Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep382 - Literotica

Episode Date: February 2, 2023

The two worst ways to consume porn are in writing and audio-only formats. Literotica is a website that houses tons of fan fiction erotica. This podcast isn't that, it's interviews with the people who spend way too much time writing and voice acting sex scenes. Vinnie Paulino joins us to learn more about LushInLace, a woman who pretends to suck on penises while sounding like she might start crying. We also get an update on how Kevin Brennan feels about Chad Zumock, we finish up John's final Stern Show Sunday Special episode with Gange, we read a text from Harrison Young, and we check in on the Spotify-exclusive podcast MSCS Media. https://thecreepoff.com/ Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Go to magicmind.co/watp and use discount code WATP20 for 20% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Couseru. Couseru. Slapperoonie. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-G-P! W-A-T-P! We're going to need to get some room to welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the show that made Centering John Famous. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, the People's Champ, the Tower of Twinkies, it's Vinnie

Paulino! Don't knock me over! Please go to WhoAreThese.com, you can get Twinkies, it's Vinnie Paulino! Don't knock me over! Please go to whoarethese.com, you can get your email address, voice mail number, link to the sub right at link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and of course the link to our Patreon and Supercasts featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We just dropped easy for you to say, part 11. And that was with our friend Mike Morse from the Uncle Rico show the other guy on the Uncle Rico show and

producer Chris and I Breaking down more already laying chapters. Yeah Fasting stuff. Yeah, he dedicated chapters to already laying. Oh, he trash talks everyone. Why know that? He does them a chapter at a time Okay, he does it out of love talks everyone. Well, I know that he does him a chapter at a time. Oh, and he does it out of love. You guys almost make me want to subscribe to your Patreon. It's a lot of fun. We get a lot of positive feedback on I'm definitely going to be upset when we get finally finished this book.

He's for you to say started over. Well, or you know, but that's the best way to pay John to write another book. Everything that's happened to him since he wrote that book. The fascinating. Well, no, I shouldn't say that. It'll be all fucking politics, never mind. Never mind, no word, bucks. After you've reviewed this book and your minds,

did he use a ghost writer at all or is this just him? I think it was just him because it's so poorly written and formatted and according to Mike Morris who has the physical copy, there's typos all over the place Well, you know the way I see it. He could only do better the second time. Yeah, right? Well, I died that's pay the man could you imagine and then I started a podcast and it went swimmingly oh god You'll appreciate this You'll appreciate this in the chapters that we were doing. He covered

both that time. He was on the Arty and Anthony show that you and I reviewed. Yeah. And he how well did it go according to him? Well, he's the hero. According to him, Anthony was on the offensive because Arty made Anthony not like him anymore. And I explained because you and I watched that entire video. Yeah. The first 15 minutes for already even got there was Anthony was not being computational. He was just going, Hey Keith, we had something that you want to tell you. You know, Hey, we asked you to take care of the guys when you use the studio. Just throw them a few bucks next time. Yeah. That was a job. And I already like kind of burned his bridge at that point.

Oh, yeah. And he's the hero. Okay. So he makes up the fact that Anthony just ought to know where had a problem with Stetterie John, which he didn't. Is that the one where he was giving Anthony shit for not supporting his Senate campaign? Where he was basically begging him for money. Why don't you support me? Even though he lives in New York and John was running in California. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, why don't you have one of these T shirts? You know, the Stetterie John first, Senator. And Anthony goes, well, give me one. He goes why why don't you have one of these t-shirts you know the John first senator and Anthony goes well give me one he goes no No, you got to donate to get a Jesus Christ. I remember that And the best part not to rehash this whole thing. It's up on YouTube. It's worth watching the best part

That was when senator he John goes lick it if I become senator all those legal troubles you have will go away I'm like dude this you can't be this corrupted. I didn't even office yet. He's so transparent. He's so bad at it. So fucking funny. I promised to abuse my power. So, so then he storms off the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Remember an hour early, he quits a football. Yeah, he quits. He's to go watch football with his brother, he left it five o'clock. It came to our to eight thirty. I'm trying to fix, I guess, where's a sports bar around here? We're in the middle of Manhattan where we find it. Oh, there it is right there. It's right right across the street. Might I recommend Gebhard's? Yeah, or it's Sullivan's right across the street

there. You can go to. So then he talked about his appearance on Arty Langshoe. And that was the time when Tammy Pesca tell you was on there and already was really drilling him on how funny Larry the cable guy is. Okay. And John's recollection of all that was completely followed and made up and it's just funny to hear him right about in his book when it's like, well, that podcast is still available.

I can go listen to it. Know that you're lying. Don't be. Anyway, that's that's is still available. I can go listen to it. Know that you're lying. Don't eat. Anyway, that's the week covered. It's a lot of fun. Oh, man, this whole thing, this conversation right here just made me excited for DabbleCon. DabbleCon this weekend coming up the next show that we will do will be live in

front of a DabbleCon audience, whtplive.com. If you want to get your last minute tickets to come see DabbleCon. It's February 3rd and 4th at comedy at the Carlson right here in downtown New York. It used to be the flower city. Now it's dabble, dabble, to a little town of dabble, to

perfect. So we're excited for that. What's the comedy at the Carlson's tagline? Let me get their tagline then There's something funny going on Don't you make me say that out loud how dare you? I thought their tagline was back it up SUVs No, it's not a can I can we talk about that on this show because we did we did address it out the jute We did address it on the creep off early when we did the bonus episode of quarantine.

We did a creep off this morning. We do it every week. Now bonus shows gym quarantine was our guest. That was fantastic. It was a lot of fun. So here's what happened, folks. A gang of punk stole an SUV. Yes.

They drove to maybe four or five different businesses in the area. Yeah. They backed the SUV through the doors of these businesses. Record archive, comedy at the car, all of a celebrity diner, a liquor store, and I forget, I think the old Pueblo Grill restaurant. Well, that was, yeah, that was, yeah, not all the same night, but yes, yeah, but four of them were the same night and the other one was the other day.

Right. So what they did is they stole the car. They just used it as a battery drain. And like, as the host of the creep off, I'm kind of going, I was kind of smart. Smash through the door. They jump out. They grabbed the ATM, throw it into the back of the fucking truck and they go.

Yeah. Well, at the Carlson, they fucking left an iPhone sitting there. They said about to change. Yeah. And their iPhone, well, they didn't do a good job either. At the record archive, nobody's even talking about that The Elena the owner of that she's the greatest. Yeah, she opens the registers every night They do that thing in retail where they open up the registers and they just leave the change there take all the cash Right so they got there. They're like oh fuck and they took all the change, but they still have to change They fuck it you know, I didn't roll it right there

You almost done me gonna get out of here. It's gonna be open soon. Where can we play pinball? I shit you're not. These guys stole an ATF from the car, I'll say. They stole loose change and a couple cases of polygoogly apples pastasauce. That's the head of the front.

Oh, the fuck it's still. Well, I got good taste. Yeah, polygies pastasauce. That's fucking great. That's what they grabbed it from Liberty Diner. No, that's what they grabbed the record archive because the later was selling it for them in the front. They grabbed that and they did like $20,000 of the damage for loose change. Do some pasta sauce. I like the picture of them, like going through the records though and figuring out what they want to steal like that.

I don't have this one. It's just a European import. All right. So they one of the truck guys, where's the picture test? I did five picture. For the cops get here. So they did that. They're stealing used VHS tapes. I'm, I'm serious. They actually sell that shit here.

Yeah, like the record archive is a massive space that's just filled with old media. Yeah, it's a garage sale. It's a nice, I mean, I like it. It's a nice place. It's a nice garage sale. It's a nice. I mean, I like it's a nice place. It's a nice garage It's very it's one of the nights of garage sales you'll go to it's indoors And that's important and dabble-toward and February ever So hold on that what they did Carl. Yeah, was they took the ATMs in the back of the But that what they did Carl was they took the ATMs in the back of the stool at the SUV and they drove over to village game plaza with them.

Yeah, they pulled around the back of village game plaza. By the way, I watched the video after we talked about it. Yeah. Where they were was directly behind where the ICW's to practice. Oh, it's by your band space. Yeah, we were in that building for over 10 years and we've done photoshoots back there. It's right in the railroad tracks. And it's funny because they actually brought multiple ATots back there. It's right into the railroad tracks and it's funny because

They actually brought multiple ATMs back there to smash the guy wants to play And it works and what they do is folks they don't smash up They don't smash up if they do is they fuck up the cars They stole yeah, so they put the ATM up against the building and they start Backing the SUV into the ATM so the big banks and they broken open. They get results. Yeah, yeah, I knew it was that easy kids So like they left this phone and like we made a big joke about social media because we go for the joke because we're at comedy club Yeah, but who knows if you're not like a top social media post, okay. Yeah. What's that?

So you're not letting Tad write the social media post. I mean, oh, no, I wrote that. Yeah. I wrote the one I got all the attention. Smart. I like you. All right. It's not like me.

So there's still at large. I'm still a double extra large. What's your point? I guess you lost some weight then. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We should probably get into the show in some way. Do we have to? I don't know.

Did we start? I don't know. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and April podcast and then should all over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Litteratica. This was a suggestion from our friend Alex in Discord. By the way, Alex is very excited about the shout out

he got from Forrantine. Yeah, he told me and then he apologized for me to Jim Forrantine at Twitter. I saw that. I said, come on, dude, I did you a solid. What are you doing? Jim's a nice. I'm sorry, video bearist me.

Oh, he did. Jim's a nice guy, he did a little special ad. He did a little special ad for Alex, everybody. So today we'll be reviewing Litteratica. We've both listened separately. We have not discussed it with you other beforehand. Let's get into the show hosted by Christine Kellogg. And this is the official podcast

of the web's most popular community of adult fiction and erotic audio creators, readers and listeners. They claim, let me play the intro here. They claim that this website, Literatica, gets tens of millions of people every month. Welcome to the official Literatica podcast, where you hear directly from the authors of your favorite sexist stories and your Rodic audio fancies. Tons of millions of people who visit LITEROTIC at each month, but we zoom in on one single adult creator and find out the story behind their story. I don't know how Alex found this one, So big. Oh, what what the fuck was that filter? It sounded like she was fucking talking to the tip of a fucking vibrator.

What is that? Yeah, maybe it's the O.B. bathroom. Yeah, it's the O.B. Adry. It's what bad filter is called. Barely make it out. So what were listening to today? Is not erotica or sexy stories or anything like that. It's interviews with people who either record those or write those basically if there anything more useless. Basically, we're talking to Rocky Flintstown. It's what this comes down to. It's like, hey, you write ridiculous fucking romance novels. Let's interview you So I do a show called the car also cast about comedy. It's that stand-up comedy show It's about comedy and about stand-up comedy which is what this is to me like I this is like to

stand-up comedy What this show is to audio pornography only. All right, well, I'm going to start off with a clip because they interview this one guy who's a voice actor. His name is in my hands, but his real name is Ben and he's a voice actor who I guess does voices for a very short time. he's had quite a journey from mainstream musician to popular erotic audio creator, but still humbly describes himself as just a normal guy who likes cooking and hiking. I'm so glad this guy stays humble because could you imagine if you just let all of this going to his habit, you know, a lot of these voice over talents on Litter-Otica do I don't know if

you know this and I don't mean to brag but I am one of the world's foremost porn talkers. We know we know. So he talks about how we got into porn in the first place and he talks about like he's not in porn. Well he claims he is and he talks about like the first place? And he talks about, like, Carl, he's not in porn. Well, he claims he is. And he talks about like the first time he saw like a hustler magazine or something like that. I was always fascinated not just with the sexuality of porn,

all the different shapes and flavors of beautiful women, but I also, in going through that, I also became extremely interested in the business side of porn. What is this monster that has to be fed and my whole fascination with just not only, I say the sex of porn, but all the other facets behind it as well. The sex of porn?

No, no, no. The business side of things is what's really interesting about porn. I don't know if you realize this, but so when I got, I'm not gonna lie, he's not wrong there. When I got my first hustler magazine, I think I was like 13 years old. And all that was thinking was, I wonder what it's like selling advertising for this magazine. Like, do they get the commissions quarterly? Is it monthly? How does that work? What's the percentage of commission of the business size? What really intrigued me the most? I'm more interested in, you know, likeness rights and residuals. That's just me though. Sure. Yeah. When it comes to

board, that's fascinating debate. All right, Bitty. What do you got of the board over here, buddy? So, Carl, did you listen to anything from a creator named Lush in lace? Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a bunch of Washington Lays. Okay, so could you do me a favor? Let's introduce Lush Enlase and then get into my stuff. Okay, that sounds good. So this is how she started.

Well, I never intended to create a Rodic audio, but I was always writing probably since the seventh grade. I remember writing, well, tamer, PG-13, oh man, type of stories. But I always had like five or six notebooks on the go with different stories going on. And I tried my hand self-publishing erotic stories when I was older, but I was just a terrible speller

and editor and typist. So it was too frustrating and time consuming. And then one day someone on the phone told me that I had an amazing voice, and I should be on the radio or something like that. But I would more want to do something, you know, foam text porn related or really. Yeah, my baby told me I had a great voice. So who the fuck is telling her She should be on the radio. Carl.

Who's that ass? Richard Lewis. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. She sound, you know what she's... That's brilliant. That's brilliant. That's brilliant, Lucho Lace.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this woman probably looks like me. Yeah. I liked her up. Okay. Yeah. Did you find any images of her? Yeah. I looked her up. Okay. Did you find any images of her? Yeah, I did. Because I couldn't find any images of her. I went to the Litteradoca website, Carl.

Okay. And I went to her page where she's very humble about how many followers she has. And this is what I got from this, where I think that she might be hiding her real self. Gender, female, weight, no answer. Heights, no answer. Skinny bitches always do that. Wait, how long you got pets? Dogs. So yeah, I'm going fat girl. I'm going fatty. You know, that was based on her voice that is what it sounds

like. She sounds like, do you remember the the Saturday life sketch with Adam Salon Chris Farley where it was like the Zagged Skydreader? Yeah. I think we're going to go to this place. It's going to be great. Like she has the weirdest inflection. Yeah.

It's another one of these people. I mean, there's vocal fry. There's up talking and I don't know what to call this when it sounds like you're up constantly about to cry. What is that called? The voice that you're hearing has to appeal to you. She's so, that's the first thing.

Yeah, yeah. So this is what I picked up on. Do you remember Marty McFly's mom in 1985 after she married Biff on the alternate timeline? She's like, now Marty, Biff provides for you. Did I know? Did I know? Yeah, I mean, it's like now Marty a bit provides for you That's like that why it's like you're trying to be like an old woman mixed with yeah mixed with opi's give yourself a bow There's a little opi

All agree very sexy, huh? We all agree. Guys, hear this? That's my bow to him, the table. Man, we are so hard right now. Listen to this. I don't know how I'm going to get through this. Let's find out how she writes these stories that she writes, because she comes up, she's over 800. She's very proud of that.

I've heard. Over 800 erotic stories from her. Then I do scroll through Tumblr or, you know, even the stories on Litterotic, I sometimes I'll just read the title of a story and I'll be, I don't even know what it's about, but it'll spark something in me and. So basically it's borderline plagiarism

is what she's describing right now. She's like, let's go to the internet and see what other people have written. And I go, I can do that. Yeah, she made, I mean, Carl, she's making audio porn. Yeah. She made 800 audio porn. I have a feeling it's repetitive.

Yeah. No shit. So wait, so the guy and the girl, they start fucking. Is that what happens? Oh, cool. Yeah. And her pussy is wet. Oh, so let me go back real quick to Ben here and he explains how he comes up

with all these amazing stories that he's been doing. I just copy who he said lush. I get my inspiration for my erotic audio is number of different sources. I mean, obviously I get them from my own head. I would say 90% of them are from my own head. I'll just be walking around my house and going, oh, that would be good. Oh, that would be awesome. And, you know, just run upstairs and grab my phone and just record it

as I'm walking around the house or as I'm lying in bed or wherever the case may be because those images and words just pop into my head. Wow. He makes up sex stories in his head impressive. I've been doing that for a long time. I do have time to date. This is not.

Dude, you really do need to go back to a day job. If that's what's happening around here. The red head was super horny and her nipples could cut diamonds. Nailed it. All right, I'm going to take a 15 minute break. By the way, Missy B has a pretty good collar right here. She talks like someone has a gun to her head. Yes.

That's another good way to describe it. Kinda goes along with your about to cry. You asked me what I prepared today, Carl. Yes. Well, I went to listen to Lush and Lass's work on liturotica.com. Oh, good. And I actually downloaded one of her audio poems

and listened to it and I pulled the choice parts to really get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel.

I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel.

I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm gonna get a feel. I'm to this great episode. It was her newest. It is called 1,000 Cox a gang bag celebration Now guys 900's enough for me, but I know guys. How could you possibly? How could you possibly have sex with 1,000 Cox? Well, I have an idea. Let's hear how she starts it out, Carl. Here's number one, please. I thought, as a little thank you for following me and being so supportive, sending me messages

and commenting on my posts and just generally encouraging me to be as slutty as I need to be what nicer way to say. Thank you gentlemen, and to be your slut today. Sexy! I remember my first looode. Holy shit. Well, I gotta tell you, all the rest of the clips I pulled on this are a lot shorter because My approach Chris to editing this was the same approach you can have to any episode of the Stuttering John video podcast drop the needle anywhere baby So number two Please have your no one told me there would be boasted drop ready Carl sounds good. Go right ahead

I'm always bragging about How I want all the cops and come I can handle No one told me there was gonna be boasting she's always bragging about how she wants all the cops all the cock Dan come yeah handle Seriously who is this for Carl? Here's a message baby. Seriously. Who is this for, Carl? Here's a message to the people this is for. Okay, you gotta go. I'm curious. Okay.

Let me guess. Bren Hattley. He wants. You're welcome to play. And for the cuckolds. Wow. Wow. I don't.

Now, I thought he'd let you come in this little celebration. Maybe if you ask me nicely, pick, pretty please. You can be on clean up, dude, or jack off in the corner and let your little loads drip on the floor and I'll inspect them all after I've done servicing all of these horny men of course. There's no one there she's by herself. Did she say clean up duty? Yeah thanks. Yeah. That duty should be the toilet. No. I like I Laysville this next one wrong place fellas We came to see your tits to the audio podcast lady shut the fuck up. What is she gonna fuck the thousand guys? We're kidding. They were getting there Carl hit number five bra because she's got to get that bra off now That's what we're all thinking right you got to get that bra off. We got to get to these tips sure But we're idiots whenever I think of a gangbang

I always like to watch for the 15 minutes before the clothes come off That's the most essential part of the gangbang story It's important let's all go around the room introduce ourselves tell us one thing about yourself What is Carl and like Star Wars where do you see yourself in five years? Probably in some other check Of course, they're not wearing bra. That would be, wouldn't it? It's just gonna get soaked and come. Right. Da, we're idiots.

That would be foolish if she wore a bra. It's just giving it soaked and gum guys. Ross, come off, foul, pretty easily. Yeah. Who does she know that? I don't know, Carl. She seems pretty confident that we're the idiots. I mean, even when I'm going to a gang bag, I wear pants.

Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm here. No, no, Carl. Yeah. What's your number one favorite thing that you love in a podcast? Oh, God. You just told me the other day. So many things.

You just told me on Monday, fully work. Oh, I love fully work. Here's some fully work for you. Number six, I hope it sounds like a suction cup Oh, it's like a this is this stuck in mod. I hate to I hate to type it up. They're not good at fully work Why did ripping that I was panties are Sound like an assault rifle Yeah, my next question every clip 7 does this do anything for anybody? I'm just wondering you know my pussy's gonna be a leaking

Wet mass soaking the floor of the minute Like no, it's a tracked anybody. I got it fucking clean up. You want me to call a doctor? Sounds like your water broke This is a problem. I have a bad pack. Honey, I'll get the car. Is there a nurse in this gang bag? It's already there's this orgy. You don't want a meal nurse. Yeah, I know it's like seven guys like yeah Like I was you don't want a meal nurse. Yeah, I know it's like seven guys like yeah, you don't want that I just should have known Slip in and fall in everywhere So Carl yeah, can he say anything?

So listen, I'm just gonna save you guys the suspense she she attacks this problem getting off a thousand cocks face first Okay, good clip a attacks this problem, get it off a thousand cocks face first. Okay good. Clip A. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna bring you all here. Oh fuck yeah. I'm gonna slap your cover and fuck it. Oh fuck. I'm sick of the floppy. That's all right. She just kissing them. No, that's how blow jobs work. It's not even close to how hard jobs are. There's a good, like, grammar kisses. And you're good. And you're good. You're good. Yeah, all right. There's like a good 18 minutes of just those noises. So I did this thing. I did the drop the needle anywhere thing for just a couple of clips

that they're short. So here's a number drop the needle anywhere number one. Okay. DTN one. Yeah, so it is zero seconds log, buddy. Okay, say sure. You have about DTN two yet DTN two. Are these dinosaur noises? I think those are the raptors fucking singling each other. Taredocles do turn me on. Alright, DTN3, drop the needle anywhere. You have found a little tight brain.

I love feeling both stomach and stomach. Oh yeah, shut it down. Don't wait for it, don't ask for it. It's just fucking user- It's got- This is like a 35 minute long thing of this. It starts off with that nice little talk, a little bit of foley work, and then it goes and do

dinosaur noises for the rest of the time, Carl. Can I make a really dumb observation right now? Please. You could literally just take audio from an actual orgy video, and it would sound way more realistic. I'm starting to, like, how do you make those noises? Her voice is obviously fucked up

for making these noises. Is that what it is? It must be. She's probably shoving fucking dildos down a throat in front of a microphone. I think she's a virgin. To make her goddamn art. Oh, it's interesting that you say that

because she actually tells us something that we would not have known about otherwise. Very interesting anecdote. I have never been to a strip club before. It's on my bucket list and I'm sure I'll venture into one at some point. This bitch can't fit out of the house. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?

She's fusing with the sofa right now. This is ash territory. She can't leave the house. How is that an interesting anecdote that she's never been to a strip club? Who cares? I think I will someday. You can just go right now if you want to do cares.

The fuck's the difference? She can't leave the house car. What is it on your bucket list? She's on her bucket list. That her bedpads list. No, her bed bucket. It's so safe. All right. Do you want to give back, Teddy, of your birthday?

Okay. So I got, she closes on a joke. Okay, good. By the way, porn and comedy makes very well together. I always wanted some comic relief with my gag bags. Again, folks, don't get your hopes up. Of course, I'd love to hear in the comments of this recording for you all.

Mm-hmm, thanks again, gentlemen and ladies. And the cuckles have probably fit in between both of those categories somewhere. Ta-da! He aristocrats! Yeah. So, I gotta tell you guys, this morning I was listening to all this and I realized that this is really dumb and easy to make.

Yeah. And I decided to make my own erotica. I call it Vennradica. Are you gonna say humble even if we played on this show? I just might, but I feel like Litteratica might try to scoop me up. Okay. I did open an account under the creep off. So I might post this to Litteratica with a stunt.

Go ahead, Carl. Okay. This is Vennradica. All right, guys. Enjoy everybody. Don't get too hard. If you're driving right now, pull over. You're about to get very excited Yeah, oh what an exciting day. It's finally time for my 1000 vagina gang bang I just have to open this door to find all these beautiful women waiting for me

That smell oh god what what gives These are just the chicks that do the audio stuff. Oh, that explains it gross. Well, we're here anyway. Could you at least open a window or something? Sure thing VP. All right ladies, shall we get down to business? this All right, all right fuck I wish I got laughs like that on stage Put this clothes pin on my nose and here we go我以為你會不會有什麼好事我以為你會不會有什麼好事我以為你會不會有什麼好事 我以為你會不會有什麼好事

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. working needed for that part of it. Yeah, I think I think it came out pretty good I think I might have a future before we started playing that lawyers guns and money row. It's just many eating pizza And I was right. I Could say I also I don't want pizza or pork anymore after that I'm turned top five both of those. I thought it was good. Okay. All right.

So I left off steamy really. I left off with Ben talking about how the way he comes up with his erotic stories is from his hat as imagination is how he comes up with them. But there's also another thing that helps him comfort them too. Obviously porn, it gets me a lot of inspiration as well of what I see or hear. See, I think the reason why he said that because he goes 90% of it is my imagination, but you know, porons in there too, it's just so whenever he's caught, he can be like, I'm working. This is for work, research. Research, like he counted it. Yeah, Reuters block. What do you have for me? Of course, I went a lot.

He was also writing porn, I believe. Yeah, I know shit. The guys that used to work with an e-bombs world, they went on to start like a few different porn sites. And I don't know that it was lucrative, but it's a fun job. It's pretty easy to hire for, right? I got recruited to film.

To film porn. Yeah. Yeah, somebody tried to wait. What? Yeah, what's the joke here? I go, I know, just tell you this, this girl that I know she made her living doing some very high-end things and she was very attractive girl. And she said to me, Hey, listen, I know you have, you work over the TV station. You have all those cameras. I want to make balloon porn. I see you had access to equipment. So yeah, so she was just like, Hey, I really need you to like make help me make balloon porn.

What does that involve? But she's like me sitting out balloons and I was like, oh, it's porn. So it's on balloons until they pop. Yeah. Very weird. I worked with a girl who does cuckold porn and you know, keep one girl. She had some, you know, you put these weird contraptions on these guys that if they get hard, it hurts, bizarre shit. And then she had a lot of kids. Her daughter went on to also be a porn actress.

Yeah, I love that. I do too. I love that journey for that family. It's a fun story, isn't it? Yeah. It's like, uh, this bitch is getting old. Oh, our daughters in it. All right, sweet. But I want to know what motivates in my hand. This guy bad. What motivates him to do this amazing work? My motivations for doing erotic audio. I think I don't think I've changed much since I began. It was a sexual growth for me. That's right. The first ever bone or sound effect at WATP. I held off for almost 400 episodes, but it finally had to happen. I can't believe I was here for it.

Yeah, that's amazing. It was how we we roll man. We tell you your grandkids wait you were there. Would he played the boy? For the boner sound of my Jessica. You're not gonna believe it. I'm playing a boy today Do it again, Kerr. No By the way producer Chris's computer died right before the show So he's feeling quite a masculated So we're gonna so we're definitely, that means, that means we're gonna use it to film Dabblecon, right?

We'll use that computer. Oh, yeah. In part, I'll run the whole show off of that. Perfect. Yeah, look, I can go wrong. It's gonna be great. Now, I'm glad that you played actual audio from Lush and Lace, aka Lacey,

because these claims that she's making, I was like, was this even possibly true? There's probably nothing more, you know, freedom and release and stress relieving than having an orgasm. And I can help people have those orgasms and just like get a little piece of their day just to relax and let go.

What could be more important than that? Well, cancer is still around. You think she's helping people have orgasms with that nonsense? Carl, I went to theliteratica.com page as I told you earlier. Yeah. And I looked up that video and I started reading the comments. You also applied for a job like you were there. I don't apply it now.

She's the most I can. Okay, he's obsessed all of a sudden. Well, I was reading the comments and there's quite a few of them and they're all from anonymous. So, you know, there's that. But ever since I found you, I have been coming something like six to seven times a day straight. Thank you ever so much for your stories.

I love you. I think that's fake. Okay. There's a thing on this podcast, they talk about it a lot. They're like, the feedback we get from the fans is what really motivates us to keep going. I'm like, nobody jerks off and then goes,

I'm gonna write them a note. I'd love them to know what I'm gonna be one. They also don't write an erotic story after they're done jerking up. Right. That's literally like me meeting Tiffany Amrithes and go, did you get my letters? Ah! Ah!

When I'm done jerking off, I throw my eye paint off the fucking window. It's out the street. Like, ah, drought's gonna wake. I quit. Yeah, it's over. No one's sitting there like, can you get petting it?

Um, I want to let you know how much I enjoy your work. Yeah, it's over. No one's sitting there like, get pedigate tell them, I wanna let you know how much I enjoy your work. Now, she's very critical of herself, Vinnie. That's how you get to be as talented, and that's how you get to put out such great content. So I always second guessing what you're doing. I am my own worst critic. Wrong.

Not anymore. Guess what? You got a few new worst critics. And here we are. So nice to meet you, Lacey. All right, so she's bragging about how she has over 800 audio stories out. And the dirty stories just keep coming and coming. And yet, no pun intended there.

You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Good one. She's funny. Everybody always tells me it was so funny. So just keep coming and coming. Get it? Vinnie, you host podcasts. You host multiple podcasts. Sure. All right. I want to know if you're like her with all the documents you have laying around to help you with these podcasts. I have documents everywhere.

I have Excel documents, Word documents, Google documents with just lists and lists of ideas or stories I want to get to that still inspire me sometimes, but I just keep getting more that Trump those and how many Excel files do you have to help you with the creep off, Vity? None. Yeah, no shit. Excel works, you idiot. She's trying to sound like I'm just sitting and thinking, what could she possibly fucking have out of Excel? Just use one program.

Just use Google Docs. Like that you don't need to have, I have some ideas in Excel, I have some ideas in Word. I love how she has like, she's cataloging categories of like, what she's gonna do. I say, okay, here's my next story. Me gagging on a dildo on the, on the, I'll pretend to be on a bus. And then here's to me gagging on a dildo in a brew closet with the janitor. No, she has to offer herself. She's like, and my next one is gonna be 1,001 Cox. Oh, Jesus. Dileph Disney gets her.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Cruella Dildo. Oh, come on, come on. This is Top Notch Comedy People. All right. So now she can talk about what her favorite stories are that she wrote. The first one was when I was just starting out. It's still my favorite from all these years ago.

And it's one called, Tubby likes to watch a Hot Wife story. And this one will always hold the number one spot for me. Because I can literally remember how that audio made me feel when I was recording it. Like I was all in and I was like, this is like, just great. I am feel naked without my, I don't care drop right now. What? Did you also think that she said, Tubby likes to watch? Yeah, that's what I heard. And so I thought it was Tubby likes to watch. Oh, that's what I heard. And so I thought it was. Tubby likes to watch. I'm like, oh, that's really fucking funny. I got to look it up.

So I looked it up. It's Tubby likes to watch. Oh, I know. That's boring. That's actually a red and handle. Tubby likes to watch. It's me.

It's like, it's funny. All right. All right. So then she talks about her other favorite one. The other one was it's from Litteratica. It's Litteratica inspired. I got an email message from an injured Marine who asked me to do a story for Marines and soldiers, I guess, while they were

recovering. Yeah, get this bitch a medal. No, no, this this story is interesting. It's called fucking my neighbor while hubby is an Iraq It's a very interesting story for those injured Marines out there Of course I'm kidding you And I'm proud to be a market. All right, then I Feel like she needs to work out her self-esteem. The cat criss-a-sc. People would tell me, oh, I listened to you before I go to sleep.

I'm like, I don't know if I should take that as a compliment. Or am I putting you to sleep? They're like, no, no, no, no, you're helping me relax in unwind. Get confident, stupid. Are you telling me there's people on this planet that we all share I can't fall asleep without you like no, give me that car

No, no, no, no And I figured out what her voice her voice bear with me guys. I got it's part Julie Haggity from airplane. Yep. Yep. And Chris the son on family guy. Oh, yeah, right? Thank you. Thank you. Wow That's why you've been so quiet Doing my calculations over here. We thought combination right there. Yeah, that equation is correct. I checked your mouth equals sexy It equals come time. Yeah. All right, here's the last clip I want to play.

And this is going back to our friend Ben. And he talks about his favorite part of Erotica. And that for me is just creating that scenario, that scene, that setting for me is really, really erotic for me because it's not just the sex, the hot sex happens at the end, it's how do you get to the sex? That really excites me.

I like to figure out how we get to that part of it. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Being interested in how you get a girl to fuck is gay. Right, yeah, I'm here. It gives a shit. To pay her, don't care. Right. Yeah. I mean, it gives a shit. Japan, don't care. Yeah. God point.

I don't care. I'm working overtime parts. Who gives a shit otherwise? All right. I think that's a not fine. Are the show. Oh, the show sucks. These people should probably stop this.

I mean, it's insane to me because many the way the show works is they interviews me. There's only four episodes. There's four of them people they interview from this thing, Litteradoca. Yeah. And I can't imagine anyone actually gets a shit about, but there's tens of millions of people go that I guess. And the way they do it is they obviously have pre-written questions. They just answer them. Yeah. So there's not a back and forth. There's not an interview where it's just a person going the way that I got into porn was from jerking off to naked girls. Yeah. Yeah. They don't interview these people. They send them a thing exactly what you said. My final thought on this genre is very simple. It is completely useless and shouldn't exist. These people are always

stayed their time. And if blind people, if a blind person wants to get off, don't you think they would rather just put it at you fucking porn and then just play that because it's at least it's real. It's not this fucking woman sitting in her office slapping the fucking table to make noises. It's stupid. It's stupid. And you know what? Someone just reminded me the other day that Howard Stern you said, tissue time, I reminded you of that. You reminded me of that. That's how you're talking about this.

Yeah, that fucking tissue time, where it's like, guys, horn is readily available. I don't need a radio show. I don't need an audio. Well, back in 2007, when Sirius XM was actually a exciting technology and company, they fucking paid some woman a lot of money to fucking do that show.

Dude, in 2007, I had high-speed internet. Most people did. DSL. That's not that long ago. God, that DSL. I wasn't waiting for boobies to download as I saw one line at a time. It got me, well, here comes a nipple.

And the other one is. But you do remember those times. Of course I do. So I wouldn't fucking got right to serious like some tissue time. Those are the times that made the man. Oh God. So fucking gross. This is the last minute thing that came in from our friend Jackie Marlow.

I guess Kevin Brennan decided to go on. Let me read what he wrote to me. Kevin Brennan did an in-prom-two-sole livestream this morning, meaning this morning. He said it's a private afterwards and it's not on Patreon yet. Here's the video. He says, this is a Chad-intensive episode toward the start. Kevin says the quiet part out loud regarding Chad's role on Mizri Lo's company. Well, I guess he's never been quiet about it. He started the show once by his saying, I'll set it up front, Chad's a fucking idiot.

So he sent me a few noteworthy parts from this. Interesting. It's time to mock. ZOOMOCK. And so I have the video that he shared with me here and I'll just try to find is that the fucking specter over my shoulder the whole time. I'll try to find the parts that he was talking about one of them is that eight minutes in. And apparently at eight minutes in. He's talking about Chad being banned from that Orlando comedy venue.

That no shit that Orlando comedy venue. That, uh, no shit. The, uh, Chrissy performed that as opposed to bringing us in. So, so I said, uh, you know, and then he said, have chat come in and tell his story about, you know, not being allowed at the improv or land no improv. So I said, all right. And then because then that way, I don't have to take responsibility for chat. I don't have to be like, you know, Chad's a fucking idiot.

So it's not my fault. It was Levi's idea. It's the classic like it's not my fault. I hear another one. I like that he's playing both sides here. He's dissing himself from Chad. Well, I'll say I'm having a show just so they can all goof at him. from Chad, well, I'll say I haven't gotten the show just so they can all goof at him. I haven't watched this stuff yet. So I'm just going by the notes that I got, but here's another clip where apparently he's in many of the people do not like Chad. Anyway, so so then once Chad came in and people hate Chad, whatever, but like, my numbers are up.

So I have to be an idiot. Like, that's why I like to see compound medius numbers. Like, I don't want to harp on compound media, but I like to see compound medius numbers because they must know when their numbers are up and when their numbers aren't up. So let's. Did we just learn that this guy

fucking looked at his numbers and got the Chad troll bump. Yes. And left his job, the place that paid him to podcast as much as little whatever it was. Right. Because he saw that he got Chad troll bump. Yeah, he's like, why would I be on compound?

We don't even have Chad to goof five. That's all my material is now. Goofy got Chad. This is what compound you do that you have Chad on every show. Or just a photo of Chad. I think it's a photo of chance. I think it's make fun of them. I don't know. That's really interesting.

Carpool cut out. Here's one more clip. And I don't know. We'll just play it. See what happened. It's just got you got to play along a little bit. And that coming from me, that's a fucking lot because I hate playing a law. So that's why you know, with the Chad shit, I kind of just go like, Chad's an idiot, but Chad has a purpose, you know, on the show. And if just even just for the fact of like people dead or like the fans can shit on Chad and super chat, I mean, me and Levi laugh at the fucking insults on Chad, like that Mori Smith guy, I guess he's from Europe because it's always, he's always given us weird money, but it's always it's always like amusing to us. So we their euros, Kevin,

weird money. I don't know if it's speds, but we'll take it. You broke your dollar side, but we'll still take it. That's fine. So anyway, I want to thank Jackie Marlow. He's always going through the Mizuios company stuff to find interesting clips of them goofing on Chad Zuma, but listen, we have double con coming up Vinny. We have more important low-cows to talk about today. Yeah, when we last left Stuttering John and Mike Gange they were talking about the popcorn Canister. I never heard that one. If they got is it. Oh, so what happened was I would. There's no other the popcorn canister. I would gave me so popcorn as a gift. One of the bus lines ever. And so, uh, John has an interesting uh, revelation. Does not. Look, can you get a load of this? I still have that canister.

Oh, you do? I use it as a trash can for a lot. You're so funny that you still have it. It's great. Let me say, yeah, I say. Now, I wonder how much I'd get on eBay for it. I don't know, man. I, it's crazy that you still have it.

That's amazing. I'd buy it. I would definitely buy that. Let me ask you a question. Seven bucks. No, that's be real. Cause you know, John, he's gonna put it out for like $20,000. All right, I probably will all buy that off.

I'm like, I'm probably going to buy all of that. But I just say, you know that his worth of it, D-pop quote container, how it stirred gave me. Right. I think that's interesting. What do you think his price would be on it? You know that his worth of it. D pop quo container. How it started gave me right. I think that's interesting. What do you think his price would be on it? As much as John was but hurt about that, he's kept it all of his time. It's all I have left.

Yeah, I did say he hasn't kept anything else. Not a job, not a wife, not a family. Nothing else. He's kept with just this popcorn. He's going to die just hugging his pop. That's not about it. It's just me and you. I bet you had multiple nights he woke up from a drunken

stupor with that thing in his bed. I'll put money on it. Like a horse is had he just wakes up and it's there and he's like, how are you know what I don't want to buy the canister. I want him to fill it with corers and see if he could drink the whole thing. That's a chump at fair enough. You might fill the pull that off.

All right, so now Ganges going to talk about driving Robin. Straw, no straw. Yeah, no straw. OK, I want to do it in the nose. I want him with a crazy straw. So now Ganges talking about driving Robin's car. Because we talked about this before he had a park, Robin's car. And Robin had a very fast car because she was in a race car driving at

the time. Watch John just cracking himself up. This is another example of it. This time John just thought that if he's laughing, it's comedy. And there'd be like a $20 bill on the desk that says, please get gas. And like, because they're called beyond it. And I don't have to go find a gas station at 5 AM and then that's a get gas and like because they're called beyond it. I don't have to go find a gas station at 5 a.m. and then I had to go gas and

But I would like I would like be whizzing around and See I had to drive a stick and yeah, no necessity That's how you laugh with strangers at a table at a wedding. Yeah. If you're very drunk, Josh. Yeah. I'm drinking chorus.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. I forgot how much I dislike looking at him. I thought you were gonna drive a sick... Yeah. Fuck, it's funny about that, John. He's doing a thing with this tongue will he does this to that I'm not Appreciate it. I know what a fucking mutant. He's very gross. All right, so now Gange used to work at Howard's house

And was around the time that Howard was writing his book private parts and as you know Judith Regan was working for the publisher that put private parts out She helped him write the book, and John has a whole conspiracy around this. And watch Gans, you take the wind right out of his sales here. You know, but hold on Gans, because Judas spent a lot of a long time with Howard

behind those closed doors. I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess, I don't know, but they were coming it out of the office all the time. I, I, Gans, I mean, I guess I don't know, but they were coming it out of the office all the time. I, I, I, I, I always, you know, this is just this. Spectating. Yeah, this is my, you know, guessing, but I always thought Howard,

Howard was having an affair with Judith. I, you know what, here's, here's my, I mean, again, I've never really heard much of that. And here's my speculation. We were right on the other side of the door, in a sense. They did come in and out. And I can't even imagine in a million years anything was going on in his house with his kids there and anything else. Can't even imagine. He was in there banging Ralph in front of Judah. Yeah, that might have been happening.

Chuck, that looks so crestfallen. I know. He's just Judith. Yeah, that might have been happening. That looks so crestfallen. I know, he's just like, oh, but I've been saying this for years. It was spicy. You know what, John thinks that, you know why John thinks that that may have happened. Why is that? So he could have an anecdote. Of course.

I hate that. He wants to have a shoot. Yeah, so stupid. But hold on a second, John has some evidence here. He's gonna share with us right now. No, bye Cuz I know cuz I know she was very She was flirtatious with Howard that I know Did you guys know that she was for dishes with Howard? What a maroon

She was being a bit fortacious. You got to give John that perfectly, cromulent word. All right. So then they're talking about a girl that Gange dated who worked with them. And so John knew who she was and they're having this conversation about why it didn't work. Listen to how bad this transition is. I mean, you do an interview show. Sure. You know it needs to be conversational. Absolutely.

And it's a sound like it's kind of natural. Very important. You don't want to shoehorn in questions and people are talking about something completely different subjects. Out of that end. Um, I mean, we were on and off for like a decade. We were literally on and off for like a decade. And then it just like we were on and off so much. And like, it just became like one of those things that was just like,

it wasn't meant to be at that point. But she's, she's an amazing person and, you know, like, we're still, I still like, she's like family to me I I would I would take a bullet for that person so you know so you know it just wasn't meant to be at the time yeah and uh because I know I used to leave after Howard you know be raided me to know and and stuff and I would be really upset and you know take it internally Did you ever have those times where you just like felt so defeated? What was that how did we arrive there? How did we get there? He's like look I did this girl out of the opera

Ten years she's still like family to me. We communicate all the time. I'm convinced wasn't Howard that so what? I'm convinced that John has a completely different show going on in his brain That's the one he's actually on I really have listening. No, he's definitely not something is going on in his brain Yeah, and that it just goes up to the next day. That's fucking weird dude. That's terrible It's bizarre now can I also tell you what is really bothering me about this? Oh, what is that? It's the green screen. He's got what is that a mansion behind him?

Oh, so Moe actually pointed this out at the most recent episode. That's literally Beth's room. He found a photo. That's dead cat earns, and I thought. That's literally, yeah, so that's what he's doing. Because this is a stern show. Well, I'm sure you're from Howard's house. what he's doing because it's a stern show Well, I'm sure you're from Howard's house, but what's bothering me is I'm looking at this Like this is a beautiful mansion behind him in this thing and then he's got obviously as a fan blowing air out of because his hair is moving

And I'm just thinking man, you're just have sexual air dick head Yeah, and I think that's all I can think sitting here and think looking at this guy. Yeah, just you fucking clown Yeah, all right. We don't have good insulation in this mansion, so it gets really warm here in the summer. So we have to have fans on us. Yeah, I kind of take you out of it, doesn't it? It really does. Claude.

Now, I have to say, I have worked for assholes in my career. People who I despise. You know what I don't do? Continue to talk about it to this day. John is so obsessed with like, wasn't working for Howard a bitch and everyone's just gonna like, yeah, everybody has a bad day of work. This guy perpetually fucking lives in it. Yes, I know, exactly. Did Howard ever tell you that he won't pour your gins? Did you know they thought? We know, John, Jesus Christ, oh fuck out. You stink, John. You stink glides. You're sticking your gins. Did you know they thought we know Jack Jesus great. You stick John stick glides. You're sticking up that band. All right. So fake bands. You used to take that check. That's cool. But wasn't

Howard a meanie? You know what Howard of my feelings. I felt really bad inside. Yeah. That's how he connected the dots there. All right. So now John starts telling a story that he thinks he hired Gange to do work for him. But then he realizes that it wasn't Gange, but it doesn't stop him from telling this story that's pointless. Gange, he has a prime example of that. You, I guess you, I paid you in, you in grillo. Oh no, no, no, that was, that was Jason and Will, no, no, but, but I paid them to come

to my condo and, and paint. Why is that important, John? Dude, whatever neurons are firing in his brain is what fucking comes out of his mouth. Yeah. There is no filter here. But also whenever he pays someone to do a job or get someone a gig that's paying or anything like that, he has to talk about it. They keep on repeating my condo and I gave him a few bucks.

All right, they wasn't even him. Shut up. Garritz. It's a difference. I mean, it's obviously over-comensation because he knows he's a chief scape dirt bad. Correct. Yeah, hiring friends to paint. Not even friends. Yeah, right. Co-workers. Yeah. You know how, how it doesn't pay you shit. Come over to my house to paint. I won't pay you shit either. I also paid like shit, but that's more shit.

Come on over. We'll laugh our asses off. We left our asses off. All right. So now, John's going to tell a Jackie story that he's told, I don't know, a thousand times. And it's about the fact that Jackie own two houses next to each other that both had pools. And one night, Jackie's having a good time and he comes up with an idea about conducting those two pools. And John thinks this is the funniest thing. Yeah, it's like, it's like, I kept this one in my back pocket, because I was hanging out at Jackie's house.

And like, don't your memory have those two that were right next to each other? Yeah. Yeah. So, Jackie was drunk and stoned and he goes, one day I'm gonna build an underwater tunnel, tunnel so I can swim from one house to the other. And I go, oh, that would be cool, Jack. And then, but, can you know me?

That damn, like, okay, that goes right in the head. So sure enough Jackie tries to fuck with me and I go how it you want Jackie I go tell how I'd about your underwater sea tunnel that you want to build and then all doofing went to none to me all I want to have Oh Goofing went none to me He's told the story wrote about it in his book. He's so stories so many times It's a fuck you would think the jankie said he sucked off his cousin Oh, wait, there's like I'm done and the jankie told me this thing I cousin I know wait, there's like, oh, that, there's a janky dumb in this thing I gotta wait to tell everyone it's like, isn't that crazy? But I did check the two pools. I don't know

That's not fun. Yeah, you know what happened if Jackie connected the two pools They would have found John dead in the Probably why Jackie wanted to do it And John you're welcome over anytime you want. I'm gonna get real hammered. Whether we're home or not. Yeah, there's beer in the fridge. Come on over.

In fact, the pool's filled with beer. See how I can see how it works. John already looks like a fucking drought-yed victim in this picture. Yeah. He does look like he inhaled his course lights, doesn't he? All right, we're gonna play a quick game here. Let's try to figure out what John is trying to say If Cardiff I know you're watching right now. This is not

One of your games. This is a very different Throwing a spaz behind the scenes Sorry Oh, sorry, I'm paying attention. Oh, hello. Hey, Karnat. Who are you? Hey, this is a very different game than the types of games that you play. This is trying to figure out what the fuck Chad is trying to say. Oh, so this is a bad game.

Okay, cool. Yeah, it's not as good as you know games obviously. Now, you were there. So, you know, you were there like up and did you what does John say that he was a professional car seat all who do you think he's gonna say their card of I think he's gonna say in their card of? I think he's gonna bring it back to the popcorn. So you were there like up and did you? Well, you there when Marcy Turk got there?

All of that just to be like, did you work with Marcy Turk? Was there? Wow. Yeah. Smooth. It's pretty smooth. He's pretty good at that. So now Ganges is gonna give us some hot gas about Marcy Turk, because this is what we come here for. I want to know what's going on behind the scenes. You'll have better luck see that girls boobs at our audio video that get in the real. I just say audio video. You know, I don't you bet. I know. I will. I will. I will. I will tell you one story.

I will tell you one story then. I'll eat and nobody's there. Whoa, this is an exclusive from Ganges. When we had Moa on last week, they talked about anything interesting. No, maybe they do. Let's find out. I think you'll find it funny.

So we had these like weekly meetings, you weekly meetings with everyone at the team there. And I think like Doug and I would sit in as the TV representatives in these bigger meetings. And I'm not sure of course he was leading the meetings or she was there, but there was a whole conversation with her and somebody else in this meeting about an intern who was leaving shortly and what size cake to get them for their going away, right? And this in turn had been there maybe two months, maybe three at best.

And the debate about this cake size probably went on for 20 minutes at best. Cut to when the whole entire TV team left, there was no cake. No, no, no. And meanwhile, I'm like, I just sat through a 20 minute discussion of what size cake to get an intern. And I've been there 24 years. I didn't even get a goodbye. Nothing. Hey, Gange, I think they probably liked the intern. That's why they wanted to get an escape for the intern. I can't figure out what John is what the actual laughter is about. Is he laughing at, hey, Trituju, bad two?

What is it? What is he laughing at? I think he's remembering a joke because I would tell them earlier the week. I think it's what's happening. No, that's a good point. This whole idea is just like, yeah, everyone's an asshole over there, right?

No, he's just very happy that somebody at the Stern Show, someone else got shit on. Yeah. You know what it might even be too? So he could go. I left on my own accord right and hold that over people I think it's funny to getting things done woman had a 20-minute meeting about cakes That's a good point. I'm very productive is it Oh, all right. Here's a dumb question that I should know the answer up with a pie Here's something I should know the answer to how were TV Was that under the serious XM on brother?

Or was that a separate entity? I think how it owned that because he had deals with the cable company So I think he owned it separately. So the fact it was separate. Oh, sorry. It was separate. There was a talk of moving Video to serious as well, like making it part of the serious backseat. Which they did, now. Remember the backseat, no, remember they wanted to do serious backseat with video, yeah. But now they are, like, remember,

it's Howard 360 or whatever he's saying it is, just because you can see some clips on the app. Is that how old he is now? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But I guess my thought process here is he's like mercy Turk never planned going away Celebration for us like you didn't even work for serious. How are 360 the amount of listeners they have left? 359 358 Join us on Howard 272

Come on up next week Anyway, whatever that was a terrible story I was not a good story, Ganty. Nothing I expected Ganty to come with a good story. Not surprised, anyway. 24 years though, Jesus. Vinny, have you met Cardiff, by the way? I just brought him out without even...

Oh, I know Cardiff quite well, actually. You guys know each other. Yeah, we do a little project together. Oh, okay, good. All right. So, British Irving, what is it? Yeah. All right, so good job All right. So, all right. So, good job partner. Now, a question comes in from a listener about Steve

Brandano and Mike Gange apparently they had a little issue at a certain point. You know, we patch things up around that time and, you know, yeah, no, I don't even know. I, like, I've never met the guy. I mean, this is just people asking, I guess, who, so it's not me. Yeah, because it came up on the show. That's all everybody knows. You know, I'm just saying it's not me putting you on the spot, Gange. Yeah, no, I don't mind explaining what happened. Yeah, because I don't have any idea of any of that stuff. And it's just interesting that you were there. You know, I didn't realize you would there that much longer after I had gone.

But I know about John. He's such an insider. He's always talking about how he's got boots up to ground in the organization. He gets all the information. He didn't know how long Gange was there. He didn't know he worked under Marcy Turk. He has no steep brand danoes.

See, Chad, if you're gonna pretend you're an insider, you gotta like know some shit about the Howard Search Show. You know what, I gotta tell you something. There really is nothing more fucking pathetic on Earth than people who left a job and spend the rest of their life talking about what inside and how they know everything that's still going on over there.

Yeah, get over it. It's such fucking sour, great stupid bullshit. You've had a great job that you left for and the fact that he still does this is still infuriating the main. I have a feeling that if Stuttering John Melinda's were still employed, gainfully employed today, he wouldn't be so obsessed with the Howard Search Show.

You don't think that substitute teachers are gainfully employed, Carl? Oh, Carl, did you see, I fucking love muttering, Jay. So apparently that's public knowledge, how much money teachers make in California Mm-hmm. He found out how much money John made in 2021 and it was around $10,000. He made substitute teaching Yeah, that with the $500 maybe a month. He made up a live stream in charities Yeah, well he made most of money from cancer charity. He's on his way to carry cancer. He's a fucking financial domino.

Dynamo. It's so embarrassing. He could literally talk to him, did he? He could get a job at any fast food restaurant and make more money than he does substitute teachers. Fucking guys at Arby's will lead him money. They're like, how are you gonna do it? So you get back on your feet.

There you go. Help me with the frial later. No wonder he fucking flipped out what he saw how much people were making during live streams. Yeah, good boy. Oh, yeah, that is a fucking fly. Yeah, no wonder the fuck he lost his shit. $10,000, yeah, that's not even $1,000 a month.

No, it's not. That's like take home $600, $700 a month. Yeah, it's brutal. He's giving back though. But that's why he doesn't. Let's get back to the community. You know, Kenoga Park. The only thing he's giving them, the only thing he's doing is giving the other tenants

roaches. See, only thing he's doing. All right. So now we're going to relive the glory days and talk about all the fun they used to have at Scores. Did you go to the Scores parties? Yeah, oh yeah. How great were those? They were amazing.

Yeah, really? That was an amazing time. That's what I got to say. Yeah, really that was an amazing time. That's what I got to say. Yeah, I mean, that was our part of some good parties. Yeah, those were like those were the best perks ever because, you know, you know, just so everybody knows we leave the show and then go to scores and then just start drinking and all the battery happened. Oh, you guys went to a stroke. How about your work?

Meet. Let me guess. They laughed at us. I think there's a lot of laugh again. So far. Oh, Carl, what year did easy for you? Not easy for you to say the movie he made the fucking one, two, many. What year did that come? 2008, 2008. So how it went to series in 2006. Yeah, and one I know six Thank you Carter. Sorry. You're so helpful Not on this show. I'm just trying to think to myself and what cardiff what year did John like turn on Howard Because there are those years where he was going on that show and promoting like when he did the movie I remember they did like the stuttering John month or something in July when his movie was coming out and they played all sorts old clips of him to help him promote his shit.

He like did him papers. He even went through serious and recorded audio that set up some of his favorite segments from the Howard Stern show. Right. So what changed at what point did the switch flip? I can tell you the exact answer. Unemployment. Because Stephanie Miller show he wasn't ragging at Howard. When he worked for, I know he wasn't ragging at Howard. It was when he became unemployed and nobody hired him back and nobody wanted to hire him. That makes a lot of sense. So he was the book. Oh, you think, well, that was around the same time as the unemployment, too. But so you think that because he ripped out of so much in the book,

they just continued to well, because he tried getting on the on the show. He tried getting on how to promote the book and they would not return his calls. That makes a lot of sense. Actually, that's a good, that's a good point. Because I remember he wanted to get on there and Kerry Delbotte told me, he's like, it's a different show now, John. You know, we don't, we don't want to have better now. It's more focused show now, John. You know, we don't we don't want to have better now. It's more focused on a list of celebrities that we year did his book come out of 2011. No, 17 or 18.

Oh, that late. Okay. Huh. Yeah. Well, you really fucked up your life, John. I mean, a lot of bad moves. I happen to notice played a lot of hands wrong, Johnny. All right.

Let's see. We got one more question for for Gange here. I guess the last question and then I'll let you go and thanks for doing this Gange. It's really just a walk down. I have no problem. I always complain because you texted me three minutes before I know. I'm like, through the middle of something. Oh, it's because I'm booking five shows. Five shows a week. I definitely don't mind if you give me enough events. If you're doing five shows a week, you shouldn't be giving

anyone five minutes notice. Well, if you remember, every show he did, he gave someone five minutes notice every day the week. But if that's like part of your job is to book guests for all these shows, you should be weeks out in advance. Yeah, certainly. That's very obvious to me. If he was just like, I don't know me of guests,

I'm sorry, I forget, I space on it. That'd be one thing. He's like, I'm booking guests for five shows a week. Of course, we're gonna reach out to you last minute. No, that's the worst reason I've do. I mean, 20 minutes minimum. You would think the majority of the people we booked ended up not making it on that show probably yeah, okay, so like he probably did spend a lot of time

He could turn down if that helps And it's warm down That's true. I need a nap and of course So you heard how we said that he's like see this wasn't that bad as if can't you just been like dude I don't know fucking show he's like see this wasn't so bad. What am I a child who just got his booster shot? Fuck you So you got a lolly now Gange so his last question was Do you keep in touch with anyone from the show?

Of course that's John's thing that he always wants to know they want to talk to you What's the story with that? All right, so then there's one more thing. And this is the worst combo in Prussia ever. But, oh, there's one other thing I wanted to say to you. Damn it. Oh, shit, I forgot. I don't know.

I'll have you back again, but there was something I wanted to ask you. You won't. Damn it. I can't know I'll you know I'll have you back again, but um there was something I wanted to ask you Damn it. I can't remember Gange Could you imagine that's how I come up on the Sun that didn't just one more day fuck every single episode Oh, he's gonna do the thing You're all By Gange God damn it. He's the worst All right, so I love how Betty Loco gave a $5 there. It's just a standard funny fucking idiot

It's I was like here's $5. Yeah, well she learned her lesson didn't she? All right, so now we're gonna find out why maybe Ronnie the limo driver does not respond to John when John reaches out to him We know this for effect Ronnie the limo driver does not respond to John when John reaches out to him. We know this for a fact. He's brought it up a few times now that he reaches out to Ronnie and Ronnie does not get back to him. And I'm the one who outed Scoresman because someone sent to me John, this is Ronnie's

handle Scoresman and I go I go oh I can't wait. Could you of ever imagine working with anyone worse that have no like as a coworker. No that's so far. You bitch about everyone he worked with. It's a chat you were the asshole. He thinks he's friends with Ronny's like yeah, I'm the one who out of them for his social media handle and they ripped out of for mumps after that. Like, all right. Well, maybe that's why he doesn't like you. The utter, fucking lack of self-awareness is astounded. He's pretty stupid. Holy shit. All right, you guys are ready to see the last thing that ever happened on Stuttering John's special Sunday Stern Show because this lasted two episodes.

Two, you know, and this is the second episode. And this is our... This is our hadn't. Hope everybody enjoyed this version of the of the Stuttering John's Sunday special Stern Show or whatever I'm calling it. And we'll be back every Sunday and special Stern show or whatever I'm calling it. And we'll be back every Sunday and 12 football stars.

And then I got to figure out, you know, what day I'm going to do this? Because I ain't going to stop myself from watching my giants. I got to go and because I got to, I got some people come up with to check out my place. So everybody have a great Sunday. And I'll see you on Tuesday at noon PST.

It's justuttering John saying good yeah John is a bit of a branding issue if he doesn't even know the name of his show yeah All right, so this has been the second episode of the Stern Sunday Stutter stuff And that was the end of that It's not his fault football started you know there was the NFL of that. It's on his fault. Football started. You know, there was the NFL, then there was XFL, then he was calling football. And he was also busy looking all those gaps.

See you, Bill. This is the XFL of podcasts. Yes. Then is also how... No, the XFL started again. Oh, okay. That's also how he ended his regular show by saying, all right, we'll be back on Tuesday. See you guys then, man.

It's almost like John's a liar or something. Good figure. Guys, I got a text from Harris and Yag. I don't know if he wants me to read this out loud, so I'm gonna read it out loud. Hey, Carl, how goes it? Great to see all the views and great comments we're still getting for our topic time interview.

So I'm wondering if you could pass my contact info along to as many people as possible to help me get more guests. Included among those comments was someone who claims to represent Scott Baal and propose the possibility of my interviewing him. Just wondering if that might be doable. Carl, could you get Scott Baal's people in touch with Mr. Yogg?

Yes, thank you. I'm on it. Carl in charge. Dude, dude, how much money do you want to bet? We can set that up and set producer Chris and he would never know. No, he wouldn't even question it. Wow, wow, wow.

That's a great idea. We just have producer Chris go on just talking about how great Trump is the entire time. He's like, yeah, the story checks out. That's Scott fail. All right. Or perhaps Scott fail goes on as a potato. Oh, it's capatel. That's not how that works.

All right. So he, I'll help out Harrison Young. He just had my sister-in-law out as a guest. Did you know that? I so. Or maybe that's happening, or maybe it happened last week, or maybe it's happening this week. Good for Chrissy, did you plug her business?

Have you watched it? I don't know if it's out yet, I don't think it is. Okay, but I'll be. I'll watch it. I'll be tuning into that. Everybody loves Chrissy. Everybody loves Chrissy from the discord Of course chaos queen or whatever

Her hand was Hope I got that right. Hey card. If you please contact mr. Young and get some plugs on there for subreddit surfing Yes, yes, I will do that. Please. Do you want to go on Harrison Young show? I almost did once but I would not give him my cell phone number. That's right. Yes. That's right. I never gave my cell phone number either. It's called a Google voice number. Is that that hard? No, he wanted to text. He would not try to get him. I touched through Google voice. That's how I got this text from him. Well, he doesn't have thumbs, Carl. Leave the potato alone. I'm fumbly challenged. He just shoumps out the keyboard. I hope this is the sentence! That's how he gets on everyone's show! Okay!

Oh shit, alright. So guys, I am sad to say that it looks like Tommy from MSCS Media might have finally made the move over to Spotify. I hope this is the sentence! That's how he gets on everyone's show! Okay! Oh shit, alright. So guys, I am sad to say that it looks like Tommy from MSCS Media might have finally made the move over to Spotify, which I hope is not true, but it is possible. Where's my other? Let's check out the latest episode that just came out.

Let's see what happens here on YouTube. If you would like to watch this full episode, uncensored, uncut, go to Spotify, on mobile or desktop, type in MSCS media and search. If you have never watched a video podcast and Spotify before, when you hit play, a settings box will pop up. Under the setting box, the video is actually playing. However, to get rid of this for good tap stop settings, make sure data savers turn off, go back to the episode, hit play, you'll never have to do this again. It's just that easy.

One step exclusively on Spotify. Ali, it's due to this exact same thing. I did this exact same thing for some bread at Surfing this week when we moved channels. That's how the video ends. Now I want to tell you, so this is labeled as like a normal video. Dr. Charlie Ward returns and moving funds around the world for decades. It's MSCS Media No. 279. The video is 69 seconds long, mostly instructions on how to watch it on Spotify.

And yet it has 38,000 views. How does he do it? He's got almost 9,000 likes. That's that fucking out of this world charisma. Yeah. Oh, you said. Wow. It's almost like nobody's watching this and nobody notices.

But somehow they are. Yeah, right. It's like another great episode, Tommy. but somehow they are. Yeah, right. It's another great episode. Tommy, you did it again. 69 seconds ago. And Spotify doesn't display views so we can save himself some money. No, that's true. Yeah, you know that we're talking to people who are watching it.

Ironically, 69 seconds of gold was lush and laces next episode. All right. So that's a call back. Don't we call that? I'll leave. All right. So John or John call back. Don't we call that I'll leave all right, so John or John I'm getting I'm gonna mix stop in my little house Tommy from MSCS media interviews a rich guy and This is a recent episode that just came out. He's had some hotel somewhere

So the sets a little bit weird out of the fucking rod? Dude, this sets a little bit weird out of this one. But check out this introduction, this is hilarious. We have Mr. Dan Pani here, billion dollar man, trillion dollar man, then I guess this is what? Super rich fucking man, and what's after that? Not much. What's after the train, the quadruped railing?

Quadrillion? Or? Yeah, well, I think it is quadrillion, but we're not there yet. Quadruped Ryan quadrillion or yeah well um I think it is quite brilliant but we're not there yet quadruped trillion is what he talked about after trillion what's after that could silly a bajillion you need to understand their math now Carl could you go back for a second to the beginning of that clip show me Tommy just show me Tommy for a second yeah his head is shaped like that microphone I just want that out His head is the same shape as that fucking mic.

Oh, that's his head on the other right. Oh, shit. Yeah, okay. I can see what you're saying. Jesus Christ. What an oddly weird shaped man. So he has this guy on. And this guy claims to have a trillion dollars.

Vinnie, do you know what people in the world have a trillion dollars? Zero! You mean the tell me? Tommy didn't get the scoop on the only trillionaire? Check this out. But, yeah, but it's been a tough pull. I had originally set up in 1993 that by five, ten years, I'd be at the Trillian Mark. It took me almost 23 years because I grossed and underestimated the meat heads out there

and their lack of self-confidence, lack of self-esteem, et cetera. But we finally got there and just to paraphrase something, you say a little earlier, I never gave up the, and the kids often give up. But I didn't, and so we're at a trillion rack actually at 2.3 trillion now dude that's suit is fucking off the rack where did he find the sky he's got a Conor McRegger suit he's got 2.3 trillion dollars oh maybe it's not American dollars. Oh, maybe it's not American dollars. Maybe that's pesos.

F**k it. Space dollars. I have two white-seed trillion pesos. That's not impressive at all. Well, that's how he's like, I have six trillion credits. What do you do about it? Space credits. I have dilithium crystals.

What do you tell me? So according to Google, this guy is worth $500 million. Impressive. A half a billion. Not two point three trillion. Pretty far from that and Actually, I looked up the richest man in the world right now is Bernard Arnold. He's worth 214 billion dollars So this guy coins himself as the trillion dollar man. So you think that guy's got an electric cash later on Carl? Oh, I think he might

Hope he's a fan of where these podcasts because I got a new tier coming up on Carl. Oh, thank you, mate. I hope he's a fan of where these podcasts, because I got to do tier cover up on Patreon. Oh, really? Yeah. What's he gonna be called? $27 billion in some months. Okay. Yeah. So he has this guy, he's very wealthy,

has anything that he could possibly want. And Tommy is also very wealthy, because he owns all these businesses. And we were in how Tommy got to be as successful as he is. And in 2004, I was, yeah, I had many different businesses and I had put a poster on my wall of a Lamborghini, they stopped making them, the Gallardo spider and five years later I got in that. He's got a vision board. That's it, that's the secret. You's got a vision board that's it that's the secret you just need a vision board is a fucking tractor beam that's how we got the car

yeah mini just as posters of donuts in his house a five years later everybody oops there they are amazing oh the Tommy does the secret. I just look this guy up, Carl. Yeah. I don't want to ruin it. No, please, God.

He's selling seminars. I know. You can teach you to be a trillionaire too. Yeah, that's why they're in a hotel right here. Because obviously Tommy went to his seminar. It was like, hey, man, I get like 500,000 views of video on YouTube. You want to come out and do a show? So you guys like that sounds like a lot of people

You know, not knowing that most of them are from outer space. You would think a billionaire would have somebody vet what they're what he's doing, right? Even think so. Yeah But yeah, he coins himself as the trillion dollar man. No do his companies make that much money. I doubt it That even seems unrealistic, but I don't know where he's going to do that number. I'm going to guess he's not liquid. You know, he has definitely not. So, this is the longest question Tommy has ever asked. Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't know if I have time for this.

It is made of tonics. You remind me of my grandfather, and I say this Noah's here, but he was a tough love. Wait, he says it's that Noah's here. Type of guy. I'm not feeling good. You remind me of my grandfather and I say this at Noah's here, but he was a tough love type of guy. Where if it was football, if it was 33 degrees out, two degrees out in a wife feeder, catch

a hunter passes. Don't care what your mom says. Hunter passes then you go in. If it's 102 degrees out, three sweatshirts, three sweatpants, a hundred passes. You talk back. You don't hold the door for somebody older than you. Boom, because they know more than you. You don't hold the door for a woman. Wait till we get in the Buick. Tommy. And at the time I had, hey, you know, this guy's killing me.

But then when I went to play football and others, they were handing out those, you know, hand warmers and I didn't need them and I understood everything. And that's what really attracted me to you throughout and watching you. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, and stop. What did you do to Brian Rose from A to Z? What did you do?

Were they using his head as the football? Jesus Christ, Tommy. Well, to the Harrison Young School of Broadcast. Yeah, I know, I was thinking the same thing. That question took forever. Only to culminate with, tell me everything there is. A to Z. Oh, A to Z.

You could put that question over the snappy music with the guitar and it would be perfect. Oh right, I will. By the way, I want to say that Tommy actually holds the record for field goals. He kicked a 3,027 yard field goal. His gravity is very different. Sure. Where he's from, so you can kick the ball off further there.

It's very impressive. All right, so now you just heard Tommy was talking about how he wrote this guy reminds him of his grandpa who was an asshole So let's find out what he taught me to respect Earth with it. We're now gonna learn about Dan's family I guess Dan was arrested a few times growing up and He talks about how he had a little bit of a drinking problem. That's why he would get trouble with the law. He's a real zoom-on this guy. And all my jail time was alcohol-induced. Okay. I'm not even as an excuse but I skipped drugs. I missed drugs mainly because I was afraid my dad, my dad could understand alcohol.

I could tell me there's only one mother fucking way out of mother fucking drugs and that's a mother fucking bullet in your mother fucking head and I'm the mother fucking put it there. Bluffin. I mean, that's the only thing I remember that I saw you pass on drugs. And we're talking about a lieutenant, CIA World War II. I mean this is a queen warrior, well. I mean this is a man fuck. Yeah.

Is this how trillionaires talk? There's only one mother fucking way out of mother fucking jail. I guess that's a mother fucking boy. And your mother fucking head on the mother fucking we'll put it there. This is dead Chuck D. Baby baby. That's my mom came and said, yeah.

I like how Tommy has the laptop set up there like it's a screen on the wall in his home studio. Right. Yeah, because it's easy to yeah, showing that. All right, let's look at your website on the screen right now 13 inches that quite the same as a studio definitely not all right so Tommy thinks that we're raising a very soft generation and he does not like that just trophy for everybody everybody wins yeah. Where's the progression with no progression, or wherever you say, you know, if there's,

if everybody gets a trophy to make everybody happy, if I tap you, if I tap my door, if I tap her, technically she could call, child and youth and I'm done for. And people do it, and they do do it. Yeah, the children, the divorce to parents now. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Or the mother of the child could call on the father for tapping the kid. Well, so I don't how do you

You know, what do you do? Who's tapping kids? Stop hitting your daughter. It would be the first thing I like how do you stop getting to offer hit your kids? Everyone's telling out you these you use a phone book Because that's not going to bruise. You know what's funny is that this guy's answer is my day would always be below the neck so people couldn't see the bruises. Like well that's one solution. And you drank huh? Yeah. Okay. One should be my son the liar. He's going to tell you a bunch of stuff about what I do to him. Is that a bit true? Tommy. Tommy's like, I don't even get these kids today.

You know, you fucking give a black eye, give a shiner, and all they wanna do is tell the police on you. It's fucking assholes. And this is the last cup I have from this, but Tommy, for whatever reason, he focuses it on like a certain thing because we've heard this before and he gets very obsessed with it.

And do you know that they even took wood shop at a high school when Ron told me that because he's got two boys that they took wood shop out. I couldn't believe it. He's very upset because he himself beat a block of wood that came to life. Yeah. a block of wood that's kept alive. Yeah, just chisel my face for it. So what an Italian puppeteer. The other time, the other time that we talked about wood shop being taken away out of high schools, the time he was complaining about that.

We had done from good times, great movies out the show who has young children who's like, my kids at wood shop right now, I don't know what he's talking about. So, apparently that's not a thing. But I don't know, maybe it is some places. But this sets us up for the greatest game show to ever be created outside of match game in the 70s.

You know what I'm talking about here, Cardiff. What? Oh, that was talking about catching Aliens. Subreddit surfing? 8 o'clock on Mondays. Yes. Yes. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show

to catch Unalien, the final chapter. Are you ready to play to catch an alien one last time? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening to catch an alien? Well, I explained it at the end, but I don't think I'll survive Rochester. Oh, okay. Well, the universe is so big. I mean, the idea of aliens and light speed, I mean, it's like we're living in Star Trek, bro. Of course, over there. What do you think there's a billion planets and there's not one that has life on it? Seems fairly far-fetched.

Yeah, seems pretty far. There's more than a billion planets. There's a Quadra-Bajillion planets. I don't see that number. To beat precise. All these planets, and none of them have wood shop in school You can't even hit your kids on any of these fucking planets. It's very disappointed Billion planets and there's not one that has life on it seems pretty far-fetched As if they can't would they even want to come here? I mean, we're idiots. I mean, what do we have going for us?

What do we have? We're talking to you, Tommy. I mean, what do we have going for us? What do we have? We're talking to the food chain. I tend to think that humans are underrated. I got to be honest. We have many, many, many, many imperfections,

but I still think that humans are awesome, you know, communicating and building tools and... We're the best, but think if you're like a dog, or like a bear, you would look at you and be like, what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I can eat this guy. No problem.

Be. I'll just piss on this, nobody. Three. This guy sucks. He can't smell. Next. Next. I wonder if I can fuck that. Lastly, you might have thumbs, but I have teeth. Thumbs to catch. An alien. Oh, wow.

See, this is the thing that always goes through my head. Oh my God. What's the most logical thing that he's going to say? None of these are. So now he's going to take a wild guess. I'm going with the last one because I just think that's him is trying to sound smart. Yeah.

What was number three again? I like that one. This guy sucks. He can't smell. Yeah. I like that one. I, what was number three again? I liked that one. Uh, this guy sucks, he can't smell. Yeah, I like that one. I'm going, I'm going with number three. What do you think producer Chris? I went five thumbs versus. All right, so both you guys have thumbs versus teeth.

I had this guy, sox, he can't smell. All right. The final chapter. Kill with your girlfriend. We're the best, but think if you're like a dog or like a bear, you would look at you and be like this guy sucks You know it's he's suck. He's got no Good it's guys useful. I'm so fucking good at this game. I'm sorry guys. I apologize all right. You caught an alien god damn it

Bears are white the final chapter you keep winning This is why it's the final chapter you keep winning. I'm rooting. I'm rooting. Look at that. If you're an animal looking at a human, you know, they have the best smell in the world. Particularly ones, their vision is like forever if you're a bird, an octopus, a whale, you know, they can hear shit. You've done it down for us.

We hear a whale. We take a swim. We take a Tommy turn in a second. All right, I like like animal facts Tommy is one of my favorite versions of them He's so close to just doing animal noises cows go blue the farmer says Animal looking at a human you know they have the best smell in the world right particularly long term vision is like forever If you're a bird an octopus a whale, they can hear shit, a hundred miles away, they know if there's blood.

So they look at us like, it's got your idiots, but we have a brain. That's all we have is a brain. Well, octopus have very big brains too. The big problem for an octopus is the only lift for 15 years. They're doing a huge study on that. Like, private study because nobody will find them. They're wondering a huge study on that, like private study because nobody would find them.

They're wondering, this sounds real fucked up. They are wondering where an octopus came from, because it doesn't make any sense. Because when they do tests, it knows how to open a jar, it knows how to share, it knows how to do everything, but they can't figure out how it communicates. In other words, like the deep, deep deep scientist like my favorite guy Kaku or whatever's name is Like the top He's like an alien doesn't necessarily need to look like you or me. No, it could be an octopus in the water How the hell do you know now and that's all of all things the oceans the least we know about right?

We know more about space than the ocean right one the great Okay, Tavi to catch Unalien Jesus the final chapter Before kind of explains what the final chapter is God damn you find the best clips of time. I don't know I don't know what you watch them ever. You just are able to find these clips You know why he likes that to cook so much.

Because he thinks he's the guy from the chocolate cereal. Hahaha. Also a fun fact. You like fun facts, Carl. Yeah. That octopus thing, that was an episode of Black Mirror. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

It's not a lot of original thoughts coming out of this guy. I've noticed. I wait till did he goes animals look at us They're like these guys are stupid. He's like real. No, it's that we have big brains the real deep sites is happening on Netflix everybody I think you're what that's sci-fi shows. Jesus That's all for this week come back next week Even though I might not be here. If you'd like to see more to catch an alien, subscribe to my Patreon. Once I reach 100 Patreons, it may be back. Unless also I don't survive Rochester. Go to whtplive.com for tickets to Dabblecon and see if I survive Rochester.

One in five people that enter Rochester never leave. Hehehe. We're all stuck here. That's true. To catch a new year. This guy's gonna end up in a garbage plate. Yeah, I'm scared. What is the best plate? Where is the best place to get a garbage plate, Carl?

All right. In my opinion, it's blue wolf, but only because of the racism. No, racism. I don't know about that. Oh, you mean, Park, I have just a general. Yeah. No, the guy who ran it, like, apparently people accused him of being a racist. I have just a general. Yeah, no, the guy who ran it like apparently people accused him of being a racist Either that or the gate house, but I'll tell you why I say that is because I think max out sucks and So what blue wolf does is instead of max out they have mac and cheese and hmm Love it now. Maybe I should rephrase that question. Where would OP go and get a garbage plate? Jeremiah. Jeremiah's your right.

He does go to his breadball getting tater tots and Jeremiah's right. So he was a Rochester. Carly, we actually responded to me on that. Anyway, yeah. So join me for the Cardiff garbage plate tour in Rochester. Tickets are available at cardiffgarbageplate Tour.com. OK.

Sounds OK. Thank you. Uh, Carter, have you, have you on the road yet? Have you started making a trip to Rochester? It's only a 19 hour drive. I'll leave, I'll leave tomorrow. Okay, God, yeah. That Minnesota weather. What is the weather like in Minnesota today? It's cold, it's cold. It's smart. I can't get one past this guy.

I'm not shooting one past this guy. He's got it covered. All right guys, what have we done today? I want to say we've done it all. I might be right because we talked about Litteratica. Vinnie got us all very wet. Oh yeah. We needed a mop.

Kevin Brennan's doing solo shows and riffing on chat. So I don't know why I need a chat there anymore. I'm about to just start. Oh, very wet. Oh, yeah. We needed a mop. Kevin Brennan's doing solo shows and riffing on chat. So I don't know why I need to chat there anymore. Anybody else just do that. Keep the money. Stuttering John kept his popcorn canistered whilst I put it on eBay. I hope he does. Harrison Young's looking for my help to get Scott Bale as a cat cast Tommy from MSCS media is I know it comes to aliens I got to put alpha up there Roger from American dad and Tommy is like my favorite of all time I think the recap is my new favorite segment you know that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the show that we'll be playing on the next episode of where these podcasts, which will be live at DoubleCon in front of a live

audience. Confirmed you're gonna have a special guest. Oh yeah? The person that you were asking to do a thing for you? Yeah, greed officially today. Interesting. I might have another special guest too, though. Really? Well, we'll see. This really is the teaser. Wow, yeah. Even I've teased by all this teasing. That's how I got. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, this is what we're gonna be checking out, at least for some of the show. Career. We're stuntering John. I want him to hear this come in here dummy I'm and it's good for Jackie to hear too because I don't think Jackie understands my philosophy Come on in I want you to understand my philosophy No, I'm a

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm queer. I'm camping. I'm here What no, but I know you here, but I want you to understand something because you are someone who acts really dumb and naive around me and acts like you don't know what's going on even in your I don't know I'm making a mistake. You know you're the smartest one here. You're smarter than Gary and you smarter than Jackie. You know, but you are more crafty and sneaky. Sneaky. Yeah, you are more crafty and sneaky than any one of these guys. Jackie and Gary put together on his

crafty and Jack and Gary is a sneak Gary's a little sneak I'm not so happy. I'd be both can I tell the truth? It was wrong. They'll put those to go Oh, you couldn't tell me that before could you how it honestly? Yeah, I make I swear to God This is true. I make less money doing these gigs with Gary that I do just to do it. That's not the point It's not the point, John. Again, wrong show, dude. Wrong fucking show.

He's like, I know your man that we went and did this show and used your name to promote it. I didn't make that much money doing it. I was like, that's not what I'm talking about at all. I cannot wait for fucking dabble, kind of. Yeah, that's gonna be fine. This is great. We get to watch Howard Stern, who is a prophet,

explained to John that he's untalented and unfuddy and He was right. Hmm. He's right. All log go figure. I don't want to ruin it for you But I did that episode already. Oh, yeah, you did that episode where? On what's the deal with the Daabler Are you trying to Patrick Michael that and have any podcasts you have? No one can even keep up with it. It's too much. He's so happy.

What's the deal? Good Daabler. It's so nice. Well, I'm looking forward to hanging out with you this weekend at both Daabler and Stutton, John Conn. Yes. Should be a lot of fun. Vinnie. Yes, sir. Not with you this weekend at both double count and start John con Yes, should be a lot of fun Vinnie yes, sir. Where do you want to promote my friend couple of things folks? Yeah, I want to promote calling my show every Monday the creep off you can watch us live on YouTube at one o'clock We have a great old time laughing at atrocity and at the creep off channel on YouTube

That's right at the creep off channel on YouTube and also if you like that show and you want to get some bonus episodes, please we're doing one extra episode a week Yes, every Wednesday morning 11 30 if you want to watch live or we just put it out there with all the other podcasts Check it out patreon supercast and now we are officially on back to that by and we have a person who's supporting us at back top by a couple Oh, we've got a couple more people pop I guess I got a DF for WTP. We're off the grid. I got those are people telling me if I don't go on there that they're gonna cancel their page Or I want you to know something anyway. It is I love dick dick is our friend. Uh-uh. Here we go He and I were actually the other day when I signed up. I'll tell the story right now You ready to do the time Samford when Vinny said I love tell the story right now. You ready to know the time Stanford went beneath and I love dick.

All right, thank you. God damn it Chris. I'm gonna need that for my dick. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.

What are you saying? I said I love dick. Why is everybody laughing? So no, I texted him. I said, hey, man. I said the screen shot that we signed up for for the creep out of it. He's like, yes, here's what you got to do. The Patreon import is super easy. Just use that. I'm like, awesome. So cool. So convenient. What a great idea. Dick, you're a forward thinker. I appreciate your pal. So I go in Saturday night and I start loading.

Saturday night and I start loading, you know, I hit the Patreon thing and all the files Do not ship over okay the posts ship over so every all hundred and however many posts we had from the page for Creep off patreon just the empty posts go there okay, so then I had to go in after and load up each episode Audio video and description. Did you tell Dick this? Yeah, he told me, don't forget to fill in your stuff and I didn't know what he was talking about until after I did it and I what?

Like, is I'm looking at this? What's the point of the import that I'm... That's what's gonna take the most time. They'll figure it out. They'll figure it out, But it was a real struggle. I'm glad I did it. I'm glad we're supporting the cause. But Jesus fucking Christ that took a long time.

All right. It did take a long time. Ha ha ha ha ha. Live. Get back to your notes. Live.dick.show. Comin' your head, whatever does you do. April 22nd, we are doing a

WTP the Dic show crossed over a live event the first time we've ever done that It's gonna be in Philadelphia Live dot dick dot show. We've already sold More than half to take us in this thing. You're kidding me. No, all of the front rolls are sold out So you're gonna want to get on there and get tickets because this is definitely gonna sell out out. Nick Rikade is going to be there. These are just Walde Vinnie, Paul Lino, producer, Chris, myself. Well, who else you need to know? I will decol be there, I suppose. What else you need to know? It's going to be a very fun event. So we want to see you guys in Philly Philly is a good market for us. I'm excited. The people are nice. It's the city of brotherly love. I thought a meant they were all gay.

Oh, I hit a drop of it that my board just died on me. As I was hit again. Watch, I'll clean this up and post. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard of my entire life. Alright, nailed it. Please join us again next time and might be the episode we fight out once and for all who are these podcasts leave well I'm re-pony

Party in the mush this Of morning radio I'm now to show these old white cows Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone All right, let's get into some reviews card If you have any reviews to read for us today, I do, I have three. Oh, well in that case! ["Mister of Disguise"] ["Mister of Disguise"]

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I should point out. I don't point out, oh go ahead, Carter. Well I may go visit Doug at the Jingles department while I'm in Rochester. Nice, you should. I heard he has an ATM in his lobby. Yeah, back right into it. You used to. Yeah, I should point out. So the Stand Up Comedy Showcase Friday night, this Friday February 3rd, we have a lot

of great comics on that show, of course. Anthony Cumia is going to be their Chrissy Mayer, Vinnie Paulino, Mike Moore, Shule Egar, the Reuben Bob Levy, myself, possibly Earl, but also Cardiff. Yeah, Cardiff is doing time. Cardiff is going to come up and do a set for us. There's a chance I'm headlining, I think. Well, no, we already, we've been not a pop leavey as anything to do with it. Oh, okay. I said throw me out on the check spot.

I'm cool. See, that's good of you. I love him. I like card. Maybe we'll bring it back up again for the check spot. Kill some dive virus. We'll back up. Hold on, I don't get that much content.

Yeah, you got another set for us. Let's go. All right, reviews reviews I can read reviews all right review number one Hannah's gonna be there we don't need you for that oh thank you who are these pod cunts from why do we podcast is lucky From Why Do We Podcast is Lucky Anthony Likes Unfunny People Yeah, I am good flight it works with one for a real long time I'm hoping to have a 20 year run with Anthony as well. That'd be great Is that a five-star review?

Yes, nice Next review titled not worth the effort used to be okay, but now it's just 40-year-old men laughing at women who can't podcast and some inside jokes the end. Before the inside joke part, I thought that sounded like something I'd want to listen to, but is that a five-star? What is it? That's a once-star. I guess that's a lady. The final review is titled lame. If only they put as much effort into their own podcast as their criticism of others. Fuck you! That is the podcast. Yeah, I mean that's how we put all of our efforts. Yeah, that's what the effort goes. Is that a five star? No. No, that's an idiot. That's a dummy. A dummy's too much that's so much time trashy podcast. I wish he's been a more type of trashy podcast

All right, Cal photographer called into the show as he as he does Carole Hey, man, how's it going? Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to I'm doing pretty good too. Yeah, I was trying to change angles. Apparently you have her running operating as a secretary. She's trying to find the Cal Bikini on the... She's not the secretary. She's the communications director over here. She's a very important job. She sings songs. She types of emails. She said you found the Cal Bikini on the Cal.

The one I gave you a natural that true because That'd be cool. All right, man. You have a good day Great show by the way. I have news for you. We have the dabble battle going out of the dabby awards show certainly do that missy b will be running for us missy b has been in the comments here and B will be running for us. Missy B has been in the comments here. And what we're going to do is the winner of that is going to win the Calvacuini.

Wow. You know what else they're going to win? What's that? I have a big announcement for you guys. Oh, you ready for this? Yeah. The dabble bottle. Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, I could say this. Officially sponsored by Kors Light. Oh. So we're going to get some really great swag delivered to the club on Friday that we are going to give away to the winner of the dabble battle Fuck yeah, all right. You're gonna Kalbakini and of course I'd swag fuck it. I'll throw in the road suit Oh Still give it we're gonna need that yeah, we might need that

It's likely they'll get herpes from the Kalbakini to I'm gonna need that from our my audio erotica I take it back. I take it back. All right. Nate from Flint, Call you to the show. Carl, Nate from Flint. Hey, I've got $10,000 for local orphans. If you make it through a broadcast without mentioning. We messed it on how the R.D. years were the best years for the Howard Stern show or

the other thing that you meant I forget the other thing but do right by the art of orphans and stop being so repetitive Carl come on now. You didn't mention any of those things did I pay up motherfucker? Dude the only thing repetitive about this show is me playing fucking phone calls from Nate from Flint Michigan. Michigan yeah Jesus Christ I make it a point not to repeat myself the I mean the guy doesn't even fucking remember what the third thing

was although he did remember he got back. Johnny from Flint Flint again hey I remember the last thing yeah but make it through another broadcast without mentioning Tommy Wistow in the room okay ten thousand dollars10,000 to charity. You can make it through a broadcast without bringing those topics up.

Thanks. All right. Sounds good. I'll do my best. We'll see what we can do. Every episode Carl's like, what if Tommy was so was in wean? I really got together with Bastard! Listen to Ardenay on the Howard Stern Show. Those really were the best years! She's scared. Alright. Hey, this is the guy who's going to fight me at Dabbacon. I didn't think anything about fighting.

I just had to take my face. If you put me in a self-defense situation, I will put you fucking down. I will put you down. But, hey, if you're a nice guy, situation, I will put you fucking down. I will put you down. But, hey, if you're nice, one of us will get it to explode. Wow. That's Cardiff's job. The, uh, we should call this, fuck me or fight me instead of devil. Get the fair. Please don't.

Although we probably get some more press, can you imagine getting more press this week that the comedy club has gotten? I really got to hire those guys to cut their pawn out. Alright, let's see. Chad apparently is coming to Rochester. I don't know if you guys knew that. Kennington? Carl, I know there's been a lot of speculation whether the Z-man, aka the monk shark's going to show up in Rochester.

Well, yeah, he is. How do I know? Because I'm paying him for the fly up there. I have to come to Stutter's land with Dalwokan or whatever this bullshit event's going to be. He's going to break into your house and I rip off your fucking hipster wood paneling in your house and your basement and not to that shit. and the build have a better chance of winning

the Super Bowl than you're not fucking up at Dabble Coy somehow. Yeah, Dabble Coy is going to be wide rights. If he takes on the paneling, what will hold the house out? Yeah, this is load-pairing paneling what will hold the house out. This is load bearing paneling. I mean it's a good plan. You have been telling everybody where you're going to be on Friday and Saturday. It's been with specific time stamps too. They'll know when the house will be empty. Yeah right good for it.

Well watch out for my guard dog. Wow there he is. Sounds feisty. Her name is Jenny and that is rude. That is rude, Carl. Wow. Hey, it's been a while since we've heard of Tony Michaels. Thank Christ. I love Tony Michaels. I love when he calls into the show. It's always fun. Hey, Kevin, Tony Michaels here. Turns out your wife is a gut too. I think she likes to watch you get fucked my Jewish guys show alone. The hatch looks like happiness is not on the menu. I want a suck-suttering John Dickdown. You're about to take one more bath and stuttering John, you two feet cut. Drive in, drive out, drive through. If only he were that funny out of his own shot. It's great when he calls it, but it's so hysterical.

I missed that guy. If you were getting butt fucked by Jewish men, wouldn't you still be the cock in that situation? Not Jenny. What's that overanalyzing? It's a fact. Cardiff, I guess, to answer your question, the fact that what she's doing while she's watching. That's true. Yeah.

Guys, this isn't sub-run a survey. Let's not slow the show to a screeching halt. All right. Let's keep thinking moving. Can we get a fat kid from Reddit to come talk to us for 30th? I've got it. Probably. Yeah. You might be in town already, actually. Now that you mention it. can we get a fat kid from reddit to come talk to us for thirty-five minutes probably

you might be a town already actually now to mention it arry day from buffalo calls in the show i hate it's a day from buffalo uh... why are you and and the do a fucking weekly podcast about car events or something. I'm telling it. Dude, you guys, if you wanted to do a weekly podcast, it would do. It would be so fucking huge and you know

that. He knows that. I don't know if he knows that. Just fucking do it, man. Anyway, I'm gonna keep fucking. I'm gonna keep bringing this up and now you know, hear me, I'm going to keep fucking, I'm going to keep bringing this up and now you'll hear me, uh, unfortunately, bringing it up as Devil Con. I'll be there. Tell me if I do it. Make it happen. Alright. It honestly, I think it'll be one of the biggest fucking podcasts around. Joe Rogan.

So don't get a big fucking head car You're not fucking great But I created the right fucking dance co-tales to a Halfway to some podcast Alright, fucker, see you later. Don't ever call me back. That's a good turn. Bag it. Honestly, I want to talk to you. She in a Rochester 2, she's a Rochester 1 on a great day

Faggot. She's in each fat. Alright. Thanks. That's a great day. Sagitt. She's ready to bet. All right. Thanks. Oh, we should be bad. She who me. I don't know if you know this, sir, but Anthony does a daily show about Kurt. So he doesn't need to do a weekly show with me about Kurt. That's but I'll bring it up to him. I'll I'll pitch it. Maybe it goes.

Oh, we were playing Patty Cups video about Chanzuak. And I was so impressed with everything that Patty said, but I was confused about one of his jokes. And I guess first time ever, I'm the idiot. Okay. I never happened before in the history of who are these five I heard the first boy sound effect today yeah the first time Carl's time I've been wrong yeah yeah because I didn't think when he said Chad

Zumak was close to calling George Carlin George Carlton why well turns out this is pretty well known thing it's our all the george carlton references to shop shop famously tried to you know knowledge of comedy history

and he's always miss pronounced and very famous comedian names. So, there you go. That's what that was. It's no one to keep you off. See you, buddy. Call me back. All right.

Thank you for that. Yes. Apparently that was a bread and job reference. I don't know everything there is no more bread and job. I have enough little cows in my life. Sure. I can't keep up with, but I did as well. Just to remind her, everybody,

dabble con this weekend at comedy at the Carlton. Yes. Very good. Okay. One more voicemail here. Hey, it's Kevin from North Carolina. Thanks a lot, Carl. Now anytime I read or hear about GPT all along here is OP's GPT.

Go fuck yourself. Have a good week. Call me back. We got the chat GPT. The Junk's B. You should be fuck yourself. Have a good week. Call me back. We got the chat. Jake, B.D. The chat. You should be mad at OP, sir. Call his show. He's had mercy to OP on Burmese. I think that's probably the problem.

Got the Jake, right? The chat, Jake, right? Shut up, you birdbrain. Yeah. All right. Karin, if you've been polite long enough anything you want to plug my friend You're gonna cut me off. Oh Subreddit surfing Monday nights on YouTube APM, which is I don't know. Sorry. It's on the subreddit surfing channel now

It's on its own channel. We have a RS RS SV is up But you can now find our podcast everywhere And we're considering going exclusive to Spotify video only. We're about a 60 second video of me have baked behind my desk talking. It's got 350,000 views. It's pretty good. That's on the subreddit. Oh, yeah, yeah, you'll find it.

Yeah. I find that subreddit. Yeah, you can find that subreddit serving. Oh yeah, yeah, you'll find it. Yeah, I find it on subreddit. Yeah, you can find it on subreddit. Um Thank you, Carter for inviting me to do that show with you. You really are a smart spot. Thank you. Thank you I'm also confused that the card if is still card if so apparently somebody decided to uh Keep the Snap caricatures around for you Uh, I found aatures around for you?

I found a work around, but... You've got to work around? Yes. It's time to use the dry and technical tools. It's time to use the dry and technical tools. I'm done. With whatever fails? If my hard drive ever fails, I'm done. Oh, interesting.

Because here's my knowledge of it. Maddox has retired Maddox,, Oxmad, and BananaDox. Because it's also to that same snap filter that has been retired, but apparently there's a guy who's keeping all of that alive. If anybody wants to continue to use those things. But Maddox doesn't want to have to rely on this guy so he's retired as a character.

It's not because no one watches this show and it's embarrassing. Another great distinction by Maddox. Yeah, right. It's because he was forced to do that. That option is also very sketchy too. I don't trust it. Yeah, I would not download anything from him. Okay, I thought you might be aware of that. That's why yes, I brought it up. All right. Thank you. Cool. This is very easy on the show, right? Please. Yes, please. I love it. I love it.

Okay, bye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. Go fuck yourselves.

Have a good week. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Okay, bye. Really great go fuck yourselves have a good week I stink you hate me great goodbye I got it go good boy Goodbye I don't know who gives a shit. Why may be still doing this. I'm out of here Jesus. I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr,