Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep424 - Who Would Win?

Episode Date: July 2, 2023

This one is epic. We start with Who Would Win, a show where two nerds do all the research they can on Darkwing Duck or King Kong or whatever and you have to listen to their book report about it. I'm not sure how to improve this show but I would start with changing everything. Branden from Shitty Song of the Week joins us to try to figure out who would find this interesting. Then we see Harrison Young in yet another Cringe of the Week, Patty Pukewater performs some original music and sings karaoke, Christian Bladt joins us to break down Ray DeVito on Jim and Sam, and Stuttering John went on Chad Zumock’s show. It’s as if I was the head writer for the internet.  https://www.shittysong.show/ https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174/ Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, everybody. To get to the rules, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show so powerful that we're able to unite the supervillains. I'm your host, Karl, with me today. A man who I have something in common with, I'm a big podcast fan who turned listening to bad podcasts into my job. This guy is a big music fan who turned listening to terrible music into his hobby from shitty

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Stuttering John Melendez was a guest on Chad Zumak show. And I was watching that. And then we had a jump over and listen to John's book. And so I was, I was in a giddy mood, I guess. It was seamless. It was fun. It was a lot of fun We played some clips of what it transpired because it was

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shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Who Would Win? This was a suggestion from Brandon. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with you. The beforehand, let's get into it. The show hosted by James and Ray. And I just want to read the description of this show because the use of hashtags in a podcast description. I don't understand this at all. I don't know what the point of this is. But this show is a hashtag geek and hashtag comedy hashtag podcast. The debates battles between superheroes and villains from the worlds of hashtag comics, hashtag sci-fi and hashtag fantasy hosted by at James Gellbze,

who has 63,000 followers on Twitter. Did you look that up? Did you know this was? Yeah. Okay. Twitter. Do you look that up? Did you know? Yeah, okay. And oh, mighty Ray at almighty Ray, who has just over 1.5,000. So very different as far as they're following on Twitter, these two hosts. Yeah, I'm still not quite fully sure who they are. It's weird. I did some digging on this show. And one of them has a big social media presence.

The other one doesn't. Their Facebook group does have like a steady amount of people participating in it. Really? Yeah. And they have over 1200 five star reviews on Apple Podcasts. Okay. But there's like no, there's no real interaction with their social media shit. Like the Facebook group is just people like,

you should put this battle up or you should do this one, but no one really comments. I think the reviews are just a matter of like aggressive review swapping from other indie podcasts. Very possible. Yeah, because they are in this nerd culture that tends to spend a lot of time on the internet. These people, they're not just a bit.

You don't hear this a lot. When I get back from the baseball game, I'll update you on Superman versus Batman. You don't hear that too often in this universe. So I'm gonna play the introduction to the show, so we all get a sense of what's going on here. There's a high energy show. These guys are very excited.

Monsters have been seen all over the city. Flying to destroy them is the caked crusader himself, Mysterio. Cruising around, zapping the beasts, Mysterio defeats them all and greets his adoring fans. One fan in particular stands motionless in the back of the group. After Mysterio does his speech, the voice just shouts out, liar! The crowd gasps as the masked mallard, Darkwing Duck steps forward. Mysterio is shocked to hear dispute. Take that back or it's gonna get dangerous.

He responds, Darkwing Duck just gets right in his face and whispers. Then let's get dangerous as they face off for a fight. That's the gazing I've ever heard of in my life. Okay, so the episode I checked out is Mysterio vs Darkwing Duck, in case you couldn't tell what was going on there. So that is James kind of setting this up. Ray comes in hot.

Ray's got the energy of, if you ever watched the show, American Ninja Warrior, or maybe Battle Bots, like the announcers have to really like sell the sport. They're not just selling the event. Like this is really exciting everyone. You're gonna love it in all my years.

Yeah, right. Like football, they just go out and be like, all right, we got a good match up today. We're gonna have to see Adults coming to New England. But in this, they have to like really push it. Ray, what are your thoughts on this matchup? I'm always fired up when we can get two characters on the show that we've never seen before, James.

I think you know this extremely well based on our most recent boardrooms. I'll pull that curtain back just slightly, but I love me a some dark wing duck. I've been a fan of this character since the 90s, early 90s when his show first came on the air. It was fresh, it was different. I was already a fan of duck tails.

Okay. So you're gonna get sense of what this is gonna be. Now, I have to say, as far as a broadcaster, race pretty good. He's got the right inflection, he's got the right energy. He's talking about nonsense. I do wanna check out Darklection. He's got the right energy. He's talking about nonsense. I do want to check out Darkwing Talk now. I missed the boat.

We can do that afterwards. See, you say that now. I have some other things that'll prove otherwise with that one. This was one of the most infuriating shows for me to listen to and clip. I'm not big on the geek culture stuff, but I kind of like the premise of this a lot. Like to me, this kind of reminded me of the celebrity death match show that you just beyond, I think, MTV. So I kind of, I went into it,

expecting that to be what it was. It's like a fake audio sports drama battle thing, whatever with two geek, but it said it's just a bunch of nerds like spewing off every fact that they possibly know about these things. The episode that I pulled from was the Fast and Furious crew versus King Kong. Like one of the most retarded battles that you can possibly see.

Now because you said that and then I want you to get into your clips, they start talking about Darkwing duck's history. And like you said, these nerds can't stop themselves from giving you information that does not matter in any single way. He was created by tad stones and voiced by Jim Cummings. He first appeared in the TV episode of Darkwing Duck, Darkly Don's The Duck Part 1 in 1991. A spin off of the very popular Duck Tales Disney cartoon show, Darkwing Duck is a parody of several well-known action properties that came before it.

Notably, you had the shadow, the green hornet, and of course Batman. So who cares who created it? Who cares what year it was on TV? There was a spin off from DuckTales. All of these factors don't mean anything for what the show was going to be. The show was going to be, and we'll get into the rules and stuff. But they have to each make...

It's almost like the creep-off for dorks. They have to make their cases for why their guy would beat up the other guy. I gotta ask, since I didn't listen to this episode, how far into the episode did you get before they even started talking about the show? Because from my episode, it was almost 17 minutes of ads and reading five star reviews before they even introduced the guest. Yeah, it was about 15 minutes in when the guest was introduced in another three or four minutes before they actually started. You heard the bell rang and they started the competition. Just let me play this clip real quick and then we'll move on because they brought up right there

that this was a spin-off from DuckTales, but the guy doesn't understand that they have declared as a whole different universe than DuckTales. Darkwing Duck doesn't live in that same universe. But yeah, this came out like a year or two after DuckTales like ended and then they were just like, oh, it's the animation style, a bunch of the characters basically set the same world totally unrelated.

I don't know, it's wild to me that that's the truth. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. Wild. It's a wild ship. These cartoons that are targeting 10 and 11 year olds. Explained yourself, sir. It gets us shit. All right.

I'm fascinated by your match up here, Brandon. Where do you want to go next? Well, let's start off with the rules of the game so that people understand what's going on here. So these are hour long episodes. They basically, I'm summing it up for you now before you hear it because as much as these guys love to hear themselves talk, they can't talk worth a damn.

It's infuriating, but essentially they plead their cases and then the guest chimes in once in a while and then makes his judgment based off of absolutely nothing. And that's going to be my number eight. Okay. We'll number one, Easterman will make three points. Rule number two, the Woodwood match, the random encounter and neutral location would no prior knowledge for the opponent, or time to prepare for the fight.

Rule number three, the debatement stay within the confines of the character's personality, and the exact version that character has to be specifically stated, Ray, are you using the manga version, the anime version, the comic book version, or the film version of the Fast and Furious crew? Get real, James, this is the movie version of Fast and Furious crew. There's enough in there to equal all of the Fast and Furious crew. Get real James, this is the movie version of Fast and Furious crew. There's enough in there to equal all of the above and more.

Fair enough, there's actually a few different versions of King Kong out there. So I will be doing what I do best and be using the current Marvel 616 version of King Kong, which does not exist. So therefore I'm going to use Kong from Kong Skull Island and now Kong in Kong versus Godzilla the monster versus version of Kong because that's what she got it to. All right, rule number four. Debate is really these examples of skills, powers, or weapons that are a long-sized part of the character's continuity feats. Pay attention now. The non-trosovers are allowed but will be given less weight.

Rule number five, the wear of debate is remember the judge decides. That's the best case for treating the opponent by death, submission, battlefield removal and where no attack or threat can be made for at least two minutes and where no outside interference is allowed and finally rule number six, the judge the final arboric and disallow reveal at any point they feel violated these rules or establish logic. And before we get started, don't forget to leave, we've said before we'll say it again, though who would win show a five star rating and a fantastic written review wherever you download and listen to podcasts? Does everybody follow that or understand all the rules now for the game?

Planing civil. Yeah. No, I do have to say though, I'm glad that they have these established rules because I'd hate for a show that talks about Guardians of the Galaxy versus mecha Godzilla and just wing it. You know, I want that to have these very stringent regulations that they're going through to make sure we get the right answer at the end of the day. And there's some weird rules in there too. I feel like we need more rules on the creep off because I think Vinnie's cheating.

Not based on the current rules. I need to create some more rules so that he is cheating. You're going to frame him. Yeah. Whatever he does, that's against the rules now. I think it's his point that I want to make. All right. So now we understand the game, right? That's easy enough.

Sure. This is so infuriating, infuriating to get through. And I felt, I've never felt so bad for a guest on a podcast before. Like, you know, he didn't say anything. This is an hour long episode. He had maybe three minutes of actual like talking. And I just felt bad for Mike right in my number seven. He gives his plug in the beginning of the show.

And then the host, I can't remember. Not Ray, the other dipshit. James. Yeah, he, yeah, James, he could give two sh the beginning of the show. And then the host, I can't remember, not Ray, the other dipshit. James. Yeah, James, he could give two shits about the guys plug. He's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. But what do you think about our five star reviews? This is the best rom, come I've seen.

And not just because I'm on it, because obviously I haven't seen myself on it yet, but I will, June 2nd. You know, your passion comes through because you're making millions of dollars as executive VP of the Who Would Win Show and the Who Would Win Productions. And yet you're still going to pursue your personal passions and continue to be an actor, which is so admirable, by the way. Look, you definitely want your show and everyone, Legion of Audience, check

out that show on Amazon Prime, check out our executive VP. But Brent, you would want great reviews, right? You want top marks, five star reviews. What do you think with my not so humble pleads, a lesion of audience for more worthy types of five star reviews for the show? I think if you're going to leave a five star review, you know, give us some details, not just like three, four words. If they're funny, that's great. But yeah, to me, you want other people to listen to the show or watch the show if you're on the Patreon, give them this part that our listeners have beautiful words, so many beautiful words, use those words, right? And you know, you're right, James, personal glory for me on the acting because no one

mentions me in the five star ones. Look, it's not about me, but I wish it was. So they're torturing their guests because the guests have to come in and not only listen to every word they say and absorb it all, but also be part of their promotional machine for some reason. I don't understand that. So here is the guest intro on the episode that I listen to. It's Al Mega. Al welcomed to who it would win. the episode that I listen to. It's Al Mega. Al welcomed a who would win. Whoaaaaat by what up me, Henteth?

Thank you for having me today on the who, who, who, whoo. I'm feeling pumped, baby. Let's get it get happening. It sounds like a fire fight. And I can't wait to hear y'all talking points on this baby today. Woof. This guy's fucking pumped.

Yeah. Why aren't you like this producer Chris? I can be never coming hot. Well, we don't have enough fake Yeah. Why aren't you like this producer for this? How could we never come in hats? Well, we don't have enough fake fights I'm here to talk about. W-A-D-P-P-B! Whoa, here we go! See, it could be fun.

Fine. Somebody wants to be our new producer. Somebody, you're real. I'll check it out. So that guy's pretty excited to be there. By the end, he's exhausted. I'll just have a spoiler for you. So that guy's pretty excited to be there by the end he's exhausted. I'll just have a spoiler for you. So they started off now. Of course they talk about giving them five to reviews a lot as you've already pointed out. But they also talk about how they've taken

the first two seasons of their podcast off the internet. Well it is available on their Patreon. You sound for their Patreon. But they've taken all of those episodes and they explain why. We felt that episodes in season one and season two for the most part didn't fully reflect the show as it stands here in season five. We're trying to attract the biggest audience that we possibly can, right? It's just a weird thing to say after saying, if you want to listen to seasons one and two, you can pay us money and they're available there, but they suck. It's not good at all. It was wondering what seasons of ours should we take off the internet? It's actually a pretty good idea. I can't remember which characters we didn't

kill off season three. I'm thinking I'm thinking just every episode with Kevin is my co-hosts just it's not really the same show. I will get rid of all of those. It's kind of weird. So then they go on to explain how well they're doing. There's a lot of cheers to that. Look, we've got some big sponsors coming. We're talking to even bigger sponsors. Our numbers are fantastic.

I often say that instead of a podcast, we have an actual show. And a lot of our listeners agree with that. And this is OP level talk right now. We got sponsors coming in. The numbers are great. People are excited about what we're doing. I'm getting them mic stand delivered soon. That's Chad.

But yeah, I'm not buying it. I have no idea how they're getting these sponsors. Like in this one episode that I had, they had advertising from Talkspace, a random card dealership. Hello fresh, their Patreon, indeed had advertising from Talkspace, a random car dealership, HelloFresh, their Patreon, indeed.com, nom nom, hymns, HelloFresh again, and Staples. Like, I make the joke that shitty song of the week,

dares us, dares you to listen to the show. Like, these motherfuckers are actually daring you to listen to this podcast. Well, I think that the advertising, I don't think these are direct ad buys. I think that it's dynamically inserted. So, all of those advertisers you just listed are targeting you specifically. Are you a big hello, crush fan?

I don't care if I am or not. Like, the ex-tube any way. I know. I hear you. All right. So, let's talk about Mysterio. I didn't know a lot about Mysterio, but apparently he's a villain in Spider-Man. And we got a fun fact for you. All the nerds love fun facts.

Oh yeah. And Cardiff. Potatoes. Potatoes and nerds love fun facts. And here's an interesting fact about Mysterio. Did you know that Mysterio was supposed to appear in the unmade fourth Toby McGuire-led Spider-Man film? It's true. That's fascinating, please go on. You know the movie the number got made? Yeah, okay who cares?

Yeah, what else didn't happen? Yeah right! Let's explain all the things that didn't happen in Hollywood. Go! You start. Yeah, it's unreal. You know, on my number 11, it's a long clip, and I apologize, and we don't have to listen to the whole thing. For love of God, we don't have to. But it's them going into the Fast and Furious and King Kong thing. And like I said, this is supposed to be a battle. You would think that you would hear how the Fast and Furious crew is going to beat King

Kong. Like I said, we're just going to nerd out over every historical fact about King Kong. Sure. Like I said, we're just, we're just going to nerd out over every historical fact about King Kong. I would drive out of the building next to King Kong and drive into King Kong's ankle. That would really bum him out if I was the facts of the furious. And God, Dilloverse is Kong. Kong is able to use his environment to his adventuring fights, such as swinging on buildings, using his ships anchors, a weapon, or doing whatever he needs to to implement the environment around him to make him get the advantage of brawl.

During Kong's Skull Island, Kong demonstrates this high-level ability to use improvised weapons. I mentioned this in the battle between Kong and Megastron. When he's fighting the huge Skull Crawl at the end of the movie, Kong picked up a nearby tree, accidentally cleared the branches off it, used it as a baseball bat, moments after that. When he was tied up in the chains of an old boat con like this big huge thick metallic chains con only freeze himself and then uses the chain huge propeller like a ball and chain almost martial art style

to hit and impale the giant skull walker like a pro there's something he can improvise into a weapon another car a big building a truck maybe a few trucks put together things to this magnet whatever it is constantly recognize it and use it very effectively. Early in the movie, you know, he used in Kong versus go on, he used large trees as spears to throw out the characters and take them out. This is someone who's very good with improvised weapons. Remember Kong is, I'm going to, I'm going to fast forward ahead on this clip and see if you still talk about the same shit.

Here we go. Combat. There's no quittin' Kong. If you're going to win, you got to stop him 100%. Now, in the Montserrat's comics, which are also, okay,. Here we go. Combat. There's no quintin' con. If you're gonna win, you gotta stop him 100%. Now, in the Montever's comics, which are also... Okay, yeah, we get the point. Yeah. This guy's, these guys write scripts.

They're writing out long notes and reading them to each other in order to have these, oh, that's how you win the battle. That's how you win the battle at the longer script. Yeah. Seems like it. They each write a fucking thesis. Yeah. For their god's in argument. And it literally takes like three to five minutes in between like one person just talking for them to go, okay,

that's a great point. But what about this? Yeah. And so here's a point one for Darkwing duck because they go back and forth point one versus point one, the point two versus point two and the judge Makes a couple comments here and there here we go gear for darkwing duck first off is costume He wears a teflon coating over his costume which makes him hard to grab It makes him very very loose and nimble and able to slide through things and you know dodge punches and have punches bounce off him That kind of a thing. It's also tear proof, you know, for whatever that's worth.

Tear gas won't work on him. Important if you're shooting tear gas, get to that in a second. He can glide using his costume as well and there's also a built-in parachute in case for some reason he's dropped from a big hype. Think about it, would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this?

Let's say you're the biggest dark wing duck fan of the world. You just can't get enough of Darkwing Duck, what a great character that is. Would you want to listen to this dork rattle off all the things his costume does? And the fact that he has to, they use way too many words. And he's a parachute. And the reason why he has that is in case he gets dropped off from something very high. He can use the parachute to slow himself down. I don't even know how gravity works. It could be a bitch. Yeah, we know when he fucking parachute dies! Well Carl, they like using every word. They did. Well, I'll see that's hell's-talk. Yeah, they do.

So here's just more about his gear. Darkwing Duxi Gear, I just thought this was a dumb point. Some of the different types of gas that he has shot out of his gun include a smoke gas so you know He could smoke it up so nobody can see what smoke gas Professor Brainiac So here the following gases and he has smoke gas. Oh, no, I hate that kind of gas. Oh Yeah, they they at first much as they, they really can't spew out words. Like, my number nine is a great example of it. And the second fight with Godzilla, he has his left arm dislocated, his chest being torn

apart by Godzilla, and he's getting crushed by Godzilla's foot, yet he's still able to reward back in Godzilla's face and defines and get back to the fight eventually. This thing can tank a ton of punishment. Look, what? Yeah. You think you're a girl? thing can tank a ton of punishment. Look, what? You think you're a girl? This can tank a ton of punishment. What the fuck? Oh, that's what I thought he said.

Yeah. So you're, you have the Fast and the Furious versus King Kong. Is your matchup? Apparently this one guy loves Fast and the Furious. And he brings it up, people wind, there's no reason to. And he's also put speaking of Fast and the Fur furious, we weren't, but I always am. He has a reverse polarity magnet on his grappling gun, much like they did in fast nine. If you remember that masterpiece of a movie, he used the magnet.

It's so powerful. It threw an entire suit of armor around. So he brought that magnet up a solid six times in the episode that I was he wants that magnet and I'm sorry, but you got to keep your door crefers to one of the time because I'm getting lost now. You know, we're talking about comic books and then movies and then cartoons and it's too much for me. He's obsessed with the Fast and Furious franchise. And I've seen a few of them, they're fine. They're ridiculous and over the top of whatever.

It's kind. Yeah, well, and that's great, but he's obsessed with this series. I think I figured it out why. My number 13, apparently they watched a car in the space carl and he does not shut the fuck up about it. He learned a couple sign languages. You know who else learned a couple sign languages? I did.

So how smart could he really be? Oh no, he stripped the tree of its branches. Wow, what a super genius. The fast and furious crew put a car in space. They launched a car in its to space. I'm going to say that this is even close. And no, did you hear that Brent? Wow.

In his to space. This is Ray talking, right? Yeah. Just as in the side, he sounds a little bit like Eric's in. Oh, yeah, he does have a little bit of that going. He's got the broadcasting voice. He's got the chops. Oh, definitely.

And it's fun. You mentioned that car all because in my clip 12, he makes a great go. Okay. All right. All right. Now listen, you said before, like when when a goat boy coming out, nice. All right. So after they go through their points, the first points, because there's a lot more to get through. They, uh, they get the judge involved and they want to know, okay, what do you think, Al? Now you've heard these. Where, where is your head at from this? And this is what I mean, I always thought being a guest on this show sucked because I demand so much homework out of people

And you got to listen to me just talk about stuff that's not about you and usually guess about talking about themselves But this has to be the worst show to be a guest time because you have to sit there and listen to this nonsense Yeah, what's the point of having a guest? I think it's just a fuck with people. Oh, okay. Ow. You've heard one point from both of you and myself. Where's your head at so far with this battle? All right.

The technology is games. So right now, on technology, their game is on part. But I do see a deficiency in one of the characters because one of the guys here, you know I mean, I think it's a little bit more better prepped the guys here, you know what I mean, I think is a little bit more better prepped if you will, you know, apparently for a situation like this. And while the other may be able to perceive things very well, remember, they didn't have any preps.

So not much of the tech, right? Ha ha ha ha ha. No, he's cracking himself up, so that's good. Now, what I wanted to do is compare that to me as the guest judge on the show. This is how that would go down a little bit different. You've heard one point from both of you and myself, where's your head at so far with this battle? I have just no way. I'm gonna make it through the entire hour of listening to these assholes, talk about Darkwink Duck vs. Mysterio and who has the cooler fucking

utility belt. They make it so hard to pay attention to their quotes arguments too. It's ridiculous. Like my number 17, it's a really long clip and I'm sorry about this, but that's not a clip. Yeah, that's a show. Don't do it, Brandon. Much like Patrick Michael, I had a hard time like finding spots in these episodes to stop because they just don't shut the fuck up. So we don't have to play the whole thing. But this is to, how could you pay attention to this long enough to comment on it? That's all I'm saying. The Fast and Furious crew does the impossible movie after movie after movie and the first Fast and Furious movie, okay.

Not a lot of absolutely crazy things except for the fact that they were like going after like iPads and electronics. That was kind of crazy to some, but then in part two I believe they jumped like a boat, or they jumped a cart into a boat or something, I forget, I remember somebody going in the air and being a boat involved. And being like, well, that's kind of crazy. To which they know all of a sudden Then they're Tokyo drifting all through the universal city walk parking lot if you didn't know they filmed it there now You know kind of great craziness and then going forward. They're pulling the safe across. They got the magnets We'll get into more things right here. Okay. Yeah, I think I think I get the point

He's gonna go and just tell you everything he likes about every movie in Fast and Furious No, no, he in that clip he goes through every action scene in every movie. It's different. Fucking insane. Listen, I'm glad he's so passionate about Fast and Furious. They're fun movies. But, like, fine. This is your thing. That's fine. But like I said, I like the premise of this show. I think if you put two other people in it for the whole like comedians who actually know with thing or two and a way to like make this, there's a way to make this better. That's all I'm saying. Like, they talk for an hour.

Anyway, anything different than what they're doing would be better than this. Yes. I agree with that. It's all for an hour about King Kong and Fast and Furious. And let me sum up their arguments for you. Okay. King one. He just introduces the Fast and Furious crew.

And that's what bottled with, well, King Kong is big and strong. Okay. Point two. Good points. They drive cars and have magnets. Well, King Kong is smart and I guess he can throw things and then point three, they define the laws of physics and King Kong can take a punch What an amazing episode

Wow who won? You want to spoil it? No, I'll tell you I'll tell you right now because the entire time the guest is like well You know you make some good points, but I think King Kong's still gonna take it and then at the end, the fast and furious crew comes in and saves the day. Wow, exciting stuff. Pretty riveting. We put the decision from my episode because this guy makes it very anti-climatic the way that he explains to us, the judge here. I don't think that he could handle dark wing on any level at all. So folks, my decision is darkwing Duck.

Unbelievable. Listen, I'm going to tell you right now. Right. I'm going to tell you right now. First of all, you're a genius and I love to what about your analysis, but I'm going to tell you right now. Here's why you're wrong. So it goes through the whole analysis based on the arguments. It would have been way fun if you just went, well, Darkwing ducks the good guy. So of course he's going to win. You guys ever see a movie or a TV show? It's how that works. It's pretty easy, it's pretty obvious. Now, this might have been though,

would actually put him over the top. This is a good point for Darkwing Duck. I honestly didn't realize until I started researching this character, how dangerous a combatant Darkwing Duck is in hand to him. This is a guy who has a black belt in Quack-Foo. That's retarded. He has a grown man.

Talking about how Darkwing Duck knows Quack-Foo. It's a child-child, sir, that you're referring to. That's for children. At least fast and furious. It's made for adults. I mean, double-dults, but at least it's made for adults. Darkwing Duck is not for me. But at least it's made for adults. Dark wig duck, it's not for me.

Now, we've gone through why I think this show is pretty retarded. And at this point in the episode, I'm about an hour in when I'm about to play what I have for you. Did they highlight in your episode, the Patreon of the week? Oh, no, I didn't hear a Patreon of the week.

Okay, great. I got a package for you. This is gonna be 14 through 16. They have this segment called Patreon of the Week where they pick one of their people on Patreon and put them up in their own fictional battle against some retarded fake character. Whoa, I could get this for just a dollar?

I could get this too, but I should mention there's 29 people on their Patreon and it starts a $1 a month. It's very possible they're making less than 20 bucks after your Patreon takes their cut. Well, when I suggested this show to you, they did have 40 patrons, so they've had a bit of a drop. Mm, that's rough, okay.

It is the first of the month, everyone goes down. I'm the first of the month. This is one of the most fun and ridiculous matches we've ever had. All right, listen, we are at the turning point. We're after hearing two points from Ray and myself. Brent tells us who is ahead and what the other side has to do with it. But before we get to what Brent has to say, let's celebrate the hoodwind patron of the week. Every week, we choose one of our amazing members of hoodwind shows patron community and put them in a battle. Ray, which patron do we have today? Today, we have somebody who I don't think has been on the show before, but it's his

day and the sun. Ryan Sangalang. It's a made up name. I know a little bit about Ryan. His reputation precedes him. Okay. Let's have Ryan go up against someone so vile, so discussingly evil. Let's just see what happens.

Let's have him go up against a school Gargamel the evil so-called wizard who wants to kill or eat the smurfs, which I guess is the same thing Okay So it things are getting intense. We have random lists. They're going up against Gargamel What's gonna happen guys? How is he gonna? Who's gonna win? Well, I have to make a quick point here I Gargamelales never won anything He always loses. That's not a worthy opponent for anyone. We can all out with Gargimales an idiot Interesting so Gargimales of course a great wizard great magic little surprise He hasn't been on the show with his cat as real very famous, you know, let's let's give it up to payo and creation of all the smurts

But again, any random fact They know they have to spew I also know the cast name and I know who created the smurfs like whatever What is that better? Ryan Sangalang unfortunately has the answer for tune force because Ryan Sangalang has the composite power of Every character who's ever appeared in a musical And he can actually make musical numbers happen around him at any given time. Now that's very, very important to know against a character like Gargamel, who very famously, if you saw the Smurfs,

cannot sing whatsoever. So what ends up happening is Gargamel's over his cauldron. He's getting ready to cast some spell, he's got some potions ready, he's basically the witcher out there and then Ryan Sangalang bursts through the door. And then all the lights shift confetti and spotlight's hit him. And he launches into his musical number.

Gargamel tries to sing is terrible. Ryan Sangalang gives him a look. Gargamel slumps his head and walks away slowly, taking himself out of the battle. He can't hang with the musical number. Ryan, you got this win over Gargamel, congratulations. Okay. Brandon, that was terrible.

But it was what you were describing earlier, you wanted it to be. Like explain to us how this battle would go down, rather than just say, well, this guy has a parachute. I guess I win. You're right. But that was, that's why they shouldn't do that because that was fucking stupid.

That was retarded. But again, you're doing that against like a no name person who it nothing in the geek coin. No, there's a way not no name sang a lang. What's his name? And so he decided it's sang a lang, sing the wings for sovereign reason. You're right. You're right.

I'm sorry. All right. Let's play the exciting conclusion here. Yeah. Anyone who has the combined powers of those terrifying musical of all times, Mama Mia and Mama Mia too, is a force to be reckoned with. Never mind with every other power that you would get from musicals around the world. That's crazy. Congratulations, Ryan. Now, remember, you two can become a celebrated patron of the week. All you have to do is go to patreon.com slash who would win show and sign up, and you may be featured in an upcoming episode of Who Would Win? Pass. Yeah, no thanks. Hard pass.

Oh, Carl hamburger. Who's he? He up against the hamburger. Whoa. What's gonna happen? There's a fan. That's not worth. That worth everyone's time. Aren't you so happy that you heard that? It's one thing to give your supporters a shout out. I get that But you got to create some fucking retarded story featuring do you think this sangling guys go? Yeah I had a feeding gargable. I actually do think probably is by playing for his parents right now. Yeah, right. Oh, get in here. You won't believe it. Wait, wait till Dagathom. This is so exciting. Anything else that you want to point out from the show, Brad?

Yeah, I got one more clip that's that's Well, I got two really out of worth going through. The first one is, the first one's going to be 18. The guest has one final thing to say before they end the episode. And, you know, he took a trip to Canada and I, I just, I've clipped this because I thought this was odd. Say, I just visited your home country of, of Canada for the first time had some good Poutine. I went to a place called Montreal Pool Hall, which did not have a pool. It also did not have billiards. All it had was Poutine. I went to a place called Montreal Pool Hall, which did not have a pool.

It also did not have billiards. All it had was Poutine. That's weird, but that seems like what Canada is. I mean, I'm glad my home country was able to provide you with such entertainment. And it's Poutine. It's not Poutine. Poutine.

And 18 Escaprooms, James. I did 18 Escaprooms up around the Laval and Montreal area. Very smart designers of Escaprooms up there, James. I did 18 escape rooms up and around the Laval and Montreal area very smart Designers of escape rooms up there James 18 who escape rooms. Yeah Yeah, who goes on vacation and does 18 escape rooms? Wait, when I go to the pool hall, there's no billions. That's what I'm like. I'm out of here

This country sucks. Yeah, but this guy's going to 18 escape rooms Wow, yeah, I don't know how long he was there for but any amount of time that number is too high Yeah, that's a lot that seems to be his passion in life apparently that and fast the furious that same guy out there with no That's Yeah, the guest excited to talk about his experience with Canada as if Canada's a town. Oh, you know where I was just visiting your home Canada It's someone in the chat world that he's from Ottawa. I thought I saw you there. Yeah, right It's just like yeah, you know that place in Montreal. I actually have never been to Montreal. What yeah, I don't go figure

All right, then what else you have? My my last one, you know, this is, this is more of a suggestion for a future episode for you to cover. You know, you liked, you liked raised broadcasting voice. You thought he was good at this. What if I told you that he was a cast member in a vampire audio drama? Of course he was. Big thing for me, look forward to it. We're working on new episodes of Vampire Detroit, aka reclaimed Detroit, a vampire of the mass grade audio drama. We're working on episode six and seven.

Scripts just went out, so that will be coming. And we're going to be releasing them sort of just whenever it's not going to be all at once, it's going to be one, and then a while, and then another one, and then a while. And I think that's the best way to actually get these things in front of you before the end of time. So go to vampiredechroight.com or find us at VampireDotroid on Twitter. That's a terrible way to promote something like that.

If you like it, it won't be available again for a while. Don't, people want to binge shit. If they're putting out, unless I know this is gonna be unlessonable, but let's pretend this is a good show that he's making. What did you say? Check it out because all 18 episodes will be available and you can spend a weekend with this vampire family.

It's sad. He goes, this is going to be amazing. And there's one. And then who knows when you'll get another one? Huh. Well, I looked into this show. Okay. First of all, it's not called vampire Detroit.

It's called reclaimed Detroit, which is fucking like, I don't know why you're pushing it that way. But I did find it in the last episode before the ones that he's talking about was 2022. So he is. He's putting out one episode. He's waiting a year and then he's putting out another one. You know, before the end of the time, Carl, you'll get it branded from crappy music as making some good points here. That's not a good way to promote a show that you want people to check out. All right, with that, want people to check out. All right, with that, we got to move on to the... Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week.

And my cringe of the week all star, my MVP, Adam Thoreau, comes in with the Chanty show, with Harrison Blake Young, and he says, Everything about this sucks. The audio is super shitty, even though they both wear lav mics, as well as they're being table mics. It's filmed in front of a waterfall. Further proving they don't understand how microphones work.

The two-shot camera is mirror image. So when it cuts to their solo shots, it's backwards and very jarring on the eyes. And then Harrison refers to himself as a Dabler To this. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, this gets exciting right here Hey, welcome to the chat to show What you doing today? I'm doing great great. Nice to see you Harrison Blake young Harrison Blake young everybody

So meet him and how do you introduce yourself? What do you do for a living? Well, I'm a jobball, I guess you could say. I just see that video as I host a TV talk show, like you're going right now. I'm a writer, I'm a poet, I'm a free spirit, I'm a philosopher, and I'm a self-president. Well, I guess you keep a combination of all the above. In a baseball player.

You might be faster than in the baseball. Yeah. That's what, that's how it is basically. And there's no particular order which I do except as needed. Very good. You have to try really hard to make it sound that shitty. Well, also, I don't know, people who are watching this

might have picked up on this. Each time they change the camera, the audio quality changed. Yeah, I was going to ask about that. You should have one feed for the audio that you're running all the audio from. And then it doesn't matter which camera shot you go. It's not like when you're watching a baseball game and they move from the picture to first base. And now the announcer's like real far away from it. He's far from the action now.

This is yeah, God. I mean, honestly, the multiple camera angles really necessary here. No, definitely not. But I wasn't there. Just like, where should we set up? It's really noisy right here. All right. It's totally distracting. Let's do that then.

All right, and now I have another cringe of the week for us. And this one comes in from Nick Tucker. He says, Hey, Carl, I have a cringy clip from the most recent Blind Mike project. It appears producer Craig has a crushy poo. This is from principle uncertainty. If in some terrible version of our country reality, our current reality, sorry. It was normal to be set to be set upon sexually in the middle of the night by someone you know, which podcast or would you be least traumatized by Carl? Hey guy, because I'm gay, is that what you mean? Carl's the answer, right?

I don't even know how to answer that. If I was raped, who would I most want it to be? Carl. Jesus. Why is he? Why would you go and try to move? Yeah, I'm trying to move. He could love it. So I could expose him.

She guys still doing this. Craig, I think you're cute too, buddy. But that's as far as it's gonna go on, sorry. You're on the top of the list, aren't you thrilled? I just thought that was so weird. Who do you want to get raped by it? And Craig, before he even finished the sentence, a carol.

Yeah. Okay. Did you hear me? I said carol. Yeah, I know. Even Mike's like, what's going on right now? All right, so this is neither a cringy of the week, nor a podcast, but at SJ OIA,

fellow traveler, sent this to me, I thought it was kind of funny. Dana Carvey does a pretty good Fauci impression. And he posted this up on his Twitter and I just thought this was a fun, quick thing we could check out together. It's good to see people have figured out what was going on all that time. I miss COVID. I know. You do. You know what I knew? There was trouble when anyone that came to our country didn't have to get a vaccine. And I go, mm-hmm. If you're telling me I can't

go to work, but everyone, everyone coming in doesn't have to get one. I go, well, once we found out, when Fauci said, okay, I'm sorry, but if you've had two doses of two vaccine, you can get and give COVID to another guy who's had five vaccines of four doses. What's the difference between a vaccine and a booster? I don't know, it's just more vaccine, but booster sounds better. Anyway, a guy with 25 vaccines would get and give COVID to another guy with 25 vaccines. That's why I'm introducing the daily COVID shot. Every day you get a shot. By the time you get to your car, you got no immunity. But it's a beautiful 39 second.

Pretty fun stuff. I figured I'd share share that I appreciate people sharing that with me and When we do something real quick before we move on to our our next segment Which I believe Christian Vlad is gonna join us because Ray Davino was on the Jim and Sam show and I listen to that today It's interesting, but before that we have some amazing song periods of K-men First one from Tony Muscrat. Thank God Tony is back. He's got one. The DaBlinMan. Waiting on my pension and living off course cans When it's time for teaching I hope he watches hands Because he was born a dapplin man I moved away from California this morning

I thought you said you were teaching summer school Sags fake it down payment while his daughter kept my food It sounds like she's a liar too Lord he was born a drunk in slum Coked up on to my losing a shit on Bob When they took the person, it was friendly dialogue. Because John's a drunk and pussy slut. Alright, very well done. Tony Muskrat. And he's a good guy. Alright, very well done.

Tony Muscrat and... I have another song parody of the K-Men and this one came in from Cardiff Electric and it might be his best work ever. This one really cracked me up. This is one about Chad Zubak. Lids and KB's friends apartment called Rochester's Health Department Drunk Driving Fire from Cleveland Radio. Leave these daughters only fans, something about old cans. Doesn't have an upper lip can't even book the cruise ship.

Chad Zubak is a liar. He's a shady comic and he should retire. Rides a bike like Blind Mike, cried about the YouTube strike. Chrissy Frankets deal, toastyoscratic, Cards for Teed, Toeslet,

MLC so many times, charged with so many crimes. North East West South, Chad has half a mouth. Chad's a liar. He's a shitty comic and he should retire. Chad's a sh** comic and he should retire. Chad Zumaq is a liar. If Jim and God pre-left him, he would soon expire.

Came already, Walmart Bits, Nightinge Streams, and Hissy Bits call themselves a mudge shark, but don't know what it means. Please clap everyone. Look at us, we're having fun. Very well done, Skyrna. Holy sh**. We're having fun. Very well done, Sky now. Oh, he's shit. You're right there. Yeah, that was that was fancy. Did you hear there's a new We didn't start the fire song? Camerawaband did it, but it's all like updated stuff since 89 like all this other stuff

between 89 and 2023. It's like a sequel cover. So one of it? Yes, I don't know what a sequel song is. It's a brand-in show real soon. I can't believe you haven't heard this yet, Brad. It's so bad. It's really steep.

It's a big band, dude. I'm just blanking on, who's saying I heard that in Drew and Mike's show. All right, Christian isn't here yet. So let's talk about our boy, Patti Pukewater. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Christian isn't here yet, so let's talk about our boy, Patti Pukewater. Don't tell me I Because I've absurd now I know you are the patty whisperer you are the band who got Paddy all paranoid about talking to anyone because you got them on your show shitty song of the week and pull the fast one on them

But yeah, you've always been fascinated by him I think you guys did a show together while I'm before we even knew who Patrick Michael was. So, you're in a few things together before. Yeah. I like to think of myself as the keeper of the Patrick Michael archive. Yeah. I agree with that. So, where do you pick up on? Where are we going with this today? Okay. So, I didn't go through any of his live streams or any of his podcasts. I decided to bring some music to the show because it's been a while since we've gone

through some of his music. Love it. And since, you know, he took down the YouTube channel all of his music's gone, I got a whole of it before it was and little did, you know, not many people know, a lot of these songs have music videos to them. Ooh. Yeah.

And since this is a video show now, I thought I would treat the people on your Patreon and supercast and YouTube, you know, with some visual elements of Patrick Michael as well. I love it. That's a really good reason to sign up for five dollars a month at patreon.com slash where these podcasts. of the patreon.com slash where these podcasts, we won't put you in a fake battle with a fictional character, but you can watch patty see cuss music videos. Absolutely. So the first one that I'm going to go through is called Dancing Like We Know How. And this is from Kevin. The music is, you know, it's about as good as you're going to expect it. I mainly brought this for the visual element. and I'm sorry for everybody listening, but again, patreon.com, who are these podcasts?

No, I shouldn't mention we always have new listeners. So the guy that we talk about quite a bit on the show, the world's most prolific podcaster, Patrick Michael, Patty Seacows, Patty Broganskall, Patty Buchwater, Animal Crosley, there's a lot of different names there that he goes by. He also fancies himself a musician and he does a lot of different styles of music. He does hardcore metal scream vocals over music. He used to play drums in this band called Kevin,

which is what we're about to check out. He also does rap songs. He had a song called Snake in the Grass. That's just fantastic. So this is his band Kevin though, which I believe, and I haven't watched this yet. They were two piece last I knew. It was just him and his buddy playing guitar

and he was playing drums. Is that the case? Well, there's three in this video. Oh good. Okay, let's a keyboard player, alright. I like the melody. So let me just explain the visual element here. One thing that I know, because I've done a bunch of videos and video projects, is that you always want a real low ceiling.

Whenever you're doing a video project, you want to go right to the basement and put the camera on the ground Pointing up at you because it really gives the it makes it feel like you're in a very spacious environment. Yeah Anyway, they're crammed the shitty little fucking basement and it's in black and white. It's blurry and black and white Yeah, and for whatever reason the keyboard players play in the. The other two guys are kind of mashing a little bit, but not really. They're kind of like playing flitzies with each other. Yeah. Yeah. For some reason, Patrick say over here thrusting up behind the keyboard.

For some reason, he's already when he went from a, I listen, I like a musician myself. I married a singer, so I get it. All these music videos remind me of like, like, if, you know, if he was 10 and he had a sleep over with his friends and they were hanging out in the basement, fucking around, that's kind of what's going on here. Yeah, I should imagine these hard thoughts that were watching. Yes. Alright, is he actually playing the keyboards live over this track? It seems like it. It does seem like it.

Yeah, I believe he is, but there is a point in this video where Patrick jumps on the keyboard and shows his skills too. So who knows. Oh, oh God, okay. Oh, there he goes. Okay, he's not playing. That's officially not playing the key parts. Not even on the right octave.

No, we're near the melody. Oh, I just want to get to the chorus and then I'll judge, all right? Let me just get to the hook first. Oh, it's not bad. What's that dance move, Colle, dude? How the Tard? I think it's a retarded tyrannosaurus. So feminine trotosaurus rags. All right. Is there anything else we should watch in this one? Or do we get the point? No, no, I'm surprised.

I'm surprised I made it this far. Okay. Okay, good. I was feeling the same way. No one's ever made it to the end. Well, let me break it up real quick. Because Big Papa sent me a link that... Patty was doing a live stream recently and I think big Papa chatted something about me and then I mean I'm not even there and I'm getting these sick burns

And it's rough man. It's tough to take this kind of thing. You get it almost drawn. Dan, what's up, buddy? Big Papa Carl's not, man. I love it Because not here, man. I'm not that clubfoot crooked tooth Cricket is a weird word though ain't it? Looks like two words doesn't look like two words, but I don't know Classic classic Couldn't even finish the insult. Yeah.

I look at when he just starts ripping out a joke, pal. He's like, yeah, girl, that club footed in. I wouldn't want to be in that club, you know? All right. Pretty good stuff. All right, let's get back to music. Where are we going next? Okay, so the next next one we'll do, I like, I sent you

one, which is just a lot of his screamo shit, but listening back to it, the mix isn't great and you can't really hear him at all. So go figure it out. Not really work. Okay. Yeah. Not with the studio now. Yeah. But the next one, the next one I've got is called Make in History. And this is a rap video. Now, you know, usually when people do their these music videos, you're either lip syncing to a track that's already pre-recorded or you're gonna, you know, sing it yourself. This asshole decides to do both at the same time. You're saying a lot of times, self? Yes. That's fun. Yeah.

I got him with this one. Yeah, I should point out. So, we just saw his band, Kevin, when he's rapping, he's Animal Crosley. This is another one of his personas here. I would like to point out before you play this, yeah, in the video, he's got that sheet hanging up another one of his personas here. I would like to point out before you play this deeper there. In the video, he's got that sheet hanging up behind his closet to make it like a backdrop for this video,

but the camera's not showing it at all. Yeah, the camera's showing the corner of it. So you can still see it's closet. Wait. Yeah. All right. This girl is shit out of time. Stop.

I'm also hot. I made history. I'll try and be on what I'm gonna miss to read I'll try to think about what I'm gonna miss to read I'll try to think about what I'm gonna miss to read I'll try to think about what, but not my mystery. And yeah, I'm never played for you, it's just the way. You do the best you can, and you can't be seen. I'm a star on the fucker. I'm in every damn scene. Hold on a second.

He just read Mystery with Mr. T. Is that allowed? Is that allowed for Instagram? I will allow this. You will allow it. Again, the judges spoke and we're okay with that. That's fucking hilarious. At least he knows the words to his own song. Yeah, I'll give him that.

He probably listens to it non-style. Yeah. I bet this is his jam. Like when you were playing, so this is years ago, but when you had him on your show, should he song of the week, you played for him, his band Kevin, and it was a live recording of them with just drums and guitar,

and the guitarist doesn't know a chord, not a single chord. And he can't keep time or play a drum beat. And it was so bizarre because it's the worst thing anyone's ever heard. And Patty goes, I think this is pretty good. Yeah. You're like, oh, you're one of those people who just thinks everything that you do is great. But at the same time, keep in mind, he also said that he didn't take any of this music seriously, that this was all just him

Fucking around you know like when I fuck around with music I record right and make music videos for 200 fucking songs Just fucking around That is always his cop out though. He's not trying. He doesn't even other spot CD and big shit. No, it's cold and stand high. Grab my shit in the focus. I feel like the victims like a focus by the way. This is every shit. Yeah, the kind of stuff you dread. Yeah, I bet he only listens to himself. You know, he's getting a ride from someone. He's like, hey, can I put the CD? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's why he doesn't have any friends. He shares his demo with everybody.

Yes. No, what year is this from? Do you know? I couldn't remember off the top of my head. I downloaded these things a couple of years back. I don't remember. It seems more recent. Is that a crazy thing to say?

No, not really. I mean, that you could tell when you're watching like the Kevin videos and stuff, you know, he's a lot fatter. His face look Yeah, I have the facial hair. Oh, yeah, you can see that time has passed here Fred has a funny insult to him. I would just say it looks more like current day Patrick. Oh, yeah, he's fat He's stupid, you're right He was not saying he is now. I mean all I can all I can judge off now is the cactus. So that's true

The other video was older because it was in black and white. Good point. But it wasn't color for a second. Yeah, yeah, it was like, was it a mask? Okay. I have to say, and I've heard a lot of his music, this is not the worst example. You're right. I mean, it's like, I'm like, I'm not. It's something. If, honestly, if he didn't record this video, white singing over himself, this wouldn't have been that out of a track. Okay. I have to give another compliment. He started with the chorus. Yeah, don't bore us get to the chorus. I like that style. It's good. It's a good move. Or he ran out of verses.

Yeah. It's possible too. So I got one more song for you if we have time. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. So I decided that for this one, I'm gonna check out his smule stuff. It's been a long time to see what any of his smule shit. Let's explain what smule is real quick. Yeah, so I think they're still going. It's an online, essentially, like social media for karaoke dipshits.

Like if you wanna sing a karaoke cover and then duet with some stranger online, like this is the place to do it. Right. The duet to my favorite version. I doubt. I mean, glitch, glitch, sorry. Well, this is glitch redbirds.

I fix it. Or animal. For those who don't remember or know, like there was a time where he was on smule with over 1100 different songs. Yes. And, you know, we were only able to gather up like 50 or 60 of them before he wiped them off the face of the earth. Well, but beta patched, I believe has a 3.2 gig folder of all of these smule size. I don't know if he has all of that, but he might.

Now, he grabbed a good amount of them. that's where I got, he was smart enough to get these before I was able to. So he sent them over to me. We're a team here guys. This is the WTP team. I'll work it together to make this happen. And this is a special song because you know, we recently are the victims of a terrible tragedy in this country where you know, we lost the lives of five brave explorers who only wanted to look at a boat through a TV screen on another boat. And so everyone could please have a moment of silence as Patrick Michael serenades us with a loving tribute to these people. I can't believe we're going to try to sing this song.

This is amazing. I can't cringe any harder. Wait, that's not him Okay, that's the other person okay That's Celine Dion I can't tell it could be good there Oh For across the distance and space is between us You have come to show You

Do you know how I got his back up on bit? Do you see why I said that rap? Actually, it wasn't too bad. Yeah. It's something Dr. Drake compared to those. Yeah. It's weird because the woman is singing, you know, she's not great, but she's on time. That's right.

She knows her the song. Yeah. And he's definitely heard her singing this to record his part. So why the fuck wouldn't you follow that rhythm? You tone down the fuck. I believe that the heart does go And you're here in my heart. Am I hard? What? And we'll go on and on.

You know, the actual notes are just suggestions. Yeah. If you want to hit those notes, fine. You don't have to. And you know what we'll do. Yeah, it's not colored by number. Right. Yeah. This guy thinks outside the box. He's coloring outside the lines here.

All right. He's an artist. It's all about guard. It's always. I keep that with the amazing artist. Yeah. This song goes on for like nearly three minutes. And I want to come back.

Yeah. God. You can. Yeah. But he's gone. So you listen to her part comes in. Yeah. But he's gone. So you listen to her part comes in and then when he comes in for the duet, there's no audio. So he just sang up to the first chorus and called it quits. Oh, well, then I'm done with it, then.

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He's definitely up to something. You gotta give him that. All right. As previously teased, are we good with the Patty stuff? Yeah, that's good stuff. Thank you for bringing that. It's been a while since we've talked about his music. You guys know Christian Blatt

from such shows as Who Are These Podcasts. Welcome, you guys know Christian Blatt from such shows as who are these podcasts? Welcome my body. Christian Blatt. Oh, hey, guys in my basement again. I know it was, uh, it was only a week ago that I was sitting there with you guys. And I've only traveled a few thousand miles since then, but I brought the basement with me. I thought that would be fun. I love looking good. Before we dive in, the band that covered or did their sequel to We Didn't Start the Fire is Fallout Boy. Yes.

Oh, yeah. It's on par with their entire body of work. It's going to be their worst song though. And I know what I'm saying. It's, yeah, Brandon, I think you're going to want to maybe do like a good two, three hour episode on that. It's all Mickey and it's going out. Yeah.

Yeah. You got to cover every single lyric in there. Anyway, Carl, I had to come back because as you mentioned, Ray DeVito was on the Jim and Sam show this week. This is a big thing for Ray DeVito. I want to point this out. Now you guys know who Ray DeVito is. He's on the Shule Network.

He's been on this show. He's on Mr. Love's company. He's a new guy. You know, he used to be Chad. They'd beat the shit out of for two hours straight. Now it's Ray who goes out in there and they just beat up on him. And Ray famously has a pink blanket that he travels with.

He had the gout recently. He seems to be down on his lock. And here he is, a serious ex-sam with Sam Roberts and Jim Norton. Very exciting. His big break. I mean, they bring him in at the last segment, but it's his big break. He's coming on the show.

And how do you think he did? Yeah. Well, look, I think it's important to start off and say, boy, do I like Ray DeVito. He's a really nice guy. I was on the show one time where he came in and he joined us for like an hour. And I'm like, what a nice guy. But we're going to have to goof on him. And you're right, though. This was his first time. Both Bobby Kelly and Kevin Brennan vouched for him to to Norton's. Yes. The important thing before we get to the clips, it's not just him.

They already had a comedian, Ian Lara and Karen Fien who I understand is a huge WATP fan. They were both there in the studio. Karen Fien does not like is a huge WATP fan. They were both there in studio. Karen Fien does not like me. I was on that's what I heard. I was on the chip show with her in studio. I met her in person and she made it very clear. She's not a fan of mine. And then when she posted a photo of all of us to Instagram, she crouched me out of it. So, so, Karen is not a fan of this show, not pictured. How else was she going to be able to zoom in on her butthole in the same picture, Carl? Something that does have an only fans, I'll point out and you don't have only fans and the one butthole per picture. And Carl, as I mentioned to you, this is a moment

of personal growth in my WATP career because there's an hour of content. And I have only presented you with 10 clips. Thank you. And I realized, in some cases, I could just tell you what happened instead of playing the clip because, look, again, I love Ray DeVito, but playing these clips aren't necessarily what we would consider transformative content. You know, I think it's just a little bit easier

You mentioned that he had the gout. He broke his toe and instead of visiting a doctor He watched some videos on YouTube He didn't know what a podiatrist was that was a funny moment, but you know again not Not funny enough. He brings his own bed sheets on the road He doesn't trust the sheets at hotels, he talked about that. Some of these things come up, that's why I'm resetting. I didn't like his explanation of the pink blanket.

No, I felt. No, I felt. In fact, Sam Roberts was wildly confused. He kept trying to, okay, so you're saying this, are you saying this and even Jim was going, yeah, but you know, if you bring a blanket with you and there's bed bugs, you bring them home with you, that seems like a bad, like, I actually, I think I know the real reason

why he carries a comforter around with him and he won't admit it. So he was pretending that he doesn't like the beds at the comedy condos that they put you off at at some of the clubs that these guys play out. Well, as you referenced, he does have gout and he thinks it comes from eating meat and drinking too much beer.

And that goes into my clip number one, which is a question about him maybe trying to cut down the beer intake. And so he'll say how he kind of knows he should slow down in clip number one. How many IPAs a week? A week? I'm trying not to drink at all. Right probably I'm not drinking for least three days food. We had a day to I didn't drink yesterday on the night before I had a A little white one. This is a day to want. Yeah, I want on so this will be day two. Yeah, so I'll give it a few days

I'm 27 hours sober and yeah That's a great Stutt Joe level redirect. Well, how many do you have in a week? Well, I haven't drank in a couple of days one day. Yeah, yes, this morning. I didn't drink yesterday. The show's it. The show starts at like eight in the morning. So it's before noon. And he's very proud that he hadn't drank yet that day. Uh, so he has a reason as to why he thinks he drinks so much, which is our clip number two. So how many nights a week are you drinking?

Like five nights a week. Five a week. That's a good pace. Let's say five. Why are you taking days off from drinking juice if you're gout to heal? Yeah, but also I got a relax too. Oh yeah, yeah. But I have anxiety.

So like I mean, that's like relaxing. Sure. Sure. So you have to run for miles a day and drink all night and that's just like. Yeah. Sam Roberts in this interview, doing what he does best, any little thread that he can pull on in an unravel, everything he gets to say. Yeah, nobody does it better this day.

Right because what Ray was saying is that the way he broke his foot is he had the gout and then he went jogging because he runs every well not jogging He goes nine miles per hour. He's he's running he's And I guess if you run with the gout you can break your toe somehow. I'm not sure how that works But that's what he explored. Yeah, according to Ray DeVito MD. Yes according to Ray DeVito MD. Yes.

He also has some top notch medical reasoning to why he continues to drink, which is our clip number three. No, actually alcohol slows down the brain waves, so it's less likely to have a seizure. Yeah. So I heard that, and again, maybe Rayis knows more than I do about medical things. So I reached out to a doctor friend and got his thoughts on that. Now the doctor friend wanted to remain anonymous, but he wrote back, right. Yeah, alcohol is a common trigger for seizures, especially in the hangover period when your

brain is dehydrated. It also disrupts sleep patterns, which can be a common trigger for seizures. Alcohol can make epilepsy medication less effective or make the side effects of medication worse. The only argument for this is if seizures happen when you're withdrawing, then never withdraw. Obviously, the risk of that strategy is worse than the benefits. Does Ray even have a seizure disorder? I'd be happy to talk with him about this anytime. So he's a doctor.

That doctor you're referring to, sounds like he knows quack food. He definitely has a belt in quack food. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to trust Ray DeVito on this one. Sorry. If you want to say that your doctor friend knows stuff about medicine fair enough, but I trust Ray. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, in the last clip there, didn't he say that he's staying sober in order to relax? That sounds like the wrong way to do that. I think Ray's very nervous because I don't think that came out correctly.

I think a lot of things he says don't come out correctly in this interview. Yeah. Well, he does try to impress the hosts to set up my clip for. He presents Sam Roberts with a hot sauce, but in a way that he's not prepared to talk about it. And this is it from the very beginning of the interview. It really sets the tone for the whole thing. Yeah, this number four.

This is a disaster. If you're trying to promote a whole thing. Yeah, this is number four. This is a disaster. If you're trying to promote a product that you have, this is how not to do that. You've got Sam hot sauce for a nice. Yeah, silk city hot sauce. It made me a hot sauce. Thanks for my podcast. So it's really hot.

So just had a job. I haven't tried it yet. I just don't know. Oh, it's called insane in the brain. And it's like, uh, pain in the brain. I don't even know what it is. It's a super-hill song. You so far said it's really hot. I've never tried it.

It's called insane in the brain. The facts are off about this hot sauce. Yeah, but it's cool. Our were too. It's just a great thing. Look at that. Yeah. So that's the best thing about pulling clips where Sam Roberts is one of the people

talking. He says all the things that you would want to say after the clip. Yeah. So he knows that it's hot, but he hasn't tried it. He doesn't know the name of it. I think he just wanted to impress everybody. Like, look, I got a hot sauce from a listener. But he, yeah, so he's convinced he should actually try it. And Sam continues to be baffled by the whole thing. Uh, and then he mentions two people who are friends of WATP. Uh, so I think that, uh, Carl, you and Ray are might actually be the only two people who are friends with both of them. So first there's some hot sauce talk and then some shout-outs in clip five.

Well, I'll try, I never tried it. I think I should also try my hot sauce talk and then some shout outs in clip five. haven't brought in I got to give him love. MLC pockets three times. I know. You guys are like, why did make it surely first? I'm going to get it. Yeah, yeah, I'm never going to get it. Yeah, he definitely mentioned them in the wrong order for sure. I love that Jim is quite aware of Kevin's tendencies because him and him and Kevin go way way back him and Jim Norton and Kevin Brighton, that's fun.

Yeah, Jimmy's known him like 30 years, yeah. So, Ray's bio that, you know, he presented the producers with, Ray's some questions. This is insane, too, because what Sam's trying to do here is he's trying to set up his guest for success. Hey, I see that you are into this or you know about that. Every time I want to spoil your class, every time I raise like, what?

What do you mean? Yeah. Well, the part that I didn't pull is that he says he can break dance. Of course, they try to get him to break dance and that turns out he can't. Now, if Sirius XM filmed this show, we would definitely have fun playing clips of watching him pretend to break dance. Christian, don't pull clips. It's funny to that because he goes, so says here you break dance. I don't break dance. What do you mean? He goes, well, it's on your bio right here

and he reads the thing and then he's like, oh, yeah, yeah. No, I break dance. I'm like, okay, well, can you break dance? Let's see it. And then he can't break dance. You can't break dance. No, I can't. The most awkward down in the one ray was hoping to accomplish. Like maybe you just figure it out right then and they'd be like, whoa, you can't break this is like no, I can't. It was the most awkward down to what Ray was hoping to accomplish. Like maybe just figure it out right down the there. And they'd be like, wow, you can break this. I think he was looking for no follow-up song or anything. Yeah, he's so, no other question. Or he's just hammered when he wrote his bio.

Well, that leads to the best claim in his bio. Ray makes the claim that he knows the lyrics to every song by Frankie Valley in the four seasons, every song. There's no artist that I would say I know the words to every song. Carl, I bet you wouldn't even say that about your favorite band that you talk about all the time Weezer. You don't know all the Weezer song. Correct.

That's all I know. Just the sweater song in Africa. Those are the only ones you really know all the words to. Good point. I have four clips where they really dive into this. And in between some of these clips, they move on to talking about other things every time both Jim and Sam are like, yeah, yeah, but let's get back to Frankie Valley. So first he shows that he does not know the lyrics to one fairly known song, clip number six.

How does Greas go? Greas is the word that you heard Um, that's not the No, no, because he said he knew every word Right, um, I just started I Could you say you knew every word? We did, and we throw away The long-tailed yesterday, I don't know what the lyrics but

So it's all a lie So it's all a lie. Oh my. Jesus. In my, in my, my next clip, let's see, it said my clip seven, Ray does try to recover, but all it really shows off is that Karen Fien knows a lot

of Frankie Valley lyrics. And he just kind of joins in with her. And then he makes a really important claim at the end of this clip about what attendance is like at Frankie Valley performances. Some very recent ones which will come in later but clip seven for now. What's another Frankie Valley song? Because now I can't believe all these Frankie Valley songs. That one I don't like. Who loves you pretty baby?

How's that song? Oh, one at night. Oh, that's a sum of that. I love that one. That's a lot of songs. That's a special time song. And he doesn't sell out? Does that mean that That's a lot of songs. He doesn't sell out. He's like 80 some now. Oh, I got a fun feeling when I walk in the room. Yeah, just like when you just can't take my eyes off. Yeah, I'm a normal singer.

I think good song can't take my eyes off you. You're too good to be. But you said you go to shows and they're not full. No, that's crazy. Yeah, no shit. I remember you guys doing a karaoke podcast at one point not too long ago. And Ray and Karen should definitely do the karaoke podcast at one point not too long ago and Ray and Karen should definitely do the karaoke podcast, but it's only Frankie Valley songs.

I mean, the chemistry that two of them had, I mean, it just made me, you know, hoping for more. I think at a certain point, even Jim goes, we're doing some hacky Mortik Zeus shit right now. They're all just like singing these songs and it's just pure utter nonsense. Well, as it turns out, Ray's understanding of the box office draw of Mr. Franky Valley was woefully inaccurate. Okay. Point that Mr. Sam Roberts does not let slide by and clip eight. Look at all those empty seats. When is the gig though? How big is that? People buy day up. That's October. That ain't bad. At, but by day out October that ain't bad at the Bergen

bad that's a lot of ticket sold so you were you were lying about he sells out I said Jersey boys sells out he doesn't sell out But he sold a lot of he sold a lot of tickets and that's not October sure that's not that any show sold out and Tell me what's double-dip and he has He has Wait, wait, how many tickets are short for that Travis? Well, them, oh, that's sold out.

It's sold out. Yeah. That's a big room, too. Good for Frankie Valley. He wasn't. He wasn't. Don't act supportive now, Ray. Yeah, the whole thing.

That's my dude. I love him. He's like, I can't believe that this could be true. It wasn't true. He does the round. This guy's selling tickets. Yeah. Right.

The reason you couldn't believe it was because it wasn't. Yeah, that's why he couldn't believe it. And to think, I don't know what Ray thought was going to happen on this show. I don't know what kind of prop he did for it, but immediately it was Pink Planket talk that Ray had no answers for it. I said, you didn't pull those clips, can I give you my theory on this? Yes, please. Because Ray goes, well, I'm a touring comedian. That's why I carry my bike with me in my car. And Jim goes, I just been a touring comedian for decades, like, what do you mean?

Why would you do that? And so, like I said, he said, he didn't trust the sheets or whatever when he goes to these comedy condos. But I have a theory, I think it's because, and we've seen evidence of this. Ray was to crash into Buddy's house whenever he can. His goal is to crash on some dude's couch and hopefully not wake up as roommate and that's

why he carries around a comforter with him so you can crash on a couch because it doesn't make any fucking sense at all if you're being put up in a comedy condo or a hotel that you would need to bring your own comforter with you. And Rey never makes this point. They just keep going, give it, why? Yeah, but why? Why do you? And then it's like, and why did you buy a pink one?

Was it gifted? Did you hold you on a comedian? Yeah, I know. He wouldn't have no interest for any of these things. It was so bizarre. He did not let us know where the pink blanket came from. No, Sam asked at least twice. I believe three times.

And he was not giving that up. So, yeah, he wouldn't, he wouldn't go into any of the interesting stories that we know about for Ray and they were trying to lead him there. Like the pot stamp thing or pot sound, I mean thing. And they're trying to lead him into these, these conversations because they know about it and Ray's just deflecting. He want to talk about it. Hot sauce he's never tasted.

They, they tasted hot sauce for a while on the show. I don't know what he was hoping to bring. And maybe that's me, Chris, you know, I can prepare it for things. If I got booked on the gym and Sam's show, I'd go on there, bring up all being immediately get thrown out. So that's why that has to happen. Yeah, but at least I would have a game plan. Yeah, I think this blanket thing is more of like a security blanket. Like he can't go out on the road and go to a strange hotel without having his favorite blanket with him. Well, that's what the speculation. I mean, thank you.

Actually, I mean, that's the obvious answer that he's pretty much just Linus. And I think that's what he's like home with. I guess by the way, just so you guys know, I don't bring my teddy bear. That would be childish. I just bring my blankie. Yeah, but even Linus had a blue blanket, you know, I mean, there's something to point about Linus. Yeah, Linus was a boy. Yeah. And he only sucked a phone.

He was a man's man. I've got two more clips. The obviously regular listeners of both Jim and Sam and ONA know that Travis Teft is what we call a super producer. But apparently the information he was able to come up with was not particularly difficult to come across here. Clip number nine. I go see him all the time. I've seen him like eight times in my life. Why?

But why would you say he's not telling you this? Yeah, you may look like he was fucking some scrub who's not like a 30-room. He said Travis 30 seconds. I was picturing Frankie Valley and like an empty wreck with like for that. Yeah, it was very easy to find and he I think that this is really what it was. He didn't want any follow up. He just figured, I've got this great bio. I'm going to send it.

We're going to not talk about break dancing. They're not going to ask me why this is my hot sauce, even though I know nothing about it, including the name. And nobody's going gonna want to actually hear me sing Frankie Valley songs. So I'll just put that out there, you know. So this is the most anyone's talked about Frankie Valley in like 45 years.

I know this is a big part of the show. It's Frankie Valley forever. But it is because, and I have to disagree with you, Krusha, I think what happened here is Rey de Vito has a website. I don't know if he was around when it was built, if he knows anything about it, but it's got all this information about him,

that's not true. And he's not used to going on shows that give a shit about him. When he does anything on the Shule network, or they bring him on, and Mr. Hose Company, it's not like Kevin Brennan's sitting there going, according to your website,

it's that no one's doing that, but Sam and Travis most certainly are. They're like, what are we talking to this guy about? I don't want to look about his website. What does it say? Oh, he does have a break dance. He knows all the lyrics to Frankie Valley. So they're like writing down a little bullet points

so they have things to talk to him about. And Ray, you might want to update your site, buddy, because if you want to continue to get booked, you know, other talk show hosts will probably read up on you and want to talk to you about these things. I mean, I'd like him to take a break dancing class and prove to all of us that he knows how to do it.

I mean, that's the web series that he should do. He's going to go to his next stage with his pink blanket and a piece of cardboard. He's going to lay down. That's his new thing. The big hip blanket break dancing comic. That's a new thing. The pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig he does have like a date, he needs five days to wean himself off the medication, so that when he does go on the date, he can get himself off the meds and be able to get an erection. And the other comic was his name Ian.

Ian Murray, yeah. Yeah. So Ian's in the room and he goes, have you never heard of Bluetooth? And and rain goes, no, what's what's that? They're like, what what? What are you talking about? You don't take my agrar or see Alex, he's like, this is what solve all your problems. It's raised like I should try that. The fuck. The other one.

The podcast ever. I know. What a world. They even tell they even tell them the the the the blue shoe promo code for their channel Right, so they're like it's really easy to get and Carl both of the clips that you've said that oh, I'm surprised You didn't have them. I did have both of them and I was trying to have less clips So now that means I'm going back to 40 clips the next time I'm I'm happy to talk about I was I listen to the whole period so I'm happy to talk about it I was just like oh Ray you pathetic loser. What are you doing? Yeah. Why is this the conversation we're having?

I'm very anxious. I'm on medication. I can't get it up. Oh, is that him on the phone in his state? Am I going to need a direction? Yeah. Wow. All right.

Then I can't go out this Saturday. What about next Saturday? Oh, I'm going to have Gout then. Sorry. Okay. So my last clip shows that Ray DeVito, yeah, lovable Ray DeVito, who we all talk about how much we like him. He's so poorly informed. He's also not correctly promoting his own gigs. Clip 10.

I was alert. Is a stand by the staff that there was that a lot of the dates you were plugging on your Twitter were not. Stop it. Sam. Oh, yeah. No, that's right. I did some mistakes. Yeah. Yeah. I had tips mixed up. I'm doing tips Friday, not Saturday. Bobby Kelly's there Saturday.

Yeah. I'm on the show. So make it a week. You're on the show. Get an answer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and Brooklyn comedy club and the Grizzly Parrot team. I have to give Sam Roberts credit for one thing.

Nobody laughs at someone fucking up better than Sam Roberts. Oh, yeah, I tweeted that hour. He's like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, him on the show. So it's the least he could do. Like, yeah, come out on Friday. I mean Saturday, you know, yeah, but if you would have said it's Bobby Kelly that people would have shown up. So he's not doing it any favorites. Yeah. I know. And he's like, oh, you're doing the show with Bobby's like, no, no, no, no, no, Bob will get me on this, but he's not going to let me middle for him, you know, God, it's hysterical. So anyway, that was Ray's big appearance on the big national radio show. Yeah. I mean, that's how else could have gone for a perfect?

I mean, I would not have expected it to have gone better, but you know, I don't think on my bingo card, I had pretend break dancer and faking his way through the entire catalog of Frankie Valley and the four seasons. I just didn't think that's the added in him and not knowing what your hot sauce tastes like that you're promoting and it's a certain point for your gigs. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

And it's a certain point. They're like, do you even like hot sauce? He's like, no, I think hot sauce is great. Do you like comedy? Yeah. Right. What are you into? Not according to Geno Bisconti.

He doesn't. Oh, well, all right. Thank you very much for that presentation. Christian. I look pretty. I'm going to stay on this red to veto beat Carl. I know nobody's walking it as closely as I did over this weekend. And, you know, I'll make sure that I ask the tough questions. Everybody's afraid to ask about thank you for that. Now, of course, by the Christian. Now, Christian, this is no slight on you, but I did save the best for last. Do you have time to hang out?

Do you have to bounce? Absolutely, yeah, no, no. I put some newspaper down and turn on the TV for my eight year old, so he's going to be fine. Oh, perfect. Oh Gaky yeah Stuttering John is back baby He is back wow what a week this was He is back! Wow! What a week this was!

On Tuesday, Stuttering John squares off against yours truly on Mizoray Love's company. And what else could you want? I'll tell you what else you could want. Chad Zumak show, Look who shows up, Stuttering John Melendez for over two hours with Chad Zumak. I'm still pinching myself. Ow! This is real! This all really happened. Now, the first thing I want to talk about

is this new budding relationship between Southern and John and me. And Drunk on Cringe put together a video that I think sums this up pretty well. You'll see that John and I have good chemistry together. We had a lot of fun on Mr. Love's company and people are speculating that it's more, it's more than just a podcasting relationship

as I think you'll see in this video. I actually will say that I left that show and go, you know what? I kind of like Carl, I do. I don't know if you got to have a mat. I know he's a super fan of mine. Correct, look, I got the poster behind me. If he is the one who chased you off the internet, then I got a problem with Shule. And I have to tell you that he is not a friend of the dabblemer. We are not happy with what he was doing because that is not cool

Oh, just be honest. Did you like what I fucking I fuck with him? No, I want to see more of you John Oh, you're so cute. Ah, oh, you're so cute. Holy shit. We were having a breakthrough together right now, you and me. This is great. But where are you right now? I got a date to 97-30, so I got time. Why not just wait for the show's over.

Well, I might be dabbling in all the sexuality, that's it. But how was that up to you? Carve it. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be.

I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be. I got a date to 9730, so I got time. Because why not just wait for the show's over. I might be dabbling in all the sexuality, that's it. How was that up to you? Carl Heberger and fucking Julie. You're not gonna fuck me. You know there's a lot of fans out there. I want to see you do that. It's my mid-leg crisis, fuck off.

Very fun. Right there. So when are you in John Goose share share a course late with the two straws? Yes. We can just need cartoon. I will say that my people have been in communication with his people. There are talks. We are gearing up for a big announcement and this is no joke.

There will be a big announcement coming out that I'm very excited about because I thought that my time talking to an LLC was good. I had a bounce off and you'll hear in the voicemail people are annoyed that I left to go on the Drew and Mike show but that's a contractual obligation I have. And also I felt like that was enough for us for the first round.

Leave them wanting more. Leave him one more. Leave him one more, but it means there is more because I'm looking forward to round two and I think that's gonna probably happen in the near future. So that's the tease, more information to come for sure. And one of the things I need to talk to this guy about is this Mr. Magenta put in a super chat to MLC after I had left.

And I'm going to ask John about this. Myster Magenta, great job today, starting John. Thanks for inspiring me to make music again. By the way, who do you think is better at guitar? You or the club-footed loser, Carl? Me. Hands down. The car wasn't a band.

I think he's still in the band. I didn't even goop on the ice and dopes. What a horrible band. So, John is declared as a better guitarist than I am and that my band is horrible. So, I'll have to ask him about that. Well, he clearly understands that they'll literally let anyone sing for them as long as they just show up. So maybe John's not a terribly far off. It was in black performing cheap trick with the ice-thouse last Saturday. And how fun was that show?

It was so great. What a wonderful venue. And not just because there was free food and free Jenny cream house. That the nerds. Yeah, I go up to the bar with Christian and he goes, I don't think I'm going to get a Jenny light because my dad used to drink Jenny cream out.

I was like, well, yeah, don't drink Jenny light. No one's ever ordered that. I'm purposefully. Yeah, don't ever do that. It's the worst beer possible. I think that's why that's probably why he he comped it for you. The bartender was because it's true. I mean, if you're going to actually drink the Jenny light, we've never seen anyone actually

drink one of these. So go ahead. This is like a science experiment. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I charged you bloody for this. So please just take it. Just take it to run away. All right, let's get to this because, as I mentioned,

Stuttering John is on with Chad Zumak. And actually when this started, I was on Shule, I was on with Shule and we were sniped streaming it. Does that get that right? Close enough, you don't have to say. We were sniping it. And so I got to watch the first hour or so and then I had a bounce.

And I went back, I'm gonna have to do this in installments because like I said, it's over two hours long and there's a lot to get to. But I put together a package about the first 40 minutes or so of, instead of John with Chad Zumaq. And it starts off, you gotta love Chad. He's like already victory laughing right out of the gate.

And these two are just ghouls. I can't guess. It's just suck my dick. Well, the way to start a show, yeah start show bitches suck my dick Okay, you got John I get it. That's cool Well, I did prove the chat had 501 dollars in the bank somehow. Yes, because apparently that's all it took Well, here's a fun fact for you this guy Dabbler's anonymous was

for you. This guy, Daibler's Anonymous, was giving pretty generous superchats, both on MLC, as well as on Chad's show here. And so he asked, you know, because I'm giving you all this money, can you just DM me and let me know what it cost for you to get John? And it wasn't the real Daibler's Anonymous, it was someone else. So the real Daibler's Anonymous sent me a note and was just like, Chad just offered up this information to me, I didn't even ask for it. Apparently it was 600 bucks. What a boob. To get John out of the show. So yeah, good on, Chad, it's 600 bucks laying around.

It's impressive. I'll say that. John, I'm gonna pay you, but it's gonna be over four credit cards and don't read the names on the cards. Yeah. This actually, I don't wanna play it right now, we'll get to it in a minute But it's funny that these guys think in terms of money gift cards gets brought up

And mini iPads I'm fans of gift cards. It's currency of this world for a summary is a which is odd So it starts off Chad is fired up. He's mad at Shule and. And the thing he's mad at Chewley about is a little bit hypocritical. That's the thing right now. Chewley's a snipe watching this because he doesn't have the balls to go up against Kevin

without you being on the show. So he has to come out me because that's how he does things. His whole network, I mean, I'm taking on Kevin in a strike's Bob, Leedy, his whole network now. And it's just like they love the pile on. They love it. They can't do it themselves. Chewley can't do it himself. Kevin and his strikes, Bob, Leedy, his whole network now, and it's just like they love the pile on. They love it.

They can't do it themselves. Shule can't do it himself. And that's the fuck, that's the fucking facts. And they know it. I'm nobody saying at this point, but he's bitchy as Shuley for sniping. That's what Chad does now. That's the only thing he does. It's just sniping other people's shows and barely do that.

He's terrible watching it. Yeah. Also, I want to be careful to not defend Shule because I know what happens when when people say that, but isn't it just that Brendan wouldn't let him on? It's not that he was afraid to do anything and Levy kept saying, send Shuley the link and just Brendan didn't want him. So, I mean, it's not like he's afraid to go on. Well, also, the other thing that Chad's understanding is that Chad was saying he would do way better numbers when he was sniping Mr. O's company of Shuley wasn't. So Shuley is taking that as a challenge.

So he's like, okay, well let's say Selling John isn't on, can I still do better numbers than you? And he proved that he could because he had three times as many viewers, even when Chad had Selling John. To Snipe off. Yes, three times as many people were watching, Shuley watch him.

This is crazy. So the whole thing is so insane. It's a snow buff. Yes, three times the many people were watching Shuly watch him. This crazy. So the whole thing is so insane. It's so ridiculous. All right, John can't get this out, but he's talking about how he watches both Chad Show and Missouri Loves Company, you know, when he's at work. And Shuly, unlike you, Kevin is funny.

Sorry. Like I said, when I have, when I'm off, when I, when I'm not school and I have lunch, I go back and forth between Kevin and you, Chad. You guys actually make me laugh. He's literally talking about watching the show during the lunch period. Yeah.

At his elementary school with his lunch box. Well, you know how, like, you know how, like your grandma probably always needs to watch General Hospital every day because she's been watching it for like 60 years. He's like, kids quiet down. I'm watching my stories. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I ask a question, Mr. Belandez? Why is Kevin so mad? Good question. I can only imagine a 10 year old trying to figure out what's going on with Kevin Brennan. What the fuck is this? All right. I think they'd be more concerned why there's a bloated corpse teaching them. Once they get over that. Yeah. Good point. Let me know if we ever find out. Let me know off air if we ever find out where he's teaching

because I will drive my kid to that school Just so he can be in John's class. All right. There you go. Ringing endorsement. These guys recruiting children at a school. That's amazing John as we know fucks up Sings quite a bit and I you know we've talked about a lot of them before chewing the shit chewing the shit as a perfect example Here I think it's a new one I don't think I've heard him say this one before He thinks he's somehow invented slice bread when it comes to comedy. It's fucking hysterical

He is the hypocrisical this is the hypocrisy police coming for you Doospeya I love you so I would slide but just went flying out of his mouth at the end there. So this guy's cameras out with that is. Is that that white on the far side of the screen? It's John Spinnol. It's something else. He actually invented sliced bread.

Yeah. The thing is, it's the best thing since sliced bread. No one's saying they invented sliced bread. No, they just invented bread. Yeah. Oh, John. Yeah, I can't wait for his police to come out on Netflix, too. That's gonna be great.

I know. This guy is the hypocrisy police. I mean, I'm the hypocrisy police. He's the hypocrisy. He's under arrest. Speaking of arrest, this guy's brain stopped working because as you know, Chad Zumaq has the hype train. That's his big bit that he does, which actually isn't his bit, but now it's his

bit for some reason. And so John works that in masterfully here. Somehow say I ran away. The only fucking twit that that ran away was you when I tried to interview you. And now you have a revisionist history train and this revisionist history train is all suly trying to rewrite history. A revisionist history train. Can you imagine him ever getting kicked out of a bar?

I mean, I really felt bad for him back then. She's crazy. Again, I'm going to propose a theory that John's actually dead. He's flailing his arms around the guy. Yeah, Mary and it's a guy. It's a guy. For people actually watching, this is the great reminder having John back in our lives that anytime you do a freeze frame of John, it's one of the like greatest photos you've ever seen in your life.

Yes. His facial expressions are getting funnier and funnier, wackier and wackier. And I don't know if Chad's doing a good job or a bad job. It's really hard to tell because he barely says anything. Right. John came in, shot out of the cannon and Chad's just kind of watching. Like we all are just what did you just say? Revision is his-trade? You okay? Why not? I'll go along with that. Yeah, he's almost likable. Now, let's not go too far, producer Chris. All right, this is the crazy part right here.

And there's a few times when John is threatening people with violence and people pointed this out. I think Brian Mike was talking about this. I don't want anything to fuck with John's livelihood. I don't want him to lose his job, but what he's saying on the internet, I could see people having a problem with considering he teaches young children at school.

So this is obviously a fantasy he hasn't has had because he goes through any very details. What he wants to do to the three guys on the Uncle Rico show which are of course Shulie, Egar, Bob, Levy and the other guy. Yeah, so Chad's gonna explain what he wants to do to them. But you're not, you're a pussy and I challenge you to something to do is pay ya. I'm gonna challenge you, Levy and Silent Mike to this. Now get a load of this chat. I'm listening.

I am gonna challenge it like everybody. Subscribe, jump in the chat. I am gonna, oh, thanks for bringing it up. I was just getting here, Red Honda. Thanks for supplying the five bucks for chat. I am gonna challenge you three in a five round, no six round boxing match, but we don't need the big gloves. We do UFC gloves, okay? I'm going to challenge you. Now, you can pick who's going up first against me, okay? Then I'll take care of that one. Then

you bring in the next guy. Then I take care of that one. Then you bring in the big fat fuck known as silent mic. And that's what I'm losing. Then I take care of that one. Then you go back to the first one if you still stand it. First of all, Bob's got black lungs. He ain't gonna last more than 20 seconds. Surely you're so tiny. I beat your ball of fucking head in so hard that your wife would fucking lead you cause you're gonna look like fucking old bloody old bloody but a break of fucking nose you teeth and then you're bringing the fact fuck known as silent mic and we'll see just how tough you are okay we'll do it on either bread and show or Chad show or Carl show I don't care but I'm up for it I work out all the time let's see. Let's see you come against me. Fucking prick. I'll be exact. That episode of the show of Who Would Win That I Want to Listen to.

Yeah, I got it. Surely. So, I got versus the entire Uncle Rico show. Right. I love it. So, this is my favorite version of John Rae. He's fired up. He's on a roll. He's got stuff to say. There's saliva going every which way. It's flying right here. And he always makes time for things that are clearly true, like the fact that

he hits the gym every single day. That's obviously true. It works out every single day. He's in the best shape of his life. It's only last six rounds in the ring. Now I have to say that this sounds like Tough Guy Talk or whatever, you're just like, yeah, fuck you, I'll kick your ass. But it can't be because he's tweeting about it too. Look at these tweets that he's putting out.

This is just from yesterday and today. So yesterday, here, the funniest part of the do's payer is I put out a challenge. Me, him, Silent Mike and Bam, in the ring, UFC gloves, I go around with each one of them. Where do I get crickets? Tough guy Tully and Silent Mike, the challenge still stands Pocky, you could take around two, no gun.

And then, he quote tweeted that and said, reminding BOM what I said, let me handle this dummy, I will stick to the terms in a ring with UFC gloves This is a boxing match not the outsiders you dumb fuck let who are these podcasts or MLC Produce it there are rings where we can charge people to watch and we get paid. He's dead serious about this Glory days Yeah, why don't we need to watch more celebrity boxing bullshit think of a different idea John. Oh, I would watch this I'm ready to produce this I will put up money. I think this is a winner right here But I can't believe that he really thinks that this is something that's plausible. These are a bunch of overage comics Like overage you know what I mean. Yeah sure. Past their prime they can buy a beer.

It's like what are we trying to prove here? You think it's gonna beat up three guys in a box. I agree. Well at least someone would die. One person would die of a heart attack. At least on the plane ride over. Yeah. Oh, shit.

So this is insane. And then so he starts talking about Anthony Cumie. It doesn't really get into Ant too much. But listen closely because he says something really dumb right here. He loses his gun while he's inebriated. Now he is a guy who fights for the first fucking amendment. Oh, we also have guns. You can't even buy yours. So the first amendment is freedom

of speech. The right to bear arms is the second amendment. Jan, just a fly out. It's pretty well known to most school teachers, but not everyone. And was that incident years ago? I'm pretty sure he found his gun by now. Yeah, he knows where it is now. Also, yeah, John talks about hypocrisy a lot. And I got to say, when the ex girlfriend, or the girlfriend of the time, is filming from inside the living room as they're having a fight or an argument and then putting it on the internet, I'm going to go ahead and say that's no one's business.

And John loves to talk about this incident that went down between Anthony and his girlfriend of the time who seems like a real handful. And so they love to talk about this. Like do you want people filming you because I remember an incident and I actually tweeted that John about this. Oh, I'm not blocked anyway. John and I have been tweeting each other.

It's amazing. I actually, I'm dumb. I know. It's incredible. It's cute. I know. But I remember an incident where there was someone at the Pickwick Pollywood was filming John who was screaming Because someone had parked behind him and he was trying to leave and he's yelling at everyone and he was really upset that that went out

He's like, um, this is me and my personal life like what do you think someone being in their living room in their house is John? That's also something that really we shouldn't be commenting about on or it shouldn't be out there for everyone to see now I will give John credit though because he was calling Casey Armstrong a drunk and So and this is just on Twitter. So I tweeted a Michael. That's a weird thing to call someone John for coming from you I don't know that's the angle I would take if I were him and he goes Yeah, but I don't get blackout drunk and getting raged. And I go, what about the pick-wik video? And he writes back and he goes, yeah, with the Giants, it just lost the game. I go, that's actually a really good answer.

Because there have been times when the bills of lost games they should not have. Did I have not a good mood at it? Yeah, you know, I'm getting near Carl's phone. No, I get very upset. I get over it, but it takes a little while. For sure. After everyone's left. I just thought that was so funny. Everyone's like, oh, it's like, I just thought that was really funny of job to be like,

well, I'm not like KC. I'm not like getting black out, drug and screaming. People are like, well, there's a video of you doing it here. It's like, but the giant's lost. Like, okay. Good point. I'll give you a pass. That's clause. Yeah, the giant's lost clause. I forgot about it.

Even John can be normal once in a while. Sure. He has that one moment. For real. I didn't know if you were going to mention the tweeting he's doing, the rage tweeting he's doing to Shuley where he's showing literally every credit on his own personal IMDB page. He's like, I wrote for this and he's like got a t-shirt from the cream of Doolgebar roast. He's like showing off all of his swag from all the stuff that he did. And he's like, did you ever do this? Doos Payah, did you?

Yeah, well, listen, John can actually make some valid arguments that he's had the better career outside of the Howard Stern show. But the way he goes about it does not help his, his cause. And he keeps doing it the same way over and over again and everyone keeps laughing at him. He's like, I don't know why everyone's laughing at me I was that right here for the cream of deal to borrow us But now now he's in it He hasn't even unpacked in his empty house, but he's got all that shit out already the

He knows where that is that's pretty funny Chris. You know, he didn't let the movers take any of that Car he put the seat belts over it take any of that. Right. The front seat of his car. He put the seat belts over it. I don't want to lose the script. I don't know where the so per deodorant is, but whatever. All right.

So now he's going after Bob Levy. And I'll point this out. It was actually in that amazing parody song that Cardiff made. Or no, that wasn't the Cardiff one. What was the parody song that was Tony Muscrap. And that's the fact that John was talking to Bob directly on Tuesday, and they were very cordial to each other. They were reminiscing.

In fact, a lot of people were upset with Bob for not taking a two-homble a little bit more. And now all the sun is down with Chad, and he starts going after Bob, really hard to the paint. And it starts with this this which is hilarious because again He just gets his sayings wrong in the funniest way as possible That's playful guffin Bob, so don't get your fucking panties in an uproar

Don't get your panties in an uproar I've never heard such a thing If panties are in an uproar right now, so upset. That sounds like a good thing. Now, as you see, John has his hypocrisy police shirt. And what's very exciting about this and the way I told John he should do

is he should start a show that goes it for Shule. He can't prepare with clips. He can't prepare, he's got clips, he's gonna prove Shooly hypocrisy. You can't wait to do it. It was smoke. And he thinks that somehow he's equal to me when it comes to sternum.

I'm not, I'm better than you. So I, that's what you need, Chad, from that one. Okay, he says that he's better than me, right? Now watch the hypocrite. Yes, that's right, doos payah. I'm the hypocrisy police. Now play his show from today where he denies I was saying that, please.

Thank you. All right. No problem. This is to the doos payer. That's me, by the way. You were wrong as usual. I did the show. B, you said you were better than

me on Stern. Never said that. I don't. Yeah. That's another thing I never heard. I heard this. Not yet. Have I not proved my case? I have an eyewitness, Dr. Coyne. And eyewitness that will place you at the head of the Donna driveway at 5.30 a.m. on the afternoon. But the eyewitness is not Mr. Morse. The eyewitness is you. So, John just came out. He got a man. He had clips. He had evidence. He made his case.

That was very... Columbo like. it's very impressive. Which one? Which one was more surprising to you that John came with clips or the fact that Chad actually was able to successfully play the clips? Both. Both. And I'll tell you why there is a there is a comedy of errors that comes up and just a little bit as John is trying to make a point. But I have to say what John is doing, is he's doing the exact same thing that Shule did when he started the Uncle Rico show.

He's going to a specific subreddit that doesn't like his adversary and letting them pull the clips. And he's like, see? Here it is. Here's the proof right here, which is brilliant. There's no reason why he wouldn't be doing this.

This is what I was trying to suggest to him all along. Okay, so now that you mentioned that, the fact that he actually was able to play those clips, I have to play you. John is ready to make a big point and he wants to get a close-up. He's like, listen, if you can just give me a close-up right now, I've got some shit to say and Chad has no idea how to work this equipment and all He's always doing it about me. Just put me in close-up for a sec. I don't know how You were to me when it comes to this shit. Let's see if this works. I knew we can close it the camera All you got to do is make it just take yourself out of the stream for a second Do the opposite of that. I don't know what I'm doing Well, that's just pull back pull back. This is okay. I'll get out of the frame. All right. Okay

Here I'll get all the frame. Okay, Bob My trans child Really to do five to ten minutes on a trans person All right, that's the funniest thing Chad's ever done. I know it is actually very funny He would even like got back in the camera and mugged a little bit for it So basically if you're just listening to this John just wanted to go full screen on just John so he can talk to Bob about Bob going off on his Child and he goes all right. He just put me up solo and she goes out of the house so after Changing the different views all the different things you can do besides what John wanted

Chad just goes, oh, I know what I can do it. It just actually leaves the camera. So he's still up you can see the poster right, but he just goes to the side of the four zero sir. What's great about that is like, okay, you know, zoom in on me and Chad says he can't do it. So John moves himself closer to the camera and zoom himself in. Yeah, I mean, this is a guy who can improvise. You figure that out. All right, John calling Shulia loser and making some faces here. This is fun. I already have my real estate people on it, because I believe you could afford 400,000

for that house. I don't. I think that may be your wife's parents or maybe your parents, but somebody shall bet the money for you because you my friend are a fucking loser. Fucking amazing. All the great attempts are coming back. We missed this guy for eight months. It's so great to have him back out of the internet.

I love it. You'll notice that Jon's internet's not great. So his new house is internet's freezing up a lot. He's we was good at MLC before. Whatever reason on Chad show is freezing up a lot and stuff, which actually is fun. Because every time it freezes, it's always a funny pose.

Oh yeah. So there's other I would that. Now, when Jon went to interview Shuley when the Howard's turn showing out to LA, and they did a week of shows out in LA, and the very famous video of John going up to Shuley in the hotel lobby, trying to ask him questions and Shuley just walks away. And John always finds the wrong angle whenever he goes after somebody. So his problem with Shuley, one of his brows was Shuley, is that Shuley was wearing a backpack. And so John is gonna really let him know

what he thinks about that. As you run away from him with his backpack on, the lesson I teach middle school and they wear backpacks, okay? I don't see adults wearing backpacks, but who wears a backpack? The fucking dudes pay you. Chad, have you ever seen a comic at any one of your shows?

Wear a backpack. I mean, I'm not looking for it. Yeah, as if you saw it, you go, what the fuck is wrong with you? He's walking around with a backpack. I mean, that alone says, what a fucking, what's you? Fuck is wrong with you. He's walking around with a backpack. I mean, that alone says, what a fucking what you are. Oh, I thought he was gonna go to the Epsilon there. It was, it was getting real close.

Well, this is the new Woke John. So yeah, he just calls me gay. Yeah, not really. So I gotta get shot at move the credit in that response. Yeah, I see. What the fuck do you respond to that? Yeah. And as somebody who lived in New York as long as John did, I mean, people, adults,

wear backpacks all day because you leave your house at like six in the morning and you're probably not coming back to the ton of clock at night. So I see people all the time with tons of shit. It's not that strange, but it was fun to hear your John calls Julie out for it I when I travel I bring my laptop. I bring my iPads. I have all my gear with me It's always in a backpack when I was just have a duffel bag Well, you don't always have your laptop, but I did my backpack though. I didn't have my backpack Damn you already's damn you Chris

You were just waiting. Just waiting for your chance. And the sniper. All right, get ready with the sound board because John's going to talk about how much laughing he's doing. How much is this? This is always fun. I laughed my ass off at Kevin. We were on the floor laughing. Another saying here that I've never heard before. Let's figure out what this one means. And I'm gonna fucking cut everyone to the punch here. I know I look like shit, but it's because I don't have any lighting.

I look like I died five years ago. I get it so you could all say that. Yeah, I had the Dutch boy here because I'm growing my hair long into my midlife crisis. It goes along with my fucking heart. You hear that Brandon cut you to the punch on that one. Yeah, he did. At least he's going up to it. And yeah, you're going through that awkward phase, growing your hair out with the receding hairline and they're like, what the fuck is that about? Yeah, but he looks cool on his Harley. Yeah, I'm sure. And the only reason he looks like shit is because he doesn't have a light.

That's actually right. It's just That's the only reason he looks bad. It's just the lighting. I wonder if that means, I'm just thinking about this now. The fact that he says his longer hair was cool on the Harley. Is that many move to a place that doesn't have helmet laws? Interesting. Interesting.

Some clues are coming in. He didn't do the research. He's like, oh, fuck. Maybe I'm co-op, though. Yeah, right. Yeah, but he gets pulled over. He's like, put off his soul. My hair looks amazing. He didn't take into account while he's on that bike and his hair's flowing in the wind. That all that extra skin is going to be going into back along with. Well, they're not chins anymore. All right. So now, uh, John, this is more of him, uh, spitting and very proud of

himself and calling out shoelief for his accomplishments on this turn show. I know I'm spitting, but I don't give a fuck. Yeah. On the take of private parts, Betty Thomas, the direct, oh, that's right. Truly, I was in Howard's movie with you. Nah, don't think so John is brave up being in private parts. It was after the credits. Yeah, I would not do that. It was after the credits It was more of an insult to him than anything right. Yeah, I was it's fine I liked it. I like to see when I saw it for the first time that was funny But I wouldn't be able to be housed in Howard's movie if that was the scene I was a After you saw the movie the thing you kept thinking back to was the fact that John was in it at the end and how funny he was, right?

I mean, not Paul G. M. Adi is pig virus. Nothing else. That was really the high point was John being in it. John's lines in the movie is how could you not have me in your movie? Right. That's the joke that you worded the movie. Anyway, it's not John's fault. The movie took place before he joined the show, which is why he wasn't a part of that movie at all. Okay. He was going to be in the sequel though,

that never happened, unfortunately. So John does this thing with air quotes that we've all seen many times. I don't know why he uses them when he does. He's just saying normal words. So it doesn't make any sense to do this, but away he goes. But these guys are not only real comics, doos pay a little brag about paying the doos. Every comic pays their doos. Now, I do just, I, these guys are real comics. What does that supposed to mean? I thought he was trying to say they aren't real comics, but that he's doing that. So it's weird.

Now, he's also putting the air quotes over entire sentences too. I'm only supposed to really or two words in that. Yeah. I know he just does this the whole time when he's calling him out. And I will say this, John's the one who never had paid his dues. He got to start up the Stuttering John tour with all these comics. And he was the main marquee on it because he was on the Howard Sterns show, but he wasn't a stand up. So when he says all comics have paid their dues, like he's the only person who shouldn't be saying that.

He wasn't doing open mics for the first five years of his career. I think it's the point, I could be right. This is just a fun little ISO. And I did not take this out of context in any single way. Don't ever accuse me of doing something like that. I have no integrity. I have no loyalty. I'm out to make a buck period and the story. All right. Well, truth slip. Self time to time. I'm not funny. I'm an in great. Let's go. Yeah, we got to combine those two together. All right, so this is him going after Bob.

And there's an accusation that comes up here and again, this is kind of a pussy move because he was on a show with Bob for three hours. And he could have brought this up at any point. Now, let's get into you, Bob. I didn't bring this up for that, MLC. Now, I didn't get to have to shit that I wanted to get to. Bob, I'm gonna ask you a question. Maybe this is an alleged story, but it's from a very damn good source. Chad, you know the source.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Did you spend four days for this? Okay. Did I pay a job support? I know, you just didn't even know what he's talking about. He's like, Chad, you know, there's always like, sure.

You woke me up. Yeah. But this is the thing that John likes to do, you know, he always likes to like bring people into it. And Chad, you know about this. Like, I didn't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, you got to say it first before. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Did you start with that for days in in jail for not paying child support. Okay. So that was the big Bob Levy bombshell there that no follow up. He'll just say it while he's talking to Chad, not when he's talking to Bob Levy. And then I can't believe he says this. I don't know if you guys remember this, this is happening a couple of minutes ago. John wants to fight everyone.

Yeah. And in a very real way, he's already figured out what channel it's gonna be broadcast. I'm the type of gloves. The type of gloves are gonna use. He's got it all figured out. But keep in mind.

Sorry. This is the best one. It's not the best one. This is the one where I swear to you and I told Vince to cook lawyer this, I said, I go, if I ever run at the bottom, I'm gonna beat his fucking ass him, you know, just kidding around.

I'm only, obviously, I don't, I don't promote violence, but obviously, he doesn't actually promote violence, obviously. Just fucking around, guys. He never talks about a boxing match from 23 years ago. He never talks about anything violent that's ever happened. Never promotes violence. All right. So John is not going to explain to us what an aside is. And this is fun because at first he says he's not going to, but then he can't stop himself from doing it because he's got the canalage. He needs to drop it. To do it for him. To tell him it's not just like, like on as an aside,

I don't want to explain to Bob what an aside is because he wouldn't know. But it's like if you're on stage, you don't want to play, you know, I teach this in drum and aside is when you talk to the audience while other characters are on stage, as opposed to a soliloquy, which is a monologue on stage

and there are no other characters on stage. There, I just gave you the definition of it aside. So he teaches this drop of class. Oh, about what an aside is. That's gave you a definition of it. So he teaches us drama class. Yeah. Oh, about one of the scientists. That's why he knows what that is. It was nice to them to tell us, you know, people who are art and show business, right? You know, us people. And Chad's like, well, I know all about drama. You don't have to tell me. Drama class. Oh, fucking school. You know,

principle uncertainty. John makes Chad come across as the lovable voice of reason. It is I always wanted these two to team up. It's it is incredible. Like I said, this is going to be a multi partner. We got a lot to get to here. So now they're talking about Gina Levy, who is Bob's wife. And this was the big breakthrough. When Vinnie Paulino was on the Uncle Rico show, Bob was telling a story and he realized that when him and Gina were going through a breakup,

John had reached out to Bob and asked how hot her body was because he wanted to invite her over to his house for the weekend. Which is a weird thing to do to somebody who just broke up with their girlfriend. Weird is being polite very polite Let's try to be polite. All right, so this is a this is about that Gina. I think Bob's like the super hot and let me correct you on something Levy she shit on my mom, so go ahead

It's not the dropping yeah, sorry to interrupt them No, I don't want to I don't want to fucking my trade of the witch. I know I did you're on a roll you're on a roll See now you just got me side track. Okay. Let me explain to you a side track. I think that's so funny. Because she had so holy under this thing that Gina Levy shit on his mom and he's he pretends to be but heard about it. But actually what Gina Levy tweeted and I don't know the exact wording of it. But basically it was, give Chad a break, he had a tough childhood, his mom wasn't as good of a mother as she could have been,

and he went through, you know, dealing with his stepfather and the abuse that he took from his stepdad. All things that Chad has explained to us, all of these things. And so now Chad has turned that around and to Gina was talking shit about my mom on the internet. So now Chad dancing like Gina's,

that was just such a funny exchange though, because as Chad's going, yeah, Gina said, batch it about my mom, just like, shut up. This is about you. I'm talking, I'm talking right now. Which is hilarious. And it's nowhere near as bad as any of the stuff

Florentine said about his mom. It was all very funny, but it was really mean. Yeah. Jim gets a pass, obviously. All right. So they're best friends. Yeah, let's explain, let's explain how radio works. That's always fun.

Even though this is not radio, I don't know why bubbles. It's like, I'm good at radio. It's not radio. No, it's radio. John, you don't understand. It's radio. I was on the class. It's a class.

It's new dumb fog. It's radio. I do good radio radio Radio is when you listen you don't see I Don't want to get technical but actually podcasting is also when you listen and you don't see Just want to point that I mean technically that's kind of how podcasting started off, but whatever neither here nor there Okay, so as I mentioned, they're both upset about Gina Levy and they both know what could remedy this. So Bob, I deserve an apology from you.

And I'm not gonna do it because you're not that big of a man. Yeah, I wanna apology from his wife or saying about my mother too while we're at it. So these two victims, these two victims, needing apology and that's what's gonna solve all these things. When you're an adult, you don't need apologies from people. You just move out. Yeah, it's fine. But the one with apology would do for anyone. But John knows how to apologize. And I gotta give him credit because I wouldn't have thought of this personally.

Sorry, if I hurt you shame on me and if you want, I'll get your gift card to a restaurant as an apology and say I am sorry. Yeah, get her a gift card to Ben again. So let's do this. I'm gonna steal that. That's gonna be my apology for any situation that comes up from now on. Yeah, you want a gift card to a restaurant? Well that make it better. That'll be good, right? Why do I think this is a re-gift? Why would it go to be a gift card to a restaurant? Whoever he moved to doesn't have that chain And he's like I can give you a gift card to a place in New York that you can go to

That's such a weird, like I was talking about before, what their version of currency is. Yeah. It's quite odd to me. But John explains that he's still growing as a person. And I think that's important. I think everyone should continue to grow as a person and evolve, I think, would be a synonym for that. You want to be a better person every day of your life and learn from things. I want to know that. Go ahead. Well, I like to grow right now.

I'm learning Spanish because my name is... I'm going backwards. I'm... With the oughta speaks fluent Spanish, you said, Ed, first you said, Ed, you got to watch a movie parasite. I was reluctant because it's in subtitles. All right, so...

Ed! Couple of things here. First, John did a lot, why don't you watch a movie because you have to read. Yeah. Always gonna have a school teacher say that. Second, yeah. Secondly, learning a language is not growing as a person. That's not the same thing. Educating yourself and learning things great. But growing as a person is a very different concept than learning

Spanish. Well, did he just say that he wanted to learn Spanish because his daughter wanted him to watch a Korean movie? Yeah, well, that's. I was also a weird thing. I'm going to say that connection, but then he goes out to say that his daughter speaks Spanish fluently. John, the guy who claims, you know, everyone hates him because he's Puerto Rican. John the guy who claims, you know, everyone hates him because he's poor to wreak him. And so he says, yeah, I got to learn Spanish so I can speak to my daughter in Spanish. Well, she also knows English. So I don't know why you have to learn Spanish in order to communicate with your daughter.

Odd. How else is she going to know to bring me dose keys if I don't know Spanish? Well, I'm just going to throw up. Probably doesn't talk to him. So he thinks, well, if I learned a different language, maybe she'll talk to me in English. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up. I'm just gonna throw up.

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Probably doesn't talk to him. So he thinks, well, if I learned a different language, first ever conversation with Stuttering John on Mr. Loose Company. We played some clips of Chad watching that on the last show, but so much has happened since then that I haven't even gone back and really reviewed that, but one of the big things from it was John was alluding to the fact that I must be gay because I don't have kids.

Right, that was like his big thing. And I guess the reason why that came about is because Vince the Warrior, plan of the seed, ironically, that said I guess the reason why they came about is because Vince the lawyer planned the seed ironically that said maybe the reason why guys like Kumia and Carl make fun of your kids is because they can't have kids. Maybe they wanted to have kids and they can't and that's why it's a projection. Because Vince likes to say things like that. You know, he's a troll. And John's like, that's a good idea and John goes holy shit. You're right That's what it is. So John's big thing was how come you don't have kids, Kyle? And he couldn't believe me. I was like, well, I never wanted kids. So it's all good and he's like

He in his head either my sperm doesn't work or I'm gay and My wife's a beard because that's what he said to me So a lot of people are saying, John, you're going after a curl for being gay, that's really weird, that's an out approach for a woke guy with LGBTQ plus children to do that. And so John's been having to answer to that

quite a bit since that appearance on the MLC. Oh, here it is, I love this. I wasn't making fun of gay people, you dumb fuck. If that, okay. So Chad, this is their new kind of narrative. Should we try to get me fired again? Should we go on his show and look? Oh, people should show this to everyone.

First of all, I wasn't making fun of anyone gay. I said that Carl was a feminine. That doesn't mean gay. Ryan Seacrest is a feminine. That doesn't mean gay. Ryan C. Crest is a feminine. That doesn't mean gay. That's a metro sexual. It's not an anti-gay slur. It just means that Carl and Bob and Anthony all goof on my gay children. And they all goof on my gay children. But then when I call Carl a feminine, they somehow say that I'm being

anti-gay, which is couldn't be further from the truth. I watched it. You dumb fox. I was just simply saying that he drinks his beer in an effeminate fashion and that he can't be really a feminine because he has paneling and no affeminate man, no metosexual is gonna have paneling in their state of the art studio. That's all. Wasn't going against gay people. I was going against the hamburger himself, and bar, and Carl, and Pocky, the food fit on my gay children. I was going after the host of one of his podcasts and Carl and the hamburger and a lot of grimace.

A lot of people in his world. Going back to that conversation, he flat out called you gay, like exact words for fans. Yeah. I know. And then in this clip, he's like, well, I'm calling him feminine, but he can't be feminine because he has wood paneling in the basses. What the fuck is he talking about?

Yeah, I know. He had an angle and it didn't work out, but he's sticking to it. So he thought he had some funny jokes there. He's just like, you drink beer like a girl or like a, uh, he didn't say, I think he said gay guy because that's the whole point like gaze have good fashion sense. And they wouldn't have wood paneling in their basement. But then this is the other thing too and Christian backed me up on this.

Metro sexual, which isn't a term that's really used anymore, but for a while it was used quite a bit. Is that the same as being a feminine? Metro sexual meant a guy who dressed really well, who was good at grooming, smelled good, and it meant like a guy who's not gay, but you could maybe think he was

because the way he takes care of himself. Yeah, that's pretty much the long show. Yeah, I'm sure he presents very well. Presents very well. Yeah, that's it. It's not a person who's like, hey guy, he's, you know, that's not what a Metro sexual is. I took the Metro.

It's not. It's not the hosts of Queer Eye for the single guy. It's the people that they would help. Right. You know, they were the gay ones and then they helped a guy like try to actually look nice for his wife. Precisely. So when I said, you're in my chute.

Steve Kebelero shirt. I'm obviously not metrosexual wearing a Paul Peralta shirt. His father in the 80s. Not the point. Well, no one could beat a dead horse like John. It's true. The point though is that both of these guys talk about me. This is 41 minutes into the show and I still cannot believe this happened. I don't know if we got off on some kind of

back to the future two timeline and now all of a sudden Biff's buying a casino because none of this seems like this would happen The way that the world has been going for the past 45 years none of this makes sense to me And I actually came away from that interview with Brennan like in car I know what's hard to believe. No, you guys had a good back and forth. I thought yes I actually will say that I left that show and go, you know what? I kind of like Carl. I do. I think he was. I don't think Carl's evil. I think a lot of

things. I think he's probably a nice and guy that people think. Yeah, and I kind of saw a side of that in him. So I was like, I was happy to see it actually. What's going on here? I'm not evil. Is that what they said? How could you be evil? You're a feminine. Right. So look that way. Ah, he's just a heterosexual.

He's homeless. What's he gonna do? It's like Superman and Batman, you know, you know, the Joker's not really so bad. Yeah, and Lex Luthor misunderstood. Right. That's what I mean. This is incredible. What's going on right now? And I don't know, that's what I mean. It's this is incredible

What's going on right now and I don't know because I'm joining the evil forces or they're joining the good guys I can't tell yeah the lines are blurred when meeting the middle I suppose It's all nuts so like I said that's part one There's so much more to talk about John was on fire He was in rare form. Thank God he came back to the internet because I didn't even realize how much I missed him. You know, when he was doing the political stuff, it got boring because he just sit there

and stare at his guest and daydream, while his guest just rattled off whatever nonsense they were saying. But when he's on there talking about personal shit, talking about gripes, Bob Levy and me and this is fun This is fun stuttering John the best John Yeah, and I think he's starting to see because he did say when I was on em. I'll see with them I asked him point blank are you gonna start up your show again? Are you gonna come back to the internet?

We all want you to come back and he said no But now these at least two appearances both very successful. everyone's loving it. I'm hoping that he sees, like, not maybe I could be doing this, and he does this more often. He doesn't have to dabble in it. Don't dabble, buddy. Start it up. Start it up.

Shoui's anonymous, the podcast. I think people would definitely tune in for that. You know one person would tune in for that. Cardiff Electric. It's happening, buddy. Uh-oh. Are you there? The potatoes on mute.

No, boy. Sorry, there he is. Doing the final edits on my music video for Chad's Humaq is a liar. Oh, that's a YouTube channel now. That's so fantastic, buddy. Nice job on that. Thank you, thank you.

So, cards, normally you're a little overmodulated today you're you're very quiet I can't win with you. I know I'm sorry Yes, okay, there is there's the potato we all love now current if what do you think about all these things that are going on in the devil verse? I can't keep up, Carl. It's too much, right? My head is spinning. I don't know what to watch, what to believe.

Who to snipe? I know that. I don't know. That's the hardest part right now. As you're like, who's too key even going to be sniping today? And then you don't even know. I know. It's incredible.

So, you can't if does your merch store have a hypocrisy police t-shirt yet? Or is it still in production? Coming soon. Okay, good. I figured you'd be on that. I think John had that made for him before he went on that show. So fantastic. All right, guys, we've done everything today except for one thing.

And that is to catch an alien. So, what's do that? Who won last time, Chris that is to catch an alien. So, let's do that. Who won last time, Chris? Andy. Andy. A little twist in this edition. Okay. Interesting.

I always love this show, but now I'm even more intrigued than usual. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? You can see the astronauts laying this thing down in the video. So yeah, I've not seen any reason to be skeptical about it.

Why do you think we haven't been back there since and NASA kind of just went like on Earth pillow for a while with, you know, and then SpaceX popped up and everything. Why do you think we haven't been back to the moon? Like, walked on the moon again. Why did they put funding just elsewhere and didn't care?

What do you think? It's not profitable. Because it's not profitable. There's no money in it. The moon, we kind of need to build a base there, but only as a step towards Mars. There's nothing to take off from the moon to Mars, right? Yeah, see now I get say I had 10 trillion dollars I

Would want to invest in even though I'm losing money now I would want to invest because how if you find something on the moon that you didn't that could heal something even A big problem would buy it up so you could sell to the assholes. Yeah, but if you got to Mars better You know just what you could find out there, even as an investor. I mean You just can't imagine but they just thought well right now there's no money. So Right, it's a huge it's a huge investment. So I guess we need someone to have that vision But elegant setty that's one of things I most would like to do as an as an experiment now and this is like such a cliche thing now,

but all these things that we're seeing supposedly that are UFOs, extraterrestrial, blah, blah, blah, blah, do you really think that they are, or do you think that the government has them to instill fear? You know, what's your thoughts, and then what's, what's your thoughts, and then factually what do you think? My definition video definitely can't say that word the memorize that word of the big one

He's working on it. Make only when he comes in and he's coming in I think next one. Oh, what? What word can't Tommy say? Here are your choices. Number one, Mars reconnaissance. B, Galileo. Next, moon mineralogy mapper. Four, Apollo. moon mineralogy mapper for Apollo lastly Voyager

remember it's only one unalien words okay that's my assumed when you when you set that up all right I will go first I mean, for some reason I think it's B-Gel-L. I don't know why I think that. And I don't have any rationale for it. Brandon, what do you think? Yeah, I'm with you. There's really, he can fuck up any one of these words, honestly. So I'm gonna go with Voyager.

Okay, producer Chris, I went with number one. Okay, you don't wanna to try to say it? No. And, uh, Christian, what do you think? I'm going next, Minerology. All right. The get by definition video. Definitely can't say that word.

The memorizer, I screwed that word up. The big one, he's working on it. He's gonna tell me when he comes in and he's coming in. I think next one, uh, the what? The Galileo project. Yes, the tell me when he comes in and he's coming in, I think, nice. Why not, uh, what? The Galileo project. Yes. The Galileo, he think I would be able to... Yes!

Galileo! I do it! Cheater. I do it! Cheater! I'm gonna check the view count on this video. Sometimes I win. Actually, yeah, let's see.

What is the view count? Uh, no views, okay. Huh. Yeah. Take that. I got some evidence over here too. John's got evidence. I got evidence. I said, yeah, it's sort of a mouthful. Yeah. Well, got a little bit of a lady is even more of mouthful. I think I was trying to say it perfectly. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's a good, I mean, if- That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the vision of- Uh, you got- Galileo Galileo. It's not that hard, Tommy.

Okay. An alien. Bro- Hold on a second, you're showing off, because English is your first language, sir. Uh, no. Okay. Fair enough. An alien.

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so I thought I'd play them, look again. I think John felt like he won against Carl for some reason, as delusioned as that is, but John's a delusion will go. So John's coming off this high, and he's feeling the high of being back on, you know, social media and getting super chats and getting paid for his content. And having people tell him he did well, I'm sure there's some of that going on. And seeing on Reddit that like bobs and asshole and shoo,

shooly's a prick and all that. So he's writing this high. And he wants to, he wants to chase him. and bobs and asshole and shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo shoo shoo- shoo- shoo- shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo sh And you know credit where it's due to Kevin Brennan because apparently it didn't all have to do with John because Chad's live stream had 275 years So a bit of a drop off So here is Stuttering John talking about Kumi on with the mud shark yesterday Because you fuck the bill bur See starting to feel it he's starting to feel it. He's starting to feel some confidence.

And club soda, who I love, we move your park face ass from the cellar because you're a fucking cock. Damn, let me tell you to do it. I'm just going to tell you, if I see'm just gonna tell you, if I see you, can you pause and see you at the comedy show? What's up? I do have a question that probably only you can answer. Okay.

Does Anthony have those pox on his ass? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Guys, can you catch pox? Pfft. I just want to point out that Vinnie Paulino was watching right now and he just wrote no subreddit surfing plug dead to me potato. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'s, uh, what this is, this is pretty exciting. What John says here.

So he's talking about how Anthony got kicked out of the comedy seller because he went up to talk to Bill Burr and Bill Burr. Didn't want to talk to him. Okay. I know where you know, I know where you hide your gun. Yeah, I do. Take it out. And I'm going to beat you over the head.

Like Henry, oh, did it on good good folks Karen You fucking pot face pussy Okay, so so far first of all He knows where Anthony has his gun. What does that mean? I have no idea All right, so basically what's coming up on this show is John goes after Anthony Cumia, pretty hard.

And I thought that'd be a fun thing for us to do as the main feature on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? That's a teaser. That is a teaser. That, of course, is from Blind Mike on Patreon, the Patreon only, Blind Mike Project, where they talked about Mike on Patreon, the Patreon only, Blind Mike project, where they talked about Mike's experience

going to see that fan in front with Tom Myers hosting the show. So that's exciting right there. It's worth the price of admission, but also them checking in on Chad and Southern John talking about Anthony, which neither of them are a fan of. And again, just talking about Anthony, which neither of them are a fan of and

again Just talking about the violence like this just seem like a bad move for someone who's teaching children. It's almost hypocritical Police about that The police that then handled that sort of thing Probably gets at the bottom of it. All right guys. I want to thank you all so much are coming on Brandon shitty song of the week is your podcast working people find that Now you guys you guys can check us out anywhere you listen to podcast do episodes drop every Friday You can check out the latest episode where we try to figure out who's worse at wrapping soldier boy or an emo band who tries to cover cool You soldier boy or an emo band who tries to cover coolio. That's fantastic. We'll be too and again for that. So yeah, always check on you guys have a

Patreon as well, right? Yeah, it's patreon.com slash SSOTW. You can find all the show shit over at shittysong.show. Beautiful. Shittysong.show is where you want to go. I am a pro supporter of the Shittysong of the week Patreon and I encourage people to definitely check that out. And then of course, Christian Blatt, thank you for popping on, and only point 10 clips that was impressive. Pradoeo. I'm really proud of myself, you know. And I have to say, Brandon showed up

with the four minute plus long clips, not you this time. So good job. My clips got shorter, but then there got to be more of them. And you can find more of my short clips over at the black cast, including episode 545, guest starring the one and only Mr. Cardiff Electric, where we talked about Bert Kreischer and his movie The Machine. Nice. All right, I'll be tuning in for that because when you were getting Dana Carvey on your show, I'm like, well, that's not a big deal,

but then Cardiff, Cardiff Electric, wow, what a get. That's very exciting. One of those two is the future of broadcasting. I'm not gonna say which one. Hey, question for you. So you guys both watch the machine. Just me. Oh, Cardiff didn't watch it, okay.

Can you give me kind of a summation? I don't want you to spoil anything. But yeah, sucks. Yeah, you might not know this car, but when he was 22, he had a run in with the Russian mafia. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you don't know the story. I'm familiar. So the movie was underwhelming. Yeah. And I've, I've, there've been a lot of times in my life where I felt bad for Mark Hamill, mostly the Star Wars Christmas special, but being in this movie playing bird's dad is the new low for Mark Hamill, I think. So the worst thing to happen to him since the Star Wars Christmas special, oof, that's not even worse than the car accident that he got it between the Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back.

Even worse than drinking that green milk from the, all right, I'm not going to get to Star Wars references. I know, I get very upset right there. I always try to trick you, Carl. We're going to talk Ewoks one day. All right, yes. Now you're talking, guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. All right, we got some net news coming your way and then I do have a virtual review girl coming up and your voice-mails. From YouTube, Bank of Scene Shit Kids shares. I used to listen to Sarah's investment strategy show on the weekends, but once I lost my entire retirement savings, I started listening to this weekday show of hers.

It's great because I'm able to save $250 each month that I used to spend at better help. Of course, the drug habit that I've developed quite literally burns through that amount and more, but at least my legs and calves look great. Thank you, Sarah. I love you, too. Dutchhaned Shreds with Who is Funnier than Sarah Silverman? No one except for dudes.

Lord Stanhope, who'd a thunk being comfortable with death and having crippling depression, go hand in hand. Kati Daddy, Sarah Silverman is another example that funny is a perishable skill. Skonos 26, Kevin Brennan must have put the misery in her. Billy Badass, the thing about this Chad guy, he's really quick on his feet. Body X Count, they barely even mention Chad, and when they do, it's to point out what a piece of shit and how pathetic he is. So Enaz's head smiles and says, they're talking about me, David Berliner.

Chad's one of the few people to make SJ look like a hilarious genius. Nechefer, Best Duo Ever. I also noticed, Squish Banana SJ, was so jealous any time Bob or Kevin said anything good about Carl. Holy shit, he was yellow-green with envy, especially when Kevin mentioned what a great interviewer podcaster Carlis. The look on the guzzling booger was priceless. Dolan might fathom mucka.

It was burning up John on the inside that he couldn't call Carl a f*** like it was still 1994. Why that? Carl saved six shows on that day in June of 2023. Evansgate looking forward to the rainbow of positivity that is Chad Zumak and from Reddit, Eric Foster writes, As a California resident, I am proud that my tax dollars could be used to hire this disaster to educate our future. He looks worse now that he left the internet to improve himself. Cookie Hade, a teacher who doesn't know how grammar works. Majestic risk. He couldn't write a correct sentence if his life depended on it.

Shaka Kohn, John's bullshit about Carl just shows how dope he is. On the other hand, Stutt Joe can shit on Shule and Mike Morse all he wants. Alarious, Fudgecull 2018, Thoughts and Prayers to John's new neighbors, wherever they may be. Drambouille, it would be great to see Shule turn up and get beaten to a pulp by an angry drunk and troll named John. Corgan Art, the little... BAM! Had me rolling every time.

There'll never be another moment like this. So worth the hype. And Bayonetta's plays us out with... We left our asses off. [♪ Music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in much net news happening in the W ATP universe. All right, our virtual review girl coming up. What's her name again? I like what? I'd be like the worst day. Cracks wheel. Okay. Well, it's magic mind or Carly or we'll get there. What do you think? I'm sorry, Carl, before you go in for that, I got I got a hop off here real quick. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah, I'm sorry, Carb, before you go in further, I got, I got a hop

off here real quick. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I just wanted to thank you guys for having me on. This has been great, great Christian. It's been awesome talking to you as well. Yeah. Let's talk. We didn't start the fire. I think it's important. Oh, absolutely. We can definitely get you on the show sometime. All right. You guys. The remake was my inspiration. Thanks, Lee. Was it? That's like put it back in your head. Yeah. have been at the remake was my inspiration. Thanks. Was it? That's like put it back in your head.

Yeah. I'm thinking about that song. Nice. And it's awful. All right. Dive in from somewhere, things Brandon has to poop. You might be right. It did.

He did have that kind of energy going just now. How long is this going? It's. W-A-T-P. High Carl. Not a ton of reviews lately, so I thought I would give you a rundown of the super chats that Chad was getting while Snipes streaming the MLC Stunt John interview. Here we go.

Give us some Carl laugh Chad. But, oh my God, I can't believe we got to go with that round, how'd you have to work? Carl stinks. Carl stinks. Carl already ruined it. Carl is coming off so pathetic. Chad would have at least done a decent interview. This is AIDS. Carl is going to have no content if he befriends John. Carl's such a weasel. Carl RIP. Cowardly Carl edit it again. Carl sounds like he is going to cry. Carl doesn't get it. Carl is just being completely emasculated.

That is the first 30 minutes. I will get the rest next time. I know have to. Skull. We get the point. Skull. Yeah, his chat was something else. It really told a different story than whatever else

I was there watching me with John. So those five hours. So yeah, I think that was a five-step. Yikes. Yikes. Uh, Curtis, do you have a review to read? You know, how many times I've sat here with pages to reviews? No, I don't.

Okay. My bad. That's what I've been to so many times. I'm trying to remember that you're also a review girl. I forgot sometimes. I'm trying to get you out of my status. Okay. Let's find out what people are talking about

in our voice mail, shall we? Hey, Carl, I don't have a good enough thing in voice to give you some clarity, but being a Patreon member, I figure you should count for something. So I like to give you a submission for AI review, real name. I would go with the Vicky partially because it's the name of the AI and I robot, partially because it's the name the the AI and I robot partially because it's the name the little robot girl and small wonder but mostly because he's replacing a big-titted

robot named Vick. I might not know if it's coming back. All right, not a bad suggestion. I don't see why not. All right. Oh, this is a guy with with no kids similar to me. Eight Carl, it's stiff rotting paper. I don't have any kids. So when do we get any stick picks on Patreon? Alright, call me back. I think the joke is that if you don't have kids, you're gay. I think that's the joke. I could be

wrong. Some of these things are over my head. I think that's the joke. I could be wrong. Some of these things are over my head. It's your favorite African-based Brit calling again. I'm just calling with a message for the other listeners, which is fucking rude, guys. I think Tranny Annie is fairly very plausible as a human female.

And I, for one, would love to see their feet picks. All right. There's a request for feet picks for Anne. We'll see what we can do for you. Sometimes the voice to smell it make a lot of sense, Carl. Yeah. Listen, I'm here to please our listeners. I'm not mad at my fans like some people are. Do whatever we can.

Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. I was able to listen to that interview with Stuttering John and you were able to put him down very good when he challenged you. He's a jackass. When he challenged you to say, name three things that Shuley's done that he did on the Howard Stern Show. And he put him into this place when he said, well, first of all, he does all those imitations. He can imitate tan mom.

He can imitate Jeff the drunk, the cold bass. Shuley was brilliant on those. If you didn't know it was an imitation, you probably couldn't tell him apart. One thing that Shuley did that was fantastic was his interviews with the underdog lady. He had to handle her very gently to get the best out of her. He brought her back to the show. And those interviews were just top of a line, brilliant. John, what he said as, yeah, I was able to get the, got the engineers push up, big deal. John didn't even participate in that.

He was all Scott. John did nothing. Anyway, good job on that. You put John in this place and he tried to crowbar a bunch of stuff in about how he would go to lunch with Howard, an exercise with Howard, and go over to Howard's place. If Howard was so great with Howard, why isn't Howard inviting him in now? That'd be so great.

Anyway, he's going to be suffering when those mortgage payments come out and work with new five bedroom house the interest rate has to be 6.75% and I figure he's got at least a $500,000 mortgage to these carrying and that's over 30,000 a year in interest alone so good Lexion trying to wait for those interest rates to drop. I certainly don't look like they're dropping anytime soon. Good luck, John. Thank you for your call. I have to say, yeah, good. Sorry.

I have to say when John did do that, like the name three things, Shuley did better than me. Remember back when I used to do a podcast, I was pretending to like John and I was doing like a parody of the worst podcast ever. Of course. That was kind of something similar. I asked you. Yeah, you were on my show. That's funny. Maybe he was listening to you for homework. Yes, the parody has come alive. Yeah. Go figure. And look, I don't want to, I don't want to dispute Gary from San Diego, but wasn't

a shoelace Nicole Bass, basically an impression of Fred's Nicole Bass. Yes. Yes, but you can't let's not give him credit for that. You can't deny this, though. Welcome to Who Are These Podcasts? White Power! What's up, bitch? You listening to Who Are These Fucking Podcasts?

Genius. Polish people are stupid, fact are these podcasts the Holocaust wasn't real she's high-pitch can't say that it's outrageous but I'm excited though there's so many great things about John coming back to the internet so many I can't think of one bad thing about it but the fact that Gary and Sandy Ago is back spitting facts to a research, giving us the low-down out of that. He had so much to talk about that, God, I couldn't even get to it. And I like that he interrupted himself to be like, he's a check-ass.

I thought he was a fan, apparently not. I guess that's too bad. Yeah. All right. Carl, hey, uh, chat or a stuttering John looks just like Bruce the Latch because that is the age of his long hair. The guy from the old Hollywood squares. He pulled up. Look, exactly like him.

And that's no comment shows have inspired the locks left coast. Please. Hey, thanks, Deluxe. Yeah, that's no comment. Shows of Enfire, Deluxe, Lux, Loft, Coast, please. Hey, thanks, Deluxe. Yeah, it's pretty funny. I definitely see the resemblance. Bruce had a little more color in his face, but yeah. Hey, Carl, would you like a fun fact? I understand that you like fun fact.

Oh, you're stealing Curtis, fat. Yes, please. I might be. Did you know who wrote the Star Wars Christmas special? Oh, gosh, I probably did at one point, but I don't right now. Stuttered off. uh... did you know who wrote the star was christmas special oh gosh i probably did at one point but i don't right now started a lot did he really

bris for lunch wrote the star was christmas special yes sir there was so many different segments he probably didn't write all of them and maybe he was like a head writer for that or something yeah i believe it yet he gets the credit you know it was the seven days why would they bring him in for that it's a it's a sci-fi show it out of space why would they bring him in for that? It's a sci-fi show in outer space. Why would they bring it with Harman Korman? When Chewy's grandfather wants to watch Jefferson Starship and Jerk off, you need to put the jokes into it. Yeah.

It's insane. I work. I had him under development deal and they needed to get something. Oh, look at these insiders. I'm talking to you. Holy shit. I get to which ones live in the we both live in Minnesota and and guys fucking crazy And hey, you know, eventually you can do them on the creep off, but you inevitably kill the families, but Yeah, also I know it's suffering John on but do you really want to insult somebody else's physical appearance when you look like that Call the back. You start by me. I'm not sure. No, I think you're talking to Chris. Oh, okay I think you're saying that John should become people off

with the look like I guys. Fuck you! Jerry Bandfield, I wonder what he's up to. I haven't checked it on Jerry in a while. And what's great about Jerry is that he does put out so much content. That's the way I found him was just looking for some information.

And there was a video that he was teaching me how to do a camera where it was. And then I started going down the rabbit hole that is Jerry Bandfield. and he was at that rec center teaching whatever that was gold. I know. Yeah, let's check back in. All right, let's check back in on him.

You're taking a note down. Thank you. Thank you very much. He's up to one being caught in the wild these days. Carl Carl Carl. I just listened to episode number 421 and you guys at 49 minutes and 30 seconds brought in Harrison yarn and I thought to myself only shit It's like it's like when you realize that you haven't had something super long, but you're really

He did it. Oh, yeah, that's what I got with Harrison young man I Didn't know what I was miss hackably. I can't wait to fuck for God. I got with Harrison Young man. I didn't know what I was missing. I completely forgot about the guy. I got you stuffed up in that new mug and P.O.T.S.I. and scared back in India. You know, I didn't realize we had the golds of land right in front of me. They were like, what is the area, Ola?

And, and, and, and, and, and topic time with Harrison young, you know, breaking news breaking news Who's breaking news? Is John back on Chad show again? No breaking news. He's back on Chad show. They're doing it again right now They're doing it all it's kumiakucks round two holy shit. You've got to be fucking kidding me with this Wait, that means Chad had another $600. I don't Can I can I please claim the first to use the dynamic dabbling duo? That's not bad That is not maybe my live stream tonight. I'm gonna start right now that

So hurry up and wrap it up curl gotta go Well, I'm not going anywhere. We gotta pull this up. I gotta see what's doing over here. Let's see, if John came back just two days later, he really, don't know why he wouldn't go on his channel and do stuff. That's a no.

A-da! Shh. Oh boy. Please hit like, hit subscribe. We got a fun fucking show today. We're gonna be we're gonna be dissecting all these cucks all of them I'm gonna if you if you just tune in I was I was just honestly going back and forth with the Bob leaving on Twitter Just talk each is a fucking asshole. Oh, I Look

I'm gonna give a shout out again and I don't give a frog's fat ass, doos pay, but here you go. Thank you, Shuleys anonymous. You supplied me with great material. Chad, now I asked if you could pull up some of Shuleys anonymous today. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Here we go again.

Let's go. Let's get into it. Why do we? No, but let me explain why. Okay. Okay. So the doos pay. Yeah, let's go let's get into it. Why do we explain why okay? Okay? So the do's pay now press book the do's payer has yet to answer the question Why did he deny saying that he was better than me on stern?

Back to him. He's coming back to I caught him in his hypocrisy. Why won't he address it? Dude, this is hysterical. I'm, now I'm a little bit concerned that John's gonna have some overexposure problems here. I know he's excited to be back online, but you gotta space these things out a little bit. But all right, Gettie, still wearing the same shirt. It looks like the same episode, but it's not. It's new. And that's exciting.

Wow, I'm sure it's a clean shirt. Yeah. And I think he's showered once before Kevin's MLC podcast, but he hasn't since. It seems like there's been a steady decline. And he still can't find that son. Where is that stupid son? Where did he go? I got a question about S S U N or S O N which one are you asking about? I'm not touching that

Talk about my kids You really you really got a yeah open the horizon again. Yeah, let the Harrison young gate open. I never watched your interview with him now but Thinking I might have to you know you should Promoting the content and that's what I like to call Future business, Lenny. Yeah, good job. Good job, Charles. You did a really good. You're a really good thing bringing bring in this Paris young Good job. Good job, Charles. You get a really good, you get a really good thing bringing this Paris young. Good job. Good job. I don't know where I saw this. I thought it was a voice boss. I didn't talk about it earlier, but somebody mentioned we need to reach out to Harrison Young, find out the rules to

his baseball game that he plays. Yeah. And then we'll play it ourselves. And we'll live stream us playing the Harrison Young baseball game because I am fascinated by that. Oh, I see Bill Woney's over there in the chat with, with Chad and John. I was, let's do this quickly. This show is running a little long today. I worked the affiliates. The only thing Dumber than sitting John writing about Jay Leno's achievements would be if Jay Leno was writing about centering John's achievements. Imagine if he wrote a book introducing Stutter and John thanking him and being so happy about him. Yeah, I couldn't imagine it. Like that's like incomprehensible. That's 5D level math. I don't understand. Doesn't make any sense. Don't call me back.

If you wrote a book called John in me, the day I met Suthering John Melendez, I'll never forget it. That's an important part of my life. Those hot dog flavored potato chips. This, if you haven't heard our, our patron episode, yeah. The chapter that we go into, John tells all about the behind the scenes stuff at the tonight show. And you would think that he had every job on that show. I think I wrote in

the description. It sounds like he was producing the tonight's show by himself. The way he describes it, which is bizarre because then he goes and then this is like seven years into his run. They go back to the 1130 time slot. And he's like and I was made it officially a writer. I thought you'd been, I thought you were writing this whole time. It's like you're talking about. It's so confusing. I was volunteering. I didn't know what was going on. But all right, call back Curtis. Hey, it's call back Curtis. Carl, I need you to play this before Nate comes from Flint, Michigan. Not Nate. Look, as the best voice mailer, I want to say that the voice mailer about the leaf is really good. I really fucking love it.

Alright, go. See that would have worked out well. And normally we would have had Nate from Flint, but nope. That didn't happen instead. We're stuck with Tony from the Bronx listen He be saying that you're a good broadcaster and that like your fans Them as really gone to your fucking head boom when you were talking with stud yo You had to check all out with you a hot shit give me a fucking great camera I'm right you'll give him crap on how he drinks. I'm at the city if you went to the course can in between a bunch of you have a double over each time to take a sip But other than that is just happy and petty bullshit. I mean, Kar, you shouldn't even be cool You can barely sit in front of a toky-doki but you fucker be awesome Throw that in here, but I'm calling me back

Is this guy turned on me? Let's go again right now. It's hard to tell. New Yorkers stick together I guess. Only they can figure. Wow, coming in hot, how many from the Bronx? That is your real name. All right, one more voicemail here. This is from Empty Daily. Carl, I have an issue with you. This is Empty Daily.

You spent years and thousands of dollars getting Studge Hill and an interview and then you leave halfway through to go for an interview with Drew and Mike. Really? That'd be like the equivalent of getting Hitler to come back to life for some reason. He speaks English or maybe he speaks English or maybe he speaks German. I'm not putting that past you. And then leaving halfway through to talk to somebody like super sales what the hell were you thinking

don't call me that yeah people are annoyed that I had to duck out but I have another Tuesday I do the Drew and Mike show and I had to talk to them about Rose and bars new podcast it's incredible if I had not done that all the Drew and Mike listeners wouldn't know that Rose and bars really bad at podcasting you owe it to the people I do not done that, all the Drew McClister's wouldn't know that Roseanne bars really bad a podcasting. You owe it to the people. I do. I take that very seriously.

Obviously. All right. Let's all get out of here. Writing in the streets. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on my channel right now. Stream sniping.

So I'm going to go to Cardiff and watch Suttering John and Chance you back around to Christian. Thank you so much. Cardiff. For Vinnie, I up some reddit surfing right behind me. All right. So it's still getting out there. Vinnie. All right. This week. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr.

Okay. Bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay. Folks. Guess what? The episode's over Let's all go subreddit surfing. Don't you want to subreddit surf with me? It's close. It's close. Not bad. It's Bye, guys. Thanks for having me. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

Bye, guys. Bye, guys.