Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep390 - Meta PsycKicks

Episode Date: March 5, 2023

Warning - in this episode we talk about some scary things like water baby zombies and haunted bridges. Two girls who have no idea what they're talking about tell us about a lake that they visited and all the information they, as white people, could find about it. Eric Zane joins the show once again to chat about skinwalkers and speaking to ghosts. Then we have a new offering from Myster Magenta, Howard Stern interviews KISS and makes it all about his own childhood, Chad's cohost Tyler brings nothing to the table, Bert Kreischer makes funny things unfunny, Tom Myers is back, and we once again try to catch an alien. Stick around at the end for the debut the new Isotopes dance hit - Cram It With Walnuts Ugly. https://ericzaneshow.com/ We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I bitch, I did. She wants to go into one by one and read the shitty things people are saying about it. That should be fun. Before that, though, we'll be reviewing a show called MetaSight Kicks. This is a suggestion from Herman Manley. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. We'll see it into it.

So this is a show that's hosted by these two women, Emma and Liv. And let me just read what the person who suggested this show, what Herman Manley, wrote about this show. He says, it's a show about everything paranormal and they take the true crime approach of vaguely researching a topic and then talk about it. But the real magic is that they are self-proclaimed psychics that speak to ghosts, believe in reincarnation, parallel universes, and equality between men and women. That's funny. Also, they're unbearably PC.

15 seconds into the newest episode from February 19th, they apologize for only knowing white people information about their most recent topic. When I say, actually, I have that giraffe right here. And today we're talking about skin walker bridge. We're sorry for everybody that knows actual talking about skin walker bridge. We're sorry for everybody that knows actual information about skin walker bridge and not just white people information about skin walker bridge.

This is going to be white people information because it's the only information we could find. However, if you would like to send us a link with actual cultural relevance. I think we would find a link. And super cool things. I don't know what if someone wants to write it to us. There's a reason.

Well, okay, there's a reason why no one knows anything. It's because the native people don't want to talk about it. Yeah, when I heard that, I had a question, Eric. Do lots of white people have any secrets? Do we have any fun secrets? Oh, oh my god, that's a great question. I don't know. If we do, I, a whole lot of Paco might be listening. Man, he might be listening. So there's don shh, let's keep it on the DL. Let's not run it out there. I'm just curious if you can think about it. Don't break the code.

Yeah. So these two white nerds who wish they weren't white. And by the way, one's a ginger. So she's the whitest of the white. Correct. Um, I like how in that clip, there was conflict because Liv is like, hey, if you could send us non-white people info, which what the fuck is that? And then M, if you notice, takes a giant know it all shit on that whole idea.

And it explains why the year. So I love how the, on the start of that show, it talks about skin, walk, or bridge. And then very clearly, about three minutes into that episode They have no information and they go to something entirely different. Why did they even put it in the fucking title? That's a really good point because it's all about this link The whole show you're right. I didn't think about that old bait and switch, wasn't it? Yes, it could point basically they start the show by doing just that saying, oh, yeah, we want to talk about skin walking bridge, but we ain't got any info says, let's move on.

We just finished the suggestion here. So the last paragraph says, when I say speak to ghosts, I mean, full on bet shit crazy. In the episode, parallel dimensions, untangling the multiverse, they say the reason for them speaking about this topic is that one day, they were just hanging out in their house when a man claiming to be one of the hosts, future self spiritually contacted them and started asking him questions about the future. They just throw shit like this in randomly, like it's completely normal thing to say, I'm

not making this up, but they definitely are. Well, we're written recommendation, I have to say. I think that's a great recommendation, but it's, it's very, it's, you know, elaborate. I can't go that deep. I describe this as nerd chicks saying dumb shit. Overly, overly woke nerd ghost hunters. Yeah, that's pretty good description. I like this point counterpoint.

I think I want to check out the show with that recommendation as well. Now, as you put it that way, it's a fun listen. If you want to hear just dumb fucking shit. I mean, out of all the pots, sometimes that wouldn't I review one of your show for this show. It's like, God damn it. I just I can't not only is it hard, but it's not entertaining. These two are so stupid. It's actually pretty entertaining. Well, I have to say because you and I both listen to this episode about Skinwalker Bridge and they put out a new episode since then,

and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna check out this new episode as well. And holy shit, that put me to sleep. I couldn't fall, they went to some antique store. So they went to Nevada to visit this place that they're talking about and Somehow they still have not researched it well even though they took a trip there and they talk about going to the antique store and I swear to God Eric 15 minutes into this episode of hand pulled a single clip and I went, oh, I'm just wasting my time right now

I'm not gonna find anything to talk about because this is a boring as shit When I in my clip one Carl, you know, they start with like a spooky music, okay? And that's kind of like setting the stage almost like picture ex files or something like that or whatever. And then it's like with the live starting the show and she's kind of monotone and she introduces M. Now this start tells me that this is going to be just what I described. A humorless, rock about stupid shit nobody cares about. Hello and welcome to another episode of Mediside Kicks. My name is Liv, this is M. M. Say hi.

No. She said no. She said no. No. That's a no. She said no. No, that's fucking great. And say you see B very quickly right there. No, no. No, no. No thanks. So I thought that we had potential, but I don't think that they're intentionally being funny. I think these two are just, just kind of a mess that just happened to fall into funny moments because they're so bad.

Yes, let me read the description of the show from them. They say, hi, we're M and Liv. We are totally in tune. Well, let me not all the time. With everything meta, para, and abnormal. Join us as we become your trusted psych kicks. As we explore this world and the next, I should point out,

you'll never find this show if you're looking for it, because they spell it, PSYC, and then Kix, K-I-C-K-S. Isn't that a band? It's not Google, man. I don't know what they were thinking with that. Anyway, we will be your spooky tellers of metaphysics, the paranormal, spiritualism, and so much more. Tune in each Wednesday as we dive into topics of ghost ghouls, mediums, and psychics, parallel dimensions, cosmic characteristics, energies, and everything

in between. That didn't cover enough. So I get all other stuff too. That's plenty. Yeah. A little, a little more concise would have helped. Sure. Already bored bored just reading it. Yeah, fuck you know, fucking a just like not a little bit. You don't need to you don't need to go all in on the description for fuck sake. Just give us a give us a little taste of it and then deliver the goods when you talk. All right, let's talk about, you know, you were saying that if native people want to reach out and explain to them

what's going on here. If you want to talk about it in a safe space, let us know because maybe that would help educate more people on the do's and don'ts of talking about it or not talking about it. So they're setting up a safe place for people to talk about this horse shit. They're describing this haunted bridge or whatever it is.

They're like, well, we can't know the truth about the haunted bridge. Here's the truth, it's this haunted bridge or whatever it is. Well, we can't know the truth about the haunted bridge. Here's the truth. It's not haunted. If we can find the white people information, I'm sorry to tell you. So the safe spaces, you can come on, talk your crazy voodoo, voodoo, whatever the fuck this is. And we won't say that your batch had crazy. That's what she means. I think I think that's what she means. Yes. So they, like I said, they traveled to Nevada to visit this bridge. So when we went to Skinn Walker Bridge, I don't know that the bridge is actually called that. I think it has a name, however, could not figure out what that was.

There's a lot of things they don't know. It's one of the calming cards of this show. It's like, well, all the things they don't have an answer for. I want to focus on that laugh because that I have, my cut 11 is nerd laugh super cut. This is, these are all different, Carl. You got it. It's rough. Fuck. Yes.

So it's pretty obvious there's something going on there. All right. Now at the end of the show, they promote their Patreon. And they tell you why you should sign up for it. Did you guys know that we have a Patreon and that we do readings? If you didn't, now you do. So, I was intrigued by this. I'm like, wait a second. I don't know how the person who recommended the show

found it. I don't know how. Anybody finds this show. There's no way they have people supporting them on Patreon. And then lo and behold, I look it up. They have 276 people giving them money on Patreon. Did you see that? Yep. Eric. I'm pissed. I'm pissed because that's more than me. I was quite surprised by that. That's more than me. Now, I'm their, their page. They have a video. And I want to share the video

with you. If people are watching this, you'll see what Eric's talking about as far as how big of nerds these two girls are. These girls look like if you were a cartoonist and they said, okay, I need you to draw some ugly unpopular girls. This is exactly what you would draw. It's spot on. I really hope that there's like motivational video like as soon as it starts, where it's like Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh and they both punch. We're the psyched kicks. I don't think you know what that means. Liv's got a pretty juicy rack though. I'll see that. I'll see that. God.

Welcome to the neighborhood. We've been saying, your friendly neighborhood minutes like it's for like what, seven months. And now you're to join us. This is the place where I do like, I'm just like, I don't know. Why are you asking me questions? What's going on?

Everybody in the matter. Oh, sorry. No, please. Liv looks like the one who isn't inside of the homeless shelter is outside of the homeless shelter trying to get money because they won't let her in the homeless shelter because she's actually got crack on her. I would have picked up on that. I would have thought maybe she'd be the girl in the cafeteria with a governor hair.

That's what I would have said. Yeah, and be old. She's the girl that when you see she hasn't shaved her legs in three months, you're like, that checks out. She's right. Hey, yeah. This is a cool community that is the coolest Joe Schmoe next to the other Joe Shmo's that you go to be friends with everyone

and share all of your metaphysical, paranormal, and spiritual things because that's what this is all about. Yeah, because a lot of people have been coming up to us recently and are being like, I might be a medium. I see spooky things everywhere. How do I strengthen my gifts? And we kind of stray people away from those like things that you pay for to strengthen your psychic abilities

because all you really need is your spirit guides and a best friend. So. I had no idea. So I thought you were going to become a psychic. Oh, you're so fast. Spirit, that and a best friend. Clearly you don't need to wash your hair often. I had no idea. I thought you'd even become a psychic. You'd stop sparing for that. I had an a best friend.

Clearly, you don't need to wash your hair often. You certainly don't need to get laid up for that. For sure. I guess, are you guys following this conversation that's happening right here? I'm not even sure. I'm just looking at him. I'm Adam Temple. So if you sign up for their Patreon,

they'll teach you how to become a psychic. So, I guess this is a show for people who want to be psychics or think they're psychics, and just need to know how. Posers. If you don't have a friend that actually believes what you're seeing, come join our Patreon.

We have a whole community of psychics. Yeah, pay us money. We'll pretend you're seeing what you're seeing What apparently that pitch works? It doesn't fuck Eric you should change the picture you have for your Patreon Carl Whenever we've done this show I have never we've never had a show that has less patreon members than me So I mean this is part for the course.

This is fucking embarrassing. Hey guys, if you need a front, because none of your friends want to listen to your horse shit, side up for Eric's AIDS Patreon, he will be your friend. Yeah. He will call you on the phone on Wednesdays. He'll call you up and be like, less you, more me. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe your approach is the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe your approach is the problem. Now, they think about it. Some things not working. Some things not working. Some things don't work. I didn't mean this to be an intervention.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I can take it. I can take it. I'm better every time these interventions happen. That's true. I feel like I'm your PD in some ways. I know. You don't like having these meetings, but then you go, okay, I got something out of it. That's true. I feel like I'm your PD in some ways. I know you don't like

having these meetings, but then you go, okay, I got something out of it. That's good. Right, right. All right. So this is them describing that they did take the visit to the bridge. We put our foot season to the history. Well, we definitely didn't do that because we would have fallen in the bridge. And they would have been awesome. It would have not been awesome. Because they were weird fucking zombie like things coming out of the water. That's true. Water zombies? I've never heard of water zombies before.

That's a new one. You got to get out more often, man. That's that whole mystery machine, Velma Nerdvibe. I'm here to throw that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, water's happy! So like, oh, I got an ice cube! I don't want to go to a water's happy! But really, this episode is not about Skinwalker Bridge. So, because I couldn't find any information about Skinwalker Bridge, I'm going to tell

you about Pyramid bridge. I'm gonna tell you about pyramid lake. Goodness gracious. No, don't do your research. Yeah, and I did isolate that for us. Goodness gracious. That's some hard talk right there. Watch out. Goodness gracious.

Hey, yeah, that's the new G's Louise. Am, are you swearing with your friend in there? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, your friend in there? No, let's talk about stupidity, Swippenhark, because I think we've alluded to that. But this is them talking about the type of rock that this pyramid lake, it's got this rock structure in the middle of it, and it's made of a certain type of rock. I didn't do great in Earth science,

but maybe you'll know about this. And it is named for the large, I think this is Tofa Rock. That's what it's made out of. There's a lot of these formations around Tofa. Tofu, Tofa. It's T-U-F-A. Tofa, Tofa.

So it's like Tofu mixed with like foe noodles, Tofa. to fa or it's tofu mixed with rocks talk about retarded Talk about retarded. They're getting all their vowels wrong. It's tofa. It's t.u.f.a She's I think that's pronounced tofa. Why? Since when does it you make it oh sound and in the other words, are you sure it's not tofu like what are you talking about? Well, that's right. It's because, you know, start with, uh, it's a formula. They start with the heavy ghost shit and then allow the comedy to get in the way. And that's what we experienced right there. Carl, is that what that was?

I didn't realize I they were trying to be comedic. I thought they were just speaking of stupid. This might have been the dumbest thing I heard on this show. And you might have pulled this clip to because nearby pyramid lake is Lake Tahoe. Yes. Okay. Talking about Lake Tahoe is very cold. And listen to my cut eight, this bit of stupidity that they came up with. Patrick was telling me about Lake Tahoe and how it is also super deep. He told me that it's so deep that the further you go down, the like colder it gets. So the found like bodies or something down there and like they were

frozen. So someone like found one of the bodies and like brought it up to the surface. And when they brought it up to the surface, it like melted into like slime. Yeah, that's right, guys. Oh, yeah, the water was like water. But at the bottom, you know, there's ice. There are supposedly eyes melted. And it took me one second online to look up that, that lake never freezes. Never. It's a free. It's a little bit, but usually, usually the temperature is 40 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit of that lake. Okay. So these women do not like researching. They refuse to research and they do have good description of things though. So I'm gonna start a bill to change pyramid lakes name from not dubbitch with the pyramid in the middle of the lake,

but Houdini Lake, because that's so magic. Houdini Lake, because that's magic all the way. I like that our friend gave her nothing for that way. It should be Houdini Lake, because it's magical all the way in front of them. Like, pyramid legs. God, just keep that. How is it that I know this? What do you mean?

That's a good question. What do you mean you know something? Yeah, don't go off script. Like what? Name two things that you know. I was thrown off, Karl, by one word in one clip and it is a cut seven. I've never heard the word supposedly murdered quite like this. I've heard people say supposedly and whenever I hear someone say that, I judge them.

I'm like, oh, you're obviously a dumb fuck. You don't know how to say the word supposedly, But I've never heard this version of the word. Well, the reason why people... If my head didn't explode, how reason why people think that this is connected to Lake Tahoe is they would supposedly... Supposedly.

Yeah. Supposedly. That's a first. That's a first. All right. That's impressive. Can we talk about why this place is so scary? This is like they're talking about.

But many believe the lake is haunted by water babies. All right, you're not scaring me with water babies. That's not a scary thing. I'm like, no babies, oh God, no. What are they going to do? But it gets even worse than that. Because if you think you're going to be afraid of babies in a lake. Agent members of the Paiute tribe tossed premature and disabled babies into the water to

drown. So wait, what are we afraid of? Disabled and premature babies? They're also dead. They're drowning in a lake. That's the least scary thing I've ever heard. But apparently these water babies, you don't want to be near them in the springtime. If you go there during the springtime, that's when the babies are the most angry and they want to gain revenge on

you. So they pull you into the water and eat you. Oh, the babies eat you. That makes sense. That's not right. You guys, if I don't care if it's a zombie baby or a regular baby or an aborted baby, I can beat the fuck out of anything. I know. I was thinking the same thing. I could at least trick it or talk reason with it. Yeah. Just so got googoo and it'll calm down. Yeah. I know. I was those babies. I wasn't concerned about these water babies at all, but they say that every year at least one fisherman falls into the lake and surrounds the death. And I looked that up and that is not true. Could you imagine? Could you imagine if people are dying every year in this lake, they put up a site or something,

If people are dying every year in this lake, they put up a side or something. Yeah. Danger to fishermen. Yeah. Don't go near the water. Watch out. I like babies. Danger to the one fisherman per year. It's like a sack.

This lake, the way the land underneath it is, there's the actual drop off where it goes quite deep. And they're, they're like, and that's what, that's what gets you. If you're walking along, the next thing, you know, you're gone. And it's like, well, that's the dumbest thing that I've ever heard. Who just, who just walks and falls into a lake? Yeah, you just falling off a cliff with his loony tunes. You just falling off a cliff. Like, oh, shit, we lost another one. Watch it off that cliff. In fact, in my cut nine, M is describing pyramid lake and live kind of, they do a lot of this interrupting and tangent off.

And there's not a lot of yes and going on here. It's very frustrating to listen to cut nine. And the scenery is absolutely spectacular as the color of pyramid lake is so clear that it reflects the blues and grace from the sky. Can you go swimming there? I would suggest not going swimming there, considering the fact that I just told you that a lot of people drown in this lake. Yeah, but that sounds like a lack of ability to swim.

I don't have a lack of an ability to swim. I'm like, see biscuit. Okay. Okay. Yeah. of an ability to swim. I'm like, see biscuit. Okay, come on back. Yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I don't have an a lack of an ability to swim

as a weird way of saying I can swim. But you want to talk about see biscuit? Why they're correct. Come on back. She's like, she's like a great aquatic creature. The horse. Yeah, like a horse to water. I swim like a horse in a water.

And she's not afraid of water babies either. No, apparently not. Holy fuck. So Eric, I'll be honest with you, I have a very open mind to things. And when they were talking about these zombie water babies, I'm like, okay, that sounds like it could be true. And then they explain that the reason why there's these babies is because there was this woman who went to this area and met this man and then they got married and had

a family and then her babies all died. And now she's turned into stone and she's the stone that's the pyramid in the pyramid lake. And I'm like, yeah, okay, that all makes sense. But then they say this and this is where they lost me. Yeah, with the stone woman, the story that I read, because I didn't write it in my notes, she was like, married to the bear, or a bear, or something like that. That's, that's so dumb. Well, that's so dumb. That's so dumb.

Who turned into stone was married to a bear. Left the bear and he goes, marry this dude. Yeah, yeah. The other chick is like, I can't go that far. Stone is one thing, marry a bear no way. Yeah, that's a little bit too implausible for me. Just don't make good husbands. I don't know why the natives aren't repeating

the story all over the place, maybe because it makes them look a dumb. Maybe that's why. Your tradition is stupid. I thought this Jesus thing was a little bit out of whack, but Chikou married a bearer than turning the stone. All right, all right. And I'm sorry if I'm telling that story incorrectly,

that is what I have researched. That sums up the show for me right there. That's pretty good. The only story is what they are best at. Yeah. Google search, read it they are best at. Yeah. Google search, read it a little, gather a little bit, most of it wrong, and then do a podcast. This is perfect. It's a drunk history without the alcohol. Right. Yes. You know what though, Carl? There was one point in this show where I've, it seemed to me like

things were starting to cook for our heroes. Nice. They started to rely on drops in production elements that really, really punched up this horrible conversation in my cut number 10. But many believe the lake is haunted by water babies. Oh, she had to figure out which button to hit. I remember it, so. If you didn't say that,

she could have fixed it in post-it, dummy. Yeah. Fuck. She stepped right all over it, could have cleaned it up easily, instead it ended up the way it did. Jesus. Particularly sensitive to drop-shaming these.

Yeah, exactly. And this is my favorite drop of the whole show. I could be wrong. That's correct. Yeah. For the first time you're right. That is correct. So now they're talking about the people who first discovered this lake. And not the natives obviously, but you know, those those European people who were coming through. It was also where all of the wagon people traveled to get to California. Yeah, because I don't know if it's me or like someone telling me about it, but before I did research, I was like, there's probably weird legends about this like

because it's in the middle of a desert. What are wagon people? Have you ever heard that term before? Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't know. Is that right up there with the hoople heads or the water babies? I think she's explaining like the early explorers or maybe the settlers. I didn't know they were called wagons.

This is just wagon people information. I don't think it is. People moving out west, the great migration perhaps. Yeah. Gold rush. Yeah. No, it's just wagon people. Hey, where are you going with that wagon I don't know last. We'll see

And then and then they do talk about skin walkers a little bit and see bad down my buddy Kevin isn't here He loves talking skin walkers We've we've covered this topic on whtp before a long time ago The other thing that we were talking about when we went to Skinwalker bridge with Patrick is what exactly is a skin walker. Now, there is not a lot of information that you can research about skin walkers. So most of this information I feel it has a movie about. It's a movie about it.

It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it.

It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It's a movie about it. It of this, don't believe they want to talk about it because it is not cool. It's embarrassing. Skinwakers are these witches that can turn, transform into animals. And it's ridiculous. They're like, oh, I'm hearing this from, is from white people.

Well, first they speak the same language as you. So that's probably one of the reasons why. Right. It's what a coincidence. Yeah, it's probably the main reason, but I don't know why they need needed to come straight from the Native Americans mouth. As if white people can't hear the same thing and then mention it. What the fuck? As if these natives haven't been living in the United States of America their entire lives. Like I understand what their ancestry came from, but we're all here together now. You realize that right? And then the only thing they like to do, and I'm fast forwarding all the way to the end

here, but they love dad jokes for some reason. Here's the only bad dad joke I know. I gorged on 14 cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I ended up having a crippling vowel movement. No, I'm getting it. Instead of vowel movement. She doesn't get it. She doesn't get it.

You, I don't get it. I like her. She's the worst. The worst colors on the word show. Oh God, it's painful. What do they mess? the word show. Oh, God. It's painful. Eric, what are they mess? Nothing, we got all, we got all mine.

We got everything we needed to get to. Yes, yep, yep, yep, yep. It's, it's all a mess, it's all a mess. In that case, I mentioned on this show, this last show, I forgot what we were even listening to, something auto tuned. And I just made a quick comment. I'm like, this is the worst Mr. Magenta's I ever ever heard. So Mr. Magenta heard that, got very offended and was

gonna send me in the most overly auto-tuned song ever but then decided instead to just take my least favorite song and turn that into a song parody. Oh this could be a few but if you're gonna bring me something that's a Beatles song I'm gonna play it. Hey John, cause lights are bad, get to rehab and you'll get better. Remember the booze is bad for your skin. Won't you begin to podcast better? And we all know you hate the trolls, Hey John Asshole, don't carry your grudges All over Twitter

And we all know that you're a fool Hey John, you too old Don't threaten to sue Just cause you're bitter Hey John, don't be afraid. It's not that hard to just get sober. Remember, you're gonna have your tenth stroke. You're gonna cry. Have your tenth stroke Hey John please John don't be a fat slime

And return John Please John don't know Well, you asked for a, man. If I did, I really did. Hey John. Please. Oh, that's John.

Amtus. Be a fat slime. Oh, thank you. God. All right. Thank you. Very good, Mr. Magenta. I got to say, you and I have had our disagreements over the years on pop culture things, music.

You're always wrong. Slayer, guitar solos in general, it's Shawn of the Dad, don't be started on that. But we both agree that's better than Hey Jude, right? Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, he actually turned a terrible song into something fun. I kind of enjoyed a little bit there, So, give him a pass on that. All right, Eric Zane, I have a treat for us today. So, when I was talking to Christian Blatt this past week, he did the show with us. And he was complaining that he had been listening

to Howard Stern that morning. And Howard Stern had the rock band kiss on their show. Ah, you like kiss, Eric? Take it to leave it. There's some songs that I like. Yeah, I mean, I enjoy kiss. I like them live, like the spectacle. I like the whole thing.

Not saying they're great songwriters or musicians. I don't think anyone's saying that. But it's fun, they're a fun rock band. They put on a show. I can get behind that. Yeah, I've seen them a couple of times. 15 minutes, it's just amazing. Yes.

Yeah. 20, okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I mean as soon as Beth doesn't get to start happening, it's like, oh my God. Well, we're gonna leave her. She'll just go take a shit. I wonder what you guys wanna do.

So, kiss comes on, and in only the way that Howard Stern can do it, he turns it into a fucking therapy session, and Eric, for the first 30 minutes of this interview, it is nothing but talking about how they grew up, how that's affected their lives. Now, Gene Simmons is a 74 year old man, and a highly successful at life.

Paul Stanley is 70 years old. These guys probably aren't holding on to a bunch of shit from their childhood, but not according to Howard Stern. And so he starts off by explaining that they must love each other these two. We're also aware that having been together for so long, it's the longest relationship I've ever had in my life.

That's for sure. Are you in love with Paul? Yes, in a very real way. Me too. I'm not going to do the jokes about the hardware and the jail and all that kind of stuff. But no, I'm glad you don't do the jokes. I think it's important for mentee here. How important is to say, I love Paul. Paul, Paul's my guy. He's my best friend. He's what we created magic together.

Why is that important? Why does Howard think that's an important thing to talk about? Howard Stern and his heyday would have said that was, that sounds like one of the most embarrassing things I've ever heard someone just say on the radio. And now it's, uh, fuck me. That's horrible. And he even said he goes, when I had Paul McCartney in here, I asked him if he loved John and Paul didn't want to say that because it sounds weird. And it's like, yeah, it does.

It does sound weird. Oh, I don't know why that's important for you. But he has to get right into Gene Simmons childhood daddy issues. This is like one of the first things they talk about in this interview. He's got, by the way, I shouldn't mention, because I was watching the video of this. It's hard to transfer from serious.

I wasn't able to pull video because, but they're all wearing the full makeup, the full outfits, because they're performing live in this studio. It's here to the talking to kids. Trust them, it's kids, about very serious talk. Let's talk about the duality of man real quick before we play rock and roll all night. Gene you grew up poor.

That is crazy. Yes, it's the same. Gene you grew up poor. And I'm not, I mean, I think Gene you had a horrible, horrible childhood. You saw some bad shit early on. You, you, you, a father left you at six years old, and you never saw this guy again. And even worse, he went on and had a new family, had kids and never come see, get four, four times. Yeah. Four times. That had to just fuck with your head, Gene growing up. Where's my father? What is going on?

how to just fuck with your head, Jean growing up. Where's my father? What is going on? See, what's interesting about this is, Jean, the whole time, is perplexed by this light of questioning. He's like, what are you talking about? What do you think is wrong with me? Because Howard's talking to him as if he needs to fix something about him.

He just said, right. He's just spitting blood. Right. Right. Right. And then Paul Stanley, who's also been in therapy his entire life like Howard, steps in for his psychoanalysis of the situation.

I don't think you even realized how much and that's a credit to you. I think in the last five, 10 years, things kind of crystallized for you and it made a difference in who you are. By the way, if you can see all uncomfortable genius during this, it's both Howard and a power going, yeah, man, your dad really fucked up.

He's like, what are you guys talking about? I'm fine. I'm cheating. Yeah, I'm also almost dead. You know, why are we bringing this up now? Why can't we bring this up now? Why you try to bump me out? That happened 70 years ago.

You know, and with a, a, see, that's how Howard, he's suggesting this line of questioning because that's what is important to him all about therapy and his mental instability or stability. And he's, he's projecting that onto these people. So it's consumed him. Okay. So now you have the entertainment side of his life combining with his personal life no longer is he being an entertainer. He's, this is all oozing out of him. The, the worlds are now blending. He probably feels better about it, but the world loses because it's fucking shit.

You're correct. This is not entertainment at all. And I can see all the guys in the bed, and by the way, I feel bad for the other two guys, Tommy Thayer and what's Is Nots. Cause they're just sitting there and they're full fucking makeup watching these guys be cycle analyze.

I wish I had problems like the other two. I've even talked about. So then they start talking about the Holocaust. I'm not making this up. It's even this. Cause this whole conversation about the Holocaust. And so apparently Gene Simmons' mom survived the Holocaust. She was in a concentration camp as a teenager.

Her entire family was wiped out. So that's her deal, I guess Paul Stanley's parents were also impacted by the Holocaust. And of course Howard grew up with his mom crying about the Holocaust all the time. Where you said as kids, because I'm, you know, I was exposed to a lot of things around the Holocaust and it made me profoundly sad and made me profoundly scared of the world that I felt like the world was a really dangerous place. And maybe you know, you just don't know what's out there and what's coming up. And maybe

that shared experience bonded to you guys that you took on the world together. I mean, I don't know how aware of that you are. But. Oh, so Howard knows more about them than they know about themselves. It's what he just said. Okay. This is a, this is a perfect example of how unprepared he is. You know how long he was talking there? And he asked about two or three things that once. He was talking a long period of time. And it's like whenever I hear that,

I'm like, you're just winging this because you don't have any point, any direction to what's coming out of your mouth. You're asking them like three or four things there. You know what I mean? And you know what, the reason why he kept talking in my opinion, I don't even know how much in the same room with them or not.

I think he might be from his home studio. The way they shoot it makes it hard to tell. But I think that he's seeing that they're not going along with him and that's why he keeps like, well, you know, I mean, I was sad about the Holocaust. Maybe you guys were, do I don't know, maybe. Can one of you not a little, or something, can someone agree with anything I'm saying right now?

So gene pops in and pretty much says in this next clip that it's possible to get over your childhood, which God bless them. I got to say that when you're on a rollercoaster ride, yes, hindsight's 20, 20, and you can look back, you had a horrible childhood in this business. I never looked at it that way. I had my mother. That was the backbone I needed and that was all I needed. You know, every day above ground is a good day kind of thing.

Yeah, that's the right attitude in my opinion. Yeah, it's like, yes, shit happens to people. He didn't have a father growing up, but he made the best of it and he's doing pretty well. Did I mention these jean cemeteries from guests? Have I brought that up yet? He's doing pretty well. Did I mention these Gene Symmetribe guests? Have I brought that up yet? He's doing very well for himself. Right.

And Howard, most people, that would be the clue. Let's move on to talking something fun. Correct. There's no way he's gonna do that because this is the only thing he knows how to do and that allows him to talk about him, which is all he wants to do anyway. Right.

And this is just the beginning, because now Tommy Thayer, the guitarist gets it on the Holocaust talk. She's, although I will say, for the 30 minutes I watched this, Tommy Thayer and the drummer, I should know what his name is, but I doubt it's not Eric Carc. Anyway, it's not Eric Carc. Right, it's not Eric Carc. That guy died.

Yeah, I know. But anyway, so those guys, what do I don't say one word? They acknowledge their existence for one time quick. And just to say this, the great generation Tommy's father, General Thayer is, he's got books coming out of the World War II Museum is going to have a general fair section about how he liberated concentration camps and you know, we all have our back stories, but I never had a bad day in my life. Yeah.

Gene Sylvester is like, look, we all have, we're affected by the Holocaust, but we sell six million records. I love that. I love that those two actually probably have something very interesting about them. Like Jean was just trying to steer the conversation over there. Yep. But no one within the Stern show has given a shit enough to even do even a a small bit of research about these two. So they're like, oh, another day I just sit and say nothing. Can you imagine if Howard did an interview and just only talk to those two and Jean and Paul were like, uh, another day I just sit and say nothing. Can you imagine if Howard did an interview and just only talk to those two and Jean and Paul were like, Oh, okay. I mean, I don't

actually probably be pretty good. That'd be hilarious. Yeah. Howard's been bad at this for a while. These interviews are just insane because he's just how we're projecting what he thinks you're going to say to you. And you just have to either agree with them or eventually get worn down by them. So now we have Paul talking about how he went into therapy when he was like a teenager. Oh boy. There's an amazing fact about Paul that I am blown away by.

When you were 15 because of the trauma, we'll talk about that trauma that you went through at the age of 15. We're on your own without your parents. You went into therapy. And when you hear Gene say, I gave my father money. I never thought about it. Boba, Boba, Boba, Boba, you sit there and go, gee, I wish Gene would go into therapy just so he could get in touch with how much anger and resentment he must have toward that father. Projection.

Jesus, like, right there, he's like, what? Yeah, what are you talking about there? It's like, he's like, Paul, you understand this. Will you talk, will you tell your friend, Gene, to get the therapy? Please. Apparently it didn't work because they wrote the song, Christine 16. Right. Which is really fucked up. So now, uh, how are we going to try to get Jean upset?

Like it's like he's trying to get him to cry or something. Yeah. So it's so bizarre. Jean, I and not believe the amount of anger I have in me, I could never, if my father abandoned me and went off and had four other families and other bad brothers and sisters and all of this, they're dull out money so he can live comfortably. Amazing, but I sometimes wonder because you know, you guys have written great songs. Gene, imagine the songs you would write about this if you ever tapped into just how angry you are with

your father. It would be insane. I didn't question. Why is Howard still a proponent for psycho anything? I know because he hasn't worked for him. He thinks and he says later on in this thing, he's like, it's changed my life. Not for the better. Right. And by the way, him being the spokesperson for therapy is not good for therapy either.

You know, Tom Cruise is the anti spokesperson for therapy. Tom Cruise with his psychology stuff. I'm more on Tom Cruise's side, to be honest with you, because he seems to have a shit together. I don't see him complaining about his life all the time. It does seem to do a really cool action shit. We're actually listening to the results

of Howard Psychotherapy right now, and it's him bullying people. It's just trying to cry. Yes, I just love the fact that he's like, you could have written some masterpieces if you would come to grips with your anger towards your father and it's like gene sim is never gonna write a masterpiece Exactly this is the guy who wrote cold gin the best he could do would be the a fuck you dad blues And suck my dick dad

We're not gonna be anything more than that In the truth they were called kiss because they wanted to be called fuck and the record label is like, we can't sell that. And hugs was taken. So now a master. I don't know how it's going to incine you a the gene is angry like how it is. You know, it makes me think I once said to my father, I think I need therapy. And he showed me his fist and said, here's your therapist right here.

I'm going to, you know, I'm kind of implying you punch me in the face. I didn't have the courage to go out and seek that on my own. That's why I'm so impressed with what you did. Well, you know, I guess just bottling it all up, I'm a lot like Jean, I bottled it all up and I just kind of walked around an angry guy and didn't want to I didn't you know I said I got to just keep moving forward and I'm not gonna be in perspective I'm just gonna move forward and it is a way of coping. I mean it is a coping mechanism But it's not only a coping medic. So Gene Sims is trying to get a word in here

That was Paul went to up to Gene and Howard's interrupting gene before when he said I'm like I'm like Gene I was an angry guy Gene's going I'm not angry. What are you guys talking about? What are you doing? I'm not angry. I'm not angry. No, I am. He's like, Gene's like, I wish your dad would have gone through with it and hit you.

Yeah. And we're talking about the demon from Kess. I know. It's so fun. It's so weird. If you would have thought it would be the interview with 2023 with Kess. I'm here with Guar talking about feelings. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Jesus has never touched alcohol or drugs or cigarettes. The demonless demon. Yeah, he's doing good. Yeah, he's doing all right.

Say, Howard, you know how much money, I'm actually worth more money than you have. Right. Howard, I have a fuck when I'm angry. Yeah. Somebody in the, oh, go go gadget Wang says, Carl supports Scientology confirmed. I have to say, I used to have direct TV,

and they added a Scientology channel to direct TV, and they would just play these documentaries on there. And I would sit and watch every second event. Shut the fuck up. No, I was so excited about it. I'm like, I think I agree with almost everything Scientology is telling me. I think they're right about more things.

That's awesome. I want to have a Scientologist friend. I please do it. I'm on it. I'm on it by. I just want to watch Battlefield Earth. I've never seen it. Oh God, that is worth watching.

Holy shit. Good to know. That is a terrible movie. What does he call everyone like rat brain? Are you rat brain? It's all you haven't seen. That's fucking hilarious. All right.

So let's get back to this Howard it's turned conversation because this is him talking about how therapy has changed his life and he thinks that Paul going to therapy as a teenager is commendable. If I could have been as smart as you and done that at an early age, it would have really helped me because I know I suffered a lot for a lot of years and then I did go into therapy and it changed my mind. And it changed. It's so clear.

I've watched you over the years and it's it did change my mind. And it changed it's so clear. You know, I've watched you over the years and I it's really commendable. And I think it sets an example for other people. No Howard Stern fan likes what he's become. Not a single Howard Stern fan's like, no, this was, this was great that you've become this, this asshole who yells at people for enjoying their lives. It's fantastic. If the alternative is if Howard never goes to therapy, okay? Yeah. In the end, we don't have to hear about it. Right.

So if he doesn't go to therapy, that's more noble and better for the world than he didn't go into therapy now. Correct. So he's it's all about him. Correct. I know. And the way he asked these questions, he's just like, now I had issues with my dad and the Holocaust, buttoned me out, same as you guys, right? Like every question is like this thing where he's just projecting, but not even in a sneaky way. No.

Just very overt. Yeah, okay, we got it. You think everyone's just like you, they're not. And that sounds corny. That does sound corny. I agree with you. So now Paul is gonna explain that the reason why they had to enter entertainment is because they needed approval. See, this is the problem with therapy.

Is that you're talked into shit? Like you get an entertainment because you wanna be famous and make a lot of money and fuck your pussy. Yeah, of course. But how we all got into the entertainment industry because we were seeking approval and acknowledgement and we were looking to fill those voids in us. Who told you that? No, no, yeah.

It's fun. It's fucking fun. Yes. It's very rock star. Well, it's because I had a lot of problems growing up. It's like, what? Yeah. I mean, people get a rise out of it.

It's enjoyable to be the center of attention. Who gives a shit? That's okay. Then it's okay. You don't need to psychoanalyze fun. You fuck. Oh, no, they do. They do.

Because now they're talking about how Gene Simmons never had a conversation with his mom about, and he was problems when he was growing up. And Jean says, my dad left when I was young, so my mom was working full time supporting the family. She had survived the Holocaust, so I didn't think that my problems were that big of a deal. I thought I would keep that shit to myself.

Fucking good on him. Right, which is the correct thing, but Howard doesn't think so. Last thing she wanted was an eight to 12 year old boy is saying, you know, I feel alone. Can we talk about what it all means and stuff? But Jean, you didn't get what you needed. I mean, it is sad. When your mother is a sad woman, a depressed woman, perhaps, and really in bad shape. Well, when your mother is sad, no, you know, you, you cannot go to your

mother. You're right. Yeah. Jeans trying to say like, my mom wasn't sad. You're mom was sad. Yeah. You're mom. I was fine. Yeah. He loves his mom. When is someone going to get the nerve to say to actually get a little bit annoyed with him and a little bit impatient to let him know that this is all horse shit. Yeah. What you're doing right here is 100% wrong. I'm fucking fine. I have at $350 million. Shut up. Right.

Yes. Exactly. It doesn't make any sense to me. Like, if Howard wanted to bring in people like me and producer Chris and say that we're fucked in the head, like he'd probably be out to something. Yeah, be a short conversation. He would be right. I was like, yeah, he right.

We can do better. But you bring out the most successful people in the world. Would you have these, you know, movie stars out and rock stars. He's like, yes. So what's your problem? Like, not I'm good. Right. I'm sweating my ass up in this makeup and costume. Can we play it? God, you're soft. So then even, even Paul, and you could tell the entire band is uncomfortable with this except for Paul Stanley, It's like all into it. You know, I think you should change yourself because I think your mom would have surprised you because she was your mom and she loved you so much.

Boy, this is getting heavy. When Paul Stanley says things are getting heavy, I think they're going to play God of Thunder. Not talk about their feelings. Right. Please do. You can tell that they don't to play got a thunder. Now talk about their feelings. Right. Right. Please do. You can tell that they don't care about their image anymore because he's got ball on there who's all in touch with his feelings. No, no.

Oh, Howard, this is so important to me. I guess the kiss army got rid of the, uh, don't ask don't tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are we sure? I mean, is he's actually, is he's going out of his way to sound like a lady. I read Gene Simmons book and it's so funny because he never says

the Paul's Tadley is gay, but he alludes to it quite a bit. We're talking about like how all of the things that we have the girls at backstage and Paul wasn't into that, but the rest of us would do this and that's like, that's a weird. It's a weird thing to say. A couple more clips real quick. So, as I mentioned, Gene Simms' mother survived the Holocaust. So, whatever loneliness he was feeling or issues he might have had, he figured he didn't need to bother her with it.

No, I don't stand by that. I still stand by the notion that my mother was trying to survive emotionally, mentally after seeing the most horrific things the human mind can imagine. How dare I have... Well, that's sad. That's sad because you missed out on it. online can imagine how dare I have. Well, that said, that's sad because you missed out on, I mean, I know what you're referring to your and and and that's okay. And that's okay. Life is hard and I've always been my armor has been my delusional sense of self.

Yeah, he figured out a way to get over it and move out with his life and do fine for himself, Howard. It's possible without without a therapist. You can figure it out for yourself sometimes. Shocking. Jesus. Howard has to have everybody's hold his hand through every aspect of his life.

It's a miracle he's gotten this far, frankly. Here's the last clip I have. And Gene's talking about, and I actually heard him on Bill Marr, we reviewed that show and he was saying the same thing about how he was not a good partner to Shannon Tweed for decades that they were together. He was always cheating on her and causing a lot of problems. And so as he's talking about how he's been with Shannon for four to years, but only been married for 10 or 11 of them, how are the determines?

The reason why is because of, you guessed it, his childhood. And you finally have Shannon, who I've been together close to 40 years, but only married 10 of those years. For the first 29 years, I was an asshole, you know, arrogance. Well, you call it being an asshole. I call it a very deprived young boy whose own mother had been through seeing her mother go into a gas chamber. I see a boy who lost his father at six who didn't want to acknowledge him. And then when you get older, you go, you know what? I'm fucking entitled now to my time. And I'm going to eat this world and I'm

going to take every woman. I'm going to, you know, I'm gonna eat this world and I'm gonna take every woman, I understand it. It's like I've lived that life too. So how it explains to him why he does what he does and then says, and I get it. Meanwhile, jeans going, no, no, how are, no. I just, I really like pussy. I just really wanted to sleep with other girls. That's all there is to it.

Everything has to have deep meaning. Everything is like a fucking Indiana Jones type of get the medallion. Oh, the sunlight shines on it. Oh, I figured out the world. Right. Yeah, it doesn't have to be so complex. You asshole. I think that Gene Simmons is just a horny guy.

You know, I think is it when it comes down to. Yeah. You just really wanted to fuck a bunch of girls. What's wrong with it? He cares. How would a Howard would say Howard would ask question like, did you ever fuck a girl while you're wearing the makeup? And you know that he did. You know, I mean, that's a people want to hear.

We don't want to hear this shit. You fucking filthy idiot. Do you wear the demon makeup on your cock? That would be a fucking question to ask, but no, instead it's this whole thing. So anyway, how would I think you're wrong about all of this and you're turning these interviews into slogs? They're very difficult to get through it, kind of through all my whole days and trying to hold those fucking clips, but I just had to share what the great Howard Stern and Kiss

were up to this week. I'm glad you did. That's that's just hearing where that guy's head is, is in the form that you just presented is really bizarre, you know. I don't know if people can, I don't know if everybody gets the handle on it while you're listening in the moment, but that is, that is just nuts. Well, and, and honestly,

when Christian mentioned to me that there was a lot of psycho and else is going on during the kissing of you, I had no idea it was gonna be 30 minutes of that. I mean, that's the thing. If Howard wanted to just say, you know, you had a tough childhood, that's fine, that's a fine interview question, talk about his mom or whatever,

but he just has to like keep on it. To the point where even the guys and kids, I don't know, obviously didn't pull everything up, but even they were like, yeah, we don't usually talk about this shit. This is, this is kinda weird. It's not typical band-a-meat. They're literally promoting their final tour. They're like, we had our usually talk about this shit. This is, this is kind of weird. It's not typical band meeting. They're literally promoting their final tour.

They're like, we had our final tour coming up. You can buy tickets. We're gonna be at Mass and Square Garden in December. And now it's like, yeah, but your mom, she was sad, right? I don't know what. What? Yeah. You might want to ask like,

what size will you be playing? God, do you think I have to do album for this tour? Yeah. Anyway. All right. So, Eric's a done something for us, which is long overdue. You decided to go ahead and check out on the sit down zoom mock pockets. I believe on Mondays, he has this guy Tyler as his, his sidekick. It's co-host, right? Exactly. And, you know, I mean, it's, there's a, I mean, so much we can get from the well of Zumak. And, but this is a nice little respite because we're going to focus more on this guy, Tyler, who, if you listen for any amount of time, you pick up on that he's very monotone and he provides virtually nothing.

And try as he may, it's just nothing ever happens. Now Chad sells him as, oh my God, you know, Chad's always way intense. Oh my God, we got my mother fucking Tyler. Hey, hey, hey, Chad, I'll hire you, Chad. If you remember, we you the poo thing, he's like, ee-o, you know, just glad to be here. You know, he's one of those. Well, Chad had to pick from one of his friends to be his co-hosts. And, I guess it was slim pickups. Okay. So Tyler is, uh, is, is the guy. So I just called this kind of, it's, he doesn't have his own show, but if it was, it would be straight fire with Tyler. And that's what this is straight fire with Tyler.

All right. Spit off. You're that Tyler. And my cut 17, Tyler, it started out with someone in the live chat or the super chat or whatever refer to him as monotone. And he said, I can't help that there's nothing I can do about it. And you and all, and we all know that there is. You know, it's called trying and inflection and emphasis pauses at key point exaggeration.

It's very simple, okay? He then goes on to talk about how he is learning that he's, he's on to us doing what we're doing right now. Okay. Yes. I thought he was unaware of the entire world around him at all times. Well, that's not so. In fact, Sumak starts out by saying, oh, yeah, Tyler doesn't give a shit about anything. He doesn't give a fuck, but he does. And you can hear it very sadly in cut number 17. You honestly don't give a shit, which is beautiful. I could not keep up with it. Can you imagine if I can you? Oh my god, I'd be dead. Somebody sent me a clip of that that once show, they're like going over our show and I sent it to you and you were like, I don't give a fuck to. I'm flattered. Now I can't listen to that and also like if you were basing your show around this show, it's, you know, that's tough one too. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry to them.

I don't know any of them. You know, I'm familiar with the names now. The apology accepted. They all come after you so much. Probably going to start coming after me, which isn't going to be fun. But, you know, oh, forshadowing. Oh, I don't know what that was. That was a big sin. Correct. Yes.

Correct. I just wanted, I want to correct one thing on there. When he says, basing the show around that, this is our fourth segment of of this episode so far. All right, I still have top Myers to get to. So we're not basing everything that we deal around you, Tyler. It's not, uh, yeah, too much credit over here. And, and Chad breaks it down in a way because he goes on to say, because you see, this is why they're stupid because our show is a nobody show. This should be going after Bert Christchurch so they can get the hits. Oh shit dude. That's exactly what Stuttering John says.

He's like, I'm a dealist celebrity. You guys should be talking about Tom Hanks. Like Tom Hanks is good at what he does. But when we make fun of him. Yeah. Yeah, I love how they try to. I'm not going to be, but. Sorry.

I love all they try to tell you guys. Yeah. What's, how this works, you know. Okay. Now, I'm just going to kind of go in order of these in my cut 12. This is the comedic time in ingenious along with Zuma so in the first clip he's starting to set up his Dishon Watson joke Tyler does not like Dishon. Okay Yeah, actually was molest women. I was wondering if we could like,

like if he messes up again, like does it void the contract? Okay, so there's the setup. I was wondering if he messes up again. Does it void the contract? If you wrote down, would he just set out a piece of paper? I would think it was a teenage girl talking.

Right, because he's like, I was just like wondering like, like he's so icky, like. He does not out of the piece of paper. I would think it was a teenage girl talking. Right. I was just like, like, wondering like, like, he's so icky. Like, he does not be a quarterback anymore. He does the up talking and like the Sean Watson is. So now that is the pay off. Chad kind of like asks the question. And this, this is the pay off to the joke about getting rid of De Shahn Watson. Number 13, Mike doesn't void the contract. You know, like, do I have a way gone? Yeah. Like, get me a wig and a skirt and just take one for the team. Yeah, you're not as tight. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. But on a wig and Deshaun Watson's going to bang bounces dick off of you. That's great. That's fucking great. Cut number 14 Chad puts the bit on its ear and Tyler, listen to this support from Tyler, because now Chad's going

to, he's going to, Chad's actually yes, Andy. Okay. And then he's going to hand it off to Tyler. Listen to this response straight fire. I think they should went the opposite direction. I think they should have went the more touchdowns, these scores, the more massages he gets. Hmm. Fumble. You know, that's not fair.

That is not fair. There's actually more than he said. Okay. I stopped it. There actually is more. So cut 15 is actually, he really brings it home after he goes, hmm. Okay. Good. Cause this is, we don't take things out of context on this show. This is the included context included show here on WDPI, but accused of otherwise. I think they should win the opposite direction. I think they should have went. The more touchdowns he scores, the more massages he gets. Hmm.

Yeah, I mean, it could happen. There's still time. We got him for a while. Well, no, it couldn't happen. That's the joke. You know, right things like that do a contract. You get to sexually molest girls. I don't think he was listening.

Good points. Yeah, okay. What? Guys, the beauty of Tyler is you never know when his great questions and fun twists on the conversation are going to lead to Zumak magic, cut number 16. Are you of context?

No, I just found out I'm going blind. Like, why do I have context already? Well, when you do, you can get those colored ones and start changing the color of your eyes. So I can look like Michael Jackson and Thriller? Yeah, have fun with it. Where he turns around like. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is really clicking. I give him credit for try. I mean, nothing hits the mark. I'm not saying that I would be a good co-host with Tyler, the guy sucks at every single way. But can we talk about why Tyler even said that?

Like, hey, you know, if you get contest, you can get color contest, change your eye color. That's girl shit. Why don't you even bring that up? The answer, by the way, Chad, if you ever bring it up again, is that's girl shit, Tyler, shut up. I just want to build C-1. Now, look, I think you're being a little too critical because in my next clip,

he pokes the man. He pokes the bear. Oh no, you didn't cut 18. So let's go. I'll play on your fields and you won't play on mine. Rack me. How about that? If you to be a nervous throw those reading glasses back on. Keep it quiet. See, Chad had just finished a rat going against people like you, Karl. Yeah. And he's, you know, he says Rack me like something from the Rome show when he knows he's really,

really hammered at home. Oh, yeah, that's his hamburger. Yeah, why don't we have fun catch phrases on this show? Producer Chris like exact cheese. Dude's fucking corny. I guess all of our things are stolen. Unfortunately, gentlemen, when I was listening to this, I was reminded of the first time that Chad was actually on with Carl.

And so this is a blast from the past for no apparent reason other than just to hear Carl's reaction. And I've not listened to this episode, so let's be recorded. This is the number 19, the Chad interrupting Carl supercut. Oh no, it's gonna be uncomfortable. And I listen to the very big. He hates his given name. He hates it. By the way, nothing to rub on potential revenue

stream. Carl, before you go another clip. Yeah, I'm gonna read a quick sentence from Jim Norton's book. Before you jump into that, can I say something? Yeah, please. He decided to retire from radio. Carl, by the way, I was up for his job in Chicago too he goes on to real quick finding him by the way you have C cards all major sports and more what's up browns but I just thought that it's funny he was on Chrissy Mayor's show go ahead by the way Chrissy Mayor's winning by the way it's pretty good hold on let me get to my fucking point. Can you get Sanford? It's even a joke like my and read Jesus Christ mom. Look it look at

Anory down, Jan Jesus. I love how a couple of those were just Yeah Look at tick Teratsers. Yeah. Jesus. Gentlemen, Noah. Somebody said that. They've never heard worse chemistry between me and a co-host. Bad with chance to go back.

And now it's all flashing back to me. How obnoxious that was. I should remember looking at you like, what's going on? I mean, because we couldn't see him. This before we did video. Right. It was just through Discord. Like, is he hearing the show? What's going on? I mean, because we couldn't see him. There's before we did video, right? It was just through Discord. We're like, is he hearing the show?

What's going on? I thought it was like a delay or something, and it turned out he just didn't give a fuck and then a bunch of blow. Oh, legitimately, we don't know. Oh, legend. It would have been an error. We don't know.

Yeah, there's other powders. No zoom-ox slash Tyler show is complete without a Chad pep talk. Now whenever these happen very randomly where he's going to talk about the big things coming. He's always getting ready to make a huge purchase. And they've all they've had a they've had a big power about the direction of the show. So here you go. This is part one of it. It's my cut 20 of Chad's pep talk. We got so much stuff coming. We got we got sponsors. Tyler and I, we were talking about it behind the scenes. This is our first live stream. All right. Now I think I brought this up before. But that's not an exciting thing for the listeners. We're going to have sponsors.

Correct. That's it to yourself. Correct. And also the same thing with Chad saying he's not going to drink. And he's going to get into shape. And he's going to have sponsors. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat.

Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat.

Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Chorrat. Ch in Thailand. I'm sorry. No, I know. Well, you see, we are. We are. And there's definitely more Thailand. But I had to let a little bit of this creep in.

In fact, more of Chad's pep talk is cut 21. Okay. We're going to do some new stuff with the Patreon. Everything's new and it's a work in progress. So for people on the Patreon, if you want to sign up for as little as $3, stay with us. It's common. We're working at it. We're putting money into it.

New Mike, new office, ads, everything. It's all common. Yeah, yeah, because that makes a great podcast. New Mike, new office, ads. Yeah. When the owner of this credit card is making a giant purchase for us. That's good.

When I think about starting up for someone's page, John, and I decided for a lot of people's page, you're out and I always wonder, like, how nice is the office? Because that's one of the factors that goes into that. I'm not kidding you. He's been talking about a new mic and he's been making this same desperate pitch for six years since December, at least. I remember him talking about this in December, he like in 2023. We're gonna get all new equipment. I'm ordering all this shit He's still holding on to that same radio shack mic. Yeah, Chad don't build up this list of other things

You're gonna do get the mic first yeah, get a mic stand. Yeah, remember with that potato Made fun of you for not having a mic stand to that not sick it. No, he's talked to a fucking a cornstock Did that not sick in? No. He's talked to a fucking cornstock. And a potato. And both of them told him how to buy it. He's just not paying attention. He turned both of them into vodka.

Here we are. All right, I've got two more old school clips for Chad. I'm not going to lie. This maybe might be all about Chad. OK, that's that's transition quickly. I have two more Chad clips. And then I have two more Tyler clips. Okay. So the Chad clips, you better have these clips. You burn out, you pull the

Chad out. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's coming. The next two are old clips from when Chad would walk around and huff and puff around the neighborhood. This is when he first went to war with Chrissy. So this is, he was still friends with you at this point, Carl. Okay. And I should say acquaintances. Sure. 22, an old school clip of Chad begging for Patreon.

This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard. Just to give you an update on Patreon, Tim Dylan is making $110,000 a month on Patreon. $110,000. So, would that be in said, could you please, please sign up for as little as $3 to mine? Please. Oh, now, Eric's saying, when you say things like Tim Dylan is very successful at podcasting,

Tim Dylan is very successful at comedy. There's a reason for that, Chad. It's because Tim Dylan is talented and hilarious. I am on Tim Dylan's Patreon because he puts out bonus episodes every week that are fan fuckingastic. That is why this whole thing was just like, you're giving that gay money,

why not give me money too? Is the worst argument ever? Your sales pitch ever. That's more pathetic than please clap, I gotta say. Yeah, could you imagine if Chevrolet and their commercial, they're like, people are fucking buying forts. What about Chevrolet too? I don't know.

Sure, why not? That's gonna give us some of that, huh? I think. I think you described this last time as loser speak. Yes. Absolutely true. This is how losers think and talk. Yes.

Okay, this is the last chat clip I swear. Number 23, it's similar type of, but even more pathetic, because we all got in our stimulus checks. $3. That's all it is. $3.12, of course. A Bud Light at Happy Hour. It's more expensive to get a coffee at Starbucks than my Patreon once a month.

So please do it. If you can, you have the means. And fuck yeah, you have the means. You just got a stimulus check, baby. Come on, baby. 1,400. Hook up the Z-man. Yeah, how should I spend my money?

I'm gonna ask the Z-man how I should spend my money. Diversify. Yes, please. Now in the episode he he talked about you. He's talking about Aaron, him holding. I'm very jealous of Aaron because Chad talks about him. I'm I'm I've been wanting Chad to fucking talk about me for years. I know he doesn't say fucking shit about me. I'm so sorry. That's the problem. Oh, you can't

I don't know. Yeah. All right, back to Tyler, cut 24. Surprise. Tyler does not know what a nine to five job is. This is a classic example of Chad turning to Tyler and getting nothing. I'm so sorry before I play that, my sister-in-law, Christina, just made a brilliant observation here. All they do when they goof on Aaron and they talk about him begging. And they talk about him reaching his goals. They're always making fun of him for asking for money on there. And you just play two examples of Chad begging people leading.

And actually, the more recent one where he's like, guys, if you're on the Patreon, stick with me. I know it sucks right now, but it's gonna get better. That's the worst stuff for you. It's just for you. Yeah, the talent's coming along with all the equipment. No, the shit. All right.

Oh my god. Tyler clip. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, I don't even know what a nine to five is anymore. What's it like, Tyler? Talk to me. I don't know.

I don't know either. Paul fire. All right. And my cut 25 Tyler not quite done with that. He puts an exclamation point on his work effort. Come. That's like for me, it's it's all day every day. It's kind of, you know, not necessarily on call, but yeah, I am.

I am. Would you call it the grind? I am grinding, dude. That's that's it. A thousand percent. I mean, the chemistry between these two is really something else. A little jealous. I wish producer Chris had a good carry conversation like that. That is a straight fire with Tyler. Gentlemen. It's like oil and something slightly less oilier.

Yeah. All right, that all you have for our... I don't like that for you. Spit and fire with Tyler. All right, sir. Steve and Cowan's sent me a clip that I want to share with you. And this is Chad explaining his please clap statement during his dry bar special. That's great.

He's going to give us an explanation on why that happened. Uh, go ahead, Bob. Uh, son, uh... go ahead bob uh... son souts rabbit to pen you know what he is please ask Chad why he has to give us ten pan that's a

ten pan what's a pen i don't know what's a pan like a writing pan he gave us ten i don't know how to sell them and let's have why he has his audience to please clap in this special. Yes. Can you explain that? Yes.

I would love to because Carl, that unoriginal douchebag, he's like almost like CNN. They take stuff out of context. Like Donald Trump's speeches. They'll just take a sound control. Donald Trump's content. Yeah. Yeah. Bob, thank you.

And he did that with one of my jokes because I was in my drive-bar special. I somebody at the front row started clapping. And I was like, yes, please clap. I hex. And then everyone started clapping. I go, look at that. I force applause breaks. People learn, I force them. But he cut that part out. He act like I was begging for people to clap. And and now people are trying to run with this, and you look like fools, because if you were there, if you watched the video,

it's fantastic, but that's what Carl does at WATP, because he is a shock, shock, just like, oh, be an Anthony. Oh boy. So that explanation didn't really change the story for me. No. So I'll play the whole context here. Yeah, we got the clip,

because we were watching the video. Yeah, no So I'll play the whole context here. Yeah, we got the clip because we were watching the video. Right, yeah, no, I'll play it for you guys. And maybe you guys can explain to me what that explanation changes for anyone. Because there's nothing left. There's nothing left. Dating right now is like going to the Tampa Walmart on Dale Maybury.

There's nothing left. Thank you. Please clap. I force applause bricks. I force them. Some people earn them. I force them. Oh, and then we'll watch this. He's embarrassed after this watch. Yeah. So I think that was the point I was making. Is he was telling people to please clap. Was it nice? Miss something here? Am I misrepresenting this?

No, it's just as embarrassing as before. OK, that's what I thought. We'll get a little confused as to what he's going out about. I love all the how he's actually gotten so fat that the bottom of the t-shirt hangs like a set of drapes. Yeah. Yeah, it's never good. Never a good side.

I liked that Bob Levy was laughing at him as he was going, well, yeah, because one of the guys was clapping. And so I said, yeah, please clap. And then everyone started clapping. He's like, yeah, Janice, what we're describing. That's exactly why we were laughing at you. That's why it's pathetic. How do you not know that?

Levy's brutal to him. I don't understand why he likes Levy, but doesn't like you because no choice. Yeah. I mean, fucking, hey, this is perfect. He should be embracing all of this. Yeah. Kevin and Levy both trash, Zumaak more than you and I combined could ever do. Right. That's all they do is, is goof on this guy in the meanest way and Chad just has to take it because he's got nothing else going on. He's got to be on MLC. It's the only way he can promote the other stuff that he's doing. So I feel like we need a little palette cleanser here. Eric. Somebody set this over to me. I'm sorry I should have written it down. Bird Christ here is on Legion of

Skanks and they decide to watch this video and it's the this comedian who's doing stand up at the what's the place in in LA that everybody goes to Comedy Store. And he has a little mishap here and this would be funny if Bert Kreischer didn't laugh so goddamn much at this. Bert ruins this for everyone. James Austin Black. It says. Yes, guys. So funny.

Does it let you know like having a little ventures with some freaky Chicago girls. And I've come to the realization I've been talking to one that I don't think pegging is necessarily that gay. I've watched a 10 times. I've never met him. I've never met him. I've never met him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't think pegging is necessarily bad game. The third. Oh, that was exactly it. I think the fucking third is it. Bert, take a fucking breath, buddy. Relax. Oh, you come out. Oh, shit. He said something and out of body experience or something is just happened.

So the guy, I at first I didn't realize, I thought he actually went down, but the guy fell off the fucking stage, right? Yes. So he goes, Peggy gets a gang, I think falls off the stage. It's a bad time to fall off the stage. Right. I can explain what you mean by that. First floor! Oh, thank you. We gotta go.

So I'm sorry, that was the laugh factory, obviously, but you're right, that was the laugh factory. Oh, dude, yeah, dude, yeah. I got a little ventures. Listen, freaky Chicago girls. And I've come to the realization of talking to one that I don't think pegging is necessarily that gay. But he had a little more goes, he's even shit. Oh, it's hell.

Oh, but wait a minute. There's two producers there who just won't take the microwave from him. I know. It's, or just turn it down or something. Because it's not adding anything. Cover him with a pillow. And by the way, how many times has Bert seen the funniest

thing he's ever seen in his life? Yeah. It seems to have an ideally basis. Like, then nothing to ever be funnier than this one thing. You say that every episode, you thought having peanut butter in your mouth was the funniest thing that ever happened. His sense of humor is so little too good. You're right. Yeah, bring it back. Yeah, a little, a little more serious. Keep you listening to that kiss interview and go, the Holocaust!

Yeah, I could have used him. He listened to that kiss interview and go, the whole cost! Ah! Ah! Yeah, I could have used him. Alright, I teased this earlier. I think we need to talk about Tom Mars is back, baby! You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do.

I hear you! Woo! That's right, Tom Mars, where the rest of the world is back. running into a burning building. It's what I do. That's right. Tom Myers, where's the rest of the world is back. They just put out an episode March 2nd, it's their first one of 2023. No Jeff Heisen. Oh, wow, which is interesting. He's always on there. Yeah. And I know that Jeff saw us goofy on him. And I want, well, I don't want to speculate who knows. And hopefully I'll be back soon, because we need Jeff there.

Now, I want to start by talking about the music to the show. It's so bizarre, it just seems out of place. And I think I finally placed where this melody comes from. ... ... Do you recognize the second phrase there? It reminds you of an early 90s TV commercial.

Mommy, wow. Okay. It's a pull-ups commercial. What a pull. Literally, they're rid of the pull-ups commercial. That's not a top, it's an observation. I had. I want that one slide for him.

I'll be picking music or what, whatever. All right, so let's get into it. You know, he starts the show with his monologue, as he likes to do, he writes down these jokes, and then he tells him in front of the panel that he hasn't introduced yet, and their job is to react. And the reactions, you know, Tom claims, and I like to take the

the laughs out, I do not. We're going to hear all the genuine reactions from these folks. We're going to start with a joke about something that's near and dear to me. Hello, and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. It's the first podcast episode of 2023. The years started off with the final regular season game between the Bengals and the bills canceled when a player lost consciousness and collapsed on the field. The player, Bill's safety, DeMar Hamlin is okay. And to make it even better, Monday night football had the best season ending cliff hanger ever. 27 seconds.

It took him to get that joke out. Now that could have been said so much more efficiently. There were so many added words in there. There were completely unnecessary. I'm not saying it would have made funnier. Right. It's barely a joke. It's barely a joke. It's barely a joke.

Right. And when did this first air, this episode? Three days ago. Okay. No, two days ago. Two days ago. Timely. Everybody's talking about Demar Hamlet.

This whole show is about Kevin McCarthy being voted in a speaker of the house. That happened in the early January. Yeah. That's what this whole show is about. Every reference out here is so fucking old. It's insane. And then Tom's version of comedy is to talk about how he wants people

who have different viewpoints, politically than him, how he talks about how he wants them to die. That's one of the his go-to's with his comedy. Some conservative pundits were saying that Demar Hammond's one of the his go to's with his comedy. Some conservative pundits were saying that Demar Hamlin's collapse on the field was due to a reaction to the COVID vaccine. The people who say those kind of things are the people I actually want to see collapse on live TV. Chinese. That's my favorite pie right there. So he's assuming he's not going

to get a reaction from that, because it wasn't a joke. He literally just said, people are speculating it's because of the vaccine. I hope they die. Good one. So then one of the idiots starts laughing on top of him setting up his next joke,

and then it always makes Tom laugh, which is awkward to join his high balloon. Yeah, you're right, I am funny. That was a person on a mic or that was a drop. Oh, that was a person on a mic It was a person on a mic making that noise. There's no drops. There's no drops I thought that person at first thought that you were playing it. No, I'm not this is just audio from his show that he puts out That he could edit if he wanted to and make it sound less ridiculous, but he doesn't. Which I know he does edit because first off, every episode is exactly 20 to 10 minutes long. So you know he has to edit for that reason.

But also when he puts out his bestos of the year, he says that there's deleted parts that he puts into the best of that he didn't hear earlier. So anyway, this is the rest of the monologue. Buckle in boys, a Chinese spy balloon flew over the US and Biden went ahead and ordered it to be shot down when it was safe to do so. That would have happened very differently with Trump, who would have hallucinated Pennywise appearing out of nowhere saying, Hey, Donnie, you want another term as president? What the fuck does that mean?

What do Pennywise have to do with that? Yeah, I don't know. He looks like Pennywise. I thought, I mean, I don't know why he would bring that up because he's the one who looks like Pennywise. It was a balloon joke and terrible. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, it just occurred to me.

Pennywise is all about the balloon, I forgot. Okay, yeah, yeah. Jesus, but you would have to see would you would have to not only have seen the movie, but peace that I saw the fucking movie and I didn't even get it. I didn't get it either. All right. Nothing like decoding jokes. You know, all right. Well, let's let's keep going. At least that was almost topical. I'll give them that. It's by balloon things only a few weeks. Oh, that was within. Okay. So that's cool. A Houston man was not charged after he threw a can of white claw at Senator Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros World Series parade. The judge ruled that it's not considered

littering. If you're throwing something at an already established pile of shit. Oh, Oh no. Astros World Series parade. How long ago was that? Eric Zane. Don't they play the World Series and I got to tell them to remember. Early November. Yeah, the early November.

Holy shit. He's come up with jokes for that. You just mad about someone wasting plate clock. I am. Is that your thing? Is that really your thing? No, I'm more of a high noon guy. I was going

to grab one by the high one near me right now. Now I've, I've, I've kicked the white claw, have it. Olden Johns half brother brought a three-pronged trident to court for a case in which he was a defendant. He was denied admission on the grounds that it wasn't the US Capitol. He was visiting following the inauguration. Okay. Oh, no. So a couple of things on this one. Did you know about that story? Eric Sanded, you hear about, no, I haven't heard of it. Me neither. It's, it's not even a story. No one knows about this thing. I had to look it up. It happened back in January. No one even knows about it. And he didn't come with a joke for it. So why

even bring it up? It's a story. No one knows. And you don't have a good joke for it. So why even bring it up? It's a story no one knows and you don't have a good joke for it. So what the fuck are you doing? If he had someone to tell him that these suck, he wouldn't have any jokes right now. He would, he'd be, he'd be old for five. You bring him some good points. All right. Moving on. What else has he got here? Following the inauguration of their new president, Brazilian supporters of their former president, Jair Bolsonaro, storm government buildings and protest. However, unlike January 6, no one was in these buildings when they stormed them figures. Another cheap knockoff of an American concept. Do Brazilians have a lot of cheap knockoffs of American concepts? Is that something they're known for? I can't figure out what's more awkward. The joke or the laughs.

I know because it always comes in late because they're not sure what's over yet. That they're right. Oh, okay. Is this half time or? Yeah. And it's always it's always of the variety of there's a there's a one second pause and then. Yeah. Oh, no.

It's not good. Buzz Aldrin got married again. He's 93 and his new wife is 63. And much like the moon, he's not the first person to leave something of his honor. I suppose it's saying that a 63-year-old woman would have had sex with other people before him, which is also true of a 23-year-old woman or a 33-year-old woman or a 42. What's he going for there? He doesn't know because he's a virgin. I know. I know. It's like most women get married when they're virgins, right? No.

They don't. If he encouraged these people that are giving him the laugh support to actually say what's on their mind, it would actually be funny to hear them go, oh, fuck you. Another good point, Jesus. A woman in Maryland was sentenced to four years in prison because she shot her husband over abuse allegations and the shooting happened at a daycare. She was sentenced to prison at the request of the daycare who noted that the woman didn't say, please, or thank you when she shot her husband.

Fuck off. So I just want to point out that's improper joke structure because it's not a good punchline, but the punchline was didn't say, please, and thank you. You don't put anything at the end of that. You don't have to add more to that that's not funny or relevant when she shot her husband. Like no, no, you already set that part up. So the fact that Tom talks about how he understands joke structure is incorrect. I have another example coming up. Yay.

The Simply Juice Company is facing. The Simply Juice Company is facing a lawsuit because of alleged toxins in their products. Go figure 30 years on and something called OJ is still being accused of killing people. Oh, no. Eric Sades, how does it is hand right now? He can't make it. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, this guy on your show, I'm just I keep picturing that character from Good Morning Vietnam, the Bruno Kirby character.

So bad. He thought he was hot shit and he said the stupid jokes and he sits back in the chair with his arms crossed like, yeah. Uh-huh. Watch out guys. You know, who would be good on this show is Tyler. That's who Todd Myers is on this show is Tyler. That's who time buyers is about these jokes off of you can. Oh, Tom would kill himself because Tyler wouldn't

give him anything. You hear Tom fly out of the window and hit the ground. People are started a boycott, Klondike bars because some of their free March 2022 labels say they're made in Russia. They're no longer made in Russia, but that alone should bring us back those commercials. What would I do for a Klondike bar? Well, I wouldn't invade a sovereign nation or commit genocide. And on that note, on with the show. Now, I have to say Eric, um, there aren't a lot of great jokes that end with commit genocide. Not usually a strong punchline, but, uh, I don't know, he could have made it work. I suppose that was a little tiny boy double punchline. You're right.

Yeah. They're either more funny. So almost like he doesn't have confidence. Yeah. That's what you like. It's in these jokes that he wrote. So then we start off talking to the panel. And this is the most awkward conversation between five people you will ever hear it's spring already. Yeah. It feels like it. It feels like it will in Maryland, it's been unseasonably warm. Like it feels like

half the state left something on like I'm afraid to go outside because like the whole state just might explode. We're gonna like snow on the very next day. Look at us talking about the weather. Oh, you could see outrage at monks, like I did earlier, because I saw them on Facebook and their description said, video creator, you notice something wrong when a Buddhist monk calls himself a video creator. I mean, next thing he'll do is book bank videos and stuff in his face with food. Like, what the heck, you know, there's a lot of people asking. I don't know, like, I'm just just really angry but I'm not allowed to say nothing because you supposed to go

there and meditate and ignore whatever they do. This is going great. I have to talk about the weather please. There it was. Wow. That was fuck. There was so much going on there. My brain was starting to overload.

And then, and then the accent was fucking with me. I thought she's retarded. And then, I was just, all right. Oh, the Jesus. Yeah, that was intense. That's insane. All that happened was he's like, hey, so we're here for the spring edition of, uh, time hours versus the rest of the world. So I was like spring. And they're like, what has been pretty warm? Yeah, it has been pretty mild out there. It's the guys, what the fuck are you doing right now? Thankfully, so I would point it out when we talking about the weather and the podcast

and then in the 80s, it decides that's their time to jump in and talk about something that's on Facebook. Right, that's one of, I hear this a lot on the radio, especially when shows start and they don't really have anywhere to go, like usually it happens in the first segment. Yeah. Hey, welcome to Monday. And then something will trigger something in the other person, which will like what just happened. And then all of a sudden, you've got a 15 minute time swath of actually nothing really being talked about. Right. It's, it's mind numbing. It's so pointless.

And I hear it happen all the time. But at least the people on the radio have to fill time. Like that's their job is to fill time. Tom does not need to fill this time. No one's looking for him to fill. Well, anyone's time. Well, sorry. So let's get into the spicy Kevin McCarthy talk as I mentioned before.

So he's talking about all the votes that it took to make him the speaker of the house. I knew it was going to be bad when the number of votes exceeded the number of cycles my clothes need when my dryer is on the fritz. There were so many votes for speaker of the house that they needed a total of three CVS receipts to record all the vote totals. Okay. Again, improper joke structure. They needed three CVS receipts to count all the votes. To it backwards. Yes, the other way around,

is it actually not a bad joke? A CVS receipts? That's what we can relate to that, right? That wouldn't have been the worst joke ever to explain it to the call. Damn. I don't get any of what you just said. I still don't get it.

What the fuck? Well, the first receipts, huh? The first joke, the first joke is bonkers because for some reason is driers on the fritz so it just takes more time to dry things. I didn't get that. Why is that the case? Yeah, my car's Broncos or takes me even longer to drive to the mall. What? It's just looking around as a parmin while he's riding. Yeah. George Glass. I knew it was gonna be. I know it was going to be a place again, because I don't think Eric's A was picking up. We put it down. No, no, no,

no, no, no, give us a close listen. Let's see if we can figure this out together. I know it was going to be bad when the number of votes exceeded the number of cycles my clothes need when my dryer is on the fritz. There were so many votes for Speaker of the House that they needed a total of three CVS receipts to record all the vote totals. See, Tim, to record all of the vote totals is not the funny part. You can't end with that. It's not on jokes work. Are you figuring this out now?

Absolutely not. You know, the CVS receipts are very long. They have a lot of coupons and offers and shit on them. Yeah. Okay. So that's it. There isn't more to it than that. That's it. Okay. So that's it. That's it. That's it. There isn't more to do with that. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's putting me. I'm sorry. I don't know.

I'm so sorry. How could you not get this joke? Yeah. What's your problem? What's your problem, Eric? I fucking hate jokes. That's why I can't say them. All right. So here we go. Let's send it over to the panel to discuss this Kevin McCarthy thing. Wasn't that exciting? Wasn't that democracy in action? Wasn't that, isn't that what the great American public voted for? I think downing an entire bottle of epicach and just waiting for it to kick in would be better than that. I mean, they are, they've become this just dumpster fire of oppression Olympics don't make fun of Jesus and how fucked up can Margie Green got beat.

Dina, my drop in money and broadcast school has really paid off. I love the look at her face right now. I'm like, what's fucking. It's not like Barney the drunk. Yeah. Yeah. That's just rock top.

Beautiful. Oh, God. So he's describing the Republican party. Did he say special Olympics? I got to hear that again. Dumpster fire of oppression Olympics. oppression Olympics? Yeah, that's what he said.

Those are just these starts with dumpster fire of oppression Olympics. Those are just words. I don't know how Tom fights his paddle, but it's not that he's looking for smart people to join him on the show. All right, so now Tom's going to explain his problem with Kevin McCarthy. He's got a pretty hot take here for us.

As someone who just turned 40, I don't trust someone older than me who has hair that good. It can't, it can't be that natural. I'm sorry. It's just, I'm, I'm shaming someone older than me, but you know, with my increasing age, I'm not going to get a chance to do that that off. So I'm going to keep at it. Where's he bringing up hair again? He brought a pennywise. Let me think about his hair.

I know he's bringing up Kevin McCartney's hair. Stop talking about hair, Tom. Thanks to joke. It's a bad strategy at his part. What do you got against hair? His hair's got somebody gets him? Yeah. I don't know.

Tom versus the rest of his head. No, Eric Zane, you're a smart guy. I want you to listen to this one. I want you to listen to this one very closely. I've been watching to explain this one to me because I have been scratching that all that hair on my head trying to figure out what this is all about. McCartney sounds like he has his nuts cut off so he can have them reattached and have

them cut off again on a regular basis. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. He sounds like he has his nuts cut off so that he can get them reattached so he can get them cut off again. Is he suggesting he's a glutton for punishment? I don't think so. Okay, well that's all I can come up with. Okay, all right, that's something at least.

All I could think of was that it's our detachable penis. That's the only thing I could, yeah, great song. That's the only thing I could think of. Like why would you want to have your nuts chopped off so you can put them on and honey, forget your nuts. Okay, Thank you. Didn't understand that one. All right. Last one I have here. And this is what drives me nuts about this show is that these retards think they're smart.

With people like that, I wonder why I'm wasting my time not trying to scam people. There's so many idiots out there, you know, which money I would make. But instead now I have to be virtuous. I don't know. Why do you think I'm doing this podcast? I'm trying to find as many idiots as possible. And that's basically getting inside their heads and break them.

Ah, hands. I don't think he met it this way, but now that I'm listening back to this, it sounds like Tom is saying, oh, why do they have this podcast? I find as many idiots as possible to be out of my podcast. Yeah, that's how I took it. Yeah, I don't think that's what he met, but it'd be funny if it was. But that woman goes, these people are so stupid. If I weren't so virtuous, I'd be taking advantage of them. Like, you're the dumbest idiot in the world. You're on Tom Myers podcast.

Yeah. What are you talking about? You're not even the star of this show. Yeah, right. I don't even know what your name is. That's not good. I do my research. I don't even know the fuck you are. Anyway, time-mars was the rest of the world's back. I'm excited about that, because I wasn't sure what was going to happen. All right, Eric, we've done so much today. I do want to give a shout out to Douglas Cerillo, who I just saw on Harrison Young's topic

time. All right, Eric, we've done so much today. I do want to give a shout out to Douglas Cerrillo, who I just saw on Harrison Young's topic time. Everyone who listens to who are these podcasts is now a guest on topic time. He's just a digital marketer. Just went out there, fucking hilarious. You got a friend who's, I have a friend Mark, Mark Rawlison, Mark Rawlison who is suggesting I go on there and I didn't really know a lot about it. I go, is it as simple as just wishing it and it will happen? Uh, yeah, it's

it's so you just reach out to him and you can get booked on there. You have a show. You have a reason to go on there. Eric, you should think you'd have fun with the Harrison show is a loosely described as the show. Listen, I got my boy, Harrison's back. All right. Not going to be good for that hairy. I, I'm loosely described as the show. No, that's not true. It all Eric Zayn is Monday through Friday on the Eric Zayn show.

Yes, Carl. Thank you so much for that. Is that, is that my Q to promote myself? Is that what I should do? No, we're done. thank you so much for that. Is that my cue to like promote myself? Is that what I should do? No, we're done. We gotta catch an alley. Okay. We have to catch an alley.

And first, my friend, are you ready for the everyone's favorite game show? Oh, please. All right, let's get to it. Hannah just texted me. She's training her dog. I don't know if she'll be here or not. To do what?

Oh. Oh, give it to your bed partner. Training your dog. I don't know if she'll be here or not to do what Oh Oh, there's Cardiff Cardiff coming in just in time for this we'll get him involved in the show Oh, hello Buddy, I heard the cardiff signal. You did. Wow, that was impressive. Yes. Just in the nick of time.

All right. Let's see. So Cardiff won the last game, which was annoying. Nagel not here today? No. No, Eric had to reschedule you to family thing. Family issue, yes. I'm sorry.

But he'll be on. Yeah, he'll be on. I think probably in a week or something so so the ending will be awkward now The ending of what were these podcasts? No never mind just play. Oh You have a thing for Eric on here. Okay. Oops. Sorry about that. Oh, hi Eric Which Eric it's time for everyone's favorite game show you you dummy Hey, Eric said you have a show and your name is Eric I don't know why this is so confusing for you

Sorry This fucking guy with his help of Steve Really credible all right But I think you kind of catch an alien though Eric. I believe anybody. Okay, let's do it It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unalien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? I think you just like that that Trump here now. Yeah. What? I think I don't think it's always going to win. And I think when he walked down, I think he did either. And I think he was shocked when he walked like kind of but I bet you when they went like this to him and he saw what the fuck was really going on I think

Donald Trump as a man completely changed when he saw what was really going on I don't think he saw everything that's going on. I thought that they chilly everything. Oh, I'm sure but the CIA so corrupt I think that's going on. I thought that they'd surely remember everything. Oh, and I'm sure. But the CIA so corrupt. Oh my God, the NSA so corrupt. Oh my God. CIA.

Listen to that, all of them. But just the little that they did show them. Yeah. I think just flipped them. And really America was number one, because he doesn't need to do this. He's got a beautiful wife, great family, great business. Why in the world would you put your, why in the world would you put yourself through this? Only one reason because you love the country and I think when he saw the little that they showed him it was enough that it clicked

and it was like wow. I think you're a trouble supporter. Yeah I am. Did you vote for him? Yeah I did. First time. Yeah. Second time. Yeah good. Well the second time I couldn't. I got away with it. First time. Okay. Good. I would they gave me a card even with a felony. The second time I couldn't. I got away with it first time. Oh, okay. They gave me a card, even with a felony. The second time I couldn't. I got nails. Well, they shrikened off the second time. You know what I mean? Anybody?

Did he just admit to voter fraud? He just fucking admitted to voter fraud on his own show? Well, that might be the point of the game today. So, I'll continue. My bad ol' you. Oh, no. And this is insane. But if that, if I would my pet only. Oh no. This is insane. But if that, if I would have went in,

what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, and said that I didn't have ID, they probably would have let me vote. B, if I was wearing a disguise, They probably would have let me vote. B. If I was wearing a disguise, I'm sure I could have. He is wearing a disguise. He's a master.

Three. Just pretend by only spoke Spanish. Play Dovotar. Next. Hey, I'm gonna go vote for Biden They would have been like go ahead Lastly never mind I've probably said too much already To catch Wow

Already. To catch. Wow. Unalien. This is a tough one, because I immediately thought it was number one. And then I really wanted it to be number three. And now I'm feeling like the tell that I got from Cardiff out here that it might be number five.

I'm not coming on anymore. I'm gonna go to number five, I'm gonna say that he's, I probably said too much. What do you think, Eric Zane? I agree, that's what I thought as soon as I heard it. Okay. Producer Chris?

I want it to be three of the Spanish ones. Yeah, I do too. I'm gonna stand by that. I know I'm wrong, but that would be amazing though. I wish. Second time I couldn't. I got nails. Listen. Well, they strickened off the second time. Strickened off the second time.

Strickened off the second time. But if that, if I would have went in, I'd beg beg and I would have said hey, I'm gonna go for the forbidden Was the answer wow We know again Go ahead, yeah, you know me you the fuck knows who knows Now you want the bra I like that the guy goes So are you a Trump supporter goes? Yeah, I mean did you vote for Trump? Yeah, no shit Yeah, I voted for someone else

No, I just bought a red hat I just support theory You know everybody needs a little love Vote for him. I never thought of that You kept telling me to I I just, yeah, I guess I forgot. We can vote. I didn't even know we could do that. We knew the fuck knows. Who knows? Now you won the Bravo Miami Housewives,

but you weren't a housewife. You were a friend of a housewife. I was right about housewife. To catch. Unalien. That's all for this week. friend of the house. To catch an alien. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the Trump power. To catch an alien brought to you by. What happens when Eric with a K meets Eric with a C is only one word for it

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What have we done today? We've done mostly everything we could do in my opinion because we checked out the Meta Psychics podcast and M and Liv Who Eric is very attracted to both of those young ladies? I the one with the juicy boobs in particular So gross and the acne over face pretty hot I got so gross. And the acne over face, pretty odd. Howard Stern interviewed Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley

and the other guys from Kiss We're Sitting There too. Tyler gives nothing to Chad Sumock and that's exactly how much he deserves. Bert Kreischer laughs way too hard at everything and it's annoying. Tom Myers has taken on the rest of the world and losing miserably. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

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new favorite game show. Well done, Potato. At the center workshop, Smug John is infuriating. Smug Patty is adorable. He's the best. And Roots Ghost plays us out with. When you all talked about patty sea cups, I thought it was like another big, very disappointed. [♪ Music playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in I did not have a teaser for us today that Howard Stern interview took way more by time than I wanted to. Those freaking interviews take forever to do anything. But we're gonna have Doug from Good Times Great movies on the show. We might do pod gods, which is like a show that talks about Adam Corolla.

I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna do. I gotta look into that. What a tease. I know. That's a tease. I don't even know what's happening. I Wanted to find out. Eric Zane. Thank you so much for joining us from the Eric Zane show. We're working people find your fine program.

Free podcast Monday through Friday wherever you download shows just Eric Zane show podcast. I'm on Twitch as well. Eric Zane live. podcast on Twitch as well. Eric Zane live. Got a Patreon and if you check out Compon Media in the collections, I do a show once a month or so. That's awesome. She's still working with Compon. I'm glad to hear that. You still accume your Cuck. Yes. Oh, I love that. I would watch Anthony having sex with my wife all the time. Now that's a Cuck. This is the guy I know. I know where a cock is. Yes. All right. Eric, do you want to hang out for some voicemails? I would love to.

But my dogs need to go potty. Yep. I had a feeling. All right. Thanks so much for coming on. I really appreciate it. Good to see you, Cardiff, as always. Thank you.

Indeed. I guess before we do voicemails, I guess I should ask cards. Do we have any new reviews? Yes. I'm going to ask cards. I'm going to ask cards. I'm going to ask cards. I'm going to ask cards. I to see you, Cardiff, as always. Thank you. Indeed. Before we do voice mail, I guess I should ask, Eric, do we have any new reviews? Yes, we do have one.

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You would think, yes, but no, what's a one? Is it really? It is, I don't think they got the message. The fuck? You shit on us, you give us five stars! That would be Nick Green. Everybody, find Nick Green. Ha ha ha ha ha.

He spelled girl wrong. Yeah. Nick Green. Yes. All right. Fine. By the way, speaking of the isotopes, the band you've never heard of,

we just got done recording some new tunes that we put up on our YouTube page. You wanna check those out? I'll probably pop one out at the end of this episode. Hey. If you wanna stick around to the end, listen to, uh, I mean- I have an record party.

Yeah. Listen to one of our new tracks from the isotopes. I would rather shit in my hat. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. You know what, Karatef? Yes.

Somebody sent in a voicemail asking about your guitar playing prowess. Oh, thank you. I wonder if it's... I didn't label it so. Oh no, that was from who are these socials. You played that one. I did play it. They wanted us to jam or something.

Oh, yes, yes. There was someone else who asked who was a better guitarist. I'm trying to... Obviously. I'm trying to remember if I still have that on here or not. Well, whatever. Let's just play through it and see what happens. Hmm. Roll the dice. Yeah. Hey, Carl. This is Richard Lucis. I just wanted to tell you that sometime in May, I'm going to be on the History Channel podcast and about a book I wrote so

I'll give you a call when it when I have a definite date, but they interviewed me for it should be good All right, that was good Richard Lucas when you're on the history channel podcast. Please let us know about that we'll be sure to check it out. Hey Carl, Kenny from Canada here. Just found a show that I thought you guys should review. It's called a subreddit surfing. Yeah, and get this. It's hosted by a potato and it's not a guy named Vinny that basically just looks like he wants to eat the potato the whole time.

So yeah, anyway, you should check it out. Don't call me back. Maybe we should check out sub-reddit surfing. See you with the rough two over there. I've seen you in the chat. Yes, I do. I do watch sub-reddit, but you know that. All right. Carl, I don't understand what you're saying. Why should I tell you the corn cob left another two-minute long voice bell? I just I can't play it's too long it's too much sure the voice bells calm I don't understand what your issue is with the parents on the my mommy dreams I mean like they're absolutely normal I mean like

seriously these are average everyday complaints about children they're always complaining and complaining and wanting attention. I have time between my vendors and ignoring them and keeping them locked in a cage. They're the center of the universe, I'm neglecting them all the fucking time. They just keep interrupting my time. I'll keep asking for the key to the cage to get out. I mean, you're 26 years old. Simon, shut the fuck up. All right. Hey, I just had to get that off my chest, you know, seriously, Carl, fuck off. Honestly, that show is no longer putting out new episodes. I feel like this guy could get that thing going again. Yeah. He'd be a good showhouse, bitching about his adult children. I think that'd be good. I'll join in. Yeah. He'd be a good showhouse, bitching about his adult children. Think that'd be good. I'll join in. Yeah. All right.

Dave Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I just found something out. You may know this. You may not. But young got a stock account called Twittiest Police. Yep, he sure does. Huh? Your buddy, come back. Last year, basically, all the account does is praise Stuttering John and take pot shots at you, Shulie, Anthony Cumia,

Casey Armstrong, and he makes the rest like I'll reveal who you're having enough air with to his haters and trolls basically you and Shuley and Anthony and Casey Is insane and anybody that looks at that account knows It's better in John hiding behind the spakes lock account barely he's insane but i guess the silent on the podcast but very active

on twiti it police yes i believe you are correct about that gary really reported wrong news he does does seem like that's a such as that account the other big certain john news I meant to talk about earlier is the fact that he got Casey Armstrong's YouTube channel taken down and he's threatened some type of lawsuit

against Casey Armstrong and Casey, to his credit, responded back with, I know you can't afford an attorney. So what are you talking about? You're gonna get another attorney to do a pro bono suit for you, is that going to happen? You know, over what? Coming soon to Casey's YouTube channel, I will be doing an in-depth interview of him.

Oh, for real? Yes. He's agreed in principle. Fucking Cardiff gets himself involved in goddamn everything. I gotta get going, I gotta dinner with Cardiff. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Also, to take away all of Twidgett Police's power, Carl, why don't you just admit right I gotta get going. I got dinner with Cardiff. Oh, yes. Fair enough.

Also, to take away all of Twitiate Police's power, Carl, why don't you just admit right now that you are having an affair with Trucker Andy, that way you can't hold that over your head anymore. Is that what he's tweeting about? Yes. I will never admit the truth. Never. All right. Take away his power, Carl.

Something I'm talking about, Opie's new debirre show here. Carl, how did you not talking about, OP is new, the beer show here. Carl, how did you not rip on that OP segment of the beer number two for the random ass fucking drum? So he had as a backing track. It was fucking ridiculous. Especially when I forgot the fucking random part, yeah, the guy who pies beer comes in, and it's like,

when it was fucking retarded how did you not rip on him for that of all things that random it's fucking drum solo fucking backing track yet he's christ i always say forty five seconds but that's like the max. You don't have to get to 45 seconds. Yeah, you don't have to pad it.

You can go ahead and just make your point move on. And he made the point. So that drum track, I still understand why that's the theme music. It just made me think of Prince Harry and the new self-hunter. Yes. That's a good point. That's a good point.

But yeah, for some reason, hope we decided to pop it in when the cook showed up. Yeah. And he'll turn around and be like, hey, who's this guy? And also when the cook showed up. Yeah. And he looked at his run and he was like, Hey, who's this guy? And all of a sudden the drums are playing again. There's just a drummer sitting there. Ha ha ha ha.

See, that would have been fun. Well, I think Opie was just being subtly racist. Yeah. Black people like to dance, you know. Hey guys, this is a response to that chick on the last episode, not being able to watch awards shows after 9-11. Yeah, I can identify with that. 9-11 really affected me too. I couldn't wipe my shows after 9-11. Yeah, I can identify with that.

9-11 really affected me too. I couldn't wipe my ass after 9-11. That's been a rough go. It's been a rough go. I've heard of that with a lot of people. So don't feel bad. All right, let's see what else is going on out there. What's up?

Carter? Quite the audience you have here. Yeah, right? Hey, Carl, bring back Gavin from Buffalo. out there what's up kind of quite the audience you have here yeah right hey car bring back Gavin from Buffalo you need to get that go off call me back all right a Gavin from Buffalo call back here is a first for everything wow that that was a little while ago but I did decide that to Gavin so that he got the memo maybe someday he'll come back if he can ever afford a computer or a microphone.

Carl, what the fuck is going on with the show? You're going to change it to who are these high schools? Watch with all the fucking gossip. The soap opera with fucking Shad zoom out. Tyra going on and on about this piece of shit, Ethan Ralph. Remember what I see said? If you've got to be talking about all the people you sound like, oh, bitch! You done. Yeah, well played. Yes, good to ruts in there. All right. Same guy called in three times in a row.

Make us some points, spitting some facts to us. Ethan Ralph is a fat cunt. All right. Point number two. Chad Zumaugh is a fat cunt. Alright, point number two. Chad Zumaugh is a fucking retard. Yes, agreed. There's no joke. That's it, that's the facts. Those are just facts.

Yes, alright, I agree with everything you just said. Check out the big brain on Brad! You're a smart motherfucker, that's right. Hey, Carl. I'm just curious, who's better at guitar? You or Carter? All right, punching out by. That was the question I was looking for.

I didn't write it down. Came in early this morning. What do you think, Cardiff? Who's better at guitar? I challenge you to a guitar off. Oh, guitar off. How does that work? I don't know.

We'll figure it out. You play a lick and then I a figure out what lick you play. What's that movie that has Crossroads is it like good Steve by at the end and he's like oh, I can't play these crazy things like Steve I can play on it. Yeah, I need to say yeah, it's a most unrealistic part of a movie ever Bunker Whoops part of a movie ever yeah be bonkers or yeah whoops all right last uh it's or you Steve buying that scenario or a be bon peak it's hard yeah it's so car you fuck a spick how you doing man it's taco fellow spick I just want to say man I didn't know your

wet-back ass was a Mexican dude That's the old proud of you man. You know what I'm saying, you're making this business proud. Okay, shout out to the other little, other little, little girl, you know, shout out to those fools. Alright, later, dude. I'm glad I found a niche that can never get old. I know, really, it really does not get old. Pogger, my fellow beener.

Thanks for calling in, buddy. Next time, calling and speak Spanish, I'll understand everything you say. We find. See. Yeah, show off. All right, I think I'm going to play Cram It with Walnut's ugly off of the new isotopes record. It's a dance hit sweeping the nation.

So stick around for that. Carter, thanks for coming on. Buddy, people should check out subreddit surfing on the subreddit surfing YouTube channel. Also, May 13th in Potstown, Pennsylvania. I will be featured with the Uncle Rico show live very good So get your tickets now at SoulJules dot com. All right. There's nothing going on in Pennsylvania between now and May 13th So where is that in Pennsylvania Potstown? Yes, it's kind of between Alendale and Philadelphia So again, nothing going on in that area

in the next two months. Okay. Alan Dale or Alan Town? Well, I don't know. I don't know, I get it. All right. Two fillies. So it's like the east side of the state.

Okay. Very good. And of course, live.dick.show, where you can get to take us on April 22nd, or who are these podcasts and the dick show live and filling out? Is that happening that is happening? That's still on that is still on my friend You knew that dick hasn't got my email Go fuck yourselves have a good week

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