Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep394 - Pitch This

Episode Date: March 19, 2023

On today's show we listen to wannabe comedy writers write and act out fan fiction complete with foley work and impersonations. It wouldn't be embarrassing if they hadn't uploaded it to the internet. We also get some fun facts and hilarious fake commercials that show nothing but disdain for people who live in the South. Both Chrissie Mayr and Erik Nagel join the show to try to determine if these people are children or adults. Then we hit some cringes of the week, a Billie Eilish parody from Tony Muskrat, Patty C Cups' take on Chad getting beat up, a very drunk Chad Zumock on St. Patrick's Day, and of course everyone's favorite game show, "To Catch An Alien." https://allmylinks.com/itseriknagel https://www.chrissiemayr.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Carl, with me today, the lovely, Iraq and the very fat Chrissy mayor. Wait, reverse that. From the Chrissy mayor YouTube channel and the wet spot on compound media, it's Chrissy mayor. Welcome, Chrissy. Thank you for having me. This is an absolute, it's always a delight when I come on the show.

It's always a delight for us, Chris. It also from its Eric Nagel and Wood you kind of on compound media. It's Eric Nagel. What's happening in Iraq? Hello guys. It's been a long time since I've uh, graced the presence of this show. I'm very happy to have both of you guys back since we are now forming the Kumia Cux. Uh-oh. I'll watch out. We might form Voltron before this thing is all set and done. I got my membership card. It just came in fun.

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We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by Adam Stark and Justin Chesney. And I'm going to play the first clip from the show because this describes the premise of it. Listen carefully. Take notes.

Hi, I'm Adam. And I'm Justin. And this is Pitch this podcast. It's a show where we take your favorite pieces of media and using our three collective brain cells, try to recreate it with a new twist. What if Vader was a good father? Or what if Sauron needed glasses?

And we turn those into original scripts for you. On this episode, Bob's Burgers enters the opulent world of the white lotus. Hello, and welcome back to Pitch's podcast, now with an after dark edition where we do it all nude. Okay, so this is a weird combination. I don't know that we've done a show like this before where it's both conversational and scripted. And there's a little involved involved too, but it's even that scripted. They're improvised scripted. So I guess it's not impressive front of that. It's so... Even the improvs aren't involved.

I remember one right down the name of the person who suggested this podcast because like, they're now on my, on my brown list. That's how bad. 60 minutes, you'll never get back, Chrissy. And you're not getting any younger. It's very fucked up. Yeah, J3.

If that is your real name. We'll have it in the. Yeah, J3. If that is your real name. We have in the first two, J's. Wow. They pissed you off. Clearly. E-Rock, you listen to a different episode than I did. So this one that I listened to, and I think Chrissy did. I listen to a couple.

Oh, sweet. Okay. So the one that I listened to and Chrissy did, the premise was they're taking the Bob's burgers characters and putting them in a white lotus environment. And I picked that because I'm actually familiar with both of those shows, so I do what was going on. What did you check out, Eric? And is there a clip that maybe sums up the show for you?

Well, the episode you were going to look at, I said, you know what, this is so terrible. I'm not even going to clip this episode. Let me go to other and other episodes and see if I can find worse stuff and I did. You already had an intro, all their intros don't start until like seven minutes into the show. They do like a teaser clip. Then there's some sort of production. Then they're they're vamping for a little bit. And then they do their official intro. Yeah. And it's those stupid scripted lines where we're a show. It's like the old John and Jeff show that

Opian Anthony used to make fun of. We're two guys who do, and then that changes, and there's, where's every break. This is every episode here. We have another intro. We don't really need that, but the second clip, for something that's so scripted, they can't think on their feet. There's so many long pauses in their, in their banter that they go, okay, we should probably move on. It's like, what were you doing? None of us made any sense. What was the point of this conversation? So try clip two. I went to the mouse's house. It went pretty good. I went to Avengers campus for the first time. There were, in fact, some stunt shows that they were factually stunt shows. Stunts were in them.

Oh, okay. We got to see the flying spider man, right? I did get to see the flying spider man. And that was pretty fun. Yeah, there's just these pauses because they don't know how to talk to each other if it's not on a piece of paper. And when it's on a piece of paper, they go, okay, this is what I should say. Let me try to riff on that and they ruin anything that they've actually written down.

Are these kids like, I was getting an NYU students? They're not college students. These aren't like struggling like youthful NYU college students studying film or something because that's the vibe I was getting. No, they're 30 years old. Eric, you actually had a good note because Eric sent me over some of the notes that he had when he was in the class.

I didn't mean to send you my notes. I realized I did, but I checked it out. But you had a pretty good note about these guys being the kids from stranger things when they grow up. Listening to a few of these episodes, the way they, it's just not like a natural flow of conversation and they, they're very stale and very stiff with each other. The kids from, from stranger things grown up in their 30s, that are these guys.

And when they had other girls on the show amazingly, they don't talk either, but they get over emotional to laugh at something, but then they can't converse everything. So yeah, these are the stranger kids grown up. It's really tough. talk either, but they get over emotional to laugh at something, but then they can't converse everything. So yeah, these are the stranger kids grown up. It's really tough. They're very childlike, which coming from Eric Nagel is a funny thing. So I know an example of the banter that goes on to begin the show here, and this is some spicy jeopardy and real fortune talk.

I do want to talk about this one thing. Small thing, Alex and I, we watch Jeopardy. Mostly every weeknight. God damn it. And leading up to the end of Jeopardy. Of course, there's the promo for the upcoming Wheel of Fortune episode, which we will not watch. But it's there. Why? I don't want to watch it ever since. It's a superior show. I love Wheel of Fortune. Okay, we'll go with, well, you have your wrong opinion. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? It's too controversial

for me. I don't know. Yeah, it's crazy. From the episode Iraq listen to or the one that you and I listen to is probably because they also talked about jeopardy in our episode. That's the most recent one. Everything that I have clipped here is the one that you listen to. Okay. So I just want to point something out, because this is something that I don't think we talk about enough on this show. Podcast should be front loaded. If you want.

People are going to be listening to more of it in the beginning than they will be at the end. And the further you get through the show, the more people drop off. So no one's gonna always talk about second half of show stuff. They say like the crazy wacky do stuff. Like the people are still listening.

There's huge fans. We can fuck off for a second here. These guys fuck off at the beginning. Like you were saying, Erox, like don't fuck off at the beginning. Get right into it. If you think this script is gonna be hilarious, and you did a great job with it,

they just wanna work with it into this, then they get right to it. They introduced themselves, like I said, like seven minutes on average, five to seven minutes on each episode here. If you want to play cuts four and five, we get to meet the guys and see what these guys are all about. For those of you just getting back on the train of pitch this, we this year have started

to give our own fun facts, fun facts about each other so that our audience can get to know us better, just little things each week, little tickets, little nugs of knowledge about us. All right, folks. Hey, so my name is Adam Stark. I'm a co-host, a pitchless podcast. Fun fact about me, sometimes all I think about is you, late night in the middle of June, Heatwave really freaking me out.

Can't make you happier now. Heatwave has been faking me out. Can't make you happier now. Heat wave has been faking me out, can't make you happier now. That's like the first non-jewdy fun fact of this season. And it's about damn time, to be honest with you. Thank you. Yeah, you're a dirty dog. You'd fucking everyone share it. That was something about your sex life. I don't know if we can air this one. Yeah, the people are gonna stop coming. Yeah, because I think glass animals are gonna come after us for that one When you quote a song I didn't know what he was talking about I had to actual Google the phrase that he was talking about found out It was a song

When you Google's when you quote a song one that's kind of risky to do in a conversation But to it should be a song that everybody knows like if you said I missed the reins down in Africa you know the damn song Yeah, but when you're do when you're going deep cut, like, I know you like ween, I like ween too, but a lot of people don't know a lot of ween stuff. So if you go deep on ween or any band that's not the radio hits, no one's going to know what you're talking about. And the fact that you went to an indie English pop band from over a decade ago to quote this song that nobody knows, it's like, how do you continue, you find, continuously find ways to make this worse? What they should be doing is

throwing the pumpkin at the tree, unless you think they have pumpkin, hold your destination. I'm with you on that. I totally understand what you're saying. Oh, Mr. Can you please help my pony? He's laying there besides the tree. I think it's his lung. Wow. He's coughed up. It's not the driveway. All right, here is your number five area. Yeah, well, hi, Justin Shesney here. One thing about me is I think Ocupola groups are corny and lame. No, Jeffrey.

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I've never had a thing where I couldn't even find like a piece of that somewhere else. There was nothing. Where did that work? I think that was a hot take, Iraq. That's why you're not understanding it. Chrissy, I want to go to you. Where do you want to start with your club's here? In every, this is so horrible. Like, I'm always prepared for a horrible podcast.

Good. When I come on this show, but like, there's a reason these people have nine YouTube subscribers. I, I, I looked, I did a deep dive into these guys. They get it. They do get one point from me for starting this podcast before the pandemic. I thought for sure this had pandemic podcast vibes all over it. I mean, frankly, I'm guilty of starting one during the pandemic, but they created this in 2019. But what you'll notice about these guys

is that they do seasons, they do their podcasts and seasons, which is code for inconsistency. Well, they're horribly inconsistent. At one point, there's a two month gap, a one month gap, two week gaps. It's like an hour, they can't manage to do an hour podcast every week or every other week. It's like, what is the point of what they're doing? It's usually a second season of a show indicates some level of success. Well, that's not the case in the podcasting

world. You can just say it's a new season. The whole thing with seasons and podcasts was built or kind of just said because when they started hiring a lot of celebrities, they don't want to treat this like a job like it's work. So they'll do dicks to 12 episodes. And that's season one. And we'll be back in three months for season two. And you're lucky if the audience even stays where allow these companies spend a ton of money on celebrity podcasts. And then don't understand by the second season why their audience dropped off. And then their ad sales are in the toilet. Well, it's also like because cereal and s-town are some of the ways that a lot of people

got into podcasting. And so you have to do it for those shows. Right. Exactly. That's what I mean. So those types of shows would have seasons. They're not jet-setting celebrities. They have no excuse not to be consistent with this podcast.

And not even the celebrities, but the true crime stuff that Carl was talking about. That's a lot of research and interviews and everything. So when you get all that together, yeah, you only have a certain amount of episode. You can't do it live on the fly on a weekly basis. So you produce it so it sounds good. And that's fine. People will accept that. When you're doing this and you're just writing scripts like you are in the lunch room in high school and you're like, oh, we should do a podcast on this thing there and go, oh, well, then we got to take three weeks off so we can do a creative meeting. Like the fucking stones going down to the Caribbean for six months so they could write

their next album. That's not this. You don't need to do this. You don't even need to do the show. You can just stop at this point. Yeah. This whole podcast has the energy of NYU students at their first improv class. This podcast should be called First Draft

because every episode, every thought that these guys have is like everyone's first take on anything. They say it's a rule with a stand-up comedy. You wanna go to your third thought on a specific topic because the first two are usually Thoughts that everybody else has it's like they're never quite they're not eloquent enough. They're not going deep enough They're not having thoughts that like anybody else wouldn't have just like sitting on a toilet

It's I'm really trying like understand these guys point of view. So we played that first clip They talked about Jeopardy for the first seven minutes. They're comparing Jeopardy to Wheel of Fortune. It's like, again, why are we recording this and putting it on the internet? Like, oh my god, we've never heard anybody compare like the Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy before. Holy shit. And then if you want to play the clip that, oh, at 8.50, this is really funny how they refer to their recurring listeners. They're so unfamiliar with having fans, like they actually don't even know what to call

them. So that second clip that starts at 8.50, we should play. This episode 82, we took a break last episode, just to talk about some things we wanted to bring some people back We have brought back people who have been on our we call our loyal customers Or are people that come back every week will know that both are only fans. I guess our only fans I guess the only fans that we have yes customers Shutter it's like like BJ shoppers or something the Royal they got a royalty card, they're gonna be back next week. And then we had to wait 20 minutes

for them to finally start rambling before they, you know, they go into a, they play a fake ad, which is that. They do that every episode. They script their ads too. This one's rough. I'll play it. Chris, that's your number three.

It's worse than Funfax. I'm gonna give you a minute. Oh, dude, the the fun fact section gets bad. I won't get into that. Yeah. We haven't even gotten to the main part of the show yet, but let's play this sponsor read. Woof. You love the original now get ready for ketchup. Two ketchup. Two has everything you love about the original tomato paste and more. Twice the cat three times the jump and a taste that'll make you pre-yourgee. While its predecessor was associated as a dipping and topping condiment, catch up to can

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more president alive they wouldn't be radioactive speaking to you tongues that will probably be ancient language of the South American civilization that history is all about catch up to got to have my job going now it raps please clap this is please clap yeah this week this week's ad is of Zumaqian proportions. It's a bad premise. They've just keep going with. And we're never going to, you know, we're not going to have our dear listeners suffer

through listing this whole thing. But basically the premise of this episode was there, their writing spec scripts, okay? So like what we're listening to is, is never something that should be public or recorded into podcast form. Like what they're doing is a writing Exercise which has been around for decades. It's worse than improv if that's possible Worst than improv. I don't know about that They have the mentality of like of new college students and they're basically they're sharing their like horrible hack new college students and they're basically, they're sharing their like horrible hack spec scripts. So they're like, oh, what if we did a spec script that merges Bob's burgers and what's that

show? White Lotus? Yeah, white Lotus. Yeah. Yeah. So can I get the started for us so that people know what we're talking about? Because, you know, we're all in on this, but the listeners, they don't know what they're in for yet. So here's the beginning of the script. And at first I thought they pre-recorded all this stuff because there's sound effects. There's a lot of work that goes into this. But then because they do break from time to time, I think it's just like a table read that they're doing, and then they put in the effects in post.

I think that's what's happening. POP! POP! Interior Bob's restaurant day. Open on a typical day for the family as Bob, makes burgers, a minute of prep to silverware, and the kids are fuckin' around with menus in some weird way. The burger of the day sign reads, the obvious Mark Burger, a naïve, peep patty, sweet perfume, and the fathers regret. The release throws a menu like an ingest throwing star,

a gene, who dodges it, letting it nail Tina. You have been assassinated! Darn, that's 15 assassinations. That's a lot of asses. Jane, watch your mouth. And Louise, stop assassinating your sister, please. You can't stop what you can't see. Louise ducks underneath the counter.

So sneaky. All right, so it's fanfiction, it's what we're hearing here, and that obvious regret burger gag was terrible. And I realized that the voice of H. John Benjamin is the funniest voice in all of cartoons and no one can do it. No one can even get close to that voice. That's why this guy has it and so many different roles. There's no range on his voice, which what makes it amazing. It's the same character for Archer

for when he was doing Dr. Caps. Yeah, it's the same voice. Who works at 7-Eleven and Family Guy? I want to point out. We have to talk about that. Oh, so he raised it up a tiny little bit. It should be so easy and everyone gets it wrong. Yeah, everyone gets that wrong.

I can't figure out they are trying to do like old-timey radio, like an inside the actress studio. No, they don't know what that is. No, that's definitely not. That's definitely not what they're going for. So this is an example of where they break. And because we're doing a white lotus crossover thing, the Jennifer Coolidge character comes into the show.

Now it's supposed to be based on the Bob's Burgers characters in a white lotus and aerial, whatever. So Jennifer Coolidge comes in and the impression this woman does, Jackie Webb really cracks everyone up. Teddy drives away narrowly avoiding a Bentley. He pulls up and the Jennifer Coolidge character, Tanya, gets out, bewildered by literally everything around her. Hi. character, Tanya, gets out bewildered by literally everything around her. Hi, can I get like six dozen towels and schedule and air massage?

My lobes are feeling really tight. Looks like you're. They're going to be cleaned up. It's not off like it's kind of close, but it also sounds like the, there's a sister. Um, the mom has a sister on that show that sounds exactly like that too. So it's, hey, it's like H. John Benjamin. I'll do the same voice for all these characters. What's the big thing?

There was a very viral woman and I'm trying to look up her name. She did a very viral Jennifer Coolidge impression. Wow. Like, she's Brunette and it's something that's become very trending now because it's woman and I'm trying to look up her name. She did a very viral Jennifer Coolidge impression. Wow, like she's Brunette and it's something that's become very trending now because it's kind of an easy accent to do. Wow, I can't believe how big this cock is. Like you can. Wow, that's pretty good. That's bad. Easy to just like if you get your voice to certain places. Can you record more of those and isolate them for me? Just send me out to the show. like if you get your voice to certain places, and you court more of those and isolate them for me,

it just sounds like a show. I just, I mean, that big hamburger cut. It's like, if you just know how to be breathy and a little nasal, and I think I really think they're just shoe horning this white lotus hybrid in just so this woman can do showcase this coolage impression.

Right. And so Eric, to your point, when I was listening to him, I'm like, yeah, that is a pretty good impression. It sounds like her, but that's when she is out of character and just doing her plugs, I'm like, oh, she just sounds like that anyway. Okay, yeah, you can follow me at the Jackie Webb

on Instagram. It doesn't sound any different. The character she was doing. I'm loving on Instagram. Wow. That should be your new character now. Speaking of Instagram, I did check out Justin Chesney. I couldn't find Adam Stark's Instagram.

But this will come as a shock to none of you. Justin Chesney has he-him pronouns in his Instagram bio. They all do. And his girlfriend is considerably taller than him. Yes, they have photos of them standing on a, on a mountain cliff like every hack couple does. You know, they're in a, they're in a mountain park somewhere. It's like, oh, we need to get the scenery and that doesn't help from a distance when he's like five foot and she's five 10 and it just looked ridiculous.

They weren't standing close enough to the edge of the cliff. For a winger. For a wind gust. So I looked up this Jackie Webb woman. And when I heard her voice and then I looked her up, I thought she was Haley Mancini at first that woman who was the co-host with Maddox on that Godzilla podcast. She sounds like her, she looks like her. She is like a LA based actor writer. That's like your thing.

And then at the end of the show, I heard this. I'm gonna go with Jackie last in this one because they seem to know what it is. He goes, I'm gonna go with Jackie last because they seem to know what it is. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. To she have. She's not a day.

So look at this. I looked at her, I found her LinkedIn. And it says, Jackie Webb is a non-binary feminine presenting. That's a fuck up. I think that's a thing that I want us to do now if you're that age. Otherwise, you run out of show business. There's nothing about this woman who looks non-binary.

She has a boyfriend, there's photos of her, her boyfriend and shit. And then it's like, he's a basic straight white woman. So he's got to be non-binary or trans or you're going to be irrelevant. Yeah, I'm looking at her Instagram right now too. Yeah, they them all over all her social media. Feminine presenting. It doesn't. We're both doing the accent right now.

Apparently she's a recurring voice on a D&D podcast. So this might be the spin off for a bonus episode for you to find the D&D podcast. That story checks out. God, I get a lot of suggestions for D&D podcasts. Everyone's making one of these D&D shows, I think, because there's a lot of them out there. There's one show that's successful and then everyone else thinks like, oh, we'll do that too. And they're nowhere near that one day. Go tell me about it.

Look into my world, Duncan. Well, I'm starting my patty sea cups, spin off podcasts next week. I probably are. Love to have you on. Oh, yeah, I'd love to be out. It sounds good. How many of these people are voicing like three to four

characters up top? Oh, so speaking of the voicing the characters, now Michael Imperialie is one of the characters in the second season of White Lotus. White Lotus, yeah. So they bring in Michael Imperiali and this is just the lowest hanging fruit. This is so lame.

And the other is Michael Imperiali is the same character he plays in everything. They're checking into the hotel. I wanna say the best part about this is I haven't seen Waylotus. I looked up a couple different characters to see, like if I need to do a different voice on it. I asked, is it Jackie, you've seen Waylotus? What do I have to do for Michael and Perioli's character? And Jackie was like, vaguely Italian. And I was like, I was like, great. So I'm just going to do Bino. The beauty of this is that you have built it into the script.

So really get right now. And that is amazing. So thank you for being on the same wing length with me. What I was already going to improv you have already put into the script. I figured you'd probably go that route. So I also figured you appreciate what I did here. Yeah. So check this out. So now he's going to do what was written in the script.

This is where the whole area already comes in. Hey, how you doing? Bippity-bippity boop at the boo. I'm walking here, forget about it. It's a pasta. I hate this fucking show. Good one, guys. So they were, they got you had a break.

They were in the middle of reading the script. The guys like, by the way, I just want to say, well, you've written here, fucking nailed it. And then Bipp bippity-bobbity-boo I'm walking here and To make better's for a being by the boom to make better's worse they do it again. I need a thousand dollars. What are you talking about? I'm fasted for Zoolos on you. It's not even that much dad It's rough. These aren't even dad jokes. These are like uncle jokes. Yes Uncle with no kids The worst kind the worst kind

Before they before they were doing the accent stuff here if you notice in a lot of these clips They mispronounce words all the time. Or they slur two words together all the time. Yeah. Chrissy has a theory on this. I'm talking retarded. These are 23 year old Bernie bro socialists. Like you'll, especially in this episode, they can't stop mentioning how much they hate rich people.

And it's the kind of point of view where it's like, clearly none of them have ever been friends with or worked with someone who's well off. They just, they stigmatize rich people in the way that, like, it sounds very regurgitated too. Like, all rich people are horrible. And it just reminds you of the kind of, like, reveling and glamorizing of poverty,

which runs rampant in like the New York City theater improv stand-up scenes. But I can't believe these guys are old like they're too old for this. I have an example, Chrisy, and one of the things they do at the end of the show, they play this game, where they read the negative reviews of a movie and then you have to guess what the movie is. So the movie here is Parasite, and he's reading a review and they are not happy with this. Parasite, would you have a special mention review? There's a half star review by Letterbox user Christopher Nolan Simp, which reads, why aren't they speaking American? No, no, really cool. Christopher Nolan Simp. I'm sure you're a really great

guy. It's a joke, guys. Why are they speaking American? It's a joke. It's a joke review on Paris. I get idiots. That game that that game they play at the end of the show is almost as long as their their spec scripts. Yeah. Because you said they go, okay, they're going to go into the game and then like you look at the rest of the time and go, how is there still 23 minutes left? They're going to have to show

up. Not only do not only do they mispronounce words, but they also don't understand the meanings of very basic words. Like, I don't know if you want to skip to the the cold clip, which is 3650. That's further down, but I'm like, that's further down,

but I'm like, it's relevant now. So we should just play it. It's very clear that they don't know the meaning of Cuckold or specifically the girl doesn't know what it means. Percy, FYI, I have already pulled these clips for you. I do not need timestamps at this time. Oh, okay. I didn't have, I should've had it in real life.

I didn't number them. I didn't number them. Even though I texted Chrissy, he said, by the way, I have your clips, numbers, one through elevens. They're just telling the number you are. I'm trying. I'm trying. Kena does a weird little dance attempting to be seductive. Well, I did see another cute blonde girl,

but she kind of blew me off. So now in a fit of jealous, cuckold rage, I'm in love with you. So yes That's not what cuckold I guess No, she's one of these women that calls any guy who criticizes her and in cell Enjoy someone's work you're a cuck for that person, you know kind of that dumb mentality read under sandwich cuck me or cuckold at all I'm gonna talk for that person, you know, kind of that dumb mentality. We don't understand what cock means or cock hold it all. Eric, what do we miss from from our episode that you got on yours?

There wasn't. Well, Chris, he had pointed out that, you know, I didn't know they were, but it makes a lot more sense now when she's saying they're like socialist Bernie bros. I was trying to figure out, I'm like, all right, they're on the liberal side of a lot of these things, but they're that far that makes a lot of sense. I noticed in a few other episodes when they do their, all right, they're on the liberal side of a lot of these things, but they're that far, that makes a lot of sense. I noticed in a few other episodes when they do their sponsors, they love shitting on country music artists

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It's Travis Tractor coming here to promote my new album, Prima and in corn. This new album that will be promoting all through 2023 has, of course, some of my greatest hits such as Grass smells better with you Where I was on January 6th and of course creaming and corn parentheses Slav on the cow This year we're taking this album all across America the greatest country in the world and help me do it So is my wife Tracey tractor. Now you might remember Tracy from

my previous album where I talked extensively about taking off her flannel for about 25-30 minutes. So first you get on in here and tell people you say hi. Howdy yo. Oh, don't you sound beautiful. Now Tracy, you excited about coming on a tour Papa? Absolutely, and I'm so excited for y'all to hear our hit single. She opened my beer with her pussy. Trace to get going and get people a little taste. That's a sign that needs to be written. I'll be honest with you that's not bad. Just want to look up here and on the whole.

I think that's actually a cardigan. Yeah, they still pay the rest of that sign. That's pretty good. No, she's saying Goddamn song. That's pretty good. Oh, she sang goddamn beautiful back my wife right there. So if you want to go ahead and buy tickets to our tour, Kramer and Korn, the 2023 tour, they ever do any of these that are exaggerated about rap at all Eric, you ever hear any of those? Cause I don't know.

I can dig through the other 70 episodes, but I would appreciate that. Shorts there. They've never met a well off person. They've never met a conservative. They've never met anybody from the South. It's all just like cartoonish. Right. It's all I was going to say.

I get the exaggeration for a humor thing. It's fine. I just don't know who would find this amusing or entertaining. It's just if this was done in 20 seconds, fine, but this goes on for like two and a half minutes. Yes. Yes, that is like, all right. This is, there's no attempt at being funny in this at all.

This is a note that I wrote down about this show. This show is somehow both low effort and too much effort at the same time. Yeah. It's almost like the remake of Psycho. It's like, whoa, you guys put way too much work into this thing. We already had this.

It's like a final project for AV club. Yes, right. I'm asking myself, like, why are they doing this? Like, the only instance where a spec script actually was a good idea was the post 9-11 sign failed where they were like, oh, wow, this is actually a great idea. It would make sense to write a spec script for a show

that's maybe in its first or second season, like the righteous gemstones, but at this point, like, but it doesn't make sense to write a spec script for the shows that they're writing this for. And I'm like, who, I'm like, what is the point of this? Like, are they actually, do they think they're trying to be scouted? Like, do they think we put this out here?

Man, we're gonna get scooped up and get like sweet writing jobs. I think that's definitely the point of this, yes. They're from the, I think ones from the Midwest, the other ones from somewhere in the New York area. The city was a giant pin. I knew it. I knew it. But they try to come off a lot of the times the way they presented it, like they're an L.A. podcast. You know, I think that's the mentality in there. It's like, Oh, this is going to sound like somebody in the business doing something here. So the general public may not get it, but insiders will get it.

And I think you're right. I think this is all like trying to get noticed, trying to think that something is going to click with somebody and then we're like, how we got to hire these guys so that they have that weird success story that these guys were on the internet and Hollywood took a chance and doing all this shit. You played the one spec script. They have, they talk about one in my cut, eight where they, this is one, an idea they rejected that they didn't do a spec script for. I had an idea called just a spoonful of opioids makes the politicians go down where the children from Mary Poppins becomes conservative politicians and try to ruin the

country. So Mary Poppins comes back and makes them OD on opioid. That's making it look like an accident, but also in turn sparking legislation and fighting the opioid crisis. See it has a positive twist. That's not a law. Anything could be a law. Oh my god. She feels guilty because she like helped raise them, but then they turn into assholes. She's like, I got it. You know, I raised them. I got to take them out, but also help the country. So back for, came back for episode 81, Mary Poppies, pills. Poppies. Right. All right. Well, I don't know where to go from there. Yeah, nobody does. Nobody knows where to go while you start the thing. Talk about retarded. So, yeah, again, there was like two different,

where opioid and Mary Pospins, like they constantly are slurring every word. They can't speak correctly. One last example for them auditioning for something before we get into the big thing that everybody wants, the fun facts. We have cut 12 were justons actually auditioning for a role. I would like to take this time to audition for the Jared Leto biopic. I'm Jared Leto. Come to my island.

Joker, morbias. I think I got it. 30 seconds to Mars. I love that. I'm very, I hope you get the role. He sounds like home star runner. Oh my God, that was stupid. They're like, you're not gonna say that.

All these arrangements sound like home star when I touch it. I told you to give the lights. We're not done. I'm going home. Not throw light switch raves. We're in a Chrissie go. What just? Who's on my show now? Wow.

I love home star runner. Yeah, me too. Yeah. That's 20 is down. Well, do you have other stuff you want to do with this? So do we want to get the fun facts? Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's 20. Well, do you have other stuff you want to do with this? So do we want to get the fun facts? No, this is actually to your point, E-Rock about them desperately trying to have people think

that they're in the biz where they give themselves a way is when they get very basic things wrong. Like, I think this is going to be clip five, where one of them actually says out loud. You know when you're reading a script, and there's, I guess there's one of them narrating, but like he's reading out loud, the portions of the script that are supposed to be like either

descriptive notes or, you know, like in one of these examples is when a script says a beat, meaning you have to take a beat, like take a pause before saying the next thing, but this dumb fuck actually says a beat meaning you have to take a beat like take a pause before saying the next thing with this dumb Fuck actually says a beat out loud. Yeah, it's like Joe Biden reading guy one of his speeches On a monopoeia, you're not supposed to say that a pause break. Oh shit. Please clap Rich people are real pick. I install the wire found it for Rich Guy once, and he kept asking for new features. I can only imagine what they'll be like with their food.

A beat. I know. The guy was already pausing. Yeah. He was reading it correctly. Right. And again, another example of there's so much production put into the show, why wouldn't you pull that out and post?

Why wouldn't you go back and listen to it and edit that out? So you don't sound sound stupid. Not only do they not edit anything, I was looking through some more of this stuff. They have clips online for social media stuff. There's video clips so I can see what they look like and what the show looks like. But they don't put the videos out. Like they record the video and only put the audio out and then you only see a little bit of video if they think it's worthy of being a social media clip. So they go through all this effort for what?

What are they getting out of this then? We have no idea. Yeah. What is the point? What are they getting out of it? What are we getting out of it? Well, we can get some fun facts out of it if you'd like. You know what?

There's just dozens of confused listeners. Let me play the jingle for us, guys. Get into it. So let's move on now to our fun facts. Justin, what's up? I'll go first. I'll go first this week. Let's get into the...

From fact. Yeah. Yeah. Now you guys know there's nothing I like more than a fun fact. I know Cardiff knows that about me. I have a huge fun fact nerd. Guys facts are not fun.

It's a fucking dumb thing to say a fun fact. We're not asked facts. We're not asked facts. The Shazam movies out right now, 10 fast facts that you need to know. Fast facts. Alright, that makes a little more sense. Because I don't have a lot of time for these facts. I'm too busy making shit up over here.

So what do you have for fun facts, Erock? Well, I like how you you did the right thing and you edited my clip down because that intro for fun facts, they were workshopping it while introducing the segment and then re-recording with sound effects while this was going on. It went on for way too long. So that was your clip. That was my on. It went on for way too long. So you can listen to your clip. That was my clip. What do you have?

Oh, play my clip then. Play a clip nine. Yeah, I don't listen to your guy's stuff out of that stuff. All right. That's what we want to do. The... From... From...

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New theme song. But it's something into the theme song yet, right? Like any sound? Yeah, like a sound or like, or like for fun facts. What everyone do, an instrument. Fun facts. Fun facts.

With Justin Adam on Pitchness. Pod. Or you just give like a stinger sound at the end. I don't fucking know. Psst, psst, psst, fun facts. Okay. All right, yeah. Pitch this pod or you just give like a stinger sound at the end. I don't fucking Fun facts. Okay. All right. Yeah, we're all getting laid They're editing it now while doing it. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, I'm pumped Be right there, ladies. Just hang on in comparison facts are fun That said this move on to the

longer. That's all thing is the first. That said, this move on to the sun facts, fun facts, which just an atom on pitchness times fun facts. Just did that. So English, the name Pikachu roughly translates to sparkly mouse noise. There's your fun fact. It took a minute and a half. That's not a fact. It could be it could be false. I don't know. I don't know. Pokemon. I'm not going to have your right. I'll tell you word for it. Yeah. I think you're right. Fuck that shit. But just to workshop your product, like it's one of your goofing. It's like, Oh, next week, we should have a jingle or next week. We should have something like that. You're going, you're going through the

motions. You write the notes down, you have it for next week. They're doing an app on their phone or something where they're like, oh, we'll make it now. And this will be riveting and it's never is. My favorite thing is this is, oh, sorry, finish your point. Go ahead, go ahead. Because it just made me think of a clip number eight because they want to do sound effects, but they don't have any proper sound effects. So the in clip eight, they're talking about somebody like playing a song,

like I think on a guitar playing a... No, Jean Belcher is playing the piano. Oh my god, Jean Belcher is playing the piano. Oh my god, Jean Belcher is playing the piano. Like in a white lotus on the piano player in the restaurant. Yeah, it's a good and a split. And tell me where you've heard it from. I know this piano player here.

I'm gonna go see that. Chubby's good. Play the piano. Interior. I'm gonna go see that. Chubby, scared play the piano. Interior, hotel, lobby room. Tina and Marshmallow pass by. Tina is in drag makeup. Marshmallow points at Tanya. See her now.

You gonna answer that? It's a fucking ringtone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She does that. She does that. She does that. My business partner used to have that as his ringtone. And we would hear that go off because boomers

don't know what silent mode is. We would hear that go off from his fucking office all day long. Ba-da-da-da-da. At least sing the blues along with it, Jesus. Yeah, that's for a white guy to say like, yeah, I listened to the blues in R&B. I'm gonna make that my ringtone so people know that I'm down.

Band of the boat is what that riff is, but they call it a piano. I, it's one of the most cliche blues riffs of all time. Like there was a fucking Cosby show episode where they had one of the million uncles who was a jazz musician on there. And Theo was singing a song about his girlfriend and it was just him going justine, justine

to that riff over and over. So the cowbjorn got to that riff. Okay, I got it there. Now I had to say. over and over. So the cowb me showing up to that riff, okay, I got it there. Now I had to say. Guard Eric forever. If you want a final fun fact, we can hear a fun fact about Adam, which is cut 10. One last fun fact about me. My second favorite pickup line from when I was single was, hey, beautiful.

Did you piss of your panties? Because so did I. Godspeed with you Justin. Godspeed, Spide of End. So the fun facts are just an excuse to try out their material then? Fun. Wow. I guess. It's neither fun nor facts.

Speaking of material. So this guy, he comes up with this far-fetched premise and cracks himself up. This is kind of like in lieu of a fun fact, but a quick PSA, if my phone ever goes missing, just know it's mine. If the only bookmark web search is Thomas the Train, Rule 34.

I'm coming out of the box for a sec, bro. Are you okay? I have a lot of questions box for a sec. Bro. Are you okay? I have a lot of questions for whatever guests tonight. Okay, so very far, Fetch Promise. If I lose my phone, you'll know it's mine. If you're able to open it and you see that there is a bookmarked web search for, who's bookmarking web searches, for Thomas the train rule 34, or rule 34 means if it exists, there's porn of it.

So then he cracks himself up with that. Later on, there's a call back to that. Sorry, I was looking at Thomas porn again. Okay, I got sidetracked. Oh, God, all right, that one was good. No, that one was good. I'll give him that one. I'll give him that one.

I was like, if anyone likes this one, it's gonna be veto. And that's it. I'll give him that one. Oh, that got me. That's not the right reaction to a pond. I just want to point that out. They're really proud of themselves. Definitely silence from the rest of their material is the exact reaction you should have

when he's making puns like that. As my friend Drew Lane would say, this is a very easy laugh room that they're in. Very easy to get laughs in this room. If you want a final clip from my list here. Yes. These guys obviously either play D&D, Magic, Pokemon Go, all three, you know, those, that kind of world, because they constantly bring up Pokemon in every episode that they do. They work it in some way.

If you go to a clip seven, they talk about, they're talking about Pokemon stuff and then they're like, oh, this is gonna get the ladies. Ladies love us and you're like, that's, you're not even goofing on yourself. You're flat out admitting how terrible you are. Someone's doing a web search for rule number 34 34 Carl Hamburger. I wouldn't recommend that. Michael. I don't remember any of the Pokemon types until recently when I decided to try to play the replay. I should say the first three generations because that's as far as I got was a Ruby Sapphire emerald. After that, I was like, I want to be cool and try to kiss girls and then

I have that go how that go huh? Yeah, that's why I'm back on Pokemon and now you're not cool and you're not kissing girls So I'm not cool not kissing girls and I Lone Yeah, I'm charlotte. Oh, no. These people need a support group or a therapist, not a podcast. Well, they need the father figure in their wives. Smegglobs.

Yeah, where's Chad's stepdad? Where's Chad's stepdad? Before his coffee, that's what we need with these cats. Carl, did you play Clip 10 yet? We had a mega joke, Bob. Oh, yeah, this is a fun one. I'm going to write a script and it's going to be called one and a half inches, the Justin Chesney story.

And that's what's going to happen now. Nothing for anyone. Yeah, even they were just like, I don't know if you should write that script. It sounds pretty bad All right, are we almost ready to move on? Is there anything else you have to play? No, okay? Oh actually, no, you know what? I have two quick ISOs that both sum up the show for me. There's this one I'm uncomfortable. Wow, I hate this so Anyway, if that fucking woman hadn't been talking over

that I hate the so much, that would have been great. But here's another fun one. I hated this. 100%. You think clip 11 was interesting, would they play this like very dumb game? Jackie, you're at first. What? I hated this, but I'm still team penis. What? I hated this, but I'm still team penis. And they wish that everyone died. Oh, I think I know this. Shut the fuck up. Let's just say, sex in the city, the movie.

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All right. We gotta move on because we have a lot to get to today including our... Gringe of the Week. Gringe of the Week. And we have a few cringes of the weeks this week. I guess cringes of the week or cringes of the weeks? Cringes of the week? It was cringes of the week. Yeah, this shows a lot of cringes of the week to be out of the weeks this week. I guess cringes of the week or cringes of the weeks. Cringes of the week. It was cringes of the week.

Yeah, this shows a lot of cringes of the week to be honest with you. The first one coming in from Paul E. Ogre. Now, Paul told me about a timestamp in the Drew and Mike show that happened on this past Thursday's episode. Welcome back, Brandon. Happy feeling better. Brandon is back on the show. And guys, don't get mad at me. This wasn, Brandon. Happy is feeling better. Brandon is back on the show. And guys, don't get mad at me. This wasn't my call. Paul Eogher. Set this end. What's

See I thought they're really good to it. I thought that was all right, but Some people don't agree with that all right right, here's another creature of the week. This one comes in from Herman Manley, but also General GK, and a few other people sent this one to me as well. So this is a show called the Wanshow, the WAN show. And it's, I guess, I don't know, it's Linus or Linus. Tech tips is where this comes from, but this is pretty retarded right here, And I guess I don't know if it's Linus or Linus tech tips

is where this comes from, but this is pretty retarded right here, this conversation. I mean, it's been kind of eye opening. I've just randomly here and there, picked up episodes of old shows that I hadn't watched in a long time from the early 2000s.

And just the casual sort of gay humor, casual use of the hard-ar. Oh, really? It's jarring. Yeah, it's jarring now. And for casual use of hard-ar. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Like, okay, it was an episode of American Dead. And it was just like, yeah, it wasn't for shock value.

It was just like used. Right, well, I mean, here's the thing, right? That was in the 2003 or something, like 2002. Like, I'm not gonna deny that I dropped my fair share of hard-hards back then, because we didn't even, the term hard-hearted didn't even exist. What? I won't even the term hard-hearted even exist. What?

I won't even think about it. Right? And it's funny because to me, that doesn't feel like that long ago, but to my kids. Are you talking like N word hard-hard? What? No. I'm not sure that's how people use that term. No.

I think that's the N word. What are you guys talking about? Am I mistaken? I think so. What do you think? No, the one with the, like for like mental disability. I'm pretty sure people use hard art in a very different way than you just used to. Yeah, that's a soft art is what you're describing.

Yeah, okay. Hard art means ending. I understand. I understand what you mean. No I'm not talking about that. Oh my God. So by the way this is a very big show. I think it's out of Canada. This show looks like the video you go to to learn how to install your new video card. Yes. It's one of these tech company shows. Yes, that's exactly what it is. Yeah.

So this guy's talking about he's to use hard art all the time. All right. Guys are a couple of hard hours. I agree with that. One more cringe of the week. We got a third one coming in last night, guys. Big news in the Chadverse. We had the guy who punched Chad news in the Chadverse.

We had the guy who punched Chad calling in the Cardiff Electric Show. And this is the biggest viewership Cardiff has ever had on his show. I think there was 600 people there live watching this go down. It was this big deal because Bob Levy was promoting at MLC over and over again like that tonight. The guy who punched Chad's going to be on Carter show. So everyone's tuning in to check this thing out.

And oh boy. Carl, I didn't know you called in. Actually, you'll see me in the chat. What do they look like? Rose woman. A woman yelled. Fun. Chad's like, yeah, I think.

Maybe she knew he wouldn't go after something she just wants to do something up yes it was a woman what did she look like she had bright red hair and you standing next to a very swore of the gentleman bright red hair bright red hair Bright red hair Bright red hair Was it Laney Spiser? You could bear with me for one second. I'm gonna bring up a picture and Just tell me if this we're back with you for how many seconds? Cardiff, that's like the woman you saw

Yelling what were the words that she yelled? Fuck chance you mock fuck like the woman you saw yelling what were the words that she yelled? Fuck Chad Zumaq. Chad Zumaq. And you said with a swarady gentleman. Yes, I swarried. I saw him. Yeah. I'm a whisker.

Says give me a break. It doesn't have any hands. Yeah. Interesting. Fighting time. I'm a whisker says give a break. It doesn't have any hands Interesting fighting time Stretch stretch stretch look at this point you want me to play a record. He's like Are you pulling up a picture? Oh I'm sorry. Does this woman look familiar? Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh man.

Chrissy, you were the punchline. Oh wow. Congratulations. It was me after all. Yes. You were the punchline on that one. So I read, my tears I really write read anymore, but I get it.

I'll be talking to Cardiff later out in the show because I have a bone to pick with him. He didn't read my super chat. There's not half a bowl. That was very disrespectful. And he had plenty of time. Yeah, I know. I'll turn out about what's up to talk about.

Oh, Chrissy, I want to talk to you about the fact that you like made up with Dick and Vito? Well, I made up with Dick. I still can't stand Vito. I still maintain Vito is a peto sympathizer, a apologist, who knows? But Vito in person, it all makes sense. Like Vito, he thrives on Twitter

because he doesn't have to be in person, like facing anybody, like human to human energy to energy. He talks a big game on Twitter, but like meeting him in person, he's like shy, withdrawn, like very little eye contact. He seems almost like, ah, you know, I don't know if that's just how he felt around me or if that's how he feels around people.

But like, yeah, Dick Masterson's great and absolute joy. Yes. Because I had given that, I think I gave them both, or maybe Dick ended up buying, but I offered them both comp tickets to my Pasadena show. They were both gonna come and veto it in show, but Dick came, brought his lovely wife,

or no girlfriend. Yeah. I have to tell you, Chrissy, so I saw you on the biggest problem in the universe, you were in studio over at Dick's house. And I believe this makes you, only the second person in the world has been to both my house studio over at Dick's house. And I believe this makes you, only the second person in the world has been to both my house to podcast

and Dick's house to podcast. The other one being the former early known as DigiBro. Wow. I think the only other person who's been to both places. Where's DigiBro now? Who knows? I'm the internet somewhere for sure. But Chrissy, I enjoyed your appearance on there.

I was excited that you guys have made up and everyone's friends. And I'm not surprised to hear what you're saying about Vito because listen to this song. So on the biggest problem in the universe, Vito writes these stingers. And they're to encourage people to go to their website and vote for the biggest problem that's part of the show.

And listen to this latest singer that Vito came up with. All these internet shows are such trash. the video came up with. That's me just for me filled with transphobia racism and Massage I need I Voted up to go to biggest problem that you baby I Don't they gonna kill my family I What's that Chrissy?

I thought this was one of my clips that I submitted submitted about the other pitch this podcast I was like, Clips for the fifth Nick podcast. What's that, Chrissy? I thought this was one of my clips that I submitted about the other, pitch this podcast, you're just listening to it. I know, right? No, Vito doesn't good job with those, but this is war. This is War of Beat. I'm going to see him in Philadelphia, April 22nd.

Vito's going to be there, Tony from the movies. I'll be there, producer Chris will be there. Oh, it's going to, we're going gonna really duke it out, I think. Yeah, you'll show him who's down. That's right. Yeah. Are you down to clown veto? All right, and now this is gonna transition

to the next segment of the show, Tony Muskrat, who I love, sent in another song parody. This is a Billy Eilish song. You guys are familiar with, I think it's called Bad Guy. Oh yeah. No, that's not. That's one of her hits. Yes, it is.

And this one's called Chad Guy. Oh no. Yeah, this one's a winner. I gotta say it. I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the

I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the Life plan In sucks Telling lies do you why it's its action eight housing stealing money from your aunt is a Rousing live streams reading chats and starts pounding. He's a fucking girl Cuz he's a mud cuck really really dumb fuck everything he does sucks opposite of dumb luck

He's on a bend He's the I'm not. Chad's gonna use a for a 10. That's me. It's beyond the word. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow, John. Wow. Did you ask about the ninja blunder? Yeah.

Back in Cleveland from Cole. So he got drunk and still a ninja blunder from calls and was arrested for it. Yeah, there was definitely a police report for that. That one you could find. Yeah, I saw that Rover posted it. So now on the very end of that, you might have heard a little bit of patty sea cups, patty sea cups in a real quick video video talking about Chad Zumaq in the latest grift that he's got going on with the being assaulted

by Kumiya fans thing. And I was talking about it the last episode. I want to play it for you guys now because I tell you man, this is his sweet spot. When Penny's talking about Chad Zumaq, it's the best content he does. Chadwick T. Zumaak has recently taken a beating. Now, whether that was from another person

or simply Chad's agility while shit face leading his head through a coffee table like a Chris Farley stunt, we'll never know. But either way, this half comedian, half unemployed Dildo is starved for attention to the point of making sure his followers are aware. It was no fault of his own. Now as ugly as Chad is, these injuries are pretty clear, and they've been examined deeply by the once-bad ass radio host and apparent doctor, Anthony Cumia. And he could be right. Perhaps Chad was working on a car and something fell in his eye.

But of course, nobody believes Chad has a car, so nice try, Kumiya, what else do you got? Chad claims that have been attacked outside of his home, and that's certainly reason to stay inside from now on. But with all the stand-up he's doing, he can't afford it. So Chad has to go outside again someday or quit comedy completely and hope to continue suckling the teeth that is Kevin Brennan. Theories have circulated as to who was involved with this alleged attack. Was it one of the victims of Chad's many credit card thefts and now he's using it as a way

to fight back against people that mock him? Did he expect sympathy? Well, that's unfortunate because he didn't get it. So whether it was a human or some foreign object taking advantage of Chad's blue-sriddled mind Chad's gonna use it for attention And that to me is beyond boring And it's only possible to be if he's trying to avoid If someone did attack him because they were fans of Kumiya

Then that just means Chad got punched by a guy in his mid 60s In that case, you definitely get no sympathy. Share your thoughts in the comments, like and subscribe, and until the next one. Well done, Patrick Michael. I like this produced NPR format he's doing now. I do too, yeah. This works.

Well, Patrick Michael is like, okay, can I come up with a couple of lines that are fun over two minutes' time? It's, yeah, you can do that. Perfect. The long four thing is where it gets lost. It's lost to his own thoughts a little bit, but yeah. But this forehead's working for him

and making fun of Chad Zumak. Dude, Chad was on social media bragging that there are now 29 different shows talking about him. And I remember, because I was around back then, when we started talking about Chad, his whole thing was, you aren't gonna make me the next Stuttering John. And it's like, I didn't do it, you did.

I mean, I didn't make it the next Stuttering John. You made you the next Stuttering John, Chad. He didn't just make it, he ran with it. Yes, seriously. I remember when our fugitives be fun and productive with people, this is neither of those things. Holy shit.

Didn't he want to do his own Stuttering John show? At one point, when you guys were doing it, Rico was doing it and Anthony was talking about it. He wanted to jump in on that too, but then if it goes the other way, then do as I say, not as I do. Correct. Yeah.

Yeah, so one of the things that Chad's been saying a lot is that like, you know, he's the victim in all of this. People just come after him for no reason. He never does anything to anyone. And I like to think of his, it's Chrissy who Chad was going after for years. Like every day trying episode was about you and Frank for years and like, I don't talk shit about anyone.

I'm like, what's going on here? Well, Chrissy has friends, I don't have to tell you. Paul says the Clinton in the comedy. It made it fun to me for years, because I had no social media following. I'm just going for it now. And we discovered that he's by followers. So it's like, I'd rather have a low real social media

following than an inflated one that's fake. Yeah, I mean, we could debate that, but I think most people would rather have real people following them. Yeah. I guess. All right, so yesterday was St. Patrick's Day. And there was a new episode of Misery Love's company,

the show starts at 4 p.m., all right? And I get it. St. Patty's Day is a big drinking day for drinkers. I understand. I don't know. But of course Chad shows up completely shitfaced. He started celebrating early. He started celebrating.

St. Patty's Day on Thursday, I think. Cause he was pretty wasted. So what they're talking about in this first clip is that on Thursday show of Missouri Loves Company, and listen, I don't wanna be the MLC wrap-up show. That's not my job here. So this is very interesting. I feel like we need to do a dress-up,

but this is not gonna be like a not going thing. But, MLC on Thursday show had Cory Ademon, and Cory Adem is on Stilto. He's on there once a week, and he used to be on Stilto when they were on the radio in Minnesota, so Cory Adim goes way back with Aaron. And so, Koreatim comes on MLC. You know, he's crossing enemy lines here.

And so, they're discussing that. And this is just an interesting thing to learn about Chad, the fact that he gets all of his information from Rando's on the internet. it's all his information from randos on the internet. He sounds like a middle middle kind of middle of the country rocker. Corey Adams. Anyway, he played us. I actually I cleared it up with him on Facebook. He said, no, I did not play you.

It was not a work. You can't play with us. Because I got information from shout out, plug it, clip it from the steel toe boring show Reddit, that Cory Adam was put up to what he was doing to Duke us, but turns out he goes, I'm being authentic, I have no idea what's going on. Put up, put up for what reason? I like how you read one person that says something on Reddit

or Twitter, like that. He said that from a pathological liar like yourself. You believe everybody else. Yeah. You send the ex message. I mean, you send an email. It's fucking 430 in the morning.

Like it's breaking news. Yeah, because I'm investigating, dude. I think it's wrong. You're a wrong investigator. No, I'm not. I believe for the show. Yeah, well, they don't care about you as much as you trust me. So this is great because what happened No, I believe for the show.

Yeah, well, they don't care about you as much as you trust me. So this is great because what happened was Chad's doing his research at 4 in the morning about what's going on and he's getting all this research from a subreddit that doesn't like Aaron Imholt and then he's like, holy shit, like what I've just discovered. And he's sending emails to both Bob and Kevin

at 4.30 in the morning. It's like, dude, even if this is when you're getting this information, pretend like you're in bed right now and send it in the morning, you know? Yeah. It's a bearer thing. Confirmation bias. I've said this many times before, but salespeople are the easiest people to dop into buying shitty things.

And it seems counterintuitive, but like, liars are also easy to dop, which is weird. You think it'd be the other way around, but Chad lies about are also easy to dope, which is weird. You think it'd be the other way around, but Chad lies about everything, and then he reads what someone else says, he goes, well, that must be true. I don't know why you think that.

It's probably not. If it's in his favor. Yeah. He does tend to, I mean, based on this clip, does tend to like if he's believing everything that's posted and written there, it's fine. But if it's about him, it's obviously a lie and people are haters and all that stuff.

So it doesn't make any sense. I gotta ask you a question, Erock. So when you look at, you know, he's got this show, The Kumiakoks. And I have some clips from that in a little bit, but when he shows who The Kumiakoks are, myself is included, Chrisse is in there, Frank. Who else? Aaron's in there. E included. Chris is in there Frank. Who else errands in there?

Iraq you're in there. Oh, yeah, I got the out of the sky like what did you do? I don't know I don't ever talk about him. I've never commented on it. This is like the first time ever. I know that's what I'm doing. And I haven't talked about it in months.

Like since really the Orlando debacle, I tried to do other shit. It's probably because you announced Eric was going to be on your show a couple of weeks back, but wasn't able to make it. So Chad doesn't listen to the show. Right. And that's why he made the Ross. Good point.

Yeah. Sorry. No, that's great point. Yeah, he tags me and stuff every now, not all the time, but every now and then I'm tagged into something. He didn't like that. Stilto did a special on compound, anything with if Anthony's not responding, he's going hard, then he tags me on it.

So thinking that I'll jump on there or, you know, I'll let Anthony know what it's like, we don't think of him. The fact that every look, our social media for compound, the emails, I'll let Anthony know what it's like, we don't think of him. The fact that every, look, our social media for compound, the emails, I mean, people are sending us stuff for all these people that are claiming to be supporters or whatever of any show of Anthony's of Kevin's, of that they're all gaslighting everybody

just to keep this going, because they're entertained by it. He seems to be the only one that Kevin's aware. It's just whether he leans into it or not. Anthony knows and Anthony will comment when he wants to. Chad jumps on everything and thinking that like these all, I'm getting all these supporters and everything on there. But it's like, Chad, I see these same names

in other chat rooms all the time. They come into the stuff, comments on compound stuff or they'll send us emails of clips of your shows that are on Patreon. And we like, what are we going to do with this shit? But we know what's going on. They send us everything. Yeah, yeah. So you're going. Most of his viewers are our hate viewers at this point. And he's not bragging about his numbers. Like, Jeetable Beatta doesn't like you, Chad. Oh, they sent me this person sent me this clip of Aaron show or what Cory's doing and this going on.

Yeah, but they've also sent it to us and they sent everybody else with just the phrasing different in the email. We all get the same stuff. It's whether you go Florida or not. So yeah, I get tagged and stuff once in a while. I was surprised to see myself in that graphic when he started all that. I've never had a problem with Chad. I was the only one who let him up at serious XM, like he couldn't get on OP and Anthony, that bottom fire wasn't even there. Like Ron and Fez didn't bend, and whenever that switch over, I mean, wasn't interested. None of

the shows wanted them in there. And I had them on my show a couple times when I was wanting them in there and I had them on my show a couple times when I was on satellite and I did his podcast when he asked and I've never ever ever talked about the guy. Isn't that great? Isn't that great? I'm just going to burn a bridge that doesn't need to be burned in for any reason. No reason whatsoever. He's like, it fucked this guy. He helped me out back in the day. And I'm sure I'll get something now, but. The only reason I started going after me to begin with was I was sticking up for a Stacey Prussman who he was shitting on.

Well, not a second though, Chrissy, that's your story. Chad story is that Kevin didn't like you and Kevin told him to not like you. That's a little bit of a chance. He said, you're the one after Chrissy's because Kevin told me not to like her. That's so sad. That's something that's so sad. That's so sad. That's something that's not what's saying. Oh shit. Wow.

All right, so this is a clip where, remember, Chad's very drunk on this show. So at a certain point, he just turns his back to the camera and you're just looking at the back of his head. And so what Kevin's been doing lately is just pulling off the show when he gets annoyed with them. So they pull him off the show for three or four, five minutes

and then they bring them back. And this is just a funny line from Kevin Brennan. When did you start drinking? And why are you turning backwards? Like, what? I thought it would be funny. Psych gag. Why do you have the worst instinct?

So you thought it'd be a good gag if you punch yourself in the eye and then lied about it? This is the show that Chad leads for. I go all in for the show that all they do is tear him and he asks the entire thing. When I just agree you go, it goes wrong. I got to say, like, I know Kevin doesn't like me or compound or anything, whatever is going on. But when we do get clips sent to us, I have noticed that like Kevin knows what he's doing. He's obviously, you know, milking this for all its worth and he should definitely. But his assessment on a lot of this is pretty spot on. Like you can say a lot

about Kevin, but the way he's been handling a lot of this, you go, his commentary goes, no, he's completely right. This is exactly what's going on and Chad will say something else. And then Kevin lets him go and just let some, give him enough rope to hang himself. And then he doesn't even come in full Kevin. He just goes, but why would we trust you, you're a liar? And then more than Kevin's screaming at him. Like Kevin knows what he's doing with it. Well, since you said that.

Kevin knows he's a low cow. Yeah, let me play you, because Chad leaves the show about an hour in, because he's wasted, and it's not going well for him. So he just leaves. And then they're just left with Ray DeVito and Bob and Kevin to talk about Chad for another hour. And this is, to your point, E-Rock,

this is Kevin breaking down, and this isn't being real, I think, what the actual relationship is between him and Chad and Mr. Yellow's company. Yeah, so it's like Chad don't even get it, but I think he does get it. He just thinks it's like it's all entertainment. It is entertainment until it takes a fucking weird turn. And then it's like, I don't even know what to make of it because I get like I said, I got so when Chad was, when Chad last week and a week before when he was got punched and then he was lying about the punch Everyone was saying like everyone was saying like you got a cut-chat loose and it's like

Okay, but then but then people then then people were like okay. What's going on with Chad? So so my hands are fucking my hands are tied It was the leaves idea in the first place to bring Chad back on and then I was like all right Well, people seem to be entertained by the show, but I'm again I'm not looking at a long-term plan with Chad It's like day by day show by show week by week because because at some point for us all you know It's some point Chad could end up in jail and so I always got to be prepared for that to you know Give him some throw some bail money.

Can you stop putting up the ones we're done with it? Stop it with the ones. Now, let me point them up. All right. The last comment there from Bob, they said, let's put up a vote. If you want us to put Chad down, put one, if you want us to keep him out alive, put two and everyone's putting one into the chair. That's what I think of, too.

That's why I think him staying on MLC is good for him because he honestly, he seems like someone who considers unaliving themselves. I say that with no joke at all. I worry about him in that way when I do think of him. I'm like, okay, he should probably see somebody. Because... Well, everyone's telling him that.

Everyone is bad. I was doing it. Ray DeVito's telling him that. Like, everyone's going going on? This is the latest thing like you really need to talk to someone. This is social, pathic behavior. This is crazy. And change is like, yeah, look at all the attention I'm getting. It's not positive attention. None of this, the other of us. The other day, we're doing Anthony show and the phone starts lighting up. And they're saying, there, Iraq. I was. Yeah, apparently I'm lighting up. And they're saying, I was.

Yeah, apparently I'm never there. So we're doing the show. The phones are lighting up and people are saying that, I guess Chad was doing a stream because he wasn't allowed on Kevin show. Kevin's doing a stream. So Chad's talking about Kevin and then he's talking about Anthony. Then Kevin starts calling in. I guess he talked to Garrett.

He was trying to get on the air. I saw that. Or just to find out what Anthony was talking about. So that's going on and now Anthony's live. So at one point, you have this show talking about this show talking about this show, talking back about this show, but none of the three shows are talking to each other. It's just going on. And I'm sitting there and just go, this is really ridiculous.

Iraq, I ain't gonna buy another monitor. I'm like, I've got to watch seven shows at once. Fuck, yeah. I'm gonna have to control room over here. And then I saw a card of complaining because he didn't get online on time to stream everybody else's thing because that's I think this is a new thing. Now where it's like, I need to have four shows streaming at the same time, online my feed. Yeah.

But it's just, I get why the audience likes it. I fully understand. It's just gotten to ridiculous why the audience likes it. I fully understand. It's just gotten to ridiculous proportions. There was a new trend going on. I saw this with nobody likes onions, the Patrick Melton guy, where now what people are doing, rather than like pull clips, that's a lot of work. You know, I have clips and notes. Now what they're doing is they're just watching a show live.

So you're watching someone watch a show live and the audience competing with each other. You can't really pay attention to either one thing. And anytime, I don't know. People seem to like it. What do I know? I'm sure that's like the rest of this. I'm sure the audience in one one chat room for one show is the same audience that's in the other shows chat room. And they're just feeding stuff back and forth to keep the place. I think that's true to a pretty large degree. There was a super chat on here from Myloss Interest that said Chad's act has jumped the mud shark. That was pretty far.

And then so again, they kicked Chad, they bring him back. Look at how fucking annoying Chad Zumaq is. Adam, thanks so much for showing Kevin how to like exit people. It's so annoying. Wow, come up from a guy who fake this own death and got caught. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and a half hours of talking about me, Ray, you're welcome. That's all folks. Jesus Christ, get on Chad. So basically what's going on here is that Chad's being told, again, this is the whole theme that we're going to see throughout all of this is that Chad's being told news

from people who want to get a reaction out of them. This is another parallel to Stuttering John where John's like, hey, they're talking about my kids right now. You know, it's like people just wanna get a reaction out of them. Yeah, everyone's just dangling keys. Yes, everyone's dangling keys in front of Chad. And he's reacting to everything. And he's telling Rey to veto what Rey to Vio does.

And Rey's like, what are you talking about? I don't know, I don't know where you're getting this information. So why is he mad? He's mad at what? Yeah, what do you mad at? He's eat. Rey, your whole, whatever's going on right now is about me and with your life.

Yeah, you're walking fucking trainwreck and it's entertaining. No, I'm making it right. Right. Fucking man. Shut up. Ray, did you get gout to copy Chad? Cause he got the odds. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I did. I got gout to copy Chad. It looked like you did. It looked like you got gout. So you got a hospital just like your your your hero I did. I got go to copy Chad. It looked like you did. It looked like you got gout. So you got a hospital just like your hero Chad did. And it's a fat man's disease. Am I right? So yeah, I'm really trying to copy Chad.

Oh, God. I'm trying to fucking do it. And if you watch any of my stream chat, I don't, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I like to hear your nonsense. And annoying. So I don't watch. I don't watch.

I don't watch. don't know what you're doing. Oh, from what I'm not watching, nothing you do. Nothing. Nothing. But people tell me what you do. They tell me. They're like, Chad, listen to this. I've known you for over 20 years.

There's nothing you can, why would I watch you? What do you, what's your magic? Who do you watch? I'm like, you're mad at me. You haven't seen me, but yeah, you're fucking mad at me. Because people tell you, how do you do your whole show on me. They say you do your whole show on me and I watch other than Jim Florence and take a shit. What do you watch? Clay Travis. I there's a lot of like quite Travis and I watch other people and I listen to other people

I don't listen to podcasts you are you listen to the 10-year mad guy or nothing but you're mad at me. All right. That's you're going to go live tonight. What's your topic? Me? See, this is Chad being such a child. He's upset, but he doesn't know what he's upset about because all he wanted was attention. He's he was crazy for attention. Like, I'm going to do this crazy shit and go online to 4 a.m. and my black guy and he doesn't attention. Then he gets attention. He's like, what are you guys talking about me? What do you want? He's like a drunk chick, like a feminist chick with like a wears short dresses. Like gets

upset when people pay attention to her, but like does everything to bring attention to them. He's up here. I keep craving my ass to take you of like 10. That's how I dance. Kevin and Bob are like mom and dad and these are the two teenage boys fighting in the back of the car. Y'all love it. Oh my God. It's insane because this whole thing where chance like all you do is talk about me

and raise like that's not true. I don't just talk about you. Yes, you do. That's what people told me. That's what they say. And I don't fact check. I just take it. Just a good. He doesn't

watch us sucking up. It has no idea what's going on. All right. And then of course, Cardiff gets brought up. There's a lot of talk of the potato. In this episode, he's really put himself into the chat verse in a big way. Move on. You're better than the potato. You're growing. He's really not. He's saying to us. I've just said that potato is going better than him. It better than everybody. No, he's not. Potato is looking at his numbers. Look at the potatoes numbers and tell me he's not doing well.

What numbers? I don't know. I don't watch him. He hasn't worked anything, but he's angry. Because he's talking about it. Because people keep telling. I think thanks, Patrick's Day. All right, of course they have to interrupt that.

This is my point where that're then coming interrupts this conversation reading a super chat, which is annoying, but. So yeah, actually, Carter does have better numbers than Chad. By the way, I just want to point that out. More people are watching his videos. More people are subscribed to his channel. Chad's, I don't know that. Well, we all do.

It's very easy to look at. What are numbers? What does that even mean? Numbers, well, it means more people. Numbers are us. Yeah. All right. It's interesting that he doesn't get upset that none of them are taking his side. Like he plays it off whatever for the show. But if it's set online to him, yeah, he has a complete meltdown and he needs like a blood vendetta against all of these people

because you didn't believe what I said or you're making fun of me or whatever you're commenting on him. But Bob never isn't shitting on Chad but never takes his side on anything and always points out what it seemed to be factual. Yes. And Chad doesn't react, but everyone else does it

and he loses his shit. Because this is all he has. Like, unfortunately, these are, you know, his only friends. This is called selective outrage is what this is. Yes. And it couldn't be more blatant because if you, if, if me or Aaron bring up Chad like one time, like a little off comment, he will go on his emergency livestream or MLC and shout about it for 40 minutes. Meanwhile, Kevin

has gotten in so many shots at Chad. With the 10 minutes, there's 50 shots are hilarious and Changesits are and goes, yeah, but I love you, Kevin. Okay. Emergency podcast. Kevin called me a liar eight times. So now they're talking about the same Patrick say they want to have someone who's Irish on the show and who better than Adam Hughes Hughesy and it's just hilarious because this is a drunk Chad just Doing what drunk Chad's do Why don't you get dummy Hughesy on if he's Irish? Billy Irish

Billy Irish. It's a real bitch. All right. So then they ask Ray if he really does talk about Chad for four hours a day. What's your take on your obsession with Chad? Yeah. Oh, I had a card of fun and Cardiff has like got a private investigator that I'm the case and he knows everything, the ins and outs of what happened

and he's gonna interview the puncher tonight. So it's a loser with a filter. You look like fools when he talks to this guy. He's a loser with a filter who's a cop. What? He has a filter. A loser. Oh, is that really a potato?

Yeah, I know. It's kind of funny things going on here. First off. Shad did kind of show. Yeah, remember Cardiff was the one person who made Chad look normal and likeable for a second. Yeah, and now Chad's going I can't believe you guys are talking to Cardiff Placino platform Tim And then he shows up to live events. He's wearing a spider-man mask Can you guys are pretend like he's like a real guy? Get the fuck outta here.

You guys should be embarrassed, Bob. We should be embarrassed? Yeah. Oh, so he's gonna explain what real means? I wanna point out, the poster behind him, the zoom-oxet down thing, brutal honesty, is the tagline of his show. He's the one keeping it real.

Remember, that was like his big thing. Everyone else is a kumiakaka cock who's cucking it up. Meanwhile, chance the only one who's lying about everything all the time. Yep. Brutal honesty. I don't think you know what brutal means. You should be called the opposite of.

A, a, Ray, not, well, then you do an interview with the potato or the corn guy. Yeah, I try to be cool with this guy, but I go, I realize he was a creep. So I'm like, all right, you did the corn. You did the corn. Come over here you come ever you call a guy creep That's really fun and I cut it off. I cut it off. I like we're done with this fork this fake bullshit The guy real person the guy who changes black high story every day. I know Kevin Brennan

I know that's his real name Kevin Brennan and that's his face It's so embarrassing at this point for Chad. He's making a fool of himself. Every second he's online, he's making a fool of himself. He does, I don't think he realizes that. It's not a bright guy. It's part of the problem. Never pays the bills.

I'm keeping you guys away. Are you guys, can you hang for a little while longer? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. OK, gone. Because we have a few more things to get to. This is Ray snapping a Chad again I love this back and forth between Ray and Chad. We're just covering all this

Part of fucking podcast drama so yeah, and by the way Chad all it does is help you out you fucking on grateful son of a bitch Oh, and if you listen to the shit. I don't talk shit about you. I don't listen to it. I don't listen to I get reports Report, everybody Zen producer everybody sends you shit Ray I don't want to give you one views that's why I won't not Do that time he gets mad. I got read his super chat. He's in time out. All right, I've got to get sense again, Chad. Get out of here. That's an old O and A bit. It is. Yeah. Hang it up on him mid sentence. It's good. It works. It does. The time was classic. Um, I didn't really know

much about Ray DeVito until all this was going on. I knew he was a comic, but I'd never had seen him or heard any of his stuff. What is the problem? Were they friends and they're not friends anymore between Ray and Chad? Let me do my Chad impression. We were never friends. They're both from Cleveland. They got, they started doing standup comedy together. Okay. So they've known each other forever. Yeah, for over 20 years, according to Chad and Ray, but Chad says they were never friends for whatever reason he's saying that. I never listened to your stuff.

Yeah, by the way, this is another parallel with Southern Jenna, who I'd like to point out these parallels, is this idea that he gets all of his information second hand. Yeah, his team. His team is, yeah, Zen producer. You don't even know this person, they just internet people, Chad. Yeah, he's so hung team is, yeah, Zen producer. What you don't even know this person. He just internet people. Chad. He's so hung up on people who are fake and who like, he never was producer. Chrissy. You know, all with these people, they've heard their voice. It's like

they just they're just beloved Chatters as they are. They love a chatter. Yeah. All right. So now Bob's going to try to make sense of this and then Ray goes off again So basically Ray does the show like who is he's podcast they talk about Ray the whole He has no topics nothing like Listen if you would have listened to people who said they had a lot of fucking topics to talk about. They said you fucking find me. It's me. It's me. That's all you talk about. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Talk about something else. You would never get hired by Compound Media. E-Rock doesn't like your topics.

And now name five topics, name five topics that you talk about Chad about. He just thinks everybody wants to get hired by Compound Media. It's all projection because that's all he ever wanted. Correct. Good point. Yeah. So Chad doesn't know what he's talking about at all. He's wildly ill informed. I did raise show. And Ray was like, he wanted to talk about what was going on in the NBA. He wanted to talk about the Chris Rock special. He had topics.

We talked about topics. He doesn't do a show like Mr. Lo's company, just reacting to the chat. And so when Chad makes one of the people for things that he's wrong about, it's not a good angle. Like he tried to goof on the isotops. We've been a band for over 20 years, and lo and behold, we are not the biggest rock stars on the planet, therefore we failed and it's over.

But the thing is, is that we play instrumental rock music. We weren't trying to be the biggest rock stars on the planet. Obviously. And the fact that we've been a band for over 20 years, the only thing Chaz done for over 20 years is Drake. And Lime. Yeah. So I mean, I don't know who he thinks he's making fun of,

but it's a similar thing with Stuttering John used to do too, is they have all the wrong angles because they don't do any of the research. They don't know what's going on. And so he's going after Rae DeVito, who has like all these shows he's doing now. He's like, all you do is talk about me. He's like, well, these people are sending you

those clips so that you'll react in this exact manner. So you'll make this look at it. And again, it's really a successful person is not going to punch down on Raid DeVito. Like somebody who, you know what I mean? It's like, okay. I'm trying to say Chrissy. We can do some shots on Raid DeVito right now.

No, no, it's just like, why would you? Like, you can see where these people are at. Like, why do you need to bag on him? Yeah. So in this next clip, they're talking about how when Rey came on WATP, he complimented Chad and said, you know, Chad was actually a really big deal in Cleveland. The Alan Cock show was a big deal and everyone knew who he was.

And so Ray's trying to explain to Chad, like, dude, I'm just taking up for you everywhere I go. Ray, duh. Ray's telling up Chad and Cleveland was great. Thank you. Yeah, I complimented you. Said you were a big deal and fucking Cleveland, you idiot. I don't listen.

So what'd you say? A big deal in Cleveland. That's a compliment. I was saying for my face. fucking Cleveland you idiot. Where I don't listen. So what'd you say? A big dad Cleveland. That's a compliment. Say in front of my face. I said you were a big deal. Then on the Alan Cox show, you were fucking on top of the world. You were a fucking.

I'm on top of the world right now, Ray. I'm making more money than I ever have. You seem very happy. You do. M.O.C. is way bigger than Alan Cox show. I watch Alan Cox shows you two numbers. It's like 237. Right now we're almost a thousand.

So this show is bigger than terrestrial radio. No, it's not. It's not. This is the thing, Eric, I'm glad that you're here because I wanted to point this out to dummy Chad. He goes, I saw a video of their show that only had 200 views on YouTube. Our show is a thousand right now,

therefore our show's bigger. YouTube isn't the main medium for the Alan Cox show, and also I have to say, while a thousand live viewers is impressive and definitely they've been growing this show, that's not a ton of reach because the way their model is, they do the show live, then they immediately take it down. So those 1,000 views or 1,500 views,

and all they're gonna get. There's no chance of anybody, you know, the algorithm picking it up and people accidentally finding it in the side bars or, or suggested because you looked at this, hey, you want to check out this episode. I don't understand that model, but it seems to be, yeah, it's kind of like how Anthony's behind the paywall. He would have hundreds of thousands of views if he did a show on you too. That's a little different though. That's because the content he wants to do won't fly on a lot of those things.

That's different. Yeah, that's probably how that is also true. Yeah, but so they take their stuff down right away. So people, they hear word of mouth online. It's like, oh, I can't even check it out. Oh, it's not there. You have to pay for the thing. Iraq, I'm not even making this up.

Chad has heard by more people on W ATP than he's heard on MLC. I've not even making that up. It's, uh, I don't doubt that. And you seem to be a guy on the internet. So it has to be factual. So I'll talk about it. So it must be true. Fun fact.

But even with, uh, even with terrestrial radio, as much as that industry is in the shit right now, people still, I'll have the radio on and that Alan Cox guy has been in that market forever. So there's people that will just listen to him out of routine for all these years, whether they like the show or not. His audience online, I mean, on the air and streaming online is still bigger than anything that they're putting on YouTube. Yes.

Because they're an older show. Their demographic is not really for the YouTube stuff. It was a younger show. They'd be focusing more on all of that stuff. What the heck? Eric, I can't believe Chad, who always talks about how he's a radio guy, he understands radio. I can't believe he doesn't understand that way more people listen to the Alan Cox show than

the thousand people who are watching him on YouTube. He should know that. A thousand people is not a big enough audience to be like, we're the biggest show in the world right now. It's like, no, don't even call it up. He probably does, but it's all carnival barking. It's all wrestling. You mean Chad probably knows, yeah.

No, wow, he's also drunk and stupid. All right, so this is where it gets really embarrassing for Chad. He pulls one of my favorite moves that he does. For right. Are you getting more hits that you're on the Chad Zuma gravy train? I'm doing it right now. Yeah, yeah.

No, he's a, yeah, he's a hot topic, man. Talk about Tom Cassie the whole time. We see how many views you get. Kevin, he's not a train wreck like you. I need someone to be a train wreck a train wreck doesn't make money like I do Kevin get your camera and take a picture of this I just did Chad is great sober awful when he's drunk I agree He's taking his first son Ohio podcasting If you lick her out of the fucking girls

That makes a range had his two Loaded with cash I got a hundred dollars make it sprinkle It's so it's so embarrassed I thought he's gonna grab orange juice to prove that he wasn't drunk I like how he's dropping it then quickly going over to the table and dropping again like he has a stack like it's all coming down It's the same to yeah, imagine trying to prove that you're not poor by grabbing a hundred dollars and prove that you're not poor by grabbing $100 cash. It's showing that to the camera. I keep it real like that. It's so important to him that I've noticed in some of these books where it's so important that he justifies this.

And I don't know why. Like that doesn't come into play with the rest of the story of everything going on, but he brings that in. I'm making more money. Like that seems to be some sort of validation for him that I'm making more money. I'm doing all this some sort of validation for him that I'm making more money. You, I'm doing all this now. At this exact moment, maybe you are.

You're making a lot of money off the super chat stuff, but overall, who knows? Who knows where this is going to land? This has been my experience in life, and I know everything there is to know. Anyone who brags about money does not have a lot of money. I have friends who are millionaires, and they do not talk about money.

People who have money don't talk about money. That's how they do money. That's how they do money kind of mentality or unknow-one mentality. There's a certain type of rich. There's a word I can't use. It's a certain type of rich that's the chat. Is it the hard-hearted?

Is that what it means? He's a retard rich. Sorry, Chrissy, go ahead. No, it's Iki to talk about money and like, it's not coming up organically, but he like forces the issue. Well, also, there's a lot of people making a lot of money right now.

So Chad finally has like a thousand people watch one of his videos and he's acting like he's a multi-million. He's ready to retire. Yeah, it's like, can I, I'm also on YouTube. I know how much money you're making. It's not that great. You're not buying a house in my neighborhood like you said. I'm also on YouTube. I know how much money you're making. It's not that great. You're not buying a house in my neighborhood like you said. I'm carried to you that.

So now they bring up the Jussie smallette comparison and Chad takes this very personally. I don't know why. You should have known this would have come up when he came up with that story. It was pretty obvious. Chad, see if you can do a podcast with Josie Smollett. That one, I've watched that more than before,

I'd watch a potato with a puncher. Yeah. They would just identify with each other like me too. I totally identify with you. Pretty funny, right? Run. Josie Smollett would be like, why don't you try that thing that news around your neck?

That worked for me. I literally got punched in the eye, period. Yeah. I'm not buying that at all. I don't think he was ever punched in the eye. That's the thing when you lie about everything constantly, even if something happens, that's true. No one will believe you.

But I honestly, I would bet a lot of money that he was never punched in the eye only because he said it so many times. It's a fact and he's not lying. And that's his tell. When he says, no, this is true. This is the one thing that's true. It's like, well, that's also not true to that.

I actually really like that there's two theories out there that I really like. I like the bicycle accident theory because that would get the grease of his chain fell off. But I also like the theory of stealing catalytic converters. And maybe- Those are both anthony's, yeah. Yeah, and maybe he did, well, actually the catalytic converter

was a caller that called into Anthony's show. Oh, you're right, yeah. You know what, there's actually been a lot of, Catholic converters being robbed in this area of Tampa. This has been like a news thing. And the idea that he has some type of power tool, he's trying to cut metal and a scrap of metal would get in his eye,

because he's not wearing goggles. And that's why it swelled up like that. I can see that for sure. That makes a lot of sense. A lot more sense than him picking up food at the bar and mouthing out to someone. And someone recognizing them. That was the dumbest.

In that whole exchange, you know, Kevin, you know, is very low key energy attacking him, but it's pretty brutal what Kevin is saying. Chad just kind of sidesteps that and then shits on Ray. Like, he's a target, but he will never, well, if you want to hit up in that case, it's like, he'll never go after Kevin and he'll never go after Bob. Right. Right. Whereas Brett is buttered.

All right. This is an example of how mean of a drunk chat is like drinking is not good for him. It doesn't mix well with his chemistry. You know what the difference between me is I don't kiss up the super chatters like there's a guy Vinny Cash I shit all over him because he's a piece of shit. He's a great guy. He gives me a hundred dollars So get fuck that dude fuck I'm not that guy used to said he was he was the greatest guy ever

Yeah, I turn out he's a fucking he's a I hung out with the guy and fucking Nevada He's a call out to my show, he was a great guy. He had a fucking limo. We're just living it up. I want to point out that Kevin's not liking this because this is how Kevin makes his money, especially people who donate a lot of money, $100 at a time, and Chad's calling them cons and stuff.

And Kevin's going like, What are you doing, man? You're born on my spot. Yeah, because he buys his friends. He's a loser. He didn't buy me. He bought you a ride. He bought me a ride. You're a door. I already had a's a little bit by me. Oh, he'll cut a line. He bought you Bob. He bought me a ride to the gig.

You're a door. I already had a limo coming to get me. And I said, bring it because he's got a limo. So I'm just trying to get a limo. Vinnie, don't ever, hey, listen, Vinnie, if you're watching, don't give me a fucking hundred. I don't give a shit. Fuck you.

Ansook City. Fuck you. Suck my dick. Are we gonna talk like this on the show? Yeah, I mean, what the fuck? This is kids are home from school now. No wonder why you're not on the Ellen Cox show anymore. Oh, no.

No, no. Huh. I'm never offended. I'm never mad. Why would you tell the people who are donating money to the show and they go suck your dick? Those are your enemies, Chad. Why are you so upset with that?

And then the same. And then like two seconds later, brag about how much money he has because everyone's talking about him. Right. His idea of reverse psychology is just flat out psychology and projection. It's like, I'm going to say this and they're going to go for it. No, you just admitted to something and you're not hiding. Like, it's right there, you just said, everything that everyone says to you, you're saying to that other person.

Yes. He's just a mean drunk though. You can see this. It's not a guy that you want to hang out with. When he says he gets in bar fights, like, yeah, that's sorry, it checks out. For sure. All right, so this is kind of fun because he's got that poster behind him of his stupid face. And so they say to him, like, hey, maybe you you should draw black eye on the poster so that it matches you Hey, we'll give you 20 dollars if you can put a black eye on the picture behind you Do it right now do it Because it might not you Raised bread 49 that therapist is a silly Melfi chat as borderline personality disorder can't be treated

therapeutically or pharmaceutical. He just fucked up his poster. No, but that's more like what he looks like. Look at the frustration. Mario Bosco beat chat up case closed. That would not be funny. Mario Bosco is shout out case close. Wouldn't that be funny? Mario Bosco's a little person. So what's really funny about this? Oh, I should also give shout out to Bob Lee,

if you weren't as coming at the Carlson shirt. Well done, Bob. And shout out to John Marlow, who's been sending me all these videos that are behind the paywall and everything. Thank you very much for all the work that you do, sir. And sending me time stamps, help me with this. It's really appreciated. So Chad blackened the wrong eye.

That's how stupid he gets. Yeah, I was wondering. Yeah. Fucking idiot. Now, Chad leaves the show and Ray DeVito has a very funny joke about this poster. Did you think when Chad wakes up, he's going to look at his poster, see it as a block and it's like, shit, he punched my poster, too. Yeah, I think he threw it at his poster. See it as a block. I was like, shit, he punched my poster, too.

This guy never quits. He's gonna be a cockser everywhere. They're relentless. It's hysterical. So you don't need Chad out the show. You're just gonna punch him. It's fine. He's his poster. Now everybody's Chad poster. What's the new guy that he third Mike on the show? It'd be funnier. Like a big cardboard cutout that just kind of floats there.

Oh, it should be a filter. There should be a Chad filter so we can all be Chad. That'd be fun. All right, listen to this back and forth between Chad and Ray here and you guys are talking about projecting. I always like it when people are pathological liars. Assume that everyone else is lying too. He's a ratings maker. He is what he did to Ray show.

Ray never had those numbers ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would call from W ATP. Ray, let me ask you something. You didn't have that numbers. I see the numbers all the time. You didn't have that numbers. I see the numbers all the time. You didn't have over 2000. It goes to the bottom of the accounting office for the Shuley network.

Right, let me ask you this. Do you think, honestly, and don't lie, don't you fucking lie right now? Oh, no. You're telling telling lie. You're telling telling lie. That's a lie, so. Yeah.

Do you think SteelTose tolerate lying? I'll tolerate a lot. We won't tolerate a lot. Do you think steel toes funny? You know, and don't lie. Be honest. Do you think he's funny? What an asshole. Wow. This is what this is what unsuccessful people do. They go, I can't I can't compete with numbers. I can't compete with income. I can't compete with with numbers, I can't compete with income, I can't compete with Facts. The achievement facts.

Oh, so all he has is saying that's not, that person's not funny, which is a completely subjective. Well, one person who thinks that Chad is funny. Right. He's never who tries before. I mean, at stage at his comedy show, what's he trying to be funny? But it's the one thing you can't be like, look, here are the numbers. Here's the proof.

Here's literally the exact reason why everyone's kicking your ass, except for being funny. So this is the last clip I have from this MLC episode talking about putting Chad down. I would love to just do whatever the fuck I want. Get drunk all at any time I wanted to. And it fucking and still credit cards. I would love to live that life. Yeah, but Chad is like a dog that'll eat fucking papers. He'll shit man house, but what are you gonna do?

Put them down, like we can't put them down. You know, we gotta put a person down. I'm just saying, it's like, what do you know? That would do high numbers that we put Chad down. So Adam call this episode, put Chad down. put Chad down. Adam call this episode put Chad down. Then it's the name of the episode. Put Chad down. Very funny.

I've never seen anything like this where someone bullies people into bullying him back. Yes. It's amazing. I think it's upset about it when he gets bullied back. I think he's trying to like mimic like, uh, and that'd be like a psychologist, but he's a very, but his inner child is so damaged. I think the only way he knows how to get attention is negatively and the way he's used to getting attention is negatively. So it's almost like all he knows how to do is act up and then someone either reprimanding you or responding negatively is your attention. So that's how he feels seen. is, is uh, like, act up, right? And then someone either reprimanding you or responding negatively is your attention.

So that's like how he feels seen, or that's how he was. And then he justifies it out loud. So that voice in his head that's going, yeah, but your numbers are up and people are paying attention and you're doing really well. He says that out loud over and over again, because he's trying to convince himself.

This is great, right? This is all going great. Chad, this is your voice. No, it's not. He says winning a lot. Yes, he does. He talks about, it spins this into winning, being caught while I multiple times.

Yeah. And not like a fun lie. It'd be one thing if it was a fun lie, but he's accusing Anthony of hiring goons and he's accusing Aaron of hiring goons. I heard goons. Fowlies. He's easy, I don't understand.

When you just do translate everything into the complete opposite and that is what he actually means. And he's saying he's winning, he knows he's easy. I don't understand when you just do translate everything into the complete opposite and that is what he actually means And he say he's winning. He knows he's losing When he says kumiakak's he means like oh, they're they're doing great and I'm jealous All I want to do is be close to them and be friends with them and etc So real quick. I just have a couple things I want to play from this emergency broadcast that he did on Wednesday And I guess he did one again today because I put up a series of three videos this morning, a three-part trilogy about Chad's second lie

to cover up the first lie that's even more ridiculous than the first lie, completely unbelievable. And so Chad is bragging about how well he's doing. This video that I'm gonna show you has like 2,700 views, It went up four days ago. My videos that I put up this morning already have over 10,000 views. So props to Chad for trying to benefit off this,

like Southern John could never do, but still people who are talking about Chad get way more attention than Chad himself, which means you're losing at this. Pretty obvious. But all right, let's see this humble brag here from Chadwick. And that's another thing. You're always calling me homeless man. I've, I've never not had a home.

Is he going to sprinkle the little houses from monopoly? We're not the Frank right there. We've been homeless. Okay. Props to you. I guess here's my race car. Here's my humble dad. Right. I've been living here for three years Three and Tampa in a three bedroom or a two-bedroom play One of the bedrooms has a sink in it a dishwasher I

Three better if I slept in the bathtub does that count as a bedroom? Can I buy a home right now? Yeah easily? I could buy a home next to yours I have money in the bank and I could get alone. I could go buy a home anytime. I want it I don't want to I don't want to be a home owner. I don't like home maintenance. I don't want to do any of it I don't know how to do anything and get my neighbor to hang a fucking mirror for me and she's a lady Wow, I never wanted to learn anything. I don't know how to do anything. I get my neighbor to hang a fucking mirror for me and she's a lady. Wow. I never wanted to learn anything. I don't care about anything. I don't want that.

I can buy a home and Rochester right next to Carl right now if I wanted to, but I choose not to. I owned a condo on Lake Erie when I lived in Cleveland and I sold it. Oh my God. And I hated owning it. Okay. You're really a stuttering job. John thought he was gonna live in my neighborhood because he was gonna sue me out of my house.

Yeah. Chad thinks he can buy a house in my neighborhood. And do you know how I know that he can't afford a house in my neighborhood? Because he said that he could. That's how I got that. Yeah, it's opposite day. Can you get alone if you've been convicted

of credit card fraud? Can you get alone if you have the worst credit history possible? I doubt it. Not a mortgage. Probably not. We learned that in 2008, not to give people like Chad mortgages. All right. So this is the narrative car.

I wish I'm the past. All right. So this is the other thing that Chad's always been doing is he's never there yet, but he will be soon. So if you'll remember back in December, and he was very manic near the end of December, but he was going to be sober and all of 2023. He was going to get in a shape. He was going to build his YouTube channel. All these great things were going to happen.

Now, some of those things have already fallen off, as we've seen. But he's gonna get there and he swear it's gonna happen. Like I said, I started this January 1st. And am I learning? Is it where I want it to be? No, but it will be. It's gonna get really creative,

because I have a creative mind. I think outside the box, I don't just copy what everyone else does like you. And that, come on. I, so he goes, I don't copy whatever else does and it starts playing a clip that he's gonna comment on. Very creative, Chad. No one else has thought of that. Good job. Also, when I picture like a, I picture a 10 year old boy anytime Chad is talking and it makes it, you can understand him better. Yeah. Oh, wait until I'm an adult, I'm going to play in the NBA and I'm going to be Superman. Like, yes, you are. Chad.

Yeah, that's so hard. It sucks. I'm going to be sober and skinny and successful. Are you, Chad Chad? Are you all right? Well, if I were a betting man and I am. All right. Last clip. Go ahead. No, I was going to say I like how last week you played that clip that was sent to us of him shitting on opian Anthony and it's like he was trying to curry opi's favor for so long to get him to be on, you know, on his side or come on the show or whatever. And then like apparently there's one or two other clips.

I haven't seen them yet, but I was told there's one or two other clips where he's still shitting on both Anthony and Opie. It's like just because you're behind the Patreon doesn't mean people aren't going to find out about this. So you can't say, yeah, I mean, you know, we're, thank you for supporting me. He believes me. I love OP, whatever. And then you're shitting on the guy behind your paywall.

Yeah, no one's going to clip that and send it out. I'm sure if it was sent, we got the first one, but you didn't get the other one. I'm sure OP's got him too. I'm sure OP already knows. Wow. And based on his recent clips, OP's not falling for it. E-Ryck, there's one thing I know aboutpie is that if you talk shit about him, he'll forgive you and wanna have a really, oh no, actually,

it's just the opposite. It's him, you should not Opie, it's over. You are done. There's no chance you'll ever talk to that guy. Holy shit, one thing that we haven't played on here is Opie's doing this new thing, which is interesting. I think Opie's seeing how much fun everyone's having and he's like, I wanna get it on this.

So instead of just Ranting in front of the Sunrise He's actually sending out the Streamyard Lincoln letting people come on his show and talk to him and corn diff came on his show You need a whole conversation with corn diff that was pretty entertaining actually I'm like, hey, it's a like him. Yeah, that's why be the new thing that you want to do Well, wait, why is he jealous of everyone else's fun? He's always saying how much fun he's fucking happy. This is the best time he's ever had.

Yeah, he's not doing a show like everybody else. He's doing something completely different. So he's, he's in his own world. So he should be okay. You're right. Did you hear my comment on this? I want to hear what you think about it. When OP, like you can zoom in on any part, any era

of OP's career. And it always tell you that, yeah, you can zoom in on any part, any era of OP's career. And I always tell you that, yeah, I wasn't having fun then, but I am now. That wasn't a fun time, but now I'm having fun. It's like, I don't believe you. That is a go-to for him. When he got the afternoon show, after the OP and Jim split up,

couple weeks into that. I'm having more fun now when he had Carl and Vic and in Sharadaround. I'm having more fun now than I did in 30 years doing radio. And you know what that is? That's like you're trying to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. That's how women talk when they know that their ex is still watching them, but they want to make it seem like

I'm better off now. I don't even think of you. My new boyfriend's so much hotter and he is a bigger dick. And it's a cop. He was another one that started off the year that he was going to do all this different stuff. He was never going to talk about the open Anthony show, yeah, whatever. And now that's all that it is.

Every clip on there is what Jim Dorn's the worst person ever and say, Robert's going to even dick. I was like, all right, I'll be. I mean, you might want to move on. He does have the beer show. We haven't talked about episode three yet, but he did do a, an episode three of the beer show. But before he is a bit brave, by the way, I'll point this out.

I saw a clip recently where he was really going in on Norton. Jim has never mentioned OP once. Like when he's been on with Anthony or if people have asked him about, he just said, no, we don't talk. I don't want it. Like he just says that and Anthony or people have asked him about it. He just said no, we don't talk I don't like he just says that and then moves on never acknowledges it Jim has never said anything and This most recent clip that he put out it's almost like he's daring Jim to do something Yeah, and Jim is smart. He's not gonna fall for it But if that ever gets to a point where Jim goes, fuck it, I'm done.

You saw Jim freak out when a piece of furniture fell on his foot during the studio, when they were rebuilding the studio, he lost his shit, he went after callers, he went after celebrities and not giving a fuck about all this stuff. He went as much as he talks about how much he loves a cream abdulled your bar.

He was shitting all over the lady that was in the studio trying to control the interview to her face while he was there. If you push him enough, he's going to obliterate Opie and it's not going to happen, but this new fake bravery, like I'm going to I dare you to come and say stuff to me. Isn't going to pay off in the long run if he keeps at it with this. It would be great if Jim did say something. If he finally reached the break. Wasn't that how Shouli was and he was finally was like, fuck it. I'm going to talk about Stuttering John.

Shouli would not talk about Stuttering John in my show. And then finally, John said enough things. He's like, okay, motherfucker, gloves are off. gloves are off. And how did that work out? How did that work out? How John's off the internet and tweeting lies about where he's moving to. So, muttering Jay and other scoop, John's tweeting that he's moving to New Mexico

at a five bedroom house, which doesn't make any sense. He's making more money than all of us. Yeah, he's a lonely guy when he needs a five bedroom house in New Mexico. And obviously, and of course it was because what we discovered, there's a very liable source. John is put in a conditional offer on a home in Florida on the Gulf Coast.

Senator John is retiring to Florida, everybody. Wow. Yeah, that should be the move. No, I believe that. I think he is. I think he's moving to Florida. He's definitely getting the howl out of Kenoga Park. Did you see he put out a tweet?

And this is, I call it his, John Candy from Plains, Tra Trains and Automobiles moment where Steve Martin just had enough and lays into him and then John Candy does the sob story like, look, I'm a decent guy. I keep my family loved that. So he put out this tweet the other day. It says, the war on meat, this is from Southern John by the way, the war on me is so profound and ridiculous, I get it. You don't like me. Move on with your life. If I am your primary focus, if I live that much in your brain, it says a lot more about

you than it does about me. And this was in the midst of posts where he's just bragging about all these articles and press clippings that he has about him being famous and then bragging about the house move and then bragging about it. That his show was coming, but there's just one sad sack moment that just showed up in the middle of all of this. Eric, I read that. I think that's a truth.

I read that tweet. I put my head down. I started kicking stones. I was like, Oh, gee. Oh, sucks. Oh, man. He really, he really got me with that one, Dara. Yeah.

All right, last cup I want to play from this emergency broadcast of Kumi's Cox because the one thing that I've talked about for months now is when is Chad going to try to be funny? He keeps saying that like people come and recognize it, I'm great and I get all these fans because you guys talk about me and then they come over to do it with my show and they love it.

So finally, there's a moment in here where Chad tries to be funny. And I'm not even good at judge. I'll let everybody else do the judging. So what he's doing here is he spoofing this thing that Aaron Imholt does when he's trying to raise funds at the end of each episode. And so Chad's gonna have some fun with that. Ooh, let's go everybody. You guys wanna have some fun?

Do you wanna jump on the fun-trained? I think it's time. I think it's time for the fucking fun-trained. Yeah! Woo! Fun-trained, yeah. Aaron, I'm hope. Is it douchebag?

He sucks. He backs for he sucks he backs for money he backs for money he backs he says he's a good guy he's proved time and time again he's a piece of shit he is a beggar Paul some self in he backer. I call him swear words. Yeah. Hi, train. This is so bad. All you have to do is take Aaron's name out of it and it's all projection again. It's all. Oh my god.

That's funny because we're laughing. So chance going to see this and be like, see, they think it's funny. It's like a bear is for you, dude. I think it's funny. It's like a bear is for you to make things. I'm trying to grab mother. What if it? How is it getting the best of another guy another show when you just start adapting their element? Like if you're goofing on it one time, like that's the joke and you made your point. But when you're including all of this stuff, like whatever they're doing is now going

to be part of my show, it's like, oh my God, what is happening? He doesn't copy people, don't. He's got creative mind. Yeah, he's got creative mind. Everyone else is copying everybody else. Remember that. Oh, okay. I'm misunderstood.

This is some serious. This is some serious manic energy. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I'm not a psychologist, but if I was watching, if I was. A lot of frustration, a lot of pent up anger. Yeah. not everybody yeah

Jerry Fogo has a better headline and he's better to kids than you are Oh He just said that Aaron Imhold is worse than a pedophile. A serial pedophile. Pretty good joke. Yeah, that'll hold up. You. That's gonna work well.

Maybe the jokes are coming in 2024. That's right. This is the year of sobriety and working out. 2024 is when it gets funny. This song sounds like something I sang in middle school about my school bully. She's such a jerk and she has no friends. No one likes her. She's ugly too. She's fat. She sucks. She smells. That's actually pretty good.

This is when you look your best. Covering up those big foreheads. Yeah, hike train. My chart. Hi, drink. Yeah, I want more likes everybody. And we're three thousand away from the goal. This goes out.

This is so sad. No one can't. Doesn't try because when he tries, this is the result. Correct. Yes. That's still online. I'm pointing this off a YouTube.

He usually takes everything down that he does, but this one he's proud of. It's always. He's this. He's so creative. Yeah. Maybe just for guys to take this one down. Holy shit.

All right, guys. That's all bad for him. What? We've done a lot today. I we have to catch an alien and I just want to give you guys a chance of if anyone has to leave. I don't want to force anyone to be here. I'm taking up so much of your precious time and I appreciate you guys being so generous with it. Now I'll rough it out. Yeah. Erox and Chrissy. Chrissy is all right. Chrissy's in. Yeah.

All right, I feel bad for that poor kid still not able to play video games because of this. That games on pause still. No, it's fine. It's this is the longer the video games cannot be played the better. Whoa, it's shredding carnival. I'm sure. Oh, hello.

There's no acoustic today. Carnival. Potato. Now, Carl, before you shit on me for my show last night. I just want to say the music special No, I was gonna say this to you Cardiff low blow. I was gonna give you props Because continue because honestly I was watching that chat everyone was just going to socks I what are you doing and you didn't you just went? And you didn't you just live with it. You didn't.

Well, you went with it. You brought on Elha Reble and to to fess up to the horrible improv. You guys tried to pull off. You owed it. But I gotta give you a little plaster that. Well, I was fooled.

I did believe I was actually talking to the puncher. B. Dabler. Elha Reble. Tricked me. Yeah, I don't. I think the narrative. The best part of that special last night was where he's just

in there and goes, this is bigger. It's bigger than all of us. Like, this was such a huge ordeal. The intro was a banger, though. Thank you, Eric. It was. Thank you for, yeah. Cardiff made a cameo on.

Would you kindly this week? Oh, it's, it's an every fucking show. It's kind of a game. This fall on NBC. It's insane. You really do make the rounds. But anyway, I wanted to yell at you though because I gave the largest super chat I've ever given to anyone.

I gave him $5 last night. Mm-hmm. And all I said was, boy, this is my fault, guys. I tried to take the blame, take the honest. I said, this is my fault. I make podcasting look too easy. And did Cardiff read that on the show? He did not.

Wow. He'll be $3 and 30 cents. At first of all, those too busy to read all the super chats, but this is like Stuttering John reading his Twitter right now. Oh, wait, hold on, my ass blowing up. But this is like Stuttering John reading his Twitter right now Hold on mass blowing up Now this is like Stuttering John Oh, he's shit cardiff what's going on over there, buddy?

You all right? That was his background falling down. I think you do. Wait, what just happened? I don't know. My amp was just like shorting out. Pretty funny. Thank you.

All right. Let's check out to catch an alien. We all, everyone knows how to play this game. It's everyone's favorite game. It's way better than that game they were playing. That's the other thing about we were ripping on the first show we were doing pitch of this. The fake ads we do on the creep off, the game show at the ad we do at WOTP, right? Make it one of these people for all these shit that we do. We just do it better, I guess, as my point. Right? All right, I'll just keep telling myself that.

Yes. Yes. One fact. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unalien. Are you ready to play? To catch unalien? Eric? Are you ready to play to catch an alien?

Eric, I don't know if you know, Bob, let's are. Bob, let's are. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the guy, I mean, to not change your story for 50 years, I mean, that's pretty good. Assuming he's the one who he was at area 40, they said he was never there. He left one of barber waters one material he said was there and now it's on the chart and then he went on Joe Rogan a couple of the things things like that now I always look at it like this a guy who can keep the same story that long is pretty good and if he was working on an extra terrestrial craft, whatever it may be, maybe it's just me looking at it from a guy who's looking through

a MacBook, but I look and I say 15 years ago, we didn't have an iPhone, we didn't have anything. How do you make an advancement that fast, you know, from 1940 to 1990, nothing really crazy changed. Then all of a sudden, you have a cell phone that can go anywhere, you have all this, that. And it just makes me wonder if there is something there and they're starting to reverse the engineer and use it. Some with the AI AI some with the rockets What did Tommy say next? I was up in smart here are your choices. Okay, okay number one

Like chat GPT Where did that come from? Nobody knows Am I just in wishful thinking land? Next, Steve Jobs, some say he was killed to hide the truth. I don't know. Four.

It's just too much. It's infathomable. Oh, that's good. Lastly, I just can't believe stories that some scientists say like they hit their head and came up with this stuff. To cash. Unable to Real plausible. Yeah, that's really top. That last was a back to the future reference. Yeah, because I had a dog brown answer. Yeah. I had my handboard. I do also like how we said 15 years ago, we did not have an iPhone. Yeah, we did. 15 years ago, we just didn't have one. Yeah, great. I like to go, we did that in the iPhone. He just didn't have one. Yeah, great. All right, I like to go first.

And this is because I've been getting a maraga while at least. So I'm going against my gut, because my guts telling me it's the Steve Jobs one. I'm going to go with A. What am I in wishful thinking land? Is that a? That was two. That was two. Wait, what was A then?

Get a chap GPT, all right? That was really funny fun of you. Go on with wishful thinking, glad, okay. What's a you, Iraq? I am going to do number three that Steve Jobs was killed because he seems to be the guy

that will believe any kind of conspiracy theory. A crazy, a crazy. Yeah, I'm with Iraq. I was between three or four. You know, well, maybe I'll pick four to be different. Thank you. Well, that also helps us beat Cardiff. So thank you for that. Okay, good. Well, that also helps us beat Cardiff. So thank you for that.

Okay. Well, that works out because I'm going with one. Oh, chat, TBT. Okay. So the only one that we didn't pick is the back to the future. Talk about it. Suckers. So happy. That'd be amazing. That's what it was. And it just makes me wonder if there is something there and they're starting to reverse the engineer and use it some with the AI some with the rockets or am I just in wishful thinking?

Oh, the worst person won. Thank you. Yeah. Man. That's seen more far fed far feds than the Doc Brown answer. I know. I picked it. Which, which the thinking land is that we're chad lives?

No, that's Tampa. He's a negative thoughts bill. That's where Chad is. Yeah. For the honesty. Thank you for the honesty. I'll tell you why because that's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if we're next game, I guess.

Come back next time to find out if you have the AI, to find out if you have the AI to catch an alien. It don't sound like turns you filip. Don't come here right now. Right, so bring it surfing. One day's at APM on YouTube. Subscribe today. I love him. That side view, he looks like Lou Diamond Phillips playing Poly D. That's really fun. Wow, what have we done today?

I think that we've done it all. We talked about pitch this with Adam and Justin. And it's unfortunate they're actually adults doing that. Yeah, some fun facts. Yeah, fun facts. We're included. We had some cringes of the week. We're listening to some accents that were really good.

We had, I thought you were reading a drop. I was like, wow, that's. Seriously. That's a lot. Tony Muskrat coming in with Chad Guy Fantastic, Patty Seacups had some hot takes on Chad Zumak. Tony does great parodies by the way. He's stuttering John stuff over the last year

and a half has been fantastic. Oh, they're hilarious. Yeah. I forget what the Ryan was before, but he goes wake up, grab the teetles off the night's stand. Like that. Yeah.

They're hilarious. So Patty C. Cuts versus Chetty Z-Cups. That's an ongoing thing. MLC continues to goof on Chetty, especially when he shows up drunk. Kumiakak's had an emergency broadcast. Where I was able to catch an alien. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite head of the emergency broadcast. Where I was able to catch an alien. So you know what that means?

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is here. The team is here. The team is here. The team is here. The team is here. The team is here. The team is here.

And instead of doing a tease, I'm just gonna give you a little programming note. So I am on vacation this week, heading down to Florida. Maybe I'll see John there, closing on his house. So what I'm going to do is we're doing the creep off without me, Brian Johnson's filling in for me with Vinny for the creep off Monday at one on the creep off YouTube channel. That'll be awesome. And then on Tuesday, I'm going to go on the Drew and Mike show like I normally do. I think on Wednesday, this is my vacation. I think on Wednesday, I'm going to do who are these socials instead of Thursday, because

I'm flying on Thursday. So we're going to try to work that in, I'll get something out as our midweek episode. It might be the Drew and Mike show appearance. It might be that with a combination of old bonus stuff. I don't know, we'll put something together. What a teaser. And get it out. Yes.

And then after that, we're back to normal. Trucker Andy here on Saturday for another WATP. And we'll figure out what we're talking about. Does that mean I get a vacation too or do I have to keep producing? You can get a vacation this week. Well, thank you. You're very welcome, buddy. You're a hard work in Spud. You deserve it. Chrissy may or thank you so much for your time today.

Thank you for having me. This was fun as always. You guys can see me. I'm going to be in Bridgeport. I'm not sure when this is coming out. I'll be in Bridgeport, Connecticut, the stress factory. Next Thursday, New York City for two shows, next Saturday, the 25th, Geno Bisconti is hosting,

and Andrew Harms and Kiano Thompson are doing spots. And we have an eight in 10 o'clock show at the New York City at the Grizzly Peer Midtown. And then I'll be in Staten Island April 7th, Jersey, April 8th, Vegas, April 27th, Dallas, May 5th and 6th. And for tickets, go to ChrissyMair.com. Awesome. And of course, you can also check out Chrissy's YouTube channel. You should definitely subscribe to that. Yes. Rumble, Rockfinn.

Of course, Compound Media Mondays at 7 p.m. Eastern for the wet spot. And Sundays at 9 p.m. Eastern is Simpcast on a Rumble, Rockfinn YouTube, all those places. Very good. I've been on Simpcast. I think that might be the last sighting of Victor Review Girl. I think the Chrissy Ruuderva. She got too big for Bridges after that. And then... She disappeared.

Actually, it's interesting. I was messaging with Vic the other day. She's planning on coming to Philly. So we're doing the live show, April 22nd. She might show up for that. So maybe we'll get her on again before that we'll see. But thank you so much, Chrissy. May, you're always a pleasure. Thanks for having me, Carl. Talking to you. Thank you for being on. And ERAC. Hi, Eric

Negan. Always a pleasure talking to you, my friend. Thank you for having me back on. Great choice with having Brian Johnson, filling, considering he's obsessed with your show and all these different the universes that you dabble in. I'll get text out of it. He won't respond to me. I'm like, what time are we recording? Do you have any prep for this week? He'll go smell. He'll hear nothing. But then he'll say, you got to hear this clip that Carl's playing about whatever else is going on. He's like, we focus on something that we're working on, but that's not the case. So yeah, I love Brian. That's awesome. I do too. I love like, can we focus on something that we're working on, but that's not the case. So yeah, great. I love Bri, that's awesome.

I do too. I love him, but he loves this world, loves everything that's going on, so you have a good choice. If you want to see the show, Brian and I actually do, it's called Would You Kindly, it's available on compoundmedia.com, subscribe there, you can watch online on the app,

and then I have my other show It's Eric Nagel on iHeartRadio, you can find that on the app, and the videos on YouTube. Awesome. Well, thank you for coming on. I do want to point out that Hannah was told me she was going to be on today to read her negative reviews. I just got a text from her that she's still working. And it's unfortunate because we have a new review girl that's going to be

joining the show. And it's actually Brian Johnson's wife, Mary Beth. And I told Brian, I'm like, well, you don't have to do it this week, we got Hannah, we'll do it another time. I guess Mary Beth's a little under the weather anyway. And lo and behold, fucking Hannah lets us down. But anyway, Brian, I-

Never fear, our guardiff is here. Cardiff is here. Yes, so we'll be fine. Why don't you look or let Cardiff fill in if you're going on vacation vacation let him host it. It's a good pointer. You said just like we reversed it. Yeah, him increased to figure it out.

All right, maybe we'll do that. See you on the work of it. For me now. Do you imagine? Yes. It's not the worst boss I've had. Yeah, right. All right.

All right. Well, thank you guys. Much appreciated. We'll do a little outro thing and then we'll read some reviews and play some voice mails and we'll be done with it. But Chrissy and Eric, thank you so much for your time. Great to talk to you both. Yeah, no problem.

Thanks for having me. And I will see you. I will see you guys soon. Who haven't you met before Chrissy? Chrissy mayor. Yes, never met Chrissy mayor. How is that possible? You guys are both not just there. Oh, that's right. That's what Connor forgot. I think we're hanging out together in this very city. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. What are you dick? Chrissy, you got to make a better impression on A lot of people you know, yeah, it's very cuttly spot

Thanks guys, I appreciate it. No problem. Thank you. Please join us again next time It might be the episode refine out once it for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony in the much fits of morning radio. I'm out of show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. I don't know. You see Thai Bars. From Facebook, Kyle Groves posts. I took a joke writing course from Tom Myers, so here it goes.

Bandcamp has reportedly taken down Republican Tim Poole's music profile page. Apparently, they actually listened to it, promptly threw up, removed his music, burned it to a CD, shredded it, and then left the remains for one of Trump's Russian prostitutes to pee on. Benjamin F Cohen, I used to think Chad Zumak was this comic that Carl alone didn't like. The segments were dull and petty. After this week, it turns out Carl knew from the very beginning that Mocking Zumak was the wave of the future. Ion Forrests. Carl really has an eye for talent, or lack thereof.

Travis Wilson, you have to really hand it to him. The man knows his low-cost. Chad was the most unhinged all along and none of us could see it. Pavlo Meza, watching MLC when Chad is on, and when he has to read all the super chats sitting on him, it's great. From Discord, pretty helpful as exact G that with, the best time to punch Chad is right now. Nobody would believe him. Inak-F, just waiting for him to use the N word, narrative. Not Uncle Sammy Poo tags with narrative chasers. KinkyLoko asks, Carl, did you spit on the misfits drummer when he punched you?

Go go gadget, Wang Wun also has a good question. Who the hell recognizes Chad in public as a comedian? And from YouTube, terrible palsy notes, this is what Chad gets for peeking through a glory hole. Baba all of reminisces. There was also that time Wiley K Coyote tried to hit him with an anvil and yelled out, don't mess with Acme! Gary H. Wow, like Stutcho, just when you think they've hit rock bottom. Murder capital riffs. Chad asked for a good punchline and

someone delivered it to him. Andy Greenwood coins the term, Chad and Freuda. Detroit Daabler confesses, if somehow Rey was responsible, I would be so happy, Camera 69 opines. I would have to give Chad the biggest douche award in the Make Fun of Losers' Realm, Obi and John were tied in my book, but Chad just walks off with it. A true piece of shit that you can laugh at, but he also makes you angry. A true talent, Dave Sarah Shares, I am the owner operator of Chad Anonymous, and will now be turning it into

Chad-elitic converter. World's worst boy points out, he is constantly saying that he makes more money than everyone, yet he needs to steal a blender. I make 40k a year which isn't a lot and I can afford a blender without breaking the bank. An Evans gate plays us out with, I'm starting to think this Chad character isn't a good person. Those are funny. Those are always fun, aren't they? Yeah. We hand pick only the best comments on the internet and put those together for every week. Chrissy still hanging out with us. This is exciting. Hey, all right. Carter, do you have new reviews that you want to read? This is exciting. Bill Halear. Hey, all right. Carter, do you have new reviews that you want to read?

We have one. OK. We have one. Great. From Megalomaniac 1973, titled, oh, should I not be here? Of course you can be here. Yeah.

OK. I think you have this review, Chris, he's so it's appropriate. OK, good. I'm using to listen to them talk about Red Bar Radio. Mike is a freak, but he's a major talent, an exceptional producer that has hugely inspired me. You either get it or you don't. You guys don't inspire me

much. Your production is okay and it's fun enough, but I'm not likely to listen again. Oh jeez. I didn't realize I was competing with Red Bar for that one listener. That's unfortunate. Is that a one-star review, kind of? A two Oh, I'm gonna say you're smiling. You're to hear for what? Yes, not as satisfying a two star for some reason. All right, so they saw there. You know, it was a valid thing that we were doing. I'll take it. All right, let's check out our voice mails that are coming in. Hey Carl, you club put it mother fucker listen i get the you fucking hit on red hot chili peppers listen okay yeah

anthony keta not the greatest singer but on the other side like legit great fucking song like i can't get a man how can you deny that fucking song i understand you listen to fucking mean and you have your little fucking cover band who does fucking your own little songs

I get it I understand but how do you deny that song? Anyways, I want to know what your you and Chris' take on the Strokes are. Alright, go fuck yourself Carl. Well this is a question I get all the time but I would dress to the gand. I'm not hugely into the Strokes but I will say, when that song last night came out like 2001, I felt like Rock and Roll was revived, because we were going through a really tough period with corn and limp biscuit and all this fucking new metal shit.

And then all of a sudden there was this band, I was like, oh, this is actual rock music again. Yay, I was so excited about that. Yeah, that's pretty much my take. Yeah, that came along with like the white stripes, stuff like that, and I'm like, oh my God. Thank goodness. Yeah, because honestly, when you think about decades,

there's very easy to define 50, 60, 70s, 80s, 90s. He gets a 2000s and maybe it's because of my age. I don't know, what defines the 2000s or the 2010s, I don't even know. The odds, yeah, just like emo-ish. Yeah, that's true. There was a lot of emo. I don't know, no, Bl of you like what I don't know no blink when a two

I don't know maybe like the band lit or snow patrol. It's like I think wit was 90s right? Card if you know all the music stuff. Yes 90s And fun fact I did have to double check Carl and fun fact I did have to double check Carl do you are correct the strokes last night was released in 2001 congratulations yeah I have to see you hold on your back okay yes never forget mm-hmm where were you where were you with the strokes last night came out probably in my car but that was the most impactful thing that happened to you in 2001. Correct. So you're saying? Yeah. Okay. So I always say I care about. I always say I care about. I always say I care about.

I always say I care about. Well, the bills are the bad year. So I always say I care about. And it was a slow news year. Yeah. I think the bills went three and 13 that year. So I always say I think that really mattered. All right.

So as I mentioned, I put out last week we did this week too. A little bit too much Chad stuff. And we went for over 90 minutes on Chad last week. And I was concerned that a little too much to add stuff and uh... we went for over ninety minutes on chat last week and i was concerned that it was too much but we there's a lot to get to obviously you know i've had a contest you know just listening to just chat

for a fucking hour but holy shit this is like fucking pier gold uh... but man didn't even need to do the fucking karaoke shit, man Like fuck that, you know, just big guys own little separate little our assessor whatever fuck man Yeah, yeah, I'm in the loss for words. Sorry, man No, it's all good. I appreciate that because I was nervous about it being too much chab but I think that that actually went

over really well. So I said you need your own Chad Zumaq YouTube channel. Who are these Zumaqs? Maybe I will. W-A-T-Z. Couple of that you W-A-T-Z in the morning. Hey Gary in San Diego. We got enough date for my buddy Gary. Hey Carl, Gary in San Diego. You might have heard this already, but Lieutenant George posted that John is moving on Friday to Albert Kirkki into a five bedroom house. Yeah, I saw that. Now when a chicken's a little account on the condo, that's just as pending.

It doesn't say it's old yet so I don't know what's going on I wonder how John gets the money to move into a five-bedroom house and album he's lying there's a lot more room than he currently has yeah somebody suggested maybe it's a sober living house who knows that's fun but it's very strange and I'm gonna keep looking on John's Twitter to see if he post any more updated information But it's gonna be interesting news to find out that he's moved to Albuquerque Maybe he's gonna pull a walk through white

And do a breaking badge that you were a whole pink man right out of the curfew they posted I mean they do and all keep you posted okay thanks Gary I think he's gonna try to pink minute up in New Mexico fight it guys all right Gary called back again with a correction yeah he usually is a straight shooter but sometimes he gets the facts a little messed up. He drinks a little You accuse a lot of people of drinking a little. I'm noticed. I'm carrying him. Yes Hey, Carl Gary again and send the ego My wife Judy just corrected me. John's post never said albuquerque. It says he's moving to New Mexico Correct. I just assumed albuquerque it says he's moving to New Mexico. Correct. I just assumed albuquerque.

So I'll have to keep viewing his Twitter to see what's going on. But yeah, he's moving into Mexico. What do you drink it over there, Cardiff? You're going to make production out of it. What are you out there? Well, just Roman Coke. Last week he said he's going to Florida. So it's crazy. What's emanating from John's Twitter account.

And I hopefully if he sold his house, he paid off his banner. I hope he fated at 30,000. He ordered that child support. And it's going to be a little bit hard for him to commute to see his kids. If he's in New Mexico, we'll see. We'll see. It's also weird that he's been bragging about having

a full time job at the school district there, teaching film. He says he's teaching TV and film amongst other. Yeah, in high school amongst other subjects and he says he's going to get credentialed to teach college courses come the fall. No, he's going to college in the fall. That might be true. No, that's what he said. Not that I've seen it because I am still blocked. Yeah, I'm blocked. But yes, he is going back to school. I'm going to go to college in the fall to get his credentials to become a full-time teacher. Oh, I'm totally misread that. That's the case. Breaking news.

Okay. Fun fact. Back to school too. Yes. So I think the centering giant and chit have something in common. They both are pathological lockers. Now, do you remember the hit early 2000s TV show, Tommy Lee goes to college?

No. Yes. He's from Motley Crew. Yes, perhaps we have a similar reality show in the works. Starting John goes to college. Oh, he's shut that video. Coming soon. Could you imagine if he's actually in a math class,

just yelling, boom! Yes. Pipe down over there. Just take your test. Boom! coming soon. Could you imagine if he's actually in a math class just yelling boom. Pipe down over there. Just take your test. Boom. You don't have to yell boom when solving the equation, John. This is method. Did we tell Chrissy mayor we could hear her peeing on the stream? No, really? I don't know if you're the vibrator going to, but I wasn't going to say anything. Oh,. Oh, man multitasking. I had it charging over here. All right, this is a song. We've had some music on the show today. Let's keep it going Carl Noah from Minnesota The voice of my song kind of gave me inspiration so I made the song on my own

Well, Carl's on the bitch. She's a big bad bitch. She's a bitch in the whole web, or else you'll get this bitch, Clara, or the bitch to the bitch through all the boys and girls. On Monday's list, do this bitch on Wednesday for that bitch. Then on the Sunday, just to be different to the super king coming up bitch. Fuck you, Carl. Is it French, Netflix? I don't know, I fucked that one up, but fuck you. Thank you, sir.

Thank you for your call. Fuck you, Carl. Is it patch net, Tom? I don't know, I fucked that one up, but fuck you. All right, thank you, sir. Thank you for your call. Yeah, I don't think Chad will cover some of that creative. Dad Cartman, yes. All right, this is, oh, this is about Chad, actually. Dude, did you make Chad Zuma, and a fucking lab or something, and it fell clone and he got away and you're trying to hide the secret or something? Cause like, dude, this man, it's so easy not to breathe right into the fucking mic.

You fucking fat pig. God, Jesus Christ Chad, holy shit, every single clip I've ever heard of this motherfucker, Thick Carl, as I like to call him, just breathes. He just breathes, dude. A half his dialogue is breathing. Shut the fuck up Chad, just move your mouth away from the fucking mic. It's not that hard. Watch. You see how I'm over here? You fucking retard. You hear me? He really is like Darth Vader. He really is a son. I'm not going to eat no breath. Yeah. Nice.

I didn't know the head Star Wars. I think also he had a nicer microphone. Like, you can't hear me breathing from this far away. Right. That's the other thing too. Chad has been talking about investing in equipment since December. And I still see it with the same shitty microphone that he's holding in his hand. Like a moron.

He's invested in the back end of his business. Yes. He's paying people to hit him. That's where all the buddies going. Promotions. Do you remember point if eclectic, card if? Yes. The Lou, this is point if eclectic,

who to flag stepper Arizona, Who knew this is plaintific, a classic, who took a flanks, stepher, or a zona permit me to take the time to mock. Zuma. You know, for a guy who likes to fight with other shows and call himself a munchark, has that mixed all up, he sure does get beat up a lot. Anyway, He sure does get beat up a lot. Anyway Completely let's control of the show. Oh, this is, let's see, Brandon was on the show this past week, Brandon from ShittySong of the Week. I just did his show last night We talked about the shittiest Celtic rock band. She is Celtic rock song, I should say and I found a band

Called the red hot chili pipers Three bagpipes in this fucking bag God and they covered hey Jude that's not the subject back. That's too easy. Anyway. Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I did gangry Brandon. Yes. Usually it's kind of awkward because he. It kind of feels like he's half-hearted, but bro, he's going off on Chad. And I think he's he's spot on with every single observation. He's a I love Brandon. He's the best. All right, thanks for your call Brandon. I mean, uh, random guy who

yet Chad brings out a lot of anger at a lot of people. It's amazing how that happens. Guys, we have a celebrity calling into the show. Carter, fix your fucking eye. There we go. We have a celebrity call. It's your eye. Celebrity calling into the show. Fix your damn eye. Oh, Carl, it's Mickey Mouse. Huh?

I just wanted to call the same. You're a cut. Oh, call me that. Oh, shit, you're a cut thing. It's coming back. Yeah. It's been a minute. Yeah, I should restart that again. Yeah

well here's that. Oh my girl. Oh that was you. I thought that was a Minnesota number. It was calling into the show. Oh no. There's the last one as well. Take Carl. Oh man I was just walking well take our own man i was just walking in minnesota around eleven thirty a.m. and two guys came out of nowhere and beat the shit out of me and they told me this is part of country oh man it hurts really bad yeah all right call Call me back. I'll post a link whenever I fuck you. Kurt, are you hiring goons to beat people who listen to this show? I'm going to. I'm not above it. No, I'll do whatever I need to do.

I believe that. That's for sure. I tried to destroy dabble con. That didn't work. It was funny. I don't know if I played this clip. I don't think I did. But there was a time when Bob, do we hear of this today? Bob, he was talking about Chad was trying to ruin his weekend when he was doing dabble-con.

I remember it happened. Oh yeah, you can play a clip. Yeah, Chad kept texting Bob, telling Bob to die and kill himself and all this crazy stuff. Lighthearted fare. Yeah, and just like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? This is an event about Stunnery Judd, and it's nothing to do with you. Calm down over there, Maddo.

But could it be about me? I know, that's the thing. This is the most challenging and childish behavior where I think Chad wants us to dedicate a whole weekend to goofing out of them, but they would be upset if we did. You know? Do you think in Chad's phone, he's used that so often

when he hits K in a text message it automatically populates kill yourself? Yeah, I don't feel yeah, I think that's probably true. Hey Siri, who would you like to tell to kill themselves today Chad? Here's the list. All right guys, we got to get the fuck out of here again. Thank you, Chrissy. I don't know, I know you guys talked briefly about you being in Philly potentially on April 22nd when we're there for the Dixho WTP crossover.

Oh, I can't. Okay, no worries. I have to do, yeah. I have to do like, yeah, I have an appointment. No worries, you're busy gambling stuff. Yeah. I understand, yeah, yeah. to appointment no worries you're you're busy galling stuff yeah I understand yeah yeah congratulations oh shucks thanks credit you get your invite you get your invite card of I'll call Frank yeah yeah get to the bottom of this please are you gonna remain Chrissy mayor are you gonna change your name to Chrissy I don't know I don't know whatever if it's

better with the narrative that's a good Whatever if it's better with the narrative. That's a good point. Yeah. Let's wait for the narrative to play out. Then we can figure it out. Very smart. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Okay. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay. Folks. Guess what?

The episodes. Oh wow. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I don't know. Great okay folks guess what the episode's oh Fuck yourselves have a good week Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys Funny it's part of the show I put all this work into this fucking show the funniest part is always the Adam yeah with card of doing that God damn it least you know. Yes, I do. I know the real star is here card of oh you want to hear a fun fact? I'm trying to get out of here, but yeah, I've done this entire show in producer Chris's pants Whoa, that is a fun. Wow. How's it getting his pants? Well long story. They came via Tennessee

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