Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep392 - Fart Fetish Podcast

Episode Date: March 12, 2023

There is a podcast dedicated to the most embarrassing fetish ever. I'm not surprised this show exists but I can't believe it's made by adults. Trucker Andy joins the show to help us pronounce eproctophilia. Then we revisit Rover's Morning Glory as they have some new information about Chad Zumock. If they only talked about Chad this would be the greatest radio show of all time. Then Opie weighs in on Chad's "accident," Andy brings an update on Patty C Cups, and we watch Mike Tyson slowly eat a ton of mushrooms on Logan Paul's show. We’re live in Philly on April 22nd with the Dick Show. Tickets here: live.dick.show Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Raj and Raj likes farting. Oh, Raj is a fucking weirdo. You think? I'm just going to play the intro because I've just never heard someone say this before. Hey, everybody, and welcome to the FartFedish podcast once again. We've got another great episode for you today, but before we get to that,

the FARTFETISH podcast is available on FARTFETISHpodcast.com and almost all major podcast platforms. Look for new episodes on the first Friday of every month. You can also enjoy adult FART material and support the podcast at the same time by visiting thefartclaset.com. And that's it for the intro. I like to be defied with the intro as and that's the end of the intro, no. I've never heard someone do that before. Good, all right, cool, the intro is over.

We can move on now. Let me do that. So I of course went to fartfetish.com. It redirects you to, I'm gonna pronounce this incorrectly, I apologize, aproctophilia.org, which is defined as sexual arousal from flatulence. And the tagline of this website, did you check the site out of the alley? Of course not. Okay. The tagline is, bring together studies and anecdotes to the misunderstood

and under-evaluated fetish. Under-'s under evaluated. It's misunderstood. I don't think you want this evaluated, sir. I mean, did you probably keep this on the DL? Probably a good idea. Andy, do you want to take over? What did you pick up on from the show? I checked out episode nine, which was the shortest episode I could find.

And it turns out it was looking lazy. It turns out it was about the underrepresented women of the fart finish. Oh, okay. So their guest was Victoria, who was probably on a Navy ship somewhere, but she is, sounds gross.

Yeah, Raj asks her how she approaches the fetish of what is our practice, Julia. It's something like that. Clip one. They show a little bit about myself. Well, I am a wear breeze in this fetish. Um, I'm shy, quiet, let me keep to myself sometimes. Nice caring person.

And oh, you say how do I approach the fetish? With open arms, but also cautiously. Open cheeks. With open nostrils and a sharp guard. She keeps herself because she's farting over that. Yeah, right. Somehow it palpied, mom. And I don't know why.

I can stand to be in a car with her. I think people describe themselves as caring and warm and nice and friendly. It's a weird way to describe yourself and warm yet air-cooled. Yeah. So I checked out a recent episode and the guest was Amy Farts. Amy Farts has a YouTube channel called Amy Farts. Is that their real name? I don't know. It's Amy Schumer.

Yeah. Amy is a content creator on YouTube and only fans who is focused on normalizing women's flatulence in both the lifestyle blog and adult content space. Why do you want to normalize farting? Why would anybody want, why is that so? Why would anybody want to fart? Why would anybody want to fart? Why would anybody want to fart? fans who is focused on normalizing women's flatulence in both the lifestyle blog and adult content space.

Why do you want to normalize farting? Why is that her mission to do that? Isn't that the definition of a fetish that everyone's into it? Like my fetish is putting my penis in vaginas. What a weirdo. What's normalizing guys? I think we should probably normalize that. I hate to kink shame you, but.

I love it. She's creating content and pink eye. All right, so this is Amy's origin story. I'm sitting here farting all the time at home. Why not make a video? That's what I said, tell me. Here I have laughing at jerks all day long. I'm not even streaming out of the internet. I do not be doing this anyway.

I did not record it. How gross is she? I like to do the light bulb on off over her cheeks like sitting around the house. Oh, wait a second. I should be monetizing this awful behavior. Everybody needs to hear that one. Oh, it's a zipper one.

So let's find out why do you want to normalize it? Normalizing farting is something that's important to you. Like, why is it important to you and what got you started? Yeah, and here's a question. Are you retarded? Because it sounds like something to retarded want to do. Normalized farting. I'm very confused by Amy fart.

We'll get into this. But Amy Farts, I guess it's like, to your point, you were saying that, you know, it's rare that you have a woman will get into this. But Amy Fart's, I guess it's like, to your point, you were saying that, you know, it's rare that you have a woman who's into this. And even when I was reading the definition of it, it's mostly heterosexual man who wanna see women farting for some reason. Oh.

But they're talking about it, and I have the clips here. I have the receipts. They're talking about it as if like, Farties just be happening all the time everywhere you go, because it's so cool. They literally use the word cool. That's stupid. All right, actually, I think this next clip actually has that. If a man was on here doing this,

this would be cool and funny, but the fact that I'm doing it, they act like it's gross or something. It is gross. It's not cool. It might be funny, sometimes it's funny, but it's gross or something. It is gross. It's not cool. It might be funny, sometimes it's funny, but it's not cool.

Hey, when I sat down on the public bus, I went one rib, I put my sunglasses on, and everybody thought I was the coolest guy. Oh, yeah, check out this guy. Farting up the whole bus over here. I'm gonna high five him away out. All right, what else from your episode here, Andy? Clip to Victoria starts explaining how she,

well Raj asks her what her fantasy is, you know, how, what she thinks about when she imagines, the perfect farting experience. What, what does the finish look like for you? Like how do you enjoy it, I guess, like fantasy-wise? You see, I don't think I have much fancies with it because of stuff that's like readily available online. It just doesn't for me sometimes. I'm lying. Yeah. You can't smell a JPEG. That's a good point. What's the point? Yeah,

that's a good point. I don't understand the fetish. I don't know if it is the smell that's part of it because the logo of the show is a nose. Yeah, so I assume that they like the smell of hearts. A lot of people I assume are into this smell. Victoria is not into this. Obviously not. Not. Obviously. And it's like, well, maybe you're maybe this isn't really your fetish then. Yeah, I know. If you're like, well, what's the perfect scenario for you? She's like, I don't know. I just want you to be alert. She's go work in a whoopee cushion fan That's my fantasy moving a china for this When you put in front of me the what a fart fetish would be to me

I just think like it's some guy holding a woman down sitting on her face and like fart That's what I assume it was holding a woman down sitting on her face and like fart. That's what I assume it was. You know, not what Andy's gonna do, all right. That's what I want to see. Right, yeah. But apparently a Victoria's into, it seems more like a,

a embarrassing, like people being like, it's really relieved that they finally got the gas out or people being so embarrassed by it. It's this cute little version of a fart. And that's her explaining that in clip three. Typically gravitate towards like, you know, teacher domination or like mother domination or other types of and domination being a, being a thread that sticks between a lot of

the content. I like what. What kind of themes do you like to look at when you go looking for porn? Let's see. Well, with this one, I guess, yeah, I don't really like the, the don't, well, me personally, I don't really like the, the like super embarrassed that she, you know, past, past, oh for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I like if they're like super embarrassed that they passed past or they're like relieved that they like finally able to pass it and Mone after Hold on a second. This is obviously a work. This woman is doing this is a goof right? I don't know. This is insane. I don't want to get too vulgar. Can I say pescat?

Should embarrassed let's keep it classy people. So as I was saying before Let's keep it classy people. So as I was saying before, this woman, Amy Farts, is not really into it for the sexual fetish aspect of it, although I think her fans are, she doesn't have an only fans. So I'm sure they're into it for that. But she just wants to be able to fart wherever she goes. I want other women to feel comfortable.

I have so many friends in myself included, who we don't even feel comfortable farting in front of like say we just started dating a new guy. We're terrified to let a fart out like good. And from my personal experiences, there's been times when I've been laying in bed next to like one of my new partners and I'm not even sleeping because I'm holding in my gas because I don't want him to hear me farting. Get up and go to the bathroom. If you got a fart, so fucking bad. This one's losing sleep over it. And by the way, I like that she says,

I don't want a fart around a new boyfriend. Don't fart around a guy you're married to either. It's not cool. It's not good. Jesus. I don't know, not everybody's embarrassed by farts. Maybe I haven't met my friend Rick. Well, that's one of the things they talk about.

Like, Jack Florence. Guys going around farting. They think it's hilarious, but when girls do it, it's gross. Correct. Yes. You figured it out. I'm glad that that's a good thing.

It's a bodily function. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting. These are all things we do. Like, yeah, maybe they're not, especially the only shitting and pissing part. Maybe they're not, you know, for public consumption perhaps. No shit, sir! No shit!

No shit! No shit, sir! No shit, sir! No piss either. Fuck the shit, sir! I think he just ruined his own argument right there. Yeah. He's like, look, a farting's natural,

so it was pissing, so it was shitting. I mean, I wouldn't do one of those things in the middle of a restaurant. Right! That's the point. Please don't consume shit in public. Thank you. That is that is the whole fucking points Wow, holy shit so I don't understand it. Yeah And sure there's a rootness to Lego. I'm you know farting in a restaurant or whatever and you know Especially if it smells bad or whatever or whatever You know farting or other people's like root or whatever yeah it's fucking rude don't do that yeah maybe I could see why somebody doesn't want to smell my ass when they're eating a plate of wing guinea I can understand that so but beyond that what's the

big deal they he goes on to explain that I guess society is going in the wrong direction. There's a lot to, there's a lot we've lost, I think, in like, this is my opinion, but we become like society or city people or whatever. We kind of lose the sense of what, just being a human is and taking in the air of life and just enjoying each day.

Well, that's retarded. That is retarded. We've become society or city people or whatever. It's just a good old country boy, and it's farting in public. It's good to eat. I need somebody on Farters only. Right.

It doesn't make any fucking sense to me. And then after he says that nonsense, this is how Amy responds. I couldn't agree with you more. Like, there's so much, like, if you fart, it's okay. Don't be embarrassed. Don't be ashamed of it. Be a little embarrassed though.

Especially with stings. Be a little embarrassed by that. And my episode, Victoria and Rob start bringing up content creators that they're both familiar with. In this case, it's two women named Mandy and Patuse that are they both really into. Nice. Nice. That's really awesome. And yeah, you definitely mentioned two, two of the big creators of, I don't, or maybe early 2000s or so, Mandy and Patuse.

I think they've even worked together on at least one or two videos, which is very cool. And yeah, I'm very well aware of both of their works. They're not only creating hilarity in their pants, Carl. They collaborated, they shared an order of Wendy's chili and a jar of pickles. They created some content. Prolific.

Well, since we're talking about that, I did look up Amy Farts YouTube channel. She's super hot, right? No. Even if she was. Oh, man, my fan is he shattering. The fact that she's in the farting, got a ruins done anyway.

She talks about how people who know her find her videos and they call her fart box She's like, you know, it's a little big fall to be the coming fart box like that's pretty fucking Shut up fart box All right, so This is almost like a cameo type of thing. she made a video for someone's birthday. Oh boy Yeah, this is a YouTube show Happy birthday Adam. This is for you You said she wasn't had she's not so

She also is a foot fetish person. So she goes by Amy Farts, but then she makes videos where they feed up and she calls herself Amy Feet or something. I don't know. Real fucking creative. She sucks. She definitely sucks, but this is a video kind of combining the two things

where it's isn't Mr. Rogers, but it kind of is. She's taking off her shoes after a long day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Way to now that face. She's pushing too hard. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, now we're moving on to Amy Sharts official.

This video is called Just Hand Beans. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Jesus Christ. And then this is a more logger form content piece. She doesn't just do the shorts videos. She's got like 8,000 subscribers or something like that. It's fucking people who watch this. All right, so she's got a big bag of Caesar leaves.

I believe it's a top. The technical thing. She's pouring fruit times into it. She's got some dressings. You're gonna get some cheese. But the name of this video, there's a lot of crab dish because it's called Eat and Far LL. Nothing funnier than eating and farting I suppose.

Yeah, she says nothing during all this. She doesn't have to. I guess she is saying something. Have you ever seen somebody dump the ingredients? You get a fucking band out of it. I don't like anything about it. She's gonna strip it on. Wow. Table side, see you there. Wow.

Table side Caesar. Can't hear the farting over all this water. I didn't even get the fart in the video. This is all due to me. Let's see what else happens. She's Christ. After cheese? So handsome, aren't you?

Jesus Christ. There's really was. She really was adding the cheese. She's already cut. You don't have to cut it. Jesus fucking Christ. This is insane. So then Amy's talking about her ex-boyfriend here. Amy, when I first started dating you,

I thought I was getting a lady, but all I hear is you in the bathroom and you literally made the farting sounds too. I like that her ex-boyfriend was complaining about her like this, this chick fucking farts, man. I think I've heard my wife part one time in my life and it was a very cute petite lady life fart. That's how she said I do. This woman holy shit. To insane if her boyfriends hearing her in the bathroom ripping these bands. I can only imagine the volume that's going on.

I just want to point out that earlier I said, oh, her Amy Farts, Amy Feed, that's not really funny. And as a guy named Trucker Andy, I gotta take that all back. You take it all back, yeah. Yeah. That's a very fucking creative. That's a very creative.

It's just the thing that you do. Oh wait, don't overthink it. All right. Let's see. Who is into farting and making it their own? I don't know. For some people, they're funny. Like a lot of people come to the fetish, I think,

the fart fetish as humor, especially in the gay community. You see, there's a lot of using the fetish or adopting the fetish as a sense of male camaraderie, male bonding. Hold on, don't get the gay community lumped into this or shit. Why is there a couple over the couch? Okay, who farted?

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But apparently her vlog is part of a social movement. But it's not just a look into your life. It's also a, I mean, you could even call it a social movement. Yeah, I think someday kids will learn about MLK and the civil rights movement immediately followed by Amy Farge. And the flatulence movement. That's going down in history. It's more of a bowel movement.

She's the new Harriet Tubman, I gotta say. Yeah, right. All right, I gotta get off Amy Farge. Yes, please. Back to you, Andy. All right, clip five. I mentioned earlier, Victoria isn't really into the smell of element of the fetish, but that's not

going to stop Raj from kind of helping her overcome that if he wants to enjoy it in person. Sure. You said you don't get off on the smell in the sound? What aspects do you enjoy? Oh, no, no, I love the sound. OK. The smell is a no for me.

I would have to be like a really into the girl to actually be able to. I got you. I got you. Well, thankfully that can be done. A lot of times, you know, hygiene and diet can ensure the aroma is lesser. So that actually is very doable. I find in many cases, which is, which is, I guess, lucky for your, for your enjoyment.

Okay, then. Yeah. Yeah. I just Okay. Then she does not seem into this at all. Have you ever heard of drinking pineapple juice to make your com taste better? Yeah. So what you do is you jam a pineapple up your ass.

And the guy said, so you don't like the smell over the sound. What else is there to a fart? No, she likes the sound she's on. Yeah, no, I got them. Okay, I know, there's not a lot else going on there. Yeah, there are two things. I remember being a teenager and you would take like a paper towel roll and put in dryer sheets and then you can blow your head out and it doesn't smell.

Yeah, yeah. And one of the same kind of thing for farting. Like if you're into farting, you don't like the smell. You're making a spoo for your ass. Yeah, could you do something like that? Should we try that after this? You guys want to have an arts of craft stay with me?

We're gonna crack the code. Yeah, crap the code. All right, so I've been saying on a lot of episodes recently that I think therapy is bullshit. I'm taking it all back. I think these people need to see a therapist. I used to, as a child, I've never even used public restrooms. I gave it as my last resort. I didn't even use the restroom at school until like junior high because I was so embarrassed just using the public restroom, just even going to take a peepee in there. Like let alone, you know, number two.

Okay, so this is, she's obviously has some childhood trauma that's going on right now, because now she's farting on the internet. That's like what she does. And she didn't even want to use a public bathroom to pee when she was a little kid. I think she'd see someone about this and talk through it. She didn't want to take a wee wee. She didn't want to take a pee pee or a wee wee. We might be over compensating now. Yeah, let alone a poo poo. Yeah. Man, if eight-year-old Amy saw me now, like she would be laughing and living up.

And so it's kind of like a childish thing to me, but it's like almost soothing my inner child like doing this. Here's an idea. Grow up. Yeah. It's time to grow up, be the doll. Kids an idea. Grow up. Yeah. It's time to grow up, be the adult. Kids think farting is funny.

Yeah. They're the ones that are in with the most. It's right. So now the host, Raj, talks about why he has this fart fetish. And again, this is all childhood trauma. It appears growing up in a household like you describe. Like I've described on the show where my mom and dad were both kind of free with the bathroom. You know, it wasn't really a joke.

It was just like, you know, they used the bathroom with a door open, they'd fart and you know, it wasn't like a huge, it was normally, it was basically normalized in my household. It wasn't like a, like if I needed to fart, I would fart. That was the situation. His parents were using the bathroom with the door open. They were shitting with the door open. That's weird. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

Why? Why would they do that? But then explain to him, this guy is a weird fart fetish now. And it's a fucking Bobby thing. Yeah, it's upbringing. Holy shit. It's not good. I blame the parents. I blame everyone. People who like different fetishes, like something, you know, something in their book

to be obscure, such as farts, or like poop or pee, they think that would be weird, but like, or like the person would be a weirdo or something. Yeah. I think you are weirdo if you like poop or pee or redheads. This is that's not normal. Weird fetish, yet. That cheeks. That's wrong with you. Right.

There's some problems here. But apparently, I'm wrong. It's the coolest. And what's wrong with liking this stuff? There's nothing wrong with it. Like it's amazing. It's cool. It's awesome that you are different, not even different, but that you have your own interest,

you know, and you're not the same thing like as everyone else, you know, like, oh, I like a blonde girl. Okay, cool. But what else, you know, this is very close to everyone's peer to the pants. It's the coolest. Farting to larry is everybody. Sure, she blot. She's blonde, but what else? Oh, she wears the pens, too. Yeah, her farts stink. Oh, now I got a fucking rod. Thank you. It's wondered about that. These people are gross. Gross? Yeah. They have mental problems. They need help. They should seek help. I can't believe there's a podcast about this. Speaking of gross, Carl, in my clip 7, this is the grossest penthouse letter ever. Well, she sent me a DM saying that she was like me a DM saying that she was like in the work car with her new colleagues and she was like super gassy from super gassy from work and that she was just very uncomfortable

and I'm like slow down. Alright then I'm so sorry tell me more please. She then DMed me that you know as soon as she got off the car, she let it rip and everything and she said she felt better and I'm like, you know, DM in her like cry laugh, emojis, saying I'm so sorry that happened to you. And I was kind of hesitant to like send her another DM saying that, sorry, sorry, this comes off as weird, but what you just sent me really, really turned me on a lot. Like I had to take care of something after, I mean, after she told me. And she like sent an instant message saying like, yeah, that's why I told you. You're the only one I know that will get pure enjoyment from my issue.

And I think a few weeks time I know that will get pure enjoyment from my issue and I think a few weeks time I do that and I'm like girl you are too pure for this world. I think if you and I have to fart what a compliment that was ever something so nice to me before yeah she said I had to take care of something too It wasn't a dry one. Crosse. By the way, this podcast is terrible as it is and as awful as it is, has encouraged me. I will be starting a new show about my Tourette's Fattish. Yeah. How much Tourette's Boater guy has gone.

Yeah. Thank you. I'll look over my boaters out of fact. It's like a time I've ever had this show, we've had a voters out of fact. Adir, Andy, what else is going on with this Victoria girl? I can't figure her out. I feel like she's like Richard Christie or something.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like she's playing a wang just to goof on this idiot. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I could be wrong. Well, I want to go on this guy's show, but then I have a farm fetish. I think of these stories hilarious. Right.

I think the last one worth playing is clip 9 where they talk about the fact that there's just not enough variety in the genre. I see. Okay. And there are a few, but definitely, especially in terms of like a variety of content, you're not getting a lot of variety, which is unfortunate, because there should very well be people catering

to your side of the fetish as well. And I'm hoping with more awareness that will come about is my hope. I feel like people didn't acknowledge or even realize like there were females that did want to receive Farts as well. And are we being fart shamed right now? I think so.

I'm sorry to acknowledge that, sir. All the content is always just a guy farting. Yeah. Why can't it be a woman wearing a Subrero or an Asian hipster? That's funny. Mix it up. All right, imagine Andy. I don't know what your fight is she is. I don't know what you're into.

I don't want to show that. I don't want to. But imagine being this passionate about your ridiculous fight is. You, you are freaking awesome. You know, don't be afraid. Don't let idiots get you down like, oh, that's weird. No, it's what I like and it's cool, okay? Nice.

No, it's not cool. You should be ashamed to keep it to yourself. That's how funnishes work. Find a community or keep it to yourself. But no, Amy. Find a girl with low enough self esteem to entertain your gross fetish. Right.

Find a fat enough girl. But no, Amy is a hero. I love to make silly videos like I get requests to try to do a fart kick. We're kicking and farting, like doing a high kick and farting at the same time. And that's just silly and goofy. And I would think to myself as a child, I would just sit there and laugh.

And if it was me watching these videos, I'd be like, how funny is she's farting? Like that's cool, like Amy's older, you know? Like, and she doesn't care, she's just herself. So maybe I can just be myself, and it doesn't even have to be with farting either. It can be with whatever the heck you want it to be with. Just being comfortable in your own skin.

Oh, well, she's a hero to the children. I didn't realize that was the message she was getting out there. I think she's overthinking it. Yeah, a hero to the children. I didn't realize that was the message she was getting out there. I think she's overthinking it. A little bit. Absolutely. She's like, when I kick and fart at the same time, I'm letting children know they can be

president of the United States of America. Can be anything you want, kids. Typical teacher mentality, saving everyone. How many times have these two watched? What was that show that were going viral show where the girl did the gender reveal. Oh right. Outer, not every act.

Yeah, right. Okay. I can think is that these people have watched that many a hundred times. Those girls were so gross too. Yeah. So we're going to an attractive girl who wanted to fart around people.

I don't think so. You have to be really hot for me to be into it. So then Raj asks Amy, all right, so the people who watch your videos, obviously have a fart fetish and that's their kink. What's your kink? So he was like, oh, let me think about that. But I guess one of my kinks could be,

I learned what this was, is a praise kink. And it's just where you know, you love to get positive feedback from your partner or the person whatever whoever you're being intimate with. And I just, I don't know, I love to get positive feedback from your partner or the person, whatever you're being intimate with. And I just, I don't know, I just really like that. I love positive feedback and I love to just be told great things about myself. That's not a cake.

That's not a cake. My cake is people studying for Patreon. Patreon has really five cats. That's my whole thing. That's what makes me a boner. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What's your kick? I don't know people praising me.

Yeah. Saying that I'm amazing. I like to be able to compliment my boobs. Yeah. Okay. If you say so. I feel like a woman going, oh yeah, I'm really new diamond jewelry.

Yeah, right. Oh, shit. Yeah. And this is the last clip I have where this kind of sums up the show for everyone and the message that they have. No shame in being who you are. And that's just like my big message to you guys. Like just be you and love you and take care of yourself.

You know, like you guys are freaking awesome. All right, shame exists for a reason. It's an important part of being a human being because let's say you're a map a minor attracted person You should be ashamed of that. Yeah, I never racked on it There are things that you should be ashamed of and I would think a fart fetish would be one of those Just my opinion I could be wrong. I hate fucking animals Right, yes, not freaking in it's also something you should be ashamed of. I hate this thing where it's just like,

you just be you, I don't care if you're psycho killer or what it is, but you just gotta live your truth and don't be ashamed. Fucking slippery slope you go. Yeah, it's not good in my opinion. All right, anything else you wanna play from your clips here Andy? No, that's enough of this.

All right, then let's move on with a. Bridge of the week, Gringe of the week And it starts with Adam Thurow Sending an eclipse from a show called Fet Ugly and Gay So when you act like a jerk with no provocation or context Guess what? You're just being a dick And I'm gonna treat you like a dick

And I'm going to beat the shit out of you. I'm gonna beat that dick until it throws up. Yeah. I get it. Thank you. I think it was I want mastermind. Yeah. Me, my guess on that one. All right, I have a second cringe of the week and I tease. I went to the mark norm Norman last night I met Mark for the first time and we had talked about coming on the show. He's very busy this week and so he wasn't

able to come on. But I tease on Twitter. I had put out the photo of me and Mark and said, Hey, it's just going to be on WTP. I wasn't lying because Mark Norman was on Ryan Long's podcast, Boyzcast. And thanks to Brock Martin for sending this in. And this is your first boner problem at 27. Oh, I was a boner guy, playground, funeral, you name it, had a boner everywhere. Family reunion. Did you hear that? Mark Normans, a boner guy.

Oh, I was a boner guy. That's amazing. Are you a boner guy? There you go. Oh, that was a boner guy. Finally, someone hits her. I'm gonna go on the board. He's finally got it. Very good. Oh, that was a boner guy. Finally, someone hits her. It's got to go on the board. It's finally got it. Very good.

Guys, the Chid Zoo Mach stuff. Listen, I know there are some people who are like over it. It's getting very interesting. Oh, yeah. Obviously. Okay. I mean, I don't know what happened. I need to be caught up.

Okay, I've been sick. So I'm a little behind. Fill me in real quick. What happened with the black eye? What is the fuck is the deal? It's time to mock. Zoom mock. I won't fill you in on this Andy.

I will let Rover from Rover's Morning Glory. Oh no. Fill you in on this. Okay. Rover's Morning Glory is a show that we reviewed many years ago. It took over for a lot of markets, including our market for Howard Stern when he went to satellite. It's out of Cleveland originally and it happens to be on the same station that Chad

Zumak was on when he was in Cleveland. Chad was on the Elacock show on the afternoon. Rover is in the morning show. So they know Chad Zumak. They know him pretty well. The one guy on the show was, it's in the morning show. So they know Chad Zuma. They know him pretty well. The one guy on the show was friends with him, it's got Charlie, which he'll be hearing from. Oh yeah.

Yeah. So they got word of this attack that happened on Chad. You know, Chad, we talked about it on the last episode where he started streaming at like 3 a.m. or 4 a.m. And he's got this big shiner and he's out of dirty and he's like, these guys jump me. They said, don't fuck with Kumiya. I got beat up.

And since then, he's gone on to speculate. He doesn't think it was Anthony. He thinks they said that to throw him off the trail. He thinks it was actually Aaron from SteelTel. So he said these goons to beat him up. What a narrative. Yeah, I wanted this guy to create some narratives, doesn't he? So this is very impressive because these guys include one.

No way more about Chad than I could ever possibly know. Oh, great. Apparently the guy that used to work here, Chad. Remember Chad Zuma? Yes. He used to work on the afternoon show. Well, apparently, try to get this time, I want to get the timeline right. He's recently attacked. He's recently attacked. And jail. And well, that's the interesting thing. I thought this guy, the last I heard of this guy go he's got to be in jail because he was hit with all these felony charges for he would go into a the locker room at a gym and he would steal people's

stuff right out of the lockers. They'd steal their credit cards and wallets and stuff and then go use the credit cards at fancy steak houses, grocery stores, things like that. They find the guy through surveillance video, they bust the guy and you think, well, whatever happened with that, but I guess this was, it's part of the new justice reform or whatever, you do something wrong, you don't pay, there's no consequence for it. So I, that's the last I heard of this guy. Right. So these guys are keeping up with Chad the way most people do through his criminal activity,

just kidding updates from time to time on that. Now I want to thank Jennifer Christie who sent this into me, who told me because Rover talked about it the day after Chad put out that video. And then they talked about it after that again, because Chad, of course had a respond to that. These guys are obsessed with me doing that old fucking thing. It's like, Chad, you're the one who's making a spectacle

of yourself. You're looking for attention every way possible. If I got the shit kicked out of me, the last thing I would think of is I got a YouTube immediately. I need to be on YouTube right now. So Chad won this attention. He got the attention. I called on the Anthony show on, what was it, Thursday or Wednesday with Gavin McGinnis

after we did WATP. And even Anthony goes out and goes, I don't wanna talk about Chad anymore. But they ended up talking about for another 50 minutes because people are calling out everyone's talking about this thing, you know. Chad's making up some crazy stories and it's ridiculous. So, all right, so they explain the backstory

of him getting fired from the Alan Cox show. Apparently, that car that he crashed into a tree while drunk in Cleveland, his second DUI, was given to him by a dealership because it was like a promotional thing. You work for the radio station, we'll give you a car, talk about it, talk about your experience, all this kind of stuff,

that he smashes and I'm like, I'm like, you're talking, you're talking to the Z101 Mopiel. Chad, show the public how tree proof this is. That's a Tesla drives itself, right? No. It was the one that went up. It was the one that took the airbags out of it.

But anyway. was he was that way it was he would have taken the airbags out of it. But anyway. He apparently he has a huge ax to grind with Bert Kreischer and me for whatever reason. So a lot of other people would send me. He's like a wag west. He would be on the internet and he would tweet stuff and then he'd let it sit there for one minute, maybe two backs and then delete the tweet. It's the weirdest thing. I'm not quite sure what the point of that is to tweet and then immediately delete it 30 seconds later. Yes, it is odd behavior. He does this all the time. All of his live series has been doing lately. He just delete some immediately after he's done doing it.

I don't know what the purposes of that. It's either you want to be online or not. I don't know. Yeah, you just think better of your bad decisions and take it down. That would probably that that sounds logical, Andy. Sounds like you might be out of something with that. I don't know. All right. So listen up, Chad. I know you're listening to the show as you always do.

Rover's got some information for you. There's an ongoing threat of theme through everything that this guy does, which is everyone else is crazy. They have serious mental issues. He's the victim, he's the normal one, but everyone else. Now, it's the classic example of if everyone else is a terrible person and a dick, you might be the person that's actually the terrible person and the dick because nothing is your fault. Everyone else is horrible.

Yeah, he might be right about this one. I've never enjoyed Rovershell until now. I'm very much enjoying everything this guy is saying right now because he's right. And they have firsthand experience with this guy. He would send emails to the CEO of I Heart or to Saskey thorough operations manager crying about it that we're picking on him and threatening to suit. The guy's the biggest friggin baby in the world. He's such a little bitch. He is such a little bitch. He's sending emails to the CEO and your programming director trying to get you guys in trouble. Are they chief of police of Rochester? Yeah, right Fucking ass hole. All right, so then they They talk about his arrest record. It's never gets old. He was arrested for

Shoplifting a ninja blender out of a cold. Oh, so you talked about the last time when you got okay So the last you're talking about the last time you thought got, okay, so the last, you're talking about the last time you thought about him when he was at the liquor store and was stealing the bottle of vodka. No, no, no, that was the time. That was the time when a liquor store owner posted on social media, do you know who this A-hole is that just came in and robbed my shoplift or whatever, not rob, but stole this and then, and then, and then, okay.

No, no, not that different time. You're talking about, you're talking about the credit cards. The credit cards. So I never knew, I never knew much about, I just heard that. I didn't know. I'm like, dim it from somewhere in the disc or I was like, oh, now rovers out this narrative too. All of these people are making up this chandarrative.

Wow, how did we coordinate all of this? I don't even know rover. We're not even friends. Somehow we were able to coordinate this chat narrative. Wow, how did we coordinate all of this? I don't even know where over. We're not even friends. Somehow we're able to coordinate this whole narrative together about chat sucks. I love it. It's a bad person. I love it when a culture just comes together

around somebody being a jerk off like this. You're like, oh, you know he's in fucking piece of shit too? Yeah. How many times can this happen? You know, he's struck gold a couple of times. It's just holy shit. So this one was news to me. There's a few things in here that were news to me.

He stole a credit card, at least the evidence pointed to this. The day that they lined all of this up with the dates and times of everything in the police report. He stole a credit card allegedly and used this to buy Instagram followers. And when they found out that when the credit card is reported stolen or whatever, there's a charge back done on it or whatever. So his followers, these people really cross reference. They had all they, they, they, they, they, they really did a deep dive. And they figured out they go, look at this very interesting spike on Instagram where all of a sudden, you know, you might gain, this

guy was gaining like three or four followers a day. And then in one day, it shot up like 5,000 followers. That's rough. And because then the police can go, well, what was this credit card spent on? And they just look and it goes to his, I mean, that's rough. You can't say, oh, that wasn't me, somebody else stole it and bought me followers for myself. But then when they charge back, then they, when they cross reference when it was like discovered or whatever, then that company like removed the followers once the charge back was done. So they must have like unfollowed and he had like a 5,000 person dropouts.

No, poor guy. They wanted to feel bad for that. But farm returned my money. Oh, areas. So then they start talking about this kumias cucks show that he has. They're talking about it. Yes. Because they're trying to figure out what's this guy up to you? What's he doing? They fucking care. Oh my god. This is so hot. And if you're a fan, you're a cock of his. A kumi a cock of corn. That's as if we've fan. If you're like a super fan or somehow in Anthony Cume's realm or in his inner circle, Chad is doing podcasts against these certain people, some guy named

Carl, I don't know, some guy, some girl named Chrissy, I don't know these people, but he's been going after them for I guess weeks, maybe months. Yes. Correct. So funny. after them for I guess weeks, maybe months. Yes, correct. So funny. This has become because they, the way they introduced this, they're like, all right, you guys probably don't know who this is, but he was on an afternoon show here at our flagship station 13 years ago.

Yeah. You know, they have to explain to people who chance, you mock even as even in Cleveland, no one's ever like, who, what? Yeah. So they have to explain it to them. And they're like, this is why it's interesting. Yeah. You pretended to get beat up. You gonna be like, this is why it's interesting. Yeah.

You pretended to get beat up. You pulled a whole, just a small, that thing. We're like one month away from getting chocolate charlie on this show. And one guy that he's really against is some guy that does a YouTube show out of Minnesota called SteelToe. All right, now I don't know anything about.

I'm serious. I don't know anything about. Are you serious? I don't think about steel toe. Let me look this up. I'm just gonna look at his show here. Even a dude, he's like, wait, what? What the hell? He's mad at steel toe. What's happening over here?

She never knows what's going on. That's true. It's a good point. It's a good point. So this is the biggest laugh right here. The chat has received in Cleveland, radio in 13 years. Congratulations, Chad, you're back.

And then I get jumped at 11.30 this evening by two dudes. You know what they said? Don't fuck with Komiya. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No way that's going to happen. Yeah, we all know that there's no way that that's what happened. It's ridiculous. Was it stuttering John's crippled friend beating him up? Yes, right. Stay on a riverdale. So this is the best part.

This is the part that I didn't know about. Rover is positive that this is like, lie, and he's got a very good reason for it. This sounds suspiciously similar to a, the exact same scenario that he claimed happened. This was probably about, I don't know, seven or eight years ago, I'm guessing I don't know the exact timeline. But I got a call, actually the radio station, Sasqueeth, our old operations manager, got a call from a detective and a police department. And he said, hey, we're investigating a case.

And we're looking for some information on this and he goes, okay, so we're investigating this case with Chad Zumak. Now, I'm sure Sasuke thought this was another DUI, another shoplifting case, another public inbox, something like that. But they go, no, no, he was an alleged

victim of a, he was jumped outside of a movie theater by two guys and they beat him up. And as they were beating him up, they yelled, this is for Rover. They said that. Yes, holy shit, jazz done this before. This is the first time he's done this. One of the chances of getting beat up by fans of two different radio personalities in your lifetime.

That's like lightning strike kind of shit right there. Well, normally I would agree, but if you're Chad, I bet you get beat up a lot. Yeah, that's a good point. They said a lot of things actually. And then they said, donate money to Chad's Patreon or else. And then they said, don't eat money to chance, patriotic. So this reminded me, I was watching MLC the other day and Johnny Russo was in the chat.

And Johnny Russo is one of the authors of Anthony's book. He works with Anthony and he's working on a new book now. Johnny's working with him on that. So he knows Anthony very well. And he wrote in the chat that if there was a police report filed, and he wrote in that police report, oh, by the way, there was no police report filed because that's a freedom of information thing. People found all the police reports from Tampa around that time, and that was not in there. So Chazline, but

if he did file a police report, and he did tell the cops, yeah, they said, don't fuck with Kumiya, the police would call Anthony Kumiya. That's part of their job. They have to at least call him. They have not. So obviously this is all lie. You're imagining a call. Hey, and sorry to bother you with this.

We got to do this. Yeah. If two of your fans start getting touched with you, telling you that they beat up Chad Zuma, I could give us a call. Could you give us a call? Can you buy him a beer for me? And so he had filed, he actually did file a police report claiming that I hired two goons to somehow apparently stalk him to a movie theater in Akron or something. I don't even remember where this one

down. Beat him up in the L. This is for Rover. They had to sit beside behind him in the theater and watch the movie. I'm just trying to watch white chicks. All of a sudden I'm getting punched in the face. I just tried to watch white chicks all of a sudden I'm getting punched in the face. So that's so fucking funny because this is right out of his playbook. Chad has a very thin playboy. And he flips through the pages and he gets the same thing over and over again. It keeps trying it. It never works, but maybe one of these days.

So I think this is where Rover comes to the same conclusion that I just did. What are the odds that the same person gets jumped twice in their life by rabid radio fans? He lives in like walks his walk over. It's I walk around. So then they started speculating on what might have happened. And I thought this was interesting. He probably got loaded and fell down stairs where he just is eye on a door number, something after he stumbled out of a place. What running out trying to shop lift an injured one. It's a piano. Remember that episode in the sopranos where that one rapper wanted street cred and he paid the, he paid people to shoot him. Remember that? Could it possible, be possible that he paid somebody to beat him up? Remember that when Bobby got hired to shoot that guy in the lag because he was trying to get

street cred for being shot? Is it possible that these goons were hired by Chad Zubak himself. movie and I was just going to believe this stuff. It's insane. So then they bring up the fact that he is bragging about this, um, few he had with Maxwell. Now they know who Maxwell is very well because they're in Cleveland where Maxwell was saying so they find this to be ridiculous. And I'll send from out of nowhere. I get, can hit from behind. And they start kicking and punching and punching and kicking two dudes. And I heard one guy say, don't with Komiya, swear to God, hand to God, hand to my mother, hand to everything, don't with Komiya. And if you guys think this is some pro wrestling, this is real life.

I don't do steel toe. Now I don't do this.. Now, I don't do the that's why I warned him. I warned him. I go, stay the way, dude. I get in. I've been going after Maxwell and Cleveland 15 years because he started doing this guy. He's bringing a Maxwell for how long? This guy from this guy hasn't been on the air in 15 years. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck does Steel Toe and Maxwell have to do with you getting beat up by two guys yelling kumia?

Why do you even bringing that up? Because he's a fucking idiot. He's got the same shit over and over again. You only know seven things and he keeps saying that over and over. Chad versus the rest of the world. Yeah, yes. He really should team up with Tom Myers at this point. So I think that that's hilarious that they're laughing hysterically at Chad going,

yeah, I took down Maxwell. I'm like, Max also been on the air in 13 years. Yeah, he's talking about. And if you fought the guy for 15 years, he didn't really take him down. Did you? I know he was biting his time, waiting to jump Chad. I really don't think Anthony's behind it. Do I think Carl from Notchers was behind it?

No, I don't think he's just a dork. But when you recklessly just go after people, nonstop and just say, and just say whatever the fuck you fuck, whatever you can dig up on the internet and write it and just run with it. Wait, isn't exactly what Chad is doing right now to Aaron. Is he going after Aaron for everything personally?

He finds on social media. And now he's saying that people like myself and Aaron have caused this violence to happen because of our comedy shows that we do. Comedy causes violence according to Chad Zubak. Okay. There's gonna be some mentally unstable people who will take that seriously, and I'm living proof. Oh, go fuck yourself.

I'm gonna have to asshole. Go fuck yourself, trying to pin this on anyone other than if someone did beat you up, and I want to point this out. He claims to two guys, you heard him on that clip, say two guys jump me, throwin' punches, kicking me. He has one mark on his entire body. Just as I, his nose isn't busted. He doesn't have anything on his fake lip.

Yeah, it's like dude, what are you talking about? You were dirty and greasy and you had a black eye. And it doesn't compute. In fact, there was a very interesting theory being thrown around when I was checking out Anthony Cumia and Gavin McGinnis, Gavin opined that perhaps he was outsealing catalytic converters. Because that's a thing that's been going on, actually, no, you know what? Actually, I'm sorry, it was a caller that called in who said there's been a lot of reports

of stolen catalytic converters from cars. And in that area, where Chad lives. Oh, it happened in my neighborhood and that would explain him being dirty. Greasy. Someone busted him. Yup. And beat the crap out of him. Correct. So it's very possible. He's underneath the car. The owner comes out, Hey, what the fuck are you doing asshole? And so he's got grease all over when he gets punched in the eye or maybe grease

lands in his eye. And that's why it's all swollen and infected and shit because again, I said this before, but it doesn't make any sense he goes I just got back from the hospital and he's filthy it does not happen that they will clean you up They'll wipe you down when you go to the hospital They don't want you having grease over your fucking fingernails Well, you're touching your eye and your face and your mouth and everything like that. They certainly don't let you leave with a Hitler stash Nobody wants that. There's no police report.

There was no hospital bracelet or anything. There's no evidence that any of this happened. I like the catalytic converter theory. It's kind of interesting. It's funny. Sorry. I'm still paused on this clip. Let's get back to it.

Got sidetracked there. It's an incredible coincidence, isn't it, that he was beat up twice by people who jumped him randomly and shouted out the names of radio hosts after that. Kumiya and Rover. What are the odds of that? And you know, when Chad is saying stuff like the reason why violence is happening is because people like Aaron and Carl, that's the same thing they did to Alex Jones, where they're like, well, we gotta sue him for infinity dollars

because he was saying that Sandhook didn't happen and then people harassed the parents, so therefore it's Alex Jones fault. Like, well, Alex Jones never told anyone to harass these people, what are you talking about? But that's a thing now. You can soup someone for not even inciting violence, but if violence happens,

then you could sue someone who was just talking about that thing. Okay, good luck with that, Chad. I mean, I don't think you're gonna get 1.6 billion out of it. Don't tell John about that. I know what's this. This career opportunity. I was just trying to get on Missouri Loves Company.

These guys broke in and pulled my pants down and y'all don't fuck with Dick Clark. And I'm nude on the internet. That's why he was just underpants. All right. This guy hasn't been brought up for years and this does garner him the attention that he's so desperately craves. To have an outlandish ridiculous made up story like this. I know that

didn't happen. This won't amount to anything. They will never find anyone who did this or whatever. This is, this is all made up. Agreed. Yeah. A lot of chat rights of the book. If I did it. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

If I did fake people beating me up, here's how I would have done it. So rovers write about that. Chad wants attention. He got the attention that he wanted. But I don't know that he's going to want this much attention because now people are starting to zoom in on all the different things that he's done over the years. Things I didn't know about.

This is a longer clip, but I think it's worth it. I didn't know anything about this fake USO tour. God. The Chad's what? Oh yeah, entertaining the troops. Chad, give it a, Chad, give it a back. The best one was when he said that he was going on his worldwide comedy tour. Do you remember this one, Charlie?

This was when he was doing, oh, it's you for the troops. Or the US, US, sorry, USO. He's performing as a standup for all of the troops, for the American troops. Given him a little comedy relief, USO tour, here I am in Croatia, here I am in Kabul, Afghanistan, or whatever, and he's posting these. And this is going to be gone for a month or two months or whatever, 60 days. I'm going to be on this USO tour. I'm going to be performing for the troops.

And I'll be keeping you updated here and there. And he posts a picture. It turns out that all of that was phony baloney. All of those photos were just stock images, stuff he had searched out on the internet of those cities. Of course. were just stock images, stuff he had searched out on the internet of those cities. And he was not on a USO tour. He was actually in rehab, but he was embarrassed about being in rehab, I guess, so he concocted his world tour and was posting pictures on social media as if

he was really there. That's the greatest one. I love that one so much. That's insane. That's great. Holy shit. You don't want to attention. Alert the media. Yeah. Wow.

They figured it out when they realized I wasn't middleing for the ghost of Bob Hope. Wow. That's true. I not heard that one. Chad faked a US outdoor with photoshopping himself and Dubai. Wow. That's fucking hilarious.

Comedian shot from Bullseye. All right, so that was the first day. And then the second day, Rover does another segment on this. And I love, nothing brings people together like a common enemy because I've never loved Rover so much. The fact that the fact that Rover, if he's still actually talking about me 10 years later, is so sad on every level.

Oh, yeah, I should set this up. So he's actually reading what Chad said and Chad was trying to make the case that, oh, it's pathetic. Rover's still talking about me. I haven't even been in that market in 13 years. That's so pathetic. I mean, well, it's like, yeah, but Chad, you made up of this crazy lie and it's interesting. And we know you. So we're going to talk about it. So this is, this is what he's talking about here. The fact that, the fact that Rover, if he's still actually talking about me 10 years later, is so sad on every level. And that's the part that I actually find very rich.

Is irony, is hypocrisy lost on this guy? This is a guy who in the video piece we played last night when he's making this ridiculous claim. When we played it yesterday morning, he's making this ridiculous claim when we played it yesterday morning. He's making this ridiculous claim that he was beat up over some radio beef.

Dimensions in that video, how he's been going after a guy named Maxwell who was on the radio 15 years ago. That's a good point. That's a really good point. He loves calling people out for shit that he does all the time. Like we talk about like people cocking up to people. He does that shit all the time. It's just different people that he likes to cock up to.

The cock. So he's cocking around with his cock. Yeah, fucking cock. Dude, they back at Gack. That only my equals there. So I thought that was a really good point. Then he goes, he goes, Chad's trying to call me over talking about him.

People are sending me this video of him accusing Anthony Cubi of sending goons to her, or maybe not steal tell, or whoever is hiring goons to beat him up. Yeah, we're gonna talk about that. You're the one who was talking about how you're still feuding with Maxwell, who's not even on the radio. It doesn't even have a podcast anymore. He's totally out of the game and he's still bringing him up.

So, then, this is day two, remember. Jesus. Chad brought this out himself. He's bringing all of this out himself. They bring up something that I had heard about, but I've never brought up on the show because, what do I know? I don't know if I can, this stuff is true,

but these guys know him. They know him well. So, I believe the Rover team on this one. When things started going downhill for this zoom out guy, actually they've been going downhill a long time. But when people really started getting on his ass was when text messages were published. Do you recall this Charlie? And it was a girl who had some mental issues, who was in a claintance of the Zumaq, and he

relentlessly texted her numerous times. Just boom, boom, boom, boom, machine gun texted her, commit suicide. You'd be better off dead. Everyone wishes you were dead. Do the world a favor and just kill yourself. It will be better for you and everyone around you. Jesus Christ. Whoa.

What a dick. Yeah, he was telling a girl to kill herself, messaging her over and over again to kill herself. That's a dick move. I don't get the bit. I don't get how that's everybody. It's fucking pigments and real fucking pigments. He's a real fucking pig with this pig, man.

And you're out about that. Holy shit. When Chad Braggs about, he likes to make fun of me because I live in Rochester. And he Braggs about how I got left Cleveland. I think he had to. Holy shit, Chad. When I hear about your past and the shit that you were up to, I don't think anyone would put up with you anymore. You're Cleveland privileges of remote. Yeah, you got run out of town, buddy. Holy shit, this is insane. And Chad brought up the fact that I guess

one of Rover's call screeners killed himself. So Chad has made up this narrative that Rover has something to do with that. And Rover's like, what are you talking about? Oh, I can't. Holy shit. This is a guy he's constantly pointing his finger at people for shit that he does. And you know what happens when you point your finger at him? Three fingers pointing back at you. This guy is mentally ill. I mean, it really is, I don't know if it's sad because the guy's such an incredible dick. I mean, he's really just one of the worst people that I've ever come across in all of my

years. He's really just a huge a-hole. And I say that in all sincerity, I've met a lot of a-holes in my life, but very few of them are like, man, just, he takes it to a whole new level. Yes, that is very correct. And when I see people sticking up for chat, do you know who you're sticking up for? Are you understanding this, like,

muttering, jagging, shit, or like, sticking for chat, doing like, this guy's a criminal. He tells mentally ill people to kill themselves. That's shitty behavior. That's a shitty, shitty person. And Charlie I guess used to be friends with him. So he's going to talk about it a little bit here. It is almost still sad to see this and to see what is, must be mental illness mixed with

years of substance abuse. It's almost, I don't know, are you depressed Charlie? You know this guy better than I do, but are you depressed or do you just become a rotten guy that you don't even feel sorry for him? No, it's a problem because I actually was friends with him. I'd go out and go have a drink and we'd have a great time together and he was fun to be around. And then for some reason something changed. And at the time, we would be hanging out. He was battling somebody else.

I don't remember who it was. Maybe Maxwell at the time. And that's all, I mean, he was hyper focused on that. And you could see, like, oh, I didn't think much of it. I went, all right, he's really wrong by that. But then eventually you see, oh, he gets hyper focused on anybody at some time. He gets hyper right now. He's hyper focused on Anthony Cumia and the steel toe guy. And that's who his, that's who his thing is before it was us, before it was me specifically,

before you specifically before that was, I believe he's gone after Bill Squire, the guy that took his job, or didn't even take his job, got hired after he got himself fired and feels that Bill needs to be knocked down a peg or two. It's just nonstop. It's just person after person after person's show, after show after show. How is it possible? The entire format of my show for six and a half, seven years, something like that has been goofing on people. And I don't have nearly as many feuds as Chad Zubak's had. How is that possible? The Chad is pissing everyone, getting into all these fights.

It seems like maybe Chad's a problem. And don't take it from me, take it from Charlie, who used to hang out with the guy and was friends with him. Probably every day he starts his day with I'm going to make 20 more fake Gmail accounts and start 20 more fake Twitter profiles, 20 more fake Facebook, and keep a log of that so

that I can as they either they get shut down or whatever you keep reusing. I mean, he has, in my estimation, Charlie and you might even even, would you say hundreds of fake accounts that he's making money needs? How do he start his day making them, but he makes them, he needs them. Yeah. He's making soccer counts. Even his friend agrees. He's definitely making soccer counts because he's been busted doing that as you know, but

let's get back to this. These emails he's sending to this person who's suicidal. So this is, I guess, to some girl named Chelsea, is that right? I'm guessing this is who posted it. I don't know if Chelsea was receiving this, but here we go. Here's the emails from Chad. All right, do I start at the bottom or go up? Start at the top, stop. Okay.

There are so many options when it comes to killing yourself. Please explore them, get away from the pain. Be free. Okay. You are a problem. So and so is doing his best to look like a good dude because he's a corporate whore. Post this about me.

I want you to kill yourself. Do it for everyone so we can have a normal life. You want to do it deep down, so do it. Okay, and then we'll continue, yeah. I heard you threatened to kill yourself. Why don't you just do it already? You and that's, you should do it. Seriously, you could have ended all,

these are multiple messages. I'll throw out today what the first one 955 AM To the next one 214 PM then this next one at five. This is a nine to five job to them Seriously, you could end it all quit causing problems for people and be at peace once and for all You've caused so many problems for me for no reason go be with the Lord. This is crazy. I know this is very dark right now. Oh, Lord. This is very dark. He could have been writing jokes in that.

I know. I know it's not. I told him it's writing jokes on the time. No, he's typing emails to people who are suicidal. It courageingly gets to kill themselves. Jesus, Chad. Chad, we thought you were cool, man. Yeah. No wonder he talks about being cool in high school.

He's been a fucking sociopath ever since. Yeah, he isn't a cool since fuck. What a dildo. What's he doing? And then at 8 p.m. another three hours later, Chelsea, you need to commit suicide. I know so and so. If I wasn't cleared before, for the best for everyone, you caused so many problems for so many people. You shouldn't be living. Just take your life and be free.

You've been a major problem in my life. Do the right thing. How was he not arrested for this? Like, these are things you shouldn't put in writing. Yeah, really? If you feel this way about someone, you either tell them on the street or you call them, you don't type it, it's said it.

I don't know, I'm not an expert on that sort of thing. I'm just saying, seems a little bit crazy. Don't even have had a lot of fun here today. Okay, what have we done? So one more thing, guys, I know we're bringing up all this new shit about, Jen, that we didn't even know about. Here's, I know we've talked about, he's been arrested for stalking a couple of different times.

These guys happen to know a little bit more about it than I did. I do remember also that he had, I know a, I don't think would want to be named, but she's a television anchor. And he came completely obsessed with this married television anchor to the point where, I mean, this chick had to like change her number and like everything because he started stalking her and started going like it was bloggers.

Jesus Christ. So he's stalking a girl he sees on TV. Fuck. This is a three hour morning show. Who did I get? I know. Jens, the reason why everyone's talking about this stuff though. Right.

Holy shit, who knew? No wonder he spends all of his money scrubbing the internet of any information about him. We know that he uses Reputation.com to scrub anything off the internet that he can because these things are insane, they're indefendable. It's not good, it's not a good look. And lately, I've noticed that Chad's been kissing OP's ass

and OP's been talking about this a little bit. Actually, we played that video first. This is Opie, because Opie sent out a video about Chad, it was like a positive kind of video. These idiots. They really, they really like themselves and they're like, Chad's instincts are so bad. When he came on my show, he was standing up

for Stuttering John, which was a terrible decision on his part. So that was stupid. So long list of bad decisions. Yeah, and no, he's taken opi side and bashing Anthony. So that's stupid. And actually, before I play the opi thing, this is E-Rock South of the studio

because people are sending shit to compound that's being said. This is Chad Zumak from just February, just a week or two ago. Oh, well, whatever. I'll be an anti-bull suck in my opinion. Okay. So now he's saying that both OP and Anthony Suck, which is the dumbest take ever, the OP and Anthony show has created an entire category of comedy talk shows.

There's so many people who are doing this, who are giving credit to Opiate Anthony, who are inspired by that, are using that, and to say like they both sucks, like well, that's a shitty take, dude. You're an idiot. You don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, this is kind of funny

because Opiate dresses the Chad Zuma, I think. I was in Mizorimak's company's chat yesterday, and OP was in there too. At least I think it was the real OP, maybe not. But OP was in there, Chad, along. And I was just messaging him, like, OP, most podcasts don't suck this bad. This is why you think podcasts suck.

Because you're watching Mizurimak's company. I think this is my podcast. It's not the promise you. I was trying to explain that to him. I was trying to help. I want to do it. Did you hear Chad Zumaq was beat up in his eyes completely shut? I'm like, a lot of you, I saw a little of that yesterday.

One of my guys said you got to check the Saudi, sent me a link. You know, it's interesting what Chad's doing. It's interesting what Kevin Brennan's doing, but Bob Levy smart enough and Kevin Brennan smart enough that Something Something something seemed a little fishy with that whole thing. That's that's all I'm gonna say That's all I'm gonna say Yeah, no one's buying Chad story. No. Not as co-hosts, not this dubbing gruggies.

No one's buying it. Oh, but I was like, Stevie Wonder, he's like, all right, let's have a big fun of blind people now. Yeah. Wasn't there, I don't know. The story is he got jumped or something, and it might have been from what Anthony's people. But let me go back to that.

But I watched for, and like I've said many times on this thing, I don't really watch people's stuff. It's very rare. But every once in a while, I'll click on something and I clicked yesterday and I was thoroughly entertained. I like Kevin Brennan's honesty about Anthony and what's going on over there at his company. That's bullshit right there. This is OP Piling on because,

and I mentioned this when I called into Anthony's show, Kevin Brennan is using this as an opportunity to try to get more drama going because Kevin's whole thing was, he was a guest on Anthony's show every Thursday. Anthony was throwing him a hundred bucks to be a guest. Normally, you don't pay people to be a guest in your show, but I know a cost money to get into the city and come on the show. Here's a hundred bucks. So then Kevin, without talking to Anthony one day, just decided like, oh, he's not paying me up money. I'm never going to go on that show again. He's

cheap, but it's like, oh, okay, weird, whatever. And so Kevin tried to start this thing, and it worked. It's him versus compound, and Gino, and Anthony, and people are tuning in to watch this drama. So now this thing happens with Chad, and Kevin jumps down, and he's like, oh, yeah, anyone who likes compound media would definitely do something like this. This is definitely something that someone who likes compound would do. They would definitely beat someone up in the street. It's like, okay, that's just nonsense. This is stupid. But you're saying that because you want to get this drama going with compound with Anthony,

because they're all ignoring you. So you're trying to use that. And fucking, Wopi is going, I like his honesty. You like his honesty. You don't see the angle that he's working here, Wopi. Are you that dumb or are you just pretending to be that dumb? Retortical question. Yeah.

About Anthony and what's going on over there at his company. I like that a lot because I correlated and Kevin was more on than not. I did see the black eye on Chad too. It's obviously something happened. And he held this. Yeah. The YouTube chat here. That fucking sun glare from night. I yeah

The idea that you do a morning show and you point the camera directly at the Sun. Yeah, it's so stupid. Oh, be what he doing Before the sunrise is fine as soon as you're staring directly into the sun It's not a good look. He's people to know. I know he is a nice pen out. Yeah, we know. We know, Opie. We know. Story together, but I was watching Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan and they're like, this is really good, but we have questions, but maybe we shouldn't ask questions right now and let this play out because we're making a stupid amount of money

and a ton of people are watching us right now. I love it. Opie knows it's bullshit. I'm suspicious there, Roberts, for the simple reason that I was watching Bob Levy, who's, you know, Bob Levy's been around the block a few times. Kevin Brennan has been around the block a few times and I was watching their, their body language. So, you know, as the kids say, chabs have to come up with some more receipts.

Yes. We'll see how that plays out today. I would love to be wrong. And I'm not saying it is BS. I have questions and I'm suspicious. I'm the actual story. But to be fair, you know, maybe Chad will come up with more evidence today that proves that his story was absolutely true.

But like I said, man, very entertaining, kept my interest. A lot of people were checking out the MLC podcast yesterday and we'll see how that plays out. Yeah. So people were asking Chad and the chat because no one believes him. Obviously it's the ridiculous story. He, so people were asking Chad in the chat because no one believes them. Obviously it's the ridiculous stories so stupid. And so people were asking like, can you show a bruise or something? Can you show any evidence that you went to the hospital, that you were actually beat up and you know, Chad's whole thing. I was like, I don't have to prove

anything to anyone. And my word is bond. Yeah, right. Exactly. I mean, sure, I lie all the time every day, but this time is different. You just have to take my word for it for some reason. Okay, if you say so. Sorry, that was a longer segment, but I just- No, a lot came out. I couldn't get enough of that, rover. So listen to it last night. Fire clothes.

Yeah, that's pretty, I got it. It's fantastic. Rovers morning glory. So anytime I play people reading notes, sentimental ill people telling them to kill themselves. I need a palette cleanser. my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the no because that's absurd. Eric Nagelway and in the discord. This is a hot take. He says, it's all complete nonsense. Agreed, Eric. I think you're right

about that. E-Rox can be on the show coming up soon. I know we had a reschedule. Oh, yeah. So we're going to get him, get his perspective on things. I was on, as I mentioned, with Dick Masterson and Sean, the audio engineer, we were doing a crossover show. And at the end of the show, Dick goes, Hey, is Patty C. He comes back. I'm like, Oh, yeah. He's back big time. He's a big way. Yeah. I go, you did a whole hour long episode on his Patreon about you and me and just like what? Why am I not following this? I do that's my beat. I do the Patrick Michael stop. I did a cross-over-shows December, like what does it do? Get your own bowl cow. Yeah, I'm sorry

So I brought up to him the fact that this guy he doesn't want his name being, but this guy pretended to be Dick Masterson and sent Patty C. Cups an email. And so he sent me a note about this because remember we played on the show that Patty was like, and then Dick emailed me and bubble-bubble-bubble-boblawed, and Dick didn't email him,

but this guy is the one who did, he wrote, hey, girl, I was listening to episode 389, and when you got to the Patrick Michael segment, you were talking about an email he got from Dick. I couldn't believe it because that was me. I sent him an email a year ago, but I didn't be Dick from the obviously fake address, the Dick show podcast that she emailed out. So it seems legit. I don't know. In the email, which I've attached, I just mother fuck do you party? Well, I didn't get a response in like a week,

and I forgot about the whole thing because I was pretty lazy and frankly, it was unfunny gay up. I just assumed he saw right through it and didn't bother responding. To my shack, he responded six months later, bought a hook, lined, and sinker, and has apparently been holding on to it for over a year now.

I always knew petty was dumb, but this takes the cake. It was a funnier man. If I was a funnier man, I would turn this into more content. However, I think you might see through me pretending to be Jenny Jinkles or producer Chris. Anyway, I thought I'd give you a peek behind the curtain. Even think it's worthwhile content. I feel full of mention on the show, but blah blah blah blah. So here's the email that he sent to Patty Seaka.

Oh, shit, I got gotta zoom way in on this. This is some fine print people, yikes. All right, this is coming from Dick Masterson to the briefcase party, says, hey buddy, this is Dick Masterson, host of the Dixho. If you remember, we tried to book you as a guest awhile back, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, I'd like to weigh in on the whole,

the briefcase verse is, do you party debate first of all? I'm a massive fan of the briefcase. And I think do you parties on most of the whole garbage where boring people tell shitty stories? Secondly, I know what I'm talking about because I also host a podcast that is more successful than yours.

You could find episodes of my podcast at thedickshow.com. Lastly, as stipulated in previous episodes, I would test a picture of my face from when I was on Dr. Phil, go fuck yourself. So as you mentioned, the briefcase respawns very long after that email was sent. Oh, I forgot I was supposed to give a fuck about you. Congrats on Dr. Phil, I guess. Let me know when you're on Steve Wilkos. I'd also like to say some shitty things about your podcast, like it's unlistenable garbage as well. But I wouldn't listen to your giggling school girl shit

for any reason, specifically, just to get content to talk about. Be interesting. And you need me, wait, and you need to listen to me, and you say the briefcase is good, but do you party a shitty story? Well, unfortunately, I think all of your shit is juvenile wannabe, OP, Patrice, hack, dog shit, and I haven't wasted a second listening.

It's assumed from your face. And of course, you look like a home all from the 80s That's good. Get a life of sucking dick Kim boy Took him what are you're gonna have to come up with? Yeah, it's good though. It's pretty good. God, he just reminded me of something that I wanted to point out on Opie's video his hashtags are ridiculous that video that we played. It's called thoughts on OP's video, his hashtags are ridiculous. That video that we played, that's called Thoughts on Chesunmaks Eye. The hashtags are, hashtag for Treesonil, hashtag Anthony Cumia, hashtag compound media.

Why does he hashtag Anthony Cumia compound media? I never video that he makes. Fucking bizarre, it's not about any of that. Or Patrisonil. Doesn't make any fucking sense. Anyway, props to you, buddy, for getting patty-seek-ups to respond to you. That's really funny.

Oh, Eric's telling me to pay a thousand of what's going on. All right, I'm sorry. I was looking at the chat for a second there. And you brought some stuff on patty-seek-ups. What were you checking? Yes, definitely. All right, well, just for starters,

I'm always checking out great job awesome. And at the end of the recent one with Brendan Schobb, he makes a claim, it's like the button on the episode, and it couldn't be less self-aware in Clip 1. Okay. In the end, funny is funny. And however you find success in that is up to you. Do you want your audience to laugh?

Or do you want to let your audience laugh at you? Either way he needs to acknowledge the ridiculous behavior that has followed his already inflated ego. Like, subscribe, and comment. And until the next one. And this is how we do it. Na na na na na na. I just thought that him saying that to Brett and Shobb was, Yeah, you've no business saying that to anyone. Oh, he's no business saying anything to anyone. He is a failure alive.

That's what's great about him. It's fucking insane. It's awesome. So, in addition to that, I also checked out a little bit of free water. Clip three. I just, you know, it's always funny when he's struggling with his technology

and he's longing for the days when he was in a closet with shitty gear. It's just so funny in Clip three. Why, where is he now? Oh, it's hot as balls in here, but not nearly as hot as it was when I was doing it in the closet, okay? But now we're here and

I guess fuck it man Whatever Because even even touching the fucking XLR connection to the mixer To the my with the microphone. It's it'll turn my mic off completely Like Jesus Christ man and then when it comes to this mic, it's like, I don't know where to put it at any point. I feel like I'm fucking Howard Stern with the thing right in front of my face,

like it's part of my face. Anyways, stupid. Stupid, stupid shit. This whole thing is stupid, guys, but... Having a microphone in front of your face is kind of important. That's kind of the place where it needs to be. Yeah. Okay, now this next thing I want to do is

I'm gonna introduce a whole new segment. I pitched this to Chris and Chris was, I said, can we put this together for Saturday and Chris was too busy. He was like, I don't have time for you. Jesus. He is like, shut it't have time for you. Jesus. He is like shut it down. Wow.

All right. Disappointments. At any rate, great job. Let's go. Great job, awesome. There's a lot of interaction in the comments section. Sure. From Patty and Tom.

Yeah, he responds every comment. So multiple times. Yeah. So clip two, he thinks he are going back to the video to see me respond to the comment. Well, he'll leave a comment. They're gone. They're over it. They're moving on. So play clip two. This is him starting out free water talking about the chaotic, the conflict that was happening in the Sam Rale episode. Okay. Comment section that he was participating in.

But the first thing I want to talk about before we actually dive into this is the shout outs that I got recently. Not so much in the comments on the recent Sam Morel video that I did for my YouTube channel. That I don't know. I guess people really were fans of Sam Morel, more fans of him than I expected and good on them, but you know, just say that. Just say you're a fan of him. That's fine.

You know, gotta be so goddamn mean. I'm gonna, we'll get into that more on the Patreon free water after dark coming up soon. People on the internet are mean. This is just so soon. So I was checking out free water and dark coming up soon. People on the internet are mean. This is just it. So I was checking up free water and I heard that and I'm like, what is he talking about? So I went out and checked out

the great job awesome cognitive section and it's like, all right, well, this is funny but just like text on the internet, it doesn't really translate to the audio format. So what I wanna do is introduce a new segment. I sent you a theme song for the segment. Okay. And now a Patrick Michael Brokensko dramatic reading.

Oh. Okay. So dramatic reading. These are texts that people reacting to his episode. And I wanted to, I was like, who has the gravitas to bring, the energy that Patrick Michael is trying to convey? So I had to go to the top of the list.

I got in touch with Brian Johnson. Oh! So what we have here, I'll read the comment and then in patty dramatic patty one is going to be Patrick Michael. Wow. Good job, Patrick Michael's reaction. So in this first clip, the comment was, look, I love you, buddy, but you make it so difficult to love you. You're like a little dweeb yelling, hit me, hit me. Bet you won't hit me. See this coward won't even hit me.

Gets hit. Wow dude, what the fuck, why would you hit me like that? I was like, I was asking for it. Shut the fuck up and make content, bro. Okay. And then I could see why he'd want to respond to that. This is Patrick Michael's at Clip 1. They have hard advice because I don't know who you are.

And did you go out of your way to make debts hit bold? That's cute. I get that most of you are scared to reply to negative comments. I'm fine with it. Considering it's not new. So how about you? S, T, F, you, and on-subscribe? Or are we not taking direction from strangers?

All right, that's not the sum of the he would write. Yeah, he's on fire. Yes. All right, Clip 2, the comment. I don't know, Brian's really conveying the passion. Brian was very generous with his time. And he volunteered to like take direction and ask, like if I would, if I would ask him to like,

whatever, do what do you want it, what do you want it? Oh God. And he's never gonna shut up about this. This one time I was directing Brian Joe. And I was like, read that again, but bad. No, right. Okay, so the clip to, there's another comment that I'll sum it up. It says I feel like I'm having a stroke reading your replies. Oh, well, writing an essay in response doesn't exactly scream confidence.

Yeah, good point. So then Patrick has to come back with the clip to here. You got me. It's been some making these videos guys, but if I can't satisfy everyone, then why do it? There's a couple of months have been great, but two or three comments telling me it's bad that I'm out. They obviously know better than me. Goodbye. I can't tell that's our cancer. We're not. Now you know, you know, he's daring anybody to, you know, he's gonna jump ship it, and he's, yeah.

Yeah, oh, if three more people tell me this sucks, I'll just stop doing it. He will. It's great, we love it, we love it. Please, more. We totally will. Oh, I hate that about him. I don't know, I mean, I maybe we should save these for,

I have two more, should we go through? Yeah, let's do it. All right, let's do it. We're here now. Clip three. Okay, this is the comment here is LOL. If this isn't satire, this is one of the saddest videos I've ever seen. If you're serious, I've never seen more little dick energy in a video in my entire life.

So there's two reactions to this one. He's not going to like that. The clip three. And if I'm not serious in every single one of these videos, or a guy that clearly kisses his father on the lips, it's hard to heed his advice. What was there any advice for just juvenile trash talk? Hard to say because I'm stupid. Well, 100% serious all of the time. And I'm sick of not satisfying everyone. All right. That was his first response. And he responds again to that same comment.

Yes. Of course he does. He's like, I got a, he's still he's doing about this. Yeah. I needed a one to punch for this one. It's so funny and furthermore. It's too bad you have a poor perspective. Otherwise, you could be this one. It's so funny and furthermore. It's too bad you have a poor perspective. Otherwise, you could be relatively accurate. I'm all about big, big energy and bringing said torques to their knees.

Wow. Yeah, the little decadertgy thing I think really threw them off. You did not like that at all. Anyway, I like that at all. Anyway, I just, I like that segment though. We should definitely incorporate more of his responses to people's comments. Oh yeah, I hope he keeps it up in the comments section.

And that's the funniest thing he does. Keep that freak out of people. Let's stretch it. Stranger, circles to do. Yeah, let's get circles to read it. Yeah, catch the pop. Yeah, well, let's get we got yeah. Shuley to develop, Patrick Michael impression.

Yeah, you know, I don't think Bob Levy's doing anything. Maybe we can get him to read some of these as well. He seems bored. Yeah, but I can't thank Brian enough for entering my stupid house. Yeah, thanks Brian, that's a little idea. Wow, I know Brian also loves paddy-seek ups. I know he's a big fan of his, so that's cool.

And then you were also checking out Logan Paul. All right, I wasn't so much checking out Logan Paul because I was listening to the last episode and Carl didn't have a teaser, so I was like, oh, fuck, I better start thinking of ideas. By the way, this is like a new tag, I should really use. Not tell my co-host what shows we're doing

and they start panicking like I better pull quickly. Right, yeah. I guess it's all up to me. Are you listening, Amy? I think he brought all this shit. Yeah, yeah. It's great. Is it an impulsive terrible show?

And what I found out with impulsive, there's a lot of fucking money thrown into this. I'm not saying like it's a great show, but the production is there. There's a lot of camera actually. Oh, yeah. There's a set. And there's a big, a lot of fucking good guests

are brought onto the show. That's got a huge viewership, too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many thousands of people watching it? Right. Clip one is just the beginning of the show, and the guest here is Mike Tyson, and the real deal of this whole clip segment

is fucking Mike Tyson. I love Mike Tyson. I love Mike Tyson. I'm a fucking control ass. And the best way to pass it on. I love Mike. I'm fucking control. And the best way. Just two pro boxes shooting the ship 100% you feel more connected to the earth. You feel more, you know, even in my shoes in the daytime, you take in the earth, the movie look at the ground, the ground is moving. Right.

You look at the plant in the trees. They're moving. They're doing something. It's insane. It's insane. Absolutely. It's crazy. It can open. Absolutely. It's crazy. It can open up a part of your brain that you never knew existed.

I went out. Right. Logan Paul is going to use some of his brain in this segment. Okay. So really what's going on in this is Mike Tyson is about to eat a fucking whole eighth of mushrooms on the air. Of course he is.

And this dude is just, he's never not high. I love Mike Tyson. So he's completely fucked up for the entire thing, but you know me, the fucking mouth noises of what we're about to, this is gonna be 12 clips of everybody being grossed out by Mike Tyson chomping on an eighth of mushrooms for the next 10 minutes.

So clip two, this is, you know, the guide is just like, look, these are, just play it, you'll see. It's so fucking crazy. When I was on your podcast yesterday, a guy came up to me with a handful of mushrooms, more than I'd ever seen in my life. That was my guy. Yeah, he said, do you wanna do mushrooms?

I was like, I'm good, because I don't think I could do it in front of with all these cameras. Yeah, I think I'd embarrass myself or... No, I think, what you doing now is more embarrassing. I would say that I'm a big fan of mushrooms. I'm gonna be the... I agree with him.

I don't know why, but those are the exact words. Wait, where'd you go? I'm outta here. Which part? Which part? Mushroom. Mushroom. You're gonna make you beautiful and feel good? I know that this is going to be the printed. Yeah, I can just shout.

Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm sorry. So that's just a set up. And that was just hilarious. Mike being fucking hilarious. Oh, dude, if I was built like Mike Tyson, all I do is copy a lot of their fans.

Oh, yeah, what's Logan Paul? Yeah, I'm like, oh, you can't talk to me. I'm like, Tyson, but Logan Paul's just like, yeah, you're right. I'm kind of a douchebag, right? All right, so clip three, this is where the mushrooms come out. Oh boy. Dried mushrooms, it's got the gold caps

with the blue spots on it. This is a moonshot for the average person. Like, you would eat this amount as a daily dose. I'm just going to shove it there. Mike, can I ask a dumb question? Sure. It's having illegal drugs on YouTube against their terms of service.

Why are these videos like Dick Mason got struck again because he played some video of a kid in high school who beat the shut up as teacher and they got struck because it was like in danger in children or something bizarre like that. But you can just have a handful of illegal drugs I apparently is like borderline decriminalized in California, so okay. Is that where they are? I guess I guess Washington and Colorado

Parts of missing it might Tyson doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, no obviously not I mean, I don't expect my Tyson to be worried about it Even if it was fully illegal, he's like what are you gonna do about it? I should point this out I'm fine with that. I'm a big fan of mushrooms That my point is that YouTube's terms of service are fucking bockers, right? I can't keep tracking what's you can say and can't say Let's do mushrooms right now. Let's do mushrooms to talk about 9-11 how was it inside? Yeah, if it wasn't such a fucking... Can we get taken down for the heads? Let's find out. We're just so disgusting to the ear, I'd say.

Let's do it. Bridge person. Like this is... Mike, you would eat this amount as a daily dose? I'm just going to shove it there. Mike, this is a lot of motherfucking mushrooms. Mike, this is like... That's what I was saying.

He's a lot of man. That's what I was saying. There he goes. That's nothing. Come on. I used to do bags, make that. You know, this is crazy. You see the bull out and go to the gym and workout. I can't.

Oh, no. Oh, he's gonna be chewing for a second. No. It makes me feel weird. The pussy people put it on a peanut butter sandwich. It mixes together. You know what I'm saying? But Mike wants all that those little particles stuck in his teeth You'll be getting a gram out for the next couple hours

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. Yo, there's some stuck in the back there somewhere He used to do drugs. Yep I'm so thirsty watching this. Oh you think because That's like eating a pile of dirt. Yeah, yeah, that's like something dirt Champ here's some trisks to wash that down Exactly and now take note. There's a giant bottle of water inside of him that he's gonna fucking refuse to drink Oh God, he's gonna drink the water And then wash it down. Yeah, that's the highlight of clip four here. Oh God

Is it the smokeable DMT? This is what I didn't know is fucking in hand for I was in so much trouble it kept taking my Oxygen everything was high And that thing is the hand so I know when I box my one I don't feel a fucking punch it. I got to encourage you to have a sip of that water. I need to be taken. I need to be taken. I need to be taken.

Take your time. I mean no way am I forcing or saying you have to do anything. Take your time. But you are. I am so uncomfortable right now. I want to cry out of my skidding. I'm watching those. Right my skin right now watching this. Right. So really on this show, this show, this dude Mike is really kind of like the heart and

soul of the show. He's like the funny one that keeps the things moving. Logan is whatever like the attraction that what draws people to the show. He tries to say like some funny dumb things and be involved in the show. And then there's a third guy that is just kind of like In proximity to Mike like if Mike freaks out and needs to beat the shit out of somebody this guy is also there I don't he doesn't do anything on the show, but in clip five This is gonna be Logan asking or this is Mike Tyson describing like the reaction that he had to DMT of an out of body experience. Okay. It's a sense.

What is that feeling like for you to leave your body? Like, do you actually feel like you left your body? It's the most scariest experience for everything to go through in the legs. It's the most walking thing. The fariest thing? Hey, man. I don't. I think he said, it's, it's scary is?

I have to hear that again. I have to hear that again because this is, Well, he's got a mouthful of mushrooms and everybody knows Mike Tyson can't talk. Right. Feeling like for you to leave your body. Like do you actually feel like you left your body? Hey, hey, hey, hey.

It's the most scary, it's the most scary to ever think of goal through in the likes to know that you're dead. Hey man, I don't wanna do that. I'm just gonna do what you wanna do. I'm gonna do that. It sounds terrible. Yeah.

I don't wanna do that. No, you do. Okay, I will. That's what happens there. It reminds me of when Robin Quiver's took Ayahuasca, as she was exploiting her experience. And it's like nonstop vomiting and shitting. And you're shitting while you're vomiting.

And she's like, and I learned so much about the work of it. It was so great. No thanks, it's not terrible. Well, speaking of spirituality, this is where Logan Paul tries to get involved and try to get deep with like Dyson and what it's like to trip out on the shrooms Is the soul Excuse me the soul. What is it? What if you had to describe it? What is the idea of a soul?

The soul is Scientifically they weighed the soul because they waited for somebody to die They weighed them before they died and when they died, he weighed like 1.2 grams later. Oh, shit. Like the actual energy within a human being. Now is the soul the essence, the energy within a human at the present moment? The soul is inconceivable. No. I bring it's not equipped.

I even understand it. It's a defeat the soul. Mm-hmm. I still eat it like fuck. Put that water into a cup for you. Whatever. You do not get it. I'm not ready.

I'm still sucking the power out of it. Oh. Juicy. That's a lot of bossers. Jesus Christ is taking forever to eat that. Oh, yeah. He's making a whole meal out of it. Couldn't he have done that before the show started? Yeah, I don't think so.

Because I have an op of the show. I don't think this was planned. Yeah, I don't think other Mike thought he would accept an entire eight. I have to say Tyson's answer there was perfect. It's inconceivable. Let's stop talking about it. That's a good answer right there.

It's 1.2 grams, but also inconceivable. Yeah, you know where I think the universe is. Yeah, I don't know. Well, wait a You know where I learned about what happens to you after you die on impulsive. Yeah, right. Okay, so this is more, you're going to be done eating these mushrooms or not. Just let me know.

Okay. Hey, there's a story. I'll care. Okay, stick with it. Sorry. It's going to get gross. Okay. Hey, there's a story I'll cure. Okay, stick with it. Sorry. It's gonna get grosser though. Oh, good. In clip seven, let's get introspective

with some more gross mouth noise. User word, lose. But there was definitely a point in your life where you really had a killer mentality. Man, like, I watch interviews of you saying some shit. Crazy, crazy. And it's clear that there was something that changed, something that shifted.

Well, when was that? And why? I think this is the worst. The man that you was talking about before he didn't have any self-respect, self-love. So he said anything. Clearly he does now. He was just, um, his illegal was just so wet down.

But wow. I was not enjoying. I'm going to have to edit all this out tomorrow. It's not about mouth noise that really triggers me. This is the whole more than anything else. And now I hate it. And even I was just like, this is too much. Oh my God.

It's so over the top. So all right, I want to flip this table. Yeah. And over right now, listen to that. Ah! My Tyson has a really big show. And he's a professional podcaster now. And this is how he conducts himself

on another big show. Just like refusing to drink water. I know, it's so weird. Clip eight, this is him talking about being a mama's boy and how big a role his mother played in his childhood. My mother really did. Yeah, always tell you, always going to believe you can get my ass up.

Uh, great. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh my God. I can't be true. Right. I can't be true. It's fucking impossible. How many people did he rape before he was 12? Right. Sounds implausible. And a minor can't be arrested, right? Well, I guess it could be taken. That sounds impossible. It could see law and false. Evolves. All right. Good. Nine. This is when they ask him like, what was the biggest? Do you think Mike Tesson It's a bit false, it's a bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false.

A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false.

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A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. A little bit false. his career high. What was the best thing that his best memory of his boxing career? Best thing you let, best thing you happen you best thing you've ever lived in your whole life. As part of the career, up until I was 15. I was one of the championships and I was such a prima d'am. Drink the water. And I fought fought the wind ruled island and I fought this guy was 25 And this was his last amateur fight and he was the champion of all rule down It's so great. We're coming very very close to the end. All right, so finally my the co-host Mike comes through with a pretty funny question This is like who would win Logan Paul or Floyd Mayweather?

Oh, God. Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather. Let's talk about it. 2021 to a couple months out. Floyd's gonna be a fucking ass. So shit. That would be good. He's gonna fight back though.

That's great. You know, fight back. You know, fight back. You know, fight back for money. That's great. You'll fight back. You'll find back the money. That's pretty funny. So finally, good answer. After fucking however many clips that we've been listening to suck on these mushrooms, like sucking mushroom particles out of his teeth, he finally decides to drink some water. Oh good. Okay. And the question they ask here is, what happened to all your fucking money? Wow. Fun. $600 million. Where did most of it go? Because I'm from Connecticut. I know where

your house, your old house, 50 cents house. Now, right? Does he still own it? I have no idea. But that house had movie theaters. What else in it? A video. Was it West Hartford? So, you just think it's like a $15 million. I don't know. It's like, I don't know.

It's some one of my fucking houses who knows who gives shit. Where did most of the money go? Houses or drugs, girl? It's a boat. It's a stupid shit. Yeah, it was fun. Right. You don't regret anything.

Do you regret anything? Yeah, and I didn't pay taxes really. I don't know. Hold on. I gotta pay it that up. What was his first answer I missed that? He's a mumbleder. Boats in houses.

No, there's something else. Oh, I want to listen. Fucking houses, who knows? Who gives a shit? Where did most of the money go? Houses or drugs, girls? Plains of boats. Do you say planes in boats?

Plains in boats, okay. Because I remember this is years ago, he said planes and boats planes and boats. Okay, because I remember this is years ago He came out and said I wasted all my money on cocaine He was a huge coke so I was wondering who's gonna say I blew it all on cocaine Well, you know now he's blowing it all in mushrooms Mushroom marijuana, yeah, cuz he finally pulls out the water here Stupid shit, right? Right, you don't regret any do you regret anything? Yeah, and I didn't pay taxes really

That'll get you. Yeah Alright, so you bust out the water a drink stay you know, he's done with the mushrooms. Okay Moves immediately onto smoking weed. Okay, and this is this is to cap off the whole the whole drama Him offering the co-host here Mike some some of his weed I was gonna say you're on to a new thing now, which I think you're smoking right is that you're is that your weed? Yes, it is, but you can try some. I'm gonna pass today just because that kind of I'm gonna pass today just because I'm kind of... Oh, man. I'm a bitch.

That's a motherfucker weed. You just got to shit, motherfucker. That's a fucking shit. So this is my... I'm torn here. I'm torn here. You are a bitch. Bitch.

I'm torn here because I have this whole clean street after my addiction, but I also have Mike Tyson telling me that I have this movie. And it's all in a real tough spot. You're not gonna take it right now. I don't tell you, it's not fucking that. It's not shit. That's it.

Wow. I think Mike Tyson is my new favorite person. Yes, so fucking great. I had Tyson booked to be on WGP next month. I think I got a cancel that. He really does bully the host, doesn't he, Jesus? I don't know if I can hang it with this guy. He's also terrible. Let me be showing those teeth for you

Like the orthodontist Anyway, I got a big kick out of that. Thank you my dice. Yeah, that's good work. That's funny. The goat. Oh, shit. Oh, that was so awful. I just listened to chewing those mushrooms. It bothers me in two different ways. Oh, awful. All right, I think we got to play to catch an animal and I saw that we had.

Do we have to? Yeah. It's my favorite. My favorite part of the show. I see Cardiff is in the discord. I don't see him. I was just like, mm- show. I see Cardiff is in the discord. I don't see him. I was just like, eh.

Not a Cardiff fan. Just plenty. Oh no, let's get to the root of this. I keep tuning in the Cardiff's show. Every time I tune in, he's just reading the roll call. I hate that. Why are you doing that? Get him on here.

I want to get him on. Get out of here. We need to yell at you about your roll call. If you weren't nothing from WATP, all we do is teach you how to pod cat. I keep giving your show a chance and it's always the fucking roll call. Yeah, it's not good.

A Hannah's supposed to be here too. She's supposed to be here to read all the negative reviews of her nudes. What? That we posted on, not there were a lot. Most people are big fans. Oh, okay. I said some mean things, but.

Oh, this is just like, just using my sock account. This is like, send a negative review and give it five stars. No, no, I don't think that was. Here's a, here's a negative review. I only beat off to it five times. Only five.

Yeah. All right, move on. All right, well, whether card up is here or not, we got to catch an alien. So that's where I'm going. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. There he is. I knew he couldn't hold out forever. Oh, where are you, Carter? Are you on the road or the? Yes, yes, I'm driving, but I need a piece of shit. So I have to get on the line. You look like a piece of shit. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thanks for calling it. Did you watch did you watch my stream this morning Mr. Andy? Never I wouldn't dare breaking use breaking Chad Zuma can use chicken. Oh, okay. Do you want to tell us what you what's on there? So yes, I played a clip from you know Rover the radio guy Rover. Yeah

He had a very similar experience with a chat Zuma. Did you listen to the beginning of the show? Yeah, we covered that WTF just now. Well, I got it first. Yeah, that is crazy, isn't it? He did the exact same thing in Cleveland saying that he got beat up and that they said rovers on us. He insane. You never learned from his mistakes.

That's what I like about him. I think that's true of all the people we we continually make fun of. Opie and baddie's eat cups and it's not a long john never learn from a single mistake. It's amazing how you can do that in life. All right, guys, I'm gonna let you go because it's noisy. Thank you. How many oh, let me ask you a question though real quick. How many kilometers per hour are you going? I am doing I'm doing a safe 55 miles per hour. Okay. I couldn't trip him up. He's too good. He's out of me.

You're Saskatchewan. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Yes. Like I said, that's why at the first when I saw 33 years. I mean, I'm proud of you. I mean that I don't know I don't think I know anybody to speak thing 33 years I know a lot of people and because they might do five years 10 years I think 10 because you get like a chip or some shit Yeah, I one of my friends

There's what he's fucking crazy. Isn't he you probably him, but his name's Vinnie. And he went, right? Now listen to this shit, co-cat. And basically, he had to go. He didn't have a choice. He had to go get Clint, right? So he goes and he has it in his head that he wants this 10 year chip.

What color's the 10 year one? Pink, I think. Is that what color? That's the key chain. Whatever the fuck the 10 year thing is that you get. So he actually went exactly 10 years to get this chip. Yeah, without one or prior to that. Yeah, because him and him and this other guy Francisco and Franco, they were all going and they were all trying to get this

fucking chip for 10 years. First Right. Branco falls off whatever. Yeah. Vinnie gets the chip on day on you 10 years exactly gets the chip. You know, bragging everybody next day. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, he's got a gagger, the size of Texas. B, he shows up with three eight balls.

That's a 24 ball. Number three, dead. His heart exploded. Next. He lost the chip. And he just said, fuck it. Let's party. Lastly, you know the lines on the interstate?

I swear they were that thick to catch an alien. Alright, I'm going to go with number D. He said fuck it. What do you think, Andy? I'm gonna go with number D, he said fuck it. What do you think, Andy? I feel like Tommy's a guy that knows a lot about cocaine and the first one, but it's like, I don't even know what he's talking about, I'm gonna go with A. Okay, the gagger.

Yeah. I'll do the interstate lines. Okay, I like that one too. Cardiff is one three in a row. We have to stop this stream. It's must stop. It's must stop. I should just be setting up these stream yard link

to everyone who's listening right now to get him on here just so we can get as many guesses as possible. We're all trying to get this fucking chip for 10 years first. Right, Branko falls off whatever. Vinnie gets the chip on day on you, 10 years exactly. Gets the chip, you know, 10 years exactly gets the chip you know bragging everybody next day he's got a gagger the size of Texas. Oh, Andy. That was it. He just did it for 10 years and

get your chip. Good job, Andy. Wow. Breaking the streak. Good job, buddy. I didn't think I wanted to root for people on the show and now I feel like I do. Like Beated Cardiff is good for the whole team here. Yeah. Thanks. Hey, he just did it for 10 years to get the chip. And then listen, he's lucky. That's all for this week. Come back next time to see if you have the cocaine to catch an alien brought to you right to surfing one day's at APM on YouTube subscribe today

it's not like card if he's floating this is going on card if there's a piece of shit falling in a toilet some problem itself is there anything worse than a proud potato? I really can't think of one. So Hannah, I'm sorry, I was getting distracted and I was texting with Hannah. She's in fucking traffic or something. I don't know.

So it's carted, but I can't call it anyway. So she's probably not gonna make it today, but she will definitely be on Wednesday to read all the mean stuff people said. All right. That's a good teaser. You know what else is a good teaser? Is the teaser?

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts to get all of you listeners excited about the next episode of where these podcasts you're excited about this episode, but this episode is almost over. So it's like, well now what am I going to be excited about the next one? You always got to have something to look forward to. I always gotta have something to look forward to, Andy. That's what this is. Well, most of us get out there and we'll jump on smule and we'll do like a couple takes on smule

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He's good. Yeah. You know, in multiple angles on the video and like, you know, I mean, it's rocking it. It's serious. He does this good. He's good. Yeah. You know, in multiple angles on the video and like, you know, different takes and it's, it's, it's really cool. I freaking love it. So, uh, I am, I am, I am like, I am like, I am like, I am like, I am like,

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People can send their suggestions. We appreciate that. I will always read through that. It says, this may be the worst idea for a podcast format ever conceived. It's literally just people uploading shitty karaoke covers to a Facebook group and then Mike and Joe play them as a show. For whatever reason, the hosts are way too excited to be listening to a stranger's karaoke and spend the time in between songs screaming over each other and giggling at nothing.

Worst of all, I'm only aware of the show exists because someone actually spent the money to advertise this hunk of shit. Oh, like you never made fun of somebody's karaoke. I just smear all that. I don't think they're making fun of it. I think that's the point. If they were goofing on this. I can't hear Smeal without thinking of Patrick Michael doing Holy Diver. I know. When I heard Smeal, I thought, okay, that's the point if they were gooping on this. I can't hear Smeal without thinking of I know Michael doing holy diver

I know what I heard Smeal. I think that's pretty funny. Well you check this out So that's it will be checking out on the episode coming up for the midweek show of who are these podcasts Andy Thank you my friend for coming over bringing it Bringing clips bringing it you're very welcome Anything you want to promote, my friend? Yeah, I'm gonna start like a fart in the foods used, only fans. Okay. Seems like there's a vacuum of content

that needs to be filled. Give it, start eating the three bean chili. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. I gotta be eating Wendy's chili on only fans. Took so much restrain for me to not do the skunk fart. Yeah, do you have that drop somewhere? Yeah Fart

Okay, cool keep that ready because there's a voice now that we have to do something with Also Andy you're the bass player in our band buzz Myers. Oh, yeah We have eight songs that are now available anywhere Anywhere you stream music and listen to music, B-U-Z-Z-M-I-R-E-S. Check it out. Buzzmires is the band that Andy and I are in. And guess what? They're singing in this band.

Vocals, they're singing. Imagine that. Imagine all of that. I know. Vocal harmonies in this band.'t even ask good bass point don't wow Don't even ask What's going on over there producer Chris. Thanks for being here. Yeah as always what's rap things up shall we? Can you read rap it up?

Party in the must-vis of morning radio Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Alright, let's get some voicemails and we'll get out of here and, uh, oh, right. There's a nut news segment, my bad. Nice try, Internet news with Lucy Typax. General G.K. in the Discord starts us off with the Waka Waka. Make fun of Chad all you want, he's got a lot of guts.

Go-go gadget, Wang-1. I remember that AND point bullshit. At least that was better than Rack-Me. Existo is quite the word Smith with. The side kicks make the kikes sick, and also Carl needs to gather his chi. Exactly! Jody B notes, a latest zane can't be bothered to shop at CVS with the pores.

Rusta is wildly incorrect when he alleges, Cardiff is right! Aside from the amazing lighting and special effects, the isotopes really aren't that great. From Patreon, Travis Wilson writes, they're taking Patreon comments for the net news. Carl's feet and teeth are perfectly normal, and his super cool beard and glasses make him look like a flaming, heterosexual. From Reddit, deeply unprincipled, has an- Fuck you! I would love to know what Chris writes in his notebook while the podcast plays.

Is he accumulating a kill list based on unfavorable or stupid comments? Is he noting slip-ups by Carl so he can testify at the inevitable Congress hearings to save his ass from the bayonet? Will we ever know? Moment of Zeno Pines. He looks like Wario if he went legit and lost a little bit of weight. From Facebook, we see comments regarding Zumax beating. Steve Gehran, rumor has it the attackers screamed, this is Kumiya Country, this is compound

country. Over and over again as they pummeled him, Marcus Tags, they probably really said, this is talent country. Tom Jornow, despite all that, Chad didn't drop his subway sandwich. And from YouTube, Eddie Valentino posts, if I were a celebrity and I heard this interview, I would not dream of getting interviewed by Howard. Dildo Swaggins, Jean Simmons seems incredibly well-adjusted for a guy who's lived the life he has. Howard could definitely learn some things from him.

Holding pattern shares, what Howard is doing is weirdly similar to how you plant false memories. Michael Frazier, Howard's doing to us what his mother did to him, crying about trauma, those traumatizing us. Robert Powell, a man with no friends, can certainly be jealous of anyone that has a friend.

Gary H, Howard is now impersonating a human being. And Chas, Uncle Howard is becoming more delusional than Uncle Rico, Mark Burton. Howard doesn't understand most people that are rich and famous love their life. He assumes everyone's miserable like him, and Kradler plays us out with, not often that Gene Simmons is the most likable guy in the All right, let's hear it. Let's hear some voice mails. I want to start off with our boy Gary and San Diego. Ooh, let's go on with John's real estate. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. And looks like John might have another slack account as

called Lieutenant George 2065. Repeat Lieutenant George 2065. lieutenant George is soliciting moderators for stuttering john's resurgent podcast so it's kind of a convoluted situation but it appears to be stuttering john with another stock account how many fact accounts can just get well he's trying to get the record, but Chad is making a difficult forum for sure. So new contenders. I've been obviously interacting with this new socket count. I don't know if it's John or not.

I think some people create accounts to make it seem like they're a John socket count. Cause this guy actually spells words correctly. Red flag. Yeah, he types out the word and AMD. So I don't know if it's John or not. I'm not sure, but thank you for reporting that Gary. Oh, Gary called back again with another piece

of information for us. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego again. I forgot to mention, my neighbor Sandy mentioned that it appears John has he's using his tritiot delight stock account that's been inactive for like two weeks now but he switched over it appears to be that lieutenant george

twenty sixty five john's a real brainiac he keeps coming up with stock accounts guys unbelievable he keeps threatening to start his podcast, but I haven't seen it yet. I know That is the thing he keeps tweeting these these notes saying that the show's coming back and Everyone's excited about he's really upset with Casey Armstrong. Yeah, Casey. It's been posting some videos Sandy's getting in on the act. Yeah. KC is with both six of some videos. Sandy's getting in on the act. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the fuck is that? Sandy's out over Twitter. Gary won't shut up about it. Sandy had to fucking get on board. That's true. That's a good point. I wonder how Judy's doing. We haven't heard the Judy in a minute. So John Paul Larkin, he was a jazz musician, very prolific pianist, he was very good at it. He had a really bad stutter in problems, and eventually he got over it by making scat music. That was a little bit of a ratt. And that became like a tech-discensation for a bit.

He's very popular in the 90s. It's actually a really inspirational story. And I guess the reason I'm bringing this up is because there's already a better stuttering John than it's stuttering John. Yeah, good point. Thank you for bringing that to our attention. I was unaware of such a thing. All right, CornCob.

Every stutterer is better than it's stutterer. Yeah. CornCob, college, and the show. What up, CornCob here? I'm going on great job, awesome. I'm pretty sure that's Patty, this channel, right? So, oh, there's another one. I'm sorry.

It's not a shoe. Yeah. So yeah, it's just like, bro, he is not making videos. He was just making posts of screenshots of comments and him arguing with them. Somebody may have made a comment. Somebody just to fuck up and just make content shut up no one cares about this bro no one cares not one person not even you bro

do you care about this no then why are you posting it no one gives a fuck patty literally zero people on earth not even you bro cares about your drama so just make content about running shop or chat do maca whatever do what you're good at bro you're fucking trash at starting beef man because you take it way too personally that's true so just make fucking content you bitch i don't mean bright johnson are turning in and

yeah don't knock it is what you make of it it's a new segment we have on the show all right this is where of it. It's a new segment. We have on the show. All right, this is where we got to put together a new jingle for this this gentleman. There's a request coming in. Hey, Carl got a suggestion. Opie's finger, his theme song, the ba ba ba ba ba ba. At the end, remove the fore sound and replace it with skunk fart. Alright, let's try it live. Are you ready? We're gonna do it live.

Fuck it! We'll do it live! Don't write it, we'll do it live! Oh Stunk fart Nailed it buddy nailed it we did it. Oh, these shit look at us like jazz musicians Abel to improvise on the fly. All right. What else is going on? Hey, Carl.

This is Parked Up sandwiches. I'm calling because Ted's story doesn't seem to add up, especially since we had a couple guys up the belt with what really happened that day. They did beat him up, but they told him to stop frequenting the Walmart and Delnambri, and then the yellow, this is Biden country, and then ran off.

I mean, that's just editing, like you just fucked up on a couple of details. Probably that. Well, I trust pork chops sandwiches. Yeah, to get me. That's great to be though. He's all drinking his voice. He's all too shanning about Chad. That. To get rid of you. He's altering his voice. To get a chance about Chad.

I was definitely ready to veto. Let's start that rumor right now. Hey, I'm Carl. And this is how I talk. You know, I think that therapy may be doing more harm than good. But I like to pause from that statement for a second and introduce better help. It's been helping me a lot Listen I changed my mind today

These part things you have some have taught me that maybe therapy is good for some people They need to work things out. You know what you know what stops you from having to like be annoyed with that kind of contradiction is joining the Patreon That's true. There's no ads. Well, that's not true. We don't have an ad free version of the show. I don't have, there's no ad. Oh, well, I just like it. Well, the bonus show don't have ads.

I watch the live feeds. Now, there's no ads on the live feeds. Right, watch the live feeds. There should be for Magic Mind. I don't even know what that is. Magic Mind does not allow slash WATP. What is Magic Mine? Why, it's the greatest thing you've ever tried.

It's kind of like eating a handful of mushrooms. Hey, it's Sergio from Providence, loving the Tickets and Aliense segment. But I think one thing that Carter should try to do is to catch a smile talker. What's very digs back like a really old episode of the very ATP and plays the clip of something you said. And then right after the guess where you said next.

It's funny. Really old episodes so even you wouldn't be able to remember it. Yeah. They'd be a good idea. It is a good idea. You played it over two weeks ago and I won't remember it when I said it. So that's fine. Yeah, that's a funny idea to catch a smile talker.

All right, a couple more here. Oh, I mentioned on the last episode, we've been playing some of the new Iced Up songs that we just recorded. And the last episode I played a song and I said it was written by our drummer, Admiral Awesome. And a lot of people aren't used to the drummers writing songs. Hey, Carl, that's from Shredded to have a lot of guitar in it for being written by your drummer from the by a drummer that's a funny shit Carl

hey what do you call a drummer with half a brain gifted okay our drummers at different kind of drummers the music teacher plays all the instruments and he can actually write you see it is weird sorry sir it's no bath yeah hey carl first time caller long time

was here i'm just calling because if anyone told chat that mud shark means trailer trash white chick that box only black guys cause any time you call this up mud shark i don't think he's doing himself any favors. Someone should tell him before he continues to embarrass himself like this. Thank you for a few bites. Oh, gosh, I'm sure Chad be barricading these embarrassing themselves.

No, he knows and that's accurate. Yes. To be fair to Chad, he's never done himself or anyone else any favors. Right. Why start now? He went on the internet with a greased thing that was like a Hitler was said. She's not afraid of embarrassing himself.

He's fine with that. All right. This is the last one. This is a call from my twink. Hey, Carlos. To tweet, don't forget our date at the Western truck stop. I'll be waiting for your hamburger in the second fall on the left. Yes. Ginny Jingles is the best part of the show. More for

please. Okay, thanks by oh, uh, don't call me that or do. The gate community loves Jenny Jingles. This is very true. So I understand that. All right guys, thanks for the voice, males. Thanks everybody for hanging out. A-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- A plane has hit Irewatch Icarly Oh His mom boom Are we done here? SQR Arrrr

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