Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep391 - PODGODZ
Episode Date: March 9, 2023On this episode we review a podcast that is about podcasts. Sounds like it could get confusing. Nope, they never actually talk about podcasts. Seems like this show has lost its way. Also, the host mig...ht need to call a hotline and talk about it. Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us to talk about the host's deep and dark depression. Then we switch gears to things that are more fun. Chad Zumock and Ray DeVito went at it on MLC, Chad had an incident after the show and conspiracy theories are running wild, Howard Stern finally realizes he's crazy, Bubba interviews Opie about their future as the kings of morning radio, and Cardiff brings another edition of "To Catch An Alien." https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello, everyone.
It's the Cuzz a Roos.
Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
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A man who has met Tony from Hack the Movies, IRL.
It's Doug from Good Times, Great Movies.
What's happened to Doug?
Two times I met him.
Wow.
That's exciting.
I mean, we do live within like 10 miles
of one another. It should have happened more than twice though. I have to say that when
I first met you, you weren't an internet celebrity yet. Oh, it's weird. It's weird.
It seems transformation. Yeah, this, this evolution that's taking place over the past
year. Yeah. To where everyone knows my name. It's amazing. I can't walk down the street anymore.
It's fun watching my friends become celebrities. I'll be honest with you. It's amazing. I can't walk down the street anymore. It's fun watching my friends become celebrities.
I'll be honest with you.
It's very exciting.
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Please. Are you guys going to start reading
the financial feminist? Yes. Yes. Okay. I have a whole audio book. I have not even started
it yet, but I'm planning on it. I don't remember. First listening to Maddox's book and the
first time you guys covered that, it was amazing. I couldn't believe this book. And by the end,
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that was something you guys talking about it anymore. It became such a slog. Yeah. Madness had
enough ideas for about 12 pages and then wrote a 200 page book. But they were stupid ideas.
And it was entertaining at the beginning. Yeah, one of his strong ideas was how much he hates tables.
That was one of the better ones
of the compelling stuff.
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There's been some conversations about it.
You never know.
We're gonna come to Philly
and you're gonna get the fuck out of Philly.
Is that what I'm hearing?
That's, I mean, I didn't say that.
I texted that to you.
I didn't say that loud.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm asking. That's why I'm asking.
That's why I'm asking.
All right. We'll see if I can if I can do some judgment.
I know how important it is for you to have me there.
So I'll do what I can.
Oh, I'm sorry. We met before dog dog. Yes, dog.
Now I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now good to see you. Thanks for coming.
Throwing out my bouts or kissing my pants.
Did you want me to sign the poster?
What do we do?
All right. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star
view and a podcast and then show it all
in the comments section today.
We'll be reviewing a show called Podgods.
This was a suggestion from Doug.
We have both listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
This is a show hosted by superfan Giovanni and Laxdude and why I'll let you start because you have more
clips than I do. I sure do. Yeah, you got a lot going on here. So do you have
anything that sums up the show for you? Okay, so call every time I'm gonna be on
your show, you ask me if there's something I want to cover. And of course, normally
I say no because I don't listen to
shows I dislike and I can't get in discord to see what other people are saying. It's a whole
thing. So what I did this time is I went to our good friend Reddit and I just typed in
worst podcasts ever. And this came up and I saw that it was a podcast about podcasts and
immediately thought that's a terrible idea
to bring to the show.
I listened to about 10 minutes of one episode
and went, this has nothing to do with podcasts.
And these guys are really boring.
Geo is so sad.
Such a sad, depressed individual.
I couldn't stop listening.
I couldn't believe what they were talking about.
They talk, the episode I
clip from was over two hours long. They talk about podcasts for three minutes conservatively. Yeah.
It's it's wild. I was a different episode and they talk about the weather. They talk about movies.
The one guy saw Ant-Man had a lot of issues with it. They go through so much mundane horse shit.
And I thought I was supposed to be about podcast
because the way this show started
was kind of a review of the Adam Corolla show,
I believe, because Super Van Giovanni
is this guy who loves Adam Corolla.
He's archived all the old love line episodes,
all the radio stuff.
And I think that he works with Adam to some degree
when Adam is pulling some of these old clips
or they need this content.
He's kind of the guy they go to so they have an inside track on that show and that's kind of what the show used to be about I think.
But it's kind of morphed into this nonsense and you're right.
The lack of charisma from both of these guys makes this a hard lesson.
These are not interesting people.
No, they don't want to beat,
I think Gio wants to be there.
I'm not sure about Lax, dude, whatever his name is.
Yeah.
I guess they're generating some sort of income
from this, which is why he keeps doing it.
Gio just needs friends, he needs something to do.
It's very clear.
He makes that abundantly clear throughout the episode.
But, start with my clip 21.
This is the show to me.
And like you said, it's just meandering nonsense.
Did you ever watch Dairy Girls?
No.
Okay, it's a bit like that.
Dairy D, R, R, Y, or dairy like milk.
Dairy D, R, Y.
Yeah, so that's like dairy a town or like the last day.
Northern Ireland.
Okay.
Dairy, slashed, London, the London dairy depending on which side of the argument you're on.
So it's much, mostly Irish people in London.
The premise is, starting with carry gold butter, dairy is the name of the dairy gold
butter. Yeah, what's
stay off Google while you're hosting a podcast, please. I don't need you to read all the fucking
top three results. No, the episode I listened to Carl, they talked about they must their day jobs
must be in IT or something to do with computers, but they also just spend their time
modding the computers that they have at home and buying monitors that are really big and expensive. They talk about how to
run chords just how to like zip tie chords together for almost a half hour of the show.
Well, I have a quick clip here that I call spicy chip talk,
and now I'm not talking about Doritos.
7,800, 3D at 3D.
The 7,800 is my favorite chip of that they make.
I've had two.
Or just wait till they have like the double ones
with the extra cash.
Maybe you're right, maybe you're right,
maybe you're right too, that might be a better move.
But I love the 3,800, I love this 5,800.
No!
I didn't realize there's gonna be a this 5,800. NOOOOO!
I didn't realize there was gonna be a tech show, like an IT, Dark, tech show.
And the other problem is, these guys have fallen into a trap.
I talked about it very early on in WATP
before we had an audience.
I said, when all these podcasts,
one of the mistakes they make is they assume
that the audience gets a shit about their personal lives
and the mundane shit that they do day to day.
But it's whole house air conditioning. I already have to pay for half anyway. I pay half Chris
electric bills. These are TV on all day. I pay half everything. I basically subsidize my mom's
existence. I pay for groceries. I pay for everything. So I don't care. I don't care about anything anymore.
Fucking cares. It's bad enough hearing celebrities do that. Yeah. But when you're this. Right.
Yeah, at least Julia Fox was in a movie.
You know, she's gonna fucking talk to you about her
fucking day-to-day activities, but these people are just
nothing.
And I think they used to have content,
and now they've gotten so comfortable that they just sit
down and just like, I saw Aunt Man.
No.
But what?
Lachstood tries to end the. I listened to at least four times.
And one point it really feels like the show is ending.
I looked there's a half hour left to the show.
And after 400 plus episodes, there has to be some sort of format, right?
Like you said, they started with an idea.
I don't know when they abandoned that,
but there's no format or rhyme or reason
for most of the things they're talking about.
Also, they transition to very odd conversations.
They start by talking about the weather on this one episode.
And then it transitions into gun violence talk
for some reason.
I go as far as the extension court goes,
which is basically past her first set of neighbors
who threaten to shoot me in the head.
I don't do their walkways,
I don't wanna be shot in the head.
Are there the rest of it?
So I did that.
Don't you though?
Would it be shot in the head?
Wouldn't be shot in the head, just be sweet relief.
Maybe, but I don't want them to do it.
And also, you know my thing, Lax, dude,
if you're gonna kill me with a gun crime,
I want you to get a shot off in my shoulder,
maybe even graze my face, but not my eyeball,
that just really fucked me up, but I'm still alive.
I'm spitting out my teeth, maybe I'm bleeding out the neck,
and then I wanna pluck your eyes out with my fingers as I die.
So like, as long as I get to do that, I'm happy,
as long as I fucking hate you,
and I get to pluck your fucking eyes out.
That's all I want in life.
This will be funny, this will be a fun conversation
that we're having.
We're having some thought into this.
Yeah, apparently.
It's a little weird transition from
these shuffling out driveways
to talking about how you want to get shot
in the head and gouge someone's eyeballs out.
And this is the thing that I find so fucking annoying
because you live in Philly.
We're up here in Rochester, New York.
Everyone who lives in LA, they move there
because they hate snow.
And it's probably the worst place to live
in the entire United States.
And I'm not, this is not hyperbole on my part.
The amount of violence there is completely out of control.
Violence is legalized in this area.
You can't get anywhere because of the traffic,
the smog, the only thing they have going for them is the weather.
And they keep talking to each other like,
yeah, I know, everything sucks.
It really is fucking brutal.
And I want to kill myself.
But weather's nice, right?
Yeah, weather's good.
And then it fucking stows.
And now they don't know what the fuck to do.
Well, we had a surprising amount of snow.
We got a foot today.
We got a foot.
You're gonna have this amount of snow in that damned if,
there wasn't that amount of snow, which somehow managed to. We got a foot. We're gonna have this amount of snow and then damned if there wasn't that amount of snow
Which somehow managed to surprise me a foot
Yeah, uh, uh, yeah, about ten inches. Yeah, that's probably about what we got to
If you started telling me about ten inches of snow in Philadelphia, you'd be off the show forever
in Philadelphia, you'd be off the show forever. He-he-he-he-he.
Wait, I'm confused, Carl.
Do you know that they're in LA?
Oh, I assume that they work as they're talking about
how much snow they got.
Yeah, that's where Adam's in LA too,
so I assume that they were.
I thought, the guy who sounds like a cartoon character,
I thought he was in Canada.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he talks about Canada.
Oh, that's a doner than they're talking about, he talks about Canada. Oh, they're talking about big snow.
At least in LA, it's an event.
Well, we got snow or something, they opened Canada.
They're talking about snow.
Yeah, let's go back to Chip Talk.
She says it.
Yeah, and I don't even, I don't even think Gio's in LA.
He might be, but play my clip 10 because, as you said,
and one thing you point out about podcasts is geography.
When people in New York or in Manhattan are talking about streets and everything, that's
horrible in LA, it's even worse, those are places people live.
Listen to this Clip 10 when he talks about pushing it to car through the wilderness.
Yeah, it's weird to keep you brought that up because that's what Chris brought up there
the other day of the time.
I had to push her across Slater Avenue, 1244th Street from 85th in Kirkland all the way to essentially
Tom Lake on a back road at Carclican management and like killed me if they weren't paying attention
What's not Manhattan?
I'm sure not on the back roads
I did look it up car. It's about it's about 10 miles outside of Seattle
I'm sure if you're familiar with the Taco Bell right off a two oh two I did look it up car. It's about it's about 10 miles outside of Seattle.
I'm sure if you're familiar with the Taco Bell right off of 202.
It's right down the street from like there's a good will and a Wendy's
right there twice. I'm not that familiar.
Okay. All right. Well, anyway, that's I don't know if he lives there or if this was in his past life
that he had to push a car. But you talked about transitions.
And that's all these guys are doing.
It's transitioning from one topic nobody cares about
to another one.
I did not edit this.
It's going to sound like it, because I think the one guy
loses confidence with his joke and just abruptly stops laughing.
But play my number nine.
He's describing the end of a movie
You're not even my son. I stole you from a star stroller and ran away and they show a scene of her doing that Like the lady just never found out what happened to her kid and this is boy of this man who she's ruined and then she's
dies in her death
Yeah
I was trying to do a surgical strike into Costco this morning. Oh
Wow
Well, we say chemistry so we see on that going for them exactly
You've heard how boring these two assholes are let's take a peek into the theme song that's completely out of place for the show I have my new M.I.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L. Yeah. Not nap time. Right. You think they'd be like, Oh, it's happening. Everybody's got open your ass. The low energy they come in with after
that song plays has such jacked up reviews.
I was reading somebody wrote. We haven't played that in a while. I was like, yeah, you're
right. We haven't played that in a while. Thanks for bringing that up.
I still said that guy ghosted me. When you get ghosted from the jacked up review show
podcast, you know, things are going really well. Yeah. You know what? I was talking about
how you're a celebrity. I take it all back. I forgot about that. That's it. It's my fault.
That's not good. That's it. It's my fault. That's I got it. That's I get it now.
Is many times in my episode, it was proven time and time again,
the geo is a very depressed, sad individual. In my clip,
five, at the very end, I think we get sort of a peak behind the
curtain of how this happened. And his exclamation at the end of this is all extremely telling.
I don't care. I'm probably not going to contribute or do anything. I'm over social media.
I'm over putting myself out in any real way. I probably depression is really not. It's
more of I want therapy and therapy. My main problem is feeling like I'm excluded from
existing, which has been a theme throughout my life that I harp on and see everywhere just because of coincidence and I guess child abuse.
Fun. Yep.
Alright.
That's early in the show too.
I've been talking about therapy a lot lately because Howard Stern had a kiss on and they
talked for half an hour about childhood trauma
and how that affects a 74-year-old man who's a multi-multimillionaire and rock star and it's like I
Think that therapy might be doing more harm than good
I'm starting to think that because I didn't have the world's greatest childhood and I give it zero thoughts
I've moved on and if I had to sit with an asshole, it's like, well, you know, Carl,
maybe you had a bad show yesterday
because you're dead to death.
I'd be like,
I don't wanna think about that.
And I'm a control whether the show's gonna or not.
I'm like, Dan, from 40 years ago,
doesn't even make fucking sense.
No.
Well, I think that Carl,
what you were able to do is get beyond that early in life.
And I don't know how old this geoguy is,
but he's now, actually actually if you play my clip three
It gives you a good sense of where these guys are right now in their personal lives
It's Valentine's Day
Lax dude has a love of his life
But he's not with her because she works a lot and then I don't have that and instead I live with my mom who
It's making my life miserable
and instead I live with my mom who is making my life miserable. That goes on and on about how he wants to murder his mother in this episode.
No, listen, I'm not saying that I have all the answers for how to podcast.
There's certainly people who are better at it than I am, but you will notice.
And you can test this theory.
If you go to any episode I've ever been on, somebody says,
come on, how are you doing? I always say I'm doing awesome.
Things are great. What is going on? If you go to any episode I've ever been on somebody says, how are you doing? I always say I'm doing awesome.
Things are great.
What is going on?
Because that's the whole fucking point of being an entertainment.
Have a little bit of fucking fun, fake it.
Pretend you're having fun, a little bit.
Hey, how you doing today, Carl?
Well, I tried to kill myself last night.
What do you want to talk about?
Also, I have a slight headache.
By the way, I'm sorry to do this. I don't normally
take requests. This is not request hour, but people in the discord are looking for best
modeling tips. And they're right.
You're welcome, guys. Yeah, I think we needed that It's never coming off the board
All right, sorry, I interrupt you there. We're we're going back. Okay, a running theme of this show and a lot of my clips are
the
God I already forgot their names the host who sounds overweight
I'm just reading the titles of your clips suicide sad sack
overweight. I'm just reading the titles of your clips. Suicide sad sack. Fuck my life.
Jesus Christ. The sad sad sack. He makes what he thinks are jokes in his co-host gives him not to play my number seven. I'm glad to hear that. That's what Twitter did.
I mean, by just leave my account. They still let me log in and look at stuff, but I can't contribute.
My favorite thing is to like like something and they won't let me so I was clicking a thousand times
I don't know You can't do it. I'll keep doing it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no your time, sir. As much fun as you're having over there,
not productive.
Yes, this guy is a sad sad, depressed individual,
and all he talks about the horrible things
he chooses to do with his time.
Right.
Which I think is the archive Adam Corolla show.
That's probably not a good use of your time.
Good point.
Yes.
He doesn't get paid.
He says that he pours his own money into doing this.
People on the internet call him an idiot and a loser and he still does it and gets no
joy out of it.
I don't understand.
I like Adam Corolla.
I've always been a fan of Adam Corolla.
But the guy who archives his show us to kill himself, his wife fucking ran out the fucking
door.
It maybe Adam Corolla is not good for people in large dosages, right?
Maybe it's more like I want to week or twice a month kind of podcast to check out.
I mean, if this is the result, then yeah.
Yeah, this is the guy who's the super fan of a comedian and he wants to kill himself.
Oh, I knew it was the favorite comedian and I want to die.
Well, that's not good.
You should mix it up and listen to Sarah Silverman.
Oh, man.
I was on the Drew and Mike show yesterday and I immediately followed Sarah Silverman because
she was interviewing with them because she's doing a live show and it was pretty funny
because Drew was bringing up how people give her shit on Twitter and it was good.
I appreciate it.
The Drew wasn't just like, hey Sarah, you're great like he does
You know she's a problem
All right, nothing is I checked. What else we got here?
If you play my number 12 there were a few times during the two hours
Regio actually got excited about something and it kind of warmed my heart
I do find this such a bizarre humble brag
and Chris you do not need to play the millhouse trap at the end of this clip.
They're like what are you why your breaks don't wear it on I don't tell my throttle the accelerator.
I learned from grand tourism how to drive so I use applied braking and I don't slam my brakes ever
and I barely use them and I use like crazy good gas mileage. I'm such a good driver.
Oh, I told me there was going to be boasting. You got us covered on that one. Yeah.
Congrats. Again, this, this came from the conversation about pushing a car. Then he
talks about how they put the wrong transmission in a car he had when he was 16. This show, the actual show, like the show
proper car. I put my, I put my clips in order of how they appeared in the episode. My
clip 23, I gave you 30 clips, 31, 32, whatever. My clip 23 is when they start the show proper.
You can play it. And again again his coat gives him nothing.
Hey man, first season American Horror Story pretty dope.
And then there's NipTuck season three, pretty dope.
Okay.
Did you say so?
Well, okay, let me get into because they're going to talk about the Ant-Man 3, the movie that just came out and
What I like to do when I watch sci-fi is point out the inconsistencies
They've got to have some consistency and that just bothers me completely with Ant-Man
It's like when you get small does he maintain the size and weight of full-size Ant-Man?
when you get small does he maintain the size and weight of full size ant man? They've gone over that a lot actually.
You're a little bit wrong on this because his daughter was doing that in the movie where she's trying to figure out how to do a punch
because she doesn't have the weight impact or physics.
He's trying to explain to her.
The thing is they've had both.
In episode two, iPhone nine, when each he plays red, he's skeleton like a xylophone.
He strikes the same rib twice in succession.
Yeah, he produces two clearly different tones
I mean what are we to believe that this is some sort of a
Magic xylophone or something boy. I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder
But that's not the only inconsistency in Ant-Man that they have to point out how come sometimes time is
man that they have to point out how come sometimes time is fast in the quantum realm, how come sometimes it isn't? Let's just make a decision and have it be one.
I bet it has to do with the plot and what they're trying to do with the plot.
Did you realize that Paul Rudze superhero? That's stupid. Can we start there? That doesn't make sense.
But these are like the same kind of people who like to complain about back to the future too. Sure. Well, if Biff is now a
multi-millionaire, then he never would have gotten the book in order to go back to 1950. I was like,
it's just a joy. We're just having fun here. It's makefully. It's a phone to makefully,
shall we? It is. And Carl, you had a show show a few episodes back about I Carly and
You asked the question. It's a legitimate question like what adult is listening to a podcast or cares about that
Show at this point in their life. It's made for children
Right, I have to say I agree with you
But also some people that ask that question are these idiots who care about this other stuff that's made for children?
And are you about it to know and like just to listen to people argue about Marvel and
Superman and fucking Star Wars at this point where I'm just like, this is made for children.
Like I watch this stuff too, but I'm not 10 minutes into an episode of The Mandalorian
before they constantly remind me like, oh look at how cute these puppets are. Look at those little robots back there. Pew pew laser beams.
No blood, no sexuality between any characters. This is stuff for kids, people.
I'm a so-to-one season three of Madalorian. I was yelling at the TV. So bad.
That was so stupid. It is made for children. But I had to correct you though. On one thing though, I Carly was made for kids and pedophiles.
Let's not forget that.
It was made by pedophiles for pedophiles.
So some adults do enjoy that program.
Let's not forget.
The right one.
So you brought up a how excited they get about superheroes and things like that the other
guys actually man about it. That's the funny part. He wouldn't see it man. He's like, I
didn't even like it. Okay. Anyway, sorry. That's okay. Play my 25 because here's one more
thing that Gio is so excited about and this really made me sad. The Flash trailer, it's out Super Bowl trailer,
it made me cry uncontrollably.
The Flash trailer made you cry uncontrollably.
Uncontrollably.
Did you tell your therapist that?
Did you fire your therapist after that happened?
Did you bite it out?
Right, exactly.
Oh, if I found myself crying,
like sobbing uncontrollably because I saw Michael Keaton dressed as Batman
Like when I finally calm down it came to I would for the first time my life contemplates suicide
Yeah, and I would encourage it. I get nothing going on. I'd be texting you some pretty awful shit. I'll be handing you a rope
Do you need a step ladder?
Cause I can bring one in from the truck.
If you're all right.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I can keep, I can keep going.
Please go and let me keep going.
Yeah.
All right.
Um, playing my number 20, this is just see,
geoping sad again.
Yeah.
I mean, it's great.
I have this one of the things I try to appreciate about life, like when things like my feet don't work
and my life sucks, everybody's mean to me
and people call me names.
And I got such a terrible person on podcasts.
I'm like, well, at least I could have a computer
that has high capacity storage, it's just kind of cool.
Okay, so back to TV.
There is a series that you should watch.
How to kill yourself?
Nope, she's astute.
Take the vacancy.
Take some time off.
No one will fuck me.
Only shit.
Get confidence, stupid.
What does it mean his feet won't work?
Is this like prediabatic or something?
Sounds like he might be.
I'm not sure.
I can't be sure.
I haven't seen pictures.
Let me play one more
Clip from the Ant-Man discussion. I don't understand why Bill Murray was in the movie
Because people like Bill Murray
That's why you put answers like that movies. Why is there caramel in Snickers bar? I can't figure it out
People like it. It's good
People like it. It's good.
It's like an idiot.
Oh, okay.
And then this is ridiculous because the conversation goes
from Ant-Man to the Disgoss ad nauseam.
They get really into the weeds as you probably notice
from some of these clips.
And then it goes from that to talking about the lab leak.
COVID-19 lab leak.
So maybe I'll be able to buy concessions.
FBI came out and said it's a lab leak now.
I thought the department.
No, no.
That you have to read all of it where they say,
this is a low confidence.
Yeah, I know.
And that was the Department of Energy.
The FBI, I think they said something else.
The low confidence means yes, and it also might have been a bongo, the sentient cat that decided to create and release it.
Well, that's retarded.
What kind of analysis is that?
I'm just going to swing back to 9-11.
I hope so.
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
9-11, dog for Christ's Yeah, that's gonna be fun. 9-11, talk for Christ.
It's the only thing missing.
Yeah, so they get into this lab leak theory
and then this is insane.
But then once the FBI thing was like,
no, the FBI actually released this months ago
and then Christopher Rae's talking about it,
please talk about it on Fox News.
Fuck me, I don't care.
Yeah, although hopefully it will be further used
to crush Elon Musk.
Maybe, uh, did you hear?
I don't know what I can tell you, but I don't see anman last week.
I forgot to mention this in the morning.
I was out walking my dog.
Okay.
It's all over the fucking place.
First off, the guy goes, well, they're saying now's a lab leak.
I don't care.
You should.
I don't know about you, producer Chris, but that whole fucking pandemic lockdown thing
fucked up my life a little bit.
Do my friends do handsome issues with that.
I don't like to know what the fuck happened.
I like to prevent it from happening in the future.
And then he goes, well, I hope it fucks up Elon Musk.
Why would a fuck up Elon Musk?
Do you want people to already hate me with Elon Musk
is China?
I think they're about ready for China.
I think the Adam Crowley fans would be
like a little bit right leaning, but apparently
they are so far from.
These two are not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was brought up time and time again in the episode I listened to.
And like you said, I don't listen to Adam Crowell.
I honestly haven't paid any attention since the man show what off the hair.
Sure.
So, but I assume that he was right leaning
as listeners might be,
but I don't even know why I'm assuming that.
So.
He is.
So, the only funny thing that said in the entire episode
that I listened to, they do an impression of Britney Spears
on social media because they're talking about when Britney Spears
had like the most Twitter followers or something like that.
My pussy's hanging out, y'all.
It's a pretty good impression. I talked to the TV with Jen, I hit y'all. It's pretty good to brush it.
I thought it didn't do a job.
I hit that again for that, maybe, maybe you missed it.
My pulse is hanging out y'all.
Did you think that was Britney Spears?
Cause it wasn't.
I thought it was.
Yeah, no, that's one of the hoes.
That's one of the hoes.
That's Britney Spears.
No, one of the hosts.
I know.
What's it again?
My pulse is hanging out y'all.
Okay.
Now it's funny again.
Thank you.
Thank you, Chef. It's. Now it's funny again. Thank you.
So that all tips is drop people.
We need corporate two other cartoons.
All right.
Doug, I'm concerned that we're going to bore the shit out of our audience with the
show.
Sure.
But I want you to hit whatever else is important on the board here.
Before I don't I have clips that are really long to. Plament number 11. Okay, but there was months of that and it was miserable
and pushing that thing I was like fucking 11 12. Fuck my life. Yeah, maybe they need to like get a new intro theme song.
But that's just something more mellow.
Yeah, melancholy.
Right.
Yeah, this is, listen, we can end this forever.
You want, I honestly, oh, wait, very quickly.
Things that this guy likes, Marvel movies, superhero movies, he uses a word 20, wait, very quickly. Things that this guy likes, Marvel movies, superhero movies.
He uses a word 28.
I matched together a few things.
I think he's using this term a little bit too liberally.
I rewatched new movements.
Okay.
I I loved it before and I was like masterpiece, masterpiece.
I love even more now.
And then I rewatched dark Phoenix. And again, I already thought those are masterpiece. I love it before and I was like masterpiece masterpiece. I love even more now And then I rewatched dark phoenix and again, I already thought those are masterpiece
I love it even more again. I did this probably the best of the X-Men movies. I don't know how first class is amazing to them
And I can't pick first class as a masterpiece
Masterpieces
Masterpieces it's amazing that the fifth, tenth and 11th X-Men movie are masterpieces
It's almost like Richard Christie where everything's his favorite. Oh, no, and 11th X-Men movie are masterpieces.
It's almost like Richard Christie,
where everything's his favorite.
Oh, no, that's also a masterpiece.
Oh, there are masterpieces.
I don't think you'd understand what this means.
No, that works.
No, I love it even more again.
I know.
I thought it was the most amazing thing I've ever made
and then I watched it, and it's actually really great.
After that, just play my 30 real quick.
And then they had a shit on Ant-Man, a quantum media, and how nobody's excited to see it,
already has terrible reviews, which isn't true.
It is true. That is true. I mean, I don't put a ton of stock in Rotten Tomatoes. I understand,
especially older movies or movies that only have like five reviews or something.
Ant-Man has a 47% pretty good new mutants, no masterpiece.
He said that's pretty good, 47%.
Pretty good, pretty good.
That's actually the definition of rock down that.
No, new mutants, new mutants, another masterpiece, 34%.
Okay.
Dark Phoenix, another masterpiece, 22%.
Jesus, okay. All right, so yeah, maybe they shouldn't go by that one,, 22%. Jesus, okay.
All right, so yeah, maybe they shouldn't go by that one.
So pretty good.
Pretty good, pretty good.
Like an OP beer review.
Not, not, not, yeah.
It's not terrible.
I'll trick you out of my, I want that out of my shoe.
Not terrible, a two and a half out of 10.
Yes.
All right, we could close this up.
This, this, I honestly did have fun listening,
because I was just surprised by how much nonsense
there is packed into two hours.
The IT discussion that probably took an hour and a half,
that was really bad, but this wasn't as terrible
as some other shows.
I wouldn't encourage anyone to listen to it.
But for this purpose of this podcast,
it was easy to clip.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I just want to want you to just scare me there for a second.
I just want to want you to bet by like,
it's not that bad.
What's good about it?
I know.
I can't find one thing.
I can't remember that British beer is a pressure, obviously.
It's great, but under that.
No, I'm sorry.
There's just, I've been on here times before where it's been really tough to clip anything because it's boring and
meandering. And at least these idiots have zero chemistry in the most laughable way possible.
Yeah. Nothing to say. You do have one on here that's called cop. I just want to check
with you. We put some time into a compilation. I don't want to skip it. I got about halfway through this episode
and I started to put together cuts of GEO
being unable to speak.
And at this point, I didn't go back to the first hour.
This clip is almost a minute long
so it could have been two minutes of this.
What, who, what, what, where, where do you,
tell me the deep, what are you talking about?
Like, I was like, oh, you know, and then like this.
Like, I did not, I don't.
Is it the one from Chuck Powell?
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bruh
fuck your wife right like what you tell me about Marvel
like it's your magic
ah fuck
and so sick everyone
bruh
or like it's like I don't like it
b****
Ches are probably probably is probably not Adam
it's okay
that I'm getting there too
b****
okay
but yeah so anyways besides that you can't when, okay, when your export times are 75 seconds.
Like, oh, God, it's like, that paid for,
pays for your giz, I don't, that's a shop, man.
So are you saying, Doug, that being able to talk
is a prerequisite for hosting a podcast?
Is that what you're trying to say?
I thought it was.
Oh, you just want to play by the rules, huh? You're one of those guys. I thought it was. But listen, these guys are 420
episodes deep. So I guess it doesn't matter. Holy shit. Not good, guys. Oh, thanks for reminding me about that clip. Yeah, go. When I see, when I see Cobb, I think that what's the take it's a dime. I don't want to rush through anything.
All right.
I have a song parody to play from Seth Burke that came in.
This is called the sandwich.
I'm going to warn people ahead of time.
He didn't cut any of the parts of the song out that he should have instrumental breaks and
throws things like that.
If you know the song, Mousk by Wien,
you might enjoy this more.
If not, you might enjoy it less.
All right, I get enough disclaimers for that.
All right, good thing so. What? Hey, Cockroach, what you got there?
Kind, sir, it's a sandwich I found.
Did you get it from the plate underground that she rotten like she's been sitting around?
Yes, I found it late last night, Smushed between piles of empty cores like a brain-full of the sandwits split up with me.
You take the lettuce and I'll have the bowl of it.
So ridiculous concept when it works for some reason.
Okay. A little roach come walk with me and bring that new found sandwich along that she smell
with like she got mayo.
Anna could you pair her with a nice light logger.
Yes, it makes up more than mayonnaise but I paired with a nice IPA A brink for the sandwich cast unto me
She was expensive I bought
Damn Polone
It's all about a roach in a Polone sandwich but it works
This is the epic instrumental part
It's needed all parody songs
is needed all parenty's eyes.
Okay, well you see the three things that eat the sandwich in my apartment
that like all the little creatures that live off my garbage
and with one faint glance at my
Pios of trash
The sandwich was eaten
By done roaches and ads
There's 30 seconds to go in the song
Coming up after the break I'm gonna do a little thing about this watch. It's so pro man
up after the break. I'm gonna do a little fade out. That's why she's so proud, man.
Very good, Seth Burke. Fantastic. Definitely enjoyed that quite a bit. And you know, normally we do like a cringe of the week in this segment of the show. I don't have a cringe of
the week to bring one. Oh, my God. What a style for the last time. What do you have one I had it in mind didn't,
didn't clip to be continued folks.
Okay, we'll get in next time.
But instead of a crunch of the week,
I have one of the craziest things you'll ever see.
These two guys are streaming from a cafe somewhere
and something crazy happens.
I don't know if you've seen this dog on the
interwebs or not. This is pretty nuts.
It got so quiet in here. How did I?
Jesus.
Alright everyone's okay. Is that what I did?
Everyone's okay. So I just wanna show this again.
They're sitting at like a booth next to the window
and you see an SUV just lose control on the street
and drive directly into the window behind them.
And I don't know why they didn't kill that buff.
I'm actually surprised.
I have questions.
Yeah.
Let's see that again.
Back it up, bless. less because so quiet in here
You know what I just noticed something it hits like a curb or something because you see the bumper fall off
We forward hits the window and must have slowed it down enough
Did it didn't go all the way through?
Is how is the one guy in the, I'm gonna say Viking Jersey, unfazed.
I'm gonna find a sauce.
Non-plossed by this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He must have set this up.
And the fact that this is preceded by it's so quiet in here.
You're right.
You're fucking great.
They probably wanted to go viral.
They probably had to find their buddy driving him to go.
How's that?
Now it's funny. driving him to go.
Now it's funny.
Drive.
It's turning icon.
Were you talking about the Republicans?
I think we're fine. I think we got all the audio on there so now this podcast
this is the situation what the fuck just happened dude so now he's out with
the police but he's still filming he's like this is a viral moment, I'm not. I was on my phone. Missed out of this shit. I'm gonna be posting it on my Instagram.
I'm gonna be posting it on my Instagram.
I'm gonna be taking it because of you.
Hey, I was gonna check out my Instagram,
if you wanna see the funny stuff.
Call me.
So that's fucking nuts.
It's pretty incredible.
Yeah, that's pretty neat.
What will they do next?
I ain't gonna top that one.
Well, this week for the minute air collision.
Oh, he's shit.
Oh, he's shit.
All right, guys, let's talk about what's happened in just the last few days.
Ray DeVito came on. Who are these podcasts?
And we asked him some questions about Chad,
but we mostly just hung with them and we watched some opi stuff and he did, he did find
people were, were for the most part happy with Ray DeVito's appearance. Then I went
and did a race show on the Shuley Network on Monday. And, you know, we talked about basketball
and Chris Rock and Chad Zuma. but anyway, that's not the point.
The point is that Ray DeVito was then back
on Missouri Loves Company yesterday, Tuesday of this week.
And I was actually a little bit surprised.
I thought maybe Kevin would be upset
that Ray is doing my show and has me on his show,
but Kevin likes the drama, obviously,
in the controversy.
So this got interesting.
It's time to mock.
Zoom mock.
Now when I was on Ray's show, he told me that Chad Zumak texted him to say, people said
you bombed on WATP.
And I was like, why would he send that to you?
What was the point of that?
What is he hoping to accomplish by sending you that?
He's like, the thing about chair that I've realized,
he doesn't think things through very well.
He just does stuff.
You know, that's like your friend.
You know, maybe you don't want to be a dick to him.
I don't know, you're a dick to everyone else.
Maybe not to, to Ray.
So Ray's a very,
I'm sorry, but how do you gauge that? How do you gauge bombing on WATP? to him. I don't know. You're to dicked everyone else. Maybe not to to Ray. So Ray is a very
I'm sorry, but how do you gauge that? How do you gauge bombing on W a T P? The only person
I think that's ever bombed is the person we're talking about. Like maybe early Chrissy
mayor, maybe early. True. No, that's it. How can you bomb showing up to sit, you know, for me third mic here.
Yeah, correct.
And we'll get into why he thinks he bombed and all that stuff.
Now, Ray's a very mild mannered guy.
And that's the thing about Ray is that I even saw him
on Redbar with Mike David,
even talking to Redbar, he's like,
hey man, I don't know, I just fronted everyone.
You know, that's kind of like the way he goes through life.
So I was a little surprised when he finally got a chance to talk to Chad. He goes off great once I heard somebody
Oh, I feel it
Great are you okay? Oh, yeah, no, I was sent a clip
Chad you said I'm trying to be you. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm trying to be you. Yes
What am I doing trying to be you? Yeah. Oh my God. I'm trying to be you. Yes. What am I doing trying to be you?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
I'm going to, you know, you call the,
as soon as I get a project meldon,
you call them the very next day.
Patrick, don't reach out to me.
I didn't reach out to you.
I told you yesterday in the show,
you have selective memory.
He reached out to me.
You have selective memory.
I asked you to have a head trauma.
No, dude.
And he reached out to me and asked me if I can ask you to
knock on block among Twitter.
I didn't reach out to him.
He reached out.
He said after the show on Thursday, if you want to do my
pocket, you're the most annoying person ever.
You're the most annoying person.
Yeah, that's what I'm fucking trying to be.
A guy who's talking to everything I do.
I'm fucking about Twitter.
Follow. Yeah, I'm gonna make you draw. I did. You drug addict. I'm y'all
close here. I'm on my show. I'm the fucking closest thing
we'll find you have. I'm the only one that fucking. No,
chads, of course yelling over all of this. So it was making it
very clear. He didn't want Ray's message to get out there. He
doesn't want people hearing what Ray had to say
But I picked up on a few things that he said there he accused Chad of calling a Rochester comedy club to get comics canceled
He said cuz Chad made this claim that Ray DeVille is trying to be him and so Ray is like am I calling clubs again at
Comics canceled am I stealing credit cards am I buying Twitter followers?
He's saying all these things to Chad, which is hilarious.
Of course.
This is why you don't be addicted to your friends.
This is amazing.
I want the one person who might be my friend
to scream at me.
Yeah.
So Ray goes, I'm the closest thing you have to having a front,
Chad.
And Chad, obviously, in his very Chad way, says,
oh, we're not even friends.
Yeah, I barely know you you know barely know you I
barely know you which is insane we'll get more into to that they're gonna come
back around on that but this is the thing we're Chad's on a note to Ray that
said I heard you bombed on w a tp
fucking
really
know you and then you say if I don't want you on social media fucking mute him
fucking
no what are you gonna do what are you gonna do fucking say the facts fucking fucking fucking fucking on me. How about that? You fucking asshole.
Ray's got a great point here.
Yep.
Because the one thing everybody wanted to have happened was the Ray to come out
and shit on Chad's Dubai.
My first question was, is Chad funny?
I was setting up an opportunity for Ray to be the greatest gas staffer on WTP.
Ray's two nights of a guy.
He's like, hey, you know, you know, I've been going with Chad for a long time.
A, he's fine.
And so people are like, oh, that wasn't what I wanted to hear.
So Chad's response is, oh, I heard you bond.
And he's like, dude, the reason why my appearance was this
goes, it could have been this,
because I'm trying to be your fucking friend.
You asked the high road.
Yes, and now pay for it.
Yeah, that's what you got for sticking up for Chad's
U-Box and being a friend.
It's insane. And of course, Chad's just trying to scream over all of this. That's what you get for sticking up for Chad Zubak and being a friend. Come on.
It's insane.
And of course, Chad's just trying to scream over all of this.
And I don't have the video, but what's happening is as they start yelling at each other,
whoever is producing the show is just pulling them off.
And you just see them disappear.
And then they come back out of the way.
They disappear again.
Oh, my God.
So this is Kevin explaining to Chad. This is not how radio works.
Just screaming over the other person.
No, Patrick Melt reached out to me and asked me,
let him call Chad.
If I could fucking,
he'd like to have radio on the block.
He could get fucked at the same time.
Yeah, this is a bad guy.
I'd fight at both of you right now.
Okay, did I ask him to do my podcast?
Yes, but he reached out to me first when I talked talk about me nonstop. It's a. Yeah, A.G.
I tried everyone's manage. Oh, this is obviously the work of Shule trying to get me canceled.
Yeah, it's funny. I thought that was a great point by Kevin. He's like,
don't you know radio works? You can't all be yelling at the same time.
And that's the one thing that Chad claims to be good at is radio.
He was on a radio show for almost three years once.
Whoa.
He held out a job for a bit.
Yeah.
So he claims that he knows that, but he doesn't.
Because he's just screaming nonsense.
He's just making noises so that people can't hear what Ray has to say.
How trodkish he.
Well, this is the fun thing about Chad,
is that he never gets his story straight.
So he always talks about how he doesn't listen to WATP
and he can't even listen and then he fucks up here.
Ray, you're trying to get it my heat,
that's why you keep going on Carl and having schemas.
You're trying to get all my heat
because they're gonna know, they only wanna ask you about me.
That's it.
I never fucking talk about you. I ask you about me. That's it
I Don't act a cool mom
I thought you didn't listen I thought you were told that Ray was very good guys like I hurt you on Carl
Yeah, I know there's another thing thing, by the way, the tapping,
while this is all going on.
So there's another Uncle Rico live show coming up
in Pennsylvania in May,
and Chad was invited to be there.
And the idea was they set up a dunk tank,
people could come up and dunk Chad.
And so Chad doesn't want to do that.
But they keep teasing him, saying, listen,
if you want to go and get paid, he's got dignity.
Yeah, right.
If you want to go and get paid,
you've got to sit there in this duck tank.
Is it full of teetos?
So you're going to, you wish.
So here's more of this contradiction.
And Chad just is fucking up all over the place here.
So anyways, I'm not trying to get you.
I heard you, I heard you on Carl's podcast,
because I don't listen to that piece of shit,
but somebody's like, I heard you on Carl's podcast,
because I don't listen to that.
Whoops.
What?
What's that supposed to mean?
Let's hear that again.
So anyways, I'm not trying to get you.
I heard you, I heard you on Carl's podcast,
because I don't listen to that piece of shit,
but somebody's like, dude, Ray just does this on purpose.
He's trolling and you guys are sitting there lying saying
that that comedy club owner in Rochester's fucking lying
when he said that I snuck on Nikki,
that's not how it works.
Her offer was Shadow Brian who's one of my best friends,
I stayed at his house with her
and it's all, he's fucking lying.
So now here's Chad saying that Mark was lying when he said the chits not kind of the Nikki Glaser show. I will tell you that multiple people
have told me this story is true who work at the comedy club and who work for
the radio station for the Wii show back then who all saw this happen. They all
agree and Mark is a lot of things. He's not a liar. Mark has no reason to go on my who work for the radio station for the Wii show back then, who all saw this happen, they all agree.
And Mark is a lot of things, he's not a liar.
Mark has no reason to go on my show and lie about Chad Zumak.
He doesn't want to piss off comedians.
And Chad's front of the floor in Teenage does the club
all the time, it's like, it doesn't do anything for Mark.
I had a bag of, come on, let's show and tell this to him.
There he is.
He told me in private, I'm like, dude,
you gotta tell this, it's crazy.
So finally he decided to come on and do it.
But it wasn't because he has a vendetta against Chad
or anything, Chad just sucks.
Right. So he told the truth.
And Chad's going on here and saying that he's a liar.
You're a liar.
And you're the liar.
It's an interesting story to tell
because no one would ever stoop to that level
except for this guy.
Correct.
Correct.
That's bananas.
When I heard that that's what he did on that podcast,
even I was like, is that possible?
Like how do you?
How can you even do that?
How do you just show up?
He invented that move.
He did.
This is cool.
And he's choking on his own rage here.
And I just keep thinking,
he's like, I'm never offended.
I'm never mad.
Right.
Never mad.
He never mad. There mad. Never mad.
There's an amazing Photoshop.
That's the last man of the car.
This Photoshop in the discord.
I don't know how they did this so quickly,
but they Photoshop mining Chris's heads
on those two podcasters sitting in the cafe
and the truck has been driven by chance to mine.
That's a hilarious.
All right. So now,
I'm going to go to the cafe and I'm going to go to the cafe and I'm going to go to the cafe and I'm going to go to the cafe. my general G K. Wow. Well done, sir. That's hilarious. All right. So now Chad doubles down after
Ray was trying to give him advice about not shitting on comedy bookers because that's the
other thing too. I think that's what Ray was saying on our show. He's like, I don't know
why Chad would go after him like this. Comedy bookers know each other and they talk and it's just not a good move
to make enemies there. But he's lying. So and you guys are, yeah, yeah, give him advice. You can't
talk shit on bookers. Chad, what are you doing? I just did because he did.
Fucking asshole. Right. It's true. I'll leave. Are we not ready? We're just going to put him on
the screen because there's no time. So I want to point something out here because MLC is doing very well right now and their
whole format is just super chats.
That's the entire format of the show.
They go on there and people give them money to read their comment.
It's almost like there's four people on Mike and then there's 20 people on the show because
you have to read every comment.
They'll put it out and it fucks up the flow.
They're having this conversation.
There's this back and forth.
It's heated.
Ray DeVito fucking shot out of cannon.
Oh, so this guy's got a personality.
He's fucking ready to mix things up.
And Kevin Brennan's like, well, hold on, we got to read these super chats.
All right.
Yeah, I got it.
But don't break the flow of this.
They did multiple times.
Chancelwalk is flipping out.
He's losing his mind,
stop with the super chats,
refund people their money for that day.
It's totally fine.
Like just do just a super chat show in the next
out of the way.
Yeah, read it later.
It's fine.
You can sit there for a second.
Jesus Christ.
So now they're talking about how they want Chad to be in the
dunk tank because he's become the heel
Ray's bringing a paper towels the pencil van you turns it out. Is that true Ray?
I don't know the details of what's if it's a common show I'm doing it if it's sitting in a fucking dunk tank
No, I'm not you're not no you just have to clean up with your yeah
Why don't you go right in the dunk tank Bob?
Doesn't work because people you built a heel thing that Ray is going to want to throw
stuff back you.
Chad by having no career and showing up on the NLC.
I make way more money than you.
I wait.
I wait for way more money than you.
I don't give a shit.
I'm not trying to.
I'm not trying to put that other one back at him.
That's where they think they both off the screen right there.
Look at the middle of the.
Right up. Yeah, they just put him in time. screen. Right there, like in the middle of the mix. Right that up.
Yeah, they just put them in time out.
No, she can't.
They can't right back to the super chats.
So they could read those.
All right, so then,
this is Chad explaining that Ray is a comic,
who copies other comics because that's what comics do,
is that copy comics.
Ray, I don't watch anything you do. I don't follow you. I just, I just, I just, I just, I get you know I'm in one, like, I don't watch anything you do.
I don't follow you.
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, just, I just, you go like I want to be a part of it because they're going to talk about me. Did you pick up on something that Chad said there?
He goes, comics copy Joe. That's what you guys do.
I was like, yeah, I'll use stupid comics and your jokes.
He's finally invented that he's not one.
That's amazing.
He's not part of that club.
Obviously.
All right.
So now, I will have to, I will say I am only here because you do make fun of Chad.
Like that's the only reason I've ever done your show.
Yeah, I know.
It's always, the only reason we have a following
is because Anthony told people to listen to my show
and then we go find Chad.
That's the only thing that we do over here.
I'd W-A-T-P.
So this is how Chad's now gonna define,
because he said to him and Ray aren't friends.
So how does he define friendship?
Ray, if we're such a good, great friends Well, how often do we talk on the phone?
What do we tax? We don't then right? We just know each other. We literally just know each other. That's it
Have you ever crashed in my place Chad? Yeah, yeah, have you ever got on Kevin's
Brennan's podcast because of me
All right, so Chad is a woman. Yeah, well, oh we're friends. How can we never text me? How often do we talk on the phone?
How many talk on the phone?
Where are you gonna wear the podcast tomorrow?
Yeah, what the fuck?
What are the hours do we talk on a Sunday? Yeah, I just picked your Chad out the bad light on his stomach and he don't.
Hey Ray. So I says to Mabel, I says.
Twirling the corner. The fuck is wrong with this guy a lot?
And then after that, he claims that, of course,
I'm a scumbag.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right.
Right, I don't give a fuck about comedy club builders.
They can suck my dick.
And that guy in Rochester can suck my dick
because he was on Carl's podcast, playing to that crowd and lying about me and
that cut Carl that you're on with he's a fucking he's a scumbag he's a come
come you come you come who basically shits on people and that's why my podcast
is blowing the fuck up because there's a lot of people that don't like him at
all. Morty Smith I've never seen Ray special. Is that how you got it? I love that in there because it's just like, they keep fucking up
the flow with these superchance. You know, Chad calls me a scumbag. He says the guy who
books the comedy company, it suck his dick and they're like, $5.00, thanks morning.
Can you guys address what's going on here at all?
No, if I was scumbag, what does that make Chad?
I've never been arrested for stalking anyone.
So if I was scumbag, what level is Chad at?
When Chad refers to his podcast, is this the show that he's talking about?
No, he's talking about his other show.
Well, he has the sit down shows blowing up.
Oh, oh, according to Chad.
Yes.
It's all anyone's talking about.
I had no idea.
I don't know if you realize this,
but everyone hates me now.
And so they're all going to check out Chad
as he goofs at me.
Oh.
And actually, I don't know if you realize this,
but Chad's not good at that.
I had him on my show twice.
He's bad at it.
So it's not a good format for him.
It doesn't work.
I was watching a little bit of him goofing on me
bringing up Anthony Cumia at the comedy show
we did, the stand-up show we did.
And I go up there and I just say a couple of things because it's between comics, you know,
nothing crazy.
And then I go, okay, I'm bringing up our next comic, my friend Anthony Cumian, I bring
him up and Chad Pazie was like, how nervous were you, Carl?
Oh, you're bringing up your idol.
Oh, he must have been so nervous.
I'm like, what kind of projecting is this?
I was like, look nervous.
I wasn't nervous at all.
Yeah, you were breathing heavy or sweating like.
Shake it.
Yeah, chance would have breathed heavy and shakes and sweats.
But he likes to like pretend that other people are nervous.
Like if I was stuttering or stammering or something,
then maybe he'd be like, oh, you nervous.
Look, if I get in front of people and play guitar shooting as I do, and
not be nervous, then you know I could pretty much do anything on stage.
It's not a pretty sight.
Sour sound.
Here's the humility.
I'm explaining that I'm a dork.
Hey, hey, Chad, big fan, longtime crawler, first time listener is what
Carl said about you, true.
Yeah. He's that guy is such a dork.
He's just a nerd.
I love that word.
He's just, he got stuff in a locker and the fact that he sucks up the kumia like he
does is just sad.
Just watch his fucking.
I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
If you're ever on video using jazz hands, then maybe you shouldn't do a show where you
should on people. He was really good.
He was actually friends with Chad.
He's like Rochester Gino.
It's the same thing. Good one boss.
Good one boss.
Good one boss.
Chad when I didn't shit on you, he was cool with it.
He was cool.
He was cool.
He was cool.
He's a cool dude.
I like the guy. Thanks, right? First of all, he's a cool dude. Not was cool. He was cool. He was. He's a cool dude. I like the guy. Thanks, right?
And there's nothing. First of all, he's a cool dude. Not with him. No, there's nothing
cool about that guy. There's no cool dude with. Drunken post gym. Ray. None of us are cool.
That's how we're in comedy. Drunken post gym. Ray just dominated poor chat. He looks shaken.
Isn't it funny that I'm a dork,
but when Chad wanted to come on my show
and was emailing me to come on my show
and looking for different angles to come on my show
and we're got free and hey Carl,
I know this guy you were talking about,
we can come on the show, then it was fine.
But now that he knows we'll never be on our show again.
Now I'm a dork.
Now I'm not gonna podcast, say I can have a dork.
But he does know that you love the carl impression.
I love the fact that he brought it back.
Keeps bringing it back, it's my favorite.
It's pretty good.
It's the best thing he does.
It's pretty good.
Tyler loves it, Taylor, even though Tyler's completely out of it.
Tyler might be my favorite, that's.
Now, that's great.
So according to Chad, he's got us right where he wants us.
This is what this is what he lives for.
I live for this.
I got to put my podcast right.
Just fuck that stop.
I love it.
I've been doing it forever.
I took down fucking Maxwell and Cleveland.
I thought I thought that dude for 15 fucking years, you think I'm going to stop now?
You could Johnny come late, Lees. We haven't heard that in a while. Johnny come late, Lees. Cleveland, I thought that dude for 15 fucking years, you think I'm gonna stop now?
You could Johnny come late, Lee's?
We haven't heard that in a while, Johnny come late, Lee's.
Who's speaking now? I'm the only one I know who the fuck Maxwell is.
Well, I'm just saying that I go, I'll go forever. I'll fight you guys forever. I don't care. 15 fucking years.
You watch the Pat Noth's wall, Chad.
Pat Noth's wall kicked your ass.
And Maxwell House kicked your ass when your dad couldn't get it.
So Chad claims they had this radio rivalry, which wasn't Chad's rivalry, it was Alan Cox,
the Alan Cox show.
The Alan Cox show lives on without Chad Zumak.
It's doing fine.
They didn't need Chad, but he claims he took down Maxwell for somehow, and he's been fighting
for 15 years.
You were on the radio for less than three years.
How are you fighting this guy for 15 years?
Holy shit. He thinks he's fucking Howard Stern. It is how it had I think he was badly
We talk about he is a legend in his own mind and it's scary like there's something actually kind of frightening about Chad Zumak
Oh, yeah, I mean I win. I was never afraid that Stuttering John would do anything.
I was never really afraid that Patty C. Cups would do anything.
There's something wrong with him.
Like when you see videos of him, he looks scary.
Like there's something in his eyes and I would be afraid
to sort of just run into that dude.
Yeah, when I see him or his criminal record, I think,
oh, yeah, this might be bad.
This might end badly.
Someone shooting up a Walmart.
Which one?
The specific Walmart.
Yeah, maybe.
There's something funny that's going on.
People are comparing Chad to Garth Brooks.
They're saying that he looks like Garth Brooks.
And then someone came up with the name Garth Brooks. They're saying that he looks like Garth Brooks and then someone came up with the name
GERTH Brooks, which I think is pretty good. Chris Gaines, wait.
Yeah, see what you did there. All right, so now Chad admits that he's not listen to the reason why. Chad would have made 10K on May 13th, dumb move.
I mean, he offered 10K what?
That's how much you pay so stay.
He's not gonna get 10K anything.
This is another parallel with Southern John.
There's so many parallels.
10,000 is the amount of money that Southern John has mentioned
multiple times, he's gonna get paid that in Japan.
He's mentioned that he said that he had someone
who wanted the rights to his stand up. who's gonna pay him $10,000.
And now Chad's pretending that he's gonna get $10,000
out of the shoelace network for doing a live show
in Pennsylvania.
Is it just comedy baseline?
Is it just stand up baseline?
I guess.
It's not true, but okay.
All right, let's move back that up again.
I mean, he offered me what?
That's how much I'm capable.
Hey, so stay's not going to get 10k anything.
That's all good.
I'm doing I get his turn down.
Shit.
He told me no, he told me to go fuck myself.
What am I going to do?
No, I said, I don't think it was a good move because Kevin's fans were pissed that I was
actually going to consider going.
Wait a second, so Chad just admitted that he's not gonna take a gig
because then the people who like
Mr. Loves Company might turn on him
and he has to keep those people happy.
Dude, you're making your life way more difficult
than it needs to be.
If you're trying to keep up,
Kevin Brennan's fan base, happy,
good luck with that, buddy.
That's fleeting.
That's not gonna last forever no matter what you do
And he thinks these viewers of listeners like him. Yes, he does
Does he know what the show's like? They like to hate them. They like to bust his balls
But I love the idea. He's like yeah, I got off for $10,000 lie to go do the show
But I don't have to do it because that makes so much money lie. And I'm not gonna do it because people
who like Mr. and his company might be mad at me.
True.
That part, that part I agree with.
His concern is touching it, always.
Yeah.
All right, so this is describing Chad's worst nightmare.
Chad, Chad, every time a movie carry
where they drop the blood on her, that's you. So yeah, I'm sissy-spasic. All right, you. Yeah. Every time a movie carry where they dropped a blood on her, that's you.
So, yeah, I'm sissy,
Spasic.
All right, you got me.
While you're on stage, you're going to have a bucket of blood and they're going to
drop it on your head.
And then you're going to be like, all cry in and you're going to be like, forgets
and should have could have saved me.
And, and Jules David could have saved me.
But I believe Bob Levy that he would cut
why they would he would protect me.
They're going to protect you like to they protected fucking sissy spectate.
Yeah, paste, paste.
I get him in stock.
Yeah, fill up moss.
I got through out of sleep.
This is for Chad.
I got a proper mic set up like Bob.
Huh?
We're up to $10 for the microphone.
Look, dude, you guys got to step it up.
That's what I'm saying.
Look at it.
I'm going to. I'm saying. Look at his tree.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
It's March.
He's been talking about Amazon doesn't take that long.
I use Amazon.
And if you're not a prime member,
you should have still gotten the microphone
to stand by now.
I mean, he begged people.
He begged people to join his Patreon
so that he could get this mic.
Where are you people?
Come on.
I mean, it's blowing up.
The numbers are way up.
He's making all this money,
but he still has some bottom microphone.
Reminds me of a beloved chat.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I think that that is his worst nightmare
that he shows up to one of these shows
live in front of an audience,
and they all goof on him to his face.
Yeah.
And he realizes he's not part of the cool crew.
And that's when Doug's prophecy comes true and he goes ballistic.
Yes.
That's the end of Kerry.
He burns them all.
He kills every once in that gymnasium.
Yeah.
So you have the last laugh on this one.
Jim's like, yeah, we'll be like Kerry actually.
That was your question.
And he walks out the door and doesn't podcast.
All right, this is the last clip that I pulled when I was watching the show yesterday.
And there's a rumor being started about me.
That's not true.
Charlie Carl suing you for defamation.
What?
I had his car really suing you for defamation.
Shut up, Gina.
That's a dog.
Yeah.
He, he, he on.
How far your wife that.
She doesn't tell you.
Listen.
Why is he suing you?
Who said this?
I don't know.
It's breaking news.
I don't know.
I'm going to be suing you.
Probably because of the kootie as Cox on my Patreon. But don't, everybody It's breaking news. I don't know. Somebody be suing you probably because of the cooties cocks on my Patreon, but don't
don't everybody makes fun of every.
This is why we're in comedy, so we don't sue people.
Yeah, I'm not suing anyone.
That would be ridiculous.
Oh, me, I'm going to sue you because of cooties cocks on Patreon.
Oh, no, 100 people here.
I'm not very good at podcasting.
Oh, no.
How do you carry on?
Fucking retired. There's no, there's no lawsuit podcasting. Oh no. How do you carry on? Fucking retired.
There's no lawsuit, guys.
Trust me, no season to say so, no lawsuit.
You didn't reach out to Michael Polpok for this one.
I did, no, I don't play that game.
So you guys don't have to worry about that.
All right, I am going to fast forward to the way
that this show ended yesterday.
Because this is where the plot twists happens. Please, please don't
let it be with the gunshot. This is where the plot twist begins. Oh, and SUV drives through the,
oh, no, that's a different video. Oh, this is dude, somebody just sent me a DM on Instagram
and they're outside my house
They just took a photo of the outside of my house hold on me. This is fucking
Probably to fucking teach the guy who's getting swatted by that that do that's what it leave me no
You can't that'll take a picture and send yeah, I don't like this. I don't like this shit
TV look 499 Ray calls his ex roommate an actual picture and send it. Yeah, I don't like this. I don't like this shit. TV, Luke 499, Ray calls his ex roommate
and acts what murder and I say,
keep it down.
We might be hearing a gunshot soon.
He's trying to get under the bed.
Fucking crazy.
He gets the creepiest shit.
Dude, it's not easy being a fucking mud shark.
This what happens when you're a mud shark. That's why it's not cool being a fucking mud shark. This what happens when you're a
mud shark. That's why it's not cool to be in the mud shark business. Morty Smith, I
guess he should have paid what? Jack, what happened out there? Dude, I might have to go.
I might have to call a police. Why? Chad, what is it? What is a picture look like? Because
you could just, you could just take a screenshot off of Google Earth and make it look like you're outside somebody's house.
It's literally my cars in it, everything.
It's fucking you.
Yeah, it's like, it's not like a, it's not like a satellite thing at all.
Did you open a door?
Yeah, I looked at, I looked all around.
What are they saying?
What are they saying that DM?
Yeah, that's important.
We're outside your house.
Don't fuck around.
And it was a photo, literally a photo.
And it's come in the Instagram account is,
it's like, that's the only thing they have.
I got to call the police.
So I got to go.
Can you call the police?
I'm the air.
Yeah, call my hand.
This is like, let me just, this is,
this is real life shit.
It's real life shit.
All right, all right.
I'm not freaked out.
I gotta go.
Okay, I was like, oh, you got a death threat?
Can we do that as a bit?
I'm gonna love that.
Gotta love, gotta make it sweet.
God, how many likes we got?
All right.
All right, so that's how this ended around 6 p.m.
yesterday, Eastern time.
Fast forward to 3.30 a.m.
So this is later on that night Yesterday, Eastern time, fast forward to 3.30 AM.
So this is later on that night into the next day.
Chad has not slept yet though. And he comes on, does an emergency livestream.
Oh, Jesus.
I did.
What I do every day, I do everything,
I walk around my neighborhood.
All right, so people who aren't watching
One of Chad's eyes is closed shut and bruised. It is it is it got hit pretty hard. It looks like and
He's very disheveled his hair is all over the place
You'll notice that he's very dirty like underneath his nose. I don't know. It's a bruise or it's just... That's because half his face is shaved.
The other half is...
That's what it looks like, but I don't think that's the case.
Maybe it is, I don't know.
But you're also gonna notice that when he puts his arms up
and stuff, like he's very dirty,
he hasn't washed his hands or his arms or anything like that.
These are just observations I have.
We can discuss it, but let's check this out here.
What I do every day, I do everything,
I walk around my neighborhood, and then I get jumped What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? Look at this, motherfuckers. This is not an act.
This is not WWE rustling.
This is real life shit.
This is real life shit.
And I'm walking that fucking walk.
I got jumped by two dudes
while I was walking around my neighborhood today.
All right. So first off, obviously,
I'm not wishing violence on anyone.
I'm not happy that Chad looks like got beat up here.
And it's certainly not a good thing.
I highly doubt that people who like Anthony Cumia
would beat up Chad.
Anthony doesn't seem to give a fuck about Chad.
He doesn't bring him up ever.
Chad's been going after Anthony pretty hard lately,
and Anthony has better things to worry about.
He doesn't care.
So it doesn't make any sense to me.
I don't know if he's claiming that he's hired these people.
And I wanna make this clear too, Doug.
W-A-T-P does not have a Goons budget, all right?
We bought microphones, a computer for producer Chris,
some posters, no money for Goons in our budget this year.
Yeah.
So has anybody say,
so that's responsible for this?
It does seem like, and I'm just pointing this out
and Chad forgive me, I don't know what actually happened,
but when you cry wolf over and over and over again,
when something bad really happens to you,
people assume you're full of shit.
And most of the shit I've been reading on the internet today,
and I've been reading quite a bit,
is that people are calling him,
Jussie Zuma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chantz, boy.
Oh man.
Yeah.
Because it seems like a very similar story.
These guys come in and rough him up,
and they're like, yeah, don't fuck with Anthony Kumya.
Anthony said to us, he's like, what?
Why would they say that?
They'd make fucking sense.
If they did like Anthony, okay,
let's say this actually happened.
These would not be Anthony fans
because they wouldn't brought up his team.
Right.
Right?
Because they wouldn't want to get
Anthony trouble front of the ship.
So that doesn't make any sense.
But, all right, let's keep going
because I get drugged into this for some reason.
Dracked drugged.
Depends. You're you're a college professor.
Dracked. It's dragged. Thank you.
I mean, I said I get drugged, but this is right.
Don't fuck with Kumiya.
Tomorrow night, well technically today, tonight,
I'll be doing the same fucking walk
that I've been doing the same three years.
See, that statement right there leads me
to believe that he's lying.
This whole thing was just like,
yeah, you want to fuck up my nightly routine
by beating the shit out of me?
Well, fuck that.
I'm still going to do the exact same stuff.
It's like, I would actually take a night off.
If I thought people were trying to physically harm me,
it makes me think something else happened.
Yeah.
So he's saying he got beat up at 11.30.
This is four hours after that.
Right.
He decides to get online, still disheveled.
We just got back from the hospital.
Talk about that.
Oh, we did.
Okay.
But that's why I brought up the fact that he's not even baits.
You'll see his arm, his fingers, everything.
It's dirty.
Like he's at least like wash up or something.
If you went to the hospital, that's weird.
Anyway.
It's not changing.
I'm not a bitch.
I'm not running from this motherfuckers.
Komiya, get the fuck out of here.
You're fake ass mafia.
Keep doing your shit.
I just got back from the hospital.
Literally just got back from the hospital.
I'm fucked up right now, dude.
I am fucked up.
I thought that was the video.
There was another video I saw from this where he literally blames myself, Aaron from
SteelTow in Anthony Comeo for doing this to him, which the people who supposedly beat
him up didn't say anything about where these podcasts.
I don't know why I'm getting pulled into this mask and I've never encouraged any type of
violence towards anyone.
This is a, yeah, this is a fun, happy road show that we do.
This is crazy.
Oh, so glad you didn't know about this.
No idea.
I didn't know where this was going.
I'm glad I walked in not knowing. That is dirty face Hitler mustache. It's such,
it's a, it's a, it's a look that matches his alt-right haircut. So, now, Chad is not a tall guy,
and I have to say this is literally punching down. Whoever did this, not cool. I appreciate
that. And guys, bad news. Chad's getting punched in serons just lapsed.
So he doesn't even have getting punched in serons.
I'm sure he's gonna need help paying these hospital bills.
I'm a rookie mistake.
That'll be the next thing that comes up.
Garrett fucking teased.
So I don't know, we'll follow this.
I'm sure he'll be on MLC.
That's what happened with glasses.
You know, it's glasses seem to be in really good shape.
Well, those are reading glasses.
The only reason when he's doing the show.
Oh, okay.
All right.
So it makes sense that you know, usually when he's walking
around on the screen, it's not where I'm at.
I'm not trying to poke holes in his story
or anything like that, but I'm there.
There might be some holes to poke.
Okay.
Yeah, I believe he got jumped, but I think it was by one
of his neighbors that has to listen to him live stream all the fucking time
Just had it. There's a lot of possibilities here because Chad's obnoxious. I don't think he would argue with that
So the fact that he got beat up by someone is not out of the realm of possibility that he deserved it
And I'm not saying that he did. I don't know what happened
All I know is that the liar total story that I believe
Yeah, go figure, you know, let's go to that goes. And yeah, I love you, I'm bringing up,
and I'm looking in the chat right now.
I'm gonna bring it up, like everyone has a fucking ring light now.
So if this happened in this nice,
quiet neighborhood that he walks around in,
there would be fun to jump it somewhere.
So we'll see.
Also some hospital records are police records.
A police report is another thing
that people are interested in.
Eric Zayn was all over that today.
It's like, I need a foyer request.
Like, what the fuck?
What's the police report saying?
Does the same as jump by two guys
that yelled, long of Anthony Cumia,
or what's going on?
Yeah.
We need to know what the story is.
Again, I don't think he thought this through.
And I don't think it's going to end well.
Well, things don't normally end well when it comes to chats.
So we'll see, man, I hope he gets better
and I'm sorry to see that whatever happened happened,
that sucks, not a good thing.
And then I hope this isn't some sort of insane grift
because that is what kind of brought down
Stuttering John, like after that hole,
trying to get, oh oh cancer and blah blah blah
like that was kind of the end of him. Yes. Yeah. I mean that was one of the things that
what he was downfall. And yeah. Chad has tried pulling these types of grips before we've
seen it many times and when it doesn't get traction you just kind of let it go. So we'll
see what kind of traction this one gets. We forgot about the airport thing. Oh yeah.
The car crash, the airport.
He had his buddy got in a car crash back in Cleveland
and he was trying to raise money for him,
but donate to a Patreon for a dollar
and that will help them pay the bills
because their insurance hit it lapsed at that time.
They had a young kid.
Like he's bad at this trying to grift people thing.
Here's my advice to Chad,
and maybe this is what he was thinking.
It's easier to get money out of people
when you actually have an audience.
He's always trying to grift
without having an audience first.
All right, now maybe he's getting some people
watching his show, he's doing the kumiakak's thing
and stuff.
Maybe this he saw, this is his spot.
Like, all right, enough people watching now,
I can try to get some money out of people.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'll spend what can make that splash.
You know, petty backups has been trying to do it
for years and years.
Just try and get some attention.
Try and blow up.
If I had a guess,
if I had to guess,
this is wild speculation on my part.
And if Chad hears it,
it'll probably be very upset with me.
My guess would be Chad either gotten to a fight with someone and got beat up or had some type of spill or an accident and decided I am going to use this to try to paint the people who don't like
me in a negative light. You know, he saw this as an opportunity to go, oh, I can blame this on Anthony
Kumia. And then more people will take my side and things. I think it's got a backfire.
If there's one thing I know about Chad, it's that he can get a little mouthy and some people
don't like that. Yeah. Yeah. No shit. So I mean, if he's texting his buddy Bob Levy,
then he wants him to die when I was hanging out with Bob in the green room at
Dabblecon.
What do you think he's saying to strangers?
Or people he doesn't like.
There's a bit of a knee jerk.
I can only imagine this guy is saying to people.
Hey, I want to give a quick update on Howard Stern.
I actually played these clips on the Drew and Mike show yesterday, but I wanted to get
an update for everyone else who listens to this show because Howard Stern
had Dr. Aegis on his show last week.
Now it's funny about this.
Dr. Aegis is been on Stern many times.
And Dr. Aegis has this way of getting in with celebrities.
Steven Spielberg funded his whole operation
when he moved out to LA.
He's an oncologist.
Seems to be a smart guy.
He's written a lot of books.
I've heard how we're talking about him for decades. I mean, bought one of Dr. Aegis's books oncologist. Seems to be a smart guy. He's written a lot of books. I've heard how we're talking about them for decades.
I mean, bought one of Dr. Ages' books over this.
Well, this new book, these promoting on the Stern Show,
turns out they discovered over 95 pages were plagiarized,
something directly from Wikipedia.
So we got pulled by the publisher
before and everyone on sale.
So that's not good.
I wonder if Howard will address this.
He's off this week.
But what's crazy here is they start talking about COVID and Howard has some interesting
revelations and it starts with Dr. Agas talking about how COVID's over.
But they were poor practices and those poor practices led to the virus getting out and,
obviously, we had a hell of a three years. And for most of the country, it's over for you.
I know it's still ongoing.
And well, yeah, it is.
You specifically, yeah, sorry.
No, no, I mean, he's going to look at it.
I mean, it's over now, but one, I mean, Howard,
I know that you are still suffering
and hiding in your house and present company excluded.
Right. Yeah.
You're torturing your poor wife,
who just wants to go out with their friends
and be noticed and go on TV and stuff. So how are we talking to a physician who we respect?
And the physician is saying COVID's over. So I think how it's finally coming to grips with this,
maybe. Listen, I'm still living a life with this COVID and I've called you many times off the year.
I'm still afraid of getting it.
I'm still locked up in my house.
But you know, I mean, maybe I should just go out, fuck it.
No more masks.
Go to restaurants, do everything and just get the fucking thing already.
I mean, I know enough people who've had it.
I am inoculated, I'm vaccinated.
Maybe I should just go get it because this is getting crazy.
I mean, I don't want anyone coming over.
I test everyone who comes over.
Maybe I'm being too cautious.
Hello, exactly.
It's weird to hear him kind of,
it sounds like he's processing this all in real time.
I could be wrong about that, but he's going,
yeah, you know, everyone else is going out and doing stuff
and maybe if I go out, I will get COVID
and it's not a big deal.
And I just need to fucking live my life again.
Yeah, it's refreshing to hear, but it takes the piss out
of us making fun of them for it.
So I don't like that.
But Carl, you said that wrong.
And Howard says it in such a weird way.
He says, maybe I should just go out and get it.
As though that is definitely going to happen,
if he interacts with anyone other than a pile of cats,
isn't it funny?
He talks about how he's vaccinated and boosted
and double boosted, and he's like,
but if I go outside, I'm still gonna get it.
What's the little we're doing?
Then what's the point of any of this then?
I actively tried to get it.
I couldn't.
Right, I know.
No, I was gonna say, I know people that have had it. I haven't or maybe I did to such a degree that I didn't know I had
it or something like that. But I mean, three plus years, I haven't gotten it. How are
do you can go out? You can live your life. You can interact with people. And you could
still possibly not get it. That is still a chance. I'm surprised you said that because honestly, I don't think I know anyone who hasn't had COVID,
I guess I do now. But Dr. Agas explains this and how it is shocked by this information.
So 95% of the country has had COVID already and obviously the significant portion of the
country has been vaccinated. So 95% have had COVID in addition to the vaccines.
Is that true? 95% of the COVID in addition to the vaccines. Is that true? That's a very high percentage.
Yes, 95% of the country by the current studies of that COVID.
So in March, they did a study, you're going to love this, as they looked at the combined
wastewater of airplanes.
And they said people coming into the United States, how many of these flights had COVID?
81% did in March.
That number is down to around 9% now. So the
incidence of COVID around is going down and we know that we all have immunity.
So I think you was talking about last March compared to right now. And it's way down.
This isn't so much of a threat anymore. Almost every virtually every single person in the
United States has had COVID. And that's where Howard's like,
wait, really?
Like, yes, it's not gonna be a fucking deal.
I'm not good at math, but I guess Howard
started an eye makeup five percent of the country.
Yeah, I think you guys wrote this sample size.
That's how they came to that conclusion.
So this is again, Howard realizing that it's time to get out of the house.
So if you got it, you get a bad cold at most.
But you just get out of the personal decision.
What am I going to do?
I mean, this is crazy.
I got to start living my life again.
I'm living in total paranoia.
You're running around.
I know you're playing tennis.
You're going out to dinner.
You're not restricting yourself.
You're on planes, right? And you're not out to dinner, you're not restricting yourself, you're on planes, right?
And you're not wearing a mask, you're, you're not restricting yourself.
Right.
Howard.
Nobody is wearing a mask on planes anymore.
It's over.
We've all moved out.
It's time to get out and live rough.
And actually Robin right here brings up a really good point, which is surprising.
What?
I know.
But she even says that like the fact that it hasn't had any exposure to any pathogens for
three years now hasn't had a cold or a flu or anything, it's actually bad for his immune
system.
And it was more susceptible to getting something.
Yeah.
He's going to die.
He's going to go out, interact with people and get some disease.
Would that be so fair?
Yeah.
Probably get TB or something.
So, yeah, so, so I'm like, I have scarlet fever.
I got the plague.
Fuck.
I knew I should knock on out.
So now this is the last clip I have.
And Howard brings up a name that I'm surprised
comes out of Howard's own mouth.
But this is a personal decision.
I can't force you to do anything else. Well, I gotta go out. I'm surprised comes out of Howard's own mouth. Um, but this is a personal decision. I can't force you to do anything.
Well, I got to go out.
I'm turning into Howard Hughes.
I got to get my shit together.
I bet I just got to get over it and go and that's it.
I mean, what about long COVID?
I shouldn't worry about that long term COVID.
Yeah.
See, that's the other thing.
So it's, it's, it's fascinating that he brings up Howard.
He is because I think he's, I think he's heard enough from enough people.
Now it's like, Howard, this is bad.
This is like, he's been in therapy for decades. This is what I'm saying. I don't think therapy works
This guy praises therapy. He's got the meditation thing going on and he sucks in life. He's having a miserable go at it
I'm sure this is from our search show. This does not sound like him at all this I know this sounds like somebody fed this into an AI
Simulator or something like that because there's no way how I know. This sounds like somebody fed this into an AI simulator or something like that because
there's no way how people have been pleading with him and suddenly a doctor who forged a book came
on it and he's pretty much around. This is before he knew that he plagiarized the book.
That's still, I know. This is wild. That these words, things that fans of his, you, a ton of other
people have been saying verbatim.
Like you've said this exact same stuff.
Wouldn't it be crazy if he just did this or said this and he's finally saving it,
saying this is really straight.
Well, the one thing he's been holding on to is the Wong COVID thing.
And that's the one thing he was like, when he was pleading with Beth when they went out
and they actually got dinner with their celebrity friends or a list friends, he's like, yeah, but what if I ended up getting along COVID and then blah, blah. So
the yes to bring that up to Dr. Ains. And that's it. I mean, what about long COVID? I shouldn't worry
about that long term COVID. People who were vaccinated like you fully vaccinated, the incidents of long
term COVID is very, very low. Yes, Howard. How old is Howard Stone? 69?
I think.
What's long term?
When you're that age, when you're pushing stone.
Well, it's deadlift in 99 and his mom's like 95 or 96.
So Howard's gonna be one of those guys
who doesn't live a life but lives forever.
Yep.
Just tucked away somewhere.
So anyway, thank goodness. It seems like Howard's
figured out. And this is what I was talking about with Drew yesterday. And Mark is how
would it have spent so much time? Almost every Monday, people come back. He finds out that
oh, Gary went to a ball game or JD went to a wedding or Ronnie was out at the casino and he immediately
asked to be like, we try to kill yourself, we try to kill everyone.
What are you doing?
You're going out to a ball game.
When you're crazy, it's like, is he going to apologize for being in nutcase now that
he realizes that what?
No.
Definitely not.
Wow.
Definitely not.
He'll never see the error in his ways.
You know, for sure. You fools just kept living your lives.
Yeah, suckers.
Damn idiots.
All right, guys, I got a quick thing here that we have to hit because
and I want to thank Joseph Rocha or Racha for bringing this to my attention.
Bubble the love sponge, who I guess still does a show.
Wow.
Hold Opie out of the blue. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh So they're talking about why satellite radio was in doing well.
They just serious, like I'm just announced, they're laying off 8% of their workforce,
which I believe is around 500 people.
And as they're having this conversation, what I want you guys to key in on here is not
what they're talking about.
Look at how bored everyone who works for Bubba is of this conversation.
So if you're not watching, there's four panels, there's four different
people, Bubba's in the upper left hand corner, then you got all three other people have microphones.
I don't know what their jobs are, what their roles are in the show, but just look at their
facial expressions and their posture and their body language.
Excuse me, I'm like podcast feed, Opie video but i'd break down the whole reason why
satellites in deep trouble and and i do want to tell you perk you know
life here as well
ignored the podcaster just like regular radio ignored
satellite radio when it was coming
and and and and i don't i just don't understand there's still
and you talk about the celebrity what deal?
Two things to that.
It looked like their screens were frozen,
except for there's like a TV in the back on them.
That one woman is using the microphone
to keep her head falling into the desk in front of her.
I thought it was a mannequin with a wig on.
That woman is not moving at all.
These people hate their lives.
This is the bump of show, guys, you're on camera.
Smile.
It's like, oh, please have the phone.
Yeah, and this is great.
Let's talk to Hopi.
No, they couldn't be having less fun.
Yeah, they looked like the dudes in a van
when someone's wired on a show with a sting,
waiting, smoking cigarettes all night long.
I was gonna go out for hours,
I'm gonna fuck it up, everybody.
You wanna get take out?
Okay.
All right, so now Bubba explains
what he's doing in podcasting here.
No, whole big podcasting facade in itself.
There's very few people,
and I'm dabbling in it a little bit as well.
I think what?
What?
Bubba's dabbling in podcasting. Everyone's getting into dabbling in. I think what? What? What was that? I was definitely gonna find that thing.
Everyone's getting into dab, like a handheld dabble, too.
Oh, he's at the dabble verse.
We got like five and a half million total downloads.
We get about, you know, 175,000, I mean,
I'll tell people my fucking numbers.
I don't care.
Like 175 or 200,000 downloads a month.
And it doesn't, I mean, it doesn't pay that much fucking money
so everybody has this biggest not everybody's making Joe very little are making Joe Rogan type money
well I guess only Joe Rogan's making Joe Rogan money and the rest of us are making you know if you if some if some
schlep can pull in three four grand a month on his podcast he's killing it I guess we're killing it that
woman has not moved.
She has not blinked. She's miserable.
There's no lights out in there. That's how you know, these are radio guys trying to do a video.
Show them no idea. Someone cut some air holes in her.
Showroom, please.
This is insane because what happens every time bubble and opi have a conversation is they
talk about teaming up and getting back on serious XM.
I got to tell you, you're polarizing and I'm polarizing and can you imagine if and I would
say this to Anthony as well, just in full disclosure, okay?
Can you imagine if they had, I don't know if you two could ever play nice together, probably
not.
But can you imagine if they had a combination of us in some way, shape or form, whether
it be me and you, me and him, us three, I don't give a fuck.
But if they had that, because had that in the works, you know, one year before Howard's
done, they start rolling us out or having us, you know, one year before Howard's done,
they start rolling us out or having us,
you know, we know we're gonna do it.
They would be able to,
they need to worry about where Howard's people
are gonna go because they don't have anything right now.
So I'm listening, God love Jim and Sam.
I mean, I'd listen, you know, God bless them,
but they are not as good as we are.
I'm just saying it, they're not.
Now, Opie's gonna agree with that, don't worry.
Whoa.
If you're worried, Opie's gonna be like,
whoa, whoa, those are my friends over there.
I wouldn't say that.
Now, Opie agrees wholeheartedly.
I love this idea.
In Bubba's mind,
Syrius XM is gonna bring back Opie and Anthony and Bubba.
Why?
First up.
Yeah.
OP and Anthony, in some ways they have a bigger following now
because there's all these clips on YouTube
people are discovering them for the first time.
There's all these people who would tune into that
who weren't even listeners back in the day.
And then there's all these people like us who love this show
and they got back together.
We would tune in and be excited about that.
But both Greg OP Hughes and Anthony Kumia are not even allowed in the building. They both been
banned from the building. Anthony because he tweeted things and hope he
was filming someone taking a shit. They're not even allowed in the building and
the bump is going, why don't I team up with you two guys who are even allowed
in the building and we start a morning show that takes over for Howard when he
leaves. Yeah. Well, this is great. He says two things which are amazing. The one is again,
could you imagine if YouTube got back together, maybe I'm involved somehow,
maybe I can climb onto this. And the other thing is, what's going to happen to
Howard's people? These three fucking dots, I will drop them as, you know,
heartbeat to bring in anybody working for Howard.
Yes. Yeah, I know people would like Richard and sail to get their own show.
I'm definitely like that a lot more than the OP and Bubba show or the OP Bubba and
Anthony show. That would be terrible. Also, where did they dig this picture of OP up from?
It's a good question. Bust up.
up from. It's a good question. Bust up. So now they're explaining like, who else could they get to replace Howard? Why wouldn't it be OP and Bubba and OP is going to explain
because he knows everything there is to know about podcasting that there's no podcasters
who could possibly do it. I would. Of course, well, they got to find guys that know how
to do this. I mean, most podcasters, like you said, they got to find guys that know how to do this. I mean
Most podcasts was like you said they struggled to get an hour of material a week
It's here retarded Most podcasts are struggling to get an hour a week. Oh, P you can't get an hour a week
No, you stream every morning and this is not even good enough for an hour of content a week
And you're saying most he doesn't listen to podcasts. He explains this all the time.
There's so many huge podcasts, they could easily,
they're already doing that much time every week
and doing way better than Opia's.
It must be fun to just not know anything
and then just be able to say shit that's completely ignorant.
And it's not even like back in the day
there were ratings books that people weren't privy to.
It's not public information.
So you could go on and be like,
yeah, their ratings are down, ours are up.
Everyone's, we're in their key demos.
The advertisers are really happy
because they all this shit that no one could check.
Oh, be saying there's no podcasts out there
in order podcasts.
Like I have seven queued up.
I haven't listened to you yet.
What are you talking about?
Everyone has fans of podcasts.
They can have shows they like and enjoy.
And I hope he's going, they all suck.
Like, you're wrong about that.
Is his him pandering to Baba?
That doesn't make any sense.
I don't know why he's saying what he's saying.
Oh, but this is Opie's thing that he always says, though.
Then all podcast suck and they don't know what they're doing and only radio guys like
OP know how to do it.
But who does he think is buying this?
That's a good question.
That's what I mean.
Nobody's watching him.
Nobody's listening to it, except for you.
When he's right.
And actually, it's funny because I'll tease something.
But a couple of people on the Bubba show
seem to be W-A-T-P fans.
That's pretty cool.
I appreciate that.
So Bubba now is going to start talking about how he wishes
he'd done things a little differently during his career.
Because you have two guys here who are on the tail ends
of their careers that used to be on the top of the world.
And now there's guys like me who are doing bigger numbers
than them and have more listeners and making more money.
And so Bubba's gone,
eh, what a dozen things differently. Don't you, don't you wish that we and I, and I'm,
listen, I'm probably mostly to blame. You're probably a little bit to blame, but don't
you wish that somebody would have taken us aside back when we were rolling hard and said,
hey, listen, you two fuckers, why don't you play nice? It's going's gonna get you further down the road don't you think that would have been cool well
now i i fully believe that and even at the end of my serious run i had major
issues with howard i tried to uh... talk to him by working you know the people
that we both do
and yet you had no interest and whatever that's that's that's. OP pretending he was trying to make things right
with Howard Stern is so laughable.
At the end of his run, I'm serious,
OP would go over to the forbidden area of serious XM,
where no one's allowed to go
because that's where Howard comes in and out
and he would live stream it.
And the Howard Stern show was pissing him for doing that.
And serious XM was pissing him for doing that. And it's not like he was hiding and he was live streaming it. And the Howard Stern show was pissing him for doing that. And serious, like, that was pissing him for doing that. And it's not like he was hiding
and he was live streaming it. And now he's pretending. They's like, yeah, you know, Howard tried
to make up with the reason. Yeah. Fuck it. That's all just kept hating me for some reason.
Maybe it's because I used to play clips of his daughter embarrassing things on our show.
I don't know why he's mad at me, but for whatever reason, he still is.
He's good as mine.
All right, so this is now the copepope.
Opie coping.
Well, I'm just, I'm having fun.
I mean, I don't make, I don't make really that much money anymore.
I don't talk to the same amount of people anymore,
but from some weird reason, man, I'm having so much fun just fooling around.
Drinking beer out of shoes.
Hey, if you're paying your bills, hit listen, if you're paying your bills and you're
supporting your family, and I mean, and your family is healthy, you've made your money
and you've done well with it.
So fuck it.
We don't need large, we don't need large audiences.
Wow.
What are we doing? I was subscribing to his newsletter.
I'll tell you that.
Some people want to grow their shows.
We just want to settle.
We're good.
Yeah.
We're doing this for the legacy.
And I want to point out, as I've probably pointed out many times before,
Opie is always having the most fun whenever he's talk like whatever time it is.
Now he's having fun.
He wasn't even before.
Now he's more fun.
He's never had before.
He said that when he went to Westwood, he said that when he went to the afternoon on
serious, he said that would gym join the show on a three.
I think it's bullshit.
He doesn't know what fun is.
He does it.
Clearly.
Like the people that are actually having fun don't need to say it all the time.
Like trying to convince yourself is really sad that you're having a good time.
Oh, yeah, I don't have an audience anymore.
I'm not making any money, but this is so fun.
We.
You're like, family doesn't like me.
Now, I'm stuck with them. This is the best.
So you'll notice in that last clip that we played the guy in the bottom of the.
I'm sorry. I wish I knew your name, sir. Hopefully I weren't it.
And because you seem cool. He said he's drinking beer.
Here's the part of the Bubba army with that t-shirt.
Yeah, they're all wearing Bubba shirts. So he said he said, yeah, you're drinking beer
out of shoes and hope he's like, yeah, my my beer show and then hope he goes on to talk about that
Nothing called the beer show and we try out, you know beer is where my friend Maddo owns a bar in New York City
I have a glamp doing it and people seem to like it so far
That was the classic opi-tale people seem like it so far. That's a classic towel right there.
People don't seem to like it, OPT, it's not good.
Especially the people doing this show with you.
Yeah.
So this guy is showing off.
He knows even more about OPT.
And he talks about the issues the OPT used to have
with his car mirrors.
Kind of gripped off.
I gotta go.
Good.
Okay. Quick question, how are your mirrors. Kidding ripped off. I gotta go. Good.
Quick question, how are your mirrors doing?
Oh, nice.
See, hey, hold on, hey, fuck you, OP.
See, I got one of my boys that keep up on you.
That's impressive.
He was getting his car mirrors smashed off like every week or so
for a while.
But that took a, see, OP was a little taken back.
He's like, man, Bubba's boys really do fucking know
what I'm doing here.
So Bubba's all excited. This guy knows about OP now and to credit for it.
I know.
It's hilarious.
But so he's saying things.
He knows about OP show.
Now I'm not saying that he got that from me, but to know that OP drinks beer out of
the sneaker and got his mirror smashed.
There's way more views of me talking about it
than OP talking about on YouTube.
There's a chance.
There's a chance.
Maybe that's the way you found out about it.
Also, I want to point out,
OP said he had to go 25 minutes ago.
And I just wanted to pull quick clips and move on
and they did not let him go.
He's like, all right, he's got to go.
He just kept him on for a very long time.
We just have to go.
What does he have to do?
They didn't believe him. Gotta walk to Oggy. And they were him on for a very long time. I was going to see if they know you. I didn't believe him.
I got to walk to a gig.
And they were right.
Because he's like, he just stayed up for a very, very long time.
All right.
Let's let's talk about appreciation.
Important to have appreciation.
And I got into some pretty crazy shit too.
And you know, don't you wish that we would have just taken the time
as all this was this whirlwind was happening to us that we
would have just kind of taken a step back and said fuck you know because we thought we were invincible.
We thought that we were the shit and we were invincible and but we and just kind of taken it all in
and enjoyed it a little bit more because it's such a whirlwind now to us.
Yes and this is actually good advice for everyone out there.
Whether you're at the beginning of your career, the middle or the end, appreciate what you're
doing and what you have while you're doing it and you have it.
When things are going well, take some time to just step back, appreciate it.
Enjoy it.
Because it's not, it's not going to last forever.
I believe there's something about smelling the roses
People talk about but watch out for the bubble bee
She ordered that one. All right, so again
Bobbeth brings up to Opie's like hypothetical what if
Serious X app and comes a calling
What are we gonna do what if i know this is a
fucked up subject so i'm gonna see and you know what i'm gonna say you know
what i'm gonna say
uh... what if serious x-m came to us
that's how it's gone but i need all three of you
could we do it
i don't i mean
i can imagine a scenario where i would work with Anthony again to be honest.
So you brought this up, but well, you brought up a bunch of it like, and hopefully don't
help.
Don't get mad at me for asking.
I mean, it's everybody talks about it.
So I mean, you know, one out of friend of yours, me, I can bring it up when I don't want
you to be mad.
I love that he goes, what if serious comes calling and they say, Howard's gone, we got to
get OP Anthony and Baba as our new morning team.
Will you guys please do it? And OP's response is, I don't think I can work with Anthony. Howard's gone. We got to get OP Anthony and Baba as our new morning team.
Will you guys please do it and OP's response is, I don't think I can work with Anthony.
When the response should be, that's never gonna fucking happen. Are you insane?
Yeah. I'm like serious like Sam is looking for.
Don't get mad at me for asking because everyone wants to know if I'm gonna re-unite you guys and start with you.
What world does Baba live in? Do you think this is an any realm of possibility whatsoever? It's not gonna happen.
People are constantly stopping me asking me if I'm gonna go to serious with
hoping it today. I got to know it's for the listeners. You've got to help me
here. Answer this question. So then Opie finally leaves the show and that's when
the fun stuff starts. This is a message directly to us. Come again for Baba.
Oh, let's let's let's let's hang out a little bit. All right sounds good, Baba.
All right, thanks for calling. Thanks for talking to you. Bye, buddy. Thank you.
There you go. I'll get it sent over to OP and uh if the guys from WATP wanted,
I'll give them to them too. So I'm sure they just watched the whole thing.
We did, thank you sir.
I was waving!
You don't have to send it, I got it.
But thank you.
I'm too, because I'm sure they just watched the whole thing.
Whoever wants to grab it.
Oh, that's okay, I'm gonna wave to that guy.
What?
W-A-P-T-T-E-P.
Oh, they'll review it.
Oh.
That's the high, so high WATP.
Hey WATP, here's what you should move.
You should move. Hi. W-A-T-P. Dear,TP, here's what you should move here. Hi.
WTP, dear W, hold on, let me make this official.
Okay, okay.
It's W-A-T-P.
It's W-A-T-P.
I know you take a shit on most things, because that's what you guys do.
It's usually OP and Suddering John.
But if you were really to be honest, that was a pretty fucking good interview and I was pretty good interviewer and
Collectively be an OP
Whether we're your cup of tea or not
We're pretty damn good radio guys
So I hope that your score or your opinions are at least fair
That's all I ask yeah, I'm fat. I'm out of gas. I'm not doing near as well as I used to.
Holy shit, I wasn't saying any of these things.
I should have brought Bum and Dorosis.
What other deficiencies do you have, sir?
We write the sound.
I used a plastic bag of foam.
My employees hate me in the show.
My dick doesn't work.
I'm not doing near as well as I used to. my employees hate me in the show. Yeah, my dick doesn't work.
I'm not doing near as well as I used to.
But you know, is that pick?
Bob of the love sponge is a stupid fucking name.
But you got to admit, motherfucker.
I still got to get factor because I mean, after all, you're reviewing me.
I mean, you're not reviewing some stupid fucking that's picking corn and Iowa and LR.
Ooh, they don't boo nobodies.
The old, they don't boo nobodies.
And we are doing that Iowa guy next week.
Yeah, that's actually the teaser.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
That's how you started the show.
Did you listen to the first half hour?
Isn't that cool?
Bubba's a...
That's pretty cool.
Producer there is very familiar with the show. So hi to us. Thank you very much for that. into the first half hour. Isn't that cool? Bubba's a pretty cool producer there.
His very familiar with the show.
So hi to us.
Thank you very much for that.
And Bubba, I appreciate you.
Messenger he goes directly there.
Always good.
Hey, I want to give a quick plug to Richard Lucas,
long time listening to the show.
And he's on the history podcast.
This episode called,
Axis Sally's Nazi Radio. And I guess he wrote a book about
this American who worked for Germany during the Nazi regime and was helping out the Nazis
against the Americans and went on trial in the US in 1949. And he was on as a guest of
the show. So people should check that out if they're into that sort of thing.
The History Channel podcast, wherever you get your podcasting from.
All right, guys, woof.
What a marathon.
I'm not going to do a short one today, but too much going on.
Cardiff, a lot of joke.
That's a cool thing.
I have to.
Cardiff electric thing I have to
Sorry dog I just it seemed like a cardiff was low-hydrogen I wanted to get a pumped up a little bit No, that's okay. Hey, I have to say before I'll I'll stay are we catching an alien?
Yes, we are I'm staying I'm staying for that. I'm staying for that. I'm going to say if you're going to leave before that. No, I have to say though. Oh, no, who was the guest that got Cardiff to do the mommy drinkers thing? Oh, I don't remember Christian blood Christian blood. I have to say it is high level trolling of him to out. Mraydehead as a Canadian in that he made him say the
word out at least seven times reading those questions. It was amazing. I was unsure. I was
like Minnesota maybe no, no, no, clearly Canada with that. So that was that was really great.
Thank you, Christian. I appreciate it. What is wrong with you today, buddy? What's going
on? I'm sad. What's going on?
What's going on?
What happened?
I went to go visit a friend in Florida last night,
and we had a fight.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry to hear that.
It didn't go well.
Well, it's pretty great.
It looks like you got the better of them
because it doesn't look like you got the other guy.
Oh, great. You got the two the other guy.
I think we did. I might still have it over here somewhere.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
Don't fuck with Cardiff.
Wow.
Cardiff is turned.
But Doug, Minnesota, thank you.
Okay.
Hey, Cardiff, what is your, I know that you're a fan of Chad Zumeck.
What does your take on this?
I did two hours on it this morning.
I don't know if you know that.
So he did do another stream this morning.
He did about 40 minutes on his show
and pulled it down immediately.
But we gotta hold it that.
Yeah, I think you got no fight with somebody unrelated
and is trying to cash in
as he should.
As he should.
What do you mean he's accusing Anthony of potentially
hiring people to beat him up?
You think that's what he should do?
No, no, no, he pulled back on Anthony.
Oh, he did.
He's now firm in the, and then he was,
he didn't think it was Stilto, and he thought it was,
he said all the people he didn't think it was, which was you and Anthony Cumian and Stilto.
And then when he came to Chrissy and Frank Pellegrino, he wasn't sure.
But then, I was wondering if he was going to play that guy.
But then it went back to Stilto.
So he is.
It's a basically, it's firmly Stilto's doing it.
Yeah.
Well, they said what?
What's his evidence?
Vikai Kaganam was wearing Stilto's.
No, Chris, I'm talking.
The evidence was clearly laid out that because they said that, you know, stay away from
Kumiya, that was obviously a trick planted there by Stilto, because
to disguise the fact that he hired them.
That's what I would do.
But that's not evidence that Frank or Chris, he's closed.
Wow.
This is some twist that's going on right now.
Oh, I feel bad for him.
He's spiraling.
Worst than John ever did.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is not good.
Did you see John Tweet?
Oh, God, thank you for reminding me.
I meant to bring that up when we played the parody song earlier.
John has, he's very pissed at Casey.
I'm strong for Casey.
He said, what I got, if you have a checked out Casey's YouTube Casey's YouTube channel You should but John is made announcement. He's coming back. He's got a show coming up. Is it this week?
Cardiff didn't say okay
Didn't say he's got a new show. He's gonna set the record straight
Yes
As I said in in order to promote Uncle Rico live May 13th
Uh, Stuttering John is coming back.
Perfect. Thank you, John.
Thank you from on behalf of Vogue,
or Rico, myself, the whole dabble verse.
Can't wait to see what you're up to, buddy.
It's going to be exciting.
All right, I missed him.
We all have. I know.
What's, let's try to catch an alien here.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch
An alien are you ready to play to catch
An alien Chris
And you're a pin and I asked this at nausea. Why do you think they haven't stepped in like Like, how are they going to like that kind of money? Float around, I tax it.
I know they got the IRS agents, but it's not for that.
I just think there's too many layers of just too many,
there's just too many things going on
within the crypto world that they just don't, you know.
Yeah, but I think I think Putin owns it,
and they can't, otherwise they would.
I think Putin owns it all.
Really? At least 51%.
Yeah.
I'm 99% sure. what? I think Putin knows it all. Really? At least 51%. Yeah.
I'm 99% sure.
When they say digital currency, you know, we're a big community. We're here to help, you know, we're all together. No, no, no,
the other day, there's someone. There is the Oz. Okay, there is
a Oz. There's the matrix. There's one person. There's there
or groups of people. There's people that run it and own it.
That's a manipulative. Yeah, that's there is. I mean, there's just no way that this is just
Just a group of people that are sitting at a round table. We're all just you know, Kumbaya. We're gonna make it all work. No, no, and we just walked away
And we're just gonna always make money. Right. Somebody's always making money. So to me for someone to say oh
No one has control of it.
What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices.
We've been on a losing streak, Doug. I consider you win. I consider that a win for our team.
Cardiff has two in a row. Let's all pay very close attention. That's why I put the last line
up there. Maybe it'll help you this time.
I appreciate that.
That was the one thing that Elha Reble did that was, that was very nice.
He put the text.
Well, I want to, I want to reach out to future guests.
Do not double triple up on these answers.
We can't let Cardiff win.
That is one strategy.
It's a win for all of us.
That is one strategy, you're right.
However, if I win and you don't, I don't consider you a win for all of us. That is one strategy, right? However, if I win and you don't I don't consider you a winner at all
Keep that mind what's mine is mine and yours is mine. Yes
Number one
It's bullshit
Be
Follow the money or I guess, the Bitcoin. Three, Bitcoin, Schmidt coin.
To catch.
Analy.
These are getting hard.
These are getting really hard.
I love to read the algorithm thing because we played a while ago.
Tommy claims to have like hacked YouTube's code. It has all the
YouTube code or something, which is odd because he gets these crazy views out his shows, no one's
watching. So it's like, huh, maybe he's not lying about that. Read the algorithm is funny.
But I want to say it's the one follow the money or in this case the Bitcoin.
Number two is that's what I'm going to go with.
Doug, what do you think?
I was going to go with that.
But I'm not going to.
Yeah, because we got to give ourselves more of a chance.
I am going to go with the algorithm thing.
Okay.
That's just stupid enough to be something.
I mean, all this.
What do they call him?
Nice dog.
I don't anymore.
What?
Ever since the Doug versus dog episode?
Oh, shit.
I'm going number one.
It's bullshit.
Yeah, I like that one too.
Okay.
What do you guys think in the chat?
What number two?
Because it's boring.
Follow the Bitcoin.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
I am glad we're here to see an alien talk to an oompa loompa too.
Is it by the way, Kurt, you're pulling all these amazing parts of the show.
I don't know how you do it, but because these shows are three hours long and most of it's nonsense.
But is he putting out new episodes on YouTubers at all Spotify now?
He explains that I think in the
most recent episode that they're still available other places.
But yes, they're still other places.
And we just walked away and we're just gonna
somebody's always making money. Right. Somebody's always making money so to me for someone to say
oh no one has control of it that's a conspiracy yes to say that I think Putin owns it is a reasonable
hold on a second the potato just went to the wrong people
Yeah, the
Argument Those guys didn't kill them the all regards didn't kill him if you're now
Born up left and right yeah, you got the money. I don't care how many people
But a big point you don't care about rubies. They don't call us rubies
but a big coin. You don't care about rubies. They don't call it rubies. It doesn't seem like you've run out of money. I mean, there's plenty of
on-time. Yeah. So true. What do you think on that? As your opinion change, yeah.
It has changed. Yeah. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if
you have the rubies. An alien.
Wow. Good stuff, cards.
So good. I mean, I'm enjoying the soft food.
It's a great surfing. One day's at APM on YouTube.
Subscribe today.
Or else.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, excellent game.
His guest thought the rubies stick was hilarious. Yes, his guest thought the Ruby stick was hilarious
So good no shit
All right dog. I think you want to get out of here, right? I got to go. Yeah, I've been very generous with your time today
I love coming on
Anytime card of osu pleasure. See you
Bye Carl good times great movies is the podcast you can check out yeah and anytime, card of Oz and Pleasure, see you. Thank you, Chris. Bye, Carl.
Good times, great movies is the podcast you can check out.
That's right, yeah.
And you and your friend will review movies from the 80s.
That's right.
Fun fact, it's the one podcast I've never been on.
What?
Wait, I believe that.
The only one in the world.
It's the only one.
Yeah, the only one.
Yeah, all of you. All right, as soon as I said, when I hear you on podcasts, I believe that the only one in the world
As soon as I said when I hear you on pod gods that I'll have you on my show
All right, see you guys Bye, and I should plug who are these socials?
Which now has its own feed?
So we used to pop it on the where these podcasts feed and then we grew up and became a whole adult podcast
Move down on our own got our own place settled in
Please come and find us wherever you get podcasts who are these socials?
And also of course you can watch us blind Mike and myself do the show live and our YouTube channel Thursdays at
6 p.m. Eastern time
It's not all terets girls either. We're mixing them up. Oh on our YouTube channel Thursdays at 6 p.m. Eastern time.
It's not all terets girls either. We're mixing them up.
Oh, okay.
Do you wish it was all terets?
What else could we do?
I guess we gotta roll the chains.
Yeah, we'll change it up a little bit from time to time.
All right, guys, what have we done today?
Pretty sure we've done it all.
We talked about pod gods with super fan Giovanni, who's not doing well.
We of course saw two podcasters almost getting murdered by an SUV while sitting in a cafe. That
was pretty crazy. Ray DeVito fucking holy hell shut out of a cannon do not piss that guy off no and thank you
Ray for having my back that was very cool I like Ray he's a good dude
Chad Zumak woof you got beat up supposedly
what was that was supposedly there's a V and supposedly yeah you got beat up
supposedly that's too bad Howard Stern finally realizing that he's a lunatic
too bad his therapist didn't tell that he's a lunatic.
It's too bad his therapist didn't tell him that.
I feel like with the amount of money he pays him,
you might want to have brought that up
and some kind of such at some point.
Bubba still thinks he's gonna get back on serious sex
that many thinks that opiates his meal ticket for that,
which is the least likely person to get back
on serious sex that way.
Cause opi burned that bridge to the ground.
Be better off trying to pair up with Kevin Brennan
at this point, Baba, little free advice for ya.
So, you know what that means,
it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
Voters, Voters, Voters, Voters, Voters.
We actually got a season.
The team.
We got a season.
The team.
The team.
We got a season.
And I'm just gonna say it like it is, guys.
I did a bonus scum stream with Huzi on the creep off
page around this morning.
Of course, I woke up to this whole Chad Zumak thing.
So I've been a little distracted.
I don't have a teaser, I don't know what we're doing.
But trucker Andy will be by.
Yeah.
Always get a trucker Andy over.
And we'll probably be laughing at jerks
if I had a guess
Standing in your cock the cock driver
Please, I'm joy is the next time it might be the episode we find out once a per allhorns podcast sleep well everypony
Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone Good morning, radio. And now to show these phones right now. Okay. Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
Kurt, have we ever any new reviews that you want to read for us?
No, but I do have a best of, if you'd like.
Sure.
It's a blast from the past.
Great.
Titled pathetic.
Can these people stop doing this excuse of a podcast?
So it stops showing up when I look for real podcast
Seriously, it makes sense a garbage can is their logo?
Yeah
That's a one star obviously you're very excited about it. All right. It's a good one best stuff
Yep, thanks for
Some of that Paco was calling me a bunch. Oh, yeah, let's see what's going on Paco
What's up, Kyle? This is Paco was calling me a bunch. Yeah, let's see what's going on Paco What's up, Carothers? This is Paco
Uh, you know, I thought we learned our lesson when we heard how it's turned interviewing Amy Schumer
But no, we got a hearmen if you can't
Got damn it Carl. Got damn it to hell
No more Howard Stern
Fuck that. It's unbearable.
It's unbearable.
Shut up, that's not what you're saying, man.
He killed it on that episode.
Man, that's always killed when he goes on the show.
All right, later.
I agree, Eric's a did kill it.
What were you just doing there, Carter?
What was that?
Trying you make up.
Yeah, we see that again.
I wiped it off.
I get the head.
Oh, God.
You're really pleased with yourself.
Whenever you're up to crank you up,
I just hit him, you know,
he's laughing, it's hard.
Just Paco, okay, she thought you were the one
getting all the walls there.
I just, I just,
card him using himself with his software.
I'll get you. All right Paco calls back at God. Yeah, what's
so called this is Paco. Yeah, I'm one of those Mexicans that was born in America,
so much I can't know. I don't speak Spanish, okay? I just don't. I'm two Americans for
Mexicans and I'm two Mexicans for America.
You know how he's talking?
You know what? You already know what's self-monitor.
I'm gonna go ahead and let you guys go, but shout out to...
Shout out to...
You know what? Shout out to that potato cart of the electric.
Hey, look at that. Paul Cool.
You guys are buddies now.
So he doesn't speak Spanish,
but he's got a thick, Mexican accent.
What is that?
You see that?
Yeah.
See.
Sorry, guys, Paco Cololá.
Here's one, Laura.
Yo, we're so called Paco. Just wanna say, one by you. You know what's so called the Paco.
Just want to say man, the song at the end was dope.
Dog, the ice of toast.
Nethelf, I'm going to buy that shit when it comes out.
You know what I'm saying? For sure, I'm going to support you dog.
I'll ask you guys later.
I thought that was going to go one way and it didn't.
Yeah. I think he was actually sincere.
Well, thank you. We're going to play another sign that we just recorded.
This one, we're going to play at the end of the show today is
Fireworks Factory
That's a fun one
That our drummer and real awesome wrote
So we'll play that at the end
You think Lake Tahoe never free this because in California
Are you fucking retarded?
Yes.
Area is known for its ski resorts.
Last week trucky got like 12 feet of snow.
Reason Tahoe, never freezes is because it's so deep.
Like twice as deep as Lake Ontario.
That's why it'd been a much smaller lake.
So it's the ratio of volume to search area. Yeah, but it'll be so
retarded, Carl. All right, later.
I'm retarded. First off, the reason why they're called the LA
Lakers is because there's over 10,000 lakes in LA. It's why they're called the
Lakers. And those lakes never freeze. I know all of this for a fact
Pretty sure Chris is like it'd be like it's because they moved from Minnesota. That's why the Lakers
Never did you taught jazz doesn't make any sense they moved from New Orleans
You saw base kipoll you know this stuff
From Texas God's favorite state and God's favorite country on God's favorite planet you know after listening to that episode on i rewatch our carly i was looking through
your tender on my lunch break and glow into a whole book do i find
but Natalie Natalie from i rewatch our carly apparently is down here in the capital city
looking for love no shit can you believe a beautiful bow vine like that is single? No, I can
Don't call me back. Yeah, well she wants to talk about I currently the whole time
I can see where that would be a bad first day. She's pretty cute girl though. Good luck with that. What does know if anything happens
What does know if she swipes out and yeah, or whatever happens on that app
Hey, Carl did Tom
Hey, Carl. Did Tom hire some drunk retard to be on his show because long here? Yeah, I mean, seriously, what the fuck is he thinking?
I was thinking the same thing. The guy, he was a little bit out of it. I'm Tom Margers, the rest of the world. Thank you, Harold.
Jason from Long Beach here.
If you haven't, check out who we have cucked episode four.
Chad, like usual, you can't pronounce words
and get in his own way constantly.
The last five minutes of the end of the show
is him trying to get a video up on the screen.
And he's just
He's a fucking confidence. He's just terrible and everything he does
Also recommend more music
All right, I
Will I'll take your word for that. I'll need to look it up. I'm sure Chad is terrible what he does because he normally has
So that seems to make sense
By the way, he said, continue to recommend music.
He was talking about bands like Ween and Noah Fax,
not the isotopes.
He called back to make sure I do that.
He's like, by the way, when I said that,
when I met him, it was the good bands
that you talk about.
Not your shit music.
Oh, okay.
Very enough.
I could have just slept it as it was.
It was.
Cool.
There's a reputation up hold.
Hey, Carl, Penny from Canada here. Well, this is my second time calling in now the the reputation of
poll
can you
from
canada here
well
second time
calling in now
and
i can't believe it but
i just got
booked on top of
time with
the
Harrison Young
by mind is
totally
blown now i'm pretty sure cardifull be after me next so how does that work? Do you give it my info? He contacts me? Anyways, thanks for coming me up. You're the best, Carl.
Everyone's going on topic. Damn. Carter, if you can get me on topic, time, buddy.
I actually missed a call from Harrison the other day. He wanted. He wanted me as a last minute, but
Damn it. Bear in your future. Bear in your future. Okay. Yeah, when Harrison ducks I had our time connecting to is I'll text him and
then he'll call me. Yeah, days later
So we'll just text me I texted you. It's kind of usually how that works. I guess
I'll call him he gets very upset if you oh really he's not he doesn't take phone calls
Well, that's the definition of friendship
So you can call each other so I guess I guess you're not friends with Harry
then. It appears. All right. Here we go. One more from BPG calling into the show.
But the chat you all got this road was not your worst episode. Say it with me now. Your
worst episode was the music Fucking beefy G god damn you know what just for that
Fireworks factory coming in from the isotope
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where I was born
I'm gonna go back to the place
where I was born
I'm gonna go back to the place
where I was born
I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm sorry. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ
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ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ 1.5% MF-3.0.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2 I'm going to do it.
Good energy there, Cardiff.
Wow, I'm gonna come down from this acid trip at some point.
I gotta do another podcast later tonight.
Holy shit.
Cardiff, working people find your stuff.
Subreddit surfing on YouTube.
Monday's at 8. Cardiff Electric Podcast on Patreon. So, I'm going to be doing a little bit of a video.
I'm going to be doing a little bit of a video.
I'm going to be doing a little bit of a video.
I'm going to be doing a little bit of a video.
I'm going to be doing a little Souljoules.com for tickets to
Uncle Rico live me 13th. Yes
I stink you hate me great. Goodbye
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