Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep393 - Friday Night Karaoke

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

This week we find the worst idea for a show format possible, playing random karaoke from strangers. And not only does the format stink, the execution of this is horrific. I can't imagine finding two guys who could make this show more obnoxious. Stop pretending you love listening to karaoke, you're not fooling anyone into enjoying this! Branden from Shitty Song of the Week joins us to discuss bad songs, bad singing, and bad jokes. Then strap in because Chad Zumock admitted that the story about getting jumped by Cumia fans was completely made up. And how is he dealing with getting caught in a lie? By coming up with an even dumber lie. We catch him lying again which I have to admit, isn't that hard to do. Then we play a new game as well as To Catch An Alien. All that, Hannah, and more. https://www.shittysong.show/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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review and have a podcast and then shit over is in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Friday Night Karaoke. This is a suggestion from Japanese fart enthusiast. I don't know how this guy found this. I guess the Japanese really like Karaoke. It's a stretch to even call this a fucking show. It's a show.

It's a show that's based on a Facebook group. It's all you need to know. We have both listened separately. You've not discussed it with each other before, and I'll tell you what the show hosted by. Mike, Wiston, and Joe Ruben. And these guys start off the show with some spaz energy. And this is episode...

This is episode number 46. Nice. Dude, it's my lucky number. Is it? Number 46? They don't have that number. See, it could never be my lucky number because they don't have 46 numbers on the Craps table.

Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. The Craps table. I think the highest number out there is 12. Because it's played with two dice. These guys think that they're the funniest people on the planet. This show is riddled with non-stop screaming and laughing at the dumbest jokes. It's even hard to call them jokes.

I listened to a different episode so that we wouldn't be pulling the same clips. And this is how they, first of all, there's no like theme song to this show. They started off by listening to a song all the way through with no commentary. And then it's like, this is amazing. Oh my God, it's the greatest song ever. And then they go right into the second song. It's infuriating. So can I just point out real quick,

people know what this is. There is a Facebook group called Friday Night Karaoke and people film themselves or record the audio themselves saying karaoke and then they posted to the Facebook group called Friday Night Karaoke and people film themselves or record the audio themselves saying karaoke and then they posted to the Facebook group and what these Brainiacs decided was, hey, we could take that amazing content and turn that into a podcast. So they just play other,

like, strangers Karaoke songs and then talk like, I found my afternoon DJs, talk the songs up in between, kind of thing. But they don't even do that. It's like they listen to the song and then they say, wow, that's a great song. Here's the next one and they just play it and they somehow make that last for a fucking hour. Yes. Well, the way they do that, as like you said, with a lot of laughter. She told me a shut up. Okay, that is the right answer.

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if I had a million dollars. I have a million dollars. I'd be rich. Maybe not so much these days. Inflation is not what he needs to be. If I had a million dollars, I would produce their next album. He's right though. He brought it down for real season. Again, he's like, well, no. actually, I was $720,000. Now it is.

Yeah, you never grow it up. Like it was like $1 million. It would be the best. Like you'd have everything in the whole world. You're set. I know. I know. I'm not like six dozen eggs. That's a not need any of that. Oh, but they go on to explain that that's their favorite part of the karaoke when the people grab the microphones and talk during the song. I do love the banter. When you hear some banter back and forth and they're both laughing and having a good time,

I mean, that makes it for any song. You know what I mean? Like you always want people to enjoy what they're doing. Oh, not that he's saying, you know, Sarah McLaughlin. Yeah. Yeah, because that's sad music. I got it. And then they're talking about smule, now awesome, smule.

Now, the way smule works, we've talked about it before, because Patty Seacust was not there with a thousand songs for a while, is you record your track and then somebody else records their track at a later date, and then they piece it together. So it's not like you're doing it at the same time. So I guess having banter on smule might be difficult because you're not actually talking to each other.

Wow, it's really early. How are you feeling? Yeah, me too. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. That is nice. And that's a hilarious example of how that might get fucked up if you're on smule.

Get it? Oh yeah, it's this show is so hard to listen to. And look, it's a good thing about it though, Brad, I'm sorry to cut you off. Shout out to the candidate today. The good thing about this show is you can skip through so much of it. I always have it a feel, dad, like, oh, they're gonna play the monkeys, I'm a believer. I was just doing, I was a time travel through this thing. I've been on your show a few times now.

This is literally the easiest show that I've ever had to quit because I can just be like, okay, well, that's a stupid thing that they've said. And then I don't have to listen to the song. I can just be like, okay, we'll skip through that. Maybe I'll pull a little sample of it, but this is a breeze to quit. A fucking nightmare to listen to though.. I could just be like, okay, we'll skip through that. Maybe I'll pull a little sample of it, but this is a breeze to clip. A fucking nightmare to listen to, though.

It's not, yeah, I know. I think producer Chris, you said you spent the least amount of time with the show of all the podcasts. It was five minutes, I'm like, I get it. Yeah, I even did the thing where I'm like, okay, what do they do at the end? What do they do with this part? Just to make sure I'm not missing anything.

I wasn't. Brandon already pointed out that they start with a fucking terrible, bowling country song.'m not missing anything. I wasn't. Brandon already pointed out that they start with a fucking terrible bowling country song. Yeah. And that's what really pissed me off. I'm like, I don't have to do this. What am I going to do?

This is tough. It's like this. They love every single song that they listen to. Everything is amazing. Because karaoke is one of the shittiest forms of entertainment. I can't stand it. If you're having fun with it, sure have fun with it. But these are people who take karaoke very seriously.

And that's a whole different brand of real. You hear that, Jenny Jingles, you asshole? Gary Oki sucks. People enjoy it suck. Take that. All right, Brandy, what do you want? We do a play from this show. OK, so again, this is a karaoke show.

I kind of think they have a hard time figuring out what exactly karaoke is. Um, I have a hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard. So in this, to me, karaoke, and I could be wrong. But I've always thought of karaoke as somebody singing pretty shittily to a pre-recorded track of a song that they're trying to sing. And it's the exact song that they're trying to sing.

It's not like a cover, it's not some unique, different version of that song, it's just that song without vocals to it. Correct. Because they literally put the lyrics up on the screen so that you can read a log with that. Exactly. You're not supposed to be creating your own song at karaoke. My clip 9, this asshole introduces this character who is a frequent, frequent

submitter to this show and he talks about how this, you know, this is the process that this guy has to create this karaoke song. Okay. And I listen to it with anticipation. I cannot wait to hear that next song that he's going to put out. Because he puts so much time and effort into them. His songs generally take one, two days, sometimes longer to record. Because he records every instrument.

Obviously the vocals and the backing tracks and all that kind of stuff. He records every piece of it. And then on the video side, he'll actually go and edit the video and make it as cool as fuck as he possibly can yeah And this is I'm of course talking about Christophe Krafton and he's taking a song by the police walking on the moon Which is not metal it's rock it's not a cool song. I love that song and but he metal I feel this Like he's fucking talented as fuck

like he's fucking talented as fuck. Well, to me, that sounds like a cover song. Yeah, they praised this guy the episode I listened to too. And they said the same thing. He's like, oh, he plays all his own instruments. He puts together this whole video. It's like, that's not what karaoke is though. That's a cover band. Would you like to hear a sample of the amazing song

that that guy just spent a minute willing? Do I have to? I mean, yeah, let's check it out Oh, I was over for you. Is that Petty C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. on Kevin playing that? That was terrible. Yeah, but Carl, he spent one to two days recording all those instruments and putting it together. That's a lot of work. The mix was way off.

That wasn't even close. But again, they listen to that song, they don't stop it in comment on it. They just listen to it politely. And then they scream about how amazing it is. And they can't wait for the next submission from this guy. That sounds like he was literally on the moon, principle uncertainty. So my number, my number 14, this is a, I jumped into a holiday episode just to see what that was all about. And this is them doing Halloween songs, which spoilers was an hour of people covering Nightmare Before Christmas songs, not really worth getting into. I guarantee there's one ass who was saying Monster Mash.

Nope. Nope. Okay. All right. One redeeming quality on the show. Not even joking. It's all nightmare before Christmas bullshit. Okay. But they, you know, it's Halloween. So things are about to get spooky. Or are they? Again, it's all spooky Halloween songs, the theme is Halloween, and everyone either brought an actual Halloween song, or they took a spooky, spooky, spooky, whatever it takes on... Yeah, spooky, spooky, I don't know. I'm learning the English language. You'll get there.

Really challenging. I live in Japan, so, you know, I'm like, you know what? You know what? You're getting the language. You know what? For a Japanese guy, your English sounds fantastic, like you're doing great. Thank you. You know, I practice every day. This is every day.

For you. So coming up next. I think he's joking, but it wouldn't make sense that he's Japanese. This has a lot of little dick energy to it. It's very possible. Now, if you thought it was just one of the hosts who can't talk right, my number six, the other one does the same thing. Yeah, it reminds me of like, like, Koonakoyle and like, just like, you know,

the those kinds of singers, Hailstorm. Actually, we have somebody singing Hailstorm later on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's got a fucking killer voice, dude. Everness. Everness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. now and again. Yeah, she's got a fucking killer voice dude. Evernessy. That ain't it. Oh, I'm going to play that again. What was that? Every now and and and. Sounds like it. Sounds like it.

I have an example where the guy can't pronounce the person who's singing karaoke. He can't pronounce the guy the person's name. And where do you get Su's? Guys, hold on to your hats. All right, following along the theme of parties, we have Simone Tellier and Brett Arilano. Alright, we're gonna kick that up. Oh, Mother's Head, sorry, hey, it's party.

It is a party. What's up, Mike? Slurs your name. You know it's a party. Alright, so Simone Tellier and Brett Arilano with Mustang Sally by Wilson Brickett. Give it a listen. It'll get you moving Fuck me

Mustang Sally's song. I never need to hear ever again. It definitely doesn't need to be covered fucking socks I do this right around Sally I'm sorry I Boo Alright, I said they loved it Dude, they were so excited about this version of Mustangs Ali Well, yeah

Thank you so much Thank you Whoa, wow That was awesome So, so good. Like, man, those songs that you just like, you can't help, but like move along while they're singing and you know, you're either screaming at the top of your lungs. I'm able to or you know, you're at least pretending to scream at the top of your lungs.

Just keep singing the scream. He's like, yeah, Brad, how did you know they were going to think that was awesome? How'd you fit that was awesome? How'd you fit that one out? Paul, look, and I call bullshit. I think this is not pretend to scream at all. No, he just screams. And then just to wrap up this little clip segment, he goes to read the guy's name again. Foxen up again. So again, that was some hotelier and Brett our Lano.

Thanks, Ali. It's hilarious. It's so hilarious. And this is by the way, a good drop. Maybe for your board over there, Chris. One day that joke is going to get old, but not today. I checked. I today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today.

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Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. answer. It makes sense. And if you actually listen to the podcast, it makes even more sense, because at this point, we're 11 minutes into this metal episode. We've listened to two songs in their entirety, and they felt the need to intro it again. It's my number three. Nice. Yeah. Nice, dude. Hi, I am Mike Wiston. I am the co-host and co-founder of the Friday Nightcareer Yokey podcast and the Friday Night Carrioke Facebook group and I am Joe Ruby with the same exact title and welcome to another amazing episode Mike It's been way too fucking long dude way too. I think long been on like a nine week hiatus or a time. Oh man What's going on? I miss you? Just fuck them already what the hell is that?

Well, you're probably thinking to yourself, now Brad is not thinking this, because he actually liked it up, but producer Chris is probably thinking to himself, how many people are in this Facebook group? About three dozen? Yeah. Quarring money's one and a half. There are 12,000.

Oh, I'm gonna say that again, 12,000 members in the friend and actor and community now. That's a lot. Yeah. And if you want to go see those 12,000 members for yourself, how do you get there? Go head on over to Facebook. Have you heard of the Facebooks? I have. I have. Have you heard of them? There are ones that's going to be big. Yeah. It's going to be the next big thing. It's crazy. Yeah. So you go on the Facebook and you type in.

Friday night karaoke in the search bar, go ahead and click on the group. You can click on the page if you want like the page but the page is not that exciting. The group is where it's at because that's where not only can you see all these amazing performances, not only can you see all these amazing performers, but you yourself can perform if you so choose to. But how much love, how much is this cost mic? There's no way it could be less than $500, $600. I hate this fucking show. See, the episode I listened to, I think it would've been more than three minutes.

They talk a lot for some reason. And the, it's like, babbling. Listen to this, and I swear to God, I have no idea what he's talking about here. See, listen closely, please. People in the Discord YouTube, listen closely. Let me know the fuck this guy's talking about if you can figure it out. Well, that's the best thing about road trips and you just start, you know, that gets dead quiet

and everyone's like all zoned out and like, you know, blah, blah, and thinking about what they're thinking, you know. And you're just driving and you're like, mock. You're mocked. Joe was in the car and then you're like, Mark, you're Mark. Joe was in the car, he'd be like, eh, it would take me, it would take me a quarter of a second to say, eh, not really thousand of cars. I know you'd be sleeping, I'd be like, Mark, you're great.

Nice. Yeah, super, super cool. What? What's going on? Is that like, is that a dumb a dumb reference? Is that what he's trying to do there? I think that's what's going on. But also, what fucking group of retards goes on a road trip together with the radio off? Like you just sit there and talk fucking stuff. You asshole start that. Well, I get to listen to the road podcast. It's terrible. Someone was like, turn that off.

And it was one of the hosts. When they're not talking about karaoke, they have a lot of spicy topics that they go through, Carl. And one of those is something that I think every podcast should have on their shows at some point. It's my number eight. And of course course I'm talking about time zone talk. For those of you who don't know time zones, I had to learn them all this week. So I'm on Eastern Standard Time and Mike is on some Japan time, which is 13 hours ahead.

Yeah, so I'm recording this at 9 p.m. And Mike is recording this at 10 a.m. tomorrow. So I'm drinking whiskey hard right here and Mike is day drinking beers at 10 a.m. ready to roll out at 10 a.m. on a freaking Friday or whatever day that is how you know what and next week we're gonna switch so next week Michael drink at night and I will day drink in front of my family. I fully support this. That's how you know you have a great family when they support your daydream for the podcast. What's a daydream on a road trip?

Holy shit these guys suck. I mean to those of you who are just listening to this show You you couldn't tell the serious faces that all three of us had on while that clip was playing that wasn't us laughing at that Right any of the later that you're hearing right now is not coming from us. I can guarantee you that. That was the prop ending. I wasn't ready for that. I think it was all I might. My mic was muted and everything went up and there. I don't know. It's just like, and then it just like and did he is like you know what I

Say enough. So let's fucking over. It's over. Go home. You want more if you want more you got to pay for it First half is free I wish their lives would have to rub that thing. Oh. Is the Buggard Up podcast hiring because that one, yeah, that's a little spazier than the other. Yeah. I wasn't ready for that. Oh, my God. I'm going on.

Or OP. Yeah. Yeah. Why OP? Yeah. I didn't even listen to that show. Brandon, let's get through this. I have a lot to talk about today.

What else do you want to play from the show? I got, I got really nothing, but I got one more clip that we could go through here. Where to sell? It's, it's my number 13. You used to ask a guest host what, when they came on, what clip sums up the show for you. Yeah.

And I think that this is a really good sum of what this is. And I want you to listen to it. Carl, please tell me what is funny about this? Well, I am so happy to be here for this podcast. Two weeks in a row. We're on to something. We should do this like as a weekly podcast, I think. I know, right? Oh, wait a minute. This is a weekly podcast. This is actually episode number 43 of the Friday night karaoke podcast. We've been doing this for 43 weeks. Not happy. But 43 weeks. This guy is the most punchable laugh. I know. And they do this thing where the one guy last

year, the guy goes, Oh, you're laughing and then he starts laughing. And the other person goes, Oh, you're laughing. And then he starts laughing. It reminds me of like, what do you go to brunch? And you're trying to leave. But then someone just started to drink. You're laughing and then he starts laughing and the other person goes, oh, you're laughing and then he starts laughing. It reminds me of like, when you go to brunch and you're trying to leave, but then someone just started to drink and you're like, oh, fuck, I guess I'm gonna drink that too. And then by the time you finish your drink, someone else just started to drink. And then you're there until Monday.

That's what this show is. It's getting day drunk on a Sunday afternoon and this shit hole fucking brunch place with girls. And this is if you don't hate these people right now, this will seal the deal for you. So come up next we have a little I'm a believer by the monkeys. You know, personally, I loved it when Smash Mouth re-did it as well. I love that Smash Mouth. Such a phenomenal version of it.

Boom! I take what? Of course he loves it. Is there anything they don't love Smashmouth? Jesus Christ. Nice. It's okay not to like things. You know how to go back.

It's fine. It's okay to hurt people's feelings. Gary Sherrod was the best era of Van Halen. I know I agree. It's great. Fucking idiots. All right. Anything else you want to play? your own was the best era of Van Halen. I know I agree. It's great. It's good.

Good idiots. All right. Anything else you want to play from this? Okay. In that case, it's time for our... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And I know you brought one.

I have one as well. Mike Gringe of the week. It comes from me. I was listening to the Dix show from this week, and Dix got this guy in studio, John Zurka, and John says that every genius in history was either gay or bi, because you know, it's incredible.

The research I've done, I've found that anyone who actually made a big difference in history had a dick in their butt at one point, I think. That's interesting. And then Dick Masterson says this. I don't know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a part of that. I'm not a part of that.

You will, you will, you will. I think everyone's gay though. Like I think, like I think that's why it's like a tenant of every religion is because home like, like being gay is like so in men's DNA that that was the first thing and like, oh, let's say that being gay is bad. Like that's the most important, that's the best way to control them.

I think Dick is gay. Now that's a weird take. That's a lot of the 40-in-slip there, is that what that was? No, I think he meant that. Guys are all gay? I'm not gay. But it's a criticism gay.

That's weird. That's a weird thing to say. Not quite. No, I'm not understanding that one. What did you find? Okay, so I was I was in the car with my my three-year-old and I was looking for something for him to listen to and I came across this show called Tune Tales now granted this is a kid show so take with that what you will I was looking for some you know story timed and songs for I was looking for some, you know, story-timed in songs for a time. Now, I listened into this thing and they're going through this story of the Muffin Man. Carl, do you know the Muffin Man?

Do I know the Muffin Man? Do I know the Muffin Man? Everyone knows. So, they're going through this. And as I'm listening to it, the jokes in this are beyond retarded, even for a kids show. But when the Muffin Man actually comes up, it's a voice that I think you're all going to be very familiar with.

Scone lady lives on Muffin Lane because she's married to the Muffin Man! Life partners actually, but you know potato potato. And the croissant lad is the root of your union! Oh my croissant is definitely fruit fill! You know what I mean? Try one of these nuggets. Thanks, croissant lad! Try two, try three, try four. I guess your name doesn't have to match the street you live on.

And when you're a family, you usually live on the same street. Every not always, my sister don't even have a master life, the cookie captain, and now neither of them They won't be in tears Yeah, don't do it here. She's she's here actually on muffin lane in the guest room now Now if you couldn't figure that out that was less clay pool of primus Now, if you couldn't figure that out, that was less Claypool of primus. Was it really? That was less Claypool playing the muffin man in a kid's podcast with a bunch of dumb jokes.

Was he doing a bow-daddy Harris impression right there? It was a really weird accent that he was going. Hold on, I'm sorry, I gotta hear that again. Now that I know it's a guy that I actually admire, I'm disappointed. Evan Hano is my sister and don't even divorced her wife. The cookie. My sister divorced her wife. This is children's programming now.

My sister divorced her wife. What the craziest thing about this? Like, yes, it's odd that you get less clay pool to do a voice for a children's podcast. What's even worried about this is that throughout the entire show, they promote it as, yes, which famous rock star, we got to play them up in man on the show. As if a four year old is going to know. I hope it's let's clean, Paul.

I want it to be Larry LeWod. Well, we'll see kids. Wow, two now exanders in this too. Wow, that's, that's bizarre. That's, that this too. Wow, that's bizarre. That's interesting. Good pull on that one. Hey, I got a song parody that came in from Seth Burke and it is a Ween song.

And I'm not gonna play the whole thing now. It's four minutes long, but I'll play it at the end, but I'll tease it now. Buenos Dardes Amigo. Bobby, my good friend. OP my good friend will be checking out at the end of the show so stick around for that all right guys There's so much breaking news this week. I have to get into this It's time to mark

zoom on All right misery loves company comes on on Monday and Right out of the gate, they're calling me out because I mentioned we were playing Chad and Ray DeVito going at it. And they kept interrupting it to read super chats. And I was like, hey, this is an interesting thing that's happening. Stop ruining it with the super chats. And now I'm being called out for having that criticism of them. For giving them notes. Yeah. Then Carl, somebody said, me this clip, Carl, this is literally

word for word I think. Carl, MLC is doing very well right now, but they're used to, but they're, they, they, they read these super chats and kills the flow with the show. So wait, the show is doing good now. So now we should change it back to how it wasn't when it wasn't doing well. These guys are fucking stupid. Well, I do think it's doing very well and I'm very proud of you, Kevin, for everything that you're building over there. Who said it does when you read it interrupts the flow? Is that Ray? Yeah, I might have had someone who's agreeing. Yeah. Ray wasn't on that episode. Ray was on yesterday's episode, which we will get to because I think it's pretty interesting. If the super chats are a part of your show and it's a success for you, then short include

them in the show. But maybe when there's some serious drama going on and content that's actually worth listening to on the show, you pull off a minute. They're super braided it gets it. Yeah. This isn't a difficult concept, different company up with it. It's an instant thing. And somebody made a video and put it up on Twitter

of me calling them out and then immediately showing me on who are these socials, which is Thursdays at 6 p.m. on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. And I'm talking about how I'm gonna read super chats and I'm gonna interrupt my blind friend and it read superchets and I'm going to interrupt my blind friend and it's going to be very rude. That's the joke. I don't know what corporate superchets into the show. I don't just stop people from talking to read a superchat like they do. But anyway, I guess Kevin saw that tweet. And then who are these podcasts on Twitter? The

guy goes, I appreciate the work you put it talking about the guy who made the video. Anyway, I'll find out. Anyway, who are these podcasts responded to the video? I appreciate the work you put into this, but MLC doesn't have a format other than reading super chats. W-A-T-P is a show whether people, whether people are chatting or not.

I don't do low effort podcasts like Kevin does. Yeah, so what I wrote was, Lincoln Kevin's doing very well, but it's very low effort. He just shows up and then they read people giving a money and react to it. So this is kind of a funny comeback on that. Whoa, low effort podcasts.

First of all, you need to talk about stuttering John. Yeah, this is hard to do. Don't talk about Stuttering shit watching OP and Stuttering John. That's not low effort podcast. That's the lowest effort I've ever fucking. I put my life on the line for the show. The end of the day. Why is drunk on crunch?

Why is who are these pods shitting on MLC for something he does as well? And why doesn't he shit on his homey shuley for having 10 pockets at center and collecting superchets? Almost as if Carl's a hypocrite, a guy who still has tech problems after 500 pockets. Carl gets superchets, but he doesn't get as many as us. So now people like, Brennan's on fire, but he should put himself out. That's pretty funny response. I mean, really? I don't watch Mizraim Loves Tompey.

How much money and super chats are we talking about? Where it's that thing of a fucking deal? Thousands of dollars in episode. Really? It's insane. It is insane. And well, it's because like yesterday I was watching along. They had like almost 1,400 people watching live.

And a lot of them are giving a money because there's so much drama going out on that show. But these things have been flow. That's the point I think everyone's trying to make. Is they, yeah, you can ride the way while there's a wave. But as soon as the calm comes in, it's gonna be a problem. You're gonna pick on a show format. I gotta figure out something to talk about.

The next time. Oh, back on. Yeah, right. Like, Chad's not gonna make up these crazy ass fucking stories every week, is he? I don't know. Is he gonna lie with these crazy fucking stories every week? How can he possibly top himself?

I don't know. Or bottom up. He keeps doing it. He keeps doing it, which we'll find out. Oh, that wasn't me. That was a clone. Yeah. Next he's gonna tell that that AI was stealing vodka

from liquor stores. Right. The AI stealing the vodka. And Kevin brought us a stump and up to fucking be like, I don't know. I don't know what AI is. Maybe, maybe chance rate about this one. In response to him, telling you that you have, you put the lowest amount of effort into this show. That's beyond the retarded statement, but I think the first segment of this episode is proof that there are other shows that do much less work. Oh, no, no shit. Listening to that karaoke show, even if I only did listen to 20 minutes of it, it's still way more ever than anyone should put into any podcast. I'm a martyr over here. Don't do what I do. This is not an easy life that I've paved for myself here.

All right. So then Dr. Steve is texting with Kevin Brinon because Dr. Steve is fucking everybody, of course. I thought I was special. So Dr. Steve's texting with Kevin. I said, he goes actually all this controversy looks like it's been good for Chad. His Patreon numbers are way up. I do know that because I'm a Patreon member of his. Dr. Steve is a Patreon. How are you doing? But a long time, I hope you're doing

well. I'm doing great. Even Cross said I'm doing great, but he wants me to change back to how I wasn't doing great That's not new live streams anymore with super chats because that'll be that'll be not doing great And so of course we got to get into some pinkman talk. Oh good. Yes Because Kevin explaining that Chad is dumb and does dumb things Is one of my favorite things that Kevin could possibly talk about. Chad's pink man. So if you watch the show, Pinkman did a lot of shit that didn't make sense. It made sense to Pinkman, but it didn't make sense to the viewer.

So it's almost like Howard Stern was already laying like, he knew already laying was a fuck up, but it was probably good for the show. So this is Monday, this is before it came out that Chad's a lying liar. So they're still working with the same narrative that Chad got jumped by Kumi of fans who were actually steel toe guys, the steel toe hired.

They're, they're, don't even ask, I don't know if you guys have been following this, but they had this whole narrative that the main sponsor of SteelToe, the guy owns this restaurant or something out there in Minnesota, he was in Florida that weekend or that time that Chad got jumped at Tuesday night last week. And so then they're saying like,

oh, well, this guy's probably behind it. So there were Q-sync stiltos, like main sponsor of being behind this violent act, which is insane. And at the same time, you got dummy zoom-ok, calling everyone else a fucking liar. And out of it, I 100% got punched. Let me address this this morning guy in Cleveland. The guy's a liar, he lies about everything.

Is a relationship? How long have you been on the air? Forever, he's been in the same situation. Now he jumped around. He went to Chicago for a minute. And he got fired from there. But I like one of those man cow guys. That you guys are so dark.

If yeah, yeah, exactly. If you guys are hanging your head on that guy, then you're dumb. You're stupid. The guy's lied about everything. His relationship with his cause. His kid. Everything. So he wanted to jump in on this. He saw the heat. He wanted a piece of it. The guy's lied about everything, his relationship with his cause, his kid, everything.

So he wanted to jump in on this. He saw the heat, he wanted a piece of it. That's all it was. He's a clown. Yeah, yeah. Rover from Rovers Morning glory. That's an, I think like a dozen markets was just like, I got to get some of this Chan Zuma key right now.

How's the ratings book looking? Not great boss. Chan Zuma, let's go. I'm not getting left in the dust. Yeah, it took me four months to make Chansu-buck interesting. It's not an easy thing to do. It's not easy fall back.

This is a salary job. No. But everyone's a liar according to Chant. I love that. I love when someone who's a compulsive liar who's been caught lying numerous times, infinity times is how many times Chant is, and that's that's not exaggeration.

That's the exact number. And this guy's calling everyone else a fucking liar. And this is great because he's this Chad lying about this incident that he claims that he filed a police report and he went to the hospital. You guys should know the story, right? I don't have to rehash this. Police report is available on the Tampa PD.

So I did go. There you go. Let's pop it up. Adam. Let's know they said it's not available. It's not available. It's an ongoing investigation. You dummies. But don't they have a record of it? I think, yeah, somebody saw something. Somebody saw something. I think it's out there, right? Yeah, although we were in the hospital. What is it that I'm going investigation to do with anything? Did you file a report or not?

You didn't. You're lying. Chad, you kind of trailed over the end there. You want to answer the question? Yeah, take somebody's answer. He doesn't. I've noticed now that he likes to change the subject whenever possible.

If there's any super chin up on the screen and people are saying it's just, you know, it's gonna paint Chad in the bad light, he'll just start reading the super chat or, I was trying to change the subject. Hey Bob, you look old, you know, I'll just say whatever the fuck you can say to get people off of him. He's not sly, but he's not good at it. This was a fun super chat that came in from a guy named sadzumak. Sadzumak. The problem with being stupid is that I'm too dumb to realize what I'm more. I said it for years. I said every year is not about chav like dumb people.

They're too dumb to realize they're dumb. So it's a problem. Like smart people are aware that like they're smart, but there's other people that are smarter. And so they know where they fit in. Dumb people are just too dumb to realize, and it's actually, there's actually like a science, I forget what it's called, but I brought up another time, and there's actually like a name attached to it,

where dumb people are so dumb, they don't know, they're dumb. Yes, the Dunding Kruger, a fact, and this explains Chad perfectly, because Chad makes up these stories that are so over the top and stupid, and you go, why would he think anyone would believe that, especially when you can look up? Is there a police report?

Yeah. Did the hospital give you a bracelet? Where you offered $10,000. Right, these things are just so fucking obvious, and these dumb people think like, I'd be fooled by this, maybe I can fool others. You can't, you're dumb, you're too dumb. He doesn't learn, he doesn't learn from it.

So there's this guy, Patrick Melton, and he hosts a show called Nobody Like's Onions. I guess it's been around since 2005. I had never heard of this before. But he was on Mizraho's company last week. I guess he's buddies with Chad. They lived in Tampa together for a little while. And so this guy is, um, nobody likes onions. He's obsessed with Aaron's wife for some reason. Seems to have a big heart on for April. But

um, he decided to take it upon himself. Remember, this is Chad's friend. God, I hate to have enemies if I was Chad. His friend decided to hire a PI to look into all these claims to Chad May. Somebody in Tampa who's going around, that he knows police officers there. He's asking police officers about reports. They were checking out Chad's house and the neighborhood and seeing if they could find any evidence.

They had a behavioralist analyzing Chad's body language to try to figure out if he was lying or not. No, he's never cared this much about Chad. It's insane. But Chad made up this crazy fucking story of getting jumped and almost killed. He thought he was gonna die. Like he went over the top with that.

So everyone's like, well, I gotta look into this. This sounds like horse shit. You know, and Rover's calling him out, and everyone's calling him out. So then this guy, Patrick Melton, does a six hour long live stream on Monday night, and he breaks down for 40, 45 minutes, all the reasons why he's sure Chad is lying.

And he really gives a very good assessment with all the information that he's sure Chad is lying. And he really gives a very good assessment with all the information that he's found and he's gathered. And like I said, Chad's front of this guy. So Chad, who actually did go to the hospital Monday of this week, because he was having headaches and stuff. So he's in the hospital, listening to all this, going, shit, I'm getting exposed and decides,

he better call in. Did you hear any all this, going, shit, I'm getting exposed and decides, you better call in. Did you hear any of this yet, Brandon? I've heard hard of cover a little bit of it, but not a total lot. Yeah, Cardiff actually had a video out. It was funny to see Anthony Cumius show. Anthony's watching Cardiff show to get to the bottom of all this information.

That fucking potato, man. He's not it. It's unbelievable. So this is Chad calling in to Melton show. So we'd love to know. So Chad, we'd love to know. We'd love to know the answers. Come clean.

It was really good. You got everybody. I got to be honest with you. And you can have your guys do the research. They'll find it obviously. I just left the hospital right now. and i got a be it and i got a be honest with you and you can have your guys do the research is a fine obviously i'm i just left the hospital right now i went to the hospital yeah i know today really but today you said you were going to go to the hospital and get a bracelet no legit you could go have your guy look it up

it's i'll give you the location i don't't care. I don't actually care. You know this right? Yeah No, but I I I felt like I needed to get get it looked at because it was hurting and it feels weird and it's a whole thing Okay, but you didn't go but you didn't go before No We got him We got him. Confirmed. It was the perfect storm. And if I tell you the real story, it will make sense to you.

Yeah, save it for MLC. Save it for your shit. You'll get blown up if you tell the real deal. So Chad now has no choice but to admit that he was lying. Because there's people snooping around. It's very obvious. He didn't go to the hospital. He didn't file a police report. So now he has to go, all right, you got me. But I have a very good reason for doing what I did. Well, at least it's justified.

Yes, of course, it's always justified. Now, if you remember, when he was on Miss Rila's company that day, this is the last week Tuesday, the way he ended the show was, oh shit, I just got a DM on Instagram. They sent me a photo of the front of my apartment complex. He says how is my. And they said, don't mess around or something like that.

So Chad ends up abruptly and he's like, I gotta call the cops, I'm freaking out over here. And then of course, the next time we see Chad, 4AM, from his apartment with the big Shiner. And so this whole thing was like this, elaborate. Whoa, they threatened me and then they got me and they said, don't fuck with Kumiya, and they beat me up real good.

And apparently that was all I. Okay, okay, this is what I'll say on your show. And tomorrow on our show, I'll tell the whole story. Yeah, all right. No you. Number, here's whole story. Yeah, all right. No, you. Number, here's the, here's the truth. I dig it punched. Yeah, I believe that.

Yes, there was an altercation. It did involve Kumi in the sense. The guy said, I sucked on Kumi on when I go on. And that's when I got Mali. Right. This is at a bar. It was leaving a bar, but I was getting to go on. And that's when I got my all these right. Is that a bar? It was leaving a bar, but I was getting to go food. I wasn't drinking.

What? If you're going to create a new lie like make it believable. What what do you mean you were at a bar, but you weren't drinking and you got to do a bar fight. So according to Chad, what's think about this logic? Because he did this live stream to Instagram,

walk around his neighborhood like he always does since 11.30 at night. And then it says, actually you know he gets jumped and these guys beat him up. Now the new story is, okay, I was at a bar, but I wasn't drinking. I was just ordering food to go at 11.30, and I had a Tuesday.

Okay, he's just ordering food to go. And a guy comes up to me and goes, Hey, you're not very funny on Anthony Kumio's show. I'm gonna tune you up now. Which is when all these happens to comedians. I had a bad appearance. I get beat up really hard the next day. Fuck.

So Chad says, I'm sorry, you feel that way. Please let me go. Listen, I'm not forever going. I'm in my sandwich alone. No let me go. Listen, I'm not for everyone. I'm in which alone. No. I know. Of course. I'm out that Chad's getting noticed in the wild. Like that. Yeah. Like that part of the loan is I call bullshit. I'm of course. I got I got a theory on this car or if I may. Yeah, please. Based on all the information that we've been given and the fact that this guy is a notorious liar. Yes.

You can't believe any story that he comes up with. So he's never, even when he says, I'm going to go on my show and tell you the real thing, you're never going to hear the real story. Of course not. Now, what I think happened is, and I think he's too chicken shit to admit it, but I think he actually asked one of his friends to punch him in the face. Okay. And now, the way that he set it up

by ending the Misery Loves Company episode, and then the Instagram live and everything, and then he immediately jumps up, he can earn live and he's all beaten up and shit. He creates this narrative that people are stalking him and they're gonna terrorize him in all of this shit. Right. For two people to beat him up, he's only got one eye.

That's damaged. And granted, it looks pretty bad. It looks like it hurts. Don't get me wrong. But there's no bloody lip. There's no marks on the nose. If you got the shit kicked out of you, you would know it. People would know.

And his glasses, he wears glasses. So when he said that he puts them on and he pops the lens out so that he could read super chats. But if you got pinched in the face that hard, your glasses would get broken. I have a three year old who broke my frames last week just by pulling them apart. It's not hard to do.

If you get hit hard enough, they're gonna break. Now, I will say that Chad just recently got glasses. They're reading at break. Now, I will say that Chad just recently got glasses. They're reading glasses. So it's not like he would necessarily be wearing them when he's at a bar or walking on the neighborhood. But let's just remember everybody because as we're going to go through Chad admitting that he's lying, this is going back to the video where he came out and was lying to everybody about this.

He was trying to be very convincing. I just want to remind everyone, but to Brandon's theory, I just want to say that that would require a friend. Well, finding someone who wants to hit you, doesn't necessarily mean you have to have a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They couldn't have been at that ball.

It was probably a proud volunteering. Right. And then there's the block of points of neighbor and said, hey, punched me in the face and without hesitation, I just said. Yeah, I would never finish that sentence. Chad has addressed that theory directly and said, I don't like getting hit.

I don't like getting hurt. I didn't hire people to hit me, but who knows? To your point, you can't believe anything he says. So he has lost all credibility. So it's, yeah, who knows? I certainly, one thing I know for sure is that the new second story is also fake. That's one thing I know for sure is that the new second story is also fake. That's one thing I know for sure.

It doesn't even fucking make sense, but all right, let's just remind everyone what Chad was saying after this, you know, getting jumped by these kumi of fans. Now, I'm walking, listening to a shitty podcast. Can I also on from out of of nowhere I get fucking hit from behind And they just are kicking and punching and punching and kicking two dudes

That's why I wanted to play this right now to your point Brandon He's got one black eye and two dudes were kicking and punching and punching and kicking. One of them shaved half my mustache. It doesn't make any fucking sense. They threw dirt on my arms. And I'm just like, everything's just racing through my mind right now. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Trying to make it look like. Right. And I heard one guy say, don't fuck with Kumiya. swear to God, hand to God, hand to my mother, hand to everything. This is what makes him such a piece of shit. That right there. So he's lying. And it sounds like a while. Why? So immediately his logic kicks in and goes, I better fucking say, swear to God, I better fucking go in my mom and here. Yeah, exactly.

And this is what's so annoying about Jack, because he pretends he's above all of this and that he does a real show. And this is the only real show and everyone else is just a phony. This is the kind of shit he was saying when he was lying on this video. And if you guys think this is some pro wrestling shoot, this is real life shit.

I don't do steel toe. Now, I don't do this shit. I just want you to remember that because later I was explaining himself. He talks about how it's pro wrestling guys. Well, of course, I'm going to make up stories. That's part of the fun of all of this. So let's go back to uh... petrick melton

and uh... chad confessing this is him talking about the the dm that he received that spooked him when he was on mlc and i also say this that i did get a dm or outside your house where i am bellish because i was performing on the show yeah there was a photo

of my car in a apartment which there wasn't. But I get messages like that all the time. Right. All right, so now Chad is saying there was a DM, but the DM didn't actually have a photo of my house. And so he shows the DM on one of these shows. I saw him put up to the camera.

It was from 9.45 AM. So wouldn't have happened while he was on at MLC. Even when he's trying to prove that he's not lying, he's lying. Yeah, you have no idea whose number that is or anything like that. So when he shows you this message, I could just, I know he doesn't have friends, but let's say for sake of argument, he does. That could just be someone saying, hey, I'm here at your house. Like there's no menacing tone to that or anything.

It doesn't, none of this makes sense. Do I think that people do threaten to beat up Chad? Yes, I think all the time. I think there might be more after this. Yeah, and rightfully so. And I think that anyway, should be beating up anyone over podcasting. Correct. But I do believe that one part of it,

that Chad has been punched in the eye a few times and people want to beat him up. I believe that to be true. So now, you guys just watched that video I just played where he was very serious and he's like, hand to God, this is my real life. He mentioned that he thought he was gonna die. This was a very serious thing, but now he's spinning it.

So I saw a perfect way to tie all this together. I thought it would be hilarious. And that's what it was because I got that message earlier and I and I overplayed it for the show. I really wasn't scared. I just thought it would be a good way to tune in tomorrow. What happened? What a piece of that. I got to my behavior is picked up on. She said there was overacting. Why is that funny? What's hilarious about that? Well, we know that he doesn't understand humorous.

No, but this is what he keeps saying, he's like, give, this is a funny bit, this is hilarious bit. No one was having fun with that. No one thought it was funny, hilarious. Not even you, you were the most serious about out of everyone. If there were two guys, they may have been having fun with it. Yes.

That's about it. Right, those fake guys who beat you up had a blast. Other than that, there's no hilarity to be found. Lay off, Kumi, a big fun to stunt Joe. The only time anyone's having any fun with this is when it blew up in his face. That's the only time. Nothing about it, otherwise it's funny.

Yeah, of course, which we'll get into. So this still leads the question. If you just went to a bar and some guy didn't like them because he saw my kumian he wasn't as funny as the guy wanted to be let's say that that's what happened but why is there grease all over his face grease all over his hand and arm in that video like what where does that all come from

you know i got my hands dirty because there was an oil can buy it i'll tell that tomorrow and i got what that guy, I said my eye. And I just kind of like sell a sleep and I woke up and it wasn't like that when I got home. It blew up like that. When I was sleeping. Yeah, you rubbed oil in it. All right. So there was an oil can there. And remember what he's saying here because he's going to change his story the next day. Jadsey, very bad liar because it's a dumb guy lying is for smart people. Guy like, yeah,. It's just a...

Insistency. Yeah, so you gotta be consistent with your lie. Write it down. Pray to send the mirror a little bit. Chad says he went home and fell asleep. And then when he woke up, his eye had swollen up and that's when he decided to livestream. So keep that one in mind.

We'll get more information on that coming up. Hey, remember when he was roofied and Remembered every detail. Oh, that's right. He is a terrible liar. He's a terrible liar Yeah, he's like I wasn't even drinking that much. I think someone must have drugged me. Yeah He goes to bars. It doesn't drink this fucking guy. It's unbelievable He's there fucking reading the Bible the corner and then trouble starts coming in towards his way. Like, what the fuck? What did I do? And I ran away back to my apartment. I didn't.

I didn't call the police. I just went home to ice my eye. Of course she did. Motherfucker, you got online and streamed before you washed your hands. You were giddy about it. All right. So he admits there was no police report. We all knew that.

Obviously no shit. And then he admits that he ran with a story that Stilto's biggest sponsor was behind the assault, which when he knows he's lying, that could actually fuck with real people's real lives. Not a funny bit, right? If you accuse someone of assaulting you or being behind the assault, that's not really a bit.

I don't, I don't think, I don't, I don't find it funny. I'm not a wrestling guy. I don't find that it's funny. It's as many. Yeah, we've been doing it. It's funny. You find that's a good one. So now Chad's a little bit concerned. So now that this is when the truth was coming off of the first time. Everyone knew he was lying, obviously. I mean, we've talked about it here quite a bit. But now Chad has had to a fucking admit it. And now he's thinking like, uh-oh, what's going to be the backlash on this? I wonder if the people, do they feel like they wasted their time or they feel vindicated or something?

Well, again, the only people mad about it will be, you know, some people who donated money, I imagine, will be a little little sour maybe but maybe not because it was such a good it was such a good story arc and then also like i think everybody hates errands who cares like fuck errand give you give Chad money i don't care that they were given me money i one guy vennm on me twenty five dollars but it was just i still got punched it so it's not like you know it wasn't as brutal as I made it out to be like,

they came up from behind. Another one of the dead giveaways was when someone offered to pay your medical bills, and you're like, nah, I'm good. I love the chairs. Like I feel mad about my scam. The people who I scan, are they mad that I scammed them? Yes, they are. They're not too thrilled about it.

Your co-hosts aren't that happy about it either. You've lost all credibility. How much time do you think is gone by? Yeah, I know right. You guys still talking about that old thing. Yeah, we've been under the rug. Idiot. I think that clip too. It also sounded like he was getting shitty about somebody who sent him a $25 super chat like, hey, asshole, that guy gave you money. Yeah. Fucking thank you. What's your problem? He claims on the show the next day that he gave that money back, which is awesome.

I'll be. Look, after YouTube takes their cut, you know, and if he gets it on the 21st, yeah, it's what kind of also. Chad was doing a emergency live stream today. I tuned in for a second, and he's talking about how much money he has in the bank and he's saying that he can afford a house next to my house and Rochester if he wanted to buy one.

It's like, why are you even talking? No one believes anything that you say. You have no credibility whatsoever. And this is a nice neighborhood. I don't think I don't think I can buy a house this day right? I'll be honest with you. But when he's got a still a credit card, he goes shopping at CVS Right Yeah, when you're purchasing vitamins from GNC that's a $5 purchase with a stolen credit card You're not doing well no one's buying the money in the bank. That's a dumb thing to do That's a dumb felony that Felonies can be dumb sometimes sometimes they can be smart that one's dumb that one stupid

All right, this is a Patrick explaining why this was so obvious that he was lying. Oh, do you like to do the Patrick likes to do? He likes to play this thing because he's front of the shed where he's like, dude, I don't care you're lying. Oh, dude, you think I care? I don't give a shit.

Meanwhile, he's the one who fucking hired the private investigator and he put all this time and talking to the police department and checking all this shit out. It's like, it seems like a care I don't know. I think maybe you care a little bit, but anyway, this is not an explaining why he knew that's how we know is like There's no way Chad's not gonna show it if he's in a hospital. There's no way Chad's not waving around a bracelet or police report. There's no way There's no way you're not taking off your shirt if you're covered in bruises. There's no way you don't do that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not outside my house because I knew I was on air. I thought it'd be funny just to go. You know, it's I was in radio. We're all bunch of hacks. Oh,

no, we don't get it. He was in radio. It's a radio thing. He thought it'd be funny to act like he was scared someone was going to beat him up. That's hilarious. What a great gag. You must have learned that radio school. That's hilarious. What a great gag. Give us a little bit of radio school. Mm-hmm. It's really impressive. Does he not know how like injuries work? He keeps bringing this up like I woke up and my eye was more swollen than it was before.

Yeah, no shit. No shit. When you get punched, it's gonna look bad, but it's gonna look worse the next day. Yes. We know. And that's the thing that he likes to focus in on. He's like, guys, I really do have an eye injury.

He's like, no, we don't. We don't have the eye injury chance. Everything else that you're lying about. All right, so then he goes on NLO confesses that he was lying and rovers all over this. I guess Charlie from the rovers show was watching all this unfold. I've been spending a lot of time with a chab verse recently. I need to know the different characters. Sorry. Yeah. The steel toe. I've been watching that. Sometimes I just watch it this.

So if you can see this, it's a potato that talks. This is somebody, this is literally it's a potato that talks. It's just somebody this is literally the potato. You got to watch this and then just say potato that is this is an anti-chancezoo mic potato. Yeah, so you got to watch it. There's all these different characters and I have to try to figure out because I don't know what anybody's talking about ever. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot to unpack when you first enter into the chat verse. Well, especially when your introduction to it is talking potato, I can see that. I can see that being a little bit unsettling, especially when Chad is talking to the onion guy

about a fake story and a potato's covering it. It's like, let's corn cob chimes in. Yeah. But once you can pass all that, it's all smooth. Pretty good. You don't know corn diff? Or the fuck have you been living over? This isn't that the guys like, oh, I was pulling a prank on everyone. I thought it would be funny.

It's so good. No, what happened was peeping on. I said, this did not happen. This is all made up. It's completely phony. So when push comes to shove and you have to, you know, I was just, I just thought it would be great entertainment. No, you were trying to pull another scam like you did.

Anyone who donated money to your stupid thing, your YouTube thing or whatever the hell he's posting on and you're donating money your whatever the hell he's posting on and your donating money. I'm sure he's going to issue refunds to all those people, right, who donated, feeling sorry for him that he was assaulted and jumped. I know that's not going to happen. Yes. He rovers, knows Chad pretty well.

They go way back. Everything Chad does is a scam to get money. He wants sympathy. He wants money. He wants sympathy, he wants money, he's constantly getting mugged and getting in car crashes and all these bad things are always happening to pour Chadwick. And when you hear this many stories,

eventually you go, this is another scam. Oh, I got jumped by guys who like Anthony Cumia. Sounds like a scam. Oh, you said the same thing about Rovers guys jumping you. And then Chad's going, oh, Rovers lying about that. Why would Rover make that story up? You're the one who lies, Chad. This is one thing that Chad doesn't understand,

because he's such a liar. He thinks everyone's lying. No, you're the one who's lying. This show isn't a lying show. You're show is. And actually, this is a pretty funny quip from Rover here. Tenzuma is the George Santos of podcast host, I guess, just lies about everything. That's the George Santos of podcast.

There's at this point that the lies are unbelievable. And then when you get caught in these lies, you have to be like, it was a bit. Do you think George Santos is like, it was a pretty funny bit when I said I wasn't, I was Jewish. Got it? I was chew-ish. Get it? I'm just doing a character. I mean, Santos' lies are a little more entertaining and zoom-oxed.

Yeah, you're right. You're right, his are funnier. At least Chad doesn't pretend that he's educated. At least Chad doesn't have lies like that he has a master's degree here. It's a funny one. No one would buy that for a fucking second. Also a member of

Mensa. Yeah, I know right. Yeah, that's not a job line. Pick something believable. Right. That's probably a made up story. He probably stumbled and fell as a drunkard substance abuser and got a black eye. That's been going around now is that he was stealing a catalytic converter. He's underneath the car getting filthy, trying to steal that from money, and then somebody came out and saw him and kicked his ass. With a car. Yeah, I was just killed by this way.

It is in the news yesterday. So that's a plausible scenario. That's still my favorite scenario because he's all greasy. He needs money. Why not steal some kind of little converters? You can get some money for that. And Cheds defense on that is like, I had to get my neighbor to come over here to hang a mirror in my house because I'm just so inept at doing anything. Like, really? You don't over here to hang a mirror in my house because I'm just so inept at doing anything like really you know I'm here that's a pretty solid alibi car yeah you never heard that one before that's pretty fucking stupid right there

so how can you argue with that do you use the hammer method or the screw method oh geez out of this is too advanced for me yeah you just hanging up please I don't know what to do hammer Hammer. He's such a fucking liar. So this is kind of funny because if you recall in that original video, Chad was being tough guy Chad. The new story is that a guy punched him and he ran away. But the first story was, and I'm going to take that same watch tonight. Yeah. You're not going to stop me. Right. But if you watch an original thing, that was not trying to be funny.

He was. You know, serious. Yeah. I thought for a second I go, this happened. I walk the walk. Yeah. Walk the walk. Okay. That's pretty funny. Where do you say? Yeah, I walked the walk. No, you don't. You lie. The lie. Your likes.

You can't even joke the walk. No, you don't, you lie the lie. You're lying, sir. You can't even joke the joke. All right, so now, fast forward to the next day, Tuesday. So Monday night, Chad goes on NLO. Confessas, you've made the whole thing up, makes up a new story, tells that story, says he's gonna tell more of that story on MLC the next day. As soon as he comes up with it. Yep, he's just got to write it down

and then he'll be able to tell us all about it. And then Rover comes out and they make fun of him. And so then Chad has to do an emergency livestream. Curative is in the middle of this. So I should bring him in on this. And he's all over it. Congratulations. I'm being featured on the Anthony Cumius show this week, my friend.

Thank you. Thank you. I've never gotten so many emails from more racist people than I have over the last two days. Yes. Well, that is something to do with that, but they obviously, yeah. And they don't like russet potatoes.

They don't like any old stuff. That's, no, here, I'll say it. Let's see, let's see if this gets you demonetized. They, no. Okay. Let's hold off on that. Okay, So this is coming in from Chad's live streams. And now he's got his story straight and he's going to explain to us that he wasn't lying. It's not a lie. He was exaggerating. There's a difference between exaggerating a story

between exaggerating a story than lying. Cause there's a lot of liars out there. A lot of self-righteous assholes right now. Pretending they're taking the high road. You got the douchebag in Minnesota who lies consistently every day. Not you, Charter. So this guy is unbelievable. who lies consistently every day. Not you, Karate. Cool. Okay. Good.

So this guy is unbelievable. He goes out and show the night before confesses to making up this outrageous lie. And then immediately starts calling other people out for lying. Not good timing, Chad. You want to call people a liar? Give it a week. Let's some type pass. And I wanted to advise Chad, if you don't want people to think it's pro wrestling

Perhaps don't wear your body body type or T-shirt. That's a good point. Do yes. This is this is real life This isn't pro wrestling and then as he's caught he's like this pro wrestling guys. This is what I do Hey, it's pretty great, right? You got to work. We got a shoot. We got it all You see the sunglasses in the hat backwards Carl. He's not lying. He's keeping it real. Cran master zoom-ok. I would believe Eliza Blue over Chad zoom-ok at this point. This guy is the biggest liar on the internet right now. And so he's upset that Rover called about for lag. Then some douchebag to rest your radio guy in Cleveland comes out and jumps in from out

of nowhere for no reason. And you feel like you're vindicated. Another liar, a guy who built his whole show on lies. Kidning a balloon, pretending to put a kid in a balloon, have it float away. You know, that's a radio bet. He's not understanding the difference between lying and radio bets at all. And it's funny that he goes and robert decided to jump on this for no reason at all. No, there's a very good reason why he did. It's because he saw the video of you claiming that he got jumped by guys who liked another

radio show and went, hey, I remember what shit that eight years ago. And clearly got jumped by guys who were fans of Rover, and then accused me of hiring them. I'm hiring good, that's why he talked about it, Chad. Are you implying there's a connection? Yes, I think that's why. I don't think it was just like, no reason. No, I don't think Rover was sitting around going,

how do I get more people talking about Rover's morning glory? Oh, I know, let's make up shit about Chad Zuma. Let's pretend he's not a good guy. Let's see if anyone buys it. So fucking stupid. I didn't work for Patrick White. Oh, he made a video about this too. Fuck, I didn't get to that today.

Shit, it's too much to get to. There's a lot. It's too much going on. Okay, so now Chad's gonna explain that he was actually lying for all of us. This wasn't for this wasn't self-survey. Jesus method. This was so serving at all. So now do you Johnny come lately? Passing judgment, pointing fingers. After I've entertained you all, I brought you quality entertainment.

I brought you the drama you want. It's something else. Our passing judgment on the Z-man. You're on the wrong side of history yet again. And I will continue when the books are written to win. Comedians, when you go see a stand-up comment, do you think those jokes are 100% factual? Do you think Berk-Ricer's machine is on the up and up?

I believe the title of this episode was winning. Muchark wins again. He's trying to spin this into some victory for him. It's insane. He should have his tell between his legs and apologizing to everyone. And it's just going, you're welcome that I did that. And I just want to explain something to check.

I don't know if he's this dumb or if you think people watching him are this dumb, maybe they are. But when a comic comes up with a comedic premise, it ends with something funny. Yeah. That's why they do that. Bert Crusher's the machine, say about it what you want.

He got a movie made out of it. And he's a pretty successful comic from that specific story because it's entertaining and funny. Chad makes up a story that is not entertaining or funny or interesting in any way. It's just a made up story that's self-serving. You know what frightens me is how comfortable he seems with this. Yes. He's been in this situation so many times. It's just second nature to him.

Yeah. You guys are upset with me. I did that so that you guys would all have fun with my lies. Yeah, well, he didn't first of all But this is his first time doing it with social media you think so he was able to get away with it before yeah Okay, you guys came up with the internet involved But guys remember and and before he went on to this live stream I should say that the BS show happened with Bob and Shuley and Both of them were going Jesus Christ. I don't know what to do with this fucking guy like she was got a gig with him

Coming up in Florida. They're doing a comedy show together and she was like, I don't know if I can do a show with this guy You can't believe anything he says and so you know Chad has to explain that They're the assholes You all benefited from what I did. I like twisted a story around. Twisted a story. You're full of shit, surely in Bob Levy. Full of shit.

Trying to raise your, oh, I would never do that to the audience. I would never do that. I don't know how I can recover from that get the fuck out of here you two bolts Bullshitters I was on that episode two Cardiff how is it that Chad is now accusing Shulia Bob of being the bullshitters and he's saying that they would do the same thing He did that's where he's completely misguided on us And he's saying that they would do the same thing that he did. That's where he's completely misguided on us.

Making up a story like this about violence and pinning it on another podcast you don't like and his sponsor is shit that nobody does. Only Chad does this. That's why I said big deal. But I know I think he's implying that they were all in on it together. Oh, is that what he was like?

Yeah, vaguely. Is this another narrative? Because he makes it clear that he didn't tell us single. So not even foreign team did he tell the truth too? Oh, vaguely. Is this another narrative? Because he makes it clear that he didn't tell a single, so not even for a team, did he tell the truth, too? Oh, his sponsor. Yeah, he didn't tell anyone the truth, which is proof that he was hoping just to get away with that. It wasn't a bit, it was never meant to be a bit.

He was just hoping to get away with a lie. He's embarrassed about the truth. When you watch his emergency, first emergency video, there's no getting around that anymore. Correct, yeah. All right, so this is a longer clip, but now he's going to explain the new story. Okay, this is more detailed than what he told

the nobody likes onions guy. Here we go. Bullshit story number two from Chadwick. I'm at the bar. There's only a couple of people in the bar and a bigger drunker guy. Drunker. Yeah.

I'm drinking. I'm already, he was drunker. I thought he wasn't drinking there, but okay. And, so he was bullied. He's like looking over at me and I'm just drinking and hanging out. Having a beer? It's not drinking, okay.

And all of a sudden, he comes to a whole story. that may, and I'm just drinking and hanging out. Have it up there. It's not drinking. I got it. And all of a sudden, it comes off. It's a pretty cheesy story. And I go, hey, he's like, you comedian? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I am. He's like, say something funny. And that's the worst thing you could say to a comedian. Like, say something funny.

So it's the worst. Yeah. He's got nothing for that. Hey, say to a comedian, like say something funny. So it's the worst. Yeah. I'm off the top. And you're a comedian. Tell me a joke. Damn. Stop preparing for this. I find he went into the bar to just pick up some food and walk out. And I was like, down he's having drinks.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So the story changed to his friend, Nikki, who's recently divorced. Text him while he was on his walk. Hey, you want to meet me for a drink and he was at the bar down the house, down the street from his house. So he's like, sure, so then he met up with Nikki and then they're sitting there, mying on their own business.

This guy comes over and does the, you a comedian? Tell me a joke for a man, which has never happened to history of the world. Everything with this guy is a fucking shitty movie script. Yeah, sorry dude. Is the food truck still around at this point. There's the food truck already gone. He hasn't introduced the food truck Yes, oh, okay, so we'll pre-food truck. Yeah, so pre-food truck I'm not working. It's not happening

I'm not doing a joke right now. It's not gonna work even when he is working. You're not gonna He's like oh come on man do some I'll buy you a drink. I'll buy you a drink. I was like I don't want a drink I'm good. I'm just catching up with the friend. I'll take the cash We're cool and he's just hanging out. He's like come on be funny be funny if you're funny You're gonna be funny. I'm like now. It's cool. It's a lot of hotels. I realize he's not going away anytime soon So I'm like I'm going to the bathroom to get away and I look at I gave Nikki like I look like I got to get a fuck out of here Go take a piss If I was telling this story, I wouldn't include details like the look that I gave Nikki a look like I got to get a fuck out of here. Go take a piss. If I was telling this story,

I wouldn't include details like the look that I gave to the person. This is way too detailed, this is a lie. I'm back, he's back at his table. So we're hanging out, she says, you know, I'm gonna get going, my cool. And all of a sudden, she leaves. I close out the chat.

And I said, I gotta get some food to go. There's a guy in the room. I don't know where she's inside the patio. That on the ball. All right, so now the only person who could have witnessed this and could have told the world the chat's not lying, has not left. He's lost his eyewitness, his only eyewitness is now gone.

That sucks. I want to, what a coincidence, huh? But as she left, she gave me a look and I will never forget that look. So food to go, there's like a little food truck within side, the patio of the bar. My grabs some food, take it home. I just want to point this out, we'll get more into this

because they kind of uncover some of these lies on MLC. But Tuesday night, we know the time has to be after midnight at this point, because he's going for his walk in 1130, brought that up multiple times. So it's Tuesday night, the bar is dead, and he's going to grab food to go. The kitchen staff hasn't left.

They haven't cleaned up at the left. Well, it's a food truck. They're just waiting. I don't know. I heard food truck. He left. He left the bar to go to a food truck. Well, the food truck was in the

bottom side. It was outside the bar. But inside the bar area, like there's like a patio. The patio. Yeah, it was near, I guess it was parked beside the patio. Yeah.

Paint me a picture, somebody. Yeah. Food trucks are very often open in the suburbs at 12 30 in the morning on a Tuesday because that's when a rush might come through. You never know. We're in the food and they say it's going to be like 10 minutes. So I said, okay, they're in the bar. I'm going to go outside like right out in front of the side of the bar and just like check text messages. just wait. So I don't run into a guy, I don't talk to a guy,

you know, he was annoying, he's annoying. I'm like, I'm already annoyed by this guy, I don't want to talk to this guy. Hanging out outside, he comes out with this girl and another dude. And they're smoking. They're in the side smoking cigarettes. And I'm just kind of keeping to myself,

keeping to myself. And he's like, that's the comedian right there. He points to his buddy or his girl. He's like, that's the comedian. I'm like, Hey, what's up? They're like, yeah, man. I told him to say something funny. You're not saying anything funny. So I'm like, long as I lines that. I was like, I'm not working, guy. I'm getting annoyed. Part of the guy. Imagine that he's having the same conversation with this guy and got it now outside the bar. It happened inside the bar. All right. So now we're going to find out why this guy knows who Chad even is because the vast, vast majority

of people in the world have no idea who Chad is. But why does this guy know him? Yeah, because I didn't think you were funny. You're never funny on Kumiya. So I go, here we go! That's what it is. That's how he knows me. I didn't know what he knew.

I wasn't funny on Kumiya. And I go, yeah, I haven't been in studio a long time. He's like, yeah, but when you call in, you're not funny. And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not a big kumiak fan. I don't know what to say. And then he says, well, be funny now. Prove it to me. I'm like, I'm not proving any, I'm getting like a no one. It's like, just leave me alone, dude. I'm just getting my food. I'm going to leave. And this never happened. Yeah, you shouldn't have to remember the truth. This back and forth, this goes out forever. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you're happened. Yeah, you shouldn't have to remember the truth. This back and forth this goes out forever

Yeah, but I don't think you're funny. No, I know I know I don't want to be funny. Yeah, but be funny now I don't want to be funny. You're not funny. This would not happen like this. It doesn't make any fucking sense If he's calling into the to the coo me a show He's not doing it. It's I have never watched it. I'm assuming it's not like like stream yard words a video call you see him He's actually calling into the show. Correct. Yes, I'm a nice Chad's face It'd be like oh, yeah, you're that guy on whom you he would hear him correct It doesn't make any sense. He hasn't been in the studio with Anthony Cumia in years So this guy wouldn't be like hey, I remember you from 2018. I think it was August

None of it makes any fucking sense. I recognize that voice anywhere. You're right. All right. So obviously things are getting heated here. If there was a way to be a hack with lying, this guy is a hack. These are the worst lies anyone could possibly concoct.

He had a week to come up with this. This is what it came up with. He would think with the amount of shows that he had a week to come up with this You would think with the amount of shows that he's gone on to talk about all this stuff You might listen back to what he says something. Oh, okay, just to keep the lie like Like might as well mention that the next time I talk about it Put down some bullet points or something so that you don't stumble so much This righted behind your computer like fucking affirmation. So just keep yourself in track of what's going on. Alright, so now he's going to explain the altercation that went down. I go, you heard what I said and he pushes me. And as he pushes me, I spit

towards him. Then it hit on my spit towards him. That's a bitch move. Yeah. Yeah. That's a real bitch move. Someone pushes you spit on them. Yeah. That doesn't usually end a fight. No. No, lucky. You just got a fucking black guy. That's all you did. Yeah. Well, but wait. There might be a second spitter. Oh, my face. Pressing home out of where? Didn't hit on my spit towards him. And from there, bam, bam, to the right eye. Bam. I felt the ground right side of the dirt spot with oil. Oh, the dirt oil. Okay. It hurt.

It hurt a lot. I'm in shock. Nope. I don't know about that. It doesn't seem shocking. Yeah, I know. And then he starts walking away. And there's like an oil can or some oil thing or whatever.

What? I picked it up and I chucked it towards him. Huh? It hits the fence. He's laughing right there. He almost digled for a second. He's not even buying his own bullshit. He's like, wait, there's like a cat of one or something. Yeah. Watch his look. Look. Look at this again. I think this is so stupid. Get up and I chucked it towards him. It hits the fence.

You know, by the way, Karin, if something I'm picking up out here, this is the second time I've watched this, when someone can cox a story and they make it up, all the characters are as dumb as the person who made up the story. So that's why like all the characters in the show are like, this guy who's just like, I don't like you on KUBEA, get over here boy, you know, it's like,

this would never fucking happen. Right. So are you saying if you only spoke English, you wouldn't write a screenplay in French? Correct. Yes, okay. It's gonna be in his language. Yes.

He turns around, starts walking towards me. I make a B line to my place, which was a half mile away. Okay, so I want wanna point something out here because if this were possibly true, we should be able to find the guy who punched Chad because he's A left handed. There's only 10% of the world that's left handed. So that narrowed it down right there.

And Bia Kumia fan living in Tampa. We should be able to find this guy pretty quickly. I'll call me. Nagle has the subscription records. Yes, let's find a nagle's going to know who this is. We get the IP address. Get right to the bottom of it. Someone called me at the show yesterday claiming to be the guy punched chat. I think that was a joke. All right. I didn't hear that, but I just heard about it. It'll be on my show this weekend. Okay, cool.

I mean, I put it on Twitter. I'll pay a couple hundred bucks. If someone who actually punched Chad Zumaq wants to call into the show, I will give you a couple hundred bucks to call it. I'd love to have you. Tons of people claiming responsibility. Yeah, I find, find, find.

If you've punched Chad at any time in your life, call into the show. We want to talk to you. And the board is lighting up. All right. So now this is lighting up. Ah! All right, so now this is where Chad thinks up a lie after he gets back on. So you just heard the story. The guy pushes Chad, Chad spits at him,

which is a weird thing to do if someone pushes you. So then the guy punches Chad, Chad goes down into a pile of oil and dirt, and there's a can there that has oil in it, and he chucks it at the guy, misses him by a mile, then the guy comes back at him and then he goes running. He goes back home and he thinks of a lie, he thinks it up quick.

I have four oil on me then, what was in that video and I wash my hands and my eyes killing me so I get some ice and I'm icing my eye, I'm laying in bed. And I ice for about 20 minutes, I go looking to mirror. And my eye went from, it went, it did like blown up, it just blew up after the ice. I was like, holy shit, this is fucking weird. I still had some oil on me and I still had, I was like, and then when I was laying down checking when I was ice and I checked the DM and I saw the DM again about where I sat at your house and I said, oh, that's when I came up with the idea. I go, I'll tie this and my punch into that I got jumped by Kumi, people saying, don't fuck with Kumiya.

It's part of my brand. It's called Kumiya's Cox. So, do you ever find out what happened to the food? No. He never picked it up. He claims that he just ran off, he paid for it, he says, which we could check his credit card statement

and see if he bought food at the patio. I'm too safe. You mean you could check Brandon's credit card statement and see if he bought food at the patio. You mean you can check Brandon's credit card statement and find out if he's in the market? Now, he claimed it was his own credit card that he used to buy it. And you'll notice in that story, that version of it, the first time he was talking to Patrick Melton, he said he fell asleep and when he woke up, his eye had swollen up. I noticed that. And this time, he was just laying there icing it and then notice it had swollen up. I noticed that. And this time he was just laying there icing it and then noticed it had swollen up.

For exactly 20 minutes. For 20 minutes. Right, so the first time he went home and went to sleep, which is not that believable anyway. You know, after getting hit, you're not just like, you're not like, another day, another assault.

It's like a nap right now. Is he wearing the sunglasses to try to hide the black eye? Is that what's good? Like, he's got this look of like a battered house white like trying to hide the markings from her I feel It's it's bizarre like it feels like he's trying to get sympathy out of it I think and then you pull up to reveal it, so just show it

Yeah, yeah, you're that's a good point. The the sunglasses is definitely part of this whole look that he has. Oh, what was me? Right. Look at how bad I have it. All right, so let's get into more lying here. I talk about on an MLC what happened. I told that side of the story.

But just remember, I did get punched. That's a fact. He did say I sucked on Gumiya. I doubt it. I doubt it. That's. So I exaggerated theya. That's a fact. I doubt it. That's... So I exaggerated the story. You're a liar. You're a liar!

You know something that you're not telling us you slimy scumbag liar! When Chad says that's a fact, that's what I know for sure that he's lying. I think it punched. That's a fact, guys. That one's true. I doubt it. I doubt it.

I don't know. I know I said earlier, I think one of his friends, or he had someone punch him in the face, but the way they keep saying, guys, I got punched. I definitely got punched. It makes me think he's like even more retarded than that. And he just like snapped the rubber band over his eye. Yeah. Yeah. Some domestic accident. Yeah. Well, he says he's bad. There's a bicycling injury theory going injury. Yeah, some domestic accident. Yeah. Well, he says he's bad. There's a bicycling injury theory going around. Yeah, that could very well be the case. But, but yeah, because that was interesting theory

because if the chain fell off his bike, you ever have a chain fall off your bike. Jesus, it's so greasy and gross. You have to try to get it back on. Your hands are gonna be covered, you touch your face, and I got grease on your face. So that's definitely a possibility. I really like the idea of the catalytic converter

because he's saying he can't even hang a mirror. Okay, so you're inept. Maybe you were trying to steal catalytic converter to fund your face. Maybe that's what happened. I don't know. Sounds really possible too. The only thing I know for sure is that he didn't get punched

because he keeps saying I didn't get punched. So I know that's why. That's the only one. So now, as he's telling this hilarious bit that he put together, you're probably wondering like, well, what was the end game? What were you gonna do with this hilarious bit that you were lying about?

I said to myself, let's see how long we can go with this for, because it's hilarious to me. It's funny. And then everyone's just in an uproar about it. And that's when Rover decides to jump in from out of nowhere. I'm paying no attention to what he does. Sounds like it. Yeah.

And then my end game, when I was doing it, was like, let's just see how long it can go on for. And you're actually, I. I had no intentions, unsaying anything. Julie, you fence sitter, kind of like Gavin McGinnis said he got rated by the FBI until he got busted by all invented men. Are you friends with him? Is Julie friends with Gavin?

I'm not sure if he is. I don't think so, yeah. I'm not really affiliated with that. He's like a way. And also Gavin McGinnis did that as a bit to end, like before he went on vacation. He didn't say he got busted by the FBI. He just played it out like they had come to his house.

Whatever. I don't have to explain Gavin McGinnis as a bit. So the end game was that there was no end game. Yes. He was just gonna see what happens with it. He wanted to see how long he'd keep the light going because it's funny. It's so hilarious how long he can lie about something. It's so funny. What a great bit.

In that same sentence, he also says that he never once wanted to talk about it. Right. Yeah, so you just wanted to get away with the lie. So you do because it's a funny bit. Oh, you gotta say is, oh, I got punched in the face and that could have been the end of it. He's the only one that's making this worse for himself. You think? He's a dumb guy. only one that's making this worse for himself. You think? He's a dumb guy. I think that's how we started this segment.

Chad's a real dumb guy. Chad's a fucking idiot. How do we not have that on the board? We got the pink one, but... All right, every other week. Fair enough. So now this is before Mizriho's company, which starts at four o'clock,

and Chad's not sure if he's gonna be on Mizriho's company or not, but he doesn't care. I will talk more at 4 p.m. if I'm even invited on the show, who knows? I don't even know, I don't care. Okay, we'll see if he cares. That's another lie,

because we're gonna find out that he doesn't get invited, and that he does care. He's pretty upset about it. I could never trust someone that's sold their upper lip for drugs. Yeah. Just a phone about that. Good point. All right, here's more about his lies. I Never filed a police report. Mm-hmm Go on I

didn't realize Patrick Melton new people in the Tampa police department Duge yeah Yeah, you got caught lying. End of story. It wasn't a bit. This isn't a work. I know you think you're a heel and now you're pretending like yeah, I was doing this to be a heel.

You were. Yeah, but I didn't know people would find out. Yeah, that's the only problem with this plan, Chad. Is that when you lie about a whole bunch of weird shit, especially, yeah, you rushed to the internet to get our attention with you. Yeah, so. Yeah, I didn't think it's a little real listening. Didn't think it all the way through, did he?

So this is funny because Chad catches himself because he's trying to say he's not lying. He's exaggerating. Remember that was the first clip I played from this thing. So he forgot that that's his narrative already. I could have continued lying. I could have kept lying about it. I could have exaggerated because I did get have kept lion about it, I could have exaggerated it. Because I did get on. Whoops, yeah, oopsie. I could have kept that up, but I didn't want to. I was like, I'll come clean.

That's fine. So come clean. I really did. How long can I keep it going? It's funny to me. This is funny. No, it's not because it's entertainment. I'm on the meanest show on the internet.

Misery loves company. It's all dry. I'm on. They're all mean to you. That's true. Yeah, good point. To you, it's a beach show to Kevin Brennan. He's having a blast. So Chad goes, oh, are you kidding me? I would have kept lying. You are. You are still lying. Obviously, you're still lying. It's talking. All right, so this is the end of this broadcast where he explains that he got the W on this one I don't know how it comes to this conclusion, but I got the W again Chad wins much shark forever

Okay Chad wins somehow. I'm not sure how that works out because I think he's the laughing stock of the internet right now and a lot of people don't want to be associated with him anymore. He's taking the Charlie Sheen approach with this downward spiral of things. You're right. We all saw how that went down. You're right. He's leaning into it.

And it's funny because Charlie Sheen has come back and said, I made every bad decision back that Charlie Sheen has seen the error in his ways. He's at some point in this. We hear Chad Sumox say the words tiger. What? Yeah, I know he's definitely taking a page from that playbook that did not work out very well for Mr. Sheeniel also a lot of money in that.

And he got AIDS and had sex with people, which is pretty shitty. All right. So real, what's that? It's in a real winner. Yeah, good stuff. I'm sure that Shelley, she was like, it's a bit. It's a funny bit. I get AIDS and I have sex with people, I've protected sex.

It's my bit that I did. It's the best acting I've ever done. And. All right, so fast forward to Mizri Loves Company. This is the Tuesday episode. Everyone's tuning in. The biggest audience I've ever had to see. What's gonna happen?

Are they gonna confront Chad? We'll Chad even be on the show. What's gonna happen? So it starts off. There's no Chad. It's just Kevin, Bob, and our boy, Ray DeVito. Friend of the show, Ray DeVito, friend of the show, Reverend Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan.

Chad's on a publicity tour. Or his, you know, listen, somebody sent me a text about it and I already thought it. It's like the most pink print thing Chad could have done was say,

oh, I was lying the whole time to another show. Not here to another show. And Melton, if that's his real name, Melton said, oh, this would be great. You can, you can spill the goods on a MLC and just like, no, I'll give it to you now. I'll give it to you now. I'll give it to you now. So, I mean, it's so classic. Pink, when I was like, I've been calling them. The reason he wasn't running my super chats, the reason he can't text me is people like, oh, I chat like, I can run my super chats.

You can't. You can't fucking, you can't do anything your pink man your piece of shit Just go for breaking bad is that's what's going on here? I don't know, but I love it I he can call him pink man for three hours straight and I wouldn't turn it off Yeah, I know it's just really funny, but yeah, so you see he's calling him Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in case anyone's confused about that. And he thinks that this Pinkman's a real Pinkman as we know. And so Kevin, no, listen, I don't know,

I don't know Kevin at all. He seems like he's genuinely upset about Chad ruining the credibility of the show here. I can't let our Chad run anything. He's a fucking idiot. He's like literally, he's, he's calling. He's throwing a compound cocks. He's the biggest cuck of all. He has no credibility. He has no credibility now. He's, he's shitting on compound cocks and, and, and, and, Uncle Rico and, and, and Steele Toe. And they're all like, you clowned yourself clown.

Now he has no credibility. Even the new story, why should anyone believe the new story? Oh, I went to a bar to get take out food. And a guy said, you suck on Cumia. So Cumia don't have that many fans. I like it. I like it. Cumia fans all over over the place and he keeps running into them. There's like three in the whole country.

Two of them are on my show right now. So not a likely story. All right. So yes, Chad clowned himself. Chad is taking the owl on this one. Everyone agrees on that. And we just can't believe anything that Chad says ever again. And then you get it. It doesn't matter what he says. He has no credibility. So any story

he tells from here on out, you just go like, is that what happened, Chad? It's like talking to a five year old. He's like, I think that man was made of marshmallows. What? The guy who came up to me, he had a big marshmallow. Shut the fuck up. So you just think, it's all made up. It's all made up. Seems like he doesn't have a lot of respect for Chad.

Anymore, I don't know. That's the sense that I'm getting from this. I don't know. Yeah. Definitely been eroded. For sure. I don't know. That's the sense that I'm getting from this. I don't know. Yeah. Definitely been eroded. Yeah. For sure. I like that analogy. I was like talking to a five-year-old. Just making up nonsense. Okay. And he's lied so much at this point. There could be actual like actual video of this attack and let's say he was 100% correct with all of it. You know, this is for Kumiya and their chicken is facing. I could watch that happen and I'd still be like, I don't know, I got doubts about this.

Yeah, I'd be at book market for sure, but yeah, I don't know that I would still believe it. I would like to watch that a few times in a row. All right, so now, they're remembering some of these other stories that Channis had over the years and realizing that he's probably full of shit all the time. And who knows if it's a story, there's still probably isn't the story. Well, that's what it is.

You don't know what to hell. Like, I mean, this is happens to him a lot, basically. Remember, he got attacked when he's coming up in that gig at a hotel and that, yeah, it's all made up that the robbery and Birmingham completely fucking made up. Yes. So Chad told this story about how after doing a comedy show in Birmingham, some guy pulled a gun on him and stole his backpack and his wallet. He had $700 in cash and the paycheck from the comedy club.

And that was all that this guy just has the worst luck. What are the chances, Cardiff? I don't know. I don't know. The black cloud, the black cloud. Really? The Chad's who mocked black cloud the black cloud really a chance to mock black cloud no under eight some It's what I think black around them all right, so Bob and I agree with Bob on this one Bob's being dead serious because he's upset about this and

Gina his wife even stopped supporting Chad with patreon. She's like, I gotta get out of this. I don't want to, no one wants to deal with Chad anymore. Except for Cavadus. He's lovely to get, but, but by that, she says something real here. And, you know, something like this, like, truthfully, a person that does stuff like this, this is like, you need to talk to somebody, you know what I mean? And us and not the good people. They put them in that tomb for years, man. I was at tomb years ago. Yeah. He's not listening. That's not what he does. He's not going to do it, which is a shame, but he should. But he, yeah, he's not going to change his way at

all. It's just. You think he's too old to do that now at this point? I mean, he's an idiot, Bob. It's not a matter of age. He's an idiot. He had a good job in Cleveland. He decided to drive a company car into a tree. And then he blamed it on the Alan Cox guy. Yeah. Yeah. Jules David, $100, son Chatteling. He is live now in his piss. Let's do bad that he's live. Why is he pissed? Like that's why why is he pissed? That's what I was saying. Okay. He did this all for the show

And it got a lot of attention to the show and it's the hottest show on the planet right now It's cetera and when we're over a thousand live and we're making it yeah, and I can't handle success so Chad goes I don't care if I'm on MLC or not, we'll see what happens. And then he doesn't get the invite and he can't get in. And then he goes in live streams. And he's all pissed off about it. He's complaining about it. Then Shule joins the show in our ends. And now we got Shule on the show. And the four of them are all talking. And 40 minutes after that, so now we're in our 40 minutes end. They finally let Chad join the show. This is Chad's arrival.

You know how frustrating it was watching this? That's what we did it. What are you stupid? I think not good why we did it. So you lose your fucking mind. All this fucking, it's like a roast and you can't be there. All right, so remember the Chad said I played the clip just a little while ago I know this is going long we got to remember all the things that we've heard all the information we're trying to absorb here chads said that this isn't rustling this is pro wrestling I don't do shit like that I'm not into the pro

wrestling thing so now they've been caught in a lie he comes out and explains that everyone who likes pro wrestling should think that what he did is amazing. I can't believe I got two rustling fans who live the stick knows everything about it. And you guys are upset. You're angry about me twisting a story for the internet for podcasting for radio. You got to be shit in me. Well, I mean, there's twisting a story and then there's swearing on your mother that you're telling the truth when you're telling the story.

That's a little bit different than twisting the story. That's where it truly draws the line. No, that's where we all draw the line. Thank you, Kevin. Yes, good point. You're a piece of shit, Chad. That's a really shitty thing to do to lie and then swear on your mom. This is a really funny comment.

I know, I know I was saying there's too many super chats. So some of these super chats are pretty funny. This is a pretty good one here. Trent says, Ty's car wreck got less car. And I basically said. That's fucking good. Okay, so now,

Chad's telling the story yet again. And this time he's talking about how after they finish the stream and he said he was all spooked because of the DM that he got, he says, okay, I wasn't really spooked about that. I didn't care. I didn't call the police. I just, I made some, some dinner. So anyways, I get that and I make dinner.

I didn't call the police. You don't care about it. I'm telling the whole story. Wait a minute. What would you? For dinner. I didn't call the police. I'm telling the whole story. Lane. What would you say for dinner? Yes. Sam and salad. Believe me, lie number two. No, I can go pull the sand.

I'll go grab the salmon right now. By the way, later on in the show, he does go grab the salmon. He's talking about last week, what he did. The Tuesday of last week, he went and made salmon and ate a salad after the show and he's going, oh, prove it. I have salmon in my fridge. No, like, what is that prove? He really isn't. He's so stupid. And who's making salmon at like one o'clock in the morning? Well, he's claiming that he had dinner right after they got done doing

business company, which would be like six beyond. Oh, before he went out for his nightly stroll where he screams at his phone in front of his neighbors. Got you, sorry. Confused. No, it's very confusing. All of this is very confusing, Gareth. I'm trying to understand this.

So now he's out for his walk. He's yelling into his phone and that's when his friend shoots in the text. I get a text from my friend Nikki who was going through a divorce. She's from the Cleveland area. She's like, do you want to meet up for a drink? I go, sure, Nikki, let's meet up. There's a local bar by me.

I walked there. It's walking distance. We have a couple drinks. Didn't get drunk. This is the, this is the thing that makes that's interesting about his comment. Why did he bring up? She's getting divorced. Yeah, right. These little details that he has in here from Cleveland, right? And, and, and she wants to have a drink, almost like he's implying she's, she's coming in for help. Right. Yeah, like he's

doing her a solid. Oh, I got to do that. She goes through a divorce. I got to go have a drink with her. I'd be a monster to say no to a tax at 1145 at a Tuesday night. The only drinks or did her soon to be ex-husband show up at the bar. Oh, oh, Cardiff. Interesting. Interesting. I just came up with that theory. I like that. I haven't heard before. Usually when you get punched in the eye, there is a woman involved in some way, somehow some way. Getting a divorce. Yes. Not divorced.

Interesting. This is my wife. You're not funny. I think he really likes having all of her personal details put out there on the internet. Right. You know, I know. Yeah.

Can you just say you're meeting a friend? Well, that's the other thing too, is that? Even that's a stretch. This is what's so stupid, as he goes on, Patrick Melton show less than 24 hours before this, and says, I was just at the bar, not even drinking, just to grab some takeout. And now, immediately,

has this whole other story of getting attacks and this woman, she's going through a divorce, and I said, I'd meet her for a couple of drinks. Why wouldn't you have said that last night, if that's true? Because it's not true, because he's lying, because he's making this up as he goes. Well, drinks, didn't get drunk, had he's lying, because he's making this up as he goes. Well, drinks. Then he get drunk, had a couple drinks,

and I'm hanging out. A guy's watching me looking at me, he's with a dude and a girl, and he walks over, he's like, are you a comedian? And I say, yes, I am. I can lie. I'm already. All right, so now he's gonna go into this story again

about this guy, a lot of the fuck with him. and let's get some more information about Nikki because this is another Wapper there's so many whoppers in this story this one is insane I would love to ask him some follow the questions on how this works Nikki has to go home. She has kids. I'm like cool. I live here. I walk. I want to order some food There's a food truck there. So I was a kid. Yeah, she's divorced. She's hanging. Where are the kids in the car? She has a sitter now. So divorce. I'm getting it. It's already changed. Yeah, right. Yes. Good point. And she has to leave because she has kids. This is the Tuesday night after midnight.

It's yeah, she's divorced. She's hangin' where are the kids in the car? She has a sitter. And she's hangin' out with you, just a rando guy. Midnight. I keep a lot of, it's her day off. I keep, I don't tell you everyone I hang out with, because it would be the biggest mistake of my life. She seems so weird to be on a Tuesday night,

leaving your kids to hang out with you. She's a bartender. Calm down. Anyways. And her day off, she would go to a bar. Okay, I'm just sayin'. leaving your kids to hang out with you. She's a bartender, calm down. Anyone. And her day off, she would go to a bar. OK, I'm just saying. This is so stupid. She has to go home to her kids.

She's a babysitter. She texted him, hey, meet me for a drink. When did she coordinate a babysitter through all of this? Chad, I don't know what you hope to achieve. Hard drive, you think? Right. I know that's the other thing too. It's like, well, why is she out?

Leave. She has kids at home. Because she's a bartender. That doesn that's the other thing too. It's like well, why shall I leave she has kids at home? Because she's the bartender. That doesn't Answer that question at all. Yeah It's just more questions Right, she has loose morality. That's what he's implying. So yeah, so she leaves and now he's he wants to grab some food to go so And he goes you're kind of ugly too and he they're laughing I go, what are you trying to fuck me? And he's

like, Oh, now you're funny. Now you're funny. And then from there, and I said, listen, I like, you're going home with her. So why would you kind of out of my looks? And he got all mad, got up in my grill. And I go, what do you want? What are you going to do? Meanwhile, I'm like, I don't want to fight. This is stupid. And he goes, say it again, I'm not going to say it again. Just go away, walk away. And then he pushed me. I spit on him, but it didn't hit him.

And that's when he bam, right there. Any questions so far? Yeah, but when, where did you get a dirty oily rag? Yeah, that's a good question. So now he's saying that he insulted this guy's chick and called her ugly. And what's interesting about that is that he has told this story before too.

The chat is not good at making up new stories. So somebody in the chat explains that they've heard this one before. Why would you order takeout food after eating before? I ordered. I ate it. Yeah, that's the other thing too. It's like he cooked dinner and then he goes out and orders dinner. Okay, whatever. Six and this was late at night

and I was still hungry. Yeah, you said you you were cooking and then you went out again. Yeah, like right out when I got off the show, I made a salad. Sam and salad and then later on that night, it doesn't matter. Shout his line again. This is the same story tells about getting punched on stage. Same drunk heckler, same remark about this girl, et cetera, cut them loose. Yeah, didn't you have a similar story about getting a fight with a heckler? In Missouri with Ben Gleeve, it pulled the story a million times.

Yeah, it's really, yeah. I said, why would you draw your attention? Why would you draw attention yourself with a girl that looks like that? And I showed you the photo that It happened, but everybody knows get bang glue on a line. So you got punched already with this with this line and used it again. It seems to be working. You think you'll retire a line that fucking gets you. I don't think it would happen twice in 20 years.

You didn't think in salty and guys girl was gonna get you punched really okay. I thought that was a Missouri thing Yeah, yeah, we're a damn way you can call chick's ugly a damn alright. They love that sort of thing And if this was true if any of this was true all you have to do to avoid any of this happening was just be funny Yeah, just say something funny and the whole thing is so good. But you couldn't do it. Could you chat? So of course, the big question here, because this story's dumber than the first story.

And the first story was pretty dumb. So the big question is, why are you covered in fucking oil? Why are you so greasy in that video? There was oil on the ground. Like somebody was changing something, a motorcycle, as whatever. And your eye on the ground like like somebody was changing something a motorcycle as whatever. And your eye hit the ground? No, my this guy punched you in the eye and you fell and came up with a Hitler mustache,

a perfect Hitler mustache because I will get to that. Okay. So I'm on oily floor. I get up and there's like an oil can thing. I take the oil can thing and I chuck it at him. hits the fence, he comes walking towards me and I start making I just go home. I don't even pick up the food I bounce. I'm out. And while I'm going home, I'm wiping my nose because I have oil on my hand. I have more oil everywhere. I get a wash and I start icing and as I'm icing for about 20 minutes

I go in the mirror, it's swollen shut and that's when I decided to do the video. He also said I'm just remembering this now that he's I go in the mirror, it's swollen shut. And that's when I decided to do the video. He also said, I'm just remembering this now, that he never looked in the mirror. He didn't know how bad his eye looked before he did that video. And now he's looking in the mirror constantly and everything on one of these stories,

but he's also found a pile of oil and he's touching his nose or something like that. Then he did watch up. So, shoot. Oh, what a, what a bitch move. Like, you're on the ground and you grab an oil can, you throw it at somebody. And when they come back at you, you get up and run away.

I know. This is not even a good story. Well, he only threw the oil can because Spitting didn't work out for him. I get right. He spits the guy through oil and then ran away. This is all just like bitch behavior. I know.

I think the story he wants to run with. He's like, this is Prokumia as he throws the cat. Yeah. All right. So now, surely, I'm glad that Shule was there to point out that this is more than just an embellishment on the original story. But why did you change the story from when you got jumped initially to take out? Neither one seems very believable. Well, this was the original story, but I embellished

it for the air because I already said there were people outside my house. I have a podcast called Kumias Cox, so it all made sense. And it wasn't like so far. I got punched, so I'm like, you know, embellishing is one thing. You made up a completely different story. You didn't embellish. You didn't do. I just went from one guy to two guys. You said I went. There was no friend meeting for a drink. There was no bar. You went, you went around the corner for your power walking at 11 30 at night. And then two guys jumped you and, and, and you know, coomy a country and ran off. Yeah. This is like a completely different story. You can't just say you were embellishing

on the original because now you're calling this guy's girlfriend ugly and then he's pushing you and then you're spinning at him very dear. They're just gonna jump to randomly your neighbor And he's still trying to be like the victim Long gone Holy shit, I'm just wanted to punch it up a little bit No, you made about completely false story and tried to sell it to everybody. He's also playing that up Though the three guys are asking legit questions that we all want to know. Sure. And he's like, why are you bothering me with these? I know. He gave me by.

I told you the old story. Yeah. What else do you want to know? Follow up questions. I. I thought I was doing a good thing for the podcast. Like I'll tell a crazy story. And then the internet was like, oh, we got to investigate this situation.

And here we are. Wait, you had good interactions with the cops? Yeah. Can I ask a question, Chad, because the rumor on the street is, what do you think? How do you know? No. Had a PI on the case and basically discovered

this information, is that why you came clean on his show last night? And follow-up question, Shadifartney. Had he not had this evidence, would you have come clean today? Go ahead. I said, and 100%, I wanted to have said anything if he didn't have the information.

I was gonna say, if I have to tell the truth, I'll tell the truth, but until then, let's have fun. And I love it. Do you see that every day with everything? If I have to tell the truth, I will let's have fun and I love it every day with everything if I have to tell the truth I will but I really don't want to how is this fun what is it why does he keep saying fun what's fun about this it's not funny it's not hilarious you're just lying you got caught it should be embarrassing it's embarrassing it's not for him it's it's it's an out you took it out on this one Chad everyone thought you were lying

and they were all right Tom getting heat he I know he acts like it's an L you took it out on this one Chad everyone thought you're lying and they're all right Tom getting heat Yeah, I know he acts like it's good for his brand his narrative guys. This is my brand, you know I lie about shit that I call Carl Dork. It's my bread. It's great They'll tell the truth when he passed you he doesn't have to right now He's gonna keep lying until he has but again. He's got that you you guys should all be thankful right thing Where he's just like yeah, but guys got that. You guys should all be thankful. Right. Thing where he's just like, yeah, but guys, this is great. Everyone's talking about it now.

What a fucking pink man this guy is. He really is just the worst. All right, so Kevin points out that his story is turning into like a bad improv actor trying to figure out what to do next in a skit. So many catch up. I've been to a lot of boys. I've never seen a fucking oil can outside of bars. I've never seen a fucking oil can outside

So you come up with this well then there it was like it was like your make it It's like you're an improv actor and then I grabbed the oil can I was like hey you and now I got I don't know I've never seen an old can of oil Outside a bar I took a photo of it today Yeah, what's up? It's thought of something. Yeah, have you ever put oil in your vehicle? Oh, yeah, of course Okay, has it ever come in a can in your lifetime? No, they don't do that anymore No, you know shit. This is my way. This does get pointed out in a minute. Nope, they don't do that anymore. No, you know, shit. This is my way. This does get pointed out in a minute.

Yeah, that's another, another wapper in this story. Today, you went over. Patrick Melton's private investigator did not see the oil case. This is the outside of the bar. It's a shithole. That's where it is. Right. And I took, I took a picture of that today because I knew

what this is going to happen. So wait, what did that do with anything? He just showed like a dumpster behind a building. Well, he was about to show us the salmon also proving nothing. He did, right? No, he's, he loves showing things. At one point, he pulls out his hospital bracelet that he got for going to the hospital the day before this.

Like, you should, you know, shit. That doesn't prove anything. Why are you showing too late for that now? I got this crown from Burger King. Check it out. If you're gonna go back to the bar and take a picture of it for evidence, maybe take a picture of the fucking oil can that I guarantee you would still be there. Or the fact that he chucked at this guy and hit a fence, you'd think that it would be like,

it's hard to get that off of a fence like all this oil. Take a photo of that from the story. Maybe we could understand that part of this was real, but it's not, none of this is real. Kevin's right, he is like a bad improv actor that was hating, yes, and himself. There's a comment that comes out that says, the Wuhan lab leak is more straightforward

than this fucking story, it's so insane. So, and then Chad talks about how he didn't want the name of the place to get out, because he doesn't want the place to be getting all these bad, yelp reviews. He just called it a shittles. I, well, yeah, no shit. He's like, I don't want that anything bad

happened to this establishment that he has nothing to do with, then he got punched out in. But again, at the same time, I keep pointing this out, the biggest sponsor on SteelToe, he wanted to let everyone in the world know that he was behind his attack. So he didn't care about that guy's business,

but he cared about this business for some reason. That's weird. It's almost like you're making up this whole story and that's why you don't want people talking about it at all. And again, he says it wasn't very busy, but for some reason, this food truck is still open. The employees are still there, and this is where he really gets caught in some lies.

I spent an extra time pulling this shit out today to make sure that we covered it. Yeah, what did you order? It doesn't matter at this point really. It's tacos. Fish tacos are regular tacos. Chicken tacos. Hard shell. Okay, so you heard what he said. What did you order? If you didn't want to answer, bottom cell sometime. It doesn't matter. It tacos. Okay, so as they're going on here, someone looks up the website, looks up the menu and sees it on self-chicken tacos at this place. So this is great. This is Chad getting caught and yet another

fucking lie. Food truck at the bar doesn't sell chicken tacos. Is that true? No, he knows the bar. Food truck at that bar doesn't sell chicken. Talk chicken something. I don't know. Dude, he's changed the story already. It was chicken something chicken fish. No chicken salmon. Yeah, everyone's going to like they're going to all like, oh, yeah, yeah, all right, whatever. That was Ryan Sharman.

Good job, Ryan. I'm figuring that out. The reason why I played it the way that I just played that. What's going what happened? Which is right. That's for Ryan Sharman. I always give him a bell on my street. Okay. Thanks Ryan. But the reason why I played in the order that I just did that. What's going on? What's going on? That's for Ryan Sharman. I always give him a bell on my street. Okay, thanks Ryan.

But the reason why I played it in the order that I just did is because his first answer was tacos. And then what kind of tacos? Chicken. And then they go, they don't have chicken. I say, oh, chicken something. That's how you know it's a lie. Obviously.

You don't confuse tacos with many other menu items. No, I'll always. I play. I mean chicken fronch. I eat with something like that. No, I mean chicken french. I mean, what's up like that? Okay, you say so. A couple more on here. I'm sorry guys.

It's a lot, but it's really hilarious. I can't do this all night. Good. V2. And everybody that jumpship on me, you're not welcome back. Bye. Yeah, they are.

What are you gonna do? Cancel your Patreon. Well, what do you do? You talk to people like say, we're leaving. Bye. I'm like, bye. You guys weren't fans. Get the fuck out. Don't let me be more into this. You mean all the new people that you got on your Patreon? Just people in general are like, oh, I used to look up to you and all this bulls. No one ever looked at that face.

You're talking to me. You're talking to me. That makes you comic. I don't believe in nothing no more. You're a thores, bulls, and good eye. You're a thoresmultip. Good eye. You're looking up to you. Bye.

Bye. Looking up. That's hilarious. But also just this idea, and we played Patrick, Michael talking like this before, this tough guy thing where it's like, I don't even want your money or your support to Chad, apologizing to the people for lying to them. This is not the time to be going fuck off everyone.

This is the time to be like, I fucked up, my bad, it won't happen again. But he does not see it that way. That's why he's not successful in life. How many make a wish, kids? Do you think he's visited at the hospital with this sort of notoriety? It's fucking insane. He's looking up to you. No one's looking up to him. No one's looking up to him.

No one's got his rookie car. You're my new dad. Yeah. No shit. No one wants to be Chad when they grow up. It's not good. Well, the soldiers on the US, the O-Turkey was on. They were, they really looked up to him.

Oh, yeah. The fake US, the tour. Yeah, to certain point, I didn't pull the clip and Rover just goes through the list of things that Chad has lied about and they're all scams. He brings that one up again. And then, so this is going back to your point about the oil can. That just seems like a weird detail in here. I'm a Chad fan, but let's get real.

They stopped making cans of oil before Bob was born. It wasn't a can of oil. It was a random can with oil in it or something. And I just chucked it out. Can of what? It was like a cooking oil. No, just oil. I don't know.

I didn't analyze and smell it. It was like, I was on the ground. It was on the oil. No, it was all over the place. I don't know if they're working on something. You know what I'm saying? There was a motorcycle there. I don't know.

I don't know. If it was for the food truck thing, I don't know if there was a motorcycle there. I don't know. I don't know if it's if it was for the the trade that the food truck thing I don't know who knows Yeah good stuff. Well, I would have to take 10 minutes to make chicken tacos also Yeah, if you're a food trucks usually have mostly things pre prepped pre-prepared You know, they just got to put it together for you. This one's different. It's not everything. They do the tortillas from scratch They picked the corn Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Oh, shit, so Steve, all right. I was in motorcycle all around. Yeah, there's a motorcycle that was like in the middle of getting oil changed. And I won't leave this over here overnight. Then we'll come back and finish it tomorrow. Let's go to that taco midnight oil change place. And this is the...

Chippy tacos. Chippy tacos. This is the last clip and another person very observant pointing out that this is horse shit. What time did you get punched? How late do they serve food on Tuesday night at a bar with no. We got to get you know, but sometimes going Sometimes going into whatever you need. There's three people there. We're going to keep it open.

It's there's a fight. Only three people in their all ordering food. It's just popular food truck. All right, Chad, your second start. He's even tougher than the first story, man. Holy shit. New game show is Chad smarter than a fourth grader. That would be a fun one.

He has to convince three fourth graders. As soon as he gets fired from MLC and he needs the money, I'll reach out to him. Cool. See if he wants to play that because that would be a pretty good one, I think. Speaking of games, shitty song of the week has made a game

called Killing Babies. It's a card game, I was playing it. Just last night, if you're watching, it looks like this. And basically, I was playing it. Just last night, if you're watching, it looks like this. And basically, the way that it works and Brandon please step in if you want to correct anything that I'm saying here is he's got these lyrics from different songs and it has on the card,

the artist and the song, but that's not important. The important thing is you read the lyric and at the end of it, he leaves it blank and you get to fill in your own conclusion to the lyric of the song and so you go around the table, everyone picks their way, they're gonna end the lyrics and whoever has the card chooses who came up with the bus lyric for it and then that person gets to pick a card and basically what you're trying to do is try to get the five cards and then you win the game once you get the five cards and the fun part is at the very end you're writing all of this down,

all these song lyrics and you're creating your shitty song of the week and then all those song lyrics put together the winner gets to read through or sing or however they want to do it and that's how all of this is pulled together. Do you want to explain the concept of killing babies? is pulled together. Do you want to explain the concept of killing babies? Sure. So on shitty song, I believe it was a Jody B from Poe Boys who coined the term actually. We say it a lot and when we say it, it means that when somebody brings a song that one of the people really loves or a band that they admire and we tear it to shit, we refer to it as killing a beat. So that's kind of, that's kind of in a sense what you're doing in the game. You're taking these lyrics from these other songs and you're killing them and you're turning them into something completely different.

I like Jody B says it should be called chords against humanity. Not bad. Not bad. It's not bad. You might get a cease of decisiveness with that one though. So maybe killing babies is a better one. So people can order this game and play it at home themselves. Yes, we're currently taking pre-orders right now, but that's not gonna be much longer before we have a, have everything stocked up and will actually be taking regular orders. But you can go over to shittysong.show.

There's links all over that fucking website. You can't go wrong finding it. You're talking about how many links are. Fucking sites low with links. I told you, we need more links. More links, I told you. I'm also finding this link and there's something wrong with you. Click everything, people.

Click everything. Some of it's malware, some of it's links to preorder. It's the greatest shitty music card game that's on the market today. I guarantee it's not going to be fine when that's like. I think that that is very true. Now, we brought, and I say we, I mean, it was mostly Brandon and our buddy, Urb Beta patched with these Patrick Michael Smule songs

because we were doing this karaoke show. And, you know, if this whole thing was Chanhead and blown up, we'd have a brilliant segment going through Patrick Michael karaoke but we were running way long, obviously. There was a lot to cover today. So I want to have you back again soon to go through these. Do you want to tease people with one though real quick? Oh, absolutely, Carlis.

I gave you three, let's pick, let's go with Pink Boyd. I mean, Pink Boyd is a pretty iconic band. Yeah. Even if you don't like Pink Boyd, you're gonna recognize his song, but let's at least get to the chorus in this and hear how Patrick Michael covers it.

It's very low, I apologize for what's in this. Yeah. It's very well, I apologize for the words. Hello, hello, hello, anybody here? Yeah, just not as you can hear me. Definitely the whispering entire fucking mind. I like it. As bad as he is a singing the whisper thing is working for him. It's not as bad. Let's see what happens on the car here I'll play your reciting. Ha ha ha. Oh, Oh, Oh,

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, the boat. It's an egg. It's a small egg. It's a big thing to see a fly out. It's a big thing to see a fly out. Card of these, Hank or G, I see a little tear for me to sign over there.

Beautiful. You're really, that's all right. So that's a little tease. We'll get you back on soon. For a while, we were having you on pretty frequently to go over these kinds of things. We got to do that again. Oh, absolutely. So all right, guys, I am excited to tell you we have a brand new game to play.

I want to bring on Hannah who is here. I don't know if she's ready. Oh, she looks ready. I'm here. Well, kind of. Yeah, I've got here from work somehow. Well, you look fantastic, Hannah. Thank you for joining us.

It's been a minute. We missed you. This two guys too. And so we have a treat today. Dr. Steve has developed a new game for us. Oh, we talked about it. And I guess Steve ran with it. This is who are, I think it's good.

Who are these smile talkers or to catch a smile talker? To catch a clubfoot of Jackass? To catch a clubfoot of Jackass. No, I think it was of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is

the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is the title of the title is to catch a clubfooting jackass. Are you ready to play to catch a clubfooting jackass? Who the- who- who- is it? It's saying she's this photo. You don't know, that is-

That is- That is not a standout. It's not a good photo. Oh my god. I guess I should have emailed that to Garrett, a better photo. It's a- It's like it doesn't get better because it's cartoonish.

No, it's much worse. It's much, much worse. It never looks like the person. What if I just, yeah, yeah, do that. Why does it never look like the person? No, it's usually fine, it's just me. No, I'm the problem on this one. These guys would come in and because you couldn't literally No, it's usually fine, it's just me. No, I'm the problem, I'm the one. Ha ha ha.

These guys would come in and because you couldn't literally get cash anymore, didn't mean anything. Right. They would give favors and other things to the A&R guys would give it to the PDs to get the records played. It was a thing that just happened. A lot of times, it was drugs. A lot of times.

Well, it's interesting. What did Carl say next? I don't like this game. Here are your choices. Number one. When I have an event, I only invite certain people to have dinner with me. Certain people to have dinner with me. The others don't meet my standards. Number B. Okay, so this is Dr. Steve. Erick out his fucking dirty laundry. Okay.

I see where this is going. What are their slides? Have I given to Dr. Steve over the years? It's my now. Hit work. Oh Shit hold on second. I gotta stop this other thing for playing don't I? Why is Patty singing at the background of this and then I realized because I never Took that off my board. Okay back to the game

Number C Okay, back to the game. Number C. This is neither here nor there. Nobody cares. But my band. I play in a band called the Isotopes, an instrumental rock band. Number 4. That's worse than listening to Dr. Steve's original music. Number E. When I'm on TV, I give shoutouts only to certain people.

The others just don't manage Wow very passive aggressive Dr. Steve. Oh, that was mostly a grub. You got a problem with me You know my number I Train him well All right, because I think I know what the answer is so I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna let Brandon take the first stab at this. I think it's going to be Dr. Steve's band. I don't know if you remember that was not your Steve's band. That would make sense.

And so he obviously has an extra grind with me. What do you think, Cardiff? Well, do you probably know the answer? Don't you, Cardiff? Are you with him? Yes. Okay. No card of hand.

I'm listening to it. Yeah. Yeah. See, no cardiff. Hey, I'm listening to it. Yeah, yeah, see you're cheating. Oh, I'll be honest. Yeah. Well, to Hitler. Not the one you want to. Hitler that much. The one you wanted to be is that what you said?

I went number three. The band. Yeah, this is neither here nor there. I'm in the band. They'll call this stuff. That is exactly what the answer is. Let's, uh, tear out plays out. The A and R guys would give it to the, uh, PDs. Right. You got the records played. It was a thing that just happened a lot of times. It was drugs. A lot of time. Well, it's interesting. This is neither here nor there, and nobody cares. But my band, I put in a bank all the isotopes in Sermon, a rock band. That's all for this week. Come back next week to see if you are man enough.

Are we coming back to catch a club-footed jackass? Bro, you buy the card for electric podcast network. All right, it's reserved. All right. I guess I got a second fucking apology card or something. All right. I guess I got a second of fucking apology card or something. Holy shit. Yes. I guess I did him dirty. Didn't even realize.

All right, well, that's a fun game, I guess. We want to have a lot of fun with that. He has 42 more ready to go. Holy shit, guys. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Friday night karaoke. We listen to people who are on a karaoke Facebook group submitting their karaoke for others to enjoy. A horrible idea that was. Dick Masterson is gay. We heard, oh, let's try to get that song period we're gonna play at the end. Can't forget that.

Obviously Chad Zuma, finally came out and confessed that he was lying, but he's also winning, and it was great and everyone loves it. It's wrestling and it's all fake. So, you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. We actually got the teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. And again, this was coming with three hours yesterday. All right, I am stretched for time this week. I don't have a teaser only to tell you that this Saturday we have Chrissy Mayer and rescheduled E-Rock coming on the show on Saturday.

We'll find some fun topics to talk to those folks about. I always like talking radio with E-Rock and Chrissy probably just talk about her boobs or teachers. She does love those teachers doesn't she? We're saving to catch Nellian for next week. A fun topic. Oh, you want to catch Nellian too? If you want to save it, it's fine. No, that's my favorite.

It's way better than the comforted. I mean, this was more accurate. Let's see episode 19. Yeah, because when I got the one from Dr. Steve telling me I had to play that game or else you were going to be walking off the show or some shit. I assumed that was the game that we were doing this week. Didn't realize there was another one. When that was controlled my own show. When did that happen? Remember? Cardiff came along. Yeah, September.

That was a specific date. In that happen. All right. Yeah. Your September 11 has different implications. I'll never forget that. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unalien. Are you ready to play? To catch. Unalien. And yeah, now being that you did have some time with Air Force and everything else, when you when you see this UFO shit that they're all the sudden now playing right can pull up our taps Oh, you know, we'll play it then when when you see that shit Do you think it's UFO do you think it's the military our military because a lot of them seem to be right around military bases Or do you think we don't know we don't think it's alien?

We know it's not us do you think that we don't know and it might be like a North Korea or China that they have been able to reverse Engineer something that we haven't yet and it's them. So this question that that's what I go back and forth with because I do for sure Thing got a life was here because I study Bob was our you know, I'm talking about what you have to if you didn't Yeah, and there's no way he's lying. How can somebody lie from 72 to 2020 with the same exact, a key never line? His statements were the same. Did you find any all anything? He's turning into Joe Rogan.

Holy shit, he's starting to get the fucking mannerism's down. That's pretty impressive right there. Somebody lie from 72 to 2020 with the same exact, a key never line. His statements were the same. Did you find any all anything off about him? So, a completely different environment would be based on the same building blocks as us. It would depend on where the sun is.

And then that planet is in rotation. So it could be possible. But a carbon life that we can't see, I can't see how a carbon life could go at the speed of light through the matter and get here. And why would it even, I don't think it would look anything like what they show because it would depend on the atmosphere because the body would adjust naturally like everything else, it would evolve into its surroundings. Right, and that's assuming that they even

have more a better way to distract, you know, let's say it's military because this stuff, I lean to our military. Other things is other things, but this I lean to our military. And what better way to distract and say, oh, it looks like a UFO. And then nobody's even thinking military.

They're thinking a new UFO and that totally distracts, even the pilot doesn't know what the hell it is, you know what I mean? Because whether it's us or whoever, Karate, what are you doing to us right now at the fucking point? I could not, I had it out as much as I could, but all the UFO talk had to stay in. Okay. You could not be helped in this one.

There's a lot of UFO talk. That's the genius of this game, Karate. If like these set of clips are so long, it's so hard that they attention to what he's actually talking about. True. But that doesn't matter in most cases. I've got to say, producer Chris, time and a half now.

Ha, ha, ha. It's so secret that it's a UFO. You know, they don't even know. And there's no better way to distract, right? Yeah, I mean, it's easy to cover up. And it causes all sorts of really un like Unproductive almost toxic environments because now you have professional pilots who see things that they they can't explain But they don't want to get into it now when they land so they just don't say anything at all

They don't file a report. They don't talk about it because they're like I can't say that I saw something people gonna think I'm a White noodle, yeah, right? So instead I'm just gonna go ahead and forget that that thing ever happened. And when when the DOD came out with their report on UFOs, one of the main findings they had was that there's lots of sightings that happen that nobody reports because they're afraid of being condemned by their supervisors or their peers taken out of the cockpit, put on ground patrol or ground duty. So they just keep their mouth shut. And that's not conducive to national security. You know what's funny? You can almost relate that.

What did Tommy say next? Okay, he said he knows what he can. He knows funny. He can almost relate that too. Yeah, so he was talking about the airline pilot not wanting to talk about seeing UFOs. Yeah. And he said, you know what's funny, you can almost relate that to. Here are your choices. Number one, Tesla and the people who drive three, the school shootings.

Next, the vaccines. Lastly, the media to catch an alien. All right, there's at least two that are very possible, but I'm going to go with Trump supporters is my final answer. I think that's what the alien is going to say. What do you think, Brandon? I think I'm going to go with Tesla and people who drive.

Maybe. I don't even know what that means. Hannah, what do you think? I think I'm going to go with B, Trump supporters. Trump supporters, all right? And producer Chris? Vaccines, number two. Yeah, and that was the other one.

That was like, I could see him sneaking that one in to why he's a Spotify exclusive. So he can talk about the vaccines. The main findings they had was that there's lots of sightings that happen that nobody reports because they're afraid of being condemned by their supervisors or their peers, taken out of the cockpit, put on ground patrol or ground duty, so they just keep their mouth shut.

And that's not conducive to national security or flight safety requirements. You know what's funny? You can almost relate that to the school shootings. Oh, he's not reporting what you're seeing because you don't want to backlash. And then the school shootings, you're not providing the proper shootings. Oh, she's not reporting what your team because you want to backlash. Yep. And then the school shootings, you're not providing the proper training, you don't want to be the one to come out and say, Hey, you're not doing it right. Just like you do. There's kind of a good relationship.

Strong after a huge stuff started. Right? School shooting Jesus. That makes that set up almost worth it. Almost. Get you a man. That's an that's the right word to brother. I'm getting the word. You know, I'm right. Play this, Rob. And you know, Andrew's probably seeing this a hot at times. Just what it like, I'm getting the word.

I'm right. I'm right. Play this, Rob. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right.

That hurts just having fun. Yeah, he's got this human body. That's all for this week. Come back next time to see if you have the all right to catch You like subreddit surfing? Monday's at 8 p.m. on YouTube. Subscribe today. Okay. Nice form on that diet. I love it. That's gonna be my sit ubu sit. That's gonna be fun. I like it.

Perfect. All right. Wow. Nobody won, right? Decorative win again? Yes. Yep. Congratulations.

Wow, that was a tough one. Thank you. I really thought I had it for some reason. That was stupid of me to think that. All right. Brandon, thank you so much for coming over. People's check out Shitty's talking of the week. I'm going on there Friday night.

Yep. What's on the left? When can people actually hear that? Is that live? Or what do you guys do? I believe that one's going to come out the following Friday. Okay. So you know, you guys, you know the drill, you check it out anywhere, you listen to podcast,

shitty song, the week, new episodes come out every Friday. We're on Rumble now. If you want to watch us actually do this show, you can check us out over there too. And like we said before, killing babies, killing babies, killing babies, I'm'm gonna keep saying it's stuck in your head killing babies the greatest shitty music car game that's available What's that game called killing babies? What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill babies and how are you gonna do that? Yeah, what a catchy title that is just keep screaming killing babies over and over again for your house. It's gonna get stuck in your head. I'm gonna have the police call on me.

What's gonna happen? All right. Well, I'm looking forward to coming on there. What's the topic that we're doing? I mean, do she start the week? It's good. Didn't you say it was going to be like a St. Patty's Day theme thing?

So we're doing with Irish news I don't know if that's like shitty is like St. Patty's Day theme songs or Irish bands or whatever, but that's that fun with it. Awesome very good What did the singer of the poges say next we don't know Nobody does. Yeah, so that is St. Patrick say this Friday coming up and I will be on shitty song of the week Brandon. Thank you so much for coming I know that you prepped a lot of things that we didn't get to my apologies for that. That's all right. Just a busy I believe you said it is

all chats for really. Yeah, actually, yeah, if there's anyone who's not mad at chat, it's me. I do appreciate it. Hannah, you're gonna read the negative reviews of your, the news that we posted on Patreon, right? Yeah, I was gonna save that for Saturday, if that's okay, because I have more time Saturday. But I had- Oh, it's with the teasing. Always with the teasing.

All right, save it for Saturday. That's fine. No, that's fine. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I will play some voicemails and get out of here, but Carter, thank you. Brandon, thank you. Hannah, producer Chris.

That's not the outro. Party in the most bits of morning radio. I'm down to show these old white cows. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Do we have any new reviews that you want to read for us, Hannah? Yeah, there are two. Great. So this first one is from, I think it's meant to be fart. Fart? Fart. Okay. It's, you are leeches now swimming with the mud sharks. Oh, a fan of Chad. Is that a one star?

It is. Yeah. I think that was from Chad himself. Yeah. You got to look out. The mud sharks are coming. The next one is from Paul Tickles Hargis. What a piece of garbage podcast. Kevin Hachtdog and the clan are racist and homophobes. The next one is from Paul Tickles Hargis. What a piece of garbage podcast. Kevin Hotdog and the Klan are racist and homophobes.

Stammering Jack is right about this show. I'd rather listen to this than a Wales, I'll call me back. That sounds like a five star review. It is, yeah. Very well done. That is how it is done right there. All right.

You had him at Paul Paul tickles hargess yes let's uh... let's play some voice mails real quick i think current is going to get a kick out of this first one here who this is plaintiff eclectic i have a lot of leg staff arizona and this is how it hearted sociopath

from flagstaff talk and will on GAAAARGH! Alright, point difficulty calling in. Oh, we got to call from, so this past episode we did about farting and to have this woman, Amy Farts. I'm sure we've all subscribed to our YouTube by now. Amy Farts was out there. You don't think Amy's caught?

I just definitely W-A-T-P-V-U girl, huh? You think they're trying to get her on to do a review of real, gassy one, you know? One of a lot of parts. I thought she does belching too, on her YouTube. This is the best thing that's ever going to happen to me. Alright, well, I'm glad you found someone to admire and enjoy. I feel

like we could get far out of the current review, girls. I bet Vic is a gassy girl. She gives off that vibe, but maybe I'll reach out to Amy. See what she's up to. Carl, Chris, I know you guys are big self-part fans, but hear me out on this one. You know what? That tenorman might die. This feud with you and Chad reminds me of that. He's Cartman in that episode. Every time he's had the fuck you over, that's the mess I feel like calling the comedy club.

He just turns himself into a laughing stuff. So you better watch out if you invite Cesar with chili time carnival. He's going to team up with podcast. This man turned Jenny Jingles into backbiting and have Josh Tommy come out and call you a whiny fatty. I'll call you back. Brilliant. Josh Habe, reference. Well, Dodd sir. It's very, very funny. And I like that. Oh, I want to thank Locky who Developed this amazing new wheel of consequences for the creep off. Let me get out of the way of it

It's incredible. It's incredible and it's based on that Rick and Morty episode where Rick has the wheel that he spends So it's me flipping off I guess Vinnie probably and it's got the boog-nish behind it flipping off I guess Vinnie probably and it's got the bug-n-ish behind it and It's very very impressive very incredible. So thank you for that. We'll definitely bring that over to the creep-off studio Which I'm on vacation next week. So there won't I won't be on the creep-off on Monday But one of these days we'll probably do it eventually. Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that one of these days, we'll probably do it eventually. Yeah. I'm kind of surprised that the part finished podcast was not suggested by Japanese fart enthusiasts.

I mean, where were you, man? Plus, are you an enthusiast of Japanese fart or are you Japanese and just like fart? Call me back. That's a good playoff, the Asian. That's a good question right there. Japanese fart enthusiasts. Are you into Japanese fart or are you Japanese and into Farts? I need to know the answer to that. Please

let us know. We'll find out soon enough. I'll report back to everyone. I think they have a don't ask, don't tell policy. They might. So back in 2008, I was actually stationed in Afghanistan at backroom air base. And we heard that Chad Zubak actually was supposed actually uh... station in afghanistan at background airbase and we heard that chatt too much actually was supposed to show up to entertain the troops and everything but he wound up not showing up instead he sent us a video explaining what happened he was all beat up and

everything and said he was on the way to the air base when he was jumped by to mujahadim that beat him up in the desert and as they were walking away they screamed, don't fuck with those psalm up in loud. Oh damn! Fucking Chad guy can't get to break! That sucks! Why just feel bad for the troops you didn't get to see his comedy stylings that night? That's gonna be disappointing disappointing holy shit carl i had i just thought that i had to adjust some goofball you know just didn't know the difference between the last and the whole of ground i had no idea he was just a real piece of shit

i thought he was just somebody who was just trying to gain the system you know just trying to gain some sort of pain but no this guy is a fucking loose cannon who's trying to like ruin people's lives in real life i mean not just all this you can call and kumia whatever that holy shes that is the correct reaction to learning about everything that we've learned about java

past couple months and especially the past couple of weeks. Holy hell, this guy has some real fucking problems. Cal photographer called into the show. We haven't heard from him in a minute. Any Carl Cal photographer here? Hey, so I'm a drummer too. You used to play. He used to be a farmer.

But I could also write music and do all that cool musicianship. here. Hey, so I'm a drummer too. You used to play. You used to be a former. But I could also write music and do all that cool musicianship. The most surprising part of your comment about the drummer writing music wasn't that the drummer wrote the music. It's that you can read music. Now I think you mean you can only read tab-gater and you wrote your tabs. And you're actually fucking retarded and illiterate. But can you actually read Carl?

Can you actually read sheet music on guitar? Because I'd be kind of actually impressed with that. You'll watch this off. P.S. I bet Carl can't read sheet music on guitar. So if you can, then we think I think we know who the real musician is. All right, I can't read sheet music. I grew up, I played the oboe in the violin. You have to read cheap music for that stuff. He does write tableture for the band and the reason for that is because cheap music for guitar

sucks. You can play the same note in six different places. So oftentimes you need to know what position you need to be in. So tableture makes way more sense for that. But thank you for the question, Calphe Tigerfer. Well, I wouldn't have answered this question because he obviously isn't a drummer why do you say that if he if he was a drummer he would have said i'd be the skins because that's how drummers talk that's right

i've known a couple of drarsars that is what they say mhm and and no i can't reach it music where is carls moment she suckin on the pp wow that's not a cool song sir this is how i heard your on twitter that you're paying the guy that punched zoom out i will well i I did it. I punch him in his cute little face. I mean, his stupid little face.

And I gave him that black guy at home at the Cuminetown, bitch. Well, don't call me back. OK, well, if the real assailant is out there somewhere, I would like to get that person out of the show if there is a person. It just seems like if this person doesn't exist and he's still doubling down in the fact that guys in the kumia

He would know about all of us. Yeah, you know, yeah, he would he would know that he's welcome on this show that will pay him money He'd be be calling into kumia show for real You could be a casualist or maybe catches him flipping the dials every once in a while. Yes. You're right I should put up a YouTube video and an SEO the fuck out of it Everyone's in the box. Yeah, you're right. I should put up a YouTube video and an SEO the fuck out of it. Nordally get that get that going. All right, guys, we've run very late.

Hannah's getting dark where you are. Yes. Do you need a ring light? I probably should get one. Okay. teaser for those mean comments. Oh, yeah, please. Good lighting is my friend.

It does me a lot of favors. So I should probably get one week. It's in the budget for us. We don't have a goons budget, as I mentioned, but we can definitely get you a ring light. Hannah, don't you worry about that. Hannah's going to be joining us in Philly. She's got her tickets. Yes.

Yep. Hannah and Mr. Hannah will be hanging out April 22nd. We're in Philadelphia with the Dixho crossover event. Looking forward to that. Philly seems like it's one of our towns. Philly and Detroit, my two favorite towns so far. We're going back to Detroit September 15th. So save the date for that. And as I mentioned, we have a parody song coming in. So I'm going to play us out with the parody song and that was written by Seth Burke Opie-Migod Friend, if you know Buena Tardes Amigo Obi

Mami Bufriend Yo Park your car In the same spot And I hope the steel is outside me again You had it stolen, it last winter. It's been stolen, three times in the past. In your show I can hear the street sweeping. That's when I know it is time to come back.

You, you look like my brother. If my brother was a light walker from Game of Thrones, Your hairline is completely disappearing. You look like you belong in the catcones. Me and your wife and for others And your wife and for others are all watching you scrape your career of the ledge in which you'll hang from

in which you'll hang from like your webcam hangs from pieces of tape that I found you. Standing alone in this street. I tell you, it was me who had beat you. Who had beat you? I gave you Delined disease When us Tardis Amigo Oh, baby, my old friend,

Her, your car in this same spot. And I love to steal our side mirror again. Yes, I hope to steal our side mirror again. you