Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep422 - Rude Tales of Magic

Episode Date: June 25, 2023

I know we haven't had a lot of luck with improv comedians on podcasts over the years but maybe we're due. This week we check in on more adults doing voices and playing some type of game that involves important quests, magic, and banal banter. Christian Bladt traveled all the way from LA to join us in studio and provide a few examples of where jokes maybe missed the mark a little. Then we have Ray DeVito continuing his Cringe of the Week streak. Let's have some fun, what's comedian Sarah Silverman talking about? Ugh. Okay, let's do something more light-hearted, song parodies and Patty Pukewater is excited he's been photoshopped next to Stuttering John. Wow!! We also catch an alien and Maribeth wears a bikini! https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 - http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ruben is a cousin who is welcome to another episode of who are Podcast. The only show that sometimes brings the studio to the podcasters and sometimes brings the podcasters to the studio. I'm your host, Carl Whippie, today. He normally lives in L.A. but decided to visit a first world country from the black cast. It's Christian Blatt. Hey, how's it going, Carl? Producer Chris, this is so exciting. To be here in Rochester, it's not nearly as bad as Chad Zumak led me to believe it was.

I think he must have accidentally visited Syracuse or Courtland or somewhere. Yes. Yes, he was thinking of Watertown. Right. He's got his confused. I was just like, this is so nice. I knew it was Carl's house because there was a big flag out front that said, kumi a country and I'm like, I'm sure.

I'm where I belong. That's true. Yeah. Please go to whoarethese.com. Get our email address, voice mail number, link to our subreddit, link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel,

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And you could just say Vinnie. Yeah, if you do what I was talking about, you went to lunch with Vinnie in there and you could just say Vinnie. Yeah, if you knew what I was talking about, you went to lunch with Vinnie today. I did. I went to a very fine eating establishment. When you walk in, is the owner go, yes. Well, he'll be a match. We are going to be shocked to hear this,

but he was already seated when I got there. And he seemed to know the waitress really well. She's probably like in her early 70s and he was he was flirting up a storm. I think Vinnie was in his element. Yeah, it was that was picturing the owner like tuffling his daughter, Terry, you can go to college. He's all excited. He did order something called the tower, which was supposed to be a tower of French toast, but it was only three pieces in actuality. Well, that's when you walked in. It wasn't tough. It was twin towers.

Which surprisingly, the rest are not offensive. No, other places in New York state, that's still fun. We're not here. It's not here. It's all fun. We're going to do another bonus easy for you to say next week too. Yes.

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You never know who it's going to be. So please give us the reviews and help with the algorithm and all that kind of stuff. Who knows? El Gervatham. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Rude Tales of Magic. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get it started. Typically, what I do is I go through the names of the hosts.

I don't even know if that matters. Let me just read the description here. It says, in this improvised narrative role-playing come and join artists writers and comedians from adult swim Cartoon Network Comedy Central Marvel comics and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap at exceedingly rude Fantasy wasteland of Cordelia now I want to point something out adult swim cartoon network comedy central Marvel comics and more and more Yeah, do you think the end more is like even better stuff? Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm a leader. I definitely left off, you And more. Yeah. Do you think the end more is like even better stuff? Yeah. Yeah. That will be right.

I definitely left off, you know, HBO. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. They're Netflix special. We don't want to brag. And by the way, I think adult swim, Marvel comics, they're just things that they're all fans of.

You know, they're, they enjoy those. I was wondering about that too. Like, does one person do accounting for adult swim or something? What does that mean that they're from adult swim? I would know these people. I don't think that I do but it says that Branson Reese and his gestures retinue. I mean retinue is like a like a crew like a group Okay, yeah, there's a lot of words that you know

Yeah, Branson is the the guy who runs it and unfortunately he features very heavily into the episode I chose so God, I was almost about to read the list of people. I just reminded myself that I don't need to. Christian, let's start with you, my friend. Well, where did you pick up on from this show? Well, the episode I listened to, which as we're recording is the newest one. They do it every two weeks because it's so much work, they can't possibly do it every week.

So the episode starts off with a three and a half minute commercial. Yes. I've only taken a snippet of that, but clearly they know their audience. They know who likes this show. If you can play my clip one. Hi. Hi. We heard you talking about how disgusting your bed sheets are.

Did you know that traditional bed sheets can harbor more bacteria than a toilet seat? And I saw that you were in the bathroom and there for a long time, so you know what I'm talking about. I can lead to acne allergies and stuffy noses. It's just rubs. So clearly they know that the people who listen to the show can't wipe their own asses.

Right. And they're just, they have acne. Yeah, there's feces everywhere through the house. They're mouth-breathing, they're covered in acne. And I was like, all right, I think I know what we're in for here. Hold on, though, real quick. Yeah.

Because I also heard that. Okay. And they said, more bacteria than a toilet seat. Yeah. Which I hear all the time. Yes. There was that thing Dr. Steve did for the Howard Stern show where they tried to figure out who the messiest staffer was

and they tested all their workstations and you know, Richard Christie, dirtier than a toilet seat. toilet seat supposed to be the cleanest things in the world. I think I want to start eating up a toilet seat. He's just like, let's got more bacteria. Your toothbrush has more bacteria than a toilet seat. I'm just like, let's go more back to your toothbrush. It's more bacteria than toilet seat. I'm like, this toilet seat sounds good, I can barely say that. Yeah. You don't have to

eat like, what's so bad about a toilet seat? Apparently, it's something. So my second clip was actually the tease that you played last week. So people have already heard it, but as Trucker Andy pointed out, the narrator who bookends the show does sound like a Kevin Brennan character, but it really sets the tone. So you get the sense for how annoyed you're going to be, how bad the improvisational skills are and just how not funny the show is about to be so clipped to. Get ready to leave your sides alone. They'll be fine. Well, well, well, look who it is. I haven't seen you around these parts in Nion a fortnight.

That's right, it's been an entire fortnight since you've listened to root-tails of magic. And I've just been here in the graveyard. Luckily, I don't need food or water. And it's fine that the crows pick my rotting eyeballs. It's called a Lord Dump. You like that? That's now you know about me, the Grave Freaker. But that's not what you're here for.

You're here to hear the story of who tales of magic. So no one on the show has ever heard the concept of take two. You want to go again? Yeah. Maybe say it a little faster. Just stumbled a couple times there. We can just hit that one again.

Or there's one I have later where a guy literally coughs in the middle of a word. And it's like, all right, either you record it again or you could edit it. But yeah, it kind of looks like you know what it's coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I have to back up real quick. Please.

Because this commercial for those sheets Yes, what I for three and a half minutes. It sure did Yeah, there's another thing I need to point out about this ad copy and I don't know if they're improvising as I'm sure some of it is bullet points Yeah, I was doing yeah, here's the thing they use silver infused fabrics Originally inspired by NASA Silver inspired by NASA. What the fuck does that mean? I understand a true story is inspired. Hey, the script we wrote is inspired by a true story.

Okay, so it's a bunch of bullshit. But what is inspired by NASA? I mean, like NASA used metal to go to space. Yeah, so it's, you know, they saw something metal and they spray painted the sheets of similar color, you know. That's what I'm wondering. The word inspired by NASA, yes. To me, and so I looked up these sheets on Amazon,

and wow, do they have a lot of what sort of reviews? I have a lot of. People do not like these sheets. Apparently they suck. What happens if you use the promo code Zumba. Do you think you'd save any money on them? Yeah, I think I was shitting them. That's impressive that people hate them that much.

How bad could sheets be? Dude, and I was shit. No, that's impressive that people hate them that much. How bad could she'd be? Dude, and I was reading the reviews too, because apparently these sheets are supposed to do everything for you. They make you cool if you're hot, they make you hot, if you're cool, they moisture, wickening, all these different things that they say.

So it's like curling into a big DLT. You get right in there. Yup, pull it up. There's the cool side to hot side. It's that hot. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's a very trendy reference for people that are born in the 90s.

But that's all right. Anytime I can mention it. Yeah, so apparently these sheets do none of those things. Oh, great. They scrunch up and then the one woman was like, my husband tends to get very greasy and bad and when I watch these sheets, we couldn't get to grease. Oh, my God, that's not really the sheets. But I'll,'ll sell them to them. Yeah, that's fine. I like that. It's a good

anecdote nonetheless. All right, Christian, I'm back. You have the only fans. So clip number three gives us the recap. It sets up the episode. And clearly, as they go through it, they have to recap story points that were probably hilarious when they named some of these things in earlier episodes. So Clip 3 will help set the tone for this world that we're going to spend some time in. Welcome back to Roo Tails of Magic. What a long, strange trip it is.

Our heroes have left the town of Manasa's Virginia in their rear view and have continued off through the James Woods on their way to the teenage woods home of the Soaking Valley and the site of their old college Polaris University now known as the forbidden zone up to speed you better be the episode is flying forward. So I know how producer Chris feels about these D&D and role playing podcasts. So as I heard that clip, I was wondering if Carl and I were to say, you know, Chris, we'll just stop right now.

We won't play any more clips, but we slid a check across. And you'd have to write a check to Carl and I would split at 50-50, of course. How many zeros would you be willing to put on that? I'm not taking a course. I feel like it's at least three zeros. Maybe six. Maybe six.

My OCD only allows me to write nine zeroes. And the pressure goes like, boy, here you go guys. That checking order. So they went to the James Woods. Yes, of course. Which, you know, you got to love that. The teenage ones. I get it.

But the teenage ones, I would have got with morning woods. Just saying, the opportunity missed. There are females in the podcast, so maybe they felt like they don't like that. Well, I think that it's more that the gentleman would assume like, oh, no, no, the ladies don't want to hear me say more. It's a bridge too far, I get it. So for clip number four, I'm just kind of wondering, you know, you guys have actually done a number of these improv shows over the years, these role playing shows.

I don't know what you think the worst part, but for me, it's always when they crack themselves up. And if it's even modestly amusing, you can see it, but usually they'll crack themselves up. It's something that's so incredibly unfunny. You're like, how are four people laughing at this? And I don't know, maybe it's somebody throws up, then you have to throw up and then everybody's throwing up.

But clip four is a perfect example of, well, basically everybody throwing up. I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. Ah, that's probably because I didn't give it to you. My name is the friend man. Hey friend man, I'm Billo. Billo, yeah. I'm sorry, just,

friends and died. Bellow, yeah Friends died I saw his eyes like Go for his entire his people took over his eyes. Bellow in all my years No travelers have ever been so friendly as to ask me my name But you were the first you asked me my name and my name is the friend man And that's why it's so funny that everyone's laughing because I don't think it's funny Well the friend man that was when I was aware that this was improv yeah, that was what I was like Oh, it's in prop because the guy said my name is friend man and then they all started Cracking up because I guess he has to let everyone know that he's a helpful character. Yes, so it was very important that

cracking up because I guess he has to let everyone know that he's a helpful character. Yes. So it was very important that he explained that to everyone. Yeah, I think that it was very indicative. And don't worry. Why would they leave that in though with all of them breaking like that? Well, that was what I was thinking earlier. They could have added that up. There's obviously it out of the job.

It's very easily edited. And make sure that Eddard doesn't go and take out anything to make these clips sound better. Because as I was listening, I was like, oh, it'd be so easy to just make it sound better, but that's not the point. No, that's not the point. So right around there, there's a part where the woman on here needs to set the scene. Yes, there's some stage direction going on.

I don't think it's the way that you do it. Welcome back to rude tales of magic. None of our heroes are flies anymore. They're all normal sized. If you consider Sasquatch's normal sized, I do, I'm tall. But even if I wasn't, I'm open-minded. It's been one single day. Our heroes greet the dawn in a beautiful hot spring

fountain far off of the beaten path. The morning light reflects gently off of the morning due, lighting all of you softly, beautifully. Well, we look great. You look really, you look really stately, you know? So this woman's style of improv is both on funny and generic. Yes. Christian, you know, that shirt, that shirt that you're wearing, you know?

Yeah. That shirt, Christian. It's blue. Yeah, yeah. And seed. I'm sorry, I seed. I'm sorry I said that I'm wrong though because here's the one I wanted to play the weird stage direction coming from this woman Albee is like shrugging at Cordelia who's like waiting for them to bring a picture back

She's like she's shrugging at Cordelia. She's like shrugging. It's like half a shrug You know, it's like you put one arm up. It looks like you're having a you're convincing. I mean stage rushes You have more confidence. Right? Is you telling the character what they're doing? Why they're doing it? Need some motivation here. Why am I like shrugging? Explain this to me. Uh, I'm glad you picked some clips that highlight the, the females and the retinue, as they used earlier. And, you know, I look, I don't, I don't want to get all, uh, Dick Masterson here, but the girls are so

painfully on funny on the show. I think they might be some of the least funny people I've ever heard talk. And my clip number seven, they got to get it. Did you say you had lunch with Vinnie Paulino today? I did. Yeah, I did. He might have rubbed off a little bit. I didn't say how long we lingered in the parking lot afterwards, but my clip number

seven shows how some of the non-contributions of the female members of the cast. There's no charge here. Oh, I'm happy to just provide beer for you. And that's why my business is failing.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that, but it's not the only reason. Oh, did what's the only reason. Oh, dude. What's the other reason? Well, if you look, I'll be a little bit sorry. I'll be a little bit sorry. I'll be a little bit sorry.

Oh, a bellow like realizes what he's done, and this way. Oh, I understand. You don't want to know any. No, no, no. No, I want to hear it. You're sending non-verbal signals to each other. Bellow?

OK. Bellow puts a gold on the bar. Oh, a single gold piece I was single gold piece. A single gold piece. As payment for the beer? As a dip. Thank you so much. For good service. I accept. Okay. And I encourage you all to feel free to do the stuff you want to do here in this tower. There's four times. There's four times. Oh, there's another one. There's four times in that clip where I'm like, oh, I probably should have cut it here.

And I'm like, oh, no, wait, there's the long pause. And then she says something that's not helpful. Okay, that's why I left it. Well, they seem to think that the comedy here is getting into minutia. Yes. There's a lot of times where they get real specific about what's going on.

And let's keep it moving. You know, I'm not really concerned about how much the beer costs or if you're going to tip them or not, I'm not really concerned about how much the beer costs or if you're gonna tip them or not, I'm not really worried about any of those. Well, it's too bad you don't like minutia because I should probably throw out about 15 of my clips. Which, you know, maybe I should anyway. Clip 8 shows that, well, they're gonna talk about wrestling

and it's people that I don't think that know anything about wrestling here in Clip 8. I wanna talk more about these wrestling moves. Oh, the moves? I don't even know if I'm supposed to wrestle with it. Well, she's not in this, I mean, she, she, their moves, she likes like, like, so like her favorite wrestler has some signature moves. Okay.

Yes. So her favorite wrestler is elaborate Donna. elaborate Donna. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay.

Like if you follow like the storylines, she has like a big feud with a rock hot ronda san Antonio. Rock hot ronda san Antonio. Yeah, okay. Okay. Donna rock. Okay. So more contributions for the girl there just repeats the unfunny name that he said. Yeah, yeah. I always thought that You didn't think about a talent to write these wrestling

Storylines but apparently For more to it than I realized wow the whole industry people are really bad at it Can I talk about how they just don't gel with each other? Yeah, and all this is an example Oh, I think all of them are doing their own thing in this part. That's consistent with a lot of what I heard. Yes. You feel ready? Is there, I've got several different hair brushes of varying bristle types.

Yeah, no. This feels pretty nice. And Bello has stripped down to his board shorts. Nice, nice. Wow, we were. Thought he I'm horny now. I don't know what to do about it. Stiffrite, you have the cooking oils that feel good on fur. Yes yes yes, I've got some nice, I don't have salt, I don't have salt. Okay, I got no salt. I've got some nice olive oil

that can be that can be crushed over his body. I also have some bamboo and reed. I'm just gonna start. Stiffrite starts us, macking the bamboo and the reed on Bellow's back. Just hard enough that it's soothing. Oh. Oh. You guys following this? Oh, no, and I was listening.

I know. I tried to paint that, I did zone out. Eventually, there. Started reading the chat. Oh yeah. I tried to pay attention. I did zone out. Eventually. So to read it a chance. Yeah, let's go down there. It's because they're terrible at this. Here's the thing. Let me jump in with my clip number nine

because I think we're all having fun hearing improvisers who don't know how to improvise. And I'm enjoying concepts that don't go anywhere. Story points that no one advances. Clip nine, I think, is where they really shine with all those elements. I feel like really in deval. Yeah.

Whoa. That's great. Yeah. So yeah, anyways, a Labradorna does the people's foot, which is basically a big kick. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. And when does the show go through? Well, like

Like they'll come to town like once a year, but they sort of they sort of just like do a circuit around all the suburbs outside of capital city. Cool. So like if you're a fan, you can easily go to like a bunch of shows. Nice. Now they're different shows every night or is that the same thing? Oh, different. Oh, really? Okay. The only thing I enjoyed during that that clip is they mentioned capital city. And I started thinking of the capital city goofball. Right? I got it. And I love it if he came on right now. Well, these people can't even have a conversation with these other ones.

I don't want to try to improvise and write jokes or something. This is an example of them, and this is not talking about before with the minutia, this innocuous conversation, they're mining for humor, and they're just sifting dirt. They're just sifting through that dirt. Do you have any olive oil?

Great. Do you have like, I don't know like like a tea tree oil or like You know sir something and not just like You know there's like well, uh, no, but the olive oil is a rose-mere infused all right fine. Yeah. Oh good. So my body produces an oil Oh, yeah, my body produces an oil So fucking stupid Oh, do you have any other testamoyles? I don't know man. Can we just We just keep moving out of the back seat. We're supposed to fight zombies or something Yeah, they're telling me going on the fucking recap the guys like okay

Now you're up to speed because we're gonna keep things moving you got it Well in my episode he does that with the recap, and then it's like, and then they sit in a bar for, it's at least 12 minutes. Trying to order drinks. Boah, there are some really big laughs. I think you guys are way. Yeah, you guys are gonna be excited about those.

It's ready, and Bella looks down, and you watch. This is body changing. It grows in new shapes. His arms stretch down to the floor. His air grows into a lustrous mane his face elongates into a noble Worst Donnie is fucking pondry Is Don here? Get Don in here

The guy turned into a horse like, whoa! This is outrageous cavity that we're doing right now. Pretty good stuff. Hey, do you remember friend man from my earlier clip? I do remember friend. You don't worry. I clip 11, friend man is back. So let's see.

I'm sure he's going to bring something really valuable to the conversation and help move it along in clip 11. I'm sorry. It'd be so difficult to admit that you've got a crush on a person. Oh, I'm sorry. It'd be so difficult to admit that you've got a crush on a person I said oh, I'm sorry was I even dropping? You're just very close. Well, you're just very loud. Yeah, but that's completely fine It can be so difficult to be a loud person in a quiet man's world. Oh, I feel oh thank you. Oh, you're very welcome

Also, I suppose difficult to be a quiet person in a loud man's world. No matter what, life has many difficulties and every single person is brave. Well, wait, Barkey, do you think it is brave to admit the evercrush on someone you have sex with? I think everyone's brave. And so, yes, I do think it's brave to admit that you have a crush on someone that you've had sex with. Thank you. What about cowards? Cowards?

What of them? Are they brave? It's so brave to live like that. Oh, wow. Afraid of every shadow, afraid of every spider crawling across your hand, what you're also afraid of. Yeah, really, at any point, they probably could have stopped talking about the things.

But like the earlier clip, he goes back to the wrestling talk. They had moved back to the wrestling talk. No, they're not good at that. Yeah, I was like, oh yeah, but remember that thing that we were talking about? My clip 12 is something I referred to earlier, which is just, it's the perfect example of how just a little bit of editing,

you don't need to hire a full time at the editor, but you know, somebody does a pass and goes like, oh yeah, we should really fix that. So clip 12 is the no editing on display. Frederick is looking at the left hand, which has, he had dipped in the feces of what remained of spilled milk. The pig, it's dry, it's flaking. And I'm concerned. That didn't make sense. Can't dip your hand into dry flaking and I'm concerned.

That didn't even make sense. Can't dip your hand into dry flaking feces. You think it'd be like moist and anyway, um, they're obviously at all of those sheets from the beginning of the up. You may be all they think you have to wrap your heads in. They're obviously editing a lot of this because all of the fully working everything is all done in post. Yeah. So someone's in there. Someone's in there looking at these, these way files at least.

They should be able to go. It's that weird thing going on right there. And I just want to point out because I've posted a screen grab in our discord that according to this, root tales of magic has about 1700 patrons. Yep. And they're making $20,000 Canadian per month. Ask Cardiff how much that is.

What does that like six grand? It seems like a lot. Yeah, no it seems like a lot. Wow. All right. Fuck me running Clip 13 it's this is you know, we've heard their strong improvisational work, but this I think Clip 13 shows how good they are building the characters who are Interacting with each other. So let's give a listen. Good. Stiffriner is a terrible energy inside of me that I fear this poo-poo can no longer keep it bay for much longer. It is drying out. Right, right, right, okay.

And it's coming for you first. Pardon? That's what he said. He really has a problem with you. My old servant Worcester, I've talked about him, I'm sure. Oh not. Anyway, he's taken the form of a terrible entity that hates you. Just hates you so much. Just hates you so much. Which I, you know, whoever the character is that hates them so much, I'm like, yeah, I agree with that character. I get that. Yeah. That's what I relate to.

Yeah. Finally, somebody got to get support in the story. My clip 14, I realized I should have done a subclip to this. One of the girls tries to sneak in a throwaway joke that she thinks is hysterical, but even she's like, oh, I'm not going to say a lot. So we might have to go back, but this is, you know, it, it, so this features how they actually, at least they pretend to, they roll dice to determine the outcome, like an actual role-playing game.

So they take the time to roll the dice. It's like, okay, well, why don't you roll? And then there's silence. And then there's like a little tap. Okay. I rolled it 12. So we get that, but then right in the middle is One of the girls makes a comment which we could go back for but let's listen to the rolling first in clip 14

Stiff right rushes to the dark board pulls out all the darts and runs over. Hey He put he puts one dart in front of the bones bees left hand and one in his right hand Okay But let's see where you're hand. Okay. Random. But let's see where you're going. Okay, use your healthy hand to try to hit the dart board. Freddie throws a dart. Yeah, make a, make a dexterity roll.

Darts, derby. Two, two. You hit one of the people who was near the dart board who was upset that all of their darts were pulling out of the dart board. You hit them. What are you going? roll for damage really before. One one you hit this guy and hit him right in the cheek.

He goes oh Jesus. I was trying to bleed darts alone shut the fuck up. Which they do that a lot too. They swear when they're like I don't know what the fuck. Yeah, we're just gonna have my character swear. So I don't know if it's worth actually getting to the 23 second mark, but she tries to sneak in. He says, let's have a dexterity role

for throwing the dart. So she really quietly, you can tell she's not proud of it. She's dark, austerity, she's throwing a dart. Right. Yeah. So even the people who suck, they like, I know that I'm really not good. Well, maybe one of their friends will stumble upon this

someday, listen to it, and then I'll have to explain themselves, I like a shit. The dark stare, it was actually pretty funny. It was the best part of the episode. Now, I kind of want to leave a comment on the episode, and I'm going to write about how funny dark stare it was, because then maybe she'll see it. Inflator Egos, if you talk to a little louder,

next time, yeah. Next time she's more confidence. The shitty mod. I got someone for this. She becomes the star of the show. You know, they're all stars in my mind. I don't know. Yeah, but soon it'll be Carly Monardo and the rude tales of magic crew. What I wish I'll get to should be the glorious stuff out of this.

My dating myself will just happen. Get still there. Miami-South machine. The rhythm is gonna get you Christian. No. Clip 16 has everything. There's a moderator trying to advance the story. Characters awkwardly interacting with each other.

Performers laugh at things that aren't fun, but most importantly, it's a return of friend man. Clips 7's. Oh, Jesus. That's right, Clips 60. This is exciting. Clips 60. I hope we didn't build this up too much. I don't think it's possible.

Yeah, you see a very friendly man behind the bar. He's like, he's cleaning a tanker to veil. Say, yes, how much for that? Bartolov vinegar. Well Well as I told your friends I do not charge for these drinks and so I do not charge for the bottle of vinegar either It's yours if you want it. Thank you so much. I love you and you're really fine. Thank you so much It's nice to hear that. I love you too. Oh, thank you. I love you as well It's nice to hear back and forth a little bit here. Sometimes you sit up loud and just sort of

Disperses into the head and he hands you the vinegar. Oh's nice to hear back and forth a little bit. Sometimes you sit up loud and just sort of disperses into the head. And he hands you the vinegar. Oh, beautiful. I love you. Yes, I heard you the first time. It's always fun to hear the back and forth. I am 100% friendly and you're exploring my outer limits. Yes, well, I love you. So that was very... I've said it once. And it's, you know, the repetition makes a hot grow fun. It can be so brave to be so needy. Really, just what? Bring out the chamme on anything. They're just like, no, let's really spend more time in this back and forth.

And yeah, I mean, I- Repetition does not make the heart grow fatter. Well, yeah, we can agree to disagree. Okay, you know, I've seen somebody stand up, act. You know, the squeegee bit every time I hear it, I have a little bit harder. Okay, I mean, if you're following along with Cedaree John, watching his stand out then, who might argue? It sounds like these guys are doing a filibuster to prevent the women from talking.

Yeah. Well, you know, let's say maybe it's not all bad. It reminds me of you and I were at Skylark, and there was a bartender there who did not want to serve this drunk guy at the end because I guess he was a problem. So she tried to make it seem like we were having a conversation that we weren't. So she's like, hey guys, we're having a conversation and I'm like, what, we are? We're like, oh yeah.

Because I'm ignoring that guy over there. So we're talking to you. And like, that's basically what these two are doing. They're just like, hey, let's just keep saying words, right? You want to say words? I'll say words that you say words, huh? Just keep saying so that she's going to say dark sterility. Oh god, but you say words, huh? Just keep saying so much. She's gonna say dark stare at you. Oh god damn it, I stopped talking for a second.

She's snuck it in there. Personally, I like any troop of comedians. They work so well together where it's like a finely tuned machine. You have some great kids in the hall sketches, like Bonnie Python. And I think my clip 18, it an example of how the the gang of Rutels of magic they just work so well together in clip 18 we've dunked my poop-o-hand in vinegar with cooked eggs oh my uh my brothers and sisters and I used to do stuff like this and then dare each other to drink it as I was uh... No! Oh cool. No, that would be very dangerous.

We are holding back dark magic with sticky poop-ho-hand! Yeah, Albi, we're holding back dark magic with sticky poop-ho-hand. I think it's pretty obvious. Oh yeah. Thank you, Stephrey. This is exactly how you would make pick-up cucumbers. Yes. At home.

Yes. You know, it's funny. Knock off the word cucumber. Johnson Christ. Yeah, pal. Welcome to the culinary mastery. What is going on here? So if I could give them a note.

Yes, oh, someone should say the first one though. Someone tried to knock it down. Sticky poopoo had one more time. Because it was funny the first time, it was funny the second time, it was only gonna get better a third time around. They really missed opportunity there. Yeah, do it in your over the top, pop voice.

Yes, correct. There's a few over the top voices, and I think that really, it's amazing to me. And tell me if I'm wrong about this, because I could be of all of these shows, all these improv shows, people playing, Dungeons & Dragons, and stuff like that.

We've done a lot of them. And I get mixed reviews from people because people are like, oh, you don't get it. This is, you know, maybe it shouldn't be on the internet. This is like what people do. This is what the game that they play. And I, someone was telling me this, and we were at the Philly Show, the live show.

And I go, no, you're right, I don't get it. I don't do this kind of show, and, or I don't play this kind of game. So I'm not familiar with how this goes, but I guess this is, you're right. I don't get it. I don't do this kind of show. And, or I don't play this kind of game. So I'm not familiar with how this goes, but I guess this is how it goes on. I've never once heard children doing this. But it sounds like it should, right? Playing out characters.

Like when I was a kid, we'd play Star Wars or something. Yeah. And I'm Luke Skywalker. And I'm, you know, you can do that. You can make it the Ewok. Yeah. Damn you. Damn you.

You talked to my mom. Are you talking to my mom too? I had to play Princess Nisa the Ewok. So, you you. Damn you, you talked to my mom. Are you talking to my mom too? I had to play Princess Nisa the Ewok. So, you know, it could have been worse. No. Maybe you and I have much to discuss later. I have. So, that's what I assume when I hear these people making silly voices and trying to crank

each other up, then it's a thing for children to do, but it's always adults. Always. And they're always proud of themselves. If people are posting photos of them in our discord and stuff, it's like, I would keep my face off the internet if I was doing this. So it better.

They're making 20 grand Canadian. You know, I mean, true. And you split that up between how many retards are there on the show? Well, come on, the girls, they're gonna get the least. Even up in Canada. Even in Canada. Canada.

They're the correct face- correct pace. They're good. First you gotta get it down to like what's 80 cents on the dollar and then half of that. And then half of that. That's really exchange rate. So yeah. They get 40 cents for dark sterity. Okay, so if you guys remember when I was playing

my clips a minute ago, this guy turned into a horse. Oh, that was pretty great. Yeah, that reminded me. Yeah, I was laughing the rest off. So then they're cooking steaks. And I guess this is hilarious. Yeah, we have a steak as well. Oh, I have a steak.

I just assume. Do you think that tastes good to your horse mouth? OK, because it's made of a very adjacent animal. Super adjacent. Uh. Yes, but so is Pock demand and we love it Horse love beef all right I mean this is so stupid. It's super so dumb so they're saying that cows and horses are adjacent

What does that even mean on the farm they're close to They hang out near each other they're in jade their kitty corner. Yeah, so to speak So that doesn't make any fucking sense at all. And I guess humans are released with pigs I didn't know about. That's not to me. And then they're like, you're talking about like, why don't know if the horse would like steak? Yeah, horses don't eat meat. You can just leave it at that. You just just like, right there, we got it. He'll eat your lawn all day. Yeah. But he's not going to eat your dog that's sitting right. I mean, that would be absurd enough moving on. So then, I don't know if these people even know what steak is or how it's prepared.

Jeff, I rushes to the fire where he takes off a sizzling steak. Not medium rare, not medium well, just rare, baby. The little piece of feta. You're not. Yeah. So they've never hadeta. You know what I mean? So they've never had steak. No, they've no idea.

It's not medium rare. It's not medium well. It's rare. Well, I do love feta on my steak, though. So I'm not gonna take that part back. It's not well done. It's not medium. It's not raw.

It's like, yeah, no fucking, it's rare. We got it, but it didn't make any sense the way they presented that. And then yeah, the little bit of feta just cracked everybody out. Yeah, wow, it's because it's hysterical. I mean, it's rare, we got it, but it didn't make any sense the way they presented that. And then yeah, the little bit of fat had just cracked everybody out. Yeah, well, it's because it's hysterical. I mean, that's pretty good. And I will say every improv group needs a spaz guy. I've noticed, there's never, he's show that we've ever done.

There's always one guy who's way over the top, needs all the attention. He's the funny one usually. Oh, where is he? He's the one they all think it's like, well, he's the best. If he ever left, I have to despand. Yeah, yeah.

Spass guy in the improvbers. And time freezes as bellow disappears from the horse's eyes and cheddar's eyes. The only physical thing that you really recognize from cheddar, they appear and they look out at you from inside of this horse as cheddar shops. Holy shit, and this guy just comes, he said, this feels good.

Whoa, don't, Cordelia. Whoa, whoa, whoa, this feels good. Whoa, don't, Cordelia. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cordelia, Cordelia. She says like Chad's impression of you. Yeah, we're all on the top. It's slightly over the top as I would describe that. All right, I'll play my last clip on here, and I'll let you finish us off.

So I've only got 47 more clips. I know you do. I know. You got seven more. So they got 47 more clips. I know you do. I know. Seven more hours of this guy's to happen. Apparently, when you use a word incorrectly, that's also hilarious. Agreed.

I mean, it is what Patty Seacuff's doesn't want. He's not trying to be funny. All right, we accept this. Thank you. And thank you incredibly much. Incredibly no problem. Of course.

Well, this has been an incredible conversation. Thank you so much. That's retarded. Yeah, that third one really drove it home. Thank you incredibly much. I didn't have anything the first time. I was glad that they've really spent time stretching out. It's a perfectly adjacent joke. Well, like a counter horse. My, uh, my clip 23 highlights that the reason the show works is because of the pacing. It's tight. It just bleeds, breeze is right by. He flies by and there's no way an 85 minute episode takes four and a half hours to pull clips from.

So my clip 23, I'll show you that. And maybe you've heard of it, the SES. It's like a fog wall. It's like a giant wall of fog. It's called the, well, the SES. Would Albi have heard of this as a person who lived in the teenage woods? No, because remember how far Albi was,

you were close to school. You would never even journeyed as far East as the soaking valley. That's right. So I if you want to make a role you can roll with this advantage. You can make an intelligence role 12 12 you Something about ss does ring a bell for you. You've you've heard of it. It's definitely Something that yeah, it's somewhere in the back of your mind. You've heard the letters SES together like that. Okay. Yeah, it sort of sounds familiar, so we run up. Yeah, I mean, you maybe you've heard of it. The skin eating storm. The skin eating storm. Yeah.

My brother might have mentioned something about that. What if she had rolled a 13? That would have happened. Well, the six, it was going to be while I'll never tell you.? Then what would it have been? Well, I mean, rolled the six, it was gonna be, well, I'll never tell you. And then what if I didn't see it? I mean, you've never said it. But it was a 14, like you know two of the words.

Yeah. Of the three. I like the big long pause after she rolls. She's like, there's a one and a two next to each other. I know this. I've seen this before. You hear her roll and she goes, Ooh.

Like, okay, does she not gonna say what, oh no, it's at 12. We just had to wait. She thought it was 21 She's like it's a 20-sided die So I really am magic My clip 24 look we all love Cardiff's games. I could never compete with those So I'm gonna play a much simpler game We're gonna play this clip and you guys decide if our cast is one

indifferent to the show they're a part of Be really bad at comedy or lastly both Okay, so let's play clip 24 please. Do you think he escaped Oh How close is Philadelphia to the King Valley not close? Okay. I Think they're really bad at comedy. I'll tell you why okay

I bet if you looked at all of their Twitter accounts and I did not do this I did not they lead with oh They are on this podcast. It's probably the first thing and then it's like mom of two All the other stuff after that Yeah, I'm going with both. I think that they're not having fun, but for whatever reason they get that cut of the 20 grand, they better not be having fun. If I'm not having fun, I don't know what anyone would have in the audience, right? That would piss me off.

I think you're having fun. I'm having fun, if I had to guess. My clip 26 is the shortest clip that I pulled, and it's definitely my inner monologue many times as I listen to this clip 26. Let's get this the fuck over with. Yeah. Yes! Whoever the guy is, goes, yeah! That's me.

I think I'm gonna tip the bartender. How much should I tip the- WHAT EVER?! No, I don't need to accept tips because I do this for the love and the journey that you're all about. Yeah. So clip 27, this is an example we were talking about how the post production happens. Yeah. And there's a number of times where this happens, but this I think was the best example.

I guess I should be happy that the music is too loud in this clip, clip 27, but it's not a good thing because it drowned it out. So I had to go back and listen and I'm like, wait, what were they talking about? And I don't really know. So, yeah, so clip 27, you'll just hear what happens when you don't adjust the music in post. You can see the drawbridge gate. It's been heavily fortified.

There's a massive rich hunter presence. You can see just about no, no, exactly 20 rich hunters patrolling the area, moving back and forth, like clockwork. And in the James Woods, clock smooth, clockwise. So whoever's scoring this is going, this music's way better than whatever this asshole's playing. What not about, let's correct this. I gotta try and get a gig on another podcast.

So let's me go ahead and... This is known as the Ramones mix Let's let's go get this vocalist Way down my clip 29 shows that maybe this sound design isn't as well done as it seemed It's just a it's a bad choice in a sound effect. It's one. We've all heard a lot of times clip 29 in the sound effect. It's one we've all heard a lot of times clip 29 No, but my legs are starting to run in a circle about to go you got to convince me to stay shut the fuck up Was that really in the show? I was like oh they're gonna think I know they use that cartoon that's

In a part yeah, no, that's it. Yeah, oh Terrible yeah, it takes me out of it. I'm no longer part of middle earth and filth and Elfia wherever the fuck. Well, I'm only gonna play a couple more clips from the Shade. Oh, no, come on, Chris. I'm skipping a huge plot like that. Hold me a couple more. I won't even bother summarizing it. Thank you. Yeah, there's a whole group of characters, which is where the title comes from, but I had to pull clip 32 because the improv is so bad. I listened to it. I find the clip. Five examples of bad improv. Yeah, but this is like I couldn't even figure out like where's the attempt? A lot of these other clips are like, okay, they're just not funny. I'm like, I don't know

what they're saying. Is this a song I'm supposed to get? There's like four things happening in clip 32. You are in the air flying through the sky. You feel the wind in your hair. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, My friend, check it out like, oh, I'm going to go into a song and, oh, no, I can't write a song. Yeah, I don't have a melody. I don't have lyrics for my picking. I'm not going to do it. So I'm just going to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounded like that train song a little bit, I guess.

All right. So clip 33, mercifully, the whole show is over, and the Kevin Brennan-like narrator comes back one more time, just to remind us the strong comedic background that everyone has, Clip 33. Now that's what I call a gliding good time. Look, I'm trying to add puns into my thing. Yeah, that's actually not a pun. It's not a pun. It's not a pun.

That's just the wrong word to you. Yep. All right. Well, I have one more clip, clip 34. I've played all of my clips from roothails of magic. And I knew that we were going to feel the way we feel right now. That's not true. We've skipped a bunch. Yeah. But I knew we were going to feel this way. This is the last one that I'm going to play though. So before we move on, I was like, let's have a little sorbet, a little palate cleanser and after dinner meant a genuine laugh, some real comedy. So for clip 34, I went back to the only place I could think of a callback from an earlier appearance I made here on WATP.

That's right. I have a brand new clip featuring Adel, Eric, and JPC of Hey Riddle, Riddle, clip 34. All right. We're timing out your contractions and you are, you still have a little ways to go. Do not worry, I'm going to get this baby. Hey, you're Storky, I was promised a baby by this time. Man, the baby is coming. I am a professional.

We will. I mean, everything is looking good. It just takes time. You canam, the baby is coming. I am a professional. We will. I mean, everything is looking good. It just takes time. You can't force these things. The baby will come when the baby is ready. I asked my dude, Mr. Storky, and it was a great dude, Ate.

Turn back the clock. Give me the baby. Dooday, dooday. Or there are more if I can educate a guest, but again, the baby comes when the baby comes. Your water hasn't broken yet. You're amazing. You're amazing.

You're delivering this baby right now, you're Storky. You're Stork? You're little dorky, storky, dark. It's just people love that show so much that the time that I pulled clips from it. And by the way, I did listen to an entire episode to come up with that 52 second clip. Why would you do that for yourself? Tire Baha'ukel, son of a bitch. Kind of that, yeah, the way that Chris is feeling right now. Christian, do you know like Tiger Woods had a change

his swing because his back was giving out and he had like reinvent himself as a golfer? Yeah. You're gonna burn yourself out in WATP world if you're doing this. You can't go through it. Listen to Hey Rid riddle rattle every week. You're gonna be a show of yourself in a year from now. Yeah. Waste yourself. Am I gonna end up banging Perkins waitresses in the parking lot? We all are. All right.

That's worth it. That's the perk. Harding with his bell. Watch out. Look what I'm doing over here. Urb beta patched on YouTube says, this show makes me miss the Koch Brothers mystery show, holy shit, that was a debacle of a show. But at least it was bad, oh, he's rewarding himself with a fear of everybody. I think I just said he would.

I said, I said, I said, there's another way to have that fear. That Koch Brothers show was so bad, and it was actually scripted. But similar to this, like acted out with goofy voices and Whatever nonsense they're doing all right as you mentioned. It's time for our We have a couple cringes of the week. Although I think that they all feature the same person unfortunately This guy is out of somebody who's ever been on the show

This guy's on some kind of role when it comes to cringe of the week. He just cannot stop being the cringe of the week for some reason. You probably guessed it. John Marlow has suggested this clip of our good buddy, Ray DeVito. Ray DeVito still just not able to go out of his own way. Down. Like in a jar, you last, but why? Maybe who knows? Ray Sweat, you know, you should bottle that shit because who knows, man? Oh, no, you know what they do do?

People, uh, I like run through miles and then I'll get up the treadmill and I'll actually have to take off my shirt, ring it out into the fucking, I'll ring it out in the toilet and then put it back on and go running another couple miles, yeah. I can't do it. I'm sorry. That's disgusting. Yeah, it's not, it's not pretty, man.

What is it? It's not pretty. Oh my god. That's what you got to do, man. I think that explains so much right now. I feel like I don't know you, but I feel like I know you. No, I feel the same. Very well. Ray's talking to two women about sweaty he gets.

I know he soaks his shirt rings out and puts it back on. Ray, this is the opposite of game, my friend. You're doing it wrong. I want to help him. I don't know if he's helpable. Can't imagine why in the last episode he mentioned that he didn't have a girlfriend. It doesn't add up.

It doesn't add up, it doesn't make any sense. So another crazy way coming in. And this is from Sohthrough Joe Burrow who you might know from such chats as the Mizuragom's company chat. See them in quite a bit. He tweeted this at me because Ray's got this guest on it. I guess this woman was in Wolf of Wall Street

and she had a scene with Leonardo DiCaprio. Is that what I'm to understand here? I believe that's the description. And boy, Ray, this is not how you talk to a gal, especially attractive, what do you agree to do your show? Don't bury the lead. She's an actress. And if you watch the Wolf of Wall Street, she's a lovely lady that gave Leonardo DiCaprio

a laugh dance. She got to laugh dance for Leonardo DiCaprio. And she also wears some finance where the people owned the Titanic that was in the sea. So she is very tied together with Leonardo de Cafrio, whether it's her legs around him or the Titanic, the boat that he died on in the movie. She and Leonardo de Cafrio are like this, but now she's too old for them. She's way too old.

Thanks. No, no. Did you see her look on her face? I think even the listeners that are just listening to the audio version, they were able to see the look on her face. It was that for now. Because it was such a build-up. She's like, yeah, I know, it's so nice to me. Yeah.

Then it dropped 20 degrees. And she's not, to my eyes, an old, over-the-hill chick. I get it. We know the Capitol, 25s over the hill chick. I get it. Leon the capital 25. This is cap. I get it. Raise not. Leo.

I don't know. I mean, go ahead and give a compliment if you want. I just throw that out. I got hurt. You know, couldn't hurt for sure. All right, Ray, we love you, buddy. Keep, keep being you. That's what everyone's enjoying.

Now a guy who keeps being him and I'm not enjoying right now is Stuttering John Melendez because we have announced as we did in the last episode and then Vince, the lawyer put out a video yesterday that I tweeted out where there was a conversation between him and Stuttering John and John agreed to do a live show. We have a plan for Monday night, 8 p.m. Eastern. I'm the Who Are These these podcasts YouTube channel. It's

going to be Suddaring John with Vince, myself, Shuley, some other special guests. We got John, you know, we're paying him to do this. And now all of a sudden John's actually is going to back out because he feels like we're not going with the terms that he agreed to. He wants all of the money up front. Yeah. We told him we'll give you 50% of the money, and then as soon as it's done, here's the other 50%, very reasonable. Yeah. This is how business works.

You get paid after the job is done in most things. And- What if I want to be paid for not doing anything? How does that work? The fact that he's now saying, I'm not gonna do it once I get all the money up front, tells me he wasn't pointing on doing it anyway. He just wanted to steal our money. Right?

Because otherwise it wouldn't be that big of a fucking deal to be like, all right, it's just two days from now, you'll get the money in two days. Now anyone who's ever worked with him who's listening to what you just said is like, oh, now he gets it. He completely understands, he was never gonna do it. He just wanted to take the money

and then hide off Twitter. And I understand that, except for the fact that I was really feeling strongly that he wanted to come on because when he was having those conversations with Vince, we were listening to it. He had a lot of things to say to Shule. He wanted to call me gay. He had some fun things for me.

Like he was like, running with stuff. And he's not a planner either. So to ask all those questions, it seemed very legit. He's been reading a lot of Shuleys anonymous. And so he's excited to talk to Shuley about all this. I'm excited for him to talk to Shuley about all this. I think we all are. And so this idea that he might back out,

I hope he doesn't. I really hope it's still on because that's insane. That's insane if he's gonna take half of our money and then go, no, never mind. If the alternative is to just bail now and get zero dollars, he'll at least take half up front. So he's not gonna say that he's gonna back it. Well, look, this is a little bit behind the scenes up

and now he's trying to pit us against another person who's, you know, we're looking to pay him for an interview, couldn't possibly, as you said, person, so it's not a potato. Okay, maybe it's not a person. Good point. Just one good point. I don't know potato. Okay, baby, baby, it's not a person. Okay, good point. It's just one good point. I don't know what it is, but Jesus John,

you kick it out of his own way. This was an opportunity to come back big time, get all these people on his side, build this whole thing up and then these other case. It's not a problem. Yeah. And if he drops the ball, he's very disappointed. I know I shouldn't be.

I haven't made plans for Monday and now I'm gonna have to find something to do if this doesn't happen, you know, well, we're gonna I'm still holding that up. I'm optimistic. By the way, what are the odds that Cardiff tries to snipe stream your stream of this? Oh, yeah, he might I might it might come on the show. He hasn't responded yet. So maybe you're right But you know, honestly though guys. I see the can of cores is half full. I think we still got a half full Kind of cold can I see that can? Cuz I'm an optimist and that's what I choose to believe I want all the coolers up front So anyway, hopefully and please tune in Monday at 8 p.m. on who are these podcasts.

We're supposed to have a settering John on there. If we don't, I'm sure we'll do something either way, but I'm planning on having John on there and we're doing everything in our power to make this happen because I really do want this to go down. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm really looking forward to it. I mean, I mean, this is, I don't know. What compares to this in terms of the media landscape

in recent years? So, you know, the return of Stuttering John, I can't think of anything I'm more excited about. Don Geronimo came back to radio in Washington, D.C. Oh, that is pretty exciting. From the Don and Mike show. From Don and Mike show. And he came out and he goes, Hey guys, I'm just gonna spin record. So if you're excited about me coming back because. From the Donut Mike show. From Donut Mike. And he came out and he goes, hey guys, I'm just going to spin records.

So if you're excited about me coming back because you remember the Donut Mike show, that's not what this is. Are you listening OP? I'm just... I'm just... I'm just spinning records. Spin the records. He told a story about how he thought he had a job in Sacramento, but he didn't and then he tried to get a job in Texas somewhere and that felt through. And he's like, and so now I'm spinning records back at the old station. You're some grand funk I guess this would be more exciting than that now that I think about it, but only mildly, you know

Right, just around about coming back is and where's Mike is Mike still Michael Mera does a podcast that we reviewed years ago Okay, but we did review it on who was podcast and he had a couple of the guys. I don't know buzz was on there He might have passed, but the couple the guys when I don't know, Buzz was on there, he might have passed. But the couple of the guys from the old down and Mike show were on there with him and, woof, not great. I don't want to derail the show, but you just made me think,

is Greece man still alive? I don't know. Because if he's not doing a podcast, so I'm gonna email him after the show. Email him and tell him the Centering John's also has nothing to do and they can team up. That would be correct. That's so cool.

That's so cool. That's so cool. Yeah. Greece man man, a grease guy in the morning. On promoter is the greasy sheets for the other show. All right guys, we're having too much fun. I wanted to revisit a show that we haven't talked about in a minute and Christian, you live in LA. I do. You obviously have knob with some of the biggest

comedians and actors. Have you ever heard of John Loveitz? Whoa. I have lunch with him not long ago. Yeah. Is someone lying? Yeah, no, I son. And I paid for lunch. So what I'm wondering is, because of your connections, yes. Are you friendly? Do you know Sarah Silverman? I don't. Great. I just know what I know. I know someone who's her cousin who

Harrison has a show. He's crazy. Yeah. I forgot about that. I don't know Sarah Silverman. I should introduce this as Harrison Young's cousin. Do we have the music the topic time anytime you can play music? I do the snap. I do the snap.

I forgot how strict he was with that. If you don't are familiar with Sarah Silverman's podcast, she is one of the funniest comics. She had the Sarah Silverman show. She was at Asin Al. She was a really great clip from that show, by the way, that maybe people want to put out there. Let's just say her pigmentation is a little bit darker than usual in that clip.

Yes, that was a good guess. That was a great. That was a pretty funny guess. The next boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel has one of those clips too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're both hilarious comics. Yeah. And Hollywood loves them both so when I write check in on a comedian's podcast I think oh there's gonna be like Tim Dylan you know something that's just like really

fucking funny and absurd you don't know where she's gonna go with stuff and what she likes to do is take voicemails you know we do voicemails too and wtp if you stick around to the end we play your voicemails she likes to do it right up front so she's gonna get right started with the voicemails, you know, we do voicemails too. And W-T-P, if you stick around to the end, and we play your voicemails, she likes to do it right up front. So she's going to get right started with the voicemail segment. She's already funny. And she's looking. That's here's some voice. Oh, she's being cute and fun.

Smiley. All right, let's go, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. This is Sarah from New York. I called you once when I was pregnant. About two years ago, and I asked you what the reason was for your last cry. Now I'm calling because I'm wondering,

I've noticed that you have a very healthy relationship with deaths and with griefs. We're up to a good start. No, that's what I called you as to why you were crying. No, I'm saying like, wow, you do really a good job with death and grief. You're killing it over there. Rich Adam, one of my favorite comedians to see what they think about death and dying and crying. How do you have a good relationship with death?

I mean, Sarah Silverman, from what I've seen in witness, I think she's clinically depressed. So the fact that someone's panning on the back, you're doing a good job with life, I'd be like, oh, well, not so fast there. I mean, you don't know anyone is doing better than this. She's like, she's not doing all that well. And so Sarah addresses that.

And actually, I was surprised that she said that because I agreed. Thank you. I look, yeah, you may notice that I have a healthy relationship with death and grief, but I will remind you that you see me for a little less than an hour a week. And I'm pretty much my best self. Oh, no. During those times, these times. Oh my God, as opposed to producer Chris,

who puts his worst self out there in every episode. Yeah, it's great guy off air. Oh no, he's a star. But when we're here, the microphone away from him. I just think that's so funny that this, this is her version of actually like she's dealing well with life.

She wants me a mess. She has a girlfriend here in three days. Yeah, this is where it's turned on. Your smart call glasses. Yeah, no, this is she's really crushing it. Yeah, but she's saying that she's fake again. Yeah, it's like, well, yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I make I make a scene like I hate all these things. Well, no, you don't. Not at all. I'm a space force says Hollywood needs to be bulldozed into the sea. Let's at least warn the Blatz before we do that. Yeah, like we can head down to be bulldozer into the sea. Let's at least warn the Blatz. Yeah, we do that Well, we can head down to my in-lose in Orange County. We'll be fine. Okay. Just let me know that the bulldozer's because my buddy Larry

Blinder has officially gotten out of there So as my friends leave there. Okay. I'm more and more with the bulldozer theory. Yeah Well, I'm showbiz adjacent kind of like the horse and the cows. Yeah, I kind of need to be at least kind of close Okay, well now that Dick showbiz adjacent kind of like the horse and the cows. Yeah, I kind of need to be at least kind of close. Okay. Yeah. Well, now that Dick Masterson has all these roles and Netflix shows, I think he has to be there now too. So this is, you and Dick are buddies now.

We're supposed to have what, three fists of a tab of acid and go to a Dodger game. Right. Yeah. It was very specific. It was very, yeah. But not more than that. I'm like, all right, all right, I. Right. Yeah. It was very specific. Yeah. But that more than that. I'm like, all right, all right.

I won't. And that's some rubbery. Yeah. Definitely the metric side. Yeah. After they had the, like the pride night there, they had a lot of people blocking traffic into the stadium. We talked about that.

Yeah. And I was like, we really should have dropped acid that night. That's the night we should have gone, but we missed it. So maybe next pride night. Next pride. I don't know if you know this But the Dodgers play home games all the time, but we were like, oh damn I missed a baseball game I know I see the Dodgers now like four day games a year, you know, so I'm waiting for that you know

I'm basically waiting for dick. I'm not gonna you know, I'm not gonna buy the tickets somebody cut that like they're at And be like hey, please cut that clip that for me. It's done I'm like, hey please cut that clip that for me. It's done. It's already done. We have to erase this one. All right, guys, I don't know if I've set this up well, but comedian Sarah Silverman everybody. But yeah, I've had a lot of people unfortunately

die in my life, close, close, close people. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with it. Yeah, unless she has hilarious bits like, oh, I had a nightmare that a baby died of crib death and oh my gosh, so much funny stuff that she has that she could share. Some of her greatest hits. Yeah, I should mention, I didn't even pull the clip, but the way this episode starts off is check out Sarah's new comedy special streaming on Netflix, starting June, whatever.

Oh, boy. So she's got a comedy show coming up and this is how she's promoting it. And it just keeps getting better and better. I'm more inclined to watch it now that I've seen these clips. Yeah. She told me last week she had a comedy special. You'd be like, I want to have her.

But now you're like, wow, this is going to be dynamite. You know, and with my parents dying last month, that last three weeks with them was just, I was consumed with sadness, just my entire being. And of course, whilst all of that is going on, I'm also, and all three of my sisters, all of us, all hands on deck are just doing nonstop work. You don't think about all the logistics that come with a loved one dying, dealing with the hospital, dealing with hospice workers, payments, what's covered by this and what's not and what in mortuary, and the mortuary and the reaching out to their friends the best we could,

which we whiffed in a lot of ways. This is six minutes into the latest episode. I got in like, go through and fight like, where's one where Sarah's talking about some crazy shit. I just went to the latest episode, six minutes in. Her parents just died. By the way, thanks for dying. It really made a lot of work for me.

Yeah, I'm so busy doing this podcast for one hour every week. Now, I have to reach out to their friends, which by the way, I did not do a good job of. Yeah. She should team up with Hannah Gatsby. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously.

All right, so she's gonna talk about, the conversation she had with her shrink, and the shrink sounds a little like a quack to me, but apparently her and her sisters decided to have a picnic at their parents' grave site. It sounds completely normal, right? That's what people do, right? That's a weird place. Did they get a food truck?

Because that's... Yeah. There's a bounce house? Yeah. My shrink said something really great last week, because we're going to go do a picnic at their grave site, you know, and this weekend. And, but, and my shrink said, and he was quoting someone else, I think, but he's like, when you go visit your loved one at the cemetery, just know, they are in the car with you on

the way there, and they leave with you when you, you know, are in the car with you on the way there and they leave with you when you, you know, on the way back home. And so you don't need to go. The gravesite is just where their their bones are. Right. It's like someone's the expert. I know. I like it. She's like, not my street. I did come up with that. This is pretty it works. I've seen the thriller video. Good points. There is precedent for this. So what's funny is that all of this came from a caller saying she handles grief really well. Yeah.

If she's having a picnic. Which by the way, she's all the good. How well she's handling it. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. So what's funny is that all of this came from a caller saying she handles grief really well. Yeah, she's having a picnic

Which by the way she's all the proof how well she's handling I don't know also if your parents die do you have to do your podcast a month later, you know, I mean We're not all dead inside. We could take you could take a little time That would be fine, yeah, I know I don't need to promote your Netflix special. Look at me wrong. That's important Yeah, you know what she'll take off next month right. Yeah after the specials out All right, so let's get another voice maller because the voice melvers are really what gets things rolling on the show and if you have a great voice Miller we're gonna get a great segment Well, you also don't have to prep your show if you only play it's like super chats. It's the old fashioned version of super

Yeah, you know what that is that's a good point Although these people would never give her five bucks to... For her to hear this. Each of them would ask her for five years. And we're back. Hey Sarah, I am 24 years old and I have been self-harming since I was 13. More specifically cutting. I'm hoping that people who would be triggered by that click out when they hear me say self-harp.

I can't stop and I feel like a child. Like I have a child problem. You are a child. You're leaving a voicemail for a minty little comic to solve a mental disorder grow up. So she said in that voicemail that she's 24. So I'll admit that as that voicemail went along, she started sending a lot harder. No, I was like, do they give out these numbers that people leave?

I could probably fix her. Yeah. Pretty sure. Pretty sure I can help her out. She's coming to the Dodger game with Dick Master with dick masters in a night and everything will be fine I would not have gotten that far so I curate all of our voicemails people sometimes think they're talking to Chris I mean you talking to me I wouldn't have gotten that far through the voicemail Carl I just wanted to let you know that all right that's enough of that

Or we're doing a comedy show relies on after this episode you're gonna get eight voicemails like that If you cut yourself, please call into where the time is. Where the time is from the Bronx. He's gonna be talking about it. I've been self-hauled by myself for like 40 years. I gotta come up with my arms up. It's a barricade over here. It's like a kids' disease or something.

All right, that I will accept. Especially with true. Let's see what Sarah's response is to this, because it's not disappointing is probably gonna be funny I don't know about this. She's like if you watch my special leave me in stitches You think you cut up now I'm a cut up hey Watch out everyone

By the way, that's what Sarah did, I'd watch this show. We're just like, she just doesn't see anything which is listening. And then you're forwarding to come down, you're cutting yourself when you're 12. You're gonna cost yourself. We need some attention from a classmate. What did you do pushing on Facebook?

Right to self. All right, let's see how Sarah handles this. We know, we would handle it and forward to you would handle it. She probably called Florentine and ask it. We should probably share that first. I don't know about this stuff really, but um, well, separate from talking about it. It's interesting. You said I feel like a child, like there's a child problem.

And you know what? One, it's not, but two, it is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You nailed it, Sarah, thank you. I liked it. It's okay to say you're not qualified to deal with this sort of thing. Like she literally could just be like,

I don't know what that is. Yeah. Get help. Talk to someone, time for professional, join a group, whatever you gotta do. But it's also like, I don't know about that because when I was young, I was hot and I had friends. So I didn't need to cut myself.

Right. And my cousin, Harrison Young, he's pretty popular too. Although, you know, he does play a baseball game by himself in the living room. So maybe he needs help. Wasn't that incredible? Well, then he heard a couple of cats. I have so many questions about that.

If he would videotape him playing one of these games. Yes. That's all I'd watch. Yep. It's the only the I'd ever watch ever again. Put that up against the Stuttering John special. I might have to pick over right. Yeah. Maybe that's what I'll play. It's sad if John doesn't show up. That's not a bad idea. All right. So she's not qualified for this. She just said it's not a child's problem and also it is. Not a great start, but it's not going to sabre from continuing on and explaining what she thinks. This is where I would go. I would search and then I would give you commas to say in between words. I've recently learned

that commas are not read by our computers. Well, she just learned how search engines work. Maybe she's not the green powerful as we think she is. She's just over there googling shit. She just found out about Google until last month she was still using Alta Vista and Web crawler. So here's a question for Sarah that might be appropriate for future voice mailers. Hey, I came with the center for a vagina joke. I need a punchline. That's the question that she can answer, right? That's what she's good with, not like self-cunning and mental issues. So she's gonna explain what she thinks might help this woman. But I feel extreme anxiety or rage.

Boy, I love to just run and run. I'm lying. I'm a power walker. I don't run. But sometimes I run, like I live near a hill and boy I've just been really raging and frustrated and just gone and just run as fast as I can up that hill until I can't anymore and it just boy it helps. Now the part she's leaving out is she's running up the Hollywood Hills to Johnny

Depp's house. That's why it helps so much. I just run it and run it till I find a drug dealer. Oddly enough, Johnny just leaves the key under the mask. Get him right in. There's a hill by my house. Wow, Humble brag. Look at you. You look near a hill. That's Hollywood for you. Good stuff. All right, so let's get to the, let's diagnose this together. Maybe you've got some like shame around your depression or your sadness, your hurt, and our instinct when we are hurt is to make someone else feel that hurt. And I think with people who self-harm, you're your own someone else, you know. Would you say that's true? I don't know. This is potentially a very ignorant theory. I'm not sure. Well, it's also harmful. She's talking out of her ass

to someone who obviously needs real professional help and making shit up. It seems like a bad strategy on this one. Yeah, but what's the worst that can happen, Carl? You know, I mean, what can these people possibly do if they take sex? She's out of the way that, Carl, or does it call it anymore? I can't get out. Just be better. All right, so here's a real stupid point. This might be the dumbest thing she's ever said.

I eat it so funny because we hate that life is a roller coaster. And yet we pay money to ride roller coasters. You know, like there's a real love hate vibe. Um, well, that's retarded. It's a metaphor, Sarah. It's a metaphor. When people say life's a roller coaster, that's also going, we I live on a roller coaster. Yeah, it's fucking idiot. It's like, isn't that crazy how that works? Yeah, like we like roller coasters. I mean, yeah, the difference has nothing to do with when you ride a roller coaster, you've planned to do it. Yeah, then you get off.

Yeah, that's a good way. I sure got wet on Splash Mountain. I mean, not anymore. But you know, back when Splash Mountain was a thing and you get wet on. My life is more like the teacops, but, you know, I don't live a very interesting life. So what are you gonna do? Sabled shit, round and around. You know, listen, I only just heard your beautiful,

vulnerable, brave, honest voice. And I love you. Aren't you lying? No. In fact, aren't you a liar? No more questions, your honor. Basically, what she's saying is this person who wants to cut herself, she heard her voice, she's like, and I love you now. And I don't think that's how that works. I don't think that's how love works. I love her now, but I don't think I know what I mean. You're in love.

I'm sure you're going to try and find her. Listen, it's not about hearing someone's voice. It's not knowing that they listen to your podcast. You know, if someone's just like, I like your podcast, I'm like, I love you now. That's fine. It's not what it takes. You don't even have to like it. It's the fact that you listen.

But hearing a voice, especially a sobby, we, whiny voice like that is not going to do it for me. All right. Somebody posted an update on Stuttering John stuff. This is all happening in the real time today, people. Let's see what John has been tweeting. It says, no hard feelings for events, but he breached our agreement, not solely because of him, but because the dues payer in Kevin wanted to pay me after Remember the little rascals pay as you exit fuck that So now I'll be appearing on mLC podcast this Tuesday Kevin paid some up front we were gonna pay half of it up front you fuck

Kevin paid some up front That's what I do what oh what fucking asshole. It was your dollar amount plus five dollars. And then John was like, okay, this is much better. Dude, he fucking sucks. What a piece of shit. If he goes on cabbage, they send me a link, Kevin. Adam send me a fucking link to this. What a, you know, I was looking forward to having

a simple conversation with John. I had a lot of things to discuss with him. Now, I'm pissed at him again. It's all it takes. And it's always about the little rascals. What is it with him? having a simple conversation with John I had a lot of things to discuss with them now pissing them again It's all takes and it's always about the little rascals. What is it with him? What a fucking prick? God damn it. I need something to put me in a good mood. I know I know what I'll do it. I'm literally angry with rage It's time Too Mark zoom Now I have a parody sign that came in from Tony Musgrat.

We haven't heard from him in a minute, so it's exciting that he's back. And I put this on the board, site unseen. I just trust Tony. I'm sure it's gonna be great. So I'm listening to this for the first time. This is a song called Steel Good. Chats drunk Chats drunk

Chats drunk Passing out drunk while he's streaming live Probably got behind the wheel to take a drive And all he ever wanted was to make a buck But he's never gonna do it cause his content sucks It was a brand new start, a new microphone stands Heaming up with Brian Johnson was a brilliant plan But he'll screw it all up, that's a zoom-up way

He'll never have a wedding, women think he's gay and gross Ha ha ha ha ha Zumaq Zumaq, he's a cunt He hits the booze and selfie strokes Has no friends to intervene He's absolutely spiral He's broke his shit with crippling debt. He's terrified of credit checks.

Zuma, Zuma, get a job. Comedy's not for you. Hey, Murdoin, I'm Monday. No hype train. Everything he does is mundane! Lickering off his dumb brain! Comedy is so late! One day, maybe he'll hang it up,

Put the booze down and lose his gut! Stop acting like he plays in mine! And cry victim pathetic cause! A failure needs a tailor for his disgusting body! Shit, he steals lies and hurts his eyes! Stories are dumb and fakes! So don't stop comedy. It's fun to laugh at you a liar with a drinking problem.

You want to fucking think of me in the ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, very well done, Tony Muscrat. Much appreciated. And now we have to move on to another segment here because something big happened to our

buddy Petty Pukewater. Don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. Because that's absurd. And before we get into those clips that I have of his latest live streams,

we have three more entries into the Patty C. Cperity Pukewater Patrick Michael song parody contest Keep them coming because these are great. We're gonna start off with Ian Daniel coming in with a very familiar song for all of us I love how simple it is. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me this song which is a Creed cover for all you Creed fans out there looking at you all three of us look at you Christian I should imagine this from the perspective of his kids. At sunrise I look for stuff to eat Cause I'm really hungry and he just went to sleep Cause he's a dead meat, livin' in a trailer Get remember the last time that I ate

and prisoners are better than this for patty please take me away can you make me dinner? it's been three days and I'm hungry. Can you make me dinner? What's the one please adopt me? Well, God, Ian Daniel, both great submissions.

I have one more. Again, Tony Muskrat. And again, this is one that I did not listen to a had a time. So let's check it out together. I wonder why you like this. Raising kids in a trailer and his podcast is a failure Couldn't handle working hard be let me ask you do party Headphones are best friends on anchor dot fm his chat video successful with the comments are stressful Are you okay? You're okay? Are you okay, Patty? Do a shitty karaoke like gopey?

Do better, Patty? Really, Patty, are you okay? You're okay? Tim Dylan's also Patty Really Patty are you okay? Tim Dylan's also Patty are you okay? I'm worried Patty Patty isn't okay He's lost it So we need to talk about it So he runs down to the closet Patty

Gonna get a little anger Now minor is in danger Never set foot in Gary and carries ever been there Too scary shame is are you okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? She mess little age play Fortnite not all right it better patty which Fredberg are you okay? Okay, okay Fred brook been hit by you've been struck by a true imbecile A true in the fool. Oh, that's great. I missed Tony Muscrat. His style is unique.

I like that it doesn't light up on the rhythm at all. Yeah, that's a thing. Something about that. I mean, all you got to do is end with a good joke and it doesn't matter what came up. It's true. Yeah. It's just true, but there was a lot of good things in there. So, I've said that when you submit a song, you can also submit some suggestions

for our new AI review girl, what her name should be. So Joe Sakko wrote in and said, it could be hot kaka kara, okay, not bad. Good Vic or just GV, good Vic. And then K, A, I, C, or K, C, too, I get it. And the last one, imitation boobs. K, A, I, C, or K, C, too. I get it. And the last one, imitation boobs. So those are our choices for that.

The search continues. Yeah, we'll keep, keep the submissions coming in everybody. So this is what I want to talk to you guys about with Patrick Michael and the livestreams he did this week, because he saw this Photoshop now this was done by at Daebling John Daeble is anonymous and They've been adding to this over the years. This is the Legion of Daeble and it starts with Stuttering John. He's in his super Daeble or costume and then next to him is the Z-man,

who's like Zoro, but you can see the black guy. And... Pants, yeah. Yep, credit cards. You got credit cards at his hand, he has guts hanging out. On the other side of Stuttering John is the Duse-Payer,

Shuley dressed up as Batman, above him as Tony Michaels, and his K-2 outfit. He he he. Next to Robin, who's producer Joe from the Shilly Network and then next to him is Ray DeVito. Not even a superhero, he's just got his pink blanket over him. That's his K.

That's his K, which is great. And then the person that love people don't know up in the upper right I believe is Kevin Dumfuck, Kevin from Why Do I, and he's the guy that shared a room with obnoxious John when they came to Dabblecon and he peed all over his clothes. So that's why he's P-man. And trust entirely in yellow. Yes, trust in yellow.

And then right over there on the far right, the most recent addition is Patty, Patty's wearing his H2O T-shirt. He's got his swim goggles on. So, you know, it's free water. I guess it's the joke there. I'm just impressed. He's so much more handsome than I ever imagined him to be.

Well, he's impressed that by that too. Okay. He's gonna talk about how he's the best-looking guy in the group. Yeah, which is not much of a flex when you look at the group. So, yeah, so he's all excited to talk about this. He's very excited that he's a part of this crew. And you never know how paid is gonna respond to things. He's almost like Patrice on Neal in that way.

Or people are like, oh, Patrice, what is that? This, you don't know. He always zigged when he thought he was gonna zag. And the same thing with Patti, people are gonna concern that Patti's getting his feelings hurt and he's gonna like start pushing away again., no, he is so thrilled to be considered part of the Legion of Davelers This is a big deal for him and he's not even sure if he wants to start talking about it There's not enough people watching him on the livestream when he first starts off

I'm not sure when I'm going to start the show the legitimacy of the show the stuff that I actually want to talk about because you know Waiting for the right amount of numbers for it to make sense Because I'm not going to repeat the shit a thousand times all right I'm not gonna go over that cool-ass picture that was made of the the Legion of Daablers or whatever it's called I don't know but we do have to go over that at some point you will why do it at the start why do it at the start there's fucking seven people here and four of you don't have any idea what I'll be talking about You just one of you might have made the picture. Yeah, I'm pretty sure all seven of them know what this is Pretty sure that's the weird thing when you live stream and sometimes there's 14 people in your live stream when you have seven

You're like, ah, is this enough? Should we get to 10 first? Yeah. You know, that's one of those things you have to deal with. There's a live stream right guys. Figured navigating that. It's tough. Christian, I just looks like you're feeling bad for him right now. No, no, no, no. I was just thinking like, what number does Cardiff wait for before he starts talking?

Because he has that long video. Oh, he's just the shout out there too. Yeah, and then he's like, I don't know. It's time for the roll call. Because I feel like Cardiff waits for at least a few hundred. You know, he's 14, he would just shut it off. He's like,

You're like the biggest card fan of the world. You won't shut about Cardiff. Every other fucking thing out of you. It's like, what's Cardiff doing right now? Is he thinking of me? I can't believe he's not gonna be here. I know, Cardiff can't make it today. Whatever, whatever.

Hopefully he's put on some fucking wildfires. Do something useful while I'm here. You know, I did think of Cardiff earlier today. I went to that well known Minnesota donut shop. Hopefully he's put on some fucking wildfires Do you have a useful wire? I did think of Cardiff earlier today. I went to that well-known Minnesota donut shop Tim Hortons. Yeah, where they have the Minnesota flag on everything I was like oh Cardiff probably loves this place. Yeah, he probably does probably real familiar with it All right, so this is why he's very excited to be part of the Legion of Daablers Legion of Daablers, huh? That will end up on retit. I'm sure

Oh, I'm sure it's already there if it's not already there they're out of their minds Get it over there, dude. I'm standing side by side with stuttering John. Let's go here fuck in legend Fuck in legend, right? Like that's one of the few guys that you can bring up to your parents And they've heard of them Hey, you know stuttering John have you heard of that guy? Oh? Yeah, how it's starting like some Jay Leno stuff, I think I

Don't know I was more of a David Letterman fan myself Music's too loud and it's fucking bugging me Finally we got something in common patty. I love the Patrick Michaels all excited about the celebrity I'm starting John mean well, this is a fucking guy. We have a deal with and then he backs out of the fucking deal last minute He's being a little bitch. We would have paid to your money John You have to do the work first. That's how this works Do you get prepaid to start a movie? Oh, well the movie's I don don't know, that's dick, whatever that movie that was that he was at. Yeah, all the movies I've been in, I got paid after.

After? Yeah, yeah, yeah. After I did the work. Right, they want you to do the work first. Yes. I mean, that's how Arby's works. I know that. So I've got payment for Arby's. Well, we expect you to show up for all your shifts this week.

Here's the money. You're good for it. Come on, we trust you. You're good for it. Come on, we trust you. Yeah. Why would anyone trust John to give him a bunch of fucking money? A bunch of thousands of dollars. I'm what I'm looking for is because,

look, this show's not gonna happen either. Kevin's stream after John fucks him over and takes all of his money. That's gonna be worthwhile. That might even be better than watching. You should have me and Chewley out there. We can all bitch about it. Definitely should.

That's not a bad idea. Now, what I'm excited about, because he is trying to kill some time before he gets into his excitement over being part of the Legion of Daiblers, we get a peek and do his home life. And I always love learning about his personal life. It's my favorite content that he does when he tells you about like getting an argument as somebody with somebody at the dollar general or when he fights someone at the dollar tree or when he gets an argument

at the team's family dollar. Five below and persons give him the Harry eyeball. But this is interesting right here. Guys I did mushrooms over the weekend. What a blast that was played some Fortnite. Actually, scratch that. Kicked some ass in Fortnite while it's on shrooms. Ooh, the loo.

All right. So his weekends is eating mushrooms that play video games online and dominating Fortnite. Pretty impressive stuff there. That's exciting. That sounds better than my last weekend. So, you know what, good for him. But now we're here together.

Yeah, see, this is gonna be way better than that. I said, tell us tonight. There'll also be mushrooms. Radio social. Yeah. All right, so, Patti's a little upset that there's other people watching him. There were seven last count I saw.

And they're not donating. He's not getting the donations that he plays giving them so many reasons to do. Yeah, what do we? You would think so. I know with all this great content he's putting. I want to give him money and it's over again. Happy Father's Day. Thanks to all the fucking donations. You sons of bitches. But Ed Rooney was the only guy that fucking gave me five dollars. You guys are just watchers, man. You don't want me to bring out the fucking flame thrower. You don't want me to review an entire episode. You don't want me to review it that

bad. You don't want me to pop on a fucking who are these podcasts over here and talk about it. You guys just don't want it that much. Even if it was on Patreon, you don't want it that much. Because if you did, I wouldn't have to play pink Panther music in the background. Not sure. One thing has to do with the other. By the way, as someone who's in this segment, I would love if he... I would actually go into a live stream and I would donate money if it meant that he would comment on what I'm saying right now in this moment. It'd be very meta. That'd be cool. That'd be worth it. I'd give him at least $6.

Fuck you, Ed Rooney. Well, I'll tell you this. He's got this Bimea Coffee link that he puts up because you can't do super-chance. He doesn't have enough people on this YouTube for that. It's a surprise. I gave him five bucks. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't the last time I gave him

it was a week before, but I gave him five bucks and Bimea Coffee. I'll donate. Yeah. Body, if you're gonna be live streaming, I'm gonna support the cause. So then somebody says, how much to go on WATP? How much would you need?

And I'm not offering. Yeah, I'm trying to get some other job. That's a good question for them to ask because they want to know. Maybe, maybe. So it's apparently, Patty's paying very close attention now to what we're doing on WATP, which is weird because for years, he didn't give a fuck. He doesn't know who we are. He's never heard my voice, all this stuff, stuff in that lesson now deep he's going And and with this current guest it's almost impossible for me to want to lump myself into that little group Alex Stein and Geno Biscanti. I'm good dude What the fuck you might as well have shooly back on dude

Why will say Alex Stein is worse, but it's just degenerates, man. Looking at other degenerates, it's a circus. That's what I realize, Kyltonia is too. It's a fucking circus, man. Now, first off, I love that he's saying Alex Stein is a degenerate. You might not agree with his politics, but he's the opposite of a degenerate. He does it also the most successful, the three people you live in. Yeah, right. Like far and away. Like, far and away. Yeah, he was hired by Glenn Beck to do a show on his

network. He doesn't drink. He's not, he's not a degenerate. And then he's like, oh, I got one with the guys. He just, he just, he just, he's porn as playboy. Yeah, right. I know. He's the opposite of the degenerate. But I thought there was insane. The fact that Patty knew that we at Juno Biscotti and Alex Tainan, I've never been putting that stuff on YouTube. You'd only get that from our podcast feed, which he's never admitted to looking at or hearing or anything like that.

So that's pretty crazy. He's really into it now. Maybe he'll leave a voicemail or maybe he'll even do a parody song for you. That would be fucking impressive. Like, yeah, if you do a parody song for you. That would be fucking impressive. If you do, it's an old parody song. That would be amazing. So after this, he talks about Red Bar

and how Mike David, the host of Red Bar, is just catching up on stuff that he's been talking about for a while, as if like, Pan he's the one selling the tone for this whole thing. Like, oh, he's finally figuring this out, this stuff that I've been doing all along, which I thought was interesting. So, pay is a big fan of Red Bar.

He's not in the scars club, he can't afford that. No. But he is a big fan of Red Bar and watches that stuff. So, Patty put up a video, as we've talked about here, making fun of Tim Dylan. And what's gonna happen now, is he's gonna respond to one of the comments. That was underneath that video. One of my favorite things that he does. I'm just gonna guess maybe the only comment on that video

Just a hot you know somebody talked shit in the comments about my Tim dildo joke Like oh, you're not funny because you called him Tim dildo I'm like did you listen to the other six minutes? Tim Dildo. I'm like, did you listen to the other six minutes? Where I, where I thrash him out? I liked the nickname thing. That was a whole stick for the videos. Like, hey, I'm just going to keep trying to change his name as best I can. Do the easy, easy roast joke. Because it's funny to be like, Tim Dildo, and then you continue the joke, right? Doesn't matter. Why am I telling you? I mean, if you just explain it, then yeah, of course, it's way funnier now. He's makes it. Yeah, especially if you can explain it twice. That's correct

Whoever wrote that comment's going. Oh jeez, he got me Don't have a foolish. I'm gonna go out there and delete that. No one knows All right, so now he's gonna talk more about red bar and what red bars doing with the the Chad zoom-mox stuff It's been going on. Because Red Bar happened and brought up a lot of the things that I have. But here's the real rub. He refuses to cover Chad Zumaq. Refuses. Because that's too low

for even him And I get it I get it He's not interesting enough man. I Said that out to get So many people just covering this fool's content and shit. I'm like there's nothing even what dude. He's useless I love how parents are thinking credit for this this but Redbar might have a point there he might be out of something that Chad's not worth talking about yeah it's a little bit beneath all of us at this point Richard just lies about everything all the time and then they're like so Chad you said you bought a

gun he's like no I was lying yeah then what do we even what's the point of any of this you're just fucking blatantly lying all the time who cares? Oh, though. Let's be honest the hype trains pretty cool. I'm over the hype train. What? I'm over the high train. I know I know I know he's embarrassing himself and making a fool of car Come on man. I know you're mad about John, but the hype train. I'm mad about John Spucking guy. He's the I can't do business with this guy. I can't go to business Suddering John. I should have known all on this one out of their job All right, let's get into this patty being honored to be a part of the Legion of dabble is now impressive that is

When it comes to that fucking picture that I'll show you guys shortly if you haven't already seen it when it comes to that picture There is nothing more of an honor to me than being who I am, which is essentially just a guy. I didn't use the work for Howard Stern. I didn't ever do anything for OPEN Anthony, right? I'm 34, and I'm standing there next to Stuttering John, Chad Zumak, Shule Aegar. I mean, the list goes on, the K2 guy that was transporting drugs. I don't even know his name, but we could look into that. There's a lot of fucking weirdos on there, dude. And I'm the only one who looks like he's dressed for athletics.

I mean, I look like I'm the only one who looks like he's dressed for athletics I look like I'm ready to ball and we already know we already know those see me on the court then you know We already know though see me on the court them T-shirt Annie write it down. Yeah, Tony Michaels that fucking guy There's another guy on there too Well, right of Edo's on there with this pink cape. He's in all the lower. He is. He's all in on this now, which is hilarious. And yes, someone asked in the chair of Annie is still modding for him.

Yes, she is. She's all over this so their buddy's now, which is hilarious. I mean, which is great. She's the one who was on your last show. She was a review girl. I knew it was a review girl. And yet, he's still okay with it. All right.

Well, he might not know. I don't know. Oh, okay. I don't know. Let's hope everybody keeps, let's hope all 14 people in the chat are quiet. Yeah, right there. Exactly, let's keep this down.

How funny is that that Perry's going, in this amazing, I'm next to Stuttering John and Chan Sue Mac. And a second ago he was saying like, Chan Sue Mac is so low. He's saying we're talking about it. And I was like, but I'll being photoshopped next to him. And also he's bragging about his outfits.

Yeah. Because he's a baller. Because he's a baller. Yeah. Prathletics. He's a hooper. I'm pretty sure that I don't know anybody's parents who knows Stuttering John is by the way.

Yeah, at least not in my parents too. Well, yeah. Yeah. So only because they've come to some life shots. Yes. But in general, I think most people,, only because they've come to some life jobs. Yes. But in general, I think most people, you know, they're going to know how it started. But they're not going to know who, who's stuttering John.

I don't think that people's parents, did you hear that John? Do you hear what Christian Blatt just said? Come at us. Yeah. Monday and eight. Jesus. I bet. I bet you could get Jay Leno to come on and talk about John for no money.

You know, you don't have to pay him You could probably do that instead. What's let's do that? What's definitely do that? I agreed to come on, but you can't look at me. Okay, I'm not gonna come on camera. That's okay Jay That's fine problem. So was your experience under done. Oh, they're fucking me Todd. They're fucking piece of shit Kyle I gotta tell you guys the word fucking guy. I just wanted to piss off Howard, and they were, yeah, it was a revenge fuck. But it was, it actually worked against me, he's so bad. Not a funny fucking bow to his body, not even a funny bow.

All right, Jay. I mean, he's just going better than I thought it would, but yeah. That's a bitch. I can listen to you now, my friend. All right. So now, Panty Fenty pulls up the photoshop that he's a bit. I can listen to that now. I'm like, right. All right. So now, Panty Fide pulls up the Photoshop that he's talking about. He can't wait to show it off to his viewers here.

We're gonna go right, we're gonna go to it right now. We gotta check this fucking thing out. Yeah. I mean, and Annie said it right when I had told her about it. I was like, this is an odd situation. Go figure, he's having trouble showing it. Somebody had to think about me for that long. Yeah.

Good point. You know what I mean? They had to crop my ear gauges to fit in. You know what I mean? To fit my head on this guy's body. And what a body has got to. Straight up Squidward body. You know what I mean?

Why do I have a Squidward body? I'll never understand. He's been staring at this. Here we are folks, Legion of the Dabble-Dabble-Con, Tron, what is it? So here it is. What do we say about this? Where do we go from here?

It only gets better. But I mean, legends. Legends, dude. I'm right by Chad Zuma. We might as well have our arms around each other. You know what I mean? And only one confident enough to wear shorts, dude. I got to bet he's handling this a lot further than I thought he was. I tell he's really leaning into it and enjoying it, which is great.

But he wasn't impressed when I made a thumbnail for you two with his photo on it. He wasn't impressed by that, but now he's impressed by this. What do I have to do? He's fickle. He really is. I like that he says, someone had to think about me for that long. Yeah. That's never happened to you. Yeah, that's why including anyone who lives in his household. So Christian, you pointed out it's a good photo. Yeah. Yeah, that's never happened to get off point, including anyone who lives in his household. So Christian, you pointed out it's a good photo. Yeah, it's photogenic in this one.

And he agrees with you. And also check this out. Look at the teeth on that boy. You know what I mean? Look at the teeth on that boy. The smile, genuine happiness. Where's the happiness in all these other fools? This guy clearly

playing it off, this guy drunk or high as fuck, you know, I mean clearly something's up here or you just sat down on something, phallic. Studying John, it looks like he just snorted a bunch of, you know, coal. Right? It's all I can afford. Thanks, Santa. I'll be getting high tonight. Sort of punch a hole. King Schwitz the best. I'll be shooting diamonds. I have rights.

Will you marry me? He spends over. Because the diamond was in his ass. Follow me, you guys. Stick with me here. So he's very excited with himself. He's admiring himself. He doesn't know what Kevin dumb fuck is. He's not the only one who doesn't know that.

But he wants to analyze a little bit. And also, who are you? How'd you get here, dude? I know why I'm here. Oh fuck did you get here? I don't know who that guy is. He's probably way cooler than me But I didn't notice the K2 thing on this guy so when it was mentioned about the Drug stuff. Yep. I was like oh cool even like the worst shit, too I love that he knows who told me Michael's is the backstory there and I love that he goes

I don't know this guy, he's probably cooler than me. No, actually, actually Patrick, you'd be wrong about that. It's a fact check. What guy on earth? Yeah, I'm not kidding.

Yeah, trust me, he would switch roles with you at any point here. Is there someone talking about him? So now, so that's Benny says he's clearly Aquaman, which is I thought was a good joke, because he's got the H2O on his shirt So now he starts fantasizing about being the leader of this group the leader of the devil

Or the legit of dev ways But to look at the zoom out detail Got the mask with the black on the outside like the oil on the outside. It's beautiful terrible cape my capes even on right dude My cape is on correctly You know, I mean how many of these guys am I keeping together? How many of these guys am I in charge of here? What you got them cape on the right way you look like jackasses you're embarrassing me He's having so much fun with that tonight was having fun with that

He loves superheroes. Yeah, he really does. And he's always made himself the leader until these kids are dressed. Now let's go solve crimes. He focuses in on like, Shuley's body a lot. It's something I'm like, dude, it's not really Shuley. You know that, right?

That's not really you. That's not really Shuley. It's not part of the stuff. I look the best. They had the short zone, you know. Okay. But Patti wants to remind us, even though he is in the Legion of Daabler's.

He is not himself a Daabler. Oh. Or is he? Patti's no Daabler? See, that's what I'm trying to say. I fucking don't dabble. If I'm a Daabler, I dabble for real. Like, I do video editing and music and fucking drawings and uh,

I do it all while I'm stoned. So I'm pretty good at Fortnite, dude. I got some sub-messages, dude. I was fucking trying to fill up the, yeah, I dabble in internet, no? I dabble in some YouTube as well. I've dabbled all over the place. All right, so what happens here is that he's going off on that thing and he's riffing and he's loving what he's doing and then he looks over in his chat scone. He didn't realize that his internet went out. Oh, no.

So his stream ends, he has to restart another stream and he lost all of his momentum and he's all kind of bummed out about it. He's mad, he's mad at his internet. I'm just disappointed right now that we went through all of that to lose the chat to come here. And now I feel like a fucking asshole, dude. Oh, my fucking idiot.

Oh, fucking stupid bullshit. Dude, my internet sucks, dude, I'm poor. What do you want for me? Oh. I have nine screens on and a phone everything's using Wi-Fi dude. It sucks up the juice alright Unlimited my ass. That's not what unlimited means so he knows what the problem is yeah It's like every device is connected to the Wi-Fi right now. So yeah, of course it's gonna be shitty turn off those devices Yeah, we're looking at one screen right. Yeah, why is this phone on? Yeah, right. Stop streaming. It's up. If you're streaming, turn up all the other devices. Just to be safe, turn off the cactus. Just to be safe. Well, I would enjoy this video a lot less

if you turned off the cactus. I want to. We love the cactus. But I think that's really odd that he thinks that's what unlimited means. Unlimited doesn't mean like unlimited devices can't have the same time and perfect streaming. But I don't know, I don't work for the cable company. So apparently he claims that there were 68 people watching his show when it died.

So that's kind of a bummer. But he gets back into it, he's gonna end with a great joke. I always like his, he's talking about how he has a fear of traveling. So he's not gonna do stand up anymore, but he still writes jokes. And he's gonna tell us one of his favorites. I think you guys are gonna like this. Uh, man, Jeremy, if you haven't been here for this joke, it's always the one that I go to.

But I said, uh, if molestation, you you know being molested has to be terrible but it's gotta be that much worse if you have a photographic memory. Remember every detail. It's Uncle Steve. The closet. On fucking Easter. I didn't think the initial joke was good but the tag was pretty good. It's actually Easter.

Yeah. It's the closet. He didn't have me until he's actually a Easter. Yeah, it was a positive. He didn't have me until he got to Easter. I didn't have me until he got to Easter. And then I'll make you know what, you want me over, Patty? He's podcasting from a closet. Wait a minute. Easter, Uncle.

Patty, do you want to tell us something? Is there more to this joke than just the hot-ass? Patty, do you want to call Sarah Silverman's podcast? You've got to. She can help. She can't help. She won't help. She's not helpful. Oh, you know, it's helpful, though, is one of our favorite review girls, Mary Beth. Hey, I was setting you up to like stop looking at your phone. I was like, Hey, you know what I'm going to do now review

girl. Hey, what's happening, Mary Beth?'m fix it myself. Yeah, let me get this We get that off the screen. Wow go America. I'm team America today. There you go America. Fuck yeah, okay I do have hold on hold on be fold are you doing reviews because we got to do we got to catch an alien first I got something to say oh please if you're wondering why I'm in a bikini top, it's because I'm upping my game. I don't like these other review girls, AI or real sniffing around for my position. I am the only review girl. I am Mary Beth Johnson and these are my own words. Well, you delivered it like you did write that so I believe it. I appreciate

you upping your game and frankly I don't know anyone who doesn't appreciate it. Let's just do this layout for the rest of the show and now that is no more. Are you ready to catch an alien with us, Marybeth? You look fucking ready. Yes, absolutely. I gotta say, not fucking around, producer Chris. I'm like some people. I'm looking at you.

Get your one doing. like some people. I'm looking to you. I'm going to bring this back up because Kurt of his one tuna row and if he wins three in a row, we have to kill him and eat him. What if those will be fine? Yes. Who teem anyone? See, because that's how they eat potatoes and canada. You mean Minnesota? Minnesota. Yeah. That's how they eat potatoes and can't analyze them. You mean Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeah. That's the end. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Brandon Tatum, an officer Tatum, you know, African man. Cool. Tatum, cool dude.

And he's like, I can think of, now this is an NFL player that then went to a cop and he came from the hood. So being a cop after you're in the hood is not really like a cool thing for him. And he's like, I can, he's like, maybe once or twice, I would say somebody did something to me racist. Once or twice, I would say somebody did something to me racist once or twice. He's saying. And

this is a guy who's saying, he's African American. He's saying like this BGM BL Q. He's saying, look, it's bullshit. If we don't wake up, we're done for. And I love to be optimistic, but it doesn't, to me, it doesn't matter if guys like Joel van Polzor, who's, you know, he could tell you more information than anybody on the planet. All of them, I think like a catastrophe has to happen for anything to change because you could speak out, I could speak out everybody. They're too big and too powerful, you know, and they have their agenda and they start with a division with the race of stuff that really isn't happening. Oh, that's not enough.

Then they go to, you know, the trans thing. Oh, that's not enough. Okay, let's do trans things to kids. Okay, now the gay people worked forever just to be able to say they're gay and married. And now you're on the trans thing. You know, that's like a shot in the face of them. It's just never ends with you with this whole thing. And I just don't see how it's fixed.

And then to go back to kind of like the space thing. When I had Stephen Greerin everything and it wasn't just about, you know, is it UFO real? Are they real? Is there aliens? He had everything. And if that man's lying and he can make that good of paperwork, you know, he should be on planet Mars or somewhere else. And everything he said, I mean, I would, some of the stuff he had said I had sent to the heads of the CIA one time and they're like, yeah, that's true.

What? And what, you know, he had said that, you know, that's true. And it's true. Like they're saying they saw the TikTok toe and this and that by a fighter jet. Do you really think, and he makes a good point, and I want to know your point.

Do you really think that a crann from another planet, if it can get here, is gonna go... What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, shove things up asses. The mess with some red necks Next Fuck with a 757

4 Start a podcast Lastly Let us see them To catch Unalien Alright, I think there's two distinct possibilities Let's see them to catch an alien. All right, I think there's two distinct possibilities. Start a podcast, it's probably a throwaway.

I think I'm not going to say a fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a joke on how to obvious a space alien. So I think it's gonna be next to fuck with a 757, but I could see another one being a two. Christian, you're our guest today. What do you think? Yeah, I'm feeling lastly.

Yeah, that's the other one. That's the other one that makes a lot of sense to me, Mary Beth. Oh, that I'm gonna go with, well, first of all, I literally have no idea what he's talking about, but I know that's the point. Nobody goes. Nobody goes.

Also, his headphones come out so far. Yeah. It's like, I've never seen headphones come out like that. Anyway, I'll go with it. Well, you can't afford the time to have phones at MSCS Tommy can afford. That's why. Obviously. I would say be mess with red necks. Okay. That's what I got. That's what you got to. Yep. Oddly enough, none of us chose anal pro. No anal pro is counted on that. Or start a podcast, all right? Yeah.

I mean, he did say fuck us in the ass or something like that. Yeah, that's true. So all right, let's see. I would, some of the stuff he had said, I had sent to the heads of the CIA one time and they're like, yep, that's true. And, you know, he had said that the end of, you know, like they're saying they saw the Tic Tac Toe and this and that by a fighter jet.

Do you really think, and he makes a good point, and I want to know your point, do you really think that a cram from another planet, if it can get here, is going to go fuck with a 757 or a fighter? Like, do you really think it's going to get in the way? Hell yeah, baby. I'm back on the winning side of things. 757 or a fighter like do you really think it's gonna get in the hell? Yeah, baby I'm back on the winning side of things and Curtis gets to live. Yes The W for me and Karrie did another few weeks. That's correct Kurt me. I'm wrong here. Maybe I'm an idiot

But I think they were saying that they saw a craft that looks like a tick-tack And he called a tick tech tell. Yeah. Is that what just happened right there? Well, on his planet, that's what they call it. They can always take it. They can always take it. It's a space grocery store.

You say, hey, can I get a box of tick tech tell? Okay. Yeah. At the space grocery store. Well, that's obviously starting. Right. He shops. Good point.

Yeah. All right. Why are that? You know what I mean? And what he was saying, and he's having a big disclosure 2.0 in Washington DC where he's unleashing everything that he knows because it's so bad that we mocked him. You know, we mocked the crafts that we have. We were able to mock him. There's been going on since the 40s and the ones they were going up near the plains and the guys that go on a podcast and say, yeah, it was a UFO or yeah, this guy,

top notch doctors, this guy says, oh, you a UFO or, yeah, this guy, top notch, this guy says, oh, you know, these people went near this thing and got white matter. Well, there's something here that says you've got paid $10 million to say that. You can't say white's matter. Come on, Tommy. You know, like just crazy shit. You're gonna get a dollar trouble. And his thing was is that, you know, they put fear and then one day, oh, the aliens are invading. And what do you do? What do you do, Perry?

You run to the government. Hell, pal, palp. Bozzly, right? But I mean, do you think, if they're real, do you really think that they would go by a 757, a fighter jet? Like, what would be the point? And he was like, hell, no, they're going over the nuke sites because it's affecting the way they bend time

That's all for this time Come back next time to find out if you can bend time enough to catch An alien is that one already brought to you by subreddit surfing subscribe today Also, you'll remember the 90s check it out check it out What's that y'all boot

I'm not your buddy friend. He's not your friend guy. I'm not you. Tommy. I want to help you hide in plain sight So most of us earthlings just say Mars not planet Mars. Thank you. I can point. We know you're not talking about candy. It's fine. That's all good. Um, just a quick note to card if you're watching back or listening back. You got to bring the audio level stop on, uh, MSCS when you make these. But my note is anybody who says the clips are too long is wrong. I could have watched another five minutes of Tom.

Honestly, the problem with Tommy Show is that a lot of times he's doing very little talking and the guest is doing all the talking. And that's when I'm like, okay, whatever. When he talks for that long, I'm wishing every word he has to say because there's so much wrong. We're just scratching the surface. We need to transcribe this. And yeah, other people read it out loud.

Every now and then he says someone correct and I'm like, oh, okay. All right, yes, grow watcher. We got it, buddy. High five and am I canceled? I guess Cardiff is getting lazy. Yeah, but you'll fix that post buddy. So it's all good.

More work for you. I'm sure you don't mind. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. And I have to go, so I'm not even gonna explain what we've done. But that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show that we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of our of these podcasts. I get everyone excited about that. And I have to say this is a show that we have done before, but it has been years and a lot has changed. So I feel it's time for a revisits.

I just like the word ripple. You know what that is? I mean, I just do it. I know what ripple is. I mean I know what rippleians I have I have a thousand dollars that says Bobby couldn't figure this out with 20 guesses. Oh yeah I can. What? Ripple? Yeah. In the ocean they have a ripple water. That is also correct. No it is. That's not dollars. So how much do I get there? Are we rolling? Yeah. Whatever dude. How much do I get? Ripples are a song song Oh from the grateful dead

You know how would you know that you liked the dead? I just saw the documentary really I burned through it last weekend with the one the long-strain trip So tiger belly with koala Bobby Lee and it just so happens at the latest episode is Bert Kreischer on it. Go figure figure. That guy's not normally on podcast, but there he is hanging out with everyone. I'm sure he leaves that sweatshirt on the whole show. You think you might take it off? Is that what you're saying? I've got a thousand dollars that it's not

funny. Yeah. I don't think you'll take you out by that. I'm just tuning in to watch him pick his feet. He really has to treat that one. So please join us for that one. Mary Beth, you're gonna read reviews in a minute, but is there anything that you wanna plug or promote before we move on? No, no. I still gotta watch you talk to the little house

on the Prairie and fan girl out. I haven't watched that yet. Oh, it's embarrassing. Oh good, that's embarrassing. Oh good. That's what I was hoping. You're not really really well received by the Tellum Steve Dave audience. I think that they love it.

Oh yeah, they love it. Everyone. Every single listener loves it. And Christian Blatt, hey, you're on the Blatt cast. Yeah, you know, I drop names on the Blatt cast all the time and then this is going to be a not surprising one. Nobody cares that I have an episode from a few months ago Which I love it's another one with Dana Carvey, but just a few weeks ago

I had the one and only card of electric whoa talking about Berk Krasher I went and saw the machine he didn't we talked about it. That's black cast episode 545 45 Keep doing your plug up set no I know you got to go so I'm gonna interject that real quick So the black cast and then you and I are talking about starting up another show Called who are these broadcasters? Yeah, do you want to tease that a little bit? As soon as we figure it out, we'll tease it. No, I think there might be some funny things said

within the media that might be worth, it much in the similar fashion, is this show or who are these socials, but nothing like the creep off, Vinnie, you're not getting a cut of this. But, I think we were just, yeah, right there. Okay. I think O'Reilly probably still gets pretty frustrated,

especially the fact that he's on news nation. And he doesn't. He's on what now? He's on a platform called news nation. Bill O'Reilly? Yes. Number one guy in cable nighttime news. That's not so much anymore.

No, that's not much. Oh my God, that's too bad. He thinks the falafel is elufe. You know, there's a lot of things we learned about it. That is true. So guys, like him, there's still out there. We can still find them and we can still laugh. And every once in a while sportscasters,

they also say something that you might be able to isolate and laugh at. Yeah, you want to know what the upslur capital the world is or something like that. Or where they go when they're in Kansas City. The barbecue joint and there's also a museum. There's a museum that's worth attending. Yeah, so yeah, so basically just,

it's more opportunities for Carl to make fun of people. You know, yeah, trying to help. All right, so thank you, Christian, for coming over. I really appreciate it. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well well everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

I'm now to show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Internet news with Lucy Tic-Box. From Patreon, Dave Swigart starts us off with some poignant sarcasm.

Carl, you need to do the exact same thing every week. Never deviate or try anything new or take chances. Or I'm gonna take my fucking five bucks and leave. CJ Roth, after all these years, I finally sign up to Patreon and the podcast has never been more of a mess. HMM, burger! Clean crevice grapes? I don't even know what to say.

The guest's getting caught up with the details about a show I'm currently watching is horrible. Yeah, but Chad is like good because he's bad. Hot Take Alex, pucking shit and airing irrelevant grievances isn't the format Geno. I wish you could talk over yourself. From Facebook, Evan Wagner posts a recent pic of substitute stut Joe and writes, best shape of his life, what did he look like in the worst shape of his life? Brian DeWald, blob is not a shape,

Brett Williams, he's looking more and more like an 80s televanjalist. From YouTube, fancy Mortimer notes, the fact that roots worked with Jaguar Wright for more than a day shows great patience. Matt Boyle, ah yes, the classic, this dead guy was my best friend gag. Surrated Gran opines? This level of delusion and entitlement for a backup singer is pathetic. It kind of reminds me of someone else. He thinks and refers to himself as world famous.

I'm a Richard with props, good Juneteenth episode boys, Mr. Rivet, John's kids are grifters and professional victims like their old man. I'm proud of him because it shows he was in their lives to teach them that skill. Lots of kids grow up to be awful people without a dad guiding them to be one. External extrapolations? Sounds like John knows his worth and is a shrewd businessman. There's not much room for negotiation between $440,000. Michael Mitchell makes a strong point. John calling Carl Gay when he knows he's straight means that he's using it as an insult,

like it's bad to be gay. I thought John was all for the gay and trans community. He was the entertainment. Suttering John returns are the same as Kiss Farewell tours. Circus E842, I'd like to invite John on a tour of the Titanic. From North Jersey, I believe John would spend money on cores before he would spend it on his daughter. I bet he never made a payment once. David D. Holy shit, she does look exactly like Baba Buie. And from Reddit, it's Mr. Jack Ryan posts. She sounds like an awful person who takes herself

way too seriously. Reminds me of someone else. And a sociopath on Reddit plays us out with a compelling headline, an important update. A summer camp production of Winnie the Pooh at the Harvard-Degrees Opera House is outselling Tom Myers and Dad fans. I will hand it over to you, Mary Beth. Do we have any new reviews? I got one review titled legitimate complaint. Great podcast, except when Carl brings on Kumiya's lackeys who constantly interrupt the pace of the show and are also as unfunny the podcast they're reviewing. Stop cucking up to compound media, Carl.

Oh, that sounds like a two or three star review, if I had a guess. It's a five star. It's thank you, sir. I will accept five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star.

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It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a five-star. It's a Stein was on oh no, yeah, stuck up the joint. Yeah, right? She's got for bed Anything else over there? No, probably got all right. Thank you Mary Beth and guys keep giving us those reviews Those five-star reviews and helps the algorithm and we do very much appreciate that All right, let's hit some voicemails. This is Cancer called it God I feel like I'm doing the fucking Sarah Silverman show. Cancer's calling

into the show now. Isn't that good? I don't like your neck and fun. Well, my cousin's gorgeous. He's a really good. Actually, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan. I can't do that character for too long, man. It's painful. Okay. Yes. Of course, does sound like he's. I'm sure he's going to be around for too long man. It's painful. Okay. Yes, course does sound like he's. I'm sure he's going to be around for a long time. He sounds very healthy. Alright, Aaron M. Holds, Steel Toe, calling you to the show here. Carl Aaron M. Holds here, Steel Toe. How are you pal? Just wanted to check in. I'm here with with April. And we

are on today's show. We're a little bit light on our free 50 goals. So we're wondering if you could view and produce a crystal. Kick in a couple of bucks. Maybe a dollar, a couple of bucks, 20. It'd be fairly crazy, maybe a hundred bucks. We want to get to that goal this morning and keep on going. Because we are listener-funded radio. Let's go, you can use PayPal, Venlo, BitPay, paylink or Scooby Pat.

Thanks. Thank you very much, Aaron. I love you get to that goal. No problem at all. Hey, Carl. This is John with Scamp and I just want to show I'm very much in favor of you doing the Stuttering John interview.

And if you'd like donations before that to make that happen, I'd be happy to donate before. But John wants to do that. It's not important. I can give a super chat of $20 during the interview if you would like. So just let us know what we can do. This is probably the most important thing to my life. It's the only thing I enjoy listening to you would like. So just let us know what we can do. This is probably the most important thing to my life. The only thing I enjoy listening to you talk about

it's bothering John. So let's make it happen. God bless. Bye. Let's make it happen. Yeah, let's. I agree. Let's definitely try to make that happen. That would be nice. All right. So this is we had a new review girl. Very best notice that. Oh yeah. So did Brian I think. Yeah. So somebody's calling it about that. Yo, your new review girl, what, uh, and group? No.

Bro, uh, I don't want to see any, uh, uh, picks on the Patreon for this or something. Oh, thank you. Nothing wrong with her. All right. But that's a man. That's most definitely not a woman. Like the beginning was.

I ain't got nothing wrong with trans people. Okay. But you made the call. You're trying to see Pity. That is a long way to go about it. Okay. So this person is making it clear that there's no problem with that. Yeah.

Just want to let us know. And then you decided to call back in. And clarify. Okay. You know, I left my last call and I realized, oh, that was probably a little personally at times. Maybe. Or unreasonably at times. I left my last call and I realized, oh, that was probably a little personally attempted. Maybe. Or unreasonably attempted.

I wanted to be reasonable effective. So, okay. I'll come up with a better angle. Okay, sounds good. I'm sure Andy's fine with everything that you said. We'll find out. I suppose. Is that the guy that does Tony Michaels?

He sounds a little bit like. Oh, I don't think so. The Tony Michaels guy is from Australia you'd never know it How good is it? All right Scores calling on the morning X and I got some jokes for you today First one what would you call If you were the psychic

A four-kin teller He seemed to be psychic. A four-kid teller. Next, I decided I wanted to burn calories recently, so I said, Vinny Paulido, what's fire? That's very good, but last one. What do bad relationships and Vinny Paulido, Evan Codman, is a rough and poor shout? All right, God, I'll be back. and he called me to weapon call it. He's the roof of the bush out. All right, God, I'll call you back.

The best scorch strizer ever. Apparently, Bitties is mute. Who knew? Wow. That's amazing. Oh, the announcer for Harrison Young's baseball game called him. Isn't this exciting? I can't wait.

I'm a announcer. Bottom of the fifth year, playoff hearings happen in an Eris and Young Basement. Eris and Young step into the play here, the inaugural game of the February 29th, 2005 series. Eris and Young step to the play. W is the bottle cap. It's Patrick's cat. Hey, that's very exciting sport. the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

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the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the He took some cans from the headphone gallery and walked on down the hall. Carl, yes Pat, I want to kill you.

Carly, I want to... And he didn't stop there. We're actually the Isles are performing this song two night at Radio Social if you're in the Rochester area. It went down to Gabhawks and got myself a beer. It going down to Gabhawks gonna have a re-yo. Not that time. Okay. I like the end better. Alright, let's see what else is going on. Oh, people want my soundboard on the internet. Hey, bro, go from Connecticut.

I had a request for you. I know you used to work in ebons world and you're always bragging about all your soundboards sounds. One of the best things about ebons world back today was soundboards. But you're fucking soundboard on the internet. This was like the AIDS fucking voice mail that I've left on this topic. What am I paying? Three or five dollars for one more? Anyway, take your shit together. Fuck you love you. Call me back. All right, the soundboard on the internet. But then everyone will start doing WTP. Oh wait a minute. That's already happened.

Could you imagine Shulee's fucking tea with my soundboard? God damn it. All right, my new favorite voice-mower. Carl, Tony from The Bronx, listen. After hearing Harrison Young on Crimsy the Week, I came to the realization, that's fucking Genino bisconti i mean gino's on pace to look like him with all the fucking drinking he does and they both just blabber on and on and on about nothing like um

like iris and young could have easily said i converted my living group into a baseball diamond i plan gets my cat and i wouldn't depend on every year. That's it. End the story. Nice and simple. All right, Carl, on now. Don't call me back. I think Gina lacks the creativity to pull that one off, but I like the idea, sir. All right, a couple more real quick. Hey, Carl. So I'm listening to John talk to Vince Deloyer about Confronting you and Julieli and I've noticed that when he

talked about his kids, he mentioned them by name except for his trans kid who he refers to constantly as my trans kid. I just thought that was an interesting observation. Love the show, don't call me that. I mean, when you have a kid who's had two different names, sometimes you forget which is the appropriate one to you, they suppose. Yeah, it's just easier to say my kid. You don't have to remember.

Yeah, exactly. The other one. The youngest one. Or the way I don't even know. All right, the last one I have here is a theory on Chad Zomak. Hey Carl, I can't believe this is true. A lot of people on the internet are saying

that Chad's smudged up glasses or actually his come glasses. Seems weird, but so many people are saying it, but if it's not true, I wouldn't want it to become a thing. But then Aaron says on his show that when he introduces April, April wearing a come glasses, so maybe people picked it up from that. That I believe she probably has the safety goggles in the drawer. All right, check it this one left coast, please.

What about you, Marybeth? Safety glasses in the drawer? Now, take it in the eye. Nice. This is a review girl at the same time. Correct answer. Well done. Five stars.

Yay! Marybeth, star of the show. Yet again, thank you so much for joining us today, Marybeth. Yeah, very bad star of the show yet again. Thank you so much for joining us today Mary bath. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yes, always lovely to talk to you and lovely to see you. We have to schedule. I'm going to get yelled at by my other bandmates for not being where I should be right now. We're late for big practice.

Late for loadout, which is much more frowned upon than being laid for band practice But thank you guys so much for hanging out Christian. Thank you so much for making it over here today Well, Andy took the Wednesday spot. So that was the only way I could get on the show was to drive here. It's true Go fuck yourselves have a good week. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh wow! That was a great episode. That was really great.