Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep411 - The Jade and Andy Show

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

It's Jocktober in May as we check out a show hosted by the fourth mic from Dave and Chuck the Freak and the midday girl on WRIF in Detroit. It seems like they've been forced to make a podcast by the s...tation's management. I couldn't imagine doing a show that's this phoned in. Trucker Andy is on to discuss sandwiches in vending machines and other riveting topics. Then Bobcat from Philly calls in to tell us his experience at the live Uncle Rico show in Pottstown, Live Laugh Larceny responds to our review, and our AI review girl makes her return. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:29 My bad, I should be better than that. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called The Jade and Andy Show. This was a suggestion from Jesse Kokowitz, who found this on the Drew and Mike Facebook group. I guess there's some ties to David Jack, the freak here. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Let's get it started. This is a show hosted by Andy Green and Jade Springer. And Andy Green is one of the guys who's on David Chuck the freak on W. R.I. F. But in a lot of markets, Dave and Chuck the freak. W. R. I. F. but in a lot of markets, Dave and Chuck the freak and then this woman Jade is the midday DJ for W. R. I. F. So this is in Detroit. We're talking about and it seems to me Maybe I'm wrong about this, but just from the episodes I've listened to it seems like they were kind of told to do this I don't think this was their idea
Starting point is 00:03:22 They're putting together a podcasting supergroup. Yeah, they're kind of like, well, you know, we got to get more podcast stuff going and we want to, because all these radio stations are recognizing that radio's dying and everyone's listening to podcast now, so they're trying to get in on that. I worked at the newspaper and it was the same kind of thing with the internet, like they were just behind the times. Like, oh shit, we should probably put some of this stuff on the internet, I guys. Like, yeah, yeah, that's where everyone's reading their news. So let's do that. So these radio stations are trying to do that.
Starting point is 00:03:49 And so I think they grabbed two different personalities that people like and they said, okay, you guys come together and do a show. So they do a weekly show. They record it on Fridays after their shifts. Exactly. Anyway, everybody wants to be working. Yeah, that's why I can finish your regular job.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Let's do some more work right before the weekend. There's a thing called summer hours. Some companies have it where you get like half days on Fridays in the summertime because people want to enjoy their weekends. They want to get out of the city. They want to go do stuff. This is the opposite of that. It's like, oh, Fridays are fun, right? I want you work 12 hours on Friday. Okay. I guess. Thanks. And I'm not sure if they even make it money from it. I know that it's not generating any money, so I doubt that they are. Well, this was one of the shows where they say, oh, we'll be right back after we're
Starting point is 00:04:31 from our sponsors. And then it just comes right back with no ads. Yes. That happened in the one I listened to. That happened to the one I listened to. So I went on Drew and Mike show yesterday. You can find it on the Drew and Mike show. Or if you're on our Patreon, a super cast, I put it out as a mini bonus.
Starting point is 00:04:44 There's two a month. I don't even count as bonus episodes of me on the Drew and Mike show, all original content. And I did bring a few clips, not to come some brings today, but I brought a few clips of the show. I knew that they had a connection and it turned out that this woman Jade was the DJ of Brandon's wedding. I was like, whoops, very well, I won't be too harsh then.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Although I wasn't gonna be too harsh anyway, Jay's fine, she's just not great. She's not great at this. Maybe she's great bad, or maybe she's great at skiing, I don't know. This is not what she's great at, but she's probably a great wedding DJ. I would imagine people were celebrating good times.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Not the point. The point is, I went on the show yesterday and I was talking about the most recent episode, and in that episode 80s like so I lost a hundred pounds and just like whoa Don't even get into that we got to go to break and then they go okay, okay, okay, we'll pause for a second Hey, we're back Hopefully you just heard a commercial like oh, yeah, I'm sure they did
Starting point is 00:05:38 No There was no commercial I don't know what you thought was gonna happen and we were pointing out on that show That you don't have to declare it was a commercial break. Like, I don't do that. I have dynamically inserted ads that will either get dynamically inserted or not. Some people here ads in the show, some people don't. The people who do complain. So I see that.
Starting point is 00:05:58 But the people who don't don't realize that they didn't just hear an ad because I don't go, okay, then we back after this, I just pop it in after the first segment for Kids of the Week because that's my method. And I guess they could probably do that too. Andy, I'm going to let you start off with what you thought summed up the show for you. Listening to these two radio veterans. Well, nothing sums up this show. It's just a bunch of mundane topics that nobody could care less about. And you already brought up the fact that Andy is going on and on about how much weight he's gained and how he's going to lose it. Zuma style. So clip one is a little weight loss talk. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a big week. I've decided once more that I back on it. I'm not going
Starting point is 00:06:42 to be fat anymore. I'm going to try to, I got real fat over the winter. So like, now, which I guess like a lot of people put weight, I got to look at it like that. Like a lot of people put weight on over the winter. Think about like all of the animals, right? Yeah. That's what I was saying. I kept trying to sleep all week because I was like a bear hybrid Nate. So I'm like, what if I can sleep this fat away? That'd be awesome. I just as depressed enough as it takes to actually do that. So did it work? It did not work.
Starting point is 00:07:08 It did not work. No, no, no. In fact, I think it made me fatter because I haven't been doing anything. Right. Hey, believe it or not, there's a guy that's fat on the radio. I know, shocker. I heard him. What's crazy though, I don't know if he explained this and the episode I listened to, one of
Starting point is 00:07:19 them, he explained that he had lost 100 pounds. He was very proud of himself. He lost 100 pounds. And then he put 100 pounds back out over the winter. That's correct. Which would you say you gained a little weight? 100 pounds a person. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:31 That's gaining a lot of weight, sir. That's hard to do. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to brag, but I've lifted 100 pounds. I wouldn't want to do that all day. Yeah, I'd rather die. I have a Fender Twin Reverb 2-Bam.
Starting point is 00:07:42 So yes, I know what it's like to carry around. I guess that's my weight loss to go die Alright, you lose 100 pounds. Well since you brought that clip I want to play a clip from this episode called doing stuff is cool and You just heard how Andy's depressed and things aren't going well. He doesn't move. He doesn't do anything What are we talking about me? Oh, no? No, I'm kidding. I'm getting confused. confused now not you and you play bass in my band And so I know you do stuff talking about this guy my search for hobbies continues
Starting point is 00:08:11 I don't know what to do with myself. I don't know what to do. I I'm just like oh god. I have no Interest in anything. I have no interest in in doing a hobby Yeah, we got to find something that you're interested in no, I don't know why I just some like kind of like oh I've looked up hobbies. I've googled it. I said I'm a hobby. Yeah, we gotta find something that you're interested in. No, I don't know why. I just some like kind of like, oh, I've looked up hobbies, I've Googled it. I said I'm a hobby swork, you know, Google hobbies. And then find something you're into. That is lazy. And you can't tell me it's got to some play video games.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Right. Are you serious? You don't have any hobbies? You don't do anything? Do you watch TV? Are you in it? In Netflix? Well, I put on weight.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Yeah, I know eats. Oh, reading is not a hobby. No, no, eats. O reading is not a hobby. It's got neck on. That's what you do while you're doing your hobby. I've literally never heard, and maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I hang out with interesting people. I've never heard someone tell me they don't have any hobbies.
Starting point is 00:08:55 They don't know what they enjoy to do. Have you ever heard that before? No. It's bizarre, especially not a radio person in it. Yeah, I'm Jesus. Look, you got to have shit to talk about. You got to do stuff. No, no. No. Yeah, Jesus. Look, you got to have shit to talk about. You got to do stuff. You know, to have stuff to talk about.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Nope. No, not at all. So I mentioned that the name of this episode is called Do and Stuff is Cool. And you know, people get real excited when they hear the title of the movie as the dialogue in the movie. That's how I felt about this.
Starting point is 00:09:20 They thought this was one of the greatest things they ever came up with. There's been, it's been very rare in my life where I haven't thought like I was going to hate something and then I haven't hated it. So I got to guess I get it get over that. Like I got to be more like you always tell me I got to be more positive. I got to be more positive like think about things more positively. But like, yeah, everything doesn't suck.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Yeah, I know. Doing stuff is cool. Yeah, see that's where I got it. I got to change that way of thinking. Yeah, doing stuff is cool. Doing stuff is cool. That's like the name of this week's podcast. That'd be a good t-shirt to have. Doing stuff is cool.
Starting point is 00:09:55 No, it's not. It's not being so proud of yourself. Yeah. This is terrible. You just got done saying you don't do anything. Yeah, and then he's like, I do stuff is school, right? Yeah, how would you know?
Starting point is 00:10:06 Is boring people a hobby? I can't even imagine putting on a show as boring and mundane as this and then putting it on the internet. Like, if I record a show like this, I'd be embarrassed. And these people work for a company that's making them do this and then they're putting it up on their website.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Right. As additional content. I know you can be listening to our radio station right now, but it said listen to these assholes, that's making them do this and then they're putting up on their website. Right. As additional content. I know you could be listening to our radio station right now, but it said listen to these assholes, sorry about how they don't have hobbies. Right. And the program director is like, yeah, this is good. We'll put this out.
Starting point is 00:10:34 That guy should be fired too. I like the idea though of talking about things that you don't enjoy doing, as if like that's something that would be, so that they get into this whole conversation about metal detectors. things that you don't enjoy doing, as if that's something that would be, so they get into this whole conversation about metal detectors, and he's not into using a metal detector. So the metal detecting stuff like gets me,
Starting point is 00:10:54 when he talks about it, it's like, makes me want to do it, because like I could see myself being into that, like finding like old coins and stuff. I watch a lot of the history channel stuff that would make sense for me to get into metal detecting But I just haven't I haven't gotten there yet. I haven't gotten that that inherent like passion for it Yeah, let's talk about things we're not interested in. Yeah, I saw it on TV. That was enough for me
Starting point is 00:11:15 Yeah, guys, I don't play pickleball. I want to talk about that for a while. Sure. Yeah, I've never played it How long have you not been playing? Yeah, I know forever and I'm familiar with it. I'm aware of it Yeah, I don't play it. What a fucking horrible conversation this is and then he tries to come up with I don't know something interesting and this is an epic fail You know, I know chalk. I've got a couple other friends that are into it It's so much cooler than golf like golf is the same kind of thing you're walking around with this like yeah, I mean I guess Kind of but not I mean you are walking around with a step really and boom, I take using a metal detector is just like playing golf.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I mean, he's trying to say using a metal detector is less nerdy than golf. He thinks the playing golf is nerdy for some reason, even though it's like successful people do that by that logic grocery shopping is also like golf. You know, you just walk around and walk in the car. You're stuck with the old time. Maybe you're rich enough to someone carries it for you. It's just the same.
Starting point is 00:12:13 God forbid you get some exercise and lose half a pound. So here's their exciting conclusion to metal detecting. So I don't know. It just, it kind of cracked me up. Yeah. That that was a trending story today. Yeah, that is funny. It's funny to think detecting. So I don't know, it just, it kind of cracked me up. Yeah. That that was a trending story today. Yeah, that is funny. It's funny to think about. And I should, all right, you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:31 I'm gonna play that again later because that actually sums up a conclusion when she transitions off the most boring conversation I've ever heard of my life. But Andy, I wanna get back to you first and what you've picked up on here. Great, well, this is another one of those shows where an episode can't go by without somebody being reminded of a song they heard once and having to break and to singing it out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Clip three. The podcast and I know you hate this phrase, but it is a journey and anyone who struggles with weight, you know, it is, it is a journey and it's a constant, you know, I do hate that term and I don't know why it's because it is a journey and it's a positive thing to think of it as a journey because Anyway, I hate that journey. You hate that journey more than this journey. I hate that journey more than my weight loss journey I thought for sure she was gonna say don't stop believing that would have made way more sense And then she sings anyway you want it. That's not as ugly as weight loss like I get the Sky suck and they're probably tired. They probably talking on Michael day, right?
Starting point is 00:13:37 And they're like all right go podcast and by the way these podcasts are exactly a half hour Which is why you know these are radio people because they're retarded. You're like, okay, we got to fill 30 minutes. Why? When he made it. When he, when he thinks it's going to happen after 30 minutes. The next program starts. Nope. It's a podcast. All right. What else you got, Eddie? Okay. So then after that, they have to get into what's going on with Jade's sick cat. Oh, good. Apparently she named after you. Oh, really? Clip 4. Yeah, so we got to have him as Carl update.
Starting point is 00:14:10 She feeling good? Yeah, she's doing much better. She's doing much better. So I don't know what had happened last week. I kind of briefly mentioned that she was ill. I had to take her to the ER twice, had to leave her there the one night. I woke up and she had pooped and thrown up all over
Starting point is 00:14:27 and there was like, you know, the diarrhea. Catcher fond. Wow. This is just two people out to lunch. Correct. This whole conversation is shit that if I was in the break room, I would expect to hear. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Now, mentally, I'm very upset that you just brought in a cat, a Miss Carl, because I guarantee Vinnie's gonna fucking introduce me out the creep off right And clip five let's say there's a little Miss Carl saga here. So clip five much better She's back to her her spunky self now. She's on a different food routine because she didn't really eat for like a week So now she's really hungry and so she just wants to eat like all the time and she's like me And so she just wants to eat like all the time and she's like, me, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:04 that's a good thing though. Yeah, she's back to eat it. Yeah, she's that's gotta be exciting. So what does she like Jade? What does it pass? Well, Andy and Miss Carl have that in common. Every time Andy drives by a Duncan, he's like, me, me. They got a food routine.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I see. All right, I got I got a little confused here. Is she talking about her mom or the cat in clip six? You're like, you're so helpless. You know, they can't tell you what they're wrong. They can't tell you. And that's what my mom and I were talking about. Like, they can't tell you what's wrong. And she's so nutty. Like, she'll get into like a mood and like, I'll go to feed her and she'll like freak out and start hissing at me. And I'm just like I just want to be like, you're so stupid. Like I'm trying to help you. She just said she went, I was talking to my mom and she went on to hiss at me.
Starting point is 00:15:52 And she doesn't help that her mom was shitting in a litter box later. Yeah. It's very confusing. All right. One more, this is the cat is dealing with a lot of changes in its diet. So it's just spring diarrhea everywhere apparently. And there's nothing I want to hear more about than this cat's bowel movement in Clip 7. Dairy on the floor is a terrible metal album.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Oh yeah. That's a terrible name for a metal album. Like this. Dairy on the floor. Dairy on the floor. Or like a terrible metal band name. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Hey, he could tell. Oh my God. One of the things that these people do and I'll have examples of this is like, one person said something to you just like, oh, that was really lame. And then the other person like wants to further the conversation like, oh, this is not a yes and a moment.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Right there. There is a bank on that real. I was gonna say, not a metal band. Would you please play the rest of this clip? Okay, sorry. I probably are on top of this my bad Tyria the floor is not a good metal album. Yeah, die re on the floor open for anvil Some open for 80 cuts. Yeah metal band name. Yeah, well, that's even crazier if it's the because I think it has an album name
Starting point is 00:17:01 It could where work and be like this is you know diarrhea on the floor by diarrhea Right, but there's a band like the self title debut album. It could be I don't know if I'm checking that out of that So self titled debut album diarrhea on the floor That's rough. They'd have to be metal. There's a band called There's a band called diarrhea planets Actually, they're actually pretty they're pretty rad. I saw the Bonnaroo. Whoa, she saw the Bonnaroo. I think I like this show now.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Oh, second. My mind is blown. Diary of Planet played a Bonnaroo. Clip 8 is head-chiroo. If I'm their PD, I have a program we know. Can you guys just play Diary of Planet? So talking about it. Because that would be way better if there's more to you this or this or this. No, and then yeah, it's just a little bit of it.
Starting point is 00:17:58 And he just put it in the entire song, goes with the boner. Which I do recommend checking out. I'll never forget how I discovered Diary of Planet. But it's the boner which I do recommend checking out. I'll never forget how I discovered diarrhea planet But it's enriched everyone's lives Jenna and I were driving back from a funnier die comedy festival We saw Dave Chupal in front of the concords and Pittsburgh or just outside of Pittsburgh and uh I know Jen's in her phone. We're driving back to Rochester and I'm like, hey, what's going on tonight? I was going on like at the bugger or whatever
Starting point is 00:18:21 So she's like, oh there's a bank called diarrhea planet at the bugger she was like, oh, there's a bank called diarrhea planet. I hit the bugger. I was like, well, that's a lot more than a lake. It's even more than a notion. That's a lot of diarrhea. And we got really interested in what they might sound like. And so we looked them up. And I've loved Ghost of the Boner ever since.
Starting point is 00:18:38 What a masterpiece that is. All right, Andy, I want to get into how this episode started from just a few weeks ago. Andy had a lot going on. It is the Jayden Andy show and another week down. It was my birthday week. Happy birthday, Andrew. Yeah, we were supposed to go see a movie, but I postponed it because in the middle of the week, I get up at like 4 a.m. and that is troublesome.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Yeah, well, you know, um. It was his birthday week. Which one's the girl on the show? Oh my god. I'm confused. And I've been getting up from anything as troublesome for this guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yeah, this is so ridiculous because he goes, yeah, we're gonna go out and see a movie. But I don't know if you know this, I'm on a morning show. I have to get up early. Yeah. Movies play all day. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:23 You can call the matinee of your guy. Right, you probably ought to work in time to go see a movie. And so I was confused by that, like, did you not know you had it get a pearly or what was going on that you couldn't go to this movie? You were like, no, no, we'll go on my birthday. I had big dreams. Yeah, and then the day before I was like, cool, so we're still, we're so good tomorrow, 5.30.
Starting point is 00:19:43 You were like, yeah, yeah. Earlier in the morning, I was like, all right, do're still, we're so good tomorrow, 5.30. You were like, yeah, yeah. Earlier in the morning, I was like, all right, do you want to meet at the theater or meet somewhere else? You're like, we'll be to the theater. I'm bad about that. And then three o'clock came and you're like, hey, can we? You mind if we go?
Starting point is 00:19:55 That is like one of my biggest character flaws I'm trying to work on is like, I get excited about stuff and it seems good when I'm not tired, but as soon as I get tired, you know, I'm like thinking, oh god. You started getting tired at 3 p.m. I'm like I can't possibly sit and watch a movie That's not a lot of effort. It's the easiest thing you see you can even do's off and no one will know yeah It's very unsocial It's fine right exactly the easiest thing you possibly do and you sit there going going I don't know if I can watch it a tire movie This is
Starting point is 00:20:26 This is way too much for me. So we had a cancel his plans To go out and see a movie out of the birthday to act in for him. Yeah, and then so I guess they're gonna go see John Wick and Andy I don't know if he's prepared or if he's just off the cuff He's got some hot takes on John Wick the thing I've been trying to figure out about the John Wick movies is the length of time that the movies are supposed to take place over because it could be a week, it could be like a month, you know, that this series of events takes place. And I just keep thinking like that is like the ought to be the worst month of this guy's
Starting point is 00:20:58 life. I mean, he gets asked kicked a bunch of times. He shot like probably 160,000 times. Spoiler alert. You ever think that would you're watching a John Wick movie like, two days gone by or just the same evening. What's going on? He must be tired. He's concerned about how tired you are.
Starting point is 00:21:19 It's like, when does he? What an active day. I hope he naps her a few weeks. That's what I'm worried about the Spain of time. Not the 50 year old guy that can barely walk. That's doing a karate kick through three guys. Come on, Andy, the fourth wall, I kill him over here. So that turns into easily the most boring conversation possible. I can't believe the instincts on this guy, it kind of makes sense.
Starting point is 00:21:37 He's from like Dave and Chuck the freak, because they find a way to do four hours a day and talk about nothing. They cover no gravity, they're not they find a way to do four hours a day and talk about nothing. They cover no ground. There's no sports talks. There's no music talks.
Starting point is 00:21:52 There's no current events talk. They talk about nothing. It's it's almost impossible to do. And I guess this is how you do it. You get a you go the whole way. Do you get like a you get like popcorn? You get the snacks. You do the whole movie experience. you get like, you get like popcorn, you get the snacks, you do the whole
Starting point is 00:22:05 movie experience, you get the butter. It depends on, it depends on the situation, right? So it depends on how much I've eaten prior to going to the movies, right? Oh, see that answer is going to prolong this conversation. Well, you should say, I don't know who gives a shit right. Shut that radio shit down well you like the buttery you like some candy it's like dorkles they started selling beer at the movies do you think selling a $13 beer when I could buy it for $3 at the convenience
Starting point is 00:22:36 store is gonna stop me from smuggling beer into the movies no I don't think so a lot of guys really hungry now he's gonna beer down in front of his pants. So, could be that. Then they go on to talk about that movie theater butter. I don't know if you guys have heard this conversation before. This is pretty good stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:54 What do you think about that chemical butter? Because I tend to prefer it. I love it. I think it's probably one of the greatest chemical things that they've ever played. Yeah, it is. We talk a lot about it on the morning show James and his chemical foods. Oh, they talk about that in the morning show, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Hey, well, I'm doing my morning entertainment all wrong. That's right. I don't listen to shows talking about the butter on popcorn and movie theaters. How delicious that is. Now, we even chuck the freak. It really drowns out the noise of my kids in the back seat. Right. We have stars.
Starting point is 00:23:21 We talk about that a lot. Yeah. For more butter talk, tune in to WRIA. Guys, think about this. It started with, I was gonna go see a movie with Jay to my birthday. At 3 p.m., I decided I can't possibly pull this off, so I canceled plans. And then they talk about the food they eat at movie theaters. And then that transitions into a whole conversation around food and
Starting point is 00:23:45 vending machine food, specifically because these two work in the same building, they're co-workers. So they know the same vending machine. They know what's in there. Yeah, you used to be a lot crazier. I know about the vending machines. Like you'd get stuff out of there that I was like, oh my god.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah, I've kind of toned it down on the vending machine stuff because they have sandwiches in there now. And are they sketchy? Are to eat them quite a bit. They have no condiments on them. So I had to bring in my own mustard. You brought in mustard from home. Yeah. What kind of mustard do you choose? Is it just like the yellow? Yeah. Falkers. Falkers are fronches. Yeah. I like the OG. You like just like standard yellow mustard. I like standard. I mean, I like other other mustard's as well But on a sandwich. I like the yellow mustard gives a shit who gives a fuck imagine being this uninteresting and thinking I should probably have a microphone in front of my face. Yeah, can you imagine what color?
Starting point is 00:24:36 Can you fucking imagine she's talking about you need to save just out of a running machine and Andy's in sick is to be like, oh yeah? What is that like? It's like just feeling like, ah, okay. Anyway, I saw the new first- The fracture level topic. Oh, it gets worse. What kind of mustard?
Starting point is 00:24:53 Oh, it gets even worse. We're still talking vending machine food. You ever tried the eggs? Oh, no. Every once in a while they just have eggs in there. Yeah, like a hard boiled egg. Yeah, they threw me off with their tuna too because the tuna came with something that had mayo, but it said that it was
Starting point is 00:25:08 heat resistant mayo. I think all mayo is heat resistant. I don't know. It's made of eggs. I mean, you don't want to have mayo be warm for too long. What I mean, who cares? I know. Thank you. Sorry. I got distracted for a second. And this riveting conversation about two to say, which is out of a fucking vending machine. And I wish I could tell you that it ended there, but nope, there's more egg talk coming up. You know, it's a food that I don't mind that I think a lot of people think is disgusting.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Everything. Is pickled eggs. I don't mind a pickled egg. I don't mind a pickled egg. Do you like a, like a double-dead? I love a devil-dead. I love a devil-dead. I love a devil-dead. I don't like thinking pickle dig. I don't mind a pickle dig. Do you like a like a double Deg? I love a devil day. I love a devil day. I love a devil day. I don't like thinking about what it is Yeah, I mean I guess it and I've got the mayo in it. We've got oh everyone pretend podcasting is boring holy shit We're really wet for pickle legs to devil legs and this is the conversation that we're having now
Starting point is 00:26:01 Do you devil legs the other fight? Yeah. What about in the morning? How do you like them? How do you take them when you go to the diner? Let's go through all the ways an egg can be cooked. Well, thankfully Andy, they get off the egg talk, but they immediately get on the olive talk. And they say that olives are a very polarizing food because some people like them.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's typical tone. That's polarizing. Yeah, I know. That's him and we'll talk. That's polarizing. Yeah, I know. It's really, by the way, and this gets controversial here. So people don't like that sort of thing. You can turn off now. And so because we're talking about olives,
Starting point is 00:26:36 Jade is gonna tell her Martini story. Now, this is where things get exciting, guys. I know this has been very mundane, but this is where things get great. Yeah. You drink a martini? Well, okay, so I have a funny story about martini. So my two best girlfriends, they love a dirty martini. And they'll like, one of them gets it like extra dirty, like extra olive juice loves it.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And so we had gone, this was like maybe a year or so ago. I've never really been a fan of the martini because I don't like the olive. And so we go out to get drinks and have dinner girls night. And the waitress comes over and, you know, Amber orders a dirty martini, Kaelin orders a dirty martini. And I full blown panic like I've never ordered a drink a day in my life. And I've been ordering drinks for a long time now. And so I panic and I'm like, I'll have the same. But the waitress walks away and Amber looks at me and she's like, do you like those now?
Starting point is 00:27:34 And I was like, I don't know. I guess I'll give it another try. And she's like, you've literally never liked any Martini, like a dirty Martini that you've ever had. I love that story. Why would you start that with saying I have a funny story? She tells you. She tells you anything that she's ever done
Starting point is 00:27:51 is a story worth telling. No, I mean, you fucked up. You ordered the wrong drink. Right, good one. I have clips here of her. I don't even really want to play them because I'm so fucking insanely boring. Well, I misspelled weather and it took me to a porn site. Luckily, I closed the tab in time and nobody saw it And nobody ever knew it that I did it great story. I got a porn site on purpose
Starting point is 00:28:18 I'm interested. Clip 12. This is the coffee fiasco story. You'll never believe this is the most compelling 30 seconds of audio ever recorded. Flip the cup around and sure enough, she thought instead of iced coffee, she thought I said ice latte, which I guess it was so loud and there's a million people I can understand why she made that mistake. But as someone who doesn't drink lattes and as an adult, I don't drink a lot of milk because I am a grown-ass woman, not drinking a lot of milk. I'm like, what am I gonna do?
Starting point is 00:28:50 Am I gonna wait again in this long ass line and be like, you gave me the wrong drink? Yeah, or just just drink it, I guess. But then I had that realization of, I don't drink a lot of milk. Oh, I don't get you. And I just drank a medium-sized glass of milk. That's all it is. It's like a glass of slightly coffee flavored milk before I go get on a two and a half
Starting point is 00:29:11 hour flight. Oh, stupid fucking blah blah. Oh, great story. What the fuck? Why is she talking about that? I sum this story up like this. I drank some milk ones. Yeah. Milk doesn't agree. Great. My system. up like this. I drink some milk once. Yeah. Milk doesn't agree with my system. Good one. Well, get this person a microphone. All right, so they're still talking about olives. And Andy says this. Is an olives taste all in the brain? Like, have you changed your brain's feelings on the taste of it itself? I do think that the taste of olives are in the brain and here's why. What a weird sound bitey way to answer that question.
Starting point is 00:29:48 I do think that it is in the brain and here is why. Who talks like that? Someone who's buying time. Yeah. But why? That's all they're doing is filling time. Yeah. Thinking is in the brain and tasting is on the tongue.
Starting point is 00:30:01 It's so fucking important. Let's get into this. I'm sure all five of your senses are processed in the brain, so I'm like, that's a stupid thing to say. No, yeah, only olives. The brain's only responsible for them. Like, olives are not, that's a damn thing. You got it.
Starting point is 00:30:13 And then Jade with another fucking hot take, I would love to just talk to her all day and find out more about her fascinating life. I will say this, anytime I've gone to a restaurant or there's been black olives in a salad or on a pizza I'm like I can't eat these these taste different than the ones that you get like in the can at the grocery store Do these people know they're competing against everything else?
Starting point is 00:30:33 This is a podcast. It's not someone's not tuning in to the station They programmed in their car and they're like, ah, fuck it. I don't think I changed it out with them Yeah, no, there's a podcast you're up against everything You're up against smartness like what are you doing? Why do you think anyone would do an into this? This is terrible So this is the last clip I have on this whole food conversation that went on for literally 15 of the 30 minutes this show is Yeah, that's how this show fucking starts is Talking about they go back to devil dags and how much they enjoy devil dags
Starting point is 00:31:02 Even though he's out of fan of mayonnaise. He'll need a devil dags. He likes the mustard part. I feel like there's this inherent greed I have with devil dags that comes out of me and I'm like, I don't care that it took time to make all 60 of these eggs. I'm going to be 55 of them. Is it also because devil was in the name? Yeah, it's devil. It is devil. Yeah, it is devil. The devil dags that we tried. Well, it's the devil legs. That's what I'm talking about. Well, you don't have to just say every thought that comes to your head. I have a filter.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Do you also like devil legs? Does it call devil legs? No, I wouldn't care what they were calling. What do you mean? What about Easter eggs? What's your favorite color Easter eggs? I know, I'd be dead seriously. Let's go through all the colors.
Starting point is 00:31:39 We can do a parody of this show and no one would listen to it because it would be too spot on. They'd be like, no, it'd be like, how Chad does like the hype trade now. And he's like, always asking for likes. And he's like, yeah, I do this because I'm goofing
Starting point is 00:31:49 on the air and you're like, no, no, you do this more than the air it does. You mean, like you just turned into the thing that you don't like. So I can't even do a parody of this. So this is what I wanted to play for you before, is finally, Jade is ready to transition the conversation away from the foods that they enjoy.
Starting point is 00:32:05 What a weird start to our show today that we just talked for 15 minutes about snacks and popcorn and everything else. I have a very funny thought in my head right now. You do? Yeah, don't believe it. Yeah, exactly. You know, I heard that. I doubt it. Yeah. I will doubt that very much.
Starting point is 00:32:22 So the funny thundercut and we already played some of these clips, but apparently in Denmark, some young girl was using a metal detector on the beach and found these old Viking coins that are thousands of thousands of years old and a museum wanted to buy them and it was worth a lot of money and stuff. And she's like, and we have that friend, none of us know, who likes to use his metal detector and he never finds anything. So I just thought, funny is that that our front that asshole This girl didn't so well with that what a loser. Yeah, so this is after all of that conversation She's gonna wrap up her funny thought. So I don't know. It just it kind of cracked me up. Yeah, that that was a trending story today
Starting point is 00:33:01 Yeah, that is that is funny. It's funny to think about yeah It kind of cracked you up. Oh, yeah, that that was a trending story today. Yeah, that is that is funny. It's funny to think about yeah It kind of cracked you up. Oh, yeah, it is funny That's how I explain that I find something to be humorous I go. Oh, yeah, that is funny. That is funny It's a funny thought. Thanks for sharing. You just talked me out of starting my middle detecting hobby Well, I didn't pull all the clips. I'm saying it's a boring. Yeah, but they were explaining that when you do use a metal detector You have to dig and there's a lot of bending down and I'm like oh my god I'm talking to Tommy from MSCS meeting you think everyone's an alien who doesn't know fucking life works on this show Why do you bend down at the waist?
Starting point is 00:33:35 Trude you take a knee let me your right knee so then it doesn't end there unfortunately Well, I don't mind something cool. That would make it all worth it like if you found like a hundred thousand dollar coin or something Yeah, yeah, good point Andy Thanks for bringing that to our attention just you guys know using a metal detector might not be the coolest thing But what if you found like something that was really valuable. Yeah, that'd be neat. Mm-hmm That'd be funny. What the fuck I get what more on this place scratch off lottery Yes, right I can't as a hobby. I can't imagine two people less capable of an interesting conversation
Starting point is 00:34:08 Doing a podcast together. This is insane. You would think they would sit down with each other and be like All right, we got to get our shit together. This is what are we doing my fucking parents could podcast circles around And they don't even know what a podcast is Andy, what else do you want to hit on, buddy? Well, last clip, this is on the heels of talking about the diarrhea. They start talking about how people who run marathons, you know, if you're running a marathon and you have to go to the bathroom, you just shit your pants and it's the coolest thing you can possibly do.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Good night. Yeah, no, I think that the bigger concern and I don't want to I don't want to shield you from running But I'm sure you know these stories like marathon runners that have like poop their pants. Oh, they just poop right right there Yeah, they're hardcore. See I'll I've had that before where I started out going for run and then I'm like Oh, we got something yeah Yeah Got something going on Michael Michael Jackson Got something going on. Michael Michael Jackson.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And then I run. Yep. Radon Q, let's do some voices. Yeah. So how you do it? GGL and Michael Jackson. Hardcore shitty. Boom, when Andy has to shit, it's for a very different reason.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It's because it's been eating food nonstop for 48 hours straight. Marathon Run is very different. Very different reason why they have to take a shit. All right. So then they can do a car. They finally get a topic going. And their topic is going to be about AI. I guess they're talking about like what hobbies Andy could have. And Jade's trying to help out as a good friend does. I wish I was a student should start playing around with AI apparently because of the AI is all over the news. I mean, I don't know. Have you tried the chat?
Starting point is 00:35:45 I haven't messed around with that at all. Have you? No, because I don't like it. I don't like it either. I'm not into it. And there's a lot of people who say, like, if you don't embrace AI, then you're going to be left behind, right? Like we're going to be the old people.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Yeah. I don't want to do it. First off, it is chat GPT. I checked GPS. Global positioning satellites. in his chat, G-P-T, chat G-P-S, not global positioning satellites. But more importantly, what a fucking retarded conversation. Well, you know what you could do is a hobby is AI. What? What? What do you mean? Yeah. I mean, that's almost the same as saying you ever Google stuff. Like, yeah, I've done that. That's a hobby. No, let's talk about it. That's not, yeah. That's not a hobby at all.
Starting point is 00:36:25 So then they get into their spicy AI talk. But AI is just, it's really scary. And I, in a lot of circumstances, I don't understand the point. I don't understand why they're trying to make artificial intelligence. Like I don't understand that. Like artificial intelligence means a man made intelligence,
Starting point is 00:36:44 which means that we're basically trying to replace our brains. Right. Somebody's got to have it. You know there's none on this show. Somebody's got to be intelligent. Well that's just so funny about it. They go, I'm afraid of AI. I'm like, you should be. You should be.
Starting point is 00:36:56 You're a more naughty computer. Could be way more entertaining and interesting on a podcast than the two of you. If anyone should be afraid for their job, it's these two ass ads. Agreed, but he started out by saying I should be getting into this. Yeah, I know. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:37:11 It's, she's like, yeah, you should be two and now they're scared of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, immediately. And this, this is the dumbest thing they say. What was that? It's the second time that I have old. It sounded like you came from over there. Is my equipment blowing up?
Starting point is 00:37:24 I don't know. All right, we'll figure it out. They could like an AI program could completely just like have a total AIJ or a total AI Andy. Right. I don't think that AIJ and Andy show would be quite as entertaining. I don't think it would be. You don't?
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah, I got my telltimes on that. Yeah, you know what AI doesn't do? This is like what, I'll lose for 20 minutes. AI doesn't give a fuck about olives. I love that they're like, well,? Hey, I don't do this. It's like what olives for 20 minutes. I had to give a fuck about olives I love it. They're like well, I mean at least we're safe. No Not even close you guys have done nothing I listen to multiple episodes I know you listen like none of us picked up on anything. It was like all right. These people are interesting No, she more compelling. There's no personality here. There's nothing going on at all
Starting point is 00:38:01 And I blame Dave and Chuck. I think that Dave and Chuck is such a boring show. And this guy's probably the most interesting part that he thinks he can just come on here and be like, I don't know, man, AI, scary shit, right? They're like, whoa! Whoa! Oh, this is nuts! And then we've talked about all these topics
Starting point is 00:38:19 that I brought to you today. Andy is going to tie it all together at the end. Yeah, that makes me, these discussions about AI make me want to eat more eggs, more devil eggs. Yeah, well, I think, because it makes you want to maybe do more stuff because doing stuff is cool. Yeah, it makes me want to do more stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:36 There you go. The fear of AI makes me want to do more stuff. It's like retarded. Ah! I can't fucking take it. It's like retarded side-feld. You it. It's like retarded sign felled. You know, like in sign fell, there's all these multiple plots and it all comes together at the end.
Starting point is 00:38:49 These guys are just like, all right, we talked about three different things. So AI makes me like devil eggs and hobbies. Like, what? No. That was stupid. That's a marker board that just says AI and eggs. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:39:02 So then they ask the big question. They're going to ask their audience this big question. Well, I guess we should throw that out to the listeners, the people who have made it to the end of our show today. Yeah, we'll ask you this question. Would you eat AI double-deague or human double-deague? Yeah, if you had to choose, and there was only, there was two devil-deagues there,
Starting point is 00:39:20 and one of them was an AI double-deague, and then the other one was a regular devil-deague, made by human with love And care and care which would you which would you choose don't even know what AI is? I care to their congratulating themselves over there. Yeah, I'm sure they are they actually asked her like hey Send this a note on social media. We'll talk about it next week Like what do you guys think? It's like AI doesn't make I Want to talk about like a devil X recipe,
Starting point is 00:39:45 which is the same as googling it. Which is what people would do anyway. I honestly can't figure out what they think AI is. This guy's already comes to the conclusion that AI is robots who go around and make food. And you say they're not interesting. They broke your brain. They're fucking retarded.
Starting point is 00:40:01 And I played this clip on the Drew and Mike show, but I have to play it here because the most recent episode, they came out and they started out by bragging about their listenership. Now keep in mind, they're on the Rift in Detroit and this guy, Andy's on a bunch of markets, David Chuck the Freak. So they should have a built-in audience.
Starting point is 00:40:23 They're already on the radio, they're already talking to people, they have a name. And we, um, we got to give a huge shout out to all the people who have tuned in and listen, we do this every week, but usually it's more towards the end of the show. But I will say, um, almost every episode is close to a thousand downloads, which is, they awesome. Yes, it is awesome. It is awesome. It is cool. People are consistently downloading. I'm gonna say whoa.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Yeah, whoa. They will. And I said this on cured mic, and I'll say the guy did real quick. When we started out, we didn't have a lot of downloads. Between 100 and 200 was typical for, episode of Who Are These Podcasts. And then we started to grow.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Never once did I have 912 downloads and think, I should probably brag about this. They still wasn't like, ah, we did it. We made it. Now, you're still not there yet. I got it up, you guys have ever seen a ratings book, but having less than 1,000 listeners would give you like a zero share.
Starting point is 00:41:18 It's not impressive. And I wouldn't brag about it on the show, especially if you want to get advertising someday. Those ones that obviously you do not have. I'm sorry to put you through this one. Oh, this is a terrible show. So boring. Yeah, really. It's just suddenly they're trying to fill 30 minutes. Like two people have sat down like, all right, we got 30 minutes to kill. So let's just do it. And they're being forced to do it. And it sounds like it. Yeah. Yeah. It's really bad. All right. Let's move on. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one comes in from Adam Thoreau. And he wrote,
Starting point is 00:41:51 Gather Round Everybody Storytime. I'd rather not explain this one to you and just let it surprise you. So I've not even listened to this yet. So this is all news to me. I just trust Adam. Let's see what happens. Even if she quit her job as a barista, she'd still be required to provide extraneous services, which covered a lot of areas without pay. The worst extraneous service, so far, had been the month she'd had to spend a drinking piss out of cocks in the men's bathroom. Every size, shape, color, and stink of cocks shoved into her mouth, where she had to suck just gently
Starting point is 00:42:25 enough to swallow the piss without getting them too hard to piss. And since it was a coffee shop, every man in the place had to piss constantly. Hey, compared to the last hot guy we just did, this is fucking crazy. What the fuck was that wow Alright guys here's the deal. I am going to a hockey game tonight the hockey game starts at seven We started recording at five which means we got to move quickly today We got to get to it and get out so I can watch the Amherst play Toronto and what could be a decisive game three The Amherst move out of the playoffs and I was very excited about that.
Starting point is 00:43:08 But first, I want to bring on a guy's listen to the show for a long time. Bob Kett from Philadelphia. He went to the Pots Town Uncle Rico show. And I'm going to say this before even comes on. I'm not here to bash the live show in any manner. I'm just interested in what his experience was because I know there's some technical issues and I feel for them. I've had technical issues at live shows, so I get it and it sucks and it's not fun. So I'm not going to laugh about any of that sort of thing or
Starting point is 00:43:36 victory lap on anything like that, obviously. And I want people to go to more live shows. I want people to come out and enjoy, you know, chually in the gang and Anthony Cumi was there, Casey Armstrong. A lot of friends of ours were at this live show, Bob Levy. And so I love people supported that. And they went out to it. But I've heard a lot of different accounts. I read on Reddit, Howard Sternfanny went there, didn't know the Uncle Rico show, didn't know Perry Caravello, and was just like, ah, you know, the way he explained it was compelling.
Starting point is 00:44:09 The way he explained it, from his perspective, wow, sounds crazy. And then of course I've heard Anthony's take on it. I've heard Julian Bob's take on it. Ray DeVito's take, Ray DeVito, he's coming out on Saturday, got a lot to talk to him about,
Starting point is 00:44:22 because he was there as a performer. He did six and a half minutes of standup. He a performer. He did six and a half minutes of standup He drove two hours Did six and a half minutes of standup and then when he was like, hey, where's our Airbnb? They're like, oh no, there's no room for you. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking brutal. So Portray but with that said Bobcat, what's up, buddy? How you doing Carl? Andy Chris? I'm doing well.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I think I heard you with Elha Reble, talking a little bit about your experience. Yeah, I called them when I got home. Yes. I was very interested in what you had to say, so I thought, I'd like you at my show to talk about this, because it seemed like it was an eventful event, if that makes any sense.
Starting point is 00:45:00 It was, and I'm glad you prefaced all that stuff. I was gonna say pretty much the same thing. I'm a fan of you guys, I'm a fan of them. I don't have any agendas I don't hate shooly like all those other people. I listened to oh and I listened to Howard I love I really like all these people so I went there as a fan. I bought my ticket literally as soon as it went on sale I was excited to go I didn't go there to try to bash anybody or anything else. And I've been to two of your events, Nashville and Chicago, which were very well planned out. And you had tech issues, I understand that I work in tech. We test things a hundred times
Starting point is 00:45:37 and then the shit breaks as soon as we get started. Exactly. So I felt bad for them. I felt bad for Chris and E-Sale or Joe, sorry. But so I was texting with Cardiff because bad for them. I felt bad for Chris and ESO or Joe. Sorry. Yeah. Um, but so I was texting with Cardiff because uh, it was joking. I told me to stay at my house and he said, because doors closed open at five and show it's closed at six. And I was texting him at like five. I'm like, what time do you think I should get there? He's like, the doors aren't even open yet. I'd probably come at like quarter up. So I got there around five, fifty. I'd say there was about 60 cars in the lot. There weren't a lot of people in there yet.
Starting point is 00:46:09 I did buy VIP. I get another preface. I don't care about money. I've paid to go to your shows. I'm going to see Pearl Jam in Texas. I don't care about money. It's just, I should get what I pay for. Right.
Starting point is 00:46:21 And so I paid the $40 for the VIP, which was supposed to be premium seating poster and a meet and greet. So like I said, I got there at $5.50 and I immediately could tell they were having problems. I could see ESO and the other guy running around like crazy and I felt bad for that. Yeah. And I could tell immediately it looked like they're one of their boards with having problems and some of the mic cables and the cable going into the laptop was having issues. So after about 15 minutes of that, they came out on stage and tried to power through
Starting point is 00:46:50 and they quickly realized after about three minutes it wasn't gonna happen, they said, we'll be right back. And then I think the show finally did start around 710 and they had most of the mics working, they replaced the board, but the cable going into the laptop was buzzing like crazy. So any time they played video, it was this terrible buzz. But then the producer was doing good job.
Starting point is 00:47:12 He would lower it when the guys were talking to get rid of the buzz, but any time they went back to the screen, it was terrible. That's one of those things, what are you gonna do? I mean, I've been in that predicament, and you're like, well, we just gotta do it
Starting point is 00:47:22 because this is what the show is. Did they truck out Anthony Cumier to do that? 20 minutes. I think they did. But real quick, before you go further, I just want to back up a second because one of the things I heard, this venue is a weird venue. And I don't know why it's called a comedy club. I don't know if it is not.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Okay, because they keep saying Soul Joil's comedy club. So apparently this is this big building. I saw pictures of it. Probably a lot of people have. It looked more like it would be a place where someone would get married. It's a very big like ballroom that they set up all these chairs.
Starting point is 00:47:52 You know, there's a stage and they set up all these chairs like a wedding. Like the Natchville city winery? No, that's a venue. Yeah. Where there's live music, live performances. There's no stage. This is not that at all.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Okay. I don't think they had sound there, which is why they had to bring their own sound, is why they had issues. Correct. Hold on, the funniest part is I just gotta get this part point out, because it's this big building, you walk in and one of the wings of the building
Starting point is 00:48:16 has a funeral going on. And it's Darryl Hall's mom. Darryl Hall from Hollow Notes is from Botsville. And his mom just passed away. Was he there? Yes Signing autographs. Yeah, he's signing Shuley posters. Did Cardiff get him on his show? Probably see you walk in you're like funeral this way Suddening John this way you're like ah I'm not even sure now. Can we do both? Does VIP cover that?
Starting point is 00:48:45 SoulJules used to be in the next town over and it literally was just a tent, like a tent. And I think he lost that space. So it's actually called Sunleybrook and it's like a wedding venue. It's just a huge building and then they have all these little rooms in there. So they were in the biggest space
Starting point is 00:49:04 because I think they were trying to sell a thousand tickets. I'd say maybe it should have said 360 and again, I'm not going to get truly, I would have guessed about 250. Okay. And the first 10 rows were VIP. We had padded seats and then the next 20 seats back were GA. So I did get premium seating. That was fine. They didn't really have a lot of staff. They kind of just gave us a wristband and moved us up to the front. And then I had heard beforehand, they were gonna do the podcast first,
Starting point is 00:49:31 then clear everybody out and do meet and greet, and then do the comedy show. Okay. And when I heard that, I'm like, I don't know how they're possibly gonna do this. Is there anywhere for you to go between the... There's a bar somewhere, right? There was a bar in the back corner.
Starting point is 00:49:44 There was a little tiny bar and then on the other side they had some like munchy food whatever no merch table no nothing else just this massive space with like maybe 30 rows of seat in the front I did post some pictures on Reddit yeah I saw that so they finally started they had a package of of Uncle Rico's daughter and John it looked like it was about a 40-minute video. They got through 12 minutes of that. Anthony came out and did some stuff. Bob, I don't care about it.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Bob was bombed and he was eating addables and he was trashed, but he was funny. He was good, a lot of screaming. And then they brought it up. Bob claimed that miserable as company that he was not. He said he had a couple of addables, but he said he was not bombed. I'll just point that out, but I've heard other people say that they thought differently, but okay, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:50:30 This is your interpretation. I'll just let you go. This is Bob Kent. And I like Bob. I like Bob. I'm a fan. Yeah. All right, so then Anthony came out.
Starting point is 00:50:40 He was funny. Casey came out. He had his clipboard. He was more worried about the strip club afterwards. And I told him, I'm like, dude, you don't want to go there. It's a complete shithole in not a good part of town. And then I don't know if you saw Anthony's tweet afterwards. He said it was like, Pig AIDS or something. Though, I'm like, I told you so. And then there was people in the venue asking me, I was like, look, I'm local local you don't want to go there And like this one guy was from Portland everyone came to see
Starting point is 00:51:08 Perry basically. Yeah, there were a lot of Perry Caravella fans there I can't tell me explain to me who that is because I know apparently when he came out He got like a standing ovation. Yeah, people don't know he started crying. Yeah, like I said with his Like wow, could they flew out from California to be there and I got saved with this, I was like, wow, could they flew him out from California to be there? And Perry Carvel, I guess, now he has like a show, a streaming show where people like send shit to his house that he doesn't like,
Starting point is 00:51:32 and then for money, he'll like eat a pickle, he hates pickles, like it's bizarre. But the reason why people know about this guy is because Adam Crowe and Jimmy Kimmel decided to make a movie 20 plus years ago, called Windy City Heat, where they had this whole movie production Around this one guy Perry Carevello wanted to be famous. He was the only one who didn't know it was a fake movie Okay, so they just fuck with them the entire time it's like the movie. It's them fucking with them making this movie
Starting point is 00:51:57 Oh, I want to see that yeah, it's great and him not being in on the joke. He's like a Carl Pilkington type. Yes, okay Very much so he's always like, it's very mad. It screams and swears of people. But I'm sorry. It's hilarious, but it gets her it gets her repetitive. So speaking of pickles, your buddy Mike Morse, the only contribution he made to the podcast was he would get after they brought Perry out. He'd go over to Perry and stick a pickle in his face and Perry would get mad. I swear, he didn't say two fucking words during the entire podcast. And he walks around. He's like a six-year-old man.
Starting point is 00:52:33 He's got fucking earrings in. And he thinks he's like, he contributed nothing. How was it standoff? If I have an agenda, he'd stand off. He played a song and it was kind of cheesy. It just, they call him the other guy for a reason. I just, again, I'm not a comedian, I'm not an agenda, but that guy sucks.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I'm sorry. Did he do his hand puppet routine? Or the hands of a second to each other? Just, he played a song. It wasn't bad. It's just, he contributes nothing. I got it. Shulian was really emcee.
Starting point is 00:53:06 So, they just abruptly end the podcast after like an hour and they're like, we'll do meet and greet and then we'll do some comedy. Cool. So, then 30 minutes goes by and nothing happens. I'm like, what's going on? So, I texted Cardiff again. He's like, now that meet and greets at the end and I'm like, shit, I'm like, I can't stay here till midnight.
Starting point is 00:53:25 So then after 30 minutes, they start the comedy show. And then they announce Ray, and say he's the funniest guy from Ohio, and people have no idea who Ray is. He doesn't get booed, he doesn't get cheered. He can out, I'm sorry, before that, for like 25 minutes I watched him. He was in the front row in the corner,
Starting point is 00:53:44 just like pounding beers, like during the end of the podcast. So he comes on stage, I would say six and a half minutes is generous. I don't think he was on stage for that long. He did have one good joke about Chad, but it was more of the jokes than people knowing Chad, they got a little bit of a pop, but it was talking about the subway or something. And he said on his podcast that he just written the material because it was going to get leaked. It was uncomfortable. He didn't seem comfortable on stage. And then he abruptly just like stopped after six minutes. And it was like, you guys going to come get me. Like, what's going on? I'm done. I need some adult. I guess that video's out there, right?
Starting point is 00:54:25 Ray leaked it himself, right? And it went for two. Producer Joe comes around the side and goes, you're supposed to announce the next guy. And then he starts ripping the producers. So then surely comes around the other side. Because apparently, that's the thing. It was completely unorganized. People didn't know how long they were supposed to be up there.
Starting point is 00:54:43 And so then surely comes running up because apparently Shulie thought he told him 10 minutes and Shulie was out smoking. So Shulie comes up and then introduces Carter. Okay. Carter comes up with his cute cards and Carter did great in the beginning. He did this stuff on Kevin Brennan that killed. Then he went into this thing, oh, then he busted on Mike Morris for a couple of minutes, that killed. And but I don't think people really knew who Mike was.
Starting point is 00:55:05 So then he does like four minutes of Chad material and the Dale May reshade. And nobody knew who Chad was. And it just completely bombed. They felt bad for it. All right. Can I stop you right there? I want to ask you about this because this is one of the things that I heard. And by the way, again, profs to Shule, you bring in all these different people together.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Perry Caravallo, you got Anthony Cumia, you know, you get the Uncle Rico show. And so from what I heard, and what I read in the Howard Stern subreddit, is that there were a lot of people who didn't know what Uncle Rico was, they didn't realize that people are gonna be gripping on Southern John, which is nuts. People are like, whoa, Southern John, why are we talking about that? And then there are people there just for Perry Caravello, who didn't know Ray DeVito or Chan Tsubak or Cardiff Electrix, it was like a weird crowd.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Oh, weird. Yeah, because other people came because they're like, Howard Stern fans, and the KCM strong's there, and Shuliegar and Bob Levy, and they know Howard Stern or Anthony Cooom is there, and they know what we're in at, they so, because they're in an area close to Philly, not too far from New York, where you're gonna get people like, oh like oh okay like these guys I forgot I also have them on the radio and then they show up and it's like this whole weird thing of this like internet lore that's been
Starting point is 00:56:11 growing for the last five or six years if you're not in on it like what is what is this here this guy's a potato yeah in my opinion it was probably 85% peri people people who just yes he's that big I mean in this crowd yes I think it was only like 250 people and that's all right it's a big room is the problem do you really people is a good good a good number of people it was it looked good it was a good attendance I'm not ripping the crowd at all yeah but most people had on the PCL shirts or the shirts with his address on him no shit or the Or the pickle and signs and co-people dressed as him. But I, and again, I'm not ripping anybody, but really, I don't think people, like, all right.
Starting point is 00:56:53 So then, Cardiff went into the squeegee joke. Nobody knew what it was except me. I don't know. I'm saying. And like Carlos D. D. D. D. D. said, that's like not knowing free bird. But I loved it. I thought it was great, but nobody really knew what was going on.
Starting point is 00:57:09 And he said, the majority of people were there for Perry. They were a couple, Uncle Rico people. Like I know all people. So like I was, I was enjoying myself, except for the delay and then whatever. So then he does squeegee bit. They just, I'm sure, my people were confused. Like who's this fucking guy with this Spider-Man mask?
Starting point is 00:57:25 Yeah. So then the Tony Hawk guy comes up and that wasn't very good. And then at that point, I'm like, I gotta go. I'm like, I don't know. And I'm, I just said, at that point, it was like 10 o'clock. And I'm like, I don't know before the second handle. Yeah. So then I'm like, all right, well, where's my poster?
Starting point is 00:57:46 Because I don't know if you go to a well-attended event. You got a nice poster. Yes. Yeah. So, no poster? What the fuck, they promised a poster? No poster. And then apparently at the end when they did meet and greet,
Starting point is 00:57:59 surely it was like, everyone can come. Who gives a shit? So again, I don't care how much it was, but it wasn't what I was promised. I didn't give a poster. I didn't really get a meeting greet. I did get preferred seating. It just, it seemed like he had no schedule or anything. And the communication, like you said,
Starting point is 00:58:17 telling Ray where he's going to sleep, or how long people were supposed to be up there. And it seemed like they just flew by the seat of their pants, and it was very unorganized. Okay. I think that's part of the charm of it, especially if you bring Perry in, you want it to be up there and it seemed like they just flew by the sea to their pants and it was very unorganized. Okay. I think that's part of the charm of it, especially if you bring Perry and you want it to be. And I guess the big pat at the end was Hype at Jericho. I saw the pictures of that. Thank God. I saw the pictures. I was just paying down. They put blue cheese in his ass for Bob Lee. We'd eat it out and then someone shoved him like a phone in the
Starting point is 00:58:42 blue cheese and his ass. This is what I've heard, I don't know, I wasn't there. It happened, I have saw the pictures and my other buddy was there, he had lead. And then apparently Perry did like an hour of just telling the stories like the 92 story, I don't know if you know the Perry lore. No, I don't. The 92 story, he'd got promised a job
Starting point is 00:58:58 on a Christina Aguilera movie and the agent told him that he had to blow him and Perry said no and he goes, well you have to jerk me off and I'm gonna blow you. That's the 92 story and apparently agent told him that he had to blow him and Perry said no and he goes, well, you have to jerk me off and I'm going to blow you. That's the 92 story and apparently people get him to tell this story, Randy Callahan. And so they got him to tell the story again and then they gave him pizzas and he threw the pizzas to people and then they gave him McDonald's and he kicked out of people and then they gave him sprite and pickles and just the same's it's repetitive but it's funny because Perry freaks out like I think since he got in an accident and he hit in his head so he's a little off
Starting point is 00:59:30 yeah but it's entertaining if you like that stuff I mean but I enjoyed I think it's funny I guess there was a huge line for Perry after the show so when they did finally go back towards the bar for the meat and greet or whatever you, people are getting books autographed by Anthony Cumia. There's a huge line for Perry, but it didn't seem a little disorganized for us people who like bought the VIP meat and greed to just do it at the very, very unlike that. Well, the PCL guys were even saying, like, that was even unorganized. The PCL guys were ripping them and they're after stream saying, if we weren't there, no one would have run this, like they kind of organized the meeting, Greerie, it just was utter chaos.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Like either do it like you did Chicago to the beginning or do Nashville, like you do it at the end. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. But in a different room with only the people who paid for it coming in, like that's the way you do it. So I was checking out Anthony's show on Monday
Starting point is 01:00:23 and he was talking all about his experience. And so after the show, as you mentioned, Casey Armstrong was building up this big after-party at the strip club that's in this town. It's in Douglasville. It's not impossible. It's 20 minutes away. Okay. So Anthony gets there and he goes, he goes, the strippers there, like, you didn't want to look at them. You wanted to divert your eyes. were so fat ugly it's like going through the whole description of these girls I guess it was gross and they would like go up there and dance and no one would give them money so they'd like walk out and give me money for my dance I just had just like that's how it's tripped up to work we talking about here's some clothes you can put on yeah I guess he thought he was being started or something so then
Starting point is 01:01:04 there's a casino not far away. And it's like, can we just go to the casino please? I don't want to be here anymore. And so I guess one of the fans who was there, he goes, oh, I can drive you to the casino. And I was like, I don't know, really? I don't know. I've never met you before. Sounds like a
Starting point is 01:01:20 bad idea. But eventually, I do want to leave. Yeah, desperate to get out of here. So eventually Anthony and that guy Mike who used to be friends with Suthering John, but introduced Oh, yeah, you know all that Laura, which is hilarious So I guess those guys they get in the car with this guy and he starts driving through suburban neighborhoods for 30 minutes and Anthony's making jokes like this looks like the same intersection we were just in like are we going anywhere? I was like, uh-huh, I'm sure enough 30 minutes later, they pull up to the same strip club. They can just,
Starting point is 01:01:51 and then he's like, what the fuck? We're going to the casino. I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry, I wasn't turned the wrong way. Oh, it's 45 minutes. Because they got to Valley Forge. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Literally, it's two roads and you get on 422 and it's 45 minutes down to keep pressure. So I don't know where the fuck they went. Oh, that sounds horrifying. But that's true. In the middle of nowhere on this little shit road, like I said, I didn't even think that place was open because I dreamt of passing it for, but it's a shit hole. And I told them, but no one fucking don't listen to local guy. Yeah. What was Casey's deal? And you know, I'm friends with Casey, obviously. But I was confused as to like, it was his after party at the strip club.
Starting point is 01:02:31 They have like a deal with the strip club or something. So he met Damr, got some tour to connection. He was on, had his, one of the bartenders on his podcast a week or two ago. I think he just Googled strip club near Post Town because there's only like three. and that one is 20 minutes north And there's like what well of the three that's probably the least shittiest one But this area get we're in the middle fucking nowhere as much of forms. Yeah, there's not a lot of shade around here
Starting point is 01:02:57 So when he said he was going to one. I'm like oh boy So I think he just somehow made a connection and then he printed out these flyers And they were just like all over the bathroom in the urinals Oh boy. So I think he just somehow made a connection and then he printed out these flyers and they were just like all over the bathroom and the urinals and then then he was trying to sell his books. He was really nice. He really was. He was a pro.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Yeah, he's a three-diker. He's fantastic. And people wish that and he was great. That begs the question, why did they elect to do it there? I found this out. Oh, okay. So on Julie's website, it says his manager agent is Joel,
Starting point is 01:03:28 because I was one of the same thing. So, Soul Joel has a relationship with Shuley. Shuley said they want to be on the East Coast, whatever. I think that was a little bit of stretching it. So, Shuley has a relationship with Joel, and they do get some half decent acts around here. Nothing crazy. Like Anthony did his towards old Jules and they get some half decent people there. But like I said, we're, we're like 45 minutes outside of Philadelphia. There's not a lot in Paztown. It's a suburban area with a lot of farms and whatnot. I just want to say, I love the fact that this actually made the roster show seem like a good destination.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Like we did a show in roster at the beginning of February, or zero degrees out, and people are like, yeah, but there's an airport and you can get an Uber. It's pretty nice. Let's not cool. Well, I said, it's about 45 minutes north of Philly to get here. It's really not near anything. There's a pot's down airport, but it's only like little tiny planes.
Starting point is 01:04:30 You're not flying in there. Bobcat, I gotta let you go, because I gotta hit something else and get out of here. But thank you so much for your recap. I just wanted to get another perspective. And again, it's not to pile on. I'm sure the show was great. Everyone said they had fun.
Starting point is 01:04:43 People who went to it said they had fun. People who performed and they had fun. And who went to it said they had fun. People who performed today had fun. And I'm glad that Chou is doing that. And I hope we do more of those types of things. But it's just, it just seems so interesting on all the things that went on. And also I was hearing about, oh, this is fascinating. I want to hear more about how this all went down.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Well, it wasn't really surprised because like he doesn't really have, he doesn't prep for a show. He even says we have watched this. So we kind of did the same thing for his show. So it made me, so it may be if you put the show together for him and then he even said when we went to Rochester we just had to plug in so well I'll be on truly show on Friday um he wants to yeah please before I go of course and talk him out of me yeah where the fuck is Croge oh Croge is at BAN practice
Starting point is 01:05:29 No, I miss crows. I miss him too. Hopefully he comes back on the show. We all love crows and Yeah, it's unfortunate that he hasn't been wanting to do the show anymore because he's always he always brings it well Andy's the goat But I love crows and Chris you're the man and thank you car. I appreciate it guys. Thanks Bob. Okay. Good to touch you buddy Thanks for coming to Chicago and Nashville loved it. All right, man. We'll see you again. I appreciate it guys. Thanks Bobcat. Good to talk to you buddy. Thanks for coming to Chicago and Nashville. Loved it. All right, man We'll see you again. I got it. Yeah, I gotta say when I read on read it about the funeral being in the same place I'm like fucking people had read it. What a new role and he just that's sandwich that is true Yeah, the person who wrote that I read it was just like I got there I thought I was in the wrong place because it's a funeral There's two funerals.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Yeah. The death of Shoei's career too. So, puppet show ends finally. It's not the death of Shoei's career. Shoei now works going strong. All right, so we did a show called Live Left Larsony. It was episode number 398. It wasn't that long ago. I believe Vinny was on with me because that was a true crime show about like petty crimes.
Starting point is 01:06:26 And there was this guy who's amateur hour and the super annoying girl on there Well and throw pointed out that they discovered that we reviewed their show and so they addressed it on theirs so recently a show that is larger than ours did an entire episode kind of talking shit about how we suck. And it's not just a straight up slap in our face because this show all they do is other shows like that. So we just got picked, actually we were a listener suggestion. So I don't know, somebody must have really hated us. So this show just makes fun of other shows.
Starting point is 01:07:04 And I just wanted to share with you guys where I am in my journey of making this show. Yeah, please do because. Who talks like that? I just want to share where I am in my journey. Yes, please do. Where am I in my journey, Chris, you know? Anywhere you want.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Yeah, call back! I get it. The only opportunity journeying to is the Amherst game. A little bit. Alright, let's keep listening to those games. I have seen some evolution. There are so many changes that have happened between both of us and our lives have changed drastically over the span of two, well over two years. So when we very first started, Amanda and I got our first one star review a long, long time ago and it was one
Starting point is 01:07:52 where somebody didn't even leave a review. And we were hurt for that night. I know we were hurt. And then we got over it. And then I'm actually getting a one-star review would be like, ooh, that stinks. I mean, I would be in a rough shape. I'm like healing. If every time I got a one-star review, I wouldn't get out of bed. Yeah. Hey, producer Chris, I'm gonna take like three years off.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I got 500 one-star reviews. I understand. I understand. Do what you gotta do. We got our first one-star review that actually left some words and that hurt a little bit. And so, Maybe we picked the rock back at,
Starting point is 01:08:25 these people are insensitive, only shit. One that used words, one of the other ones, just little fingers. You could go and just rate it, or you could also rate it. I don't believe a cow-bad. So someone's just like, this woman fucking saw it.
Starting point is 01:08:37 So whatever they wrote, I don't leave her. Whatever you wrote. Yeah, that wasn't me, whatever you were. We're getting stronger and figuring out, like we're just gaining experience. Yeah. And this was a whole nother level of like,
Starting point is 01:08:52 okay, I won't start with these one thing. Learn to take criticism and if people's criticism isn't good, don't take it blah, blah, blah. But to have somebody just straight up make you the subject of their show. Right. And to play clips of your show and then pause them and then talk shit after it.
Starting point is 01:09:07 Right, like dissecting it and just shitting all over it. Yeah, I mean, I didn't listen and I told Trevin, I don't know if he'd listen to the whole thing. Oh, I'm sure I'm in the front. Yeah, Trevin and Amanda, I am so glad Amanda didn't listen. I think, just based on what they were just saying, I think she would have killed herself, so I'm glad. He probably told Amanda didn't listen. I think just based on what they were just saying, I think she would have killed herself, so I'm glad.
Starting point is 01:09:27 He probably told her don't listen. Yeah, it's actually they love you. It's me that they don't like. Yeah. Finish after we talked about it. Oh, good, good. Because for me, there are low vibration human beings that need to stay out of my golden bubble of
Starting point is 01:09:48 protection. Okay, so for me, I was like, I just don't even need to listen to something like that. But what I want to say about the matter is that I have seen growth from you on this whole thing because trevin, when we first started the show, okay, the eviction band Trevin would not have handled this the way that you did. And you actually took the time to reflect and realize that they weren't worth your energy to put anything creative or extra time into. So good for you. Thank you. Most. That's. Wow, with a cap on it right there. You didn't even fucking lose your shit. So that's impressive.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Yeah, thanks. I was thinking about shooting up a town or a strip mall, but you decided against it. I'm growing as a person. You did nothing. And that was the right thing to do. Yeah. And also, they're explaining, and this
Starting point is 01:10:43 is a lost son, Adam, who sent me this. They're explaining, and this isn't lost, Adam, who sent me this, they're explaining how much they don't care about this and how it rolls up their back because they've matured and they spend five minutes doing so, which is always good. So it was because, and I would have loved to have done something petty and funny for our listeners and for myself.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Yeah. But when you deal with people who are just sort of like shock humor and I'm not saying I haven't listened to and Enjoyed some of that at times But if you're only thing out there is to get people to kind of listen because they're pissed at something that you're doing It just tells me that if I were going to put any energy into it or even say their name or anything at this point I would be helping prove that their way of getting listeners works Listen, I don't I don't need you helping me prove that the way that we get listeners works
Starting point is 01:11:26 But also people don't listen to the show because they're mad at the podcast that we're gonna review They're like oh good. They're gonna go after live laugh larceny. Yeah, these fucking assholes They've been getting away with it for too long right You're wrong about that sir. We're it's a roast. We're having a good natured ribbing You're wrong about that, sir. It's a roast. We're having a good nature to ribbing, as KB likes to say. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:48 So I don't really want to send people that way. We don't want you guys to go and find them. They are horrible. We're not going to give you their name. They don't deserve a listen. But I'm honestly just, I know. Oh, shit, I would have kind of windfall of support.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Yeah. If only they had mentioned me by name damn it. Oh, wow Also, that's coming from the woman who didn't listen to us. Correct. Also, if you google live laugh larceny I'm pretty sure our website shows up Immediately It's called an ssl strategy look at do it. How did you for handling it because honestly in the grand scheme? They don't matter. They don't, but what I was gonna say was, I thought my mom says, what do you mean?
Starting point is 01:12:28 What do you mean we don't matter? Everyone's important. Was where we are, is we're getting up there. We're getting up there with listeners. We're getting more people. Thank you, keep telling other people. Yes! I'll take any help you want to give.
Starting point is 01:12:42 But we're getting to the point where we're not just a small little thing. Yeah, yes you are. And this is the funniest part of this response is now Trevon spinning this into how successful he is as a podcast and how amazing it is. He's famous and successful now because God don't make junk.
Starting point is 01:13:00 You know, we're a bigger show. And so there's gonna be more haters that come along with more listeners. And let me pause you too, even though we do have more listeners and it's a bigger show, we are still the same independent podcast that is doing this from Trevins studio in his home. Okay. Right. I'm sure you are. Yeah. I know. No, it was debating that. So like, so what corporations behind this show anyway? Who's producing this? No, just us.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Yeah, I know. I was the joke. Me is, it's just so surreal because I am just a regular person and I'm starting to kind of get more people to listen to me talk and. Oh, delusional trepid. Oh, no. That is the saddest part of this whole thing. He's like, look, guys, I got to deal with fame.
Starting point is 01:13:48 I know how this goes. You know, I got to run to my airplane as the women chase me. It's a lot, but this is what I signed up for. In his life is hard days, no. Peter famous podcaster. This is what it is. It's just really surreal. I reviewed their show only a couple months ago And I had to like Google them to remember what they did
Starting point is 01:14:11 It's really that's leaving imprint no He's like well, we're probably gonna start getting hit out a lot of podcasts are gonna be going after us here at coach He's a big deal now. No, no. There's a blip. Well, to still be a guy, still go and work on a 9-5. I've still hate my job. Still has a shitty car. You know, stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:14:32 And then to see that a show bigger than mine that is making money off of their listenership, made an entire episode about us where they every show's bigger than yours. I can't even brag about this one. Actually dissected everything I did. And it's just really surreal because you see stuff like that all the time where celebrities are getting torn apart because of something tiny they did.
Starting point is 01:14:55 And I'm not saying that I'm celebrity status or anything. Good. They don't boo nobody. Yeah, I know. This whole thing is like insane. I mean, I'm glad that he's come to peace with it and he's fine with it. That's great. Everyone should be. This is all for fun. We don't mean any of the things that we're saying in real life.
Starting point is 01:15:12 I mean, you do suck at podcasting, but other than that, we're all just having fun. But I want you to spin this into, yeah, well, that's what happens when you're a big deal. And we've never done a show that was just a review segment. It's like a third of the show, if that. Well, he admitted he didn't listen to the entire episode. Oh, yeah. I think he was just like, oh yeah, I do suck. All right, I'll try to suck.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Yeah. You make it some good points. I have just like a tiny taste of what that feels like. And it's like, wow, somebody would waste this much energy. Just waste. Yeah. You just said we make money off of our audience. Yeah, we're also laughing the entire time.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Yeah, it's gonna be waste. He goes, I give these people the waste their time on my stupid show. No, no, no. This was the content of our episode, dubby. How dare you say I'm on that one. I'm serious. That would mean I'm wasting a lot of time.
Starting point is 01:15:58 I joke, say. Classic trevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv trevvin'. You can do imagine, pulling clips, laughing jerks was a waste of time. Boy, my face be rad. You look hate on me. And at the end of the day, I'm not even trying to be petty or shitty. I'm just like, interesting. Yeah. You're laughing at.
Starting point is 01:16:18 What is this idiot laughing at? Anyway, so they came back at us. Yeah. Like, outch. Out Ouch, that's pretty good and you pulled some MLC clips. I'm sorry. I can't get to them. No, that's fine I know I don't know if you want to sum it up or anything. Oh, no, I just I saw a title card Bob doing it said pot's town in there and I thought he was gonna go over what happened at the show Yeah, yeah, Kevin and turned out it was just him drinking wine on the internet reading super chats and busting on Chad. So that was Saturday night.
Starting point is 01:16:52 The night of the show. It was like Sunday night. Oh Sunday night after the show. So we already talked to Rita Vito and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it didn't really come up at all. I was I kept like waiting for him to get into it real quick. I mean, we have to move things along, but there's Cardiff Electric. Oh, Cardiff has got Ray DeVito's pink comforter. Three women have touched this. All right. It's much, it looks much better in real life.
Starting point is 01:17:18 There's a lot going on with Ray DeVito. And of course, Cardiff was part of Pottstown. I don't think you were here when we had Bob Keton giving him, giving us his experience. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh personal information is employer is real name and address all this stuff and he's he's saying he I'm gonna doxam tell watch out I'm gonna doxam man I'm gonna do that that's what I'm like what's the point of this what's going on I thought your boy switch had I'm not gonna address that but shortly after you probably started this show I shouldn't talk about Chad because I said I won't anymore but what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:18:12 There was a loud bang on his door. He walked off his stream. You could hear him talking briefly. He came back two minutes later and claimed that he got swatted. And there's a chance it was me. But then he said, well, maybe it's my neighbor. But Carl, have you ever had the police come to your door? No. But then he said well, maybe it's my neighbor, but Carl have you ever had the police come to your door? No Did you know anyone that's had the police come to their door? Yes, I know a bunch of people do they generally leave in like three minutes Like everything's okay or do they come in and look around? They might come in and look around. I guess it depends on and what the call was for and whatnot I mean I agree with you what you're saying where you're leading me I agree with I don't trust the thing that Chad Susser does ever. He could have very easily set it up so that someone would pound out his door in a certain
Starting point is 01:18:49 time and be like, whoa. Because he likes to say that that's what Chrissy and Frank did, that they got fake swatted and they didn't. But I'm not saying any of that. I understand. Because you don't talk about Chad anymore because he's going to tax you, oh no. I'm out of the Chad business. You're out of the Chad business. All right. I You actually have to recall the two-mox-zumak
Starting point is 01:19:11 Stinger sorry. Okay. He's that singer anymore. No, I've dug re recorded with like a real battle singer Well wait till we get the season to see his Yes, all right. Well, Cara, if thanks for joining us. I had to tell you that we have done it all today You know what that means it's time for everyone to be part of the show And actually what that means is you don't have to make a new to catch an alien because I'll save that for Saturday You just recycle good. Yes, I don't have time to get to that today save that for Saturday. You just recycled goods. Yes, excited.
Starting point is 01:19:42 I don't have time to get to that today because I'm going to see your favorite hockey team, the Toronto Marlies. Oh, I'm a Rochester Americans fan, all the way. All right, now you're talking, Cardiff. All right, so here's the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode, well, this week on's episode of where these podcasts, which I guess comes out next week,
Starting point is 01:20:03 to have to correct myself on that one. And we're just gonna make Clip to get people excited about it. We're gonna have Huesion, Rey De Vito's gonna be on. It should be an interesting episode, because I don't think we've ever really covered this show before, and I'm actually was kind of surprised.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Japanese fart enthusiasts put this in our discord. ["Matte Rifus Here"] Matt Rifus here. Finally. Matt Rifus here. in our discord. BAM BAM BAM! Matt Rife is here. Finally. Matt Rife is here. And I'm just going to start off on a very weird note. Go for it. We know each other a bit.
Starting point is 01:20:34 We're not close enough to do what I'm about to do. Oh boy. Which is, I just, maybe you can help me with this. I just took a pregnancy test for real. And is it mine? And it's Matt's and that's final. Jerry Springer just died. I'm taking over.
Starting point is 01:20:52 You're the dad. I get one bit of success. I try to take you down. I wasn't Jerry's bet. You know what this is? OK, I, yeah, you're supposed to, it's I haven't taken a lot of pregnancy tests in my day. In fact, like almost none.
Starting point is 01:21:04 I did pee on it. So don't look at the people. So do you have COVID or no? Like what's... It normally, let's say, pregnant or not pregnant. It's just a picture of a book. It's like, bitch, read a book before you have a kid. All right, this is a show called Good for You
Starting point is 01:21:16 with Whitney Cummings. Boy. I could tell the Annie's in stitches over here with all this comedy. And, oh boy. Yeah, a famous comedian Matt Wright, that should be fun. So we'll be checking that out on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
Starting point is 01:21:33 And you know what I got rid of that screen? Joe Sixpack asked me, he's like, do you know who Matt Wright is? And I'm like, no, and he goes, thank you, good. Good. All right, please join us again next time. I'm gonna put it in the episode we find out what's for our holy podcast. People have a pony. That's the right one.
Starting point is 01:21:49 All right, good enough. Moving on. Let's get some reviews. I got a couple of AI review girl reviews from brothers, Andy Joe. I'm a lot to devolve that. I mean, W ATP. High car. Hi, car. Hey.
Starting point is 01:22:06 I have been sniped treating MLC, sit-downs, UMAC, and Uncle Rico. My analysis. What a bunch of piazzas. I have one review for you today. This review comes from O'Romoau No on April 12, 2023. It is titled The Who. So this guy, Carl, is like the host. He's all like, I'm in a band and I play bass in an effeminate voice and my podcast is
Starting point is 01:22:37 so much better than all of yours. He's an arrogant, high and mighty, unbearable, bloated duch nozzle, pile of noise with some blind dude, a dumb potato, a creep, and a chick with nice jugs. Any who, I might give it a chance. Three, two, five stars. That is a five star. That is all for now. Team Brian Johnson forever. Yes. You can just review, girl. I'll have to check if she's going to be here or not. She's sick.
Starting point is 01:23:11 It's nice. I don't like how A.I. is taking all our jobs. It's a problem. They're making all the devil eggs and taking our jobs. So stupid. W-A-T-P. Hi, Carl. Hey. Jeff Goldblum uploaded me to the Alien Mother Ship W-A-T-P. Hi, Carl.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Jeff Goldblum uploaded me to the Alien Mother Ship and my knowledge of space time, light and speed, have increased exponentially. While poking around on the Mill Sarkeese ship that is MSCS for short, I was able to ship out a lifetime supply of Zbiotics to your house. I have one review for you today from Oh No Jessilla. Posted on April 12, 2023, it is titled just a big tooth loser riding a mud sharks in I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bye for now. Alright, let's bring Gino in to talk about the strike, everybody. Where's Gino? Well, it is interesting that you review slow down right around the same time as the writer's
Starting point is 01:24:31 guilt strike. So, perhaps you've been paying writers to perhaps. There is one more, if you'd like one more. Oh, God. There is one. I'm honored to read this one. Now that we're alone, hey Doug, now that we're alone, I need you inside of me. I just ate a bunch of Taco Bell and I'm going to sit on your face and just absolutely unload.
Starting point is 01:24:50 You like that, you filthy pig. Take a deep breath. Wow. Three, two, three stars. So the five-story view? It is. It is. I'm assuming that's mean Doug. I assume we're going to have to shit his mouth. Sorry, you it is it is that's that's mean dog To shit his mouth
Starting point is 01:25:17 Always you that mean dog on the show it is run through these voicemails as quickly as possible. I heard Mike Morse tries to teach other people how to be funny Yeah, you know what they say about those who cannot do They fucking fail and Mike Morse fell at trying to be funny. He fucking sucks. Okay. I hear that opinion a lot these days. Interesting. You say that. Yeah. Blind Mike did a whole segment going through Mike Morris's website. Research about teaching comedy. Yeah. I'll teach you how to be funny. Yeah. Okay. She have like a business meeting. You want to be funny? She's right. I got that's what I want to remember Jesus Talk about that Friday when I go to Shulish. Yeah. All do not ever give chat props
Starting point is 01:25:51 He achieves no W's He is a man that lives in the L land Yeah, he fucking sucks. He's never told the joke. It's true Like he's had a low accounting specialy special not one joke told yeah, I For this man talk for dozens of hours. I've never left at anything. He said to make me laugh true That's true. Do not side with him. Do not even engage with him like in a positive way He's only fodder trust me bro He sucks. I don't even know why Brian Johnson even talked to the guy.
Starting point is 01:26:27 All right, you bring us a good point sir. Cardiff, do you agree with that collar? No comment, I knew it. Brian just used it as a platform to get his message out there. Oh yeah. You didn't want to go on chance, you know. He's right, no, he's probably going to miss what I was confident, but it is what it is.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Holy shit, you know, shut the fuck up. I mean, seriously, do shut the fuck up. God damn too fucking much. Great show, girl. Thanks, buddy. I thought that segment was fantastic. I thought Gino had a lot of very funny lines. Ironically, that voice-mailer sounded like Gino. Yeah. Any better call called into the show? Hey. This is exciting because we were playing Scott Stet... I guess, maybe I should play it on WTS.
Starting point is 01:27:11 I should play it on WTS because we were talking about Scott Stet does the song for the Marvelous. Oh yeah. That was terrible. It's so bad, but that was talking about like any veteran has a song for the cops that was also not good because it's like, you can't be like a moody genocide. Yeah. I had to go with that. You can go cops. Because you can't be like a moody genocide.
Starting point is 01:27:25 I had to go with that. You have to go go get me a slave with layers in there. Yeah, I'll say that for WATS, there's a 6 p.m. That's a tease. And who are these podcasts, YouTube, channel, and wherever you get podcasts, where are these socials is what it's called. Hey, Carl, can you answer your question? Yes, you should be ashamed for being a podcaster, obviously.
Starting point is 01:27:44 What? N.O.T. Oh tea oh and what the fuck listen to ween they're just packet in carl go fuck yourself the fuck listen to ween sir people with good taste music that's very insulting I will not say it for that one reduce the Chris and he's needed to do something for me buddy and for the rest of the audience they want to know shock training colors put it around the club put a cock suckers neck? And anytime it's his interest ring, that's the fuck out of him. It's in her ass thing. You fucking idiot. Well, the mob is spoken. That would be funny if you were able to shock me to your
Starting point is 01:28:23 shell. Oh yeah. That's where YouTube's headed. I wonder what those noises were. Do you think it's by your refrigerator over here? Maybe? Remember to look at that before I go to the... You know what it sounded like was corks popping. Oh yeah. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Popping bottles upstairs. Oh. Hey, Carl, this is your editor, Edward. I'm editing the latest episode. Do you say lip-smacking trucker and he's gonna be every Wednesday now you don't have a full-time job besides this what the fuck and could you please pay me? you said you were gonna pay me an exposure
Starting point is 01:28:57 you're gonna fucking done that yet alright alright sir whatever anyway call me back shut the fuck up asshole yeah i'm not gonna do that don't do your fucking text editor ed with the editorials anyway shut the fuck up as whole editor ed with the editorials it all what's as they always was exposure from a i rites hey carl david bop well
Starting point is 01:29:15 not to be that horse but uh... he brought it up last week and i just wanted your final opinion on something the whole chat black i think this is the last time uh... the camera the word thing i love that as much as the next guy, but here's the thing. He got the story started the day before. There's no way he accidentally dropped the character's avertor and it just happened to go along with the story. The craziest part about the story, that's a self-inflicted fucking wound. That's what we have to have to do.
Starting point is 01:29:48 Headbutt adornab, that's the craziest thing about the story. He gave himself that injury. How? I'd love to know. I don't think we ever will. But yeah, he's got that story going to D before. So it wasn't an accidental, I don't know. I like to know you think, but that's a self, that was a self inflicted wound and he's a psycho path
Starting point is 01:30:12 for doing it. Anyway, I'd love to know you think when he's that later. All right, that could have been a shorter voice, Valsar. This just occurs to me because a friend of ours, Scott, was weightlifting once. This tracks with what Chad was saying. I feel like Chad was maybe trying to get in shape. He put some a barbell with weight on either end. And this is what happened with our buddy. He went to switch the weight out
Starting point is 01:30:36 and he didn't take it off on one side. He took it off on one side. And then the weight on the other side flipped the bar up, hit him right in the face. That's right in the face. And he got a black eye that way. Yeah, that's what happened to Jim But that is interesting because if you remember that whole incident Chad ended MLC that day going someone's here my house
Starting point is 01:30:57 They're outside. They said they're outside. I got I got a note on Instagram. I got to go I'm gonna go and he like shut things down And so then he shows up with a black eye the next day and he had this whole story or whatever. So it's possible. I was self-inflicted. I don't know. I don't know the answer. No one ever will. No one ever fucking will because I asked Melton to do some more investigating and he said he's giving up on it. Frank Rizzo called back in a guy. Yeah, Rizzo again. What's up there? Fruit Luke? Hey, listen.
Starting point is 01:31:24 I got a friend here. Hold on. Hey, what's up, Nick? Fruit Luke, hey, listen. I got a friend here. Hold on, hey, hey, Chris, why don't you come in. Oh, hi, Carl, it's me, Chris. So I was down at the target, a Dalton and fucking me, Barry, or whatever the fuck it was. I saw a guy through Mark and I said, oh, let me put you in a little too,
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Starting point is 01:32:12 grandpa ever again i'm gonna take more to you and some some and and maybe that's that fucking idiot gerry uh... god what a lot of people to be at the uh... uh... more to you know i'm gonna grab a little crack a beer. Crack a beer, Morty.
Starting point is 01:32:27 All the beers, Morty. W-H-E-D-V season 4.09 Morty. They're in Sanchez. Thank you for checking out. That's always fun. 8, Carl, or whatever intern's written to this, Dave and Plymouth, I just figured out how to do something and I know you're kind of fan so
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Starting point is 01:33:35 He's up in my place in Vermont. Oh no. I'm gonna smoke through that wild animal today. Wow. I think that was the real big fuck that was turned out. That wasn't the real big but I would be concerned.
Starting point is 01:33:50 There's a very good impression. I feel nervous for Hannah now. All right, last one I smell hamburger. Man of Matt, what do you favorite first responders? Yeah, so like I mentioned earlier, my focus I really don't like Chad Dumaske. He can get fucked down on two, but yeah, this Jessica brought Yeah, so like I mentioned earlier my focus. I really don't like Kazuma
Starting point is 01:34:10 He can get fucked that one too, but yeah, this Jessica broad. Whoo she Like you said she go ahead get fuck Just a gal yikes that sucked a lot all right guys Carl. Can I please plug all apologies? Pad? Yes. I'm so sorry. No, that's I'm always John Cena. Yeah. Oh, Cardiff knows this week. We cover the John Cena Chinese apology and a dating coach named Jessica J. We just did a George Santoist episode. That'll be out at some points. And a lot of people have gone over and found the show and
Starting point is 01:34:46 You know like thank all the listeners here for going and checking it out. Please continue to check it out all apologies podcasts wherever you get podcasts Apple and Spotify Yeah, especially Apple and Spotify All right, I exclusive All right, I'm not exclusive I'm really getting right right now Guess what? The episode And Johnny Dragon
Starting point is 01:35:17 That was a great episode That was really great Go fuck yourselves Have a good week.

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