Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep423 - TigerBelly Revisited

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

People are starting to take notice of how horrific Khalyla Kuhn is as both a broadcaster and a person. So I decided we should revisit TigerBelly but lo and behold, Bert Kreischer was on the most recent episode. Oh well, I guess we have to talk about how terrible Bert is at broadcasting. Trucker Andy joins the show (thankfully) to focus on Khalyla and Bobby's one-sided relationship. Then the host of Whatever talks to girls about video games, some dude who hosts a podcast no one has ever heard has a problem with me, Chad stream snipes my interview with Stuttering John, and Cardiff joins to catch an alien. And yes, I just got to interview Stuttering John and we discuss that a bit. Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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because that's the funny part. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Tiger Belly. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get it started. The show hosted by Bobby Lee and Kalila Koon. And we've actually reviewed this show years ago. I thought it was time for a revisit

because at the time that we reviewed this, Bobby and Kalila were a couple or an item. They have since broken up. Okay. And Kalila doesn't seem like a good person. Just the way that she's kind of cucked, Bobbie Lee and I don't know. A lot of rumors and speculation out there.

I don't know everything that there is to know. I have some clips that support that. Okay, good. I'm glad you do because I want to get our things started today. If you don't mind. Yes, please. Because I watched the most recent episode and they have Bert Christchurch on.

And burnt Christchurch has been podcasting forever. He's on everyone's show all the time. He should be good at podcasting at this point. You would think, you would think he'd get better and better. He seems to be getting worse and worse. And it actually is shocking to me how frustrating the first five minutes of this episode was to get through. And I have to present this as a package.

And then we can move on from that. Sure. You guys okay with that, please. Oh, and I should mention upfront, I meant to say this. I started to sit on a rengion today for the first time ever in my life. I went on a miserable company. And John came on, I couldn't believe it.

I really did not expect that to happen, sorry KB. I was shocked. And so I got to hang out and started to talk to John for about an hour and 45 minutes. So we'll definitely be talking about that later on in the show. It was amazing. Yeah, it was cool.

It was cool talking to John. He's not cool, but it was cool. He looks terrible. Yeah. When I opened up my StreamYard link, and he was already there when I opened it up, I went, oh my God. Yes.

It looked like an AI version of Stuttering John and for a second I was like, he looks like the dab was in on a shirt that Dr. Steve sent around. Yes. Which I thought was, oh well, he's got through the top Photoshop. Like, whoa.

He's got a gray complexion, yeah. His liver left like a year ago. I was like, I'm outta here. She says. He looks like if they made a muppet of John. Yeah. It's like a year ago. I was like, I'm out of here. Jesus. He looks like if they made a muppet of John. Yeah. It's like a character of himself. It's crazy.

Anyway, we'll talk all about that. I have some clips as some things to get to you on that front. But let's start off by talking about, we got Bert Kreischer on Tiger Belly and it starts off Bert wants to ask Bobby a question, and we're more about our host here. Okay, name your five interests. In life?

In life. Starts track, okay. What a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what a weird, what mmm that's one for cards and yeah dude that's good yeah yeah yeah you want i have bill bill what's the name of the lead guy bill um he was played Kirk William Shatner I call him Bill uh so gross he uh he asked me uh he made me cry in front of him whoa why because he was doing a movie and his movie was based on uh five comedians that uh break into an elder comedian's funeral. So I let that play for a second just because it shows that he asks Bobby Lee a question,

what are your five interests in life? Yeah, I was like, awesome. I love to tell you about this. He said Star Trek next generation and immediately birds like, oh, let me tell you a story about something that happened to me. Like, here we go. I mean, William Shatter's had a part of that show

they're talking about. And immediately has to make it about him. Name five interests, go. Yeah. It's like the most chiptippers that way to start a show. I know, but the fact that Bobbie Lee was excited to tell us. I was actually interested. All right, yeah, what does this guy get to?

Does he ever come back to the other four? No, they never come back. That's a spoiler right there. Because Bert is so ADD and retarded when they start talking about something, and I've seen this with a lot of these podcasts, especially for whatever reason, West Coast podcasts, because they're all name droppers,

they just start spewing out any random facts they know about the topic at hand. So this is an example since they're talking about William Shatter. His house is right by Joe Khoi's house, his house is right by Joe Koy's house. His, his office is right by Joe Koy's house. Yeah. Yeah, because I just saw him not too long ago.

He looks great. Who cares? His office is by Joe Koy's house? Yeah, I know exactly where that is. Why would anyone give a fuck about that? What's the difference? Like, you know something about him, neat. Yeah.

Bobby Lee is about to tell you the other four things he sent him. Well, no, no, that's not good back to that because Bobby Lee is not even on the talk and his own show I'll tell you what it is. I told you this before about saying again, dude. I'm passionate about it Okay, oh well your podcast listeners that you tell the same story twice. That's so funny my Wait, you've never told us I know I've told the same story a lot I like telling the same story it gets how it gets better But then they're like, Burters tells the same fucking story.

We get it. Rogan changed your life. Oh no. Enough of it. Yeah. I'll tell you the story. How about opening that wine, Pete? Yeah.

I'm open to wine. I am done. I am done promoting a fucking thing. That's not a thing. All I've been doing is promoting, and I'm leaving for fully loaded tonight, and I'm done. No more podcasts, I'm not gonna do another.

This is my last podcast for like probably seven weeks. Fuck yeah dude, we're the last one dude. Do you have no ideas? What's all you're going your tour? I'm in a therapy like twice a week, I'm like I'm done talking. You look healthy right now. No, no, he does not.

He's so self-involved. Yo, yeah. So he doesn't, I don't know if he realized he's doing this, he knows he's the worst, he doesn't care, or if he's just not even noticing that he's not wanting anyone to have a conversation. So after Bobbie Lee was gonna tell him his five interests, then he says, why have William Shattern her story?

And he's gonna have told on this, I'm gonna show you before, but I'll tell you the guy. I've heard this for a hundred times in my audience is sick of hearing it Yeah so much so that they're telling me I've gone full Corolla and I can't stop telling the same stories over and over again, but I Haven't heard it and birth second eleven to get it out Bird immediately starts talking about oh my gosh

I do all these podcasts like okay, then you can shut the fuck up right now You're on a show with two people who can also talk about things. They probably have something to talk about. This is crazy because Bert is explaining that he's tired of talking about Bert. What's up just now, bye. You're hearing a bad feeling. You look better than you. You look maxed out though, you just stretched too much, you feel?

Like, wait, you're hearing me? Yeah, I was too much talking about me. That's why I'm like, I think you know what happens is like, I forgot how much fun just getting on a podcast and fucking talking to people is as opposed to going like hey, did I tell you about my movie? You know like or I tell you about this tour or did I tell you about my special razzle dazzle? What can I tell you about my fall tour? I mean, it's just like so much promotion and I'm just you're done. I'm done good. That's just the fuck up Yeah, my Bobby tell a story goes I really like talking with people. You mean at people?

Bert? He just talks at people. You're a hostage. When he's on your show. And he's in therapy twice a week, he says. Yeah. Further evidence that maybe therapy isn't for therapy does not anyone. Yeah. I've seen zero evidence. I know. This guy's got to be worse. Got everything and done barely anything to get it. And he like oh, I got I got to go to therapy about this I so this gets even more enraging. I couldn't believe I was still I kept pulling clips I was like all right. We're moving on right nope. This just goes on and on let me tell you about William Shatter my friend and by the way you feel that and I'm gonna fucking light up Gene Simmons keep going

Oh, you have one gene Simmons. Oh fuck rockers got it coming when I think his His daughter just followed me on Instagram, your friends with her. Oh my god, he had a good DMer. Good DM, so I'm from the same place. Nice to meet you. Oh, you're dad's a f***ing bragging babe. Yeah, I was in her music video.

Oh, I'll just drink that as a bottle. I have cool people following me too, baby. Who do you think has more cool followers? Oh my god. Like more celebrity followers than me. We're already asking new questions. The guy's trying to tell his William Shatter story. I've just been trying to tell you have more cool. Oh my god. More celebrity followers than me. We're already asking new questions The guys trying to tell his William Shatter story. I'm just trying to tell you his five interests and now we're talking about who follows people on Social media koala. She's like oh Gene seven dead and why do they bring up Gene sevens? Oh

No, come on About like why I want to hear him get blasted. What did Gene Simmons do to Bird that he's got beef with them now? Also, these people are retarded. The producer guy brings him probably a $50 bottle of wine. He's just like, oh, I'll just drink it straight out of the bottle. Yeah, I know. What is classic?

Like a fucking hobo. Bird's a class act. My God. You gotta give him that. I don't know why Bird even asks questions, because he doesn't care about the answer. And it's obvious because he's immediately tuned out

as soon as he asks and someone starts answering it. So will he let our buddy Bobby tell this fucking story? Will he let him? But let me go back to Bill Shatton or do it? Before you start this. I feel like you're doing right now. I feel like I know what I'm doing. I know you're pushing me until I tell it 30 minutes later,

I'm not doing that. No, no, I'm not. I'm not playing this game with you, dude. No, do you, do you read negative comments on Instagram? Oh, does he? Have I, yes, have you? I have in the past. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, oh, I can't,

I can't allow him this podcast. I had a bad one that was, I thought I was fucking in the clear. I thought it was someone else's fucking page. Oh, my God. It was someone else's page. Oh. Wait, I know this feeling. Oh, I thought you knew this comment.

I knew this fucking comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. I was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment.

It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was a on a whole different thing now. We're not even close to where we started with five interest star track Shatter those things are connected now. We're talking about comments on and I love that Bert thought that she knew what comments Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Instagram From a different Hey, yeah, well, you know what's coming up and talking about oh, yeah, of course. I know all your comments I'm a real insight into all of your fans. And so back to the wine thing, that was his way of saying, get me a fucking glass. I just wanna point out. Yeah.

The producer comes back with glasses. Good point. That's a good point. All right. Nice zippy way of saying that. So now, Bobbi Lee is going to tell his story. Will Bert listen. I don't wanna make this difficult.

I need guys to listen. So listen as long as it takes it for him to think of something that he wants to talk about of himself. What's the over under? Watch this. Bill Shatner. Bill Shatner. Hello.

So years ago, are you listening? Uh-huh. So you didn't, you did an eye thing. No, I'm drinking. I'm thinking about it. No, but you looked on the ground, not your glass. I'm listening. Are you really?

I'm actively listening. Okay, no like a child It's so childish. These are adults and they can't have a conversation. That's cohesive or coherent They just yeah everything going on just yelling out different fucking random things especially these two yeah Bobby's the grown-up in the room that's the crazy part Bobby. They can't get back on track Yeah, I've never seen Bobby Lee have to control a show before Oh, I've seen tracks before how about it? Oh god, it's so insane So then he finally starts telling the story and Bert's gonna interrupt him for the dumbest reason ever well

One reason is to compliment himself but the other reason is to explain that he thinks this is going to be a good story Well then fucking let him tell that. Holy shit. That's all. All right. So that's what happened. So the year later, I just want you to know that in telling this story, as a superior storyteller than you, like I'm better than you. I know. I know. I know. I know you know, I'm good. One. This is one of my favorite stories you've ever told.

It already sets up so this is a great setup because DL you You've got to know now you look at a fucking Luna. This is a really great setup to a story because now you look like some lunatic He's not it No reference at the whole time right And you have to do his high pitch squealy look at me thing hilarious hilarious body. Yeah High-pitched squealy look at me thing hilarious hilarious body. Yeah, I think that's what he just said this story gets his stamp of approval You know basically the story that I haven't heard before but it's already great not better than anything I've done but it's a good story that I haven't heard yet. I know that's what he said you don't have to be talking What the guy fucking spit his stupid story out?

Basically what the story was I don't know if it's important or not He spit his stupid story out. Basically what the story was, I don't know if it's important or not, but he was hired to do a show in Vegas with DL Hugley and he dressed up as Kim Jong Un and he was in the audience and they were gonna go to him and then DL Hugley never did. So he was just sitting there and just like walked out like, oh, that was stupid.

And then he got asked to come back a year later to do someone's shatner and janner, blew him off as well. But it took so long to get this out impossible to get the story out so anyway so then a year later he'll board it work got Kim Jong fuck one time by making a Kim Jong joke wait was it was I said can you believe how arrogant in this guy to name all his kids with his first name Kim oh that's why yeah that's his last name yeah no shit

I found that out the hard way. How would you not know that Asian Twitter? I didn't know I didn't realize that we have Asian first. They're the last name. But first Asians lit me up. I had to delete the comment and then they then they weren't done with me. Oh, no, we're done with me. I they were like, they were like, oh, you can't just delete the comments. Fuck boy. We know what you man. I thought I really thought he named his kids Kim Jong-un And then I'll be Charles Christchurch of the first Celebrate your stupidity again, right. Yeah, you're a moron. Yeah, that's that's the dumbest shit. Who doesn't know that?

Naming your kid the same name as you is not that crazy. It happens all the time. That's George Foreman. That's George, well George Foreman's a fucking weirdo. He doesn't have a wrong way. He doesn't have the wrong way. He's got seven kids named George. That's stupid. I was thinking more like George Bush, but anyway, it doesn't matter. The fact that he had to interrupt the story again to explain, listen to what I have guys, we got it.

We know. You're fucking moron. Anyway, so in raging, I'm watching the first five minutes of this. I'm like, holy shit. They can't spit off this fucking story. Yeah. It's so insane. Andy, take over for it. Yeah, that was funny because I watch the same thing and then I texted Carl. I was like, you're clipping this too, right? We're gonna all the same clips. So I went ahead and jumped back to episode 400. And it's set up to be a celebration. There's balloons and that's it.

And so it's like that was some passive aggression that you can kind of tell that Bobby and Clilas whole relationship is kind of like this at this point and clip six. Okay. I think, you know, honestly, I think the mood is, are my mood is a little weird because of what you made me do.

What did I make you do? You know what you made me do. I didn't know what I was making you do until I made you do it. Yeah. And then I never wanted to make me do it. And that's why she's collilo, that's amazing. So you're like, well, what is it?

Well, just did she cook him and make him suck a guy's dick? Yeah, right, right. Did you have to suck the com out of her com? Yeah, it was. It's good to have you. She just made him watch a horror movie, but it could have gone either way. Oh, right.

All right. So in clip seven, it still sounds like they're fighting about a manage gone wrong. Okay. You fucked me up, man. You're the one that told me to watch it. Why'd you agree? Because whenever you recommend something,

I watch it. Okay, so I don't know what. It seems like there's a lot of subtext here. Yeah. The way their relationship is now. Are they still dating at this time? I think this is only a month ago or something. So they're not dating.

No, but there's a lot of weirdness. You feel that tension. Yes. And it's like the way they talk to each other. Yeah. So I really can't listen to these two talk and not put it into the context of their relationship problems, even though this is just about watching a movie again in clip eight. Okay.

Second half was your fault. And the second half was the worst part. Well, why would I say that we had to finish it in your mind? I, I, OCD maybe you have to finish it. No. Because in my mind I'm like, there's, this has to pay off. Hey, do, everything.

It's just like I let you fuck a stranger to save our relationship. That's what it sounds like they're talking about, right? It could be. Yeah. I wish it didn't spoil it. You could, you could have lied to us. I think we're having more fun right now.

Right, I guess, but all right. So here they're assigning anatomical roles to the people that are on the show. Okay. So the producers are the heart and the brain and Bobby's the mouth and Kaliah's the bottle. Okay, yep. But then they have another production assistant

that's in the room and they try and figure out what he is and clip nine. What is he? Andres. He's inside the body somewhere. You know what? You know, I would say you're maybe more like a spleen. You've got a spleen. It's useless. That's useless. That's spleen. That's thanks. You said a spleen. It's useless. That's useless. A spleen, that's not. What does a spleen? It's really a big organ and they do some stuff with farts. I'm just happy to be a part of the body.

You're like a liver. A liver is essential. How many liver's are there? One. Oh my God. What is going on? What was the spleen? Where was she going with that? Did she know where she was going with that? Obviously not because obviously with the spleen. I think she gets all her medical information from the Paul Rubens and mystery men. The spleen and the parts that have a spleen. I think that's where she got that from. So from there, Kaleila starts nagging Bobby and maybe one of the funniest ways I've ever heard on this show, Clip 10. Good. We came across like a TikTok of this girl who was like, I've had three kids and all of my kids

have Down syndrome. And she was like, and she's like, right, you know, she was like, I don't understand. So her doctor was like, I think you should take a genetic test to see if you have Down syndrome. She was like, I clearly don't have Down syndrome. And she got tested and she does. How would she not? And so this friend of yours was like, don't you think Bobby needs to get tested? All right. That's pretty good. I think that's going to be my go-to burn now. You've probably get tested for cows. Yeah, that's pretty good. I think that's gonna be my go-to burn now. You've probably get tested for dogs.

Yeah, that's pretty good. I actually have another example of a very mean insult. And what they're talking about here, so apparently Bobby didn't go to the premiere of the machine, Bert's movie, smart. Yeah, and so Bert explains what kind of friend, Bobby, it's very insulting. And Kawa'ila can't wait to jump on board with us Bobby someone that like you're going to love

You have to love him unconditionally because if you love him conditionally then you're gonna be let down That's the nothing no true or worse Have been spoken and she fist bumps him. Yeah, he is a prick. You're right. He will let you down. He isn't asshole creative cooking with Just the backtrack to the last clip that I had this Bobby's reaction to him having to get tested for doubt So I implore you Who's this person that I'm not gonna say will tell me? I implore with you. I actually tell you what we can edit it out just tell me it'll Okay, I know no way and can I just say this since you told me

Maybe because I know who you're saying maybe he should get tested Maybe both of you guys I was looking at his hands and his head the other day His head I was looking at his hands and his head the other day. He's his head. Dude, his head is three times bigger than most people's heads, right? And his hands are like a little bit thick and a little... Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it, right? So maybe he has the downs. Tiger belly tartar.

He's got a lot of hair. That's some comeback right? Yeah. I thought the one with the downs. You're the one with the downs. Yeah. I don't even know this, but I am rubber and you are glue. All right.

Now they're talking to Bert. He obviously has ADD. There's an attention deficit disorder going on with Bert Christchurch. It's very obvious. What? I wasn't paying attention. And Bobby Lee points this out, but he describes all the wrong things.

I don't think he's actually talking about attention deficit the way he describes us. I just, But I've seen you around like, I think you have like some sort of attention that's a deficit or something. Because even when I answer the door, just know there's a thing about you that's like,

I'm here, you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe you're uncomfortable in your own skin sometimes. No, I mean, I'm sure I you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe you're uncomfortable in your own skin sometimes. No, I mean, I'm sure I am, but I don't know. It's a lot of skin. ADD isn't being awkward. I know you're gonna awkward. He's showing up when he got like a touch of deficit

disorder or something. What? We talking about Bobby. That's fucking stupid. But then right after that, here's a perfect example that proves, definitely has ADD. Well, first of all, I mean this topped it bottom. I'm like, you whistle a lot huh? I know, I have a lot tonight.

No, that was the first one I heard. You know, 14% of the people on my Instagram don't know how to whistle. I don't know how to whistle. Stony checks out. I can do like a bunch of whistles. I can do. Oh, I don't know that one. whistles. I can do I know that one I know this one I can then The loud one

Celebrities are 2023 everybody this is insane. Failing to whistle. Well, he whistled for a second, and of course, there's, well, you're whistling. Kyle, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. You don't have to prove it. Yeah. No one says they don't want to whistle. They're like, well, actually, I do.

I was trying to get one over on you, guys. No, we believe you. It's fine. So then it gets even worse, because then they start talking about the different ways you can fart. Because these are adults out of show. Let me just let that kind of go back real quick.

I can tell you when this was. Are there different kind of parts you can do? I feel like you can do stuff with your holes. I can definitely fart louder if I want to. But can you do different styles? Like, do it again, man. No, like a... Yeah, oh, I know that one.

I've done that one. Give me the other one. I'm sorry, I was. If I shaved my ass, hold it. Give me another one. If I shave my asshole it claps. Yeah, big ones big ones in the mornings and then I go what did that asshole say? So Klaila laughs at his dad joke at the ad. If you live with someone and they fart and they go what did that asshole say? You got to move out.

one and they fart they go, what did that asshole say? You got to move out. It's those are the rules. Side to find the roommate or live on your own for a bit. I don't care what your wife. That's grounds for divorce. Just terrible. He seems insufferable. I can't imagine the only good thing about being married to Birdcrisher is he's probably on the road a lot. Yeah.

Oh, another tour. Oh, we'll miss you. Bye. Yeah. But it's probably. It's white. Yeah Another tour we'll miss you bye. Yeah This white probably is booking agent. Yeah, I can't get this guy enough gigs to keep him out of the house So I have you booked in Alaska and then Australia and then parts of the Middle East That's a similar convenient tour. No, no, it's great. Everyone's doing this. All right Andy Let's get away from bird christian. That's the little similar to a convenient tour. No, no, it's great. Everyone's doing this. All right, Andy, let's get away from birth,

Christy. That's the thing about birth. So I wanted to watch Tiger Valley, and I'm so focused on this big fat idiot. Yeah. Because he just won't stop fucking talking and saying nonsense. I'm not even focused on Bobby and Klail.

He makes everybody else on the show. It seemed like a genius. Right. So real quick, just to go back to the Tard train, Bobby knows that there's something wrong with him. So he starts speculating. Balls dating. Is it down?

Is it like a traumatic brain injury? Okay. What could it be? It's a 12. This is 12, right? I know that there's something wrong with me. I just don't know what it is. You know, but there is something wrong.

I don't know what I got dropped in my head or you know, or something, you know, I mean, or a cougar. You got dropped in your wrong. I don't know what I got dropped in my head or you know or something You know me or a cougar What is wrong with him? Oh cougar. What does that mean? I can't raise your reasons that he was attacked by a cougar. Yeah. Or maybe his mom was a cougar. And she had him late in life. Okay, that would make a little bit more sense.

Sure. You know, women should be pregnant with her other fifties. Yeah. Doesn't always work out all that well. Yeah, I did know that actually. All right, always having fun with it a little bit. Right. Bobby, if nothing else, he's got a good sense

of humor about himself. That's true. I mean, I like Bobby Lee. else, he's got a good sense of humor about himself. That's true. I mean, I get why Bobby Lee. Yeah, he's always thought like his manic energy was charming. You know, if he has fun, he had an energy is charming. That's right. That's what I think. Sure. I never heard that sentence before. Well, you know, he is you know, this psycho-parademic thing that he's fun. I do. Yeah, he doesn't look, he doesn't, he looks pretty harmless. He does seem very harmless. Right.

Yes, he looks like the most likely guy to whip his dick out had a party. If Andy Dicks not there. If he, why, Andy Dicks not invited. Doesn't mean he won't be there. So, Clip 13, I heard this and of course I had to clip it and bring it to the show. I just love producer Chris's reaction I said most like it whip his dick out Chris like, huh? Well, I mean, I don't know about that. It's Bert Christre I would say it would be the number one. Okay. Yeah, good boy. He always wants to be naked. All right, you got me there

Fucking fact checker and I knew something was wrong with Bobby when right out of the gate his first interest Was Star Trek next generation? Yeah, I don't fucking answers. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why.

I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why.

I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. chunk of Asians. Okay. And I said, Vietnamese people are jungle Asian. I didn't really mean anything.

I wasn't even trying to get a laugh. You know what I mean? It was just, that's what I said. And then, and I can see other Asian comics now using the term, just free nilly, as if they came up with it. Free nilly. But anyway, the point is this is that,

then my manager calls when she goes, yeah, people at Disney, there are some Asian kids at Disney that work there that are just infuriated that you said that. So then I had to go to like a Vietnamese news. I was gonna go, you know what I meant by it, is that, you know, I mean, you know, that's, I know it's insulting, but we're all the same, you know what I mean,

I was just trying to like, you went upology to her. I did an apology to her. Coming up next week, I don't apologize. I mean, you know what I mean, I'm just like, I'm the Asian. Sounds good, I did an apology to her coming up next week I'm Sounds good. I'll be too did for that Young Galatians, yeah, what else you call them. That's pretty good description. Yeah, right? I guess Yeah, like there's metro agents. That's Japan. Mm-hmm. David tell knows that as commos are snow Mexicans

Yeah, we all know it is so since we're getting on the race thing, there's this white guy in a suit. And I think he's the same guy who brought the wine over to Bert. And so they focus it on him. He's got a microphone. I don't know why, he's not on the set. He's way off camera.

But this is just a weird exchange. Maybe someone can tell me what's going on here. No, you've gotten a lot better. Thank you. And I'm being nice to you. Hey, fuck face. You fucking white piece of shit. I've been so fucking nice to you, fucking white piece of shit.

All right, have I not been nice? I say I love you. Yes you have. Yeah, and I hug you. And I don't want to, but I go out of my way to do it. Yeah. It kills me, it pains me to do it. But I do it because I want to change.

So I have like a white guy dressed like a dork on there just to rip on, I guess. I mean, it's fun. It is. Yeah, as far as giving sco, it's not the worst. It's not a floating potato, but it's pretty good. It's all right. You know, since I'm playing some clips here, let me play this because this is what I find so enraging, you've heard a lot of bleeps.

I think they're bleeping out the seawird because they're on YouTube and it sounds like Bert uses that a lot I don't know why but this is enraging because they're trying to talk about their agents and They both work with different agents at different agencies and I guess these guys know each other But for whatever reason they have to bleep everything he's saying here So I don't even know why you leave this in and listen to how it starts. And I'm going to say this online, don't cut this out, right? My guy, don't cut this out. Here we go. It's C-A-A and you're a guy at U-T-A or mortal enemies.

There's a story there. They are. Did you know that? No. They're immortal enemies. In fact, so there. They are. Did you know that? No. There are mortal enemies. In fact, so there's a photo in my phone. No, it's ****. Oh, right. So they used to work together at a agency and they hated each other because of the temperature of the room. They fought over the temperature. Right. So **** would like it hot. How am I? How am I just hearing about this?

It's an origin story. Yeah, this is, this is real therm it hot. How am I just hearing about this? It's an origin story. Yeah, this is real. Thermostat beef. Because I will tell you. Thermostat beef. Thermostat. It's about the temperature of the office.

What? Are you fucking? No, this is real. Right, so I have a photo with, because they used to be at grocery, and I was at grocery. And I have a photo with, and I I send it to and put out in the return Anyway, anyway, the two this is like a Neil hamburger bit. Yeah, don't don't cut this part out They're even blurring his mouth. Oh, yeah, someone can lip read though the name Mike

Where's the fuck he's saying gives us just the most boring episode of entarage. I've never heard of it. That's saying something. Okay. This is a quick clip, but it bummed me out. I'll tell you why. Like, this is gonna sound horrible, and this isn't like great podcast content, but... So, birds aware that there are things that he says that don't make for great content on a podcast,

and that depressed me because I'm like, oh, so you think that the things that you say are good for content on a podcast podcast and that depressed because I'm like Oh, so you think the things that you say are good for content on a podcast. That's depressing Yeah, I thought you just forgot the cameras were there and we're being a boring idiot ask yourself would this be interesting? You're saying no, it wouldn't but I'm gonna say it anyway. That is the the Bonnie Method of understanding whether or not Think about it.

Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Yes. That's what everyone should ask themselves while podcasting. Would I listen to this? Would I find this interesting? Well, Bert would, because it's Bert.

Right. As long as Bert's listening to Bert, it's great. Things everything he does is fans. I'm pretty sure that was a reaction to Rich Boss talking about what he shot on the front nine at the golf course that day. Nobody fucking cares Rich. Fucking idiots. We should revisit that show. It's been a while. My wife hates me. Yeah. Is that still going? I think so. How think something's going on with that.

Yeah, I don't know. Stay tuned. I could be wrong. Okay, so this is hilarious because the machine just came out. It did not do well. It was not critically acclaimed. It didn't make money at the box office. I love it.

Yeah, I mean, it's sad. But Bobby Lee being the pro that he is has done zero prep and assumes that everything went well and I have to say I have to say that the way that Bert answers this question I actually felt bad for Bert this is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life so your the movie what's the success do would you believe I mean it wasn't a box office success, but it's hard to get people to go to the movies. Our challenge was just getting people to go to the theaters.

I will tell you very candidly that Premiere was the greatest day of my life. The shooting of that movie was the greatest experience I've ever had. And the whole run of it being in theaters was so fucking fun to take my kids out to go see it in the movie theaters, to go with my nephew, to go with my parents, to I go out to movie theaters and surprise people,

to listen to people laugh at jokes. We came up with insurbia on the fly, was it was really one of the coolest experiences I wish everyone could get to have that experience. Aw. He was trying to get the box office by himself. Yeah. He put everyone there, He's just showing off.

He was watching it five times a day at the movie theater. That's like me taking my mom's phone and I'm like, you're not downloading all the episodes of all apologies. Yes, mom, play, play, play. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Give me your phone if you want. He'd walk into other movies saying, Hey, watch you guys come over here.

Yeah. Hey, if you buy a ticket for the machine you can go see any movie you want. If you walk in just buy a ticket for the machine you can go see any movie you want after you walk in just buy a ticket for the machine when you stand over the Ticket so so I just felt so bad for the way Bobby's like so that was fucking awesome, right? I said well Yeah, I think more people like John Wick for

Yeah, you know if you let me tell my William Shedner story I wouldn't be asking Yeah, you know if you let me tell my William Shedner story I wouldn't be asking Good point all right. Let's get away from Berkrasher. I'm no more Berkrasher more Torium. I'm Berk's great the Tampa chords on Berk's right now And the over to you buddy. Okay. I got two more this next one is on the heels of my last one about the jungle Asian or whatever that so Bobby has a blind spot about Vietnamese culture and he only has like two points of reference for people from Vietnam in clip 14. Right. Everything I've known about Vietnamese people

was through movies. And that fan. And that fan. You have beef. No, I love that fan. We talk about, I have no idea what you're talking about. You're right, you're right. I fucking love that guy.

That was movies, yeah. You all right? I have beef with dad fan. He's performing with that shit at Tom Myers. Yeah, the fact that he's doing a show called, Dad Fan in Friends and Tom Myers is included. Tells me he fights Tom Myers to be a friend of his. Yeah, that's fucking weird.

Nobody's friends with Tom Myers, right? So I think Bobby Lee is winning that beef. Yes, I would agree with you on that. I can't wait. Brian Mike front of the time, I agree. So I think Bobby Lee is winning that beef. Yes. I would agree with you on that. I can't wait. Brian Mike is going to that show tomorrow night. I can't wait to hear about it. Yeah.

Is that fan of good comic? Campy, right? No. Campy. Not with the shitheads. It does like these zoom shows. And this is something people suggested for a long time. We should probably look into these zoom comedy shows

that fan and friends. I mean, is Mike gonna record it? I know the camera will be facing the wrong direction. Yeah. Let's hope we get something out of that. Poor Mike. He was on the BS show this morning. He must get this question all the time.

How blind are you? He gets that question all the fucking times. I can't see. Okay. What else you need to know? Take your hand, cover your eyes. Yeah. Wow, how blind are you? I'm a fucking equestrian man.

I don't know. It's weird. Fucking idiots. Alright, last clip. Kyla asks Bobby if he's bisexual. If he has bisexual tendencies. And she knows the answer. She's asking.

Bobby tells this story. Okay. One video, I'm porn hub that has one video with a man who's, has a woman that has a penis. Is the only time I've ever kind of stroked my penis to something. That's hot though, honestly. Like, and it's beautiful. They're all hot. There's no, no, they're all hot.

You say talking. Oh, no, they're all hot you say talking Well, I'm convinced there's not all of anything that's hot. We talk about maybe podcast, all right, but Let's be clear Most people of all genders are pretty hideous rights. Yes, present company including all races all genders I had people tell me I was the best looking person on MLC yesterday. What does that tell you? People are hideous.

It's a problem. You're laughing a little too hard on them. Sorry. All right. Is that enough of Tiger Belly? Yeah. I feel like we didn't get to the bottom of them. We might have to revisit it again.

Right. I'm still confused about what's going on in the show. Why it's popular? Because I really thought we're going to drill down on her. I did. We didn't talk about anything about her. It's hilarious because when we did Tresh Tuesday, I was like, I got a figure I was going on this Kaliabitch. And then all of a sudden, I realized I had the other two whole same. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's get her. Oh, Bert Krasher is on this. He threw a Bert Krasher wrench into the old works. Unfortunately, all right. It is time for our. This one comes in from Joey Sixpack. And he was the one who suggested that we look

at whatever. Right. And he has sent me this before that. And I feel that now it's a good time to play it. Now people understand the context of the whatever dating podcast Right because what they do is they get a bunch of only fans girls or porn actresses or strippers or Perkins waitresses or whatever Into a room around a table and they talk about relationships and dating I mean we've talked about this Yeah, it seems like the point of the show is to run people off the show Mm-hmm get people offended and get you know some controversial topics going well This is not controversial at all. There's one other guy on the show Okay, and they decided to have a whole conversation about video games in front of these women

It just gets ridiculous. Check out the stream guys. He's a fucking Chad world of orcraft Game or you play other games too, right? No just get ridiculous. Check out the stream guys, he's a fucking Chad world of orcraft game. Are you playing other games too, right? No. This world of orcrafts. This world of orcrafts. Why else would you ever play every game? Are you going to be, you're currently playing hardcore, right?

Yeah. Hell yeah. OK. Orlock. Yeah. Orlock. No. No.

What do you play, though? So I used to play in vanilla back in like 2005, 2006, well, I played classic. I played it from launch and then I quit right before a Q 40. Okay, that's a good time to quit. That's when the game kind of, yeah, I got dude, I, there was a, I was in a hardcore rating guild. And we had loop council. And I got screwed over on a couple loot decisions. So I was like, you know, what class did you say you play? So I I mained a rogue. A rogue. Okay. And so what? Okay, are you like, are you like parsing your speedrunning or pump in 99 speedrun? And you had good times.

We were, it was a horde guild we were like these times Dude, what's over we won? I don't know if I want to Were you want fair Lena? I was not on I was I wasn't streaming. I was not fair Lena. It was like a Mid-pop It wasn't like white main or herod or any of that, but you were like full biscuit I mean I got screwed on some loot decisions, but I was, I had a... Hold up, what's the drama? Why did they screw out the loot?

This is boring for anyone. Not just women. So, okay, get this shit out of right. It's the script of the week. It's like the first, like we were the, one, the first guilds to clear MC. I'm a rogue, right? And I've got I crafted heart seeker. I was a dagger road.

I crafted heart seeker and I had the blue dagger from, this is so ridiculous. I had the blue dagger from Strat, what, Barrett from Baron Rivendere. Okay, the offhand. And another rogue in the guild, who was, it was me and him in line for that. The one who had the win to dismiss themselves.

We'll see ourselves out. Thank you. See the girls in the middle. Can I get kicked off now? Now the fell striker. So you had two epics and I'm here with two blues. And they gave him predictions, but he has CHT. No shots.

And we started rating at the same exact time. Wow. So it was like favoritism because like, Wow. And I stuck with it because I was like, whatever, you know, and you stuck it out through all of BWL. All of BWL, then there's a few other shitty loot decisions

and I was like, unbelievable. I think the officers didn't like me so. Okay. They did you dirty, bro. That is true. I've done, there was some other shit too. Well, let's talk about it. Yeah, let's stop there.

It'll tease us. Yeah, right. Let's get into it. Quit the whole first hour of the show. Jesus Christ, show. When you do a seven hour show, you can go on for three minutes about playing Call of Duty or World of War Cry or other fucking talking about.

I don't get that show. It's fucking crazy. The show is weird, isn't it? Yeah, I don't think it's for our generation Those poor women though it didn't I want to to make of that Madison's trying to kill herself here on that helmet I do have Madison her only job of the show is to sit the back and make faces behind the host Guys you've heard me talk about magic mind it has become an important part of my morning routine. I drink a bottle every morning to help boost my productivity, focus, and mood.

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It's a lot. Now, this guy, Mickey, sent me a note today. Now this guy Mickey sent me a note today and he says, Carl, you got to check out the show marijuana happy hour. He goes, this guy sucks. This show blows it's supposedly a comedy show. It's in the comedy category. There's 12 ratings on Apple podcasts. We've over 3000. If that puts anything to context for you.

So this guy Johnny Kush is the host of this show. He is not happy with me. Ah, he's got an issue with me for some reason. What? Are you gonna end up like talking WATP? The most fucking worthless human being to ever pick up a microphone. He stole an idea created by Greg Opie Hughes in the 90s. And he uses it to make fun of Greg Opie Hughes.

Carl, we are taking you down. What? Let me put it out. It's coming, Carl. All right, there's more to this, but taking me down, what are you mean? What are you gonna do? How exactly? Greg Opie used an invent-jocktober.

I believe it was a Sam Roberts creation, and it didn't happen in the 90s either. It was not in the 90s. Just because Opie and Anthony existed in the 90s doesn't mean that this was in the 90s either. It was not in the 90s. Just because Opie didn't exist in the 90s doesn't mean that this was from the 90s. So you're wrong on both points, sir. And also Stole was a strong word. I've had a few people who are a part of that show

not only give their blessings for what we're doing here, but have actively participated in this show. Erock, Jim Norton, Anthony Cobia. The list goes on as they say. All right, let's see what else is this num-nuts is saying. You wanna fuck with OP? Yes, I do, he sucks. You guys hear this guy is not good at broadcasting at all.

There is no charisma at all. Yeah, this sounds like a voicemail. It does, it sounds like a bad voicemailer definitely yeah alright you've got one me brother done with you you need a career out of making fun of sedering john and opi correct you know that most hackiest ugliest human beings i've ever seen even your stupid little group of New York

Shit comics New York shit comics Bob Levy and okay, that's that we'll get into that another time. Oh, he's got a problem with Bob Levy Okay, he's about my show one time I don't know where that came from, because I listened to this in context and it came out of nowhere. He was just talking about something completely different and then goes WTP sucks.

And I guess this guy's a big OP fan. He was doing a $7 cameo for Greg O'Beauty. Yeah, maybe that's what it was. But apparently this guy Mickey sent this in. He goes, Carl, I hate listening to this show and I couldn't believe he brought you up. It's so bizarre that all of a sudden you ended up on his radar

because the guy's like an OP fan for some reason, which is, I listen, I'll say this like I say to a lot of the haters out there, you're welcome to come on my show. I want to talk to you about why you like Greg OP Hew is it what he's doing? That's so amazing. I easily convince you that you're wrong. And also I want to know how you about why you like Greg Opie Hughes. I want to do it. That's so amazing. Easily convince you that you're wrong.

And also I want to know how you're going to take me down. That's interesting too. Seems to be something people think they can do. Come in for you. Oh, they're going to be fired from my self-employed job that I do. Geez. I should be really nervous about that.

Okay, I talked about this earlier. I went on MizriLos Company. Thank you so much to Kevin Brennan for sending me that link because I didn't believe I thought John was pulling another work because on Monday's episode, John called, now first I was back up. We teased this on Saturday. It was kind of happening in real time during the show

that John backed out. We were supposed to have him on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel with Vince the lawyer, Shule and myself. That was the agreement. We were gonna pay him $3,000 to do that. Of course, the sticky wicket was,

does it get the money up front? Or do we pay him 50 up front, 51 the show's over? We just want Shule and I suggested because I know John thinks. Let's make sure he goes through with it. Well, right, because John thinks we owe him money. He thinks we profit off of him. And so we owe him.

So I know he built a justify in his own head, either not showing up at all or rage quitting five minutes in and going, I fuck you guys and then like declaring victory over us. So I didn't think that was a good idea to give him all the money up front. And then on Monday on Mizrilo's company, Kevin said, well, he's not doing that show because that fell through,

but he's gonna come on Mizrilo's company on Tuesday. And then John actually called Kevin on his cell phone during the show and you could hear John talking to Kevin. So I went, this is suspicious. This is a work because that's what you do to give people to think, oh, that's really his job. I think he really is gonna come on the show. I'm like, okay, that proves he's not gonna come on the show.

The fact that he's teased like this. They told me that could come on if John came on the show. 10 minutes to four, I get a note from Kevin and an email from Adam. The email has the stream yard link. The note from Kevin's like, John's. The email has the streamyard link. The note from Kevin was like, John's here, it's on, no way.

So I click into the streamyard link and right away, I see the ghost of Stuttering John. As holy shit, he actually fucking went through with it. Stuttering John on Magical's Company. I put that up by the way, if you're on Patreon or Supercast, the entire episode I posted this morning, so you can watch that video, it's up on our YouTube channel now, but if

you're not on there and you want to see it, there's clips of it all over the place on YouTube. Misery loves clips, I think as posted multiple times for some reason, I'm not even sure why, but you can find it all up there. What I did was Bob Levy, Kevin and John talked for the first four or five minutes, then they brought me in. And I stayed for over an hour and a half,

probably closer an hour and a 45 minutes and I had to go and do the Drew and Mike show. So I left, went on the Drew and Mike show, talked about Rose Ann Bar and her new podcast, which is hilarious. Not for the reason that she thinks it is. And so I did that and then I get done, I go upstairs, and my wife's still watching Mr. Los Company,

it went on for another hour plus after I left the show. So I don't know if you guys watched anything after I left. Oh, it was a close company, yeah. Yeah, I haven't. People told me you got really boring after that. It got far less interesting, yeah. Okay, because Kevin doesn't really know what about Yeah, I haven't people told me you got really boring after that. It got far less interesting. Yeah, okay. Because Kevin doesn't really know what about Sittering John and I don't know what Bob's

angle, Bob's whole thing was he just wanted to get shooly on the show and Kevin wasn't having that. That was kind of what was going on with that whole thing. Now I was very happy about it. If I had believed that John was gonna show up, I probably would have prepared more. I was truly convinced it wasn't going to happen. I was prepping for, you know, the Drew and Mike show appearance,

getting ready for that. And I'm like, I'll get my prepped on by four just in case, this thing happens, and I'm dead. Wow, that's cool. So I enjoyed it, but you know who else enjoyed it was our buddy Chad Zuma That's right Chad was stream sniping away Snipestreamin

Whatever he was doing who knows what he's doing? Who knows what he's off to. But what's great about him is he gets so excited when his name is mentioned. I have this show. He's like a child hearing his name. There was a guy, you know how Chad is like sniping you now. There was a guy who was sniping me, and I'm a celebrity. Carl, he was doing it. He was taking my show. was a guy who was sniping me, and I'm a celebrity. Carl, he was doing it.

He was taking my show. And while I did beer in the balcony, he would just play it. The rabbi. I know you're talking to rabbi. And I have to tell you that he is not a friend of the dabble verse. We are not happy with what he was doing,

because that is not cool. Yeah, and so it all started coming to a highlight. I'm a celebrity. Everyone's paying money on my job. Well, he wasn't making anybody out of show off your show either, but yeah, I know you mean. Well, just be honest, did you like when I fucking I fuck when I'm just playing the three studios episode? No, I want to see more of you, John. I'm a big fan of you. So you see what's going on here? Chad is just watching the show. He's really adding nothing except for when he hears his name.

He's like, Hey, they're talking on me. That's cool. How is he still doing this? He got kicked off. He got his channel back and he's doing it again. I don't know. Kevin is just like, I can't be bothered to strike him. I don't know what the rules are, because I don't play this game.

So there must be something to it that he's allowed to do this. He was finally deemed completely harmless. It may be, yeah. Because it's really, it's not transformative in any way. And I'm gonna demonstrate that with these clips. The only things that Chad cares about,

he's barely paying attention, but he's letting the show just run. The only thing he's he cares about is how much money Kevin's making. So he's hyper focused on super chats and how many people are watching the show. So those are the things like you continue to see him scroll down to see what the number of live viewers is on it. Can I ask you this about that interview with Julie?

How is he supposed to answer those questions? You were giving him Twitter jokes. You're like, can you believe that John Hein from Jump the Shark is on a show that jumped the shark? What are you supposed to say to that? You believe? Can you believe Daibler's and Amas gave him $400 out of the game? No, I'm saying your question.

Oh, something. Wait, that wasn't an interview. You're trying to get over with your jokes. Oh, God. He's the do's payah. He's supposed to be a great comic. I've interviewed comics before. They've come up with funny lines all the time.

Now watch this because Chad's just watching the show now and I think he's enjoying it because he's smiling a lot. He seems to be having fun. So what? Julie can't come up with a funny line. He can't go for me for being half in the bag. I would slower do every question. You were.

I know. Yeah, there's plenty of material there, but he doesn't do any of it. He should have said you're going gonna put his back to Howard, but it's not fun. It's not funny. Exactly. Did you go Carl? Even Billy Crystal?

What? What? So, Chad's literally just watching and smiling and see if he's really paying attention or not. It's hard to tell what's going on that that nugget of his who knows. This is proof right here. The kid has no idea why we're successful and he's not a car.

And Julie, I don't know why I don't know why calling me Carl and John hit it off. John, how come where are you right now? How can we have any furniture in your house? It's so not going there. It's so what? You know, you got a new computer. I just brought a band. I just brought a band. I just brought a band.

I bought a brand new one. Oh my God. Did you hear him whispered out that? We're going to go over that a million times. House of state. See, Chad, that's not what the content of our show is. That's not the funny part. Him stumbling over a word and then correcting himself.

But in Chad's mind, because he doesn't know how to do this, he's like, oh, this is what they're gonna cook, but they're gonna play that over and over again. That'd be pretty boring, Chad. Right. I don't think people would enjoy our show. That's what we did. You're an idiot.

He just bought a brand. Don't say it. Don't mention the state chattel move in within 10 minutes. He's literally human garbage. Hi, Chad's lawyer. Judd, I also own two houses. I have a house in Florida as well. And yet I tell you why you tell it people where you live, Carl.

Chad leaves on the west coast of Florida. Uh oh, he's going to fight. You know, Chad tried to snipe the show. He said Johnny, he's not in Florida. I'm not telling you where it is in Florida. Chad sent Johnny email today saying, wouldn't it be crazy if you just did, if you fucked Kevin and did my show instead? What did I say, Kevin? Show them how honorable I am. Yeah, he said, he said, uh, well, I don't know what you said. I think he said Kevin paid me already. No, I said, I wouldn't you that. Yeah, Chad's big plan

was he was going to snatch up Sudden and John John the last minute. Right. John was gonna do his show instead of MLC, which John is stupid, but he's not that stupid. That would be a really bad move considering, hey, Chad doesn't have the money to pay him. Right. Obviously. And B, MLC is what everyone's watching. And Chad is about 200 viewers.

It goes down and down. It's around 170 by the time he cuts out. Maybe we have almost 2000. Yeah, watching MLC. And so chance obsession with the viewer cuts, not a great angle to take. You have, but a chance of changes. He's like, everybody say he does what Trump says. Trump's always like, people say I should be on Mount Rushboard. Nobody said that, but you chance like everyone saying I should say the only time Kevin speaking up and now is running. Nobody said that but you. Chad's like, everyone saying I should say. The only time Kevin's speaking up and now is.

Brennan. Nobody said it. It's with me. One of his fucking loser, Dr. Chow. I Dr. Chow's lawyer. But maybe some fucking clown like that, but Chad's like, everybody wants me to steal it. They don't.

You know, loser. Still credit cards, what you're good at. I can't believe that Chad doesn't care what the context is. Right. Someone's saying his name. I mean, when the bailiff calls his name, does he stay and take a foul?

Yeah, he knows me too. Yeah. All right. Could you imagine even a waiting room with Dr. Thomas? That's me. Yeah. So here's another very good example of that.

No matter what the context is, he just loves hearing his name being said. You know what, I mean, I want you to be honest. I love how this big interview all became about me. I'm saying at the time, right? That's what liars say. They go be honest with me. I've never once said, asked someone a question.

He's over, he's over, he's at 1500 views. He hasn't had this shit since the oil can promise you I don't know. Okay. I want me to call you out for each lie. I have written down you. Please go for it. Okay. No kids, no kids stuff.

No kids stuff. It's too early. Well, no, no, have you ever killed them like kids? You're coming out like this? No kid stuff. John, what you used to always bring up the kids thing and I

always said those are off limits. We don't talk about his kids, but that on my first page right episode talking about your book. You dedicated to your kids. And I said those kids sound like losers as a joke over

the fact that you said they are losers. I said they sound like they're a bunch of losers. They said they are losers. Kevin has a $400 super chat right out of the gates just looking at him. He's got John who people have been waiting for him for months. Carl from Rochester, the dabble verse, Bob, and he's talking about me. That is crazy.

That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane.

That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane.

That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. That is insane. I have to top out other people. I'm saying, I'm asking prices of $1,000. What the heck is that? That's what cats do. Packed to me. Other people are saying, I believe other people. So you're saying, Bobba Bui is not the real father.

Is that what you're telling us right now? Look, let me hide the hand. Other people said, I'm still going to say it so I can go fun jobs, kid. Now, the reason why that's such a long clip right there is I just wanted to point out that the show was getting interesting. Whether you're rooting for me or Stuttering John

or whatever, we're having a back and forth, we're having a dialogue, it's getting a little heated and fun, and Chad turns the blind up to go, they're just talking about me. Yeah, cause they're talking about lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And people being pieces of shit. Probably thought we were still talking about him.

And so you heard Chad just say, he's asking prices now $1,000 because he thinks he's like, so John's got to pay $3,000 to do the show. Chad has reached out to Mr. Most Company to say, if you want me on the show, it's $1,000. Because I was just watching Mr. Most Company before we went on here and Kevin was talking about that. He's like, no one wants to talk to you Chad.

Right. You're not a get. Hard to ask. Yeah, why do you think you're a get? You're not. And you notice that everything he referenced here, he's like, wow, they're doing numbers like the oil candies. You know, like this is one big thing was getting a black guy.

The puppet master. Chad was on the show for many, many months when they didn't have big numbers. And it was only because shows like ours were pointing out what a fucking pathetic liar he is that people were tuning in to watch the drama unfold. And speaking of the drama unfolding, this part with John really irritated me because his tactic, what he's calling you out for, by the way, is what he did with Anthony Cumia. Oh yeah. Almost exactly.

He's like allegedly and this and that and not saying what he wants to say or saying it behind something. Everything that John does, and this is the thing I would have propped more for if I had known, is actually going to happen, is when John first started his podcast, he was going after Gary Delbate and his family quite a bit. He was talking about his wife cheating on him and he was talking about their kids and all this shit that he claims and then when I went on the show I even called him out for first saying he used to play clips from the Howard Search, so I guess I did. I don't remember that.

Okay, but you did. He's so fit it. Yeah. He's like, well, I guess Royce did that. Like whatever was your show, the Southern Dot podcast is where you were doing this. So he's constantly doing things. He's complaining about other people doing, which is what a lot of these hypocrites do unfortunately Chad is just so interested in the numbers and the viewers as he's looking at

Chad this is what this is what's wrong with you sometimes You don't realize how easy it is to fuck with you people make screenshots of shit all the time You just believe it because you don't even understand how the world works on the internet Work people No, but that could be somebody does people make this shit they can change anything to anything We clicked on the link and it left to my Kevin's well over 1500 viewers That's a lie. I can this is like old school when I was on the show Would I why would I give away your book John? What would that do for me? The why posted? I did it. Yeah, John, to be fair, I told you that. I mean, to be fairly internet is very tricky. Unless you're a troll for a living day, internet is very tricky.

Yeah, unless what comes up and only when it comes to me that it's true, if they have like a document or they found something, they're like, oh, we got to run with it, Cheds. John, and that was the upbeat great. He said he clicked on it and went right to my book. How many of your moderators have turned on you, John? All of them? So I don't trust your moderators either. You see, again, it's getting interesting. There's a back and forth going on. John again is accusing me of posting his entire audio book on my page. John, so I've never done. He's convinced that I did. And so we're going back and forth on that. I'm explaining how stupid he is

because he believes every screenshot of someone's photoshopped and says to him. And Che goes 1500 viewers. Yeah. And he was gonna go watch the show and see that and something, Chad. Yeah. And something to the context of this.

That would require a modicum of talent. And meanwhile he's got 200 viewers watching him. Explained that there's 1500 viewers out here. He continues to scroll down and see how many numbers, but he stops reporting out of that. That's a little wild. He's going like, oh, it's not for the off. It actually looks like they're gonna pull this off

and make enough money. And also, Chad, I'm not following for bad screenshots or Photoshopped documents when it comes to your police record. We're getting official documents for you. And I love the Chad never says he's innocent or says he didn't do these things. He just goes, you can't prove that. It seems to me like maybe everything that we say about him is true. That's what I'm going to go ahead and say.

All right, let's look at the, uh, the numbers again. Wait, does that a beach there? What if you get something something? Kevin has 1600. That was more than the oil can stuff when I got the black eye. I think we had 1500. Hey, Carl, son, Carl, he's a helmet. Yeah, he is a

boxer. Carl, uh, Carl, do you think that I'm having as you personal stuff? So I was just mimicking Kevin, I guess. And I have to say, reacting to a show in real time and being entertaining is not easy, but Chad makes it look impossible. He's very bad at this.

Chad is like a child listening to a grown-ups talk about politics. Right. And he's like, hey, look at me. Yeah. He's just repeating a word that somebody says, bureaucracy, bureaucracy, bureaucracy. It's like, you're not even gonna say the,

you're not even gonna say the cat, they're making a 15,500 viewers, just like the oil candidates. Oh yeah, it's almost like they don't even need you. Right, when you peaked, they're doing better now than when you peaked on this challenge ad. So now, and this is what's great about Chad because everything he accuses other people of doing he does. So now this is

the narrative that he's going to set. He keeps pulling up these comments and he's reading these different comments from people that are coming up while the show is going on. He's enjoying his life. He takes care of himself. Carl thinks he's an artist. He's able to, he does. After whatever disability that he had from the car, I could have stayed able to live a life and, and do it by working. Shut up, Bob. And I applaud that. And he's a nice guy. He's a painting, isn't he?

I've never considered myself an artist. I think you can't see both the greenbites and both the bans of me. Never once referred to myself as an artist. But Carl Stanks, he, because there's also an artist, yeah, wouldn't need it yet. So now I was going to show more things that help his narrative here. Then suddenly, and Rocky Kumia starts saying that I'm pocketing the fucking money. I only made a couple of dollars. Look at Carl Stacey, no, he got owned. Look at Carl Stacey, no, he got owned. Super chest like you guys do. I had $200. I said to like 250, I'm up here, and then I fucking sent her a mini iPad and my mother sent the hundred dollars on the

FM. Crowley wants to leave the zoom meeting right now. Yeah. Does it look like I'm getting owned or that I want to leave in any single way? I was come. I was having a conversation with John. In fact, I saw a lot of feedback. People say we have pretty good chemistry together.

Yeah. So I'm just kidding me. Which makes sense. I'm pretty used to kind of how he does his show. And how does his pace of things. But I just thought that was funny that on his show, people are going, oh, Carl's getting owned right now. Yeah, right.

John's killing it. Yeah. Carl's an idiot. Because John's tiring himself out throwing a tantrum. Right. But that's the narrative that Chad's going with. And so this is more just funny stuff about Chad. I heard you and Bogg is in $10.

I heard Chad stole some new credit cards in order to offer John money to do. He's no way. There's no way Chad had money laying around the page on the show. That's that's a fact. I do. That he want. That he paid him $500 to a MLC post show. Yeah. So Chad's only come back when they go There's no way chat has any money. I do Chad the reason why we think that is because when your YouTube channel was taken away for two weeks You cried about how you were poor now

You lost your YouTube channel for two weeks and you couldn't pay your bills Chad you were so sad you reached out to Carl. Yes It wasn't crisis in your life. And so when he was cold on me, he goes, yeah, so I was lying. I was lying about having money. So now he's like right back to lying again as if we had just forgot, all this was forgot.

I just got back from the nickel back, so I got money. Yeah, we all know you're broke. Chad, you've pretty much admitted it at this point. Okay, last clip I have from here, and this is great because Chad is just again, adding nothing to the show. So there's no reason to watch Chad's footage of it because he's not adding anything. And he scrolls down real quick to look at the numbers and scrolls it up to screen as fast as possible.

But that's what's going on. I kind of want to watch it. I just want to see what's going on. I'm not going to really add a lot to this. It's funny. It's funny, but nobody saying it's going on. I'm not gonna really add a lot to this funny money, but nobody was so funny. This is I would support that 100% come back to the internet and then say you would kill the superchats. The superchats with fucking roll in. So he saw that it was almost

1900 people and just quickly put it back up like I was shit. This is doing way better numbers than I had it dissipated. It's hard to read a goof on them for for what's going on there. and you just quickly put it back up like I was shit. This is doing way better numbers than I anticipated. It's hard for me to goof on them for what's going on there. One of the things I'm gonna bring Cardiff and I think he watched this. Hey, Cardiff.

Oh, hello, how are you? I'm doing well, buddy. I even. Good, good. Sorry, we didn't get the Stuttering John interview on my channel. I was hoping to bring you the entire dabble verse is sorry that we didn't get it on your channel.

I know. But were you trying to throw a bidon to the ring when Stuttering John was up for grabs? Oh no, I was in active negotiations. He was. I just needed to grant. Ah. Yes. American?

Yeah. Allegedly. USD? Yes. Now, one of the things that I thought was fun, and I think I want to probably over the next few episodes pull some clips of this because it's all very interesting to see John Beck on the internet again.

There's a lot to analyze, a lot to go over. It's a little weird because I'm talking a lot and so it's confusing for me to pull clips, whatever. But I called John out for claiming that he called the Rochester Police Department. Right, yeah. And I have a friend over there who went through and said, no, there's no record of this happening. And they they log everything. So he's like,

no, John didn't call this place. So I called him out. I said, you lied about that. He goes, no, no, I definitely did. I go, well, why did you try to get me a rest city? Because you go, you called my kids leased. I love that. I had that possibly against the law. Three counts and calling my kids. That was the closest I came to laughing my ass off. That was so funny. Oh, I did, I did hit a couple of my ass off drops when he was saying that. Uh, the show as well. He said it once and for live and in person.

You know, it was the best. Uh, Cardiff, take aways anything that you want to, uh, anything you took away from this episode that we did. Uh, well, I think it was interesting to watch him actually admit being an Uber driver and just say he was an embarrassed, like an actual real John moment. Thank you for saying that, I forgot. Because they talked about why didn't he admit that he, and I tried to ask him about tweeting at that coworker and saying that she was a liar because there was a photo with her and him at the school and this before he admitted he was a substitute

teacher so he was very bludgerant and it was amazing for him to say well I lied about it because I was embarrassed. It's like wow. John just got real. That's cool. That was funny real moment. Yeah that was the only real moment. Yeah. Yeah but other than that then when when know, Kevin would just ignore bringing on Shuley or bringing Anthony Kumi and just so you could read super chats for the last 40 minutes, it was, it was done for me. Basically, when you left Carl, the interview was over. Yeah. That's what I've heard. I haven't watched you. People said it gets a little slow after that. I actually was watching last night. Anthony was watching, Shuly watching this.

And so I didn't watch Shuly's snipe of it, but I was watching Anthony watch it. And God, Chad's was better, because at least Chad let us talk for a while. Mike Morrison screaming over the whole fucking thing. Oh my God. Now you're gonna talk, now that's the most interesting thing in the devil first and the last year is happening.

And now you wanna yell over everything we're doing. Guy, you value subtracted. Jesus Christ. John got off a mic more as a joke at the very beginning there. He did. Impressive. Yeah.

Anyway, that was kind of fun. Erock asked me for the entire video. I sent that to him. So hopefully there'll be more analysis on Anshel, which probably just wrapped up. God John looks like shit. He just say how bad. So bad.

He looked like a violent boar guards dad. He's like fucking blue as a dead body. Well, also he dies his hair now. So his hair has no grain at once about when I'm already growing it out. Yeah, and Gray would probably look better because it really accents that his face is gray. Yeah, having the brown hair Yeah, it looks a bit of color of course light now. We did we did catch this on the on truly stream He did call you out or ask you about wearing makeup on stream I think he's obviously had makeup on

because you could see his left jaoul was washing out the green screen. I think he was getting a bit of a reflection from the makeup. It's a good white card if I don't say that too. Because what do you ask me that? It took me, I was shocked. No one's ever accused me of wearing makeup Yeah, I was really taken aback by that. I was like where did that question even come from?

Right, but if he's actually wearing makeup then I could see why he would ask that Okay, you imagine this is the scenario of him setting up his camera and then he turns it on and it's just a shirt And no head because his complexion is green and won't show up on it. It's like brown hair and a blue shirt and no face. He looks like that puking emoji. Yeah. So that he's got to put pancake makeup on so that he can fucking show up on a stream. It's just eyeball.

Shout it down. And then he calls you out. It's called deflection. It doesn't always work. It doesn't work. You look human, you must be wearing makeup. Yeah. That was, anyway, that was a blast.

I had a very good time and we'll be talking about it more in the future for sure because there were some revealing moments like we talked about him admitting he was embarrassed about driver, oh, that was the other thing to do with the Uber story. And I don't know what you're taking on this was Cardiff, but it seemed like John had a big gotcha with Bob Levy. Oh, you drove for Uber, he says to Bob.

And then Bob's story was, I was in a really bad car accident. I was crippled. I couldn't walk. I had a drive for Lyft just to make ends meet. And he's going through this whole store and just like, ah, that's too bad Yeah That didn't work out well for you, didn't John? What's there is another good honest moment where he was talking about why his house is financed by his mom

And how his credit is fucked because of his wife. That was good How funny was that because he mentioned that the only way his apartment was in his mom's name was for creative accounting purposes. Yeah. Which usually is what a Fortune 500 company does when they're trying to skirt paying taxes and things like that. Correct. But what he was talking about was the fact that his credit was shit and he couldn't get

a loan or had to pay a high interest rate. Oh. My child support payments are what? Oh, suddenly I don't have any money to pay child And is it funny? Susanter's credit cards. Yeah, he poins Susanter's and then when I said so it's Susanter's fault He wouldn't go that far. Yeah, he's like wow, you know, she had credit cards. I didn't know about them But yeah, I think as usual John made the total wrong wrong move and went on that show. Didn't get any of what he wanted to get out. Didn't get to confront three out of the four that he wanted to confront.

And uh, well, also he got very drunk. I don't know. A allegedly minimum minimum five years. Because we count we got up to six. I punched out like after. He wasn't drinking when he first started the show. And then he saw that I was sipping on my pint glass over here. So as it excused to call me out, he's like,

oh, I'll rip on him. I'll show you how to drink beers. Yeah. You drink beer like a real car all over here. Here's how you pound a manly mic culture. Yeah. Oh, he was drinking the mic alchuss, too. All right, and like an amateur,

common ground, amateur, amateur, he did not have a cooler in the empty living room with him. He has to keep getting up to go to the fridge. Yeah, just bring that to our four. What the fuck is wrong with you? They're not gonna get warm. You're drinking very quickly. It's fine. Those day cold.

Somebody pointed out to me, they found John's red at sack account, or at least one of them, and it's leopard at just 7, 7, 5, 0. And so if you go through all the posts, it's hilarious because here's one, and he's posting in Shule's anonymous. Well, folks, I thought it was Vince, the do's payer and Curl who changed the deal, not John, and he posted the video of Vince admitting that he's the one who changed the deal and saying that he fucked up the deal

that we were supposed to have. And no one ever elect to use that picture of Stuttering John except Stuttering John. Look how good I used to look. Yep, I know. And then, such as some of the other posts on here, it's very fun to read this. As Persevering John, exclusive do's payers trying hard

to rewrite history, the only thing is I have the text and emails on how they alter the deal minute by minute, Vince said as much and said he thought that they did it because they were afraid to do it. And so this Tuesday, campaigned some upfront. We were going to pay him 1500 front, Kevin gave him 500 upfront. And this whole thing that I was debating with John about the fact that he's just like, they changed the deal. So I dropped out like this could have been

talked through. We could have negotiated, I'm going to figure this out very easily. Louis Deel. That was not a sign contract. Right. And I hate the idea. Okay. So look at us. I hate to say it, but Stuttering John wins. This is another post that he put up. Stuttering John wins. Hate him as much as you want, but the deadler has figured out how to give all these losers

the ultimate f you. Just stop broadcasting. Watching all these losers scramble for content only proves how unoriginal and untalented they all are. Carl included. Yeah, that's obviously someone who's not suffering job posting that he did refer to himself as the dabbler though. Yeah, because he's trying to be incognito.

I know, but this is hilarious. This post right here is from 15 days ago, because this actually ties into one of the stories he told on MLC. I totally believe the Doos payer was one of St. John's moles. Here's why. And case you're not aware, the Dues payer is Shule Egar. What does that in reference to? Shule once said, I think it was, if some argument he was having on the Howard Stern show about his standup and Shule said, I paid my dues in comedy, meaning that he's basically touring and doing the small shows and doing the clubs

and working the circuit. We're John just kind of walked into being a big comic on a big tour because of Howard Stern show. Well, everybody says that you got to pay your dues to have a seat at the table. Right. But for whatever reason, people love to rip on Shulie, especially John, okay, for saying that he paid his dues. Okay.

All right. I just needed to know that. Okay. so let me read this post right here. So I totally believe the Deuce payer was one of the three John's moles. Here's why. How else does the other John know the story about where Shule's wife had to pee while they were being confined in a room while the pelican walked down the hallway.

Then she finally went to pee and when she was returning to the room, she ran into Howard in the hallway. She was so afraid that the dues payer would get fired. She would never told anyone that story. That's why he's so pissed at the dabble. Now, John brought up the story on MLC yesterday. Yeah, right, yeah. And we all called him out for how boring this was.

Like, this is your inside scoop that Shuley's girlfriend at the time ran into Howard in the hallway. Yeah, she used a bathroom she should... There's proof scandalous. But as as Shuley replied on his dream last night, his wife or then girlfriend at the time had never been to serious XM. So it's not even it's just a totally made up story. Yes. Okay. That makes even more sense. Yes. All right. So I had a strange story to make up. It's so bizarre.

And that was the other thing that happened where John originally said that Shule was the one who leaked the Pelican brief that staff meeting were Howard told everyone to make fake Twitter accounts and tweet celebrities. And John's intention is to get Shule either in trouble or fired for leaking that video because Howard does not want that out.

And so when we asked him like, dude, you said that Shuley was the one who leaked that and he wasn't. And he goes, did I say that? I don't remember that. So whenever John does something shitty, he just goes, really? Gosh. Yeah, I must have had blackout drugs. Doesn't ring a bell. You did actually say that one time. Like, maybe I was loaded. One of the things that we reminded him of that he totally forgot. But anyway, this goes on and on and on. If you look into this person, every single post, what I mean, there's a lot of people posting shitty things about

shuly and the subreddit took it wrong. He's just the way he writes and the way he talks. It's obviously settering John. And that's rather pathetic. How do people sniff that out? I know. Isn't that funny? Yeah. People fight, some of the people read it,

they're like, I don't think a normal person would wrote that. That sounds like something like Suttery John would, right? Very savvy. Yep. Yep. All right. Enough of Suttery and John talk. I think we've covered that enough.

That was a lot of fun and dream come true. A dream I never had. Yeah. I literally never intended to ever talk to Suddory John. He might never want it. Yeah, it was never my intention to have a conversation with him, but I'm glad that we did. And I tried to come in and to come back.

I asked him, I pleaded with him, I told him he should start a show about Shuly. He'd have all of Shuly's anonymous watching his show and super chanting him, Kevin told him the same thing, but John insists that he's not coming back and that's the other thing. Oh, Kurt, if I want to ask you about this, that's the other thing that John said.

And I kind of want to go by because I didn't, I wasn't actually there to talk to Andrea Brower like you were, but I go, John, I know you've reached out to your moderator recently about coming back. He goes, no, I didn't. Didn't Andrew Broward say that she was recently messaged by John?

The video is on my Patreon. The audio is on her podcast. Her and Benny Loco were both approached by Stutter and John. Yeah. Fire up the old Stutter and John machine again. So why do they lie about that? I mean, that's a dumb question, I guess. I don't know.

Okay, he doesn't know. Yes. That's the one thing I don't know. I think he was surprised that I knew that. And he's like, well, I did. I reached out to my daughter and I was like, okay, whatever. That's fine. Are you going to come back or not?

And he insisted he's not. One fun fact that came out of Shuley's stream yesterday, and I don't know if this is Vince just trying to start something or plan something Do you remember Stunner John eluding to an incident a menaja to a of sorts with Howard and Beth or we were kind of speculating his Howard and Beth yes, yes, yes so Vince did Say yesterday that John told him it was a Ross and his wife had a

An interlude a wife swapping a session really with Ross safe and in his wife and Susanna so okay So he alluded to it being how are you using but it wasn't how are them back? Well, no, I think I think the way John put it was you know, he't want to say because, you know, he doesn't want anyone to, uh, oh, I don't know what I'm trying to say. But yeah, so he did it. Okay. He did a loot to something. Uh, I don't remember if it was in the book. I think it was in the book.

Uh, but according to Vince yesterday was Ross, uh, Ross and his wife. All right. Ross sleeping. Now we know. Oh yeah, that's the other thing. Grim is reminding me in the chat, is John's big approach for me was to call me out for not having children

and imply that I must be gay, which was really bizarre. Multiple times. Multiple times, I can't go back to it. And I'm like, John, why would it matter if I were gay? And plus I'm obviously not a married man. Well, people don't have children. It's not obvious.

Gate, oh, it's not that obvious. No. Oh, okay. Well, next week we're talking about monster dreams, heterosexuality. It's bad enough. Good point. So that was really an odd angle for him to take a guy

who has two LGBTQ children to think that he's insulting me by saying that I might be gay or I don't have kids because I think he was saying I don't have sex or something does he think that there isn't birth control or coming on the tits like there's other ways around Not all your time is spent shitting on him All your time is spent shitting on him I know what I'm talking about Who's that? Who's that? Look what Stuttering John's doing over here Alright, well we gotta catch an alien But I wanna bring in

And our new review girl Annie how's it going? Oh hello Moderator to the stars Annie who was on mute Yes, you are muted Let's see if I can unmute you Oh no I got it, sorry about that Hey everyone Hey so are you still Moderating panty seat cups live streams as of today?

Yes. That's awesome. That's really funny. I like the United Riders a lot too. He seems to trust you as far as I can tell. Yeah, he should. I'm not saying he should, but to clear it up with anyone that's like, you know, thinking anything otherwise, I'm not running like any spy operations or anything like that. I'm a genuine fan of Patrick Michael and a genuine fan of WATP. Patrick Michael won't let me be on his show and I've asked Carl to be on this show. So I'm, you know, at least I'm one of the shows I like. Very good and we're all fans of Patty Broken Skull. So I understand what you're saying. All right, let's catch an alien here, shall we? I apologize.

This is a longer one. This is six minutes. But it's a goodie. Card of insistence worth it. Yes. So I'm gonna grab a couple of coolers. I know. I do have to do who are these socials at 8 o'clock tonight.

Hopefully we can get through this. All right, here we go. You mean, sub these socials at eight o'clock tonight. Hopefully we can get through this. All right, here we go You mean subreddit surfing at eight o'clock tonight? So we're going up against each other because I had a reschedule this week. Oh, oh, I know sorry It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch An alien are you ready to play? To catch an alien? And I 9-11 the world trade center fell in my office. Oh shit. I don't know that. Tell me about that plane just missed me He's been here three times as we mentioned that the plane just all the plane

Yeah, he's been in here three times as we mentioned that so tell me about that I just just want to say that my very first patient the very first they carried some girl in a eight-year-old girl They carried her in she can walk so I have to woke up her legs were like paralyzed She can walk they know what happened. They're barred to woke up. Her legs were paralyzed, she can walk. They know when it happened. They brought it to me, I worked on it for two minutes, she walked out. That was my first patient of my career. So, people start coming from far and wide.

They just heard about the results. And that happened in New York, right? Not a better place for that to happen, to get the word out, right? I was in an off-scrossing the World Trade Center, and I saw the plane, hit it. And I was right there, and I escaped. I jumped in my car, jumped out, Holland tunnel and went into New Jersey,

right before they closed it off. So, you're in your office, you see the, you actually, in my apartment. You're in your apartment, you see the plane hit. Yes. And then what do you do? I didn't know what it was, and I saw a second plane hit. I said, oh shit, we're under attack.

I knew right away. And I just went down to the, I just drove out to New Jersey. Wow, and just got the hell out of it. Right away. Now when you were driving out, was it madness? No, no one knew what was going on.

It was like people were like looking at, like, they were just in shock. They were just not, they were just looking up like, like nothing nothing I knew where were you at the ring 9-11 what's funny it was it I was I was I was actually on my way to the airport at the time I was living in Minneapolis I was working for this was before I went to Chi practice was working for Simmons mattress and we had a conference here in up in Atlanta and I'll tell you guys by 911 story. I was almost on all four of those play. I had to take it to be

all four of those plays that day. Wait, isn't that dick story? Oh, maybe that's dick story. I was supposed to fly on an airplane that day and I had no idea what was going on. I got in my truck drove to the airport and I got to the airport and then all these cops and everyone were like, you got to turn around and go and I was like, but just wait. It's like. It's not

11 story comes with the airport. Okay. Turned around and go and I was like, but just wait for the greatest time. So I have an story comes with me in the airport. So I turned around and went back to my place, turned on the TV and saw what happened. And at that point, I'm sure like everybody else, you think the world's gonna end. And I lived in a high rise in Minneapolis on the 22nd floor across the street from the post office near the metronome.

And I was just like, oh my God, this is crazy. So yeah, crazy experience. But I mean, we've got a lot of folks, we know a lot of folks, I know I've so is Pete. I know you do too But I you know conspiracy theory type of folks that don't believe that happen pause person So it's you know always interesting. Yeah, did you did you notice like the poor camera work and the This the really awkward zooming in. Yeah, what's going on? Oh? Well, just keep that in mind. Okay, I'm with him because someone might bring that up and he's like no

No, no, no, no, I'm out with a guy. Yeah, I had to head to the secret service in who investigated that 36 on our engineers he had in there independent report. Yeah, you know what the report concluded? What's that demolition? Of course. Do you know what else they did? What? What did Tommy say next? All right, here are your choices. Number one, told all their associates to stay home. Hmm, be thermite paint everywhere. Next, they changed every elevator. Four, an entirely new maintenance company was hired. Two weeks prior.

I heard that. Lastly, three whole floors packed with explosives to catch, unalien. All right, so we're talking about building seven here, right? Cardiff? No, not specifically. No, okay. Well, I'm gonna go with one, everyone stay home.

Is gonna be my guest, Annie, what say you? I'm going to go with New Maintenance Company. Yeah, I've heard that before too. Okay, that's pretty good. Trucker Andy? New elevators. Yeah, I've heard that one. I've heard all of these. I mean, the third might paint makes me laugh because that's Jesse Vajera's thing. I went with maintenance company, the main and company. All right. So not three fours of explosives. No one has

that. No one has third might paint. Let's see what happens. Where's the theory? I had the head of the Secret Service and who invested the get it out. 36 hundred engineers he had in there. Independent report. You know what the report concluded? What's that?

Demolition. Of course. Do you know what else they did? What? They changed every elevator. Oh, well, three hundred and three weeks before 9-11. Nice. Who's the winner's on this one?

We got Andy. Andy. Just Andy? Yeah. Congratulations, buddy. Nice work. All right. So I caught so many aliens.

I assume this is going to get interesting here, right? Yes. Okay. Let's check it out. The elevators were changed nine years ago. It has 30 year warranty. Every elevator was changed three weeks before. That guy there, Rick Prado, was head of the CIA.

He went in 61 days before 9-11 to Bush and Rumsfeld. So look, the cells were quiet. They were coming on these planes. I always thought it was Bush. Rumsfeld said, no, not enough information. That head of the fucking CIA. Then the head of the secret service who investigated said, What the guy coming out of plane All right, Carter guys everyone laughing Curtis sight gag, all right On these planes I always thought it was Then they had a secret service who investigates it demolition demolition and after he had said that you can see you can see it was bothering him you know he had seen a lot of shit and his wife worked in building seven but she had been off that week so after that he's like you know I just told him

wrong and you know he's like I'm hoping wrong and that was one of those things we kind of just let it go at that point. I'm building seven about a week after 9-11 I went back to my apartment to get some stuff and I looked under building seven seven days after 9-11 and the fire guys were shooting water on it 24 7 the fire was still burning. I mean Just call firefighters the water guys The fire guys Shooting water on 24 7 fire Get some stuff back and I looked into building seven

Seven days after 9 11 and the fire guys were shooting water on a 24 7 the fire was still burning. I mean what Please Yeah, please and you know what was funny is I didn't get it what when he said the elevator I'm like okay, they changed elevators he goes no they just changed some nine years ago, and I'm like well Okay, so maybe they broke her they got a a new deal because no, no, they're good for 30 years. They don't change every elevator and every building, you know, and then we kind of let it there where I was I was I was about to ask you where you were. I was driving for a man high model action. It was exotic day. So we would take the cars from Leibin, Pennsylvania to man high model action to run into the exotic car lane. and I was listening to Howard when it happened. I was actually in the car and we were listening to Howard Stern when it happened which that was really a good- It was there.

Yeah, you were there. What did you think when you heard that go- Because you guys were there. I was in another studio, you know, my studio was down the hall and I saw it first, I had a monitor at TV and I'm like, this is like they didn't even know a plane hit it. The building was just on fire and at at that point, nobody knew what happened. And we run into Howard in a commercial break. We go to something going on.

He turned his TV on and messed this history. And I'll say what, he was really good at that. Holy Scott, I can make a dental story. That was the worst story possibly ever. We were right next door to where it happened. We didn't know what was going on. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for what? It's got the engineer famously tried to go bowling at night. And he was mad at the bowling alley. It was close. But you see the sloppy camera work. Oh, that. Okay. Now I'm going to say that it's not working this one. Yes. Did you hear

John Bracking about getting him a job? Yes. That was funny too. So many good moments. There they are. Yeah. The class was to the 35 minutes up. It was in the van with the old guys on the way back.

And then another drive on the back up. It was crazy. I don't think anybody will ever forget where they were at that day. Never. Let's take one thing about that day. That's all for this time. Oh, that's it. Come back next time.

It's a scene. Find out if you have the 30 year elevator warranty to catch an alien. Brought to you by subreddit surfing Wednesday's at 8 on YouTube. And check out your remember the 90s like and subscribe. patreon.com slash card. OK, that's enough. I think when Cardiff and Myers himself, he's just sitting there

smiling and laughing at his own thing. So, Larry, you know, I get a lot of views on YouTube lately. Most of them are me. Right, you're watching yourself. Yeah. Kind of like how Bert Kronscher was

going to his own movie over and over. Yeah. I'm going to fill up the box office for it. I heard I was not going to be any this morning because we did. I'm gonna build up the box office for it. I heard I was talking to Vinnie this morning because we did a creep off bonus show, which by the way, we inducted Hulk Hogan into the creep off Hall of Fame.

That's worth checking out to get on the creep off by the Patreon. But he was mentioning that you had a pretty good subreddit surfing tonight. It's people who quit their jobs. Yes. So is I quit? Are you on any come on?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The again, we had a we had a better sub for quitting picked out, but that one is still dark. There's still a protest going on. So we are doing our best.

Okay. All right. Well, Andy, people to check out your show, All Apologies podcast. What are you guys talking about these days? Yeah, Stacey Dash just came out this morning. She is a black conservative Trump supporter that wants to walk it all back. She regrets doing that

and wants everybody to know that she's sorry. And I think next week we're gonna put out Tiger Woods. It's been long overdue. Yes, that's a good one. That's a fun one. All right, very good. Cardiff, thanks again for to catch an alien, Annie, you got some reviews to read in a minute.

Yes. All right, very good. If you want to stick around after the outro, check that out. I got a bunch of voice mail as well. Please join us again next time and it might be the episode we find out once for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the most biz of morning radio. Get down to show these old white cow. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. And actually, Annie, I'm sorry to steal your thunder here. But we should probably start with, I don't know if her name is Magic Mind. I don't know what her name is. That's good. We have to figure that out, but we do have our Virtua review girl who's going to come on and read a review for us.

You got to follow this, unfortunately. And. W-A-T-P. Hi, Carl. Congratulations on the return of the glory days and the dabbler. I have one review for you today. This review is from GK got killed on June 25. It is titled Good Review-E-Beggers. An okay show my friends told me about nothing remarkable. But

what annoyed me was them trying to beg for good reviews and disguise it as some lane game with the viewers. Well, here's your 5 star review, Sans 4. 3. 2. Sounds like a one-star review. Fire to do the math on it. 1. That is a five star review. All right. John, bleach your condo, not your skin. A skull. When he brought up that we talked about disgusting as apartment wise, he's like, who you guys talked about gross ones? I was like, yes, I was like, it's pretty bad. Yeah, I think we mentioned it maybe more than one.

So fucking funny. Annie, this is your second appearance on the show. Your first appearance got people talking a little bit. Have you seen any of the feedback from that? Yes, I've seen some of the feedback. And for the most part, not a lot of you guys are funny. I've only seen a couple of the comments that are even worth like, oh, okay, okay, fair enough.

My favorite one, it was one from the Patreon, it was like some similar to bring back Vic. This TR Annie isn't very funny. I was like, hey, that's good. That's good. That's kind of sack of cowat that did that. Yeah, some people seem to think you weren't assigned female at birth. I guess is the the consensus that's going on. Oops. Oops. All right. And you have some reviews to read. I hope I didn't see your thunder too much there with that one. Yep. I got two reviews. I got one from It's Seek on June 24 titled Amazing Guests, Amazing Show that has Alex sign on. More than once is no podcast I want to listen to.

Be better. Oh, no. I thought it was Gito that everyone hated. That's why I had Gito on. So the Alex sign, something like, oh, Alex is fine. Is that a five-star review? No, that's a one-star. Bummer.

All right, no more Alex Stein. You bullied me. I thought it was okay. I thought it was okay, too, but what do I know? What do I know about anything? I got one more for you. It's from Adolf Hotdog Bugger from June 26th. We are watching you.

Carl, your cousins in the Fatherland have been monitoring your relationship with the Thief Shule. We feel you are being taken advantage of and you should be, and you should take immediate actions before we have to come do it ourselves. And our methods may be a little more harsh than yours.

Wow, that sounds like a five star review. I've ever heard one. That is a five star review. Nice. Thank you very much. Keep the reviews coming in everybody. It helps the algorithms and it confuses people who are just checking out the show for the first time, which I find to be funny. Gary and San Diego. What? Call it a show. Hey Hey Carl, Gary from San Diego. You really didn't think John was gonna sit for a three hour interview with you and surely did you? That was the old verbal shushan. You can again throw that from under you guys all along. Declicked every question, not answer questions, but a new question for being money

grubbers, but a field projection. Is it immediate? You guys fell for it, or at least for a while? I think he's in John's new house. Where is he? So he's even have to go through the million of humiliation of paying him any money. I hope he never gets a super chat out of this. What an idiot he is. I hope he suffers the ways of wishing that you guys suffered. I mean, you know, I don't think for now. Okay. Talk to you later.

Wow. Well, how do you think John felt seeing those $400 super chats? Oh, gosh, I can only imagine. Although he got paid $3,000 bucks for that appearance. How do you think John felt seeing those $400 super chest? Oh gosh, I can only imagine. Although he got paid $3,000 of that appearance. I think that was pretty, and he got to get drunk. I bet he doesn't usually do that. Yeah, he got to.

I bet that wasn't a bad payday for him. I was happy to say that. That's probably pretty good. But Gary, it'll say it's very often, but ha ha. We did talk to John and he did do a three hour interview. Gary, wishing I'll say it's very often, but, uh, ha ha. We did talk to John, and he did do a three hour interview. Gary, wishing ill will. And props to Kevin Brighton, because he's the one who pulled it all together.

He's the one who pulled it off. Gotta give it to him. Hey, I don't know why people are trying to, like, say, didn't do a good job on the showers. He's just letting the... He's perfect. I think the action happened. Well, because Kevin doesn't know

a lot about Suttering John. It's not part of his world. He knows Chad. He brought up Chad a few times. He knows the job. So he let me and Bob talk about. But then bring Shuleon. Yeah. Let John go at him. Yeah. I would have had Mike Morris just to piss off. She'll even more. That was funny. Carl, you mentioned you didn't watch the show after you left and that makes sense. You got to let going on. But I stuck around just to see what John was gonna do

if you made it, gonna make a fool of himself. And of course, that's a very, very, very end of the show. Like the last couple of seconds, Bob leaves and Kevin leaves and it just switches to John full screen and he just looks around like Adam you there and then just just sits there in silence and then the stream ends it just on his face just looking like he has no idea what's going on. That's right I think Brian Johnson actually messaged me is like cringe of the week you

got to watch the end of it. All right I'll pull that for the next time. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah good call and I got to get out we're never gonna go shows over already hey carl lake i don't know like

who the hell is the whatever podcast even four like it's obviously made for like losers who hate women but then like why would you want to listen to them talks or fucking four hours is about nothing? Is it for the guy to like dunk on him, but he's not like funny or interesting and he's like kind of an insecure showed We just fuck listen to this shit. Yeah God didn't even worse show them the creep off. I don't fuck. Well, whoa, whoa

That's cold was going so well for a second there. Thought that was actually a good question, because I didn't understand who the target audience was at, but it's huge, it's a huge show. People like it. Go figure. Oh fuck me, Carl. The Tony Musgra, latest song last episode for a,

Shameless, Pike, just fucking absolute genius. And it made me think, I really wish that Carl would put a soundcloud together with all these songs on, but then I thought, Tee-Wat, why don't I just look for Tony Muscrow on Soundcloud and sure enough, all of his awesome songs are there. I'll promote them because you're too much of a cunt.

Thank you. Sir, in this country, that's a very offensive word. I have to keep reminding you, it's not bloke. Yeah, I think we're riding these Europeans. It's not cool. Very offended by that. Yeah, Tony Muscretz, fantastic. Nice to have him back in the fold.

Keep those song parodies coming for our petty puke water, song parody contest, everybody. All right, Annie, we got some feedback for you. I review girls, Carl. already contest everybody alright Annie we got some feedback for you I review girls carol review girls not fucking Andy Trent Annie huh just objectively that is a bad review voice

okay objectively that's about anything voice you'll see me trying to be a review girl she is correct that's why you listen to them before you invite them on your show. Oh shit Annie actually something you know a dish of tape I Do an Annie sound in light she sent me a whole video To two auditions very professional of her are we gonna get the review girl full maunti most people have said no So I'm gonna say probably not inquiring minds want to know

i car also far so little annoyed episode four twenty was not a trail and i go wow i'm actually paying for the service and i have to go get it on spotify and listen to the shitty commercials then i listened to it. What a dog shit episode. Now I realize why you didn't put it on Patreon.

Who is going to pay with that episode with this geno character? Who sucks? And whoever else you had on there? Mississippi was awesome. But everybody else? Wow. Pretty sure the whole episode was a major cringe of the week. I don't know, Carl, do better, just do better.

Don't call me back. The reason why that's on Patreon, and people complain about this sometimes, I forget that they don't realize that the show goes on and they're made show feed. If you want to just listen on Patreon, you can listen to the video because we post all of the YouTube videos. I didn't have an internet connection to get any type of upload going. I couldn't do a livestream.

I couldn't do a video on this. So we never did a YouTube anything for it, which is why it's not on there. And listen, I'm just gonna predict, I think episode four 20 is gonna be one of those episodes. Years turned out, they're like, this is actually brilliant. At the time, we all thought it sucked.

Turns out this is actually a brilliant episode. Geno's doing a character. Yep. And people are gonna be pining for the days that we had Geno and Alex Stein in the same studio together. All right, maybe not possibly not. Annie, this is for you. All right, it's Monday again.

Referring to the new news girl, these guys, whatever, Annie, I mean, they can cool. And obviously, they're clearly trans or something. So I was wondering like, the big name themselves, Annie, or is it just like close with their original name was good question. And then like, in that case, the big name themselves any or is it just like close to what their original name was? Good question. And then like in that case, but Your name is Annie and your trams. So I feel like that's a pretty obvious nickname. Mm-hmm. It gives into you So either they didn't see that coming and that's gonna be a pretty obvious point of contention or they have a pretty

Info came more about it. So I had to call them any betraying me. I mean, if there's something to play on the show, assuming the answers know. Call me back. I'm not your mom. I don't know. Does sound like a potato calling. To answer the voice, Mallor, if they really want to know, they can find me on Discord. I'm pretty active in the WATP Discord and they can shoot me at the M and I'll be more than

happy to answer questions, but I'm not just going to blabber my personal information on the air. All right. There it is. No follow-up questions. Moving on. Hey, Carl. My name's Calback Curtis. I'm 28 years old and for the last five years I've been I've been doing improv and I feel like I'm doing it to lash out at the world and I'm running for you. Have any tips to help me get through this part of my life and move on. Yeah, thanks. I'm not Col back Curtis. Take up drinking. Yeah. Do something productive with your time.

See now that's what Sarah Silverman should say. Yeah. Hard drugs is better than improv. Come on. Other ways to fill your evening. That's so sad. Oh, this is fond me on celebrity calling for the first time, this celebrity.

I mean, we've had a lot of celebrities calling. This celebrity calling for the first name. celebrity I mean we've had a lot of celebrities Colin this celebrity calling for the first name That's a clause pros a scorch, I had no idea. It makes sense. Scoot-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- water here. Fuck you dude. Fuck you. I spend years ignoring you, letting you shit in my mouth on a near constant basis. And what did I do? Nothing. That's right. I did nothing Carl and not because I couldn't. It is because I am a weak man. I am a man who turns my camera onto a cactus Carl. A cactus. I have nothing. please let me have the little cape and let me stand next to stuttering John please Carl it's all I ever wanted that and your mom

fuck you Carl and fuck you Vinny too hold on buttertuck what the fuck did I do that's very confusing. Wasn't bad. It was a terrible impression. I wasn't sure if it was AI or if it was an impression because the voice and reflection was off. Patrick Michael and a good Vinnie. Yep. All right.

Oh, Tony from the Bronx. Colloted to the show. Everyone was Tony from the Bronx. And he's getting better with keeping these calls to singt, which is nice. Calls, Matt and Matt, you got to do a segment with Tony or Tommy from the Alright, cause it's not Tony from the Bronx, but it's about him. Alright, my note suck. Moving on. Carl's mad a match. You got to do a segment with Tony or Tommy from the

Bronx. People call in with their problems similar to the Star of Silverman Tevese Show and oh my god, he could be set up in like city, island. They're like a nice little steeped restaurant up there that they got in the Bronx. And I just want to hear his advice for people with their freaking life problems. Call me back. All right, not a bad idea. Thank you for that pitch. Feel like every reply would be some man of you.

You got him. I'll figure it out. You're saying he's one dimension. All I was trying to say. I've been bearing the lead on Sunday night. I was on the Uncle Rico show with Anthony Kumiya and the whole gang over there. And we did three hours on the time that Senator John went on the Arden Anthony show. That's worth checking out and i think is that's what this call is about but who knows my notes are over the place carl Tony from the Bronx listen you sounded like crap on Uncle Rico dude

every time you spoke it was like fucking nails on a chalkboard i mean this is a game seven of the world series where you're coming out onto the mountain of bloody sock you're a fucking hard cast of portraying that like get over yourself next time hit it out It's not that serious, but but I must say call with the band voice and everything you still contributed more to the show than Mike once I call him out. Don't call me back You started like crap. All right. I Didn't have a thing going on. I will admit that I tried I tried to push through it. Okay, a couple more here. Sorry, there's a lot Carl what the fuck I was listening to the latest episode of the Dixie crossover

Which I was able to get by going to patreon.com slash release podcast and Vinnie searched for horse porn with my theory and I'm going to fucking jail You better pay my bail you piece of shit Aside from that horrible anecdote you should check out our patreon the crossover episode We did with Vinnie and Dick and Anderson was fantastic and Worth checking out the financial feminist audiobook is bonkers. All right, these are more recent voice mail talking about my appearance on Mizzoulo's company yesterday with Southern John. Hello, it's this John from Wisconsin.

I just want to tell you how proud I am of you and your performance on the Visual List Company show you kick Southern John's ass. You truly are the Joe Demaggio of podcast. So it's God bless you. I will subscribe to you to my dying day. I love you and I love crows. Bye. Love you too. And thank you for that. And it wasn't my goal to kick his ass.

I wasn't trying to be confrontation. I just trying to calm on as I was bullshit. That's all. That's all I started. Carl, I want to give you props. I know last week on the show, you said if you listen... listen to a show podcast radio show you say that you love someone that's lame and i can think gay like uh... john would say

but uh... you really stepped up you really showed what a man you are uh... you know in the face of john with his insane ramblings and kevin and bob with whatever the hell they do. You held your own, you were funny, you were witty, and most importantly you were the best looking person on that screen throughout your time.

Weird. I'm not going to say that I love you and Vinny and Chris and the whole crew, but you rock. I love you. Thank you for that. Much appreciated. Hi, Carly Poo. Just calling you in response to your excellent appearance on MLC with the Stuttering Johnnings of Year. Man, that was something. Just the only observation I've got is I think you really did, Mr. Tric, with him just really like a dog with a bone going after you about oh why don't you have kids like you know somehow it's homosexual people

that don't have kids and then you know okay so you must be a homosexual there and I just think you should have called him on it and said yeah John thought experiment time I am a gay man I love to bum men in their buns and in fact I'd love nothing more than to bum you right now because you're such an attractive man And so what exactly is wrong with that? Especially to just considering that his child is fucking friends like He might just be the stupidest piece of shit ever to the existed of all the feedback I got I did did not get anyone else telling me I should have told John I want to bump him in his bum. Yeah. Yeah, turn the tables on him. Just didn't think of that.

I got to say I just want to bring up that it was very delightful when they finally brought you onto the stream that you popped up with the poster of John behind you in the blue shirt and that John is sitting there wearing the up blue shirt. Yeah, it was incredible. Looking just as gray. Yeah, he's like, this guy's a big fan of me. I'm like, yeah, no shit would be hiding. Who else has a portrait of you on their wall? It's so great.

Yeah, that was funny. All right, last one. Hey, it's Erdia from Providence. Carl, you're a fucking hero. I watched you take on Stuttering John yesterday, what the gym stuincardio i watched it live at goosebumps so that there's no way this was fucking happening

you did a great job in finding john it was like the final scene in the movie with a monster that looks more hideous than ever he has his final form and he was completely fucking vanquished and it was great yeah it was a horrible final hard a lot of work. That's good. That's really funny. All right. Can I ask one thing before you wrap up? Yeah, what's up? I'm not a pool player or a snooker player. Why is green felt a burn? That's a good question. I was wondering the same thing. And also the fact that he spent 10,000 hours at a pool table

He had no longer owns It was in a house that he no longer owns is not really a brag. Yeah, it's pretty stupid with nobody to play against Yeah, if I had to guess that 10,000 dollar pool table was probably not green and that's why he thinks that yours is cheap Good point. He probably knows one example and goes, mine was purple and it cost a lot of money. So green must suck. Cause yeah, I've seen Billiards on TV and shit, I think green's pretty standard, but I don't know.

It could be wrong. And he, what are you gonna be moderating patties feed again? Does he have a schedule now? What's his deal? You know, he has nothing like a schedule, not even close. I was hoping. I have no clue when he's going to go live. He hasn't tweeted for a couple days. He hasn't commented on Instagram. As far as I can tell, he's just kind of been offline for a couple days. Oh, do we need a wellness check? Oh, yeah, I think we do. been offline for a couple days. Oh, do we need a wellness check?

Oh, yeah, I think we do. That's too bad. All right. Well, we hope he's back soon. And Cardiff, Annie, Chris, Andy, thank you all for joining us today. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr.

Arrrr. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Have a good week. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow.

That was a great episode. That was really great. Bye. A plane is here. I will watch Icarly. Here's mom. Boom. Boom.

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