Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep415 - The Bobby Bones Show

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

The Bobby Bones Show was big in Austin and now it's syndicated to over 150 markets. And with a stunt boy like Lunchbox I can understand why. This guy is nuts! He goes to the location where Nicole Kidman is filming a movie and yells Nicole's name a bunch. Trucker Andy is back on the midweek episode to spill the tea on the mailbag segment and tell me something good. After that there's Dr. Phil with Bill Maher, Steel Toe is bummed out, Shuli got drunk, and Chad was hospitalized again. Then we're joined by Liam McEneany to do a deep dive on Patrick Michael's latest meltdown. Also, another round of To Catch An Alien and much more. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also, we encourage our listeners to go ahead and give us a five star review on Apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called the Bobby Bone Show. This was a suggestion from Steve from Texas. God's favorite state in God's favorite country. I'm God's favorite planet. We have both listened to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand, let's get into it.

The show hosted by Bobby Bones with Edgar C.A. Amy Brown, lunch box, Mike D. Ray Mundo, Morgan Hulesman, and utility Hilary Borden. If you've heard the name Bobby Bones before, because I have. Bobby Bones was a full-time mentor on American Idol Okay, he also was the winner of season 27 of Dancing with the Stars So the Bobby Bones show is a morning radio show It's currently heard in more than 150 radio stations of the US Canada and UK According to Wikipedia. I'm like the UK. This is a show out in Nashville, very country music oriented.

For some reason, people in the UK are listening to us, I guess. I'm in Wikipedia, can't. Somebody in the high-hart UK is really earning their paycheck. Right. They're like pumping it up. The Bobby Bohn show is an estimated audience

of nearly 9.2 million listeners a week and the show's largest market in Chicago. You guys done with the fun facts? Can we get to it? Please. All right. Let's talk about how this show starts off. Now this is a morning show and morning shows bring energy. They want to wake you up in the morning. You set your alarm. Six a.m. You want to hear this. Let's go. Hey, welcome to Wednesday show. Morning, studio. Morning. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win.

I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win.

I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win.

I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. I need a win. He's ready! Here's the question. Who did Bobby play golf with? Because I have a buddy that works at golf course and he says, hey, look, he texted me, he said, hey, I think Bobby's playing today. And he sent me a picture of the T-time

and it said, Bobby bones Eddie Garcia, which I had to cancel, I wasn't going, and Willie Wonka. And I'm like, what? This Bobby playing with a celebrity, but he can't put his name in there, so he did Willie Wonka. Oh, that's my question Question I will not answer on the air great start. Oh, yeah, hey something interesting might have happened did it? No, I'm not gonna tell you about it. I'm not gonna tell you about that at least say that you're gonna tell us at the end of the show

So it is something right say it was an oopalupa. I don't know something prictees So this was today's episode. Did you listen to today's episode? I did. Oh, fuck. I'm really sure it's not gonna happen. But that's okay. There was a lot to get to.

There's a lot going on in this show. Oh, my God. When you're rattling off the number of co-hosts, how many people does it take to make a piece of shit show? A lot. Apparently there's a lot of people in the show. Only one, if it's this show, but yeah. That show's got like eight people. Oh, somebody mentioned mentioned by the way the real claim to fame for Bobby bones is that apparently he fucked Nikki Glazer

I think that she revealed that on the Howard Stern show from that Incorrect on that you know, let's fucked over Nikki Glazer's chat zoom out, but that's a different story Bragg we told on this show at a different time. So you notice there he's going around the room So the thing he wants to do is introduce you to all the people in the room. So we start it off with like, hey, what's going on with you, Eddie? And then it's everything has to be a little doctor's suit rhyme. Yeah, it's cute. So it's extra fucking lame. Let's go over to lunchbox. Let's see what's happening with lunchbox. Okay, moving on. He does a sports podcast with Ray and he's just now learning about 401k. Here's lunch box Does Netflix have like a celebrity exception rule because everybody's like oh Netflix is gonna block you from share of passwords You're not gonna be able to use Netflix because I borrow my in-laws like I don't pay for it

Like I use their account guess what I'm still rocking Netflix guys. So all this. Oh, he's gonna get canceled You're not gonna be able to use Netflix. They must have something where they can like, no, it's a celebrity TV and they just let it go. This is unbelievable. I can do imagine if I came in and I was like, hey guys, guess what? I had split pea soup for lunch. What?

I gotta tell you lunch is the most important meal of the day. It's basically split pea soup. Guys, guess what? I'll be a split pea soup. Wait, I'm not saying anything interesting at all. I'm just like saying it like a fucking ass clown. Right. And that's supposed to be a show.

Yeah, no, what he literally said there, as a normal adult would say it is. Yes, I was reading how like Netflix is, you can't share passwords anymore, but it's still working for me. It says, whoa, I must be a celebrity. He's doing it till I think it's fine. Netflix.

Netflix. All right, so now let's move over to Amy and Amy wow she's got a story holy crap strap in for this one you that split P soup with stupid guys pull over the side of the road of your driving when it comes to moms as she thinks she is cool and she thought it was a sign when she saw ducks in her pool here she is. I took the kids to see the new little mermaid, which is the live-action version. And it was so good.

I loved it, my kids loved it. We give it four mermaids out of five. That's pretty good. What would you like about it? I mean, for, well, I asked the kids, they just said four, but then for me, it's like, oh, I just So nostalgic like the original like the cartoon sometimes like the real life stuff. I was like hmm

Prince sometimes was throwing me off, but I totally enjoyed it. I don't know his name while that question threw off What did you like about it? It's like a fuck? I think she saw this movie. She had nothing for that. What did you like about it? I don't know that it was a movie before Remind me of the cartoon. Yeah, right. That's basically what she said. I give your review 10 out of 10 blowfish Because it blows if that was not a good review of the movie But very exciting that you saw a movie with your children. That's awesome. All right, so this is We're still talking about the little mermaid here. And they're talking about the one guy. I don't know why he brought this up.

He's like, people don't know this, but the story of the little mermaid is a mermaid who wants to be human. Like, well, yeah, no, we know that. But he's like, he's like, one thing I know. Yeah, he just keeps explaining over guys. And no, no, no, no, like there's a song about him again. No, it's like the plot.

I know, I got it. Big fish, she looks like a human anyway. Let's be honest, using human with a pale fish tail. I'd be weirded out too. Ah, it's like the plot. I know. I got it. Big fish. She looks like a human anyway. Let's be honest. You human with a pale fish tail. I'd be weirded out to you. I like pick one. Now that made me human, I mean, a fish. Don't leave me like like this. Something he's trying to be Mitch Hedberg. The little mermaid is she a human or is she a fish?

I can't tell because she's half human and then half of it is fish. You know, I'd be like the way he said that. Like, what doesn't make it funnier? Yeah. Then you're just making it observation that we've all been able to make and then this is my last clip for the intro part Then we can move on to other things because Bobby's intro confuses everybody. No one knows I mean you heard that one where he's like he does sports talk and he doesn't know what a 401k is I guess I'll follow show close enough to understand why that's funny, but nobody gets this one

Okay, right what do you got from mountain pine ark and saw he loves to work out with Eddie every day and for some Exercises they have to lay bobby bones. What? Oh, what are you doing? He's like what's the one guy that's pretending to clap was even thrown off. He's like Pretty good stuff. All right Andy. where do you want to start, buddy? All right, my clip five, there's a segment of the show where they have audio of Shania Twain, I guess. Oh, I heard that.

I guess Shania Twain doesn't have it anymore. She's just letting the audience do all the singing apparently. Or her backup singers. People are like leaving the concert. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, I was walking out. But anyway, you know, we love a good train wreck here So I got clip five is the should I twain concert? So reason why the backup singers hold that note is because she's supposed to be singing

the chorus. I was going to say I think she walked off. She's like this song. Be right back. Wow. But that's just one of many segments that are filling out this show. They have the mailbag segment and this TikTok thing.

Oh, since you mentioned mailbag, can I play that? Sure. Yeah, because the jingle for the mailbag segment, it's not great. Oh. Cool. Ooh, this one's juicy. It's time for the mailbag.

Do you send a key mail and we read it on the air? It's something we call Bobby Mailbag, yeah. Hello, Bobby. I mean, it's factually accurate. You send in mail and then they read it on the air and we call it the mailbag. Yeah. You're gonna throw it a joke there? I guess. I don't know. That's what I would have done.

I open it and then read it. Yeah, the outro is just as pouring. I call it the outro. Someone's what I would have done. We open it and then read it. Yeah, I then the outro is just as pouring I call it the outro Someone's gonna yell at me for that, but anyway, so he say Good, well, it's no where these tic-tacres, but no, it's not and you know what else it isn't it's no where these tic-takers, but no, it's not and you know what else it isn't it's no Which was made by AI by the way It might as well be that though, you know people ask for that jiggle by name just sing it all that one is a hit Well be that though, you know people ask for that jiggle by name just say it all at that one is a hit

I'm doing these socials Thursdays at 6 p.m. Eastern. All right. Yeah, so they do the mailbag They have like I have some clips from the good news segments There's a lot of pop culture stuff that they do right was a the mailbag one clips six of the 23 and me Letter keep it to myself or should I say something to my dad? signed brother from another mother. This is interesting because a dad may not even know the kid exists. I don't know that this dad had a kid and left it and was like, peace out, don't care about you or her, I'm running as far as like, that's I think where our mind goes because a lot of dudes are scuzzes for sure.

But there are also instances, and we've talked about him here on the show, but the ad doesn't know. Like, they got somebody pregnant, and maybe the woman didn't even know who got a pregnant, or maybe she was with somebody else, and she just acted like that, so who got a pregnant to avoid the drama.

So, I guess some guy did 23 and me, and found out he had a brother that he didn't know about. Right, and well, yeah. And it's like, should I tell my dad or not? And they're just like, speculating on all of the scenarios that could have been like, well, yeah. Right.

Could have been a lot of things. I got it. Has anything good ever come out of 23 in me? All I ever hear about is I found out my dad cheated on my mom. That's like everyone. Oh, yeah, and I found out I'm not Native Americans. And that was my minority status.

That was what I went for. Great. Now I have four new cousins that I don't want to talk to I'm gonna talk to the cousins I have right. Well, these new cousins are gonna be way cooler. No No, not just the hamburgers I would never do 23. I mean my parents did that shit though. They're like girl. Guess what? We're really German I'm like no, I just don't like really German Guess what we're really German. No, I just don't like really Well, you see our family got there in 1933 okay stop right there. It's fine. That's enough

All right, what else did you pick up on here Andy? Oh lunchbox problem. This is what I picked up on. This is him doing some stunt boy things, going to a movie set that Nicole Kidman is shooting a movie in their town. In Nashville, yes. And he's actively trying to ruin the production. Right. But he thinks he's being hilarious. Yeah, there's a couple of clips.

One is this is him driving up in his car and asking if you can get into the movie and Securities having none of it. Yeah, and I should have known with the name watch back that he would be the stunt boy Yeah, but yeah, of course he's the stunt boy What we got going on. Oh, you need me. You need me to act my man Act all you want. What do you need me to do? I'm perfect for a role. I was in bad out of hell I was in Friday night lights Yeah, I don't know how long you guys can be either suck. Let me know how I can jump in

Yeah, I'm trying to get a role. I'm trying to get cast Can I get in? I can't be on the movie. Nope. Life is like a box of chocolate You never know what you're gonna get do I need to get Metro no, no, I'm just trying to get a role in the movie. Man. Ah, you're missing your break, but let me know. Fuck you. Whoa, I'm trying to get in the movie! Go.

Wow. I'm starting to miss OP. I was gonna say it's OP, yes, great. Yeah. Everybody was losing patience with this guy. Oh, immediately. So, I have a little bit of a longer clip of that, but I won't play it. But anyway, the whole segment's about 60 seconds of him.

I don't know, doing his little stick with the security guards and they aren't having it. Nothing's working. It's a Tony Michael style roll up on somebody that's just trying to do their job. Right. So then Amy, who's half retarded at least, I don't know if she's got 23 and me and figured out

that she has retarded her blood. But so she decides to give a recap of everything that we just heard and retells the jokes, but doesn't stop there. And then he does live in like a box of chocolate. And he told them they're missing their brain. So that his brain. Thank you for explaining. Yeah. I was talking to the retarded retail retail.

Maybe he was just conscious of pronouns. Everything is a vague. Now, he's woke. That's why. It was so stupid. Even the people in the studio, it's their job to laugh. We're kind of like, all right.

Sounds like you're just being obnoxious. I can relate. Whoa. Whoa. This is outrageous. All right, Clip 8 is his second. This is where he rolls up on foot. And he's got his kid with him.

Right. And he just starts screaming into the void. Well, there's a barrier. There's a barrier. And there is Nicole Kidman and they're filming a scene. Yeah. And he wants to be a scene. Yeah.

He's making a scene. And so I went up and they have this time, they have the road blocks on walking and they're shooting I would say seven houses down and they got the barricades up and so I start screaming for Nicole Did you see Nicole? Oh my god. I start screaming Nicole's in the front yard. Oh you so she's there. Yeah, I know she's there Okay, so you're out of your car. You're on foot on foot. You may hear my kids in the background I used to do this job when I was fresh out of college I was a PA and a movie set and I had to be the guy to shut down the sidewalk when they're

I thought you're gonna say you're the obnoxious asshole Yeah, but I had to deal with those people. It's either when they're shooting. I thought you were gonna say you're the obnoxious asshole. Fucking with people. But I had to deal with those people. It's either people that couldn't give a shit that you're shooting a movie and you're just in their way or people trying to rubber neck and be a part of the movie. And it's hell on earth.

It's so stupid. And clip nine is his actual attempt at this. But. Nicole! Nicole! It's lunchbox! his actual attempt at this. The call, the call. It's launch box. Bobby Vogue show. We met one time. We can do a romance scene.

I already asked my wife, we can smooch. Nicole, Nicole, hi Nicole. I'm a huge kid. He says kids. Yeah, I know the kids is like, what are you doing? The sad thing is, is that if Suddory John had done this, it would have been in his book. He would have been the whole chapter. I was just thinking if he heard this, would he be like, they stole my bedroom. This guy's pretty good.

Lunch box, you got it. Yeah. Still from the best. Yeah. All right. Meanwhile, his kids just walking into traffic. Yeah. So embarrassed.

Oh, yeah. And he's just screaming and everyone's embarrassed. It's not good thing. So then they want to know who tipped him off. Who tipped lunchbox off to where they were shooting the scene because he said he heard it from a source of his. Right. And he's not going gonna give up that source

So who tipped you off? He's under criminals get close to them. Huh? But why? I thank you much box. You know what a good good person says what they don't reveal their sources What a good person said good reporter Huh, cuz you know like when they write articles and like oh my yeah, yeah, you can't I Don't even know my source. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like some people go to jail for not revealing their sources. Yeah But this is one of those I'm gonna play song, but I mean great. I love it great story Bobby goes all right. We're just gonna play a song

Bobby's like this sucks. What are we doing right now? I know and they're all talking over each other reminds me of man cow There's some things in the other remind me of rovers morning glory Especially because this Amy chick is kind of like doji, but um, but then they're all like yelling over each other reminds me of man cow there's some things in the other remind me of Roe was born in glory especially because this Amy chick is kind of like doji but but then they're all like yelling over each other it's like high energy like it's man cow right that's why it's too many people on the show you don't need too many assholes seven people no you just need one good person who's gonna test all right so then we move on to the good news segment it's time for the good news segment. It's time for the good news. Charlottes is 85 years old and last weekend in Vindorgan, she ran her 100th half marathon.

And she's 85. Yeah. Oh, again, it sounds like Rovers Morning glory. It's got the beat going and she's telling news, but it's all up being fun Yeah, it's all good stuff. We don't talk about Ukraine on this show. We're just talking about fun stuff Right could get behind we how exciting what a fun little morning show that is now I would have used a different stinger if I was producing this show Good news everyone That would have been the appropriate singer for the good news segment But I did love the little sweeper there in here. That's pretty sick.

Someone you're gonna try to do this on the fly. This is how I would have done it. Good news everyone. And 85 year old grandma was running a half marathon. Well, 85. Wow. Wanna know who I went to lunch with today? I'm not gonna tell you.

So we're gonna talk about it for five minutes. Yeah, so all right. So that's the good news segment that they do. I'm gonna say you haven't exhausted. I was feeling good. Bobby has to set this up by saying that he is in control of the show and no one knows what segment they're gonna do next. That's bullshit. That's what it's all about.

That was tell me something good. Just something that you, listener hopefully you probably already know, but if you don't, the show doesn't know what segments we're going to do until I pull it up. You all sit here every single segment and you just kind of wait and you see what I say and where I go and you just go. It keeps the show. There's no script. You don't even kind of know where we're going for the most part. Sometimes it's nerve wrecking. Yes, this is spelled the T.

Oh boy, Z here we go. I just want people to know nobody knows, so go ahead. Let's spill the tea! That's also why sometimes it sounds like dark rock. I don't think anyone thought it was scripted. No one's listening to this show and going, oh they're reading the script very well. This is a good table read.

Yeah, they're over-prepared. You're right. Yeah, you're telling me Amy didn't know she was going're reading the script very well. This is a good table read. Yeah, they're over-prepared. You're right. Yeah, you're telling me Amy didn't know she was gonna do the good news bit. She didn't have that prepared. Correct. So I'm sure that they know the elements of it, but then the way he set this up tells me

that it's all scripted because he had to say that it's not scripted. I'm like, wait, wait a second. This sounds like it's a little bit scripted, especially what transpires here next. Do you want to take it away from from this point? Sure, I guess this woman hasn't even been on the show up until this point, Morgan, but Lunchbox is accusing her of being drunk at three in the afternoon and clip 10. Lunchbox, you go first, you spill the tam Morgan. What do you know?

Guys, let me tell you, I gave Morgan a call as a Wednesday afternoon at 3 p.m. and Morgan was drunk at 3 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon. All right, so yeah, spill the tea is very much a Howard Stern show thing where all the staff members are constantly like, oh, you should see you ate the last donut in the break room. And somehow Howard makes that funny.

It's not a great bit, but they're going for it. They're trying to do Right. And somehow Howard makes that funny. It's not, it's not a great bit, but they're going for it. They're trying to do that. They're trying to do that. So it's like, oh my god, you know, who knows what the boss is going to think about this information. Turns out there is a completely reasonable explanation for it. Well Morgan, so this guy, I called Morgan a 3 p.m. and she was already drunk and Chad Zubach's like, hold my beer. Ask me the vodka. Because that's not that impressive to some of the people that were, but I mean, if you work in drunk a chance you might like hold my beer. Yeah, ask me the vodka. Cause that's not that impressive to some of the people that I mean, if you work in radio, five, three in the afternoon is like happy hour anyway. That's a good point.

Who cares? That's a good point. Although you shouldn't be drunk and happy. Or but I you're just saying, what if you pass out and are sobering up? Okay. Three. Is that okay? That's not that's not good.

Oh, that's definitely not good. It's going to be a problem. All right. What if it's 5.30? I'm calling you tomorrow, 5.30. Let's see what's going on. How long until it's acceptable to you? Yeah.

All right, so do you want me to keep going on this? Oh yeah, clip 11. This is Morgan explaining that it's perfectly reasonable explanation. Yeah, I was not drunk. I had just got back from the dentist and I had two fillings. So I was a little drugged up.

Okay, and she's been touching the slurring because you're having time. I should answer the phone for your work, even though she had just been to the dentist. She's a bother. Doesn't this seem forced and fake? Yeah, especially because, I mean, Bobby's one of the plan of the seed. He's just like, by the way, there's no real. There's no real. No one is supposed to happen. I'm like, wait a second.

I don't know. Amy's interject. Oh, it makes perfect sense because she had that dedicated. Yeah. Okay. Good point. I know.

You don't have to say anything. If you don't want, I guess that's what she gets paid for. Also, you don't need to bring it up on the show lunch box. My neural business. Dude, that was my only thought. I'm like, lunch box. You're a fucking asshole Like what if she was drunk at the afternoon and he continues to be an asshole. Yeah, now Morgan has tea on lunchbox

Morgan you have to stage all right So I was walking in the hallway and I hear somebody just kind of talking on the phone and it starts getting louder I knew it was lunchbox. I see him. He doesn't see me. I'm like behind the wall. And he says on the phone, do whoever he's talking to, he's like, yeah, yeah, I'll get some snacks from our green room to bring home for the kids lunches. So you're stealing snacks that we have for guests to take home? Yes, and he was reiterating it. And he was talking loudly, which I don't understand why. I don't know if he didn't care if anybody heard it, but like he was straight up admitting to stealing the snacks that are not for him for his kids lunches. So the guy in lunch box was stealing snacks for his kids lunch.

I know you probably should have seen this coming. I can't possibly roll my eyes harder at that fucking start like whatever. Jesus fucking care. Some tea. Yeah, they spill the tea segment. Wow, that's a hit. Do you have one more on this one? Or?

I mean, that last one is I'm just saying, yeah, it's true. He's, and everybody's just like, wow, you're dickhead. It's, it's for the people in the building and the guests. Right. And not for you to take home to your kids. And then the one guy chimes in and he says, you get paid a lot of money. You shouldn't be stealing food.

I'm like, these, none of these people are gonna pay a lot of money. You're, it's no way that's true. Not bad. It's feeling snacks is the best part of his day. You get paid a lot of money. You shouldn't be stealing food. I'm like these none of these people get paid a lot of money It's no way that's true Feeling snacks is the best part of his day not buying that for a second. We're listening to the podcast version of a morning show There's someone's job is to edit this town take out the commercials Oh, there are commercials, but take out the radio commercial spots Take out the music because they do go to songs and play music and stuff. And then me as a super fan can listen to the Bobby Bones show. Right. Whenever I want, not in podcast app.

I don't think a lot of people listen to this because it's a favorite show. Even the person editing it is not putting it on a work of doing it. Listen to this bad, coming out of a commercial break. No idea what's going on. Like a horror movie. They made it a movie somewhat like this. Was it based on this? My D?

Movie Mike, it just happens to be similar? Yeah. I swear to God I didn't doctor that anyway. It was a commercial and then that's what happens actually what? He's opening the studio door yelling down the hall to somebody not Mike. We're mid-coversage for some reason Okay, so now we get to the pop culture segment and this goes on forever where they talk about pop culture stuff It's American I don't rigged and you click in, it's like two Twitter comments or something. I can't say rigged.

Yeah, that's dumb. Total click, babe. The person that they thought I should have won was his name's Colin Stowe. This is him singing Simple Man by Leonard Skinnerd. Live in the summer. Lots of the fixes in. There are people in country music in Nashville who are really great singers who haven't popped

for one reason or another. They're better than some of the stars. There are some stars that just are okay, but they have that it factor about them. People like them, you know what they're able to do around their music. That was the guy who should have won American Idol. I mean, it sounds like they made the right choice then. Somebody else won over that. The singing contest show didn't make everyone happy?

Oh no. Look, I've always been, I ended with Clay Aiken versus Ruben Stutter. Like, that's where I draw the line. You were a team Aiken, right? Yeah, of course. And my, being ants. In my, we're talking about Aiken Carl's shirt set. I had a flag. It was colorful. and ants in my for Asian carols shirt said out of flag It was colorful. That's not the point. The point is

Bobby bones makes the observation that none of us could have came up with Because he's been on reality shows. He's like by the way guys. It's not always the most talented person Sometimes it's to be likeable and having a factor like what? Tell me more Wow, I had no idea. And then he explains when he won dancing with the stars. And this is just confusing. So it's like, well, I don't know what dance was stars. I was a bad dancer, but you know why I won?

Because I got to people. We got to people in. That's like life. You don't have to be the absolute best. It's great if you are. If you don't have to be the absolute best to actually be the you are, you know, have to be the absolute best to actually be the best. It seems to me like you're the expert mark. You don't have to be the best to be the best.

It doesn't. No, it doesn't. I'd probably show it more cleavage and the other contested right? Let's see it Andy. That's how you win these things. Showing some shaft. Then he goes back to talking about his experience being on American Idol Like I said, he was a mentor on American Idol a couple of years ago and talking about what's happening with the winner of that season

What they're up to these days. I saw just Sam who won when I was on the show Was like playing the subway again, and she was like embarrassed to say that she's back playing in the subway Oh, she won when you were on yeah, Yeah, but she won on the COVID year as well. And that show is not obviously what it used to be none of them are. No, not the winner is sticking in the subway. That's what they should start the next season with is showing how the winner of the show. Where are they now? Yeah, it's sticking to subway.

That line for auditions is going to shrink way down. Yeah, go. Never mind that. The winner is doing an open mic. He can face you know, show socks. Now it works in a subway like, okay, this is not good. All right, and now Andy, I have a clip because you are our pop culture correspondent. Yeah, I want to know if you can answer this question.

I mean, look at the people from the voice. There's almost nobody from the voice who's, I mean, I don't know if I can even one that's like a star star Anybody a winner? No, I don't know. Can you name a star from the voice? I could test it contest that we know now is a household. Can you name a winner from the voice? There's not a single one. Nope that shot. No. I only know a person personally that was on it that didn't win. Oh, right. Yes, that's true.

I think you were on the voice now. I think about it. No, you weren't. No, there was a single one. You were in her band. I forgot about that. I forgot about that too. I told you just now, you should know the fucking answer.

Oh, my God. And as soon as you got eliminated, you're like, oh, yeah. Never watch this again. Itchy, the're like, oh, yeah. Never watch this again. Itchy, the record says, Chris, please spill the tea and Carol's white-caught drunk crying sessions. All right, well. Well, chapter one. You have to listen to his other podcast, No Apologies.

Yep. The story of Carl Hamburger. Tough guy. All right. Is that enough of Bobby Bowen? See, we get the point. Yeah. It's a morning zoo.

They're still around. They're still doing it. There are lots of markets. People, 9.2 million people. The UK. Start their day with them. I'm sure there's a lot of overlap. Yeah.

Between Austin and their audience. It's sort of magic. Dinosaurs stagging around in a tar pit, refusing to die. That format. That format. Jesus Christ. Speaking of that format. It's time for our...

Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this week's Gringe of the Week comes in from Maddo Pescal. And he was checking out Dr. Phil was on Bill Maher's show. And you guys know I'm a big fan of Bill Maher's Club of Random. Yeah. Because he gets his guest drunk in high, and then they have ridiculous conversations that I'm sure they all regret. But this one's on more bill than Dr. Phil.

So Dr. Phil is talking about how there are certain people whose personality just lifts you up, and you just like to be around them because of how they just interact with you. And he named some examples and he didn't name his wife and Bill Margot's weirdly didn't name your wife there when you're going through those examples. And so Bill Margot's like, he'd never wanted to get married. He doesn't care about it. And then this gets weird. I think I'm anti-marriage.

I'm definitely not anti-marriage. I understand marriage works for some people. It's just we're different personality types. What works for you doesn't work for me. I'll be honest, I don't understand it, but that's because I'm in my head. That's why I can't understand it. And I've read so many quotes about marriage like, you know, who is it that said, it's like a sibling relationship with occasional bouts of incest. Have you ever been close? Yes. You had close? Yes. Yeah. But I always kept my toe out of the trap. Because about to be in the first half of your been close yes you're close yes yeah but I always kept my toe out of the trap because I thought like I don't want a sibling

relationship or that's with occasional moments of incest that that sounds terrible Yeah, I'm starting to feel really bad about my So sure when you put it that way ever since he had Richard drive us on he's weird about everything It's all they talk about it's fucking their sister's I'm just showing someone talk to him and show it doesn't her feel just like I got nothing for that I don't really want to talk about that. It's Dr. Phil doing any drugs? What a fucking nerd. Oh, he's a dork. He's drinking iced tea. Before I was on pillows, look at that. He's sitting on two pillows on top of the chair, properly in a chair.

With good posture. Yeah. I was on with Drew and Mike yesterday, and Billy Corgan was on. Again? Bill Mar. Yeah, we were talking about before the show. Oh, all right.

This is the same thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. No, it's okay. I was pulling some clips. You said he was everywhere. No, Billy Corgan's been everywhere. But yeah, he was on with with Bill Marr and it was it was He was interesting. I actually enjoy I like I said I enjoyed the show and I think Billy Corgan's an interesting guy and Their conversation I thought was was pretty fascinating Billy Corgan. It's kind of a douche to tour with He doesn't let like the roadies get pussy and doesn't want the band getting high every night

and I'm like, I'm trying for weezer then. I would imagine it's the same thing. All right, we got another cringe of the week. This one comes in from Tyler Barton. Tyler Barton says, I'm a fan of the Steel-Tone Morning Show, but this was an interesting thing that happened. My buddy Aaron Imholt, he looks over at the number of people watching him and just gets bummed out. Yeah, this is a bummer.

That had some kids who pulled some shit. As kids are want to do, kids are known to, you know, fuck around a little bit from time to time. Oh fuck. I just took a look at the numbers say we're doing shit. God damn, I'm gonna retire, I think. I think I'm just kidding. I'm in a rough mood today because of the slightly hungover from Sunday and I just looked and were at 450 and fucking,

I hate being stagnant. I hate the fact that the show's just kind of has its audience now and is settled in. I wanna see it bump up, but it's not. I'm just, I gotta get that off my chest that I'm a little bummed out about it, but we'll move on, hopefully knock out the goal today and then I'll take an app and feel better.

Oh, 450. I shouldn't have looked. I was telling myself when I looked, I'm like, don't look, don't look, don't look. I'm like 450 and I'm like, fuck. It's not over five and there's nothing I can do. There's no good show or bad show I can do. It's just very mediocre middle of the road, fucking barely existing numbers.

I don't know. We could, we could try drinking and start calling out random people and making and making judgments. I know. It just makes me sick that that kind of shit, like fucking works. And like you bust your balls, put on a way better show than all these other people. And it's just Tuesdays, too. Like it's always Tuesdays. Like the last few weeks Monday will be a great start. Tuesday will be in the shitter. And then the rest of the week is good. I don't know what the fuck is going on with Tuesdays. She's burger pie says you're such a pus sometimes. I just that was not me. By the way, the best thing is to dwell on it, I think. Live.

I was 450 and I was celebrating it. Now I know that it was just a big waste of my time. No, but you're not a pusher. You're 450 or cool. I just, you know, I wish there was. I have to say, it is not natural to see the number of people who are watching you at any given time. And I could only imagine, because he's a radio guy.

So when you're on the radio, you just assume everyone's listening to you. You got a huge audience at all times. It's easy to assume. Right. Yeah. Imagine if you're a radio host, and you could see the actual number of people watching, I think something like this would happen a lot.

Yeah. I think this would happen all the time. It's just like, Jesus Christ, we got 12 people too. And then I don't want to fight. Why don't we get here? Why am I here at 6 a.m.? There's no one listening.

Imagine being in a mediocre rock band and you're playing a song and you look down, when you look out in the crowd and you started, and the room was full, and then you finish the song and you look up, and the room is half empty. How do you think that feels? I don't know, it hasn't happened to me, but it's...

Yes! It sounds like you understand. I was at the last isotopes gig, guys. Oh, stop it! Stop it. All right, I'll never play a bass alone. It wasn't fun. We started.

Yeah. You liar. All right, one more cringe of the week. I guess Shuley got drunk on his show. Got all the friends of the show are getting cleared of this week. I guess Shuley got drunk on his show. And some weird things came out.

I think all the Shule network successes going to his hat or something because he's saying some pretty crazy crap out here. Like the Holocaust did happen? Not that great. His mother fucker, Brennan wouldn't be making a penny if it wasn't from Bob running over there and telling him about Uncle Rico. Right. Fat. Tell me I'm wrong, Bob. Tell me I'm wrong. Well, it Yeah, so keep talking shit Brennan cock sucker fucking

The Kevin Brennan chant again go for it. You want Kevin Brennan? Come on, Bob. He's gonna sit there cheer on the show, but he used the soundtrack from the fucking show. That fuck outta here, full new piece of shit. If you're gonna fucking hate me, hate me. Otherwise, shut you fucking mouth. How about that? Well, no, I mean, he's gonna be hell loyal, Bob. And Johnson doesn't like yourself.

Brian, who? Brian, who? Someone fight me. Here's what I know. Here's what I know about Brian Johnson. You ready for this? We're going to fucking throw it all out there on the table. Here's what I know about Brian Johnson. Is the minute this guy opened his mouth. This guy sends me a fucking video of his buddy Kevin Smith talking about Brian Johnson fucking some 14 year old when he was 20 about that. Wow. Oh, that's on YouTube. That's on YouTube

Sorry, I'm not funny enough for you Brian. I'm sorry that you feel I've ripped off Who are these podcast, but guess what I don't do fuck 14 year olds Wow, surely let it fly get loose. Yeah drinking shows are not for this guy Probably not a good move keep the mic's hard away away from that guy. I mean at least Chad just passes out He doesn't like the couch on fire Speaking of Chad, I got a quick update on I mean, we're not gonna do a chat in segment. Or are we? It's time to mock.

Zoom mock. No, we're not doing a chat segment, but I do want to just give a quick update. I did an interview with ski mask, pre-recorded that for the show that's gonna come out this weekend. I was gonna include it in today's show and then Patty Seacup went off and I went, all right, we gotta cover that first. So we're gonna do a lot more on Patrick out this weekend. I was gonna include it in today's show and then Patty Seacup went off and I went, all right, we gotta cover that first.

So we're gonna do a lot more on Patrick Michael this week. The next episode of the Microsoft WTP, I put up on YouTube today, the audio's not great, the audio on the podcast is gonna be much better. I have a better version of it for the podcast version. But just getting some updates on Chad Zuma and dude, the guy, put post something on Sunday morning Saying that he fell off his bike and he's in the hospital

So he put out a post on patreon tell everyone he's in the hospital and he's not gonna do a show And it's weird because it starts with I'm hurt so I can't do a show at one o'clock But also Kevin struck my channel, but also I have a six day ban from Twitter It's like all over the place and he's he's mad at Patrick Melton Because Mel they're doing Mondays with Melton on music as a company now. That's the nobody likes onions guy Okay, that's just a fuck with Chad of course, but it's funny. Anyway First Chad comes out and he says oh, I got hit. I'm her on my bicycle then the next day He gets on and puts this post out where he's like, it's all out war.

Remember, we just played last week. He goes on, he goes on, he goes on with his tail between his legs and goes, hey guys, can you please help me out and get rid of these strikes on my channel. Now, I always go and fuck Kevin Brennan. Let's get his white fired. I want to get his white fired. Give me some dirt on her.

Let me know how we can do this. He's always trying like, really the troops to do like, really as awful bidding for him. And then he actually doesn't do anything. It's like, well, that's the same thing as doing something, telling people to report people, telling people to get people fired. And the interview I do with Schemesk was eye opening to me because it turns out that this is nothing new for Chad Zumaak. He was trying to get Schemesk girlfriend fired for just being Schemesk girlfriend. He also got Schem ski mask taken off this app

that he was using to get business because he got his people to report him and then ski mask couldn't be on the app anymore, this handyman app that was helping him book gigs and stuff. Like, Chad fucks the people in real life. And then he's shocked when it comes back to like, what did I ever do to anyone? I didn't start any of this shit.

Right. So anyway, he's a piece of shit. So back to page two of the playbook where he fabricates some medical problem and has for people to help him out. He feels like enough time has passed since the last one. I know. He just got the car accident that kind of went away real quick that he was like, oh, the president of insurance.

His car accident, his friends car accident, all the same. Yeah, it's the same shit over and over again. It just recycles the same stuff. So there's gotta be like a bare minimum amount of money that comes in when he posts that from like suckers. Maybe. I mean, he's obviously like for stealing it. If there wasn't some kind of return.

Yeah, I know what you mean. He's obviously looking for sympathy, but then he turns around and says, I want to get Kevin Brennan's wife fired. And like, okay, we just lost any sympathy you were gonna get. Right, what does she have to do with anything? She should do with anything. Leave her alone.

And how can you get, this is so dumb. Why does he think he can get somebody fired? That's how that works. Like, if we just find out who her employer is, we can get her fired. Yeah. Why, they're not gonna believe some random asshole on the internet with a vendetta to...

Probably with some provable lie, like that didn't happen, you know? Right. made up nonsense that they can easily figure out as a lie. Of course, that's what he always does. Right. So this is the latest of what's going on with them. Kevin Brennan has reported.

Now, he heard this, there's this guy, Chad Prater, who Chad was performing with at a comedy club in Florida, near his house. And so Chad, of course, was the feature act for it. performing with at a comedy club in Florida near his house. And so Chad, of course, was the feature act for it. And apparently on the Saturday night shows, Chad got so drunk that the club didn't let him perform the later show. You know, there's the early show in the late show as an opener.

Right. He was too drunk to do 15 minutes. And so they kicked him out. And what's crazy is that Chad's response to that was, that's not true. The Chad Breithers show is next weekend. It's not, it wasn't this past weekend, it's next weekend coming up.

And he pointed to the Side Splitters website. Well, it turns out the website was wrong. And Kevin Brennan easily looked up Chad Pratars Twitter and saw that he had posted great shows and science courses past weekend. I'll be in Dallas next weekend. So it's like, okay, well, you tried to get out of this by pointing to the website that was wrong, but that was easily proven wrong. He tried bending time.

Right. It makes me angry when I say it. What Kevin said is true. I mean, we don't have, it's here, say at this point, I don't know what happened, but the fact that that's how Chad came back on it makes me think that maybe that did happen. I don't know.

All of it is so bizarre. And I wish there was an independent witness who could tell us whether Chad was on the late show or not at Side Splitters. Intent. Yes. And so my boy, John Mar Marlow who watches all this stuff and again keeps tabs on it. He's positive there was no bike accident. There was no hospitalization.

Again Chad claims he's in the hospital. All he has to do is take a photo selfie. I mean he's got his phone obviously. Take a photo of yourself in the hospital or take a picture of your bracelet or whatever you have to do. Right. Use a green screen. Yeah because no one believes you. And you've been caught this way already. Everybody is just gonna go and check the admissions screen. Yeah, because no one believes you've been caught this way already everybody is just gonna go right check the Advisions records. Yeah, and see that you were never admitted correct and when I tweeted What all I did was I tweeted I said get well soon Chad when I tweeted the post where he said he was in the hospital Not a single person on my Twitter believe that he was actually in the hospital Some people are saying he's the boy who cried wolf. I don't know.

It's crazy. This guy, John Marlow, he's got a theory, and I'm telling you guys, this is a theory. This is probably not true. This is what his theory is, and he goes, here's a crazy thought. I've driven from Tampa to Wesley Chapel, that's where the club is.

And that's a half hour drive if there's no traffic. If he was that drunk, how did he get back to Tampa? If he tried driving home, did he get arrested for DUI? I'm just spitballing here, but that scenario makes far more sense than the bike slash hospital I also changed roller coaster of emotions tracks of the timeline. He's understandably regretful, resigned and sad immediately after getting back from jail and hitting rock bottom when he wrote the message from the hospital. Then he sleeps it off and Mr. Rucks has now seething self hatred and anger towards Kevin and everyone else.

Holy shit. I know. I can fill up Marlo. Maybe he's out of something there. I don't know. So a lot of theories, you know, just like the black eye, we'll never know the truth. Right. Unfortunately, by the poor black guy. You know just like the black eye will never know the truth right unfortunately I

But the black eye oh I Anyway guys we have to address what is going on with my boy Paddy puke water Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me

Because that's absurd I tease we had a special guest on the show today making his W ATP Day view is little McKinney. I get that right McAnnie No, not not even close not even close I'm the number of syllables Didn't even attempt to ask me before the show as like I bet I'm just gonna nail it first time McAnnie Leah McAnnie I performed a bunch of Dublin

They didn't know that had a pronounciate either. So don't worry about it. Are you saying I'm retarded like Irish people? I'm saying you're drunk like Irish people. Oh, okay. You're a big tired. That could be true. All right.

So Liam, you follow all of us. You're a big fan of Patty. I'm a huge water. I'm a fan of all of it. Can I tell you something before we start? Please. This is something I would only tell on this show. Patty, I'm a huge water. I'm a fan of all of it. Can I tell you something before we start putting this something I would only tell on this show when Stuttering John's condo went back on the market. I live in the valley. I live like a 20-minute drive away. So I was like,

fuck it, maybe I should just go and tour Stuttering John's condo before he sells it. And this is how far I got. I had a long conversation with the with the real estate broker who was selling it. Yeah. And I was like, look, my girlfriend works in production. She's in Japan right now. She really wants to see the place. Is there right if I videotape the tour? And the guy was like, all right. Absolutely.

I was like, I got to come up with questions. Like, is there a road to the station? Like, things like that. And then the morning of, I had to look myself in the mirror and say, am I that guy? Am I really about to go through and like invade a sad drunk's privacy? I didn't do it. I'm sorry. No, you did the right thing. I'm serving a report. You don't have to get involved in someone's actual wife. I think I brought this up on the show, but when I was out in LA last of Timber, I was very close to the pickwick pub. And I could easily manage trip down there.

And it's just like, what am I gonna do? You put up my phone and videotape, a guy who's drunk at three in the afternoon and didn't come from the dentist, it was actually drunk. You could have at least, you could have found a stinkline and brought it home with you.

It was a stinkbidding. I just want it, just one. Where were you when I was in LA, dammit? But no, I think you did the right thing, but I also like the way you were thinking there I would have I would have just bought him beers anonymously. Oh, yeah, that's what I do You just you just read the newspaper at the end of the bar. Yeah Yeah, when it's you and four other day drunk said a bar. He's gonna know where the

But yes, I've been following Patipuk water for quite some time now. And let me say this too, and I don't know how much you want to talk about this, Liam, and hopefully we'll have you back again to delve more into other things outside of Patrick Michael. But you know, you've been messaging me for a while and giving me some information

and helping me out a lot, and I appreciate that. And then one day in your email, you're out, I've known Ray DeVito for decades. And what are you talking about? That known Ray DeVito for decades. And what are you talking about? That was Ray DeVito for decades. I wasn't heard of him until three months ago. And so it turns out you've been a touring comedian for a very long time.

I am also an obscure comedian who started in New York City. I've known Ray since he moved to New York, I think like 20 years ago. No shit. So absolutely, I love Ray, which means I'm about to say something shitty about him. Yeah, let her up. The idea that like he would get screwed out of a hotel room at a gig and then come running to you and Reverend Bob instead of the guy he's supposed to talk to, absolutely

tracks. It was absolutely not a surprise when that happened. Also, the whole reveal with his pink comforters. Yeah. And the idea that with his pink comforter. Yeah. And the idea that he could just come out and be like, yeah, I guess it's pink. I don't know.

I bring it with me in case I need it. You guys thought I was going to sleep in your air being. It was red. There was bleach. Come on. Yeah, right. She could have made up something. Bart put a red hat in my head.

Yeah, I want to invite a dude to sleep with me like whatever. Doesn't matter. I'm over the reason. Good point. I want to invite a dude to sleep with me like whatever Good point. He's his most romantic All right, so let's talk about this Patrick Michael was begging for our attention and we did a segment last week And we pulled the clips where he's talking. He's not calling me Roy anymore. He's calling me Carl He's talking about Dick master sin. He's trying to get our attention. So, lo and behold, he got our attention and we did a whole episode featuring free water.

Usually it's just a segment. This was the main segment of the show for him, just for him. And then he freaked out. Yeah, he lost his mind. And I was getting notes from people who are fans of his going, Carl, what did you do?

You broke the guy. He's gonna quit podcasting, and I feel bad, that wasn't my intention, obviously. But it turns out it wasn't us, because he's never listened to my show, he doesn't know my voice sounds like. He's so sick of it with that. He doesn't know what you look like, he's heard though.

Well, he saw me on the Chipperson show, but he changed it immediately. I think it's one of the channels. He changed the channel immediately, I think it's one of the channels. He put out Sanford and son. He's like, who You changed the channel. You changed the channel. I think it's a... He put out Sanford and son. He's like, who's the son of the channel?

Carl Hamburger. Alright, so he's going to explain what his and my relationship is. Now what I'm playing clips from, there's a few things that we're going to do here. And I don't want this to drag off forever, so I'm going to do my best. He did a show for free water after dark on his Patreon. And that's where he really let it all out. He let his guard down in a, yeah, in a sad way. In a, in a semi-sad way.

I mean, in this moment, but he let it all out and he decided that he's going to just steal our show format. He talks about it on that show. He's like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna listen to the golden hour and just critique it. And so that's actually up for anyone to listen to on the free water feed and I asked you guys to check that out because I didn't get a chance to. So we're gonna play some clips from both of

these things but starting off with the patreon only episode it's a 54 minutes about me and start with us. I'm not even sure where this is going to get released. I'm not sure who's going to hear this. I know it's going to make its rounds at some point because, you know, Carl's got to get his fix. He's got to get his fix. Now, I don't know what the relationship he thinks he has with me is, but it's not it's not

existent. There is not one. I mean, the closest we've ever came to speaking was in the fucking MLC live chat on YouTube. It's true. Outside of that, we've never shared a word. I've never heard his voice. I mean, he looks like a twinkie fucking substitute teacher. you know, of course, the one that you would destroy.

The principal. I can't handle these kids. Yeah. Going back to high school again immediately. So I just want to say, I'm glad he's never heard my voice because I was certain to feel bad that I was the reason why he was giving up on podcasting or whatever he's going to do. And I was like, I didn't want that to happen, but he's swears he never listen to the show. He's still saying that, so that's that's good thing to hear. But I have to say that saying you've never heard my voice is not a good burn if you're going to talk about how much I suck. I've mentioned this a multiple times, but that's not the right angle for that.

He always takes that tact where he'll just assume something as an insult. Right. Not true at all. Hey, I'd be like, well, that doesn't make any sense. Right. He just made it up. Right, you're gonna spend the next 55 minutes talking about me. You might want to admit that you've heard my voice.

Yeah. And you've heard some of the things I have to say, my son, my critics. Otherwise, you might sound a little crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty rich that he's saying he's never listened to your show and he's He heard some of the things I have to say myself like her dicks otherwise he might sound a little crazy Yeah, I mean it's pretty rich that he's saying he's never listened to your show and he's gonna steal your show format Right like you kind of have wonder the other yeah, there's a lot of times where I'm like well This both of these things can't be true at the same time and I don't think he appreciates What we do for these fucking motherfuckers alike to come to my shit and tell me that they they came because of your show Hey, I'm here because of who are these podcasts good for you?

What the fuck does that mean dude? Your internet dad told you to go check out something awesome good for him that doesn't mean more friends That doesn't mean I know you and that certainly doesn't mean that you fucking know me Don't get it twisted brand-in Lee Fucking bitch boy. This is one guy branded Lee that he's very upset with. Not Bruce Lee's son, just to make it clear. Right, because he spells his last name, L-E-I-G-H, and he goes, that's the way girls spell it, like what's his last name, don't be it? I can't get it showing. He's done this before where he picks on people's name.

Yeah, that's good stuff. I gotta go make a great job, awesome handle. Bruce Lee spelled that way. Oh, that's a good idea. Brandon Stanislaus is a professor. So he started the show off a little bit angry, which is a bummer because if there was a show bigger than my show that talked about me all the time,

let me fucking rad. I'd be pretty cool about that. And he doesn't seem to appreciate it at all. Yeah. Which is a bummer. We do so much for him. Like if Mark Marin opened every episode by just kind of like, oh, I gotta talk about Carl before I get into this.

It'd be the greatest thing that ever happened to you. Why I said a show bigger than ours? Oh. Let's see what I did there. So I'm gonna fast forward to the end and explain what it is that set him off because something set him off. I mean, he really lost his mind.

Oh, that's the other thing too. I didn't get a chance to pull any of this but he's been live streaming the last couple of days which is something he's never done before to my knowledge. And he's going on his great job awesome YouTube channel and he lives him for over six hours one day, an hour and a half, another day, last night, I saw that he was live streaming,

or people were messaging me and telling me that. So I went ahead and tweeted at Dick Masterson, so Dick and I are in his chat, chatting with him. It was surreal, that we were both like interacting with Patrick, Mike, responding to you. Oh yeah, 100%. There was a talk in your name. Well yeah, it's one of these podcasts in Dick Masterson

were the two people like you two, two of those who were interacting with them. And it was 100% dick because I was texting with them, you know, at the same time that we're doing this. And it was just so funny to watch him, like he didn't know what to do with it. He was kind of excited, but he also wasn't sure what to do.

I thought maybe he would just like, ax out, but he didn't, he stuck around. The problem is that he's got like DSL or maybe dial up and he's trying to, so he's not showing himself. He's not showing his face. He's showing like his monitor and his monitor is streaming like YouTube videos and the monitor keeps freezing up because he doesn't have good bandwidth and then that's fucking up his upload stream too. So everything keeps pausing and freezing and it's like very jerky and annoying. And I wish he would have the same thing everyone

who's in his defense. MLC was doing that. I was listening to it on the way here and it kept freezing and jumping back like two minutes. That was probably on you, because I was watching that. I was just like driving in my car. Yeah, that's probably where I was in the neighborhood.

But no, this was all on top. All right, well, I mean, this is not a paysaid, because everyone was bitching about it in the car. Yeah, it's probably where I was in the neighborhood. But no, this was all on. All right. Well, I mean, there's no pay. Because everyone was bitching about it. And the okay, sorry, Patrick, like I tried, I tried to give you it out. I watched that for a couple of hours. And he got really like, he got really angry.

Because he was like doing the thing he does where he's bitching that famous busy comedians won't do his party on whatever show that is. Yeah, yeah, do you party show? Yeah. Like people who are too busy to do podcasts won't do his party on whatever show that is. Yeah, yeah, do you party show? Yeah. Like people who are too busy to do podcasts won't do his podcast. So I just like, oh, yeah, I'll do it. I can't, like, I don't know what the fuck.

And then he was like, who are you Liam? Where do you come from? How did you hear about me? I know you follow all my social media. I know you're stalking me. And then he said a couple of things that indicated that he had seen that I follow him on Twitter and Had Googled me and I was like I think I terrifying the shit out of this guy because I follow him like he doesn't like fans

Well, okay, so in this episode we're gonna get to some clips here He talks out of both sides of his mouth because if you do follow my social media you better fucking interact with his posts Or else he will wipe you out if you do follow my social media you better fucking interact with his posts. Or else he will wipe you out. If you don't interact he will get rid of you which is weird because he also says don't message me. This is a one way communication channel. I want nothing to do with you. So it's very confusing.

I'm not sure he understands what he wants, but let me fast forward to why he got really upset with me. Of course I clicked on the dude. Oh, and see what happened was he got a new subscriber on his patreon It doesn't happen very often. So he was very excited and I don't know if this is Brandon Lear now. I'm not sure who it is my thing But he clicks on the new subscriber of course I clicked on the dude see who he is and Low and behold

Who else is he subscribed to but fucking W-A-T-P you know this might be me Like this dude's gonna take credit for me at my fucking funeral, you know what I mean? Look what I found look what I built I Don't even want to go back through and edit this fucking thing because I I don't even know what I'm gonna do. I was gonna be part of something that I don't know any.

Not this week. Things that I feel like I shouldn't say. All right, so he clicked over and he saw that we're doing very well because he hasn't looked at my Patreon in a very long time. Yeah, right. And he just assumes that everyone's Patreon

is stagnant like his is. And he just assumes that everyone's Patreon is stagnant like his is. Those are the people that seem to actually truly give a fuck. All 17 of you. It wouldn't be hard to name them in every single episode or fucking, you know, YouTube video because there's 17 of you. And then you look at a guy who's been talking about me for all these fucking years and he's got 2000 He's living off of his podcast money It makes me fucking sick dude. All right. It's actually over 2,400. He keeps saying 2,000 So this is what really set him up. It's not that he heard me talking about him It's not that we did an episode called free water

It's the fact that he clicked over because he saw someone who sent him for his Patreon was also back to the mind. So we clicked the link and saw that we had 2400 subs and went, what the fuck? He's super jelly. Right. Right. Is what the actual issue is here. And this is what really set him off.

So for the people who was saying that I broke Patty and, you know, I did something to upset him, I had nothing to do with that. Yeah, whatever. He's just gonna start another show called Jelly School. I should have said it off to Jelly School. He threatened the end of the show

and then immediately released a new episode. So I don't, I don't think you have to worry too much. But if this one doesn't perform, then it's over with is what he's trying to say. Well, I see people join his Patreon. What bums me out is that I have a lot of clips of Patty talking about how much he doesn't care and how much none of this matters to him. And then I heard this episode. I'm like, I think this guy might care a little bit. I think he cares a lot actually. All right. I have a lot of clips, but I want to pass it off. What did you guys pick up on?

I'll start with you Andy. Sure. What did you find? What did you listen to? This is the free episode. Oh my God, what's going on with it? Hello, everybody. Back to truck driving.

I'm doing my toki impression. Brick one, nine. Back up. I'm a brick one, I'm a cuckoo. I'm a cuckoo. I'm a cuckoo. Anyway, the free episode is basically the WATP style doing Golden Hour, which is a show that we've already done. So he's really just saying, if this is what you guys like, this is what I'll give you.

And I didn't really pull a lot of clips from Golden Hour. We all know it sucks, you know. Well, Golden Hour is Kristalia, Eric Griffin, and Brennan's job. Correct. And it's terrible. It's terrible. Right. And it's terrible when he's listening to it, too.

They go on and on about American Idol also. I didn't realize. They must have just had their season finale. This is. A lot of people are talking about it. I wouldn't know. But they were talking about it a lot. And in this first clip,

Patty starts noticing that Brendan Shobb has a custom made Denver Nuggets add on. Okay. And he can't for the, it's the easiest setup to a joke. And he's just like has nothing. You can't figure it out. Yeah.

Oh my God. So guess what else I just found? Brendan Shabb is wearing a custom Denver Nuggets hat. And what does it say? What's the customization he did to it? He got thick boy on the side. I hate him. I hate him so much. You got nothing. It's a shirt that Joe tears.

And he's got nothing. This is brand. Yeah. So, I hate him. Pretty good stuff. Pretty good stuff. Liam, what did you pick up on? Did you listen to this episode?

Oh my god. I listened to it one and a half times. The second time, even putting it on twice speed, it just couldn't make it through, it was really bad. I actually brought two clips that sum up the episode for me. One is sums up Patty's episode and one sums up the Golden Hour episode that he was listening to because the only way to make Patrick Michael worse is to insert an even worse podcast. It's like a turduckin' of shit.

It's just shit. It's just shit, that's the thing to shit. It's white chocolate with a black jelly bead inside. Ah! It's all socks. Turd duckin'. But if you go to Clip Zero, that's the one that sums up this free water episode for me. We're jammed on it.

Look at that. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. You know what I mean? No, you're working on liking it? No, I'm saying there's no way said it's fine. Just kidding. Look, it also here, here's my thing with Lizzo. I feel like I've only ever seen her four times, maybe, in total.

The dude does not give a shit about the show he's watching. He just wants to talk about American Idol. And he wants to talk about the club culture. I thought that we started with Star Wars. So he's not understanding what the, maybe she listened to my show then. Because the whole point is you react to what you just heard. Yeah.

That's the whole point that there's not like non-sequitors. Oh, that would be interesting. If someone just listened to a podcast, I think just like a totally random thought. Every time they pop it, it should be I'm warning radio. Yes. He can just rip out everything for it. Yes. Spill the tea about lunchbox.

Yes. Seeing Lizzo four times is like a normal person seeker seven times. Right. You see her dog ears. It takes that long to see her. I saw Lizzo once it hurt my neck. I was like, you could hear in that though, I just a piggyback off of that.

You could hear the kid noises in there. I got a couple greatest hits of patty kids like chiming in in the background. Okay. Cl clip two. I'm gonna go on record and saying I think this is all put it in post These kid noises. Yeah, I do I don't think so. Yeah So isn't it crazy that nobody even knows about that? No, that wasn't even like a big story. That is his kids So you think that's a music bed with kids talking in the... Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe that is his kids talking in the background.

It's gotta be because that second one, it sounds like the kid is mocking him. It sounds like they're going, I've got a podcast. I swear to God. Maybe they're doing a more successful podcast in the other room. They're comparing download numbers.

You know, they're just like, fuck me. Are you kidding me? Yeah. They're doing a free water wrap-up show in the next few minutes. I can't compare it to the number of down low numbers. You know, everyone just like fuck me. Are you kidding me? They're doing a free water wrap up show in the next video. All right, so you wanted to hit the summary of golden hour, right? Yeah, this sums up zero be sums up the entire golden hour episode.

Gangtan da ga ga ga. Whoa. Mukha leke. Eke eke eke. Okay, you know what? Chris? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I don't get it. I guess he's like the 15 year old girl whisperer or something. For some reason, whatever frequency

is coming out of his mouth, 13 year olds are like, whoa, this is amazing. And they get all wet and stuff. But for me, I'm like, this is not funny. I don't get it. I don't understand what he's doing here. He's just making noises and faces. Yeah.

But my buddy, Drew Lane loves to point this out. And I do it for, like, he'll fucking, he'll call me on the phone to tell me this. Carl just look at their numbers. They were at this number of downloads just three months ago. And now they're at this number. And he's, he's a big numbers guy. He loves looking at this. I think good or bad going up. They're going way down. Oh really? Yeah. That makes sense. When it was at its peak, it's doing similar thousand views on YouTube. You know, back when they had a Theo Vaughan on the show. And now it's like these three ass hassies, like there's 40,000 views. I got, well why are they still doing this?

It's a bearer's egg. And it's very funny to hear people. It's very obvious why the views are downed. It's terrible. I don't know why it was up, but yeah, it's a terrible shot. I feel like Theo Vaughan, I think, is part of it. I think in my clip for this was the only thing Patrick Michael said in this whole episode that I agreed with. Does anybody else watch this and think that there's a good chance that Chris Dilly is just fucking dirty all the time? Like, I knew a lot of guys that had his same body type and hairstyle that they would just put on clothes every day. They didn't shower. They would just put clothes on over whatever they were.

From the night before, the days before before and just be like that's it 15-year-old girl verify what Kristalia smells like yeah Yeah, I mean most of them got us in a court I have cross paths with Kristalia at the comedy store a few times. And he's a nice smelling man. I will give him, I heard that I almost clipped it. And I was just like, you know what, I gotta give this to Kristaliyah. He actually bathes and wears clean clothes every day.

Well, and he smells like virgin pussy. I mean, guys, there's worse things out there. Just a dab behind the ear. Yeah. Oh God, he's a dabber. Oh, that's not good. All right, we're all so you want to go with your clips. Flip one. I think Patrick Michael misses the point of why Kristalia can't show his face

much anymore. But it does come to this. It's like the audacity of Kristalia to still be even willing to put out content after that weird last episode where he couldn't stop looking at his phone. And this episode opens up with him looking directly at his phone. Which to me just means that he knows the FBI. Like his crystal. Yeah was getting news on the last episode that he was about to be exposed for fucking with underage curls. The Rolling Stone article came out and all of his buddies were messaging him like, oh shit, did you see this? They get his phone is blowing up and he's like, what yeah yeah right so so it's not it's not because it's like he had a weird thing where he was looking at his phone while he was on camera yeah no he was he was going

through something that's going to ruin his life it was what was on the phone yeah right right uh do you ever hit the rest of that clip or it was at the just I mean only only if you want me to hit the rest of that clip or is that the just only only if you want to hear Patrick Condor what could be going through Chris's mind? Which to me just means that he knows the FBI is investigating they're involved But sure pretend to be funny and make you know make content be and be content When we all know that you're shaking in your boots. There's no way crystal is not The most uncomfortable right now. Yeah, there is a rumor out there. The FBI is investigating Crystalia, which would be pretty hilarious. Yeah, you might put a damper on your being funny on live.

He's not funny now! He's got a pill climb here. This is not going to go well for him. When does the funny stuff start? Yeah, what is the funny going to start? Maybe he'll lean into this bit. Oh my god. It's, what was I listening to the other day?

But, Chris Celia does this thing where he tells you something that he likes but he doesn't tell you why he likes it. Right. But he tells you that he likes it over and over again. And I mean, this was the very first time I ever covered a show where he was like, family guy did, did family guy, family guy did, did, so funny, did Family Guy. Oh you're talking about Family Guy. Kelly, what? What about Family Guy? What, what, what, I'm laughing at the same ball. Oh God, yeah. He's so fucking bad. What is this Family Guy? Let me go back to this

panty meltdown episode. The thing that's confusing him is that he knows he's famous. He knows a lot of people know who he is, but he's not capitalizing on it. This is Sunnary Jawa through this too. We watch this happen. He's just like, everyone's making money off me with me. What the fuck is going on here? How funny that I have such clout, I have such a name within this realm and yet I don't get the same respect. It's all fucking fraud bullshit It's this weird fake Gratuity like you guys like oh fuck yeah, dude good shit

But then you'll fucking say a name that I haven't used in fucking three years Disrespectful And it's another sign that shows me that you're just a Roy boy. You're just here because he brought you over Ooh Roy boy The backslap It's a new tier for the page and I know it's a Roy boy But the reality is some better than him without trying if I put in the fucking goofy ass effort that this fucking dummy does to fucking review somebody's podcast

I'd be better. So welcome to today's episode folks where I am literally gonna sit here and we're gonna watch an entire episode of the goldmower because again unlike Carl I tend to punch up. There's a lot here that is annoying because he's never listened to me but he's way better than me but he could be way better than me if he tried to do what I do. And he sits here and says that I don't punch up, which of course I do, but beside the point, what an ungrateful douchebag. Yeah. You're welcome. I was able to punch down at you, Paddy, and make it me for you. So he starts that up by saying, like, I'm very famous in this kind of club. Yeah, I get all this clout because of Carl. And

then he's like, Carl's an asshole. He's punching down like, no, that was, I get all this clout because of Carl and then he's like a curls an asshole He's punching down like no, that was I did you a favor on this one I think you already did golden hour and how he's doing it. He was reaching down So after that he talks about like fighting me or something And I'm not looking to fight you Paddy I promise you that that's not like my goal is here and You're driving out to Gary. That's true. I don't think he'll be anywhere near there. He hates that place as most people do. Then he starts talking about the Uncle Rico show, which is fun.

I mean, how many people are doing this exact thing? What the Uncle Rico show now is fucking competing? It seems like if you want to fucking get anywhere within this world of podcasting, you have to suck Carl's dick. Couldn't hurt. I'll just say that. To review girls. Hey, wait. Well, I don't want to say that's how I got on the show, but that's how I got on the show. I did. I was out in LA recently. As you know, he then he talks about how he wants Shule to say his name. He says that he's like I if Julie would say my name

I'm like well I can make that happen if you want, okay? I'll do it without I don't give a shit and This is him back to not caring about any of this remember. This is a 55 minute episode About not caring about this. I don't give a fuck about your existence. I don't give a fuck that you've clipped my show none of this shit matters to me I don't give a fuck about your existence, I don't give a fuck that you've clipped my show, none of this shit matters to me. It can go away just as easily as it can, baby. I don't give a fuck. And the fact that you guys can't even respect that I still put the shit out for you in the

first place, and Carl's got 2,000 Patreon members, suck my dick, all of you, for real. For real. Don't fucking come at me with that fraud shit where you're like yeah, dude You those very funny episode great roast joke bullshit There's over 500 people on my fucking YouTube channel and I have 17 on patreon So he's following into that same trap like Chris Chandon where you're internet famous But you have nothing to show for it. Right. That's a tough thing.

I mean, I wouldn't be happy with that. Either like Southern John eventually just went away. Cause he's like, this sucks. I'm internet famous. I'm gonna get a job. Yeah. Right. But before starting,

get a fucking job, like be a respectable part of society. Oh my god, I wanna see that show where Stuttering John and Patrick Michael are substitute teachers at the same school. I Pay for that But it is a weird conundrum forum and he's having a hard time parsing it that he's internet famous and He only has 17 people by the way his pictures of the 22 I tried it today Yeah, and I'll say it again go support my buddy Patrick Michael

Patreon.com slash pod culture. Mm-hmm. It's three boxes the lowest here He keeps begging for three bucks. He pod culture. It's three bucks is the lowest tier he keeps begging for three bucks. He says, guys, just give me three bucks. It really is all about the money with him. It is all about the money. And I guarantee you, if everybody started giving him three bucks, nothing would change. You'd be like, oh, they really love what I'm doing. And he wouldn't improve the show at all. Of course, I know that's his whole thing is he likes to say, if you start supporting me, that'll do a good show. That's not the way this works. And that's not what will happen. Of course it won't.

That's why he's doing the live streams now. Yeah, because he has to get up to 80 watch hours on YouTube before he can start getting superchats. He's just going for that superchat money now, because I think he sees MLC like raking it in. Yes. I don't think he understands, like, if you give the trolls a chance to superchat you,

they're really gonna tear you down. Like you think this shows bad? Like it's a little fucking... That is a great point. Well, it's interesting you say that because he goes down to talk about how Chad Zumak is making money and these other wolf hows.

And yeah, he's seeing that they're getting super chats and I have the clip I'll find it eventually but I have too many clips. But basically what he's saying is you guys can rag on me all you want as long as you give me money Like if you give him a buck 99 you can call him an asshole all day and all night he'll read it and His super chat show is gonna be oh sure it's gonna be it's gonna be amazing But uh, so let me get into this whole thing It's like what's the point of any of this I've tried everything and it doesn't work. It just makes money for Carl. I don't want to do this anymore

And then he decides he's ready to fight everyone Just dim with it fucking ugly fans gotta come fucking out of nowhere and say shit like bra I'll fight all of you. I don't give a fuck. I'm the wrong motherfucker. You already know this by now I'm a goddamn dog So if you really want if you're really about it You want to run that motherfucking mouth then come see me bro. Ain't nobody worried. I'm not worried. I will fuck you up dog period I'll keep testing it Somebody tested for real

I'm gonna fucking talk that good shit. I'm a grown man shit. I got fucking dick. I got hair on my balls come Fuck and see about it then I'd rather not well I wanted to know that some of our fans are over 14 years old Yeah, so I don't know if you want to pick a fight with those people There's a great story. He told on free water after dark in April Yeah, it's just the upshot was he got in a fight with someone at a dollar general. Oh, I remember that Yeah, it was just the upshot was he got in a fight with someone at a dollar general. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, it was a faddle lady Oh, then she started to get out of her car and he was like and that's when I said nope not today

And I got in my car and I drove off and I was like, yeah, that's Patrick Michael stepping to like you ran away from a faddle lady I'm sorry to think he's I'll talk this guy So then he realizes that all the people who support him He talks about it gets between 150 and 200 downloads for each episode. And he's finally come to the realization that all of these people are listening to him because they came from WATP. And that was another thing that I posted on YouTube just to see where most of the people

that are following the channel come from. And it's obvious they're all still just people that are that were or are still fans of Carl there's maybe three or four legit people on there that are like man I found you randomly and there's this fucking crooked tooth New York stalker that's been following you for all these years literally Literally stalking. Paying attention to every fucking thing I'm doing. I can't do anything creative and put it on the internet without one of these fucking weirdos coming from his show to tell me how much I suck. Well, the other way could be of zero internet presence.

Right, you know, I'm not sure. That's your demographic. Yeah, I'm not sure what he's complaining about here. He's like, there's a way for you to know me, not from Carl. Well, then I'm doing a lot for you that I If all the other people know you and by the way after that he goes out and to call out our listeners and what should As our listeners are the people who know who you are patty and actually like you are Anthony Kumya E. Rock Brian Johnson Dick Masterson Kai Orson Doug from who's right Tony Mac the movies. All right, it doesn't it doesn't stay great forever

But you know you get my point. And the rest, we have McIntyne. Yeah, McIntyne. Yeah. I just said that so that I could get my out of there to put it in and pause to make it sound like I did it right the first time I've got a kid, of course. I'm sorry, are we gonna say?

I just say I'm a fan of Animal Crossing. I'm a fan of Patty Pukewater. I'm a fan of Scary Stories. I'm a fan of Patty Pukewater, I'm a fan of Scary Stories, I'm a fan of Ass. All of it. A hundred percent. I would never would have found Patrick Michael if it wasn't for this show. Right. So, he's mad because his Patreon isn't blowing up, but he has the solution that will get his Patreon to take it to the next level.

Because my subscribers aren't changed, you know what I'm saying? My Patreon numbers haven't blown up does one of Carl's fans have to fucking kill somebody again for my shit to blow up because that's what it seems like All right guys you got your call to action magic mind to that kill someone Liam. Where is your girlfriend right now? To pay it. I told you that. I'll believe that after the cops show up. Let me call down to my basement and see if she's around. Now, Patty does the exact same thing that I do on his YouTube, Trashing Comedians. If you've seen a show, we've talked about it on this show.

He likes to go on there and trash comedians. Like, do you think that talking shit or trashing somebody's stuff that they make is gonna help them? It's gonna benefit them, it's gonna make them better. That's what you do. Because who are you? Yeah, who are you?

That's what I constantly have asked myself, who the fuck is this guy, that it matters so much, what he thinks? You trashed him, Dylan. Yeah. One of the greatest podcasts of all time. What are you talking about? It's trashes, Sam Rill.

It was like the funniest, nicest guy I've ever met. He has no business. I know. And then he's calling me out. He's just like, and Carl's being a jerk. Yeah. This is what your show format is under YouTube channel, idiots.

Because Kumiya knows who Carl is, right? Shuli knows Carl. All these fucking people know Carl. Yet I'm the one that spoke about he's uttered my name more than most of these motherfuckers that talk shit to me and yet Still don't know who you are man that I'm friends with Kumiya and Shuly. That's a weird thing to be mad about I'm about to know a lot about you for not knowing who you are. Yeah, that's a good point He's trying to win the victim here, but he loves shooting on birdcrasher as do I Who does it? We're not so different, Patti and me. I feel like in a different world

A different timeline him and I would have been good buddies getting day drunk at the bar with Stunt or he's job and then he says that if he had a lawyer I'd be in trouble because this is his intellectual property rights You're the one putting it out there, idiots. He doesn't even understand that. He's just like, and I could get this guy in trouble if I had some money. I do a lot of things if I had some money. Wow.

Seems like I've heard this. It's part of my paywall. Yeah, I know. Exactly. I've heard this. I've heard this all before. It doesn't work that way. All right.

That's a lot of stuff coming down the bike. I've been hogging this, Liam. What else did you pick up on? Clip number four. I just labeled this patty clearly wants to be part of the cool comedian circle But either way you are nothing and no matter how cool Brendan job thinks you are you're not cool I Mean I literally want to hear them do plugs in this podcast simply because no matter how I feel about Rogan when I hear in this podcast simply because no matter how I feel about Rogan, when I hear comedians do plugs and not mention the mothership, I can't hope with the laugh

my ass off because that's all the validation you needed. What's this point? So first of all, if Brandon Schaub knows who you are and thinks you're funny, fuck you. Right. That doesn't mean anything. But if you don't perform at the mothership, which I would say 99% of comedians don't do, then you're not even, what are you even doing in comedy? This place has been open for two months. Not every comic is performed there or is the schedule yet. So I think Patty, my theory is Patty thinks he's a stand-up comedian

and also thinks he's better than 99% of comedians. And if he wanted to perform a mother's ship, he would be. So he's part of that crew. Oh, that old crew. He definitely thinks that he definitely thinks that he would be able to perform there because I'll listen to him recently and he's like, I didn't want to be a standup. Like he's too good for it or something. It's like, I just do that to show that I could do it. I don't want to be a standup.

But if Brendan Schobb at her email them and said, can I be a guest on free water, he would fucking set that up so fast. I would do that too. I took a lot of shit about Brendan Schobb and if he wanted to come on the show, that's one of the floor's all yours. Come on.

I'd be like, I got your biggest fan, Blind Mike here too. Well, let's have the conversation. Ticket holder. Do you guys know what Blind Mike's trying to do right now? He's trying to turn the tide, so that when he becomes a Brendan's job fan, he's trying to make it cool to like,

think that he's a funny comic, which is brilliant. It's a funny gag, because they do that to OP, where everyone hated OP, and then like, they turned the tide and they told OP he was great, and he believed it. Yeah. I think we could do that to Brendan Chop too. If we get like enough people on the internet

to be like dude, all these haters or assholes, you're the best. I think we could blow up because Brendan Chop already thinks very highly of himself. Yeah. So you just have a few people telling him like he's awesome. Talk him into that musical comedy. He's always wanted to do.

Yeah. Yeah. I really think we could go somewhere with that. So I don't know. Mike Geary's got some good ideas from time to time. So that's all that. By the way, Kinky loco signed up for Paddy's page around. Thank you, Kinky loco. Let's support this guy. Let's cheer him up. He's having a rough week. I highly recommend it. It's because he also posts notes. Like it's not just audio. He also like posts notes to his listeners ranting about how much he hits Carl. So I think I'll sit you on a note.

You did, it's called The Last Dance. I'll be doing one more episode for Patreon. And then I need to figure some stuff out. These years of content creating haven't done much for my sanity or myself a steam. I pushed through, I adjusted, I fought back. The results remain the same. I am constantly mocked no matter what skillset I have

or don't have. I will never please everyone and I'm done allowing everyone to criticize. I would allow the critics and shit talking like Zumaq if I was making the same money. Bullshit artists like this are what make me want to get away. You guys want me to keep doing this. I need more incentive, which he's sponsored than us.

This is the note, because this is verbatim what he read on the show. Like what he said on the show. Yeah, that is. 9% of you came here from Carl's shit. I'll take your money, but your fake gratitude doesn't put food on my table. Yeah, you're right.

This is exactly what he said on the show. I have a theory. Yeah, and this is pure conjecture. Conjecture. I think if you're a guy who's had kids and then your girlfriend left you, you might be on the hook for child support. I don't know if a judge is like,

at any family court is gonna let you just slide with like, look, let me give, give me a few years to get my podcasting slash beats making empire together. And I'll start paying for diapers. I have a theory. I think he broke up with her. And I think he's I'm that was the joke. Liam, that was a joke. I think he broke up with her. This guy's always on, man.

I was like, joke. I think he broke up with her. This guy's always on, man. I'm dealing with him now. I want to see Liam listening to my podcast where he's at on it. I was like setting up with him. He's like, whoa! I thought there was a delay. Like he heard the punchline before I did.

Yeah. There's a touchdown in the other room. Just the idea of Patrick Michael being like 17 Patreon subscribers. I'm out of here. Yeah, I'm I would I would yeah I think he broke up with her and I think he's on government assistance It's the only thing that makes sense. Yeah, because he doesn't have a job and he keeps talking about he gets $70 a month from patreon And he can't make a living on $70 a month Obviously, so I don't know. That's my theory on this. Poor Carly. Yeah. She deserves better. Yeah. I only have a couple of clips left on this and they are

are all Kevin Brennan related. Oh great. He just like is lumping KB in with the likes of the golden hour and Chad Zumaq. He shouldn't because those things are not related. Right. But clip seven. That's what he's doing. But when you go and you're doing a. He shouldn't, because those things are not related. Right, but clip seven, that's what he's doing. But when you go and you're doing a podcast with two producers, and just a guy, and this is what you get, how can you pay them? How can you afford to pay them is what I'm wondering. Very, very confusing.

I mean, to make fun of Kevin Brennan and Zuma and all those guys for being grifters, you might as well in the same breath mention these motherfuckers. Meaning the golden hour. Right. So he's saying that they're not paying their producers, how could they?

They're not paying enough money to pay. Did he go to business school? Yeah. How does he know any of this? Does he know what they make money to pay? Did he go to business school? Yeah. How does he know any of this? Does he know what they make on advertising? I thought that episode we listen to recently where he goes, you can make up the $10,000 for an ad spot. So yeah, they do ads on that show.

You didn't see the product placement behind them on the shelf. They're making a few bucks over there. It doesn't understand anything. No, he doesn't. But I like his confidence because when I come on here and I like to like, I understand something, I immediately go, but I don't know because when I come on here and I ask like I understand something, I immediately go, but what do I know? I can be like, and there's just like this inherent

thing in me where I'm just like, I'm probably talking about my ass right now. I better fucking, you know, say like, I don't even know. He never does that. He just goes, he's got the grifters, they have no business model, they're idiots, you're like, no, actually they have like three ad reads per 15 minutes, and they're doing it pretty well. Right. And then after that, he's already mentioned that he's only making $70, he's jealous of how much other shows Patreon's are. And then he tries to say and clip eight that,

like the $900 that Kevin Brennan is making per episode is like, chump change and not worth it. What? It's the cheapest way to make the most money. It's grifting 101. And yet there's still a bunch of dorks out there like Kevin Brennan who think that a headset and going live five times a week is gonna get you where these people are. I mean $900 is $900, I guess.

Yeah, I guess. He immediately equates it to headsets. Shut up. Yeah. And that potato, he should upgrade his headsets, too. You smother your kid in the other room for a $900 page on Patrick. So Kevin Brennan is doing six, I don't have to explain this, but he's doing six days a week now. I'm miserable. I'm company.

So 900 bucks a day, six days a week. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not turning my nose up at that. That's a lot of people would be fine with that. But he can afford to pay a bottle of a thousand a week. So he's must be doing all right. Yeah, he's doing he's doing all right.

For sure. So Patti now is, I think he's finally figuring out, he's got some good ideas and what he can do to make his show better and I'm gonna go ahead and say yes to most of these. And he's like, I wish it would benefit me more and I feel like the only way it benefits me is if I do some sort of weird show with fucking Cardiff or I team up with we are assholes or I guest on fucking dick masterson show. It's like all these fucking stupid things that I don't ever want to take part in. Cardiff, you want to do that? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fed him Michael knows you. Cardiff, you excited? He replied to me on Patreon about a week ago.

Oh, you're a patron, I mentioned him maybe a year ago on Patreon. I've since been kicked off his Patreon, but that's too bad. I sent him the traditional come-on-my-show message, and he replied, come on mine. Oh, yes. I'm sure you said, yes, immediately.

I gave him my email, but nothing. But if you're watching now, Patrick, if you go to the community wall on his Patreon, it's just all card if asking him to come on the show. It's just like message after message after message of card if it's like come on my show, please come on my show. Potato, I'm going to eat you.

Maybe card face on disability. He's got a lot of time on his hands. Everywhere I want, he's like the slash. He's like the slash of podcasting me and patty have something to talk about All right, so this is him talking about how much power I wheeled for summerism. It's like how much money am I making Carl? You know How much of my benefiting you? Because people sit there and try to tell me that you've said to go to my Patreon subscribe Bapapapapa and yet

Nothing so what kind of power do you really wield? Now listen, I've never claimed a wheeled a lot of power over here And as a long-time marketing professional, I will tell you the promotion is an important part But the product is the most important element of marketing. So if people don't want to give you money to listen to your show, I can't help you there. There's really nothing I can do to convince people of that. You can't tell them that enough times. I've been saying it for years, and he refuses to hear it. Yeah. So this is him again talking about how he can't monetize his show. He's all upset about it. I know I'm kind of flying off the handle about Carl and I don't have any ill will actually

towards this guy because whatever man be successful. Fine. I'm just annoyed at the fact that I've been working this hard. I've been making a name for myself for this long and I still don't get the same respect as even Chad Zumak. As Kevin Brennan, how do they have not hundreds of Patreon subscribers? And I got below 20. It fucking baffles me, dude. If Carl thinks that I've put in my 10,000 hours or whatever the fuck it is,

then how has my Patreon not grown? How have you guys not thrown me $3 a month for the past three years? Dude, this shit doesn't put food on my table. So to think that I'm gonna put in some sort of actual effort and try to fucking make you guys laugh, try to make it enjoyable, you're out of your fucking mind, dude. Sounds like you're saying he paid his dues. Yeah, it does something It's a bit and he also wants to know why I won't give him three dollars. I don't want to Well, here's the thing. I don't think it's worth it. He can't monetize what he's doing. It's a hobby

It's not a job and it's the first day I tell every podcast you want to make a living podcasting You have the wrong motivation. Don't go into podcasting to make money. Yeah, you know what I mean It's like it's like playing guitar or something like don't go into it hoping to make money. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like playing guitar or something. Like don't go into it hoping to make a lot of money. You won't. You chances are you will not. So if you're having fun with it, that's really what you want to do. That's the goal. Have some fun and then if things, good things happen, good things happen. But this is going into talking about wanting to get super chat money and talking about how he's watching all these, because he's watching these shows. He's going, what the fuck with these super

chances. And it's getting to the point why I'm gonna have to start grifting. I'm gonna have to start just doing live. I'm gonna have to start a whole new YouTube channel and just do live and sit there. Wait for the super chat money to come in. Yeah. Yeah. Because $70 a month isn't worth What I've went through to still be here number one and number two to continue to give you new content To give you new fucking product to give you new projects, right? He's not understanding how this work. It's a meritocracy in America Is that like you just like what I've been doing this so long someone better start fucking paying me right? He's something that internet money guy

That's how this works. And I think you're right about his live streaming. He still has to get to over a thousand subscribers, too, which hopefully you will, in order to get superchets. The thing is, if an Anthony Kumia says, hey, I wanna have you on my show, which is that, expose you to thousands of compound subscribers,

people who pay money to subscribe to audio content. You should probably say yes if you wanna make a living at it. No shit. And I've explained this to him many, many times. And he still doesn't understand how any of that works. And by the way, the live streaming thing, I think is a good move for him.

When I was on there with Dick and he mentioned that he's got a whole book full of jokes, sticks like, dude, tell me one of the jokes. And he did. And it was so bad. I went, I should have written it down because I mean, I should cut out so I couldn't hear exactly how it went, but it was so bad and Dick wrote back. Ah, and he's like, see, I told you I'm funny.

Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm texting with Dick. He's like, this is the worst joke I've ever heard of. But it's okay, guys. I know you guys are feeling bad. It doesn't listen to the show, it doesn't even know what my voice sounds like. Alright, this is where he starts to make me want to cry because he's not getting any

love on his Instagram stories. And this is really bumming him out. Like I can have 30 motherfuckers looking my story on Instagram, but not one person gives it a like, not one person responds, no fucking interactions at all dude. It's like my entire fucking audience is zombies Yeah, well no one owes you anything. That's the problem. He's like I don't know man people 30 people saw my story Nobody liked it. They don't have to maybe it like yeah, I might be unlikable I liked all his stories until he blocked me The problem he doesn't let you love him

I can't find you Instagram like literally I can't dude with ears. Okay. Thank you No, it's impossible to find his stuff everything's a different name It's a screenshot of you calling one of your commenters a shit head. Why should I like that right? I mean that's kind of funny, but so this is him. He's once again, he's cleaning house. This is very cyclical with him. He's once again cleaning house on social media. I privatized most videos on the YouTube channel, on both YouTube channels.

I removed and unfollowed most every person. I removed basically every person that wasn't interacting with the content from all of the Instagram channels, from Do You Party, from Free Water, from that dude with ears. I mean I'm down to fucking 12 followers, okay? And it's by choice because I'm sick of the fucking bullshit you guys are gonna follow me just for what to watch dude Interact or get the fuck out. What where is this coming from now? He was interaction I thought before we just like don't even talk to me right? Yeah, one way yeah

I said one way communication channel. He's I just losing the thread of this very confusing He's been a half hour last night berating me for following him. You can't win with this guy, we just want to love him. As soon as I interacted he was furious. It was the best. So this is not a good side right here. He's jealous of Chad Sumak. Yeah.

So I think you Chad Zuma, you can do a fucking live show. And even though you're watching because he's a fucking dumb ass dork, still giving him super chat money to say you're funny little quip, huh? Come say your quips on my Patreon. Fucking three dollars, dude. Again, he wants people to super chat him and tell him he's an asshole. And that's going to make him happy. But I guarantee it won't.

No. I guarantee. I guarantee it won't no You care what you wish for yeah, cuz if that doesn't have happening that's not gonna be good a lot of Nicholas Gurz and that Super Chad Do you think pricing might be the issue when you see a three dollar beer? It's like I don't want a three dollar beer, but if it was ten bucks a month So you're saying something there he He said, he's a priest. Yes. Okay. Maybe keep offering shitty content. Yes. Yeah. I thought there was some I was doing this because you needed me to. You know, bro, that's like what? That was really sad. The

public demanded it. Yeah, he thought he thought he was doing this for us. Yeah. He's the hero we deserve. Yeah, right. He thought he was doing this for us. Yeah. He's the hero we deserve. Yeah, right. It's so weird. Kind of. Can we start being honest with ourselves

and showing me a little appreciation instead of this fake bullshit, like I'm not really doing this? Like I'm not really out here? The fuck, man, people have said the worst fucking things that they could think of to me. I'll try harder. And I didn't leave them in my basement

for seven months to rot before I go to prison for the rest of my life. I didn't do that. Wait a second. What a show up. But I bet you listen to everything that motherfucker did. No, no. What did he have a little goofy wrestling podcast?

Cause of course he had to. He shaped like a giant triangle made out of jelly All right, what's up Leo Does he think podcast hitman killed his girlfriend because she said something to him Like left to lift the mean comment on his uh youtube or something like that Oh, why do you get that where do you get that problem? If he's saying like people say mean shit to me all the time, and I don't murder them and leave them

in the basement like podcast hitman. I think he's tried to find the moral high ground. Yeah. I think what happened is podcast hitman's girlfriend joined his Patreon and he found out about it. All right. I got a couple more I want to blow through and then we can finish everything else

you guys picked up on. But so he thought he would go on here and Just kind of let it all out and just speak his mind and finally stop saying he doesn't care stop being guarded and just say what's on his mind and I guess I didn't Work for him just saying all this shit out loud isn't helping I thought it was going to. But I clearly got pissed. As I do. I wanna quit, man.

I wanna stop. But I still fucking like it. All right, good. All right, I'm glad I'm going to hear that. And he actually, he thinks he can outlast me, which is a good sign. I don't know. I guess the goal is to just keep going until he quits,

because he's old. Ha ha ha ha. He's gonna outlive you. Wow, that's a plan. I know. I got a few more years at me. He probably will, but I got a few more years. You guys look like Aaron Burr and John Adams where he's just gonna die

It's like Carl outlives me still It is some rivalry that we have going though definitely make a musical about it one day podcast the musical Maybe I have one more clip that I want to play I'm sorry this is is going along but there was just so much going on in this whole world. He's just going about this all the wrong ways. I think Kurt, I think you would agree with me. This is just not the way to do it. Thanks for your $70. He's so tuckered out. I mean, that doesn't even buy a realistic person's shoes, you know. Let alone food. What is

that? A real one year for a, maybe a family of three. I'm gonna think about it in that PC. Does Carl even have a family? It's got me. I've heard people mention he might have a wife, but does he have kids? Like I'm feeding the family folks and you guys look here I can't do it to you guys. That's crazy. You're all the fucking work and all the shit I give you, mother fuckers, even if you are just a fan of his

Support me for the fact that he gets to use my shit Fucking fickle bitches If you want me to give you money, you probably should call the bitches Would be the first thing I would tell you don't insult the people you're trying to also get to sign up for your baitrad Can't wait for fickle bitches anonymous yeah all right what else what else did I miss Liam what else did you pick up on any other clips or anything I got one more for you and it's a two-parter great clip five I think I labeled that a patty reminds me of Eric the midget because Eric the

midget had an American Idol watch show on the Stern channels once. And it just became clear he just wanted to watch American Idol. And he didn't want to like offer commentary. And I think Pat, he doesn't want to watch Golden Hour. He just wants to be part of it and offer commentary on American Idol. That's so funny, because I remember that, because I remember Howard, I never listened to it, but nice. I didn't really listen to it, but I heard Howard play Cliffs from it. Nice. I never listened to it But I heard Howard playing Clutch trumpet. We were just go by he's just watching. It's like Eric

You got to say that I was not a show there are two country stars and then the Hawaiian dude I think the country stars split the votes now if there's one country person they would have won no no not a bad theory Do no that's not what it is man. Hey, but are we talking about American Idol? Like, that felt like Water Cooler Talk back in the... very, very early days. That's why Kelly Clarkson is still remembered. You know, even started to still remember because that was the first couple seasons. That's when the whole world talked about it.

And now these guys are talking about it like it's hot off the press this fucking topics. Nobody gives a fuck dude. Nobody's given a fuck since the first three seasons because not- What was it? Who's the blonde chick? I can't even think of carry on underwood or whatever. She's the only other contestant on any of these seasons to really do anything after American Idol ended. So to sit here and still talk about it in 2023 as if anybody from the show is going to have a career afterwards is fucking ignorant. So that's part one. And didn't Clay Aiken run for mayor or something? Yeah. I think Clay Aiken's done a few things. I mean obviously you didn't know a lot about Clay Aiken. He was a big apprentice. He was on Donald Trump

show. Also, is it what's her name? A huge star who was in Chicago? Oh, yeah, you're right. There was another one, Terry. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, Clay.

There's just a small hand. But then that leads into 5B where he calls Eric Griffin gay for knowing everything about American Idol. So is Eric Griffin gay? I mean, there's a lot of qualities in him that come across very, very feminine, you know. You know, you've been watching American Idol for the last 15 years of your life, dude.

What the fuck? Are you that big of a fan of music and singing that you have to watch a game show about it? I mean, that's pretty gay, dude. It's got a point there. I'm not going to argue with that. But it's like Eric Riffin's gay for knowing all about American Idol, speaking of which Carrie Underwood in the early season.

Right. I guess to Patty's point is like it was cool to like American item when he watched it, but now it's not cool. So cool. So look it. Here's the recap on everything that we've just learned and that we've heard is basically, Patty got really bummed out when he saw that I'm making a living podcasting. And he was just like, what the fuck? And he got very angry about it. And he had a lash out.

And I think he's over it now, because we were chatting back and forth on Tuesday in his livestream. And he's trying to recreate himself when he's doing the livestreaming thing now and he's having some fun with that. And I, he's talking about doing, going back to doing scary story shows.

Yay. I know. He goes, well, if I can't be funny on here, maybe I'll just read scary stories like fuck yeah. Please do. Was he on camera? No, you could see his hand. He like grab stuff, but he was you couldn't see his face at all. Hell got stuck.

What stuff is he grabbing? Toys. What? He was showing his pack man stuff. Is he like unboxing shit? No, he has unboxing shit? No. He has funco pop toys. He has a electric cactus, like a neon cactus.

Oh my God. Was Vinny watching? He'd be jealous, he was. Vinny's doing it. I don't know, I don't know anyone who has more toys than Vinny. Right. I think he's got everyone beat because anywhere you go, Vinny has toys.

Like I go to the studio and it's full of toys, but there's nothing compared to like his house. And it's bedroom, but every room in his house, it's car, it's car. Everybody goes, make no mistake, Vinnie's got a plushy wicket too. He travels around with. I tried to give him my wicket back, he's like,

no, I'm good. Yeah, I think he's already got one, baby. All right, what else do we, anything else you wanna talk about as far as, yeah? I'm happy to see that he's getting over it, and, I'm good. Yeah. I think he's already got a lot, baby. All right. What else do we, anything else you want to talk about? I'm happy to see that he's getting over it. He's doing good now. I got all my clips out. I hope that he sticks with it. I don't want him to be for Sega's.

I know he almost was threatening to take his ball and go home. Yeah. He almost was threatening the Suthering John treatment. Mm-hmm. No, it's going to fuck me. No, it's going to fight me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no If you want to see me in my car listening to this, I do very well. Well, then you would love my Patreon where you can play these all day at Patreon.com slash

card of electric. Sorry, Carter, if you're not Patrick Michael level entertaining, it's a long way to go. I think we've called his shots. Yes. Come on, Hater. What do you losing? He doesn't have $3. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch.

Unalien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? He's the first one to do an app, the Domino's app. I mean, he was a head of everything when it came to Domino. Yeah, when you order now, there's a timer track it. Yeah, if he doesn't get there in that time that they tell you, it's very, yes, I've gotten a couple of free. I hope, let me call Vinnie and see if that's true.

Yeah, I'm going to need a pizza expert. We need some fact check. Well, it was true, but they moved the Domino's closer to his house to avoid his problem. I got a guy who owns a studio in a network, he's excited about getting a free pizza. Well, just wait. Right. Yeah, that's a good point. Everything would have game with them.

Yeah, when you order now, there's a timer. Track it. Yeah, if it doesn't get there in that time that they tell you, it's free. Yes. I've gotten a couple of free. I hope every fucking time that I'm not got time box, but you know, I hope every time come on. Don't fucking hit a fucking train, please.

But even the taste got so sour. Yeah, I'm not sure if I've ever been able to have a drink or something like that. I'm like, what? Pop it down, so. Oh, they're gone. You know what they did? I'll tell you what they did.

They put too much fucking cheese on the motherfucker. That's what happened. Oh. Domino's is good now. I like Domino's. And I like to try to beat him on the delivery. But there's a place over here that you get the water shipped in from New York.

And you know, as a pizza restaurant basically thing That water that goes in that dough is everything. Oh, yeah So there's people over here that I know from New York. It's called mama meas mama mea. Yeah, and it is the best You won't find better pizza than Florida than over there Because they get they get the the Mack truck to come with the water from New York and that's how they make their dough So you know like in New York in New Jersey or Philly, when you get a slice of pizza, there's all that white, like dough shit,

like when you pick it up, your hands white with like powder. Yeah. And that's how you know that they're using water from the east, you know, Pennsylvania, Jersey, New York. There is no comparison from that right over here on the beach. On Lake Worth Beach,

which is right over here, it's called Lake Worth Beach, which is right over here. It's called Mamamia, which is where you're going to look. And they get it all shipped in. What did Tommy say next? Wow. Here are your choices. What was his guest even saying? I don't know what.

Yeah. This was a weird episode. This guy was on there because he ripped off Kellogg's, I believe, for like $7 million or something. This was a weird episode. This guy was on there because he ripped off Kellogg's, I believe, for like $7 million or something. This was a weird episode. Yes, this was a weird episode. I was thinking the same thing. Find you a weird episode of this show.

How lucky for Tommy that the pizza that's the best in the world is right across the street from him. Yeah, yeah. In walking distance. And yet he orders from Domino's. And hope that the car gets in my train. Yeah, well, he heard that Earthlings love winning and pizza. So he wants a free pizza.

Number one, fuck this fougaisy water. Be, they make bagels with it too. Next, and they're not out the ass. with it too. Next. And they're not out the ass. Or trade water for booger sugar. Lastly, singing. Don't go chasing waterfalls to catch Unalien. All right, for the first time I'll go first and I'm gonna go with

Bagels too because I feel like this is one of these guys who just likes to say anything that he thinks he knows And I think he's gonna go with the bagels thing. I'm gonna go right to Liam who is the first time her So wait, you said Tommy's an off the cuff kind of guy. Yes, I do. You don't think this is tightly scripted, Carl? No, I don't. I want to go with lastly, because I feel like that's the kind of random thing

he would do and think it was entertaining. But I got to say next, not out the ass. Oh, these are possible. That's the thing about this game. Now, not out of anything, but I'm, it's like the kind of like thing that he thinks a tough guy from Brooklyn would say, but actually nobody in Brooklyn ever says that. I like that. Andy, what do you think? Number one. All right. Easy water. Good news, because I picked four. So that leaves lastly.

Oh, my God. So what everyone wants it to be secretly from New York. I know him really well. And they, they get it all shipped in. And they're not like out the ass or anything. There's just like, you know, 50 cents more. So it's like the, the streak continues. Amazing. The rookie always wins.

Wow, congratulations. I know what does that even mean it was so rational and leave it's part two he goes no no he's trying to say something this is making sense but he's trying to say something yeah he's referring to the pricing like they don't charge a lot more to truck waters for New York for the pizza oh man Now I get it. Yeah, right. Up north, piece where you get a big ass slice where they gotta flip the end of it. You know what I mean? Like the real Italian shit.

Right. Oh, it's fucking bad. You gain 40 pounds of that motherfucker. Woo. So you do that. Okay, so now you got seven months out of that. Uh, what? That's all for this time.

Come back next time to find out if you have the New York water to catch an alien. I brought to you by subreddit surfing Wednesday's at 8 on YouTube. Subscribe today. subscribe today. Little Tessie on his there. I guess every time. All right.

Well, congratulations on your big victory there guys. That's not worth three dollars, Liam. What's the what's the water like in Minnesota? They have good pizza in Minnesota. Ter pizza. I believe it but they've great Poutine I don't know what that is All right guys, what have we done today? I would say we've done it all we talked about Bobby bones in the Bobby bone show syndicated to over 150 markets in Canada the UK and the US we 150 markets in Canada, the UK and the US. We looked at Dr. Phil on Bill Marshow talking incess again.

Obviously, Silto morning show should not look at their numbers in the middle of the show. Surely you should probably not drink so much on his show. Ches, ZumaX just stopped lying at some point because it's getting ridiculous now. And everyone's wondering what the fuck is going on. We hopefully, Patty is over the fact that we have a lot more Patreon subscribers now. He's up to 22.

And who knows? Do we have 23? Maybe Kinky Loco just said that now. I don't know. Well, I probably just got blocked. So it's probably 22. Oh, shit. I'm damn it.

I'll try again. All right. Yes. Keep trying it there. All right. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Oh, two. Three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, It's not allowing me to do our regular 2PM broadcast. I apologize for that. So what we're gonna do is I'm gonna have my exclusive interview

with ski mask. I believe we're gonna have a hand-up date. We haven't talked to Hannah in a minute. So hopefully we're gonna get her around and figure out what's going on in some other stuff. We don't need her. Did you check your email? Oh shit, you're right.

We don't need her. I do need to check my email. Good call. I came in late here and I wasn't prepared. That's a derail the show. Two late? Yeah. Two late now, isn't it? I'll take this moment to plug All Apologies Podcast. We just dropped the Michael Richards episode today and it was a lot of fun to cover. I did the creep off

this morning and Vinnie said he checked that episode out already. Oh really? I loved it. Oh nice, a very nice of Vinnie to say so. Yes. I hope everybody gets a chance to find us on Instagram. You can interact with the show on Instagram.

If you issue or demand an apology in the comments, we'll read it on the show. And you can find out who we're going to do next week. Are you not going to just tell us who you're going to do? I haven't decided. We kind of got a bunch in the can. We just recorded one about Chris Brown. We got Elliott Spitzer and Anthony Weiner and Tiger Woods and Ellen. These are all in the can, and I haven't decided.

I will make a snap decision about what we're gonna do. All right, look at four two. The show is going fantastic. I enjoy the concept, and I enjoy what you guys are doing over there. Thanks, buddy. Sounds really good, no. If you listen to the first couple episodes of you and I can't listen to us, try again.

Yeah, yeah, thank you. They've figured it out. All right, here's our virtual review girl who seems to be at Chad's apartment. Let's see what she's up to. W-A-T-P. Hi, Carl. When you are done cucking, could you give me advice

on the copyright strikes on my YouTube channel? As a thank you, I can give you some free catalytic converters I found under the cars in the Walmart parking lot on Dale Maybrey in Tampa. I have one review for you today. It comes from Puppy the Clown Daddy on May 26, 2023. It is titled Real Anus Tingling. This show makes me want to poop in a bag and light it on fire just because that's more practical than these dumb-dums. I get anal leakage to the sound of

that stupid potato's alien bit. Three. Two. I'm gonna guess that's a five star. Yeah, I would think so. I would. Don't bring me in this. One. That is a five star review. I'm a sucker for flattery, so here is a bonus review from Chaos Butterfly on May 27,

2023. It is titled Review underscore girl, Lutty XE, quote, 0100101011100001011100100100100100100100. There's more binary but I won't subject you to it. Essentially it is talking about jacking into my port. I don't get it. Three. Two. By the way, I think this woman is too much of a personality. Now you're getting not only are you reviews being read by AI's leaving reviews now? Yes, barely. Get used to it. It's the new world we live in. I'm going to guess that's a five star. Yeah, I would think so. One. That is a five star review. Noice. That is all for now. Carl is a dork. All right. We got to name this review girl. Yeah.

It should be a contest, I think. Okay. Close to a contest. Everybody. Everybody. Name the review girl. A contest. And send in a Patty Seacup song parody.

That's your ticket to entry. Is to make a song parody about Patty Seacups. And give us a name for our new review girl. All right. Liam, I wanted to plug stuff up before you, but you told me you had nothing to do. You know, I have a monthly show at the Improv and Hollywood. You can tune 27th in July 31st.

And I'll be hanging out in New York if anyone wants to buy me a big ass pizza slice with real New York water in the month of June. Oh, you should go over to get parts and see what they're doing over there while you're in New York. No, original Tony's. No, Tony's. No, original. No, famous Tony's.

We're in Philadelphia. Yeah. It was so obnoxious. Everyone's screaming at us at which cheese steak we should get. I'm sure the suppliers are the suppliers are all the same. So it's like how much cheese was they put on it? All right, let's bang through some voicemails real quick is we got to get on to the How did you do the teaser though? Yeah, I talked about it. It feels I'm gonna leave

Thanks so much buddy. Thanks for having me. Sorry. I talked over everyone. No, you're fine We'll talk to you again. You want a real review before you move on? You can I don't really want to read this one. Oh, okay. Five hours. This is from Jay John Sonsa Tran, a call to arms. Carl, a century ago, our ancestors saw a problem brewing in the fatherland and did what they could to solve it.

Though they eventually failed, they put up a valiant effort. Now this problem seems to be rearing its ugly head again. We must band together to stop these shoelies from taking over all podcast thing. We can do it if we all work together. Disavowl. I just read them. All right, that's a five-star review.

Unfortunately, yes. Okay. All right, I was banged through some voice bells real quick and then programming note in 45 minutes will be doing the live easy for you to say part 14. But it's not good to watch live because you're gonna want to watch subreddit surfing. I know I realize that. Yeah it's so crazy. Paco, I just want to say, dude, I got a super retarded friend. His name is Jose. And I was like, I called him retarded one day.

He was like, hey, you can't say that. That's the hard art. You can't be using the hard art. I was like, what? And then she was reminded me of your show when these retarded people were like, oh, the hard art is some reference to retard. Well, we all know it's a reference to the end word. I don't know.

It's just kind of pissed me off. You know, I just kind of wanted to get that off my chest. And it is the part. Yeah, there's a mean question. All right, man. Shout out to my... I think that was a shout out to Chad Zeebye. I guess this truck was going through a tunnel at that time. It was going. So you can't use the hard-er. So it's just untarded. I was actually surprised he said the Edward. I appreciate that Paco. Thank you for the answer to yourself. That was nice of you. All right, I think Chad called into the show.

This is exciting. Oh, it's Chad. Listen, I do this on bullshit reason. I'm getting a big dip to it. And tonight, Crash, I can do photo plays. I can get you in the first pleasure, or I can help you write some jokes, or I can help you write some joke or I clean your fool for you man. Look I'll even tell you the real reason why the black guy what actually

happened. Ah! Ah! Ah! I didn't pay so far, Bell! Damn it! We were so close to learning. If people tell me that story you could crash at my my place do you think Chad still buys minutes on his phone every month? Yeah, right Oh god dammit the new episode the H.O. Perfect Jesus Christ you I love you. I want me to okay. Thank you I want me to. Okay. Thank you. I did like he was finishing. Yeah. Appreciate a little bit. Carl, I need you to stop talking about fucking zoom on. Dude, it's been more your day weekend.

I'm trying to get drunk and pass out. And I just woke up from a fucking nightmare because of you. There was some girl. We were at a gas station. She told me about how she's getting stalked by some guy. And then some other fucker comes walking out of the bathroom with a Donny Darko rabbit hat and a fucking latex body suit He took the helmet off and it was fucking zoom rock. Oh No

You're ruining my mental health. Don't call me back. I've been having nightmares About chance to back from the show. That's not good. All right. Well, sir, consume way more. That's my advice to you. Sleep right through those nightmares. Air the dogs. Just keep downloading episodes over and over again. The lesson. Charles, the whole fucking point of the

DIC show is the founding drama around it. The whole point is where this podcast is to listen to you review fucking shitty podcast. I'm just calling it to agree with that guy. Boomer drama suck. Anyway, call me back. I'm just gonna finish this for a show. You know, I hear what you're saying, but if you notice a dick show, the hot goss is dried up a little bit. So we're not taking over as the hot goss show. Understood, buddy. Point noted. Call out one up man, madamat. Listen, you want to maybe save MTV,

or maybe you don't, what, dov. You teaching the Z-man some chords. Z-man unplugged. I don't know. Could be good. Rating gold. Could be trash. My cast gold.

Who knows? Everybody wins. I'm gonna memorial could be trash. My cast goals. Who knows? Everybody wins. I'm gonna memorial day, buddy. Play it up. Dude, episode seven, major sevenths, that's gonna be an exciting episode. Go ahead. Get ready for that.

Things are gonna get jazzy. Ha ha ha. Call a man of mat. Oh my god. At the editor, gotta keep making those bangers. That song about trucker Andy. Oh shit, I almost flipped my car. I'm driving and he goes trucker.

Andy, I'm gone, dad. Good stuff, just later. Andy was out of fan. Andy's out of fan of at the end of there, I don't think. Eddie tore. I see what you did there. Like, Flo Rida. Yeah. Or will I am?

We're an association, everybody. Hi, I'm As voice now. Hey, it's called Back Curtis. Remember how Tony Michaels had that stupid fucking podcast where he just took a business call and then tried to reiterate what he just heard on the podcast? Tony Michaels and all you're out there. Please just heard on the podcast. Yeah. 20 mic does not allow you out there. Please do pick up our podcast, please. Oh, that'd be amazing.

Oh, God, yes. Yes, that would be incredible. Because we did that episode that global seducer quickie podcast. Yeah. I was like, I told you how to pick up chicks. I love Tony Michael. Oh, could you, oh my God.

I go on a batch and point. Talk about all these things he doesn't understand. Yeah, that'd be great. Now, the giant is like a funnel. Yeah, right. Catch those drops. Yeah. It's gross.

All right. Don't put any glue about it. I'd like to eat a dry. Karna, thank you for joining us, buddy. And thank you for getting for an episode of To Catch an Alien. I always appreciate it. Good one. Thank you. I guess the one I sent you, you'll use next episode of To Catch an Alien. I always appreciate it. Good one.

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