Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep396 - Mean Girl

Episode Date: March 26, 2023

I'd like to introduce you to Alex and Jordyn, two of the dumbest people you'll ever hear. I'm not sure what the point of this show is unless the point is for the listeners to laugh at the hosts. Or maybe the deep state is keeping tabs on anyone who actually listens to this show so they can trick them into future attacks on the capitol and governor kidnapping schemes. Trucker Andy is on this week to figure out if Alex and Jordyn are a suitable replacement for Alex and Sofia (they aren't). Then we check out Ari Shaffir doing whippets on JRE, Cardiff Electric on Misery Loves Company, Cardiff Electric on Opie Radio, and Chad Zumock on Opie Radio. Also, the debut of our new review girl Maribeth and another riveting round of To Catch An Alien. Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's a bonus episode with patty see cups. That one back in time. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Mean Girl. This was a suggestion from my buddy blind Mike Geary, the barstool show. We have both of us in separate way. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Alex Bennett and Jordan Woodruff. And I guess this is the show that

was meant to replace Call Her Daddy. That's what Mike was saying. It seems like it wants to be sort of like I get those vibes a little bit. Let me read the description of it. Worlds collide in this podcast when married Alex Bennett and single Jordan Woodruff come together for honest conversations about sex, struggles, moving to a new city and growing up. I guess those four things.

They were talking about makeup, but I was listening, I didn't mention that, but four things in here. Sex struggles, that's two. I mean, it's not like one. That's in here, sex struggles, that's two. I mean, it's not like one, that's sex struggles, but sex, Kaba struggles, moving to a new city and growing up. Out of the four topics struggling with makeup. I'm baby, maybe. I think moving to a city and growing up are struggles.

So now we're just out of two things at a time. Yeah, I guess so. All right, so I want to start off. I'm going to play you guys the intro to this show and super knowing right off the bat. We're your besties in your ear. Back for another episode of Meen Girl Pod. Wow.

Welcome back to another episode of Mean Girl Pod. Alex, how are you? Great, I just have this sudden inkling to tell everyone to watch on YouTube, right? Right out of the gates, so we don't say it at the end. So they can see your orange hands and your shaky fingies. Vigies, can we not? I always call them totesies and fingies when I was a kid.

One of the things they do is they say silly words that make them giggle. Yeah, and that's a big part of the show. Sillyness. Strap in guys. We got our besties and our ears. I like how the intro when they're walking down the streets of New York, they cut it right before the cam pulled up and almost hit them. Yeah.

I think I was leaning on the horn. Get out of the way! Come on! All right, so she's was leaning on the horse. Get out of the way! Oh, yeah! Ha! Ha! All right, so she's already out of the gate. They're laughing their asses off with fengies. So I gotta give credit to Alex here, the blonde. She's an opportunity.

She's like, oh my gosh. I bet I can get her to say other funny words to get even more laughs rolling here. Where did you call, like, if you had to go pee or like, poop, what'd you call that? I gotta go potty or I gotta go pee. Like when I was younger? Yeah, you know, right now.

I'm dookie. Oh my god. No. Not dookie. You used to say I have to go dookie. I'm gonna dookie. No, you didn't. Guys, dookie, is that outrageous or what?

It was getting believe it. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop everything. You said dookies, that outrageous or what? I was kidding, believe it. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop everything. You said dookie?

Holy shit. As a grown adult, that's so incredible. I don't even know what to make of it. And hilarious. And I think you checked out a different episode than I did. I did because I just, you know, I went and found it on YouTube. And the first one I landed on was, I think it's episode 59.

And, um, just, you've already mentioned that this is trying to be color daddy. They are the girls named, also named Alex. The boxing, right. Yeah. And then they got like a more homely brunette. This is a reminder of when the dukes of hazard, they got rid of bow and Luke and they brought in Vance and Koi, and it was just a fucking worse version. You kids remember that?

Yeah, you thought the show was bad before. All the racism you remember, but only even fucking worse. So, uh, clip one, I think it's just like, it starts off with a dud. This is, they're like, oh my god, it's, isn't that so funny? No, this is the opposite of funny.

I was on the phone for 58 minutes outside your room. I know I heard you the entire time through my phone call that I was on. I was on. Alex, I were both on the phone and I was in my room on the phone with someone and she was out of time in my room on the phone with someone at the exact same time.

Why didn't I go to my room to get on the phone? I have no idea. So funny. Well, if you say so. Nope. I'm gonna, anytime anyone says a joke on the show today, just say that was really funny,

so that we all know. Yeah, right. That was funny. All right, so funny. So that's that. Thank you. I do it. I had a feeling.

So the reason why this show was on a radar is because they're constantly saying things that are click bait either looking for attention in all the wrong ways. And this is what Blind Mike brought to my attention on the last episode of who are these socials, which is on a separate RSS feed. If you like that show, we're also live on YouTube every Thursday at six, but that's beside the point. The point is that these girls like to talk about how they don't wash their hands and I guarantee they're just doing this for attention. But then I made the conscious decision to stop washing my hands. I think when I was in

college, was it college for you? I don't know. That's what I remember because one of my good friends from college also doesn't wash her hands and it was like, oh, we had that bonding experience. One day I was like, I'm just not gonna wash them. She was like, I'm not either. I don't wash my hands. So, and that was college for me. I don't really trust people that wash their hands because, well, one, I don't think it does anything

to actually wash. It doesn't, it doesn't do anything to actually wash them. I do wash if I go. They, they didn't, they didn't use to wash them back in like the back way back in the day when they didn't have, and you would go to the bathroom out in the outhouse, nobody washed their hands then and there was like what kind of flat earth or conspiracy that washing your hands doesn't actually wash them yeah we've

been talking about this for decades about washing your hands he points of washing your hands and it's this flat earth or over here is going by the way washing your hands doesn't wash your hands okay they also used to die at the age of 36 when they use outhouses you fucking moron No, it wasn't a better time spoken like a fucking asshole that's never put in a hard day's work at an entire fucking life Well, one I don't think it does anything to actually why it doesn't it doesn't do anything to actually wash them I do wash if I do number two They didn't used to wash them back in like the back way back in the day when they didn't have and you would go to the bathroom

On the outhouse nobody washed their hands then and there was less diseases. Well Alex. Have you ever gotten COVID? once I've never gotten COVID and I don't wash my hands All right Yeah, even Alex is like what science checks out guys, right? So guys I also need attention because we're not getting enough attention anymore. So I stopped wiping my butt I walk around all day with shit mass I know I know but it's true, you know, it's just like because there was a time before toilet paper and everyone was way cleaner back that it smelled better

When no one wiped their ass no one washed their hands everyone lived to be alive. I would know when wiped their ass, no one washed their hands. Everyone lived to be 100 and smelled great. Right, running water wasn't a thing. Those are the days to be alive, obviously. So no, Alex goes out and to explain why she doesn't watch her. It's because she explains that she'll run the water and stand there so that people think she's washing her hands. And then a lot of who's like their producer, whatever,

goes, why not just wash your hands, that? Yeah. You go through all this trouble, just put your hand under the sink under the running water since she explains why she doesn't do that Why not just do it if you're gonna pretend I Don't want it. I don't like being wet He also does shower that's why I hate being like I don't want to I want to live by the ocean I don't want to get in the ocean. I want to see it. I want to, I want to be by a pool. I don't want to get in the pool. I hate water. You know what's interesting? You're kind of like a cat. I hate cats.

But cats hate water. Okay. I guess me out. But you know what's weird? You, so we have very dry hands, but we don't wash our hands. You would think we over wash our hands. Conversation is retarded. My God. He said stupidest women on the internet. These girls are gross. Oh my God. He's a stupid swim and on the internet. These girls are gross. They're stupid.

They're not attractive enough to be the stupid. Like, that's the thing. Like you mentioned earlier, like Sophia Franklin, Sophia with an F. Yeah, she just get better. Yeah, you just get better. You get better. Vocal fry or looks, everything about,

I love, I like just great. These girls, just not do it at four of them. Jordan is not going to a spin-off show. Yeah, I wanna say the day Portanoi, the same it. The same it, bro. I know what you're trying to do here. The same it, listen to these rambling conversations. This conversation is all over the fucking place.

It's impossible to follow. Let's talk about late bloomers. Yes, so, cause of the Haley and Selena thing? Well, we so because of the Haley and Selena thing well we were talking about the Haley and Selena thing Mm-hmm, which Alex didn't know anything about by the way. I live under a rock Yesterday I haven't seen Dumb and Dumber. Yes What I've never seen Dumb and Dumber have you seen step brothers? I've seen step brothers I haven't seen Dumb and Dumber the Titanic the notebook and there's one other. Oh, there's a lot more. A lot. Okay.

But when you get on bad roads, you're watching all those movies. I don't think I like Dumb and Dumber though because it's so old. Like I don't like things that are filmed on old screens. Like 95 maybe. Oh, there's like the 80s. I've never seen the Titanic or the dumb and dumb. Yeah, like she named three movies and said, and there's one more. Yeah, and one more as you have everything else in the fucking universe I've seen.

And no one called her out for saying she was like, movies filmed on old screens. Yeah, no, no, I would just like, yeah, at that point, they're picking their battle. You think so? I think that they're all that's too bad. That's, that's my opinion on it, but I could be wrong. Think about that. That conversation started with, I had to write this down. So I remember it started with a conversation about late bloomers. It's how that conversation started. And I didn't even know how we got to dumb and dumber was, you know, 80s. Well, when she finally sees it, dumb and dumber, she's going to come into her own.

And then she'll be a full bloomer. There her own, that she'll be a full bloom. For the documentary. She'll be a full bloom. That's probably one of those. Andy, what else from your episode? Did you pick up on what's something up the show for you? This is great, because when you said, you recommended this show.

I checked it out, I was driving down the street. I almost crashed my fucking car. This is the funniest, stupidest thing that you are gonna hear all year. This is a series of three clips, clip two. We're gonna learn a lot about dinosaurs. Oh good. Which am of loss or after?

Oh, a tur- Oh, do you believe in dinosaurs? Like, do you think dinosaurs were real and existed? Or do you think they were in the thoughtical creatures? You know, I believe in a lot of things, but I don't know. I don't know. source were real and existed, where do you think they were in the thoughtical creatures? You know, I believe in a lot of things, but I don't know. I don't know. They found fossils from them, I think.

Yeah. And the part of me likes to think that there was, but part of me likes to also not think that there was, because it freaks me out. My mind is blown right now. I think I believe in them. Tyrannosaurus Rex is the ones that flew, right? No. Tyrannosaurus Rex, you're the master one with the little hands, right?

Yeah. That's a two-round. Teradactyl. Teradactyl, that they flew a lot about dinosaurs. Wait, Tranasaurus Rex is a two-round. Yes. Oh, they're the same thing. They got the little two-round.

Tranasaurus, look. Do you think they're real or fake? Yes. You think they're real? Okay. Okay, because they found the remains. Yes. Okay. And they found the remains. Yes. They weren't just methodical creatures. These idiots, those are all dragon balls.

That's unpresivable. There's no such thing as dinosaurs, these dummies. Those flying T-rexes will catch you every time. So that's the thing. Now we have to debate this. Because in my episode, I was like, oh, these people are really stupid. And then we're already finding out they're really stupid. And this too, is that the point?

Are they trying to say stupid shit? I think so. Can they help it? Maybe they can't help it. It would be my guess. They're just stupid. You can't possibly say this many dumb things without actually being dumb.

And clip two, we're gonna, I don't know, three. We're gonna uncover a little more dinosaurs stupidity. But dinosaurs don't, if you're a reptile, you don't have to have sex to reproduce, you just lay eggs. No, you do have sex. Oh, right. How would that, like a penguin right? That's my knowledge of...

My knowledge of... So, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And they lay eggs, right? You haven't been trying to imagine these large dinosaurs like having intercourse, how like how would you Oh, no, I mean

I'm sorry Well, that's I'm saying and well, I mean Vity Paulino's married so I see he's also in her course. I mean Out of the room with all the real things about it No, I mean like transfer is Rex penis well That's I'm saying and then and then I'm saying how that They went extinct because they stopped reproducing but I guess there was a meteor. I didn't know that part You didn't wait Alex. Are you serious? Yes? You thought they just stopped fucking yeah

She thought that they're just like yeah, well they didn't invent my egg girl and the guys all got soft The run of sorrows just didn't find his wife attractive anymore She let herself go and his defense. Start swinging. You serious? Yes, it's like basic third grade history. I've never heard that. In the Gulf of Mexico?

The Big Bang? No, not the Big Bang! Jordan went from calling the other one out for being dumb to say the big bang killed dinosaurs immediately after that like third grade history. Third grade history. The big bang is when the dinosaurs fuck each other. That's a big bang. That's a big bang.

Right. That big towards that stuff. Holy shit. Alright, let me just ramp up the dinosaur saga. We in that with clip 4 here. They weren't killed by the blast. They were in China. They were killed by the lack of sun for the plants

and then everything died. And I don't know about that. Okay, no, I mean, I'm in on it. But so I would think we would find a lot more remains. Oh, but it was so long ago. So long ago. Right. And, okay, I'm kind of in on this.

Mm-hmm. All right. I think I might believe in dinosaurs now. I love how passionate you are about that. I love them. That's so cute. Well, the fuck is debating believing in dinosaurs? How is this a debate that's going on amongst young people right now?

And what convinced her is that they're cute? I don't know how that guy looks. I was just like, I don't know about that. Well, yeah, of course you don't. You're in a missile. Yeah, I'm right. I know how Alex is just like, I don't know about that. Well, yeah, of course you don't. You're in a missile. Yeah, I'm right. And missiles don't know any of your very, very dumb.

What do you know about that? Yeah, right. There are moments in this show that I'm like, we'll just say anything that you know. You know, it's like the celebrity jeopardy on us and out. It's like, just write a number down. I need number. Just write a number.

All right, so here's an example of how stupid they are is gonna piss everyone off. You don't have the same genesis quad, Jordan. I'm not Italian. So it's difficult for me. That's French house. Italian. From the Midwest, the one I'm. I need coffee.

Give me some coffee and bagel so I can read the next topic. Because our bagels Italian. Everybody knows you never go full retailing. So she was trying to do an Italian accent and she says, give me some coffee. What? I'm a clumped. Yeah. And it gets even stooped in her hair because I only started trying to Brooklyn Zidoli,

right? They try to start to figure out what all the different types of food are from. Oh, oh. Yeah, they thought bagels were telling it. This is not gonna go, wow. Yeah, and who has pizza, Italy? Italian, yeah.

Let's get question now. But what's a pizza bagel then? Whoa! No, no, one of them are confused. That might be why. Alright, so it gets even dumber after that. Who has steak? Probably us, French.

Everyone ever has steak. Is it like, calm from like, if you think, I guess American, to the French out of the French fry? And they should. No. come from like an like if you think I guess American to the French of the French fry And they should No The French don't have the French fry. I don't think so. I don't know. It's a good question I feel like everyone has French fries everyone has like palm freaks But every never had to originate in France or why would they put French in front of it beef Wellington? That's

French England oh in front of it. Beef Wellington, that's uh, French. England. Oh, keep it around. Yeah. Christ. Thank you from India. Everyone knows that. We're steak from the French. Yeah. A French steak, please. So good. Sounds amazing. I really go for one right now. All right. I only eat Mexican chicken. Is there more dumb shit from your? Oh, okay. That's amazing. I really go for one right now. All right. I only eat Mexican chicken. Is there more dumb shit from your? Oh, okay. That's funny. You should mention that because clip five, I don't even remember what it was, but I wrote

here. Jordan is the Michael Jordan of stupidity. I mean, I've been just feeling extra dumb because you guys ever get to the point where you're kind of on this like go go go burnout where you can't even try to comprehend what's going on where you're just choose to be just not like dummies in the right word, but just like To yeah, you got one right comprehend the conversation. It's never happened to you I want to borrow money from her Sorry, she's just that how enough to be that stupid

The ratio is all off with this one. Yeah, and F just not how enough to be that stupid. The ratio was all off with this one. Yeah. And F T's, I'd like to sell her. Yeah, I don't. And then Jordan explains that if she were hotter, then she'd be a bitch. Like her personality would suck if she had grown up a trash. It's nice to grow up not that cute because then you're humble and you have to have a good personality. Yes, I mean, I'm not saying I would be an asshole if I was born looking like Hayley Bieber, but I don't know. Like I, we all know I wasn't the cutest girl in high school. I'm not saying I'd be an asshole. I think I know what you're saying. I should, I think it's exactly what you're saying.

Don't she tell us to be something that I didn't know. I didn't want to. Um, female that that is I didn't know that women were doing this That's very true. Yeah, do you know that guys so like there's some girls that will shave their face because guys The reason that some guys don't wrinkle is because they shave every day and so they're constantly sloughing off like the top layer of skin So my skin is so perfect. You shave your face. Yeah, I have to show the peach Offing off like the top layer of skin. So my skin is so perfect. You shave your face. Yeah I have to show the peach Buzz The whole thing with a razor. No, you guys know like the little yeah the micro blading is how it's called oh

Okay, yes that I micro blade my face like once a week. Oh, and it like genuinely I Yeah, it like it's but what about your mustache? I was growing back more I have to do that like every like four days. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Sorry, you can't stop. You can't, you never can. I want to say my next two.

I'm sorry. If I walk into my girlfriend shaving her face, that's, we're done. That's a no go for me. I'm done with that. I'm like the Dodgers did a great job in your vagina. I couldn't tell. Right. I'm out of here.

I always suspect that you were a man. I know how I have proof. She's shaving her face once a week. I'm out of here. I always suspected you were a man. I know how I have proof. She's shaving her face once a week. I'm sorry, guys. Does anyone know what girl who does that? I've never heard of that before. Is that a thing? Apparently, everybody does it.

Okay, news to me. Maybe it's the best kept secret. So this is more retarded talk about body hair. These women have. Okay. All of the same hair. It's just some people have darker than others. Yeah. Do you guys have forearm hair?

Yes. I've been shaving my arms since I was like in six grade. See, so your arms will, your arms will age nicely. You think? Oh, I know. If you're shaving them, yes. Right. The arms are the first thing to go, guys.

Yeah. Look at her forearm. So old shit. And they're wrist. I like the idea. And I don't know if they're talking about, if you were talking about just those three women or just all women, they all of the exact same on a hair, but it's different colors, like no, that's definitely not true.

I know for a fact that that's not true. And then that one girl's been shaving her forums in sixth grade? I want to talk to her parents about that. Why are you letting her shave her forums in sixth grade? That's bizarre behavior. I don't know. I'm not you're crazy about this. Probably some brilliant kid called her Harry Henderson. Well, this has got to go. You seem to know a lot about

this. I was in her class. And by the way, I just want to say that if I'm off on this, if there's women listening, I can stop right there. All right. Anyone else you got? Okay. In my episode, I think a lot of the topics that we're discussed, we're making me realize that maybe this whole gender inequality thing is finally coming to an end because they bring up a lot of topics.

This first one is them sending a round of shots to a group of guys and these group of guys not reacting the way that they wanted them to. So they spend all this money and then they felt like it was a big waste of time and it's not like that's never happened to a guy doing that to a group of women, right? That's here, clip 6. Restaurant. So we send this table five, six shots every minute mark. Yeah. We did something that but he shots

are really expensive to kill up. We got the billback and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? He sent them Casa Azul to Kila Shots. Nice. That was nice of us. I'm not really nice. To them don't drink it turns out. Yeah. I got this waiter just kind of burned up. He's like, I'm not really nice. Two of them don't drink, it turns out. Yeah. I think I got this waiter just kind of burned up. He's like, I'm gonna send him in the top shelf, right? Fuck you guys. That's stupid.

Let's see. Clip seven, this is another one. They're talking to these guys. And Jordan is, you know, Alex is married. Jordan's on the hunt. And she was a little disappointed that maybe the best looking guy in the group already had a boyfriend Why did you just talk to me? I just wasted all this time buying you tequila and Chanting you up and then you turns out you have a fiance

Also, I don't have a fiance just saw you shaving your face of the bathroom It's also I don't have a fiance just tell you shaving your face in the bathroom My fiance George Glass is meeting me here. Yeah, right This never said them. Yeah Like you were my um wingman wingman so you're exempt Yeah, why them too? I know because the other guys were saying some of them I believe were single But, but it kind of made me sad. I was like, yeah, these two guys who are one, about to propose and the others about to propose are hanging out too for all they know.

Well, they knew what you were married, but like a single girl. And I was like, oh, like how did it make me sad? Because like my future husband is that I'm gonna kill him. But I, yeah, no girls ever done that. Well, taking a free drink and letting a guy on. And also, they didn't want to fuck you. So, they did it to be wrong.

You know? Now, they're worth a try. I'd give girl who knows. Yeah, you're not, you're not every guy is interested in you Jordan, most are in. Oh, and by the way, Jordan talks about relationships and the dynamics within a relationship. And she uses the scale one to 10, like we all do, but I don't think she's using it the way that we do

if you need a ten you need to date someone who also is a ten like i'm a ten like i need a lot from a relationship i can ever day to four i'd be so disappointed i'm happy all the time i'm a that's retarded yeah whoa so i think what she means by that is that she's high maintenance. I Think she means she's a 10 on the maintenance scale in a relationship I'm a 10 stupid But that could be it too. I don't even know I was working fuse and I was working fuse why these two are even on a show. Why they're on a show on bar stool, which is a huge platform for them. And then all the sudden,

Alex says this. And I was like, wait, what? Right. Like my mom was on KFC the other day. And I was listening to it. And she said, KFC said something. And she said, Oh, my husband's always just done what he wants. So KFC is a show. It's Kevin Clancy hosts the show on bar stools, but are forever. And so she's like, my mom was just on KFC. Your mom, your mom's part of bar stool too. Is that how you got this job? So I did a little research on apparently Dave Portnoy saw a 30 second video of her

and her mom on TikTok and then hired them both. He's like, oh, that's a funny video. And now they both work for a bar stool. Oh, yeah, I know. This is deep, portnose business acumen is taking a hit. I honestly, I thought Elm's Cooper was a bad hire, but I was wrong about that. So fired me for me to tell a portnose I had to run his business. All right, I want to talk about dumb Jordans. This is her talk about this

all day. Obviously, this is her. Listen to her try to pronounce this word. And I'm the last one. I should be saying anything about that. I know, I know. Doesn't mean I can't point it out. I don't think I can ever date someone like that because I need a more structure and more I know what the right word is clearly I need more structure Yeah, I got this ice out here structure That was at the top at structure. I'm pretty sure

And then there's no H in there. Sometimes our coxure, some within our structure, right? A more licksure than I have a structure. So she tries to word again later on in the conversation. And she gets closer. This time I think she's almost there. We came from the south in the Midwest where our relationship norms are so structured.

All right. Okay. I think there was an R in there somewhere. It was a little bit closer. Intubatee or something. Yeah, something in there, baby. Now this is a conversation if you were torturing my mom in front of me, I couldn't explain what they're talking about here.

No idea. This just again, they they're talking about here. No idea. This just again, they just go off on these wild tangents. I have no idea what they're talking about. But again, this word comes up. I mean, I feel like you should find a synod of the four. I'm thinking how? Which by the way, did you know that Jake is a character in Yellowstone?

The act. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Someone DM'd us down, they're like, Alex, how do you know his name? He's in the Yellowstone. I, yes, yes, yes, yes. Someone DM'd us down and they're like, Alex, how do you know his name? He's in the Yellowstone. Well, I don't know. I'm still trying to think of John Dunn's real name right now.

So, oh, that's his character? No, no, no, no. But that's what I'm saying of like, I know, so Jake is John Dunn back in the day. Oh, got him. I'm saying, John Dunn is so famous in real life. I don't know his real name. Like, I don't know Rips' real name. I know them by their names in the day. Oh god, I'm saying I, John Dunton is so famous in real life. I don't know his real name. Like I don't know Rips Real Name.

I know them by their names in Yellowstone. Yeah, yeah. Does anybody know John Dunton's name? Isn't it like, isn't that Kevin? Costner, yeah. So, cost you. Oh my god, it was driving me crazy ever since the beginning. But it's just like how I struggle with,

do I want Patrick Dunn's here to do it on Jake? It's like, do I want a structured relationship? You keep saying this word. I don't think it means. I started saying precisely after a while because I'm like, it's a different one to you. You can actually pronounce the porcupic method. That's correct. All right, Andy. What else do you pick up on from our friends Jordan, Alex? I have in clip age.

Jordan's talking about going out on the town without Alex. And it sounds like she got alcohol poisoning. Oh, good. Now that is attractive. I, first of all, don't know how I drank that much alcohol in one night. And I was drinking so many, so many different types of alcohol. I had drank and we had two bottles of wine. Where's that kid, Zumaq?

Yeah, what's going on right now? I got a gun. I stole a handle of Tito's. Hi. First of all, don't know how I drank that much alcohol in one night. And I was drinking so many different types of alcohol. I had drank and we had two bottles of wine.

We had gin or I had gin. I had two of these like other, that coffee cocktail I was talking to you about. I was taking vodka shots. Tequila shots. Haking? Yeah. That's a drug addict right there.

I was taking vodka, tequila. I think she's still drunk. That would explain what I was talking about. That would explain it. That would explain it. She looks pretty bad at this one. Yeah. She didn't get there in time for makeup. Yeah, she's wearing a kids clothing.

She didn't wash her hands or hair. You're right, Trevor. Just slap some makeup on this. Oof. All right. That one's like a lot of drinking. Good time. Okay. Now in clip nine, this is more that gender equality coming back into play.

Where do they talk about how guys spend money on girls, so therefore girls control all the money. Okay, makes sense. Not a lot. And he said the way a guy handles money is always driven by a girl. So whether you're married or so like the way a guy handles or thinks about or spends money is always driven by a girl. Oh, it's slower still.

That's a difficult time. You've done it down for me. Now follow me on this stupid. All of the month. All right. So Clip 10, she finally figures it out. Jordan starts catching on in this concept. And this is not a difficult concept to comprehend.

I have to say, wow. And how it dictates, it's just kind of this ever evolving circle. And I don't know how I feel about it, or if I even agree with it, but I think it's really fascinating. Can you say like the over arching point again? So I guess the overall theme is the way a guy handles money is always different by a girl True or false don't know so does that mean that Girls control men's thoughts

I mean maybe a little bit oh, it must be girls controlling men's thoughts because she's a girl and I think she's an idiot. Well, that's a good point. I do have to say that I'm married and my wife was like, you gotta buy a brand new PRS for up to 24. But I don't have to get kinda money. You crazy. No, just do a fine. Worked like a term.

Fine, Jen. Now, buy a fucking PRS. I already don't do them. Yes What if you insist That is by the way there is truth to that I've been you know been a marketing and you always market to women You're gonna make out with buying decisions because they nag He's want to shut him up After a while we'll go to Florida that whatever

up after a while. We're going to Florida that one ever. I can. I'm all out of clips. Oh, all right. I got, I got two more. All right. So then they start talking about their generation, they get whatever their millennials. And they start talking about how And they start talking about how over history, the wealth generated from each generation, boomers, Gen X, millennials, tumors, the millennials return the least amount of wealth into the economy. So this is then discussing that and flip a little. Oh, thank God, they're talking about the economy. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna,

this is just what I did. I don't think it was some investing tips too. He knew it all fixes the economy. It, yeah, we're going to, this is just what I did. I don't think it was some investing tips to a girl fixes the economy. She's so surprised. Okay, so every generation has like a wealth attached to it, like maybe they're 20% of like the overall money in the entire world. But we're the first generation of very long time to be such a low number. Like we're not making up for like the economy or anything like that because they said we spend said our money on experiences and I mean She's she's not wrong, but the way she said that was so stupid

He didn't mean anything maybe they're 20% of like the overall money in the entire world But we're the first generation of very long time to be such a low number We're the first generation in a very long time to be such a low number Okay, something up for me. I get it. Don't even show me your source. I just believe you. Now I get it.

Like, we're not making up for like the economy or anything like that because they said we spend all of our money on experiences and like less of things and like nobody has money saved or anything like that. And I was like, that's pretty cool. I believe that. I feel like out of all my friends, 90% of them will say they'd rather have an experience than an actual like tinge wide on.

Yeah. Fully. Yeah. And much other go to Miami than by a purse. Well, I hope you enjoy your experience of living with your parents and your parties. Burning Man was fun. It really prepared me for being homeless.

Why did she? Why did she? Why did she say at the end of that we don't have any money and that's pretty cool Why did she think that was pretty cool? We almost have like no money at all because we spend it frivolously and we're investing it We're not saving it. That's pretty cool. I spend it on buying guys shots in Miami. Yeah, top shop to Kila for other people for strangers It should have been spent on soap. Pretty cool. The problem with soap though is it's so dry. There's no way to spread that yourself. Oh, I guess if you had water. Yeah, and that's a fleeting experience. True, that's true. Yeah. Who wants to own something?

When you could just go to Miami. Yeah, I like that you can either buy a purse or go to Miami like mutually exclusive. You're making the right decision. I'd go to Miami over by the purse too, but I'd at least buy a bag in Miami. Hey, huh? She's spending a million dollars on spray tin. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's definitely, yeah, spray tin is definitely happening with her. All right, let's clip.

This is Jordan being disappointed with the dating pool and how nobody wants to have a deep conversation and get to know her by asking her probing questions. I'll probe her. But I've been briefly talking to guys here and there and I'm realizing like they don't ask any questions. It would be even like, what's, what questions could you answer?

Do you believe in dinosaurs? What's your name? Just your first name. Good luck. What's, oh, what you did, what you have for dinner, Sniper, blah, blah. Okay, so what's your favorite food?

And then nothing back. And it got to the point where I literally was like, well, I know you're not gonna ask me, so I'm just gonna offer you my answer to keep the conversation going. Like I've been saying that to people because it's getting so frustrating. They don't wanna know what my favorite color is

or what my shoe size is. They don't wanna engage in this great conversation. Imagine that. You're a boring moron. That's why they don't wanna ask you questions. Yeah, I Imagine that. You're a boring moron. That's why they don't wanna ask you questions. Yeah, I have a feeling there's a lot of eye rolling going on in conversations with this woman.

I don't know why he's not engaging in this riveting conversation that we're having. I had chicken fingers for dinner. What did you have? Get me out of here. All right. Another top shelf shot please. I think we should keep our eye on Mean Girl. I want to see where this show is going.

Because they don't do huge numbers. I think the episode I was looking at had like 10,000 views on YouTube. But I don't know that they're a YouTube show. They kept promoting their YouTube throughout the podcast. I think they have more people listening to the show. Which is smart. Hey.

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Magicmind.co slash watp. Let's, let's move on to our. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. Our cringe of the week this week comes in from an unknown voice maler who said, college, you see Ari Schaffer on Joe Rogan doing whippets. So I did fight a clip of this and I thought we could watch this.

Now I think there's, who else is on this episode? What is that? He's bad. Don't shit. What do you got Whip-its? Yeah. Oh, you say you're like Mark Norman talking about. Did you really bring Whip-its?

This is Whip-its, bro. Oh, dude, those give you brain damage. And those numbers. You don't need that in your life, bruh. I'm not gonna whip it. Yeah, you're gonna do Whip-its. What are you 12? I used to do Whip-its when I worked.

Did you 40? Yeah. What are we doing? Whip-its or 12? I used to do wipits when I worked at you. For a day. What are we doing with that? We're 12. Newport cream ring. I know. Ice cream store. With a new cream thing.

Yeah, we get that. I don't, I didn't like it. It just gives you a headache. It's not really great. What a farce, though. I cannot. You're really good. And I heard somebody go, one for 10, 30, 20.

I miss you. Look, you have little gauges in shape. Where do you buy this any any? Oh with you what explodes? What if it explodes it says compressed gas? What if that explodes and you lose your fingers? Oh, you're gonna do it on so good doing a whip it, dude Why are you excited about this? I'm happy he's doing it. I'm a show We're doing why do you have to use the balloon by any stall? It's on the stoop right there by the cell

He goes like the older comics because are you? And he saw us on the stoop right there by the cell. He goes, like the older comics goes, are you guys doing wippits on a stoop? I don't think so. Tell me what the wippits do. It just makes everything giggly for a minute. But doesn't it give you brain damage? For like 30 seconds. Does it go over the wippits?

Do it after he does it. I need to know because I'm considering doing it. Oh, you should do definitely not. to know if it gives you bring everyone Easy big fella don't do a whip No, you need a little take the edge off. I know that's what I'm saying right. Yeah, this is a cool plunge and one I take it back. I take it back. Yeah Let's go. Yeah. Let's go.

Is this legal? No. You're going to make head shops. No. No? You're going to forget how to play pool. Okay, do whip it, kill brain cells. Researchers make clear that whip it can deprive the heart and brain of much needed oxygen.

Fuck it. Yeah, but. All right. Temporarily. So does everything. What if you're in a church like that? That's what the devil is doing. Exactly. Whoa, he did it.

The whole thing? He's gonna faint. What's it doing, dear? What if he was hilarious? What if he was telling him to play? What if he's doing to you? I just wanted to be helium. He just starts talking to high voice.

He's gonna be, getting ready to be old. He's due to do a whip it. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy.

I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy.

I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. I'm getting a guy. memory loss, vitamin B depletion, long-term depletion causes brain and nerve damage. Wow, he's fucked up. Fuck it, dude.

It can be both illegal and dangerous. Using nitrous can have serious health consequences, including seizures, permanent nerve damage, seizure, nerve damage damage and even down seizure salad We did that one before You're still going I don't know what you have a hamlin. Oh my god, so what happened? The hamlin you just start going Jamie So what happened? The hamlin. You just start going, Jamie's done.

I mean, it's just like, it's like, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. I know what you'd do. You were a lot of people. You were a lot of people. What did you do? Like, try to just explain what it did. It just makes everything warbly.

Warbly. Warbly. And then it just like, I don't know, you just start laughing. I can't wait for Tommy from MSCS to have his guest out there. You know, he's going to want a copy of everything that Joe Rogan does. Wow. Speaking of Mark Norman, Ian Garling pulled this clip for me. Mark talking about his recent trip to Rochester. I do wanted to know if Mark is describing me or Vinnie in this clip. I would say stalker. I mean, you can get in the stalker territory.

Obviously, when the guy's like, I get DMs like, hey, I see you're coming to a ratchet, sleep at my house. I'm gonna make you breakfast every morning. We'll talk all night. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll write my nests. And so you're like, I get it. And that's sweet.

He's like, I'll show you my snake. You know, I have a gun collection. I like swords. And I'm like, I get it, but I don't know you. So I wish you would have said wrestling action figures. I was wrestling down. I would have narrowed it down a little bit. I don't think that was me or Betty on that one.

I'm being honest with you. Yeah. Ben Hilton sent in a song parody. He did the thing where you cover the entire song, so I'm not gonna play it all right now. See you over the end. But this is very well done. Faking and Assaults. I'm going out in the evening To meet up with a divorce

I'm going out in the evening To meet up with a divorce I'm going out in the evening I'll show you proof of the net fits Two weeks late This ain't professional wrestling Well, I gotta make this bruise myself, get it burning. I can use this a little help, can't call me fire. There's a big black guy on the much sharper head's good for higher.

Even if I'm just baking a salt. Very clever, very well done. I never would have thought of fakey gonna solve the dancing of the dark, but it works. It certainly works. All right, what does Dr. Steve off to over here? Okay, last time I was here, I brought a dramatic reading from Patty C Cubs.

Right. Dr. Steve wanted to get it on the act. So this is yet another clip from Great Show Awesome's comment section. And in this clip, I will be playing the role of Holt Saunders, who is giving Patrick a little feedback about what he didn't enjoy about that Sam Marillo video that he put out.

So, people were very upset about that and his comment section was blowing up. So this is me. I do his handles that very well. I do. I teach the road. It's usually his response. Yeah, yeah. So I like that a lot of everything I do either. Alright, move it up. Yeah. So me and this clip is the commenter and that Dr. Steve comes in as Patrick Michael. And now a Patrick Michael Broken Skull dramatic reading. So you can make an entire YouTube channel dedicated to tearing people down, but as soon as you receive criticism, you throw a tantrum, your perspective is backwards.

You claim Sam as a bad person, I think you're projecting. Find help. I didn't know Samaril had kids. Why is it okay for them to defend Samaril, but when I defend myself, I quote, can't take criticism, unquote. They're defending a dude they will never meet and cares nothing about them.

Sam shouting out this dude in his next YouTube special, shrugging my arms emoji. I do enjoy Patty's responses. Because I think that he probably spends about 30, 40 minutes writing those. Yeah, I bet he writes a couple of sentences and backs it up, starts over again. Yeah, and he always posted in the look,

oh, I shut this guy down. Yeah, right, he's so proud of it. He's so proud of it. He's so proud of it. He's so proud of it. He's so proud of it. He's so proud of it. They're all coming back to see what his response was to their guy back. Yeah. Oh, man. He's got a time on his hands. I got a fake doctor, Steve, too.

I was like, dude, do you want to help out with this? He's just like, well, I'm on vacation. And he's just like, oh, yeah, I'll do it right now. Yeah, I'm on vacation with a wife. So yes. I'm in Florida with Carl. Yeah. All right, guys, it is time. It's time

to mock. Zoom mock. And it's pretty fitting that Cardiff's the one who created that stinger for us because this past week, Cardiff Electric shows up on Missouriy He loves company and everything else. Well, yeah, cars been on every show this week. But this really pisses Chad off. Chad is not too happy. No, I just want to remind everybody, it wasn't that long ago that Chad went on a card of show. Yeah.

And then you're like, we're on for over an hour. I thought they were friends. I thought they were friends. Do it. Cardiff thought they were friends. For some reason, Chad has turned on the potato. It's it's Kevin Brennan. That's not your friend anymore Not Cardiff. Well, yeah, Kevin Brennan brings them on because Bob leave you loves them right them and Bob our buddies Everybody Kevin. Yeah, well no Kevin's not a fan of Cardiff

Chad's not a fan of Cardiff So take a look at this because watch as Cardiff joins the show, look at how turned off Chattas to this. And then you can look up at this screen too if you want to. Oh, it's a little bit easier. And remember his brain. I'm like, it is. Oh, hi, Bob. Hi.

Hey, boy, this show hit a new low. Bob's in what? What's the matter with you now? Kevin's going potato. Now Kevin's desperate. Kevin's jumping on now Kevin's desperate Kevin's jumping on a card of train. All right, so Chad immediately just like, oh, fuck, okay, this is what we're doing now. This is a real show. We don't have potatoes on this show. No, you do. The background is background. Yeah, I know he's got the same background as Chad Zimak, which is hilarious. So now, um, part of Ask Chad, like, what happened? I thought we were buddies.

Like, why are you mad at me, Alvazam? He's a potato. He's floating around. He goes like this. Come on. Look how happy he is. Look at Chad. You're so mad looking at the potato.

Stop it. Good. I've been Chad. We were friends. I had you on my show. I had everyone turned around. Are you ever would like to?. I had you on my show. I'd everyone turned around. Are you ever would like to you? You're endearing on my show. People that hated you, all of a sudden loved you. I've been nothing but fair to you. And for some reason,

you've turned on me. What what happened, Chad? What happened? No, Chad pretending his screen is frozen. I'm speaking English. Chad. Good one, dummy. Great joke, Chad. Wait, I answer the question. See, Chad doesn't know what to do here because Cardiff is right. So now Chad has to pretend he's having time. Yeah, he's like, oh, I didn't even remember that somebody who has-

No one has ever been this direct with me ever. I don't know what to do. Yeah, he doesn't know what to do about that. Oh, somebody was nice to me once. I don't remember that. So Kevin says, I only let Cardiff Agnes I thought you guys were gonna fight. So Kevin's like, I'll piss off. He's like, shouldn't you guys be fighting?

He could be coming back and forth with this. But Chad is just doing everything. He can't sabotage Cardiff's appearance. And this episode. And this is fucking unbelievable. No, this sucks today. Oh, yeah. But why?

Because you're fucking afraid of a fucking potato. You just staring at him. What the hell are you? But you got this mean look on your face and get you come a little closer to the camera. You ugly fuck. Yes. Yes. That's not what he gets best these days.

I have to say. It was like he used that oil that was out his hands to sleep back his hair though. Yeah. At least he put it to some good use. So the whole thing they're talking about here is, and we mentioned on the show, I think last week, is that Cardiff did this special show where he was gonna talk to the guy who punched Chad.

And there was this big deal, and they're promoting it on Michigan's company, and then hundreds of people tuning in to watch this thing. And it wasn't great. Elhoriz was playing with pretenders. Oh yeah, I was like blacked out. Yeah, the voice modulator. I do.

I can tell it was. Oh, he was. Yeah, it was me. Yeah, for the voice. Right. So now they're asking Kurt. It's like, yeah, Kurt, you fucked up. Like everyone tuned in thinking

that we were actually going to see or here from at least the guy who punched out Chad and Kurt. I was like, wait a second. If me as a potato, yes, led anybody in this audience and they thought I was an actual newsman and I had actual, an actual scoop.

I apologize. I apologize to you in whole-heartedness. See, that's a bad idea. But I understand what did you want to prove? So you're, you don't like Chad, your anti-chad? I love Chad. Yeah. Chad doesn't like me.

I just want the truth. Just because of the interview or before that? No, I don't know. We had an interview. We were getting along fine. And then this whole punch incident came up. And I wanted to, I wanted him to come clean. I did want him to come clean.

Yeah. I did want him to, it's amazing that everyone's angry at me for doing a fake interview about a fake attack. That's correct. So you see Chad's posture. He hates this. Yeah. He does not want this to be going on.

And I know why, because there was no one who punched Chad. He doesn't want people to talk about this anymore. He got discovered, he got attention for it, now he wants it to go away. Guys, let's stop talking about it. Let's not even try to find the real story, what he like face planted into a table corner or something. There's no way, the truth is not out. The truth is not out.

But it's the only thing I know for a fact. Not a fight. The only thing I know for a fact is he did not get punched. Okay. Because he keeps repeating over and over again, that that is true and that is a fact. And I know that Chad cannot stop from lying. He's always lying. The fact that we have Cardifying here talking about

that they were talking to the guy who punched Chad, he hates this. Because he doesn't want more questions, he doesn't want people discussing any of this. And so Kevin explains The two wrongs you not make her right That's the the real comedy here everyone is mad at a potato for doing a fake interview Yeah, but too wrong filmmaker right. I mean really doing this. This is a thing

Too wrong. Don't make her right. So I just got a text from a friend. This is sucks. I'm tapping out this blows. Lier. I was like, because you said you had a friend. Yeah, exactly. Patrick Melton's watching the show right now. It talks to you.

I doubt it. So that's definitely a lie. But he wants them to get Cardiff off the show. So he's making shit up. It's like, oh, yeah, people are dropping off. Meanwhile, there's still super chance coming in and everything's going. Everything's happening. It's fine. So then, hard if he starts plugging his stuff here, poor Vinny. His co-hosts are so bad for moding the show. There's a a suffering, a surfing snub here. Uh oh. The happens. Yeah. And then you do, you do how show how often?

When I, I do a show every Monday, uh, not on my channel on a different channel. I do a show every Monday evening. I, I work on W ATP. I work on the Who's Right podcast? Yeah. I do a show at Mondays, a different channel. Never been to the show with the channel is. Oh, I've heard of that.

Yeah, the media on the WTP and who's right Well done, Carter Fucking poor Vity setting to feel bad for the guy. I do a show with many. It's on a different channel All right, so then they start promoting Cardiff's patreon. It just really pisses Chad off Have a patreon and my patreon is almost as big as Chad zoom ox was before he got punched so I think maybe that's why Chad is upset with me. Well, you think I look at your patreon? I don't know you look at any you do.

So you think so what do people get if they sign up for your patreon? You're promoting his patreon. No, I want to know why would someone sign up for a fucking potato's Patreon? It's fucking, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even stupid, it's beyond stupid. Shit, can I have any fun with this at all? I don't think the guy knows how to have fun with anything. Herdif show is a fucking animated potato, sitting in the exact spot the chain is, and he's having any fun with this at all

It's a perfect opportunity to have a little bit of fun, but like I said I bleed for the show Yeah, like I said he yeah, he's trying to sabotage it right here He doesn't like it that they're there talking about this fake story that he made up yet again And so this is Ridiculous because Chad admits that he was tricked by cartoon corn. Chad, then you doing interview with that corn, the corn guy? Yeah, I got tricked into it because he was he was he was come, he signed up to my Patreon or said he did.

No, because he had like a real name and then soon as I popped on the screen, I go, Oh, here we go. I got to do this. So I was annoyed because I was like, okay. And how long was the interview? Like three or three minutes, 30 minutes or something like that. But it was just like, I thought it was a real guy. And if you're on my Patreon, I'm like, okay,

I'm gonna do an interview, but turns out he wasn't even signed up to my Patreon. He just contacted me and I got duped. You got tricked by Cohen. And now you're mad at him. No, he had a real name. He had a legit real name. And then, so does he. You got tricked by corn and now you man. No, he had a real name, he had a legit real name. And so it is a, you know, it's not electric.

It's, it's, Bob, you're such a cock. I'm just, you just, you get your man in a corn. It's so embarrassing. He was well, I got tricked into doing an interview with corn in the last 30 minutes, but he was on my Patreon, but he wasn't actually on my Patreon. I just, message me and I fell for it. I feel really stupid about it.

What a retard. Get tricked by Corn did. Yeah. That's insane. When you open your stream and you see it and you're of corn, if you don't just go, all right, I'm out. Yeah, that's your fault.

Yeah. That's when he pretended your shit froze up. You pull the Michael Polpock. What? He's still there with it. Let's your fault. Yeah, that's what he pretended your shit froze up. You pull the Michael Polpak. What? He's still there with that. It's not that hot. Right. All right, so just a couple more cuts from this real quick

because I got to give Cardiff credit and this one, Chad is upset that they're talking to someone who isn't real. It's so Cardiff calls him out for that. Go around and say whatever you want and be an anonymous. That's what I don't respect. Like be real. What do I say? Use a real name.

Use your real name. So use a real name but tell lies. That's what your advice is. Use a real name and then go do go around talking shit. That's that's that simple. I never talk shit about you. That's what you don't understand. I was your friend.

No, you use this disguise because you're on disability and you're screwing over the Canadian government. That's what you're doing. Allegedly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Very, very funny. So I love it. The change is like, no, I just like to do it like real shit. You made up the most crazy lie. You made the two crazy lies in a row. And that's been the fodder for the show for weeks. You want to keep it real all of a sudden. It doesn't make any sense at all. It's stupid. So then they let Cardiff go, Kevin scolds him a little bit. And then somehow I get dragged into this. I'm not even sure why.

He's not even funny. Listen to me, you take me. And with that stupid voice, he talks like Carl, that fucking stupid, like a great lakes, fucking region talking like, hey, we're just, we're not, we're goofy, but we're not mean spirited, like you, like you New Yorkers are. You were goofy guy. We like to we like the cold weather and we like we like to go farming and bowling and Tell me off camera camera not to say anything but he's from Toronto. I just doxed him Damn, Chad. It's fucked up. He's your Minnesota. Yeah It points to Minnesota. I like that. They said that Kurt if and I talk the same.

I don't think that's true at all. I don't think... Oh, thank you. Oh, hello. I don't think that's how I sound. I'm pretty sure about that. It's not to anyone's point either way, but I was watching something with Cardiff and he lit a little French,

I think he used a Geno-Séquois and that's a French Canadian. Yes, that's a big tell cardiff. Also, when I was talking about how Chad's story was dumb because everyone in the story talked like Chad talks. Yeah. And I'm like, that's how you know it's a lie. Yeah. And I remember Cardiff goes, so you're saying you wouldn't write a screenplay in French. I'm like, why did you pick French? I didn't say it's a lie. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And I remember Cardiff goes, she was saying you wouldn't write a screenplay in French.

I'm like, why did you pick French? I didn't say it at the time. Yeah. But I was thinking it. I sure was thinking it. The veil is coming down. No, a lot of people will speak French over there in Minnesota. Is that a big thing?

A lot of street signs in French? Rack me. All right. Hey, I need your help with this producer, Chris. Oh, right. I'm gonna tell you about OP radio. Good. I didn't produce the new Stinger yet. All right, hey, I need your help with this producer, Chris. Oh, right. I'm going to talk about Opie Radio. Good. I didn't produce the new Stinger yet.

All right. So I need you to hit Skunk Farts. You could. At the end of the White Stripes. Oh, man, put it back. Oh, man, put it back. Oh, man, put it back. Oh, man, put it back.

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And because he didn't realize that Cardiff's out there. He got a vegetable garden. So here's Cardiff calling Opie out a little bit. You got problems with the face and you decided to do the potato. I just need to know I'm not trying to make fun of you or anything. Honestly. Yeah. Well, I'm a ugliest fuck. This is much better looking than the real card of electors. Cheers. Cheers. The one thing I know I don't do cheers. When people make fun of me, they do that. Cheers. I guess I do do that. Cheers. Yeah. I'm here to have fun. Not make fun. Okay. And I

and a lot of people like, why did you rip off Ron Bankton? I think I did get the chirst from Ron Bankton and I've admitted that so Opie is very aware of this is one of the things I learned from this interview with Gardeff Opie's extremely aware of everything we talk about him. Yeah, he pretends to not pay attention and not know what's going on and all low level podcasts rip it them off and then he knows everything. He does always it was cheers and he goes oh I don't know't want to rip something for saying that. Immediately. He gets triggered a lot because OP is very guarded and he's very concerned about, okay, I'll have the potato on

because OP saw him on Mr. Loose Company. So he knows like part of his in whatever universe this is. The devil. The devil versus the Chadverse, whatever verse we're in at this point. But Opie's concerned about who he might be affiliated with. You know, I don't know if you guys know this, but Carter's been on this show a few times.

Yeah. Helps us produce this show a little bit. So Opie's concerned about that. Usually Opie will do like a deep dive and find anything that anybody's ever said about it. He wasn't ready for Carter to join the show. It's, it's hard. He put out the Streamyard link.

Carter shows up and he picked up on them. Why would he do that? He never does this. He's doing it now. He's changing up his format. Well, that's good. I know it is. He's trying to have some fun with that.

This was one of the best things he's ever done. Yes. I totally agree. And who are you affiliated with in this crazy live streaming world? I'm literally everywhere, Opie. If you have a show on the internet, I might just be on it. So you're the last one I was waiting for. I'm not gonna lie. I checked out a little MLC yesterday, which kind of goes against my thing because I don't really click on a lot of the stuff. Yeah, Opie's been checking out a lot of have've all seen. I see him in the chats over there.

He's like, yeah, I'd never do that. Well, sounds like he's probably do. He's in some time. Yeah, it seems like he probably do. That's what I'm seeing. Okay, so now they're gonna start talking about CornDiff. And Cardiff is mad at CornDiff. We're stealing his thing.

Right, you know? And so Opie admits something here. That's interesting. Cardiff is mad at corn diff for stealing his thing right, you know, and so opi Admits something here. That's interesting. But you sound very similar to him I'm not him. I can guarantee you that again So he's doing it so he's doing an impression of you because This definitely sounds a bit like the ear of corn guy. Yeah, he ripped me off ripped me off opi Well, that's not good. Do you make do you make money doing this because I certainly know I have a patreon. It's doing quite well. I have a YouTube doing not too bad. I have another show

subreddit surfing Mondays at 8 p.m. or on its own YouTube channel. That's an interesting show. You should check what what is that about? YouTube channel. That's an interesting show. You should check it out. What is that about? So me and my co-host Vinnie Paulino. Yeah, we check out a oh, you've heard of Vinnie Paulino. I've heard the name Chester I've just heard the name, but I don't know anything about them, but yeah, all right I don't think he's just like yeah, okay moving on. Yeah, I've just heard the name. Hmm. I mean, maybe knows him through weas, but maybe.

Hmm, just maybe. Probably knows. Oh, please check it out a little WATP. I don't know. Just started out there as a possibility. He's heard the name many Paulina before. I like the kind of words. He's from Rochester.

Yeah. I can go to the little clue as how you might know about the guy. So, Kurt is explaining subreddit surfing and good job, Kurt. I've promoted that in front of four people. When you're running in front of an actual audience, you've forgotten you didn't even say the name of it, but now that you're talking to seven people, you know, subreddit surfing. So then, Kurt of asks Opie what he knows about Reddit, because OP asked someone what's the format.

Now, the OP and Anthony subreddit, it got shut down because they were able to prove that people on the subreddit were ruining people's lives. They were getting gigs canceled, all this crazy shit was going on. I was like, the meanest place on the internet. And OP had a lot of problems with it for a long time and so it's kind of funny the card if I guess forgot about that in this clip.

Have you been on Reddit before? Oh hell no. Oh yes, I know you remember the Opie and Anthony subbing. Hell no. That was somewhere to stay away from for sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what it is. I'm very aware of what it is. You don't have to explain it to me anymore. I get it. Okay, so now Jake Hudson comes in and Jake Hudson's the weirdo. You just walks around his trailer the whole time while he's talking and they're discussing who's the next stuttering John. By the way, hey, Opie, have you been banned by, by, by Stuttering John? No, I have no problem with Stuttering John.

I'm not in that world either. I'll, I'll say this much about Stuttering John. Like, people try to like, connect to me and him. Like, I'm the next Stuttering John and all that garbage. People just don't have, people will, will you let me talk, Jay Cox said. You asked a very good question question you can't ask a very good question and then just Babel that's that's terrible for live streaming and broadcasting my friend I hope he does that all the time

I'm gonna find out Babel Babel Babel so I love it oh yeah I think I have that drop right here Babel Babel Babel I love that Opie says, people are saying I'm an ex-centered John, you were the first dentering John. Opie was the first recurring character on here. He's not the next dentering John. He paved the way for a dentering John the whole dabble verse.

I'm really enjoying that Jake and Cardiff have the same headphones. Yeah, you're right. We must have gone to the same five below. And I'm also enjoying the superch. It's not there's no money involved, but it says, what circle of hell have I awoke into? Dude, we're going to show more examples of this. But and and Opie, I know for a fact, is cycling through and putting these chats up on the screen. And I swear to God, 72% of them

are things he should never show anyone. Yeah. Unflattering in every way, just ripping open the shreds and or his gast or whatever. And I hope he's just putting up on the screen. He's really got us stop doing that. Although he shouldn't stop doing that. That's the most one part in a lot of ways. All right.

So now, Cordiff joins. Cordiff is in the private chat. If you don't know now Cordiff joins. Cordiff is in the private chat. If you don't know, Cordiff is. Cordiff is also a potato, but he's not an animated potato. He's actually just a potato with eyes and a guitar. And he is voiced by B. Dabler, Alhorebla. Oh, it's very disturbing. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

Cordiff is in the, is in pretty fucked up. Corda is in the is in the private chat in the backstage area. Who the hell is that? Hi, voltage. Probably another ripoff of me, Opie. You know what it's like. I do know what it's like. Thank you for acknowledging that a

lot of people have ripped off. When we started all those years ago, my friend. I think we're friends and I bet you're associated with people that don't like me there, Patina. I'm associated with everybody, though, Opie. I love everybody. Hey, hey, hey, Coral, I'm here. That's my friend here of corn.

Yeah, no, hey, we're lost soon. Hey, he doesn like no strawberry. All right, so, so then he brings up everyone's ripping off, OP and OP knows exactly what that means, WATP. So then OP remembers like, oh shit, aren't you affiliated with WATP? And so you know, again, Carter to best be like, no, no, no, I love everybody. I'm neutral on here. I'm switcher one, you know, it's fine.

It's all good. So then they're talking about, Opie, for some reason believes us to be true. He's talking to an animated potato who wants to sue an animated ear corn. And for some reason, Opie's like, can you give me the details of this lawsuit? This is crazy.

Uh oh, he has to go the front of the line. Yeah, you're not gonna be triggered. Are you potato? What's that? Corn death. see uh-oh he has to go the front line yeah you're not gonna be triggered are you potato what's that corn death oh I just can't legally legally I can't comment as a lawsuit is pending so I don't want to incriminate myself are you serious wait wait all right let me get them off the screen so you're not triggered wait you're you're dead serious about a lawsuit between a potato and an ear of corn? Well, he ripped off my bed, OP.

And how do you, how do you go to the court and get anyone to take you seriously about? Oh, literal OP. It involves broccoli, but I don't want to bog you down with details. This is a legit question. Okay, I'm not doing corn defense. I'm not doing corn defense. I'm not doing corn defense. I don't want to mislead you. It's like, how far are we going to go with this bad?

I'm ejecting. I'm punching out of this. That's enough. I can't, yes and this anymore. No, but, so this is OP is extremely aware of everyone is goofing on him and us goofing on him. And he's also very insecure about it. This is insecure.

Oh, he got the thrill. I just, uh, I just dealt with a check fraud thing for something like, uh, what was it? 56,000 dollars. They watched. They watched four of my checks because I put them in, um, they worst, they were shot. You know, I like saying words

a little weird is that okay with you potato or you're gonna be one of those creators and pick up on that and make fun of it. OP I'm a big fan. Okay. Oh. I'm sorry. Potato's talking about the way. I know.

No, no, no. We're all friends. I tried to find it. Come on. I didn't watch all of this but I've never seen a potato apologize more to a person. There's a lot of just trying to keep them on. Yeah, they're just saving fun. He's like, oh, here we go.

He almost lost him like three different times. Jesus, get confidence, stupid. It's wrong with you, Opie. All right. So now, Courtefs origin story is revealed here. And this is, this was news to me. We're gonna learn how Kordiff came about. You gave birth to me, Oxter.

Someone mentioned Kordiff and you decided to call him Kordiff. Oh, really? So this is your fault, Opie? Yes, it is. Wait, is that the, is that true? I came up with your name? 100% true. Someone asked you to have Cardiff Fletcher gone. Right. And you went, Cordiff? What's a Cordiff? I don't know a Cordiff. Because of that, you were born and now you go through life as Cordiff because of me. I Rose from the ground To become cordiff spuds Buckley natural gas

Dude It's saying what's going on? Oh, he seems genuinely happy Well, I thought it was odd they didn't pick up on the high pitch opi. Yeah, he's having friends. Well, I thought it was odd that he didn't pick up on the high pitch Opie impression, but that's another thing everyone makes fun of you for. Yeah, right. Court if? What's a court if? And I'll already just get away with that one.

That one right there. Right past the goalie, but telling Mrs. that good work. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Yes, can we just take a step back? And we talked the other day about like smelling the roses and stuff like Like oh, we fucking created here There's no I mean how is this possible that opi's talking to potatoes on a show right now opi's finally having a little bit of fun with his stupid shitty show

He didn't have a guest on a show for over a year. Yeah, and now it's Yeah, I Corndy Corndyf But opian meds that he'd rather be talking to me and I agree with that I was just a hard-knif, a corn-diff, a corn-diff, but Opie admits that he'd rather be talking to me. And I agree with that. You know, no offense to the vegetable people,

but I'd rather be talking to Carl, than potatoes and corn. Well, maybe I'd rather talk to Carl than Opie. Yeah, but that's fair enough. I'm kind of killing it. The type of coward we're we's obviously I don't know what you're talking about me. Open is the one to talk to me.

He wasn't talking to Cardiff, but not me for some reason. I guess because I'm not a cute potato. This is the reason. All right, so now OB is gonna pick favorites. He's key, brings on. Corn diff, he's got corn diff. He's got cart of he's going to decide who his favorite character is. And there's a drop here that I know this is very confusing. So again, corn diff who's not animated

but is a potato is actually B dab or slash Heribway. And he's got a soundboard. And he's using out of this call. All right, hold on. I like this guy better. Oh, thank you. I accidentally got kicked off. Thank you. Thank you.

Wasn't an accident. What? Because I like that he changes his voice. Just. You know, can Cordiff play us a song also. Just. Wait, who's playing my cheers? Hummus a song. Well, that was me, Oby. I have that drop and I would play it at night. Yeah. I would talk to it like we were having a conversation. And this was before, obviously, I got to talk to you.

You know, there's a wheat dip as well. Why is it whipped off everywhere? There's a wheat dip. A wheat dip. And people go, Hey, why don't you like get back into the game and put a show together? Because I don't want to compete with vegetables. I don't know. I think he fits right in.

There's a few people who are just like OP viewers. Not many. Most of the people in here are, you know, what's going on here? Well, there's a few people who are in here. Like spearhead says, I'm out this show. This shows how weird OP is. Like, they don't know what the fuck is going on on the sun.

It's a four panel screen and you got Cardiff, Cordiff and Cordiff and I don't be on shoot the shit here and This is hilarious because doggy appears All the vegetables go fucking nuts Wait, everything's backwards in my stupid time hi doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy I don't say it like that I don't say it like that I don't say it like that I don't say it like that and but in an endearing way it really I said doggy doggy I don't I it like that and but in an endearing way. It really I said doggy.

I don't know. I don't know. And I said like that. You're insulting me. I have a way to say words. Stop insulting Opie, bastards. Yeah, thank you. This is insane.

This reminds you of when Opie was on Bubba Show. And the guy on Bubba Show knew stuff about Opie's show. I think he's just so happy that people know he says doggy and cheers. He's just so happy that people know that he says, doggie and cheers. He's just like, wow, you guys actually watched my show. And let's just look, no, they watched the VATP. That's how they know all this stuff. But whatever, however it happens, still happening for you.

All right, so this is, I don't know if this is cringe of the week or the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Because Cardiff busts out the guitar, and they all start dancing. This is fucking insane. I'm like, I should point out that, Cardiff busts out the guitar and they all start dancing I should point out that this is a video that OP put up this is from the OP radio channel It says OP is now a vegetable is the name of this video That's cool. Dance court. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I just pulled my back out. Oh, I'm sorry, oops. It's the same. So the day after that, Ope goes on and guess who shows up is fucking

Cardiff again. It comes out of the show. Oh, good morning. G H. Well, cardiff, I don't know if we're going to do it like two days in a row because there's not so much a buzz about yesterday with you and the vegetables. And then if I put you on today, sometimes the buzz wears off, sir. Do you understand how this works?

Yeah, so we was like, I don't know if we're gonna talk to a potato everyday. It was fun yesterday, but now it's starting to seem like it might be a bit much. And I just wanna actually look at what principal uncertainty is saying, because I agree with them. I think that what happened with OP is he started watching MLC and seeing how you could actually have fun with this type of thing.

And you don't have to just react to stuff. You can actually create your own show and have a little bit of fun with it. I think that's why OP is kind of changing things up a little bit and letting people on and having people interact. It's definitely a much more entertaining show for OP than him just sitting there and talking about skunk far right. Yeah. I have to I have to say that for sure. It's a career high for corn diff and a career low for Opie, but I think it's fun being had. But potato sales are up. Well, the B-debler because I don't know if you guys know about this, but he also does like a sunrise stream in the morning.

And so he's just like, yeah, you know, because as Cordiff, this is the potato. Okay. So Cordiff is telling OP that he also does sunrise videos, based on what OP does. I don't know if OP does what to make it does. He, I think he's very proud of himself, but it's also insane.

So like I said, the second day, Kurtov comes on again, oh, because I don't know if we can do this again. So he gets rid of him. And then, Opie brings on a guest onto a show, a real guest, a real person. What? It's time to mock,

Zuma. That's right. Dad comes on. Oh, Chad Zuma. Because I right. Dead comes on. Oh, Chad Zuma. Cause I'm with Opie. Wow. And Chad Zuma is a phony. Do you guys remember I played the clip E-Rock sent it to me? Just recently Chad saying they both open at them suck.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. And so now because he's talking to Opie, all of a sudden Chad's ready to start being an Opie cuck. He's really cucking up the OP here. But you know, I just want to get through something. Sure. And I know, and I said it because I thought it was cool.

You apologized to me recently about a month or two ago. You even said, I don't need a response. And I really appreciate that. And I'll tell you what, when I met you through Jim Florentine, you couldn't have been nicer to me. You were so fucking cool. Yeah. And then I would see you here and there,

and you were still incredibly cool to me, okay? Unfortunately, we never really had you on the show. I think you were on maybe once or twice back in the day. Now, I never did your show. I was doing Bennington and a couple of other shows but I never got on your show. I think Club soda can he try to get me on? I don't know what shows, but I never got on your show. I think Club soda Kenny tried to get me on. I don't know what happened, something happened, I don't know.

There was nothing that happened. The problem was we were so hot that everybody wanted to be on our show, and unfortunately, people fell through the cracks, and you probably would have been great on the show. But there was no, it certainly wasn't personal. I need to tell you that. So then, I'm like,

yeah, I know about this Chad guy in Florence and certainly vouched for you. And I would see you here and there. And then all of a sudden, I don't know when it started. But like a year or two ago, you started trashing me. I'm like, why is this guy trashing me?

He was nothing but cool to me. All right. So it's because Chad has nothing but fair weather fronts. Yeah, like he was cool with me. And then I didn't have him on the show anymore. And now we're the worst show ever, and we're dorks, and we're the weasers cover bands, and all these other nonsensical things. And it's the same thing with Opie. He's like, Opie fucking sucks. Anthony sucks. And then Opie has him on the show. And he's just like, no, this is great. We're all, we're all buddies all buddies here and explains why that is.

Yeah. What was that about? That's what that beast on. Okay, so I'm a very loyal guy. Like you can ask Florentine Godfrey or any comic. Like if you're my friend, I got your back. And that's what it is. And people that have helped me along the way, I've always been loyal to them too.

So I think when Anthony, early on, I went on Anthony's show, the compound, and there was some buzz to it, and in the beginning, before like already got there in land hour or whatever. So he was giving me opportunity, I released an album and went number one on iTunes, and I got caught up in the nonsense. And I think the more I got to know Anthony and when I saw people like kind of turning on me because I said, Chris, he mayor wasn't funny, then he started doing it.

I go, oh, this is who you are. Right. I got, I was drinking the cool eight and I'll admit it. I never had anything to get you really. I honestly didn't. Oh, okay. Well, if you honestly didn't, then I believe you. He got caught up in the nonsense. This is why he always says, like, oh, we make fun of check,

because Anthony told me to, or we make fun of OP, because Anthony told me to, it's like, no, Chad, you're the one who someone can just suggest something, and you'll just do that. Yeah, you're an idiot. You don't think for yourself.

Yeah, somebody called me on my bullshit, and then it was bad blood. Yeah, I never had a problem with you, OP, even though I said you suck, and you're a heck of a million times. I'm cool with you, until you use a mother and you're a heck of a million dimes. I'm cool with you until you a mother won word against me and where I mortal enemies. But he also says that like Kevin Brennan told him

to not like, Chrissy and Anthony told him to not like, oh, be like, listen to this, this is insane. It's more just, what I'm the culture that Anthony creates. 100% that's where I want to get into today because it's like I don't understand why he has to do that because first of all I don't suck second of all I am funny third of all I really know how to do this.

The comedy of threes. Yeah so always as he doesn't suck he is is funny. He knows how to do this. And it's amazing. You have one guest on who kisses his ass and he immediately gets his confidence back. He's like, yeah, I am the best. He just starts bragging right away. And it's like, no, no, no, I have over five years of proof that Obi sucks at this. I mean, it's like, this isn't like a secret.

This is some, it's debatable. The guy who probably took his side view mirrors. Yeah. Yeah. It's debatable the guy who probably took his side view mirrors Nothing his chance fault he fell in with the wrong crew is basically what he's saying This is a little bit excuse you'd give to your parents if you can't with marijuana Oh, I'm holding it for a friend. Yeah, I've been hanging out with Chad You know, he's a bad kid You know, he chems caught shop left. A bigger boy told me to do it.

Okay, there's no bigger boys. This is my cantaloupe converter. Oh, so you get for someone else. Exactly. I was just, I was just seeing if I could grab it or not. I was gonna put it back. Also, OP's been unemployed for four years. Talented people can find work.

So OP's saying that he's good at this, and he's funny. He doesn't suck. Your employment record would say otherwise. So I hope he's saying that he's good at this, that he's funny, and he doesn't suck. Your employment record would say otherwise. So I hope it's not going good for you. All right, so Chad can relate to the following out that Opie and Anthony had, because Chad, as you know, was a third mic on the Ellen Cock show for less than three years. So we can totally relate to Opie and and everything they went through for 20 years,

becoming multi-millionaires and listen to my millions of people. And with Alan, I had the same relationship, like you're around these people so much, more than your family, your friends. It got to the point where by year three, I hated the way he, every time he would eat, I wanted to kill him and his family.

That's how it got, because we were around you. You have to entertain for four, five hours, and I get it. I understand, with 100%. Because the fact is, I know I'm not a bad guy. I mean, if I had to say anything about it, I would simply say that with the run we had and the pressure that it took to keep that thing going,

and then we're surrounded by a lot of toxicity in general with management and a giant staff. If you have a giant staff, you're simply not gonna get along with everybody. And I really believe in the end, we just fucking wore each other out. Yeah. So why didn't you decide you needed to reach out to me

and apologize? Yeah, why did you decide that, Chad? Because no one else will talk to me. Right. I think that would be the answer. I love that OP now is just like, I'm not a bad guy. You know, I just decide to do too much. Yeah, but every other person who worked with you hates you now, OP. You don't have a relationship with any other person from that

show. So I don't know that it's just like, well, you know, I just spend a lot of time together. Totally makes a lot of sense. I talked to more of the people who used to work with Anthony, they're working on hoping that OP does, which is bizarre. You think about it. Okay. So let's see. Let's see what Chad is going to explain that he's not genuine. No, I just, I knew it was like, because it wasn't coming from a it wasn't being genuine because I really wasn't mad at you. I was just hey maybe I could be an Anthony's crew or you know like because you know he did help me out in the beginning and then I saw how he would just turn because he thought

that was the cool thing to do at the time. Right. And you know regardless of what you say about anybody all being Anthony should be in the broadcasting hall of fame. You guys have created all this, all these shit podcasts are out right now. Right. And they're all shitty versions of you.

Legitimately shit doing shitty jack toppers. It's like you did this all. Like you're, these are your babies, I think, Patrice would say. All right, so now he's cuck up the old people calling me out. Yeah, there's no evidence financially or number clicks or anything otherwise to prove that ripping off opi is working out better for somebody else other than opi. Yeah, no shit. It's not provable in any way.

And Chad would be on the show this week. If we hadn't been falling out and I invited him, he wanted to be on the show. He's been out a few times. He always wanted to come on the show and now Can pigments of real fucking days be the real fucking pigman He's cuck it up to open now and asking like listen to what a disingenuous piece of shit He is he's going. Yeah, I know I said that you sucked But I wasn't being genuine at the time. I was just you know trying to impress the people around me He's like, well, how do we know you're being genuine now? You're always lying and Opip picks up on that too to op OP's credit, which we'll get into here.

But it's, it's just so bizarre to me that anyone would be a Chad Zumak fan because he's just always lying. Anything that he says you have to look at and go, are you sure? Right. Because you're going to say something different next week or next month or next year. Right. Everything he says, he goes back on. Accentence.

Yeah. Accentence. That's the boy who cried wolf. Everything he says, he goes back on. He's like, yeah, next sentence, everything. That's the boy who cried wolf. Everything's 180 with this fucking guy. Nothing that he says ever sticks. He's lucky, he's not more famous. If he was like Brendan Scho, level famous, people would find every inconsistency in lie

and he'd get buried so quick because all the videos are out to people, send me shit and I can't go through every fucking thing He's ever said on mlc that he says the opposite of now because it's just like yeah, okay, we got it And honestly, I don't think Chad will be able to handle Success in fame. He's already proving that he can't he's finally starting to get a couple super chats He's not making real money. He's making some money and he's bragging about it everywhere and actually like he's king shit, making a couple hundred dollars in episode and bragging about his weird, Chad, where do you want to get to?

Cause I think I think you're there. I don't think it's going to get any better than this. All right, so now they're going to talk about how terrible Reddit is and I just want to again, a point out that Chad promotes the steel toe boring show sub-ride. He loves that. He's on that all the time. He's probably got seven sock accounts posting to it. He's reading about it.

And Mr. Loves Company reporting things as fact from there. He has a fucking light. Yeah, Opie starts whizing up here. People are the worst. How do you deal with them Chad? I mean, you get thick skin. I mean, you guys created the past. And there's still some of them running around today. I mean,

Reddit is the worst place you can go. And it's just, there's nothing you can say or do at this point that's going to ruin my day. It's right. I'm on the meanest podcast in the world of Kevin Brunnen and Bob Levy. It is just mean and toxic to you. Well, you guys, you guys got absolutely a lot of heat. Oh, I do want to finish up the thing with the, with the, the like me, then trash me. Yeah.

Like me again. Talk about that. I have no doubt you'll turn on me again. Joe. I have no doubt. Oh, no. I have no doubt that. No, because I never malicious was never like,

I'm really mad at you. I was never mad at you ever. I promise. I just want to put that out there in case. Qualify this conversation with I know you're fucking. He has more fake lip-conifer. I'm gonna put it in your flip-flop. I'm gonna put this in shit.

This is the meanest show on the internet. It is nasty. But props to OP for realizing right there is just like, well, you're probably going to talk shit about me next week. This is what you do, Chad. And there was a way OP had to mask because OP's been watching MLC and seeing how that's like gaining an audience. So he's just like, I'll have Chad on. That'll help my numbers. And actually, he's definitely got more viewers than usual because the Chad's going nuts. I don't know if you're watching this, but it's just fucking nonstop. People are chatting on here. So it's getting a lot of people talking and stuff like that.

But I appreciate OP because we covered OP on with Stuttering John. Yep. And OP won that. And now we're covering OP with Chad. OP is winning it. So of all the wall cows that we make fun of, and I'm not a fan of OP, I don't have much respect for him, but he's better than Chad and he's better than Suddery. And you got to give him that. And then what's next?

Topi versus Patrick Michael. Yeah, right. Who would with that? I'm not even sure. We got to get Patty. See, because Patty. He's dream.

Patty. He doesn't have a killing it. Anyway, so he even knows. Oh, did you guys see this? I think someone posted it in our subreddit where Patty. Seekups. I think it was an Instagram story. He put out where he circled my tweet where, you know, I just described a couple of things that happened

in the episodes. I said, you know, Patty Seacups clowns had zoom out and he put out a thing where he circled that and he wrote, give the proper credit. It was great show. Awesome. Whatever the name of his show is. I'm sorry, I didn't properly credit the show. I mentioned the host you were the one who did that. I also think it's not good enough. Yeah, apparently he's paying a touch of now, so that's kind of funny. So even when I compliment him, it's not good enough for him. All right, so now this is OP being embarrassed because everyone can see what his numbers are. Anyway, listen, don't look at my numbers. This is a good number today. You brought in a few people, but I'm not, I'm not, I don't do seven thirty. I never, this is new to me.

Well, when I do afternoons, I do have, yeah, better, whatever, I'm just joking. I do drive time. Damn, blurs are cringe. There's a lot of funny comments. I'll put this up on YouTube for sure. This segment people can check it out if they're not watching now because there's a lot of funny comments. I'll put this up on YouTube for sure. This segment people can check it out if they're not watching now. Because there's a lot of funny comments. I'm not going to count. I'm not going to call all of them out.

Call some of them for sure. But this is this whole episode though. You see his chat is just being an OP kiss ass. He's just being a total cock. He's just fucking it up. He's just fucking it up. The whole fucking time. So now this is OP explain that he knew that Chad was lying about. his ass. He's just being a total cock. He's just fucking it up. He's just fucking it up.

The whole fucking time. So now this is OP explain that he knew that Chad was lying about the black eye. And keep in mind, Chad wanted to get away with that at the time. But I'm watching, no why I knew it wasn't real because of how Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy

were reacting to it. And you knew they had questions that they wanted to ask you that would kind of, your story would probably fall apart if they really grilled you. But they were smart enough to know, holy crap, this is workin', we gotta go with this and let him go. And that's how I knew it was fake at the time.

But it didn't matter to me, I'm like, this is a great watch. And I knew, what is the thing for my audience that maybe haven I knew it was fake at the time, but it didn't matter to me. I'm like, this is a great watch. And I knew, and I, and I, for this thing, for my audience that maybe haven't checked it out. And I also knew they didn't believe me too. Like I was undoing that. Yeah, no, you didn't.

That's such a fucking lie, because you wanted to get away with that. You were hoping to get away with that. So I don't even fucking pretend that you knew everyone knew you were lying. He's such that. So I don't even fucking pretend that you knew everyone knew you were lying. He's such a fuck, ah, he's the worst. He's the worst.

You want to see some like security footage of what really happened just like him face planning. He wasn't at that bar or something. He wasn't at that bar. He didn't even know what was on the menu. Yeah. He wasn't, that's not where he was. Right.

If he was, he'd be able to figure out Who punched him the guy probably signed for his credit card that night You know what I mean like if he really cared about that really happened there'd be a lot of ways to figure out who that guy was As I mentioned a south pa who likes Anthony Cumia in Tampa We're narrowing it down quite a bit here. Yeah, we can make a profile. Yeah, but what is the mind of a sociopath of Chad Zumak, where some unfortunate thing happens to him, whether it's stealing catalytic converters or falling off your bike. Yeah, just like falling off a bike in the middle of the night

and then deciding to jump on a live stream at home and claim that you were assaulted by your enemy's fans. And it's just like a bizarre train of thought. Yeah, there's not like a true crime thing, come on. It's sociopathic, it's insane. And it was a terrible decision because he made up that story.

That's what got Rover talking about it, which got everyone talking about all the shit that Chad used to do. By the way, one of the things with MLC that I've noticed is people in the chat will bring up some of the shit that Chad's done, like tell that girl Chelsea to kill herself and send all those messages to her. And I heard Kevin Brennan go,

yeah, we don't talk about that. Like people will bring shit up about his past, his criminal past. Even that's off limits for Kevin. Even on Friday's show. That's not fun. Chad wasn't there. Ray DeBito was there and someone just like,

do you guys know about that thing, Chad did a 1998? Like how do you still talk to the guy? And they're all just like, yeah, okay, well he's a criminal. What are you gonna do? They don't wanna talk about it for whatever reason. They're on this like understanding that like, Chad's a piece of shit, but he's good for Ray DeBito.

That's right. He's family. Leave me alone. Get right. Yeah. Exactly. But I just hate the Chad actually you planned that grift all along. He's such a fucking liar. And it's like, do we're all right.

There was just a couple weeks ago. Yeah. We as well document as a three part somebody for writing that I put out a three part trilogy. Have you two? Is that redundant? My ATM machine. All right. I'm the frozen tundra. Like, okay, yeah, think they're, think they're redundant. I got it. So this is,

uh, this is Chad talking about, um, playing into the drama that was happening. I did it was, it was never malicious. I never like go set up a go fund me. I was just trying to create. I mean, I'm on a team. me I was just trying to create I mean I'm on a shoot yeah I know five days a week it's all drama it's all drama so I mean I got to play to the drama and then and then like and then people got mad at you I'm like you shouldn't you shouldn't be mad at this guy if you just really focused it was obvious that that wasn't the case with the by the way do you see what that comment is that's up there this entire fucking time. Like Chad, like Chad

tried and failed hated Opie because he wanted to work with Kumi and the original Kumi a cuck. Yeah. This whole thing where Chad is just like, well, I've only made fun of you because Anthony told me to say, well, that's cucking it up to, I mean, that's not still not cucking it up, but they're not gonna

jump. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a pretty good observation. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's a pretty good observation. I love that. I love that you accused everyone else doing. And I love that Opie just leaves these, because he's not even a reader, he just stops like, shuffling through it.

It's a good point. Just leaves this stuff up. But you know, you shouldn't, you shouldn't be mad at this guy. If you just really focused, it was obvious that that wasn't the case with the black guy. There was another story to it.

And that's like, if that girl's gonna have a field day with this, are you enjoying your field day? Yeah, I am actually. Yeah, thank you very much. Relay. Victory. Last night's rubber.

There were a few people just like, only shit. Carls can have a lot of fun with this interview. Yes, I am having a lot of fun with this interview. Okay. So now, Janet and Hopi decided to start complaining about me. Now, Jen's brought this up a couple of times interview.

Like, oh, all these other podcasts just ripping you off, talking about me, of course, and Hopi loves that. Oh yeah, yeah, they all sucked, they're all ripping me off. He's saying it today. I'm just trying to be fun and do something different and because every podcast out there, they're doing the same bullshit,

they're doing the same, Jacktober nonsense. So I was like, let's just have fun. Why has that become a thing? It's so bizarre. Sam, I think it's, I think it's lazy to be honest with you. I think how dare you call me lazy, OP. How fucking dare you?

You put zero prep into your show. You always have. You're calling me lazy for doing this. All right. And then I like that chat here too. He goes, well, it's because of Anthony Well, I mean, I was a fan of Anthony Jim nor Per every other every other show isn't doing this. No, it's not but that that's what they're pretending that yeah because of steel toe and W ATP

And it's just like oh that reshovel. Why has that become a thing? It's so bizarre every show. Why has that become a thing? It's so bizarre. I think it's lazy to be honest with you. I think, look, if you do a live stream of podcasts or radio show, of course you're going to attack other shows. It comes with the territory. But I think when you're show, if that's all you have, I'm waiting for what else do you got besides this? all you have, I'm waiting for, what else do you got besides this? Okay. Yeah, I'm sure Opie's really interested in my other side projects. They're out there if you want to check it out, Opie. What else can you do besides making one of the podcasts?

I don't know, true crime shit with Vinny, social media shit with Blind Mike. I like that the comments that are coming up out here, where people are saying shit like, don, you know, don't trust Chad, he's a criminal and stuff like that. And Chad's pretending that the reason why he made up this lie was to be different. Like, well, yeah, no, I made up this crazy story that was a complete fabrication of what really happened because everyone else is just like goofing out of their podcast and copying

a new OP and I, I want to be different. different. No, you don't want to be different. You got caught in a lie. You're a lying criminal. That's just your nature. So don't start with this thing where it's just like, I plan this all on my right. It's a creative angle. Right. Yeah, exactly. It's not, it's not creative. Most lying criminals don't go running on to the internet to get fucking caught. So some of the comments that we're going on during this, it says 90% of Chad's online followers are fucking with him. Prophecy's guilty, but feeding the guy's delusion is addictive.

And then another one says, Chad, the support you're getting is egging you on to make an ass of yourself. Sarcasm detection isn't your forte, which is hilarious. Because Chad thinks like, oh, I got all these people watching me. Yeah, they're all goof Chad thinks like, oh, I got all these people watching me. Yeah. Yeah. They're all goofing on you, Chad.

Yeah. He has keep up the good work. Right. They're all watching you. Something else stupid. What's a forte that we can make fun of? That's Cardiff. All right.

So now, Opie's going to call us a low level podcast, like he likes to do, but at least he admits that we're doing pretty well for a low level podcast. Well, that's what's incredibly annoying about the whole, that whole, I'll call it like a subculture. I call it like low level podcast, even though some of these low level podcasts are doing better than me right now. That's fine. I know what I did in my career. I don't, I don't ever have to do anything again. No. I don't have to prove nothing to anybody. Well, that's good. Guys, I got to say, Opie is getting to prove nothing to anybody. Well, that's good. Guys, I gotta say, Opie is getting dangerously close to caring.

You know what I'm saying, man? He's starting to talk about, oh, I'm not doing as well as me, but he's, you know, I'm doing my thing, I used to do a thing. He used to not care about any of this. Well, exactly, and it was not working for him. Right.

He's finally dipping a toe in, and people are interested in this. So hopefully these numbers resonate with him and he keeps having devilver's people on his show. It is hard to call someone out for being a low-level podcast and I don't point this out very often. But I started as nothing. No one ever heard of who are these podcasts or Carl Hamburger or anything we were doing. I had to build all of this from scratch. OP came in as OP radio with Westwood one backing him.

And he took it to podcasts that was number two on iTunes and drove it into the ground. To a point where it's like three dozen people on Facebook live. You have to admit OP if you're just judging us by the last eight years, holy shit. Gary Busy was like, what the fuck is this? I'm out of here. Remember that? They're in a cubicle at the westwood line. I forgot.

All right, this is a funny comment that comes in. So, OP doesn't understand this, but Chad does. OP, give Chad credit. He's a real, oh, you're a real card, Chad. Oh, I get, yeah, he's singing. I know what he's doing. He's a real. Oh, you're a real card. Chad. Oh, I get yeah, he's singing. I know he's doing Understanding why didn't he want to explain that? No, I was why do you explain the joke there Chad? Oh, that's somebody would give you know I hear about this. Open Gip Chad credit. He's a real card. Very funny super chat worth the $5 Joe W Very funny. All right, so now that we come to the point

where Opie because he's just hitting buttons. He takes himself off screen and it's left with just Chad. And yeah, this is funny. And Chad doesn't know what to do with himself. He doesn't know how to handle this. Today, who do you think? Oh, I get cut out? Am I still here? Look at the comment that's up there as Channels is staring at the screen. OP isn't malicious. Channels on the other hand is a psychopath

who will stalk your family, your ex-wife's family, and docks your house to own you. Paul Tru. Am I on the show? Hey, everybody go subscribe to my YouTube channel. I think we lost OP. Whenever you do, don't say something channel. I think we lost Opie. Whatever you do, don't say something interesting. Yeah, it's got nothing.

Yeah, career broadcast. Yep. Now we took him so far. He just left him. He takes himself off because he doesn't know what to do with a rip cord. Yep. So this is interesting.

So what we come back, he brings Chad back. And Opie admits something here that is, I don't know I have questions I guess They didn't want to buy it. I'm like you don't want so bitter. I am I'm a bitter dude Donovan I'll be the first to admit it. I give you the honesty on this dumb live stream All right, so OP admits that he's a bitter dude stop it You know what I mean? Most people who are bitter, if you're like,

dude, you're so bitter, like, no. But if you admit, like, yeah, I'm fucking bitter, like, okay, well then you should probably correct that, right? Yeah. It's not a good thing. It doesn't seem healthy. Yeah, no. People aren't going to enjoy being around you,

and you're not helping yourself out, so. You're going to end up on a beach doing, oh wait. I got to say, this chat would make one hell of a coffee table book. It's so we'll just print out all the things people are chatting and opi's show I was like a little chat. I'd read the shit out of that thing. So anyway that's an idea for everyone. All right let's cut by Ab here. Curate that. So someone asks about the mud shark. Are you a mud shark or something on the earth? The internet, people just start, it's people, are we ran with it? If you actually look up the definite definition of mud shark, it's not flattering at all,

but people are actually trying to change the definition. Literally online, they're trying to change what a mud shark is. But what do you think that's going to be flattering? Yeah, anything that's gonna be flattering? Yeah. Anything's gonna get better. Yeah. Shading it for the worst. Yeah.

What did you see? What a dumb idiot. All right, that's all I have. What a fascinating week. This is bad. What a narrative. Wow. Fascinating week.

You got Cardiff going on LLC and that Cardiff's on OP. OP's on. OP's on the come up. OP. Yeah. He's going to go on MLC and then Cardiff's on OP. OP's on top. OP's on the come up. OP. Yeah, OP's, Sadie's gonna go on MLC soon. So that'll be interesting or probably not. I can't think of something less interesting than Chad cucking up to OP.

I mean, at least hopefully Kevin comes about for. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. If Kevin and Bob give him the Zoom out treatment, that'll be funny. Yeah, they could pit them against each other. Mom and dad have a potato show up. Yeah, one of the vegetables on there. I have a real treat for us today. We have the debut of our newest review girl. What? Mrs. Brie. Join in the show. Is that the name you're going by? Yes, I chose that because it's in bribe before.

I was like, hmm, something. So can we use your real name or no? Oh, yeah, you can use my real name. Mary Bethes, you're- I don't know how to change it. This is Brian Johnson's wife. Thank you so much for joining us. This is for Andy.

I know you're a fan of the show and I appreciate that. I appreciate all the things that you and Brian do for the show. And do for Andy. Andy's working you guys. My special favors. Yeah. And I call in that I'm not owed.

But I know that you and Brian love to play to catch an alien together. Absolutely. And I thought that we could start off your debut with to catch an alien. Everyone's gonna be upset that Cardiff is not here. I know. that we could start off your debut with DeCutch and Alien. Everyone's gonna be upset that Cardiff is not here, I know. Do we have an end of the Cardiff? I'm gonna show you guys.

Jesus Christ, enough is enough. It's fucking potato. All right, so I'm gonna pull this up. It always takes a while to get started. Something I've learned about Cardiff is, he likes to have silence in the beginning of his videos was you know Everyone likes dead air out of shell. Yes. That's always a good thing. All right, let's all pay attention Listen closely. We do not want to let Cardiff win another round of to catch an alien

It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch Unalien It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch Unalien Mary Beth are you ready to play to catch Unalien You gonna answer that or Seem like a rhetorical question that but let's talk to a cartoon potato. Why not?

A pre-recorded cartoon. Can you hear me? I'll assume you said yes. I mean, a guy and well, you've been in all these countries. So you know, so we had a guy in Zim's Vinny and he has an ice next door And he would get in like all these like co Doritos from different countries And he would what he bring in like a sprite from Japan and a sprite from US Doritos from US Doritos from you know Thailand and

The expiration date on the Thailand is like three months. The expiration date on US is like two years. Oh wow. I mean, I'm exaggerating. Yeah, right, right. But then you take a bite of a US Dorito. You're like, okay, it says US. And you take a bite of, you know, a Thailand Dorito, and it's completely different.

Not all the preservatives. No preservatives, nothing. But. Okay. What? Yeah. Tommy, say next? Here are your choices. Number one, but people in Thailand don't get cool ranch. But say lovey as they say. Ranch three. but that's why so many people travel to Thailand to experience the culture next but I'm sure Dorito poisoning is pretty common there.

Lastly, but that's why those Thailand people live to 102 to catch unalien. This is the hardest. These are all fucking absurd. I know, so of course, of course. I didn't get up late to take the car. You've had to blows the lid off it. Normally I have an inkling, but this week is, oh, I got this one, guys.

You think you know it? Yep, I'm gonna go with B, say la V. That's life, fat. What are you gonna do? That's a French Canadian fake out. I'm gonna go to Mrs. Bray. Mary Bray, I think. I'm gonna go to Mrs. Brie. Mary Brie, I think. I'm gonna go with lastly, the live to 102.

Okay, just absurd as everything else. Yeah, I thought that's a good choice. I almost went with that, but I like to play the odds, because I want Cardiff to lose. Of course. So I am going to go with, cool ranch number one. All right, cool. By the way, I bet they don't have

Cool Ranch in Thailand. That would make sense to me. What do you think there? Producer Kressy? The only one that makes sense is two, Sailor V. Oh, really? I mean, he might say all of these things,

but Dorito Poisoning. Okay, maybe not that one. But the culture, that's why people go to Thailand. I can't say that. I can't. You're right. They go there to fuck young boys and eat Doritos. I gotta stand by it.

No, you gotta stand by it now. By it that's locked in. All right, let's find out. Doritos from U.S., Doritos from Thailand. And the expiration date on the Thailand is like three months. The expiration date on US is like two years. Oh wow. I mean, I'm exaggerating.

Yeah, right, right. But then you take a bite of a US Dorito, and I go, okay, it says US. And you take a bite of, you know, a Thailand Dorito and it's completely different. Not all the preservatives. No preservatives, nothing. But that's why those timeline people live till fucking This is Gate I thought that was the answer to good good job

I got a piggyback onto this victory Kinky loco had a tail I got a piggyback onto this victory. Kinky loco had a tail. Oh, shit. Dude, I've delivered to some of the bulls. That's why they look like 102 because the Doritos? Yeah. Some Doritos.

Some of the bodegas in the city, they have those imported snacks in there. There's something for like $13 for bag of chips. I don't know. Like, who the fuck is buying this? Why? I don't know. Because you love to 102. I guess't know. Because you loved your 102. I guess.

Yes. A crazy one. I've noticed is like ketchup. Weirdly. When I'm in Peru, the ketchup tastes totally different. I'm like, what is it? I don't know what it is. Maybe it's tomatoes, man.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Maybe they actually use real tomatoes. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe they're not manufacturing them in a lot. Yeah, right, right. I don't know. It's definitely different.

That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the lab manufactured tomatoes to catch an alien. Oh, Mary Beth and I really nailed that one. Bro, it's over at Serving. Monday's at 8 p.m. on YouTube. Subscribe today. I'm dry. Oh god.

I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm in weirdo. Alright. God, I do love top. I must see top from MSC. I really do too. So check it on him soon. Yeah, be a regular segment.

Well, last I saw he was only on Spotify, but then Cardiff said he's on other places too. So I got to do some research on that. Not so exclusive. It's not easy to pull Cliff when Cardiff said 16 shows a week. I got to pay attention to that. Figure out what's going on. Can't wait to read the fucking sub-run

of Thread this week. It's crazy car. I'm feeling, I'm feeling it's gonna be a lot of just a pertin about a card if I miss episode. Yeah, all right. Five stars. Yeah, so glad there was that much card if all right. What have we done today guys?

We've done it all. We talked about Mean Girl with Alex and Jordan. I felt real smart. Yeah. That wasn't, that was impressive. We saw Ari Shafir do a whip it on the Joe Rogan experience. Always go in your 50 years hold. You've finally found the one drug Joe Rogan won't do.

Yeah. I like to need a look up whether that goes brain-celled or not. That's an old wives down. It's temporary. It's temporary. They grow right back. It's why obviously we looked at Missouri Loves Company with Cardiff Electric and Chad shutting down.

We looked at Opie Radio with Cardiff, Corndiff and Corndiff. We definitely didn't make the show, but maybe next time. Opie had Chad. Zuma. We met Mrs. Brie, Mary Beth joining the show, but maybe next time. Oh, behead Chad. Zuma, gone. We met Mrs. Brie, Mary Bath joining the show. We caught an alien or at least she did. You know what that means?

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. This is the part of the show we play, Cliff from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts, which we will be recording on Wednesday. I'm happy to say Kevin is going to be back in the studio again. He's traveling a Rochester for work again. Oh, yes, so he's going to be here. And this is what we're going to be checking out. You guys don't deal in Dragonborn, but you want to be a Dragonborn. I mean, it's kind of exciting to be a monster. Let's make a Dragonborn. So Dragonborns are sort of human Dragon hybrids.

They look very much like Dragons only. They stand on two legs. They speak the common tongue, which is the preferred language of the players. Tends to be a little more on the evil side, but that, my friend, is for you to decide. I'm excited for him to be a little more on the evil side, but that my friend is for you to decide. I'm excited for him to be a little evil, I think.

Okay, I'm very excited by that. Okay. This is podcast called Mythic Thunderloot, a D&D podcast musical, a suggestion from ballbreaker 8K in the Discord. We do have a review suggestions channel in the discord. I appreciate people going in there, putting in their suggestions. Here's the description. Professional actors and musicians, Jake, William, Michael, Steve and Liga play a tightly added a dungeon dragons campaign. After they record, they had sound effects, underscoring

and full-fledged musical numbers. I got to call my shot here. I hate it. This might be the one we like. Oh my god. We'll find out what happens with that. So that should be a lot of fun with with Kevin. Well, as she vick, you haven't mentioned the Stuttering Fuckface news at all. What's the Stuttering Fuckface news? I know that he sold his apartment. He announced he was going to New Mexico, but he's actually moving to Florida and the golf coast from what I've heard. Is there other news I don't know about that we should be talking about? Please let me know.

The real teaser. I'm looking at the discord. I'm looking at YouTube chat. But there's something I need to be talking about. You're out to keep up. But guys, I was on vacation this week, you know. The last thing I might mind was, I was on vacation this week, you know, the last thing I might mind was, I wonder what's still a job is.

Probably something productive. Yeah. You want to go to eat? No, no, no, no, I just want to scour the internet for a stillery John news. Let's figure out what's going on with that. Fuck the beach. You got any time. All right.

Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these Fuck the beach. You got any time? Alright, please. Join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the mush this. Of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these old white cows.

Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Internet news with Lucy Titebox. show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Big MJ-32 leads us off with, can't wait to listen to pitch this. Hopefully there's great ideas and tons of improv, Krauss-94. Pretty good episode. The quality of the main reviews is improving. Less sex freak shows and more of low-level comedians making asses of themselves. Like Chad, fix it 403. Chad bragging about never being homeless is just like Stuttering John bragging about

never getting a DUI. Just a teeny bit telling about how they really live their lives. Shares, my knee is still sore from all the slapping of Chrissy's good ones. Julie sees us asks, is Chad zoom out the new Stuttering John? Or does he fail to be pathetic enough? Responsible where? Response? That's an insult to Stuttering John. Here I got a bang.

No, Chad is the new Ethan Ralph. He gets us asked kicked and tries to spin it as a win. No tradition agrees, bingo. When you match up Ethan's substance abuse issues to Chad's drinking, they're like twins. Moment of zen sums things up with. Yeah, John's time on Leno's staff makes him much larger, both at base level, and in the things to lose bucket. To be the new SJ, Chad would have to get hired doing the thing he sucks at the most. So, comedy or sobriety? Chad is a waste of sperm. Chad is a waste of oxygen. Chad uses all of his oxygen to lie. Don't be like Chad.

And from YouTube, Nas, Redna, and Fides, I never personally found Kevin Brennan funny or interesting, but damn is he great when ripping on Chad. Mustache cloud. Kevin was born to rip Chad, and Chad was born to be ripped. Ackbar's trap. Chad is the boy who cried Cumia. Surrated grin. But remember everyone?

Chad doesn't care. Michael Mitchell. The only one who looks up to Chad is the guy blowing him. Nicole thing. Usually when people swear by mothers or gods, they're lying. Don Juan, gushes. I loved Eric in the whale. It's amazing you could get him on.

Chris Kidwell. I still don't understand how a potato is smarter than all of the humans on the show. Dr. Hugenstein randomly notes, Carl reminds me of Professor Frank from The Simpsons. Suizel Stick McGee confirms, a salesman is easily sold, is a well-known saying in sales Carl. J-R-R-D confesses, I don't want to tell any tales out of school, but I think Chad is phibian. Degu lag. I don't want the saga to end. The 495 Marauder suggests. Chad's improv show, who is Lai, is it anyway?

And Carks of the Biscuit plays us out with. Chad has as much moral fiber as his upper lip. Alright, so yeah, I did see that news. So the other thing is that John tweeted something about making 80,000 a year as a teacher. And then somebody, because it's all public records, because they work for the state. So someone looked up how much money he made teaching last year

and it was $8,000. So that's like, I accidentally added a zero. He did right. I solved for X. I'd only worked 10 times harder. Boom. Boom. So maybe that's what the news is, the people are talking about.

Fucking idiots. I mean, the funny thing is that John Wood picked the one profession that every dime he makes is posted online. Right. He wants to lie and brag about shit. It's like, not that's not true. John Wood picked the one profession that every dime he makes is posted online. He wants to lie and brag about shit. It's like, no, that's not true. But it's an extra zero. It doesn't mean anything. What about the finance zero? What about the photo? I think monitoring J posted or someone they said it really was, considering John's Harley, and it had like a 12 pack of cores tucked into the back of

it. I couldn't have just been a joke. Plus and whatever. I thought it was fun. Mary Beth. Yes. Welcome to the show. Do we have any reviews that you can read for us today?

Yes, I have a few here. Excellent. Now Brian did help me get these. So if they've done it before, I'm sorry. Okay. All right. This show stink. The host of the show is the type of guy to say bring back bullying who in reality

is a man in his 40s that was bullied all the time in high school. And he actually hated it back then. But the reason he's saying it now is because he gets the chance to pick on little kids and the mentally impaired. Oh, fucking beat the shit out of this guy. What's his name? Gay Sherman. Oh, watch out, gay Sherman. How are you going to make fun of this guy?

What's there to make fun of? Sounds cool. Yeah, all right. Nevermind. Take it all back, Gay Sherman. Is that a five-star review? Yep. Yay. Thank you. Thank you, Gay Sherman. I've never mind. I think it all bad, Gaysherman. Is that a five-star review? Yep. Yay.

Thank you. Thank you, Gaysherman. Very accurate, too. Cool, dude. That's a fuck up. What do you know about me in high school? Oh, that's right. I'm gonna try school together.

You're gonna get the wrong color of the sound this week. All right. This one is awful production. Unfunny hosts. This format is unlistenable. Oh, no. Might be a potential show here, but maybe take time to up up your production game slightly.

They comment on bad editing, but they are worse than what they're picking on. Not funny, not well put together. Go back to Drive Time crap radio. Only slightly. You've upgraded. All right. I'll take that. Go back to Drive Time crap radio. Only slightly. You've done it. All right. I'll take that. That sounds good. Tooster. Sounds like a one star review. It's a one star.

That's a bomber. Wait better than it used to be. Thank you. But he was over here another day and he was saying the same thing. He's like, can we actually have a studio here now? You just remember the days we just standing around the bar and a sickle wake up. All right, yeah, I'm so stringed. We're all talking into one microphone.

Yeah. Kicking Chris. All right, I have one more. Okay. Why does he podcast? Taken obviously coaked out hosts, a lobotomized producer and a revolving crew of nobody co-hosts like

Eric Nagel. Drank paint is bored by this clawed. And what have you got? The pile of sun-dried dog feces known as Who Are These Podcasts. The only good thing about this waste of SD cards is the guy with the beard from TESD and the new blonde review girl. I'd death hit that after a few beers. All right. So I'm guessing that's Brian. I'm guessing that's Brian who put that one up.

Yeah. He said that if he would have known Trucker Andy were going to be on, he would have taken a jab at him too. It's funny because Eric Dago. Eric Dago is listening in the discord right now anyway. Hey Yeah, sorry, bro, you gave it away when you knew about the new review girl It was a little bit too obvious all right. Let's hit some some voice mails here and see what's going on This first color coming in from Buffalo 716 I'm not doxing him 716 are coming in hey car hopefully you're planning a Chadstock or some sort of event focused on the deep diving into all Chad's lies it would be amazing I know the fans would

love it and it would be hilarious Chadstock is just you know working title we can title. We can talk around with that, but get on that later. I'm focusing on Chad's lie. I can just see like a lecture hall. Hey, hey, hey. Just setting up your, in 1997, Chad told the police, he wasn't drinking. Be multiple weekends. Yeah, that would be a lot.

All right, just let us look at the farmers on the neck and figure out what the coldest day of the year is going to be next. That's what DoubleCon will be. All right. Good idea, though. Thank you for that suggestion. Carl, B-locks on the left coast. Dracanon, hey, unfortunately for you, I think you're going to have a little bit of ag on

your face when you know, it's sitting done on Chad, I just saw a preview of his new stand-up drive-ar special looks. Now, he comes out of cool, relaxed, got up to kill in his hand, and he starts telling about how, when he got arrested with the credit card, cops will grill and only wasn't giving it up and then finally they just like or who are you who where they call you and he just looks right at the cop and says they call me salmon salad. Oh classic I don't know where he came up with that one. All right good shows.

Please. Very fine. I be like that was a. From. Rod White. Rod white. Yeah. Taylor salad. Yeah. I would say that's pretty good.

All right. You guys want to hear a bad Beatles parody? Oh, so Cardiff's song. Cardiff's son with Opie. And he puts him as a guitar. He goes, what do you want me to play? Opie. Opie goes, play some of the Beatles. I don't know that. You guys, what do you want me to play? Oh, yeah. Oh, because play something by the Beatles.

Like, I don't know that. I know. What are you doing? I did not know a single Beatles song. They don't have a lot. So they're not all hard. Yeah, I know. Holy shit, just started playing 1, 4, 5.

Sing anything up to 4 problems. Right, probably get it right. Cardiff. Typical Canadian. CURRY! That's me! You're not a funny man! Then he! That's me!

I'm a coomy of fan! And I'm like, I'm gonna throw this can! I'm gonna throw this can! Alright, well done. road is and and and and and and and

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I wish. Sounds fun. You know, we've been saying how Chad Zunuk is the new southern John, but honestly, I would say Chad is the new Ethan Ralph. I mean the guy is just addicted to substances, all his friends leaving him, his career failing, and he gets a basket, and despite all that, he's winning. He's killing it, no matter what you say. Even though I know he's working out for him, and he's laughing soft on the internet, he's doing a great job. Huh, what do you think? That's probably more accurate. Yes, I can see a lot of parallels. Better approximation.

Yeah, he's the Ralph and Jen Zubak. Ooh, he's in real for ya. They both also, if you brought up their name to any assortment of people, would have no one have any idea what you're talking about. Yeah, you know. All right, this one's funny. Oh, it's the ghost of Chess Zuma's career. You guys aren't cool.

Oh. Well done. I'm very scared. Kikikikos. Chess Chess. Chess. Kikikikos. Well done. I'm very scared. Hahaha. Good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good Well, you might have heard the news. It's all over here, at least in the Rancho Bernardo, that Stuttering John sold his Canoga Park crap condo

at a price of $399,000. At least that's what it says on Zillow. So it looks like he finally got a win. $399,000. His original purchase price was $205,000. So that's a pretty nifty profit. I hope he paid off through Zanna, but $30,000 that he owed her.

But who knows, I guess he's going to take that tidy profit and invest it in New Mexico real estate for his five bedroom new place. He's one lucky duckie have a place on the market for almost a year and get his asking price. That's unheard of. Well he dropped. So some poor sucker bought that place without giving him a low-ball price. I guess John is living a charmed life after all. Okay, talk to you later. Well, they probably know that Juan will give you free Wi-Fi

and hard-seltzers when you need him. I want to move here on to pay for Wi-Fi or alcohol. It's something a good deal. Now, he put it out on the market for $4.25 and it dropped it, $25,000. And yes, he did make a good profit. Now, he put it out on the market for $4.25 and it dropped it, $25,000. And yes, he did make a good profit on it. Or did he? Because it was bought in his mom's name.

And then somebody found the paperwork where his mom gifted it to John at a certain point, which makes me think that they should have waited to do that because now John might have to actually pay. Hey, Tex. The Elemonia. Yeah. You're the child support ever in his videos. Oh, watch it, Lee.

I don't want to get sued anymore. Just living on that now, till is, Oh, yeah. Whatever retirement. Well, he also makes hate grand a year from substitute teachings. So he's got that. Yeah.

And then he acts like he cares about his kids, the kids at the school, and things like I'm out of here. Going to Florida. Bye bye. All right. Tampa? Yeah.

You're going to join forces down there in Tampa. Could you imagine the Chatton John show, the two towers? Your show is proof that the gender pay gap myth is bullshit dick and Hannah they keep coming up with excuses as to why they can't be there for the show you know who never makes excuses for not being there? Not even there. Cardiff. He's a man. Right. He makes commitment. He's always there. He's always available. Women need to get better. They need to get better. Okay.

Very good. I mean, obviously, he's more of an attention-horror than a woman. Yeah. That's why he's always here. No, Dick Masterson talks about this all the time. That he has these women are going to come on. He's going to pay them to read news. And then they just don't show up. They flake out of them.

He's like, Oh, the gender pay gap got him again. They're like, they're leaving money on the table. Cause they're just in confident or lazy. That's why you make less because you're not reliable. Right. Cause you're not there at work. Thanks for showing up. How are you feeling? Are you feeling better? Am I feeling that? Oh, yes, yes. Yeah, I was dying last weekend.

Right. Glad you're doing well. Did you get Brian sick? No, I think he got me sick. That's all that makes sense. No, I knew it. As knew it. As the worst. That was small. I hope he's not listening right now. Oh, he is. I'll cut this out and freeze. At least you better be. In Oak Road, it's the weirdest thing that Air Force guy saying, chat is so serious, so I'm Army.

And in 2018, I was at Alasadah for space in Iraq. And we also heard that Chad Zoumak was going to be performing for us through the video. So, and he said the same kind of similar excuses, except there was ISIS and not the Mujadim. It's really amazing this guy's life, man. He's one of the most unlucky dudes in the world. Yeah, he does. On my back. Like an ISIS. God damn it.

So, words. All right, last voicemail we have here. All right, Carl. 400th episode is soon approaching us. And I figured how else to celebrate such a dependence and triumphant 400th episode. Well, I'm going to let you use my rectum. Just for the 400th episode.

Yeah, you can use my rectum. I don't know. We have to figure something out. Maybe blind, mic, and you can figure something out. But my rectum is available for the 400th episode. And I think we're gonna... We're gonna give this somewhere, and it's really gonna count. So let me know.

Rectum's ready and loop All right, take over the team. You could fart out some colored powder. Oh, yeah gender reveal party Can four guest hosts fit in there. I don't know Sounds like a wager All right Mrs. Brie anything you want to promote All right, Mrs. Brie, anything you want to promote? Oh, no, I mean, his tell-em Steve Dave podcast is worth promoting.

Yes, I agree. My favorite show. Tell-em Steve Dave also, Brian was a guest on the creep off this week, because I was absent, so check out the creep off, either on our YouTube channel, the creep off, or wherever you get podcasts, and you can hear Brian on there with Vinny. Well, thank you very much for coming on

and reading those reviews. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, anytime. Don't be a stranger. I guess this is where we do the fun sign off. We already did a sign off, and I was the other sign off. Here we go.

Hopefully there'll be a third sign off. I make fun of shows for starting multiple times. Yeah, I like the other sign-up. What do we do? Something that will be a third sign-up. I make fun of shows for starting multiple times. I like to add in multiple times. That's cool. Hello. Yeah, you can do that. I'm doing the...

The... Okay, bye. Carter, if you could call him... I know. I love it in the show, Sticks of the Landing. Yeah, I know. It's so great. We'll be nailing it here. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay folks Guess what?

Great episode that was really great Jesus. I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys stupid bye guys I don't know who gives a shit why maybe still doing this I'm out of here I'm out of here I'm out of here no fat chicks