Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep385 - Mayim Bialik's Breakdown

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

If you ever watched Blossom and thought, I wonder who's going to take themselves the most seriously in 20 years, today's show will answer that. Mayim Bialik, when she isn't annoying Jeopardy fans, does a podcast that interviews people like Corey Feldman and pretends he's a talented performer. Trucker Andy joins the show to celebrate Corey's music career. Then we're joined by KC Armstrong, the former producer of the Howard Stern Show. He's heard enough of Stuttering John's lies and he's ready to dish. Also Chad Zumock declares war or something and Opie doesn't understand why he's compared to StutJo. We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have not discussed it with you, the beforehand let's get into it. They show hosted by Mayan Bialek and Jonathan Cohen, who have a severe boyfriend, which I found out through a little googling. I don't know if you do about that. I don't know if the chemistry was obvious for you. Yeah, I was not there,

but if you listen to the end, they revealed it. So I picked up on it. You picked up on it? Yeah, how far did you get through this, Carl? Well, I got to the point where they're like, rapid-fire questions to Corey at the end. I'm like, I, that's enough. Yeah.

We get it. I want to start off by playing the theme song to this podcast. You like this one, Ed? Blake. Let's get right into it, here. To this spot Yo, I think this one is black Let's get right into it here Down she's gonna break it down So when I hate about that is the zoom in on her when she's shaking her head yes when the lyrics are because she knows the thing or Dude, she's like I'm smart. She's she's so arrogant She's so arrogant like I have to say PhD next to her name right on there

And then like the logo is a brain with glasses on it. Like, shouldn't other people tell you that you're smart? You know, shouldn't be declaring it. Hey, it's the Super Smart Guy show. I'm the Super Smart Guy. Look at me. The Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee if you deal with the dumbest people in the world, actors in Hollywood, that you want to separate yourself. By the way, I'm not like these assholes, just so you guys know, I can't, might seem like it,

but so, is it what's your name, Mayam? Yeah, close enough, sure. All right, so Mayam decided to quit showbiz, and she went and back to school, and then she got a degree or two, and then she went back into showb then she got a degree or two and then she went back into show business. Then she left again.

She's pretty much like River's Cuomo. She was successful in show business and then you know what I'm just going to get my education. And she got a PhD in neuroscience and then she became a professor in neuroscience. So for a few years, that's what she was doing. She was a professor. Now she considers herself a scientist, which I can't take that away from her. I suppose. But if you're using that interview, Corey Feldman.

Yeah, there's no evidence. I'm not a lucrative career move. Obviously not. There's no grants for interviewing Corey Feldman from the federal government as far as I know. I have only done all the grants. You show guy canceled. You went to college.

The end. I don't know what else you told her. You annoy everybody. You got jeopardy. Yeah. All right, so right out of the gate, so Corey Feldman, I didn't even realize he was in studio at first.

It seemed like he's in a different room. The way this is shot, but I guess they're all planted. Yeah, they're all right there together. And I love the way it starts off because everyone's having so much fun. You always know you're watching a hack show when they're already giggling before the show we've been started. Then they get a pair of sunglasses like four.

Jonathan, stop. Yes, you can. All you have to do is go to somebody's heart. It's really easy. In a simple answer. you can. All you have to do is go to somebody's house. It's really easy. In a simple answer. Hi, I'm Miami, Alec. This is Jonathan Cohen. Welcome to our breakdown. We are laughing because we're already having a great time with a really, really exciting guest.

Nobody has a great time with Corey Felden. All the guy does is talk about his music and getting blustin. Yeah. These are those things are fun. They're funny. Like, that's not a good tie. Fun for other people. The guy's like, oh, those are fucking cool glasses.

You know, he's goofing out of his face. I'm just getting much. Yeah. But in my clip one, my, my, my ambiolics trying to steal Cory Felton's look. Oh, Jesus. Real quick though, underneath my ambiolic, doctor, my ambiolic, holy shit, it's like our first lady,

is actor, writer, producer, and neuroscientist. One of these things is not like the other. Yeah. Well some people listen to this podcast, but a lot of people watch it. And this is one I think that people need to watch. It hasn't happened yet. I don't think you're going to see these amazing sunglasses that Jonathan so badly wants

a pair of. That's right. It's like the glasses that it's a suit. It is kind of it's a very very snazzy out like this is an outfit honestly. I would like to wear. You know what? I want this hair. This is good guys.

I think I'm gonna become your stylist So they both already look like lesbian right yeah, she just looks like a Vegas casino I think that she goes you guys got to watch this episode why he's wearing sunglasses. Oh, well that's not good I can just listen that's fine. Well, she's dressed like she didn't know she was going to be on camera. Oh, yeah. No, he calls her out too. She's like, oh, I actually kind of look like shit. It's kind of my thing.

Yeah. I'm like, it's kind of my thing. It's kind of look like shit. So I want to start off very early on in the interview. My name is trying to be polite about Corey's music. Now I hope everyone here is familiar with Corey's music. I see everyone as, and this is just a fun way to introduce that he's a musician.

In addition, you are a producer. I mean, you do so many things. You wrote a memoir and you're a musician, which I've known kind of like for many, many years of my life. I knew that you were a musician, but this is something that while many of us knew you acting, you also had this whole music. I've been working simultaneously in the studio creating music. Yeah, that's not good because that was decades that we're talking about.

You've been creating music and no one likes it. There's nothing to show for it. There's not a lot to show for it. And he takes it so seriously, which I think is what we all love about Corey Feldman, is that he really thinks he's the king of pop. You've got eight for sovereignism. He just said create music.

Yeah, right. Yeah, that's pretty pretentious. Nonsense. So it gets even worse than that. The thing he's promoting on this show, I can't make this up. He's got a six disc box set. Right. Yeah. Pretty surprised. It's 2023.

Eclipse too. You did not enter into a time machine here. Not just that. There's more. Yeah, check this out. All during the pandemic, I was working on this kind of gargantuan mammoth project, which turned into this box set, which is seven discs. I'm sorry, six discs, four CDs, two DVDs, a hologram, a 50-page color magazine, all kinds of goodies inside. This is a collection then of music.

Right. From going all the way back 35 years. Wow. Oh my God. There's eight eight tracks. Yeah, it really is your list. It comes with its own gramophone Fucking insane damper Dan delivers it on a penny-farthing bike All this fucking out of date media that nobody fucking even owns a DVD player. Andy, there's a 50 page color magazine. It's a color. Can you believe it?

You're probably wondering, how do I get one of these? Because that's actually what I was wondering in the media, I'm like, holy shit, really? That's like an amazing. Only made, I think 500 of them. There's only about 80 left. You can get it on my website, quarryfilmen.net.

It is rather pricey, because as you can see, it's not a work, but you know. It's like, koryfilman.net. It is rather pricey, because as you can see, it's not a work, but you know. It's like a whole universe in here. Yes. I'm happy to report there are still some left. I went and checked it out on this website. Did you guys look into what this costs?

This box set? No. Okay. So if you want a signed box set, it's 350. If you want it on-site, it's 350. If you want an unsigned, it's 275. This asshole thinks his autograph was worth more than a dollar. He thinks it's worth $75 fucking dollars for his autograph. I mean, that's insane. He certainly thinks a lot of himself.

I know. Let me play one more clip that I let you take over Andy because the way I set this up was all about the fact that God damn, what's your fucking, can she just have a normal name? Can I just call her like Mary or something? Mb, let's go with Mb. Mb, thank you. Or BM. So, um, my am.

It's like Maya, like the Mayans, Mayam. Look at this, look at this eventually. Mayam, like I mentioned, was a very famous sitcom star. She was on a show called Blossom. Blossom. I'll never remember that. Whoa. And she decided to leave show business.

Like I said, to go back to school, to get her degree, change professions. Cory Feldman is either oblivious to this or just doesn't understand what he's talking about. As he explains it, once you're famous, you cannot escape it. The problem with that is you can't get fame and then decide, okay, now I don't want it anymore.

It doesn't work that way. Because now people point and laugh at you. People look down at you. Well, the way to avoid that is to get you like PhD or neuroscience because I don't think about people are pointing at, hey, look at this ass all over here. Are you my professor? This is a semester. Okay, I'm sorry about that. The reason why they're pointing at left is because your music sucks.

That's why that's happening to you, Cory. I just thought that was funny. He's looking at this woman who left show business and came back and was like, yeah, there's no way he got a show business. I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. I mean, they're possible, I suppose.

All right, and would you pick up on from this episode? Well, I like that Cory does keep insulting her to her face off the bat and clip to this is a little bit more about like, how he's dressed versus how she's dressed. Oh yeah, yeah. If I'm going to do something and it's in the business realm, I want to look like a business person. I don't want to go, you know, wearing jeans in a t-shirt and being all sloppy. Just try what I look like for people who are listening. What are look like a business person. I don't want to go, you know, wearing jeans in a t-shirt

and being all sloppy. Just try what I look like for people who are listening. What do I do? Like a business person. You've got your hair in a bun. You've got your glasses on. You've got a nice sweater going, you know? I mean, you look like a podcast.

Okay. But it seems to me like you're the expert, Mark. I like how you backtrack from that right away. It's like, well, I think you're like a business casual pocket. You're wearing your house. Yeah. You just got up. I find, I mean, the business of magic.

You're right. You look like that guy. I just like jove from the rest of your development. And you look like a boner coffin. She looks like Chad Zumak, I'm a businessman of hisves Company when he just got up. He's like, oh, shit, is it on right now? All right. Hey, I'm here, everybody. Like, yeah, she's now drunk.

It's four days. Yeah, she's not well prepared for this. Okay, my clip three though, this sums up what I hate about my B.I. like, she's just like such a fucking little note, like annoying, know-it-all that has to interject her own personal experiences into any type of, like anything that comes up, she's just like, oh yeah, I went to Mexico once too. So I know he fucking cares.

So Corey Feldman began his career at the age of three. He was in a McDonald's commercial. I also have been in a McDonald's commercial when I was 11. Right. Oh, we're talking about Corey Feldman, right? Yeah. And also you were a fry guy. It doesn't count.

You know what you'd see with you, it's like, put a mask on that one quick. That was me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You could have said grimace. Yeah, that would have been funnier probably. Which, so. So when Alex Trebek died, a lot of people were auditioning to take over for him. And she was one of those people.

And everyone hated. She, every fucking question, she had to make it about her and to be giggling through the whole fucking thing. And people were taking to the internet to like boycott the show to get rid of her. And I worked. Yeah, no, she's still on. Oh, I didn't think she was.

Ken Jennings hosts the show proper and she's hosting celebrity, Jeopardy, which actually just ended. But I digress. Seems to be the good, the excellent. I digress. But people hated her so much. I actually pulled this clip for...

This is... There was an article about how people were pissed because she couldn't pronounce the word singer. Okay. Didn't know about that. Back to Jeopardy. It's time to get our song on. The Category for Final Jeopardy is 1960s singers.

Singers. She is like... Singer. Anders. He is like, singer. And if it was making everybody so fucking mad. And I just like how everyone's just like, I'm not gonna watch jeopardy. If I have to listen to this, woman mispronounced singer. You know what, now that I think about it, that was Elksterbeck's major skill on that show, right? Because people thought he was smart, but he had all the answers.

He was really good. But he was pronounced everything correctly. Yeah, I know. I don't know if they did that in post, or you know, take two or something. It's a soft G with an A on the end. You're all since racist. Right.

Yeah, never go, go on singers. Gonna get a lot of trouble with that. All right, can we talk about Cory Feldman? Yes, please. And his poor, poor childhood. He never brings it up, and I'm embarrassed to bring this up for him, but apparently he was molested when he was growing up.

And it's interesting because his dad seems like he was probably a pretty good father. My dad was always smoking weed, so I was like, well, I guess it's okay, because ever since I was seven years old on the set of bad news bears, my dad was smoking weed. Every time I'd get in the car, he was with some of the producers smoking weed. So this is fine. No big deal. Yeah.

Then a couple of years later, he introduces me to this guy who ends up giving me every drug I ever tried and molesting me. And then Alfie, you knowie endorses drugs and molests me and has parties at his house where they're feeding kids drugs and alcohol. Cory's a bummer. He's talking about cool dead is smoking weed or having fun is fun.

Then immediately into the most ancient thing, he's like, ah, well, I want to help Cory out and write a script from next time we're at a talk show. Don't be such a downer. You know, maybe don't bring up getting fucked by Hollywood celebrities every time you're being interviewed by someone. Cause we need to lighten the mood a little bit

if people in the air music. And at least they were giving them drugs. I mean, yeah. Actually, there's no upside to this, man. It could have been worse. And don't get me wrong. His whole bit about Charlie Sheen fucked to this, man. It could have been worse. And don't get me wrong, his whole bit about Charlie Sheen fucked Corey Hayme, it's hilarious.

But we did that, now he gotta move on. It do something else. But he wants to talk about all the pedophiles in Hollywood. There's also the big pink elephant in the room, which is kids, most kids. Is it the pink elephant, like when you're hallucinating? That's a drunk thing. Yeah. Right.

It's like when you're so blasted, you think you're seeing pink elephants. I guess you're seeing a pink elephant. And there's also the big pink elephant in the room, which is kids, most kids don't go to a party. Correct. With all adults. Correct. Okay. And half of those adults are not grooming those children, right?

Specifically to apply them with drugs and alcohol so they can get what they want out of it. Right. I mean, let's face it. And people don't want to, and also like people don't want to, people don't want to talk about these things. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Yeah. But he felt me going to shut up with that. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, know, I know, I know, know, I know, know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I Yeah, I know. Yeah, Corey Felden won't shut up. I don't love you. Come on. You don't want to talk about this because it's not great. That a great subject. If I were my him, I would stop agreeing with him before he finishes his sentence. Yeah, right. You don't know what he's going to say. No, it's about to say. Yeah. He was so close though. All he had to do was leave the pink part out of the statement. Yeah. And saying pink elephant removed all credibility.

If you're saying pink elephants, you're probably getting fingered by a co-cad. You're an idiot. All right, so apparently I didn't realize this, but there's a lot of pedophiles in Hollywood. My bloat by that one. So then we go on to talk about how when Corey Felton was younger, he was a teenager.

He had access to all these awesome drugs. Right. A little bit of a humble brag here. Yeah. About the explains it wasn't all it's cracked up to me. I was badly abused and that's why we did drugs. We did drugs because generally the abusers were the ones giving us the drugs. Otherwise we wouldn't have had them in the first place.

A 15 year old doesn't walk down the street and get cocaine or heroin. It doesn't happen. You know, you got adults that can drive them. We're very cute. Bring it to them or whatever. Sure. That's how it happens.

So his drug deal was also his rapist, that sucks. Because I thought my awkward interactions with my drug dealer sucked. And he was like, ah, shit, I gotta fucking sit here and make small talk. It's convenient. It's not so bad, actually. You can sit here with this guy went through. You know what I mean? I don't want to get raped, but I really want some ball.

Yeah. Better buy a bulk. Don't want me back any time soon. All right, Andy, that's enough of the molestation, Doc. Sure. All right, not only was he mol of the molestation, Doc. Sure. Not only was he molested, but his mom, I think, beat him a little bit. He gets into how his mom is abusive. But it just, it doesn't end there.

You can't, it's not enough that his mom was beating him. His grandfather was kind of mean to him, and that's not cool. It's clip six. It's poor guy. Yeah. Poor boy. My grandfather was abusive leaning. I guess you would say these days, but he was, you know, he was raised in the days when everybody beat their kids.

And that's just the way it was. So he was beat badly by his father. He beat his children badly. Right. But when it came time to raise the grandkids, he tried not to do that. Right. So. And he left his asshole. My people was a meanie. Yeah. I came over dressed like this and he called me an F slur. I'm like, you want to do it me. Didn't beat him enough. He called me an F-slaur. I looked like you wanted to get me.

He didn't beat him enough. He didn't beat me, but he was for it. Yeah. If there was a vote, he would have voted yes. He didn't stop anybody. Yeah, right, exactly. He scouled at me. If he were a younger man,

I think he probably would have smacked me across the face if he dies, but he let my dad take care of that. Yeah. Now with the left. Worked the body. So, all right, this clip's coming. Something to say on blossom, 40 years from now,

please, it's gonna lead to material. No one ever says, how is shooting goonies? No one ever says that, too. But it's always just like, oh, so you were a boss, and God damn it. Yeah. And my clip's seven, it starts out like, that's funny games, like you look like shit.

I'm just like a fucking circus performer. And then he starts talking about the molestation shit. And it cuts real hard right into a fucking inappropriate adry. It's pretty fucking funny. Couple years later, he introduces me to this guy who ends up giving me every drug I ever tried and molesting me. And then Alfie, you know, endorses drugs and molests me and has parties at his house

where they're feeding kids' drugs and alcohol. So that's what you're raised around. Well, and also I want you to speak a little bit to, I mean, I appreciate, I mean, I think we both appreciate, you know, the honesty that you're willing to have about this. It's not what you were there. And it's nice to talk to somebody that was there. Sure. Because it's hard.

It's hard to live life with everybody going, I don't know what he's talking about. Is he even telling the truth? Right. Poor Maya said they're going, yeah, but only the cute kids got fots. He's right. She's like, no, I was there. I never got the last word.

Part of it. To live life with everybody going, I don't know what he's talking about. Is he even telling the truth? Right. Why am the all its breakdown is supported by athletic greens? I use athletic greens every day. Start taking athletic greens because-

Fuck kids like a champ. Yeah. Because I was the kind of person who was taking a million pills, a million supplements, a million powders, a million sprays. So drugs, she's so natural. Yeah. These adres are so bizarre because she's got the camera angle. They're all the same.

Yeah. They're pre-recorded. They could do this any time and make them way better. And she's not the camera angle. They're all the same. They're pre-recorded. They could do this anytime and make them way better. And she's not wearing any makeup. The camera angle, her hair looks like garbage. The camera's pointing up at her. So you're looking up her giant nostrils. I don't understand.

Who directed this, her boyfriend? Jonathan? Yeah, you have the intro where some producer insisted on slapping makeup on her. And then she looks like shit. That's kind of dying. Yeah, she's trying to selfie, you're gonna be a blouse put that sweatshirt on I know Corey you're trying to tell me about how you got two digits

of your butt but let me cut to this fucking it do you need the energy to run away from your master try athletic greens hey my I know you're painting the living room right now but can you come over here for a second? Right. Do a couple of hand reads for us. Jesus Christ. It's just not a good look for her, I would say. Can we get into Cory's music? Please. All right, I love Cory's music. Because he takes himself so fucking seriously and he thinks that everything he does is so

clever and genius. When you're working on a project, you become super close with these people and these people are now living in my home so literally I'm like it's like the partridge family at this point you know we all get the bus okay time to go on the road again kids let's go uh and I wish Mr. Kade was fucking with you I'm sorry I don't know why basically, he's explaining that his whole band lives with him in his house. Yeah. This house is a fucking zoo.

What is explained here about that? No, we all get the bus. Okay, time to go on the road again, kids, let's go. And now we're setting up an international tour for this year. So the idea is to spray and guess what? It's called the love tour. You know, not like the love tour that the other guy's doing, but like ours is love retour. Because it's not the love tour. You know, not like the love tour that the other guy's doing, but like ours is love retour.

Because it's not the money tour instead of love returns, which was the name of my EP. We put out an eight song EP earlier last year before we put out the box set, which was kind of an appetizer for the box set. And it was a picture disc, really cool vinyl picture disc, had eight songs and we called it love returns. And so based on that and the fact that I hadn't towards eight songs and we called it Love Returns and so based on that and the fact that I hadn't towards since 2017 we called it Love Retours like the Return to Toring. Sounds retorted.

Yeah, ironically there was a lot of returns. Even my impsith are going on camera, we got it. It's not a clever, a purist, not a fake. No, it's not good. No one knows about your EP. And that's not a clever, it's for it. It's not a fake. No, it's not good. No one knows about your EP. Right.

And that's not a clever name for anything. No. So then I'm pretty sure that my aim is just clowning him to his face at this point. I have a question. Something I've noticed. You play with words in a very interesting way, just like when we were talking about love,

like you like double meanings and you were talking about retour and, you know, return. Do you have any particular affinity for poetry or is that part of your musical side? To whatever the interaction of the spoken language and the'm the spoken language can be. I was going dumb, dumb, dumb. I was going to say fuck you. This interview is over. All right, so is he a poet? Let's find out.

I wrote down to lyrics from Ascension Millennium, one of his songs. I'll try to read this. Here we go. I'll lead you up onto the floor where you will have the chance at more. Just by giving in to groove to have a chance, you never move.

You're standing still up on the hill. It's such a thrill. You get the chills. The chance is still. It's going to kill you in the end. You get bent out of shape at this age and escape. And then, then my wife goes, what are you like a poet or something? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, What can't you do? That would be the perfect question for this guy.

Because your tour has the momentum of a runaway trip. Yeah, because honestly, at one point in this interview, you wouldn't even have the clip, Andy. She's like, you are in such good shape. You look so healthy. He's like, why dance fucking five nights a week? Oh, yeah. He's talking about how his bands on tour,

he's out there dancing for two and a half to three hours a night, you know, all those on-courses that he's forced to do. Yeah. I think I, I think Clip 17 is in regards to that. Okay. So I'm not perfect. I vape. I've got a few little things, but I'm not doing hard drugs and I'm not drinking booze and

I'm not smoking cigarettes and I'm not eating red meat. And I'm not making good music and I'm not smoking cigarettes and I'm not eating red meat. And I'm not making good music and I'm not targeting respect in the industry. All right, I think I might have the part before that, which is ridiculous, or of course explain that he's not perfect right there. Big thing is, I haven't had a piece of meat in my body since I was 12 years old. So wait, was that the last time he was more serious? Yeah. I'm a little bit confused. I remember, I swear off meat. Is that what he meant by that?

I don't have a pretentious bone in my body. It was someone else's. But I do, I cheat. I'm not great. I mean, look, I do dairy still. I still eat cheese and eggs and milk from time to time. Although I am allergic to milk, so I try to stay away from it.

I'm human, I mess up. I try to stay away from it. I'm human. I mess up. Wait a second. This guy's eating dairy and he's like, sure, me. Go fuck yourself. You ain't cheesy other day. Sir, we have nothing else to talk about today.

Yeah, good day. Shame, shame. Oh, this is a cut that I pulled. You might have this one to you, Andy, because I know you hate this. Jonathan is devoid of talent. He's uninteresting in every single way. Okay, he's no business being on this. No, he's no business at all. And he makes a quip here that, oh, I hate this shit.

Okay, is all that wasn't big enough or crazy enough? Here's the craziest part of the story. So I had this prosthetic ear from Stan by me. Like you do? Okay, yeah, because everybody's got one. I'm putting a moratorium on people saying like you do or as one does after someone says something that's out of the ordinary. Yeah, we got it. It's not normal. Super ordinary. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, good one. Yeah. I think she says it later too. It's just, God, I thought that died five years ago. It's fucking horrible. Actually, now that we're

talking about Jonathan, let me play you the worst question. Maybe the worst question ever asked if anybody had a podcast. We talk a lot about reactions. And Maimon and I are always trying to become more aware of how we react, why we react. Any insight, you seem like you're constantly self-reflecting,

any insight that you want to share We sort of do a little moments of like Realizations Anything that you've realized recently that you're like oh, I something that you're working on Every day every day What was that I know it started with analyzing the reactions to things and it turns into like is there anything that you think you could be better at in life Yeah, I know it is what his his story was I Said something to her and I'm not gonna say what it was but and then she reacted the way I didn't expect

What are your thoughts? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so give you an example and then she said something that was matter for a day to half But then I wasn't anymore like that's an example. What the fuck is going on right now? I'm so confused about this whole conversation and Props to Corey Felman he smiles through the whole thing. Yeah, it's like he's having a good time. Yeah, I mean I was He took his glasses off his plate. I was surprised how lucid he actually was you could usually count on him to I mean For him it's lucid. Yeah, but he usually is good for a couple of like fucking wild comments.

Well, he's got to get his message out there, Andy, his messages. There's a lot of pedophilia going on in Hollywood. And my music is so goddamn danceable. You've got to come see us live. Those are the two messages that I hear every time he's interviewed by anyone. And I'm just like, should I stop pedophilia or should I go see this guy in contact? Yeah.

Cause I don't have time for both. I swear he was just here, wasn't he? Or was he a buffalo like recently? Why didn't you text me? Dude, what? What? I didn't know how interested you'd be. I'd have heard about it though.

He was here recently. Did you get a box up? Yeah. Is it an autograph? I couldn't afford autograph, guys. I one more thing on Jonathan. This is his one final question followed by just utter nonsense. Jonathan, you have one final question.

It's been said, instead of asking someone how they are, you ask them, how do you sleep? Cory, how do you sleep? Very well. On your tum tum? Oh. I hate these people. They are having a little too much fun for me.

Oh yeah, it's ridiculous. Who the fuck in care? On your tum tum and she lost her mind over her own comment. Yeah. Wow, that was a really funny quip. I just came up with Jonathan Jere that quip. I give these two three or four more months.

Yeah. In this relationship. I don't know if it's gonna get sick of who, but I'm already sick of both of them. Anyone else you got that you pulled from this episode? Yeah, it did. The episode. Clip 8 is another good low-key burn

on that Corey throws at Miami. It's pretty funny. If you remember this, but I was the head of an organization called Hollywood Kids Say Noted Drugs. I remember this Corey. Exactly. And you were probably there. It's probably there.

I would almost imagine you with a sweater on. Yeah. Yeah, definitely not off. Yeah. You're there in definitely not off. Yeah. You're there in your chest and he's sweater. I was wearing a t-shirt that said, Tokers or Jokers. You were part of the fungley crowd.

I remember you guys. We looked over you once. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, never again. I imagine you were there. I'll see if you were doing my homework. Yeah. Remember you made it advance at me and I said,

just say no, remember that? Oh, I don't know why I dislike her so much. Speaking of disliking or clip nine, people are always asking, why are you so great at not getting molested? I've also lost people. You know, I've also, you know, and so I'm often asked, and especially after people would die, it was often like, oh, this publication wants to know how you

made it out and why do people do drugs in the industry and why are all these kids like this? So I'm not going to tell you my answer, but I know you are. I don't want to hear your answer. Well, no, but I'd like you, I'm gonna ask you to go first because. Well, I did go first. I put out a documentary. I'm not gonna tell you I am so great.

Yeah. But I made a movie about getting finger banged. By the way, please tell me how to not get finger banged. He fooled me into buy. I rented that video for 20 minutes for 20 minutes for 20 bucks Oh really yeah, that was today like no it was for a creep off thing And he was supposed to have this huge revelation or whatever and it was just that you know Corey Hayme was hot I do that I have the older sister

How could you not fuck that guy? Right, exactly. Anybody would fuck it. Who's saying no to that? All right, Clip 13. This is kind of like hand in hand with the poetry. Are you a poet thing? This is when she starts asking him about his views on life and if he's into philosophy. Philosophy has always been my favorite.

Tell me more. I just, I've always enjoyed reading philosophy. I've enjoyed excerpts from books or passages or prayers. Or things that are enlightening. I love enlightenment. I love empowerment. I love self-love. Name one philosopher.

You said nothing. Give an example. Cory's favorite philosopher is Cory. You know? How do you feel about philosophy? I like the word philosophy. Yeah, I'm a solubilist. What celebrity's gonna say?

Actually, I'm an airhead. Yeah. Confucius say, man who do business in a horror house to get jerked around. Philosophy that's for dorks. Someone's for respect for her, maybe just want to send that. Yeah.

Fucking the 80s. I'm a loser like you likes philosophy right? I am. Why would this, why wasn't this more contentious? I wish it was. Yeah. It was just like so glad to see each other. So I know anything else you're gonna play from this series. From this show and I missed that was important.

Yeah, 15. This is my ambiac being like so well, you know, her parents did everything they could to protect her. Right. So, but she's it's just her being a terrible parent is what this, okay, yeah, yeah. So what's it like being a parent for you? Because like we were raised,

well, we were raised in a very different time when parents, after like they knew everything, my parents acted like they knew everything. And I believe them. Right. But I get to do it different, right? I get to say to my kids like, I have no idea how to handle this situation.

What's it been like for you as a parent? It's been healing. Very healing, very healing. This doesn't make any sense. So I'm glad you brought that up because I do have a clip that I want to play and I almost forgot to play it. It's possibly the worst advice ever given to anyone. Be the parent you always wanted to have.

Yes. And it sounds like. That's beautiful. That's terrible advice. Like if you ask me what kind of parent I want to have, I want them to get the fuck out of the house most of the time. And then when they're around, like, buy me stuff. Right.

You know, like that's not good parenting. And then he's like, kids don't know what good parenting is. That's why you have to pair it down. Exactly. It's her parents were protecting her from the horrors of the world. She didn't know about the poverty rates or AIDS in Africa or where to like the boss of money got spent at the race track While she's just like what do you want for dinner kids? I guess it's ice cream and pasta with no sauce again

You know like Anything for you. Yeah, school is no, can I get a fuck butter this time? Anything for you? Yeah. School has no grades and everyone gets a trophy. Apparently, the year. No, I... Oh, shit. All right.

Anything else you want to play? No, we get a lot of duplicates here. I had a feeling. Yeah. She always fucking terrible. I mean, if it wasn't for Corey, I can't imagine ever watching. Yeah, I can imagine her with someone like she interviews

like Jody Sweet and that other girl from Full House No Care is about. I saw like a little thumbnail that Will Wheaton was gonna be in and I'm just like, what a fucking snooze fest that's gonna be. These celebrities get together and they just have mundane boring conversations that they think are curing the world of all their ailments and it's doing nothing. It's such

a waste of time. People in Hollywood know the least about what we need to do to fix the problems of the world and they won't shut the fuck up about it. Speaking of celebrities who won't shut the fuck up, I am excited to bring on. I teased this a few weeks ago. We haven't talked to him in a little while. He's been on the show before. My buddy, Casey Armstrong. Whoa. Casey, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's going on, Carl?

I gotta tell you that Cory Feldman is as collusion as he is short. Yeah, he's not a tall man, is he? He has very, he has a midget hands. I. Yeah, he's not a tall man, is he? He has very, he has a midget hands. I'm doing well, you know, producer Chris and Trucker Andy, right? Yeah, yeah, I know that. These guys are awesome. I'm a big fan.

So the reason why Casey's on the show and you did, you made a video recently that was discovered in the Devilverse where you finally decided you're like, you know what, Stuttering John is not a good friend. He's an asshole and I'm really enjoying all of this content and you called it out. You talked about who are these podcasts, Uncle Rico, Steele Toe, radio gunk,

Anthony Cumia, Chrissy May like you, you put it out there like I'm enjoying all of this content. I go, yeah, about Saturday, now you've been very quiet about this and you find it. You know what? I worked with this guy for many years. You were a producer on the Howard Stern show for many years while the the call screener, John Melendez was there. And I loved what you put out as a video and I wanted to talk to you about it because John loves to brag about all his accomplishments as we know and he loves to talk about how he was a writer

on the Howard Stern Show. And who would know better about what John actually contributed than Casey Armstrong to the Howard Stern channel So talk to me about that lie that John was a writer Okay, all right, so so Carl Yeah, it's you know like exactly what you said is I'm enjoying this so much that I see all the things that you've said about me and enough of that let me just answer your question. He had two jobs right. One was to sit and when

people would call in he would see what he would talk to Howard about put him on hold and right up on the screen line 17 Joe wants to talk about Woodstock 99, something like that. Go on way back. I mean, it's just, you know, 25 years ago or whatever. And Howard would see that in his console. So every once in a while, John looked right something up there. And like half the time, Howard would get mad. Why is John right? And he knows. But on the slim chance, he got one of his things in or something like that. His hands would go up. You would think that, you know, it's something sort of touched that. I wrote that. I did that. But it was frequent. It was infrequent. And it never really happened. So to be a writer on the show,

that's not a accurate. Yeah, well, that's basically what he did. The way you just described that is important to point out because we've been reading John's book or listening to his audio book and we've obviously listened to a lot of his content on his show. And according to John, it was his job

to not only be the cold screener, but to write those jokes to Howard and to feed Howard these lines that were going to crush and kill and how often that happened that he considered himself a writer on that. And you're telling me that Howard told him not to do that. Right. He got in trouble a lot. And it was so funny because everyone, all the interns are in the same room. And you know, Will's there, Jason,

and I'm not my computer garrison, there's this little puke thing there. And then when Howard would start yelling at John, John just had his defeated look on his face, like, you know, not what he wants you to see, because John is very consumed with how he appears, especially to interns who he'll never speak to again in two months. Right.

Yeah. Now, you made an observation. I don't want to just rehash everything that was in your video. People should check that out. What's your YouTube channel, Casey? Oh, thanks buddy. It's just Casey Armstrong. And I just started a YouTube channel.

So if you give me one of those subscribes, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, so people should check out that video, subscribe to Casey's channel, because you talked about the fact that when John was participating in writing the questions for celebrities, he had fewer of his questions, make it to the final cut than the interns on the show. And Carl, that's if he attempted of his questions, make it to the final cut, then the interns on the show.

And Carl, that's if he attempted to write questions. Most of the time, he didn't even try. He was never on the lotus notes. And that's how everyone, even the interns, were on that to contribute to the show. But John thought his contribution was to show up five minutes late, have an intern fill in form, getting calls on the computer, and telling on somebody what,

tattling, Scott went to the bathroom and he did wash his hands, and go and tell Howard if it was time during the commercialist. But that was his way of producing. Come on, Carl. That's what a producer does. Well, they don't say no three o'clock. You know, they don't call publicists. They don't cut tape. I remember one time, this is great Carl.

Just to stick it up his ass, he's just standing there. I mean Gary during the commercial or telling Howard or asking him if he wants to go this way that way. And I had a reel. This was back when we used reels. And just to stick this way that way. And I had a reel, just as back when we used reels. And just to stick it up his ass, I go, hey, I gotta go over this one more thing.

John, can you rack this reel up on reel two and give it to him and he just, he's just standing there. He didn't know how to do it. So he just goes over there, just kinda looks at it. I, you know, made up some excuse or something like that, but he didn't know anything that a producer does. Like, he didn't know what this is way back. A cart was a Bernoulli disc, a, you know, like a real, to real how to cut tape. I mean, we were all

taught how to do this to be a producer at their biggest show ever, you know, you, you would, if you didn't know it, you would ask them one and you would learn. I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say like you'd want to learn those things. If somebody said, Hey, can you, can you set this up for us? And you have another before big, Oh, I'd show me how I'd love to be able to do that for you. But John is stupid ego thinking that he's the star of the show. Things he's above all that. And that's why KC was a producer and had the role that he did on the show and why John was the phone screener. And that's why Hale Sparks has to come to your house.

Yes, that's your fucking podcast. This day, no idea what the fuck you're doing. Oh, I have to ask you this too, because this was kind of funny. One of the things that you said. So you just brought this up a second ago about how he would get an intern to fill in for him, screening phone calls, and he would go take a shit for like an hour in the bathroom. Yeah. It's totally true. Carcadus.

Should it get work? Am I right people? So where's the word you can do? But that just shows you. I mean, there was never a problem. Oh my God. What are we going to do? Jobs not here.

The part of the team is in here. No, you just get it in turn who's been here for two weeks to ask you what they want to talk to Howard about. Pretty simple. The Lynch pin of the show is taking a shit for hours. How do we go on? Oh, oh, even longer. Gary was number one, you know, because I work for Gary, but so Gary would go over what he's got going on. He's got a bit or whatever.

And then it was my turn. So I go over, like I pull some tape from comedians or I had an idea for a bit or so, whatever it was. And then sometimes there'd be a couple of seconds left. And John would just be sitting there, you know, just standing back there. Cause he had no idea what we were doing. Right. He had no contribution what we were doing. Right.

He had no contribution to it at all unless you were gonna tell him somebody. But it'd be so funny, right before the commercial and after being guided by that thing, Gary would be like, why are you here? And then John would be like, should Jeff the drunk itself on three? Hahaha.

So John was on the Stern Show for 16 years. He started as an intern. I believe screening phone calls were one of the first jobs they gave them. If I'm not mistaken, because there was a small crew back then. So, and Carl, he even said that that's how he would produce the show with the calls that came in.

Right. Or if they gave him some information that he could use as personal. That's not producing a show that's screening phone calls. It's very different. I like that he pretends now that he discovered Jeff the drunk. He likes to talk about all these people like that he's responsible for. I said, no, Jeff the drunk called into the Howard Stern show.

You're just the guy who said hello. Yeah. Stern show. He's calling to talk to Howard. Yeah, you did discover it. If someone calls you because you work at a show, you did discover them. That's how that works and all you more. Yeah, and he would do what Howard referred to as the John show in the office where he would make up weird voices when people

were calling, well, would you like to talk to Howard about something like that so we try and get to the interns to laugh at him doing the John show as I was right. He goes, I don't need that. I need you to answer the phone. I don't need you to, you know, put on the show for the interns, you know, and that was a a bone of contention. The John show that we're not. He would never do it if Gary was in his office. He would just do it. If he knew the coast was clear, if Gary was on air, then John could be doing the John show and getting the accolades for. I remember how he's dressing him down. And on air saying, John, you're doing the John

show out in the hall. You got to stop it. You're distracting everybody. They have to do your work. And what's interesting about that, I don't know if you saw this, but John had a writer up from the tonight show. It was his co-worker. He had him on beer on the balcony. And that co-worker lost his job unfortunately after a year. But when they brought him in to tell him they had to let him go, they're like, what would you, what we like about you is that you're quiet and you do your work. You're not one of these guys who's out in the hall running your own show and trying to be the center of attention. And then he goes, that was me!

Again, did you hear me just send the bosses hated that? They appreciated this guy, didn't do that. John never understood, he was though, how we're told about to do it and get re-hated it and why don't hate it? He never figured it out. And it's like, this isn't your show ass, all you just work here.

Totally, Carl. And that is if you watch John's ego, is it comes out of shines when he goes in the studio because he can say anything he wants to anybody. Tom Gary called me a pussy. I don't know how we got through that because I mean, my old man was a gym teacher. I, I, I, I, I, something cozy a pussy. I mean I wasn't used to that but I, I took it and during the break he thought everything was cool and

and and he came in. I think they had them, you show, where they show it, like he thinks that we're okay after he just called another man to pushy. And I'm so glad that I think it was Ronnie who talked me down because I'm like, I don't fuck this guy up. I mean, when this is over, but he's like, he's gonna lose your job. And I would delete that to my own devices to ruin that and lose my job in my own way. You're slated. Right.

And I'll just say, I'll see this for you, KC, is you're a pretty big guy, especially back then. And last thing I'd be calling you is a pussy if I were Southern John Bolates. No, he goes, but yeah, it was that time on the air. He's like, come on, what are you going to do? And that goes to a different level. You can go find somebody that's what they're about. And you should be free, feel free, and safe, and an atmosphere where nobody's gonna physically attack you.

But it's a difference between goofing on somebody, and saying, come on, come on. What are you gonna do? You're a pussy. That I didn't take well, but I got through a call. Well, you pointed out something else, and hold on to your thought for a second there. Yeah. That, you know, he would tattle on everyone

that was one of his jobs there. And Scott Salem, like, oh, he didn't wash his hands. And I was, he's got a yelling, or run and tell howard that. Are you surprised at how John pretends that him and Scott are best buds now? Because I'm sure you've seen this thing where he stays with Scott down in Florida. And, you know, they're on the shows together. They're talking like their old time pales like they hated each other

especially Scott hated John. Yeah, yeah, and Carl, John has one type of relationship and that's a transactional relationship. It's what can you do for me and if you can't, I won't even acknowledge, you might not even look at you. But if you could do something for me, we can be friends. And, or if you can support my ego, where I talk about myself, and you can say, oh, yeah, John, you were the best.

You did so much, and you were, having your time, and you were a big sliver. Like, I saw something when you guys just put out, by the way, it's so entertaining. You guys do such a great job. You and your team. Everybody that we talked to, we talked to a number for Kumiel. Like, God, he is, he is genius. Did you see when he gave his rebuttal to John? I think it's like, I want to get an hour and I want to throw him. I've watched him throw him. I've watched him. I've watched him throw him. times. It's fucking hilarious.

Yeah. And you know, we should we got to talk about one time is that my friend Mike went to that infamous show where John comes in blazing where he's I'm used to tonight's show. You want 20 bucks for beer or something like a mental on top. Oh, yeah. Give it great one. Of course. Yeah. That was the in tonight's show. You want 20 bucks for beer or something like a memo hat on top of it? You guys did a great one. Of course, yeah. That was the Anthony Arnie show. That was when John went on with Anthony Arnie. Arnie was 20 minutes late and John got destroyed

for 60 minutes and then took his ball and went home. Did you know that Mike drove in there and was there for that whole thing? So that's somebody that, that's a great. I've communicated with, I've communicated with Mike behind the scenes. Yeah, I'm very familiar with that. That guy's got some stories to tell.

And you know how it started Carl? It started when Mike drove from Long Island, picked him as brother of, I think, drove into the city when they get to Coomius place. John goes, I'm gonna get out. You go out and find Parking. Yeah. We have him go out and he was a shoved fur to this guy.

We're supposed to be his friend. Oh, he turned him like shit the whole weekend. Yeah. He's actually in a relationship soon. Yeah, well, that was the, I don't know if it was the same weekend or not, but that was the famous poker game where he made him go get money for John so he could buy back in. You gotta go to the ATM.

I'll never hang out. Yeah, I don't blame you as you should. And did you get a question? Oh, no, I was just going to bring up the fact, Lowein, and he was trying to argue into what it was just like calling you a pussy. Yeah, it just seemed like he was trying to manufacture one of those meltdowns, like Fred flipping out or you know one of the one of the You know cast members

But losing it right and you just you didn't bite and you didn't give him what he wants So yeah, that's to your credit actually. Yeah, oh, thanks But Andy yeah, you're right man. That's exactly what he was trying to do and he was good at it to press buttons There's a place for that and that's exactly what he was trying to do. And he was good at it. To press buttons, there's a place for that. And that's good. But when you start attacking the man, if you're a man you attack another man, you raise to that level, that could have went a different way.

And you can see that where he was on air, and it was his time to get back at the people who were above him. Right. Oh yeah, yeah. There's so many examples of that. And, you know, I'll say this, I tried to get Casey to Rochester for Devilcot.

It would have been, it would have been fucking awesome. I would have been. That was gonna be a big surprise that Casey come out and spill the beans. But there were so many videos that we played, we had Anthony and Missy and we were chatting about him on the Howard Stern Show and so many times when the programming director's in there

and John's just like firing off on all these people when he would never say any of these things if he wasn't on the air, obviously. Right, that was his cover events. That's right. He loved to tell on people. And sometimes it came out great, but you're right. He'd never say stuff like that off the air.

And the one thing that I wanted to tell you, which I don't know if you know, but the biggest grifter thing that he ever did was I told you about this thing at Lotus Notes where there was a group called Group and that was everybody, that was even interns, they could see everything, right? And then below that were the writers and inner kind of people who actually did the production and stuff like that. So John hated it because he wasn't part of that.

That's probably why he didn't do those notes at all because if I'm not going to be part of that, see he wouldn't even get to see what the schedule was because he had nothing to do with it. We would print it out in one and give him one. So, hey 730, you've got to pick up a phone call from whatever. But as soon as he saw that, he would jockey for position when a comedian came in, so he could go bother them to get them on his southern John and friends. And this is the most embarrassing and insulting things that you could do to someone embarrassing and insulting things that you could do to someone who is a professional comedian. You got a guy who is going to take probably three-quarters

of the money, put you up on stage for half the time, you'll have two people, they'll both do, you know, 35 and 40 or whatever. John does five minutes and a beard guzzling at the end of the show and it's going to take home, you know, 35 and 40 or whatever. John does five minutes and a beard guzzling at the end of the show and it's gonna take home, you know, two times that you will. I'm talking about, you know, like somebody like Arty or a Victor Palo or someone who is Michael Jordan of Stan of Comedy and John would just wait to see a copy to schedule or try and sneak a copy so he could see what people were coming in because he had nothing to do with booking

Yeah, are you sure you just didn't know how to use Lotus notes? I think that's very Never bothered to learn yeah for sure. Yeah, but it's funny you bring that up KC because we've been documenting this on our patreon If you listen we have another patron episode coming up in a couple of weeks of another installment of Easy For You to Say. And one of the things that John talks about in his book, and he prags about it, is how much money he would pay Nick DePolo, or Jim Forrantine, or Modi, or Jim Norton,

any of these guys that was on this, Stuttering John and Friends tour, and he's prags about how he would take most of the money and did very little of the work, because he would go out there do seven minutes. He wasn't a stand up. He admits that in his book. He wasn't good at it back then.

And could you imagine KC, you have a Nick DePolo who's a pro who's got an act, a name for himself, everything going on. He's just like, yeah, I'd love to be on the Center for Young John and Friends tour. Let's go about it. How are you? Student fans. It's gonna be great. And then years later, John's writing his book, yeah, and Nick DePolo was worth like, I don't know, $1,500 a week. And meanwhile, I took 20 grand.

Like, what the fuck? You didn't know her after that, too. It's so insulting. And it bothers me, too, because at the same time, I guess we were starting to do the same at the same time. I went to the York comedy club and I sucked at it, but I wanted to get better, so at night I would go do it. John didn't put the timing because you really suck for the first five, six years or whatever. Sure. And that's where I met Florentina and I met Levy and I brought them and we used to go every weekend. And you would learn from people who knew how to do it, not from an ego where you think

that you are equal to these people who have surpassed you and are professionals at what they do. It's like saying to a plumber, hey, you know, you don't know what the hell you do, and let me use my hand and. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I feel like it's akin to like being like a show promoter and like booking it. And these are the, this is the talent.

And you're doling in this amount out. It would be like if Sharon Osborne was going around saying, oh, I open for my look ruined. I'm right. That's just like, you're doling this amount out, it would be like if Sharon Osborne was going around saying, oh, I opened for, but we're growing, right? It's just like, you're right. You were just there, you got these guys to agree. You'd be like, do something, and then you underpaid them and kept too much of the money.

It'd be like if Sharon Osborne wrote a book talking about how she takes credit for Iron Maiden's success. You know, well, I did put them on Osfast in 2007. 2007. Like, yeah, that has nothing to do with any of this, but that's what's under the john. That's how he thinks about himself. And it's funny that you say he never put in the work because you can tell by the way he writes his book and talks about these tours that he would go up. He would do a stupid thing, show his video or whatever, and then bring the other guys on to do all the work. And he just enjoyed all the the accolades

and the balls on this guy to say that Arty Lang was a hack. He really wrote in there that Arty's act was not good and he wasn't funny. You know one of the biggest hacks I know. Yeah. That's what he said about Arty. He was like, I had a crafty joke I guess. Yeah, it's a fucking insane.

For this guy to be doing shows with Arty thing, he's killing it, he's killing the room, he's selling out all the places they're playing, he's like, this guy's not even gonna come, but he's like, what's wrong? You have no idea what a gift that was, if Arty asked you at the kindness of his heart, he did it because we were friends,

I got to do a bunch of gigs with him, and he would sell out two three shows and when I was in a group called murder of throws with leavey flotting sex them Jimmy Graham and and Scott DeMo We you know, we you saying you discovered Bob leavey Yeah Yeah, actually, I had that comedy club. Jim actually Jim introduced me to him, but anyway, like point in that, Levy handled the money, Levy handled the games.

I don't know what you think about that. I can just promote it on the show and that's why I'm on that. Right. You know, I'm not, you know, I'm not some Bluetooth prospect. And then, you know, you learn, they took me on a road and you get to learn stuff. But right away, John thought that he was on that level, which is just so delusional. And it's really crazy, don't you think? Yeah, he's drafting off the popularity of Howard.

Well, and thinking that he's earned that. The word that Casey just used is perfect. Instead of Stuttering Johnny, it doesn't stutter anymore. Delusional John. Yeah. It's the perfect name. Like he's a wack packer now. It's Delusional John.

What is he thinking accomplished this time? Hey, Delusional John, tell us about how you were the head writer for the tonight show. Oh, Carl, you got to hear Sue Lee talk. I don't know if you've heard, but Sue Lee tells us this awesome story about how John left his tape, which was half his act before he came away and left it in a hotel room in Vegas. Yeah.

And you know the story? Oh, oh yeah. No, she was told this on the show before. Yeah. Because it was before, she was like, he was a caller to the show, but he wasn't employed by them at all. He lived in Vegas and he busted his ass to get this tape out of the room and John would love to be hind and get it back to John.

And he could have thrown John under the bus because John was not supposed to be showing any Howard Stern material on these shows. And that's the reason. And even in the bookie, not on the marquee, not anything. You had to say K-Rock, you know, you have to yeah you couldn't use his name But after everything Carl the magic the magic phrase was after all I've done for you Jack's catchphrase right there You're all I'm done really like and Julie's even say so it's like what did you do for me? You put me at hold what do you mean?

See I always try and help people that's what else will we hear for? It's correct. Yeah, of course. Of course he does. Casey, I want to ask you, so obviously you guys worked together in the Stern Show. And I love that you're coming out and explaining what John's actual role was and everything like that. But what was your experience after he left and he went to the tonight show and very

quickly he was on the panel mind list from the Howard Stern Show because there was the fight between Howard and Leno. But how did you guys reconnect down the road? He reached out to you to do his podcast or did you have other interactions outside of that? And that's a good question, Carl. If you want to know what change is at the show, nothing. We'll just move to all the recie, And besides doing the great work that Will does,

booking guests, doing research, free interviews, he just entered the phone. And there was no difference when John wasn't there because like I said, he didn't do anything. I mean, if you work there and you were a producer there, you got there like five, three, I could get Howard right away for him. So I got there a little bit earlier and then whatever had to happen.

And six o'clock, he was on air, right? John would get there running as fast as he could. No calls around. Howard wanted calls up at six o'clock if he wanted to right away go to the phones. And a lot of time that we have an intern or I think Ben she was there for me when it was through you. But anyway after the show as soon as Robin went in the news, John was gone trying to try to grub lunch from somebody and then he'd go home. So he had, oh, but the other, the other job he had

was to do with fan mail. He'd get it in turn and he'd read two lines of it. That goes in the fan ding, that goes in the, wanting to come on the show band or whatever. And that took about five minutes of the time. Yes, all he did call. So, yes, so Casey has brought this up. John only had really two jobs.

Now, for a while there, he was the stunt boy and he was interviewing celebrities, but he became so well-known that he couldn't do that anymore. So that had to get different guys to interview the celebrities. So John's only jobs at the end of his run on the Howard Stern Show were to enter the phone calls and to look at the mail. That's it.

That's it. Yeah, and to tell on tell on people, as well, right? Yeah. Of course, he tried to try to get the air as much as possible, of course. Yeah. And getting whatever you can get out of it and, you know, bothering the comedians that were sitting in for the news to see if they were big enough. Yeah. And they were going to bring joy people to his son, John and friends or trying to prank Grillo and failing miserably at it. We've never played that tape before out of this show, but that might be fun to look at at some point. When he tried to prank Grillo,

because he- He made Grillo think that he was up for like this acting role, yet audition for this acting role. Okay. And he didn't tell anyone on the show that he was pranking Grillo and he just came in with the tapes, like, oh, check this out, this is great. So they're like okay cool

Let's see what you got and then it was so bad hours like John you don't know how to do this anymore if you want to do a prank on someone you got to get friend involved a Jackie Well, you're gonna get the comedians involved because you're not funny. This is not good at all I'm giving away the punchline but So worth checking out I think we'll still enjoy it So worth checking out. I think we'll still enjoy it. Yeah, Steve. Well, this is what the problem was, is like, on Lotus Notes, if you were a part of those

notes, or if you were in group, I would see it, and I could fold it to the guys one with Howard and Jackie, and Howard Dott was a good idea, and his red pen, he would say, bring up in the meeting or something like that. But John, who was too good for that, he didn't even participate in the way that we were supposed to contribute to the show. It's just that huge ego and- I think it was afraid of rejection, to be honest with you. I don't think he wants to.

His idea's out there because how we're just like, that's a terrible idea, John. Moving on. Right, right. So anyway, just to get back though to that question, I'm just curious as far as your relationship with John after he left the show and then later after you left the show, did you guys keep in contact or was it actually just like

five or six years ago he reached out, hey, will you come out my show and talk about him? Yeah, I think that's kind of the way it went. Okay. I was in California for like 10 years and I don't know if he was out at the same time, but we never got together out there. I would say we crossed paths again when our books came out, I think. Okay.

I mentioned Howard one time in two books. It was nothing about the Howard Sterns. So that's 25 years ago. I have to give you a lot of credit, KC, because you do not live in the past. You've avoided talking about this. Do you find he went, everyone's talking about John.

I gotta get it on this side. It's the end of the story. And then calling me a liar, basically, I don't like that. That's something where you just draw the line where I knew what he was doing, but my friend, Autumn, who worked with me and did John's website, and like I said, never got paid.

She would get mad because she read the book and he would set me up to like lie, saying like, the homeless game that I created as an intern, which kind of got my foot in the door or maybe I was working there, I don't know, it's so long ago. But I live on that stall, J-walking, and you put it in a book.

So basically, you can call me whatever you want. And if you think I suck, that's fine. But don't call me a liar. And don't put my word up for interpretation, because it is what it is. And that's one thing that I don't fare well with it's you can understand that. That's especially when a liar calls you a liar and that's even worse. That's even worse.

That's fucked up. So you brought up something that just reminded me there is a huge scoop from my boy muttering Jay on Twitter. Oh, man, I got one too, but you go first. Okay, good. Hold onto that thought. Muttering J hasn't been wrong yet. Right.

And he reports a lot of information. Apparently, we all know the great, Mike and Bob, Mike. Did his work for John Probono when they were trying to sue serious ex-app. Not trying to. But he's still rich though. Why does everybody give him Probono?

Wait, is that again? But he's still rich and he's got so much money. Right. Why doesn't he even need it? Yeah, I don't know. It's so weird. Yeah, I don't know. So listen to this though.

So Michael Popok, suing serious ex-sam, he did it for the publicity, but maybe also he thought they're just gonna settle and make it easy for him or something, but it actually turned into an actual thing and it took a lot of time and Michael Popok package complaint about this. So apparently, Michael Popeye invoiced John

for some incidentals. Now, you can do the work pro bono and you're like, okay, this is my firm. I'm gonna make sure that the time that my people spend on this, I'm not gonna charge you for it. Very nice thing to do. But there's gonna be out of pocket costs

that are hard costs, that are not part of pro bono I've I've worked at agencies. I've owned an agency. I know all this all works is like all right We're gonna do this for free for our time, but any out of pocket expenses. We need you to reimburse John is blocked Michael Polpock Blocked his number block his email. He refuses to pay him or even acknowledge that he owes him money He's a fucking scumbag what's your story is credit's already fucked it's not like it's credit I won't align myself with a loser You are buddy try win the case I think about the balls on that guys. I mean the balls.

So he's gonna help you for free. Nope. And you're gonna turn around and screw up over that sucks now. When I was in the room. We're not talking about the money, too, Casey. We're talking, we're not talking about you know, we're talking about it about the money. Do you, anyone be like, all right,

that's reasonable. Here you go. All right, what do you got? Well, going through some of the YouTube gives you the recommended stuff that you'd, if you like, who are these podcasts, they're gonna, I'll get put like the Uncle Rico or something. So you discover new stuff.

There was a video on that shirt and still, and I wonder if you guys know anything about it. It's Sean, so it's not that he didn't want out there. He broadcasts the fact that there was something that went on with him and his ex-wife, and he mentioned that he's like, who are young men? It was Howard and Beth. I'm not making a subject, it was just, it's a YouTube video implying that there was some tricking or some nonsense, some Tom Foolery going on with couples. Wait, what?

I have not heard this. This is news to me. Are you talking about it? It's a wife swap situation. Is that what you're trying to say? Yes, and it's John's voice. So it's not something that I'm making up or He's a deep thing. I

Didn't want to talk about it because suits my my ex-wife I didn't not to talk about it because of her But I wondered if that was a thing that you know because I'm learning a lot of this stuff now. Was that a thing? Well, you just made it It's a short video. I'm asking the devil first to look for that. I haven't been checking the separate.

Go. That's a thing. There are photo shots. Such a great bunch of people open up. Oh, I know. You look at it, you get great people around. Well, you know what it is, John's inability to be funny or entertaining in any single way has attracted just the opposite to him.

It's a really, as you knighted so much. It really is amazing. Boom! But, you know, Casey, I've not heard of that, and maybe it's a deep fake or something. People have to let me know if they can find out. I'd love to hear that, because I just feel like if John fucked Beth O, he would never shut up about it.

Yeah. It just seems like something he'd be breaking about every day. Like, he's an algebra class, and he's going, all right, so we're gonna do 17 divided by 6. He never tell you I fucked Howard's turn 20. Well, don't interrupt. I'm sorry, but I didn't say that.

I was just gonna say the wives in that scenario are the real losers. Yeah. Well, in a video, it just says that he's not talking about it because he's thinking of his ex-wife. He doesn't say that he's slept with anybody, but what the implication is, is that there was some nonsense and some silliness that happened a long time ago when they were young. I don't know what it was, because I don't know a lot of these things, you know?

I looked at you saying, topoolery and nonsense and silliness He's a great one. There was some handholding. This is a radio Serenial pro right here. You got to figure out different words. See as somebody was making time with Great well Casey aside from the YouTube channel, which is what Casey Armstrong? Yeah, just Casey Armstrong. It's my picture. So that's the one I'm looking to get the subscriptions. The letters Casey Armstrong on YouTube. Anything else that you're promoting right now? Your radio show, your book. Yeah, I'm starting, I'm writing my third book now and www.radio.com.

I just have to leave the studio and the process and moving for the first time in six years, I'm off day after this week and moving it to a new building. But we'll be back up on Monday doing the WMHV radio and all that stuff. But I want to thank you guys so much on. I want to thank everybody for welcoming me and having me on and anytime, buddy.

Casey, let's definitely do this again. Sooner than later, you and I actually, and this was Casey's idea, we did a whole breakdown of Paris Hilton's documentary. I remember that. It was great. It's up on YouTube. It was one of the very first video versions of We did a whole breakdown of Paris Hilton's documentary. I remember that, it was great. It's up on YouTube. It was one of the very first video versions of who are these podcasts we ever did.

Now we do it a couple of times a week, but back then I didn't know how to do it. And Casey was like, no, we gotta break this down. And it's so much fun. Really, I had a blast doing that, but that's great that you're part of the dabble verse now. And I appreciate you hopping on board to let us know about some behind the scenes, uh, settering John Shanan again.

Anytime, man. And on that channel, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm not gonna, um, you know, follow up a duo all bunch of stuff that I'm gonna do four videos just so I get it out. And, um, those, the rest of the videos will be games, like with three questions, like, who got makeup at the Vegas live shows? Was it dominant, was it Fred or John? And the question is, it was John in front of the whole crowd and he had to take Tony Cobra over and say, you know, make up on me.

So I look important to all these people. It's just like that. It's great. So I'll do a couple of games like that and then I'll put John away and we'll be People like Stuttering John games I know I I won't have an announcement about that at some point soon too a potato is gonna steal that idea All right Casey thanks, buddy good to talk to you again

Thanks so much guys one of these days. We're soon. One of these days we're gonna connect. We've been, we've been missing each other a few, few times, but one of these days. Well, we'll definitely, we'll definitely do it, man. Our next live event on there. Philadelphia, April 22nd. Yeah, there you go. All right, bye.

I'll talk to you soon. Later. Awesome. The great Casey Armstrong everybody. Dude, dude, dude, dude. I was gonna, so he sent me that video before he posted it and I was gonna pull clips from it and I'm like, I'll just have my,

we'll just talk about it. And then I think it was last week or earlier this week, it was discovered, like, is anyone see this video, Casey? Calling out, said, are you telling? Well, the cat's out of the bag. That one, but, God, if I could have gotten into the dabblecat, that would have been fucking awesome.

Oh, what are then? Oh, wow. What are you gonna do? Next time. Next show. Next time we'll do that. Just said he's gonna be in Philly. Yeah, we'll see.

Yeah. I'm just starting holding my breath. Guys, I have a news update. Somehow podcasts hitman reached out to me. Again. Listen to this, I got an email, a request to join getting out. You have a new inmate contact request. Matthew Lewinsky, a resident of Maccom County, jail, Michigan, would like to be able to communicate with you. If you would like to be connected to this inmate, please click the button below to accept the request. with you. If you would like to be connected to this inmate, please click the button below to accept the request. What is getting out by TellMate? Getting out by TellMate is a

communication system design to make it simple for friends and family to connect with inmates by phone, video visitation, voicemail, written messages, photo sharing, and more. He's not able to get out though, is he? I'll see if you bounce for him. What about for is he? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I got this email, I'm bad with email, but I immediately went in and filled all the forms, came in all the information, I'm like, yes, I'm willing to chat with Matthew whenever he wants to do, so that's cool. Hopefully I will get something with Matthew Lewinsky soon. That's pretty neat.

I feel bad because he wrote me that handwritten letter. How he wants to fuck you? How he wants to fuck my life? But I never did respond to that. So I felt bad about it, so I'm gonna try to do that. I don't normally do a voicemail that's really in the show, but I'm going to. Ayo, hey man, audio separated birth is Chad Zumak

doing you and Alex Jones doing fucking Bill Gates. Put that together. Interesting. Alex Jones doing Bill Gates, sounds exactly like Chedsubok doing Carl. Is that true? Bill Gates, I've thrown that little chicken neck. You know how he walks?

Look at the monochrome. Hey, Bill Gates! Hey, Carl! I'm a really shitty bad. I stole Jack Toptober from my own a I laugh at my own jokes. I do inside jokes on states that nobody knows You nailed it sir. I've never liked Chad Zubak before but now you compare to Max Jones I'm like, oh, all right. Well, that's pretty good

That's not so bad. I suppose All right, let's get into this real quick. It's time to mock, zoom mock. Starting with this. So we had the segment last week with Patrick Michael, making fun of Chad's roasted, the Kevin Brennan roast. And one of the jokes on there, he's talking to Anthony Coomy in the audience

and he says, you know, Anthony, you have now your own network and your success and OP's best friend died. That was like the punchline to it. What I didn't realize and Dave from Canada pointed out to me, thank you Dave, is that Corinne Fisher from Guys We Focked who was on the dayus, was dating Carl Ruiz

when he died. And he sent me the video where she's talking about this. It's a little bit too long. So I'm not gonna play it for you right now, but she explains that they met doing a podcast together and they exchanged phone numbers and they were texting and they were getting along really great and it was the start of this amazing relationship and then all of a sudden you died.

And then next thing you know Chad Zumak is making that a punchline next to her out of dayus. Good one Chad. Wait a minute, read the room. Good stuff on that one. Oh, the class act is. Good stuff on that one. Oh, shit. The classic. The class act is. All right. So I mentioned on the last episode that Chad got really drunk on MizriLabs Company and I had a bunch of clips to play.

Well, since then, there's been a bunch more episodes. Yeah. MizriLabs Company. MizriLabs Company, uh, Patreon only. Well, what happens is they do the show live and anyone can watch it. And what happens is they do the show live, and anyone can watch it. And the reason why they do that, yes, the reason why they do that

is so that they can collect superchats, because you can't do that with an unlisted video. So at 4 p.m., I think it's Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, they go live, they'll take all the superchats they can get, and then they immediately take the video down, and then just put it up through their page. That's a good idea. Well, it's working.

Except that I couldn't find, I wanted to watch. Right. That's what I couldn't find it. Well, it wasn't Chad's idea. I can tell you that. Someone much smarter than him. But Kevin Brennan on February 4th did a solo. And it was just him and the afternoon, it was just a random, like Saturday afternoon kind of thing.

And from what I know and from what I've heard, because I want to thank my friend, Jackie Marlow, who's been sending me all these videos and clips, and it's overwhelming to be honest with you, so much going on. And I'm not gonna bore everyone, we're gonna move this quickly. But I guess Kevin and sent Chad the Streamyard link

to come on, but Chad was sleeping or drunk or drunk. Drinking jokes, I'm sure. Yeah, we're probably drunk. Drinky drowsy. Probably writing jokes, we might guess. So this is him, and like I said, this might be an exclusive. I don't know what you can find this anywhere. Jackie who's sent this to me who's on the

miserable company Patreon could not find it. Like it hasn't been re-uploaded like he normally does, according to him. This is Chad joining the show. So now, now Chad's jumping off, of course. Perfect timing. Hey. You're gonna get it, you're gonna get it. Perfect timing. Hey! You're gonna get it, son!

For those of you listening, Chan is in his underpants, and he was angling his camera, he didn't realize he was showing just the lower half of his body just now. And Kevin's like, whoa, what the fuck is going on here? He's amazing. So, you know, this is another parallel with Stuttering John, only funny when he's not trying to be funny. That's when he's at his best, when he shows up,

drunk and sleeping and his underpants. Hey, what's up, man, what do we know? What's going on? Yeah, what's the problem?? What do we know? What's the problem? Yeah, I'm wrapping up. The fans are gonna love this. I just woke up. Yeah, no kidding. So you don't, you can't put your pants on? Okay, it's too late. I gotta go. My son's having a body over in life. Anything but this.

My son's big boarder, something. I don't know, I gotta go. We can't top which just happened, so let's just end it. That's what Kevin just said. He's like, holy shit, this is amazing. So he literally goes, so Chad didn't realize that he showed his camera that he's wearing his underpants. So Kevin goes, well, you couldn't put some pants on.

And you saw Jay's like, how does he know? How does this wizard know I'm not wearing this? I've got a magical spout. Five and 10 minutes. So I got like, no, I've been doing a show. You sent me an email and then I only had a gap between a 2 30 and 3 30. So I had to do it then, you know.

And then I was shitting, I was just shitting on Gino and Chrissy and Frank and uh... That's what I do! I know, that's your specialty. Dude send me a message, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't block me. I already unblocked you, I think you blocked me. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Metal chestnut. He can't keep track of all the people he's blocking on his leg. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Metal chestnut. He can't keep track of all the people he's blocking on his leg. That's what I do. What I don't do is wear pants on the internet. I love that he thinks he's good at ripping on people. So he's doing this new show, Kumia's Cux. Is this new show he's doing?

And in that show, he's calling out everyone he thinks that got to where they are because they kissed Anthony's ass. And he's so bad at it. So I started watching the first episode of this. He's making fun of Aaron from SteelTow. And he did the same thing that he did on Horie's podcast, which made him the worst co-host ever. He's not funny, he's just angry. Yeah.

That's not funny. The kid tried to mix in a joke. I even tweeted at him and tried to give him some advice. I think I'm blocked, but I would have known, like, you know, even Mike David at Redbar, like mixes in a joke every now and again. Like he's angry. Is anybody remember laughing?

Yes, right. Like, yeah, let's remember why we're doing this. It's supposed to be fun, and Chad is now, as of this morning, declared war. So I got a couple clips here from this video that he put out and I'm playing it off of YouTube so we can see how many views this video has had so far Standing in front of an American plan. We're not lying to you Let me just check out real quick I don't know where did the where did the view count go? All right, we play it and then we'll check it out. We are at war

This isn't official war, everybody. This isn't a shoot. This isn't rustling. I know the steel steel hoe, camel toe and Minnesota loves rustling. Anything. He thinks he's a he has a history of making bad decisions. And then when the he gets too hot, he goes, I thought we were just having some fun. I thought we were just having some fun. Chad, it's not war. It's entertainment. We are having fun. When you called the health department on the comedy club that we just played, that was

not having fun. Right. That's the opposite of what we should be doing right now. We're just supposed to be like having fun right now. This is entertainment for everybody to check out. I don't know why I can't see. Yeah. If that didn't wasn't brought up on the show and turned into something funny, funny story by Vinnie to tell on the show, if nobody, that's a tree falling in the woods, like nobody would even know that you did that, except for the manager of the comedy club.

It's not like you're getting over on it. Correct. No, he's literally being a dick. So he's declaring war here. This video went out this morning and has 42 views. So watch out everybody. Holy shit. So,

the army is coming through. Yeah. I know. So now he's going to call out Aaron. And one of the things that Aaron does is he asks for money and they have goals set for each of the broadcasts. They do like four or five hours of mourning. It's insane.

What he does. He does great. Yeah. So he asks for donations. Now, Chad is above that. But is he? There's no goal. If you want to support great, thank you.

I appreciate it. But if you don't, it's not your obligation to pay my fucking bills. We do put work and energy into it. And if you like the content and you want the content to continue, yes, support. But it's not your duty to do so. So when I see this guy begging for money on the internet saying how he's growing and we're not, I think he's just a snake oil salesman. He's manipulating people. And I hope you guys, I will. I don't think it understands what snake oil is or manipulating people.

People who enjoy a show, they're like, hey, if you want to chip in and then they do, it's like he for a transaction. I didn't forget. I distinctly remember you begging for one dollar Patriot. Oh yeah. Oh, fucking loser. For sure. So this is what's so annoying is not always trying to pretend like, yeah, guys, if you want to support me, great.

But this is the worst part right here. Treat you with the utmost respect, the audience. You don't treat anyone's respect. You moron wakes up to that and sees it unsubscribe from him. This is a full-out war now. Delete your Patreon from Carl. See, this is the problem right here. This is where Chess, I haven't any fun with that because you literally wants me to make last money. Yeah. I've never told anyone not to support someone. I never want to like ruin someone's career. Chess doing it wrong. He doesn't get it. Chad always talks about how he gets it,

and then he comes out and he goes, stop giving money to Carl! I know you think you like a show, but you don't! You like my show! You're not gonna convince anyone with that argument and trying to take away someone's livelihood is just being a dick.

Yeah, you're just being an asshole, Chad. There's nothing about this as someone, or a reasonable person who watches be like, up to Chad now. Yeah. This guy seems really funny. Yeah. This is reasonable.

Patreon from Carl, the biggest phony. So unsubscribe, do not support his product. No, you're talking, I don't know who you're talking to, but I don't think that's going to work right now. 42 people. You're down 42 subscribers. By the way, if I'm a phony, I put in a lot of fucking hours of being a phony. It's just got to pretty goddamn good at it at this point.

So Andy, I ask you, why is it that people are watching my show and Aaron show Steele Toe over there? There must be some trickery going on or something. The energy, if you ever see a video hit like and leave a comment, doesn't matter what the comment is because I know what these two, these two fucking doled stew, the guy in Rochester and fucking steel toe. You already said that. The color of the algorithm so they'll continue to be out there. It's not necessary. You guys hear that?

We've manipulated the algorithm. We've manipulated the algorithm so they'll continue to be out there. We've manipulated the algorithm. He's learned a new word. Yeah. Right. That there's a narrative and algorithm and manipulation. Dude, if I could manipulate the algorithm, I wouldn't be laughing at Chad Zubak on the internet.

I'd be a multi-trillionaire kidding me. It'd be like Tommy with a million bots on Spice. Right. Yes, exactly. That's manipulating the algorithm. So in Chad's mind, people who support us are dumb because we're phonies and they don't see that. And the reason why we get so many views on YouTube

is because we've somehow manipulated an algorithm. Not because people like the show and coming on it and subscribe to it. No, it's just like this crazy conspiracy that YouTube's in on and the biggest company in the world is in on. You hypnotized everyone. Yeah, which I would say is pretty impressive, it's true.

And then this is the last clip I want to play from him declaring war on us. But if you happen to have Kevin Brennan's burning bridges archive, please send it to me. I know somebody on Patreon did because apparently Iraq has had it with us. He's pissed off and he nuked all the burning bridges off a compound media. He destroyed, he did it yesterday while we were broadcasting. This is what we're dealing with. We're dealing with pretenders and pettingness. So if you happen to have the burning bridges archive, I know a few of you do. What is the most petty pretender there is? Yeah. So is this like a show that he was on, Burning Bridges?

Well, what's funny is, Burning Bridges was Kevin Brennan show when he was on compound media, when he was an employee of compound media. Okay. He was doing a show called Burning Bridges. Chad's talking about like it was his show. Please send it our way because it's no longer their property. They deleted it. It's our property now.

Our property now. What do you mean by that, Chad? So he's calling out this stuff is worthless I'm gonna get rid of it. Well, no the garbage. He's calling out e-rock is if this was e-rock's decision It's if he went in and went Anthony. I'm getting rid of the whole archive of birding bridges I'm so fine up with Chan Zubak, you know, because that's what E-Rock does. He goes around pulling his weight. Yeah, you guys. It doesn't even fucking make sense. What happened was, and Chan knows this, he's playing dumb. He's actually like, it's this petty thing.

Oh, well, they got rid of all the episodes, burning bridges on compound media, because E-Rock's got a grudge. No, what happened was Kevin Brennan, out of nowhere, decided to declare war on Anthony Cumia, who was paying him to be a guest on his show once a week didn't need to your guest on his show. He promote your thing do whatever you want.

Kevin decided I'd rather do my own show on Thursdays and four because I can make super chip money. I can make more money than the $100 Anthony's giving me. So instead of just saying, I don't know unless you want to give me more money, I got better things to do. He decided he wanted to go on the internet and say, fuck it, the knee, the cheap skate, but oh, so, wow, what's gonna happen when you do that? Oh, the company that's paying for all of this bandwidth

and hosting fees for your old videos, we'll just take them down that. Yeah. Oh, you're declaring war and us, okay, well, all your episodes are gone. They're not on compound media anymore. Right. Why wouldn't they take those down? Why would they leave those up? Yeah, persona and I and Grata. Yes. We don't more in us. Okay, well, all your episodes are gone. They're not on compound media anymore. Why wouldn't they take those down?

Why would they leave those up? Persona and not grata. Yes, we don't need this shit. Right, you're the one who decided you want nothing to do with Anthony. So Anthony's like, all right. Fine, whatever, I'm other shows that people want to see. So, chanceful shit, and he knows it.

And the idea that he's talking about, like our show that was on compound, okay. If you say so. All right. I can't wait to see what his next look is gonna be. He's not from our guy, a sweater to the captain hat. Right.

Now he dresses like easy. Yep. Wearing a barrel. Yeah. All right. I hope he adds up like easy. So here's the next one. They decided that Mr. Love's company

needed to do a show during the halftime show of the Super Bowl. So they went on live on that Sunday evening, and guess who's drunk? That's our Fred Chan-Zubak. And so they have Ray DeVito's on there, who's another comic, and then of course Kevin Brennan and the Reverend Bob Levy. And they're talking about, this is funny because they're talking about his performance,

Chad's performance on the Kevin Brennan roast. Here we go. Are you still mad about the roast? No, I'm fine. I don't even hate everybody, Chad. You hate me right now. You hate me. I'm gossip like a bitch, Ray. everybody Chad you hate me right now you You got a like a bitch Ray you're a wrong

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm telling it like it is How you feel Chad tell him how you feel But like he'll text hey Kevin why did Chad block me text me dick You blocked it I protection you when you were fucking threatening me you were fucking threatening me How do I throw you but Ray? How did you tell me that you were gonna kill me and everything So Ray Ray's going so this is a ridiculous thing chance out of his mind obviously He's going dude if you're gonna block me

Why wouldn't you text me and tell me why you blocked me? Wait wait what so he's explaining that Yeah, he's explaining Ray's going well you were threatening to kill me and she ain't going well, that's a lie I was in the green room with Bob leaving. He was showing me at his phone when Chad was texting him that he wants him to die So I know Chad does this. Jank it's drug and threatens people. It's a fucking prick.

It's a little sensitive. Yeah. No one likes him. And I actually have a clip here that I think proves my point even more. I love how Chad hates Ray for no reason. Yeah, I love it too. It's hilarious. It's great.

You don't like it, right? No, he doesn't like it. He pretends he does. I know. Or Camry does. But after he's like, he's a fucking asshole. Hey, Bill Squire, he's a fucking dickhead. I don't like him at all.

Bill Squire, the singer, Billy Squire. Behind the scenes, Ray does not like me. And I'm fine with that. Chad, nobody likes you behind the scene. Oh, I have a lot of fans. We're on the scene. Yeah. I mean, all that coming as it do is probably obvious.

And it gets a giant laugh. Again, no one likes you, Chad. You suck. Everyone fucking hates you. Why would anybody like you? You're just an asshole. To everyone all the time. And so him and Ray DeVito been talking about a shit.

And so Ray finally gets fed up here. And this is hilarious. I did Hassan Ruddick, the Philadelphia Eagles lineback. Snare story. Okay, let me give the fucking defense. I did the history of the fucking head. Nobody gives a fuck about considering auctioning Joe Bad right a fucking joke and I do Plenty of them where I get full Ex sound exchange chat time You got a time stamp that you got a time stamp that yeah

Write a joke chat is the funniest thing and it was every yell of that idiot Hey, Jay want you write a joke and then chance come back. He's such an idiot He's like, no actually I want you to write a joke and then Chad's come back. He's such an idiot. He's like, no, I actually get money from sound exchange. Yeah, when they play the jokes that I wrote. All right, buddy. Wait here, I'm gonna go get a lot of toys out of the bag. We'll grab a stub. Here's a bag of jokes.

99. A bag of jokes. I'm gonna get my bazooka Joe's out of the bag. Bane, bane, bane, bane, bane, bane, bane, bane. So one of the ongoing jokes during this is how fat Rihanna is, because obviously they're doing this during the halftime show. And so Bob makes a joke about fucking pranking. Well, I know. So Joe, Bob, because they're funny.

So Bob makes a joke about Rihanna being the skinny one compared to Chad Listen to this is this is really funny Right you like Bob's joke. Did you like it? I would like it. You like it. You think it was made of my expense. That's a good job I have more followers than you on every fucking category my god, Jack come to fuck down Trying to have some fun Too much WWE. Let's get real. What? Let's get real. What is this getting real? What is he trying to accomplish? Nothing resembling a joke. So literally Bob tells a funny joke, Ray laughs at it. And because Chad won't go after Kevin or Bob. He never does

Yeah, why are you laughing at that? I don't know because it was funny. I don't know what you have from me So now Ray is going to rip Chad for one of his favorite Words that he learned. Did we already read this? Yeah Sorry everybody. It's my fucking show. Yeah, get it together, Kevin. No, I'm doing a good job. Yeah. Like Chad, I'm doing a good job. I'm winning. You got goals. I got goals. And that was to read all the super chat. You don't follow the narrative. The narrative. You don't deal with the narrative. Great. It's a real thing. It's called the narrative. All these, I want Chad to try to piss on Ray's head,

stand up and start pissing. I take pride that I'm not a kumiakak. I take pride that I'm not a kumiakak. You're all falling in line. Like he's the best. Let's over. He has. It's a wrap.

I don't even know him, but I think he's hilarious. It's a wrap. Do you see that video, OP sucking me off? I loved it. What? What? No, I didn't shoot that video. It's a wrap. You see that video, OP suck it me off. I loved it. What? What? No, I didn't shoot that video. What's out there?

Google me, bitches. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?

What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?

What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? There has to be either the truth is I'm a fucking untalented dickhead Yeah, there's a narrative either my career has got the truth either my career has got very self And it's never gonna get better or there's a narrative created by Chrissy All right, so you just brought up the fact that opi is team Zuma Check this shit out fucking ways. This is the last thing I'd want to see. Uh-oh. So Chad, he's a comic.

I was introduced to him from Jim Florentine. Yeah, Chad's a comic and OP is a radio star. And every time I saw Chad, he was very, very respectful, very, very cool, very nice. And we absolutely got along. Cheers. And then because you have to buy into bullshit on the internet, Chad's out of nowhere started hating on me,

or Chad, sorry, Chad started hating on me. Good friends. Whatever's the answer. And I even went on the livestream, like this is really confusing because every time I saw the guy, he was nothing but very, very cool to me and respectful. Yeah.

And I was confused by that. So I talked about that on the livestream because we tried to talk about some of this stuff. And fast forward a couple of weeks. I think it was last week. I got a nice little note from Chad, and he actually apologized for buying into the bullshit. And he apologized for all the things he said about me.

And I said, I really appreciate that, Chad. I said, I'm not gonna lie to you, I was very, very confused because like I just said, you were always very, very nice and respectful to me every time I saw you out and about By the way, I just want to point something out because now Chad is saying it should about Iraq who never has a bad thing to say about anyone Trust me. I've tried I can't get Iraq to say a bad thing about fucking anyone It's a possible and

Iraq even sent me a note talking about how like Chad was always trying to get an open Anthony and on these other shows And Erock was very nice to him and let him into the building and try to out mountain get on shows and shit He's like, I open anything to one of them. I don't know why the fuck now he's calling me out with the fuck with this shit So of course, open now is also pretending like no, I just I like all the comedians And he goes I don't expect a response, but I just want to say I'm sorry. And I was stupid to buy all the nonsense out there. I'm like, well, damn, like thank you Chad. Well, he was right about what thing he wants stupid.

But I did right back because I thought that was pretty cool. Over the years, I do get people that are like, Hey, man, I'm sorry. I was one of your bigger haters. I did that. That's not my, that's not an impression of me. I could tell you that for sure. So listen, I know I've asked God for a lot. And He's given me everything I've asked for.

And then some, but please could open a chance to go back to you about team up. Holy shit. Could you imagine that duo together? Oh my God. Petticee cups producing. Oh please. That's all I want in life now. That'd be amazing.

All right, let's get back to this episode during the half time show. Can I just point out? Yeah. How sad it is to watch like Missouri loves company and all the superftime show. Can I just point out? Yeah. How sad it is to watch like, misery loves company and all the super chats rolling in. I saw $250 super chat rolling.

And then you see, OP's chats and some people talking to each other and ignoring his show with no dollar amounts attached to anything. Yeah, I know. And it is funny because OP's show format lends itself to super chats. That's always doing is just chatting with the audience on there.

So he should be making a killing, and he's doing not zero down. He's in this clip. Yeah, that's not working out well for him. All right, so now Chets talking about how he's gonna have abs come July. You know, he's gonna get in the shape, even though he's falling off the wagon,

he's been drinking a lot again lately, and he's admitted to that. He's going to get some personal things going on whenever. So he's been drinking again, but you know, he's going to get in the shape waiting till July. And so they're calling him out. So we asked her running, grab it, exercise ball. I know. He grabbed an exercise ball and sits on it and starts working out and stuff like that. So, um, so then this happens. That was a, that was a, gave us a lot of, that was the most informational super chat we ever had. Yeah, I'm in the block. That bad.

Oh my god, he's trying to, what are you doing, Chad? Come on. So Chad just threw his giant exercise ball and he obviously knocked over some white pictures Yeah, because you saw the light change and he was like oh shit took his ear buds out and he really got up That's why I said again. That's such an idiot such a great more What are you doing chat? Breakers house What are you doing? Don't break your house like the book.

John is the book called Tumia owns Chad. People like you the fuck is Chad people. Anthony, come here. No, no, go buy it. You can find out who this chat is. It comes back with a thymaster. Oh, my guess. So everyone's clouding chat on here. And John Russo, who was one of the co-authors of Anthony's first book is working on Anthony's second book. And so he's in there

with a super chat explaining that there's going to be some information in there about Chad that he probably is not going to like very much. So then someone super chatted with a, their photo was a photo of Chatham kindergarten and their name was Little Chad. And it says, don't play ball in the house, Chad. Which is really funny. But there's another super Chad that comes out. That's really funny here.

Flags. Flags. That's too much. Somebody wants to know how, how is that ball fit in Chad's junior studio? You can do it. You can do it. That's why broke everything. That's what I'm saying.

This shows the bottom. I'm sure Chad's laughing on the inside, right? He doesn't really get something here. He's never really seething with rage. Sure he's rolling with it. I'm never offended. I'm never mad. Yeah.

All right. So now Chad reacts like a child to someone goofing on Ray. So Ray I guess also has a dry bar special. And you know the Chad has that dry bar special. I know that because I'm on his email list for some reason. Hey guys, let me promote my dry bar special. This might be my big break. The big break so over, Chad.

If anyone's gonna happen, I wanna happen. You can't have it both ways. I've been doing this 20 years. My big break, which is it? Oh no, no, Chad. Chad likes to lie a lot and say all these things. He knows the truth. He knows what's going on here.

He needs help. Yeah, this is a weird exchange. Kevin. I love this Chad with edge. He's gonna be okay. Kevin. I love this Chad with edge. He's going to be okay. Kevin and Levy rule. Raise a people pleasing back. Ah!

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I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, He's just kind of like it. Yeah, he's just applauding a lot. His jet loses his mind. Drink more. Drink a guy you around.

Yeah. You look like you're thirsty for a shot or two. I am. I'm the worst. I. We got to keep this up forever every show. Go see my dry bar. It's number one on dry bar.

Who gives a fuck? Why are you mad at me? That I'm mad at him. He's calling at me. Who cares? I'm calling at that that I'm mad at him is calling out who cares I'm calling out that it's shitty that your number one on drive-off I'm calling out that it's shitty uh uh who gives a fuck I remember when you gave a fuck like three weeks ago when you were like three days I'm like I'm over it I'm good that is so telling so Ray DeVito is number one on drive-by right now.

And she has go, who gives a shit? Who even cares about dry bars? Like, check that's all you gave a shit about. You're promoting the hell out of that. And it failed. And so now he's like, oh, no one even likes that. Dry bar comedy, who cares? So fucking telling.

And then he's not done freaking out here. You shouldn't like me because I've been nothing but a dick to you. Just stop. You pinnate huge dick, I get it, stop. Yeah, I'm a lot more. You shouldn't like me because I've been nothing but a dick to you. You pinn a huge dick. I get it. Stop. Yeah, the lot of comic than you and you know you're not. You're fucking below me. You had to co-headline in the Bahamas.

I headline you had to obviously think I can get it. Yeah. Yeah. When you keep going, let's keep going. I had a dry bar before way before you did. I had number one albums way before you did. You want to keep going? I got Chad on Keith in the girl. Nobody gives a fuck about Keith of the girl.

Nobody. I got you on Kevin Bryan. And Kevin Bryan, even though you were, you put a girl up in New York, you were in a story. You haven't even done live at Gotham. Go fuck yourself, right? Everyone did live at Gotham.

Everybody. I like your kinnison, Chad. Yeah. Yeah.am. Everybody. I like your kinnison, Chad. Yeah. Yeah. He's losing his mind. He's melting down right now.

Not a good look. So now, let's fast forward to. Maddie is. Yesterday. He's so exited. I mean, I had any fun with that. When he says, this is a WWE, this is war. Like in his mind, I think he really is at war

with people right now. Well, the rest of us are having fun, Chad. This could be a testament to his level of delusion. Yeah. This isn't WWE, this is real. Yeah, this is real. So, yeah, Chad, everyone else is having fun. This is the difference between us and you. Yeah, look at everybody else on the screen. Yeah, everyone else is having fun. This is the difference between us and you.

Look at everybody else on the screen. Yeah, what else is happening? Which one's different? The guy below you, Ray DeVito, people like him better as a comic than you. There's proof of it out there. So he's very upset about this. All right, let's fast forward to yesterday's episode of Visuals Company and just a fun little clip of Bob

making fun of Chad to his face. Chad, please stop shouting on every episode. You're not a Mongaloid kinesin. Shut the fuck up! Thank you, Ahava. I'm gonna give her stuff for free. You know what, Chad? I was looking at your jawline, your facial.

Oh, here we go. I swear to God, you do look a little like high-pitch Eric if he lost a lot of weight. Why are you always looking at my face? You're all talking about my face. No, I'm just saying because he, you have the same eyes. Like it's. They've d'Alifore.

I was married once. Is that count? Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah. I'm better looking than both you put together. So stop it with the same eyes. Either, be right. What's your favorite album of what?

Of all time. Oh, no favorite album of all time has to be Boston won 90 I'm telling Prints for album is a Wasn't even the best band from Boston? Fuck off Kevin Bryan. Austin's first album is up in the top five best albums of all time. Yes.

100% by Levy on point. Right now. Let's not overlook the fact that Chad does look like Hype Cherry. Hi. This is Hype Cherry. And you're listening to Who All These Podcast? Chinese people smell. Yeah, I know. He does have that that Hype bitch downs look to him, doesn't he? to who all these podcasts, Chinese people smell.

I know. He does have that high pitch downs look too. It doesn't make with the glasses. Really an observation. Bob's part, yeah. In Kevin's way off of this Boston album, Boston over rules. All right, at the end of the show,

they do a plug for Uncle Rico. Bob does. And this is just a fun little fun little remark from Kevin tonight at eight o'clock Uncle Rico on the Shuley network on Patreon what's that about? We make fun of a idiot. It's pretty fucking amazing and and go to it. It's basically like this show, except R.E.D. is on air every day with us. Fuckin' down.

You got to get it, Kevin. Kevin's figured out a formula here, I have to say. You know, it's very much like having a whack packer in studio. Like a Carl Pilking. Yes, right. Yeah, very good. That's actually a good comparison

for what Kevin is doing with Mizraho's company. And it's working well for him. Yeah, you can't always punch the punching bag. Sometimes you have to ask him what he thinks. You know, you're right. Like when you asked me my opinion. Yeah, go fuck yourself, producer Chris. No one's asking you, you're a bad guy.

And props to Chris. This is a good idea. I didn't say that. It's AI. And this is the last clip that I have in here because I wanna point out the Chad Zubank is so bad at lying that he gets culled out in the middle of his lie and just continues lying.

This is great. The only Chad could pull this off. Connect to the house. Two for Flinchin. Sanka. You remember two for Flinchin? You go up somebody like that? a small two-for-flinch sanka you remember two-for-flinch you go up somebody like that to flinch a bump bump

punch twice nobody played that was less fight you got in dude I've been fights my whole life I'm already set on a podcast that I'm a pussy but I've been fist fighting my whole

life I fight all the fucking time and I continue to fight going into my late 40s. Whoa. You don't fight. Who'd you the last time you got into a fight where the fist fight? A fist fight? Like literally, like, we can say you've been doing it

until your 40s, so what's all this? What was your last fight? It was like late teens and 20s and early ones. You said you've been fighting people into your 40s, and now all of a sudden you're not. Late teens. I got a fight with somebody who backed and cleaned it. Really well that you've been finding people into your 40s and now all of a sudden you're not late I got a fight with somebody back in Cleveland I'm as laughing as I

This exchange is like I continue to fist fight to my 40s. What was the last thing? We did out of my teens It's losing as my nose is great to your 40s and now of a sudden you're not late I got a fight with somebody will back in Cleveland I got a fight with somebody back in Cleveland. I got a fight with the guy at a fucking Cleveland Indians. That's what they were called. I got a fight with the game.

They had to separate it. Yeah. What a guy he lives in Canada. Guys, did you see they both were at a loss for word? And they're just like, what the fuck are we gonna do with that? Okay tough guy. You had a fight in the baseball game. Good job.

He follows it up with. Yeah. Prove I didn't. Two for fludging boom boom boom. I'm glad you caught that. It is defense counting is hard. I want to flash back to OP because he also was talking about Stuttering John recently. So I thought we should check this out. It's a green screen. He actually is roommates with Stuttering John in a Roach infested apartment.

Okay, thank you Ross. There's a weird thing going on out there. People are trying to connect me to Stuttering John and it's just, it's just, it's just stupid. It's more people just trying way too hard. It's just really dumb. Actually, it's pretty easy. I'm going to talk to him in a long time. The guy did my podcast. We had a decent podcast and that's it. And I will always be thankful towards Stuttering John if you want to know the truth. Oh, here we go. You should do it again What did he want to warn that was responsible for getting me and Anthony on Jay Leno? Jay Leno personally told me this. Yeah, well that's because Jay Leno is very nice to people He'll always say shit. That's not true

Jay Leno finally came in and did the radio show after Anthony left He came in It's one of the greatest hours of radio ever. It is in studio. I'm trying to remember everybody. I can't even remember everybody, but Jim Gaffekin was in there, Norton was in there, and Jay Leno shut everybody up. Even Jim Gaffekin barely spoke. One of the greatest hours of radio. Who was there again? I remember it just like it was yesterday. It was, what's his nuts?

Who's his face? Because Jay Leno is just holding court and just beating the shit out of everybody. And it was amazing radio. I just want to sell the show properly by saying, I'm not a car guy either. Oh, here we go. Hope he's going to reuse Kat andhe doesn't own for his show.

Cool, let's stick this out. Okay. But I watched because just how you put the whole thing together, you're making very, very interesting. Well, it's fun. It's fun. We have a good time and I'm glad with it. So what do you guys like make up in here? What do you do?

You want to talk about product? You know what I like. Yeah, I like it. And I thanked him for having us on his show back in the day. And he said, you really should be thanking Stuttering John. He turned me on to you guys. So I will always be grateful to Stuttering John. Because I don't think we would have made it on to the tonight show with Jay Leno without that.

Hold on a second. The tonight show has a person responsible for booking talent for finding talent booking talent maybe multiple people. Sudaring John is out involved in this decision process and all as we heard from KEC talking about his role on the Howard Stern show like Sudaring John is not a guy who's like how are we going to make this show good today John help us out with this. And John didn't discover ONA. No.

He discovered Arty. Right. That's right. And John didn't discover ONA. No. He discovered Arty. Right, that's right. And Jeff the Drunk. Yeah, Jim Norton, let's go that. So yeah, this whole thing where we just, we're, I mean, Jay's obviously tried to be nice to John who contributed nothing to that show. It was demoted multiple times.

So now he's trying to be like, oh yeah, no, it's because I heard from you guys. Now of course, the real story is that Jay was pissed at Howard Stern. That's why he hired John away from him. And then it got even more, um, that was a war. Yeah. As a chance, you might be a war. They were at war. So then what Jay did, he's got on Howard's biggest rival, open Anthony on the show, just to stick it to Howard even more. And nothing to do with Stuttering John. That makes sense.

Yeah, of course it does. So anyway, I always like what people bring up, Stuttering John to open, because he's so confused by it. Oh, good, I had him on my show once. What? What do you look at Paris? Well, you're both ex.

Well, you're both well-canned. I said, you're featured on the same show. Correct, yeah, it's fun. It's fun to goof on you All right, Andy. I think it's time It's been a little while since we've caught an alien. Hey, I think it's time to catch an alien up in here It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch, Unalien. What is he doing? Yeah, I don't know what he's up to anymore.

It's not a manning your gimmick that was working so well. Not as endearing as the... It's a peeled pitata. CG, yeah. All right. It's a peeled pitata. All right, well, let's just play a lot, I guess.

Are you ready to play to catch, Unalien? Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Are you? You know, you did a lot with reptiles and everything else. What interests me really a lot is ants. Oh, yeah. How do they know how to do that shit? So like they just they're born and they can walk. Yeah, man.

Can you explain that to me? No, no, I can't. I wish I could. Yeah, man. It's can you explain that to me? Yeah, no, no, I can't I wish I could Yeah, ants are incredible. So that comes back to this the migration idea It's instinct, you know, and so like ants have these instincts and you're just what about uncles? Like that thing's brain is smaller than a grain of sand and And then you look like a, you ever see where they pour liquid aluminum into an ant mount? It vaporizes all the ants, like nightmare for the ants, apocalypse, but when you pull it out, it looks pretty.

But when you look at something like that, you're like, dude, that thing's, how did they build that? And that's the collective intelligence idea, you know, and that's where I was kind of saying with the people, like we, you know, each individual human is like a cell of the super organism of humanity. And then we're building this thing, like you look at cities and you're like, oh my god, like this is is like a cell of the super organism of humanity. And then we're building this thing. Like you look at cities and you're like, oh my god, like this is all like one big thing,

like working together with all of its parts, you know, you're, it's great. I don't know how to even explain it. You're gonna try to say that? No, no, I'm fine. And I'm gonna fuck you up with this question. Oh, oh boy. What did Tommy say next? Oh, look at he's got there on his screen lifetime achievement in devil like a warrior

Here your choices number one Do you think? Ants are aliens two The Neuro link that Elon's working on. What do you think? Katya, so far it's the greatest incident could be either one. Yeah. Three, the internet and ants. Is it a similar system?

Is it a similar system for what do you think about the pyramids? Five, if ants were human, they could lift like 2,000 pounds. So could Antman be real someday to catch an alien? Wow. I have two that I'm struggling with. Number two, the Neural Ink with Elon Musk. I feel like that could be it. But that Antman thing at the end is also something that he would say, I mean, obviously there's something he would say. So you got narrowed down to five. All right, I'm going, I'm going number two. All right, you're going number two.

Elon Musk. All right, that's gonna be another one. I so, I didn't even fucking clip. Why is this guy of a soundboard whose idea was this? I'm glad you went with two because I wanted it to go with five. Okay, you got Ant-Man. Could that be a real thing? And then producer Chris, what do you think? Pyramids. Pyramids. Wow. Yeah. It was out of field.

It's great. I don't know how to even explain it. You're going to try to say that? Yeah, no, no, I'm fine. And I'm going to fuck you up with this question. So what do you think about the pyramids? Because the ants can do what they do over time. So over time they don't turn into shit. I guess how to just be born and walk and produce in those holes and hide everybody. Yeah. What do you think about the pyramids?

Well, this is, you know, why match game music? What does that mean? I match. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the ant power to catch an alien. Normally I would plug here, but when I was giving my acceptance speech for the Dabler's Lifetime Achievement Award, that dabble-con, Carl turned off my mic before I could thank one special person. So I am officially dedicating my Lifetime Dabler Achievement Award to the one and only, the great.

It's like a guy. Oh, right. What are we done today, guys? We've done it all. May I be Alec? Sure. May I be Alec's breakdown? I think it was one of the things that we did today. Bialic? Sure. Maybe Alex freaked out. I think was one of the things that we did today.

Something like that, right? Casey Armstrong joined the show to talk some shit. Wow. Senator John in Altera, Roma employee was a go-worker, which is always fun. We found out that Chad is well off the wagon now. He's back to just drinking again, having a good old time.

Podcast hitman and I our buddies. So that's good. Opie wants to team up with Chad Zubak. Only producer Chris can catch an alien. So you know what that means. It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

This is the part of the show we play, clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. And do you know what we do this, Andy? No. It explains me. The reason why we do this, the reason why it's called the teaser, it's a tease. It's to get people excited about the next episode. And actually, Brian Johnson, the last episode episode had a good idea rather than tease it

We could just do the whole thing But I have dinner reservations tonight. So I can't otherwise I'm ready to go now I get it Otherwise I'd be like oh let's do it, but instead we're just gonna play a quick clip and tease the episode That we'll be reviewing and this is not anything new to me unfortunately Get ready to enjoy that sweet sweet senior discount We'll be reviewing this is not anything new to me unfortunately. You got me howin' at the moon Won't you know the love is wild when you're a zoon? With two-year-go-no Oh yeah Greetings fellow zoos and welcome to the 60th episode of Zoeier than Thou. Holy shit, that's a production.

Maybe I'll be going into a guy who's talking about BSTLity. Oh, I was trying to say remind me, is this a free show or a free fucking show? These are people in the Beastie L.D. They call themselves Zoo Files. This is a show called Zooier than Thou. Why are you bringing this back? Well, and I'm glad you asked. This is a suggestion from our friend Mean Dog.

That's right, Doug, from whose right is back on the show. This weekend coming up to chat, Zoeier the Mal. Did he do that one? Did it, has it been done already? We've did it with Dick Masterson on a crossover show. Oh, I see. We've never done it on the normal podcast.

And there's still putting out new episodes. When Dick and I did this years ago, one of the main guys who got fucked by a horse or something died, I don't remember all of the lore. I'm fucked by a horse or something died. I don't remember all of the lore. I'm too busy studying, I'm studying a job, but something bad happened, but these guys kept it going.

And so there's a whole new cast of characters on Zueria the Now. She's... She's... So that should be a lot of fun. Oh my God, is my mother-in-law even listening to the show anymore with all of you doing lately? I can't even imagine she is.

Next time I see her she's like, yeah, who are these socials? That's a great show. All right, yeah. For me, the Pope on. I should make it a announcement right now. Who are these socials gonna be off this week? Cause I am in the studio tomorrow and Friday

with the Isatels recording some new song. New Weezer album coming up. Come on up. You work for Zubak, don't you? Oh shit. with the Isotels recording some new song new weasier album coming up. You work for Zubak. It's already putt fading. Andy, thanks so much for coming on the show. Anything you want to promote my friend? Yeah, just send me some super chats.

I got a Corey Feldman box that I got a pay for. I know. You're going to get the autographed one of the not out. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sure. Andy's going to be 350 for everybody. Plus shipping.

Producer Chris, you have any more witty drops? Do you wanna hit over there? No, I think I did good. Yeah, I think I did. I like to plug Boston's first album. Yeah. Please join us again next time. It might be them, so we find out what.

Once if we're all who are these podcasts, we love reporting. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get in the must be of morning radio. I know the show is open now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. And I should make an announcement right now because obviously we expected to have Hannah on the show today, but her job is making her work out where she doesn't like.

She's guaranteed to be back on Saturday. But more importantly than Hannah reading reviews Is the fact that we have new Hannah photos that are going up on patreon. It's official They will be released this month on patreon. So people complain they're like all right nice ass nice profile What about the front everybody? Join us on patreon.com slash who are these podcasts or come to our super cast. That's a teaser and learn the answer. Yes, teasing all around. And while I'm so excited to say Paco is back on the show. I didn't miss Paco. It's good

to have It was so car this is Paco I don't know how to say this man I'm just going to say this We'd be my Valentine and I have one year It's Sunday right now it's about 215 and it's on a time Sunday. Let me know soon, dude. Let me call back. So as you guys know, I don't listen to the voice mail when they come in, I listen to them before the show usually the night before the show. So unfortunately, I didn't get back to them in time. And he decided to go ahead and change his mind down this one. Oh

Hey, what's up, Kyle? This is Proko That last message with that one was for Jenny Jenny was it for you I Don't know why I said you I lost Jenny's number if I could get that again just take it to me. I don't know if you later do. What the fuck? I know a sad carol, I'm mad. Yeah, not cool man. Not cool at all. All right, CornCob called it into the show. This one it starts slow when it builds to something. So bear with it here. Hello, this is a Quarant Cobb calling. I just think it's so funny how Chad Zuma really acts like he's in the business,

but he doesn't try that hard. So he doesn't get actually impressive results by anyone's standards. But then he acknowledges that he doesn't try hard. He's like, yeah, I'm not even trying really. It's like, well, bro, then stop. Then get the fuck out of our face. Dude, just go away. Nobody likes you. Shut the fuck up and go away, bro. If you're not going to be funny as a comic, then what the fuck is your point as a person, bro? Go, go, they'll fuck away and do something about your life, dude. Honestly, point out about.

Point out, well done. Making a lot of good points right there. You also called back again to talking about how embarrassing it is, the patty crushed to see my, on the last episode. That was a new low right there. I don't know if I can get words but maybe it will. Good job, Quart Count.

Hey, Carl, forgot to keep calling. I was just wondering where you're going to have a big and other review girls go. You know, that was my main draw to the show now that they're absense is present. Then I think I'm gonna ask you to find a new show. Maybe. All right. Vick was the draw all this time. Vick was. Guys, if you want to know where Vick is, her phone number is still on our Patreon. I recommend we all ask her what the fuck's up. And let's get a campaign going here and

see what's going on because we love to have Vic back on the show, obviously. I haven't been told I'm an asshole in a while. Well, it sounded like Kevin Dumpfuck is the founding member of that. Yeah, whatever. You know, it was a lot of funnier when I was thinking about it in my head. So, opiNet they used to have this thing that was like an eject button for collars. Like if they knew things were going well, they just be like, oh, punch it out. And then they'd be like, all right, we'll let it let it slide for you. This time, that was definitely an eject partner right there. Like, oh, shit, what was my joke? That's not good. Gary from Flint.

Calling into the show. Okay, you guys like, you know who that is. Oh, good old Gary from Flint. What's he got to say? Hey, Carl, Gary from Flint Michigan here. I just noticed that podcast hitman's house is up for sale. It's on the market. Looks like they're doing an open house over the weekend and hopefully they're not serving bacon. Back bacon to be specific. Okay, I'll keep you updated. There you go.

All right, thanks, Gary, for Flint. Appreciate it. Do you want to go to the open house, let us know. okay i'll keep the updated the uh... thanks carry from free share to go to the open house but it's now are speaking of flint michigan of course nate from flint caught into the show nade was hanging out with us in dabble con that last weekend now uh... no two weekends ago yet

hey caro may from flint michigan with it With it being Valentine's day and all, I was wondering if there are more ways than just comments you like to be shot to pod. This is definitely a do call me back situation. Not my thing, but I am German. So I understand why you've mistaken that. All right. This is the last voice. I have Chad Zuma Cullden from the Kevin Brennan roast. I know. It's hard to even understand how this could happen, but I'm dead. All right, I got a good one. I wrote it thinking, I'm pretty familiar, but I'm gonna show

like I don't know if it's gonna work. I'll do anyway. Fuck out anyway See if people think the chat was bad that rolls cuz of the narrative We created I'm lost I'm lost I lost God damn that was a lot of fun. All right guys. I gotta get the fudge out of Dodge But this has been a fun show Thank you both for being here. Oh, yeah, what's with the dancing around the shit? I stink you hate me great. Goodbye Okay, folks Guess what? I gotta go goodbye I got it. Go, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.

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