Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep386 - Zooier Than Thou

Episode Date: February 19, 2023

There are two types of people we find when we review podcasts - people who are bad at podcasting and people who are bad at life. On this episode we explore the latter. This is a show with decent production and a lot going on, the problem is it's run by people who think having sex with animals is the bee's knees. Doug from Who's Right joins us to talk about the similarities between zoophiles and BLM. Also, Opie finally released the new show he's been talking about for some time, Patty C Cups responds to our recent praise, Chad Zumock still can't figure out how to make goofing on other people funny, and Stuttering John implies that his ex-wife slept with Howard Stern. https://whosrightpodcast.com/ We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This show hosted by toggle love cat, Zoe, canis, noces, Faustis, no dead, Kino file, aquas on the show. Starts to the day. Yeah, all the great zoos are on there. Doug, let's get a quick reality check into what it is that we're listening to.

I covered this years ago on a dick show crossover But we've never done this on the main show that I know of Zoo here than now. This is a show that's still going it still exists. There's still putting out new episodes You can find it on YouTube. There's a community involved. There's a website What's a zoo? Okay, so what I've been able to gather They fuck animals. I think if I was to try to blow it down, I need to be able to simplify it. That's why I asked you. I had a feeling. So in my opinion, there is, okay, the lowest rung of society is, is kitty fuckers, right?

Right. That without, without question. Sure. Standing on top of them is animal fuckers. Yeah. And then sometimes they're both. Or else. I think there's a lot of crossover between Kitty fuckers, homosexuals, and animal fuckers. It's like a vendiogram with these fucking weirdos right in the middle of it. Yeah. And there's someone about like wanting to put your dick

at anything that, yeah, it doesn't tend to be like all that discretionary as far as where it's gonna add up. I don't know. Doug, I want you to start off. Maybe you have a clip or two that sounds up the show for you, get us right into this. Unfortunately, I don't. The way that I clip these, there isn't anything that I have that

can really just summarize the show. Okay. It's just, it, like there's not a clip that smells bad. And that's what I think that these people are. I think these people just probably smell bad. Okay, so your summary of the show is very stinky animal fuckers.

Okay. Yes. It's a pretty good way to summarize things. Well, then I'll get it started then. I checked out not the most recent episode, the one before that. And the one before that is actually it's different than what I was expecting it to be. It tells the story of this guy in France who really fought so that legislation wouldn't come down on people who have inappropriate relationships with their pets. It's called, I fought the law, is the name of the episode.

And I've listened to this show before and usually they're kind of joky and they have a sense of humor about themselves. It's weird. It's this weird thing. So I assumed that this show was going to be just like that and it starts off this really dramatic statement. And it's like, you know, I want to talk about something you probably thought about a lot. It probably keeps you up at night. I'm sure you might be thinking about it right now. You've been thinking about it when you're taking

your dog for a walk. Like going through all this stuff and I'm like, okay, they're setting up a joke here. But no, it was setting up this. What would happen if the police came to your home tonight with a search warrant? Maybe you've already got a plan. Listen to our episode about Opsack and read about threat modeling. Maybe you're going through your checklist right now of the vital steps you've seen shared online. Unplug your computer. Turn off your smartphone. Don't answer any questions. Ask for your lawyer to be present. All good advice. But how well can you follow it? Here's some advice. Don't fuck your dog.

The cat won't be interested in any of the dogs. This is easy. Okay. Anything that you do sexually, right, it is your business. But if you have to have a checklist and a go bag to prepare for when the fucking cops come, then stop doing whatever it is that you're fucking doing. Yeah, that's a sign. Well, it's funny because they declare these are unjust laws. That's their feeling on it. And we'll get into it, but they compare themselves to like homosexuals going back a century or whatever when they were persecuted.

The episode that I listened to is, okay, so let's just start with this. So the episode that I listened to took place back when black people were burning down autosomes to end racism. To give you like a timeline. Okay, I remember that. Okay, so. Yes. Okay, so. Yes. Okay, so. So bad. It's our.

It's our. This big screen TV is going to make everything better. Okay. So my clip number one is him talking about how this is black people's time to shine and they shouldn't co-op all the attention. In this moment of suffering and unrest in America, this conversation between toggling fausty feels relevant to the conversation happening right now nationwide. These protests are not ours and this isn't our moment to co-opt. Our intention is not to distract,

to dilute, or to still focus the way from the black lives being taken by law enforcement. Oh, damn, I wish they would have. I wish they would have enjoyed the line. Oh, we've got so much to get through, man. Guess what happens in his very next breath, which is my clip too. Oh, no. Is he reversed on all of that? next breath which is my clip too. Oh no is he reversed on all of that? But it is worth noting that Zeus and other sexual minorities all share a similar historical relationship of brutality with police. Right yeah that also you guys were slaves for all those years let's not forget that. Gather up the horse fuckers we got these puns of these fields of blower Damn it. They're just fucking the horses again

We can't we get someone else who actually do the work What's wrong with phyto I do want to keep going with this or is that oh? Yeah, I can, sure. Yeah. So the episode that I listen to, it's kind of confusing. So you have that guy that was talking. He's, I think he is a dogfucker,

and he's like one of the main hosts. Toggle the rat. And it has, okay, yeah, yeah, God. Okay. So then he's referencing an interview from Fosty, who was the horsefucker has. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. God. Okay. So then he's referencing an interview from Fosty who was the horsefucker who died. Mr. Hands. Yeah. The Mr. Hands video. Yes. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. To dog. I don't. Okay. I'll play a lot. Yeah. You know, whenever that thing was sure. Okay. If you have something to share, please share.

What I know about horse fuckers and dog fuckers, I learned from this one episode that I listened to. Okay, so this guy Fausti, who used to be on this show, actually, there's a video of him getting fucked by a horse. I think it was in Washington state, we covered it on the creep off. He ended up getting fucked to death by this horse, they ended up dropping him off in front of the emergency room, and he was so badly injured by this horse. They ended up dropping him off in front of the emergency room. And he was so badly injured by this horse cock

that he didn't survive it. This is not made up thing. I just thought I made up thing. This is a real thing. I thought I read, because when I was doing my little investigation, I thought that this guy died of a heart attack. I didn't know it was a heart attack from a horse dick in his body. No, the dick was actually hitting his heart.

Yeah, I'm getting there fast enough. I don't know. No, the dick is actually hitting his heart. Get there fast enough. Okay, so yeah. I wish I would have known that going into this. I would have probably mastered it. I don't know. So, yeah.

You seem too excited as to this right now. Come down over there. Okay, so there was a book written called uniquely dangerous. And I got a drop to you. Jody B says, technically it was a stroke. All right, good joke, Jody. I'm giving it a T.I. like it. All right, back to you, Doc.

Yeah, so there was a book written about the raid that was done on this guy's bestiality farm. Yeah, called uniquely farm. Yeah. Called uniquely dangerous. Okay. So my clip number five is him talking about a recommend a or a review that came in from one of his listeners. A friend of the podcast just finished uniquely dangerous and they said it was the hardest

book they've ever read. A lot of big words. That's not a big truth. Where do I color? I was thinking the opposite. Like if I handed you this book and said, here's a book about people that fuck animals or like to get fucked by animals,

it would be a hard read. I couldn't get through it. Right. It is so fucking gross. This episode could be hard to listen to. Yes, it could be. I should have put that disclaimer out in the beginning, I suppose.

Duck, can I, I'm gonna flash back. People are telling me that I'm wrong about Fausty, that I'm confusing him with another person. Whatever. Okay. They're two different horse fuckers, all right, fine. What happened to Ain't No Fact Checking? Thank you.

I thought I was. Oh, fact check it. Thank you, dog. That's correct. Why am I even reading this chat over here? It's distracting me with their facts and knowledge. All right, so they're talking about how, I hope you've prepared for the day

that the police come with a search warrant because it's going to happen. It's gonna happen to all of us and you have to have a plan and be careful because those police can be tricky. What if the police persist in asking questions or lie to you or pretend to be on your side and tell you they can help you if you just

cooperate. After all, you just want the ordeal to be over. God damn it, what if you fall for good cop bad cop? These trick-ass. What if the police are dogs? Yeah, what if they bring a gay-dine to you in it. Oh shit. And this guy's gonna arrest me, but he sure is hot! Um, alright. And the other thing you have to worry about, Doug, is it's not just you and how you prepare for this event, but maybe other people live with you when the cops come. Or maybe, even if you stick to your guns, your roommate doesn't have the iron will that you do. Maybe you live with your parents, and now they't have the iron will that you do. Maybe you live with your parents, and now they want to know what's going on.

What if your careful strategy fails when you're actually faced with the situation you've been dreading? You notice he didn't mention, like, what if you live with your wife or fiancé or girlfriend? It was like roommate or parents. Yeah, these are the only scenarios. You've got to tell us where we're at with this. So this is the reason why the police might break down your door someday. As zoos, we have to learn to live with this looming question

repeating itself over and over. Because in many countries, the ultimate expression of our sexuality, the sex part is illegal. the ultimate expression of our sexuality, the sex part is illegal. Yeah, the part where you have sex with the animal, that's the part that's illegal. Yeah, that's correct. And a lot of countries, I suppose, it's frowned to find. They spend a lot of time in the episode that I listened

to talking about how they're basically persecuted for their sexuality. So my clip number six is again, he's referencing what that book, Dangerous Obsession, is written about. But they want to be one of the letters in the rainbow peoples thing. Yes. LBGTQZ plus, that's what that's their goal is to get there. The book explicitly details the relentless injustice that FALSTY suffered at the hands of the criminal justice system, law enforcement, the press and the public.

Do you see law enforcement? Yeah. It's going to talk worse than me. Jesus Christ. And then to keep going off of that, so if Zumaq is listening to us right now, he's always talking about somebody trying to create a narrative. This is number seven is how you create a narrative. This is a story about police brutality and unnecessary escalation of violence and narrowly escaping death at the hands of police

intending to kill a minority committing no crimes solely because of its sexuality. Yeah, there's a lot to speak obfuscated there. And then that's just that one sentence. You fuck one police horse. one police horse. It's almost like the opposite of what he just said. Like 100%. You couldn't be any farther off if you were describing the situation of this guy. They got busted with a farm that bred animals for people to fuck. He's not persecuted because he's a minority.

Right. Yeah. Since we played a few clips now and people get the sense of what's going on here, I think it's a good time to listen to the theme music of this show. It is the least appropriate theme music I've ever heard on a podcast. He got me howin' at the moon And won't you know the love is wild when you're a zoon

With two-year-go-nah Oh yeah You played that during the teaser last week. Yeah, I never would have in a million years guessed what the topic of this show was. Fucking insane. Put your jazz hands down. I can smell your fingers. That's gross. All right, so just real quick, this is setting up the episode that I listen to.

This is the story of a zoo, who decided to do just that. To take a stand against a local animal rights organization, lobbying to strengthen legislation against zoofiles at the national level. But there's always risk when you challenge a powerful adversary. When you choose to fight the law, the law might start paying attention. Some names have been changed, but the details, dates, and events are all true.

Some names have been changed, like that's not really fight-o. Yeah, we're talking about that. Okay. All right, so we were heading over to France and they're talking this guy and they actually have a translator. So you can hear the guy speaking in French underneath it and then you hear the translation. Asperin, as he was known on the French Zulebra forum, like toasting parties to bring them together. Natura Community. Oz was a small

community scattered all around the country. There were zoos from the east, the zoos from the south, the zoos from the middle, etc. And sometimes a barbecue party, zoos, all the noise were everyone was invited. Something you're talking about middle earth or something, yeah. One ring to rule them on. So this guy is describing how there're all these zoos in France. And when the internet came around, they were able to finally form a community together.

And this is another person talking, who lived in a very rural area, didn't have a lot of friends. And the friends he did have didn't share his interests in animals and their private parts. They could go fogey. Even just a few times I did try broaching the subject of vague, fictional way with friends. Most gave me a weirded out and if not grossed out look.

A few of them were at least willing to listen, but they stood on grounds like, there's no such thing as consent with animals. And you murder the buckwheat. Oh, that old thing. Animals can't say yes to sex. Therefore it's rape. I've heard that before. Who heard them out?

You know, I know right. Don't take my masturbating as, you know, permission. Keep going. Don't stop either. Carl, while you're up, can you grab me a beer and have you ever thought about fucking your dog? Would that be hilarious? If all of a sudden I'd start to fucking my dog and ready you would that be fucking that dog and be fucking pranked, alright?

I'm gonna do it. You wouldn't film it would you? Why is it important to have friends that you can talk to about fucking animals? I like keep that shit to yourself. This guy's like, yeah, you know, I try to bring it to all my friends and family. No one wants to talk about it. That's a side you shouldn't be talking about it. Just keep the animals as your friends and there you go. There you go. They can't tell anyone.

No, kill yourself. You should kill yourself. I miss pronounced killers. So they formed this message board called animal zoo France in 2007. And that's where all these people came together to share their fun stories, talk about their romantic adventures with the family dog. But they had a problem because there was these laws being made in France. Husky laws.

The text basically read, if you do some bad or sexual abuse to an animal, these are the penalties, which is not very clear because as it reads, you could think, okay, so if I don't sexually abuse an animal and have consensual sex, it's fine, while it's not. The courts eventually establish that sexual abuse specifically involved the penetration of an animal. Yeah, so they're going to like these laws are so vague. How could you even force them? And by the way, what they said is if you sexually penetrate an animal, that's what they're talking about. Yeah, because he's so ill.

So you're on all of the way. It's crazy. But that's how these people think. They think that the dog is also excited about this, or the horse or whatever is happening there. It's usually a dog or a horse, which is weird. Hmm, I think goats would get involved at some point. Andy.

I don't know, I know. All right, one more clip from this, I'll let Doug take over again. But I have to say, this is maybe one of the best produced podcast we've reviewed on the show do it it it's seriously it sounds like npr or near times or one of these shows animal crosses report ultimately fell back on the script and i should mention that in this story animal crosses the animal rights group

that is trying to push for legislation to make it even more illegal. It's a big zoo. Sex with animals. Animal crosses report ultimately fell back on descriptions of zooosatism in animal injury and comparisons to child sex abuse to drive their position home. Characterizing sex with animals as necessarily exploitative and physically harmful for all parties involved. Several members of animals who France discreetly attended the conference, including Andre.

What was it like being there at that conference? Hearing them say all those things. Sticking a bush was something I had never felt. It was quite difficult to describe. I would say it's like participating in a witch trial. Physically, speakers at the conference were seated facing the audience on chairs below the projection screen. I had the impression that some of the speakers, especially the whistle-lower, were scrutinizing the public. I was really scared.

Like when you walk into a sex shop for the first time, you think everyone's watching you. It was a dogmatic atmosphere. Dogmatic. Alright, see you there. The atmosphere is dogmatic. Who'd you ever say that? For me, the boob-on.

Alright, so let's get back to your episode about the great file-steer. And, you're so talented. My clip number eight, he's still doing his monologue before you've been getting to the interview. And he starts talking about how they stand with black people or whatever. And black people are like, no, you don't. That's their slogan. We stand with black people or whatever. All of us at the zoo to stand in solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement. And while we watch in horror, it's police escalate the violence and our president threatens to use

military force against American citizens. When I heard that, what I was being, do you remember that famous picture of the Olympics of the Black athlete with his head down and his fist in the air sure I'm picturing this guy standing next to him and the black guy looking over at him like do you smell horse come It's an interesting image you got your head from that I wouldn't go shit going on up here. Yeah,, obviously I wouldn't have picked up on that one. All right, go to my number nine. We are reflecting on our own relationship

with law enforcement. So it's like, on one hand they're police and I fucking hate him. On the other hand, they're pigs and I wanna fuck them. Yeah. And then he carries on with still intertwining animal fuckers and black lives matter. With everyone trying to do their part to help the BLM movement, we think zoos have a special role to play because of our deep empathy for animals and for persecuted minorities.

deep empathy for animals and for persecuted minorities. He's certain gorilla joke, I guess. I like this guy's like, who better to represent the black community than us black people? Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right. My bad. I don't know why we're in this. It would be the number one answer. Yeah. I'm curious though, because he's trying to tie the two things together. And he there's a lot of shit that I didn't play. But sure. I'm sure I'll make sense now. Like I all, okay.

So I understand you're persecuted by the police. I like how a dog not feels in my butt. I think that we can work together to solve this. All right, well, I'm going to go back to these issues in France that they were having, because as you know, Doug, they don't, they frown upon people having sex with animals. Even so much so, they don't even want zoo porn getting out there. The National Assembly also ruled in favor of outlawing the dissemination of zooophilic pornography with a penalty of two years imprisonment and a 30,000-year-old fine, an exempted veterinarians from professional secrecy. That is, client-patient

confidentiality requirements in the case of animal sex abuse. This is the funniest part about this show. They they say, this show is a straight face. Veterinarians no longer have client, patient, confidentiality requirements. Yeah. Why would you think the dog wants to keep that as a secret anyway, or the gerbil? Yeah, right.

It's like, it's not like the dog's in it. Yeah, I know it's been a pretty bad back there, but don't tell anyone. We're just having a good time, Bell. I thought it'd turn out. All right, so now the hero of our story was not too deterred by this news. When our group of friends have different opinions about Zuporn, I am one for whom it is not vital I prefer watching animals with each other.

I'm so glad you responded like that, Doug. Because all I can think of is I think that's worse. If you want to watch animals fuck each other, that's weird. Right? It's not a romantic thing. I think it's the same level of disgusting as wanting to fuck the animals. Maybe it's not as disgusting as wanting to fuck. No, I think fucking an animal.

Okay. If you walk into your backyard and you see a dog fucking another dog, you're going to spray some water on it and or just go back in the house, whatever you're going to do. But if you walk in your backyard and you see Chris fucking a dog, you're gonna get a different reaction. Right, and I don't like being squirted, so. Yeah, I'm kinda relaxed.

I can't remember when I sat there, I started peeing on me. Not cool. No, so I mean, so doesn't that tell you that it's different levels? Doug, here's my thought on it. And I'm not a zoo, so I can't totally relate to this. But if you were like gay and into animals and you're watching a video where a guy with a big cock is

fucking out of dog, at least there's a guy with a cock, you know, kind of big sense, but here's watching like a dog fucking out of dog. How is that a turn out of that guy? I don't know, I'm maybe, maybe explaining it too much. All right, so that and what's crazy. I don't know, I may be explaining it too much. All right, so then what's crazy, I never imagined that we'd be having this debate. I was trying to figure out how this conversation was gonna go and this is where I thought it would end. So then they get into this whole part of the story,

and I'm not gonna put a question on it too much, but someone made these forged documents, the state of the animal cross was a lot, Islamophobic because Muslims are pro pedophilia. I thought we were talking about animal fuckers. I thought you said, Lamaphobic. Like, don't talk. Lamaphobic.

So, and they called out the prophet, and they set this out to all these Muslim organizations. So someone was trying to make good like animal cross. Well, they were trying to get them killed. That's what they were trying to do, because when you, you know, you call out Muslims, specifically their profit, they get upset with that sort of thing. So then they were trying to pin that on the hero of our story, who just wants to fuck animals without animal cross, getting involved and making all these pesky laws. He following this is just making

any sense. So then at this part of the story, the craziest thing in this whole show happens. It's time for an ad break. Animals who France was still breathing a sigh of relief over the results in the national assembly. And we're preparing themselves for the now upcoming battle against Animal Cross in the Senate. The battle was about to come right to his front door. Honestly, if this podcast came out and they just changed every single word that they use, I'd be like, God, it's a pretty good show. You know what I mean? There's a lot of good production involved.

Sounds like it's decent. Those annoying words. So, I was confused as to why all of a sudden it went into like this weird transition and then this happens Support for Zooir than now comes from Epiphany pipe works Check out a piphany pipe works. They sponsor who's right to dog you from late with these guys What is it? What is a piphany pipe works? Oh, let me play it out. Let's see. And what is their contact information? Yeah I'll play it for you. Here we go Let me play it out. What is their contact information?

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we're on the air. Did you know that WTF was an extension you could do is I didn't even know that. I found that out when I heard him give the website and I went and checked it out. I did too, yeah, ZUWTF. K promoted enough people, definitely go check that out. When you were over there on their site,

did you see that the stickers they have available? Oh yes, in fact, that kind of leads me to another point that I wanted to make on here because they actually talk about how there are zoos everywhere. They go, wherever there's people, there are zoos. They've existed forever, they always will exist. And so in this portion of the show, they're like taking voicemails and reading emails and stuff like that. Because we have always existed, We will always exist as long as humans exist. Right? That's not going to change whether you're in Romania. And by the way, you're not alone. There are zoos there. There's zoos everywhere. There are humans.

Right. Is there any stickers to Romania? I have it. But if you want to write it and have these engines, I'm just send an email to zoostories-tornmail.com and I'll be happy to get those out to you. I gotta get some of these stickers, Doug, because can I read you some of my favorite ones that they have? I bet it's the same ones that I have written down. There's a cartoon male dog spreading his legs like on his back and it says, let's get naughty.

Okay, pretty good. There's one that just says, suck a dog cock and another one says lick dog pussy. It's pretty good. The three that I wrote down were lick mayor pussy. Okay. Suck dog cock and help animals come. Help animals come was my favorite one. Well somebody please think of the animal's orgasm.

So they send these stickers out. They're very proud of it. They have thousands of them. And they just send them out if you email them. So maybe I want to give them my, oh, we have a PO box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm going to get the PO box up on the site. Someone can help me out.

I really love a sticker package. You can see behind producer Chris here. We got a little sticker board going. I could really use a help animals come sticker. That'd be great. Next to Ken Ato over there. Oh boy. All right, what else did you pick up on Doug?

So now the monologue is over and he's transitioning to the interview with Fosty who is talking about. Excuse me, he is talking about the raid. But first, they start having a conversation. This is how the interview starts. My clip number 13. Okay. And this is before Falsty died. Yes. Feltching is the best. I do remember, I remember when somebody actually told me what felching was, this would have been in my 20s, a friend who is in the car with me, launches into this screeage about felching and how amazing felching is. And everybody in the car is,

how about in the cars like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like, felching, man. Okay, now if you know what felching is, I don't want you to give it away just yet. I'm not having fun anymore. Play my number 14. What the hell's felching? He's like, you know, he's like, oh, you guys know what felching is. Oh, he's giving us, we don't know. So then he just does the full engineering diagram description of what it is. And we're all like, whoa, okay. Are you ready for the big payoff

to what felching is Carl? Oh, I'm familiar. Okay, so I want you to imagine the engineering diagram that this guy said that was explained to him. And then for those of you that don't know, number 15, the girl jumps in and explains, she's perplexed why you would need an engineering diagram for something that could be broken down in such few words as clip number 15. But it's just, it's just eating gum out of someone's ass.

But how did the gum get there? There's more steps than just that. She sounds like she's over it. She's like, that old thing. So vanilla. Yeah, all right. That felching conversation was a solid 15 minutes, but that's all I pulled from it because it's fucking.

Felching that's so fucking high school. How old are you? You're still into that? Who cares? Wow. What fucking high school did you go to? Yeah, it's kind of my flight. It's a little gross. All right.

So now he's he's starting to talk about when the raid happened on his farm fucking ranch or whatever. Number 16. Someone wrote is this Brett Hattley's new show? Is this that gross? I'm sorry, guys. We'll get through this. The last time, I think I told you just before,

but the last time the police decided to attack me with a non-criminal warrant, which is a fascinating, you know, angle here, they, there were four local police departments, four, four, a state police SWAT team with a- You know, angle here. They there were four local police departments for four um, a state police SWAT team with a special like a special tactics van one of those like command van things that they have um fully automatic weapons m16's body armor uh, well that's believable

a uh, a um ambulance and a full-size fire truck. Jesus Christ. You know what? They didn't bring canine, so I wonder, fuck and why? No one told me there was going to be boasting. This guy's very proud of himself, isn't he? There was a magician.

A clown. Blue-dannable. I want to that, but keep going. So, Seth, did you have more clips that you wanted? I mean, just keep going. Keep going. I do. I'm gonna finish up. Because I know that you're on pins and needles wanting to know what happens with animal cross versus the animal zoo France forum. So we'll get to that, but keep going. I'm gonna get to that.

I'm gonna get to that. I'm gonna get to that. I'm gonna get to that. and needles wanting to know what happens with animal cross versus the animal zoo France forum. So we'll get to that, but keep going. Okay, so if we can do my number 17, he's still going on about the fucking fire truck. I mean, like, how does that? What? Where were the delabations?

I mean, like, how is it? What benefit does it have to have a fire truck? Oh, it was their flowers. It was their flowers. Just out there, flowers. Hours. How long was the truck there for? I don't know.

There's a guy who repeats himself a lot. Well, here's what I'm guessing. It goes over the scanner and they're just like, hey, we're going to go to that animal fuckers house. I was like, I'm in. Let's go. The ambulance is getting involved. So fire fighters, let's go.

I wanna see this guy. It's a convoy. What are the cops gonna have all the fun? We wanna go. You go ahead and do yours and then I'm gonna go back and when he starts explaining how this whole thing was just engineered to get him executed. Okay.

All right, so Doug's gonna close up the segment the segment. I apparently he's calling his shot. He knows I can't be. I've still got a lot of clips to get through and I don't want to just keep plowing through. All right. Well, then in that case, let me finish up on the episode that I checked out. And this is the part in the middle where two of the hosts get together. Tago the Rat is one of them, and they're talking about the letters they get from their fans and followers and some of the issues that they have. Yeah, that's been my experience too. There have definitely been people in my life

that I talked about to Affilia with, and they got distant or disappeared. That hurt for a while, but I've been doing this for a long time. Yeah, it feels much worse day to day, knowing that there are still friends that I haven't told and can't tell, not yet. That weighs me down. Yeah, being in the closet is way more damaging

long-term than whatever temporary effects of coming out, I feel like, but it's a personal choice, right? Nope. Nope. Okay. So, apparently you should be telling everyone that you know that you like to fuck animals, because otherwise you're torching yourself with that information. So they explain that the reason why they have a hard time coming out of the closet is

because most people don't like zoos Most people find that offensive and then one of the guys says that well, that's not true at all The other thing I want to address is you say like it's a fact that most people don't like zoos And I couldn't I could not disagree more I would say most people are ambivalent about Zeus or they're ignorant about the existence of Zeus. But to say that the most people don't like Zeus, I think is way, way wrong. Yeah, but let's say people don't dislike us

and even don't we exist if they knew they would definitely dislike us, but thank God, it's not out there in the public right now. What a weird rationale for saying, no, not everyone hates us, so some people don't we exist. Thank God most people couldn't fathom this. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Can't rip their heads around what we're up to. Now, speaking of coming out and coming out of the closet, we're going back to France. We're talking to this guy, the hero of our story, and he tells the story about coming out to his father. He comes out to his father, his father's 73 years old when he does this. And the reason why he does it is because

his dad has to move in with him. He has some health issues. He's gonna move in with his son. So his son's like, all right, dad, I gotta tell you some shit. And he literally tells him like, I'm gay. You cool with that? That's like, I don't, I don't care. He's like, okay, cool.

That's not the shocking part. That's gay for horsecock. Yeah, so this is where, this is not the answer I would expect from say my father or anyone else's. The big thing is, as you know, I love animals. I really love them. Really? Did you catch my drift?

Yes, I get it. You know, I'm 73, he said. I would say many things in my life, probably more than what you're describing. When I was young, with my brother, we used to watch our neighbor through the keyhole. She was getting fucked by a great dane. So we talked a little about that. What the fuck? Is that what you're telling me to send?

She's sent. I'm 73 years old. You think I haven't seen a couple chicks get fucked by a horse? My horse is before I got it. No sir, I didn't years old. Do you think I haven't seen a couple chicks get fucked my horse? My horse is before I got. No sir, I didn't like it. Yeah, I'm not buying that one at all All right, so Let's get back to the legislation. I think the dead was one-up again You think you're weird It feels like being forced into hiding

Ostracize for not fitting in or for being a deviant, pretty much like homosexuality was considered years back. A different topic in matters, but same basic tactics. In the future, softening of the rulings and a per case decision with proper procedures would be a good start. Sadly, things are made and worded in such a way that any contact or interaction will be considered as on par with zousatism, most likely due to not knowing enough about the subject and possibly a mix of false information, pre-made ideas, and outdated mindsets.

Ah, it didn't go well for them. They decided to pass legislation to make it the punishment even more harsh for people caught having sex with animals. And I just want to clarify because there seems to be in this story specifically this push against animal rights activists and zoo files and what they don't realize they're really all the same people.

Zoo files and animal cross are more alike than we are different. We both love animals. We both want to improve their lives and elevate their legal and social status and eliminate cruelty. Sure. But our concept for human animal relationships

extends to include the possibility for safe, mutually enjoyable sex. There's does not. Boy, I would hope not. I'm not gonna tell Peter. If they're like, and by the way, we fuck some of these things from time to time too. I'll go, okay, well, I'm out. Imagine having to go to, you know, you pick up a stray or something and you've got to

find some place to turn it in. Is this a no fuck shelter? I wanna make sure. And the streak starts coming on to you. Yeah, I get it. Oh, it wanted it. Yeah, obviously. So, yeah, so I guess these animal rights activists,

they don't want any harm done to animals. And then the zoo files, as long as you don't consider rape harm. You know, that's fine, right? Yeah. Sure. That's all. That's all good. All right, Doug. What what are we missing here?

What are the extra pieces of this puzzle? All right. So Fawste that's the dead horsefucker. Yeah. He is, like I said, he's going to start explaining how this whole raid on his like I said, he's going to start explaining how this whole raid on his uh, Beastie-ality farm was just a cover-up for a planned execution number 18. The dark side of this is, here's the dark side of this, the police department that engineered this whole fraudulent civil warring thing, new,

or, ultimately, new and has acknowledged having known long before they ever got this warrant issued that I am diagnosed with PTSD. Okay. So he's a victim. He's a victim. He is a victim. Oh, they all are.

All of the horse and dog fuckers are victims of every part of the brand right there. Of course. Yeah. We're a minority or a press PTSD. Oh, CD. So he said that he's diagnosed with PTSD and he got PTSD from all of the unjust persecution that he has suffered through his life.

Right. And up to number 19. Sounds just like being in Vietnam. I understand. The idea was that I would react violently and they would kill me. And they admitted that. They actually admitted to a third party that their intention was to kill me during this interaction.

Oh yeah, why would they admit that, dummy? Who goes around and is bidding something like that? Whoops. Hey, where are you going to kill that guy? Oh yeah. I was totally argon. Absolutely. That's why the fire truck was there to block people's view.

You want the neighbors seeing it. And then going on to number 20. Absolutely. I got it. That's a great to target somebody because of their mental health diagnosis. The police targeted me to try to trigger the worst possible reaction they could get from me as a PTSD. So the way he's spinning this is right. It's it's amazing because it they are targeting him because he

is PTSD. Like they're all sitting around their little conference room, all the cops and the fire truck drivers and everything. It's like, okay, we've got to find somebody to fuck with. Does anybody in here know somebody that's been diagnosed with PTSD? Yeah. The guy in the back's going, can we just do black people like normal? No, we're changing up this body. Okay. So you're not buying it, Doug. You're not buying the way they're spitting the story. No, not at all. He is a very, very dramatic individual. Seems plausible. Yeah. Number number 21, he's he's still going on about the raid.

Intensity to this end. They had electronic bullhorns. They're screaming at me with the bullhorns screaming at me. And so they surrounded the truck with a SWAT team with, you know, air 15s pointed in the windows. Safety's off. Holds while you know, body armor, the whole thing. And they've got this bullhorn, electronic bullhorn, electronic bullhorn, not just normal one. Not like the rolled up pieces of cardboard, cheerleaders, views and high school.

I was thinking the same thing. They weren't just using slide whistles to get me out of the house. No, it's like, I told you, I think that he was more upset about that than the AR-15 that were pointed at him. That's the thing I would have brought up. And not so much the hate out of the house thing. You're screaming at me. So the Laura I think her name is, she is talking back and forth with him and saying, you

know, when you were complaining to your friends about all the harassment you're on the receiving end with with these cops and all this shit, they probably think you're full of shit. Yeah. And now we have witnesses to this in this last raid number 22. Oh good. Almost, let's say you're in a half at that point. And I told you, you were probably full of shit and he was absolutely, absolutely.

And then this shit happened. He's absolutely fuck. That point. And I told you were probably full of shit and he was making up. Absolutely. And then this shit happened. He's absolutely. Fuck. Just shut the fuck up. Absolute. You're right. Move on.

Yeah, I like that. They probably thought you were full of shit like everyone does right now, too. And when you're telling a story, you don't want the person interviewing you to say, why, I bet everyone doesn't believe that. Yeah. Now, is this a raid or a nirrest?

Don't they take something in a raid? I mean, what the fuck? Dude, this didn't happen. This sounds, well, it probably did happen, but not for the reason this guy's explaining it. Well, yeah, because he had a mental disease. I guess that's what I mean. But so I believe what happened with this

is they ended up tasing him and he, God, I don't, he, they tased him and then he was in a coma for three days. I believe that that's the outcome of this raid. They tased him, he jisd in his pants and he passed out. I've got PTSD and fleas. Yeah. All right, so you might think that this guy is highly intelligent.

Okay, yep. That's right. Right, so I want to quiz you guys. In one sentence, explain what a social worker does. They help people in society. Very good. You, very good. You got it right. Play number 23.

So this is a professional social worker basically. So he deals with social worker stuff. Everything I want. Social worker stuff. What do bankers do? Well, they deal with like, bankers stuff. Can you dumb it down, boy? Social worker stuff. You know what? Like, make your stop. Can you dumb it down?

That's pretty good. All right. You're right. You're smart. Right. So now if you have more, you can, I've got to transition like that interviews over. Now we're going back to the original guy with the monologue. Okay. interviews over now we're going back to the original guy with the monologue. Okay.

I believe that this clip negates everything that happened prior to it in the episode. I think that I think that this explains why, yeah, just play my number 24. Okay. Fastie wasn't black. He wasn't poor. He was from a relatively privileged wealthy background where he was able to pass as white despite his native American heritage. And yet, because he was a zoo, he was a target for police brutality.

Oh, it was because he fucked animals. They're not doing the PTSD. Okay, yeah, I think they did gotta fuck up the whole thing, did it, Doug? Yeah, just like black people were nothing like black people. You know what, the cops were involved, because just because he was breaking some laws, I don't know why law enforcement is getting involved in such a thing. What's their problem? Good nosy.

Well, you know, police, they do police stuff, so it makes sense, I guess. So my number 27, he's talking about how during all the protests and everything that are going on in the country, it would be a good idea if you had a zoo with you helping manage the animals, like the, uh, the cops that are riding on horseback. Yeah. Number 27.

If only someone was there to bocacchi these horses. Ha ha ha. We can actually serve in very practical roles, even if it is only because of our experiences with animals. A unique situation that I saw personally at a protest is one where someone that understands horses being there could mean the difference between life or death. Oh, good boy.

I mean, I appreciate the fact that they're like, we have unique skills. You do. Yeah. All right, I'll give you that. We don't want you to use them. Right. Ever. Yeah. Please. Shove your weiner up at the butthole. Yeah. This will horse won't worry about the protesters real quick. Don't you worry. This horse is horny. Somebody help. Who's going to beat up this horse?

No, me. All right. All right. I think I only have one more to play. It's my number 28. And I just had this marked is this guy is a lot of things, but a motivational speaker isn't one of them. You cannot understand your own fight without learning

what it means to fight. So I encourage you to fight. That was the end of the episode to get everybody all riled up to take up his car. Circular logic, yeah. I don't know why I'm coaching the Buffalo Bills anytime soon. That's for sure. All right. Wow, dog. You ready to move on? Please. Yeah. I think it's time for a quick pellet cleanser here. And this one comes in from another than Adam Thoreau. We got a quick one here. It's a show called Charlie Likes Music.

And Adam says, here's a clip from Charlie Likes Music, a show where Charlie talks about how he likes music. Very good. Like that tagline. This is who are these podcasts. I show we try to figure out who are these podcasts. Yeah, you don't say. Slow down. All right, guys, I am happy to report. This is months in the making. We first teased this.

I'm guessing September, maybe October, time frame, so many months ago, Opie said he's gonna start a brand new show, and I'm happy to say he finally launched it this week. Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! lost hope in humanity and OP in the internet itself. And then look at this, it finally happens. Check out this amazingly produced introduction to this show. And I just want to point out that the music is not so much music as it is a drum track. Oh, okay. Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer. All right, I'm at the get

parts beer culture. My buddy Matt owns the joint. I think my friend, Ollie, is inside as well. And we're gonna try some beers today. Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer. You excited about this? Pretty catchy did he, huh? Yeah. That's pretty good. He spent minutes on that. That's right. It's weird. I was humming that in as I walked into the room here to record. Yeah.

It's one of those songs you're like, man, did I write that? It was that early written? Yeah. Wow. It's so good. All right. So first up, the first beer they're going to review is the Rockaway Hawaiian pizza IPA.

All right. And so what we've learned so far is that Oli who's like a beer kind of sewer who works there and Matt the owner are both going to taste this beer. All right. Cheers. Anyway, it's a 6.8% IPA. Cheers. Oli, why don't you taste the first? All right, cheers. Anyway, it's a 6.8% IPA cheers

I'll I want you to taste the first. Okay, drink every time you hear cheers in this one All right, cheers. It's a 6.8% IPA cheers I'll I want you to taste the first and tell us what you think and You know, so no smile feel look of it, you know, it's your classic AZ IPA. You got to go in there. You know, there is some citrus, but I don't know about you guys, am I getting a whole ton of pineapple over that? It's mild for sure. As far as the Hawaiian pizza aspect of the beer, the name say, it doesn't really stand

out that much, but it's a hell of a drinking beer It's a so it's not over the top And again, right me saying it did pineapple is a standout. There's really no ham to speak All right, so This beer is not what is being sold as you can't say pineapple or ham. Yeah, it's hamless Why in pizza IPA? All right. So that's that's Matt who just heard from me. He's the owner of the place. And so all right, they've both given by the way, I don't know if we have to talk about this, but

I really just like beer connoisseurs beer snobs. When I'll use a percent. Yeah, when I was explaining the mouth feel and I never need to hear that word again. So annoying. All right, when Ollie was explaining the mouth feel. I never need to hear that word again. Someone knowing. All right, so, Opie's now gonna take a taste. And Opie is uniquely qualified

to talk about beer, because Opie's got a hot take. Remember, this is an IPA that they're drinking. I wonder what Opie's gonna think about the taste. So, God's, and you're gonna have to drink it. Oh is gonna think about the taste. So that's what I'm just like, well, yeah, it's an IPA. You're gonna taste hops. No shits. Good job, Opie. So this is what I thought this show was gonna be. Hopi.noi, what the fuck he's talking about, provided. It's good. It's good.

Actually, the next track is him explaining what he thinks about it. Nothing's good, things are just not too bad. Oh good. This is how Hopi sums up the taste. You know what? It's not too bad. I like it.

I like it. Cheers. All right. Cheers. It's not too bad. I was just. Cheers. All right. Cheers. It's not too bad. I was just a guy wrote for a publication. Oh, God. He should talk politics. He'd do better at that. God. It's not too bad. Cheers. All right. So one of the things that OP loves, one of the things he loves to do is take inside jokes

and turn them into t-shirts. He's been doing this, it's a dire career. And apparently, these t-shirts are gonna make it kebhars that really are just gonna crack you up. I mean, wait till you hear this backstory on this thing. By the way, do you have the, please don't lick t-shirts in yet? Oh no, not yet. They're on the way though. You gotta tell that story.

As I have more of the Hawaiian pizza base. In this case, please do lick, you beer. But yeah, we had a customer who was upset at us for not posting a sign next to our shop on board table. Yeah, instructing her not to lick this audus. That's the corn meal. Yes, she did. Wait, she thought it was corn meal.

So she came down You have to tell people not to wake Boy you're right Isn't that great do you want one of those teachers please don't wake great story I'd rather have help animals come I got raised that have to wear it at Walmart careful what you wish for. Oh, that's funny. That's a good consequence for the wheel. So I don't know anything about any of this shit, but I do know that I now will never, ever go to Getharts. Just based on this video, I don't want to be around anybody that's on screen right now.

No. Yeah, it's wildly out inviting. I went to Getharts one time. Me too. There was many, it's a time place, but I wouldn't want to be in this situation. But I would, if I saw OP,

because this is the entrance area here, if I saw through the window, I'm fucking going anywhere. Yeah, that's me. All right, so the next beer that's up is the Saeson DuPont. It's a Southern Belgian beer. Ooh.

A classic Belgian farmhouse, L. And let's see what OPE thinks. I can't wait. You'll see. Not bad. Not bad. I like it. Not bad. That's my guess. Very different than the Hawaiian, the Hawaiian pizza but not too bad. Nailed it. The dog moves on to the next round. Yeah, it's very good. I liked that his first thought was it's different than an IPA.

No shit. It's different than an IPA. It's a Belgian fireman I'll say. I'll say, oh, this is made with different ingredients. Yeah, correct. It's not the point of tasting beer to compare it to much previous beer. Pineapple in this one.

Yeah. So fucking bad at the same amount of ham though. Yeah. So now a guy walks up and you can actually see if you're watching us right now, you can see Opie's making eye contact over here because a guy is just walked up into their space and Opie immediately thinks it contact over here because a guy's just walked up into their space. And Opie immediately thinks it's just some random asshole.

And so he's got a yellow dome for saying like, dude, we're filming something here. I hope he thinks he's part of Guy Fietti's fucking show right now. And so he doesn't realize that there's a reason why this guy is walking up to them. This guy doesn't notice that we're filming something, but that's why I know you're filming. There's a reason why this guy is walking up to them. I'm on your mom's face. What can I say about the beer? It is classic Belgian summertime beer, smooth relaxing.

It's a reading the label. Yeah. Just drink it. All right. Cheers. 5 cents. Returnable. Cheers.

Yeah. What can I say about this? It's good until I'm fucked. What a pretentious fucking asshole. You know what I'm saying? This guy doesn't realize that we're filming. Motherfucker, I work here. I bought the beer for this business that you're drinking.

You dickhead. Yeah. He's literally the buyer who's walking up there and a talk to the owner. And it was like, what the fuck asshole? We're trying to drink beer over here. And you can hear that it's a business that's open. Yeah, that's correct.

Yeah. What do you think was going to happen? This guy doesn't realize we're filming. I realize it. I just didn't give a shit. I got to talk to this guy. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah. What do you think was gonna happen? This guy doesn't realize we're filming. I realized that I just didn't give a shit. I gotta talk to this guy. Yeah. I also don't think it's a big production. Yeah.

I'm noticing it's not like a TV show. Yeah. Cauts. You don't even have everyone. You don't even have everyone. Clamp or things. Yeah. Although I will say, I don't know what this was shot with.

I don't think it's Opie's iPhone. The video is actually pretty sharp. I'm this, I could't know what this was shot with. I don't think it's Opie's iPhone. The video is actually pretty sharp on this. I could be wrong, what do I know? Okay, so now Matt is talking about how he's married to a woman from Thailand. I believe they call that Thai. His wife is a Thai woman and Opie explains that she is the coolest wife ever. And the reason for that is bonkers.

Matt could be married to the coolest woman in America because for her birthday, Matt dragged her time in. Yeah, it's all my wife. That was a bad idea, right? She had just given birth and she finds herself in the pit in Iron Maiden. Yeah. Yeah, she wasn't happy about it. And she's not an Iron Maiden fan. I mean, she enjoyed herself. She enjoyed the show, but it was a difficult excursion for her. Yeah, she's from Thailand, so I would assume she's not into Iron Maiden. No, you should assume that because she's a woman. Yeah, she's from Thailand, so I would assume she's not into iron made it. No, you should assume that because she's a woman That's why she's not into iron maiden doesn't sound like she's the coolest chick sounds like he's the worst husband She just gave her like all right, let's go to the boss paper there and made show now. Is it out yet?

Talking the horn of the driveway come on if I miss one fucking song in the driveway. Come on. If I miss one fucking song. So I didn't understand that story very well. It doesn't just take it to the show, but to the heart of these. Yeah, we got to go right to the front. Yeah, 50,000 people here. I don't keep pushing. We'll get we'll get there eventually. So wipe an after birth offer. Opie seems to do that thing where he just he pulls random things from old conversations and then puts people on the spot. Yeah, yeah, tell the story about how you're a wife to have an abortion because the due date

was about the same time as the ticket you bought for the Iron Man concert. Yeah, I love that story. Tell that one again. This might be the last episode of this episode, but we're now ready to summarize. All right, we've tasted two beers. I didn't leave any of them out. We got Opus take on both. Now let's get a summary of everything we just learned.

All right, so once again these were the beers we try to get parts today. It was the Hawaiian pizza from Rockaway. I like that one. I like that one. The dupe palm, which was the second beer we tried today, a Belgian beer. I will give it a, it was interesting. It was an effort. It was interesting. You know, there's an aftertaste that kind of tastes like a basement after a flood, but besides that,

it was a rock, you know, why don't you like it? What does that mean? I don't know. The aftertaste tastes like a basement after a flood. Yeah, I guess. A moldy aftertaste. So if that, okay, if you drank a bottle of moldy water, yes, you would spit it out and say,

this tastes like shit. Right, you'd be like, that's all right. It sits on right. I don't hate it. It's not bad. It's not bad. So I don't know that maybe It's not bad. It's not bad. So I don't know that maybe you'll be able to get better at this.

So far I'm not learning a lot about the beer that he's drinking. The IPN hops and I know that, but otherwise, not sure that he's uniquely qualified to do this. How long did it take them to do two beers? Because that didn't seem like a long segment. No, it's like it was like a 12 or 14 minute long video Geez, there wasn't a lot going on. I learned so little So anyone who follows who are these podcasts knows that we've had this crazy

Story arc happening with Patrick Michael recently because for years We've been reviewing his shows and talking about how bad he is a a podcasting, and how dummy is as a person, how little he has to add to the world around him. And then out of nowhere, he has this brilliant and hilarious analysis of Chad Zumox, roast of the Kevin Brennan, you know, his roast on Kevin Brennan's roast. And all of a sudden, I was like, whoa, what is going on with this guy? He's amazing. Well, not so fast.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't know, no, no. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I go for the girl. Because that's absurd.

So Doug, I don't know if you noticed this, but Patty, for some reason, started releasing new episodes of Do You Party? Someone's like, whoa, there's three episodes just dropped. Do you party a show that he hasn't done in a couple of years? So I want to check this out because as you know, Do You Parties a show where he asks people questions about how they party? Yes, I remember. You remember that. So I was excited about it. Well, it turns out.

Also, it's in the title. Well, yeah, I guess you might want to figure it out either way. So I was excited about this. Oh, good. Patty's working with other people again. He's doing a show. Turns out he's just re-releasing old episodes. And he re-released the first episode he ever did with Trey Peacock and this is him introducing Trey Peacock.

Yes guys we did it again. We got another do-you-party episode and this time we got a guy who's just fresh into the comedy scene. He's just doing it. You can see him on Kill Tony. He's been on there three different times. He is tray peacock and That name in itself makes me feel like he should run some sort of weird plant store on Sesame Street pretty good joke All right All right, so Paddy has a way of describing what tray peacock's gonna bring to the table in a way that none of us would come up with. And Trey is just 21.

So his party stories are still very, very young, but he does have them. He does have them and he will let you know that he's gonna have some more. All right, tell me about a future party you're gonna go to. What's the heck gonna feel like? I like that this guy's like, look at his party stories are pretty All right, tell me about a future party you're going to go to. What's that going to feel like? I like that this guy's like, look at his party stories are pretty young, but most importantly, he's not done party in just yet. And that will be more party.

Okay, that's cool. Now, the other thing that Patrick Michael does is he likes to start his show multiple times. So let's get ready to start the show everybody. Coming to you live, my name is Patrick, aka Patty C Cups, aka Patty Broken Skull, aka Patty, I like the burn. And today coming straight from extreme urination, purple passion, death like hangovers and poop mod, but now on the road to recovery, welcome again to do you party.

I wanted to play that because it's been a while since we heard him say petty sea cups. Yeah. It's my favorite, obviously, of his nicknames. Yeah, that one's stuck. He's got broken talk is one of his shows. Why isn't a sea cup talk? I feel like that would organically get people less of that, right? Hey, they just talk about sea cups.

All right, check that out. I'm a fan. All right, check that out. I'm a fan. All right, so Patrick Michaels talking to Trey Peacock. Trey Peacock at this time was trying to get into comedy and he was going to the comedy store every Monday when they film Kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliff. And so as he's talking about that, Patty has to brag and say, by the way,

I was also on that show. If you guys remember, during the pandemic, they were getting people to send in their minute long stand-up routines. And then they were video chatting with them about it afterwards as they couldn't do it live in in person. And this is Patty on on standup comedy. For anybody who has never done standup comedy, trying to do one minute is incredible.

That is a fun challenge honestly, because you feel like you can go up there and grab a mic and kind of just hang out and talk when there's no link. But if you got one minute, I'll tell you what, I did nine jokes in my one minute because I was pre-tapped, you know, I filled myself doing it So I was able to just be like, okay, no one's here. Hopefully they left are these one liners and Tony actually said he liked one of my jokes I was like, fuck you, I do it on I'm a comedian forever, you know He really is a quantity over quality guy Yeah, he's has been and I like when you just said right there

He goes a lot of the thing thing just get up and just wing it as a standup Nobody thinks that that sounds like a nightmare and he goes but what if it's a heavy having unlimited time You only had 60 seconds like well that actually sounds better. Yeah, most people be relieved Yeah, right like I just get the Phil 60 seconds cool. All right. I'll make fun of some guys shirt in the audience Well, that's fine. We'll be good. Are you fucking? Yeah, I just do that and figure it out. But I do love the fact that Patty is already in the comedy hall of fame.

He's declaring himself, he's a made man victory lap. Tony and Cliff, like not even his joke, he didn't laugh at the joke, he liked the premise behind it. He said that, I think he said something about like fat people dug closures. I think he said something about like fat people dug closures. I think he said, fat people should have to wear their sizes on the outside of the shirt or something like that.

Yeah, I don't like that. And bragging, one of your nine jokes landed. I know. I would, I would be kind of embarrassed. Yeah, he liked to want it, my jokes. Yeah. I would, I would be kind of embarrassed. Yeah, he liked to want it, my jokes. Rough. No, I wouldn't have brought up anything about the interaction. I've never even heard of the show.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Hey. All right, so the best part about the show is of course the questions. They always ask the same questions. They're very proud of themselves. We're always asking the same questions. And at this time, Patty had a co-host named Dick knows. And Dick knows is going to start off with our

first question, a simple one. Okay, man. So what we're going to do is we're going to let Dick knows go ahead and lead this first question, man. And it is a simple one. Yeah, man. Let me hit you with this basic pitch. All right. When was your first time and your last time partying like your most recent? Okay. That's an easy one. When was the first time and your last time partying? Would you be able to answer that question?

Producer Chris? I mean, last night for the latter, but well, yeah, what about the first time? I don't know. Do you know your partying when you're party? I don't know. Yeah, that's a question. Well, elderly gentleman walked up to me and said, do you want a party? I thought the answer was yes, but I was wrong. What defines a party? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. I think that they consider it just like drinking a beer, I guess. Okay, I don't know.

Then I was six. Okay, so the night before I was going to kill myself, I was sitting alone in my dining room, snorting Adderall off the table, consuming as much alcohol as possible. Yeah. Just snorting as much as I could get up my fucking nose. Yeah, fucking party dog.

Woo, yeah. If you want to send me a text message that night and said, what are you doing? I would have said party and it's a party over here. I'm staring at my tears forming a puddle on the table. Oh, shit. Yeah, I don't think that's what they made. I could be wrong. All right. So then, uh, Trey is talking about, I guess it's, this is around Halloween time.

And they're talking about these Halloween costumes. Trey was at this party. He called the Hollywood party. He's like, yeah, I got to go to my first Hollywood party. It's pretty amazing. I'm having some time hangs there. So he goes to this Halloween party, and he gets himself very distracted when talking about the costumes. Girls on Halloween, whoo, what a sight. Yeah. There was a lot of, a lot of flesh showing.

I would imagine. I'll tell you where. What is the worst thing? I don't know. Apparently, did he say I'll tell you what and then stop? Yeah. I think you, I think you started thinking like, whoa, there was some hot chicks there.

Yeah. Space tower. It looked a little something like this. Petty's like, uh, okay, we lost him. Well, what's the worst thing you ever did in the party, which is also a ridiculous question to ask? I think Kevin Dumbfuck would know the answer to that one. He should be on this show.

If you guys come and Dumbfuck, I do you party? That'd be amazing. The answer is yes. Yes. Too much. All right, one of my favorite things with Patty C. Cups is when he starts riffing. All right. And this is just a great example of him riffing away with one of our favorite questions.

Have you parted in a place without electricity? All right, man. I got another question for you. Have you party in a place without electricity? But it was an outside. It's like a old building, barn, something like that. That's right. Psychiatric facility. Yeah, homeless guys box. Haunted house. Just keep going. Gravesite. That's like chip chiperson level riffig right now, okay, name a place is don't have electricity. I'll go first the moon now you go No, you didn't play to that electricity Why would a psychiatric facility not have electricity? Yeah, I don't know what he wanted yeah, I'm not sure Harden house.

Hard and house is on a watch. Oh, I think they usually do. I don't know. What's not paying the bills? What's John Melendez house is on it? Then maybe there's no electricity. All right. Classic Patrick Michael.

Start to sentence has no idea how he's gonna end it or where he's gonna go with it. Catch it himself by surprise here. And Dick knows you'll appreciate this. I think there's five particular types of people that go to parties, right? I don't have exactly five, but I know for a fact that there's like the guy who does stupid shit. There's the guy who incites the guy doing stupid shit. There's the people that don't associate with other people besides people they know.

There's also the one or two people that go to start drama. And then you can kind of lump in guys that go to start fights into that same category. But that's four. I would say there's probably five. There's one other one out there. Because he's done it with five. It's got to be one other one. I have a thought of, yeah. Maybe there's some. This was back in the monster energy days. He seems a little jacked up. He's a little jacked up on this one.

He gets excited when he has two friends all playing together. It's a lot, he's overly stimulated. Yeah, obviously. So then he starts with this promise. There's five different people who go to parties and he figures out four of them. But then he thinks, wait a second.

What if it's not five different people, but five different stages? Maybe that's the actual timeline of party personalities within everybody. You might start as the one guy, but then you'll end as, you, I'm saying you will experience each portion Where you're like yeah, I passed out four times last three parties. I went to was dumb Numbers don't even make sense

Yeah Yeah, I think he thought he was having this crazy epiphany like whoa hold on a second What if we're all all those people they're like yeah, sure I'm having an epiphany I don't think he's ever been to a party Yeah, it's like 40-year-old virgin talk here He goes you ever pass out at three parties four times No Yeah, I haven't done that. That sounds difficult

To come more clips out here, and this is just another ridiculous question. What is your most intense, your a nation experience? What have you done for? To use the bathroom. Guys, I would suck as a guest on this show. I don't remember a lot of the partying that I've done first time.

That's one of the problems there. But if you ask me like an intense urination experience, I don't know. I stood in line for the bathroom at a bills game. I just like out. I don't know. It's intense. It's pretty intense.

It's intense. Doug, what's your most intense urination experience? And don't say try to kill yourself. I don't want to be the only story you ever tell. Unfortunately, I don't know that I have any urination stories at all, whether it's the most pleasurable or the most intense or the most boring, I think they're all just the same. I pissed. You could work in a pee pad joke.

Now I was just going to say, and you can hear all about it on a pee pad. All right. Subscribe. All right. So this next question is actually three questions. So you've been, you sounds like you've been just some crazy parties. But how many times have you asked out or have been like the reason the party gets fucked up like every, have been kicked out?

Or at the, hold on, this is an addition to that question. Or have cops ever shut down a party you've been up. I think you've already mentioned that. So we're part of you. It started this, how many times? Yeah, heavy passed out. If you passed out, then it turns into, or the cops been called because of you,

something you did at the party, it's like six. Yes. Yeah. Precisely six. Let's be answered to this bucket question wrong Most difficult show that beyond it. Yeah, Cardiff's games are easier. You know kidding like Is there multiple choice to this one? I don't think it out here just like who know who could possibly just with the first part of the question

Who could possibly know how many times they've passed out right this is the thing this whole thing Where's like when's the first time you party how many times is this happened to you? I mean that's like What do you think I'm ready to shit down in the journal? You got a spreadsheet at home. I'm fucking telling this stuff up in I don't know it happened again Yeah, let me just adjust the pivot table and find out. I don't fucking know.

Bezerweights has a pass. These are all questions developed by people that have never, ever drank a sip of alcohol with a friend went to a bar or anything. Yeah, because you'd have way more interesting questions about it if you did. There'd be a lot more questions about hooking up with fat checks.

That's not gonna be answered by like, how many fat checks Did you fuck like a boy? I know the answer that What I know Things like that Carl Come on, that's not cute. You shouldn't rip on her because she's fat. She rip on her because she's ugly, okay? She would be cute if she lost weight anyway That's not the point

speaking of needing to lose weight it's time to mark zoom mark alright this is a sign that came in from Joe Saco it's called hands up zoom mark this is what he writes he, I heard about this Wednesday Adam's trend where they made her dance to a set up version of Lady Gaga's Bloody Mary, and I just couldn't help myself. I'm not familiar with any of that. I don't know what Wednesday Adam says.

I don't know what Lady Gaga is. Bloody Mary's a game I've heard of. I think that's the best. I don't know what's going on, but let's see. Let's see what's happening here. Okay, settle down, settle down. I don't know what's going on, but let's see. Let's see what's happening here. Okay, okay, settle down, settle down. Okay, so how many credit cards?

Oh, shit, Jody B just reminded me. We talked about this beforehand. Doug, you have a Patrick Michael clip. God damn you. You gotta interrupt me with the stuff. Oh, I figured you just wanted to keep going. So anyway, so Jody B sent this in and it is Patrick Michael talking about you.

Yes, okay, I haven't heard this. I do really have some things to talk about today. This isn't just an episode where I'm in a bitch about a show named after a shoe, all right? Or a show that just somehow discovers some of the Ross talent they could ever find in the podcast game. We're not going to continue to talk about that, but thank you for being there. Okay, I do also just want to address somebody else left a comment saying something about

hopefully he noticed or some shit, hopefully Roy noticed that you know, I did a video about Chad Zumaq or whoever the fuck will impress him and in the end We can all agree he's been impressed since day one, right? It's true. He's been a fan since day one. Can you pause it real quick Doug and he's right yeah and I don't know if it's the way he wants it to have happened but I remember the moment when I first heard Patrick Michael on a podcast, and I can't say that for a lot of shows. I don't remember the first time I heard Howard Stern, but I remember very well the first time I heard Patrick Michael,

so yes, he's right about that. He had an impact on me. He knows it. It just took some time. He didn't know how to express it properly. Right? Yeah, I don't know how to express it properly. Yeah, I don't ever know what happens. No real emotional attachment that he's ever really had.

When he discovered me, or I sort of came across his path, right? He didn't realize there's gold here. Yeah, yes, you did. Who's made more money up Patrick Michael than me? What's he talking about? He didn't realize there was gold there Dude I started buying shit. I couldn't afford the second I heard your show I would like a loan for a million dollars, please what glitter will you have? Tune gob, listen to that shit.

Here's your million dollars, sir. Pay it back any time. Sorry, you got it. And not in the way that he was thinking, where he's like, ah, I can make fun of this guy. Yeah, I mean, you can. You're easy to make fun of too, man. Much like Chad Zumaak, his lip is sitting on his collarbone

folks. The guy has no chin. No, I mean, I don't even know if he's got a neck. It might just be head on collarbone. I don't know. You see what I'm saying? We can all do this. I mean, do you remember when I said that you brush your teeth multiple times a day, just so you could feel something

hit the back of your throat? That was me. Oh, I don't. I see. I do remember jokes that I enjoy. You know, I'll recite them. I could name 15 Mitch Hedberg jokes right now if that's not my hat, because I, jokes that I enjoy, I remember those. I don't remember that.

Yeah. Good about them though. He goes on to tell you how he developed that, so. Oh good, I'm glad he's still remembering that. Let's hear the process. I said that. I didn't write that. I didn't sit down and fucking write a script about a guy I've seen two times and never even heard write that. I didn't sit down and fucking write a script

about a guy I've seen two times and never even heard his voice. I didn't waste my time on any of that. Hold on, can you pause it real quick, Doug? I know it didn't make sense. I get that. What's so funny about this is I literally go on and compliment the guy.

And someone says, hey, just so you know, like, Carl has nice things to say about, the show you did about Zumaq. And Patrick's response is fuck that guy. He's in a hassle. Like, why is that your response? I guess that's the only way he does. Okay.

He had an opportunity, right? So he did the Zumaq video and it was funny. I thought it was funny. Yeah, I was good. Iq video and it was funny. I thought it was funny. Yeah, I was like, I even left a comment telling him that I thought it was funny and he shit all over my comment, which was funny. That's right. That's the exact same.

But he should still be smart enough to say, okay, now how can I capitalize on this again? Right. How can I, you know what, maybe it's time I reach out to Carl and I wanna review a different show that has nothing to do with me and just see if I can maybe draw some people over.

Instead, no, he just puts out this little bitty episode to continue shit talking to you and how I'm gonna make you. See Doug, that's the way you think. That's why you're successful in life. That's the way you think. That's not the way he thinks. And all. He sees an opportunity and he goes, I didn't get the fuck away from this.

Yeah. This is too opportunity. It's too scary. Yeah. Yeah. It makes me nervous. All right, keep it going. But I know he's impressed and he always has been

and he's in love and he can't stop himself. All that he realized was, was just freestyling, baby I was just freestyling once he heard he heard the lead pencil click onto that fucking, you know that yellow pad. Oh boy It's a different version right same version, but more precise more of a Posit yeah, you fucked up so bad by paying him a compliment Talk about retarded Holy shit, this guy does not take a compliment while does he?

He's painting up some of the back for shit that I didn't even couple about him for her Is he now talking about the zoom-mock video? Is he still talking about that joke with the toothbrush? He's talking about the zoom-up video. Okay, so that's the one where he's proud of himself or not writing a script, apparently. No, I think my takeaway from this is that now you can see what he does when he tries. Oh, I can't.

When he takes the time to write it, now you can see how good he is. I'm sorry. As usual, I wasn't following his logic. He thought he was bragging about owning a pencil and some paper. He's like, he's like,

okay, I get it now. All right, back to the audio. Sniper, right? Trying to take out the target. Trying to take out the target. Not simply just... cover fire. Right?

More like a sniper. That's what happens when I actually sit down and write the thoughts down, folks. Because I'll revisit them. I'll come back to them. I'll change words. I think I pretty goddamn well. So, he's praying about revisions.

That's his big fucking brag. I will edit, I will revise. She's a scratch. That's insane. No one's ever bred about how long it takes them to do something. You know what I mean? You never hear a songwriter just like, how do you think you're the right thing to amazing song?

Oh, years. I could not fucking figure it out. It's always the opposite. You're always like, oh yeah, I you're right that amazing song? Oh, years. I could not fucking figure it out. It's always the opposite. You're like, oh, yeah, I think we do seconds. Right. Well, Opie Bragg's about how long it takes him to edit. That's true. That's a good point.

I'm very happy with that skill set. I mean, you guys have heard my raps, right? You've heard me. Sticks in the grass was a fucking banger for a reason, and that was a freestyle. Come on, Jack. Come on, come on. Come on, he did not just fucking banger for a reason and that was a freestyle He did not just fucking take credit for snakes of the grass just now, did he am I hearing this right I

Can play that if you think Shamos and he's telling you everything he does Hey, why the fizz this out here for us That was me just spitting off the dome, yo Keep up, just fit off the dome. What you're supposed to think I can't that was freestyle Yeah, and you think I can't put it to I Can't put it to the paper. He can't even fucking finish the sentence. No, I don't think you can put it to paper So you think stop drinking so much Fucking losing it

But anyways the stuff I do want to talk about is uh... That's it. That's cool. [♪ off think it is. Yeah, no, I finally put a little effort in. It was pretty good. Okay. Why did I think that log? And why do you sound like the old petty? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. I know.

I think we were right back to not being able to finish his thoughts or understand what the plug he's talking about. And to clarify, I think the the truer statement would be now that he's tried, it's not as bad as what he normally does. Right. You're just different than good. It's quite different, yes. Also, and I didn't want to say this

because it kind of makes me look silly, but mocking Chad Zubak is not difficult. Yeah. I mean, as much as I wanted to get fatty crudity, you have some good points and stuff like that. I think pretty much anyone could do it. Yeah, we were going apeship because you weren't sucking quite so bad. You were right. I mean, I think pretty much anyone could do it. Yeah, we were going apeship because you weren't sucking quits so bad.

You're right. I mean, it was more than I could handle at the time. That is true. All right. Get confident, stupid. All right, back to Joe Saco and Hands Up Zumak. Okay, okay, settle down, settle down. Okay, so how many credit cards?

Ooh, wow, that's a bunch of credit cards. And where were you? Got it. And a car accident. Really intoxicated? Oh, good. Separate incidents. Okay, look, here's what I got so far.

You got done. With Shao Ring at the gym, bathroom, and sea. Chad's gone. You'll see your wallets missing too. When cops get pulled to file a report, you'll find that we're already here. Okay, bullhorn. I love clap for you, even though you beg the audience Do I won't climb for you? Please climb.

You're your target and you're just not my name. Boo! That was him, not me, any the homer at the end. All right, and then Mr. Magenta was inspired this week. Nice. The what is happening here, running out of money and out of beer. They're gonna turn off my lights. I need to find a way to get money tonight. Ooh, what a feeling. When it's credit, cause you're stealing. Ooh, what a feeling when it's credit cards you're stealing

What a feeling when ten people watch a street The rooms calm and only seven people came to see me They started who went down the hall And looks like everybody is bustin' my boss. Ooh, what a feeling when it's credit kinds of stealing Ooh, what a feeling when 10 people watch your stream and... Very well done, Mr. Magenta.

Chad's dancing on the ceiling from Mr. Magenta. Come and help. Come and help you. I'm not gonna do a lot on Chad today but I do have to address one thing. The problem with Chad and his approach to this war that he's declared on us. Don't give him away with Chad Zimak.

You know what we're talking about? Very, very much so. I'm ready for this conversation. Oh, good. So the biggest problem with Chad is that he has no knowledge of what he's talking about. And so it kind of ruins his whole point every fucking time when he's trying like make a point

and it's just like, well, you're just wrong about this. So one of the things that he likes to say is that the only reason why this show is popular is because of Anthony Cumia. And so I wanna thank Leonard Small, 79 in our subreddit, who just asked a question the other day, like, how did you find the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which I thought was cool. It was fun to read through all the different ways people have found the show, but it also makes it so that Chad loses all credibility because there was zero Anthony Kumya in that. I mean, it'd be people that said that O&A stopped riding and things like that, but mostly it was like the dick show,

Drew and Mike, Cinemasica, wasn't there a lot, I was just hilarious. The official podcast, Comtown, No Agenda, Will Nunean Howard Stern, and him Crowley Kirkmanahan. There's a lot of different ways people have followed our show. And it's not necessarily because Anthony enjoyed it, but I mean, he definitely helped.

Don't get me wrong. So now what Chad wants to do is goof on my band, the Isotops. There was a video that somebody sent to him. And it was this comedy thing that we did, we were pretending that we had a sitcom. Yeah. A long time ago, we had a sitcom that was really popular and he didn't watch the whole thing,

but it starts off with us explaining that we did a musical episode. And in order to do a musical episode, we had to do auditions to figure out who's gonna sing and all this kind of shit. It was, look, it's not the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life. Don't get me wrong.

I'm not gonna say that it was. So this is Chad watching that and ripping out it. This is supposed to be the hilarity afterwards. Right, right, right. That was funny. Oh, this part. Apparently it was their band and it was like, I guess they made a fake sitcom about their band,

assuming they just assumed everyone knew about this band and they all have characters name, I think his name's like handsome Johnny or something. But nobody knows who the fuck these people are. Not even people in Rochester. See, this is where Chad loses me. We've been in band for over 20 years of this town. A lot of people know who we are.

And why would Chad assume that he knows anything? Well, all right. So what the fuck? What the fuck? What is that? Like, is that supposed to be like a sick burn? Well, all right. So what the fuck? What is that? Like, is that supposed to be like a sick burn? Like, no one even knows if the lights are still starting to Rochester. Okay.

Here's the problem with all of this car. Yeah. I've spent a lot of time trying to prepare my thoughts in a way on this subject. I don't care about the horse fuckers. I don't care about O.B. But for some reason, I, and now that John's gone, I'm kind of invested in this whole zoom-off thing. And I didn't want to come on here and zoom-off your show by defending the guy.

Right. But he's fucking growing on me. Okay. And I don't know why. Yeah, please explain this because he's not funny. I know. I know. That's not the point.

Okay. But there's, I appreciate the fact that he's trying to fight back against all these people that are piling on. Like you and him have a true reason to be going at it because of what he did to you with your show. And then coming back and trying to join the John thing. Right?

So that makes sense. But then you have all these other people who are modeling their shows after your show. So whenever you target somebody, then they follow suit. Okay. So he's trying to defend against all of that, which I appreciate. I don't appreciate the way he's doing it because he's losing and he's doing it incorrectly. Like you calling him unhinged, probably the most accurate description. Right. But, nonetheless, I still want him to come out on top, not necessarily against you, but against all the other people that he's trying to go up against at the same time.

Okay, so you're rooting for Chad in this one. I am. You like an underdog, I like that. I also want him to do more carl impressions, because those make me like the guy on the president. Here's the problem with Chad's approach to this. I think you might agree with me here, Doug, even though you're rooting for him. Chad is not a funny person when he's angry and he's angry a lot.

And he repeats himself over and over again. Like he doesn't have very much to give. He says the same shit about Chrissy and me and everyone over and over again and you're like, all right, well, we heard that. What else you got? What else is going on over there, Chad? So that big Brady years. There's more than that, right? So I am more invested in your world now than I have been in our entire six years or however long it's been that we've known each other. Okay. I watched eagerly when they started those underground videos of your, uh,

double con came out because I was rooting for you. You know that. Sure. So then when Zumaq did his review of double con, he started talking shit like saying that your jokes are all inside jokes that nobody knows. Do you have a room full of people that flew across the fucking country to watch you because they know your shit?

Yeah. So it was like a table. It was fucking stupid. Yeah, I know, wasn't a good take. That's the funniest thing about Chad. You know, obviously he was saying that it wasn't gonna succeed. No one was gonna go there.

And then it did succeed. People did go there. And what Chad doesn't understand is that when we do a show like that, I thought the people who were from Seattle and LA and Vegas and Florida and Minnesota and Wisconsin and Canada, I was like, oh, people come in from like you said, all across the country to come to the show. And then Chad's thing is like, no one even knows what Carl's talking about. No, they probably have listened to a couple of episodes. They probably had a few things. They were practically speaking in unison with you. Yeah, I know. I'll give them more.

But Chad wouldn't understand that. He never had that in his life. So he wouldn't, he wouldn't. Well, it's because he's blinded by anger. Instead of just rolling with it and trying to find the funny, yeah, he's just, he's trying to be what's a mud shark or whatever the fuck he's calling himself. Like what I would say is Chad, run everything through me

and I'll point you in the right direction. I'll give you some pointers on how to deal with this shit. Yes. And then maybe you can do something with that. Even in this episode, because it's been pointed out many times, I'm not a hard person to make fun of. Even in this episode, he starts talking about my teeth and his joke is his teeth, man. Jesus, his teeth.

All right. That's all you got. That's cool. All right, so they're continuing to watch this video. Again, Chad just doesn't even understand what's going on here. Our band is called the isotopes. Oh, it's handsome. Be wonderful.

They all got names like they're, I don't know what they think they're doing. It's called the isotopes. Oh, it's handsome, be wonderful. They all got names like, I don't know what they think they're doing. I do like the JTA rooms though. Isatopes.com. Hey, Jim, I'm gonna go to Isatopes.com because I gotta find out. No, boy. This is passion, dude. He's so stupid.

So we're in the back of the A to Toops. I'm handsome. He wonderful. We got Lance Upper Cut, Max Power. They're all Simpson's references. You fucking morons. I don't know what they're up to you over here. They're all Simpson's.

Whatever. You don't have to know that. You're a comedy guy. So you should. But that's fine. And then Tyler, he was like, I like Vajay J Abrams. Yeah, our go-go ads are hot. but that's fine. And then Tyler, he was like, I like, but JJ Abrams, yeah, our go-go ads is are hot. So, so there's that.

I don't remember which subreddit was or where I was saying. I think it maybe was Twitter. Somebody dug up this video of you lip-syncing, right? That's, and it's a beautiful example of somebody or a group of guys in this case, not taking themselves too seriously. Like when I saw it, that's what I saw.

Like this is funny. It's not funny in the way, like, you know what I mean. No, I got it. I'm 100% with you on this one. Right. When I saw that he was gonna make fun of this, I'm like, well, I was just not taking it seriously. This is a goof.

Like, okay, what's your angle gonna be? So so far, he doesn't get it. Yeah. What was he thinking? I'm gonna go to isotopes.com. Oh, that's the other thing too so so far he doesn't get it? What's he gonna go to isotopes dot com? Oh, that's the other thing too. He goes I'm gonna go to isotopes that comments the isotopes that comments written very clearly So he doesn't even understand that so now he's having a hard time Do they just record that or are they doing that live for a crowd? I don't know see that's funny Yeah, again these guys think that we actually do musical theater like that's the joke.

Can you fuck it? Are they doing this in front of an audience? We don't say. He sounds a little jealous. Do they just record that? Or are they doing that live for a crowd? I don't know. Probably just recording it, right? I hope. Yeah, even still. But who's it for? Who's the audience? Who's been saying to us and the 79 people, oh, 76 people watching. That's it, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's was, so it is a hard time finding our website, which by the way, not hard to find our website.

Like I said, we've been a band for over 20 years. If you Google IcedHelps Rochester, we will be the first result every fucking time. Well, I can't find their website. I think they may have taken down after that video. That's not good. That's not a good sign. That's the other thing too, because this is a Tony Michaels pulled this one too. This is where Chad is in the same class as Tony Michaels.

Oh, they probably took it down because they're so embarrassed I don't take anything down Chad. You delete tweets all the time you delete entire podcasts You delete all your livestreams because you're embarrassed and again you're projecting you're embarrassed me on me I'm not embarrassed if you go to the ice and tub YouTube channel you can find this video. It's there It's probably on our website too. You can probably find this video go watch it Find this video. It's there. It's probably on our website too. You can probably find this video go watch it But yeah, that thing's going fucking viral for all oh here we go. I found it. Hey, it took some work I'd do some digging Man really difficult to find also we start up by saying it only has 200 views and he goes it's going viral

Like well, that's not the definition of viral Okay, I wish viral. Well, that's not the definition of viral. Okay. I wish. Let's check out their gigs because this is his band. Oh, okay. So now, chance like, oh, I got their website. I'm going to get the turn out. He's got a cornered. Yeah. How are we going to get out of this one? So we're just going to go check out our gig. Our gigs coming out. But yeah, this is their band. You can listen to their songs. It's just instrumental. It's surf rock In Rochester right then how can you sing along good one Tyler? Oh, it's a good egg of a take. Yeah, I don't know You could not along

Chad what along with that one. Yeah, oh good premise. Let's think about that whistle hum You guys never heard of instrumental music before. Okay. Well, again, Oh, April 15th, they got a gig. Yes, we do. We're at Johnny's Irish pub in Rochester. They're on a world tour, everybody. Nope, we just play locally.

We're a local bit. They're on a, they're torn around Rochester. What else do we got? Uh-oh, Saturday, May 20th. Is this in the past or coming up? Coming around Rochester. What else do we got? Uh-oh, Saturday, May 20th. Is this in the past or coming up? Coming up. Rochester. Oh, it's in Rochester.

And another bar and lounge. Correct. They really space out these gigs. And then they are already booked until July in Rochester, of course. Sir, that's it. The airport. It just goes to show what I've been saying the whole time. There is nothing going on in Rochester.

If you live in Rochester, move the fuck out or take your life, I guess. All right. So I want to know how do local bands work in Tampa? Yeah. Does he understand how local bands are like, they just play the shows locally. Like the guys don't want to go on tour

They have other things going out of their lives. They're not looking for that. I'm not sure what he's going for it Because he's like comparing his career to our surf fans. Well, he shouldn't do that. Yeah, all he plays is Florida Yeah, he did that. He tried to do two gigs in Cleveland They got reduced to one because he didn't have any interest in it for his birthday show Oh, and then all he does is Florida and he's making fun of us, because we play Rochester. Well, we're a Rochester band. That's how local bands work. How do you not know that?

I think you're missing the bigger picture. The problem is he wanted to attack you in and won. He knows nothing about your band, nothing, right? He doesn't know if you started it last month or 20 years ago Right, so he's he's recording himself finding this information out on the fly Yeah, and he assumed upcoming events was gonna be empty and that's what he was focused in on yeah, okay You're booked so you oh you got a date. Oh look you got a date two weeks later Yeah, you're booked all the way through the summer.

Real fucking good guy. Yeah. This is like when he's ripping out of the carol city. He's like, well, they have two shows on Thursday. Three on Saturday. Well, it sounds like they got a lot going on. Yeah. I love two that he goes, oh, what are they just playing?

Like venues and like bars and stuff. Well, we're not playing the sports arena. That's true. We got me there. Ouch. Yeah, we're not playing the sports arena, that's true, we got me there. Yeah. Ouch. Yeah, we're not playing football stadiums if that was what your point was.

But Doug, I was thinking the exact same thing. He's like, oh, they just gave me their band URL. They're gonna be sorry about this. I'm gonna look it up and we're gonna look at it. He's like, oh, they just played a Christmas show and they got a few gigs coming up here and, huh. Oh, look at this. I thought it was gonna be an awesome.

To some of their live shows and it looks like they have a pretty decent turnout and people are having fun. Let's move on. Yeah. He goes, look at their website. You can listen to their music if you want. Like, yeah, we're a bad. They can listen to our music if you want.

I would say thanks for the plug if anyone watched you. All right. So anyway, I just had to address that because he put out a podcast called the ice atop suck. You have a problem being jelly. Yeah, I think Chad's a little jelly. He's been the last few things that he's done. He's ripping on my standup. My first time ever doing standup, as hosting a show, he's making fun of the isotops, he's getting a little jelly over there. So, you know I'm a very transparent person. I wanna say, and there's no stick, there's no joke. I wanna say I was very impressed

with your first attempt at standup. You look like a fucking natural. Thank you, buddy. I do appreciate that. It was the thing I was most stressed out about that weekend and we had a lot going on, but thank you, buddy. I do appreciate that. It was the thing I was most stressed out about that weekend. And we had a lot going on. But thank you, Doug.

You are not a guy who kisses ass, that's for sure. I couldn't stand to sit through you and truly singing. That I shut that off. Oh, yeah. That was the damn yours, everybody. But no, you know what, you know what Chad's gonna say when he hears this? Well, Doug from whose right has to kiss his ass. He always has this whole idea because Brian

Mike says something nice about us. Yes, yours is what's between me and Kumiya. Of course, I have to kiss your ass. I know that's why I'm like, well, you know, he said, Brian Mike had to kiss my ass. And I'm like, what's the hierarchy here? So I suck on Kumiya's balls. Yeah. Brian Mike kisses my ass. I don't know where Doug fits into this equation, but I ain't no one. I'm sucking on some blind guys asshole just to get through you to get to Kenya.

It's a little complicated, but I kind of dig it. All right, we had Casey Armstrong on the show, the most recent episode, very fun interview with him. And he brought up something that I wasn't familiar with, the fact that John alluded to his ex-wife, Susanna, sleeping with Howard or them having some type of wife swap scenario. And I was like, what the fuck is that all about? So obnoxious John has a video on this. It's short.

I'm going to play it real quick. And then we can kind of figure out what the fuck John is alluding to here. If, uh, if that's what he means by that, because that's how Casey took it. Casey, Casey, we know you are not funny. Okay. You're obnoxious. Just got finished writing for today. My new book. I was doing my chapter on Howie's Single Life. You know, talking about when, about Howie first found out about Howard's divorce and then the girls there. It involves Susanna, Beth and Maya, Scott Ainsik, his wife, and you know, how it was all set to talk about it. And I was like, nah, because it's out of protection for my wife. At this point, I don't think she'd give a shit. It's so long to go. And we were young then.

How do you interpret that? What do you think he's trying to say there? There was a threesome that he wasn't involved with or? Yeah, it sounded like Howard fucked. Yeah, I think he's his wife and John's wife. Is what it sounds like. Yeah, what's the story? I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure what he's getting at.

He's always quick to boast and he wasn't boasting about anything there. So, maybe he's just, she could bring it up. Because the way that I understood it from, and maybe not, it wasn't Casey's fault, maybe other people talking about it afterwards, because I saw a lot of chat or online afterwards. I understood it was like a wife swap scenario

is what he was talking about, but that didn't seem like that to me. This sound like wife collecting. Yeah, it's not like fucking out of your friends' so like wife collecting Yeah, it's not like fucking your friends wives It's what that's not like to me. Yeah, yeah, something more like a cuck thing. You stinky cuck Tony Michaels here. I can't do Tony Buckeyes back and do Aussie guy doing Tony Michael. Tony Michaels. Yeah, cuck You probably like that story. Yeah, cuck. You probably like that, Starrer, yeah. Cuck, fool!

That was a good one. All right. Um, shit, we gotta catch a fucking dabbleer. Do you know what I mean? You used to like this. Do you guys understand what I'm saying right now? Card! Oh, hello.

Hey. Can't fucking pay attention to the show. You gotta be stronger that goddamn guitar. Why would I watch this show? Yeah, I see. Oh, hi, Doug. Nice to meet you. How are you doing, Cardiff?

Good to meet you as well. Nice, how are you? So wait, Cardiff buys advertising on who's right, but you guys haven't met each other yet. You got all anti in the deals with him. We go through a third party as as as per Doug Smart smart move Doug. I'm not giving him any of my contact information You guys not a play this game. I don't have to explain it to anyone

Let's get right into it. It's time to play everyone's favorite official unofficial game show of WATP to catch an officer To catch an officer Hey hold on what do you say? Oh, are you set this to me? Are you with Kahoot's with Bdabler? You set this to me didn't you? No It's more flying. Let's go

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I-I mean, serious has to know that. There's no way these guys are getting the kind of numbers to opian Anthony were. No way. Letter 3. They're doing better than me. That goes without saying, but no one is talking about Jim and Sam. Jesus, I mean, I mean nobody. I still have my tentacles and things from afar, but no one's talking about those guys and I'm sorry they know it too. They're just riding it out Number D if opian Anthony were still around Sam would still be getting our lunches and Jim would still be making transvestite jokes These two are no talents and serious knows that all right

I gotta go get another cup of coffee. Instagram and YouTube, stay right there. YouTube, you can pitch in a little bit. To catch an omester. I will go first as I always do. I believe it is number three. They're doing better than me, but nobody's talking about them. Nobody. What do you think, Doug? Nope, it's B. B. Oh, similar. I don't think anyone's listening to their show.

Cardiff, can you play this one? I'm confused as to what's going on right now. Well, first of all, I want to make a statement that I don't appreciate what you and B-Dabler are conspiring to do with my brand. Okay, I built this brand from nothing and you guys are tearing it down, but under protest, I will choose letter three. Okay, what do you think, producer Chris?

Two was convincing, but a little two convincing, and then three came along, and I'm like, that sounds more like him, but with less of an OP impression. So three, it is. Alright. Option blue. Number B. Letter three. Number D.

James Sam show just started. I think they are still going strong and serious. Okay. Look, they're doing better than me. Oh, that goes without saying I mean nobody So dogs are only loser today I think I lost this game too

to Fork Cardiff Saddest Pity My tentacles and things from a more from a far and no one's talking about those guys. I'm sorry and they know it too They're just riding it out Join us next week when we'll find out if your brother man enough to catch an oaster Check out Bdabler's YouTube and Twitter at Bdabler your brother man enough to catch an oaster. Check out B-Dabler's YouTube and Twitter at B-Dabler. Yeah, this is shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna get Hannah on here real quick.

I don't believe you. I don't believe it. Hannah, I'm sorry to get you on sooner. Who would you have picked on that one? Which number would you have picked? I would have gone with blue, so. See, she's honest, I like that. Yeah.

All right, guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. Zoeier than thou, Alright guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. Zooie here then now Toggle and Fausty and Love Cat. So we... Wow.

CharlieLake's music Opie finally launched his beer show and I'm so excited to help there's a thousand episodes. Do you party? Was re-release with Trey Peacock? We missed Trey. He's great. Re-release. Re-released with Trey Peacock? We missed Trey. He's great. Re-released.

Re-released. The box set. Chad Zumak. Doesn't like the isotopes. We're not on a world tour. Stuttering John's wife fucked Howard Ann Adam Sandler, I guess. Maybe who knows. Chris, myself, and the potato were all able to catch a

opster. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone to hear a part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. The team. The team. All right, so I tried to pull a clip for the show that we'll be doing on the midweek show. Kaya is back from the official podcast. Oh, yeah. So I'm very excited about back-to-back Doug and Kaya episodes.

This is exciting. And he's second-year-old, I'm sorry. Oh, sorry. We're getting ramped up. Kaya and I are starting a show together. Are you? So, yeah. I don't have the details I can give right now,

but I'm super excited. It's gonna play off both of our strengths. Interesting. Would you like a fun fact, Carl Hamburger? Jesus. Please. Kayah recently got married. Did he really?

Yes, and guess who married them? I don't know. It was me. Oh, okay. You were the first bat. We rehearsed that eight times. You. So,

it's Kayah's story to tell, but if you remember, I got ordained a while back, remember? Yeah, I talked about it. Yeah. So I went out to California and performed the ceremony. Really? It's not a mistake. I mean, yeah, it's just kind of got married in the States. I'm not saying anything else. Just move on. It wasn't intended to be brought up. Thank you, Cardiff. Any time. So also, how's that penis itch?

It's going away. Thanks for the green. Well, I was going to say before I was so rudely interrupted is I wanted to pull a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing. He sent me over one that's all about like suicide. He's like, I don't know if this is gonna be funny or not. That's not.

So that wasn't good. And then he sent me another one that's like the Toronto Police Department has their own podcast. So he's like, he's like, what taxpayer dollars paying for his podcast. Let's check this out. So I listen to it.

It's just like cold case true crime show, pretty much, like missing persons and showing out. So you'll review it on the creep up. Yeah, I'm thinking that's probably more for creep up. So I don't know what we're gonna do, but we'll do something fun. If he's a newlyweds, maybe I can find a newlywed podcast to do, that might be fun.

Maybe he's a changed man. Maybe. Oh boy, Hannah's got her dog. One of them. One of the dogs. All right. Do me a favor. Yeah.

That show that I originally suggested instead of the animal fucker show. Yes. Do that one. Make, make, make a title. Try any of that one. Can I tell you, you, you recommended that one a month or two ago. Yeah. And I was like, I was intrigued.

So I checked it out and I was like, I was intrigued, so I checked it out, and I was like, I don't know what Doug's talking about, how you pull a clip from this fucking thing. And I was so happy to see you say, yeah, we can't do that one. Fuck it. I was like, okay, I'm not alone on this one. It was not what we thought it was gonna be. Not as fun as we thought it was gonna be.

So, Doug, I wanna thank you so much for coming on the show. People should check out who's right. Is it who's right podcast.com? Yeah. That's where you can find their website. And check them out on YouTube. They're doing this. Yeah, thanks for having me.

Sorry about the technical difficulties early. Yeah, you're fine, buddy. You are fine. Thanks for hanging out with us for so long. Thank you for your time. I always appreciate it. And look forward to seeing what you and Ky are up to soon. Yeah, me too for so long. Thank you for your time. I always appreciate it. And look forward to seeing what you and Kaya are up to soon. Yeah, me too.

All right. Thank you guys. Cool. All right. Thanks, buddy. What? My dog. Bye, Cardiff.

Bye, you know. Later. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. We're these podcasts. Sleep well, every ponies. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. Get out and show's full right now.

Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I know you know who this is. It looks like it looks. From Facebook, Rajveer Sohota writes, For those of you who don't think Chad's funny enough as a low cow to be a regular segment, yesterday's episode will prove you wrong.

He's gone absolutely batshit insane. Leo Lombard. At the beginning, I think Carl used him a bit too much, but like all the lull cows, he eventually dialed in the right amount. Also helps the Chad has become much more unhinged. Rick Lankor, maybe this will spur John back into the spotlight.

Negative attention is still attention. Nigel Udaman, I always look forward to the Chad segments. He isn't as funny as Stutthew, but definitely funnier than Opie. I was dying of laughter here in Patti Rose Chad, and from YouTube, Mikey Posts. I'm totally paranoid now. I think this is a sign of the apocalypse. Patti's Seacups is crushing it. We are all doomed. General GK shares. This is the first time Patti has made me laugh on ironically. Steel Sentry. I'm convinced Chad has a superpower. There's no way a normal human could be more pathetic than both Stuttjo and Patti Seacups.

Kudos to Patti. I laughed my ass off. Rebell the Uncanny One. Chad looks just like if Charlie Brown grew up and became a Patti criminal. Huh. Be Krunk confesses. Maybe I'm high, but did you just quit smoking dirt weed? Cracked me the fuck up.

Daniel Hudson, when Patty Seacops is successfully dunking on you, perhaps it's time to call it a rap. Constantin, Brian Johnson. Hell yeah, those hacks bring us all together. Getin' real cozy up in here. Killer without spam opines. Stuttio cried foul and ran off. Patrick kept at it for years and got good.

Well deserved. Captain, wow. Patty C. Redemption arc was not on my 2023 bingo card. And regarding Casey Armstrong's appearance, J. Horvath comments, Casey is an honorable guy with funny, true stories, and a terrible microphone. Mark Burton, Howard was great when Casey was there.

He always took it in stride when they goofed on him, and nobody got it worse. Mr. Mofongo, John was lucky KC didn't beat the crap out of him. K-Bear Mack, it's so funny John blocked Popock. It's just rinse and repeat with all his relationships. Donnie H, Popock knew he could get John out of his life forever by sending him a bill. Scottie Fey, John Melendez, the world's most famous secretary,

and Calabrio 76 plays us out with, call screening or inside training. I'm Maddie Buskiss. Just wanted to round you to the WATP family real quick. Hit me up anytime. I'm just a dapper. Looking for a partner. Some one who knows how to read. With great big fans on girls. Speaking of which, which hand I tease and we have new photos coming out for our page and supercass subscribers and boy our people excited the internet on fire right now that anticipation. Yes. I know this for a fact because I'm the one who said it.

So that's coming up soon and is this the first time we've talked since dabblecon? I think so yeah. All right. Well, so you guys came on Friday for the comedy show you and Mr. Hannah. Yes. And we hung out. That was fun. And then you went to Boston the next day. What was the best part of the weekend? What was the best part of the weekend? Double con yes, she did it correct This is why you are far superior to Vic she'd never went inside that Now what was the best part of double con? Oh

I can't evaluate that fairly because I was only there one day, but um... Was it a carrot, a corn of cod, a potato? I think it was a potato. Okay, interesting, interesting. Now, which potato? Alright. Do we have any new reviews over there, Hannah? Yeah, I'll do a couple. Great.

Okay, so this is from Griff Griff 8610, not even close. This is no gold now. Okay. Is that a five-star review? Yeah. Okay. It's definitely not gold. The gold now. Okay, let's see. This one is called Self-Series Tidium by Joe the Review Guy. Oh, can I read this one? Yes. Oh, I can't. A podcast for boomers who don't listen to podcasts. Don't start.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. This one's called Romp Arum by Aditya 37489. W-A-T-P in Friends, W-A-T-S, Creep Off, Mud Shark, all of them are such a pleasure to watch.

It's like a silly little romp through a world of screaming debauchery and purility. These podcasts will make you laugh, cry, cringe, go deaf and become sterile all at the same time. I hate to love them and love to hate them, cheers. Wow. All right. I think that sounds like a five star review, Hannah.

It is. Yes. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do How's your show doing? How many reviews you guys got over there? Oh, it's outstanding. Mondays at 8 p.m. on YouTube. Subreddit surfing. Subreddit surfing. With the great Vinnie Paulino, yes. Cardiff and Vinnie Paulino. Cardiff, that potato mask that you are wearing.

You didn't. Which one? I've gone through a couple. Have you got to do a couple? Whenever one you sent in for the last game that we played, it was, it wasn't as cute and deere as your virtual. No, no, it's not. It's a lot scarier looking. Hey, I took a shot. I didn't work. I went back to what works. Yes. Very good. Very good. I have a fun video for you. I'll probably put it up either tonight or tomorrow that Doug from the Jingle's apartment made when the isotopes were in studio the last two days. Oh, preparing for our win to see.

I can't wait to hear. You're preparing for our huge album release, The Rust Belt. All right, let's hit some voice mails and get out of here shall we? Starting with, oh boy. We used to hear voice mails about get out of here shall we? Starting with, oh boy, we used to hear voice mails about Vic all the time. Now not so much. Hey Carly Poo, my little faggot, you do realize that Vic has been killed by her husband, don't you? Is there's no way that she got away with posting the tits. We know that he didn't want it.

You know, she somehow convinced him to a rage and she's become rotting back bacon in their cellar. Somebody definitely should check into this. Thanks, buddy. Guys, you hear that? Vickers time. That's a story I got get behind right there. That would be back beef, by the way. Right? Right? It looked like a cow. I got it. Hey Carl, a couple of weeks ago I'm going to show you and Vinnie were hypothesizing about the exact date of when Southern John turned on Howard. And I can give you an exact date. It's actually October 9th, 2009.

Okay. That's the date of Howard Pele, the audio of Southern John on the Adam Corolla show. Southern John did an interview with Adam Corolla. I don't know you're an Adam Corolla fan and I'm a big Adam Corolla fan as well as a big long time Howard fan. And it's also how it became done with Adam Corolla because Stuttering John went on their in-bash child for not paying people, not getting a fair shake, and Howard played the audio on his show on 109-09 and you can get the audio on his show on 10909 and you can get the audio

on YouTube and I've been a daveler for a long time. I've never seen it posted and daveler's anonymous. Shoe has never talked about it and you've never talked about it. I've never heard anyone actually play the audio. So this might be a good show prep for you but and as a long time Howard's surname you will notice when you listen to this audio that how it is would shittonaly pete he says that he did it the suns on the dead to him that he's got to talk to beth and that's can't talk to sizana i'll get you to search on youtube for stuttering john on adam corolla

and you'll get the audio of uh... started talking about it so yeah uh... thank you for you by okay of stirring talking about it. So yeah, thank you folks, you bye. Okay, so that's interesting. I think that it might be a fun little series to do to play John on Adam. And I know, Cardiff, you've reached out to me about this. Yes, I did. Is that the specific?

I gave you first dibs on this one. I appreciate that. Is that the interview you're talking about? 2009? Okay. So that's going back to when Adam just started his podcast. Retrie got fired. So I think it'd be fun to check out John's appearance on Adam's show and then check out

Howard responding to that appearance. Might be a fun little two or three parter. So if you're available, I can get you in a while. Oh, busy that day. Yeah, okay. You're coming very busy potato. Anyway. All right.

So anyway, good suggestion. That was a very long voice, now, but good suggestion, so we played it. Exactly. It's your experiment, interesting, incorrect, exactly, experiment, picture, interesting, Interest in correct exact She experiment picture Interest in correct It's exactly interesting Experiment and picture

Films Alright, I pronounced a lot of words wrong but You feel to realize my badgaver just decent, right? 90% 85% or about right? Sure. Yeah. And a good day. That's not a good average.

That's all of fame. Not for us right there, Cardiff. What if you're only saying 10 words? It wouldn't be good. Two of them are wrong. You pronounced marketing correctly. Yeah. I'm good be good. Two of them are wrong. You pronounce marketing correctly. Yeah, I'm good at that. What's that supposed to mean asshole?

Oh, nothing. Just practice that one a lot. Yeah, I guess so. Hey, my buddy, Chip Chipperson called into the show. I always like when Chippa calls in. Hey, call it Chippa. I do what's talking about the starring John the other day. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Um, can the civility jokes 30 seconds go disability jokes? What do you got? Call me back. I'll call them back with some. Okay. Yeah. thanks, Jim. Thanks for that getting us started.

Sometimes we just need that springboard. All right. Let's talk about Cory Feldman. I was amazed to find out that Cory Feldman was abused and molested as a child, as a child star. I mean, he's never brought it up before. I mean, it's kind of amazing that never happened. And how he's never also said, he's never brought it up before. I mean, it's kind of amazing that's never happened. And how he's never also said that he's gonna give

an A's of all the pedophile rings, you know, in a Hollywood or anything like that. Man, I had no idea that this was crazy. It was pretty groundbreaking. I know Corey Norma doesn't talk about those types of things, but this one time he decided to. Oh, so apparently I pronounce a lot of words incorrectly as we've learned and Nate from Flint is going to let me know.

Hey, Carl, Dave from Flint Mission again. Podcast hitman is in McComb County jail. McComb County prison. McComb. Reck me. McComb. Reck me. That is how it it spelled to. I probably should have got that one right. Oops. I'm a calm salesman. All right. Oh, this is also some of these voicemails. This is also some people have been talking about lately is Suthering John was brought up in a popular song.

is uh... center john was brought up in a popular song it's all of the country from destroyed it's only after day lost all the member days past on sunday i've been revisiting their catalog and yesterday i did a triple take now to the album the grind date on the song he comes with ghost faith killer at one forty five there's a starting john reference i double check down the genius website and it indeed is referencing our best friends

that are in John from the Howard Cereen show give it a listen all right what what what I'll to check that out that very good he's very famous and he'd rather be famous than rich so nailed it I recently posted on on doublers of anonymous. I believe Thunder and John being used as a throwaway punchline on King of Queens. Really? Yes, I have to check that out. Mm-hmm. Very good. Let's get prepared guys. We're going to war All right, let's hear it. We've all been drafted into the war. Oh Paco, I'm gonna put you in the Vinnie human shield department Nate. You can go with the card of the war. Oh, Paco, I'm going to put you in the Vinny Human Shield Department. Nate, you can go with the card of platoon.

Oh, remember, Ben, if we don't win this, Chazumakwa rape our wives. Those boys won't last a week. All right, we're preparing for war with Chazumak, everybody. And it's totally real. This war is so real, guys, watch out. I may be able to at least the help of the SJ Army if they're still.

Oh, good, okay, yes. Whatever happened to the SJ Army. They're on reserves now. Yeah, they just get together one weekend a month. Yeah, just to be prepared. Play cards. All right. All right.

This is the last voicemail. And a very good suggestion, Hannah. I hope you don't take offense to this. OK. OK, dog. Deluxe on the left coast, dude. Hey, obviously the review herald's not really working out. Vic was obviously a fan.

She's just never around. What's her name? I guess it's supposed to come back. How about bail and du pre? One of the ticked girls. I'd paid an extra two bucks a month in Patreon just to hear her give the read the review. It'll be awesome. Or any of the other ones you did, definitely would work. I think it's a hit. I think most people would pay extra for it. Please. For a cracker.

What do you guys think about that? Getting one of the Tourette's girls out as a review girl. I will immediately resign for that to happen. No, I want you to get to Rans. Hey, I like him out. You can do it. You need to get to Rans. Yeah, come on, try it.

It's fine. Okay. Put the ranch down. Put the ranch down. You're done. God, bailing due praise amazing. I have a big fan of hers. I can't imagine spending seven minutes with her.

I'd like to want a killer. Attention, shepherds. Outside the day we have Cribble Bay. What's that? Teruts. It's getting the show. All right, that's what you're going to find out. That you're going to find Carton with Teruts out there.

But it's as close as I can. All right, that's pretty close. That's pretty good. If you want, I can randomly call you a fag at every three minutes. You don't already do that? Not on Mike. That was already your stick. All right, well, Cardiff, thanks for joining the show,

as always. And I guess, you know, the reason why you're on the payroll is because of these games that you create, but apparently I should give that money to El Horebla. Now if he's gonna be the one putting this stuff together for us. We guys are conspiring against me, I understand, but just wait.

If you want another war, I don't know if you can fight two wars on two different fronts, Carl. Yeah, this is the problem. This is the probably Germany made in WW2. I should learn from my ancestors to make that such a German mistake. I'm like, I'll go over here and over here.

Let's go. Hannah, thank you so much for coming on the show. Thanks for having me. I've been told that we're gonna see you more regularly in the future. Yeah. Okay. So don't call me a liar.

Where does that happen? Call Hannah a liar. And new happening? Call Hannah a liar. And new picks are going up this week. So if you're not on our Patreon Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? Be well worth checking out. And hopefully everyone's not harassing. I don't want anyone to harass anyone.

But maybe asking Vic what the fuck the deal is. Yeah. Let's not forget to get on that assignment as well. Kind of important to us over here. All right. Card of Electric Monday night subreddit surfing. Yes. And the card episode going up Sunday.

Okay, and the president's day. And the Cardiff Electric podcast network. Yes. Cardiff Electric on YouTube. I believe, right? You have two different YouTube channels you're dealing with over there? Yes. It seems likeomew took on YouTube. I believe, right? You have two different YouTube channels you're dealing with over there? Yes.

It seems like a lot. Growing empire. Growing empire. Right. And Hannah, anything you want to promote? No. Okay. Very good then.

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