Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep413 - Free Water

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

For years now we've been following Patrick Michael on his podcasting adventures. Lately we haven't been giving him the love and attention he so desperately needs, so he's been acting up and talking about us and Dick Masterson a lot. Here is our response, Patty. I hope it results in dozens of downloads of your show. After we get caught up on the world of Patty Pukewater aka Patty Brokenskull aka Patty C Cups, we discuss my recent appearance on Misery Loves Company. Then Ed the Editor has another parody to ride the momentum of Cucktales. Howard Stern had a bunch of celebrity guests in Miami and talks to all of them about their childhood, depression, and therapy. All that, another round of To Catch An Alien, and much more. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Support Patty Brokenskull - https://www.patreon.com/Podculture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I thought that was pretty fucking funny. Spoiler alert. All right. We encourage our listeners to go ahead and give us a five star view and apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called free water. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with called Free Water. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get it started. Guys, I don't think

we've done an episode dedicated to Free Water. We've obviously done Free Water segments because the show hosted by Petty Pukewater, Petty Broken Skull, Patrick Michael. So I'm excited to do a deep dive into this because we haven't done this on the regular show. I don't think. I don't see how that's possible, but turns out it is. Now remember the free water was a rebrand. I think it was the 9 minute podcast, became something else, became something else, and free water was because he was doing that fish to water thing. This is becoming like, I mean, 9 minutes times 10.

It's right. Long as fuck. The description of the show is we're not gonna waste your time. And then you start listening to the show and say, oh, this is wasting my time. This is usually someone else. If there was anyone else. A lot of time gets wasted. Yeah, there's a lot of time that's going on.

Now, I know that you listen to the May 14th episode. It's called Jaguar Tears. Jaguar Tears. I listened to that one too. Okay. Because there was a lot ahead about me and Dick Master said, Oh, you all right. I thought I was gonna get there. No, I had to that one too. Okay. Because there was a lot ahead about me and Dick Master said. Oh, you all right. I thought I was gonna check that.

No, I had to check that one. Pleasantly surprised you. I had to check that one out, but I did pull some clips from the most recent episode. And it starts off, he's talking about goth girls. He's talking about the girls in high school. I'm into it. The dressing black and have the black nail polish.

Deadly issues. Let me explain this more. Could always get a cigarette from him if you need it. That dressing black and have the black nail polish. Daddy issues. Let me explain this more. Could I always get a cigarette from him if you need it? What a goth girl is. Yeah. Fishnets and daddy issues. I don't think Patrick Michael knows what being goth means. I don't think he understands that.

You think those girls that wore hoodies to school every day and super dark, dark eyeliner and shit? Really worship Satan? No, they just needed some friends. And the easiest one to fit in with is the Goths, right? I highly doubt you, if you wanted to be a Goth, you could you could be a Goth with ease by simply just dressing like a Goth. Nobody's questioning your beliefs before they become your friend. Like, God, did you burn a Bible last week? Me too. Welcome to nobody gives a, you know what I mean? Dumb as shit. Dumb as shit. But you can't just switch and, you know, all of a sudden

be a Christian. They will check. They're going to want to know. First off, you can become a Christian anytime you want. They'll be happy to have you. They're not gonna be, I gotta see some credentials here before you step into this church. Trust me, I don't have an experience. You wanna become a Christian, open arms. I believe there's a creed song that's called that. Oh wait, weren't you a Goff?

I'll take that cross. Yeah, I know. So, do Goff's worship Satan? Cause I don't think that's the case at all. I think they're just kinda like depressed and mopey and like hanging out in cemeteries. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, but they're not like burning Bibles, are they?

Am I not on this? I think they just listen to like the cure and stare at their shoes, right? Yeah, they just like the color black and that's it. Right. And they get picked out a lot and they can't fit in any social circles. So they go, oh, I'm just dressed like an idiot and hang out with these chicks over here.

I don't know, I'm Iroggie, you guys tell me. No, I think you got a pretty good day. Okay, good, I thought so too. I run up on the subject because I'm like, burning bibles, is that? That's not something that they do. That sounds crazy. Because usually I always get my news from South Park or WETP. Right. I just remember the golf kids from South Park.

That's what I think of. Oh yeah, me too. Yeah. That sums it up, right? I get all my information about high school. This is my favorite thing he does. And I know he's trying to get away from it, but every now and again, he falls back

and he can't help himself. He puts up a video on his great job awesome YouTube channel. The only channel he ever had that he allows comments on. I still don't know why. But he did, are you garbage? Which I believe we talked about on the show. Right. He was not thrilled with, are you garbage?

By the way, I found out why. He's not thrilled with, are you garbage? We'll get into that. This is him. There was a commenter who gave kind of a long explanation on why his video wasn't great. Mm-hmm. So Patrick Michaels is going to respond to that. who gave kind of a long explanation why his video wasn't great. So Patrick and Michael is gonna respond to that.

You know, because this guy's got been on YouTube for nine years and he hasn't done anything. So one of my main comments and response to him was like, Hey man, I'm sure you've done this a lot in your nine years of being on YouTube. I'm sure you've spent a lot of time in the comments trying to make somebody adjust to benefit you, but has it ever worked? Has it ever actually benefited at all? Have you left a comment and all of a sudden somebody's like,

fuck man, you're right. That's exactly what I said to him and he responds and he says, you know, because I was like, you're a nobody. Why would anybody adjust to benefit you? You're, I don't, you're nothing to me. You're nothing to me. You're just a commenter. I don't know your face, your actual name, your beliefs in life, none of that shit. You're just a random person. And he's like, that's true, but I can see you're already too

far gone. And then he put like a waving emoji and said, good luck. And then I said, well, why don't you let me know when your comments make a change? Okay. So the guy literally told him him like, all right, man, whatever. Have a good one. And he's still ready back. Oh, yeah, another thing.

He's not going to see it. The comment section that meant to be like a two-way conversation. I don't think. No, I don't respond to him at a comment. He's talking to a dial tone. He's yelling into a phone with nobody on the other end. Take it in the comment section to the next level. Well, I love the fact that he thinks that anyone who has a YouTube account, which they

kind of force you to make a YouTube account nowadays, needs to have a bunch of videos up there too. No, most people shouldn't make videos. It's fine. We're not looking for everyone to start making videos and post to my new tip. There's enough noise as it is. But that's like his go-to thing when somebody goes, hey, this is a bad take and this isn't a great video and it wasn't very funny.

And he's just like, well, I looked at your channel and he didn't have any videos. Like, well good, that's a good thing. I actually appreciate that. I would compliment anyone who goes on YouTube and doesn't upload their nonsense. I'm there. So apparently, and you might have heard this on the episode you listen to, the reason why he's mad at RU Garbage is because he invited H. Foley, right, one of the hosts to come on to you party.

Now, Patti goes, and this is back before our you garbageers that bag. I'm like, no, it's pretty big. It was a big show. What do you do with this? And so he wanted to have him on to you party and H Foley responded, yeah, that sounds cool. And then he never responded to me, right? Yeah.

And this is what happened, Patrick Michael. He listened to the show. You're right. He popped on two and a half minutes of it, and went, oh, I don't want to be on this show. They're going to ask me if I ever party without electricity. Yeah, that's dumb. And he got his hopes up.

I'm going to get his fully on this show. Nope. Yeah, well, that's what's so funny about it. So then he has to go and trash that. And he knows everything about him. He can tell he's a fan. But he goes on there and he's just like, yeah, this show sucks for this reason.

And that reason's like, mm, sounds like it's a little personal there. Patrick, Michael, all right. My feelings got hurt. Trucker Andy, where are we starting, buddy? I want to skip to the second intro of the episode I listen to you. There's always the first intro to the show. Right. And then the second intro and clip three, this is the show starting up again. You're in the jungle, baby. The jungle known as free free water Which in that case would be a aqua jungle right? Either way, I'm the shark and fucking stupid. I hate the show. I hate it

Let's go free water bitch Now I had the same clip. Yeah, and I think we're gonna have a lot of overlap today But when I love about petty sea cups and all of these episodes I listened to and I've listened to, he always starts off stumbling. It's almost like his bit, where he comes out of the gate and he always says somebody's just like, well, that was stupid, I wish I didn't do that. But oh, well, this is the one time you could stop

and start over. He's podcasting the way that I played Darts. He starts out, you know, he's got to warm up. So he's like throwing a lot of shit at the wall. And then eventually he finds his stride. I was very entertained by this episode of the show, except for the shit in the middle where he's talking about the podcast set are for Pussies.

Oh, yeah, I didn't pull any cuts from that. No, the conspiracy shit gets knocked. That is awesome. When he got to that I was like I'm on board with this episode when I heard him talking about why Jamie Foxx has been sidelined by Hollywood. I was like yeah. Holy shit, bro. This is getting getting bonkers. Alright. What do you want to get into that now? Sure. We can skip all the way to that. Yeah. Yeah, we can come back Double back. Okay, so my clip 15 this is a setup for this whole rabbit hole segment. Okay, so young Sean puff daddy coms

Has these extravagant million dollar parties and of course a lot of shit goes down there that these celebrities probably don't want out right So so P diddies having these big parties. Basically, they're trying to say that P diddy is in the next Jeffrey Epstein, and all P diddies white parties are little say James. It's all sex and leveraging that against people like Ed Sheeran and Ocher and people like that. I think there's two things going on.

I think you're right about that. And he talks about how Beyonce and Jay-Z are definitely part of the Illuminati. Okay. I mean, I don't know what he's listening to lately where he's checking out, but he's way in on the Illuminati, which is fun. This is awesome. This is fun. Yeah, he's Seek House right here. I mean, we all know about Beyonce and all that crazy shit that's went on with her and naming the daughter, you know, blue IV, which is allegedly born living under evil, Illuminati's very, very youngest, something like that. Yeah, so I looked at this up, I didn't hear it about this, but apparently, and Beyonce is part of the Illuminati, so that's fine.

But apparently blue IV is their daughter's name, which stands for born living under evil, Illuminati's very youngest, youngest or illuminate these victorious youth. People aren't sure about that. Well, yeah, that's not a big of that part. That acronym doesn't age well once she gets, she's not the very youngest when she hits a certain age, right? Yeah, even youth doesn't work. Yeah, that's a good point.

All right. I think the illuminate would think further ahead than that. So the guy who's on a petty's Patreon, who sends me a lot of these things before they come out, or some of us, you know, after dark episodes, he wrote to me when he was describing this episode, he wrote, we get to the meat of the episode where Shope is inside her, Patrick Michael talks about conspiracy theories that Jamie Foxx was sidelined because he had too much knowledge about who was gay in Hollywood. He implies that Ed Sheeran fuck Jamie Foxx in exchange for stardom. He then implies that Jay-Z murders young rappers and that half of black

Hollywood gang bang Justin Bieber. It's fucking nuts. Patrick Michael, Michael, is to be kept off the internet and protected by a Brittany style conservatorship. He sounds a week away from being a Q&N on guy. So that's the other thing. There's a lot of like gay stuff. I think that what he's implying in a lot of these clips is that the reason why they're like, we got to get Jamie Foxx out of here. Is Jamie Foxx knows who's gay. Right, you start telling people, and what's it?

Being gay is fine, not in the black community, but it's fine. Okay. Jamie Foxx is already a Scientologist. Now they're gonna try to lump him in with this. Yeah. I didn't know that. That's why Jamie Foxx was dating dating what he used to be and that's how he knows Katie Holmes and dated Katie Holmes for a while I didn't know that okay, I don't you know, I my gossip starts with Chadsubox

Oh my god, who's Jimmy Fox okay, I saw one of those movies I guess What Scientologists I'm pretty sure. Well, then we have much to discuss. Maybe not any. Maybe he's like an ex-pat. That's why he was down with Katie Holmes, but they knew each other. Yeah.

They were both in Scientology. Yeah, well, Katie got out, obviously. Right. Yes, with the kids. Chris, can you look that up? Are you our fact checker on the show? Oh, yeah. I'm definitely making shit off on the fly

I feel like there's something we've never done the show before I'm like hey check it hold on a second I just want to point out producer Chris did not open a browser at any point when I'm like Can you please look that obviously like now? Far enough go along with a bit Anyone else you pick out by everybody well. Yeah, let's keep going with who's gay in, uh, yeah, clip 16. And there's gay activity that allegedly takes place, you know, uh, stuff that happened between him and Usher, P Diddy and Justin Bieber.

Like, I'm sure Kevin Hart was a part of this. Ha ha ha ha! Why? I'm like, oh, he's just throwing Kevin. He's like, I'm sure Kevin Hart sucked a dick or three. Like Kevin Hart, like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, oh, he's just throwing Kevin. He's like, I'm sure Kevin Hart sucked at Dicker 3. Like Kevin Hart, like what, yeah, leave me out of this. And also, these are all, I realize Jamie Foxx, the movie star, but these are all musicians. All the people that we're talking about,

like in the music business, including Jamie Foxx. So what does Kevin Hart have to do with any of this shit? I mean, it's just like, I'm gonna stand up, okay? And he just doesn't like Kevin Hart's cavity. I know, that's like hilarious. He probably sucked at Dick just because he's so short. He just ran into one. Yeah, he wasn't trying to.

He was a pal. That's smash him in the thoughts of telling joke. That's the worst too. And you open your mouth, tell joke and then it's a dick in your mouth. You're like, ah, jokes on me. Damn it. He pulled a zoom. You got me again.

It's here in. Yeah, damn you. Pulled his zoom-ok. You got me again. It's here in the app damn you. Pulled a zoom-ok. Okay, well, at this point, he starts introducing the woman who is a former backup singer, I think. Her name is Jaguar Wright. And this is where the video clips are going to come in, Carl. This is Jaguar Wright. Initially, this is her asserting

that everybody that used to work for uptown records is dead or almost died except for P. Diddy. So there must be something to that. Interesting. Interesting. Clip one. He must be the luckiest motherfucker because it seems like everybody that worked

at uptown records from the very beginning. So cool. Everybody that worked at Uptown Records from the very beginning, so gone. Just him, I guess, I'll disappointed you. You know, it's, I speak for a reason. When you see this bullshit as motherfucking gang, fucking with people that you love, that you like, you know, that you,, you know, that you... There's too many coincidences. Too many.

You... Fuck you, honey, calm. Oh! F***ing vex just right. She seems nice. She seems stable and nice. Oh, I'm sorry. I was backing up again.

You... Fuck you, honey, calm. Oh! Stamping. We gonna Fuck you, honey, calm. Oh! Stampin' We gonna get you, ain't your little dog, too. Mmm. So I guess LB sure just came out of a coma, almost died. Heavy D-dot, you know, had a heart attack. All these other people are so...

Heavy D-dot? What happened? Yeah. Oh my god, I had to... A fake eyes heart gave out. Can you believe it? T-Deterred died today. You know that? Yeah, I just heard. Yeah.

My wife was telling me and I was like, shut up. I gotta do these clips. Yeah, whatever. I don't care about that. True like you have a house heavy D. Yeah. Don't you know that P-D-D is blowing all these black musicians?

Ha ha ha. You know, like in the mafia, they'll take people out who just know shit. They don't want to have any problems. They don't want the FBI getting to them and then they start talking. So like, all right, we just got to take everyone out and who knows about this. That's what she's talking about. That's what she's applying to.

Everybody. All the gay guys. No, all of the uptown record execs were writing books. And P. Didity didn't want to tell all books coming out. That's what I mean about them being gay. Oh, she's saying or is that what Pety C. didn't want to tell all books coming out. That's what I mean about them being gay. Oh, she's saying or is that what Penny C. I'm gonna confuse.

She's definitely saying that P. Didity is gay. Okay, that's what I thought. Should I be following this better? I had it. Are you following this producer, Chris? Kind of. Okay, good. Well, you follow it.

I'll just play the clips. All right. One more clip on Jaguar right here. This is her talking about Jay-Z's career coming up. By the way, is she happy to? Yeah, I think. Yeah. She's happy to see. Yeah.

Yeah. Depends on what time of the month, please. All right. Building a working, you know, camaraderie with honeycombs. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, I think those are two different things I'm no serial killer, but I think those are two different things. I don't know I could be wrong That's here. Yo-kealer. See your killer. All right. I'll find the fucking drop. Now that you said it, buddy. A serial killer. Shee. A little creep off action. By the way, I read Matt Lewinsky's note, the podcast that man, on the creep out,

but I brought it today so that we can cover some of the points in case you guys missed me reading that on the creep out. But if you want to hear the whole thing, it's on this Monday's version of the creep off podcast. This is- Give anymore conspiracy things. I do. I do.

So this is kind of when he starts things off. He said, Nick Cannon stayed at his house and you're like, why? That's very illuminati behavior folks. You're telling me that if I was a singer, songwriter, who had a million followers on Twitter, if I wanted to get an actual record deal, I got to sleep at Jamie Foxx's house for a certain amount of time? Why? That's fucking weird.

Yeah, so apparently people like Crashy People's Houses or in their studio, is there working out albums and things, and I don't know if that implies gay sex. I don't think it does. But whatever bad he's reading up on, he might know more than I do. So whatever, it's fine. I'm sure everyone's sucking off Jamie Foxe. Yeah, they don't just have a lot of work to do.

They want to dittle each other. Right. Patti forgets that not everyone has only one bedroom. Yeah. It's a good point. He's like, well, they're staying in his trailer? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, when they see about the couch,

together it's like, well, no, no, they have a guest room and another guest room. It's a giant place. Yeah. That's it, right. Right, Richie will have people over all the time, by the way. And it's one of the things they might never run into each other, actually.

True, yes. That's a good point. Unless you're Howard Stern, Richie will want people over to their house to stay and hang out. Can we talk about this Jamie Foxx thing real quick? I feel like I don't wanna get a sidetracked. Okay, but you know it's been very mysterious that he was hospitalized and they wouldn't say what happened.

And the Jamie Foxx camp came out and said, he's doing great. And then they came out and said, well, he's in stable condition or he's not doing great They wouldn't say what was going on people were speculating was he a drug addict? Because it like what's going he was in the middle of filming a movie and then all of a sudden they had a stop production Do you know you must know about this you're I know of Jamie Foxx having health issues a lot of

What if somebody has Crohn's disease or colon cancer and they're getting A lot of, if somebody has Crohn's disease or colon cancer and they're getting shit done on their ass, maybe they don't want the whole world to know about it. I mean, that's one theory, each, or. So I don't know the rest. I don't know anything. Another theory just came out yesterday. By one Mike Tyson, he was on the PBD podcast,

Patrick Bat David has a podcast and Tyson's on there. And he just sizes just like throw it out there. What do you think's happened? Like are you following what's going on with Jamie Foxx? He's not feeling well. If something's going on with it, it's a stroke. I had no idea what happened to him. Yeah.

You pulled that up. Yeah. It's trying to prove. Foxx. We were at a restaurant a couple months ago in LA and what was a restaurant to stake it? Remember the restaurant in LA. Anyway, catch. March. yes, he showed up and look really good and on all of a sudden you hear the stories about

Jamie Valkyrie of facility We can't anticipate that Nick breath. We don't know where to die After we leave this bad stuff kept happening. I wanted to play that clip because you heard what Tyson says he goes, yeah, I already had a stroke. I don't know. Well, he led with he's not feeling well. He came down with a stroke. Yeah. What's hilarious is that Tyson comes out on this podcast and just speculative goes, I think he had a stroke. And if you Google Jamie Foxx right now, you'll see Mike Tyson declares Jamie Foxx is like it's every headline everywhere

Tyson calling him out for having his throne. I heard Jackie Martling at a stroke, too. Yes, I did hear about it. You told me that all that's recent Southern John Melendez Jamie Foxx drag so much calm. They had to pump his stomach No one's ever said that right God was it growing up? It was always one of the No one's ever said that right? God was it growing up? It was always one of the guys for the Backstreet boys right? That was the room. I was Rod Stewart.

That was all new. The new kids on the block guy. And whoever is like the cute boy in the news is I believe in every time. Yeah. I fall for it. I'm gonna pump his stomach. That's a lot Yeah. I fall for it. I'm gonna come, man. Pump is stomach. That's a lot of come.

He must really long. Come on. That's insane. That's insane about a come. And I would know. And do you have anything else, Andy? Well, this conspiracy part of the show or I have where else.

Patty getting very upset at this Jaguar, right woman. And just like declaring that, she doesn't know anything because she's a nobody and Clip 17 I just got really Maybe really happy to hear him get so mad about this clip 17 She talks about people sending her videos of Felatio between so and so You know all these bigger names than herself, right? All these much bigger names than she is even associated with at this point. Okay?

That's where it comes off as just another crazy person who had their shot in the industry and it didn't pan out and she's upset about it and she's gonna use whatever fucking random controversy she can think of to put these people in their place because they didn't make her rich. So wait a second, because he started off by believing everything. And then he goes into this conversation and he's like, well she's an idiot. I saw him confuse, why is he dismissing this? I love it when people call it research too. I watched six YouTube videos that I did my homework on this.

Yeah, some other idiot put up a video saying some nonsense that he doesn't know. I think he feels fooled by this woman. So he started, he's just like, oh my god, like P Diddy and Jay-Z are fucking Justin Bieber and making everybody sleep over at their house and have pillow fights. He's the chillest jaded one. And then he goes and watches this crack pot and gets all mad at her again, equipped team. You know, Mariah Carey happens to be one of her targets.

You know, she'll talk about how Mariah Carey fucked her way into the business. Fucked her way to the top, sucked her way to the top. But then you have to think like Mariah Carey is the second best singer, female singer in history next to Whitney Houston. So what you're saying is you are as good as Mariah Carey, but because you wouldn't suck a dick to get to the top, you didn't make it. Horset. Wow. I love that he has the top two singers of all time figured out in his head like

that. Yeah. I was actually a little bit surprised that he, uh... And Petty's team Mariah. Yeah. Yeah. I just love how not on board with this woman's theories. He becomes, it's very funny to me. He gets all fired up. Yeah, he doesn't ever get fired up.

No, I like when he has a strong point of view on something because so often we hear him hem and ha and go, ah, whatever. Yeah. You know? Who gives a shit? Right, so it sounds like he's reading the internet. It's not like it's a bad thing for him to do,

but he's reading the internet, he's getting into it. He's trying to figure stuff out. This is pretty interesting. I'm gonna go back to the May 22nd episode. And he's talking about, he's talking about Dick Masterson and me and kind of the stuff that we're doing in our world and he brings up Uncle Rico. Okay, I didn't go seeking any of these people to listen to my content, whether

positive or negative. I didn't seek out Carl, I wasn't seeking out Dick Masterson, I didn't seek out any of these people, they found me. I was brought to them. Okay? And no matter how many times people try to bring them to me, I don't care, dude. That shit is boring to me. You guys can hang out in that fucking inner circle and play around with the Uncle Rico bullshit and fuck with some guy who was on the J-Leno show who's just living off of J-Leno money. You know, let's make fun of him. Whatever, do what you want to do, but it is boring.

You're just doing exactly what everybody else is doing. It's unoriginal. Huh Tantric Michael in a strong take on the El Corrico show Wow, did you notice something particularly strange in there the J. Wattow reference or no called you Carl? Yes, okay, so hi. Yeah, the very poor yet. I was over. Yes. I was going to say He is now calling Dick Dick and Karl Karl and he does it quite a bit actually in fact Here's at the beginning of the show. He explains that he's kind of bummed out It used to be that when he talked about us his numbers would go up and now it's just not happening for everybody But anyways guys, we do have some fun stuff to talk about today

I feel like I've been on a role here lately You know the numbers aren't saying so. Because I remember back in the day, I could mention a name and... Boom! Fucking extra 200 listeners, right? 200 plays. Now, I do basically whole episodes. Fucking the same numbers as usual, right?

It's like I have to mention Dick Masterson, you know? Yeah, so when he was back complaining about how much he doesn't care about us and Roy and and he's going through all this stuff It turns out and I do that's all log it turns out that he wanted our attention all log And he was excited about it because I was helping him and that's why he even has 18 people out of Patreon and why anyone's even paying attention to him but he's up to 18. Last I checked. Pristakris you want to check that for me? No I won't allow it. I'm on Patreon.

I'm pretty sure it's 16 because I went to I wanted to sign up I was going to sign up for the Patreon just to drum up some extra content and it's just releasing the normal episodes earlier. There's no... You know the rules. Ha ha ha. Well, no, he does do bonus episodes. They're called Freewater After Dark.

Oh, okay. And these are only the bonus patrons. I don't know often he does it. I don't know if it's monthly or whenever he gets around to it. I'm not sure about that. But if you ever need those episodes, come to me. Yeah, okay. I don't know why even it's like a $, I'm not sure about that. But if you ever need those episodes, come to me. Yeah, okay. I don't know why even it's like a $1 tier and a $3 tier.

Right. It's pointless. Right, and he goes into trying to make money off this thing. I'm gonna get into that with us, but it was just interesting that now he's like desperate for our attention. That's funny because this week, I wasn't listening to these episodes. This week I went, gosh, we haven't really done a deep dive on Patrick Michael in a minute. And I don't think we've ever featured free water.

So this was a suggestion from me. I said, no, I said no to Andy and Chris and said, what if we did this and then we'll even or not. Carl does not just farm all the work out to everybody out of the air. Sometimes, yeah, well, I'm gonna be older. I start listening and I'm like, oh, should he really watch us talk about him again?

Yeah. So, wow, it must be like something cosmic going on. And my clip five, I called this the Rogue's Gallery clip. You know, I've talked about Carl, I've mentioned Shule, I've talked about Zuma, I've done all these things and yet characters like this back when I first started would get me fucking, you know, double the numbers.

Yeah, I know. He's like, it's not working anymore. What's going on? I don't understand. That's because you didn't do the next thing that you have to do. You're like, oh, these guys get me listeners. I should have them on my show or I should go on their show.

Yeah. You didn't do that. So your numbers just stay the same. Lorenzo Areola did it the right way. Like with Lorenzozo we were fascinated. I mean what is this guy's deal? I can't tell if he's funny or if he's crazy. I don't know.

And then he went on the dick show and talked about his crazy family and trying to fuck his cause in. And it was great. It was a great appearance on the dick show. Oh, you loved it. And you love what he talks about fucking his cousin. Of course I do.

Andy, if you fucked your cousin because I'm not your dry fish, I'll stop the show right now. If that's what you want to tell a story, get me high. You heard it here first folks. So basically, Lorenzo played all the right ways and he's been invited on shows and I see people wearing, that's all funny. Merchandise, it says, like, he embraced it. You recognize the attention that it's bringing you and you roll, you capitalize on that.

Whereas Patrick Michael said, fuck you, you guys, fuck it, suck, go fuck yourselves, we went, all right. Yeah, let's go. Sounds fun. Now, you heard that clip that I played from the most recent episode where you took a shot at Uncle Rico for being boring and just talking about Center and John over again he's the only one saying that he

takes another shot of the Uncle Rico although I'm not even sure if he realizes that so I'm gonna set this up a little bit by saying there's a channel called T F A T K okay it's not the fighter in the kid. It's just this guy who does shop content and D'Lien. He's basically just posting Reddit content on his YouTube channel as if he came up with it himself. I was more impressed when I first started seeing his channel. I'm less impressed now because anybody could do that. Oh, I do look and just grab video clips from a subreddit and call it a show.

Interesting. You don't say. Oh, yeah. Who would do such a thing? When he starts off this episode that you listen to Andy, when he really, the first segment is all about me and Dick and not getting the downloads he used to get when he talked about it and stuff like that,

he decides to go ahead and compare Dick Masterson to Danny Masterson. Right. Danny Masterson's brother, right? They like the same thing as brothers do. So I guess he's trying to say Dick is a rapist, right? Or Scientologist, either way, very mean. So many Scientologists today, I just think. Almost like Scientology is a problem. Well, I love it. People in the discord are saying that JD Fox is not a Scientologist.

Okay. But people in the discord are often wrong about everything. They want to send my show stuff very good and then she go fuck my stuff. They probably did go check it. Maybe I just saw that he was dating Katie Holmes and I assumed he was a Scientologist.

That's a dumb assumption to make. Cause Katie Holmes hates Scientology he was a Scientology. That's a dumb assumption to make. Cause Katie Holmes hates Scientology. She, uh, she saw Scientology and she went... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had a switch with a board, I was on. You guys are jerks. Penny starts talking about when people don't like his jokes on Twitter. Yes. Yeah, so he explains that he's a younger guy. Yeah, and so if you don't get, it's not the humorous because you're an older guy, you grew up with open Anthony, like us old fogies. And so that's why you don't get it.

I'm getting sick and tired of all these chefs getting famous. When I was a kid, the only popular chef I knew was Oscar Meyer. Okay? Now, that's a basic joke, obviously. Because who's putting their gold material on Twitter anyways? Right? That's a stupid move. I saw, I'm sorry, I should've said that a bit better.

So that was a joke that he tweeted. Right. This is the, somebody, he comes under a better. So that was a joke that he tweeted. Right, this is the, somebody, he comes under fire from critics for that joke. A joke that you would tell at a nursing home appearance. Under fire from critics, you mean someone responded? This is social media. He's on Twitter.

People are allowed to go, that's not great. It was a comment. Yeah, there's a comment. There's a way better punchline for that right so then the first commenter comes up with a different punchline and patty pukewater definitely disagrees with this one of the first comments I got was from a dude who called I guess his name is Rocky I know at least goes by Rocky on fucking Twitter but he said you didn't, no.

I think the first one was from another guy who literally has baloney on his face, and I'll get to that in a second, but he said, it's a very John. You didn't consider Chef Boy RD? I'm like, oh, wait. So you thought the better version of the joke is to go with the most hacky line possible, right?

That's so hacky that it sounds like a joke. I've already heard You know, all right, so I don't know if you're talking about Bill Woney because Bill Woney on Twitter does have like Boloni on his face and it must be who I That's why I assume it's an amazing coincidence if it's not him. Yeah, I mean, I that's why I assume that it was So funny so so betty-seek ups comes out of the joke that he calls a basic joke Oscar-meyer was the only famous chef when I was a kid Someone says well, you know a chef where D which maybe that comment didn't need to be said. I don't know who might say I Like Owen A. What I don't know right?

I don't know good joke. I mean what am I I know I'm what am I the king of Twitter? Definitely not what's great here, and I'm sure I'm stepping on your clips and I apologize No, no, it's great I apologize because it's so funny. It started off with guys This is just a throwaway line. I don't put my best material on Twitter. Yeah, why would I you guys will steal it even said Then he goes yeah, you guys are gonna steal and take credit for it Like oh, yeah, that's that's why I follow you right to steal your jokes and take credit for him and so then he explains Why this basic joke that's not as a material is so funny and Producer Chris will tell you he's told me it's always better to explain the joke It's always a good thing to do

It's always better to explain the joke. It's always a good thing to do. Explaining it does not make it any funnier. The ones that don't get it and have to over-analyze it and dissect it are the ones that don't need to be around. I'm not looking for you. This content isn't for you. It's above your head, son. That's why you got baloney on your face. Okay, that's why the funniest thing you could do is take a picture of yourself holding a gun, pointed at a river, saying, oh, catching fish, going fishing is easy. Like, yeah, that's your type of humor. I get it. It's an opian Anthony error that you come from,

but my ship means you have to think. This is a joke that's funny on multiple levels if you get it, okay? Number one, Oscar Meyer has never claimed to be a chef. Number two is Oscar Meyer a real guy. Number three, I'm saying that I am so trail of trash. I don't like chefs getting famous because I grew up eating Bologna and hot dogs. It's funny on multiple levels. Listen, shut up for a second. I love that he's explaining how funny this joke. There's three levels of where he going on here and this asshole Bill Loney at Twitter

Doesn't even get it right yeah He's trying to punch up my fucking multi-layer joke. I'm just over here with the bloaty face I'm I'm dump this is my favorite version of pant Seacus because he's not trying, but he's also the funniest guy ever and you just don't get it. Yeah, both at the same time. I don't know how that's even possible. Yeah, I'm with you. He stumbles out of the gate when he starts in episode and he's talking about both sides of his mouth, but when he's filled with confidence, that is my favorite. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who's like, this fucking asshole on Twitter doesn't get my joke, what is he, did he? Yeah, you kidding me?

Patti explains that this joke that he posted on Twitter, he found on his phone out of all the crazy jokes he writes in there. And when I said I found the joke, I mean, in my multiple saved jokes within my memos on my phone, right? I found this joke, I'm like, okay, I can add some different things,

switch it up a little bit and put it on Twitter. There you go, I didn't find somebody else's joke and be like, well, here's all I can make in my own. I don't try to twist it into that. Hey, do you wanna make some money? Give me access to these files that you have. I want to, I would joke bank. I don't know which one I would spend on this,

but it's a lot. It's a big number. I would also like to kick in. Yes. We'll start it. We'll start a IndieGoGo. And then cry about it. The biggest problem. This is just going to turn into a consequence on the wheel. Dude, do penny see cups? Could memo jokes? Could you imagine this guy on his phone is all the jokes he's ever written. Yeah, they're just hanging out there on his phone Paddy come on come on Please that's what patreon's more. Oh, dude. That's a good idea too. All right, you know what? Never mind I don't want to pay you Explained to people that you put it up on your patreon all the jokes you've written and I'll promote the hell out of it And I'll figure out a way to cuz you blocked it and I'll figure out a way to because you blocked me

I'll figure out a way to give you money because I want to see that shit because he gives an example Joke he's very proud of about Andrew Schultz now you guys know Andrew Schultz, right? Once I know exactly how you can give him money. Oh, how's that when you go to Gary Indiana? Oh, yeah I will be going to Gary Indiana. I don't think that's where he lives I think he's afraid they think he's the last person I would find in Gary Indiana. He's very afraid of that place. That was a basic joke. He didn't even care. It's not a material. So now he's going to tell us a joke that he thinks is really good about Andrew Shultz.

You know, I posted a joke where I said, I don't have a perfectly athletic body, but I do know that I've done enough push-ups in my life to never have a chest like Andrew Schultz. The guy looks like a scarecrow covered in raincoat material. Okay, where were you on that joke? You can't analyze that joke? Oh, I can. It's so... What the fuck? Raincoat material. What the fuck is he talking about? Is there something about his skin that I'm not aware of? Okay, looks like a thingy covered with another thing.

Maybe shiny. What's he mean by that? He's surprised. Obviously, we put him in my jokes, make fun of this joke. I mean, yeah, I could. I'm starting to think Tom Myers is funny. Oh no. Get out. This show is recent new low. Do you know what I was talking about in a little bit? You know what I say. But Kevin was asking me about some of the people. It was funny.

Kevin Brennan goes, everyone likes you, Carl. You know, many enemies. I'm like, what are you talking about? I hope he wants to murder me, chance to back. Suttering John. Well, I'm not going what are you talking about? I hope he wants to murder me, chance to back. Suttering John, you were a couple days ago.

Yeah, Kevin, I'm not the guy. Exactly. And I was explaining to Kevin who Todd Myers is. And I don't know that you can explain who Todd Myers is to someone who hasn't witnessed and observed Todd Myers. You know what I mean? So the way I described it was, well, he's the world's worst standup comic, and he's the only one who doesn't witnessed and observed Todd Myers. You know what I mean? Like, so the way I described it was, well, he's the world's worst stand of comic

and he's the only one who doesn't know it. And if he did know it, he could profit off of that. People would, he would sell theaters. Yeah. Todd Myers, the world's worst comic. The time he was so of comedy. Yeah. Embarrassing himself in your town.

All right, I'm in there. Let's go. I'm bringing friends. I want family members. I've talked to in years. Let's go. I'm bringing my sister. Like we're all going to this thing. But Tom Myers is too stupid. He wants to be funny and he wants to... it doesn't matter. So I think one day soon you're gonna have a good time explaining the Kevin who Tom Myers is. Yeah, we'll get we'll get to it Yeah, baby stops. So Paddy puke water is Talking about some roast jokes. It's just where he came up with boom roast to the guy that was criticizing his

Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where he's roasting Whatever photo this guy has on his Twitter. Yeah, he's got some fucking great lines for I called him West Coast false Chompers because he looks like he's got fake teeth and he's got a big old beard and I also call them ZZ bottom like If you wanted to get roasted bitch talk shit with the real account hiding behind a baloney mask isn't fucking gonna work first off West Coast False Chompers What does that even mean choppers? West Coast choppers is oh Motorcycle okay manufacturer okay, so West Coast false choppers choppers

Is like choppers and then ZZ bottom is the opposite of ZZ top right? But that's the joke Thank you are you trying to figure out if this is a good joke or a bad joke? I know it's a bad joke. Yeah, but how bad? Yeah, very bad. Well, I've been bored yesterday

but I stayed up all night. I know that's a bad joke. Now, after that, he starts complimenting himself about how creative he is. Do you have any of those clips? I didn't pull that. He's panning at some of the back. He's like, no one's more creative than me.

Not only do I host the show, I do the artwork for. I do the music for. And he's going through and listing all the reason. It's like, pan is a terrible show though. Yeah. I fuck everything up. Yeah, right. Exactly.

What he should be saying is I have nothing to do with any of this and I'm sorry. Right. Yeah. This is everyone else's fault. This is Trey Peacock. This came out with all this stuff. It's not me. And it's not like he wrote that music bed that's playing though. I just cuz you I don't think so no, there's not a chance

Well, he probably uses something to software that generates shit like that. He downloaded it himself or that Yeah, doing it all all right I'm in fair enough That's something Anything you want to hit before I get into his sponsorship opportunity on his YouTube channel and then monetizing the show going forward? No, that's my next stuff is all about that, so. Alright, I'm so sorry.

We're just overlapping like crazy today, but... So this is where he explains... Now that video channel he has, which is a great job awesome, I guess, that has like 550 subscribers. Which, is it nothing? It's not nothing. It's not nothing. I'm one of them. You can't monetize it. You got to get a thousand to start to monetize it, but it's something that's he's working his way up. And I told you in the recent episode that I had got

offered to have a video sponsored on my YouTube channel. And keep in mind, we're not even have 600 followers still. I don't have 600 subscribers on YouTube I don't have that but I'm still getting an offer from some company to Advertise their stuff That's weird. They must really enjoy what I do or have no fucking idea who I am But either way I did get that email response the guy finally did respond and But either way I did get that email response the guy finally did respond and He's talking about paying anywhere from 500 to $10,000. That's how much you can make for a fucking add in a podcast dude I

Would have sold out a long time ago if I knew that you know what I mean you didn't know that I mean it could be even more than that right bird christmas making 30 grand of every Edspot on the show I have a third theory. Yeah, what's your thing? It's somebody that knows exactly who it is and is fucking with him. Well, yeah, that's my theory as well. Yeah, because that's every interaction that people have with Patrick Michael

is fucking with on purpose. So, and he's aware of that too, which is unfortunate. So that's my theory too, but it was funny that it's here, I'm saying like, I didn't realize that show business you can make money in. Well, you didn't, why not? You know what that second word and that phrase'm saying like, I didn't realize that show business you can make money in. Well, you didn't? Why not?

You know what that second word and that phrase is? Yeah, right. And that's why that's why everyone was ragging on him when he's like, new, not a son there. I got a dick mass in the show on new, not a son. I was like, why not? Why would I? Because that's how you build an audience.

And when you build an audience, you can sell advertising and then advertising will pay a thousand to dollars to do an ad spot. And magic mind is amazing. You get free product. You can still advertise it and advertise it will pay a thousand dollars to do an ad spot and magic mines amazing You get free product so I was like does he really not realize this is is he okay? I always think that patty see cups is this guy who likes to pretend they's too proud You know, he's he's above that is he actually just too stupid is that really what's going on here because that range is ridiculous That range makes it sound like it's just spam this coming in We will pay you

500 to $10,000 to advertise on your YouTube channel I get emails like that into my inbox every day with all these fucking Diels and offers and all this stuff. We love your show. We want a partner with you. I would do you I would love to be a guest said your show sometime I would like you to interview me. I don't interview people, go fuck yourself. I get it all the time. I think it's a combination of the two. Okay. Proud and stupid.

Okay. And it's, you're right. He's shooting himself in the foot. If I had known you could make money from building an audience, I would have built an audience. You didn't know that. You should have built a fucking audience, did you? Because he's complaining about not having an audience

at the beginning of the show, and then he's like, if I had, I could be, all right, so this is, he has a really, really weird way that he wants to make money out of the show. I think he's going about it backwards. Because that's the thing that you guys don't realize, it's like if I had the money,

if you guys were giving me the legit money, something that's a livable wage, I would spend more time listening to Carl's podcast. I would spend more time diving into what Chad Zumaq does But because I don't have those funds got to get it somewhere Gotta get it somewhere. It's not here. It's not the metal vocals. It's not patreon But if you guys get me up to a certain level guess what we get to do Everything you've everything you've thought that I wouldn't do. I could do a lot of things if I had to money

The guy literally is doing this backwards. He's like, oh the content you right now sucks give me money and then it'll be good Start with the good content ass. Yes, and then people will give you a button with the music bed Jesus, I fucking I kind of want to hear what the show would be if he had all the money in the world Yeah, would it be any better? No, he's not holding back. This is what he could do He's not sit there and going all right. I have all the shit prep some of it's too good I don't have a bigger picture. I'd get it's in the vault Alex Joe

I just I just had a lot of time to get to all this wouldn't that be funny So we know that he's got thousands of jokes on his phone. Wouldn't it be funny if he really could do like an hour special that would blow everyone away? And he's just like, yeah, but I can need to get paid first. I'm telling, listen to me, Patrick Michael, if you are listening to this, make your Patreon, just every week, month, whatever.

You only want one dollar for a Patreon subscription, one joke. Just say, I put another joke on patreon. It's one dollar. That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea Don't don't give it a Twitter for free. I'm with you on that one buddy Don't burn your material on Twitter put it on patreon for a buck and I will promote it and I will subscribe to your patreon And then I'll be reading the fucking notes. Ooh, I'll be on subscribe from Curls Patreon because baddies killin' Ali. Great.

Great. Thanks. Thanks, assholes. It's a lot of projection there though. I think I said this earlier, but even when people are nice to Patrick Michael, he's not buyin' it. The key doesn't think he has a front in the world.

So that's also a thing I have to think about when it comes to people that say, I like your shit, I love your contrary opinions. You should do stand up. This guy's roast jokes are great. When people say that's too, too me as well, I'm still like, you're just lying. You're just lying. Or you're saying nice things to stick around. Okay?

Or to still be able to view the content. Because almost anybody that said negative shit to a certain degree has been booted. Like you don't even get to see it. The best place you can see it is on Carl's podcast. That's it. Right. So, if anybody was nice to them,

it's their lying because they don't want to get booted and blocked. Mm-hmm. Or they're just fucking with them. What a weird way to live life. It's bizarre. What else do you pick up from this episode? I didn't hit. The only thing I have left is he mentions his biggest troll, maybe not being around anymore and clip 14. Oh, yeah, he loves this Then those numbers on the patreon have to they have to go up they have to jump they have to move and Not just because one of the fucking biggest trolls I ever had killed his girlfriend

Okay, that was the biggest jump I had on patreon because all you suckers thought that I was gonna talk about it I'll use suckers that's not a good promotion for your Patreon! And I give you nothing that you want. Yeah. Yeah. That's our slogan. That's great. You guys all showed up to hear me talk about something that you thought I'd talk about. No, I'm not gonna do that. Patreon.com slash blue balls. Side up today. It's never satisfying. Oh, people are interesting to hear what I want to say. And I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah. Great. Real smart. Good thing out there. Andy, this most recent episode, and we'll move on in a second. Yeah. He's totally lifted by format, like 100%. What? He's 100%

lifted by format. He's talking about real ass podcasts, Lewis J. Gomez. And Lewis J. Gomez is talking about all this crystal clear stuff and the crystal clear stuff, you know this this rolling stone article that came out about them They're like 10 women. Oh, that's back dude. It doesn't go away. This guy is running a sex cult now I could be wrong about that allegedly Legit according to many many victims This guy's running a sex call. It's 22 because the video I just put out

where Chad Zumox taken Crystally aside, and we're like, what the fuck? I was, I had to be petty, see guys, but I was reading the comments, and he was like, oh, oh, so the guy tells girls what to do, and then he's a problem now, and I'm like, what's the little, okay, whatever, if you say so. Yeah, whatever, he's great, Crystally is whatever. If you say so. Yeah, whatever. He's great.

Christelene is great. He's a good guy. You want your kids taking out with him. Anyway, unique who used to be sci-ons. We had him on the show once. He wanted to have a conversation with me, but then he didn't, so it was weird. It was a weird appearance.

He sucks. Well, he can't talk. And on top of that, he can't read. So, unique was trying to read this Rolling Stone article and Louis J. Gomez is like, oh, let's pull up Unique, he's talking about this. And so, Patrick Michael is playing real ass podcast who's playing Unique, who's trying to read Rolling Stone.

Just, Patrick just read the Rolling Stone article. There's too many layers. What are you doing? Tookie's night streaming carnivist night streaming and LC. Yeah, I think the night streaming is finally over. I think, uh, I think MLC finally put their foot down. I mean, no, we're not doing this anymore. They bring up the actual article that,

you unique or Kyle is talking about. And it's just a great clip. So let's have a listen here Is that just being the creeps that we are There was another thing that came back crystal clear today a rolling stones article. Yes, and I mean it's like the new one is like 10 girls say that crystal he was controlling there was like god damn do this guy He is and then I read some of it actually I didn't read some of it i didn't read some of it i watched none i watched well you can't read Kyle what's his name?

okay so here's the first thing that annoyed me that i kept hearing them say over and over within this clip was they referenced this documentary okay and i've talked about the documentary not in depth or anything like that i've watched it in depth of course do you watch something in depth? i was documentary, not in depth or anything like that. I've watched it in depth, though, of course. Do you watch something in depth? I was talking about a depth. I wasn't even playing Candy Crush while I was watching it.

I'm pressing it. I sat there and actually watched it. Pretty impressive there. So he's literally playing clips and then commenting. He's setting them up. He's talking about it. Like all of a sudden this guy knows how to run a show. Do I make it look too easy?

Is it too easy? Maybe it is because all of a sudden sudden like he's fading it in nicely. I'm like, who is this guy? Who's running the show and then he goes back to his old ways? See so this type of behavior right here from Lewis just makes me think that this guy is so desperate to be like the coolest uncool guy Does that make sense? Every time Patti says does that make sense? He just says something that does not make sense. Every single time drink the coolest uncool guy.

All right. Sure, sure. Anyway, the second half of this most recent episode, I won't bore you with more clips, but he literally just decides to start doing who are these podcasts. He's just playing clips and commenting on him and He's got the shitty music bad, but who would do that? I don't know. But is he smile talking? No

So he doesn't know how to run a show. No, he definitely not. We got him on that front Did you did we played this where Pady talked about Chad getting fired from his Rose company? He put out a video short Did we talk about this? No, yes, he does he does he does he does he does he talked about it getting fired from his rose company. He put out a video short. Did we talk about this? No. Did you guys see this? Did you talk about it with somebody else? Now, I'll hear it. All right. And any more confidence out of you, buddy.

I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna start giving you, no, we have not. Please play it for me now. I'm gonna start giving you no slide about this confidence stupid. Thank you. Try my clerk. No, I wasn't trying to, oh, it was try my clerk.

Wainl Hutt, I, you know, I gotta remember which one is which sometimes. Look at him like I'm an idiot. I was embarrassed to even. Well, I know what's, I, you know, I got to remember which one is which sometimes. Look at him like I'm an idiot. That was a pair of Steven look at you. I know. I know. Chad Zumak was recently fired from a YouTube live stream podcast show thing called Misery Love's Company.

And much like when they replaced Jerry's dad on Seinfeld, nobody noticed or cared. And then most likely work out better in the end. Now, this dumpster fire of a grifter's dream is hosted by the comedy Heel, Kevin Brennan, and Bob Levy. It's a fine production if you like poor production, and zero comedy, that is unless you consider yelling over $100 as humor. Either way the Ohio born Mudfart, known as Chadwick T. Zumaq, has continued to stream on his own channel calling it sit-down Zumaq, you know, because he does stand up.

I've watched minutes of this horror show, and the hype train after hype train chuged compete with the angriest old woman I've seen every week as they stream at the same time. While the greasy iguana that calls himself the Z-man searches for a reason to continue telling everyone he's funny, Kevin continues bringing in guests that make the mud fart seem reasonable. Either way, both of these miserable attempts at podcast continue to flourish as they grift the internet each week, and now that chat's alone and so desperate for view is it's only a matter of time before he pretends to get beat up again. All right not bad Not a bad. I mean, I don't I don't agree with everything that he said there plus I happen to know for a fact

The Patrick's a fan of the show. I see him in the chat. Mm-hmm. Shed away, right? So he knows a lot about it too for a guy just like that shows how it's even funny No, it gives a shit. No one's gonna know it, well, I don't know in my weird world that's all anyone's talking about. Is what's going on with all of that. So I went on the show and I want to show yesterday was just me and Kevin for two and a half hours. Just just having me and the superchanners hanging out and shooting the breeze.

Carls got a crunchy poo. Well, what happened during the day, that day, they struck Chad's channel three times. And I got it, I'm good authority, that I gave Chad bad advice. A person who runs a pretty big YouTube channel of 100,000 subscribers reached out to me and said, no, no, no, what Chad is doing is a copyright violation.

The stream sniping thing that he was doing. Am I saying that right? Yeah. Neat. Finally. that he was doing. Am I saying that right? Yeah. Neat. Finally. So Chad was practicing all day. That's where it got. Every time it's a crap shoot, 50, 50 chance. What Chad was doing with the stream sniping, the problem with it is, well, A, he wasn't really transforming

the content, you know, like Kevin would say something like, why? Well, that's not really out of it. And also, he would just say something and be like, why? Wow, that's not really, I don't know. And also he would just go for a long time without even saying anything, just showing it. And so he's really just, and the way the person said it to me is like, this is like, if you recorded the movie in the theater and somebody coughed in the movie theaters, you're like, yeah, no, this is my cat. I'm like, no, that's not this works at all.

Like you're just literally, it's for the same audience. People who even said, I'm gonna watch Chad watching the show because I can still watch the show and I can hear what Chad has to say too. So it's literally the same audience. It's not transformative. There's nothing about it. And I'm sure it's against YouTube's terms of service

as well. The point is, Chad decided, okay, I need my YouTube channel. He finally got over 4,000 subs, he was making some money, making some super chats. You know, it's interesting how Chad was breaking up with money he had. He could buy a house next to mine, he had all this money. And then as soon as these three strikes came on YouTube,

and he could no longer monetize his YouTube channel, he's panicking. He's like, that's my main source of income. Well, let's get ahead of it. It's like, well, if you have that much money in the fucking bank, come down, buddy, or we'll figure it out. On Monday, he didn panicking. He's like, that's my main source of income. Well, let's get ahead of it. It's like, well, if you have that much money in the fucking bank, come down buddy, or we'll figure it out. On Monday, he didn't learn his lesson.

Because on Monday, he went to his old channel and stream sniped Mr. Love's company. And we couldn't get super chats or money going, but he was asking for Venmo and stuff like that. So then on Tuesday, I'm watching Chad, and he's doing Instagram live, and he's admitting defeat. He's like, Kevin beat me. I need my channel back. We're going to stop doing any stream

study at MLC. I'm out of that business. I just want him to remove the strikes. So I can go back to my regular programming, you know, it's kumi's cuck, so whatever he's doing, that's so dying on my people to say. I want to go back to selling oranges. The off ramp. Should I have some change? You're right. Basically, what he said was, please, Kevin, I'm begging you, I will stop fucking with you. We'll go our separate ways. Just please remove these strikes.

So I go on Kevin's show, and I'm very interested to see how Kevin's going gonna react to this. And my thought was, and I don't know why I thought this, but I thought Kevin might say, I don't care, we'll remove the strikes, you know, whatever. Kevin goes, oh no, I've dealt with Chad in the past. What'll happen if I remove those strikes? Chad will go on immediately. He'll start, stream-sipping me again and go, I played Kevin, I fucking knew this is gonna happen all long. He fell forward, he said idiot and I was like, holy shit, you're right. Because Kevin, as I've said many times, Kevin knows Chad better than anyone. Yeah.

He's worked with them long enough that he knows not to trust him, not to give him any responsibility. Chad's not even allowed to text Kevin. They were on a show to Kevin for months and months of years. And the guy was still blocked in Kevin's phone. Yeah, I was gonna say, it's not like Kevin is known as a reasonable and not vindictive person. Correct. I guess we're leaving things.

Now, like I said, Bob believes he's back on the miserable company today, which is great. Really glad to see that. And it seems as though they're gonna just continue to knock Chad's channel off the internet. And you know, Chad kind of deserves it. I was watching a little bit before we started the show today because Kevin goes, I wouldn't have cared that much, but he keeps declaring that he's winning and he's getting all these viewers and taking money away from me. He's like, yeah, Chad, you're stealing someone's content. The worst way I was watching you, because when he did the show yesterday,

when I was on the show, he couldn't stream Skype, and he didn't have very many viewers. People are like, oh, what's this? Just Chad. Yeah, right. I was watching what was happening. So we had over a thousand viewers the whole time I was on, Mr. What was company, and Chad didn't have a lot. If he just wanted to like, shut up about it, it'd be cool about it. But instead, he said he could have cast the keep fucking going, oh, I'm winning, I'm killing everything, I'm the best. And it's just like, oh, aren't you? He just has to click three buttons.

It's like stretch, stretch, like, there's like, whoa, please, I'll stop, I swear. So that's my update. I guess that's my update. I'm like I said, I think I said. You guys were friends for two seconds. Me and Chad. I know, he was couple of many of my entire play.

He was all excited about Black Betty. Did I talk about that in the show yet? I talked about it every show, but I was blown away finding out that Chad pulled up and Isatelps video and was playing Black Betty live. And he pulls it up because he's like, Curl's been nice. I want to get mad at him again.

I'm gonna watch his Isatelps and goof on him. And then it turns out like Chad wanted to be a guitarist. He's like, I know a couple chords. And I was like, I wish I could play like that. Cause I ended up watching the video. It was really funny. He's like, he's pretty good. It's almost adjusted that we do a new show

where I teach Chad guitar. I give him guitar lessons. Sounds terrible. You'd watch it. I would watch it. It's no apology podcast. I'm not a pal. Yeah, it's just north watch it. No, all apologies podcast Yeah, it's just north of terrible. So yeah, so that was really funny because kumi is cuck's on Sunday All of a sudden chats give me compliments and he likes our band or the guitar player something so it was everything just became very surreal and

then You know chat emailed me again on Tuesday and He's you know once again just reiterating, I know you're gonna go on MLC I hope that Kevin will just like get rid of these strikes. So we can all buy God's be by God's and I wrote him back I'm like, yeah, we'll see what happens. Kevin's not gonna fall for this water, play along or whatever. So he was giving you a note to pass along the cut. Pretty much. It used to look pretty much. Yeah, he took Kevin.

I won't be a dick anymore. I told him, listen, I relayed the message, I did everything I could. But I tell Geno and Pat to get along. And tell Kevin to leave me alone. I want a Geno show today. Because then I'm gonna text from Geno while I'm on MLC because we're bringing up Pat Dixon and then Chad's yell or not Chad

Geno's yelling at me for something I said and so I had to call into you know he's yelling. I know He finally raised his voice for once. So I call into Geno show just to get yelled at my car I was yelling at me. What did I do wrong? You know, we were I was out of show for two and a half hours Just talking I said what's such as wrong? That peck I run out of town or something after he putt, whatever. Sorry, Gino. I apologize. And I told him on the show today, I'm not talking about this.

I'll never talk about pet things in bunch of Gino ever again. Because it's over. We're all moving on. No good can come at all. And I have nothing to do with it. I have nothing to do with any of this. I don't think my image is good. I disavow. I didn't announce it. Do I have nothing to do with it. I have nothing to do with any of this. I don't think my emits is good. I disavow. I didn't ounce it. Do I have a, uh, no, I don't have any drop?

Yeah. I also hear it on, uh, juan mic all the time. They have a lot of good, Donald Trump drops. Wrong. Well, if you say so. All right. Now last week week we played a parody song on here. We played two parody songs on here and one of them was from my buddy Ed the editor and Ed the editor had cocktails. Oh, it's fucking awesome. It's great and it got rave reviews. People were into it and Ed was pretty excited about it. So Ed decided to put together another song for us today this is behind blue screens and you are the subject. Did you have it in here? The super cutie put together another song for us today. This is Behind Blue Screens, and you are the subject. Did you have it in here? The super cutie put together, your mouth noises? I think it's through all of it.

I thought an editor was supposed to make a show better, but... Keep up the great work. Oh, that's a producer. Oh, boy. Okay, well... I guess we can't wait to hear this great song. Oh. Better hold on to Wicked. We have a new editor in the show at the end. Okay, well I guess we can't wait to hear this great song Better hold on to wicked we have a new add in the show at the end of one of the tasks that he has is

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Turn on the streams. Don't watch you fuck me. With your nonsense of the Queens, they added hours, they fall before me, where did my life go? The B.O.A.T.B. The real way to be. All right, very passionate about that one. Wow. It's no bailin' estrats, but that's true. It is no bailin' estrats. So that's from at the out of there behind blue screens and

This is interesting. This one came in this little clip from Nate Bowling and Apparently there's this video where a body language expert is watching an interrogation and they're showing this guy who's guilty of a crime and he's like Sucking in his lips and stuff as the guy to ask him questions Hmm and apparently this is a thing that I do not know about one of the biggest indicators of deception and hiding something is a movement called disappearing lips. That's fucking Zubak. That's why he has no top lip. He's always lying. Disappearing lips, now we know.

It's amazing. I know. Who knew? Andy used to be a big Howard Stern fan. I know producer Chris used to listen to a lot of Howard Stern. You worked with some people who had it out every morning. And I don't listen anymore, but my buddy Mike does. Maybe we'll get Mike on the show one of these days.

I'd like to have him on his contributions. He pays attention to all this stuff. And so, he's been listening to Howard Stern this month. Howard Stern was down in Miami. A lot of guests on the show. A lot of guests like actually in person Near Howard's turn whoa I know he's very uncomfortable with all of that as you're about to find out I have a little stinger for us here How are TV's? Stinger coming at you.

It starts off May 1st. He has this woman on Priyanka Chopra Jones. You know that is? I do. I'm so glad you shook your head, yes, because I was like, I had to explain this. And I forgot to Google it. She is an Indian actor.

Right. She's in a new show called Citadel. Okay. I think Amazon Brian. He has her on the show. She's from India. She's a famous actor. And Howard starts off by talking about COVID. Of course. She's a famous actor and Howard starts off by talking about COVID of course

Yeah, what we're gonna hear and I have a bunch of different guests that he had on his show and Howard has some go-to things he likes to go to he likes to go to depression therapy bad childhood Daddy issues right daddy issues to like it's it's fucking it's it's so formulaic, but it's also bad How would you say a very formulaic interview process? We're just big do you do like aodle? Yeah, I like fun stuff truck out of hat chick Yeah, right maker coming on the city and yeah, right fun talk about jerking off. Yes That used to be the show format now. It's all about depression and suicide and covid the world lost a lot of human beings and I become nuts, preamper. I just I become completely nuts. Like I can't

endorse that. I'm Howard Hughes now. I hide in my home. I'm telling you, I have I'm working on it with a psychiatrist. What what what worries you? I don't want germs. I don't want to get, I haven't gotten COVID yet. That's how tight with a tight trip and now. COVID-19. And my wife wants me going out and going to dinners and all this. So it's, I gotta, I gotta do it.

I've gotta, I gotta put my toe in the water. But, you know, I don't, I'm fine staying at home. I don't want to leave. So you just heard that. He says he needs psychological help. This is a man who's been going to therapy for decades. Three to four days a week. We've all known this for years.

For decades and he's getting worse and worse. He's got to stop promoting therapy because if I was a therapist, I'd make how it stops saying you're going to one of us. You're making us look terrible. This is really bad. It's gonna be like if I was talking therapist, I'd be like, how are, stop saying you're going to one of us. You're making us look terrible. This is really bad. It's gonna be like, if I was talking about a foot doctor, just get us a bus.

Feel the back. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about that guy. So, to fuck. So now of course, we're gonna get into this woman's childhood. And it's funny that the payoff here is that Howard's wrong about everything he says, but he goes out and on.

And this is where I have a problem with your childhood, which would send me way deep into therapy. Your parents have you. You, you, you, you, you, of course begin growing up in India. Then they decide to send you to boarding school. Let me see if I have this right. You go to boarding school, whatever reason that doesn't work out, they sent you there because they felt you were talking back to your father a little bit too much.

Maybe boarding school would be good. Then for some reason, your parents send you to America without them. And you're living with strangers in Iowa. And then for some reason in Iowa, you moved to somewhere else. I don't know, you went from Iowa to Queens, to Indiana, to Massachusetts, and back to India at the 11th grade.

Did you say to yourself, why did my parents have me? Why did they have a child only to send me away? Like, that bothers me I'm upset about it were you upset oh no I was the opposite why why let me explain Um most of that was accurate, but a lot of it was empowering yeah So hear him why yeah, I know I was just just like, sure, show it was garbage, right? It was like the worst experience. I was just like, no, I grew up in India. I got to come to America.

She even explains, she came over to America with tons of families. She goes, no, us Indian people, we go in groups. Like, there were, I had aunts and uncles and cousins and siblings. Like, we all came over and she's talking about, obviously, all the opportunity she had, now, great it was. So, her doesn't know what he's talking about, which is not a good thing for an interviewer, but he also is always trying to say

like your childhood sucked. And I'll say this again, the thing I want people to pick up on is that, how would that interviewing a homeless guy on Fifth F, in which case, this kind of question would make sense. Where did that all go wrong? He's interviewing the most successful people in show business. Yeah. And you know, just talk to Gene Simmons and go like, yeah, but your child

has sucked, right? And Gene's like, no, everything's great. Things could not be better. I'm the richest rock star. I have zero talent. I play bass like a shit end. Look at me. I'm in a fucking giant rock band. There were so selling out of reading many on our 70s. What are you talking about? There's eight questionable years that I could barely remember, and then 60 great years. Yes. And that's the thing. I don't know what's going on in his therapy sessions.

But I get the sense that the therapist needs to go, you need to get over your childhood. Like, what's the move on? It's time to move on, Howard, because that's always focused on with all these people. And it makes them miserable And he thinks everyone else would be miserable too and of course We got to talk about suicide so apparently this someone went to a doctor and

The doctor fucked up and like took out too much cartilage out of her nose and her nose kind of collapsed a little bit and Someone posted a photo over in our discord. She's a She's easy on the eyes. Yeah, as they say. She's supposed to be coping with that problem. Well, so, but Howard's point is, oh my gosh, well, you know, you're hot. So it's got to suck if the doctor fucked up your nose.

You went to a doctor for a pile up in your nose and they essentially collapsed your nose. And you lost movie work in India because of it, because it affected your affected your look obviously. Were you near suicidal over that? Were you like just oh my god, I'm getting these huge breaks. I'm about to break into the film industry and now this. What was that like for you?

You know what's missing from that question? Were you near suicidal? I hope. Yeah, right. I know. That's only like, can you break down crying right now, baby? Can you think about that time and how depressed you were and talk about that? Like, what ever happened to you?

Well, you ever do ask to mouth. What ever happened to the fun questions that our ass hot chicks? Why is it have to be all or nothing? Why? Oh, like I can't be an actress. I guess I'll just be a medicaid- I'll sell meds to a doctor. Kill myself. Yeah. It's like, it's like, Jesus Christ. It's fucking insane. So then the next thing he has pit bull on.

Now pit bull is the most positive guy on the planet. Again, similar to Gene Simmons, here's a guy with very little talent who is a giant success story, huge star. He did his podcast back in the day didn't he? Yes, and it was all positive messaging and he's the guy, you know, his family's from Cuba. He's in America, he's in America in success stories, he's loving life. So thankfully Howard wasn't able to shoehorn in a suicide question. But he does talk about his childhood and the guy that Howard is wrong. But I actually lived in a foster home in Georgia when I was about, I want to say like eight

years old. How horrible was that? I lost spending. I was a great family, I'd be honest with you. They really, they really did. They showed me a lot of love and they took care of me. They wanted to adopt me. How horrible was that?

You mean these people who brought me into their home and treated me like their own and raised me? Really terrible, Howard. What the fuck, and shitting, that's how Howard thinks. Like, oh, that must have been terrible, you're trying to mess with terrible. No, it was great. Yeah.

It's a loving family and they were really nice. Not every foster family is like petafiles and criminals. No, maybe Howard's listening to the creep off too much, because you would get that sense if you're listening to what we're talking about. And this is a clip that's neither here nor there. It's just how we're being out of it.

Okay. It's just how, like Howard's is too old for this shit at this point. Now remember Uncle Luke, Lou the Campbell from Two Life Crews, the first one that ever gave me an opportunity in the music business. Right. Clearly, you know, I was around a whole lot of things

while I was growing up and went on tour with Luke as well. Little John was the one that jumped on that record and it's giving me, gave me another opportunity as well. That little Luke was some character, right? Yeah. Uncle Luke. Will, will, I'm about that little Luke, guy. We talking about.

Nope. Yeah. Doesn't need to start ramping in a second. Yeah. All right. Let's fast forward to Anita, who's a Latin pop star. She comes on the next day. And she's talking about, she has a relationship with Will I am. And she's just saying, like, Will's great.

I can call him up, talk to him about anything, and he's just a good guy to be your friend. Yeah. So you can pick up the phone, and you can talk about anything with him. I can call him right now, he would help me with everything, but I don't, I don't be calling people randomly.

What do you need help with? I mean, okay, professionally maybe some question, but what are personal problems you believe in? Yeah, before therapists, I used to be depressed all time. And then I used to just call Jay Balvin crying, call. Why would you be depressed? Like when you say depressed, you mean clinically depressed? Like depressed, like bad.

And I just think sometimes we don't, we're not clear about what we're here for. And when someone on the show goes, I was depressed. I just picture Mr. Birds going, excellent. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, yes, this is awesome.

Clear about what we're here for. And this whole industry kind of mix up with your with your mind. But then I found a greatest therapist ever. And I've never felt like that anymore. So now I just call these people to say, but talk about great things. Did you ever have to get on Prozac? But then I found the greatest therapist ever and I've never felt like that anymore. So now I just call these people to say, but talk about weight thing. Did you ever have to get on Prozac or one of these kinds of anti-depressant? Wow, so you really had a bad.

Yeah. Oh, that's terrible. He's got a bone. He's such a past. Did you ever feel suicidal? Did we get that bad? I don't know. No, no, no, no, no.

Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And then I said, no. Right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, those two would probably just kill themselves. They had a conversation for two hours in a row. Probably the end of it. They would just try and out bummer each other. Yes, exactly.

To the point, they're just like, why are we still alive? I don't know. All right, fast forward the next week, Ed Sheeran comes on and he plays one of his new songs. And I guess it's not a happy song. Not a bummer. Well, no, it's a bummer.

It is a bummer. I don't know a lot about's music, but you know, these musical artists, they have some emotions. Feelings. Feelings. They're not going to, you know, it's not all B-52s fucking singing about a love shack and lackluster. See, now there's going to be some other topics that come up. And so Howard's very excited that this song is depressing. As soon as it ends, he's like, yes. You can't be having a good day when you write that song, right? You can't switch it off and on.

It's got to be like, why were you thinking about suicide? Why was your mind? It was, I don't know, I kind of, I've, I don't really know how to describe it, I've had so many like ups and downs throughout my, like from my childhood and to my teenage years and to my twenties and I have never really put it into song or spoken about it. It's quite an uncomfortable thing to obviously share publicly and I was just having, I was, it was the time of life, you know, like my wife had got sort of

diagnosed with this tumor that they'd found when she was pregnant, and a week after my best friend died, and a week after I went into this other lawsuit that was in England, and I just felt like, and then the first day of the other lawsuit, another mate of mine ended up passing away. And I felt like, what did he die of? What did the other friend I from? They haven't really worked it out. It was like a heart thing.

This is music to Howard's ears. He's like, oh yeah, the tragic events over and over again. So then they're talking about some other things in about five minutes later, Howard wants to go back to all these these tragic events and talk about therapy. I know, shocking. I don't know, you got a lot of things piled on you at once.

Poor case, friends dying, wife has cancer, baby on the way. I remember, I feel like the last time I met you, you were carefree. You know, it's like good. It definitely does strip away a bit of like a carefree innocence, jokingness. Like like I still like we'll have a good time But I find I'm in my head a lot more now. There's there's more like Yeah, I'm just I'm just in my head a lot. When did you decide to do a therapy?

You had a great quote something about like how in England if you're going to therapy They look at you like you're nuts, but if you do it in America, they congratulate you Yeah, and I understand that a lot of the world doesn't you know go along with therapy, but I'm a big advocate of therapy I'm still doing it and I'm regular with it. Yeah, we know Everyone knows that how he's like just so you know, I'm also a therapy like yeah, no, we know yeah He's an energy vampire. He is your right. He's Colin Robinson You're right. He's the energy vampire of the show now He's lives off of this now you go in there in a good mood and he will make sure that you remember every bad thing that

I happen to you and fast forward Eric Andre comes out the show to Eric Andre is one of the funniest guys He is living a great life. Mm-hmm. Who was he just banging the blurred line squirrel? Was he? Yeah, Emily. I'm Rada. Okay. So he's doing it for him. Yeah, he's doing okay. You got to think, and it was funny,

because I was sitting with my buddy Mike, who helped me with this finding these clips. We were sitting at the hockey game. The Amherst are up one, nothing of the Hershey Bears in the conference finals right now. It's not that they're here nor there. The point is I was sitting next to him in a hockey game and he goes, oh, Carl, I haven't listened to you

but Eric Andre was on Howard Stern today. That's been a great game. I've been talking about Howard Stern the whole time. And at the whole time, just for a minute, I go, oh my god, I love Eric Andre. I think he's hilarious on the show. He gets the show. He's so funny, I guarantee.

Eric should have come in there with energy and fun things to say and Howard's gonna fucking ruin it by talking about his childhood and and all this shit and I get a text from Mike thinks he's like yep you were right you were right so the guy that went on this show and got a prostate exam to be funny on the show yes comes in and they're like whoa tell us how what a bummer your childhood is correct Correct. Unbelievable. Now, Eric's talking about this one time he drank his own pee during an interview out of the show. I guess he like just dropped his pants, peed into his coffee cup and shugged it while

he's like interviewing like this guy who's got a reality show or something. So of course, Howard's like, well, you talked to your therapist about that type of behavior. When you were in therapy, yeah, it must be really interesting because like, do you have any clue as to why you would go as far as drinking your own piss? Like, do you think that it has something to do with like, here's my theory.

And again, I know you've, we've talked about your background and stuff, I know your mom was a Jewish, right mom was a Jewish woman and your dad was a black man. And he was from Haiti, I believe. My dad's from Haiti, yeah, he was from Haiti. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they divorced, right? Do you think it's like, I want to be seen so, but like your parents didn't know you and didn't really hear you and you felt invisible and you just wanted to be loved and be me.

What do you think? No, I hate to get too heavy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's the word, right? You can't pathologize everything. I think like in the heat of the moment on my show, I want to be shocking. Right. I was stupid by me. Yes. I want to be, I want to do something that no one else would do. I want to do something that would stand out. Yeah, this doesn't go back to his dad was from Haiti.

It doesn't go back to that Howard. That's not the reason why this guy, it's like Tom Green in for this generation. I always think about that cutaway they did in Family Guy where Tom Green's like sucking on the utter of a cow and he's like, do you guys like me yet? And I stopped doing this. Oh, Eric Andre is a very funny guy,

but yeah, he's doing shit for attention for shock value. It doesn't mean that like his parents neglected him. Yeah. But that's the first thing I've always wanted to tell you. Well, maybe it does, but no, because he's one of the, I don't know. You didn't say that, but yeah, he goes, well, I just, I'm just trying to be different and stand out, you know, like I was celebrity, what? This is the last clip I have from this Eric Andre interview.

Don't you think you have a, and you really want to be loved on this? Yes, but I would say everyone wants to be loved. I'd say everyone has, everyone has trauma, big or small from their childhood. Everyone wants to be loved. Do I drink my own pee during an interview because I want to be loved? Yeah, maybe Only Howard could turn your drink your own pee-dirty interview and do you think you want to be loved? Yes Everyone wants to be loved Howard. Jesus

Fucking dumb question Poor Eric. He's trying to have some fun over there. All right, that's what I have for our Howard Stern segment this week. Pretty good stuff. If I do say something myself. So I got a note from podcast hitman. And the reason why this note exists

because a guy named Alex sent him a note and told him some updates about the show WTP because podcast hitman is not listening anymore. Let me do a quick quick backup here. There was a guy named Matt Lewinsky podcast hitman was what he went by on the internet. He was on Twitter and Discord and he would message me all the time, give me Patrick Michael tips and listen to the shows and tell me what to listen for. He actually came on the show in April of 2020. We had him on the show to talk about stuff and then he announced that that I'm not going to be able to help you with the show anymore. I have a serious relationship with my girlfriend.

And I was like, all right, stupid. I'm a normal. I'm married. I host three podcasts, but whatever. So he's like, I got this thing going on. I'm like, okay, that's fine. And then all of a sudden, he came back again. And he was in the show and

De-Evon me and tell him me stuff and whatever So, whoa and behold we ended up finding out that in I think it was June or July of 2021 He had a psychotic break. He was walking on the neighborhood in his underpants and So they took him to the psych ward or something and his sister goes to his house to tend to his house while he's being evaluated and it doesn't smell good and discover as the body of his girlfriend in his basement. It had been there for seven or eight months decaying

and rotting away. So he murdered his girlfriend, which isn't something that we approve of on WATP. I did not. I was just of his parents neglecting him. Yeah. Did he drink his own pee? Why did you kill your girlfriend for love?

Yeah. You got people to love you? Trying to be shocking, huh? Yeah. You would be interested in Howard's story. That's the kind of guy that Howard should have on. Right. Then he could have all these conversations.

Anyway, it's funny because um It's crazy And he's written us a few letters that I've read on the creep off and he wrote one to our new PO box That we have you can find that who are these calm if you ever want to send me hot sauce or Gifts drugs to Kila hot sauce or gifts, drugs. Tequila. Tequila, we accept. That would be great.

And so Alex sent him a note, gave him our new address. And so he wrote us back, I'll read some highlights here. He says, first and foremost, I'm absolutely devastated. The crows has quit WATP. Why, you're not even listening anymore. Does that matter? This is more disappointing than a WTP music episode. Hashtagslotsband.com.

Check it out. That's pretty good hook. I wrote a good hook. I may have to jerk off to bikini babes to get over this. I'm about to down some flaming hot Cheetos covered honey buns in his honor. And I'll just point out, because I've already read this,

that he is looking for people to mail him hot bikini babes. I don't think you can look at full naked porn, but I have no clue card of electric blind mic Dr. Steve R. For some reason, Chad Z sounds familiar. I wish I had real internet to find out the web in here is sanitized. We had ESPN and Pluto TV, but ESPN stopped working and Pluto head boobs, DeGengo, and too many movies, the administration didn't want people to watch. Besides, I have no money to access the internet. Most things in here are pay more on that later.

It'll be shocked to know he wants money from us. So that said, I'm sorry about this with Vinnie on the creep off. I can see how like the Django would get people riled up. It's just like, we got to turn this off. This is not good. Yeah. How about the sound of music? You guys want to... Shots, shank of redemption. The heels are alive. All right. And it seems WETP is now larger than a Carl Mene Doug Kevin

and Andy Orgie impressive. I have podcast recommendations to roast. Despite no money for the tablet slash internet, there is an education side where something, deba deba deba, they have podcasts, death or prison, ear hustle, chappy and others,

mostly meh. That's my favorite of a podcast. They want their mostly meh. What the fuck happened to the WTP Poon? Why are they all leaving? Who's Hannah and Lucy hold on a second? What do you mean they're leaving? Mary Beth is here.

Mary Beth. I am here. Open to the show Mary Beth. Can you believe this podcast hitman doesn't even know about you? He's missing out. He's missing out. Yeah, the likes of a podcast Carl just in a chat. I'll show you. Here's some boobs. Yeah, we got boobs. We got boobs over here. I'm gonna separate in this letter now. So how are they? We got boobs over here. I'm gonna stop reading this letter now. So how are you thinking? No, I'm just gonna ask. She's gonna ask me. He said, who's Hannah and Lucy?

Why haven't I been sent any cool pics? Seriously, you get accused of one crime and everyone forgets you. So this is the part. I let my wife read this other day, and that was the part she goes, accused of one crime. I'm pretty sure I can fast to it.

There was this girlfriend said body to his basement that had been rotting there for so many months. goes, accused of one crime. I'm pretty sure I can fast to it. There was his girlfriend said body to his basement that had been rotting there for seven months. She's like, I gotta accuse of one crime and everyone doesn't like it anymore. Oh the fuck did that happen? The fuck one goat. Yeah, exactly. Last thing before I get on to other business,

what's being said about me? Wow, we miss you, buddy. I think it's what I've been saying. Outside of my missing my panty seatups coverage and the occasional cringe of the week, I miss you buddy. I think it's what I've been saying. I'll start by missing my petty see-cups coverage in the occasional cringe of the week. I'm nothing special. But where's the bomb next grotto, Ben? Dude, don't return my letters.

Oh, I guess he's writing letters to next grotto. And not getting anything back. All right, whatever. He goes on to say that he's doing all right. I guess he's been moved around a bunch and he had friends and then he got moved and now he's not hanging out with friends anymore. And he talks about his whole, he does about his whole day in his TV schedule. They just have like antenna over the air TV.

So it's a lot of like local news and, uh, and shit like that. I guess it's not a lot of fun to watch. They do have family feud out of night though. Oh, Thank God Steve Harvey. Harvey family food is great. Okay. I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm way to the game I know everyone already knows this. Yeah, I love Steve Harvey. Yeah, we were watching the other guy this is what he went board for I've never liked Steve Harvey before yeah, and now watching him host the family. I feel like This is what this is the reason why he Yeah, and now watching him host the fan of you like

This is what this is the reason why he exists. Okay. This world. Have you seen the judge Steve Harvey thing that's on now? No, it's I mean, it's like people's court only Steve Harvey is the Bob leave you television. Yeah, you're right Not a little bit too much, but I like some of his stuff my My favorite memory of Steve Harvey on Family Feud, you know, they shoot those multiple rounds per day, right? Yeah. And one of the episodes, he did, because he's always wearing those preacher suits, those loud colors and whatever. One episode, he forgot to put his fly up.

So his fly is just like gaping open. So like the whole episode, he's like walking up and talking to the audience, and his open fly is just like in this woman's face. Well, that's hilarious. It was great. That's fun. I like when he's trying to be funny, but I guess when he's not trying to be funny, that's funny too. Yeah. I don't know. Curl shared the letter I sent him a couple weeks ago, but I swear PM was here. Oh, yeah, that's right. This part. He thinks he saw a guy that was Patrick Michael a lot of a lot of criminals look like that Then he talks about writing a Valentine's Day card to a nurse and they didn't like that and he says Now I'm in the mental health ward. I chill by myself mostly. So that's a bummer. I mean he is mentally ill

Yeah She'll burn herself mostly. So that's a bummer. I mean, he is mentally ill. Yeah. Because listen, I'm not saying, stringing your girlfriend to death is what makes you mentally ill. Not getting rid of the body. And I'm a lazy guy too. I would let it go a week or two. But at a certain point,

you gotta get to that, let's do a list. You know what I mean? At a certain point, you gotta figure out how to get that thing out of there because it's just gross. So I feel like there's some issues. So he says, Chapping up my wife and my basement is,

you know, I keep procrastinating in that. Right. I don't want to get around to it. Yeah, you've even murdered your wife, yeah. That's how lazy you are. I know. Yeah, that's number eight on the list. Cutting her up is number 12.

I haven't even gotten a wife yet. She's looking at yours to do with, she's like, oh, I'll never get to that. Yeah, right. Is he yours to do this. She's like, oh, I'll never get to that. Yeah, right. He's even taking the garbage out. Anyway, she'll know when I fix the driveway lamp. Then she'll know that she's on the chopping block. So he's looking for money.

He needs to buy a tablet and internet access and stuff like that. And he says, I no longer care about my mailing address being out there, send sexy pics, bikini or lingerie. I have some cow bikini picks. Yeah, I get sad we're all thinking it. Get some money support through the ICS mobile app. This is the advertising part of the show, all right everybody?

Send some money support through the ICS mobile app, GTL getting out app, or mycarepacks.com, putting money, when sure I have paper and envelopes to write back, even I'm more relevant than such, oh, Matt. All right. So Matt Lewinsky still is interested in what we're up to over here and he wants our money. Vinnie insists we should not send him money, but I don't know. I think it'd be important. What do you think, Marybeth? Oh, I don't know. That's a tough call. I mean, it's content at this point, right? The murdering his girlfriend thinks it's bad,

but that's happened. That's in the past, though. So he's not going to murder any more girlfriends, obviously. So- The only accused. right, you get accused of one super crime, one little thing. Honestly, he's not gonna do more harm. If we give him money and then he's able to listen to the show and write more letters and stuff, that can only be good for everyone, right? They should at least have ESPN. Yeah, that's the heartbreaker here.

That is the heartbreaker. He's missing the NHL playoffs Which Yeah, let's keep it moving Can I can we talk about Jack Eichel and fucking the Vegas night? Oh? Hate this fucking team Mary best with me. She's like yeah, I know can this can the stars please show up to one of these games I'm gonna fall asleep. Oh, right one of these games. Like I'm gonna fall asleep.

He keeps talking to me. Oh, right. Nice. At Daibling John, Daibler's Anonymous on Twitter. Set me something so no card if today. He's off today, but he's set me something to replace Cardiff when we need that. And I thought this was pretty good.

Oh, her? No, no, no, no, check this out. Jaguar, right? I gotta get the volume volume on I think probably let's see here. So I'm sorry, there was a new candidate for our show calls again, with a dildo sing out this for him. Doing the. Yeah, doing that thing. It's pretty fun. I like it as much as I like Cardiff. Yeah, I agree. I can feel the love. All right, Marybeth's here. I think it's time to catch an alien. I'll give a quick hand update. She's doing a lot better.

She's going a lot better. She's gonna be on the show. I thought she was gonna be on today. She said she was gonna be on today. She wasn't on a work and time. I'm glad with who we have today. Me too. Okay.

You know what? Never mind. Why are we even talking to my hand on that? Old news. Very bad this here. You can just get the AI in emergency. You know? Shit, I was gonna check to see if I got another AI. I to look in my email. All right my bad if I did you're looking to be you don't know I don't think so all right

Let's let's catch an alien everybody. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch Unalien are you ready to play? To catch Unalien this background right here On Alien are you ready to play to catch? Unalien this background right here. Vinnie was showing me this this morning's very proud of it He put this together It's got references all the different subreddits. They've tackled so far and subredd is surfing which by the way is not tonight It is Saturday morning again. They'll be doing another episode of subreddit surfing

All right, I just think that Vinnie has too much fun putting that potato everywhere. Obviously. Carter, are you ready? We've been on, I was really good running back. I broke a lot of record and records of Pennsylvania. And I never, I say this at nausea, but my grandfather was six six, think it is height. But yeah, he was a CBA, but he was a type of guy.

If it was snowing, I had a guy, me had a whole thing and I'm like, the thing that you're running yourself into to catch the ball, basically. My mom would be like, no, you're gonna kill him, you're gonna kill him. I had to catch a hundred balls in a whitebeater. Tank top in the snow. And I'm like, this guy's gonna kill me,

and I'm a kid. When I was, how have we seen this before? This seems very familiar. It's not like I'm gonna get it right. That's how he gets you. Yeah, man. He gets you to think you know it. I mean, this is, is this either a new one or an old one? I don't remember seeing that sign behind it before either. Yeah, I remember him being this coked up before

Yeah, you do Okay, pretty surprised the zing gang over here guys Kill me know I'm a kid when it was hot three sweatshirts three sweatpants But then I understood because I was running back when I got into high school You know people had the little heat things. I'm like, this is nothing. Yeah. And until I caught those balls, I couldn't go in and eat video games. Forget about that.

Some TV show that I wanted to watch. This was every single day. Then when basketball season came, it was foul shots. No. A hundred foul. No, stop. My mom would be out screaming and Italian. Buh, buh, buh, buh.

He's not eating. He's not eating. It wasn an Italian. Satter knees. Clean on. Satter knees. It gets at least half. And that's how it was. That's like I think, you know, nowadays, and I guess there's a way to say it, but, you

know, people are afraid to say you're fat. I don't mean in the bad way. It calls to somebody fat, but you're actually helping somebody doing the favor. Would you rather be like, you're going to have diabetes, you're going to die of a heart, heart disease? It's not to say you're fat, but to say, hey, listen, you should start going to the favor. Would you rather be like, you're gonna have diabetes, you're gonna die of a heart disease? It's not to say you're fat, but it's to say, hey, listen, you should start going to the gym, you should start doing something. That's what people should be telling people.

I got in my head, this big guy that had no problem giving me a little whack. I don't, there's nobody in my blood, that's a quitter. You're finishing, and I mean, that's what I'm saying. I mean, sometimes he'd take you go like, this fight got in trouble, if I got in a fight. What's my again, a fight?

We go, he would take me in his Cadillac and say the other guy better look worse than you. Yeah. And if not, did you get a, did you get a trophy when you lost? What did Tommy say next? I forgot he had a guest here. Your choices. Number one, if I lost trophy up my ass, it's gonna be. I got a trophy called a belt.

Next, trophy, schmoffy, bro. Four, if I did get one, I'd have to dig it out of the trash weird lastly keeping my teeth would have been my trophy to catch an alien all right I always go first on this and I'm going to give a little commentary here. I think what's happening is that I mentioned it's never the first one. I mentioned that to Cardiff. I shouldn't have said it. I think that it's going to be trophy at my ass, but I'm not going with that one.

I'm going with next trophy, Schmofy, bro, because that's what I wanted to be. What do you think, Chuck Randy? Oh, say B, the belt. Okay. trophy equals belt. All right. What about you, Mary Beth? Let's see. I think I'll go with trophy in the trash because it's weird. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. That one. That one is like one of those ones. Like, why would he come up with that?

Doesn't. Yeah. You could be right. Pretty as a Chris. I also went with B belt. Belt? So no one's going number one. Uh-oh. Trophy up my ass. Or five. Lastly, I mean.

All right, here we go. Again, we go, he would take me in his Cadillac and say the other guy better look worse than you. Yeah. And if not, did you get a trophy when you lost? Yeah, I got a trophy called a belt. And I got a couple of rodents because really, if that other guy looked worse to me, that's how it was back then.

Congratulations! Wow! Guys are getting good at this. That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you have the trophies to catch Analy and that one just sucked What are your best friend at surfing

Some days at some time At some time Skate just get a little messed up this one's on Saturday, okay, I love him. Yeah And you're the guy I mean this is the guy. Yeah He's got a little bit of fun with that now. He's pandering too, a little too much. So I want to ask you guys, why did you pick the belt? Obviously, that was the right answer. What was the rationale?

I was thinking of his stories by his grandfather, how tough he was. Yes. Just kind of a rung a bell. Yeah. I always just try and hear each option in Tammy's voice. Yes, that helps. That's my only trophy, trophy trophy, bro. Yeah.

I couldn't just as easily than that one. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess we're all idiots. I like when he goes, my bloodline, we're not quitters. Like, we made it all the way to earth. It's a good, that's impressive. It's very impressive, sir. All right. What have we done today? I feel like we've done it all the way to earth. It's a good, that's impressive. It's very impressive, sir.

All right, what have we done today? I feel like we've done it all. We finally got to the bottom of what Patty Seacup's is up to. Patty Pukewater. So that was very important, I think. We got an update on what's going on with Chad and the fact that Kevin now owns him. And he's pretty much admitted that.

He's at the mercy of Kevin Brutten, which is not great. At the editor with another song parody, terrific stuff. Really good stuff. Howard Stern is a bummer. Matt Lewinsky wants our money and bikini babes. So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show So this is the part of the show we play a clip in the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode

Of who are these podcasts and the reason why we do that is to get people excited about it We want to tease it and I have to tell you programming note The ice-ups are playing a party on Saturday afternoon. So I can't do the show Saturday. So I think we're gonna do is we're gonna do, record it Friday at two instead of Saturday at two. It'll still be out regular time for everyone who doesn't watch live or listen live. But we're gonna do it Friday at two

and I was thinking about it and I don't know. I gotta give this some more thought of maybe going live just to everyone Like a weird Friday to a clock live show that even if you're not on a patreon supercast It's just out there for the public. I don't know It's just a thought or not or maybe not That's not the point. Maybe I'll get Brian to snipe a stream it Copyright strike that ass all so fast.

Alright, this is the clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing. Today I want to share nine things with you that make you instantly more attractive to women and you can work on these aspects. I don't want you to listen to this episode and then say, you know, I will never be able to achieve that. I will never be able to be that guy. Yes, you can be that guy. In fact, the things I share with you are not that hard to achieve. And these things are also inherently masculine qualities that women are naturally drawn to. And if you do a little bit more than the average guy, and if you put in a little bit more work

than the average guy, then you will get the most beautiful women. This is a show called Global Seducer Quickie Podcast hosted by Sebastian Harris. Wow. Yeah. Some good advice there. This will be interesting. Yeah. He goes, he goes, if you just do a little bit more work than the average guy, you'll get

a hot check. I don't think that's true. Yeah. It's going to take more than that, but I've got to say. Sink cast was taken, right? Yeah, I guess so. So, yeah, that's the show that we'll be checking out. And the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts plus lots of fun surprises.

Looking forward to that for sure. Please. Oh, before I move on to voice bells and reviews, Andy, what's going on with All Apologies podcast? Thank you, Carl. I was going to jump in there. Yeah. But All Apologies were you just dropped episode three today, covered George Santos. Mm.

Everything that guy's up to, which is a lot. So our longest episode yet, and he is a crazy man. He's a crazy man. Does he even apologize? Kind of, right? Yeah, yeah, there's instances, his thing is to apologize on paper and not on Mike. Right.

But it's just, he's grown up in the public knowledge that all politicians are crooked and he doesn't know that you're supposed to be doing these things on the download. He's just doing them. He's literally the politician version of Chad Zuma. He's like everyone lies, everyone embellishes him. No, no. Right.

Not like you're doing, buddy. Yeah. You're insane. What are you doing? Now it's pretty wild and I think next week we're going to do Michael Richards. Oh God when he's on letterman. Yeah, the letterman apology already What are the first ones we ever did Yeah, so we're having a lot of fun over there and I want to thank everybody that's been coming to check it out

It's cool very cool and if you didn't like the sound they're working on it Yeah, they remember the good old days and when everybody's Podcast was sounded like shit and nobody had was taking a bit of a task about it Oh, you know where you revisiting that you see a big part of our show task about it. Oh, you know, where he's revisiting that he's a big part of our show. Well, sorry, so that's why I thought I could get away with it. Yeah, right. Do it old. Shout it down at every turn. Excellent. And Mary Beth, what are you promoting today? Um, I don't know.

Tell him. Tell him. Well, you talked about you talked about Eric Andre. Yes. He's going he's doing a cruise with the impractical jokers. Oh nice and It's the fifth impractable jokers cruise and I've been on all of them and so is Brian and that's actually where I met him so That's a lot of fun. That's awesome. Check out that that cruise. There'll be space monkeys, which is his Brian's podcast. He does with Q and it's always a lot of fun. Peace as holes.

Yeah. Where do I hear him tell the story of how you guys got together? I don't know. Was they watching? Oh, and I'm watching. Would you kindly maybe? It must have been would you kindly. It must have been would you kindly.

Yeah, I think I think they had a guest on or something. And he was telling the story. He never shuts up about it. Very interesting. Yes. He's in love. There these, these two are a happy couple over here. Don't roll your eyes. Very bad. He's going to be watching the other room. Yeah. Right. He's listening through the wall. I know. All right. Very cool. Please join us again next time. And might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every party in the much

of morning radio Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone. We have any new reviews that have come in anywhere Mary. Oh nice. Yeah, I have a few toxic listening. Yeah, when guys think being funny means being a dick. You're clearly just bullies. All right. Well, I can argue with that. Is that a one star review? Yeah. Yeah. I bet that's the serial killer's guy. Remember, I told you this the serial killer's guy was upset with our review and told a mutual friend that he didn't like us. Just trying to help guys, just trying to give you some pointers.

Okay. Now, we have Carl and crew still suck. A show from a basement with a guy who is a star, start wars fan. Producer Chris is a great, is a great as a live in studio laugh track trucker Andy is overall an obnoxious human being carls only saving quality is being a club's fan and club footer to formities I too suffer from as well what who wrote did I write this I think that editor wrote that. I think I wrote that. Is that a 5 star?

I'm solo 2. I'm solo 2, yeah, that's me. I don't remember doing that enough. Is that a 5 star? It is a 5 star. No wait, thank you very much for that. I'm solo 2. I'm going to go a little more.

Yes. Okay. Carl Hamburger should be more like Carl Hotdog. Ooh, burns. That's a pretty sick burn. It's a burnt hamburger. Is that a five-star review? It's a five-star.

No, it's all right. Two out of three ain't bad, Meatloaf once told me. So I'll tell you guys, is that all the reviews we have today? Yeah, that's all I have. Great. Thank you for the reviews, everybody. Keep the reviews coming. They? Yeah, that's all I have. Great, thank you for the reviews, everybody. Keep the reviews coming. They've been slowing down lately.

And I don't know because nobody uses Apple anymore. And there's other platforms. I don't know what the deal is. So maybe we could just start reading some of the subreddit threads that Heydar got. That's always fun. Yeah. Marybeth says like, now please don't ever do that.

It's like, I heard that I even got some shit talked about me, so. I won't stand for that. I'll take those people to task. Manny needs our support. Now, Manny muskets, you remember him in Philly? You don't, but we do. I remember him from Chicago. Yeah, well, yes, he wasn't Chicago with us.

And he came up and did stand up. And he's doing stand up in Philadelphia He's got a big show Thursday night Oh As I was talking about getting paid an exposure which reminded me that I'm competing in silly funniest this Thursday at the helium-Torbity Club and I heard Andy the bloat talk about not having any hobbies, which means he probably just smokes and masturbates a whole lot. So call me

back buddy. Yeah, the Jaden Andy show that we did recently, we're the guy who's, I guess he's part of David Chuck the freak. He's a radio personality and he literally doesn't have any hobbies. And more personality. Yeah, our zero personality. But what was Manning's theory that he smokes

weed in Jerks off all day? That's probably true. So I don't know if he said it right there, but I heard him on the Diction Show talking about it. It's at Helium in Philadelphia Thursday night. Go down there, watch Manny's a very funny stand up, vote for him so that he wins and gets an inflated ego so that we can knock him down in the near future. Speak of inflated egos, tabberts called it the show because he was recently cringed

to the week with his show. Here's what I don't got when his cats were scratching him and then fighting I'll distract it. Hey Carl tap from here. So I'll get put me as cringed of the week You'll ditch for that one. I left that shit in intentionally. That was funny And it was made your fucking asshole dumb ass face laugh Also number two in episode 411 you're bragging about how you don't put a header in that there's gonna be some of those rake ads that come fucking jamming their way into my fucking ears while I'm driving. Yeah, on behalf of the entire listening internet, all right, whatever. Go fuck yourself, tell me.

Sorry, I'm a deer advertisement from time to time. My apologies for that. All right, this is actually interesting information. I didn't remember. Hey, W-A-T-P, cosmonaut, fun fact for you. Way back in episode 158 is both the first appearance of Nice Doug as a co-host and Vic as a foosm man. Ha ha ha. That's fun. All right. Wow. 158.

That'd be like a trivia question someday. Now we know the answer. That sounds very exciting. I was, I co-ordered Anthony and Gavin McGinnis' show a month or two ago. It was talking, we were talking about Chad Zuma for some reason. He was up to it at the time. But Gavin McGinnness' show a month or two ago. It was time I chatted with Chad Zumaire for some reason, I forget he was up to it at the time. But Gavin McGuinness seemed genuinely interested

in coming on this show. Carl, you fucking toothsy cuck. You gotta have fucking Gavin McGuinness on. Like he was, he basically asked for invite. When he was on the phone, and on the fucking hands, and he cooed me to show that one time. Like, when's that Gavin on?

He's fucking hilarious. He loves talking shit about people. He's fucking pussy. Fuck you call me back. All right. Maybe I'll reach out to him. I like Gavin. He's a little controversial.

It's a bit of a controversial figure, but I do like Gavin. So maybe I'll reach out to him. I don't know if he was serious or not, but you never know. You never ever know. All right. Let's get some feedback on Hewz. Carl, the worst guess that you have on this show is Hewz. His whole stick is that he's a co-head that the misogynist and his homophobic and has a stupid accent. You got it? We give you a pass on all that shit because sometimes you have funny people on. Don't have that asshole on anymore. He brings your whole show down.

Go fuck yourself with a rake. All right. Well, I do want to say some behind the scenes information about Huzy. If you watch live, check out the podcast because our editor took 14 minutes out of the show. I just gave him some basic instructions. Like when we go off on a tangent that goes nowhere to see you just pull all that out. Anything about fast in the fears. He did take out all the fast acts. What?

I don't know. Oh, so do you and John calls it into the show? This is exciting. Finally. I know. Kevin from Why Do I Podcast. I'll have you know that I have plenty of dirt for my one-off show and that it's coming down the pipe and I'm going to expose you.

Good. And my password is not cool. That doesn't mean that I can put the red limit the for the past one and you have to have a number I bet it's core 6969 420 Just based on the information he just gave us so let's all try that and see what happens Mary Beth that you see our episode of Would You Kindly that we did? No, I did it. I heard it was good though.

That's why we're still friends, I think. People enjoyed it though, so that's good. You know, Carl, that episode with Brian Johnson and E.R.K. Honestly, my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard at work. It was just so funny. You roasting the shed out of them and you literally doing W and DPR them in front of them. That content in the long time, bro. Keep it up. Stop calling me back.

All right, I'm sorry. I keep calling you back. Yeah, it was a great episode. It's up on our Patreon. It's also on compound media. It's the most recent episode of Wood you kindly. And we had Iraq and, of course, Mr. Mary Beth on the show. And we reviewed their show to their face. And as Brian Johnson said, it was eye opening. There are some things that we talked about there. But it was a very fun episode. Chris. I had a blast with that. So, hey, let's get some more feedback on our buddy, Hussie. It was really on the show.

Wow, Hussie got a new mic, and I can still barely understand a fucking word he says. I thought Hussie was more coherent than usual. I'll go on record as saying that. He wasn't dying on mic. Yeah, I know. It's been worse he got over eight so that was good that was helpful I just want to know you're doing a great job I

really love you Chau and I just wanted to say that free water really has just been very fantastic lately I hope you get to talk to him about it more I love you man talk to you later. Bye. All right. Well, I hope this episode Scratch that itch for you. I didn't even hear that voice out before we picked the episode. He's in for a treat Yeah, I think we did an hour on free water today, so there's that I could have done another hour. I know Honestly, there was a lot more to pull, but I knew you'd have a lot of clips and So you decided to pull the same ones? He was talking about me. Yeah That was so excited. I was so excited to surprise you with those I can't help it

Anyway, I listen to a different episode and I started to actually pull clips and I was like, as usual, everything he fucking says is gold. I'm like, this is pointless and I know that these guys are gonna pull everything that was my problem. I'm clipping it.

I'm just like, I'm just going from one second to the next. Every single thing that he says is worth talking about. What's the logic here, producer Chris? I started pulling clips, but everything was so great. I stopped. Well, I knew I was with Andy and you, and when we do Paddy's Pew Quater, then it always runs along.

But I will say this, the episode I would listen to is called Batman Barfights. And I don't think we ever found out why it was called that All right, we'll bring it back again. We'll keep them in regular rotation definitely because there's must-do discuss He's back. Yes. Hey Carl. Hey producer Chris. I came over from the dick show It's a show famous for all this weird drama and character that I've characters and all this bullshit like Like, excuse me, plot lines of people. I like your premise.

Like, I truly do. I like the first fucking, I wanna say like, 20 minutes of your show now is the podcast that you wanna shit on. And then the rest is you talking about weird boomer drama that I swear to God, nobody under the age of thirty to the fuck about this

like i swear to fucking god you guys go on and on about these people well it's like what a jacolk to the our stern showers and shit like that you know this concept of your show is way more interesting than listening about fucking Chad Zuma too. Just swear to God. Like, I'm just born at work, you know?

I just want to do it into something and zone out. And then I hear about all these fucking guys who just join each other's podcast and talk shit about each other. And then go, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Bro fucking boring ass shit dude. Y'all on. So this is the guy who came home to dick show. It's only about hot goss. That's the whole point of the dick show is like, uh, Ethan Ralph is fighting with someone so, and got drunk and puked. And like, that's his show format.

And then he goes over to our show and he goes, you guys are just talking about gossip too much. Like, what? What? By the way, that guy called back with pretty much the exact same voicemail and did another minute on how much time I was talking to him.

Well, he wasn't pushing the chairs in at Denny's. It's like, I don't know. I know, guys, if you're gonna call in 45 seconds and maybe don't be in a windstorm or driving in a motorbike. By the way, I will say, people, if you're not hearing your voice, they'll be in play this week. I got a lot of shitty sound quality voice bells this week.

So a lot of things are just like, I can not even understand it or hear it. So I don't know if you people have crickets and sure, wireless provider, or you're just really far from the tower, but guys, come on. Help me out here. Oh, last voicemail I have to play. And I always love when this guy calls into

the show is one of my favorites. Hey, Kevin, John Michael here. So the worm has turned. You add to retards on your show that she leaves bit you stealing. The Scottish Guide Bomb is so hard. I thought I was watching Sheelie on the Arniu Langros. That drunken. I saw you on the BDSM podcast on the Shealy Network. If anyone ever want to prove that you're a guest, that was one hell of a guest performance. I've seen people get before, but that was the guest

here's a bunch of good ever guest. Good point, God dammit. I'm turning into steel, rehashing old shit. Drive in, drive out, drive through. Oh yeah, I totally forgot. So I think it was yesterday morning, yeah. Everyone's live in the morning now on YouTube. If I go on YouTube, I see Melton and the BS show

and SteelTow, all these shows are going live. If I go on YouTube, I see Melton and the BS show and SteelTow, all these shows are going live. And I was just like, flip around and see what they're talking about. Of course, the BS show's talking about me. They're going on and on. So I just like type a couple of comments in the thing because whatever.

And then I immediately get a link. So then I popped out of their show and chatted with those guys. And I don't even remember what we were talking about. But I'm sure it was important. I do know I do know that what we discovered was Mike Morris has written a book like I sometimes have a joke book or something and they were trying to figure out if people could guess how many copies he sold the answer was 31. He sold 31 copies of his book now there is not an audio version however Both Shuley and Bob want to combine forces with WTP to read this book word by word totally in yeah I know I said the same thing. I'm like yeah, okay, that sounds pretty good. I'll do that. That sounds fun

All right, Mary Beth. Thank you so much for coming on. Yeah, thanks for having me always great to see you So bubbly, so happy. Trucker Andy, producer Chris, good times. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr. Okay, bye. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes, oh wow! Go fuck yourselves, have a good week.

I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, that was the other thing too. When I was at MLC yesterday, because the ongoing joke is that Opie said he would go on the show. And so they keep setting up a link every time he never comes on the show. So when I was on there, I was like, son Opie, a link. Cause Opie hates me. He really does. Like he's has a conversation with Vinnie lately. He's not a fan, but we know that. So I'm like, yes, I don't want to be the link. And you know, I'm just kind of a joke.

And then Adam goes, oh, Opie, she got back to me. It's his birthday today. And he's going to dinner. Otherwise, he would have come out. I was like, oh, it's a good thing it's his birthday. That would have been thing when it showed up. And I'd be like, who the fuck is this? That's a carol's ear.

That would have not been good. That was a great episode. That was a great episode! That was really great! Uuuh! Uuuh! Uuuh! Uuuh! Uuuh!

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