Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep398 - Live, Laugh, Larceny

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Starting point is 00:00:38 Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that would rule the world if not for unsupported compression types. I'm your host, Cara, with me today, the man who makes up two thirds of the creep off, it's Vinnie Paulino. I take up a lot of space. Please go to where these dot-couting are email address voice mail number,

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Starting point is 00:01:09 to give us a five-star view and Apple podcasts and then chin-alvers in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Live Left Larsony. This is a suggestion from Adam Thoreau. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Amanda and Trevin.

Starting point is 00:01:24 And I will read you the description of this show, Vinnie. Do you find crime podcasts a little to murdery? Take a break from all things heavy and get petty. Join longtime friends Amanda and Trevin as they share killer facts, dreadful dilemmas, and tell real-life petty crime stories in the style of an audio drama. Well, I know your stance on fun facts. How do you feel about killer facts? Oh, God. Listen, I like being petty.

Starting point is 00:01:51 That I can get down with. That's the only part of this drama. All right, yeah. That sounds good. If they think they have a corner on petty in the true crime market, Nope. They have no idea.

Starting point is 00:02:00 We got you, Pete. Now, they do a lot of things that we actually do on this show. Not well, but they do them, such as the throwaway line to be getting. Welcome to live laugh larceny, the mathematical equation that can prove why kids live cinemas and toast crunch. This is trevine and I'm a man to the fuck did that mean? Did this guy hire time Myers be a joke writer? I was thinking that. It's so dumb.

Starting point is 00:02:26 Huh, huh. What a good start to your true crime show, dude. The mathematical equation that proves why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, is it just like random words thrown together? A random word generator? Made that joke? Hey, I make better jokes.

Starting point is 00:02:40 Written by Funnybot. This is from the school of joke writing that Patrick Michael really likes. The absurdist makes no sense, but it kinda makes you think for a second that you go, oh, that doesn't make sense. Matt the Quasis and breakfast cereal. What?

Starting point is 00:02:55 It's outrageous. It does not equal a punchline stupid. Looney Tunes. Now this Amanda woman, wow does she laugh? Wow does she like everything that's going on with this show? Now, what happens off the get out of the gate here is that Trevin's trying to live his dream.

Starting point is 00:03:16 He wants to quit his 9-5 and edit podcasts for a living. That's trevvvv. Get a better dream. Yeah, I know, that's a weird dream. You unfunny, dude. Yeah. Get a better dream. Yeah, I know. It's a weird dream. You unfunny douche. Yeah. Get a better dream. And unfortunately, he's already trying to find workarounds. Sounds like that's his dream. It's a new audio and he's like, and I found a program. It doesn't for me. Wait, wait a second. Dude, this guy sounds like such a nerd. He probably has a poster producer, Chris and his. He gets to use the soundboard and talk on the mic.

Starting point is 00:03:45 All right, so let's get an update on his dreams here. So, Trimman, Yes. Redful dilemma this week for us all? My life is a dreadful dilemma. Ha ha ha ha ha. So, I wanted to give everybody an update on where everything is going on me chasing my dreams.

Starting point is 00:04:03 Woo hoo. And I hit my first speed bump. Huh. Huh. Okay. You hit us first speed bump. Oh. Slowed them down a little bit, Betty.

Starting point is 00:04:13 Well, if you had a real bump, this showed be interesting. Yeah. Yeah. You can use that. So let's find out what happened. To Revan discovered this software called Descript, it's what I use when we put together our super clips.

Starting point is 00:04:27 Yep. It makes life a lot easier to find specific words in an audio format. And this guy used it all wrong. I just thought, I need to get with the time. So I can't be living in the past on how you do things. This show is a very big show, not just with its crowd size, but also just the fact that their episodes are really long. Anyway, he's not talking about his show. He's talking about another show that hired him to edit their show for the right.

Starting point is 00:04:49 The people that he's taking money from. Right. That show is a big show. Mm-hmm. Okay. So I thought, this would be the perfect show for me to learn this program one. Well, y'all. Okay, so this is a big show with a big audience. You thought this would be a perfect show to try something new? And his dream is that he wants to have a business where this is what he does.

Starting point is 00:05:08 So he has a big client. And what are you doing? You have a big client car. You work extra hard. Oh, half acid. Oh, you try to find some fucking AI app to do the job for you. Yes. Kind of stupid.

Starting point is 00:05:19 It's doomed to fail. I would say, well, you know, he has this show. I didn't learn the program as well as I thought I did. And the episode gets released and a little bit later I look and I see that there had been complaints from their listeners about the full of the other show. Which it hurts so bad because you are listening

Starting point is 00:05:39 to a perfectionist who still remembers mistakes he made at the age of 11. Oh, sir, you are not a perfectionist who still remembers mistakes he made at the age of 11. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, sir, you are not a perfectionist. You put out a show without listening to it, hoping that it was okay. And not only that, it was the first job for a new client. Yes, that was dumb. And Amanda, you didn't have to giggle at that.

Starting point is 00:05:59 I know. She giggles at everything. She has a reaction to everything, especially this reaction right here. This is so over the top because I guess Amanda finds condoms just to be hilarious. It's one of the funniest things she's ever heard of. All right, well I have a two truths in a life for you. I'm ready. And we're gonna be talking about Jimmy Hats.

Starting point is 00:06:22 Jimmy Hats. Or condoms as the lamos would call it. Oh, I am pretty lame. I'll take it. I just always love the term Jimmy hats. It's funny. Well, I don't think it's funny. Vinnie, you got to hire this woman to sit in the front row at your cavity shelves because she fucking laughs at every the cat. Jimmy hats. What? Dude, you think I call Hot Dog a weener.

Starting point is 00:06:46 Oh, God, she lose five minutes on that. Why would hold on? Hold on. Hold on, fucking club teeth. Yeah, hold on. Why would I need to hire her to sit there? No one would be able to hear her over the audience laughing.

Starting point is 00:07:00 Oh, right. Oh, yeah, that's right. You hoofing mouth. He's asshole. V hoofin mouth. Vitty stand up is very good. I'll fuck even funnier than Chen Zubak stand up. And I've checked them both out. So I would know about this. It's funny that somebody, somebody in the craze Casper

Starting point is 00:07:18 and the discord put a gif of Kristen Wiggard. That's all I was thinking. It was like this woman's like playing an over-the-top Kristen Wigg character. 100%. Now, can't I real? I didn't it was like, this woman's like playing an over-the-top Kristen Wigg character. 100%. Now, I didn't poke clips today, folks. I had a computer problem. You're a guy, nice. So this morning, my wife is trying to make me feel better,

Starting point is 00:07:33 because I was really bad. She goes, is there anything I could do to help? And I said, you could go listen to live laugh, larcity, give me your thoughts on it. And she did. No way. And she told me the number one thing she said that woman is annoying That was her though the woman is annoying. That's all she said. Can we have her guest host on the show?

Starting point is 00:07:54 She seems to have a lot of good insights. She doesn't want to be near you All right, so let's get into some of the production aspects of this. There's a lot of production in this. There's another parallel to WATP. They do this game, another parallel to WATP. Two truths and a lie, but I feel like they're doing it wrong. Oh my god, so we are going to do a rousing game of two truths and a lie this week. I've got three wires. Which one do I cut? I'll give you two truths and a lie. Oh wait, we don't have time for this Huh, we are rousing indeed and you're going first. I am Sad they didn't actually explode. I know. It was just a sound effect dammit

Starting point is 00:08:44 You know what did what did that sound effect have anything to do with two shoes in a lie or to have anything to do with any of this? Yeah, I mean, it should have things that make sense. Like my teaser drop. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

Starting point is 00:09:00 The teaser. The teaser. And later on in the show, you can hear that folks. That's a little teaser for the teaser going up later on. That's part of the show, the end. All right, so two truths in a lie is this game they play where they pick a topic and they tell you three fun facts about it. And one of them is not a fact and none of them are fun.

Starting point is 00:09:21 So let's get into that. The killer call. Staying at one, Narcissism most likely starts in childhood, but can only be diagnosed in adulthood. Statement 2. About 75% of people with narcissistic personality disorder are men. And statement 3. One of the most common traits in narcissism is the need for control. I'm going to go with B is the lie. Really? Yep. Well, I hate to break it to you, but you're wrong. This game sucks. Not only were you wrong, Dick had you say it. It's stupid. Clout. Terrible. Wow. I just like trevine. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:06 Um, Vinnie spilled pizza on his computer. According to Maxwell, big nuggets in the discord. Is that true? No. So are the rumors true about you spilling pizza? Like he's wasting. I have never once in my life.

Starting point is 00:10:18 That's why I'm so upset. He can't go to a computer. Matsurera. Look at it. Oh, right. He got the heart. You thought He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me.

Starting point is 00:10:27 He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me.

Starting point is 00:10:35 He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me.

Starting point is 00:10:43 He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. He can't look at me. you know, two truths and a lie about Jimmy Adams. Yeah, Jimmy Hatsilaris. And so they're talking about Trojan condoms and they're discussing the origin of the company's brand name. You know, the Trojan horse. Yeah. Like it's holding the bad guys. So some people have kind of made that joke. I don't think that was ever proven. I just assumed it was because like when you think of Trojans, you think of like these big, masculinity and tough. More years that are like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:11:11 I don't know, that's what they were going for. I think people have said that too. I don't know if it was ever like straight up why that was what they went with. Huh. Huh. What is she so excited about, Betty? I can't figure it out.

Starting point is 00:11:23 I tried to understand where she was going with that and she was so flustered and happy that she completely trailed off into nothing. That was impressive. She thinks everything is hilarious, every single thing. And listen, she's not just spaz too. She's dumb, she's a spaz. Listen to her breathing.

Starting point is 00:11:40 And Trevin's lazy. Some historical figure, and I want to say it was like a Mormon thing, but they actually passed down their parents' condoms down the generation. So at a certain point I'd be like, here you go son, here's my old condom, you know, keep it. It served me well, it served you well too. Now what the fuck was that? Did he leave his porn hub browser open?

Starting point is 00:12:06 That's his hyperventilating. Yeah, that's how they pass out the kind of... Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho. Yeah. Wow. It sounded like somebody had a microphone in the gorilla cage. By the way, if my dad handed me the economy, he was like, it didn't work, dad. I don't want this.

Starting point is 00:12:19 Ha ha ha ha. Hard pass on that. Yeah. Your mother would probably be like, don't give him that. Yeah, you know it doesn't work. I'm not the ham kids over here. Jesus, you do it to me. All right.

Starting point is 00:12:31 So now, Trevins trained to remember who handed down a condom through generations. And this is more of a man that just sounded like she's playing a character on us and all. I just want you to know that it has in some circles that's probably a pass down item. Oh my God. Keep that to yourselves.

Starting point is 00:12:51 No, please. We got to catch phrase. So, Trevor, whoa, keep that to yourselves. That's what you catch phrase. It's a W-A-T-P. It Chris is ready to get down. It must be official. All right. Well W-A-TADDP, keep that to yourselves, everybody.

Starting point is 00:13:09 Come on out, you. Go fuck yourself, have a good weekend, keep that to yourself. All right. So now, I mean, it works in every context. It actually is a good catchphrase. I said, now, Amanda is going to do, so what they do then is they go through these petty crime stories. So Amanda goes first.

Starting point is 00:13:26 Now, can I set this up just for a second? Yes. It's wildly unnecessary what they're doing here. Oh, yeah. Because a boring story goes on forever with a lot of production. And here's why the creep off is better. I know it's a W-A-D-C. But like, these are equivalent of scum parade stories in my estimation. I would say these are both scum parade stories that they present. Kind of. Yeah, they're not. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:49 One of them's a little silly. The other one's a little more serious. No one was burglarizing a house and raving a 12 year old, but yeah, it's, yeah. Yeah. That's like scum stream story, sure. Yeah, but all I'm saying to you is, we do the story and then we move on.

Starting point is 00:14:02 Right. And we don't put in this type of presentation into them. Right. So let's get into it so you can see what we're talking about. Amanda, tell us a story about these two old women down in Florida who like different football teams. Whoa! 57-year-old Amy and 67-year-old Kay almost

Starting point is 00:14:20 seemed destined to become sworn enemies from their very first encounter. They had shown up to the same neighborhood Super Bowl party, each representing their team from head to toe. The only problem was that they represented opposing teams. From that meeting on, it became clear that the two had completely different beliefs and values. But deep down, they shared many of the same insecurities, causing resentment and rivalry to form.

Starting point is 00:14:54 This took place gradually over time, as both women were involved in their upskill community in the Woodfield Country Club in Boca Raton, Florida. Okay, and this goes out of the non. For ATVERSE! I'm actually doing the exciting conclusion to this story. It's got a great punchline. Rivalries can become a pretty intense thing. They can take up all your energy and effort just to try and prove that you are the superior individual. So if you find yourself in the middle of one of these toxic situations, it may be good to take a step back.

Starting point is 00:15:32 Or you too, could find yourself in a heap of shit. You could be Chad Zumaugh. Oh my god. So she's out prod of herself, the way she delivered that. Now the story was, the one woman's dog shits and the other woman's yards, so she picks it up and throws it at the other woman. And then the other lady lies and says that she rumbles it all over herself.

Starting point is 00:15:52 And that was the story. So yeah, no, it's fucking up. Like, presented right, that could be a funny story. It could have been funny. It could have been interesting. It could have been interesting. Yeah, it wasn't for me. I was totally tuned out.

Starting point is 00:16:03 Why in God's name, like like do you call yourself a comedy show and present no comedy? Like they're trying to say they're lighthearted and funny. It's funny to say that, because Patrick Michael has a similar take out as bonus episode we're gonna talk about in a little bit. He also has this take.

Starting point is 00:16:17 A lot of people consider themselves comedy, but they forget to like put jokes in their show, which makes it hard to classify yourself as comedy. It's a problem. It's It's a problem. It's an epidemic. It's a problem right there. So let's hear edge of that dramatic reading. Let's hear what trevins responses. That is one way to handle a situation. Wow. That is one way to handle that's another catchphrase, right? That's that's one way to handle a situation. You need a horn though. You need a mat, mat, horn at the end of that.

Starting point is 00:16:50 No, I need a live studio audience to lose their shit. All right. Yeah. Yeah. You need the bleachers over there. Yeah, that's one way to handle a situation. Am I right? Isn't that Chris's job?

Starting point is 00:17:01 It is. Yeah. I think we can stay the course things. Lath Harder Chris, it is. Yeah. I think we can stay the course, things. Lath Harder, Chris, stop it. Never. Now, one of the things that you shouldn't do, and what do I know? I mean, I don't do a terrible true crime show like this,

Starting point is 00:17:13 but I would think that you wouldn't want to make up details of a story that's super boring, and then explain that you made it all up, because that kind of takes all the fun out of it, right? 100%. You're gonna make up shit. Yeah, stick to it. Stick to it. The other detail that I really wanted to know that I couldn't find was anything about this dog. I don't know if it's a big dog. I say in my story it was a small dog just because that seems funnier to me that somebody would get really, really mad about a dog shitting in their yard and it was like a tiny turd. I don't know though, I couldn't find out a name of a dog, a type of breed, any

Starting point is 00:17:51 sort of detail in any way, shape or form. All right, so it was a boring story and you made most of it up neat. She finds it funny. To the thankfully, Trevor's not giving her anything like, isn't that funny? The small dog, the small dog is Like, yeah, sure. You're hilarious. Poop. Yeah, good stuff. Glad we've done 115 of these.

Starting point is 00:18:09 You're a real good stuff, guys. And... Could we be completely wrong, of course? Yeah. Are they trying to say ain't no fact checking? I think that's their version. Yeah. Yeah, this is lady.

Starting point is 00:18:25 It quotes. It really is. So I don't really understand the point of that. And then we're going to get another story in here. This one now, Trevyn takes his turn. Oh, this fucking boy. Yeah. This has a lot of production at it.

Starting point is 00:18:41 Have you ever been... It's trying to fool you into thinking that it's interesting. Because they know how boring this is. They're like, well, what if we put in like, I don't know, a scoring and sound effects and- That is the exact reason why that woman laughs at every word. Because she thinks it makes her more likable to people. Right. Yes. I agree.

Starting point is 00:18:58 Ugh, it doesn't. You're all doing it wrong. Have you ever been duped? You know, deceived, hoodwinked, wrong. Have you ever been duped? You know, deceived, hoodwinked, or sold a bill of goods? Jimmy had it. For everyone, being tricked can be an all-around negative experience. And sadly, it happens to all of us.

Starting point is 00:19:21 We've all seen documentaries about the Dupers, the scam artists, the swindlers, and the semolias. We know that they are usually narcissists who have great people skills, allowing them to confidently run situations with their dishonest schemes. Been there, done that, right? Very exciting stuff. I know everyone wants to hear more about this. Have you ever been duped?

Starting point is 00:19:44 I know everyone wants to hear more about this. Have you ever been duped? I know everyone wants to hear more about this amazing story. And actually, Amanda, when he even introduces what the story is about, is very titillated by this. So I have a story this week, and it has to do with trust. Ooh, okay. And maybe how we all shouldn't do it.

Starting point is 00:20:04 Ooh. Ooh, do it. Ooh. Ooh, drive it. Why isn't she my co-host, baby? Why can I get a co-host like this? Hey, Vinny, today I brought a creep in from Minnesota. Minnesota, whoa. Me, huh? Hey, what's gonna happen, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:20:17 You don't like my usual responses, shut up, ugly. Exactly. That's what I mean. I'm working too hard. I gotta get tried. I like it! Okay! Alright, so do you want me to do it for the rest of this? Cause I'll pick it up for you. Listen to these drop-ins or things.

Starting point is 00:20:32 Wooo! Drop-ins! Listen to the drop-ins during this guy's story! I'm listening! Our victim is too trusting. This can be your younger person who has not yet learned the evils of the world. I'm young! A sweet grandma who seesils of the world. I'm young. A sweet grandma who sees the good in everyone. I'll get my purse. Or just an overly optimistic person.

Starting point is 00:20:50 This can be a young person. I'm young. Except the young person. The fuck was that? An optimistic person. Life is great. Yeah, things are going swell today. I hope I don't get duped.

Starting point is 00:21:03 We fucking get it. Jesus Christ. All right, the other thing too is they don't know anything that happens in these stories because they're not really news stories, they're not really newsworthy, so they can't find information about it. So she didn't get charged,

Starting point is 00:21:19 she didn't have to pay anything or do any type of time. I don't know. Or community service I guess. I don't know because Or community service, I guess. I don't know, because most of the articles said that she was charged and that she had the possibility of facing that much time. But the only site that I saw that had an update, that's all it gave me was that the judge expunged it.

Starting point is 00:21:38 Then she didn't do any time. She doesn't know what expunged means, maybe. No, she doesn't. Keep playing, she doesn't. Maybe you should look that up, that's something you could figure out what that means means. Maybe she doesn't keep him playing. She doesn't. Maybe you should look that up that so you could figure out what that means. And then you don't have to answer. I don't know when a guy goes and she do any time. I don't know. I saw it was that it was expunge by a judge. Oh, okay. Then you do know. Yeah. That means that you actually do know that. The magic eraser expunged. But no, a man is quick though, Vinnie. No, she's not. You're not going to get one past her.

Starting point is 00:22:06 I actually have a story that involves dog poop, not on me today, but you know, dog poop on you today. No, I have. I'm just kidding. Shucks. She's quick. Got you. She's quicker than joking. She'll help you smoke.

Starting point is 00:22:18 Watch out for her, man. No, you just got Amanda. Jesus Christ. You just got Amanda So fucking stinks live laugh larceny did you make it to the very end of the show? Any I think I did actually they put in a fun little blooper at the very end of the show Maybe I maybe I didn't see how much fun they're having What started as Keith picking up his son from the principal's office for smoking cigarettes in the boys room? Holy fuck, that's a long sentence. That was it. That was the whole blooper.

Starting point is 00:22:51 Oh, pretty good stuff, huh? Oh, no, not really. Really? Not good at all. Did you know they have a TikTok? Get the fuck out of the way. Did you see what these people looked like? Yeah, I did look at the went to their website. It's a ginger and another ginger.

Starting point is 00:23:05 Check this out. This is their fancy TikTok. Here's another blooper. That's a TikTok exclusive behind the scenes podcast blooper. Welcome to Live Laugh Larsony. When you get, I cannot hear you at all. You can't. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:23:24 What? That is exactly how I picture here we go I Can't hear a damn The blooper probably okay, I can hear you now. Oh, so got to record this and put it on the internet. I don't know where my keys are. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere.

Starting point is 00:23:54 I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I can't find my keys anywhere. I gotta record this and put love in there, I don't know where my keys are.

Starting point is 00:24:09 Oh, ignorance is bliss. That's for sure. Amen. Chose. So this came in from Adam Thoreau, as I mentioned, and then when I announced on the last episode that we were doing this show, he sent me another note. He says Trevin called himself a singer songwriter in his Instagram bio.

Starting point is 00:24:27 So I found social media for his artist name. And of course, it's fiesta maiden. Of course, what? I was to do each track. And these two stuck out the most, this is a song called alcohol and me. And Anathross says, as a huge weasier fan, I think that's talking cheek. You'll agree the first two chords sound like that island song. And then number two, what is the full chord progression? You know, be listening to that a second. And then he says, try to give it at least a verse of the chorus for a taste of some of the lyrics.

Starting point is 00:25:00 He jodels were after the first chorus. I'm intrigued. Let's check it out. Thank you, Adam Thoreau, for going above and beyond with your recommendation here. Oh alcohol and me, we got a thing going on. I mixed the strongest dream. It does sound like the chord progression's not finished yet, like Carl, what should be that fourth chord I wonder? This is a song that was written while someone was standing over a bar just being drunk. Yeah, alcohol and me is their mixing drinks and this guy just banged on his guitar.

Starting point is 00:25:51 This is terrible. Oh, it's worse. This isn't a song. I can't zoom till I'm gone. I love long, I've heard. I But shake up what you want The phrase is back to the We'll get drunk on a well It's like a joke song without jokes kind of like other Podcasts a comedy podcast without comedy. It's interesting Yeah, there's a pattern to thing. It's post-modern. I heard one rhyme in the entire thing.

Starting point is 00:26:27 Oh, okay. Well, wait for it. Here comes the hook. Gary, for the chorus here. Because deep inside I feel like the only love that's real is between me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on.

Starting point is 00:27:03 Now I'm not a strong singer. And I've been a singer in in bands and so what I do is I try to sing too much, you know, that's kind of the work around for that. Don't put too many notes in. It's gonna expose you. You don't want to sound like you're having puberty while you're trying to sing. What about adding syllables that are there? You like that? Tweet EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E So Adam says, the soul is at 315, but start at 3 for some context. Right.

Starting point is 00:27:46 What Adam says I do, he knows best. Oh, I gotta keep on moving. Oh, I gotta keep on distant. This dance The love is just a game to you This guy heard dead milk, but I was like whoa, he's got a virtue. Oh, so I know I'm gonna get shit for this, but that sound like a cute guitar. You are definitely gonna get shit. Oh, yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Starting point is 00:28:48 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

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Starting point is 00:29:04 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. for sending in a stuttering John song parody. Now, I know we haven't done a stut Joe song parody a little while, but this one is fun because it's a parody on the electric six song gay bar, which you guys know I'm a big fan of. I want to take it to the big way. I want to take it to the big way. To the big way, big way, big way. Left side's a course. Yeah. To the whole lot of course.

Starting point is 00:29:39 And the big way, big way, big way. Well done. Yeah. I've seen you cover that song, are you going to do these new lyrics? Next time you do it. I think I will. That's a good idea. I don't know if a lot of people will get it, but I think that it'll sell itself.

Starting point is 00:29:55 I wait until you got in and out. That's the way to do it. Just, in and out. In and out. Very hard to, like a couple of good little verses, a couple of good little jokes, well done. Yeah. Yeah. Move it on. All right.

Starting point is 00:30:06 So I could have used a few more, you know, syllables and adjectives for no reason, but, you know, it's just me. Cool. Ors. Let's get caught up on everything happening in the Zumaqian universe. It's time. Two Mark. Zumaq.

Starting point is 00:30:22 First off, Kurt of Electric sent me this. It's time to mock, zoom on. First off, Kurt of Electric sent me this screen grab of an Instagram DM that Chad sent to every single person who follows him on Instagram. He spamming his Instagram followers. And it says, I'm going for my goal of 250 Patreon's by the end of March.

Starting point is 00:30:45 I'm pushing my extra content and it's only $3 a month for all the additional podcast episodes and giveaways. This is the future for comics and an easy way to support Tim Dillon is making $25,000 a month of Patreon no joke. Again with a Tim Dillon job. I'm promoting this grassroots style so I hope you'll at least check it out either way. Thanks for your support. I hope all is well.

Starting point is 00:31:04 Chad. So I hope you'll at least check it out either way. Thanks for your support. I hope all is well chat Now this is funny because I'm gonna show you how much of a hypocrite chat is I mean we've covered this before but it's insane So he's always goofing on Aaron Imhol from stilto for begging and Having goals and he's constantly like oh you're always begging need money Need false and then chat does the exact same shit like exact same. He has a goal He's begging people to support him and give money, but he hopes all as well, but yeah, that was nice That was nice. He'll get to 250 All right, so

Starting point is 00:31:34 Big news this week in the misery loves company raid de Vito Chad Zumak universe because On raid deVito show, Aaron Himholte comes on. And this is a big deal because Aaron Himholte is, enemy number one in the MLC world. And so leading up to this, they've been talking about like Ray can't handle it,

Starting point is 00:31:57 he's not gonna do a good job, he's gonna suck at this, Ray's two nice a guy, and they wanted to ask all these questions. Now, Ray is doing stand up in Tulsa, and he's at one of those condos where they put at the comedians. The comedy condo, yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:10 Exactly, and the Wi-Fi socks. So Ray keeps freezing up during this. So you can air B&B in Florida. He's finally got all these viewers, yeah, it's like that. And it's socks, it's not working out well for him. And the questions that all the people wanted asked, which is weird to me, are all of these like very personal things about Aaron's personal life and his marriage and his divorce

Starting point is 00:32:33 and his kids, it's like, this is all coming from Chad, whose personal life is a fucking disaster. Why is that the ugly takes? Yeah, this guy's fucking up his life, Chad, give a criminal record, What are you talking about? You should be in jail right now. What do you mean? He's fucking insane.

Starting point is 00:32:50 I'm sorry. Everything I see with this man, I just, it screams like crazy to me. Yeah. I don't know him. I've never spent any time around him. But it seems anybody who is that obsessed with a show that, I mean, not for nothing still

Starting point is 00:33:02 to I guess they're doing well. Like people are watching. He is super obsessed. Okay, so I'm gonna, that's a perfect lead and to this clip I'm gonna play you because what happened was, Ray DeVito is doing this show on the Shoei Network. There's 400 to 500 people watching that live.

Starting point is 00:33:18 Okay. At the same time, Chad is stream sniping it on his channel. So you can watch Chad watch it. There's about 130 people watching that. Cardiff is stream sniping Chad stream snip. So you can watch Cardiff watch Chad watch Ray. And there's 200 plus people watching Cardiff. He's got more numbers. You also have the Patrick Melton is doing it. B.Y. B is doing it. I think there's like nine different podcasts all streaming the stream.

Starting point is 00:33:47 So it's all said, that was like 1500 people watching this. Fucking stream of getting happened. This is what I didn't even know about it. I can't believe you didn't know about this. So I was watching it. What a terrible life I lead, huh? I was watching it on Ray's stream

Starting point is 00:33:58 and then I flipped over to a card of stream. So I wanted to see what Cardiff was saying. And this is really funny because this is exactly to your point. He's such a hypocrite. He's so obsessed with Ray DeVito and Aaron Imholt. You and there, Chad is just bipolar. So there's no, I don't know. There's no, whatever.

Starting point is 00:34:19 I don't think there's any hope. Well, I'm certainly not a doctor. There's something in there, but I don't know. Ray, you're welcome for... Are you gonna be cool with them the next day? Who knows what the fuck just happened? That's the rollercoaster that is Chad. So...

Starting point is 00:34:33 He's obsessed with me. I'm obsessed with you. You're doing a show about him. Who is obsessed? And I'm obsessed with you. I'll admit it. Because this is... I look curative like breaks characters like what?

Starting point is 00:34:46 what the fuck are you retarded? You're streaming a show right now in your show for two hours he did this. He's obsessed with me he's a stupid dude a court room is gonna watch all of these videos one day for a guy who keeps putting himself out there on the internet he seems to forget that people are listening right it. It's weird. Well, he's too dumb to figure

Starting point is 00:35:08 out that what he's saying is so hypocritical that anyone could see it. Like, Chad, did you hear what you just said? It's so stupid. He's not like an idiot. You want to see more, uh, Chad hypocrisy right after that. Yes, please. Yes. Right to that. All right. This happens. So Joe was just being this to that. This guy is a salesman through and through. Like I said on the last Kumya's Cucks, which could watch on Patreon. You should be selling radio ads for salesman through and through. I'm not my Patreon. I'm big great.

Starting point is 00:35:38 I sit down and it's so to me. You're a salesman. And streaming is streamed. This guy's obsessed with you. The only funny thing Chad has ever said, yes. You know, those two clips, those two clips right there are fucking priceless. I know. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:35:56 And you know what dude, the thing at Kubi always said about Stuttering John, about how like if somebody was going to make up a character, they could not create this character. Yeah, it's two out there. Just, it's two dumb. This guy's a salesman. This guy, all he's doing is sell it. By the way, my Patreon is $3 a month, and my goal is to get up to $250.

Starting point is 00:36:13 If you want to see me talk about what a sales guy does, yeah, sign up for a Patreon. What a fucking idea. What a fucking idea. So this was the big news. This was on Thursday. This happens at one o'clock Eastern time. Then they do a wrap up show with Shuley and Bob after this was ready to veto and talk about everything that happened. Then misery of his company comes out of four

Starting point is 00:36:34 o'clock. And now Chad is talking about this and Chad explains. Oh, so before I get to that, it's Chad going to explain how he got a big W for stream sniping this bullshit. Oh no, Chad's a winner in all of this and he hates Ray DeVito now because Ray didn't do a good job. Okay. And this is such a bizarre thing that's going on. But anyway, so they're all Boston on Chad pretty good. I was pretty entertained by a lot of this. And I don't have a ton of MLC clips today. Like I said, this isn't the MLC rap up show. It's not what we do. But when people are goofing out jamber than I can,

Starting point is 00:37:07 I'm gonna play it, because it's fun. So, Chad's explaining how he lost his radio gig. Now, if you remember, he got drunk, drove the company car into a tree, and then they didn't renew his contract. But Chad has a different version of why he was like go from the radio. What the tree jumped in front of the car.

Starting point is 00:37:27 We need to be a professional. Says the guy who got fired for drinking a drive. Listen, that was their hours. Get, get, get, get, get, get, get, because it was plugged to a reckless office. You know how hard you get fired from a job? Dude, my contract was all you lie in a company car. My contract was up that month and I was set to make a lot of money in the guy that you know, what do you do?

Starting point is 00:37:47 You go out drinking with the company car. So, no, not easy to use your own. It was an endorsement. It was an endorsement with a car dealership where they gave me a free car. The drinker drive, that's a weird free month. And then I would do commercials for them. So I got like a free car, but they would behind me the whole time. Literally, literally driving behind you, watching you drink and drive.

Starting point is 00:38:09 But they realized I was a contract cut because the host didn't want me there anymore. And they hired a guy for a half hour. You sound like steel. Talk on. You sound like steel toe with all this bullshit. It's all true. It's out there. I've talked about it for the last past 20 minutes.

Starting point is 00:38:23 It's true just because you talk about it a lot the last 10 years It's since when it happened I was screaming from the mountain tops because the assistant program director told me they they they wanted my My my contract salary off the books because I was set to make more money and if you know anything about radio They just want to keep slash it salad. Yeah, we know. Yeah They were good. They'll tell Beijing, you have the same story. That's why he got fired because he was number one.

Starting point is 00:38:51 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on his contract. Yeah, Chad, they did. Yeah, they didn't watch you there is really the long and short of them.

Starting point is 00:39:06 Do you really think that there was a general manager of a station who's filling out insurance, auto insurance claims for whatever fucking damage this idiot did who's sitting there going, well, you know, we were gonna do try to figure out a way to fire him, but you know, this just all works out perfectly. Perfect right.

Starting point is 00:39:22 In Chad's world. Yeah, and I love that Kevin called him on that thing too. He was like, no, I've been saying this for 10 years. Like, you've been lying about it for 10 years. Who cares? What's the difference? It doesn't prove anything. Yeah, Kevin Brennan's hysterical.

Starting point is 00:39:32 He's really is. He's really funny. I guess, you know, it is pretty fun to goof on Chad to his face. So he has a pretty big job. Why does he keep showing up? Does he just like paying him? Is he paying him a money?

Starting point is 00:39:42 Yeah, there's money. Okay. Well, that's the answer then. Well, that's the answer then. Yeah. That's the answer, all right. All right. So now Chad is decided, like I said, the H. Ray DeVito now. And I'm calling bullshit on all of this. I think this is all part of his,

Starting point is 00:39:54 we got to keep the drama going. So now Chad's mad at Ray. But why is he mad at Ray? Because he didn't do a good enough job interviewing Aaron Imholt. So you're pissed at him. You don't want to be friends with him anymore. He seems fake. Yeah, I don't like Ray, I don't like what he's about.

Starting point is 00:40:08 I don't like him. I'm not a great boss. He's on original, he's not a good guy, he's not a buddy, everyone's his buddy, well he's not my buddy. And don't ever ask me for anything ever again, Ray, you ungrateful cuck. Go ahead and ask him for.

Starting point is 00:40:21 What is he asking for? Hey, who books that? Hey, hey, can I have the, can you get me in the side, sweaters? books that hey, can I have the can you get me in side splinters? Hey, can I get this contact? Can I get me on Kevin's show so I can promote my care lines? Can I get you to the point where it's like, dude, shut all you ask is for favors.

Starting point is 00:40:37 I had a shut them out of my life. He's so annoying. He's the most annoying human being ever. I don't care what you think. That's coming from Chad. Summer. Lazy Adam care what you think. That's coming from Chad. Some of them. Lazy Adam and Ray Dorito, let's hear it. I was gonna say, man, he thinks he's fucking Richard Little with the impressions. Oh, he's pretty good.

Starting point is 00:40:53 They're all great. Yeah, they think they were the real people. He does get the request to do the caro's laugh quite a bit. People seem to love that one. So I love that Chad acts like he has so much to give. Oh, he's just always asking me for favors. So it sounds like he said, Hey, who does booking a side splitters?

Starting point is 00:41:09 I want to reach out to them. Wow, Chad, geez. Really doing a huge favor there. Am I giving him an email address? Yeah, I wonder how, he's like, no, no, you don't need to worry about who books it. You just got to show up and tell him you were booked and work your way onto the show.

Starting point is 00:41:23 That's what I do. Fucking guy. You know, dude, it's like a professional courtesy. Like if somebody says to you, hey, you played that room, how was it? What did you think of it? That's like general networking in comedy. There's not like, that's not a favor for somebody.

Starting point is 00:41:36 I play in bands. People ask me who to reach out to the book, venues all the time. That's the thing you do. That's how you learn things. You ask questions. Ha ha ha ha. All right, so now going off on radio veto some more, He's not a host. He's nothing. He's a guy who gets drunk in a hotel and talks to a potato all night, hammered. He has no friends, no friends. I have friends.

Starting point is 00:41:50 How do you know, right? I'm such a bad guy. Why do these guys hit some of my bad guys? I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. a potato all night hammered. He has no friends, no friends.

Starting point is 00:42:05 I have friends. How do you know, right? If I'm such a bad guy, why do these guys still have my back? Why am I still friends with friends from high school and college and I still, they still call me if I'm such a bad guy back to high school? Yeah, we don't even know your friends.

Starting point is 00:42:18 You mean the cock? I mean, the rock, which guy? Yeah. Both. And, and, and Earl Skakel and Florentine and Godfrey, that's three people. You're like 50. I've got the friend Tripley. You pick up.

Starting point is 00:42:30 You're not friends with Tripley. Yeah, yeah. I'm friends with it. We're all friends. Yeah, I got friends everywhere. Landows a friend. So, Bob's a friend. He's a short friend if he's a friend.

Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah. Half a friend. Norton's a friend. Bring me up. How did musicals not a friend? Norton doesn't consider a friend. Yeah. To have a friend. Norton's a friend, bring me up. How did musical genius friend? Norton doesn't consider your friend. Dude, could you imagine us having a conversation? I'm like, I'm friends with it.

Starting point is 00:42:53 You're like, oh no, no, no. They're not. And I was arguing about it. I am French from high school, guys. Of course I'm cool. No, you don't. Of course I would think that I'm cool. So, that was fucking pathetic. I know, that was fucking the know, I think that's cool. So, couple of things. That was fucking pathetic.

Starting point is 00:43:05 I know, that was fucking the only word you could use as pathetic. Yeah, those are the three words to use, pathetic, I agree. Now, the things that you need to understand about what he was just saying there and how they were goofing at him is, he was talking about somebody of his from college and they were best of friends and they're like, what's the guy's name?

Starting point is 00:43:22 He's like, rock? Like, no, what's his real name? I don't know, Like he couldn't even come up with a fucking fake name for a guy. And then the other joke on here, the other thing is going on is that Chad told the story. I think it was on Monday of how he went into the sauna and didn't see that there was a naked black man and sat in his lap. I'm like, how do you not see the guy in a sauna? You sat in a guy's lap. So that was a weird fucking made up story that's ridiculous. And they see that can oil either. So that was a weird fucking made up story that's ridiculous. So they've seen that can oil either.

Starting point is 00:43:46 So they've been goofing out on for that. Go ahead and bet, too. All right, so now Chad's mad at, do you guys know David Chandler is? The, yeah, madame and I. We madame at, uh, devil guy. Yeah, really nice guy. Great guy.

Starting point is 00:44:00 He's a farmer. He's a great guy. I think he's, well, I don't know if I want to dox him. Oh, I'm sorry. Can I say Maine? That's a pretty big state, right? I don't know. He's just a cool guy. He's a cool guy. I think he's, well, I don't know about it. Doxam. Oh, I'm sorry. Can I say Maine? That's a pretty big state, right? I don't know. He's just a cool guy. He's a cool guy. He loves podcasts. He donates to these shows. He's always in the super chats, giving lots of money. And to that, I say he's a great guy. Love David Chattler. Big fan of his. He can donate to my shows any time he wants. Now, Chad, of course, has a very different

Starting point is 00:44:22 approach to this. He's always a salesman, everybody. Yeah, he's going to zoom out any opportunity to make some money from David Chadler. I think I'm having a heart attack, Chad. Chadler, you're a cock. You're giving Ray $100, and you want to hit that? Yes, sir. You can use it in the horse. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Starting point is 00:44:42 Ray $100, and you watch Steel Toe for real. Like it's a real show and you're entertained by it. I don't care if you don't like me. I really don't. Because you watch that show and you like it. How do you know he watches the shame? Maybe hate watches it. No, because he's given him like money.

Starting point is 00:45:00 So he could hit the goal. What's he saying? A super chance. He gives him like $50 $100. I'm like, nice. He says nice things. I don't, he gives him money a lot of money. So we could hit the goal. What's he say in a superchance? Like $50 $100. I'm like, he says nice things. I don't, he gives a money, a lot of money. And I'm like, what are you doing? Dummy? I do you know, I do you know, if you don't watch, you'll tell questions, the clips on the still to boring reddit. And they say like, all right, a couple

Starting point is 00:45:21 of things here. First off, why does he care? If David Chandler gives money to another show, how does that affect Chad? And anyway, why does he give a shit? What does that mean? Damn, nothing. Old thin lips is a little jealous. Yeah, I think it's jealousy. And I have to say all these guys who claimed

Starting point is 00:45:36 they're not care about anything are painting themselves into a corner. Because you can't stream-snip someone and say you don't care about them. And then get mad when somebody gives money to somebody else and say you don't care about them Like no, that's all you do is care Chad if you care way too much if you're making something your content on some level you care about it Yes fact period for sure as you might care about Opie Carl, do you care about?

Starting point is 00:46:00 I love Opie. I love that he's still podcasting from the beach. It's great for me By the way, I have to say Friday morning OP has card of electric on as well as corn diff and corn diff and I couldn't take my eyes off it I was like I had so much shit to do and I'm just sitting there fucking watching this. I have the same problem It's insane. It was so entertaining. It was so entertaining. Opus doing yoga poses. He's dancing around. He's dancing around.

Starting point is 00:46:29 And they're all going fucking nonsense insane. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. I can't get enough of that. Do you think that the reason why Opus is bad such a reckless is he had some type of nervous breakdown and now he sees his vegetable friends and he's just like. I do the key things he's hallucinating.

Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah. He's probably microdosing. And go, no, water people are fucking, microdosing, I got a shrimp. This is amazing. I'm happy to see the man doing what, doing something that resembles the show. I'm happy. I do too. I love it. It's really, I'm not even, I don't have clips. It was just funny. It was just fun. I saw Cardiff is like, you should come on, subreddit server. He's like, yes, Opie, please. Yeah. I know. He's trying. He got him, hey, he got him to unmute him.

Starting point is 00:47:09 Opie unmuted Cardiff. So hashtag unmute cardiff. That one already came through. Good job. The Opster wants to take baby steps. All right. So let's talk about how stupid Chad is with this statement. This is insane.

Starting point is 00:47:24 Also, SteelToe didn't answer any questions. He did his usual spin fest. Yeah, he was bobbin' and weavein' doin' his little dumb box on analogies and yeah, he cucked out, man. He was bobbing and weaving and he was like dumb boxing analogies. Holy shit, Chad!

Starting point is 00:47:39 Do you ever listen to the words that come out of your mouth? What a fuck. Yes, that's insane. You know, man, I've been saying to myself for a while, why does anybody put this guy on the show? This? It is so fucking entertaining. It is, because he's so stupid.

Starting point is 00:47:53 He's so stupid. It's fucking pigments and real fucking pigments. Nope. He's a real hypocritical pigment, this pigment. So now, they're talking about this show they're going to do in Vegas. They're planning to do an MLC show in Vegas and they're talking about this show they're gonna do in Vegas. They're planning to do an MLC show in Vegas and they're talking about like, what are they gonna do?

Starting point is 00:48:07 They're gonna do a live podcast and then are they gonna do stand up or they're gonna do a roast? Kevin Brennan, why it's nothing to do with stand up? He's like, stand up's boring. No one wants to see stand up. We're gonna do a roast and Chad's trying to say,

Starting point is 00:48:17 no, no, we gotta do stand up. Everybody wants to see me do stand up. Oh, he doesn't have a good time doing right in your own strokes, does he? Well, yeah, roasting is not so good for him.? Yeah, was that great standup either as Kevin says here Nobody cares about standup, especially me they they want to see it a rose will be way more fun than a thin See your shit. You've never watched your standup chat. It's it's not great. It's fine. It's good It's not great. It's fine. It's good. It's fine. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:50 It's good. It's real good. When Bruce says you're good, you're good. Not Kevin Brennan. What was he gonna say? You just hope before? What was he gonna say? You sucked? No, he even said he goes, dude, you stole me these three jokes. These those are fucking perfect jokes. Those are perfect jokes. Which ones? Which ones I wanted Bob asked that? Thank you, Bob. Yes. Which Walmart joke was the perfect one? Not sure. Knock, knock. Well, there's that ceiling fan joke that came out related to John.

Starting point is 00:49:15 That was pretty good. Please clap, maybe laugh. That's a pretty good one. Oh my God. Again, Stuttering John. Oh, over again. And I keep saying, I stand up as five. I didn't make them. Chad and the Stuttering John, all over again, and I keep saying, I stand up as five! I did make Chad into Stuttering John, Chad did.

Starting point is 00:49:28 Chad talking about getting a compliment from someone, I must be good because this guy said I was good. It's like, yeah, they're being polite. And he covered himself, he's like, what do you want to say? You're a speechher. And I'm still friends with Walter's lips. She's just... Oh, and so this is Chad. He's just too cool for everything.

Starting point is 00:49:52 It's all nerdy to me. All this like dabble verse and all this bullshit. It's nerdy, just like nerds and Bob hangs out with all my wife. Why do you let it bother you? It's not. It's just it's just don't even think about it. That's just like you got a you got a you got a calm down. I mean, you're going to knock on the door.

Starting point is 00:50:08 You basically jump out of your own fucking skin. That's a lot of skin. Leave chat alone. It's harder to hit the brakes on the car when you're sitting on some steam-tot. I mean, I don't get it. What do you mean? What's not to get? I don't even work split it. I don't know what that means. You don't. I bleed for the show. He says he says stay by the way. What fucking gym is letting him back in the locker room? I don't know because he's sitting on naked black man, that can't be good. You know, I'm like, can you just steal

Starting point is 00:50:47 someone's credit card instead? Cause this is a real problem over here, Pinkman. So then Friday, MLC now does Chadless Fridays. So on Friday, there's no Chad on the show and Ray DeVito joins the show to chat about all of this, these goings-ons. And that's why Chad hates him. Oh, well, it doesn't help.

Starting point is 00:51:10 Certainly doesn't help. I can tell you that. So let's check this out. And I'm just gonna play it because I want to thank my friend, Jackie Marlow for sending me these videos. And unfortunately, there's a fucking compression type thing. Whatever. I don't want to talk about it. Jackie Marlow for sending me these videos and unfortunately there's a fucking compression type thing. Whatever, I don't want to talk about it.

Starting point is 00:51:28 Let's just play it. I couldn't clip it, so we'll just play it and end it. It's a point, but this is where you get a little fired up and heated. I asked, why is there still money from people? Why is he such a dick? Why is he, and it's like, and they're like, he didn't do his research.

Starting point is 00:51:44 That dude does 40 hours a week. I watched enough and watch his pro show. Um, he's talking about air name holes, by the way, right? Because they're all trying to goof on the guy and you could not like his show. There's probably a few reasons for that. But the things that they goof on Aaron for, I don't know. It's like he has an audience. He's making money. He's going to be doing well. He puts a lot of work into the show, it's a real show. I don't think there's anything malicious about it. I think it's his people are don't are buying the lottery tickets, whatever the hell they

Starting point is 00:52:13 are, they're signing up for. He's not like putting a gun to their head and making them do it. So I didn't care if there's a thing you have to get free things away, then I suggested, all right, we'll do a thing where you give like free ones away and let people win the free stuff and then do it like they have other stuff or not. I don't know. I didn't hate the guy

Starting point is 00:52:32 and I was just pissed about my Wi-Fi reception. But I didn't want to kill Chad because I was watching MLC the fucking night before and he's just fucking lying trying to sabotage me saying that I went on, of course, of course, there's no fucking God damn it. And we see it. We hear you.

Starting point is 00:52:49 It's working. Oh, yeah, the Wi-Fi is fucking garbage here now. Well, you got like PTSD. You got PTSD. But no, I was watching. Who's doing a lottery? Oh, Aaron Imhold does this thing where if you donate to the show, they pick out names every now and again and give out prizes.

Starting point is 00:53:07 Okay. That's one of the things people are trying to get Aaron on is like, I actually know the rules around sweepstakes because I've been in marketing for a long time. The first thing I heard when I heard he's doing a lottery, I immediately went, oh, that's probably not a good idea. Probably not a good idea because yes, you do have to have a situation. Anytime you do sweepstakes, you have to have a no purchase necessary option. Sure.

Starting point is 00:53:27 So you don't have to go into the show, you can still win the prize. But who gets a shit? Seriously, this is what we're going to nail, Aaron Nibble. And Aaron even said he goes, these guys are just looking for any reason to dislike me. So that's like reason number seven. So they just keep going down the west. Like, I don't like it because of this reason. Or this reason, or maybe his wife's forehead's too big or whatever fucking reason they don't like Aaron and him all

Starting point is 00:53:47 it's just don't like them. They don't like it. I was like, there's no winning there. Obviously it's like it's prizes is pretty good though. Like the chance to win prizes is this way better than the idea of getting your cat with a converter stolen right or which is the prize of chance show helping a beloved channel with the cancer. Yeah, that's also pretty bad.

Starting point is 00:54:04 Yeah. What's it. What would you rather do? Get your side mirrors stolen off your car or give up rises. It's not the worst thing. We're not wrong. All right, so let's see. Really get fired up here about Chadwick. And again, this is probably all work or a shoot or a shoot work or a work shoot because

Starting point is 00:54:21 I'm not buying that these guys are, you know, this, this is probably behind the scene. Here's my thoughts on this, like this show is just like a ball of rage and anger from Bell to Bell. They have to keep everybody mad at each other. Yes, you know how this works. Yeah, the problem is is that in pro wrestling, you need to have like 30, 40 characters

Starting point is 00:54:39 in order to keep the storyline interesting and keep things moving. These guys have four dudes, you're just like, I'm mad at him, now I'm mad at him, we're mad at You're just like, I'm mad at him. No, I'm mad at him. We're mad at you. You know, I'm not gonna lie. I would really be interested to see what Vince McMahon

Starting point is 00:54:50 could do with a Chad Zuma character. Yeah, you're right. Because that would be some entertaining television. It would be funny. Yeah. Just like a guy in the locker room stealing everybody's credit cards. I'll see you in the ring.

Starting point is 00:55:00 Hahaha. Hahaha. His finishing move is the charge. Hahaha. His finishing move is the charge. It's finishing mood. Move is being arrested. Just take him out of the ring. I hope that his outfit that they make of his prison stripes. Perfect. Yes, I'm one of the discord said that story.

Starting point is 00:55:21 I'm sitting down and I'm making black man. It's all the more like a story of that a sauna story. Fucking crime time. Chad Zuba. Crime time. Oh, it's great. That was a tag that wasn't tag. Okay.

Starting point is 00:55:33 That's good. That's good. To now, Mel, seeing I had Chad fucking lying about me fucking, uh, shitting on me, I had trying to get saying I was saying stuff on Melton stream. Oh, yeah. About Bob and in shulies, not working. I wasn't on Melton stream. Everyone knows that. I wasn't in the chat. Melton and Bob like just anytime Chad something, something assume it's a fucking lie.

Starting point is 00:55:55 Assume it's a fucking. I think we do that. Yes. Assume it's a fucking lie. Kevin's dead pad like seriously. They know what they know. Right. I said we're doing it. We are doing it right now.

Starting point is 00:56:06 I see you don't get where you get him. I want to kill him. I seriously wanted to fucking kill him. Well, so does everybody else, but I'm just saying, getting lined up. Exactly. So Ray might actually be really pissed at Jack, because I would be, but I don't know if the other way around seems a little bit odd to me. This show is not going to help Chad with his mental health. Is use no, it's not good for him. This is not a great place to be. And honestly, you

Starting point is 00:56:36 watch that show intervention. I really love you, but I know that I've used to watch it a lot. And what's the worst thing that can happen to an addict? They come into money. Is the worst thing that can happen to them. And this is the problem with Chad here. Is it now he's got this revenue stream coming in from MLC? And it's not good. Yeah. It's not helping him out.

Starting point is 00:56:54 Addicts, you know, when they have the money, they're like, I can pay my bills and buy more. Yeah, I'm not paying my bills or whatever. Yeah. Just do more. I don't know. Yeah, not great. Not great, but you know what is great my show. Don't tell me. I go for the

Starting point is 00:57:27 know because that's absurd. Now, Patrick Michael put out another free water after dark on his Patreon and anonymous Patreon supporter sent that to me. Yeah, don't blow him in, don't blow him in. He said that to you. So I'm so much of my name. I don't want to get banned from his Patreon. He's got 15 people of his patreon. So that's up from 14 Oh, he's gonna ban all of them now He's gonna have to right I was you know It's like what's under he John was you just like banning everyone it was supporting him He's like I don't know I'm just banning everyone

Starting point is 00:57:58 Black black black black black black card if just send me an email yesterday with the time when John was on there accusing me of being the Just sent me an email yesterday with the time when John was on there accusing me of being the one who's like you know I'm pretty sure it was Vinnie Paulie though. I'm pretty sure that muttering Jay is Vinnie Paulie, you know, am I right about that? Just blew that wide open would that make me more like a ball me I have friends Guys I have friends God fucking put me down if I ever haven't argument like that Talk about you see all my friends. How many friends I fucking have holy shit, Chad All right, yeah, and so when the argument you don't need to grab the yearbook

Starting point is 00:58:34 He always grabs something when he has to prove yeah, what would he grab a list? I got him written down on piecemaver. Yeah, if people didn't like me then why do they say hope to see you next year Have a great summer. Oh, yeah, then why do they say hope to see you next year. Have a great summer. Oh, yeah. So why would they say that, that? Uh, uh, uh, no, it wasn't rock. It was Rick. Rick, my friend Rick.

Starting point is 00:58:52 Yeah, that's what I mean. Stupid idiot. Math class was bonkers. See? See, I was killing in math class. No, Patrick Michael, I'm a cool summer. Matt class. Matt class.

Starting point is 00:59:08 Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class.

Starting point is 00:59:16 Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class.

Starting point is 00:59:24 Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. Matt class. What's up everybody? Make sure that you help me get ahead of Patrick Melton. Most of us don't know who that is. And most of us never will. Patrick Melton is nobody likes audience who was bunched with Chad and now they're not friends anymore. He was the one that blew up Chad's spot lying about. I recall. Yeah, the whole getting punched. Kumiya Country story.

Starting point is 00:59:43 But I just love that like Patty Seat cops is now like my end referencing Patrick Melton at his show because Patty is glued to this drama in this entertainment, which who isn't right? I mean, I have to admit that I'm watching this. It's hard to argue with. It's hard to argue with for sure. You know, if he just did a podcast that was just commentary on all of this, it would be the biggest thing you ever did. Correct. But he's bigger than that. Except for the format of his Patreon show,

Starting point is 01:00:11 this is insane. He reads the comments people put on his YouTube videos and then reads his responses to those comments. That's what this entire shit's an hour of that. It's insane. But first, like I mentioned earlier, he's gonna call out comedy podcast that don't have jokes. Okay.

Starting point is 01:00:27 These guys have this weird thing of like, oh, I'm a comedy podcast because I'm gonna say dumb shit that makes no sense. And it's not fact-based whatsoever. It's not well researched. And if that's comedy, my guys, guess what? This is comedy. And if that's comedy in my guys, guess what? This is comedy and you're welcome. Okay. Okay, this is logic.

Starting point is 01:00:49 Isn't this the guy who did the whole show about like writing jokes with a slow person, a slow adult, right? Right, he got it. Yeah. They were just like bouncing stuff out and he was doing jokes like, my grandfather's sleep standing up.

Starting point is 01:01:02 Ha ha, I fightin' funny. That's very funny. This guy doesn't know. He's like showing us on the work comedy as well. Yeah. He, this guy couldn't write a joke to save his life and he actually put out a workshop of him tried to write jokes

Starting point is 01:01:12 to prove to everyone he doesn't know how to write jokes. By the way, saying that you wabble your show, a comedy show without having any jokes and not doing any prep work is explaining him to a T. I don't know if he's self-aware or completely unaware. I can't tell anymore. I have an hard tie with that. Does he know?

Starting point is 01:01:28 What are you saying is ridiculous? Probably not. He's kind of dumb. He is another level of narcissists that I don't understand. Right, because it's not well deserved. Like how can you sit around? If I sucked, they're aware of 15 people

Starting point is 01:01:43 giving me three bucks a month. Yeah. Well, for the longest time, the were 15 people giving me three bucks a month. Yeah. Well, for the longest time, the guy was sitting in a closet with a microphone. Yeah. Just like, I'm the best podcaster of the world. Oh, we know what knows it. So when I pulled that club, I'm like, okay,

Starting point is 01:01:57 is he self-aware, is he unaware? Oh, he's unaware. And for people to listen to my content, you know, for a fact that showering wants is is you know, that's a big deal They mark it down, okay See guys, that's a joke. You know what I mean? That's a joke and I just came up with it in real time. I didn't write it down It's not sitting here in my fucking notes and yet I watch these other shows that constantly try to push this narrative that I'm funny

Starting point is 01:02:22 I'm a comedian. This is comedy, and no fucking isn't. Not at all. Just because the guy happens to look like Dwight Shrut doesn't mean he's doing anything close to office worthy comedy. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure I'm sure people have made... I'm sure people have made that joke many times because the guy does resemble Dwight Shroop to like a fucking weird level. It's like you're trying to look like him. That's embarrassing.

Starting point is 01:02:53 I think he's talking about me. Really? I'll tell you why. Because right after that, he's definitely talking about me. I'm not just gonna give you the respect of promoting your shit by saying its name on my shit. For then you just promote my stuff on your stuff

Starting point is 01:03:08 without ever really acknowledging me ever. And it's been years. Motherfucker's constantly just put patty see cups in my shit. And you're like, dude, that's one of the nicknames, okay? If you're listening to updated content, if you're constantly paying attention to what I'm doing, you know for a fact that that's one of the few nicknames I don't ever use.

Starting point is 01:03:28 You could go patty pew-quarter, if you'd like. Okay. But I think patty broken skulls pretty... ...domineering in the area of nicknames when it comes to me. Who am I? Whatever. Call me whatever you want, but at least promote the show that is doing the work that you enjoy. That's all I'm looking for.

Starting point is 01:03:45 I know you don't go by petty see-ups anymore, but it's the funniest name! Yeah. It's the comedy show! We have to go with the funny name! Patti Broke in Skull. I love the funny name. Right. I paid a few quatters, okay. Do you know why he has that nickname? I'm on Guessy Kiz of free water.

Starting point is 01:03:58 No, because he explained this on Do You Party. He doesn't drink anymore. Uh-huh. Him and Alcott don't mix well. What he used to do is he would get drunk and then he would fill up the bath, get into the bath and then puke in his own bath water. Okay. Okay. So anyway.

Starting point is 01:04:19 Anyway, so he's mad that we're calling him patty seecups. I didn't give you that name asshole You know, I would really like to see Kevin Brennan on have some time with batteries Just to hear him talk it at him and watch Kevin's reaction If Kevin never even sent a word it be however It's fucking puzzling he told people that that told people that and that was how the routine, like he would get hammered and just throw up in his water. Yeah. Yeah, he'd get in the mood for a bath

Starting point is 01:04:53 as you do when you're drunk. No, you're okay. It wasn't aware. Yeah. So now we get into the commenters on YouTube here. And Patty is ready to fire back now. This was a fun one guys We got a comment here while back I don't actually have the name of this person, but why would I who gives a fuck who they are?

Starting point is 01:05:12 You know, I'm making the content, okay? I'm making the content you aren't you're just a lowly commenter and You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm also entitled to shut you the fuck up That's the thing I don't understand is these idiots and only it's only happened like there's two stereotypical things that they'll say. One will say, oh you're only talking shit about this person because they must have wronged you or your jealous or two is they think that for some reason you... you have something to get from them.

Starting point is 01:05:44 There's so much better than you Pervert example of patty starting is not knowing where he's gonna add there's two things The other one is They say too Was he cutting that promo on Basin Street what the fuck was that background? Yeah, this music plays you off the this music plays out the whole thing except for I didn't pull the clips will be played enough time Nothing is able to but it's ever gonna be like all right. We'll be back after this And then we'll start playing some other random dance music or something and then he comes back. Okay. Yeah

Starting point is 01:06:15 Much better than you that by bringing that up like one guy even said some shit about oh You know, maybe you'll be able to do a video at some point where you don't have to put actual comedians names in the title And then you go and you look at every podcast episode that exists on YouTube and it's always a comedian with more comedians And it says their exact name so what the fuck are you anyways? Now what Patti does on his YouTube channel is every single Video is about a comedian. So he goes after Bert, Christchurch, oh, I said comedian.

Starting point is 01:06:48 All right, not all comedians. Brendan Schobb. Brendan Schobb's in there, Chatzum. Oh, God. So the guy, the guy, the commoner goes, oh, the one who's right, you're getting clicks because you're putting these guys names in there. And Chatz goes, yeah, but those guys use their names

Starting point is 01:07:01 when they do their shows. Well, yeah, because that's their names. I can hear Kevin. It's I can hear Kevin Brennan saying, two wrongs don't make it right. Give it two wrongs don't make it right. Anya. You know, Penny Brokus calls a fucking adiac. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:15 Okay. We should put a skull back together. Are you in Chad related? I think it's brainfellout. Is it any of the ass? We're gonna get, be daivor out here just to be Kevin Brennan. Yes. It's great at it.

Starting point is 01:07:34 It'd be really funny. Card of semi that clip, well done, sir. I got this comment from this guy. I'm sure that didn't make any sense, but who cares guys, it's after dark. You shouldn't be listening to this unless you paid $3. It would be insane otherwise, for you to, you know what I mean? Anyways, this guy says, you sound pretty cocky.

Starting point is 01:07:55 Now I'm pretty sure this is on the Brendan Shobb video. He said, would you talk like this to his face? I'm no Brendan fan, but I think it's funny some of the stuff you hollering. I don't know if I brought this up before, but how funny. Holler in, dude? When's the last time somebody said you were a hollering stuff? Hello. I'm not from Arkansas.

Starting point is 01:08:19 I'm that post. I rarely hollered. I have. I've been known to holler from time to time. But in this particular instance, I was not hollering. So I just, I responded quickly and just said, Ha ha. And I decided, you know what? Fuck this guy. So then I said, Oh no. Would he beat me up? That wouldn't help his comedy career or his public image But yeah, I'd say this to his face, but that means I'd have to be at one of his shows or a local foot locker

Starting point is 01:08:52 So chances are it won't happen and I'll just keep hollering Okay, oh literal patty He's fucking something else. He's got this amantix on it. That's not the word I wouldn't use. Sorry, well, whatever you get it. Imagine being able to go through life without ever being able to pick up on a point. Someone was using an analogy. It's just any type of analogy you cannot possibly understand it.

Starting point is 01:09:18 A-Sop is lost on this retard. All right, so that was a good ball. I see what I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm video. If you're serious I've never seen more little dick energy in a video in my entire life. Laughing, crying face emoji. Quality, you know, quality. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. But I would imagine you'd have to be the type of person and live the specific type of life to have ever heard the phrase, little dick energy. Right? I've never heard that phrase. You have now. You've never heard little dick energy. I am shocked. I know. Fucking Carly wrote that in the notes. She left. She left. She left. She took the kids. That wasn't in your ear. But yeah, have a cool supper with your little dick energy. have a cool supper with your, you could be relatively accurate.

Starting point is 01:10:46 I'm all about big dick energy and bringing sad twerps to their knees. These videos are for dudes like you. Big, tough internet dudes that think they're super intelligent because they leave a cringe comment. I want to be you. Haha. At least someone's laughing. So he knows big dick energy, but was fostered by little to energy. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:07 Benny's the opposite of that. That's what he's saying. That's all it is. So what? But good old is the opposite of big and that's Jesus Christ. Patty broken English. Patty broken dreams. All right.

Starting point is 01:11:18 So now he's going to explain how many times he'll respond to a single comment on a YouTube video that he puts up. Oh no. But he doesn up. Oh, no. But he doesn't know what little good energy can I put buddy any under on that like the over. You should take the how okay, how many times he commented on one or how many times would I'll say I'll say a dozen would you take over another single comment. The lines it doesn't yeah over under.

Starting point is 01:11:41 I would like to think that a sane person would be under, but your first instinct over. Then I said, I can see, because I'll respond 100 times to one of these people because I keep thinking of shit. I go, your mom is the only one that knows about little dick energy, Cody. And once you get out of her basement, she will stop hearing you use that energy

Starting point is 01:12:00 to defile yourself. Good day. Jesus Christ. Wow. Brom Jesus Christ. Wow. Broncos knees. Wow. Yeah. Well, you're in your mom's basement with your little dick, energy. Got him. He won't be coming around here. No more. That's the end of that. I love that he goes,

Starting point is 01:12:16 what do you think he was doing when he decided to go back to this? Like, he explains it later on. He reads these comments and he stuice. He gets really pissed. That's why he said he goes, and I'll think of other things to say and I'll come back out, keep commenting, keep commenting. I'll come in 100 dives.

Starting point is 01:12:32 All I can picture is George Costanza here, like with the jerk store thing where he was just thinking about how that's all day. He would just be writing the back on YouTube. Every new one he came up with, just throwing him at the fucking wall. You know what Paddy needs? Is what producer Chris has on notebook.

Starting point is 01:12:49 Write it down in the notebook, get it out of your system, sleep on it, if you still want to put it on YouTube, do it the next day, maybe after dinner. Have a nice meal. That is a good idea. I was gonna say a notebook. I was like, how about a job?

Starting point is 01:13:03 How about some charisma? Baby stops here. All right, so all right. Patty's gonna respond to this guy yet again. And this makes even less sense. I'm trying to be your friend because you seem so totally awesome and cool and have a lot going on for you.

Starting point is 01:13:18 And I'd like to learn how you learned minus the consistent abuse from a father figure. But what big dick energy's like? Do you run faster? Oh, it makes you more confident, huh? Dang, that sounds fun. Be sure to keep me in your thoughts the next time you're teaching that class. Anyways, Cody, I'm glad we could reconnect.

Starting point is 01:13:39 Unfortunately, you typed some dumb ass fuckboy shit. Hopefully you were drinking again. Otherwise, you know where to find me. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. The fuck was that? Did you imagine seeing that response your camera and YouTube like, I would laugh so hard.

Starting point is 01:13:55 You got me, all right. What the fuck? And he's so proud of it that he's reading this on his show. Instead of deleting it and being embarrassed like he should be. And in his brain, this is the good shit for the paying customers. Yes, which by the way, it's correct. I would joke the hell out of it.

Starting point is 01:14:14 This is a pretty good shit. All right, now he has multiple YouTube channels, but only one of them allows comments. For most of you that have followed my content and been a fan for as long as you have, or at least since my iteration, you know for a fact that I have more than one YouTube channel and only one of these YouTube channels even allows comments. So for the people to take advantage of it and try to talk shit, you're only setting yourself up to be pipe down.

Starting point is 01:14:45 So what was he saying? It's a trap. I'm going to go this because I'm going to crush anyone who commits my videos. I think that's what he was trying to say there. Because otherwise it doesn't make any sense. That's entrapment. And just a side note here, we've been listening to this guy for at least five years. Has he ever gotten a music bed right? No, I just can't do the energy doesn't.

Starting point is 01:15:07 You take never match. No, it's the right genre, the wrong volume. Dude, he's like, I'm gonna kick your ass if you write that. It's like a brass band. It's no fun. It's no fun. It's like the shit they play in the massage pile. It's like Chilean pan flute in the massage pile is it's a Chilean pan flute

Starting point is 01:15:26 Chris you're right about a Caribbean vacation this guy's a ranting about you Fuck I want to hear him lose his shit. Well, Jimmy Buffett's play But guys, this is the most important thing. I think this is my main takeaway from this episode I don't care about any of these people like Like I've said, I do this shit because you care. Does that not make sense? You come in a hundred times and one comment because you don't care because I care? Does that not make sense? Patty, it does not.

Starting point is 01:16:01 It does not. Every time you say it, don't stop. Every time you said something like Oh, does that not make sensors? Does that make it sense to you? Because he doesn't make sense of it. He's like wait, what am I just saying? What am I saying that sure does pet good stuff? Yeah, you're doing it. Keep it coming. You're killing it, buddy All right, so now he's arguing with me or himself I'm not sure who he's arguing with there. I could sit here and watch hours of fucking Brendan Shobb content and

Starting point is 01:16:30 Hate myself the next day We could do the same thing with Chad Zuma, right? We could we could get into stuttering John But that's not fun for me. That's fun for you. Okay, it's fine. It is fun for me I enjoy it when I pick activities that I enjoy I don't think about what would be fun for me. That's fun for you. Okay, that's fine. It is fun for me. I enjoy it. When I pick activities that I enjoy, I don't think about what would be fun for fucking baddies secrets. Right. Who is he arguing with? Am I telling him he's got to do my four man? I'm a show. I've never said that to him.

Starting point is 01:16:56 Oh, if he was smart. If he was smart, yeah, if he was shooly. I mean, if he was smart, you would have told him my four man to run with that. I could guy that guy he goes and oh you want to make for the chance you like a son of John why don't you like doing that. I don't think it's confusing. Yeah, we got it. Are we speaking with petty which petty we speak. This is broken scoff.

Starting point is 01:17:16 Okay. Okay. Broken skulls are fucking idiot. Which character from a TV show with Patti broken scowl me? Let's think about that. I don't know, it'd be something dumb though. He's a real Malcolm in the middle. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:17:31 This is supposed to be a real Malcolm. I don't fucking know. You know, get the Brian Kranson thing. We get it. All right. All right. Patti is going to explain to us how show business works. Oh, good.

Starting point is 01:17:45 I know. Because he really understands it. If you're confused, and like just because you see these like Mark Norman, Ari, Shafir, Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, you think they're really friends, dude? Are you one of these assholes? Please don't be. They're not dude. They work together.

Starting point is 01:18:02 Oh, so I don't even realize this. Mark Norman, Shane Gillis, Ari, and Joe Rogan are co-workers. They're not stupid. They work together. Oh, so I don't even realize this. Mark Norman, Shane Gillis, Ari and Joe Rogan are co-workers. They're not friends. That's not how stand-up comedy works. You dumb fucking idiot. No shit. You stupid. That was the dumbest one I've heard. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Starting point is 01:18:19 So here's the deal, Patty. They are friends. Sure. They go out to dinner together. They probably play golf. They're friends. Sure. They go out to dinner together. They probably play golf. They're friends. They hang out together, they do podcasts, they do comedy shows.

Starting point is 01:18:30 Apart from the Skullar brothers, Patty, how many people do you see at the stage working? Right, right. I said, I'm going to show you fucking moron. They're just tolerating each other as they're doing three hour long podcasts on Joe Ron. Okay, I'm going on break. Can you come? Some safe. All right. So now there's a response. There's a comment on his Sam Marille video that he has to respond to. This is a long one guys. Oh good. strap-in. Uh, these people insane that they exist. Uh, boo bad take. He's not cocky at all. at all and I said nah, this is very accurate take and you're dumb

Starting point is 01:19:11 That's just fun Then I then I type a whole bunch of shit after that like it just a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I look back at these screenshots I'm like god damn this is so much to read I said you see how that works? See what's going on here? Where is this? This is my opinion. I don't give a shit how you feel about him.

Starting point is 01:19:31 Are you his mother or some creepy fanboy? Either way, this is my take. Where's yours? Or was that what you attempted in my comment section? A take? He's not cocky. And who types out boo? You must be very young or very immature.

Starting point is 01:19:46 That's okay too, because again, this is just my take. And someday you'll own things as well. Things that matter more than attention from YouTube comments. Right now, it's probably just a huffy bicycle with the flat tire. But one day, you'll get off that couch and fix that tire and feel the sense of accomplishment. Until then, I'll see you around in my comments. Until then, I'll see you around my comments section making poor choices. Boom! I take you to one day could have a closet full of five dollar headphones. What does he fucking own? He doesn't have a car that we know. He doesn't have fucking anything. I love the idea that it's a real fucking Malcolm. The more the more words he puts into response, the more he wins. You know, I wrote 17 sentences and you only wrote one.

Starting point is 01:20:31 Yeah, it's the equivalent of Chad talking over people. Yeah, I'm trying to make a point. People who write like that aren't reading. If this person was even responding back to them, they're not reading the responses. They're just shooting out their shit because they think it is so good and so earth moving obliterating That the response from the other people doesn't even matter Patty will take any laugh that he can get as he shows right here He goes Cody question mark. I feel like I'm having a stroke reading your replies

Starting point is 01:20:58 LOL. Now. What is the LOLing himself or my replies? Because in that case, I won you over, friend. You laughed. And that's all that matters. He wins again. This fucking guy, this Malcolm keeps winning. It's really impressive. Now, you asked for it earlier.

Starting point is 01:21:14 This is the most Malcolmist Malcolm. It's never Malcolm. You asked earlier. I think we got to find a different, I don't know that show. I don't know anything about it. I don't know the show either. It just popped in my head.

Starting point is 01:21:23 I don't know. I think we got to find a different character. I don't know. Okay, we're up. Maybe he's a gruber. Anyway, I don't know that show, I don't know anything about it. I don't know the show either, just popped my head. No. Maybe we're gonna find a different character. I don't know, Kevara. Poor him. Maybe he's a McGroober. Anyway, I don't know. Tell us who you think Patty C Cups is. All right, so last clip I have on here,

Starting point is 01:21:36 he's gonna explain his process and this makes a lot of sense to us here. I was, this is also very funny, because like I said, my first response to these people that say whatever Whether it's positive or negative usually the negative my first sort of like Whitty, you know if you want to call it that response is always The first thing they sort of comes to my head with the information I have

Starting point is 01:22:01 But then I sit there and I sort of ponder it ponder it ponder it, you know, I let it get to me. And then after I punch a hole in the wall, I respond and it's, there's, there's, I guess it's analyzed deeper in my head. I feel like I've analyzed it to a point where I'm like, okay, I got this. I got a better perspective on this person. So then I go, do you keep track of Sam Morels numbers only or do you write down all your favorite comedians, Subscriber, Count, just to have some witty comment for a small YouTube channel? Your little quip would have been more valuable last month when I only had 57 subscribers. Tom Myers right there response. It's insane. And he says, you know, I ponder it and I ponder it and I ponder it and I ponder it.

Starting point is 01:22:52 Yeah, this fucking ponderous man. Ponderous, fucking ponderous. Thank you. Did he say he punches holes in the wall after these, yeah, these simple, a name comments on YouTube, he's punching holes in his well. Yeah. So how much of a wall do you think he has left? I'm curious because I'm pretty sure security deposit

Starting point is 01:23:09 isn't coming back. Yeah, no shit. I just had to take a couple walls out. I hope that's all right. I don't know, my name is the living room into the backyard. Yeah. Fucking dummy really opens up the whole house. Literally.

Starting point is 01:23:24 Holy shit. Yeah. So that's interesting. Oh, the's so loud. Literally. Oh, he's shit. Yeah, so that's interesting. Oh, what a welcome. Yeah, you really welcome that one, didn't he? So that's what Paddy's doing. I'm free water after dark. Do you want to support him? His best work ever.

Starting point is 01:23:35 I love it. patreon.com slash pod culture because nothing he does is consistent. So everything has to be a different name and impossible to find. People, someone in the YouTube was asking what show he does on YouTube. I can never remember. It's like great show awesome or great job awesome or something. I think great job awesome. Yeah, I can never remember it because it's so close to the

Starting point is 01:23:56 band's top of his game though. Top of his game right now. Fucking insane. Love it every second. He has something else. All right guys, it is time to play everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unalien. Are you ready to play to catch? Unalien Sure am. And then they use that skin from the girl's arm and they create a little shaft. Okay. Now they have two labia, two lips, right?

Starting point is 01:24:35 And I guess if you have meat curtains, it's easier. But I mean, why don't you just use one of those pumps on the porn? But they take, they quicker. Yeah, they take the lips and what they do of those pumps on the porn? But they take quicker. Yeah, they take the lips and what they do for the lips on her labia is they hollow them out. So now you have a meat pouch and they'll put in a fake testicle and put the drop to them and then they'll stitch her up from her taint up and close it off. And now they've got what looks like a penis with what looks like testicles somewhat.

Starting point is 01:25:04 And that's where they're called. And it's true. I've done a whole scientific show on a dish. Put your pants back on, Vitya. I know you're getting very excited about this, but that's not appropriate. Who the fuck is this guy? Who is this man? Why is he dressed like that?

Starting point is 01:25:17 And why are his teeth fucking wrong? Like his teeth are like, immaculately perfect, but just the wrong size for his giant head. Let's just, and he's tried to talk over them. Let's just talk to Tommy. Actually looks more normal than this guy. I'm that's why he's the guy. A guy in this well-dressed shouldn't have such a potty mouth. I think he's got like a fucking shirt from Sears

Starting point is 01:25:38 that he poked holes into to get the cufflinks in. What the fuck am I looking at? I don't know, but let's hear more about this bottom surgery. I'm, I'm a am I looking at? I don't know. Let's hear more about this bottom. I'm a fast. We got to win this game. Yeah. Testicle somewhat. And that's where they're called. And it's true. I've done a whole scientific show on it to show people how they do it. And that's, and that's a procedure. You know, before Obama, there were two of these facilities in the United States that did it was considered. Cross side two. He's talking about B.O. before Obama. Do you remember those times?

Starting point is 01:26:06 The simple times. We now have thousands of these facilities. And in Obamac here, they pay for it. They pay for it. It's paid for now. And you're healthy. We're paying for these adidictamies and all this other stuff. And what about the the health effects from having that done? Well, I don't know. I would assume you could have problems. One, that's a lot I don't know. I would assume you could have problems. One, that's a lot of stitching in a lot of private area. The problems you have. What did Tommy say next?

Starting point is 01:26:34 Here are your choices. Number one, has anyone ever died during one of these surgeries B My insurance doesn't even cover testosterone anymore Three Can they get it up or do they need? Viagra Next You think blood clots out the ass?

Starting point is 01:27:11 Lastly, these surgeons must be busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Yeah, okay. Unalien. Wow. I always go first. And I am going to say it is be testosterone. Because I can see this guy being a God testosterone and being pissed, the cheerers doesn't cover it anymore. But anyone you think I could also see him knowing the ins and outs of insurance when it comes to plastic surgery. Yeah, good point.

Starting point is 01:27:42 But you know what though, I really enjoy blood clots. Yeah. That went down. So cool with that one. All right, good point. Um, but you know what though, I really enjoy blood clots. Yeah. That went down. So cool with that one. All right, producer Chris. Uh, get it up. Yeah, that one's for the Viagra one. All right. See if we are man.

Starting point is 01:27:55 Come on, blood clots. Come on, boner. Health care. We're paying for these adidicta me's and all this other stuff. And what about the health effects from having that done? We hear that, well, I don't know. I would assume you could have problems. One, that's a lot of stitching and a lot of private area.

Starting point is 01:28:13 I think blood clots out the ass. Whoa! Wow! Congratulations! It's really polito! I'm surprised I got it. I was so distracted. I also, how fucking crooked that other man's noses

Starting point is 01:28:27 That man's nose is facing the wrong way You're talking like you don't own a mirror in your house. What's going on over here? Dude, do you know how awful I could look? Do you know how much worse this could be yeah, yeah, so fuck off. Oh Don't care. You know how awful. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to know something? My nose faces forward. My nose goes the right way. And you won't shut up about it. I know. I mean, a lot of you think about that for a minute. Blood clots, LDS. Maybe not necessarily

Starting point is 01:29:01 out the ass. I think I canceled my lunch plans for that. Well, I mean, come on. Yeah, yeah. I saw this thing on YouTube, and it was a very feminine trans boy, right, girl. And he's saying, why would you want a paper sack referring to a regular woman's vagina when you could have the booji kuchi?

Starting point is 01:29:20 You ever seen this? So you could just have the booji kuchi. You could just have the booji kuchi. you could just have the booty Gucci you could just have the booty Gucci you could just have the booty Gucci card we gotta find that guys podcast I have that's it that I please come back I am fast and I would have the fuck he's like he goes and there was a scientific study that he's like oh I

Starting point is 01:29:39 don't know like it doesn't see like he knows anything it just seems like he's a commentator I don't like it that That's all for this time Come back next time to find out if you have the bougie koochi An alien this is brought to us by and just in case Carl won this one That means he has a bougie koochi this one that means he has a bougie koochi. Vinny one! bougie koochi! So great surfing, Monday's at APM on YouTube. Subscribe today. Uh, you guys the best. I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Starting point is 01:30:27 I liked it when we had Kevin on this past episode. He's like, who the fuck is that? Yeah, he was taking it back. It was amazing to find out how like little Kevin knew about Tommy. Yeah. And watching a new person adjust to this is really fun. It is fun because we're so used to it now. That's not shocking to us Das and that Kevin goes,

Starting point is 01:30:46 I was like, wait, who the fuck, what's this? He's like peeking through his fingers. Yeah. It's really entertaining for those of us who've been with Aida's face and stay in one. You don't be a fun Photoshop. Someone should Photoshop Tommy hiding in a closet with a bunch of stuffies around him.

Starting point is 01:31:00 Like you do. Like you do. Ah! We'll learn how it'll probably happen within minutes. I want to see the little dress. Come on, just go ahead. Yeah, go ahead and just go ahead. Go, go, go.

Starting point is 01:31:12 Holy shit. Oh, man. All right, guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. Live left varsity with Amanda and Trevin. Trevin. I know. We didn't even bring that out.

Starting point is 01:31:24 Fucking Trevin. Adams, mad at him just because it was named. No, I would be too. I was mad at for that guitar solo, but whatever. I thought it was mute. I thought like if that guy wasn't able to stage name for music, he would have just gone with Kevin, like fix your parents mistake

Starting point is 01:31:36 and just go to the door and take care of him. Retravice. Sure. Just swap out the E for an A, make it a name. Trevyn. Yeah. No, that's not true. Why did I say swap out the E for an A, make it a name. Treven. Yeah. No, that's not true. Why did I say swap out the E for an A, it's trap.

Starting point is 01:31:47 Hahaha. Whoops. I got my word all today, my sorry. I'm dumb and dumb. Nice work, Boogie Coochie. Hahaha. I really am dumb. We talked about Chad Zuma.

Starting point is 01:32:02 He's so mad at Ray DeVito, because he's not a good podcast. You're like, Chad is. What a hypocrisy going on with that guy. Obviously, we talked about Petty Broke and Skull. I respect him. I respect his not pronoun, but I put some respect in your mouth. That's right.

Starting point is 01:32:20 We talk about Petty's C-Cups. Yes, Petty Broke and Skull, and he is reading his comments on YouTube that make him look crazy, but he's very proud of it. So that's what you're saying. Vinnie was able to catch an alien, so you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

Starting point is 01:32:35 Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S. Roachy and the S.

Starting point is 01:32:44 That's right, we're doing a midweek episode. And this week producer Chris and I will be checking out this show, which was a recommendation from fish approved in Discord. We have a review suggestions channel in our discord. We always appreciate when people put suggestions in there for us. And this is actually what we're about to see is like a highlight reel, a promo reel to get people excited about this podcast. So we supposed to start the podcast. So what have you had it with this week? Oh, yes.

Starting point is 01:33:19 And it is the subject of power moms. I've had it with Diva Men. Yacht Mouth's sitting near you at a sporting event. Min who skirt the system. Had it. Had it. Had it. Do you think toddlers are assholes? Of course the toddlers are assholes. I mean, he's going after the drag queen.

Starting point is 01:33:40 Breast milk is not for min. So a couple of things are happening here. More than a couple. You're the art. Only time I feel like art is when I go get Bototox or filler. So it's not me. It's not me.

Starting point is 01:33:51 It's not me. We gotta do a whole review on every common Chinese enough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What is it called? What is it called? I've had it. I've had it. Hosted by Jennifer Welch and Angie Pumps, so then. I'm gonna put money on the guy with the Kurt Chiefs of Water who did this lady's Botox and Phil. These two women have had it. That's enough. So that'll be final.

Starting point is 01:34:18 We'll check that out. I don't see any fodder for criticism here. Nope. I think it's probably another boring WATP coming up. Two thumbs up. Agreed with that. I might have a repointing. Alright, well, they're making a lot of good points. That's what I can say about it. I think it's we're gonna probably other boring Watt. Coming up to some stuff agree with that. I might have a repointing. Alright. Well, they're making a lot of good points. That's what I can say about. I've had it. I've had it.

Starting point is 01:34:30 Many, I want to thank you so much for coming over. Oh, thank you for having me. This is how many times we podcasted together this week. Yeah, I had a great time with you. I don't want to think about it. I don't want to relive it. It's been a lot. It's been a lot. And look at us still pale and around. See our front. It's been a lot. It's been a lot. And look at us, still failing around.

Starting point is 01:34:43 See our front. Pants against me like, they're not actually friends. They're just co-workers. Yeah. Co-workers. So you're on the creep off. Obviously, that's Monday's at one car. I'm on your gym.

Starting point is 01:34:57 We are on the creep off. We are on the creep off, buddy. You and I. That's it. We're on the creep off together. One o'clock on Monday. One o'clock on Monday, wherever you get podcasts, you can always download it as your podcast player and listen to it. We do that every week. We also on our Patreon do a bonus show once a week on Wednesdays at 11.30 AM.

Starting point is 01:35:13 It's also available. Patreon.com slash the creep off. I put an extra bonus up yesterday. Oh yeah. It's a bit of an April fools just for the funsy of it. I didn't see that come through. Well, we put out a, I did a commentary track for WrestleMania 21 for half to movies. Okay. And it was very funny, and we did a lot of silly shit, so I threw it out there just for anybody who wanted it. So you have to watch WrestleMania 21

Starting point is 01:35:35 along with it to understand what's going on? Probably, yeah. Is it available somewhere? Yeah, you got your own peacock? It's available. It's out there. Cool. But it was fun.

Starting point is 01:35:44 Nice. I mean, if you're, I don't know, fuck available. It's out there. Cool. But it was fun. Nice. So, I mean, if you're, I don't know, fuck me. Terrible idea. Terrible decision. And then you also do a show with a potato. I do. I do.

Starting point is 01:35:53 There's an 8 p.m. Subreddit surfid. I'm very excited for this week's episode. What do you got? I can't say yet. Okay. I will tell you this though, coming up later this month, there is a Reddit that I cannot wait to jump on to.

Starting point is 01:36:03 Legal advice. For those of you who can't afford a lawyer, go to Reddit, let's find out what kind of great legal advice. Who to thunk it? Oh, okay, wait. And I can't imagine any lawyer who's spending his time giving advice for free on Reddit. It's probably pretty good, dude. These probably,

Starting point is 01:36:19 probably pretty good advice. The people who are giving advice and they're probably aren't even lawyers. I think they're just f**king people over there. They're like telling them what to do. Troys. I even feel like the answer to every question is, how do I deal with this?

Starting point is 01:36:29 Like declare you're a sovereign citizen. It's a- By the way, when the cop pulls you over, just drives fast as you can. It's constitutionally long to do that. I respect you more. I can't- Can't you be the Chanzoumok's next podcast?

Starting point is 01:36:43 We could live with Chanzoumok. Now I would listen to that I would too. That'd be funny. Yeah, we get some good ones code up the potatoes doing a great job I've enjoyed doing the show with them nice, so on Mondays and a you can find a subreddit surfing on YouTube very good Vinnie. This has been a lot of fun Please join us again next time It might be the episode we find out what and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everyone.

Starting point is 01:37:07 Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I'm now the show's these folks right now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. From Patreon, Pride and Coronavirus, Bob Levy's line, you got tricked by Kwon and now you mad at a potato, Edmy Howlin. Richard Lucas, we're having fun, not making fun.

Starting point is 01:37:32 Sure words have never been spoken by a potato. Principled uncertainty is stoked for Kevin's appearance. The OG returns. FUPS REJOYS! Homeless Cardiff Asserts, this fucking Chad Zuma character is an embarrassing clown. Like Anthony Cumea says about Stuttering John. If it was an act, it would almost be brilliant. In Chad's case, he's just an old, unfunny, line-loser. A true cock in every sense of the word. And we find an entertaining exchange from Discord. Eddie writes,

Starting point is 01:38:00 What's going on, everyone? First time I listen in live. Kinky loco sets the bait, welcome bud, lawyers guns and money. Cool dude, first rule is, you have to answer the sacred question. Would you blow OP or stuttering John? Eddie. Depends. Can I answer neither or is it a Sophie's choice kind of thing? LGNM. Sophie's choice. We've all answered at Eddie. Shit LOL. I guess, Opie then? And that's when Kiki loco pounces right in on cue. Baaaag!

Starting point is 01:38:30 Eddie loves Opie! Go go gadget weighing one points out. Carl's new strategy isn't being late. It's just not scheduling a time. And from YouTube, you birdie his Rex opines. I assume every person in Chad's Patreon is the host of a show that makes fun of him. King and Cork, I am addicted to this Chad deal. Considering I live in Tampa, I feel like I can run into

Starting point is 01:38:52 Chad screaming at his phone about a potato and some corn any day now. JD Slim quotes, Chad's attacker is real, and I'm gonna find him immediately after I find my wife's real killer, OJ Simpson. Lord Raptor. Cardiff is slowly becoming my favorite person-slash potato online. First he makes Opie Watchable on his own show, and now he triggers this gem, a Zura-R, a grown man arguing with a potato, and this is the highlight of Chad's career. The Ranting Hick. I don't think Kevin has any idea what's happening.

Starting point is 01:39:22 Other than, Chad hates this, so he's keeping it up. Mr. Rivech claims, Kevin Brennan talking about other people being mean-spirited as great a trolling. Sir Miles, the cat suspects, if this Chad material gets any better, Shuley is going to steal it and run the joke into the ground. And music time lets go plays us out with, who would have thought a potato could piss off a couch potato. Very good. People watching got to see a new glamour shot of Lucy tight box.

Starting point is 01:39:51 And all of her Lucy tight box. Glory settle down, Chris. Right. There. All right. No reviews. Let's get right into voicemails. We another game, guys.

Starting point is 01:40:01 Bonus game. What? I know. It's time to play everyone's favorite games you'll get catch a Canadian do you have what it takes to catch a Canadian so thank you everybody for joining me so early in the morning I needed to get this episode out immediately as I got this information. What does Cardiff say next? Here are all your choices. A, spelled E-H.

Starting point is 01:40:36 Number two, I'm not your buddy, guy. Next. You know, if my David doesn't really give her in the playoffs this year, the Oilers will be out of the first round. And finally, ZZ, which is Canadian for Z to catch a Canadian. Oh man, this is a tough one. I don't know. Not your buddy guy is my guy. So this one, I'm not your buddy guy. Oh, the curve does talk about the NHL playoffs. He's huge Edmonton fan. Yeah, could be big David talk. That's a lie. He loves the Minnesota wild. Do, do a good episode of the other days, because I think the chance you might get an episode of the other days, because I think the chat is humor, incident, CZI, CZI, ZED. And now you know what it takes to catch the Canadian.

Starting point is 01:41:37 Very confusing, but okay. Spacet by the Royal Canadian Mountain Police. Have you ever wanted to deny the rights of a trucker? Well, now you can join the Mountain Police have you ever wanted to deny the rights of a trucker? Well now you can join the Boy, all right, I've been getting this note from a lot of people this week Christmas is absolutely a role you can make in D&D Fucking dark, you know who else told me that doctor Steve absolutely a role you can make in D&D fucking dark. You know who else told me that? Dr. Steve.

Starting point is 01:42:08 I was like, all right, Steve. Carl, I just thought I'd call you. A lot of people. A lot of people sound foolish. Yeah, charisma is a thing that you roll for in D&D, which maybe ought to give it a try sometimes. I love it on the asshole. We're not knowing that.

Starting point is 01:42:21 Boys, you're a phaser. Yeah, I know. Oh, geez. You shouldn't have known that. You got to two, remember? Yeah. All right, here's my teeth roll. What? Oh, fuck.

Starting point is 01:42:36 Cal photographer. You not carries Matt Collin and I got a 23 weight. It's only a 20 side of diet. Wow. How did you do that? Carl, it's the Cal photographer. I love karaoke because I'm a fucking dork. And sometimes I've karaoke free-connolation and people love people's to gain free-connolation for some fucking retard reason. Okay. That was a weird, the way Patrick Mike. What is it? How do you listen to that song? Yeah, I'm going to sing it with an a tenor and I'm not going to

Starting point is 01:43:12 scroll it all. I'm just going to, it's going to wine. It's like a weird gross email on five that he sucks at singing. Yeah. Well, you can kind of be kind of fine. Go for it. You're so sorry. It was a long, fuck you. I mean, I thought he was at least going to say it for us. Yeah. Yeah. There was a lot of build up for that. I was waiting. Yeah. I wanted to hear the, who the particular ball. I think I'm like a particular.

Starting point is 01:43:30 Is that the fire? I want you to roll that charisma dice again. I don't know the lyrics. My bad. Producer Cresser, are you still here? Yeah. That was such a weird time when Quarker was a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more.

Starting point is 01:43:41 Is that the fire? I want you to roll that charisma dice again. I don't know the lyrics. My bad. Uh, producer Cress, are you still here? Yeah. That was such a weird time when corn and biscuit were the best bands. Yeah. Yeah. The biggest bands in the world was singing that fucking nucky song. Like that was a good song.

Starting point is 01:43:57 You know, I did it all for the nucky. That's a fun catchphrase because we put that in the book Chris. No. okay. Why didn't they get raped in Woodstock? Everybody went ew. Right, W-A-T-B. This is just a producer Chris appreciation call. Just wanna say thank you to producer Chris.

Starting point is 01:44:19 He's always fucking killing it, and his one liner is fucking crackly up. Keep it up for Chris and keep Carl's fucking dumb fucking clubfooted retarded goofy fucking chip teeth mouth ass in line. See you guys, love ya, don't fall back, go fuck yourself. Have you learned nothing from me? Keep it short buddy. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Vinnie, was that you disguising your voice? Nope.

Starting point is 01:44:48 Sounded like I call you in bag to the show. All right, last one I have here from Mr. Magenta. Hey Carl, it's Mr. Magenta. I was listening to the last episode, D&D, Thunder Loot, Musical, Shutter, whatever. And you know what offended me the most. And I think you're a guitar player. So this should also offend you equally. The one part where he casts a spell and he's like, I'm gonna play a guitar solo and scare away all the goblins or whatever the fuck it was.

Starting point is 01:45:19 That's pretty much it. And then he plays two notes and the fucking song ends. Where was the bitching guitar solo that makes the fucking legion of darkness Run away. You think fucking doc in could have killed Freddy Krueger if he didn't play a guitar solo If you just play two notes and then the fucking song stops bullshit Fuck that and I just dated myself horribly by rants printing fucking doc in the three warriors Fuyah Thank you for your call I'm going to be dating myself horribly by ruts, and saying fucking, doc in the stream warriors. You have to let me. What's wrong?

Starting point is 01:45:46 I have to let you. Thank you for your call. All right, guys. This has been a lot of fun. We'll see you again on Wednesday. If you're listening live or Thursday, if you're waiting for me to fix it. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr.

Starting point is 01:46:04 Okay, bye. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay folks. Guess what? Oh Go fuck yourselves have a good week Okay, bye Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid. Bye guys. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Are we down here? SQR. you

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep398 - Live, Laugh, Larceny

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