Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep401 - Hey Riddle Riddle

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

This time around we review a show that is maddeningly unfunny and tryhardy. Adal, JPC, and Erin talk in annoying voices, play annoying sound effects, and laugh at everything. And the worst part is, for some reason it's popular.  Christian Bladt joins to review the show he claims was "hard to clip" with five days worth of clips. Then after some new song parodies we tackle the Anthony Cumia vs. Bill Burr saga. But not really, we actually just listen to Opie's hot take on the matter. For some reason, Opie focuses on Jim Norton who had nothing to do with anything. Also, Kevin Brennan joins the show to let us know who's an idiot and who's a genius. If you're still reading this I'll just say Cardiff and Hannah both join at the end for To Catch An Alien, voicemails, and reviews. https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Ed O'Raffee, John Patrick Cone, also known as JPC, and Aaron Keefe. And this show has been on for about four and a half years now. Before we get into it, I feel like this is an important thing to say, if you haven't heard of Hey Riddle Riddle and I hadn't, they have 6,768 patrons on a patron. Now, they do have a $1 tier level.

So I don't know much money they're actually making. They don't show you that. But on their Patreon, you know, it says like Carl is creating podcasts. I'll tell you what, why you would support a Patreon. There's is, hey, Riddle Riddle is creating riddies and puzzies, which all I could think of as quarantine when I hear riddies and puzzies. We're gonna look cute here, fellas.

Not a good sign. Now, Christian, you have a lot more clips than I do. I was in like three different episodes and I was like pulling clips and I was, there's a lot to clip here. There's a lot to clips than I do. I was in only three different episodes and I was like pulling clips and I, there's a lot to clip here. There's a lot to talk about, obviously. Yeah. And at a certain point I got to a certain number

and I went, you know what I should look at, Christian's email and see where he's at. Oh, I better stop right now. I gotta stop clip and stuff right now. Yeah, I had 50 clips and I'd be, I'd stand by 40 of them at this point Okay, and I think the most important thing is you mentioned the three hosts the description of the show from Apple podcasts There's three of Chicago's most overrated improvisers and then it talks about how they have you know all the the puzzles and the riddles and everything

And I oh, sorry the Puzzies and Riddies I forgot that we're trying to save time here with the abbreviations. Well, it's just fun. It's just good fun, Christian. Yes, we're having fun. And they do a lot of live shows and they seem to have fun.

But I didn't really have fun. And as we go through it, it's a really hard show to clip it in one way in that I tried to not have my clips be too long but some of them are but the episode I listened to starts on an immediate wrong foot and I guess they're trying to just be wacky and let you know like crazy stuff happens behind the scenes because you know anything can happen and usually does so clip one instantly I already disliked these people. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP B it's recorded, it's not live. They didn't have to start with the sneeze. So I'm already, I'm already annoyed instantly. Then they go into Stick and I don't know about the episode you

listen to, but they have the worst kind of Stick, improvised Stick. And they set a little scene. And you kind of get the feeling that Aaron, the one of the co-hosts, like 20 seconds in, she's like, oh, I don't think I bargained for this. So I'll play my clip number two, please. Hey, Adal. Um, thanks so much for coming to meet with me. Is this my performance review? Uh, in a way, uh, it's always ongoing. I brought you a cake.

Uh, here you go. Oh, thank you so much. I didn't have time to frost it. Uh, uh, it's just a bowl of mix. Oh, goodness. Everything's in bra. Yeah. So that, uh, oh, goodness is, uh, oh, thanks for giving me nothing to work within this scene. That's just a bowl of mix. Oh goodness. Everything's improv. Yeah.

So that, oh goodness is, oh, thanks for giving me nothing to work with in this scene. Right. It's like, I got a kick. I actually, I didn't make it. Here's a, here's a bowl of ingredients. Hilarious. Yeah. Oh, no.

I mean, already. I mean, I can't believe that producer Chris isn't with us today because, I mean, his, his laughter would probably be drowning out everything you and I say. Right. Oh, he loves improv comedy. I know I should mention producer Chris called in sick today. He's got allergies. The weather finally warmed up. And I guess Chris is allergic to summertime. So producer Chris will not be here with us today. Unfortunately, either that or he's allergic to working when the weather's nice outside. Maybe one of the other that That's possible. Yeah. Maybe he's just like, I'd rather be outside than then Carol's Facebook. Yeah. Me and him both.

So let me ask you a question before we get to my next clip. Do you think you'd be able to name an impressionist? Anybody who does a good impression, does anybody come to mind for you? Dana Carvey, obviously. That's a good one. Do you think you can come up with a second one kind of quick? Yeah. I think Rich Little obviously is a big one. Sure. Yeah. Okay.

So you did better than the hosts. You did much better than the hosts. You already come up with three. So let's go with the clip three and see how they do when the topic of impressionist comes up. You know what we talked about replacing JPC as a host? A few. Yes. Well, I'm bringing someone in new guy in today.

Oh. He has one little quirk in that it's his voice changes unexpectedly to these like crazy voices all the time. It's like an impressionist. It's like rich little or rich little or. Or a rich little or a rich little. Who's that rich little guy? Oh yeah, yeah, rich little. I mean, I felt bad. He would say rich little because that is like the oldest name I could think of probably. Yeah, but I mean, you know, it's a guy who kind of carved out his career for that, but

yeah, there's plenty of guys. You could name three guys who are on SNL right now. Right. And then you'd have more than they can. Wouldn't be difficult to do. So I want to play some clips from something I was checking out. They recently put out a Patreon promotional episode, like 10 minutes long.

And it's just to give you a feel like what the Patreon bonus shows are like. So you'll subscribe to it. So I thought, well, this must be their good stuff. You know, if they're put it behind the paywall, they'll have to pay for it. So this is how this one starts off and this is Adel who's introducing this idea he has for a show for

JPC Aaron come on down. I have the perfect idea for a patreon episode. This of course is gonna be about 50 minutes or so and it's a pretty loose concept. Are you ready? Yeah, great? This is a little something I came up with last night and I call it What epic rap battles a history so I'm gonna give you both Like a historical figure and then hey, can I ask you like five minute wraps? I question we used to come up with this last night. What were you? What were you up to last night?

Like what was going on last night? I got drunk. I was laying in bed just kind of scrolling through YouTube, like YouTube for a couple of years ago. Yeah. So first off, the lip smacking is driving me fucking insane. These people have been podcasting for four and a half years and they don't know to stop the lip smacking.

It's over the top of Noxious. So here's the premise here, and it's a great one. He has this idea to do epic rap battles of history, which is funny because someone's already done that idea. That's not an original thought. That's already been done. How'd you go with that? I was watching YouTube.

That's where you find that. Pretty good stuff, guys. There's force conversation. It starts off where he goes, watching YouTube. That's where you find that. Pretty good stuff, guys. There's there's forced conversation. It starts off where he goes, hey, guys, I got an idea. They're like, huh, what? What is it? It's like a children show. And I have a number of examples to show that it is a children show. But all right. So now Aaron doesn't like that idea because it's already been taken. So she's going to call inaudible. And I don't know if you like with your bodies, when you guys are hanging out, talking like a chicken,

or maybe like just you and your wife, you know, you put the kids to bed, you just start talking like a chicken, just cracks you up. I know that for me and my bros. I actually would rather do something else that's okay. I can't wrap it. You had it. Let me warm up. A loose moose, goose, my caboose.

A loose moose, goose, my caboose. A loose moose, goose, my caboose. Oh, Hugh Heffner. You're wrapping us Hugh Heffner. Well, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I'm here to say, hope I don't, oh, my hair. Oh, no. Oh, no, my hair. Hi, hair.

Those were Lincoln's last words. Don't think he would have thought that maybe his hair got hurt real bad? Ah, my hair. All right, I'm calling it an audible here, and I'm gonna take charge of this episode. We're gonna do my thing today. Get out of the tree!

And it's... What? Oh my god! Oh my god! Did you just say I'm gonna have the catchatory? I'm gonna have the catchatory! I'm b-op bop bop bop bop bop. Versus, I'm a good fursus, jabba kah. What kind?

It's a Friday, so let us be chickens, okay? Um, bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop. Do you guys wanna do this, or do you wanna go like a lunch? I don't know, is that good to get funny at some point? I'm not sure. Maybe they just keep doing it. Yeah, well, the longer you do it,

the funnier it gets, you know. It's not an oxious or annoying or childish. No, I wrote a note for myself after this clip right here. And it's funny because I think you already said this. I don't think I'd be friends with any of these people. No, I don't think I'd want to hang out with them for a second. They seem really obnoxious and follow themselves. And they're not funny or interesting like they think they are. And I'll give you an example here because for some reason, this makes air in laugh. You're not allowed to talk about that charity legally. We all know that. Oh, did I say charity? Yeah, but it's spelled chair, C H A I R, dash, I T Y. You got it? So it's not a charity. It's a chair. It's a chair a chair. Itty, which doesn't make any sense. So that's pretty

funny. Yeah, the clips you've played have shown kind of the same thing that I picked up on is that Aaron, I don't know how much she brings to the table, but she laughs at pretty much everything, so I can see what they like about having her around for. You know, I mean, she's, she everything kills her, you know, it's, she's laughing at all this stuff that I'm having trouble just listening to. If I was in the studio for Open Anthony with Bill Burr and Colin Quinn, I wouldn't be laughing as much as Aaron does with these two retards, who have no idea what comedy is. So this show they decided to do dad jokes, but they're not just going

to tell dad jokes. Aaron's going to give you the setup and then you have to guess what the punchline is. All right, I'll play this for you. She's going to explain the rules to this. Well, what we're going to do in this episode is I'm going to read you the first half or like the premise, the setup of a dad joke, and then you're going to fill in the blank and whoever gets it, right? Fuck you. Get a point. And then also people can call for things anytime they want if they feel inspired. Okay.

I don't even care if I get the most right. I think everyone wins in this game. And just just to just to kind of marry the two concepts, Aaron, it was that we all have a bunch of kids and that we love puns and we might just shorten that to just saying, we have a putt in the oven we love puns and we might just shorten that to just saying we have a pun in the oven. One point to JPC. Wow. Good stuff.

All right. So you're following this premise, right? You're right. You're going to play along. All right. Here we go. Here is the first dad joke and they got to figure out what the punch line is. Now what you're going to hear here and I've been criticized for explaining what the clip is going to be

before I play it, but I can't help myself on this one because what you're going to hear are two guys who don't know how comedy works, trying to figure out what a punchline would be for a really shitty bad joke. What did the force say after it tripped? I'm sorry horse. Oh my neck. I'm suing. I'm suing this door. What did the horse say after it tripped?

May. I would have fought with a romp in the name. What a I feel like a dad would go with something about a glue factory. They would be like well next stop the glue factory or something like that. Aaron, is it who closed this gate, but gate is spelled GAIT? No. Okay. Great.

You're just warming up. You're just warming up. I'm just warming up. Have a nice trip. See you next far. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Don't kill me and turn me into glue.

Oh, the glue's on the other foot. Not a glue joke here. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. This is what I'm confused about. This is their patron episode. They're like, guys, if you want to listen to this episode, five bucks a month, you can hear amazing content like this. First off, nobody wants to listen to shitty dad jokes because those suck. So if it was just like, here's our, our favorite shitty dead, dead jokes, I'm out. But then to have these guys try to figure out what the punchline is and not even get close. So if it was just like here's our favorite shitty dead joke, so they go, I'm out.

But then to have these guys try to figure out what the punchline is and not even get close, not even get close to something that would be a punchline for this setup that's so far off. It's embarrassing themselves. I think it was realizing as they were going what the bad thing is about how I just a moment ago said air and laughs at everything. But when she doesn't laugh, you know, you're not even close. It's that funny.

She's so far off. That's brutal. I was thinking about that when the guy goes, hey, it's like we have a putt in the oven. And she goes, okay, that's not a good response to Aaron. She's a giggle plus. She usually laughs at everything. All right, are you ready?

I know you're, you want to know what the actual punchline is. I'm so excited to find out. I know, don't worry. I feel like I just did the shave and a haircut thing and people are like What is it? Let's go to pants. Let's go. All right, you got it Saddle be the day and none of these work. Okay, no main something with main mayor. All I'm there This is a this is what a nightmare Help I've fallen and I can't get you up. He might as well ask a horse to fix a

merry go round. I mean, he'll try his best, but mostly he's just going to get horrified. So the punchline is just as bad as what anyone would make up. And then guess that? Yeah. That's terrible. A commercial from 1991 that was definitely a catch phrase that calendar year. And there you go. That's the punchline there. What are the horse say when he tripped and the closest one of those guys came to some type of punchline was like it was a nightmare. Yeah. I mean, look, at least at least the words made sense. Exactly. I mean, the tripping part doesn't really fit it, but okay. Well, Carl, they've got my five bucks for next month. Yeah. You want to

hear the rest of this? I want more of this. Yeah. I want more clip from this so that we can move on to your stuff. So this is another joke that you can only get if you give donate money to their Patreon. Why did I stop being friends? Why did I stop being friends with the mosquito?

Why? Because he was inside Amber. Amber, Amber being my wife. Yeah, you need to know that Amber is your wife for that premise to work, I guess. I haven't joking I want to tell you guys that just before I tell you the joke I do have to tell you, my wife's name is Amber. Okay. Why did you just do that?

One, two, three, four, eight, middle, red, those glue crew. Hey, if you like that, you are going to love the rest of the episode. Listen now at patreon.com. So I'll show you riddle rental. I didn't like that. I did. No, that's a bad advertisement. I have to come clean, Carl. I was pretending a few minutes ago that I enjoyed what I was hearing, but I can't even

pretend. No, I tried to pretend that this is like doing an ad for shoes and showing the guy taking his shoes off. He's got blisters You like blisters Do we got some shoes for you like that that when I just heard those those 10 minutes I had to listen to was Torturous Yeah, I felt like I was water-borted and you open to pay for this and hear the rest of it By the way, I want to replay that joke again because I do not understand it so the So the guys, wife's name is Amber. Now we know that. Okay. Let's listen to that again. You tell me how this makes

any fucking sense, because I'm confused. And maybe I'm the idiot. Why did I stop being friends? Why did I stop being friends with the mosquito? Why? Because he was inside Amber. What does that mean? So I believe that in this theory, the mosquito fucked his wife, whose name is Amber. What does that mean? So I believe that in this theory, the mosquito fucked his wife whose name is Amber. Well, mosquitoes, when they're inside someone, they're not fucking them. Right. Okay. Like you're bringing too much logic to this conversation. But why is it in front of the mosquito in the first place? So wait, you're telling me that his mosquito friend fucked his wife. And that's why he's upset with the mosquito. Yeah.

All the mosquito bites that he had received over the years from his mosquito friend. There was no concern there, but you know, I had to draw the line when you actually were inside Amber. Christian, I need to break. Please take all. You're not going to get the kind of break you want because we now have to reset to the little scene that started the episode I listened to. And you remember, they told us that there was going to be some new guy coming in and they were trying to replace JPC. So I just assume we're

all ready to meet this third character in this little sketch. And on top of not being that funny, there's a technical decision made during this clip that really just makes it confusing. So play my clip for please. Hey, you know, Amy. Yes, come on in. Oh no. So, Amy, I'm sorry, I'm Amy.

Everybody, everybody, come take it. Great. Help yourself to some of this uncooked cake. If you want it. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I came late. I didn't have time totally to cook it, but they are cut size. So the other guy does the echo effect on his voice now. Yeah. So the other guy is so the first guy and I couldn't tell them apart. Sure. And all honesty So the the guy who comes in with the squeaky voice He's the one is supposed to have the vocal effect But I had to relisten to it. I'm like, well, why does the other guy have a voice effect? I don't want to come up with an answer. I don't think we need to answer it

But it was just like what what's with that choice? It's like You know, you know whenever we do talk about improv, rule number one, always affirm, make the scene possible for everybody to do. But it's like these three are set out to make things as difficult as possible for them to continue in the scene, which I think really translates into a positive experience for the listener. And you're enjoying this right, Carl? Well, this is the whole thing about improv, because I've seen a lot of bad amateur improv, and I've listened to a lot too,

because of the job that I have reviewing podcasts. And it's insane to me that these people want to continue to work together, because if I had an experience like this one time, I'd be like, well, I'm not doing a show with that asshole anymore. She sucks. Now you can tell which asshole I'm talking about. But it's like, there's nothing funny about these people.

So why are they trying this? And again, 6,768 people giving them money on Patreon. There is, I believe this is generational, and I could be wrong about this, but Christian, we grew up when jokes were jokes. You could say whatever the fuck you wanted, and you didn't have to like it. You could be offended. And too bad if you were, and if you say whatever the fuck you wanted. And you didn't have to like it. You could be offended.

And too bad if you were. And if you liked it, it was funny. These people are so soft and so safe. This is like the future of comedy, where it's not funny at all. But they sure do laugh a lot. They sure are smiling a lot. So there's that.

No, look, if you laugh loud enough at your own jokes, it doesn't matter that the audience isn't reacting in any way. Oh, is that true? Yeah. That's the new rules of comedy. I like it's either Rucker here says improv rule number one. Stop doing it. Go home.

Pretty good. Pretty good rule. He's not wrong. So for my clip number five, we get all the characters finally interacting. I know this is what we were waiting for. And in this clip, the whole gang showcases that, you know, you don't really need to have jokes if you have low-ranked vocal effects and 245 episodes worth of characters to call back on.

So we're talking about Shule Show now or we're talking about, oh, my bad. People light at all, don't call it out. I mean, there's just a lot going on. I've been. Oh, you're at all. Oh my God. I'm a huge magic time fan. So nice to meet you on. Sean. Hey, it is always a pleasure to meet a fan. Do you want to give me a autograph?

Your forehead or something? Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, if you wouldn't mind, I'd click autograph on my forehead. I love that. Wait a minute, Aaron, he's have click on it from my forehead. I'd love that. Wait a minute, Aaron, he's stealing a Puzzbot. That's basically Puzzbot. Listen. I mean, there can be two.

Yeah, I mean, I think there could be definitely be two Puzzbots. If it's a big deal, I mean, look, I'm excited to work on the show in any capacity, whether if I'm Puzzbot or not, I could do it. All right, I've just decided something. I'm not even mad at them. I'm not even mad at them. Like, this is what they're carrying. They're putting it. All right. I've just decided something. I'm not even mad at them. I'm not even mad at them.

Like this is what they're doing. They're putting it on the internet. I'm mad at 6,768 people who have decided they want to give these assholes money to do this. And I want to slap them each individually. I don't know what kind of prison time I'm going to do for that, but I think it's worth that. Well, and look, I'm going to do for that, but I think it's worth it. Well, and look, I'm with you.

I'll go for the sloppy seconds on slapping these people around. But look, these are people that they're listening at home, maybe on their commute. They need something that keeps them entertained. But then what about the people who spend their hard-earned money go out to a theater and watch them do this live? So it's like, I don't need to just have this at home when it's for free or pay $5 a month for the Patreon. I want to go see it with a bunch of other people and we can share in the experience together. And I would assume they spend a lot more than they do

on the Patreon. Yeah, I think I think there's a lot of people that need to be slapped in the Heyrittle Riddle Army. So they bring on this, most recent episode I was checking out, how he would hot take. And they have a guest on there, Michael Hitchcock, who you probably would know if you saw been a lot of Christopher Guest movies and stuff like that. And so Michael Hitchcock is on here and they're talking to him about how there's no phones allowed

in the studio and this turns into some Hilarious riffing as everything does But we have a no cell phones policy in the studio except the except JPC. Yeah, cuz I gotta I'm gonna be texting people People can't be crushed. I can see it very clearly. Oh Nothing really good at it. That's not right. I'm on Tinder Swipe right swipe, swipe, right, swipe, right, swipe, right. I love nothing more than to invite you to the studio. You're just on Tinder.

That's why somebody please love me. Just one. Just one. I have very low standards these days. Not even, it doesn't even matter if they drive anymore. Fuckin' thing sucks. What does that mean? matter if they drive anymore. Fucking thing sucks. What does that mean? All right, so like a hitchcock's in his 60s. I guess he's trying to poke fart on themself and he has low standards.

Doesn't have to they can drive or not. It's like an ally. Maybe that's an L.A. thing. Where it's like, oh, yeah, right. Like I would date someone who can't drive. Okay. Good one. I've lived in L.A. for 20 years and I don't think I've ever had that conversation with anyone.

So you don't have to. Sure. That was funny. All right, so then JPC goes on to tell a real story about how he used Tinder to promote his improv shows because he said like I was on Tinder and then I had a study girlfriend but I kept my Tinder profile just to promote these these improv shows and says, it's a perfect first date. Like that's the way he's promoting it. Like you're on 10 new, you're probably gonna go on in the date or two, take it to the Zimprop show. And I can't think of a worst first date than to take someone you don't know to a super

awkward improv show that's gonna make both of your skin crawl. And Michael, I think agrees with me on this. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I would ever get a date after doing improv or sketch because you're either dressed like Colonel Sanders or, you know, and that's for improv. That's for improv because I have all my wigs and things.

Yeah, no. And then, oh yeah, you're like a talking frog or something like, oh, no. Yes, it's embarrassing. Thank you. I totally agree with you. Being in an improv troop is like swearing off pussy for the rest of your life. I don't need that. That's fine. Moving on. It's not that good. Yeah, you know, remember the last time I was on, I had to confess that I was in an improv comedy group in

college. And, um, all right. So, uh, Christians now off the show, but, uh, look, it's still be here. No, I'm okay. Yeah. Uh, no, I didn't, I didn't realize I was swearing off pussy at the time, but I did. Uh, I just, I didn't realize it. So you didn't read all the fight. Prada, that got dragged. Did you?

Yeah. They didn't mention that at the auditions. It's just, it looked like fun. Yeah. It's like the, the time share, they don't talk about how there's limited flights to that destination. They never bring that up. Well, you can only fly to Tuesday. You can only leave on a Wednesday, but other than that, it's great.

You love it here. And here's your annual bill for the maintenance and the maintenance for being an improv comedy group is just copious amounts of masturbation. Well, the good news is Ports Freedow. So now, I don't need to know if it wasn't. Not that it wasn't. Damn it. So it pays nothing and I won't get laid. All right. I'll sign up. Well, will it make me funnier? No. Just the opposite. No. It'll make you obnoxious. Well, do you remember Howard Dean ran for president about 20 years ago?

Yeah, we're going to miss you again. I'm glad you remember that. That was this big moment. That yell is just as funny now as it was 20 years ago, right? Yeah. Well, somebody seems to think so. And that'll be part of my clip 10, which contains a parade of nonsensical sound effects over 52 seconds.

And I have to explain, this is not the clip I sent to you for the teaser for episode 400. That was a different 52nd clip of just a bunch of nonsensical sound effects. But let's enjoy clip 10 together. Oh, baby, how are you? Thank you so much. And I will and I will never ever replace Casey. There's no way to replace Casey. Here's what I think we need. I think that's our plan. Any hill. I think every episode we need to do a Howard Dean screen through a different filter. Yeah, I believe so. Just so we can cover the gamut of all the possible beam screams out there. We did the

screen. Okay. I say, I guess I have a sun board as well. I, uh, well, I think we just turned into a morning zoo crew. I can't believe I'm saying this, but let's just get into riddles. I guess no one has any bullshit they want to talk about. So, what is it? Yeah, but in the middle of talking, I was honked and farted. Adel, I'm trying to save you. We have a good time here. We have a good time here, Adel. I don't know, Christian, I think this is hilarious. Yeah, no, no, no.

These guys are really funny. It's funny because they mention, you know, we've turned into a morning zoo. As if every morning zoo across the country wasn't more entertaining than what we've been more saying. Yeah, that's a good point. So they're weeping the butt. So if you're like me, you already hated these people, but maybe you're just not quite sure why. And if anybody in the audience needs to be convinced, I think my clip 13 will put them over the top. They spend way too much time talking about a chain. They're all in Chicago. So they're talking about a hot dog and hamburger chain called Portillas, which I'm honestly a huge fan of, but they spend a long time talking about it. But in

clip 13, I think it'll tell you everything you need to know about why we don't like these people. Portillas also, I didn't know this, but they have like vegan Chicago dogs. And so I had a vegan Chicago dog and it was, I mean, what?, but they have like vegan Chicago dogs. And so I had a vegan Chicago dog and it was, I, you know what? I think it was vegan. It was vegetarian at least. So, you know, I think that if you make the decision to be vegan, you just, you're not gonna have hot dogs anymore because it's,

you know what, hot dogs. That's what you're looking for. I never understood that thing where it's like, well, you know, I'm vegan and vegetarian, but I would love a cheeseburger and a hot dog. It's not going to be good. That's not the point of hot dogs. Yeah, you're going, yeah, the point of hot dogs is that, you know, there's a, there's

a meat-like smell and, you know, little particulates of some possible beef and, you know, a bunch of mystery meat, but, you know, you're going to have, like, some soy dog. And I don't know. I guess when you have all those tomatoes and relish like Chicago dog, maybe just have that on a bun. But so I don't know. I guess I was convinced that, okay, I don't like them, but then you kind of start to wonder, do they actually like each other?

Because there's a story that comes up, they talk about a planetarium, and the story that we get is a little bit less than scintillating, and you would think some podcasts would, I don't know, maybe cut it out, or maybe not have the conversation, but not Hey Riddle Riddle. They've got themselves a new soundboard, so they're gonna really try to get a lot out of this.

This is my clip 18. I think I've told you guys the ice story I An X of mine used to work at Adler and did tours and at the end of the tour They hold this giant chunk of ice and they they're like this is from space This is like space ice if you wouldn't touch this this like broke off of the moon or whatever it is, Jupiter. Sure. So, up, don't end this show. So it's like a giant, it's like shaped chunk of ice.

And the kids would touch it and then the adults would be like, oh, that's fun. And then the kids would walk away. And almost 85% of the time the parents would sling her after and go, is that really from space? Look, look, that had nothing to do with your story. Yes it did. They're gonna take this out and board away for me. I can't, I can't be here with this.

I gotta say, from everything I heard, it's not like they were all in love with each other. So I am a little bit glad to hear that they're shitting at each other a little bit. Because that's all I'd be doing. Yeah, there's a little bit more of that. I think Aaron barely tolerates them a little bit later. This is what I wish they had this on their soundboard. Fuck you! What is this garbage?

How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. Lick, lick, lick my balls! Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I just realized I have a lot of mean things on my soundboard, lick, lick my balls. Ha ha ha. Yeah. I just realized I have a lot of mean things on my soundboard. Oops. Oh my gosh.

All right. I'm sorry. Cut you off. No, no, no, it's fine because the idea is clearly, look, it's not a very interesting story, but they don't actually even give him a chance. It's like, you know, so one guy starts playing the theme like they're going to go to break and he's like, all right, well, you know, I'm telling the story let's go and then the toilet flush and I don't know I mean I guess they're making fun of each other is is kind of fun, but I think they're starting to realize like oh the

The soundboard might not actually be helping the show my clip number 19 is from the 12 minute mark of the show 12 minutes in okay, and when your show is called Hey Riddle Riddle, it might not be the time to ask this question. Clip 19. Um, well, do we want to get into riddles? Uh, I guess so. Okay. That's the thing too, is they're obviously very proud of themselves for being like improv theater nerds.

And so they love this idea. They're like, hey, guys, we can just wing it and just have hilarious conversations about kick better. And I think that'll probably fly, right? I don't know. Or we could do a riddle. Yeah. I heard very little riddling when I was there.

I didn't hear a lot of riddies. Oh, well, there were riddies and puzzies throughout the course of this episode. In fact, we are now entering at the 12 minute mark of this one hour and four minute episode. We're entering the riddle zone and the book they're using was sent in by someone named Molly, which becomes important at some point. And we know that it was sent in by somebody named Molly

because they have a theme song for it. And I think after you hear this theme song, everyone who complained about the themes that you use on who are these socials should write you a very apologetic email. Playclip 20 was complaining about the who are these socials they what the I love the YouTube one myself. I love that one. So let's play that Molly's Riddlebook theme. He's time for more. These really books. All right. The self esteem movement has gone too far in this country. These people have way too much self confidence.

They think they're good at everything. This, I was terrible. Look, this is the problem when your parents. They think they're good at everything. That was terrible. Look, this is the problem when your parents tell you that they love you. Okay. Stop it. So stop it with that. Yeah.

You got to make your kids earn it every day. You got to treat him like, I'm a comb salesman. You're always good as yesterday. You and I have both been critical of Howard Stern and the way that he always talks about, like, yeah, but wasn't your mother mean to you? Like to read you, Jackson or his own mother. But you know what? There's something to be said for the way that Howard Stern's the way that he always talks about like yeah, but wasn't your mother mean to you like to Reggie Jackson or his own mother But you know what there's something to be said for the way that Howard Stern's mother treated him

He never would have become the king of all media of his mother had loved him You know how our Stern is like a billionaire Reggie Jackson is one of the greatest basel players ever played there like yeah, but where your parents mean good That's good Obviously that's what works because this new generation is soft, they're dumb, and they're really fucking annoying. So I wanna play, this is a character they have, they have characters on this show.

Oh yeah. Yeah. And this is, Gluf the mouse shows up. And this is my proof that this is for children. This is by children for children. Hey, do you, please see, I don't think we've ever talked just us before. Yeah, I hate it. I actually don't really want to talk just us. Just cut to the

guess. Guest, guess we need a third. Yeah, Michael host. No, we don't need you. Gloof. Give me a chance. Gloof, get out of here. You can't just introduce Glufe in an episode where we have to say bye to him right away. Come on. Hey everybody, it's Glufe in the house. Hey everybody, everybody's favorite mouse. It's Glufe the mouse. Haul, okay.

Michael, make Glufe the mouse. Hey, talkie, talk. Michael, I'm so sorry about Glufe. I'm so sorry. Glufe is leaving, Michael. So you know, you're staying Glufe is leaving. Glufe! This is why I don't like kids. This specifically because I will put up with this shit. You know what? Thanks. Get on like, I don't talk to me anymore. I know you're right now for you.

I don't care. Don't talk to anymore. You're weird. I'll grow up. If, as some people know, I have a seven year old son and a five year old daughter. If they came to everyone, if they came to the dinner table with some of this glue for the mouse horseshit, they'd be sleeping out in the backyard that night. And hopefully they would get some of the tough love they need. And you know what? They would grow up to be successful because of that. They'd be bitching about you.

But so what? Who cares? That's the job that you have to do. Yeah. Our code is like kids don't even talk like that. I know kids aren't even this fucking dorky in the lame. All right, so you mentioned that they live in Chicago. So in the episode I was listening to the most recent one,

they're out in LA and they're at some studio in LA recording this episode. But I guess the main guy got COVID. Yeah, because I was there to studio with you guys. I tested for COVID, tested positive, immediately left and flew home to Chicago, but it was what Michael Hitchcock said to me. He said, you have COVID, and I was so, it felt so unprofessional that he said that to me.

It felt so rude. And I didn't want to let, I just kind of smiled and went, uh-huh, and walked away, because I had to. He was speaking truth to power though. Yeah, yeah, I would just, because what you had said to him was I had to. And it's speaking truth to power though. Yeah, I would just because what you had said to him was, I have COVID. Well, yeah, but it's the way he said it back. It's the way he said it back.

Like he was trying to understand or be empathetic and I said, it isn't that funny. How sometimes it's the way that it said back to us. Mm hmm. Okay, two things here. First off, we're off the get-go. He goes, I tested positive for COVID, so I flew back to Chicago. Now, there was a time when that would be fraud to find quite a bit, right? Like, oh, I got COVID. You're supposed to immediately go to your

hotel room and stay there for 15 days. That used to be the good old days. That's what we used to do when we got COVID. They used to be the thing. And now he's just like, I was out in that way. I got COVID. So I to be the thing. And now we're just like, oh, is that no way I got COVID? So I got out of there playing a blue badge of Chicago. And everyone's just like, yeah, that makes sense. Why? Just saying you are. All those people on the air playing,

we don't know them. So fuck them. Fuck they also get sick. So then he goes on to say that he told Michael Hitchcock to get COVID and Michael Hitchcock said, oh, you got COVID? And then turned it, like I didn't even make, I didn't understand what was going on there.

What was that whole conversation? Were they trying to like, mine some comedy out of that or something? It didn't go the way that I thought, I thought that he said it the way I would of which was, you have COVID in 2023? Yeah, that's not a thing anymore. It's like, it's like somebody who tells you

their HIV positive now. You're like, really? You're like, what, come on. Is there a pill for that? You're fine, right? It's not big. Look at COVID anymore. That's embarrassing. It's not a big deal, obviously. So this dialogue is in raging. Adolfo, what I'm meaning from you is that this is our first episode ever episode ever that we are having to record okay without the creator the glue the God of Hey, right over that is at a reply this whole episode is going to be no

out. And let's do some way to put this audio in front of the episode. We could try. We could try out. Oh, we don't know if it could be done. I'm freaking out. Casey just even, I don't even know how time works anymore. Are you serious? Oh my God. Casey's saying that we can't do that because we would have had to record this

before we recorded the episode, but we wouldn't have known about this at that time. And I guess what Casey says in an editing term, there's no gozies backsees. So I guess we can't. Okay, what does Adel do on the podcast? He does puns. My COVID's getting really loud over.

My COVID's, I can't, although his COVID's going through a tunnel. Oh no, don't. He's going through a tunnel with his COVID. Well, JPC, mascot in the tunnel, mascot in the tunnel. That's indoors, technically. It's so boring. Like they have energy and they're going back and forth,

but everything they're saying is just a bore fast. Like shut up. I really miss glue for the mouse. I forgot. I wish he would have come back. Oh, fuck. All right. Let's get back to what you were checking out here. So up until this point, we've had so much fun just enjoying what a great podcast this is. And this next clip is the moment where I realized what the actual gimmick of the podcast is because I'd only heard about it. I listened to a little bit here and there and I was like, I think this will be a good fit for WATP. So what I found out is where the improv comedy actually comes in. So each of the hosts is able to make the other two hosts act out in a little

scene based on a bunch of dumb rizzies and puzzies that we're not going to really get into. But it's also what makes this show so incredibly difficult to pull clips from. This is kind of what I was talking about. Because these scenes a lot of times will be three minutes long. And there's enough that I want to take out that that I want to call attention to that it's like, all right, but where's the point to cut it? So I've cut this little scene into three parts

because it was the only way I could figure out how to do it. So my clip 23 is the first of, as I said, the first of three, but as you'll hear immediately, even Aaron is like, what? You want a scene? So let's listen to clip 23 together. Aaron, can I please see a scene? So let's listen to clip 23 together. Aaron, can I please see a scene? Are you sure?

Anything so? Yeah. So Aaron, you are a young child in like the 1900s, early 1900s, JBC, you are this child's parents, and you're trying to get them in the bath. No, no, no! Now, I won't have it. I won't have it, you see. You must take a bath. You're absolutely filthy. We can see the

flies dancing atop your head. Why should I respect you? We've only met twice. That's true. Other day, you were born when you came out of your mother, God rest her soul. And I said, one call, this one, Matthew, what Daniel, some such. And the second day, when I welcomed you home from the boarding school, I shipped you off too. Hmm. That's a rough one. We established that they've been doing this for four and a half years.

The episode I listened to is 245. So, you know, and I'm just going to assume they knew each other before this. So in all that time, they somehow have managed to have a complete and utter lack of an ability to build scenes together and actually perform them together. There's moments throughout just that clip, like we've only met two times. Oh, fuck. Okay. So like I said before, the rule of improv is apparently never a firm, never ever a firm under any circumstances, make it easy for your scene partner to try to finish the scene.

Well, it's so dumb too, because it goes against the basic rules of the premise. The premise is, okay, early 1900s daughter, you're the parent, and then they have to say we've only met twice. They just fucks everything up. I get now the promises fucked Now we got a tap dance around to figure out how that could be if you appreciate them abandoning the premise and Introducing new ones and only the space of a minute. You're gonna love clip 24 no No, no, no father. I will not I will not take a bath Why you're you're being absolutely

We'll learn to take a bath. Why? You're being absolutely petulant, petulant, I say. If you won't take a bath, I have... I guess I have no choice, but to call up your supervisor in the mines... No, Bob! ...and tell them you're signing up for an extra shift on Saturday. Bob and no! I'm only two weeks from retirement!

No, no, no! Black, lug, fish, posh! You'll work in the mine on Saturday, and you'll work a 10-hour shift for fourposh. You're working the mind on Saturday, and you'll work a 10-hour shift for four nickels. You're humiliating me, Father. I have children of my own, and those children have children. Oh, what's going on?

Are you in trouble? No, son. Go back to the mind. Your shift is starting. See? Look how your son listens and respects you. If only I could have that for my boy and me, a man of 27, and I'd be disrespected in such a way. Seeing. One, okay.

My favorite part of the clip is at the end, when Aaron says, fun, because we know that that means that was not fun at all. That was so stupid. Because everything they introduced into the scene, then they had a white bot with everything they said after that. But I guess that's the part that's really fun.

Hey, this doesn't make any sense, right? Cause I'm a child and I'm also a grandmother. Pretty fun. Pretty fun stuff. Well, they, you know, they have that old timey Vaudeville music in the background. So that really made the scene though, didn't it? Oh, yeah.

Also, they talked old timey, but not really. So yeah, that worked out really well. Oh, this doesn't make any sense. Lizzo's in Star Wars. This must be fun. Jack Black. This is what we must be having fun because it doesn't make any sense. No, you didn't understand, Carl.

You're not a real Star Wars fan. You didn't understand that people wanted Star Wars to be more like the love boat. Well, that's true. But only for the catchy tunes tune tune in for Ted McGinley next week. Star Wars. So you'll be flying. Or all right. Do you have one more clip from this?

And, pro, you mentioned doing three. We can turn the page on that. Okay. That's all right. It, you know, that. We, we can turn the page on that. That's all right. It, you know, that, that's a good moment. We're going fun. It was enough, I think. Yeah.

Hey, the mines. All right. Uh, then in that case, I got to talk to you about their, uh, fourth anniversary. Now, we just had episode 400 on WATP. Doesn't mean it was fourth anniversary, but they had their fourth anniversary. Congratulations all the same. Oh, thank you, sir. So they are their fourth anniversary. And the way they decided to treat that was my action like they had graduated from like a four year school. Cause I don't know if you know this. A lot of undergraduate schools takes four years.

Yeah, I was a junior college guy myself, but I could tell that some of the rest of you went to school for four years, but I hear you tell that some of the rest of you went to school for four years, but that's okay. All right, so just trust me on this one. Now Aaron, who's hysterical, we've established that. She's legitimately, she's probably my favorite if I have to pick one. Okay, okay. Well, don't make me pick a lot, I guess. So she is presenting at the graduation ceremony.

For short years ago in July of 2018, you started this journey to become a better riddle solver, improviser, and podcast host. We blinked a hour here, July of 2022. It's time to celebrate all the work you did over the last four years and look forward to the bright future ahead The reason why I picked up on that is because they're terrible at this now We're playing clips from more recent episodes. They're four and a half years in and they're like we did this to get better at improv and Broadcasting and solving girls. You suck at it. are you before? I'm hoping they just didn't learn anything. I hope they weren't actually worse than us when they started.

They couldn't have been, right? I mean, it's not possible that they could have been worse than this, right? I can't imagine. Or were they more reserved and less likely to just push a bunch of sound effects and do voices that don't make any sense? Like, were they trying a little harder at the beginning? That's a question I'll never know the answer to. Yep, same. I want to hear it in the chat. Cardiff, can you go and listen to Hayley?

I don't want to live happily. I don't care. One of the fun things to do when you're doing a show, like a big fourth year anniversary and you're celebrating all your accomplishments over the years and you got a big audience and you're bringing the audience with you. And now you go, we've done immediately

what you want to do is bring up inside shit that only your co-hosts would know about and giggle about that type of stuff. For many recordings in 2019, we would keep accidentally locking each other out of the studio when someone went to the bathroom. You'd have to hope you brought your phone to the bathroom and say something like, hey, I'm locked out by accident. Can you come and get me?

Or if you didn't have your phone, you had to bang on the door like a maniac. Wow. That sounds like it'd be really interesting for the other two people on your show and nobody else. That was 90 seconds in to their, their four year anniversary show immediately inside baseball anecdotes. Okay. Cool. But, but you know what? In those 90 seconds, they got 4,000 more patrons.

So obviously they're doing something that we just don't understand. Obviously, because Aaron is not funny, but she thinks she's funny, and you can tell that this is scripted, and she put this together and was like, oh yeah, this is gonna kill. Some of you typed in riddles into the podcast app, Brideide and Bushytale, thinking that this would be a real riddle podcast. Some of you got forced to listen to us by your weird brother or significant other, silently resenting them for introducing this poison into your life.

Some of you heard us mentioned in passing by the podcast, my brother, my brother in me, and thought, I guess I'll listen to a riddle podcast, I trust Justin. Maybe you're here from Dungeons and Daddies, maybe you're a fan of the Badger, maybe this download it on your phone on its own, like the U2 album. No matter how you got here, you're here now. And the cursed states that you're not allowed to leave us until 2027, when JPC dies after he gets killed by the followers of his own sex cult. Be more funny! This is not witty stuff, Aaron. This is terrible. And I'm not surprised that their buddies with my brother, my brother and me, another horrible improv show that's

for idiots. People who hate comedy like this. Yeah. Dungeons and daddies is on my list by the way for shows that we might want to get to one day. That's also that's also that's deep on my list though. That's that's down in the triple A farm team. So fair enough. And then one more clip from this graduation ceremony because I don't know about you, but I think bathroom breaks are one of the funniest things you could possibly talk about agreed. Some of you typed in riddles into the podcast app, bright eyed and bushy tailed, thinking that this would be a real riddle podcast. Oh, shit. That's the same clip, isn't it? Yeah. But I got we got to hear again that they're apparently no fan of

editing because she clearly flubs the line there. And it's like, they have a producer. There's a clip I have that we may or may not get to that where they talk to their producer. And it's like, all right, he could have tripped that. He could have a producer. There's a clip I have that we may or may not get to where they talk to their producer. And it's like, all right, he could have tripped that. He could have done anything. But it's like, oh, we had the music bed. They probably played the music bed live while she spoke. So now they can't fix it.

Anyway, I've just figured out why they did. I think you figured out why they did the fix it. I think you nailed it with that. All right. I'll throw it back to you, Christian. I don't know much longer. I can lessen to these people. They're doing some scene where the two guys are each playing an onion and a tomato and they're trying to, you know, they're acting out

a scene in the space of a fridge. That's not the important part. The important part in my clip 31 is Aaron's really starting to have it have you know just had had her fill of these guys for this hour that they're together so clip 31 let's give a listen all right I got to go to the other board for that I haven't idea follow my lead no what's my name what's my name I said your name is Orion. Yep. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Huh, these two are bad. Can't use these trash, trash.

Oh, she just threw her feet in the trash. And that's how she's stepping into the trash. Here we go. You weren't there. You weren't there. And we'll never know what she was making. Wow, rather than enjoying the scene, Aaron would rather kill two pieces of perfectly good You weren't there. And we'll never know what she was making. Wow. Rather than join the scene, Aaron would rather kill two pieces of perfectly good fruit and

veg. Yeah. That's that's the shame here. And that's just an absolute shame. I'm sorry, but I'm not. So this might be why I'm at least a little bit more fond of Aaron is because she just occasionally would stop a scene that was going nowhere and I think the other guys would have kept going.

And again, it's an example of them trying to fuck each other up. And like, what was my name? Do you remember what my name was? And it's like, no, I don't know what you mean. Let's derail the scene because you can show that you're smart. I've tried to be funny with you. Come on, man. I'll be out a little bit.

So because you're loving Aaron so much, I have to play this clip because this is proof that it's fair about to be over. This is proof that Aaron has an asshole. If you were hanging out with there, you'd be pretty pissed off. I had a game night recently with friend of the show Anthony Birch. Okay. And we yes, my invite got lost in the fucking mail. You don't live in the same city as me. That makes sense. And for a big chunk of the game night, I insisted we listen to the soundtrack for cats. I thought it would make our... Which one, the movie version or the Broadway?

I think the Broadway version. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Notice how she phrased that. I insisted on listening to the soundtrack for cats. So in other words, people are like, let's not do that. That's a bad idea. Yeah. And she was like, no, we're doing that. That sucks. I don't know how many actual theater nerds you've ever had in your life at any point. But what I do know about them is cats is not something that any of them actually really like. If you're serious about music or theater, much less both,

you hate that show and all the songs in it. So Aaron, Aaron is no longer my favorite. I'm going to go with whatever the fuck that gloofed the mouse is definitely my favorite on the show now. Okay. Yes. That makes more sense. All right.

Let's wrap this up. I know you get a lot more clips. What do you want to hit on here? Okay. So clip 34 is the return of their most hilarious sound effect. It's also a really important milestone in this episode of the show, clip 34. I got to take this. I got to take this.

I got to take this. I can't do this anymore. I have to get hello. Okay. I had to make a lot of it. That's how being murdered. Your grandpa is how we're being murdered. I have to go.

Let's see. I have to go. I'll see you guys there. All right. Is he after break? So yes, that is the halfway point of the episode that I had picked. And we'd really mind a lot at this point. And I will do my best to pick up the pace. There's a few more to hit. Okay, I do want my clip 35 though,

which references their producer, Kasey, who clearly feels like, you know, they've done this show in a way so far that it's like, I can't put on my resume that I produced this dumb show. So let's listen to clip 35, please. I better not hear you fuckers. Fight, fight, fight.

Ever complain about my sound cues again after this episode. You do know the restraint I have shown. You know how many sound effects I haven't added to the Zencaster sound board. I could have done a fart reverb. You know how much I would have loved to add a fart reverb? Jesus Christ man. He knows the term for.

Sorry sir. I will say after having a soundboard for half a day, Casey has showed a remarkable about him, we're straight. And Hendrix invented the fart reverb, right? Yes. That's funny. That's funny.

Yeah. You know how you know that clip was funny, Carl? Because they said it was. They said it was three times that that clip was funny. Yeah, that's how you know. That's how you know. And they must have been having a lot of fun and it was funny. Yeah, you know how you know that clip was funny, Carl? Because they said it was three times that that clip was funny. Yeah, that's how you know. They must have been having a lot of fun and it was funny. Yeah. I will say that giving people a soundboard can end a relationship very quickly. That's a really good way to find out how it knowing somebody has when they have a soundboard in front of them. I fought for a long time to keep going away from Vinny, but Motherfucker got his hands on a wand. What are you gonna do? Well, that's why he has to spend so much time with the potato now.

Correct. So throughout the course of the episode, I listened to, there were plenty of times where I was convinced I couldn't possibly find these people more knowing than I do now. Yeah. But they never seized to amaze me because Clip37 was kind of the peak. But before we do this next riddle, I'm gonna need you to put your pun hat on pun hat on Put your little pun hat on and shot off your brain Okay, kind of forgot about that clip when I said that I liked air in the best. So yeah, what the fuck? Christian. I don't know what I was thinking. She at least

tried to keep the episode moving. Now, when I started singing the Star Wars song to the love ball theme, I immediately got in barrison stopped. Why did she do that? Like, after she started singing that, she should be like, I, this is stupid. She could have said, put her pun hat on and then stopped. But she's like, well, I've come up with verses in my head and hopefully everybody, everybody starts to sing along, you know, somewhere. Yeah, the other asshole's like, I don't know how to harmonize, but why don't they try it now? Okay.

We've established that the sound effects have not helped this episode, but as it turns out, the one time they actually need a sound clip, they don't have it, clip 40, please. Let me try and get a bird in here, let me kind... a hula bird onto my finger, and I can eat that. I don't have a bird effect either, I don't. Excuse me, Mr. Bird, what'd you say? Thanks, dude. You saved.

I was looking. I don't have a bird effect. I was trying to help. I was trying to be a bird. I don't have it. I can't believe this is popular. This is so terrible. You know, there's a contest NPR is doing or one of these things, where it's like they're doing like a student podcast contest, like submit your student podcasts or try to find new podcasters. This is what I would expect to hear. If you was just like high school kids

or college students putting a podcast together you'd be like, oh, God, Jesus, this is not good. Yeah, no, if you had like a middle school nephew that's like, oh, God, Jesus. This is not good. Yeah. No, if you had like a, you know, a middle school nephew that's like, Oh, Uncle Carl, I know that you listen to podcasts all the time. Can you listen to mine? And you're like, you know, what for a seventh creator? It wasn't good, but it's kind of what you expect. That's what I would say. Oh, I would go never podcasts again. You're terrible. That's a, that's out of my family. Change your last name So no hamburger

You're a vegan hot dog from Portillo's So clip 30 sorry clip 43 is the answer to the riddle. Why did the man stand behind his donkey? So that's the riddle and I enjoy this clip because it's Aaron's breaking point in the episode She actually tries to end the episode, but then I guess looks at the clock. So no one's happy here. So play my clip 43. Can you do it in the ass? No, no, no.

Because his wife said he could do it in the ass. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bye. Bye. Can't even do the proper outro. She's so valuable. Bye. It's got. I know. Bye. Here it is. Bye. Can't even do the proper outro. She's so friendly. No, bye. Here it's gone.

No, bye. Bye, sell. That's her new outro. Actually, I'm going to do another Jupiter to just cleanse the space. We're going to start over. Thank you. We're cleaning the space. Everybody.

All right. Interesting. We can't see a woman on a desert island shopping, but we'll allow this. I just cleaned the space. I just cleaned the bed energy. I cleaned the bed energy. Interesting we can't see a woman on a desert island shopping, but we'll allow this I'm sorry here. Let me put some olive oil in a heated pan put in some garlic and some onion Aaron if you think that it's a bad energy for a man to fuck a donkey I'm sorry, but you're gonna have about four people on the internet. Jupiter, Jupiter. We are those of the fairies.

That would be... Uh, no, we still have time left. Okay. On this earth. So, we all know the game, Fuck Mary Kill. And listening to that clip, I think I've come up with a new game. Why don't you pick the participants for this new game, Carl. Kill, kill, kill.

I was hoping you would ask me that. I would like to murder Aaron, man slaughtered JPC. And I don't know, second degree, Edel. These people suck, dude. This is terrible. Well, like I can't fucking believe this is a real thing that people listen to. And it's so big. At some point in life, you're gonna have a conversation with somebody that's like, oh, do you listen to Heyver to Rittle? And then that'll be a person that you also have to manslaughter. And by the way, Christian, I'm a podcasting expert. That's true. No one knows more of my podcasting than me.

And I'm be funneled. I'm like, what is going on? People are whizzing at this. I wasn't doing a minute long clippin' up like, I gotta turn this off. Yeah. This is terrible. No, I gotta turn this off. This is terrible. Now, all the shows that you played on episode 400, you're like, I don't like Bert,

but for some reason people do, so I can understand how it's successful. I don't, it's not for me, but I get all those shows. You can at least be like, all right, I can explain it. This, there's no explanation. They're not even playing, does it drag? At least if they were playing D&D, I'd be like, all right, well, it's for At least they were playing D&D, I beg of you.

I want for someone, you know, but this is nothing. There's nothing going on here. So at this point, we're 50 minutes into their podcast and the best riddle they've gotten throughout the whole show is this clip, clip 44, but these idiots do not appreciate the riddle in clip 44 and they point out like, oh, this is an old book. It's from an earlier time, but let me know what you think of clip 44.

What is the difference between a girl and an umbrella? A girl in an umbrella? Yeah. Let's see. You see, open up a girl inside the house? No. That's that would make me laugh. You can shut up an umbrella.

What the fuck? Molly. No, she would die if I, she told me how bad these are. Come on, you shut up an umbrella. Yeah, but I never heard that before. I know you've never heard that before, but of the of what I had to work with in this hour, that was the best one, but they're going to now double down on what was the funniest moment in their podcast, because this is something you were talking about earlier that the future of comedy

is, you know, just the most safe, bland, not even vanilla, whatever is, whatever is more bland than vanilla. So, and you might want to get your checkbooks ready because of the declaration in this clip 45. Can you imagine back in, like, I want to say 1935, whenever this book was written, you just had dinner, everyone retires to the parlor. You play a few parlor games, and then suddenly, Uncle Jack gets up in a smoking jacket and he goes,

hey, I got a joke to tell. And he tells this fucking clunker, and all the men hootin' how they hit in the pound on their tables. They stole the fire. That jack's a real cut up. What a funny man that jack is. Whatever happened to him? Arsenic poisoning, huh?

Guess he was just eating arsenic. That poor widow of his. I wonder if she knew that his food was l lace with arsenic. That's what they say they say women poison and men Oh, yeah, you're right that one was really bad and that one was a test because if you thought that one was good actually Go to your checkbook write yourself a big check for your fructing privilege. That's right, check your privilege. Check yourself. Oh God. Yeah. So get out that check. So I'm waiting to check my privilege. Hey, I got a joke. I got a riddle for you. Question. What's the difference between an ironing board and Hannah, our review girl.

Sometimes it's hard to get the lags open on an ironing board. Sometimes it's hard to get the lags open on an ironing board. Be here all week, everybody. All right. A little later, I do have a clip that I want to, I want to save for the voicemail segment, but the, the last clip of from the show that I want to play my clip 47, I think is good for everybody. You might want to download this to your phone, Carl, because if anybody ever says, Hey, what's your problem with improv? Where do you hate it so much? Just play clip 47. I'd like to see a scene. Oh, JBC, you are a pet frog that knows that if you get touched,

you will die. And Adel, you are his teenage, like, preteen owner. Hey, that's you close. Don't get too close. Well, I'll stay back here. I just want to say smacks Don't fuck my mom Come on my mom fucking days along over okay, I'm retired now. I'm just a Hey, did he bring me flies? Sort of I brought you a picture I brought you a picture of Jennifer Lopez who famously started as a flag girl on in living color flag girls were sort of, I brought you a picture, I brought you a picture of Jennifer Lopez who famously started as a fly girl on in living color.

Fly girls were sort of dancers in the 90s. This will do for a different reason, but I am, but I need something to eat. I'm seeing that. Seen the, uh, exaggerated scene. Seen is like, no, stop. Even I don't want this bullshit. Please, see, see. Yeah.

Don't you understand? Well, you know, in the end, Carl, maybe, maybe Hey, Havriddle Riddle isn't about the way it ends, but it's about the friends we made along the way. Maybe that's when we should have learned. No, it's if we haven't already been doing this for the last hour, I think it's time for our... Gringe of the week.

And unfortunately, someone who was on our show recently is being looked at here because my buddy, John Marlow sent me this clip from ski mask collective and ski mask collective featuring Stevie Lou, who comes up with this jam. Now, you're just to hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Before we get into that, hold on. No, before I got what you're going with, wait a second, bubble, an Amazon package. Do you know someone that lives in Brazil that goes to the Amazon Rainforest and sends you packages? Like, what are you getting from down in Brazil?

Stevie, I really hope that people, never mind, I really hope certain shows do not clip what you just said, because that was brutal. That's correct, Steve. That did make cred to the said because that was brutal. That's correct. Keep that. That didn't make cred to the week. Oh my God. That was not good. That's your best ever. You know that Amazon is also a river. I think that, I don't know, when Amazon as a company started, I don't know what that was 2000, 2005, whatever it was that day that was still not a good joke. You know, the first time you ever heard of it, it was already not a good joke. Still didn't work.

All right, I got a couple. Okay, but before you move on, I wanted to tell you, you know, I'm actually starting a new show called Carl's Cucks. And we're basically just gonna play clips of people on shows that compliment you. So I have my clip 51, it's from Jim Norton and Sam Roberts.

And look, the clip doesn't start well, but I think you're gonna like what Jim has to say and feel like he ends really strong in my clip 51. Now, I was actually going to work this into a later segment because we're going to get all into this whole Anthony versus Bill Burr. That's my mistake. Soga, which is what Jim is talking about. I should have checked with you.

I'll play it now. We'll play it again later too. I don't care. I appreciate that Jim brought me up on the Jim and Sam show this past week. That one's fighting with Stuttering John. I like Stuttering John. This one's fighting with that one. I like Julie. I like Carl. I like all these guys. Yeah. He likes it. And so, yeah. And so Jim's point was that he doesn't feel like he needs to pick sides in these petty battles that go on between podcasts

and other internet person. But I lost a little respect when he said I like Stuttering John. I just think he hasn't talked to him enough. Well, that is the thing about Jim is he's a loyal guy. He's similar to Florentine in that way. And those guys were good friends growing up. And you know, Florentine's also friends with everybody. He talks for an hour a day on the phone.

I mean, uh, the Florida's, he has shown me names. What I meant to say. Yeah. Yes, my bad. You might have noticed that we played a voicemail just this past episode, where somebody said someone should make a parody called clubfooted to foreigners hot-blooded. And lo and behold, it shows it with my inbox. Ian Daniel pulled this together very quickly. I'm fucked up with so-o-o-my-teeth Come on, Janey, what a place I'm rockin' I'm fucked up, fuckin' Don't know how to burn it, what? My mouth is very scattered

Pinch your eggs at cheese Now you're boozing so bad I want to know when you listen to my show Now my friends is putt all his friends are just Just me and him I'll show you the feet that point in When I'm blown at me jury My feet are fucked up and so are my teeth Come on Jenny Well, everyone say what I consider to be a deep pull of their come on Jenny want to play some rock band good lyric and I guess there to be a deep pull of their. Yeah. Come on, Jenny, you want to play some rock band? Good lyric. And then Mr. Magenta coming in. We haven't heard from Mr. Magenta in a minute.

And he's got one for Stuttering John. We played this actually on the bonus show, but I said, you know, I'm going to play it again. That's fine. People who are on the page are on a super cast. Got a sneak preview of this. No more, Mr. Nice John. I used to be such a sweet sweet thing till they started trolling me.

I get money for beloved shatters and get too drunk to see. I got no friends cause they read the reddits They can't be seen with me On dates I'm getting real shot down And I'm feeling mean I said no more, Mr. Nice John No more, will I clear? No more, Mr. Nice John, no more, Will I clear E-E-E? No more, Mr. Nice John, they say I smell fucking obscene

I dropped a beer can on my heads a day The cat shitting my bed Moms been getting tons of prank phone calls and dabble he's just dead. I went to pickwick, she house wasted like everybody knows. The bartender she recognized me and punch me in the throat. I said no more. Mr. Nice John. No more. Well, I see. Yeah. Yeah. No more, Mr. Nice. Yeah. I'm coming in from Mr. Magenta. Always appreciate those song parodies. Now, I have to address this Opie radio clip. I was going to address this OP radio clip. I was gonna pull this myself and play it. And then OP put it out, you know how he likes to make his little videos now.

The click baby videos that are just 40 seconds long. Yeah. So he actually put this out, which I was surprised by. And in order to talk about this whole saga between OP and Anthony and Bill Burr and Club soda Kenny. We're going to set all of this up if you don't know about this, but this has been the big news going on. I mentioned in episode 400 that Anthony was at the comedy seller, tried to go talk to Bill Burr and Bill Burr's

security who happened to be Club soda Kenny used to work for the Open Anthony show, physically removed Anthony from the club.dy used to work for the open Anthony show, physically removed Anthony from the club. So that's the big news that's going on. And this is an extremely misguided video about me. And I want to bring, and I mentioned, I have a special guest on the show today to talk about this because this is a guy who's also

kind of involved in this whole scene. He used to have a show on compound media. He's had multiple falling outs with Anthony himself. I think he's friends with with OP now. I'm not sure, but I thought it'd be great to bring on Kevin Brennan. He doesn't normally go on to people's shows, but he's coming on W ATP Kevin Brennan. What's happening, buddy? Okay. I'm just going to start out right now and say,

Calls are fucking idiot. Oh, come on, Kevin, I thought we were frauds here. You're a fucking idiot. You're a good of Carl. And then you have this guy on the show who goes, Hey, this podcast sucks. Here's 47 clips of it. I know, he goes, this is hard to clip.

There's 50 clips from one episode. Here's 47, they suck, they stop, listen to them all. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Good point, Kevin, that's why I brought you up. He has a piazza, I agree with you. Okay, so check this out. This was made by OP at his team, and Cardiff's not the fucking act now.

Cardiff is now introducing these clips. Oh, hi, it's me, your pal, Cardiff electric. I'm gonna flip it out of the fucking act now. Card of us now introducing these clips. Oh hi, it's me, your pal card electric. And you're watching a clip from Opie Radio. Now this is called W-A-T-P being very hypocritical when it comes to Anthony. That's the name of this clip. Alright.

I find a hypocritical that W-A-T-P is signalling about the chest bump incident yet they attack everyone else. Oh! Oh! The chest, oh the Kenny clips on it. Oh! The knife's coming in hot. Good, G.H. The knife's coming in hot.

That is a very, very good point. If you're going to go down that road, you've got to make fun of everybody. We make fun of everybody. He did find the story. Cardiff, I know you've got a relationship over here, but that's a very good point by Manage, because if you're doing it right, like Hoping Anthony did, we made fun of everybody.

Everybody. He did. He did. He did. He did. There's a lot there to make fun of. I'll be honest, my little video about it blew up. It did very, very well. So they need to do that and they would get a lot of views. Go for it. Why not?

Anthony's all about, it's all just fun and games. That's a very good point. I'm talking about. That is a very good point. W-A-T-P did address it, but no, he did not go after him. No. And all right. See, this is what someone's knowing about OP right here.

Is he reads a comment? He doesn't know anything about this. Curtis trying to explain him the whole fucking time. He keeps trying to like get a word in. They're like, no, no, they addressed it. I talked about it. And it was going, yeah, why would you do that? First off, my show format is we make fun of podcasts.

So if someone's going to podcast about it, which OP did, then we'll dress it, which I will. But I just find it very obnoxious. Then I hope we feel like that was a big gotcha for you. Oh, super chatter. It's that Carol Sugs. You must be right. Well, listen, I'm just going to say OP is a fucking genius. So. He's fucking great. You've never heard Kevin say that word before. You know, he's talking to potatoes, he's talking to corn. I mean, he's fucking, he's fucking blowing up. He's selling tickets.

He is blowing up. He is blowing up and selling tickets. So later on in that same video, I just want to play this quick clip because this is the bearer thing for OP. It's very excited about the number of people who are watching him live on this. 148 strong. I see a I see one hundred and ninety six. Yeah, Bob, because I do, I do both Facebook and YouTube. So my, the total right

now is one ninety five. Oh, it's one eighty nine. Oh, I hate when that happens. Chris, did you ever imagine Opie from Opie to Anthony would be celebrating having close to 200 people watching him live? I couldn't imagine Dennis Falcone being excited about a hundred and ninety five people watching him stream live. Yeah, this felt cone has performed in front of more people to wedding wedding. And that's not impressive. I gotta say that Kevin Brennan, you have way more than two of your people watching. You're show live.

148, I don't even get out of bed for 148 people. I used to go to compound for a hundred bucks, but now I don't get out of bed for 148 people. This is stupid. Yeah, and you know what, Opie's doing. He's reading $2 super chats. Can you believe the head again? Opie's a genius.

Oh, okay. I can't agree. You can you can never stop to take too many super chats. I agree with Kevin on that. What Opie was referring to in that previous video was that he made a video called Anthony versus Bill bird has 17,000 views. This is gold for Obi. This blew up for Obi. Him addressing this whole situation. And so it starts off bashing Jim Norton. I don't know why he felt that he did this, but he did. After seeing his dear friend Jimmy perform, uh, Yuck.

Where's Jimmy? Where's Jimmy when it comes to the Anthony Cooomy versus Bill Berthay? I'll tell you where he is. He has his taint. Jim Norton has his taint sitting exactly in the middle of the fence. That's where Jimmy is. Jim Norton right there with his taint right on the fence Supporting Anthony a little bit supporting bill a little bit because he does want to piss off either guy So stupid Jimmy and his dumb fat taint is sitting right there on the fence Boom

Now I think you're allowed to be fragile both guys right, right? You have to take sides when two guys argue. You have to decide which side you're on. Is that how life? I mean, I hope you should understand that because almost everyone sided with Anthony when the two of them split up. And, you know, almost, you know, I mean, just Vic Henley was with Opie. And everybody else was like, yeah, I'm going to be team Anthony on this. Yeah, Joe DeRosa and Vic Henley. Look, I think if you call someone's wife, Ug ugly, they're a while to not like you anymore.

But also billber's wife is not hot. Can we all agree on that? Kevin, can we agree on that? Listen, I'm a father. That offends me. I'm not a racist or anything. I can't tell. I think Bill Berz wife is a beautiful.

I, uh, this is not the Kevin, I was expecting. He's a really team. I never know who I'm going to ask for a job. So I'll just say I've never seen Bill Burr's wife. So I have no idea. Well, that's the other thing too. It sounds like, and we're going to play more clips of this. Sounds like Opie just learned the word taint.

And he thinks it's hilarious. He's like, this guy, you know what he's doing. He's sitting on the fence with his name. It's number two, Disgunk Farts. It's up there. All right. Now, uh, this is OP talking about how he never clicks on videos. He talks about this all the time. He loves to be uninformed and it makes it difficult to do the job of commentating on all the things going on in your universe. If you don't know anything about what's going on in your universe. But OP loves this. He loves to not know.

He's keeping it real, real and informed. So this is him explaining that just this week, he finally had to click on some of these videos to see what was doing, but he never clicks on these videos. You have to trust him, even though he did, he never does. Everyone was sending me this video, but he explaining what happened at the comedy seller. And I've had for a very long time,

I don't click on anything. And I went against my own rules twice this week, twice. So when I break my rule, I'm gonna tell you. Because when I tell people I don't click on anything, They don't believe me. I don't click on anything But then when I get a weak moment and I click on something I feel like I got to tell you guys obviously, that was very Contradicting himself when he says I never click on things and I would tell you guys and I did click on two things This week, I never do but I did

I would tell you guys and I did click on two things this week. I never do, but I did. But he finally became informed on a subject. He clicked on a link and watched a video that he can now respond to. This is a 15 minute long video. He put out 17,000 views. Oh, be click on shit. It's probably good for you to know what you're talking about. It's probably not a bad idea.

I don't know why he has the moral high ground is because he's not clicking on links. And Padypuk walker water the same thing. Click on shit. Know what you're talking about, it doesn't hurt. If you want to make fun of me, listen to a show. See what we're talking about. Makes it easier. For some reason, Opie's very upset with Jim Norton.

Kevin, what do you think about Jim Norton? Oh, Jim's a fucking idiot. Okay, that's what I thought you were gonna say. Opie is explaining that Jim is a phony, which is odd to me because this is what I listened to that Jim and Sam episode from, I think it was Monday and you know, color calls and he's like,

oh, you're not gonna talk about this, Jim, Jim's like, yeah, talk about whatever the fuck you want. You know what he explains, just like we heard on that clip, I'll play it again, I don't give a shit. Everyone's fighting with Stuttering John. I like Stuttering John. This one's fighting with that one. I like Sh guy, I don't give a shit. Everyone's fighting with Stuttering John. I like Stuttering John. This one's fighting with that one.

I like Julie. I like Carl. I like all these guys. He likes Anthony. He likes Billy. He likes clubs so to Kenny. He likes all these people. What's he supposed to do?

Just decide like, okay, I'm not going to be friends with this person anymore because they had a falling out. So now, we just got to get some shots in on Jim Norton. And again, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. I guess the story goes, Anthony went and saw Jim Norton. And then Jim Norton was at the black cat, pussy cat, pretty much doing the same material that he's been doing for over 10 years. And then Anthony's like, you know what, I'm close. I'm going to go to the seller, which is stupid because there's so many people at the seller that simply don't like him because of his race talk.

So Opie's just making shit up now, which is not good content. So to say that Jim Norton's doing the same materials we knew for the last 10 years, Opie's studies never seen Jim's material in this time. And I've seen Jim Norton live probably 10 times and it's always been different. The one thing about Jimmy's pretty prolific when it comes to writing material. He's not just reading. I saw one of those, whatever the black pussycat shows last May when I was there. And it was a complete hour. I'd never heard him even talk about stuff on the radio a little bit

since then. Some of those things have come up. But he talks about his new girlfriend and clearly, Opie hasn't heard any of his new material because if he had, he'd know exactly where Jim's taint is on a regular basis. But it's just an insane thing to make fun of Jim Norton for is not updating his material. That's one thing he's very, very good at.

And he's a very funny comic, I have to say. He's very funny. I mean, that hour's great. And on the show, it's not like he's ever like, I don't want to talk about that. You know, I mean, that hour's great. And, you know, on the show, it's not like he's ever like, I don't want to talk about that, you know? I mean, I don't know anything that I, I know so much more about Jim Norton than I know about any other human being on the earth.

And I don't know if I'm comfortable with some of the things I know about him. Fair enough. I'm fine as I would you mean by that. Now, Kevin Brennan doesn't even like Standup County. He thinks it's all stupid. Standup County is fucking stupid. It's fucking dumb. Why go fucking by shows when you can just sit in your house

and talk to people? They don't even want to- That's a good point. They're idiots. That's a good point. I guess if I can just sit in my house and read Super Chats all day. I have no dates.

All right. Listen, I'm gonna say this because everyone's just like, Carl never addresses this. I'm not a fan of Anthony's tirades against black people. I'm not a fan of that at all. I hate it. I think the problems with this country

and what more do is socioeconomics than race because I've watched up episodes of cops. They know that poor white people are up to some crazy ass shit and they're not to be trusted. So I don't really think it has a lot to do with the race. I think it's about how much money you have and growing up and things like that.

But the fact that Opie is saying that there should be places you're not allowed to go to because you have a different opinion than the people who are at that place. It's like, I don't know why anything's even going to the cellar. People don't like him there. It's like, so wait, what kind of country do we live in?

There's most places I go to. The people who are there would not agree with me on a political basis. So I mean, I'm not allowed to go there anymore. I can't have a hot dog. I can't have a vegan hot dog for this place because people don't have to say political opinion as I do. I'm gonna understand that at all.

Yeah, I think my bubble would be very small here in Los Angeles if I was only going to go to events and places where like, well, they're going to agree with me, aren't they? Yeah, you could, you could go to Dennis Miller's house in Orange County and that's it. That's your two choices. Okay, it was one of those places yesterday. Okay.

OP now goes into an extremely unfunny Bob Kelly impression. I like what OP is feeling it because he really is terrible at this. Well, because Manosh gave him 14 zars, which was the the the monetary fun that he gave him. And he's like, I'm really feeling myself here. Watch this. Yeah, he's crushing it now. He's got his audience here. So he goes up to Bill Bur to supposedly bob kelly's like and you got a figure this out with the uh... and we all need to get a lot

what a whole bunch of phony comedians make believe they get along with each other they get they all despise each other especially the ones that that are more famous than them but don they'll sit around publicly. Hey, make sure you check out Blom Blom Special. He's the funniest guy in the business, but behind the scenes are like, F that guy should be me.

Duh, duh, duh, you need to figure it out with Bill Berger. Cause everyone needs to get along. No, none of those guys get along. So this is all projecting. No, Christian, I know that you know comedians who run in different circles, probably on the west coast. I know some on the east coast here. OP was always jealous of Howard. I know he's wanted to have Howard's job. So he doesn't like Howard because of that. He doesn't realize that a lot of other people are pretty content with where they're at and they can be friends with other comics who are maybe doing better than them or not

as good as them. It's very possible to have these relationships without being jealous of everyone. Yeah, not every comedian is rich boss. All the rest of them are happy for everyone else's success. Voss is not. But I think Colin and Jim and Bob, they're all happy for each other. They like spending time. Yeah, they're all happy for each other. They like spending time. Yeah, because they make fun of each other. They obviously do like ball busting and hanging out. And hopefully it's going,

none of these guys even like each other because that's what his radio experience is. You know, it's about ratings or jealousy, obviously. He goes on to explain how stupid Anthony is for wanting to make up with Bill Burr. Who by the way they used to be friends. So it's not that crazy to want to do that. So stupid Anthony goes, you know what? I'm working out with Bill Burr. Not realizing that like the stuff he said about Bill Burr's wife, that's a game changer. It's a game changer. Simple as that. So, Anthony's not allowed to try to mend the fence. I don't know.

I wouldn't knock Anthony for going up and being like, hey, Bill, can we make up on this? Or what do I need to do? No, obviously Bill has every right to be like, get the fuck out of my face. Get out of this club right now. And what you did, which is fine. But I don't have any. Who has a problem with Anthony approaching Bill to say like, Hey, man, are we cool? I don't know why that's the problem. Yeah, I mean, just as it's fine for Bill to be like,

yeah, we're not cool, you know, and Anthony's like, I was just trying to say that your wife is Janet Jackson on good times, ugly, not ugly, ugly. You know? See, now that probably wouldn't have helped. Probably wouldn't have. That's probably why I don't have friends. Why I can't go to the comedy seller. Of course, now he's talking about how dumb Anthony is. This is how dumb Opie is. He doesn't even understand the difference here

between what Anthony was trying to do and what Opie would do with Howard. Jim Norton is one of them. Howard Stern's another one of them. I wouldn't just casually walk up to Howard after all the crap I've said over the years, he's going, hey, I won't. Yeah, that's because you and Howard were never friends.

That's the difference here. Anthony and Bill were friends. Club Sony caddies there hanging out with them. They were all friendly. They used to do shows together all the time. So the fact that Anthony would go, be like, hey man, it's very different than OP going up to Howard. And Opie is like

talking about Howard's kids. He got real personal, like some real crazy shit. Howard does not like Opie at all for probably good reason. I don't think Howard likes me either. If the guy that you see on your screen right now, walked up to Howard, got close enough to him. Do you think Howard would have any idea who that person is? No, definitely not. That's not O from OP and it wouldn't matter because whoever was with Howard would tackle this guy and beat the shit out of him for even getting close to him. All OP could hope for is to cough on him and ruin the rest of his week.

Right. All right, so this is uninformed OP strikes again. So Bill had every right to be beyond pissed. And I don't even know I don't even know the extent. I just know and brought strokes that he's been incredibly crappy towards Bill Burr. So he doesn't even know what Anthony said about Bill. Like gotten Bill self-sett. But he knows for a fact that he should not have even tried to apologize to him or to make up for it. Kevin, do you know what this is? Like why bills upset with Anthony?

Uh, bills upset with Anthony because Anthony's kind of a fucking idiot for going up to him. I don't understand why he even tried to, you know, rekindle this whole thing. Was he think, Bill's not going to put him in the Mandalorian. There were no Tunisian back alleys, uh, knife fighters and and star wars back then. He's not going to Anthony had nothing to gain from this. Anthony's kind of a fucking idiot. He's kind of a piazza. He's a piazza.

Yeah, we're too old to have. What are we going to friends out? How many friends do we have? Who cares? Who needs? Why are we making friends? That's like what piazza's doing. Right.

What is everybody ready to veto? I want to be everyone's friend. Ready? You're a fucking hack. That's like what piazza's do. Right. What is everybody ready to veto? I want to be everyone's friend. Ready. You're a fucking hack. All right. That's why I brought Kevin out. I was open. He would shed some light on the subject for us.

All right. I'll be right back to talking about Jim Norton for some reason. All right. Let's now go to Jim Norton and see what he has to say about the big build perverse is Anthony Kumio. As he's balancing his stupid tank It's stupid worn out tank right in the middle defense Well, you know

well well Who could help me more? Uh, obviously Bill Burke can help me more. So I got to lean this way a little bit, but you never know. Anthony, he can't hot again. Uh, uh, uh, uh. I just discovered something here. This is the way OP thinks this is the reason why he's saying this is because

OP is only friendly with someone who can help him out for his career So he's like he's like that that must be the way Jim thinks I think Jim genuinely isn't looking for handouts from Bill or Anthony I think he genuinely likes both of those guys and you know who could help Opie with his career everyone literally everyone everyone Everyone in show business and show business dude I'll be listening to like 17 minutes of who are these podcasts, they would help him with his career. There's a lot of things he could do to get better, but I just thought he could do a Hey Riddle riddle. I think he'd be a great guest on that show

because he also doesn't know how to improv. Fit right. The Taints, the Taints. He really is crushing it with the impressions on the Right it doesn't even fucking make sense. So then he contradicts himself This is all from the same video where he says why would you try to make up with Bill? I'm not gonna make up with how or I've said too many terrible things about him But you casually walk over to Bill like oh Bill's gonna understand everything by now. We're gonna work it out. No, you don't work it out

now I've said some crazy outrageous stuff. I burned a lot of bridges. I'm not going to try to rebuild the bridge Not gonna walk up to Howard. Hey Howard. Hi. I did try through Through people we both knew care. I mean very carefully. I did I did an approach with like hey Howard Why don't we try to work this out? Oh, it was a fucking idiot. Okay. I'll be my be a fucking idiot He just he just said I wouldn't try to make it with Howard because I did try to make up with Howard at one point But I did it differently than Anthony did, okay? Yeah, I had someone else try to do it for me.

Yeah, that's better. That's the better way to do it. They just walk up to someone like a man and try to shake their hand. No, that's definitely the way to go about it, Ope. I sent a DM to Ralph Cyrillo thought maybe he could help me out. He's such an idiot.

And then somebody comments about how Anthony, I guess, destroyed Opie. You know, the fans have to make it so dramatic, obviously. Ant destroyed you last week. I don't care. Anthony has no credibility whatsoever. So, oh, did he destroy me? Oh, she doing.

What did Jim Norton do? This is Jim trying to balance on the fence Here we how do I do I gotta talk to both these guys now. Oh, and hopefully the other guy will will know that will be on to me. I should say Shut up, you can destroy me only once. He has no credibility. Zero. He obviously is very proud of that gym thing he's doing

with the fans of the team. Yeah, which, by the way, if you were ever actually trying to stay on a fence, you don't move so much. You actually hold still and grab on. You don't rock back and forth and try to move your hands like the mummy. Who are you, Bob Levy? How do you know so much about sitting at a fence? That's very impressive. I love that he goes. Anthony has no credibility. Well, when it comes to broadcasting, he actually

has a lot more credibility than a lot of people. He was fired from Series XM and decided to start his own network that's been going on for close to 10 years now, where OP got a job with Westwood One and now has this sad show on YouTube. Listen, I like the vegetable show too. Don't get me wrong. Cardiff and friends are definitely making it more interesting, but OP should not be talking about anyone's credibility.

That's not the right thing to be discussing on this. And then Mr. doesn't click on anything, is gonna tell you exactly how much responsibility Anthony takes for what's going on in everyone's lives. It's not. Anthony Comey has taken responsibility for anything. I need to take responsibility for more stuff. I understand that.

But he hasn't taken responsibility for anything. I need to take responsibility for more stuff. I understand that. But he doesn't take responsibility for nothing. I'm a revisionist man. Am I a revisionist man? Am I? Why does Opie think he knows anything about what anyone talks about? When he says he doesn't click, he doesn't watch, he doesn't listen, and he's like, yeah, and Anthony doesn't take responsibility. Anthony takes a ton of responsibility. He knows what he did. Okay, okay. He's not fucking right. He'll be like, we got it.

He's not like an idiot. You got me to say it. Don't be the fucking idiot. Cause, cause, cause Kevin, you know how this is? It's, it's fine if you want to bury your head in the sand. You can do that, but then don't pop up and be like, yeah, and you know what, that guy said that? So that person said this, that guy said that's like, no, you don't know anything. You're already just sending, you don't know anything. So I don't, it's like, you know shit now. You gotta pick one.

It closes up here with OP explaining that Bill doesn't know anything to OP Anthony. Bill was going to get famous either way. He's a talent. He's a very talented comedian. That guy was going to be massively famous, no matter what, including I saw this online. The Philly Red, the Philly Red, they went viral. Cause it's about being in it. That's why Bill Burst so famous. He was going to be famous, no matter what, brothers and sisters, can I get an A.M. And you're amen? Cheers. Cheers.

Now, I have to ask you, Kevin, I know that you're planning on having Opie on the Missouri Los Company soon. If he's acting like this, if he's this animated, is this what you're hoping for, or are you gonna kick him off? Oh, no, of course. I always want an animated opi the more the piazza the better He really is acting like a piazza on this. Oh, he's a full blow piazza We do it self confidence for some reason during this video the two potatoes and the corn really helped him out I agree with you in fact. I'll bring on one of those potatoes who's been waiting patiently He's rocking out with us a little while ago, but

Cardiff electric what's happening buddy? Uh-oh Does he know that he's on oh? Hello, I never know if you're paying attention or not Cardiff really jumped the shirt here another show with a potato great really jumped the shirt here. Another show with a potato. Great. I know. Oh, no, you're talking to a potato. I'm talking to potato. Everyone talks to a potato. Now, I'm not going to play any clips of the Florida comedian as we know that's not happening on the show. But there's some things going on that we need to address because the Florida comedian.

Well, he had Godfrey on his show and they were discussing this incident. And Godfrey, who's a black comedian, said that Anthony is going to get punched out next time he goes to the cellar because he's a racist and then everyone hates him and he's going to get punched out. And Anthony came on and said, oh yeah, is that right, Godfrey? So Anthony decided to go back to the seller that night after he said that and he brought a black woman as a date and walked into the seller and hung out there and was pretty much daring Godffree to come and fight them.

And so the Florida comedian then tweeted out, for some reason, it's confirmed Anthony did not go to the comedy seller last night. For some reason, this lying liar decided to lie on Twitter again and go, oh, I didn't even go to this thing. And so we had this like, why would you say that? That's so stupid. So that's kind of where we picked things up here

on the Anthony Cumias show from yesterday. We think I like makeup a stuccoz I just told, you know, I gave a pretty accurate description of what happened last night. Everything that transpired from the time we went into the cellar to when we left. And it wasn't one of these insane sheds, rock stories. So the gnome got up and he took a swing of me with a trombone from, you know, the band. And it went, mom, mom. And I was like like holy shit. Let me see that. That's a good little riff and I went bad and before you know we were I was in the band.

The end Chad Zuma. It's too sad. He's so fucking dumb. And I hate talking about him. I really do because it gives him viewers because people will then go, oh, what's Chad going to say about this? And I think that's a big motivator for him. But look, I said it yesterday, he should be down on his knees blowing all of us. Me, Carl, who else does that? Even the misery loves the company guys.

The potato. Let's not forget the potato there and the list of people to blow. But I think having I think you get brought up here, that's good. I agree. All the people, Julie, all the people that rag on them, leave me. He should be called every day. Guys, thank you so fucking much. I had no one watching my show, no one. My Patreon was like, nothing. And then you start talking about me. You goof on me. I start talking about it. And all the sudden, do you really think suddenly you got funny chat? This is actually a very good observation. This was really the whole point of the the Tampa cord was to see what would happen because it's not like the Florida comedian is also

not like a median. And Lee, you got funny, Chad. Yes. Yes. Now, now although you're not technically violating the Tampa cord, this is definitely not within the spirit. It's fair enough of the agreement playing this clip. But please continue. Do you really think that that's somehow in the course of a few months, you found your chops, you found your comedy fucking zone, or people want to hear your stupid fucking reply to everyone shitting on you. And that's fine too. I don't care how a man makes his money. But let's be honest here, Chad Zuma. It ain't your hilarity that's making people tune in. Same thing with Joe, Stuttering John. He had nobody watching him.

And then of course, Carl, with who are these podcasts, starts talking about him. And he started building up a good audience because people just wanted to hear the next stupid thing he'd say that is gonna make who are these podcasts show. He's making a lot of good points here, Patina. You have to understand, I think even Kevin's agree

with that, even though he's not a fan of his anymore. It's kind of funny, you'd listen to John and go, oh God, they are absolutely gonna rip this apart. And then you'll watch'd listen to John and go, Oh, God, they are absolutely going to rip this apart. And then you watch who are these podcasts. And go, Oh, yeah, cool. They're that part I knew they'd talk about. They're talking about it. This is great. So, you know, it builds an audience for the poor fucks. And Chad's right in that zone, but he'll never admit it. But he knows it. If you're smart enough to actually be able to walk, maybe communicate through some lies, you're smart enough to realize why people are paying attention to

you. And now, when you watch his little thing spike up, his little internet traffic thing spike up, you'll see that it was because of this and the God-free thing and me go into the seller and me offering you without any fucking hook no $10,000 I'm offering Chadsomak $10,000 to prove I was not at the seller last night. 10 grant and I fucking, I am deadly serious about this. You give me proof, show me fucking proof, and I will hand you 10 grand tax free.

How about that? There you go. There you're in. I'll even pay the taxes on it. I'll pay the fucking taxes on your $10,000 gift if you prove I wasn't at the seller last night. Go. I think, I think it was at the seller. I mean, the Florida community was right about that face that of what I'm hearing. How

exactly was that transformative content? It wasn't. I just wanted to play the anthem. She's making a lot of good point. Just check it. If you missed the part where Anthony mentioned many times how good how are these podcasts are and how much how much Carl is doing God's work. That outweighs the Tampa courts. Praise from a radio legend is much more important than the Florida comedian. Yeah, thank you, Cresher. And This potato gets out of with OP twice a week. And now he thinks he's the king of showbiz over here. Like, he knows all this stuff works. By the way, Kevin Brennan, some people in the

discord don't believe I have the real Kevin Brennan because you're not interrupting to read super chats. But you don't have any super chats. We're all in your super chats. Why do you do this? That is the problem. That is the problem right there. That's why, but not even see him like it's the real Kevin Brennan, because you're not used to him, not interrupting with super chats. Y'all saw us.

All right, so this is funny because obviously that was more focused on the Florida comedian, but now we're gonna bring this back around to Opie because Opie is the exact same guy. Like he needs to like this to happen for anyone to pay attention to what Opie has to say. Uh, yeah, the officer, you know, Opie's got to do it. He's got to do it. And let me tell you, he's just like fucking zoom.

Mark and Stuttering John, Opie's in the same fucking category. He's rich, but he's in the same category of, oh, he smells like he smells something and goes, oh, this could get me viewers. And if it involves me or Jimmy or something else, but if it involves me and Jimmy and like Bill Burr and shit, he's screaming himself wanting to talk about it because he knows again, it's going to get views and it's going to, you know, boost his. You want to take you as rich though I should talk to the Martin and he's begging for dollars, begging for stars.

I just got five dollars. You sent me five dollars. Thank you. I like open up. You got your payment. All right. And I saw the other day when Cardiff was out because that's my C TV right there, Cardiff and Opie. Someone donated $20, and Opie lost his fucking mind.

Cardiff had to get the guitar out, they had a dance for a while. Yep. All right. There's a big box. Big box covered head. I would like to ask everybody to tune in this Friday to the Opie show for Thursdays with Cardiff returning this Friday. I promised him over 200 people in the chat.

So, Cardiff, can I just give you a little piece of advice? No. Why are you calling it Thursdays with Cardiff? And it's not Friday worries. It's very confusing for people. They're not going to that one to tune in. Just make it more easy. Like what? confusing for people they're not gonna that one to tune in just make it more easy

like what Friday morning with Cardiff is that a little too on the nose yes it's both the other now Jesus You're marketing aren't you yes I used to be a marketing I'll take that under advisement maybe she get a get a trans person, be your spokesperson on there. Maybe that would help you. Get a lot of buzz that way. It's what a lot of marketing professionals are doing these days.

Get a bunch of piatas promoting your product. piatas. All right, so now Kurt Metzger joins the show. Kurt Metzger is the guest in the second hour of the Anthony Kumisho. And listen, this conversation has moved on. We've moved on from this. We're not talking about anymore, except for a collar calls in as Kurt is waiting to go on and tries to catch Anthony with a legal issue here because if Anthony was just at the olive tree, which is the restaurant

upstairs in the cellar, then he wasn't technically in the cellar than he was technically in the cellar Which means he would owed the Florida comedian $10,000 plus whatever the tax liability is for that and so that's a whole conversation anyway That's not the point the point is Kirk Metzger who I love a huge fan of is he's on Jimmy door He's been on a ton of things. He was on with Dick recently He's never heard of the Florida community. It's a low and behold. Googly, Jesse. I know there's a hole. There's huma case. He cracked us now.

That was huge. Well, Chad doesn't think I was at the seller last night because he didn't think I had the balls to go down there because God-free. God-free had said he was going to punch me next time he sees me at the seller. Yeah, I know. So I went down there last night. I went down there. So then it goes out to talk about this this threat from God free and Kurt is like just coming into this cold. He's going to understand what any of this is or what you're talking about. But and then me and Bill Burr have kind of a beef and whatever, and I don't even care about that. Clubso to Kenny, you know, but Godfrey wanted to inject himself into this somehow by using

the race card and saying that, you know, I'm a racist and that's why Bill doesn't like me. So he's trying all this shit and then he said, if he ever sees me down at the seller, this was yesterday. He goes, he's going to kick my ass. Well, then a few hours after he, I heard that I was at the seller. I went to the seller to, with he wants a he's kind of this you know He considers himself a comic. I looked him up. I just look at I just like I didn't know who it is. You'll never

You know, right? Second Carl his face looks made he doesn't know who that is. Yeah, he doesn't Kurt Metzger has been on compound media with That's the kind of impact he made on April 11th 2017 Anthony Kumisho that's where they were both together because he looks making familiar Well in Kurt's defense, but on a lot of weight since then so if he's Googley recent pictures I could see why that'd be a hard time.

Who it is, you'll never know. Tattoo box name is. His face looks vaguely familiar, so he might be read out as well. I don't know. You ever see a boxers ass? That's probably what you, uh, yeah, the dog, not the athlete, not the sportsman. Yeah, yeah, I assume you didn't see a box as as, but everyone's seen a box. I get it.

So he's just trying again, inject himself in. He gets views, he gets Patreon followers when he discusses me and shit that's going on with the, with various comedians and whatnot. And then Godfrey was doing Chad's podcast. I don't know why again, even it's even too low for fucking Godfrey to be on. And that's where the threat came in. So I figured I was going out with an old intern of us, a Francine who used to be at any W with me. And I had this plan for a few days already. She goes, Oh, I'm in town. So I'm like, yeah, let me go down to the comedy seller. She's, she was born in Rwanda. She's a tootsie. All right. So that's the latest that's going on here and all this controversy around Anthony and Bill and

the comedy star in OP and God free and much of pi's. What is a card of punishment for saying the name of the Florida comedian of a moment ago? I didn't want to interrupt the flow, but does he have to get carded off to the what to the hagg or something? I mean, he has to answer for these war crimes. Yeah, well, I've been punished enough for being the face of this. I think that's about right. That's a good fight. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like. Think that's about right. That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like what I said to Gino, I'm like, I don't press charges.

I mean, the damage has already been done, you know, it's fine. What else could he do? Does this potato? He's got to do enough. One more quick clip because Opie had the guy, uh, dabblers unanimous. you guys know who that is Mm-hmm doing a show with him tomorrow You're doing a show with them card of the car you are discussing Van Halen 3. Well the Gary Sharon record. I'll be there for that

Cardiff I love that Yeah, what a great topic. What do you think about Daibler's unanimous Kevin? Do you know about him? He's a fucking hack Yeah What do you think about dab or unanimous Kevin? Do you know about him? He's a fucking hack. Yeah All right, well, this is funny because Opie has a mind and Opie admits that he's not doing a great show right now And that it could be a lot better That can I found out? Yeah, sorry, give me some insight on on this whole world because it's frustrating because like I've had an amazing career. I'm gonna be a little cocky right now.

I've seen the world through my radio shows over the years. Now I'm doing this and just having fun. I know I could develop something way better than this, but I don't know if I want to. And then I have these shows like yours, Christopher, who haven't done anything in their lives, taking shots at me. I understand, I understand that totally. have these shows like yours, Christopher, who haven't done anything in their lives, taking shots at me. I understand. I understand that totally. So, Opie's tried to say that we can't

goof on them because he's had more success in radio than we have. So that would mean there's only a few people in the world that could possibly goof on, like Rush Limbaugh, Howard Stern. I might throw Arty Lang in there. Very few people are allowed to goof on Opie just because of the career that he had. And of course, uh, dad wears unanimous on here. He's like, oh, you're right. Oh, my bad. Kind of puts it out there when you're right. You're right.

It's why Carter shouldn't talk about about Van Halen three because Van Halen two was so good. Van Halen two is phenomenal. Exactly. And I got to see Van Halen live when Gary sure they were touring for the Van Halen III album with Gary's Jerome. And I won tickets so I go to the soundcheck and everything. And uh, we were disappointed. We were disappointed that show. I'm more of a David Lear author of Alan Fan. Not a lot of that going on at that show. Oh, yeah, I understand there were plenty of tickets available. I know.

When I say one ticket to like the rest of you just like here. Yeah, take these. No one else wants them. All right. That's enough on all of this drama for this week we have important things to do like catch aliens and Hannah is here and if Hannah is ready oh boy Hannah's coming in from her beautiful living room what oh wait you't trying to deal with it? Yeah, come on.

I don't even know what to do. She doesn't even know what room she's in. I know. It's been a long day. Can I just say this episode of The Catching Alien is dedicated to my half brother, whose birthday it is today? I want to wish my brother, my half brother grant a happy birthday. It's a great, great. I want to waste my brother my half brother grant a happy birthday

You're the worst person it is my brother's birthday today. Oh just to see cats now I think that's what the potatoes are going to yeah, it was a little awkward. I didn't know that we were half siblings It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? Christian? That's me. What have you ever heard before? How would you possibly change China? Because like you said, you're not the first person that I've heard this from. You know, say Rob makes a million a year. And I go to Rob and I know he can't afford this. Rob says, I need 50 million. Sure.

Here's 50 million. No interest. Oh, thanks Tommy. Interest free. Interest free. Thank you But I know now that Rob owes me now that 50 million and for the rest of his life I'm gonna have him do it. Oh Rob. Don't say Tommy in a bad way Rob don't compete with me. You gotta find me first. I'm gonna have to pose the reaker

But you know, but that's what you're saying China is doing with not just the U.S. They're doing this with multiple countries to then have such power over them. What's your thoughts on the whole China and Taiwan thing? I mean, do you think anything will happen with that at all? Everybody, you know, everybody I said, well, they're waiting to see what Russia and Ukraine are going to do. everybody you know everybody I said well they're waiting to see what Russian Ukraine are gonna do. Russian and Ukraine have been going at this forever. I mean, they were the Soviet Union. I mean, why were even involved in this other guy? What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one Money laundry

B Putin wants a lake house in Ukraine Next Cobalt mines for the batteries for Crime and Nia Is that how you say it lastly hunter Biden

and his laptop to catch an alien now it's great about this game is that all of those should be wildly incorrect. But we know that just about all of them are possible. Maybe you want to accept shit in there. I don't think it's possible. But what do I know?

So I always go first this game, producer Chris isn't here to write this shit down. So I don't remember what their response was because I won't. I would love to hear at the end, which one you think is impossible. I will. Okay. I will tell you which when you think is impossible. I will, okay, I will tell you which one I think is impossible. I'm gonna go with number four, Kraminia, is that how you say it?

I think is, is it where he's going with this? Christian, what do you think, buddy? I'm going with the Cobalt Minds, is it? Okay, I like that one. Kevin Briden, you ever play games on Chelsea where you must love this? No, games are fucking stupid. But I think the Metro sexual rate of veto said number one, money laundry, because he's a fucking idiot. Okay, that's a good answer. Hey, what do you

think? I think it's co-bought minds. Okay. So is that two co-balt mines? Yes. Two for cobalt mines. Okay. Carl with Crimania and Kevin Brennan Hack for number one money laundry. All right, let's find out. So wait, which one did you think it was the impossible one? 100 Biden's laptop. I agree with that. I think it's impossible.

That's even too dumb for Tommy but who knows this guy's pretty much Tommy's a fucking idiot the fucking idiot everybody you know everybody actually well they're waiting to see what russian you crayon are gonna do russian and Ukraine have been going at this forever man Minerva, there's so many. I mean, why were even involved in this other than money laundry? I don't know. Oh, I'm a fucking winner. That's one of the things that money laundry ready to be no

said that. Metro sexual rate of being. Oh, nice job. There's something to the rookie. The rookie playing this game. You're right. It's been ways been played out lately. Lucy tightbys got it last time. Hannah

Wanted on her first try. She's done nothing since. Yeah, I felt good about my choice. And then Hannah seconded my guess. So I was like, All right, I won't be winning again. Get me right. As long as the potato in and when I don't care. Yeah, I agree. Thank you, Kevin. See, Kevin and I agree that the potato is too much with this potato. That's why he's out of the show right now. Kevin's Kevin's more of a corn-diff guy if I had to guess. They're all hacks. What do you see happening with that? That's all for this time. Easy, woman.

Come back next time to find out if you have to catch. That seemed racing alien. Did. I don't know why you put that in there. Brought you a bright, celebrated surfing. Monday's at 8 p at APM on YouTube. Subscribe today. Alright.

Alright. Another fantastic game. I'm to catch an alien and Kevin Brennan wins that round. Congratulations guys. What have we done today? We've done it all. I'm going to tell you right now we checked out. Hey, Riddle Riddle, lots of improv and singing and drops and sound effects.

I'm still laughing. What a fun fun show. Can I ask that everyone tweets to Kevin Brennan congratulating him on winning the catch an alien on WATP? Yeah, you said. congratulating him on winning to catch an alien on w a tp Yeah, you said great. Yeah, I think he will enjoy that. Not a bad idea. a ski mask collective made cringe of the week because of Stevie Lou. We had a couple song parodies from Ian Daniel, Mr. Magenta, OP going hard at Jim Norton for summaries.

And I still doesn't make sense to be, but apparently Jim's the bad guy when Bill Bernd doesn't want to talk to Anthony. So go figure out that works. Obviously, we caught an alien, so you know what that means? That's why everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. The team is the team.

The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. Part of the show, we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts which is happening this weekend. We are just 10 days out from the live show in Philly. And I'm happy to say that Dick Masterson will be joining me on the show this weekend coming up to get ready for our live show together. And this is the show that we'll be reviewing.

Welcome to Maintenance Faze, the podcast that doesn't talk about myths when we talk about fat. Okay. I'm trying to blend your first book and your second book. My two. I know, I got that. The mouthfuls of titles. 19 when we myth about fat. I don't know if I got mouthfuls of titles. Hahaha. 19 when we myth about fat. I'm Aubrey Gordon. I'm Michael Hobbs.

Maintenance phase, a suggestion from Daniel Ogburn. That should be a lot of fun for us to check out with Dick Masterson coming up. I want to thank you, Christian, Blatt. You brought a lot of clips today. There were so many puzzies and so many riddies. Yeah, you couldn't help yourself. Nope. But you did find out you did find a winner of a show to review. I'm glad we didn't do the D&D show because I just can't take the dice rolling.

Well, you know, what the fact that producer Chris wasn't here makes me glad that we didn't do the D&D show because then he would have missed it. So maybe the next time I'm on, we can all. You know what she loves that. Yeah. Yeah. He's probably playing Magic the Gathering with his friends right now. I'll find out producer Chris. Probably what he's up to. Kevin, oh, Christian, I'm sorry. I mean, we're not done talking to you. People just check out the black cast. Where can they find that? You can find it wherever you find podcasts, black cast, BLA DTC, AST, and you can find our YouTube channel.

We have been celebrating 10 years for the whole 10 years. But you can find an episode with Dana Carvey and other with John Levitts and one with Carl. And believe it or not, Cardiff was on my show once, but I don't think he remembers. He must have remembered drinking a lot. And earlier today, I recorded the first ever appearance of yours truly on, would you kindly with Iraq and Brian Johnson? We were supposed to talk about David Letterman.

And instead, we talked about Marriott Children, Little House on the Prairie and the bike shop episode of different strokes. So please tune in for that later in the week. I'm a bike shop episode. That's the best one. I could never watch WKRP and Cincinnati after that episode. Yes. All right.

So yes, people should definitely check out the black cast. Thank you, Christian. You're always fantastic. Kevin Brennan hopped on today. Kevin, you're on the Missouri Loves Company. Do you want to promote anyone else's shows while you're here? Yeah, I want to promote at a opi radio. That was expecting that. I don't give a shit who gives a fuck. I thought maybe you'd have another

show that you wanted to promote while you're here. Oh, yeah, and at a MC podcast. Okay. I tried. I gave two chances. Things. Thanks, God. Fuck.

Yeah. Thanks for coming on, buddy. I appreciate that. You're a fucking idiot. I might be. That could be true. All right. We're going to, uh, here's some voice

males and probably read some reviews in a minutes. Everyone's allowed to hang out for that or if You better things to do that's cool too, but I do want to say please Join us again next time because it might be the episode where we find out what's it for all who are these podcasts? sleep well every pony Of morning radio Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone radio. Great job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Let's get right into reviews, Hannah. What are we doing today? Are we re-reading more reviews of people who didn't enjoy the Can we do voicemails first? I've so yes yelling to stop. So that fucking dog up. I'm trying.

I don't do. I should do a foreign comedian impression because he's the one who complains about the dog barking. Uh, Carl, I'd like to start the voicemail segment in a truly terrible way. Can you play my clip 48 from like two hours ago because they have a voice mail song? They have a voice mail song and I wanted to save it for your voice mail segment. Perfect. All right. Thank you for reminding me. Oh, God. Boy, it's never right. Boy, it's never right. Boy, it's never right with me. What's with the mix?

I don't understand if you're gonna do a parody. The vocals have to be high in the mix so I can make out what the fuck a person's saying. Even the original, the vocals are way higher in the mix on that song. Yeah, no, that was no Tommy Shaw in there. Not good. All right. It was just some great guitar work. I should not have apologized for the Tampa Accord, according to this

voice, Miller, who I'm just going to warn people, loves the F. Slur this one. Big fan of it. Dude, why are you apologizing for the fucking stupid little camp of course it was obviously a fucking bit any i saw how we got anybody who got a set an emotional over the

camp of accord is a fucking baggett and should and otherwise i mean what kind of a fucking baggett loser piece of shit? You got to be the childhood and terrible of course. I just can't fuck yourself you fucking baggett. All right, fuck yourself. There are some threads I'd write it that I

would love for you to get involved with sir. You seem like you have some photopadion inside of that. By the way, so we're in the discord. Always saying that the rabbi, which is Daib or unanimous, is on with OP live right now. Uh oh, Cardiff. Uh oh, hope he's got a new guitar playing friend over there. It's okay. I offer things that the rabbi can't.

That's true. Bacon. Shellfish. All right. How silly of me, Carl. I'll I'll sing that part for you. Can you put the track on for me? I'll give you a second. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to on that. I do it to side papers for that or can I just announce it? Yes. Karen is already organizing. Is everybody sending out emails to people?

All right. Let's talk about the creep off website, which has been down for, I think, over a month now. Hey, Carl, long time first time. What the fuck's going on with the creep off website? How can we have an address that's on the show yet that your website's been down for like what's that like three months now and it's just unavailable the creep off dot com what happened to that do you i do you plan on talking about this on the show because i can't find the creep off to hear what you're talking about over there it's gone off the internet what am i going to do listen on patreon go fuck

yourself coming back okay so this person doesn't realize that the creep off is available on youtube It's gone off the internet. What am I gonna do? Listen on patreon go fuck yourself call me back Okay, so this person doesn't realize that the creep-off is available on YouTube and wherever you get podcast So the website is down. That's true We were originally told it was hacked, but I think the hosting company just fucked up and So that's been down. We got to figure that out, but The creep-off is not going away. The creep off is still going strong. Wherever you get podcasts, subscribe to the creep off. You can also watch us live on YouTube on the creep off channel on YouTube every Monday at one o'clock, Eastern time on YouTube. Slash. I don't know. I have the creep off. Something like that. You'll find it. You'll find

it if you look. Hey, guys, Scott Stap called it into the show. This is exciting. Anyone here? Creed fan? Kevin Bryan in the U Creed fan. Oh, it's wild. Creed fuck it. Socks. Yeah, they do. I create more of an alter bridge guy. There's a college is Scotts. It's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's I know that dog will prepare the bird Murray without even trying to do the boss. I swear it's not that hard. Fucking re-tards. Anyway, the grabs on 400 episodes come back.

What a terrible impression, but I still enjoy it for some reason. So I'll give him credit for it. All right. This one's mean. Golf, man, I'm at just listening to the latest episode. You wanted to get rid of that ticket to Philly. I got an idea. Maybe get some contestants to figure out how many of those fucked up fuck teeth are in your face. Call them back. All of them. I got so many teeth are in my face. Go on the back. All of them. I guess I'm gonna keep the ring of my face. So when I take it to the show. It's a very mean cat.

I feel like that was a mean spirit. The internet's fucking mean. Yeah. Voice of all ears. Not necessary. All right, Nate from Flint has a question for us. Oh my God, Carl, Nate from Flint Michigan. Tell me there will be a tickle fight with

Chris component two Saturdays from now in Philadelphia. Carter will work in a pinch, but you know something about that. Bagley Croatian marsupial face of Chris gets a guy questioning a few things. Come with that. All right Nate, why don't take a fight with Chris. I'm gonna say, come with it. All right, Nate wants to have a tickle fight with Chris. Sure we can arrange that. The vaguely Croatian face. That's a very good description. Hannah is being mulled by her dog right now.

Always. They're wild because they've been cooped up. Do you have any of these dogs? Doesn't look like you do. If Chris doesn't want a tickle fight, he should say so right now. That's right Chris. Sounds like he wants it.

He's in. Done and done. All right. Hey Carl. I think we're really in the Golden Age of W-A-T-P right now. You know the last few episodes since the jack up review show. Oh, get me every time and Ash on the fat lips, that knows he's broad and every sense of the words can't stop laughing at it so funny and stuck Joe

and Opie they've been getting Lauren saying by the minute and it's great for this show I love it. And doesn't even stop there, you know the voice, no segment, got all of a sudden review girls, Cardiffs and Casey and you know all he's there to fill in when you need her to and can't can't complain about that the the starting John Song contest that was really how that was really something and can't wait to see what the Opie contest brings the first 300 episodes of the show that are really something can't see can't wait to see what the nice center bring all right

peace out I think this person is trying to say that we used to be doing better than we're doing now. Sorry, we're to try to translate that. I'll dare you. That's correct. I'll dare you. That was my intent. Okay. And you know what's funny is my my first thought was like card if I stay credit for everything, but it probably was card if he's fucking everywhere all the time Why would I even question that for a second? All right, can we have card if I'm your show ever again cards are fucking idiot We're wrapped up like a douche

and other Jim Lucker to break in. Blinded by the cars. The potential for cash. So always we'll be right back in. Blinded by the cars. But can Alex fitness has so many nice Lakers? Yeah, fuck the Z-Men over it. See you.

All right. We don't talk about that anymore on the show. As everybody knows, we're abiding by that. Hey, a blinded by the white. Does anyone know what band saying that song? I will get you to you first, Christian. Manford man. That's right. Manford man's earth band. Yes. Sorry. Did you get that? I thought it was fog hat. I thought it was just a tall. Manfred man's earth band. Yes, sorry. Did you get that card in the fan part, buddy? I thought it was fog hat.

I thought it was Jethro tall. Did you see Jethro tall? They got a real piatto who plays flute in that band. I used to love the flute. Fantastic. I didn't know that about you. Okay, that's different. All right.

Oh, apparently, I didn't know that about you. Okay. That's different. All right. Oh apparently. Southern John's not doing what he says laughing is ass off a lot. Hey, come off dumbass. Hey, I'm just so you know, I know that you and your, your little buddies like to make fun of John for saying we laugh their asses off. We laugh their asses off. You know what else says about all the time? After asses off you know what else says done all the time Come here says it all the time Besides it every show

It's not funny for either of them and you know what that just reminded me of Somebody put together compilation I'm not gonna play the whole thing as for w a t s But apparently I have a crotch. I was not aware of out here Holy shit. What is going on? Holy shit, holy shit! Holy shit, right? Like holy shit! Holy shit.

Alright, so apparently I say holy shit a lot. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I don't know why I brought it up. There is, oh, we did play the super cut from Sittering John's book on the bonus show. 27 times, you talk about people laughing their asses off and We played every instant of it because everyone needs to hear that Jeff from Buffalo We I think Andy asked like if you're a bird Christ your fan can you call in and explain this to us because we can't figure it out Hey Carl

This is Jackson Buffalo You want to just weigh in on why people like the Burt podcast. First of all, always makes it funny. Second of all, I think the reason that we, we, as in people that actually listen to Burt, Lightcam is just because he's a lackable person and no matter what stupid shit he says, we're gonna laugh at it because if you just like a likable dude, you said

I you'd want to hang out with because you know it would be a good time. Maybe everything always jokes are all that funny, but because it's a likable dude, I think that's why we're listening, I guess why would I say?

I mean, our figure is the one with all the jokes. And so with that, I weigh in on the huge, big, and fucking Carl calling that. We use a lot of words to explain that you find him likable. We get it. Can you call in for Saturday and tell us why he listens to this show? Yeah, I know who him likable. We get it. Thank you. Can you call in for Saturday and tell us why he listens to this show? Yeah, I know who's likable on this show, the Cardiff. I'd love to know.

Speaking of Unlikable, Hannah, do you have some reviews? I sure do. You want to read for us? Yes. All right. What do we do? We read WattP reviews or what do we do? WattP reviews.

OK, let's do it. OK. This is from wire transfer. Yuppie nerd bullies washed up boomers. Is that the subject lighter? The whole thing. That's the whole thing. It's no. I'm going to get set to five star. Yeah, that's a five star review. Yes. Thank you very much for that. Yes. The next one is from MMKG. Drunk Dude Bros will love this. That is our target.

That is our target audience. I'm like butt light. We embrace the drunk frat bros. Out there, is that a five star review? So one star review. What? They were not kidding. Okay, I've got one more. This is from Dr. Tank Pro Bat. Hold on, before you

read that Hannah, Christian, do you have a bell that you want to hit too? Is everyone have a fucking bell? What am I doing? I gotta have a bow. All right, I guess I gotta get a bow. All right. Or a dog that jumps on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Usually that's the truth. Usually that's the truth. Every time Hannah, how big is your house? It's like you live in a mansion. No, it's actually, it's not a big house. I just never go in any other room except that office until now. Okay. Okay. Dr. Tank Probat. Typical alt-right podcasts, viewing hate on other, more successful podcasts.

Almost everything is clipped out of context and the two hosts don't understand the first thing about the podcast they're reviewing. Don't support these guys. Let them weather in the dark instead. Together with their extremist views and listeners. I want that to be the new description of the show. I'm going to put that on our website. That's that nailed it. That sums it up perfectly. That almost sounded angry enough to be a one star. Hannah. Five stars. Yeah. All right. See you threw me off with that second one. All right, very good. I appreciate that. All right. That's all I got for today. Anything else that anymore clips from the board, their Christian? Well, I've got, I've got 50 more clips from haven over it. So

buckle yourselves in. Here we go. Part two. Going into overtime. All right. Thank you so much, Chris. You're always good to talk to you, buddy. Always happy to be on. Lovely to see everyone. Nice to meet you, Cardiff. Yeah, same here.

Watch your words, Matt Nice. And, uh, and, uh, B. Daibler, Alha Reble, B. Brennan. Thank you for coming on, buddy. Thank you, Carl. Oh, we got the other fake boy city does. All of them.

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I gotta go. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. I don't know why that cracks me up every time. It's your idiot. It's just a problem with this.

Cause I'm a fucking idiot. You're the fucking idiot. It's your idea. Shut up, I'm nothing to us. Cause I'm a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot.