Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep384 - Betwixt the Sheets

Episode Date: February 12, 2023

We're celebrating Valentine's Day early with a show all about the clitoris. Is it real? Does it do anything? Seriously, I didn't learn anything from this show. Help me out here. Bryan Johnson from Tell Em Steve Dave joins us to discuss the limited number of slang terms for vagina that these women know. Then we check out the latest from Patty C Cups who might have found the secret to podcasting - laughing at jerks. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to discuss the ongoing attempts to ruin what was a very successful DabbleCon. El Horrible also calls in as our DabbleCon correspondent. We check in on Misery Loves Company because Chad fell off the wagon this week. Finally, we play one of the most popular games in the world right now, To Catch A Dabbler. https://tellemstevedave.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/ We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. I'm told Hannah will be on later today to read some reviews. But first, we'll be reviewing, be Twixed the Sheets. This is a suggestion from Wapio in our Discord. This is a special Valentine's Day show. Yeah, we're celebrating Valentine's Day over here on this podcast like we do every year. Very important holiday for us.

I'm sorry, I forgot your candy and flowers. Yeah, well I wasn't gonna say anything, but now that you've embarrassed yourself. Yeesh. Brian and I both listened to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Kate Lister.

And the episode that we listened to featured a guest Sarah Chadwick and Sarah's on the show to talk about not just the Clitoris, but the history of the Clitoris. So we're gonna teach some people some things today. Wow. That was an actual Clitoris. Oh, you did an interview. This was some show because a lot of times like when you do your when you do the shows, it's like they're terrible. Yeah, and this show was terrible and boring. Oh, you thought so. Oh, yeah. I was so grateful that it was only 48 minutes long because sometimes you know some of the shows run a little bit longer. Yeah, it took me hours to clip this, but you're right. It was a shorter than

usual podcast that we're reviewing. I mean, I don't have that many clips. And just as a, sort of as a mea couple, when the show fucks up, it's my fault, not Carl's because I think I may have mislead, like I think I forgot to write down a clip, a clip, but at least it may be towards the end. So I'm glad get a lot of shit for your problems. I'm glad you brought that up, Brian, because this is a good public service announcement to anyone who wants to co-host who are these podcasts and do some proper, which I always appreciate. This happened, I think Pat dicks into this to me or Gina or somebody did this, but sending me over all

of the clips as one file makes it very difficult for me to run the show. So Brian did that to me. He goes, here's my 14 tracks, I always want track. So I go, that's fine. I'll break up myself and I'll number them. And there's 13. So we're off some brands. Somewhere we missed one.

It could be number two. It could be number 12. We'll find out. I think it's a file is once we get there. I have for some reason I feel like it's a little deeper into the show, but maybe we won't even get to it. Who knows? I'm gonna be the BB.

I'm gonna just add a post if we don't let it fucks out. No, it'll be the wisest. It's actually all this shit. All right, so it's the show starts off. We're gonna talk about all the different words we use for Clitoris. Little Bold Man, Myrtle Berry, boy in the boat, tongue bag, funny flange.

Let's just call it what it is, shall we? It's a Clitoris. Alright, now these people are British, so they have different slang than I'm used to. Little Bold Man is the last word I would use to describe anything anywhere near the vagina. That's really gross. What do you gay? You're going down to your girls little bald man like I guess. I think I know. Not that you mentioned. And then the other term in their tongue bag, that sounds like wishful thinking. It doesn't it. Shouldn't that be index finger bag? Yeah. Yeah. And not mine. Overly flicked bean.

Yeah. All right, so I think you had this clip too, Bri, but they bring on Sarah who's written a book about the Quattaurus and the history of the Quattaurus or Quitteris, or whatever you want to pronounce that. And they decide they're gonna get all the jokes out of the way to start the show.

Should we get all of the jokes out of the way right now? We'll see if there's any that you haven't heard before. Demand have a hard time finding your book. That's what I heard that, yeah, of course. Do you know what? Men have a hard time allowing my book on the bookshelves, actually. So there's just a one joke then?

Is that what you mean? I thought there was going to be a joke after that, but no, just the one. That's it. That's all the jokes. And I think that's, that was my clip number. I think that might have been my clip number two because it's left the edge, you know, because who doesn't like a podcast that starts out with two minutes of ads in the beginning? Sure. Hey, what do you say? What are you trying to say? It's a right.

I think it's cool. It's approximately two minutes in before they blame men. Yeah. They were waiting. It's like she starts. She starts, I think this, my number one, my number one clip actually, like, will lead into this. Okay.

I am here with the Fadus warning, Fadus. Lovely betwixters. This is an episode about the history of the Coletorist. So we will be talking about smutty things, naughty things, extreme things, shocking things. Just generally adult content, not suitable for delicate ears. Now, if there's one thing I know about the world today, people can't wait to teach young kids about sexuality. I know, I'm not just that. Transgenderism, gay stuff, regular stuff, whatever, they love to teach kids about shit.

So why, if this whole podcast is predicated on destigmatizing the clip and opening it up so like more people are are talking about it Why are you shrinking your audience to be like hey, it's muddy. It's not for kids. It's only for adults Honestly, it's not for anybody. It sucks right no that's a good question. They're saying it that's educational Don't point to this is an educational and they started off with that curve ball right there get the kids out of the room This is gonna get wild. I'm like, well, all right. I already got a semi. Let's go ladies out of the room. This is going to get wild. I'm like, whoa, all right, I already got a semi. Let's go, ladies. And then nothing. Nope. All right. So we played that clip where they, you know, she wrote a book about the clip and what's, let's get all the jokes out

of the way. Can men find your book? And she immediately wants to start blaming the man for not getting published easily. That I see when we were looking for a publisher, we had the response of, oh, well, the topic is niche. It's kind of like, on what level is this topic? The topic is niche. The topic is niche. Oh, we had the other one, which is, oh, well, we've already done a menopause book this year. You know, the reason why publishers turn down book ideas, because they don't think they'll sell well, it's not because they're sitting back there, they're big meeting with all their men going, okay, we can't let this woman educate the world on the clitoris.

We can, this must be stopped. We have to put it stopped in this right now. But that's the feeling that she had apparently. Oh, you're saying it's a business. I have the exact same note. Yeah, the publisher gives a perfectly valid reason to not publish the book and she's like, this is bullshit. Yeah, it's because I'm a woman. Isn't it? Wow. Yeah, it's not helping, but no.

That's the one thing we don't have the fallback on me. You producer Chris, it's like, you can't be treated what, you know, unfairly and then turn around and be like, well, it's only because I'm a man. Right. Because everyone will be like, no fuck yourself. I'm still trying that though. I'm going to say it doesn't work that way. I know. It hasn't worked yet, but why does it feel bad for the 50 year old white man? I don't know. Yeah, I know. Why?

Because we're hogging all the money. Is that the problem? Is that the problem? It has with us. Sounds like they're agree. We're hogging all the info about clicks. Yeah. Well, it's funny to say that. They're agreeing. We're hugging all the info about clips. Yeah.

Well, it's funny to say that. Bright as it turns out, this is actually all women's fault. But it's kind of like when you look into the history of it, it's almost no wonder that men don't really know where it is. Because women, they know that they can locate it on a map, obviously. But like when it comes to understanding what this organ is, what it does, fighting it free from the myths

and nonsense that surrounds it, it's almost like we're all pretty ignorant about this actually. Oh, oh, that's interesting to hear, okay. So I guess it's that our fallon intro, now is it? But I digress, let's go back to blaming that. Excuse me. That was one of my notes.

I said, I'm gonna actually admit to the limits of her knowledge. That is a first. That's a first. All right, so let's get another slang term out of the way again. This is educational people. We're learning today. It's a love button. It's the devil's doorbell. It's totally stupid. The devil's doorbell, that would imply that all women are evil. I like that one. That's pretty good. I didn't heard that one before.

That says explain a lot. All right, what would you pick up on here, Brian? I don't want to hog all the clips. Oh, I was curious. I had a question for you and you'll produce a Chris, number five. Okay. Number five clip. One of my favorite clitoris fact. Okay. Okay. So she has a favorite clitoris fact.

Yes. What are your favorite dick facts? I'm sure you guys have thought enough about this that you have a favorite dick fact. Like they're obsessed, like consumed with their anatomy. And it's something that like, as I was listening to the show, I'm like, I don't know if I've ever put this much thought into my anatomy as these guys do know. I don't think about this at all.

That's to be honest with you, right? And there's like, what dick I care about. Yeah, I even neglect that one. You know, like a Harley-Payne attention, but I'm just like, I can't imagine somebody was like, what's your favorite dick factor? Yeah, right. I'm a dick sergeant versus dick York.

I don't know. Otherwise, otherwise I don't have one. Yeah, that is the way they talk about their genitalia. And I guess that, you know, like guys can get blue balls. Mm-hmm. But also you could have a blue clear. You know, there's all this fuss that, you know, it's you know, a guy's can get blue balls? Mm-hmm. But also you could have a blue clear. You know, there's all this fuss that, you know, it's you know, it's for his make about having blue balls.

It's kind of like, I forget to say it, get over it. You know, you've got blue balls. You know, you know, you know, exactly. You think you've got a problem. Go and look at the heterosexual orgasm gap and talk to women about. That is such a thing, isn't it? The orgasm gap. hold on a second you

ladies can't have blue quit now you know the reason why high school guys have blue balls because you ladies are putting out that's really what the problem is here now they're trying to claim this is the right even worse you started putting it right yes yeah we thought you're going and then you put it away try to find a teenage boy that's like, hey, I don't put out. And they're either ultra religious or gay, one of the two. Let's get to know each other better first. Yeah, that's something that 15 year old will never say. I'm not a whore.

All right, so then they get into what they call the orgasm gap. And here's some some facts here. Yes, within heterosexual relationships, there is a huge disparity between the percentage of men experiencing orgasm as part of their sexual encounter and women. We win again, boys! Yeah!

Oh my gosh, gosh! We can't help but there were this awesome. I'm sorry,'s gonna be nice. It's gonna be nice. It's gonna be nice. It's gonna be nice. We can't help it. There were this awesome. I'm sorry, I don't know. I can't keep apologizing for us. We're just amazing. But it's just like, I mean, it's easier for us to come. It's just easier.

It's also like you know that it's over. Yeah. There's no fake in that. Yeah, right. It's like, there's a finishing line and whoever gets there, that's it. That's fun. Yeah, it's like catch up or be left in the dust

one or the two. Right, exactly. Now, like your personal anatomy, your personal biological sense is like, now it's all my responsibility. Right, you know what, I just realized. It's like, we're running the 40. We're trying to meet the best time we can in the 40.

And women are running a half marathon. Of course, we're gonna win every time. You guys, I don't want to set up these rules. This is really bad. This is not a good track meet. You're not gonna come through very often. What's your racing Vinnie Paulino? No.

Chh, chh, chh. Because he's fat. He's gonna be on the show later, man. What's your racing Vinnie Paulino? Because he's fat. He's gonna be on the show later, man. I'm not fat. I'm big bound. Vinnie! I didn't know he was right there. I didn't realize he was there. All right, Brian, we're having too much fun.

Yeah, we are. Let's get back to that. I'm minding back to that. My clip number seven, we talk a little bit more about slang terms, but it's what she says at the end that I'm like, are you fucking for real? That's not empowering, is it? No, it's not. And they're not loving an affectionate.

I mean, I think slang terms for the penis are like slang terms that we have for breasts. You know, they're incredibly affectionate. They're like, you're kind of best friend next door. They're very kind of cozy, comforting, warm. We don't have quite the same violence within the language that we use. Things are different in the States, I think. Yeah, I think so too.

I mean, she's talking about sausage, mitt and cock pocket. Yes. Which seem endearing to me. Yeah, I agree.ocket. Which seem endearing to me. Maybe I'm hungry. I don't seem violent. I'm just like, people just, I'm listening to this and I'm like, there's a couple examples where they just say shit.

And they don't cite any references. They like, nobody, the other woman doesn't question her. Like, well, what do you mean violent? Like, yeah, right. You haven't named anything violent yet. Well, I got a slang term for the clip. Who cares? I thought that one.

I think I found one that might catch out the Yeti. Proof it. But anyway, all there is out of focus pictures of it. So this is a, you were just eluding to Brian, they go through some of the fun slang terms for a vagina. I googled it. I just thought, okay, what is somebody gonna get if they Google these slam words for Volvo

and the ginormon clitoris? And you get things like, you know, cock pocket, you know, a sausage mitt and I mean, that's not empowering, is it? All right, so I killed with some other fun ones where we could go somewhere. Oh good. I'm the fly here, like what about like a dick mitt?

Yeah, you know. One of my favorite, Cac Holster, my favorite of all time. A boner sleeve. What about the man cave? Is that ever been used before? I think we're in it right now. The erectile mile.

Oh, the lazy lever. I like boner sleeve. Yeah, boner sleeve is fun. Are you a boner sleeve? Let's see that boner sleeve. I'm going to be like, move your clip out of the way and open up your bonus sheet for me. There's goosebumps on my boner right now.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. All right, so I guess the jokes about this are endless. The person who discovered the clip, his name is Kawambo. You hear what I just said, his name. Which is what happened when Kalambo announced his discovery, you know, his boss, Facalis. We've got to talk about him.

Yeah. I mean, the name is amazing. But the fact that the guy who thinks he discovered the clitoris is named Kalambo. He made something called Sherlock Holmes. I love that. And I love that mismatch between people sometimes computing with Columbus who discovered America.

Nope, that's never happened before. You were. Christopher Columbus, oh, you mean the guy who discovered the clit? No, no, no, Christopher Columbus the guy discovered the Americans. Very different guy. I like the Colombo discovered the clit. Just one more thing.

Yeah, I don't do a Colombo impression, but I mean how did he put it together? He thought it was a mosquito bite and well you got one too. So let's get into the endless jokes about this. The jokes are to let's talk about it. The jokes that can be made are endless aren't there? Nope. I'm still waiting for it to start, ladies. Only they talk about how many jokes there are, but never give it a single example. All right, well, it's a chat.

No, I'll take their word for it. My number 11 address is the orgasm gap as long as we were talking about it. Okay, good. Where do you think we'll go in this? What do you think the future of the clitoris is? I'm optimistic in that I think, I think young men and young women today are much better versed in sexuality and pleasure. I don't think they necessarily have the information,

but I think they know that there's something wrong with it and something broken. Okay, that was not the right clip. I had a feeling I'm like, oh, I think it's that first spot cup. Let's try 12. Let's see what 12 sounds like. I think that the generations that are coming through now are going to save us. That was my 13. I think the generations now we're going to save us all and I might know it was like said no one ever I know no one looks at generation Z or whatever they are Gen Z and goes okay cool. We're good. Yeah, we can relax now You're how many genders cool. All right, you got to figure it out Everything's gonna be fine for me.

Radar, the orgasm gap, since the clip got fucked up, it was just a generalization about women knowing how to get each other off. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's never going to have that problem. It's like, you talk as their source. Let me see if this is the clip real quick, and then we can get back on it. I found a paper that somebody wrote, and he talked about that if women masturbated they would experience quote marital aversion. Oh, it's true. I mean, it was it. I thought it all still. Oh, there's another joke for him. Yeah, you know, I fucking talk. Damn it. I was so close to him. I'm like, I only have fucking 14. How can I like,

but like I'm listening to it and then I clip it and I fucking forgot to write it down and then I just Those it happened story fucking up don't worry about it in your defense. It all sounds the same also in your defense You fucking pulled clips for us. Hey, thank you. I appreciate that There's a lot of people come out here. We don't want to do that side of the thing anymore This is something they walk this they walk this fine line between like, they're, they're quoting, you know, fucking Copernicus and this one and that one. Yeah. And then, and then they, they go and they cite TikTok and like very loose,

like they'll just say shit with no reference, no fact checking. And you're supposed to, you're supposed to take them seriously, I guess. Yeah. You know, there was one thing that they were talking about. I was like, huh? Tins are four times more likely to have had anal sex in the name of not having had sex. Wow. Because it's not sex, right? No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. It's not penicin vagina. Oh, you did. Was you met a person that's stupid as you. So I teased our more likely to do anal. What's the problem here?

I'm confused. And that's not sex. Yeah, why are we complaining about this? Wow. That's complaining about this. Episodid organ. And that actually came in after they said this, which I thought was bizarre.

But it's this idea that it has to be penetration to counter sex. I've been goodness sake say why can't women have it multiple ways, you know? Count as sex. What is this count? So I lost my Virginia at seven then if penetration is not one counts as sex, I find I'm fine with that. Work so big. They really they have a big problem with with terms. Yes. And and the way those terms are defined, you know, like, they said, four times more likely to have anal sex.

I went to high school. I don't know if it's maybe just today's girls. You're going to go to a Catholic school, I think, is how that works. There was nobody giving up, you know, I'm sure. Yeah, right. Nobody. That I was aware of anyway. And then this is, they're not gonna debate

what they call this penetriv sex. I don't know if that's a British term or if I'm just spelling it wrong. Yeah. This comes back down to this debate around penetrative sex being the definitive sex, the be all and end all. Yeah. That's better than a dry hand job.

I mean, right? Yeah, I'm not following this. I don't know. They're getting very good. What's the alternative? Well, they just want everyone rubbing their clits all day, I guess. Yeah. I know.

Can't make babies do that. That's what I took from it was that like they're like we don't like to get like I even have I know it here. Like maybe they just haven't found the right guy. They don't like to get fucked. It doesn't seem like they maybe give up. And I'm not sure about that. But yes, they're just like pay attention to my clip. Don't worry about anything else.

Like you say like lick it, rub it, punch it, whatever it's going to take to get rid of this blue clip. Yeah. Blue quit. Get rid of this blue clip. I mean, that's my wife told me that. All right. Have you failed that stage? Give me a blue quit. Get rid of this blue quit. I mean, Dad, my wife told me that. All right, I'm sorry. Have you failed Dad's day? Jesus.

I don't need to give you a blue slit. Can we get a steak first? All right, no, no, no, that's what. So this, and I thought, was kind of a weird fear. Because there is quite a lot of clit bashing and anti-clit, and this kind of weird fear that it's going gonna turn into a penis and make its own a lesbian

and just be unleashed on the world in absolute scenes. Yeah, why wasn't afraid of it, but now I know I don't wanna get pegged by a clit. That would be terrible. I thought clit-bashing was a category. It's a lot of clit-bashing. That's what I'm worried. So that later on, they go on to say this.

A strong plethora of threatens men. We got to forget to show it to my ass. I'm sure. That I'm strong. That I'm strong. How strong is it? It's like pop-�. They have these notions that like a sexual woman threatens men.

Men are afraid of women who have self-actualized and realized their own sexuality. Men are afraid of fucking five-inch clits. You're right on one of those accounts. Well, they have to go back into history to try to figure out, and obviously, history's fucked. It's not, it didn't go well for women for a long time. I understand that, but you know, it's one of those things where I was just like, yeah, so all men are threatened. It's like, well, look at it.

I know we burned witches when we first got over here. You know, we were a little freaked out. There's a new world. They were asking for it. They were being so conty. I forgot my point was, let's figure out, let's figure out some more slang terms I've never heard of before. I love the fact that the label is called Wings.

I like that. It makes me feel like it's a superhero. Yeah. I love Katie. You ever heard a label called Wings before? No. I've heard of Piss Flaps. Yeah. Or I've heard bat wings. You've heard bat, I've heard of Libia called Wings before. I've heard of Pissflaps. Yeah. Or I've heard bat wings.

You've heard bat, I've heard that with guys. I've heard that with guys. Yeah. They're wings of, hey, honey, spread your wings. That's wild. It's wild. I want to help you. And what's so wrong with Wings, they seem to have like major problems with the fact that

like there haven't been enough slang terms for the clip. Like nobody's come up with enough of them. They want more. Yeah, I know that that's like, but not violent like sausage mint. Yeah. And that sounds like a crazy. Yeah, right.

No, I know that that seems like their proof of oppression is that they're on the slang terms. Ask black people if they're on the slang terms for ask black people, if they're on the slang terms, they're pretty oppressed. I don't know if that's good proof right there. All right, this is another ridiculous thing they talk about. They seem to think that guys don't want there to be any clit or piss flaps, whatever term you want to use. Are you familiar, I think, with Jamie McCartney's work,

The Great Wall of vagina. And he acknowledges that it should be called The Great Wall of Volvo. And actually, for the majority of women, Labour extend beneath the need lines of the pew denda. And actually, clitorisies come in all shapes and sizes. And the subsession within some way, kind of tidying it away. And what isn't tidying it up?

So we look like Barbie dolls. We're just nothing there whatsoever, just completely smooth surface. What are you talking about? I've never met a guy who was like, I wish I had a girl whose genitilia was like a Barbie doll. That's not something the guys are into. It's not a good thing

Maybe over in Britain that's Yeah, I was wondering about the once I was wondering about the cultural differences between the UK and here and Because I mean universally it's all our fault sure regardless of what corner of the earth you go to what except for the Middle East There's no back talk over there. Yeah, that's true. Look, you think about it over there. Nice and quiet. You do have it figured out, you're right. The women are so uppity over there.

Anything else, do we want to test any more of your clips here? Brian, you get a bunch. Let's see. I thought, try my number nine. Okay, let's see what happens. By Doohmendorf reading one, it was like a 16th century medical text

that said that it found a cliturist as long as a goose's neck. That sounds like a dick to me. Not a clit. That's a lot of his agutes's neck. That made me laugh. Suck this clip, that's all right. Oh.

I'm deep throwing this clip over here. But they also like, I think their earliest reference, if I'm correct, because I listened to it twice, their earliest reference to print this printed material that they're talking about is 1970 or their latest reference, I apologize. Okay, yeah, I see. There's like 60 reference is 1200. Yeah. And like things have changed.

Like they keep talking about the Victorian era. And it's like, we all know that in the Victoria era, like we know what it was like. We know it was repressed in many different ways. But it's like, it's the same shit as people today who want to apply all the standards of today to yesterday. Right. And it's like, it's what it's not fucking 1684 anymore lady. Yeah, good news.

Yeah. They no longer use blood letting as a way to cure your sickness. So good news. There's a lot of things we've improved to find. Yeah, you're not a witch because you have a period. It's okay, but they really love it. They love to cite all these real old sources that like sort of support their argument. Well, I wrote a note down, learning the history of the Cotorus is almost as useless as the Quit itself.

Who cares? Who cares what they used to talk about the 12th century? Who gives a shit? But it's that bad. I guess it's not a bee. They want to be a press bar, I suppose. Let me say my number 14. I thought was strange.

You know, I don't have a 14. You don't have a 14, so maybe I could try 13. Then they're like, give me a few. Let's give her a try here. You'll call us try. And I think the comedy world will help us. I mean, look, it shows like Netflix. And increasingly we begin to see like it shows like Netflix. That was my note.

First of all, Netflix is Netflix. Yeah, we'll check that one over again. And I think the comedy world will help us. I mean, look, it shows like Netflix and increasingly, we begin to see representations of sex in the movies and on TV that isn't purely driven by, you know, that hands-free missionary position. Yeah, it's called porno. I know what I'm going to say. I have, on a personal level, I have never, except for when I was really young, I'm like, oh my god, tits.

Yeah. I think that love scenes slow down movies so much, and I would be okay if they were like, no more love scenes in movies. Yeah. Missionary or otherwise, why do these two wanna see even more graphic representations in movies and TV?

Well, also, it just doesn't make sense. If you're referencing HBO and shit like that, all this is, is Dix and Balls now. I don't know why that's like the thing that they all want to show you non-stop. They're mad with power. That's what these guys don't like is that they talk about it earlier with museums and shit. It's like you can find dick and balls everywhere, but a naked woman. Oh, so which I didn't think was true. I've been in the music. I've seen plenty of paintings and statues of naked women I'm the one painting. I'm like on the wall. I can't see them in the bathroom. That's right.

I tried to move you to the building. I was like, oh, with a question mark next to it. Yeah, missing. Yeah, why aren't they zooming in on the clip on white lotus? I can't figure it out. What's the problem with these assholes? Are we gonna learn about it? But to Brian's point, I don't need backstory and porn either.

Right, it's a good point. Shit, what I miss. How do they meet? The reason why she's getting pleasure right now is, well, what happened? That's like a documentary. Yeah. Here's one more. The clip that I have, Brian, what happened? Yeah, that's like a documentary. Yeah. Here's one more.

The clip that I have, Brian, that taught me something. You've heard of like a frigid female, right? Sure. Yeah, this is the definition of what a frigid gal is. Fridget very definitely means does not all get some width penetration. Oh, I've dated a lot of frigid girls down,

almost exclusively. Yeah, almost exactly. Must be there problem. Which is society's fault because. Yeah, I'm not on me. That's the one thing about the blaming society and just men in general. I'm like, oh, well, I come out off the hook on this one because I'm just like, you know, one out of 3.5 billion men out there were part of the problem.

And I feel about men's children. Am I off the hook? Yeah, we're up the hook. All right, cool. You're good. They also like very subtly repeatedly refer to the dominant culture, which I think they're talking about men. I think they're just trying to dance around it so they don't look to, they don't look to anti-man, you know.

That's good. I appreciate that. I wouldn't mind more of the Favonus would put some code in there. They weren't confused with me. They weren't that hateful. They seemed a little pissy, but they weren't like hateful towards guys. Just pointless for everything. Honestly, I was surprised you thought it was his boring as you did, because I thought it was mostly, well, until they got into the history shit, I thought it was kind of fun. When they were just like talking about the slang words for Clinton, I was like, hey, I could listen to that. Oh yeah, that stuff's fun. Yeah, but once I got into the history of it, there had Sigmund Freud and how it would

have, how the clip would probably be understood today if it wasn't for World War I and World War II because of the great thinker Like what if they stop thinking just because of the war? I don't understand the history of anybody part like you listen to the history of the nose. I mean how much has it evolved? Huh actually It's just like he was invented in Israel I went too far Yeah, I know the whole idea there's a history behind it, and they're like, well, I'm going to be looking at Western text,

not so much the Eastern text on the clinic. That's fine. We can narrow it down. I don't need an entire encyclopedia knowledge of the history of the clinic. Let's just zoom in on one lane here and figure it out. It's a wonder in real life. Like, how many people do they find that want to engage in a conversation about Clitz I'm like I'll talk about it for a while when I see it's not going anywhere

Big fan, big fan. Like you like the bills, you go to a bar and you can talk to almost anybody about football in the bills. Yep. You go to a bar and you start trying to talk to women about clips. That's your opener? What do you think of those clips this weekend? Something a fun girl's right out to me. So ladies, how are your clips?

Sad. Everybody's clipped. Deordish. Dish. Let's go. All right. I'm fresh out of clips from this show. Anything else you want to play at any other fun facts

that you have for us, Brian? I only had the clip wizard. Yeah, clip number eight. I am not sure what it is, but I think. I'm not sure what it is either. No, it doesn't say a reference. Yeah, anything. It only gets really big in case of extreme lustfulness

because there is quite a lot of clit bashing and anti-clit and this kind of weird fear that it's going to turn into a penis and make its own a lesbian and just be unleashed on the world and absolute scenes. Okay, so you played that clip, but my note was, what, who's afraid of this? She cites no references. I don't think anti-clit movement. What are you talking about? I'm afraid of the goose neck clip, but other than that, she's good. If you saw a Goose-neck clip, yeah, you would have every, they could have a good one for you for being shocked and afraid. Listen, I know that there's female general mutilation in the world and throughout history and

stuff like that, but I said I was sorry. That's how that clip bashed it. But I just want to point out that of all the women I've ever been with, it was only my penis that got snipped when I was born, all right? I was really loved, who's actually has the problem here. I'm the one who with an acstic cross. Yeah, you're right. I thought of that too.

They never mentioned circumcision that's being like probably one of, I mean, there's a lot more male circumcision than female. I noticed that Everybody freaks out It's a whole crime what do you do it to a girl? Do a guy there's a party involved Very odd to me Boy, all right, do we learn enough about Clips now, Brian? I learned nothing. That was a big, even listening to that whole podcast. I learned a thing.

I know. Maybe some cool slang terms. Well, yeah. And I made up some fun stuff. So I'm excited that not on education, unfortunately. So that brings us to our bridge of the week, and the cringe of the week comes in from Matthew Mariam who was watching HACTA movies, our buddy Tony, from HACTA movies. I guess he thought he was gonna go back and post and fix this, but he did not. Casey's gonna hold Space Cat while we read Super Chats. She might gree y'all a you Oh god dammit

Because I accidentally closed out of the stream I lost the super chats from the beginning, but I still have them here Oh my god Good stuff, Daudi. No. Oh no. I'll make sure to cut the salad pie. I guess there's a way. There's a way I can stand by.

Stand by. There's a chat setting. There's a chat setting. I love my wife and I have cats, but she was repeatedly telling my cats to stay with us. I was like shut the fuck up on the show. Let the goddamn cat out of here. Standby. Super's.

Standby. Wow. Make these bigger. Yeah. Wow. Make these bigger. Yeah. Well, because we closed out, I lost all the old ones. Okay. Oh boy.

Sage Dee, we already read that one. Oh boy. Well, that was an over a minute of nonsense there from our buddy Tony. Whoopsie. Brian, I happen to know for a fact, you are a big petty see-cups fan. Mm-hmm. And I have a treat for you today.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me, don't like my show. Don't tell me, don't like my show. Because that's absurd. And once again, we're combining segments.

It's time to mock. Zoom mock. The latest episode of Great Job Awesome just dropped this week and what Patty Seacup's decided to do was to review Chad Zumak when he did the roast of Kevin Brennan. Now we've covered this, obviously here on who are these podcasts, but I love Patrick Michael. Let's get his take on this roast. Brian, are you familiar with us?

Yeah, yeah. I watch it when you guys are. Okay. So obviously, there's a roast going on in New York, a bunch of New York comics are there. Chad Zuma gets up and bombs miserably. Like really bad. So, Patty Seacup starts off by calling out everyone who's at this roast. It was hosted by Aaron Berg.

Okay, Mike Bischetti's there. One of the fucking girls from two guys we fucked or whatever. The guys we hump. Karen Fihan, Barry Ribs ribs just a bunch of shit heads. Geno Biscanti just not good comics and truthy told when came to the roast Geno Biscanti actually did better by leaves and bounds and comparison a chat All right, that's pat patty saying that not me I like to dance the insult you weren't even as funny as Gino Biscotti, Ellen. It's all right with you. Just a bunch of shit ass.

Just a bunch of shit ass. Just a bunch of shit ass. That is hysterical. So, he's getting started getting into, he's actually playing his roast. Now, I'm sorry there's not a video component to this. There's no video. It's just Chad's ugly face. So I'm not going to play that part.

I just going to play the audio for you. Thank you. Yeah, no video. It's just Chad's ugly face. I'm not going to play that part. I just going to play the audio for you. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. But this is pretty funny because when Chad first gets up, he doesn't say anything. And he starts getting some laughs. And so, Pa is going to explain why that is. The most laughs he got was when he looked at Kevin.

Why was that funny? Because you got to see that Chad's mouth goes directly to his chest. There is no chin, there's no slope whatsoever. It is a single piece of a human being. I don't know what happened. Somebody made this comment. I forgot where I read it. But like the 10,000 hours thing that Malcolm Gladwell stayed in might be true with Patti Seacuff, like he's figured it out. I was for different reasons that usual very entertained by this episode from patty seecups and for Chad Zumak. This has got to be the lowest. Right. Yeah. It's not good when when patty's dunking out yet. I've seen quite a few people bite off the WATP format.

Sure. And to different degrees, it annoys me. Yep. Patty C. Cups going after Chad Zumak is, gets a full pass. Yeah, obviously full permission. Yes. Yeah, one of those guys who tried to rip us off, Kevin Dumfuck, we'll be talking about him later. He had an interesting

Thing happened to dabble con That will be talking about oh good. Yeah coming up later. Yeah coming up in a little bit Yes, I'm guess I'm here to talk about what happened to dabble con but before that Let's get back into petty listening to and watching Chad's roast Be sure to check out all his tour dates at RogerParl.com I'm playing to the back of the room right now so two jokes in and he's playing to the back of the room Chad you're not playing to anybody in the room what are you talking about?

nobody wanted you to be here but Kevin and he's using you as a fucking joke. I'm Martin Scorn of me, that is Inter. Oh damn it. I'm holding shit. It's fucking hilarious. So he picks up on the fact that Chad is very nervous to be at this roast and actually his analysis of this is better than mine. I'll be honest with you, this is impressive right here.

Where you can definitely hear that this dude is nervous is all hell. Because the last thing that this guy wants to do is do comedy in front of actual comedians. He can continue to pretend that he's selling out these little clubs that he's doing and he's doing well at them and that also might be true. But we know for a fact that Chad is the most uncomfortable when it comes to being criticized by other comedians because he knows he's faking it. Wow! Petty!

Wow! Did you quit smoking dirt weed because you are on a fucking point dude. That's impressive isn't it? Yes. He's right. Chad was nervous to get up there in front of his peers or what he thinks are his peers because he's being found out as a phony. He's not really a stand-up at all and everyone knows it.

Chad's still pretending that he has, but everyone can see right through it, which is an interesting observation by a guy who lives in Indiana and gets all of his information from YouTube videos. It's impressive. It seems like, yeah, it's almost, I don't know if I should even say this out loud, it seems like he's taking podcasting more seriously. I know. He's fucking figured it out.

And here's another brilliant observation. You know it's a shitty rose when Chip Chipperson's your star power. I like Baldwin had Robert De Niro. We have Barry Ribs. It's a complete shit show. They should call it Fire Fest Part 2. This day... See, this is a thing that Chad was even realized. Is he's a part of this thing.

He's one of these names that got put on here and they're all shitty. Does Chad think that if they did have bigger names that somehow he would still be involved? Oh my god. No Chad not for a second if they got fucking Kevin Hart, you know big J. O'Coursen Mark Norman guys like that for this roast Chad you wouldn't be there Unbelievable observation that I did come up with at the time. But yeah, you can't call out when you're like, the last guy in on this day, as you were the last guy to get out there

and you're calling out the day. He thinks it's deflection, but it's just putting a microscope on him. Yes. I remember a buddy of mine who I play in bands with was, he messes with me, something that's just like, everyone we play in bands with is crazy. And I wrote it back, I go, you're not with me, something that is just like, everyone we play in bandwidth is crazy. And I wrote it back, I go,

you're not in traffic, you are traffic. Like you have to remember that like, we're all a part of this together. So the fact that the chance I'm there going, holy shit, look at all these looser stuff here. He's like, you're wonderful, buddy. If folks doesn't this show suck. Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Talk about low hanging fruit By the way, that's a new drop that I pulled from this episode fucking phenomenal so Then and I'm gonna give him a pass on this because he did such a good job on this episode Painted the size of you after me a little bit He decides to start calling me out just a little bit and I I picked up on it, it's subtle, it's nuanced, but I like it.

So this is where I guess Chad is interacting with Anthony Kumia and he doesn't make fun of Anthony, he decides to go after Opie instead. And Opie had his friend taken away by the Lord. Oh, I'm so sorry. So I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And OP had his friend taken away by the Lord. Okay, I guess you have to be like 55 to get that joke. Right? I don't... what's an OP, you know? Who's his friend? Like I said, Chad's references are only good for somebody who's in their late forties early fifties. What's an Anthony Cumey?

All right, all right. Now the Pettit-R friends, we can bust you up his balls. I'm cool with that. That's right. What's an Opie? What's an Opie well played? Well played sir. All right, so this is another brilliant observation when Chad's complaining because he's looking through his sheets of jokes that he wrote. Yeah. And he's complaining that all Aaron Berger he did all his jokes. That's why he's bombing something. Aaron did like three of my jokes. God damn it. Yeah here's the thing too right there. He says Aaron did three three of my jokes because me and Aaron Berg write jokes

on the same wavelength. For sure, you know, just like me and Kevin Hart. Right? We just, it's so hard not to think the same. That's fucking hilarious. Right, right, he's like, you're not running jokes, he's gonna say it in Berg. I know it's falling for that.

He's so condescending to me. It's just weird that he latched onto Zuma. It's not though. This is how bad Chad is at comedy. It's been exposed now. Like even guys like Patty Seacup is going, wow, this guy has no talent whatsoever. It's great.

Damn it. There goes those three jokes. But how funny is it when you listen to Chad today and how much he fucking talks shit about Anthony Kumia, but as soon as he has an opportunity right here to essentially make fun of the guy, he bends the knee, which is what Chad would do in front of anybody that he has shit on. He sees him in person, he'll do anything to fucking somehow join your network or become a part of what you're doing because it's clearly more successful than anything he's ever attempted.

Wow, my God. I'm speechless. Hold on a second. It's like it's a different guy. I think it is. Yeah, it is like it's a different guy. A guy who decided to go ahead and listen to W-A-T-P. You know what I'm feeling?

You know what, let me listen to this show makes fun of me all the time. You went, oh, that's how you do it. Okay, I can do that. And he's killing it. Again, Chad making jokes to nobody. Jim was gone taste here. I think we know that.

Gino's, I'm not telling this one because Sotas, I didn't even hear it since. Sotas, okay, I'm gonna tell you. Sotas, Sotas, Sotas, Sotas, Sotas, Sotas, Sotas, Sotas. Get nervous, Chad. You already weigh nervous. Pretty clear. But then stumbling over whether or not telling jokes about people that aren't there makes

any sense. Why is that an issue? Hey, I got all these jokes about fucking Steve Irwin, but for some reason couldn't make it. Guess I'll still tell the jokes for who? So again, he brilliantly picks up on the fact that Chad Zumak made three jokes with people who are actually there on the day us. And all those other jokes about people who weren't there and Pettis going, we don't use

that joke. They're not here. He's like, I wish Dan Soder was here. He's not. They use a different joke. He doesn't even have jokes for most of the people who are in the room. And I love the fact that he picks up

on how nervous Chad is. Chad's a nervous guy. We've all seen him shaking on screen. And the breathing. Yeah, the very heavy breathing. I mean, he's not a shape, but that's not the whole story on that one, obviously. So this is another brilliant observation.

Chad fancied himself a professional standup comedian. He has said many times, look at how I'm not a podcast, I'm not a YouTuber, I'm a standup, I'm a comic, that's what I'm good at. And remember guys, this is the first time that I really ever saw Chad do what should be the easiest form of comedy, writing roast jokes. You have time to write it number one.

You know what you're roasting. All you have to do is figure out angles to talk shit about it. And here's this guy who considers himself a professional comedian and he can't do it to any degree. Yes, he's correct about that. Writing roast jokes is the easiest form of jokes. You just point at someone and go, Hey, look at this. That's all I'm that's a punchline. Maybe not. I don't know. It's not that difficult. Check out the big brain. I'm and I don't think you're supposed to like as a professional comedian. I don't think you're supposed to tell everybody that somebody else did your jokes.

And damn it. That's why it's going to stink. It's like you're supposed to be like, okay, they use that. Let me write another one. Let me write another one. On the fly, you're supposed to be able to do it. Correct. And I remember watching this video. Chad came up with pages and pages of jokes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he should be, he filled like seven minutes. He shouldn't be able to fill 40 minutes. And it's like, all right, we'll cross those out. And I got 35. Right. Right. But you're exactly right about that, Brian.

Well, pro would never get up there and go, ah, gosh, guys, this would have been funnier, but Dan Soder didn't show up and Aaron did some of my jokes. These other pages are blank. Yeah. Table of contents. Ah. Well, I know it's not as will because there are actually a number of pages there. So this is now Patty Seacups, which again, brain observation, he realizes, chance I could

have got a lot of chances at this. Like, Chad doesn't even live in New York anymore, but at this time he did, and he was invited to be on the Kevin Brennan Rost with all these working comics comics like, dude, here's your chance to shine, buddy. Be a part of this crew. And both in attendance, Dan's high school graduation. That would have been great if Dan was here. Ardielang used to open for Gino. No.

No, I mean, Ardielang used to have Gino open for Ardielang because he wanted to look like the sober one. Jesus Christ Chad. You would think you've made it this far, right? You're halfway there, over halfway there, and now you're just, you're losing grasp of the rope. It's sliding away from your fucking greasy, hair-jailed fingers, all right?

Yeah, gotta grab on as tight as you can, buddy. Or you're slipping into the abyss. And you'll never come back from it. And I think that's what happened. He never came back from it. It's pretty clear people were not fans of this guy before. Comedians were not fans of this guy before. And then he goes and he gets an opportunity to do this and that this is what what are we what are we doing I think he's

stymied I think what Patty's trying to say is you blew it. Chad come on man that was your fucking chance. You idiot I would never want to be dressed down by Patty now. Could you imagine? I didn't think I gave a shit today. I was never nervous. I would be in tears. Yes, bad.

Now, hit the showers. You suck. You podcasting. It's about your Patty telling you that. I quit. I'll try harder. I feel like you with Chad, you can't even ascribe his comedy or whatever to

perseverance. I think he's just like, I don't know what else to do. Like, yes, he thinks he's funny. Right. But on some level, he has to know. Like he has to know. Like when seven people are showing up, half of them are there to record shit for W.A.T.P.

Well, Chad's biggest brag is who he opens for. And I think it was Bob Levy or someone I was watching recently and I was thinking about Bob last week and it was pretty funny because he was getting texts from Chad telling him to die and shit, it was insane. That was amazing. But yeah, they had a weird falling out because he was a dabble con.

It's a dabble cuz I even bow you Chad. He got so upset about it. I don't know if he wanted to be about him or, I don't know what the problem was, but he was just so upset. We'll talk more about him trying to sabotage dabble con in a second, but I think it was Bob leave you, he goes, do you break it about who you opened for?

That's so pathetic. Who breaks them, who they opened for? I mean, unless you're sluttering John's band. That's his brand. And his second biggest break is what he used to do. You're right. Yeah, he's been the radio afternoon slot, Cleveland, third bike,

it was 13 years ago, Chad. He has to dilute himself. Otherwise, he's admitting I'm in the same company as Stuttering John and nobody wants to be a cop. There's so many parallels. And nobody brings up who's the next Stuttering John? More than to be there. There's so many parallels and nobody brings up who's the next Duttering John more than chance to back. If I was advising him, I'd like stop even bringing him up.

This is why people are carrying you. That's not the fleeting. You're reflecting. Yes, correct. All right, so now Chad continues to get lost and he's like, he's like, I'm getting all lost. He's looking through all his papers. They're not the right or mobbing his brow with him. Chad continues to get lost and he's like he's like, I'm getting all lost. He's looking through all his pay for it or not

The right or mob in his brow with them. Be sure to check out his 25 sets while you're at it. I'm lost. I couldn't afford to have people pay for my jokes so I had to write myself. my jokes so I had to write it myself. It shows. That wasn't even a paddy clip. I just remembered how funny that was. Sharon Berghow's out. It shows.

Oh, that was him. Yeah, which is great. Because Aaron Bergk's crushing him throughout this set. So then, right after that, Cheg, it's lost again. I'm lost. Go back to where before you started comedy. The funniest line of the entire set, Aaron Berg. Go back to where before you started comedy.

Brilliant. Kevin literally stood up and he put on his glasses and is now standing next to Chad Helping him sort through his papers like a like a nerd. They just got his books pushed out of his arms in the middle of fucking class I'm not a nerd. I was cool. It's amazing. I was the one pushing those books. Yeah, right looking to help him organize Come and get over here. They're not numbers. So then Chad finally almost gets a joke out but can't and Patrick Pounces. Kevin used to be a writer on SNL but he never used SNL as a launching pad. Oh, I can't even say the words, dude. Can't even say a little words.

That is bizarre. It's like, it's written in front of you, slow down, take a breath, and read it. It's not going to be good when it comes out anyway. So just read it, dude. Don't try to put any kind of special inflection on it, because you don't have one. Just read the fucking joke. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh my god. I mean, the only thing I could think of for Chad is. And the show has reached a new low.

I mean, I play Patrick Michael Clips not to goof on that, but to agree with every single thing he's saying at this show. Yes. This is the first. Also, when you botch on stage, don't go fuck. Right. Like, we play in bands, we make mistakes all the time. Yeah, you gotta pretend like you did it on purpose.

Yeah, you do it another time, right? It's called jazz. Guy, I've been in the public eye for a bit now. And I have been in many situations where people are laughing at me, but it's always, I feel like it's always because of something that I've done and like we're all a part of it. Yeah.

I don't think I could stand up there as Chad Zuma, fuck up a joke, say fuck, and everyone's dying laughing at my incompetence. Yeah. I would't think I could stand up there as Chad Zuma fuck up a joke say fuck and everyone's dying laughing at my incompetence. Yeah. I would get off the stage just a different fucking beast. I would get off the stage, like, ah, today's not my day. Honestly, I'm just speculating. I'm not accusing anyone. I would think that maybe Chad was over served this night. He seems to be a little bit out of or under Maybe he was under Maybe that's the problem I have and it's funny to Brian that you say that because there's a few times when Che goes all right

I'm gonna make this better. I'm gonna make a comeback here guys. Stay with me. It's like it's not it's not gonna happen Wines up. Yeah, here we go Kevin Brenner, I bet you jumped off a fun shot Yeah, here we go. Kevin Brenna, I bet you jumped off a fun shot. Damn it. Shit. So this is my last clip. This is fucking great.

Another brilliant observation on Patty's part. Another thing that I did notice as I watch this is Chad is cursing a lot, right? I bet he considers himself to be an edgy comedian, because he says, fuck, and cunt. I bet he considers himself to be an edgy comedian, you know, because he says fuck and cunt. I bet he thinks this. That's the mindset. But to continue to stumble is gut wrenching, man. It's hard to watch. It really is. It really is a bad set for one chance, you guys. It's a rough one.

I got Chad's opener here. I said, are you ready to love? Awful man. All right, to break down more about double con and things that are going on with a very butt hurt Chad Zubak, I want to invite my buddy, Vinnie Paulino onto the show. What's up, Vinnie? Hello, gentlemen. Vinnie.

Ryan, Chris, stupid, great to be here. Good to have you, buddy. Man, Carl, what is going on in the fucking world where Patty C-Cups is just owning this guy? That was the craziest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. Honestly, I listened to that for pleasure. I said down and listened to that and I was like, oh, I can't wait to clip this. But I listened to it all the way through first just because I was like, this

is entertaining as fuck. This is great. It starts out as pity and ends in scorn. Yeah. All right. So let's talk about this. on the podcast last week. We took Wednesday off. So the last time we did a live show or a podcast who are these podcasts, we had Mark on the show from coming at the Carlson and Mark told a couple of stories about his interactions with Chad Zumak and Mark's kind of upset with Chad because Chad Zumak and Mark's kind of upset with Chad because he accused Chad of emailing the RPD, the Russia Police Department, as well as the mayor and trying to cause some issues with our show, DevilCon, saying that there was going to be fights breaking out and violence and issues with this show.

So go ahead, Vinny. Well, I just want to say, I want to start off by saying, I was, I was very clearly told today that my appearance on the show, I speak for no one but me. So I'm just going to go ahead and say this. Oh, yeah, I'm just saying that. He nails backup. Yep.

Yeah, emails were sent to the mayor's office, to the police department. They all had one particular thing in common with them. I'm not going to say what that is because I'm not giving anything away because it's interesting. But they all came pretty much from the same place. It felt like. Yes. And I know Mark was very upset last week and whatever, but you know, the event went off well.

Everybody seemed to be happy. Yes. Well, good. great. Yeah. But shit just didn't seem to stop happening. Yeah, all right, so I want to get into that right away, but I just want to say that after the episode came out, where are these podcasts? I have any got a chance to talk about this, yeah.

Chad went on his show and said that Mark was lying about everything. And Mark told three different stories about Chad and the main one was about how Chad put himself on Nikki Glazer's show without getting permission from anyone and then booked himself on a radio show that next morning to promote his shows. And Mark had to come in and tell him

to get the fuck off the radio show, you know, because Mickey was booked to be at it. Yeah. And here's the thing. You got to realize on the folks, when a comedy club is on the radio, like it sounds great that you would think a radio show would be really happy to have comedians on. Yeah. Because every radio show fucking blows donkey decks, right. Especially when they do not get happy unless they get paid. Yes. The club pays for those spots, like it's paid advertising and somehow Chad ended up in the studio. Well, Chad weasels his way onto these shows because he knows radio to some degree.

So he messes the producer and said, Hey, I'm the guy at the company club this weekend. So I'm going to come on. They're like, great, come on in because he knows that that's the agreement that the club has with the radio shows. Yeah. Well, I guess Chad completely denied that whole story. He did, but he lied. Chad was lying because so listen, we, we, because Mark actually reached out to the producer of the, we show who also said, oh, yeah, no, I remember that. That's exactly how it happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So there's another person who has a better memory than Chad does apparently go figure. Yeah. So, so we I'm sorry, guys guys. I'm out I'm out of sorts today I just ran in here for this I got a million things my computer's not working. I'm I look my camera angles off I'm sorry you look fat. I have a little trouble hearing too guys guys. All right, Vinnie needs some compliments Let's all let's all out mouth. I just hear you let's get on the orchid. That's a good poster in the background All right. So anyway, the point is, is that Chad has been very upset with what happened on that show. You know, Chad never listens to where these podcasts he immediately responded to everything that happened.

I do have these podcasts for some reason. Did not research things that are obviously true. He said were false. So now I can't believe anything that's coming out of his mouth. I mean, usually I give him the benefit of the doubt that. This time not so much. But now things have happened since, Stable, Con. Many, what the fuck is going on? Well, I want to add one other thing. I've watched some of these streams because not that I've sought them out, what people send me clips. They're sending

me the clips from all the message boards and stuff. And I've watched a couple of them. And it seems to me that he, his defense for the, you know, whoever called the police. He says he didn't do it. I don't fucking know who did it. I really don't. But his defense for it is it was Frank Palagrino. He's made a Frank. Yes.

And this is something that him and Kevin were both talking about. And they're trying to make up the story that Frank and Chrissy want there to be controversy around their shows. So they want the police there and they want protesters. It's so convoluted and ridiculous. Fans love that shit. Yeah, it's always great. So I hope everybody had a great time at Dabblecon last weekend.

Nobody seemed to have any complaints. Well, this week, the other day, we got a visit from the health department. Jesus Christ. Can't make this show up. Because apparently someone who was there with their fiance for dabble con, which is an interesting fact to put into your complaint to the health department, right, said that there were rats everywhere, that there was no hot water in the building. None of the food was kept at temperature.

Just none of the food was kept at temperature and that none of the servers washed their heads. This is what the complaints were. And we know this because they came and visited and we were actually just about do for annual inspection anyway. So the state came in and by the way, passed us because there's no problems. It was just so ridiculous.

It's one of the cleanest places. So we were hanging out in the green room a lot of the weekend and you have to walk through the kitchen to get back into the main room from there. And it's the cleanest kitchen I've ever seen. Dude, I've worked at Rodstrots. There's no rent biams, which is what was written to the ultimate red biams. Yeah, that was just, so here's the thing though. I have a friend of the family, my mom's friend,

this lady who's been with the health department for forever. Okay, so I just sent it, I got her number and I texted her and I was like, hey, can you just give me some information on this and she said I had to fill out a foil form, I had to go through all this bullshit. So I did it and Carl, guess who put in the complaint? Who put in the complaint there, buddy? That Frank Palagrino.

What? But he wasn't even at the show. He wasn't there, but the complaint apparently says he was there for two days with his fiance and he saw all these things and had to email the health department. So it's almost like this complaint was put in by someone who wasn't there because they didn't know that Frank didn't come to the show that Chrissy came alone. Almost like that person would be stupid. Yeah, almost like a dumb idiot who's trying to still ruin this show that

already happened. It was successful. I don't know what it is. I can almost hear his heavy breathing, though. No, the heavy breathing is me. Sorry. Oh, you did just run in there. Okay. I find it just so funny and heavy handed from the information that I got. Like it was I was there for dab for two days for dabble con with my fiance.

Like all this infer personal information. Yeah. If I walked into a restaurant and I saw rats in it, I would not be explaining my weekend to the people that I was put in that complainant too. It's a little heavy, heavy handed and a little on the nose. Yeah, right. If you asked me, I kind of assumed that Mr. Zumaq is protesting too much.

Well, he also wrote the potato guy was funny, which was another clue. I'm like, wait a second. I'm kidding. That's a joke. We all know the channel loves kind of. I just I couldn't even believe it when I saw the support. Not for a second due. Does anybody believe that Frank? Yeah. We spent time with Frank. He wouldn't use the term BM. No,

he probably would not. So they left. He called the shit. So they left Frank's phone number with the health department. Yeah. Yeah. So we know for a fact that this was not Frank who did this. In fact, you we've talked to Frank since then. Yeah. I just was like, hey, did you get like any weird? I don't know. I'm not going to get into all that. But the whole thing is it's just so stupid. What a dumb fucking idea to begin with. Yeah, to do. At two seconds, it was taken care of.

It was like a minor annoyance, but how fucking funny is it that they're trying to frame Frank? Well, the funniest part is the health department, their response was, is someone fucking with you? Because it was so poorly written. They're like, this is obviously someone's trying to get you guys in trouble for something that didn't happen. Yeah, club and bad.

Um, Minis Yeah. Red Beams Yeah. And they called my comedy on funny. Oh, I raised that. No, no, no, I'm Frank. That's right. So it's just been a weird week with this stuff. And I'm really happy the dabble con was so great

and everybody had a good time. But this was just needless stupidity. For the sake of stupidity, it feels like. Agreed. Is this fucking insane how upset Chad got about Mark coming on? And I love when Kevin's going, why do you care about this? What do you want to play that club or something like that?

He's like, no, no, I don't even give my evils anymore. As if the club's going, Chad, what are you going to be in the Rochester area? We need to get you over here to headline for a weekend. They don't even say that in Cleveland. Like he's from that. But I don't know the guy I've never met him, not in press, dude, not in press.

Oh, I want to play this clip that came in from a listener. I should have pulled this ahead of time so I'm gonna have to scrub to find it. But this is an old episode of Misery Love's Company with God Free, the comedian. And God Free is talking about how Chad gets his gigs. Why don't you bring Chad every week? Chad is, because Chad will call the club before I book it.

Oh, and he'll book himself? Chad is already booked in everybody's shows. I do not like an uppity opener. Chad, they don't call the club, they said, did you? They don't. They don't. Chad, they don't call you.

What? I'm mad now. Chad, no one can fuck with Chad's hustle. No one is hustling, dude, on the planet. Let me get this call, Chad. Zoom, he's gonna be called Chad Zoom, baby. Nobody brings you, you just bring yourself. Zoom, dude.

That's not true, God for you brought me to Madison. I know, he got Madison too. Yeah, but Chad is so quick, and be like, God for you, I just heard you were Madison. I'm just two hours away. I can just drive the chat. He positions himself. But it's Bill Cosby.

So this is his buddy God for. He brings him up. He name drops him all the time. But he's bunnies with God for you. And even God for he's going, yeah, this fucking Chad guy's a snake. He'll try to catch your show. I mean, which way God without being invited. You know, not for nothing, the story that Mark told can be so

collaborated from everyone that worked here when it happened. I did. You know, not for nothing, the story that Mark told can be so collaborate from everyone that worked here when it happened. The people who work in the office remember everybody remembers the comic who snuck his way in and got a guest spot. Like he, for him to have gotten the plan that he wanted to, I just want to point this out, for him to show up and insert himself on a Nikki Glazer show means that somebody else gets fired. Yes. Yeah. It needs somebody else loses their weekend to pay that got hired rightfully. And the club, you're a fan of comedy and you're a comic, you should be offended by that. Agreed. And the club gave him five minutes on that Thursday night because they

were nice and Nikki's nice. She's like, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. But then after they busted him Friday morning, he was off the rest of the week. And there was no more chance to go back. This idea that the club knew and Nikki knew and they're all lying is nonsense. It's obvious nonsense. It seems like a short, such a short term solution to whatever he's trying to accomplish.

Like Vinnie said, like nobody's gonna be happy about this. Right. Yeah. Like not the promoters, not the comics. Like, certainly not the audience. Fact of the matter is, the way it's done professionally is the headliners who wanna bring a feature act with them let the club know, hey, I'm bringing my support act with me.

Right. Can we take care of them? This is their name, This is their info. You never, I've never seen it happen. I've been, I've worked in three comedy clubs in my life. I've never seen this happen except for him. Except for Chad. Yeah. Vinnie, I'm going to bring on Elhoriblay to talk about

Dabblecon. Do you want to hang with us? Or do you got to go finally some talent in the room, I'm in. All right, sounds good. Beat, DaBler, AKA, El Heribla. You were there for DaBelcon, my friend. I was. Thank you. Thank you, Carl, for having me on your show. It's nice to see everyone.

So this is Brian, Brian, El Heribla. El Heribla, I've seen him before. Yeah. No. Elha Reble has an interesting story that I don't want to pile on Kevin Dumfuck. He's getting hit pretty hard since this past weekend, but I feel like we need to do a dress. You have a fucking hard time finding him in the pile on.

It's a fatal pile on right now. He's on the bottom somewhere. Yeah. So, but I wanted to bring on Elha Rebleh because they had had a falling out before Devilcaden. And now, woof, this was not good. Now, before we get into that though real quick, El Rebleh, you were there documenting everything. You were filming.

I've watched back to some of the karaoke show that you were filming and things like that. You were going to make a documentary about Dabblecon, but now you're kind of over it. That's how I'm trying to understand. Well, I didn't, I was not the set leaker. I want that to be known once they made the announcement of no one, you know, film.

I did not film anyone's sets. And as someone who dabbles in stand-up comedy, I wouldn't want anyone to have, you know, a recording of my set. Yeah, I watch you. You're filming behind the scenes stuff. You're interviewing people who are there, you know, you're just grabbing people and talking to them,

which is fine. I remember I was fine. Yeah, I just so you know, man, I went up to the managers and said you are right, and what you're doing was fine. So like you really did a nice job. Everything that you, all the videos you put out were really cool and well done, man. It was appreciate. Well, Vinnie thought you were Ray Mysteriel, but outside of that, he was fired with whatever you were doing.

I understand. No, yeah. So once the event finished, I was like, why not live stream? I don't see the harm in it, and I'm sure people at home were wanting to see what was going on. I mean, I know there are usually shows during the weekend, and since everyone was at Dabblecon, there really wasn't any original content.

So, I just went around and did my behind the scenes, you know, access Hollywood kind of interviewing people I saw and just get in your thoughts on that. I'll ask you this real quick. You don't have to belabor it, but obviously a lot of people were rooting for us to fail. There are a lot of message boards that thought this wasn't going to happen. And you know, I heard that Anthony wasn't going to show up and the show was going to get canceled and all these different things.

What was your overall take on the double-cat a week on Alhari Blah? I mean personally Carl it couldn't have been a better weekend for myself. I had a blast. It was just it was incredible. It was nice to just be amongst like-minded people who just wanted to get together and laugh. We all had you know this one common interest to, you know, kick a retard. Yes, it was. We all had a lot of fun. I have to say it was, it was a blast. I didn't talk to anyone who didn't feel I think I thought there were these words from those that all weekend of shows. It was, it was amazing. But there was one guy who's regretting his weekend. And that would be the guy

from, why do I podcast Kevin Dumfuck, who had a little incident with a noxious John. Yes, so, you know, I went home, well, home, I call it home, I call my hotel room, because I'm always traveling because I'm so famous, you know, being a 16 year old, you've been coming YouTube star. And I woke up from my king size bed, all comfortable, all nice and dry, uh, to a message from OJ that said, I'm done with Kevin Dumpfuck.

He pissed all over my stuff. So apparently, I'm not just John and Kevin Dumpfuck decided to room together to save on costs. Like every 40 yearyear-old men do. Look, I'm not calling out of not just John, it happens. You know, you want to save somebody. So they decided to room together.

And I guess Kevin Dunfuck, I'm very drunk on Friday night. Apparently, I mean, I only had one altercation with the guy. I ignored him the whole night and he came up to me and wanted to shake my hand and I was having none of it. And then I never saw him, and according to him, after that, he just blacked out. Yes.

And then he relieved himself out of Noxious John's clothing. Nude, he was completely nude. What? Why? Oh, Jay wakes up. He looks so wants to get pee on his clothes. Yeah. Oh Jay looks over and he's just sees how I'm making it Kevin dump fuck taking a leak all over his stuff I mean it's terrible It's actually the funniest thing Kevin's ever done

Should turn into a show. You're famous now, drunk fuck. Piss on your stuff. Starring. Haven't dumbed. Where did I piss? Where did those close yours? Great show.

I like these. Like it was targeted. Like it was targeted, right? I mean, he could have. There's a bathroom in the room. I'm assuming he could. I like these clothes. Like it was targeted. Like it was targeted, right? I mean, he could have, there's a bathroom in the room I'm assuming. He could have pissed on his own stuff. He could have pissed on his bed, but he went for the dude's clothing.

He went for his wardrobe. Brian, I know that we are country bumpkins up here in Rochester, New York, but yes, there are bathrooms in every hotel room. I'm gonna tell you that. I've talked to a lot of people of state here. Wait. I know.

Shocking. Some places actually have them inside too. Yeah. I've never been the Rochester, but. Well, God willing. I guess I'm leaving there, buddy. I would invite you here, but we have a rat problem right now. Oh, no, no, you said the quiet part loud.

Oh, no. I don't care the quiet part loud. Oh, no. I don't care about the rats. I just want the food to be at temperature. Like, you're right. So I wore them all the sandwiches under my pits for everybody else. So obnoxious John was very put off by this, went out and slept in his car.

I don't know if people realized this. It was very cold this past week. And Rochester was a negative three degrees, I believe, on Friday night. Went out and slept at his car. I don't know if people realize this was very cold this past week at an Rochester It was a negative three degrees. I believe on Friday night Yeah, I saw that. I'm reddit. Yeah, people were saying it was cold up Yeah, so what's the aftermath now? El Harry play I mean people are doing their streams are talking about this I think Kevin has come back and talked about he's obviously feels very ashamed these ease

You know bummed out with his performance at Dabble Cotton. Yeah, I mean, I think he's just bummed out overall by his entire weekend. He puts all the blame on not himself, but other things. It's surprising. Blackout, Drunken Pissing on your friend's stuff. That's on you. I'm just gonna go out of the way up here and say, you gotta take responsibility for that. I agree. And I think OJ is definitely done with him. Yeah. And OJ is a good guy, so we'll do some stuff together.

And yeah, I think OJ kind of wants, OJ's been a really classy guy. He really is a nice guy, so we'll do some stuff together. And yeah, I think OJ kind of wants... OJ's been a really classy guy. He really is a nice guy. And I think he doesn't even want to answer, because we did a stream together, and then Kevin did a stream the other day kind of answering all, you know, the questions, and leaving more questions, honestly. But I don't think OJ really wants to dwell but there are a lot of falsehoods in his story. Okay. According to OJ. But again, I wasn't, I just know based on what OJ, he came back to an open arm to El

Harible who brought him in from the frigid urine storms. Well, Dodd sir, you're a hero. Thank you. You're a man among boys. I have to tell you so not only did Kevin Dumbfuck get very drunk, but so did Chad Zubak yesterday. Now, misery loves company. Does it show it four PM?

Four PM on a Friday. Listen, I am no stranger to day drinking. Not at all, but I can be sober enough to do a show at 4 p.m. on a Friday. Watch how the latest Misery loves company show starts off as Bob and Kevin are waiting for Chad to show up. He's late and they're like, where the fuck is this guy? He's not responding to text. We tried to call him. He's not answering his phone.

And this is Chad showing up yesterday out of the show. And no response. Oh, here's Chad. I mean, it's like, what the fuck is he? Is he? I guess I got a letter, man. Yeah, I guess there he is. What's up, I mess. Got your text. Okay. You drunk. Oh my God. No. Dude, come on. What's up? Are you drunk, right? No, what's up?

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. He's totally drunk. Wow. That's all right. If you look, just say it, look, it's okay to drink. I mean, look, nobody expected you to do this forever. Or at least don't eat. Yeah.

So remember, Chad said that in 2023, he he's not gonna drink at all. He's done drink, he's getting into shape by July, we're all gonna be jealous of what shape he's in. Apparently he's following right off that wagon. And I believe it happened the weekend before during Doublecon because as I mentioned before, Chad blocked Bob Levy during that show because Bob, Chad was like mother fucking Bob Le you about it and Bob responded like, I mean more this weekend than you'll make in two months and I did 10 minutes on stage. So he was like,

It was a great 10 minutes too. Bob leave me crushing on the standup show. And so Chad started texting him back and going, I hope you died. I want you to die, block them. And I was talking to Bob all this was happening. He goes, Chad's drunk. This is not Chad'ss. What is your

so that's just Bob saying that I be about. Let's get back to this. January's over, man. January's over. What's going on? What's going on? Why are you guys? Chad, we've been grad has been group texting like all fucking day. You didn't respond to one. And then you know the shows of force. So it's like, if you're gonna be in whatever, if you can't make it, just say I'm like, I'm taking a nap. It's 406. I know, but you don't respond and leave me just fucking call you and you didn't pick up. I'll show you. Is it still ringing?

Now, here's what I'm gonna do because I was actually watching this yesterday. A little birdie tip me off. This was going on. So I was tuning in and getting distracted by this whole thing. This is a long episode with a lot of very funny parts. Kevin has some technical issues. Chad's very drunk. Bob's calling him out.

I have a few more clips to play, but we're going to cover this more, I think, at Wednesday's episode of where these podcasts, but this is just Kevin Goofing on Chad, which is appropriate here. But listen, yeah, so I got to deal with drunk Chad, a trader, Levy, and then my shit don't work. So I never read a video. It was like, hey, Chad's mad at me.. Don't worry Chad, you're like 20th on Chad's shit list. Yeah, what's going on with you and Ray now? Like Ray's scared of you again. I mean, what is going on? Ray has nothing going on.

So we have to create a narrative. That's all it is. I'm not going to have Chad, Chad learned a word narrative. And now we have to use it every fucking podcast. Thank you, Kevin. Christine Mayer's narrative. Yeah, everyone's got a narrative against Chad for some reason.

God, just so unlucky. Everyone's got narratives against some. God, why, why Chad? Poor guy. What did he ever do to anyone? Accusing people have narratives really doesn't go well in court. Yeah, you're right.

It's not like you could confess. It's just a narrative that's a prosecutor has about me Tommy no you crane is beating Russia as a narrative what we say about Chad is just truth It's we're just playing the clips and reporting on facts over here All right, so now we're gonna get into some, this is just kind of funny because Kevin's having technical issues, his microphone's not working and he's off the show and back out the show and then he says this. Often I can hear you and I just felt so sorry for Levy that I'm like, I can't bail on this fucking show. And I knew everyone, I would become a meme and a gif or whatever, a me trying

to fix my fucking thing and then who are these pockets? I'd be like look at Kevin Brandon look at everybody so dumb We're in Rochester and we know how to work equipment even though we're country bumpkins Equipment that's leave these buddy late late leave you kind of like, oh, I don't wanna do this. This is not cool. Oh, that's why Chad's upset. Yeah, your buddy, using that one. We were hanging out with Bob Levy. Oh, I'm sorry, Chad.

I apologize. We kinda work our time. Bob's my friend. Yeah. Dude, that's gotta say, it chads a fucking idiot. By the way, that really is another parallel with Stuttering John because if you remember When John had that guy bring over to Anthony's house to play poker and then Anthony made fun of John stand-up sat

John told that guy you can't hang out with Anthony anymore Like that's literally what you do is like you can't hang out with Carl. Well, you don't Carl. That's not cool Yankees or Red Sox That's it. You can pick a pick a tea. What's going All right, this is more about Chad being late to the show and they're trying to explain to them that if you're gonna show up drunk Just be on time at least and they won't be as suspicious I like how Chad shows up late like we're not gonna catch on yeah, I have to a show up on time And we're not gonna think you're drinking. Yeah, three minutes late and you guys are like going crazy. Where's your prep?

Yeah, we already we already did the weather. What do you bring to the table? Traffic yeah to what about the track how did you take traffic on nail tail, Mayberry? Yeah. This show sucks. I love it. I love the denial of saying that you're not drunk. I mean, if I was a cop, you would tell me you you're not drunk. If I pulled you over, I'm fine. Everything's fine. Just like you're talking to me. Oh, shit, you're talking to me. Everything's fine. Says the drunk man. It's holy shit. Well, it seems to be the officer problem.

So this is the last clip I have from this. This is so funny because Chess starts calling out Kevin for having a shitty show. Now again, this is very much a parallel to when he was on the Kevin running rows and explaining that I'm running on the day of something. But you're, you're part of the show, Chad. Right. Chad, why don't you just drink on Sunday? Why don't you just drink on Sunday?

Yeah. You two have no content. Zero. We never did. We never did anything. We're sad telling us we have no content. He walks the streets of Tampa yelling at his phone being watched by 12 people. Like literally he's like a dog hauling at the moon. Like no one's fucking a steele toe. How he's gonna bang steele toes wife moon. Like no one's fucking, he's at Steele toe. How he's gonna bang Steele toe's wife. Chad, you don't have the money to get to fucking Minnesota. That's what I'm trying to think.

I'm trying to think his wife. That do came at me. I never went out these people. I've never gone out anybody. I'm a response to what they were doing. You just told us this show sucks. Yeah, it's not good. A couple of seconds ago.

And we're like, you're allies. Imagine with the shit you start with fucking stilto and little Pat Naswald. You only pick on guys you can literally take in a fight, right? No, dude, I just respond. I defend myself. That's all I do. I defend myself.

That's all I do. Oh yeah, Chad Stockton all I do. Oh, yeah, Chad Stockton or Chad Chad, you can take the drunk out of you can take the drunk out of Ohio, but you can't take the Ohio out of the drunk Can we have to do it? Yeah, I don't know where it is. I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay. That's stepping up to the plate Wow Now we got content. Leave me. Wow. Kevin really laid it all out there. I feel like Kevin's listening to WATP now too. Excuse me if I'm wrong, but didn't like the real like shit start when Chad didn't just try to tell you guys how wrong what you're doing is and how he's just gonna have the thing. It started because he jumped on the Stuttering John wagon and wanted to do a show, shitting on Stuttering

John copying WATP. And you said, you're a fucking dick dude. Don't do it. That's where this shit started, man. Well, don't act persecuted. Yeah. Oh, dude, that whole thing is insane because actually it goes back to Chad has been dedicating shows to Chrissy and Frank for years now. His Patreon has been nothing but shows talking about how big assholes those two are. And then he's like, I'm just responding to what other people are saying about basic, no, Chad, it's not true at all. That's what I'm saying. I'm never offended. I'm never mad. Yeah, it's just like a liar. Well, to say that he's not attacking people, he was trying to attack Stuttering John, the guy who went on your show to defend.

Correct. And it's just foolish yet. And also Vinnie, if anything, he's trying to set a narrative. That's what that is. When he's saying that I'm just responding to what people are saying about me, I don't even go after people. I'm not on the offensive. Like, okay, that's your narrative.

No one's buying it. It's not a good one. That's what all those pages are when he's your narrative. No one's buying it. It's not a good one. That's what all those pages are when he's on stage. That's a fucking narrative. That's his narrative. Once upon a time, there was a hilarious comic for Cleveland. It was cool.

It was the coolest kid in school. And everybody called him the Z-Man. Yeah. Chess a kind of guy who's like, as soon as I get out of this headlock, I can kick your ass. When my nose stops bleeding, you're in trouble. You're in trouble, lad.

Why do I have the feeling that he's the kid who would wait for other people like if something was getting heated, wait for other people to stand in the middle, that'd start coming in. If the guy, like that's what the vibe I get from Chad. As soon as their arms are being held back, he's like, all right, now I'm gonna get some shots. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So Vinnie, Brian, Elho Reble, Chris,

what have I been saying since the beginning of us goofing on Chad? Why wouldn't he just be funny back? Every single time we do a segment on him, he's just angry and he's complaining and he's arguing. All of that energy could be put into writing jokes. Right. And he even says he goes, guys, keep talking about me.

He emailed me and said, keep talking about me because people call over to see what I'm gonna say and they become fans of me. How's that working out for you, Chad? Well, he says he's hilarious. And people think he's hilarious. And I've been waiting for this to happen or he's finally gonna bring some comedy.

Oh, good. And he finally did this week. He's gonna do a lot of the chair. He's gonna do an impression of me. And I'm gonna show the screens that people don't get confused and think that it's me talking right now because it's so fun on.

But this is how you can tell that Chad is not a hack. I don't know who would call was an impression like this. Only Chad. You do a carl impression. I saw someone ask for a little bit earlier. I was working on it. Well, I didn't work on it. I did it on the podcast last. He's like, Anthony Cumia, everybody in San Cumia. Oh my God. Anthony Cumia is here. I keep my mouth open

because I can suck his dick. That is how I get to stay at the day on my show. It's pretty spicy. Classic. Okay. He's right though. You do look like a victim of Joker gas. You really do smile and keep your mouth open a lot. So I say, I say, hey, look at everybody.

It's Anthony Cumion. I get going. I want to spin into my mouth. And then what do I do after that, Chad? I have Carl. I'm in a really shitty band I stole Jack topper from my own a I'm having my own jokes. I do inside jokes on state that nobody knows

Lot of violations there. Yeah He's unhinged. Yeah, he's a little unhinged on this one Brian Brian. It's not a good look for him. I do inside jokes on stage that nobody knows. Well, no, the people in the audience. No, that's why they're at my show. I'm not opening for Jim Brewer. They came to see who are these podcasts. That's why the people know about it. We're saying dance-soters in here.

I'll tell it anyway. Yeah, right. I know Wow, it's pretty good impression now, huh? Yeah, it's not like it at a point. Would you mind leaving? And what's his buddy, his co-host? Tyler. Yeah, so he brought this up, said, can you do an impression? He doesn't seem the least bit amused by this. Yeah, it's not a good impression.

No, it's not entertaining anyone. What have I done? I do love the fact that one of his things with me is that I never left Rochester. Yeah. It's because I never tried to get into show business. And yet, here I am, more successful than Chad who left Cleveland Try to LA try to New York now. He's a Tampa and I'm way more successful than him and I never left Rochester oops

boys his face fat I love weezer Wrong again, we like weezer we weezer I mean the first three albums are good, right? But fucking we like weed is the back like Marketing I do say that a lot I was in marketing Hold on we back that up got me there. That's pretty good Here's my business card Look at poor Tyler's just like is this gonna add soon

I'm sorry You're gonna start the impression soon This is good I'm here Some good ice wasn't here Oh Do you do a Carl impression? As when Chad's defense Carl texted me earlier today and it was that exact verbatim. Brian, we do my show on the U.S. What the fuck, man, the ass, break, come on, Brian, he rock, he rock, have a Rochester, weezer. Always with the weezer, with the sky.

It's just a copy pasta at this point. It's just what I text everybody. So who is this Tyler guy? Like, where did he come from? Dude, he's a nothing. He's a nobody. I have no ideas The only guy that agreed to be the co-host of sit down zoom-ac I don't know what his deal is I predict Kevin will be producing for Chad soon. Yeah, he might want to team up with Kevin dumb fuck for him

Alright So like I said we'll cover more of Chad's drunk meltdown On mr. Loose Company everything it happened yesterday. They pulled it down immediately I want to thank my buddy Jackie Marlow who always helps me out. He recorded the whole show He was sending me the video with time stamps, but it was like literally a half hour before we started the show. So I was trying to get some clips together, I just couldn't get it all pulled together.

So we'll do that on Wednesday show, which should be a lot of fun. Guys, I was gonna let you go, but then I thought, does anyone want to catch a dabler with me? Oh. Oh. Oh. I, yeah.

Oh, all right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Came over to our place after the shows on Friday here in mr. Hannah Mm-hmm. We're over here hanging out. So so that was nice. What a lovely girl Hannah's yeah, it's nice meeting her. Yeah, very pretty girl Hopefully we'll show more of that on the patreon soon Where's we haven't heard from her since she was in your basement?

I guess I shouldn't have brought that up cut that part out. I think I speak for Vinnie as well. And I say like I miss Vic. Well played. Vinnie's on Misty. I have never once said that I miss it. I'm trying to be tough. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a down. He finally got the potato mask. It's too late. He was supposed to have that for devil. One of the room. I can love this guy. Why am I looking at? What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man?

What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man? What about you, man?

What about you, man? What about you, man? What about John say next? Here are your choices one So I don't know I threw down like three $100 bills be and I realized I Left my wallet at home three But I don't know

They did not accept amics at home, free, but I don't know. They did not accept Mx, so I had to find an ATM. IV, and I left, I don't know, a 25, 30% tip. E, and all I ordered was nine quarters light. And I don't know, a baloney sandwich. Lastly. And I don't know, I thought she would pay half or at least show some appreciation for the dinner. Sir Cash, a dabbler. Oh, he did it to me again. He gave me one at the end there.

I'm like, oh, shit, that might be it. I'm going to go on my original thought, though. I always go first on this one. I'm going to say the 25, 30% tip. Okay. Sounds like a kind of brag, because John wouldn't even know what the math was. No.

But he would say that he did it. Brian Johnson, what do you think, buddy? I agree. That's when I was going to go with his will. No, but he would say that he did it. Brian Johnson, what do you think, buddy? I agree. That's when I was going to go with as well as the tip because it seems like that sort of like very passive brag. Yes. I'm going to, I'm going to take the last one just to be different. I was going to lean towards that one too, but it seems too easy for Cardiff.

I've been on a roll. Wait, wait. What do you think? Out of replay. While I wanted to be number five, nine cores in a Bologna sandwich. Yeah. I believe John, like many times on the Stern Show,

forgot his wallet at home. Oh, yeah. Very possible. Okay. And producer Chris, what's that you? I say number two also. Okay. So no one said I threw down, like,

I don't know, like, $300 bills, because that also sounds very plausible You know what I'll change my answer. I'll take that one. Okay, here we go. You keep it track of this. Yes good. I'm not All right contestants. It's time to lock in your answer Just last night the bill was like 180 190 and then I either I don't know 25 30% to be sure to come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch. Brian, is that the first day where you've caught your life? It's not we play the game me and my wife play the game at home.

I actually do pretty decent like he's got the home version. Nice. That's a good idea. Wow. How have we not thought of that before? Yeah, we're busy. Yeah. I know, but I want to charge people more money. What is this? What is this? What's happening? I'll go recap just what's happened on the WATP network now? Because I'm over doing a horrifying Oh he wanted a lifetime achievement award. He's got it with him there. He won at the Dabby's. Great. Big winner. By the way, I guarantee you guys I'm going to get a note from Cardiff saying

you can't sell to catch a dev or I own that. I guarantee it. I'm going to want a commission. We're going to talk about percentages. I know that for a fact. Vinny, thank you so much for joining us and telling us about the health inspector. I guess thanks for having me guys. Give me a team to talk with the club. Please stop, it's stupid. Yeah, it doesn't go anywhere.

It's just dumb. It's not working. It's all the emails, the health inspector is an ARP-Ds in the world are not going to get the club shut down. They just go, oh, okay. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody gets it.

It's really retaken. That's real. All right. I'll see you later. I'll see you for the creep off. Vinnie, you and I are on the creep off together. Monday at one on the creep off YouTube. You can also get the RSS where we get podcasts.

And if you're on our Patreon, we are now doing a scum stream every Wednesday morning, 11 30 AM Eastern time. That's right. Four bonus episodes a month, folks, at the creep off Patreon. Check that out. And if you don't mind, I'm going to be doing subreddit surfing Monday night with the potato. We're having a lot of fun on that show. So check it out.

It's pretty silly. We went dumpster diving the other day. We met a girl named Big Girl Diver. Yeah. And we found about her dumpster in habits. day, found out we met a girl named big girl diver. Yeah. And we found about her dumpster in habits. It was quite an interesting experience. So there's a subreddit for dumpster diving and one of the posts that they pulled up was the seven rules of dumpster diving.

And number one was make your expectations realistic. You're not going to find the engagement rig in there. You know, I wasn't expecting tips that were so helpful because I didn't argue with number one at all. We maybe half a nerf fall is what you're going to find. I'd be happy with that. I mean, there's fes and under glass, but the glass is broken. Come on. That's great.

All right. I'll see you later. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah, man. And an L-Haree play, buddy. Thank you for coming out and telling us tales out of school. We always appreciate it. Thank you, Carl. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to validate myself and you're literally killing

people on the inside by having me on. Oh, really? Is that true? Probably. I'm glad to hear that. I just want to say, yeah, I'm reaching for the stars. I used to have posters of these guys on my wall and now I'm here on the show. You said posters are producer Chris on your wall. That's stalker behavior.

That's very weird. Elha Reble, people can find you on what B. Dabler is your YouTube channel? Yes, B. Dabler is my YouTube and my Twitter. All right. Thank you. And you do, you do live shows, you do live streaming, where, where can we find you? Uh, I don't know. It's kind of spaced out, but yeah, I have been doing live shows trying to get my hours up, uh,

but I'm almost at 4,000 hours. So, uh, you know, and I'll keep doing recorded shows. I don't know, people seem to like things. So I'll keep making it. As long as people like it. It's a very OP thing to say. Oh, yeah, we do it so much time. I'm doing like 4,000 hours. Did you see the sunset stream last night? I'm sorry, you got there is a giraffe. What was that? Oh, Reba? Did you see Opie's sunset stream last night? I did not. Oh, he talked about, he talked about dabble con a little bit. What?

Yeah, I can't keep up. He was talking about podcasts who can't fill comedy clubs. So I don't, I mean, I assume, you know, it's like subtle. Oh, okay. I won't do those kind of podcasts. I will have to check that. Well, unfortunately, he's on that podcast all the time.

Yeah. It's not up to you, Opie. If you're doing that podcast, you're not happening. All right. Thanks, Elha Reble. Thank you. All right. See you, buddy. All right, guys, El Hariblay. Thank you. All right, see you, buddy.

All right, guys, it's just us now. We can talk shit about video and El Hariblay. Ha ha ha ha. They won't be the wiser. What have we done today? We've done it all. Be twitched the sheets, the Valentine's Day edition of who are these podcasts.

Guys, take your ladies out for a nice dinner and then spend a few minutes looking for the clip. Yeah. See if you can find it. It's the bald man. We're doing what they want you to do. Just obsess on it and think of nothing but the clip. I just picture that old guy in Benny Hill. Exactly. Oh, God, we checked in on Patty Seacup's new episode of Great Job Awesome. If you're not subscribed to that on YouTube, you should be. He's killing it. He's got lots of shorts. He's talking about Brandon's shop.

He's talking about Chad Zumaq. He's figuring it out. Misery loves company, of course. Chad fell off the wagons. He seemed to be very drunk when he showed up to that show yesterday. Brian and I won another to catch a dabler. We're just on fire. You know, so you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. I'll explain this to Brian. So this is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast that we're going to review on the next episode. Do you have the part of the show we play clip for the podcast that we're going to review on the next episode. Do you have people excited about the next episode? That's why we call it like a teaser. You know, it's like a tease familiar with this concept. You're not going to play the whole thing. Hey, you guys hear about this? Yeah, we're not going to play the entire episode. That'd be funny. Instead of a teaser,

I'm just going to do the next episode of the early podcast right now. Come on in, Andy, let's go. That's funny, all right. Let's check it out. Let's see what we're doing on the midweek edition of Who Are These Podcasts. This is the end. Nobody's gonna be responsible for you except for you,

but we're also not responsible for anything other than our own actions and reactions we're also not responsible for anything other than our own actions and reactions. We're not responsible for what somebody else decides to do with this situation. If we bring something up and they go, hey, why are, it's not your responsibility. But it is your responsibility if you're purposely triggering them, if you're purposely pushing a button, if you're purposely doing it to get that reaction. So it's a fine line. It's my B.O.L.X. breakdown. She's going to break it down for you. Because you know she knows

the thing you're doing. And now she's going to break down. It's a break down. She's going to break it down. That's right. The ugly girl from the sitcoms has her own show on YouTube and she's talking to Corey Felman My ambi Alex breakdown is the episode will be checking out on the next episode of who are these pod guys you're welcome, Bri Who recommended that one look forward to this? That one came in from oh Michael Gavin Ali on the discord put that one in he's he's recommended a few that we've gone with so Thank you Michael Gavin Ali on the discord put that one in he's he's recommended a few that we've gone with so Thank you Michael Gavin Ali for recommending this one. This should be Should be a train wreck I was gonna say a lot of fun. I'm like this is gonna be fun at all

This is what I dread about the show Corey Feldman handing down life lessons Yeah, I mentioned Corey Feldman the other day to my wife. She, you know, she's like 29 and she was like, who's that? I was like, oh my god. Sit down. Let's hit YouTube because I need to educate you fully and fucking Corey Feldman. Did you start with some of his music? I hope? Or Charlie. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Okay. Ascension. I'm the comeback comeback King What's up with the youth What's up with the youth I got somebody hits Never seen that video

He's at like a minor league baseball park And his family like not like stage Yeah, he's got like a little stage like Like I'll in the stand somewhere He's like not even the main attraction He's just like hey, it it overhears Corey Feldman. And I'll sell this six innings coming up. At the bleachers, no, no, no, beyond the bleachers.

There's like maybe 30 people standing around him. Like, like half of them being like, who's this guy? Right. The other half being like, oh my God, like I can't believe Corey Feldman is doing this. And I don't know what the angels, it's like put them in heels for Christ's sakes. Why are these women walking around like just with stocking feet? That's your complaint ruined the effects.

I really got to shut it. That's a downer. Well, I will tell you that Jody B says you should have started with goonies with your wife. This one's out to you. Now you can watch Goonies play. Oh, it's that asshole. Yeah, that guy. I just thought he was a musician.

I didn't realize he's also in movies. He was multi-talented, yeah. Yeah. So people should check out Tell Him Steve Dave, which is Brian's podcast, very popular podcast. What's going on and tell him Steve Dave, these days, Brian. Do a lot to Patreon stuff recently. We could be trying to come up with some new shows and stuff

because we have unbelievable amounts of video to do every month and it adds up. I'm sure you're aware of those server costs. That's not crazy. It's a lot. So we have we actually just our webmaster the other day, he said we have we had more pins than ever before or yeah, they always started, which was like, I don't know, maybe four years ago, five years ago. So I was pretty happy about that because every like I don't look at the numbers because I'm always terrified. They're going to be going down. Sure. Yeah, that's awesome. So I don't know. Yeah. I think we're doing all right. You guys have been doing a

podcast longer than most people. And the fact that it's still growing is fantastic. That's awesome. That says a lot of. Yeah, we're pretty happy about it. I mean, we're no like Joe Rogan or anything like that. But like I'm, I'm pleasantly surprised that we keep increasing the numbers as well It's unusual. You're being very humble and I understand that I believe you're in the top 10 on patreon if I'm not mistaken your show I mean you guys do very well. I swear I'm my hand to con I wouldn't I'm not aware of that Yeah, I think you are you guys do very well whenever I check out it's been a while But whenever I check out the rankings on podcasts on Patreon, you guys are always, you know the top. So you do it. And yes, you're right. You are also doing a show with my buddy, Erock. Would you kindly end up

people are like, Carl just has the compound guys on. Oh, Carl just has compound. Here's another episode of compound media. media. But you do do a show with the Iraq every week on compound media. Pleasure and thank you for thank you for not reviewing. Well, I was out there recently. I have a blast out there. I actually called out Iraq. I don't know if I talked to you about this, but the last time I was on would you kindly? Eric started telling a story about an opi incident and You went on for a while about this story, and I think at a certain point I started hitting some drops out of And you know taking like all of it out of this show and Paul is like, no, I didn't I'm just fucking what you do

I was like you Like I didn't make you feel bad or something like Jesus. It's a good story. I was just fucking around. But he gets a little self-conscious that one from time to time. He's a chatty patty. He can't be. Yeah, he's a rolling for sure. All right.

Well, Brian, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. It's great to see you. Yeah, thanks guys. I'll talk soon. Yes, definitely talk soon. And please, join us again next time it might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts Leave all over Party in the much bit of morning radio

Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone Regarding our stern segment and dabble con, from YouTube, killer without spam rights, I think the live show formula has been found. I wasn't there, but things seem to have gone perfectly. Hats off to the production team, I can't believe John thought he had 10 years at Sirius. Dr. Hugenstein, not telling Howard he was leaving for Leno was the one smart thing he did. JD Slim, come on, and Colin Stern knows Tardamus deserves a shite ton more attention. Goiser Mass, imagine if SJ took Howard's

advice 20 years ago. I wouldn't be able to leave a comment just now. Anani-nani is blown away by Carl. He really does smile when he talks. Be Fram Shares. I love how much Kumia enjoys this. Italy notes. If Tony, two shirts Kumia is on, it's a must-watch. Just treat him nicely. Remember, he has a sore back from carrying the biggest no-tailant leech and radio. History. The destroyer himself. Lord Death's bit. Producer Chris looking like a Croatian gangster. External extrapolations. John was a certain kind of rich. History, the destroyer himself, Lord Death's bit, producer Chris looking like a Croatian gangster, external extrapolations, John was a certain kind of rich. And from the subreddit, thought kicker comments? Great job to everyone involved. This was the

best case scenario for a live event and a top tier podcast. Too bad John didn't show up. It was a long shot, but I was hopeful. Dr. Steve Opens, Cardiff was quite a hoot pardon my language. Baby butters speaks for all of us. Chad bringing a teddy bear for the teenager. Bucking creep. Deeply unpencable posts. Watching the live show on Patreon. It was a total success.

The only things that went wrong were people's attempts to ruin it. The production, the crowd, and the hosts all brought it. The crew with the Carlson knocked it out of the park, fixed it for 03 reports. I didn't notice anyone there acting like a problem. But of course, I didn't end up with a suitcaseful of his, so there's that. And someone had to say it this week, so Leonard Smalls plays us out with, we laughed our asses off. We laughed our asses off. We laughed our asses off. We were laughing our asses off. I left my ass off.

I should mention anyone who's on our Patreon and Supercast, I put together on Wednesday, we didn't do the podcast, but I was spending time editing video together. I put together the first 35 minutes of the Dabio Awards. So if you want to watch that, hook up to our Patreon or supercast and you can watch that, we're gonna have the entire video done soon. So you can watch the Dabby Awards show, which went better than I thought it was clear.

It was pretty fun, it was fucking hilarious. People seem to have a lot of fun, and I know that I had a very good time. All right, let's check out some voicemails. Let's see what the people are saying out there. We've talked to you now you talking us. What's up? What's up, girl? You asshole Thanks Sandy again. Just calling to let you know that I feel like this show was really close to an audio book Like one of those sexual audio books because the way you set cart of dick on this show

It's fucking annoying dude seriously oh I'm a potato and I fucking god if he just does the same thing that's a fucking hack dude fuck you Carl alright jeez which card if was here that you've been sucking a lot of dick lately

yeah I know right you know what is that I You've been sucking a lot of dick lately. Yeah, I know, right? You know what I said? I'm trying to fix my teeth on all these cups. Why get braces? Cocks are free. I only want to talk like Kevin Brennan now. It's, I don't know why. He rubs off on me.

Nate from Flint was at our show. I was hanging out with Nate quite a bit. Good egg. Over the last week. I know he has a good egg. I was hanging out with Nate quite a bit. Good egg. Over the last week, I knew I had a good egg. I told him he calls in too much. I was there for that. He got very excited. What?

What? I don't want to spend three hours listening to voice. So it's all. Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, thanks for pointing out my hypocrisy. You do play a lot of my voice, man. I want to show you some genuine appreciation. I'm a single dad of four kids.

I have a successful business. A couple college degrees. A little bit of money in my savings. Decent-looking lady friend. But nothing, none of those, send a thrill to my heart, to my spirit, and a little bit to my genitals. And hearing my voice on your beloved podcast. I mean that for real, man. I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, this is Thursday. See you tomorrow. I think you just wanted to brag. Yeah. And it didn't sound like anything, but look at how amazing I am. Nobody told me there would be boasting. You're going to get rid of your soundboard. I just like know

what they all are. Oh yeah, it's funny. It looks like by the way, Cardiff is in the discord. So maybe you did hear that, whatever. Hey, Carl, I'm a couple of folks behind. I just listen to this midweek episode where Chad Zumaugh is saying that Frank Pellegrino is orchestrating you know all the hate against them and he's controlling everybody the narrative the narrative well the damn thing just happened I've never spoken to Frank Pellegrino I don't know who he is but I just got a phone call telling me that I better hate Chad Zumaugh or he's going to send Vito this wall to you to wait my cats with a cute tip. Wow. Just thought I was doing that out. Bye. So maybe Chad's

out to something then because I get that call every week too for Frank. But I just thought because we do each other. Yeah. He's got one everyone. Interesting. What's that? A lot of time on his hands. Chad's so stupid. Write some jokes, dude. Jesus. It's got these elaborate joker schemes. Like, what the fuck? I hope that his next stand-up show is in Prussian of me.

You guys hear about this guy, Carl? Have a Rod to Surrey! Carl, you thought it would ever consider doing a podcast actually like like what do you ever do a bonus show with Jenny about what's that in my dad wrote a porno now that that's ended

just like actually highlight what makes a good podcast. What makes good chemistry between hosts. Yeah, the latest one you mentioned Rocky Quinn's done. I got me thinking about it. Anyway, love you, love you Vinnie. Sougis for producer Chris and good fucking self-pile. I show you how to make a good podcast.

I don't have to tell you, I show you. We did do my dad wrote a porno very early on in who are these podcasts run. And I will tell you that when I like the show, that listen to it's not as fun. No, I think that was the one that we learned to not do that. Right.

Yeah, because everyone was telling me like, girl, you got to listen to the show, you got to do a review. I'm like, all right, so I said, I'm like, that's kind of funny. Yeah. You and Kevin were like, it's pretty good.

It's mildly amazing. I went and saw them live. How much time do we have left? You're right. Holy shit, double count is fun. Man, that one guy who wanted to fuck a fight me didn't even show, man. Some of them would make a point Michigan.

And so all you have to do is just buy him like a single white Russian. Cheers. Cheers. Thanks for coming to Dabblecon, everybody. Appreciate it. This support, that was awesome. Hello. This is of Noxious John calling from the future.

The year is 2065. We have just celebrated better in Johns 100th birthday, but I hope you receive this message before DabbleCon. The Friday night, after the Friday night comedy show, there will be a fire in my hotel room, and it will kill hundreds of people. One of those people will be the savior of the dabble verse. Oh, this fire caused a major rift in the dabble verse, a disturbance, so to speak. Please, play this message before dabble con. And hopefully there

is one brave dabble that can put the fire out in my hotel room at the Hampton Inn in Rochester. I see what you did there. I didn't think that was up next just, John. Help us, daublers. Help us. You can roughed out your, my only hope. Yeah. There's another guy with time and his hands oh he's shit oh Tony Michaels fucking cuck got it in the shell hey Gavin Tony Michael here so you add a family reunion on the weekend that place looked more in bread than a buffalo-bills home game, you too, see. Did you eat the cream pie that Crafts and E-humulus gave your wife? You too, see, get, but let's not bury the lead. Piss and all over engineer, Craig, shit. What kind of a fucking animal are you?

You do see good Dragon Draven Draven Tony Michaels is a little confused. I'm not Kevin dumb fuck, but you created Kevin dumb fuck So really is Tony Michaels fault that obnoxious John got his jeans pissed on They're expensive jeans to East. I think that's what you want to do. Oh, they were nice.

Yeah. That good. Not a good thing. Hi, Carl and producer Chris. This is Dylan from somewhere. Thank you for an amazing time at Davilcon. I haven't had that much fun since February 2020 the 17-hour drive to Rochester which totally worth it comedy at the Carlson great venue I'm sure Rochester is beautiful when the ice sheet covering the city received up into Canada the parts I saw were nice

Here the saline Uganda for the Davilcon summer equator tour. Yep Well played. Yeah and Uganda for the double time summer equator tour. Yep. I won't play. Yeah. We're only going to place it with extreme weather from here on out. The climate crisis tour. Come check us out. God damn.

It was so funny how people came in to town. I've never been to Rochester before. Don't come here very often. And every single one of them thought that this is like how it is all the time. Right. It was the coldest weekend of the year. It will not get colder. It hasn't been as cold before that. It won't be cold anymore. It's going to be 60 next week.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's been the mildest fucking winner. I mean, how old? That was the only weekend. Only weekend. And but even by the time the fucking Sunday it was 40 degrees. I know. It was so insulting. Yeah, only weekend. And but even by the time the fucking Sunday, it was 40 degrees. I know, it was so insulting.

Yeah, everything melted. Yeah. Yeah. Our little peak behind the scenes here. So I went out for dinner before the comedy show Friday night with Anthony and Missy and Dr. Steve and a few other people, good folks. And I drive them all over the comedy club. So we're walking out of the restaurant

and Missy and Anthony are screaming the entire walk to my car. I'm so cold. I know. And they're from New York. I mean, what the fuck? Were they live? It was 10 degrees warmer. Unfuckin believable. These fucking people.

Alright, bad practice guy call it out. Oh good. Bad practice guy came over to the house. Yeah, he was here hanging out. I love having him with that guy. I do too. He's a good guy. Cardiff was over here. Yeah, I love bad practice guy.

Oh, we're gonna do Bob, we're gonna do some We're gonna do some crazy on a family game with the net news and get it on video. Cause Lucy type boxes look at fun and they'll come on the back. Whoa. Lucy typebacks is a new admirer in band practice guy. Maybe we should make a video version

of the net news. It's pretty sucre. Produce something over there. What are you doing? I just did a show with Lucy Taipak. She is a YouTube show. And she reviews movies and she wanted to do one too many. So I went over to her place yesterday, recorded that with her, and I guess the video fucked up. So I got to redo it or something. Something, yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens with that.

But I want people to know when that comes out. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was how to have it with that. But I'll let people know when that comes out. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was interesting to hear her take out it because she's not as into like the Centering John Lourw has the rest of us. So she's just, she's just a movie buff who sought for what it is like one of the worst movies ever made. Yes.

No redeeming qualities whatsoever. So it's interesting to hear her perspective on it. Wow. I'm tired. We haven't done this in a while. It's almost too much. I was reflecting on DevilCon to be earlier. And I was thinking, I've never had any interest

in being a cult leader yet, but, you know, I'm listening. When either me or someone else was on my going, in the whole audience started doing it. I'm like, wow, that's a powerful feeling. Yeah, it is. Should we start the no john's club? Wait a minute. He's John.

Yes, there's no john's. Uh, I think that would be a chemical mubbing. Jump. Yeah. Um, my face hurt. Yeah. Saturday night after the Dabby Awards, my face hurt from laughing. Yeah, it was ridiculous It's it was too much fun for sure

But don't take my word for it. Listen to Alhari play who also agrees. Yeah, then it was a great char. I produced a press We've been left hanging here. I think it's time to wrap things up Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode. That was really great. Uh. Carl, I love you. Okay.

Bye.