeah, that's, that's, yes.

This is from radio going. This is a question. Speaking of money, what did Series XM spend on Howard 60th birthday, batch in 2014? And what do they pay the guests to show up? This, so your boy, John knows how to trigger. Oh, be this is the, if you want to get him going, just like say shit like this. This will piss him off.

Speaking of money, what did series XM spend on Howard 60th birthday, bash in 2014? And what did they pay their guests to show up? Oh my God. Radio gunk. That is a great question. That is a great. Howard Stern is the biggest effing baby.

I will never let up on that garbage. They pay him, I don't know. Rumor has it, they're still paying him, but they've used it at like $80 million a year. And if they're 60th birthday, they spend, I mean, they spent millions, millions of dollars. And this is what's unbelievable. Like they had a, they had a stroke that guys ego all the time.

It wasn't good enough that they were handing over pretty much to company to one guy. But then they had a throw these extravagant birthday bash. That's my favorite comment right there. We've been reading a lot of funny comments. This is what Joe say says dumb dumb puts the trolls on screen. Oh, he's asking for it. The comments are gold.

It's so funny. We're all getting chuckled. It's not about Opie. It's about the comments. Right. The only thing entertaining about his show is people trolling him. But I'm just putting it up on screen. And sometimes he catches a quick and moves it off the screen quickly and I'm just leaving it up. It doesn't have a good batting image of this.

He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore.

He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's like, he practically can't see him anymore. He's't know, I don't know if that's true, but I heard that over the years. And they spent millions on this damn thing. And then you had very, very talented people that worked at SyriExam. And they were asking for like, they were asking for a thousand dollars more a year. Hey, I can't pay my bills. And look, I'm obviously doing well for you. I just need a thousand and they would say no. Oh, man, of the people, Opie, Alba, talking about serious, like, I'm not paying people enough money.

Meanwhile, Opie was negotiating contracts every two years, making $3 million a year to be the co-host of a show. And Alba, so he's like, right just sleep going, why don't they pay these guys more money spending all this money on the talent? Well, when you were the talent, you were fight with it, I'll be wait better than that because of the talent night. He was off air for two years and still getting paid. Well, that wasn't serious though. That was K rock, right? No, no, not K rock. We're any W maybe W any W. W any W. Right. That's how we would be able to hoard so much money. He he was paid for two years to stay off radio. Yeah, me. We should do a contest that people have sex in a church around here. That sounds like a pretty good deal. I'll take that.

I'm just laughing at how much darker he's getting as like the time goes by. I know. He's more orange than the sunrise. Somehow he is his own sunset. he's getting us like the time goes by. I know. He's more orange than the sunrise. Somehow he is his own sunset. He's gonna fill it up. All right. So then we find out. Opie or I'm sorry, Howard's birthday bash. Obviously you remember this very well, Monique, his 60th birthday bash. Star started to fare. Big event that that happened and I was just shocked to hear Opie wasn't invited anyway oh radio gunky got me going you got and you know what we weren't invited they kept telling me and Anthony that we were the

second biggest show at serious exam right now my, cool, man. I wanna check out this goofy birthday party because I definitely wanted a goof on it, hell fuck it until the year. So maybe they knew not to invite us. And I'm like, wait, we can't go, no, you can't go. But we're the second biggest show. You tell us all the time where the second biggest show is Series XM. Yeah, but you can't go. Because we're the second biggest show. You tell us all the time where the second biggest show it's here is exam. Yeah, but you can't go because that's how because we

drove Howard nuts because we were always honest about his bullshit. What a zoom oc thing to say to what am I not invited? I just want to go there and goof on it. What's the problem? That's the problem. You're not invited. We don't want you there. You're just going to be an asshole. And I'm sure the word came down directly from Howard not to invite him.

The thing about the birthday bash, which is historical to watch and review, is that they did it around the Super Bowl because they knew all these stars were going to be in. Right. Because of Super Bowl Sunday.

So that's how they were able to get Bob Kraft, Harvey Weinstein was there. I was at the year was in New York City. The Super Bowl. Yes. Kraft, Harvey Weinstein was there. I was there the year it was in New York City. The Super Bowl. Yeah. Oh, okay.

It makes sense. Yeah. So that's how they got everybody. Yeah. So Opie is still pretty butt hurt about that whole situation. And they made the evil free tickets outside because they didn't get enough people with contests to come to come see the show. And they were giving out tickets in front like right before the show started

I'm surprised because in 2014 you still had a lot going on I feel like They fucked up they fucked up because they didn't do enough to promote Having people win tickets for it. Oh, okay, they're always done They have like a hundred and two seats and they were like we need to fill it up Just just give out tickets outside. Just do it real quick. And that's what they did. I have an awesome ISO for you, Moe Deak, that you might want on your board. Go. Stupid radio gawk. But you know what John knows how to get him started because he knows that this is like the right button to push. It always is. Because it gives him something to actually talk about that he

knows something about. All the rest of us. Yeah. Who's ready to leave and then radio got out of going. He's like, what? Howard. Five. Third cup of coffee. So this is him projecting on Howard here. More and more just shoving money down stupid Howard's face, hoping this will make you happy Howard for your 60th birthday. We're gonna spend millions and dollars, and have the rolling stones there. Well, this finally make you happy,

since you're shoving money down his face. I will never be happy. I mean never Well, not happy like you that's literally on the show ends that's the end of the line I kid you not Tell John great job with his troll Tell John great job with his troll. He always asks a good question that he knows is gonna get OP riled up. Amazing. I got a voicemail from beyond the grave. Monique, I thought you might appreciate this. Tell me. Oh, Quartans in one.. Quartonsa, La Jirod.

Hello, Franchard. This is Riley Martin. And I'm calling because I've been in contact with the audience and the screen, so you see. And you see, neither of them know who this tell me what the fuck I is. Perhaps he is one of the executives, so you see it, neither of them know who this Tommy motherfucker is. Perhaps he is one of the entertainer, so you see. So, call me back. You clubfooted motherfucker.

That's a pretty good Riley Martiner, fresh of it. A great Riley Martiner. I think I actually might know who that is. I do a bunch of all of you once in a while and he calls in and he's amazing. We also sounded a little bit like, oh my, a little George decay going there too. But I like that he's calling out, you know, Riley Martin knew a lot of, Space Aliens and of course Tommy from MSCS Media were all convinced. So when I was still in talking terms with John, he one time said to me, he's like, you know,

they have no idea who they're fucking with. Tommy's really connected. He will fuck them up. He really will. This is no joke. It's so serious. He will fuck them up. I'm like, ah, I know nothing.

I know nothing. Somebody sent me, and it sounded like shit, so I never played it, but somebody sent me a clip of a podcast with these guys who were in the mafia, and they're doing a show and they bring up Tommy. They use his real name and everything and they go, that guy used to hang around and that's like he was like in the club or part of this thing and we had nothing to do with this guy. It's really funny. He was just trying to interview people.

Tommy, see, John's the perfect guy to fall for Tommy. He sees the studio, he sees the numbers. He believes all his bullshit. The coarses are there. He's beyond. He's paid to be on there though. Yeah, I know. And that's so different. So that's, but is it true that Scott is actually working for Tommy?

Yes. Yeah, he's, I got, I got Scott a job. I got Scott to get the new job with Tommy. It's a good paying job. He owns me a commission. Wow. Yeah. I know. Okay. That whole Tommy thing is so fascinating and we'll talk more about it. But first, I want to play a quick clip from the most recent episode of No Agenda, you know, a huge No Agenda fan and what they do is they have meetups and the meetups are where listeners of the show get together at a bar

somewhere and hang out and then they'll usually record a quick audio clip to say hey we had a meetup we had a lot of fun and they're talking to Adam Curry who's the host and this is one of the guys at the meetup. This is Darrell in the morning and we're having fun out here today. In the morning here, Durango Iowa, Daniel, out of Chicago. the morning. This is Taylor Adam. Do WTP. And I'm your host Tim. A great turnout tonight. Good evening. Team. I'm the association.

Thank you for your I love that I wanted to play it. It was very difficult to hear. Next time I recommend taking the iPhone out of the sock. That would probably work a little bit better. He said, Adam, do WTP. I could hear it very clearly. Of course, Adam just did Joe Rogan. I don't think he's looking at the Irish show anytime of the sock that would probably work a little bit better. That's how my favorite show. Yeah, I like to hear people talk about our stupid W-A-T-P thing over here. Alright, speaking of stupid. I want to start off with a Mr. Magenta song parody. This is very well done as Mr. Magenta has a good band again. The night wishing you were here You were gone in a flash

Laying down, drinking shit light beer I pretend you still podcast I can't stand up, I'm falling apart I'm worried sick about your enlarged heart From the moves I can't believe you go You were the worst that I won't shed back Wherever you go I'll then owe you. Whatever you want, I'll super chat to you.

You're getting misty over here. Wherever you need someone to pass out drunk I'm sorry. I will be the cause. Beautiful. Brilliant. Brilliant. All right. Now, Monique, do you remember when Suthering John was doing his special Stern Show Sunday episodes?

Stern Show Sunday, of course. Yes. I think this lasted two episodes. I think you had Scott the engineer episode one, which we played on the last episode, and then Mike Gansi on episode two. So I want to play some clips from this Gansi thing because Suddering John never disappoints.

When he's interviewing someone, I like that he makes it about the interviewee, you know? He doesn't want to make it about himself, obviously. He's a humble guy. He wants to shine the spotlight. He wants to be in the shadow behind it, obviously. That's our job, you know that. But I want to start out by playing the intro

because when we played it last time, I mentioned that it didn't have an intro yet and he even said, I don't have an intro yet and he even said I don't have an intro yet But I will have an intro so this is the exciting intro that he has for episode number two the very last episode after a show Had a good run did wow So they're showing all these still images from the Howard Stern show zooming in on Senator John of course. We learned a true meaning of friendship. And what the best radio show is all about.

There is a grill, there's red, and it totally out of focus phone out. That's terrible thing there. He's on the worst part I've ever seen. So, he's on the stars of the Epidemic. And if he's on that one, he's on the stars. So, he's on the special Sunday show. This is the. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey high. Yeah, so check this out. He's gonna take full credit for that disaster of an intro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, baby.

What a hell of an introduction. I just cut that all together myself. Yeah, we can tell. We're on damn apples. It's terrible, John. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing as it is. I don't think he can do that.

I think with with I movie you can. I think anybody gets it down to the wall. It's a template. It's like right three sentences and upload four photos and we'll put together. That's the problem. The three sentences part is the problem. Yeah. Fuffa films was actually a typo, not a joke. All right, so John is going to introduce his guest, Mike Gange, and the way that John likes to introduce guests is by explaining that he made their career that they owe him. Yeah. That was the way it was traditionally.

It's traditionally John. Mike Gange was there for a lot of the special, uh, that they owe him. Yeah. The tradition of John. My Ganging was there for a lot of the special uh Stuttering John. You laughing in background. Yeah, a little too nice, huh? I think that's actually best bedroom. Well, that's what he

claims that it's it's how it turns. Yes, that's exactly what is that's best bedroom. Yeah. Well, it's kind of funny. yeah, I was in his sniffing panties Thought I'd take a picture Fucking bitch uses blinks I can't see was there for a lot of the special Stuttering John interviews and of course I got my Gangey job so now

let's bring him in here he comes my Gangey how long ago John I still gonna hold the job thing well the job thing is gonna be forever so again this yeah I don't, I picked my still friends very particularly. What John is doing during this era of the settering John show and the weekends when he does his beer on the balcony with his stern

shows, it's nothing that's set as funny, but he reacts to everything as it was the most hysterical thing anyone's ever heard. It's only when it's somebody that he knows and that he likes or that he thinks is a comedian or something like that. If it's not, then it's all about him. That's the switch. But that's the thing though is that he thinks he's being a likable fun host by going, ha ha ha, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember I got you the job? Ha ha ha ha. No, John, I really do have cancer. Whoa. There was something like that.

No, you know what it was? It was the guy, the writer that's a night show. Yeah, yeah. Who said that he was only hired because he was a black guy. And they were all white people. And Barack Obama got elected president like, shit, we should probably have a black guy.

And John's going, whoa, tell me another one. He's like, no, seriously, that's why I got hired there. And then I got fired after one year's like, what? This is hysterical. It's guys in the past like, John, are you listening? Let me write this down. All right. So now when I played last week was John asking, what was the best era of the Howard Stern show?

All of them. It's, it's got Salem corrected them and said, no, it's pronounced era. Oh, I looked this up. I guess era is how they pronounce it in like Britain. Okay. And era is how you pronounce it, the United States. Absolutely. Reprinted on Saturday.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure John is from the United States. Maybe Puerto Rico, I don't know. But this is now John has learned how to pronounce this word because of Scott. So many people are like, John, we love hearing stories of the best era of the Freak in Sternshire, which is what essentially you and I experienced. Yeah, 100%.

I mean, I will agree a whole holiday that the era I was there was the best era. Yeah, because I, I I had got the engineer on here last week and I asked him what would you say were the best years? And he said, uh, he said, 80, 88 to 2004, 2005, I said, that's the whole time. That's my years, Scott. Yeah, yeah. That's not what Scott said. We just playing the clip.

Yeah. That's not what Scott said. And then he said, I should have gotten the Jackie chair. Right. I was like, Scott, you're right, man. You're in all these great points. But this just shows you how John perceives things. The way that John filters reality into his dumb head

is to hear what he wants to hear. And Scott said that every episode that I was on air was the best episode ever of the Howard Search Show. It's like a coffee filter. He just filters things out. You see the rest of it coming out the other side. MoDick, now that I have a Howard Stern expert out here, I'll ask you, is 88 to 2004, a well-known era of the Howard Stern show?

You know what, how many people have I had on the show? And I cannot tell you that every single human being who ever comes on says the, like, the initial artiers are some of the best stern radio like ever. That's my opinion. Yes, agreed. And that's I think that's the general consensus.

I mean, some people say, yeah, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, but the reality is the arti broke such a different vibe to the show. And I would dare say that a lot of people will tell you that they went to serious with Howard because of Marty.

Oh, great. I did too. Now, I mean, I listened to Howard before already. I would have gone on. But, but my point is that he's trying to say that 80, 2004 is an era when 80, 2004 is Billy West, Jackie, the auditions for the Jackie chair, Arty Lang, like all of those things happen. This is a very long stretch of time.

Very long. It's like pretty much his entire time on trust your radio when he was going into syndication. It's like this is a real. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because really we don't know him from like, you know, I mean earlier than I remember listening to him, I don't remember him from NBC or any of his other shows.

You go back and listen to those NBC tapes. Now, they did a brilliant job recreating that in private parts and making it seem like that show was way more polished. Because in reality, it was a bunch of them like sitting around and going, we're just clapping and jumping. Like everything, it was so crazy. So brutal.

It was impossible to lodge. I mean, voice sounds like, come at the frog. You know, so before he learned how to modulate his voice, it's horrible. Yes. So anyway, my point being is that this is a really stupid point to make for John to say this is the best arrow was on the show over those 14 years or whatever, at a 16 years, he claims, does he explain how he got Gange the job? Oh, yeah. Oh, you know it.

But first, we have to let everybody know that Mike Gange is in his car. And John feels disrespected as he should because Mike Gage did not change his plans at all to be on John's stupid show. If it worked, any, it worked with me, he would literally call me, oh, well, like you did last time call. He would literally call me on like a Saturday at maybe 1.30 and say,

hey, can you come on with me at two all the time, all the time, you know, for, well, mostly for like beer on the balcony. So I did it a couple of times from my car because I was like, um, okay, but I'm driving. It's like, okay, just I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of

people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of

people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of

people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going as long as she comes till she shops. Wow. Is she shopping? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that could take, that could take hours. Yeah. Well, women be shopping, guys. That's a pretty good job. Let's just go shop. I hope, Gage, you go through a car wash. I only started talking about how chili makes them fart. Yeah. Jesus. Women's job. And that three beat chili. Am I right, Faithful? Fucking comedy gold. I will say you might only have 30 minutes.

So is she at the mall? We're by the mall. Yeah, yeah. We're by the mall. No, but it's not. No, she's going to stand alone. Store just one store. Yeah, just one.

She could be out in 10 minutes. Can't. No, I will say hopefully not. I booked this a week ago. You know, give me a hint. So John fight. He actually booked a guest in advance. He's just like, what the fuck? Yeah, he could just be home for this. I booked, we booked this. He's like, I couldn't be bothered and he never booked an advance again Learned his lesson there. Yeah Sucks I love John realizing he's being disrespected. It's funny to me All right, so John then says

Gage I hope your wife should be shopping for while I have a lot of questions for you He always says that I got a lot of questions right and let's start with question number one and This is the way that John asks questions of a guest. And why do I say I got you the job? Tell everybody the story. It's not a question. No. Tell everyone how amazing I have got. Question number one. I know he's like so smug about it too. I hate it. I hate smug John. Tell mom great question one. I don't. Oh, my wife's coming out. Okay. There we go.

So what the story that they explain is that there were two people up for the job. One was a woman and one was my Gange and Suthering John selfishly said, what's higher Gange? Because if we hire the girl, they might not want to do the shit jobs and I have to do like Park Robbins car out in the cold. Right. So, so John started to take all this credit for for this when it's really, it was just him being a fucking

subconscious. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, of course. So he figured for me, I would be the guy, me as the guy would be willing to go out and you know, Park Robbins, par in the cold, that, you know, they're moving the cold and do all those other things that we used to have to do outside of the studio when it was wintertime and not complete. Catchy, you know what? You definitely hit the nail in the head there because because well wait

just back up a second but but I also got I hooked you up. Wait wait no don't back the car up. Judges so amused by that story. He's going yeah you know John want to give me the shit jobs that you don't want to do anymore. He's just going, wow, I'm a card, aren't I? Yeah. He's like a sticker. Yeah, I'm down with the puppet master. Yeah, I know.

You're not that impressive. So, then they go on to tell the story about how Gange had a park robin's car and Robin drove a stick shift. A manual vehicle, engaging in how to drive manual. I can't believe a robin did. And Robin drove a stick shift. A manual vehicle, engaged in how to drive manual. I can't believe Robin did. No, this was big in the cars. Because yeah, right, one time she decided

one of her super sports was gonna be race car drivers. Yeah, she was gonna be a race car driver, I would avoid it. Yeah, she's like a celebrity pro-am kind of thing at like, Pokemon Raceway or something like that. Was it less embarrassing than her celebrity jeopardy appearance? Yes, that would actually be the same time which I was told on the rumor mill that somebody from somebody from TV caught her boyfriend Mr. X banging another chick in the hotel room. That very sudden again while she was while she was driving her sticks of car around Polk and O'Rees track.

You're going to be gone over three hours. What am I supposed to do? How many laps are you going to be gone for? Just curious. Could you not can do a rock for the first two hours, please? My cell phone's going to be off. So, all right. So here's the amazing story about Mike Gange driving Robbins car into the parking lot. Not knowing how to drive stick and John makes a hilarious joke here. Then only John would make. So I would do two things. I would try to get enough speed coming into the garage and make that turn and hit the ramp. So you've got to go up here. I would just stop right in the street Run up go get the parking guys. Yeah, I'm gonna get

Get it up and that problem still exists Shot it's okay. Get up. No, but anyway, we have fun left. Oh, it's all There's nothing interesting about this conversation. So I want to point something out Gange talking about how hard it was to park Robin's car. What's pretend they didn't work together at the Howard Stern show They worked together like an ad agency. This story would be so pointless. Okay, they did work at Howard Stern This story is so pointless. This is not a fun behind the scene story by any of you guys think that it didn't work. It's interesting because they're on the Howard Stern show.

Give us something good. Nothing. They have nothing. Oh, we have nothing. We have nothing to look forward to in this clipage. No, of course not. John's interviewing Ganty. What are you think's gonna happen here? It only gets worse. And actually, because now I know that you watch John's wedding tape because I watched you watch John's wedding tape. I'm one of our bonus shows. I have that.

Yes, and it was one of my favorite things, John's so pathetic. You know what? I found so much humor in that freaking thing. He didn't find it nearly as funny. I remember that. I mean, I'm dying to play that. I can't believe you played. I'm dying to play that.

Oh, it was hysterical. I know. It's one of my favorites. It really is. So this is John's going to start wedding shaming Gange here. Gange. Okay. You are marrying now, which, yeah. Congratulations. I guess I guess the invitation got lost in the man. Yeah. Maybe, you know, keep checking it. It might, it might still be coming. As I've been going, I'm hiding, I'm hiding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's just embarrassing. Hope coma wasn't invited to your wedding. We don't like you. But you came to mind. Yeah, he invited me so we gave. All right, so then. By the way, what are the odds that he would have gotten onto a plane flown across country,

gone to the wedding, given him a nice gift. It's funny, you say that because Gange even says, he goes, John, as if you wanted to get me a wedding gift. Right. And of course, John goes, oh, I want to go and do an awesome wedding gift. Like everyone knows how cheap John is.

But Monique brings up a good point. Yeah. What are those odds? Because if Ganges knew those odds, he may have sent an invitation playing the odds. Right. There's no way he would have come. Right.

Either way, but it's not even in his thoughts. Of course. He's not like, we got to invite John Melendez. Right. The guy who worked with eight years ago. Yeah. Or the wedding's off. Yeah.

Eight years. Keep going. But also, I think John Mellon is would be a shitty guest because he has to make everything about him. It would be like, opiate the party. Correct. Yeah. Or Chad Zubak at anything. It would be terrible for everyone. So now we're going to talk about the previous week. And I played clips of this where John brings on Scott, the engineer, just to embarrass Scott and replay the moments when Scott lost his temper and embarrassed himself. And so John isn't content with embarrassing Scott to his face. Now he's got to rehash that with Gangey for some reason. Yeah. And I said, I go, Scott, do you look back at those times that you lost it? And are

you embarrassed? And he goes, yes. That's good. Yeah, because you remember when he lost it on Howard, yeah, I have to push up. You better pay. You better pay. What's the point of this? This guy can dish it out, but just couldn't take it. We all remember that. We heard the, we heard the clip. He literally just went over this with Scott the week before.

Yeah. And now he brings on Gagey's like, hey, last week I was talking to Scott. Remember when he was such an asshole? What's your take on that, Gagey? He knows the problem is. So here he is trying to have a new show, right? So it's supposed to be something that's all the great, great people that have ever been on the Stern Show.

And he, John, has basically mined everything there is to mine from his knowledge from the Stern Show. There's nothing else. The well is trapped. Yes. So wouldn't you think that the whole point of the show wouldn't be to just all talk about happy fun times, but to really get like, do a little deeper, you know, into what they did. I mean, I don't know. I would

have done it completely differently than him. Me too. And I met Mike, you know, I've kind of for drinks with with Gangegan. he's like a really nice guy and everything, but I don't know what he brings to the old memories of the Stern Show at all, to be the thing guest. I'm going to answer that question for you because we're going to get into more questions from John. And again, being the brilliant interviewer that he is, he doesn't like to make it about himself. This is this is question number two. And Gensro never asked you, uh, who did you bet on when I fought Kaby? Great question. Hey, Genshi, thanks for coming on my show. Remember when I had that fight with Kathy? That was amazing, right? Remember that? Remember 22 years ago when I had a fight with Kathy?

I never asked you. I never asked you. I wonder why. All right. So the string of things I'm about to play for you now, because I only got 20 minutes into the show. We'll have to do a part two or this, it's all right. This is insane.

So it starts with him rehashing his boxing match with cabbie, the John Wond. What else did John win at? Tell everybody, Gage, you and I bet that I would, that you beat me in tennis. And not only did I beat you, then I beat you and your brother. Yeah. Wow. and your brother. Yeah. Wow. Could you imagine? Tell me, buddy.

Tell me, buddy. Don't worry, Gaggy. Tell him to serve how he beat you. Tell us. John, meet me at Tennis. Okay. Yeah. It's just all about him.

This is amazing. Oh, it gets even better. Let's talk about some more of Jon's triumph, shall we? And, you know, it's fun against, I also be buoy and Jackie and racquetball, you know, seven zip, neither one of them scored a point. And they said, I would be throwing myself against walls. Yeah, you didn't care.

You just wanted to win something. What do you mean, I'll tell you, it carried over to the tonight show, because I did a bid for the tonight show. It's carried over now. And I bet Shaq, that I would be the man basketball. in basketball. That's just waiting for that. Okay. So in radio, this is what you call momentum.

You're gonna roll. You're gonna roll now. Beat you a tennis, I beat Cambia. Foxing, I'm gonna wreck it. If I was there right now, I beat you in driving a car. It's gonna get a parked car. I think it can be his car's band. All right, Monique, in a park car. drinking beers. All right, Monique, I'm going to test you right now.

Cause I know you go, you go pretty deep with this stuff. So John is just bragged about beating cabbie at boxing, beating Gange at tennis, beating Gary and Jackie at racquetball beating Shack at basketball. What do you think he's going to brag about next? The Kareemah Dujibar rose. Okay. Well, if you're, if you're looking at it based on the time that passes, that'd be correct. But this is actually going back before beating Shack at basketball.

This would actually be beating Tom G. Asana. Oh, it This fucking guy brings on Gage first he gets pissed cuz he's like, what do you mean you're wife shopping? I need you for an hour so I could break them on all my accomplishments My accomplishments if you're not here. The roaches. Betty Long go. All right. So then because John is such a good interviewer, he decides to start goofing on Gangey for the time that Gangey was evicted from John's sublet the apartment. This is a cover up a lot lately for some reason.

We've just been at these chapters. I was booking everything and this is John laughing at Gange for getting kicked out of the apartment that John actually sublet to him. So it's like John's kind of the asshole on this. Wait a second. Was this when John got married and he moved in with his wife to their new place? Yes. I don't know if he was married, but yes, he moved in with Susanna. He moved in with Susanna. And then Mike Gange was living with. Grillo. Grillo. Yes. And

like a couple other randos too. Yeah, it was a shit all over the place. But you know, and I'm like, like, you know, and I see you guys. It's so funny because you were like, you were like trying to talk to your lawyer and your own scrambling. Grilla was like, I got nowhere else to go. I know. Dude, we didn't have one. I don't know. It was such a trying time. We were trying to figure out how to stay in the city making zero money.

You're really making $22,000 a year. Well, you just have to see me 9,000 a year at the Howard Stone Show at this time. He said, that's probably true. And John's going, remember when you got thrown out of your ass in your home was, ah, that was great. Okay, so yeah, I mean, it wasn't that funny. I don't know. Yeah, I'm sorry, you sub-led it. Doesn't that mean you still own the lease and you have to fucking find somebody to go

into the department so that they're actually paying the rent? Well, what happened was, and I have a feeling that John fucked this all up because I just know John's track record pretty well at this point, what happened was John got the notification that he was on the outs. And he gave them zero time to get out of there. He was just like, you guys got to go today. It's like, wait, what? We're talking about it. No, no, no.

It was an illegal sublet. He only sublet it until the end of his lease. Yeah. So and he never told them. Yeah. All right. This is, this is the clip where I had a fucking tap out. I'm like, no, no, not again.

No. When Howard was goofing on all of us for our Christmas presents. Oh, God. And I was the only one to call him out. And I went in there and go, Howard, you gave us a canister of popcorn and I stuck my fucking arm in there, thinking there was a check on the bottom. And

then when I walked out of the studio, you come up and you go, John, I did the same thing. I swear to God. Monique, I can't fucking take it. I can't take one more story about the fucking popcorn. Jesus, that's a Christ. I can't take it anymore. You were done. You were done at this point. By the way, your pause is just brilliant. Well, it's because I like to have good thumbnails for the videos that I make. So I find the right places for these videos to add. And you can get into the middle of talking. I'm just like, no, that's the frees way we want.

How much time do you want me to give him for the show? I think it's an hour. Oh, really? Like I said, I'm 20 minutes in. I had a tap out after the fucking popcorn. I'm like, I, that's enough. Yeah. I can't take it anymore.

But we'll find out. They'll be an exciting conclusion to this. Good times. By the way, our friend Mean Doug, Doug from Who's Right, I'm not saying he's dumb, he's just slow. He's slowly realizing that in order to get views on YouTube, you have to put Centering John's name in the title, you have to put a picture of John, I have the thumbnail of it.

So he's starting to figure this out. Hi, my name's Renon, am I speaking with a Mr. Plenty? We're ready. I've got a question for you. I have a real problem. It's so what you're going to do. I'm just a shak. Dear Flavby, you guys are 100 shock jocks

and could attract a whole new audience and make a lot of money by covering Stuttering John for 10 minutes to show or something. Talk to Carl and get this set up. There's a whole industry built around this guy. We'll see if you guys are too lazy to do this in three months when you get around to reading this. You have any interest in doing that?

I do. But for a different reason than what you are thinking. Okay. I agree with the comment. You guys are too lazy to do it. T.J. Thanks for stopping by. Drake, talk you later.

Hey, welcome, Poopscook. That was an good one. T-Shay. Thanks for stopping by, Drake. Talk you later. You're welcome, Poobscook. That was an easy one. Okay. So, we just had a conversation off the air where you essentially said we need to do better at seeing what's trending so that we can jump on it and become relevant. Yeah, in my own way. Right. You didn't say that word, not even close to word for. Yeah, in my own way. Yeah. Right.

You didn't say that word, not even close to word for word, but that's essentially what you said. Yes. I'm sorry. Time out. Okay. All right. So who's right is a podcast that we reviewed five years ago,

five and a half years ago, and we should have a pretty hard. And this guy, Doug, that you see in the upper right corner, had to really get such a humor about it. And now he's co-hosted the show with me a bunch of times. He's one of the fan favorites on who has contest. Okay. And so what's going on? What's the wording behind their names there?

Is this like the way it's actually set up? I guess, yeah. Like, what is that? Um, unprofessional? The guy's wearing a shirt that says, can I pee in your butt? And you're like, I don't know if this show is as polished as a good thing.

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I don't think I can get that straight. Carter's doing very well, though. That's definitely for sure. All right. I want to report on a very slow news day. Maybe the slowest news day in the history of news. Turning 40 is a milestone. Some celebrate with a surprise party,

maybe a trip to Vegas, maybe go skydiving. But Tom Myers, he doesn't want to be front and center on stage with all that attention on him. So what's he doing for his 40th? He'll be front and center on stage. They're gonna be hallowed. What kind of setup was that? First of all time Myers

He doesn't want to be the center of attention. He'll be doing a comedy show where he's on stage. What? Well, what's that? I'm fired aren't I? I'll see myself out holy shit. I mean his PR is impressive though. Wow. Yeah So this story is, bakers. William Hamden. Go for that.

When it rains, the punch lines pour. Started doing improvisational stuff at drama classes at the Boston High School, Go Coopers. Do not, this guy is turning 40. I'm saying I was going to fall in high school. Gokuers do not this guy is turning 40 So he's guy who died at 40 he looks like a guy who has a 40-year-old sod Yeah, if he were to virtue. He's grown his hair out fucking hippie He's waiting to the come over. Yeah, he're starting to listen to the Beatles. I was just gonna hit.

Edgy. False and high school go-goovers. Do not enter. Now that's a joke. You want to enter the Louroo. I gradually wanted to do stand up when I was a student at Goucher College. Go-gofers. Little Tommy Myers turns 40.

Like most people. He was wearing a bow tie. That's the funniest he ever was. Never got a fire. I think it spins. My ears turns 40. Like most people they say I'm the first one in my family to go to college. Like not me. I'm the first one in my family to get yelled at while I'm on stage by some loser playing video poker. So I didn't have that joke figured out at a time though. I knew it was gonna be a long one.

Not fun out of all. Wow, I just came to him. I'm the first one in my family to get heckled by Assault. Who's a Trump supporter and uh yeah the stand-up comic who travels all over has invited his friends from all over to join him Friday night on stage friends from all over where Baltimore yeah talking about all over the room we're gonna get a guy from back there from over here sir what's your name We got from back there. That's up over here.

Sir, what's your name? When you do comedy, the thrill, hearing people laugh. Ben, you can do something terrible there. We're really loosing stuff. Oh, God. This woman is a monster. The thrill, hearing people laugh. Ben, you can do the same material three or four times in a night and have it go three or four completely different ways because the odd.

Sometimes they booze, sometimes they yaw. Yeah, they throw things. Throw tomatoes. Supposed of the audience. You can eat really well if you need to. And he had come to pretzels. The end since the X Factor. Tom got his funny bone from his granddad and dad.

I loved being on stage. He's just being from his granddad. Yeah, I know. But there's so many clips of, I'll stand up. There's nobody there. You can tell there's no part. Tom was getting used to seeing this. Dad and dad.

I loved being on stage, just performing stuff that I'd written and a bunch of people telling me, just, hey, you're, I like this. So come fight tonight, you'll put your people telling me! That it was funny! Yeah, I would say that! Hey, that's a big, brilliant, it's all brilliant. I was whiteboard it so The next segment Yeah, I'll be back in every way just hey, you're I like this so come fight tonight

So we can this whiteboard it says late night open mic and then top-mire's birthday show and then a late night open mic and then Saturday night showcase late night open mic and then Saturday night showcase. Oh, it doesn't hurt Julie case. Okay, sorry. You know what Julie? And featuring for top buyers. That's worse than spinal tab in the decline. I don't scream. Stop my belly hurts.

It stands for wojikowski. Like where's your house key? It's a rush. Like it's like it's an absolute. Just talk on seeing the suit down to an empty room! Ah, sir, can we turn off the stage lights at Cosmoney? Did you see the way the camera pulled out to like this completely empty room?

Did I? I would have seen it again. This is my favorite thing from this piece so far. It's a rush, but it's absolutely high. It's an absolute high. This is the kind of stuff I do when I'm doing my stand-in material. Although I don't necessarily think it's appropriate for the local news. It is. Unlike anything else, and then they applaud, they applaud.

Oh my God, they had to have examples of applause. Three people who are interviewed have to applaud themselves. Yeah, that's definitely time Wow, what does the sound of you applaud it sounds like this One guy next is probably produced it's so bad Happy 40 funny man That's tomorrow night at 8 o'clock down at the loons room down there in the blue and

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the the the the You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Alright, I am excited to say we are doing a mashup segment right now. This has never been done before, but I am going to do a... It's time. Too much. Too much.

Combined with a... Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I go for the girl Because that's absurd.

That's right. It finally happened. Great job, awesome. Patty C. Cups, new YouTube show. Just featured Chad Zumak. And... Wow. This is Epic. So today, as requested through many comments, Chad Zumak and Wow, this is epic

So today as requested through many comments. We're talking to Z-Man or Also known as chatty daddy Kevin Brennan's Patoon the comedy user or Harvlin Penny Dorp But better known as Chadwick T. Zumak Honestly, that's the funniest thing. Paddy is ever. I know. And ever will say. We're not gonna get Kevin Brunton's bit to tune. It's not gonna be hilarious.

Good job, Paddy. Wow. That's epic. I also like that he says, based on the requests. So wait, we can request him to feature things? That's good to know. Yeah. I want to get Paddy's take on all sorts of shit. But Chad, do but Chad do wants a good start this is a good place to start so let's see what

by the way Chad Witties so much when panty see cup starts ducky got you things are not going well yeah this is really a signal just hang it up just hang it this is side from a bob right here, Chad. This is bad. Zumaq has somehow weaseled his way in the comedy without any skills. And unlike Brendan Shobb, he doesn't have anything to show for it. Although similar and mental ability, the thick one from the Golden Hour podcast

has garnered success from his stupidity. And yet Chad can't seem to do anything other than guests on a Kevin Brendan garbage hour He's literally saying chattis worse than Brendan's job. Yeah, which is the most insulting thing you say to any comic I would think I don't know I get to worse than that He weaseled his way into comedy without any skills God damn it two for two so far. Yeah, what else you got here Yeah. God damn it, two for two so far. Yeah, what else you got here?

And even though he's on the show with such talents as Bob Levy, Chad offers nothing and continues to be the most pointless part of any conversation unless you're trying to figure out how to get caught stealing somebody else's credit card. Boom! Clearly, Chad's a product of many accidental drops on the cranium as a youth. Chad lives his life in a one-bedroom apartment,

and I know that's not so bad if you're in New York. But I'm pretty sure Chad's in Florida. He's living like a retired church pianist. Yet Chad has done nothing. He spends each MLC abomination claiming to know famous person after famous person, and honestly, his relations with those people are much like yours and mine not existent

Wow, yeah, see what happens when you write stuff down patty. Yeah, you are on fire Yeah, but also chads very easy to goof on well, yeah, he's a pathetic human being But wow, this is the best thing he's ever done. Yep. This is so far so good. Okay, let's let's keep it Are you familiar with Miss Real Love's company? I'm not really, but I love everything about this. Yeah, that show is Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. And Chad was gone for like a year and they brought him back recently. And all they do is rip on him to his face.

That's his only role on the show is to be the guy they goof on. It's a beautiful thing if you can get somebody to do that. I know. It's great. I would have chaed on this show if he would do that. Be amazing. Now we can sit here and make fun of Chad's juvenile attempts at stand up, but that's

been done. Most of us know Chad is shit at comedy. I mean, he only works with Kevin Brennan who lives a perpetual life of jealousy and apparently that's funny. Grow up Kevin, Sheppell never liked you. Whoa! Kevin Brennan gets some shrapnel from him. What a Kevin ever do. All right so this is where he loses me a little bit. It starts funny and you guys have to explain to me what this joke is from Patty. Chad is the quintessential wannabe athlete, Dork. And that's much worse than simply being a Dork.

But attempting to get a Letterman's jacket while having zero skills, of course you end up being the funny guy on the team. They keep you around for giggles. That's Chad. Chad thought his teammates were laughing with him, but even sadder, is Chad still believes they were. Hence the many unsuccessful attempts at being a stand-up comedian. Chad is seconds away from referring to one of the greatest comics in history as George Carlton. That's where he lost me right there. He's seconds away from referring to

George Carlton as George Carlton. Does that mean he's bad a comedy or he's dumb? Both? Well, we know the truth. I think he was good for like that first three minute bang out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From here. This video is only six minutes long. I tried to pull all the bangers out of it. So I just have one more clip. And God, this is this is fucking this is rough for Chad this is the tough one here in the end I want this to be funny and even making fun of Chad

isn't funny I guess I'll stick to the thick gringo from Colorado let me know your thoughts in the comments like share and don't forget to subscribe according to patty Chad is so unfoddy that even making fun of Chad is can't be funny. That's very impressive. And I have a quick note to Patty's seatups. What? Did we just become best friends? Yup.

Yeah. That's amazing, buddy. So proud of you. So well done. Very cool. How did C cups normally do? So he's the most prolific podcast from the history of podcast. And he's hosted over 100 different podcasts.

And every time we discover a new podcast that he's the host of, he gets people to listen to it because we tell people to go check it out. And then it's freaked out and he's a band and it starts to do. Are you kidding? No, it's insane, the guy's crazy. Wow, I love people like that. I think that's phenomenal. Well, it's funny because this YouTube channel

is the latest thing that he's doing, and he's putting some work into it, and he's making a bunch of videos that are interesting, and we got a few subs recently. We got up to like 300 something, and he immediately went to Instagram and went, you people aren't something for the right reason. I don't watch one my video. I don't have a channel. And when that experience was infinitely better than the opening that John just did for his new

papa films, productions, they got like brilliant. Very, very, very, very, brilliant. We have too much to talk to you this week about this week. So I'm not going to get to a but big news in our world, huge following out between Kevin Brunner and Anthony Cumia. It was interesting. Yeah. So I was watching Anthony's show on Thursday and normally it's Kevin Brunner

and then on Thursday, along with Bob Levy. And then Kevin decided to throw a tantrum and say, Anthony's not paying him enough. Has this happened before though, am I crazy? No, it happens. It's like fucking, you can set your watch to it. Yeah, this is what Kevin does, the Kevin bread and cycle. So, Anthony's like, what the fuck, he's a guest on my show.

And now for nothing, what Kevin just started showing up. He like took, he like hopped into an elevator with some other guy and got up onto the floor and then, oh, he's zoomed out. Yeah, seriously, he did. And so, he's just like, if you wanna come on Thursday, that's cool. And then Anthony started giving him a hundred bucks to cover his fucking, you know, tolls or whatever.

And so now, Kevin's going, I won't do this for $100. He's throwing a fucking whole hissy fed. He's saying that Anthony doesn't pay anyone and that's why he loses everyone from compound. So then I'm watching on Thursday. Anthony has Jim Foran T9. They thought they're going to have Kevin and Bob. Bob didn't show up because Bob's team Kevin because he's on Miss League of those company.

So he's trying to play the middle. Of course, Foran teams Mr. Middle too. So he's watching Kevin Brennan's Miss with his company live and commenting on it in real time. And they're watching him watch them. It's this fucking thing that goes on. But anyway, it's funny. You should check it out on a cap on media. But there's YouTube videos. But basically, Anthony's like, I am out of the Kevin Brennan business. I will not work with him ever again is

where he left this off, which will be fun because I'm going to be hanging out with both Anthony and Bob Levy this weekend. Yeah. So that looks great timing. I'm excited for you guys. So is it all like you're totally prepared? You're totally prep for this because you know how much I love to reach out to you. Is it trolling us right now?

All right. I'll give you the scoop, Monique, since you asked, there's three events going on. There's a comedy showcase Friday night, followed by karaoke. That is good to go. We have a great lineup of comics. We have the karaoke guy hired. Jenny Jingles will be running the show. She's done it before.

She's awesome. It's going to be great Saturday afternoon. We're doing live podcasts. The Uncle Rico show and who are these podcasts? That's gonna be easy peasy. I've already picked out what we're gonna be talking about for the most part. I just gotta figure out the segments

who's gonna be on it, what we're doing. But that's not a problem, that's what I do. And I'm not worried about Uncle Rico either. We have Vinnie and Iso be running the video portion of it. It's all gonna be recorded. It's gonna be beautiful. It's gonna be beautiful. That's gonna be awesome. The Dabby Award ceremony.

I have multiple meetings about this. We are collecting, this is gonna be fucking incredible. I'm so much looking forward to this, Dabby Awards, because we have all these different categories for Stuttering John. And we have all these video clips that will be nominating. You have to figure out which is going to win.

Like, you know, the best rule or the best green screen fail or, you know, the most impatient guest, you know, things like that. And one of the things that we'll be doing throughout the night is the funniest face freeze, like we've been looking at tonight. Or today. Maudi, because just any time you pause on him,

it just looks like a monster, which is hilarious. I can't have any categories for that, man. I think there's 12 categories in total. We have a Lifetime Achievement Award going out to a dabbleer who may or may not be in attendance. We're gonna have a dabble battle run by Missy Bee again,

where you come up and do your best entering John impression in order to win prizes. So no, we are definitely have this under control. There's some things to work on, but we have this under control. It's gonna be a great event. Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's gonna be,

the concept of it is phenomenal, even if it was brought up by surely, but. The shulyain is intense. Oh my God. I'm sorry. It's just so easy to pick on him. Yeah. What is that? Sorry. No, it's fine. Honestly, a lot of people are coming to the show. It's going to be fantastic whether it fails, which I don't think it will, but if it does, that's going to be amazing to see too. I don't know how we can go wrong here.

You've learned from past live shows, right? So every time you do it, you learn something new and then you move on and do something even better. That's the new work. Correct. What I learned from my last live show in New York is I should not be the host of the show and the guy running all the tech. I should have both of those jobs. Not good. Yeah, that's not that's not a good move. So I'm not running tech at this.

Oh, it starts on Friday and it ends on Sunday or is it just Friday and Saturday? Just Friday and Saturday. Yeah. Okay. Fun. And then we'll be offering food. Is this like food? In fact, we're talking food? Is this like a food? In fact, we're talking to the club about having a food special. We're gonna have the cream Abdul Jabbar roast beef sandwich. Who's gonna be Kors Light specials?

Hope it has some bloaty sandwiches. It's gonna be something else. Are you serving Kors? Obviously. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're in talks with Wright Wizner who's the distributor in this area It's going to be something else. Are you serving course? Obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're in talks with right whizner who's the distributor in this area about getting a whole

course special going to the show. I don't know why John wouldn't show up to this. It's going to be like his happen. Did I not say it from the beginning that he should embrace the total?

Embrace the daddlers and then you have defeated them. And you know what he said to you, Monique, because I remember this very well. No, I really said he goes, Monique, there's like a few hundred people in these subreddits. But there are millions of still doing John fans out there. Why would I play Kate to this handful of haters or trolls? Yeah. Where there's all these fans fast forward.

John has realized he has no fans. And there's a convention. He doesn't even do a show any more. It's amazing. I wonder what he's going to win up doing. I'm like so curious about like what happens to a starving John? Well, I have a feeling I know what's going to happen next, but I'm hoping that he turns things around and rebounds on this one.

I'll be pulled to rebound down from Shaqille O'Neal and gets his life right. We're in for him. We'll see. You know, you don't communicate with him anymore, right? No, I've actually changed my phone number. Oh, man, I know that someone's got to reach out to him and be the voice of reason. You know what? I would be happy to do that.

You know, he changed his number as well. I'd be happy to do that at some point. I mean, it's a little too close to how much trolling he's done to me in the last like six months. So it's a little too close to home right now. But yeah, he's an asshole. He's an he really is an asshole. I almost have no words to convey to you. How much I think I'm so little of him at this moment. I sleep well at night because I know that OP is a giant douchebag And considering John is a total asshole.

So I have no problem goofing out these guys. And like I said to you, I think in a text, it's just that John has become absolutely what he could not stand in people, which is a troll. And he's become that person out of hate, and jealousy, and anger, and having one of the thinnest, feckin skins on a human being ever. Imagine Monique thinking that you're so talented and gifted

and that you have to be because you're on the Howard Stern show and you had this big name and then you got hired for the tonight show and you did all this stuff and you made a movie and you had these tours with your band just to realize that you're none of these things. Like it's got to be crushing. I would imagine, for a poor job to realize, oh, shit, I actually don't tell them. No, no.

That is the case for all of them. They really is the case for pretty much anybody who leaves that show. You know, that they think they are bigger than the show they were on or as big. It's like, okay, yeah, at your peak, you had 30 million people listening, but not to you. You are part of the team. I mean, the only person that leaving that show worked out for is Brent Hatley. We can all agree on that.

All right. I want to bring Hannah. Hannah, I review girl. If Hannah is ready to join the stream, there she is. I'm here. Hannah. Are you green screening it today? No, I'm in my basement.

It's somehow creepy. I just said, was it green screen this way? Oh, I'm in my basement. It's somehow I just I was a green screener I think I'm zoom in on this you can wow there's yeah No way that's real I'm not buying this real no way that's real No way can you touch something there? No, those behind me. I was actually talking about your boobs. There's no way. No way that's real. Wow. She's interacting with a green screen outside. Hannah, you look beautiful. You look like you're getting your hair done recently.

Thank you. I didn't. I just brushed it in six of the days. Well, we will see you at Dabblecon a week from today. Yeah, Friday. It'll be the Friday. Yeah, even better. Excellent. We're looking forward to that. And we'll get you on to read some reviews. But before we review, we have to play the game show that's sweeping the nation. Now, Monique, this is a show called to catch an alien. Now, Monique, this is a show called To Catch an Alien. What you're gonna see is this guy Tommy from MS. Yes. So what you're gonna see is you're gonna see Tommy.

Praise yourself. Having some type of conversation about something. And then we're gonna cut it short and we have to guess what he's gonna say next. We're gonna get multiple choices though to figure that out. All right. So pay close attention here. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show

to catch Unalien Are you ready to play? To catch Unalien potato is not getting all and so again finding your life less than perfect is a waste of time. Okay me personally at the moment If my ex-wife is banging the judge that's gonna make the decision at the moment I would be like oh this is not gonna be good now after it. Yeah, whatever's done over with but at the moment I'm like this is exactly what would happen to me for that day and then I won't give a shit well good

Then be then be then being the don't give a shit day Don't worry my high school sweetheart left me give a shit. Well good. Then be in the don't give a shit day. Don't worry. My high school sweetheart left me for a detective, so whatever. Yeah. Go for you. Yeah. Yeah. Long story.

Anyway. So again, they're getting back to it. Nothing has any power except the power that we give to it. Well, we believe to be true is true for us. What we focus on expands, oh, by the way, I didn't finish the end of that story. We're shooting a documentary 12 weeks. We're gonna take 12 people

and we're gonna make at least one of them a millionaire in that time. Or if I'm not able to make one of them a millionaire, I'm gonna give $2 million to charity. And the person that makes the most money over a million dollars, number one, they all get to keep their money since they're money They're not paying me to teach them. I'm doing it for the documentary. I'm doing it for the example The person that makes the most money over a million bucks. I'm gonna give an additional one million dollar prize to

Now that's how the government should work. Yes, where you get paid you reward the ones that are doing well The ones are doing well. I think that's a great motto Well, this thing is gonna I really believe it's gonna be a paradigm shit for people You reward the ones that are doing well. The ones that are doing well. I think that's a great motto. Well, this thing is going to, I really believe it's going to be a paradigm shift for people. Yeah. I really believe people are going to look at this show and they're going to say, it's not difficult to make money. It's different, which it is.

Well, like you said, if you have that mindset that not how can I will I that is there? How can I, will I, that is there? What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I have a million. I just have to go get it. In Guam. B, it's like you just need to unleash the power within three, the turtle and the rabbit. Right?

It's like that. Next. next if you can't see yourself in a Lambo you'll never drive one lastly I mean I don't need to know how to fly a plane to get to Chile I just need to buy a ticket to catch. Fun alien. All right. I always go first. I think it might be number two, but I'm going to go with number four, which was the if you can't see yourself in the lab. Yeah, you won't drive. But Monique, what do you think? Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking that I think that it's number two. It might even be number five, but I would love to go with number four.

But just for shits and giggles, let me go with number one. Oh, wow, curveball. All right, number one, Hannah. I'm gonna go with number three. The turtle in the hair. Turtle in the red turtle and the rabbit Well shit, that's hilarious. I hope it's that one. All right. I'm gonna go with a boring old two which is

Unleashed the power within all right Which it is well like you said if you have that mindset that not how can I, will I, that is there? I have a million. I just have to go get it in Guam. How am I going to get to Guam? If that's how you think, I mean, that's good shit. I mean, there's nothing else to say.

And again, it's the same thing with my kids. If they want Jesus, that's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the hypnotic persuasion to catch an alien brought to you by the Subreddit Surfing YouTube channel. Subscribe today for exclusive access to Subreddit Surfing Replays. Also, stay tuned for subreddit surfing live. That's such on con. So go to whtplive.com for tickets to DoubleCon. whtplive.com. Okay, thanks.

Thanks, Kenneth. So wait, is he doing a live subreddit surfing at Double, devil kind of wasn't aware of that, but all right, cool. I, I just can't even, that potato was so funny. It's just amazing to me. You know, he asked me to come on the show really early on. I should really probably do it now. Oh, yeah. That's really funny.

For sure. Monique, beginners luck. Thank you so much credit on this. Yeah, that was really my last choice, but it makes sense. It obviously makes sense. I am echoing again. So I'm going to let you go. You've been so gracious with your time today.

It was super fun, guys. Thank you so much. Of course, radio gunk is where you want to go to hear Monique on her show, but also they have the message board there, and you can go and participate in all things Howard Stern and other shows as well. In D-Mail, so promote, I'm starting a new show. Probably going to do it tomorrow, depending on when I can get the bed laid down for the opening

for it, it's called Rotten Reddit. And first couple of episodes are going to be on Ilaria Baldwin and her never-ending brood of children and her husband that clearly isn't shooting blanks. So there's that. Yeah, I'm actually the last episode of who are these social that do with Brian Mike. We were playing Eric Baldwin on Instagram live pleading for people to follow his wife to social. She would get to a million followers for her birthday. That was so important there that she had a million followers. Yeah, they they big for it and she got it.

So now she's just doing content, which is insanity. It's insane. So yeah, I'm all over that. So Sunday night, I think at nine o'clock. Does she do the the Spanish accent, even though she grew up in Boston? Yes, that's exactly who she is. She's Hillary from Blossom.

So yeah, super fun. I'm looking forward to doing that. I'm so tired of Howard. So yeah, I don't blame you. I tried to listen to Howard Stern show and pull clips. I did recently do some clips on the Drew and Mike show. That's the pace of that show is so slow. It's so tedious.

I have a hard time even listening to make fun of it. It's glacial actually. And the worst it is, the more clips I get from it, because he just he's just constantly in in lie mode now. You know, he totally has revisionist history on on how the show became as successful as it is. So yeah. Well, Daniel Carver was the one using the N word, not Howard Stern as we all know.

Of course not. Of course not. All right, guys, well, thanks for having me and it was fun yeah I'm seeing you take care and see you soon this was great thanks Monique it's great to have you uh AJ Benzo bless good bye see ya all right god damn echo hey the echo went away. Yeah, go figure. What do you know that works? What have we done today? We've done it all We talked about opi radio. We did a deep dive into one live stream Nice call out from Noah Jenda stuttering John. We had the mr. Magenta

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Okay, great show. good job everybody. From YouTube, J. Horvath starts things off with, Trucker Andy's inflection and Wit makes him a great co-host. I'll never forget, he's turning into a monster. Uno Salita, Grillo seems like such a happy-go-lucky, take everything in stride kind of guy. I can't understand why he still talks to John. Sacrifice John notes, those aren't degrees hanging on the wall. They're his first, second, and third grade report cards,

also known as John's Peak Years, Avid and the Expositor. Ayo! More shoelry free and potato free content, please keep it that way. Hashtag, detach from hacks. Kaybrinks suddenly breaks into. Killer without spam. Howard managed to surround himself with enough damage and broken people to hide his shattered personality. Once he was isolated in his bubble, he became the saddest whack-packer of all. Justice is served. God takes a while, but he gets there.

Rotary phone. I know John is finally getting what he deserves from life, which is nothing, but it still aggravates me how highly John thinks of himself. He really does think that women love him, and he's charming. Two pistols. He downs those beers like all the bitterness and disappointment can't be washed away quick enough. Rikie, dowsing the fires of failure with a torrent of course light.

Captain Kong quotes Grillo, if you doubt his intelligence, just look at what he's accomplished. Drunk, broke, lonely, fat, bitter, what am I missing? Domo Creole. Steve Grillo has zero self-esteem, imagine feeling inferior to Stutt Joe. Happy days, to John, a trivial job like answering phones becomes talent scout or casting agent. How pathetic. 10 Mark, his lawyer has litigated in court several times, which is good because when you litigate in a parking lot,

you tend to be less successful. Like Johnson, there is a rumor that John has taken time off to get in shape for YouTube box-in. And regarding our two girls' one blunt episode, Go Go Gadget Wang in the Discord rights, I'm actually glad this show exists, because if you know a girl who listens to it, it's an automatic signal to never speak to her again. Inak-F, dunks-width, they tried writing a theme song for two girls one blunt, but there was only one

rhyme, and goes on to ask, is it the deep-throating that causes the vocal fry, Rekko-pines? I hope these women die of island death, and super radical loot replayra plays us out with on behalf of all Ohioans I'd like to apologize for Zuma also Carter is an eye to hotel Alright, that's enough out of you, man Hand is my girl now. Yeah, do we have any new reviews that you can read for us? Yes, I'm going to do two today and save the other ones for Wednesday. OK.

OK. Well, I thought she was going to be on a Wednesday. It does sound that way. It's interesting. She's back. My schedule has changed, so. OK. OK.

Smile talk overload from Vlad. It's just two hours of club footcarl trying to catch an alien by smile talking it to death while net picking people for vocal fry. Who listens to the scarbage? Boom! That sounds like a five-star to me, Hannah. Mm-hmm.

It is. I like that. Could you imagine reading that smile talking trying to catch an alien? Want to check this show out? I've been murdered. I think that. Could you imagine reading that smile talking, try to catch an alien? Want to check this show out? Into those things. All right. All right. The next one is audio poison by rage of gauge.

This is the worst thing I've ever heard. Give it a listen since they reviewed sleepy cabin, big mistake. This clubfooted no talent hack should learn how to give constructive criticism. After listening to every episode in six months, I can say that my life has only gotten worse. I suppose I may have to sign up for their Patreon to see if any good content is found there.

Nothing good is free, apparently. Yes, by the way, if you hate our show, send it for our Patreon. Yeah, the top level. Yes, 25 bucks a month if you hate our show, send it for our Patreon top level. Yes, 25 bucks a month. That's where you get all the good stuff. That sounds like another five star, Anna. It is.

People are following my instructions. I appreciate that. Awesome. Well, thank you for for reading those. And let's check out. We got a few voicemails here. People want to be heard on the show. And who might have said no.

All right, here's my entry for the Tom Myers improv bit. Tom Myers at ground zero. I'm going in a little half-coffed here because I'm sitting in traffic. Here we go. This is my pressure to Tom Myers at ground zero on 9-o-Line. The only thing worse than Maryland drivers is apparently Saudi Arabian drivers because they crashed into the World Trade Center. But at least they didn't do heroin All right, that's my question of Call me that That was a good time I was a trash head. Yeah, wow I'm gonna work on mine. Yeah, seriously. All right. What else is going on guys? Don't be corny. I about you? Don't be gross.

I think you've got to fetish for girls who are fucking gross, Carl. That's why you keep reviewing their fucking podcast. It's fucking gross. And you focus on that shit. It's like, oh man, I'm so disgusted. But I'm going to keep talking about it. Fucking gross. Shut up, Carl.

Fuck off. Hey, come me back when you have a second, I got some immediately to look at. Thank you. Right. Right. Well, you know, we did a vick on the show for about a year so you might be out to something.

It's a good point. All right. Hey, Carl, it's quick. So I asked about what the marking on the car means about extravagant things. Yeah. I'm glad that you called him because if you remember, these weirdos thought they're being sex trafficked in LA because somebody wrote with a pen, like a washable pen on their window where they were parked. Yeah. Well, it all started when Middle East women entered TikTok because they're put these and

dried up and they have no action in their life and they started making all these crazy claims about how if you see a tissue tucked into your door handle that means that they're going to follow your home and rape you and it's just like well no one wants to rape you, you fat pig. Anyway so they started this weird thing that if anything is touching your car, when you come back to it, it means you're going to be sex traffic. And it started this whole fear that we don't have to deal with women complaining about. Or like, there was a piece of box that's my car.

I'm going to die. No, you're not. That's where it all comes from. It's stupid women on TikTok. That's usual. Well, that's retarded. All right, and I don't know about that, but I'll take your word for it. Because we're stupid here. Yeah. Hey, Carl, instead of dabbling in convention,

tell it you've dabbled in making a good fucking show. Hey, you've got to call me back. Boom! You're hired, sir. Well done. All right. Hey, Carl. This is Dylan from somewhere. First time, long time. So I bought a DVD copy of one too many, especially for the audio commentary. And John does not disappoint. My favorite bit of trivia is that John's daughter appeared during the montage, about 30 minutes into the movie. They had a hard time getting her to smile as directed

because it was 2.30 AM. The original child actor didn't show up earlier in the day. They pushed this completely unnecessary shot until the end. And father of the year, John had someone rip his sleeping daughter out of bed to be the center of attention on a movie set. Simply amazing. See you double com. Yeah. I have actually seen that clip somebody posted

it somewhere. John doing the commentary for his movie. I can't wait. It should just be him with his palm in his face. Just going on my cap. Can't believe I made this movie. It's he's going oh this palm in his face. Just go on my calf. Can't believe I made this movie. It seems going, oh, this is a great story. Yeah. Couldn't get his own daughter to fucking laugh. That's hilarious. We might have access to that DVD.

Don't we know someone who ordered it? Yeah, me. Yeah. Do you have the commentary track on it? Oh, it hasn't arrived yet. Okay. So I want to check that out Okay, we'll have a little party. Yes What do you do for the Super Bowl when I watch that instead? Yeah, totally

Curd of you Curd have actually called into the show. I know he's not here right now, but thankfully he called into the show Hey Carl, this is Carl I hate to be calling you on your message mission. But the other guy that called me the other day, she's right. I do saw it in a long show way too much. But I know who the book everything is going to be on the top.

I guess I can only answer the again. Sorry. Got your buddy. Hey, buddy. I don't even get to got your buddy. Hey, but I I don't know but I um so that was Cardiff obviously and uh that's gonna do it for voice mails and welcome back to the show. I like your new studio setup.

Yeah. Thanks. It really does not look real. I know. It makes me want to fix something like your studio. Yeah, I think it's just the lighting. Yeah, well also you look like you're out of the, there's something about you being framed up in there that looks a little photoshopped.

You know what it looks like? It looks like the prequels of Star Wars. You kind of look like a Jar Jar big. Like I don't think that thing's actually there. Well, was that mean I'm sorry, I went too far. I take it all back. I do. Yeah, all right.

You know it's been, Hannah's almost as funny as Jar Jar. Yeah, almost. So brutal. All right, this has been a fantastic episode. What do you guys think? That was a great episode. That was really great. Oh Thanks, Patton. I appreciate that with a corn ball. All right. We're gonna get out of here, right? This dude is fucking corny

Hannah, thanks for stopping by. We'll see you again on Wednesday. Hey, thanks Okay, folks. You stupid fucking blah blah blah blah! Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! Don't fuck yourselves. Have a good week.