Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep395 - Fly on the Wall, The Roth Show

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

This week is a special "Karl's on vacation" edition of WATP. It starts with my appearance on the Drew and Mike Show this week talking about Bert Kreischer on Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade. Bert is actually calmer than usual, it's shocking. But he still manages to say very stupid things. And don't get me started on Dana Carvey. Speaking of stupid things, we also check out the latest from David Lee Roth. He's back with season 2 of The Roth Show. After that, Vinnie Paulino and I had an appearance on the Dick Show this week. We go through some crazy stories in a mini version of The Creep Off's Scum Parade. https://www.drewandmikepodcast.com/ https://thedickshow.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode three ninety five. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what I miss being this what a dick What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap a runie W-A-O-T-P. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that's real life and not professional wrestling. I'm your host, Carl. And I'm recording for my Airbnb in Florida.

I put together a great show. We're going to start with my appearance on the Drew and Mike show this week. We discussed Bert Kreischer. He was on fly on the wall. And then we talk about the Roth Show. David Roth is back with a second season of his ridiculous, nonsensical podcast. After we go through that, this past week, and Vinnie Paulino and I called it to the DICK show with a creep off scum parade. So without further ado, episode 3.95 of W-A-T-P.

Carl is not in his normal, very charming studio. Where are you, Carl? Guys, I look good, but you guys have never looked better. Wow, this YouTube show was amazing. I'm impressed. You know, much time I spent in the lighting today. I'm in the golf. I'm sorry, what's that? I just spent a time I spend in the lighting today. I'm in the golf. I'm sorry. What's that?

I just spent a lot of time on the lighting today. Looking good, buddy. Looking good. You're so foolish. Where I go. I'm in the big, I'm in the big room. We're on the golf coast here in Florida. I'm in an Airbnb and I'm sorry that's echoey, but I wanted to look good.

I didn't want to sound good. Come on. I got the socks. Are you a, are you sending a message to Chad? Why Come on. How's the socks? Are you, uh, what cord now? Are you sending a message to Chad? Why are you down there? Are you down there to, uh, to jump in or something? Oh, boy. Oh, he better watch out for me. Um, I don't know where we're going today because we had, we talked about a few things. They all sounded great to me. What the hell is going on? Before we go

there, I get to tell you a story. So I got into Florida last night. We went to a restaurant, we sat at the bar, the bartender's wearing a tiger's hat. Oh, okay. So I said, oh, he from Detroit. We're recording in progress. Sorry about that. He goes, yeah, I left Detroit in 1995.

I said, oh, I have some friends who do morning radio there. I mean, maybe you've heard of the Drew and Mike show and he goes, nah, I don't know about that. And then totally unprovoked. He goes, but I'm a Dave and Chuck the freak guy. I swear. Oh, yeah. He left the tree 90, 25.

And he's a Dave and Chuck guy. Why, I guess, he's down there. They're on in Florida. That's right. Oh, man. Well, you know, I hope you didn't tip them much Carl, geez. I took the 20 right back, like what? What?

Oh no, we don't have anything against Dave and Chuck. They just stole our jobs. Ribbon. You and our lives, but no, actually, I'm going to have more YouTube subscribers, right, right. Pause, don't have to do the same Patrick's Day remotes. Go into our lives, but no actually I'm gonna have more YouTube subscribers right right positive Well don't have to do the same Patrick's Day remotes They have less more than they had yesterday because we're now at 10,500 I think or 5,500

Yeah, so we're we're buying by 10,100 we're gaining and yeah We're gaining faster on Dave and Chuck than I am again on Adam Rich in the Twitter department It's true, so it looks like Adam Rich in the Twitter department. It's true So it looks like Adam Rich might be the tougher long-term battle. We'll see how this thing Such a tight tire try to beat me w ATP with 18 and five I think we're right now Well, let me get to Dave and Chuck first. Well first. I got to get to some other people I mean we're nowhere'sville, but we're trying we are gaining subscribers, so we're very proud of that But but anyway, yeah, what's we were talking David Lee Roth? I mentioned emrata. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't brought emrata to the

WATP show because I think she would kill. Oh, it's her podcast is a train rock. I totally agree with you on that. But there's so many people to talk about. And actually one guy, I don't know if we've talked about him on this show is Bert Kreischer, who's been making the rounds. Oh, he's everywhere lately. Seriously, I've been seeing him do, oh my God, he did the levitard, he's doing every,

he's doing everybody's show right now, making the rounds. He's got a special on Netflix that this is another one. Netflix is trying to make me watch it. Like the preview keeps popping up. And I sit there and watch it You know he shirtless and I'm sitting there going I don't get this. I don't understand what is funny about this stand-up routine So maybe you guys have a clue about it

Maybe if you would just take a few pictures shirtless with the audience behind him It would help him because I've never oh yeah, I have seen like a hundred of those. That's right No, I'm tired of his I don't know. I don't think he's funny, I'm sorry. I know. No, I just don't get it. Am I the only one? No, people love him. I just, I will admit, I'm just stupid and I don't get him.

No, you're not stupid. Mark, I think I've told the story before, but I went to the Bert Kreischer show he was doing minor league baseball park to came to Rochester. There's only because David Telle was on the show. Yeah. And Big J. Olkerson. So Bert goes, he's the headliner and we left and walked to jazz fast because I'm like, this sucks. Let's get out of here.

He's not a good kid. Bert headlines ahead of David Telle. That's insane. It makes no sense. David Telle's way better. Yeah, I understand he's enormously successful. In fact, somebody said he's gonna make $25 million this year. I was like, holy shit.

Is he still telling those ridiculous fake stories? No one he does. He's also starring in a movie that's coming out the machine with Luke Skywalker playing his father. Yeah. I got a hand at him. I mean, he's doing something right. It just doesn't appeal to me.

But I'm really curious to hear Carl's analysis. Maybe I just haven't given him a fair chance. So he was on fly on the wall now, of course. This is the podcast with Dana Carvey and David Spade. Oh boy. So I want to start off, because I like David Spade. I used to like Dana Carvey now that he has a podcast not so much.

So I want to start off with my track number one, this is the banter because what these two guys do is before the interview, they have to do that thing where they chat about the interview about the year. I don't know why that's a thing. But anyway, so they get on and they start talking about it. And this is total amateur hour. Dana Carvey makes the worst joke possible. I got on your sides. By the way, Dana, I got a lot of good feedback from the Brendan Fraser show. Okay. Well, this producer even said he was in the way. You should do a movie about your dick called the minnow. And I go, well, I don't know. I got the podcast. I got so much

going on right now. Well, why would the producer have an opinion about the size of your appendix? Is it guesswork based on thumb size? He says, don't get mad. I'm just brainstorming. I go, all right. Well, listen, there's no bad ideas. Yeah, he's the same thing. I should, he told me I should have a special call big cock. I go, that's, I don't work blue, but I said that's kind of little pubes.

It's big cock on Netflix. Okay. David Spade is funny. He goes, ah, I should do a show called Mito, you know, about my penis. Alex. Okay. Oh, deena. David Spade is funny. He goes, ah, I should do a show called Middell, you know, about my penis. Like, that's funny. Yeah. David Carver just ruins it with big cock.

What was taking fruit possible? It's one of these shows that does extremely well because you have two big names. They're both funny in their own way. I think Spade is really funny or to me and I probably to you too. And they get huge guests, but I don't feel like Spade and I don't think that the debate is really funnier to me and I probably to you too, and they get huge guests, but I don't feel like spayed and I don't feel together, they don't feel chemical to me at all.

Right. And, listen, I have to rag on David Spade a little bit here, and I like the guy. I do too. He was telling a story, there's a lot of talk about flying on airplanes on this episode, and so David Spade's talking about how he recently flew in coach on a commercial error.

Oh no. I know. Did he go mad? Oh, jeez. So track number two, this is pretty lame. No, I think I think I get confused because when I got to the gate I go, put me in coach and then he go, okay. And I go, no, I didn't mean put me in coach and then he got they go, okay. And I go, no, I didn't mean put me in coach.

Ooh, he was just singing a John Fogarty song like we all do, walking up to the gates. Yeah. By the way, do you think anybody that ever has worked at a gate at an airport has ever heard that before? It's such a dumb joke. I guarantee you, there's been plenty of guys that have used that.

Does it almost sound like this show needs a studio audience or something? People to kind of chuckle along with them because there's some jokes that are not just falling flat but it's almost utter painful. How long is their podcast and how often do they do? Or so I think, but this one was an hour 40. This was a long one. A lot of things added about when you put two or three comedians in a show together, it can work really well, or it can work where they're trying to compete

for bad punchlines. And everything has to be a punchline. Oh, it just can be really painful. Well, that was such a painful show. Okay, that was worse than Danes. Yeah, all right. So now Bert joins the show. And the thing about Bert that annoys me is his energy level

It's over the top. It's too much and they're talking about how in order to fly both day and a car V and Bert Christchurch need to drink on an airplane So this is my my track number three Bert loses his mind over this. Oh, no, let me tell you something Double jack on the rocks lots of I only drink beer, but my wife only wants coffee, so she'll get coffee in a Heineken. How the fuck did we marry these dead inside human beings? Who can have a cup of coffee? He's not a speck, but for the end of the life.

For me, she orders a Heineken for herself. Hold on, and you don't rip flair, me you don't rip flair. Hold on, that's swirling out of sight. And I drink mine and hers, and then I put both empty bottles on her tray and go, I can't stop her. She's a lush. Dana, I've never connected more of the human being other than my wife, than you right now. Oh my god. Oh Jesus Christ.

It's annoying. I get wanting to be on, like, your on a show or something, but relax. Just tell your story. It's fine. Well, can't you match the energy of everybody else there too? Yeah, because Dana and David are both very laid back people. Well, he seems to find jokes funnier than anyone else finds them too. I mean, he can laugh for a long time.

Yeah, really, really hard. Somebody on my show said, maybe it's too good of a set to humor. I forgot you said that. For sure, it's too good of a set to humor. I did everything funny. But Mark, I'm glad you said that because actually, as the show goes on, Bert comes way down. And I thought I was going to be pulling all these clips

of him laughing hysterically and all the stuff that he usually does. But actually, he's not over the top on this. I think it's because David and Dana are kind of like, hey, man, we're just having a conversation. Relax. All right. So that's a good point.

Now, my track number four, I only pulled because I thought you guys were gonna kick out of this. David is talking about doing radio phoneers because Bert's telling the story about how we got famous from the Rolling Stone article and he was doing all these morning shows and calling in and I thought David Spade's take on this is really funny. Do you ever do a phoneer for radio station? They go,

hold please. All right, when we come back, you're going to be out with zippy, kuku, a bird, a parakeet, a robot and Jim, Jim, he's going to be in the helicopter. All right, you're on. And I go, what's this? It's a zoo crew go. And I'm like, who am I talking to? We've had caffeine for three hours. Yeah. And they're like, that's Tommy in the bowl. It's usually a guy in an animal. Tommy in the bowl. That must be a guy in an animal. Tommy in the bowl. That must be a show and I was that guy. There's a sports show on a buffalo called

Show in the Bulldog. It's just like, oh yeah, I know what they're talking about. Oh geez. Sports show called Doug and Scott, the Gator Anderson. Are the shows getting different now though? Because I hear these shows, these morning shows, they're on the cover of Radio Inc. And I go, okay, what's the show that's so important

is on the cover of Radio Inc. And I'll go and listen, and what a lot of them are doing now is at the top of the hour, they introduce the whole staff and they show does that now, I don't get that at all. It's so lame. I know, really, really, really, really, really, really, I feel like I'm just so disconnected from that audience because I don't, do they like that?

They must like it if everyone's doing it or is that just... I have an area on this one, Drew. Yes. I think AI is going to take over as radio personalities. Literally, Anthony Coovey was talking about this the other day. They literally have AI as radio personalities. They know the local news. They can talk about it during the breaks.

They can bring up things that are happening. There's a big story recently about the company that has come up with it. And of course, right off the bat, the company goes, well, our aim isn't to get rid of the DJs. I'm like, that's exactly what this is though. This is the point.

I would like to probably see my own show. I'm not sure we'll notice the difference to be honest. Right, so that's probably why they're introducing people on these shows are gone. This guy's a person, this woman's a person, this guy's a person. Oh, that's different. All right, so Bert is telling the

story about coming up as a comedian. He moved up to Boston and was part of the Boston comedy scene. And apparently, according to Burts, Will Smith invited him to go see a movie. Like, Will Smith took to him and said, Hey, man, you want to come and see a movie? And Burts' dad was like, dude, I think Will lots to fuck you. So it's like this weird conversation. And data carvy brings up this inside joke that nobody understands.

It's so bizarre. This is my track number five. We're overalls with a sweater over top. Not sexy, not sexy. And I think you're hooting it right now. You have a hooter clamp, which is sort of a chassis belt. What's funny is called a hooter clamp. It's a hooter clamp.

It's a chassis belt for men. I'm making this up. It was a running gag with my friends in college. I'm like, who the hell? Who the hell? That's my emergency. It just sounds funny. We're on with it.

You got to special. You're not talking to your friends in college though. It's why you're going to know what the fuck you're talking about. What's great is that they just miss that and just move right on that. I thought, yeah, whatever. So what happens? You guys went to the movie. How stupid.

Talking about things. It's a 40 year old inside reference. Yeah, right. It's like hot LNA or was it late night action? Yeah, late night action. Yeah, but you've explained that. Oh, right. I think people are saying.

This next track is track number six. It starts with the famous Bert laugh, which is annoying. And they're talking about why podcasts are better than television because they're more real. Television is so scripted and everything they're gonna say. But then Bert explains that these guys actually treat it more traditionally. Like this show was actually more of a traditional type

of show and they cut things out. And I guess he was on a show with them once. and they cut out him talking shit about Britney Spears. Yeah, listen. Really? We're thinking you're good about that. Well, you're good. I remember saying. That's good. We don't get any. We don't get any. Spears. Yeah. And you pulled it out of your show and you and you whispered to me. We'll pull that

out. About Britney. Yeah, you pulled it out of your show and you and you whisper to me. We'll pull that out about Britney because you were like you're like I don't know but I remember you saying yeah, I don't like shitting on people because it doesn't and I Her you say that my whole thing was talking shit on podcasts. Yeah, and then one day I was like I'm gonna go on Rogan I'm not gonna shit on anybody What Britney Spears what's a sacred about Britney Spears? I don't know. I'm saying I think it's weird. I had the late night show on Comedy Central that was underrated.

It was a great show. Yeah, it was a great show. I agree. Wow. That's that's pathetic. They cut the you're not allowed to be critical of anyone. Well, do you think a lot of that has to do with maybe spade realizing, hey, I shouldn't, I shouldn't insult so many people following the Eddie Murphy

debacle. Yeah, but I know he's used to be that you don't pull any punches if you're a comic, right? Everybody's fair game. No, it sounds incredibly soft. You're afraid to insult Britney Spears. Oh, is that because of the free Britney movement? And because she was enslaved for 13 years. Oh, bullshit. See, buying 13 years. Oh, Bullshit.

Is he buying into that? Oh, come on. Oh, that's just... Hey guys, I want to make a quick announcement on your show. I'm no longer gonna get the opportunity to broadcast. Yeah, that's right. For the error by ways. Oh, yeah, sure.

Well, that leaves so much material for you, though. So, yeah, could you imagine, I remember, I went on a dictionary the first time, and his co-host Sean Dick was explaining my show to him and Sean goes, oh, so he like recommends what shows the list of two and tells you what's heard, Dick has no. He just flips it on everyone.

So my track number seven is a quick one. It's just Bert's telling the story and he catches himself in a lie and then it's me being a post-short of a lie. People assume a lot about me not knowing me. They think I'm drunk every time I'm on stage. I'm never drink on stage. I never drink on stage.

I'm gonna have, obviously. So it's so easy to prove that that's not true. I'm like, I'm like, why say such a thing? I've seen him with a beer on stage. Well, after that, he tells the story that he used to do these call and sick to work shows. He would go on AM radio. He'd be drinking beer on AM radio and say come to the comedy club at 10 AM.m. or 11 a.m. and I'm going to do a show. We're all going to get drunk and so everyone would show up and they would get

day drunk. So it's like, why would you say I'd never get drunk on stage or that's been like your whole thing? Wow. He's being a partier. You're getting drunk with Bert Kreischer at 10 in the morning does not sound like fun to me. Sounds exhausting. Sounds so fucking exhausting. I think around two o'clock I'm gonna really regret it. Yeah. All right, so now he's talking about his comedy tour and he's doing a rena's now like birds. Huge, it's you say. Oh, man. And I find this annoying because, look, there's no rules to comedy. I'm not going to sit here and say, like, oh, well, you can't reuse material that everybody

knows. I saw Carlin back in the day. And Carlin would do this 50-50 thing, where you do 50% of stuff that you've already seen from his specials and the 100% was new stuff. I get it. It's hard to do a whole new hour every time you go out. But Bert is doing this completely wrong. Maturek, number Numerating talks about,

you know, he's really famous for the machine. That's where God, he got viral from that. And he talks about how he's still doing it to this day. Oh boy. Like a greatest hit. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't, Pittsburgh did the day.

And Pittsburgh I did a PPG, Pain Serena. Just 12,000 people. 12,000 people. Yeah, and I started the machine story and they gave me a standing ovation. And so I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm they want to just like come up with like 12 awesome hits

And just do that forever with what musicians can do but comics you can't do you can't get away with that shit That the audience giving a standing ovation when he starts a story that they've heard a million times that's so I wouldn't repeat that I would find that embarrassing that makes his audience sound stupid Yeah really stupid. I think you might be right about it. I don't want people to out dumb my audiences. That's really dumb. I mean, starting a joke like a song?

No. Not even close. So, so Bert goes on. At my track number nine, he compares himself to Wilco. I think it's the wrong angle here. What? I would love to do a tour. I was thinking about doing a tour where I put all my,

like put my cities on sale and then put all my old bits for like 30 minutes worth of old bits. Oh, I'm gonna say, and then go, because Wilco did that. Like audience, though. Yeah, yeah. And go, what's all she wanna hear? Wilco did that.

And it was fucking cool, shicks. I'm like, oh, I wouldn't mind, I know that I know the set list for Minneapolis, like audience. Yeah. Yeah. And go, pick what you want to hear. We'll go to that. And it was fucking cool to check. I'm like, oh, I wouldn't mind. I know that I know the set list for Minneapolis. I'll fly them in theapolis to hear that. Oh, wait a second. They're going to ask for jokes. Yes.

You're going to ask for jokes. I already know. Oh, man. He's going to do his greatest hits. And then you can like, I'm in Rochester, New York, and I'm gonna fly to Minneapolis, because I'm gonna see him do the machine, and I'm gonna see him do, wrong overdose. Yeah. You know, I'm like, no, that's not that worth.

Like, if I see a satellite that Wilco's gonna do it, I'm like, oh, that's sick, I'm gonna go out. Yes, I would go to that for sure. It's very different. Oh, my God. That's bizarre. That's ridiculous. Again, I wouldn't go out. Yes, I would go to that for sure. It's very different. Oh my God. That's bizarre. That's ridiculous. Again, I wouldn't do that.

I feel like that's demeaning to people's intelligence. Guys, I'm gonna be at the Magic Bags at number 15. And it's gonna do the show that we did last year again. We did the exact same show. Oh, David Chuck. Groussie, it was a standing ovation. I really loved it last time. Running the same clips of David Chuck is last year.

Oh my god, is it? Oh wow. It's Friday bitches! Yeah! So the last clip that I have on here, and honestly, this show I was surprised, because I listened to the whole episode. I was actually listening on the plane

and pulling clips, and I thought, I'm gonna have 20 clips, 20 minutes in. And there was really kind of nothing. There wasn't a lot going on. It wasn't an interesting conversation. But Bert is talking about how Biggie's gotten and how he's able to tour Canada and Australia and Europe because there's all these podcast fans who know about him now. And this is just a dumb thing. I don't think he's trying to be funny here. I just think birds of dumb guy. I'm laughing to myself because Carl Titles, he's I purposely do not want to listen to

them before he's done because I don't want to ruin them. But this title is just maybe just made me laugh. So I'll play and tell you what the title is. Ireland's the fucking shit. Ireland. Ireland. I can do parts of Bulgaria Best stand up comedy town Double yeah, yeah, the title of the club is Ireland is a great town

I was gonna say isn't he calling Ireland a town? I'm really bummed too, because I think Spade had a throwaway thing like I'm huge in Bulgaria Which is just a funny name a funny place to say and it just goes by everybody. It's so dumb Is it possible that that Bert does really appeal to the lowest something below the lowest common denominator? Is that possible? Maybe look at him below the lowest common denominator? Is that possible? Maybe look at him. I'll tell you what Drew, the listeners of the Drew Mike podcast, if you like Bert Kreischer, email the show along with your IQ because we just wanted to do a quick study. I was in my wedding, my best man, my wedding likes him. He's like, come on, he's in town. I'm like, no, I don't find him funny.

I don't want to go see him. I know that is always weird when I finally made me say that, Matt liked him. A friend or a girlfriend likes someone and it really makes you question their whole personality. Oh yeah, maybe question my friendship. I think Berkweyshire can do that for me if somebody likes him.

That's true. That's me really tricky to go shake the future. So you brought up a good point that there was a funny line by David there, but Dana at that same time, because they're all talking over each other and she warning things, Dana does this weird Irish accent thing. Yeah, I got to go back to it, but yeah, that was terrible. And everybody can do an Irish accent, right? You just make the T. H. is a hard T.

I didn't. The fucking shit. I can do. I can do an Irish accent right you just make the T.H. Is a hard T The fucking shit I can do I can do parts of Bulgaria Parts of parts of Bulgarian see I heard it the second time and the jokes even better time and the jokes even better. Parts in Bulgaria. Which is a great city. Bulgaria is a fantastic comedy city. He's really making fun of Christ. Sure, isn't he? That's why it's funny.

It's where city has all leading up to that is burnt going, yeah, I just did Australia. I did a whole tour and then I was in and he's like name enough all these different countries. He's like, oh, I'm in Scandinavia, Germany. And that's what was really funny. I don't think he's reading the room very well because there has to be annoying to two guys that can't draw like that anymore who are really probably a lot funnier than he ever was. I think. I mean, it's made us wow, I think. Yeah, he is. He's really, I mean, either one of them have anything to be ashamed of. And I'm sure they can do very well. But just this guy who's much younger, who's just on fire.

I mean, I feel like having him on probably is hard enough for them without hearing about all just incredible success, whatever. Guys, I don't want you at nervous, but I'm on vacation right now. So this is actually gonna be the midweek episode of who are these podcasts. What?

Yeah, this is a big deal right now. Oh my God. Oh my God. Do you need the YouTube video? I think it looks great today. Everyone loves YouTube here. Wait, you're using all the accoutrements, the jingle going in and that stuff?

Oh yeah, we also did, I was on the DIC show this week too. So I'm gonna combine those two things together and put that out as the podcast so dick can share the blame too share the blame this is great so far We talk about a side from brand-on fucking up YouTube. This is great Oh poor brand-on Hey, why is there all this sympathy for him? I told you he has nothing to do with YouTube.

You don't ever have to think about YouTube. Watch video, it has nothing to do with you, right? I know, I know. There's zero sympathy. I understand. I'm not asking for sympathy. YouTube sucks. It really does.

That's the worst. I remember watching, like even Joe Rogan back in the day when he was on YouTube, you know, they'd be like, hey, play that, we're like, go'd be like, hey, play that clip. He's like, don't, don't play that. Don't we can't play that because of YouTube? It's like, all these fucking rules you got to know about it. It's a different, that's a different problem than what we've been having.

What do you get a lot of problems? What kind of, yeah, what kind of clips did was Joe unable to play? Copyright in music. Oh, just music pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. That's the big thing. That's what kills everything. You think you would figure that out

and I have to yell it so often? I mean, that covers a lot of ground. Speaking of music, guys, David E. Roth is back. Yeah. He's the number two of the Roth Show. Yeah. Right. Woo.

Yeah. All right, guys, get excited because nobody has more energy than a 68-year-old, David Lee Roth. I'm not even saying that as a joke, because I should be ridiculous. But put him in Christchurch in the same room. That'd be kind of cool. Yes.

Oh, God. No. We don't go energy each other, that'd be insane. All right, my track number 11, I want to start off with the theme song, because I swear to God, and I don't remember if this was his theme song before, it didn't sound familiar to me. This sounds like a steel panther song to me, you know, like death to all but metal.

Yeah. We're like, I'm in this thing about like old rock bands, I'm, let's do this song. know that we need him more than ever now where is David Lee Ross know that we need him more than ever now Yeah, wow Oh, who has ever said we need David Lee Ross more than ever now that's bizarre Who is that? Who does that song? Probably David Lee Roth. I assume it would be him, but it wasn't his voice, was it? No, I wasn't have say it away. Carl, have you

heard him? He's redoing old Van Halen songs, but with just 60 or 72 year old David Lee Roth and other musicians. I don't even know why he's doing it. They sound... I heard you guys playing that the other day, and I'm a huge Van Halen fan. The mix is weird, and you can't. I mean, obviously, there's a lot of people who could play Eddie Van Halen licks these days. Sure.

Which is impressive. Trust me, I've tried. It's very impressive. But you can't capture the tone that he had. Eddie Van Halen was so unique for his time, not just for his playing, but the sound that he got out of his guitar and that equipment that he had back then, you can't duplicate it.

It doesn't make any sense to me. But I would obviously have to modify Graham. That's why he only gets 25,000 views for those. I mean, it just seems... I'm not sure what the point is at all because he's much older. His ability can be as good. You know, I mean, having that song, he can always have it in his catalog. But who wants to hear it?

I don't think he's making a lot of money off it. I would think the loss in prestige from clearly sounding not as good as Van Halen or even David Lieroth when he originally recorded it would make it not worth it, but I'm not David Learoth. Can I ask you guys a music question or you particularly drew because I know you like you too, but it popped up on Spotify. The songs of surrender that YouTube is what is this about? They're reimagining their greatest hits.

And I mean, I've listened to a few. They're very different. So I guess that's me. imagining their greatest hits. Ha! Great! And... I mean, I've listened to a few, they're very different. So I guess that's neat. Can you play one? I'm just curious. Play something we'd all know. Do you literally want to hear one? Hello, hello! I mean, that's how one starts.

That's how one starts. They're all slower, aren't they? And sort of... Yeah, I'll jump forward. I also want to describe it as bono. It's like really close to the mic and singing very softly. I like that you never had love. Sounds terrible too.

It's really... Oh, but at least it's different. They try to appeal to the voice. The voice have a new audience I just don't know what the point but at least it's the point Are they trying to appeal to the voice the voice avenue audience? I don't know I'd and I like you to I was just really surprised listening to it there You know that sounds like when when in the 90s when bands were doing unplugged Yeah, I have a different version of their song sometimes it was really cool like sex type thing I remember STD doing it was like this really cool ragtime kind of feel and I was like, oh, that's a neat take on that.

That makes us, you're doing it live, you're doing an acoustic guitarist. Well, all those grunge bands, remember Nirvana and Alison Chains has a really good one, but it's all because nobody thought these grunge guys could do stuff acoustically because it got forbidden to real musicians. Well, I enjoyed most of them, actually, the few of them that didn't work out as well, but even the stones did, there wasn't unplugged, but they had an album called Stripped in 95. It's excellent. It's, and those guys play so well, and it's a different sound. It's a different feel, but I thought

it was fantastic. This doesn't sound like unplugged to me. It sounds lesser than unplugged. That was really weird, and they're from that great town of Ireland. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's stupid. Yeah, where Brick Christchew does so well too. Brick Christchew and you too. Kill it there. We had to bring it back. So, David Leroth, I mean, you guys have heard his show before. And what he does on the podcast now is he is pretty much pretending he's a radio DJ and he's talking up songs because it just like he does a talk up and then he plays like a David D Ross song no one's ever heard before. He's a talk up and I think, all right.

So my track number 12, this is him doing an impression of a DJ in the 70s. Now I didn't listen a lot of time radio in the 70s. So you tell me if this is a good impression or not. All righty. Late 70s DJ, having them popping and popping with the best bet for the boss, beat at the top of the pop smash, go!

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The Ruth, the Ruth, the Ruth is on fire! What the hell are you talking about? I don't know, you know, Peter Wolf used to do kind of a rap-y thing when he was on WBCN in Boston, but I thought it was horrible for one, and I don't think David Lee Roth ever heard that, and, well, nobody sounded like that. You know what it sounds like when David Lee Roth did Dave TV for his solo career on MTV. Yeah.

David David TV drops in the show. So, yes. It comes. I'm just gonna say this too, it's stupid as it is. That's why I like David Lee Roth. It's so fucking dumb, but it's fun. It's dumb. I know, and it's kind of funny that he thinks it's so good and

Everyone knows it sucks. So that makes you kind of fun too. He's not deterred even slightly Well, it's crazy as someone's doing the production. I'm the stuff. So somebody is let's you know this and putting this together Play my track number 17 listen to the production and the energy level to say it. I number 17, listen to the production and the energy levels and say it. I recollect when I mentioned to Warner Brothers records back in the early 80s, I said, I think there's going to be Spanish-speaking rock and roll stations, and I think they're going to have their own dance stations and everything on top of Mariachi or Kaleaag style and they laughed at me. What a brilliant trendsetter he is. He's psychic.

If you look at his YouTube channel, it's nuts. I mean, there's a ton of production on the shows, the video shows. Yeah. Well, I like the production. That's just a stinger. Like, he has like a car crash segue. That's a great guy. I love the video shows. Yeah. Well, I like the production. That's just a stinger. Like he has like a car crash segue. That's a great guy.

I love the car crash. It could have reminds me of like Ted Williams when he does his stinger. Oh, that's a nice guy. But it's just segue right into that. Yeah. Wow. Mark, you brought up a good point.

Maybe it was you Drew. And I didn't pick up on this. But yeah, it's the song is show in animal house. That's the the bill song You're yelling shake you know the song that's gonna. Oh the shredding song. He's gonna re-record it Shake Shake you wanna shake Make you wanna shake everybody shake the shake All right, my track number 13 this is gonna explain a lot about DLR's ridiculous Las Vegas residents Okay, good. We played clips from it. He could no longer sing on that thing. I was so bad A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- hilarious Oh, so he was doing a comedy show. Well, that makes sense. I got it. He's sitting in the corner of a library yelling at stuff out.

Where the fuck is he when he's doing that? It looks bizarre. Oh, that was just show of the video. Yeah, who knows where he is. Yeah, he's like, crouched. He's not, doesn't even have a chair. And he's just like, belting stuff stuff out and what looks like a library. It's weird But he's got good production on his face gets sunglasses on inside always

Big ol smile on his face. Did anybody watch the video for the Wilson Pickett song mustang Sally It's a really edited edited edited video of him just doing all kinds of wacky little dancing. I got to watch it. That sounds awesome. At some point. Carly car. I got a sunglasses on. Alright, inside this ridiculous.

Evacuate. All right guys, my track number 14 here. So I'll just got in here and cut with a shot of David Roth in his sunglasses. That's horrible. It's cool guys and bands. You know, V and D.L.R. That's not weird. So my track number 14 here, what I like about this, and I didn't edit this together.

This is how the show actually comes off. So David Roth tells this joke, it has this punchline. And then he has this thing that he follows it up with. And I feel like if he was a standup, this could actually be a good play for him. True to my own auto-biographic, okay? I'm only part black, considering what Kanye is saying, okay, he says he's Jewish. Great, I'm black.

Why do I have to wake up and discover that I'm a woman? I didn't, people get away with that all the time. I woke up and discovered I was Kanye West. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- It's like remember that guy a lot and so hamburger Jones like you say the push I'm like It's his own personal rim shot It has to work with that rim shot. I love how his mind works. I don't know what it's doing, but it's working. Robin Williams of music. Oh my lads. We should have thought he was talking about. It's perfect. It's not just something. So ridiculous. I love him. He's great. So then he starts talking about hanging out with Eddie Van Halen when they were kids and Eddie was writing some of the riffs there,

you hanging out in Eddie's bedroom and Eddie's writing the riffs that would become these huge iconic songs, my track number 15, David explains what his contribution was to early Van Halen. My contribution frequently was emotional content. I think we could probably summarize it as You got to keep moving

You got to keep moving baby But you get left behind You know I never lied to you You got to keep moving baby Into a song right there like that was his segue into a song. So this is my question to you guys Does David know what the fuck he's talking about He was contributing her helping Eddie at all by doing that. Yeah the PA You gotta keep moving baby. Shut up. All right, my last clip on here, my

track number 16, David's going to explain what changed with the internet because the internet changed all of our lives. Obviously, I mean, we are on YouTube. So this is a different take from anyone else about this. Now that we have the internet, Brazil is constantly in the news. Whether it's championship bull riders, what could be more American than Texas cowboy bull riding competition? And it's all Brazilian champions that are up there in top place. South American culture in general, through the grid, the internet, Facebook. There's a whole interconnectivity

Went back when I was in high school. You had KWKW one radio station that maybe was news half the time and Some raros style Oh, man, I have a feeling David Lee Roth somehow liked something and told an algorithm. Hey, give me nothing but Brazilian news. And he's like, well, what's up? I'm just going to know. No, wow, there's another story about Brazil, huh? I don't know.

Nothing talking about nothing. Nothing has ever happened to Brazil until the internet got big. What the hell, man? Guys, I got to say this show is hard to cliff only because I don't know when he's finished a thought We had Roth in studio was there on 2003 four something like that Yeah, oh, yeah, and he came in with this band and he had these ridiculous stories that led into every song kind of Springsteen used to do like every 10th song when you saw him live and You thought you were interviewing him and the other sudden he would go off in the story and it would the band would start playing

Right and Mike and I had a list. We probably had 40 questions. We're so excited ever out in the studio I think we asked two questions. Because first of all, he doesn't answer anything. Doesn't listen. And then he just starts talking about whatever he wanted to talk about anyway. But it was like a lounge act, remember? Because you should be like, oh, David,

you got a lot of money, you buy houses, and you were like, I got a house in LA, and I got a house in Panama. And then we just start playing Panama. It was the Bongo's who started up. Yeah, really. You guys played that. You guys played at the end of, I think, Brandon Titan, to the end of an episode last time I was on your talking about

David Rathai. Listen to it. And it's terrible. It's so frustrating. It's a listening to it from your perspective. You know, I know Mike Clarkson, there's a huge van, Helen, oh, yeah, they're gonna work it. Right. It's so insane. No, can you? And he never stops. If he does answer a question, he'll be talking, he'll be answering the question for like four or five minutes by the time he's four or five minutes in, he's talking about something entirely different

and then you're just lost. I just had an idea for a viral video someone can make, a conversation between Gene Simmons and David Learoff. Like, I have a conversation agent. We sat together and see what that looks like. Oh man. Woo. Oh god, he's the best.

I love him. I am so admitted. I love him. Fantastic rock, rock man. I enjoy him too. I mean, we used to play the audio from his Vegas shows because he had some horribly corny ones. Showing us.

We laughed hysterically. They were so bad and he delivered them with such confidence. There was something that worked about it. So, Carl, what's Chad, the Chad Zuma story, aftermit, that was really one of the most exciting running things. I've heard in a long time from story one when he, you know, I got to call the police guys. I got to go off the show to the emergency with the big black guy at 3 30 in the morning to then defending that for a couple days. Then the whole news story, which the news story is so stupid and not believable, it's worse

than the first story, I think, isn't it? Yeah, Chad Zuma, this fucking guy, you know, we started talking about him back in like October, maybe November, and I was having people messaging me like, girl, why are you talking about him back in October, maybe November, and I was having people messaging me like, girl, why are you talking about Chad? No one cares about this guy. He's become so fascinating. I don't even know how this happened. And I mentioned this on the show the other day,

when we first started talking about Chad, he goes, you guys are trying to make me into the next Southern John. I am not the next Southern John. He is the next Southern John, and 10 fold. He's become such a character, because he's just lying all the time. He's making up all these ridiculous stories. Even his friends hate him.

It's insane what's going on with his walk. The story over the last like six episodes of WATP alone regarding it is just batshit crazy to me and how other markets are getting involved. Rovers Morning Glory had a fantastic take down of Chad Zumak that you featured on one of your project. Over the like five days in a row on this guy, they're like, I can't believe what he's saying. He's so stupid.

It's overwhelming to try to explain it. The rover morning glory thing was that in 2014 or 15, he got beat up and he claimed they said, this is for rover. And he had just, you know, this latest punch out, he claimed, what do you say? Don't mess with Kumiya. Fuck, so Kumiya. People are just jumping him every six or seven years

on behalf of some show that's sick of him. He was just he's small, not before, just a small, I can't believe that. I've had of his time. But would you identify the show that you were jumping someone for? Because that seems like it assesses blame towards them. This is for David and Chuck the third.

I was just gonna say that's what I'd say. I choose a different show. She's a better, man. Come on. I mean, it wasn't believable. I remember I called it into Anthony's show that next day after he made that accusation. And we were laughing about it

because it just seemed so implausible and he was sticking by his guns. And then because this other show, this nobody likes onion show, was calling the police department and calling hospitals and seeing if it's true. So the information was up. And admit that he was lying about all events,

which only led to him creating new lies that he's already changed the story multiple times out, it's insane. He's a pale eyes. Yeah, and then he says he's proud of it because everyone's talking about him. So look how wonderful work I did for a misery loves company and all this, it's like, no, it's really crazy content.

Where do you go from here anyway? That's the problem. Well, he was proud of himself because he's like, everyone's talking about me. And then you go from here anyway? That's the problem. Well, he was proud of himself because he's like, everyone's talking about me. And then there's this guy, Ray DeVito, who's a comedian out of Cleveland, and they grew up together, and well, in comedy anyway.

And then Ray DeVito talks about Chad from time to time on shows, and Chad's like, all you two was talking about me, Ray. It's like, what did you want to happen? You might have the internet. You got caught. We're talking about it. What do you want? Is he getting the stuttering the internet, you got caught. We're all talking about it. What do you want?

Isn't he getting the stuttering John Treatment II where people are fucking with him saying, oh my God, Ray DeVito said that you had sex with your sister or something like, Ray DeVito, I can't believe he said I had in seven. I mean, he's acting like everyone's telling him the truth when they're fucking with him. And he gets all mad.

He believes everything that anyone tells about the internet. It's so funny because he's a pathological liar. We've obviously made that very clear between myself or over some other people. Chad is lying all the time. And so, you know how he's lying, his lips are moving. So it's funny because then he'll read something on Reddit and come on the show and he goes,

guess what I just found out, guys, this is a random runner who road. What do you mean? What's the secret? Wow, I'm kind of slightly worried about him because he was saying stuff like, I can buy a house next to Carl. I got lots of money, I can buy a house. I don't want to buy a house

because I don't want to do maintenance and I don't want to have a car, but I can buy a car. What is, where is he making income? How could he possibly he making income? How could he possibly have much income? Well, so he's doing this thing, the show called Kumiya's Cox and I'm one of the major subjects out.

Oh yeah, you're one of the cooks. A flattering. So he makes one of me, he makes one of this guy, Aaron Imhol from Seal Tell, and Minnesota, Chrissy Mayer, a few other people. And people give him superchats. And most people are watching, we're hate watching him and trying to get him riled up.

But people are giving him two, three, five bucks at a time. And so he's like, never made more money in his life. He's very proud of himself. What, how much would he make in the course of a show doing superchats? I mean, a couple hundred bucks? I'd have to watch the show to know the answer to that. I'm not walking. I don to know the answer to that.

Nor will you. No, I can't do that. I think I'm going to watch it and count up the money just for fun because he says he could move in. He could move in right next door to you, Carl. He said it. I heard him. Like, please, please report back to me. I will.

When you find out, by the way, Chad, I'm buying my second house in Florida. That's why I'm in Florida. I don't fuck myself. He doesn't want to buy a house though. He doesn't want a house or a car. He's too much trouble. He's so stupid though, Drew, because you know this. When you have a lot of money, because he keeps bringing about how much money he has,

you know, I have all this money, and he's like, I don't want to own a house though, because then there's like maintenance. Do you hire people to do that? Do you think I'm mowing my lawn? I'm not mowing my lawn. Of course. No, he's so ludicrous. He's ridiculous.

I love fixing my hot water tank. You hire people for that shit. He wins every argument somehow. At least he thinks he wins every argument, but of course he doesn't. He doesn't win any argument. But I know you got who are these socials for Thursday and then who's your guest on Saturdays? Who are these podcasts?

Someday for a bass. Before you truck her Andy will be on Saturday on who are these podcasts. Who are these socials? What I'm actually doing tomorrow, Wednesday, Wednesday is six on the Who Are These Podcasts channel because I'm flying back on Thursdays. So I'm gonna do that.

Okay. I did wanna say real quick. You guys were talking about Adam Sandler movies yesterday. Yeah. I saw a crazy night in the theater as well. Brandon. I walked. It's the only move ever walked out of. I was so appalled. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. So this is, and by the way, I give my Adam Sandler after that. I haven't seen an Adam Sandler movie since then. I went in thinking it was gonna be a raunchy cartoon and I was like, oh, this will be great.

I love Adam Sandler. And then it was just a heartfelt Hanukkah story. And I was like, oh, but hold on, that's a technical foul. It was a great song, though, right? It's a technical foul. Yeah, remember that. That's the one thing that stuck with me.

That's a technical. Okay, Carl, what about that's my boy? Have you seen that's my boy? No, I haven't, but I know you speak very highly. I wish you'd watch it. I can't. I love your opinion. I just think it's very underrated.

I just love the fact that Carl goes to his movies like, this is heartfelt. I'm out of here. It's not, it's not heartfelt. It was tried to be funny. It was it a there's a scene where the guy gets an reported John and then it falls down a hill and he's covered in poop like it's terrible so far it's way better so did you see you be Halloween I like that one

no she's giving up you've given up he's ruined it was ruined. It's over. What you need to see? Uncut gems. Oh God I am not watching on good just but not I think I should because we've been covering a lot of the Julia Fox stuff on who are these socials because she's all over She's interesting. It's she's embarrassing. She's so bad. I was Josh Saftees muse when he wrote Uncut Jack, right? But you'll watch on cut gems and she looks really hot in that because then I remember she does I'm actually gorgeous. Who is this hot piece of ass on here? So you'll you'll end up liking her and then hating Adam Sanler. I'm cut.

That's the best she can look. Oh, it looks fantastic. Without a doubt it's the best she's ever looked. All right, Carl will be, we'll be watching and listening and enjoy the rest of your trip. Yeah, hold on to your credit cards down there. Thanks for the good stuff. I think it's right behind the kitchen. See, Carl?

When the charges first started showing up on my credit card, I thought, this is fucking fraud. But then it looks a little bit closer of what was being purchased. Beer, Yeager, Lube, Magnum Condom. Nothing. Whip it. Business cards.

And that's when I realized, you were leaving me a trail of fucking bread crumbs. Hi Carl. Hi Vinnie. Vinnie, what's happening? What's happening? Hello. We are doing great, Dick. Thanks for having us out here, buddy.

Yeah, thank you. So we're sold out of live tickets. Yeah, I was listening to the beginning of your show there. We were talking about giving away additional tickets. I don't know that we can get more tickets. I mean, it's sold out, but I'll try. There's always some more. Come on, Sking. Come on, Carl. We can squeeze them in. We can, man. You know, there's, uh, there's codes for that sort of thing, but all right, codes, fire codes. Fuck, fuck fireman. We can get him in. There you go. Run on that platform.

Typical liberal bullshit. Typical Biden bullshit. Regulation. I thought you were all about freedom, Carl. I am. Yeah, what a libertarian stance you took that Carl. Honestly, honestly, now that I think about it, if there was a fire and a lot of people died,

that'd be some really good publicity for us. Yeah. I'll be here and about the who are these podcasts at the Dickshell. Right. Mass murder. Yeah. He sold one extra ticket. Yeah.

He killed everyone. He killed everyone. He killed everyone. Yeah. He got to squeeze one guy in. He was having money problems. He had to pay off all his debts and stuff. He didn't have time to.

Hey, did you guys hear about the story that happened here in Rochester at one of the music venues, three people died, maybe it's up to four now. Yeah. Because there was a stampede, they thought they heard gunfire and everyone was trying to get out of the place. Yeah. And they stopped on beat. It was a glowrilla glowrilla.

What kind of name is that? I was on a podcast with her. Really? Yeah, I just did a podcast with Rachel woman. It's a glowrilla. It's a glowrilla. It is. Cool.

Did she bring that up on the podcast? Yeah. I was on a podcast with her. Really? Yeah, I just did a podcast with a woman. It's a little real. It is cool. Did she bring that up on the podcast? What? That people died at her show. I don't think it happened yet. I don't think it happened yet.

I think that's more recent news. Oh, okay. I got you. Yeah. Interesting. And it's interesting that they heard gun shots. They did. They heard it in Fetty, can it? Yeah, it was a good fight.

It was a good show that didn't work. Yeah. The thing started going off after the show ended. And people just stampeded. Yeah. Oops. Yeah, it used to be you'd need like a whole audience to get crushed in a stampede and a venue. But now you probably only need like two or three people. Right. Step on you. Because they're so big. Yeah. Get a couple of Brendan Frazier's in there. Everybody look out. Vinnie, how do you feel about Brendan Frazier?

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I've never gotten flumics and fall through a table, so I don't fucking know how I feel about it. Did you see that? No. Oh, my watch it.

I live it. Oh. Okay. Moving on. What do you guys have for us today? Some sort of, I got you some, I got you some creeps today, Dick. I got some real fun creeps for you. We mentioned that we're from the creep off, and this is a scum parade that we're doing for you today. Yeah. The scum parade, right? We talk about creeps. You get a lot of creeps in your DMs. Oh, darling.

That's surprising. I know. What's the creepiest guy? What's the weirdest penis someone's ever sent you? Oh, it was a micro one and it had like this locking key contraption wrapped around it and it. He did that just out of nowhere. He sent you this. It's just I got a get. I get a lot of just unsolicited.

Dick pics. Wow. I don't get any. This should be asked for by the way. If I can make a public service announcement, please do not send unsolicited dick pics. If we want one, we will ask you for it. I hear a lot of women say that. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you want me to rate it, then at least tip. How much to rate? Do you think if me and Sean sent you pictures of our penises, you could tell which was which? I probably could.

I think so. Sean sent me a picture of your penis. Let me take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care.

I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. I'll take care. out of this dick, that's how you do. And these guys, all four of us in a penis off. And then you rated. I would rate it. Yeah, I love rating. When you, when you have to rate a penis, do you base that off of how much they tip or do you really just give them the right.

No, I give them the, so I actually gave one guy a rating and he came back and paid again because he didn't, he, I rated for it. I'm rated again. I wanna do it over. He did. Because I gave him like a, I gave him like a five on the grooming. And so he was like, I'll fix it, I'll fix it.

So he did, he went and like groomed it and came back and he paid me again. And I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I multiple categories. So I do length with girth, overall appearance, head size, I do grooming. Is there a personality category? Like, so yeah, that could go into faniness.

What do you know? And curvature, like if it gives a hard left, hard right? Is that bad? Hey, if it's too hard to the one side, I think there's a medication for that, if it goes too hard to one side. Really? Is there a reverse medication

so you can take, do your penis will curve? I can't go that way. Yeah. I'm sure, probably not. Anyway. I'm not gonna look over that way. Yeah, right? Yeah.

Watch TV. I gotta be honest with you. Just like elementary school, I'd be embarrassed by this report card too. That's how I like to be. Talk about this. I don't want to know what's a stranger thinks about it. That's amazing. Okay, guys, what's your, what's your creep?

What's your first creep? All right. Well, speaking of penises, let's start down in Florida. Dick, an employee in an ironically named Florida coffee shop admitted to hiding his cell phone under the sink in the bathroom so we could record footage of the winners of men he found attractive. Yeah. Spirit and Valkyrie Kiss was arrested Sunday after a patronet, a place called We Spigh Coffee

and More. Didn't make that up. Right, what? We Spy Coffee and more. The more part should have been a blue. Yeah. But I'm offended by as a marketing professional. It's a terrible name.

Yeah. They don't have the word Joe in there, the word Bean isn't in there. These are things you need for a coffee shop. It's, it's more of like a warning than anything. Yeah. Yeah, sure enough. Did he make the Wii spy coffee plays or is just a he's part owner. He's part owner. First name starts with SPY. I think that's why. Yeah. Did he want to get caught?

Yes. Wii spy coffee and more. It doesn't sound like he wanted to get caught, but boy did he get caught. Okay. Because what he did was, you know, it sounds like it was one of those one room bathrooms where there's like a toilet and a sink. And what he did is he put the phone under the sink with the camera facing the toilet. So anybody standing there, team, you can see.

He didn't have a spy camera. It was like a full on phone there. Stealth phone, a cell phone. I'm totally imagining like a flip phone with the antenna, like right. Electrical. I live streamed one of our shows like that. I know.

Everyone made fun of it, it was horrible. Okay. Well, the guy's customer sees it. Obviously, it's not very well hidden. He takes it got the guy's customer season, obviously. It's not very well hidden. He takes it, goes out and says, what the fuck is this? The guy who runs the place is like, where did you find that? I know what you're for my role.

It was in the bathroom, where the bathroom was. He's trying to play dumb. And this guy calls the cops because there was no pass code on it. He opened it up and looked and there was just videos of people's. Oh, the phone. He deserves every bit of this because you can't get dumber than that. Yeah, what does he deserve though? It's just like a bunch of guys, penises.

I guess, you know, who cares? I mean, the clue is in the name. I like to his argument though when he got arrested. He's like, listen, they're like, are you filming everybody that comes in? He's like, no, just the man I find to track. Just the hot guy. Just the hot guy. That's it.

How's he turning it on and off? It's a cell phone, right? I don't know how he did it. I haven't figured it out, but I'm sure there's got to be an app. You can delete it. There's an app. I bet you. Yeah, but yeah.

But if you want to record guys being, don't use a self identifying device. Yeah. By a camera, I love the fact that there's so many people who are caught and busted for Christ, we talk about them all the time, because they're using their phone. By another phone. By a different phone.

Get one of the Airbnb creep cameras, right? I mean, they have many bears and stuff. Yeah, the many cams. And you've seen those devices that scan Airbnb's for like hidden cameras, right? I mean, they have many bears and stuff. Yeah, then any cams, and you've seen those devices that scan Airbnb's for like hidden cameras, like they try to pick up the electromagnetic stuff. Yeah, you know about that. You guys know all about it, I mean. It's those double faced mirrors are a big thing in Airbnb's too. And one of the ways they test is if you go up to it and you use a like a dry erase marker

or a sharpie, you'll see a reflection of the line you test is if you go up to it and you use a like a dry erase marker or a sharpie, you'll see a reflection of the line you just put on the mirror to see a double glass. Why the fuck do you know that? That's such a good one. That's so good. I'm the host of the creep off. I'm so proud of this thing's going on.

What a great cover for you guys. For you, man. And by the way, if this guy just had vent invested in some double-sided mirrors, no problem. Oh, he'd still be looking at Wings right now. He'd be dicking it up all day. Yeah. He'd be having a great old time.

Next week in Wings. How did the, what was the guy who finally caught it? Was he like a midget or something? That's what I saw. He could see it automatically see under there. What the fuck is this? Hey, buddy. Oh, you got going on.

He's in the bathroom. I love for God. I said Patrick's head. He's looking at cat, I think Patrick's is better. Oh my God. He's looking at his big willy. I mean, could you imagine though, being the guy who thinks he's getting away with this, because he got away with at least 10 different films.

You have to be getting braver and braver every time you get away with it. Right, that's your point. And that would, so like this guy's not even thinking about it. He's probably just going out his day. He's like, oh, I guess I got another dick film later, and the guy walks out with the cell phone. I can only imagine what went through his head, but he's arrested, he's being charged with voyeurism, video voyeurism, and battery,

because apparently he tried to, he got into a little bit of a physical altercation with the guy who had the cell phone. Sure. He walks out, he's just, you're bad at this, man. And he got battery charges at the top of it. Is that, did he want to see the pisser?

Did he want to see the limp penises? Like that's an unflattering penis picture, no matter what kind of penis you have. Some people like wildlife photography. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Did he take these photos just for his own pleasure or was he distributing them on like another site or? I didn't say in the article. I think it was just for him.

Yeah, I think it was probably just for him. Yeah, personal. And he heard that sweet, that sweet coffee buddy, confidence, it doesn't need to sell these. He's like, listen, if we just keep this tree, you'll be able to give you the tip jar. This is got to be horrifying. All right.

So let's, let's go and move in a different direction. What do you say we do in old school beast reality stories? Yeah, cool. Sounds great. All right. Back to basics. A man who was caught having sex with a horse has been sentenced to jail this week. Oh.

So the penery 34 was heard giggling. Well, he forced himself upon the edible with his pants around his ankles in a field at a private stable in Dover Kent. And he was like, I was a giggling. I'm giggling. I think that's probably one of the most embarrassing parts of the story. Why is that relevant for the game?

He's giggling. I feel schooled. There's reports of it story. Why is that relevant to the name of the party? He's giggling. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I feel good. The tail tickles. The tail, the tail. Was it a female horse? It was a female horse, and her name was Betty, by the way, in case any of you can't hear it.

So this was covered by the Daily Star, which is hilarious. They had a photo of the pony with the eyes blacked out. Oh my God, that's a fun with it. A victim is a victim, Carl. That's serious. Yeah, that's serious. So this guy, Philip Henry, was caught red handed by an employee and he ran away from

the scene, but he was arrested when his DNA was found and it's kept taken from the pony. Oh no. They didn't rape't on the horse. You know how many rape kids are like sitting unprocessed but they're processing a fucking horse, pussy rape kid. Right. The legs are up in the stirrups. This is not good.

This is only a little pressure. Only a little pressure. You just wore the condom. You'd never got caught. Yeah. Yeah. You just want to go on. What do you fuck up, party? Yeah. She said she was on the pill. That's why I didn't ever want to go in court. Yeah. Yeah. Get this one. What do you fuck up, party?

Yeah. She said she was on the pill. That's why I didn't work. You're right. Horses are known to have latex allergies too. Oh, I see. So, a hermit. A female employee of these stables caught him right handed in the field.

They say she described the moment. She said he was standing behind the horse that was missing from the others. And so she went over to investigate, not long after she clearly saw that this guy was wearing like those worker pants like the neon yellow ones. They were down around his ankles and he was standing behind the horse.

He should have been wearing like horse legs, like pants with the horse legs on them to blend in I just like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like me on pants that's the worst right trust your eye to it yeah Did you have a step stool like how did he reach it? Like that's a pony. That's a pony. Okay. I'm envisioning like Mr. I'm gonna go way up to the horse. You didn't get that. That would be perverse. The horse made him feel like he had a small dick. It's like I wasn't any good.

Yeah. You're gonna work your way up to the real stuff. Now, this woman chases him away from the pony. They have no idea who he is. The guy who owns the pony is the mayor of the fucking town. By the way, oh, maybe he bought it for his kid. Oh no. Oh no.

He's got a tainted pony. He's the kid, he's the kid. He's the kid. He's the kid. We gotta get you a new pony because yours was raped. Rape. No. Apparently his DNA was already in the system, so they were able to track him down.

And they caught him with some weed, so they arrested him for abuse, the Audi and cannabis possession. Oh God. Here's just the insult to Andrew. There's nothing I love more than a well thought out defense. And at his plea trial, the preparation here, he claimed that he came in the field. Like he shot a load off on the field. It's jerking off.

And that the horse sat in it. Okay. Always. They said the horse has even sit down. Like, I've never seen a horse sit down. I have a dog. Do they?. Like, I've never seen a horse sit down. Do they? I mean, I'm not usually.

You what, Vinnie? I've never seen a horse sit. No, I've never seen a horse sit down. Yeah, it's, you know, the field that one spot. Wow, that's pretty. There's a one million shot, Doc. Guys got to use that excuse. She must have sat in it.

I swam off. I swam off. I farm at home. I was picking potatoes. I flipped. I happen to be naked because my yard's private. It went up my ass. That's a million to one shot.

That's like, sir, why is it peeled? This is not a good defense. A better defense would have had like, that horse wasn't my type, Your Honor, is a better defense. Yes. Yes. So a psychiatrist ordered a horrible friend.

What if he was framed? Like his wife hated him or something, and scumed him out and then shoved it in. That's a pretty elaborate prank. No one would believe it. But it's been a night in the system. Yeah. Yeah. What did he do? Yeah, exactly. He got me to it by a donkey. Either way, they said that he was not mentally ill, helped it to stand trial. He ended up pleading guilty and he was sentenced to eight months by the judge.

And this is a quote. When he was handed down the sentence of eight months, his response was, oh, that's not good. Can you imagine what the sellmates are going to do this poor guy? Not poor guy, but like that's a good point. So we all know how to file. Yeah. Yeah. Horse fuckers. We're not like what is that all on the way from them? I don't know.

I just stay away from them. Yeah. He's got to say you fucked to hoorish so people will leave you alone. I don't want anything to do with you. I'm not going to kick your ass. I'm definitely not going to fuck you in the shower. Or maybe he meets up with the other horse fuckers,

and they join a gang, and they start a gang. It's a pony boys. They take turns putting a sheet over them. One bends over and back, and one stands in front. And they put a sheet up. Mm-hmm. They have a mop for a tail, and they wiggle around. We're just three, so we've ever seen.

Yeah, Jill's not gonna be fun for this guy. Either way, eight months to the slammer for him. And my last story for today. And the horse born. What are you in for? We in some other stuff. Right. You got to bury the headline on that one.

Well, I'm in for weed too, fucking government. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much? All of it. All of it. I'm definitely in here for weed. Hey, mine's your mother's at a lot of weed. Yeah, tons.

See, this would have been great. Remember the 30s cannabis propaganda stuff they would do? It's like, oh, yeah. You get crazy. Like, they should have showed guys fucking horses. I've probably been great. Remember the 30s cannabis propaganda stuff they would do? It's like, oh, yeah. You get crazy. Like, they should've showed guys fucking horses. This is why you should be drawing this kid. Fucking refer madness.

Yeah, refer madness. This is a different time. Yeah. It was. You know, sometimes I read stories that really are terrifying, but then I'm really thankful that the person who committed the crime is a complete moron. This is one of those stories. A burglar is heading to prison for the next two decades.

After pleading guilty to burglarity in the less than a 12 year old in Cobb County, Georgia, Malik Antonio Rounds, he's 29 years old. He pled guilty earlier this week to burglarizing two homes and the less than a young girl inside of them. Now, the prosecutors say Rounds broke into a house at 2 a.m. on in February 2021. The victim reported waking up to the sound of her bedroom door opening and screened, scaring Rollins out of the house.

He was able to get away with two electronic tablets. Now, we know for giving criminal tips on the creep off. Yeah, like how to get away with your crimes next time? Yeah, how to get away with your crimes next time. Yeah, how to get away with your crimes next time. Don't steal things that notoriously have tracking devices. You're still tracking devices that brought them to his house and placed them there. Well, that's that. That sounds quickly.

Yeah, just people you don't know. The burglary was captured on a ring camera and was shared with the police a few hours later. This is same night folks. He entered a second home with the walking distance of the first. When a man in that home woke up at 4 a.m., he realized the patio door was open and his son's gaming console was missing. He then noticed the light on inside his children's bedroom and found a partially naked roulons

in bed spooning his 12-year-old daughter. What the fuck? I need a little struggle time. The stick straighter looks at the dad, the step dad and goes, help me. The step dad runs to the kitchen, gets in the chases, runs out of the house, goes taken to the hospital where she told investigators and apparently the rape kit did bear the style that she had been satanized and molested by this guy. Can I offer some advice?

When committing a crime, it's really important to stay focused on the task at hand. You can't get sidetracked. I know there's some sweet ass right there, but you just gotta get your fucking game. The cuddling, the cuddling always gets you every time, guys, you got a pump them and dump them, pump them and dump them. No matter what, the situation. Don't let your heart get into it. Don't put the pussy on the pedestal. Right? They're all the same. This was very late at night. And you know, you shoot a load. Here's in the kitchen eating cereal. No pants on or something. She's smoking a cigarette. Now, the description of the guy was very easily matched to the ring doorbell.

They were able, now they have photos of them. And guess what? He stole two tablets. So they were able to track them down. And it turns out this guy lived in the same apartment complex as all of these people. So they entered his house home and found the tablet immediately. When they go to the house though, the guy's mom answers the door. Horse. Okay.

Yeah. Shocker. And they're like, can we talk to your son? He's like, no, he's played video games right now. He's not. He's setting him up still. I know. I noticed this dick kind of smelled bad when he walked in, but he's in there playing video games.

I can't say it's Christ. I was about to credit 12 year old girls, but even if that girl was 20, I'm just not there to horny when I'm in the middle of a project You know what I mean? I just want to get the project done first I think I'm gonna get that kind of Xbox. Yeah Well, he's gonna play these games 20 years Good 20 years in prison for him. So those are our scum parades They can you get a you get a brand new ps5 and bring it home and you're over and it's like you want to go

Full around a little bit? Oh man, I got this video games. I want to play here. What do you mean? Can do a later I still want to show you this Okay, this guy a fan of the show walkie. He built a new wheel of consequences for us. Yeah, I see it Alex what's that who's that guy? for us. Yeah. I see it. Alex, who's that guy that's a Tom on that? That is me. Oh, it's based on

the Rick and Morty episode. Yeah. Where Rick finds a new person to hang out with. He ends up like landing on two crows and hangs out with crows. Yeah, yeah. Morty. Check this thing out, man. Holy functional. That's what killer. That's great.

It's got the boogness on the back there for wean. And yeah, there's a lot of details out here. It's very impressive. Are you bringing it to Philly? We could, yeah. Are you sure we can make producer Chris carry that? Why not? It's not a bad idea. We should find it. Well, thank you for this come parade, guys. Those are really bad guys and they make me feel like a better person knowing that they exist. And I am better than that child rapist, probably, maybe the pony. Somewhere in between a pony rapist and the child.

I know. I'm better than that guy. So, hey, Dick, I had Chrissy Mayer on the show yesterday on WATP and we were talking about her time over on your show, biggest problem. And she said that she loves you. You guys have obviously become friends now. She goes, I don't know about that. Bito, he didn't even come to my show. He was supposed to come out to the show. Why did he make a tourist end up show? I was making fun of him for that because she cared actually.

I know he's got this like, he's got this social anxiety where I think he thought that she was like, just tolerating and he got real in his head about it. He's like, why don't I go and everyone won't like me like an imposter syndrome like he can't believe or something. He always goes to the sun, don't let it end up. I'm really like, I'm really suck. It's more like they just don believe or something. He always goes on Twitter. We're gonna find out. I'm really like, I'm really suck.

It's more like they just don't like me. He makes himself uncomfortable thinking that. Like, well, she asked about you. And he's like, yeah, of course, he just asked like, because it's you. And she's like, well, where's Vita? Like, no, you should be there. You fucking idiot.

Some people have a hard time believing that. And then he comes on the next week and he's probably do a show biggest problem where we bring in like, what's the biggest problem in the universe every week and argue about it's retarded stuff. And he brings in like community detachment. Like Vito, you just like all the local comedians were there and you decided not to come

for no reason. Um, that was why he went. I think he's afraid of girls. If I had a whole other thing. I'm not going to tell you you're wrong. I know you're not. Chrissy's like, yeah, you wouldn't even make eye contact with me. It seemed really weird.

The doctor, all the sheet talks on the internet. And that was going to be, I meet the guy. It's very different. Yeah, I told her that he was a nice guy. Too nice. Yeah. Oh, well, we tried. Bring Chrissy to Philly, comedie.

That's where I met, uh, Shijie at Chrissy's show. Oh, well. Chrissy to Philly commuter. That's where I met Cheezy at Chrissy's show. Oh, well Chrissy and I are tight tight. We're really good friends. Oh very cool. Yeah, I've been a Chrissy forever Okay, I'm tight with Chrissy as well. Where she's getting married in June. Oh Wedding coming up. Wow I want to provide some it's really really Quiet and I was like wait, did you know? Yeah, I wanted the bridesmaids. Cool. So I don't like to like talk, you know, it's like her business to talk, but yeah. Are you gonna get a present for her wedding? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no see that. Well, that don't see that. Yeah, man. Sam, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

You don't have to get them a present. They can't take the food back. Yeah. Good point. You just show up. Interesting. I didn't have time. Try that one.

Get them a card. It's a whole new wedding crash. I would have gotten a present, but I just don't care enough. Dear so and so. I'm your gift. You're lucky I showed. Her standup was funny. She talked about how she's got to convert her material from, these are her words, I think.

She would convert her material from being a whore, like to being a wife. She's like, oh, I'm making all these sandwiches. I'm doing jack off motions in my face, and people listening at home. Yeah, that's funny. Okay, guys, thank you. The creep off, we're live on YouTube on the creep off channel.

Every Monday at 1 p.m. Eastern time. That's us. I'm in Florida tomorrow, so I won't be about Brian Johnson from Tellm. Steve Dale will be joining Vinnie. We are going to have a Smackdown. It is going to be a creepiest hog farmer tomorrow. We're going to find out who's the creepiest hog farmer of all time. That's quite a competition, I guess. Steadmin. You have no more than there's more than one. So that's. Yeah, get it. Yes.

Okay, guys. Thank you. I'm backed by two. We are fine. I'm backed up. I yeah, okay guys Thank you very much for calling in have a good one By Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone Show these cold white cows. Hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I'm going to do it. I don't know. I don't know.