Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep420 - Scorch and the Morning X Podcast

Episode Date: June 18, 2023

This week the show is on the road and though we didn't have a good internet connection, we did bring the entire studio and set it up in the middle of a room where Alex Stein, Geno Bisconte, and Missy B were hanging out. We checked in on Scorch up there in Altoona, WI. He and T-Ri are somehow still getting away with being AM drive radio jocks. You could easily replace them with AI and it would be better. Much better. Also we have some new Patty Pukewater song parodies to check out and Opie is live streaming from a bar again, this time next to pinball machines. And finally, we wrap things up with another round of To Catch An Alien. https://www.youtube.com/@PrimeTimeAlexStein https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/missybgood Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and give us a five-star review and Apple podcast and then show it all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Scorch and the Morning X Podcast with Scorch and TRI. Let's get this started. So Scorch, who we all know and love, is still doing morning radio out of Altuna, Wisconsin. And I thought it'd be fun to revisit what he's up to. And it starts off with all your favorite radio imaging from the 90s that they're still doing for some reason. You're listening to Scorch?

And listen to this because I can't tell where the imaging ends and they start talking. It's very confusing how this all works. You're listening to Scorch and the Morning X podcast with Scorch and T-Roy. Thank you. What is up, John? Who are you?

I'm a big fan of this girl Hello, big fan Huge fan Huge fan Why don't you go over? I'm a great fan Wait, I am What's the biggest fan of this girl? It is Friday

Morning, thank God It's Friday Hey, it's T-Ri That's real, I hear you I'm all screwed up I'm getting this man It's so bad Oh my Just after 6 o'clock Oh

Just after 6 o'clock Kind of a niply morning of It's supposed to recover nicely, but they're gonna be in the mid 70s today, which is pretty nice Oh, we're starting with the weather. Oh, no What is going on? It's like male stripper music playing. Yeah, it's six a.m male stripper music playing. Yeah, it's six a.m. I really like it. I'm in the living with this. This is my kind of stage.

Yeah, I picture Gito waking up like this. I picture you jumping out of bed. I do. I, I wake up like this. I really get, but that sounds like something out of the rate. Let me tell you something, kids. When I grew up, there was a thing called radio and you would touch the knobs and you'd get guys like this that had to do this every day to, you know, to stand up for the guy that was in eighth of a twist over that was doing it the same thing with three

different names, you know, like, like Louis Bob and the Scourge in the morning. Well, this is close. Every day, a Scourge and T-Ryde, they can't afford three people at Mike anymore. Not in Altoona, Wisconsin. No way. I didn't even know there was a second Altoona. Altoona is in Pennsylvania, not the good one. That was the Scourge in the morning. They might have up and moved the good one. That one does best. That's good to the board.

They might have up and moved the entire city to Wisconsin. They might have. Well, how big is this show? I mean, is this like a stilto size? I'm not sure. Is this bigger than this? That's a good question, because he's out of St. Cloud, Minnesota. Yeah.

Which I think is the 200th radio market. Altune has got to be in that area. Yeah. I didn't lick it up. I should have done some reason. I say cloud hasn't been bigger than Altune. I would think so. Yeah. Because like you said, I didn't look it up. I should have done some reason. I would think so. Yeah. Because like you said, I didn't know there wasn't. I'll do it with that. I kind of like this guy. All right. I like the vibes. I like the vibes. I guarantee tomorrow morning.

Fucking he starts his day listening to this on some kind of internet. Yeah. Let's just go. What's this guy's scores? Even like that name. It's so it's a gimmicky. I love gimmicks. So let's go ahead. Okay. Professional wrestler.. All right, well, you're gonna love this. Okay, great. Because Scorsior decides to do some dad jokes. Okay. And this cover, actually, we back up real quick because it starts off where he's just like reading

random facts or something. I don't even know what he's reading. It doesn't explain where it's coming from. But this is one of the things that a lot of these morning shows now, they want to be safe. Okay. They don't talk about politics. They don't want to talk about anything that could get or it's coming from, but this is one of the things that a lot of these morning shows now, they wanna be safe. They don't talk about politics. They don't wanna talk about anything

that could get the listeners upset. So it's a lot of like, according to a recent survey, 24% of guys think that voters are gross. They're like, okay, cool, I guess. I'm 25%. I saw that study, actually. And by the way, one of the viewers will complain, they don't care about the viewers,

they just care about advertisers or being average. What's everything they care about, I'll tell you, give a damn of it to the viewers. They don't care about being entertaining, they care about the people that invest in like these stations, that's why they invest in the Hispanic stations over these type of people because there's more viewers, they could care less about like the art of radio.

Really, because they have radios in their old Camino? Yeah, well I'm saying it's Texas, it's a big market. Well, it's surprising to me because there are morning shows out there, but they're usually syndicated to a bunch of small markets. You got like free beer and hot wings and Dave and Chuck the freak. These shows where they're not great, but they're safe

and they can syndicate to 30 small markets and it's cheap and it's easy for everyone. This is a show that's only in this one market. They're giving it a fucking weather. I haven't heard that on the radio. I've been on the list of the radio, but I haven't heard that in a very long time. So this is just like random shit. They're coming out of break and Scorch started talking about,

let's see if you still like Scorch. After these series of clips are about to fly. One and three parents say no matter how many times they tell their kids to cover their mouth when they go. One of the no matter how many times they tell their kids, cover their mouth when they cuff. One of the other times they tell their kids the kids won't cover their mouth when they got 50% of people eat pizza while watching spots. Okay. The main ones playing the guitar are instantly 90% more attractive to women. It's funny because the coals can't even pretend to care about this. She's like, okay. Does he have buzz feet on random eyes? What's he reading?

That's what I'm wondering. Well, I was actually on a reality show with Dr. Drew and She's like, okay, does he have Buzzfeed on randomize? What's he reading? It's not what you're in. Well, I was actually on a reality show with Dr. Drew and they did a social experiment when I moved out to California and in that experiment, I dressed in a sailor's outfit then I carried like a guitar and then I was in, had a dog and I had all three of those, the dog was the most appealing in that social experiment.

So that's that's your time. Can you move your mics here and do it? That that's that's that's fake unless you're talking unless you're talking about this then move it further away. I've done that. I've done that experiment. So I know what that is. So they would show 90% of the sources you said you're on a show with Dr. Drew Dr.

Drew. Yeah. First name drop of the episode. I'll be dropping names like where are you? Dr. Alex Jones Gavin Yeah, I mean Anthony of course. I was talking to Anthony Kumi on Yeah, he's going to be late surely he's late. He was just on his comedy show at the Volcan in Austin That why he didn't text me right?

Actually, I was lying. I just wanted the drop drop 85% of people think that having a job as a morning Jack in 2023 in a small market is pathetic. Yeah, that's a good stat. I think that's, yeah, I think that's, I think that's a good stat. I'll serve you on that one. Yeah. All right, so this is funny because he actually gets

a real laugh out of his co-host on this one, but only because he can't read. Mm-hmm. If you study, if you study from allergies, suffer. If you suffer from allergies, they study shows. Kissing can boost your body from use. It's about to be 100%. I think he's like, if you study from allergies,

you're like, I want to retarget. So if you have a cold being a slut, hell sure cold, is that what that is? I think that's what he was saying. Yes. Which I don't know if I'll fault you would approve of that. Now. It doesn't seem like you should boost your immunity.

You should hide from germs. Well, it's not what I've learned. They did say you could have sex with a mask on though Do you remember that recommendation that was doggy style right? Yes, doggy style. Yeah, I don't part. Yeah, well I mean if you're the penetrator you can fire but not the penetrator What's nice study? I know this is scientific We're talking about so you heard what he's reading here Like these random facts that sound like they're made up in nonsense.

And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he starts telling jokes. It's such a bizarre transition, because it's like a transition. T-Ride, did you know that the first French rise weren't cooked in France? Yeah. Oh, yeah, they were cooked in Greece. Oh. Oh, that's going in the ass. That's a joke book.

That's a big more funny joke book. Well, that was fucking funny. Oh In the Joke That was fucking funny All run go me all Does he play the techno in the background the whole time yes, this is your new morning show isn't it Alex? Okay name of vegetable in the country It sounds like This is your new morning show isn't it Alex? Okay name of vegetable in a country Sounds like Belgium sprouts It's just like a strip club that like they're trying to do a radio broadcast from a strip club

It is getting sexy isn't it a little bit. It's getting a little bit sexy. All right. Let's keep the jokes going scorch I always like it this I And it's getting a little bit sexy. All right, let's keep the jokes going, scorch. Alex is like this. I did. I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. The reason she was obsessed with an ex. Oh my. These are gold by the way. Did it have to be a mathematician?

Yeah. What else could it be? Well, obsessed with an ex. No, I know that. You could be a fucking math teacher. Solving your answer. Like that's hotter. Not a mathematician.

Nobody like smart girl. That's a good point. That is a very good point. Wow. Missy make it's a point. It's over here. Yeah. You got this in chat GPT 100%.

Oh, maybe like tell me a corny dad joke. 100%. This is chat GPT. I believe I believe that. Yeah, that's set up. You're right. As as canters, it's like you're going around your ass to get to your elbow. That's like it could have been so many other premises, you know, I mean yeah, it's like

Well, I was so like that he's like that like being in a fiber optics convention. Don't know right to veto That one took a while for them to figure out because it was so complex like yeah Oh, X because that's how they say use that as a variable in algebra in the equation So that's why mathematician okay now I get I would give that joke an absolute zero But I'm bon did my mic go out Zero's more of a science Did we lose the internet? All right guys if you if you thought that was great

You're gonna wait wait. We don't see him on the screen though So I don't have this video, but I video will be coming up in a minute I used to run a dating service for chickens yet, but I was struggling to make hands meet But I was struggling to make hands meet. See that? I do you get that one. That is so bad. I mean, that is, that's a hundred percent strategy to you. I would have thrown Coxucker in there.

I mean, yes. I'm going to trouble that. There's other punchline there, is that? Exactly. No, I want to play the beginning of this one again, because I want you guys to listen to... Because you're mad at us. Yes, because it's for our...

I'm not going to this. I'm not going to these reactions, sorry. No, you're killing it,. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like for Robert, I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do these reactions. Yeah, sorry. No, you're killing it. You're killing it, buddy. T-Ri, listen to her. She laughs at the setup. So she doesn't even know like what to laugh at. I used to run a dating service for chickens, yet,

but I was struck. She had thought that was funny. But days were for chickens. That's hilarious. It's pretty good stuff. But here's, if we can, like I hate to ask how the sausage is made here, but like when we do our shows, like, all right, here's the thing,

we'll just see what happens. Like, at what point was like, you know what I'll do? I'll read these facts, and then I'll just ease into some of these jokes. And daddy's been sitting on for months. This is how we get them out there. I've never heard a show like this before. There's a reason for that, Carl. It's not good. Yeah, exactly. It's not working. Okay. So let's get some more jokes out of the way. And then we can move on to important information that we're talking about'm going to steal that even though he stole that from somebody else, but I'm going to rip off scorch. I'm going to right now I'm going to steal that right even though he stole that from somebody else

But I'm going to go on Twitter and find pictures of criminals that snuck in cell phones and took selfies and say hashtag Selfie and it's gonna go it's gonna get a million. There it is What's funny is that it probably will get a million And nothing associated with scorch not one And I wouldn't worry because whoever whoever stole it from would never admit it Yeah, I know but they're selfie. I mean, that's funny. That's a funny kind of hashtag. Okay. I got one more for you guys Get ready for this one because TRI is not having prey for the city of Altoona people I think you guys are gonna enjoy it

Why is so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because they're ghosts. bring all the booze. I don't even get that. I think his fans bring all the booze. Oh my, it's like it's not. I think Missy actually left it back. Oh, that's better! No, I like Scar.

I like that housey life. Scar, but that's a life scar. It doesn't make sense. It'd be like, why don't you do a comedy show in a haunted house? Because it's filled with booze. That would make sense. No, it's the way he said he's like he's like he's trying to fix these jokes. Yeah.

You want a workshop be in L2, no? You should be a time-serr. Jesus. It sounded like he threw up in his mouth when he said he's like, booze. Booze. Yeah. What's happening at the beginning of the show is that T-Ri wasn't in the day before on this Thursday because she had jury duty okay this course wants to talk to her about it she's not going to say anything

political case because it's political or probably I don't know she's like really worried about something what is this place called again it's it's uh out to in Wisconsin out to in Wisconsin I mean small as shit I mean, so it's probably not a major case to say it's probably a big deal is she's on it I mean, it's probably like I mean local What do you think he gets paid to be the you know 32 thousand dollars a year?

Overpaying yes, yeah, yeah, that would be my guess. What's the cost of living in Altoona other than having to listen to $3,000 a year. Yeah, 1,000 We could do it one night or we could do a one-nighter in New York and then just moved to Altoona and just you know Buy a pizza and live there, but this is this is how people live in Italian I'm I Got A

Tango You know I'm just gonna move to Altoona open a pizza. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna be there You know, I'm just gonna move down to an open of pizza. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do This would be fast forward to a year later fucking this guy scourges blasting in the background Fucking I got the things like hey, what are the pepperoni pie? Yeah, but then everyone missed you from compound media That are good name? Well if it's got you so Italian About me would be like whenever a homer was away from work on this and we didn't have a replace you home Right, there's a rock holding down a lever another time. There's a chicken at the in-hub

Picking and yelling whore. I don't know how they fucking replaced me at compound media. All right, so they come to talk about the case or anything like that, but she does have a cute story that she's going to share with us. I was dismissed. Really? Yeah. Can you tell the story about what happened when you got there? Oh.

I just said I was really confused. So you have to have your idea. You idea you gotta check in and you have your number They're gonna make sure you're there because you don't want to get in trouble So I walk up I got my head down as I'm walking up with my ID And said your name and I looked up and I gave her my name just I know who you are T. Right? That's the best There's a guy behind me That's the best

There's a guy behind me There's a chain reaction going on with the Sitting in the room and you got people in these benches and they're all doing that uncomfortable stare I'm like well, don't I feel weird right now? Yeah, she's so famous all 100 people like that's T. R. Yeah, holy shit T. R. I Here you know she likes it. She's like I'm normally on the radio and I'm T. R. I From yeah, yeah, I'm like whatever I love every person in that jury, but I'm T. R. I should be on the in the studio right now, but I'm here with you, please I believe that Stuttering John students like him. Yeah, that sounds more likely to be the case.

And what's great about that is that Scorch is loving this because he wants to be famous. He wants people to recognize him when he goes places. So he's like, oh yeah, I know that's like. He probably is. Yeah, because she's lying, but he believes it. And he wants to see. He's probably going to spend the rest of the radio show

shitting on her to try a belittle her. And probably he's going to want to do that. Hey, but let's not skip over the way he talks to T-Rides. Very, yes. I mean, very sexually, the most strange. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up because we're gonna get into that. This gets a little bit weird. She's talking about, he's trying to figure out what the case is about. And he asks him, it's about Saks and she says,

maybe what? So, see? It might be like a rape or something. Yeah, but like sex is on this guy's mind. It's right strip clubs And this is weird. Tell me about it Yeah, let's go the little growl this Because it freaks her out but some good like that like you know some girls won a weird guy like that I don't know this is an older lady. I mean

I'm saying it's just she's got daddy issues. This is what he thinks gets women You know, let's be aggressive. He's single. Oh, yeah, do we know what this guy looks like let us what's he look? I'm not a scourge. I have never I don't mean to brag, but I'm out of Look him up. He's got a eyebrow ring. I mean, I could Google it too on my phone Huffleprag I also have a smartphone guys. Wow, what's your compound? I never said I never said I had a smartphone. Okay. You're like Google Scores radio. What else? I have a slightly less. Scortune. What? I don't know. You go do you. I'm going to play this. I'm going to try to play this cup. I've been

setting up for the last 20 minutes. Hey, Gina, you should go to the bathroom right now. Scores. I see scores. I don't have to because I went like a professional. You're the boss. 92.9. Yes, that's the one scorch, demorning ex. Morty ex. Mathematicians love our show. All right.

But why is it that even just talking about this like every other facet of my life, as soon as I bring up something sexual you're like, but that's as far as we're going, not going any further than that. Because that's who I am. The crap, man. I don't kiss and tell. So no, yeah. No, there's just things.

And even though I'm not on the case anymore, I still am referring not to speak of it. Because it's just, it's a private situation. So here you go. How is he this awkward with his co-host? They've been doing the show for years to get out of here. And he's making her uncomfortable immediately, like, 605 in the morning.

She's nothing really in my family. We try it. We probably have a history. Probably. No, you think so? Yeah. We should delve into that, baby. Yeah, a little bit.

Well, let's talk about some playful banter here, because that's what you need from two hosts on a radio show, some playful banter. I mean, it's fun, but it's not. Could've felt weirder if it was you on trial. Just a little bit. Yeah. He's really bad off the cuff, I guess, is my point.

He's really bad. Stop the sentence there. That's where the period goes after bad. He's really, really bad at this. And I guarantee he doesn't talk like this and does he talk like this in real life? That's a good question. I can't Must otherwise weird This boys when you do app on the radio, you know, I can only do it Alex Jones. I can't do a scorch boys

I can't do it. I can't do it I hate what people like like people do that like they'll go on radio like oh, I'm on the way leave it used to do that Oh, welcome. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Super sales. Like just talk. It's like this guy can't possibly talk like that

unless he's had throat cancer for two decades. This is a gimmick. Yeah, this is a hundred percent put on his voice. You love this show. I can't believe you. I do. I do. The vibes are right.

I'm getting you. I'm trying to be like, overtly sexual or covertly sexual. I'm getting you a t-shirt. I'm getting my look. I'm about to follow him on Twitter. All right, so you guys just saw what he looked like. I did. He's now this guy the whole he's I looked up what his age is. He's not famous enough for the internet to tell me that unfortunately. Yeah, but it's got to be in his 50s or 60s. I would say he's been around a long time. He's got to be in his 60s. I saw a picture. So check this out. He's

gonna talk about how he is. I look at myself now now and mind you. I've never had real abs. I've got abs now Like I've got I've got the V going down. I've got like a start of a six bag happening Missy turned out of all you know what you know what that probably is is probably his fat gut That's pulling down and it just it's sinking This guy has abs now. I'm not buying it. Probably a tumor. God, he's at a fucking blew off a lulele.

I can't. All right, I got a few more clips on here and then we'll move on to more fun stuff. But I want to start off with, he made a survey because they run a story on the show the previous day about this person in New York City went to a restaurant or to the hamburger and ate it with a fork and knife and the restaurant took the hamburger away. This is the story. And this is what I'm talking about with like the safest stories,

the dumbest nonsense you can think of. So then he had to put out a survey asking if it's appropriate to eat a burger with a fork and knife and he's gonna tease that. I know, it's pretty incredible stuff. You guys are at pinching. What's the suicide rate now, Tuna Wisconsin? 100%. Yeah, okay, just check. and I'm going to be a little bit more good at this. I'm going to be a little bit more good at this.

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I'm going to be a little bit more good at this. I'm going to be a little bit more good at this. I'm going to be a little bit more good at this. I'm going to be a little bit Before we get into the results it was pretty one-sided for much of the night Yeah, then I come in today and all the sudden it even out quite a bit Fucking Democrat But not quite as much in the field in that second T-Ride burger with knife and fork okay, you know, you can yeah Jesus Christy's teasing it. He's not gonna tell us the results yet. I got to link your vlogger No to fight out what's going on here? What is a percentage? What is it? I need to know one hundred percent didn't care. That should have been the percentage. When he said that

it was it was skewed one way and then went the other way. I'm thinking, okay, so there were eight votes and then there were 15 out of time. You walk up with the board because that's really the only way that things can move. And last you know, someone steals an election. That's really the only way. That can move. And unless you know someone steals an election, that's really the only way. That's impossible. Things can move. That's not even possible. That's true. I bet this guy's vaccinated anyway.

So then they get into some really interesting conversations about using a knife for different types of food. Ah, well that's a sign felt bit, where they ate this. The candy bar. Yes, Snickers. Yeah, well, whatever sign felt dead, this is way, way worse. This is way way worse

This this made anything that could be interesting on interesting in every single way I know you're gonna use the fork with this but have you ever seen anybody cut pasta before they eat it? Yeah, I am have you cut pasta? Yeah, he's not at my pizza real Tell you that right now you can eat fucking a hammer, but you don't cut my goddamn Gino pasta. He's such a natural conversationalist, you know what I mean? He's like, yeah, I mean before we get into the hamburger talk, what about pasta? What do you think about that? Can you imagine?

I hate this guy. You're at your fucking morning show, job, you make $22,000 a year. You just got a picture. You cut pasta, you're like, I do. Okay. What about it? Well, it seems like it seems like he does a lot of pre-production. You think so. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna tell me how you cut pasta anyway. Well, just said he has all these bits like I guess you swirl it and then it's you you cut it. Are we having the same conversation I can't visualize

He's doing this bit purely to fill time not because it's good. Yeah, surely right But I'm saying like when you say did you eat how many people you know? I'm like with a pasta was hamburger. It's gonna be more. I mean this is just my time filling garbage But am I wrong when people say you're eating pasta with like excuse me Oh, how many people eat a hamburger with a knife and a burger like, you visualize it. When someone said, how many people eat pasta? Oh, I've seen someone do it.

What did that look like? I don't stop it. They stopped this. All right. If that confused you, I'm canceling the pizza rear. I'm canceling the pizza rear. I'm canceling that one confused you.

We're gonna get into some more dynamic conversation around cutting food with knives. So far. Right. Have you ever caught with a knife? some more dynamic conversation around cutting food with knives. with the knife. That's fascinating. Please go on. I love you. I love how he said that. He's like, hold on. Wait a second. I'm thinking about this right now in real time. What about eggs go? Now you go.

Go. He's gonna say go. Fucking hell. This is the lowest brow garbage. All right. So I mean, because he changed your mind, but he just lost the viewer. He's saying everybody's had pancakes with eggs

and you've cut the egg with a knife. I mean, everybody's cut an egg with a knife. I mean everybody's cut an egg with a knife Yeah, who gives a shit? I don't like the you know, come on. I've always used my fork as my knife with my eggs That's not he's just so full when I've eggs because for breakfast to work on my abs die Yeah, he's disguised as so the tea right you asked me with this one who's fantastic She goes well not scrambled eggs obviously a door this. Who's fantastic? She goes, well, not scrambled eggs, obviously. I don't. I wouldn't use that for scrambled eggs. No, an entire egg in the shell. Yeah. All right, so finally we're

going to do the survey results. Okay. What do people think about cutting a hamburger with a knife and fork? Let's find out. Is it okay to be the hamburger with a knife or fork or is it just weird? I see no problem with it. Yesterday dominating, I see no problem with it. Yesterday dominating I see no problem with it ended up with 1609 so pretty good amount of people. That's just weird to me. Just to loves it 1906 say that's just weird to me. Right. They say it's weird to them. They're not saying you can't do it. They're not saying they wouldn't do it. Because you't do it because you know, it was weird today. Yeah So you're telling me 30 500 people

Fill out the surveillance what I thought that's what I was thinking. There's no fucking way. No way. I wasn't expecting that at all I believe it because what else is there in Al-Tuna? If there are 3500 people in Al-Tuna, I'm gonna ask you because my p3 is not there. That was that was a fucking joke What are they doing? How are they spending their days? This is all they have I don't know so they have wow I'm googling out tuna. Where's it Wisconsin Carl? I did the math to I'm like I Did other people? I would do that now they got a hundred votes on Facebook max if they got that this is the last clip I have and then we'll move on

But when you have a morning show, what you want to do is you want to have conversation starters. There's a reason why these are important because you want to get callers engaged, you want to get your co-host engaged, you want to get things going this, I think, and maybe we could even have this conversation together right now.

This is a great conversation starter for all of us. Can I interrupt you one second to say, I give a no? No. Can I once again interrupt you and point out that as of 2020 8300 people lived in out tuna? So you're saying 40% of the population waiting on this survey or I can't do this anymore Highly contested survey Now I see why everyone of the jury pool was like that's fucking

That's insane I wish elixir was there and Brittany Griner duron that'd be all T-Ry What's up T-Ry was that a good trade? All right? Oh, man, are you sleeping with a scorched? That's what I would say. That's what you would say. Yes. And she would say, I know that because he said it.

Yeah, I already said it. I've already said it. All right. Do you know you want to interrupt me again? Or should I do this clip? I'm looking at things to do in Altoona, Wisconsin. I know. G-D-L-O-S-4.

You really want things to do? I know. Three is kill yourself. I believe that. Is the four just rot away? Four is, are you still reading this? Three is kill yourself. I believe that. The force just rotted away. Four is, are you still reading this? Yeah.

All right, here we go. Morning eggs with scorch and tea rock. Over half of us go down every aisle when we go to the grocery store. What aisles do you avoid when you go to the grocery store? I can't. Like I don't go to the... The house through the aisle. I see I don't go to the diaper aisle

Well, I mean there's things there's a lot of times, you know, I'll go down there just for whatever I mean there's other things in that I you know the only time I go down the dye of a aisle is to get baby powder for your No, no, no, she said depends Guys which aisle to you a point of the grocery store. I'll go I'll go around the room Think about your answers Alex What do you think about that? I don't drink so I avoid the alcohol. I'll the wine. I'll that's the wrong answer All right, you know, what do you guys? I don't avoid it? I just go up and down looking for shit I need like a fucking vagrant like there's nothing to avoid

Fuck I'm like a surgeon in the grocery store. I don't want a waste time I want to get the cat food that I need the crap that I need and I want to get it. You're lonely. We get it I want to talk about a people on a blue by having pussy in the bank shorty was your drink You're deflecting I don't want to sit all day in the grocery store's walking around aimlessly like a vaguely that you just describe yourself as a vagrant I'm a bit about a boy. I got shit to do it. It was a lonely So yeah, so I can't go up in there and just jack around I gotta get the cafe to get the hell out or skybear is gonna be pissed and got side the litter box

Oh fuck I don't want to buy my bear I can't piss off skybear No, I can't do that. What was your answer to this? I tell you really stone before I go grocery shopping I just wander and I walk out pretty good stuff. Yeah, nice Nice there's my seven eleven which wild you boy go Can we please move on from this? Yeah, we need to move on because it's time for our Sorry, oh gosh, can I know I'm kidding. Please please? I want to say no, how long has he been on air in Altoona? That's a good question.

So the reason why we know about scorches because he was the morning guy in Syracuse where Sam Roberts. Sure. Internt. And so Sam worked for, oh, so this guy was elected to the ONA. Oh, ONA talked about scorch. Oh, yeah, probably seen clips today. Okay. Just over and scorch. So scorch had this thing called PFG TV. Pretty fucking good television.

PFG. Okay. And there are a lot of segments on OPM after they're talking about scorch. So we follow over time to time. So he is in that. He's never been good at radio, but he's had an entire career in radio. Also, we were assuming every single listener voted in that survey, because if you go back to that, I can't, I don't care. No, you have to wrap your brain around this, but if only half the survey listened, then the 80% of the population listened to this show. That was the cringe of the week, everyone. I'm sorry that you have a, I'm sorry that that doesn't bother you. Losing to this show Okay, that was the cringe of the week everyone I'm sorry that you have a I'm sorry that that doesn't bother you Cridge of the week comes in from John Marlow and it's your body Ray Davido. I never heard of the guy

I love this already. Wait, wait, wait, this is gonna be a radio video clip. Yes I have no idea why I wrote up this video of him and Erie Joan up from last week when he's so quick to delete his videos But it's start to finish one of the cringiest things I've ever seen and this is the crucial moment Wait wait, before he played this is this before she came on MLC and talk after this is that so he's been hanging out of there after Well, I don't know if they're hanging out or not Do you want to explain the backstory between these two because it's the closest the closest race got into touching of a jyna in over a year. I've got it's kind of vague. She was a waitress right, but she's coming to kind of comedy adjacent, and she's kind of dated other comedians or something.

Yeah. And basically the story was because they brought her on MLC to confront her about this. And they would have fought right. But he's too shy around girls. Yeah. And he's like too cheap or something. Didn't he? Like, order to think that they were going to get some discount. And then they didn't get the discount. Dude, Ray came on Yeah, and he's like too cheap or something didn't he like ordered to think that they were gonna get some Discount and then they didn't get the discount dude Ray came on my show and he goes Carl Do you think it's fucked up that I have to buy dinner for my first date with a girl? I'm like no That's how that works. He's like that's that's your ticket Yeah, I'm sorry to get a decent sex waiting. No, I know probably not with you. Yeah, not at all about yeah

But this is the problem too is he probably has so much This is the problem when you don't have sex you go into this slump and if you don't get a slump buster Stance all I'm sorry. I Sneeze you I believe this too and I think this is a problem that's plaguing society is that I think the watching I think great to be those plaguing oh, I'm sorry I think watching pornography probably makes you impotent So I think a lot of guys that are actually single. They don't want to be single But they can't even walk because their mind is all right

So it looks science is anti alcohol and pornography at this I Girl I just my girlfriend I can't I'm like she kills me, so I don't really look at it But I mean occasionally on Instagram you'll see yeah, she has been I'm saying you'll see like a top of screw and I do like I'm gonna say cuz I do like looking And make a girl like looking at playboys. I'm not gonna lie and sure like you can still come to playboy Exactly. Oh, I'm saying oh, I'm gonna break I could like that's a breath Am I wrong like you can look at a playboy? What? What? He's never looked at porn. I know I know that he just said playboy Yeah, playboy hasn't been poured in 20 years Well, that's the best porn. That was the best

I saw playboys a young boy. That was my maturation to demand hood. Sure. I was a very special. My wait that actually happened already Yes, I have a shirt I'm saying good one boss. Thanks for the pornography is really making I think is a society more impotent causing a lot of I would agree with that but I think you go Right back there you go Bridge of lights. He's show that's called a segway snowy Let's see them airy. Oh EG is very funny I get the pun. So this is a super chat that says let's see them airy

That's her first name. Oh, yes But but but then it's right. It's like he wants her to do it like he's not on a live stream of wouldn't get kicked off watch How awkward this guy. Yeah, he's bad around girls He like thinks it's a private call because he like leans back like do it You know, I already told you why raise bad. I'm gonna tell you this about right now He's on anti-depressants, okay, and once again, once again, when you're in comedy, this is why comedy, I have no patience trying to win a more, and we live in a world that has walls.

Who's gonna protect those walls? You, Ray DeVito and your Faggotty Whites, and we don't have time for you to be like, oh, I'm depressed. Everyone laughed, he doesn't belong in comedy, he shouldn't be drinking, and he's on anti-depressants, which prevent you from getting a hard on, so he's awkward around women. Are you that mad at Ray? And to to the clear? I'm not done with right. I'm not done with right

But wait, I know as long as Ray still plans on setting foot New York. I'm not done with right right. Well, how did you and Reagan? It's not important Let's get back to this I want I want to make It sucks the idea that show in Austin last Why is no it's so interesting. No, I love all this Ray and MLC and all this bullshit It's so interesting to me, but I love it too. I it's hard to keep up with it because it's closed These days cholesterol in the comedy world He gets in the way of people that are doing their job. I know but so Bob doesn't like Ray Kevin doesn't like Ray right now

Who was who fucking told I tried to like raise at it? Yeah, because he makes him money being a I love cow is the kids call it make that last month Well, they make more money than they would without him. Yeah, they he makes him money being a law cow is the kids calling. They don't make that last month. Well, they make more money than they would without him. Yeah, they make a little bit. But all right, let's go back to the creepy. All right, let's watch. Thank you. I get the pun.

Because of the why I don't think anything. OK, but I said, you know, you know, you know, it means one thing. A pun is a play on words. OK, a play on a word situation that there's a differential. How do you not get that? It's I do, but it's not a pun. They're not the medical term is not a or I he's class. Yeah, somebody you get I'm sure this is the way it's medically spelled.

They're not like put your name and then that sounds like a Mexican food the way he said it can I get those anaryolus the way he spelled it sounds like it's something that comes with a tortilla you cracking yourself up it's just beginning to. I know what you're saying, but you are just ingust hilarious. How much of confidence can you have talking to a woman that you if you find her attractive? And this why I don't DM with her anymore.

I'm done. I'm done talking to her. Okay. But how much confidence can you have talking to a woman when you're whispering in your mother's fucking house? You don't want to. I mean it. Like you're whispering behind you on your dresser. You mean it like you're with right behind you on your dress. You showed the clip of him last week of him getting called out by his roommate when he's on the road.

He never. It's a week and 12. I'll talk his loud. Because I want to. Yeah, sorry. Go and V.C. Wow. He has to make that.

That sounds like something you would find. Like, he doesn't want to mess with the word. That's something you would find Sounds like some salsa can I get a tortilla with that please It's just jokes these are jokes What I do I do. I have fun. I have fun. Oh, no, because it's something Aselsa. This is why I do people. Yeah, it's not me. I'm a wild man. Yeah, go ahead. You can use that. I want to charge. Don't be hey, hey, fast in your seat belt. Oh, man. All right. I feel so bad. Alex flew here. He had a rough flight. Oh, tell less about we're just like torturing. Yeah, no, this is great, but I just feel bad for Ray too. He's like on the day. That's what everyone does. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no he, you know, he's like, medicating. Good. Which is probably something a lot of people

don't know. Let me tell you, I don't go where you go and fucking say, this is how you talk to Brittany Griner, because you're great at it. Stop justifying people that don't belong in comedy. Be like, I know he sucks. I know he's a burden. I know he gets in the way of people that are on stage. But poor Ray, no, yeah, but if let me tell you something, you know, he's having six hours. Let's say you were on that plane to Dull Dallas and from Dallas and a retard said, can I fly the plane? And you said, this poor retard let him fly my plane.

The stand-up comedy is a much older. How are you going to tell a dumbass? How are the pilots down there? How are the pilots down there? You're going from Dallas to Idlewile. There are paralyzed comedians that are funny. I'm just saying so there's no paralyzed pilot so it's not really a fair comparison No, it is a fair comparison cuz crypt daddy is funny

Yeah, I can't wait to wheel him up to the mic when we're on a show together I'm just saying Ray and is it even really comedian? He's over six hours to do one gig. I mean I would do six minutes That's I mean that's not if I can do this in a sentence to do six minutes Where it was paid $250? I'll do the math That's $2,500 an hour and then tried to throw fucking the people that are paying him money under the bus saying I had to get my own Room so it wasn't worth it when he had a free room because he tries to make people look bad So he can get more fucking S.I.Y. MPAT H.Y. fucking sympathy

Picking of Sympathomical Peace of shit Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show THY fucking sympathy picking of Piece of shit Because that's sir No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Because that's... Sir!

Yes, we are still doing the Patrick Michael Petty Pukewater Petty Seacups with everyone to call them. We are doing the parody song contest. I have two more entries into the song contest for today. The first one is called Patrick Michael Time. This one comes in from Brian Broderick, and this is actually a parody on a song that we played on Who Are These Socials.

It was this white girl rapping, and a very catchy chorus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, it wasn't bad. That was a popular Instagram and take talk. You know you know that song. Yeah That's a fun one. That's a good one. All right. This one comes in from Mr. Magenta who has sent us lots of great songs But this is unbelievable. He's he writes me Carl you won't believe this I reached out to Patty C cups and asked him to record vocals for my song and he said yes I guess it's a fan of my other parody songs So I think this song is gonna have the edge in sounding the most like him. Let's check it out! I blow you, you never need to die there At least you still give me shadows

Got all you know's I'd be broke with a head of youth If Carl ever leaves me, my alchemy would still go on to leave me His fairs would give nothing to me So what good would living do we? Gone on a nose I'd be broke without you Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Pretty good self, Patty. Yeah. Well, Saga. Okay, now I'm about to drop the biggest conspiracy of the episode. Wow. All right, everyone, let me sit down.

Let me sit down, please. Yeah. This involves you. I was talking, hit the name, drop button, above the love sponge, or really not, above one of his producers. He dropped! Above a producer.

Oh, shit. And he really have made it, Joe Bezos. How come I didn't get that when I said, Ray DeVito? He dropped! Thank you. Oh shit and you really have made it so best how come I didn't get that when I said ready to veto Drop thank you and he mentioned I asked him something about the beef with Mike Calta and he said you know Mike Calta Has it is not doing that great because he has a much a cover band gig said he hasn't been going to like he plays bass in a cover band Or something and he just hasn't been going so he's like I don't know if he's health as I go to something and then I listen to the ticket The local radius to show in Dallas, and they have a cover band called Pay Thaft, right?

And then I thought, you know, Carl, you're in a band. What is the deal with the radio good morning guys? And so is this conspiracy true? Cause I feel like there's other radio people that have bands. Anthony had a band. Yeah, Anthony's music. What is that?

I'm not sure, because of the band. Because Bobo can't play music, but he never played a band, but why is it how we're certain it's always playing this guitar for a while there? He's playing guitar on the show. He's not great, but what I, but you know what it is though? You're a tragic deradiol because you like music. Yeah, I guess it makes sense. Yeah, but now everybody's freaking out. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, but it's it. There's all these guys are in bands. It's just always I don't know Especially in the olden days if I may when you couldn't when you had to listen to the radio the whole time to hear like the songs Yeah, so you're listening to all radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and by the way, it's not that I like music I play guitar because I wanted to get laid. Yeah It works And it works

Like music I would have picked up the piano Piano players. Oh get late. Yeah Billy Joel unless you can do like straight up like ballads And you can like rock and you fast fingers. That's a little more attractive That's that's actually it's the fingers. Do you think the guys that do dueling pianos? You ever do one of those bars? Do you think they get late? They probably do. Trump Groats. I said ones in New Orleans, yeah, like the That doesn't count. They're just trying to win on big. This one's going out to you. You know, thank you very much to Babble, babble, babble Yeah All right, Opie did a livestream from Gebhardt Yes, and this is what attracted me to opening the first place when he was podcasting from crowded bars

That were busy and people were talking around him and he was yelling at them and telling them to the TV's off and turn them music off because he's podcasting it's like asshole. This is a bar. He's hanging out here. This is not your show. This is not your studio. What are you doing? Do you clip the similar interaction where we're on this stream where somebody like comes around him and he's like, I'm doing a live stream. Acts like it's all official. Did you see this? Yeah. Did you see me the clip? This is the two-hour one? Is this the two-hour one? Yes, you sent this to me. Yes, I did sent this to you.

Yes, yes, yes. Look, it's looking out, it's here in his whole work. Yeah, I watch it, but I'm saying, did you clip that part? There's a part where OP Axe, like, oh, hi, buddy, it's like I'm doing a live stream. It's like, you're in a bar and a laptop. Shut the fuck up. Yeah.

Let's start with Alec Begins. This is hilarious. All right, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to my My little live stream of Mac Geparts It's so bad right off the bat. It's really it's really loud in here Matt That has pillow machines now First off, he's at Gepards not Geparts. Oh, I don't know why he switches the B with a P and the D with a T

I don't understand why he doesn't understand what this place is a fisherman. That's his vibe Geppers he fucks up all words. It's a thing. I don't know if he's doing it on purpose. This doesn't on purpose He's like, I'm not fucking. He always said, I don't care about the name. Yeah. The Wolfie and Dwarves. Cheers. Oh, we're gonna get to that. Don't you worry.

As I've said, he always brings emphasis to words. He can't just fucking talk. He can't talk normal and Anthony fucking hates it. Well, let's leave Anthony out of it. I also hate him. He's not here. We shouldn't even talk about that. Well, no, I'm defending.

I'm on team OP today. I was hoping we'd have a double-dark, but, card, go on, buddy. He's not that bad, but he's not that good. But I mean, I know, but this is the thing. I was going to, before we even get on with this clip, I was trying to describe it earlier, what OP really wants to be is an IRL streamer.

You probably watched those clips, Carl, where it's like somebody just kind of, like, they're basically homeless people that just fill themselves all day. Andy Dick, yeah, he got something. That's kind of what he wants basically homeless people that just fill themselves all day like Andy Dick. Yeah, he got something that's kind of what he wants because he doesn't want to do any production value. He just wants to be able to turn on the camera. He doesn't want to do any pre-production.

Correct. So like that's like what he is. This tour live stream from Gebhards turned into an episode of his beer show that he does. Yeah, like he'll re-edit this and clip this, but that's why this is just such low quality. You think? Yeah, I know. I'm think? Yeah, I know.

I know what he's like what he's trying to envision. It's impossible to create with this. So he needs to just basically be like one of those. Oh, he needs to take an RV. He doesn't want to show his family, but that's what he needs to do. If he wants to get, because you can tell by watching this, he's addicted to superchets. He's Kevin Brennan's superchets. He mentioned.

So if you really want to get that and not have any talent, it's basically there's a cheat code where you just go live all day and you interact with comments and half the comments are like Nazi stuff and they're having the comments. What have you had on your house? Where everyone was livestreaming for 48 hours. And you called it content house. Yeah, exactly. That was perfect for him. But let's say that you went on Anthony's show before you became full mental and shit all over it. And then someone said to you, Hey, stupid. That's how you would make money. And then he quit doing, uh, then you quit doing your podcast on Spotify. And you only do that. But you get so if I may addicted to super chats that you dare

I say burn every bridge you have. And suddenly you go from having guests that were relevant in comedy because you were writing for SNL in the fucking, you know, Auts and suddenly you have to beg people to do your show and all you're doing is shitting on, let's say, Ray DeVito, because Chad left, you know. This guy's a fucking piyata. Who invited the piyata? Yeah. A legend. A legend.

Do you know how does a legend take that? And OP's now doing shows with corn diff and. Yeah. I know this word yesterday. Yeah, no, it's this morning stream. I was watching a little bit Yeah, and it's like tookies out there with corn diff I only know Cardiff and corn diff really. I mean I've seen the third one. Who's that what's the third? So car B. Dabler has a multiple characters one of his cordiff Which is the actual potato that's on a spring Yeah, and then you have toki which is the muppet guy

Okay, okay, be dabble or who's the Mexican wrestling mask guy who's supposed to be southern Java So these are V tubers cuz it's that's what a V tubers because it's just voice right is that well? He yeah, he has a mask. Yeah, a mask, but you know what I mean? Yeah, you don't see their face you hear there all right. Let's get back to the Clip by the way corn if we all film love because he was the first one. I had him on my show days later He interviewed Chad. Yes, and you're like is this as they say is this a work? Chad another guy that I love until but you're welcome anyway go on I did what I do. Yeah, I'm a thousand dollar patreon and it's sure

You're not a victim of one of his many crimes on this one. Yeah, well those people don't think he's great Yeah, no, he hates everybody I'm not talking about who he hates. I'm talking about who he hates him. Oh, I know people are victims about He was disgusting. Yeah, like when he's stalking people or stealing their credit card. I'm so funny Did I'm telling you he's to get it? Yes, because you know why a credit card theft is a victimless crime They're all gonna get their money back and it's the best content ever when Kevin's like yeah, but she stole 37 Greta guys and he's just like I mean, can't say anything guys you couldn't write that scene. I'm saying I couldn't write that

I would not have with the police report you go online blah blah blah that in 37 pages come out of Criminal record. Well, you of the right comedy reality strange fiction. Chazgit. You can't like you were on the fucking MLC and you go which which I watch like I watch MLC probably sitting on you.

You go on and I'm watching this night stream with chap and you go it's got a 37 page report and Jack goes ten of those are parking violations. That's a 25. Yeah, that's his come back to me. He's got a 30. He's got a 37 page report ten of those pages are parking violations. That's another 25. But that's his comeback. He's got a 30.

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I'm gonna say it again good good Anyway, pick your point. Shut up. It's impossible for him not to be a toxic person because he never had a probably positive influence That helps him deal with his emotions He's so impulsive he has what you'd call like hyperactive ADHD and then you mix that with alcohol so he has A mental issue that he needs to get sober until he does that. He's just gonna be self, you know, inflicting Gunshot wounds. It's gonna be entertaining for me and you. What's odd is you started this sometimes by saying, it isn't his fault.

And then you came to the conclusion that he could fix this himself if he wanted it. If he got totally sober, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's not. Thank you, Dr. Stein. Yeah, I think we all are. Yeah, I know, but I don't think he's interested in doing that. So good.

Yeah, he's so instructive.. So good. He's so destructive. Good. If he got sober for a year, his life would be tough. We're not even doing a chance. Sorry. I know. But I like all of this. We're back on.

I have a lot of opinions on the stuff, and I don't get to talk about it on my show, really. So for me, it's kind of, because once you become an adult, you either give yourself the life you had growing up or the life you wish you had growing up and you do it for your kids And when people say like Chad my kilns up, you know what I say good. No good. I can't help

I can't Don't be in the podcasting world where you subject yourself to all of this because you need attention And then you want attention from being a fuck up go away. We don't want anyone to go to Greenland What's Greenland I endorse a lot of stuff. I don't endorse that. But listen, thank you for not killing yourself, Gino. Thank you for not killing yourself. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're talking about a never been a problem for me.

This is not real. We are referencing right now. We're talking about what's taking place with us. Is this another thing they can get you for on the two? I think it is. Yeah, yeah. I know that. Because I don't care about it. No, I apologize I like it's I learned something new every day that there that this phrase that each country of ours is shutting down I will like Aaron Imold. I'm not on compound media. I can't just say whatever the fuck I want. Oh, you can grow facial hair

You have facial hair. You look nothing like my friend Aaron Imold. I have you two rules. Oh, speaking of facial layers Who's here? You can come in dummy. That's a terms of service. Oh, unless you don't want to be seen. It's a it's a Cecil. Oh, hey, middle of the middle of the sea. So, delicious.

We're in the middle of the podcast. Right now. Feel free to hang out if you want. All right. I didn't know that. Sorry, but I had no idea that was a thing. You didn't know that you shouldn't root for people to kill themselves on YouTube boy I better I better stop YouTube being because there's so many There's so many I'm rooting for you. So if you want to grab cans over here You can hear the clips and shit that we're playing if you want yeah, no no pressure And also if you want you can grab me a high new from the game

If you want to grab the Jameson and come to a shot with us, you can do that too if you want to sit down If you want to sit down, if you want to sit down and relax, you can't. Yeah, that's the one thing you're not allowed to do. So guys, open you to the live stream from Gethards. I'm sorry. I saw this. Are you having a tailgate outside? Get here. This is a guy that is just obsessed and is play kidball. And then I got a few rappers nearby. So if you're just joining the live stream let me know if the you don't have to slam the doors yeah right she's this he's like

gingerly walking passes the sling so hope he's complaining this I was playing pinball next to him he's broadcasting from a bar he's like this fucking asshole little stop playing pinball over here. I want a dick. And he's just playing from a billiard hall. This is where he should do a show. No, a balling alley. Oh my god.

And I think he uses that kind of four-way cross mic, which is actually pretty decent quality, but it's omnidirectional. The zoom recording. Yeah, the zoom recording is so indenture, Mike. So it's gonna, it actually is pretty crystal clear. It's not clipping or anything, but it's hearing, it's omnidirectional. So it's getting the pinball just. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It bears bears. What's up Roberto? How are you brother? Can you hear me?

I need a, have one for me Nick Ummer to stay in. Right on Nick. Can you, can you hear the audio pretty good? Because the pinball machines are bouncing around this little room on the sidewalk. Just got off the boat. Damn, what's up Facebook user? Video is good on you, Sally. Okay, so I don't want to yell

Because if I say stupid stuff, I don't want people You know looking up their beard so what is the idiot saying? So for weirdest so for word is that open to hear that he never used to be like that Now he's just like, you know, I'm kind of making that some myself at the corner of this bar And I should probably be quiet about it. It's impressive right there. I still can't get over Somebody interrupts him and he's just like I'm doing a live stream I mean he does oh no, I know he's a big deal still. He's still a big shot I still can't get over you showed it like you had a clip when you crashed his party down that the trump thing and it goes from his camera to your camera

I he's still using a choppy low grade like he has money and they're not that expensive to get something. You're so phone is better right? I think it doesn't want to try so he can have an exclusive way. That's answers. Yeah. I couldn't have been more with that. Because if he was actually doing a real show in a studio with guests, then you could say, you know what Joe Rogan's better than you at that city. He'd be like, oh shit, you're right. Yeah. But instead, he's like, I don don't even do that man. I've just had a bar hanging out into pit-ball Obviously why do I need to try so hard? I had the greatest radio show for 20 years out But I'm still so important so anything I do should be important to you to yeah, but you even said this the way he reacts to a

Superchat it's I remember when I first got super chats and it was really cool It was very cool a book 99 the ex child like about his eyes line up is like whoa But he's your multi-million are you on three houses? Yeah, what are you getting excited about for a dollar 99 Minus 30 percent well because because this is why he values himself with what he's a book 40 because he doesn't earn I know but because he probably doesn't earn I know because he probably doesn't earn Quick bath or math. He has a low self self for X like I still don't on I understand super chats for like huge shows Like I get it like and we talked about this like you'd show in your mind Well like over a thousand people watching okay, and you can get super you can get super chats from multiple people Like I always I always the example that makes sense to me is Chris because you'll do some cash

You'll bring a lot of different people right and a lot of different fans will come in and be like you girls are great And it's really a nice meeting place to to say it's a weird community Everyone I think I was here has a huge community with that where they do the jack show But they stay live eight hours like seven hours like that's why because people want to be in the chat It's not just a show it's a community I'm glad you brought up Chrissy because it's weird I've been hanging out with a lot of different people over this weekend Everyone here is a fan of Chrissy mayor. Yeah, yeah, incredible. How cool you're what are the chances?

The cool year my my girl Keanu C. Thompson. She has a bone link fence She does the simcast quite often and it's great here on there But when I because I get super chats now to and I like I get 200 people on my stream You know, by the way, it's called grass. I do it every Saturday You stay doing that. It'll be like but I don't like I I do very well with money and I just nice I feel weird getting it but but the way I've the way I've coped with it It's I'm like look I'm not gonna take anyone for our merch page You know for in hot water and give it to all my peeps and that's what I'll do with the money

So I feel like what you know was accusing you of being rich. No, no, no, no, no, no, but what I'm saying is I Justify it mentally because I'll have a point if you're giving me money It makes you feel like you're giving it to all of us. You're giving it to all the people that help me it in hot water But I don't get a lot of the super chat thing like the superchat thing like when you have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a win because I won that one time, right? And so with super chats, once you have a stream where you get a thousand dollars, like one time I got a thousand dollars in super chats, how's that holy shit?

And then you can see with Kevin Brennan. Oh, I see. I'm saying is addicted because he gets... No one told me there was gonna be boasting. I'm saying he gets a thousand dollars on a stream. A day usually. I'm saying that is a dick thing. I stream a day usually. I'm saying that is a Dicting it is I never said it wasn't but but you could get there. You could definitely get I'm not

You're not getting what I'm saying no, I'm just saying it's a dicting of for what no one doesn't think it's a Idiot response and for what you're doing. It's letting you know that it's a positive influence So one thing that Opie on surprise has never done is Because he's probably because he's never in tune with modern anything if he did twitch He would learn there's multiple the twitches Well, you get alerts when you get a follow and that's fun You get an alert when somebody subscribes and that's money and you get bits and that's money too So you're getting different things of responses. He's only doing this. Thank God he doesn't fucking do Twitch. I think his some of his biggest audiences on Facebook apparently when I watch this, he's gonna be interacting with most of the people

on Facebook. So he probably is like 87 people watching on his Facebook page. Over the ages. That has like one million life. I don't know, but I mean it probably does. See, the problem here's 140,000 subscribers on YouTube and he gets maybe 80 people watching. That's a bad ratio Well, and this sucks for Anthony because he's like lost the counts of stuff But when they went open Anthony and the reddit was even those discussing now that reddit that was open Anthony reddit's like the Brendan Shaw bread it, you know pretty much But it just opi wasn't able to like monetize that reddit. Hey, you know, that's what it kind of sucks

And even Anthony a little bit it's like they could have been if it because they were How do you monetize retinate? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, what's the formula for that? I'll be a millionaire tomorrow I can monetize you I think that if he was still relevant on red it there'd be still people in his stream that want to even like hate watch But he does you have hate watches. Oh, no, he definitely has hate watch Still, but he has like a hundred people Why he puts up the comments on his three why wouldn't you like a wings of redemption? Do you ever know wings of redemption is but he's like a legendary Gamer but I do so I'm in 78 at the Paramount they were great. I'm saying he only gets like a

little more than yours, but he's like a legendary guy like he should Unless he's blocked everybody. He should be getting three or four hundred people. Yeah, he doesn't get close He's actually building though. It is building. Well, it's funny because when he watched his podcast, I've talked about this before, but when he watched his podcast, he was number two on Apple Podcasts. And that's back then. And that podcast was important.

But if you get enough downloads in one day or something, I think. Right. Because when he started, it was OP radio. He's off the radio for eight months, and he's back OP radio. Number two. And I've always said this, people, and I think you and I are similar in this, where we built an audience from nothing. We had nobody, and we started doing something and we built an audience.

I reduced mine to nothing, but you built? Yeah, I didn't know that. Fucked up my punchline. Damn it! The thing that OP has done is some impressive had to go from hundreds of thousands of viewers down to 40. That's hard to do. It's hard to piss off 99.8% of your face.

And it me added this whole show, no one's gonna complain. Do you hear that? Do you hear that? No one's gonna, no one's gonna miss. Do you hear that? Just leaving the rate of veto, get them back and act like it was a call.

A thousand times, so. I know. But it's also good. Mine's been really good. But it's also like, wouldn't you say, like you said or he debuted at number two on iTunes He should have just stuck. I guess there's an temptation like everyone else is doing this But if he had just stuck with iTunes, I would imagine he all he would have to do is talk Which is what people loved him for he would have probably stayed really popular and relevant on iTunes

I'm asking right or no, I don't I mean I hope he's not a bad radio guy, but him and Sam couldn't do a show. I mean, he just, he couldn't click with Jim. He doesn't play well with Anthony. Yeah, he's just not. All right. But like that. Let's... I'm not going to get to the clips I thought I was going to get to. I didn't know I had to talk into Bunch here today. Why are you looking at me? You know, like I like that.

I'm kind of teasing Opie, but I'm almost constructively criticizing him, because I feel like he is what him and anything he did is You like this house. I want to get your take on this. There's the question about whether Opie would drink Bud Light or not Let's get let's get political people Opus takes a Always hot so if you don't drink Bud Light because of those reasons, do you still support Bud Weiser and Mickey ultra? Dude, I'll drink a Bud Light. Yeah, Bud Light, I'll drink it around the town. I don't give a crap.

You don't sell light beer. Yeah, that doesn't, isn't a fan of light beer in general, but I personally don't give two crap. I don't care. Who's that? I mean, it's the weakest of all the light beers. I don't know that. Well, no, of course light's pretty shitty. Yeah, I don't drink a good the light beers. I don't know that well no Good point man of course like is

What's it get everybody on the right wing's like boycott boycott? I do like to see Target. I do like to see Bud Light failing But they are the biggest companies but at the same time much longer. I like oh people being Hey spades just made all drink the shit I don't give a fuck we were at the bar last night and all they had was Bud Light and Cors Light. And this is micro brews of ruined everything because I hate them and I forgot. Like, I'm like, I'm, okay, I want a Bud Light because of the principle. So I drink the Cors Light. It's terrible. And then I'm like, I don't know what I, and the bartender goes, what I used to always drink. He's like, he gives me a Vorschsteiner.

I like saying it with a, which is a good old-fashioned Pilsner. Vorschsteiner. Which is a good old fashioned pillor, which is why I drink Bud Light, Mother Light, because they don't make beers that are like pilsners and people. You know what the number one beer in America is though? No, Modello. Nah, it doesn't.

The order price is as worse as I thought it was. That's pretty good. Pretty good. I've reduced my listeners to that. But Modello makes you think that it's like, a Modello especially out. You think you're drinking something special on it. It is a special.

Yeah, that's why you feel like it is. But micro bruised like, what do you feel about the Negro Modello? What's that? That's a delish. It just sits there and waits for the white Modello to do everything. Nothing. This is just with a lion. That's one of the most important things.

I haven't just told you a Negro Modello in ages. The food is so good. Alright, let's watch a clip. And then we'll yell at you some more. Naomi Campbell's the last name grow my yellow eye. Yeah, but you know what it's a special. It's fun. Yeah, we're on location. We're a content house 2.0 wedding addition. Yes, it's fun. I love having Gina and Alex here.

I knew this is how this would go. Can't get a pause in it. I knew it. I was like, why don't you talk today? So that's good. It's too feel bad. But it's too long. But the latest installment of Open Anthony, the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, I got Jason. He's up there in Indiana. I'm trying to talk way less about the Open Anthony drama for real.

All right. So what OP is doing now? How did he hashtag this video? He's been talking about the Open Anthony drama for 18 months straight. Like every week, there's a new about the OP&E Anthony drama for 18 months straight like every week There's a new video about how Anthony sucks But I what he's doing is he's putting out on his podcast stream all these old open Anthony clips And so he's like check out my podcast stream and you can hear open Anthony's like I'm trying not to talk about that

He's like he can't have it both ways. He's pretends he wants to this himself But the same thing is like I'm hoping for a movie that I remember that remember when I people like me and it was good. That's why I'm important Yeah, is it this stream where he talks about in the future how opinion he's gonna be redone. Yeah, it's actually coming up right That said I got I don't know like 10 or 20 hours of material So Jason's been putting them together. It's a little podcast episodes and the third installment He did he put it together so well. And on there, I talk about how open Anthony will be back. Oh, in AI form. The AI is getting so crazy. It's going to be all Jimmy and Anthony.

Exactly. I know. It's going to be good Jimmy and Anthony. Exactly. But, hey, I know, who's going to get parts for it. Have you guys known for this? No, I'm not. Any Rogan podcast or AI? Yeah, I was tempted to play that. I didn't think it was very good though. They don't, neither of them sound like them. I mean, it sounds a little modulated,

but it's like, that's, I don't know, there's that kind of close. But, but that, it doesn't need to be very good. Yeah. Because if you're going to use AI for nefarious reasons and you want fucking, you know, to get Rogan to say shit that if you know Joe Rogan and you said it, you listen to your like, that's not Joe Rogan. But dumb people, once you get Joe Rogan to say, thank God for Joe Biden and thank God for,

you know, doctor, all these people that I can't say because. Yeah, all this stuff. All right. Talking about dumb people. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Then people will be like, wow, even Joe Rogan is coming around. Whereas Bill Marr is literally the actual one is coming around and shitting on the left now.

But you don't need that. You need AI to be just good enough to fool the people that you need to fool that aren't familiar with these guys. The craziest part of the show is that he can't end it because he's getting super chats. Yeah. You think he'll getting super chats. Yeah. Hey, you think he knows? He knows.

I'm not sure. I thought he could finally go. I won 49. I'm still another one. As long as we get super chats, I'm staying on 49. Cheers. $1.49. He can't end the show because he got $1.49.

Oh, super chat. I didn't even know. He can because he got $1.49 I didn't even they can scroll it to one for that's embarrassing do the math do the math that's embarrassing about about it That's that's a fuck 50 less 30% he lost 45 he got a dollar five on that I have a quick question I'm fucking a nickel. I don't I don't know a lot about super chats in YouTube But I know that on Twitch you don't get a lot about super chats in YouTube, but I know that on Twitch, you don't get certain alerts unless you send 500 or so, you can roll the scale on how it's shown. This idiot, you can monetize that better, you don't get to have your thing read

unless you spend $5 or more. That's reddit, breaddit doesn't leave it in five. I mean, I don't watch his show, but I'm told breaddit, you watch his show top in five. I mean, I don't watch his show, but I'm told bread and you watch his show. I do, I do, I call it. He didn't do it, I was making a total. I called Keanu, I'm like, I'm not watching the show, but did Jesus,

I saw it, I'm watching it. I'm not watching it either, baby. Oh my God, yeah. So basically, this show goes on for 30 extra minutes because people just keep giving them $1,000 a time. And they know what they're doing? Of course, stop it. He's always like, Oh, I can't stop it now. Yeah.

Another dollar. And then OPC's is OBE the way you act in front of your buddy. He's been so nice to you. Like, what? Oh, I can't stop. 149. It's like, do you should be like, Oh, 149. Let's get this thing out of here. Yeah. Go up there. I'm just saying that's the, the cool would have been like, Oh, 149. So let's end the stream. And then you might get it You know you got to have a little reverse psychology open those shits. All right guys. We got to play a game on the show I play a game every episode. It's called the catch an alien right if you haven't played this game before

This is how it works. There's this guy named Tommy. He holds the show called MSCS media. We're pretty sure he's from outer space Stop it. He doesn't understand basic concepts of humanity. And he says some really dumb shit. Anyways, we've beat that he thinks we're from Outer Space. No, no, I think he's from Outer Space. Oh, yeah, Tommy. This is Tommy. Yeah. And he's gonna do somebody else. Yes, I love Tommy. And he's legendary. So part of it. Carter puts together a show called the Ketchan Alien. And what we're gonna see, what we're gonna do is we're gonna watch Tommy have a conversation. He's gonna pause it. Then we have to figure out what he's gonna say next. We're gonna get multiple choice all right

So pay attention and I suck it games, but I'll get it. Can I Walked right into that the Anthony sending opia super chat. Oh, I looked for it. Yeah, I couldn't find it It was a three and a half hour long. Oh my god Anthony sent OPA 20 I think it was $20. He sent him a super chat to promote the Austin, Texas show last night Let's hold it again. So Anthony sent OPA a $20 super chat yesterday to promote the thing to make him have to read it I know I'm sure it did 20 bucks to Opie. Yeah, but you don't have to read it. You get it either way It's exciting. I should send him a 20 lower super chat every he sends it. He does everyone. They don't know he's read it you get it either way. He sends a he does everyone they don't always read it let's say that you were banned in I don't know MLC chat and you were telling people to send chats for you and then mowing them $20 dollars to fucking do it and then you realize they take

the money and don't read the super hypothetically you know you don't think you do a patreon I mean I don't know anything and OPC they would never do it if they did like a once a week Patreon paywall live streamer you super chat it But then put it by the paywall like Kevin that show you get over a thousand dollars two thousand dollars without a doubt like easy I don't know why they wouldn't do it easily get that that Remodeling the room that's the problem Anthony has been their open arms and Opie is so they wouldn't get to do it that much No, you don't think they can do them that much? They don't need a thousand dollars

for a fucking episode of us. You wouldn't even do an hour. You wouldn't even agree to do an hour with Anthony. So let's do this again tomorrow, buddy. I agree. Who wants to come back to Rochester with me tomorrow? We'll do this at the car. There's still a lot of zero up there.

No, it actually gets nice at Rochester. After listeners just scream, don't do it with him ever again, Carl. But it's okay. Oh, I'll be reading that right at this week. Don't worry. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play?

Yes. To catch an alien? Yes. They just put it in like 50 million in a, so there was a chicken plant. Just ready to chicken plant just to make a chicken plant It got the flu like one bird got the flu. They shot 50 million mandated like about three or four months ago That every chicken plant in Seattle also like Washington got shot all the birds have to get shot with the mRNA And the guy who made the fucking thing is saying don't take it if you do take it

You're gonna die. There's a very good chance you're gonna die. And then they're playing the car with Jamie Foxx like he had. Oh, and over does now. No. Oh, you know, that's a friend of mine. He's winning this fight. That nothing. Did you notice the time we just said there's a very good chance you're gonna die if you take the vaccine. I'm gonna go on. How is he still on your team. I'm gonna go on this guy's podcast and you have to watch Dude, I'll get on this if you go on this guy's show My air and I'll get on this show's guys. Oh my god, and by the way, that's a whole episode Yeah, I didn't even agree with that because that's the stuff the left will see isn't be like see how crazy the right is with that That's so how he's an idiot. Yeah, he's an alien

How crazy the right is with that that's how he's an idiot. Yeah, he's an alien Tommy show and go nuts Yeah, people are still getting this shit. Yeah, 100% and I think that's I don't think I know that that's what happened with Jamie Now they might say stroke he might believe Well, remember it went from stroke to break down back to not the breakdowns what I was saying information on Jamie Foxx like I mean a lot of us kind of can put two to two together I think I'm screwed. I think you're right. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed.

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I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm screwed. I think I'm not interrupting. Am I interrupting? I'm not. Am I interrupting? I'm not. Tell them I'm not interrupting. I'm not interrupting. I didn't get reacting to the clips because I want to talk over it because I'm impulsive. Sorry. Go ahead. What's crazy is that you host a show, I think.

Someone told me that. Couldn't really. You host a show. I host a show. So it gets a little bit convoluted here sometimes. Yeah. Carl and Charles. Thank you.

But you think still people are getting, like, people are still getting this shit. Yeah. 100%. And I think that's, I don't think I know that that's what happened with Jamie. But you think still people are getting like yeah people are still getting this shit. Yeah, 100% And I think that's I I don't think I know that that's what happened with Jamie now. They might say stroke He might believe that stroke. I yeah, well remember it went from stroke to mental breakdown back to mental breakdown To whatever they're saying now Did make a stopover between mental breakdown? She was...

So we're playing a game, Gito. Did you tell him not to talk over it? And then I started yapping like a jackass shot. I don't fuck. I can't fucking you gave me whiskey. I just checked kicked out of my pediatricians practice. Good. She was like, I need a urine sample from your son.

I said, why? He's electrolytes. I was like, he'll drink a giga-rate. Thanks, we're good. You need this vaccine and this vaccine before next year. I'll check out the practice. son. He said, why? He's electrolytes. I was like, he'll drink a giga grade. Thanks, we're good. Oh, you need this vaccine and this vaccine before next year. Elsterecchic, out of the package, I go, oh, come on. Now, this one, I can be getting this.

They want to get urine sample. Building insurance, make the money, add to your... Oh, more of this stuff. Oh, wow. Like, I think as a parent, like some... Let's see your parents for listening that are like, no, I'm going to trust my doctor. I think you should be an advocate for your own health care

and your children's health care. Ask the questions. Find out. Oh, I went in with, I have a two and a half year old daughter. I went in and they were like, she needs this facts. No, no she doesn't, no she doesn't. No, no, no, no I don't want to. That's a real. Yeah, yes. He has these ads that come in mid sentence. And they're not even real ads.

Because he's not sponsored by monster. He's definitely not. Because he will give you a lot of that. And then you go to that you are out. It doesn't exist. DG water's on by like Coca-Cola or something. I know. There's no fucking way.

I know. But it looked like he accidentally hit a button and it like started playing. Yeah. This is all but it looks like he accidentally like hit a button and it like started playing Zal this is all hilarious. Please. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think about? I like headshots on them. I'm sorry on the screen. Look how awkward. I know this is the log. I'll stop and then I like it. I have to make two things and they'll shut up. That's the worst neon sign ever. Tommy You can't even read it. It's in blah blah. It looks like like this. It's not great. You can't even just scribbled. And then he has a monitor,

but he has just like her awkward head shots up there with their family. Oh, yeah, you're a dog. I'm not seeing her husband. And I mean, it's just like, he just bites her Instagram. Yeah, that's an out. Exactly right.

Yeah. What do you think about preschool? All right. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, is it real? B, is it fougaisy? Next, is it safe?

Four, is it two woke? Oh, lastly, is it garbage to catch an alien? All right, those are our choices. Is it real? Is it Fugazzy? Is it safe? Is it two woke? Is it garbage? I always go first. I'm going to say, is it two-woked? I mean, it seemed like

the obvious answer. Yeah, it does. So, it is the obvious answer. Missy B, what's it you? I think he's gonna do, is it real? Is it real? Because he's just so out there with his answers. Like, is he crazy?

He does, isn't crazy as shit. Gina, I was gonna say what you said for all those reasons, but now I'm gonna say Fugazie one, just to keep it going, but two just because I think he's like he's got this car in jail. Yeah, he thinks his chick is like, you know, he wants he wants to agree whatever she's gonna say. So he's like, it's for gazing and then you know, so I agree that he's gonna be extra Italian and say Fugaisi. All right, you're not welcome at my out tune of Pizzeria because Gina said that. I think he's gonna just have kind of just the low I'd you to garbage, you know, which I say a lot, but that's kind of the default is it garbage? All right, so we got a

Fugazi a two woke. What did you say real real? All right, so we got almost all of them. So safe is the only we don't have I hope it's safe. I'd hear about that get up on stairs one. I have one. I can give you yeah. Yeah, please. Yeah. Yeah What do you think about preschool? What is that safe at the moon? Fuck Our children to be in an environment with other But like But like they want to go like they're brazen 18 months. It's really started. They're like a sponge This really brings up the whole thing

That is doing their art show. They're not our children Don't bring up and and I say this all this is not a bully. This is it But this is who are these pot then let me bring up my country Jesus Country Then let me bring up my Let me say what I always say the word parent people don't realize the word parent is also a verb and anyone that believes that ad that's going around now Are like oh I had a kid so now let's let the whole country The soapbox over here Fuck put that so you know how to stop me? Look at this. What's that, James?

And you want me to drink you in a state of a preschool? I started my son as soon as I could get him out of the house. Three, three, four, three, four. Yeah. But which part of what area are you in now? Okay. Well, there's I don't want like some person being like, Hey, do you want to play with like a he-man or something? Well, we'll talk offline about like some places that I like schools and I can tell you some details that will help you because I don't want people to like our- This is the part that's left now, no.

Because look, they're just purposely. We have a lot of arm guards at mine, so. That might kind of play. There you go. What? It's just kind of like going off the mark. I tell you, Carl, he has guns. That's all for this time.

I'll come back next time to find out if your preschool is heavily armed enough to crack an alien. Tommy's a man. I brought you by subreddit surfing Wednesday's at 8 on YouTube. Subscribe today. Hi, Cardiff. Thanks, Cardiff. Hi, Cardiff's lawyer.

Hi, Cardiff's lawyer. Never enough, funny. I agree. I agree with that. I think Stan's license on the key. Hi, Keanu's lawyer. I think he yelled that touring my show this week. Do you guys know that so we have review girls on our show? Nope. That read our reviews. We have a virtual review girl now. AI. I heard about this last night over a couple idea. Check this out. W-A-T-P.

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Do you get out of Rochester much? Sheesh. I have one review for you today. It's from John Him on June 1st. It is titled Carl Jr. Hamburger. A club footer and a lift-smacking trucker. This show would be better with more producer Chris. Avoid if you were woke.

Three. Two. So I have to guess how many stars that is. I would say it's a five star view. Sounds like a five star Sorry. Be my guess. One, that is a three star review. Oh, keep the song Perry's. What the fuck? Who actually comes in between? It's either one or five. A three star review does nothing for anyone.

It's a waste of time. Kissing your sister. Your step sister through a screen door. I don't know. Three can be powerful. Here we go. It's good for furniture reviews. A lot of a lot of us most of us fit in that average, you know, and so of life, it's relatable. I might go to the place. Yeah, they have a low grade. They might get San Monella. You might get ill, but no one wants the food's cheap. Right. The employees are on fentanyl and they want to get any to get high and they make it. All right. You're making some good points. They have an element. Elparity is coming. Maybe we're gonna get some good points. Damn it. Oh, parodies coming. I'd have heard some amusing potential names.

Oh, yeah, we got to name the virtual review girl. People want it to be Carly. Other people want it to be Magic Mine, which is our sponsor, of course, magicmind.co slash WTB. Magic Mine. Is that the drink? Is that the, it is you? I want to share it.

I got one in the fridge by room over here I went to school James. How about it? Really? Yes, we have must have discussed my friends have it If you go there, I know he fucking knows everyone I got to have this kind of James we can see a producer of the bubble show. I need Oh this guy and James and Sharers a big time guy what do you call their Wattie P And why would I do that? Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P-O-W-A-T-P-O-W-A-P. I get it. You just remember what show you're on.

Yeah, thank you. Two hours. Where are my pants? All right. I want to thank you, Alex Stain for coming on the show today. Prime time, Alex Stain. We're coming. Where can people find you?

Where do you have people to look for you go to my YouTube prime time without Stein to go sub it please and I make fun of Carl on I love Carl You have two YouTube's these days and I'm the Alex Stein one. Yes. Yes. Yes, though G1 But go follow it. Go watch my show in the blaze, please your show is live Tuesday through Thursday. Yes 7 p.m. East 7 p. PM Eastern, that is correct for one hour. We go insane for you, can we? It's crazy. I was just out there showing a lot of.

We gotta strike those. We got a little suspension on YouTube. It's just so annoying. What is this strike for? We're going to ask for the bring the crowd. Tell them people to kill themselves? Bring a grinder thing. I see you.

You know. I said good. It's a gift to show. Sorry, oh my God. Let's talk about this real quick. Let's talk about the Brittany Griner incident. So you fought, you saw her in the airport randomly, right? Yeah, and then I was like, look at this. And you want to go up and talk to her and you wanted to ask her if it was a fair trade for the

merchant of death. Yes, but I should have asked her. I just wouldn't ask her some simple questions. Was it a fair trade? And then I also asked her if she had to have sex with Vladimir Putin to get released from Russia because that was a rumor on some Reddit threads and some stuff, discord that I don't. Who would be the bottom of that scenario? Well, that's up for you to debate, but I wouldn't talk about the subject too much because I got a strike for it. So let's just say that she was not a sex slave of Vladimir Putin.

That was a very good joke, very funny joke that I made, but an inaccurate statement. So if this is the WWE little game. It's just fucked up, Alex excited by favorite version of Ellis. I don't want to say that. And Steve Stulling. Maybe I should have said that. Maybe that was the lockbrake. Because I did not break any crimes.

But I want those ladies to know that you're welcome for the charter flights and the upgrade and just your whole entire lifestyle and travel accommodations. So you're welcome. Jeet of a Scotte, if you could find you on in the hot water on compound media, come up. Once a week I have carcola in find you on in the hot water on compound media. Once a week, I have car call in and I yell at them because we're fun.

Oh, I was out of show just for him to berate me and tell me that. Stop it. Love Carl, which we created last night for a minute. That was a fun time, dude. This is good. I will say this. I mean, and I do a stream once a week, usually Saturdays at like one just for just for the super chats, but it is.

It's called grat-cats And I act like I'm actually grateful for stuff because five days a week on in hot water I just let the randomness go But I have a review of your show on my board. I'd love to hear it fucking thing She's Bill Riley's not a fan See what he promoting these days I mean, you know I play a lot of games on Twitch and sometimes I'm playing with Louis J. Gomez sometimes.

Never bring in the man to a dog. Jura! Alright. I do Jura! Jura! I'm right, right. Yeah, it's Missy Be Good. I'm there pretty often now that I finally have a studio in South Carolina. So doing all that so

People should definitely check that out. I'm gonna hit we're not gonna do voicemails today It's a weird kind of show, but I'm gonna hit in that news. Why do you say that? Why do you say it's weird? It's been a great show. It's for the great show. I mean different. I should say different Different the word that I should use. It's a bunch of we're not gonna go through boys Smails and the things that we normally do. It's a little ADHD. Yeah, we all suffer. We are all vaccinated children. That's true Yeah, I know time we talk about how you won't get any vaccines. Here's a thing guys. I love it guys know this but vaccine are good I agree I'm really glad I don't have polio no mmMR measles my body Yes, I don't cause autism

Cossation they they've widened the net they literally say correlation is not mean causation. They are lying Did you marry Jim carry what's going on over here? Doesn't matter the stats are okay? The facts are the facts are all right schedule of vaccines. I would vote for our paper present all right moving on Let's let's figure out what's going on with the news and then we'll see you next time everybody. From you to me, it's Ricky Sammy, right? Carl is cursed. Now that Stuttering John is rolling in substitute teacher money, he has plenty of dough to spend on gypsy curses. Adrian M. Carl's building a pool with Chad's tears.

Brian Venuchucci asks, have you put up the wood paneling in the new home yet? Yo T. Whirl, racing down the highway, screaming out of your window at imaginary goblins? Carl, buddy, welcome to Florida. You're in pale, you're in. Joe got a YouTube proclaims. The Brown album is so underrated. Mr. Chevrolet, why does blind Mike have a framed picture of Hitler? I mean, we all do, but not so proudly displayed. Faelic Dallow Pines, Opie was great when co-hosting with talking food. That should be his permanent show.

In certain name here, the Greg Shels have been stomped on. GDT, Opie says no one will ever have a career like his. Correct, radio is dead. YouTube and Patreon is killing it though, and those listeners are loyal people, not people that just mindlessly turn on the radio. One could argue that you guys are more successful. Surge. Opie's never gonna get it.

He's as bad as Eric the Midget when it comes to self-awareness. Reg Bar wonders. If Opie is fine with streaming to 20 people on Facebook, why can't he be happy for anyone else streaming to several hundred viewers? Sure thing Greg, keep thinking it's the 90s and the economy is booming. Wasa Beasta notes, one thing you can't say about OP, he is not trying too hard. Ronald Gardner inquires, why does he do this TV wonder head movements? From Reddit, no TP points out, bold strategy, to go from a caller who missed out on VIP tickets

due to ensuring he could pay rent, to complaining about your second home, which is a new build, hashtag Pray for Hamburger, Jew Mommy Happy, I think Mike is shit on his own show, and his sidekick isn't sufferable. But he's a great co-host. Carl Mike and bass player Chris is a third-porge mix of witty and mongaloid. From Facebook, Mike Brack Bracway Posts. I missed the Tony Michaels and gave Sanchezera. What a time to be alive while peeling back that onion.

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