Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep408 - Sounds Like A Cult

Episode Date: May 7, 2023

Amanda Montell & Isa Medina think that everything is a cult. Well, I guess they have to think everything is a cult or else they wouldn't have anything to talk about. Wouldn't that be nice. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to listen to adults talk like children. But not just any children, the most annoying children ever. After that, a baseball announcer hits an n-bomb, Tommy from MSCS is afraid of robot umpires, Chad Zumock gets out-mudsharked, Opie turns into Anthony, and we play another round of To Catch An Alien. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Sounds Like a Cult. This was a suggestion from Chugsahoy, our Discord server. We have a review suggestions channel and there people put in their suggestions for me and I peruse that and we find fun podcasts to talk about. Vinnie and I both listen separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

Let's get it started. This show hosted by Amanda Montel and Issa Medina and they are, well, one of them is a comedian, right? Issa? Yeah, an LA-based female comic. Oh, I would have based. Those are never annoying. Yeah, that's gonna be a hoot today.

Great. We're gonna have a riot. Wow, and then the other one wrote books about words. You're able to call it word-slite. That apparently was a bestseller and people know her from that. I've come across this show before. They looked very recognizable to me. I don't think we've done it on the main podcast before, but it seems like something that I'm

familiar with because it stinks. It's not great. It's not a great show. And it starts up with a kind of a weird disclaimer. The content here should not be taken as indisputable facts. This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. No shit, you're a... No shit!

Yeah, I wasn't thinking you were going to be sp at me today on, uh, sounds like a cult. You know what, though, Carl? What bothers me is that the way they treat it is they make you think that they are. Right. And these two are not. No. No, they're very confused. Um, so I listened to an episode called The Cult of Heterosexuality.

And on this episode, they brought out a guest, Ashley Gavin, Ashley Gavin, who we've reviewed her show before. She's a lesbian. Well, she'll be in town. She'll be in the Rikkels room in a couple of weeks. Oh, no, get down. Oh, yeah. All right. Wow. Hello for you. That's exciting. All right. Let's get this thing started. Let's hear all about this. And I know that thinking about heterosexual culture as a cult might seem kind of like a stretch at first,

but today we're going to be unpacking so much culty oppression that comes with our society's narrow standards for sexuality. And even if you're straight, you're going to love it because you're going to realize, again, not all cults are bad like we discuss every episode. So they're trying to convince us like they've they have this format of their show. We have to convince you that every topic they come up with is a cult. And heterosexuality is not a cult by any definition. And there's no, a few times they get confused

and they're talking about like weddings and the rituals around weddings. I'm like, okay, but that's not heterosexual, Harold. I'm gonna go ahead and say this and I may be going on the limb. Yeah, I don't think they know what a cult is. I don't think they do. Because actually, the titles of these episodes,

there is one called Jared Leto. There's an episode called The Bachelor. There is an episode. Wow, Bachelor Nation might be a cult. Okay. That might be a cult. They have one about the real housewives. They have one just to, and I listen to them all.

I listen to like six episodes of this. So would you do that? I don't know. I listen to like six episodes of this So do you think? I don't know short for culture something like that. Yeah, because heterosexuality is actually how our species survives. Yes. Yeah It's not a cult. I'm proud to be a member. I mean, I'm I'm glad they said it's not bad Well in the end of it what they do saying that episode because I did listen to it I don't know if I want to bury your lead is that the only reason anyone would be a heterosexual, this is what it came down to, was for money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I have to refer to reproduce. Those are the only two reasons anybody would be heterosexual. Yeah, I think I have for the love of pussy. I have that clip right here. Okay, so what promises or comforts do you think heterosexuality identity offers people? Well, it used to be money, right? Like, the whole thing was money. Like the the whole concept around mayor, I guess is more specific marriage than heterosexuality, but like family and money, you'll combine your estate with this other thing, you'll give them a cow and they'll give you

the money. And so it's like a whole money. Yeah, it's very transactional, very corporate heterosexual. What do you think it provides? Yeah, that's what's stopping everyone from sucking dick. Joy-fake accounts. That's what it is. You're still getting the money for it. But now there's gay wedding. So I guess everyone's just gay married

because you still get the money that you need. I think it's more to do with like families and stuff. But I don't know. Shofstupid. Shofstupid. It's really dumb. And the thing that I picked up on, and I'm gonna tell you this early,

so that everyone else can listen for this is that you have these three Dimwits all agreeing with each other on every single point they make whether they understand it or not Even the person saying it most of the time doesn't understand what the fuck they're talking about give me an example of that because They're not making any good points, but everything is about with a yep. Yes, correct. Yes What they really need is just one prick, come on, Chris. Get on there. I like the idea of not talking about labels, like bisexual, homosexual, whatever,

in terms of your identity. I like talking about it in terms of the act, because that's so liberating. It's like, then I don't have to be bisexual enough to have bisexual sex with a man. Yeah, you know? Like does that make sense? Yes.

Nope. Not even close. I can't tell if she's overthinking it or underthinking it, but this is so convoluted. I feel like their mouths are just going. Yeah. It's the points to read this show. And here's the other thing. Like we said that their comedians are trying to crack each other up.

I pulled a couple examples of them trying to be funny, Carol. Yeah, what do you got? Here you up. I pulled a couple examples of them trying to be funny, Carl. Yeah, what do you got? Here you go. What is this supposed to be? So it's like a bougie hippie school. Yeah, it was founded in Amanda's current home, Italia. And it was this woman.

Her last name was Mauna Sori. One of her first names was like Maria or something. Yes, her name was Maria Tecla. Arte Misia,isia Montessori. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's like if every time I wanted to say quesadilla, I was like, that would be a quesadilla.

I think that would be cute. I just made a Spanish sound Italian though, because you're up to one. A quesadilla. What the hell is she supposed to be? What's going on? What is going on here? That music was theirs.

They put that in there. For some reason in this show, there's just random vaguely ethnic music. vaguely ethnic. I think that was very Italian. I like to be out on the vag. They just really fucking suck. Hit corporate American. This is another episode of their title,cled about corporate America as a cult.

That's a cult. Oh, that's a cult, yeah. Yes, corporate America is a cult. And listen to this great joke that they find hysterical. I don't know, I have to sneeze. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck?

I feel like I've been more clearly after I sneeze. It didn't happen. What are you allergic to? Corporate America. I'm allergic to corporate America. I'm allergic to pollen. Are you off your fucking meds or something? What is this show? She's going out there. She's like, I'm good at sneeze.

Laps like a like Chins, Zuma, Kymetating you. Yeah, and then the other one's like, you didn't sneeze. I know, but what are you allergic to? I'm allergic to corporate America as I brought it all back around and they thought that was like a joke. Well, the biggest laugh was I'm going to sneeze. Was the biggest laugh that she has ever gotten in her life. Pretty good joke. No. Pretty good. Pretty good stuff.

The show is, when you start listening to it, their voice starts sounding the same and it sounds like it because they're comfortable. I can't totally agree with each other. And because they're agreeing with each other, everything sounds like a run-on sentence. So this, when I heard this, I was like, wait, you gotta be shitting me, right? We actually have kind of an announcement. We're doing a live show very soon as well. Yes, we are going to drumroll

please. Lala. London town. We are literally going to London Bay so get out you know books because we'll come into town Why do you talk that wing So I was like the real people so they're doing a live show in London they have 135 total patrons on Patreon yep, and the tears start at one dollar and then two dollars So how the fuck do they have a big enough following that they're doing live shows overseas. Explain this to me. I don't know, but you know, I will tell you this,

this show started off huge. When I started doing some research on it, I researched a couple of things before I started listening. Okay. One of the things was, here's the fact, they premiered in 2021, they renamed the best podcast of 2022 by Vulture S. Quarquire, Wired, Marie Claire, Harper's Bazaar. Okay.

They were nominated for the 2003 I Heart Radio's Best Emerging Podcast Award. Of course. And they were in Spotify's top 20 podcasts in the USA when they debuted. What? Why? Exactly.

Now, so people are pushing this because this is saying all the right things, it's all the right narratives. This show is so fucking stupid. It's terrible. They do not know what they're talking about and even when they're right, they're wrong. Okay, that's I do Supreme Court reasons. Now I listened to an episode of these two fucking idiots trying to explain to me why the Supreme Court is a cult. Okay, now listen to this closely to what she says, but it's one of the branches of government. Right. It's not a cult. Supreme Court reason. I know. It's one of the three branches. Right. Like they do not seem to understand it. They think it was like some secret society somehow that was formed. Okay. Secret Supreme Court reason. Do you want to explain

to the listeners why you wanted to do an episode on the cult of Secret Supreme Court reason. Do you want to explain to the listeners why you wanted to do an episode on the Cult of the Supreme Court? Because I actually think it's a perfect topic for us to cover. Earlier this year, when the Supreme Court decided to overturn Roe v Wade, I as many other women was shocked and highly disappointed. And it was just this moment where I really like had to take a step back and be like, how does this group of nine people have so much control on power over every woman in our country, especially when we live in a country of United States where supposedly every state is allowed to have, you know, their own laws, they affected the

way that we can control our bodies. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Yeah. They literally gave the control back to the States. Yes, that was what the rule he was. How can they do that? Don't the States have a say? Yes, they get all the say now. Even when they're right, they're fucking wrong.

What a idiot. He is so dumb, Carl. What a fucking moron. How is it, these nine people? I'm so much control. It's one of only three branches of the federal government. Well, Carl, let's get into this for a second. Okay.

Let's talk about why the Supreme Court could be a cult. Once you hit black robes, okay. One of the things that always stuck with me was the interpretation of the law. And at a young age, I was like, that's kind of bonkers. And that's essentially what the Supreme Court is. We pick nine people to interpret the frickin' law for us. I mean, the way you describe it, it's like a bunch of white men made up a document that we all worship unquestioningly. It sounds like the Bible.

Yeah, and they wear robes. They stay forever until they literally die. Yeah, robes, cult red flag number one. Yeah. Black robes. Colt Red flag number one. Yeah. Black robes. The judge is stupid. Holy shit, this is so dumb. Who would listen to this and be like,

God, we're not exactly to do. Good points, good points, all right. Keep it going, handshake number one. There you go. Come on. These fucking idiots. The judicial handshake. It happens during the private conference

where they meet to discuss pending cases. It's really just that they all shake hands with each other, but it's weird and ritualistic to shake hands every day with eight other people that you see every day. It's not. It's a greeting. I feel like maybe they're stretching because they're just mad that they can't murder their babies now. It's I think that's the right. And some states. Handshake too. Listen to why they do this. Okay. Listen to these idiots' minds. Why the Supreme Court justices are shaking?

By the way, I want to point something else out too because she said the Constitution was written by white people, kind of like the Bible. I don't think the Bible was written by white people, was it? Oh, fine. No, it gives us shit. Superiority. It's like, we're all shaking hands, making eye contact, letting each other know we're better than everyone else.

And like, who are they letting know? Because there's like no one around. They don't let anyone in the building. It's a Supreme Court justice, shakes hands in the woods where no one can see it. Is it really a handshake? Yeah. And is it really a justice? Ha ha ha.

You dummies. The reason the shaking hands, is to show that they are superior over everyone else that isn't there. Brilliant brilliant ladies. And then the last what I pulled from that episode is, you know, they talked about there's nobody allowed in their car. Oh, okay. And that the Supreme Court, you know, the reason why they're culties, because there's a lack of transparency. Okay, wait, wait, you hear this one. Okay, I got what? Which one of the transparency, all right? John Roberts at one point said that the judiciary branch was the most transparent branch

because they give lengthy opinions when they issue a ruling. But there are so many problems with that argument. First of all, the language is so accessible. They could be using this code language to speak to one another in only a way that they would understand. The public doesn't know language to speak to one another in only a way that they would understand the public Doesn't know how to speak fucking supreme court. Yeah, there's transparency after the opinion and decision has been made And so there's no transparency in the actual decision-making process I mean there are nine of them so they had to have discussions that got them to that final opinion

You literally know how each person voted on each case. And they write to the law. And they tell you why, they just explained it. And they're like, that's just not enough. But I like the one, the one girl's just like, yeah, but they use big words. And I don't understand big words. So it's not very transparent to me. I call that being a broken clock.

She's right. They do use big words. They do use too, too many big words. They're so tough. These two women talk like children. You notice how they get all sing songy and they do all this shit with their voices. It's literally how children communicate.

I've been with each other. All right, go back to your clips. I'll hit mine in a minute. Okay. Let's keep going with your. All right, so when we're going to talk about heterosexuality, of course, we have to talk about the patriarchy, of course. And it's not just heterosexuality.

It's like a bit of the patriarchy, a little sprinkle of that nonsense. You know, that nonsense, the patriarchy, a little sprinkle of that nonsense. You know that nonsense? The patriarchy. Oh, I love our nonsense. We're already veered off the road here at heterosexuality. Being a cult. We're already veered off a little bit. But it's a very awakening conversation that they're going to be having here. The reason why there's so people who are heterosexual is because they're born into heterosexual families. Uh-huh. But I also think statistically, like most people are born into a heterosexual family

because that's how babies are made. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Check out the big brain. Right, give yourself a bell. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, that's right. Yeah, it's how pro creation works. Very good. But again, they're like a group and they're like,

oh yeah, good point, yeah, you're right. That is how that works. She's starting to lose confidence at the end of that. She goes, that's how babies, am I right? Yeah, I know. She didn't realize that she has the easiest audience to talk to you ever. She's gonna knock her heads at everything they say.

This is a profound point right here though. But I think it's beautiful that like, even though that's straight, that baby can be gay. Yeah, totally. Okay. What the fuck is going on here? Like, look, I mean, it sucks that all these families are heterosexual, but at least, their kids can be gay, right?

Yeah, that's cool. All right. I don't understand why they're just rooted for like everybody to be gay. I don't understand that either. Like why do they care? If we all have to be different, and we all have to celebrate being different, some people are gonna be straight.

Yeah, stop. Right. Your parents were straight, so that's kinda cool, right? Those dicks. All right. Everybody thinks the parents aren't cool. So of course, we can't talk about how to resexuality without getting gender involved for some reason.

I fucking, I hate this shit, man. It's just everywhere now. It really speaks to the fact that, like, I think society is coming around more and more to the idea that, like, gender is a construction. Gender is made up. It's a spectrum. Yeah.

But so is sexuality. That's retarded. I cannot wait for this fucking gender is made up shit to go away. Because this is a weird fan that's happening right now, right? I don't even tip my toe in the water I don't fucking know what they're saying. I just don't even listen anywhere like okay here Fucking you want to hear the worst point you want to chop your leg off in the back

You want to hear the worst point ever made out of podcasts sure all right and also like aren't we like homo sapiens? Alright, and also like aren't we like homo sapiens That's I don't know Color daddy thinks that's stupid Yeah, I can funny we're supposed to be all gay because we're homo sapiens Okay, it sucks great joke But what's funny though as I don't know if the woman said it as a joke or not, but they're like no that's a good point That's actually a very interesting point. I heard them. You were right. They agree with each other They agree with right off the cliff

Yeah, I do have a thing for other sapiens. All right, so the thing about Ashley here, Ashley Gavin, is she gets real moist when you start talking pronouns. That gets her going. There are languages that use a pronoun system called obviation, where a person's pronoun, like he or she, it won't be gendered. It changes depending on how central they are to the conversation. I'm in love with you. Oh, that's cool.

That's all it took. Who's talking about languages that are pronouns that aren't gendered? And as she's just like, can I start sucking on your box, please? Yeah. Can you present your asshole for me to put my tongue in now? Because that's amazing. Pronouns, pronouns. Oh, I can't wait to see Ashley at the comedy club in a couple of weeks.

Come on, bye, grab tickets. I think it's available. You think there might be some available? I don't know, I can't speak on that. All right, fair enough. All right, so let's find out how gay Ashley is. Every time you say something, my impulse is to wanna be like, that's so gay. And like, it really just speaks to the fact that like,

to your point, heterosexual culture and tropes dominate our society so much that like, if you are along the spectrum of gender and sexuality, I think most of us are, you're desperate for your own canon. Which is society's fault because... What is she talking about? Well, whatever it is, I say this. I don't care, I don't care. I just don't understand what they're even talking about, but they're all agreeing with each other. So I'm sure there's

somebody who's listening to this podcast going, I guess it's just over my head. I guess these people are just too smart for me. Yeah, there's gotta be some idiot. I don't think that's true because no. Here's one of the little other piece of research I always do for these car always. I want to read some of their reviews. Oh, good. And there are 3.9. Yeah. There are 9.5.

Yeah, their reviews are dropping pretty heavily quickly in the last month or two. Interesting. Here's one that says, it used to be good. I used to really enjoy this podcast when it first came out. But recent episodes have gone downhill very quickly. Episodes are full of broad generalizations. They don't like to be broads. Yeah, right.

I was just saying they don't like to be called that. Judge Mitchell assumptions, lackated facts of research and are unintelligent, sounding overall. I understand that this is a comedy podcast, but comedy can also be intelligent and educational. And funny. Yeah. That's the only thing the comedy often is. It's funny. They say they have to sneeze. They never do.

I like this one. That's like OP doing the I want to ride my sneeze. All right. Waiting for it. All right, Garl, here's a great caption. You tell me if you think this is a one star rating or a five star. Okay. Gets worse every week. They're sticking with it now. It sounds like a one star to me. I get this and it's supposed to be lighthearted, pod about cultish things, but it's more, but it gets more and more irritatingly half baked a repetitive every week. Halfway through this week's Apple podcast, they both go off on Chargers changing and products not coming with charger blocks as some grand scheme to convert people to Apple. It's not that deep.

You're trying to save money. Yeah, they're like, they're trying to save money and that also tried to stop electronic waste. Yeah, just explains this like, this show gets lazy, lazy every week. Okay, so I think here's the problem. So they started with this premise that, all right, we're gonna call things out that are cult-ish

and then they ran out of things, but they have to keep podcasting. So it's kinda like they show guys we fucked. We're gonna start it out, they're like, oh yeah, Max, boy, for real, let's get them on the phone, we'll talk about it great. And then like 100 episodes in there, like, well, we've talked every guy we fucked out.

We're gonna do what? Now I'm shitting fucks of my guys. One of them's just putting a red light in the window. So, yeah, it doesn't make no hot air. Yeah, so literally like they have nothing else to talk about, which is why I get complimented on the premise of who are these podcasts a lot, because we will never want to think to talk about every day some idiot thinks that their voice should be heard by the masses.

Yeah. Thank goodness. Thank God that never gets repetitive. I hate you so much. Good. Good. This is just I hate this word. Well, I mean, we always talk about how sort of like excusing really problematic culty behavior under the guise of tradition is something that is found all over this culture. Very problematic. What does problematic mean? Like, it's not a problem, but it could be, right? Because it's a problem, it's a problem.

But if it's problematic, it should mean there's an issue here, but it's never, there's an issue here. It says this could be an issue someone's somewhere could be bothered by this. I'm sure someone's offended by this thing that I'm talking about. Yeah, it's real problematic. These weddings, so if they were talking about there, and then I have to play this clip because this just annoys this shit out of me. Yeah, it's real problematic. These weddings, so they were talking about there.

And then I have to play this clip because this just annoys the shit out of me. These people are so stupid. It offers a blueprint for raising a family and it doesn't work anymore because capitalism not working. None of this makes any fucking sense anymore. Talk about retarded.

Talk about retarded. So I guess capitalism used to work, right? Because America being a free country and free trade became the largest Most powerful country in the world at a very young clip very quick clip for as a nation But I guess it's it's broken down like an old Ford truck or something I don't know how wrong that is oh Explain this to me please. I'm no. I don't need to give you facts I heard it from them. Okay, just listen to that episode about corporate America. You'll hear, well, you'll pick up on it.

Well, the fact that she says capitalism is broken, when she comes to the comedy club, tell her that you guys are just gonna keep the money that she made from the ticket sales. We'll give her a spot in the bread. Be like, you guys, you don't like capitalism. We're just gonna keep the money. If that's cool with you, it's fucking morons.

All right, here's an example of just agreeing nonstop. Oh, yeah, I didn't even think about that You're so right. By the way, that's the clip that sums up the show for me. Sorry. I took me so hard to get to it Oh my god. Basically what this show is can I talk about a couple of things on the show that bother me? Please that really bother me I was trying to figure out who the fuck is listening to this Yes, and I think one of the really good ways to gauge who's listening is what are the ads that are being put on the show. So if you want to check out mine for commercial, see if you could guess who's listening to this from this commercial, folks. Have you heard of Dipsy? Ugh, it is such a good app. They have all these types of oral pleasures to explore. That's oral like your ears, not

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If you have one of those. Carl, it's erotic fiction. Radically inclusive. Radically inclusive. Radically inclusive. Radic fiction is what they're advertising out of the show. So if you can figure out who that audiences. From that, I think you nailed it with that. Thank you.

I think I have an example of an ad read. Oh yeah, the copy on this is so stupid. I was so intimidated and confused and skeptical of CBD before I started trying brands and finding my faves. Who's intimidated by CBD? It literally doesn't do any of those things. My fucking grandma would call you a pussy. She sits there popping those things watching gut felt.

She doesn't give a shit. I was intimidated by CBD, 87 years old. Oh, you mean the ingredient that does nothing to you? Yeah, that's a crazy one. They give that shit to dogs, lady. I know. Okay. All right.

Take Carl, do you notice that they take some weird leaps? Yes. They take some weird leaps. You know, in my clip, Flat Earth number one, they're talking about obviously the conspiracy theory of a flat earth now The conspiracy theory part is that someone had to have covered this up and there had to be a reason for it Yes, now whose fault do you think they think it is? I'm gonna guess the patriarchy. Well kind of Go ahead and go all in on the page. Well, they think that anybody who has anything to do or believes any type of these weird

conspiracy theories, you know, it's coming from a bad place here. So hit flat earth one. There were other people in the flat earth dock that we're talking about. Other conspiracy theories like mistrusting vaccines and public schooling. These beliefs are rooted in anti-Semitism fundamentally, you know. You fucking know all about this shit. Anti-Semitism. Yeah.

What? It's because I hate the Jews. And then they bring an expert on about the flatters. Do they ever back these things up? They ever explain like, we've got to the point now, we're all these idiots. They're in this weird echo chamber where they all say these crazy things that are just non-sensical,

but they say enough times that they're just like, well yeah, everyone knows that. Listen to it. Listen to it. Then they end up on MSCS. Yeah, that's right. Exactly right. These two would be great with Tommy.

That would be a six hour long podcast. I suppose you're the room of time. I'd watch it twice in a row. Yeah, it's the first time I would ever go the distance out of my own. All right, Gateway to Goose stepping car. Listen to this thing. Listen to this thing. Go full circle. I already love it. Yeah, conspiracy theories work on a sliding scale. Not every single conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic, but like all of the kind of act as gateways towards this final conclusion, if you keep following that track of everything is a lie,

everything you've been told is a lie, there's a mysterious group that is controlling the world. It's always anti-Semitic, and that's just because of the history of conspiracy theories. They all kind of end up there. No, the people control the world are the Jewish people. She's trying to say that the people control the world are the Jewish people. She's trying to say that people can turn the world into anti-Semitic?

Yes, weird, okay. What she's trying to say is that she goes first off, not all conspiracy theories are anti-Semitic. Yeah. And then it goes full circle too, but all conspiracy theories are anti-Semitic. Yeah, they all end up there. I'm just like, she just taught it a full fucking circle.

Well, it's also funny because the episode I listened to was all about how heterosexuality is a conspiracy and we're taught to be the Junker that we are. Oh god, we're like we're like forced into it by society to be a tried to the women if you're a guy in vice versa. Okay. I hate this playboy mom. You better look at it and you better jerk off. It's gonna be a quiz later How many nipples did she have you better tell me what your type is by the time you get done reading this magazine boy What are her pet peeves go it reminds me of one of the very first episodes we ever did Kevin and myself I think it was episode two. And they were talking about how why guys are attracted to Asian girls. And they had this whole convoluted idea. Well, it's because when Marco Polo went over there, it's like, all of a sudden, I'm like, I never

knew about Marco Polo when I was jerking off the Asian border. That's not it. That's not it. They got for Galileo. Yeah, I think what are we doing here? They got for Galileo. Yeah, I didn't think like, what are we doing here? It's a few more so Stephen. But I do want to tell you that it is okay to call things gay that are not gay but they're stupid. Okay. It is okay, but there's a caveat here.

We can all poke fun at each other's differences as long as you're using the right words and you're not punching down. Yeah, exactly. And that's like the thing about comedy. So the thing about comedy is you can poke the right words and you're not punching down. Yeah, exactly. And that's like the thing about comedy. So the thing about comedy is you can poke fun at whatever, but you can never punch down and you have to use the right words. So who's the fuck's making these rules for comedy? Why is she making the rules for nothing, dude?

There was a guy in Rochester a couple years ago, he got me to the fuck out of town. Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he used to teach a comedy class and this guy had no business teaching anyone fucking anything. He shouldn't even be, you shouldn't even be allowed to ask him which way the stage is. Like this is how fucking little this man knew about anything.

But he was running fucking open mics, working nowhere, nobody paid him for anything, but somehow he found this little con where he was getting these people who were showing up to an open mic to think he knew what he was fucking talking about and they get them to pay him to give him money. That was Coltie and he would teach them and he would teach them comedy and I talked to

a bunch of people who took this class and you know what they all told me he said the number one rule of comedy is the number one number one rule of comedy. Don't punch down. Don't punch down. Don't punch down. That's what he literally, let's sit down. We're gonna talk about stand-up comedy. Rule one, don't punch down. Are you fucking out of your mind?

These assholes who have no sense of humor explaining how comedy works is insulting to me. I'm gonna no wait to buy this. The... Everybody's upset. I just think about it. I used to get something right of stuff right about that. Because I like these people would show up like,

to a certain, we do stuff at the carloson where we'd have like open auditions, we're looking for them seasons and so like that. These people are terrible. And like, well, I took a class and I just, they're very proud of themselves. They feel prepared. And what they, they show up just,

dick in hand, terrible. Yeah, you know, you'd be funny if you gave me more money. Right. I remember Kevin, my former co-host took a stand-up class and I went to like at the end of the class, they do a performance, there's that boulder and they like do a stand-up show with all the students and Kevin's a funny guy, so he was good, but holy shit. Like, I don't know how the teacher puts on that show. I think that's an advertisement for her class. Right. Because these people had no idea how to construct a joke, how to tell a joke, what jokes are.

They were all very confused about all these things. It was a female teacher. It was. I know who that was. Yeah. You know that is brutal. Well, maybe it's like bringing a horrible opener with you. So the teacher gets up and kills it at the end.

That's a good theory. And I'm your headliner. All right, so getting back to using the word gay as an insult. I love using gay derogatory, but everyone knows I'm like messing around. Yeah, and by the way, when I talk about fat people, everyone knows, like I'm just goofing around guys.

You know, when I go out and out and out of how much I dislike overweight people and how gross they are, it's just because I watch it, it's just because I'm watching. All right, so then she says that her straight guy friends can call things gay. Even some of my best guy friends who are totally straight, I do not give a flying fuck if they're like gay, because what they're really doing is a commentary on like probably toxic masculinity.

Yeah. So I think you're reading into it a little bit too much. So her friends can be like, that's gay. And they're like, oh, that's actually social commentary about, you know, it's like, wait, what the fuck are you talking about? I bet you're such dick. So, well Vinnie's being deep again. So profound.

So I wrote this down. I was like, isn't it funny? Sometimes context is important for the words you use. And then other time, the toy doesn't matter. And it really is more to do with the person who's saying it. If you're in a protected class, you can say whatever you want. But if you're a cis white guy, you can't say it.

And these are just things I'm like, right, you down and then they just come out and't say it. And these are just things I'm like, right, he down, and then they could just come out and just say it. Exactly. Let's all just agree that the word gay is back. Unless you like our Trump supporter. Well, exactly. Okay.

So context is everything, right? Is that incredible? Do I click it? We could all just say things are gay. Like, it's fun. No one's actually harming gay people or things that gay people are bad. It's just a word that we use, unless you have different political views than I do.

Then you definitely cannot do that. That's weird. You know, this is coming at the same time. I just want to point this out, because our society is, it's fucking clown world. So that guy, Ben Mintz, Mintz, got fired from Barstool. We talked about NWA T.S.

Because he was wrapping these lyrics to a song. That's an extremely popular song. It's been streamed hundreds of millions of times. Oh, I want you to read the lyrics for everyone, Carl. Yeah, and he dropped it in, Bob. And next thing you know, he's fired. And he wasn't racist. He was apologizing.

He was reading lyrics to a song. It's funny that there's music out there. That's wildly popular. That 75% of the population is not allowed to say. That bizarre that we've created this, like why, who is this benefiting, who is this for? Anyway. You know, now that you mention it.

I think it's gay. Not that you mention it's pretty gay. Pretty gay. The whole thing's pretty gay. Yeah. And then, oh, this is more just nonsense. This is just someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.

I want to talk more about the labels or whatever because we were talking before about how sexual sexual orientation and identity or whatever much like religion is like literally a man-made construct. But people cling to these labels and these boxes and I wonder why you think people are so obsessed with putting people in boxes. I want to remind everyone this is an adult that we're listening to. All right. And I I'm going to play the beginning of that part again. Listen to this. I want to talk more about like the labels or whatever because we were talking about like the labels or whatever. These, they sound like teenagers. Because they're also like they haven't all figured out. Not at no point. Now listen, when I was talking about Shuley's business model, I remember saying

multiple times, I could be a. I might be wrong about this. And no point did he say, we would ever say, but you know what, that's just my opinion. I don't know. I could be wrong about this. They're so sure of themselves, and they're saying the most ridiculous nonsense, and they're talking like idiots.

They're very, very convinced that what they're saying is just completely correct at all times. I guess that's why they had that disclaimer at the beginning, because they really act like they're completely correct about all these things and they're really not. Let's talk more about labels. And I think it's funny too, how some queer people will almost do the full loop and be like,

I've done every label in the world, now fuck labels. But at the same time, they're not truly done with labels. The new label of like note that label has gone so hardcore that it's like a label. Yeah, yeah, no labels, no, but I'm even that way. Like I own bisexual, but really I just like don't care and wish we could not talk about it. But at the same time, like I know it's important to. But then what I think it's is funny is that like some queer people will be like, fuck labels, labels are oppressive, and they'll be like, but I'm a Virgo son

Leo rising we still want to classify people. Yeah, so astrology is so meaningful to queer people I think you know astrology is the new religion. Yeah It's not a new religion stupid Number one point and also what what the fuck are you talking about? I feel like Tony Michaels made more sense when he was explaining funnels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Correct.

Wow. These people have no clue what they're talking about, but does not stop them or even slow them down from talking about. I have one more clip on here, and then we'll finish up with yours. So I have more, holy shit. Yeah.

So there's some gaslighting going on, because when I love when these women who all agree with each other, what they do, they get together and they come up with like a straw man argument that doesn't actually exist. And then they're all like, yeah, that's wrong, right? Yeah, that's so wrong. And it's funny because heterosexual people, wow, I said that like a gay pastor. No're essential. No, I love that. You got to flip it on its head. Yeah.

Because it's so ridiculous. Talk about the heterosexual. Yeah, I was like, I will. They, the thing is they're like, well, why do you even have to come out? I have to come out because if I don't do this, everyone is going to think I'm like, you maybe not me personally, but you two absolutely people are going to think you're straight. And like, if everyone were totally accepting and totally cool

We wouldn't have to do any of this we wouldn't have to come out But you are not cool. You are the fucking problem like please stop gaslighting me Yes, like why do I have to come out yada yada yada you know what I'm saying yes, that is gaslighting I never thought about it What are you talking about what I'm gonna say? Well, it's asking you why do you have to come out? It's never been asked what are you talking about? They're upset about something that doesn't exist to the point where they're just like, and you're fucking gaslighting me by telling me,

I've never heard of someone say why do you have to come out? You just made up a scenario. It doesn't even make any sense. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. And these women are not happy, they don't seem happy. That's the other part of us. That's the other thing people even said in the comments. They feel like they're mean. Yeah They really are they're angry with everyone

There was I forget when I was listening to but someone made a really good point that you know There was a time when the younger generation were like the hippies and free love and I don't want rules I don't want to go to war and be drafted like that was like the hippie movement. The movement now is like there's a billion rules and you better fucking follow them and we're gonna get you canceled and we're gonna tell you and for some reason all the rules are supposed to ensure our freedom. It's all on the umbrella of being a good person. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fucking weird because they're kind of making themselves all mental and miserable Suicide rates are way up and the people are just unhappy and it's like yeah, everyone fucking relax a little bit It's fine. It's the labels label fucking labels

Yeah, if everyone looked at it like you did Carl everyone to be walking around with a stupid grin on their face true We don't be smile talkers. Yeah, that's right. All right, but you got a disc, oh you got that disclaimer as well Yeah, don't worry about that and then Professional and Supreme Court treason one. Okay, so professional. I don't remember what it is But give it a shout out as you all know we are not professionals in the field and so if you can't already tell I can tell oh, well, that's was my sum of up clips. So that's perfect Reparative all right very good Wow, Vinnie, what a fucking terrible show this is. I'm telling you dude, like I was so,

I'm glad about the only one who thinks that too, because a lot of times these shows that like, pardon my pun here, are cult following and you're like, I was so happy when I saw they had 135 patrons. I was like, yeah. So I wonder if that's gone down a lot. I hope so.

Well, that one review was like about how they were talking about chargers and it's not that deep. How deep could it have ever been? I know, right. I want to hear a deep episode. Yeah, I would all right. Carl, when you sent this to me, I went, oh, I was pleasantly surprised.

I was like, I find cults fascinating. I would love to give this a listen. I'm sure that I'll be annoyed by the host, but at least like the topics would be good. And like I said before, folks, they don't know what a cult is. Nope. They're grasping its straws for content. They're trying to like force things that have no business being put into that category into that category. So it's dumb and I guess fuck them. And listen, I'm in a fan of corporate America. I didn't listen to that episode and it is annoying in a lot of ways, but I thought I culled All right here is our

Bridge of the week, Bridge of the week, and we actually have a few cringes this week for you starting off with robot or not from Jeff M sent this one in and I sent this one in and all right, we were fucking around with my, uh, my board before we started the show and you guys are familiar with like, you know, the male component goes into the female component. I don't want your heterosexual impression. Neither do they need his robot or not. wants to know about plugs. He writes, I've been taught the computer cables and ports are gendered to identify each side of the connection. The male and refers to the tab or protuberance and the female end is the cavity that receives the tab. For example, in the lightning connection

on Apple products, the cable is the male end and the device contain the female end except for the general end, Apple pencil, which has a male end on it and came package with an adapter. Lots of adapters out there these days. What do you think about this? I will throw in an alternate, which is, I often, in my writing about tech, will refer to ports and jacks instead of using gender terms about it.

I don't know how you feel about all of that. I call them jacks and jills personally. But sometimes you do need to explain this. And then there's the added complexity of USB-C, which also came up, which is the idea that USB-C, there's like a protuberance inside the port that the cable goes around. And so there's a question of what that even is.

So using, you know, it's extremely gender normative. You've had to use male and female terms for computer ports and I really doesn't make, you know, doesn't make much sense and also sort of reveals a kind of preoccupation with with sexual intercourse that is not relevant to the technology world. Like of all the things that you might use as an analogy for a thing that is a whole and a thing that goes into the whole, the minds of humans, because we're so driven by our reproductive drive to pass on our genes or whatever, goes right to sexual intercourse. And then of course, goes right to gender normative and say, and therefore I'm going to say the thing that goes in

is necessarily male, and the thing that it goes into is necessarily female. So it is problematic on multiple levels, and representative of sort of the most base and lizard brain kind of, you know. So the other thing they got rid of is master and slave when talking about servers and computer systems. Okay, that was just fun and cute.

And I'm just wondering, like, who is this helping? I'm like, we can't use Mal and female to talk about how to components. It might be helping me. It might be helping me. Because my lizard brain always called it the pussy head to the cock head. So I got, she's a scratch.

I'm really so goddamn problematic these days. And I'll just go back to what Andrew Crowe always says. This is not progress. These are progressives. They're not making progress. We're regressing with this. Just going in fucking circles over changing the language over and over again. Because whatever the next thing is, that'll be a fact. That's the next person. Anyway, you get my point. Let's have some fun. Another cringe of the week here, our boy tab. We were just hanging out with him in Philadelphia. You know, he does that show. Here's what I don't get. Well, Chris Koch sent me in and now he says hey, Carl. I thought you'd like to hear that your buddy tab put up a strong showing for cringe of the week in his latest episode of here is what I don't get.

Tab gets clawed by one of his cats. Then interrupts his co-hosts so he can go off Mike and break up a fight between his two cats. His co-hosts is left nervously stumbling through dead air. Tab didn't see fit to edit any of it out. Down people's famous interviews or famous public speeches and stuff like that and can tell you like when they're lying or when they're where they're going and just like there's a lot of body language involved. No, but it's a fuck out of here. And Richard has been exiled from the island.

What is it with cats, eh? Yeah. That one is specifically a shithead. And he's about to go attack the other cat in the ceiling. Fuck that hurt. Go ahead. That's important. But you know what I'm saying is like, so you need this. I'll be too act. Gotta go get my laptop. Okay. All right.

It's not beat. Oh, fuck out of here. Fuck you. Fuck you! Dan in the audio only leave it all in just just make it the dead air what a close day. It's the way to vamp. Be back. There we go. Put on the cans. All right.

So there you go. That's what here's what I don't get with our buddy tab.. Hey tab. How you doing? Hey tab? Good job, buddy Oh, which cat one I have one more cringe of the week this one comes in from our boy Christian blatt and it was the A's announcer the Oakland A's Ad now I know you seeing this yet, Vettey. Okay. So this is like before the game starts, and you know, it's the play-by-play guy in the color commentator, and they're just kind of chetting about their trip to Kansas City.

We had a phenomenal day today. Nigger League Museum and Arthur Bryan's Bargit. What? So what? So what? Whoa! What? We- So- What? So- What? Whoa! He was talking about-

Holy fucking shit! He was talking about the Negro League Museum in Kansas. I know when he was talking about- I was not confused. I saw a picture. I would understand that. So of course, anytime this kind of thing happens, there's an apology. Oh my god.

I'm saying. The fuck was this guy thinking with that? Of course, anytime this kind of thing happens, there's an apology. Oh my God. That insane. The fuck was this guy thinking with that? Welcome back to Crop and Stadium. I just wanted to a little bit earlier in the show. I said something didn't come out quite the way I wanted it to And I just wanted to apologize if it if it sounded different than Moriano is the Henry takes a strike

I also want to point out that you could have whatever type of baby you want to have. And if sometimes if you're, you know, if you're promiscuous and you're out drinking, you wake up and you have a baby. The cell guard, Leonardo. Yeah. That's what this is. Oh, you said. I mean, wow.

He didn't even, so when I was talking about Mincey, you could tell as soon as he said, he's like, oh, whoops. And you could tell he's's panicked a little bit. This guy, he was just like fucking, like, all right, let's just, yeah. It's deleted tonight. Cause he doesn't see anything wrong with it. He was giving it a thumbs up when he said it.

He had his thumb up. And this guy, this poor guy, I mean, he has to watch every single, and I said, ribs. He has to watch every A's game, the entire season, Vettie. He's already having a bad year And then that happens I wonder if he's gonna move with the team to Las Vegas. All right guys

We I'm surprised he still has a job to be honest with you usually but I guess he's not awkward There's no black people there. Yeah, not a one He'll be fine He's not even gonna get to his fucking card. Oh, holy shit. All right, well, wow. Godspeed. All right. We have done this segment in a minute. That's right. Tommy from MSCS Media. He's still up on you, too. We never went away.

And he just recently had on Sean O'Malley that is Sugar O'Malley from the UFC. Now we covered him a year or two ago. He had his own pie. He still knows that. His own podcast. Different now. Is it good? No.

It's not. He thinks he's Joe Rogan. But Tommy thinks he's Joe Rogan. Correct. Yeah, a lot of Rogan going out here. So this guy, Sean O'Malley, he's a very good fighter in the UFC. He's one of the top fighters in the UFC. He's only lost one time. And so pretty big get. I mean, this guy's a pretty big celebrity for Tommy to get. And it's weird too because you know these guys, whoever their publicist is or whatever, they're just looking at the numbers, those fake numbers on YouTube and go,

oh yeah, this is a big show. She definitely get on it. It's so crazy. I don't know how Tommy's pulling this off, but he's doing it. And I imagine some type of alien trickery. I agree. And one of the things I love about Tommy is,

when he's trying to like name drop and act like he's like knows all about what's going on. He's totally like. He's he's talking about a buddy of his in the UFC who he was talking to about O'Malley and he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about of course. We've had bass running in a bunch of times and I got pretty close to the meat. He thinks you're going to beat his striking record. Boss. Boss. I always think close to the meat. He thinks you're gonna beat his striking record. Boss.

Boss, I always think that is boss. Which one? Which I don't even. Which striking record is that? I forget which one he has. Yeah. Yeah. No one can beat it for you.

No, I actually looked this up because I'm like, what is he talking about? And whoever you have seen, fighter he's talking about doesn't have any strike egg record that I could find. I looked at all the different strike egg records boss for the you have That's boss boss

He has no idea what he's talking about and just embarrasses himself there pretty early out in the interview too So then I got a hair out of place on this guy is amazing isn't that a helmet? It is you know that old expression helmet head he read legitimately fucking has it It's impressive And it looks like his hair do he comes after he puts his headphones on like he comes in around his headphones like this He just walks around all day with those headphones. I think one piece it just comes on. Yeah, he clips it out like a Lego guy You might be right about that so then I think the guy's name's Rob. The guy who's like his Jamie, he's got a question for our UFC fighter here.

Sean, one of my favorite fights with you was I'm a butcher of the last name, but Chris Motino, if I'm pronouncing his last name correctly, I mean, you beat the living shit at that guy. And he would not give, like the reports you're like, man, somebody needs to throw the white towel in already. Take me through that. I mean, that was, you were on.

Remember in something wild when Melanie Griffith had your hand cuffed to the bed, remember that? And you had to make that phone call, remember? And you were chained to the bed. Remember that? And you had to make that phone call. Remember? And you're a chain to the thing and you couldn't get away. Yeah. Yeah. Remember. Yeah. That was awesome. That was literally his question. Do you remember that fight? I kicked that guy's ass. That was pretty fucking cool. Take me through it. Take me through it. Was I the only one distracted by the schematics of Tommy's UFO on the wall next to that guy? I think it's pretty accurate.

I think that is his actual spaceship that got up here. Okay. It's more of a blueprint than it is a drive. Tommy signed it. Really incredible. Well, since we're doing a quick visual thing and I promise we'll get back to the fond for the people listening because that's what the show is. It's an audio podcast

For some reason all of a sudden and you see that like Sean O'Malley is obviously on his phone. It's like portrait mode. It's not widescreen But of course in their studio they have nothing but HD cameras everything's widescreen and then all of a sudden the Thing changes like normal citizens everywhere we go Some of us can some of us, you know Can't and any guys out there that zoom did And it's poor maybe have old beef with still beef with any I always sit and talk about I don't know if you want to throw anybody out there, but any guy

It just gets under your skin the wrong way. So I was taking a bag back because it's such a production the show Yeah, everything's so slick, but it's not. It's like trying to be, but it's not because then it goes over to Tommy. And now Tommy's got the same thing going on. Oh, do you have it like a dream upon? No, no, no, no. It's going on, so.

What is going on here? Okay, so that, by the way, that only happens about 45 minutes in and then it goes back to normal again. So I'm really not sure why they did that. You know, when you have a guest on your show And they have their phones like that you could say to them, Hey, would you mind flipping your phone to the other way you could? You could but you don't tell anything to Sean O'Malley you let Sean O'Malley do whatever he wants to do That's my experience. He's not there to punch that sure. That's a good point is he is remote

Oh, this is a this is a fun question, because now, if you recall, Tommy used to be a boxer. So Tommy knows all about training and getting ready for fights, and he's got a question here. And I always ask this, how do you train to take hits like that?

You know, like in boxing, if you take, if you've ever some, the guys are going down But you guys can take hits like I have never seen especially the leg the leg kicks I see that and you don't go down you know other contenders don't go down I don't know how it's possible that you don't go down How do you train for that that you could take massive blows like that or you're a dodgingum, but it just looks like you're getting crushed by him. How do you train to get hit in the head?

You don't. Could you imagine? That's a shitty gym day. You're like, all right, when we working out today, oh, today we're going to punch you in the head a few times. Fuck, I hate, I hate punching the head day. You really what you have to look out for are leg kicks. Yeah. Supposed to the arm kicks. You fuck it, idiot.

So, yeah, so he just says a lot of things that are, obviously English is not his first language, but I just wanted to play you Sugar's response to this question Just me. Yeah, I don't know if you really trained For getting hit in the head. I think just the better shape. You're in the better cardio you have and honestly probably the last time You've been hit in the head Shots you can absorb. Yeah, yeah, we don't actually trade for that time The more shots you can absorb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't actually trade for that Tommy.

Yeah. The fuck do you think? What do you think they do? It's not like, it's not like asking Barry Bonds how he hits a curveball. Yeah. That's something you could trade for, and you could actually, you know, the way I do it is, this guy's just like, how are you able to like get punched in the head?

Like, why don't want to? I don't remember that scene of the montage of Rocky or Mickey was just hitting him over the head for the two by four. All right. We got to train you to get to your punch. Well, we could work up to the point where they drop an anvil on my hat. And if I can do a stand there,

and I can say any punch, good job, Rock. Now I want to go to the second window. Second story window in drop. Here's a grand piano. So stupid. All right. Thomas Dubb. We talked about how he grew up in Montana.

And Tommy is shocked by this. He's just like, whoa, whoa, what's it like growing up in Montana? That's crazy. As if it's like some third world country and somehow he was able to survive and make it to the United States. And he's just like, well, no, I mean, I played sports.

I went to school to kickboxing. It's Montana. It's one of the states part of the continental United States. I know you know how the United States stopped me. I know you don't know the globe, but it's really not that big. So then later on, the other reason he asks this. And then just going back a little bit, when you got on a spot with Dana White on the Contender 2 series, how did that feel for you?

Coming from Montana, you know, just, I mean, that's a big deal. It's a big deal for everyone. It's no matter where they come from. It's a big deal to get on television to be honest. How about for you, Montana trash? How did you feel about it? I don't know.

Why are you being kind to such a... I'm so bizarre. So bizarre to me. So, he must have read something that, I don't know. I don't know how time he must have read something that I don't know. I don't know how Tommy sprayed the work. So I don't know why I was trying to figure that out. Just now, a fool's errand. Yeah.

I think. Yeah. All right. So fool's errand. Just realized that Tommy fights the worst ways to ask questions possible. I don't know how he does it. And before I'm going back to like the late 90s,

early 2000, I used to watch a lot of boxing. And whenever it came to the judges, you know, you know, the people that were involved back then, you would be like, no matter what it looked like, you know, we're all down there with the jungle. We've got some money. Yeah, we're all down there with the jungle juice, you know, taking a little bit.

And we're like, fuck it, please don't let it come to the judges. And then it goes to the judges. And you're like, ah, is when a fight bit and we're like, fuck it, please don't let it come to the judges. And then it goes to the judges and you're like, ah, is when a fight in the UFC comes down to a card, to a score, is it similar to that? Is it like, worrisome as it wasn't boxing or do you think not so much or what are your thoughts on that?

What? He's trying to say that when it goes to decision, so no one's knocked out, when it goes to decision, do the judges get it right very often? Would be the way that you'd ask that. And so he turns into this weird convalued, I don't know if he's talking about corruption or I don't know what he's talking about.

There's jungle juice involved. Yeah. What, why is he that we're there with jungle juice? And then it's like, are you as nervous as if you were a pro boxer about the third party? Yeah, I wouldn't know the answer. Yeah, it's a boxy of the 90s. I know I was actually born of the 90s We didn't have time travel like you. It's weird how he tries to make something relatable to this guy That has nothing to do with it

And that also make it sounds like he knows nothing about the subject. He's talking about at the same time Right, I'm fucking real. It is a neat trick He's incredible. And then right after saying that the judges are terrible and they always get it wrong, he says this. So I like the human element of it. Like even if you have a robot on fire or whatever, I don't know, just like growing up, it's human.

You know what I mean? So for me, I like, I don't want a robot in sports. Like I want it to be human. And if they fuck off, they fuck up. You know what I mean? That's just me personally. Yeah. What did Tommy say?

Yeah. You just said just the opposite of that. What do you think Little League was like at his place? Yeah. A robot a part. Well, what he's talking about? I like a human. I like a human.

What he's talking about, Vinnie, is next year, MLB is going to incorporate the electronic strike zone. Yeah. And so they're calling it like a robot is calling balls and strikes. Okay. Is what he's saying there, but yeah, I know the way he says that. Like to see that robot strike.

Could you imagine? They're just not being treated fairly. Yeah, well, it's not the money. It's not the money that's the problem. Would that be smart? That's what starts the AI revolution. Yeah. We want dignity. I can just imagine the managers coming over and kicking dirt on the fucking lines. The thing looks like wallie and the robot's going, I literally can't get this wrong. I don't know what you're

arguing about. All right, that's kind of funny now. No, I'm just playing over and over my head. Tommy was so fighting a robot. You know, robot mothers are cut. I was fucking Tommy's crazy. That's hilarious. All right, you guys want to see an ad read? One of my favorite things that Tommy does is he cuts it to ads like just, I don't know where in the middle of a sentence.

Well, that's being a pro. Yeah, that's how you do it. things that Tommy does is he cuts it to ads like just I don't know where in the middle of a sentence. That's being a pro. Yep, that's how you do it. And this one is a bit clunky, I would say, from an ad copy stand, boy. Francis gone, got taken down and submitted and blessed in two minutes against John Jones. So that's just what I was talking about. You have to be able to wrestle and grapple at a super high level or else the guys at the top are just going to do what they want with this episode.

So sponsored by Z-Bodix What is Z-Bodix pre alcohol probiotic the Z-Bodix pre alcohol probiotic is a genetically engineered probiotic You drink before drinking alcohol to avoid that rough next morning get back to living your life It's like they were fucking with them when they wrote the head copy like oh, there's no way you don't say this See what happens. By the way, so he has like a web page. He tells people to go to and I'm like, because Kroge was here and we were talking about like his monster energy, ad read,

or one of the other like big national ones and Kroge went to the website and it didn't exist. Like, he's just like making this shit up. So I'm like, I wonder if this Z-biotics is a real thing. How much you want to bet he makes Z-biotics in a bathtub? Yeah, you're right. That's right. He did go to jail for selling like supplements and stuff like that. Oh. This could be his thing because check this out when I go to the website. Oh, there's something! Yeah!

Oh, nailed it. By the way, it's not only I think about it because Tommy recently got a DUI and he also has busted selling several bits like this is the perfect product for him for when you drink earth fluid Using the power of genetic engineering Z-biotics makes miserable more needs after drinking a thing over the past This is really written like it is a Tommy company to think of the past. This is really written like it is a Tommy company. It's not how humans communicate. It's in that he's single life.

Use code MSCS media. Check out for 15% of your first order. Currency of MSCS media. It's a repetitive motherfucker, isn't it? And there's a picture. There's a picture of... I got to get the probiotics, probiotics. When you're hungover, do you have trouble clipping on your hair? Sometimes you just can't get

it out of the peg. I picture a before the show like Darth Vader with the hair's like, it's chamber. All right, no more star was reverts as a promise So this is where I talk about where I say I don't make this shit Fucking the power of genetic engineering That here All right, so I don't think English is his first language. I Will you debat. The guy who thinks his name is Jackie the jokester It's hard to see the powers of genetic engineering. Well wait wait to hear this finally. Did you watch the boxing fight with

Jake Jake Jake and Logan next time and I'll go next time. That you see the Paul and Furry fight? Did you watch? I did watch that, yeah. Did you watch that boxing fight? I don't even know why he's interviewing this guy. This guy's a U of C fighter. He's like, hey, did you see that celebrity boxing match?

You know, I used to really like boxing. Yeah, I'm a boxing fighter. I don't love you to do that. His leg kicks. You guys do the leg kicks. Now, as we know, Tommy, that's a lot of different companies. He's got the light kicks. Now, as we know, Tommy has a lot of different companies. He's got the engineering firm, he's got the marketing firm, he's got all the netacagitive firms.

He's got, well, there's also an engineering firm too, that he has all sorts of things. It's hilarious. So he really picks up on the fact that Sean here has his own clothing line and Try to guess how smart Tommy thinks that is For this guy to have his own clothing line and like I saw you have your clothing line What got I think that was brilliantly smart because you see a lot of you know I can't place it wherever you know and with your popularity and you know you're different than everybody else

I mean I couldn't have been a better move what got you to start that and then you know, and with your popularity and, you know, you're different than everybody else. I mean, that could have been a better move. What got you to start that? And then, how much of a pain in the ass is it to develop it and pick what you want on there, and so on and so forth? Why does he assume it's a pain in the ass? Yeah, I know. He might have very little to do with it. I'm going to tell you one thing, Tommy.

Genetically engineering probiotics. It's a lot harder than fucking printed a t-shirt, yeah. Or having someone else do it. I was in the pan of the ass to put your logo on some clothing, it was made into Disha. It's actually not hard at all. I'm gonna do it.

It's a phone call. You sell hoodies, you are a genius, sir. You, sir. Really smart. Really at least smart to do that. So Tommy has a specific favorite from the sugar clothing line collection. I like the sweatsuit because you know, like for when you're home

and you're just hanging out because it's it's hard. I don't think a deed is to say I see everybody wearing this a deed is shit and everything else. Your sweatsuits comfortable as hell. And I you know when you're around the house, I appreciate that. Oh, sure it is. And that's sugarshop.co.

And you got everything. You got footwear, bottoms, coffee cups. You got everything on there. Oh yeah. I mean, that's awesome. You know, when I say that, no, not that it's anything for me, but I mean, I'm just proud of you

that you're not just fighting. It's funny. Like, you know, you're taking your name and like you're doing something with it and your coach who gave you the sugar, I mean, you can't forget that. He has trouble ending a sentence. Wow.

I'm totally shitting. And I feel like he was trying to do like a weird read or like plug for that. And it was not good. Well, he goes, I like the sweatsuit. It's so comfortable. Unlike those Adidas sweatsuits. Like sweatsuits are always comfortable.

What are you talking about? I'll tell you guys when I get home after a long day of broadcasting and genetic engineering, and I take off my human suit. I like to put out a sugar shack, John said, I love the bottoms. The bottoms are very comfortable. What the fuck?

It's insane. It's insane. All right, now, as I've mentioned many times, What the fuck? It's insane. It's insane. Everything's insane. All right. Now, as I've mentioned many times, Tommy finds the weirdest ways to ask questions. And Spoiler, the question he's about to ask him is what are your hobbies? Okay.

I'll watch the way he actually asks him this question. What's some of the things outside? I'm going to have all this in the description and it will pop up, you know, where this is at. But what are some of the things outside and we'll have all this in the description and it will pop up, you know, where this is at. But what are some of the things you like outside of training and fighting? I mean, I know you don't have much time, but when you do have time, you just need a break. What are some things that you like? So why do you say it's going to be the description? Like tell me your hobbies and we'll definitely put them in the show description so people know what you're into.

By the way, his answer to this was he likes to go outside and stretch He likes stretching outside in those scenarios. I want to don't ruin a farm. I'm just gonna read it Yeah, I know I checked the description. I wasn't out there. Oh So Tommy's a liar too. All right Yeah, I didn't know what he was talking about there But he has this weird thing and I've said this before too, but it's similar to Tommy Wissau from the room,

where there's just certain English words he doesn't know. Right. And so he fights these weird ways to, you know, you're my future wife instead of fiance. And Tommy does the same thing with like, you can't just like be like, what do you like to do outside of the ring? He really was a boxer.

Who knows? Well, I'm just saying like, this is the forum thing to me. I don't know. This whole thing could be scrambled brains. That's true. This whole thing could just be CTE. That's why he asked how I would have-

Call a flower brain. I mean, it would take a punch because it didn't work out well for me. Yeah, I've always wondered how do you take a punch. Yeah, I've never been able to- I always lean into it. Is that the wrong way to go? Yes. That's always the way to into it. Is that the wrong way to go?

I do observe the blow when I try to tire the other guy out I had to keep my arms down I'm gonna need those later. It does explain it Vinnie it does explain the anus face. Oh God. Yes Punch right in well, there's definitely been worked on there. There's definitely been worked on I don't know What a proud doctor that's a person or I don't know what did the work All right, so this is just a funny thing that he says is this is a quicky now We talked a lot about it a little bit before before but we talked a lot about it a little bit It's like Yogi bearer something on the sun Yogi bearer was retardedly profiled. Yes, correct. It's like Yogi Barrow or something on the side. Yogi Barrow is retardedly profound.

Yes, correct. That's the opposite. Yeah, good point. All right, so Tommy's gonna talk about the trolls because he's asking Sean if he has trolls and how he deals with that sort of thing. I know, he can't make this shit off but it's such a stuttering jab level question right here.

Just ignore, I, like I never read the comments. I turn them off. I turn them the fuck off. Because you know, some, yeah, because sometimes, like let's just say I went and read them, and usually I could care less, but maybe I'm having a bad day, and then I read some comment,

and then I'll change everything over some idiot that might be a robot or some fat ass guy. He's eating a big bag of potato chips and nut huggers that, you know, with a Harry belly. And here I am gonna change everything in the studio and everything. And here I am talking to you.

But because some fat ass said something in a comment and on a bad day, we'll get to me. So I just had to hell with it and turn them off. All I wrote was nice sweatshirt. Nice bottoms. I thought he was talking about you. Just because a fucking robot or some fat guy Sure. Yeah, nice bottoms. I thought he was talking about you. Oh, I know. Just cause a fucking robot or some fat guy with a hairy belly tells me my show sucks.

And then I go into a spiral, he's like, I'd never read it, but what I do, I totally freak out. It ruins my life. Never admit that. Wow, it's not a good idea. Well, here he is doing it. Can't put that toothpaste back in the tube though. You definitely cannot.

So another thing that Tommy likes to do, we've pointed out a few times, is he likes to talk about surveying people. And he always has like these weird numbers of people that he would need to survey. And it guesses that how many of those, not what percentage, how many of those people would say a certain thing.

Like if you bring in 100 female teachers. Yeah, and this is no exception. And I think if you put a hundred thousand people in here, we said, Hey, Sean lives in Arizona because it's nice and quiet and relaxed with older people that I bet you're one out of the hundred thousand would believe that. You know what I mean? Well, I see, was it with aliens? It always like abducting lots of people, you know? 100,000 people in here? I don't think I would fit. I don't know if it your house is. That seems insane.

No, we have an amazingly large cargo bay on the ship. They might. They might. I bet if we probed 100,000 people and then after that, ask them, they think that you live in Arizona for this reason. Would you like to be probed further? All right, guys, just unbelievable. Here's the last, what a fight.

Yes, I know. There's the last clip I have. And this is more, I just think it's funny, Sean's answer to this, because Sean is married and has a two and a half year old daughter. And this is his answer to the question about having a relationship. How hard does it have a relationship as a fighter?

My relationship with Danny has been, I've known her about eight years we've been together. It's better than not having someone. Wow! What a rigging endorsement! How are things with you and your wife? I mean, I guess it's better than being single. Ben with her for eight years? Yeah, she's scared. It's brutal.

I actually feel bad for her. What do you agree with that answer? What's like, well you have to find a woman who can take a punch. Yeah, I can take a leg case. All right. Guys, I wasn't going to do this, but my buddy, John Marlow, sent me over a video just like an hour ago.

And yesterday I went on a Tuky show. And what Tuky does is is Tookie watches Chad Zumak watching Mizoray Love's company. I can't remember the name of the show, but it's something like that. Tookie loves watching Munchark, loving Mizoray. Something like that. Sure.

Yes. Exactly. I'm a fan of Tookie. I love Tookie. I don't think he's a Haka Haka. I think he's great. Carter says it's Haka Haka, I believe, is the problem. Haka Haka. I think he's great. Cardiff says it's Haka Haka, I believe, is the prop.

Haka Haka! Chad had a weird day yesterday. When he was watching Mizuo's company, things are getting fucked up around there. It's time to mock. Zuma. So basically, Chad came out and said, because he's been going after people's families,

as you know, I mean, that was the thing with Stilta, was he immediately went to the ex-wife and the kids and the divorce and the pregnancy and cheating and April and all this stuff, it's like all family stuff. And now he's doing it to Bob Levy. And I don't know if Chad said this or if Kevin just thinks this, but Kevin was saying, Chad thinks that he's untouchable.

He doesn't have a family, so he doesn't have kids, so we can't go after him. So now he doesn't have a reputation. Right, exactly. You can't get up. Which by the way, there's the Dijkstra defense here. Yes, and by the way, this week, there's talk of attorneys now watching

and defamation cases coming down the pike. It's like really turning into Southern John, a little bit. You know, dude, we called him on time. That's like really turning into Southern John I will you know dude we called it. I'll never be stuttering John I'm not like stuttering John well here you fucking are threatening lawsuits dude. Good job right way to go Less than a year it took now what Kevin's doing is Kevin is saying are you want to be a mud shark? I will out mud shark the mud shark. So Kevin is literally calling Chad's friends. He called up Jim Brewer because they have a show tonight together.

Oh no. And so he called up Jim Brewer to tell Jim what a piece of shit Chad is. He called up Godfrey to tell him that Chad was doing a show with Gino and Godfrey hates Gino and thinks he's a racist. So Kevin's like doing everything, he kept doing like ruined this guy's life.

Okay, I saw a video this afternoon. I believe it was Carlos Danger put it out. Oh God. And it was the clip of Chad getting a phone call on his live stream from Godfrey and taking it. Correct. And that was the most cringy thing I think I've seen on the internet.

Oh, it did not go well for him because Chad's on there watching the show is Kevin's talking about how he talked to this guy. The guy Chad's going, what? What the fuck? He's pulling on his phone. He's doing damage to Charlie. Who could this be? I got to put some fires out, shit. So this is immediately after he hangs up the phone with God free in this guy Dante, who was also on the call. And this is what he says.

I got a text brewer and I got to put that fire out too. All right. All right, bud. See you guys. See you, Dante. Hey, that's what the love. Jesus Christ. I mean, this guy's fucking insane. Ah, I don't know if I want to do this show anymore.

Could you come over here and you know what I mean? It's gonna be a man. Women at some point want you to be a man You got chance having a bad day right there. You could say he's like I don't know if I want to do the show That was the most defeated I've ever heard. Yeah, I know. It's just like Jesus Christ and What Kevin's doing right now? I think it's going too far, but I mean fucking Chad started it for sure I mean Chad, you know, even though he doesn't understand what the word mud shark means He definitely was the guy who's just like,

I will do anything to fuck with people. I don't give a shit. There are no rules to this. So it's like, okay, well, you're gonna make some enemies who also feel there's no rules to this. Heard about how many fucking times have I said it to you? You live by the sword, you die by the sword. This is what happened. This is exactly what happened. So I'm just kind of scrolling through to some interesting points in this video.

So again, this is a very defeated Chad. This is exactly what happened. So I'm just kind of scrolling through to some interesting points in this video. So again, this is a very defeated Chad. I don't know if I can do this show anymore. Kevin, going on this route and lying and trying to get people canceled and going after civilians, going after Ken Maska. I mean, I'm serious. Like it's, if this is how he plays,

he goes this dirty, almost muddy. He turns on people. I mean, he'm serious like it's if this is how he plays he goes this dirty Almost muddy he turns on people. I mean, he just I literally had to put out two fires because of this guy There's where's the comedy there's no fun. There's nothing. There's no Yeah, Chad does not realize he's describing himself in every single way He's like dumbfounded by this like I can't believe that Kevin's not even having fun with this He's not even trying to make jokes. He's just trying to actively ruin my life. He's like, dumbfounded by this. I can't believe that Kevin's not even having fun with this. He's not even trying to make jokes. He's just trying to actively ruin my life. It's like, Chad, you don't know that you've done the exact same thing and are actively doing that to people.

Really? You know, dude. This is, I can't even believe we're sitting here watching that. That, no. And the fact that the self awareness still hasn't kicked in this is a damage dude. He's a dummy He's a dumb idiot Now he's got to do damage control with Brewer. We're behind New Z-Man. Don't let him win I mean can you believe like I'm gonna tell Brewer tomorrow how he was making fun because Brewer's a big family guy He's all about family and kids. I'm gonna tell him how they were making fun of my nine-year-old brother. We got run over by

a car. What do you say about my mom? I go, this is who Kevin Brunnan is and I'm going to show him the video. So Kevin, it all backfired, all of it. I'm telling someone's going to be a little tattle tell. He also used backfired properly. Yeah, that's how you figured it out. You're right. What a crazy thing to say. You know what, Kevin, I'm gonna tell Brewer what you did. You told him what I did. I'm gonna tell what you did. He's so mad at you.

Do you think Jim Brewer gives a fuck about it? He wants nothing to do with this. Like, I mean, hey, Kevin, been a long time since I taught you. Chad's a fucking idiot. I can only imagine like just the like what Kevin said to Jim Brewer, what that phone call was like. Oh, sorry.

I just remember that Jim Brewer was like the biggest Mets fan in the world. So he's like, Chad's made a piata. What is that supposed to make you? Oh, no, we love piata. What are you talking about? And I mean, as much as I love seeing Chad get his shit, you know, just whatever dude, you fucking did it to yourself Chad.

Yeah, it's getting crazy. It's definitely beyond show at this point. It's beyond show business at this point. It's like these people are very angry at each other. And there's a muppet who watches it and broadcast. And I permiss mild, I'm talking to him. You were like the fucking John Denver on that shit. Yeah.

All right, so here's more of Chad's gonna tell on Kevin. I don't know, Tuky, do you think Chad's upset? But, you know, it's interesting, these saying there's gonna backfire on Kevin. I don't think Kevin cares about his relationship with Jim Brewer. If anything, to your point, Chris, if anything, I can see Jim Brewer just being like, I don't want any part of this. I don't want to be in the middle of this. So I'm just going to stop working with Chad.

You know, it's like, okay, Kevin's going to be just shit. And he says you're a piece of shit. Okay, I just don't want to deal with that. I'm just going to stop being asked to open for me or not an opener at all. Cause it's not like he's selling extra tickets. Jim Brewer's going to sell out regardless of who's the opener. So I don't know how many clubs Chad is actively playing down there. It sounds like there's just one that's like booking him a lot.

And you know a lot, but yeah. Yeah. So once that shit starts happening at the club, then it's gonna be fucking a real problem because then they're just in a distance themselves from him. And that's probably not gonna be good either. A lot of clubs already have. Yeah, wow.

Yeah, all right. Well, here's more of clubs already have. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. All right. Well, here's more of a title tell Chad the hate train. Yeah. Let's do the fucking hate train. I mean, that's just I'm going to tell Brewer. I'm going to play this for him tomorrow. I'm going to tell him. Kevin is a. Him and Bob leave your guy making fun of a.

We can find my nine year old brother that was killed, my mom, Connor, a whore, she deserved it. I'm gonna tell him everything that Kevin's doing. And it's called backfire, Kevin. It's all gonna backfire, bro. So I guess my question to Chad here is, what do you think Brewer is going to do that Kevin's gonna be like,

shit, I shouldn't have done that. I hear Jim Brewer is a very, very nice guy. He's one of the next to skies ever, yeah. Yeah, and so's quarantine and I think they're gonna go, all right, Chad, I'm sorry buddy, I love you. It's okay, pal. And they're gonna be nice to him because here's the thing, even Levy said it. I mean, I've been live following this more so than I followed anything.

I followed this closer than I followed Stuttering Judge. I'll tell you real quick, I had a conversation with Shulie the other day and we were talking about how crazy this is all getting. And I'm like, I'm part of the problem because I'm glued to this. This is the greatest soap opera I'm broadcasting ever. And I'll be back on MLC this Tuesday. Depending on, we know if I piss anyone off today with what I'm saying hopefully not because I'm looking forward to going back on there I downloaded chance and tell your rap sheet it cost me $30 to get every single thing that's happened $30 in paper

Yeah, this I didn't print it. Oh, that kind of money All 32 pages double-sided color. That's more than 32. Oh, it's a real... Yeah, it's like the Ratchee's. Jesus Christ. Well, Levi was saying the other day, something like, you know, he would just get on the phone and like, cry about his problems to people and like, guilt them and make them feel bad. That's what he's going to do to prove or that's what he's going to do to everybody.

I'm so don't want to do... Yeah, he's a pathetic sad sack. Yeah. So, the tough guy act is, it's all it is, isn't act. It's all an act. And you can tell during this episode he's visibly shaking, he's very hurt. He's like, hey man, you're fucking with my livelihood.

Tell that to Aaron Imholt. Chad, just fly high. If I recall the health department showing up to dabble con, after dabble con, if I recall the fucking police in the health department showing up to Dabblecon after Dabblecon, if I recall, the fucking police in the mayor's office being contacted before Dabblecon. Yeah, now let's get, I recall. He's a piece of shit.

All right, so then he brings Gino on the show. Now if you recall, we played Gino destroying Chad on his own show. He, in an artful way. In a perfect way, Chad didn't have a thing to say. He didn't know what to do. He in an artful way. In a perfect way. Chad didn't have a thing to say. He didn't know what to do. He didn't know how to handle Gino.

He had no answers for him. So now Chad has realized, next time I bring Gino on, I gotta be the loud tough guy who's controlling the show. I'm sorry I'm having Gino out God for you, but I gotta go because Gino's coming on. I don't.

Oh, you fucking fun. Happy. All right, here we go. go related. Yeah, he said it twice He's saying Look at how bad he is hold on he has no idea how to bring Geno on and all right Yeah, you have to report that stuff because what if he has to watch it and it's on record? You know, you get a restrained right friend. Return it down. Yeah.

Chad, figure it out. What's going on? You've had a week. Tell me one thing I lied about before I lay into you for you. The fucking week fucking host you fucking are. Now tell me what I lied about. you had a week to think of it I didn't think about it at all That's not funny because this is what I'm telling you fucking let me X out of this and no and then you have those two fucking guys

Call in who I've never said anything racist about I could fire you to fucking find one clip of me saying anything bad about Godfrey other than a joke I'd make about anyone else shut the fuck up and don't have no for 20 Don't use that kind of word on the stream. Yeah Tough guy Chad now is just like oh not I'm not on my watch. You don't talk to me like that. Yeah, not on my show, dude Bye, all right, so Chad you know why he that? I know exactly why he just did that, so he could go back to Godfrey, so I threw him right off. Well, Ryan, except he brings him right back.

Oh, no! Yes. So if you aren't following this, Godfrey is pissed at Geno for something that, and this is how I'm understanding this, if I'm wrong, I'm sure Geno will text me. How many times have to say that? After I say this, someone said,

will text me and tell me I'm a ditty. I just play that stupid disclaimer from the other show. Yeah, I know, I'm really sure these are not facts people. But basically, Godfrey's pissed at Geno because he thinks that he said something very racist about Godfrey. And I believe Chad doesn't want to told him that. And Geno's whole point is I didn't. And you got to stop lying to these people to get them to hate me, because it's fucked up. And so, this is more, when he brings Geno back,

this is kind of a funny exchange right here. It was, but I'm not now, obviously, unless you don't like your own fucking show, it's enough to listen to it, because you're so fucking bad at this. So again, let's walk through. Let's read your text. Actually, I don't, yeah, I just wanted to play that.

You're so fucking bad at this. He really is just terrible and podcasting. Dude, he just looks to play that you're so fucking bad at this. He really is just terrible and Podcasting dude, he just looks like a fucking toad. Yeah, he just looks like a squirmy fucking toad in this All right, so a couple more things I want to scroll through and find the fucking frogman of Ohio right there. Yep Allies we're all done He's a He'll do whatever he wants daddy do how we do. Yeah, daddy does what he wants you cut me loose whenever you want but Sounds good. Bye

It's just guys insane. I don't have any allies. We're all done. Yeah, no shit. He's a cock. He's on. Fuck him We're done we're fucking done I don't have time for any of these psychopaths Jesus Christ did Chad think he was a friend is causing problems with everybody I don't know who would want to go on Kevin show it this one look what he does look what he does I know one person yeah Yeah, I'm looking far to it. I don't really need to piss him off. So probably why? Yeah, the fact that Chad's yelling, I don't have any allies. Well, yeah, no shit, buddy. You fucking piss off everyone. Everyone you come in contact with and not in a fun way. In a very vengeful, like ridiculous way that you go at people and fuck with them.

A couple weeks ago you said, I think this is him hitting rock bottom. Yeah. This might be rock bottom. It's tough. I feel like this is like worst than the last one we watched. It might be because again, he doesn't want to do this, I mean, where he wants to get out of this game. I miss so many super chats today. I apologize, and I appreciate everybody that...

Ah, man, I don't even know what to... This was a terror, I don't even know if I want to do this anymore. I really don't. If Kevin's gonna go around trying to get me fired from gigs... Yeah, it sucks, that's not a chat! It sucks if people do that kind of thing! You know what really sucks, Chad? You're fucking unemployable, dude.

You're just fucking toxic, assats, dude. That unemployable, dude. You're just fucking toxic assets, dude. That's all you are. You have done it to your fucking self. And to sit there and realize I don't want to do this, you know what's dawning on them right there? I got nowhere else to go. Yeah, he's like, I don't want to do this anymore. What did you want to do?

Yes. Because you're out of options, buddy. Yeah. Unless you're not. And you're not even reading material. Unless you're not. You're not. You're not creating material. Creating at the Walmart. Yeah, this is not going to go well for Chad.

So, um, anyway, I just wanted to give you a quick update. He had a bad week this week and things are getting a little fucking crazy. But I don't see spend great, but it's great. Yeah, it's been fun. I mean, like I said, I'm glued to it, but I do think that like everyone needs to fucking take a step back and because Well, there's a lot of things going on They're getting people involved in it that shouldn't be involved in any of this like let's just leave it to the comedians

Well, let's just keep it fun and funny What we're watching is people violating the WATP prime directive Observe it reports. That's it. Correct. They are violating this and we're watching it and it's fascinating to watch. But it shows what happens. Exactly correct. This is the cautionary tale.

You lose control of it and Chad goes real hard at Chrissy and Aaron and Geno and then he's like, I can't believe no one wants to be my friend and everyone's trying to fucking ruin my life. You can't? You didn't know that was gonna happen? He thought it was fun when he was fucking with other people's livelihood of course oh yeah that's he's the munchark yeah he's wearing a fucking his own merchandise he's wearing his munchark hat the

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oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, my, oh my, oh or whoever. I don't know who sent it to me. I have no idea. But, Opia's taking this down. I wait a second. I'm like, wait, wait, wait. Why am I saying so much?

Uh, Opia's taking this down off the internet. I think he's a bit embarrassed. He got a real big super chat from Nicholas here and he got real excited about it. But Nick, if the money holds, I don't know if you you take money back. I have no idea how this works But if it holds you are now officially the super chat champion on

Yeah, for a few reasons You're my champ. He's fucking advocate on book holy shit, oh Holy shit, Ope. Holy shit. And you know, it's even a picture of a black guy. I mean, there's so many clues here. Come on, Ope. So not this dog.

I'm trying to be diplomatic here. Yeah. Because here's the deal. Yeah. Ope and Cardiff, my other co-host, our pals. Yes, I do. And there's lots of talk about the officer coming and doing subreddit surfing with us.

I agree. But here's the thing I want to say, okay, if this gets back to OPI, OPI, I'm not making fun of you. Even you have to a bit, it's fucking hysterical, dude. It's hysterical, you fucking screwed up and it's funny. That's it, we're presented, you fucking up. And all I can do is react to what I see

and Jesus Christ did. And he did not know I was gonna play this. And also it doesn't end there. Stargolf champion. Thank you, Nick Gerp for the $400. I was having a slow day and you came through. Holy crap. You see my eyes are at we ain't going anywhere.

It's not a slow day anyway, are at we ain't going anywhere. It's not slow to anyone. We ain't going anywhere. I'm shocked at this knit girl. Thank you very much. But I'm just, don't go spending all that money like a Nicholas girl now, Opie. Gonna keep that on the screen because you are officially the super chat champion. And you put a number up there. I don't think people are gonna be to be honest with you.

So I would be saying Nick Gers, name for a very long time. Thank you, Nick. I appreciate it. Oh, Pete, come on. It's four times. You know what? Maybe it does have a future in cop-out media. We see the direction your show is going. maybe does have a future cop-out media.

We see the direction your show is going. And we like it. Four times. Holy shit. And he left it on the screen. Don't get mad at Carl for this. That was you, dude. That was you. That was you, buddy.

Seriously, holy shit. Now that we're done talking about Opie we can bring on your co-host here. Hey, Cardiff. Oh, hello. What'd you think about that, Clip? You see that before? A cease-intorcist. Yep.

Sounds good. We in meet-up we talked about it on the show yesterday. Oh, you did. Oh, you dressed it. He brought it up. Okay. We also may have gotten a couple super chats from Mike Hunt. Yeah, it's a little safer. Yeah. That's a safer name. Right.

No, he did he did address it. He addressed that he got got. Yeah. But he did say he had to pull that one down. He did down. Well, that one on on YouTube for very long. Yeah. Oh, he's got his wits about him. Yes. That was that was a smart move. Not leaving that up for very long. Yeah, he's got his wits about him. Yes, that was a smart move. Not leaving that up for very long, but you left up a little too long apparently. All right. For whoever it was, that sent that. Whoever it was, he's on that line.

Wait, wait, I don't want to imply, I don't want to play myself here. It wasn't me. It might have been a potato, might have been a man. It might have been, we don't know. We don't know might have been a man. It might have been we don't know we don't know Okay You already said it was All right you guys ready to catch an alien I mean I feel like we're warmed up now

Yes, we've got a lot of Tommy stuff. I hope I didn't steal your thunder. I was thinking I didn't I haven't watched it yet I was I was about to pull I was gonna pull a to catch an avar or alien from that episode so I'm glad I'm watching that. I was about to pull. I was gonna pull to catch an avalan from that episode. I'm glad I didn't. Okay, good. I went back to the same character from Wednesday. Beautiful. Let's check it out. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an avalan.

Sounds good. You sound good. I feel like you're feeling better now, Kurt. Have you 100% now, buddy? 97. 97. 97alien. Sounds good. You sound good. I feel like you're feeling better now, Kurt. Have you 100% now, buddy? 97. 97.34. Yes. Good. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Vinnie? Yeah. Hi, Vinnie. Hey, buddy. So I'm rid of surfing Wednesdays at eight. It's okay. I read it surfing Wednesdays at eight. It's okay.

And it's always been like, you have a blockage in your heart chakra and I'm like, like how much more work do I need to do in my heart chakra? Like, why is this not working? And in now it makes sense. If there's a toxic bag that is in that area, like how is that, you know, it's just crazy. It's amazing, you know, you have your story with your breasts. Then they're about ready to open up this guy and do open heart surgery.

And it's to me, they know, they know that they can't possibly not know, but they're getting kick-ups from this or big pharma comes in and says, look, you have to do this or we're not going to give you this or the above. The people above that. How can a doctor at that level not know, hey, if you take, I'm just using this as an example, you know, if you go to V to activate it, dot life of vantage, dot com and get the NAD and get the N RF to and this and that, you know, we don't have to

cut you open and, uh, you know, you might die. Like as if they don't know that or they don't want to know it, you know, one of the two. And now that you have this, you've got your mind has to be blown because you're seeing the stories in real time. It happened to you. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Here are your choices number one What do you think is up with these doctors? Be I mean COVID what would you have done? To save us

Three I'm sick and tired of unnecessary surgery. Next, I'm just saying it's no coincidence that some of the biggest pharma companies started in Germany during the war. me during the war. It is no coincidence. Lastly, we need to start thinking outside the box from inside the box to catch an alien. Oh, brilliant again, as always. All right, so there's a couple here that I like, and I think I'm gonna go with lastly, outside the box from inside the box, is gonna be my answer here.

What do you think, Vinnie Paulina? Well, you know, if the theme of today's episode is lacking in self-awareness, I wanna go with unnecessary surgery, but I gotta agree with you. I actually think it is, lastly outside the box of inside. Yeah, unnecessary surgery gotta agree with you. I actually think it is lastly outside the box of it. Yeah, unnecessary surgery was my original answer.

All right, so you're going with the same one. You know what? Unnecessary surgery. All right, unnecessary surgery. All right, very good. I produced a crest. What do you think, buddy? Here's what I've been doing.

I marked it before you go and I did put in five or lastly. All right, that's. And you know what, it probably won't be that one. And because the reason why I picked it is because it's something that I don't think Cardiff would think of But I don't get credit enough credit He might have thought of that and put that in there because it's so stupid and ridiculous It is something that's how he would say you know what it would be you're absolutely right It does sound like completely out of left field it's him and you should give card if more credit

I should give more credit. He does a very good job for us out here Is he in the shower? Yeah, he does a great job on here Someone rinsing you off get a great to put you the other Potato scrubber both the good brush Oh, it is Saturday afternoon This you've got your mind has to be blown because you're seeing the stories in real time. It happened to you. What do you think is up with

these doctors like a literal like ready to open up a guy for heart surgery? Like really? Open your eyes when we got us. There's alternatives. You know, you know, one of the thing is to I mean, most people, some people, they they want to quick

fix, right? So quick fix, right? So a quick fix, they think, okay, well, let me have just surgery and then I'm gonna continue to do that. Yeah, I'm gonna quick fix. And, you know, don't go surgery. I'm not gonna kill, right? I'll get to start it. Yeah, that's the way you have been. I just want the easy thing. It's amazing. Even as guest has an aynis face. Yeah. What is she like a witch doctor or something, Karen? She was a former model who has like this life, it really is a quick fix magic pill. She's selling here, she's got something.

That makes sense. So Hulk is focused, she's trying to sell to other women. Okay. If you're gonna continue your life the way you have been that led you to where you are. Wow. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the heart shockers to catch an alien brought to you by subreddit surfing Wednesdays at eight on YouTube. Subscribe today. Hi, Vinny. Are they already subscribed?

You subscribed. You're gonna stop the cows. Yeah, he's on my side of the cows, he's subscribed a bunch of more times. Thank you. All right, good job, Cardiff. I don't know how you came up with that. I should give you more credit.

Okay, you want a fun fact? Yes, please. I always love your fun facts. Outside the box from inside thehmm. That was a Tommy line He did say that is it's funny. I feel like I've heard that was before that's why it felt like it was such a Tommyism I heard it and there was no clip around it that I could make a game out of but I wrote that one down and I knew one day I was gonna be missing one and I would throw that one in You would work it got all of us. I feel like somehow Tommy's actually been in that situation, like trapped in a box,

trying to figure shit out, you know. Tri-quarter wasn't working. Yeah, that's something. And he was the smarts. You got to think outside the spaceship. I mean, the box. Oh, this one. I don't know, I don't know, I'm space aliens called a spaceship.

Now I think about it. That probably wouldn't be their word for it. It's a ship. Not everything begins with space. What is that a road car? Yeah, that probably wouldn't be their word for it. Yeah ship that everything begins with space What is that a road car? Yeah, it's my road car All right, what have we done today guys? I feel like we've done it all we talked about sounds like a cult which I'm glad to see People are whizing up that that shows socks fucking socks Christian blatt This show has been like the Edward show because you got the A's announcer

They're trying to say the Negro League So it's so insane you got five in today. We got five now. We're killing it Robot or not wants to change the language because it's very problematic Tab over on here's what I don't get has his cats fighting during the show. We had Tommy from MSCS Media who used to be a boxer wondering how you train for getting hit. Mud shark loves misery was having a miserable time on his show this week. Oh, he got tricked to say very naughty word four times in our own. So you know what that means it's time for everyone's

favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts, which we will be recording on Wednesday at 5 p.m. Trucker Andy is back with us and we've got a fun one for you. We're rolling. We're rolling that we are Hi, oh Now your mic is on are we good? No. Yeah, we're good now Welcome to serial killers. Woo!

Today's Monday May 1st. May 1st, wow. At the beginning of Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. AAP I'm on. That's right. Welcome to it. Yes. I don't have any AAP, cereals. AAPI.

Yes, but it is a carefully curated episode. Carefully incurated. So welcome aboard. Scott likes to always do in every episode. He curates every episode. So let's give him a round of applause. I mean I try I gotta go higher. You're I want to be in the same level as you okay?

So there's your chair wait, but you don't have any rounds of applause in there because this one this is another stupid band box I'm not a one. Why do you keep getting these from where is a show called serial killers? About breakfast serial does that show have a muppet too? Yes, every show has a muppet now. Tuky's not the first. He just jumped up the bed wagon. Fuck was that other guy in there? That was the worst.

This is a show suggested by our buddy Alex, gangrenously put this in the discord review section. And for some reason, I just, I trust that guy. When he says, check this out, I go, I will, sir. I will check out serial killers. And so Andy, we'll be talking about that on the very next episode. Vinnie Paulino, thank you so much for coming over

and doing the show with me today. Always fun. And thank you for trying to help me fix my tech problems someday. Someday I'll get it right, maybe. You are on the creep off. Mondays at 1 p.m. along with your very handsome co-host.

We have some wheelspin in the day. Brian Johnson? We have some wheelspin in the day of 1 p.m. along with your very handsome co-host. We have some wheel spin in the day. Brian Johnson. We have some wheel spin in the day of this Monday. Yeah. Yeah. We certainly do. One of us will be spinning the wheel consequences because it is a 4-4 draw. If you want to vote for Carl, find our subreddit, the creep off subreddit, and you'll find a poll right there. If you want to see Carl do the little Carl consequence, we asked to walk around with his little wicked Ewok everywhere he goes for a week. That's not necessarily what I'm going to spin Vinny, but I am going to church tomorrow. That is in the books.

I'm headed to the church tomorrow, the mega church with the full band and the whole thing, smoke machines. I'm excited. I'm actually kind of happy to hear that. I know. It's going to be fun. If you want to go, I can make a room for you. Hard pass.

Hard pass. Hard pass. So, to the creep off, then of course, you have subreddit surfing. New night Wednesdays. Now you guys are on Wednesdays, 8 PM. We have a good guest lineup for this Wednesday. I'm excited. The only thing I don't like about the Wednesday thing

is like, Cardiff comes on my show on Wednesdays and then he'll, I feel like he wants to get the fuck out of there to go do subreddit surfing. He does. Yeah, but nothing's changed. Everybody knows subreddit surfing is way more fun. Yeah. Yes.

Sure is. But as you are now the lead up as we discuss. Yes. Right. Yeah. I'm your lead up. Open in for me. Subreddit surfing.

Gotta have that mediocre feature. Ah, people with that lighter. That's Carl's rule. So that's mine. That is my theory on it. All right. Well, thanks again, Benny. Cardiff?

Well, I was just going to say we just figured it'd be easier to schedule producer Chris to move make the move Okay, you steal my producer now, huh? Oh, man Chris will be so good on that show Seems like he's sorry out the door Well, it's nothing to do with it. Please join us again next time I might be that so we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? He ball every pony. Party in the must this of morning radio. I know to show these both right now.

Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. So I sent a link to Mary Beth looks like she did not make it today. Hannah told me she would be here today for sure. And so I texted her this morning and she said oh I'm actually we're driving to the Braves game today. You didn't know that? Fuck the Braves. Would you just figure that's a long drive for her?

She didn't know that that's what she's gonna be doing. She's driving? Good thing you have your old faithful over here, huh? Yes, thank you, Cardiff. I don't know if you have any reviews, but first we got to listen to some net news coming your way. Internet news. Internet news with Lucy Taipox. From Discord, Rooster Chimes in on Sophia and Baylon.

I can already tell this is going to be confusing to jerk off too. REC makes a point. Anyone who says, You don't deserve me at my best if you can't take me at my worst or whatever is a real fucking bitch. Never seen a bigger red flag. Dylan from somewhere notices Chad's drunken wink and riffs. Popeye the mud shark man. Go go gadget wing notes a parallel to sad Chad.

Stuttering John does the same shit. He's just stuttering John. Except Stut Joe owned homes and had a loving family at some point. Not Uncle Sammy Poo calls Zee Muck, even Ralph Light, Racco Pines, now that Ethan Ralph is about to die, hopefully Chad can step up, Japanese fart enthusiast points out, even if Mike Morris did apologize, who would notice? From Facebook to Ma's Rights, Stuttering John is Trashing Bob Levy and it's the best

thing ever. And, Reedwee Stutt, Joe. It's amazing that bomb never got past at the seller with a classy bit of eating blue cheese dressing out of a girl's caboose. And the comments, bomb Levy is pretty awesome. That's why no John didn't come up with it. Judge Hardgrove? The funniest thing Opie ever said was Jim Norton was never funny. Scott Stokes? The MIRTH master is pathologically unfunny. You'd think by accident he would be funny a few times because FYI he's been DOING radios since he was 18! And over at YouTube Ben Shares, Baylon being an elementary school teacher

is the reality show I want to see, or a televangelist. Gatti Daddy says, so nice of Baylon's Tourette's to pause so she could make her long-winded saliliquies uninterrupted. It's like if Kevin Smith wrote it, Mastin Dune, someone gets Sophia a...

Oh, but Chris Pulitz, I would love to see the Baylon and Stuttering John interview. Monty Mann, whoo, wind up, fuck Hunter. Smartest thing said in the whole show. And from Reddit, Business Beetle plays us out with Carl in the backyard. Please let me take the car to run some errands. Jennie, that doesn't work for me. I need you to do husbandly things. Man, that Crouter video that poor woman didn't know which way was up she was just picking up the dog

leash walkie towards the door walkie towards the dog that was hard to watch. That was hard to watch and like I said at the time I don't like playing videos of things when people aren't trying to broadcast themselves but he knows he has a ring camera there. Yeah. You know and I'm not saying he wanted that to get out or anything like that but he knows he's being ring camera there. You know, and I'm not saying he wanted that to get out or anything like that, but he knows he's being filmed. He's treating his wife like complete garbage. It's like that could happen to you if you treat someone like shit. And you also shouldn't treat your co-host like shit because it will backfire Carl.

Oh, I thought you were talking about Crouter. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Oh, I thought he was talking about me. Yeah, okay. It's, I was listening to the Blind Mic project today, and they were playing,

oh, Brian Kellen is one of the comics that's replaced Dave Landau. Really? Yeah, on Alder's Crowder, you got Jim Brewer, Brian Kellen, and Nick DePolo. Get the fuck out of here, really? But they're not all on there at the same time.

Okay. They do different stints and things like that. But there was a reference to the light to Brian Kellen on the show. Oh no. Like he said, as Brian Kellen started to say something, Crowder goes light and then as he's like reaching over to press the button.

So that's not gone away. That didn't embarrass him enough that people pointed this out. It's the light, the only language comedians understand. It's true. Yeah, really. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You're over. You're done. All right. Do we have any new reviews to read? Cardiff? No new reviews, but I did pull up best of if you're interested. All right. Proper grammar is hard. A podcast making fun of podcasts, but the host can't spell or form coherent sentences half the time. Hmm. What show is that about?

Who are these ponds? Oh, what weird. I thought they were about some other show, some other host. Nope, they're talking about sheep. You retarded jackal. They're talking about you. Is that a one-star card of? It is.

It's so predictable with you. So predictable. So everybody, get some reviews in. Yeah, review the show, please. Yeah, we haven't gotten as many reviews lately. So please review the show. We like to read those reviews. Should all over us, but give us a five star.

When you do that, let's hear some voice mailers. Three to five star. Hey, Carl, or whatever intern is listening to this, I admit the old streaming Carl, I've got to hear him today. I was just listening to the conversation there about the argument with these guys copying you or you're copying them or you're both copying from each other you've got back the screaming carol love

that yelling out yell it out Carl. We love it. All right. See, I told you everyone loves a night out. Guys for Jenny. We have no she hates it. We haven't heard from Paco in a minute, but he is, he's back. Hey, it was so cold. This is Paco. I just wanted to congratulate you on 400 episodes.

Yeah, did you get any relations on your 400 episodes, man? Thanks, Paco. You know what I'm saying? All right, later. Yes, I know what you were saying. A month ago, I was like, he called back again. Yeah, what's up, Carlos? It's just a Paco. You know, I'm sorry, I haven up, Carl? This is a hot taco.

You know, I'm sorry, I didn't have a little interest in a lot lately, but I am catching up. I just passed up to 400, as you could tell from a last voicemail. Maybe if you can go back and retroactively add that to the voicemail segment of episode 400, I would greatly appreciate that. You know, kind of just put it in between one of the other voicemails or you know I don't know anyway shut out to Andy I think I think you were thinking the former trucker now which is a happily disappointing for me you know what I'm saying? I thought I thought me and Andy was was coke drivers for the rest of our life

Oh, no, I thought we were just truck drivers for the rest of our life You know, I thought we were gonna hang out and and switch trucks and stuff like that I'm gonna touch trust. I'm gonna do some docking with Andy. Yeah. For Paco, thought Andy would ride or die. Not the case Paco, sorry buddy, but they're checking back in. It's been a minute. I was supposed to do his show a while back.

I wonder if he still has a show. I think we're asking him to do. Hey Carl, if you don't learn how to use your pop filter appropriately, I'm gonna fly to Rochester, I'm gonna pop Vini in the ass, and I'm gonna make you watch the video. Fuck you. You're mad at my pop filter, you're literally out of the airplane. Would you please learn how to use the pop filter, please? For great sake.

Yeah. Learn how to use the pop filter. I'm gonna dog in this right now. It's all the same. Yeah, I do. Yeah. So, yeah, thanks for calling me while you're mowing your lawn, sir. I really appreciate that complaining about my noise.

It was, is your neighbor? That's what you're upset about here. I don't care who fucks you in the ass. I do. I know. Cool. You ever yelled on somebody's voice mail and your buddy's voice mail? A lot of fun. No, I haven't done that, but maybe I will now. That's pretty funny idea. I like it.

Measily amused, can I say? Oh, Carl. After listening to 406, I finally realized what I was talking about fucking bailing the priest. What do you hate about bailing? The fact that she just interjects. 24%

And she doesn't even fucking comment with anything fucking instructive. It's literally just fucking random nonsense. Oh my god, a retarded person's mouth. This guy's a doctor. It's just infuriating But oh that's about it Carl. Okay, goodbye. He doesn't like bail because she has to rats I guess That's why I like it's why I like her But you know without that she's going to be spouting that bullshit and People are still gonna think she's interested. Hey Kevin Brennan caught into the show. That's always exciting. Oh You know that you fucking pay out

During the cabinetanae Prussia just fine. I think that was one of Tab's cats. She says people are extra drug this week. You all like it to the show. It's really insane. When is your gonna be more for a new girl pics? Because I'm on that monthly subscription and I'm on subscribe and there is in my picks because what the fuck is the point? What we bought a show sir?

Yeah, I come for the bonus show stay for the review girl picks maybe I'll get Cardiff I'll get Cardiff. I'll get some tonight, Don. Yeah, sorry, thank you. I appreciate it. Oh, this is a longer one, but I think it's worth it. K-dog, C-man, Deluxe, out on the left coast. I'm K-dog in your C-man.

Yeah, yeah. I'm worried about this Mike Morris, what a hole. This guy's out there. First a month ago or so he's defending Epstein he's saying that the conspiracy theory that the vaccine that I've built the back sky visited it 20 times and it's all a misunderstanding then Monday on the show truly just in the middle of a conversation says well you're a pedophile. No reaction.

They just keep on talking. Tuesday, this guy is really out there. He says, elephant hits and treat me just out of the blue. Nobody mentions the thing. And then also, this guy is supposed to be kind of left-winger, I think. I don't know what he does. But he's fat-bowwick. That's't know what he does but he's he's fat phobic

that's for sure because the other day he said I look at these fat people and I don't even know how they walk so let's keep an eye on this this character he's wacky show's been fired thanks later thank you buddy wow I didn't realize that he was pro upsteam this mic more wow that's kind of a fucking step to get around that's kind of a fuck you don't want that to get around that's kind of a fucked up stance also I don't know why he would be fat phobic unless he's mad at himself oh guess who called into the show this is the first I believe COVID-19 what yeah Cardiff knows this guy but now it's less busy so Cardiff familiar with this first shoot COVID-19

the had to inspect the fucking potato, you know, had to knock him down back to his fun. Hang on, this is a trick. Don't call me back. Unless you want COVID. All right, do go after Howard. Yeah, come on, COVID-19, you can't get to Howard. You could do it. What was the big news this week about the next being racist? Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know why that made the news.

I were talked about that years ago about how the next players when he sits court side, of course, he's not doing that now because he won't go outside when I'll do a basketball game. But when he used to sit court side, like the players wouldn't talk to him. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Only the black ones wouldn't talk to him. Well, that's... have you seen the next? Who's talking to him? I guess the nexticks used to give him courtside seats too. Yes, correct. So he would go there and like the players would come over and say to Spike Lee,

and say to people and not him. Well, they might not know who he is. Well, I'm starting to see this Howard. There's a lot of people who don't listen to Howard's third show. I've never did. America's got talent. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure a lot of the NBA guys are sitting around watching

where America's got talent. Who's the lesbian? When I saw that article, dude, the yeah, I'm sure a lot of the NBA guys are sitting around watching Where it's got to lose the lesbian when I saw that when I saw that article dude the first thing I thought is pal Yeah wore black face at one time you've done a lot of silly things Maybe don't start poking the B-Ives. I like to use that that one time. Yeah, there was one time But then mother tongue Mama Luca Buddha day I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

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did you see what Ronnie did today what did Ronnie do oh no we didn't mean to. Did you see what Ronnie did today? What did Ronnie do? Oh, no, he's gonna say that. It's not gonna say it. No, we didn't see what Ronnie did today. We don't care. All right, last one as well. Come flu fighting. Seriously, cliche mayor did that three years ago when it was actually, you know, topical, relevant, Stephen Crowder's a fucking hack. Yeah, he really is a hack and

Haka Haka watch it and watch it I uploaded the video of that segment we did with with Stephen Crowder and YouTube Told me that I had copyrighted music in it so I had to take out the Kung-Flu fighting parody song I mean if it's a parody song I had to take out the Kung-Flu fighting parody song. I mean, if it's a parody song, I swear to God, it's so annoying that you can't do that. It's a fucking, anyway, whatever. So that video's up there if you want to.

It wasn't even a good parody song. It's terrible, something. And you know what, that actually does make sense because it was such a bad parody song it was practically the original song. It kind of was, yeah, it didn't change too many of the lyrics there. That's on Crowder.

That is on Crowder. That's on Crowder for being a... Man, I love that. Aka, aka. Wow, I guess I won't be getting booked on Crowder anytime soon. That's unfortunate. All right, well, I have to tell you, the reason why I'm upset that you guys moved to Wednesdays is because if Cardiff leaves before the show ends, I don't get to hear this

Guess what the episode's over Stupid fucking blah blah not cut what's with the dancing around the shit. I stink you hate me great goodbye Don't fuck yourselves have a good week