Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep403 - Misery Loves Company, What's Your Thoughts On This, That's All Funny

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

The Chad Zumock moratorium is over so I decided to report on what's new with this fat clown. His schtick is getting old fast. Is he currently on Misery Loves Company? Who knows. Probably. Then we have a special episode that was previously only behind a paywall, it's a Dick Show crossover event! These shows are always so fun. Dick and I talk about straight guys who have gay sex and Lorenzo Arreola's show. And stick around to the end because we have everyone's favorite segment - shoutouts! Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple Podcast and then shit all of us in the comments section today. The chance to mock moratorium is up. So I want to give you a quick update on what's going on. Misery Loves Company has to figure out what they're doing to keep people's attention because it's very repetitive now. I'll get you up to speed on everything. You need to know about ZumaX latest quitting slash firing slash work.

Huge thanks to Jackie Marlow for helping me get these clips. Also on today's show, I'm going to include a WattPTDS crossover episode, crossover number 21. What's your thoughts on this? And that's all funny from December of 2022, because we're gearing up for this weekend's live show in Philly with the DICK show. And at the end of that, stick around, cause I'll have voice mails and some other stuff to get to. So we got a lot baked into this episode, but first, I wanna start off with Thursday, April 14th. Now this is the day that Chad and Shule had a standup show

in Tampa, side splitters, and Chad is doing his thing where he's walking around the neighborhood and live streaming and complaining about me and bragging about buying new gear eventually and all the things that he likes to do. I got more coming, too, by the way, so I'm not done. I'm doing a whole studio. I'm not like these dorks, like Carl,

who puts all their time and energy into production. I do other shit. Well, that's a weird brag. He's not one of these dorks who puts together a good product for people to enjoy. He's doing other things like drinking, and making up stories and people to enjoy. He's doing other things like drinking and making up stories and like to people.

Also, I'm not as smart as Carl. I'm not gonna make his good career decisions like he does and I'm not as likable as Carl. So just see a doll. I'm gonna make a lot more mistakes and it's gonna be a lot more difficult to enjoy my programming. But he's gonna let us us know he's taken down

steel tell that's that's a done deal because there's a subreddit. So that's a done deal. So now he's going to hone in on me. I am the next target. I better watch out. Raj says Carl has become everything he spent years criticizing. I mean, he is legitimately a hack. He is, I. I mean he is worse than mornings you read. He plays song parodies like Bob and Tom and he's getting exposed. And now that people are kind of moving off from stilto because he got exposed, I'm going to be honing in on Carl. Like it's time to honing in on Carl. It's time to take a dent out of his Patreon. It's time to fucking expose that dork for who he is.

First off, I'm a hack because I play song parodies, and I'm getting exposed for this. I've never tried to hide this. This is not something. It's like, holy shit, you know, this guy's running a show like it's a morning radio show? Yes, it's about its big shot. You fucking moron.

I'm not, by the way, you're doing copying me with Kumi's Cucks, where you're going on there and you're playing clips and you're goofing on them, and you're doing impressions and shit like that. I don't do a lazy read the Super Chat show. I produce show with song parodies and bits and production. That's kind of what it is. All right, so to say that you're exposing me for this,

it's been wide open. You're the one who wanted to come on this hack show. It hasn't changed. It's still the same show that it was. But the other thing there is he says, he wants, his goal is for me to make less money on Patreon, which is a weird goal to have, in my opinion. It's precisely why Chad is not successful.

You know, he thinks that taking those people down will bring him up, but it's just not the case. Chad will fall faster than anyone, because he lacks any type of foundation whatsoever. So he's getting a little bit of juice. Oh, look at me, I'm making fun of Siltown. There's a subreddit that likes that.

I'm getting some people watching me and giving me five bucks. And then as soon as they move on from that, what are you gonna do, Chad? What else you got? Well, I'm gonna go after Carl because he's got song parodies and bits. Yeah, I know, oh my gosh, wing till people find out about that. I'm gonna be exposed. They're gonna find out that I'm running an actual show.

Oh, God forbid. And to call me a hack, Chad, I had two different people, send me the audio of your standup show with Shuley, where you featured for Shuley, because you're a middler, because you feature for people, 48 years old, and that's what you're doing. A Thursday night near the feature act, and he has this whole bit, I'll probably play it eventually. He has this whole bit where it's just like,

hey guys, everyone should just lie all the time. I tell everyone I'm a dentist. Don't do your chad. Good one. That's pretty good. All right. And then he's going to call me out for another bit that we did recently here. Did you see Kevin Brennan was on WATP?

That was so gay. That Carl's a corn ball. He's hanging out with potatoes and guys that wear mask, rustling mask. It's just embarrassing. Yep, now you're getting it, Chad. That's correct. I'm not the tough guy, provato guy. That's you. So meanwhile, you know, you're getting punched out and spinning on people and throwing oil. Okay, I don't know that actually happened, but that was his story. So yes, yeah, it's kind of a corny show.

We like to do fun bits. Having fake Kevin Collin was a funny bit. You know, I'm not doing great bits like you were, I pretend to quit my show every day. And then I'm holding out for more money because that's a good bit. That's a real good bet. You know, I'm hanging out with Cardiff and Elha Replay. That's so hack. I'm actually hanging out with Tony Mazur

and whoever that Tyler guy is. There's the winning formula. Thanks for the advice there, Chad. I know we're gonna get into the LLC stuff. I'm just getting through this real quick and then we'll move on because he's calling me a hack and then he talks about his standup routine. This is pathetic.

Yeah, by the way, if you're coming to the Tampa Sidesfooter tonight, I will not be doing the Tampa Walmart on Dale Maybey Joke. Maybey Joke, it's retired. I will do the Kmart Ready Joke because I have to get rid of shirts. That's it, Kmart Ready. Ooh. You're doing a bit that sucks because you printed t-shirts with the name of the bid on it.

That's OP level pathetic right there. That it's not. I can't believe you're on your livestream calling me a hack and then saying, listen, I can't retire my one bit because I'm selling t-shirts. There was a time when 75% of those proceeds, those t-shirt sales, we're going to his friend and Cleveland, who had a car accident. I wonder what's going on with that now.

I wonder how much money he actually grossed for that. I'd be curious to know. I'm sure Chad would be up front with me and tell me the truth about it. Okay, let's go to, we're gonna go quickly here. We're just gonna hit the main points. Missouri Loves Company on Thursday, the 13th of April, and there's already a thing happening here where Chad's on the show,

because he's got the show with Shoeley that day. And Kevin is annoyed with Chad. I know, it's nothing to do, but it's always fun. Because, and Chad creates a lot of fucking madness. Chad, you know, Chad's problem know it's nothing to do, but it's always fun because and Chad creates a lot of fucking madness Chad You know Chad's problem is he's stupid like I told Lee V today He's stupid because he was saying yesterday He was man that we are ready to be the one on Tuesday because he said he said I'm the On the hotest biggest thing on the internet right now. I'm at war. I'm at war with Kumiya. We have them on

He don't even talk about he says oh well. I know a comic with, I'm at war with Kumya. We have him on. He don't even talk about. He says, oh, well, I know a comic that didn't, he did two spots and he didn't see Kumya. So that, that was his big fucking reveal. So then I'm like, Chad, you know, and then he's sitting on the superchadders and, you know, and he's, he's bitching about his money. He didn't get paid on time and he's, you know, he's always hungry and he's loyal to Tony Mazer with his 20 patrons and, and then after a while, you're like, I don't think, listen, I don't think check and handle the day to day of it

because he can't, like, I mean, he was with Alan Cox and he got fired there. I think he's self-destructive because, you know, what's he talking last week about how he doesn't like the headline just likes to feature and be done fired there. I think he's self-destructive because, you know, wasn't he talking last week about how he does like the headlight just likes the feature? If he's done with it, he don't want the responsibility of headlighting. I think he can't handle responsibility of like anything.

No kids, no wife, he barely has a car. He has a bike, he rents from a guy that he met through May, Gladwell Ape. And so he's got a very simple life life and this might be too much for him. Yeah, and I think Kevin knows Chad better than anyone at this point. He worked with him enough and he's willing to talk about it. I'd love to have Alan Cox out of the show. I'm sure he'd have a few things to say. I was he rover dead. People who actually have worked with Chad and no Chad have a lot to say about him.

And this whole thing about Chad can handle responsibility is spot on 100% and Chad brags about it. I don't want to buy a house because that's a lot of responsibility. Is it you're 48 years old? Buy a fucking house. If you say you can afford one, I don't think you can prove me wrong asshole. I don't think you can. But you can't handle that responsibility owning a home. You don't even have a job. You can be home all the time. You can just deal with it if you need to. So this is great because Kevin really lays in to Chad here. Again, this is from the Thursday show. This is before shooting in Chad right before they had their stand-up show at Side Splitters.

before shooting in Chad right before they had their standup show at side splitters. Yeah, so I don't need corn dip for now. It's KV out of the zoom-on business. I don't make the decisions. Levy makes them. I'm just here. I'm just the host. I don't. Levy was someone who hired Chad. He was brought Chad on. So my hands are tied with this. I don't personally, I don't like Chad. If I had a vote in this, I'd probably say, don't bring him back. He's a heck of a, he's a headache. He can't handle success. He's a, he's a, he's a fucking loser.

You know, you can't handle responsibility. You can't handle four days a week. You could handle with Alan Cox, and then it'll be like, the numbers are down. I have, maybe they will go down, maybe they'll go up. Maybe they'll still exactly the same, but I'm not going to be held hostage by a fucking loser named Chad Zuma. Let me know how many tickets you sell tonight. Let me know how many people there to see Chad Zuma. Yeah, that's another funny thing that happened is Chad I was watching one of his live streams. I think someone sent this to me.

It was him saying that there are these 20 somethings at the show who are obsessed with MLC and they were star struck to see Chad and they went up and talked to him afterwards and a guy emailed me. The guy who emailed me that clip goes, I was the only one of my 20s at the show. He's completely foolish. Such as just always constantly lying about how successful he is and how much people like him. Now, that morning, Thursday the 13th, surely when on Mike Kelta,

and Mike Kelta has a morning show in Tampa that I guess we're what I hear has a pretty big audience, pretty big audience for a morning radio show. And what happened was, might KELTA gave out Kevin Brennan's phone number multiple times while Shuley was on the show during Shuley's segment. And Shuley didn't do anything to stop him. And Kevin's mad about that. We're going to get into this thing with Kevin and Shuley that's cropping up here.

But also, Chad kind of instigated it because he texted Kelta Wednesday before that Thursday morning about Kevin Brennan, he got a berry of the hatchet, he got a head on the show again. So Chad was kind of the one who brought up Kevin Brennan

before Shuley's appearance. So we're going to find out more about that in just a moment. But now we're going to go to more about that in just a moment. But now we're going to go to Friday show. And this is Friday the 14th. And I guess Chad quit MLC again. I know. It's crazy. You can never predict these things would happen except for a course you can. All right. Friday show. A lot going on. I just got a lot going on I just got a text from chat. He said I will not be abused like Kevin is doing to me like my stepfather did to me

Goodbye everyone, so I hope that's it What? That's a I told them can you just fucking wait just fucking no but uh Fritzell He did a podcast with his step then He did I mean that's what he's applying Just fucking hell, but uh, Fritzell, he did a podcast with his stepdad. He did. I mean, that's what he's applying. He's saying a little too literal. He said, I'll not be abused like Kevin's doing to me like my stepfather did to me. Goodbye, everyone.

Goodbye, cruel world. Is he doing a Brody Stevens? Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think so. He's just a. I mean, he didn't chat quit on Tuesday and then he quit on Wednesday. He quit twice Wednesday.

Nobody quit. Yeah, he quit on Tuesday because Ray was here. I did. He quit on Wednesday because we were we took him off the screen. Wednesday he quit at 11 minutes and two hour mark. Right. So, but we're so sad, man. Again, today as another trial, I'm not running a fucking daycare center.

Well, I think he knows not to do that anymore. I think I had it. Well, you say that you say that. I mean, he's a fucking idiot. He doesn't know what he's doing. Frankly, he's different. He doesn't know what he's doing. He always has some excuse for why he's a fucking idiot. Stacey Harder is right, Chad can't handle success. He literally can't, he was in Cleveland radio. It's too much responsibility for a little Chad. So you can tell Bob's going to get annoyed here. Bob has been talking to Chad behind the scenes and going, Chad, come on man. We got a good get annoyed here. Bob has been talking to Chad behind the scenes

and going, Chad, come on man. You know, we got a good thing going here. A lot of people are watching MLC. We're getting a lot of buzz. Stop being a douchebag and Chad immediately quits the show again. And this is what I mean by it's getting very repetitive. They can't keep this up. We're Chad's quitting multiple times per week,

multiple times per episode. And then he comes down and it's like, Hey, guess you quit, Chad, I got to know from him. Like, okay, fine, I guess. So these are some good points coming up from Kevin. I think he really does nail it when it comes to analyzing Chad's humac and the loser that he is. And it gets the point like, but again, nail it when it comes to analyzing Chad Tsumak and the loser that he is. Yeah. And it gets the point like, but again, he can't fucking make the show shit because that's

what he makes out of everything. Everything that he deals with is shit. So I'm saying he's like the shitty middle that fucks up the show. And then he's like, oh, the headliner couldn't follow me. Yeah, because you, you, you turn the crowd into shit. So that's what he's like, oh, the headliner couldn't follow me. Yeah, because you create you you turn the crowd into shit So that's what he's doing with this show and and even though this show is a shit show and it sucks and everybody hates it It's still it's still you can't you we can't let Chad ruin it. I have to ruin it Chad can't fucking ruin it and, like I told you on the phone, you know, so they chatted a loser, but, but, but, but you have to be a functioning

loser, like a functioning alcoholic, you have to be a functioning loser. Chad's not a functioning loser. He loses everything. And then he blames everybody else. You know what I mean? He like everywhere it goes, he fucking fails. And then he blames, you know, pan, Naswald or Sam Tripoli or whatever the fuck it is. But it's, but fucking fails. And then he blames, you know, pan-nazwald or Sam Tripoli or whatever the fuck it is, but it's, but it's him. Like I'm a loser, but I'm a functioning loser. All right. So I'm very good points being brought up here. First off, this idea that Chad turns everything into shit. And you know, to say something like, oh, the headliner

couldn't follow me. It's like, no, you turn the crowd into shit. You ruin the show because you suck so bad. And Chad is a loser and you can't have losers on shows like this. It's fine. It's fun sometimes. But Chad can't get out of his own way with how big of a loser he has. I don't think in his own head,

he knows what's to work and what's to shoot at this point. I think Chad's confused as to what he's trying to accomplish and what he's doing. And so here's some truth coming out. And this is again, from the same episode, this Friday edition where Chad has quit the show and not coming back. Well, fuck Chad, thank you X, S-Box.

My saying that wrong, S-Box Ambassador. We'll take that as a damn. The people like the show is because it's like, I don't, I don't, like, I don't sugar-coded. I'd be like, listen, you know, whatever it is, like, it would be great if Chad knew how to do the third mic. Like it would be great if Chad just knew how to do it instinctively, but like, he don't. So, so, and then he's not normally on Friday. So for me to like have him on and be like,

Chad always forgiven, it's like, but so I'm never gonna be all forgiven. Chad is still a piece of shit to me from what he did before. And then he's thinking like, and then he's thinking like, I need him because the show's popular, but once I agree to that, then I'm done.

So that's first of a hilarious point about the fact that chess is not even good at being a third bike on the show. He's terrible at it. This idea that the only thing that Chad can do is get a black eye or make up sitting down on a black eyes penis or these stories that he tells are the only thing that makes him interesting.

Like him just being him sucks. Nobody likes it. He's not charismatic. He's not funny. But I love the fact that Kevin's saying even if MLC needs Chad to have an audience, let's say that's the case, he still would have to get rid of Chad because you can't rely on Chad for your audience. That's career suicide.

He's right. Chad's such a loser. You can't rely on Chad for your audience. That's career suicide. He's right. Chad's such a loser, even if, that'd be like if Howard Stern just had Jeff the drunk on every day or hank the angry dwarf every day. And it's like, people are just tuning in for hank the angry dwarf. Oh, where's Hank today?

I don't know. We can't find him. He's a drunk angry dwarf. We don't know where he is. Fuck, we got nothing else to talk about. That's Howard's too smart. We don't know where he is. Fuck, we got nothing else to talk about. That's how we're too smart. Kevin's too smart to do that. They're not gonna rely on a wack packer

to be the sole thing on the show. People are talking about our interest in end. So Kevin's smart here. I do believe Kevin's a smart guy and he's realizing that he needs to detach his wagon from Chad Zumak in order to keep this thing sustainable. So we'll see where that goes. I have some questions that we're going to get into. But this is again, just talking about how like what Chad's doing and how he's getting attention. It won't last forever.

It actually won't last very long at all. And for example, 49, Chad has brought a lot of buzz to the show with his heel high jings and compulsive lying, but he shouldn't hold you at gunpoint every time he comes on. He really is a 48 year old problem child. That's 100% right. I mean, you know, Chad getting a black eye, the numbers were high. Like the highest numbers we ever had live was when Chad came back with a black eye. So then, okay, but then what? Then what?

Then you're going to get another black eye? Or then you're going to be like, I'm at your mercy because you're willing to get a black eye for the show. And then he got a black eye at the sauna. And then it's like, okay, all right. Yeah. So just again, Kevin's realizing that, okay, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it okay, all right. Yeah, so just again, Kevin's realizing that, okay, I mean, it chagging do something crazy every week

or every other week or how are we gonna keep this thing going because Chad doesn't have talent, that's the thing. The reason why Chad's the stunt boy on the show, stunt boys don't have talent. They're stuttering John, stuttering John was a stunt boy. That's what you get from a stunt boy is a guy who's willing to just make themself look like a fool for the benefit of the show. And stunt boys are great.

They're fine, but they're not the third mic. Stuttering John was not the third mic of the Howard Stern show. You can't have a stunt boy be on the show all the time because they're actually not that interesting. They're told what to do and they do it, but they're not that interesting.

Okay, so then now, let's move past Friday, now it's the weekend. And over the weekend, Chad tweets about quitting or getting fired or whatever he's tweeting about. And I'm just gonna use this video that Mizri loves clips posted on Twitter to show you what we all saw going on here. So he says,

Kevin at MLC Podcast wants to save money. He doesn't give a fuck about me or his team. He wanted this. So this is once again, Chad using this thing, and he did the same thing with the Ellen Cox firing. He goes, oh, I was up for a contract renewal and they're gonna have to pay me too much. So they had to fire me.

I was gonna make, I'm just too successful at this. They had to fire me because I'm making way too much money for everyone. Let's know how business works or show business at all. Chad, you don't get fired for being too successful just the opposite. So now, Chad is saying, the bottom line is he wants to save money by not having me on.

That's a fact. And by the way, by not having me on that's a fact and by the way Which had types things like that's a fact he's so stupid So you so you think Kevin Brunton wants to save money That's why he's not having on the show all right, so here's a photo of Chad and Julie and it looks like they're having their deep in a conversation here kind of casual, but maybe not. Maybe it's serious. And so that he set that photo out of him and Shule.

I'm sure it's backstage of the comedy show. And he writes, this was contract talks in Shule's office to join the Shule network since Brennan doesn't understand how he has actual talent on his show. So he's calling himself the talent on a show and pretending that Shuley's gonna want to hire him. And he's gonna move over to the Shuley network, which of course is his bullshit. And it's just Chad being Chad,

trying to get attention, pretending there's negotiations. That's the other thing too. These guys are all playing show business. I get it. MLC is doing very well with the superch business. I get it. MLC is doing very well with the superchets. Chad is not. Shuly, I love you, Shuly.

I mean, you know, these are, this is not like big money we're talking about. This is not big money. And the fact that there's contract negotiations or any of this is insane. They gave me a veto a show. I love you, right? They gave me a veto his own show. This isito a show. I love you, right? They gave Rita Vito his

own show. This is not show business. We're talking about these guys are pretending to be in show business. It's fun. We're all having fun here. That's great, guys. But come on. Let's let's be real for a second. Okay. So now we're going to move forward. There are other things that happen over the weekend. We're going to move forward now to MLC on Monday. And remember, Chad quit the show. And then he posted about how I know it was kind of vague. Maybe Kevin didn't want him on the show anymore. Maybe quit. Maybe he's going to go to the Shuley network. We don't know. The last thing you can do, though, after that is show up on Monday because that it would just be like, oh, it's just another fucking work. And why is anyone paying attention to this shit? Because it's all just horse shit. And then here it is. Chad Chad's a chat, you know, Chad was saying over the weekend that this that this you know the MLC thing is not a work, but Chad don't even know what he's doing because obviously if

he's here today it is a work. So so you know you know anyway let's get him out because he he can only do an hour. I know he can only do an hour because Danny needs to when you get an IV drip. I mean fucking your boy mountain your boy mountain wakes up at 5 a.m. To to to to troll stilto 5 a.m. Vegas time. It was 8 30 in my house. It's 5 30 in the morning, but you want to do an hour a day. Max, floor's yours, zoom. Addicted the profits. I'm sure he showed today. Ray said I was a great guy and Chats said I was okay. Okay, after the money I spent here on I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying After having quit the show and getting fired three or four times in the last 72 hours and he comes on the show and

Immediately it's like all right Chad. What do you got to save yourself because obviously this was all work So what do you have to say to you immediately starts to read a super chat and it's this guy addicted to profits who gives these shows a lot of money And of course Chad's like I don't fucking even care about this guy. I don't give a shit. Great attitude Chad. Good luck with that. We'll see how that goes. So Chad and Ray were on the BS show, which is Bob and Shoey earlier this day, this Monday. And Kevin didn't know about this.

He's just learning about it. So there's gonna be some things that come out about that that Kevin's gonna have a problem with. But this is Chad explaining why he can't do the show four days a week like he was. It's just, it's just too difficult guys. I was talking about, I was talking about this weekend. It's like, it's a hard show to do.

It's hard because I don't know if I'm gonna set you off or make, I don't know what makes you mad, Kevin. Don't worry what makes him mad. I don't think. I don't think. There'll can't turn out zoom Kevin space right there. It's chance explaining. I don't want to get you upset, Kev I don't know maybe sometimes I'll say the wrong thing cuz look at it. I'm like what are you fucking retarded?

This is this is hilarious I don't know what I can't turn out zoom. What do you give a fuck for? With it huh you got to deal with it. Huh? I do got to deal with it. I got to deal with it. I believe for life. I was a wait for the long weekends and Thursday night. And so I've been trying to catch up on the drama today. First of former I'm so upset with Julie. He 100% encouraged trash Tampa, uh, Piazza to doctor number. Yeah, I'm not happy about that either. Uh, I believe I did, I did nothing wrong. I did nothing. He's talking about Julie. Oh, I'm jumping the gun about doing wrong. You did do something wrong. You did. Well, you were to want texting, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, Kevin wants to bear the hatchet, whatever day I wanted. I wanted you to squash it so you can come down here. I want to see that. so I So you decide for me when I I didn't tell you to do anything like that I don't need to go to fucking Tampa. I said it's hot. It's hot here now. I'm fine here You let you like that you like sight splitters and you're I don't give a fuck you thing I'm gonna fucking bow down at a fat fuck cult Alright, so Chad fucked up because this whole thing where Chad's gonna try to like men for Chad's on a person who brings people together. That's not what Chad's strong suit is. It's not a skill set. So he's like, hey, I just wanted you and my Kelta to be buddies again.

And I listened to this Mike Kelta interview with Shule when they brought up Kevin Brunnen. And Mike Kelta even said he goes, listen, I wasn't even gonna bring up Kevin Brunnen. My audience doesn't know what the fuck he is. He's been on the show twice. He hasn't been out in over five years. No one even knows who he is. But all right, Chad's texted me about it. I know you got a thing with him, Julie. Fine, we'll bring it up.

And Kevin's going, why is anyone talking about me on this show? I want nothing to do with this. I don't represent Julie or Chad Zubakak or your standup show. I don't care about side splitters. He's not looking to get a week out of side splitters, Chad. You know that. I watch enough MLC to know that myself, but Chad's kind of a dumb guy. I shouldn't just assume that he should know about her. All right. We got gonna fast forward here. As I mentioned, Shuly had Chad and Ray on the BS show, which is basically MLC minus Kevin.

And it's not like Shuly to copy someone's show format, but it seems like he's maybe copying the show format a little bit because he's basically bringing in Bob, Chad and Ray, and he's hoping that there's all this controversy and debate. Now, let's give people talking and the BS show will be part of this whole MLC universe and everything. And I'm sure that's working.

I'm sure it's working fine. And it's great. So what Kevin's doing now is he's live streaming in the morning by himself. Because what Kevin has realized is that anytime he's online, people will super chat him. And it's very profitable for him to just turn on his webcam and chat. So this is him. Now what we're going to see is that Kevin's going to star a beef with chouly. I think this is the next chapter. We'll see how this plays out. But I think

that now what Kevin's decided is that, oh, here's an opportunity for me to act like I'm pissed at Chouli because when he was on my Kelton show, they gave out my number. Chad's going, they were talking about the cult of thing. Chad goes, you know, people were blaming me. I didn't have nothing to do with it. Chad literally started it. Pinkman literally started it by texting cult of that I want the better of the hatchet, I guess the last Wednesday.

And on Thursday, he gave out my number in front of Shuley and Shuley, the cock that he is, just sits there and lets him give out the number. Even though Levy tells me, oh, Shuley loves you. Oh, that's okay. But so what he just sat there, let him give out the number. What was I supposed to do? Just go like, that's kind of a bitch move to give out the number. Then even yesterday on the B.S. show, Mike Morse goes, well, what happened when the show

was over? Did he say it was it weird? And she was like, no, I just said, thanks for having me on. No mention that, you know, you gave this guy, I love Kevin Brennan. You gave out his number right in front of me. Basically, it made me look like a fucking cock. All right. So obviously, we're starting to see what's happening here. Kevin is setting his sights on Shuley now. And so he continues on with this solo cast that he's doing and he's taking super chats.

There's a guy named W-A-T-P Kevin. And it's a photo of me on this YouTube channel or this YouTube user. And W-A-T-P Kevin is the name of the person who's super chatting Kevin. Kevin loves this guy. Seems like Shule is looking to sign Chad to the Shule never. That's fine. God bless. God fucking bless.

And you know what, I'll still pay Chad more than Shulie does. That's just the fact. Because he's not gonna pay them anything. He's gonna give him, he's gonna give him, I think the deal is after Google takes 30%, they split the superchats with the Shulie Network. So I have to 30%, they get half of 70%. So I pay guaranteed money. That's all superchats. So people watch the show for a couple of

weeks. I'll probably watch it too. And then you know, Ray will get depressed by because Ray doesn't like conflict either. And so Ray will be like, I don't want to do it anymore. So then Chad will think like, oh, this is going to be a gravy train. And plus Chad will fuck it up anyway. Chad fucks up everything. W-A-T-P Kevin, he's one of my favorite new people. I'm taking notes because I'm going to put this guy in my ring of honor because I like this the kind of sky's.

Uh, jib. Yeah. I could tell you do. Okay. So now with this controversy that Chaz go to the Shuley network, which who knows I doubt it, but maybe it is interesting to hear the business model there. And I don't know if this is true or not. I've never been in negotiations with the Shuley network, but it sounds like what's happening

here is that Shuley is taking half of the money that you make from superchets when you're on the Shuley network. And when you're on the Shuley network, it's just like being on your own channel on YouTube, except for it says Sh Shoei Network underneath. So in some ways, it's kind of worse. I don't know. What do I know? I could be told you're wrong about this.

I'll probably get a text from Shoei as soon as this comes out. Telling me I'm told you're wrong about this. But this is what Kevin is saying that business wise, it doesn't really make any sense because Kevin's paying people more money. I think there's more money coming in over there.

At least for now, we'll see what happens. So then this gets really weird because Kevin starts paying people more money. I think there's more money coming in over there, at least for now, we'll see what happens. So then this gets really weird because Kevin starts to check in on Patrick Melton's livestream because he wants to see who has more people watching them. This is in the morning time to steal, tell nobody likes onions or Kevin Brennan, who has the most viewers on here. And so this gets a little surreal right here.

Chad just called into a mountain saying you're insane for going live. Right. Let's see where mountain is. It's somebody sent me a text. Damn, Fulano. Yeah, I can work at my own pace. Let me see where a mountain's at

if I'm insane for going live So he's on his phone looking up mountains YouTube channel right here. What's he called nobody likes onions? All right, he's looking at his phone. He's pulling this up. Okay. He has 237 people watching Now mountain is watching Kevin's stream He's stream sniping Kevin. And now Kevin's going to watch Milton watch him. He's like literally watching me and now I'm watching him. He's waving to me.

You could hear Kevin's voice coming back to him. Now 238 because I'm on. Kevin's smile right there. It's so funny to me because Kevin's not a happy guy, but he just seemed genuinely to be enjoying himself for a second. There he's like, Hey, look at me. I did a live stream unannounced and I have more viewers than siltel or melting right now. And melting is watching my show.

So that's kind of weird. That's kind of fun. So Kevin's talking about how he is gonna start doing five days a week. He wants to do morning shows by himself and then Mr. Loves Company and he's got some ideas. He's got big grandiose ideas. What happens when your show catches that

and you go from one day a week to two days a week, like I did. And Sky's the limit I, is what's gonna happen. So now we fast forward to that afternoon. So that was from Tuesday morning. Now we're going to, oh, and I should mention that the reason why Kevin's changing his tune here is because he didn't realize that the BS show

had Chatted Ray on it until he learned about it on Mr. Lo's company. So then he got a chance to watch it. Then he came on his Tuesday morning live stream to bitch about it. And so now he's going to continue to be upset about that when he goes on Mr. Lo's company that afternoon. And Chad is off the show at this point again. And this is Kevin who's continuing his feud with Chewley.

You can tell this is what he's really focused on now. Do you truly call me? I'm not going to take Chewley's fucking call and haven't explained to me. Well, you talk shit about this guy or you or you gave out his phone number. I'm done. I'm done negotiating with fucking terrorists and pieces of shit that think that that that I work for them. Julie, I don't work for you, motherfucker. I'm not on the fucking Julie network now or ever. And you can have Chad and Rey Davido. Those two fucking

losers from Ohio. And yeah, and should I pay them? Should I pay them their salary and then you get their super chats? Because they make they get a platform here. I'm still paying right of it Oh more than more than fucking shuli pays them and so now it's supposed to pay Chad and let them do a show on the Shuli network and then shuli can get the super chats. So fuck that Chad's done here Chad's done here Chad's sitting there yesterday on the B.S. show saying, well, I don't know why I'm still negotiating. Negotiations are over, motherfucker. You're done. Obviously, Kevin is upset with Chad. He's upset with Shuley. And he seems to be legit

and genuine. We'll see. I don't know. I can never think anything is real on this show. You know, the fact that Chad that Chad's fired from the show now, we've heard this before, obviously. So, we'll see what happens. But yeah, Kevin does bring us some good points about Chad here. Chad's a piece of fucking shit. Chad won't take responsibility for anything. No, good. He says I got a black guy, he makes up two different stories and he's like, yeah, I'd either one was true. Yeah.

It makes sense. I still don't know what the fuck happened that night or fucking night. Probably they got it delivered to Cold Slow to fucking fuck them up because he didn't tell them. I have no idea. I don't know what to believe anymore, you know? But I talked to Chad the other day

and he seemed to understand what the fuck was going on. And I said, don't I said nothing we talk about goes out. Melton goes on says you got to text from Chad saying I'm on two days a week. Isn't that something I just fucking said not to say? What? Why do you got to talk to everybody? You know what I mean? You can't act like he're... Because I think he's playing us. He thinks he's playing us. Like we can't do the show without him. The show will fail without him. I went out by myself this morning. I got more fused than Melton did or Steel Toe.

Yeah. So you can see that Bob is frustrated because Bob is literally trying to keep this thing going. And he's talking to Chad as a Chad. We were having conversations behind the scenes. Don't tell anyone. And then Chad's texting Melton and Melton should know better, but I guess who cares? I mean, if I had information on Chad, I'd get it out there too.

So at this point, people are, I think genuinely annoyed with Chad Zumaq. I hope I would be. This were my show. I'd be at the point where I'm like, okay, this is, this is too much now. This guy makes up stories all the time. Doesn't take any responsibilities. Fucking things up behind the scenes. Talking out of school. I can't have it. So now, that show goes by Wednesday show, which by the way just happened a couple hours ago. Wednesday show comes up and Kevin has a big announcement. I got no chat here.

Kevin has a big announcement about what he's going to do. That it was headline, Shule. I think you're familiar with Shule. Everybody. Shule, I was like, oh, this is an email, I should say, we set this up better, my bad. Kevin got an email from somebody that I guess we all would know. And he's gonna read it to us.

It was headline, Julie. I think you're familiar with Julie everybody. Julie was expecting Ray to go to Pots down a hangout to pay for his own way to show support of the Julie network and to do no time. Fucking insane. I told you more than one Shuley is a snake and after this he's a scumbag, conceited piece of shit. He thinks he's a star maker. Ray has views because of you, not Shuley. That's an official guy. I know the guy. So that being said, I'm starting my own network, everybody.

Adam, make a sound effect. I'm starting my own network everybody. Adam, make a sound effect. I'm starting my own network. Wow, look at this. Kevin's got a network. Yeah. It's really network two. No, I'm starting my own network because first of all,

I have to hire somebody else. And because once my, once summer comes, I'm probably going to do a morning show and an afternoon show. So I need, Adam can't keep up with that. So I need to hire somebody to run to super chats anyway. So I already got my eye on this one guy and, and, and the Shulie Network is, you know, listen, he's a Jew broad and, and things are going to happen. So I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm going to have Ray on my network. I'm going to steal him from the Shuley network because I'm already paying more than Shuley pays. You guys are disrespecting Ray heavily. And also

I'm going to have my own Stuttering John show, Starring Stuttering John. Oh, this is a big announcement right here. Now, I have been to know for a fact because I've seen this on Twitter that John and Kevin are communicating. There is some back and forth going on. It's not the fake stuttering John that's been fooling a few people here and there. This is the real stuttering John and Kevin Brunton having conversations about doing a show. And I'm intrigued. I want John to return to podcast. I guess everyone knows. So let's see what this is all about. Well, I like it. Yeah, so he's been reaching out to me to get on the show. He wants to know how much I'll pay him. I'll just give him a fucking show, Bob. How do you like that?

And then we can watch me and him can watch you watch him. I like it. I like it. And then he and then Stuttering John reading Super chats that wouldn't be a smash hit. Well, it'll be a seven hour show, but I like it. It'll be a smash fucking hit. So I'm standing on my own network. Don't know applications. That's necessary. We already already have my I and this one guy and So I can hire because I was gonna try to hire him to do the super chats on a weekend and I'm already in you know Whatever and I'm not in business with the guy, but he seems pretty reliable and And now the people have reached out about read super chats. I right, listen, it's very complicated because once you read the super chats, the reason Chad couldn't read the super chats because Chad's human garbage.

But what he's talking about here is not just reading super chats but having access to the background. So you can pull them up on the screen and you can kind of produce the show as it's happening. And Chad used to want that. I mean, he probably still does responsibility. And Kevin's saying, no, you can't handle this responsibility. I'm going to back it up a little bit because this is a very good point. And again, Kevin knows Chad better than most people.

Chad couldn't read the Super Chats because Chad's human garbage. And Chad will turn on you in a split second and then hijack your whole fucking network. So it's have to be someone that we kind of know, kind of trust. And that's how it has to be because they basically, once they have access to superchats, they have access to literally everything. So I think he's joking about the network. I don't know, but he's definitely serious about getting more people involved on the back-end side

because Kevin's gonna start really overexposing himself. He cannot wait to just be online 24-7 making money. And I get it, he got to make K while the sun is shining. I understand that, but I do think that there is a thing where it's like, well, do I need to tune in to see what Kevin's rant about this morning? He'll be talking again this afternoon and then again tomorrow morning

and how much news is happening in the background during all of this. And I shouldn't mention that I forgot to hit the video record button. So a lot of this show, unfortunately, when I put it up on YouTube, you won't be able to see it. Although it's not a visual thing. Anyway, except for my buddy, sad Chad here, some art from the great Troy Smith put together for us and that it hangs up on our wall here in the studio. And I wanted to make sure the sad Chad was a part of this. So listen, if Chad Zumaq is back on MLC anytime soon,

I think Kevin loses any credibility he has left. I think we can all agree on that. And frankly, I think he's losing credibility all along the way. I mean, Chad's been fired and quit. I have a dozen times just in the past, we could have alone. So it's getting a little bit weird. It's getting redundant as I said.

It's redundant as I said. It's like a Yogi bearer or something. And so it's just to the point now where it's like, okay, you guys have got us all interested in this thing, but where are you going with it? What's it going to do now? Like we hit WrestleMania and now it's like, okay, now what? That was the big thing. Now what are you going to do? So I'll be tuned in and probably tuned out sooner than later. But that's my recap and update on the Chad Zuma saga that's been going on here since at

least what October? We've been talking about this and it's been interesting. Even people at first who were like, I don't talk about Chad, have come around and realized this guy is insane. Okay, like I said, check out this WATP TDS crossover it's a great episode. Actually, those are some of the most fun shows that I do and a lot of people agree with that

when we do the crossover shows, which is why we're doing a live version of it. So check this out, this is from our Patreon and Supercast. This is what you get when you subscribe to patreon.com slash, who are these podcasts? You get these types of episodes, and then I'm gonna come back, and we'll do some voicemails and stuff.

So stick around for that. And show time. Presenting. I can't not be sad for me tonight Just because I'm really full of the hurtful that I don't know That's where we come in My cat's really sad, I'll hold it with my memories Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Welcome, Robert Dix and Couseros and my little ponies to another WATP 2DS crossover event where I am not abusing my green screen as Carl says I'm very funny what I'm doing. I don't like you with the green career. It's too pro. I it's it's a Weird uncanny valley that's going on right now see the bit see it's actually your background I didn't have enough time while you were Jerking off or whatever and and before we did the show in the bathroom I was gonna put a little Vinny back there I'll next time I'll give you more time. Thanks. I'll add you a little bit more next time for you, buddy.

Think about baseball or something. Yeah. All right, Dick, let's get right into it. Obviously, Sean's not here this week, so it's just gonna be you and me exposed for what we are, trying to make sense of a few podcasts. Starting with one that I think was suggested to you, it's called What's Your Thoughts on this Podcast and it's hosted by Amir Ali. And if you don't mind,

I'm going to go ahead and play the intro to this because the topic on this specific episode is bonkers. The topic of today's show is I'm straight, but I have sex with men. You don't want to miss this. He's right. I don't want to miss it. I'm glad I didn't. You don't want to miss it. I think that topic makes a lot of sense.

I'm going to start a show with the topic is, I'm not a murderer, but I kill people all the time. Yeah. It makes sense. Just as much sense. How many dicks can a straight guy suck before he's gay? Yeah, that's the. Just as much sense. How many digs, how many digs can a straight guy suck? For a gay. That's the number we're looking for. A gay baker's desert.

So I think it's like 27. All right, so this is the theme song here. Now, Dick, I've heard from songwriters that when you write a great song, it comes to you very quickly. Oh yeah. The best song has come very quick. You don't have to work on them too much.

I'm guessing the lyrics to this one took an hour max to write. I should thought on this, I should thought on this I should thought, I should thought, I should thought on this Pretty good stuff. Catchy. It is catchy. And now I know what the name of the show is. So that's helpful too.

Hey, can you write a theme song for my podcast? Yeah, what's the name of it? It's called What's Your Thoughts on This? You want to know anything else about it? Nope. I can't even hear. I got it. It's like a five-hour theme song. Yeah, right. Here, right me. This theme song. Okay. It's just going to be at the beginning, right? Now, I'm going to run it through the whole episode. Yeah. Okay. There is a music bed that goes on, which I don't know what the point of that is. It's a bit distracting. Well, the best part about the music is like this,

whatever funk, whatever, you know, I don't know how to phrase it. Our B, B, B, B, B. So yeah, right, right. And it fits whenever the host is talking to it, like this super gay slick black guy, but then when the collars are talking, it's suddenly extremely jarring to have this like, boo, did do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do What's going on? So I reached out to Dick and I said, can you just take the second guy and pull this from that?

Because I have all, I have my fill on gay sex talk from just this one interview. I was so excited when I started listening to the second guy. I was like, oh my God, you're telling me the first guy was at least this good? It's amazing. Amazing. All right, where do you want to start?

Do yours first. OK, I'll do. All right, I want you want to start? Uh, do your experience. Okay, I'll do. All right, I want to, I want to confuse people, you know, it might be making references in the second half. That's a very good point. Okay, let's get right into the questions here. Some men who consider themselves straight are currently having sex or receiving oral sex from men. What, what, what? And you know what? We have one of those people here right now. Vito just wanted to come out. Hey, everybody go out to Vito. He's gonna explain this to us. All right. I'm sorry. That wasn't a question. Let's get into that. Let's get into the question.

Wait, did you see on our last show, the biggest problem when Vito was talking about how his stepmom called him gay because he was watching anime? Yeah. Oh, you saw that and I said, yeah, and then you suck that dick. And he goes, yeah, I guess she was right then. I, I don't want to be that guy dick, but you and I had that exact same thought as I was listening to it. That's not the only thing that makes you gay, you know. You know that, right?

By the way, I should tell you right now, we just put out an episode today of who are these podcasts. And you did make cringe of the week. This week. When you were trying to get vetoed to say where for three and a half minutes. That was pretty cringeworthy. I went to the band about 90 seconds at herself.

That guy, this is a weird thing. No, I know, I just had to keep going. And then I felt kind of dumb about afterwards. I was like, well, that was probably bad. And then I looked at the comments and somebody said, that wear bit that went on for like five minutes had me rolling. And I was like, okay, then I guess I just

I did a good thing then. I mean, it wasn't funny and then it was funny again. And then it wasn't funny. Yeah, that's what I was going for. Of course it was. All right, so this is the first question that we have to all ponder here. Can you still be considered straight?

If you have sex with someone who has a penis and no vagina, that's not a question I can answer. Now, I think it's odd when he phrases that. If you have sex with a person who has a penis and no vagina, just stop it if you have sex with a person with a penis. Because even if there's a vagina there, if you have to lift the balls to get to the vagina, that's still pretty gay, right? Well, what if the vagina's like in your arm or something?

Oh, I've never been. Have they been doing that yet? I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been.

I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. just like staple your fingers together and put some fish skin in the inside of your hand and you can call that a vagina. Is that? So like if there's a chick without gloves on, it's like, whoa, that's pretty taboo right

there. Yeah. Seer her hand vagina. This is crazy. And it's a no vagina. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

So they, he's going to interview two guys and he explains this. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome David and Brian. The guest names have been changed to protect their identity. Uh, geez, seems like maybe this is, um, shameful behavior that these two are up to. And that's, that's not me saying that, Dick. They wanted to change their names, just their first names, to protect their identities because they enjoy having sex with people who have penicents. Yeah.

Doesn't that kind of tell you right there that they still want to be straight? Right. Kind of tells you right there that maybe they don't feel great about what they're up to. Well, the second one too is like, they always slide in that a lot of it's like, transsexual hookers.

Right. Well, I don't know. I don't know if that's really the question that you guys were talking about here. Well, this is funny because the first guy, I guess because he does have sucks with trans people, he's allowed to say this. But you sleep with men, correct?

Not men per se, but I like trainees. Well, you got to pick up my down. That's for sure. I think that it was me called that. Just because you have sex with you look, have a long life of having had sex with some women. I can tell you that just because you have sex with them doesn't mean you can call them whatever you want.

Right. This is very true. You know, women of the Orient are fun to have sex with. But I'm not going to start throwing out words to start with G or C age. You know, they're still offended by that. Well, that was good. You want me to cook up a dog for you? Even if you're done coming in their face, they're more offended by that. Well, you could call, you could call a rug that, but not me, all right, all right, I'm sorry.

I thought we were friends. I got it, I got it, I don't think I could call a rug that either. Yeah, at this point. So I just love that this guy comes right out and just like, oh, you're talking about tradis? Yay, I fucked tradis. What, what's it do, yeah? Cool, man.

That's great. All right, so. And their hookis? Yay, I fucked tradis. What's it do? Yeah. Cool, man. That's great. All right. So. And their hooker is too. So I'm sure that you could call them whatever you want. That's not right. I have the experience I'm looking for here. No, I have to say,

Amira Lee asks a lot of questions. And I think he's very good at this, to be honest with you. Me too. I was impressed by the words and questions like, he leaves no stone unturned on this interview. So how did that start? How does a straight man start having sexual relations with transgender women?

Well, if I had to take a guess on how that starts, it was dark at the club and you didn't realize that they were size 12 pumps that she was wearing and that's what it's time to pump the brakes. Yeah. With her feet are bigger than yours. That's usually a problem. Yeah, it started like, well, they're out, you know,

doing drugs, looking to fuck. Yeah. And so am I. And women are like hard. So, you know, plus with all the makeup tutorials that are out there on YouTube now and shit, like I can see a fool to you for a minute Right

Get some nice titties you got the makeup all done up Dicks not buying this at all. He's not I don't know I would like I would love to be I would love to be surprised Like would you oh my god Yeah, I kind of would because I feel like everything else is just like so predictable and boring and lame. Like if I got it, I was like, oh, yeah. You got a dick? No, wow.

Ha. Like that. I guess it makes sense to the Annoz apple now. I mean, before it was confused, but now it's all. You go. It's all making it. I had no idea. Perfect sense.

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What is it about transgender women that you like more than other women? Someone about just seeing the balls and like from the back. Also, you like seeing their testicles? I like seeing like, you know, because they look like a girl, but from the back, just seeing the balls hanging and everything. It's like some mixture, you know, it's intriguing. I did not see that one coming. I have to say that guy. That was the last thing I would have thought he would have said was the balls to Carlos. It's intriguing. It's intriguing. Yeah,

it's different. Brains my it's it's just it's interesting. I want to see what's going on there. A dick and balls. You know, it's going on there. A dick and balls. You know what? It's going on there. It's kind of like when they put out movies nowadays that are in black and white or like, you know, sitting city or something like that. It's different. It's intriguing.

Look out. There's a chick with balls. You don't see that every day. Hinking. It's different. It's got a cool. A chick and there's this black and white silhouette. Oh, it's a cock and balls.

I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued. It's moving in slow motion, like the 300, super slow motion cock. So after this gentleman's name's Brighter, self-made up thing, explains that he likes trans women because they have testicles.

This is another question he asks. So when you're dating a woman, are you 100% satisfied when you are with her? No. No. Of course not. That's like a way. What's she going to be able to do for me? All she has to be gentle.

And that's, yeah, support of that. And that's a bad. That's a gay question, though. You think so? Because well, no, if any wind said yes to that, he would be gay. I'll say, yeah, no, you're either lying or gay. You're 100% satisfied with a woman. I don't think so.

Okay, I see that's funny, because I interpreted that to mean, like, could you be fine just getting off with girls the rest of your life or do you need to have girls with penises? That's how I interpreted that, but you interpreted that. I like the way that you interpreted that. It's just like, so do you think

I know that girls is great? No, of course not. It's terrible. But he said woman. He didn't say women. That's true. He said when you're with a woman, are you set? No.

He didn't say, when you're with women, are you satisfied? Okay, yes. Okay, yes. Maybe getting closer. It may be getting closer, I would say. I'm glad you made it plural because we're getting closer now. Yes. That's pretty funny

This is just the difference you two the way you and I think I guess so you're an optimist I up I Yeah, I see the penis is half hard and you see it's half-flashing To difference between is like Sherlock Holmes down there with a pipe. Oh is like Sherlock Holmes down there with a pipe. Oh, it's really good. All right, so now we want to fight out his first sexual encounter with a trans person. A trans woman, I guess you would say. He wants to know where they hooked up, and this is the answer. She came over to your house or you went over to her house.

I went over to her house, because like at the time I was living with people. Okay. You know how that goes. Yeah, I know that goes. You're fucking roommates. Catch your sucking out of paratesticals. You'll never hear the end of it. We toss in your balls till the end of time for that shit. So now I get it, Ab. I have roommates. So can you just not talk until we get up to my room and I'm trying to, you know, do a thing here. Yeah, if they catch you standing at the toilet and using it, it's going to be a problem for me.

So you just pretend to get to sit down. That'd be really helpful. Uh, I would bear it like that. Can you just be on your phone the whole time? Why would I be on my phone that's so disrespectful? Uh, just trust, trust me. Don't look them in the eye, interrupt them with stories about nothing, if they ask you anything. I don't even have TikTok.

Well, don't load it now because you're definitely gonna need that. Just pull up Uber Eats. They don't know what it looks like. Yeah, yeah. And whenever you're looking at, make sure it's on full volume. No matter how many people have your conversation around you. And then laugh, laugh until they ask you what you're looking at. And then roll your eyes like you're being inconvenienced. Can you do that before we go upstairs and play with each other's cocks? I just, I like the idea

of getting back to using the bathroom stand to go up. I like the idea of the roommate going in there and being like hey, uh, that chickie brought home last night Somehow pissed all over the floor She missed the toilet. No, that was me. That was me. I put on her clothes after I put on her clothes after we had sex and I was standing Yeah, that's my Bill she busted a nut. I mean, don't you pee everywhere after her too? What do you want? This is what happens. All right. Oh, this is great. So he starts the questioning about this first encounter in a way that he's trying to be polite, but I know what he's asking here. And so you're very first time, were you nervous? Did you know what to do automatically, or what was it?

What was it like? Did you know what to do automatically? And I heard that and I'm like, was there butt stuff? And if so, whose butt was involved in the butt stuff? Isn't that what that question was? Yeah, a mere keeps that theme going. And you know, that can interview. I just want to let you know that there's more of butt stuff

That's all he cares about he's just like All right, there's He's gonna relate He'll be penis and she has a penis So we're to those things go where they at up And during the all right, so then this gets gets more into specifics here because I like it He gets right down to brass tax. He's just like, what happened here?

What is going on? So what all did you do? Okay. And what's the most head? What does that mean? So you gave her oral sex head? I mean, I got I got that. Okay. So she performed oral sex on you and I got it. I got that. Okay, so she performed Dora Sacks on you and you penetrated her. Yeah. Now, I have to say, as gay as this scenario is, this is the least gay this scenario could have been. If he's just receiving that and giving it to her in the box.

Yeah, right. That's the most gay answer to the interview. Okay. A bunch of giggling. So what would you? So you're having you're having straight sex with a person with a penis. Yeah. What did you do? Well, a boy doesn't get a towel. There was a mouth.

And a butt. Oh, okay. Can you identify a straight while you a butt. Oh, okay. Can you identify a straight while you're answering this question, please? Yeah, seriously. Also, I love the fact that he goes, well, there was head, there was butt sex. If he was the one receiving and then giving, I would have specified that without the clarification question. Right.

The first thing I would have said, like, why would it go down on me? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, would it go down on me? I mean, her. I mean, her, she's very feminine. Obviously. So then he wants to know if this is embarrassing, the fact that he's having sex with trans women. Does anyone know that you like to have sex with transgender women?

No, not at all. Okay, are you embarrassed about it? Thanks, Cap, not this. Yes Okay, are you embarrassed about it? Thanks, Captain Obvious. Yes! He changed his name! He doesn't bring his dates back to his place. He's embarrassed by it. What do you mean?

Is he embarrassed? Of course, he's embarrassed. He should be. It's embarrassing behavior. Gaggle. Hahaha. Yeah. All right, I just have a go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

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I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I you know what, I'm gonna try this whole sex with, chicks with Dicks thing, and he's been into it ever since. So how did this all come about? You said that you didn't perform oral sex on the transgender women initially, but as you had more experience, you did. Yeah, and that all stems from porn, so that influenced me a lot.

So that influenced me a lot. The porn made you want to do it? Yeah. And is that porn in this courtroom today? And could you please point to said porn? It made you suck that dick. I lost my case. No further questions. Why do you suck that dick?

The porn warped my fragile little mind. There should have been a warning on the game porn that I watched that it will make you want to suck dick because I just found myself blossloppering all over cocks and I don't know what happened to me. I blacked out. You know what's funny is when I was younger I used to watch skateboarding videos and it made me want a skateboard. I was watching like, oh I want to try that trick or I'd watch like music videos and I wanted to play guitar and a rock band. I've never watched Game Porto and thought like, how come I'm not getting up to that number? What am I doing with my time? I do watch a lot of porn that has dick sucking. It's true, yep. So you would think.

I would think that would have this same effect. I hate blaming porn. That's not why. That's what happened. I'm also pretty sure it was the persons with the penis who talked to you into it. I mean, I don't know. Persons with penises can be pretty relentless when it comes to getting their penis sucked. So maybe that had something to do with it. Especially if someone else is getting their penis sucked,

you kind of feel left out after a little while. Yeah, I think you get a little pissed off. Yeah, there's a lot of penis sucking going on. I just noticed it doesn't have a ton of mind. And if you're six feet tall, and this person happens to be like my four or something, get over here. It's like scorpion. Come here! You're gonna wake up with a dick in your mouth.

Yeah. All right. So, um, let's see what his preference is as far as pre or post because all we've been talking about here is pre so far. Yeah. So a transgender woman who had had the full surgery that wouldn't necessarily interest you you would want a woman who still had her penis no both both of them interested okay got you wow wow yeah wow indeed so would know. He's a great interviewer. Like every time he says, wow, I was going at home.

Wow. I know. It's literally all the questions I would have asked if I actually had the balls to do it. I think I would have shied away after questions with my kids. Well, each of them. It's a drinking.

Drinking balls. I don't understand. So if you remember, he liked the idea of a naked lady with balls and then he says, oh yeah, like post-op trans women as well. Like, where do you go from that? Do you want like a hermaphrodite with two penises? Like, what else can we do here?

Cause it's gonna get boring at a certain point. We just started going down this. All right. Now you're right back to women. What are you doing? Oh, you're right. That's the trap That's how they get you trap. All right. Here's my last you're my last clip and this is just the the justification of this If you are happy and this is what you want it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks

It doesn't matter if we Understand it or anything and I do want wanna say, they'll always be you. Just make sure that when you are doing you, that you don't make someone else unhappy while you're trying to get your happiness. Yeah, that's also how I justify my alcoholism. Oh no, my stamp sounds terrible. All right, Dick, I'm gonna let you take it away.

My happiness depends on making other people unhappy. So I'm gonna have to have to. That's a problem. I'm gonna have to raise an issue with that of me right there. All right, let me see what I got here. I think I think you went through the same basic format with my interview with just a different guy. What did you do to your? You got so excited with all of the gay sex questions that you blew your mic stand off the table. Everything's everything's excitable over here. Holy shit You're gonna do a jet better job erecting your boom

I see what you do next time. Yeah Put that on your cringe of the week you fuck I'm gonna have my own I'm gonna have my own cringe of the week Moment this week you should you show it what curls boom sand fell down Okay, here is I watch gay porn of my Boomsand Ball Sound. Here is the start of my interview with, I guess it was Brian, I don't know, David. He asked a very important question. Let's hear what it is to start the interview. Can you still be considered straight?

If you have sex with someone who has a penis and no vagina? Is that the same? That's not a question I can answer. That's the one you're sorry. Can you still be considered straight? It's a great question. No, I don't think that we address that what I played it for you. Yeah.

Do you think someone can be considered straight if they have sex with someone who has a penis and not a vagina? Um, I mean, by definition. I think it takes a lot less than that to be to not be considered straight. Right. Actually, I think you could, you could be trying to have sex with someone with a penis. You could be thinking about it. You could be doing a lot less to not be considered straight. Even if your girlfriend's pegging you, I think there's an argument you could make here. Okay, you have a girlfriend, but still, something.

Only if you're saying the entire time, I'm not thinking about a guy. I'm not thinking about guys. The whole entire time. My girl has the hardest penis. My girl has the hardest penis. Give it to me. Give it to me, Mama.

And he goes the whole time saying, a woman with a penis with a straight face. Yeah. Okay, here's, he has a different way to ask the question. Because he never actually, in the interview I heard, he never addresses this. How big do the tits have to be for you to suck a dick? There has to be, right?

Oh, mama. There's a number there. This is, I mean, yeah. Obviously, it's kind of one of those things where you don't know until you're in the moment. I think like, like the same thing like with veterans in World War II, like you don't know the courage until you're in the moment of being in the fog of war. That's the same. It's a same identical situation. No one raises their hand to get bullet shot at them, but you're going to do that to save your, your fellow brother.

When those tits are flying at you, when that dick is flying at you, you have to make a decision. And then you have to live with, you have to live with the decision. That's what they don't tell you. That's the PTSD that comes from that. Yeah.

You have just had nightmares where there's just boobs with like penis heads for nipples. Like, ah, I can't escape that Alright I'm getting too close Okay here he asks the second guy if he's straight or not You are straight correct I consider myself straight okay that's a no Right is it not you I consider myself straight I would never enter it that way

Let's do a let's try it Carl. do you Carl yours are you straight? Yeah I am amazing. I have been married mad. I've been married to this gender straight man. I consider myself to be mostly straight. Thank you for my self to be straight. Yeah. Okay buddy. No, but not necessary to be. This guy is, he's a little more hostile than the first guy I think. Uh, here's more of his, if his hostility. You consider yourself straight, but you have sex with more than just women, correct? Not sure where you're going with that. You might elaborate.

Not sure where you're going with that. Pretty straightforward. If you have free time. Your honor. The witness is clearly being hostile. Can you just have a man to the... You have sex with more than women, correct? Uh... Whew, it's totally actually baffling to me what you could be possibly meaning by that. What do you even... What do you mean? Well, I'm...

Like, do not answer. I'm not as you file. Yeah, how dare you. what do you mean? Well, I'm How dare you out there you well, no, we were applying sir. Here's the rest of that Do you have sex with just women or do you have sex with men as well? I don't think I've got my sex with men No Okay, I don't think I've ever had sex with a man again Okay, I don't think I've ever had sex with a man again That's not the way you would answer that question if you had not had sex with a man before You guys don't have to be embarrassed by it by the way like there are no repercussions that will happen to you We don't know who you are We can't find you and kick your ass

You are! We can't find you and kick your ass. You're freaking clear. Yeah, this is the best time before total civilizational collapse to embrace this. But these people should be politicians the way they're answering these questions. I do not recall. Did you suck a penis? I don't know. Did I? I don't know. Is that a penis in your mouth right now? I couldn't tell ya.

Ha ha ha. No, it's something... It's something I'm gonna say now. Now my opponent will go around saying that I've been sucking businesses. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah! Ha ha ha ha. Okay, here's something about crossdressers.

I don't remember this one though. Do you have sex with transgender, transgender women? I do. Not just sex, but I also engage in romantic relationships. What about cross-dressers? No, because they don't identify as women. Okay. It was the...

Okay. From Amir. That was the end of trying to figure out who he's having sex with. Right. It's like, okay. But we finally got to the bottom of this. By the way, the gayest thing he said was having romantic relationship Yes, that's I'm like all right, so you're sucking some dudes up on a big deal. Wait, you're going to dinner too Oh, oh man, that's rough with a woman with a guy. That's fine. You go out to dinner

And some drinks with as many men as you want, but of course you taking these bitches out Okay Okay, here's why he does it okay You'd take in these bitches out. Ugh. Okay. Okay, here's why he does it. Okay. I love people who can never, like they never give a real reason why they do anything, right? It's very difficult, but here's his reason why he has sex with them. Oh, can I predict what he's gonna say here?

Yeah, go ahead. Because he wants to. Because that's the answer. I do it because I want to do it. That's the answer. You think that? You think it was that simple, but. Yeah do it because I want to do it. It's the answer. You think that you think it was that simple Yeah, no, it's not Now like the thought I had was could I go ahead with this is an attraction to femininity in general?

I've had a couple of thoughts about it The sexual thoughts you had what were those? What can a man do for me and that that women haven't? Slapping you back on and do for me and that women happened. Slippin' at face the gums. I looked at the, that was like a personal challenge for him. Yeah, you know, it's like someone who like runs a marathon. They're like, you know what? I did a half marathon last year.

I think it's gonna be tough. I'm gonna try to do 26.2. This guy's going, I've slept with women and I just wanted to take it to the next limit. Could I also sleep with a check who has a very large penis, maybe one larger than mine. Oh, it's a man and that one too. Now he's not all persnickety about the gender

of who he sleeps with, right? Yes. Soon as he got the, it out of the way, as soon as he got the tip in, then it was guy, fuck man. Oh, you're right. Wow, that's hilarious. What a transfer. It sounds like a UPS commercial.

Like what can Brown do for you? But like men, well, you know, I just wanted to see, I wanted to take the, the cock challenge. Yeah, what can it do? Listen, I don't have a problem with FedEx, they've always done a good job, but maybe UPS is quicker or better in some way. I don't know, let's try it. What could a man do for me and bad that a woman couldn't do like let you watch sci-fi and peace

without asking without complaining without asking who what's going on in the movie every 10 minutes or maybe understand how long half-time actually is We need to get this over with before the third quarter That would be nice. Okay, here's his answer on what they do in bed. So you said that you have sex with a transgender woman. You do the same thing that you do with a person who was born woman at birth. And you said oral. So when you say oral, are you performing oral sex on them

on their penis or are you performing oral sex on them? Aynaly, what's occurring? Aynaly. I mean, I've tried the whole penis in the mouth thing. Not really a fan of it. You're not a fan. You'd rather have your mouth on an asshole than some guy's cock. Holy shit. I was not expecting that. Me either. That was a process. Hold on.

Let me just, here is where you can hear the answer again, because it's the only thing that these guys answered straight forwardly. Is this one question? So you said that you have, when you have sex with a transgender woman, you do the same thing that you do with a person who was born woman at birth. And you said oral. So when you say oral, are you performing oral sex on them on their penis? Or are you performing oral sex on them? Analy? What's occurring?

Analy. Analy. Analy. So you do the same thing with girls? Oh yeah, I just go down in the rassles. That's my go-to. That's my move. That's what I do. An girls. Oh, yeah, I just go down in the rassles. That's just that's my go-to That's my move. That's what I do. Hey bang bang boom Analy yeah, come on. I don't have all day get a tongue. I get my tongue right in their ass But you do you understand like when going down on a woman there's usually a vagina involved and it's like It's the same thing you do with a chick. Well, not really. We sometimes maybe you don't have to stick your tongue in a hole. That's not is that what you're doing down there? Yeah.

Explains a lot. You're right. Wow, I really hate this. Yeah. I bet. Looks horrible. Okay, then he, he talks about, he talks about... Well, he talks about sexual dynamic. I'll just play it. But some people it's okay and they don't wanna be touched there with others. It's not. Oh, he's talking about the sexual dynamics

of who's sucking whom's penis. Okay. Wait, hold on. So people don't wanna be touched on their penis, is that what he's saying? Yeah, that's how it's. Yes. That's weird. Okay. You know, not my, not my rectus penis. I bet there are some trans people who don't want their cock brought into it. Well, yet the ones who's cock are somewhere in a somewhere in a hospital. But yeah, okay, keep going. Okay.

But some people it's okay and they don't want to be touched there. With others, it's not. With others, they enjoy it. I'm not saying it's like not okay. I'm just saying they'd rather enjoy it. It's very some person to person, but when I start talking to somebody, I establish that there are certain things I'm into

and certain things I don't. Just like any other sexual dynamic. Okay, no, that's not how any other sexual dynamic works. I'm not having a discussion about whether my penis is getting touched or whether what on you is getting touched. This just, it sounds like a courtroom, like a weird interrogation. Correct. Correct. I've never been with a girl and said,

okay, here are the list of things that I like you to suck on, please. I put them in alphabetical order, so you can easily reference them while we're in bed. Yeah. I made a list of the priorities so you can determine how much was spent on you tonight to see where you're gonna draw the line

and then we can negotiate on that line. I've also never grabbed a girl's boob and had her go, oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna do that. Don't touch that part. Like, oh, okay, I didn't realize. Thanks for telling me the rules. So, she's saying I have. Yeah.

For real? Yes. Was it like, pretty soon after surgery or something? No, I think she was just crazy. I mean, that sounds crazy. Yeah, I could make a list of the weird things They don't want touch, but they will still do like oh no, I don't want you to I don't want you to kiss my neck But I do want you to throat fuck me Okay, this will be this sounds great This is gonna be a fun night. That's gonna be awesome.

We should have had this discussion beforehand, actually. Try to remember these rules. Okay, here is a, here is an obvious lie. Uh oh, what happened to my, what happened to my sound? Here we go. And what's your preference? Do you prefer trans women or do you prefer natural born women? I've gotten this before from a couple of my friends.

I can honestly say that a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. I don't think I really have a preference. Yeah, I can't- can't say that I do. I do trans women. Oh yeah? Yeah, that your preference? I don't want to fuck them. I do trans women. Oh yeah? Yeah, that your preference. I don't wanna fuck them,

but I do prefer them over cis women. How about you, Carl? So if I were into both chicks with penis and chicks with vaginas, then I guess you would have to come down on an individual basis, and you could have a pretty gnarly chick versus a pretty hot trans woman,

if you're into those things, and you pick one over the other and vice versa, it's kind of a dumb question. If you choose a dumb, it is a bulk question. It depends on their asshole. Yeah, right, exactly. It depends what they've eaten.

Yeah, which one bleaches their asshole? I'll go with that one. How can we answer it? My theory is the asshole of the trans woman because I've already flossed today. I don't need that. And how fat is this woman? Oh, interesting question you've posed here.

Right. Okay, here is whether he tells his friends or not. I just thought the comparison of secrets that he made was kind of interesting and immediate. Oh, I did the same thing. Here we go. Is this something that's hidden for you? Do you share this with your family and friends

and women that you are dating? I can say that all of my closest know. It's like any other detail of my life from like the fungus on my foot. I don't. Do you tell anybody that you, uh, state trans women? Well, you know, it's like other things about me, uh, like the fungus on my feet. He said that pretty openly actually. I know if that's it. He kind of just do that one right out there. So I don't know if that's

a good comparison. Cause remember when this interview started, it was real dodgy about all of this. So I was like, well, I wouldn't say that. I would consider myself straight. And now we just like, well, I do have foot fungus. I don't want people to know about that. Huh.

I like that it's easier for the, it's easier in their minds to identify as a woman than it is to identify as straight. Right. Like that is, like, oh yeah, well, you know, they say their woman's other woman, like, okay, are you straight? Like, well, I mean, I think so. Come on.

Yeah. I should have got a question. Kind of, you kind of tied me up over here, man. Yeah. Well, you want me to do over here. All right. Come up the one'm trial here, sir Here's a touchy subject of would you marry a trans woman? Let's see here. Forget what he said Would you ever marry a transgender woman? Yeah, to the woman, right?

Well, no, it's like what state is this is this even legal. This is something they can legally do It's a United States fucking Biden. Totally. I would only marry a trans woman. That's the answer. Okay, here's the first time he's talking about anal and a mirror is obviously really keyed in on this question. As are we in a totally straight way.

Here we go. Would you ever marry a transgender woman? Oh wait, you can play that one. Yeah, I was the last one. Got you. So if you marry a transgender woman and she wanted to penetrate you, would you allow her to?

No. I tried it. I don't like it. Okay, so you have been penetrated but it wasn't something that you like? I tried it. Somebody I was seeing at the time. Not really romantic. I was almost falling around with.

It was like, hey, let me try this thing on you. And the first one's like, you think that's how they phrased it? Let me try this thing on you. Hey, let me try this thing on you. It's called my dick up your ass. Here's more of it. It goes in sure.

I've known what. I love the fact that a mirror is asking if you're saving himself for marriage. Right? Like when these people are like religious now all of a sudden, like there's some purity going on right here. It's like, I know you know like, it'll sex spot if you were to get married. Why would that change? I get all the angles.

I get it. I get what you're doing. No, it's great. He's gonna get to the bottom of this. No pun intended, so yeah. So you are, so you are, so you have been penetrated. Right on top of it. Yeah, all right. Here's more.

Never really wanted to do this. I don't think I've ever actually been curious about it. So you did it for them? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Was it painful? Yeah, no, it was incredibly painful. It was painful.

And then even as it continued and it got less painful, it still wasn't something I enjoyed. I didn't know pleasure from it. It was just discomfort. Got it. And that. What do you think it's that? Where do you think this is going to go?

Carl, where do you think this interview is going to go? Is that still got 10 more seconds? Hold on, let me just say this. Because we started this by saying, I love Amir's questions. That was the dumbest question I've ever heard before. You don't like, either, why is that, was it painful? Was shoving a penis in your bottle painful?

Yes. I think he's asking to get off on it. When I ask Monty, I'm like, oh, so do you ever do this in bed? Oh, yeah, would you do this? And I'm over here in my head joking off uh that's what I can hear in his voice. Interesting so it's a miracle guy gosh I don't know yeah I don't know okay I don't know where he's going with this let's let's fight out okay only happen once.

I'm literally the one time okay and how did you feel afterwards. Put your shit for three days you couldn't defecate for three days. I could not defecate for three days. Okay. I don't know what happened. I'm not sure if it was what I ate or what happened up there, but... No idea what happened. Don't you usually shit immediately?

I've never heard of it like stuff in you so tight that you can't shit afterwards. What do you mean you've never heard of it? In your... In your Buffalo Bills fan club? You never... I'm not talking I'm to Adel Sucks in general here deck is that a thing that you have Adel Sucks and you can't shit afterwards I'm I haven't heard of maybe it was something he ate maybe he was just

a coincidence maybe he was allergic to a cock that he ate so he couldn't shit for I don't know if I was doing a lot of cheese at the time or just getting Adely penetrated with the problem I talked to my doctor. He wasn't sure so I think you shit right away, but I don't know maybe something is like a Spasm or something is hit wrong or maybe shame Maybe it's the shame part of that. That was the problem. This guy seems to be very ashamed of what he's in to. Yeah, yeah, he does.

That was he wasn't too bad. But your free flag fly is what I always say, Deck. Yeah, me too. Here is, okay, he's asking about his manhood. See, this seems like he's getting off on it, Amir. I swear to God, I think that's true. Here's him asking about manhood. See, this seems like he's getting off on it, Amir. I swear to God, I think that's true. Here's him asking about manhood. But what about your manhood? Did you feel like the, hmm, was in response to not being able to shit for three days? Listen to how quickly he goes past that, that disgusting topic.

But what about your manhood? Did you feel like your manhood was challenged because you took dick in your ass? Ha ha ha ha it that like he's been all scientific the whole time like oh So you were penetrated. Oh, you couldn't death a kiss. Oh, you can now here comes But what about your manhood? Did you feel like your manhood was challenged because you took dick in your ass? That is fucking hilarious There was all building up to that question. That's perfect. Yeah He's shaving these people to that question. That's perfect. Yeah. He's shaming these people to their face. Yeah, he really is.

It's hilarious. He's like not laughing about it at all. No, it's so uncomfortable. Okay, maybe I got two more. Here's this guy asking where it might, saying that context is important. What's the reason for the action? It's all example, like if you fillate another man

and you identify a straight, are you in prison? Yeah, I mean, I guess. That's a good point. Yeah, are there no other options? Is that why you're straight? Is that what it is? You're trying to talk us into that you're straight? Like, well, you know, look at prison.

You know I'm called those guys gay. Right. I mean, I guess not. Yeah. Well, what was the thing that the guy said he prefers eating ass? He's like, when you're sucking a dick, you know it's a dick. But what you're, when you're eating ass,

you can pretend that's something else. Yeah. Right? So that's like the straight edge of that. Just like, oh, yeah, I would never suck a dick at present I'm just you know, obviously gonna give a rim job or two This I thought was kind of funny homophobic Yeah, like and there's so many dudes you see there and they're like the people I work with where they're always like making really uncomfortable gay jokes

Or they're just they're really homophobic and then the same people who are hitting on the same trans women I'm hitting on, but in the public life, they just think it's gay and they don't want to do with it like trans women or women or people. I run to that a lot. All right, a lot. On that one, I'm gonna call.

Bullshit! There's no way these guys who are making the homophobic jokes are all hitting on trans women The same trans women that he's hitting on same ones. Yeah, what the hell kind of what kind of Kind of holiday office party is this It's not good Hitting on the same ones you are after making all those jokes, huh? Okay. Yeah, I see, this is people's perception of reality is hilarious because you could tell when they're being

interviewed that they're lying or they're just not understanding what's actually going out of the world. Yeah, I also like this. I kind of reject this like homophobic jokes thing because guys are way cooler with hetero-phobic jokes thing. Yeah. Because guys are way prouler with hetero phobic jokes. Right. Like your wife is such a con, like XYZ, like, oh, this chick is so fat, you know.

Oh, yeah. I don't think it's special, but also, this is what I think is going on here, Dick. When we use homophobic jokes with each other, we never take offense to them because they're silly, and it's funny, and we don't take it personally. And anyway, this guy obviously does. So this guy, yeah, yeah.

Here's just like a little offhand comedy, he's just like, what the fuck? What the fuck? You're out there fucking the same prostitutes I am, you son of a bitch. Oh, because you suck them one ball at a bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's entirely like sucking trans women's penises this or having sex with trans women right this wasn't there wasn't like a guy In there who just banned guys well, you know what dick? I think it'd be difficult to have a show where it's like can you still be straight and have sex with a bad if the guy doesn't at least have Tits right it would be would be weird. It's like yeah, I'm a straight guy. I fuck my bros all the time

Well, I got news for you. You're not a straight guy. So you say that, Carl, but I think that's a status quo fallacy only because you're listening to that podcast right now. I'm sure we could find one where it's just dudes being bros. Please send your suggestions to WTPTDSCrossover at Yahoo. Yeah, you're probably right. I have to say, this is one of the more fun podcasts that I listen to.

It was only 28 minutes, and I only listened to half of it to get like 20 clips. So this was whoever suggested this one, great suggestion. Yeah, it was hysterical. I have one more where a mere tells you to send him feedback that I want to play in case anybody wants to send him feedback So my listeners, I ask you, can you still be considered straight? If you have sex with someone who has a penis in no vagina Please send me your responses. I'm interested to know how you feel. Yeah, respond to me on Instagram

By DM and me a voice note of your thoughts on this. And I will share your responses on an upcoming episode. So my Instagram is Wytot podcast. That's our show for today. Wytot podcast. What Wytot podcast is this Instagram? So we can, you can leave your voice mammals for him and let him know what you think about that. You know, it's right up there with how many licks is it

to take to get to the Tifty Roll? Yes. You know, are you gay? Just cause you have suck dick. Like, how will we ever know the answer to this? This is a debate his oldest time. We'll never know. There's a question that Opie from Opie and Anthony asked a guy that he had in his show.

And I've kept it on my board. It would have been very appropriate on this. Are you a boner guy? See, that's a good question to ask these guys, not necessarily a comedian that's on the show with you because you're trying to segue into a blu-chee read. Yeah. Anyway, Dick, I have a treat for you, buddy. Okay.

All right. Now, as you know, the last time we did our show, we checked out Tori Dunlap, the financial feminist. Right. And Tori wrote a book. And I've been very excited about this book. It's called Financial Feminist Overcome, the Patriarch's bullshit to master your money

and build a life you love. Well, I was already to come to this show today, this crossover event in December, with maybe the first couple chapters of this book. But listen to this bullshit. We will have a very special episode dropping Tuesday, December 27th, which is our book launch day. Financial feminist overcome the patriarchy's bullshit to master your money and build a life you love is my book that's coming out and it'll officially be on sale in stores on that day. You can also preorder if you haven't already at her for centerk.com slash book. What fucking dope launches a product on December 27th?

Just in time for Christmas. That's the dumbest. No, actually she's saving you money. You're wasting too much money on Christmas presents. You're buying women, stupid shit like this book. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, then. She's waiting till December 27th to watch her book and the even dumber than that is that I bought that on a bull because I didn't know what's out yet. I'm ready to give it her money for this fucking thing.

God damn it. Uh, what a pissed. It's the perfect time of year to release something, right? Between the two biggest, most distracting holidays of the year. Christmas and New Year's. That's when you really want to make a splash with your, with your, maybe all her audiences like shut-ins who don't do anything.

Oh yeah, for sure. For sure. I think that's definitely true. I gotta show you the cover of this book real quick. Okay, let's see. All right, check this out. So the cover of her book, it looks like a wrap video. The way she's flaunting $100 bills.

That was the best picture they had. I know, I know, it's not like that know. She looks like she's wiping her brow off. Honey, what's your best side? There isn't one. Okay, well, in that case, here, hold these up over your face. We'll see what we can do. So I thought this was interesting because when I think about financial advice, the last thing I think about is carrying around thousands of dollars with cash. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not great. So you wouldn't be saying there's a viewer if it was a man, Carl.

No, you just part of the page, yeah, actually. If there was a man on the front of a, if what's his name, the guy who can't pick any stocks, Kramer, if you can Kramer, it was on the front of his book with fainting like Scarlet O'Hara with a handful of hundreds. You would just say, well, that guy just knows about finance. Yeah, yeah, obviously there's a lot about money. He's holding onto it right there.

I could see that. You know what I think's funny when I went to this book at Amazon, they give you customers also viewed. She's not the first to this scam. There's a book called Girls in Invest. Your guide to financial independence through shares and stocks, and then this one,

the Fiscal Feminist, a financial wake-up call for women. Is that the exact same thing? You get the Fiscal Feminist, the Financial Feminist, I think she ripped this off. Ugh. It's not even original. You could save money by getting that other one. Right.

That's the first tip. It was too late for that, I'm an idiot. I was really looking forward to that book too, but all right, well I have good news. I brought some clips from her most recent podcast. Oh yes. All right, so let's run through these. Now, what happens here is she went on this other show

called Man Enough. And so she released her appearance on Man Enough as her newest podcast. Coming up on Man Enough. The interlocking perspective of, you know, dictating that boys or men have to be providers becomes a double-edged sort of 100%.

100%. But when a woman has the audacity to want to pursue wealth, well, we weaponize that altruism that we've ingrained in her since like day one. Why aren't you donating more? Why are you asking for more money? You should just be grateful. So that's like the teaser to be like, oh, I got to hear this show. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. What I love about that is these are made up complaints that no one

This is not happening in the real world. So it's really easy to fight this battle I guess something that's not real in any single way like do you ever hear people saying like why don't you just give your money away? Why not? You're donating enough. Yeah, What? Why do you want to make more money? Do you hear that a lot? No, nobody's yelling at women for making money. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Who is saying that to them? Other women?

It's got to be... Why would a man ever say that about giving money to charity? Oh my gosh, could you imagine if your girlfriend was like, you know what, I'm going to take out a second job and I'm going to be working nights like, yeah, great. That's amazing. This is the best news I've heard. What are you really doing?

All right, and I wouldn't believe it. But I also wouldn't be upset about that. This is following along in a little hat. I want to start up cause to fight fake things in life too. Like, are you tired of your parents' expectations? You're gonna transition your gender. Do you have to tell your mom repeatedly that you weren't just born a man, you are a man? Well, sign up for cis fight back with Carl.

I'm gonna teach you all about how to be the person that you are. Like this is just fucking not it says. Like this is not a problem that anybody actually has in life, I guess is my point. All right, so we're not enough assholes for you to eat around you. Well, sign right up here. That'll be your grip. You can do that when I'll do mine. Okay, all right, so this is the man enough intro.

So this show man enough, you know, it's almost like not to get into politics again, but it's almost like how bills are always the opposite of what they're called, like the Patriot Act. Like, oh, okay I like this country cool. It sounds good. This is a show called man enough. It starts like this Being man of what does that mean? It's really manly to mess up and meet your wrong and then grow

I couldn't accept that I was evil so maybe I'm broken but those broken things could be corrected intimacy between a father and a son is you just wanting to like put my head in your lap You haven't called me benevolent sexist, but my experience is women are better even if it's a positive It's still naughty quality. I don't blame men for that. I just blame the system. This is man enough This is man This should be called sick shit Not man enough put my head on the father son dynamic is about putting my head in your lap What the fuck I don't know the stepfather dynamic? Yeah, I don't know if you know this That's where your genitalia lives

My son's had or my dad's had anywhere near there I don't want your head, my son's head or my dad's head anywhere near there. No way! I don't want anything you have in my lap, dad. Is that insane? I don't even like wearing your bathing suit. If I forgot mine, are you fucking kidding me? I'm upset that I had to shit in your underpants. Alright, dick. I'm already concerned about that.

Have you done that show yet? No, I'm a man enough show. I think we did too, though. Yes, we do. Is that crazy? That is weird. That's like, that is exactly what happens when guys start believing the lie that women want you

to talk about your feelings. Or that it's unhealthy to not talk about your feelings. And you end up with that. Dude, in that intro, the guy goes, look, I know that women are the better gender. I just, you know, I know that. Like, what's mainly about that? It's just dumb.

Yeah, they're so good at everything. Yeah, of course. I couldn't even start naming it. They're so good at everything. I wouldn't even know where to start. Look, that's soccer basketball. but everything, okay, not bad. Not bad, all right. But I'm important thing.

Yeah, everything. Not driving, okay, not driving, but everything. I mean, it's dry. Right, every single other thing. All right, this is, now there's a woman on the show. And I guess this woman is a retard because she, she asked this. And in the process, you might help me understand

what a 401K does. Like I kind of know what I mean. Yeah, you should talk about all this stuff. Dick, this is the worst meeting of the year at work because we have to go in and talk about the 401K benefits that your company provides you. This is my least favorite hour and a half,

but I have to spend the entire year. And they're like, let's do a whole podcast about 401k. It's like, what is there to understand about this? What don't you understand? Let's start here. What don't you understand about it? It's kind of-

I kind of understand it. What, how do you kind of understand a 401k? Right. What about it? Do you understand? Well, I know that the K stands for thousand. Okay. That's a good start. That's a good start right there. All right. Oh, God, listen to this first question. They asked Tory. I'm the man enough podcast. I'd love to know you would answer this. Okay, let's bring it back to the question. Ask the question, Jay. When was the last time that you haven't felt enough? Oh, I

don't know why I knew I was gonna cry today. I didn't know I was gonna cry this soon. To be honest with you, I think it's been a really long time because if there's one thing I've ever known, it's that I'm enough. Wow. Oh! Too much actually! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Oh, it's enough already. There's a wiping grease on your hand on that bottle shoot with $100 bills, fake hundreds probably. I'm gonna play just the question again.

Okay. When was the last time that you haven't felt enough? What the fuck does that mean? Like, I don't have enough? That's a chick question right there. Yeah. I didn't even understand. And then immediately towards like oh god

You're gonna bring me to tears with that question. I promise I wouldn't cry All right This is damn this is only we could harness that power somehow with the machine of some kind right women in their constant insecurity and need to be validated. What's more green than that, Dick? Yeah, infinite energy. The CO2 or the C-stance for cons. Just plug one of those matrix screws right in the back of the back of the head. All right. So this is an interesting thing that Tori talks about who her favorite person to hang out with us. Because we often hear like be your own best friend but it's like be your favorite person. Oh, favorite person to hang out with is. Because we often hear like be your own best friend, but it's like be your favorite person.

Oh, your favorite person to hang out with? I literally went to solo dinner last night ordered a glass of wine, tried two different wines, picked one like Facaccia. Mmm, oh it was great. Mmm, it's out there. I'm just a grand old time and that's my favorite. All right.

Tori had a bottle of wine plus one glass. Is that what? It sounded like a, that is a good time. Tori declares right here, her favorite person to hang out with is herself. Now I would argue that's not the definition of hanging out with someone, right? I don't mind doing shit with myself either,

I don't think that's a big deal, but that's not like, I'm my favorite person, like that's weird. You're supposed to enjoy other people more than being by yourself. It's not like a story. If I like way to have dinner, it's not like guys, you're never gonna believe this.

So I went to the bar. And I took myself out for a drink. It was really a special experience. I'm my own favorite person to hang out with more than you guys. I just wanted you to know that. Yeah. Also, the jokes I was telling myself way farther than anything you've ever said. I was cracking myself off the entire night. I had brilliant observations. Everything about the evening was magical. I'm my own best wingman as well. Yeah, right. It was magical because you weren't there.

Tori's friends must suck. They must suck out loud if she's got to do it by herself and celebrate it again. I got to have a problem with that. It's just a weird thing to say. Okay. When my best, my own best friend's bitch girlfriend was bothering him when I was trying to take him out

for drinks. Yeah, we're only down side. The seer of a girlfriend, that my favorite person has to fucking hang out with. Honey, how was your night out with yourself? Well, you're never gonna believe this. All right, so then they start getting into because everything with Tori is the patriarchy and nothing is any woman's fault. It's always men's fault and the system's fault.

No, that kind of stuff. And then they don't understand what a 401K is. Yeah. Well, that, but dude, literally when she asks that, she goes, it's not your fault that you don't know that. It's because we're not, we're not teaching you that. I was like, well, you could do a little research on your own. Yeah.

Not everyone's told me everything I know. But okay. Is there not an explainer on TikTok? The problem right. No one I follow is talking about this. Yeah, okay. Look abusers are abusers. 99% of domestic violence cases have some sort of financial abuse. I 100 I 100% agree that and all of what I said before This is not malicious intent. This is society telling us men. You're good with money. You're good with math women women you're not. Dick, did you know that 82% of statistics are made up? Yeah, I have heard. Where do you come up with 99% of domestic violence

as some type of financial abuse? Where's the study that figured that one out? Where's the control group? What the fuck is she talking about? Are the cops? First of all, it's just like what is the 1% then? Right, yeah, that's a good question. Oh, guys, where it did not,

those must be the lesbian ones. Yeah, my wife's a multi-millionaire, but I still beat the shit out of her. Oh, did she just pull that straight from like the 1% that they don't, that they have too much money to make a domestic violence abuse? I like that she says 99% of domestic violence has some form of financial abuse and the guy goes I 100% agree with that. You guys are great with math over there. Holy shit. You got to help figure it out. What is

financial abuse defined as? Great question. Can I buy this? No. That's probably it. That's probably it right there. Hey, did you max out our credit cards again at the store? Yes, I did. Please don't do that again. Is that financial abuse? I don't know.

It's a good question, Dick. I just, now I want to tell you a quick story, and I hope I don't offend anyone. There's one of the dancers in my band, The Isotops. When she's worked our merch table before, she's told me she doesn't know how to make change. Now, our merchandise goes for $5, $10. Maybe there's one thing that's like 12.

It's someone who'll give you a 20. She can't make change for that. Now, I don't know a single guy in my life who wouldn't be able to make change if somebody bought two CDs in a sticker and gave them a 20. I don't know anyone who would be able to figure that out. I've encountered this phenomenon that you're looking for. Yeah. It's odd, right? It's odd. It's odd to have to stifle your reaction to that. Oh, well I, okay. Well, I wanted to tell her like, okay,

so you got 10 fingers, you can take your boots off, now you got 10 toes. Start there. Just ask the guy, they're a fan, they're buying fan merchandise, they'll probably be honest. That's a really good point. Whenever I go to Point Black, check, I have friends who are just like, yeah, but I don't know when to head.

I'm like, just ask the dealer, they'll tell you. Yeah, they don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. It's fine.

You know what they'll be embarrassed by it? If the guy handed you a 20 or two CDs of the sticker, just be like, how much she need back? It's fine. They'll probably say to keep it. Yeah, right. And how cute are you, right? Exactly. All right, this you, right? Exactly.

All right. This is more made up statistics. Your choices are about 20%. Your circumstances are 80%. For sure. When it comes to personal finance. When it comes to personal finance. What?

Yeah, listen to this again. Because again, I'd love to know the study or how they're coming to these conclusions. Your choices are about 20%. Your circumstances are 80%. When I'm just a personal finance. Again, it's the patriarchy. 80% of what happens to your finances, Dick. I'm gonna turn them by the page.

Oh. Oh, so your choice, you can only direct 20% of your life. Correct. Correct. Correct. And actually, so then she explains, but you do have control. Doesn't feel like that. It feels like I have to direct 100 able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not at about 120 or 30. I literally have to go in and pay my mortgage every month. My bank doesn't do it for me, be neat if they did. Like you know what to do, go ahead and pay it. All right, so now she explains that 20% control that you do have over your personal finances. What's the very first thing that you should do with that,

you need to automate your savings. So what she's saying is set up something in place so the percentage of your paycheck doesn't go just directing your checking account but goes into your savings account. That way you don't have a chance to spend it, it's just being saved. And I thought this was curious. So setting aside that automatic transfer, does the hard thing first, we call it in the personal thing as community paying yourself first. Right? So good. And if you are sending Netflix more money, then you're setting aside for yourself.

I'm not seeing cancel Netflix. I'm just saying like if you're giving a multi-billion more corporation more money than you're giving yourself every month, you are more deserving of that month. I would argue, at least, is deserving. Is Netflix $16 a month now? What is she talking about? Are there people who are saving money that's less than $16 per month?

Are we talking about children? Yeah, actually, I think that the average savings is negative. Okay, that's possible. Yeah, I think that's true. I don't think moving it into another account is gonna stop that though. Well, that's true as well, because when you go to the ATF,

it says right there, checking or saving, just push a button. Yeah, well, it says more money, and this one, okay, cool. That sounds good. All right, this is one more clip. Isn't the better advice to just like, a fuck a guy and get his Netflix password?

Is that, that's not a bad get his Netflix password. Is that? That's not a bad idea either, right? Is that a different book or does she not give that kind of advice? All right. On the next episode of more man enough, Dick Massachusetts tells you how to get Netflix for free and save $16 a month. Yeah. This is the last clip I have on here. And, uh, this is just people, I don't know,

this is what drives me nuts about Tori Donlamp is that she's able to find these people who are so dumb that it makes her feel smart and she really shouldn't. I'm still learning. The first 20 minutes of our interview was just invariably being like, how does compound interest work?

Like I'm not really sure. Well, I heard Tony Robbins talk about it, and I heard these people talk about it, but I'm like, sometimes the math doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. How does compound interest work? You make interest on your interest. That's it.

That's compound interest. Why is this difficult? Who's asking these questions? What do you do all day? It's not. I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, my point is this. Ah, I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, my point is this, Dick,

I don't know that we brought this up yet. We are going to do a live event. The Dick Show and who are these podcasts? We're gonna be live in Philadelphia, April 22nd. Take us to a go on sale next month. And before that. After Christmas in the New Year's, when people have money to buy things again.

Right, that's when our tickets are going on sale, not December 27th. Our tickets are gonna go on sale on January 15th when you have to give your fucking fourth payment to the government. That's always a fun time of year. Yeah, oh, your credit cards are back out. Well, y'all sold the government, your quarterly,

oh, Nate, okay, thanks. We got this war over here, we got a fund. You know what I mean, right? Thanks for that. I really like that quarterly is go four months and then two months and then three months and then four months. All right, so, Dick, what I'm saying is, I'm gonna have this book, and I'm very excited

about having this book because we're gonna continue to do these crossover shows, and I wanna dive into this. I wanna learn about finance from the financial feminist. We would have to get your dad on one of these episodes. Oh, me. That might be fun. He might enjoy some of this content. Yeah.

I'll see if he can do a, I'll see if I can get a sound clip from him on some of them. Should I get him to respond to it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll send over some interesting tidbits from her book and see what he thinks about that. I can't wait.

I just want to read the table of contents. I know. I'm excited about every second of it to be out of it with you. She's such a, I mean, she's literally putting together a show for children or idiots or something. Yeah. Yeah. Like everything she points out, it's like, you know, you should put your money in a. Yeah. That, like everything she points out,

it's like, you know, you should put your money in a savings account. Oh, wow, cool. No one's ever told me that. That's amazing. I want to do like some street interviews based on, just based on what I'm hearing about some of this stuff. Like, what do you think this is?

Like, did you see that somebody asked women like how much a guy needs to make? For the, ask women in college. Yes. How much potential husband needed to make for them women in college, how much a potential husband needed to make for them and their answers were all over the place, like not based in reality, just based on like the roundness of the number.

Yeah, I heard that on your show, there was like, well, you know, $70,000 and then there's like, another person's like, well, it has to be at least half a million. Yeah. And I was like, wow, wow. Like how much do you think it's something cost? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it, wow. Like, how much do you think it's something cost? Yeah, right, exactly.

Yeah, it has to be half a million a year because I at least want to drive a Hyundai. Well, okay, you don't need a half a million a year to drive a Hyundai to see a doll. Just throw that out there. All right, let's move on. I, we both checked out, that's all funny. Now, we were first introduced, I think,

was it the last crossover, the one before that, to Lorenzo Aere introduced. I think was it the last crossover the one before that to Lorenzo Areola? I think it was the last one. And since that time we covered it on who are these podcasts and Lorenzo has become a bona fide star. He's going around other people's shows and doing interviews. He had mint salad on his show to do an interview. Wow. It's turning into a whole thing. And I couldn't be happier because no one deserves it more than was it funky Eskimo as his handelers and like that. And I do enjoy his shows and I think that they're very clippable and I have a few clips here, but I've been hogging the board.

So if you want to get us started on this. Yeah, lemme see. He leads in with some classic Lorenzo on this. God, I think I did something. It was called something something queer. It's a podcast I listen to. Just pronouncing words that he's never heard before and then going with gusto and a word that he should definitely know.

So I'm looking at this list from, I guess it's pronounced brandy as university, which in the city of what Walt Ham and the state of Massachusetts, right? Yeah, Massachusetts. He did that purpose, right? Is that one of his jobs? I don't know. It's hard to talk about. It's a list of. It is hard to bow. Shits? Okay. It's a list of words that are offensive. Oh, it's like Carlons 2,387 Phil Thie words, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here's one of them. My mouse is acting up right now here. Let me, this is what he could, he says this is just as bad as the slurs covered in the list. They consider it might be bad words or better yet sensitive terms, so it has to be more mindful of anyone and everyone to avoid ever offending anyone. I wish it's already ridiculous. He's like, I can literally call someone a kudi queen and they could call me a litin liquor

and that would be offensive. You remember that orbits commercial that have a dirty mouth clean it up with all bits that or whatever that like In hot hot ass English girl saying that shit and then smiling, you know, but yeah, the point is Yeah, what is the point? I mean I can call someone a scruffy looking nerd her Words there nerd-herter. And that's just bad is the end word. Right. Slurr. You know, was he just making up words there? A Kootie Queen. Kootie Queen.

I've never heard of that. You remember back in the 1800s when they would lynch black people and they'd all yell Kootie Queen at them. They tied it to the back of the pickup truck. Yeah, they said let's have a Kootie drag. I got this guy, Flirt, a sucking dick outside of the, let's have a coody drag. I caught this guy, flirt, a sucking dick outside of the, let's have an old-fashioned,

lint-lickered drag. Yeah, you know what? They didn't cover that in my history classes. They were all, no, they're all concerned about slavery and the Civil War for some reason. Uh, and don't, Carl, don't forget the Holocaust.

Don't forget the Holocaust. Cool, you better watch it. Every year, we had to learn the same thing about the Holocaust. Very important. I know I was so sad in 12th grade. I was like, this is the last time I'm ever gonna have to learn about the Holocaust. And I was so bummed out, but then as it turns out, you have to learn about it every year for the rest of your life.

Yeah. It never ends. It never ends. Actually, since you brought that up, I have. I have no rentals hot take on yay. Yeah, I play it. Yeah, and I have to be honest with you before I play, I'm going to tell you,

I have not heard this angle before, so maybe you have, but I thought it was interesting. Just feels so fake to me, you know. It was Kanye's situation reminds me when a Joaquin Phoenix grew that rowdy beard and said he was quitting acting to start a rap career and had that somewhat stage interview with David Letterman and all that ended up being like some fake mockumentary shit and just some method acting art project. I wonder if Kanye is doing this as some weird

ass art piece. He's trying to become the most hated and canceled man in America. So I thought about that and I was wondering is Ye doing that same thing Joaquin Phoenix did, but he's just better at it. He's just too good at it because I remember that Joaquin Phoenix thing. I remember when it was actually happening. No one believed it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm too good at this thing. I have heard that. I don't know how you separate in Yeh's case. I don't know how you separate the artist from all this. Like he pretends very well. Right. That's what I mean. He's too good.

Like what he says he loves Hitler. I get the feeling that he really does. Well, he does have some conviction. Well, whatever Hitler is to him. He has some conviction in his voice, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, he does. Yeah, I don't know, that's a good question. I hope he comes out with an album either way.

Has he made any good music in the last decade? It's all been garbage. I don't care. I'll listen to the shit out of it. Whatever he comes out with, I'll be listening to. Okay, here's one. Here's Lorenzo did find a word that he does think needs to be changed.

He explains why. Okay, there you go. I do think we should change mailman though, because I've talked about a forethere was a hot chick that I used to work at. They used to work at my post office, and I would hate to call her a male person because I make it, makes it sound like she is a man,

like a male person, you know, but she's not. This, like this babe was definitely not manly. Like man, I wish I could have seen her feet for real. From what I saw with her hands and how she took care of her hands, I bet she had some nice fucking feet. Well, that went in a different direction, I was expecting.

Yeah. I thought we were gonna have some more fun puns, but nope. No, right to put my hands. Let's see those feet. Let's see those toes, baby. I don't wanna see a male person's feet. I wanna see a female person's feet.

Okay. That's the thing about Lorenzo that is so endearing is that he doesn't hold anything back. He's he's not ashamed at all. Not about anything, unlike these guys who are secretly blowing trans. Right, yeah, like a dades. Why wouldn't Kai wouldn't call the guy?

Ah, just because there's a penis. I wouldn't say I'm gay, by any way. Yeah, if this guy, if Lorenzo had a publicist, this is like a publicist worst nightmare right here. They'd be pulling their hair out. What are they just saying? Fuck. Ha ha ha.

Here's how he explains why he's not offended by some ableist slurs. Here we go. Or when people say, I'm so CD or I'm so ADD or PTSD. I don't know. I mean, if you literally are those things, I don't see the big deal for sameness like my

Therapist when she talks to me she literally says that shit like oh, I'm so CD blah blah blah or my ADD Hila-duh and I'm not offended by it all and I mean now days. It's more abnormal to not have OCD or ADD or PTSD, okay, okay not have OCD or ADD or PTSD. Okay. Okay. So he's not okay. First of all, the therapist sounds amazing. Yes. Talking about their mental illnesses. That's always good. Her. Sorry, mental illnesses. He's not offended by people saying they have OCD because so many people say it.

Right. Does that, and he doesn't have it. Well, it's kind of like how tattoos have gotten, right? It's like, what? No, last tattoo. So it's just kind of like, if you don't have tattoos, now it's like weird. What's up with this person?

This person doesn't have OCD. What a weirdo. You're not counting your steps on the way to the bed every night. You don't think that that's gonna change your day the next morning, how many steps you take? What are you weird? And you can't understand why people who actually have OCD would be upset by this general,

this mistake in thinking that it's so common that even your therapist jokes about it. Right. Yeah. Well, I'm not going to be the one that he's here's a missed opportunity that he had in his show, I think. You remember that old Nickelodeon game show? I think it was like, it was called Wild and Crazy Kids.

Like, I love watching that shit as a kid, but no nowadays that would be super insensitive to actual feral or mentally ill children. So you're up too bad, I guess you can't say that on television. You can't do that on television is the first Nickelodeon show you dumbass because on every tangent imaginable and ends a Nickelodeon tangent with, well you can't do that on television. Come on Lorenzo was right there it was right there in front of your face how did you miss that

or is he so brilliant that he didn't miss it oh god you're probably right I don't know I don't know I drive me insane this is why this guy this is why he's captured a nation with his podcast it's hard to tell I heard it coming

I heard it coming like I heard it coming. Like, oh, you can't, I know where this is going. Yeah, but you just can't say that on television. Anyway. I'm moving on. Oh, Dick, I doubled dear you to say that on television. Anyway, move it on. Oh, all right.

So this is, I listened to an episode where he talks about his job at Taco Bell. That was his first job that he had. And this is a pretty good anecdote. He's talking about how there was a visit from the district manager to his Taco Bell location. So the district manager, the white guy shaking everyone's hands. When he comes up to shake my hand, I stick it out and when his hand gets close to shake my hand, I'm like, ah, and I took my hand up to my hair like psych and

Do my manager. He looked fucking embarrassed I bet everyone was embarrassed when he did the psych move So this leads into dick some really good business advice and Well, you might say well, what is Lorenzo know about business the guy works at Walmart to know deep. Oh, and doc Well, I might listen to this one Listen to everyone there if you want to be remembered professionally do what I do and just go To your managers, man, that works every time I why stop it managers I think you know with clients with, with the VP of the department.

Yeah. Don't shake anyone's hand. You want to be remembered. That's all, that's what matters in business. That's what matters. Hey, remember that asshole? Can we fire him now? He remembered me.

He remembered exactly what I was. Now, let's not forget that this job at Taco Bell is where he fell in love with his cousin We covered this on a previous cross over show so he brings that off Those are pretty good employee and I remember one day I saw Will what interviewing a a real beautiful girl in a yellow blouse and Capri jeans and That girl ended up being my third cousin and changing the course of my life as you know it. You already know that story.

You already know that story, Deck. Change the course of his life. And I wonder what that means. He referring to being celibate. Is that what he's talking about? What was it working with his cousin that he was attracted to that changed the course of his life? Yeah, I hope so too.

Yeah, I hope it's not. Has he remembered what she's wearing? That's a bit odd. Yeah, I don't remember what anyone is wearing ever. Hey, look at that smoke show. I recognize her from Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's a problem. That's the problem right there.

But when you get to sit at the kids table together, yeah, don't fuck that one. Oh, look at those capri pants. Those look just like the ones my cousin have. Oh, wow, look at that ass. That looks just like my cousins have. Look at that. Let me keep going.

Oh, what's the, what's the test? Tits. My cousins got a top just like that. Did you borrow those tits from my cousins? Cause they look strangely familiar. Ah, let's see the face. I'll come back to the face. I'm gonna go do another loop.

Gregor is asking if we think that Lorenzo is being serious. I do not. I think he's putting on a comedy show, but I also think he's a character. And I think there is something wrong with him, but in a fun way. All right. Yeah.

Yeah. What is the story of how his cousin changed his life? Well, there was something about how they were like hanging out together at nighttime after work and like cuddling on the couch until late at night watching movies. And then he wasn't sure if he was going to go all the way with their not. I don't think they ever did. And like she got fired or something. So they stopped working together.

Yeah. It was this whole thing and I think you can fuck your cousin. I think that's fine. I think that's just frowned upon no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, if you have the same grandparents, you can't fuck that person. No, I'm pretty sure that's fine No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in Arizona, but no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything like genetically bad about that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's just like direct family. No, that's direct family. Grandparents?

No. Right parents are the same person. I don't think so. I don't know about that, Carl. I need to, I need to see some numbers on that. I think I need to see some cousins. 67% of people who fucked their cause that are fucked and that's that's the stat I heard Hmm. All right, so this is a do some research. He starts telling anecdotes about

People that he worked with and I thought this person was was an interesting character And then there was this guy also named polar who would always come in kind of like a little high, you know But polar real name was Josh, but I guess he got the nickname Polar because a girl gave him head while she had ice cubes in her mouth. That's funny because my nickname was dentures. So I get it. You ever heard of that before? You've Polar because, because you know know he's the one telling that story.

So he obviously gave himself that nickname to remind everyone that we got a blowjob, right? Polar. Like, I don't know how to call that. Not Iceman, I have Polar Bear. That's an odd choice. It is odd. I guess there's ice at the pole.

Anyway, this is a great anecdote about our buddy Polar that we've just been introduced to here. Okay. And I remember one time when I was using the restroom, you know, Polar came in, and I guess he had just clocked in. When I walked out of the restroom, he was like, he was like, man, I was looking for you. I just got done figuring this girl before I came in. I wanted you to smell my fingers bad to wash my hands to make this talk order. I was like, okay. Thank you for taking of me. Maybe next time you know

Why would you have to wash your hands? We're making a taco. I don't think I know I think the taco would smell overpower it great Immediately, yeah, I would I if I got served that I don't think I would bet it I how much time did he have't think I would bet it I. How much time did he have to think of this girl before going, getting off his break? Yeah, no, obviously without the way to work.

Yeah. Ah, so that's what's going on. It's not going well. It makes a lot of sense. That was actually. All right, what else did you pick up on from Lorenzo? Let me see, I got. He was talking about, um, well, yeah, the Taliban talking about fat

women, uh, that big, you know, that fat, uh, woman influencer died. Yes. He was talking about that. Well, it's a freak accident, right? Because she was obviously in good health. Yeah, yeah, it was a freak accident. Yeah, she followed up with a good one. She was doing something or... A photo shoot in a scissor lift got caught in her orbit. She got too close to it. She's probably skydiving,

and the shoot didn't open, right? It's up and like that. Yeah, yeah, something. She was an extreme athlete. Yeah, a lot of fat people die on the vert ramp. I'm pretty sure. Okay, here he's got, he goes over a ways to lose weight, I guess. She was in this coma for, I don't know, for a month or so. And when she finally woke up out of it, she was bragging on her social media how she lost like a lot of weight like 50 pounds or 60 pounds. It's like yeah no shit you lost weight you were in a fucking coma. You had these machines feeding you the only way you lost weight because you couldn't

eat because you were basically half way dead. You're a vegetable. Whatever though I guess, you know, we all have our ways to lose weight. It's a pretty good tip right there. Go into a coma. You'll lose the weight. Let's see. Oh, here he talks about how he prefer. I think this is a Taliban that he's talking about that he prefers women who are wearing more clothes. Look at the full outfits there. Women have to wear those coveralls in shit, which yeah, I'm down coveralls Carl. You know, they use for painting. Yeah, no, it's a bit different than that. Call the, you know that it's a hit job. Yeah, everyone knows that it's okay. Here's the rest, which yeah, I'm down for though.

Like, I think when I have a woman with more pieces of clothing, it interests me more because there's mystery and it forces me to use my imagination, so I'm like, hell yeah. So what he's describing is ugly fat chicks who are wearing not enough clothing. And you're like, well, fuck that. I'd rather get her home and then fight out.

It was a mistake. But you know that had a time. Which makes sense. That's enough clothing so I could start drinking. That makes sense. He wants to get drunk, he can take your clothes off. Not to derail our conversation, but my girlfriend, Pony, who was on your show this past week

and talking about the World Cup, and how they were able to get booze secretly at World Cup games. Yeah. What the fuck was that? I had a thousand questions on that one. Like is that punishable by death? Like I understand sneaking booze,

but at a certain point I'm like, I don't think it's worth that. I think I'll have to sit there a whole fucking soccer game and actually remember it. Oh wow. Then she was talking about how they had all the dress goes. She was like, so I put on a tube top.

I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? She's insane. Someone else is gonna have to, it's like women getting like, like nights rescuing them from the dragons. Like guys, so now I know that you got yourself caught on purpose. Like I see that fairy tale.

They're that allegory very differently. There's nothing she says. It doesn't make me like her more. That's the problem I have with her. Yeah. I know. Plus she brings beer over. She's I don't even do that.

Are you a fed? Yeah. I should have brought. What's happening here? I should have brought beer over when I was over. Now that you're at my house, you can be bringing beer over. Yeah. I'm gonna Photoshop some in.

Okay, here's the chat. So what I asked the discord, if we were sitting next to each other, yes. Yes, we are. With the same, we've rigged the cameras so that they have identical backgrounds. Oh no, what I do is I make the walls mirrors of themselves across each other?

That's an OCD thing I have. Yeah. He's talking about, he calls them, the plus size influencers, he calls them, quote, novelty fat chicks. Okay. Here's his take on them. That's what they should get with these novelty fat chicks

is to do like a step on the back of people like me while I watch. I don't know. I'm trying to think of the original hairspray because it's a damn good musical and when the mother is on camera that's played by what that famous drag queen divine, I could be like, oh hey fat girl, that's stepping on my back, that's you. Haha, haha, ha. And maybe she should get a little mad and want to step on and be harder. The little does she know that was all part of my plan. Now I feel even more relief from her stepping on my back out of anger.

Yeah, that's how I would handle that shit. And I shouldn't cry, but I love it. Stop, oh, and I shouldnun cry by level 11 stop all who Who could say none of that? He busts in the song a couple of times every single episode. Yeah, and normally I appreciate it. He's got a decent voice. He sells it on this one, not so much.

Now, why is there no one in my life? Time. There's no time to know. Why? I don't know. Anyways, that's it for the day. Yeah, that's it for you, buddy. That's enough I've got one more. Okay. This was a nice little capper on his episode. I thought Well here you go and if you're a government official listening to my podcast trying to get any evidence of treason for me

Just letting all my fans know I am not suicidal Just kidding. I'm a little suicidal That's a good idea. At least he's in reality. It's a pretty good joke. Yeah, it should be Did you see I think we talked about this the photos he sent so he tweeted out some photos after we reviewed his show And he listened to it the one that I did on Who Are These Podcasts. Yeah. And he had the funniest photo. He's in his garage.

He's up on a step ladder. There's a new surround his neck from the theme. He's holding a selfie stick looking at his phone. But the shot is from across the way. So there's another camera shooting this. Okay. So he was showing that the fact that we made fun of him made him see a side all, But the shot is from across the way, so there's another camera shooting this. Okay. So he was showing that the fact that we made

part of a bit of suicidal, but the most hilarious way I've ever seen, it was actually really well done. Yes, I do like this guy. I told him to call in on Sunday. I don't know, yeah, you should get him on the show. I'll just Mexican out with him. Uh, his.

Talk about our abuelas. Do you know who, yeah, right. You know who manages yeah, right. You know who manages him now is a Cardiff electric. I don't know if you're familiar with Cardiff electric. Is that guy a fucker? I don't know. Is he like a, is he a nice guy or is he fucking with people?

It's his. A little bit of both. A little bit of both. So he goes on all these shows now as a potato. Okay. And, and my buddy, from our Jingle's department, put together a bumper for him. I just wanted to debut it. I know this is off topic, but it's just so great.

So this is for Cardiff Electric, the guy who's a potato on everyone's show. Ciao. I don't know with Mr. Potato. He's hot. He's out of control. Hey, triand.com slash card of electric, or buton.com slash at card of electric. See, Cardiff has been a lot of different things. Yeah. He used to dress up as Jason Voorhees, I believe,

was his original thing. And he came to the roast of Carl and Vinny in Rochester. And he stood in the back in his full Jason Voorhees outfit. And the server's got concern until the manager because that's kind of came to shoot up the place which, you know, I disguise. Yeah, you know what, I dress up suspiciously. Michael Myers. Michael Myers, I'm sorry, thank you.

Oh yeah, okay, that's great. I appreciate that. Okay, I have, so I guess Cardiff is now representing Lorenzo. So I don't know if you're working through Cardiff to get about your show, but. Well, maybe they should both call it. And I don't wanna go around, you know, I want to go through proper channels.

Yeah, good. I know Sean gets back though. Good idea. I know Sean's gonna wanna talk to Lorenzo. Oh, Sean back this weekend coming up. Oh, it's, it's been so long. It's been so long. It's been so long.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Are you taking the week off or are you gonna do a show? No, I'll do another shitty show. Oh, it's now expensive. On new years. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Are you taking the week off? Are you going to do a show? No, I'll do another shitty show while Sean's gone. Cool. What do you mean another shitty show? The lesson was great. I was there. Vinnie Paulino, Pony, Kevin, it was great. Yeah, I was good. It was good. I have all this, I have all this angst built up to to argue with Sean about COVID when he gets back. Well, right, that was the other thing too. There was no one on there talking about the vaccines work. I was like, this is great.

This is a great episode of the DICK show. I would love it. I'm just gonna read, I'm gonna do a speed round of headlines, get all the species headlines. I can get and just read them one by one about how hard attacks and miscarriages are going nuts and leaning into a really hard... Oh, oh, but Dick, if you Google that, Google tells me that's not true, yeah, no shit. No shit, Google tells you that's not true, Sean. I love that we're ragging out of the guys that even hear it at the bed themselves.

He better get the live show in Philly. Is Sean gonna be there? I'm trying my best to get him there. Okay. He's got, his job's crazy right now, but. It's annoying. His job's always crazy. I know.

I don't know what he's, he must like work. What a fucking weirdo. I don't know. All that woman pain is sucking though. We're talking about. Yeah, what does he have? OCD, PTSD, like what is that thing where you like work? What's that?

I don't know. Something got a disorder. I don't know, but I don't want it. I don't want that. It was like a day just. All right. Are you ready to call it quits? Yeah, yeah. Sounds good.

This has been a fantastic crossover episode. I've enjoyed it quite a bit. And again, we're doing the live show. We'll definitely announce that when it happens, April 22nd, so save the date. Dude, I have a feeling that show is going to be a fucking wild. I don't know why, but I have a feeling it's just going to be a back-and-all. It's going to be a fantastic time.

It is, and the venue is very cool. It's a really cool theater that we're doing. So, and we have a lot of interest in Philadelphia. I know that you've done very well there in the past. And we have a lot of people from Philly who listen to WTP too. So I think it's gonna be a lot of people there. You know, a lot of times people travel in to the live show. I think there's gonna be a lot of people

who are already there making it very easy. I think so too. And Tony from Heck the Movies has already announced that he's gonna like redeem himself. I'm like, well, I don't remember inviting Tony from Heck the Movies. the movies is already announced that he's gonna like redeem himself. I'm like, I don't remember inviting Tony from back to movies. I'm kidding, Tony. You could be there.

You have to stand up. If anyone sees Tony from hack the movies sitting down at the live show, pelting with eggs, better idea. Let's all try to dose Tony from hack the movies because you know he's going to try to be on his best behavior. No, no, I mean with animals. Like try to like, Oh, Oh,

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on Sundays. Yeah. And if you want to support it, it's who are these podcasts, right? It is. Checking right now. Who are these podcasts on Patreon? Go give Carl some money. You don't need all that money.

Get rid of it. What are you gonna be like this lady that says put in a savings account? Right. You don't want to be like that. Yeah, I mean, with inflation, with inflation, you're losing it in the bank. So why not give it to me?

It's dumb. I'll spend it wisely. And also, the main reason why you want to get him on to our patreon is it a pisses Vito off He fucking hates How successful we are in patreon so there's no other reason Give to me first but then if you're worried about what to do with the other five bucks Don't give it to the biggest problem give it to Carl Why am I slitting that oh shit, I shouldn't have stepped on that.

What's the time stamp here? We're at 144 times, okay, good. I'll send you a clean track. Perfect. I have it. Yes you do. Okay, cool. All right, Dick, thanks a lot, buddy.

I'll talk to you later. I'll have a good one, man. All right, I want to do something I never do, or very rarely do. And that is some shout outs to people on Patreon who are paying for the top tier and have really supported the show. And I appreciate it.

I don't say thank you enough and I apologize for that. So I just want to give a shout out to Bob Kay, David Chan or actually, Jackie Marlow and Bob K have donated more money or invested more money in the show than anyone else on our Patreon. So thank you to Bob K and Jackie Marlow. David Chandler just upped his contribution beyond the top tier by a lot. So thank you, David Chandler.

Dean Morone Dennis Michaels gave at house. Of course, who is, his email looks like Boenerman, I'm not sure that's true or not. John Bolton, Justin McHallister, Kinky Lockeau, Kyle Lacey, Lazy Usman on Mars, Leif Hansen, Max Comer, No Susanna, Q and Z, six, three, one, Scott Douglas, Shelby Scroff, Steven Vickery.

I don't know if he's a real name to that guys, but I appreciate the support. Steven Johnson, thank you. Tony DeSanto, real names are not guys, but I appreciate the support. Stephen Johnson. Thank you. Tony Desanto, troll hunter, Tyler revelation, Zach Pendergast. And then we get down into the second tier, including Adam Theroux, which I can't thank him enough for everything. He contributes to the show. And but guys, everyone else, thank you so much for supporting the show, for being a part of it.

Brian Johnson's on here. Christina Marie, thank you. There's so many people here to thank for continuing to support the show. And really, I should be doing more for the top tier and I probably will, but I do promise for the people on the top tier. If they ever want to zoom call or they ever want something like that, I'm open to it.

So all you got to do is message me and I'm happy to do that. Okay. Let's get into voice mails and starting with Jeff from Buffalo wants to weigh in on who's the best on the show hey just from buffalo again i was past with calling it on saturday to weigh in on on w-h-e-p-p i like the best i mean let's be honest

cardiff is the most likeable of all that are on the show carl is a funny motherfucker motherfucker, even with his little speech impediments, but you know, exactly not that anyone's ever pointed that out before. But Eric Zane is one of the funniest mother fuckers

on the entire show. I love it every episode he's on. And pretty much everybody on W-A is likable and but you know, Cardiff just shines like a corny diamond I don't know so fuck you and please call me back. All right thank you very much yes Cardiff shines bright like a diamond we can all agree on that. Hey, Karl, I'm hanging in with a podcast suggestion this time, just because you seem to like improv so much.

Just approved that the Brit fruck every bit as much as the American's when it comes to improv comedy. You could check out the why is your bottom-side dirty podcast. They have really quite good guests on in terms of people from generally the UK comedy scene, but it truly is slightly less funny and entertaining than people alcohol syndrome. All right, great. Yeah, I can't wait to check out more improv podcasts, especially ones from Britain. Thank you for that suggestion. I'll be right on top of that. I get a lot of complaints, not a lot, but a few about the dynamic advertising. There's

not a lot of advertising on this show, but there's some. And sometimes it's funny. Carl, I hate your dynamic ads, but the funny point came on after talking about the fat bitches. It was a vick up to brush you by a lazy potential. I gotta get a charcoal out of that one. Anyway, fuck you. I mean, sorry, don't fuck yourself.

I did that on purpose, by the way. I forgot how to i got the phone okay bye all right goodbye um go fuck yourself is a dick masterson thing by the way people are getting confused this is mr magenta calling into the show hey coral mr magenta and i'm calling you on monday april 17 you know that date seems still familiar to the April 17th, and I was thinking and thinking, and then it finally clicked. That means that it's been a fucking year since the Opie parody contest ended, and you haven't fucking gave us those shits. What the fuck, man?

The shag guy got his stuff like the next day? Well what me date we can in the midnight slider and all struck a dick apparently Whatever bro Anyway, uh fucking give us a shit All right, I'm gonna fight a Rochester and take a shit in your life Yes, mr. Pajanta my apologies sir. I have been very slow to get on the OP Prizes that was a great song parody contest that we had and you did a fantastic job All right, let's hear more complaints about me. I got in one couple minute on there. That was cool

But let's get back to the usual You pronounce peanut like a fucking dumbass You pronounce peanut like a fucking dumbass. Peanut, peanut, not peanut, you fucking ass wife. Fuck you. I guess it's my accent. I don't know. Maybe I'm dumb. Maybe I'm a fucking idiot.

They call so on most recent episode 402, baited, baited. Uh, you, like a Patty C. Cuts section guys, uh, bring the hamburger helpers and I just got this like, click on my ad. That's what you should rename the review girl, the hamburger helpers. Alrighty, fuck you by. That's not bad. I like that idea. That has some, uh, some legs.

As they say. Hey, Carl, I was listening to episode 401. You're a fucking idiot. Now all day long, where I go, I'm faking. You're a fucking idiot. You're a hack. You're a fucking idiot. Thanks, Carl.

Don't call me back. I got to say the Kevin Brennan impression, I can't stop doing it. It's so much fun. I was on the phone with a friend of the show, Brian Johnson, their day. We had a whole conversation just doing Kevin Brennan the brushes to each other.

And I don't know what Kevin's leaning in new up with a few of the clips I played today. Chad's a fucking idiot. Nailed it. Even Kevin's doing Kevin while these days. Hey, bad bread is guy, BPG calling in with an update and i guess i was a one year of the

of the story john marie met stock price with the john bought marie met stock one year ago it was at seventy two cents a share as a fair it is that 39 sense of share. Hello. I guess don't take stock tips from Stuttering John the London. We're also coming up on the one year anniversary of the DC debacle. So we'll be celebrating that somehow.

Some way I'm sure. All right. A couple more people enjoyed the last episode we did with Dick and Dr. Steve. It seemed to be a winning formula for us. Carol, hey, I think it's only fair, this is Chris from Fort Worth, by the way. I think it's only fair because we call ya, and a club putting duck so much

that we have to give you credit when you do something great. This last podcast, Dr. Steve Dick, you and producer Chris was a fucking home run, especially the Patty Peacwater stuff. You guys make that guy look like he's a superstar. I gotta tell you. You gotta get this for some back together, Carol. That was a bad show of the year. And it helps to make up through us, cruise fans who miss him, that you gave Dr. Stevie shot, and man, did he bring the fuck up so fucking hell goddamn it.

Anyway, fuck yourself, Carl, but you did a good job. Thank you, and thank you for that. I appreciate it. I did see some positive feedback from that episode. I want to let you know, Dr. Steve is welcome anytime, but he is a very busy man. He's 67 years old. He's very busy.

It's hard to nail him down. He needs to fucking relax a little bit. He needs to get more free time, but he is welcome anytime on the show. So hopefully we'll have him on more regularly because, yeah, he's a funny guy. He went when he's not trying to be funny. He's pretty good. Okay. Last voice that I have and this is a great suggestion. Hopefully everyone's listening to this. Yeah, Christopher Fortworth again. I forgot one thing. One very important thing, Carol. What do you think the odds are of Lucy Tapebox giving us the same eye candy that Hannah and Yves Dick. I know you think she's ugly, but I kind of, I kind of really like her in the non-sync not creeps sort of away anyways.

Lucy tight-box man, those are gonna be some fucking awesome pictures I bet. See what you can do about that, Carl, call me back. All right, well, I'm not one to request things like that because that would be creepy behavior and I'm not a creep, but when people offer those types of things, I say yes, so we'll see what happens.

All right guys, this turned out to be a pretty long episode. I didn't think I was gonna show this week, but here it is. See everyone in Philly on the 22nd, we'll have a brand new episode out from that and then back to business as usual. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, okay bye.

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