Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep416 - Storytellers Edition

Episode Date: June 4, 2023

We're changing things up a little on this episode. Get ready for story time kiddos. Starting with Ski Mask and his pretty recent experiences with Chad Zumock messing with him IRL as well as going after all the friends and family he can find. I'm actually shocked that Chad is this much of a POS. And that's ME saying that. Then we bring you back to our second ever bonus episode where Cros and I recount the time our band, the Isotopes, opened for the Misfits and their drummer sucker punched both of us. I was pissing people off long before I started podcasting. After that, we get a brand new update from Hannah the review girl and play another riveting round of To Catch An Alien. This episode is mostly superchat free. Mostly. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's a couple of rules. Welcome to another episode of Where These Podcasts. The only show that explores the stories of those who have gone missing. I'm your host, Caroline. Today, we are looking into the case of Review Girl Hannah. Please go to who are these dot com. We got email address, voice phone number, link to our subreddit, link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and the link to Patreon supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes. Every single month we just dropped easy for you to say part 14 producer Chris and I went through two more chapters

of Suthering John's amazing book of his stand up routine it turned into at a certain point. So that's worth checking out also you can watch all these episodes live on Wednesdays and Saturdays. My schedule's been a little off lately, but we'll get back on that Wednesdays at five with trucker Andy Saturdays at 2 p.m. with who knows who. Also tickets are on sale for the Magic Bag Friday, September 15th, whtplive.com is where you can go to get those tickets.

It's been promoted on the Drew and Mike show and I have it under authority. The tickets are moving so I know it's a little ways out and I'm not a guy who buys tickets way to advance but you might want to get on that. Sooner than later also, we encourage our listeners to go ahead and give us a five-star review on Apple Podcast or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments. Section, I'm happy to tell you, Hannah will be on to read reviews later in this episode.

But first today is a special storytellers edition of WTP. I recently had an interview with ski mask who exposes things Chad has done to him in real life that are pretty messed up. Literally stopped him from getting work and that is an act of violence. That delighting things up, I'm gonna play the portion from our second ever bonus show where Krojan Eyreminis about the time the ice jumps open for the misfits and the drummer sucker punched both of us. I remember I was going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

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She gives an update on where she's been, take your questions live on YouTube, and we'll also read some reviews, and play a round of to catch an alien. Who doesn't want to do that? All right, starting off with my interview with Schemesk. Making his debut at WATP Schemesk. I was on your show a few years back.

I recall. Yeah, well, even I think it was a couple of months ago. But you didn't stay long, man. That's a good reason. Well, I did come out a couple of months ago, but I was talking about you first had me on years ago. Oh, right, right, right, right. You were just the MLC wrap-up show.

And I was getting blasted pretty hard at MLC at that time. years ago. Oh, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right? So I'm gonna get ripped apart. I think Pat Oats said the same thing. He was like, I think I was gonna come on and just get trashed. No, we have fun. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't, I was drunk again, I was sick, because I came out, but I wasn't sure what to expect.

You're like, no, no, no, no, it's not a good buddy, we're fine. So the reason why I wanted to have you on, and I appreciate making some time on a holiday like today, is because now when Chad went back on MLC last week he was pissed that you were on there and he made the comment that you almost got him deported from the Bahamas.

And so he was saying that you would fuck with him in real life and Kevin just goes, oh yeah, I forgot about that kind of thing and they just kind of brushed it aside. So I didn't know what that story was. And then I happened to tune into MLC Saturday night and you started talking about it more in depth and I went, this is an interesting story. I think we need to break this down a little bit, especially considering what's going on with Chad right now.

So yesterday, Chad fell off his bicycle and was hospitalized. We pull up that post. Yeah, we read it in depth yesterday, the post. We went synops by synops to see why he fell off his bicycle. And of course, another story to victim blame somebody else once again. And then of course, I'm sure you saw his post from this morning. Yes, we're gonna talk about that too.

Yeah. Because I just got off the phone with my buddy, Drew Lane, who also saw that post. He was like, what is going on here? He wants to get his wife fired down? What's that all about? So it's pretty insane. What's he's been going on?

He doesn't go after people's kids or families, but we've seen it time and time again. He's done it pretty much everyone involved. Well, what's interesting is that he says, oh no, I'll talk about them, but I'm just I'll talk. I don't actually do anything. So then when he threatens you and threatens to get your wife fired and stuff,

he's supposed to think like, okay, that's just Chad being Chad, are you supposed to take it seriously. I'm not even sure what he wants us to do because he claims that he's harmless. I mean, I don't care who it is. Like anybody's sending us a message is like that and not trying to be funny about it.

You're gonna probably take it seriously a little bit. That's definitely the intention. It's my point. There's no other reason to do such a thing than to do that. Okay, we pull this up. So this was yesterday morning. So Sunday morning usually does Kumi's cucks at one o'clock on Sundays. And he says, unfortunately, I was in a bike accident an hour ago and I won't be able to do Kumi's cucks today at one o'clock. I'm currently at the hospital getting checked out due to this. My channel getting three strikes from Kevin

and my Twitter being suspended for six days, it's just not worth it for me. That sentence right there. What the hell is going on here? What's one thing to do with the other, have to do with the other? Due to this and my channel getting three strikes from Kevin.

I mean, and did he learn his lesson last time? You figured he would post the photo with the wristband. It's like, it's a blue cried rule. No one believes this for a second. From the first sentence, you're just like, all right, this bullshit already. Yeah, also the bike accident, like, to be hospitalized for a bike accident,

is there head trauma? Like did you break a bone or something? Like that's a weird thing. Like normally if you fall off your bike, you get some scrapes, you get up your right home. Unless you got really hurt. In which case, I don't know that you're going on Patreon and posting an update.

Well, you're in the hospital. I don't know how it seems odd to me. And he posted it twice, not twice, but you could tell he edited it, someone posted that too, where he came back and fixed a couple of things that from the original one, it's pretty funny.

So he had some time. Yeah, he has plenty of time to write this stuff up, he's truly thinking about it. I don't know if it's the head trauma for falling out the bike, like you said, but, you know, and what kind of bike is he riding? A Kevin rides his bike every day in the city. He's in Tampa. I mean, how bad of an accident could this possibly be?

Yeah, he's in like a suburb. I ride my bike in the city every day as well. And I know people are looking down at their phones and texting and stuff, but I've got to be hit by a car. So I don't know how to wear it. Exactly. So then he says, Kevin couldn't beat me on just being funny. So he had to come for my channel and Twitter.

He is worse than Hollywood cancelling people. Kevin is a bitch and you're only being booked on his show to spite me. You are also a bitch going on his show. Okay, now a lot more to unpack here. First off, this is amazing. Yeah, this is insane. I mean, the ramblings of a maniac.

So, let's think about this. He says that he went out to my channel because he couldn't beat me on just being funny. Chad, you weren't even trying to be funny. We watched some of those stream snipes that you did. Or Snipe Streams. I watched most of them because I mean, they make me feel good just watching a lunatic lose his fucking mind. Yeah, he wasn't.

I don't know if I can say that. He wasn't making fun of them or anything like that. He was just, yeah, he was just freaking out yelling liar, saying, you know, whatever he was doing, but it's like, no, you were stealing his content and making money off of it, which is why copyright law exists. Correct. And make money off your stuff.

The only part about that show that was even close to being funny was the hype train because it's just so ridiculous. But the funny thing about Chad, he doesn't even realize this, is that he's actually taking on the stuff he made front of Aaron for doing, but he does it worse. Like he's asking for likes and he's doing the hype train and asking for money and stuff like that. And he pretends he's like, oh no, I'm just goofed down there. It's like, no, no, no, you're actually now become worse than what Aaron does on his show. Backing for money.

I think the first time or the second time he did it, like money was pouring in for him. Because people are like, oh my god, this is ridiculous. So now he's actually taking that and just doing the same thing. It's like, and I don't know if he thinks people are laughing with him, but we're not. We're laughing at him. I know, he thinks he's killing it with that. Right. All right, so that's the whole point of watching that.

So he says, Kevin is a bitch and you're only being booked on his show despite me. Now, who is he talking about there, Earl? So there's a couple of things that I think that he's talking about Melton here. At first I thought it was me because I did the Saturday night on the MLC, but I think he's talking about Melton here and because they announced that Monday's with Melton and we were talking about it a little bit Saturday and as we know Chad and Melton are you know they they're kind of friendly So I think he he's saying that Melton's only gonna go on MLC to spite him or is he talking about anybody who goes on

Well, yeah, it's hard to say because it could be you it could be me It could be read a veto it could be any number of people who are out of the Chad business now Go on MLC because I think every single person that goes out out there has a problem with Chad and vice versa at this point. So what happens when Florentine makes his debut, not debut, but return appearance on MLC. See, he only doing it to spite Chad. I hope he does come back. That would be awesome. I love to hear what Florentine's take is on all of this because it's not that he goes out of his way to the Fendt Chad by any means, but, you, but he's definitely held

up their friendship. That's the go-to for everyone. They're just like, how bad a guy can Chad be? 14, like some. It's like, well, and I've heard it before too. I think Florentine said it. He doesn't like to do MLC because it's his favorite show to listen to. So whenever he does an appearance, he's like, well, now I don't have an episode,

but I think now that there's so many episodes, it shouldn't be a fucking... That's true. It's time what's six days a week now? Yeah. It's just insane. All right, so we don't know what he's talking about, but maybe, yeah, Melton's gonna be on Monday,

so that could definitely be it. And thanks to everyone who has my back on this pile on. Again, I appreciate it. So that's Sunday morning and of course a lot of people tweeted this out including myself and some fun conversations going on on Twitter about that because no one's believing. It just doesn't make any sense. You'd go from the bike accident thing to immediately into Pistet, Kevin and Melton and he's and what happened to the chair from just a few days back where he's like, come on man, I was just fucking around.

Can we just take the strikes off my channel? He was so sad on that episode. Yeah. It was like, can you just please take my strikes away? It's like, I don't know, I don't know. Hashtag keep the strikes. But yeah, he posted this at 10.30 AM. So how does he know that he's not gonna,

he's just getting checked out at a hospital. How does he know he's not gonna be able to do a show at 105 PM? Right, it doesn't, none of it makes any sense. Obviously. That's hours away. I think he wants sympathy. The problem with Chad is he doesn't stick with one strategy very long.

So it's like if you want people sympathy and you want to show that he got knocked off your bike and you're in a lot of pain or something like okay Go with that, but he immediately gets right off of that by posting this today and Fair use bitches yeah, he any grown man that uses like calls it with people a bitch. It's just it's sad I don't know I've always didn't like that. All caps also annoy the shit. Oh my God. All right.

So now he's announcing he's got a new episode of Mud Shark Loves. Misery, he says, this whole weekend, I studied YouTube community guidelines, top to bottom. What about that time you're riding your bike and go to the hospital?

Anyway, this whole week I studied YouTube community guidelines, top to bottom, and there is absolutely nothing Kevin do against me in a court of law in regards to fair use. I tried to do the right thing but Kevin shoved my face into shit during the process. So now it's all out war. The reason why I didn't stop is because that was all one sentence. Chad's adult.

Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't exactly. You can't. It's an act of punctuation. Well, that's why he fixed. He had to fix his first one that he typed. I should have.

I mean, there was run-on synthesis and then even some of them are like, there's no, none of why he fixed. He had to fix his first one that he typed. Yes, I should know. I mean, there was run on sentences and then even some of them are like, there's no, none of it makes it, I don't know. He cannot type. I do this crazy thing where I proofread before hitting send. I don't know. By the way, that's that. It's no, not at all. That's what I like about the Twitter blue is they're like,

hey, you could check this out for two minutes, but for it'll send. Oh, they do that on there. I didn't know that. I think so, yeah. Or you can click send now anyways. All right. So I'm like, hey, you could check this out for two minutes before it'll send. Oh, they do that on there. I didn't know that. I'd think so, yeah. Then, or you can click send now anyways. All right, so. I'm like, okay.

This whole thing where now he's saying that he's gonna win in court, or it's fair, it's not getting to court. It's, this is on YouTube. YouTube has deemed this inappropriate, and those strikes will not be removed. I don't think. My favorite part about this heavily ran on sentence

is during the process. There's no process. You got stricken because you were breaking the rules. There's no one's working with you. I know. And that's the thing too, is like, how many times is Chad going to talk about how he's got a turnies and he's doing this and he's going to do that?

And it's like, none of it ever comes to fruition. It's always a lie. So it's like, Chad, you're such a one trick pony. And now you've been exposed for so long over so much time that no one takes you seriously. You've lost all credibility. I mean, you lost credibility a while ago, but now everyone knows that. I mean, just to piggyback off what you were saying earlier, you know, if you wanted people to feel sorry for them, post the scars, post it, you're in the hospital. Let's see some photos, you know, and some proof. I mean, no one's going by your word, Chad. And absolutely, no one is.

No, in fact, if he really didn't get hurt badly in a bike accident and didn't show any proof, there's gonna be so many memes. I was like saving hilarious memes to my hard drive last night. I'm like, oh, this is fucking funny. You know, the funny one where the guys put in the spoke, be sure to put in the thing between his spots. And I have that meme.

That meme I've had on my phone for three years. Yeah. Since 2020, someone made it of him crashing a bike. I was trying to look for the old one. I can tweet it to you real quick if you want. It's classic because it's a little bit different because it has the coral. This new one is really funny because of the faces

that they use because they use the black eye Chad after he falls down. Because it's almost like how South Park does Saddam Hussein. Yeah, yeah. They just have a few different photos of him. And so he's like, he's like smiling. And they'll happy go photos of him. It's like he's like smiling at all happy go lucky And then he's like devious Chad, you know setting up his own accident He's out of the ground with the black guy holding his knee

It's a hysterical. I mean like he he does it to himself and at this point I don't know if he's just doing it up like there's no way he's doing this on purpose. No, he's not smart enough Right exactly. He's smart. They to have a bigger scheme or plan. Anyway, let me get back to this post. This is insane. So then he writes in all caps, I won't stop until his wife is fired from her job talking about Kevin Brutten's.

What the fuck is that? That's where you lose everybody, Chad. What are you trying to accomplish? Are you wanting her to be fired from her job? Well, that's why I like the sentence that follows so that follows up after it, because he clearly doesn't have anything, and he's admitting it right there. Yeah, give me any information you can get to me because I'm going up against everyone. All right, yeah, so that's the whole thing. He's like, I want to get her fired. What can I get her fired for? Like, what can I tell her about?

Really? Most employers don't give a shit about a troll on the internet who has a vendetta against a spouse. Exactly, they wouldn't even be like, what is this? And then you would just be like, oh, it's somebody just trying to mad at my husband or whatever, you know. Yeah, my husband's a pretty famous comic.

Maybe you've heard of him, maybe you've seen him on TV a bunch of times and he's got some people who are jealous of himself. I'm sure they'd be like, okay, yeah, that's fine. Correct. So then he says, then he says, you want to play dirty, striking channels? Let's play dirty.

And then it all caps again. I want all the channels to get striked. Kevin set this tone. So now it's your duty to strike everyone. This is what we do now. I didn't even read that last one. This is your duty to strike everyone. Yeah, his supporters now have to go around

and strike everybody because Kevin started this. Now again, I was not happy with Kevin's striking Chad's channel until I learned that Chad was going on to tell people to report Mr. Donald's company. It's like that bullshit. Don't tell people to report people. Donald's company. It's like that bullshit. Don't tell people to report people. Don't try to get the government involved or YouTube or like just this is Taddle-Taddle bullshit.

You're being a child when you resort to that. And I do have to say that like two or three of the Chad's quote unquote supporters are those guys on Twitter who do shit like this, which is funny to me. You know, like they just wanna see this chaos in their, you know, doxing all that stuff. So I feel like he's directly talking to them with the army helmet. It's your duty. It's your call of duty to do this. Why? Because you lost, you know, I don't know.

Well, I don't even know if people sick of his shit though at this point. No, I mean, we, you know, I think one of the guys, he's a long time in Mercy fan and he's like trashing a Mercy a little bit now. Oh, all right. Team Munchark. These guys are, yeah, there's like two or three of them who are heavily team Munchark and the same two to three people

who post photos of family, people who don't want, you know, any a resultment in this. All right, now, ski mask, I don't know your background very well. And so, you know, I was watching the show and we played a clip of it where Chad was waiting to come on for like 40 minutes while you were still on the show and he comes on and he goes,

I don't know why you're having this guy on. I don't know if he called you a handy man or something, I don't know what he said or you were, and he goes, this guy tried to get me deported from the Bahamas. He's a bad dude. And I have the text right here in the form. And if you want to give me some background first.

Yeah, I mean, we can run, that's funny, the handyman thing. You know the only reason he knows that is because one of those trolls and supporters got me banned from my handyman app. They made a bunch of accounts. They found my account. Great. And let me a shithun of reviews. You can only get like two to three bad reviews before you're booted for life. So I lost that gig. All right. So when Chad says he never does anything, he just talks shit. He never actually does anything. I mean, that's an example of him pushing for something bad to happen to someone in real life and making it happen. So he's lying about that. Exactly.

Yeah, I got banned. I can't even do it with a new email because you got to do social security. Oh, that's the, sure. I can't do it anymore, but yeah, we could pull this up. This is, I had more, I, you know, I talked about it on Saturday on MLC or maybe Wednesday about the text right between Paul Fin' him that I had. And they were Apple iPhone text messages. The next day, I had no longer had those.

And these are from 2020. So I think that he somehow got the phone company to delete them or something. I still have the text messages, I don't have the I messages, but I had them the day before because I screenshoted it and sent it to Paul Fence. No chance. I never forget when he tried to do this to you.

So this here is a, here's a thread between Chad and I, what, less than a year ago, it looks like, yeah, I took my girlfriend to the Rey de Vido taping in New York City and of course somebody had to tweet or send up a picture to Chad of my girlfriend here. Okay, so here's another example of him going against people who don't want anything to do with any of this. So he says, how do you feed that tub of shit girlfriend?

She's so fat. And so he initiated this conversation obviously with that. Right. Because he had to be blocked on the text. You right back, yes. And Picks called me, I'm serious this time. It isn't okay for someone who isn't in the world to be picked on.

Yeah, and that's the whole thing. It's like, okay, we're bringing in girlfriends now into this, what do you mean? Pick on me, right? You know, you got something on me. Again, he says, now you don't call the shots or make the rules, dude. What do you take on me right you know you got something on me? Again He says now you don't call the shots or make the rules dude I called Chuck because he was manipulated by you. He was innocent by standard

You will pay and I kept score keep coming at me. You're done So here and it has been confirmed people because I I teased it a little bit I've had multiple people called Chuck to see if it's real. Chad called Chuck crying on the phone begging him not to come. And because he talks shit about Chuck man Jones family. And Chuck man Jones doesn't like it when people talk about his family. So good old Chuck e booked plane tickets to Tampa and posted it on Twitter and Chad called him crying bagging him not to come Can you give me a little background on Chuck Manjohn? I thought he was a you know bugle player

Chuck Manjohn musician He's he's one of the original beautiful boys of MLC All-around good egg fan of the shows and I was dating his sister at the time. Okay. And so he was talking trash about Chuckie's sister, and Chuckie just without making a huge deal about it, book tickets to go to Tampa, because through our friend groups, we know where Chad lives. And he just posted his itinerary where he's going to be doing on Twitter and Chad saw it and called him and begged him not to come because Chuck

He doesn't we can all sit, you know, it's bad. It's a bad move Chuck. He's quiet. He'll just slowly be down there Yeah, he's a 100% Italian guy, so he doesn't really take that shit too well I always say like when people I've gotten death threats and things. When people like make threats to you. It's the bottom of me. Right, because people who are actually gonna do shit, keep it quiet.

They wanna keep it on the deal. That's exactly what he did. Yeah. Okay. But he agreed to not completely smash chats face in. He went down there anyway and just went on a fishing trip. But that was his intention was to go down there. So you reply, just got the phone with Chuck,

he is a brother to me, he will destroy you if I say so and I would do the same for him. And so Chad says, are you threatening me? Go try to manipulate him, I already got my scouting report on you, bro. Do I have your girlfriend's name? So I have your girlfriend's name, so let's play ball. Why does he say do I have your girlfriend's name? So let's play girlfriend's name so let's play ball. Why does he say do I have your

girlfriend's name? So let's play ball. It's hard to read his stuff. It's not correct. Yeah, you could tell you some, I mean, you know, these are all drunk tweets because, you know, well, you could tell because it says P.M. next to the time. Correct. Yeah, exactly. So that means and it to be to be honest, I was a little bit drunk texting here too. Sure. but I was I didn't initiate the conversation. No, I seven minutes later He says I've met many many manipulating weasels like you you use people and you're messed you've messed with the riots Rang and you messed with the wrong dude my apologies to your fat fuck girlfriend now The the thing about Chad and I've noticed about a lot of dumb people, they think that everyone thinks like them. So Chad literally tries to manipulate people.

That's what he's always trying to do. When he's trying to be people to report people. I mean, I'll bring it back to the story again. One of the first things he ever met Kevin Brennan, he wanted Kevin to go after Kelsey Cook for him. So Chad's always trying to do, he thinks that you can manipulate people to do stuff for you. Now, people are just gonna do what they're gonna do.

Now, there are some people are more convincing than others. They got people into action. But the fact that he thinks that you're in the manipulation game here, it's called narcissism. Yes, correct. Because I'm guessing the Chuck Watts to kick his ass, it's because Chuck Watts to kick his ass. Correct, yeah, he doesn't have a show.

He's just a fan. All right, and then he posts, I guess this is the photo of your girlfriend. Right. We're just enjoying the night out. Yeah, she looks cute to me. I don't ever And actually like what your comeback is here. He so he he posted a photo. It says disgusting and you say come if you want to talk and he says never And I'm so right there. I got to give you props. It's like, dude, do you wanna hash this out? What's have a phone call?

What do we do? It's gonna call me, let's talk. Time's back in four. If I did something that was so bad, yeah, I don't like the text. It's, I think it's childish. Yeah. Call me if you have a problem. So we can hear the tone of voice.

Right. And he says never. You can't pick up on tone and a text. Right. And so you write back, how come there isn't one photo of you with a lady which What did the same thing myself And then you come back to terrible you keep keep digging a grave. You're not a smart man coming from Chad Now I'm just fucking with him. Yeah, I just fucking with him. I came back. I would have to wipe it off your lip

Bro, you are so unfunny. I play the long game and could grandson Getting your girlfriend fired. I take my time with info. You met with the wrong dude So Chad pretending that he's got this grand scheme in life is the funniest thing. He's 48 years old He has nothing going on. This only source of income was a YouTube channel that was struck down And now he's backed into a corner channel that was struck down and now he's backed into a corner and crying like a bitch and threatening to get people fired. So this idea that he ever has a long game is insane. Right.

And then, uh, yeah, so I was originally going to go with Chuck E. to Tampa and film the altercation. Okay. I ended up having to pull out. So that's why I say I'll see you in Tampa. Well, also he's threatening to get your girlfriend fired here. Correct. What the fuck did she do?

Why does he think he can get people fired from their jobs? I know the chick is gotten fired from a lot of jobs, so he probably thinks that happens all the time. I've never been fired from a job. And a lot of people have- This is what's amazing. Yeah, I've never, I got fired one time for a drug test,

but that's different story. That's different. But, you know, yeah. What's funny about this is, I'm starting to I got fired one time for a drug test, but that's different story. That's different. But, you know, yeah. What's funny about this is I'm starting to get when he's talking trash about these club owners, you know, at snappers or wherever, you know, maybe it wasn't the club owners who, who too to do like shit. Maybe you were an asshole in those clubs, and that's why you have to rely on YouTube now. Yeah, I've heard, and I don't know if this is true or not, but I've heard the Chezman kicked out of a comedy club or two

for being a little bit too belligerent. I've heard he got kicked out of the Ohio ones because he was messing with a lady and, you know, I don't know the full details, so I won't go into it. I don't like to speak out of, sure, but that's when he went to LA because he couldn't work in Ohio right It's run out of town. It's great, right All right, so he says you got nothing dude. I don't like you at all I can tell

You know what man? I don't even like you like one. No, I don't pass that And so you're right back. I don't care if you like me. Chuckie and I will see you next month unless you would like to squash the beef, then this is the end of the conversation. All right, so that's pretty well put. Like I'm not gonna go back and forth that's yeah, I'm just trying to wrap it up.

Yeah, I'm just gonna be fighting your one. What's going on? Yeah. So then he says, him and I are, and he's supposed to say messaging. Messaging each for the past hour. You're a complete manipulator. Just a liar or a person, he means of a person. We have no relationship. So this, the way it's written is so piss poor.

I don't know how this guy, I know we got a 2.7 GPA and he's proud of that. I don't even know how we got that in college. Him and I are messing each other for the past hour. You're a complete manipulator. Just a liar or a person. We have no relationship. And what's funny about this is I was I was living with Chuckie at the time. Okay. Chuckie, he got a he got a message from Chad that said, can we talk on the phone? That was the conversation and the messages. Oh, so he thinks that he's playing this game or just like, no, man, I got him on my side now and you're sitting next to him with a cow. He has no idea. I'm living

here. Okay, that's funny. He says, you came at me and now this is what it is. You cannot intimidate with anything. You cannot intimidate me with anything. Okay. And then you say suck my fat cock. Chuck his. Chuck friends. You made the mistake, asshole. Not even man enough to make a phone call, fucking fraud. And he says, it's only because I don't respect you at all. Oh, that makes sense. You'll see here in Texas, I'm on my, but you won't con because you don't respect him.

Sure, Chad. Correct. By the way, so happy to hear what happened to your brother. Couldn't have happened to a better family good night. I have a show in 45 minutes. That's how they go. So what happened? What? Yeah yeah, exactly no one was. He found my brother on Facebook and saw that he had just broken his ankle and three different places and was like, he was about

to go in for surgery. So that's what I'm so glad to hear what happened to your brother. And I'm just like, okay, so now you're really creeping hard. Yeah, this is one of the things that Chad does. He likes to be an investigator on Facebook, as we learn from the air and emolting. And it's not cute. But also, my brother was just laughing, because he does these shows too, you know? Right, but he's not on Twitter.

It's like he broke his ankles. Like, yeah, well, it'll heal. I'll be all right. Yeah, I'm so glad to hear that your brother got an up motorcycle accident broke his ankles. Oh my God, that hurts so bad. I sent it to him and we were just laughing. Chants the first person to cry

when they talk about his brother being run over. And he's just like, you guys talk about my brother. It's like you love talking about people's family. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Here he is, trashing my brother, but we're not allowed to speak about his.

No, that's hurtful. It's gonna hurt so much. It wasn't even something I said on the air. I'm like, okay, there's only one place he could have got that info is Facebook. So then he says, Ha ha, not even close, your brother can't even walk. Thank you, Mark,

because you'd like to get like with the eight of her debucks, you're gonna make this week. And that was even pushing it against. Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good weekend for him. Oh no, because no, because that's this. He's doing this when he's about to go to the Bahamas. Okay, right. So he says your brother can't even walk.

He said, you can't even talk. I'm going to keep on this conversation to the club in the Bahamas, winky face. Don't worry, Ray gave me the info. And he writes back, oh my God, it will do nothing. And Ray was the feature when he was here and got paid feature money. KM the head. I mean, it didn't rate.

Did Ray make more money than Chad and Thomas or the other way around? I can't remember no idea. Anyway, keep going knowing that I know about your girlfriend. This isn't going to end well for you. So just more threats. And he says, that a threat. Oh, well, Ray is 10 times the comic you wish to be fat fuck. And then I was doing a call back because he asked me earlier in the conversation if I was threatening him

So then he says I'm bored with you. I want almost dealing with a retarded kid with comebacks Good, I mean when you're calling someone retarded and you can't form a sentence not a good luck Congrats on fucking up your girlfriend's life. Oh yeah, this is out of your fault. You fucked up your girlfriend's life. Right, yeah, I'm the one who's going to get her fired. Chad has no responsibility in this and, oh, all right, well, that's convenient. And then you roll back, we're not a talk and get a job.

Comedy's not working for you. And then he says, keep digging. You're very dumb. Which by the way, he actually uses the correct your right there, I'll give him credit. He did. He did, we're credit, he did. He thought about that one.

I mean, if he gets, is there minutes that go by between those two texts? He's got a 50-50 chance to get a get right, but yeah, there were five minutes. And then, is this how he wraps it up? Oh yeah, so there's a couple more here. I know it's driving you crazy, but I have no respect for you. You've been able to manipulate and tool people

for a long time, but I see right through you, you pray on people, it's gross. It makes me think there is a God knowing what's happened to your brother. He watered it. All right, this is so stupid. So he thinks that God to smite you, had your brother's ankle broken in three places.

Right. Right. He thought he thought that, you know, since I'm a bad boy that my brother went over a triple jump and cased it and broke his ankle and it's my fault. He's so fucking retarded. He's so childish. The way he fights. 24 hours away.

He's in Texas. Oh God. Anyway. So then he says, still not as bad or you say still not as bad as your comedy career. And then he writes back, I got her and school's name. So I guess your girlfriend's either a teacher or going to school. I have that fat piece of shit's work contact. The Bahamas have your info. Now bad move and personality authorities, especially with warrants, you're up back below me, loser. And he says, too bad, you got your girl fired.

And yeah, so right then, I knew like, okay, they have my information, but they're not, what are they gonna do if they even have my information? All right, so explain that part of it, because that's the part that we're leaving out here is what happened with the Pajamas gig and your involvement there.

Oh, you mean leaving out, or you took it out of the combo? Oh, I didn't take it out. Should I keep going? Yeah. Okay. So all right. So then the June 12, 22, this is probably the next day. Yes. Eight in the morning. I love having your girlfriend's work in fall. Should I contact them Monday or Wednesday? Decisions, decisions.

Ooh, that's some threat right there. That's someone you know has nothing. Right. That's what I'm telling him with him here. Right, so you go back Tuesday. I know I do leave out Tuesday, Chad. And then he goes back, this is on you. And then you right back, I will be on you next month,

daddy with smiley face. He says, you keep digging holes for yourself and you lie, not stop. Well, that's the other thing that's great about Jeremy. Calls people off for lying. You're always lying, am I, Chad? And what in here am I lying about? I don't know.

You know, is he talking about me coming to Tampa? Or what? You know, that's a good question. And then you wrote, if I were in the Bahamas, I would turn my phone off. However, I'm not obsessed with myself. Get some help, dude. And I guess that's, yeah.

So, okay, I guess that part was left out, yeah. So, yeah, basically I'm like, I got hammered and I'm reading through this stuff and I'm trying to talk back, you know, be cordial and just call me, call me, you know, be cordial and just call me, call me, you know, we could talk about this, whatever. And so, fucking, I picked up the phone when I called the hotel in the Bahamas and I said, hey, you have somebody there who can't get out of the state of Florida named Chad Zuma. And, uh, yeah, so they looked into it

because I guess they don't get phone calls like that a lot. And that's why he uses the name, uh, Stone Cold Steve Austin when he stays at hotels now. So you can't call and he uses Steve Austin as a sign. So next time he's at a hotel, just call and say, hey, I'm looking for you got a guy there named Steve Austin. All right. So basically you did try to get his gigs canceled after this. I want people.

I want people. Here's the thing that people don't understand is that they think I called the club. I called the hotel he was staying at. So it never had anything to do with the gig. It was the hotel. Yeah, this is a screenshot I was able to get to send to Paul when I had the blue eye messages and then the next day after talking about this on Kevin's show, all of these messages were

gone. All right. Expl explain this to me because this is so out of contact. So this is when Paul Finns was a, he was a co-host of Schemes collective and he also had a show called Offensive on my channel. We, Paul didn't do anything. Chad got mad he couldn't get to me.

So then he started text messaging myself Talking about Paul's family Paul did a follow-up offensive show which has since been taken down where he basically went over all of the credit card stuff And I got to ask him and see if he still has a copy of it because he's the one who took it down and so yeah Because he was like holy shit this guy saying this about my family and this is 2020 folks three years ago, this is happening going after families and basically doing the same exact thing he's trying to do to Kevin now. Yeah, let me read this.

Yeah, go ahead. This is pretty damn it. This is from Chad Zumak to Paul. Tell Paul, wait, why is he saying, oh, this is to you about your call. Oh, it's got it. Tell Paul, he doesn't wait, why is he saying, oh, this is to you about your call, it's got it. Tell Paul, if he doesn't give his child up for adoption, I'm calling child services on him.

He shouldn't be a father with how he acts online. Now, right there, these threats are so insane, no one's gonna take you seriously Chad. You're being vindictive, you have a vendetta, no one's gonna sit there and be like, oh, this is a guy that talks to you about you on the internet and you want to ruin his life? All right, yeah, we'll get right on that, sir.

Thank you for your phone call today. So it starts with everybody having his children ripped out of his home. And then he goes to telepolis tattoos or hideous. And I finally heard his voice finally and it's terrible. It's like, well, you should have started with the bad tattoos. I've gotten a lot of, like, I'm going to have your child take it away. I don't even know what he's saying here because Paul really only has a take, maybe one or

two tattoos and you really can't see them when you're talking. I'm the one with the hideiest tattoos. Yeah. And so then he says, if he promises to give his channel for adoption, I'll forgive him. That poor kid needs to find a home so they have a fighting chance. So again, Chad's just worried about the poor kid. You know, he's just worried about the family. Just like he was with Aaron and his ex-wife.

He just wants these kids to have a good life. Yeah, he's promoting a book just to really get the kids in a better home. What is the best interest? He knows about children. He has a really best interest in art. So then he writes after that. So Paul said he's gonna fight me. Ha ha. Let me know. I would destroy him. I'm very easy to find. I post all my dates.

I don't hide behind the fake names. I knew if I went after his wife and kid, he would say I went too far. He is so fucking predictable. That's hilarious. Yes, this is in 2020 when he's saying, I'm very easy to find. I post all my dates.

Yep. Well, in 2022, he's still posting his dates and Shucky knows where to find them. Yeah, and then he's crying. Sag, please don't get it right. Yes. But the hilarious thing about this, because this is very similar to when we did a show

about Chad passing out drunk on his own show. And Chad's comeback was, oh, it's so predictable, Carl. Oh, you're going to go after the show where I humiliated myself on the internet. Oh, wow, good one. Who knew you're going to do that? It's like, okay, weird angle to take. Do you know what my show is? Chad, it's two of these podcasts.

Of course, you're going to go after that. That would be the first thing you talk about it I just stupid not to so what what Chad writes in this is he goes I knew if I went after his wife and kid he would say I went too far It's so fucking predictable. No, that is too far. That's why it's predictable Chad because it is too fun on the show Right, just pause the show you can't get to him live the kids Why are trying to get people's kids removed from them and their their girlfriends fired from their jobs and now Kevin Brennan's wife fired from her job. It's insane. It's it's wild. It's a wild way to act especially like you said at the beginning

You know him basically begging to get the strikes removed and turn it doing a complete 180 and going back to just Chad being Chad. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, he's winning. I don't know. Well, yeah, what's shocking to me and I think this is the definition of retardation is the fact that every move that Chad has made all along the way and when we've been documenting it pretty well over the past few months has worked out poorly for him. It It resulted in him getting less work, having fewer friends. No, has he gotten hate viewers? Yes. I will say he did start to build up his channel

with the hate viewers and that started to work for him. But then of course, he did the copyright violation, got the strike, so that's now gone for him. And I can't see a way that Kevin forgives him and lets him off the hook on this one. So at some point, Chad, you have to evaluate, you have to reevaluate, you have to sit back and say, is the way that I'm approaching these issues

I have with other people helping me in any single way? Because it really definitely is not. And so he went after Levy and I was saying it Saturday night, like Levy shouldn't be the one advocating to have Chad back on. And I think Kevin was like, you know, okay, well let's do it if Levy says it's okay because Chad was going after, so now here we go again.

Chad couldn't get to me so he goes after Paul. Chad couldn't get to Levy, so now he's gonna go after Brennan. And it's like, dude, and you gotta just Let it just let it fiddle out a little bit or just go away. I mean, I don't know It's it's mind blowing and yes I'm a patreon subscriber of his because when I listen

Frankly, it makes me feel so much better about my life when I'm in a bad mood Well, there's a lot of reasons to listen to Chad show but for Geicularity is not one of them. I'm not listening to him anytime. I'm thinking bad about my podcast. I just got on it episode of his and I'm like, okay, never. I'm maybe I'm doing okay. And I have to say, like I didn't realize when we started talking about Chad

more and more on the show, I didn't realize that he was as bad at this as he is. He's taken a different approach than Suthering John has, but not a better approach. Definitely not better. I don't think so at all, not better. This is like, they have a lot in common being unfunny and very unintelligent. And I think that's the thing that is the problem

for these guys who are trying to think three moves ahead. It's like, dude, just think about what you should do right now. Don't even work about three moves ahead because you have no idea. You're not a chess player in this. What's that? I mean, he doesn't think about the long game a lot of times when he writes this shit. It's like he wouldn't be living where he's living if it wasn't for Brennan. I mean, you know, he's with Gladwell Ape gave that apartment and that was through Brennan.

And Gladwell Apes, number one, Kevin Fand, you know, like he's an original beautiful boy. So, uh, I don't know Chad really thinks about that type of stuff. Brennan's like, well, I kind of know where you live if I really wanted to. But Brennan's like, no, I'm going to play the long game probably. And still end up coming out on top because, you know, this is the way he does it. What's your prediction for all this? Now, of course, by the time this comes out, things will probably have changed again. But, what I think is going to happen?

I don't know. I decided to keep my mouth shut on this Mondays with Melton thing. I think it's a fantastic move on Kevin's in because Chad does the Mondays with Mazer. So Kevin knew it was going to really bother him. So I'm excited to see how that's going to go. I don't think it'll last too long. But I know that Melton's gonna be doing the merch for those guys and that was kind of the trade off

for that is for him to do once a week on MLC if those guys wanna sell their merch, do Melton. Isn't it funny that Chad does these things like coomy as Cox and he tries to do these things to get under our skin and it doesn't work as we don't care because he's not a big deal and he's not good at this. But then when people do that shit back to him,

Mondays with Mel, like it does bother him, which is why he does what he does because he's so easily bothered by these things and taking off. It's also great is when he started the kumi as Cox, if you can remember, I was originally on the logo and then I came out on a, I think it was him I'll see your my show and I said,

I have a saying, like I think it was a my show and I said, I was saying like, I have transcripts of the stuff he said. And then, uh, what, it was like a week later, he always did was just remove me from the logo. And, you know, refused to say my name. And it's like, Bob's like, oh, he really hates you, doesn't he? I'm like, I guess so. I guess so. It's that bad, you know, okay, graduation. It's like, I think, uh, Melton actually summed pitch is out. Nobody, but it's like, I think Melton actually summed it up best. If I have a no-bott, I'm doing the same thing Chad's doing.

We talk into a microphone over the internet. It's like that. Yeah. Speaking of which, people can find Schemes Collective on your YouTube channel. Right, it's youtube.com. So Schemes Media, We have that show and then Stevie Lew and I wrap up MLC every Thursday directly following that show. And it's on

all your audio platforms of Stevie and ski after MLC and then of course the flagship show every weekend. We tried to do it on the weekends, make it a little bit easier for people out there. Awesome. And you're not doing the sad chat episodes anymore. We know, I mean, it got to, I woke up one day and I was like, I don't feel like doing this anymore because it's the same thing. We're going to continue to talk about it, but I'm not going to solely base the show. So if you had said Chad in your playlist, all we did was just change in the name of the show because there's too much going on out there, just to talk about

Chad. It was fun while I was. I know. You can I know you can't. You can't just want to laugh. I love that. I was getting way more viewers in my regular show, which seems to be, you know, people are paying attention to what's going on out there with this madness. Now, uh, ski mass, you head into the beach today? Memorial day.

I think so. I mean, you know, we got to get outside and do something. Do you wear your ski mass to the beach? Of course they do. You should see this tan line, man. That's amazing. Oh, where is? All right, buddy.

Thanks so much for hopping on and enjoying the show. Thanks for having me, man. Yeah. I mean, I hope people are enjoying this. I know we do a comedy show, but I'm fascinated by this individual. I've never met anyone in my life like Chad Zumak. I've never met anyone like this. He's like, it's really nice.

It's amazing. Yeah, he's,'s and he and everything he says about other people's a projection and it literally is everyone else is rubber and he is glue. There I said it. We're gonna tell the story about when we open for the misfits. Crosion I play in a bank called the isotopes. Yeah. We were asked by the owner of the montage musical. This guy Randy is a really nice guy. He has the misfits coming to town. He says, the ice it toast.

Would you like to open the show? And I believe my reaction was, fuck to the nose. Our drummer is a huge misfits fan for whatever. inexplicably, yeah. inexplicably, because he's a great musician. And yeah, the misfits for me have always been one of those lit mistests. Like there are some things when people are like, oh, I love the miss bits.

And I'm like, yeah, like that. And that's before I was assaulted by him. That's just that's terrible fucking music. I hate Glendanzig. I never think he's ever done. Marvel. He's across between Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison. And he can't pull off either one of them.

Yeah, he, yeah, the whole thing is bad and it sounds bad and it sounds terrible. The songwriting sucks. Everything about the misfits and I've been, I can remember times in my life when I spend hours talking about how much I hate the misfits. Yeah. In a row, hours in a row. Oh yeah. Talking about how much I hate the misfits because I was in punk bands and we were listening to punk rock I'm like I like a lot of punk. I can listen to the sedans and black flag and the missfits are fucking terrible

Yeah, yeah, and here we are opening for the missfits. Oh, yeah, but it wasn't quite the missfits. It wasn't gross No, it certainly wasn't because that's one of those bands that, you know, they did like, they had a one line up in 1979 or 1980 or some shit that people are crazy about and then everybody laughed immediately. And this one guy, the bass player of all fucking people. Jerry O'Neill, who wasn't even an original member of the misfits. Yeah, and can't play bass. He becomes then the bass player and singer, correct. And boy, he can't fucking sing even worse than he can't play the fucking bass. So we opened for the misfits and they're called the misfits and all the fans who wear the

stupid hot topic shirts and have the patches, they're all there to see the misfits. Because Jerry only with a guitarist and a random drummer are gonna play Miss Fitzsade. And they had as many road cases of T-shirts as they did gear. I mean, it was a rolling T-shirt. They're a merchandise band. It's a rolling T-shirt. Stan, that's not a band.

Correct. So, quick back run, our band, The Isletops. We do instrumentals. We do not talk on Sage. There's no microphones on stage. Instead, we have an announcer who communicates what we want to communicate to the audience in between songs.

The mysterious, I said to him now. The mysterious, I said to him now. No one knows who he is. No one could ever, no one's ever gonna find out. He sounds a lot like Kevin, but who knows? Who knows? Who knows who he is?

So we get out in there and what we do is we treat every show like a roast, we make fun of the other bands, the venue, whatever's going on in the news. Doesn't matter. We just rip on shit. We start off this show. Apparently our drummer pointed out to me that Jerry only sang the national anthem before like this really shitty amateur wrestling Like a roller derby or something like that. Yeah, like a roller derby event or something like that. So we started off this show before we even played a note. We started off this show by playing Jerry only singing in the national anthem.

Now remember we're opening four Jerry only. Now in my mind, these guys, the way the montages set up, they have the green room upstairs. And you walk up the stairs and you hang out, you don't have to pay attention to the crowd, you don't have to listen to the other bands, you just, so mind mine, no one's gonna know that we're doing this. I was wrong, but this is how we started out the show. And by the way, I'm gonna stop it.

At the point, this is the funniest point. I don't wanna go through this like a two-minute bit but I'll stop it. At this time we ask you to please rise and remove your hats and eye makeup for the singing of our national anthem I'm so proud that we have the twilight last week. So far so good right to punk rock bass play But you wonder with the song did you start the right key And here comes the part right here He changed the key! He just changed the key everybody! He was not gonna really hit that though! Not even. That was atrocious and if you remember Crush,

we have a flag, this is the ice-thump's flag, and we all just stood there for two minutes straight with our hands over our arms. Just trying not to laugh, as we played everybody in the room's hero, butchering the national anthem. To a packed fucking house. trying not to laugh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

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which I was surprised by. And we immediately started making fun of Glen Danzig. And I assumed that Glen Danzig is fair game. At this point, there's that video of him getting punched out. You know, Glen Dan is like, this built dude. It was a midget, but he's a built dude. And he thinks he's so tough. And there's that viral video where I think it's like

a dude in another local band or something, just fucking knocks him out of his ass. So we're making fun of the fact that Danzig is a chick with jokes like this. The isotopes all love vagina. So much so that this Halloween, they're all dressing up as Glenn Danzig. Am I right, people?

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We're just making fun of the misfits and Danzig and we don't give a shit and surprisingly everyone in the room you'd think we'd have no such a humor because these people particularly don't yeah we're laughing they're on board they're totally on board we even get to the point where we introduce our go-go dancers and we had two go-go dancers come to the stage and just so you know we play our own applause just in case nobody wants to applaud for the goger dances I want to make sure they feel like they're loved so that's how we do this. Ladies and gentlemen increasing the number of females at the show to two it's the Give it up for Johnny, Talia and Sharon Peters. Huge fans of gutter punk and premature shot and now more rice of the hopes. Alright, so now we're making fun of the audience. Yeah, it is.

Alright, if this next one I think is brilliant and remember they were opening for a band that's called The Misfits that doesn't feature Doyle or Glenn Danzig. So this was this next one. We were going to learn some misfits songs to play this evening, but then we found out there was already a misfits cover ban on the bill. And now, more rice of the hopes. I'm guessing that one was not well received by the guys in the so-called misfits. I guess not. They probably didn't like that. Well, they didn't like that. They certainly didn't like this joke.

And this is about the fact that the misfits were in the WWF. They did some pro wrestling stints for a little while. So we had to take advantage of that. You know the misfits used to wrestle in the WWF? I just wish they would have had a career more like Owen Hart or Chris Benoit. Oh yeah, and no more Royce doaps. All right, so then, Oh yeah, and no more rice dupes. Oh, all right.

So then this was the bit that we, it came back to us after all this went down, because it was what pissed him off the most. This was the straw that broke the sex back. This next one I'm about to play. And you're going to find out that the, when you listen to this, the find out who the joke is at. Yeah, okay. So these are dumb people who don't understand how jokes work, but listen to the thing

that pissed off Jerry only the most. This weekend Jennifer Lopez cried on stage while performing a song about her recent breakup with singer Mark Anthony and her related story, misfits basis Jerry only, cried backstage tonight when he realized he was at the montage musical in Rochester, New York, playing with the isotopes. Now what a point. Crucified right out the jokes for this band.

I believe that's a crucian. That is a crucian. Because anytime it points out something in pop music, I know I did't write it. So who are the jokes out in that? The jokes are on the fact that we're at the montage or we're making fun of the montage. We're in Rochester, we're making fun of that.

And you're playing with the ice of dumps. So the jokes are on those three entities. Yeah. And the thing that really pissed them off because they told us this afterwards, you said Jury only was crying. Like what did we do? Well we did. Let's see

the point. See the way that worked in the joke was. You shouldn't have us shit had opening for you. You're Jury Only from the basement. Okay. So these fucking retards. And then when we were about to finish the show, it was surprising. I didn didn't think it was gonna go down the way that it did. But we did have some foreshadowing. We did have this nail. This house is gonna go down. The isotopes have just one more song. If you want to talk to the map of the show,

they'll be running for their lives. Maybe just hit us up on Twitter. Ha ha ha! Got no. Oh, right, isotopes. So, again, I thought they would be upstairs in the green room hanging out,

doing whatever 65 year old punk rockers do. I assume it's putting on Ben Gay, whatever. No, they were standing in the back of the rooms, arms folded, pissed off at us the entire time. It didn't help that their audience enjoyed our jokes. Yeah, don't say. And they were not happy that before I get into the next part, I just want to play a couple other jokes that are not

related to investments, but I went back and listened to these today, like all these are kind of funny. Desert is always delicious, but still my all-time favorite course is intercourse. Oh no. It's such a stupid joke. But still my all-time favorite course is intercourse This next one though I love because and I made this rule we have to make fun of Katy Perry at every show Today is the birthday of singer Katy Perry Judging by the lyrics to her songs we'd like to wish Katie a happy eighth birthday. And now that's a crazy guy the way. All right. So we get down

the show. We load our shit off the stage. And what will do we know this guy Eric Chupacabra arc is trying to confront all of us one time like the drummer from the messments. And he found me first. And he found Crowsford. So we load our shit off the stage quick because we're nice people or polite. We know there's other bands. We have shit off the stage.

We have it all loaded to the side of the stage. Crowsford goes outside to probably smoke a cigarette. Yeah, I was smoking a butt real quick. Yeah. And yeah, this fucking dude, he was like, he was way shorter than me, but real Bill, you know? Yeah, he was as tall as he was wide. He really did.

And I didn't know, I did not know he was in a van or anything. And like, that's right up in my face. And he's like, hey man, I really enjoy the music. And I'm like, oh, hey, cool, thanks, man. I'll, you know, put my hand on his head his hand. He was like, what, I didn't like, was the, I really enjoyed the music. And I'm like, oh, hey cool, thanks man. I'll put my hand on his head. He was like, what I didn't like was the jokes. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, well, you know, I'm sorry to hear that.

I mean, you know, we tried to have some fun, you know, picking up on the montage, we kind of whatever. Well, you know, I didn't like it. And I don't know exactly what he was saying to me because it was, I was like, I knew things were going bad. I'm looking left and right. There's like a couple of up back smoking and so I

Flick the cigarette and then like one move turn and like try to get back into the door I'm a couple feet from the door and bam. I never saw it coming. Yeah, never saw it coming Got me right in the corner like right on the temple right above my glasses Armwise and I just saw fucking stars. Yeah, stars and I just I I crouched. I went like down. I was still on my feet but but crouched. I got kicked in the fucking face a couple times and then all of a sudden this dude pulled off I like stumbled inside. I'm still seeing like stars and shit and I made it into the bathroom to fucking put my face back together.

You know what your lip was bleeding? Oh I was on a fucking place. And then yeah I stumbled out and I saw that there was a bunch of commotion going on in the room. So I don't know who broke up the fight with you but obviously not someone who was concerned about the rest of our safety. Yeah. No shit. He then goes to try to beat up our keyboard player who's running to his car. Yeah. Will he get away? Will he be hard again? And then he goes and talks to our drummer.

And again, with the compliments. Well, you're a really good drummer. He's like, yeah, thanks, man. None of us know this guy's a bit of a mess. Yes, he's not a recognizable figure. And he goes, I didn't like the jokes. And of course, our drummer is just like, well, I don't have anything to do with that.

He probably fucking points his finger my way. This fucking guy writes all the jokes. So the guy walks over to me and he goes, I didn't like the jokes, and of course our drummer is just like, well, I don't have any to do with that. You know, he probably fucking points his finger my way. He's like, this fucking guy right down the jokes. So the guy walks over to me and he says, I didn't like the jokes. And at that point, I'm getting a couple of months from everybody, getting off the stage. And it's like, holy shit, great show. That we had a fucking circle bosh pit. Yeah, there I go.

It was so fun. And people were like, oh, I love the jokes. People were all laughing. And this guy comes up to me and he's like, hey, I didn't like your jokes. I'm like, okay, you know, this one's just like, I love the jokes, people are all laughing. And this guy comes up to me and he's like, I didn't like your jokes, I'm like, okay. You know, this one's just like, oh, whatever dude. You know, obviously the crowd is spoken kind of thing.

And as soon as I reacted in a way that wasn't like, oh my gosh, I can't believe we do something to offend you. Same thing, just out of nowhere. And I'm wearing my nerd glasses, we dress as nerds. I go down straight to the I go straight back backwards My glasses flung no exaggeration 20 feet. I didn't know where they went. Yeah

Thank God we had some friends there grabbed them pulled him back. Yeah, yeah, and I was stunned by I had no idea that that was going to go down Yeah, so then we load our shit out we're talking to Randy the owner of the place. And he's going, guys, I am so sorry. I can't believe this happened. We're going, yeah. What the fuck, man? This is crazy. Don't you have bouncers? Who's fucking managing this place? Yeah. And he goes, I know, I know, I know.

But you guys gotta go. The business wants you fucking out of here. Yeah. I was. I was like wait wait wait a second. They assaulted us Yeah, and we have to go yeah meanwhile Well, I don't want to watch the fucking miss the band for our drummer, but I like yeah, that's fine Yeah, the fuck out of here. So we all leave we have a buddy who's in another band practices in the same building as a hero I would call him a hero. Yeah, nothing short of a hero. An American hero. He watched the whole thing go down, and he's a big misfits fan.

He's in a punk band, and he does not like what he sees. And decides to take the wall into his own hands. Goes out and slashes the tires. All of the tires of their tour bus. and the misfits were stuck in Rochester all night Fucking stuck at the montage in Rochester right across from the hotel Cadillac the worst place to be in Rochester in October late October a terrible place to be. And it's just, it was an amazing thing that happened

because I've always hated the misfits. We got to play with them. It turned out to be a great show. Like, oh, this is awesome. And then, of course, it was the biggest debacle ever. So, of course, but they sure as fuck weren't gonna talk to us from the stage. stage they weren't there's just no fucking way man I mean, you know, I'm not one to blow smoke up my own ass

It's not the queue, but I am we fucking tore that place apart and we got the audio to prove it man That place we fucking rule. Oh, yeah, we do the whole show recorded. That's right and I guarantee those fuckers didn't man I know what the miss would sound like and it ain't fucking why I heard from people that it wasn't great yeah yeah yeah yeah totally was singing so I don't know how big it's I mean it's a rolling t-shirt factory it's not the music isn't a big concern of it you can walk into a hot topic it could be more entertained yeah been being in a misfit show as my second hot topic show so, final thing that happened, the next morning, and this is how people like me react to a situation like that.

I photoshop a picture of Chupacabra, the drummer from the misfits, sucking a giant dick, and I uploaded to our Facebook page. And 2011, Facebook was all the rage. Yeah. I upload this picture of this guy sucking a bean dick. It was a rather sizable penis. It was a huge dick and he's just sucking away at it.

And I upload this to our Facebook page and I feel like, all right, I was right with the world because that's the revenge you wanna get. It was taken down from Facebook because a complaint was made, which means he saw it and complained to get. It was taken down from Facebook because a complaint was made, which means he saw it and complained to Facebook. So there's tires were slashed and he sucked a dick. We went. That's the moral of the story, right? No, I mean, he was in that band for like eight months or

something. I don't think it was even a thing and they're certainly not going concerned, you know what I mean? So nobody fucking gives a shit about that band. No. And the ones that do, it's the t-shirt. You don't even mean they want the fucking t-shirt. What can I tell you? Do I tell you what the most famous thing about the misfits is that Metallica covered one of their songs?

That's how shitty they are. You guys have ever heard of the misfits? Oh yeah, Metallica does their song. On the album where they do all those three quart songs at all a sock yeah Hannah welcome back to the show. I feel like we should probably introduce you in the right way Hit me up aty-time You should have done the great TP family build, Chris Hit me up, Eddie Ty I'm just a devil

Looking for a partner Someone who knows how to read With great big-pins on girls Tell me back to your father Are you a natural redhead? Are you only Russian soul? So I could call this, hey, hey, you like acid? I can supply it, plus my friend already lives Yeah

I didn't many win the funniest guy in Philly contest, you know, I'm not sure. I know he's been doing a lot of stuff. Well, that song is only a minute 18, but it feels like the second side of Abbey Road for some reason. I don't know why that one. I never know. But it's great to do. So I just sit here and stare. Well, you're doing a good job of that. So Hannah, we've missed you the people have missed you

you haven't been on the show in a few weeks and I guess Some people are saying you've been laying low because you are actually in Christyly a sex cult is that true? I can't comment on that at this time. Okay. All right. There isn't that PI investigation going on. There's an active investigation. Yeah.

No, I've had some health stuff, but I'm okay now. I can function again. Oh, gosh. It sounds serious. It's not really. It's just like I was almost narcoleptic. So it was hard to do stuff. Narcoleptic meaning you were sleeping all the time?

Yep, zero energy. My thyroid died basically. Oh no, that sounds serious. That's okay, we're fixing it. We're on the my track. I didn't move again. Yeah. Now that I am, I realized today since I've been actually doing stuff again. I have stucho hands, but

oh no. Yeah, it reminds from manual labor though, not being a dirty little gofer. Keep those off the camera, Hannah. We can't have those on camera. I know. Okay, good. You weren't just pitching your palms because you're an alcoholic and scratched out to the bone. Has anyone made garbage pale kid art featuring Stuttering John? I don't think they have, that's a pretty good idea. People know what, I keep leaving you and know what a garbage pale kid is. Karlin, old. Are you?

Yeah. Were you born in the 80s? No, not the 80s. Okay. It's not that old. Oh, okay, all right. That's enough out of you. Bwicky Jedi with two bucks.

Yay, super chest. What time is part of on Mike Morse's socks? No card if today, but you'll see Cardiff because we are going to play to catch an alien and Dominic with two bucks. Carl was hungry for super chats. I am and I'll never be fed. I'll never be fed. I'll never be full.

Um, so Hannah, let's talk about an important issue that's going on. Okay. You informed me and I understand there's a plan to do a new photo shoot with Mint Salad. Yeah, I hope so. I'm trying to get up there in the fall to go visit her and go camping and stuff. So some people are saying this photo shoot is going to reveal full blush. Is that true? That's what some people are saying. Not to my knowledge. You haven't discussed details. Okay. Well, I guess the rumor mill is just flying wild then.

I guess it is. It really is. Snooker man with two pounds. Carl, eyes up please. How do you know where my eyes are, sir? the rumor mill is just flying wild then. I guess it is. It really is. Snooker man with two pounds. Carl, eyes up, please. How do you know where my eyes are, sir? You got me busted. Oh, um, peaches, one of earth peaches, Jesus Christ. Purple wanted me to ask you what you think of peaches. Purple wants to know what I think of peaches, like. Like the fruit peaches. No, like his cat.

He said the whip this in your face. Oh, yeah, I that's right. I see peaches in the discord all the time. Peaches is a cute cat. You know what? There's a lot of fun cats in our discord. I never thought that I would have tried cat people, but apparently that two likes laughing at jerks is cat people. Yeah. Yeah, the black cast has girl who suddenly falls asleep often that does sound a crystal clear type. Yeah, Christian, you might be out to something, my friend.

Maybe that's why that rumor started. Yeah, it wasn't my thyroid, it was a roofalon. I see. All right. Now, I feel like you're just joking around with us now. You're not really having sex with Chris DeLia. No. You're probably too old for him. I would imagine.

Yeah, probably. Guys, keep the questions for Hannah coming in. I'm keeping an eye on the chat over here. Of course, super chats are easier to read, as everybody does. But let's read some reviews and then we'll get to catch an alien. Okay. But let's read some recent reviews since you are our review girl. This one is from Bone Guy, Transphobic and Racist.

Okay. I'm going to guess that that is a five star review. It is five stars. She's actually joking. I don't know what it is. Okay, good. I feel like that could be a serious one too, potentially. Okay, this one's from Hammberger.

Oh, Snaggle Tooth Cringe. Thisuggle. Hamburger. Hamburger. Snuggle tooth cringe. This show needs more closure. The last time I needed closure this bad was when my Asian girlfriend left me unexpectedly. Hamburger. What does crows are up to do with your Asian girlfriend leaving you? That's a weird connection you're making in your head there, sir. But thank you, hamburger. I think that's probably, I appreciate the snaggle tooth talk,

I'm guessing that's probably a five star review. Sure is. Very good. I wonder if that's the same hamburger that's in the YouTube chat right now. We're in reviews from, we found a new source of reviews recently. Let's podcast addict.

Okay podcast addict. If there's other places, somebody sent me this, by the way, there's tons of reviews on here. If there's other places, somebody sent me this, like by the way, there's tons of reviews on here. If there's other places people are reviewing the show, let me know, because I know people aren't going to Apple podcasts as much anymore. Grimfews has a question for me.

Oh, I'll answer your questions now. Now that's fine. Two box, why does curl always get into boomer fights? Because I make fun of boomers. Or is he saying you are a boomer? Oh, maybe he's saying that I am a boomer. That's very possible as well. You know, it's interesting.

We do rag on some Gen Zers out there and they don't seem to take notice. They don't seem to get as upset. Probably because they're too busy driving around in a Ferrari and having 13 million YouTube subscribers to worry about it. And 13 million pronouns. There's a lot of pronouns going on right now. Hannah, that's a good observation on your part.

Yes. There's a good observation. Oh, speaking of, do you want one last review? Of course I want one last review. Okay, this is from Terry Berry, a garbage podcast from by pieces of shit who wouldn't understand the basic biology of gender if it slapped them in the face through their unabashedly worn clanhood. Really, it's the continued propagation of filth like this that reminds me that we have long ways to go before we have a properly cleaned and controlled internet.

Actually, talk to your wives for once in your lives and then you'll be able to make something of yourself instead of being another review show piggybacking off of others. Fuck you! Now, I don't know if it's the way that you read it, but I'm really hoping that that is a one-server that person is serious. It's a five-star. Ah, damn it.

I mean, thank you. You did it right. I appreciate that. I do like the five-star, so I was kind of hoping that person was serious about that. That would be fun. So here's a question from Turk February Hannah. What's that Ghostbusters thing back there?

Great question. Oh, yeah, this, so Mr. Hannah is really into Ghostbusters thing back there. Great question. Oh, yeah, this. So Mr. Hannah is really into Ghostbusters and builds proton packs and all kinds of stuff. So there are several proton packs he made back here and posters. Pretty much everything you can think of Ghostbusters. So did he like the reboot, the newer Ghostbusters movie? Yeah, he did. I think at first he wasn't sure about it, but he likes it now. The only one he didn't like was his dog. He wasn't sure how to feel about it.

Yeah, yeah. The only really shitty one was the one with where they tried to make Girl Ghostbusters. I think that was the one everyone's like, I've never seen that one. And I feel like I've seen too much of it. I couldn't watch it. It was seems seems pretty terrible and by the way Ghostbusters 2 also is a turn of a movie that movie sucked It's not good. He likes that one. It's really bad It's not even close to as good as the the original pony power two with two bucks

Did mr. Hannah get a new printer? No, he still has the same two that he's had I think you might be getting another one soon but yeah what do we talk about a 3d printer oh yeah 3d printers and is that how he makes his ghost buster stuff some parts of it what does he do for what is that? Oh, I'm asking a question. What does Mr. Hannah do for a living? Let's see, up to him. He wasn't geologist, and now he works with his dad, who has a company selling light construction equipment.

So he travels a lot doing that kind of stuff. And then what he gets from you. He leaves you home alone, does he? Yeah. Interesting. That's a weird career move to go into sales from being a geologist. It's just because there's more money in that. Well, there's more money in it. And then it was also since it was his dad's company, I think it was, uh, that's why here,

less forehead. I know. There you go. Jody B. That's very rude of you. He says, question for Hannah. Can I please see less forehead andhead and more deaths, please? Two pleases.

I guess that was polite. We said please, yeah. All right, so it's a dance company. So there's some nepotism going on. He gets all the proofs and everyone, his coworkers all hate him, probably. Actually, it's just like him and his dad and his brother. So, it's fine. My, my dad and his brother, so. Okay. It's fine.

My old business partner, both of his sons. So I was a partner at a company with a guy who owned another company as well. And we were all on the same building. And his two sons worked for the other company and they didn't have to work or do anything or even show up and he didn't fucking care. And then one time I tried to sit down with his one son

and teach him how to do something. And then I guess he complained to his dad and I got yelled at for teaching him how to do something. Yeah, so I have a bad experience with, I don't know, father and son relationships and a business. Maybe that's just me though. Yeah.

No, it gets interesting. Yay, super chats. Jim Sennelah. I thought there should be more syllables there for some reason. I was about to be like, Jim Sennelah, it's not that. Jim Sennelah.

I'm torn about Hannah. On one hand, she's setting off my fear of clowns. On the other hand, she is awakening my red Sonia infatuation from the 80s LOL JK. Is it the red hair that is the clown thing? Maybe. Maybe. Or just my personality.

This is a good question by Japanese fart enthusiast. Does Hannah feel threatened by the AI review girl? As soon as they figure out how to give that thing bigger cans, it's over for her. What do you think about that Hannah? Yeah, I mean, I said the same thing. I was surprised that she was very conservatively dressed and didn't just have like big giant robot boobs Yeah, I'd say once that's in the works, that is threatening. Robot boobs.

Now everyone's getting excited. Where's Casey? I was just messaging with Casey the other day. She is in Northern Florida. I don't know if she wants to be saying this, but I'm not giving anything away. Her and her husband bought a house that no one had lived in for like 10 years.

They bought this like a abandoned house. And she's like, yeah, there's barely any holes in the roof of like, what the fuck are you guys up to? Holy shit. She looks a very different lifestyle than I do. Yeah. Florida is not a climate I would want holes in my roof. No, it gets a little raiding sometimes. Mm-hmm. I'm not sure if you're worried about it. Are you getting a house in Florida? I can never confirm nor deny these allegations. I'm going gonna be there later today, which I'm very excited about.

That'll be cool. Ray Bwant with a New Zealand 220. Can Hannah do star jumps? Oh, good question. Can you, can you do star jumps? She's still recovering, Ray. But that's a good question. All right, let's play to catch an alien.

It's just you and me today. So we got to work out for us. Don't say that. Get confidence, David. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Accepted today. It's almost celebrated. Oh, she's so brave and strong. You know, she's such a great entrepreneur Really? Yeah, what a loser you are buddy. Rich. I had a friend and I couldn't believe that I had to say she's doing what and they were low on money

And he said you know, she goes on. He's like uh... you know we made three thousand dollars and only fans uh... am i okay alright uh... aren't you guys i can gauge you have a she made three thousand one week what did she do she figured herself wait a minute wait a minute the girl you're about to engage to figured herself for three grand on only fans

yeah but nobody touched her And this is how these people think. It's crazy. Like it's okay for her to show her shit. And somebody, and however many three grand worth four grand worth, watch the girl you're about to marry finger herself. She must will just be with that. He seems pretty excited about it. I'm like, yeah, we get it. We get it, Tommy. Jesus, we got it. He's not only fans, but it's a band of yes. We're going to show this works. Yeah, super chats. Almost crutch $10. I'm partially go spusters to maybe because as a child, I was so scared of Virgo. I couldn't sleep for two weeks, left a lasting impression. I loved the new one, by the way. All right, someone else likes that movie. You know these are playing on Comedy Central the times Just not did you say Virgo Carl? Why what did I say? I think you said Virgo instead of Vega. Oh

Carl are you secretly into astrology? It's not it's no secret I get really excited about a VGO all right right, I haven't seen that moving a while. On June 8th, we always watch the first one in the second one because it's Ghostbusters Day. Why is it June 8th, Ghostbusters Day? I think it was the day that it first came out, the original one. It's not as clever as the Star Wars Day thing.

No. All right, sorry to interrupt. Let's get back to this. This is some conversation, Tommy's having. Oh my goodness, but that's All the best of that. Yeah, maybe they'll be people at the wedding that subscribe to the only thing. Yeah, let's go to the wedding. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, finger for 3k, I guess 6k to fuck. B. I hope they bring a big envelope.

Next. Maybe a new only fans here. Come to my wedding. For they always say a horror in the sack, not at the altar. Lastly, only the husband should see his wife finger herself. It's sacred to catch an alien. Wow, this is a tough one, I think. I know. Normally I don't go first, but I think today I will. And I really want it to be four, of course.

And it might be, I almost think it's be big envelope, because it doesn't even make fucking sense. It's so stupid. I mean, that's B big envelope because it doesn't even make fucking sense. It's so stupid. I mean, that's something Tommy would say. I don't know, what do you guys think? Andy says it's two. The black cast says number one, you could fuck the bride for 6,000.

Tommy from Marys thinks it's number two. Void race is ended with one. All right, I'm going to big envelope. I just have a feeling. I want it to be for Hannah. What do you think? I think it's one because he just keeps saying fingers. Your selfie says it over and over again. Yeah. So I think it's a one. But I wish it was to I could see him going. They bring a big envelope. All right. Let's find out. a big envelope. Alright, let's find out. Watch the girl you're about to marry finger herself. She must will just be with that. Oh my goodness. But that's how it is today.

Yeah, maybe they'll be people at the wedding that subscribe to her only friend. Yeah, I hope they bring a big. world. We'll bring a big envelope. Yes. And a big donation to the booster for that one. And then what do you say to this? You know, there was I always break his balls about this. Anyway, one day Rob, my engineer, he couldn't make it. So I call this guy who's always complaining about money. You know, needs 300 500. I say do you want to come in for two, three hours, hit buttons, whatever, I'll edit it after it?

He says, I'm cooking a crock pot. I can't come in to do it. Now, you've been bugging me for weeks about this. Now, this is a man. This is fascinating. So, a card of his specularity, he's talking about Scott the engineer right here. Because as we know after,

Senator John brought Scott on the show, Scott then got a job doing some engineering for Tommy. Let me back that up now that we know the context of this. This is interesting, because it sounds like Scott the engineer, if I had a guess. And then what do you say to this? I always break his balls about this anyway.

One day Rob, my engineer, he couldn't make it. So I call this guy who's always complaining about money. He needs 300, 500, blah, blah, blah. I say, do you want to come in for two, three hours, you know, hit buttons, whatever, I'll edit it after it? He says, I'm cooking a crock pot. I can't come in to do it.

Now you've been bugging me for weeks about this. Now this is a man. I'm cooking a crock pot. Rich, I don't even know what a crock pot is. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the fingers to catch an alien. Also, Tommy, a crock pot. Get something you can use to slow cook meats or stews. Right. Got you by subreddit surfing wins. Is it eight on YouTube? Yeah, I guess they don't have crock pots in Pennsylvania. Where Tommy is from. Must that must be the case All right, well, wow

Producer Chris wasn't here to see it I'll have to text him and tell him that I want Yeah, I know He's keeping the official score I feel like you're good at to catch an alien I feel like I am too Thanks Hannah

Thank you for saying that I actually have not wanted a very long time. It has not been going well, so I'm glad we're able to rebound there. All right, well we can wrap things up. I appreciate you coming on. It's good to see it. It's been too long.

Yeah, you too. Hopefully we'll get you on. I know Wednesdays are tough for you. How many hours a week do you work? Is it seem like you're working all the time? Probably between, I say on average, like 45, Tough for you. How many hours a week do you work? Is it seem like you're working all the time? Probably between, I say on average, like 45 to 50. That's too much.

Yeah. I can't admit my review girls with full-time jobs and working extra hours. It's just, it's gonna fuck up my schedule. And that's a problem. Well, I know the nerve. Well, I'm trying to get better on Wednesdays. Like if I can get to the gym at 5.30 in the morning, then that makes Wednesdays easier.

Now you're talking. Yeah. Now this is making sense. So when you're saying I'm working late, you're just going to the gym after work. And that's why you can't read reviews. And no, I am working late too. But I'm just squeezing. You do have to squeeze everything in.

Thank you for sending me up for that one. I appreciate it. Snooker man with two pounds, thanks Hannah. I should announce to you, I should have said this up in the upfront. I am getting some submissions for petty broken skull songs. Now that he is just like livestreaming every day and he's just talking about me and oh His patreon is up to oh god. I'm sorry to get distracted on you real quick

But let me see what his number was X I was looking at the other day and I was very happy for him and then Doug from the jingles apartment sent me a video clip of him saying that he would allow me to come back on his Patreon 32 patrons, wow. He has doubled it in the last week. That's exciting. He's got to be excited about that. I like that he's actively calling you out now when he talks about you.

There's no eluding to it. He's just saying it. Yeah, I think he's finally trying something different, which I give him credit for. Like for a long time, he was just doing the same thing over and over, got to get the same shitty results. And he's like, maybe I should do everything the exact opposite.

I guess you definitely should. Jay says, his hand is coming to Furndown. That's a good question. Can you make it to Detroit for our live show? September 15th? No, I won't be able to make that one. I wish I could go, but we have like a bunch of stuff we have to go to like weddings and someone's having

their wedding in Croatia. So yeah, so we're trying to just like not, we're gonna chill out a little bit. Are the people having the wedding in Croatia from Croatia? No, let me tell you this, they don't want you to go. The reason why they're having a wedding in Croatia you this. They don't want you to go. The reason why they're having a wedding in Croatia is so that they don't have to have anybody there.

Because that is definitely like a move that you make when you're like, I don't want people at my wedding. I want to go to Croatia then. I think they're trying to be equally inconvenient for everyone because her husband is from Australia and then she's from here. So instead of one family having to travel or one group, it's just everyone has to. Yeah, that's great. Great. A solution that pleases nobody. Excellent. But yeah, no, I can't make it. That's disappointing. What? It's disappointing, but maybe we can get our AI review girl to show up and in Detroit.

Or Vicar Casey. Or Mary Beth. What's not forget about our other review girl, Mary Beth. We also have our results girl from the creep off Jessica. Yeah. There's a lot of possibilities here. Maybe I'll just get Tony from back the movies to read reviews. Or Tony. I heard you trying to start shit on one of the creep off episodes asking Jessica,

Jessica, if there's like any rivalry, no. She is very nice and does a good job. She is very nice. It does a good job. You got to meet her in Philly, right? I didn't really get to meet her. Oh, okay. I hope at the next one. Kyle says get Jessica, she's hot. She's a very attractive lady. I agree with you, Kyle.

All right, I'm doing a bad job of wrapping things up as usual. Yeah. Any other questions for Hannah before we, oh, I think I missed a super chat. Let me just double check this. I guess I did. Lawyers, guns and money for five bucks. Happy Saturday to Carl and Hannah.

Happy Saturday to you. Lawyers, guns and money. Saturdays are the days that I work, but I'm not complaining. It sounds like I'm complaining. Sounds a lot like I'm complaining. Sounds like I'm complaining. I'm done. All right. I think that's going to wrap things up.

Is this the Saturday show? Yes, Mike Cuts. I'm getting on an airplane a little bit, so I will not be able to do a show. But next week and I'm back to my regular schedule, I'll be back. Oh, this is a good question. Show us your boobs. I get to get on our Patreon for that, sir. I'll be back. Oh, this is a good question. Show us your boobs. I get to get on our Patreon for that, sir. That's how that happens.

Yes, thank you, am I canceled? Yes. Dan, we almost got it to parody songs. I know, I got sidetracked there for some reason. Yes, extend in your petty puke water parody songs because we're getting some submissions and we also wanna name the review girl, the AI review girl. We need a name for that.

The review girl is Susanna, that's not bad, Jody B. That's a really good idea. Or maybe we can get the real Susanna to be a review girl on the show because I wanna talk to her. I have some questions about to her, because the last chapter that we did from Centering John's book was extremely in polite

to Susanna and describing her vagina as a manhole with a mustache. So I have some questions I want to ask Susanna about how she feels about that. God. Yeah, it's pretty rough. I guess that works on two ways though if he meant like a whole for men and then also did he mean like sewage manhole or stormwater manhole as well? He was talking about size. He was talking about the size of a manhole and because he doesn't shave it had a mustache It was quite rude

Ray bought with another $5.50 New Zealand dollars Paddy is the best I love him. I want to have his babies That's a little bit crazy, but you got it red. Yeah, he's already got two, so what's a couple more? I know. And then what is point two saying, why did you pick a blind co-host for your podcast? It uses the most visuals.

Good, that's a good question. Yeah, why? He seems to be able to see well enough to know what's going, I mean, I usually have to explain to him what's going on, but when he picks out the videos, he picks out good question. Wow, why? He seems to be able to see well enough to know what's going, I mean, I usually have to explain to him what's going on, but when he picks out the videos, he picks out good videos. So I'll give him that. Yeah, I like blind Michael A.

I do too. He's a good guy and I enjoy his show. I was actually just listening to it. I was listening to him reviewing Richard Ojeta, talking to a Native American person, which was really funny. All right, Hannah, again, for the fifth time, I'm going to end this thing. Good to see you again. We'll talk again soon. Okay, folks, what the episodes oh

That was a great episode that was really great go fuck yourselves have a good week Jesus. I gotta go This is getting stupid by guys. I don't know who gives a shit. Why may be still doing this. I'm out of here Okay, bye.