Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep419 - Hip Hop News Uncensored

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

If you're looking for a show that thinks R Kelly was framed by the feds, Bill Cosby is completely innocent, and Jaguar Wright is credible, I recommend Hip Hop News Uncensored. What's the winning formula? Bring on batshit crazy guests and offer zero resistance to their nonsense. Trucker Andy joins the show to talk about how much of a crush he has on Jaguar. Then we have the first batch of Patty Pukewater song parodies. After that, Ed the Editor joins the show for our new Punching Sideways segment featuring a podcast called Star Wars in Character. Then Nasty Al joins to tell us his experience at Chad Zumock's standup show over the weekend. Cardiff received an email from the Zman that is literally illegal. Tommy from MSCS is still talking about space and aliens as if he isn't an expert. All that and Maribeth with reviews and To Catch An Alien.  https://amicancelled.buzzsprout.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by O God and your man, Stan. Oh my God. I went to so many links to try and figure out who hosted this show It was impossible to figure it out. How did you find that? I'm so glad you said that because the very last minute. I'm like shit

I don't care who's hosting this thing because they put up so many clips So these guys have eight hundred fifty eight thousand subscribers on YouTube So it's a pretty big show the actual videos don't get that many views So it's kind of weird like they have a ton of subscribers, but then they'll get like a good video, like 20, 25,000 views, so that's a little off. But they never introduced themselves, except for the episode that you wanted to do. At the beginning, they introduced themselves. Okay.

But the guest is talking over your man Sam and he said something else about being viral or something, so I don't know if that was part of his name or not. He's down on their website, he's down on their Instagram, I looked everywhere. And that was why I know, oh God, it's because there's an email address to reach out to them if. It's not on their website. It's not on their Instagram, I looked everywhere. And that's why I know, oh God, it's because there's an email address to reach out to them if you wanna advertise on their show. They're like, hey, business owners. Yeah, a lot of them watching.

So they do have an email address and it is just OGOD. Oh God. Great. I'm sure it's just God to give a name. Thank you for telling me. Is that how people get names from God? Yeah. Pretty sure Chris has really learned to get sad me, which is nice. name. Thank you for telling me. Is that how people get names from God? Pretty sure Chris has really learned to guess at me, which is nice. Have you guys noticed I have a new prop in the background that I'm very proud of?

I'll tell you the quick story behind this. So I have the neon green cactus that is the feature of Patrick Michael's live streams now. And the reason why is because I was creating a thumbnail for a recent YouTube video I was doing, and I wanted to grab a photo of that. And so when I did an image search on it, the first link that looked great happened to be Amazon. Oh, I could actually just buy this thing. Yeah.

So I thought I could make a $13 investment and have my own green kick. I would get five below, but. Yeah, he probably got a cheaper than I did. Cause this is a lot smaller than I thought it's gonna be as I go and you have the audacity to stream your face live next to it instead of just point at it. I mean I could do that too. Maybe that's what I'll start to do. Cool. Who would complain about that? Curls no longer on his own stream. Yeah it's fine. I can see the reddit already. Oh God. All right, so let's get into it now

And you are on a beat right now Well, you are following how could I not be yes so amazing Jaguar right? Yes, give us a background here Well, we first heard about her from Patrick Michael Let's give credit to great job awesome. He always cries when we don't. But he was talking about her, how she's full of shit and calling her out. And I pulled a few clips from that and she was out of control. And then on all apologies, we recently did Chris Brown. And I was like, oh, I got to find out what Jaguar Wright thinks about Rihanna and Chris Brown. And it was a gold mine. So I just wanted to keep going with it because she's such a character.

So I found a full length episode from this show that features her and she's just going off about the roots. She used to be like in the touring company or the backup singer for the roots when she's a singer. She's been with a lot of other hip hop artists as well. Correct. Yeah, Maine claim to fame is on Jay-Z, like some of Jay-Z's bigger shows, but that's all

over with. And she's having a really hard time with it. Yes. So much so that she's basically lost her mind. And what we don't know that. Let's be fair as we watch this. Sure. Why are you going on?

You listen to her. You be the judge. Yes. Is this person in her right fucking mind? Let's have fun with it first and then we'll decide. What did you listen to? So I checked out a few other episodes. There was one with Ronnie Boe and Ronnie Boe

was our Kelly Selmate. Okay, so Williams, I guess he got hired by Jamie Foxx to work on the Foxhole, his station on Series XM. Okay, yeah. The title of the video was just like, whoa, you won't think of this person ever the same again once you see this. Oh, that's what it says.

It says, you won't view Jimmy Fox the same after hearing this. Something like, oh, I gotta hear this, you know? Yeah. And then I also checked out this guy Andrew Wyatt, who happens to be the representative for Bill Cosby. Wow, yeah. So there's a lot of crazy shit that they delve into in all of these episodes. are these guys are way into

Conspiracies. They think the mainstream is lying to us about everything and it's pretty fantastic. Yeah, they're not wrong. Well, and honestly, I'm interested to see what you picked up on because in the episodes I watched they do almost no talking. I was gonna say there's only jobs to agree with whoever's talking about what I'm not supposed to say. They have the easiest job in the history of broadcasting because she won't fucking shut up. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. That's a fact. Yeah, if you want to dive into a my clip one, uh, Jaguar Wright has had a lot of tragedy in her life. She makes Fran Drescher look like Mr. Rogers. I don't know. It was breakdown, um, after my son died and I couldn't talk. I started

stuttering. I would go to speak and my words would be my head. I couldn't even finish a sentence. I couldn't sing. I couldn't remember my own lyrics. And God came to me one night and he said, I will give you your voice back. I will give you your mind back when you do what I told you to do. You got to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth you can spare. No one. This is my will. This is what you do if you want your voice back. You mentioned God's really that worried about what the hip hop community is up to, the facts getting out of blood.

You're really screwing things up here. There's more important things out there God's really. This is... That's what the hallmark is. The metal community for one. Yeah, it's... St. people always have conversations with God, right? Oh yeah, that voice in my head, that's totally normal.

He's probably a good thing. And you'll notice that everyone that she likes is dead, and everybody else is just a giant piece of shit. That's a theme with her. Whenever she's talking politely about somebody, they've probably passed away. Gotcha. Yeah. Okay.

Now, who is she singling out? In this one, it's basically all the surviving members of the roots that are on the Jimmy Fallon show right now. Malik B was one of the members of the roots who passed away and she's very upset that people didn't reach out to her directly about this to I don't know, make sure she's all right. She's not spoiler alert. She's not obviously not. Yeah. I can see someone who want to start a conversation.

Yeah. Yeah. So I can see that in clip two, she explains that her cousin and Malik be died in the same week. She had even another one But that's not really in this clip, but I this is her coping with the death of Malik being well Hope God helped her out. Oh, he was there. Yeah, and then I found out about Malik the same day So I had a funeral to attend on Tuesday for the zoom So I had a funeral to attend on Tuesday for the Zoom with my cousin and all the COVID and then three more people went to the funeral got infected with the COVID. Yes, the young lad I didn't go Right, and then So the next day I we bury our cousin and bury the cousin I call my my other cousin like yo, it's going on. She was like oh, so I guess you heard about Malik

I was eating chicken and I almost choke myself in depth. I mean, I didn't write a joke about that. You're not gonna get me. You're not gonna trick me, Jack who I write and I'm making a joke about that. Nope. Nothing funny about that. Just normal. No, I got I noticed our hosts are moved beyond words. Yeah, yeah, very sad. How about that? Go figure. All right. Well, that's really the only thing you can say. Yeah, very sad. How about that? How about that? Go figure.

All right, well, you guys want to hear about this Arkelly conspiracy? Yes. So apparently Arkelly is, he's been set up. That's the base of this. And his cellmate's going to write a book or something. And it's all about the fact that the feds set Arkelly up because and this is where it gets a little bit weird. Apparently the music that he's written is this catalog is worth so much money, like a billion dollars and they want some of that Arkelly money. Okay, so that's why they

wanted to throw in prison. I got it. I don't know that works. I don't know like how the fed ends up with that money, but I mean, some people think NFTs are worth a billion dollars sure. It's worth that to whoever wants it Wait, is that our Kelly money? I mean give me some of that archive Right, I believe I can fly as a good side at the point point is So this guy's talking about how not only was Arkelli framed by the FBI. Now, if you don't know the Arkelli story, this man been slaved to him and also had sex

with underage girls and there's video evidence of it and also him peeing at a 14 year old. So this idea that he was somehow framed is just ridiculous, but you know what I mean now. But apparently, even the people who stick up for R Kelly are being framed by the FBI. Somebody, if you look up this guy named the Bosky, he was framed, they called him R Kelly Superfan. And he was basically doing what I'm doing, you know,

like speaking out about R Kelly situation. And then they framed him and said that I forgot exactly what it was, but it was outrageous. Like he post had been threatening the witnesses of something that, um, that from surviving our Kelly. And it is, it's federal agents, bro, who I mean, like on me now, like, of course, I already went federal for my drug case.

But now they looking into me about supporting our Kelly. All right. So Ronnie Bow just because your parent doesn't mean they're not after you. Ronnie Bow is saying that they've already done this to Dabowski. And I'm next because I'm sticking up for our Kelly and they're taking us all down. So I researched this and the New York Post had an article about this guy to Bosky. His real name is Christopher Gone 39. It's accused of threatening to storm the US attorney's office in Brooklyn in a YouTube video last year and allegedly named and met as the three female prosecutors at the helm of the case. And this

is his quote here. I want y'all to get real familiar with this building. I'm about to pull you and show you. He said in the video from October 4th, I'm going to show you exactly where we're going to be going. Prosecutors said the overzealous fan was pointing out, Can Man Plaza East in Brooklyn, where the US Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of New York offices has offices. That building is located right outside the courthouse, where our Kelly is being prosecuted at. It's the first building on the corner, he said. That is the United States Federal Prosecution Office. That's where they at.

That's where they work at. We're going to storm the office. Gun allegedly said before naming the three prosecutors and threatening he was going to storm them too. Prosecutors said Gun also posted a clip from the 1991 movie, Boys of the Hood, showing four armed thugs jumping at a car and heading for a shooting And then he said you ain't got stomach for the shit we about to do. I'm asking to just bail out He was framed He's threatening them on you with production

I know right putting clips and shit, but according to Roddy Bow. There's a shadow conspiracy that's threatening if that he goes on hip hop Uncensored. They're gonna break his arm. Right. So now he's gonna talk about how he has people reaching out to him through social media. Yeah, that he knows are fets. They're just pretending to be you know fart enthusiasts. Oh, yeah. 47 or whatever their names are in social media. If you look at somebody's interviews, I'm just curious. Oh, yeah. They're whatever their names are and so it is. If you look at some of these interviews, I'm turning down money. During the interview, they said, uh, wish a cash shop and it's like, no, I don't, I don't, this is not what I'm in this for. I don't, I don't want your money. But some of them will get up under me and say, uh, like, uh,

can we help you do this and that and they really be federal agent. So it's like I Mean it. I don't know why they own his man so much I don't know if it's because it's catalog worth 1.2 billion and they They just won't parts of that or want to want to take control of that or what but I mean Dude is way bigger than people even imagined. Like they have these federal agents like planning everywhere to prevent people from supporting his men. So there's a huge conspiracy with the federal government. It's a good use of manpower. Yes, it sounds like. But so now you

understand how stocking on this guy's not a great communicator, but what he's trying to say there, I think, is that our Kelly's catalyzed with a lot of money and that's why he's in prison and it's funny because our hosts Here I feel as host go yeah, I'm not sure all that works, but yeah, all right, maybe yeah, I mean subject matter aside These guys have great chemistry Killing it with that this guy's got a Patrick Michael syndrome where anybody that's trying to help them He's like, oh, yeah You got to be a federal agent, right? There's no way somebody thinks that I'm doing a good job So this is him talking about how Arkelli was framed

These are kind of things that he's saying about it and not just people coming out of nowhere saying that He locked them in basements and he fucked them when they was a Keyes, but I mean like them in baseman and he fucked them when they was, uh, kids, but I mean, like even people like me who speaking up for them, it's like they trying to shut that down. People are coming out of nowhere and claiming that our Kelly was keeping them in the basement. They came out of his basement. They came out of nowhere.

Yeah. They're very specific. They're called parents. They're right. Yes, it's a problem. All right. So one more clip from this because they're talking about there was going to be a collaboration between

Arkele and Tupac. And this is going to be the biggest album ever. And it was right before Tupac died. And so I just thought this was funny that he says this. Like even even big once uh, pop died or fake just death or whatever happened So I know nothing is real in this world. It's great two bucks alive and

Archery didn't fucking the children on video that we all saw It's all just conspiracy and they're lying to us. So that guys runny-boss fun Well believe it or not Carl Jaguar right has something to say about Archie She knew he was a creep before anybody else if you can believe that and clip six. I believe it or not, Carl, Jaguar Wright has something to say about Art Kelly. She knew he was a creed before anybody else, so if you can believe that, and Clip Six, I believe it. I had to share a room with him while I was recording one of my projects, and I made it very clear to the maintenance staff. You cleaned this motherfucker before I come in here. My clean it. I came into that room. I found panties under the goddamn control board.

And they weren't grown woman panties and they weren't phones Our Kelly is a nasty fucking asshole and I said it to his face. I swear to God. You touch anybody I know I'll take you down myself. I don't care how big you are. I grew up in North Philly I grew up in Richard Allen. I ain't afraid of no big negative. I kick you in your knees punch you in your fucking nuts When I got you I love Oh my Jesus Christ. I'm sorry I'm making fun of her. Hey, take it all back Can you imagine dealing with this woman on a regular basis? No, I can see why they got the problem I can see why they were just like we can fight someone else we can hit the knowledge. It's fine

So in other words, there were underrues in the recording studio is that what she said? Can I believe that that actually that's checks out? I Like that's what she's saying. I like it. That's fun. Let's say the Jaguar right thing. This is what I was teasing this whole week. I want to know more about what she's saying. Cool. Okay.

Well, Black Thought is another surviving member of the roots. And he kind of gets all the accolades from Malik B's hard work, according to Jaguar right. Now it'd be wrote all of the verses. Okay so- Oh, such hits as- Yeah, right. Just save the top five, man.

Yeah, just so people can remember some of their favorite root songs. Alright. I can name exactly one root song. Yeah, but I'm not gonna bother because nobody else will know it. Okay. So anyway, it's a cap out. Yes. I know seven, but I'm not gonna say anything Pew-quater shit right there. Yeah, this is retarded name that tune

So anyway, uh, Blake thought didn't call her back after Malik died, so he's a piece of shit, right? Black thought considered the number five rapper, uh, greatest rappers all time. Please put Malik B's name there because he did it using Malik's lyrics. Oh. Fuck you, nigga. You won't call me. I'm gonna put your ass on blast. You at the top five.

Did you see the fucking memorial post he put? Oh, I hope you're remembered as the greatest rapper all the time. Well, he should be because they gave you that title while you was fucking pimping on his shit. You already got that. And he would have delivered it better than you to when you know it. Jesus Christ. I believe her because she has a grudge. Yeah. So that's how you know, so it was probably being truthful. Like thought that you get some more minutes out his team mobile phone.

It was just hosting that the guy was great. I'd Facebook. Is it good enough? Unless you call her and get her to sign off on it. Yeah. She's angry. Did I call me? You think?

Why would we? Jesus. Like I said, I don't know anything about the roots. And in 2023, they're known for one thing. and that's the Jimmy Felt Show, right? Sure. So you'll be surprised to learn that Jaguar Wright doesn't respect that hustle. Oh, the wash. I could afford it.

That's why I don't watch the Family Show. The shit is heartbreaking. I didn't work 250 days a year, making y'all niggas look good, making y'all niggas look relevant so you can sit and play coons on national television. Oh, oh, man. You said she was going to call me yesterday, right? Use passive messages. No, it's call me, right?

Why aren't you calling? You wanted to talk and work it out. I wouldn't have had to do this if y'all because was men She might overestimate her contribution to the roots. Oh Holy she's like the owners of either famous is cuz I was a backup singer like okay They're all sitting on set one after another their phones are blowing up And they're just hitting the client and they're like oh fuck this bitch again. Oh shit block Block yeah, it's crazy. no one would want to have you scream

in their ear. I don't know. Right, go figure. I hope we were gonna get to some big revelation here because last I saw, as you was talking about like these parties and gay sex and. Yeah, okay. So at this point, one of the lead, let's go.

One of the hosts of the show tries to get a word in edgewise, only to be shouted down. Oh no no. Okay, that's fine. We've been waiting for five in word. So what point? Did you break off contact with the rules? That was cool at one point. We was saying, no, we wasn't cool. Jesus. That's inaccurate. You know what he meant? Yeah, I can be cool with you you? You all know me and I'll know you. Okay. We were family friends. Perfect.

Take any correction. Can you be cool? We were family. They disrespected the rules of family. Well, you weren't family. That you were in a business arrangement, a money-making endeavor with musicians. Right.

Any manager that says, oh, we're like a family here. That's not a good situation. Correct. Because they want to take advantage of you. Right. Any manager that says, oh, we're like a family here. That's not a good situation. Correct. Because they want to take advantage of you. Right. Now, the other thing too is, if I'm not mistaken, she wasn't in the group. She was an employee who went on tour with them.

Right. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's the opposite of family. No, but she, you know, she was having the best time of her life and they took it all away from her. Right. And she just can't deal with that. She's having a hard time with this. Seemingly what it is. She's having a tough go with it. Yes. I've noticed that. So another hallmark of the sane person that's in touch with reality is the claim that you have tapes on everybody.

Tom Arnold, that's the first thing I was thinking about. Right. Because he was teasing these Trump tapes. Right. He had a TV show about it. Yes. Never had anything. Yeah. So when the host gets shouted down again about the fact that she's got a documentary and a book coming out about the management of the roots. And clip seven. That's going to get a lot of eyeballs.

know the management of the roots. And clip seven. That's going to get a lot of eyeballs. Any OK player who's propped it off with the hard works of my efforts to make it great. The dimples from Alec. I'm bombing you. Is G. Hado.

That's her indoor voice, too. The blind stepping has to end somewhere. Did you come in? Did you come in? I don't have my brother. I got fire coming for you. I've been paying the information in the streets for the past 25 years. I got tapes on everybody. See?

And I don't have to be the one to release something. They're clearly a friend to say anything. You should see the footage that somebody sent me. Jimmy, Jimmy Fuckass. Okay. Fucking only a minute. A good boy. This is a surprise.

Oh, you've got a video of Jimmy Fuckass doing blow. He's already called Jimmy Fuckass. Is it bad enough? Alright, so because you're playing, these guys get cocked by their guests, I thought I would show you some examples of just like how agreeable they are and they just go along with it ever anyone he says.

So here this guy, Andrew Wyatt on, and he represents Bill Cosby. And I don't know if you guys know about what's going on with Bill Cosby in the last few years, but apparently he's been accused of being serial rapist. And it's not really great for his image. He was once America's dead. So he's in jail, right?

No, poh. He sure isn't. Andrew's complaining about Charlemagne the God. He won't have him or Bill Cosby on his show. Okay. And there's a very good reason for this. They're in the same league. Right. I know. There's a very good reason why you don't have Cosby on your show. And it's because he's a serial rapist. You know't wanna kiss someone's ass who's forcefully and drugged and raped all these women. So allegedly, for what I've been told, I don't know. Apparently he owes it to Cosby to have him on his show.

But it ain't never gonna have me on, man, because you said, well, me and dollars worth a game, well, me and dollars worth a game, you wouldn't have if it wasn't for Bill Cosby. Yeah. Shalaman, you and Shalaman, you wouldn't be what you at today if a Bill Cosby didn't pave a way. It's the same way Dr. J and all those guys from back in the day paved a way for LeBron them to be playing ball and Michael Jordan. Yeah, you can't forget about the history, man.

That's a fact. It's guys just everything. So there's a yep. Not you're right. Yeah. So apparently Bill Cosby's responsible for a radio DJ. Yeah. Damn.

For your own satellite. Right. No, it wasn't for a kid say the darnest things. You wouldn't have started me in the God. Even if it's true. Thanks for rubbing my nose in it on my show. That's true.

Bill Kahnjud's that show business. Bill Kahnjud paved the way for our Kelly. Yeah, right. That would actually make more sense. So here's another example of these guys being just super agreeable on everything this guy has to say. Yeah. Because you know what, you ain't got stand power.

And what I mean when you ain't got stand power and why me when you ain't got stand power You don't have old money. You got new money And one thing we know about new money The value of it ain't the same is old money Thousand percent Like yep, that's a fact dynamite drop it. Oh God. Yep. You got it He was like, yep, that's a fact. Dynamite, drop it, oh god. Yep, you got it.

Now, Andrews decided that their strategy, the Cosby strategy is gonna be to go on the offensive. I'm gonna go ahead and say, I think this is a bad idea, but what do I know? All the whole thing is the gloves are off, man. He's like, why me and the gloves are off? Everything about these women, I'm gonna put it out here. They're bad ground who they are,

what they're doing. Absolutely. How many people they slept with every star? I'll put it it out here. Their background, who they are, what they're doing. Absolutely. How many people they slept with every star? I'll put it all out here, man. It's not, at the end of the day, it's not me being unprofessional is me just dating the truth and the facts. Absolutely. That's what we pride ourselves here on this platform about doing.

We started this podcast and right around there is that about the time the alligator started coming out of Dr. Cows being as much as we love Dr. Cows as much as we watched his shows with our grandparents and our family as much as we adhered and admired him, we had to proud ourselves on calling it right down the middle. We just want the truth and the other side to be able to have an opportunity to explain himself. Okay, I mean, there's that's two different things, the truth and the other side. So I didn't think it's a great strategy. This guy's going, we're just like docks

on all these women, talking about how many guys they've slept with, like, well, that's not what you do to rape victims. You're not gonna get people on your side. People are gonna be supporting the cause when you start doing that. Seems like a bad idea. Well, I mean, that's what lawyers do, right?

They crush the witnesses' credibility. He's not even the attorney though. I know. He talks like he's like not even the attorney though. I know. He's not like the part of the case. I know. So, all right. So now we're going to talk about Cosby's actually the victim here.

And it's always good to play the race card. I think that always works out really well. One of the most dangerous words for black people is no. In slavery every time. No, it's actually a dangerous word for someone who would bill my fuck is actually the anyway. In slavery every time the slave said no, he got lynched a bird. Whenever we say no to something we don't agree with what they're doing, they take whatever our lives is, who is at that time away.

I don't think the race car that applies to Bill Cosby. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go out there and say that. This guy had an amazing career in show business. He's beloved by everyone. Until we found out he was banging all these girls and all that.

They're consent. That was the thing. That's why we don't like him anymore. Yeah. So then he talks about Obama. And I thought this was interesting. Maybe you guys can understand what he's talking about here. we don't like him anymore. Yeah. So then he talks about Obama, and I thought this was interesting. Maybe you guys can understand what he's talking about here. I don't get it.

Well, would they ever let Obama leave this earth as the first president in the United States to be on scale and leave a White House on scale? It never happened. He's the first to ever do that. What? Obama's the only president left the office on scale. What does that mean without a mean? Without a scandal? Without a scandal, I mean,

he's also the only American president who ordered the killing of American citizens, one of them being a minor, without a trial. So, I don't know, that seems like a scandal to me. Okay. I'm gonna lie down. Unsanctioned Jones strikes. Yeah, right.

Little bit of a scandal. Bomming hospitals and weddings and shit like, I don't know, that seems like a problem, but apparently apparently according to this guy he was perfect and every single fucking way How did what could he possibly mean on skate? I don't know on skates because I was thinking about other presidents Another presence of left office with people feeling very good about the job they did Yeah, so I don't know what unscathed yeah, I scandal I guess the only thing I can think about this Yeah, there's whatever well every president is getting indicted multiple times now It's so well right now. It's just the norm all right

So then we got to bring in cuz he's talking about how black people just can't get by in this country That's why Bill Cosby they decided to take away all his accomplishments through these fake rape allegations Because the power this show is awesome I yeah Everything's just like the powers that be are doing this to our Kelly, Cosby, and Kanye West. He gets thrown into this as well. When we want to teach you a lesson, we strip you of your shows because you can't tour yourself.

Look at Kanye. Yeah. He goes on to say that like Adidas took away the contract that he had and it's like, well, I think he had something to do. It was just like, oh, it's just like, this black man has a billion dollars. We got to take that away from him. Well, he kind of like went off on the Jews for a minute and people were like, all right,

look, calm down. And he didn't. Anybody come and out. Anybody could have been under that black hood on Alex Jones. It wasn't necessarily Kanye. He'll fire himself out. I know. And then they're like, yeah, we'll figure this out eventually.

Then he goes, I love Hitler. And he's like, okay, I didn't get help this guy anymore. And as a dean, as we don't sponsor a lot of people who love Hitler, I just want to throw that out there. We're a German company. And a problem we tried that angle did work out. Yeah, right. So that's fun stuff.

And you want to get back to uh, less fun stop. Sure. Yeah. Talk about fun. Uh, Jaguar right wants to tell everybody about her sexual assault from the artist common. I'm familiar with common. Yeah, of course. And uh, it's no laughing matter except for the way that she tells this story and clip eight. Oh my god. It's like, and then that. So I that she tells this story in clip 8. Oh my god, it's like a nonna. So I go to sleep with all my clothes on, only my shoes was off. The sun was up, peeping through the window, and I remember I cracked my eye open, and I was like, oh, and I felt this, like this.

And I'm looking at it like, and I felt like a little crowded, you know, because I sleep real heavy. You know, I'm coming from a fog and then I look, and this thing can lean over top of me, trying to stick it, dick in my mouth. I know my, I sleep with my mouth open. I'm a heavy sleeper. Any man has ever assaulted me knows that.

They usually come in my mouth. She's selling a woman who drools all over the pillow. But she's just one more knock against her. I'm sorry. I'm just not fighting her attractive at all. I slept with my mouth open. Yeah. Gross.

I was into her up to that point. And I know I was going to be the one to call her. I'm going to that point. To one person. Now, fuck it. She said she got assaulted seven times. So always lead. It happens a lot. Always in her sleep. No, no. Always when she's just waking up.

Some more not as fun stories. Okay. She's not just an artist. Carole. You know, she's also a dog lover. Okay. The host tries to connect with her. Good. Over this. know, you know, she's also a dog lover. Yeah. The host tries to connect with her over this. They're like, hey, we have something in common. Please stop yelling at me. I'm not a bad guy. Let's see if that works.

Is that work? Clip 9. We're talking. Stop crying, King. Maybe just take him into the house. I don't understand why this boy. You can hear him. He's.

Oh, he's spoiled. Yeah, he's spoiled. He don't like leashes. Like he wants some Amistad. Give us free. He don't. He's a boxer. No, he's a bull boxer. Is he? Yeah. Okay. His name is King Giovanni Johnson. He's my my deceased son namesake. And he act just like my son is crazy It's like my son was waiting for a vessel to jump into He's like it's a fun thing about her dog Most tigers wait out there like oh my god. Yeah, he's amazing. Yeah, immediately to the dead side right remember

I'm a victim scolding your dead son about shitting on the floor your air stream for the third time This is turned into a real bummer. Jesus Christ insane. All right, I want to switch over to Zo Williams who was the host of a show called The Voice of Reason that was on the Foxhole on Serious XM the whole point of this episode is to reveal something about Jamie Foxx I'm like, oh, what's going on with Jamie Foxx? Like what? Gays eggs, you know what? What's what's doing with this? I want to know so it tastes a little about Jamie Foxx. I'm like, oh, what's going on with Jamie Foxx? Like, what, gay sags? Or, you know what, what's, what's doing with this? I want to know.

So it tastes a little while to get there. And it starts off with, I thought, I mean, from MSCS media did a bad job with his ad inserts. Yeah. This is insane. What, what, and then one day, one of the sisters who told me what he was saying. Oh, snap.

What's that you thought of? Yo, these are the one aboutDOT ones by Ramblin. I'm in the future with this. I'm stepping on top of the world. These are the new R-DOT ones by Ramblin. Water right now. Land the land, see the sea, see state the state. These are fish who don't wait.

The R-DOT ones by Ramblin, rated R-Empire. Jesus. So, see what's mint-cent see this sentence they busted with that ad for something that was like a moon boot Yeah, you'd get beat up for wearing something like that and work from orc showed up wearing that was terrible So I looked it up. They there's 70 bucks at Walmart, which I guess is an expensive sneaker at Walmart Yeah, they're in a cage. And two carts. Yeah, right. Pretty sweet.

So this guy, he claims that he was on a TV show with this comic that is his brother. This guy, he loves him to death, and he recently passed away, and you could tell him what he loves him and respects him. And then I came on Black Men revealed in my show with the late great, what's my brother's name? A comedian that just died.

I forgot the brother's name. Very close to me. Yeah, I know. My best friend in the whole wide world. I'll never forget him. What's his name? Yeah. He's talking about David A. Arnold.

Have you ever heard of him? Nope. Me neither. Okay, moving on. All, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. and he just spits facts. And Jamie's like, what the fuck is this? But there was so much good feedback

that he ended up getting his own show on the channel. But Jamie Foxx, even though he got his own show on Jamie Foxx's channel, was not really thrilled with this guy. It took off, man. It blew up. This 2008, it blew up. And after about a month or so,

I get word from people in the office that Jamie is on some low key hate shit. Damn. Like, why is his show doing so well? What, what is he talking about today? Everybody else, they talk what, what low key hate shit? That's a fun way to talk. I got to start talking like that.

So apparently, Jamie Foxx was like jealous of him or something, but then Jamie Foxx went to his show when he was recording a series, and afterwards said, man, you do do a great job, great show. All right, so then he's like, I thought we were cool after that, but then he's out at this comedy show that Jamie Foxx is a part of, and he's backstage. This is the big reveal.

This is the reason why this whole episode exists. Why 25,000 people tuned into the show was to learn this. Remember, it's called, you won't view Jamie Foxx the same after hearing this. This is the big thing. And I put my hand out to him. He don't accept my hand.

Wow. And then he walks away and then he says, a room full of nothing. Damn. Oh, sure. He was like that. And he's always been like, that's just a weird ass nigga. You know what I'm saying?

No disrespect to the brother. Just you know what I'm saying? Like just awkward motherfuckin. It's actually some high key. Wow. Yeah, I don't think. Grown. What's actually some high key. Wow. Yeah, I don't think. I want to make violence.

One of the amazing reveal of that was I never want to see that coming. Carl says that every time he walks out of room, I'm in. Agreed. I usually mutter out of my brother didn't expect you to hear it, but. But that was like the big reveal that Jimmy Fox is a dick. You know, I could have guessed on that one. Yeah. If you say so, very exciting stuff.

Do you want to finish this up there? Yeah, I got have guessed on that one. If you say so, very exciting stuff. Do you want to finish this up there? Yeah, I got one more clip. This is, we're get to the heart of the matter. And they ask her about another member of the roots, dice raw. Oh yeah, dice raw, yeah. Yeah, obviously they ask her about dice raw. Clip 10.

Okay. You want to have to find a new job though? Or you, all you fucking turn coats that turns you back on your family. We were your family and you turned you back on us for an NBC network check. You ho, you a fucking ho. That's what I think of dice wrong. You was my brother and I loved you and you turned on me for a dollar and some discounted

polos from the negative you knew was extorting money from me and using my child as a pawn Fuck you dice all the way All the way home with a sick dick bitch Wow, she would just focus this manic energy at like one thing No, I could maybe get behind her, but she just seems to hate everyone right. Hey Jaguar kind of get you a drink You want me a fucking drink? Fuck you. I know.

Should I say easy to please? This is saying that like being on tour gets real old. You know, after how do you know? Five years. What? Yeah. Because I've been on tour for one weekend. And I was tired of it.

You're a Tated. Yeah, yeah. It was played two shows three days. So these guys that are like the core talented members of the band get to be home every night. Yeah. And get paid a shit ton of money to do what they like, play music. Right. And they there was no room for the unbearable massive talent of a Jaguar right. So there are all turn coat bitches that can get fucked with a sick dick. Okay. Sorry. Fair enough.

Yeah. It's fun though. Yeah. Why does she have that schedule? She's got a hundred days off a fucking year and she's so conny. Like, well, she's looking for work. She's going about it the right way. Who's not going to want to hire hire? Right now she could work summer school

Pleasure to be around all right guys. I've been teasing this for a little over a week now the Patrick Michael song parody contest. We got to get out it And we are going to start off with a song called Busted by Whalen Wilford Woods from the WDUM Prank Call Podcast. WDUM. Prank Call Podcast. And let's check it out. Yeah, his bills are all due when his babies need shoes, but your labust is. Boy, that boy. By the low headphones he downs, he buys them by the pound, but your labust is.

That boy. His Patreon has run dry and people play clips and don't pay a smule account that he neglects each day his ex-wife's gonna hollow his belongings away but you all look busty right now let's be honest folks End everyone joins in for a country line dance. In the spirit of Patrick Michael, we've got party decorations adorning the walls. Massive and flatable headphones acting as beach balls. There's a crowd pushes and heaves them into the air. I'm trailer trash but I don't look like y'all.

Alright well done. I enjoyed that. Now next one coming in from Joe Saco. He's got the fuck me or fight me mixed down. Fuck me or fight me? Fuck me or fight me? Ha ha ha ha. Fuck me or fight me?

I've seen the call of any a-b-ing, Fuck me or fight me. I said, how is making my new ugly? Take a pay twin Slant of them Gotta cool by just a mate's a friend Running soul with a lot of fun Never had to hold in message at your fun Be your bite me

You know you won't be happy with me TRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Seriously Carl, give me half your patrons. That's fucking creepy. I enjoyed that very much. Thank you Joe Sacko. And finally, the third installment here is from Ed the editor. The, was it, why am I canceled podcast? Oh, correct me when he comes out, but anyway, this is a song entitled Watch His Show Again, and I did say that when you send in a songbird, you can tell us what's a name our AI review girl.

He says we should name her Magic Mind. Smart. This guy gets a marketing. I like that. Alright, let's check it out. I wanna stop, but I still fucking like it. Well, no one knows where his show is, but I guess that no one's asking. Hated all I've done is this like the Spud you loved to hate And you know it's a lie That you haven't heard Daddy call or cry

Daddy also known as Broker Skull I tried to make it through an episode I wanted to, but it's so fucking dull And it should be a crime For the snickle bitch to waste everybody's time Let's watch this show again Let's watch your show again! Let's watch your show again! Let's watch your show again! Yeah!

We gonna hide him coming up! Let's watch your show! Ah! Ah! I know, Vince! Ah! Ah! Uh, wow. You just gotta raise. I don't know about that. Well, and you just got to raise.

I don't know about that. Well, let's talk about it afterwards. I mean, I just got to raise. Yeah. I'm rising. Speaking of at the out of there, we have our brand new segment that's known as Punching Sideways. Punches Out!

Punches Out! Punches Out! Punches Out! Punches Out! sideways Welcome at the other What's up, Carl? Good. How about it? I'm doing great. Thanks for having me on again Yeah, I didn't want to play your parody song and make you sit there uncomfortably staring at us as we listen to it. And it's a good segue. Yeah, that was my move. All right, so the podcast that we're doing, and let me explain this segment real quick.

So basically, because I'm a giant podcasting legend now, I was going to say star in a magnata. It's beyond that. Because of the legend that I am, it seems weird to go to a smaller podcast and see if people would call that punching down. So what ad is done, why am I canceled? Right, that's your podcast? Am I canceled?

Am I canceled? Damn it, not every show is a question, Carl. I mean, am I canceled? Whatever. Is it changed to why am I canceled? That's my note for ya. So because he's from am I canceled, which is not as big a show, he feels that he can go after these shows,

and it's more punching sideways than it is punching down. Again, I don't give a fuck either way, but I appreciate I had to do this for us because it helps me out. Now, he is going to review a show called Star Wars and Character. I'll read the description and then you can tell us more about it. The description is Star Wars and Character. I'll read the description and then you can tell us more about it. The description is Star Wars and Character from whatever website. Join us each episode as we discuss the lesser-known Star Wars

characters that often get overlooked. If you are a Star Wars diehard, you will love the Star Wars and Character podcast. Is that true? Ed, I love this show. Yeah, I mean, I picked it for you because I knew you were having a hard time in Florida, so. Thank you, buddy. And you know, a I love this show. Yeah, I mean, I picked it for you because I knew you were having a hard time in Florida. So. Thank you, buddy.

And you know, a Star Wars diehard. Exactly. What would you call someone who likes the movie diehard? Anyway, it's a dumb thought. Ed, where are we start, buddy? Where are we gonna start with? What would you pick up on this show? So basically what this is is four friends

and their significant others decided to get together in 2005 and start a website which did blogs and stuff and essentially they just hop on every technological trend and fail at it. Okay. And so they hopped on to podcasting. So they have a network and they also have several different shows run by them. Now the first episode they uploaded of the Star Wars episode was on April 2nd, 2011. So that's 298 episodes 12 years.

Wow. And they have just episodes, 12 years. Wow. And they have just over 50 Patreon subscribers. Yeah. I look at their Patreon and the tiers are $1, $2 and five. So I'm guessing they're making about $55 a month with $35 minus whatever Patreon takes. Split eight ways. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a living. Things aren't quite going well over on social media either they have about 5,000 followers on Twitter but no engagement is the pixie problem. Less than 10 likes 5 retweets on most of their post. Alright so they're not doing wow is what you're telling me let's find out why they're not doing so well. Let's jump into clip one which sums up the show for me.

It's not it's not funny. Alright so that sums it up This guy sounds like a star wars fan Just from that two-second clip I could already tell a word for here So we'll go ahead. We'll just hop into clip two which is a very Uncontroversial way to start a star wars podcast. Let's just go dive right into the question number one for you Jason is the one where you're from I blew my whole life here in Kenosha, Wisconsin, which was a nice little town till Kyle written how show it up. Oh better. Yeah

Why's it down change? Yeah, the kind of right now The pile so I guess it's better now right? Is that what you're trying to say that guy sounds like tookie? Wow Wisconsin All right, that would start to be right. That guy sounds like Tuky. Wow. Wisconsin. Now he also sounds like clip three Dan Harmon. Let's listen to that. Oh, is this gonna be some Stutterance Stabberg?

The like what's the nostalgia of it all? You know, like back in the day. And but for us watching it back, you know, live when it's happened even the fucking holiday special, good Christ. Yeah, I have very little memory of that. I think I might have us watching it back you know live when it's happy even the fucking holiday special good christ Yeah, I have very little memory of that I think I might have started watching it and then got distracted That's like kind of wandered off and that's a good thing You know, I think that's might have been my experience with that. Oh, absolutely and that's the thing that you know I'm you know

You're right what it's five years apart or whatever fucking I wish like I think I remember I think I remember seeing Jedi and feeders I think I do but I don't remember seeing I don't know when the first time I saw a new Hope or Empire and it's sad because you know and you're right we were born You know we were five or six when Star Wars came out and say did we see it in theaters? It's five or six I highly doubt it. All right, so the good broadcasters is your point. Yes, they have the broadcasting thing down. Thank God. Yes. And so as most star fans do, I believe they act like they're above Harry Potter and Chris struggles to pronounce it. Yeah, I finally just watched yesterday. I watched the, I mean, what's called the new Harry Potter, the fantastic beast secrets of Dumbledore wherever I don't know if you've made his characters name and I don't even understand these these

There's me. I watch Larry Potter's. I respect you all out there in the world who I do right, right I don't get it. I don't understand who's what and what's where I watch them and I watch them once I have to say that if I was doing a show dedicated to Star Wars or whatever, I wouldn't be knocking fans of another movie franchise. Look at these assholes over here. Who like Harry Potter. Like a rival gang. You know what else sucks?

Star Trek. Fucking losers. I like Star Trek. I clip five. Chris might be in an echo chamber, maybe. And Jason, who is their guest, thinks that Star Wars invented modern movie marketing. Do you think people feel that way about Star Wars movies that we feel about? Some people feel, you know, younger people, they, we were like delivering an onslaught

of marketing as well, your kids, you know, there are Star Wars everything. And the whole marketing thing, it was done by some, but it wasn't that big of a thing. It's almost like Star Wars kind of brought in the whole pop culture that came through after that, you know? Things like, like the Beatles and the Monkeys, somewhat kind of got it going. In the 60s, but in the 70s, you know, Star Wars came on, it was everywhere.

You know, it was on your pencils, it was on your shoes. You know, it was on your cereal boxes. It was everywhere. And that influenced us. It influenced us like completely. And that's kind of why we're so obsessed with it now when we're pushing 50. Yeah. That's exactly right.

Like, no, it's because you guys hate vagina. That's why you're so obsessed with it. Like, yeah. Hey, Kyle, do you want a marketing fun fact? right, League. No, it's because you guys hate vagina. That's why you're so obsessed with it. Yeah. Hey, Kyle, do you want a marketing fun fact? Yes, please. So, Jaws was actually the first movie they kind of did this promotion with three years before Star Wars. OK.

Now, I think there is some merit to what they're saying, because the action figures and the way that they had lunch boxes and everything was merchandise, I don't know that was commonplace for movies before Star Wars. Just Disney. Wow. Okay, yeah, good point.

But when they brought up the monkeys in the Beatles, like, okay, not. Now you've lost so easy. You know, you don't have a monkey's lunch box. I why did, but. There's two bands that are in the same league. The monkeys in the Beatles. You know where I put that lunch box?

David Jones Locker. Oh boy. Yeah. It's a that lunch box? David Jones locker. Oh boy. Yeah. It's a slide whistle, but I need it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Goddamn you, producer Chris. What I paid you for is just to give you something. Big more funny.

All right. So you might think Chris is a bumbley buffoon, but he actually makes really good observations. Oh good. Do they promise I'm with young Luke, which, which, it's stupid? I think it's hair shippin' blonder. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what I mean? You hear it kind of change color when you get older, like, or maybe it gets darker, I don't know. Well that's the thing is, Christ, when I was a little kid, my hair was white. My hair was like blonder than fucking blonde. Yeah, okay.

And the older you get, it does turn, turn brown. And I would think that he would should be White is blotish hair, and then the older he gets changes, you know me that's that's a stupid Nick Picketing thing which I'm gonna go for quick And all not every person had blonde hair and then brown hair way they're out in life a lot of people just said brown hair They're all life. Well, you heard of me said Said he was nitpicketing. So it was nitpicketing. It's nitpicketing. So if I'm not wrong about this, he's talking about the depiction of Luke when he was 10, right? Yes. Okay. 10 years old. You're no longer a

one baby at that point. It's retyred. All right. We can play clip seven and then I will describe something afterwards. Who was that? The um, the dark sister lady. Oh, Riva, Riva. Chegwai, right? Reaver's a character. She's considered a third sister and she works for the Empire. So that's why he said a dark sister lady, but I'm saying, I'm thinking you shouldn't like leave that context out and just bribe like that.

But she's got a backup singer. Because Riva is played by a black actress. So. Yeah. I like the dark sisters in Star Wars. That's the character's I'm a Joe. Hey, sister dark sister. Now, are they going to get into a lesser known character

in this episode? They're just going to talk about the color of Luke Skywalker's hair. What's going on? I mean, I'm not going to get any spoilers, girl. Oh, all right. I'll wait for it to play out that I guess, my bad. Nine is Chris asks Jason a question that he stumbles on for obvious reasons, and Jason tries to recover, and they both struggle. Number six for you, what is your favorite part of our show? Oh no. Well, I was told to say the names, but the PayPal might not come through yet. Right.

So I can't say that, because I can't see receipt for what you're supposed to send me the money though. So I can't say that. Well, it's on a twig for you. Okay, okay. We left our ass as well. Someone in the discard just put an artist for addition of Nick picketing That's very who is this Nick

That's pretty good. All right, so why would you son? Why would you ask a question like that? That you're just sending yourself up for failure. What you're very part of the show for me? It's the teaser I mean it's obvious I can answer that question, but I think most people wouldn't be able to answer that question if that was posed to them. And then what was with the PayPal and you got to pay me first or something?

I just tried to make a joke, tried. Pretty good stuff. Fuck you, pay me. All right, so Clip 10. We got some background noise going on. We love that. Cell phone interference, always great. The host is self-aware about not staying on topic, but not really and the guest is exhausted

Because that is a great idea Cool, special edition episodes of CARES we already done Yeah, like I think We didn't know we were doing you know we were just Four friends is hanging out and talking and now we talk about star words for 10 minutes on our episode They we talk about wherever else we talk about you know pouring the words or something, you know Which have you ever found pouring the woods? Yeah

Yeah Yeah, of course I am damn yeah Exasperated yes We all have a boring topic and also it's not working so the fact is just like hidden this crate like we we've totally changed our format to being this boring thing It's like yeah, it's not working so stop it. Yeah, right. It's something different and sad So for clip 11 if you don't know who Jody B is he was recently featured on cringe the week as the person who has had cockroaches eating his come might still. So this guy just started the guest Jason just started to sound like Jody B to me. I remember I had this picture of a woman topless of a magazine and I had in my pocket and my grandma found it in my pants pocket. Oh, my grandma found my newty picture.

It's like, oh, I know it's probably like seven newty picture. It's like, oh, and I was probably like seven or eights. And it's like, oh man. I think we all kind of ripped pages out and took eat individual pages out of course. Oh yeah. I didn't, and I didn't carry him around. Why is this fucking cell phone noise still happening? That is bothering the show to me because,

oh yeah. That's what happens when I put my phone down on my amp. Yeah 20 years ago Fucking annoying. Yeah, why is that still going on in the background? What's happening clip 12 is the grand finale now? I feel like this is the same story that you might have told producer Chris at some time Oh, good. Okay, fuck for you might have told producer Chris at some time. Oh good, okay. Fuck, we're in. That's cool. The most weird thing I don't know.

I've been in my job since fucking A, 97, I think, whatever. Years ago, people know I like Star Wars at my job. So one guy brought me this, this porn or magazine of Star Wars characters bangin'. You know what I mean? There's this Vader with this huge cock and all whatever to lay it. It's all kind of weird ass shit You know you like star wars like star let me bring it in show him and okay fine in you show him Ha ha ha I put it in a

In a file cabinet, you know like we have this in the warehouse that no one even uses, you know They're whatever 510 whatever years pass years pass. And somebody found it in there. And of course they go right to the guy who likes Star Wars, you know? This is the most big Christmas, you know what I mean? I'd explain to them. I'd go out from there on a blind show every day. I'd explain to everybody I was like,

now I said, someone so broaded in, they showed me it and put it in here. I didn't bring it in to use it every Tuesday. I'm like, your story sounds legit, but I prefer the other one or the people's imagination. I know. It's just like, as soon as they saw it, well, this must be Chris's and they know it's not mine.

All right. So Chris, I got a phone with that. Yeah, if I want to see Vader's boat or I'll just Google it. Like a normal person would. If it's not Chubaka fucking Yoda, I don't want to know about it. Sputagoda'd have what? Where does he work? And a job is this.

Like gas station does he work at? This is a gift that they're exchanging. Your star was loving Insell. You'll enjoy this. If someone gives me that highly offended by that gift, just see it now. Look what I found in the woods. Yeah. All right. Any other comment on that? Any other thoughts? Or just want to raise your spirits from the floor to the buckle. You did. Thank you, buddy. Perfect. I appreciate that. Are we skipping eight altogether? Yes. We're good. That is a

long clip. Yes, sir. I have no problem altogether? Yes, we're good. That is a long clip. Yes sir. I have no problem with skipping that one. All right. Everyone hang out with us for a minute? Sure. All right, hang out with us. We got a special guest coming on because right now I'm happy to say,

it's time to mock, zoom mock. Now if anyone saw Cardiff's show yesterday, they have met Nasty L. Nasty L reached out to me on Saturday, this past week, and said, I'm going to Chad's show tonight. I'm going to observe and report, and observe and report he did.

Sweet. I appreciate that. He's posted some of these videos to the hackverse anonymous discord. I'm sorry subreddit and He's setting me some of these videos. We'll check out some of the stuff, but nasty. L. Welcome to the show buddy How you doing guys? Hey, I'm doing great, man. Thank you so much for coming on the show last man I reached out to you this afternoon and you were happy to come on so I'm like I'll still cart his bet oh shit speaking to steal on his bet hey card if takamania brother

yeah with card if it's okay hello nasty alie not as nasty as you look last night is nasty al in traction what no, I was leaning back. Yeah. Okay. So I'm literally getting Curtis and Tuky sloppy seconds here because these guys already did this yesterday. Here I am. But I'll give Curtis some credit. He got two people on who was at Chad's show. One of them was just a guy who gave them a bad yelp review because he was so irritated with how bad Chad was.

And him and his friends all laughed. They were the first ones to leave the comedy show us there any night. So they don't, I'm not aware of the devil verse or Zubak or any of this stuff, so that was kind of an interesting perspective to have. But our buddy Nasty L went there purposely to watch this train ride happen.

And so I'm excited to talk to you about your experience. Do you want to give us, should I play a quick video to give people an understanding of what this place looks like? How Chad looked and everything like that and then we'll kind of talk about it. Sure, lay it out and then just let me know what you need me to do. Okay, this is kind of funny because the party is leaving. There was a big group up front and they're all walking out of the show. And so Chad's like telling you know, telling the fuck off or whatever as they're leaving. I just thought this was funny. What's it

closely on those? Chad is saying these guys got kicked out and they're like no no we're just leaving right? We didn't get kicked out. We just want to go. Yeah. You were saying Nasty out about half the people at the show. There was a lot of people there, 180, 200 people, half the people left. Yeah, I mean, within the first few minutes, definitely when the, when the, the C word and, you know, when he called him bitches, that place emptied out so quick. I forgot to ask you this last night. I thought of it after. But do you feel if there was a

third comic on the bill that Possibly some of those people would have stuck around or would he have driven even them away? Well, I felt bad for a third comic that night because he would have just walked up to a nuclear bomb I mean there was no cleaning up or fixing the situation people were pissed so within the first few minutes He turned the gun on the audience and they just started leaving. Yes, absolutely. Within within the first three minutes, he had honed in on this table full of, you know, pretty girls and those military guys. And he just started, you know, I said, you see all the tapes and I sent you some to Carl. You know, he just attacked them and that was it. The thing about Chad is that when we were wrapping up

the show Saturday, who are these podcasts? It was around 5 p.m. and people in our discord chat were like, oh, Chad's streaming right now from a hotel room. So I pulled that up and watched it for a minute and he saw a chair's around, he's out fired up, he's out pissed off, and he's got a show way to that night. So it's like, oh, what's going on right now?

He seems like he's not in a great mood. People are speculating that maybe he was drinking a little bit. I don't know if that's true or not. Nassiel, do you think he was drinking a little bit? He wasn't wasted. He wasn't like his last show, but he'd obviously had a few drinks.

But it's when I was watching that show, and I had a free night, I was bored. I had nothing to do. And when I watched that show and I had a free night, I was bored, I had nothing to do. And when I watched that show and the chair flew, I just got my car in drove. I knew this was gonna be a joke. Yeah, right, yeah, I was thinking to say, they're like, I wanna see what's gonna happen

at the comedy show tonight. Because this guy's not preparing himself for success in any single way. He goes in there hot, he's ready to fight everyone, and he goes in there hot, he's ready to fight everyone and he goes in there and this is this is hilarious because unfortunately real life is creeping into the shows that he's now doing Which is he's going all Jaguar right not good for him

There's my guest Good night. Leave. Accept last stage right. Wow. Fair enough. There's my guest. You got weird, didn't it? I'll take you to a weird place. I don't give a shit. I have no soul. You guys need to go. So you can see Buddy in the front.

That was the guy, uh, that's right. They came on your show yesterday, Cardiff. The guy that was getting up with all the women. Big, uh, bearded bald military looking guy that, yes, explains why he's wearing a beard and he's wearing a beard. He's wearing a beard and a beard. He's wearing a beard yesterday, Carter. The guy that was getting up with all the women. Big, uh, bearded bald military looking guy that, yes, explains white shad. May I've got a few black eyes in his life.

And by the way, that night he had a mohawk, that a long mohawk that was pulled into a ponytail. So he was the most menacing guy in the entire place. I mean, this guy was tatted up. I just couldn't believe he focused on them. Now, I want to point something out because Vinnie and I were talking about this this morning when we did the, our creep off bonus episode and Vinnie had already watched

as I didn't watch your show yet, Cardiff. I'm caught up now. But I agree with what Vinnie was saying. This guy is not a good participant standup shows. He was explaining that he likes to go to the show, sit in the front, mix it up with the comics. He goes, yeah, the first guy was pretty good. I only hycno them a couple of times.

I'm like, oh, you're not doing this right, buddy. You're supposed to sit there and laugh or don't, but you're not part of the show. Right. What the comics do there, fucking act. So this guy already has the wrong idea of how comedy works. He's like, we go to the club all the time.

Yeah. And I should mention this, this club, they're not promoting Chad Zuma. Even though he's the headliner. This club is like a multipurpose facility. After this, there's like hip hop night and they have dancing and stuff. I'm kind of like, wait, what did the sign outside say?

Uh-oh. Oh, it said comedy tonight. That's it. Yeah. And it was a sandwich. It was a sandwich board that was dirty. Like they put it out every, you know. It was a sandwich board that was dirty like they put it out every You know it was bad. So basically

Chad's doing this gig with a built-in audience people just show up to touristy area All these people just come out like oh it's gonna comedy show that'd be fun. Saturday night Let's go and then afterwards we can sing karaoke next door. There's all these different things you can do So Chad's up there and I realize it in comedy. It's not as easy to win over a crowd But he's going about it the exact wrong way going up there and I realize it in comedy, it's not as easy to win over a crowd, but he's going about it the exact wrong way, going up there calling people cons and trying to do crowd work to start the head-on chestnut. Yeah.

You pointed out, like, did he even get into his material, or was he just doing crowd work and just flailing the whole time? Well, I'm pretty sure, if I didn't post it, I sent you or called it, the big opening in the show where he just kind of rambled a little bit. And once those girls started giggling, and he called him the real housewives of Fort Walton Beach, and then they started going back at him.

It just went downhill, three minutes, four minutes. He engaged the audience immediately. Yeah, immediately. Not his forte. Well, plus he's fired up to begin with. He's already in a bad mood. And he's been yelling at the internet for the last hours. And he's like, all right, who else wants to fucking go?

We're like, I'm not funny. And for more context, both my guests confirmed last night the opening act was fantastic. Yes. And the crowd was into it. So the crowd was warm. It wasn't a shitty audience. Yes. I felt a crowd before Chad got on stage.

Cardiff, I want to ask you about this because you tweeted this out today and this is Probably criminal what I did no So you got an email from one Chad Zubak that said we haven't we haven't answered the poll yet, but go on I think I know it says take that video down or I'm gonna release all your information Name job address wife, etc. It's a day at 3 p.m. I tried to warn you before So basically Chad has threatened you blackmailed you Extortion I don't know what's the word for that he alluded to it before but now he's he's put it in writing for me very clearly Yeah, that card makes you to do a game because let's play a game

Who do you think something in blackmail email this word? writing for me very clearly. Yeah, that card makes you do a game because let's play a game. Who do you think something in blackmail email this for? And it takes out my every last night. What's it? MLC podcast? Who are these podcasts? Opie Radio, Merch, Anthony, maybe Chad Zumick. And then you'll like to your video. Yeah, next. Roger God. So is he that dumb that he thinks he can threaten people in writing and not realize that he's breaking the law? What he does that? The answer is yes.

Yeah, okay. Yes, he is. Okay. He immediately started emailing me when we started the show last night. Oh, no shit. Yeah, I got, well, not immediately. I think a couple of times.

I did, I did end up sending him the link and did not come, I invited him well before. I said, I'm gonna have, you know, some audience members. If want to come on and talk to them again I thought it would be a nice fun debate. Comedian gets to debate his audience. Why don't people get my humor? Yeah no he refused. Then he decided to give me an ultimatum in writing which is blackmail. All right yes. Check out this clip from the show and when I say observe and report, I don't necessarily mean you want to be filming the person and pulling because, but it is fun.

It helps. Someone did. Someone did, we're gonna play it. Now, there is something about this. A kid deserves everything bad that's happening to us. Don't get me wrong. But this is, he's in a tough spot now because every time he does a show,

there's gonna be people showing up just to hope that he fails miserably Now I'm not defending the act, but let's not just last week. He was playing melting sets Yeah, right. He was playing Rey Davido sets. Stevie Luz sets everyone from parts town in double con he was playing those sets Yep, he played my say played Anthony set and my set from yeah, damn okay That's why I didn't feel bad doing it You know at all I didn't feel bad and I didn't expose his comedy. There was nothing about his, he can't stay out for a jishn.

You're not a magician. Yeah, I know. He can't say I was working bits out. I mean, it was, as soon as he walked on stage I could see he was going downhill. That's all it took. And again, Chad does everything he complains about. So when he got some copyright strikes on his channel, all of a sudden he's crying about it.

But this is the guy who's been telling people to report on people's channels all the time. So he's like playing in the mud when it's working against other people than when people do it to him. Yeah, you got me muddy. Right. All right, so check this out.

From the pan-anile, we're in the central time zone. Nobody cares about the central time zone. Nobody. You know what that is? Alright, so check this out. Nobody cares about kumi country at this point You guys are have a moment let me stop the moment and get back to the fucking show It's funny because when he's lying he wants to make it seem like there's Anthony kumi fans who want to beat him up Yeah randomly on the street or in a bar or whatever, you know, nonsense. And then now that it's actually happening in real life, it's like, whoa, this isn't even a thing. People know about this. Like, yeah, they do.

It's like a bigger front to bring it up than it was to do it. Yes. Right. Yes. Isn't that funny how that works? Yes. Well, it's my life. It's how fun it games.

But when you actually break it up, it might show. It's not cool. No. He's even ripping off the raid of Edelbrook in laptop bit. Why was that? Oh, he hasn't streamed the last couple days. His laptop broke.

Who even knows what's going on? Yes. Always steal from the bust. That's my act. Nassiel, thank you for going to the show. I just want to get kind of some final observations or things that you picked up on. Tromba Chad's stand-up set. Well, it did not disappoint.

It might have been the best $10 I've ever spent. $10. Now the beers were cheap. I just couldn't believe that the star is aligned for that night. And for him to do that YouTube show and just for it to work out and for him to really come through. So thank you Chad and I Chad I Chad lawyers. Hi Chad's lawyer. Take a picture of this one.

Yeah, so apparently he was complaining about what money he made at the gig too. That was part of his act. He's like, I only get $300 for this. Oh, he screamed it out two or three times five fifty minutes for 300 bucks Now, but now he did inflate the ticket price on stage. Yes, he did five times So I'm guessing the same ratio was used so he might have got a hundred bucks But that's a weird thing to even complain about because you can either take the gig or don't take the gig. It's a full room. That's their obligation.

We'll have you $300 to do a 50 minutes of comedy show. We'll fill the room for you. Okay. You can either say yes or no to that. So the fact that you get something or complaints about making $300, it doesn't make any sense to be at all. What do you get to do?

He drove six hours each way. Oh, wow. And he also drove 60 people out of the room. Right. I'm sure the club was thrilled with that. Well, he said he had played it seven times. Yeah. But I don't I'm sure it didn't end that way. All right, Nasty. I'll thank you so much for coming on and enlightening us with what's going on with that with everybody. Chad. I appreciate you having me and Thanks again. Yeah, but he Thank you for supporting where these podcasts you Yeah, I watch you guys every every single episode I've watched I'm addicted. That's awesome buddy. Thank you so much

I got bye soon. Yeah. All right since we're talking about the mud shark There's a pretty pretty cool tune. I found on the YouTube's Then I want to share with everybody now. I'll give credit Hold on. When we find out who this is and not this. What is this now? I can retell this. I need a fucking syllabus. Every channel. So this is drug-on-cringe, of course.

I knew that. I love drug-on-cringe. I love drug-on-cringe. Does great work. And this is Chad Zumac, aka the Mud Shark, doing it. Welcome. My name is Chad Zuma.

The Munchard. How are you? How are you? We're feeling good. We're having a good time. We're doing it. We're having fun. What's going on with the Z-Man?

We're doing it. Who am I? My name is Chad Zuma, the Munchark. Bring it! I don't care! We're doing what we're doing. The Munchark. I don't give a fuck. This is not real life, people. This is real life shit. This is not real life.

It's not. This is real life shit. Here we are, we're having fun. Am I saying the right thing? Am I saying the right thing? I don't care. I don't, I don't, it doesn't matter. I don't care. don't give a fuck.

Who cares? I'm doing stuff differently. I don't care if he doesn't matter. There's no moderators. You'd say whatever the fuck you want. Alright, this guy's an asshole. Existent. Gone existed. You're done. No moderators, by the way, there's no moderators, so say whatever you want.

This guy's getting blocked because he's saying that words. Life is good. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. It's happening, it's cooking, we're doing it. I love all this. It's great. My name is Chad Zuma, the Munchart. Here we go! I don't give a fuck. Sign up the Patreon, the old show from tomorrow is on. Well done!

The drug got credged. I'm very good stuff right there. Since I have you, Cardiff. Yes, I have to do this segment Now, Cardiff it's Tommy time You're so good day and you were breaking down how Tommy from MSCS media Obviously is buying views allegedly obviously yes Social blade dot com's where he can go on and see how people's following's change over time and like they're YouTube subscribers and views and things like that And it's very unnatural the way that Tommy has gotten his channel till you know

He gets 500,000 views on every video that he puts out at least it's very unnatural the way that Tommy has gotten to his channel till you know he gets 500,000 views on every video that he puts out at least. It's amazing. It's incredible. He's killing it. He's a giant celebrity. All right, so Tommy is this guy on David Kipping and he's an astronomer at Columbia University. So this guy knows a lot about space and you know what else I was talking about space is Tommy. He's fascinated by space. He always has been fascinated by it. I was going to explain in this clip. And it's great, Terri, I've been in it into it since I was a kid too, because you would look, I would look up, I mean, look at the ceiling and the things I've went around

there. I would look up and just, what is up there? You know, what is going on? You know, and you know, when you think, like like is this a simulation? That's how I always thought I go back and forth and my head like it's this simulation is not a simulation because it just seems so weird and it's great. So he's saying he's thought it was a simulation all his life. Because that's what I've always thought.

Is it simulation? Isn't that two different things though? Either like, oh, what's up in outer space? Can you imagine what's out there? Or nothing is out there Everything is in your Hot in the simulation. Yes, he's making this up that this has been his theory all along Because this is a brand new thing the people just started talking about probably since the matrix

Because you know, it wasn't until computers got so powerful. They're like maybe they can recreate the entire world But in the 70s, maybe this was Some of the people thought I doubt Tommy did I never heard about it It's so that after the Matrix came out Oscar the Grouch always used to talk about civilization, right Bert Ernie would read about that was they're going to bed All right now we're gonna talk about the infinite universe and Tommy is not following this at all as you'll see here.

It may be there's an infinite universe and that's a jarring thought because it means there's an infinite number of potentially everything, right? If especially if it's not just infinite space but infinite matter populating that space, then you have infinite versions of us having this conversation, infinite versions of the listeners right now, listen to this, but maybe just slightly differently, but then also exact duplicates, and an infinite number of those. And that's difficult. I thought, you're mind talking about it.

And here's the guy, you know, so, and that would be like dimensions where you and I are sitting here right now, but in another dimension, I'm six foot six and you know, fat and, you know, you're five foot two and skinny, you know, he's not even other dimensions. Yeah. He's that time of other dimensions. He's saying if there's an infinite universe, then everything has to exist infinitely. That's kind of the point that he's trying to make there. Right.

And I like that that's his go to for multi dimension version of himself. What if I was a different height? He can't believe that. He's slightly smaller. Yeah. Yeah. He must be a really short dude with a complex right? Because why would you bring up like I can be like six four right? Like a superhero on other planets. I am a superhero. Yeah. All right. Is that crypto later pocket? Don't bring that in here. Watch out. There's a lot of this conversation. I only have a few clips here,

but there's a lot of this conversation that, I don't know why Tommy thinks he can follow someone like this who's actually educated and knows all about what he's talking about. And Tommy just like watches Joe Rogan and thinks he knows everything about the universe. Yeah, we've seen enough clips of this stuff with Tommy where the guests, you know, they might be out of their minds, but they're educated at least. Right. And they

just kind of look at their shoes when he's talking, you know, his guests are all full of shit too. No, I know. This guy actually seemed pretty level-headed. So, Dave is explaining the theory that anything that could happen does happen in parallel universes. So basically, it's not just decisions that we make, but matter and everything around us. Some things could corrode particles, could fly in different directions, and then they could happen, does happen, and it happens infinitely in every single parallel universe is going on. Okay, this is way over Tommy. It's the way I would do. I wouldn't even try to engage with a conversation like this, but this is Tommy's the top data. Right, I read, I don't know

if it was that exact paper, but a similar one, similar one, and what I had taken from it like a grid. So if I make this decision to move this right now, I pick that on the grid, and each and every decision, I guess would be in the space time continuum, then that would receive, or how commas would be different in different situations. Yeah, every, I guess, you know, when we say decision,

we have to be a little bit careful without word because we try to have some blur. In the quantum theory, we do that quantum level of innocence and what that really means is, as I said, like the example of atomic decay. Right, I, what do you do when your flux capacitor won't start? Yeah. I was thinking the same thing, like Tommy's thought

is about better better future too, or if it's as a casino. He's like, yeah, that could happen, right? And it's like, that's not what I'm talking about at all, sir. In the butterfly effect, Ashton Kutcher had to suck a dick in prison. Does that mean there's a version of me that had to suck a dick in prison?

Because I don't like that. I think that you should host this show, Andy. That sounds fun. Tommy tries to be funny from time to time too. And so what they're talking about here is farming. And the fact that it wasn't until 10,000 years ago that humans realized that farming was a great system to have food, directly rather than just hunting and gathering. And so let's see how Tommy's trying to be funny, but is he?

Is he? So if you look at the human species, we've been around for about half a million years. And we only started farming. In three locations, three or four locations on Earth, pretty much simultaneously across the planet, Mr. Batini, Aztecs, we all started farming about 10,000 years ago. And that seems like, well, how could they

communicate with each other? They all just, why did they all just arbitrarily start farming 10,000 years ago? Why not 30,000 years ago? 40,000 years ago? Because there's obvious advantages to farming. Right, right. Why would you want to go hunt every day when you could just... Yeah, I would be able to go find a tiger, you know, at the stick. That would just be a funny one.

I guess, but kind of true. Yeah, I mean, it was a pretty dangerous one. So I guess but Yeah, I mean it was pretty dangerous Well, so I take some of the mushrooms around if this could It's it's if you look at Get with the mushrooms He's not talking about tripping your balls off for some reason I'm doing anything he's a fun guy I get it. Thank you

Like in puns McGee over here. Yeah, so Tommy goes, yeah, I mean, if Army say so better than like hunting a tiger, I'm just kidding. Why would you be? What was the joke? I don't get it. Like how do you get it? It was dangerous.

That's why it was a tiger with a stick. Come on, man. I'm very, very tough. Here's, um, alien talk. Now, unfortunately, this guy David says, Alien's not been here. And Tommy's like, what? Come on, come on, that can't be true.

Are you sure? Yeah. He's like, are you sure? You remember seeing an alien? He's winking at him. He's like, so Tommy's got a theory here. And he uses some funny words to explain this. I'll play it out. And being that you said factually and even, you know, your theory that

aliens haven't been hearing that. I guess I'll throw out the window that maybe they planted us here. I always thought that first. No, I really thought that. He goes, I'll throw out the window. Maybe they planted us here. Guys, I'll throw it out the window. See what sticks. I'll throw it out the window see what sticks I Got to remember that one. I don't know are you saying you support this or you don't am I just chewing the shit here? All right, I think it's funnier. This is great I thought there was a logical thought that you know aliens from you know another planet You know I come and said okay, this looks good boom throw it

We don't like it boom throw an ice age. It sounds like a stupid cartoon When humans or life on earth life on earth like so say you know from whatever galaxy Z plan who are wherever they came Z planet Hey, oh, you start to give away the location. This is good. This is good news. Doxing himself Throw this seed here. Oh, they turned into dinosaurs To still work out too well, you know, you know, maybe they were maybe a little too big in the lab, but you know Okay, throwing Astrid out time is getting this old theory But it doesn't make any sense because he's saying that all, I've read books about human starting from aliens coming here.

And there are theories about that because there is the missing link and evolution, whatever. It's called the Bible, Carl. No, no, no. And so, Chair of the God's actually is the book I'm thinking of. But anyway, Tommy thinks that aliens are creating all life

like it's that South Park reality TV show where the alien race is just like, hey, we put zebra's with hippos. And and black people with Asians. Let's see what happens And so Tommy thinks it's all an experiment which makes way less sense than anything because I'm like Where did those fucking aliens come from what are they up to how do that happen who collected him who put them together? You're right. It's stupid. I love this guy and I think that's a brilliant segue into our Favorite game. Yay I love this guy and I think that's a brilliant segue into our our favorite game Where we get to try to catch an alien I think we caught him

It's from the Z galaxy or something like that. I forget what he's planted Z planet. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Oh shoot. You know I'm not before I do that. I got to bring Mary Beth in here Mary Beth needs to catch an alien. Oh shoot you know I'm not before I do that. I got to bring Mary Beth in here Mary Beth needs to catch an alien I'm so sorry stack in the deck Exactly what's happening Mary Beth? Oh Brian told me to give you a shit if he didn't have me catch an alien So oh I can't believe I almost fuck that off. I know that was a close guy. I apologize to you and Brian and the whole Johnson family for that Thank you. Well, thank you for coming on Mary Beth. We're excited about reviews later

But first we got some business to take care of here. Are you ready to play to catch An alien? Yes, and then not so I'm really happy about that And what's one or two things you failed on that you had overcome like I know you had mentioned, you know Kobe Bryant He was my favorite. I used to fly. I was in Pennsylvania with fly on Thursdays. I had season tickets for seats On Thursdays to Sundays. I would fly there because I just love this drive I fly my ship there to the box to me What a nice person. What a very sweet man he was.

I never got the chance to meet him, other than watching up front. But I would go up to eat Mr. Simmons. And two hours later, after the game, whatever shot he fucking missed, he was still shooting it. Everybody was in back in the locker room, he was still shooting it.

And that's why I love them because... shooting it. And that's why I love them because what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, do or don't try. Was that baby Yoda? Anyway, B, he had extra terrestrial determination. Next, the drive and tenation. Four, it takes pressure to make a diamond and Kobe pressurized himself. Lastly, failure teaches more success than success to catch an alien. But I would go up to eat Mr. Simmons. By the way, I would have pointed out this is bills

Russell Simmons Russell Simmons He's getting what shit gas on his show now because he's got videos of million views Me so no, he's getting the Russell Simmons and shit. It's just so sad today. I was pulling a crystal I'm like wow wow This is just promoting like a prepaid credit card for people in the, you know, so maybe he's, maybe he's going anywhere he can wear card if That's sorry actually checks out go figure. All right. I will go first and I do have to say I think it is next drive intonation Because he does pronounce things incorrectly a lot

and that's funny. Let's go to Andy. It's so ridiculous. I'm gonna say baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, love it. Add the editor, what do you think? I said next originally, I'm gonna switch to lastly. Failure, success, success.

All right. What do you think, Mary Beth? I was thinking the success or the failure is more successful than success, or whichever that one was. Okay, so you're going lastly as well, producer Chris. We got some holes in our strategy, because I am going with next.

So, okay, that's fine. We're just trying to win. I know we sometimes talk about all picking an option so the card if doesn't win, but... Have to win. I know we sometimes talk about all picking an option so the card if doesn't win But after wins all right, nobody went for self-pressurized. I was probably That one I liked it a lot. I like it a lot It's too good. I it's yeah, right a little too good and two hours later after the game Whatever shot he fucking missed he was still shooting it everybody was in back in the locker room

He was still shooting it and that's why I love them because of the drive and the tination and he never gave up and I see that in you too. What's the thing? The feeling when they're calm. Well, that's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the drive and tenation and the tenation to catch unpredictable, unalien, brought to you by something. It's comforting. Wednesdays at eight on YouTube,

except tonight also stay tuned for a special presentation of Yo remember the 90s this Friday. What? Talking about Garmin. You show with Bidabler and OJ starting this Friday. Oh, Jay. Yeah, I'm not just John. That's the episode.

At the out of there, didn't you have that answer that you changed it? I had next and changed it lastly. Yeah, yeah, dummy. You're really fucked up, did you? Yep, I think this is gonna be a running theme. I don't think I'm ever gonna win the game. That's a strategy, not going with you Carl generally will work

To hard game to it's a hard game is this hard game car. It does a good job with that All right guys, what have we done today? I feel like we've done it all we talked about hip-hop news uncensored Jaguar right she didn't get into all the gay sex stuff that I was hoping she would but that's all right It was still fun. Apparently the roots were mean to her and now she's mad at them. We had our first batch of song parodies for the Patrick Pukewater song parody contest. Keep those coming. We had a punching sideways segment with Star Wars and character Chad Zuma. I tended to do stand-up comedy in front of a large group of people and that's it not go well and

And I'm a CS media is blowing up over the place and you can tell why the guys just so talented That of course that's gonna happen. So you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is part of the show. We tease the episode we'll be doing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. And I don't have a tease for the episode we'll be reviewing because I don't know what that is yet. But I will say this, I will be in a different location this coming weekend. And I will be hanging out with the likes of one Anthony Cumia, one Missy B, one Alex Stein, maybe Gino.

We're going to have a star-studded cast on who are these podcasts coming up this Saturday. Hopefully we'll be able to do it at 2pm, like we normally do. I don't know what the Wi-Fi situation is gonna be with the internet. Oh boy. So I might not stream up, I'm gonna try to stream it live, but we'll get it that for so now. Either way, that's gonna be a lot of fun. So looking forward to that Ed

Yes, am I canceled is the podcast? There you go. Yeah, am I canceled? We post a new episode every Friday at 5 a.m. Eastern Hard I would tell you to do plugs, but I feel like you plugged too much. Yeah, just no subreddit surfing tonight Why is that that you guys were doing that tonight? I was talking to Vinnie earlier. We were trying. We were trying, but if you've heard of the reddit blackout, it's knocked out. A lot of the subs we were going to do. And Vinnie's going through some things right now too. So giving him a night off. Gatcha. The old fat guy and night off. That's very good. That's very nice.

You're going to be kind. Fucking asshole. Mary Beth. What are you promoting? Well, I was on tell them Steve Dave Wasn't a couple weeks ago. I don't know, but we had a Allison Armgrim on which she played Nelly on Little House on the prairie. Oh, no, no That's on their YouTube channel. I will check that out at TES detail. Okay. I can't that out. At TESD Town. Okay, I can't wait to watch you two fanboy out. Oh, I wrote this.

I can't believe he froze. But she's amazing. That's awesome. All right, I'll definitely be checking that out. That sounds amazing. Please, George, I don't get to plug. Andie, plug? No, not really.

No, all apologies. All apologies, podcast. We just released John rocker. Yes. It was a these slaves closer. You right. As a met's fan, I hate John rocker. So it was a mayor, as a person you hate. Right. Yeah. As a resident of New York, well, required to hate him. Yes. And we just recorded Logan Paul. That was a lot of fun. He has a lot of things to apologize for. So. We see the one who took photos of dead people in Japan. Correct.

He went to the suicide forest and then was surprised to find out that there was a dead person there. And I don't think he was surprised. I think people were surprised of him, like, ruffling it. Yeah. But all right, cool. Yeah, who is a good one?

So please check it out. All apologies podcasts. I enjoy that show Definitely check that one out. God. I almost didn't let any of this plug it He's like fucking Mary Beth's doing a Show please enjoy it again next time it It might be the end of the show. We'd file lots of for all. Where are these podcasts? Sleep well, I reprote it.

Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I now to show these folks right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. All right, let's get right to reviews, Mary Beth. All right, I don't know if we have new reviews on Apple,

but I also show this to send a link to another site that does a lot of reviews. We haven't looked at yet. So I haven't gotten to that. That's fine. I kind of forgot where the link was. So, um, no worries.

Well, here, here's Carl from Rochester is a dork. And he doesn't sell tickets. Is the view. That's my, that's how I feel it's being written. That's how I wrote it. Yeah. I'm going to guess that's a five star view. Yeah.

All right. I like that. Very nice. And then we have another one. I miss Stuttering John. I wish Shule would concentrate on some else besides John. Maybe we could send him to a camp to learn how to do that. What kind of camp could teach him how to concentrate?

Hmm, maybe we can find one. Didn't see that coming. Yeah, I did. All right, well, I guess that's the first thing he doesn't enjoy Jewish people very much. Is that a five star review? It is a five star. Well, that is our demographic 88 star reviews. 88 stars. Anything else? Nope, that's all I got. All right, very good. I always like to hear a couple five-star

reviews. Cardiff. It's always nice to hear that. Not on my watch. Yeah, I know. That's what you're no longer the review potato. All right, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll call it a day here. Hey, Carl, first time listening to Longtime Collar on the recent episode of Trucker Andy.

He says he has the loob up the pussy before he eats it. I'd like to say I don't think trucker Andy's ever seen a pussy before if he thinks you have to loob it up before you eat

it. Far out of you sucks. Yeah, he thinks you have to loop it up before you eat it. Far out of your socks. Well, he doesn't have to sit across from me, but having said that, because you've never met my life. I don't consider it a loop, but I use maple syrup. I don't know about you guys. I'm going to go, you guys put on your maple. You got your method.

I have mine. Come on. I mentioned that I went on the power hour with Paco recently to talk about primus's brown album amongst other things Paco called into the show. Yeah, it was so cool. I was like in a fast lane dog. This is Paco. Yeah, thanks for being on the power hour. I appreciate that. Anyways, come please we need you to already you know thing all right man I think I got it yeah it's a different energy now that we're peers apparently you know is that did you spoon with a mafter I know why I left immediately and left the money on the dresser but so so bizarre to so bizarre to be, because he emailed me too, he's like, hey, can you come back out and show me, just sit in your show.

Yeah. Give me a minute. Let's think settle down for a second. Can you say those things again? It was fun. I enjoyed it. It was all good. All right.

We have a listener in Las Vegas, one of my favorite places in the world. Yeah. But not right now for two days, calling into the show. Hey, Carl, this is Dennis and Las Vegas. One of my favorite places in the world. Yeah, but not right now for two days, calling into the show. Hey, Carl, this is Dennis and Las Vegas. We just came from watching Jack Ikele skate around the ice with the Stanley Cup over his head. Fuck you. Yeah, so last night, the Vegas Golden Knights won the Stanley Cup and fucking Jack Ikele is now his name and the goddamn Stanley Cup, the guy who single-handedly ruined the sabers for the full fucking time!

He was a buffalo! Mm-hmm. I'll get over it. It's fine. Cart, if you know anything about hockey? Uh, no, but I know the sabers have never had a cup over their heads. Yes. That's true. That's a good play. The hockey was big in Canada. Minnesota. Ah.

It's actually got a big there too. North Star is cool. Yeah, North Star is going way back. Hey, come on, it's quick. Finally caught up on episode. But if you want to know about Kaleila and Bobby Lee and them, like how insane and both the old path, so I look can be. Talk to Royce and Merch, the ROTC's you guys. They have gone so in depth making fun of these people

and like, you know, every bit, it's crazy. And it's so fun, let's say I'm talking about it, and you know, this is fucking funny guys. So yeah, hit them up if you want. Oh, maybe have them on for an episode for a deeper dive, like what Wednesdays are supposed to be. Mm, maybe. Anyway, friend at the show for a deeper dive like what Wednesdays are supposed to be Maybe

Don't call me like yeah, I would like to have Merchant Royce back on the show those guys are so busy though They just do shows every day so it's tough a year from now when you're not inviting Merch to Kalilah stock in Rochester Just remember right? Yeah, I know they invented it. Oh my god. Klyla is a fucking problem Psychopath working on a game That was stars in your eyes by the way. No, I mean listen, I see potential look at me And let's remember that one dummy on the show uster came with this amazing idea that they could withhold sex with all the women in the world with with held sex they could demand things in the men and I pointed out that's a pretty hack thing concept like people

have talked about this for a long time and I was right for once this shows how unoriginal those trash Tuesday girls are they were having the conversation about oh well like what if women didn't have sex with men anymore until they meet our demands on something? You think we could do that? That'd be really interesting. There's a play called Lissa Strata written by Aristophanies over 2,000 years ago in ancient Greece with that exact plot that you would

just think that some people were like on TV and acting as in Hollywood and on stage might have some sort of knowledge of entertainment or theater history. You would think so. Chad's act was also written 2000 years ago in Greece Just how Bill Cosby paved the way for sharp them in the God get a recognize who came before you at these things Get some more opinions. Okay dog Deluxe love coast right show last week holy shit the other day. It's one day awesome show A lot of people shit on the Ascana anything episode I did too in the comments. But what I listened to

it, it actually better than I thought. I think most people did not know that she's into Golden Retriever Rescue, which is admirable and her favorite thing to do on a Saturday afternoon is hit the glory hole so many people know her a little bit better. All right, Cock Rescue. There's a lot of dry cocks out there. And it's here to make sure it won't be another dry penis. Quick update on Hannah. She is going to be out for a while. She get all this shit coming up at work, heard this before.

And see, so busy with her job. She gets all this shit coming up at work, per this before. And she's so busy with her job. She doesn't have time to do the podcast. It's curious to me, Marybath, maybe you could explain this to me, maybe you have a unique perspective. People don't wanna be hanging out on their computer on Saturday afternoons at 4 p.m.

to read reviews, I feel like. Maybe that's not a great use of their time on the weekends. You think that's new? Yeah, the summertime. I'm sorry to think that maybe, what do you think about that, Marybath? the weekends. You think that much? You think that much, you knew? Yeah, the summertime. I'm starting to think that maybe, what do you think about that, Marybeth? Is there something to do that, Theory?

What about the theory that you show your tits? You show your tits and then quickly abandon ship. There's that, too. Oh, cool. I like how you've just written me off as a basement dweller. So it's like, oh, no pity for him. Talk him. Yeah.

Time out review girls here. I could be one. I know you. Out of their Yeah. Time out review girls here. I could be one. I'm there you are. Out of their ad. Showed your kids. Oh yeah. He's a fly for every job of the show right now. Yeah.

He's a scurrying. Get your go. The Keenian. Chad should move back to California. You can steal anything you want. I steal shit all the time from Walmart. Target. Shit I don't even need.

I got plenty of money. Just to fucking do it. That's what we do in California target. Shit, I don't even need. I got plenty of money just to fucking do it. That's what we do in California now. Chad, you listening to this? That's how you're pretty good deal. Somebody was just telling me that they have armed guards at the Walmart near us. Yeah. And they're there to protect the customers,

not the merchant. It's like you can walk in and walk out with a TV and the armed guards don't do anything. As long as you're not beating up a customer or drawing a gun down on a customer. So what, you can't beat up customers in that Walmart? I will not be going to that Walmart. It sounds like a wager to me.

Yeah, right. But you know what Walmart, you can't beat. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a Cavadia folks. It's a Takamadia folks

You could beat a dad horse there too I can't make a patty feet cup song parody but I am a patreon So I feel like that's worth something it is and I vote a I review girl should absolutely be named car Fuck Carly i vote a i review girl should absolutely be named carry car carly barred dog i'm drunk i'll be back no late don't i have to say i at least fifty percent of our

colors of drunk the college got to be at least seventy five percent of the people on the show that's right you know carl so fascinating to me just have similar that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that and selfish pricks who will never ever learn from their mistakes no matter what uh... carl i love you it's so fast and you see anyway don't call me back i agree with you sir

we're here at wtp we pick our little calls with care what time and care goes into who we decide to make fun of continually their handcrafted All right Gary and San Diego has an update for us Carl Gary and San Diego Well remember when John said he was moving into Mexico. Yeah, it never happened. Then his attorney Vince said he was moving to Florida. That never happened. And people are kind of wondering, well, where is John moving to? Where are you living at?

I don't know anything about that, but I just checked his Twitter and he indicated he's taking the C-Sent test, California subject education test. And he's going to take a test and reference to science because he wants to become a science teacher in California. I pity those students if he ever passes that test here with your mental degree you should have no problem. Okay Judy, how'd that go? I don't know, I had a...

Okay, bye. Okay. That's my Gary. That's for you buddy. Was he just proving that Judy is alive? I think so. That's good. Good That's pretty funny. Was he just proving that Judy is alive? I think so.

That's good. It's good to know, by the way, because of mine for all of us. So I think Judy might be taking advantage of him. She's working him like a puppet. Yeah, that's playin' him. Now, what grade do you think he's posu-ly? That's a good question.

Because I saw this too, the jazz song about becoming a science teacher, and guess what, it's another lifelong of this Yeah, go figure everything he does For filling a dream that he had but you tweeted pictures with his students Yes, I saw that and I think John is looking better. He seems to be Doing well in a center John kind of way as well. He knows. Yeah, at least though someone who can tie a tie for him Yeah, that's pretty impressive. That's good. It's a clip I suddenly always wanted to do this.

Yeah. All right. I can't figure out. So he sold his condo and he renewed his substitute teaching license or whatever certification you need to have through 2024. So I'm curious if he was gonna stay in LA now. Yeah, hmm.

Because he says he's making $100,000. Even if he's making that much money, that's not a lot of money for that area to live in. Especially if you drink in a bar every day. See that money's gonna go quick. So I gotta think that he'd be better off. I go to a happy hour. Yeah, I probably does like do for one specials.

Is the certificate transferable to another state? I doubt it. That's not teaching works, I don't think it's more of a gift certificate Ford is a great place to go and leave your laptop. I'll be the first to I really haven't idiot co-back Curtis coming into the show Carl. It's called that Curtis multiple seven Johns New Lawyer into the show. Carl, let's go back Curtis. I'm also serving John's new lawyer. Look, he's getting a bit jelly, but you're bolsting about you for the house, and he wants to see you again. And I'm calling to see if we can both make a reasonable settlement offer on a count of

three, but it's both safe, our settlement offer. One, two, three, two, and ten million dollars. Five bucks. Five bucks. All right, yours sounds a lot more reasonable. I'm back and I'll get a phone touch and cool figure this out. All right, sounds good. We'll figure it out.

We'll meet halfway. I'm sure. Matt or Matt, Colin and... Oh, it's up, man. Matt or Matt, listen, I'm bummed out. You're leaving and moving out. It's a Florida Freedom State. You bailing on your fellow New Yorker guy, the a fuck didn't realize it was that hard to hear but

Now I get it man enjoy Florida Freedom State hang out your basement feel like Uncle Howard enjoy but All right, well, I'm not moving to Florida and there's no basements and there's So I will not be doing that you're lucky if you have a roof. It is nice to have a roof there. Everyone looks up to me. I know. I will look at this guy. No wheels. It's not ready on him.

No wheels, too. I know. It's all very impressive. Oh gosh, speaking of Florida, I can't believe this person called. I don't even know how they found the number. This is my well water in my Florida house. It's well water in my Florida house I do not like this person hey call what's going on it's your Floridian cesspool I mean well water we got you bitch pipe it in your fucking water supply enjoy the third water. He's got out to infinity for all the running like

shit. Don't call me back. You're the stinkline water. That's fucked up. That's the political. Yeah, that's fucked up. Too bad. You have herman monster living in here water. Oh, god damn it. Robin and then he can always truck water in your water. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh like on the back? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't stop too fast. Yeah. We're in on the water, go. Yeah. Well, we took a quick turn. Yeah, yeah. This is an operation of sunny. I'm driving a Humvee with a hot tub on the back.

Yeah. All right, we got one more voice mail that's coming in from Tony from the Bronx, our new character. Cool. On the voice out, I do like tell you for the Bronx, 45 seconds seconds. That was is the request. He doesn't seem like a character. So I know that's my like I don't think this is a character. I think it's just literally Tony from the Bronx. Hey, what's up, Kyle? This is Tony from the Bronx. Listen. I was I thought behind on the program. So I was doing a little binge listening. on the program saw through in a little binge listening and on one of the episodes the word for gays pop stuff

uh... and and all the people you had on that day now one of you mother fuckers knew what the word meant but that's not my problem my problem is that producer christ i mean this guy clearly doesn't have a fucking clue in general chimed in and says it's an acronym. Really produce a crypt in acronym like FUBAR, fucked up beyond all recognition, like drag, dressed as a girl.

Like all show, occupational safety. I immediately corrected myself. I remember that. Dude, it doesn't matter. Ed, stop it. I was there. I was there. It's famously from Donnie Brasco. Okay. But I corrected myself mid-comment, Tony from the Bronx,

if that is really where you're from. All right. It's actually Anthony for Brooklyn. You know what I want to know who he really wants. Whatever the fuck. It's not an acronym. It's Italian for fake, you fucking stew nod. You see, Kyle, to talk about fake, right? This is how rumors start, this is how fake news begins and all that bullshit.

For God's news. Okay, airhead, talk out of the ass. You know what I'm saying? On a side note, it was corrected, but it really easily couldn't have. That's the whole point I'm trying to make. Anyway, Carl, all that being said, love the show. You would produce a Chris. I know I was just shitting on the diet moment ago.

But you would produce a Chris to have to be jobbed. That's why I keep tuning in to W-A-P-P. Alright, Carl, take it easy. Don't call me back. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Not that I'm trying to defend producer Chris, but I gotta call out Tony from The Bronx.

For what? Fugaisi is not Italian for fake. Impostore is Italian for fake. Fugaisi is Gumba for fake. Thank you. I see what you did there. Okay. We're all played.

All right. Wow. I feel like we've done it all again. We've done it all twice today. This is amazing. We'll be back this weekend coming up. If you live in the Rochester area, anywhere near Rochester, June 24th at Radio Social,

the Ices are playing a show with the Sisters of Murphy and it's gonna be worth coming to because it's a isotope yokey show. A bunch of our friends are coming in to sing cover songs with us. We have to learn a shit ton of songs, it's a lot of work. You hear that true, Wayne? Lyrics singing. We have singing, you hear that Vinnie Paulino?

We're gonna singers on stage singing songs with the ice Itelbs June 24th Radio Social to free show. It'll be outside. We got a tent. We got a stage. They're they always do a great job over there So that will be a lot of fun. No invite card if come on down buddy. Can I sing? Yeah? Bust a move. You got it. You're in. Thank you. I you know, it's funny is that Christian Blatt is gonna be in town And he's staying with us So I asked him if he wanted to sing a song and he's gonna come up and sing a song with the ice of tops So that'll be fun and it's a potato related song with it. You should be singing card. It is yes. Oh, I'm curious I don't think there are potato I don't think there's a lot of potato songs. I mean maybe maybe this is a Murphy. They probably think a lot of potato songs because Irish music but

anyway. I got this ridiculous ridiculous Mary best so good to see you. Thanks for coming on today. Yeah thanks for having me. Of course anytime. Okay bye. Okay folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode! That was really great! Are we done here?

As we are. Go fuck yourselves, have a good week. I love it! I love it! I love it! Okay, bye, hey, hey! I don't know, who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this?

I'm out of here. I'm a little bit... I'm a little bit... Okay, bye. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here.