Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep389 - Why Mommy Drinks

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Starting point is 00:03:45 Now I just got to tap my foot three times. All right. We encourage our listeners, it's a good say five-star reviewer to my podcast and then should all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Why Mommy Drinks. This is a suggestion from Christian. I can't wait to find out how he knew about this show.

Starting point is 00:04:01 We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Betsy Stover with Amanda Allen and they have guests on their show. And I guess it's about parenting. It seems like to me from what I heard. I think on paper, it's about parenting. You know, they don't necessarily spend as much time talking about as you think. And I found out about this show because a friend of mine works for the same network. And this was suggested after listening to one of their shows. And I was out about this show because a friend of mine works for the same network and this was suggested

Starting point is 00:04:26 after listening to one of their shows. And I was like, oh, that algorithm does not know me, but I was really glad that this came up. Okay, so I want to start off. I'm going to play a clip here. This is right away the way the show starts. And I mean, it's hilarious. Why am I late, Trance hilarious. My money drinks.

Starting point is 00:04:45 You guys, my 10-year-old, I was teaching an improv class on Zoom, just like this. And it was kind of like this. So you could see the door and my 10-year-old walked in, dropped, just like walked in with his shorts around as his knees and said, PENUSH! Alright, you know what was upsetting about that clip to me?

Starting point is 00:05:11 She teaches improv. Hey, Christian, do you know what I drink? Because of improv comedy. Nothing gets me more upset and outraged than people attending to do improv fucking comedy. It's the worst art form ever imagined. Now, here's what I'm going to try to articulate tonight. I think Betsy Stover is a horrible mother. And she lays out all the evidence.

Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm not just saying like, I'm just guessing or speculating. She just said her 10 year old jumped in while she's on a zoom call. Pulled his pants out and yelled, Petus, 10. 10 years old. 10 years old. You can do that when you were 10. No. Why do you do it now?

Starting point is 00:05:54 I also feel like in that clip you played, if you notice, there's the way she hits a couple of words. This is the first time I'm realizing Betsy kind of sounds like the female Opie. Oh shit. She's like in Brav comedy. Oh boy. Oh, that's gonna fuck me up now that you said that So the episode I listen to they had a guest on Adam Paley and I can't describe who he is, but when you see him you know him Like I don't know anything. I don't like me. You have a wife that watched the Mindy project. You'll know him from that. Yes. He was also on that.

Starting point is 00:06:27 I think he was also on Happy Endings. Okay. I think he's also, he was an Iron Man or something. I don't know. I've definitely seen him in things. Yeah. So he's on there and of course there's Amanda Allen's on there and they're going to all going to explain how many children they have.

Starting point is 00:06:41 So I have three children. They are all boys, five, eight and ten. What you got Amanda. I have three children. They are all boys, five, eight, and ten. What you got Amanda. I have three kids. I have a 10 year old boy and twin seven and a half year old girls. And what you got Adam? I have a nine year old boy, a seven year old girl, and a three year old boy.

Starting point is 00:06:58 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. We're so fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha. Why did we Fucked and poor I could have been wrench I could have been wrench so rich man what the complaining begin I don't know what your episode was like and I want to get into that now, but holy shit This is an hour of three people who decided that three kids each complaining about children.

Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah. Well, did you notice it after one that sucked? Two. What did you figure out? You made bad decisions in life. Look, Carl, I'm going to admit after the first one, I actually thought everything was okay. But after the second one, I was like, no, we can't do this again. This was terrible.

Starting point is 00:07:41 That's a great, I'm not a third one. Well, it's interesting because what I heard in that clip is something that they also did again, this was terrible in his life. That's a great idea. I'm not a bad third one. Yeah. Well, it's interesting because what I heard in that clip is something that they also did in my episode. And I feel like it's basically the mommy equivalent of dick measuring. Because my clip nine, they basically say the same thing and they toss it to the guest in my episode, Bobby Moynihan.

Starting point is 00:08:01 Oh, so I have three kids. They're all boys. They're eight, six, and three. I have, I have three kids. They're, I'm an eight year old boy and then twin five year old girls. Whoa. Bobby, watch a guy. And it actually doesn't matter what he says because the way that they put it to him is like, yeah, and what about you? And he's only got one. And at the time that they recorded this, it was little, it was like under,

Starting point is 00:08:25 the girl was like under two years old. So basically, you know, he in the clip 10, they basically kid shame him for the way that he approaches, keeping track of his one child's age. Because if he was to keep counting the months, I can't do it after that. I have to look at this. I have to look at this.

Starting point is 00:08:42 He's got one kid and he's like, fuck those months, I am. No, I did, no, I'm, it's more mass than it. Oh, yeah, he's just can't look it after. I don't know. I don't know. Some months it feels like it's, it was like month 16 was eight months long. Yeah. Yes. I think that that's is one of the hallmarks of the show is complaining about your decision to have multiple children not learning the lesson from the beginning. Poor Bobby Moynihan, he just had one, you know. I wouldn't know.

Starting point is 00:09:09 How did Bobby Moynihan find the time to be on this show? Oh, wait, that's right. I haven't seen Bobby Moynihan anywhere in years. Does he do anything anymore? Well, if you want to go all the way, you know, I think that both Betsy and Amanda do a pretty good job of, you know, accommodating their host. And part of that, Carly, you and I, both host shows, you know, that sometimes you have to overreact and play up to something that somebody says, but I think the best example is my clip 42. Yeah, that's right. I had 42 plus clips.

Starting point is 00:09:46 Clip 42, they ask him a question and I think they react a little too strongly. Who do you play on Doc Dales? Uh, Louis. If you do it in Louis. Yeah. That's amazing. Is it? Is it really? He played Doc Dales. One of the docs. Holy shit. One of the docs. I never want to get that. Is it? Is it really? Is it amazing? He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide.

Starting point is 00:10:06 He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide.

Starting point is 00:10:14 He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide.

Starting point is 00:10:22 He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. He put it in the backslide. 21, so there's a lot of talk about Zoom calls and, you know, pandemic lockdown ship. And he says, I'm not a Zoom call, my buddy, who doesn't have any kids. And he's got art on the wall. And I'm like, whoa!

Starting point is 00:10:31 How do you have art on the wall? It's amazing what you can do when you don't have children. And then he makes a comment. I think they give him a little bit too much on this one. He's like, well, where are you? Go ahead. I was like, oh, I'm in my kids' playroom, which I have during COVID, stuffed a desk into, where there's like, oh, I'm in my kids playroom, which I have during COVID stuffed a desk into where

Starting point is 00:10:47 I was like, I mean, that's hilarious. I don't get me wrong. I mean, I wouldn't have lost my shit over it, but stuffed a desk into a playroom. Pretty good stuff. I mean, look, Carl, you've never stuffed a desk into a playroom. You don't know how funny it is. I mean, that's actually the cornerstone of comedy. Basically the same kind of reaction except amped up to, I don't know, the, the exponent of 10, my clip 40. This was about 40 minutes into my episode. And they finally

Starting point is 00:11:16 get around to letting Bobby tell a story for the first time, 40 minutes into their 60 minute podcasts. So here's a clip 40 and my daughter is just standing in the center of the playground for feet away from me just eating a slice of half, half slice of pizza would burn on it. Just buy the crust pizza and there's just dirt. So that, uh, that reaction might be a little bit too generous. Uh, I, I, you know, I was, I had to rewind it. I'm like, I probably missed it. And I'm like, Nope, nope. I was just telling the story. I was a little bit of the top. As they could. Yeah. A little bit. All right. So what I want to present to you today is how bad these people are as parents.

Starting point is 00:12:07 And the way that you know that is when you have poorly behaved children. Now, I judge people with dogs, I judge people with children. The dog sucks or the child sucks. I don't blame the dog or the child. I blame the parents. And so the kids don't care that if it's an important meeting or a class where you've been struggling and you need to seem authoritative. They don't give a shit. They're always coming in. And when I'm teaching class and stuff, it always coincides with their bedtime. So the second half of class is just,

Starting point is 00:12:45 there's like a chorus of screams. So here's what I'm thinking right now, as I was thinking to this. Instead of drinking, maybe discipline your children. Because the show is called Why Mommy Drinks. It's because she doesn't want a parent, apparently. Because these kids are so terribly behaved. As soon as she gets on a Zoom call, she's doing work, the kids are so terribly behaved.

Starting point is 00:13:05 As soon as she gets on a Zoom call, she's doing work, the kids are screaming in the background, and this is what the insane part about this. We're powerless, we're totally powerless. We are our children, you know, we are a cucks in our own home. The children are cucking their parents, bull shit. You're powerless, like it's children

Starting point is 00:13:29 They may not be good parents. I think you're on to something Carl. Yeah, no shit Like if I was a terrible parent and my kids were wildly misbehaving like to the point of pulling their dicks out While you're on a zoom call with clients. I wouldn't do a podcast about it. I'd be shaved of myself, but to each their own. Let's do a pickup, I appreciate. Well, there was. I'm always like, live and let live, guys. Yeah. Whatever floats your boat. There was talking about parenting, but again, that's the latter part of the episode. There was a lot going on here. In my clip number six, there's an interesting reason why Amanda doesn't do something anymore. Clips six.

Starting point is 00:14:16 And ex-losskers, did you actually like almost put down those things? I have not watched an award show since 9-11. Yeah, this is an interesting fact. I don't know why, but there's something about 9-11. I was like, I can't watch awards shows anymore. I, it's just, I can't. That's the weirdest sex effect in 9-11 I've heard. And maybe, and maybe the least traumatizing.

Starting point is 00:14:39 I'm not afraid of terrorists. I'm not nervous about planes. I just don't watch it. Because remember Carl, if you watch the Oscars, the terrorist win. And I'm going to say that. Look, if not for I Carly. Right. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:58 This show is turning to the 9-11 joke show. I'm so glad you pulled it. This is the episode I listened to. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I went to rebrand WT to 9-11 jokes, which is great. So I think what she just said there, correct me if I'm wrong. I think she just said she doesn't want to word shows because she thinks the whole building is going to get blown up in a terrorist event. And she's concerned about that. Look, if you told me at some point in my lifetime, and Oscars are golden globes, would

Starting point is 00:15:28 blow up and everyone inside would, I would watch every single one until, until I finally got to it. You know, that's great incentive. I don't care when watching it live or reading about it the next day. I'm still applauding. I'm still standing up and giving a standing. I'm talking about the Grammy specifically. All right. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about the Grammys. I mean, it's all people attended for Emmy Awards. I would say let's just focus on the Grammys.

Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah, let's focus on the Grammys. Let's not kill Chris's friends. That's probably a good idea. Wow. So much 9-11 doc. Yeah. Much to work just as 9-11. Oh really? Because we all stopped like three years ago. Okay, well, we're actually still pretty good in 2002. Yeah, right. I think Steve Martin and I look Baldwin hosted that year. That was fun.

Starting point is 00:16:14 Yeah, before I look Baldwin was a murderer. You know what? You know, you know, they used to do variety shows all the time. Yeah. After the Iran hostage crisis, I just stopped watching variety shows. That was, that was it for me. I don't know what happened. I'm like, I can't watch these anymore.

Starting point is 00:16:30 That's what canceled the Brady Bunch variety hour. The crisis. The hostage crisis. How many pins they can juggle? There's a hostage crisis going on. Let's see. So my clip 11, I think, is a great way to just summarize what this show is. If they were to auto tune this clip, that could be their new theme song. You know, it would replace the hilarious theme song that we've already heard, but this clip 11 is a strong contender. So that's five years of fully 40. It's like, oh, it's happening me out.

Starting point is 00:17:02 That's it. Oh, boy. Yeah. Thought you might want those laughs for the end of the episode to go with the mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo. Yeah, that's perfect. There's a few sounds like that that I've pulled this for that reason.

Starting point is 00:17:17 I don't know. I don't know. That, that, that, that, that. Yeah. That's the wise, the greatest drop ever on the shelf. Go figure, that's what's happening They could point so much about their kids all three of the people on this episode. I'm thinking there's some day

Starting point is 00:17:32 These children are gonna listen to this podcast right. I was thinking the same thing. They're mom or their dad's on it And they're just gonna hear them complaining about them the whole fucking time by name By the way, it's not like an out of his children. Oh, you thought I wasn't knowing Yeah, it's not like an out of his children. Oh you thought I was annoying. Yeah it's like a crazy. So this is the children are actively working against them. These children are trying to sabotage their lives. So whatever I'm doing I'm like trying to do it as best as hard as I can. And the people whose lives depend on you doing it are working against purposefully, not to succeed. It is so upsetting to me. So this is the thing that bugs me.

Starting point is 00:18:20 People who create their own problems think a blade about them. Like, guys, raising a family is difficult. I don't like it. But he didn't have to. Yeah. I really wish somebody had told me that having kids was hard because my wife and I were convinced it was going to be the same

Starting point is 00:18:37 as having a goldfish. So we were never really that concerned. Go figure. So Adam's talking about how his kids do not respect him. In any way. My kids, I mean, you're like the sixth lead on the Mindy project. Of course, they don't respect you.

Starting point is 00:18:52 They probably see your TV show. My kids, my career means nothing. No, nothing. I've even heard other kids being somewhat impressed and my own kids be like, it's not that big of a deal. And I want to be like, oh yeah, it's not that big of a deal. You got a lot of other, friends who's dad's front TV. I like to meet them.

Starting point is 00:19:18 I like these kids. Yeah. I think I get along with these kids, and he's out kind of funny. I would hope these kids start a podcast because I would love to hear them. Yeah, my dad's not that great as a name of the show. And it's even worse for Betsy.

Starting point is 00:19:32 Her kids are actually trying to destroy her computer. Oh, my kids were like, man, handle my laptop. And I'll be like, you don't understand if you fuck up my computer, I can't work. And then you don't eat dumb dumb. Nothing left. So here's my theory on this one. I don't work and then you don't eat dumb dumb. Nothing left. So here's my theory on this one. I don't think she's paying enough attention to her children.

Starting point is 00:19:50 I think she's at our computer all the time. And they're craving attention and going, well, what if we smashed the computer that could we get some attention? That's my guess. A few moments ago I was thinking how, what are these adults talking about? Their kids could outsmart them.

Starting point is 00:20:04 I believe it now just after these few clips. I know. At first I thought they were kind of talking cheeky, they're like, oh no, they actually do run the household. They're running for their life scared. If they were to smash your laptop, I don't think that there's anything that either Betsy or Amanda would be able to do throughout the course of the day. They'd just sit there and have to play with their kids. Oh my god. There's a time in here. Oh, this is an amazing story. So Betsy's explaining that her husband Ari is teaching some improv, they both teach improv classes.

Starting point is 00:20:34 No, it's so frustrating to me. So he's upstairs. I can't believe I haven't been at a birthday party with these two. They are surprised. Everybody is annoying. It's everyone. I thought you might know them. Yeah. So she's got the kids. She'm surprised everybody is annoying. It's everyone. I thought you might know them.

Starting point is 00:20:45 Yeah. So she's got the kids. She's got the three kids and he's upstairs in the office doing the show. Does she stop them from bothering him? No, she's just sitting in the couch, ignoring the children. She's letting them improv. Well, yeah, she is and it's a problem.

Starting point is 00:21:02 My kids took my youngest, my youngest kid's phone, looked up something called the poop song, and then my husband had locked the door so that they couldn't get in, which was smart. But then they took that, they turned it, the volume all the way up, played the poop song, and then slid it under the door into the room where Ari was. All right, I like these kids too.

Starting point is 00:21:30 I need to do that to Larry. That's very funny and I don't like kids. Now, did you guys hear that sigh at the end of this clip? Yeah. I decided to go ahead and zoom in and enhance that. This is the clip that sums up the show for me. That is some sire right there. Like these fucking kids, man, I'm gonna burn everyone. As someone who's made that noise, maybe as recently as this morning, I think it summarizes parenthood. And yes, if your show is focused on talking about it, yeah, there's probably

Starting point is 00:22:02 a lot of that. There's definitely a lot of like On the fact so she's got three kids. Yeah, boys They said that they grabbed the youngest boy's phone Who's five? Why does a five-year-old have a phone? Is that normal? You can listen to the poop song The grab my youngest son's phone. Yeah, just a fuck with my husband This is all bad parenting all of this everything you're saying right now Car of the likes on mommy's videos have to come from somewhere So that's why all the kids have their own YouTube accounts I'm not a subscriber to my YouTube

Starting point is 00:22:40 Carlin I share a hatred for the movie the goonies. And the number one reason is because the kids are just dancing circles around these fucking idiot adults. But that's what I'm thinking of here. Like these kids are just, it's similar to like home alone. Yeah, right. Where you're just like,

Starting point is 00:22:56 I mean, they could take care of this kid any fucking second. They like, that's a big of a deal. Yeah, in fact, that Joe Pesci would have grotted McCulley Culkin in like a minute four. Yeah. Yeah. Strangelo. I want to teach a certain lesson. When the door handles hot, let's go. You let go of a hot

Starting point is 00:23:13 door handle. Who doesn't do that? Goddamn, this stovetop. I think it's on high. It's got me good. Good stuff. All right, here's another clip right here. Just again, these kids are just wreaking havoc on these people's lives. One time I lent my son, I used lent. They just take it. Used my computer and it came back on all the arrow keys had Nutella all over them.

Starting point is 00:23:40 That's horrible. Yeah, it's just, yeah, like the screen, the screen on my wife's computer is, so this is right next to me, is so, like it won't even pick up my face in the camera thing. You can't, the camera thing doesn't work. There's like a legit, like, booger smudge. Whoa.

Starting point is 00:23:59 That's gross. So one thing that I do pride myself on is I've never gotten a teller out of keyboard. It's been close. Yeah, it's been close. But never once has that teller got not to a keyboard. She really doesn't understand. Is it whenever her husband uses her laptop, it's covered in what must be mayonnaise.

Starting point is 00:24:18 And she just has to wipe it right off. Yeah, I didn't say it just again. Oh, there's like nice sandwiches. I'm the internet. I love Jersey mics. All right, let's get back to your clips here. I want to learn more about Paul Boyd. Well, as we're able to ascertain both Betsy and Amanda have been

Starting point is 00:24:38 podcasting for a few years at this point. However, judging from this interaction in my clip 12, I think Amanda doesn't quite get how it works. How was your weekend away from the aging machines, by the way? That's my story. Want me to tell it? Yes, that's the whole point. How was your weekend? I was actually going to talk about my weekend. Do you want me to? That's why I said, how was your weekend? Yes. Well, in my clip 14, we're going to learn an awful lot about her weekend. It's going to start a saga here. If you thought the Lord of the Rings was long buckle up for Betsy's 40th birthday party and the ensuing weekend that followed clip 14, if this is content you've never heard before.

Starting point is 00:25:28 Christian, I have a clip 14 right here on the board. Do I'm gonna play it? Yes, please you're gonna play your clip 14 so we can hear Chris. Can you play it for me? I Started my birthday weekend off by drinking too much Thinking that I was still 20 the night night I saw you? Yep. You drank too much? I was good. When I saw you, you seemed OK. I was good when you saw me. I probably should have left when you left.

Starting point is 00:25:50 That's always the thing. It's like you're like, you're good. Thank you, Colin. All right. We've never heard that story about the mom who gets out for one night has the birthday party and drinks a little bit more than she should have, and then has a bad night as a result. Does this all pretty fresh?

Starting point is 00:26:06 I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise.

Starting point is 00:26:14 I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise.

Starting point is 00:26:22 I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. I'm with the franchise. Well, look, in clip 15, we're going to realize that both Carl, you, Chris, myself, we all missed out by not being invited to this birthday party from clip 15. So I was turning 40, so I was like, we'll do a happy hour where people come at six o'clock and be done by nine and be happy. Yeah, but the problem was, is that it like nine. I was like, let's go hit some karaoke and that's always a bad, that's a bad.

Starting point is 00:26:44 And you had a plane to catch the next day. Yeah. Fucking thing sucks. Yeah, so happy hour with a bunch of drunk moms and then let's go cram into a tiny karaoke room afterwards, which I won't make you play the clip, but she's saying I will always love you. Oh, God. As part of her explanation is that I know I can't sing it, but I sung it anyway. So you know, it reminds me of Wayne's world.

Starting point is 00:27:16 When Wayne's at the guitar shop and he starts playing stairway, there's a sign on the wall saying, no, we do not want to hear that riff ever fucking again. Do not play that. That should be the same thing with karaoke. Yeah, if you're running that karaoke, that should not be in your cattle. Correct. When someone requests that you just go, no, you can't sing that. You should. Yeah, you should leave. And you die. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 00:27:32 And don't even say fucking silly D. I'd next. Because I want. Yeah, there should be, there should be like a pamphlet of like eight songs that you can actually sing karaoke. Yeah, no American play. My clip, 18. Yeah, by the way, no man. Yeah, fuck you can actually sing karaoke. No American play my clip 18.

Starting point is 00:27:45 Yeah, by the way, no man. Yeah, fuck you if you do that. I remember there was like a 2 a.m. at the end of a karaoke night. And this one guy decides to break out radio had radio heads fake plastic trees. You know, slow, whiny, 2 a.m. everybody wants to go home. So yeah, I think that there's a lot that should not be on the list. My clip 8 to the owner of the bar. Yeah, that's the worst.

Starting point is 00:28:11 When the karaoke guy sings, it's like, I'm waiting. I gave you 10 bucks to put me at the top of the list. Why are you singing? Anyway, my clip 18 is a little long, but I think you're going to really get to appreciate Amanda and get to know her from my clip 18 is a little long, but I think you're gonna really get to appreciate Amanda and get to know her from my clip 18. I made it to the airport, but it was like, I am so dumb, I was so tired, I was so hungover and just, I was like, I don't wanna run Mexico today,

Starting point is 00:28:37 I just wanna sleep in the middle of the bed. That's a hungover, really. I don't wanna go to Mexico today. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. How long did you stay out? What time did to go to Mexico today. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. All right. How late could you stay out? What time do you go to bed?

Starting point is 00:28:48 It's time for everyone's second favorite new game show to catch a mommy drinker. Are you ready to play to catch a mommy drinker? All right. What did Amanda say next? How late did she stay out for her 40th birthday? Number one, all I know is that the sun was coming up and I barfed in my succulents on the front porch.

Starting point is 00:29:27 B, I got into bed and five minutes later my alarm went off for 8am. Next, it wasn't all that late just after 2am 4 around midnight. Lastly, I have no idea. I passed out on the floor of the lady's room and I don't remember anything after 2 a.m. To catch a mommy drinker brought to you by subreddit surfing one day that a p.m. Eastern on the subreddit surfing YouTube channel. This current promotion throughout the show is getting out of control too much. It's all the hate. Now it's too much card. No, I never be too much better. That's hilarious that you actually reached out to card to make this happen. Unless you're talking to other potatoes, it sounded like I know, no, no, no, no. I never be too much better. That's hilarious that you actually reached out to Cardiff to make this happen.

Starting point is 00:30:26 Unless you're talking to other potatoes, it sounds like Cardiff. No, no, no. That's the real deal, right? Yeah, this was, this was not a different potato. Okay. This was the only spud that we can't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:30:37 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no yourself. I did, yes. I cannot guess because I know the answer. Right. So I think there's a tell. I think there's a tell because three of the answers are similar. You know, like, oh, the sun came up. The alarm went off five minutes later. Pass out on the floor. Oh, these things are outrageous. These are like college stories that you tell. I'm going to say the midnight one. I think it was never three or something like that.

Starting point is 00:31:05 Number four. Number four. Around midnight is what I'm going to go. I went with number five. The no idea passed out. The latest room. Oh, OK. Because it's that humble brag thing.

Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm still wild. Yeah. Yeah, that's possible. Well, let's go ahead and play clip 19 and find out. What time do you go to bed? Probably midnight. Yeah. To catch.

Starting point is 00:31:28 I thought I was gonna be a little wilder. I'll go. Wronged you by subreddit surfing Monday, that APM Eastern on the subreddit surfing YouTube channel. Subscribe today. We get on the show, I just won. You could win twice in an episode. Well, that is possible.

Starting point is 00:31:44 We got to get a really early. I sent that to Cardiff before I went to bed. And I was like, ah, if you don't mind. And I got up and he'd already recorded it and sent it to me. So one thing I know about Cardiff is he does no real work. The guy is on, he's on every show. And if he's not on the show,

Starting point is 00:31:59 he's in there chatting at the chat room. I don't know what he does for a living, but nothing. He's the great man. He's the great man. Eric Nagel, actually Eric Nagel and I streamed something earlier today. Cardiff was in the chat and he does for a living, but nothing. I recorded something with Eric Nagel. Actually, Eric Nagel and I streamed something earlier today. Cardiff was in the chat and he paid for a super chat so that Eric would read his comment. He's unbelievable that one.

Starting point is 00:32:14 Flexible hours, I believe, is the word that he uses or the term that he uses for it. All right, that's a fun game. Thank you, Christian. Thanks for bringing that. You know why I thought it was fun? Because I won. Yeah.. Thank you, Christian. Thanks for bringing that. You know why I thought it was fun? Because I won. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:26 Sorry, Chris. All right, here's just some more tells. Like the things that they say on the show, I'm shocked that they're saying this out loud. They must feel very comfortable around each other. When they're at home, it's my fault just as much as them that they're not good on Zoom. Like, they're young and I don't have the patience

Starting point is 00:32:45 or the know how to like teach them. Yeah, no, no, it's too much. We're not teachers. They're not a teacher, their children? How to behave? Well, we're not teachers. You have your parents? Can you parent your kids?

Starting point is 00:32:59 What are they, beatnicks? Yeah, seriously, that's what it sounds like. They're like, well, you know, I just kind of want them to do whatever the fuck he wants and make some out of bad decisions, you know, he's a little kid. Yeah, seriously. It's what it sounds like. Like, well, you know, I just kind of want him to do whatever the fucking was and make some on a bad decisions. You know, he's a little kid. Yeah. They they they clearly never heard the crowds. We stills Nash and young song. If only they had, they would know that the teacher teacher children well. Yeah. Exactly. And it's

Starting point is 00:33:18 funny because near the end of this episode, they talk about so Adam's like telling this story about how he dropped off his son to the math tutor and he thought it was supposed to be four, but it's supposed to be four thirty. So the kid has to sit there for thirty extra minutes and this becomes a big problem. And you're like, I'm bringing him for something that most kids don't have access to. Yeah. Yeah. But kids don't, they're never grateful. No. They have no perspective.

Starting point is 00:33:48 I know, which is bullshit. I was like, I feel like at a young age, I was taught to be like, you have to have perspective. Yeah. Yeah. By your parents. Yeah. Where are you doing that?

Starting point is 00:33:59 You're just a whiny asshole. You're not getting respect because of it. Right. I can't believe my kids are misbehaving all the time. Nothing. Try to correct it or change anything, but it's just crazy how this works out. Yeah. Look, I don't advocate anyone getting violent towards their children, but I'm starting to understand why sometimes there was a belt, just the thread of the belt, just sitting there. You know, we'd get you in line. You don't, I don't want anybody to use

Starting point is 00:34:24 it, but you just have it there. I'm like, you want me to go get that? Yeah, just hanging on the wall, point to it every on then. All right. What else did you pick up out of your question? Well, Amanda, after her night out, she took a trip to Mexico. Amanda took a trip to Mexico, which can mean only one thing, diarrhea stories. And you may remember Carl, this is not the first time that I've brought you diarrhea stories about Mexico. Caitlin Bristo, we did her show off the vine one of my previous visits.

Starting point is 00:34:58 She also had diarrhea. So apparently what people don't realize when they say don't drink the water in Mexico, I guess a lot of people just think it's a joke, but you really should not drink the water when you go to Mexico. Then there wouldn't be any of these stories. Can I tell you what I went to Mexico? Yeah. And I did not get diarrhea, but in the US I get diarrhea all the time. So But in the US I get diarrhea all the time. So, I made me up Mexican, I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:35:26 I don't know. It's fucking guy. So he's got a giraffe. Which one do we play? I'm sorry. I got distracted. Let's go with 24. 24.

Starting point is 00:35:37 How do you not drink the water? Because don't they wash the food and don't they have ice? And I don't understand how any of that works and you brush your... Alright. Yeah, I got some questions here. Here's the deal. I don't understand how any of that works and you brush your Alright I got some questions here first here's here's the deal don't have a salad that was washed with their water and don't have a cocktail with ice in it that's how you pulled that off yes it's not that difficult how do you not drink the water because don't they wash the food and don't they have ice and I don't understand

Starting point is 00:36:02 how any of that works and you brush your teeth. How does all that work? So this is what I found Don't eat all of the food and don't brush your teeth with the water Swallow In the attic. Oh, that's dumb. Sorry. I should be pausing this question. I, they're so dumb. Oh, no, there's a lot. I should have turned this into five clips. Yeah, no, I want to go. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:36:29 I'll be good now. I'll be disappointed. Or in the faucet. Yeah. Because if you do, you're going to get real sick like I did. Yeah. But then what are you supposed to do to give you bottled water next to the sink and you wash it with the bottled water?

Starting point is 00:36:43 Yeah. But I didn't do that. So I did the same thing. I it with the bottle of water. But I didn't do that. So I did the same thing. I brushed my teeth with the water. I drank the water that they gave me at the table. I didn't ask for the bottle of water. I figured it was filtered. I had a drink with ice in it.

Starting point is 00:36:56 And then I got, I don't know if this is a drink. I drank with a toilet. They called it monosumas revenge. I just wanted to know. And I got it. So. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, me hard. What an idiot. She literally did everything wrong.

Starting point is 00:37:13 Not just one thing. I slipped up one night there and a couple of cocked down. I don't like to say this about women, but she was asking for it. Yeah. This is what you can understand. You get the blended drink. Maybe you don't think about the salad, but she said I had a glass of tap water. Yeah. I know. Yeah. She literally came out of a rusty hose, but I didn't think there was going to be a problem. She literally explained everything wrong. And then we went over

Starting point is 00:37:39 to the ocean and I was drinking from that. And I just, I don't know what happened. I think she had bad parents because she doesn't know how to brush her teeth. He's he he he. My clip 27 is a little bit more of this and it's it's got a great setup. I like any clip that starts this way. Clip 27. And this is a really ignorant question.

Starting point is 00:38:01 So get ready. Our whole lives everyone's like, don't drink the water in Mexico. Why is it still an issue? Like, what's the problem with the water that, like, can't they just... Can I feel this one? Christian? Go ahead. It's a third world country.

Starting point is 00:38:18 Yeah. It's very different than Canada. Yeah. It's very different than Canada. It's very different than Canada, just ask Carter, not to get in my soapbox car, but I think Amanda might not be aware of the situation at our southern board. People are fleeing this country because nothing works there. What's going on with these drug lords who are running this country? Can't they get clean drinking water to their

Starting point is 00:38:40 people? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would think instead of spending all the time cutting that sweet pure cocaine with baby powder and fentanyl that they would make sure that there were no waterborne organisms or viruses inside. That's where their focus should be. I don't want these people to oh, Dion, fentanyl and have diarrhea.. We gotta do something about this. All right, well, we can move on, I think from that topic, but oh, no, sorry, my clip 29, I'm gonna agree with this assessment from clip 29. But I didn't have to take care of anybody the next day.

Starting point is 00:39:20 So I could actually just like, I laid by the pool, took medicine and laid by the pool, and then Did that like for the past three days, which was awesome. It was awesome Yeah, as a parent I'll agree getting monosume was revenge not being able to look after my kids is actually way better Yeah, spending time with your children. I was much rather I've got to realize just COVID but at least my dumb brats couldn't come visit me. So I was like, they face the time to later.

Starting point is 00:39:48 They face time me and played the poop song. I got me again, but my clip 28, I pull for two reasons. The second reason is that Bobby Moynihan was such a champ and sat through this hour. I feel like I should highlight at least one good joke that he got out. But also, I think it's safe to say that the WATP demographic, you know, it's guys. And a lot of us at some point have probably dated a version of this girl who basically says this, Amanda, what she says. Fortunately, you know, I'm not married to her currently, but in the past, I may have

Starting point is 00:40:21 had a woman in my life who talked like this, clip 28. Because the first time I was like, oh, do I have to go to the ER and then I was like Oh geez! And then I was like, is this cancer? Like, you know, my mind always goes immediately to my god! Did you get my zoom as good? So, that's my god! Good job, Bobby. Yeah, my zoom as cancer is very funny. Good for him. I have diarrhea, is it cancer? No.

Starting point is 00:40:44 It's definitely not. You're in Mexico, you drink water, and you have diarrhea. Yeah, definitely not cancer. Your tumor just broke. Yeah. Yeah. My tumor is spilling out of my asshole.

Starting point is 00:40:58 I think there's a problem. No, I have to give them credit for one thing. One thing that Adam is talking about here is he has these brats who are uncontrollable and he doesn't wanna unleash that on the rest of society. Thank God. Traveling anywhere with children is terrible. I don't wanna go even go to a restaurant.

Starting point is 00:41:17 Right? I'm still not eating out. Oh bitch, bitch, bitch. Listen, even Chuckie cheese. don't bring your children there either, because I'm trying to enjoy my pizza and silence. I want to watch the band. I was here for the live entertainment and these kids will not shut up. But I just thought this way, he's like, I can't go anywhere on my children.

Starting point is 00:41:38 They're awful. But yeah, I could dial from whistling to you on this podcast. They're the worst. All right. What else you got over here, Christian? Because I have a little treat for us in a second. I have a surprise for you. Oh my goodness.

Starting point is 00:41:54 Clip 35, if you listen to a show like this and you figure somebody has to be listening to it. And my takeaway from Clip 35 is that no doubt everyone who listens is because one, they're so likable and two, they're so funny. And you can see how quickly they think on their feet. I think that they really deliver comedy to the audience in just a truly funny way. They teach improv. So they must be amazing at it.

Starting point is 00:42:18 Yeah. So I found myself at some point with my hair brush just banging it on the side of the bunk bed going fine the brush like like an insane old like like an insane old lady. I'm getting June Diana Rayfield vibes from this one. This is uninteresting in every single way. Yeah. So basically what happened there was, you know, she, she had a moment where she could have had something funny.

Starting point is 00:42:54 And she's just like, you know, in true and pro fashion. If you don't have anything, just tag out and Peter off at the end of your sentence. I'm like an insane old lady. Yeah, exactly. She already revved up for it, did she? Oh yeah, well since you played that, I wanna, this is funny because the children of these people have no respect for their parents.

Starting point is 00:43:22 And there's a reason for that. And my kids don't think we do anything. Like all the time, I feel like my oldest especially, he's like, you don't do anything. He's so disrespectful. He's like, what do you even do? Yes, I would be asking the same question if I were this woman's children, because I don't think she does anything and I'll prove it. I looked up their improv group, which is called Illuminati Improv. And they were doing some YouTube shows back during the pandemic. And what let's just see how this starts off their Illuminati improm. One, two, one, first.

Starting point is 00:44:07 The maiden boy has best inside of you. A human naughty. I think I had a mini stroke there for me, but I'm back. You know, it's right on those days where I think we all had a stroke when we acquitted Trump again. So on that note, I want you to leave those all of that behind and come with us and laugh because we all need a break.

Starting point is 00:44:34 Off to a great start. I'm shocked to find out that they don't like Trump. Wow. What are the chances of that? By the way, I'm also shocked that they don't pay for Zoom premium where you don't get the logo but right into your screen. Yeah, I would have thought they would have spent the money on that.

Starting point is 00:44:51 What a horrible start to the show. There's like music playing off of a cell phone somewhere, Betsy's running into the room from the outside. Like her husband's in another room in the house. He's on this thing too. This guy Corey will as holy shit. Looks like he already left.

Starting point is 00:45:07 He sucks. And then so they start the show off and then they realize that they're not actually streaming on YouTube. So this is a prop. Awesome. Oh, that's my big prop. Who is the Illuminati? It is Betsy Stover.

Starting point is 00:45:21 Hello. Are you this? Hang on. Oh, we're on YouTube. Okay, it's live on YouTube. I'm I think guys, this is improv. This is live. Right. It says it streaming, but what of our guests says, are

Starting point is 00:45:41 you sure it's streaming? Or is it possible that it's streaming not to the link that we gave out, but just to our page? Oh, that's possible. Probably not, but it's possible. It's just going great. So great stuff, Cory. I'm getting the energy from improv comedians is so awkward. And I'm just feeling that tension like, oh, I want this to be over with, I want it to end so badly. So they're starting off, it's not going well. They're fucking it all up, but they're all like smiling.

Starting point is 00:46:20 And yeah, live cavity, am I right people? Well, we're waiting for something to be funny. Does anybody remember laughter? All right, so the yes-ending right at the beginning is already driving me crazy on this. This is live comedy, guys. Live comedy. This is how it works.

Starting point is 00:46:36 Yep, yep. Yeah. So this is the first time we've done this. We, um, like together, the four of us in the Illuminati are roughly 400 years old. It was hard for us to do. Roughly. Good stuff, that's a. So that would mean they would average 100 years old each, get it?

Starting point is 00:46:59 Yep. It's like an exaggeration. Pretty quick, my self. Yeah, I know. It's like, I don't think they're 400. That sounds like too many years to me. It could be with a great tag there. So listen to this.

Starting point is 00:47:12 And then I will bring it back to the podcast, but I'm sorry, I had to suffer through this. I want you guys to as well. They decide they bring on another improv troop onto this show. They bring an all female improv troupe, is it a rival gang? No, they're all friends. That's the thing about it.

Starting point is 00:47:30 Wow, that sucks. As we all know, when you do things on Zoom, the more people you can bring on, the better it always is. Yes, you want more people yelling over each other for sure. Absolutely. Yeah, and give someone a sound board. Maybe two people a sound board to see what happens.

Starting point is 00:47:42 Put in a cartoon potato, why not? Yeah, no, we got a show But in a cartoon potato. Why not? Yeah, no, we got a show and a cartoon potato to the max All right, so what happens here is you know, you have to come up with a topic to riff on So what Betsy says is she goes. I have this children's dictionary So just tell me a page number and then I'll find a word in here and then you guys can improv on it So she finds the word st. Bernard All right, and this this other improv true best a riff on this Your suggestion is

Starting point is 00:48:25 St. Bernard oh other improv-tru best to riff on this. Your suggestion is Saint Bernard. Oh. Oh. Oh. I love it. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:48:36 Congratulations. I love you. Oh. What is the Q test? What are you gonna name it? What are some choices that you've been throwing around in your old noggin? In your old noblin.

Starting point is 00:48:54 Meredith? Meredith? What? Could I do two ideas? You got a life partner finally. What? Who do you gonna name your dog is what we're saying? I'm sure it is. I have an idea. Can I pitch you an idea? Yeah. I went somewhere

Starting point is 00:49:14 for a second there. Pitch away. Pitch away. Little little nobles. Oh, you're a pervert. Oh, God. Ah! I can't fucking take it! Carl, why are you doing this to us? Because it's prep socks. It's so fucking bad. Jesus. I agree with the Inaud notion in the chat. Can we talk about fucking animals again?

Starting point is 00:49:38 Yeah, that's really you. So after this... It's more pleasant. After these women get done and they do 20 minutes of this horseshit, it's just uncomfortable. They're not funny or witty or interesting. They don't have any chemistry together. It's all terrible.

Starting point is 00:49:52 They're not hot. They're the opposite of that. I've been in Zoom meetings for work that are funnier than this. And so after they get done, we go back to Betsy and her friends, and they have to exclaim how amazing this was, how hilarious they were. I just, I don't know why we're with her. I Thank you I was crying

Starting point is 00:50:37 I mean so The best the best the best I was not lying. I hope you saw the link because that was the best improv I've seen I think in two years. I mean, she's probably not wrong about that. Right. It doesn't mean it was good. Yeah, what is the best improv even mean? Also that the older lady in the bottom right is my favorite Billy West character. I was so glad to see my shot right there for the first time in decades. That was my favorite oral surgery doc. That was that was something else like best improv, whatever the fuck that

Starting point is 00:51:13 means. All right, I have a few more clips from that, but I'll give people a break. Let's cleanse our palettes with some more of Christians clips from the podcast. Yeah, I think that, you know, I was talking about how when you're a host, you should always be generous to your guest. And sometimes when you're a guest, you should always assume that if somebody sounds really stupid, you just kind of always affirm,

Starting point is 00:51:39 like we were saying about my clip 41. I worked there for like nine years. Which one? Yonkers in Yonkers, New York, and then South Street, C port for a while, right before. Not an opposite ends of the world. Correct. Wow. Yep. And then one in space. They're actually like 20 minutes apart. So he's just like, yeah, sure, yeah, very far apart,

Starting point is 00:52:05 whatever. But the reason why I really pulled the clip is because that's how they know each other. Both Betsy and Bobby Moynihan worked at Pizzeria Uno in like the late 90s. And Bobby got her a job. So I guess he feels like he owes her. And that's why he did her podcast. That's interesting because I was trying to figure out if Betsy was famous or had a career and she's been in things and stuff a little bit. Yeah. But not really. I thought her husband was famous until you showed that video and clearly he is not.

Starting point is 00:52:37 Yeah. No, I've no idea who that is. And I should mention this show has what Drew likes to say podfated. So eventually they just quit. They just gave up on it. It just wasn't working. Yeah, this true. This was the most recently posted episode,

Starting point is 00:52:53 but it's actually from a few years ago. They did some best of's for a bit. But I have got two more things. My clip 43, this could be a way where you could help grow WATP. Maybe producer Chris starts chiming in at the end of every episode for how to get the word out. From good. 43. Yep. And if you like it, make sure to tell your friends about it. Tell everybody,

Starting point is 00:53:17 especially tell your mom group. Yeah. So maybe want your mom group to listen to W atp. I thought that was some good advice. I'll tell my mom group later. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Pretty surprised. And finally, if you thought their theme song was hysterical, just wait till you get to hear clip 44, which is their auto tune theme song for the calling line. It's got an actual phone number in it. I don't know what the rules are about you putting it out there, but they put it on their show. So I figure it's fine. It's incredibly catchy and fun to listen to.

Starting point is 00:53:50 Clip 44. And you can leave a message on our hotline. A copy with your shit show. Four, two, four, two, seven, nine, eight, four. A copy with your shit show. Four, two, four, two, seven, nine, eight, four two four two seven nine eight eight four four two four two seven nine eight four two two. That's the worst Mr. Magenta song we ever played on the show before.

Starting point is 00:54:18 It's funny. I was going to say it sounded like one of the bumpers from her these socials. Yeah, right. That sound a little fake. I don't think it's a real person. Yeah, I don't know if that number is still a thing or not. Not a question. But don't call it. Don't call it, though. I'm sure.

Starting point is 00:54:32 Definitely don't call it Gary and Cindy. I go. All right. So let me get back to this improv because we have to get back to the main improv group, the Illuminati improv. And they, it's their turn and they're gonna use the word impractical. Okay, that's the word that they find in the dictionary. And this Corey Willis guy, socks.

Starting point is 00:54:54 I don't think he could carry a conversation, let alone be a member of an improv troupe. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think this mouse trap is going to work at this point. Okay, so we followed all the instructions. Okay, follow all the instructions. Yeah. I've got to say those are more complicated than I expected.

Starting point is 00:55:21 Okay, yeah, all right, so we followed all the instructions. All right. So we okay. So we followed all the instructions. All right. Now, um, I don't know where, which is how I know it's not working. Yeah. Um, also, so, uh, when we, okay. So how do we get the mouse to actually take a turn on the board? That's not, that's nowhere in the thing. There's people who aren't in the video screen of the Zoom call who are laughing at this. If you're wondering why there's laughter going on right now. And if I was Corey Willis and I talk like this, I wouldn't sign up for improv, comedy. His best joke is when he cleared his throat.

Starting point is 00:56:03 So far. Yeah. And he looks like he's in one of those photo booths I turn so For whatever reason they brought up a Mouse trap and then they've changed that into like the game the board game. Yeah, mouse Apparently that was played out as a concept already. So we're in the thing we got the board We put up a little background that makes you're in the thing. We got the board.

Starting point is 00:56:25 We put up a little background that makes it look really radical. So again, that board do some. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, okay. Okay. Are there is there like an, uh, like an e-fight thing where we could do like a game night invitation to all the mice in the house? That's when I would quit improv. Yeah, I mean, these guys have no chemistry. What's so up? Yeah. So, like, I'm going to admit something to you guys.

Starting point is 00:56:56 It's a little bit embarrassing. Look in college, we all do crazy things. Some of us experiment in different ways. I was in an improv group in my college. And, uh, one thing. You should have said hate were gay. You said you were gay. You said you were roommate because that would have been a last gay. Well, yeah. But the number of times you're on stage with one or both of these people, that's when you're like, oh, yeah, this isn't fun. I thought I thought it was going to be like whose line is it anyway? And we're going to play games and it would be, you know, we could tell jokes. But no, it's usually like, now we're here to tell a story and it's going to be like, who's lying is it anyway? And we're going to play games and it would be, you know, we could tell jokes. But no, it's usually like, no, we're here to tell a story and it's

Starting point is 00:57:29 going to take 30 minutes. And you get awkward laughter because people don't know how to react to it. So they just go, and that's like, they're big, they high five over that shit when it's all said and done. So here's the premise. They need to catch these mice using a game. I assume mouse trap, but what do I know? And so they're gonna send out an e-vite to the mice in the house to invite them to game night, and now Betsy, because she's an improv pro, she teaches it as we know.

Starting point is 00:57:58 She is a mouse, all right, and she gets this e-vite. Oh, come on, come on And she gets this e-vite. Come on. We have we have an email. It was received. It's for all of us. My eyes. Hey, let me just check it. Oh, it's a paperless post. So you know what? Serious. It's fancy. It's easy. It's all. Oh, look at this. I opened it up and confetti came out. Oh, I just want to point out. Oh. Oh, you are. I just want to point out for the people who are watching this. So bottom left corner and upper right, that's the married couple that is raising these monsters that she was complaining about.

Starting point is 00:58:33 And they say that their kids don't respect that. Yeah, that accused them of not doing anything. Yeah, they don't do anything and they don't respect them. I wonder why. I call it a day. I'm not against you. I'm not against you. I'm not against you.

Starting point is 00:58:44 I call it a day. I'm against you. I call it a day. I I called you. Yeah, I'm not instead of playing the house trap on the computer with your friends. Why don't you play the board game mouse trap with us? I'm not a real busy. Open it up and confetti came out. Oh, you are cordially invited to a game night. What? Love a game night. I'm not a game.

Starting point is 00:59:01 We met a game. What do you mean? I said, what do you mean? I said, what do you mean? I said, what do you mean? I said, what do you mean? I said, what do you mean? We're not going to eat our children like you like you like to eat that's not the murder we're not we're not doing that was that a sentence what the fuck fucking home run You saved your on that one holy shit So this dumb dumb in the bottom right She goes oh, it's murder people like the plague. What is it with fucking died 11 at the black plague? How are these jumping off points for comedy? What's wrong with these fucking people? Get with it Carl.

Starting point is 00:59:46 All right. Okay, so remember the plague? No, nobody does. Okay. All right, so what's great is this idiot in the upper right, the husband, he says, I should say Ari, his name. He says, all right, fast forward 24 hours later, after that, doesn't work.

Starting point is 01:00:06 And now they're gonna cope with another way to catch these mice. Or are they? Nope, they cope with the exact same way to catch the mice. So, okay. Is, if there's not, is there another game that we could get them to play? Trouble, ooh, trouble.

Starting point is 01:00:24 Where do we get them in trouble? Okay, okay, okay, all right. And send this email. Oh, okay, you saw. Oh, send it email, email. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What's in the, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, wait a minute.

Starting point is 01:00:39 We got it for the extra. The extra paper on the inside of the envelope. All right, these are people who fucking teach improv. And this is what they come up with. I go, they have to work. What should we do now? A different game? Let's do this again. Horrible. But you're not surprising.

Starting point is 01:00:52 I once took a sketch writing class at upright citizens brigade and everything that I got back is a feedback from my one instructor. I was like, I disagree with everything you just said. So I'm just going to sit back down and I'm going to just write my own. I was like, I disagree with everything you just said. So I'm just going to sit back down and I'm going to just write, I'm going to write my jokes into my, my funny ideas and get rejected for my SNL and my writing packet.

Starting point is 01:01:15 But still Betsy Stover does work at UCB. So that story checks out completely. All right. You ready to move on from this to something more exciting. I thought you had another hour of improv. Honestly, we could do that, but we're going to have to change our rankings of the worst things that came out of COVID because this is going to have to be the new number one, I think.

Starting point is 01:01:40 Zoom improv, I agree. Yeah, that's way over all of the old people that Quomo killed. Yes, if you could, I don't know, maybe convict Fauci for all of his crimes or murder everyone who tried improv on Zoom, which would you pick? The latter. I would still wear a mask to eradicate this art form. Yes.

Starting point is 01:02:01 Audit Prisa, all right, Guys, we have a special treat today. We have a guest coming on the show who's never been on the show before. Well, he's kind of been on the show before. We've played about the show before. He's never actually been on live with us. Ray DeVito is joining us. What's up, Ray DeVito? Hey, what's going on, guys?

Starting point is 01:02:21 How are you? I am doing very well. So, Ray is the host of the Rock Bottom podcast, or you might know him from Misery Love's company with Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy, and of course Chad Zumak. Now, Ray, I believe you got in the show because your buddies with Chad, right? You guys are both out of Cleveland?

Starting point is 01:02:39 Yeah, yeah, we're both out of Cleveland. Okay, yeah, correct. By the way, I did do improv back in the day. It's pretty bad. It's rough, isn't it? I stunk. I stunk. But everyone does.

Starting point is 01:02:51 Yeah, there are some good people. Yeah, there are some people that are great at it. There's not one of them. There's five people who are good at improv. They were all on TV. It's the only thing that people know about improv. And so everyone assumes that improv is great. It's like, no, no, no.

Starting point is 01:03:04 It was just those five people. That's it. No, Bill Murray was good at improv. Yeah, but the rest of us are right in styles, I think, with his name. He's all right. Yeah. It was going to the UCB. And I would see like death by Ruru was one of like the house improv groups.

Starting point is 01:03:18 And like, they were amazing. So you can, it can be great. It can't be great. I am not one of them that can make it great I can here's what they were doing. I would be there Here's my thing right so you do stand up your stand up comic Yeah, and with the way the stand up works is you spend a lot of time writing material that is funny And then you go up and you perform it. Why don't, why don't just do sketch comedy? Why improv?

Starting point is 01:03:45 That's the laziest fucking thing. It's like, do you want to prop for this? Nah, let's just go there and wang and see what happens. Yeah, I mean, you can still mug for the camera or the audience and totally ham it up. That's what you want to do, right? Like even jazz, all right. Uh-oh.

Starting point is 01:04:00 Even jazz is a structure to it. You know, it's like, well, we all know this part of the song and then we'll go off and do our thing, but we all know that, like, at least start with something that's pre-written, that's good. I agree with you. I agree with you. You sketches instead of improv.

Starting point is 01:04:14 I agree with you. I don't get it. All right. So, Ray, I want you to join along with us. We have an amazing Patrick Michael segment. And Patty Seacup says, has done some videos about Chad Zumaq and now he regrets it.

Starting point is 01:04:30 So we're gonna talk about all of that. I want you to join along with that. But first I want to ask you a couple of questions. Like, do you think Chad Zumaq is funny? All right, he's capable of it. No, he's funny. He's funny and I give him a hard time. I like the guy.

Starting point is 01:04:47 I got a root firm. We started the same time. He's like that cousin of yours that like gets in a lot like a lot of it. He brings on himself a lot of it. He does. Yes. All right. Yes.

Starting point is 01:04:59 A lot of it he brings on himself. But yeah, I get it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to be, I know you got to. Trust me. You answered the question when I asked is he funny? You went, all right, look it. That was the answer to the question right there. Like, that's how you know what I would say. Yeah, with somebody really things. Ray, would it help if we'd all been to the right Walmart and Florida? Would that actually help us understand where he's coming from? Good point. Ain't defensive drive ours.

Starting point is 01:05:28 There's a lot of rules. There's a lot of things you can't talk about. Mine is no longer number one. I think there's a glitch in the website, but it was number one for weeks. But yeah, it is not, I mean, a glitch in the website. Why it was number one for a couple of weeks, but it's not number one anymore. But yeah, there's a lot of handcuffs. You can't even really talk about dating too much because they're all married.

Starting point is 01:05:48 You can't talk like alcohol. Good news. Chad doesn't date. So that's fine. You can't tell what day is it. What's that? What are you talking about? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:56 So it does handcuff you. So in a lot of ways, it does handcuff you. Like even when you're doing your jokes, you're censoring yourself in your head while you're doing them. So I just want to throw that disclaimer out there. But no, I've never done that wallbar. I've heard Chad's comedy when he's not on dry bar. It's just as bad.

Starting point is 01:06:11 But I understand dry bar does make it more difficult. My other question to you, Ray, is are you ever going to go on MLC ever again? Because what's Kevin Brunninger to say that you've been cucking up to our show? Oh, it's going to come. By the way, this fucking break, it's a real fucking break. I love Kevin Brunton and Kevin Brunton. Of course, he's going to shit on me for coming on there.

Starting point is 01:06:35 But it's going to be out of love. He actually is a really nice guy behind it all. But yeah, he loves giving everyone shit. I even brought that up. I don't know if you saw that. I brought it up. Your podcast last time was on his podcast, trying to make fun of them for anything you like,

Starting point is 01:06:51 you're automatically cuck. Right. Really? I'm a cuck to water. You can't like anything. Oh, you can't like anything. Yeah, yeah. This guy's talking about being a cuck.

Starting point is 01:07:02 He's being a cuck to water. Like a cuck to water. Look at him drinking all this water, like a cuck. That this guy's talking about being a cock. He's being a cock. Yeah. Yeah. Like a cock to water. Look at him tricking all this water, like a cock. By the way, he should do a special just owning everything he does and just like everyone's a cock should be the name of it. Yeah. And he'd be brilliant.

Starting point is 01:07:16 He's fucking hilarious. I want to say, I think Kevin Tolares too. And I think the last thing that we did was praising Kevin Brennan for the way he was crushing Zubak. You thought he was funnier than anyone's could be making fun of Chad. So I was like, all right, buddy, you got this one. I'll let you take this out from now on. The other one to ask you about because you're from Cleveland, Bill Squire. So he's the guy who took Chad's job on the Alan Cox show. And he's still there as like the third Mike on the Alan gotcha. Do you know Bill Squire? Yeah, I do. He's the guy who took Chad's job on the Alan Cox show and he's still there. As like the third Mike on the Alan Cox. Do you know Bill Squier? Yeah, I do. He's a friend of mine. Oh, okay. That's cool. Does Chad have a problem with Bill?

Starting point is 01:07:54 I, they don't like each other. I don't know the history. It's one of those things where like, all right, I'm friends with this guy. I'm friends with that guy. I know some stuff went down, but it's like, I'm not getting it. Do you understand what I'm saying? It's like, I, I can't get involved. I will say this, though, when Chad was on the Ellen Cox show, he was a big deal in Cleveland for whatever that means. Like this. Yeah. Like people love Bill Squire and Cleveland, Mary Santor, who's also on the show. Like, like, yeah, so you know, like Rochester, like brother weas, everyone loves him in Rochester. So there is like that small town thing where you are the big fish in a small market

Starting point is 01:08:30 And yeah, first time I had lined the funny stop Chad featured for me and like They were all there because of the he did this thing called a sweater vest army and stuff So he was like hugely popular in Cleveland for that and And when he ended, he could have handled it better. That's all I say. He could have, he could have still wrote out the fame. If that makes sense, instead of just throwing off bombs everywhere, I feel like. That's the thing I feel bad about for Chad. He's one of those guys who peaked a little bit too early in his career, and it's been

Starting point is 01:09:07 all doubt, Hillison, because I got to know from a guy who's an Ellen Cox show fan, and he was saying, how important that show is to Cleveland, it's surprising the most of the country that an afternoon drive time show on FM would be a big show, but it's still apparently is. It is. Yeah. And the person said he goes, for some reason, there's like three markets in all of the US

Starting point is 01:09:28 that gives a shit about afternoon radio. It's like Cleveland, South Jersey, and Florida, like Tampa, or something. Are the only places left that anyone gets a shit about radio. But Emily Cox is one of those guys who's got a show there. It's weird. It's like a Cleveland thing. Like there's just, I remember being a teenager and this is like news lady, Robyn Swabota. And I remember being like in middle school or like in early high school.

Starting point is 01:09:55 And my mom met her at this supermarket and my mom was on like cloud nine for like five days. Like, say, who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Yeah, she's going to be in Cleveland. She goes nowhere out. She's going to see her. That's funny. Yeah, it's like, I don't, but yeah, they are big deals and good for them. And it's awesome. I'll do an Elincoc show like I was I'll still on their promote stuff and I'm happy people listen to it. So bad. So

Starting point is 01:10:23 Chad was fired after his DWI, whatever they call it in Ohio. Was the rating on the wall anyway, though, it seems like they wanted to get rid of him anyway. I have no idea. Now that I don't know. I don't speculate because it's fun. I mixed it up. I don't know, but hey, you said you used to do improv.

Starting point is 01:10:41 Yes, and right? Oh, it's like shit anyway, right? Hey, Alex Cox, one of them off the show anyway. All right. I know Chad was like, I know Chad has said that before, but I don't know. And when I see Alan Cox, I don't know Alan Cox like that. We're cool in studio. I don't, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:10:58 Look, I'm not, what do I get? I got my own shit to worry about. I understand. To worry about it. But I do. Great Senator Pussy, you have my vote. But I love how you got, but this is what podcasting is now. People love these, like I tried to like make,

Starting point is 01:11:13 try to make peace, get Chad to make peace with Aaron from SteelToe on the Shulee Show. And he like, cut me off just even suggesting that that was possibility. He's like, I failed. Yeah. Yeah. So fucking people love this controversy. And it's like, all right. And then you've heard me say, how about we just write jokes and be funny? Yes. He'll just be funny. Right. No, man. This fucking beef shit. But it's like 90s rap. Yes. It's really. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:45 It always ends with someone being shot in Vegas. So watch out for the skank fast. With all these comedians. Always podcasts are mowing each other down. Yeah. And it was like, it's not coming. I try to get Brunnen to do because a gas digital will let me use your studio to do podcasts when I'm in New York City. And I try to get Brennan to come and he just won't like he just like and then I was

Starting point is 01:12:09 talking to Lewis to get Brennan to Skankfest. He's like, I love to have Kevin Brennan, but he goes, here's a deal. If Kevin Brennan does Skankfest and he shits on it, I have to kill him. And I'm like, all right, I know Kevin, because Kevin's going to be Kevin and, and plus I don't think Kevin wants to, but it could be perfect there. He'd be great at skank that. You don't think Kevin would obey the rules? Are you sure about that?

Starting point is 01:12:34 Kevin's going to be Kevin. Yeah. You might be right. All right. Have you ever heard of Patrick Michael, aka Patty C Cups, aka Patty broken skull? I do know him from your podcast. I've listened to you a few of your podcasts. It's great. You get my friend Hannah Burner hard time on your last podcast. Yeah. You sure did. She's, I love Hannah. She's, she

Starting point is 01:12:56 a good stand up because I didn't check out her stand up at all. You know what? To be honest, she's, she's, she's okay. She's new. She's new. She's, she's, she's, she's so, she's gonna just interrupt for a second, right? My big takeaway from everything you've said in the last 15 minutes, you're a great friend, aren't you, Ray? You're a really good friend. People who are your friends say, thank you. You know what, Ray? You're a good friend. You're so nice about everybody. You're not gonna say anything mean about anybody. Yeah, the podcasting is not for you. You're being way too, to do that. Dude, her fans love her. They love her. Like Like you could tell when she's on a show and you'll come out and you'll see these like

Starting point is 01:13:27 20 something year olds wearing this like all dressed like really nice in New York City and you're like, oh, they're here because of Hannah. They're here because of Hannah and she's, and she's only getting better and better at stand up the more she does it because she's good. She's new. No, I'm reading between the lines again and she sucks at stand up. But that's okay. She's better podcasting. No. So it's good. She's new. I'm reading between the lines yet again and she sucks her setup. But that's okay. She's been a podcasting. So it's okay. Well, she's doing very well for herself. No, she's funny. I'm not the one left. I love her. She sells out everywhere. She goes. She's great. I know. And I'm happy to be friends with her. She's welcome on my shows.

Starting point is 01:13:59 Whenever she wants to do them. Yeah, I'm, and she's a sweetheart of a lady too. Well, before you have Hannah Berger, whatever her name is, burner, right? That's her name. Yeah. Before that, you're gonna have Carl from WATP, I'd your show. More importantly. Yes, yes, you're doing my show.

Starting point is 01:14:16 Doing your show on Monday. Yeah, hell yeah. So, okay, I don't think it's this week. It's the next week, right? Oh, is it? Yeah, because I'm in New York. We, it's, yeah, because I'll be in New York City. And I don't have access to a lot of stuff when I'm in New York City. Um, Hey, I got a quick question for you. I was checking

Starting point is 01:14:32 out your website and, uh, I'm redoing the whole thing. Okay. Cause you know, a ton of dates on there, but it says 2022. Yeah. I got a bunch of stuff coming off. I didn't even put up. I was at hilarious a couple of weeks ago. I had a couple colleges that I didn't put. Yeah, I got to get. I met the stand that we booked and all the places you played last year. Yeah, I got to redo the whole thing. Here's the thing. My driver just came out and my, I got a new special coming out. I'm on Aaron Berg's label, uncancelled records. And I guess it's premiering, I don't have the details yet. It's either premiering this weekend on SyriSexM. They're going to play it six times in its entirety on raw dog this weekend or next weekend. And then I'm going to have like links to the iTunes and Amazon. So I have two specials that came out at the exact same time.

Starting point is 01:15:25 One, because drive our, like, takes a year and a half to come out. So, yeah. I'm doing something that was gonna be boasting. That's awesome, buddy. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, all right. No, that's great.

Starting point is 01:15:36 That's actually a really good place to be is on the raw dog channel. It's a place where people discover comedians all the time. So props to you. I'm glad to hear things are going well for you. And I will send you my special, please tear it apart. I know you will. I, uh, yeah, you can tear it apart.

Starting point is 01:15:52 I take the, all right, here's what I do do better than a lot of other comedians that you know, uh, I don't mind. If you dick on me, I'm fine with it. Oh, okay. I don't get to defend like you've seen me with, I don't get defensive, like, with the folks who have problem. So, here's what we'll do. We're gonna grab Ray's new special. We're gonna pop it out, listen to like one or two jokes,

Starting point is 01:16:14 like, oh, that's all right. And then go right back to Chansu, bye. Okay. But we'll advertise it. It's the Rey De Vito roast. Oh, that's awesome. I agree. Is there any way I can get you guys to get along again ever?

Starting point is 01:16:27 Um, probably not. I think that Chad is not a fan of like, Chad Daceng's very seriously. He's not a fun guy. I know he makes fun of that. Like, oh, you want your show to be fun? Okay. But he's also like, he's got a temperament to him that's not desirable, I would say.

Starting point is 01:16:44 You know, Carl, do you think that he'll be in better spirits come July when he's ripped? Yes. I think whatever one's raising him for having a half body and being sober, then things will go very differently for sure. All right, let's check out. So Patrick Michael has a Patreon. It's Patreon.com slash pod culture.

Starting point is 01:17:03 He has 14 people on there. One of those people sent me his latest episode. That's called free water after dark. He does a free water after dark. It's an hour long. And we have to get right into it. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Starting point is 01:17:22 Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't Don't tell me you don't like my show Because that's absurd Ray you're getting a lot of praise in the chat right now. Uh-oh that you're indestructible I'm not here's a deal. I'm not even a nice guy but compared to the Company you keep in you guys included you guys want to rip each other apart like yeah, so in the podcast wars I look like the nicest guy ever like yeah, and it's see a piranhas.

Starting point is 01:18:06 You're somewhere between Kevin Brennan and Pol Pot. Yeah. If someone's asking your daughter out to the prom and it's going to be Kevin Brennan, Chad Zubak, or even a video, you're like, well, raise an asshole. But all right. Let's rather roll the dice with that one. All right. So let's find out what is Patrick Michael going to do on his bonus show that's only for Patreon subscribers.

Starting point is 01:18:28 And what I'm gonna try to do here guys is this is gonna be what I consider the Patreon exclusive. This is gonna be the stuff that I do just for Patreon, right? Is it gonna have any structure? Is it gonna be better than the stuff that you get for free? Probably not, most likely not. I almost guarantee it, because I'm gonna work a lot. I'm gonna do a lot less editing. You should just guarantee it. He's the boss.

Starting point is 01:18:56 You have my guarantee. I mean, listen, if you're gonna get people to pay for your stuff, you might as well set the standards real well. Like set the bar real well right off the bat, because I should have done that. Immediately people to pay for your stuff. You might as well set the standards real well. Like set the bar real well right off the bat because I should have done that. Immediately people started setting for a Patreon. I'm like, well, it's too too bonus. I was about the fuck was I thinking?

Starting point is 01:19:12 Yeah. Paying myself into a quarter over here. But apparently you don't need to even bother editing them. No, you don't. It's not to a penny thing. That's what he thinks. Yeah. So he explains,

Starting point is 01:19:25 because he's talking a lot about his YouTube channel that's really taken off. He's getting a lot of people watching his videos over there. And he explains why he thinks that he can be a commentator on comedy. I think I want to start doing commentating because I'm such a fan of comedy. And I feel like I'm at least a funny enough guy

Starting point is 01:19:44 to get jokes. I've wrote my own jokes. I've actually performed on stage. He's funny enough to get jokes. You know what? Hey, I already admire him for not wanting to do comedy. Don't do it. You give comedy a bad name if I am.

Starting point is 01:19:58 Everyone says I should try. Don't. Don't. It's something you're going to do or not do. If you got to be talked into it, please don't don't. Well, he was on Kill Tony. He did nine jokes and Tony thought one of them was decent and he hasn't shut up about it since. He got a real big head. I'm pretty sure that batting average gets your show on compound media. Yeah, we really brought up the fact that still tellsoe's on the compound media now.

Starting point is 01:20:25 I feel like E-Rock and Anthony just did that to piss off Chad. Or I should say that, I'm sure it was well earned and deserved, but it is also funny that they did that. Do you think they really care about what Chad thinks? I don't. Probably not. Yeah, I don't. I mean, we'll find out because E-Rock's gonna be on the show

Starting point is 01:20:42 this weekend, so we'll learn more about it then. But I just love this idea. It's like, do you want to be a comedy commentator? Yes. Okay. Do you get jokes? Yeah. I get jokes like that's probably the lowest bar possible for being a commentator. Sorry, real quick. Can you define joke? Is that really sure?

Starting point is 01:21:03 All right. And this is Patty explaining how funny he is my point is I've always felt like a performer and I've always had I was always the second guy with the joke, you know Maybe not the first guy but the second guy and the second guy's joke was always better at least in my case I was always the second guy the joke and in case, the second guy's always funnier. You mean you're funnier? You're also that's not the way comedy works. Once Chris Rock signs a joke, it's Chris Rock's joke.

Starting point is 01:21:35 The fact that I say the joke still makes it Chris Rock's joke. You don't get to do other people's jokes. No, I like that he says like, am I quick? No, not at all. Never the first guy with a joke. And that's the only time the joke is funny. If you're quick with me, he's like, no, but give me a day or two and I'll have a clip.

Starting point is 01:21:54 I'll come back to you. I have that one. Look, it's like movies. We always know the sequel is the best for every movie that you've ever seen in your life. And so the second person to tell a joke always is able to tweak a word or two and make it the wrong.

Starting point is 01:22:07 So then he starts talking about all the people who inspire him on YouTube. And he talks about unique who's been on this show before that mumble mouth. And he said, he was like, he talks like a moron. I don't know how he has any listeners. He brings up red bar. He loves red bar, Mike David over there. And then he's talking about the too lazy to try YouTube channel.

Starting point is 01:22:30 He doesn't present it in a very interesting way, but the stuff he's talking about will make you click. He's like, oh, Brendan Schobb losing his hair. And then you click on the video and he's like, all right, so today we have a video of Brendan Schobb talking to his former friend Bobby Lee and you might know he used to be with the Kali Likun Tiger Billy podcast. He starts every video with alright.

Starting point is 01:22:58 Alright so today like creative dude, creative. Who gave you that idea your sister? I don't even get that joke but I think it's funny Who gave that to your sister? No Personally, I enjoyed the after dark music playing in the back Yeah, yeah He's great. He's he's fantastic.

Starting point is 01:23:25 He talks about a porcelain who does those amazing documentaries on YouTube. And then Patti, all of a sudden, has this epiphany that I was blown away by. And maybe that's me, right? Maybe I'm so stupid that I actually think I'm good at this, but I'm bad. I'm awful at it. I'm absolutely terrible. Check out the big brain on my brain. You're a smart motherfucker, that's right.

Starting point is 01:23:49 Like he finally stumbled upon why he's so brilliant, why we're all amazed by this guy, but he kinda dismissed it too. He's like, and why did people listen to me? Cause I'm an idiot. Yeah, actually. 14 people think so. That's you precisely why

Starting point is 01:24:07 But I don't think he's gonna learn from that. All right try to make sense of this one Anybody who listens to a podcast or helps a podcast do its podcasting is more fucked up than any content creator on TikTok period You guys follow that. That not really, but no, I mean, if you listen to podcasts, you're obviously going to asshole. Carter the cops. Okay. And I guess I'm the double asshole, because I listened to this podcast, and I'm sitting here on this podcast right now.

Starting point is 01:24:39 So I'm, I'm really screwed in my. Oh, you're worse than a Tik-tacker Christian Jesus. It's wrong with you. It's a problem. So, Patti realizes something about himself. I really do feel like I am becoming a... cramudge. Oh, really? You think he hate everything? That's how you talk about something, Jayda, everything, yeah? I think that's a pretty good observation on your pirate What do you think he was a year ago, you know, I mean he's a cramudge and now, but actually pretty happy go lucky last year It's optimistic. Yeah, we can forward to the future How did you know who this guy is again? We somebody oh actually I think it was Jody B from Poe boys

Starting point is 01:25:23 Recommended the show also Doug from right, who are friends of ours. Recommended his show five or six years ago. And we couldn't believe how bad it was. He's like the worst podcast in ever podcast. Oh, he's been doing it five years. And they said, oh, yeah. He's been doing a very long time and, Ray, he also has hosted more podcasts

Starting point is 01:25:44 than anyone in the history of podcasting. He's hosted over a hundred different shows. Oh really? Yeah. And some of them even have two episodes. Yeah. A lot of them go out for a while, but then as soon as something gets popular,

Starting point is 01:26:00 he abandons it because he's afraid of success, which I will get into. He talks all about that. But first, I wanna talk about how he pulls back the curtain and he explains how much effort he puts into his videos. He even says that he writes a script, he edits the video, he wants the video to be a certain length, so he has to write a script that's a certain length,

Starting point is 01:26:19 and it's all this work that he puts into it. And then he goofs on YouTubers who are more successful because you know what these dummies do? They actually invest in equipment. Huh, I know, it's so weird. And at least you can, I can talk shit about my videos because I'm just editing on my phone. These fucking idiots probably have a full setup, dude.

Starting point is 01:26:41 Right, like a full legit setup. They got a fucking sure sm7b they got the fucking mixer they got a fucking can cannon I was gonna say cancon I don't even know what that is I don't think it's not even a thing but it sounded like a camera cancon a capcom camera so this is classic patty see-cops yeah calling people out for using the right equipment to record their show and out of that. I think Chad's agreed with him for the first time because clearly, you know, he agrees

Starting point is 01:27:10 that you don't need to spend any money on equipment no matter how many podcasts you do. I don't know. Chad told me two and a half months ago that he ordered all this stuff from Amazon. He hasn't come in yet for some reason. You know, usually I was out at the quick turnaround, not for Chad. He's he's waiting for ready to give it to him as a gift. Yeah. Yeah. Look at happening with that?

Starting point is 01:27:25 Look at what they're doing. Yeah, look at look at my setup. I obviously, yeah, I get made fun of for my setup all the time. I'm fine with it. You're a minimalist. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. So he explains he does all of his editing on his phone.

Starting point is 01:27:41 He never transfers anything over to his laptop. He goes, the file sizes are so large. He's going to complain about the weirdest shit. He's like, I would never put that stuff on my laptop and do that, which I thought was bizarre. But I mean, there'd be no room for zoo porn. So obviously, what do you would play here? I guess you weren't playing any. Allegedly.

Starting point is 01:28:04 Yeah, allegedly So again talking about unique now if you guys know unique is sianzzy on YouTube and stuff like that Petty although he's a fan of his has some mean things to say I'm gonna make sure everybody who enjoys funny knows what isn't funny And what's cringe? And then you're like buddy, you're pretty fucking cringe. You're pretty cringe. Like you know this is a fucking douche bag of a human. Unique. Okay.

Starting point is 01:28:36 This size on Z. This guy's a fucking lame. Like no friends fucking weird drunk. I don't know dude, just a horrible dude. I mean he's not wrong, no. But the fact that he's calling out to people for not having friends is hilarious. He's a horrible person. He's also a wav-

Starting point is 01:28:55 At first, at first I thought he was being self-aware by saying that he's cringe. Nope, I thought he was like talking about himself but no, it's something about someone else. At first I thought I was like, oh I'm kind of liking him that he's self-aware, that he gets at he's cringe. Nope, he was talking about himself, but no, he's talking about someone else. At first, I thought I was like, oh, I'm kind of liking him that he's self-aware, that he gets at his cringe. Nope, he was talking about you, Nick, that entire time. All right, so now we're gonna get into the Chad Zoom Talk.

Starting point is 01:29:15 Now, he's complaining that other people were suggesting the content that he should do on his YouTube channel, and people were suggesting that he should do Chad. I guess that didn't work out as well as some on his YouTube channel. And people are suggesting that he should do Chad. I guess that didn't work out as well as some of his other videos. So for instance, when they said,

Starting point is 01:29:29 hey, you should talk about Chad Zumak less than 1,000 views. Yeah, yeah. Talk about Chad Zumak to Zachary Vues. All right, being Chad Zumak to Zachary Vues, all right. I don't know who told you this was a sure fire way to success. It's not. He was ripping on Chris DeLia and Brendan Shobb.

Starting point is 01:29:46 That's always more interesting. You're always going to get more eyeballs of that content. Well, people know who Chris DeLia in Shobb are like fans for comedy, right? Yeah. But yeah, no one outside of like our circle, like knows. And by the way, I don't, people know who you are. Your pie gets very successful. Not if you talk about me, no one's going to know who the hell I am. Now they will. Right? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:30:09 I'm putting you on the bad full for here. Yeah. What did Carl say that cock? Yeah. He said he said that he put Ray on the map. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I should get El Haribla on here. I know that I know that I know someone who wouldn't be happy with that Right, you don't like Al Hereplay We made up today. Hey, hey, right? Cardiff, what's up, buddy? Good good. I'm glad you did my show before you did this lesser show I don't want to all right. All right, get the fuck out of here Sorry, get the fuck out of here. What?

Starting point is 01:30:42 What? What are you doing? He's got a- He's got a put down W-H-D-P immediately. I bring it back. Oh. God see, Ray, you're much more polite as a guest. I appreciate that.

Starting point is 01:30:53 What a spicy potato. You're really this. And I don't even give a fuck about Chad Zuma. If I'm being honest, the guy is so bad and so many people are trashing him that it's not worth talking about. Alright, I agree with that. Guy makes some points.

Starting point is 01:31:10 What can I say? He's figuring some things out for sure. So this is more on Chad. When he's on this podcast with fucking Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan, he's just sitting there for the most part. He's not doing anything. When I'm gonna be like, oh, hey, so I don't know how this fucking flipflop show decided to get that many hours out of Chad's remark in the first place.

Starting point is 01:31:33 It's like after the three clips of him doing stand-up, there's nothing left. What do you want to talk about? Is he a rest? Yes, please. Are we the flipflop show in this one? That's what I thought. That's what I'm thinking. And just from the context, I don't know why we'd be the flipflap show in this one? I think that's what I thought that's what I think and just from the context I don't know why we'd be the flipflap show, but just from the context they say I don't even know how these guys are still talking about again It's not easy pretty pretty sure it was a subtle day to get your feet curl. Oh you think so

Starting point is 01:31:57 Yeah, he said he never listens So how would you know anything about that? He's never even listen to our show. Does he know my voice sounds like as he said I already know anything about that. He's never even listening to our show. Does he know my voice sounds like? As he said many times. By the way, I was watching MLC yesterday, and I don't have any clips, but it was pretty funny.

Starting point is 01:32:15 Bob and Kevin are doing a stand-up show like a New Jersey or something. And Chad tried to invite himself out into the show. He's like, oh, I can come up and do that. They're both just like, yeah. No, no. Why would we need you on our show? Did you hear us ask you?

Starting point is 01:32:28 Yeah, we're gonna sell as many tickets as we would if you were there or not. So why would we watch you on our show? It was just really funny. Because he was so like, hey, can I be on this show and both of them, they didn't say no, but they're like, like, it wouldn't be cost effective to go all the way from Tampa to New Jersey.

Starting point is 01:32:46 Right. Hey, did you go to his show when he when he was doing his birthday show in the Cleveland area? No, no. And you and no one else. You're not the only one who could have got a ticket. It was sold out. No, I was going to do the funny stop when he was the funny stops.

Starting point is 01:33:08 Sorry, God, I'm being diplomatic. I get it. You guys could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, I do think it's great on MLC. He's a I said this to Chad when he was starting out, he's good is not the bad guy, but the bad guy sidekick. He's great at that. Like

Starting point is 01:33:26 so he's mini me. It's what you're saying. Yeah. I agree with that. I said this to him years ago, I go, he's great is he reminds me of like in karate kid, not Johnny, but the guy that yells, get him a body bag. Like he's that guy. Yeah. And he's perfect in that role. He's great is Kevin, the instigator for Kevin. I think even when he was on MLC, I kept telling Kevin and I would say to Chad, I'm like, I'm like, you guys are going to get back together. He's great for MLC. He does great. I get why you guys have your wars. I don't know the origin of it. Yeah. But I'm sure there's an or should that's worthy worthy. What he asked to come on my show,

Starting point is 01:34:05 and I had him on the show, and he was terrible, and I had to let him go, because he was ruining the show, actively trying to ruin the show. Producer Chris was there, we were like, what's going on right now?

Starting point is 01:34:17 And he's later gone on to say that he was trolling me. Like, dude, you asked to come on my show. I have you on my show. We're trying to have fun together, and then you were trolling me. Kind of it didn't move. You did move that. It was like next level Andy Kaufman stuff.

Starting point is 01:34:28 Yeah, I guess it was over my ass. And everyone who listed that episode because everyone said it was a horrible episode. The worst one we've ever done. Oh, wow. That's kind of the thing. What I think Ray is describing is that Chad Zumak is great when he's in a room full of comedians.

Starting point is 01:34:42 And they basically pull a comedy train on him and everybody gets a chance to just, you know, like that show where they had Florentine calling. Nope. And it was just all of them beating up on him. That's what he's perfect for as basically a punching bag. Yes. Agreed. He is a fun guy.

Starting point is 01:34:57 I will give that. No, no, no, no, let me ask you this, right? Because, you know, you said that you gave him some advice. Let me, let me just try to predict what happened there. He went, you know what, Ray, I, I love your instincts and I trust your opinion. And I'm going to follow your advice because you're probably smarter than I am about this kind of thing. Is that what he said to you? No, I think Levi sums it up best when he talks about like I tell like he'll give Chad advice one way and Chad takes it and like, and then does the opposite. That's, uh, yeah. All right. So he's not boring. You got to make it. No, not boring. Well, he can't be young. All right. So this

Starting point is 01:35:37 is, um, Patti is now saying that Kevin Brennan isn't funny, which I find surprising. And even more surprising is that he brings this into the break. This is his Patreon episode, but no advertising at it. But come on, man. He doesn't even say funny shit on the podcast. He just yells. And when a person yells, you know that they're not funny. Once you have to resort to changing your volume, you're not funny. Humor gone.

Starting point is 01:36:08 So only Stephen, like, he's gone. This is free water. No, we'll be right back. We all know what I'm saying. I'm Ken Asim was. He was the worst. The only Todd Barry and Stephen Wright are funny. I wrote out because I'm piece of shit for changing their voice.

Starting point is 01:36:26 He's got to now figure it out, guys. That's the one I love about Patty Seacups. And he doesn't have to prove himself. He doesn't have to show that he has any talent. He can just let everybody else know that they suck. Yeah, I liked that about him. It's a fun way to get live your life, I think. I will say I never got to brand in shop thing.

Starting point is 01:36:41 Like if I don't know brand in shop at all, but he's friends with all these big LA comics. Like, why didn't any of them help him with his jokes before he shot that special to be like, maybe take it this way. Like it's not that I'm just, I sit there and I watched it and I'm like, I would have taken it so many different ways. Just anyone that's your friend that's a professional comic would have been like, dude, I would have taken it so many different ways. Just anyone that's your friend, that's a professional comic would have been like, dude, I won't you go this way with it.

Starting point is 01:37:10 That's the first set, you always say something nice, like, no, that's a funny premise. Right. And then won't you take it that way? I think the joke is that way. The first, especially dead, he talks about the Hulk Hogan sex tape. And I'm sure the four of us could come up with seven minutes on the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

Starting point is 01:37:30 Brennan shove had nothing. He just kept talking about, and then he's like, having the sex with this girl. The law, and then he said, like, brother or something, and that was like the punchline. It was so bad. And you're right. If he had any friends, they would try to help him.

Starting point is 01:37:45 And I would guess that they did. And that's how bad he is as a comic. Even with his friends help, he was Joe Rogan and all those guys are he should fear whoever else was helping him out. He still sucks at comedy. Yeah, I don't get, like I don't know him, but just watch and gringo poppy.

Starting point is 01:38:00 Like I'm sitting there like, why would you just, you brought up a topic, why are you going that way with it? What? Do you not see that, that's not funny? I suppose to listen to the words he uses, it's the energy that he breaks. That's the whole point of his standoff. It's a very different. And by the way, he could be all four of us up at the same time. That's why we say this show on the internet. Although I'll give blind Mike credit, my buddy Mike Geary, Brennan job did a show in Boston at the comedy club and Mike and all their friends all wet just to see the spectacle of Brennan job bobbing in a comedy club.

Starting point is 01:38:36 So props to them. I think that'd be a fun night out. Yeah. But Mike has a built in reason that he knows he's not going to kick his ass. You know, he's just going to look at him. Yeah, he's going to put out the put out the cane like a like a blowhouse and he's like, Oh, I can't, I can't touch him. And his friends will get their ass.

Starting point is 01:38:50 He points at Craig, guys, like beat this guy off. He drove me. I don't know what you're doing tonight. Wait, I got glasses too. Hold on. I think that his friends probably don't help him because it's better for the, the shows they do with him, like for the podcast, if he sucks, you know, because it's like, why is Chris DeLia want to help him with his act?

Starting point is 01:39:10 That's why he doesn't help Chad. Good boy. I haven't seen Chad do stand up in a while, but like, no, no, no, I would help him with with, with, with, I do that to any friend. I mean, hell, you know, like I've normed. I've given like joke tags to and stuff. It's a common thing. It's not like unheard of in the comedy community to like, you know, him well enough that you could get comp tickets for his show in Rochester. Yeah, I know. I'm just asking to a friend. I know. Mark Norman sold out

Starting point is 01:39:40 every show dude in Rochester. He is. Yeah, he is blowing up, man. Like I did a Cincinnati funny bone with them and is he and he's flight didn't make it on Friday night. So I had line the shows and that they were fine, but I'm like, they're all here because they're Mark Norman fans. And I think you'd just see me, me do 45 minutes instead. They're not, but they were cool. And, but still at the same time in my head, like, this is not where they're going to want to see their hear specifically for Mark. Yeah. The tomatoes they threw weren't rotting. So that was nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you were to give Chad advice and comedy, maybe you'd say something like, hey, uh, all this Walmart and came our talk.

Starting point is 01:40:27 Can we table that? Can we move on to just like another topic at some point or another story at least? My advice would be, don't bring comedy. Okay, he didn't want to go to the abacon. That's fine. Yeah. But Mark, I know him from when he owned a comic scat fan Rochester. He's a nice guy. Yes. Don't To get the club and what are you doing? You're burning your own bridge to do that at like like club owners are gonna

Starting point is 01:40:54 Know you for the wrong reasons like why would you do that? Like so I would give him advice like dude Just sometimes don't hit send on that tweet. Or just you're just, you're ruining yourself, your own opportunity. We called Mark a liar when Mark told the story of how he just showed up and said, I'm featuring for Nikki Glaser. Nikki's like, I didn't ask for this guy

Starting point is 01:41:15 to be featuring for me. And then he said, well, he was lying that didn't happen. And then someone sent me a clip of God free saying the exact same thing. Like, bro, I had a show in Wisconsin. And the kid just shows up Chad just shows up there as a featuring for you. It's like this is this thing It's what he does he's worms is way out of the shows. He wasn't invited to Winnie me you could do that. I'm gonna start doing that I'm gonna make snow in our tears on a middle link for you

Starting point is 01:41:41 This week I'm gonna text them like yeah, no, I'll like, I'll be still for opening for Billy Strings next week. Yeah. That was should be a good show. Yeah. Any, Hannah, I got her number. She's headlining he, I'll be in New York, but she's headlining hilarities here in Cleveland show up. I'll be just, yeah, I'll just like text, hey, Hannah, turns out I'm featuring for you. I'll turn. No, no, no, no, no, you can't do that way. You just like text. Hey, Hannah, turn on the feature for you. I'll turn it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's no, she's great. She's great. You convinced me this time. No, no, no. You didn't convince me before, but no.

Starting point is 01:42:27 No, no, no, no. She's amazing. I know. All right, so I want to know, why does Patty C. Cops play this music on his podcast? It doesn't make any sense. He goes to break, and now he finally explains it. Finally. Okay, yeah, yeah, there's some hype music for you.

Starting point is 01:42:46 Just in case you're listening to a podcast while you're driving to your job at the gym. Driven to your job at the gym. Yeah, you gotta get hyped up for that, right? You didn't know? That's a total of four people in all of it. It's Lakewood Oh, right now. Right. He has four listeners. That's a total of zero people who

Starting point is 01:43:09 need to hear. Right. You say maybe he's talking to his specific four litters listeners. Maybe no someone. It worked at Planet Fitness. He knows they're going there. Say it is for Timmy.

Starting point is 01:43:20 Timmy. Uh, well, I have a question. I'll ask you producer Creston. So you're here in the studio with me. Hello What do you think is better to listen to while you're driving podcast or music? Hmm am I going to work at the gym or let's pretend you're going to work at the gym. I Would in fact go with music. Okay. Pady Seekup is gonna let us know what the answer is. Okay, good music beats podcasting a thousand times out of a thousand. I fucking won a game.

Starting point is 01:43:50 Well, he's listening to his own podcast. He's the reason why. Yeah, that's the problem there. He's right, I'll take music up for his podcast. Over his podcast, yeah, right. What genre? Who can you send music? It's shuffle.

Starting point is 01:44:04 All right, so everyone knows that right now What genre? Who can you send me who said it's shuffle? All right, so everyone knows that right now Mizribo's company is doing very very well and if you check out their show live what you have to because otherwise it's gone If you took out the show live, there's a lot going on in the chat a lot of people are engaged in that and I didn't realize this They can be brutal He's there checking the chat zoom outows about me fine. I'd still jump in that fucking live chat every now and then but I've even seen Roy in the fucking Misery loves company chat. He's been in there. There's a guy who pretends to me me that's in there. He doesn't say much

Starting point is 01:44:44 I mean I'm fucking going apes shit. I'm typing a bunch of stuff. I just can't He's been in there. There's a guy who pretends to me me that's in there. He doesn't say much. I mean, I'm fucking going ape shit. I'm typing a bunch of stuff. I just can't. I don't even listen to the show you guys. When that fucking thing is on and I'm in the chat, I'm not listening to the show. I don't hear a single thing that Chad says or Kevin says or Bob says or these random guests that they have, I don't hear nothing. I just type in the chat. Whoa, he's saying what's talking about you, right? Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:45:09 And first I thought he was calling me Roy. I think, I might have been Roy. He calls me Roy for some reason. I don't know why. Doesn't make a lot of sense, but whatever. I have been in there, I was in there yesterday, chatting away a little bit. But I think that's interesting,

Starting point is 01:45:23 that there's a guy who pretends to be Patrick Michael in that chat that's not him, but there's another guy that's not Patrick Michael, that is him, that's Chad, and he goes, I wanna do that person as. Who get a lot of layers? It's a lot of layers. It's a lot of layers.

Starting point is 01:45:35 It's a lot of layers, a lot to understand. God, the internet's difficult. That's our new podcast. So our words. Yeah. All right. So our words. Yeah. Alright. So what's find out what Patty doesn't care about? Cause I'm always interested to know.

Starting point is 01:45:51 I guess I could honestly say I don't give a fuck about Brendan's shop or Chad Zumaak or Stuttering John or, you know, who are these posseys? I don't care. I don't think they really care about this. I don't think they really care about this. I don't think they really care about me. You know what I mean? I do.

Starting point is 01:46:08 He does. He cares about you. He cares about you. When he went away for a couple of months, every morning, I will go back, where's Patty? I wanted to talk to him and fight him every day. He doesn't care about us though, which is a bummer. So now he's going to talk about both me and Dick Masterson.

Starting point is 01:46:27 So he calls me Roy, he calls Dick Richard, just to understand the context of this. Like you guys know I could sit here and do an entire episode for the Patreon about Roy, about that show, about him using my clips or anybody using my clips. I could go through and listen to their shit and see what

Starting point is 01:46:45 Cornie stuff they say right and report on it and you guys would love it, but That's too much work for me to give a fuck about them Most of you remember the exact response that I gave Richard for his show, you know, he sent me that email and he fucking talked about how he was on Dr. Phil and then how he was like, oh, at the end he was like, uh, fuck myself, told me to fuck myself, but again, never spoke to the guy before, aside from one of his little assistants trying to get me on the show as a guest. And all I said was Roger, Roger, and that fucking pissed them off, dude. They were so excited to get me on that show that they got so mad that I became an enemy

Starting point is 01:47:29 They wanted me on the show so bad That when I responded Roger Roger they spent the next two days Using other people to try to contact me to still be on the show man. You see what I'm saying No, what is he saying producer Chris You see what I'm saying? No, what is he saying? producer Chris, you see what he's saying? He still doesn't understand what Roger Roger means after all these years. That's a good point. Yeah. I guess Dick wanted to interview him on the dictionary, which would have been cool. But he's not having that.

Starting point is 01:48:00 Yeah, he's too good. It's too good for us. And you want to know where she located? What state? Indiana. Indiana, okay. Yeah. And do you know why he's too good for us? I'm a lone wolf.

Starting point is 01:48:13 Oh, right. I'm a lone wolf. He's said with confidence. Oh. So, I'm listening to this episode. And this is not bringing me up a lot, but he brings up a couple times, and he does say that he doesn't listen to my show, he never listens to my show, he doesn't care about our show, he doesn't give a fuck. And then he proves that he does listen to the show.

Starting point is 01:48:35 I turned down sponsorship with Magic Mind, okay? Because this isn't real. Magic Mind is our sponsor on the show. How would he know about that? If he doesn't listen to where are these podcasts? Lucky guess. Oh, baby. I don't want to badmouth your sponsor, but the only place I've ever heard of Magic Mind

Starting point is 01:48:56 is right here in W-A-T-P. Yeah, we're the ones promoting Magic Mind. And Patty's actually like, he never listen to our show. So I call him, liar liar, liar pants on fire. That's what I like to say. So then he starts talking about, I'm trying to remember what show this is. It's one of those shows with those West Coast comedians

Starting point is 01:49:17 that gets a shit ton of views for no reason. And he says, you know, they're making $10,000 a week doing the show. And it's insane that they make that kind of money. And Patty thinks about what if he could make that kind of money, doing a podcast. Yeah, I fucking almost went to Clemson and doing all the projects that I've done, and the music, and all that shit, the artwork, everything that I put into all the stuff that I've done,

Starting point is 01:49:40 and then in the end, I'm going to somehow start making $10,000 a week. No, thank you dude If I was to put out a video on YouTube that got more than 10,000 views dude. It's over I'm done because I don't want the pressure. I don't want the pressure of 10,000 subscribers Right fuck that. Don't worry, it's not happening. Well, it's funny because, right, if anyone else said that, I would say bullshit. Right.

Starting point is 01:50:10 Yeah. But it's true. Anytime anything gets popular, he runs the fuck away from it, and starts a new show that you can't find. It doesn't let anyone know that it's there. And honestly, it's weird, this fear of success. He should talk to someone. He should really sit down with his shurinkers. I'd be like, why am I afraid of succeeding in life? What's the problem with this?

Starting point is 01:50:30 And by the way, let's say you're successful, it can all go away like in a month. It's like, yeah, Penny, good, good news. You got 10,000 subscribers. They're all going to hate you next month. So don't worry about it. Yeah, they, they, they go away. They don't, they're not going to stick with it. Yeah, success is fleeting. You'll be fine. All right. So then, uh, Patti is hoping that we will help promote his Patreon for him. But I do hope that if I put out this hour long episode and you do chop it up, I will get the attention that I've been so seeking as of lately.

Starting point is 01:50:59 You just said you didn't want it. Make a good fucking mind. So we're going to need the funds, folks. Let's get the dollars. Just just. I think, I think Ray should be his therapist. He should be his co-host. Yeah. Fuck is wrong with his dude.

Starting point is 01:51:14 I would love for you to touch the sense into this guy. Look at chance to fart. Got it. We're not going to save him. But you can maybe talk some sense in the paddy's e-cups. He just totally contradict him self. Welcome to our world. So he's got this Patreon. It has 14 people who subscribe to it. It's head 14 people for years. I've never seen anything like it. People don't drop off. They

Starting point is 01:51:41 don't get on. They just, it's just steady. 14 people, give him three bucks a month. And he's talking about how he wishes he had more people giving a money because he's moving. And this was shocking. So at the end of the show, he talks about how he is moving, he's going to get personal all of a sudden. Yeah, I am actually moving. We're upgrading and hopefully I'll get a nice little studio built. Maybe get my face back on camera again because you guys love it. Holy shit. He's gonna get a studio built.

Starting point is 01:52:13 Yeah, I thought those were lame. Right. He always complains about that. He likes to be in the closet. But here's what I'm gonna say, guys. Now, I've been blocked and banned from his Patreon. But if anyone else wants to subscribe and help him out so we can build a studio, we can see his face more often. I'm all for that.

Starting point is 01:52:28 It would be dope. Yeah, that would be very cool. So let's see, Ray, this is the difference between myself and some of those other shows that you're on is we encourage people to support the people that we maybe make fun of from time to time. We want everyone to succeed in this podcasting world. I like listening to you guys like comment on the MLC style. I think I think it's fun. But then I think Brennan also thinks it's fun. And Levy does. Levy encouraged me to reach out to you.

Starting point is 01:53:00 Oh, did he really? Yeah, I like Bob. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He definitely is. Um, Ray, do you have time to hang out for a minute? Yeah. Yeah. Christian, you still with us? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry we're going along today, but I have some very important things to talk about. Oh Greg OP Hughes put a video out about me He finally did he finally addressed WATP. We've only been talking about him for three decades. If I had been decided to respond to it. And this is groundbreaking stuff. This is a pretty good hot take from Open Remember.

Starting point is 01:53:56 I didn't edit this, Open did. This is OPIS team putting this together for us. It's called Thoughts on WATA-T-P. Maybe he's talking about Hannah. Who are these? That would be Thoughts on W-A-T-P. Get it? Thoughts. Podcast already trashed your beer. No, we back up. So somebody comments, who are these podcasts already trashed your beer show? So he's gonna respond to that. Who are these podcasts already trashed your beer? Whatever, dude. It's so weird. These low level podcasts like I was talking to my agent the other day and they're aware of these low whoa, whoa, whoa. You're talking to your agent.

Starting point is 01:54:37 He answers the phone when you call him. Why? Why would your agent give a shit about you? You haven't had a job in years. Oh yeah, so I was talking to my agent about his 10% cut. It turns out to be zero. To my agent the other day and they're aware of these low level podcasts attacking me. And what they said, the one guy, he goes,

Starting point is 01:55:03 I googled some of these people, nothing comes up. He goes, nothing comes up. They have done absolutely nothing with their careers. Literally nothing. But they have nothing on the Google. Nothing. And they're attacking me. Jesus.

Starting point is 01:55:24 Go do your show and become somebody But the people my age are looked up. He's like literally nothing comes up on these people. I'm like I know man there like They're they're full of themselves. They think they're setting the world on fire And they're just a low-level podcast that that you know That attacked me to maybe get more people watching there. Shit, I have no idea. Well, first of all, if nothing comes up, how would he know?

Starting point is 01:55:52 Literally. She can't even tell you like if nothing comes up, how would he know? That makes no sense. My favorite part about that is he got, I told my agent about who are these podcasts, and he said nothing comes up on Google. So OP can't even be bothered to Google this himself.

Starting point is 01:56:06 So I'm guessing his agent, Ms. Hurtim, or did nobody was Googling, because just the phrase, who are these podcasts, you would think we wouldn't show up, because that's a question, right? You know, it's not a great question, not worded properly, but you get it. But look at what happens when you Google,

Starting point is 01:56:22 who are these podcasts? Cause I decided to do this myself here. And I'm not signed in or anything like that. There's none of my brows or history. So the first thing that shows up was our website. The second thing is Apple, our podcast, and our YouTube page. Then who hosts who are these podcasts?

Starting point is 01:56:38 So the answer, Carl. And then there's our Facebook page. There's our Google podcast page. There's our Reddit page. There's our podcast page., our Reddit page, there's our Padme page, or Stitcher, I mean, do I need to go on? This goes out forever. The fact that his age, it goes, yeah, I Googled them and they don't show up anywhere.

Starting point is 01:56:53 It's like, that's all it is, the first five pages of... Yeah, like, all of a sudden, it doesn't have Google? Like, he doesn't have Google or something. My computer doesn't come with Google. I don't know. I could bother looking up.

Starting point is 01:57:04 So, be fair. Greg said that he looked him't come with Google. I don't. I'm good for it. I'm looking up. So be fair. Greg said that he looked him up on the Google. So he may have gone to thegoogle.com and probably didn't come up on that. Right. Turns out to not even be a search agent. Go figure. No idea, but they literally have nothing going on still in their careers.

Starting point is 01:57:21 I would look. All right. So I never say this. This is something I never say, because I think it's a douche thing to say, and it's also fleeting, but the fact that we are making way more money than hoping on podcasting,

Starting point is 01:57:33 and then he would say we're doing nothing in our careers as it's saying, Oh, but you're the one literally doing nothing into your career right now. You're yelling at Facebook live with doggy, yeah. Doggy's doing more. Yeah, talking to him more. Yeah, doggy's got more going out than you do.

Starting point is 01:57:47 You're more. I said, can I go over there with those people? I would love to know how old some of these people are and I would compare where I was in my career to them. And I'm a better idea. Let's compare my life when I'm your age to you. That would be fun. Happy, pretty. It would not be pretty.

Starting point is 01:58:07 So just do your dumb show. Realize that attacking other shows is a good bit here and there, but if you rely on just that you ain't going anywhere in this business, I'm telling you right now. What would you do if I only did Jack Tober here and there? We didn't turn our whole show into jock tober? Is it gets old after a while? We're on year eight. But okay, I mean, I itself, we only did jock, Vember one time. Alright, and jock, December was never done. I love that opus explaining to me how podcasting works or the industry works. Like,

Starting point is 01:58:43 I think I probably know more about it than you do at this point. So what's fun is that he made a video about me and at the same time he made a video about SteelToe and he put it out on Twitter and goes, let's see you as more viewers or listeners or an advert because he called us both out. So this video has how many views, 1.4,000.

Starting point is 01:59:01 Okay, let's see what we're doing versus SteelToe. Here's our steel toe video Steel toe is another phony another low-level phony He was trying to get me on his podcast and he was incredibly nice to me And I didn't know anything about him Like I you know, I maybe it's time to like maybe do some of these shows, right? And this guy was being incredibly nice. I'm a fan. I looked up to you when I was young. We can tell the screener now. Look how excited Opie gets over $5.

Starting point is 01:59:31 So pathetic. The cop is the, he's putting up on the screen. Yeah. So embarrassed. I had it. That's kind of the automated. It's got to be automated, right? I think he's literally, because you see him reaches arm down and then all of a sudden the comments change. I think he's literally because you see him reaches arm down and then all the sudden the comments change

Starting point is 01:59:45 I think he's doing this 755 years. All right, we're beating steel tell. That's good enough. We're all this really nice stuff I'm like, oh, and then I followed him on Twitter I then I think there were a couple DMs Gotta get my story right and then And I looked a little deeper. I'm like, you're crashing me on your, what are you doing? And then I told him, I called him out and I, I think he said something like my bad or whatever. And then I wished him, uh, he got the DMs.

Starting point is 02:00:19 I wished him all the best. I go, but I can't, I can't do your show. I'll tell you what Aaron said about this. So Aaron reached out to him, wandered him on the show and OP was like, yeah, all right, that sounds good. And Aaron says he was at the first hole on the golf course when OP said, all right, yeah, that sounds cool. And then by the time he got to the 11th hole,

Starting point is 02:00:39 OP had written him like, dude, I just saw this video, you're goofing out of me, what the fuck? So OP spent an hour and a half going through all of their content looking for any mention of him and then finally found something, I was like, what the fuck? Did he do it or did it's agent to it? Yeah, I don't think it's agent agent's calls,

Starting point is 02:00:57 but yeah, good question. I think it's the same agent as Chad Zubak at this point. Oh, you're breaking up. I gotta go get an elevator. I had two face. You were really, really nice to me. And then I did a little research. I found out you were trashing me.

Starting point is 02:01:14 But he's just another low level podcast. Guaranteed if you Google on nothing comes off. Here we go. Nothing comes off. His claim to fame is beating up other podcasts. Woo! That is dangerous. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 02:01:33 I love that it's go-to is like, if you Google, if nothing will come up, that's not how Google works. Everything comes up. The Google's good at that. That's not a good thing to say. People will Google it and say that you're wrong. Yeah, he's got to be using Google wrong.

Starting point is 02:01:48 Yeah, he's in it. There's no way. Yeah. No, no, no, no. His agent told him that also if you Google SealTel, nothing comes up. His agent never lies to him. Yeah, that's probably one of the biggest people.

Starting point is 02:02:00 Probably one of the biggest people. So guys, I'm very excited to tell you. Beer show episode two is out. Yes. Oh my gosh. Cheers. And we have to go through this. And I've been, you know what?

Starting point is 02:02:13 I feel bad. I've been keeping Cardiff all this time. Cardiff, you want to feel bad, Cox Lecker? You want to join the show, King of all Cucks? Sure. Okay. All right, let's check this out. This is beer show number two.

Starting point is 02:02:29 Let's start with the intro here. Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer. Damn, that doesn't suck. All right. Oh, God. How to get through the gates and everything. Here at Get Parts and we are going to... Oh, but you can try it again

Starting point is 02:02:45 it's not lying stumbles through the door it's a shit on the door like here at Get Parts and we are gonna drink some beer today Matt what are we trying today, brother? All right, we're going to do the cat-skill black logger. Nice. Corolla.

Starting point is 02:03:11 Triple. How's it going? I like the fact that he zooms in on all these beers that are displayed out in the bar. They're like, what are we drinking today? He's like, none of these. So why are those the beers that are out there and psyched? Nothing. Listen, we here at Gap Hearts have some beers we got to move this month. So why are those the beers that are out there? Like, nothing. Listen, we here at Giphart, we have some beers we got to move this month.

Starting point is 02:03:28 And this is our time. Close the dust off of Hattles. What does it say? The customers love this one. How's the coolest triple? We got the little old world, the little new world. And also with us today is our friend Bo. All right. The first problem is Bo is that we're in the same team.

Starting point is 02:03:50 And we're not on a baseball team. We're just here to prepare. Look, we both got the same act. Yeah, we got it. Oh my god. Because these two guys look like they were on a baseball team together. So let me explain that.

Starting point is 02:04:03 Yeah, look at the excitement in Bose face. Yeah. He's so excited to be on Opie's beer show. By the way, why when he mentioned that Bose was here, did the guy at the bar who apparently runs Gephardt, he just shook his head. Yeah. He's got some beef with Bose, right? Yeah, he's like, this is my fucking regular, I can't get right up.

Starting point is 02:04:20 He's here. Because the bar is that she's not open. Opie's doing something right here. Cause I think that myself and Anthony commented on this, being in a crowded, busy, wild bar is not a great way to do a show. So now he's like, all right, let's do it before you open, which is smart.

Starting point is 02:04:37 That's a good move. I think the Get Parts guy was pissed because Obi made Bo take off the Get Parts hat before he started shooting. Ah! Well, I'm not saying hats, pal. That's the funny thing is that they're both wearing piss because Opie made both take off the get parts at before. Straszy. Well, I'm matching hats, pal. That's the funny thing is that they're both wearing get parts at. So they both got free hats that they're wearing to those. So that is.

Starting point is 02:04:55 Yes. Yeah, those are camouflage get parts beer culture ads. So they start off with this black logger. And remember the drinking game every time you hear cheers. That's already one big difference between him and Anthony. They're starting off with the black logger. Well, yes.

Starting point is 02:05:11 He'll make a comment on this later out of the show. But first, I got to tell you that OP is a very good judge of what he tastes when he tastes a beer. He's amazing at it. All right, both try the the night shine. Tell me what you think. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. They kill it, man. And Casco does a great job. They're the black log race. I taste, I don't know what I taste. I want to taste black licorice.

Starting point is 02:05:45 Maybe you get a little bit of that. Mostly I'm picking up some of the little slight coffee. Little toasted. Little right. I always like, what's black licorice? Is that right, Tastes like, I mean, you could just have some coffee. Yeah, we're going to be a bit of easy one.

Starting point is 02:06:00 Here's what you're tasting, OP. Yeah, good try, buddy. You can tell that Matt does not want to engage in a real conversation about beer with OP. Yes. And he knows that he's in more on when it comes to that. All right, so now they're going to zoom in on this beer that's on the wall behind Matt. And it's called Fatal Ass.

Starting point is 02:06:24 And they're going to give OP a chance to riff on this one. Wait, Matt, what is this? What, the Fatal Ass? The Fatal Ass and is that an Obama beer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not supposed to drink that at home. But what are they? What is the Fatal Ass?

Starting point is 02:06:39 So I think this one's from Denmark. Okay. Yeah, sure, Let's say Denmark. Uh, friend of mine was over there and brought it back because everybody wants a little fat all I asked. It's not the wrong with that. No. Good one up.

Starting point is 02:06:55 Huh. He could probably take a class and improv. She's. He was always good at riffing and comedy was happening in front of him. So I can't see. Maybe he did learn from Bethe Stover. It's about at the save level. Hey, Carl, I'm going to be starting a cider review show. Yeah, this week we'll be covering Dickens cider.

Starting point is 02:07:21 What do you got for that, Cardiff? You got a joke? Dickens cider. Get it? Dick inside her. There it is. It's a joke. Yeah. All right. Well, how about it? Dick inside him, cider? She got one of those. No. I'm more into that. So let's see. The Obama beer is over there. Let's see what Opie's got for that. I think we're getting back to the edge lord that was the destroyer on the open Anthony show. No, I'm a beer. Is it a dark logger?

Starting point is 02:07:50 Jesus. Get it? He's a black guy. Yeah. He's in a beer that when it comes in all the other beers locked the doors. See how that would have been the right joke. That's the perfect joke for that. Obviously. All right. So OP decides that the second beer they're going to taste, he wants to drink from his shoe. What? This is Fred Boy OP, by the way.

Starting point is 02:08:22 Let's just forget. Jedis, you know, studio, studio. This is Fred Boyopi by the way. Let's just forget, Jettaciel, student Jettaciel. This is Fred Boyopi coming out. Hey, none of them here. Oh, did you shoot? Yeah, it's tradition. This is not a shoe beer. Yeah, but it's tradition because...

Starting point is 02:08:35 This is a shoe beer. But it's good luck. Oh, Jenny Cream Elle coming out. Interesting. All right, I like Matt. He's got to make us a pointer. What? I used to love the Jenny screamers out of a shoe. You do. I used to drink these in Western New York. I lived in Buffalo, Rochester. One in downtown. Stayed in New York too, right out of your shoe. Alright, I'll drink that

Starting point is 02:08:56 out of the shoe, but this is like, you know, for good luck, because you're going to Thailand. Alright, so he's pouring a Jenny Kreme out into OP show. Now you might think, that's not really OP show, it is. And you might think he's not really gonna drink that. He will. Oh. Yeah. So let's watch this.

Starting point is 02:09:14 Let's watch. He is an adjelor and let's watch OP. I'm upset that his shoe was on the bar. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can you get your fucking shoe on my bar please? OP is a fucking problem. Good luck to you and your trip to Thailand, brother.

Starting point is 02:09:29 You can look to you and your trip to the hospital. Oh, you want to hit? The shoe? Don't do it. No, don't do it. No, no, no, no. We'll try to impress this friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Is this jackass? Yeah, the shock Jack is back baby How I'm before you smashing homeless people's food again, I know I'm open for I'm the next to beer show

Starting point is 02:10:15 I putcha almost guy in the face He's gonna take a picture of bow when he takes a shit in 20 minutes This is how we did it back on the radio. All right. So this is the awkward part of the show. We've seen it in episode one. When the guy who buys the beer walks over and up, he's like, what the fuck is your problem? The guy's like, why I work here? Well this happens again in this episode.

Starting point is 02:10:41 The water was killed people because it was contaminated. So I keep you boil. What the hell are you? This happens again in this episode He's the cook he works on the kitchen there he's showing up to work. Who the hell is this guy? He's an employee. Who do you think it would be? Mad is so embarrassed by OP. I know. Don't worry about him, okay?

Starting point is 02:11:28 At least he wasn't like Hispanic. He didn't call him an Ola. Oh, God. Who's an Ola? Yeah. Yeah, the bartender looks annoyed through this entire thing. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:11:38 He looks like he wants no part of this. It's not a good advertisement for his bar. There's a sneaker up on the top of it. The employees walk in and he's afraid. That's not a good advertisement for his bar. There's a sneaker up on the top of it. The employees walk in, it'll be afraid. That's not a good sign. Who the hell is this? Well, the fact that the owner is not concerned

Starting point is 02:11:53 tells me maybe you shouldn't be concerned either. Do you think he was getting mugged or robbed just now? Because that's how he reacted. What's this black man doing on the upper left side? He must be here for the Obama beer. Yeah. Hey, we just had a dark locker. You would have loved it.

Starting point is 02:12:15 All right, so this is hilarious because, so they poured this beer that Matt's very fond of and Matt explains to Opie's got to smell it first. And this is hilarious because OPI's trying to sound smart, but he's just repeating what Matt just said. I smell, I want to say orange caramel, right? That's what we get. Matt goes, yeah, it's orange and carrot.

Starting point is 02:12:39 I know it. He's so fucking annoying. I smell orange and carrot. Orange and caramel. Yeah, that's one of this idiots. Bose not even enjoy this. Like no one's enjoying any of this. No one's having fun.

Starting point is 02:12:52 Everyone looks like they're annoyed. Right, what was the last time you drink beer with a bunch of guys that had no fun? Yeah. Welcome to beer detention. I'm so curious. Exactly. That's what this is like.

Starting point is 02:13:03 You have to go drink beer with Opie. Well, fuck. I do. I Word my lesson. You know, it's gonna go home to his wife like did he do the shoe thing again? Yes. Yes. Do you want me to pour very expensive beer into his fucking sneaker and I tell them no. Did he yell at the black employees? Yes. I told him no. Do the yellow at the black employees? Yes.

Starting point is 02:13:25 I thought he was going to stab him. Thank God. All right. So this is the last clip I have from episode number two. And this is Opie's take on the second beer that they're tasting. That. This could be my favorite beer since we started this, Matt. Very good.

Starting point is 02:13:46 Wow. All four of them. Yeah. You just challenge me. You can't do it. Number one out of four. Yes, she is. Maybe because it wasn't in your shoe.

Starting point is 02:13:54 A lot of a glass. That's it. You're saying, yeah, I kind of like this. All right. So good on you, Opie. I'm glad you came out with episode two. As quickly as you did, I was concerned. We'd be waiting a couple of months for episode two,

Starting point is 02:14:12 but he's still doing it. Do you think it happened? Do you think Anthony's accolades helped him? No, no. Oh yeah, I thought maybe it motivated him a little bit. I don't think so at all. I think it was kind of a bummer to be honest with you. All right.

Starting point is 02:14:25 We've been running long today. We're at the affiliates. We're running long. We have to catch an alien. I want to get Hannah in here. If Hannah is ready and available, there she is. I'm here. Hannah, the star of the internet right now.

Starting point is 02:14:39 No. Congratulations. We just put up some wonderful photographs of Hannah on our Patreon. If you're not Patreon.com slash you were these podcasts and you can join in on the fun. There's a lot of Seed spilled over the last 24 hours From what I've heard. I don't know

Starting point is 02:14:59 That's what I'm hearing on this. I was looking through everyone's window Are they opening the email? Oh yeah, he's opening it up. Yeah. All right. Ray, have you ever played to catch an alien before? No. Okay.

Starting point is 02:15:15 It's very easy. We're going to watch some of podcasts with Tommy from MSCS Media who we think is from outer space. We're pretty sure. Oh good. All right. I'm already thankful this isn't about illegal immigrants. No. No, it's from outer space. We're pretty sure. Oh good. All right. I'm already thankful this isn't about illegal immigrants. No, no, it's about space alien.

Starting point is 02:15:29 And what you're going to do is we're going to play a clip from his show and then we're going to pause it. And Cardiff puts us all together. So Cardiff knows what's going to happen here. We're going to pause it. And then we're going to get multiple choice. What's he going to say? Nax, and we have to guess what he's going to say next.

Starting point is 02:15:44 OK. Carl, yeah, go ahead. I have to warn you this, this episode of the catch an alien could have been played on this show or even the creep off. Oh, interesting. Okay. So we got a true crime vibe going on this one. Now, I want to warn you, Cardiff. I'm very good at this game. And I've been killing it lately. So watch out. It's time for everyone's favorite new game. Is it still new? It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch. Unalien.

Starting point is 02:16:18 Are you ready to play to catch? Unalien. I am and he ends up getting a disbarred. And this happens when he's home with the Prussian that he didn't even realize he had. And because they couldn't handle it, little Tommy moving around in the car. I have to watch that again.

Starting point is 02:16:37 I'm going to get some new software. That's awesome. Have you seen this guy before, Ray? No, I have no idea seen this guy before, Ray? No, I have no idea who this guy is. Does that look like a human being to you? Yeah, I'm trying to decipher what he is. Is he Indian?

Starting point is 02:16:55 Well, if India is Italian. Is he Italian? Italian alien. He's Italian? Italian? Italian alien. Yeah, I'm Italian. I don't. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:17:06 Oh, man. And he ends up getting a disbarred. And this happens when he's home with the pressure that he didn't even realize he had. Right. And because they couldn't handle it, things that blew down. It Phillips now comes in. And that's what happened. Well, it, yes.

Starting point is 02:17:24 I mean, so he gets to spar. Yeah. He then ends up, what happens? You know Nancy Grace's? What does he say, Dax? La Bobba. Yeah. La Bobba.

Starting point is 02:17:35 Yeah. What's he saying? I'm seeing him. Yeah. Nancy Grace. I would never wonder after me, boy. She investigates him. So she's, yeah, she was in Orlando. She's tough. Can

Starting point is 02:17:46 you imagine her? Oh, she's, oh, you made it. What a horrible person. She's, um, imagine dating her. So she. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, choices. Number one, I mean, would you date her? Would you? Be better go home with a 30 pack. Next, I bet she's a beast in the sack For I don't know if there are enough shrooms in the world to date her Lastly She's tough Like my no-na if I ever go missing call her to catch unalien. All right, I'm gonna go first. I'm not super confident. I'm gonna sound confident. I think it's the first answer. Would you, Daener? Would you? That's, I think, is gonna say nox. And I want to go to Christian Blatt. What do you think, buddy? That's the one I was leaning towards because it seems the most believable.

Starting point is 02:19:08 And it's a valid question. Would you? Would you? Yeah. Very conversational. If it's the shroom one, I am going to lose my mind. I definitely hope it's the shroom one. Ray DeVito, what do you think, buddy?

Starting point is 02:19:21 I'm hoping it's the beer, the shrooms, but I agree with you guys. And it already sounds like the cadence he's been talking this whole time. Okay. Oh, man, Carter is gonna be kicking himself if we all get this right. Hannah? I think it might be the shrooms too,

Starting point is 02:19:38 but I'm gonna go with the last one where he talks about his Nona. Yeah, okay, she's tough. Yeah. Producer Chris. I She's tough. Yeah. Producer Chris. I would be sitting the sack. Number three. Beats in the sack.

Starting point is 02:19:51 I like that. That'd be great if she said that. That'd be great. I know. Could you imagine what her cut smells like? I mean, I'm being so funny like that. Be you. I wouldn't suck Nancy Grace's balls with your mouth. I just want to go on the record

Starting point is 02:20:08 that there's five people playing with five options, but I was I was against all odds here. Oh, here we go. I don't know. Let's see. What do you feel college? Let's see what happens. What happens? You know Nancy Grace's was seen. Yeah. Nancy Grace. I never won her after me boy. She investigates him. So she's yeah, she was in a Orlando. She's tough Can you imagine her? Oh, she's okay. What a fucking horrible person. She's I'm not imagining her So she she ends up investigating him better go with a 30 pack Oh Take a look at me now. 30.

Starting point is 02:20:46 I should have done. Look at me now. He got a DUI recently. I should have thought it would have been about drinking. Flying to this heart of congratulations, but he card of wins this game. You deserve it.

Starting point is 02:20:59 That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are Nancy Grace enough to catch somebody's surfing blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah So I brought a turkling on YouTube, Mondays at APM. Took out. Shhh. Unalien. All right. By the Nancy Grace of God, go, I, guys, what have we done today? We've done it all.

Starting point is 02:21:57 Obviously, we started out talking about why mommy drinks and doesn't parent. We learned all about that. We checked out some improv comedy that was just as good as I thought it would be. Ray DeVito joined the show and didn't answer the question of Chad as gay or not, but we'll ask him the next time he comes out.

Starting point is 02:22:15 I don't know why he's avoided that. He's not okay. I've seen him with ladies. I don't know why he avoided that question. I didn't even ask that question. It's okay, right? You're fine. Uh, free.

Starting point is 02:22:26 John was married at one point to a woman. I just want to point that. That's true. That's a good point. I just because you've seen him with a girl. Yeah. Free. I wish I was gay.

Starting point is 02:22:36 I wish I was gay. I'd be a lot easier. I tell you that. There's a comic. Yeah. It'd be a lot easier. You were talking about that on MLC. They were talking about like Bob Lee because if you're in a sexist relationship, I think

Starting point is 02:22:49 I just wanted to be with a guy. You'd be better conversation. I think it was kind of just like, well, it doesn't start sexless. It's good point. Yeah. Very good point. We talked about, Patty Seacup says, a new show, Free Water After Dark, where he does not edit and he does not give a fuck.

Starting point is 02:23:09 OBE Radio addresses WATP and his big knock on us is that if you Google us, we're nowhere to be found on Google, which is a pretty good take. I think no one was able to catch an alien. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show.

Starting point is 02:23:33 We tease the podcast. We'll be reviewing on the next episode. And I will say this. I don't know exactly what episode we're going to be reviewing. But we will have two erics on the show. This upcoming episode, Erick Zane and Erick Nagel will both be joining us. And I think Erick Zane is going to be looking into Tyler, the co-host of Sitown

Starting point is 02:23:51 Zuma. Because that guy is a spicy beef all. It's got some high taste. I don't know Tyler. I did not know. It's good for you. Tony Major. Tony Major is a good guy. I don't know. Tyler. That's too many erics. It's too many erics. That's too many erics. Yeah, well, it's gonna be too many erics. Spread the moat. You're gonna be too many erics on the show this next week coming up. So guys, I want to thank First off,

Starting point is 02:24:15 Christian Blatt for coming out from the Blatt cast. Christian, you did a shit to the homework as always, which we appreciate. It's not fun. I think you can admit that. It's not fun. I think you can admit that. No, no, no. It's not a good time prepping for the show. Yeah. And, uh, you know, Carl, I know, I know we've gone incredibly long and it's been incredibly fun. And I know you don't like, uh, drama on your show. Correct. No drama on the show. You remember a couple

Starting point is 02:24:38 months ago, I had you on my podcast, a black cast. And, uh, you may or may not recall that that a certain spud popped in at the end of the show as a special guest. He's been, I guess, Cardiff is a bit of a love and leave him kind of a potato, because I do have one last clip. It's my clip 45. And this is what he thinks of the time that we spend together that honestly I thought was magical. It's time for roll call. The Vlad cast.

Starting point is 02:25:11 Welcome to the stream. Who are you? Tonight is a very special episode of the Cardiff Electric podcast. Also the Vlad cast. Who am I? Cardiff. You were on my show as a surprise to Carl. Yeah, sure. You know how many shows I do a week? The Vlad to cast thousands, thousands. I can't keep them all straight.

Starting point is 02:25:35 I am the King of all podcasts. Yes. The King of all podcasts. Anyway, go watch the black cast with me and Carl. It was a great show. If I remember it, but if I was on it must have been great, right? Give myself a bill. What an asshole. What a dick. All right, I'm just saying words hurt. Okay. I just I just wanted to put that on the record. I'll be your show for the first time. The current big time of Christian Blatt. Wow, definitely. Kind of world-a-worldly living in now. But let me get to my plugs for my podcast that Cardiff may be on one day.

Starting point is 02:26:17 By the time the audio version of this is posted, everyone will be able to find a special 10th anniversary episode I did where I spent 80 minutes with the great Dana Carvey. You'll be able to find a video on my YouTube channel, Blackcast, B-L-A-D-T-C-I-S-T, or the audio version will be up on the Blackcast feed. And earlier today, as I mentioned, I recorded something with Iraq, which is over on its air-egg-Nagle.

Starting point is 02:26:40 We analyzed whether or not chat GPT will be capable of replacing on air radio personalities and We have clips and we evaluate what AI radio personalities sound like holy shit All right now I have to play I never go to the voicemails this early, but now you said that check this out. This is interesting take Hey, asshole You fuck it too fuck Hey, asshole, you fuck to fuck. I need to take some of those old voicemails and recordings of Vic. Put them through that AI and come up with your own review girl. Then you don't even need her.

Starting point is 02:27:15 Then we can take her pictures and make some AI-sabled diffusion new pictures of her and new animal Anne will print the key means. What you do that you lazy fuck. People've got really mean on her voice. But anyway, it's a good idea though. I like that. Like we're all working too hard around here. We should let AI do it. Yeah, you could definitely get an AI zoom lock.

Starting point is 02:27:41 You don't have to comment on that right. But we, you know, try and generate one. Yeah. I think that would break AI It's too smart It's too smart to decide for that all right, so the black cast and It's Eric Nagel is where you can find Christian Blatton. Yeah, I'll definitely check out your interview with Dana Carvey That sounds awesome. Thanks so much for coming on always happy to be here.. Yes, thank you. Ray DeVito. Thank you for popping on, buddy. They're to reach out. Oh, thank you, man.

Starting point is 02:28:09 This has been great and work people find you, buddy. I'm not MLC anymore. So no, no, no, there's still my, still my dudes. I'm sure I'll probably do it next week. Every Thursday, one o'clock on the Shoei Network, Rock bottom podcast, follow me on Twitter at Ray DeVito, subscribe to my YouTube. I got two YouTube channels, Ray DeVito, my comedy, and then also Rock bottom podcast as well and all the socials on Instagram and TikTok. My new special, they got to cut up in a bunch of clips and so I'll start

Starting point is 02:28:46 doing the Instagram Reels, TikTok Reels and all that. All right. Looking forward to seeing that. Thank you very much for coming on, buddy. Thanks for having me. Karateff, that's enough plugs out of you. No, I got one. All right.

Starting point is 02:28:59 What do you got? And you did go long. I timed this right now five minutes ago, my latest video on my YouTube channel premiered. The machine, a birdcrasher, he stinks and I don't like him. It's playing right now five minutes ago my latest video on my YouTube channel premiered the machine uh bird christian he stinks and I don't like him it's playing right now. Oh okay cool well people should leave here. Yes we're about to do Hannah segment and go over and check that out Carter electric YouTube. All right very good uh Hannah anything to plug? No. Yes, patreon.com slash you are these podcasts. Oh yeah, okay.

Starting point is 02:29:27 Where you can find all of things Hannah and a lot of fans. A lot of fans over there of your work. So we appreciate it. Please join us again next time. I might be the episode we find out what's for all of these podcasts. Sleep well every pony. In the most bits of morning radio. And now to show these folks my cow. All right, that's enough of that. Hannah, any new reviews to read? this of morning radio. All right, that's enough of that.

Starting point is 02:29:48 Hand out any new reviews to read. And guys, if you got to want to punch out, we've been going very long. I appreciate your time. So this is the first chance I've ever had to meet Hannah. I'm not going anywhere. Very good. Hannah, I guess any new reviews. Um, there's one that I think Cardiff and I missed. Okay.

Starting point is 02:30:03 Um, I think Cardiff is going to like this one. This is from Cardiff fan 69. This show hates women. That's all. That's the review. Cardiff is funny, but can't help but feel an anger towards any woman that has a sex life. What? Is that a one-ster? Is that a one-ster? Okay. any woman that has a sex life. What? Is that a one-ster? Is that a one-ster?

Starting point is 02:30:27 Okay. What is? What? Fair enough. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Is that all you have for us today? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 02:30:36 All right, let's bang through some voicemails real quick. Obviously, we've been playing this quite a bit. Arrrrrrrrr W-A-T-P impression and personality impressionist award. Okay, ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

Starting point is 02:31:01 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. That's pretty good. That's all get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. That's pretty good. Nailed it. Yeah. Is that supposed to be like a Chabaca thing

Starting point is 02:31:09 or I don't know? I mean, is this a little inside baseball for me now? It's a clip that we played from this a Stoner Girls podcast. And that was how they signed off. But it actually went on for like a minute and a half of them doing that. So we've turned it into our sign off.

Starting point is 02:31:23 And it's covered in dogs over there. Holy shit. The whole thing going on. It's very distracting. If it's cool, I will jump off because I'm gonna go do a brewery at nine o'clock. So, buddy, I read the video. Cool. Hey, thanks for having me, man. Let's meet you. Yeah, thanks for coming on. It's not there. Nice meeting you guys. I really. All right. Well, Ray is going to miss this next voice mail from great Seemuse. His loss.

Starting point is 02:31:49 Hey, Carl. It's great Seemuse here. You know, you may be sipping pretty hard for the for the Tourette's girl. But I think I am in love with these 9-11 I Carly Watchers. I have a problem. There we are. I blame you. Anyway, calm me back. Those girls were pretty cute. I found them very annoying. But now that I know, they're obsessed with 9 night 11 jokes. They've gone up a number to find a funnier day on the calendar. Just go ahead. Take a time. Yeah. If you're going to make a joke, you can't be like, how about that March 12th? Doesn't land. Yeah, just doesn't land the same. Too soon. That is true.

Starting point is 02:32:42 All right. Brand in fromitty Song of the Week. Cown into the show. Hey, Carl, it's Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week. I just said that. So listen, the podcast now has a card game based on it. And I would like to send you a copy of the game to try out and probably call me a retard for even coming up with it. Do you have a PO box or somewhere that I can send it to?

Starting point is 02:33:03 Also, if you're playing this on the show and anyone's listening, you too can pre-order your copy of Killing Babies over at shittysong.show. Killing Babies, the greatest shittiness and car game out on the market today. Well, I'm intrigued. I will say that's just from a marketing standpoint. The name's not great.

Starting point is 02:33:23 Ha ha ha. Hey, Mom, we're gonna kill in babies for Christmas. Anyway, thank you for asking that, Brandon. We do have a PO box. I've never talked about it. It's on our website, but if you're jotting this down, you can send us junk and fun, cool stuff, hot sauce, whatever. Who are these podcasts? 2604 Elmwood Ave, number 262, that's Rochester, New York,

Starting point is 02:33:46 14618. I'm gonna be talking about the radio. That's 2604 Elmwood Ave, number 262, in Rochester, New York, 14618. If you're just tuning in. All right, Corn Cobb, called it to the show. Hmm. Hey, Carly Poh, it's CornCob. You know, I thought I made an interesting observation in my head.

Starting point is 02:34:11 Okay. I like your little content form. You know, you got BIC to the cow, you got K-feet the chicken, you got Hannah's the horse, you got Andy to go. You're a club monster, clubfoot monster. What's that? John's a fat pig. Cardiff's a potato. I'm corn cob. And Chad's a fucking retard.

Starting point is 02:34:41 Oh, and Opie's doggy. Yeah. But yeah, no, fuck Chad Zuma. I hate that guy. He stuck that. Bye. I like that he got to the punch line. And he was like, oh, wait, there's one more thing. What did this set up?

Starting point is 02:34:54 I forgot. Whoops. Somebody go at that point. But all right, still a good call. Thank you, Cord Cobb. Hey, Nate from Flint called him. I know. I'm also shocked by this.

Starting point is 02:35:07 Carl, serious question for you. When you heard that Stuttering John is going to be doing a show next week, did you have to take out the sound of your boner hitting the bottom of your dead post? Leave that stuff in, man. Let this show be more real. Let's polish more real. Leave that stuff in, man. Let this show be more real. Let's polish more real. I always take out boner sounds. And do you have a boner sound on the sound word over there? I don't know. I got one and we've heard it a million times. Are you a boner guy? Oh, okay. There's that one. All right. I just have one more voice mail just came in from Tony Michaels.

Starting point is 02:35:44 Hey, I love what Tony Michaels calls into the show. I wish Ray was here for this one. I should have played it before he left. Hey, Gavin. Tony Michael here. What's with the Cleveland steamers feeling my bit? I'm the OG of calling you with. That's true.

Starting point is 02:36:05 I see you in a Nazi cut down your shell. What was his name? Kia. That should be their new model. The Kia. That's, I drawed an episode of Why Do I Social? You might want to dial back the falling over teenage girls. You creepy. You might want to dial back the falling of a teenage girl. You creepy jacks.

Starting point is 02:36:27 Driving. Driving. Driving. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so what was complaining on our sub-rette? They're not good at marketing. I don't promote who are these socials enough. Sorry.

Starting point is 02:36:37 Who are these socials? Thursdays, at 6 p.m. We'll be on again tomorrow. 6 p.m. on our, who are these podcasts YouTube channel? Myself and boy in my giri, breaking down all the important things that are happening on social media so that you don't have to.

Starting point is 02:36:52 She got with a better tag wide than that. Proof of yours. You win Cardiff has more plugs than you, you might not be doing it right. I know, you notice that we're promoting more of Cardiff shit out here than we're reporting my stuff. You want me to slide some who are these social plugs into my stuff, could you?

Starting point is 02:37:04 That'd be great. I don't think video will allow it, but you can certainly try. Oh, guys, I think I'm spent. We're going to go to the studio tomorrow and mix and master the new isotopes, yeah, record, and then I'll be back home in time to do who are these socials, 6 p.m. Eastern Hannah. Thank you so much for coming on and. Yeah, thank you. Sorry about the dogs. Of course. Really?

Starting point is 02:37:34 We always know the dogs will be a problem. You know, I understand you're going on a show that you go on twice a week and that's when you need to hang out with your dogs. I get it. It makes sense. I'm by myself now. And if I lift them outside, they'll go bark and

Starting point is 02:37:46 wake up all my elderly neighbors. There's a there's a podcast that they played on this show a couple of weeks ago where I think they'd really enjoy watching your dogs crawl all over you. So, you know, they probably would. They're probably watching it right now. They took some screenshots.

Starting point is 02:38:00 Did you say you're by yourself right now? Hannah? No. Mr. Hannah's gone. Interesting. No, he's in the shower. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll be in the same place.

Starting point is 02:38:13 Probably both. Yeah. So that's that's the Mr. and I know. All right. Well, thank you so much for coming on and reading reviews. Thank you. You're the best.

Starting point is 02:38:23 Cardiff. Thank you for coming on and reading reviews. You're the best. Cardiff, thank you for coming on and being with you. Always fun. And Christian and Christian, both Christians. Yes. Yeah, come on. Bye. Yeah.

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Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep389 - Why Mommy Drinks

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