Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep418 - Trash Tuesday w/ Annie & Esther & Khalyla

Episode Date: June 11, 2023

This week we examine the female Brendan Schaub - Khalyla Kuhn. And while we're at it, we discover that Annie Lederman is the dumbest person in the world and Esther Povitsky thinks she's a comedian. This whole Bobby Lee universe is bizarre. He has allowed Khalyla, a complete psychopath, to completely humiliate him. Blind Mike is back on the show with a few examples of how truly unfunny and uninteresting Annie Lederman is when she's not doing standup. Then Ray DeVito podcasts from his friend's house and pisses everyone off, Patty Pukewater actually watched our latest video about him and is actively responding in the comments, Chad Zumock did another afternoon livestream where he's wasted and we get reactions from Kevin Brennan, Anthony Cumia, and Jim Florentine. But we're not done yet. Opie is completely unhinged and goes off on WATP and Steel Toe, and at the end I tell you about my nightmare of a vacation in Florida. blindmike.net Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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give us a five-star review and have a podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Trash Tuesday with Annie Esther and Kaleila. This is a show that's probably long overdue. What we've seen there is a reddit, a subreddit, which is our slash Kaleila. And it turns out we have found the female Brendan Schobb, which is ironic in a lot of ways. Yeah, I guess so because Schobb's the one that sparked it basically. Right. I mean, he's kind of the reason why she got on a lot of people's radars.

I mean, she is the co-host with Bobby Lee on Tiger Belly, which is a pretty big show, but we're not talking about that today, although we probably will. Today we're talking about the show the she does with her buddies, Annie Letterman, Esther Paviski and Kali- and it's Kaliakoon. On the show, Trash Tuesday, I can't believe this is even a show. It is so bad. The conversations that they have, it's so all over the place and just lacks direction. No one knows what the fuck they're talking about. I'll start off with the clip that I think sums up the show for me. Annie and Esther are talking about

comedy because they both do stand up. And Klyla just entrusts with a total non-sequitur and she can barely even get it out. I don't even know if she knows what she wants to say, I just wanted to start talking, because the other two were talking. Yes. If you want to know how far he's coming to his career, I did comics unleashed with him. Oh, yeah, that was not a high-end.

Did you come up with a leash? Not a highlight for any. Comics unleashes so funny. Did I tell you guys that I ran into an ex not Bobby Looking my absolute fucking worst. I think that's good for you And you know what you're not wrong. I had a sweat mustache. I had just woken up I was stumbling over to like a nearby grocery store.

I was crusty. Yeah, we can picture that. You could have stopped and just say, I look terrible, but yeah, okay. No, I haven't in my mind. My mind size got this one. Kaleila. I like, they're on a comedy podcast,

talking about inside comedy stuff. It didn't seem like it was really going anywhere, but Kaleila's just like, hey, let's knock it off there. Yeah, I know, she totally thwarted that whole conversation. Yeah, it's good. I ran into someone the audience doesn't know. Let's get into that.

Let's talk about that for a minute. This needs a little sweatbust ash. All right, so actually, I'm bearing the lead, and thank you for, hey, it's Travis for reminding me here on the YouTube chat. The reason why we were talking about her on who are these socials recently is because there's this clip that went out and it went out and somebody pulled it up on that subreddit I was talking about.

And apparently, Kalaila is like, sucked with her brothers, like, not stepbrothers, but actual, I mean, she says that she has, let's start with that. Here's the thing that Reddit has picked up on is that if all of her stories are true, there are step brothers, half brothers, full brothers, possibly, we're not sure if they're related brothers. It's the fish story has grown exponentially over the years of parallel.

Okay, so here is a clip that we actually played on Who are these Socials? And I think this was sparked us to say, we gotta look at this show. This is insane. What's going on? Yeah. Orange and other alive. My brother was still alive. Is he your baggy? We're still banging. We were still banging. We're back. That brother or pass out brother. That brother. That brother. Yeah. She's had sex with a brother that might be biological. Yeah, but we we ever know? I think we don't know. We'll never get that answer. But it still counts.

Yeah, the sex counted. Okay, but you know, we'll keep it as a maybe. Do you wait to have Dick, uh, M.E. Jeff? No, because he was the brother, he was the brother. Yeah, he was the brother. Best brother. He was that brother?

Perfect penis. I was like, oh my god for being my step brother You have a baby is second brother his he was the one who got circumcised a little too much And so his dick wouldn't fully expand and it would hurt him But he had I remember having like a really big untamed bush and but in really sex was great with him Anyways, I'm uncomfortable. I bet mentioned this when we talked about this before, but circumcised too much. It's just like the worst combination of words

I can think of in a sentence. That sounds so awful to me. It's a bit of a hitterous. If you need an excuse. Hey, Doc, I think you're taking too much off there. You do your child, you mind. So the thing that I noticed, and it seems to be the thing that I've noticed,

and it seems to be the issue that Reddit has taken with her, is that she'll throw these stories out there, and if it was in print form, she'd be going for sensational headlines. Like I fucked my brother. Right. But then like the moment, there's even an ounce of questioning,

like Esther Povitzki's like, wait, your full brother and she's like, no, not really. And it's like, oh, well're full brother and she's like, no, not really. And it's like, oh, well then it's not as interesting. But do you want it to be an interesting story or isn't it? It's one of the other, I don't get what you're doing. So yeah, this is interesting, because as I've been diving into this,

this is a whole world that I've not really been a part of, because I don't really care about these people, but maybe I should, because there is, there's something going on here, and I gotta get to the bottom of it, because what's happening now is the Tiger Belly, Bobby Lee, the show that he does with Kaliila, is suing Wondery for breaking their contract.

They signed a 39 month contract that multi-million dollar contract and now Wondery's dropping the show. And the reason why they're dropping is what they're citing, Wondery is citing, is that Bobby Lee talks about having sex with an underage hooker in the Philippines. And some other show that he was on there,

like, well, a Morals clause is kicking in and we no longer want to work with you because of this. So these people, and this is what Chad was talking about, he was like, everyone lies on podcasts. I'm like, really don't, and then I'm watching all this, I'm like, I guess that is the formula. I guess that is the winning formula. It's just fucking lie and make up stories.

Here's the thing. So I've got, we talked about this a couple weeks ago, I talked about that Bobby Lee lawsuit. Yeah. And I was like, it's kind of a weird instinct to tell these outrageous stories like that story that Bobby Lee told about the hooker is something he told on Opie and Anthony.

When Opie and Anthony was still showing, he's been telling this story for 10 years. Right. And then when he got a little pushback on it, he's like, I was joking. Now, I don't think Bobby Lee should get in trouble by any means for telling that story. He is a comedian.

He can be as outrageous as he wants. But it's weird to go on a podcast consistently. Tell this story over and over again. And then be like, no, I was, guys, do you think I'm not lying to you all the time? I was lying. Yeah, I get about that. It's a bad move because I don't want to listen

to a podcast or make some stories all the time. I don't find that to be interesting. Right. Yeah, so I've gotten comments where people are like, you don't think people lie on podcasts and I'm like, well, I try not to. Right. I'm doing it wrong, but I typically don't,

because if I get caught, I look like a fucking moron. Right, and the interesting part about this, people are speculating that it's actually because Tiger Belly, people aren't watching it as much anymore, probably because they hate Kaliila so much, because she sucks. So, one of her, he's looking at this, and they're going, oh my God, the numbers are dropping.

We're not getting the advertising revenue. We thought we were gonna get from the show. We promised all this money. How do we get out of this contract? And so, they're like, well, you said you fucked it underage horse, oh So there's that. Kaleila, get more brothers quick. All right.

Yeah, that does seem like the more likely scenario because like Bobby Lee is a guy like the most famous story that I know of Bobby Lee is that he got his dick sucked by his cousin who has down syndrome when he was a kid or something like that. That sounds like a story. The funky Eskimo would tell that. That's like a story the funky Eskimo would tell. That's how fun it is. It's a series of books.

Oh, okay. The Down syndrome cousin. But like that's what I know of Bobby Lee. So it's like for Amazon or Wundery to look at him and be like, well, this is a man of morals. That's not what they were doing. Yeah, right. Good point.

The standup guy. Yeah. So I don't know. We'll see what happens with that lawsuit. It should be interesting. Mike, why don't you pick up why I left off and tell me what you picked up on from this show? And by the way, is this your first time actually watching an episode? Other than the only time I've watched Trash Tuesday is when Annie Letterman said that Brendan Schobb tried to walk her back to his drug as they say. Right. And put the moves on her. So that's when I listen in.

I should say that I liked Lenny Letterman as a comedian. I thought she was funny. I thought it was weird that the comedy store documentary dedicated an episode just to her. That was an odd move. But I think she's kind of funny, whatever. But then listening to this podcast, made me realize what LA does to comics.

Because any letterman like came up in New York and moved LA. And there's an element of New York in her. But then there's also a lot of the stories that she goes down, Kalala, Esther, all of them. That they tell that like if they were in the New York podcast, seen people would be like, what the fuck are you doing? And I think the best example of what I'm talking about is clip number seven,

where it's like, this isn't really a story worth telling. I don't think it's just something that happens to people. I'm gonna say about ringtones. I lose my phone all the time. And so what I started doing is I go, hey Siri, play who let the dogs Out. And then from a pile of clothes, it's like, Who Let The Dog That? Ooh, ooh, ooh, it's like the fucking best. Wait, that's a really, I never thought that. It's the best. It's the best.

It's the best. Hmm. Smart and like a really good idea is how they're presenting it. And it's just like, I couldn't find my phone is the story. Yeah, I hope she's have least a dated, Annie, because she looks out of it. She's the only one who for some reason,

stairs at the camera. This is one of those talk shows where the set set up so the three of them are kind of sitting around and looking at each other and it just keeps staring at the camera for some reason, which is awkward. And she's got some bombs on here like bombs away with this one. And what's great is that watch the other two hosts just pretend it didn't happen they just kind of want to be like let's just move on and not address that. Wait what school and is he living in the dorm? He's gonna go to Oxideynal and he's living in the

dorms and I'm hard to say. Oxideynal sounds like a Jewish accident doesn't it? Oxideynal is it's Oxideynal it's a good school. It's like four The docs excellent. Pretty great area. Eagle Rock. Good one. Oh, man. Oh, wow. She lost confidence too. By the answer, Jesus. Like, you know, I'm sorry. What? I can't quite also respond it as if it was a real question. She's like, I don't know if it's a Jewish school, but it's a good school. Right. They're all idiots.

And to your point about New York versus the West Coast, that's one of those things where anyone at gas digital or any of these other networks would be like, what the fuck did you just say? What did you think of the show? Occidental would be the title of the episode. Yes. They would have spent 20 minutes on it. Yeah.

It's the worst joke ever. And they just go, oh, no, it's fine. That's all good. Yeah. So now they're going to introduce the theme of the show. I guess each show has its own theme and they're dressed up like they are working at a diner of two of them are not Annie Which we'll get into but this is just more anti bombing all over the fucking place. Wait sign up Should we introduce today's thing? Yeah, please cuz I'm fucking dying in this so maybe a burger bitch

Where I can barely breathe this feels like a corset on my body. That's what I want when I have a burger made for me I want something to be like I feel like I'm dying. And I just want to add that I needed help from Bryce to put this on. Why are you sexually assaulting all of our people? What is she talking about? It doesn't have to happen. Those are the pills talking I think.

Yeah. Doesn't it seem like that? Well, it's also weird that they have a theme to every episode because it never seems to matter. Like they'll mention it for a second. They'll basically mention what they're wearing, but it's not like they talk about diners or anything. And I think my clip 14 is where they're they're wearing like, I don't know, supposedly sexy outfits or something. And Kaliila is talking about hers and thinks she would like to add to it, which would, I guess, make the podcast better somehow.

Stickers, you guys, that was the essential part of my outfit. I thought I'd glitter too. For some reason, I just thought there'd be glitter in my car. I told Kaliila, I was like, I think I've glitter in my car somewhere. I know, this is... There wasn't. There's a lot of other stuff in there. Speaking of eyes wide shut, I got these.

Oh! Is that gover for each leg? For each umbub, it says I'm horny. I have a banana tattoo. Oh my God, now she thinks those fake tattoos are tattoos and that oh yeah, this is actually a star. She's all I just, that's her. So I guess I gotta dress these women up.

Like they come across as if they're like hot. People wanna watch this show because these attractive girls like it's simcast or something, I just don't see it. And while I was doing my research, I was going back and I was watching older clips of Kaliila. I was like, oh my gosh, she actually used to be an attractive woman.

And she's not anymore. And I don't know because of her personality or if she just is a gross person and it shows it's starting to show through now. I think that is a big part of it. I think the personality is a big part because a lot of what that R-slash collila does is put together compilations of her basically just cucking Bobby Lee and essentially forcing him

and do an open relationship. I don't know these people at all. I don't know what their real lives are like, but the way she talks does sound like she's constantly putting Bobby down and basically talking about him like he's a bitch. And sometimes she'll even say stuff like, I had this one guy that I dated for 10 years and he was such a pussy, I just took advantage of him. It's like, we know who you're talking about.

You're not old enough to have had multiple 10 year boyfriends. Yeah. She definitely has turned or had turned Bobby into a cock in a lot of different ways. And I was going back and watching some interviews that were very uncomfortable where she's talking about having three ways with guys and how she manipulated guys into fucking her and took advantage of these dudes

like right next to what Bobby's sitting there and then she was talking about how Bobby's friends were messaging her through Reya, the dating app and cucking him there and she's like flirting with these guys and probably fucking them because she seems to like like to fuck everybody a lot. It's just not an attractive look. So you notice there that Esther, no, not Esther Koo is somebody asked in the

Esther Povitz score. Yes. And Jody B from Poe Boyz podcast says, no, you thought the client was high because she used to sit next to Bobby Lee. All right, that could be true. So he's dating her. All right, she's a Ted. And then he put her next to the tragic guy.

I go, what the, what do I think? You notice that right there, Esther said she had a banana tattoo. They do this thing and it's very awkward. I don't understand the timing of this. They're getting into a deep, heavy conversation. And then this happens on the show. Like we're always like, we repeat it.

You know, it's part of our thing. We make it make it but it's like these are things that actually behind doors hurt Like I found like a lot look I do a little bit of a joke and stuff on stage about stuff Yeah, and I like talking about it to like help people When I tell you about like getting dittled like Annie and I like every week, right? Yeah. Like I really want the audience to know that I don't find that it's not disposable information that no longer hurts us. It's just that in that moment, we're intellect, we're telling you this is what happened, we're intellectualizing it, but I could promise you that like,

when I hit those topics with a therapist, I am inconsolable, I cannot breathe, I vomit. Okay, so they're talking about getting molested as children and in the middle of it, there's a banana brain. Yeah, and the producer comes out, and the bananas, there's a whole graphic, a fun song, it's like, I wouldn't be like,

just let them finish this thought. Yeah, before she's talking to Ditto as a child, because you just please not breathe the bananas out there's a whole graphic, a fun song. It's like, I would have been like, just let them finish this thought. Before she started looking at Ditto as a child, because you just pleased not bring the bananas out right now, the girl eating bananas and talk you on any top. Yeah, it didn't stop us. Well, it's also, it's also weird to be like, when I talk about this stuff, I'm crippled and I can't breathe and I sob. Yeah. You brought it up.

We didn't ask you about it. You're right. You're sure. Talk about whatever you want. Yeah, I know that the the conversation women, I shouldn't say that. Let me rephrase that. These women cannot hold a coherent conversation

for more than two minutes between the three of them. Someone has to veer it off and take it off on a wild tangent that nobody could possibly care about. All right, so Klaila's asked why only Asians have storylines of parents fucking their children. I, the reason why I'm struggling with this is because it's so absurd. I couldn't believe I saw what I saw. Can I tell you what I'm noticing?

Yeah. Is that every clip you pulled is a clip I almost pulled, but I like couldn't fully even understand where to begin. I know it too, because I saw your clips and I'm like, oh shit, we did the same episode. The most recent one, but then I was looking at what you clip and I went, oh, that's all the stuff that I did clip. All right, so that kind of works out. Kind of works out. Wow, all right. When Bifleans and Mike have this question, why do you think?

Okay, they're talking about Back to the Future. So let me back it up. Let me play this clip first, because I guess Annie's only seen, or Esther's only seen three movies and Back to the Future is one of them, and they're very confused about the plot of it for some reason.

I say we go back to the future. Okay, I'm gonna fuck my dad or whatever happens in it. I don't know, no, no. I'm not like someone bang their mom. He's attracted, no. You don't wanna bang their mom. He's attracted. No, you don't want to bring your mom because you've been sent them. I did it out. We're talking about why did it now? We're going back to episode one where his mom has a crush on him. Right.

That's their volumes. They're not called episodes. I know that. Did I say that? Yeah. Well, oh my god, you're bombing at this writer's straight. Oh my god. Is it television or movies? Is it tell back in time? I wouldn't accuse anybody else and buy it. I know, Andy. You should the last one. You should I mean use that word. Holy shit. So, all right, so they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Obviously, and then that goes into this clip that I was about to play. When Bifleans and make out of this. The questions. Why do you think that only Asians have enough balls to put a parent fucking their own child into a storyline? You came back to this. You're boiling this movie for me.

And you keep squiling this movie. Also, that's very disrespectful to our new hire Liz. Who is Asian? You did not ask her if she identifies as Asian. Oh, I'm sorry. We've been down here before. I actually just assumed that. We Liz, what is your ethnic heritage?

I'm Vietnamese. I wish you would have said German. Yeah, hard. None of your fucking business. That really hit me because when she said, have enough balls. I pictured meeting a man who was fucked his own daughter and sticking my hand out and saying, you've got balls, sir.

You've got to sit up breast, no sun. A lot of his Caucasus would have done that. Good on you, Bobby. That's pretty impressive. The stones on you, my friend. So now this topic goes into what kind of Asian porn they watch and Annie thank God admits she's bad at jokes in this clip. I was glad that she did that There's certain things that they'll do that I think it's kind of like I want to know. I'll tell you what I like

Go ahead. Okay, so why look for my category occasionally lately it's just been Asian Lee Occasionally, that's pretty Annie It's the pun it's the pun couch It's when eight Japanese men one girl and they're using 20 types of different contraptions on her and she's like just she can't stand that she's coming so much but she is also not like it's a whole thing. You could tell by the time she got to the end of that she's like okay this is a bear is like it's a whole thing I don't want to talk anymore about it.

So there's there's eight men and 20 contraptions. Oh that's very specific. I've not seen this category. It wasn't a video alright? Yes. That's very specific. I've not seen this category. It wasn't a video, all right? Yes. I think she was the producer of this one. She really lost confidence there at the end.

I think she thought they were gonna be like, oh yeah, I fucking love those videos. And then you bring out that one deal, it's like seven feet, and then it's a whole thing. Yeah, oh gosh. Yeah, that's a lot of what Kaleila does is like starting big and then pulling back. And she feels like she has to be like the sexual one like my clip 15 is a weird so I guess the joke is that like Esther's attracted to Kaliwa and secretly wants to be a lesbian or something

Okay, but this is a weird thing where it seems like Kaliwa's not Like it seems like that's the running joke here, but Collyle it's lost on Collyle a little bit Sexuality even though we brought it up every single episode, but um, that's the fun part if you don't want to and again You don't have to answer this question, but have you had full blown sex with just the woman not in a context of a threesome just with a woman no not full-blown. She doesn't she look disappointed in herself Yeah, it's not okay. I feel bad for you context of a threesome just with a woman. No, not full-blown. She doesn't feel like disappointed in herself. Yeah, it's not okay. I feel bad for you.

Thank you. I love, that's my favorite place to be as people feel bad for me. She's just like, it's weird. She probably doesn't feel like, the fuck, not full-blown sex with a girl. Yeah. But, this is a, like Esther,

she dated Tony Hinchcliffe. As far as I know, she's just straight. And I think that's just a running joke they have. Okay. And Klai was like, let's dive into that. This is my Dr. Phil moment here. I'm gonna get you to cry. Right.

I mean, I would be pretty upset if I ever as I was a girl, but that's a little bit different. Well, sure. Advise situation. I don't want to be Ray DeVito over here. That would be pretty sad. All right, so they're talking about the strike, the writer's strike because these women are in Hollywood

and all that kind of fun stuff. This is the most unoriginal thought that I've ever heard on a podcast. I was so tempted to grab that family guy drop where it's like, you know, this conversation has already been done a million times. This should be a podcast. Like, this is literally what this is.

Um, you know, how like the writers on strike do you think that there could be a version of it where women go on strike and we just all vow to not have sex with a man like until our demands are met? What are our demands that I don't know. And like, there's no way we would all agree on our demand. Yeah, the demands wouldn't be a universal thing We think it's like this has to be a solo I'm not getting for one

This is not a show That's not even a bar conversation. No, I mean if you brought that up at the bar I'd be like no, we're not we're not having that conversation. That's dumb. Yeah shut up Yeah, I like the client really hit him with some insight of like I don't know if we would get every woman on board I'd be like, no, we're not having that conversation. That's dope, yeah. Shut up. Yeah. I like the collie really hit him with some insight of like, I don't know if we would get every woman on board. Yeah, she's great. So good point, collie.

And then here's a clip of just, I just called this, what is Annie talking about? I think she might be full on retarded. It's awfully sad. Don't you ever do the chord clearing things? I always do that. Like, if you're upset with someone You like imagine barnacles on like a chord with them and you just clean it off

Did we do that? I love barnacles. I gotta go to YouTube baby. We can go a lot on YouTube like You know how like people will tell Jack chat Gbt like explain this to me like I'm dumb I feel like you just explained it like you're dumb You feel like you chat explained it like you're dumb. Free of. You feel like you chatted, made me say it. Oh, wait. You are a weird chat, GBT, honestly. I'm an AI boy. I created all of this.

I have AI software. What the fuck? The fuck's going on? I never thought I'd hear someone say I love barnacles. Dude, they get you a whole particle conversation. I don't like that as those clips. I certainly do. I'm just kidding.

It's clip number six would imply, they keep going with the barnacle conversation, but we'll also suggest that Kaliwa doesn't know what an invention is. Like just saying like, hey, we should do this. I don't think falls into the world of inventions, but maybe I learned about barnacles. Is that if we were to find a solution so that boats no longer have, like, if there was a way to shave off barnacles from boats, if there was a chemical that we could come up

and we would all be billionaires. Like billionaires. Oh, that's like the main problem. Yeah, because it causes a lot of, like, wreaks a lot of havoc with, like, big ship. Yeah. And how many billionaires are so thirsty to come up with some kind of a toxic chemical to make them more money, but to hurt the oceans to prevent that's like,

like Jeff phases is going to be all over that. Why can't we just give it a little bit more? I can't believe it. Can we give some evil ladies some credit? We should. Who? There's female shooters now. I mean, that's cool shooters

Jesus Christ these people are so stupid It's the dumbest cover It's the dumbest cover scene you've ever heard and so the one woman goes, you know if we could come up with this thing We'd make a billion dollars and so the other woman here here's a billionaire and thanks like evil white people You know she's she's picturing mr. Burns immediately. She's like oh, yeah, to destroy the, oh, should you be like, that's how we're talking about it all. And we're that come from had nothing to do with what we're talking about. And also Kaleila ads, I don't know if you could hear it because it was like kind of under a breath, but she's like, oh, we shouldn't have given him the idea. As if Jeff Bezos was listening to us and saying,

barnacles, I've got, I mean murder the ocean. All right. I've got I'm in murder the ocean all right I've got the body for that and you I don't know if you guys want to hear my latest invention No, but I was thinking like we just stop a global warming I'd be a billionaire. That's my invention. It's pretty good invention I was actually thinking I don't know if anyone's ever thought about this a cure for cancer. It's my adventure Now that's a good invention. I feel like that's gonna be a pretty good one, right? cancer. It's my adventure. Now that's a good invite. I feel like that's gonna be a pretty good one, right? All right. So now you heard in a clip that Esther for some reason thought that she was a chat GPT or something. So then they're

saying that she's in an Alexa in Annie's house, like she's the voice in the Alexa and then and then Annie says That her boyfriend has made their Alexa hilarious. Oh, yes, and there's a weird added here too There is a very weird added happens. I don't know what this is But while he was there Todd set up our Alexa to say two things when Todd set up our Alexa to say two things. When something beeps, it goes for the love of God, can someone get this, which is not that big a deal, right?

But then if someone coughs, oh, it's three things. If someone coughs, it goes, can you stop coughing? I'm trying to flick my bean. And it kept saying that while he was there. And it was so awkward. I'm like, I can't like saying it. I'm like in pins, you know, like I can't. Was he coughing? He was not coughing. I was coughing.

Oh, you were coughing. I'm like, stabbed. Things are flowing in weird ways. But, and then also when Randy barks, it says, Randy, you're not cool or tough. Aw. You guys are really having like, you're utilizing Alexa correctly.

I feel like I have no fun here. Oh, if I could tell you, we're gonna to bleep everything out here. By the way, I'm also utilizing your Alexa. I hadn't living inside of it. Okay, so that was a weird edit. She goes, I get to bleep everything out if I told you. So I don't know if it's just like,

mother fucking Brendan Shob or something. I don't know if it's just like mother fucking Brendan shop or something I don't know what this Alexa does that's so Talking about Brendan shop and boy to see hate him Right, I don't I wonder what that was gonna be all about but also the fact that I give this little cutesy things You do with your boyfriend and just like leave that at home, you know, it's like the who are the who let the dogs out thing It's like this isn't podcasting. Yeah, this isn't interesting or clever. I mean, okay, let's say that these three women are actual friends and these are the conversations they have.

Great. Turn the cameras off and have this fucking conversation with each other. This is not a show. Can I tell you can I tell you how much we've evolved since we are co-hosts on WATS together. There's six. I almost pulled that clip and because it was a bad edit, I was like, I bet Carl's gonna pull that one.

And sure enough, you came through for me. Yeah, because other than that, I didn't see any other edits, or at least they were smooth or whatever they were doing, because it's not like they're taking a lot of shit out. If I was at a like this show, it would have been about, I don't know, seven minutes long. This is an album we all have different visions for the project.

Yeah, yeah. Apparently, I love to know what was too stupid to make the show. Right. It's insane. Oh, and I should point out, since we talked about, you know, Kauyla having sex with her biological brother, or maybe half brother, or step brother, whatever.

Of course, do a step-a-sode just came out and there's brother fucker talk. What the, okay, so brother, whatever. Of course, do a step episode just came out and there's brother fucker talk. Okay, so I dated a boy back, this is one of my potential brothers, maybe. But he, welcome. It's officially started. But this was this was the boy I told you the reason I couldn't have gone to an abortion clinic faster because he basically like I went to his home and I saw that he had his dog chained up like and it was his grandma's dog all day long.

Yeah, that's the other thing about Kaliila. I don't know. I guess she doesn't like practice safe sex all that often. She seems to have had a lot of abortions. It's also that's not this I don't know if there's a Check a check spot on the sheet at the abortion clinic. Yeah, does your brother abuse dogs She's like, yeah, my brother was mean to his dog so obviously the guy that she was pregnant with it was the guy

It's just like a weird like, the fact that he's your brother didn't make a go. It's the dog abuse that sent you there. I don't understand. The insass should have been enough on that one. I would agree with you on that. Well, she talks, she talks a little more about her family. And this is again, what I'm talking about.

And like I said, people on Reddit have really zeroed in on this part part that it feels like I'm sure aspects of this are true because it's probably even Google bull to some extent. But it feels like she's trying to, you know, perpetuate a story in some ways. So clips four and five, she talks about her uncle and an incident that he had and what a great guy he is despite that. And then in clip five, she reveals what the true story is this is so funny because you have the shit that i did not clip this is how the stuff is so bizarre on this worked out i have a question about you have the like bag guy uncle right

i the murder yeah did he like animals was he like one of those murderers that i love animals but, I haven't actually seen him. You know, he's a pretty good animal caretaker. Yeah. You like you're like listen We've got a house arrest. He's got to walk these got to let the dogs out He's not gonna be able to walk them. No, it's so funny out of all of my uncles This is the uncle. I feel like you guys would get along the most I listen he is he is a murderer. Hello Look at me. I really like he's such a great time and also like when he is loyal to you Like he'll kill anyone for you. Did he murder like mob style like gang style? He killed his own brother in broad daylight using just ever the ice-burdened break. Wait. What a heck of a nice guy.

Yeah, but plate-darkness of it, you will have a blast. He's a card. I mean, you should not eat it. Listen, nine to five, this guy's a murderer. But when he's off hours, he's a swell fella. Yeah, so, all right. So this is the next clip where it explains why he would do such a thing.

Murdering his brother in broad daylight with a machete. Obviously, he had his reasons. Like gang style. How he killeding his brother in broad daylight with a machete. Obviously he had his reasons. Like gang style. He killed his own brother in broad daylight using any to sever the his vertebrae. Wait, why? It was like a money dispute in the family. But then, um, what jewels is about to fuck you up?

I don't like 20. Right. I don't like 20 rights. All right, I got to change gears a little bit here, Mike, because beginning of the show, they start with their plugs and Esther is gonna she's on tour. She's got two or a dates that she is going to promote here. Hi slugs. I am so excited that I'm back on the road I've been working on my standup. I cannot wait to share these freakishly weird ideas with you. I will be in Atlanta on June 3rd. I'll be in Raleigh one night, only June 4th. Now, currently if I'm wrong, when you hear comedians promote their standup dates, do they ever preface it with, I've been working on my standup. Come see me live. I might have jokes. I'm really giving it the old college

crowd. I'm actually going to write shit down that I think it's amusing before I get there. I heard your critiques about the last one and I've been working on it. And I couldn't play the whole thing as it goes out and out, but then at the end she even goes and come to the shows, we'll hang out. I feel like it's not gonna be a stand-up show. With Astor. Please clap. Yeah. It's all, she's like, you know,

my freakishly weird topic, such as dating, being a woman. Where else are you gonna get this? Well, she's also the person who said, what if we went on strike and didn't give guys sex? I hope that's not part of her stayin' up her date. Booo. And that's a dumb concept anyway, because you don't quickly produce sex robots

if that were to happen. That shit would be manufactured and on the shelves at Walmart by Thursday. Oh yeah, they're ready to go. Yeah. Don't force our hand on it. Oh, we're not a cook. Yeah.

I'm like, all right, let's talk about this real quick because Kawaii has been caught in a lot of lies over the years. And this is a weird one. She's talking to Dr. Drew and she's talking about how she got a full-ride scholarship to UNLV for swimming. Have you seen this?

This is just bizarre because Dr. Drew is like, wait, why doesn't he make fucking sense? He's trying to be polite as a polite guy, but even he's like, what are you talking about? He's healing there for how far you can really go in sports And I think ultimately he wanted us to swim collegially here. Did you? Yeah for a year and it all kind of went out of control So what she's talking about is that they came over from the Philippines Her father wanted them to swim in college in the US, her, her and her sister is what she's talking about.

And he's like, and did you do that? And she's like, yeah. Which is a very quick yes or no answer. Did you swim in college or not? Who's to say? I mean, should I double down or not? I think I will write. That's what she's thinking right here.

Um, the multiple years. The multiple years for a year. And it all kind of went out of control. Care to explain? Yeah, I got a full scholarship to you and Elvin. It's huge. In short, they fucked me over. Oh, they fucked you over.

They fucked me over. They fucked me over because they didn't go through, you have like MC2A clearing house, like certain subjects that you have to hit and they didn't look into that before I actually signed my for full ride. Or at least they didn't teach you what you needed to do. Right, and I was just kind of a dumb 17 year old.

I just really banked on swimming, being my ticket to just about anywhere. What was your event? So she swam for a year, but then she didn't have the credits in order to get the scholarship for some reason because she was missing out. She used to be dumb. Yeah, I know.

That's the only believable part. I was a dumb 17 year old. Well, yeah. That's our check out. Also, she says I was gonna use as my ticket to anywhere as if like somewhere there's the next Michael Phelps being like, I don't know how to file all this paperwork. I guess I'm just called quits.

Well, yeah, so let me play part two of this. And I'll point out some more of these things people in the subreddit were saying about these clips. It just seems nonsensical to me. Look at it. You like, yeah, you've either done some power lifting or... And did she get an NCAA scholarship? Yeah, she got a full rights UNLV as well.

Oh my gosh. Yeah. How interesting. Yeah. We're attached at the hip. My sister and I are so close. How come you couldn't, she couldn't have told you, she's older?

She's older by year. She couldn't have told you what to anticipate when you got there. Everything went smoothly for her. And I expected the same for myself. But maybe she maybe weird that she didn't tell you what to watch out for. Well it was a missing credit that I had, that apparently I didn't have coming in from the Philippines. That basically derailed my entire collegiate swimming experience. It was one science credit. It was something that we couldn't even, that I could even make up for. And then did you go to nursing somewhere else?

Yeah, Cal State Long Beach. Got it. Doesn't even make sense. There was a single science credit that stopped her from being able to swim in college that she didn't get in high school? Yeah. Well, even because Dr. Drew is like,

well, why didn't your sister help you? Because she knew everything you had to do. And Kyle was like, well, everything went smoothly for her. And Dr. Drew's like, yeah, why didn't your sister help you because she knew everything he had to do? And Kyle was like, well, everything went smoothly for her. And Dr. Drew's like, yeah, no, that's my question. Yes, right. Why? Yeah, why did your sister have that science credit that you couldn't get?

And then so of course you get the sleuths in here who realized that she would have been going to high school in the United States by the time she was 15, based on her timeline of events and when they got to the US and all this stuff. So none of it makes any fucking sense that she would come over here for a scholarship and then they're like, you didn't take science in high school. I'll never mind.

You didn't think this through, did you Chad? Yeah, right. This is such a shan moment right here. Fucking brutal. Yeah, I mean, I don't have a list of all the credits. Jesus. Hey, you got to give Chad this. At least he goes bigger than you and LV, you know? Okay. It's bigger dreams in that. Yeah. You know what? Another thing I like about this subreddit, and why I've been ruining it is stuff like this. They make garbage-pale kids.

Of them. So this is, okay, Pont-Lilacune. I love it. Yeah, and then we got I like how fat they make any line. Yeah, that's the funniest thing she ever did. And Esther. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So perhaps the subreddit. Yes. And all the fun stuff. So I gave I gave the right credit there. I didn't credit the user, did I? Good man. Slime button 5813. I guess, like, a slight bump. I'm glad that's out there now.

Finally. Yes, it's time to shine. I don't know what to say. All right, Mike, what else you want to play from the episode you watched? Number nine, I believe, is, this is just collilo being fucking dumb, because it's like, listen to the context of this.

And even if you misheard it, you would, through context clues, you would say, oh, obviously I know what she's trying to say. This is a weird topic, and I kind of almost don't wanna bring it up, because it's, I think, should be a bigger conversation and we'll talk more about it next week or whatever, but like, there's a lot of feminists that are

like anti-birth control, like the birth control pill, which seems crazy because the birth control pill is like what give women freedom and it was a huge part of like the women's liberation movement. Like finally we could have sex and not be scared of pregnancy. But there are people who say that that like I that The reason like choking insects and like Basically we're trying to introduce a level of danger that has been taken away by the pill.

So when you were, say choking insects? Yes, choking, no, not insects, insects, or during sex. Yeah. I was like, are you just choking insects? I was like, I never even thought about it. I tried to give him so much difference. You know, after that, I believe she didn't hear incest, or like, you didn't hear incest.

No, Jesus fucking Christ. It's weird like listen, people misheared things and said, I say dumb shit all the time, but it's weird to not have a moment of like, oh, I'm a fucking idiot. Instead, you're like, oh, I thought you were choking insects, which would seemingly be impossible. And the title of that video that you made was called insects. So I knew it was coming. And it sounded so much like insects to me

But yeah, as soon as they did that I was just like okay, obviously you know what she's trying to say here And then it's soon as one of these girls kids spit out their thought that's when they let them talk They're always constantly tripping each other until one person's like top of the hobbit. I hate that they're just like Go on Go on. He floated your sleeves. Yeah. Insects, you say. So rude.

But then if you, if you want to hear more, Kali, I love, I think being dumb is a clip number 12 where listen, I get, she, she talks about her and Andy both talking about like being molested when they were young, something I can't grasp, never had to deal with it. Thank God, whatever. But believe me, they bring it up as often as they can, and they apply it to things like they think of a different theme every week, but the theme should just be being molested

because they shoehorn it. I don't even know how it got brought up in this conversation. Wait a second, I wanna ask you guys, and we're really into sleepovers, but I was never allowed to go to any of them when I was younger. Would you allow your kids to go on a sleepover? Today, wait, that's actually such a good question. Oh, I was never where I said I was gonna be. I was like an

interstate. I was like hitchhiking. No young, young, Annie. Like I'm talking about like six, seven years old. I would have to know the parents. Yeah. I have to trust the parents. And then the setup. Mm-hmm. If there's anyone else in the house, like the person's older brother, like I would be so close to this, I just have to say this, I don't wanna say this because I feel like when you say this, you manifest it,

but my kids will not be getting dead old. I'm so sorry. It's just like not gonna happen. So whatever I have to do to make sure that happens. I think my policy is no sleepovers. You're making me realize, like my parents. Essentially the conclusion was, well, only if there are no rapists in the house right?

Yeah, I would have to vet how many people are into raping young children And then if it's more than two rule of thumb. Yeah, it's more than two. I don't like my chances Imagine that interview process Are you feeling rapied today? Yeah? Are you feeling rapy today? Yeah. You do the Bobo challenge, but with like kids and bathing suits. Yeah. All right, what's the best bullpen like this year?

Right. Yeah. Um, and then Clips 1 and 2 is more, uh, to take the focus off Kaliwa a little bit. It's more just their general disposition on things where this makes them seem like air heads. Like I said, I've heard Annie be funny and like she dated Kurt Metzger. It was a really funny comic like she hung in those circles. I think it's so funny that the two credits you've given her so far is that she dated Tony Hinch. Oh no, the other girl dated Astrid her dated Tony Hinch, though. And she'd taken Good Hog and their names.

Okay, yeah, right. I mean, they must be hilarious because they're sucking these comics dicks that are very funny. Yeah. Pretty good. But like, there's something about Los Angeles that I think makes these topics

both interesting and realistic clips one and two. Yeah, I gotta say, I went into the show thinking that I hated Collyle with the most and I'm not even sure. I'm not even sure which one I hate the most now. But he very rarely respects me. Wait, while we're talking about dogs, I really need to just like ask. All of us kind of feel like,

there's no way we could love a human baby more than we love our dog, right? I can't believe every day that capacity I have to love my dog. The courage it takes to get out of bed in the morning while I'm cuddling my dog. I can't believe I do it. It's impossible. I can't believe I do it. But people always say they have kids and then they don't love their dog as much.

Is that true, Pete? I don't have a dog. You don't have a dog? Oh, I have a dog. Where is dogs? Jacob is very offended. I can't believe she's able to get out of bed and put her pants on. This woman seems so fucking dumb.

She's very low expectations for herself, which is probably a good thing. But yeah, that conversation is bonkers. It's a psych... to me, it's a psychotic conversation. But then in Clip 2, Kaliila shines a little light on this. I think you're gonna like the name she brings up that certify. This is a... this is a smart take that they have here, I think. Ehehe. Kaliila, do you feel like you could love a human baby more than you love your dog?

There's no way. Yeah, there's no way. Maybe equally. I think we're all just not moms and I think that we're moms. We'll definitely love our baby more than you. Because I talk to you. Like 100% of them sound like you. You want to not have a baby. I don't want a love donor left. Well, it's not true because I talked to Ethan Klein and Ela Klein about this and I was like, do you because they were obsessed with your dogs of four children and they said they are

equally obsessed with your dogs today. So that gives me hope. That's my parents. You I guess I deal you have the situation where your dog loves your baby and wants to cuddle with it. It's supposed to eating the child. I suppose that would be ideal. It would be ideal. Resurred. I liked it. They're like, I don't want to have a baby in my house because I just want to hang out in my dog all day and the baby's going to want a tattoo and it's going to need,

it's like, okay, yeah, don't have kids. Gotta feed it every day. No, no, no, that's good. You definitely shouldn't have children if I say, it shouldn't be a debate. Right. This is a no-brainer. You should start with a stuffed animal

and then work up from there. A doll. Start is a no braider. You should start with a stuffed animal and then work up from there. A doll. Start with a doll. See where it got you. Mike, anything else that you want to play from the show? I think just the best clip to end on is probably my clip 16 because I feel like it's a message. Everything we just did should be null and void after hearing this message.

The comments are like, imagine if they get, if they, this was the other way around. It's also like, those people, why are you watching? This is for girls and cool guys, okay? Not guys that are like, I can't wait to poke holes in women's stories. Like, what, it's like, this is not for you. Comment on the Reddit. We know your guys are on Reddit.

Go to Reddit. My favorite is like, when they try to poke holes in your molestation stories. No they don't! What? Oh yeah! My dad! I'm not gonna lie to you guys. You were molested. I'll show you molested. The best thing Esther said in these punks. I know that's fucking hilarious. My dad thinks you can't do full shit. You know, all we do is live on everything all the time, and the people don't believe us, what we say that we're molested is still not.

I don't get it. What's going on here? I like imagining Esther's dad on Reddit, like another shitty episode today. I also like the idea, I know that's pretty funny. Especially if his hand always just asks her to add. Which was the ugliest, because I can't tell. Esther's dad. Which was the ugly is because I can't tell. Esther's dad. But this idea that you get to decide who watches your show, I've never once when people

are hate on me like I want everyone to like the show. I want it for people who enjoy comedy shows and Rose I want them to enjoy the show. So when someone comes out and goes this isn't as good as Jack's home. I'm like, well it's not for you, you're fucko. Don't even watch that. Well, to be fair, I do say, like, if you don't like my show, you shouldn't watch. But if people enjoy hate watching it for some reason,

like, hey, I'll take the views, I guess. They're gonna hate watch on Patreon, fuck yeah. Hell yeah. No problems with that. Hate watch away. Okay, Mike, that is a good place to move on. And I've got to play for you the... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this week's Gringe of the Week is none other than our buddy, friend of the show, Ray DeVito. Ray DeVito was doing stand-up. I can't stick this guy. He was I know he was he was doing stand up and I don't even know what city he's in but

The club says to him they says We'll pay you $50 more if we don't get you a hotel room Oh, no because they put up the comics in a hotel room and they say $50 more and if you don't need a hotel room So Ray because he's an idiot goes cool. I'll crash with my buddy Oh, no now the only person who would allow rate crash it is place as a guy with a roommate wait is this the same thing from the potstown show or is this new this is this week no it's just very similar now i know it's sheltered comedian

yeah i mean when he talked about having a pink comforter that it's in his truck of his car it's because he's crashing on couches wherever he can. That's kind of his deal. He does his show, a stand-up show, according to MLC bomb. I don't know. I wasn't there. And then he comes back and he has to start livestreaming from his buddy's house and it's midnight. So he has to be on to the comforter. So he has to be quiet So he's a splash light. He's like, hey, just know what you think you're seeing. So he has to be quiet because he's in this guy's place. How is there apartment or something?

Ray, early you said I had a hotel room tonight. How can I show you a friend's play? That is true. That is true. I was going to stay in a hotel room and then the bookers like You can have a hotel room or I'll give you Or they're gonna pay an extra $50. I was like I'll just take to $50. So yeah, what's up, John? How are you man

Okay, I'm gonna jump off his roommate sleeping you guys are also on the speed of my patreon patreon.com So he sees the guy come in from the back There's like hey, what's happening boys shut the fuck up everybody's gonna murder you right? Johnny Holy ray Guys wearing a nightcap. I'll take the $50 instead of the $200 value of a hotel. Right, that's why you're supposed to pay the price.

You could have podcasted all fucking night making superchance. Yeah. Would have made up for the $50, but now not right. He always makes the ride decision, which is great. Speaking of always making the ride decision which is great speaking of always making the ride decision Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd.

For the very first time ever, we'll be checking out a Patrick Michael live stream. I am happy to report to all of you. We put out a video when we had Liam here and it was Trucker Andy, producer Chris myself, and we were going through Patty's meltdown that he had on his Patreon when he saw what our Patreon was doing. He was very upset about that. Even then, he said, he's still has never heard my voice. He barely knows what I look like.

He doesn't know anything about our show. He just knows we suck. But because I put up that YouTube video, he watched it. He actually watched our show Which is very exciting. I know maybe we can win him over maybe it'll be in the fan base at some point This is mean who I am now that's fun Cross your fingers, buddy, you never know What one can dream did he ask about me?

All right That's on his livestream. Now, if you haven't seen his livestream before, I'll explain what this is. He is shooting his monitor that's playing videos. This one starts off with like an old Johnny Carson or something that's going on. And he's got this neon cactus that's lit up in front of his monitor.

It's kind of the main focus. And every now and again, you'll see his hand enter into the frame. But for the most part, you're just watching this video playing and the screen cactus, and this is how this starts off. Sometimes they'll never be aware. There'll never be aware that this is the show. You know what I mean? Carl goes and has his fucking four butt buddies get on the podcast,

but they don't mention the cactus one time Who show is this? You know what I mean? Who show is this? me Or the neon cactus here are fucking alien fingers, right? It's a little absurd But guys four people four people. Four people had to review my meltdown, right? Four people had to review my meltdown,

and one of them was a guest. One of them was a guest. How funny. I got to invite this guy on, because apparently he knows so much about the dude,? Liam knows Liam knows so much about us right? Been following me all over the place fat fuck So Liam messaged me after this apparently he has been blocked on Twitter. Oh no, I know and at great job show Change their name on Twitter to Liam skin tag aka Carl food. So that is much catchier. So he's a lot of set with Liam.

But good news is he's still on Patreon. He didn't get blocked off of Patreon by Patrick Michael. And last I checked, Patrick Michael was up to 39 paid subscribers. I think it's almost tripled. Yeah. Since we started promoting his Patreon more and talking him up. So you're over that.

So Mike, he just said that it was me and my butt buddies who were making fun of you. So I wanted to be part of this group. He said, am I gonna understand that I'm filling in for one of these butt buddies? I'm one of the butt buddies now. I don't care for that. I don't know.

I have to ask Patrick Michael, if it means I get that label taken off me. Actually, you should. I mean, you got your have to ask Patrick Michael, if it means I get that label taken off me. Actually, you should. I mean, you got your own bread and chops corner. You might as well bring the chops a terrific comedian. I have, you know, Chad Zumak got really wasted on a stream that was eight minutes long this week.

And we're gonna talk about that. I had Gonzo Shitcock reached out to me and said, I am a fan and I want to come on to defend Chad Zumak. And I said, all right, man, I'll send you a link, you know, that sounds good. And he can't do it today, unfortunately, but he did send me a list of the things that he would have said, had he come on.

Now, this is a bizarre sentence to have to say, but is that the same Ganzo shittcock that trolled Eric the midget back in the day? It sure is. Because, how are you good? It's fun to be with you guys in that question because is that the same Gonzo shittcock that trolled Eric the midget back in the day? It sure is because it's funny. It's funny. You guys have a question because I answered the same question. I go, listen, I can't give up on all the Gonzo's out there.

Yeah. Yeah. So are you? And it is the same Gonzo shittcock from Bob. I'll be dead. Resume. Yes. And he's apparently a Chad face.

I'm a fan of Chad. So we'll be talking about that in a moment, but first What's talk about how Liam who came on the show and did a great job of breaking down patty? Let's think about fatties Okay, patty's got some good jokes every now and again. I bet he's never washed the bottom of his feet I bet he's never washed the bottom of his feet. There's no fucking way if you didn't think that was funny The first time he probably would have left the second time But it's a interesting technique for comedy Wash the bottom of his feet. There's no fucking way. If you didn't think that was funny, the first time he probably would have left the second time,

but it's a good technique for comedy. Well, the first time he said it, I was like, maybe sometimes he washes the bottom. Oh, no, there he goes again. All right. Now he's talking about the thumbnail that he saw that I made for the show because we're just listening to the audio show. So I had to create a thumbnail. Normally my thumbnails include like the video of what we're watching and all of us kind of watching the video, you know, actually we'll fucking shot from the video that you're about to watch. So this one I had to get creative and I had to pull in a photo of patty, put them in the middle of us, of the four of us, and he has some observations about that. And then they had to go find a picture from my fucking Killtony video. Like, which one of the clipers was doing that?

Who sent that to Carl? He didn't go through and watch the Killtoni episode to get that fucking screenshot. But you can't tell me that I wasn't still the prettiest motherfucker in the goddamn thumbnail. Let's be honest, folks. Let's be honest. Whoa. What a bunch of trash. I'm trailer trash, but I don't look like, y'all.

Busted ass boys. Busted ass boys. It's insane. Alright, so apparently we're ugly. I just want to point out'all. Busted ass boys. Busted ass boys, it's insane. All right, so apparently we're ugly. I just wanna point out though, I make my own thumbnails, all right? I love anyone making thumbnails for me. I have watched your kill Tony appearance.

Yes. We've talked about it. He has such odd specificities. Yeah, I know. Just to go back to the first couple, where he's like, there's four of them, and one of them was a guest. It's like, why do, I mean, you know, every magician, it's a quality cactus. How was your look at it? Well, it's about time. I mean, I mean, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm like, I guess. Oh, okay. I mean, you know, every magician,

it's a quote. He can't do this. He wants you to look at. Well, it's about time, Chris. Jesus. Patrick, this is a very short video. I'm a few clips here, but he does go ahead and admit that he did have a meltdown on the episode. Making progress.

Who are these podcasts, fucking uploads? I had a meltdown on on Patreon. On Patreon, sure, I had a meltdown because it's a little bit annoying that these motherfuckers like to go out of their way steal my content. All right because I don't see anybody named Carl Liam or the other two fat fucks on the show. I don't see them anywhere on my Patreon right it's still exclusive content to the Patreon it's not supposed to be re-uploaded somewhere else I'm pretty sure there's laws against that but I'm no lawyer where the fuck is Chico and you'll be hearing from Michael the other way to do this and I guess it was a meltdown, right? Whatever my meltdown is. But I think we can all agree that it was, then secondly, I was right.

I was right to feel that way. I was completely in my own sane mind saying this doesn't make any sense. These motherfuckers have steady played my shit, profit it off me, nonstop for years and years and years, and I get nothing for it. The only thing that says is go on a show. That's what I get for it.

Invitations. Yeah, then you got to build from there. I mean, we've been very clear about what you should be doing and how you're doing everything right. Yeah, very specific. But also, I kick control his income. I have no control over this. The fact that he's angry that he's not making money off himself.

It's it's Sunday, John, all over again. People get very upset. Would you make more money off of them than they make off of them? Yeah, and weren't you kicked off of his Patreon? I tried to give him money. Yeah, okay. Sorry.

That's what I was gonna ask is was John going through and like blocking patrons that he felt were enemies or something? Cause Patrick Michael blocked you, right? Yeah, and Dr. Steve, although Dr. Steve reached out to me, he was very excited that he has been let back out the Patreon. I guess he was messaging Patrick and Patrick decided to let him back out and accept his money again.

That's very open-minded. I know. It's very big of him. He's a bigger man than that one. Yeah, he wasn't happy about Dr. Steve's assessment back in the day. Well, I don't think he's ever heard it because he said he's never listened to our show. Oh, right. I keep forgetting Sorry, right? It doesn't make any sense He was so bad at that just Steve for so long

Yeah, I think Clay, he'd never heard it So I was confused about that Patrick Michael just has to do reverse customer service where everyone's like I know take my money and he's like fine Yeah He's the other parallel to Chad Zubak Yeah Because Chad's been losing people on Patreon and I know Patrick Melton broke this down I think you guys were talking about it on buying Mike project. So Chad's been sending notes out to people

You know what I'll talk about when we talk about Chad. Okay. I keep getting side track. Let's let's keep this moving So this is so petty saw our video was checking it out and This is so petty saw our video was checking it out and Reading the comments underneath the video. I had to go and read the comments and you think I didn't fucking respond to most those motherfuckers talking shit I'm not that guy. I'm not some fucking low-cal all right Okay, believe me. I've seen real low-calves. I've done some Investigating into that watch some mini- mini document YouTube and believe none of that that Okay, I don't care. That's I think that's one of the craziest things like it's very meta What's happening right now? We're one of my favorite low cows explaining how he can't be a low cow because he's research low cows and he ate it

Right Well, it's all it's kind of in a weird way humble of him because he's saying like listen I've watched porcelain before, and I am no Porcelain subject, pal. You think I'm gonna take me a lot more years to get on there. I said, you think I'm Chris Chan, I haven't even changed my gender yet. We're talking about it.

But anyway, the long way to go. The fact that he said that he was in there responding to comments, I went, what? Sorry, I would be into the video and pull some of my favorite responses, he's responding from his other YouTube account, Bad Brain Studios. And someone commented about how ugly we all are. And he wrote, bingo, the rest of them look like

they live under a bridge and use McDonald's Wi-Fi. What? Under the bridge? I guess the Wi-Fi gets to the, under the bridge part? I don't know, that's a weird one. They're doing things right over there Make times and then Kimbo nice writes whenever someone says they don't care They always care the most and he responds then give me your money

Pretty good My cat Mao said same thing happened with Stuttering John finding out W ATP made something like 10,000 a month really messed with his mind. And bad brain studio says, we aren't the same. Apparently he's not a low cow. I mean, usually paddies, I mean, he must have just been going rapid fire through all of these. I was going to see him all because usually he gets a much longer response. Oh, and he'll go back. Right. I think he's like, I'll show you. I'll boost your algorithm. Right. Yeah, right. I think he's like, I'll show you. I'll boost your algorithm. Yeah, right. This by the way, I don't post a ton of videos on patty because he's not as well known as Howard Stern, Stuttering John, even Chad. But this video, I was like,

over 11,000 views on it, which is I think the most for any Patrick Michael video. So yeah, I think you might think you would have been helping us out with this one. Hey, you hear that buddy? You are a law. You're doing it. Don't sell yourself short. Gridlow says, oh man, Patrick's tough talk is even more cringe than Shuley. So that's dance bitch. And he responds with come find out than player. I get too far ahead of ourselves because I'm more talking about other shows than Patrick.

Yeah, but I love all these podcasters now. They're like, Oh, yeah, bitch, you fucking pussy. It's like, we're all pussy's right. I'm here not fighters. This is not a group of tough men. I'm in my basement behind my microphone. Yeah, straight on the internet. All cowards.

This is kinky loco is in the chat explaining that what we do is legal under the fair use doctrine. So this gets very, very confusing. Is you could put someone's Patreon, Patreon on, that was hard to say, but you need to clip it and talk about it to make it fair use under copyright It's still it's not fair use if it's behind a paywall and none of these fucking people paid for it That's where I think it crosses another line another line. I don't know what the fuck's happened guys crosses another line I don't know I said lined

Clip it Where does that now a little something I call unfair use I don't know, I said, line. Cliff it. You got it, buddy. You know what? We're in his head now. A little something I call unfair use. Yeah, he's literally thinking like stuttering John now where he's going, oh, it's not fair use. If it's behind my paywall, I'm like, why do you think that? Have you done any research into this at all?

Yeah, here it is. And so now, Pate doesn't even understand like what transformative means or what fair use means. And you can tell by the way he uses these words in Ascentives If you're required to pay a subscription service for it like Netflix How could I go and take it and make it transformative content? It's the same situation, right? You're subscribed to Netflix. You're paying for Netflix Netflix exclusive content You shouldn't be able to no matter what the fair use is take the oh put it somewhere else and claim it to be your entertainment

Me perhaps I need to read up off to my fucking lawyer Yeah, perhaps you do it also get a faster fucking internet connection god damn So frustrating to watch his livestreams because it's just constantly skipping and stuff like that. So, no matter what the fair use is, most of my favorite, yeah, like that. The acceptance of that, does matter how fair it is. I don't care what the fair use is. No, it's an outrage.

I don't understand his argument. Also, on my Patreon, we've got a new season of Black Mirror going up this week, so look up for that. Yeah, so that's the perfect segue to this last clip I have where the people in the chat are trying to help patty understand how fair use Works and he comes to the realization here and then bells at the end of this clip is where this stream ends Sudden John tried to do that ages ago. What? reboot his router?

Talking to a paywall was a good one. Thank you, Dennis. He says channels like red letter media take paid movies that are still in theaters clip them and talk about them. This is insane. If you're critiquing, yes, you can with Netflix content well fuck me then right oh no thanks for the help guys thanks for just let you know there's nothing we can do besides review the whole fuck is stupid waste the fucking time waste the fucking time straight up ah that was it he's like oh wait the transformative by that you mean like he adds other things to it doesn't just play the entire opposite all the way through and that's what makes it oh fuck Yeah, I'm excited. I'm gonna blame you for him being wrong. Yeah, I know Well fuck you guys

So turns out that I'm the asshole Oh, so turns out that I'm the asshole I see how I see what's going on He's the best This just I have to play this song. It's been a while and it's so great the great Adam thorough I said, what in all the world is podcast clicking in? Get on the bus, dirty sock. If you want a guy who's riding so low, doing the shit his own way, and happens it's the first day. Get on the fucking bus.

Get on the bus. If you guys enjoy what's happening here, stop supporting this dummy. Don't give him money. Get on the fucking bus, get on the bus. Did masters tell him to tell me it can't be? These guys got a cool blank just to make friends, you're just a boy's. I hope the best for all of you.

Outside of that, go fuck yourself. Go fuck each other actually if you don't remember all of those lyrics were things that Patrick Mike actually said out of his show And Adam turned them into a song and yes, I am asking for more Patrick Michael song parodies Please keep those coming in once we get a good batch of them. We'll we'll start playing them on the show a fresh patch Yes, I need a fresh patch for the show. So please send those in everybody. We haven't done song parodies in a minute, and I miss it. I know.

I can tell you do too. It's like our banana break. It is. We need a banana break. Speaking of bananas. It's time to mock. Zoom mock. That's right. Chad did it again. Now, a lot of people have already given their take on this and I have, you know, Anthony talking about it and Kevin Brennan talking about it. The BS show went through all of this

and addressed it all. I might have a little bit of a different take, but let's watch it a little bit. I don't know if I want to watch the whole thing. It's very repetitive, but what happened is, Chad does his show that's called Mud Shark Loves Misery. And he starts up, if I've missed before four, and talks to the Chad about how he's winning and he's killing it and life's amazing.

And then as soon as his company goes live, he starts dream sniping it and doing whatever he does. So this is 355 in the afternoon. It's not even 4 p.m. yet. All right. And he comes on the show and he's clearly annihilated. Have you seen this, Jechress? No.

Oh, you're in for a treat. Here we are, everybody. How are you? Welcome, oh second listen to how he said everybody. You just listen to that. Here we are everybody Need some needs to buy some consonants Those are free chat How are you three forty five? So you can imagine I'm pretty in evening. Yeah Those are free chat. How are you? It's 345. I've got you can imagine I'm pretty in evening.

Yeah. This is just insane. To measure our much our gloves. Visory. Here we are. We're doing it. We're feeling good. Things are happening. People are pissed off.

I'm your host. I'm your friend. I mean, I'm Yeah, I know he doesn't even know what show he's on. He's he's telling me the things are happening, but I don't know what's happening here. Alright, we're going to get through a little bit of this. Here we are, everybody. How are you? Welcome to measure our mudchark loves misery.. We are misery we're doing it. We're feeling good things are happening

people are pissed off. They're angry. They're pissed off fingers are mad We're doing shows, but we're doing it. We're having fun They're having a good time. My name is Chad Zumaak. How are you? The much. So much. Characters. Misery. How are you? How are you? We are two. I said, but he was car. How are you? Why is no one answering me? How are you doing?

What am I talking to a screen? You think Chad is picturing people around the country saying we're a good Chad. Yeah. Yeah. I think you can hear people yelling from nearby as they're watching a show. YouTube pages.

We're doing it. How are you flat, cat, Jessica? That's not a hard user name. There are some user names that I get tripped up on. Flat cat Jessica's not one of them. Yeah, there's no numbers or anything. It's pretty straightforward. He's so drunk, he's not worried about

his neighbor yelling at him. Yeah, right I listen to so obviously I listen to a lot of rich and Ojeta and he does this as well Yeah, and I've seen a bunch of podcasts do it where they do like roll call And they're like hey flat cat Jessica's here. Who is that for oh, dude? Like is there is there any listener? That's like oh god. I was wondering who else was in the chat today Don't even get me started cuz Cardiff does that shit And I think he does it as like a joke considering John would always do it, but it's not funny. That's fine

Yeah, no, it's not it goes out for seven and a half minutes. It's wasting everyone's fucking time But Carter if Carter's trolling people by doing it then that makes it fun These people here I feel like Chad's doing it like to be inclusive to the audience or something I don't get it. Yeah, I think OP has always done it too. To, like, he feels he needs to acknowledge people for them to watch them. So I'll be like, the first one in the Facebook is, I go, cares.

Yeah, they think it's like having your name read on television in 1968 or something, but it's like, I don't know, I typed my name in, it's not weird to me that you read it. They think that you had a birthday on the Boso show or something like but it's like, no, no, I typed my name in. It's not weird to me that you read it. They think that you had a birthday on the Boso show or something like, yeah! That's what I was thinking. People are making their predictions right now.

They're like, what's going on with the Z-Man? Is he cool? Is he mad? Is he angry? Is he drunk? Bring it! I don't care! First off, 10, the answer's all of that.

Wasn't like the first three of those things emotions? Yeah, all the same with you. Am I angry? Am I in a good mood? Am I drunk? What? People are making my dreams. Am I drunk in my liar?

Am I weak? Am I weak? At all at this point, I don't give a fuck. He looks like a guy doesn't care at all. It doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, he will see a guy doesn't care at all It doesn't give a fuck especially because he says it about 20 more times during this live show. It's how you know You guys are sheep Okay, okay, he's already lost me here. We're a minute in and he's calling out the people who are watching him Like these are your fans Chad theoretically you guys are sheep

See talking about that's how go watch you by mic project for this. I start every episode I'm like well well well you showed up again This point What am I doing who am I where am I at oh? We'll see. Who's he David Bert? We're doing what we're doing. That's the right. There's no people are like sending me messages. They're like, oh my God, there's a hierarchy. There's a, uh, where's this arc at? Where's he going?

To my narrative? Does he know what hierarchy means? Are we an act three of the hierarchy? Or we had act two? It's like, what are you talking about? What do you mean? Oh, it's like a sign filled bit where he's like, hierarchy, where's the arc? I don't understand.

Yeah. Wherever, who cares? I'm on Noah's hierarchy. I'm on a desk. What about lower arki? Oh! It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Thank you for having me in your life. I appreciate it. What? This is not real life people. I know people like, oh my, you're so invested in what we're doing. And this is like Billy goes the dentist or whatever that video was.

It's like, is this real life? That's how wasted Chad is. He's not sure. So this is my take on it. I haven't heard anyone else say this, but I'm gonna throw it out there. This is not just drunk. There's probably alcohol involved here.

This is pills. Now, I could be wrong. I'm speculating, this is based on what I'm observing and now I've seen other people act because he's so slow With his thinking his motor skills and I got it obviously Elko can do that to you But at four in the afternoon. Yeah, he would have had to start five hours Right and I think and and Kevin I think he even said that it's it's not just drinking straight vodka

But I don't think that's the case This is what happens to people who take pills because it creeps up on you You'll be fine. You'd be like, all right. I'm gonna start my live stream. I'm feeling good Gonna talk about how I don't care. Everything's going great. And then like I'm so you're just like fucking out of it. You're like talking in slow motion This is a guy who I think is mixing pills and alcohol. That's my take. It's interesting that you took it that way

because when I watched it and he said, none of this is real. I was like, am I in purgatory? Where am I? What is this? Yeah, I mean, if he's talking about the simulation, then yeah, maybe he's right. Maybe he's out of something.

We're angry, we're mad. This is not real life. It's not. We're fucking around. That is so hopeful. This isn't real life right? No, no, Chad. This actually is your real life for real. This is your life. Fuck. I'm not I'm crazy. I think is I'm not even humiliating myself He's gonna hypnotize us of the funniest guy you've ever seen We're having fun. Yeah. I appreciate that I'm on two monetized what I'm having fun.

Yeah. Okay. Dewey noted. YouTube channels. I appreciate that. Hold on. What did you just say? We're having fun.

I appreciate that I'm on two monetized YouTube channels. I appreciate that, but I don't care. If you think anything else, I really don't, I don't give a fuck, I don't care. I believe you that you're on two monetized YouTube channels. The problem is there's 500 people who will ever see this and most of them are through other shows. Well, I have a couple questions.

First of all, two monetized YouTube channels. So I have listened to this. Yeah. What is the benefit of that? Because to me, it seems like you're just cutting each channel in half. Well, I think it's because he lost his first channel with the strikes that Kevin gave him.

So he's excited to have that back. Why broadcast at the same time on both of them? That's a good question. That doesn't seem like it's a smart strategy. Right. That'd be like if I was a company and I had three different website URLs and I went to different websites. It's more than one.

No, no websites. I'm killing it over here. You just need the lot. No, it's not that actually because if it were YouTube, Rumble, and Facebook or something, then I'd be like, okay, he's casting a wide net. He's getting different audiences. He's like, hey, I'm on YouTube and YouTube.

I don't even care which YouTube you're watching, man. But also, if you haven't seen this video, you're like, oh, obviously, Carl took a lot of this out of context because some big fight has been started that he's addressing. No, Chad Walt Ninn and is like, oh, obviously Carl took a lot of this at a context because some big fight has been started and he's addressing No Chad Walt Ninn and is like, hey, it's a great day and fuck you guys. Yeah, that's a good point There is no context. I don't know what's going on. He's like people are speculating am I angry? Am I pissed am I annoyed am I in a bad mood? Why why do you say these things?

Anyways, here we are. We're doing it. We're gonna about to watch um Are we? Me x out of this This is fun oh Bap, bap, bap, bap. Oh boy. This is fun. Oh! Beef. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm afraid to veto. Here we go. The mud shark and his natural habitat. That's how the community went down there.

Oh my God, you guys are fucking great. I love it. It's too funny. All of it's too funny to me. Yeah. It's brilliant. It's all brilliant. Oh my God, you know what I just realized?

Holy shit, I don't have to think about this sooner. So you know, because you just moved his head, you saw the poster in the background where he painted the black eye on himself and I was like what an idiot He did the wrong eye. It's because he's looking in the fucking mirror all the time. So he's so fucking stupid Wow, I just realized I'm stupid this guy is holy shit. Well if it isn't deck come on Deck Comma's. What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? any spelled it wrong. It's Zuma Comania. It's it is Zuma Comania because he's going with the wrestling. Because it's Hulkomania. It's, I'm whatever. Every one of you. Every one of you.

Maintiac. That's what it should be. Once coming after me, that's fine. Keep coming. It's fine. Everyone that's coming after me, I don't care. I can give a fuck. Whoa! What's he reacting to? There's nothing on this screen. Oh, five bucks. Love you, Chad. Okay. Maybe that's what he's freaking out about. Okay. You know a guy, you know, a guy is in a perfect state mentally when he's in a room alone arguing with his demons. Yeah. I have this fucking nothing wrong with me.

Can you imagine Mike? Imagine what? So he deleted this. Thankfully somebody preserited for us, but imagine going back and watching this, I would immediately seek help. Yeah. This is like literally well, I, we did a live show in the early days of the Kirkmanhan show,

and I was a guy who thought I could drink on podcasts and be fine, and I did and made a fool myself and was horribly embarrassed, and I haven't drank on a podcast since because I was so embarrassed by the experience. I didn't, and I kind of thank God for that because otherwise I see that I could have gotten to 50 years old and been arguing with myself in a chat room.

Yeah, I had a similar thing with weed and playing a rock show and not knowing what key the song was in and playing it play rock. I'm like, I'm never doing this again. This was humiliating and I'll never do that. And Chad just went through this a month ago where he humiliated himself by being wasted out of his dream. But there was an experiment.

All right, I will get 40 comments on this. Well, and the results are positive. Right. This time I thought I'd take two vikin' in. Oh man. He's just staring at you. Janel 55, $5. I love your Chad.

I haven't, am I saying the right thing? Do you think I like Shane the right thing? He's just staring at you. Hit subscribe. That's great. Maybe to read those messages. People are telling you you're humiliating yourself. Yeah. Chad's truck is fuck. I don't care. I know. It doesn't matter. It doesn't. None of this matters. My thing is is like, I don't like you guys are invested in this. All right. If he doesn't care, none of this matters. And why is he doing it in the first place? What's even the point of this? Is he contractually obligated to do this or something? Right, there's no good answer.

There's no good answer. If it's a hobby, dude. Right. This all ends with saying, Kitsum help. Yes. No, this is gonna be like Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman. We're gonna learn that the documentary is about us.

Right. You're sending me messages like I'm like I don't I don't care. Don't going back to the wrestling analogy because a lot of people say that you know Chad's a big wrestling fan and this is all like a work. And there was a guy Scott Hall was a big fan of his razor alone. But when he was Scott Hall and WCW, they had the storyline going where he was wasted. And he'd come down to the ring and he'd stumble around. Like at one point, he like puked or something. But the irony is, is that he actually was a raging alcoholic in real life. And he had them dying from it. So it's one of those things where yeah, this is all work,

but actually, no, but Chad actually does like to get this drug every day. So it's, you know what I mean? Oh, this isn't his day off. Don't give a fuck. I really don't. Ian Hawke has so much money to spend. Are you going to ma-gina, right? All the mods are gone. The mods are gone.

Okay, so this is another funny thing that's going on. Chad started letting people be his moderator, like Gina Bobeena, I think Ian Hawk, I don't know. But I guess, and this is what I heard, I don't know, I guess they were blocking people who are donating money who are actually fans of Chad. So Chad just trust these people to help mod his chat room. And then they're just fucking give over and getting rid of people Right to fangom money

So now I should mod was code for friends and family when he was like the monster gone Moda and fauna yeah The support group is gone the support group is God. Yeah. I've get rid of mods and her moderator. You're gone. Existed. What?

Gone existed. You're done. Gone existed. Okay. I got it. I don't care what anyone says. Willie knows he's a member, mod free. Woo! I'm loving the chat right now, you guys are great.

There's no moderators, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Say whatever you want. Wow. He's really expressing his freedom here. You don't seem to be loving the chat stuff. If you're drunk in mid-end. I'm glad Chad is trying to take him to Governor off the Internet. He goes over the chair, you can say whatever you want, and then all of a sudden he's

facing very duller. And he's just like, what the fuck? All right, not whatever you want. That means stuff. Have some decorum. So there's, there's Ganso who would have been on our show today. I gave him a, I gave him a link, but he says, Chad, if you're drunk, admit it and we'll donate more. All right, fair enough.

Whatever you want, it's the internet. Who cares? I'm on two YouTube channels right now. You know, I want to point this out too because it's very easy to say, like, you know, that's not real life. And in a lot of ways, I agree with that. But what he's doing is live streaming with video

from his apartment. All of that is real life. It's like saying, you're watching a news broadcast. Well, that's on TV, that's not real. I was like, well, no, there actually is a war. It's like saying you're watching a news broadcast. Well that's on TV. That's not real. I was like, well no, there actually is a war. That's actually video footage. All they wore that's happening in Europe right now. You can't just say, what's TV? You know, it gives a shit like, no, I get star wars as a real, but this, what I'm watching right here is real. This is a real life. Maybe I'm fixated on the wrong thing here, but he keeps bragging about

this two YouTube channels. We can go through YouTube channels to get this one. No, it's so insane that that's his thing. It don't get it. I'm broadcasting on my old back up in my main. So if you think I'm drunk, if you don't think I'm drunk, that's fine. I don't care. It doesn't matter. I'm doing stuff differently. Yeah, wrong.

Do whatever you want. That's not different. I don't care. I think it's different. I don't care. Shows to tell me. As a member. If you're over on the old YouTube channel, come over to the new one. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. There's a reason why 272 people are washing this is because you're humiliating yourself. That's why. He's the Steve Jobs podcast. Because they want

to see what's happening next. And that's what I'm doing. I will be in Destin. No, I'm sorry. She's the right. The sound call for Walton, Florida, right next to Destin. And he's going to feel like real places. I've never heard a Catholic talk about Columbus, Georgia or that's it. I heard your name of the clubbers he just passing through.

I'm going to Columbus. Don't get too excited Ohio. Yeah, I'll be at the truck stop for two minutes at the block. How are you? Good to see you. Life is good. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. You guys are angry! Here's like what the fuck is going on? You're mad! I'm having fun! Yeah, you're killing it. This is not bad. This is fun, right? We asked him.

It's said you want to help now? Someone writes. All right, this guy's an asshole. Either way, whatever. I don't. I think he just blocked someone. Didn't he say you can write whatever you want? Yeah. And then the ghost of Mr. P and Chad stepped in for two bucks. Chad, you want our help now?

You're an asshole. He's literally offering help. Chad's like a guy in an uncomfortable date right now. He's like, you're having fun, right? This is fun. You're an asshole. He's literally offering help chance like a guy in an uncomfortable date right now He's like you're having fun right? You want is what you probably want to know is gonna happen next right? Yeah, this is fun All right, this guy's an asshole Either way, whatever I don't care Here we are. We're doing it

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I love all of this. This is great. Bring it on. No moderators, by the way, there's no moderators, so say whatever you want. Just don't be mean. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Because I will get my feeling certain.

Nobody cares. You're anonymous name everything about you is not working. It's not oh This guy's getting blocked because you say You can't say there's no matter you can do every one they go this guy's getting blocked say whatever you want except for that That one holy shit. It's the funniest thing he's ever said so Without further ado Here we go

We go All right, let's watch Kevin's reaction. I mean people were talking about it in the chat at MLC that day But Kevin didn't see it until the next day and now Kevin's gonna react to having seen it Well, yeah, I watched that yesterday that was really I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Thank you, Reverend. I think Salt the Lance put up the YouTube thing. And it's from when he went on, he's bragging about both his channels are monetized. I think they were bolted up at the same time too. He goes, they're both monetized and they're both, I'm streaming live on both channels

and they're both monetized. And then you can tell he was drinking vodka because he was sipping out of like a water canteen, whatever the fight they call it, a little water bottle. And he was taking little sips. I mean, you drink water. You don't take little baby sips. You take like a regular sip, but you tell he was like, take a little vodka sips. But the fact that he was like bragging sip, but you tell you was like Take a little vodka sips But the fact that he was like bragging about you know his chat is there was no moderators and his chat Everyone go for it and then all of a sudden he's clearly drunk. He kept saying I I don't this is not real life

I don't care people are saying that I'm drunk. I I don't care. So he's clearly drunk. He's a, I'm not a, I'm not a fucking cop, but he was drunk. And then Danny blames it on the Wi-Fi and the powers out. And then this morning, I guess he realized he didn't make any super chats yesterday. So then he tried to do a live stream, I guess, from his car where he's driving to an imaginary gig. And that didn't work out either. He's like, hold, that lasted like 10 seconds. I put that up on my Twitter, the buzzer on my Twitter. Okay. What you heard there is that Chad, 20, 25 minutes after he ended that stream, tweeted out that both his

power and his Wi-Fi went down Which I don't know if he knows anything about Wi-Fi, but if your power goes out your Wi-Fi will also go down So you could just stop at power that would have been that would have been enough for me to be like, oh, okay That's why it gets stream anymore because of that But there's more to that tweet This is the tweet that he put out and he has since deleted it. So you can find this tweet from someone that I follow called Chad's deleted tweets at oilcat loser. And so Chad tweeted out, why fight electricity out right now? Keep drinking the cool aid. Subscribe.

I'll jump once it's restored. This cool aid thing is what's bizarre? We all just witnessed how wasted you were how you couldn't even talk and your screaming I don't care right but but he what he's trying to say I think what he's trying to say here is that like there's a narrative That that I'm putting out there and Kevin Brennan and all these people and these people are sheep or just drinking the cool aid Who believe it's like no, no, we're just watching you fail miserably in life. That's why we think that, Chad. Also, maybe ask yourself, like, if my Wi-Fi went out, no one would question it. Maybe ask yourself why you're in a position in life

where people are like, you're fucking lying, Chad. Well, okay, so this is Kevin addressing that tweet. So I guess he passes that out because he only did, I guess, like whatever time we started, he only did like two minutes. And then at 424, he tweeted that, keep drinking the coolate. I don't even know who he's talking about. He's the only one drinking anything. Is he, when he says, when he says cool cool, he's talking about teetos.

I don't even know what the fuck's going on. So, so he keeps saying, he's saying like, yeah, listen, keep drinking a coolate. Yeah, I was drunk. Right. I would, I would never drink during the day. But then he didn't do anything and now his tweets are private. I didn't do a show until this morning, but keep drinking a cool late, everybody.

Yeah, I was drunk. The Wi-Fi went out because the power went out. And then everyone sent me these charts of like, there was no power out of just in the greater Tampa area. Yes, one person or something like that. Or we said, no, the liquid. Yeah. What are the odds?

So one building that was out of his Chad somewhere So this is hysterical because Chad's so bad at lying. He always picks things that can be disproven Like go into the hospital and I was so check this out. This isn't what somebody did some research on So pirate task force on Twitter 387,000 people living in Tampa only one reported power outage for the entire day The lengths this guy goes to and he actually has the graphic right there that shows the powder power outage Information or a nearer chance lives by the way I'll point out So it's just fucking hysterical. He just keeps tripping over himself

Well, he doesn't care and the internet internet isn't real, so no repercussions. The other tweet that he put out, which is menacing, is shout out to FriendlyFirearmsPCB.com for selling me my first handgun. I'm looking forward to shooting ShootersWorld.com. Hashtag God Blast, see you soon. Yeah. It's good that someone saw that video and was like this guy should be armed What is this thing now where he's pretending that he could actually legally own a handgun? I know Florida

Oh, there's no point. There's no fucking way in hell This this conflict is going and buying a handgun It doesn't make it doesn't have any money for one either, so that doesn't make any fucking sense. And then I guess somebody was saying that because of how firearm sales work, you can look up and see who's made purchases at stores, I guess that's public record. So somebody was like, I checked, did no one name Chad Zubak, bought a gun at the store. Maybe you picked the wrong store, maybe there's a different store you went to, Chad. It's Jesus Christ of these lies, what are you doing?

It's also fucking bizarre to me. It's weird, and then, you know what's weird to me too, is that I've kind of wanted to talk about this, because I've seen on Reddit and Twitter and everything, these back and forth where like, oh, you know what made me notice it, is that I pulled a clip from that Patrick Melton show, because the last time I heard of Patrick Melton,

him and Chad were like buddies. Right. And then he did like a couple of hours on how much he hates Chad now. What I can't stand about these guys is like, they think they're Howard Stern. Like Chad always talks about how, you know, I'm creating drama.

It's like, yeah, but Howard wasn't like one day buddies with I'm a, and like, no, we're, we're doing a show together. And then the next day like, I hate you. It's like, they just changed should every day for the sake of podcast, drama or something. It's very annoying, frankly. Yeah. It's, in fact, Anthony had Jim Florentino and they were talking about that specifically because open Anthony had their beef with Howard Stern and other radio guys. And yes, it could evolve over time.

Like if you guys have a common enemy, then you might team up with another show or something like that. We're similar to how MLC and I are now cool and I was being bashed on there for over a year and now, you know, I go on there and everything. So this is Jim Forrentine finally, because this is the thing that everyone goes to, it's just like, well, Jim likes them.

Jim thinks Jim is cool. Oh, oh. So this happens. Chad's wasted on his show. And Jim's a guest on Anthony's show. Anthony goes, oh, you're not going to like this. Well, I have to play in this video. So we're going to get quarantines take here. But I don't think he's letting people know he's drunk.

I think he thinks he's covering very well. And I don't think he is, though. I think he thinks he's covering very well. And I don't think he is though. I think he's very drunk here. And, you know, it's funny because he's drunk, but he's not really putting anything out there except being drunk, which is funny. So again, so we never, yeah, I don't, you know, he, look, he could be who knows what chat he's devious. I know. He could be like a listen man. People, you know, let me put this out there and watch everybody comment on it because I'm talking to me now I'll come back and they're gonna watch what I'm gonna say to it. Right. So I mean it could be that. It could be. It could be. But he could just say hey you know because I know we did one I guess he said he put a Twitter poll

up. Right. And he's like sure I do a drunk and he did one drunk and he said it was a mess or whatever like that. So I think he passed out on that one. Right. He's kind of funny. Yeah. That's funny. I mean, I'll give him that. Right. But it was funny. We already liked it. Years ago on the Howard search show. He's stealing his bits. You know, just a little more, a little more. All right. So you just heard Jim 14. He's like, maybe he's acting. Maybe this is all part of this grand scheme. The shed is up to humiliating himself because he knows he'll get more eyeballs watching him with this amazing activity.

I'm like, really, Jim? You think that's even in the realm of possibilities? Well, here's my assumption about like, Florentine because I know Chad loves that defense. It's like, well, Jim Florentine likes me and he's a nice guy. But it's like, my assumption is, because I've had friends like this over the years

where it's like, you can kind of see the way what they do to other people and things, but you're like, you know, I have a good relationship with the guy, I have no reason to trash him, but I see he is kind of a scumbag. So I assume Jim looks a Chad like, hey, he seems like kind of a bag of shit, I have no reason to disown him really,

but like I get what he is, you know? So Mike, that's a perfect segue once again. We really have some chemistry you and I, some chemistry you and I, my God. Because at the end of this, Jim explains their friendship and why, like Jim has to explain why he's friendly with Chad Zumak and he's like, he's like, listen, Chad opens for me whenever I'm performing

in Florida, which isn't even very often. I don't even see the guy that much, but I thought this was a pretty funny explanation. Very similar to what you're saying. To be happy for him. People always like, why would you even hang out with that guy or talk? You know, I don't hang out with him because he lives in Florida, I live here. But I've always been attracted to people, not attracted in a gay sense, not in the light

sense. Right. Just like people with problems, why do you think me and Jim Norton started thinking about that? Well of course, yes. Rich Foss, I got attracted to. You know what I mean? Like I love guys like that. There's another guy, Zool, he used to fucking,

it was a comic and we'd bring, he goes, I just had a newborn baby and he shit his pants and he had a diaper and him and his wife would make up chocolate pudding. The night before he goes, I'm, look, he just shit his pants, you want me to eat it and then he would freaking start eating and I had to Passing on his face and walk off stage. I like guys like that. Another guy Wayne O'Drain O used to puke at the end of his act

Just fucking puke in the box and walk off stage. I like guys like closer. It is a good closer So I don't know. I just, I gotta got it still to this day if someone passes out of party He'll stick his finger in his ass all the way in there and give him crack finger, he calls, puts on his nose like a smell and smell and smell. Holy shit. Oh yeah, it's probably the whole room wreaks. Wow, that's, it's like he didn't even add.

It's like he didn't even wipe his ass, it smells that bad. And then if someone doesn't wake up, he'll rub it on their gums. Oh my God. So I love the explanation by Jim Flaunt Dean of why he likes Chaddies. It's like, I have even shittier friends than this guy.

I have friends who do ridiculous horrific things that are anti-social and every single way. So, of course I like Chad. And I already tell you, Chad's gonna cling to the Jim Norton rich boss angle of that comparison. But what I will be thinking of is that the list dropped rapidly to a guy that eats his own shit or whatever he was describing. Yeah, the prop comics that he was describing.

Yeah, this guy that pukes on stage. You know, I like chat, too. So, Fizzire. So, the other thing we were going to talk about is the fact that Chad has been sending out messages people who haven't been renewing their Patreon. And I know this is what I talk about. You covered this on the By Mike project and Patrick Melton was reading it.

But what's crazy about this is that Chad's like, sending out emails to these people and saying, hey, listen man, if you can come back and support, I got a lot of great shows coming up. We got a lot of things in the works. You're gonna love it. And he brings up in that email that Tim Dylan makes $25,000 a month.

I'm basically. Why does he keep bringing that up? That's nothing to do with you Chad. It's like, I don't know. This is the mentality of losers. They go, that guy's a comic. He makes a fortune. I'm a comic.

I make nothing. How is this possible? Yeah, I've never once, I have slightly fewer listeners than Joe Rogan, but I've never thought anyone should stop listening to Joe to get me catch up to him. Yeah, no, it doesn't make any fucking sense. All right, so I'll read to you. Also, you owe him that for some reason. It's not just that like, oh, Tim Dylan has more subscribers.

Help me catch him. It's more like, hey, you kind of owe owe this to me because I'm doing it myself. Tim Dylan has all this money and I don't, so you should kinda feel bad for leaving. Yeah, that's the part that I don't understand the connection to those two things. Right. It'd be like if you were the janitor

and you complained to your supervisor, you're like, do you know which way the CEO makes? Way more than I make. They're like, like, yeah, I mean, there's a reason for that. So we're at the same company. What do you mean? How am I not making the same money? Well, people, yeah, I mean, there's a reason for that. So we're at the same company. What do you mean? How am I not making the same money?

Well, people don't, I mean, that's the thing that Chad doesn't understand. People don't like type in patreon.com and spin a wheel and whatever patreon they land on, they have to subscribe to. And Tim Dylan like worked hard, built up an audience, he's a funny guy, and got all those subscribers.

Yeah, it's almost an accident. You're right. It's almost like he thinks about like it's a charity or something. Yeah. You're like, this guy is all the money he needs. Stop giving money to him. I was like, no, I actually described it to Tim Dylan, because I want to hear his bonus countdown.

That's why I do that. I enjoy his bonus shows. Yeah. Tim Dylan, do you ever get drunk on your Patreon and pass out? Because that's what I'm subscribing about. That's what I want to see. I want to see a guy who doesn't know the name of his show. What he starts off as podcast.

That's what I'm looking for. All right, so Gonzo, he says, below are a few talking points for hashtag, Chad Nation in case it matters. So this is what he would have said. Had to be a c'mon. Our buddy Gonzo, Shitcock. Chad's a performer getting shit faced

before it's lunchtime in a live streaming. The great Kumiya Country Hokes, emailing his Patreon's after they quit. It's all amazing theater and he has created a world of entertainment for the masses. Now, okay, so the defense is... It's funny to watch. Right, so him humiliating himself is enjoyable. I agree. I'm loving it.

So we're on the same page. With that. The idea though, that whatever happened that got him to get a black eye and then make up that story. The idea that he did that for the benefit of Kevin and Bob and Mizuno's company is a boldface lie. He's not that calculated. But even if he is. Or charitable.

Even if he is. Even if he is or chair, if he is, yeah. Even if he is, like we said about Bobby Lee, it's like, oh, yeah, no, you can tell a lie and it could make good drama and good theater. And it could be interesting and it could be a story line that lasts a while that we all want to follow. But then once we realize you're a liar, it's not interesting anymore. Because the next time we're going to be like, oh, this is like the black eye story. It's just bullshit. Well, right, because he had a bike accident not too long ago, and he was in the hospital and he was, he was setting out messages on Patreon from the hospital, and I couldn't find a single person who believed that to be true. And he says he bought a handgun. There's no photo of the handgun. He just tagged some companies in there.

It's like, no one believes anything he's saying anymore. So it's a huge waste of time on his part. For me, it's entertaining because I keep believe someone such a fucking pathological asshole that this is all they do is just fucking make up lies. I think it's going to start things are going to turn around for him. Yeah. And you notice the hospital thing and the gun thing. Those aren't getting the same clicks, the same views, the same attention as the black eye story because it came after that. And we all know what he's doing. Was the black guy real life? Because that was and we all know what he's doing was the black I real life because that was down the internet didn't even have a black guy was that makeup? Are they doing makeup? It wasn't it wasn't don't you know it's radio he was in radio don't you understand yeah

He understands radio all right Number two chance not really a drunk. He just likes getting drunk. All right well with you on that too Number three Chad has good hair Disagree disagree with that. He mostly wears a, I'm with you on that too. Number three Chad has good hair Disagree disagree with that. He mostly wears ball. Wait in on that one. All right I think he's thinking of producer Chris Uh, number four. I you can tell these hurting running out of things. What number three is he has good hair Yeah, he's like, he's like, oh, I got behalf of Chad and by the third floor. Number four is just Florida He drinks teetos, not absolute.

Have you seen his skin complexion? It's not bad for a guy as age. Number four, Chad makes every show instantly better when he's on or discussed. I don't know about that. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true either. I mean, discussed maybe can make an argument for that,

but Chad being on a show ruined my show twice. Yeah, and he's not, and I don't even agree with disgust because he's not such an interesting character that anyone talking about him would be interesting. Right. It's not something I mean. Right. Right. Suttering John. Literally, if you play a clip of him on your show, your show was now better. And then he, number five, when Chad lies, he does so with intent and purpose, he is efficient with his lies. And I 100% disagree with that, sir,

because if that were the case and he's bad at that, he's bad at lying, but he's also bad at making up things to lie about. It doesn't help me, it's not helping him, I'm like Mike said, it's not helping him anymore. Getting into bike accident, didn't get him any sympathy, it didn't increase his Patreon. So I'm not going along with that. But he goes, okay, right out of things, but you get more. Getting into bike accident didn't get him any sympathy, didn't increase his Patreon, so I'm not going along with that.

But he goes, okay, right out of things, you got the gist. Yeah, so I hate to call out the great Gonzo shitcock. Right, it seems like he's really more on our side than I think else. Well, yeah, he understands that it's a spectacle and he enjoys the spectacle. And I do too, to some degree, it's wearing a little thin,

but no, I got it. All right. Yeah, but if that's what being a fan of chances, then yeah, I'm a fan. Well, yeah, okay, that's a good point. Right? Because even the people who enjoy stuff wanted to actively ruin his life.

They're rooting for him to continue rooting his life. Well, it's on brand, you know. Well, right. Precisely. Well, you know, it's like, well, it's on brand. Yeah. Precisely. Well, you know, it's like we talked about this on WATS that delete laws guy. We realized we assumed it was all people trolling him. And then we realized through the comments that people are like, oh, this is great advice. Thank you. Yeah.

But Chad, Chad doesn't have that. I don't think there's a, because you just heard his staunch defense where the guy is like, he's a drunk. It's funny you cares I know wasn't wasn't a great defense there god zone you don't come on sometime What do you have some time it explain that to us? Okay? I know we're running long We've been through a lot of things, but listen I haven't done a regular episode in a little while and there's a lot to get to Including including this. Oh my god! Oh my god!

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You got it. All right, so OP is doing his live stream. This is just the other morning, because you can see there's a lot of smoke outside, very smoky in New York City, very bad air quality. Thanks a lot. Cardiff electric. I blame Cardiff for this.

You know, he claims he has a VPN and he's in Minnesota, but I'm not buying it anymore. I'm starting to think that guy's in Canada. He doesn't have a lot of irons in the fire. It would make sense. It would make sense. Yes. And he has a lot of time on his hands too, somehow.

Both things happening at the same time. So OPE gets asked a question from Nicholas Gerr. Hmm. Who knows how that guys on. And I just want you, I don't know if I'm just gonna want this play I might, it's about Steelto, but listen out, Opie just gets revved up. And it's not like he's gonna back it forth with someone.

This is just him revving himself up more and more and more over just a single question. In the smoke content, I don't know, says Jesus alto. Why is that funny? Love in the smoke content, Alto says, Jesus Alto. Why is that funny? Yeah. Well, in the smoke content, he's like, Still, Toe is a whiny little baby. So let me put some context around this.

Basically, the Iron Chic just passed away. I couldn't believe he was so alive. I have no idea. But the Iron Chic just passed away. And so what Opie did is he tweeted out, Rustin Peace, with the famous photo of them at the Opie's show in the studio where he had pissed himself during the show

and always pointing at his crotch that's all wet. So I don't see anything wrong with that, to be honest with you. I don't care about it either. Yeah, honestly, I mean, there in Shakespeare's hilarious, but he was a buffoon. And Aaron, I watched Aaron's take on this, and Aaron's like, well, if you're trying to be funny,

be funny, but if you're trying to say, if you're eulogizing the guy, then don't use that, I'm like, I don't care. And whatever. I mean, there was a moment on the show that like, if you think of the Iron Sheik and Opie, that's the moment you think of. Of course. So it makes sense that Opie would tweet that. Of course.

He claims to be an Opiean Anthony Fanny. Obviously, isn't an Opiean Anthony Fanny. He has no idea of the history of the picture. He's just a guy trying too hard that doesn't have much to talk about. So we have to find things people are doing and attack them. Oh, all right.

I'm sorry, he's remember your condition. I wasn't going to pause it, but Jesus Christ, he's already got to 100, which is not. I mean, just rubbed up quick. And the fact that he's calling people off and having anything to talk about, you're literally responding to Nicholas Kerr,

who didn't even super chat you, just put a chat in. He's like, this guy has nothing to talk about. He's like, no, he's talking about a tweet you put out, which is interesting. I mean, if you think you're still relevant, OP, we do. Yes, so, I think that's something to talk about. And OP is just taking the wrong angle because his show I think that's something to talk about. And OP is just taking the wrong angle because his show is, he has nothing to talk about.

Right. Yeah, this is where OP gets in a weird position too, because even when I agree with you, I'm on your side on this one, God damn it. And yet, I know that OP is at some point going to go to the fence to like, I don't even pay attention to this guy. He's meaningless to me, whatever. Oh yeah, I get brought up here now too. You know, I'm nothing to do with this. Clearly knows who you guys are. He knows you. He knows Steel Toe. Obviously, you guys are on his radar. So he's going to get so twisted up where he's like, there's nothing.

And that's why I'm so angry. Yeah, I don't know. It brought me up. All right. Yeah, let's watch the rest of this. This is like a three minute rant. Steel Toe is a loser. And for the people that don't know, and most of you don't, he's a live streamer that just has a lay-nast audience. He's not talking to anybody. I'm not talking to that many people, but I had my run in the big time, and he's a guy that'll never have his run

in the actual big time. He's trying way too hard. He's talking about a picture of me, Anthony Jim Norton, with the Iron Shake, we're taking a group picture. We all noticed that he had an accident in front of his pants. We were shock jocks to an crazy-ass stuff. So I pointed just as they were taking the picture

down at the spot. And it turned out to be an incredibly legendary picture that the Open Anthony community, real Open Anthony fans fans appreciated and loved. Some say it's one of the greatest moments at Opian Anthony history, even though it wasn't on the air. Some say, some say I'm a luxury dairy for it.

Yeah. Okay. People are torn over this. And then a little backstory to the picture, the Iron Shake didn't give two craps about the picture steel toe you'll loser. God, these little livestreamers, they're just losers. They're just pathetic losers that literally can't turn on a mic and just talk about stuff. If they're

not beating up somebody and basically stealing the open Anthony Jacktober bit, they have nothing else to do with their live streams again. He's taking a lot of time to beat up steal I know He doesn't give a fuck about it. Yeah almost everything he said is a projection He's not talking to anyone because he's trying too hard like Why is that a bad thing? Yeah, look at this asshole starting a content to talk about and it's weird because again Opia is losing me with his his dome logic I know.

Because I'm starting out on his side again, where it's like, I mentioned this on my show the other day, where I think Aaron and some of these other guys, they get these little sniping arguments where they're like, I have, you only have 450 live viewers and I have 600 live. I'm like, none of these are numbers you guys should be bragging about necessarily.

You know what I mean? But for OP to then be like, I mean, I pretty much do the same numbers. But he's nothing, he's worthless. It's like, why are you doing this OP? I'll give Mike David Redbar credit. I was watching a clip of him and he's paying attention to all this stuff. He doesn't really talk about it a lot on his show, but he's paying attention. And he'll say things like, there's all these channels. They have a couple thousand subscribers.

They all think they're a show business. They're all yelling at each other. There's a, any of this matters or is important to your, I'm like, yeah, I know it's insane that any of these people think that they're a big deal. I don't know if it's paying attention to that or not. Right. Yeah, it's weird where we now live in a world where there's so many shows like this and I'm probably guilty of it too.

Even though I don't talk about my numbers in that way, but like I used to think red bar was the guy that like Dwell on things too much and and take things in a direction. I didn't look now I think he's handling it like maybe the best of all these I don't know because his show's gone for hours. I only see the clips and I'm not a scars club Yeah, right right and from when we did review his show a couple of years ago, it just did not move. He just, he just hangs on a clip for ever. And I'm like, I, this is, so I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he's, he's gotten better with that. But I, I found him to be kind of boring. The way they did things. Now, keep in mind,

what we're watching here. OBS and even seen this tweet. This could be made up. Right. Right. The guy just goes, Hey, a silto said't even see this tweet. This could be made up. Right. Right, the guy just goes, hey, a silto said he did appreciate this tweet, you put out, and this stuff fired up. OPS about this, like I think it's more than just this tweet. I think there's more to this than just critiquing. It's Iron Cheek.

There's a lot going on here. Anyway, the Iron Cheek then saw the picture because he continued to come into our show after that. signed a bunch of them and had a good laugh about the whole damn thing and had no issues. So if he didn't have an issue, then you shouldn't either. Go find real stuff to talk about. God, they're just little mosquitoes. You try and have a barbecue and you got these. You got W-A-T-P, just a mosquito, not doing anything with their careers. Then you got skilked up. They'll never have a career like I had. Never. Oh, God. Did he really say that? That's like so pathetic. Can you call yourself an old open Anthony fan? Get the hell out of here.

This whole thing where he's like, we don't even have a career, no offense to producer Chris, but he's not Anthony Kumiya. So I mean, if I had lucked out, I'd met up with Anthony Kumiya. Yeah. Then yes, I would also have a job in platform at a great career. This idea that OP loves to take credit for where he ended up in life is insane. He should just be so grateful that he stumbled upon these amazing shows that he had with a huge audience

because he really did not deserve it, which is being proven every day on his livestream. The only time his livestream is funny is when Kurt have signed it. What is that telling you? You can corn, dip, and that time? Yeah. And corn diff and Yeah. Yeah.

Holy shit. Well, can I speculate it's funny bring up Anthony because my speculation is to why opi is so mad at the at this you know, erroneous tweet. Yeah. Is that a my wrong has stilto

had Anthony Kumiya on his program. Is that the case? They did. Yeah. And stilto was on compound media. Well that the case? They did, yeah. And Silto was on Compound Media. Well, I suspect we may have diagnosed this. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, Anthony's been on my show too. And that's, I think, when we started getting on, Opie's radar a little bit, and he started, I acknowledge you guys by name. That's when that happened. So I mean to Opie and not mean enough to Anthony. Right. And I don't even think I played the clip on here,

but Opie was just yelling about that the other day Where I'm doing it wrong because I'm not making point of Anthony as well Yes, yeah, yeah, and this idea that like what Anthony does a show, I'll be yeah You do a livestream where you freak out because somebody said that somebody said something And then you yell at them for all the things that you're doing talking to no one not having topics I have anything to talk about this idea is like Fies up to talk about dude you talk about fucking doggy. Yeah, not shitting that morning like that's content It's like a Chad like argument like Anthony doesn't show I do a show right? Why are we the same right? Yeah, I know it carls to be making fun of him too. It's like well. No, I enjoy it show right good

Yeah, that that's that's the issue is like, I'll look at Anthony's Twitter sometime, sometimes, and he gets like a really into the race stuff where I'm like, Jesus, what are you doing? Yeah. But then if I go to find like clips to make fun of him, I'm like, oh, he's a funny guy. Forget. He's a hilarious man that would be harder to make fun of than OP. That's what OP does and realizes that he's very easy to mock, which is why so many people do it. Right. Kevin Brennan is not a fan of Anthony Kumiya. They have had a following out.

Kevin worked for Anthony. I think a couple of different times on compound. And when I was most recently on Kevin's show, we were talking about Anthony, even Kevin's going, he's one of the funniest guys I've ever met. He's just always on. He makes me second guess myself. He's so funny. So it's like, we all recognize the talent there. And yeah, we can obviously complain about the race stuff. But that's not also I don't do a show where I'm going to sit here and analyze how racist someone is. That's not funny. That's not a lot of fun. We're talking about women getting molested as children as we did. Yes. Yeah. That's who should be exposed. Not the good racists out there. Now, let's talk about Stuttering John

because this has been blowing up on Twitter the last couple of days, and especially today, John is bragging. I mean, openly bragging about these notes he's getting from the kids in his classroom. He's posting photos of these notes these kids are sending him. And I'm sure they're obligated to.

It's not like, and the way these kids write, they're younger. I mean, maybe it's sixth grade, I don't know. But I'm sure that the sixth grader is just like, hey, mom, is it okay if I were to thank you note to my teacher, Mr. Melendez? Oh, that's good if you billy. Yes, you should do that. Your ruffles hair, you don't think randomly

every student decided to hand in a letter at the same time. Yeah, I've been to school, I should do that. Your ruffles here. You don't think randomly every student decided to hand in a letter at the same time. Yeah, I've been to school. I know all this works. The kids don't give a fuck. They want to play video games. They're not looking to put it anyway. So John's on Twitter, being out bragging

does just about what a great teacher he is. And claiming that he's making $7,500 a month teaching. Wow. And he's, you know And people are questioning him. So he's sending out articles where they're saying how much teachers can make in LA. And so, muttering J, one of the greatest reporters. First he teaches them.

Well, I know. So, muttering J, one of the greatest reporters that were live has been on the case. And he's saying, John, you're a substitute. There's no way that you're making this much money as a substitute. You can make that much money with 20 plus years experience in this and this and this. You know, I think a lot of the teachers take out additional roles. If you're coaching sports sporting teams or heading up the math leads

or whatever you're doing, you can make additional money teaching summer school. So John's definitely not making that much money. And I guess there was a note in there where the kid said, you're my favorite sub. Cause John's cleaning the full time teacher now. And John posted that. So muttering Jay's like, all right, there's the proof right there.

The kid, the student just said, you're a sub. And John's go, no, it's cause I was a sub last year, but this year I'm, it this whole like a thing so insane It's so weird. There's even bragging about this He was saying I'm submission Yes So he's the bowl in this case now Six greater is a bowl. Can you believe it?

All right, it's too bad bright Brett Haley got out of podcast. I guess I did. Just starting to have fun. Now, there's also photos that John's posting of him with the students. He's blackin' out the face and stuff like that. But I do have to say, John is looking better. Oh, I think that the internet was bad for him.

Getting on the internet, talking about politics, being all mad at Republicans and Trump and all that stuff. I don't think that was good for him and his psyche. I think it was aging him. Plus, I think that's schedule. I mean, we saw how hungover he was at noon. His time, you're like, oh, this guy just rolled out of bed. This is not a good schedule for him.

So now that he has to get up, go to work every day. He was wearing a tie in one of the photos. I saw him like, okay, this is good for him. I'm really glad. Not a shirt, but a tie is a good start. You didn't have any clean shirts that day. But I'm happy for him. I feel like things are going well. So Friday afternoon, yesterday afternoon, I am on my computer and I see on YouTube the card of his live and breaking down MSCS media and how Tommy's obviously buying views. So I'm like, okay, I'll watch that.

Someone in the chat goes, Stuttering John just went live on YouTube on his channel. I went, what? So I pop over there and sure enough, Stuttering John's channel is active and live. My God. Now he's... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with that. So I'm, you know, hoping that the show is going to start after that. I'm in the chair going, yeah, I'm excited. And then, um, and then John goes into the chat himself and says,

this is just a test, but I will be back soon. So the school year is over. The school year is over. And now he's very much, he's been teasing this for a while, but now he's very much teasing that, he's going to be back. So, God, fingers crossed. Could you imagine what would happen to the devil verse of John started doing a show again? Pfft. No, I can't. Is it good or bad?

Does it hurt like, does it help Shuley or hurt him? There's so many questions would have to be answered. Well, speaking of Shuley, I saw someone pose this and I have to agree, although I'll caveat it, someone said if John came back with a show just bass Shule, he would get a ton of fans. Yes, absolutely. He would get a lot of support for that.

Now the problem is John would be bad at it because John's not fun. I'll be ignoring that. I'm saying it's a nice idea. Yeah, I have. So, look, Liv, he does not react at things. He's not funny or witty or interesting. So we'd get like support in the beginning

People like, oh, yeah, we're making fun of Julie. Let's go. And then they'd be like, oh this guy sucks at this Now I know I would make fun of John. Yeah, I mean, I win either way. So I'm all for it. Let's go John doing it would be so it would be like Baldwin making fun of Trump where it's just visceral hatred. It's like, oh, this is fun for anyone. Right. That would be the problem with it. So, you know what, we're going real long. I want to tell you about my Florida trip.

But let's wrap things up. Shall we? Oh, damn. We've done it all. We'll hear about it on WATS. We've done it all today. We've talked about Trash Tuesday with Kauai-la, Annie, and Astor. We saw Ray DeVito get yelled at because he didn't want to have a hotel room and do a stream for the whole shit. Johnny! So funny. Dude, it's midnight on a weekday. What are you doing? People have fucking jobs to go to.

We saw that Patrick and Michael finally watched, not only did he watch our show, he was interacting with the chat, which I'm going to go back and read more through that, because I bet he's got dozens of not hundreds of responses in there. Suggestions. Pretty active chat. Chad got wasted again for about eight minutes on his stream. And we saw how Kevin and Anthony and Jim Forrantine responded. Gonzo is team Chad. OP goes after SteelToe because SteelToe had an issue with a fucking tweet, which I mean, OP is responsible and I'm like, what happened?

He would've done it just been like, if we had a red, what Nicholas Kerr and Sad, I'd just be like okay Whatever I don't care wouldn't that have been the right response to that and that's how he should feel It's so insane. So anyway, you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play a the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts will be live Wednesday at 5 p.m. back in our regular schedule.

And that will be for all of the people on Patreon and Supercask and watch that. And we'll have it out Thursday morning for those who like to listen to the show that's edited and sounding nice. And we will be checking out this show right here. All right, you're tuned into a very special episode of the Hip Hop Uncensored podcast. I'm your brother, old guy from Hip Hop News Uncensored. I'm a co-host. What up, y'all? It's your man Sam Ant-Baro. Hip Hop News. Like my cousin, man, you're the building for a special edition of the Hip Hop Uncensored podcast. We got a special guest in the building of beautiful queen is Jaguar right

is Jaguar right how you doing this? Hey, man, amen and I say thank you brother. How are y'all? Blessed be here blessed to have you on well Make us some news as of late you ain't really been talking to many people you are on this podcast We're very privileged to have you one before we get into all of that All right, this is hip-hop news uncensored and The reason I were looking at this is because Andy's gonna be back for the midweek show and Jaguar right has become his beat for Suffolries and now Jaguar right is this woman who was like a backup dancer or something like a a hip hop dancer, and she claims that P-Dity

and all of these other rappers are gay and they have these gay sex parties in Hollywood, that's how you get a job become a professional musician in this world. So I love a conspiracy, I'm all for it. I'm gonna go and open-minded on this one. And I've always said you guys haven't attacked the black community enough.

It's about time. I mean, it's at least been texting me that for months now. That's how I figure we'd finally get on that. So that should be a lot of fun. All right. So I think it's time to catch an alien. What do you think? Mike, you got time to catch an alien today?

Of course I do. I'm always ready to catch an alien. That's the right answer, my friend. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch An alien Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Andy That's actually something we've touched on a little bit in my team with this idea of making this son potentially last longer

How can you make the sun? Kind of a very important thing. Yeah. And then, three, where basically you can go anywhere at any time in the universe like that. Like, you basically, a roamers of the universe with no issue. Isn't that where the third step is? I'd say that's maybe four, three is the galaxy. Oh, three is the galaxy.

Yeah, so three is where you're using the same amount of resources as basically the entire galaxy. Four, college I've never wrote about four so three is where you're using the same amount of resources as basic entire galaxy. Four, Carter should have never wrote about four, but people have extrapolated it to a four to be that it would be presumably the entire universe. But then what do you mean by universe? Do you mean the infinite universe? Probably not. Probably not.

For that's that question. Even with the quantum computer times of knowing. Right, right. So how can anyone control infinity, it seems almost noxymoron, but presumably a herbal volume could be potentially doable with that. And you would need something that was fast and light to do that. Of course, you'd have to have either wormholes or an alkydair drive, something that would allow you to traverse the galaxy and the universe beyond the limitation to the speed of light. If you're stuck with the speed of light, I think anything

beyond a galaxy is not really tenable. Yeah. Yeah. If there is other creatures out there, species, they're not playing with speed of light. I think anything beyond a galaxy for is not really tenable. Yeah. Yeah. If there is other creatures out there species, they're not playing with speed of light. That's like what do Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one. So basic. Be basic. B, horse and buggy stuff. Next. Baba. Yeah, damn it. It does a good job with these games, man, because again, it could be any of these. It could be any of these. I think it's going to be next. Bob, Bob, you know what I mean. I just, that's something, and I'm probably wrong. He's probably, Tommy's definitely said that before.

Yeah. He's probably why Carter wrote it, but that's what I'm going with. Mike, what do you think? I wanted to be horse and buggy stuff, because I'm gonna get more about what that is. But I think I'm gonna go with the Tesla versus Kia one, because doesn't he love Elon Musk and shoehorn him in as much as it's true? That's true. Yeah, that is, but I think I'm gonna go with the Tesla versus Kio one because doesn't he love Elon Musk and shoehorn him and as much as true. Yeah, that is true. And it's the dumbest possible comparison. So yeah, I like that too.

Uh, producer Chris, what do you think? I went with horse and buggy. Horse and buggy. All right. The speed line. If you're stuck with a speed of light, I think anything beyond a galaxy is, is not really tenable. Yeah. Yeah. If there is other creatures out there, species, they're not playing with speed of light. That's like horse and buggy stuff. Oh, damn.

We produce a crest with the W. Congrats. That's the stuff of my gut. Again, this is one of these points where we have to be careful. We just don't know whether we have all these ideas about where the fast and light travel could be possible. But it does lead to some problematic inferences. I mean, one problem is if fast and light travel really exists, it makes the Fermi paradox.

The Fermi paradox is the statement that Enrico Fermi famously said, how can we don't see anyone? You know, how can we don't see the star system next to us that's been completely engineered? Right. Why don't we see the guy that has to be able to bend time, right? Yeah. So if, so if, if a civilization has the capability to

I told for this time to find out if you have the ability to bend time enough. I do just say this is like an advertisement for Tavi show. And I don't know how we're not just doing segments on Tavi show. These gusty has lately seem fantastic. We have to get back out of it. I believe. So these are all new episodes.

The card of the season. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. I know. Come on. That's his new side that he has. Tavi has behind him.

I tell you know, it's a newer episode. I mean, Mike does a great job with Richard O'Jeta. And that was a, you seized out an opportunity that I should have. That guy's a fucking ludic. You some stupid. I love your best coverage. Thank you for showing it without you,

I wouldn't know who Richard O'Jeta was. So I do thank you for that. No, you rip me off. You're one of the guys who rip me off. I started all of this. I created all of this as the show. I saw that John was on his way out and I said, who's the next best thing?

And it's Richard O'Jeta. But I feel like, you know, you've pounded San Richard O'Jeta. I need to pound on Tommy before someone takes this one away from me. Because it's fascinating. It's fascinating. Old school go to patreon.com slash card of electric Brought to you by subreddit surfing on YouTube Wednesdays at eight

Until we decide to do another time randomly mess with people No, it's not the mess with people. I should end this now You're rambling, sir. Carter snuck his way into my show for the first. I'm the only show that has never had him on until yesterday. Oh, I saw that. I was watching that live when it happened. Hackride was another brilliant game for you. He does excellent work that guy.

He does phenomenal work. I mean, I can't even describe. I won't even describe. I won't even describe. Because you were complaining about the length of it. I'm like, this should just be your show. You're like, oh, you're making a show too long. I'm like, well, stop talking so much to Craig. It just went the hachride movie. Because that's fucking amazing. Yeah. The people that watched for hachride were probably frustrated with us. But I think some people are there for me. I think you're redbiker, Craig, red red, by Cabette, where I'm like,

I just have two hours of this nonsense, just to get to the Hechride vets. He did, I think, I'm gonna put it out individually so people can go watch the whole thing if they want to, because he put a lot of work into it. And I have no real issue with Ray DeVito. I don't really know anything about him,

but it seems like He Hackride despises him and has been using my show as a vessel to get to him. Well, he might have a point that, Hackride. He might be out to something. I have not said he made bad points. So point Mike Project, of course, that's a podcast, but you also do that live on Friday afternoons on your YouTube channel.

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we're going to play the Rich and O'Jeta drinking game at 2,000 patrons, I am going to memorize Make America in 8 again and perform it at a comedy club somewhere. Holy shit. Wow. Get those numbers up, baby. And the gear heads are rolling to have her to grace. We are seeing dad fan and friends, which include Tom Myers is one of the friends in have her to grace Maryland on June 29th. It's a Thursday in bum fuck, Maryland. So if you can't make it, I understand. But if you want to sit in the back row with me and the boys, come join us. All right, that's going to fuck up WAT us that day. You realize that right? Shit.

Let me be selfish for a minute. I love the beginning of the show. I go, Mike, we're doing a live show in Detroit. Would you want to go? He's like, I don't know. And then fucking he's going to drive all the way to Maryland. Listen, I'm just traveling. Anyways, have a degree. I want the fuck. He's gonna drive all the way to Maryland listen to some of the traveling anyways, however degrees

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Whenever someone says they don't care, they always care the most. My cat mouse. Same thing happened with Stuttering John, finding out WATP made something like 10k a month really messed with his mind. Oliver Stutton, producer Chris looking lovingly into the eyes of Carl is precious. From Reddit, Yahweh asks, am I crazy or did Carl already put that misfit story out on the main feed before? Turbo 7049 retorts?

I don't know. I could hear about Carl getting punched in the face daily and it would never get old. Crogor fan 88, why not just get mean Doug and Kaia on if he couldn't do the show? Those episodes are instant classics, especially because they shit on Carl so hard. Everyone wins. Obnoxious ab. I didn't think that nut job chaed would come across any more nuts, but hearing those texts read between Chad and the guests, that wound needs to be put away, or put down, seriously.

Stroke Puncher? How cool would it be if the show went back to critiquing podcasts instead of rehashing Boomer drama? Bit of criminal. went back to critiquing podcasts instead of rehashing boomer drama. Bit of criminal. How long until Carl rebuilds his basement of Florida so we can't tell he's not live in the studio. Pickwick Pud posts a poll asking listeners to cite their favorite anti-haward podcast

and WATP wins at a landslide victory over quite frankly, and radio gunk. And RogueName 2010 plays us out with. At this point, Howard is the anti-Howard. Is that true I want a poll? Well, that's pretty exciting. You've really built yourself up into something. Yeah, imagine WATP winning a poll on the WATP subreddit. W-A-T-P winning a poll and the W-A-T-P subreddit. You can't. Hey, I'll listen, it's something, all right? Sprice anyone there even likes me.

All right, let's fight through the voicemails, because we are getting caught up here. And I will tell my ridiculous story of me fucking up on my trip this past week and really just making a mess of everything. But my room's okay, right? Hey, Carl, you should have that Liam guy on more often. He actually was in joy. I'll listen to you. You've been having a pre-pour track record lately. That, um, Oh, who's that British guy? It's like, I'm, Carl, I'm doing coke right now.

That guy, I don't know, everybody you've had on lately has had a that British guys like I'm doing coke right now that guy i don't know everybody you've had only leaves had a really annoying stick uh... meanwhile he is like i am on the white guy i don't think white guys is a sick at least not in my household i don't know anyway anyways keep up the good work carl i'm big it

fuck it up thank you i suspect that guy will hate blind Mike then. She's hugely is very polarizing. He is Irish by the way. Case that's one point. Hey, I like that he said British and then did an Irish accent. Yeah, perfect Irish accent. Yeah, he said, right.

Guys, this is exciting right here because and I always kind of suspected this might be the case that John's family members are fans of WATP and regularly listen to the show. And here is proof. Hi, Carl. This is Stuttering John's Transgender Son. How's it going? Believe it or not, I'm actually a fan of your show

and I want to encourage you, please, shit on my dad as much as you want. He's an awful father and an awful person. The truth is, I'm not even trans. I just did the whole thing because I hate my dad and I wanted to embarrass him. But now being trans is super cool. And my dad is always telling everyone how proud he is of his transgender son. Can you believe that? The whole thing completely backfire. Anyway, I just wanted to say I love the show. I'm one of those epic trainees. I like to laugh. Also, real quick, fuck Shuley. He's a hack. Okay, call me back.

All right, I will call you back. Thanks for calling into the show. Very exciting. That's pretty cool. Now, we have a new character coming out of the voice spell right here, and I'm just going to call it right now. I love this guy. Call in anytime, sir. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Tony from the Bronx. Listen, so you get in on chat because I keep getting people fired and stuff like with the mask, do you?

He's talking with people's livelihood. Like I totally understand all that. But you can't be paying a shipper, you have a piece of shit yourself. You say when you were an employer, you're telling the workers, you can't shit over here, I don't pay you to shit. What the fuck like? You're going to try to get people people fired but then you're fired people to have an about rules and it's like and uh... another big like we all of car and such stuff but every time he comes on it's just like to speak laughter it's like

he come on you go and card it's how to go with me and he'll go will who who everybody's like everybody's like double and over and last but like it's becoming like shit you know what I'm thinking we call all that said love the show you put on a great you know great show you know so that's all I have to say, column. Go fuck yourself. Don't call me back.

Tony from the Pragues. Thank you for weighing it on that, sir. I don't mind complaints if you do it in a fun, constructive way. Sure. That was a lot of fun. Yes, it was. All right, let's get some more complaining

on the old voicemail here. It was funny. I was watching MLC this week in Kevin Brennan's going, I get all these emails from people complaining about the show. I'm like, I don't want to see that. And Adam was like, maybe we should start up a new email address just for complaints. So if you want to complain about the show, you start to that email address. He's like, that's a good idea. That's what we're looking at it. But I feel like this voice mail is becoming the complaint department at wtp or something howdy carol so um i just want to call say look i love you i love the show um i was

gonna call in last week to defend you against the retarded dickhead who's to mistrown all the zoomers is he oh he's zoom up you know fuck him but i do have to say with the super chats please the love God, do not bring them into the show. There's a reason why you do voice mails at the end of the show. If you want to do Super Chat, you can call them at the end of the show, maybe. Don't do them in the middle of the show, okay? You don't want to financially incentivize people to fucking derail your show. And don't do the whole of somebody gives me a hundred dollars I have to stop the show no no no no no think

about real life if you on stage performing and I offered you a hundred dollars to come up and say I like turtles and you would then be obligated to have oh yeah buddy cool thanks for that I like turtles too and then continue your show no no it doesn't work like that the level of God do not do fucking super chats okay don't do them okay I gotta go love you don't call me back I guess I didn't work like that. The level of God, we're not doing fucking super chats, okay? Don't do them. Okay, I gotta go. Love you. Don't call me back. I guess I didn't make it clear that that was,

we were kind of experimenting. I couldn't do the show on my usual Saturday, so we did it on Friday, we made it available to everyone. I didn't tell people to super chat, but they did. If you wanna do it every, if you wanna do it 10 times a week, who gives a fuck? It's your show. Don't do it if you want.

No, these people bully you, Carl. No, I disagree, Mike. I hear feedback and I understand it. This show is not a super chat show. This show we have shit to get to. And the fact that we're almost three hours in right now and tells you anything, there's shit to get to. We still have to get to shit.

Yeah, we can't get to railed with super chats. So I know people were annoyed with that, don't worry. Well, I say fuck this car on watt P guy come over to watt a super channel life. That's where you want a super chat is on who are these socials Thursdays at 6 p.m On the hoot's podcast YouTube channel Who are these high schools? W-A-T-A-T-S! Hey Kevin, can I sit at the cool table with you at lunch?

All right, so apparently there's a lot of gossip going on in the show lately. People are acknowledging that. Gary and San Diego, so if you listen to the episode they put out this past week, we started with a Gary voicemail. It doesn't happen very often. But Gary broke the news that Cardiff was on the Howard Stern Show. And of course I had to play Cardiff talking to Howard about Centering John and the dabble verse. Didn't get very far, but still great effort.

Very cool that he did that, but Gary had something else to tell us still. Hey Carl, Gary from San Diego. Well, I just looked at John's Twitter account and he claimed that he's making 7500 a month Substitute teaching and he's really really happy. He's living large. He says and too bad for the trolls One thing you can be sure of he's not making 7500 a month as a. And that works out to 90,000 a year. The guys are a liar. You just can't stop himself.

He's pathetic. Anyway, what do you think about that? I think you're spot-off with your analysis, sir. I believe the Southern Journal is a liar. And it's crazy because that's the other I didn't even mention before, is that Muttering J was able to find how he had a substitute teaching certification under emergency use that was just renewed on June 1st, 2023 to run through June 1st, 2024.

So John is a substitute teacher, which is fine. It's good, I'm glad, like I said, I'm glad he's doing better and everything, but why is he lying about making $100,000 and being a full-time teacher? You're not, he's not credentialed for it, he's not that. It's just so bizarre to me that he lies about things people can look up.

Yeah. Just like Chad. I like the phrase under emergency use, is if someone's like, quick, there's algebra to be taught. Give him a minute. Break the glass. Hey, Carl. You talk a lot about fucking what's the name,

Patrick Michael, right? Why do you, you've probably mentioned this before. Why do you fail to mention that he is like a fucking metal vocalist who is doing metal covers to literally fucking no one, quite fucking quite figuratively and literally screaming into a void dude you have to fucking three lights it's crazy I had a double take I'm like it's just really the same guy then he said that dude with the ears or whatever with ears

he must be mentioning his giant gross smelly gages yeah we don't talk about him doing the metal stuff enough. I agree with you. Here's my take on it. I am a huge fan of metal. I play guitar. I love tech metal and various styles. I hate the screamy vocals though. I don't get it.

I don't know why it's there. I wish there wasn't a vocalist. One of the guys just screaming over good music, Doug from the Jigles department, who's been in playing in metal bands and recording metal bands for decades, tells me that Patty Seacup's had some talent that he's not a band.

He's not bad. Yeah, he goes, you know, Carl, honestly, he's not bad. And I don't know, I can't tell the difference. I feel like I can do that, but I don't know. I wouldn't be able to do it two days in a row. You know what I mean? I think I can do it. I would like to hear you try that first I don't know. I wouldn't be able to do it two days in a row. You know what I mean? I think I could do it. I would like to hear you try that first day though.

Yeah, it would be funny. Maybe I'll do it. Maybe I'll start freestyling metal vocals like he does. There you go, Patty. Focus on that. You know, give this podcasting thing up. I actually think that his art is pretty good. There was a time when he was on Instagram or something.

I can't remember where I saw it, but he wasn't bad. Yeah, yeah. So he's got, like, a little glove, he's talented at everything he does. Oh, yeah. I thought where I was going with that. That would all.

He's got the next Jimmy Fox. Let's put it that way. Dude, what the fuck, Carl? How is the VIT shit already sold out? Two days ago, I had it in my cart, just waiting for my paycheck, so my Brent check would go through. And it sold out. There's like four fucking spots. Do you just cry?

Anybody who wants cell bears, or they can't go, I look gladly, either pay double or blow you. Interesting, interesting. Okay, so there's a market for these VIP tickets. And it does often happen. I get no-tron people when we get closer to the event, they say, ah, should I can't go now? I'd love to sell them So yeah, we probably some people want to get rid of their VIP tickets and this guy

I don't know if he knows how to negotiate but They called right back with this correction. I think I can save enough to pay triple and blow you I mean start with the double or blow you. Don't go right to triple-hand. Jesus. I'll throw in the blow job for free. Yeah, I mean, have you read the art of the deal? Come on, man.

Yeah. It's not how that works. Face value and a tug job and then go from there. All right. I like the idea of calling the performer and being like, why is your show sold out? I do feel bad. I mean, the guy's like, I wanted to bite into the money at the time. I don't know. I don't know. I don't guys like I I wanted to buy it into the money the time I Don't know I don't tell you I can't I can't sell every I can't pack the places 300 VIPs

Because I feel be pissed about that I have to make it limited the number. Don't show this guy Taylor Swift's numbers You never real bone to be right Carl name from Flint, Michigan Carl, name from Flint, Michigan. Looks like with all these shows you're producing and gifting on your on the cusp, the birds, the pinnacle of possibly starting your own network. Who's ranch do I have to put down in order to get in on that ground floor, buddy?

Come with that. All right, we are now accepting investor calls. If you want to pitch me, Nate or anyone else for that matter. I've hinted at something like this, I just don't know what it would be necessarily, because I don't know if like a bunch of people doing shows on the same YouTube channel is the answer necessarily.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. I don't know, but sure is out on that one, as they say. I'm not sure. Yeah, Carl, I'm calling. I'm talking about Chad, Zoom, Mac, and Vellate. Oh shit, there's five year olds at the park, Plains, Tucker.

I got to watch this for a call. He's back. I thought he was sure that's a reference to you. Just a local petafile. Oh, it's about. All right. BPG, calling into the show. Hey, you little girl.

I got some good news for you. The music special is no longer your work episode. I guess you got that going for you. Comment if you'd like to have a boring ass conversation about shittering my house or having my girlfriend like to do. Because I guess that's what the podcast is now. We can split the silver chat. We can try my fun. PPG. People didn't like the episode with ski mask. It was not our normal format. I'm

granted. I understand. But there were important things that needed to be said. Then a guy called in and said, our AI review girl should be carly. Should be her name. And that reminds me, we are looking for people to name our AI review girl. If you send in a paddy, seek up song parody, that will help get your recommendation thrown in the pile. Tell you how dumb I am, I'm glad you kept talking. Because when you said Carly, I almost asked why.

Like I don't get it. Well, I don't realize it pretty quickly, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess it's a couple of reasons, but all right, moving on. Hey, Carl, I feel like such an idiot. I used to fish the water reference on a co-worker. And I feel like a freaking retard. That's hilarious. He said, you said fish to water it works we ruin you that's great that is really funny i would feel like an idiot too if i did that all right uh here's the last one here carl you got to start better drama digs really one up in you on the drama front with this dude with air july and air july being such a spur you're still fucking cute.

What are you doing? Fucking around boomers like, come on dude. I'm taking piss somebody else off someone more funny. Please, please work on that. Bye. Yeah, Dick has done a very good job of getting a lot of people upset with him over his critiques of Eric July. In fact, I got to know from somebody telling me that I was

unfairly critiquing Eric July, not knowing what the fuck I was talking about, which is probably true because I get all my Eric July information from Vito who hates him. And Dick Macher said who now is also feuding with that. So I probably was in the wrong a little bit of that. I apologize. My research has shown this guy's a huge pussy in an asshole. I was on a show with Eric July with Chrissy Mayer not too

long ago. I mean, we run in similar circles. So I don't have a beef with him or his comic. I'm very happy for him and his $3 million he was able to make off his comic. I think that's all great capitalism is great. Very happy for everyone doing well. Not like some people who get very butt hurt. So here's the deal. I go down to Florida, obviously, we weren't doing regular shows, the regular schedule,

and the reason why is because I got this house that I'm setting up. And so we go down to this house and it's just boxes. My wife has been ordering everything we need for this house and having a shift there. And so when we got there, we watched and do an empty house, it's a new build. We walk into an empty house that's just piles of boxes of things that we have to put together. And it's the opposite of fun.

So we get there, laid on Saturday, get up Sunday, build the first bed. So we have a better place to sleep. And then I go, you know, I got to upload my my pockets up so I edited it on the plane on Saturday on the flight down. I edited the whole show. So I'm like, all right, cool. I'm going to go and upload it. I go to find my computer and I don't have my computer. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? How do I not have my computer? Now, I said I pulled it out on the plane because I was working on it because I was editing the show. That's the last time I had seen it. And I went, did I leave my computer on the fucking airplane? So,

here's something that I didn't know. If you want to call like, I don't know, an airport, or maybe the specific airline you are on and the office at that airport, there is not a phone number for these things. It does not exist. There are call trees and the call tree will tell you go to our website or download our app and fill out a thing. So I did and I go on Delta's thing and it's there like, you know, you claim a missing item. So I have to go in there and explain everything and what flight I was on and where I was coming from and what the device is and blah, blah, blah, blah. I put it on this stuff at the end of it. I submit it and where I was coming from and what the device is and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah There is a thing in my life besides producer Chris that I need more than this computer to do this show. It's a nuclear football.

That's so cute. How did you, how? Dude, I've been asking myself that how the fuck did I A not put my computer back in my bag? Uh-huh. And B not notice that it's sitting on the floor wherever it was as I'm getting off the airplane. That's what I'm wondering. Did you put it in like the sleeve behind the chair? Something? No.

I mean, I wouldn't. I remember I was almost out of batteries. I was on a 5% and I'm watching it render. It had just rendered in time like sweet, close it up, and put it back. Now, I must have not put it in the bag, but under the bag. It's all I can figure.

Okay. Because it doesn't make any sense. I wasn't drunk. I had to go get my rental car. None of that makes any sense. Fortunately, I can say I believe you weren't drunk. But if I were watching Chad say that it was very strange that you slip that in for no reason. I thought I was shit faced. Well, sometimes out of the airplane, he said I had to drive. Yeah.

So he would have been drunk. Yeah, no, I'd rather be drunk. I'm there playing the not. But you know, we had to get there, get a rental car. And by the way, where this house is, is nowhere near the airport. This is an important thing to note. This is a long drive. Okay, so I fill out the thing, and now I'm like, now do I do.

So my wife says, you got to drive to the airport. You got to see if they have it at the airport and I go, what the fuck are the chances that's going to be a thing? You know what I mean? Anyone see Carl's laptop? Right? Because all I'm thinking is,

chances are I didn't just hide it myself. I hid it on everyone. It's still on that same airplane. Right. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking that that computer's in Atlanta or Chicago or San Francisco, like that computer is gone. Right.

But my wife says you got to drive to the airport and I go, yeah, you're right. So I quickly get in the rental car and drive to the airport. As I get off, this is a long drive again, as I get off on the final exit and I'm going down airport way or whatever it's called, I realize I forgot my wallet and I know out Just like that I I'm not a guy like as conniptions and freaks out about shit. No he isn't wow did I freak out about that?

I was like are you fucking kidding me because I don't know if you know this about airports, but they charge for parking They charge for moving they charge for everything so my kind of fucking way to get into this airport now I had to turn around and drive all the way back. I already think I have a 10% chance of getting this thing. Oh my god. And now I'm like, so I'm going to drive all the way back and then all the way back again and then all the way back again. What am I going to do?

So I see that there's like this gas station that's kind of like your last stop before the airport. And I pull in there and it's a mile away from the airport and I go, well, I guess I'm'm gonna walk to the airport and then I'm thinking, let's give you 20 minutes each way. My computer probably, I'm not even fucking there. It's a million degrees out.

I'm in South Florida. So then I fucking have a brilliant idea and I went, oh I have my phone. I'll get an Uber. So I call an Uber. I get an Uber to take me to the airport. I go in the airport, I go up to information, I say, is there like a lost in, I left top out of the airport.

You should have seen me too. I'm just like, this is kind of important to me. It's kind of like, I'm proud of to kill myself. If I can't get this back. So the woman's like, well, the lost in found is closed on the weekends. Great. She goes, but there is like, you know,

like if your baggage doesn't come or people leave it there, there's like a little office for each airline. She goes, the Delta baggage thing is down there at the end. So I go, okay, are there people there today? She goes, I think so. All right. So I'm not liking my chances here because typically that's where they put luggage that either didn't make it there and then made it there later or that people just left. It's like the dead letter office. Right. So I go in there, and there's two people working there. I don't know why, but I'm not aware. It's two people working there.

I go in there, and I'm like, guys, I am hoping you have some good news for me. I left a laptop on an airplane out of Atlanta last night, and they go, what color was it? And that's a good sign. It's a gray MacBook, sir. He's like, doesn't look like this. Pulls up my fucking laptop.

Holy shit! This is amazing. Is that a laptop behind your ears? Sure. Ha ha ha ha. I mean, Mike, when I tell you the range of emotions that were going on this day, I'm a lady at this point. I can't fucking believe it's happening.

It was kind of funny because, I said my battery had died. So they're like, well, can you turn it on sir? Like to prove it it's mine? I'm like, no, it's dead. So then they're like asking me all these questions. And they're like, well, who was sitting next to you and what seat were you in? I mean, I knew I knew the answer. So that was good. So they gave me the the laptop and then and then I went to go take a taxi And I'm like, oh, did you guys take Apple Pay? Like, no, like, fuck guys, right? So I had to get another Uber back to my car

and then back to my house. No. Oh, the house. This is the thing that I didn't understand when I bought this house. Like I said, new build, brand new house. No one's ever lived there before. They just built it.

And I think of it like a new car. I love buying new cars. New cars are brand new. They work great. There's no miles out of it. It's amazing. Everything works. It's under fucking warranty for Christ. A new house very different because what happens with a new house, this is what I learned, is that it's not just one guy who goes in their builds all thing and goes, yep, did another bang up job. It's all these different people making all of these mistakes that no one checks on. Right. There's no like, like the, the, the plumber gets done putting the faucets in the fucking wrong,

you know, the hot and cold in the exact opposites. Yeah, and you're not there to sign off on it. And I'm not there to sign off on it. And it's not like the fucking guy who goes in and does the electrical work is gonna be like, well, let me check what this plumber did. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, we have all these fucking problems and the biggest problem of all,

it's so frustrating, but the biggest problem of all is that we're on well water. We're far enough away from civilization that we don't have city water, which is fine. We have a whole system there. It's a nice new house. There's a whole system in there

that makes the water potable and does all these things or it or does it it doesn't so The water that we have coming out of the faucets and I was on Paco's power hour last night shot out to Paco You can see me on his YouTube channel on there talking about primates is the brown album if you're interested in watching that I actually got three guys who've never listed a primacy for it. It's that I listen to the entire Oh, no, that was fun. So as I was talking about with Paco, it's the water has sulfur in it. It smells like legs if a run egg took a shit Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, my grandparents build a house recently and same thing I I realized it like sulfur has a distinct smell to it But this is over the top to the point where when I left to go to the airport

and then come back, I came in the house, I go, what is going on in here? To my wife. She goes, I'm sorry, I was running the water because I thought I could like, get it to dissipate. Yeah, right. Maybe it just built up and we just need to get it out

of the system whenever. So the entire house wreaked like Stuttering John. It was bad. And now we have to fucking shower in this fucking nonsense. And if it just touches your face, you feel like you're eating shit. I'm not even exaggerating. You feel like you're eating shit. Like you're showering in shit water.

Outgrade would have been used in its smells like Stuttering John. How great would it be if this house turned you? You're like, so I'm tipping back a few cores lights. Yeah. And I'm feeling it. So. So some weird shining sort of thing. Yeah.

He's always been here. So we call the fucking, whatever companies and charge the water system or whatever. And they go, well, this isn't an emergency. We'll get out there when we get out there. It stinks. Yeah. It means it's an emergency. We'll get out there when we get out there. It stinks! I have a lot of reasons. This isn't an emergency. This isn't safe.

I can't live like this. Anyway, long story short, in order to make the fucking water drinkable and not stink like shit, we have to buy this, it's very expensive, you and it, and system, and get that installed. And it's not even that like and it was just one thing Or just like well here's a bunch of thousands of dollars you have to pay to get this thing a big fine Whatever but everything's a fucking subscription now too

So it's like all right pale this shit ton of money and then every month pay us this much money Why would he be? But that's the fucking that's the deal and then you, my wife is more optimistic than I am, I guess. She's going, you have a curl. If anything ever breaks, they'll fix it. Like, well, yeah, they fucking better. I'm buying it and I'm paying them forever. I would hope they would keep the thing up and running for me. That seems like a bare minimum thing that you would do

if I'm paying them monthly forever for the rest of my life. So, wow. So, the whole time, so I try to do a show with Vinny. Like I said, you know, Monday morning, we're just opening up boxes. We're just building shit. We're setting things up. It's just not something the amount of work that we have to do. And I'm told Vinnie, I'm like, I'll do the creep off with you though. And I'll pull Nancy Grace clips and we're going to a whole thing going. So I got all that. Oh, I got my internet hooked up on Sunday, which is

amazing. Xfinity came out, got the internet. Wi-Fi, fastest shit, great. And so I go on with Vinnie, and I did all this research. My poor wife is building shit. And I'm sitting there listening to Nancy Gray's a point clip. So I feel like an asshole. Both find it work.

Yeah, I mean, it's not too different from around here. Come on. Yeah, we have more help around here, but I know what you mean. So I get everything ready to go. I go on with Vinny and my wife, I shit for some reason, and I keep freezing up. I'm trying to play clips, and that's not working. So eventually we just decide, okay, we'll fuck it. This is gonna happen.

So then I have to figure out my internet situation, because I need to get that working. I guess my I don't want to well out of all the negative things, but if I could do it over again, I would have done a lot of things very differently. I guess is my point. It was a fucking disaster and a debacle of a fucking week. It was so much goddamn work. It was no fun. My first vacation of the years, I, you know, there was just all work to do and stress. And then to come back, people just like, I, you know, there was just all work to do and stress and then to come back, people just like, oh, and fucking Carl's folding it in here with these episodes. Oh, yeah. Lazy fuck. Oh, that's the other thing. So remember, Mike, originally, I was like, look,

I'm, I'm flying back in, I'll be in by five o'clock and I was planning on doing prep before that and doing WATS at six like we always do. I'm like, I'll hurry back from the airport, we'll do it. And then last week around the show, at the end, I go, you know what? This is insane. What am I thinking? I'm not going to be ready for the show. Let's skip this week. Thank God I said that because we get our connection in Washington, D.C. at Reagan and we only

had like 30 minutes, so we're like, you know, hurrying, it's a different terminal. We're hurrying over to the gate, make sure we get there in time. It's delayed four hours. And I go to the gate, I'm like, oh, it's, what's going on? I see the airplanes there, which is a good sign. I like it when the airplanes are. I go, oh, what's going on?

They're like, oh, the crew's stuck in Boston. And of course, because of Cardiff, we have all this fucking bullshit going on with the wildfires. So I don't know if people like, like, there's shutting down airports and baseball games, I don't know what's going on. So they, they delayed it. It was supposed to leave it three and ended up being eight.

And our flight left. Oh, God. So I was stuck in this fucking airport and it listened. It's not the end of the world. It was funny because I talked to my realtor James. He's like, oh, how was the trip back? I go, well, we were sucking fucking Reagan airport for five hours He goes that's an expensive five hours. I got no shit Some of the pf. Shags with nothing to do for five hours to see what that bill runs up to

Oh my god, so anyway all around horrible experience. But I mean the house is nice. It's a nice view. The pool is nice. Can't wait to try it. How many of ours? Maybe I'll have Hechred make a cartoon about this. Oh boy. I'm a space force. The Chad just went live. He's pretty buzzed. Oh boy.

All right, you guys are gonna start up round two. Let's go. All right. I'm not just kidding. Just getting warmed up here. Mike, thanks for sitting through that story. And I want to apologize to editor Ed, Ed the editor who's listening in Discord right now has to deal with all of this.

This is the longest episode ever. Yeah, why were you editing on the plane? Oh, only because I had nothing else to deal. Oh, I figured that would be a good use of my time. And plus it wasn't a regular episode. I was pulling from older shows and putting things together and piecing it. I kind of knew what my plan was else to do. I figured that would be a good use of my time. And plus it wasn't a regular episode. I was pulling from older shows and putting things together and piecing it. I kind of knew what my plan was gonna be.

Sure was just easier for me to do it. Gosh. Sorry, I have a work ethic. I'm the worst. All right, blind mic.net, everybody. It's where you get your. Thank you. Thank you, boys.

Dude, thank you so much for doing this show. I'm sorry, this is a marathon. This is a lot of fun today. Happy to get back at it. Yes. You're the man I will see you Thursday at 6 o'clock, what to figure out we're doing when you are in Maryland in a few weeks.

Yes, thank you for saying that, because I'm glad we caught it now instead of two weeks from now. Well, I caught it when you guys were talking about it on the show. You're like, maybe we should go to the show, but no, it's on a Thursday. I get it. I'm like, Thursday is perfect. like maybe we should go to the shop and no it's on a third day. I get it. Like Thursday is perfect.

What's got an obligation on that? Sounds familiar. No, I'm free. It's all good. It's all good. All right guys, I think that's where we go to. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr.

Arrrr. Okay bye. Hey. Arrrr. Are we done here? It's a queer. We done here. It's a quiar. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. That was a great episode.

That was really great.