Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep383 - Stuttering John on Howard Stern

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

This week we peak back at Stuttering John's appearances on The Howard Stern Show. It's amazing how accurate Howard was about John's abilities. We're live at DabbleCon and we're joined by Anthony Cumia, Missy B, Trucker Andy, Jenny Jingles, Chrissie Mayr, Mark Ippolito, Lucy Tightbox, and Cardiff Electric. After listening to a younger but just as stupid Stuttering John, we check in on Tommy from MSCS Media and Chad Zumock's latest meltdown. Mark from the comedy club recounts some fascinating stories about his interactions with Chad. The guy is a giant POS. https://www.compoundmedia.com/ We're live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Equally sexy. But first, we'll be reviewing Stuttering John on the Howard Stern Show. This is something we have not done. Well, not extensively anyway. I mean, we played on the Howard Stern show. This is something we have not done. Well, not extensively anyway. I mean, we played a clip here or there. But what's fascinating to me is I've learned more and more about Southern John is that he's always been this asshole. And it's funny because the first I've ever made

the fun of Southern John show, I said, guys, I'm a fantasy Southern John. I played some of his interview questions. I'm like, he was great on the Stern show. Then you go back and you realize he had never had talent. He was never good at anything. And thank God for Howard Stern for understanding that he was dealing with a nothing. And Tom Chiosano realized they were dealing with a nothing. And so when I want to present to you and ESO's got the videos back there, thank God I'm not running video. Today you're welcome.

Remember last time. We know that one. This is Howard Stern. Telling, track number one, this is Howard Stern. Telling Stuttering John how funny he is. First of all regarding you Stuttering John. You are a guy who perceives himself as funny. When you go on the Ricky Leiccio, when you go on the last call show, when you do these shows. You are a guy who perceives himself as funny. When you go on the Ricky Lake show,

when you go on the last call show, when you do these shows, who's that guy? On the Conan show, you turn to people inevitably afterwards you go, hey, was I funny? I'm gonna tell you something about yourself. You are the least funny person I've ever met.

You're not funny. You're not funny. You're not funny. So, how are we explaining what we all now know when John tries to be funny. He's not funny never but when his green screen falls down or Bugs are crawling on him. Oh, there. Yes. You won't see anything funny. Yeah, the funniest thing on the internet odd Position of being yeah, it's, you made a deal with the devil that never works out quite.

Yes, yeah. Like, I want to be famous and I want people to laugh at what he could do. It's like he got a monkey paw. Maybe that's why his hands like that. He got one of those monkey paws. I wish I put a monkey paw. Ha ha ha ha.

It never works out quite right. Monkey paw has cleaner nails. Yeah. I'd rather you to blow these sandwich from a monkey pa and a monkey E and a monkey red S. Alright, my track number two, this is how we're explaining that John comes off as obnoxious what he's trying to be funny. Alright. I'll tell you what's funny about you.

You stutter. When you go on TV and you try to be me, it's not funny. It comes off of notchus. It's a very fine line. You are funny when you are yourself. When you start to talk about yourself, there is a certain naivete about you that is interesting. That is funny. I mean, it's stupid. And that is funny when you start to stammer about your life. Okay. When you go on the air and you run around like Howard and you look like you're doing a bad Howard impression. You are not funny. Okay.

So afterwards when you come off these shows and you say to me, was I funny? Or you say to Jackie, Jackie, was I funny? That's funny. Because you're so insecure, you're funny. You're being you. When you go on these shows and you're me and You're yelling at people and you're stuttering and you lose your charm Now here's the other thing you want to learn about yourself You don't take criticism well. You don't listen Fucking nailing it. This is the mid-90s. this guy saw this back that is going hey idiot

You're not funny and you're not listening to anyone who's telling you you're not funny. You should pay attention to that It's amazing No Stradamus You've been trying to accomplish this It WTP has been trying to accomplish exactly what he's been always and and you saw John there. He's not listening He's not paying attention in fact. I bet he was high-fiving guys in the back room. I got the air today. Yeah, the 40 minutes On the air today. He's like, yes, yes Never how it says all right now look at world-howard fans here

But this is where Howard loses me. If you play by tracking number three, sometimes you get up on his high horse and acts like he's a different person than he actually is. His high horse is a... You know why I've been on top of show-long? If a postal worker came up to me, told me you had a good idea, I would actually listen to it. I would actually entertain it, because I don't consider myself better than a postal worker. Howard would make eye contact with a post-torker. Are you kidding me? No shit. You're not allowed to see him in the hallway.

It's serious ex-app. There's no fucking way he's talking to the little people. I worked there for 10 years. I never saw Howard. You're not allowed to be there not on the same time. Yeah. I came up in the elevator sometimes with the Fred or a Gary or so. And I never saw Howard in 10 years. They brought him up like it was he was radioactive. Yeah. Just don't look at him. Don't see him. But that's how we're telling John. Hey, you gotta listen to whatever

one's opinion is. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to figure it out. All right. Hey, you gotta listen to whatever one's opinion is up there with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm funny. Oh yeah. So he thinks he's a funny guy. Obviously. And my track number five, this really sums up this whole weekend. How it explains this perfectly. And remember, again, this is 30 years ago. He describes it perfectly. Let me ask you. Do you see yourself as funny?

Do you think you're funny? I'm not supposed to say it. No, you can say whatever you want. I'm saying what you feel. I mean, I'm trying to help you now. I thought you thought I was funny. No. No.

You are funny when I tell you what to say and you're yourself and you're genuine and you stammer. That's funny. So you say I should be more genuine. You would never be a stand-up comedian. Oh! Try to be funny. You come say I should be more. You would never be a stand-up comedian. Oh, try to be funny. You come off obnoxious. Okay. When you're yourself, if Conan O'Brien asks you a question, it says, John, what's it like when you ask these people

these horrible questions? And if you, and many times you'll say, you know, gee, Howard puts the words in my mouth or Jackie and Fred put the words in my mouth. And I'm embarrassed. Whatever your genuine feeling is. And then all of a sudden you start to stutter and you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's funny. That's funny. People laughing at you, not with you.

Yes, yes. Yes, it's fun to watch you. It's made up of 30 years ago. That's what's funny. John, we're laughing at you, not with you. That couldn't be more clear from Howard Stern, who hired that man so that they could all laugh at him. 30 years ago, he knew it.

He knew it that long ago. And John has been not being funny for 30 years. And he didn't take the advice. And Anthony, the thing that I've realized, and I've been talking about this recently, as we go through, Centering John's book, easy for you to say, the talent that Howard Stern has to make these nothings interesting, is unbelievable.

That's always been the talent over there. Yeah, it's unbelievable because you see Grillo after he doesn't work at the Stern Show anymore, and you're like, who gives a fuck about the sky. But he still texts me. And he's great. He's the best. Oh, because it comes up the show soon.

But this isn't the track number six is an example of how Howard makes John was just sitting there like an idiot. Interesting. I still came up. Why don't you write me? What do you mean, Faber? I'm going to pull my pants down here. Put it over.

Go ahead. Come on. Rik me now. Come on. Come on. Go. Rik me. down here put it over go ahead come on Rick me now Go give me slow right do it to me now just give it to me Come on Howard there it is Howard there it is take it now right me now you kidding me come on put the probe in Howard you know I take my temperature Hi, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye. Yep. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is he's not good as a guest on shows, he couldn't be a stand up, but he must be good at call screen. My track number 19 is some information about John as a call screener. Uh-oh. Oh. We're doing so early to you. Wait a minute, it's here somewhere. Let me get to Wikipedia so I can read it. It's like the whole system doesn't work anyway. You're a total jinx and a moron. You know what? I left you guys.

You know, you know, why you came on? He's searching around for an implant for his brain. Yeah. That'll help. Why did you slip me a note? Because I was writing it out, but when you picked it up, phone. Got douchebag. That guy's been on hold for at least five minutes. I've been watching you do the phone. You know what the guy on the phone, the last call was right. I can't have someone scream the calls because I've got a moron scream in the cold. Last call I thought was good because he was good, but what do I know? You got to give me a note. I'm writing them down man.

You're not, you're not bright enough. You had that guy on hold for five minutes. I stalled for five minutes during the pence of the phone phone calls waiting for you to slip me in. You didn me, you know you didn't You're a Go up to mommy Well that went well This is the guy who brags that he was not the call screener, but a writer.

I was said in Howard Notes, instead of the jokes, and I was the call screener, he couldn't even get a note over an hour. Yeah, I don't know who was unholded. Did you ever see his resume about what he did? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He makes it sound like nothing could have gone on without him there. No, it's the resume of Sam Simon. You think it was a showrunner for the sipsons with his resumes. Oh, it created for us. I've never heard anyone compliment John. On his job, they just never have. There's not one clip of Howard

going, wow, John, you really came to the table and did a great job. It's always you're adult, you're an idiot, you're not funny. And that's why you're here. I mean, he did give him really good advice that time. He did. To abort his child. Oh, that one. Oh, okay, that one.

Oh, I didn't hear about that. Does John ever talk about that? Yeah, Howard had told him. Howard told John he should have board his kid. Yeah, he's too stupid. Yeah, he's gonna make a stupid kid. Right, I mean, he can't even pull off being a call screener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So being a father is gonna be a difficult task. Maybe if the hang a ripped off two tits. Oh,

my kids. No, if you guys remember, Stuttering John got a job on K-Rock being the afternoon disc jockey. Oh, God. And for a while, he actually had a four hour shift as a disc jockey. Then he got fired because he sucks.

Because he's not funny. He's trying to be Howard Stern, he's obnoxious. But then, they hire him again to do a noon shift noon to one And then it gets fired again. That's the dead shift by the way It's a horrible radio. Yeah, you give it to somebody that just doesn't know what they're doing right it doesn't matter So K rock brings in this guy Chuck roast Cheers everybody Cheers, cheers, cheers everybody. Don't eat, don't eat. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b is that's the most intelligent thing I've ever had. He's killing it. Nailed it. Oh.

All right. So to brother Wee's. Yeah, as Wee's here. Ellen. All right, so if you play my track number seven, this is John got fired by the new K-Rock programming director, Chuck Roast, and Chuck's in the studio with Howard. Fuck it. Yeah. Wait, wait, I don't think you understand what that fucking name means.

Food names, ten of them, twelve seconds go. We're gonna have Chuck roast beef sandwiches tonight at the tab you're worried so Play by track number seven. We'll see how this goes down. I was promised out that I would ever get fired again I'll tell you the exact one. No, don't think I'm lying I was fired once as a DJ here. I was a DJ for two years. I got fired. Why do they make you a DJ in the first place? Okay, no, no, this is a wall back I did you a Who the arms are up? I had a four-hour show. Right. I was fired a

Year-latest people inside we want you to do a show from 12 to 1. I go steep I'm not gonna do it unless you guarantee I'm not getting fired. I go. I'm not going through that again So guaranteed he said you're not gonna get fired It's right. He left. I'm going through it again But you have a contract that says you can never be fired. He's stevening fire. He's right. He laughs. Now, I'm going through it again. But do you have a contract that says you can never be fired? No, it was a verbal thing that Steve and I agreed on. I don't steal up.

That's why I knew one's to get. But I'm sorry, Tom knew about that deal as well. A verbal thing. Yeah. Jack goes, I can't be fired. That's how employment works. I'm impervious to fire. Yeah. You guys told me you wouldn't fire me.

That was a joke. Imagine going into a, it sounds like something because Stan's a weird joke. I need you to guarantee I cannot be fire. We can't do that. How do you guarantee you can't be fired? Johnson, idiot. Unless you're me.

At this point. All right, so now John explains that it's not his fault that his show sucks so bad. My track number eight, the programming director is right there in the room with them. And this is John explaining why it sucks. My problem with a lot of the music here, how did they play the same music over and over again Ed dude Did you learn anything about radio? Did you learn that the average listener doesn't listen for four hours They listen for 15 minutes in a clip and if they don't hear a song they like they tune out Well, the other thing is why do you so many?

Why do you so many his songs to you ever problem? I feel I'm gonna get a radio So many songs to choose from and it's a watch a giant grow on the same John sounds like enough So John's thought was like if I got to pick the songs Because that's how radio where that's our radio or and your requests are definitely taken seriously when you call and request a song Yeah, So even back that nothing was John's fault. Things just happened to him.

And he was even promised he wouldn't be fired. And yet somehow some way they figured out a way to get him out of that game. Wouldn't he still have the job? Yeah. Right. It could plot tracks as paragraph three sector two eight five. Yeah. I can't be. Have they changed? Oh, have they changed formats now too? So like it from noon to one is just like rock. The two eight five. I can't be. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. So the last section I want to play for us is Stuttering John's last day on the Howard Stern show. So he put in this two week notice and he's got his last day. It's going to be his triumphant victory lap on the air because if you guys are paying attention to easy for you to say what we're doing on our Patreon right now, John says, and I decided that I would go on air for that entire two weeks. He was going to do Howard a favor. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and go on air for that entire two weeks. He was going to do Howard a favor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And go on air for him. Get fans what they want. What did you shoot yourself? Kind of what they want. So again, Howard Stern, understanding what's happening here and everything that's going on with John getting hired by Jay Leno to be the announcer of the tonight show. It's a goof. It's a goof. It's a goof. It's a goof. It's a

goof. It's a goof. He's a jackal. Track number 10. How would it explain that this is a revenge fuck from Jay Leno? That's all this is. And plus you know what Jay and plus you also know what Jay is doing. I mean, Jay's taking something that he never would have put on the air in the first place. It wasn't for the fact that John was on our show and never would have hired John ever. So it defeated. Oh. So basically they didn't hire John Melendez. They hired a stuttering John from the Howard Sturd show. They were trying to get a younger demo. They were trying to hit the fucking show up a little bit. It's like when you call a fat guy, tiny.

Yes. It's like, oh, the announcer for this tonight show is the stuttering guy. It's so preposterous. Oh, there's funny. Yeah. In and of it. So except for the stutterers and idiots, that's the guy. He earned the job. Right. Yeah. That's the twist.

Right. Yeah. The fucking M night shamanon twist at the end. I'm actually a blithorigadian. We know that's not a twist, John. So, that's not surprising at all. First frame after the credits. So what's great about this is that John didn't tell Howard he was offered this job

And he just put in this two-week notice and quit and Howard was pissed that he wouldn't come to him first and say listen I got an offer you know So at least they could like counter if they wanted to or obviously they're not gonna pay John a half million dollars a year And John knows that but So this is track number 11 This is Howard explaining that he probably should have told him. I was talking about, I'm not going to go through it with you again. I said to you, I don't want to hear about your cockamami scheme.

That's right. I don't want to, the same with Tom's talking about, not about, if you, it's a big difference if you're leaving the show. Come on, John. I'm talking about, you know what I didn't want to talk about. All your cockamami, uh, uh, Southern John, or your book. Yeah. This, you're that the other thing. I said, talk to Gary. Let him know. And I will

talk to you on a case by case basis. Or I'll tell Gary when you were leaving the show. It's a whole different ball game. And you had no problem picking up the phone at the day of the contract. And those other. Yeah. So, so basically what's happening here is John's constantly going hey, can I go on? I'm a celebrity get me out of here. Hey, can I write a book? Hey there? Yeah, approach me to make t-shirts. Can I do that? And I was going to stop talking to me John? I don't want to talk about your bullshit anymore.

The answer is about I ames and the fire. He's right. Yes. Making sure if something else pans out. Yeah. He was being paid like what 30,000 a year. At that time it was $85,000 a year. From the Howard Sterns? Yes, at the time that he locked the show, yeah. I didn't hear that. Right, just bucks going on.

I was going to get some really inside there. Yeah. But John, John with inflation, John is going to complain about his pay. This is my track number 12. That's the problem. I know it's weird. Howard for 15 years, I've been paid literally nothing. So suddenly I'm literally not because I because every weekend, I'm out on, I'm not

blaming you for it. But I'm saying, suddenly I'm going to, I'm, I'm, I'm maybe you know, maybe you would have seen you and dimmageddon. And I've talked to Mel. Two, two years ago, I've had a long conversation. Oh, I put this on. I'm in. Why would you come long conversation begging you. I still made nothing. I still made nothing. Why wouldn't you come to someone to say you got another job offer? That's what it was.

You got to pay me. Maybe. Yeah. That's what it takes in any business. That's what it is. You've got to use things to your advantage. Yeah. John's not understanding this at all. He has no value as stuttering John Melendez. That's all he is Yeah, so they're gonna pay him the bare minimum to keep him there. That's an overinflated sense of self-worth correct So now he's going well, they offered me more money. So obviously you guys are underpaying me not so fast That's not what that means at all

You're always worth 80,000 dollars a year Yes, so this is where Tom Giazano You were always worth $80,000 a year. Just that. Yes. So this is where Tom Giazano chimes in. This is my track number 13. Well, I mean, do you think I get paid here? I get paid because Mel's afraid that someone else is going to make me a better money off. Tom didn't believe I could do anything else.

What are you talking about? Even when you're like, I got the job he's like, no way, like get out of here. You, you know what everybody said that show, right? Well, the job,'s like no way like it out here you Right John What are you doing? Yeah, it's like this speech I gave Opie During the great great great great debate You can't do anything. I could do plenty of things what?

What are you gonna do? What? No idea. I go spin records. Go to Rochester and spin fucking right. If only would have said be a stuttering announcer, that would have been a funny career. Yeah, yeah.

That would have come back for that. Yeah. Unfortunately, did not. All right. Here's Jay Leno. Are you a boner guy? It works. What are you boner guy?

Talking about. Jay Cheers. All right. So this is work. It's funny. Because now Howard asks John if he thinks the tonight show is a funny show. Because at this time with Jay Leno, eh, not so much. Check for it, dude, out there. Okay. Is Jay Leno's tonight show funny?

Yeah. Yeah. Better say that.. Okay, is Jay Leno's tonight show funny? Yeah. Better say that. That is high pitch opiates right there. Yeah, that's great. The higher the voice, the bigger the line. Yeah, correct.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then a color. Yeah. Then a color.

Yeah. And then a collar, a collar, a collar, a collar's head. And wants to know if things don't work out with Leno, but of course they will, but if things don't, would Howard Hire and Backen listen up quickly Howard answers the question. Oh yeah. If I, if it doesn't work out between him and Jay Leno, let's say in six months, and he gets rid of him, will you rehire? No.

Ah, ah, ah. Before the hymn came out. Yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah. No. How is it? Very, like, he doesn't take that shit. No.

Yeah. If you find him, like Jackie, with Jackie left, Jackie was personning on grotto. Of course. Dead, of course. Of course. Damn. So yeah, I don't hear them talk about Shuley very often out the show these days either to be honest with you.

Yeah, this doesn't work out. Shuley, you're going to be back with Howard. No, what you're up to show you're up to show. All right, so then this gets very funny because they want to ask John if Leno is funnier than Letterman. Oh, it's so. It's funny. You're letterman and Leno, John.

Leno. I hate letterman. Oh, John. Hold on a second. I swear to God, man, I die right now. Funny. And he's been working on killing himself for 30 years. So I guess every single person there was just like, Oh, how can you see your losing the threat here, John? What are you talking about? Nobody thinks that that's true. So now Tom is going to explain to John that he was paid what he was worth. Believe it or not,

John's still not getting it. I can't I shocked by this. But there's a concept called value of the market. Stocks are worth something because people are willing to pay that for the price. That's right. That's right. He's going to pay more and then they'll pay everybody nothing until somebody else, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you care how you get the money? You know, usually guy in a lot of companies when you do a good job. Of course, freaking bulls. How would you not always have other companies? You never worked for another company.

What are your firestone when you drove the truck that was your job before year? Oh, so that Gary nails it right there. That's perfect. John's explaining how business works and he has no idea how business works. It's the only job he ever had. Why are they just throwing more money at me because we don't need to? That's why we're not throwing more money at you, John. The most interesting part of that clip is that Howard

and Tom Chesano only agreed on one thing in their entire career together. How much John sucks? Yes, they're right. Every time and Howard's actually going, yeah, look, Tom's right. Why do I know? If you were a a fan you knew they never agreed on shit And he did call him Tom cheap a son oh, yeah, and all that shit. It's like oh John sucks. Oh, yeah

Yeah, we're there the dumb button. That was a whole fucking problem and everything Yeah, all of a sudden their besties when they're talking about Southern John's fake nothing they're high-fiving the other day was Tom Chisano gave a read to Howard to promote wings when John was a guest star on the show wings. And Howard didn't want to talk about it. And they called him up and said, why aren't you talking about Sudden rejohn and wings? He goes, I'm not going to talk about it. So the wings bought time on K-Rock for reads that how it had a read and he didn't

read them. Yeah. And she's son of Kemen yelling at him. You got to read it. They paid for it. He goes, no, fire me. Fuck you. I'm not doing that.

That's how much he hated John. Yes. And what John was doing. What also proves that the other reason why John was on that show or any of the shows he was on. Of course. I'm a celebrity to get me out of here., wings, whatever he was doing is so that Howard would talk about it.

They wanted Howard to talk about it. And these idiots never figured that out. Even though Howard told them that multiple times. I never talking about it. Yeah. John, you said you never figured that like Eric the actor still thinks that he has acting chops. So that's right.

I can't believe this. Robin did a fresh principle air. Did she really? Yeah, and how we talked about that, because it's Rob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's not going to go out on a limb and put his neck out there for fucking real slipper in the face on wings. I got a flight.

I'm sure it was all stiff too. Can I get a ticket to pick it's to Pittsburgh? Glorious All right, but the last clip I have here a color calls in and predicts John's fate and Nell's it It's tonight Callie guy always hang up on remember me. Oh, you mean the guy I put through about two thousand times Yeah, a few times, but you always hang up on. Remember me? Oh. You mean the guy I put through about 2,000 times? Yeah, a few times, but you always hang up.

You're the worst phone screener. So you have a life because of Howard. And you're a loser. You're going to a traitor. And good reading. And you know what? When you do a losing job with Leno, and you sell your house, your whole life will go down the drain.

I don't wish that on John. I don't wish you don't. I wish that was going you don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish you don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish amazing to me that everybody knew what was gonna happen to Senator Johnnie moved out to LA. He was gonna, he bought the most expensive house. He could barely afford it. And his family. A Karen, I bought the most expensive tree. We needed that money, Karen. Exactly. So of course, he lost his job, he lost the house.

It's a certain kind of rich, my father used to tell you about. All right, I want to thank Athe Kumio and Missy B. Thank you. For coming on the show. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you, man. Awesome. They'll be around later for the Dabby Awards, and of course our meet and greet coming up after this. We're hanging out, and every so often I'll go out there very rarely to get another beer in a shot and meet the people that are also ranging alcoholics.

Also. At this time I want to bring up Trucker Andy and Jen from the Jingo's Department. I hate to do this at Dabblecon but we have to talk about someone else Tommy from MSCS media Andy decided to go back and check out his first episode ever humble beginnings. Yes This video only has like 2,000 views on it. It's not even the 700,000 that we're used to out of this guy. You're the question of bot farm, was not it? Yeah, before he bought the bot farm.

Yeah, right. So Andy, I didn't watch the part one, I watched part two of this. Okay. I want you to start things off to introduce us to Tommy's first episode. Yeah, I don't know if it's his first, but it's the one. It's the oldest one on YouTube. Yeah. So what we're going to learn about here is the true benefits of marijuana from two people

that are not experts in any single way. But the show must start with an ad read. There's a sponsor. So in my clip one, this is Tommy's sponsor. And just so you know, Andy's clips are the ones that start with MSCS and N1. MSCS1. His name is William Moore. His firm is in Fort Lauderdale. He's sponsor on the show today. He's a killer attorney. He wins everything. He goes to trial. You can't lose with him. You hire him. You can't win. I like winners. I like winners.

Drugs, DIY, ticket. He can win them all. Okay. Drugs, DIY, botch, cheekbone, surgery. You hire him. You can't win. He said you hire him. You can't win. Okay, we take out three kids on a scooter while driving drug. So this is obviously time he's DWI attorney that he's paying an ad. Right. Well, and the part two of this, he had another sponsor

on the show. I remember today he's got monster energy drink. You know, he's got big national sponsors, but back in his humble beginnings, if you play my track number three, we learn about his early sponsors out of the show. And then our sponsor for this episode is Vivita Reflections. They are in East and Pennsylvania, 100 North, Third Street, East and PA, 18042. You can call them at 908 361 8043 and what they do is if you lost your hair they tattoo Basically your hair If you're If you're an alien

Yeah, is that hair tattooed on? Yeah, think so. They tattoo on air at this place in Pennsylvania. Yeah, that was a that was a Patrick Michael level. And that's the Wikipedia of Adrys. Yeah, yeah, fuck is going on. Here's the Google Whistig up here. It's for everyone to look at. I don't think he makes money for advertisers. I'm going to go out of the limb.

All right, what else you got over there, Andy? Okay, my clip to is this dude Brian, that's not introduced in any single, there's no last name, there's no credentials about this guy knowing what the fuck he's talking about, but Brian, like, heard himself waitlifting, and suddenly he's an expert on medical marijuana. Well, that's just great about this,

can I watch part two of this. It's all about medical marijuana, but this guy talks about we like a stoner does. This has nothing to do with medical at all. No. He's like, yeah, like bogs, like ripping bonds. Put some ice in there, like this is a very medical sounding. And you have three herniated discs.

Three herniated discs. Now, let's start from here. How did you get the three-honey disc? So I was in a competitive bodybuilding. Yeah. Blue it out, don't see much weight. Just hit it one time. Try to go again. Try and max mount my PR. Hit the next one. Boom. The rest of the history. It was downhill from there after that. What a story teller. People talking about weightlifting is maybe the most boring thing you could possibly talk about, right? Don't ask me. It's not fun.

And why would I take fitness advice from an Eagle fan? The guy does not look like he's in shape in any single way. Fly Eagles fly, right into a fucking plane propeller. We decided to become a stoner instead of a bodybuilder, and he went from him. He's not gonna have a physique smoke and weed all day long. Yeah, okay. I didn't know that Tommy always looked that strange.

Oh yeah. He didn't, he looked like that. I thought that he could be. From the day he was built. That's how he's like. I thought it was more like a slow stuttering genre. And he ate Tommy protocols. Well, if you play my track too, Tommy asks about wax so you can get THC in wax form. And he's very confused of how any of this works. Like Tommy acts like he's an expert because he's the Joe Rogan guy.

He knows nothing about weed at all. Yeah. Now what's the wax? So the wax is just, it's a different way to smoke. It's a much more higher concentration. So the thing that's actually getting you high on these, if you'd see, is that crystallization that is all on which of the THC.

But I mean, if they're using a pen, because my guess is that most people are going to use the pen. Okay. So what do you want to know about the pen? Well, not the pen. Like the pen versus the wax. Okay. So tell me it's very confused.

What any of this is. He's not really reading a pen. He's not really reading a pen. He's not really reading a is? He's not really in the pen asshole All right, Eddie. What else did you pick up on from this? I don't know. Okay clip for this is evidence that Tommy is not fucking listening That and this guy is just droning on about how you love to fucking get high and time he's doing anything except listening to him Because it'll become clear in another clip, but let's let's watch clip 4 right now So then you went and got a marijuana car or you want to paint killer or what so I was Subscribed right off the bat with 80 milligram bike it in right off right off the jump jump so this has happened over three years ago

right off the back they were already subscribing me Never was about doing any of that I want to know what he's reaching for yeah Yeah, I think he's reaching for John's son daughter Hey, uh, Jen, can you just talk for a little while? I got something I had to do over here. So that he asked him about what happened with his injury and Brian is like, I didn't want to touch painkillers any single way. But in clip three, maybe he didn't hear that for some reason

because he was doing anything except a list of he do is. Can I have some of your bike in it? No, it's not the point. But not a good listener. Clip three. And when I came down here with one of the best specialists down here, he reverted me to medical marijuana to help my pain. And he goes, your back, I would never touch it with a scalpel ever in my whole entire life. Me, while up north, it was a whole different doctor, different money, different everything else. And they were trying to fully fuse multiple parts of my

vertebrae automatically right off the back. Nothing else. And that's what led you to the medical marijuana. So you were in Pennsylvania, you couldn't get shit. Yeah. So then you decided to move down here in June. Yep. You got down here in June. You saw that if you had a really bad condition,

any medical condition, to be honest with you, that caused pain or some sort was one of the products of using medical marijuana. Okay. And then what? Okay. That wasn't the right clip, but no. We learned a lot.

You're learning it at this. And then you went to paint killers. No, you know, you never even went to. I still got the same bottle that they prescribed me three years ago. You just didn't take it and you dealt with it. I think I've taken maybe five out of the 30 of they give me. Yes, stupid. You know, you already told, you was like, you went to paint killers?

No, I already said. I didn't want painkillers. Also, if you're sitting on 25, like it is, you could sell those. It's kind of a dumb thing to hold onto in my opinion. That's a good point. Yeah. I'm sorry I went out of order and the control booth.

Sorry, he's still trying his best to act. Yeah. He's calling for us this week. What else, Carl? Oh, well, actually, I checked out a newer episode. We were talking to a couple of chiropractors. And it's fun because this one chiropractor is talking about how he's basically Jesus.

He's given death people the ability to hear, blind people the ability to see. I'm not mincing words here. This is literally what this guy is talking about. My track number four, he teams up with this other chiropractor and time his question is, why did you want to work with this guy? Think I was basically Jesus.

But I knew, you know, you always strive to do more and want to do more. And this was, you know, the opportunity to do that. Yeah, but what makes you willing to risk your career, your life, your income, your archiopractor for how long? 10, 14 years at the time. Yeah. And you give that up to go with Dr. P.

Well, what was the big turning point? Yeah, you saw I'll make you guy not that if you made it, made a guy not blind. That's enough to give up your 14, 10, 14 year career to go with him. Like, what was the banger that you were like, okay? Yeah, so it's pretty fucking incredible. Yeah. Yeah, but what did you do that was actually special though?

But as he do anything incredible, and he made you what it is, also this guy's a chiropractor. He's like, I didn't give up my career. I can still be a chiropractor. It's like I quit my job at GE to go follow this guy who cures the deaf. So then, which this is great, my track number five, time to decide these guys are both chiropratures. He decides to slam chiropractors to their faces. When you're a chiropractor, and then you leave kind of leave, you know, half of the country

thinks chiropractic is bullshit. It's just a reoccurring bill. What is your opinion of chiropractic now that you're involved with the zone? Because it seems to me like it's a reoccurring bill. Everybody I know who goes to a chiropractic has to go every month or every other, every two weeks and it's like a bandaid, but doesn't correct. This guy's a so-and-go-no, my planet needs me. These guys are so-and-go-no, it's like, so you guys are quacks, right?

You guys just charge people, you don't fix anything, and that's the deal, right? That's what I'm with, thanks. That's true, right? It didn't work immediately, so you're quack. and we're immediately, so you're a quack. Yeah, that's all shit. Yeah. All right, so this guy, the guy who's Jesus, gets clients from Malaysia all over the world, really, but Tommy's really focused on Malaysia for some reason.

And he wants to know, what's the thing that this guy did? Remember, here's deaf people, here's blind people. But tell me what you know, why do people all over the world want to work with you? What's the thing that you did that my track number six? And what did you do? Because you got people flying to you from Malaysia, different countries.

There's three different countries in cities. That's a lot. 15 out of Malaysia. Congratulations. What was it that sparked that? What session, who'd you fix? What did you do? Where people started flying from other countries? Whatever. What a riveting interview that is. So you've cornered the Malaysia market. Congratulations. That's an all-business people trying to pull off.

When they're doing this. All right. So now it turns out this guy had a practice in a building right next to the World Trade Center when 9-11 happened and so this is track number seven. Him talking about that. I went back home to New York. Where's your open heart? Across in the World Trade Center. Oh, wow. And at 9-11 the World Trade Center fell in my office.

Oh, shit. I don't know. Tell me about that. Just playing just business. He He's been here three times as I mentioned that. The plane just made me see. He saw the plane. Yeah. He's been in here three times as I mentioned that. To tell me about that. That's interesting. Well, I just just want to say that. My girlfriend's patient. A very first. They carried some girl in an eight-year-old girl. They carried her in. She couldn't walk. So I have to woke up.

Her legs were like paralyzed. She couldn't walk. They didn't know what would happen. They brought it, her legs were paralyzed. She couldn't walk. Didn't know what happened. They brought it to me. I worked on it for two minutes. She walked out of my first patient of my career. All right, so basically all the people who died in 9-11 this guy brought back to life. Just to see it out.

So if anyone thinks that that's a tragedy, it wasn't. Everyone's fine. Everyone went home to their families later that day. That's great. Because of this guy. And the reason why I played that is because Tommy goes off on the scene. You saw, excitedly, he got about 9-11 just there.

He's like, whoa, 9-11, I love talking about that. So he is going to spit some straight facts about 9-11, my track number 8-8. I had the head of the Secret Service and who investigated that. 36-hundred engineers he had in there, independent report. You know what the report included? What's that? Demolition. Of independent report yeah you know what the report concluded what's that demolition of course you know do you know what else they did what they changed every elevator the World Trade Center three weeks before 9.11 the elevators were changed nine years ago has 30 year warranty every elevator was changed three weeks before

that guy there Rick Prada was the CIA. He went in 61 days before 9-11 to Bush and Rumsfeld. He said, look, the cells are quiet. They're coming on these planes. I always thought it was Bush. Rumsfeld said, no, not enough information. That head of the fucking CIA, then the head of the secret service who investigated demolition demolition and after he had said that you could see you could see it was bothering you know he had seen a lot of shit and his wife worked in building seven but she had been off that week so after that he's like you know I just told him wrong and you know you just like I'm hope I'm wrong and that that was one of those things where you

kind of just let it go. Sure. At that point. Is it odd that you could explain that the US government was behind 9-11 on YouTube and that's fine. But if you say imply the vaccine doesn't work as well as they said it was going to, you're immediately kicked out there. Why is that Andy?

What do you think the meeting is behind that? I love the tummy. I love the tummy. You do. Tubby is a space alien and a 9-11 truth. I love that about him. My track number nine, I want to know what the fuck he's implying here when he talks about, uh, Roll Trace and her seven. Well, I'm building seven about a week after 9-11. I went back to my apartment to get some stuff and I looked under building seven Seven days after 9-11 and the fire guys were shooting water on it 24-7 the fire was still burning. I

Mean what? Please What does that mean the fire guys were shooting water on the fire seven days later? Yeah, what does that mean what is he playing there he still burning? Yeah, what does that mean? What does he like there? What's he saying? What does that mean? I just love how this guy is just like, Oh, what's going on out here?

9-11? It's just usual, I guess. Back to work. No, he was out there catching people as they were jumping out of the building. Ah, all right, got you, got you. He's like catching people falling out of buildings and adjusting their bass. They're good to go. I've never watched better. Thank you, sir he's like catching people falling out of buildings and adjusting their best

Never walked better. Thank you sir. These customers are just well. I got a sky Anything else you want to play from the first episode that you check out yeah, yeah, let's let's not forget that Brian was reverted by a specialist for his vertebrae and he was subscribed to Marijuana for his back pain. So this guy can't fucking talk, but he's not the only one because this is an epic saga of Tommy not being able to understand the difference between Inaka and Sativa. Okay. And clip six. Innaka and Sativa. Okay. And clip six. So we have, there's many different strains for every day use.

So like I said, Tiva would be one that you would use during the middle, during the day, during the middle of the day. And in the end, that could be more towards as you're going to bed at night time. So to speak. So there's, there's, there's there's Indika, there's Sativia, and then there's hybrid. Yes. And the

hybrid is the mix in between the mix between the two of them, honestly. So hybrid is the definition of the word hybrid. Yes, that's an hybrid. No shit. What's hybrid? That's a third thing. So stevia is a sweetener. And the piva is a weed. But sativa is a moron alarm. So when somebody says that, you know, they're fucking retarded. You know, seven, maybe you'll figure it out. Well, listen, on Venus, they don't have any of those strains. So he's just getting caught up here. Andy, anything else from that episode? Yeah. Clip eight. He finally gets a hate the hang of things. Okay good

Yeah, just you got the end of the cut you got the hybrid you got the sativia so Nope Fucking says it like the guy never for a correction. I was rooting for him too. I never did correct him. He was really polite, but he did say Sativia at least 20. Every single time. I know. Every time. I was getting so and I'm like, why can't he just say it right? But it's not just his fault because in clip 9, Brian doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about.

He says the wrong thing too. Really? Shocking. Is he high? So like if I were to smoke say, S.A.T.V.O. right in the morning time, I'm going to be zoned for the rest of the day. Now when you say zoned, what do you mean, zoned?

I'll sleepy, not ready for work, lazy. Officer Tv. All for the indica. Indica. Oh, yes. The S.A.T.V.O. is the one that will keep you going for the rest of the day. Keep you going to the indica, like I said, Indica. Indica. Indica. Okay. The Sativa is the one that will keep you going for the rest of the day. Keep you going.

The Indica like I said, Indica. What? And that's the way. The news goes. At least he said Sativa, but he said Sativa when he met Indica. So this guy at one point did say what he did for living. He cuts hair. Yeah.

And he's constantly high. Yeah, well, yeah. I always wanted to see my barber on a show, talking about way seating is every day. That's how it's good. As someone who does cut hair, you don't really want to be high. No, no.

You don't. Everybody's coming out of that barber job with fucking lightning bolts. Oh, you didn't want that? Oh, shit. Did you want the red dude do? Yeah, silly what we got here. I'm sorry. Terri option. You got a rat tail and a lightning bowl. All you get is a reverse mohawk. Okay, so in clip 10,

they've exact, they've answered exactly one fucking question. And they finally get to the bottom of the difference between Sativya and Inaka. So when you smoke the Sativya in the morning, it doesn't affect your war tag ethic. It doesn't mess you up at all. You can you can function like a normal person. Yeah 100% and you would never even know I was ever high. And it takes away the pain. Yeah for the rest of the day So so back to the initial question. So all of them take away the pain. Yes, it's that it's which one you do when exactly 100% and

Fucking know all about this shit My favorite part is like you can be like a normal person My favorite part is like you can be like a normal person. I could smoke this and be Earth human, podcast or Tommy. I can be human. Well, it doesn't make you human. It doesn't start as being human to begin with, but you can still be human. All right, I'm explaining this to you.

Well, you do you, Tommy. I apologize. No one told me there was gonna be boasting All right, let's clip clip 11. This is they're gonna sum up Basically brideslaid story which is just like uproot your whole fucking family moved to Florida and just like Throw shit at the wall to see what we'd works best for you because you have a Raitard alert works best for you because you have a fucking great great hard alert class And is this if you have a big problem

instead of taking pain pills you go get the medical marijuana you go to the right state if you got a movie you got to move it's better than being addicted to pills yeah just move okay so you go there you get the medical marijuana car what you have And then you start basically playing with what works best for you. And then once you figure that out, you don't have to worry about being addicted to some, you know, pill or Florida spend hundreds of dollars to figure out what weed gets rid of your back pain. It's that easy. Problem solved. Problem solved.

Alright. Very good advice. Well, Tommy from MSCS Media, I don't know. I'm upset that he's actually moved to Spotify now. It's harder to get his videos for Spotify than his YouTube, which is a nine. Which is a nine. I guess. I guess. So we'll continue to keep an eye on him.

And I want to thank Jenny Jingo's trucker Andy for coming up. Thank you both for being on the show. Oh, thanks for having us. All right, guys, we have to address this. I want to bring up Market Polito in Chrissy Mayor because right now it is time. It's time to mock.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Chris. All right. So Mark, you have a couple stories to tell us, but before we get to that, I want to show you some clips because Chad has been losing his mind over dabble con. That's the only reason why I'm up here. Yes, I didn't want to do this, but the past week has just been fucking ridiculous.

I asked Mark to do this weeks ago. And he looked at me straight in the face and said no, so I just don't like talking shit about anybody, especially like on cameras, but like literally this whole week has been tough. The mayor's office was contacted. The chief of police's office was contacted by someone known person saying that there's gonna be riots here, fights and all sorts of stuff by person saying that there's gonna be riots, your fights and all sorts of stuff by exactly by the same fucking dumb fuck that we're about to talk about. And let's start off with a brand new song parody from Do In Vance, everybody! We got losers, we got big boys Got turned away at the comedy store,

we got bad shows Our standards are low, all our comedians blow, our talent scout he did stop. He breathes real hard. He's a retarget. And he stole my grandmother's credit card. And he's bitter because he got God rejected by Chrissy Mark. Mmm, mmm, mmm, he loves dry bars. Well, I love dry bars. Stand up comedy hill And everybody on that stage right now

Should be working at Taco Bell Some think they're Bill Martin They won't go far Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm I love dry bars So, Janet had a drive-out special that nobody's seen, and since then he's decided to live stream on Instagram for 19 people at a time, and then he immediately deletes what he put out there, but thankfully there are people who get record for me. He's like the opposite of a content creator. He will stream until people come in and start commenting.

Yeah. And then he leaves. Then he gets freaked out. Yeah, he gets scared. Yeah, because Stilto, Aaron, will send people over to his livestream and then he sees like 10 people shoppers. Fuck. Yeah. This is crazy.

I can't believe this. So people watching me. So my track number one on my chat things, I want you guys to see this and then we'll talk about what chats son here at this comedy club. All right, let me get to dabble con guys. Let's talk about dabble con because that's going down to see some positive or to feel.

People don't like I'm being criticizing it, saying it's gonna flop, it's gonna bomb. Listen, I like Shulee, I like Bob, a couple people like over there, but there's a lot of assholes, and they have been nothing but assholes to me, unprovoked. Unprovoked. Unprovoked. Unprovoked. What's up?

Who he meant? Yeah, I love the fact that he's like unprovoked. This guy talked shit about everyone all day long on the internet, non-stop, and he's up, who he meant? Yeah, I love the fact that he's like, unprovoked. This guy talked shit about everyone all day long on the internet nonstop. And he's like, I don't know why people are picking on me. What did I ever fucking do? I'm just poor, innocent chat. Yeah.

All right, so I dedicated my entire Patreon to ripping on Chrissy and her boyfriend. But I don't know why they're mad at me. I don't know what the problem is here. Go figure. So, let it first met him. I don't know if anybody ever remember a place in Webster called the Comedy club that I used to have

Yeah, even out there I had a comedian out there named Sam Tripoli and he's like hey, can I bring my features? Chanzo mock. I was like, yeah sure come on out and It was nice enough, you know, I was trying to give people the benefit of that when I meet him and he says hey Listen man, I heard you have a daughter. I brought her stuff the animal Oh my daughter was fucking 13 at the time, which is Creepy creepy as fuck and not that, it was like a fucking stuffed animal, you get it like a carnival.

And it had a coffee fucking stain on the fucking. And I'm like, but you know, I was like, oh, this guy's probably just trying to be a nice guy. And this and that, I immediately threw it away. Obviously when he fucking walked away. Oh condoms. Or it fucking come. I don't know. Oh condoms or in fucking come. I don't know.

The guy's a fucking whack job. And I, you know, it's still at that point. I was like, Oh, you know, that's kind of a nice gesture. I won't be angry. Sure. Yeah. It's a thought that counts. Right.

You know, it's creepy. But that was incident number one. That was the first thing that I bought before you get into the next story. He's talking about this comedy club. This is my track number two and I want to see if he's correct about this information I didn't hear this. Yeah, so I don't support it and if it was such a success I went to the website the comedy on Carlson Thursday through Sunday And they have five shows when I can meet in downtown They have a one show Thursday two shows Friday three shows and Thursday through Sunday, they have five shows when a comedian's in town.

They have a one show Thursday, two shows Friday, three shows Saturday and a show Sunday. Well, if it was such a, they're doing one stand-up show, they're doing one stand-up show Friday, one, not two, one. And it's not even sold out. Then they got three events scheduled for Saturday. They got two live podcasts on meet and greet. Carry the one. And some stupid award thing that's gonna flop. They don't even have more than one show. Okay. Comedy masked with Chad. Yeah. This

doesn't look like a flop. Does it guys? Yeah. That's great. I think Chad's point was that there aren't a lot of events happening this weekend. And then as he's going through each of them, he's like, there's this, there's that. It's like, what do they do it over? I guess that is a lot of things. All right. And Chad would know because the second story I had to say is because on a Thursday, one time here, we had Nikki Glazer. You guys know who she is fucking. Yes exactly little Scooby Snack and she's fucking hysterical. So we know normally in this business when you get a headliner of you know sorts you clear feature acts with her that's the the middle act the person that goes up second and we cleared everything she arrives and then Chad Zumaq walks in the building and he he's like, yeah, I'm here in the middle for Nikki.

I'm like, oh no, no, we already cleared it. This and that must be a mistake. But Nikki was such a nice, you know, young lady that she said, all right, you can give a guessmot. So he does a five minute guesspot there Thursday night. Well, I invite everybody to do press, at Friday morning, it's kind of like a press parade. If anybody lives in Rochester,

you've probably seen us on the news. We do all the radio stations. It's fucking annoying. It's how it's early in the morning Especially after you know you close up the place at night But you just got to do it. You got a cell tickets. That's the name of the game so We all meet here in and zoom out. It's like oh, I got to go. Thanks for having me ever day with you takes off and We go on as press parade and we go to weasers and the fucking zoom-mox there and he's on air

and I walk and I go to the booster and what's this fucking guy doing? He's like, oh he says he's in town opening up for Nikki and yeah, but they have a dude and I thought he was here with you. I literally walked into the studio. I said, you

out. Any end of the leave. And that was number two is zoom-ok He's a showcratcher so that's probably why it's such nice things to say about is this club. Do we do a good job here? Thank you Thank you, but and you guys are awesome by the way Awesome, I'll get it a number three. I just think that because none of them are black. No, I'm not saying that because that would be horrible thing to say. So, so Chad thought he was gonna weasel's way on to the Nikki show,

oh, we can, and after he got busted, he didn't come back that Friday night, right Mark? No, he was dirty, but he pulled him off the weasel, as I get the fuck out of here. Right on a town after that, and then I was like, all right, now my, this dude is just a piece of shit. It's like, it's some people do that in the business.

They'll like show up at a club and say, hey, I'm middleing and then like the club owner or the club manager would be like, oh, okay, and they'll try and finaggle. It's a scam. Yeah, it's a shitty thing to do. And this is the guy who brags about opening for big comics. Right.

And how we know this is what he's up to. Yeah, he's fucking on the cover a hack magazine. This fucking guy. He own one of the biggest hacks I know. All right, track, track number three. Chad is not understanding what we've put together for this weekend, even though he's studying at Nazia. I mean, he's looking at the website every day,

checking if he can buy tickets or not, but he's still not understanding it. It's just like a show and a bunch of like weird little events and it's gonna be the same people. It's gonna be the same people. The same people who watch and listen to all the podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, why would you want to go to that?

Bob Levy's on the comedy show and that Bob Levy's on the podcast and that Bob Levy's on the debut awards? Well, yeah, that's what this is. And there's no chance to mock. Exactly. Why don't they pick some with some chance to mock? And that's where it comes to number three,

because like Carl's big collar, buddy, he's no secret. And he's like, you got to go on. And like I said, I don't really want to, I don't like the poke bears. I don't like the talk crap about people on the air or anything like that. But this past week, first off, I get all these emails about this one is a Sandy Hook denier.

And then not only did they send them here, but they sent it to like Sandy Hook fucking places and like all these people from Sandy Hook are like, are you gonna have this woman out there and I'm like, listen, you gotta look at this. It's this one dude. Like look at that. This is what I've been going through. I swear to Christ for fucking three weeks. Two days ago, the fucking someone drives through

the front of the building. Yeah. I still think it was Chan's, it was not Chan's, it was not that brilliant. Honestly, it's like one big wallet in ATM. Right. He was just trying to take your wallets and use your credit cards. But anyways, so that's going going on and I got a call for the chief of police like hey, can I stop by him like yeah

They caught the guy and literally me and Fanny I think he's standing in the bag of it We're standing in the front of the in the chief of police of Rochester comes and he goes yeah the mayor asked me to come down Now you have a something called dabble con this weekend And I'm like, oh, fuck. So then I'm reading through all these fucking emails. And it's so far, I can't even, I don't even know, remember the name of the server that you, but it was like, Golden Retriever mom at proton.com and dick sucking fuck at proton.com, but they all had the proton fucking dot com. Like it was the same person, obviously, but they all had the pro time fucking dot com

Like it was the same person obviously, but the guys like so what's going on? So we had to bring in you know obviously, you know, we you guys are fucking great There's no need for security for you guys You're fucking a bunch of beer drinking awesome fucking human beings again. Give yourselves a round of applause But I had to explain this to the chief of police and the mayor because little zoom ock got his you know he's panties and a bunch and he doesn't want anybody in Rochester to have a good time so that's why I did this today for my pale color. Yes thank you Mark I appreciate that because I think Mark gonna I could

see him showing up to your house in like four years being I'm here to take your daughter to prom. No. There's another stuff there. There's another stuff there. Well for him. At all. Yeah, when he's done fucking April and Jenny Jingles and everyone else and he's talked about fucking,

this is my track number four, where it's still on his livestream that he did for 19 people and then deleted. He explains that he could be doing what we do. He just doesn't have the time. He's busy. Yeah. They wanted to keep it going. So those go after anybody at this point. They're like, he's the next stuttering John. Shooly is the next stuttering John. Check. It's the same bullshit. And the people that are going after him are the biggest fucking losers. If I had the time and energy

to go after some of these podcasts or just even the will, I can make them look like fucking idiots. But it takes effort to Google and pull stuff, to download. I don't have the time for that. It's so fucking lame. Is he showing us this parking lot? Why is he always spinning around? He's a lunateatic. I love that.

That's the worst brag ever. I could be so good at that if I wanted to, but I just, I don't have a time. Yeah, I know the time. I can't put it in the effort. He literally said, I don't have the time to Google people. That's too much. It's a bridge too far.

Also, I don't know if you guys picked up on this. It was very subtle. But as he's going, who's the next stuttering John? Is it, he almost said his own name, he stopped him, I don't know what to put that out there. It was. Exactly. This is not a good scene. All right. One last clip I wanted to play, this is from the Misery Loves Company episode that they

just did Friday and they had Alex Stein. Now this is my track number six. And Alex Stein asked if Chad has ever played this club, Mark. I thought you might enjoy those. Oh my God. This is all a surprise. You've done the club they got. I've done it before yes. Yeah, but were you invited? And he wasn't paid. Yeah. Do you have a 1099 to show for it now? Probably not. I gave the guy the benefit of the dial, but he just does so many shady. That was real shady shit to do then.

So fuck, fuck Chad. Fuck, Chad, you mocked. Did it. Chrissy, did you see him this morning? He was live streaming again about the apple con. I thought he was here in the audience. I took a picture with him yesterday. Yeah, there's a few captains in here. I love it.

I love this damn little guy shirt right here with the police clap and the credit cards. Oh my god. That is very well done. Please clap. That is awesome. All right. Well, Chrissy, Mark.

You like streaming this morning? Yeah, I thought you were watching that. Oh, I thought you were telling me about it this morning. I apologize. I think Shuley was watching it or someone. It was time. He was still, it's so funny. He doesn't care about this.

It's all he talks about. Because I've never offended. I'm never mad. Yeah. I know. He wants Chad cotton to happen so badly. He's trying to will it into existence. That's my fine.

I'll go if they pay me. I'll go if they pay me. They're fine. I'll go if they pay me, Carl. Exactly. Look, we could do a Zoom con. Come on. All right. The whole comedy of the Carlson.

Yeah, we didn't have that. Market Belito, Chrissy Mayor. Thank you both so much for coming out the show. You guys are fantastic. At this time, we have to play Catch a Dabler with Cardiff Electric. And I'm going to need two contestants. Who wants to come up and try to catch a Dabler?

I say your hand go up. And all right, you as well. Sorry, guys. You got to get good seats here at the door to the catch a Dabler, apparently. Sorry guys you got to get a good seats here in the door to the catcher dab where apparently So one of these two chairs over here all right Hello I hear you again. This microphone sounds like red wine. Mr. Data Head, Master of disguise.

Alright, we get it. Yeah, come on. Come on. Karen, how are we doing this today? Well, I will start this, then you play the clip. Okay, so let's go. All right, okay. He's explaining to me three times, I keep forgetting. Look, how are we doing it?

It's fine. He's not very good at this. No, are you ready? It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a daveler Are you ready to play to catch a daveler? I am yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, play the clip.. I need to hear. I need to hear consent from each of you. Okay. Very good. So we'll see what that fucking, what Jackie's gonna say. Oh, they're making fun of me. You know, he's supposed to be a comedian. And yet he can't take it. But anyway, enough about Jackie. By the way, I texted that girl that I banged in Vegas, and I had a conversation with her. So I might go out there next week to, again,

see about fixing it because she's kind of hot. She's got a great body and I wouldn't mind taking a bite of pool and see it on the bikini. And then, you know, maybe, you know, have a few drinks that maybe like get the banger again. But we'll see. She calmed down a little bit, but you never know. So you want to go back to Vegas to, let's use the phrase. Yes. You never know. So you want to go back to Vegas to, let's use the phrase, BEEP. Yes.

BEEP. Because that's my nickname for my penis. BEEP. PAUSE. What does John call his penis? BEEP. PAUSE. BEEP.

PAUSE. BEEP. PAUSE. BEEP. PAUSE. Alright, let's see. Number one, my anaconda. B, my magic wand. Three, the hammer. Next, Little John. Number five, The Danish Thong. And lastly, X-Caliber to catch a devil.

Alright, I always go first on these. I don't think John's very creative. So I'm going to go with the hammer because that seems like the least creative thing someone can call their penis. What's your name, sir? Woody. Woody, what do you think? Back up question.

Talking to the answer. The question, Woody. You and I are talking, but talk into that. Well, I think I'm going anaconda. What the hell? So you don't have a question Well, he said he had a date in Vegas. That we I heard he had a story where he couldn't play because he had headlights Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, that was also a big a story I'm sorry, what's your name sir? Curtis Curtis

I'm gonna go with a little John. I think he's not creative and he's ecotistical. And he's tiny. Yes. That makes a lot of sense. Alright. Let's find out if we can catch a dead by the way. If one of these contestants wins, they're going to win Mike Halbakini. Congratulations.

Congratulations. The Cowbikini that I wore for the creep-off shoot that I had to do in this stupid building with Mark and Vinny there. Couple gay guys. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard of my entire life. And then, you know, maybe, you know, have few drinks that maybe like get the banger again. But we'll see. She, she calmed down a little bit, but you never know. So you want to go back to Vegas to, let's use the phrase, Barry the Hatchet. Yes.

Barry the Hammer. Because that's my dick name, my penis. Because I have a very large helmet. It's like called the Hammer. You know, I've had a big helmet. Well, it sounds like you got hurt last time she went over your helmet. Yeah, it's like the bad guy. All right, don't say that.

Anyway, so if anything going on over there in California? Karen, if I know you love it when I win. Yes. I'm getting really good at your games. You might want to replay that clip, because he really described why he calls it that. Oh, I'm sorry. I was too busy celebrating at the other.

So we'll see. So you want to go back to Vegas to let's use the phrase, Burry the Hatchet. Yes. Barry the Hammer. Because that's my nickname for my penis. Because I have a very large helmet. So I call it the Hammer.

You know, I got a big helmet. Well, it sounds like you got hurt last time she went over your helmet. Yeah. It's like a battering ramp, just thing. That's it anyway. So anything going on over there in California, Yeah, it's like a battering ramp just thing Anything going on over there in California to catch a Daughter Graham sounds like rape

Right like you're getting into a place. It's you're not supposed to be able to get a deal with that All right, well guys good luck next time. Thank you so much for coming up and catching a dabble. Cardiff, thank you very much. Cardiff, you could say up, but I need you to move chairs, we can help producer Chris back in, and I want Lucy tight box to come up, because we need to do some net news before we close things out today. Our news girl, Lucy tight box is on her way up. Oh, no. Oh boy. I'm sorry. We left our asses off.

All right. You got this? Let's go. Internet news. The Lucy type box. From H.T.R.I. Brian Caronka, right? We laughed our asses off. Shmeg, Shmeg, Shmeg, and rights.

We laughed our asses off. Deluxe queries. Was Monique giving us a beaver shot there? I saw the knee and if the camera was lower. She wants that club footloven. Once again, Carl is the gang-bang king. Let your freak flag fly, K-Dog. We will laugh when our ass is up.

Frank asks, when is WATP live at Pickwick pub? Gina Bobina, O.B. has less lips than Chad, change my mind. Chris G, Opie is beyond embarrassing. It makes you look at ONA days in a completely different light, and it actually makes it difficult to go back and listen to ONA knowing what an incompetent, talentless, more on the sky is. Especially when he does that annoying voice nonsense.

Opie is the village idiot. Regarding Literatica, Jackson suggests 1,000 Cox, an empowerment story. Andrew Bercher, this was some of the worst things I've heard on a podcast. Pop's sculpture opines. You are right about her voice and the fact that Seth Green modeled Chris' voice after Buffalo Bill adds another layer to it. And from YouTube, Bob Tomkins Jr. comments on our latest Stuck Joe video, John's unintentional hobby is being fake folksy with people who wish they weren't talking to him. It's fascinating to watch.

Donnie Wrinkles, going through life with this level of confidence and everything you do must be amazing. It's like when a two-year-old runs out in his pajamas and wants everyone to go, wow! Dario Del Fino, the popcorn slash check story chiseled a piece of my soul off. Who is this wonders? Anybody else creeped out that Monique knows what that's bedroom looks like? Tim Downs notes, Smug John is infuriating. Ross Robertson, I think John is a really cool guy.

He's also very generous and never asks for anything in return. K brings nails at. People keep asking me. That's a lie. Victory 552. It's so weird how Ray John's skin tone is. Georgiopalmas, I think Guy Fieri was the biggest douche on the planet, but Melinda's takes that crown.

And lawyer's guns and money plays us out with, we left our asses off. We left our asses off. All right, thank you, Lucy, tight box. Give it us the net news. Well, she's out of here, all right. All right. All right, yeah, don't hang out.

Just go, it's fine. We have a review from Cardiff. Cardiff, you love when we get nice reviews from people. Yes. All right. Can you read our review here? Yes, just one review. OK, your show is obviously losing traction.

So review number one. Contracted ear aids. The host Carl is a C-U-N. Thank you. They were there. Listen, shut up for a second. Is that a 5-star review, Carter? Yes.

Yeah, thank you for the 5-star reviews. Thank you, DevilCon, for coming out to this event. The Oco Rico show, Shule Mike and Bob. I want to thank those guys for being a part of this. We got the debut awards coming up later tonight. We got a VIP meet and greet. If you have tickets for that coming up right after this,

the comedy at the Carlson, been so accommodating and great to us, helping us out, setting all of this up. They've been fantastic. Thanks everybody for coming out to the show and we will see you at the Davies. Okay folks. Guess what? Is the episode over? Let's look at the dance around the show. I stand, you hate me. Great. Goodbye. I got to go goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. This is it. It's over. Okay?

Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Pretty fun, isn't it?

What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink. I stink bye. Goodbye. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Pretty fun, isn't it? What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink. You hate me. Great.

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