Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep40 - Cat Lady Podcast

Episode Date: December 3, 2016

We're back and this week we listened to the Cat Lady Podcast which is a very accurate title as it's just girls talking about cats.  Karl tells us about his cat and Kevin schools the listeners on the difference between dogs and cats (they are a different species).  Arnold Schwarzenegger stops by for a bit as does Cobra Commander.  We also discover Kevin's new talent of singing cat songs.  It's a purrrrrfect show... see what we did there we said purr like the noise a cat makes.  Listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Kyle. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. What are a minor listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com or on our Facebook page. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions so leave us a comment or post a death threat. That's it, A Show. I'll be reviewing a show called Cat Lady Podcast. As always, we have listened to the episode

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So we listen to the Cat Lady podcast, which are two Australian women who talk about cats. Oh yeah, they do. Yeah, that's a lot of cat discussion in this. A lot of cat talk going on. The episode was about 48 minutes long. However, they managed to squeeze in three hours of cat talk into that time. It was unbelievable. Yeah, I don't know how he did it. It's a

five physics. Yeah. I'm fucking real. So I have a few clips on here that I want to play, but just starting off full disclosure, my wife and I do live with a cat. Yes. I've been around this type of cat talk before.'s not my cat. It's her cat But I've been around this type of talk before so it's disturbing But nothing shocking to me Yeah, and I as some of the listeners may know have a dog have own dogs over the years and Obviously not the same thing as a cat. It's a different thing. A cat is a different animal than a dog. I'm going to do it your public service announcement for the day. Yeah, so they're completely different animals.

Next up, a very educational WATP. Kevin explains that cats and dogs are different animals. Yeah, so I'm used to the kind of dog side of it, you know, I mean I'd buy like clothes for my dog and shit, you know, like that's the type of fucking weird I am so. See your Instagram, I know what you're up to. Yeah, yeah, so I mean I'm a very much a dog person, so not a cat person, but I do understand the ridiculousness of some of it, so. Well, why don't we get into it? Let's play some clips and give the listeners a taste of what we subjected ourselves to. I have one that

I call the best representation of the show. Play Track 5. Some cats, a couple of my neighbors cats could do that and they actually do do that. They go and take them to stay with family and things like that when they go travelling. Harakane! Oh, so sweet. That's one neighbour cat. And then Poss, who's another neighbour cat. Both of them actually trouble with their humans to go stay at being in B type places.

So they have a whole house to themselves, really. Or go and stay with family. I was just thinking, oh that have the whole has to themselves really. All go and stay with family. I was just thinking, oh man, I'd love to have a trouble kitty. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Who can possibly care? She's not even talking about her cat. She's talking about her neighbor's cats. They're calling them out by name.

Who would this show before? Who wants to hear about that? They're neighbors. Maybe they're neighbors, I was thinking they want to. would this show before who wants to hear about that uh... their neighbors maybe the neighbors are listening to one of the hurricane you gotta shout out hurricane got shot out on the uh... on a poll cast today and uh...

he's uh... caught an enjoyable little cat and he uh... he locks to eat shrimp on the but not i don of the i want to get really do australian accent uh... because i just go to the standby's of shrimp on the barbie and uh... bullshit and every

sentence with a question mark and say dumb things and there you go that's the australian accent what if we have any Australian listeners. I'm gonna say more. Yeah, I'm gonna say no, but who knows. So, we able to grab some closer from the show. How did you do? I got through the whole show.

I took one clip. What? Why did you say that? Well, because I mean, it's kind of become tradition now. I mean that you seem to do most of the heavy lifting in the Clip Department. And I just, I guess it's more observational stuff for me. The one clip I took was of the outro theme, so the theme of the show, which is ridiculous, which I see that you have a few theme clips here.

Yes. But I guess the one thing I noticed is they have a Samantha, Samantha, I believe is her name. She's a cat therapist and they have her as a guest on the show. She's on for quite a bit of the show. Well, what's in the show is an interview between... So the show has two hosts, Liz and Ra, but then I think I must record it at a different time, Liz, talking to this Samantha B person,

and most of the episode is just this interview between Liz and Samantha. Yeah. The one thing I noticed, and I don't know if you agree here too is anytime I've ever seen an animal expert they all have the same kind of inflection in their voice. They're like children. Yeah they talk it's hard to explain. I mean I'm sure you'll hear it in some of the clips that you've got here but and I guess it's probably something that I could have clipped in, but if you don't bring this up and play an example, that would be a good reason to clip something.

Oh, is that what we clip for? All right. No, I just I have a production meeting now or you want to make a video? So that's just the one thing I know is like every time you watch like a talk show or something and You know they have like whatever an animal expert on they all have that same kind of That like phony sweetness to their voice when they talk That's a good call phony sweetness is probably a really good way to sum that up. Yeah. Well, thank you Phony sweetness is probably a really good way to sum that up. Yeah. Well, thank you Because he has inside they're probably just shitty people because they don't get along with other people

They only get along with animals. So phony sweetness. Yes, I like that Yeah, and she says some methods at one point says that she worked in Orlando, which I I can only assume that makes sense to me because because I've been to Orlando, and obviously that's Disneyland and all that bullshit down there. And they have like, you know, sea world. And it's just a lot of, it's all animals down there. It makes sense to me. I was like, okay, yeah, I can see

that she's lived there before. And, well, so we're talking about Samantha. Why do I play a clip that I have from that part of the show where they're interviewing. There was one part, I don't know if you caught it, but it was fucking hilarious. I call it the funniest part of the show, Track 6. And I would bring little treats for the cats and I would notice and that I was very young. I was college age and I noticed that that some of the cats would be put down and I was very young, I was college age, and I noticed that some of the cats would be put down, and I spoke with their ladies that were put there, and they said, you know, if they're not friendly,

they won't find a home, and we need the space, so they will get youth and eyes, and I was like, what can I do to help? And she was like, well, just play with them. Yeah, she was destroyed. Oh my god. She was fucking hysterical. So, can't behavior a slash comedian if you ask me? Yeah, she was fucking, she was destroyed. I told that Heckler, that Heckler in the audience was like, Fuck you, Calini! You're a real idiot. I didn't clip it, but yeah.

Um, so you know, that was Samantha talking for the listeners there, so you can hear that kind of... Yeah, that's a sweet man's inner voice, and she just talks about cats all the time and oh! It's very... something like church lady. Just stay there. And then they go to... and then she gets into this really weird Nambla discussion for some reason. I don't even know how they segue to this play track 7 He's afraid he needs someone to stick his hands and stick their hands in there and show them that not everybody's gonna do something that is scary Yuck God, I didn't think they'd go there, but yeah, I go to start with that one

Oh my god, let's get back to the cast people That's over here for oh Shit, so Do you get into these kind of discussions with your cat? I mean do you have to when you bring your cat to the vet and stuff or do you not do that? Do you let your wife I let my wife do that? I don't even deal with getting the cat into the cat carrier because she hates that. So I'm nowhere near any of that nonsense. Oh, I just was wondering how the vet, because I've never owned a cat. So just curious how

like the vet appointment goes. You know, it's like, it's not good. We have a house cat. The cat doesn't leave the house. And she just to be left alone So as soon as the carrier comes out and then there's a car ride. Don't thing she gets very pissed off And takes it out on everyone. So it's stuff on well, and that's I don't know Maybe you can explain it because I mean obviously you you must have some affection for the cat. I just don't I Guess I've never seen for the cat. I just don't... I guess I've never seen cats is really like a entertaining animal. They're very much like just do their own thing. They're like loners. The only thing that's weird about this podcast is one of the major

subjects is hotel friendly cat friendly hotels. Right. And they talk about how they would love to be able to bring their cats around. Cats fucking hate that. They want to be fucking globe trotting with you and going to San Francisco and fucking check it out the hills. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. And I have a clip out here where Liz is talking about a Hilton. It's got a funny play track for. Yeah. And even like the Hilton has It's kind of funny. Play track for. Yeah, and even like the Hilton has a pet's welcome policy that allows one cat in specially designed pets, especially designated pet friendly rooms.

When she said, especially designed rooms for cat people, I was like, okay, so what would that be? I'm guessing there's only one twin bed. It was just a single pillow, because there's no way you're actually traveling with a partner. You probably extra tissue for when you're crying, yourself to sleep, I would imagine that's part of the design. No phone is necessary, you don't have any friends to be calling.

There's probably no people on the door. No one will be visiting you. That's the cat people on the door. No one will be visiting you. That's the the cat, especially Desider room. The the walls are covered in carpet for the cat to scratch. It's like a giant scratching post. Yeah, I don't I just don't I don't know. I don't never understood the the appeal of cats really and it's not that I don't like animals. I just I don't know. I don't I don't have to apologize just I don't know I don't I don't get you don't have to apologize you don't have to apologize for this camera all right okay I'm

I'm like like apologize for things I know like you apologize when you're like rude to people because they're they're putting out a show and you're like this show fucking sucks that you feel bad yeah but you know I have to apologize for not liking cats it's fine all right okay good well fuck cats yeah cats are the worst Yeah, so I've got a couple other clips here that I want to play here's one that they're talking to this professional cat behaviorist play track 8 You know little pop culture obsession with cats right now that I think it's really going to help them. And if you hear a lot of pounding and things going on, my cats have gotten into my cover,

they opened it up and are knocking everything out right now. Seriously, this is what she does for a living and her cats are just running into cupboards and knocking the food out because they're jerks, because they're assholes. She talks about how when she first sat down to do the interview, she sat and cat pee on the bed. Right. You're amazing at your jobs, Rad. You saw.

Yeah, there's a part where she's like, gives her qualifications at the beginning of the interview. And she's like, I have a, a communications degree and a degree in Spanish or something like that. I'm like, what? Well, yeah. It's like, I don't know, it doesn't make much sense to me why somebody would go into this line of work. I mean, you got a really fucking love cats. Well, she obviously is obsessed with cats as is this

show. But you know the thing that I noticed about that whole interview portion of it, there's a very boring conversation, even if if you like cats because as they were talking Liz who was interviewing Samantha was saying things like what's the most challenging part of your job? This it sounded like a job interview You know what are five Issues that you had you were able to overcome and can you explain those like what kind of fucking interview is this? This is so boring. What are your strengths and weaknesses? What would you say? What type of tree do you think you would be?

If, uh, where do you see yourself in about five years if we brought you on board here? If I were to interview you for a show that gets listened to by seven people, what would you want to tell them? That's the thing. They probably have like a bazillion listeners too. That's always fucking impresses me that there's actually a clip out here that I have a feeling we'll be using for many shows in the future. Play Track 15.

Sometimes with podcasts, you can just be speaking to each other. Really? We're just speaking to each other. There's nobody. So I wish that they, you know, they had a segment that were they talked to a cat. I think that'd be cool. Like they interviewed a cat. You don't hear anything back. You're just like, oh, if you've been a good boy today and he's just like, nothing. Did you, did you rifle through Mamie, Mami's panty drawer again? Nothing. Did you take up shit on this bed spread? Well Kevin I got good news for you. My wife will be home from work soon and you'll be able to hear exactly how that goes

down. See at least with dogs when you ask them that they may not answer but they look bewildered like you know what the fuck are you doing. I don't know you get some Response on I feel like if you ask the cat a question they just be like what the fuck dude and like they'd walk away Oh my cat so dumb she still doesn't know English. She's 14 years old. We've only spoken English around her We watch movies in her English. She listen to podcasts in her English doesn't fucking know English You gotta get her hooked on ph hook done fine actually needed like the phonic tape for cats you know get her get her acquainted with it. I mean look at it look at it this way. I don't know if you get her that a stone.

That's a sponsor of ours now. Rosetta Stone don't forget to eat your brownies You know you got to think of it this way Arnold Schwarzenegger's been in this country for like 30 years and he still has a fucking accent That that always kills me like come on dude. You couldn't drop that at some point You haven't been around enough Americans that you don't talk like a fucking weirdo Kevin, I don't know that you can really argue with the guy's success. Seems to be- seems to have a figured out. Oh, I mean, yeah, he made it work, but come on.

Like, you never even heard him- he doesn't even try to do an American accent. Like- No! Why would he- everyone- everyone here talks like Americans that's boring! Yeah, but I don't know. I'm always like shocked, like you watch like this Batman movie, like the good Batman movies with Christian Bale.

And Christian Bale's English, and like you wouldn't really even know it. No, until he freaks out on the light designer on the set, then he gets very British on the set. I'm trying to do a fucking show. What's with you, man? But Arnold, I mean he just walks into the room and they're like, hey, can you read this as As a Midwest farmer and he's like, yeah, I'll try. Here we go. All right Get on the get on the track. The it's like he doesn't he doesn't even try to do it I don't remember the movie role where he was in Midwest far right?

I never saw that Yeah It was a movie I did a long time ago It was right after the movie raw deal that I did you just all about that Farmers and tractors and we did lots of potato farming and carrots and coal. Here's the scene, all right? You're Danny DeVito's brother and go.

All right, here we go. I'm going to put it on my face right now, all right? Hey, I'm Danny DeVito's brother. Well, thank you, thank you. I'm Danny the Vito's brother Well, thank you, thank you Yeah, it just I don't understand how What are we talking about? I don't know. I just don't understand how he became a movie star like he's He's a huge bodybuilder and he has a weird voice so okay I get the action role thing but like

comedies and stuff that he's been in it just doesn't they're terrible yeah is a giant piece of shit the giant I do take the shut up clip from that so I'm afraid of that far shut up shut up I you were gonna, I did you use that? Because there's a lot of times with a rambly in this bucket. I could have, you know what? I don't even remember what I did, but there's probably something out here I have a track called the most boring thing she could have possibly said. I have no idea what this is.

My little foster kitten is actually sitting next to me right now and is allowing me to touch her I wish I wish this was a video call I could have shown you guys Pretty exciting little girl Shut up! Shut up! Sorry I can't remember if that was pretty good because I was like oh maybe I did put that out there It's God damn kittens

That was so f**king boring. She's doing interviews. She's like, Oh, I guess what? There's a kid in my lap. Is there really a fucking cat person? No shit. I could have pictured that. I'm surprised. All right, do you want to talk about this fucking music? Yeah, you clipped. Yes. So do we want to play the intro first to the to the show? Right? Let me let me play The intro as it was heard at my house when I listened to the show play track one I don't even have dogs. And yet dogs showed up and started howling.

It's just terrible. I don't even know what that is. Is that music? Yeah. Is she like on a ukulele or something? Up or... That's what Cat Lady's do. They on a ukulele or something? Up or... That's what Cat Ladies do. They play the ukulele.

Play tiny instruments. Sick way too high. So the endings, what I clipped is the outro. Okay. I'm just, all right, I'm gonna play it. Here we go. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah.

I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah. I'm just like, oh yeah. So then I thought, all right, let's play. Maybe we could play a game where I'll sing theme songs in the style of this theme song. Okay. I'm gonna sing some songs in that style and you have to guess what the song is, all right. Sounds good. All right. All right. Here we go. Mia Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh We got to have that in there. No, I need you to do another minute or two. I couldn't figure it out.

Alright, well... I'm drawn to blank. What is that? That's, it's Led Zeppelin, the immigrant song. Oh, the Zeppelin... Oh, I should have kicking myself now. That's actually a well-known song. I should have known that. Yeah, so here's another one, right? Yeah. Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow, right? Ready? Yeah. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,

per per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per. I love me some ACD, meow. So, I mean, I could do this all day. I mean, it's very easy to turn in you know any song into like a cat song. So that's a kind of a talent that I didn't know that I had. Wow I'm impressed. Yeah here's another one. So, yeah, yeah. So, you know, it's kind of, it's a talent that I have now. I didn't realize that I can, that I could do this.

Is there any other songs you wanted to hear maybe in cat mode? Actually, yeah, you know, going back to, we listened to a podcast all about VGM just a few weeks ago. Maybe you could do your favorite video game song. Alright, alright, let's try this one, right? Yeah. Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim Maybe I'm you know, maybe I'm you know, I'm you know, I'm you know, what do you think? I think that you should contact these cat ladies and I don't know that you're willing to redo their theme song for them. Yeah I think you use a different song every episode. I'd be tuning in just to hear what's gonna be the meows song this week. I can't wait!

Yeah Yeah, I was impressed with myself. I was like, well, I didn't really think I had a lot of purpose in life for a long time. And now that I've discovered this talent, I realize that those suspicions were correct. You're not usually bragged delcious, but in this case, I would give you a complete pass. You earned it, buddy.

Yeah, thanks. Well, you know, I try. I took a different approach to the closing song. I was like, how can I make this better? And so I actually figured out a pretty clever mashup. I think you'll be impressed. Play track 17. You know, I don't get enough credit for my audio engineering skills. That's fucking impressive. I mean, can you believe that those two songs go together that well? Yeah, it was pretty seamless. Now, unfortunately, we now own Royal Teas 2-10 Nugent, but you know, what are you gonna do?

Oh, I'm sorry, I've been like, now, now, now, now! Yeah, there you go. It's a parody law. You can just do a meow version of it, and then it's no problem at all. I thought you were gonna, I really thought that was gonna lead into a mastodon song. Yeah, time grudge. You could get to it. So the co-host's name is Ra, R-A-H, which I guess is an Australian name I've never heard before sounds before sounds dumb but she is terrible she starts the song off by singing or starts the show off I should say by singing and it's terrible play track 2

welcome to the cat lady podcast my name is Liz and I am bra and I'm singing for the last episode for the season The socks again. Yeah, but for a cat podcast there's a lot of dogs You know what though even though rise singing is terrible I was able to figure out a way to sweeten it. Play the other track too, which is Rob with DLR. Welcome to the Cat Lady podcast. My name is Liz, and I am Rob, and I'm singing Cleveland last episode. I'm so excited. I think we should just put out a whole duet album with family wrong us answers.

Podcasts. I gotta say, I know I've asked you before where you've got those David Lee Roth things, but I can listen to that shit on a loop and just fucking laugh my balls off. Holy fuck. I told you this, but I have an app. There's actually an app. I don't know if you're on Android or iOS, but I have it for iOS

and it's the Dabledy Roth, Diamond Dave app, and it is fucking amazing. I definitely recommend it. Is it just like, it sounds like all isolations of his shit from Van Halen, right? I mean, I can't imagine you could do that now. It's only running with the devil. So you're talking about something that was recorded in 1977 And if you if you remember the song running with the devil, it's just nonsense. The entire time you just go I do know that song has the hardest baseline. Oh, yeah, no one can play that

know that song has the hardest bass line. Oh yeah, no one can play that. Yeah, so I was actually while listening to this, thinking about the fact that I know Copic Commander owns a cat. It's pretty prominent. Yeah, it's pretty prominent in the GI Joe cartoon and I was wondering basically how How he gets along with his cat because you know, he's he can be a little bit You know, he's a tyrant. He's a he's a I think I think you should probably segue a jingle Before you go into your your take out of us. All right, let me do that. Let's see. His GoPro commander, Connor Rockett,

Jack Duff's breath is gonna shock ya, and he's gonna make with the walk-a-walk his captain's funny voices. It sounds like a gay porn out of here. Hello, everybody. It's me. And I'm playing with my pussy. Ha ha ha. Oh, did you believe that this is the first time on this podcast about fucking cats that I've talked about pussy the first time it's been come up

it's come up in a conversation. Proud of you. Thank you. Hey you know what's really cool about my uniform? I have a silver mask on my face, right? But it's pretty reflective. So you can hold a kitty up and the kitty can see himself in the reflection of my face. No, nothing? All right. Well, I, you know, I tried.

I was hoping they could gonna reaction like somebody got damn it. I, I, I should take it a break. If co-worker banders here, I feel like I can take 15. So I was talking to Destro. Destro is a, a dog person. He likes the dog whisperer TV show. He's a huge fan of it. I don't understand how, but they do mention in this podcast about another gentleman whose name I believe it's Jimmy Galaxy or something of that. It's Jackson Galaxy. Jackson Galaxy, thank you. It's the most ridiculous name ever for a guy who is in the cats. Well, let me tell you, did you look up Jackson Galaxy? Did you Google him?

Of course I did, I had to see what this fucking retarantly is like. Yes, he looks like a super villain. So I'm all for Jackson Galaxy, all right? He can join the Cobra forces and pilot one of our weird looking planes that I have for our fleet and you know I can see him being a huge integral part of our operations once Destro leaves to do whatever gay dog job that he wants to do. Well Jackson Gelsie be wearing his real men love cats t-shirt when he's part of Cobra?

Well, you know his beard is very strange. That's the one thing I've noticed about him So I think I'm going to make him wear my my blue washcloth that I normally wear of him I face sometimes I'm just going to let him put that on, you know, and then just kind of yeah, you know I'll make him cut out eye holes on it, you know, so he can see at least. I think you got a plan there. I think you got it all figured out. Well, of course I do. I'm a genius. I do run a huge criminal empire. So I mean, I I've been around the block a few times if they, you know, that's the saying, I believe. That's true. Although you do seem to get thwarted every time you try to take over the

world, I've noticed. Yeah, well, you know, what the hell? And that is what just give my secrets away. We, you know, we use these guns, right? And they don't have bullets in them. They have these stupid lasers that come out. And I told them there's no such thing as a laser gun, but they still keep making these goddamn things and we buy them because it's a government contract. Doesn't matter because you've never actually hit anyone anyway. I mean you always just shoot at their

feet and miss them by a good, you know, footer too. Well, I think the closest we've ever come to actually hurting a GI Joe would would be when we blow their planes out of the sky, but then they parachute immediately, immediately, right out of the plane. They never, never actually die in there. They always, you know, take the parachute out. So I think what I'm going to do is start, you know, shooting their parachutes. I think I'm, that's way so much sense. Yes. Like guys just going gonna go and get another plane and that's still fucking come after you. Yes. Shoot it while he's floating down gingerly towards earth. Yeah. It couldn't be an easier target. I've instructed all of my grunts to do that, to do just that to shoot with their dumb laser guns at the

GI Joe parachutes that are deployed and we'll see how we go from there you know, as the same goes. Good job, CC. You're finally figuring it out. Yes, thank you. CC, I like that. It's a... I feel like they got to play off from poison. Yeah, that's not cool. I wouldn't get too excited about that. I'm sorry. I should have said, POISON!

Alright. Alright. I'm sorry. Jesus. Oh. So what was my reaction supposed to be to the refluxion, the gag? I don't even know. You know, I'm just making this up.

I'm just making this up. I'm just making this shit up as I go. even know. I just make you this up. I'm just making this shit up as I go. I know. Captain is off script people. Yes. Off script. It's funny that I can do an entire stupid, unscripted bit in a cobra commander voice, but I have to have the intro to the show we've done 40 fucking episodes of.

Listen out in front of me so I can say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it is difficult to tell people to visit our website or send us a message at Facebook. There's a lot going on there. I can see where you need to read that word for words. Oh God. I'm the worst. So I have speaking of terrible jokes. I have a track I hear that's called Attempted a joke. And just to set it up real quick, they're talking about the new Doctor Who, because that's what cool Cat Lady talk about. Play Track 3.

Yeah, but it just looks like a disappointed mathematics teacher. Yeah, but it just looks like a disappointed mathematics teacher. Like, I thought you guys wouldn't you pie to 26 decimals. Boo! Be more funny! That was like... Yeah, I'm gonna talk her to come up with that joke. He looks like a disappointed mathematics teacher, and then the weather was like, okay.

I thought you guys would know pie to 27 deaths like what? He's talking about that joke felt flatter than my reflection face mask joke Yeah, they talk a lot about dr. Who in the beginning which I followed quite a quite well because I like Dr. who's great man But they had some good points in there about Peter Capaldi and yeah, David Tennett and We just killed half our audience. Yeah, all right. Let's get back. Let's get it Let's get it back here with this. I have a trek that's called she's an Annabelle ball behaviorist trek 13 You know she has that one kitty. She's an animal behaviorist. Maybe I'm talking about animal behaviorist

What the fuck she can not say animal behaviorist. That was a tough one far It's like she... It's a tough twist for everybody. She like almost took a vacation in the middle of that word. She was checking out. I'll be back to fire. All right, I just have a few more clips that I want to play. Before I play the clips though, I found a couple things that were want to play. Before I play the clips though, I found a couple things

that were awesome ISOs. I hope to be able to use these for future WATP episodes. Play, I have two ISOs on there. Go ahead and play those. That's funny, not funny. Alright, exactly. I sound like a crazy person when I'm saying this but... That could have been before every sentence on this podcast. Yeah, it didn't get as weird as I thought it would be. Like it's fucking out there. You know, cat people are kind of out there and shit, but it wasn't as weird I guess as it could have been

They're just they're just a couple of fucking nerds and I think that that's kind of the perception of people who are really into their cats Yeah, I mean listen to this track play play track 12. They're talking about the after the interview They're talking about Samantha the guest they had How cool is Samantha? Super cool Super cool Cool, she's super cool super cool. What do you get? You're stocking if you're really bad super cool Cool That's super cold. That's super cold.

Cold. That's fucking a mac just. All right, I have another thing on here that's called, who is still listening to this? Just me, right? And trying to think of some of the other things. What are some other things? Have you thought of any issues?

Like foods and stuff around Christmas time. I can really tempting all the cats find it really tempting to try steel. Yes. So we have no people food for the kitties. I actually buy them special holiday food. They have one of the companies in America. They make Thanksgiving day dinner and Christmas dinner. And they're just like the little cans of it.

I knew it. I need. Oh God. It comes with a little cat family in the can that discusses politics around the can. No, Trump. No. No. No. The abortion should be illegal. Meow. Stayed right, meow. These cats are weird. They don't. I told these cats not to talk politics. Yeah. No politics at this cat table. All right.

Oh, dude, we're getting close to the minute mark where Skype shits out on us. Yep. So, you know what? I'm going to be proactive this week. and close to the minute mark where Skype shits out on us. So, you know what, I'm going to be proactive this week. 40 episodes did, I'm starting to learn shit too. So, what do we do this, Ken? What's disconnect and reconnect? And then I just have probably one more clip to play and we can talk about next week.

Okay, this is gonna be so like magic to the audience. They're not even gonna know what happened there. Just you're gonna be back. Watch how fast we reconnect, ready? All right. Go, go. All right, so I just have one more clip that I want to play. And I'm just curious as to what the fuck this woman is talking about. Play Track 14.

It's the proof in the pudding, you know. The dentist's dental assistants kids never have good teeth. Yeah. You know, you know, it's that kind of situation. Hmm. So I know this saying the cobbler's son has no shoes, but what is she talking about? The proof is the pudding. Well, that makes that makes zero sense. The proof is in the pudding means that the end product proves that whatever you did was the right thing. How does it have anything to do with the fact that the Denohyde genus kids are bad teeth?

Well, I think the saying is the pudding, the pudding's son isn't jiggly, I think is the... Well, right, there's that saying. That saying is a good point. The pudding's son isn't jiggly. I think is the. Well, right. There's there's that saying. Yeah. That's saying is well. Good point. The pudding sun isn't jiggly. I didn't know you were Australian. Yeah.

For this first time. I just thought that was fucking dumb. So I wanted to point that out. Is there really a saying that the dentist's kids have shitty teeth? No. No, she was talking earlier about how her mom was a dental hygienist and and they were eating candy all the time or something like that. Oh, Gotcha. So in other words, her parents sucked at their job. Kind of like how she sucks

at her job and. Yeah, well, it's interesting because did you go to their website at all catmaidpodcast.com? No, I spent a lot of time on checks and galaxies site though. Yeah, you're pretty excited about that guy. I was too. I was like, holy shit, look at this fucking guy. You have questions and answers on their homepage. So this show that we listen to is the last one that was ever recorded. It was from December of 2015. So there's a question on their website that says, when are you guys, when, when are new episodes coming out? And the response is Liz just got a new job and she's super busy. Hmm. Did this seem like they put any prep work into this fucking podcast? How busy can you be that you can't talk about cats for 45 minutes with your boring friend?

That's a good point. I don't understand. Maybe her new job is being a corpse. Maybe she's just not alive. That would be awesome. I really hope she's still alive after seeing that. I feel like a asshole. So that show was pretty terrible as to be expected to show about, you know, women who love cats, but I'm excited Kevin for next week's episode. All right. Because we got a a listener suggestion on Facebook, which thank you very much to the listener who reached out and wants us to bash this show, because I'm excited about bashing it. Go ahead and play the teaser for next week. I sometimes call myself a

size bitch, which basically to me means sorry to be a bitch, but I'm not going to apologize for my size, you know, and that I'm not, uh, I'm not wrong for having the body that I do. I still deserve to be dressed cool, or I still deserve to feel as glamorous, or as, uh, Hollywood cool as anyone else. So, I pretty sure I know what this is, but, uh, why don't you explain it? Alright, the show is Lena Dunham, women of the hour. This is episode two entitled Body from November 12, 2015.

The woman that you're talking right there was 80 Brian from SNL. Oh, okay. Yeah. And yes, this is going to be fun. It's going to be awful looking women talking about how proud they are to be awful looking and everyone else can go suck it. So make sure your mailbox is cleaned up. All right.

Exactly. Carl and who are these that kind of everybody? Do you want us? That's true. You can reach me. I do want to say that the person who suggested this podcast is a woman and she is a fan of the show Girls, which is Lena Dunham's show, but even she is a little bit fed up with

the self-righteousness and the blowhardiness that is Lena Dunham these days. So I'm a feeling we're going to have some fun with this one. Yeah, I don't really know a lot about Lena Dunham. I mean, this besides that she's on Girls or it's her show or what I've never seen the show before. No, I don't really know much about her. But I've never seen the show, but I do know that she likes to be naked on the show and that her body is terrible. Jesus.

What? It's just what it's gonna be like next week. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rag on her too, definitely, but I don't know. We'll see how it goes. I expected to be a shit show like every week. Probably not as angry as I was last week, because boy. You were this last week. I gotta say that damn drunk, I've gotten feedback from people

because I didn't think we did a very funny show. We were both really pissed off at that guy. Yeah. But I got a lot of good feedback. I think everyone was as pissed off as we were when they heard those clips. So I feel better about it now. Yeah, I got some feedback people going,

Hitler doesn't have a grave. You're right. That's the feedback we got. Yeah, that was some of the feedback we got. That was the fucking those guys who the dumbest liars ever. Like, oh yeah, my buddy was peed on Hitler's grave. Any fucking Google searcher could figure out that you're an idiot. Oh. grave. Like any fucking Google searcher could figure out that you're an idiot. Oh, forgot, don't ever got to talk about because, uh, cober commander and his fucking cat,

uh, distracted me. Yeah. As they talked about kitty keys, if you go to kitty keys.com, you can download an extension for your browser that makes typing sound like meows So every stroke of a key on your keyboard will make it sound like a meow. Yeah, I've got I remember I did not because it that just sounds hella annoying and I don't know interesting are just think, are you hearing this music, Evan? My music. Oh, you know what? You're not hearing it. It's going through my headphones.

I've heard what sounded like a really, really faint fart. I forget with my audio setup that I can't play audio off of my computer for you oh right well if you go to kittie keys dot com it's the most annoying obnoxious fucking website you've seen in twenty years that's a lot because i've seen some shits freeback so uh... there's your official invitation. Yay! Yay! So people please join us again next week because it might be the

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