Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep412 - Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Episode Date: May 21, 2023

How have we gone this long without featuring Whitney Cummings? When she's not developing hit TV shows that are hilarious, she's riffing with other world famous, LA-based comedians like Matt Rife. Matt is as funny as he is humble. Adam Hughes joins us from across the pond to explain that Kate Beckinsale is an attractive lady. Then the cringe of the week features one of our friends and frequent contributors, Vito Gesualdi. After that, Ray DeVito hops on as we discuss the fallout between Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan on Misery Loves Company, Chad Zumock says I'm a good guy but then he defends Chris D'Elia, the world's worst improv comedians (and that's saying something) have a podcast, and we have another riveting round of To Catch An Alien. Vito's comic - https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/superkiller-1-a-blood-soaked-superhero-comedy#/ Hughezy's YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@HughezyEntertainment Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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on the show today, because we keep forgetting to do that or not having time, I can't remember which. I don't think there is a letter. There is, look at it's right here, it's right here, it's a letter, I swear to God. So hopefully we'll get to that, but we have a lot to cover today. So I don't know, we got a jam pack show,

we read the videos gonna be on later. But first, we got to talk about Whitney Cummings and Whitney Cummings has this guest on. Matt Reif, you're familiar with Matt Reif, Hussie? Sadly not, but I'm sure I'm about to become addicted to him. You're a big comedy guy, man. I'm actually a little bit surprised that you're not familiar. Well, let's start off.

I think in the teaser, I was showing you how she was showing him her pregnancy test when the show starts off. And I just thought this was an interesting interaction. You can't read either. Is this your first pregnancy test? I just started feeling okay I think that when I put weight on I'm like must be right now. Having a sex and months but definitely pregnant. It's been dumped in recently. I have it. I know that's kind of the worst way you

could say that but sorry I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you say dumped into a woman whose name is literally Cummings? That's what I mean. Why is she repulsed by this? Like that's how sex works. And she's like, oh gross! Oh, you mean a penis in my vagina? Like, yeah, that's why you have the pregnancy test, idiot.

And since when was Cummins called Dumpin? Well, over in the States, we have a lot of colorful words that we use. He was eee. True, but I do like her costume. She's born for this episode as the puppet from Saw. She does have a unique look doesn't she? Is for a human? Her face is paler than the stuff that Taylor Hawkins overdose done. All right.

Wendy Cummings then admits that both Louis K. and Harvey Weinstein are hilarious, which I thought was weird. So after he came to multiple shows, he just approached you in one of the hallways or something to do. No, he just was kind of like always bring me like kind of a gift that was very like a really deep cut. This didn't alarm you at all. I've been at the last 15 years in the comedy store hallway with comedians.

Do you think anything scares me at this point, Matthew? I guess that's true. As long as he didn't pull his dick out, I guess it's not like the worst thing that has happened in the comedy community. I think it's funny when guys pull their dicks out, sorry. I'll stop doing that. I'm not terrified, but that's just me.

I'm a female, I think it's funny. I love dick pics. You hear that? Girls love it when you pull your dick out, it's funny, and they love dick pics. So don't slow down anybody Maybe we can do that for his next TikTok video Yeah, send all your ideas for opi's TikToks She actually kind of looks at like Mike Morris

And is this funny asm Well, I have a couple comments about this show overall. We'll get into some more clips here. Now, it's one of these like two comedians riffing style shows, which I find obnoxious and unwatchable these days. With that said, they're not the worst at it. They're not like, you know, some of these shows

with Chris D'Alia and Brendan Schobb and like these types of West Coast comics that can't even stumble into being funny by mistake. They say someone stupid and then three people tag it. Yeah, it's just ridiculous. So there are some things in here that are a little bit interesting, but there is no rhyme or reason. What they were just talking about there is Whitney Cummings' boyfriend, the way they met is that he just started coming to all of her shows and showing up there by himself.

And then now they're dating. So they found that odd. I can't believe tickets were available. You're not afraid of Whitney Cummings is what you're trying to say, you see. I'm not a fan of her, especially since the, did you see the food fighters, how to film called Studio 666? Yeah. And Whitney Cummins was ended

and she played the wacky neighbor. And that film was the worst thing to happen to the food fighters in 2022. I see what you did there. See? I see what you said. Cunt. All right.

Now, because these two are both LA based comedians, they have a lot in common and they're gonna talk about how when they were doing outdoor shows during the lockdowns, they did some shows together. We started to work together during like the pandemic outdoor shows and you're always very sweet and I can't thank you enough for coming to do those. This is how you know I like you.

I drove to Venice to do your show. All right, I've said this many times, but these fucking LA people suck. They think that everyone can relate. Oh my god I know I drove all the way to Venice. Good one. It's just guy, uh, yeah, shall we say he's a little bit of a Davido guy, he's a bit of a rock bottom.

Shall we say? Are you saying it's a piata? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just seems like everybody fem from LA, not that there's anything wrong with it, is gay. He's not from LA originally, but he moved there two weeks after he graduated high school to become a comic.

And he's actually a very big comic. And we're gonna learn more about that. I'm surprised that you haven't heard of him because he's one of these guys. I guess he's open for Dane Cook, but he's one of these guys like Dane Cook. They got a huge following from TikTok. You know, Dane Cook did it with my space, obviously, but he got a huge following and I guess he's like a hot guy. And so he has a big female audience that comes out because you know, young girls, they love to laugh. They just love, set up punchlines, set up punchlines.

They want that all day. Every day they want to pay attention. Women are notoriously funny. Everybody knows it. Yes, they have a good sense of humor. They're hilarious. It's always the funniest one at the table every time. Always. Oh, and laughing a lot.

That's how you know, but they're funny. When a woman laughs, it's at something really funny and really witty. And it's like, it's just a smart comedy That's sort of a woman likes should we beat this into the ground a little further or do you want her to move on? you see Okay Now check out this product placement in this show. It's not what I would call subtle in any single way

What's your preferred water? Like a Fiji water. Okay, I don't know, okay. Yeah, or whoever wants to sponsor my shows. Do you do energy drinks? Well, I'm kind of into this monster energy drink. Really? I love that it's a society, we just have to say this. No, actually.

No, no, but I do, June Shine is, I do love and kill, what liquid depth, what am I saying? My favorite water's liquid depth. It's supposed to be on this desk right now where is it? Pat! Pat! The way she held up that monster as you drink with the label out this is my favorite energy drink.

Yeah and I'm not telling her how to do a podcast but a conversation about your favorite type of water it's actually pretty good you should see if that's from behind the paywall. Yeah and get on our patreon we're talking about our favorite bottled water. It's actually pretty good. You should see it from behind the payable. Yeah, get on our patron. We're talking about our favorite bottled water. And one is better than another. That one. That one. That one. It's pretty good. And it's still better than serial killers. Did we talk about that on the show that that guy was Pistony Scott was Pistony? Oh, yeah, was that on Wednesday show? I don't know if we talked about it. I know together, but he we have a mutual friend. Yeah, Scott myself and he went our mutual friend

Now he was none too happy about our review of serial killers. He should be mad and Andrew was partner That's that guy sucks. Yeah, I don't know if you're allowed to get mad at that guy. He might that's true He's a peyata I don't know if you're allowed to get mad at that guy. That's true. He's a piata. Tryin' to a cereal. Tryin' to a cereal. All right, so Whitney makes a discovery here

that I don't think is fake or forced. I think this is completely natural and organic. Man, I don't know each other that well, but I just discovered that I really like him as a person. You have this thing that I think I have to, in the beginning, where people are surprised how much they like me when they meet me. Oh, thank God.

It's a weird compliment. Well, it's a weird compliment when you make it about yourself because she's like, you're kind of like me, like you're likeable, you're friendly, you're fun, you're the best. You're just like me. You're punch mails. You know, in this country that word's offensive. He was, he had enough, you do that.

Sorry, you're cut stinks. Thank you. Appreciate it. But, you know, the funny thing is that they get together for the show. And she's like, wow, you have a dynamic personality. I really like you. I think when he's on a show, he's like, ah, you know. He's in front of the camera.

He's in front of the camera. He's promoting his stuff. It's a little bit of a different thing than just meeting someone in real life. I would think, I don't know. But it is front of the camera. He's in front of the camera. He's promoting his stuff. It's a little bit of a different thing than just meeting someone in real life. I would think. I don't know. But it is fascinating to hear her talk about how much of an amazing person she is because her sister is friends with Kevin Brennan. Okay. Who was on her show during the lockdown talking about how he went

and he didn't go to her own mom's funeral. Didn't go to see her mom and she was dying, didn't help out with the funeral arrangements, despite the fact that the sisters broke that Whitney has all this money from her hilarious stand-up comedy tours and hit TV shows and fantastic podcasts. So while Whitney has this fantastic show that we're all laughing so much on, she really is a piece of shit. And she's an unattractive, usually. I'm gonna offer a scenario here

that maybe you didn't think of. Perhaps Whitney's mom is a cunt. Is that a problem? Yeah, I didn't even think of that. I bet you that bitch didn't even tune in for the Fear of the Water podcast. You fucking whore. I'm glad you're dead.

Well, ever since my mom told Dick Masterson about my teddy bear, I can guarantee I won't be there for her for you at all. I'm sorry, I'm the first one. That's what he lost. Now we know who struck his YouTube. Yes. I really got back at him with that one. Yeah, Dick's YouTube is down when it's done so.

It will never come back, which is a bummer, because a lot of those videos were me. It's kind of bummed about that. So it's where my whole shitting at work complaint came from and many other fabulous hits. Yeah. But the crazy things I've known for are like Marissa from the Vanish podcast and not shitting at work. All right, so this is an example when I was talking about where they have this back and forth riffing thing. It's not terrible, but it almost seems like some of these jokes they do ahead of time.

Like, they're talking about Jeffrey Epstein's Island. And it sounds like Whitney had a few jokes like ready to go for that. Epstein's Island? Not Epstein. No, stop talking about my summer camp. Very triggered. I'm very sensitive about Epstein Island.

A lot of my friends died trying to swim there, Matt. Mm. Um. Fully drowned. Um, it's very sensitive. So I had one person who went to Epstein's Island and was like, whoa, dude, I'm just here to Jetsky. Like, there has to be somebody who was like,

I'm actually not trying to fuck. Like, I- What are a bunch of banners? I think I first heard those jokes when the fucking permaj would be in belt. And why is he making fun of the Epstein Island Jetsky is there nothing wrong with him? They work very well, actually.

Yeah, and anyway, all these everybody would have gone to Epstein Island if they were invited. So, don't not like you wouldn't You know what I mean producer Chris with you I just want to be on a private jet. Yeah, can I go back now? I just want to be there go back and forth all right, so now we're gonna get to an actual ad and I thought that this was a little bit odd as far as the ad copy goes for zackdack.com. You're trying to find a cause for your symptoms and you stumble down a tick-tock rabbit hole

full of questionable advice from so-called experts. It's always funny when the chain's the voice. Asking how much time I had left on my biological clock. How many more ticks and tocks? There are better ways to get the answers you want. And there's better ways to get the care you deserve from trusted professionals and not random people on the internet. ZockDock helps you find expert doctors

and medical professionals that specialize in the care you need. So this company is competing with random people on the internet for medical advice. That seems like an easy win. Yeah. I wouldn't be victory lapping over that. And I actually do need some medical advice because when she did those funny voices, my

sides split. So please don't help me out as you can. Am I the only person who isn't letting TikTok control his life at this point? It's like, that guy was just like, look, I know everyone's not TikTok trying to figure out why they have a headache Like what's they are? Maybe they are. I don't know. Yeah, I've no fucking idea. God tick-tock seems like math to me We're like people who get into it get really into it and it doesn't it doesn't help them in anyway It makes their lives way worse and they still swear by it's like no, no, no, you got to try it

It's amazing. You're like I don't know man. It doesn't seem like you're doing all that well. And I haven't tried TikTok yet, but a Vintage de Gramm is cocaine. Follow me. All right, Bob. I just, I don't know why I'm not in the marketing department for TikTok. I feel like I would help them out a lot with promoting this product that no one seems to like.

All right, so now we're gonna talk about dating older women. Now, Matt Rife, I don't know if he's dating someone now, but he was dating Kate Beckinsel. What? Kate Beckinsel is all here. All right, now he is his favorite that's it. And Kate's a bit older. She's like the Irish slave bullseye target.

She's like this posh English bitch that all us bog shoulders would love to go with eye protection. If you know what I mean. Can you say that right in the Conte? Can you say that in English please? So you do what you don't like or how confused. It's like, yes, a fucker right in the Conte. Okay, very good.

He was just getting all romantic. That's kind of cute. He wrote that in a Valentine's card. Yeah, Rose was a red, written the Conte. So what he wants to ask about dating older women as she puts it? I do want to talk about your dating and older gal, which we all know about, but I'm fascinated because a lot of guys I know are now going like, maybe it's because they wake up earlier, want to date older women.

What is that? Is that new? It's a no. I think you guys miss pubes. I think you miss them. All right, a couple of things here. First off, you like older women? No, I like Kate Beckinsale.

It's a very different thing. There's like, yeah, older women are fucking hot. That's a no, no, no, no. I said, he older the better. Yes, I don't want anyone saying here. I don't know how you got to this conclusion that that's my type. No, I just like beautiful women.

That's, that's kind of my thing. Yeah, I don't think he's getting in Leslie Jones's DM. That's your right. That's that's kind of my thing. I didn't think he's getting in Leslie Jones's DM. She's right. That's what I'm talking about. But also then she goes, oh, you guys are, you want pubes back. It's like Kate Beckinsel is of an age

that she would certainly shave her wax. I mean, I don't know. This isn't like a young girl's game unless he's talking, unless she's talking about before there's a possibility for pubes Which I hope she's not doing. I know she's friends with Chris Delia, but I hope she's not doing that Kent Baggins still dated paid Davidson nice. She's with Montreif. She's killing likes hilarious guy. So Mike Moore should keep his phone ready Well, the other funny thing is that he dated her back in like 2017 or 2018 and she's still talking about this, like that's his type, like older women.

I'm sure he's banged so many 20 year old since that. I probably can't count them. He probably need fingers and toes. So this is where we start to talk about how this guy is just getting a lot of tail. Well, so let me ask you something. Now that you have so many younger female fans, are you dating? Can you date? Do you feel like if you date, you're going to lose them?

No, I'm not worried about that because I've never been one to sacrifice my personal happiness for the success of my career. I believe if I just keep working hard and keep doing what I'm doing, nothing should ultimately affect it. And also, nobody ever believes this, but I would love to settle down. I would love to find a long time. Why does nobody believe that? Because I look like a fuckboy and I'm in a different city every other day

front of thousands of women who would like to date me or something else. He does look like he's in sync or something like that. He looks like a boy band comic and sent go awesome. But I gave his spoiler alert because he's in LA and he's didn't a lot of women. You know what that means? What does that mean? As soon as he starts getting a film role, like say, fast 12, he's going to get called out for Shaq Shal.

Well, I was thinking about that too, because when the light of questioning was, can you even admit you're dating someone because these girls come and they're hoping to fuck you after the show. So they don't want you to think that you're, and it's like, don't just do a crystalline does, just fuck everyone.

You know, date someone, marry them, have a kid, fuck everyone, and that's what you do. Yeah, I know. Does that mean you can be completely hilarious while doing that, that's and be completely hilarious. Well, dude, that's the crystalia code. That's it. That's the formula right there. So I thought that was odd that, you know,

this whole line of questions, like obviously you're into older women. It's like every girl at a show is between the ages of 17 and 24. I'm sure he's getting his pick of the litter and he's not shy about it would be my guess. Yeah. This is him talking about the female fans wanting to fuck him. Friends, I wanted to make I wanted to make sure that like on TikTok,

a lot of the stuff that goes viral is like I used to have a joke actually in this special where it's like I take my belt off seductively with one hand, right? And that went so viral on TikTok that now people are screaming that it shows all the time and it's very annoying. Take your belt off with one hand. Yes. All right. Apparently I don't know if this guy's funny or not, but girls do want to blow him. And that's kind of the appeal for this guy's comedy, which it's a good gimmick. Well, it was a big.

It's a Christmas like it's the bus gimmick. I can't. I can't think of a better gimmick than if your girls want to fuck me. Yes, that's pretty good. You know, like I hit the come across as sexist, but if that's the type of cut that goes viral, like the women really are dumb hers.

Like, come on, fans. Usually I gotta stick out for him on this one. You don't think that there's just been like, who's that gymnast? Who, she's on Instagram, I forget her name. But she has all these guys show up to the meats and stuff because she's just a Smoke show like guys are just as bad with us. I've not words her name is Jenny and she seems like a lovely person

But getting back to this guy. Yeah, he seems gay to me. Did you notice his wrist movement? That's how you take your belt off with one hand you see Because the other hand is tickling the man's mustache. Not the Janet and the Noir with that good boy. Now, I want to show you what a rough life these two people have because the problem is is that they're both attractive and funny. So, you know, having that kind of talents is just, yeah, people give me shit for the way I look all the time.

It's like, oh, you guys are... I don't know, I can't relate to that at all. What's it like? Of course you can. What's it like? People go, oh, you're attractive. You can't be funny. It's not possible.

That's not what people are coming to your shows. Never heard of it. It's like, well, then what's all this laughter? Yeah. Well, I'd say they're also humble. So they got that going for us. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

They're coming to humble off that Yeah, she's Christ. They're having a humble off Whitney Cummins is notorious the funny like let's all tell our favorite Whitney Cummins joke. Are you first producer Chris? No, you go No, it's you Carl favorites could you imagine just if I sat here with a straight face and, people can't think I can't be funny because I'm just so attractive. Yeah, so I did like, I can't do it. I'm so sick of women having orgasms when I make eye contact with them. I'm trying to do a Joe Biden impression.

Or so, whoosh. Now we're going to get back to the current boyfriend that Whitney is seeing. And I mentioned that he was coming to all of her shows by himself. It meant Rife's thinking, that doesn't sound like a great way to pick up a comedian, but. And he's right, and then he kind of just was like,

showed up, and he just kept showing up. And I, I mean, he was on my security list. I like, he was being watched. And then I kind I, I mean, he was on my security list. I like, he was being watched. And then I kind of, I was like, I have a stalker. Well, which by the way, no one has to stop. No one's, everyone thinks someone's gonna, you're not worth going to jail for. The narcissism of thinking someone's,

well, first off, that's not completely true. There are crazy people out there who will try to kill people. In that clip, she said, he was on my security list. They were worried about this guy. He was coming to every show and they're like, oh, can you keep an eye on that guy? So she's acting like, yeah, but stalking doesn't even exist. I don't know what everyone's upset about. So you have a security list for your security team to pay attention to. It seems like you're very aware of stalking. Yeah, you're talking about both sides. Yeah, I was weird. It's a weird clip.

I was just thinking about my favorite episode of her set com That was titled Whitney What about two broke girls that time when they're working at the restaurant? They don't have a lot of money That was a great one That's pretty good stuff and they some gentlemen paid them to beat this shit out of each other in an alleyway for money But he jerked off That was a good episode. I love that one.

I'm favorite. Yeah. Played by Jason Alexander. This is just odd because what Whitney Cummings thinks the word edging means is way off. So but you know that's just someone that's flirting. They're flirting. I know. They're flirting.

I want to edge the fuck out of them. But do you is that when you put their head on a curb and kick it? Yeah, yeah I was fucking just teeth right on the curb isn't that curbing or that's edging. What's edging? That's curbing edging You know do you do you genuinely asking is when you fuck for a long time and don't come? I mean that's kind of a premise, but it's more like four-play kind of stuff. It was it would be like if you If you were blowing a dude, I guess you would kind of like you would play with a Tiffa lot you will you would get them so close I don't understand come for a while and then

I'm gonna bite yeah Yeah, right but right when you feel it start to the kind of like go get to it's way to the top He just kind of clamp it shut and go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Bap, bap, bap! Oh boy. Yeah, how about he know about that? I know, he did, he was talking to Thorny. He like when you're sucking a dick and then you grab the balls, you twist it like, wait what? What do you mean? Yeah, and when we're talking about that Cobb stomping thing, thank God we're not on compound media right now. Well, that's true, because the conversation would go in a very different direction.

At this point, but I'm not going to let that happen with Huzi over here. I'm not going to let that happen. I should over here. I'm not gonna let that happen. I should have Huzi and Gino on the show. That'd be a fun experiment. Yeah, you can just leave. Yeah, exactly. I'll just put a picture of myself on here like a... Yeah, it's just some screen laugh and every now and then.

Sure, yeah, you could hit a drop form here or something. You'll never get any reactions in front of me because I went to see Fox stacks, extremely diverse cast. Thank you. That's correct. Should've been called Malcolm Axe if you ask me. That's why you went to that movie

because you wanted to see a diverse cast because diversity makes it stronger. Thank you. I could've said it better myself. All right. So now we're gonna have social media explain to us by narcissists because they understand how this all works. We get flagged.

We get kind of lucky with our social media because it's a lot of our business, you know. So a lot of, we get that kind of leeway. But a lot of people who are just like personality-based. We are trying to get attention. We are trying to steal people's attention from other eye-grabbing shits. Yes.

When I dyed my hair, it was very much like people are scrolling through, they're gonna go, what the fuck is that? Yeah. Like, I think that way. I'm exactly the same way, trust me. You know, I don't post short films. Yeah, that's why you wear color contacts that match your shirt exactly.

Oh, I love how you think that I wear contacts. That's so cute. I wear color contacts when one of my smells was. No, you didn't know that. Yes, I did. What a roast. They tried to outdush each other. No, I'm a bigger douchebag.

No, no, no. Listen to what I did that's douchey. Oh, no, no, listen to what I did. That's Dushi. Oh, okay It's pretty Dushi. You got me there. I'm starting to believe that his story is about the latest or maybe a little fabricated Yeah But maybe he's not into Younger women or older women I think Every time one of these clips and when you pause on him, it looks like

it should have an offensive maim around. Hello, Jane. No. So, you know, it's funny to say that because then they started talking about the movie Twilight. Now, this is a movie series. I have not seen. I don't think I'm the target demo for it. So good.

Is it kind of like that? I want to hot guys taking their shirt off and fighting the words Pump thubs. Yep, so apparently yeah, he's he's all into it and Whitney is also way into twilight and I still watch I still watch twilight every now and then I cove it around this time last year I sat back and I watched all of them. I masturbated to clips of twilight on YouTube For real? I don't think I can top that.

No, I masturbated to Queen Latifah's beauty shop one time, two times. Yeah, Queen Latifah, all right. This guy's a mole. He masturbated to Queen Latifah, movie? That's not possible. Maybe he thought it was the rock or something. I would believe Queen of Teep's character that TV show was real before anyone would jerk out to her. There's such hacks that he couldn't even tell that she was joking on a

comedy podcast. He thought she suddenly was being serious. This is a terrifying state. I cannot wait for COVID to come back I would rather COVID to happen during a 9-11 attack on top of a concert ward for the kids than this podcast who Keep going and I may not. Yeah, it's pretty bad though. You see all those things you just described. They're all like pretty bad things Yeah, and that's why I'm hilarious things you just described. They're all like pretty bad things. Yeah. And that's why I'm hilarious. Compton death is always funny. All right. Oh, the one thing that we have to do because we are in LA, we are in Hollywood. We have to make sure that we're not using any offensive language. They're not going to say anything. It's going to upset people. It might be controversial. And I didn't realize this was controversial, but I'm learning too, guys. I'm doing the work.

I'm trying to learn what, I'm doing the work. I'm trying to learn what's right and what's wrong in these, it is 2023, as they say. We've gone so off the grid in terms of, we can't say reservation, right? I'm keeping this close. You can't say reservation anymore? Off the reservation, I guess it's not great.

Yeah, it's pretty problematic to say off the reservation. Yeah, reservations exist. They're there. Cause as long as you don't say, get the fuck off the reservation, you piece of shit. As long as you don't follow up with, as long as you don't turn up to introduce, but you introduce yourself to going, Hey, ho, why are you? Hey, how are you?

So I didn't even understand it. Just the word reservation was a problem, apparently. So then they start talking about dating girls. Well, he's talking about dating girls that he meets through Instagram. He doesn't use the dating apps. He likes Instagram the best. He thinks he can learn the most about people through that.

So then she's asking about red flags. One of the red flags for when you see a girl and you look at her Instagram page and what she's up to, and I have to tell you, I am not living this life. This is not a lifestyle that I can understand in any single way relate to. What else, you're looking at a girl's IG red flag.

If she has a picture in Tulum ever. Ah. Ah. Hot girls in LA go to Tulum like it's Ralph's. Yeah, Tulum is the mini Epstein Island. If she has a picture of her at dinner with 12 other girls, because you know none of them are paying for the dinner. None of them are a different race.

None of them? None of them? None of them. Like not one. You know the one half Asian girl? And it's not a birth, it's not a birthday either. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a women empowerment night. Yeah.

Which don't give me wrong. I'm all four women empowerment. They asked me to speak. But here's the thing, a promoter's paying for your dinner. So get the fuck out of here with your face. I don't even know. Girls on boats, I'm always like, who's boat is this? Oh, in my first special, I do like 10 minutes on girls on boats.

Absolutely none. Hang on to Whitney doesn't like a group of people with the same same race on boats What is that ever happened in history? Apart from the British Dan Anthony Kumia's life So yeah, it's a bit odd when they're when we're talking about the red flags It's like yeah, I don't like these girls who are going on yachts and are hot and have a bunch of hot friends and go to the room for vacation.

Like, all of that sounds fine to me. I'm just going out there, if anything ever, where the happened to the Jekels department, I'm just throwing it out there. These are all okay things in my book. But he didn't bring out that they were all the same race. I've never seen a photo of 12 people together, they were all the same race. I don't think that exists. I don't think that exists on Earth. I've never seen a photo of 12 people together that were all the same race. I don't think that exists. I don't think that exists on Earth.

I've never seen that. So I personally feel that diversity is the real benefit of life. I agree. So now they're talking about Whitney Day to the Rock climber. And I thought they were making a joke, but apparently they weren't.

So this just, I don't know, this is a journey, I guess, is how I describe this next clip. I did a rock fire. Did you really? Yeah. Strong fingers, though, I imagine. Well, that's the thing. They can't get them wet.

Really? Yeah. I know. You looking with granite down there? What do you have granite labia? Is it sandstone down there? Jesus Christ. This is chalk.

They can't get their fingers wet because it'll wet the calluses and then it'll rip. So it's so fast. You think it's going to be gross? Yeah. It's going to be great. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It finally happened. We've got to the my vagina portion of the podcast. Yes, correct. Yes, finally. Strap in for comedy. She talks about a vagina a lot. I spared you guys those clips, because there's a ton about like where the vagina is on the body.

She's like, yeah, guys, still can't figure it out. Like, now we got it. We got to figure it out. Trust me, it's not a mystery to us. Especially on her, the old fucking her. So, yeah, I think not out of time guys could figure it out So I didn't realize that rock climbers can't get their hands wet ever Or did he just tell her that because he did he thought she stunk or something out of now?

He's like they say the worst thing about rock climbing is when you're consummels Consmails. Hahaha. Anyway, I that's the true thing that you can't wash your hands with your rock climber or finger or grill. I'd love to know that because that's a bizarre thing in life. Yeah. All I can take is blow jobs. Yeah, right.

Exactly. No, it's my profession. Sorry. Yeah. Well, what to do is have you lick my balls? So, sorry, I don't make the rules. Yeah. Seriously. I've climbed make the rules. Yeah, seriously. I've climbed a few boulders in my time.

Speaking of boulders, suck my cock. Can play into my boss, lady. I don't know what to tell you. There is rules, not mine. Yeah, go off the reservation. So this is whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cut that part out. The dinner reservation, I was calling back to the ladies.

Right. The white girls having dinner together, yeah. Fucking Nazis. So this is a fun clip because he's talking about dating influencers. And then he pretty much says he doesn't like the behavior that he does in this clip. I've dated girls who were influencers before and it's like we go to dinner and she's like, not just we grab a picture of me like, okay, not you, you and I'm like I don't want to pull it out the ring light Oh my god or there some girls have the case where it is a ring light all right the case started a ring light

Yeah, I'm not interested in my brain. Okay, what else? Talking shit about X's I think is a big red flag. That's what he was just doing Like what do you know I like my foot? Oh, I did dated his one chick. She was such a fucking bitch. I hated their bowl. Also, I hate when people talk shit about their acts as, are you not listening to the conversation? What's going on? You're listening to the red flag podcast. Yeah. And she doesn't like vanity and the well lit room with both talks fish. Yeah, well, that's wild recording herself being

hilarious. That's a lot of rumors that she's had work done on her face when he comes in. She claims that she has not. Well, as I saw anyway, she says, now she might not have. She does have something, it does like her nose and stuff. It looks like she's had a work done. Cheekbones, didn't look like it went. Well, it looks like she had Madonna's doctor.

I guess it's what I'm trying to say. That was what I was like to say. I'm sorry. She's kind of. For the first time being rude. Carol's gonna be out of it. All apologies next week. Yeah, well, well, I said about windy cobbings.

Well, Tars, some of them are going to have a good time and stay college making fun of a fish wearing a chemotherapy wig. Show him the tune. Did you call her Saul? We started the show. Says it all. There's somebody else.

That's another average guy. All right, so now I thought this is hilarious because MetRife is obviously dating younger women and their his fans and it's very easy to like piss them off and then they go to the media then you have a crystal clear situation and nobody wants that. So he's very aware of that.

I'm bringing back the same baby. Let's go. That's so kinky. A lot. Underwear and consent, you're free. I've literally been hooking up with women who go, you don't have to be so nice about this. And I'm like, yeah, I do.

I've like, did you really just ask me if you could do that? I'm like, yeah. I'm probably too consensual. This guy is too much consent. Something a Dave Matthews are. I love that he is a lot of stories about how he gets women. This guy really knows his public. But anyway, that whole statement just reminded me of this scene.

T. T. T. T. T. T. T. McKenzie, you got consent forms? Oh yeah, Right here, bro. Rise and shine, guys. If you scored last night, I need your consent forms. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Whoa, Barker, did you perform Kana Lingas? There's a different release form, bro. Yeah, sorry, it's right here. Nights. Bro! Oh, dude, bro!

What, bro? Dude, I scored with this female and after consenting to putting her mouth on my penis, she wanted me to walk her home. Yeah. And when I got to her house, she was like, oh, no, I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. Nights. Bro! Oh, dude, bro! What, bro? Dude, I scored with this female and after consenting to putting her mouth on my penis, she wanted me to walk her home. Yeah. And when I got to her house, she had me meet her father, who was Filipino, so I asked him if he could tell me

about the cultural and social dynamic of being a Filipino American. Naturally. So he said some stuff, and then the newspaper lines on a storestep, because I guess your dad subscribed to the school newspaper, and he picked it up and I saw the headlines said this. What the fuck is this, bro? I fight for social justice is just a way for us to cross PC says for pussy crushing pussy crushers whatever the gag was out there

What a hilarious bit that was a was out there. What a hilarious bit that was, a-housy? That was so good that I felt like I was watching episode nine of season five of two broke guns. It was almost as good as that. That was PC principle from my South Park in case you're not in the know. All right, I'm ready to move on. What do you think, buddy? Yeah, it's funniest that guy was and I'd love to hear some blowjob humor. I think today there's only so much hilarious laughter I can handle at this time of day. Right. Which is why we have to change gears and do a... Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. And this one comes in from Adam Thoreau. Thank you Adam. Much appreciated. This is a show called I Hate My Rumeight Podcast. And he says this is the world's most retarded rhetorical question listen closely. So say you're out with the young lady

right and she's drinking you don't drink but she's drinking and she's drinking vodka right but this vodka happens to come from like cow skins or pig skins, right? If you were to kiss her, are you still vegan? Yes or no? No, yes Yes, you still can yourself as that. Yeah, I'm not gonna not be vegan because she drinking some cow skin Vodka, okay, what do either either those things I'll do with me I just I'm just trying to figure out what the rules are How does that make you kiss her this alive the match? You know the DNAs why does he not think of the word milk?

Why do they think vodka made from cows? Was gonna be the thing that was sent out to vegan milk and I'm just amazed that a black guy would have a roommate that's a redneck. I wait until he goes what does one of those things have to do with meat after he said cow skin. Yeah. Yeah, that was retarded all round. Yeah, that was pretty bad. So thank you Adam. I don't know how you find these shows. It's all he does with his life. It's like my life. Just listen to horrible podcasts all day every day. It's insane. I have a second cringe of the week and this one I happen to catch what was happening last night. Sometimes I watch my buddies Vito and Dick on

biggest problem in the universe. A show that I've been on and I always enjoy. And you know after I got done editing the the announcements for the isotope show and before I went to go check my voice mails and get that all prepared, I thought, well, I spent around the dial on YouTube and see what's doing. I was taking it back. I happened to join the show at a very interesting time and I just want to point out that I love Vino.

Vino and I are buddies. And I think that he would agree that this belongs on our cringe of the week. Have you heard about this yet? He was he? I have not. Okay, good. Check this out.

Dia. I guess the whole thing of crowdfunding is like the constant messaging of like, this is our journey we're in it together. Kickstarter should put this in their testimonials. You having a fucking meltdown. We provide a little bit of context, I apologize. So Vito has a comic book called Superkiller that he's working on and he put out an Indiegogo to raise funds. He wanted to raise $10,000.

He ended up raising over $35,000 and it's still going and I'll put the link in our show description if you want to contribute to Vito's Indiegogo, but he's overwhelmed by the support that he's gotten. He's not sure how to deal with it. Get some of our successful creators! Like, did I just love you? Yeah, just don't know if I could, if I could, I mean, I do, I don't want you to think

that I represent you, but I do really feel like you're my friends and I appreciate it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you got a fucking grip. Melting down over this comic. I thought Ralph he's not making it. He'll be okay. Wow. You want to take a break? Give me a minute of our eyes. Oh my cow. Yeah, get up and take a break and The fight What's hoppin

All right, we're I need one of those technical difficulties. We're experiencing where experiencing technical difficulties Simpsons. So he puts out the technical difficulties. Please stand by side. The picture of me. As he's waiting for Vito to come back. And yeah, Vito does come back here.

Let's get back to the show and see what's how he's doing now. Poor Vito overwhelmed. I'm sure he's OK by now, right? With all the love and support that he's received. He must be. And I'll be showing it. Good. OK, so the moral of the story is Vito You must be a good. Okay, so the moral of the story is

if you don't need to sleep before we do a show, not get to ours of sleep. And just come in all fucked and upset. Sorry. I'm gonna be good. Your comments are not everyone. I'm really mad that your channel got banned. Well, I'm mad that Mr. Girls channel got banned.

I'm mad that we're just like slaves to these fucking tech companies. Yeah, and I, you feel like just powerless and it's fucked. Yeah. Everyone in my family's lives have been destroyed by communism going all the way back to like my moms dad. Yeah, so I'm kind of used to it It's a it's a eternal fight For that's what your comics are about, you know, or VGO. Yeah, but it's real Just really I don't know it really bothers me i just want everyone to like

i don't know this whole week of just been like upset about that it will never get easy to fight these people but it has to be done uh... there is no living not there is no living without struggle and sacrifice for us and they're never will be still one big deer. At least we're still doing the show. I'm sorry. I'm being weird.

It's been a weird week. It will be okay. I know. I know because we have friends who will help us and an audience who will support us It doesn't matter how many platforms I well, that's the most real dick. It's ever been I think I think he was really just like talking to as a Friday right there. Yeah, it's gonna be okay, buddy. We're gonna get through this together. I'm a Completely confused what the fuck is going on? What are they talking about? Yeah, like I said Vito is overwhelmed with the support he's gotten for his comic book, and now he's trying to pretend that he's sad that Dix YouTube channel got taken down. What it really sad about is for you, buddy.

No, that's not what this is at all. But if you say so, Vito, we feel for you, buddy. Hope you get better. And I want to point out that Tony from Heck the movies, may or may not have texted me last night. I'm the only fat bearded guy who doesn't cry on the internet. So I don't know if that was Tony from Heck the Movies or not. A lot of people are spoofing numbers. I'm not sure what's going on, but I think he was taking some joy in this.

I saw him in the chat too as this was happening. Get well soon, Vita. We love you. And I'll definitely put the link. If you want to support him, get him to cry some more. Maybe that's going to be his new thing. Donate money and chance. He's like, he got something so much. At this tier I sob. Yeah, all right.

That's actually a pretty good gimmick I gotta say. All right, I have a Suttering John song parody and this one comes in from Ghost Chorus and apparently Ghost Chorus sent this into the Uncle Rico show, but they didn't play it or they didn't care or they're not doing the show anymore. I don't know, but I thought it was good. That's weird to hear that a Shuley wouldn't read

on Super Chat or support his audience. Well, I don't know what the story is, but he didn't hear back from producer J.O. or whoever he sent this into. So I'm gonna play it here and also have a music video to go along with it, but the song stands on its own, for sure. I was driving to speedway, doing the knees in my care When I got to the building, I saw a balcony light

The screens were filthy and the glass was smeared I hoped the sadger'd safe right, walking up to the doorway This green is I'm always in and out The blood's breaking my face I've been looking into some dopey bones But they just can't jump this place It's a hell of a deal Welcome to the condo You can know the Such an asking face

Watch the world to trace To do nothing What's the world you're straight? Tricky, you're a clever kind of evening You're so rough It's been just a year, you're weird Keeps the flies in here His mind is tears to his face Turns out all of his friends You might suspect he'd hate He said he promised he won't drink the more, but he won't drink the less. I'm more than people dreamin' of this So I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a...

Jesus! Jesus! I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... Jesus, listen to me, listen to me I Watch the She's not a bad show. It's the same time. We'll bring you the lines.

You can't just run as you please. Get this into your head to the ice. There was. You could scoff at the sun. I hope it was just nice. I hope it was just nice. More cases of being here. He may be a celebrity, but I just want to get out of here. That's the never-ending remember I was gathered by the door

He could just feel a minute in there Why the hell is he living so far Complain is what I told him You'd be at the rock in a tent He said he'd been to H.O.M He was in the present game time. He could think it's harsh on him. Yeah.

They're failing it out. So some violations, but that was pretty good. Some violations. The jokes are good. The jokes are good. The mix. Yeah, dude. The mix. You gotta bring the music way down. He's cranking the bass for some reason. I don't even you're the kick drum that while in a parody song

I didn't even know for 20p Videos still existed Well, there was a funny side gags in there people are wondering why we were laughing up rarously From time to time speaking of parody size everybody loves we have a new editor on the show at the editor and Speaking of parody size, everybody loves. We have a new editor on the show, Ed the editor, and Ed the editor put together this song for us that I guess he put together a little while ago and I missed.

["The End of The Song"] Things are getting insane here in Cuckberg. Shock, jocks, podcast, entertain, it's a Cuckler. My deep and infinite. Her back to BMW ATP. It's a cutler my deep in the knee Her back to BMW ATP cocktails Would you kindly always tell me cocktails? Follow blindly always my link cocktails

The fucking haters make me so So fucking haters make me so woo All the traitors cook it up to you Fuck you keep telling all your cocktails Woo Eerah comment let me hear your cocktails Woo Smile talking always fucking cocktails Woo

parody songs I've named him. Fuck their cocktails. Ooh. Self-aware parody. Yeah, that's pretty good, man. Very well done, Ed. Thank you for setting that up. Quite brilliant.

He also, so one of the tasks that he has is editing out Andy's lip smacking, which is a veteran of that. I could tell you, it was no laughing matter. And he did put together a trucker and D. Noisy mouth super-cotted. The first two rows might get wet. I'm going to listen to this whole thing,

but let's see what the sounds like. I haven't heard this yet. Carl yelled at me before the show about Lipsmacking. Yeah, I'm sorry. He's listening to this crap all day. It's true. So he's like, please, I don't need any more of that out of you. Jesus.

That's disgusting. The rock climber can put their hands in this mine. You know, it doesn't help that I feed all of our guest ham sandwiches during the show. Peanut butter. You got the cuckoo, you got the sandwich. Need more salt for that sandwich? Mike Tyson eating mushrooms to sell this gross. That's an exaggeration. That was actually so terrible.

All right, I'm going to bail out of that. Can we go for the phone that likes something from Karen Feehan's only fans Yeah, that goes for another 34 seconds So Jesus Christ, maybe we'll play that for Andy when he's back at the show again Speaking of my noises if anybody has the stomach to catch a red David alive stream when he's drinking to To cut your red Davido live stream when he's drinking to cut his fucking Moist noises my god, it's revolting. It sounds like an abortion in a process. Who's that red Davido? That's right They're funniest guy in the world and here he is always like So Ray just to yummy that he's out of the important fold card. I'll join us at a minute so important

I was thinking to save the other like your mom can talk to you tomorrow. It's fine. But apparently it's got something going on. And- Can you have the delivery here for 7 o'clock and bring hungry? It's too bad, too, because Husey actually came with the world's greatest segue.

And just wasn't there at the time. Oh, there he is. There is our buddy, Ray DeVito. What's up, guys? Hey, hey. Hey, Ray he is. There is our buddy, Ray DeVito. What's up guys? What's up everybody? Hey Ray, I was wondering how did PotsTung go? Ah!

Now, Ray, you've been the big topic of conversation this week in our whole dabble verse. Whatever the dabble verse has become. Yeah, I know. You're getting beat up a lot. I'm not here to pile on your Ray today. You're in good company today. You said we're gonna pile up on Husey.

Yeah, you said we're finally gonna get him. Yeah, so here I have a bunch of clothes from Husey Hello. What a risk. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've worked at making fun of people to their face with a lot more funds as we did. Would you kindly? Yeah.

That's a lot more fun to do. We're on to something there. What I want to talk about first is this misery of love's company stuff that happened this week because Kevin quit his own show Midway through his show on Wednesday. I don't know if Kevin wants this to be out there He's taking it down as I'm on his patreon and no Kevin watches my show So just a Kevin fast forward. We're gonna get to the good stuff at a little big scrub through this If you don't want to want to be playing this part of the show. Listen, if there's

one thing we all know Kevin Brandon is that he's a very reasonable man. Correct. And there's no way he will turn this bit into drama so that he can talk about it endlessly over and over again multiple times a week on the CM show constantly. That is the one thing that we do know for a fact, he was a thank you for reminding me that. And he knows a bit. This clip was actually, this was actually set over to compound. And it was set to be from compound.

So we have this is on Wednesday. So this is Kevin Brennan with Bob Lee V. Skiemask. And Mike Bischetti is the black corner and gonna get his camera tour. Looking good, Mike. I think he talks and all of you. And so it doesn't really matter. And wouldn't be Mike Bischetti if the camera did work.

Correct. Did he lose a bunch of weight, too? Is he all proud of himself? He's all excited. They're like, show off his new body and everything. Yeah, well, he did have some health issues. I don't know the details, but he did have some health scares. Right. How many gold my friends?

Yeah. Yeah. It's like making fun of someone for having kids. I look at you. You lost a lot of weight. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. I got a couple of things. I got stage four. I'm so good. We got the band back together. You know, I did race show a couple of weeks ago or before pot's down with Huzy and I just thought the three of us shouting over each other at so much chemistry that I wanted to recreate here I W a gp

All right, let's see what's going on He knows the bitch Gina. She knows like show me the receipts show me the receipts. I did it It's like show me the receipts show me the receipts. I did it Gino Gino where we're getting we're getting into mud now Gino Probably I want to explain what he's talking about but I almost kind of don't want to because it doesn't really even matter at this point Kevin's mad at Gino and for whatever reason. I mean doesn't matter. I don't know My mouth will say I read you're probably up on this stuff, right? You probably pay Yeah, yeah, no, I'm one of the reasons why he's mad at Chino right? Chino gave out my phone number on air, right? He gave out your number on air

But then apparently he was in some chat room on discord or something giving out numbers and he claims that he was not doing that Now trust me. I got the unsolicited phone calls and text messages. My number was given out. I know. My number is definitely given out. And by the way, I said this on the BS show yesterday, what's the harm in that? You could use some friends. Is that a problem? You find yourself a toxic. Yeah. They're not friendly. They're not friendly. But by the way, do you think that Kevin Brandon's ever going to catch on to the fact that Skimoz is trolling his skin complexion the whole time? That's not true.

You got not to lose. How about your brother? Gino, your brother is got something to lose? I got all his information, Gino. Fucking test me, motherfucker. Test me. Test me, you fucking bitch. There's two ways to know how angry Kevin actually is. Because sometimes he's putting it on

and sometimes he's actually angry. If he's really close to the camera, he's angry. That's something he only gets way to the camera. I wouldn't want to be that close to an angry bro. Not good. It's like Grover on the on Sesame Street near and far. Right. If he's angry from the far, it's not real angry. When it's close, it's really angry. Can you imagine the Spitztings all over his screen at the end of a recording of 3R episode? He just swap out the computer, are gonna do one. Yes. Each day that looks like Andy's computer. It's funny because we were just watching the other day,

Kevin on the show, Dr. Katz, when he was out there. And like he's talking about not holding the elevator for someone, cow-tipping an Iowa. It's just a funny dichotomy to then watch him out here, scream about him, and murderous family.

I got all his information. Come from a motherfucker, you fucking bitch. Take a side again, Bob. See what happens. I'm not taking nobody's side. I'm gonna get off fucking show. Fuck you, Bob. Take this fucking side.

One more fucking I do. I didn't take a side. You're taking a side. I'm not taking a side. How do I know about a fucking chat room? How do I know anything about anything about it? Yeah, you said she yes today you said no, she don't said it didn't do it. She's taking it side That's not he I'm just giving you the information that he texted no, you're like she know that do it He said he didn't do it on the air. He's still doing it. He's

Well, how we give out your information? Oh, it's not on the air. I said DM's still doing it. He's still doing it. I don't know how we can do it. Want me to give you my your information? Oh, it's not on the air. I said DM, do you want me to do it? I haven't a DM you? No, but I'm saying I have no idea about no DMs or anything or whatever. Yeah, I did. I did.

You have the facts. You have the facts. I don't know how I did. Give it out on the phone numbers and shit. I'm so stupid. I don't know how this became a thing. I hate it. So when I was on the BS show, someone was putting in the chat there that on Chad's livestream,

Kevin Brunner was in there giving out Bob's phone number. And hopefully, people in the studio, and Bob were like, okay, whatever, they're not going to fall for it. But then someone sent me the screen grab of it. And fortunately, I have Bob's number. So I knew it wasn't his number. So it was probably pretending to be Kevin Brunner. So so so even the people you know it has to be the people giving out the numbers you just be something pretending to be the person to give

out the numbers just to get this fucking shit stirred again it really is be controlled by the chat running would never give out Levi's number um I he wouldn't and I hope they get the band back together I give him a week or two to cool off yeah they're great together I think they'll be all right. I think it'll be fine. Can I tell you who I've heard is allegedly the fear Kevin Brennan given our numbers? Who's that? Then it is Chad. Oh, I thought it was Neil Brennan.

I thought Neil was getting back at him. By the way, Kiki Locos says, Ray, please answer my calls. So Kiki's, Kiki Locos. One of the people out there. I blocked everyone down like everyone. So they can't keep calling me. Sorry, kinky. Get a Google voice number by advice.

If you want to fuck with Ray, do you have a number? Get his buddy phone numbers. I'm kidding. That's not cool, guys. Leave me alone. What is your number? Ray and they just so they can check and have the right one. We're off.

We're off air right now. Go ahead, right? We're just in still like in check and have the right one. We're off. We're off air right now. Go ahead, right? We're just in. That's all shared up for us. It'll be friends. Because I was getting I was getting texts from the same people that Ray was getting at the same time.

How did that happen? You think it's a coincidence? No. She knows the bitch. Come here's a bitch too. Come here. Fucking used you, Bob. If he wanted to put you on his network, he could have.

So this whole thing, Iraqrox and pieces said, call me as a piece of shit. And he don't sell tickets to boot. Fucking unbelievable. Like what has to happen? Where you stop befriending these fucking loons. I'm not there. Hell, I'm not there.

One of the things to watch in this video is how uncomfortable ski baskets. He doesn't know if he should be talking He's like I think the adult is talking. That's very telling because you can't see any facial expression You know, he's just like stiff as a board My my my my my dad are fighting the one thing he chose not to drink There how I'm not there. I'm not there. No, you know, you know, test me. Test me.

It's tax me right now. I'll give you your brother's number and it's fucking address. Okay, you fucking bitch. Look, it's keep my eyes shut. Tax me. Tax me. Tax me. Tax me.

Tax me. You know, it's a great on the show. I'm a doormat. I'm building up your brother. You fucking bitch. By the way, Mike was sure he's contributing more than Mike Morstoff's out of the show You fucking bitch by the way like what should he's contributing more than Mike more stars out of the past show You fucking bitch come for me try to get past my door man You fucking bitch. I'm jumping up my own fucking show this fucking disgusting. Oh Fucking disgusting come on We're gonna scream some more let me oh yeah he does scream somewhere I don't know where to scrub

to because it sounds so hilarious today Kevin just kills me it's so fun I'm I'm just saying maybe I pay Bob I'm getting paid very well to do this fucking show he's still taking Geno's side I'm not taking anybody's side I'm not taking anybody's side I'm not paid very well to do this fucking show. He's still taking Geno's side. I'm not taking anybody's side. I'm not taking any Oh, I I don't I need to read what he sent me. I see no You said you last month you said you're gonna fuck up. Geno now you're like what Geno said he didn't do it Well, he texted he did it. He's in a fucking chakras. He's a bitch

He was saying that it was on the show or something like that That somebody gave it out. Stancil gave it out. No, that's that's Gina playing is oh, I didn't do it on my show I didn't do it on my show again. Anybody wants anybody's numbers DM me anybody's numbers So I don't know that you know even those are discordes. I could be wrong about that doesn't seem like a real Tux-heavy guy But I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Hey, Jim Stancell did give or raise number and raise your shoe, Jim Stancell.

Thank you, buddy. Are you mad at Jim Stancell, Ray? I talked to Jim Stancell and I think Jim Stancell likes me more than he likes Gino. But what kind of contest is this? Yeah, it does. It's like ability contest. It's very, very chatbuck. No, well, I don't want to give out what actually happened because it'll tell people exactly how they can get my phone number. But a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

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We only have Tad. Test me, Gino. Fucking test me. Test me. This is for the line of life. I'm going off my own show. No, no, no. Stay, stay, stay.

Do you have Gino blocked? Right. MLC. I have no idea what just happened basically, because I had no idea what was going on after the show right I mean that's the information of what was happening with What Gina texted me. I don't like like you said you just show up to the shows and do it It's not getting into the fucking group text and all that stuff

I know like you know coming in here group text is what is a group you know what I mean? I believe you. Now, what happens here then for the next hour is that Kevin is still there, but he's not on the show. But every time we get here, he just here, I'm talking to Adam, just like pull up that super chat. So it's kind of like, oh, yeah,

he's just watching them take over in show for him. So then the next day, Bob is not on the show and everyone's wondering what's going on. If you want to see MLC 11 PM tonight, I'll be on there with Kevin. So I'm telling it is. All right. Yeah. I just do an applaug for MLC tonight. Just you and Kevin.

I'll be honest to give me a. I think it's just me and Kevin. Okay. I'll be interesting to see Thursday. Bob's on on and Kevin. Okay. Oh, I'll be interesting to say. Thursday, Bob's out on the show. Friday morning I go on the BS show and I ask Bob if he's no longer on MLC and Bob tells me that he is no longer on MLC,

not because Kevin kicked him off but because he doesn't want to be out of that anymore. That's what Bob told me on the show. So now, fast forward to last night, Friday night, and he's got Pat Dixon and my boy, Alex Stein, Primetime Alex, $99 on the show. Who could be a genius, by the way, for podcasting in front of this dresser?

He did, yeah, so he gave you a compliment for it. He is a very funny guy, I agree. So then it starts off with Pat Dixon tries to make a joke about, someone gave out his phone number, and that's not funny to Kevin right now. He's not laughing. It's not a good start for Pat Dixon. Pat might have some Wi-Fi issues.

Well, somebody gave out my phone number. It's a problem. What's that mean? I'm joking about what's been going on on the show, man. That's it. Poor Pat. So it's been going on on the show man. That's it. Tom. Damn. Poor Pat. The first word to be precise.

He just got stuff. Oh, I'm good. It's going to be that kind of show. Yep, so we get him as. So it turns out that Kevin is very upset. I predicted this. That they didn't have Brian Johnson on the show. And then of course Brian ended up going over to Chad's show.

And he's making it very clear. He's not happy about this. When they wouldn't have Brian Johnson on, because because Levy's like, can you not have Brian Johnson on? Can we have Ray DeVito on Kevin? Can we should have Ray DeVito for the fifth day and around until he kills himself?

Because that's that's that's manly. That's manly. Yeah, let's get ready to win one more time so you can take another beating and I'll throw 100 shekels but but we can't get but we can't get Brian Johnson on not even a shoeliener work on my fucking show we can't get Brian Johnson on could shoelien might get his little fucking feelings hurt what a bitch what a loser and the Brian Johnson does all the shows. I was watching him on Carl's show cause it fuck Carl's great at this listen. I apologize

I really great. I said something in the past car Who are the I was watching the show last night? He did point part one and part two of Brian Johnson on on a YouTube I don't want to show but I watched the YouTube clips when they pop up I you know whatever so I watch part one part two two of Brian Johnson on on a YouTube. I don't want to show, but I watch the YouTube clips when they pop up. I you know, whatever. So I watch part one, part two at Juno, Wisconsin. So I skipped that one. Yeah. So are you excited to record them tonight, Ray, after that glow in the induction? Yeah. Yeah. I heard that. I like that. That clip is, yeah, Ray, we shit on Ray, all the table, but Carl's great. That's the only reason why this clip was played just now.

I can't wait. I know. That's why it's so right. Exactly plagued just now. I can't. My show. That's why it's so right. Exactly. Now, if you're not following all this, so Ray DeBito had the incident in Potstown where they didn't let you stay at the house that they had rented out for everyone.

And I talked to Shoei about that on the show and he said that that was a mistake. I know you guys have hashed it out and he's apologized to you for that because it was kind of not to pile on it, but it was kind of a dick move at the end of the night to be like, oh yeah, there's no room for ya. Like just let the guy fucking lay on the kitchen floor

or something, you know, he's got nowhere to go. So then it came out that Ray carries around a pink comforter with him everywhere he goes. And so that's been everywhere. Every one of the winners, I'm taking the pink comforter. You have a nap sack for some reason. everywhere. Everywhere. Every winner is taking the pink governor. Gap sack for some reason. So that's been something that the show has been goofy. That's

what we're doing here though. Of course, what we're doing here is rehashing the fact that Kevin thinks I'm doing a brilliant job of breaking off this down, which is really what the important part is. And then he just proceeded to

shit on me. He said he has a sit. His daughter has down syndrome. He said, she's funnier than the Uncle Rico show. And she gets more super chats than the Uncle Rico show. So I was like, what in the fuck? And this is Brian Johnson, a mile man or guy. I've shit on him many times too, because he's not, I'm not a fan of Iraq. He does that what you kindly, would you kindly please turn this shit off is what the real name should

be am I right everybody yes good nature to be great so Kevin if you're watching this we did finally review what you kind of you asked me to do that a while back and we finally did I believe that show is no more. I believe our beating of that show. No, it was a coincidence. Not at all. Believe we knocked that one off account, Bound Media, just christened myself. We're able to take it down. So he's talking about the fact that he was watching my show or

Brian was saying that his daughter with Down syndrome is funnier than the Uncle Rico show. And I just he reiterates that again. Sometimes, he repeats himself, but I thought this was just really funny. Brian Johnson, who's literally mild mannered to a fault, I would say, says his daughter with Down syndrome is better than the Uncle Rico show.

That's a strong take. That's a strong take, as they say, in the take world. Yeah, it's a strong take. That's a strong take as they say in the take world. Yeah, that's the same thing. That's a nice. Yeah, that's a strong take as they say in the take world. Fucking hilarious. Now listen here now again. Pat Dixon is going to try it to come out with a joke. Okay. But nobody gets it's not a bad joke, but he's just I don't know what's off about Pat on this episode. It's just not working for him. Just see Mayor's dad said the same thing. It's about Rico. How about his down syndrome daughter?

Well, let's see Mayor has a down syndrome. Who's saying, you're saying she has down syndrome? She has it. Yeah. That was what, that was the intent. I know this is no time for Joe. So I'm sorry. That was a intent. I know this is no time for jokes, I'm sorry. I didn't do it. No, no, no. That was a favorite bomb ever.

Uh, Kevin doesn't just give him nothing. He makes him explain, and I think he does that several times. I'm purpose. That was a funny joke by Pat. By the way, I've been in Pat's shoes where I've said funny jokes that nobody, uh, people don't get. I know. Oh, it's a tough room.

Friday, on MLC, it was a real tough room for Pat. So I did feel bad for him. Now, what I've learned that I like, one of the reasons why I like Mr. Loves Company, and I just think the Kevin's very funny, but I realize he does the same thing that I do where he has guests on a show and just forces them to be interested in what he's doing.

You know what I mean? Like, do any other show you'd be like, Alex, you got, you're on the plays now. What's going on with that? Never mention of any of that. Just immediately into the drama, and talking about Gino Sox and Bob leave me this. And like these people were just supposed to come out and like, know all the stuff. So the last time Alex Stein was on MLC, he spent the whole second hour asking me like, so what time do you guys wrap up?

What happened? Yeah, and it went on for three hours. So this is, this made me happy because Alex Dying is totally keeping up with all of the drama that's happening. Well, but did you see you saw Julie called out Carl and said their worst show is better than his best show? You saw them. No, Mike Morseh said Mike Morse is getting trolled Mike Morseh just got caught in a crossfire. He don't even talk and now Carl's shitting on him. And I don't know if they brought that up today when Carl was on the B.S. show, whatever that show is called the morning show on on compound on the Shule network. So i don't even know people say a lot of shit and then i guess they hope they don't run into the guy but uh... carl was saying

carlin brang johnson was shitting on mic more so it's just it's it's just it's unbelievable it is unbelievable but thank you alix i appreciate that it was shule it's that uh... i did take a detest on that one i i went on the show yesterday morning i asked them if he still believes that his worst show is better than our best Mm-hmm. All right. No, I asked if there's at least one show that we have that's better than it's worse like one episode There's got to be one in there, right? You would think and he admitted there might be even more than one really yes

So I think she was exaggerating one exactly those Mike more stew You though that's a genuine question like what does he do on that show? I was actually really surprised. I don't watch a ton of the BS show But when I went on there yesterday like he literally for an hour just sat there and listened It was really bizarre. Yeah, it was really weird and he teaches comedy. Yeah, yeah, he does Certainly does so I don't know I get the sense because I don't have to see other people saying this and you know It's all speculation I get the sense he doesn't want to be there He doesn't seem engaged or into it at all. Maybe doesn't like the the drama and everything's going on because they're trying to squash that and move on but

Anyway, he's probably too busy thinking of hilarious lessons for his comedy school of broken sides Let's read that book. You have to understand I'm not commenting on any of this because I am on his network right now. Oh, no, no, no, no. I have no problem with these people. Dude, I don't know if you saw any of my appearance on there yesterday, but we've totally buried the hatchet if there was a hatchet to bury.

Not even sure what that would mean, but we're good. I'm good with Shuley and the gang and Levy and Mike and everything like that. And the reason why we ever even started watching MLC was because of Chad Zubak. And now we've got so far away, I got to have him brought his name up, yeah. So can we please get back to what Chad Zubak is up to?

I'm gonna mention the Chad Zubak update. Did you hear the Kevin Brennan Struck is YouTube channel? Yeah, we're gonna get into all of that. Oh yeah, no, we have an update on that. See, it started with a couple of weeks ago, talking about how they each have lawyers and they're gonna have defamation cases and now it's turned into everyone striking

each other's channels. And I guess Melton is doing this shit too. I don't know, I'm gonna get into all of that, but apparently Kevin's been told that you can get taken out from YouTube for yelling too much. Oh, yeah, we'll pay that against their terms of service. But it's like Chad literally on Wednesday

when I was yelling, him and him and Gina Biscotti, two bitches cut from the same cloth. We're telling the people watching their show, report Kevin,ini's yelling. Did you know you couldn't yell on YouTube, Pat? You can't yell on YouTube. You can't raise your voice on YouTube

because children might get scared we're watching at home. So people chat and Lee and at other bitch, Bisconte, we're both telling people that we're watching their livestream to go report me because I was yelling and but now but now two days later Chad wants to go hey man can you lift the strike because I have other stuff and I'm like I wouldn't if I if you were that lady on the electric scooter

I would have ridden right over you. Can I say that, YouTube? You really have to wait for it. So the reference at the end there, Kevin was talking about how he was riding his bike around and a lady fell down off a scooter and she was in a lot of pain. And someone went over to help her

and Kevin was like, oh good, I've got someone else to do because I wasn't going to. I just kept out a riding. Just why he brought that up. Come to class act. I think it's what we could all agree on here. Now, I don't like this reporting people. I don't like that you're telling people

who are watching you to report other channels. Like, what the fuck is that all about guys? That's dirty pool. Why are we doing that? Why are we trying to get, like, that's like Taddle Tells. Like, what are you trying to get me in trouble with YouTube? Don't do that.

Yeah. I'm okay with calling people deck heads and stuff, but actually try to fuck with their income. I don't agree with even, even Mike Morsh's income. This whole giving out phone numbers, striking people's channels, calling comedy clubs, get people canceled, it's ridiculous. It's, I do think that we should all agree though that given our rate of videos for number is hilarious and everyone should do

That's the only funny thing that's happened this past week All right, so Who you know was watching our show when I kind of declared that not having Brian on and then Brian going to Chad was a victory was a w for Chad and Kevin's gonna go ahead and agree with me Bob gave Chad Bob is kept telling me don't talk about Chad, I'll go away. And then Bob hands him like on a silver platter the Brian Johnson thing which gave even Carl was like Chad won that this week. And I was like and I thought the same thing too. I was like wow Chad out we got out spotted by Chad's. I'm like a guy with a guy with the 85 page criminal Rapsheet report record whatever they call it allegedly allegedly so that's what I was like a Bobcat tell him a

Chattel go away if you don't talk about yeah, except in like except if a Brian Johnson What we don't allow Brown Johnson on our show and then he goes around the it goes around the He goes around the back door and does chat show. And then we look like fucking idiots and Chad gets another two weeks out of it. Well, the fact that he said that people are pointing out at to win for Chad, that just goes to show how rarely he wins, you know? That's true. That is why I pointed it out.

I was like, can I keep belief it's happened, but this is actually a good move. A while back when we first started watching MLC because we were commenting on Chad, Chad and Ray were getting into it on the show. And they were head this back and forth and then it got interrupted by Super Chest. And I said, you know, that's the problem with the format of the show is, you can't just let these guys have it out

because you got interrupted for Super Chest. That is stuck with Kevin. For Avril, he keeps coming on, I said that. And then Carl, I was watching an old Carl episode because it was no bell chat and Raidavito, the great Raidavito who Bob wants to have on five days a week to shit on. But don't let pressure Shuly get his feelings hurt.

Watch every after every episode. I have to basically bribe Raidavito to not fucking go to the fucking hardware store if you know what I'm saying and buy some rope and a fucking ladder because he's basically crying at the end of every episode. Bob's like, that's good radio. Is it Bob? I thought Brian Johnson would have been a little better, but we can't have Shuley's feelings

upset. I understand why Shuley was upset. They didn't sell many tickets at Potsdown. And then I think Julie realized it was basically over for him. Let's do a show about Freddie Mercury. Wow. Weird. Well, you know, I mean, like that is a weird thing. You should really feel good that people are chanting fought Kevin Brennan in, you know, in those numbers. I mean, you know, that I know. And I'm not even there. I was the only thing that brought those people together. And so you hear that chant that is from the pot sound show. I'm going to have an eminent card if come out.

I think he's the one who started that. He started the chant. So now they have it on the board over there. But anyway, so like I just tried it for a second now, we're going to come back to Kevin watching an older episode of ours. And then Clare was watching an older episode of Clare, like I was just saying, and Carl was like, Kevin will stop a conversation just to read a super chat.

Yes, because I have to, I have to keep a movement along because if I don't, then they get old and stale by the time I read them. And also sometimes there's a loan in the conversation and I jump in and I fucking read the super chat. Sorry, Carl. It's all I wanted was an apology. That's all I got. Hey, Carl, I speak the Superchats. I've heard that not only will you not read all the Superchats

on her these socials, but did you also not read like the YouTube donations you get on previously uploaded videos? Is that true? No, a lot of people are saying that. I realize why the rumor got started. It's because my co-host will not read Superchats. He will never read a Superchats.

And I'm like, I guess I'll have to fucking do it then. I gotta read all the Superchats. Fucking never work with a blind man. They'll try to get out of, they'll try to get out of doing all the work. Say, it's a real problem. And don't forget to donate if this is on YouTube, there'll be a thanks tab. Send Carl a few shackles back.

Sorry. I had a dollar so I should say. That was very anti-Semitic of you to say that. No, I will say the superchets do add a lot to the show. They're oftentimes very funny. And when they have very funny superchets come in and they're reacting to that, I think that's great. My only complaint was when Chatted Ray were going at it

I wanted them to go at it. Yeah, of course. Right. That was the only thing I was saying. Alex Stein, my boy over here He's loving all of this drama But Kevin will not let him talk. It's somebody like he has on the hook Stein And he's a fan of Alex Stein's but he will not let him talk. No, but I mean, I'm telling you though Kevin This drama is the best thing on the internet. Don't check it. Gay Dorito. Uh, because he just told chicks it.

Like, Ralph is already to have a whole thing. Yeah. And Alex likes to talk. And he just gets, rudely interrupted every time he tries to get anything going. It's so funny. For Gay Dorito. Yes. Gay Dorito is super chat. By the way, what the fuck in well dressed Alex Dynis? For, uh, he always, I try to say shit and dude, he looks like he's

ready to. I know. He's the only professional out of all of us. How funny is that right after, and this is in order, right after he goes, yeah, Carl calls me out for reading super chats and interrupting the conversation. He does it tell Alex immediately after that. All right, that's enough. I don't know. Let's read Gatorito. See what he has to say.

Yeah, good point. This is the best thing on the internet. Okay, Gatorito. And then another example of poor Alex side just getting shut down. The over and over. I'll get a big bag. That's when you get a lot of money. And that's actually a feminine trait to chase a bag.

Jason Whitlock said that that's kind of a subversive. We're not quoting Jason. We don't quote Jason Whitlock on the show. Jason the bag is gay. It's a P.I.S.A. move to chase a bag. Okay. In any way, I just learned a term a week ago and I've been chasing a bag all week.

So I just think that somebody else knows the show. He likes the show he wants to participate. He just keeps getting shut down. We're not doing Jason Whitlock quotes at the show. Very likes the show. He wants to participate. He just keeps getting shut down. We're not doing Jason Wittlock quotes at this show. Very funny line I have to say. This is all brand new information that I just learned about before we started the show. Chad went on and did a live stream this morning. And Chad had some nice things to say about yours truly because as you probably know, I think we've covered this, there was a copyright strike, and you know, you get three strikes and you lose your channel. You get three strikes within 90 days or something like that.

You lose your YouTube channel. So, copyright strikes suck. And it happened to me with Suthering John, and I had to fight it and it was annoying. I take all these videos down and then put them back up. The same thing with on Patreon, I do that to me. So Chad reached out to me yesterday,

and he goes, hey man, you man, I know you probably will ignore this or whatever, but any advice would be helpful. And I wrote him back and I said, you know what, capillary strikes are bullshit. I hate that this is what's happening right now. This should not be happening. I gave him advice and told him what I did and how to do that.

So apparently that makes us BFFs now. For the members only, a lot of people were bitching that a mud shark loves miseries no longer up there, and I have to explain it once again. Kevin is striking my channel. He's saying that's his content. I've done my homework, I've talked to enough people. I've even talked to Carl in Rochester.

Believe it or not. As opposed to the other Carl. That's infamous on the show. He's on record saying that's not cool. Don't strike channels. And he told me what to do. So I appealed. I wrote an appeal because it's fair use.

I'm adding commentary. I'm putting my own spin on things. It's unique. This job is healing. Hack. Now, honestly, the fair use that I talk about, the transformative content, like we pull clips of things. I don't watch an entire program, somebody else's, and talk over it. That might be different. I don't know, to be honest.

I probably get their terms. Do you know, he was a year Ray about the stream sniping thing? If that's against the terms of YouTube? I don't, I'm no clue. Yeah. It really is because like, at least what you're doing, it's a minute you pause the clips

so that literally comes across as a the terms is transformative content. But with these I think that's why I don't understand that I like Carter and I like Patrick Melton and stuff. I have no fucking idea how they're still on YouTube because it's literal copyright violations and Chad I think will unfortunately lose this appeal. I don't want him to get kicked off YouTube, but this is the sort of shit that happens. That's why I never clip anything for my YouTube channel. It's just all really born interviews, thanks for that.

I don't know that he will lose it, but again, I'm not familiar with this area of things. I think you have to prove that you own a copyright, but I don't know, maybe not. So one more clip from the stream this morning. And this is, I have a message from the guy, John Marlow pulls these clips for me. And he goes, something's happening with Chad. He's actually trying to be funny.

He's actually saying funny things from time to time, getting genuine laughs. And so this is an example, I had to assume. So there we go. So there we go. I had to assume. So here we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go.

So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go.

So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there we go. So there What am I doing? You know what I mean? What am I doing? Here I was trying to get Chad Zubak's job. I guess I'm going to get Bob's job. It would be the second buddy of the show now, right? Thank you. I can't crack on Carl today or yesterday because he helped me out. So I got to wait till tomorrow. And it probably won't even really crack on tomorrow.

I hate that he might be a good guy and I don't like it. I want to hate him still. I think I'm going to try to hate him. I'm going to like watch some more isotopes and... That's a pretty funny line. I want to hate the guy. Maybe I'll watch his band again. I'm going to get back in the mood. That's pretty good.

I'm going to get that bad shit. Not bad, buddy. Hey, you know, not to sound like a piazza, but Carl red is your color. I'm looking good good aren't I? Check Queen's Stone Age. It is a Queen's Stone Age shirt yes. Nice. Thanks buddy.

That's available on our Patreon if you want to watch me on the BS show of my Queen's Stone Age shirt on. You can check that out on our Patreon. Are we over um, complimenting Chad because I want to play this other clip where he's defending Crystalia. Yeah we're done. Are we over, um, Kaplomiting Chad? Cause I want to play this other clip where he's defending Kristalia. Yeah, we're done. Cause I think this is insane.

I don't think he understands. Oh, well, maybe I don't understand. Let's, let's watch the Rolling Stone, New York Times or LA Times, they, they hate Kristalia. They want him canceled so bad. They tried to cancel him every six, six, seven months and it just goes away. And, but they won't stop. Now I guess they interviewed 10 women that came out about Kristaliyah.

And if you read the article, it just said, it just, if anything, he's guilty of being a fucking dick. That's it. Now I don't know. Have you guys seen the documentary that came out? I didn't read the, no, I didn't read the article either. Kristaliyah, what it seems like, just based on the multiple witnesses

who have come out with this, seems like he's running a sex cult. He's making these women do his bidding from afar, like even if they're in a different city, they have to do what he tells them to do it all times, and they have to get tattoos of his initials on them. And when you start making girls get tattoos or get branded, that's kind of like, callty a little bit.

Seems like it's more than just being a dick. Seems like it's a real problem. Yeah, if there's girls, if there's multiple girls with his tattoo on them. Yes. Yeah, that's not helping his case. No, it certainly is not. And it'd be weird if like all these young girls

will all come up with the same story just to fuck with Chris Dalyah. I can understand if some do, because yeah, you meet a celebrity, he bangs you and then he wants nothing to do with you. Like, oh, fuck that guy. I could see that happening. So I'm not going to say that there aren't women who would do something like that. But it just seemed like there's too many of them all telling the exact same story with text messages. You know, the photoshop text messages, I guess with them, you know, all these notes that he said to the people

I don't know they all got the exact same that's like if to Sean Watson what he was again all the messooses had a dish on Watson number four tattoo like on their Yeah, yeah, same one. It's like all right We're gonna start with the women on this one. Yeah, where are these hoars getting the tattoos by the way? I do usually be the voice of reason Thank you for that. Yeah Yeah, where are these hoors getting the tattoos by the way? I do usually be the voice of reason out there. Thank you for that. Yeah. Sure. Now, is he, like before we get into these cases, is he going on the, is he going on the road or is he sticking back to like clubs that he knows and familiar,

is like familiar with to work out of? Oh, no, he's on the road, selling out the roads. So then literally selling then at that point, it should just be like, okay, we're done here because there are business owners that see through the bullshit, right? If these business owners are too scared to have him in then. Hold on, this is the person who's less informed than Ray DeVito.

Have they just conversation in comedy? Yeah, I was gonna say this is the biggest take to Trevor. What's his name? I forgot. I was thinking of Trevor because Trevor is talking about him. Yeah, Tyler, Tyler, I think it's like that. I don't know this guy.

I just had no him. I know I see him on his stream, but see if we get the backstoring, how they know each other. I thought he was another Cleveland guy, but you don't know him? No. I have no idea who this guy is.

He called Tyler. And he, he sounds like one of those guys that would say, yes, but Charles Monson didn't actually kill anyone himself. I've said that a few times. I know how it shows us, by the way, oh, Jesus, there you go. He's a very nice actor. I know, I wasn't putting two and two together.

I forgot. That's a fucking no all about this shit. I knew you'd spurgot like a child and scream. But you know, when I was on his show, we were talking about Alex Jones and Ray's like, I've never heard of that guy. I'm like, it's hard to believe. It guys made a lot of news over the last 10 years.

All right. Yeah, you just didn't put two or two together. I understand. It happens. Guys, I thought we could have a little bit of fun here. I discovered this podcast called Sounds Funny Radio, hosted by James Cassada. And the reason why I found this show is because a woman from the Detroit Free Press wrote glowingly about it.

That here are these people, these improv comics coming together and putting together this amazing podcast and YouTube show. And I thought to myself, it's in my nagging, I'm going, funny and improv? Is that even possible? So I thought what might be a fun treat for us today is to just, and I haven't watched this yet. I'm doing the Shule Network thing, thing right we're not prepared at all and we're just gonna watch and uh let's uh let's see how funny these people are at at improv and by the way guys please tap it anytime all right anytime you need to just tap and end this thing I I'll totally understand. To sound funny radio, the completely improvised radio comedy show featuring suggestions from them.

I'm going to say first of all this reminds you of like the Chicago Bears Super Bowl shuffle. Yeah, they all are like, I'm really dancing like like we're not used to doing this, but here we go anyways. And the public you be they call Nick man. Yeah, and is actually like the through Bowl shuffle. It's a nice good racial mix here. Good racial balance. I would say and you know you're in for some genuine laughter when they start doing silly dances at the beginning. That's always funny. Oh wait for this It's probably gonna get better. I would imagine

Marlison in audience and this episode featuring the voices of Kairisha Redman Patrick Williams Ankara Martinez Lawrence Freeback in the fridge and time your host James K Sadduck And we are gonna jump right into it here. This is round number one,

and this is our game round. So we're gonna be playing some improv games, and the first of which is a game called Your Honor My Client. This is a game for everybody and how it works is we're gonna give our cast suggestions of objects and occupations, and one of the time they're going to make courtroom puns as if they were representing that object or occupation in a court of law.

In a court of law. What's up? Yeah, I'm going to play the criminal. Could be any of them, I would say. Jane, no comment. You guys following the rule. So number is 555. You guys following the rules to the somewhere as a prop game.

All right. Let's get let's get to it. That's how it works. And their first suggestion. Your first suggestion is. Sergin. Sergin. He's got a voice modulator that he likes to use

because that's always funny to having different voices on. He's just doing that off the cuff. Oh, believe it. That's unreal. When the behind the scenes crew are this funny, I can't even imagine the laughter of the fantastic four. All right, let's see what an attorney would say,

representing a surgeon. Careful with those sides, Huzie. Yep, like split again. Oh, you're already injured. There this fat bitch probably already had my side. Your honor, my client is a cut above the rest. Your honor, I'm going to go ahead and sew up the last of this, my closing arguments.

And- Your Honor, we're gonna have to remove everything from the evidence. Your Honor, my apartment, my apartment. No! To me, this is all a stall agree that women are fucking hilarious. This is classic. None of these people are, this is a disaster.

They can't even tell. They can't even tell. What in their defense? I would already be like, yeah, I have nothing brilliant to say on that. Like, yeah, why are we doing this? Defense? Get it? I pointed this out when I was on the Drew and Mike show we were talking about this show. Improv comedy is the hardest form of comedy to pull off and the worst comics are the ones who are trying to do it for some reason. Because if you want to be like really funny off the

comfort or come up with these stupid games and stuff like that, like that takes a serious level of comedy and these people, they couldn't craft a joke if they had a week and they're trying to do it. It's put second. You're on a... Oh, shit. Oh, no. I agree.

If we could dissect that last comment that you made there, actually, you're on trust. I agree. If we could dissect that last comment that you made there, actually you're on drugs. Your honor, I'd like to scrub that from the record. Pfft. She's a Friday or something. Did you see that? Did she get in fact?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking nailed it. She dropped a bike. Yeah, you fucking swaps. I wouldn't have thought she didn't want no scrubs. That's right. That's great something. But also she did, she's the only one to come close to having something made sense.

So yeah, compared to the rest of them, it's like, yeah, she won that round. You should get her on the podcast, Ray. Get her on the shoelaces. I don't know. That's what I'm going to play. I don't know what I'm going'm gonna play. That's what I'm gonna play when we, it's time to change suggestions. That's not gonna play. No, that is what I'm gonna play. If I play the success trumpets, do you have like a gavel? No, I, I, sound. I wait.

Yeah, that's a weird voice. Weird. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck is this? This one doesn't work. It's like, the next suggestion is table, table, your Reiner, the defense doesn't have a leg to stand on. I mean, I'll give her the delivery was perfect. So I'll give her that. My she took it as shareholder. Is my high lawyers doing anything?

You're out of your despair. It's never wasted. And behind the wheel. Of course. It's swear, that's not something that I'd have used whatever to do. Yeah. And the thing is, she is pretty much gone with the one and only possible table pun.

Like I'm actually genuinely interested. No, I'm just gonna say. Oh my God. Yeah, let's hear these other ones. I heard good points. We're up against some strong stuff here. Wooden, your honor, my client, wouldn't have done such a thing like that.

He wouldn't, but he would stop it. Your honor, there are only four polls that we have to look at here. Good out. Yeah. Don't let the leave. She's the hot one by the way. You mean the green boys?

Yeah. She's only overweight. She doesn't have all the other flaws like the other ones. That. You're on. Everyone deserves something to eat off of in this court. Oh God. She's my least favorite of all. She is like brain dad.

I hope she's high as a kite. I hope she has some excuse for big this bad at this. Well, this is also episode one. You think they would like got it together for their premiere episode. Like even if this is like what you do, all right, fine, scrap it. Right.

Let's get one together where even cheat, let them know the thing. Right, what's worse than that? What's worse than that? It's edited in post. They put in sound effects and music. So this is like they could take all of these things out if they want to do, but they don't.

I would just like the point I said that an improv comedy show should have been rehearsed I'm being serious. I mean just go ahead and cheat. We would never know God though goes even a ray of shit. I got them. Yeah For sounds funny radio and cards Well I picked on the white one so that's we've had this this cockage over here I want to retire

from what you're on I believe we need to just table this for now you're on my client and I are not performing well in here because we think you need to spruce up this whole Room, I mean it's really bringing it down in here. What I hope you guys Yeah, what spruce the fucking joke that guy had some punchable jokes The unpunchable fingers did you see that? You can't handle the truth. What? Like a you tree.

Oh no, no. Why would a lawyer say like a you tree in the middle of the fence of my rib? Please. Stupid fucking over. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

And this is another observation I have about this show in improv in general is that they always let the audience participate. So these are all suggestions that they get in and it's like they're trying to make the performers fail. Like they're obviously like how do you defend it? What's the right joke for defending a table in court? I don't know. I would never thought of that. Defend it was like what's the right joke for defending a table in court? I don't know

You're on I he did not rape the stripper on that table Hello areas, right pretty good stuff. He's pretty good. You should join their troop. They don't have an Irish guy Who's you usually be there next week? We saw your audition tape Yeah, that broad wants to retire. They need someone. Yeah, she did. Yeah, the suggestion was to make Huntsman. Wait, did we spruce it up? Oh, yeah, no, that was good. That was good. That was really bad. No, it doesn't. Patrick is no idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what they consider good. Well, the host thinks that voice modulation is good. If he does it a lot more, maybe I get for it. He's only doing this because he's got this fancy voice thing. There's no other reason he's doing it to show up his machine. That's all this is. Yeah, some of us I will point out James Cassada the host of this also teaches improv and I can't think of a bigger oxymoron Yeah, then teaching improv teach how to be funny off the cuff.

Yeah, next. Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, back up. What was the, what was the, uh, the spruce icon? What was the one in the, uh, oh, you tree? Why he W. It's about this.

I don't know. They're real. I don't know. Yeah. Look, it's a spelling joke. Get no, you know, I know I know a tree joke that could be told a bit that lady But Anthony commu is not here. All right, all right to me. It just sounded like a straight lift One more here. And one more here.

I'll get one. I believe in you. Your new suggestion is bridge. Your honor, the defense has nothing holding up their side of the case. Somebody's going to say, just get over it. So who do we think is going to be it? Do we think it's the hilarious finger guy? The unfunny white girl or the leader of the group? Shall we say? I don't know. The card has put this together already as a

game. You're on a wing to connect the evidence with the crime. HAAAAA! HAAAAA! HAAAAA! You're on her, I'm sorry. My client feels like there's some kind of tension between the two of you. Maybe we need to take a five. Uh, you're on her. I would like to go across the aisle and meet the prosecutor where they are. HAAAAA!

Do you cross an aisle with a bridge? Bit of fuck walks over a bridge? You get a car, you dumb bitch. You're on a there seems to be a lot of moving water underneath everything here. Okay, I'm tapping it! What the fuck is this? Moving what obviously she took that class. Yeah, I'm sorry

Madam your son was fun dead. He drowned in moving water To bring it to me. Who? Why are you crying? It's water to the bridge Get over it. You guys are rubbing off, I bet. Yeah. The rubbing off, I bet. Yeah, this guy's been charged for being a troll. And this kind of niche right up.

Yes, they got a very long right up in the Detroit Free Press. They're doing a show in Park Townsend. So remember to book your own. Oh, we need a song party for air using the Pank P thing and you do the pink blanket and you know anyway. Oh It's not a bad idea or you do aerosmith pink. See or glory race Right, it's right. It's self. I think you know what I wanted to say this before I'll have to edit my video together I guess because I forgot to say it the guy John Marla who sends me over all the

MLC stuff and Chad stuff and everything. He wrote, I'm sick of channels being struck in general and that option even being discussed. Chad was telling people to report Kevin's channel the past few weeks. So hopefully that will stop now. That and Melton was reporting still to his videos on air

and even showing the steps how to do it. It's just that's a very shitty energy to it. That's what John Marlow wrote. I will say Chad Stream this morning, as some genuine laughs, he seemingly making the pivot to being a little bit funny instead of 100% angry. So that's why that was his assessment of it.

But yeah, what is this thing now? We were trying to get your audience to report other channels that you don't like or, I mean, especially Melton with SteelToe, that he's been going after SteelToe pretty hard, and now he wants them taken off of YouTube and their lives just right like okay, why what what how's that a punchline? Yeah, what's funny about the joke? What's the joke there? Yeah, like it's funny to make fun of people But to really fuck off them like don't think it's okay apart from giving our greatest number what's right? Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah

from Gavinard Ray's number. What's right here? That's hilarious. Yeah. That's really the only funny joke we've discussed this entire time. I'd like to be honest with you. I'd like to get your gym joys. I'd like to grab your phone rain through it

and some moving water. Jim Jones points out that the Pink Panther theme does not have any words. So it might be a little bit difficult to be a parody. It's just didn't. Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't didn't and I think of that I think it just I mean keep going. No, it's like the didn't didn't and then it just goes

But I think that I just think of the Peter's I just think of the Peter's Cellars movies. I don't even think of actual pink Panther. You don't think of the cartoon or the installation. I think of a yeah, I think of Peter's Cellars is Inspector Clousseau. You should watch the Steve Martin cartoon. No, I, uh, insulation. No, I think of, uh, yeah, I think of, uh, Peter Sellers is in Spectacles. So you should watch the Steve Martin ones. They're really good. They're out.

Yeah. I don't think can you even air those old Peter Sellers like how he always wear a fur to Kato is his, his little yellow friend. And, uh, whoa, whoa, right. That's not the guy, not the kind of show we do. But I'm saying like, even, even air those movies on TV anymore. Why would they say? Yeah. What about blazing settles? You think they could air that on TV these days?

Tell you what, in my opinion, I think culture's gotten really soft. Don't you think guys? It's got a little soft. I think we should talk about console culture. People can't get a joke anymore. People are getting soft. All right, speaking of getting soft, there is a potato that's been baking here. Hey, oh, hello, I'll rew. What's up, buddy? He's the one that he's the one that sold me out with the pink blankets right there. There he is.

That's it. It's been all right. I've put Kevin out with the pink blankets right there there he is fuck fuck Kevin Brennan the pink blanket the two biggest things to come out of Potsdown Yeah do you want to explain yourself for the fuck Kevin Brennan chance? Yeah sure I well when I get my set I'll you can play it I don't give a shit but the day before Potsdown Shuley was on with Kevin, and Kevin told Shuley explicitly to tell me to get his name out of my mouth. He did not want me talking about him anymore, so I did my first five minutes explaining the meeting that I had to

have with Shuley before Potstown, and these were all the things that I was not allowed to say on stage. I see. So you're a rebel potato, right? I specifically said these are things that I was not allowed to say on stage. I see. So you're a rebel potato, right? I specifically said these are the things I'm not allowed to say. Yeah, right. You're a rule follower.

I just want to make sure it was clear for everyone. Mm-hmm. I see. I see how it is. All right, Ray, have you ever tried to catch an alien with us before? Yeah, I think I have. Yeah.

Okay. So you've been on the show before, right? It's not for this guy, because the last time I was on I'm pretty sure I had COVID and by the way a card if I'm the guy that comes on this show with throat infections Not you should get your own gimmick. Thank you Kant all I do is still gimmicks. Oh, yes, let's I by the way when I was on the BS show They were taking me to task because they have that Bob Lee V. Quote's game that they're doing now, which is a direct rip off of this, but they're like, oh, you're the first to come up with multiple choice answers.

Like, no, that's not the part that I mean, this is important to me. I'm not going to be complaining about it. Someone important to me. So obviously, some people think that's a really, I'm going to start producing that one to now. Yeah, because they're not doing it right. You do a better job. Didn't Vic bring this to the

earth to the first who said it. No, uh, yes, first you said it. Yes. That was a call to said it when she did it. It was just some dis Oh, no, no, no, you're trying to try it. Okay. I ain't going to be who said it. I know you're trying to take credit

for the trademark. I see what's going on. I don't want to trouble man. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch on alien. Are you ready to play to catch on alien? That's like the new thing I keep seeing is that Helen Keller either wasn't real or that she wasn't actually like deaf thumb and blind That's a good one. What do you think about that? You think I mean kind of like this Walt Disney stuff. I'm pretty okay with believing he is secretly frozen So I think I'm okay with believing Helen Keller. It wasn't real. Yeah, but do you think you can be so you think she wasn't real? I saw this bumper sticker that says

Helen Keller ain't no way. It is God like the right thing through it. Purely for comedic purposes I'd like I'd like to believe that. But in real life you think it is weird how are you deaf, Blum and Dine and blind and you learn how to read and write and say, wow, wow, you tell us. Is that really what she said? Yeah, wow, wow. And said, water, she couldn't say water. Instead of saying water, she said,

wow, wow. And that's why I think, wow, wow became wall wall. If you talk to Graham Hancock, he would tell you that she's on a different level and whatever phase it is. And she. What did Tommy say next? Here your choices

Number one can do it telepathic Be might actually be a lesbian Three could have been an alien. Next proved all the haters wrong. Lastly, possibly had a rare form of Tourette's to catch an alien. Okay, I always go first and it always the obvious one lately has been the right answer. I'm going three alien. I love talking about aliens. So that's where I'm going, huesy, what's it? I think Lajbian, because I don't think that he knows what a Lajbian is.

That's very possible. Okay, I like that. Ray DeVito. I'm gonna say lesbian too, just because it has nothing to do with the one. It's the only one that would make no sense. Well, Teruts says, maybe, okay, anyway.

Um, I mean, that number makes sense, but I'm saying that's like the most obvious one that makes no sense. Yeah. All right, producer Chris. Number one, telepathic. Yeah. All right. Producer Chris. Number one, telepathic. Telepathic, guys.

Really hoping you'd go for the turret spate. Yeah, well, I saw that as bait. Let's see. And that's why I think wall wall became wall wall. If you talk to Graham Hancock, he would tell you that she's on a different level and- Could you pause it for a second, though? Yeah.

Does he really think that the Wawa gas station chain was named after the way the way the colors of it? Go on Wawa. By the way, every infant says Wawa before they say water. Like everyone knows, like every baby says Wawa before they can say water. And most comedians from Cleveland.

Why would a baby drink a water? I just saying you know that as a kid, like you see the little kids say that, it makes sense to say that. Excuse me, Yerana, I believe that there's a lot of moving Wala. He's on a different level and whatever phase it is, and she can do telepathic sound, vibration. Oh, I was doing that. I guess that one does make the most sense With the pyramids to prove that he had a hold on to that information for seven years so the government won this for that

So they build a whole No, they found beans all cheap bones. Yeah, it's something else, isn't it? Sluts. I think E.T. he'd be startled by him. Yeah. He's actually, I would read coming on high, like he's actually kind of scary. He needs something like a dick triacy. We're cooking a fish 1.4 million years ago.

In the pyramids? Oh, yeah, right in Egypt in the pyramid There was a prior to that like Egypt is wherever Egypt is whatever this shit is and there's like this little lake in between There and everything it wasn't there before but it is now after one of the Dulles ages and everything had to go through that late. It's just had to So when they started pulling out artifacts from it, you know, takes for Albert to test it and get down to the bottom of it. You know, they were all on NASA, but now I'm so confident. With everything else, which, yeah.

But you think you can just like drunk history, but it's sober and be able to speak. If you have telepathy, then now telepathy, telepathy, telepathy, I can get behind that. But if telepathy Well the reason why gram thinks it exists is because with all the art because he's a fucking Tested with the data I mean factual data third party

So this thing is fifth party yeah, I couldn't stop this clip. It was too good. I know. It's pretty good. It's insane. I can't let anything he says just because I'm like just focus on those cheekbones. Listen to the words to he's also an insane person. He's saying it. There's data behind it. You know what I mean, factual data, third party, fifth party, 10 party, testing, blah, blah, blah. And within that, you know, with his conclusion of the pyramids, let's just stick with that part, was that the way that they were built,

the only way that they could have been built. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the Helen Keller telepathy to catch An alien oh We'll be back. Oh, that's how Tommy believes the pyramids were built. He was just Way too long to get to it What did Tommy say next All right, I changed it for you

Wait, why do you see it Lenny Ducks from yes, you Lenny Ducks. Yeah, you know, they're just a guest not too long ago Damn, that was fascinating He's also now saying Piazza all the time like Piazza is talking about like I say Piazza all the time now because of Lenny Dykstra Well, I have to say in Potstown That you know every town you're in like it's one guy owns all the card dealerships just outside Potstown Everything was Piazza Honda I always do that about Kea. I always

had to sneak its suspicion about that car. All right. Well, we've had too much fun today. Everybody, we got to move on with our lives. Unfortunately, I'd love to hang out with you guys all weekend. It'd be amazing, but we all have things to do and stuff going on. So, Ray, thanks for joining us on the show today. I know you are a punching bag all week. And I'm glad you're still, you're still going strong. I was, I was hoping your web came when come on. We just see your feet. No, I'm glad you do. Well, what's going on? Are you going to have buddies now? Are you mending? Yeah, we're best friends. I'm going down to visit them next week

We're gonna play beach volleyball Get in like a seat on top gun I meet him at the food truck just bring your oil can bring your oil can just in case We're gonna recreate the whole thing on a big. Okay. I saw you a kubia. Yeah, you're that comic a Kubia you guys stand back to back with your wheel cans just two tent steps Through the oil can had each other. That's a good idea. That'll sell it once in for all Thanks for having you and yeah, this out there. Yeah, buddy. Thanks for stopping by and We tried not to make you the the punching bag even though

Cardiff now has the pink blanket as his background That's what made me fold Yeah, I could have been in the improv game blanket fold. Yeah, I think I would have got a sound from the Dude I would have got a write-up and that you're overqualified. Yeah, I mean joy free press. I would have wrote about me Cardiff can you start up a improvbspin on it? Of course. Thank you. Morning, right now. All right.

Thank you very much, Ray. Good to talk to you, buddy. Nice to see you. Oh, we're going to be able to find you. Obviously, you're at Ray DeVito, but you're on the Shulia channel. Yeah. Thursday is 1 o'clock, Rock Bottom Podcast.

And yeah, follow me on all things social media. Rock Bottom, pod on YouTube. Also, Ray DeVito on YouTube for standup stuff and Brady Vita all social media things Huzi, thank you so much Always you to talk to you. It's Huzi. Hello with a z is the podcast and of course you can find huzy on YouTube. Yes, it a huge entertainment a hopefully we'll start recording episodes again next week. I've had a such little time to go because I've been going to concerts such as

producer Chris's favorite Bruce Springsteen going to see his second favorite act next week, the pretenders fuck you, and it's gonna be great. I'm gonna be doing a lot of drinking, doing a lot of coke, and I will have a lot of fun. Good for you, buddy. Someone's gotta do it. Somebody might have some fodder out here. Oh, and also at the Huzie on Instagram.

Thank you very much, Adam. Good to touch you, buddy. Take care, and hopefully record with you next week. Carl. Yes, I will get that scheduled with you buddy. Yes. Actually, I see you soon boys. I will make it happen later. After let it snow. He meant cocaine. It's fucking throwing. What's with all the dance on your own? Yeah, just get to that. All right. The always energetic. I don't know why Yeah, just get to that. All right, the always energetic. I don't know why out of his so glad that he could join us.

Let's, let's hit some net news and we'll do some reviews. I do have a review on here as well that we'll have to play. But let's start right here. I'm an internet news with Lucy Ty Fox. From Facebook, Josh Hard Group shares. Opie just said, SONDY instead of Sunday, holy shit he's hilarious. Brian Walker responds, and everyone said he wasn't the funny one on ONA.

Scott Stokes, are you sure the MIRTH MASTER went that balls out? From Reddit, Getty Lee's Thumbponders, Imagine being on a podcast with Dan Harmon, and still managing to make him sound like the reasonable, likable one. It's all completely relative, of course. That gau creature is a vial racist and disgusting fascist. I've always loved community and loathed Rick and Morty.

It figures that Carl prefers the latter rather than the former. Contrarian's Negalto cobbler that he is. Stut Joe Tardopun. Carl is the puppet master of the Dabbleverse Wack Pack, great show all around. Oh, and fuck yourself, Carl. Hannah's twisty-s. I assumed Whiting Wongs was about Bucache, totally unprecedented notes.

Shulie trying his damnedest to problematize Brian Johnson? Not gonna happen, bro. You've been found out. Reasonable cat inquires. Any explanation or context on that cringe of the week at all? And PDSplans, what do you need to know? A barista sucks dick for pee! And from YouTube, DPM comments.

I googled Jessica Gao. She's the head writer slash showrunner for She Hulk. University considered the worst TV show of the past decade. Also, Rick and Morty's creator got fired for sending up mean texts to his ex-wife for something. But Cartoon Networks does not to worry, because they still have Dan Harmon on staff, Stetty is a rock Dan Harmon, Crash Awesome writes, Scottish person here, letting you know that every Scottish person is proud of Groundskeeper Willie, and the career he has made for himself

across the pond. Catty Daddy, I'd like to see the person who listens to the Gow Harmon podcast on Ironically. Jordan Jackson, Carl is really amping up the smile talking recently, Yuck. Tee these Mr. Neal, how did producer Chris make this point? Do you want to watch a cartoon where everyone gets along? And not instinctively make a porch pal's reference. Hit in hand media, these Hollywood types hurt my brain. Rando Alt, Dan thinks that if he mocks and belittles white people, it will be good for

his career in the Jewish entertainment industry. Dan is correct. Brandon Willis is stumped. There is no way this whimpering guy created the genius of Rick and Morty. And gentlemen bystander plays us out with, Rick and Morty fans are more than enough for me to never want to watch Rick and Morty. And gentlemen, bystander plays us out with, Rick and Morty fans are more than enough for me to never want to watch Rick and Morty. The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The I'm so teasing and teased and so busy on these shows and the A-SOULs have a show tonight. So we're on a little bit of a schedule today. I'm the worst.

I'm really, it's not good. I apologize for that. You should. All right. Let's get a review. Been messaging with Hannah. She's had some personal stuff going on. I don't know if she's going to want to talk about it or not, but either way, she will be

back. She has missed. She will be back on the show. Mary Beth wasn't able to make it today, but I have very good news for everybody. Cardiffs here. Nope. That's not the good news. The good news is our virtual review girl who we self to name, I think W T T P.

Hi, Carl, taking over gas digital made me tired. So I had to shove a whole balloney sandwich in my fake head because I needed NG. I have one review for you today. It comes from Julian Rikki on May 8, 2023. It is titled WATP. I have listened to several episodes of this podcast. The host Carl has an opinion about everything. The wrong opinion. This is obviously an alt-right podcast. Carl picks on disabled people on every show. I feel sorry for John, OP, Patty, and Tommy. Handi-capped folks shouldn't be made fun of or laughed at. There is no room for this kind of mean miss in today's society. Cancel Karl, three. That's five.

By the way, I create a time you weren't ripping on Ray DeVito today. I don't think you should just goof on handicapped people. No, it's no sport in that. You're a good man. Thank you. If people aren't watching and they're listening, I just want to point out our virtual review girl happens to be the third mic on the BS shell today. Or the Blonder Year.

It's one of these. What are these shells? They all look show today. Or the Bwunder years. One of these, one of these shells. They all look very similar. They all have the same hosts. The laughs from that square have been the same. Yeah. She's sitting there with Bob Levy and Shule. And I'm going to hope that's a five star review.

What do you think, Prusa Kress? I said five. Two, one. That is a five star review. The waist. Thank you. Tell Bob Levy I am shutting down his stepdaughter's Instagram account. One, that is a five star review. Twice. Thank you. Tell Bob Lee V. I am shutting down his stepdaughter's Instagram account. Powering down for now.

Don't do that. No one's asking for that. Not a single person wants that to happen. What are you doing? Maybe one. When I was at the BS show, they were talking about the Bob Lee V stepdaughter situation. I go, that's how hot this girl is. She's a situation. Yeah. I've never been called a situation before my life

Can't imagine doing that Carried, did you have any reviews? Yes, I have some human organic reviews. Yes. Oh stop it. You're fucking potato Your potato sleeping on top of red divino's pink comforter. I'm still more real than her top of Ray DeVito's pink comforter. I'm still more real than her. Okay. The first one, I have two. I have two that the AI did not get. The first one is Doatbother.

These guys are arrogant A-holes, assholes. Dragging other podcasts down is not talent. Get a life. Hold on a second, you're not supposed to be reading the Uncle Rico reviews. You're running really good. I don't know who are these podcasts. Oh, okay, that're not supposed to be reading the Uncle Rico reviews. You're really going to be going to the office. No, no, this is who are these podcasts? Oh, okay. That's something I want to start.

It is. It is. It also could have been who are these socials. I don't know. The next one, some toxic masculinity at its finest, toxic masculinity at its finest, really gross how they talk about gays and women. And piatas. But they think we're masculine, right? Yeah, so that's probably like a five-star review, right? No another one star I don't like hard if when he brings in the reviews. I just read them as a Merry bath and Hannah and Vic Casey Come back. All right. What's it these voice mail? Oh starting with our boy Tony Michaels

I always like when Tony Michaels calls it to the show And I know that the discourse very upset with me that I didn't get to the podcast it man letter I'm I'm sorry It's because I prepare so much for the show guys if I wanted to phone it in I could just sit here and read this letter for a half hour It would be like you doing a stream threatening to dock someone for an entire show and then not doing it familiar with that if you see that happened before oh yeah Yeah, Chad claims to have the goods at our potato body here. So thank you missy missy b Tony Michaels hey Gavin Tony Michael here

So I see the shealy network it's a big time They played a wedding reception on the weekend. I hear their next gig is booked on a cruise ship, the Hockey Cakes. That event was so well planned, it made you look like the VintSmick Man of Life Podcasting, you two speak up. Speaking of Life Podcasts in Pennsylvania, I hear you play the small town of Philadelphia. After hearing your opening act, drive out, drive through. Seriously, she and Lee, don't fuck yourself. My downloads have gone down since Kevin's

time talking about me. You stupid, that fucking tell them to eat they. Wow, never disappoints that Tony Michaels. Yeah, that was a lot. He gets real upset with a lot of these coxity, yesterday. I missed that guy. Should we that was a lot. He gets real upset with a lot of these cocks that he has to do with. I miss that guy. Should we go back and revisit it? It's so hard to listen to his political show. I like it when he's like comp people cocks and stuff. Or funnels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the funnel version of him too, but. John made him fun. Correct. John made everything fun. John empowered him. Yes. Oh, John, we miss you, buddy.

I got some interesting insight information about John empowered him. Yes. Oh, John, we miss you, buddy. I got some interesting insight information about centering John. I don't know if I'm allowed to reveal it or not, but fuck it. What do I care? So it turns out he is planning on doing a one-off show. He's hoping to do a one-off show this summer.

The problem he's having is he has no dirt on anyone. And so he's trying to collect dirt because he said he's got dirt on everyone who goofs out on the floor. Oh, right, yeah. So he's trying to get dirt on anyone. And so he's tried to collect dirt because he said he's got dirt on everyone who goofs out on the whole right. So he's tried to get dirt on people so he can do a one-up show. That's right, I forgot. He tweeted out probably six weeks ago that he was gonna do

this and he got dirt on this person. Yeah, a couple weeks after that, he did it again. And apparently he lowered his price for me. Oh really, what's his price for you? Well, again, I'm confused. The last message I got from him, he was willing to do it for a $500 guarantee. I came back and I said, I agreed to the $500 guarantee

and then he said it's too low. So I don't know how he's going to go see it. If the worst is a gocheter, effort. That's not all this work, Stan. Holy shit. And he messaged me out of nowhere and said I'll do it for $500. You got to do it the opposite way

Yes, you start with the bigger number and then let them yeah, I think you scared him by saying yes, he may have been drinking What of the chances of that now who knows so apparently from what I've heard from my inside source that's never been wrong before Him and hockey puck remember hockey puck. Yep. They're They've had a falling out. I didn't even realize they were still in communication. Right. I thought they had a falling out a while ago. I did as well, but apparently they have been in communication. But then they had a falling out. I guess John owes some money.

John always is falling out with people because he doesn't want to pay them the money he owes them. It happened with the great, but come up with the hockey puck. It's happened with, well, soon to be his mom. Anyway, there's a lot of weird shit going on. There's a theory out there that hockey puck is the one currently in control of John's Twitter.

So none of this is even John. Wow! Could you imagine if hockey puck stirred up all this shit? Like, he grabbed his account and changed the password because he probably has John's password. John probably has one password. Cool. Because it still seems strange. He just disappeared from Twitter for the longest time.

And then yeah, and now he's all over. All of a sudden. And embarrassing himself in interesting fashion. And wow, that's a cool fear. I like it. I wish they'd give us Twitter to what was that girl's name that we had on the show? The crazy lady, the John one of the bang who gave all her money to John and bottom of lap.

Heather W. Heather W. I'd like to see what his Twitter would look like in her hands. That would be a lot of fun. All right, this likes one short and sweet everybody. Hey, Carl, I thought you had to have a high IQ to watch. Rick and Morty. Fuck you.

Okay. No No miss the I'm sorry. I should have thought of you earlier Incentive the like I didn't expect you to come on right now, but I figured I'd send you the link just in case you want to do Come on and join us. You don't have to have people don't realize this You don't have a certain cup size to be a review girl now. It might seem Then it is that way Right for the first three that we've had it's been the trend. I know in the trend, but I'm looking I'm flexible Yep, you are a see you know the sea stands for Cardiff yes

Take off I've listened to your Drew and Mike segment and I'm pretty sure the people who do improv comedy, the Venn diagram, with people who take comedy classes, and obviously the best catchphrase for a horse cartoon character is Hayne-Neighbor. Alright, see ya. Alright, very good. Yeah, the segment I did on the the Drew and Mike shop you guys enjoyed that What does it sounds funny radio? If you enjoy that I hear today, because look at me like nobody did You hear a whole other episode that I broke down with everybody Drew and Mark and Brandon

over there All right, all hair roll praise. This is Jessica. God. I find what you say to be there. We there. We are fans. He's so there. We racist. I would say more, but I'm driving right now. And I just ran over six children. Oh, no. You know how it is. The invasion. Oh, man. I'm surprised you're going to even call it to the show, but I give a props for doing that. You know, I have to do all the mean stuff that we said about her. I gave her the last word, at least that I could do. This thing, this shows the only thing to keep me from killing myself. So now that the stakes are lowered

uh... yet agree with through and mic uh... the best shows that you do are probably the woke podcast because it's like holy shit it's an entire late you person thought that is absolutely in the pocket dumb is shit like

took that shit in the bed and throw it away, but... Man, it's very fun to poke fun at it. Keep doing it. It's very, very way-easy. And people see you do enjoy the episode. I'll lay off the Asian. Yeah, the, uh... God, that podcast explaining to white people why they suck is just bizarre to

me and that's a genre now but that's cool whatever what are you gonna do? Hey Colin chip away you've been gone suck it uh like I uh Mike Moore pretty good what is he right all the jokes you code or something? I'm gonna hold my chip call me back to him. That one that one was too good for chip now I'm starting to think it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it.

I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it.

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I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm going to hold it. I'm saying plus it up in the car like a bandage. Anyway, I wanted to come on to your voice now and say, what's up? You see how you guys are doing? I was at WHTP also, when I checked your email, I sent you an email like a couple weeks ago. Or like, yeah, as far as I'm going to couple weeks, or like, yeah, but it's probably gonna couple weeks because by this time, you know. Jesus. Yeah, I'm like, hey, I'm gonna kick it now.

Falling asleep and I decided to call you out. Okay. I see you guys later. The funny part is that the call gave it around two in the afternoon his time, which, hey, look it, I don't know, what am I not, I don't know anything about how Mexicans live in the Bay. But he brought us over that I wanted to talk about. And that is that I'm way behind in the emails, everyone.

I apologize, I've been trying to get to it. I've been doing too many podcasts, I did three on Thursday. That was too much. Did the Michael Gavin Ali show next week. But I just want to say that there's emails in there that have been meaning to get back to our boy, our boy Maynard from Australia reached out. I've heard from him in a minute.

So I gotta get back to everybody and I promise I will hold tight. I have you started my inbox and someday I'll get back to you. I had a mutual card of, because you were like, I don't know, reading the newspaper or something. What's going on over there? What is this?

1996? I don't know. You were like, fidgeting with paper. I or something. What's going on over there? What is this? 1996? I don't know. You were like fidgeting with paper. I'm not sure what was going on. Were you reading the Met Lewinsky letter that I never got to? Is that the answer? Yes.

I'll be reading it on my livestream tonight. I should just mail it to you to do it. Dude, that's so great. Hey, why were you doing so great this morning? Vinnie had a...so apparently he showed up at the carousel in on Wednesday and there was a band setting up to rehearse right beside his office for the entire evening. So are you kidding me? Oh no. So we did. Hey Saturday morning worked pretty good. We had a good audience this morning. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good audience and people were participating and having fun. I would have watched longer, but I was prepping for the show and I was like I got a lot of clips I don't have to read this bet Lewinsky letter. I mean I was just Very in throw it just fan in the flames over there

With the letter All right Nate from play I'm calling a reference to episode with you Chris Brian reference to episode with you Chris Doug Brian and Dean of the Dante sitting around like a whole bunch of old hands clunching about who you like this week who's on who's crew who we don't like. Hey man you renamed the show High School lunch table. All right all right I know there's a little bit too much of

drama going on and Nick who do you like? Who's cool this week? Nate sorry Whatever fuck Nate and Nick can complain about the show Go fuck himself. Oh Carl men Carl men. You got to get a twin reverb fender two ampers So cool man, I'm gonna call my mom and see if I can sleep over your house Fucking jam all night when you're fucking fenders win reverb to amp

This fucking cool Fucking fuck you it's a fender to a reverb tube amp and the reason I brought it up is because it weighs literally 80 pounds So we're talking about carry ground extra hundred pounds and I'm like no I'm used to that my amp is Heavy as fuck I know I know and also don't come over because it's out of my house So I practice space no red nobs. All right. No red nobs. Okay, good. We'll be back to the voicemails after this commercial break And we're back. You have a message for Mr Chad. Chad, kill yourself. Maybe you can do something in your life for once.

Just don't do it, though. No, no, no, just about this about this about who put that in there. Not cool. Cardiff always break it out of the fourth wall. That's what guy is the worst. Fourth wall killer. Yep. Yep.

All right. Well, maybe I should move some of the serving to Saturdays. Well, no, don't do that because sometimes I have been on the show and I want him to prep. Because we do our creep off on Wednesdays and 11th or 30. I just worry about my buddy Vinny's got too much going on sometimes. It's still a little figured out. Some of it is surfing on Wednesdays except when it's on Mondays and's so stout. No, it's so weird. No, it's so weird. No, it's so weird.

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It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. The episodes oh That was a great episode that was really great. I got it go goodbye Goodbye Fuck your son have a good week You're a person nice on nice, that's all, I should. Start playing some speed battle. I was just putting it as the percussion track.