Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep399 - I've Had It

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

This week we watch two reality show stars bring all the fake energy and nonsense that is the Bravo network to a podcast. I hope you're ready for these two sassy ladies because THEY'VE HAD IT and they're ready to make all their gripes be known. If you back into a parking spot, THEY'VE HAD IT! Producer Chris gets promoted up a mic to help us make sense of why there would be zero hot takes on a show that's only about having hot takes. Then we listen to Howard Stern interview Reggie Jackson and try to find the misery in what was a fantastic life that had a positive impact on millions of people. There's also a huge Chad Zumock announcement and Jeff Hysen returns to Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He tickle fight. That's exciting stuff. Everyone just got to witness the feathers are still falling behind me That was some battle we just had water balloon scattered everywhere. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple podcasts and then should all over in the comments section. Maybe we'll have reviews today. Who knows? Anything's possible. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called, I've had it. This was a suggestion from Fish Approved. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

A show hosted by Jennifer and Pumps. And I'll get us started here. If you don't mind, they have a big special announcement. They just put out on a recent episode. This is exciting for everyone. Welcome to I've Had it. Thank you, Ginny. Tell the listener about our exciting news. Listener, we are now available on Patreon where you can subscribe to hear all sorts of bonus content, blooper reels, dramatic readings of hate comments. And you can follow along in Pumps' journey.

And if we get one million, one million subscribers, Pumps will take off her clothes and balance a wire hanger on her nipple. If they get two million subs, she'll put her clothes back up. Yeah. So let's keep those numbers up, everybody. Let's keep going. Please.

Now, what do you know about these two women? Because I had to do some research on this. I know too much from watching the latest episode. Do you know what their background is and why they have people watching them? No, but I said just the information that they in part was enough for me. All right, so they are from a Bravo show, a show called Sweet Home Oklahoma. They were on a reality show together.

And I guess it was focused on this pumps woman who's Angie Sullivan. I'll show you what this Sweet Home Oklahoma was like. And by the way, you did pass the test. We now know that you are straight. You're like really show Bravo what are you talking about yeah I know I didn't know either but here it is. When you think of Oklahoma you think flyover state Republican. Backward ass. People that voted for fish twice and Trump for real.

Hickville. Jesus, House. And Chalottas. I just found the Chalottas. Cheezing Chalottas. But Oklahoma is not what you think it is. I absolutely love Oklahoma City. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else. I'm smelly armpit.

We have boundary-free relationships. Anybody want to give me a pelvic exam? Oh, forgot to say, there's not any panties on it. My ass showing. I'm opening you up to new things. I want that closed. Did you not get my text? You went in the battle.

That didn't mean you were in war. Writer of fucking dive-aid. Give me a C. Give me a U. And after all that, there made me feel like I was the asshole. Just making sense now? Yeah. It's got a lot of like reality show vibes to it and energy to it.

It does and I'm filled with gratitude that we only had to do with the I've had it podcasts. Yes, yeah, we're not watching this show. Well, okay, we'll watch one episode. Do you have a clip on your board? Maybe sums up the show for producer Chris? Geez, it's a little long, so, but what this podcast is about, as I'm sure you know, is what they've

had it with. Yes. You know, they're gripes, they're pet peeves, and it seems like they're just talking about their everyday interactions with things and people. Sure. Actually, you know what, this will actually summon up. Hold on. This is a Jennifer who does most of the talking. I'm not saying that your neighbors aren't assholes because I'm sure they are.

Typically, neighbors are. That sums it up for me because she says shit like that all the time. Right. It doesn't make sense. No. But she thinks he's edgy. He's supposed to be like quirky and catchy. Very catchy. Yeah. Right. They're trying to out-conte each other maybe. They're cutting it. Yeah. Right. They're trying to out-conte each other maybe. Who's gonna win the cutoff this week? Who knows?

Find out. It's up for grabs with these two cons to get together from the cutoff. Yeah. All right. I see what you're saying there. They're telling this story on this episode I listened to that was recent where I guess there was a principle

at a school in Tallahassee that was fired because parents were upset that there was a teacher showing Michelangelo's David. I guess this was a new story or something. So as you saw in that trailer, they're from Oklahoma, but they're liberal. They don't vote for Bush. I know, it's crazy. You would think every one of this one area

has to vote the same way. It's like, what a topsy-turvy world. Wow, yeah. I don't even know the big of those. Wait, what? I know. So it's damn, they have a very different take on that obviously. So these parents think that it is pornographic. Oh, for fuck's sake. And I mean, really, Florida just needs to be annexed off the planet. Boom, hot tape. I have seen David in person. I have too. In Florence, and it is so impressive. Boom, hot tape. Yeah, that's the show, right?

Wow, I mean, all of it is just hot takes nonstop. Fuck Florida, you know, David's a pretty good sculpture. They obviously, we're gonna talk about David's penis. Right, you can't avoid that. And I gotta tell you, I think it's impressive. Yeah, exactly. You're weird. You would.

Damn it. Go out of the limb. That's a good thing I do all the editing around here. So this is kind of an example of how like quirky Jen is. She says like fun sayings. And it really chaps my hide how prude Americans are about nudity.

It's so fucking stupid. It's so stupid. It's so close-minded. Well, Pums really adds a lot to that, doesn't she? Yeah, this, yeah, that's what she does. There's a lot of conversations where they don't have a lot to say, but they have a lot of time to fill. Right. That's what I've noticed about this show. There's not a lot of takes going on and plumps is full of fucking fake laughter. Plumps. Oh, what I said. Yeah, I know, I noticed that too. All right, so they're talking about how this

sculpture isn't pornographic and they can't believe the parents would be upset about it. Yeah, I know, I noticed that too. All right, so they're talking about how this sculpture isn't pornographic and they can't believe the parents would be upset about it. And then they go immediately into talking about David's penis. Because, of course. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like an amazing piece of art, despite his teeny weenie.

His teeny weenie. You know, Dina might drop in money and broadcast school is really paid off. She calls it a teeny-weeny and the other one goes, yeah, it's a teeny-weeny. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Can you think of, I mean, if you just had small dick,

that would have added more to the conversations. I just repeat it again. Say it twice. What the co-host said? Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. And, uh, damn it. Too quick.

And then, uh, I just want to finish up the series before I move on to what you were checking out. So now they're talking about how depressing this is. It really like, it's so depressing to think, okay, it's 20, 23. And you've got some Yahoo's that are wound up like cheap clocks over Michael Angelo's David. Right, it makes no sense.

It's like that's where you're putting your time. You're gonna fight Michael Angelo's David. That's what you wanna spend your free time on. Meanwhile, parents of Tallahassee, I guarantee you, your kids are beaten off to ass-fucking on YouTube. 100% is probably the husband too. Tass-fucking on YouTube? No, a week ago, I would have said that's retarded.

But then we watched that video where this guys were actually were asked what I was doing. Yeah, yeah. YouTube. So maybe that's true. I'm of two millions on that. Yeah, I don't think it was beating off to it. But I think she got that wrong.

I don't know, I could be, could be wrong about that. You notice how she, she said something in there, and she's wound up like a clock or something. That comes up again in the exact same episode. I guess she only has so many sayings. Oh, yeah. Well, you, I mean, we just got you wound up today. Just wound up like a cheap wound.

I mean, you are just on a roll. We could do this forever. Wound up like a cheap clock. But really chest my height and she's wound up like a cheap clock. Yeah. But really chast my hide and she's wound up like a cheap clock. Yeah. Well, I have a good example. That's a good sag here for Jennifer. Did you unpack everything there?

One more clip. Okay. Thank you. Thank you producer Crestford for asking, because this is just the, how they wrap this one up, talking about the children and the parents, and I guess there's a woman off camera, Kylie and Kylie is a lesbian. And so this is a, why is that funny?

I don't know. I thought I heard you put a D at the end of lesbian. She was lesbian as a child. It was a lesbian, did badly. She was lesbian as a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child.

It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child.

It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. It was a child. Nobody likes a pussy and I just feel sorry for the kids really except their Kylie Oh hot joke pretty good stuff. I spicy pretty good stuff. Nobody likes a pussy except for that less feet over there I hope she's a do it. I hope Kylie goes to HR

Whoops, I'm being discriminated against based on my sexual orientation and I don't appreciate it. That female Opie host. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. What do you got? All right. This is a little long, but there's this crutch and this is a good introduction to their

hole. I've had it. This is one of their peeves. Okay. Check this out. Great. Also Jennifer plays pickle ball. I just want to point that out. Of course she does, right?

There's a lot of Asin nose out parkers pickleball. Why? I have no idea. There's a lot of Ford F-150s and Ford F-150s in particular. It's an Asin nose out. A couple of girls that I play with do ass in nose out. And I asked one of them, why do you do that? And she was just like, because I like whipping my car around. Okay, now this is long. So we're gonna break it up. Okay, yeah. Explain to me what's going on right now. We've got my parking. Why? Yep. Wow. They don't like people who back into spaces. Oh, God, who does? Don't get me start of that Shit this goes out for a while, but but bear with me. Okay. All right. All right continuing Act two and so I just I didn't inquire much further about the psychology behind the acid nose out But it is rather fascinating because there is no way I'm gonna ask and nose out my car.

No, never. And it's, I'm a terrible reverser, like everyone, my fault has been in reverse. So I just spare the other patrons in a parking lot. Right. And like my neighbors, that's a whole different story. Right. But I'm like, seriously, are you gonna get arrested?

Are you on the run? Like why do you have to do this? And I've asked people and they're like, well, are you gonna get arrested? Are you on the run? Like, why do you have to do this? And I've asked people and they're like, well, I can get out faster. I'm like, but it takes you longer to get in. So you split the difference. I mean, it's... So this is a good introduction to their, at least plumps psyche.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a problem. Well, she goes, I'm bad at reversing. Reversing my car. And either way you park, that's gonna be involved. Yeah. So I'm not sure what's up with the cops.

It comes up a lot, really. I'm really not sure what they're getting at. Right. But Jennifer's not done with saying, ass in nose out. Oh, good. Exactly. And you look like a Bose out.

Ass in nose out. Richard, how do you park? Are you ass in nose out or nose in ass out? Nope. I'm just like you guys. Just a normal park straight forward and back up. Kylie, how do you park? I park normal.

Like a normal person. Nose in ass out. Yeah. I can't imagine that. That's where Lesbian Joe could have gone. But. Narco 2112 says, acid nose out was my favorite two-life crew song. It's not a bad one.

Not a bad one. I will check that out. So that sums up the show for me. And I was so pissed after listening to that exchange and that was only five minutes into the latest episode, which is called something like what doesn't kill you, makes you trailer trash. Okay, good one.

Yeah, pretty funny stuff. Yep. So they have on the show that I listen to, Adam repawn, I believe, and he's a figure skater. This is their guest. And he arrives. He sounds ordinary already. Check this out. Hello, Adam. I'm so excited to be here. I'm very looking forward to it. Very looking forward to it. Yeah, well, we're excited to be here. I'm very looking forward to it. Very looking forward to it. Yeah.

Well, we're excited to have you. So Jennifer sets a trap here. I've got this is what she thinks is funny. And we're going to get some insight into what a bully she is. So I want to talk about in 2018, you were in the Olympics. And you got that's true. And you got a medal, right? What medal did you get?

I got a bronze medal. See here at I've had it podcast, we would call that hashtag almost. That's our guest that she's talking to. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah. How are you supposed to respond to that? I don't know. What medal did you get in the Olympics that were Jennifer from Confused?

So that struck me funny. Yeah, that's kind of a dick thing to say. You want me to keep going or you got something along those lines? Well, I'll tell you, since we're talking about pumps a little bit, pumps is very annoying. She's a 22 year old son and she was driving her son to the airport because he had to go somewhere. And it turns out that her son was texting with Jennifer during this ride because pumps

listens to her own podcast with her son in the car. And I'll tell you a story that just happened this very week. So pumps 22 year old son had to go to the airport and he had to be there like seven. So he starts texting me at 630 that Pumps is listening to our podcast cracking up at herself and the car and that it was insufferable for him to ride to the airport. That's anti social behavior right there. Yes to your self on a podcast and laughing with someone else in your car, that's embarrassing. Why would you do that? It's weird.

Mom, can we shut up? I'm gonna say a joke in a second. I doubt it. Yeah, I doubt it. So then, Jenna is some playful talk about pumps as a mother. And this is a perfect example we're talking about. None of these women have anything to say, but they'll just keep saying it. pumps as a mother. And this is a perfect example who we're talking about. Neither of these women have anything to say,

but they'll just keep saying it. They'll just find a way to keep talking for some reason. And I just wanna remind everybody, if you are new listeners, pumps over mothers, her children, it's really, it's borderline criminal. But she takes mothering to such an extreme that she is involved in a group me

for her 22-year-old son. Like all the moms of these other 22-year-olds have a fucking group me and this is a huge fucking problem. I mean, I can't with it. I mean, it really brings up a lot of unsettled rage. It feels fresh. Again, yeah, I'm an overmother. I mean, that's not a nice flash, though. That's from the jet. It's 42 seconds of I'm saying nothing. Yeah. And pumps just laughing at nothing. Yep. And she knows enough to stop laughing because Jennifer's about to say something. And

then that's true. Goes back and forth. They don't talk over each other. I'll give them that. But they have nothing to say. Wow. Here's a good example of their interplay. I'm kind of bossy by nature and I love to be bossy a fuck off. That's all take a turn laughing.

And you can tell they're just best friends. Yeah. I mean, you can tell that just best friends. Yeah, I mean, this is how besties talk. Obviously, just giggle into everything. You're a jerk. Come on, don't you stop it. Yeah, well, the jerk store called. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow, like a clock.

Hey, what else you got going on? I'll tell you what, I got going on. I'll tell you what I got going on. I got dumb there. And this is one of the fun things about this show is that they talk about, we're not stupid Republicans, like everyone else in Oklahoma. We're real smart.

Pumps is like an attorney and the other woman owns a interior design company or something. And so they're super smart women. Or are they? That's my doubt. That's my doubt. All right, you guys call true to Americans. What's the capital of Canada? Ottawa? No. Quebec. No, that's the French part. Manitoba? I don't know either. Toronto. I mean, I do know who the president is. Is it the president? Yeah, president. He's hot. They don't have a president.

You were right the first fucking time. Stupid plumps over here is like, I definitely not out of law. Yeah, did it is, you dummy. If you don't know, give your mouth shut. Stupid. So one of the things they do on the show, the show format, and you were checking things out

where they had a guest. I checked out a couple of shows they didn't. So they take these pre-recorded phone calls from listeners. And the phone callers have their own access to grind. I mean, they've had it as well. Everyone on this show has just had it. It's too much. So this is Haley H. Cracks them up. They have a lot of fun with this call. Okay, up next we've got Haley H. Hi ladies, I absolutely love your podcast. It is currently 9.59 at night and it just dawned on me.

What I've had it with this week. I have absolutely fucking had it with girls who have to bring their clingy weird ass boyfriends or husbands whatever partner whoever it is with them everywhere we fucking go they are not my friend you are my friend I cannot speak about how unsufferable they are while they're sitting right next to me I fucking had it I've had it leave them at home this is girl time I don't want Chad listening in on how my mental cycle is off course again and how my boyfriend smells weird sometimes like please I've had it get him out of here. He's got to fucking go.

You know what? I bet her friends husbands don't like her either. Yeah, I think they're saying they're like, you think I want to hang out with you? She's a scryce. This sucks for everyone involved. And they're just having like you think I want to hang out with you right Jesus Christ this sucks for everyone involved And they're just having so much fun with how I know Hey, that can tell me about a girlfriend you know You know did you have any colors on the shows that you checked out? No, no, there was a game. Oh Had it or hit it they play play with my guy, Adam.

Oh, okay. The skater. I'm guessing he's a gay gentleman? Yeah. Okay, I mean figure skater is where I got the idea for. From what gave it away. Yeah. So that's just like, like it or don't, is, okay.

Oh, I heard that's a fun game. Yeah, I'll just give you a quick example. Yeah. Had it or hit it, bronze medals. She brought it back. Jesus. Yeah, had it or hit it bronze medals. She brought a bag Jesus Better Get better. That's what I have to say bronze medals are done get better. Okay, um had it or hit it Bings had it. I'm done. Yeah. Why is some hair shorter? I don't know.

No. It does go on and they attack plumps for winding bangs, but we don't have to go there. But she actually brought up the bronze medal again and forced him to have fun with it. Right. Well, they all were trying to have way too much fun with that.

Oh, I'm feeling that no matter what he said, they would have laughed. Right. right. Yeah. You're the worst host in the interviewer. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Canada hit it, huh? Yeah. Wow. All right, I hope Cardiff is listening. Mm-hmm. He'll help you game over here.

We're here. When do we get to hit them, I wonder? Yeah. Get ready for some hot takes now. Because Pumps is going to come in hot on this next episode that I checked out. Pumps, what have you had it with? What I've had it with, Jennifer, is universal. And that is personal space invaders. Oh yeah. This way, personal space! This way, space!

Alright, look at how much fun with this I bet. I bet it's going to get really funny, right? When they talk about their personal space. Sure. Because Plum's over here has a specific person that she's thinking of. I mean, there's one in particular that I'm thinking of that, I mean, I have backed up and backed up and she keeps coming and she keeps coming and I'm like backed up against the wall. Right.

And I just want to throw my hands up and be like, I surrender, like get out of my face. No, it's bad. I don't, I just don't understand how people cannot realize their personal space and faders. Well, to be fair, your face is giant. It's hard to get away. Right.

Yeah, they might be an orbit. Also, I just want to point out that if you're going to bring that to the show, that's about what you've had enough of, wouldn't you have like a couple of bullet points, she goes, I just don't get it. I don't like it. They get so close to you. And then I got to back up and they're close. Yeah, okay. Yeah, the one I was, Jennifer's holding notes and she didn't use them once. I just don't get it. I don't like it. They get so close to you. And then I got a backup and they're close.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, the one I was, Jennifer's holding notes and she didn't use them once. Obviously. Well, then Jennifer's gonna tag this. Of course. Yeah, they're gonna make this even more fun. And here's the biggest offender of all.

Personal space invader plus chronic halitosis. Oh, that is the worst. These people are the worst. It is so bad and everybody in the world knows this. So you're the only two that don't like that. Yeah, so you know how people like would invade your personal space? We're the also at bad breath.

Oh, yeah, you're right. That's also bad. Insult to injury. Jeez, what if they're farting at the same time? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, this husband of hers. Oh boy. Sometimes some people are so set in their ways that you get to a point where you just throw your hands up in the air and it's like, I can't fix this. I'll give you a prime example. Josh Welch talking about his hair 24, 7, 365.

I can't make him stop. I've tried. I've tried very, I'm like, okay, you got a haircut. Let's move on. We were, okay, you got a haircut. Let's move on. We were in Paris. He got his haircut. We had to hear about it building up to the haircut, after the haircut, and at least three to five times per day post haircut for the remainder of our vacation. Now we're hearing it. So I have just given up on this. This is Gold, Jerry. This is Gold.

Keep talking about your husband. Talking about his hair. Please go on. Oh, this is great. Great stuff, ladies. All right. So what's the solution? Let's figure out the solution to do with these problems.

But let's do it with zero humor. We got to make sure this is not fun for anyone involved. Right. So I think the question is, what do we do moving forward? I think what we could make a pact to do, you, me, Kylie, and the listener, is when somebody is personal space invading, is immediately say, stop invading my personal space. And if you have a personal space invader plus chronic halitosis, you can double down on that and say, you need

to back at it and you need to go scrape your tongue, brush your teeth, rinse with listerine, visit the dentist and then circle back with me. Yes. And then I'll be happy to hear what you have to say. Exactly. So maybe we just need to be more blunt. Maybe we're not blunt enough. So the solution to this personal space issue is to let the person know that they're in

your personal space. And if they have bad breath, I don't know that too. If they stink, you know. Pretty good stuff, huh? I wouldn't have come up with that solution on my own, so I'm glad that these women are here to help me out with that. I'm really upset, they'll never watch this show ever again. I'm really missing out on it.

Question for pumps. Yeah. How come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you and why is it wearing a dress? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, what else you got in your board? What else did you pick up out from this? God, they were either super short or super long. Here's some vocal fry from pumps. And you look like a boze that barely gets out of bozo. Okay. Okay, I learned a new term, yak mouth. Someone who talks a lot, I'm assuming.

Sure. I think they came up with it. These edge lords. How do you feel about yak mouths? Unfortunately, I feel like I attract them. This goes on, I'll break it up, but again, it's like, how do you feel about something that nobody likes? Well, why would you be a guest on this show? What does that do for you? I don't know. That's a good point. You get patred by these winners. Yeah. And talk about mad sats. Totally I'm glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad you're glad I get stuck as I keep adding to the conversation that I wish would end. I kind of do that too, Adam. This one.

I don't wanna be here. And I'm like, oh my God, you don't set, like what happened next? Is the irony lost on everyone involved here? All they do is talk. That's the biggest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. And no one wants to be there. Yeah, no shit.

Hey, Bruce Cress. There are probably people who don't even get the joke. Yeah, it's usually people without a sense of humor. Yeah. I mean, why not just bring the guy out and be like, I fucking hate figure skaters. What do you think about figure skaters? It's the worst, right?

This is the worst assholes they've got. Yes. Sure. May I go now? Okay, this is the warning going a little bit backwards here, but this is what they say their show is all about. Well good, because I want you to know that this is a place where we just do nothing,

but trash talk. Okay, we're gonna get shit off our chest with you, Adam. That's the goal of this, because we oppose toxic positivity in all of its forms. That term bothers me. Again, the, toxic positivity. Yeah, yeah, however it's right, right. Yeah, we're. Again, the edge. Toxic positivity. Yeah.

Yeah, however, it's right. Yeah, we're at George. We're the opposite of what you normally hear. And for being so country, there is a lot of laughter going on. It's kind of positive. Yeah, they seem like they're having a little more fun they should be.

I'll give them that. I got a nice ISO from Adam. He's starting to catch on. Okay. Like, this isn't a personal talk at you when I get there. I'll let you know. Okay. I think that about wraps it up. We know these women. Yeah. You're the idiot. But I think we have some this show up.

Are you getting sick of it? Are you getting sick of yourself talking about this? Yeah. I never want to think about them again. Fair enough. What I really did think about during this was how I used to bartend for a living and hated people like this, hated having to hear them and they always have to talk loud enough for you to hear everything in the fake laughing and like I said, the out-cutting of each other. They're real proud of their conversation.

Yeah, I was picking up on that too. We're making some serious points over here, Arya. Did ya? And you also know that if they're wine glasses were empty, they'd be holding them up tapping them, trying to get your attention. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah, they're those kinds of people. That's for sure. The reviews have been so kind and graceful. I mean, really nice. I love our little tribe. We've got going. Yeah, now you're more. Sorry about that.

Bruce or Chris, let's move on. Thank you. I wanna move on with a song parody coming from Ian Daniel. All right. I'm gonna go for the bad god man. I'm a bad god man. I'm a bad god man. Very, very well done. Ian Danny with Black Eyed Man. Very funny. Always good stuff. Did you fade that out or did he have the sense to just do that?

I faded out of the fly just now. Because I was like, this doesn't do anything else. He says the music. It's pretty good. Pretty good stuff. All right. I want to talk to you about the Howard Stern Show. Okay. Howard had Reggie Jackson on a show last week, a week before. Whoa.

Yeah, it's a weird guest for him. It's a bit odd. And I'm going to play you how this starts off because I was listening to it. And I went, what is going on right now? Does it sound like Reggie's even there or Howard is not talking to someone? Because again, Howard's not in the studio with Reggie,

so it gets weird. And I think Reggie thinks he's on a TV show. So yeah, check this out. I just want to play the beginning of this interview and watch it, but imagine you're just listening to it. And I was trying to figure out is, again, is Reggie even there? I can't tell. Hey, whenever you read Reggie's stats, it's mind blowing when you think about the athletic

accomplishment alone and all the bullshitty I had to put up with and still have, that's the thing Reggie. It's not that you were a great athlete, all the bullshit you had to put up with in your career and you still managed to be a great athlete. That's the accomplishment. You got all these fuckheads screwing with you. You know, the documentary, they're here. He's looking around. Can we save that? Yeah, you can save,. Red, you go ahead. 14 time all star five time world series champion three straight world series with the A's two straight with the Yankees world series MVP 73 77 11 total world series rings. I love in the

documentary when you're showing off your rings. It's the greatest. And I love that you point that that the rings have become so gaudly, you can't even wear them anymore. Three take this. Hit three home runs, three pitches, games six. I mean, it's like you added the race to the entry. I loved it. But there's so much to dissect, Reggie. First of all, good to see you. I know it's not early. I would say that I'm excited. I'm not a big interview guy anymore. Unless I know the person. How fun is that? Like, Reggie just said they're kind of like making facial expressions. Not like it's had. I was just like, say, so you're here, right Reggie? What a lot of

people know that like watching two different shows. Yeah, you actually are here, right, Reggie? You want to let people know that. Like watching two different shows. Yeah, you actually are here, right? Why is he there? He peaked in like 78. All right, so good, good question. The reason he's there is to promote this new doc. That's out on Amazon or something like that. And it's funny because why would he go

on the Howard Stern show in 2023 to promote something? I guess Reggie Jackson was the one who made this decision. And maybe a guy who's as out of it as Reggie, 75 years old, should not be doing that. I said, let me call. Let me tell you who I think we should have interview me if you want to get, if you want to get reach, if you want to get eyeballs, if you want to get ears, the first guy would call would be Howard Stern. Talk about retarded. Do you know when he's listening to Howard Stern show,

and he's talking about, you want to talk to people, see what the Howard Stern show? I heard that people who are out of it should go into the king of out of it. I heard that people who are out of it should go into the king of out of it. All right, so then, a little bit while later, he explains how amazing it is. He's talking to so many people on the Howard Stern show because they get up to serious. You know, he's in the studio. Howard doesn't. But they get up there. And of course, serious wants you to think that all these people listen to Howard Stern show. And we remember from the Pelican brief that Howard Stern goes, I don't know if people are listening,

but we just say 20 million. He admitted that they're lying about their listenership. And that was back when people were probably still listening to a show in 2013. So 10 years later, it's very few people listening to the show. And to have the reach that you have, we were coming in this morning and it says you have somewhere between

15 and 20 million daily listeners. And the only guy I could go back to is when I think of the awareness was you Walter Winshaw. Walter Cronkite. Was Walter Winshel? Yes, well, yeah, we want to Walter Winshel. And yeah, and Cronkite. Well, folks don't know them, but that as far as reach and brand awareness is who you are. So I love that you think there's 50 to 20 million daily listeners to the Howard Stern show. Yeah. No, there's not. Now Walter Winchold, do you know that name?

I know the name. I didn't. He was born in 1897. Okay. He was born before my parents' parents were born. And this is the guy, right? He's just like, yeah, you're like the modern day Walter Winchold. Okay, wow. What a compliment. Thanks. Even Howard didn't know what to do with it. Yeah, I appreciate that too. Yeah, but I do like the fact that as he's bring up the stats that he's seeing, Howard's

not saying anything because I mean, he knows. He knows that that's not the case, obviously. All right, now they're going to bring up the documentary and it's funny because we're out of the gate, Howard insults Reggie and you'll hear it here. I'll elaborate after we hear the clip. Good for you doing a documentary. Sometimes I don't trust people, you know, I know you're the same way. When someone says let's do a Reggie Jackson documentary and we want to interview you about

it, first thing I say is I better have control of this thing because they could end up making says let's do a Reggie Jackson documentary and we want to interview you about it. First thing I say is I better have control of this thing because they could end up making this thing nutty. You took a leap of faith with this documentary. Yes. You did not have ultimate control, which is probably why it's good. You know what I mean? I won't agree. I didn't lose control and it broke my heart.

Howard goes, I would never do this, if I didn't have control, you did it without having control. It's probably why it's good. That's insulting, very. Yeah, I was weird. And then, Roddy Jackson goes, why I totally disagree? In fact, there's a couple of people

who are very special to me, and mental ought to me in my life, and they didn't get in the documentary, and they should have been in it. And if it was up to me, they a lot to me in my life, and they didn't get in the documentary, and they should have been in it. And if it was up to me, they would have been. And he goes on and on about specific people, and how sad he was, and heartbroken, that they weren't in the thing.

It's just like, wow, it's off to a bad start. And I have to, a real good start. At least we're not talking about 20 million. Yeah, right. No, this is not embarrassing, I'm talking about 20 million people, because that's, that's rough right there. All right, you know what's gonna happen next. I don't have to tell you. We're talking to a 75 year old baseball legend.

Reggie Jackson, one of the greatest players to ever play baseball five world series three with the A's, two with the Yankees. He's done very well for himself. But you know what, Howard's going to break up. Well, you talk about pain. There we go. I watched this thing and I understood your pain for the first time. Like, you know, I was a fan of yours and I, you know, obviously when you were Yankee and I, you know, and you're an amazing player and all, but and, you know, I guess in the media, they always painted you as the angry guy disgruntled all this horseshit, but then I realized when I saw the documentary real pain in your life and you know

Going back to and and it didn't dwell on it. Yeah, nobody dwells on it only you Howard Everyone else moves on yeah, and and actually it's probably pretty good idea to dwell on the things that you're happy about and they make you happy Those are good things to dwell on I would say say. Not Howard, we gotta talk about what happened when you were 12. So he goes right into Reggie's parents getting a divorce. Dude, this happened 68 years ago. What? I think you suffered the greatest pain as a child

that anyone can suffer. You suffered real trauma. We're talking about the at the point where your parents divorced and your mother went with three of the kids, went off with them and did not take you with her. She left you with your father and the two stepchildren. No, no, no. No, no. Do I have that wrong? No, no, the half brother and sister. Oh. So his parents got a divorce. Yeah. And some of the kids were with miles, some of the kids were with dad. And Reggie seems fine with that. And he explains that he's fine with that. They're probably used to the idea. Yes. Right. It's not that crazy. Going, not to interrupt, but going back to Reggie said

he's not a big interview guy. He only goes to people he trusts. Yeah, why would you trust this guy? I know, that's what I mean. It's so out of it. He must know Howard from the 90s. He must think it's 90s Howard. Maybe he thinks it's the 90s.

He might. It's very possible. So of course Howard's gonna try to dig into his childhood and try to figure out what Reggie needs to come to grips with and deal with Dude when you're in your 70s if you forgot everything bad that happened to you you're good. Yeah, everything's good You don't have to bring it up. There's no reason to bring it up. I Imagine that when I'm in my 70s, I'll be making shit up. Yeah, I won't even know what's happening Well, how are we even set of the introduction? He's like, he wants hit three home runs on three pitches

at a world series game. That's what I remember. That's the thing I think about. How are it? Now my parents gonna get divorced. Is that okay? And since we're talking about, I didn't think he was ever painted in a negative light in the media. Yeah, he was a little bad. He was a little bit of an angry guy, but he was beloved. I mean, I think he's fans love. That's all I remember. Yeah, of course then the candy bar Those two are so dear to me because once eighty four The other is a this is them talking about his half brother and half sister that they were saying he went with his dad And those two were his dad's kids, so he went with them

So Howard's going isn't that terrible? It's your mom took the other kids and you went with them. And Reggie's like, actually, those two are so dear to me because once 84, the other was 87 and they're still alive. And we talk once a week. But when your mother leaves you, that great. Yeah. Reggie goes actually, it's amazing. I still am touched with them. I love them. If dad, they're still alive. I was, hold on, we're not getting positive. Howard is like the lawyer of sadness. There's no way we're gonna get positive here At that age essentially And this is not disparaging your father, but it it become an orphan in a sense every boy needs his mother Every boy needs his mother and the question is you sit he's sit there and go, why would my mother

not take me with her? Why would she take the other three and not me? And I imagine, I don't know if you've ever done therapy or anything, but I would imagine you need to get to the bottom of that question. See, how, no, Howard, you need to get to the bottom of that question. And if you haven't gotten there yet, you're not going to get there. And leave everyone else alone. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave. Reggie's doing fine. He's not here promoting this new doc. He's excited about it.

Wow, I mean, he was bummed that the interview was friends, but you know what I mean? He said he watched it a couple times. Thought it was good. He's never gonna watch it again. And so then, Reggie goes on to say that his parents actually did an amazing job. And he has, he had a good relationship with both of his parents up until the time that

they passed away. And Howard said, disappointed! Yes, that's not what he wants to hear at all. My mother and my dad, I thought, did a tremendous job of splitting the kids and raising three children themselves. Certainly, the moms love and how it's displayed is much different than a dad. The dad is gonna own a hard side of life

and my mom is on the soft side of life and that's why we need both. However, I remember spending time with my mom. I remember when I signed my contract, I sent her money. Yeah, so he sounds like a sage, well-adjusted individual. Correct. Must be driving Howard Knots. Howard hates that.

He just keeps trying to find an angle and find a reason. That kiss fucking thing was unbelievable. I know. And this just tops it or at least adds to the narrative. It adds narrative. Yeah, exactly. Howard's only interviewing people who are super successful and at the end of their lives

and telling them they should be miserable about it? And they're like, I don't know why you're saying that. I'm doing really well at a great career. I'm in the hall of fame. People still love me. I still get free lunch when I hang out in Manhattan. What do you mean? Why should I be so depressed?

And I came on the show because I thought you were funny. Yeah, right, we're gonna have a good time today. But nope, it's not going to be a good time with Howard, because Howard now, because Roger's not giving everyone he wants, so Howard's gonna go, I remember talking to you years ago, and you were saying this, but there were years where you would not even use the word

mom. You said, you know, and call her mom, I didn't have a mom. And that's, I don't know, I felt that pain. I hear you. You know, and I understand it. And we all have ways of dealing with it, but it, it just leads to an inner anger and question. I remember the last time I was with you, it was a long time ago, but you know, I said, did you ever confront your mother? Did you ever say, why did you leave me? Why me? Why me? And you said, it's courageous as you've been in your career and you have been. That's the question you couldn't ask her, right? I couldn't. I wouldn't. Yeah, he goes, he goes, no, it's not that I couldn't ask her. So I didn't. I wouldn't ask her that question. Decisions had to be made and they were made.

It's fine. I did very well, Howard. I'm a really good baseball player. So it's all good. In the middle of that clip, you hear Reggie say something like, yeah, okay, like he's there for Howard. Right. He's consoling him.

Yeah. Right. And Reggie even tells a story about how the first time he played in Baltimore, it's where his mom was living and he got her and all of her co-workers, take us to the game and set them up in a nice spot and met up with her before the game. And it's like there was never an issue here that you're trying to create Howard. Yeah, he's fine with that. He's fine with how he was out, he was brought up and and of course now since that's not working Now we gotta go into the other angle

Because I think you particularly need a mother because the amount of racism and this is what's pointed out on the documentary It's just mind blowing. It's a good reminder of the difficulties not too long ago in our history How shitty things were for a young Reggie Jackson I was particularly moved. What about racism? Come on, you know, pretty terrible right? Right? Slavery? I used to get bored to the porn star is riding the Sibian or whatever. I know This is so terrible. Oh, I'd much rather have a hear a fake orgasm now. I'm the show that Howard is talking about.

Yeah, but your mom though, she didn't tell you, she loved you every day, right? I mean, there were some days she didn't. I don't know, whatever. It's like an intervention for someone that didn't do drugs. He even tells a story, Reggie does, about a time that, so he grew up in like a Jewish neighborhood

and he was the lone black kid. And one of his friends parents said something to him that was racist and he goes home and he tells his dad and his dad gives him a hug. And I'm like, all right, Howard, it sounds like this is a good story. Like even Reggie when he's like recounting, yeah, there was racism, it ends with like a,

but you know, we're there together. Yeah, right. It's overlining. Jesus Christ, that's not what he wants to hear. It's never already wants to hear. This is the ISO I pull from this episode. That pain is unbelievable. Holy fuck, he's not gonna run to Jackson.

That pain is unbelievable. How would you go on the I've had it podcasting? Bitch away. I've had it with people who don't still talk about the Holocaust. Why are we still dwelling on the Holocaust? I've had it with people who won't cry on my show. Fuck me. All right, I have one more clip from Howard Stern.

And it is Rajee telling a story about Yogi Barra and one of the Yogi Isms. That's always fun. That's my teaser because right now it's time for a very special announcement. We have a Chad Zumak special announcement coming up on the show right now in order to do this, I need to bring in my friend Cardiff.

Oh. Hey, Cardiff. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Stevie Lewis here. What's up, Stevie Lewis? Go, guys. Oh, hello. Stevie Lewis here. What's up, Stevie Lewis? Go on, guys. Hey, and not as you moderating.

Why don't you be quiet there, Father Electric? Yes, we have a priest potato here today. And the quad father, the quad father BYB is here as well. What's happening? Not much. Let's go boys. It is going well. So, Cardiff, I believe you're the one

who brought us all together here today. Yes. Do we not have one more? Uh-huh. Well, this is all I have right now. I mean, I do have this. Well, we have that. Yes, we have.

Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get my last guy to jump on real quick. Okay. All right, but do you want to set this up? What we're talking about today is the big Chad Zuma announcement coming on the show. We, the main parties involved in the Chad Zuma universe, we've all agreed on a two week armistice.

That's right. We will all be signing the Tampa papers today. The Tampa Accord, whatever you want to call it. This is the Tampa Accord that you have written up for us. Yes. No, that's his car. Good gasp. No, that's it. That would be a Tampa Civic. Yeah. A 1998 Tampa Civic to be exact. But yes, I feel I feel it would be best for the Chad universe, the Chadverse. If we maybe suck the little, I think Chad lives off the people talking about him. Yes.

So perhaps if we suck a little bit or all of the oxygen out of the Chad. Wait, wait, wait. No one told me we were sucking on anything today. Yeah, just suck it. Just suck it. No, back. No back. Is this going to happen in a sauna? The lighter broken stevey. Yes. So we will be sucking the oxygen out of the chat verse.

And we are hoping that over the next two weeks, he will simply punch himself out. Yes. Nobody talking about him. Yeah. This is the worst thing that you could do to Chan Zubak is just ignore him. So did you see the tweet that he deleted today, Cardiff? No, I did not. I blocked. All right.

I don't know if you've heard. I saw it. I have to. I saw it, Carl, and I don't even have the balls to even talk about it in front of you because it's that fucking stupid. Well, it's so stupid. So he tweeted out, there's a photo of me with the who are these podcast low-go and it says is Carl a pedophile?

And he wrote on there. I've asked that question many times. He wrote on there. Got some interesting stuff sent to me that I'll be going over on the Patreon on Sunday. Has anyone heard about this? Is there any truth to it? I mean, he certainly looks like one. And they deleted it. Yeah. That's what he's drunk. He's drunk tweeting again. Yeah. Because he always erases everything he does when he's drunk. But I mean, that's an act of desperation

to be like, well, you're a pedophile. Okay. Here we go. Not even a sucker punch. It's not. Yeah, it's not great. Sucker slap. But he needs attention really bad. He wanted me to respond to it. He wanted me to see it. I did. I did, it's not great. Sucker slap. But he needs attention really bad. He wanted me to respond to it. He wanted me to see it. I did. I did see it. I retweeted it for you. Don't worry.

It's, it seems like in this battle with Chad, he will continue to double down no matter what. So I think that, you know, this priest over here decided to call all the, the gangs in town together to have a little pow wow and agree yeah exactly show enough all the bosses are here. We're here together and I think we can all take two weeks off like this card if guy is saying I think maybe we can leave him alone for two weeks to see what happens. And now I would encourage any other podcasts or shows that want to assign the agreement. I would be more than willing to add them to it like misery loves company, or

possibly even sit down zoom. I might want to be a part of this. It's open to everybody. This is a. Hey, Aaron Imholt joint show. What's up, Aaron? Here I thought Stevie Lew left me hanging. It turns out I missed the message. My fault, buddy. No worries, man. Thanks for joining us. We just started talking about the Tampa Accord and the court. I'm glad we're going with a cord. Yes, but it is an armistice. We have to agree that it's an armistice. We were going to go with Tampa papers, but then I rolled a joint in the Tampa papers and I smoked it so I'll stay loose here everybody

All right, so the idea is two whole weeks. That's 14 days Karina for my math is correct I know I know one week is seven. Yeah, all right if you add three, that's 10 anyway the point is 18 19 April 19th. April 19th. Keep Chad's name. Oh, your mouth. April the 19th at 6 p.m. Eastern time. It's not going to be easy, guys. It's not going to be easy. There's a couple more. This is kind of a vacation in a way.

Like, Carl, I know it sounds hard now, but you're going to feel so good at the end of these two weeks. You're going to go, you know what? I don't know. I don't know if I want to go back. Honestly, Aaron, when Cardiff sent me this idea, I was ready for it anyway. Yeah. I could definitely use a break from Chad. Like, people were sending me his livestream from last night where he went back to the bar that he supposedly got punched at and he was showing the food truck. Like, he always shows evidence. That's not evidence at all. See he was showing the food truck. Like he always shows evidence that's not evidence at all. Yeah.

See, there is a food truck. Like, well, yeah, there is a food truck three weeks later. No shit. Anyway, it was so the oil can still there. Right. Oh, no, he pointed out where the oil can was though. Well, you, oh, well, if you're the restaurant, do you want to hang on to the hot, that hot piece of evidence?

You don't want to replicate your stuff. Right. Listen, in two weeks, in two weeks, you can revisit this if you choose to. I'm open on extension. Yeah. Oh, really quick, too. I also wanted to say I am representing the ski mass collective as well as sad Chad in my attendance here.

And I'm also, this is very dangerous, but Ray, the blood shark, DeVito, also sent me as a, you know, associate of his and he's also agreeing to this contract. He was on the inflatable. Ray DeVito is part of this. He's at the gym right now. He told me you're conceitably airy for multiple families. Is that what I'm going to do? No, no, no, I'm more of an enforcer.

Fucking Tessio over here with us. Correct. It's all families together. That's correct. The document is available for viewing on my Patreon. I would invite you all to post it as well in your various locations, put in the window of your house so that everybody knows what's happening here. Chad frees out.

Has the answer. We don't even science. We hate Chad too much, but we don't talk about him. Just like outbreak. If you've mentioned Chad Zumaq today, hang a white cloth outside the window. I believe two weeks from now,

the sun will be shining on all of us, and Chad will still be crying. Yes, I think that's probably true. I love this experiment. I've been wanting to do something like this because Chad feeds on negative energy. It's the only thing he has in his life because there's no jokes. So he's going to lose weight. Oh, you and I kind of batted something like this around just before the fake punch oil can incident. It was horrible timing to talk

about it because once that happened, you're like, you can't, you can't not talk about this. Wow. I think, Carter, my response to you was, yeah, I'll do this for two weeks. Unless I've a crazy happens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We have to put the definitions of crazy in the arms. If you gets arrested with a trans best-eyed hooker trans sexual hooker that would qualify hospital that hospitalization Potatoes can't just trans best-eyed Apologize is he opening with Jim Norton anytime soon Yes, an opener

You think? Yeah. All right. We're an opener. Tato will be fine. He's got his new buddy, Opie, to keep him company. Yes. Who did Friday? Are you back on Friday on the Opie radio?

Yes, Thursdays with Cardiff will be back on Friday. Makes nothing but sad. Yes. All right, gentlemen, this is it. These are all the big shows. These are all the heavy hitters in the Chadverse. All right, we're all in agreement. Everyone has had this reviewed by their lawyer.

You know what I haven't. Let me ask you some questions about it. I have some questions. All right, there's a couple of different sub-riders. There's Mox Zoomock. There's two Mox Zoomock. I think there's a couple other ones. Can we still post in there?

Can we still look in there? No? Only with your soccer counts. Okay. Oh, soccer counts only. All right, we'll be starting to do podcasts. That is counts. Okay. Okay. That's not the count. All right. Well, I'll be starting to do podcasts. I don't know how we're supposed to talk about MLC without bringing up Chad. That's going to be an interesting thought.

Well, he's already been kicked off today. So maybe he just won't come back. That was that true. I haven't been watching. What's going on over there? Yeah, I have to notice. They have Cory on. So they yeah, they replaced them with someone better Smirer

Pretty good idea All right gentlemen, I'm already leftovers. Are we gonna build this off? Does everyone feel like happening about this? Well, I think if folks want to take a look at sad Chad every Thursday on the ski mass collective YouTube channel, you can at least see if we do or not, because we will have a show tomorrow, and now we're in this Chad-free zone. We'll have to abide by the rules put together

by this kid touching potato. And this armistice does not apply to any of your back catalog of episodes. So there's no need to take any of those down. Those can remain up. Thank you for the clarification. Yes. Now, when we announce this to individual audiences,

do we not say the name while announcing it? How cute do we have to get with this, Mr. Potato? I think you could just reference to the Tampa Accord. Yes, just the Tampa folks have been signed. Yeah, yeah. And if folks want to go see it, they can go to who are. Yes, just the name of the folks. The papers have been signed. Yeah, yeah. And if folks want to go see it, they can go to who are these podcasts episode where we discussed it. Yeah, I'll post this up. I'll post this section up so people can see that.

Like, we're actually giving Chad more attention. Yeah. This is backfire like a motherfucker. He's going to do fucking 17 episodes on just the segment. Who shall not be named? Who is this? This is Mystery Man. Damn it. This really is our Munich agreement, doesn't it? Yeah, it's going to backfire. that just the segment who show up be named who is this mystery man. It's really is our Munich agreement.

Doesn't it? Yeah, it's going to backfire. We're creating a monster out of this. And oh, wow. So this is a verbal agreement or do we all have to sign in blood? Oh, no, you must sign. You must sign and get copies back to me by 6 p.m. Eastern time. And I will have the notary stamp.

Yeah, 19 minutes. six p.m. Eastern time, and I will have the notary stamp. Yeah, 19 minutes there. You'll talk your sign, Carl, come on. 2023, but I still need a notary. All right. All right. Sounds good. I think you want to read from the agreement that we should know about or is funny.

Or it's like chat, chat GPT, chat GPT wrote it for him. Oh, okay. I'm sure it's not humorous. It's probably legal though, the spelling of the shit. It is binding. Yes. Okay. All right, very good. Aaron, anything else you want to add, buddy?

I wouldn't touch you in a little while. Like I said, I think this is going to be great. I think it's going to be wonderful. Chad, kind of like this whole thing was supposed to be an experiment to see if everything Chad related would drop and then he did it with his own Patreon. So in a way, Chad got out ahead of us. That's true, yeah. Chad's not being popular before we could stop making Chad

popular. Exactly. That's all of it. 159. OK, well, that's three more than the last time I saw. I know, I've been watching. than the last time I saw. I know it's I've been I'm on I've been watching I watch after 6 p.m. My theory on that is a lot of people don't they forget to unsubscribe right away. And then once that second week a month of not wanting to be on someone's

Patreon charge comes through that's usually the one that wakes you up and gets you on. Yeah, Stevie, you're not making it too weak. I can already tell. I'm worried about him already. It's true. Yeah, and he makes weeks, months, days, and times. Crazy, right? To be fair, that people forgetting to cancel their patrons is the only reason that Carl is still in business. Oh, right.

It's enough on you potato guy. This week, if you will, we'll definitely be signing up for Chad though to find out, am I a pedophile? He's going to blow this wide open. What's he doing? What's he doing? I'll put in my evidence a day before. I believe he, I hate to say that I know this.

I believe that'll be the subject of Kumi's Cux this weekend. I believe so. So Friday, Carl's a pedophile starring Cardiff Electro. All right, guys, I love it. I love that we're all doing this together. Let's be strong for each other. All right, guys, you can do this to we do this. Hang tough. You're going to feel good. Thank you, Carl. Thank you, Chris. Thank you, Cardiff. Stevie Lou, you're already stuck a plug plug in but anything else you want to promote my friend? You know what? I already snuck in my plug in but I'm gonna throw my plug to Derek because they have a great podcast

I want him to tell you about. Alright Derek. Yeah, come check out the BWIB boys that's tonight at eight Eastern on YouTube and we do robo-two so also we Monday Wednesday Friday, pretty much every Monday Wednesday Friday, eight Eastern. So come check it out. Very good. And of course, Aaron, you're with SteelToe. You guys do a show while 25 hours a day. Yeah.

That's a week. That's fine. Look, Carl, whenever any good Carl pedophile news breaks, we have to cover to. Yeah, I've got to be out there for that. I understand. Right. Every time you visit a Chuck E. Cheese, we need to make sure that I like the pizza topics. I've told you that the guitar, it's kind of fun. I guess pizza doesn't have a basement. Oh, nice. But still, Tom toe morning show Monday through Friday and then you guys do an evening show. People can check out. Yeah, seven to nine central.

I keep saying sent you. And everyone the dentist. Yeah, which, which shows are the, is the pretty lady on. That's all we care about. Yeah, those are mostly the evenings then Thursday Friday morning. But yeah, I am a trooper. I got three CD inked out of my head yesterday and here I am. Congratulations.

You shove them in Carl's mouth. Oh, I think I'm good. Holy shit. I think I'm good there. Potato. Cheese. It's right. All right.

All right guys, thanks for happening. Why does he keep having me all Wow We did it, Cardiff we did it. We pulled it up made history for it Cardiff you like Yogi Berra isms Hey boo boo Not I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You would think that Tom Myers wrote this. Oh no. The way that he tells it. It takes him forever to get to this. One other one I gotta say is we're standing on the foul line in an old times day. All the greats come out and I was introduced after Yogi because it was Joe D. Nicky, Whitey, Yogi, and then me.

Jackie! And we're standing on the foul line, and every year they would run just a scroll during the national anthem when there were a plan to stand there. Of the persons, the players that had passed on, the people we had lost. And you'd see people 50 years old, you know, young and you'd go like, wow, I didn't know that guy passed away, so young. And so Yogi's standing next to me and he's putting his elbow in my ribs. And I say, Yogi, the camera's probably honest. You know, they answer, I'm the answer. And he keeps going and I said, well, what do you want?

And so Yogi, these are the people that have died. So Yogi says, boy, you know, I hope I don't ever see my name up, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Was that Howard Lavin? Yes. It wasn't a bad yogi line. It's just why do they include all of those details in there?

It didn't make any sense. Remind me very much of Tom Myers, which is a perfect segue for, you know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I do.

It's the world. Woo! Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. An episode dropped at the end of March, and Tom Myers is talking about all the topical things that are going on, including daylight savings time. Whoa. Yeah, he's got a joke for that right out of the gate.

Hello, welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. It's the first show since Daylight Savings Time began for the year 2023. For some reason, this year, everybody was complaining about losing an hour. But given my drinking history, I've had it worse. I'm glad this particular Saturday night, I only lost one hour. What the fuck was that? That was the worst joke I've ever heard. You know, like sometimes you drink a lot and time, you know, goes by. Yeah. Yeah, I do know that.

Okay. He does the joke. Forget it. All right. Because listen, we all know that Tom, his political humor is where it's at. He's good with politics. So let's get into the political humor and go. Former Donald Trump advisor, Kellyanne Conway and her husband are getting divorced after

22 years of marriage. It is going to be rough for her considering now she has to find a man willing to be with her without having to suppress a gag reflex. What does that mean? to be with her without having to suppress a gag reflex. What does that mean? You know, our local cows are so angry at her choking on my own rage here. Fucking I'm used to patty puke water. Sure.

Very happy, Patty. And the other guys, you develop a tolerance, but I always think the Tom is gonna tell a joke one of these days. And it just never does, and I fall for it every time. Yeah, because it's a setup, like there's gonna be a punchline. Oh, here's the setup.

Oh, there's so many words of love. Damn it. Nothing. I know, I know this is a monumental day, and we've made a lot of big announcements today, but I'm making another one right here. Okay. I will never make Tom Myers entertaining.

Okay. There's no chance. Yeah, you can't do that. You can save Opie. It's pretty impressive feet right there, but not Tom or Myers. Oh, nice, hot or fuckable. All right, so here is a Lauren Bober joke.

Now, remember, Lauren Bober, it's a Republican. So he doesn't like her. Oh. Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Bober announced that she would be a grandmother. She's only 36, but she already acts like and talks as racist and closed-minded as someone's grandmother, who is one more fast and furious sequel away from willing themselves to die. She's already at the point where she'll be able to put $1 in her grandkids birthday cards, but only if they take a shot at someone

going into a woman's health clinic. Wow. Yeah. Nothing from the panel. Yeah, the panel's just like, are we talking about murdering a Borscht Doctors? Cause that's pretty dark there. Tom, what the fuck does that have to do? I'm just trying to have fun fun. Oh shit. Go on Howard

I Would love for Howard to psychoanalyze top buyers. Oh, yeah, that would be fascinating Listen to a lot of pain here. All right, maybe politics isn't this thing this week. Maybe he's off on politics Let's talk about Kenny logins. Kenny log is gonna be tour going. Yeah, let's see. He's probably got a good joke for that. I would imagine. I hope so. Kenny logins is on his final tour,

which is called, this is it. That's not the best title for a man whose fan base is old enough where this is it means it's the last thing you do before the stroke that kills you. Talk about low hanging fruit. Yeah, we get it. Yeah, Tom. It's kind of the point. or the stroke that kills you. Talk about low hanging fruit.

Yeah, we get it. Yeah, Tom. It's kind of the point. I don't know why he would call it that. These people are overly old. Yeah, that's exactly what he called it that. Right. No shit. Okay.

All right, well, that one didn't work out. So that didn't work out. But Tom is now gonna tackle Buzz Aldrin. Remaring. Oh, this is going to be good. So listen to the setup because the setup sets up nothing. Does he use one small step in here at all? No, he does not. Okay. Buzz Aldrin got married again. He's 93 and his new wife is 63. What was his pickup line? Honey, you're like the moon tonight. We're going to see a man in you. So why did he say that he's 30 years older that are and then the joke that nothing to do with that. Mr. Mr. Action, I guess. Yeah.

He said in you. In yeah. Yeah. You never man in the moon. Yeah, there's a man out of the mood. Yeah. And that would have worked too. There's gonna be a man on you would have worked. Would have worked. Yeah. Actually a lot better.

Correct. Could have been a green cheese joke. Who knows? You don't care if one thing I've learned is to not try to fix top jokes. I can't help it. Can be here all day. Try to do that.

All right, so that didn't make sense because he said 93 and 63 and then the moon joke, but that's okay. He's got another buzz Aldrin joke. Maybe this one will make sense. Buzz Aldrin is 93, so I would love to have seen those wedding vows. Do you take this man to be your lawfully

wedded husband? He'll death to you part. Next Thursday? Sure. And now all with the show. Because you might die soon, Cardiff, because he's 93 years old. Yeah, 93 is old. Pretty good. You're playing pretty good. Hmm, not no. No. Next Thursday. That's why you put slide for everything. Next Thursday. Am I right?

Get out of here with that. Now, I pointed out last time we played Tom Myers versus the rest of the world, Jeff Heisen wasn't on. And everyone was like, where's Jeff? Why is Jeff here? The other character's like, I wish Jeff was here. What do a Jeff is doing?

Is he thinking about us? What are you thinking about him? So we find out what happened to Jeff Heisen. Now, remember, this is the end of March we're're talking about this is his first time back on the show Hey, Tom Jeff. Welcome back. We've we've missed you here. Thank you. I had I had COVID COVID so I was on the sidelines for two weeks I thought COVID was over and I was very careful Except I slipped up.

I went to a super bowl party and five of the 11 people got it. Well, I'm certainly glad to hear you're doing much better slowly. So everybody just be careful. It's it's not over yet. Okay. So I was a little bit confused by this because I happen to know that Jeff Heisen is a very liberal guy as is, of course, Tom Myers. So I would imagine they'd be protected with a vaccine.

Can I talk about this right now? Sure. COVID vaccines. It turns out that they are protected. Now, he said he was down for two weeks with that, which doesn't make any sense to me, because that's not how the science works when you get the vaccine and the boosters. I've had five shots. Jeff was yours, bad.

I've had five and I don't think it wasn't terrible. It just wasn't a fun. And plus we were on vacation when it happened. So we were in Florida, which not the best political place to go, but the weather is beautiful. It's the weather is like the population, 80s and sunny. What does that mean? The weather is like the population, 80s and sunny. I get 80s.

Tom's rubbing off. I'm a personality. What the fuck? A sunny disposition, you think? I get 80s Tom's rubbing off What the fuck a Sunday disposition you think is that what he means there? I thought they hated Florida. It's only half till Thursday, so I don't know why they're so happy Tom is very happy at this episode Because you can tell my that laugh So that's too bad. I mean five shots and he still got COVID and was down for a while. I'm sorry to hear that.

And there is, I know you guys are wondering like, do they talk about Trump? I hope they talk about Trump. I'm going to talk about Trump over there. All right. My last clip is, yes, you got it. The Trump joke coming in. It's a relief that we're relying on state jurisdictions to make a decision about Donald Trump's arrest and indictment. I wouldn't want to wait

on a decision on federal crimes from the Justice Department. You see, I heard that if Attorney General Merrick Garland pulls his head out of his ass and sees a shadow, then we have six more weeks of Donald Trump wanting around free from any accountability. Holy shit. So that was a, a groundhog's day joke, which perfect timing end of March. And I like how wordy it was. I liked how the punchline hit before we stopped talking. Everything about that was so Tom Myers asked us perfect.

Everything's a filibuster with this guy. Guys learn nothing. He's learned nothing. He's learned nothing at all about how to do this. So that's what I have for our Tom Myers content this week. I have another announcement to make. I know this shows full of announcements. Impact. Jam packed.

Shorty P has an extra ticket to Philadelphia. April 22nd he's got a four seat. So we got to figure out a way to either give this away or does he want to sell it or give it away? Oh, shit, I probably should have checked that. Let's give it away. Are you including a flight from the total? I probably should have researched this.

No, there's no flight included. There's no lodging. It's just the ticket itself. I guess originally he bought a ticket and then his wife wanted to go, so we had about two tickets. And he couldn't get two tickets next to each other, so I always got this floor ticket

that he wants to give away. So let me know guys, how do we do a giveaway for this extra ticket? Because this has been sold out for a month now. People really want to get to the show and Philly at World Cafe Live. Well, I just launched a great new contest on the Who's Right podcast.

Maybe you want to steal their idea. Let's hear it. So we are playing a draw the boys' cocks for an Xbox. So you have to draw your best impression of naked Carl. That's funny. Whoever draws the most accurate portrayal wins. So I guess the judges me, I would hope by that one. Jenny Jenny.

Okay. Yeah. We'll be the judge. Oh boy. That sounds awful. Who's right podcast.com? All right. Hannah was going to get home around six or so.

So we'll see if she makes it or not. More importantly though, is this. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unalien. Are you ready to play? To catch. Unalien. Because if you go online and we're in Florida and we meet underage girl in Georgia. Okay now we drive

from Florida a resident season Georgia I mean Florida we drive to Georgia to meet this girl. Now it's federal we cross state lines just meeting them 15 years. Period. It doesn't study this. But if it goes by state then it's up to it's per state right. The feds don't fuck around with that though. Yeah. That internet, uh, you know, sex with minors, they do not fuck around. 15, 20, 25 left and right like candy.

Mm-hmm. And this poor guy's just like sure, yeah, it's candy, you say. Yeah, those fans, they do want to enforce those laws. Yeah, that's true Affle of them you don't even have them you don't even know like half of them that I had read through It was like real close, you know, I'd have you read through We're not talking this not stuff. All right, we're talking you know 16 When I talk and this not stuff, we're talking you know 16 Mom has the daughter all dolled up to make money, you know, where really the mom probably should have got hit too

Some of them that I read yeah, you know what I mean so He's got like snout underneath his nose Sweaty upper lip is that a sweat? Okay, yeah, I heard to an extent and I don't condone any of this But you know know, if you don't know, and you go meet some woman with her daughter, and the daughter looks 20, first off, you shouldn't be getting a huger anyway, I guess that's where I started. But if you do, it's a story. It happened too. You know, and they look 18, 20, 21, you know.

It gets crazy every week, man. What did Tommy say next here are your choices number one I don't agree with it but I understand be just take care of yourself You know, next. You shouldn't be doing it to begin with. For I mean, it can't be all his fault. Lastly, it's not Michael Jackson, but how can we stop it to catch unalien? You know, all right.

Carl, I'm gonna go first. You've got to bring it this week, it's just you and me. We gotta do this, I got it. I know what it is, I'll tell you why afterwards, but I'm gonna call my shot, it's B. Just take care of yourself. What do you think producer Chris? Fuck.

The pressure's on. I'm gonna fucked up, I need you to help. Pick me up, let's go. I think he would bring up Michael Jackson, I'm gonna go with five. Okay, you mean me? Lastly. Okay, lastly, Michael Jackson.

Sorry. All right, here we go, let's fight out. If you don't know, and you go meet some woman with her daughter and the daughter looks 20. First off, you shouldn't be getting hug her anyway. I guess that's where I start. But if you do, more hope the story happens too. You know, and they look 18, 20, 21, you know, it shouldn't be done to be a little more time a little kids. Yeah, I'm not saying that was it three. You know, you shouldn't be doing it to be a camera. Little or time a little kids.

Yeah, I'm not saying that that was it three fuck you shouldn't be doing to be good with that's a fun fucking punchline for this card if Yeah, damn it, but I won yes you dad You already said that once yeah, that's why I think you plane sight. Yeah Yeah, that's why I wrote it in plain sight. Yeah. And there's not that, too. But my point was, even if they're 15 and they look 30, in the Fed, you're getting minimum 15. And that's 15 look 30.

What planet is this? Oh, wait, nevermind. Ha ha ha ha ha. Fucking weird. Earthears are so fucking bizarre to me. I don't even understand. Earth's girls are easy. But it's a good lawyer. Yeah. A good lawyer. Earth years are so fucking bizarre to me. I don't understand earth girls are easy

With a good lawyer. Yeah a good lawyer. Well before you go do that you better ask her an idea How old are you you know, just you know, and I've had coach with a strip club. I've made people actually say whoa, you know That's all for this time Come back next time to see if you are the legal age to catch an alien. Brought to you by subreddit surfing one day's at 8 p.m. dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry.

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Howard Stern had read you Jackson on, the Tampa Accord has happened. No chance, you mocked, talk for two weeks. Tom, I mean, he was gonna not be named. He without lip. Oh, it's past six, yes. I'll be careful. The man without the lip will not be named.

Tom Myers is still writing hilarious jokes on a weekly basis we were not able to catch an alien So you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we tease the episode will be doing next Episode 400 right is coming up. That's our next episode. We're gonna have Trucker Andy here Eric Zane is gonna be here. It is going to be a blowout You have quite the experience here Lucy tightbox will be in the studio box in studio Wow quite the experience here. Lucy tight box will be in the studio. Lucy tight box in studio. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Wow, wow, we, so that's gonna be a lot of fun.

I know I'll be tuning in for that. For sure, people can check out Cardiff on summer at Surfing Mondays at eight with Vinnie Paulino. Also the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. And of course, he's the co-host of OP radio now. Yes, Friday. You can watch, you can tune in, watch Thursdays with Cardiff on Friday. But I do need to plug my own YouTube.

I did a deep dive investigation into the air floor to call from Howard Stern this morning. So that's up today. What was the air floor to call? You don't remember the notorious air floor to call when that flight crashed to the bridge? Yes. Yes, so I did a deep dive into that. I pulled all the evidence together and I put that to bed.

So watch it. Excellent. I write, Carradiff. Well, congratulations on being the OP-Galos. That mean the other restables will be with you for that or is it just you and OP? No, I'm not. I'm trying. I'm working on it. Trying to get rid of those cocks. Right? You don't need them.

No. So please join us next time. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, the show is closed by now. Hmm.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Hey, hot! Why don't you take it, sonny? It's fucking breakmen, it's a real fucking breakmen. Who gets a shit, who gets a fuck? Right man. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?

You're not Karrismat! STOCK FART! Ha ha! Fuck you! I just sucked off so many dudes! Your podcast speaks! That's the Joel. It's going great.

Trying to be fired. You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. Alright, Cardiff. Hannah has not been able to join us yet.

So I ask you if you have any new reviews to read for WATP. I do. I do. I do. I do. And I have a new game. Oh yeah? Part of the reviews. All right. The game is, guess who wrote this review? Oh boy. Okay. Darts fun. Crash is hard. Listen to the first 20 or so episodes and enjoy it, enough to subscribe. Immediately change my mind. After listening to some of their moreale episodes, and enjoyed it, enough to subscribe. Immediately changed my mind after listening to some of their more current episodes, the goofing on a podcast segment is overshadowed by an hour plus of drama related to some nobody named Blank. It was all right for one episode, but after listening to three more current episodes, it's clear Carl, with a C,

isn't interested in the original show's premise, and instead playing clips from two to three other shows, desperately finding all the blank content he can, maybe this is what generates views. Who knows? But it's definitely not entertaining. If I wanted to hear aging men discuss gossip and drama, I don't need to

subscribe to a podcast for it. I feel like that sounds like a Z-man around it, possibly. Yeah, you know that for a fact? Uh, guessing. Docky88. I don't know. I don't know. That could be a one of his- Is that a one-star review his is that a one-star review that is a one-star. Yeah, it's funny. I wasn't the first 20 episodes thought this is great, did you? That was the lie right there That was the towel. I'm like, well, I don't know if that's true. All right Anything else, Gareth?

Yes, it's taken obviously coke-doubt host lobotomized producer, and a revolving crew of nobody co-hosts like Eric Nagel in parentheses, drying paint is bored by this clawed. And what you got, the pile of sun-dried dog feces known as who are these podcasts? The only good thing about this waste of SD cards is the guy with the beard from TST and the new blonde, oh wait, I think we read this one already. And the new blonde review girl, I deaf hit hit it after a few beers. Oh yeah. That's right. Yeah, that's right. No, no, that's it. All right. We got some voice mail to play. Let's see what's going on with our lovely listeners who contribute to the show

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Guarde. All right. Hey, so all he says he doesn't know what Carl sounds like. He saw one picture of him. He had his glasses. He might live near Rochester. And he had a thing to me that we can't do any and, tell your friend Carl, he stopped talking about OP. The Trump is not right. Don't call me that.

That's a great observation. This is going back years that we, brother, we is called Vinnie inside. Who's this Carl guy? He's got to stop talking about OP. So good points, sir. Did you say, bra? Bra. Stop talking about an Hopi bra.

He said mother Hucka. That's what Hopi said. I'm impressed with your street. Yeah. Alright. Alright, let's hear it all. Let's see what else is going on. Take our own Nate from band practice.

When you hear a funny and brilliant weird alien convict song parody, do you? Cut it off after the first chorus and be like, Oh right, I did it, I did the joke. Or do you listen to the end? You know, I don't think you're doing right by these aspiring songwriters. I don't really do music,

but I don't think you're doing right by these guys, you know. My two cents. It's a podcast that Weird All's new new album I'm not gonna play a three to half minute long song during a podcast get get into the joke and get out that's how this works. Hey Carl Gehrin San Diego well we're here celebrating the Aztecs win we had a big watch party here at my house and it was not looking very good until the very very ad where San Diego State won on a buzzer beater. I couldn't believe it.

Judy and my neighbor Sandy started dancing in the street. Anyway, the whole block is dancing and cheering it up. Congratulations, San Diego State. Look forward to Monday. It'll be a tough day no matter what though. Anyway, that's it. It's in San Diego. All right, well, I'm glad you guys enjoyed that win

because after that, that's so much. Wonder if Judy and San Diego were lezzled. Oh, I bet they do. They're busties. You can tell, they have some of the street together after a basketball win. It's very exciting. Did we talk about the big news this week with Sittering John?

Oh, I said it's about it on the Drew and Mike show. Oh, God, that's another thing too. I did the Drew and Mike show yesterday and Drew loves Mean Girl, that podcast we reviewed. So I was like, I'll see what they're up to. That blog post that another person at Barstool wrote saying that their dumb idiots ruined them. It wrecked their world.

They get on their show and they're like, I've been crying all, both girls, I've been crying all week. The one girl's like, I couldn't read the blog, I read the first paragraph and I was sobbing uncontrollably and I'll never read it. I can't read it. It was because they were found out. Yeah, because the one was just like, you know, dinosaurs are real idiots. They're like, I don't know. I don't know. It's real. It should be crying. It's fucking hysterical. So we, I put up as a mini bonus on our Patreon, a super cast, or check out the Drew and Mike show from Tuesday of this week.

It's fascinating what happened with this. It's really blown away, holy shit. Because at first they come out and they're just like, all right, this has been a really rough week for us. They're like, oh, do they find, who are these podcasts? Oh, no, that's, there's a blog post. Oh, yeah, it's a fucking blog,

because they lost their minds over. No, yeah, it's like a blog, but they lost their minds over it. No, yeah, pretty good stuff. Yeah, Carl. I just got done listening to Cardiff on your show, I guess it would be too absurd to go now with the OP broadcast. You're like having a hard time believing that like Your fans would harass OP the like didn't you collaborate with the dudes who ate his girlfriend? I bet there's a couple W-8 ATP fans out there who like, fuck with Opie in a way that's like not cool. They shouldn't do it, but like, it probably happened. All right, cheers. All right. Now I thought he was implying that podcast hitman eight opi's girlfriend.

Yeah, it sounded that way. Now we don't know all the facts about podcast hitman. We don't know the eighties girl friend. That has to come out. We don't know. She was missing some flush. We don't know what he was doing with it. Could have been selling it.

Correct. Could have been drying it outside. Smoking it. Close line. We don't know. Close line. But that is a good point, sir. And I can't speak for everyone to listen to this show.

I don't know what everyone's doing. Some people might be listening to my show and going, oh really? Those side mirrors are worth money. I had no idea. I don't know. It's possible. So. Carl, you know I love you. years are worth money I had no idea I don't know it's possible so

carl you know I love you club footed bucktooth piece of shit but I gotta say your criticism on that music I live last large near whatever didn't I gotta be real with you you like rock music you like metal you don't really probably know much about indie rock And I would say that's not bad in D Rock. It's not great. It's like horror, but it's it's competent. I personally don't think it's that bad. And also I tried to sing those notes. I can't sing those notes. I got to stop smoking. notes, I can't see those notes. I gotta stop smoking. Wow. All right. Somebody thought you won a one competent music in the morning. Yeah, I thought that music was good. All right, you say so. I mean, I've listened to Civiti rocket by day, sir, but I get. Hey, Carl, it's Christian Blasph of the world's famous black black cast i realize that i could text with you but the fact that i'm leaving a voicemail

is probably indicative of my confidence level this particular contribution in fact now that i know that you tell us don't be corny on the voicemail line well i feel like i have uh... probably already violated that rule anyway this dude is for the court so do you Vinnie were talking about what kind of pink men of equivalent patty see cups aka patty brook and skulls could be because Malcolm didn't quite fit which I agree right so naturally. Now as I said on the creep off, Chad should be

welcome in the middle because he is a middle. Oh I mean the man who's still not be named Voldemort She's not bad at this I can reset the clock if you want I'll explain to you. Yeah, let's all right, so okay six thirty six thirty He's your time and April thank you. Oh Jesus So naturally I went with two antiquated TV references probably neither of which are the right set But I think he brings a real nosy neighbor sitcom vibe to everything he does.

So he's either a real gladdest crab-ups, the next door neighbor on Bewitched, or maybe a real ock-monic. Mrs. Ock-monic was an extra neighbor on health. I was trying to figure out if there was an alien living there. But now that I'm saying both of those out loud, maybe it's just a megged from family guy because he sucks and everyone hates them. Yeah. Because that patty see cups, he's a real megged. Fuck you. Call me back. Yeah, he really megged that episode off, did they? Hey, Chris, thank you for your contribution, sir. I appreciate that. See what else is going on? Holy fucking shit, Carl.

That last episode was a fucking disaster. What? Alright, this is in session. Repeat after me. In, Ter, S, Ting,

In, Ter, S, Ting. Interesting, you fucking mongoloid. Exactly, interesting. I don't remember that coming up. That was an interesting phone call. Thank you, sir.

Good work. Thank you for your call. I gotta grab that drop from trade-off. Thank you for your call. One of these days. Hey Carl, it's a flamboyantly gay listener. I was just chatting with the other girls talking about who have to taste these cock paining our nails and that's a fool

Thought we had a gay listener for a second there. It was not all right Hey, Carl, I'm sure you've already tried. But Chad talking about doing like the radio in Ohio and apparently was successful in up where dealership were giving him cars every month and all that. There's got to be clips in doing commercials and all that. I mean, has any success ever finding any clips in the radio or anything? I mean, that would be absolutely gold. Go fuck yourselves.

Yeah, if you can do your own data sounded if you've looked, you know, if it's out there, if it's not, whatever. Yeah, thanks buddy. Give it a good work. And shout out to producer Chris, you hand some son of a gun. Thank you. Up to epic one-liners for your guys. All right. Well, sir, we will not be looking into that for two weeks time. Cardiff is keeping me to it. Holy shit. It's like I'm letting it out. The fuck was going to record the island cocks or anyway. I do like the idea of him being on like a TV commercial now. Yeah. Time out whatever. Kyrie drove into a tree the next week

That'd be funny to find All right one more voice ma'am getting a lot of questions on this This is W ATP Obama. I am returning to announce today I have instructed the full force of the United States government This is W-A-T-P-O-Bama. I am returning to announce today. I have instructed the full force of the United States government to drop what it's doing and find crows people across the Stutters and this great nation from Gary, Indiana to Canoga Park.

With Michigan for San Diego and from the compound to the Walmart on Down Maybe we miss and we love Croge and we deserve to know his whereabouts and we do not have Croge we do not have a complete WATP Obama out, Sasha Amalia. All right, Mr. Obama that is your real name sir. I'll tell you where he is he's at B. In practice. All right, Mr. Obama, that is your real name, sir. I'll tell you where he is. He's at B in practice.

Oh, the rest of the ice toast every Tuesday. Kroge has gone the way of Kevin. He's decided to take himself off the show. Now what that means is, someday he'll be back on the show, totally ill-prepared, having not less than any of the material. Sleepy. Showing up late. So we can all look forward to that because we all know how try out, but it's been with Kevin coming back to the show.

So hopefully someday we back again in his triumphant, crows way of laughing at, petty broken skull. What's it given the memo? Yes. Doesn't like patty seecups. Okay. Well, that's a little dull, that's the deal now. I can't wait till the show is mine and then you come back once in a while awkwardly Yes, I'm looking forward to that too. The others work at my part should be nice

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