Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep388 - iRewatch iCarly

Episode Date: February 26, 2023

This week we check out another show that watches an old TV show and breaks it down one episode at a time. Does it include people from the show? Nope. Do the hosts have any expertise in creating entertainment? Definitely not. Should adults be enjoying a children's show they watched as tweens? I won't answer that one, I don't want to piss off most of the internet. Mike Geary is on to laugh along with the two hosts who can't stop making jokes about 9/11. But that's just the start. We then check out the official DabbleCon song created by Tony Muskrat and El Horrible, listen to Kevin Brennan call Chad every insult he can think of, hear Opie's well-informed takes on politics and science, respond to Patty Brokenskull's latest response to us, and try our best to catch an alien. https://linktr.ee/blindmikeproject We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Go to magicmind.co/watp and use discount code WATP20 for 20% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-story review and a podcast and then should all of us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Irewatch I Carly. This is a suggestion from Ostro Dama on Patreon, how the fuck he found it, I have no idea. We have both listened separately,

we've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Natalie Collins and Cersei McNaughton. And I'll read one of the lines of the description of this show. It says, you don't need to have watched lines of the description of this show. It says, you don't need to have watched I Carly to enjoy this ride. Just remember to buckle up.

So this is a show where they spend two hours talking about 122 minute episode of a kid's show on Nickelodeon from 15 years ago. But you don't have to watch the source material to enjoy. I have to say though, this is gonna sound like a joke, but going into this, I did not expect nearly as much sex and conspiracy talk as we got. That was a surprising twist. So I'll start off with a couple of clips here

that maybe help some things up for me. Now you might think that what they're gonna do is they're just gonna recap what happened in the episode. Maybe tell you what parts they enjoyed or some insights into the show, something like that. Well, actually, no, what this woman decides to do is make up a different plot entirely. She decides they wrote it wrong for some reason.

So what they're describing here is in this episode of Icony. Now, Icony is a kid show that's based on these teenagers who do an internet video show back before that was being done a lot. Icarly. So it's a show within a show, kind of thing. And so on the show within the show, they get 2,000 emails a week from a guy named Chad who's 50 years old who lives in Wisconsin. This is what they're saying. I think all this fan mail and half of it all comes from this one guy. I think it was in Florida, actually.

That was my understanding. Yeah, well, yeah. So it's a little bit too out the nose and then I had to go with Wisconsin. Right. So this is them changing the script for some reason. The girls announced that they've all drawn bunnies and are going to show them on air because Chad wrote in requesting it and Then Sam throws in you've got a lot of problems Chad stop right there

I just realized that they probably wanted to draw cats But then it would be too obvious that Chad was actually asking for pussy a pussy Joe I'm I'm not doing the rest of this episode. Like I've had it. I've fucking had it. Well, I've had it. I've had it. Big brain moment for sure. Did you realize that like way earlier?

Am I dumb? Realize what the thing you just made up? Did you know that thing I just made up? No, nobody did. I'm dumb. I'm dumb now. You're not dumb now yet. What the fuck are you talking about?

So then they go on to talk about what the other email says. And they said 2000 a week from this guy, Chad. What do the other emails say? I'm sure he put in a 1,199 other requests that you didn't want to show. Put on air. Show pussy. Draw bunny. Show pussy.

Show pussy. No, it's fully show pussy and then the the writers were like Oh, so then they're gonna draw cats cuz they misunderstand yeah, pussy and then they're like no But then they're like notes too obvious. They say a different P word later So they should have just drawn the cat at that point. Yeah, but we'll get into it a little bit later We'll talk about it more. Let's move on. Let's focus. No one has for a cat to be drawn. Nobody did. What do you mean they should have just drawn a cat?

What's going on here? My main takeaway from this show is how in the weeds they get with, and they scrutinize it the way people scrutinize the sopranos or men. Right. Yeah, yeah, guys, it's just a lighthearted kids show. You know, don't take all that seriously. By the way, I think it's funny that Reck and the Discord over here says, of course you get the blind guy to review podcasts lighthearted kids show. You know, don't take all that seriously. By the way, I think it's funny that Rec in the Discord over here says, of course you get the blind guy to review

podcasts about a TV show. I don't know anyone who likes Icarly or has seen it. So it's not like I could have grabbed Doug from who's right. He would have been an expert on this. You should have gotten a true officianado of Icarly. Yeah, I know.

Sorry about that guys. It's a little embarrassing, but you chose me. I appreciate it. But Rec then saved himself by saying, these girls sound dumb as fuck. my carly. Sorry about that guys. It's a little embarrassing, but you chose me. I appreciate it. But Rick then saved himself by saying these girls sound dumb as fuck. Yes, that's correct. It's well, so if you want to play my clip three, I think that's the best example of like their true mental illness because the way they talk about this show is, I mean, obviously very childlike, you could assume that going in, but it's just bizarre to me.

Friday would be like, well, actually, Ellen was kind of mean, Sam. Yeah, I wanted to bite her in the face, Carly. Don't you mean Sam? She invited us on her show. Yeah. Are they creating dialogue now talking about it the way,

it's the way like kindergarteners would talk about this show. Yeah, right. And then she said, and then he said, in fact, I have a clip right here that's literally lined by line dialogue. I don't know if she wrote this down. She said, memorize, I'm not sure. They did that in the episode I listened to too. Yeah, they go through the entire script.

And Fred goes to look and it's like, why is it wearing fuzzy slippers? And she goes, those are its feet. And then Sam goes, why are there two bullet holes in its head? And then Corley goes, those are the eyes. And then Fred goes, okay, well, why is he carrying a hose? And then Corley goes, because he's on his way to his port time job as a volunteer firefighter. And then they all just look at each other. That's fascinating.

Please go on. It's crazy. If you're listening to this, I have to imagine you're just like, yeah, no, I remember I watched the episode. I want to hear what you guys think about it. Well, you know, it's all say in the description. You don't have to watch Icarly and that's true because they will tell you every fucking detail of the show.

Make the show. I was, I'll skip my rewatch then. Yeah, just get right to the podcast. Let's save you 20 minutes right there. I have to play this next clip early in the show because these ladies are both easily impressed as I think we're going to find out even more so, but also very easily offended. Fred gets so excited that he yells, wow, Ariva!

And I quote, I didn't make that up. No, that was pretty much exactly how he's done it too, a little white kid. Wow, Ariva! He's like jumping around like, again with a speaking Spanish for no reason bullshit. Like, I felt race is saying that. Yes, I didn't want to relay it.

It was, it was out of nowhere for no reason, out of, like, no context needed for it. It's just not good. It's not a good look. Like, kill the bit, kill the bit. So what's racist about speaking Spanish? How is that racist? Oh, you want to know it's funny, Carl? They, they're, I guess it's racist because the Spanish? How is that racist? Oh, you wanna know what's funny, Carl?

I guess it's racist because the Spanish comes out of nowhere. My clip 14 is them doing exactly that. For no reason at all. I just wanna let them know that white people invented Spanish. Just FYI. Yeah, they culturally put red in us. That's a European language.

Oh, shut up. Oh, shut up. Oh, shut up. I'm, wait, that vine where it's like the mom is speaking Spanish, she's like, I see a nest this shut up. Um, what does she say? No, go ahead, keep trying. Go ahead. No, no, no.

Okay, Freddie Benzin. Okay, Freddie Benzin. Squarespace. He and his shut up on me. I don't know. I can't say a nest shut up. I'm, it I don't know. I can't say I'm not shut up. I'm me, it's not sitting there. Go ahead, don't make me laugh.

I can't say I'm not shut up. I'm me, it's not sitting shut up. No. I mean, I'm in English shut up. I would love to know what the fuck I was trying to say. A TNS. A TNS. I can't say I'm not shut up.

I'm me, it's not sitting shut up. That's what it is. Yeah. Miss Melanie needed to speak to Freddie like that after he said, I'm gonna send you a shout out. I'm me miss that. Is he on your shut up? That's what it is. Yeah. Miss Melanie need to speak to Freddie like that after he said, oh, shut up. I can't decide he's on your shut up. Whatever. At least what the fuck are you yapping on about?

That's one of those like white people things. Yapping. Yeah. This is offensive. Wow. I don't know what to make a cancel now. I know people are delitating to this show. Sorry everyone.

I didn't realize we're gonna bring it to spicy clips. The show here. They, it is interesting to listen to, because these girls aren't that much, it sounds like four or five years younger than me, I think. They're 20,000. And one of the most fun in the world is so. Yeah, so like, they're probably just young enough

to have watched the show, but their philosophy on the world is so much different than mine. Yeah, like clip 16 literally. So I have to set this all up now because the episode I listen to they were covering an episode where they have a sitcom staple. It's very traditional sitcom plot. One of the characters has a twin that's never been introduced before. So she's playing both roles. And one of the other characters doesn't believe he thinks he's just being fucked with.

Like, thinks it's a joke that they're trying to play on him. That's the premise of the entire episode. And yet clip number 16, somehow they drew this conclusion about the plot. Fred is like, so are you Sam right now or Melanie? And for some reason that was giving me like vague transphobia vibes, I don't know how we've reed to get to it right now, but I was like, you don't just ask someone that.

We transphobia. Yeah, that's, there's no episode if you don't ask her that. So I, I'm very confused. Well, that's transphobia. A very confused by this. So Mike, hey, are you Carl or Chris? Oh, Mike. So transphobia.

Yeah. It's very racist of you to say that. So this is what I wanted to point out because they're offended that a white person used Spanish, but then they start making these night 11 jokes. That's outrageous. Wait a minute later, you're episode 10. Check this out.

We talk about my love in all the time. They love it. She goes as much as you do. Like, two letters would it ever want of you that's too of you. Boom, roasted, a pound dead, and a ditch. She white boys found dead in a public school in Seattle. A plane has just hit Freddy and Gibb. The second plane has just hit the twin white boys

at Ridgeway High. They've been a bit rude. The twin towers are Fred and Gibb. Just standing there. And Sam is the plane. Jesus Christ. That's the joke. Now these girls I like. They get edgy.

I'm totally shit. What was the title of reference in your episode? Clip number four, they, I guess the episode set them up to make an easy 9-11 reference, but one of them didn't quite get it. When Freddie rolls up and they get mysteriously quiet, but one of them didn't quite get it. When Freddie rolls up and they get mysteriously quiet, Fred's like, what were you two talking about? And the girls are like, the Middle East,

there's a lot of tension over there. Okay, children are dying in bombing, spamming, and war and Nickelodeon was like, you know what, that would make an amazing punchline. And I agree, it was an amazing punchline. Yeah, like, okay. So now they're bringing up 9-11, like they're really stealing our bit again, like really, really damn. I mean, 9-11 didn't happen in the Middle East. I mean, no, but they're like, there's a lot of tension

over there. So like they're talking about the post 9-11 middle. Oh, oh my God. So right. You are so right. It's just too much. I. So anyway, so there's still in our bit again. Were you making fun of my voice? No. Oh my God, you were. Nice to be like, I know. I know. I wasn't making fun of your voice.

Whatever. Everybody knows you never go full retired. What the fuck is going on? I'm wearing a hair roll and a s**t. Wow. I also like, they talk about 9-11 so much What the fuck is going on? Shit. Wow. I also like, they talk about 9-11 so much that if you talk about 9-11, it's stealing their bit.

That's our thing. We're the ones who laugh about 9-11. Try it out a few people. And yet get offended by everything else somehow. Which what? Yeah, actually, this sums up the show for me. Even worse than child pornography. I agree.

This is ridiculous because the episode that they're reviewing on the one that I heard is one where there's a magic locker at school. And everybody wants this magic locker. Wow. And this dumb dumb has to spoil it for us. I want us to know that that can't be real. Oh, the sad thing about growing up is that you realize

that things like this just simply would not happen. No. Like, first of all, they order the lockers in bulk. Yes, you're not ordering them one by one. You would not get one special locker. No. And even if you did get one special locker, you would not install it.

No. You wouldn't put it anywhere. You would fix the mistake and move on. Right. And the worker wouldn't be the one who did it. Yeah. All right, ladies, I think we are at Austin home. I already know this.

That's fine. You don't have to explain that. For people that are obsessed with the kids show, they have very little imagination. I mean, I'm not any of this. You know this, You notice that? The part that I found bonkers, because I made a joke on the last, who are these podcasts,

and I was gonna do a show called, Salute Salute Your Shorts, where I review Salute Your Shorts and actually, Doug from Good Times Great Movies has already sighted up to be the co-host of that one. But yeah, he's like, any show with a guy named Donkey Lips is certainly worth reviewing. I'm just doing a show where I salute named Donkey Lips is certainly worth reviewing.

I'm just doing a show where I salute Dan Snyder and all these accomplished. That's right. But the thing that is boggers about this is that these girls who watch this show when they're like 11 or 12 years old and anything that you enjoyed when you're 11 or 12 probably sucks and you don't really want to revisit it. But these women not only are obviously revisited yet, but still think it's a funny show. And it makes it even worse that this was fucking hilarious.

I laughed so hard. It was hilarious. It was so funny. I bet it wasn't. I bet I currently's never been hilarious once. But they think that it's so funny, Mike, that they're blown away by the actors for not breaking during these amazing scenes. I honestly was like, how did Janette McCurdy get through

as without laughing? I don't know how any of them got through this. There's a lot of things in this episode that are so fucking funny that I have no idea how they were able to like film their pros. Well, first off, it's not a play. So they might have taken two or three takes out it. I don't know how they did it.

So I say it live. I don't know how they did it. So I say it live. I don't know what you think this is, but secondly, it's not funny. It's not really all that funny. Yeah. Also, Jeanette McCurdy was getting diddled backstage. So I'm sure there was no lot of laughs. Yeah, I'm right.

She's traumatized. She's not laughing at anything. But you're so right. They take this so seriously and they truly love the show. And like, my clip 8 is kind of in the same vein of what you just played where they're obsessed with the acting prowess of like some little kid that makes an appearance. Well, Chuck gets an answer right and explains, I'm learning. And Carly grabs something from her backpack and while she faces away from him, Chuck locks eyes with Spencer, and mouth something at Spencer,

while pointing at him sinisterly. It was truly like a switch. I watched that boy turn evil. This kid's such a good actor. I shit myself. He's so good. My scrotum fell out of my body. He's so good.

Out of my inner sanctum. Out of my inner sanctum, my scrotum rolled. And then this kid ate it in front of me. Yeah. I'm convinced that he's actually possessed. Like, he plays it way too well. He is way to get it this. It's scary. I believed him when he said that he was a little in a simple way.

I believed him and then I was so wrong. So wrong. I was like, why did I believe him? I knew the facts. You knew the facts. And he made you believe that they were wrong. He's just that good. What can I say? When I think of brilliant acting, of course, I think of the Godfather, I think of maybe saving private Ryan. Sure. I Carly. Yeah. I think of

shooting myself. I can't tell him a little Puccino. I'm gonna change my pants. One too many. Can we talk about how obnoxious these girls are with their mouth noises? Oh, no, I don't know. I noticed that. Okay, well, I got some examples here for you. I'll say this, they do have some YouTube videos out there. They're both cute girls who probably don't get told to shut the fuck up very often. And that's the problem

That's where we come in. I guess I Listened audio only I but I I had a feeling that might be the case. You could you could tell yes Hello everybody Welcome back to another episode of I rewatch I Carly Okay, that's the horn sound I don't know if you guys realized that they were doing that with their mouths or not That wasn't a drop I mean it wasn't necessarily this Just kidding I did that with my mouth as well and then later on the later on the have siren noises

Yeah, we will we We will. We will. Anyway, again, that is a police car approaching, not us saying we're wooing. We're not wooing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please put their deck in these ladies mouths. I really appreciate that. And then the singing to Mike, I'm sorry, one more, one more example here about knowing these women. Oh, please, maybe two more breaking news. We find ourselves in the school hallway and guess who's back, back, back, back again, again, again, all these back, back, back, back, back, back, tell a friend. I'll just back back back back That's a different

And then the the singing sometimes people will start to sing something when they're on a show and then they catch themselves And they go, I'm sorry about that. Not this woman. We all know that if a woman were to do that when you look me It would not fly I cannot see logic are the girls nipples gonna be out. I cannot tell When you look me in the eyes logic is not found yeah I can't fucking take it Do we need to be real just it drops Yeah, I think need to be real. It just drops. Yeah.

It'll be good. I think I have one that kind of relates to that. My clip number one, I don't even know if it's so much mouth noises as it is. Like, you're right. They don't get told to shut up because I'm assuming the reason they decided to do a podcast. And like, they have advertising. So I assume they have listeners. So good for them.

But the reason they felt like they had that ability is because they mistake Funny for quirkiness like they're just quirky. I think which makes makes them believe they're funny. Yeah Scary scary scary harmonized right there I brought to Carly the album dropping soon. Well, we're live on Icarly. The girls are playing with a 2 to train on a big track. Sam goes and here comes the big rock and boom. A big ass boulder falls from the same and crushes the train set and table.

This was so fucking funny. It was hilarious. Oh god. Stop telling me how funny it was. I know that's the most offensive part about the show when they try to explain to me that I Carly is funny. Explaining it does not make it any funnier. It's fucking sad. I never reach that register when I'm talking about sign film. Right. That's fucking sad. I never reach that register when I'm talking about sign film. I'm like, that's so funny. It turned into Apple Merman.

All right, what else do you have on this bike? Well, I mentioned this earlier, there was an extraordinary amount of sex talk in the show. I'm trying to think, I think Clip 9 might be the best example I have of that. Later on at Che Che, Carly and Spencer are watching a nature documentary. The narrator goes,

the male elephant offers the female elephant a peanut. And that sounds dangerously close to the male elephant offers the female elephant, his penis. His penis. Why do I have to they don't eat peanuts in the wild. This isn't a circus. No, but they say that the spirit is not found. No eyes on me. Not in the center of the ring. Not like a circus. No, just a penis. Just a penis. Yeah. What if you had misheard the the line that

was in the show and thought it was something different. I don't know if to tell you. Why are you making me think of penis, Nickelodeon? Why? Stop teasing. Yeah, that's a you thing. And then clip number seven is kind of the same thing. We're like, they mishear something and they put that burden on the writers of Nickelodeon. Well, Carly Pull Spencer to the side

and is like, what is wrong with you? You've let my enemy penetrate my inner sanctum. He's a nice kid. No, he's gonna do bad things to me. Okay, you need to go take a hot bath or something. Bath? It's a no. I'm stinky.

Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate. No. Or also the word sanctum, too close to scrotum in my opinion. Yes, I was literally as soon as they said that sentence, and then add in there, he's gonna do bad things to me, but as soon as they said penetrate my inner sanctum, I was like, okay, penetrate my inner sanctum equals fuck his asshole.

Yeah, I agree. I agree. I do right now, penetrate that it would only have to like I was a percent and she's like yeah, obviously It was like bowels it was just the the work the use of the word was atrocious my inner sanctum I don't want to know about your inner sanctum dude. I'm keeping real. Why did they have to say it like that? We know why we know why it was funny, but we know why and he's gonna do bad things to me Come on and then say shit for a tension. It's not cute and then he was painting his room But paint sounds like taint why would they do that? Why would they have someone painting a Nickelodeon when it

Rimey making me think these songs yeah, damn you dance nighter I Do I worry my audio might be a little fucked up. I just want to check on one thing. In the middle of that clip, she said in my humble onion, and I didn't hear you guys burst out laughing. Is everything all right? Yeah, no, I heard it. I heard it.

It's very funny to change words like that. Yeah, it's pretty good. It can't be serial. I see what you're doing. Oh, Chris, Chris gets it. I see what you did there. What's the gets it. I see what you did there. What's the last call? Let's talk about this ad read because you brought up the fact that there's ads in it.

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. You probably already know this, but three out of four Americans are dehydrated. That's 75% of us. Dehydration can cause fatigue, brain fog, wrinkles, and a whole slew of other things. I hate butt-chugging water and running to the bathroom over five minutes, and I'm so happy that there's an easier way to hydrate. An easier way to hydrate drinking water is too difficult.

Yes, it doesn't solve vocal fri-paralley. Who has the time to drink water? I'm sure people are gonna send me stats that I'm wrong about this, but is it possible that three and a four Americans are dehydrated? I have to make sense. I was thinking the same thing. What's the definition of dehydration? That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, slightly. Not currently drinking water. Maybe at a three or four Americans could use a glass of water.

Maybe on Chippewa Street at 3 a.m. on a Sunday morning. Yeah. Three quarters of the people are dehydrated. I can understand that. But just normally, like any given time, 75% of people are dehydrated. And drinking water is too difficult. We need a solution for that. We don't work on that ad copy people.

Well, when you're pounding course lights all night, I guess that's what happens. It's for hangovers! Link would ideas for hangovers. What's this ad copy? Oh, about fucking idiots. Oh, here's another fun one. So this girl, she does an elderly voice now.

This girl, she's only 27, but man does she nail it. Carly goes to move onto the next segment and Sam asks if they're going to massage the elderly because that's definitely something that they would do. Um, um, as a representative for the elderly, I was quite put off my back incinuation. I agree, but Carly says no. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. I'm recording a podcast.

He does these impersonations. I swear you think it was the real people. Wow, is that really your grab? Okay, man, right there. Oh, holy shit. That's interesting. Yeah. I didn't realize that. We've been together. And then I have to play this clip for you, Mike, because you and I,

we co-host a show together now, uh, where are these socials? It's Thursday at 6 p.m. on our YouTube channel. And, uh, they actually do something here that I think a lot of co-hosts could learn from this. All right, so take notes. Okay. That's terrifying. Two thousand times a week. I have nothing to say because you're right.

Dine on my drop in money at Broadcast School has really paid off. Let's try this together, Mike. I have nothing to say because you are right. Can you say that? I'm right. A lot of people say that's my contribution on WATS anyways. So I am pretty impressed. I love it.

I think it's great. I think it works. They talk about shit that they don't even know what they're talking about. Devils always thinking about Kendall Roy. That's just who I picture. You're laughing, but do you know who that is? No. No? No.

Oh. Do you know what I'm talking about? Nope. Cool. That's pretty funny. I like that one girl more because she seems more honest at least. Like there are times where like the super liberal chick will go on a rant and she's like, nah, I don't really know what you're talking about.

But I don't know what you're talking about. So, Cersei is the one who's quieter in the mix. Is that the one you're talking about? One's a lot of ones quiet. I think so. Yes. I think Cersei is the one I'm talking about. So Cersei explains that,

so she grew up in Chicago. She moved out to LA to become a famous comic. No. I guess star on a podcast hosted by the comedy store, you know, ever heard of it, iconic, world famous, LA comedy store. And I made a bomb threat joke. And the producer was like, yep, got to cut that. And he like wrote a little note, cut bomb threat. And I was like, all I said was that I was going to bomb Ohio because they're boring. And I stand by you on that. Thank you, thank you. Like since when did I get out?

I'm gonna cut that out. Stop, I'm being censored, it's not that bad. Like of all places to bomb Ohio is definitely the most bombable. I think they just cut it out cause it wasn't funny. I don't think anyone was a funny guy. You should do a show about terrorism. That's like a true passion.

Yeah. It's their passionate life, not I, Carly. Well, they've like a bombings and plane crash. So she says that she is a co-host on a podcast. It's recorded at the comedy store. And she has a website, and I looked it up and it says, Cersei is an award-winning writer, comedian, and performer. First off, we have to write the year award-winning.

All that means is that no one's ever heard of you. Right, because if you had an audience and a fan base, the awards don't mean as much. Anyway, award-winning writer, comedian, performer, she co-wrote and starred in cool shows like Pony Boys and Quarantini, Shaken and Sturcrazy. Now, Quarantini, I had a look up, because I'm like, all right, she wrote this,

let's see what this says. I caught your interest yet. Yeah, so there's this video on YouTube, that's 100 views, and all these theater dorks who are trying to do like a sketch show via Zoom during the quarantine. Oh, it's so bad. If I had anything to do with that,

there's no way I would take credit for it. I immediately think of Tom Myers. That's what I was thinking on. Yeah, I actually found he has videos on YouTube that are called Tom Myers versus the rest of the Zoom comedians. Oh, he's versus them. He's taking months. Yeah.

I don't know. One by one. You know, you know, Lou says on that one, everyone. Yeah. The viewers. All right. Well, the good news is I bet Quarantine

will have over 100 views now. That's so bad. That sounds like a must-watch. Please do not watch that. Go to go to PattySeaCups YouTube channel. If you're gonna do anything, yes. Subscribe to that. Which I batty by the way,

address me again on the latest free water. Were we talking about that later? Coming up. Yeah. It's so bizarre because we had that moment where I felt like him and I were gonna become buddies. Yeah. He almost had that Lorenzo Areola moment

where I'm like, ah, this guy gets it. This is cool. And then, ah, immediately, fucks that on. Yeah. I'll take off the mask. Yeah, exactly. And just him. He's like, oh, Carl think something I took off the mask. Yeah, exactly. He's like, oh, Carl think something I did was funny?

Well, fuck him, I'll never do that again. I'll show him. Yeah. That's good that you're coping with this well, because I can tell you do want to be friends and I'll never give that to you. I do, I do. Actually, I was talking to someone yesterday

who had a pretty funny idea for a live show where we could bring in Patrick Michael, I don't know, Stuttering John, Tommy, all these different people in. And then the fans could come and actually meet them and get their pictures taken with them, they could sign autographs and shit like that. And we'd let them podcast right from the events, they could do live shows in front of the audience

and shit like that'd be amazing. If any of them, the set thing is not one of them Would agree to do it other than maybe you could probably get Tom Myers. I think a Tom Myers would do it He might be perfect for it. Yeah God if we could get Patrick Michael the who wouldn't go to that who wouldn't want to go and meet Patrick Michael at Perkis We'll call it fuck him or fight him I don't want to get the percentage. We'll call it, fuck him or fight him. Live.

I think Banfield would show up. Yeah, Jerry probably would. Yeah. Hey, Jerry, do you want to create an event of sea listers though? You need John or Patrick or someone like that. Hey, Banfield, I know you owe $700,000 to debtors. What if we took a $100 bill and gave that right to you, buddy, to do this show? Shipping away at that debt.

All right, yeah, it might be more difficult than I'm letting on. Good point. Mike, what else did you pick up on from the show? Let's see. Could number six, I think, is a pretty good description. Honestly, just a good description of how this podcast is run. Sam goes, who cares what he thinks and pulls Carly to leave with her?

Freddie's like, people care what I think and Baldi passes by and goes, no, they don't. And Freddie just goes, yes, sir. I was like, is the show actually this funny or has my brain turned a mush from watching I Carly talk about I Carly hosting a podcast about I Carly all the time? Because I was both both like it is funny and it is also mush because this was funny I did genuinely L.O.L. when Baldi came over and was like no they don't I was like damn

fucking mass occurred like like dead in a dick I was, was not expecting it. Never to be seen again, like, just one line and deceased. That was boom. And Baldi has hit Freddie Benson right now. The second Baldi has said Benson Towers. Yeah. What is going on here? Is that another 9-11 reference at the end of the year? I love it, I love it.

They can't stand themselves. The funniest things ever on TV were Icarly and 9-11 reference to Dan O'Hare! They can't stop themselves. The funniest things ever on TV were Icarly and Night 11. I rewatched every day. It keeps getting funnier. They kill it and bomb. Holy shit ladies. Well, I'm fixated on this now, because ever since you mentioned the comedy store I just keep thinking like imagine some of the comics that work at the comedy store finding out someone there does this podcast It's kind of bizarre. It doesn't make any sense

Doesn't make any sense at all Let's see what I have over here. Oh, let me just play this for you. This is the the intro to their show What's up? I'm Natalie and I'm Cersei and this is Are You Watching Carly. Every other week we crack open some drinks. Rewatch I Carly, discuss the hell out of it and choose a stellar fan to be the pod babe of the week at the end of each episode.

It's pretty tight. Oh, the pod babe of the week is picked at every single episode and the reason for that is they explained at the end of this show is how important the fans are to them. Thank you so much for the love and support. Yeah. Couldn't be here without you. Absolutely not.

We could not do any of this without you guys. It was so cool to see us on everybody's Spotify wraps. Like it made us feel so good. So thank you. In two weeks, we will be rewatching I twins and we hope that you rewatch it with us. Thanks for listening. See you in two weeks. Um, so first off, you're telling me that without the support of the fans, you guys couldn't sit down and talk about Icarlie for two hours to each other. I really feel like she's like,

there's no way we could do this Not the face like well. Yeah, I think it could I think they mean they couldn't stomach it They couldn't just fight. Yeah, they wouldn't I guess is what they yeah probably mean by that so then The end of the show girls always have the best sideoffs A plane is here I rewatch I Carly Bye! Oh my god. A plane has hit, I rewatched it Corley. Boom! What's my hum?

Boom! Back in the day if you left your landline off the hook, that's it. Right, yeah! Hey, shit, what is that noise? Did they fucking love it? We're watching over that, that is another 9-o-9-o-L. That's a 9-o-L. I don't even remember that when I clipped it. Hold on a second, I gotta hear this again now. What the- Jesus! Crossing over that that is another nine

I got this again now what the Jesus A plane is here I rewatch I correlate I mean the one girl goes a plane is hit the other girls goes There's people died Shit oh They got to get Jesse Ventura on there to talk about the thermite paint that I'm all ed That I'm checking it out All right, what else you want to hit from from your clips here? 13 is a bizarre, she gives us an insight

into how she behaves and I find it to be a very strange, this is more about the twins, like the kid doesn't believe that one of the characters has a twin sister and so this is how she would react if she were in that situation. This could be more transphobia because I just, all right. Where's it more twin towers?

No. Freddy's like, oh really Sam? I don't know why I said really like that. Oh really? Oh really Sam? Melanie looks around for the Sam in question. Carly explains that Freddy thinks Sam's lying about having a sister. Melanie's like, oh, I don't blame you.

That is the kind of thing Sam will do. Yeah. Okay. So, fair enough. Yeah. But I don't know if I'm just a bitch, but this girl is being way too nice. Like if I met my long-distance sister's friends and some prick was just being so rude to me and then someone explained that this was the reason

that because he thought I wasn't real and I was someone else in a costume, I would be like, okay, loser, you're fucking weird. Like, seek help, like whatever. Like, I don't give a, like, you're a fucking weirdo loser freak if you think that I'm someone dressed up as someone else. Yeah. Like, get out of my way.

What is going on here? The fuck is happening? Who would accuse her of not being real? Come on. That's crazy. I just like jumping to that level. Like someone says, hey, I only know your twin. Are you sure you're not just fucking with me?

Fuck off. It shouldn't die. I mean we'd all be very upset if that type of thing did happen to us. Swimming ourselves mostly invested in this show. Yeah why? I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. We got to convince them to do a conspiracy theory show. That's because that's what they really want to do. They just don't realize it yet. Yeah they haven't matured to that level yet,

but soon they'll be honest with Sam Tripoli. Talking all about it, one of the things that I was saying. Oh, it's ladies. From the ladies who brought you I rewatch I Carly, it's inside job. Sorry, Natalie and Cersei.

She's this crazy. By the way, inside job, something you are allowed to say Sorry Natalie and Cersei By the way inside job something you are allowed to say on YouTube for server he said yeah Yeah, so make just say anything about Pfizer and you're fine funny on that work, right? What else you want to hit I didn't realize we're gonna be talking about night love is so much. It's fun I'm in a better time than normal It's fun. I'm having a better time than normal. I'm not saying George Bush planned it. I'm saying you knew about it. Right.

I mean, clip number 10 is just a shortened suite. I think this might be on your soundboard at some point. Oh, good. I can't move forward from it. No, I absolutely hated it. Like, I was like, what am I listening to right now? I hate this and I don't like, I didn't find it funny. I just hated it and maybe uncomfortable.

Was it supposed to be a joke? I didn't even register it, is it? I don't know. Well, that's right up there with your podcast, stinks. Your podcast, well, the best. I can't describe you as wrong. Stinks. Yeah, that back of your description is all stinks. Yeah, that's pretty well done, yes.

I'm trying to think if I have anything else we have to get to. I mean, I guess conspiracy theories. Should we hit that? Yeah, so that's more about, well, yeah, their natural instinct is conspiracies. This is more about a conspiracy in the show. And again, their mind is leaping to sex with this show about like young high schoolers

or middle schoolers or whatever the fuck they do. Right, yeah. Dungeons. Dungeons. When the hell was Freddie ever at her house? All right, see, now I have to school these ladies. You gotta get this. Dungeons.

Dungeons. Get that on the board, ladies. That is a more realistic. I was like, what is Freddy ever at her house? Like, I know we joke about them sneaky linking to fuck, but like, did Nickelodeon just confirm our subsistence? Oh, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Keep going girl. We should get out. We're gonna say that in the description. They've been formed our subscriptions, our subscriptions.

We're all being a subscription to Nickelodeon Plus. Yeah, literally to OnlySams.com where her and Friday literally fuck at our house. Like it has been absolutely confirmed that they fuck on the low. And now it's not on the low anymore. It's not on the low. It's not confirmed in every single episode. We move further away from being iron on

and closer to being ICNN. I Carly National News, a reputable news station for Icarly universe goings and not a QAnon-esque conspiracy theory rabbit hole. Yeah. Because we're just right. We're right and we're right. No, and we're right. And that's Yeah, because we're just right. We're right and we're right and we're right. No, and we're right.

And that's that. And we're right. Same thing. We talk about 9-11 being connected to I Carly and really are talking about the Middle East and the Tencent and the Middle East. Yeah. Yeah.

What the fuck is going on there? Also, there was a lot there, so I'm not sure if you quite got exactly what they were talking about. I did. One character says to the other, I've been to your house before, and they're like,

oh, Nickelodeon is confirming these two characters have had sex with each other. Yes, and I'm gonna go ahead and say, they've gotten to Adel. They have certainly gotten to Adel at this point. You can tell by the way they look at each other. The inter-sanked them. Listen ladies, if you wanna be QAnon,

you've gotta develop some background. How did we get from point A to point B, you know? And why? And why? What's the point? Who does it have? Where's the, follow the money? Dude, this is insane.

These women love conspiracy. I would do a show with that about conspiracy theories. Yeah. I'm throwing it out there. Well, I mean, the greater point is I Carly is a false flag operation. And Dan Snyder was a patsy. Dude, if you're not watching I Carly,

the terrorist win. That's what I'm saying. Everyone needs to watch I Carly. All right. Anything else you want to play from this? I mean, everything else is pretty much examples of things we've already reinforced, just how seriously they take the show. It's pretty exciting. I guess my bad writing clip,

which I think is clip number 12 maybe. The way that I looked at it was it's not even about her character. It's the fact that the writers understood the situation. Yeah. And we're writing her into this situation when a character like that has no conceptualization of the fact that like this person thinks I'm their friend in an outfit playing a trick on them. Like that's such an insane thing for someone to like not be aware of. Yeah. That like her her reactions are like it's like bad writing. Like in my head, it was bad writing. Not that she was too dumb or did see to realize what was happening. That's what I'm saying.

It was bad writing. It wasn't an authentic. Yeah. Hold on a second. I think I have a drop for that. No shit, sure. No shit, no shit. What?

The writers of my car really weren't brilliant? What? Well, like you said, we are kind of invested in them now, and it's nice to watch them mature because right before our eyes, they're like, I gotta tell you guys, I don't think this children show from 15 years ago. Some of the writing is a little sloppy.

I gotta say this plot doesn't even make a lot of sense. I don't think this would even happen in the real world. I don't know why they would do a show like this. I'm gonna say it's like they're trying to entertain like 12-year-olds. It's weird. And also, why is there only one female smurf? It doesn't make sense.

No. Anyway. Anyway. And just steal burn like that, you know? Why? No, that's a fucking show right there. They balanced back and forth between taking children shows seriously at night 11 conspiracy. I love it. I would watch that.

And how do they turn it? Totally shit. I wish I would have thought that before we came up with who are these socials? Fuck. What a show format. Yeah. Damn. You've heard me talk about magic mind. It has become an important part of my morning routine. Since October, I drink a bottle every morning to help boost my productivity, focus, and mood.

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All right, I want to share with you guys, Elha Reble and Tony Muscrat teamed up and put together the official music video for DabbleCon. And it is brilliant. If you're not watching and you're listening, this will still be fun, but you should go to YouTube, check out Babler' channel to watch it.

Do you watch this yet, Chris? No, sir. Oh, cool. All right, I think you're going to enjoy this. So you can try to make it up. You'll see you on the little work. Is there? Thank you.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. This is the extended version. We've seen the lights go out on Carlson. We saw Carter take his throne. The kids grow Too much said it'd be a failure That terrible kindness weekend in Rochester He blocked Bob Levy She's gonna be a fucking flop And then God drunk alone

We held a trip to the Daabler We put our pinkies up to skew the tap was five below We drove through fucking snow and we went right on with the show Welcome to Devil God AKA Stunner's Slam, AKA Woops Chum AKA Stunner's Cup A.K.A. Sturkslam, A.K.A. Wolveschuh, A.K.A. Sturkslam. So I'll be dabble with his tits out. It was adorable indeed.

Oh my God, or my big fat Chitties tired. Comic saw were brutally making fun of that Waldo guy. We didn't care at all. John was tweeting Lauren Bober. Well all the dabblers had a ball. The game from near and far We hung out at the bar Skinny Chad became a star

I'm fucking dead now! Chad, you're a fucking idiot I'm the real man, I'm the real man I'm the real man, I'm the real man Okay, I'm gonna start out right now And take Chad's a fucking idiot You know those lights What bright on calls in.

No comment about the door. The doors were smashed, and the ATM was stolen. Doctor Steve was bombing photos. I'm all but he's coming down. You've got to stop. We're starting to get out. And no J's clothes were sold. Had a beer with Anthony Cumia He was fucking awesome as you would expect

Potatoes were getting kissed Kevin don't fuck took a piss We can't Junk's Man The Realize Get No Misty Orics You're getting all misty, all right? Red Devil Con! Comedy at the Carlson! Oh, it looks like an idiot.

Here we go. Very well done. Wow. Almost makes me wish I was there. That's a spirit. Yeah, that was cool. Tony Muscrat was singing some karaoke as they showed in that video and just very well done all around.

Boys, appreciate you coming to the show and putting that together for us. Now, you might have noticed there, Elha Rebley does an amazing Kevin Brennan impression, and he did it on our show when I missed it, and then I was editing the show, I'm like, oh, shit, I should have explored that a little bit more. But rather than having Ella who Reble back on the show

to do that, I think even better idea is to let Kevin Brennan do it. Because here's the deal. There's a lot of drama going on right now with a number of the shows that we're sometimes associated with. And this is not a drama show. Who are these podcasts? It's a comedy, roast style show.

We don't do the drama thing. It's not our thing. So I really, I was like, you know what? We can leave Chad alone. But then, Jackie Marlow, sends me over a link to a video, a great all the time stamps for me. I said, you have to watch this, it's amazing.

Misery loves company this past week. Chad wasn't invited to be on the show and they spent an hour and 40 minutes calling him an idiot and a piece of shit. And some of the best stuff I've ever seen. And I wanna apologize right now to Mike Geary. I hope this doesn't turn you into one of Kumi's cocks for being on this episode.

Oh man, it was devastating. Titled to be branded that way. Dude, my Q rating is way down now because everyone agrees with Chad. He is the best judge of talent and entertainment out there. I like that, I like that, like China's no idea who I am. He just blindly went like, oh, he's gonna coo me his cuck. I'm like, what are you basing that on?

Wow, if you're not with him, you're a gut sub, I think, is what, so Chad works. So, Chad tweeted Dave Landau and Kevin Brighton doesn't like Dave Landau, okay. So this got Kevin very upset. This is so childish. It's actually entertaining because these are all adult men who are complaining about this shit.

It's actually pretty funny. Chad's an idiot. You can't teach a guy to be that dumb. He just started doing a show called The Cux of the compound media, the Cux of the compound. He's cucking it up to Dave Landel. That's a better name. That's what it is. media, the coxeter compound, he's cucking it up to Dave Landel on Twitter. Like he's cucking it up and then it'll go, well Dave Landel's been good to me. Okay, that's fine.

Why are you cucking it up to Dave Landel? You know I have a problem with Dave Landel. I'm literally paying Chad money to do my show. He's not doing it at a volunteer work. He's literally getting paid to do my show. Dave Landau, I guess got him a gig one time in Tampa, at the Tampa improv, and Chad acts like this guy, the best friend anyone's ever had. It's fucking, yeah, Chad's not on today. So I mean, it's fucking laughable that Chad's like,

well, no, well, well, land else doing great. Then why does it need a tweet from you? You're not doing great. So why does he need a tweet from you? I literally have to just tip my hat to Kevin Brennan and go, I'm not gonna make fun of Chad. If Kevin's gonna do this. Good job at it.

I'm just letting him do it. Yeah, you're gonna take a week off. Yeah, here we go. This is the week off. I want to point out this word, Cuck is totally transformed in the last couple of months. I was just about to say, these guys are such miserable assholes

that they've changed friendship to Cuckery. Yes. You guys like each other. You're like, oh, you're a Cuck form. A Cuck is someone who likes to have their girlfriend or wife get fucked by other men while they watch Correct. It's not to say like I think Dave Landau's funny We'll be cooking at the bar later tonight if I do what's the coming me to do Comfy Sean like oh, let's know these cocks. Yeah, why you never did you get cock?

All right, well Everything's gonna come to show. I'm like, oh, let's know all these cocks. Yeah, why are you laughing at that joke, you cuck? Okay. All right. Well, because I just can't get enough of it, and this happens, like I said, for an hour and 40 minutes, but I just pulled out some of the more fun times that Chad's called a piece of shit out of his own show. But all the people that hate Chad, they go, Chad's a piece of shit, and they go,

they're right, Chad is a piece of shit and I go they're right Chad is a piece of shit So I don't have to have them on it's like you know Chad Chad's been bragging about how his numbers are off He's gonna do a mLC after show good. I have a lot of energy to do the mLC after show since he's not doing the mLC show So so save up he can watch the show He can have a take on the MLC after show. He's a fucking idiot. He's just an idiot. So the funny thing about Mr. Loose Company right now, and they're definitely getting some momentum, is because the show is mostly ripping on Chad. And Kevin thinks they need Chad to be there in order to do it, but I

don't. Clearly, clearly, I do. Yes. You can just like save that your money there. You just get Bob to have some great quips and then Ray DeVita laughs at everything people say. And that's a formula. I don't know how long it'll last, but I'm enjoying it. What I think will be interesting to watch because when I listen to episode one of Kumi's Cucks,

Chad would keep jumping in and praising Kevin Brennan and basically saying like, all of Kevin's's Cucks. Chad would keep jumping in and praising Kevin Brennan and basically saying like, all of Kevin's great achievements there. You know, cucking for him, I guess. Right, yeah. And it'll be interesting to see if that changes now that Kevin's an enemy. If he suddenly becomes a has been,

that was never funny. That's usually how it goes with Chad. Yeah. You know how he deals about someone on a personal level, based on how talented he thinks they are at that time. Exactly how it works. All right, so now we're, there's speculation that Chad's upset

that he didn't get paid to be on MLC recently. And what Kevin does, he pays people using Venmo. Now what Venmo does is it shows who you're paying money to. It doesn't show how much, but it shows who you're giving money to. So, they're speculating here that Chant saw that Kevin gave Bob Levy money, but he didn't get any money, and that's why he's all pissed off.

I don't know. Yeah, so this is kind of fun. I don't know what the fuck that's for, but I know Chant's gonna gonna check that and be like, are we paid Levy, but didn't pay me. Oh, God, maybe he's seen that. Oh, man. Oh, I know what he already saw. He's got nothing to do. They except be a piece of shit and fucking be like, snoop it around. You know, he's on my bed. I'm like, Oh, he paid Levy. Didn't pay me. Yeah, cause you're a piece of shit. Have land up. Hey, you piece of fucking

shit. Unbelievable. But it's always somebody else's fault. My step that's crazy because he will make my coffee. Right. It's always a piece. It's always something that credit quite thing. I didn't do anything. What do you have 50 pages of a fucking criminal history? Miscommunication. And I haven't even checked it a while, so it's probably been more. So our show is transformed in front of everybody's eyes. We are just going to be watching Mr. Galeum's company now with chance that I'm the show and enjoy it together. It's funny because when Kevin goes after someone I like, I'm like, why does he like, why is he always so fucking angry? And then when he goes after someone I know,

I'm like, oh, he is very funny. Good point, Kevin. Yeah. Now they're going to talk about, this is great because I'm talking about how Chad always blames everyone else. Everyone else's fault all the time for everything that bad that happens to him, which is what losers do, obviously. And so they're on to him. And this is talking about, you know, Chad says everybody has this narrative that we're, you know, Chrissy mayor and Frank

and myself. We're just pushing this, this narrative about it. Right. Chad, Chad always paints a picture. Everyone's an idiot, but him. It's like, you're an idiot. That's why you get fired from everywhere. That's an idiot, but him. And it's like, you're an idiot. That's why you get fired from everywhere. That's why you get, yeah, they literally drove them out of Los Angeles. So, when I love about this is that he's always saying, and this is the thing about Chad Zumak,

and it's never been more true for anyone. Everything he says is a projection. So every time he rips on someone for something that they do, that's what he does. So when he talks about building a narrative, Chad talking about how successful he is and how funny he is, and everyone likes him, this is all shit that's not true at all.

This is his narrative that he's trying to create. He's the one pushing a narrative. That's false. I'm still hung up on Kevin St. They literally drove him out of Los Angeles. I picked her up parade and him on a float, you know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Patrick, Michael, Chad, they're all kind of the same guy. And it's very OP and John a little bit to be like, oh, everyone in my life eventually has an issue with me. So they are all assholes.

Yeah, look at my love. I'm thinking, maybe I'm the problem. What kind of look is this? Every person I meet turns out to be an asshole. Why does that mean to me? What did I do? Maze. I guess some bum. So this is more, um,

cock talk, which I got, I guess they're changing the definition, but it's fine. Plus chat acts like it's the crime of the century to cut up to anybody, to cut up to anybody. He's got a problem. You're cuckin up to fucking Carl and and and come in because he don't like them. So he had a meltdown about that too, but it's okay if he cucks up to people. Yeah, it's it's because land I used them once in Florida. He's a walking contradiction. He'll lie in the middle of his own lie. Very good, Ray. I'm glad that you're picking up on this. He's not good at lying because we always can see right through it. Yeah.

Well, I mean, after this show, I'm going to be cucking some shows on Netflix that I enjoy. Just shut the cuck up. They've just just enjoying something. Yeah. Hey, honey, are you cucking dinner? They've changed this is just enjoying something. Yeah. Hey, honey, are you cucking dinner? We're gonna hang it out here. Just cuck just means everything down.

It's like smurfing. It's the new smurfing. Why wait a minute, but the smurf so much today. Producer cuck is here. Cuck down. That's enough on you. Cuck off. You should be seeing it out here. And, uh, cook down. All right. That's enough on you. You should be seeing it. I heard. All right. This is a great comment that comes in from somebody who's super chain. They're going to

get a ton of super chats on this episode. That's what it means. Right. I'm going to go to the bottom. Yeah. Ray is non-binary. Chad is non-foney. Okay. But that's a lot of words. Read it, right? If Chad is officially gone from Amal Cedars, the greatest day in the life of all Americans. Seriously, today is like reverse 9-11. Never forget. 220. 220.

But everything you write today on Twitter, hashtag it 220. A reverse 9-11 is one of the funniest things. That's a great concept right there. Who would think the I Carly episode would sit a record for 9-11 references? Oh, this is it, man. This is our night 11 episode. I think my favorite part of that clip is Bob saying, ah, this is too many words. Someone else takes this. He just saw there are two lines of text that went, all right, I'm not doing this on him. See, normally Chad would be saying that,

but it's not there. All right, so that was, that was very funny. So everyone's getting in on the act now. Everyone's having fun bashing Chad. And so they just, they just keep it going, cooking around. And this is great because this is true. This is a true statement from Kevin, he would know. A lot of people fucking hate

Chad. For a reason, they're not making it up. Chad's fucking these these these are these like human garbage. A lot of people. He's stepped up. Who likes Chad? Of all the people were like three people like him. Florentine and and God free. And Dave maybe. Dave went out. Yeah, Dave and that guy in L.I. What's his name? Skate. Skate. Skate like some. But that's four people. Everybody else.

Don't. So everybody else is way, a way bigger number than the people that like them. Tony Major like some. That's fine. I mean, people that people that literally know Chad. Well, do that like them. Tony Major likes them. That's fine. I mean, people that literally, no Chad, well, do not like them. To know him is to hate him. I'm like, that's amazing. Do you see why that's not true?

That's right. Yes, I do. It's hilarious. Every time you try to get out. To know him well, Jim Florentine's on the phone with the guy for nine hours a day. That's right. He doesn't really know that.

I heard Chad say, he's, they never miss a day's on the phone with the guy for nine hours a day. That's right. He doesn't really say that. I heard Chad say, they never miss a day talking on the phone. To his gym set, that's not true. Right. He's like, no, that's not it. So they were now saying that, Chad is like the Jesse Pinkman and Kevin Brennan is the Walter White. Because,

Kevin's really the ringleader here and Chad's the idiot who has to be put in his place from time to time Because he runs his fucking mouth and he's an idiot. I think I said that twice, but I met it Also, he's an idiot Yeah, but Jesse would sober up every now. That's true. I don't know about that. That's true Yeah, Jesse has some good idea. So that's giving him a little too much credit. Good boy. I don't even know. Well, then I have a message from Chad Lee. Raise lying about me making the shirts when my dry bar specials coming out. I was selling them three years before I even had a dry dry bar special. I could kill less.

His special is number one, raise and knowing and not self aware of that. That's my only problem with race. So basically you're a fucking idiot and you don't know it. So what? He chads call someone an idiot. No, chads calling somebody not to self aware. He's the most honest self aware motherfucker

the world's ever seen. Chad watch Pinkman, watch Pinkman, and then look at what your own fucking the way you live your own fucking life. Pinkman didn't get along with his parents because they were like, this fucking Pinkman's a real fucking Pinkman. I look, and my favorite part of that is that Chad is watching and texting. Yes. Oh, Chad's watching this whole thing. Yeah.

If Monday Kirkman and text me and says, hey, don't come in today, we're going to bash you for two hours. I'd be like, all right, I'm going to skip that episode. You're going to be right. You're going to be watching live. I wouldn't be trying to defend myself. Yeah, he'd be a tax. Actually, this point was, a lot of what you said was right,

but you said one wrong thing. He's texting Bob during the show. Saying that Ray DeVito is no self-awareness. I love that. Kevin's like, he's the least self-aware person and that's what you were just talking about. Mike, that's the reason why we latch out of these people because they have no self-awareness.

Yeah, and texting about someone being unself-aware is in its own right unaware. Right. I'm going to convince this guy. So, check out this emoji. So this is another great superchat that comes in remembering that we're talking about Chad as Jesse Pinkman. Right. Yeah.

Well, Pinkman only learned to stay in line when Walt would hurt or kill his loved ones. I think it's not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it.

I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm not going to be your own bashing. I'm just an hour in now. You've all been bashing him and they're like, no, he has, he has the link if he wants to come join us, but they speculate and why he hasn't. Jules David. Holy David. Oh, David.

Second, $100 donation today. That we set him at. And Adam sent him a link. Yeah, I texted him there. That's much. He might be too drunk to to work it though. I don't know. Like he had to be guzzling his straight out of the bottle.

Is it spring light? Okay. Didn't he break it with his abble? Yeah. Yeah. And that time he was one time he went up. He didn't have his underwear. I mean, he was just wearing his underpants as you like to call him.

Underpants. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck? What? Why was he in his underwear? Like, like you know it's like he was drunk He was drunk But you kind of know you're gonna be in like David. He's like David Hasselhoff It was like three o'clock in the afternoon. He said he took a nap and then he was in his underpants

He's in the pizza on the rug. I'm fucking on naked. What the fuck that's what he's doing in his bathtub No, that's not saying just say you're drunk. Just say I'm I was drunk. What the fuck? That's what he is just in his bathtub. No, that's not saying. Just say you're drunk. Just say I was drunk. Yeah, I was drunk. That's why I took a nap and that's why I made my underpants on a podcast. And three in the afternoon. That's just drunk talk.

Beautiful drunk talk. My main takeaway from that clip is, could someone let Jules David know, W-A-T-S, is Thursdays at six p.m. Seriously? Where is he? Yes. She T S is Thursdays at six minutes. Seriously. Where is this? She's just throwing her money at these guys. Trying to get them to get Chad on the show and we're now an hour and 40 minutes in and

Chad joins the show. Oh boy. He's got a twist. And I said I'm a nice note. And you can't lie. No. Yeah. But it's just like bob i mean how come the it's a double standard like bob goes on kumi issue after you

quit then he goes to uh... rom com like how come he's not getting yelled at so what i was even think about bob's bob's diplomatic you're you're fucking pink man you're a muchar so it's like so so you're loyal to land now it's not about loyalty but you're loyal to Landau. It's not about loyalty. But you're still cucking up to Landau and where you get mad at anybody, it cucks up to anybody. Yeah, I like importing out this double standard

because Chad is one of these guys who like goes overboard with kissing people's asses. Yeah. And publicly too, with tweets and things like that. And then he accuses me of kissing Anthony's ass. I don't tweet saying, I can't believe Anthony's this funny. How is it possible?

It's unreal. No, it's uncanny. It seems like the only way Chad knows how to gain allegiance is to overly publicly kiss someone's ass. Right. That's the only definition of friendship that he has, really. And I'm sorry. I forgot.

My thing is that the troubling thing about this analogy is it seems like Bob is Galebediker in this situation. It's bad news. Wow. And I'm sorry. I forgot to say that he's cucking. He was cucking that down. Yes.

He's the guy who has the show about how cucking is bad. He makes fun of people for cucking so much. He's such a cuck himself. This real love's cuckney. It's a real double standard over there, Chad. So again, Kevin Brennan explains that Chad has no self-awareness, but this is fun because it's two chats face this time. So maybe it is fun when he's there.

I'm sure it's gonna sink in, right? For land out at the time. So the point is, you're saying raise that self-aware? You're an 80, you're the least self-aware guy mother fucker ever met It's so fun It's just like a chance phase Kevin really has discovered a format here. Oh my god really something else That is that that's the good thing I think here's the difference between Kevin and Chad because like they both burn bridges and everything

Yeah, but Kevin will just have you on and say it to you Where's I feel like Chad doesn't really do that. Like it doesn't stand by his own words. Now, I haven't seen Chrissy Mayer on Sit Down Zumak recently. Not really. She was on Biggest Problem in the Universe. She was over at Dick's house with Dick and Vito. And I was, I guess her and Vito made up.

That's good. It's good, very nice. Yeah. glad our friends are cucking with each other. That was waiting. It warms your heart, Paul, this cucking going on. You got this cucking really warms my heart. It's good to see. All right, so this is great because KB calls Chad a hack. And that's why I would divide it funny.

Okay. How are you still in great? So why is he needed to wait for me? You fucking right. You're not. I'm I'm I'm I'm shitting on Kumi of all people your idol the guy you're like good one boss. I think that's gonna kill me a more than you. I should not kill me a way. I'm doing it before you. That's how you know he's not a cook. He was shitting on Kumiya. The proofs that. I gotta say, I love Anthony. I grew up listening to open Anthony.

I think he had these hilarious guy. Why is the standard of a man? Whether or not you cook Anthony Kumiya. I don't know. In Chad's world though, Chad really simplifies the world, doesn't he? It's very black and white for him. He's just like, you're calling me a cock?

I said, he's the coombia sucks. How can I be a cock? That should be a presidential debate question. Have you ever cocked for Anthony? I was doing it before you. If Chad was to explain his outta cock, he can just say, I didn't have a girlfriend. I can't even get laid.

Yeah. Yeah, so there, that proves I can't even be a con. You know, I wanted to be. No girls will talk to me. So it's proof. And now another super check comes in. This one comes in from the Chad Zumak new number one fan. Oh, Chad before she dies, can you read this?

Chad's number one fan, $5. Oh, now you're not before she dies. Can you read this? Chats number one fan five dollars all the haters will look dumb when check gets in a shape and learns comedy It's so funny coming from this old lady Like even old ladies are sick of Chad Check into the shape and learns comedy. It's hilarious, well done. Whoever that is, and then yeah, God. I think I said this to you off there, but like Chad's big problem is, because like if you look at it as a complete outsider,

you would think like, oh, that's good. It's actually good that Chad's fighting back. Like it's what John should have done, but Chad's problem is he's humorless. Like he doesn't have any fun with it. He's bad at it. I think that's what Doug from who's right was saying when he came on the show too.

He's just like, look, other people are coming to Chad. He's pushing back. He's just doing it wrong. That's good. Yeah, exactly. He's got the right plan of the wrong strategy, I guess. Exactly. Something like that.

I don't know. All right, let's get in one more parting shot on Chad before we end the show. If you're a lip-read Chad, you can only get half the story. That fucking guy give me a job. I've had it. You can have mine, Morty. You can have my fucking job. And if you lip-read, Chad, you only get half the story as a very funny cowbats. That's very well done. So we'll Chad be back. Is he done with? No, he's been back since us.

Okay, all right. So I thought he was going to be a substitute teacher. So I'm going to. All right, so I decided to go and look for the beer show episode two. Okay, because I enjoyed episode one so much from Greg Opie Hughes. So to be completely honest, I'm shocked there's an episode two. I thought we may never get it.

So good for him. Bad news. There isn't. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. And the man has a good amount. And the man has a good amount. And the man has a good amount. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Apparently it takes a long time to produce these shows. It's like Star Wars movies, you know. It takes a couple of years to really get everything into place. So he doesn't have that yet.

But as I was snooping around looking for episode two, I did see some clickbait titles. And oh yeah. Oh yeah. And one of them was bashing Jim Norton. So, you know, that's always fun. We talked about this on the Blind Mike Project yesterday. Oh you did?

Oh yeah. Well then you already know about this. Let's, we'll get producer Chris's take that. How about that? The last standup I saw of Jim's was awful. Carroll! Look in the end Jimmy was, he's just a mediocre comedian that was smart enough to take our giant open Anthony audience and make something of it.

He's still living off our giant open Anthony audience. So God bless him, he figured that out at least, but he's just an okay comedian, especially at this point. You're especially at this point as if opi's paying attention. That's really the opi doesn't have a few examples of this. Is he talks out of this? He's not watching people shows. He's not listening to Jim stand up or listening to Jim Sam's show. He's like, that sucks. It's terrible. It's not even good. Yeah, based on what his star is fading Yeah, right. It's a funny. He's a

I love I love my favorite part about that clip is the guy that hired Jim Norton is saying that which we mean One point in opi's life. He looked at Jim Norton said, you know what son? I think you've got the mediocrity it takes to be on this program Yeah, which is it? He likes to brag he was funny. How's that he was the one that hired Jimmy likes to brag about that He's like that was me. I was the one to decide to bring him out of that. He's going in he was never even funny Right, which is it yeah, I saw the nothing in this man. Yes, I Need I thought our show needed two people had nothing to say so I brought him on

Jesus I need I thought our show needed two people had nothing to say so I brought him on. Oh yeah. Jesus. It's embarrassing. All those years of being on the radio, what do you got to show for a cartoon character? Because you're too lazy to actually write material at this point because of other things that that goes on in your life. Yeah, there's one thing I know about Jim Norton, he's too lazy to write material. How many hours of stand up has he written and performed and put out? Yeah, and there was a good run where he was doing like, especially he.

Yeah, no shit, but he's lazy. He's lazy, yeah. So you're like, well, you know, I just can't focus in right material anymore. So I'll just be believe I'm a bad comedian. So stupid. Well, you're making fun. You're presenting your a bad podcast, too.

Yeah. And not everyone can come up with a junk fart. Well, we kind of glossed over to like what Opie loves doing this, where he's like, you know, because of other things in his life, which is alluding to something mysterious. Yes, but it's like, Opie doesn't know Jim. So what the fuck could he possibly be talking about? Right. That's a really good point.

One of the things that Opie likes to do, he used to do this on the air when they'd have fights. Is he'd be like, oh, you better not even go there because I'll say some things about you that you don't want out there. You know, you want to talk about people saying things? Yeah, he's like, oh, you want to go there? I'll go there. I remember Anthony going, yeah, what? What do you have? Because it's way worse.

It's way worse if Anthony's like, oh shit, okay, never mind. Because then he said, fuck it's fucking scary. I don't want my skeletons being exposed. Yeah, right. Like holy shit, what is this thing? Then Anthony doesn't want out there. But yeah, that's one of Opie's fun things to do.

Is it just like make this crazy statement. It doesn't mean anything. People at home just be like, I guess Jim's murdering prostitutes again. I can't write a copy. Yeah, he went up the wagon. I don't think it was related. I don't think it was in response to this particular clip. But Norton was on Bobby Kelly's podcast last week

Yeah, and Bobby asked him like where the will there ever be a reunion with you guys and Jim said absolutely not I just paid OP like I have no interest in doing that. Yeah This is a pretty common knowledge Jim is not a fan of OP and obviously vice versa So now OP is going to explain the devil verse to us. I can't think of a man better qualified to explain the appeal of Stuttering John. I mean Greg will be. Everyone picking on Stuttering John stinks. I don't really know what

Stuttering John did to deserve to deserve all the hate he's getting. It's kind of you don't. I can explain it to you. Yeah, you have time. No, it sounds like he's going to speculate anyway. Yeah, I hope he's style. Of course. Yeah. Oh, he sent me a hundred bucks on PayPal. And I will tell you, I'll send it to my friend. And then I'll explain it to it. Oh, right, Joe. He's getting it's kind of it's kind of dumb. I had the problem with the low level podcast. It's the all they just all follow each other. It's they all they're they're

just all follow each other. There's nothing. No one is no one is standing out. No one is trying to do something different to lead the pack. They're all doing the exact same thing. Oh, it's cool to hate on stuttering. John, let's go for it. It's it's ridiculous. Podcast slash YouTube drama is some of the most useless mind numbing content possible. It's weird. It's a page out of the open Anthony book. I mean, okay. So now again, he's saying it sucks. He's also going to take credit for it. But it was good. We did. Right. Yeah. Well, listen to this logic that he has for this because obviously we've based who are these podcasts on Jack to

over I feel like maybe he's one big us in with these other third-rate podcasts and he's talking about possibly the page out of the open Anthony book. I mean here. I'll tell you look, I'll give you all the insights stuff. I don't care anymore. Here we go. um... inside start when when we uh... when we uh... when in and weren't feeling the material that the the behind the scenes guys gave us our producers or there wasn't much going on in the news or maybe we were tired we would say alright time to beat up a radio show so the problem is that's what these podcasters are doing that all they're doing with their time did you hear that behind the scenes? If they were tired, they'd go to the look around the room and be like,

ugh, let's make fun of radio guys. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That was your sleep last night, not great. You wanna go find some radio shows? Yeah, probably a good idea. Ha ha ha. I'm the fucking idiot.

He goes, I love the way he set that up too. He goes, I'm gonna give, I don't even care anymore. I'm gonna give you the behind the scenes stuff. That was one of the bits that he would do was make it one of the shows, yeah, we know. We know, but also, like, Opie does this all the time where he's like, you know what, today's the day I don't care anymore.

I know, I'm gonna start, really talking. It's like, we said that three months ago and eight months ago and a year and a half ago. I'm not gonna talk about Anthony anymore after this one time and that's's going to be the end of that three years later. Every fucking title of every video he puts out. And he's the worst. I wonder how his therapy's going.

I think he's done with it. I think he graduated from therapy. He graduated. Because I did a bonus episode of why you laughing. Opie versus Jim. Yeah. And so it made me remember that OP was basically like, he kept saying like that these guys are obsessed with me.

And it's like now your titles of your videos are literally Jim Norton's sucks at comedy. Yeah. Like Anthony's a racist. Yeah, oh yeah. Like who's obsessed with who, OP? Oh yeah, I don't know. Opie is definitely taking on the offensive now

because he has nothing, hey, I'll tell you something behind the scenes stuff guys. I'm gonna tell you some stuff. I don't care anymore. Opie has nothing else to talk about. Opie literally has nothing to tell you. He's nothing going on. So the only thing you can talk about

is the guys on the open Anthony's show that people still care about. That's really obvious. Ampere. He's pretty good to talk about beer. Yeah. What is this like a hops flavor that I'm tasting in this IPA? I taste the liquid.

Oh, that's what you're doing. And all they're doing with their time is just beating another podcast up. And that's all they do. They're gossip queens. The point is, it was only one page out of the OBE and Anthony book. Because then other days we're like, okay, we got real material, we got a real guest coming in. Let's do something different. But if you do that every single day, it's not impressive. And if everyone else is doing it, it's not impressive. So what? This low level

podcast is going to have a little something on all the rest of the low level podcast and then one of those podcasts is gonna move to the top. It is. Wait a second. Is there a blind mic is going? Is that the blind mic project is that going to the top? You're damn right. Oh no. But yeah, you know, you can't do it every day, Carl. You just do it every day for a month like I talked to us. Yeah, Jacktober, they would make fun of a radio show every single day in the month of October. I guess they retired that month. I guess it was real bad. Well, to go back to the lazy thing, it's one of the great points that Sam Roberts made

when like, Opie and Jim were kind of chirping back and forth at each other years ago, where like, Opie would keep saying like, Jim's lazy or Jim and Sam are lazy. And Sam was like, if you wanna talk about lazy, there are two men that ever did show prep for the Opie and Anthony show when they were on next time. And those were Sam Roberts and Travis Teft. Yeah, right. So I don't know who's lazy in that scenario, Opie.

Yeah, it's not a good word to use, especially to a guy like Sam Roberts, who does so much. Right, yeah, he's like a workhorse. Yeah, if you were just hosting a morning show five days a week That's a fucking full-time job. That's a lot of work But I'm on top of that he's podcasting and doing wrestling events and wrestling shit. Yeah, lazy is not the word I would use Right because they're gonna have something on the person that had something on them The problem is you know that you sells, sure, why not?

But after a while, you got to back it up with actual real material. I was watching Anthony the other day, and he was talking about how, when he's walking around in New York City sometimes, he sees guys, he thinks they're open, but they're actually homeless people. If I saw that guy on the corner down the street, I would give him a dollar. He looks terrible. What a psychotic life Anthony has had to lead now. Yeah, he's everywhere.

It's somewhat less scary. Remember when Maddox thought that beer companies were marketing to homeless people? He had this whole theory because I just saw that sticker right there that somebody made for us where it's a homeless guy with a butt-wise shirt. That's fun for you. See if any of those typos shows actually have that, I don't know because I don't really listen to much of it at all.

That's my favorite part of this whole video. He's like, and then this show does this thing, and then there's all these other shows they're doing that, and then they say this. Or so I've heard. Yeah, I've never even looked at an older podcast or told me. Yeah, I was talking, I've never heard of it. Yeah, he goes, he goes, drama is boring.

And meanwhile, like you said, every title is clickbait around drama. Yeah. So, all right, I hope you, I hope you say something. And it's not just like this version of OP, it's one of his entire careers. Correct. He was literally a shock jock. Yeah, no, he literally made fun of Howard Stern,

every chance that he got to create drama between them and Howard Stern. He's still dead. Now that was an obsession. And then, you know, he stomps people's cakes and he would hang up on guests and get them to walk out. It's like, you love it.

And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, you love drama, Opie. Just acknowledge it. So, Opie doesn't know anything about podcasting, even though he talks about it, but what he does know about his politics. I love when Opie gives us his hot political takes, because then that's when I learned shit.

Opie doesn't know politics like he doesn't know anything else. Okay, thank you brother. Yeah, I'm stupid to think that there's a massive gun problem in America. I'm just dumb. Major gun problem in the United States of America. And we got politicians that absolutely do nothing. They look the other way. They got a little thing in their folders.

You have a hot take drop over there anywhere. Pretty impressive. Holy shit. Wow. He walked right into it. Good stuff over. Oh, and those were my, go ahead, buddy. Those were my favorite episodes of Opie and Anthony when Opie would really take Anthony to task on his political takes. I remember that happening all the time. Yeah, he's got nothing. And it's so funny because yeah, dear point, Chris, the guy goes, oh, we don't know anything about politics.

He's just like, oh, yeah. Well, I know that there's a gun problem. Like, what's the most today? I know I got your Biden as president. I know. I know lots of things. And the chat wins again. If I don't know politics,

then how come I know the word inflation? Who? Excellent. That's the thing. And the chant wins again. If I don't know politics, and how come I know the word inflation? Excellent. That's the mark, guy. Deficit. Shooting, here you go. Read it again. Thoughts and priors.

And they add their stupid wife to the thoughts and prayers. Like that's gonna make it a little more special. Okay, put that letter back in the file because you know we're gonna need it in another couple weeks You can shove your thoughts of prayers up your butt man. There are an estimated 400 or 500 million guns in America You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube if we okay, so kind of a good point by this person to say like I'm well, how would you solve it that? Oh, P there's a lot of guns in this country. So let's fight out

Hope he's gonna now solve this problem for us. Oh good. We were gonna deal with too to guns in this country. So let's fight out. I hope he's going to now solve this problem for us. Okay. We were going to deal with too many guns in America. We should have done that 30 or 40 years ago. I understand that is a big part of this issue of course, but these stupid people down in Washington do absolutely nothing. Nothing. They have no ideas. Legal guns aren't the problem.

I think the politicians are the problem. Whoa! There's another hot tank. I don't trust any of them. Wow. I'm glad, I'm getting inside. I'm glad someone's finally sticking it to the empty suits and DC. All right.

The fat cats. They're not doing anything. Aren't they passing gut legislation all the time? Isn't that one of the... Whatever. What do I know? All right. Well, I think it's a very insightful time is not one of the, whatever, what do I know? All right, well, I think it's a very insightful take to be like, you know what the real problem is?

Is people, there's extremes on either song and the real answer lies in the middle. The middle of the road, I'm being insightful. All right, so this is what we've proven so far. Hope he doesn't know anything about Jim Norton's comedy. He doesn't know anything about the dabble verse. He doesn't know anything about Jim Norton's comedy. He doesn't know anything about the dabble verse. He doesn't know anything about podcasts. A beer.

He doesn't know anything about politics, but I bet he knows a lot about science. If there's one thing I know about Opie, he is well versed. Remember, he's the one making these videos. I'm not pulling these out from his show and showing you how to context. He's putting these up as if this is like hot takes that are gonna get people into the open show.

Moving slightly faster than the speed of light, Ben space time, that's how you travel. Wow, Eddie, damn Eddie, cheers. Oh, he said it right that time. But what is time, man? What is time? The universe doesn't have time I think the dumbest thing humans did was invent the clock who's you think the dumbest thing he was

invent the clock that's the dumbest thing you can say that that's the dumbest thing human's dead let him finish okay all right you're right let's hear him out let's hear him out That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. They're saying that that's the dumbest thing you've ever said. Let him finish. Okay, all right, you're right. Let's hear him out. Let's hear him out. Let's see what he means by that. What's this?

Oh, this is so he can keep track of time. But what's time? I don't know. We determine that, you know, we go around the sun on this flat earth of ours. And that's not even correct. People who thought it was a flat earth thought that the sun went around the earth, the earth is in the middle. Either way, this is my favorite opi, the proud smug opi. Yes, things he has on the surface.

He teaches a favorite to hold. This is great. I don't know. It takes, it takes like a circuit amount of time. So that we're going to call that a year. Wait a second. This is a video called takes like a circuit amount of time, so now we're gonna call that a year. Wait a second, this is a video called Time is not real and he just used the word Time to describe. It takes us about a time.

So it is real. Okay, good. Also, the thing that he's describing is so meticulous and well thought out. He's fucking moron. He's fucking moron. Yeah, be one thing if there was a sundial, if we were still using that, then I could be like, guys, this is stupid, but no. Yeah.

Oh, these retards thought, well, the sun goes one rotation around the earth. That's what people don't understand. If there's like other earths and other suns, their concept of a year would be dramatically different than our own. That's what people don't understand. I think I think kids understand that. Guys, enough about this issue. What is it you don't get? Jesus Christ, I hope you, does he think everyone does dumb as him?

He must. You know what people don't understand is that this whole thing that we call a year is only based on the fact that we live on earth. No shit! So then at that point, you're like, we made up time. This is our version of time. Oh God, you have a-

I love when OP has like, basically pot thoughts like that you would have in high school. Right. And he thinks he's like deep and insightful. Oh, he is. Hey, man, we created time. Yeah, no, we know that. You know what else?

Seven days a week? It doesn't even exist. That's the stuff that people made up that there's seven days in a week. Yeah. It's just some dumb thing we created to make life a hell of a lot easier. Last we forget he is a self-professed deep thinker.

He says it several times. I wonder if he doesn't even know the word deep means. Deep's not real. I don't know why this is bothering me so much, but like if we eliminated time and calendars it would be fucking chaos out there. You think? Yeah. It's a dumbest thing we ever came up with. calendars it would be fucking chaos out there. You think? Yeah. No shit.

It's a dumbest thing we ever came up with. You know, it's realized that. It was clocks. Like well, some people have to like get up at a certain time to go to work. I know you'd be mad. It's shit. The morning jock is mad at clocks. I get it.

I know. Four A.M. socks. Don't get me wrong, but it is necessary. It is an important part of my society. I hope that the podcast kind of shifts to just a war on time. Yeah. We gotta get this off the books.

No more time. I'm sick of these pink Floyd Sugs. This is bullshit. All right, I mentioned earlier that I checked in on the latest episode of Free Water from our friend Penny Broken Skull, Patty C. Cups, Patrick Michael. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I go for the girl. Because that's absurd.

Oh, you know what I should have mentioned this in the previous segment. So my apologies on being so unprofessional in front of my other co-host here, a boy. It's got a really piss opi off that Anthony did a quick segment on OP's beer show and released it on YouTube. And it has 50 times the views as OP's beer show. Anthony talking about his show is way more popular than OP's show. It's like, like, you know, say whatever you want about Anthony, I think by him being behind the paywall makes him a little more irrelevant than he would be if he just put out a free podcast.

But when he puts shit on YouTube, there's still a massive audience for it. Same with Norton. It's so for OP to be like, these guys are the losers. Yeah, it doesn't, I'm a winner. It's so delusional. Yeah, it doesn't calculate in any single way, but yeah, it's funny because Anthony is so proud of OP for actually doing a show. He's like,

look, it's got an intro. It has a concept. He has other guests on there talking. It's amazing. I was watching it, but you're recording the news last time in I mean, Lucy, and we were watching that just to just to get into the spirit of things. Yeah. It's kind of a beginning and a middle and kind of a theme song. The bars so great. So low for Opie. The man that just like, let everybody know that I have a plot in his work. God, that's so this is a show. This is a show.

He does have to be weird for Anthony to be like, I worked in radio with this guy for 20 years and he can't put together a show. It's bizarre. Not from a lack of trying. Oh, he's putting shit out every day. It just has me not to do a show until now. All right. Another guy who does amazing shows, and of course, his Patrick Michael and Patrick came on his most recent episode of free water talking to me directly as he likes to do from of it myself. So no reason for you to reach out on social media. We don't need that relationship, okay? Stick to the Patreon if you got some cool things to say. Pay the $3. Right? I mean, that's what I would do. I did. You kicked me off your Patreon. Paddy, did you? Yes, I signed up years ago.

And I gave him three bucks, and then he kicked me off and blocked me. It's the no-royse club. Yeah, what the fuck, man? Now you're telling me, by the way, he's at 14. He must have the most consistent Patreon I've ever seen. He's been at either 12, 13, or 14 for years. Oh wow.

Patreon.com slash pod culture. And if you want to talk to him, I remember playing a clip very recently where he said, here's my email address, reach out to me, let me know what you guys think. Here I am on Instagram, and now he's going, don't fucking message me unless you give me money. Then I'll read your message.

Otherwise, I don't want to hear from you, I don't care. Have you ever invited him on or would that ruin the mystique? I don't think I have. I wouldn't have much to say to him, to be honest. I wanted to be the Kevin Brennan-Jowl. Just like you're an alien, I understand. I understand.

I was just wondering if you thought of it. We want to piece a shit this guy. It's everybody, look at Patty broken skull over here. We want to piece a shit. We want to cut. All right, you know, never mind. You want to get about the show now. There she sounds fun.

All right, so somebody said something about paddy complaining that Chad used an F-sler during the Kevin Brennan roast. Now, as you remember, the best thing that paddy seecups has ever done was making fun of Chad Zoom out trying to roast people. And one of the things that Chad did was he made the punchline in

Eufzler just for shock value because he doesn't know how to actually write a joke with a witty punchline. And so people are like, oh, really? You're offended by that. So now, pay the seat. I was going to let us know. He's not offended by the Eufzler. In fact, he uses it himself all the time.

And believe me, I have no problem with this word. I could care less about what you say. And in the heat of the moment, oh, yeah, it's probably probably coming out of my mouth too. I'm from a different generation. I'm just from a different generation, folks. I know some of you probably out there think I'm a fucking kid. You think that I'm young and shit? Nope. I'm an older person. He's from the F-slur generation. I didn't even realize that. Is that like the Pepsi generation? He should be doing a show with my producer, Craig, I didn't realize what an edge lawyer he was.

I want you out, guys. As I'm great, Father, did I not slur, is that right? Let's you think otherwise. I can't help it. It's so funny. So he thinks that all the suggestions that people give him are stupid and suck. Cause he gets all these comments on his YouTube videos now.

And he goes through and reads them and gets upset. Yeah, I got some comments on the Shane Gillis Matt with Cusker video that I just put up about their JRE experience and let's be honest guys when it comes to that YouTube channel the most watched or the most time watched or the most popular and well liked videos are not any of the ones that these people have recommended. Not one video that you guys have said, hey, you should do a video on that, that, that, not one time have you been right.

So stop giving him advice on how to do his show. He knows better than you. All the videos that he came up with the idea for doing the best, shut up. I like that he gives us three definitions of views on video. He's like the most watched or the most time watch. Yeah. No, we got we got it. We got it. We're going to be by that.

All these shows, they're always talking about we can't do without the fans and the listeners. We love you guys. Thanks for the support. Patty, I got to, you got to love his attitude towards it. I shut the fuck up. It's refreshing. Yeah I don't know why you're listening to it without the fans. Yeah Do not communicate with me at all

If you want to give me money fine. I'll take your fucking money. I just don't tell me you're a fan You know guys, I'm doing this all in spite of you. So thanks for thanks for listening Yeah, you could talk shit about me, but it's not gonna boost your numbers any Because I'm nothing talk shit about chouli egg art fine. Okay Thanks for listening. really help you at all. It just doesn't. I wish it did. Believe me, that'd be great. Anything to help you guys get bigger and make more money off of Anthony Kumi has recommendations. Fine. Yes. How great that would be. He is really in Chad's world right now. I think he's two thoughts on that. First of all, how do you go from destroying Chad to copying him? But also like, I like these guys a lot, but it's hilarious to me that his examples of big names are Shule and Bob Levy. Yeah. Well, hey, these are gonna be like, like, clicks. You have to understand that Patty's entire life is YouTube now. Like, that's all he does.

It's just stairs at YouTube. And nobody's making more shows right now than Chewley and Bob Levy. That's a good point. So I can see why those would be on top of mind for him. Obviously. But I like that he says, you could make fun of me, but it's not going to get you viewers or listeners. I beg to differ, sir.

Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. Yeah, buddy, come on. You're good fodder. Also, I like that he's like, you shouldn't be making fun of me because it won't make you successful.

It's like, well, what if I just enjoy it? Yeah, you're not convincing me. Can I just do this hobby here? Yeah. Try and stop me. All right. So finally, I think this is the first time he's ever done this. Patty Seacuff's gonna explain to us what the format of his show is

I had no idea and I've let's go a lot of episodes. I've waited so long. Yeah, so let's fight down. What is it? Every episode is different you got no reason to start any particular You know place within the episodes no matter how many there are and like I said this is a podcast started in 2020 that has been through some changes but it's always sort of been based around the idea of me not getting distracted being able to go through and talk about a singular topic and then move on. I think you got distracted. I will ignore my kids for 30 minutes at a time.

That's the format of my show. I should realize until like some more recently when you guys were talking about him. I didn't know he has a family while he's doing all of this. Well, he's got two young kids, but he broke up with the mother of those kids. I don't know what that situation even is, but it does sound like there's children in the background, quite a bit. Let me pop it in a pose just to fuck with us. Or what does DL is?

So kids, I'm doing a bad podcast right now. Keep it down. Guys, I'm trying to focus on one topic right now. We know. What a fucking weird thing to say? He explains that he wants to talk about one thing and focus on it like, all right. Go.

Do it anytime now or we're waiting. All right, so again, Patty's talking about me specifically because I'm the one who brought up when we heard him roast Chad, like maybe this is the him glad well 10,000 hours theory if you do something enough you get good at it And daddy's gonna say no, that's not the case at all And for the people that think that I've got my 10,000 hours in and all of the sudden this fucking switch flipped right to make me a peep to appease to you right.

Ah. Oh, the second one was that to get me to appease to you. Is that what he said? I got a little something out again. Yeah, that's correct. That's correct. That's the only thing to do. What's your problem?

To appease to you right. Ah. Already have the skills guys. Oh, and it didn't take any pushing Ah! I already had the skills guys. Oh. And it didn't take any pushing from you to make me do that. I chose to do it. In fact, I didn't want you to find it.

She's scared. This fucking guy. He's still talking about how amazing he is. Even if he's terrible. He's terrible. He's talking about how amazing he is. It's just like that. Remember we played the clip of that hiding in my room guy who amazing hands. It's just like that, remember we played the clip of that hiding in my room guy who was like,

I don't like that, I talk all this shit about my fiance and she found my YouTube channel, it's bullshit. You're right, yeah, I know. You want to see, oh, you liked that video? I didn't want you to see that video that you liked it promoted. I can't wait to see this guy. I give him money, I get him viewers,

I promote him nonstop, he hates me. And he clearly listens, because one of the odds that multiple platforms mentioned the melancholy, glad well, 10,000 hours in reference to him. That was mean specifically, yeah. So that seems like a shot at you.

This guy's the opposite of Harrison Young. Harrison Young, I go on, I goof at him. He couldn't be more excited about it to the point where he's bringing my brother and sister- opposite of Harrison Young. Harrison Young, I go on, I goof at him. He couldn't be more excited about it to the point where he's bringing my brother and sister-in-law to the show. Like anyone who's even close to WATP is now a guest on topic time. He's so excited about it.

Patrick Michael just the exact opposite. All of the promotion I give him doesn't like it at all. Like that Harrison Young, Harrison Young is not taking Patrick Michael's advice. He's like, I know how to get views. A Carl's sister on. No, it's, although I'm saying that, but my sister does probably recording a show

with panty-seek-ups right now. I'll probably see it in my feed. I'll probably see it in my feed very soon. All right. So this is him saying that I was almost someone. This is confusing to me. Maybe you can make sense of this one. This fucking podcasting realm is full of guys that live a life of almost, right? You live a perpetual life of, hey, almost I Almost was Anthony Kumiya. I Almost was Jim Norton

And that's fine. I live a perpetual life of half-assing Okay, I am not putting in full effort into anything even the bullshit YouTube channel you fucking dummies He's showing us I was like what I was a written astounding. I think you wrote a script. He had some good thoughts He brought up some interesting points. He's like, well, I've put some written in the style, it's something you wrote a script. He had some good thoughts. He brought up some interesting points. He's like, well, you like that? Never again. He had some strange brags. Yeah.

Like, I don't try. That's pretty cool, right? If you think there was a weird line in the room where the mother-in-law goes, if you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow. I feel like it's a similar kind of threat like this. Like, oh, if you guys think I'm putting

in very little effort right now, wait until you see what the future holds. There will be so little effort that I put into these shows. Your head will spin with the lack of effort. All right. Yeah, his approach is very strange. It seems like he wants to be a podcaster,

but hates the idea of people watching his videos. Correct. That's why you love him. And he does, no things like, he's like, oh, if I put, you know, Shane Gillist's name in the title, maybe more people will watch it. So he's actively trying to get views.

Yes. And actively working against them. I don't know, even how to describe it really. I can't figure it out either because he's got Brendan Schobb and Chris DeLia and he's got these crazy art illustrations of them. He's putting in all the thumbnails and he's doing the shorts and he's doing all of this stuff

to your people to watch his videos. And then when they do, he goes, fuck you. Stop watching my videos. And if you even try to comment, he gets annoyed with that too. Who cares about it? Why?

Who much? I don't get it. I'm still in this like mindset of who's this for in the end besides me. So to think I'm doing like one guy even left a comment and said that I needed to fix my volume. Fix my levels, right? On my YouTube videos. I saw that comment on there. Someone just goes, hey, dude, just normalize. When you get done with the audio, you can probably just right click on it and hit normalize.

And it'll sound way better. He's a volume? Yeah, he's a joke, I'm a mystery. I don't know. He pronounces volume, volume all the time. It's annoying. It's weird. It's not exactly the right way to pronounce that word. But what's crazy about this, Mike, is that when I pulled down this podcast and I loaded

it in my software, I went holy shit. This dude finally normalized the audio. It's consistent all the way across and it's much louder than it normally is when I normalized it. It only went up five DBS normally.'s normally goes up like 15. So he's complaining about this advice that he got, but he obviously must have taken it. Something to be advice that I use. I think I figured it out.

And it's just we don't understand Patrick because he's a tortured artist. I think that's the real, we're in this game for the money, you know, and he's in it for the art. You're right. Like Kurt Cobain never wanted to become a successful rock star. As well. Yes. Yeah. Only they met the same demise. Well, the Courtney loves going to kill Patrick Michael, but I hear it you're saying, it was an inside job. I guess my point. We're going to work in night 11.

All right. So now we should talk about his editing prowess and all the editing that he does on his show. I just simply edit it to the best of the abilities that I have and what I hear. All right, try to take out that fucking weird, like, I don't even know, it sounds like a fan on or something like this and that'll be the back of the microphone sometimes sometimes depending on where I record

Try to cut all that shit out so that way you bitches have nothing else to fucking complain about besides what I talk about Whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on a second. He just this is getting dangerously close to caring about what other people think Yeah, he just said the edits and show so that we can't goof out like the poor production of it So wait a second You know, it's interesting is like sometimes I'll Bitch about an individual that like will tweet at me or something. Yeah, and I'll focus on it And I think I'm doing that too much But what's interesting about Patrick is he will complain about the entirety of his audience. Like every, he hates everyone that's listening.

I can't imagine what his diary looks like when he's just writing down and then principal uncertainty said that my volume was low and he can go fucking, oh, he's gonna be so upset. I feel like we're listening to his diary. That's probably true, yeah. All right, Patty does not wanna be like me. He's making this very clear.

Because I never want to be like you. Does that make sense? No, it doesn't. It would be more sense. It would make more sense. If I said I didn't want to be like Patrick Michael, that would make sense. I mean, let's be real here. I would like to have Carl's success, but I don't want to be like. I think we can all agree with that. And this guy was blind. He's just like, I think we can all agree with that. And this thing I was blind, he was just like, I'm not trading plates with that guy. That's how shitty I am.

So obviously Patrick and Mike was listening to the show now. It's very clear by some of the things that he says, including this word that I don't think he uses correctly, but he would have heard it from us probably. Even when it comes to people that do enjoy my shit, how gross is it to think that there would be people who like what I do so much,

they're gonna troll the people who don't like me? Like that's corny behavior, dude. That's like telling a guy to meet you after school to fight and then bringing all your friends. How is that corny? I don't know. What did they mean by that? I also, I'm hung up on the fight analogy.

I don't really get that either. Well, so again, when he said earlier, he's like, you guys think I'm a kid. I'm not a kid. Well, we think that because you talk about school so much, dummy. Like every single thing he brings back to, it's like in high school with this thing happening. You're like, did you, were you just there earlier today? Why are you talking about high school? Just look at the window. He does sound young too.

I thought that, I think that's why that him having kids things shocked me. So I thought he was like 20 years old. Well, he's also stupid. And you like to think that someone in the 30s would have some knowledge of how the world works. Right. And he does not.

So that's why people think that he's young. Nope. Yeah, just not at all with that one. All right, so I don't think Corny was the right word, but it's been a while, so. This dude is fucking corny. Nice. So now, apparently there's a guy from Australia.

I don't know if it's that Aussie guy, I'm not sure who it is, but somebody's been reaching out to him who wants to start a show with him. And he's very annoyed with this, of course. And I don't really know what he does. All I know is that he does bother me. Emails me.

And his email's not making any sense because I told him I said, I don't want to be on your show. No, I'm not doing the show with you. He simply said no. And he said, thanks for your consideration. And then I realized, oh, I got a live-in voice message is from this guy since this email. He must think this is some sort of game.

Is there nothing going on over there in Australia? Do we need another big fire for you guys to be relevant again? What's happening? He has a fucking shit accent. Do your own show then. Why? He's like, great.

Fuckin' two countries come together, mate. You're not a bad guy. Why what? He's like, great. Fuckin' two countries come together mate. You're not a bad guy. You're not a bad guy, Patrick. And he keeps NM like, hey man, I don't like you. That Irish accent's pretty tight though. I'm gonna give it to him. That was supposed to be Australian. I thought that was easy.

Why didn't I move to Australia? I wanted it. All right, so apparently, Patty has a voice bell number, which I did not know. Don't anyone know that? Someone's leaving him voice bell, how do you do that? I wanna do that.

Also, does he ever explain why he's so against going on this guy's show? Like I've never seen a podcast or hate podcasting so much. Like, Cardiff is shaking his head, yes. He's probably playing his guitar right now and not even paying attention, but just a case. Hello. Did you know that he has a voice mail number?

Not technically a number. Okay. Maybe I'll explain off air. Oh, when you mean explain off air, explain out air. We all want to talk to petty sea cuffs. Oh, okay. Well, because he's blocked me on it already. So it might as well.

Okay. If you, if you go to a table, it keeps calling me. I don't want to talk to a potato. Yes, if you go to his anchor FM site, there's a spot there where you can leave a voicemail. Oh, okay. And he did he did reference me a while ago, uh, prior to blocking me. Congratulations. That he was tired of getting messages from you trying to get him on my show. You've arrived, buddy. Actually, actually, I wanted to collab with him, but he declined. A lot he declined a lot of people want to clap only man who's never done a podcast with Carter Yes, oh I thought Carter wanted to do a do at with us. That would be awesome

That too I do that. I just want to work with the genius. Yes. Well, I don't know if you had this good of a pitch But the Aussie guy had a brilliant idea for a show that the two of them could do together Because all the shit that he's sending to in the voicemails, you're like, be funny. Give me, sell me. Sell me on the, okay, so you're trying to sell me on the idea that I came up with. Right? Fuck me or fight me, right? That's my thing. And this guy's saying, let's start a show. Cold, fuck me or fight me, dude, it'll be cool. But why? Which part? Which part's cool?

It sounds pretty cool to me, I would... I would cheer to the fuck me or fight me. Yeah. It's pretty good, did you have a good idea? I tell them I gotta be funny, like this guy's supposed to call him and be like, so two Jews walk into a bar. Wow, me, I'm the phone. Carter, what was your idea?

Well, I didn't have an idea. Trying to get, I'm trying to get an response to me. He's emailed me back and told me to, uh, in a nice way, told me to fuck off. But no, we are not doing a show together yet. So according to our discord right now, breaking news, everybody, cranberry electric is the Aussie who has been trying to get a show going with patty's jobs. That is true. Yeah.

Confirmed by Cardiff. Yes. Do you know, is it the same family? Cardiff Electric and Cranberry Electric? No. I guess I'll see each other. He's a disciple. He's a disciple. Okay, I see.

Electric is a very common last name. Yeah, good for you. Especially in England. We're Australia, I guess, where cranberry is from. So I thought I was Ireland. All right, so, Patti has some really good ideas, and he wants to let us know.

He's got all the ideas. He doesn't need us to tell him what to do. I have better ideas in my pinky than most of the people you fuck with, believe me. And this isn't scripted. Like I said, you don't want me to put pen to paper. You just don't. You'd rather have it this way, my guy.

I promise. Why is that? The pen is my dear than the storekeeper. And that's about spending any time researching. No one told me there was gonna be boasting. I like that he's searching for us with writing Vix-Dowling before he talks. Imagine if like Tarantino thought that way. Ha ha ha.

You don't want me to put pen to paper, and blow your fucking minds. Now, Patti has a very good memory. And that's why you're so good at podcasting. He remembers everything that he learns. You know, because you get information every day, new information, it's a matter of what you do with it

and how you can access it. And I can get to a pretty quick, boys, you know what I mean? Whoa, little humble brag from Patti right there. That's very John, very stuttering John. Yeah, I have a bragg from parody right there. That's very John. Very stuttering John. Yeah, I have a photographic memory. Now, you know, we saw him on what's Tony Hinchcliffe's show. What's the name of that show? I don't know Tony.

We saw him on that. I want to see him on Jeopardy. I didn't realize he was able to access this information so quickly. Let's see how he does that. All right, are you guys ready for a serious mind fuck? Yes. This is, try to wrap your head around. I know that OP talking about time,

the concept of time, probably still got people wondering what's going on. Yeah, I'm still reeling. Yeah, so check this out. I don't really care. I don't really care. I say this, but you know deep down I care, but I also don't really.

Which is it? Oh, get down! Yes, one of the great mysteries will never know, I fear. The fact that I say I don't care 5,000 times on podcasts might seem like I do care. And maybe I do, but I don't. What? Jesus. So, imagine if you put that down on paper, one more clip I have for us,

because as you guys might recall, I mentioned that the format of the show is focusing on one topic, and that topic for this episode obviously was about me and how I actually go fuck myself. But he also wants to tell us that Rihanna at the halftime show was not really a great event for the men watching football. So he's got an idea for how to entertain the male audience that is a super bowl audience. Okay, you could have brought out a fucking a bratwurst and put sunglasses on it

and had to do some renditions of some synatra tracks, right? And that would have gotten more views at halftime from men than Rihanna. What do you think about that, Kurt? Would I tell him to like, a bratwurst? If we're bringing out food to do the halftime show, I have another suggestion. I will say my favorite thing about bratwurst

is watching it. I enjoy staring at it more than anything Speaking of staring at it. I want to bring Hannah on the show Hannah are you there? You are there Sorry, how you doing? Good. How are you? I'm doing well. Oh, those are your guitars They are not my guitars. Okay, we're done. No I'm gonna get my hair cut. Oh, thank you. It's still president's week. Oh, yeah, yeah

Till tomorrow All right guys, we need to catch an alien Of this bitch. I think it's that time This is the game show that everyone's talking about. If there's a one cooler. What would Mike like me to do? Described video for him? If you wouldn't mind.

Okay, I will talk you through it. I'll see this guy looks weird, Mike. And we speculate that maybe he's not from this earth. Now I get the jokes. not from this. Now I get jokes. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch Unalien. Are you ready to play to catch Unalien? Let me check with everyone. Hannah? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, Hannah's ready. Producer Chris. Yes, Mike. Give me a few minutes. Yeah, okay. Well, uh, let's take five, but let's get back here. Check your email. Check your email for Doc you sign. Please.

All right, let's get into it, guys. Right here and out. Here we go. Now, say they come out and they say, okay, are aliens there. There's some in the Milky Way We feel that some things are wrong What does that do to religion that I think that's a big part if they do know the the reality of all this What does that do to religion and what conflict with that create the Pope put it in do you not? Yeah, yeah, the Pope put that in then yeah The Pope put it in. Do you not? Yeah. The Pope put that in, Ben. Yeah, he put other life into the Catholic Church. I've thought about that even before all this. And as a Christian, having read the red text in the Bible, which is obviously Jesus' words,

which is obviously Jesus' words. A little longer than a few minutes later. No way you could be that profound. You could, as a philosopher or anything, to be able to have that big of an impact based on those words. I'm with you. In my opinion, why can't God be whatever you want it to be? Right? And with the whole Bible thing,

I gotcha, that bullshit I've heard that so. And God could be anything. I don't think there's anybody that's alive that's gonna sit here and say that there's not something bigger than us. Whether you think there's somebody who floated up to heaven and went to hell, whatever. It doesn't matter.

There's something bigger than us. I mean, that's obvious. So there's a God in some way, shape, or form. And with the Bible, in my opinion, again, I think it's a good thing. I think it keeps society in check to an extent. But I also think you got five guys with five different stories. think you got five guys with five different stories. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, and all five guys were trying to get to the top Hop with Jesus. Be probably on a lot of shrooms. Next. Who even knows what their agenda was? Four.

It's like that game. Broken telephone. Remember that? Lastly, it's like Fox News and CNN. Tell a different story to catch an alien. Oh man, it could be that last one. He does like you talk about that. I'm gonna go with number three, who knows what their agenda was or is something like that. Yeah. Blind Mike Geary, what do you think, buddy? I'm gonna go with the first one.

Like all five guys trying to get to the top with Jesus or whatever. So I got no, I don't know why I could hear him saying that. All right, Hannah. I'm gonna go with D broken telephone. Broken telephone. Yeah. So the scroll watcher says that corn diff says the shroom one producer Chris. What's a you? I'm going number five.

Yeah. And CNN. I like that one too. Uh, you know, like, I was predicting this is the end of my winning streak. I hope no. I hope so. I don't, maybe we shouldn't have card up here when we play this game. Only when I win.

And with the Bible, in my opinion, again, I think it's a good thing. I think it keeps society and check to an extent, but I also think You got five guys Five different stories Probably went a lot of shrooms and a lot of shrooms Nobody got it. I don't know. I think it's a good thing But just because you believe in the Bible, but you also believe in other life or a different type of God that doesn't make you like against Jesus Christ, it just means you think outside of the box within.

I love you. That's like in lectures, youurers even grow in that climate. They were odd shrooms, Hannah! Just accepted! Well, I think they need some moisture and some substrate. Oh, I'm just saying. Are you a soil expert? No, I'm not. That's Casey.

Oh, brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric. And the card of electric All right. Now's the time when I remind card if most people listen to the show and not watch it. So when you're promoting with that attitude, they will. Surfing. I was enjoying the tunes. Yeah, it's a good side. Don't get me wrong. But you might want to actually say the name of the show and where to see it, but that's fine. Who cares? What have we done today?

Three times now. Thank you. What are we done today? We've done it all. We watched I rewatch I Carly. We watched the double count official music video from Elha Reble and Tony Muscat. We said, what are you talking about? You were featured in it, Cardiff. Not enough. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. They showed you winning an award

and doing your standoff routine. What else do you want? And there could have been more. You were featured as much as Anthony Cuvio was where Chris said. Hannah, you were in a two-duty business. I don't know if you see this. Oh, stop it.

Do you see the video, Hannah? No, I don't think so. Okay. I'll send a TF Towards you have to check it out. Okay, because you were featured in it as well We talked about Kevin Brennan talking about Chensu Maka the talking to Chensu Maka and telling him he sucks to his face Opinos everything there is to know about the devil verse podcasting politics gun science time You name it Patty C. Cops is still mad at me for liking a video he made So piss of me about it. You know what that means it's time for everyone's oh, and also no one caught an alien So Carter wins to catch an alien. I should have known what the shrooms got them

So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The T-Jex. The T-Jex. It's actually the season. The T-Jex. The T-Jex. The T-Jex.

The T-Jex. The T-Jex. This is the part to show we play, clip from the show that we'll be checking out on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Christian Blatt is back on the show, and we'll be looking at... Hey everyone, welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy Stover and I am Amanda Allen. Oh, vacation jackson is here.

vacation jackson is still. vacation jackson. That's me when I'm on vacation. Oh boy. All right, Why Mommy Drinks is the show. We got to do a show that men host at some point again. Oh, shit. Let's be part of the same.

Why Mommy Drinks is the show that we'll be checking out in the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? Please check that out, people. We think it's gonna be a fun one. Of course, I always think that. Yeah, how often am I right? Sometimes. Sometimes I am.

All right. Mike, thank you so much for joining us on the show today. People should check out, which of your projects should people check out? Let's put it, let's do it that way. It's only when I come on this podcast, do I feel like, boy, I am doing too many podcasts. It's a lot.

It's a lot. But yeah, I have blind mic project, why are you laughing? Who are these socials? All of those, you can find it blindmike.net. You can subscribe to the Patreon for bonus and live episodes. I'm on the Kirkman Handshow twice a week. And that's pretty much it.

Blindmike.net. Very good. Why are you laughing is a fantastic show and definitely worth signing up for the Patreon to get those bonus episodes. So I would definitely endorse that. Cardiff, we know what you're up to. It's enough for motion out of you. Dr. Steve on Mom Swipes left tomorrow.

Check it out. Oh, okay. You're still doing some of the Mom Swipes left, huh? Well, I get a piece. Yeah, okay. Whatever happened to Palm Swipes after, is that still happening? Yeah, apparently it is.

Oh, okay. It's like I pissed these dollars stick. I think Cardiff's a card of my mouth. Card of mues. Yes. You're inspiration. Let's about the potato and more about the personality. Good point.

I'm excited. I didn't mean to make a scene like I thought all potatoes were the same. How big of it on me to think that. Hannah, you're going to be the star of Patreon coming up this week. Anything else you want to promote? Yeah, so that was kind of like just like a funny joke photo. We were there and I was like, ah, this is so funny. Take this picture that I gave to you.

But I did talk to Vic. Yes. And she is very agreeable to doing like a barnyard photo shoot with both of us. What? So I think we'll have that at some point. Um, all right. Well, can I ask why do you girls do this? Shut up, Mike. Shut the fuck up. Why is Mike here? Kyle, do you hear something I don't know?

That is, that is amazing, Hannah. I'm excited about this. Yeah, we have low self-esteem. That's why. That's kind of what I figured. Yeah. So that's interesting. So Vic is still alive. I didn't know that.

Yeah, she's so low. I think the first schedule is crazy, which I get, I think she's just to get up super early and she's probably exhausted, you know. She's got a lot going on. But she could still put out a cow bikini, right? She can and she will. She's got time for that.

When our schedule's line up. With a little can-do attitude in some elbow grease. I would. Oh, so the photos that we were putting up are not funny photos. They're very sexy. I don't know why you're trying to knock these. And I act like, uh, I thought it was funny. Oh, okay.

Mom, hilarious. I told Mr. Hannah I was like, eh, get a picture of me doing this. It's that picture. Oh, I think she's pretty cool. And get in here. There's a girl's soping her ass. It's a moot.

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way better trash than you do. Deeply unprincipled, and Reddit says, I recommend subscribing to the Patreon, if only for one month. Simply to see Chris's face when Carl talks about the stickers, I laughed, I cried, I jerked off twice. Crographan 1, Chris is put off and mean Doug smiles like a kid who found his first playboy. As he's 7-6-2, the topic is disgusting but the presenters are hilarious. Carl claims there's less romance when watching animals with each other versus humans. Carl watches porn for the plot in romance. Farmerboy666 40 minutes in and loving it, even if it's about horse dick.

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Good to see Opie step up his output to cope with a Melinda's slump as graceless, arrogant, and 15-watt dim as ever. Nice as Guy in House agrees via YouTube. He's like that embarrassing relative that you need to see every Christmas. Bryce Caden points out, this isn't something he's passionate about. It's something he thinks has a built-in audience. So any fan of beer shows will sniff out how phony he is in one video. Who is this for?

Mr. Mustard, could you imagine working a gig for more than 20 years and having no idea how to do the job? Cady Daddy. Very different than the Hawaiian pizza, but not bad. I hope he doesn't start riots with those spicy takes. Beetle juice. The way he says, cheers. Makes me want to gouge his eyes out.

JJ Walnuts. We didn't tell Stuttering John figures out he can have a show like this and write off his bar tab. Zestress agrees. If only John would have thought of this. Bar hopping with John and Army Major. Tim Juck Jr. seems genuine with. I'm sure this will catch on. It's so interesting and original, and not low rent or shitty at all.

Eric Redliftson, who knew you could stack a steaming pile that high? And Dan Cashin plays us out with, Opie is like a cautionary tale you read to children. Today on The Bear Show we'll be trying a Quiz Light and another Quiz Light. Cheers. Well, you stole my bit. I was gonna do that. I need the Army Major to be a part of that.

If it does happen. Okay, sure. You can blink a little bit. Beer stomping. I give that beer five blinks. Whoa. And that's a fact Hannah we have any new reviews that we can read today

I've got two for you great. Oh no Okay Last week we had a cat attacking Kaya and now we have dogs attacking our review girls. I know she's being very aggressive. This is my autistic one though. She can't help it. Okay. Okay. So this first one is from Dave is not here. It's called poor audio. It's the highlight. These guys are way to inside baseball and crap that matters not. Not even good crap talkers. Wait, where is Dave? He's not here. He's not here. I think that's what you're meant. I think you read that one last time, right? Karate. Yes. And that was one star. That one star. It's okay. I don't care. I just don't give go. I'm not gonna stop you. Well, if Carnot had that one, then it's definitely a Yeah, I skipped yay if you want to read you. Okay, I was gonna do that second. Thank you

Okay This is by cute Yay Car has a face This is by QP Yay Karl has a face Sorry, so that again F John Can you read that again? I'm sorry. I was putting drops down Karl has a face for radio

F John I see okay. That's a five star Yes, very good I see. Okay. That's a five star. Yes. Very good. Very, very good. Thanks, guys. Keep giving us the reviews. I guess it helps the algorithm or something. I heard blind mics in that one. So I just say it all the time and no one ever listens. I just believe it to be true now. Guys, Gary from San Diego has an update for us. San Diego has an update for us. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego breaking news. John's condo is once again, pending sale. I guess you've got a contingent offer as the February 22nd. The question is, once he gets the pro suit, will he screw Susanna Anna not pay her the back child support will he both escape

for New York to live with Mama who knows what he's going to go but of course the pending sale doesn't mean that's actually going to go through we've seen this before it's very sold and then it backs out so we'll see what happens but it's announced on Zillow pending sale. So we'll see what happens, but it's announced on Zillow pending sale All right is the apartment in escrow or s. Girls I don't know did you hear the other John use this week no, what's the other John the rumor? What's that I was watching I was watching the show from the back stabbing dabbling fuckface You might know him as B. Dabbler. Sure. Anyway, there was a super chat from a very reliable source

that John will be doing a show next week. What? Really? Interesting. Interesting. That source is very rare. Everyone. Dude, if that happens,

that will be the most watched episode of a setter in John's show ever. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Holy shit. He's going gonna get out there of 10,000 people waiting for a big whirl. You can call me Mr. Melendez. Boom.

Yeah, it's gonna be about algebra. Found my calling. All right, well that's exciting. I hope that's true. And I hope he sells this shitty apartment and moves out of his life. Get's out of Canoga Park. Somewhere more embarrassing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if we can incorporate like a Simpson's trivia game at the Philadelphia show or something

like that. Nope. One life long fan to another man. Alright, hey, Carl. Love you guys. Thanks, Nate. Simpson's trivia. What does that do with anything? I mean, yes. We'll definitely do that. Nate called back it again. Oh my god, Carl, you should read the name of the host of the Young Turks podcast. It'd be super funny to hear you butcher it. And you are not the hot one. Chris is the hot one. You're the funny one. He's in hash and you're Ellen DeGeneres. How dare you you sir.

Yeah, I was expecting that. Where are my teddy pictures? I was promised teddy pictures. It's Friday. I ain't got no teddy pictures. Call me back after you send. All right. I've been lazy this week. know that he pictures uh... at the same uh... alright i've been lazy this week i apologize i'll get on that like opi lazy right now same robert lazy i'd recorded seventeen different podcast

city pictures call how can john b teaching i thought that we i thought that dot will reverse already proved that he did not have a college degree that he just attended college classes so how in the howl is he have a teaching certificate to be able to actually have a full-time teaching job i think he is just a substitute teacher. I think California's fucked dick, and that's why they let a drunk fucking retarget

be a teacher. We make us a good point, sir. Can't disagree with that. I think he did graduate college. Yes. It is interesting just to think even if John was like qualified to be a teacher, that they would want that man teaching children.

It's desperation. You know? man teaching children. It's desperation. You know? Yeah. It's the school systems in California, you're not going well. If that's who they're getting in there. I don't know how it is in California, but in our state in New York, in order to teach any level, you have to get your master's degree at some point. Now you can actually, I think, get a job with your undergrad, but then you have to, within a certain amount of time, get your master's degree at some point. Now you can actually, I think get a job with your undergrad,

but then you have to, within a certain amount of time, get your master's. I thought you just had to prove that you're something. I know you, I know you, I know you have to get good grades. And I know you, I know you have to, in Massachusetts, you have to pass specific tests, which I can't imagine John taking. Oh, he passed the test.

Yeah, he passed the substance to date your diet. He aced it. Yeah, I told him you have about that. Yes, that was a silly, I'm sorry. Yeah. He passed the subject to teach you. He aced it. Yeah. They told me about that. Yes. That's silly, man. Sorry. Yeah. So I don't know.

I don't know what the deal is. But from when I hear he's teaching, which is so crazy. So what an amazing concept that is. I think about a whole word for it. I really is. Well, you guys are forgetting. You see, I always try and help people. Because what else do we here for?

That is actually a really good idea for a sitcom. Like get a guy who used to be the stunt boy of a radio show. And that is like later on in life, he like the shock jocks aren't around anymore. Radio's not what it used to be. What am I gonna do? I'll go back and teach stuff with great algebra.

He's Kenny Powers. It's Kenny Powers, you're right. I'll go back and teach Suffolk great, I'll do, bro. He's Kenny Powers. Honestly, Kenny Powers, you're right. I'd be like if Eastside Dave was teaching calculus somewhere. The arc is complete. I feel like he's the Stevie, though. Yeah, right? He's warming down. He's the Stevie.

He doesn't resemble him a little more. All right, guys, well well thank you all for being part of the show today. I think that was a fun one. Bye. A plane is hit. I rewatch I His mom Boom boom That was a great episode that was really great, okay folks Guess what the episodes oh I gotta go this is getting stupid. Bye guys. Don't look too deep for yourselves. Have a good week. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr It's a very whole episode of Just That.