Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep409 - Cereal Killers

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

On this episode we check out a show made by adults. The reason I wrote that is because you wouldn't know otherwise. They get very excited about breakfast cereal and they can't wait to tell you, the listener, which cereals they recommend. I swear, if they actually have listeners these people have some explaining to do. Trucker Andy joins us to talk about these piazzas before transitioning into a crazy conversation between Bill Maher and Richard Dreyfuss. Why a 75 year old Dreyfuss would talk about his sexual attraction to his sister is beyond me. Someone get this man a publicist stat! Also, Stuttering John is in a terrible new movie, Patty Pukewater reviews Are You Garbage, and we have another riveting round of To Catch An Alien. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, Robert Dicosa-Rooz. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that has always planned, never funny. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week, a man who looks like Vinnie's after photo. It's Trucker Andy. Let's talk shit. Please go to WhoAreThese.com. That's where you get our email address our voice mail number

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Shitty review right right not the other way around They're not sure what you're talking about. I'll repeat that. Five stars. Should he review? Right. Not the other way around. That doesn't sound good. Is that good for the algorithm? Five star review. Take a turn on us. And then maybe somebody will show up and read them.

I hope so. Fingers crossed. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Serial Killers. And we have both listened to this show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. By the way, as they suggested from my buddy, Alex Gangrenas Lee, called this out in our discord on their review suggestions channel. Let's get us started.

The show hosted by Scotty and Andrew and from their website, it says, Scotty has extensive serial knowledge and Andrew loves to crunch and learn. A serial killer. Watch out for these serial killers because they're excited about breakfast. Serial. And this is how the show starts off. We're rolling. Are we rolling that we are? Hi. Oh, now your mic is on.

Are we good now? Yeah. We're good now. Welcome to serial killers. Woo. All right. So immediately my thought is, oh, this're good now. Welcome to serial killers. Woo! All right, so immediately my thought is, oh, this is amateur hour. The show, it sounds like children. At least the one guy Andrew's so annoying.

He has like a little kid voice, and he tries to, I don't know, it's a cartoon. He's talking about the guy in the show, not me, right? Correct. Oh, okay. Although there's civil areas. No one's ever called you Andrew. We're just looking into that.

I'm getting no respect. But what's crazy about this, I didn't realize, but a little birdie told me that these guys are part of the cast of characters for the Elvis Durant Show, which is the Z100 in New York. And I think it was syndicated to other markets. Literally the descendent of the Z morning zoo that Jacktober Elstar, Scott Shannon started 40 years ago

on that station. So these guys come from Zaini, Zoo Morning Radio, and I was like, oh, this all makes sense now. That makes a lot of sense. So it is amateur hour. It is, because they're way too excited about everything they talk about. I have an ear thing.

Like, I feel like I've water in my ear. So I'm having trouble hearing a little bit. Maybe it was, so do you want me to talk loud or great? No, but it might affect my taste. Senses, when one senses, you know messed up. What? What? No, you did not just tell me that your ear is clogged,

so you're gonna have supersonic taste bugs. Yes. For the cereal. That's what happens. I can't. That's why our ratings might be different. I can't. What happened?

Why would you get that excited over it? It's like there's like water in my ears. I can't hear real well. What? Whoa. Super sonic taste. That's retarded. Everything that comes up on this show is something

that is better left kept to yourself. Oh, I have a perfect example of that. I'm sorry. I know you're probably leading into something. No, no, but the reason. So was we could go and then today's episode We find out what was going on with Scottie's ear. This is fun stuff. Well, this is a saga. Oh Jesus. Yeah, did you pop your pimple in your ear? I don't know. I might have Oh

You did it hurt so bad you did it Not so good it feels so much better when bad. You did it. Not so good. It feels so much better when you pop in your pimple. It hurts so good. Come on baby, baby, it hurts so good, great. Sometimes love, don't feel like it should. I actually like that song. Today is Wednesday, May 10th.

Yeah. 510. 510. You know what they say. May 10th. What do they say about it? May 10th? Yeah. 510. 510. You know what they say, May 10th. What do they say about it? May 10th. Okay.

That day. Good one. Wow, we had been prepared with that one. You could tell that these are guys who are used to filling time on the radio. Right. Just high energy, well sing, we'll talk about stuff, what are we gonna talk about, doesn't matter.

We're high energy, we're excited. You guys have ever had a fucking ear pimple? I'm not familiar with this at all. Maybe I'm in the minority. I'm grateful there wasn't a video clip. You're welcome for that. Can I check out and see what your ear pimple's doing? No.

I'd rather you didn't. Yeah, please don't. Just watch yourself properly. Freakin' gross. Well, we're on the subject of people singing out of nowhere. There's a lot of that. My clip eight is more of that. This is, you know, somebody, they have to figure out how to actually pronounce Shaka Khan.

Shaka Khan. Is it Shaka Con or is it Shaka Khan? And oh, yeah. And if you know what, if you go to the bathroom at Adventureland, there's a whole wall of like photos and stuff of old Adventureland and fun facts, just like that. It was also in some Shakaakon video the gravatron it's chakakon chakakon chakakon chakakon chakakon chakakon chakakakon I thought it was chakakon

I wonder if you want to love you I want to do you too or kiss you too or something no the other one is my favorite song by her what's wrong what does that I know body yeah let's be back to I think it's just called talking to me happy man's my brother the next relax yeah he's got thank you Scott relax calm down he's like I regret bringing it up yeah and this whole partnership frankly we're not having that much fun yet calm down we haven't even tasted cereal calm I mean what they have at that point, because it seems like you ain't gonna show.

I have to tell you, the episode that I listened to, there's a very show called Bull Chat, where they don't eat cereal, they just talk about, basically anything and nothing, a whole lot of nothing happens on this version of the show, because I assume they got to a point

where they tried everything in the supermarket and they were like, now what do we do? Yeah, I don't know about anything now. They tried like a keto cereal or two and then they go, by the way, we're on a cereal. So I lost that one, Mel's a something. Right. I don't know, we're going to do it, actually. This is the same thing that happened with Dolboys.

They started just going to the same fast food restaurants. I've got the already Ben-2 there at like, you know, fucking. What if I have two horsey sauce packs? What would that be like? Smash burger, round three, okay. All right. He's just in the show. Yeah, I know.

We talked about this in the most recent episode, where guys we fucked and that show sounds like a cult. Like, they're kind of paying in something to a corner where there's gonna be a limited number of things that you could do with us. To bad premise. Well, this was a terrible promise. Because for some reason, these adults like breakfast cereal,

which I don't know if you've looked at breakfast cereal, but there's like cartoons on it, there's games on the back, it's for children. Right. They're not even trying to pretend that it's for everyone. It's obviously for children. This Andrew guy seems like a man, child, right? Yes, yes. Right they're not even trying to pretend that it's for everyone. It's obviously for children This Andrew guy seems like a man child, right? Yes, and he is excited of slow adult possibly. I wish you'd slow down

A little bit more what else you got? Alright, well since you're talking about Andrew They're talking about this keto cereal. I guess he sees out of the box. It's a little bit oily Yeah, but this like scares the shit out of Andrew. Andrew sounds like the biggest pussy in the world. I'll just say that. It's from their new line of keto friendly cereals. We did the chocolate and whatever one. What do you mean?

Oil was oozing out. I don't know. Look, there's an oil stain on the bottom. Yeah, it is. No, I don't know if it was just sitting on top of something or if it's just, there's something oozing out of the box. I've only had this for a couple of weeks. Ah.

Andrew, it's like a wet pussy. Oh! I know, I just thought about that. I'm like, he sounds like a pussy. No, he sounds like he just saw a pussy. Oh! So, I put these pussy noises together, far as. Ew!

The fuck is wrong with this guy? He's not a spider in the room. Why would you make sounds like that? His voice isn't annoying enough. He has to do an even more annoying voice. I have a couple of clips of that. 13, hand 14. And I just want to say real quick, we covered a morning show out of like Arizona or something years and years ago.

And it was these two guys. And the one guy was very effeminate, to say real quick, we covered a morning show out of like Arizona or something years and years ago. And it was these two guys. And the one guy was very feminine like this Andrew guy. And I remember he was like the pussy of the show. I don't know why that's a character, but he was like the pussy of the show and they were talking about clowns. And like a clown colony is like, are you a scary clown? I'm like, the fuck is this for adults? We talking about man up. You're on the radio, there's an audience.

Man up, what's it up, what did you say, Eddie? 13, you got it, buddy. I'm from the school of feeling, touch it, so I just kept everything, and then the cats and the roaches came, but how was I supposed to know? That's his girly voice. Instead of his regular girly voice, I couldn't tell. 14 also.

I'm gonna tell the difference there. Jesus Christ. I can take it, I can save it. Those CV collection cabinets could come in handy one day. It's like OP's troll voice, right? And so there's something he just falls into. Well, it's like a lot of OP's voices. Yeah.

We're just like, please stop doing that. No one fires that interesting. But I do see that that is a trend. And people aren't entertaining or interesting or funny. They think, why don't say anything interesting? But what if I say the boring stuff with a goofy voice? Right.

That'd be interesting. And suddenly it's comedy. No, no. That does not make it more interesting or funny in any single way. Just makes you a fucking weirdo. Can I get to the meat of this podcast? Cause really, these people eating on Mike.

Yes. Yes, let's get to the exciting part of the show everybody. It looks like it's dusted with cinnamon. Yeah, let's see. This is gonna be bad. The cinnamon is nice but it has a there's a kick in that's gross oh oh what is that feeling? Oh my god

Jesus, it turns into a sponge. Do you need a garbage can? Okay Friends friends help each other throw up special K zero cinnamon that turns into a sponge in your mouth It honest. This is this is bad. Yeah, we could tell it's by overacting Yeah, it's bad This is what Carl yelled at me before the show about lip smack Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm listening to this crap all day. It's like please. I don't need any more of that out of you I don't understand this ASMR shit with eating breakfast cereal Keep that shit yourself. No, ASMR is supposed to be like sexy talk, right?

That's not supposed to be a fucking dog eating peanut butter in your ear. You ever go to a faux restaurant? I don't. Maybe. One way the Korean slurp there. And listen, I'm not gonna get the Korean slurp. I don't go. The way they slurp their fucking soup or whatever that is.

It's so obnoxious. And they're all weird earplugs. I get it. My old man here. It's going out either. My old man used to eat jello like that. He would like suck it off of the spoon and it was where you got it from And even everybody was annoyed by it, but it was just the way he liked to eat it. So gross. So we talked about, there was a time when we talked about my nickname being special K and I'll produce a Chris calls me special K. So I thought this would be a fun drop for us. Sorry they're special K.

Yeah, you should apologize. You can't apologize enough for this show. Now, this is how you know that Scott's a radio guy. He talks about going to Florida. He was just in Florida. They had a couple of weeks off, I guess, from the podcast. And he talks about who he was visiting there. I was in Florida. I visited Froggy and Lisa last week. I'm going to pause it right there. First off, anyone in those guy named Froggy? Is he either going to frat or he's on a morning zoo show? Well, he didn't say it was a guy.

It's true. I'm assuming. I'm assuming Froggy is a guy. Danielle surprised us, which was really cool. Yeah. And of course, you know, when I'm in a different state, different city, different town, different, whatever, you check out all the supermarkets.

Yeah. So I went to Publix. I went to Greenwise, which is their like trendy store. I went to Windixie, went to Buckley's. I'm sorry, I have this taste in my mouth. And I couldn't find really anything that we haven't done yet, except a public's brand. Okay.

So this guy doesn't just host a show about Brock Viseriel. He lives it. He literally, when he goes on vacation or goes and visits someone, he has to go to all of the supermarkets and check the serial aisle. Right. To see if they have anything different.

That's like when we go to another city and you're doing prep all day, that's this guy. Yeah, what I do is I pull clips and write some notes down, but you're not looking for cereal. Get the show ready. You remember one's brought back a good box of cereal, Carol. What I do is I go, what flavors high noon do they have in this city? Let's go explore. You do have your prayer Yes

This city rules a movement here And he back to you buddy. So the bullshed episodes like I said they don't they don't they just Throw shit at the wall basically and in my clip one Andrew is showing up late and saying that he has to leave early so Scott just starts to show without him. He brings in this rando guy and sets him down and it's just a fucking mess from. Is there show live? No. I mean, late and early.

It's a podcast. Yeah. Well, I don't ask me. Yeah. Scott. Fair enough. Well, welcome to Bull Chat. Andrew will join us in a moment.

He's still getting his things together. What's the matter? What happened? What ripped? Sit down with a recording buddy. Yeah, just wait. Oh my god. The guy's already there in studio.

Just wait two minutes. My napsack. Yeah. He's like a 13 year old boy. Yeah. A recording buddy. Hold, please. No one told you to press record. So Andrew says that we have a hard out that means that he has to leave

Hey Nate. Hey, how you doing sit down Andrew's not ready Why is an Andrew ready so welcome to bulge. I don't know He set the whole thing up, but he's not ready to go oh Cucked It's the most passive aggressive start to a podcast I've ever seen. That's since we started this one. Yeah, that's bizarre right there. It's literally in the room. He's like, well, he's fucking late.

Yeah, Andrew's on a hissy fit over nothing. Are you entertaining? Yeah, yeah. So, it clicked out, it's kind of pulling a move like Opa used to when Anthony wouldn't be there at the very beginning of the show. He'd have to like announce it on the air so that all management heard it and everyone else. I feel like that's a passive aggressive thing.

For sure. The Scott just did like, well this guy's fucking late, he's gotta leave early. I guess we'll start the show without him. Look, just wait two seconds. It's fucking wait two seconds. Be a dude. Correct.

But they tackle the hard hitting topics in this show, Carl and Clip 2. This is things like paper straws and where the fuck is Andrew going? Feel like you know just jazz up the podcast here a little bit. Yeah, my presence. I love your presence. Thanks. Your presence is my present That's great. All right, and you ready to come back. I think ready to because otherwise it's dad jokes a plenty I love that. Oh, I heard it. Tell me why. Am I allowed to tell bad jokes on this show?

Yeah, tell me why. Yes! Please, you can just fart on the microphone for now. I like that he goes, they got Andrews here, because this guy has bad jokes. What do you think Andrews gonna do? Oh yeah, no. He's the worst. He wanted to tell bad jokes.

Have you heard this show? So what do you want to do on this show? Right. So this guy need promises a day like a joke and then Doesn't deliver in clip three Shocking, well, I'll just be Andrew. You don't need headphones. It's all right. You can hear me I don't know. So what's up Nate? How you doing? Scott? I'm doing okay. How are you today? What's uh? What's the latest here? I'm the volume in your thing there. You can hear sounds fantastic

Andrew you gonna join or I don't think he needs to know Okay, how are you today? What's the latest here? That's a volume in your thing there. You can hear it. Sounds fantastic. Andrew, you're gonna join our, I don't think he needs to. No? Okay. What are we doing today? I don't know. Did we just sit down and we just talk about stuff?

Oh wait, this isn't, no, this is bowl chat. Oh, bowl chat, fantastic. Yeah, this is boring for you. Can we talk about Andrew? We can. We can talk about how Andrew gets a paper straw for himself and a plastic straw for me. Why?

Because he knows me well. Yeah. You are very finicky. You are the, we're going in. Is it a young man, I think, I've ever met? Come back. Come back, come back. Name was just sitting in while you were getting yourself

and you were just getting ready. He's like, straws. Yeah. I'm fucking out of here. I'm not into pussy talk like that. It's the smartest thing that you did all day. Where are you going? This show sucks. What do you mean? Where am I going anywhere? I mean, what do you want here? I mixed my clips up there. So clip four. That's the one where you set something joke. Okay.

It's semi. No, I can't tell you that one. Why? It's dirty. It doesn't we can do dirty? Andrew will laugh. It's inappropriate. I'll tell you off to air. Okay. Yeah. Can I turn the mics off and? No, no, no, people don't want to hear nothing. No, don't do that. Please don't with beeps. What no, don't mute it Don't mute it because then it's just nothing for a while. You tell me what to press. Oh come on. Okay, mute I don't want to beat I want to mute. He has to tell the whole thing dirty part. Well, the whole thing is dirty No, it's not dirty. It's just very inappropriate. I got it. I got it. It's very in a way. Thank you for coming by quite well So you're gonna tell the aristocrats show. Yeah, I'm right. Oh, I can't tell I mean I'm dare I bring up how you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower Serious though. Well, Andrew's just this agent of chaos running around. Yeah, fuck it up this show

You know what kind of a Scott's is he's getting all pissed off. Oh, by the way, I feel scots pain I didn't like Scott because I didn't watch the show. I don't let's do it. No, I kind of feel far Oh, yeah, because he's just going no don't touch shit. What are you doing? What's going on? How did he get saddled with this fucking guy? Oh wow They're a morning zoo guys. Oh, They'll be able to do the Morton Zoo jocularity. It's coming up. Coming at you, we're gonna eat some

keto friendly special cake. If someone's gonna pretend to vomit, watch out. Get the garbage cans already everybody. Oh, this is gross. So I would believe if he was really vomiting. I was vomiting. I was vomiting was saying to those so this is fucking lane. They're talking about Keto bread since we're talking about keto friendly foods

Now I don't know what keto bread entails or to imagine that bread. It's lettuce isn't it? Yeah, my god I don't know it's made out of parmesan or something who knows But keto bread is the same thing because I keep buying keto bread to be like I'll force myself to like it And I just can't I just can't do it. It doesn't taste good. It tastes like I'm eating cardboard Boom I took guys ever hear that one before Yeah, man. I don't know this keto friendly bread tastes like cardboard does it? What's all that fucking noise? Oh, dude rattling. Oh you sit in fucking so listen to that this keto friendly bread tastes like cardboard does it? This is all that fucking noise. Oh dude rattling I said fucking so listen to this One of the things they do on this show and you didn't get to hear the fantastic eating cereal episode

But we're talking about ASMR. So this is ASMR for cereal fans. They always shake the box before they try it That's a very important part of us very very titillating part of the show. And I will try it so you'll know it's real. Oh, it needs to be shaken. Shake your box. Sky needs that to shake. Give us a go like that. Shake your box.

Sky needs my shake. His box. Look, freshly opening. Thanks, Mal. Eric Nagle's in the chat. He must be losing his buy-up. I hate those kind of shit too. It's the worst.

I can't figure out who this is for. Is it for children? I mean, it's obviously by children. But is it for children? Who, what adult would sit down and be like, I'm gonna listen to these guys, he's some cereal. Not even the Lego collector from two months ago would listen to this.

No, he's self-respecting. Yeah, it's the Lego collector from two months ago would listen to this no He's self-respecting That's funny because it was an exaggeration Yes, no, it's all for his mic didn't think that he guys sucked all right Let's hear though. I want to get to what is it about the cereal that you like or don't like? Let's let's because they talk about how many bowls they give that out of the five bowls I'll say this is four bowls. This is three bowls. That's important, obviously. Yeah. But I just, I need more information about what's going on. My thing is, I'm tasting mostly raisins. I have a mouthful of raisins. Not that that's bad.

But it's a little bit overkill. Whereas normally I like lots of raisins and raisin bram. This one's just slightly too much. so for that reason, four balls. Oh, fucking cares! And I'll say this, I don't know the right way to make a show about breakfast cereals, this ain't it. Yeah, that's all I know, it's that this ain't it. I don't know what they're going for, who this is for, it's terrible on every single way. And it's funny too because radio guys, they just assume that they have to fill the time with something with shaking boxes and talking to each other. It's like, no, no, you're on a podcast. Um, just do good stuff. You don't have to fill four hours a day. No pressure. That's the good news. Bad news is you got to be entertaining while you're doing your show or at least try to be. But that's the problem. Yeah. You know,

it's not really going to hit, but at least make an attempt, make an effort for us if you don't mind. Back to you Andy. Okay, and my clip five, Andrew finally decides to join the show. Oh good, I mean, I'm pins and the other stuff. I thought that I was gonna get away without having to listen to people.

Yeah, I thought I'd not have to listen to people eat on Mike, but you know, he sits down and what's the first thing that happens. That's what he does. Andrew's just eating. Yeah, I found these at the coffee shop. What is it looks like a munchkin Coconut and like nuts. Oh, I could make this Okay, well, thank you again for the plastic straw you know me well Mm-hmm

I just I can't because you know what this iced tea will sit here for this entire episode and my ride home And the paper's trouble to disintegrates. I know by then. Shari. So I do appreciate that. This is delicious. What is it? Coconut? Oh, it's at it on the package, but I threw it out.

But I saw them and I've always, I didn't have breakfast this morning. This is perfect. Is it some sort of protein thing? I don't know. What is this guy's deal? You put a helmet on him and nobody would question it? No, of course not everybody Just like they have that tracks. I used to work in tech and there'd be like some very childish people I used to work with like weirdos, okay, but they were great at their job. So you put up with that

I don't know what this guy is a lurus right. He sucks at his job. He's a fucking door. He running He starts pressing all the buttons. Hey touch it. button. And that just any button, the button goes, BOOOOOO! Dude, no, not that button. So why is that button even out of your, the fuck? So bad. Yeah. So he finally sits down and he's all over the place.

He's eating on Mike. They're talking about not, they're talking about straws. They're not telling jokes. What's next on the hit list of things that you shouldn't do on a podcast? Talk about shading at work. Clipsy. What?

This is outrageous. This is a trigger. Has a lot of fiber. Has more grams of protein. Speaking of fiber, like that guy that blows up the bathroom. I don't know, I just, I don't understand. So I went in there, and I'm like, oh boy.

God! I just feel like it's still in my nose. You know how it just kind of follows you out for a while? Like the shardicles are jammed up in my nose hairs and I can't get them out. Well, you know, it's interesting that you, look, you can't control what comes out of you. No, it is what it is.

But it's interesting that you would say, it's foul. Yeah, it is foul foul almost as foul as someone microwaving fish and then making you sit next to them I don't think it's funny holy shit. I God I mean if you're gonna talk about food on your show you got to talk about where it ends up, right? But also the microwaving fish thing. I've heard this so many fucking times. Oh, yeah, we get it Yeah, it smells bad, right? You Oh yeah, yeah, we get it. Yeah, I know it smells bad. Right. You guys go to that break room. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, these conversations sound like conversations you have with somebody when you're trying to get out of having a conversation. Yeah, I'll be back in the men's room. Oh, yeah. So anyway, I sprayed diarrhea all over the bowl. Stop the presses. There should be a shut the fuck up light for Andrew there.

Yeah, no, we're Krone or what you need? By the way Eric Nagel isn't hurt our chat and I guess he knows these guys He says that Andy started out as an assistant not sure what his actual position is now. Hopefully it's unemployed and I don't know if he wants me to say this but oh well. He says openly said people love podcasts noises Well, I hope he would know Opie always said people love podcasts noises. Well, Opie would know. He's the guy. I made this point, and I think I was on the Drew and Mike show.

When I made this point, because Drew was very gracious saying, you know, it's impressive. I started this show from scratch and built this audience. And I said, no, it's more impressive than Opie started with 100,000 downloads in episode and turned it into 30 people watching about Facebook live. It's hard to do to lose your entire audience

over the course of a couple of years. You got a really suck to not retain anyone over that time. Well, don't dismiss too much coffee, Opie. Well, he's killing it now. I'm ticked. He's killing it on tickedock. Don't get me wrong. See, Eric, he got me talking open out, damn it.

I mentioned, by the way, this way, I said in the description, drama free podcast today, because I was at MLC yesterday for over two hours. I got all by Zoom out of my system. So there you go. So be none of that today. We're just having fun. It does seem different to me.

Yeah, it could take a lot of time after all. Yeah, we got it. Same where late hired it. Yeah, I did go through his entire criminal record now. It's pretty fun. I think people should check that out. Maybe I'll put it out in some point. I will please do.

All right, anyone else? Where are we going? Well, if you thought the show was gonna get interesting, you were wrong. This thought was good. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Yeah, here's some iced tea, minutia.

Ooh, this iced tea tastes like dish soap liquid. Huh? Why a little palm olive I don't know Maybe they had them sabotage you maybe they reuse this coffee those to serial killers now I'll play the part of scottie beat how does yours taste Like iced hmm you're gonna say why he meant why are you bringing this up? Yeah, he's you're the one who brought me this I see what do you mean why why would I know what it's like why it tastes that way Cuz we're out of cereal I want I want to sit this guy down. I've never wanted to be a PD more of my fucking life

I want to sit this Andrew guy down and play this shit back for him. Like, what are you doing? Right. What do you think you're doing? This is this is the clip where you got to watch. I'm sorry if you're just listening to this, but this clip eight or a clip nine, watch the eye rolls that come off. This is God's head. What this goes on? Just you could just be, you could tell he's just like, this shit again.

I would say that ranks as one of my top favorite songs ever. Really? If I didn't just mention it, you wouldn't even have thought of it. I, at, I have a monthly playlist, and I will tell you, I go through phases. I could go back to probably like, April of last year and I,

Oh, whatever. I'm last year. Jesus Christ. I'm seeing regret and annoyance and resentment in those eyes. Yeah, you're gonna wanna just yes and this guy, because otherwise he's gonna explain to himself and God knows that's not gonna be entertaining.

Man, all right, so I wanted to bring something up here. This is a maddening conversation, and I blame Scott. We've been hammering Andrew rightfully so, but Scott here, he's not gonna get off Scott free on this. They're daring you to listen to their podcast. Listen to this. All right, so this one, I'm probably not going to like you, probably will enjoy coffee cereal.

Some what? Some what? Is it a avocado cereal? I don't know what that means, but you know who would like this cereal also? Our friend Greg from the Jonas Brothers. Okay, so it's a coffee cereal. He likes coffee cereals with granola. Speaking of Greg from Jonas Brothers,

did you know that I had a deep conversation at the waffle house last week? What? What's going on here? Does Greg from the Jonas Brothers work at the waffle house? No, what does that have to do with that, even? I will play you the next clip, the hamlet of that, because I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Why are you talking about it? Apparently, there's a Jonas Brothers song that I believe is brand new, that nobody knows, except for this fucking Scotty character. What? The Jonas Brothers song. Deep conversations at the waffle house.

That's my favorite song. And did you know I played it in the jukebox at waffle house and the lady with the blue hair behind the thing, she'd never heard it before. I thought maybe they like jammed that down their throat as soon as it came out. It had to be front page in every jukebox in Waffle House. But it wasn't.

No, no one's ever heard that song. No one knows who you're talking about, Scott. No one likes to jones breath. No, it sucks. What do you a teenage girl, what are you talking about? A jones brothers. And thankfully even Andrews is like, what? What's going on right now?

And he's playing this like, no, there's a song that nobody knows and no one's ever heard before and I keep talking about it. I didn't clip it, but that even Andrew gets annoyed with him at one place, singing that The Barge Song from Short Circuit. And Andrews like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Just drop it. Yeah, these guys you not have great chemistry. No, here's an example of Andrew asking Scott to sing, but it's only because Andrew wants to sing. There's a lot of singing going on in this show. It doesn't have a taste like a taste. I caramel a little bit. I didn't taste that. I don't know. I can't know. Makiato. Can you sing song it? Because I'm not sure if you said it right? I'm a male. Can you try the milk? I don't. Try theiano. Can you sing songy? Cause I'm not sure if you said it right? I remember. Yeah, try the, can you try the milk? Try the yellow milk.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Just turn it off, man. Just fucking, I drowned in the fucking milk. Normally, I wouldn't want to hear a podcast who's like hungover or out of the eye. It's cold bit or something, but like I would be great

if Andrew was just like, I don't, 20% battery life. Yeah, yeah. Not feeling so good today. Just come, just come to fuck down brother. So now here's an example of him interrupting with singing. The problem is that the new roadcasters to anybody in the audio world. Wapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapwap This is even worse. They're talking about their equipment, they're having issues with their roadcaster, whatever.

Because it's shit. The problem is that the new roadcasters to anybody in the audio world. It's very confusing. Uh, Anthony, I'm going to need to call you. That's Carla, Carla's Anthony. I'm going to have to call him because he knows how to use this. Even sky, I think at that point, he's getting into it. It's like, all right, let's move on.

No one cares about a roadcaster. Where they're not podcasters, Right. Or are we? Watch out. Your worst night ebbs and flows between who's annoyed with who on this show? They're both annoyed with themselves. They should be back to you, Eddie. Okay. Clip 10. So far, we've eaten on Mike. We refused to tell jokes, saying, I made, I made annoying noises with the soundboard. Talked about shitting at work. Yeah. What's next on the hit list of things not to do on a podcast? Oh gosh.

Inside baseball. Watching shit on your phone. Oh no. They're gonna go to TikTok. And this is a video show. Well, yeah, I didn't realize that. You brought video I did. Yeah.

Good job. They're sitting too close to each other. It's like it's very gay. Yeah they need a bigger table or something. I don't like it. Do you know what's disgusting? Everything. These people on TikTok that do like toilet concoctions. It's just insane. They make things in the toilet. Yes. Oh my god that's next. Please Cooper don't look at that. It's insane. Like what are things in the toilet. Yes. Oh my god. That's next. Please Cooper. Don't look at that It's insane like what are these people doing like why are they doing it? It's so strange to me Maybe that's why the toilet in her bathroom is always one this girl is making look at this ready No, how to make toilet tie dye is that toilet tie dye. What is she doing?

There we go. Oh, she's making a punch in the toilet. At least he was able to bring the audio up. It wasn't just him watching it out of the screen. Oh right, I'll give him credit for that. But it's still terrible. It's terrible. And I have to say, I know I host two of these socials, Thursdays, 6 p.m. Eastern time,

where these podcasts, YouTube channel. But what is going on? Everyone's obsessed with TikTok. That's all they want to talk about is this TikTok video. I was like, do you guys see this TikTok video? What about this TikTok video? Shoot the fuck off about TikTok. I don't care what TikTok video you saw today.

I don't give a fuck. Stop it with that. Maybe this is the one that would have changed your mind, but we'll never know because I don't show you. Yeah, that's fine. I'm good. Fuck it. I'm good with that. All right, my clip 11, this is the clip that sums up the show for me.

All right. This is BS. It really is. It's so stupid. Yeah. I nailed it. There you go, Scotty. Now you're figuring it out.

And clip 12, we finally get some good news. Eric, I want to send you a link. Eric says, I heart pushes TikTok as a mandate. You're supposed to talk about TikTok videos. We need a show on fucking I Heart. Why? Uh-oh. He goes, I got yelled at for not doing enough on tic-tac. I feel like Eric got fired today or something. He's unloading and I heart today on the show. It's going to add. Hope everything's okay with you over there, buddy. I'm sorry. I'm gonna distract him by the chat. What did you say?

The set up was on the screen. Oh, flip 12 we we the listeners finally get a little bit of good news. Oh, okay. Oh apparently we all got parking tickets this morning. Oh Sorry, yeah, I just saw my text from scary. That's good sucks Scariest a good friend to text your derp the show by the way Andrew's just like well, I actually haven't had to get sticker so I think I probably You guys are screwed. The doctor said I was handicapped. Yeah. All right.

Anything else that you picked up on from this show, Andy? Oh, let's see. I got two more. This 15, not just singing, but also making wacky noises when you're describing something. In Clip 15, Scott's talking about the jellyfish that are at the beach right now. Great.

I just probably won't go on the water again for a while because the jellyfish have to dissipate. Ah, yeah. Yeah, I hate him. And I saw one big one. It was like, blah, blah, blah. You know what? What are your aquatic noises?

I see people are like, blob, blob. Yours are like, blah, blah. I should, what is that? I should have taken him. Yeah, what is that? Yours are like, blah, blah, blah. I should, what is that? I should have taken him. Yeah, what is that? Good one. Is that part of your stand up?

Yeah. Routine Andrew. It's the sound of me losing respect for these two. Why people say blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Okay, so this is my last clip, clip 16. This is where Scott Bombs and Andrew gives him nothing and you can tell that. It's not always just Andrew being the annoying one. The style, I just didn't really get it. I understand. So anyway.

We said so at the same time. I'm not even dead Andy. And as my great grandma would say, so buttons. All right, thank you so much for listening everybody. I never met her. You never met your grandma who said oh, wait No, she's not my great grandma. She's my regular grandma, but she's dead and she died before I was born God this podcast

If you say say if you used to go to her so she would go so buttons as you know like so buttons like yes God, I know it's so in buttons Yes, you know you oh Shit you get nothing you lose good day sir. I hate this fucking show It's not so fun being on the other side is it Andrew? I mean just let it go It's fine get it maybe if I act it out you'll get it fucking idiot Why did he say I never met my grandma and then he goes wait? No, that wasn't my great grandma But she is dead

Because that was him trying to cope with bombing that pet. Yeah Wait, I got more on grandma. You guys want to hear the sign office is pretty good. Oh, they get it Yeah, you know, you know, I got my side off these guys might have to incorporate this side off I wtp is pretty good and Until then say crunch Andrew. Crunch. You want to practice, Andy? Okay. All right. Until then say crunch. Oh, shit. I think they are. And until then say crunch. Andrew. What? Crunch. Oh, harder than it looks. It is hard. It is hard. It looks. We're not that good

at this. We'll try again in the future. I'm sure. All right. That's enough of that. Serial killers. Wow. It's one of those shows where it's like they can't with the name. And then they're like, all right, now we're going to make a show.

Yeah. You know, it's someone's like, oh, you know, there's serial. Yeah, they had the premise, but they didn't think it through. Serial killer. Ha, ha, ha, my favorite drive. Oh, right. I do. Like the blocked party. Yeah. they had maybe three episodes. I'd be in blocked Produced a Chris you've heard me talk about magic mind. Mm-hmm. It's become an important part of my morning routine and

You know what I gone and messed up. I forgot to pack my magic minds, we went to Philadelphia. Dude, yeah. And we got to the Airbnb and I went, ah, damn it! So I didn't have my magic minds with me, which I need, because it helps me boost my productivity focus and mood. Have you seen these things before?

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Neutropics keep you focused and immunity. Whoa. I like immunity. That sounds like a pretty good deal I could tell someone was going out with you. You forgot your magic lane. You could tell right? I was just I wasn't myself Thankfully, we pulled it off Well, I guess not everyone believes that but that's that's the story I'm going we pulled off a good live show Sans magic mind, but do you what's great about it though? is that so you take it every day, it's a supplement. And so when you miss it for a couple of days,

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But I am going on this show with the Philly Fanatic and Jody B. All cast of characters. But yeah, this is what he submitted as our cringe of the week. You just reminded me of a traumatic story that I would love to tell you, but I don't want you to think less of me when I say it, John, Jimmy go, I don't think I could guess less of you. I've heard some of your stories. We had cockroaches real bad at my aunt's house. There's a trailer and I used to sleep there one my later teenage years. I would just come in and crash on the couch because everybody was usually asleep.

Sometimes I would crank one out on the plywood floor like I would be on the couch and just roll over and blow one on the floor. She had roaches so bad that when I would wake up at the morning the public comment would be gone off the floor. Oh. You filthy motherfucker. Oh, my God. I think I cleaned it up the first few times,

but after a while I forgot one time and then I woke up at the panic like, oh my God, they're gonna see it. And I looked down and I was like, where'd all the cum go? Can we listen to serial being eaten again? So, my schedule this week, you know, obviously I did the creep off on Monday

to Mizuno's company, creep off this morning who are these podcasts today and doing Ray DeVito show tomorrow afternoon. Really? Then who are these socials and then rubber neckers. So I'm discerning. Yeah. I'm going discerning with the shows

that I willing to go and do Guys, I have a fun little treat for us today. Go go gadget Wang won in our discord in the Suggestions pointed out that there was a recent episode of Club random with Bill Mar and he had Richard Drifus on now Richard Drifus made news recently because there is this criteria that in order to win best picture for the Academy Awards, it does something like 50% of the people who worked on the movie have to be minorities or gay or LGBT something. Did you know about that? I feel like you would know about that. No, but and Richard Drifus is at that age is 75. He's at that age where he's just like, let's fucking stupid. He's right. Yeah, well no kidding. He's like, it's art.

What do you mean we have to have these fucking parameters around it to make great art? That's stupid. That doesn't make any sense. But not a lot of people in Hollywood would say such a thing. So I was like, oh, that's kind of funny. I like it when guys enter there who gives a fuck mode. Right.

I'm actually looking forward to that when I get to that age. We're just like, go fuck yourself. I don't care what you think I do. I'll see what I'm fucking, oh, go fuck yourself. I don't care what you think I do. I'll say what I want. It's so stupid. Like Matt Damon crashes a car into another car. You can't tell how many gay minorities were behind the scenes. Why does that matter?

You can't tell, which is why you have to do that. You have to force you to do that. Because otherwise your key grip might not be a Latin next black person. God forbid. So anyway, this is a very bizarre episode of Club random. As you know, Bill Mars people over do his house. He smokes them up. They drink hard liquor. They turn the lights out. And then they say things they shouldn't say. Anyone like your phone? They're really weird conversation. So here's where I'm going to start. Bill Mars telling this story because they're talking about old Hollywood.

Actually, they're talking about the Me Too victims before the Me Too movement. They're talking about Bill Cosby and how he's a prolific rapist. Fun. Yeah, I know. That's crazy. And so that turns into a conversation about quailudes. And Bill is I've only done quailudes once and he tells this story about

He was it's like 1979. He's living in Manhattan on eighth Avenue in the city apartment on the third floor And he took quailudes and passed out for 14 hours with his door wide open as apartment And he talks about how like and I had such Horrible shit that no one even stole anything. So that was the story. I mean, we're gonna pick up on the very end of that story, and then Richard is going to interject with a doozy, and Bill is very polite here.

You know, Richard's an older man. Although Bill's 67, they're contemporaries, but check out this, it's seeming to make sense of this. So remember what that setup was. This is why Richard is interrupting to tell his story. And the door was open. And no one had come in and robbed or killed me, which showed you how desirable that studio of prop

and was 10 people were be came in. They just looked around and left like they were browsing at a candle shop. That's what my parents did. So I don't have the... My parents came to the door of my apartment and they were going to take me out to lunch and the door opened and they stood there and then they closed the door and left and never stepped in. Wow. And because they just went, right, oh, no, no, no. So, and then we just all imitated one another. You know, I did 11 films.

I was always one way or another, fucked up and. Really? I mean, working on the set. always one way or another, fucked up and... Really? I mean, working on the set? No, no, I was at my apartment. My parents were gonna take me out to lunch. They stopped. They took one look at how messy my apartment was, closed the door and never mentioned it again. And they were, as parents,

completely appalled that I was that filthy dirty. Richard, what are you promoting? Why did you do that? Yeah, talk shows right now. You're good, Maddie. You have a great career, amazing body of work. What are you doing? What was that?

That middle part was at for both not they right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, 11 of us admitted to each other. Well, I'm thinking bills regretting how comfortable he gets his guess. I know. I tell you to agree. So then Richard and there's an ongoing theme. I didn't pull out of these clips. It's just kind of weird, but we'll we'll cap it off at the end. This is an ongoing theme. Richard Drifers is talking about how even though he was famous, he didn't realize he was famous and he didn't consider himself a movie star.

And Bill Marno's every movie he's been and he's like, what are you talking about? You are in this movie, you're in that movie, you're in the graduate 1967, like what do you mean? You didn't know you were famous. But Richard Dreyfus was like, no, I had no idea. So Richard says he was in both the best movie

and the worst movie in 1966. And so now we have to figure out what he means by the worst movie, because I guess the graduate, I think, won the Academy Award that year. I did the best film and the worst film of 1967. Well, we know the graduate was the best, when was the worst. See, I'm surprised you don't know that.

The worst film of 1967, I don't know, McKenna's gold. Who the fuck remembers? What, with the worst film? Valley of the dolls. Valley of the dolls. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, out and soon was masturbating to it. So just what you want to do is have a conversation with a guy in his mid seventies and the guy in his late sixties and talking about jerking off with their 11th. The last time the show came up with Bert Kreyser, he talked about jerking off in that one

too. He loves it. He loves talking about what he's turned off to. It's a kid or yesterday or the sporting or whatever. So now he has to try to figure out with Richard's help. You hear a odd of it. Richard is. Yeah. Let's find out who Bill was jerking off to in that movie because who could remember also how is he jerking off to movies in this late 60s? You couldn't watch that at home. Was he talking about?

See, fucking P. We heard him before P. We. Yeah, probably. At least P.V. was at like a fucking porn theater. This is weird. Now, who's in Valley the dolls? I had to be Duke was the one who was talking. Okay, but Patty Duke, handsome actress, never like made my like adolescent masturbation list. Who else? Who else could I have been whacking it to? There must have been, I know

there was, oh yeah, Jacqueline Bissett. Jacqueline Bissett, exactly. Yeah. And yet, and with an English accent, but usually is such a boner killer. It's just something about that accent that doesn't go. And so what she did and that was a big hot turn on. Who else? There was somebody else who was like, who else like turning off Jack was missing his classy. And there's a whole raft of women who've never made it past grade B.

So that doesn't matter to a masterbiter I just love this line of questioning yeah, there's guys easy was it this like shitty B film in 1967 Yeah, it bills like yeah, but who are the hot chicks in that movie? I got your remember it Richard's like I don't know Yeah, no don't stop So fucking bizarre bill have you ever seen Ronin? No, there's nobody worth jerking off to in that. Right. So I'm gonna jerk off to Deniro. Also, I listen, I'm not saying these being disrespectful, but all of these chicks, he's been jerking off to our dead at this point.

Yeah, yeah. It's a little weird. It's a little bizarre. So this is the reason why we're playing Cluster of this episode. This is where it gets fucking nuts because now Bill wants to know what Richard is jerking off to. Oh, he's always a great question to ask an old man. But you were already in films. I was plainly masturbating. What do you think about when you masturbate? Isn't that the ultimate question I could tell you what really a person is about?

What do you think about when you masturbate with your drivers? I never thought about my mother. Oh, my God. I never thought that if I had thought of my mother, I would be thinking incestuous thoughts. That never occurred to me. And yet incestuous thoughts was the engine, the drove my masturbation. Really? Yes. Incestuous with who? Who crossed that street for you? Yeah. Chiring minds want to know. You're dead. I mean, you brought it up, but like, you know, it's not your mother. I, how many people could it be?

I mean, life and your sister. In the early years, I thought about very little else. Not grandma. Who am I thinking of? Oh, I'm thinking. Who am I thinking? I'm asking, who are you thinking of? Because you know,

wiring minds want to, know, I mean you do For those of you just listening Richard Dref is this practically laying down in He's so high that he's forgotten how to sit in a chair. He's about to jerk off his posture is unbelievable So he's falling out of his chair. He's making like the jerk off motion talking about his sister and shit Fuck it bizarre. I need to go on Lorenzo are you all is Yeah, they can have a conversation. How how does your cousin? Oh my god. Let me tell you about my cousin So then he's falling on the ground. I know it's he's so weird this whole thing is so bizarre to me You would think I guess Richard probably doesn't have like a team anymore because you would think like the

public sister someone would be like hey, you know, we can't air that Yeah, maybe his sister's there So then Bill goes out and talk about how incest porn is huge right now. He's like, oh, if you go on porn hub Which Richard's like, what's But he's like, yeah, there's all this incest porn out there and so then they start talking about hot the porn stars are and So Bill's talking about that, but there are many beautiful

You know porn stars who in another era could have been movie stars if they didn't always take a bunch of Gis in the face which is like not something that the studio certainly not in in Mr. Mayer's day, look kindly on. Although, of course, they did it in private. Anyway, so they did it for Mr. Mayor on the private collection. Oh, yeah. So then they're talking about the fact that like back in the day in Hollywood,

and actually not that long ago, guys like Louis B. Mayer would make girls go out the cast at couch Yeah, and give them oral and shit and hardly get jobs You know, I mean it's Harvey Weinstein wasn't the first guy to do this guy. Oh, you're right right and they're they're Giggling about it. Oh, yeah, well, you know These girls know the good old days. Yeah, right. No, you know back then they didn't have a 4k Porton were girls just out the face. It was just behind doors. Yeah, they didn't have cell phones,

they could catch you on record in the camera. Yes, so that's a weird conversation. They get into how bad the Me Too stuff was in Hollywood decades ago and going back all these decades. And then they get into this conversation about Jewish persecution in Russia in the 1800s. I wish I was making this up, but this goes on for a bit.

And so Bill recognizes this is not a fun conversation. And so he is gonna segue back to masturbating. He's a pro. It was, the concepts were basically given free reign to kill and murder anyone they wanted. But getting back to my masturbation, who else was in Valley? Well, who else was in Valley of the Dolls? Come on, I can almost picture it.

Like, who's the guy? Not the guy. Not the guy. I wasn't masturbating about the guy's weirdo. It's a little homophobic. Speaking of Joseph Stalin, did he ever get you hard? That's the guy, I wasn't masturbating about the guys. Weirdo. That's a little public. Speaking of Joseph Stalin, they ever get you hard. That's the guys, you're weirdo.

I love that he goes, all right, let's get back to what I masturbated to. This reminds you of like Gilbert Godfrey, God rest his soul. Like he would just go so deep on things that are from 70 years ago or 50 years ago He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never heard of that movie I don't know most of the actors you're talking about. Why did you want to go back to this? Doesn't make any fucking sense So then Bill brings it back to Richard. Why didn't the fuck is sister?

Which is always fun. Oh, you're fucking your sister. What are you? which is always fun. You're fucking your sister. What do you, not the one I even ask about that? Did you ever, did you have a sister? Yes. Did you ever give her what we called a movie,

a movie actor kiss? No. Oh God. Please. I love my sister. Did she ever ask you? No, we didn't even like each other when we were kids. We were always,

we were like, what? Of course not. Yes. No. You stopped that hostility under a white flag and you literally said, you want to do a movie star kiss? We're not weirdo, we're not weirdos like you. We were just normal people who grew up in New Jersey

and we didn't have memories. I lived in Queens, so it's the same thing. Yeah, like Queens. I'll say. What does that mean? He's a fag. Yeah, no, something another homophobic swear. But he's not talking about begging guys,

they're about making out with a sister. And I guess that answers the question of what he meant when he's talked about in Sasts being his major turn. He's obviously really into a sister. And I guess that answers the question of what he met when he talked about in Sast, being his major turn. He's obviously really into a sister. That guy's really weird. Wow. Well, you never practiced making out with your sister? No. You know, he's going south and Richard said, do you have a sister? Oh, yeah. Oh, what? Like you, Neff. Oh, like you know what your sister's pussy tastes like all right fine I think that's a thing What see that's what it happens when you don't have the internet you make out with your sister guys

This this is like the new fucking hours turned he's getting people to say shit that like how would you used to be able to get things out of people You're like whoa he wouldn't say that anywhere else Bill Mars figured this out. Yeah, I have the formula people you're like whoa he wouldn't say that anywhere else Bill Mars figured this out yeah the formula lying his guests with drugs and alcohol that's the way they say shit they didn't mean to say putting the lights down hiding the cameras and hey we're just just saying it out man how hot's your sister what are you Jacob yeah you took off do it that used to be how it's all 4 man now how it's just like so when you were a kid your dad was mean to you Do you think that's fucked you up stuff or something like that? Shut up. Yeah, it's just the two of us just between you and me. How many external hard drives do you have?

I were to I don't know raid your house tomorrow How many images and videos would I find that could get you on the FB? Most of what it was just out of curiosity Just wondering what's getting nuts all curiosity. Just wondering. I'm getting nuts. All right, let's talk about more of, so they go on about some other actors that Richard used to work with or whatever, and then this happens.

By the way, Diane Cannon may have been in Valley of the Dolls. Wait, I'm getting a masturbation flat back. I don't know if it's about Valley of the Dolls, but Deva, Diane Cannon was definitely whack material. Oh my gosh. Yeah. What?

What are we talking about? Okay. So, uh, a lot of things I don't want to know about. I'll wrap this segment up here. So as I mentioned, throughout this interview, Richard's insisting he didn't realize how big of a star he was, Bill isn't buying it and Richard finally asks the most important question when you're talking to Bill Meyer. Okay, and you still don't know your movie star, right? Okay, so we're in that power. I actually did know by that moment. I was 1978. There was only three years after Charles, right?

only three years after choice. Right. Well, did you live every second of those three years? No, you said for the first 10, 15 years, you didn't know you were really good. Well, it was a thing that came and went and and dead. And you, you have to start listening or else I will be of quiz and you'll fit. I'm listening. You have to listen, Bill. Bill, it's really important during this interview that you listen to what I say. I like that. You have to listen. There. Bill, it's really important during this interview that you listen to what I say. I like that. You have to listen. There's gonna be a quiz later. You're gonna fail.

What was my sister wearing? Yeah. Where are my sisters' breast size? Trick question, I didn't tell you. See. Ha ha ha ha. The answer is see. The answer was see.

Now are you sure? They weren't see. Now are you turned on by my sister? What's it gonna take? What's it gonna take to get you into my sister today? The fuck? Alright, I got a quick thing here that we have to get into. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Gaky, yeah. Speaking of movie stars, Stuttering John Melundis, is it a brand new movie that is available now on Vimeo? If anyone wants to buy it and check it out, it is a movie called The Himp Adventures of the Dragon Moon. And somebody on the Damage of the Subroad, it was kind enough to go ahead and clip out John's entire scene from this movie. And he plays like some sort of sensei. Oh my god. But a drunk sensei

who drinks beer all the time. It's a real stretch. Yeah. Chimes really. Oh, so he's been method acting this whole time. Exactly. He's been guring up for this role. Yeah, it's all been leading to this. This whole time. We weren't the type of people that came for money. So we had to send them to a remote hospital in the jungles of Vietnam.

It was there I met a man that would change my life forever. It was a man I only knew his sensei because he was so masterful in the bedroom. That man taught me how to love and he taught my son the way of the dragon. Alright, if you're not watching this, John is dressed up like a Cobra Kai. Yeah, you know, he's got his karate thing on. What's that called called a geek. Thank you He makes it game, but it's gonna be all right and So the son that this woman's talking about is literally wearing a helmet. Yes. Yeah, so it's you know Probably mental capacities aren't all there and so this is a hilarious B movie and the joke is that John's gonna Teach this retard how to fight while holding a butt like can

Well holding Transfluited his hand And the secrets of the glue Since they would ask him questions that would pin a trade deep In to his soul. Is that an erection? Why, yes it is, sir, sir. Is that a good thing?

And he had such a magical way with words. You understand you dumb fuck? Yes, sir. Then after years of training. So this is really the best part right here. This is where John shows off his comedy chops. Now listen, the script is one of training. So this is really the best part right here. This is where John shows off his comedy chops. Now listen, the script is one of this. I'm sure John didn't write it.

No one will let him in a writer's room. But this is where the actor gets to work their art. Yeah. And interpret the written word and bring it to life. They had a breakthrough. Yes, I have. I think it has one shot. The power of the club.

What is it? See doing it miss British accent. Yeah, yeah. Do you just come from pickwikky by just came from pickwikky talking to the firetab does he's doing a stupid fucking hackney accent? What a douche. I think it has one's that the power of the glow what is this inside

it all came to me you came on me no it all came to be you ass. I am. Okay, okay. Power up the glow. Yes? Yes? Yes? What are you doing? No, what? You got to set my deck. Hey, you do, Susai.

Susai! Susai! No! No! No! No! No! No! You never told me how to get the glow. How do I get the glow?

But it would end up being yet another heartbreak for my show. Chinshain! No! I'm there watching my loss in my show. Jenshay! No! I'm there watching my show, watching my live. You didn't tell me what to sing with the glow world. What's the secret to the glow? Sadly to say I'm not sure he ever did learn how to get the glow Hey kids, son or John is dead

I was gonna say it's probably not far off from the way he's really gonna add up. Yeah He's got the the beer can is and I don't be guys noticed this It was kind of a time he was so moment, but when he came out and he's just like I got I figured it out He was about to take us up from his beer. He was holding it backwards Yeah, and then it's like oh, you know like, I got, I figured it out. He was about to think it's ever his beer. He was holding it backwards. Yeah. And then he's like, oh, you know, like a Justin turn it around. And it was already empty. You could go.

Yeah. I know. Of course his beer is empty. No shit. Oh my god. You know what's funny in the man is Tony Michaels. That reminded me of Tony Michaels videos. That was so fucking bad.

Tony Michaels here. Oh, what he would do that drive in, drive out, drive through. So, I missed those videos. Those were good times. Those were, would each allow yourself to be filmed eating on camera. Good acting. Thank God.

Thank God for that. You guys, so what happened is today? Oh. Yes, sir. How many fucking McNuckers do you want? 9, 20, 29. What many fucking McNuggets do you want 9 20 29 what do you want Jesus Christ? Vinnie was admiring the Posture we have up here the choice myth did for us

Where it's Tony Michaels is porky pig no sauce for my nuggies, please He likes everything plain That diesel loser I feel like it's everything plain. That's a loser. I have to go ahead and do that. Not sure if you knew that or not. All right. I got some fun stuff. Actually, before I do that, Andy, you got something new going on. Yeah.

Then I want to promote. You have a new podcast. That's right. I finally decided to start a show. It's called All Apologies. I do it with Brother Joe and the show it's called Joe Six Pack. And basically we unpack public apology tours.

Yes. So the first episode is out now about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard when they got kicked out of Australia basically before bringing dogs over. So this is before the big messy divorce. Correct. Yeah. So they were still together at this point.

This is a great concept, by the way. So it's called All Apologies Podcast. Correct. Is that how you're gonna find this? This is a phenomenal, because I remember opening Anthony were doing this for a while. We're there, like, seeing how many days can we go without a celebrity public apology?

Yeah. And they couldn't get a day, right? It was like, there's every single day, there's another, and it's going getting worse.. Right. It's like there's every single day, there's another and it's going getting worse. You have to apologize for everything. I'm surprised Richard Dreyfus is in the apologize. Yeah.

Yeah. For making out the system. Yeah. 20 weeks up. Right. Yeah. He wakes up. He was like, was I sitting on that chair about there?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Beat me to the punch with Glenn Cooper. We did talk about that. Did you remember Tom Brennan? Of course. Of course I did. Yeah. We did talk about that. Did you do remember Tom Brennan? No, of course. We replayed that too. Casting on a home run call. And that's deep to the left and that's going to get out of here. So anyway, I'm also going to be out of here.

We'll be back again. Oh, yeah, the Glenn Cooper. I'd remind of you that. So we played that yesterday too. But yeah, they're going to have first episodes out now and they're gonna, uh, that first episode's out now and, uh, they're gonna come out every Wednesday morning. All right. And I guess we have a clip here. Yeah. This is a, this is, uh, Johnny Depp. It's one of the officials from Australia saying that Johnny Depp can't bring his dogs to Australia just because he was the sexiest man alive. So this is Johnny Depp reacting to that and then us reacting to Johnny Depp. I'm sure he handles it well if I know Johnny Tell. Yeah. I mean, look.

What did that, what did one thing have to do with another, like, you know, that I had been voted some kind of thing? Yeah, he's saying that just because you think that you're hot shit because you got voted sexiest man alive, that you think you can do whatever you want with your fucking dogs in Australia. I don't that's also That's a choice that that man is making to reference the looks of another man Yeah, he's your day for bringing that up. Yeah, yeah

You're bringing it why are you bringing up that yeah, and if you are gay? Okay, I still wouldn't bring it up in like a type of professional setting yeah it's not I mean our whatever he's trying to be clearly sensationalizing try to be funny I can press conference I think but coming off like super gay that's I mean I you know I can say Johnny Dupts a good looking guy that's fine I wouldn't go on some media tour and talk about how he's You know the sexiest man alive. Yeah, you could have just been like box office this, you know been famous for years 21 Jump Street Jack Sparrow. You can say anything instead. You're like he's so sexy

My pants got the My trousers yeah my pants got to you my my trousers I want to demand an apology right now because I think this is a bunch of bullshit they fucking ruin the sports illustrator swim suit edition and now like they're breaking up Johnny Depp's sexiest man alive ruined it what do you mean it's ruined it's ruined so anyway find find out why it's ruined. Next week. We're gonna figure right here.

But yeah, this is like. It's either Rucker says, how I know who's speaking in the podcast. Yeah, and he talking to Andy. Yeah, I can tell the difference, but I've known these guys a lot. I guess. Yeah, we thought about trying to do some kind of voice

all the way through the voice modulator. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe we'll end up trying to figure that out. But I will cop to the fact that this was all Carl's idea. I'm pretty sure. I mean, we've been kicking this idea around for two years. And I remember, no, no, Carl's just like, oh, that would be funny to do a show where it's all sarcastic apologies. Yes, so

I that always stuck in my head and I ended up coming up with the the apology to her I thought that I had a little more legs Oh, sorry I cut you up in traffic. I shouldn't have read all them women. Yeah, that's why this is the worst bill cause here I shouldn't have re-doned him women. Yeah, that's why this is the worst bill cause here ever. Yeah. It's taking all back. Okay. So that part out.

Yeah, but this Wednesday is going to be John Cena's Chinese Mandarin apology. Nice. That was hilarious too. Yeah, that was funny. All right. Please go find all apologies podcast. And I just want to say on behalf of WTP, we don't recognize Taiwan as a sovereign nation.

I just want to point that out right now. I want to get out in front of it. Just a case anyone's wondering, all right, here's a quick thing. Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. OPEN OPEY on the live stream that will never be a gotten because he used the N word

four times to their out, which we played on the last episode. Also was complaining about Anthony and what Anthony has done to their legacy. Danyl, another $2 you should be grateful for Anthony $2, you should be grateful for Anthony. No, I'm not grateful of for Anthony. Anthony completely ruined the OP and Anthony show and the legacy of the OP and Anthony show. Completely ruined it with this race crap. You know, it's funny because,

and we've talked about this before, but it's just, he continues to go on, when OP first started his podcast, he really had a different outlook on life. He had eight months to kind of think about everything that happened in the end of the open Anthony show and then OP and Sam and then OP radio

and the afternoon's and all these things. And he kind of came back and he's like, you know, I've been talking to people and I recognize my role in all of this and I know that I'm at fault and I'm working on it. And now it's just turned into like, I don't know if it's the chat or what's happened or maybe it's his family talking to him or something,

but now it's just turned into everything is Anthony's fault. And I would have been fucking so much more famous if not for Anthony and still be on top. He's insane. Do you notice that no one wants to talk to Opie and Anthony? I wonder why that is. But you got giant podcasters and live streamers out there all talking about how great the OPEN Anthony show was. But nobody wants to

touch either one of us. And that's not true. Anthony's been on Jorugan much more recently than OP has. Yeah. Anthony goes on a lot of shows and OP goes on no shows. And he's not front of any of the comics that used to go out of open Anthony all the time. And so he's blaming Anthony for that. I don't think that's what the problem is. Boss. And I blame Anthony for that. He ruined the legacy of the OP and Anthony show. So I'm not grateful towards him in the least.

Take your $2 back. It's so easy to trick them. I know. It's unbelievable. For two bucks, you can ruin OP's day. It's unreal. The trick. I know. It's unbelievable for two bucks. You could ruin Opus Day. It's unreal. The next chance to be so what are you grateful for? Yeah, it's so insane.

See, this guy I want, I do want to block. Okay, grateful Anthony Anthony. I want to block a really, really good thing. And you can't really deny that at this point. It's pretty obvious. All right. I mean, you should be grateful. Did I see a skip over somebody in particular there?

I saw someone familiar in there. Oh, I'm looking for. Bake it up just a little bit and watch the comments. Is it? It's right at the end. Is it Nicholas? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. It's so funny. Someone sent me, there he is again. Nobody likes onions on YouTube. Says Nicholas Gerr. Good looking guy. Someone emailed me this morning that they got their thing

up there that was goofing on OP. And OP left it up for like a solid minute. He's got the dumbest format for a guy who gets trolled on the time, reacting to comments and also putting them up on screen All the time like what is he thinking with that? How does he think that's a good idea? Yes Scott sent me this and he wrote I've been oh, so I guess apparently Open was talking some ran about pyramids in ancient history and he put up I've been building pyramids as I was 18 I hope we just left it up there for a solid minute because he's just a dumb moron

So funny I gotta give a shout out to the common man Oh, and then when I was on miserable company yesterday Kevin Brennan was talking about oh he was watching Opie Opie did a stream the other day. We're just walking around New York City and He's just walk up to random people and talking to him. There's like this woman crying and he's just talking to this crying woman or like she had a dog ran away or someone's just like, what do you do? What are you doing?

He has to keep relearning that that doesn't work. He's not a show. So that's called. So that's called. It's very dumb and nobody likes you. Nobody likes him. You repel people. And as I said, on Missy Lo's company, you can't make this up. Opie's face used to be on billboards

in New York City. It wasn't that long ago. You would go down in the subway or you would drive out of Manhattan and there's these big fucking billboards, Opie Anthony, whip him out Wednesday. You know, there are five days a week in the morning, the number one morning show. And now the guy looks homeless, no one recognizes him No one knows what the fuck he is and he's a nuisance. Yeah, I hate the word problematic But that is probably the right word to use for opi out the street. It's problematic. Yeah, nobody wants it. It's always an issue I was gonna come with a segue. I didn't have one so let's just get rid of the patty see kiss a homeless guy I'm gonna show. Don't turn me. I got all the love.

Because that's absurd. All right, so Patty Seacups, you know, he does that show, great job, awesome on YouTube. And he recently reviewed Apocalypse. He's doing my job now. He's still in my bet. He reviewed a podcast called, Are You Garbage? Hmm. Are you familiar with Are You Garbage?

No. It's a pretty popular show. They get some great guests on there. They do very good. They're out of Philadelphia. They're toasted by Kevin Ryan and H. Foley to believe it's Henry or Hank. And so Patty C. Cups is gonna review it. I guess he figures if can't beat him join him. He's going full on WATP mode Are you garbage? Well, I figured as much because me too, but that's actually our subject today If you haven't heard of this, it's a podcast game show hosted by two Philly dirtbags that failed three times before they hacked the system hacked get it

But it's hard not to like a show based around being garbage when you're certified trailer trash three times before they hacked the system. Hacked, get it. But it's hard not to like a show based around being garbage when you're certified trailer trash. But sitting here telling you how awesome the show is, is not what I do. It is what you do. I'm confused. I'm not sure what to think about this show. Does he like it?

Does he not like it? Is he playing the guitar? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not. For some reason, he has to have, I was going to bring the audio up, which is why there's all that static and so quiet. But yeah, for some reason, he has that music bed going on behind him. Okay. So we've established that we're talking about. Are you garbage? Great. Let's get into the jokes, Patty. You know, he's been so good at some of these. We were really complimenting him on some of these. Great job. awesome shows. Let's see what he's got. Let's start roasting these guys.

So from hard feelings to weakening chair legs, Kevin Ryan and Hank Foley now make a living off of their podcast. Does that mean they have money? No. They spend it as quickly as they make it, like true pieces of trash. And lately a lot of comedians are treating Foley like Bobby Kelly and telling him he looks good He's got great hair great skin and he carries the weight well But if your frame is under six foot eight you cannot be four hundred pounds no matter how funny it is All right, so these aren't landing these jokes are landing and and Payton's got a weird relationship with money. Yeah, you know, he goes it will you oh? They're making a living but are they making money? No, cuz they're spending money. Yeah

Well, they're probably reinvesting in themselves. I money? No, cause they're spending money. Yeah. Well, they're probably reinvesting in themselves. I don't know what you're talking about. That's what he does. Yeah, exactly. He buys headphones. As soon as he has five bucks, he's got to do headphones. So yeah, of course.

Not even know why that was part of the show where it's like, well, they're doing this for a living now, but they don't have any money. If you say so, I don't know. I think they're probably doing pretty good. You know it was funny because of the guitar stop playing. Yes, that's how you know it's a positive. That you know you're supposed to laugh.

Now, I will say H. Foley has gotten very fat. I was just watching a recent episode. And he is very big. So, okay, that's a pretty good joke. That's pretty good stuff. Let's see. What else he has to say. I labeled this one nonsense.

Honestly, Foley wouldn't even be doing a podcast of television with still black and white. He would be a movie star playing the obese dork that always gets into trouble. And Kippy has the eyes of a goldfish, but he could easily be playing the annoying lonely neighbor in a sitcom. That's hilarious. What's he talking about? Old black and white movie, the other guy could be a sitcom neighbor. That that hilarious was his drop. No, I was my job. Oh, yeah. It did sound like a Tom Myers joke. Yeah, I couldn't make cramming together a bunch of shit. The quality over quality. So this is my take on this.

I think that when Patti Pew-Quadder is funny, it's random and accidental. Yeah. Because there was that time with Dick, we were praising him. Like, oh shit, these are pretty good roast jokes. When he was said that Jeff Ross has been ugly for most of his career, I'm like, yeah, that was ugly, ugly man.

Yeah, that was a funny fucking joke. But I don't think he's crafting these jokes. I think he's just putting words together in helping that it makes sense. Yeah, and every a funny fucking joke, but I don't think he's crafting these jokes. I think he's just putting words together and hoping that it makes sense. Yeah, and every now and then it does. And every now and then it does. Yeah, you know, he's probably just telling chat GPT to do a podcast and then reading it. Honestly, chat GPT would be better than this. This is so stupid. It doesn't even fucking make sense. And as we know, Patty hasn't worked a real job in a decade or more.

He's a very lazy man. And but he loves to call people other podcasters out for being lazy. And the thing that he hates the most is he yells at me about this a lot, is when the listeners help the host. He hates that. That's so annoying to him.

The second thing is that Kevin, Hugh Gies and Hank Belly Too Full have a show that completely relies on the guest being trash or being classy, and bringing all the entertainment. If they have a question that doesn't work, that's it. Next question. Therefore, they don't necessarily bring the comedy themselves. Especially when these days, the fans write most of the questions. Honestly, you could splice any two overweight idiots into their position and the show would still work all right, so

Having good guests on helps the show and yeah, I mean you can get people to submit questions for you Yeah, doesn't mean that the whole start doing anything right and it's still hard work question Doesn't land are you supposed to keep going with it instead of moving on? That's like this guy ran an interview show. Do you party? That is unlistedable. It's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. It's two hours long and it's ridiculous. And he's gonna go out here and critique these guys who developed a show. It's not very popular. They get very great guests on there. And he's concerned that oh well you have to get a good guest out of her. It'd be good. Well, you have to guest-driven show.

And there's a lot of episodes of Joe Rogan. I can't listen to him because I don't give a shit about the guests. Right. That's kind of how that works. It's just a weird critique for me. I'm not sure he's finding the right angle on this one to be honest with you.

So this is more of like petty having a weird relationship with money. And once they get rich enough that fully loses weight, that's when the listeners quit listening. Because being fat is garbage, but getting a surgery or a secret pill to lose weight is trash. What does that mean? The fuck does that mean? First off, you don't have to be rich to lose weight. Alright, those things are not synonymous with each other.

So it's actually easier when you're poor. It kind of is. It's in a lot of ways. Yes. Correct. You don't see a lot of poor people getting lap band surgery. Well, okay. I'll give you that. But there's other ways to lose weight. Yeah. That's surgery. And I don't know. None of that made sense to be whatsoever. But he says like, oh, well, this guy can't lose way, even though when they get rich, he will lose way. But then the people won't like him anymore. It's a podcast. I know.

His voice will be his pet. Yes. Jesus. Not even sure what you're talking about. So now, he just starts speculating on things. And this is a real reach here. And don't get me wrong. They are a great duo, but I have family members that I can't stand for more than 24 hours. Imagine doing everything with a guy you're kind of friends with. Chances

are they barely speak once those cameras go off. That's another reason to assume most of these comedians are severely depressed and that's not a joke. He just picked a lot. There's a lot of leaps there, right? You know these two guys who are successful and have a great chemistry and do great job on the show, they probably wouldn't like each other and you know what, they probably at least it depression and they probably hate their lives.

Just like me. Yeah, right. No. I can speak for personal experience about this. I can tell you right now that the three guys in this room are very good friends and we also do a show together. It's possible. It does happen It can be a fun life being successful at podcasting patty. Maybe that's why he hates it when his show catches eyes

Like oh no good invisible Can't do a podcast with a co-host because they all end up hating me eventually Who no friends Maybe not eventually. Trey Peacock really hurt him, didn't he? Damn, you Trey Peacock. Come back, Trey Peacock. Never gonna say any tag. All right, this is by last clip, there's a short video.

He didn't have a lot to say, and what he did say wasn't a lot. So this is him talking about, I guess these guys are stand-up comedians, and he's calling them out for not doing comedy as much. Now here's what people like Patty C. Cuff don't realize is that a lot of stand-up comics, they're not really looking to be on the road 40 weekends out of the year doing these shows

and stress out about selling tickets and then promoting it on Morning Radio and TV and podcasts and constantly in this grind of like, I got five shows in Iowa this week and I got a sell tickets for it. Not a fun existence in a lot of ways. You know, you're telling jokes on stage, you're telling the exact same jokes every night, multiple times a night.

Do you notice I don't want to be a stand up? It seems, especially in Iowa. I was talking to Vinnie the other day, and I won't say who we were talking about. We were talking about a comedian that was coming to the comedy club, and we were talking about how the ticket sales were not great. And I'm like, thank God, that's not my life.

Worrying about fucking ticket sales. Yeah, but how's the late show Saturday doing? Oh, that one's not doing. Oh, shit, how do we get more tickets? It's like, that's just not fun in any single way. But Patrick thinks that the fact that these guys are now successful as podcasts, as what they're doing now, is proof that they're failures for some reason. So if comedians were actual artists, wouldn't they care more about their art?

Wouldn't they have more self-respect and at least attempt to still make a living doing it? But a lot of these comedians hit the lottery through a microphone in a hundred dollar gaming chair, and ta-da, no more live shows or simply live podcasts only. But what's worse than that is that there are comedians out there who still can't move tickets doing stand up or a podcast but they continue to claim they do both. Perhaps it's just their wonderland and we are all living in it. But I'm no Cheshire Cat. Until the next one.

But I picked up and that he's reading this. Oh, yeah, yeah, this is a script that he wrote out. Yeah, and this one's just not hitting that. No, but I'm swinging a mess on that one. Yeah, not a good one. Go back to winging, buddy. Well, yeah, go back to winging. Those are my favorite episodes, for sure. But he just didn't really have any good points to make on that one. But he has plenty of time to, you know. There's no only hands in time. Yeah, it's only hands in time.

He doesn't have to press record. It's very strange, because he kind of seems like he'll do some research, but then have other parts of his monologue that are complete speculation way off. Right, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what the great guy is pimples on his butt. Yeah, right. You just did a great job.

That's where he leaves a blank in his notes. He's like, this guy has. Did you watch the great job of Tim Dylan? I have not. Oh, okay. How is it? It's more of the same. It's just like, it's out of Tim Dylan. I have not. How is it? It's more of the same. It's just like, it's out Tim Dylan.

Yeah. And sometimes you're just like, well, yeah, Tim Dylan does do that. And then other times, it's just like, you're just guessing that that's true. Well, it's the same. Let me give you advice. Petty Puehquad if you're listening.

I'll tell you the winning formula here. You'll notice I have not brought on Tim Dylan or Joe Rogan or Noah Genda. As topics that we cover here on WTP, it's very difficult to goof on shows that are good. Right, yeah. Don't try it. It's a waste of time and you'll look foolish.

You gotta find shitty shows. And for some reason, he loves like Bobby Lee, like those are the shows to go after. You know, I mean, Bobby Lee is doing. You could probably score some points on, but no, this fucking guy is just like, look at this successful show that has tons of fans. They fucking suck. Right.

They're probably boring. Okay. Guys. Tim Dylan will tear you a new asshole, Patty. Tim Dylan has a lot of crutches and a lot of things about him. But he's so fucking funny. I give him a pass on everything he does. Rog as far as his podcast goes. I am still a big fan of Tim Dylan.

You know, awesome. A big fan of who part of electric. Oh, hello. Hello. I like this. I'm in the office. I'm in the office. I'm in the office.

I'm in the office. I'm in the office. I'm in the office. I brought you up to them on MC. Oh, did you I missed that part? Oh, I did I know I brought you up and Kevin in Cicity has nothing to do with the copyright strike which I believe yes So do I yeah, okay, well maybe stop accusing people on Twitter cuz you got a lot of people off some of you I need him to announce his people That's not gonna happen Kevin's not gonna do anything that you ask of the deal. Learn that right now.

Oh, I'll try. Yeah, okay. Good luck with that. Do you want to give a quick background on what's going on? Give us an update. Uh, yeah, so I got a little copyright strike on my channel. Streaming, I was stream-snapping Chad, stream-snapping MLC. And somehow I got a copyright strike for MLC content

But everyone's doing that. What do you mean everyone's doing that? How did you get copyright strike? Just me not too Key Wow Yes Yeah, so why is it getting zoom-ok now? Okay, it's good. Like that. Well, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.

Have you, um, are you fighting it though? Yes. Okay. That's how I don't think he is. It's not like he's not. He's like, yeah, I give it up. It's a subreddit surfing on your channel or Vinnie's channel. Oh, they have their own channel. It's on its own channel

Okay, so that's the order to half away everybody. That's right and tonight you guys are talking about people who don't want to have kids Oh, Vinnie Vinnie spoiled the oh shit. I was not supposed to say that It's my bad. We talked about it yesterday. Who not that they don't want to have kids. They don't want anyone else I want the human race to end right now. And I've had blood brothers there. Now it's funny. No, it's funny. That's it.

That's it. Tonight at 8 o'clock, Subreddit surfing on YouTube. Is there a surgical procedure where they can like put a condom on your cock and you can't get out? Because I think about like the eye surgery where they'll put like lenses in your eyes, like bifocal lenses, you can like see. You got it. Like there's got to be a thing where it's like, I guess they could just like to fusectomy. Yeah, I have to walk around.

All right. The condom over your ass. All right, that was stupid. The Russians took a pencil to space, Carl. Whoops. All right. Well, to save me, we need a nice pair of cans. And I see one. Here it is.

Mary Bath joined the show. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey much appreciated. All right, we need to catch an alien. I know everyone's excited about catching an alien. I know I am. And Kurt, if you go on vacation or something, why is that? Because you sent me to to catch an aliens. Oh, I'm heading to Potstown. Oh, you're a Potsound. That's right. Yes, I won't be around Saturday. That's right. You're going to the Potstown, the big, uh, Shuley, uh, Uncle Rico That's right. You're going to watch down the big, uh, Julie, uh, Uncle Rico weekend. Yeah. Soul Jules, uh, May 13th, uh, tickets still available. All right. People should check that out. I will kick Mike Morse's ass for you. Don't worry.

Please do. You are, you are much bigger than him. So I got my, my money's out of you. For sure. All right. Let's, uh, let's get to it here. Thank you for doing that, Karna, if I appreciate it. No problem. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play? To catch. An alien. And he's the now. Yes. And it's the illusion of time. He's a massive And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I try to interact with the illusion of time, as long as possible it's why not we're watching, we'll have a decade. So, yeah, time is a controlling concept of the Sim-Union.

Wait, how long have you been up to where you go on? It's been a long time, it's been a long time, it's been a long time, I do know. Yeah. But, yeah, time is a controlling concept of the simulation, not of infinite reality. And one thing that I never understood as I was reading a lot about you,

when you would mention reptile, reptile, however you want to say it, all the drawings, the right way, for human, what's the head? Ancient past, what do they look like? What do the drawings look like? In the caves, in the stones. What do you think they just came up with that? Like these drawings that look like a human with a dinosaur head on top of it.

Like where do you think they got these ideas from? So when you I talked a lot about reptilian and so on and so forth, I don't understand why they ridiculed. They must not have read anything about the history that we have, which isn't much. Because when you go through history, you see reptilian shapes constantly. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, the best gag the devil ever played was hiding in plain sight. Be.

This kind of stuff keeps me up at night. Seriously. Next. It's like a commercial for Lizardland in Conta Gorda, Florida. Four. In Punta Gorda, Florida. For, I know there was a bunch of psychedelics around. Lastly, how do we repair our DNA? I don't want to become that, to catch an alien.

All right, so this is the David Ike episode. We did cover this episode. I was going to say this It looks familiar. Yes. I love David. I he's a crazy person. Uh, but he made some good points. So And I will tell you I do not remember this. Okay. I think I don't know the answer. Yeah. But I want to say, see the psychedelics, he loves psychedelics, but I don't think that works in this. I think he's gonna say B keeps me up at night and he what say you. If memory serves, maybe I should recuse myself,

but I'm gonna go with one. Devil hiding in plain sight. Yeah. Mary Beth. Hmm. I think, well, my initial thought is B, but I'll go with repair our DNA. All right. Yeah.

That's what scroll watcher says in the chat, producer Chris. What do you think? I just wanted to be lizard land. That's what I think. All right. So we got everything. Do we have everything? No, missing four. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, so we got everything. Do we have everything? No.

Missing four. Oh, yeah, okay. All took four. All right, Carter takes psychedelics. Uh-oh. Who's that? Because when you go through history, you see reptilian shapes constantly.

I mean, yeah, I know there was a bunch of psychedelics around. But I'm such a fucking idiot. I'm such a fucking idiot. Here's that idiot. Fucking idiot. He's a fucking idiot. You're really pigment that pigment? Radicus.

Yes. This fucking pigments and real fucking pigment. I mean, they're all over the place in scriptures, drawings, carvings, and mini-striptures, and drawings.

I don't understand why it would be any ridicule, but I do, because they're in that bubble that you speak of. Now, how does that relate to what I liked with the Saturn and the rings and the moon and the moon being an amplifier for Saturn, right? And so on and so forth. Can you can you break that down for me? That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the moon amplifiers to catch an alien Wow. Brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Wednesdays at 8 on YouTube subscribe today.

Now this isn't a note card if it's not a note but I do miss you splashing into the lake That's one of our favorite parts of the Tell Vinnie to make it to put Wednesday Oh, we need one day. That's why I think you heard it. Got it. Okay, that makes sense. I'm starting to wonder is Tommy part Asian the ways for announcing that that sounds real that leads perfectly into this week's teaser

oh no what is Brian doing? Brian's close Brian will be at MLC if I allow to announce that alright whatever MLC, am I allowed to announce that? All right, whatever. That's a moral. Marl? Just got a boner. That was some appearance.

Good job, Brad. Nice cab you all. That's right, we're doing another show this weekend coming up. Doug from Who's Right is joining us and we'll be breaking this one down. But... Racial people all around the world making it hard to talk. I thought maybe I saw a guy, I don't know, I just trying to think outside the box for a cold open. I enjoyed that. I kind of sang that racial people make it hard. Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

the tune was right. The lyrics a little problematic. I'll try it again. Racial people. When will you come to your senses? Well, also what in this song, what is the definition of racial people? Because I mean, arguably, doesn't everyone have a race? What about me? What's my race? White? Thank you. I don't know. I'm trying to... Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why Fun informal cold open. Well, here it is. What? We just finished our cold open. Oh, you were gonna fart

Is it Dan Harmon that is Dan. Oh Dailed it a show called Whiting Wands Starting Dan Harmon and Jessica Gowl. I've heard of this show. Yeah, I don't think it's still in there I don't think it's so out anymore. Yeah, and I was upset because you know Doug said this to me like this is the show we're gonna do. And I go, I like Dan Harman, am I gonna not like him after I hear this? Cause that's gonna bump me out if I have to not like Dan anymore.

But yeah, the man behind so many funny comedy shows that we all enjoy, including Rick and Morty. I never watched, what was this to come? Community, community. I never really watched community, but I did like the way he went after Chevy Chase publicly. Yeah, that made me a fan. That was the first thing that was like,

oh, I like to stand harm again. Yeah, it's called Chevy Chase, I've been to that song. I still haven't seen community. It's great. I like Chevy Chase. I've watched it front to back a couple of times since I had good. Wow. High praise. It's not that good. You know what I can't.

I couldn't make it for it. Really? Hey, fair enough. All right. By the way, I called her Mary Beth, but apparently she's going by Munchark Lover. Wow. I should clear that off.

So the Munchark Lover says, now. On that hype train. No. Someone's got a lovin' fucking hype trade. All right. Wow. We did it all today. I'm very excited about that. We obviously talked about serial killers, serial with a C great plan words, guys. Good pun. Bill Mar is jerking off to movies from the 60s while Richard Drive is making out the sister Senator Jonathan the movie that no one will ever see and does a horrible job with this bony armed sensei routine

Patrick Michael doesn't like are you garbage, but he's not sure why he still hasn't figured that out I should have fucking caught an alien cuz I knew the answer, but I over thought it Keep over so cocky, Cardiff. I got your head. Got hoisted by my own retard. Got my head. So I want to thank everybody for coming on. Andy, people to check out the All Apologies podcast. Let's please, wherever you get podcasts.

Cardiff Electric, of course, has subreddit surfing Wednesdays and eight on the subreddit surfing channel. But that's not all you do, is it? Cardiff, what else do you have to these days? Again, May 13th in Potstown gets you chicken out at the Shooly network.com. And there's a new show coming soon to the Cardiff Electric podcast network. Okay. Ray DeVito, Starrigan.

No, God. Is it all apologies? No. No. We're doing a 90 show. Me and B. Dabler will be Combining forces to do a 90s show. I just can't remember what we decided to call it I put up the video great fun. That's a teaser. So it's June coming in June. It's B. Dabler not L. Herbley or Tookie I don't know whatever Something new he's got more he's got more names in me. I know he's ridiculous

Although I saw this on Twitter today, and maybe again, I feel like we're doing a lot of back room talk right now, but somebody mentioned that maybe you should update your icon on Twitter, because you know, you have that card of electric computer thing you've had forever, but now you really know as the potato and it's confusing from a branding standpoint.

Maybe she's just like, stick with the potato. what what what about me is ever screamed branding Carl? I know that's I'm trying to help you. I'm a marketing pro as you know, I know all about My brand is being off brand All right The mall has no fixtures No, what you're like is panty seat cups who has a thousand shows you can't find any of them Cardiff started that was kind of half the gimmick. Yeah Well, I'm just I'm just letting that one hang around for a while sounds good, buddy

All right, you do you don't know. Let me tell you what to do guys Please join us next time. I might be the episode. We find out what's for all who are these podcasts sleep well repositing the party in the most this of morning radio hmm okay great show good job everybody great job everyone let's get right to our reviews with Mary bad right you're on your ad tell you all right i've listened to several episodes of this podcast. The host Carl has an opinion about everything, the wrong opinion. This is obviously an alt-right podcast.

Carl picks on disabled people on every show. I feel sorry for John, Opie, Patty, and Tommy. Handicap folks shouldn't be made fun of or laughed at. There is no room for this kind of meanness in today's society. Cancel Carl. Fuck you! That's something like a five star review if I'm not mistaken. It is a five star.

Noice. Very good. Any other new reviews coming in? Yeah, here I have another one. Oh, great. Called Still Catching Up. This Chad Zuma, Zoomic guy is shot Any other new reviews coming in? Yeah, here I have another one. Oh, great. Called still catching up. This Chad Zuma, Zumik guy, is shot out of a cannon. I see great things for him in the future.

There have been no laughs! No! That's pretty funny. I gotta imagine that's a five-star as well. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's pretty good stuff. Speaking of getting caught up, Pac stuff speaking of getting caught up Paco

Has been getting caught up on the show nice, and he's also shot out of a can of yeah, what's up? Carles is Paco. I'm just chilling, you know Listening to W a T P are watching it, you know watching on YouTube never listening to it But I'm listening to it and watching it sound YouTube. You know the live streams are like listening to all those little commercials on the RSS feed. But anyway, I just want to let you know my episode 4 or 5 right now. So yeah, by the time Wednesday episode gets out, I should be up to date. You know, there's been a lot of things on these shows that I wish I could have commented on. But you know, I just miss Lackin' and feel me but yeah, man, I'll be up to speed real soon And maybe I could leave some current voicemail. You know what I'm saying

Shout out to Shout out to Carl Thanks Paco, we're glad you get caught up buddy So then he does get caught up and calls me back again. Yeah, we're so proud This is Paco You remember that one time when we was we was on the show and then you was talking about Thundering John and then how he was like he was like the trick and a bunch of orange juice to like Stay hydrated and you're like, oh't I don't know how a man

Just know how to how to like how to like hydrate himself over over How a man just know how to stay hydrated and then I called in and then I was like, yeah, I don't I agree with car I don't I don't know how he doesn't know how to how to not hydrate or whatever you and then you was like yeah, yeah, I You know I shut up Shout out to center jazz so he loved their voice, but obviously that's the Chris Farley show They he's talking about that point on the last episode and then immediately he was like, oh shit, that wasn't very good.

Now, Paco, I thought it was hilarious. We were all laughing, but Paco, he was like, uh oh. Yeah, we're so proud of this Paco. The last message was pretty wack. That was my Chris Farley impression. Don't play it. I'm having a second thoughts about it. I don't think we're good. And I just kind of messed up on it. I don't think we're good.

And I just kind of messed up on it. I don't know. That's really cute. I don't. Just please don't. You know what? Don't play it. Yeah.

That's all I wanted. Oops. Shout out to Patty Feecups. I know this is like the call to that. Sorry, Paco. We all thought it was funny. I missed Paco. Shout out to Paco. I'm gritty. He's back. Whoa. Shout out to Paco, I mean, I thought it was funny. I missed Paco. Shout out to Paco.

I'm gritty's back. Whoa! Shout out to Paco. Alright. Carl, I really try to ignore the fact that you're a bunch of fucking geeks, and then you geek out in the middle of a podcast about your goddamn Star Wars shit. Not that shit off. Call me back. Sorry I like Star Wars sir. Only the good ones. Not the stupid ones. Promise you that. All right we're getting some advice for our YouTube here.

Hey so I know I said way back to play your shit up on YouTube and it seems to be working out for a career decision. You should just let me be your manager. Here's another idea. Do best those videos. Do a 400 over 400 episodes, bro. A person can't even listen to a podcast every day in a year, you know, and then get through the whole show. So wouldn't it be cool to, you know, have a two hour, three hour long video on YouTube, that's of Stuttering

John or worst of Stuttering John, you know, like, or Patty C. Cubs or something. I think those kind of videos people put on, they go to sleep, they wake up, they run it back, they, uh, they never wake up. They did the video because it's long and, uh, they'll play it in the background. And you'll have really good retention. Uh, yeah, they're sleeping. Yeah, we're right. And I mean, Joe Rogan does what is a marketer thing of this like Freeman does highlights you are doing highlights

But they also best of compilations that a lot of people watch yeah, and I just think that would help and definitely You can divide the show into arcs based on who it's making fun of long is this call? What else can we do or lock log house or whatever. Who knows? Whatever. Just an idea. Uh, fucking pain. Thank you for all of that advice, sir. Much appreciated. I don't know. It's time to put together fucking best of not me Sure, but thank you for your advice. I do appreciate it. Go on red divino's show didn't where you listening Get my hair cut on red divino who are these socials like going on Play with wicket. I also like to play with wicket a little bit I also like the fact that he goes you got somebody episodes even people listen to the podcast every day for a year, they can listen to a podcast of a year.

Right. You know what I mean? I went back and listened to the biggest problem after the fact. I took me more than a year, but it's fine. Yeah. Take your time. Whenever you get to it, guys. Oh, BPG calls in.

Yeah. He likes a new character that's been going around oh no I'm losing viewers to 2k oh no I knew this would happen wow the what the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the Ah Okay, bye Well played make us some good points there. Oh, I was gonna argue and I'm like well, okay

Mordekai has been calling it to the show now if you don't know Mordekai is he's a shoelace buddy from Israel. Okay Kyle more to catch me on cuz just wanted to thank you for putting so much focus on people thing the end would Taking the focus off of my people and putting it on the folks who just enjoy it See a cow. All right, baby's that directly from Israel All right, maybe he's that directly from Israel. But someone is So what is A first responder calls into the show Call me in mad or mad list I'm just crushing through the most recent episode two things real quick. I wish

Tommy and the alien You know, I wish he would bring his abduction down to where I am because I'm a fucking first responder And yeah, if you could round up some of these Just terrible people that I deal with and take them to like space that'd be terrific and to uh... z-man he's not a hero he's trying to be like time buyers you know what i would like a cop going to see him a crime or a fireman in a burning building is what i do

fuck off but now far as you get fuck get fuck dial die alone. That shad do, Mark. What the fuck? Get. Wow. Call the back.

Let's go. Tell me how you really feel. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Speaking of the Z-Man, the Z-Man called into our show. What? I know. It's exciting. If you're not getting enough of the Z-Man, Z-Man called into our show. I know it's exciting. If you're not getting enough of the Z-Man I'm here to help you out. Hey Carl it's Chad. Sorry I sound different. I just drank all of them. I'll get the drink as much as my brother died.

With the most past, that's alright. You know, you can even have you on your show and we can talk about my voice. Please. I'm losing relative see So I was at MLC yesterday of them Chad watches MLC and comments about whatever I'm saying On there and someone in his chat was saying that we were laughing about his brother's death I didn't even know about his brother's death So we've never talked about that. So Chad people are lying to you. I wouldn't laugh about your nine-year-old brother dying. And then I was talking about when Chad texted me because there was a subreddit thread up that he wanted to take it down because it was showing up in the results when he Googled Chad Zumaq and he was like up for some radio job he never got, of course.

And I mentioned like, yeah, Chad texted me and he's like, he's like, that's why I never had Carl's number. Like, I can do it. I can pull it up in my phone. Of course, you had my number. We communicated when you were on my show. Reveable. It's so weird. This shit, I don't know if you forgot.

Here, he's just retarded. It's so weird that something even claimed as a lie. And it's just like, well, it's, I don't, that's the thing about Chad. He doesn't realize. I said I wouldn't talk about Chad, damn it. That's the thing about Chad. He doesn't realize most I said I wouldn't talk about Chad, damn it. That's the thing about Chad. He doesn't realize.

Most people aren't liars. I don't have a reason to lie about any of this stuff. I don't sit there going, ooh, and then I'll say, Chad texted me and I texted him back. Yeah, yeah. Great, good one. Oh, fucking dumb. Don't worry, it's not your fault.

Chad called the show. He says fault. No shit. All right, last voice bow. And this is a celebrity I'm excited called into the show. Yeah, Rizzo, Rizizzo speaking college Frank Rizzo listen. I'm up there fucking Rochester trying to start the fucking cars And I'm selling some cars this fucking guy. He don't want to buy it. He comes back hitting on me I'm like, hey, what are you some fucking p. Out there something there tough guy Freak I think there's my guy bounces head off the fucking card. You the fuck out of my down

Oh my God, that's his head off the fucking card. You need to fuck out of my down. I see you're in it. Pounds, baby, pounds. I do like, pieces. What the fuck? Pounds. I love Frank Rizzo. Calling it any time, buddy.

He's fun. Cardiff, did you guys have the jerky boys up in Minnesota? Was that a thing? Yes, we did. Frank Rizzo very well. Okay, very good. As well as tarbosh. Yes, tarbosh. Yes.

Tarbosh is also funny. Oh God, I, we all listen to that tape a million times. The Egyptian magician. Yeah. Yeah. That obnoxious John has a connection to those guys. Oh, does he really? Yeah, he used to do cray calls back in the day.

That and Adam Sandler's first album. Yeah. Everybody had that. That the toll booth willy. Skanks for the memories. We're all gonna laugh at you first album. Yeah. Everybody had that. The Toll Booth Willie. Skanks for the memories. We're gonna laugh at you. Yeah. Skanks for the memories.

I was the other one everyone had. Oh, well, yeah. That's the greatest stand-up album of all time in my opinion. Yeah. Mary Vath, what do you think? Hey, hey, remember Ghostbiscale! I didn't make me miss my- Fucking producer Chris, he's always pouting

He keeps us he keeps us in check, which is good. I appreciate that Would you grow up with Mary bath? jerky boys and I'm saying Ler I was a fan of Tommy boy Chris Farley. Yes. Yeah, those were good movies him and Spade you Made some good movies him and spade you Made some good movies together good talk Okay, folks guess what the episodes oh That was a great episode! That was really great!

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run. Oh, my goodness. Run. Run.