Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep431 - Just Trish Podcast

Episode Date: July 30, 2023

Trisha Paytus has started up another podcast. Well, it's a podcast for now but she's going to manifest it into a TV show. And what network wouldn't want to pick up a show hosted by a spaz who is incapable of making a point? Tookie joins us to try to determine who is dumber, Trish or her cohost Oscar. Then Branden from SSOTW hops on to introduce us to Trish's "music." Cringe of the Week features Cardiff's new show and the Hate Watch podcast. Then we discuss Karen Brennan on MLC trying to ruin my show with Stuttering John and immediately backpedaling and gaslighting everyone. Also, Stuttering John complains about how much money he made (of course) and explains why he has an iPhone 6SE. http://bedabblinlive.com/ Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Let's get it started as a show hosted by Trisha Paites with Oscar and her husband, Moses. Oscar seems to be the co-host. You see a lot of Oscar, Oscar talks a lot. Moses is just kind of there hanging out, I guess. She just starts talking to her, whatever he's talking about. She's a cultured, just trish.

Well, that's ridiculous, right off the bat. Okay. And, Tuky, I'm gonna get things started here because the manic energy that she starts this show with, and this is almost two hours long. This is a tough energy level to keep up with you would think. I mean, calm down a little bit over here. Do you need the music?

Do you need the music? It's Trisha, just Trisha, Oscar and Moses too. Hi guys, welcome back to Just Trish. It's a podcast for now, but we're manifesting a TV show. I was just like, Oscar, I want to do this every single day. It's actually so much fun. I'm so shook that people watch this. Like, you guys know I'm in a flop era right now.

Like, everything I do seems to flop. I've done like five podcasts that like have flop, flop, flop. And I wish I had people cared and watched it. And I'm very exciting on the flop channel. I'm like, it should be Trish Talks. If you guys look at the past videos on this channel, I've done a Trish Talks, I've done a Trish Talks. I have like all the Trish puns.

And a lot of people tell you not to put your name in a title. They're like, no, no, no. But I just love Trish everything. I love branding trash. I mean, again, like, would you wear a shirt that says just trash? It's like, I would. Wow, I'm exhausted.

What the fuck just happened? So I don't think she understands how manifesting things works. She keeps saying, like, we're manifesting a TV show. You're not. You're not manifesting a TV show. No one would pick this up. It's all part of the narrative. This is artificial energy. I mean, yeah.

Right, I mean, it's has to be some kind of a pill or a powder. Yeah, too familiar with Adderall? A is for Adderall. Wow. Yay. I know, there is definitely something to this, but I'm wondering, okay, let's say this was a TV show. When would it be on television?

Is this a daytime talk show? Is this a late night show? When does she think, what audience is watching this? And why does she think it would air? I don't see any other show. I don't see any other show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so on the E network.

Is the E network still around? I don't know. I don't know. No. No. All right, what I want to talk to you guys about is this most recent episode she did. They talk about this vanity fair article that was written about Colleen Boundier, aka Miranda Sings.

Now, the reason why I'm bringing this up is because we just reviewed the podcast those two people had together, Trisha and Colleen. They had a famous falling out because first off Colleen is being accused of grooming children. That's a problem. And then, secondly, it turned out that Colleen was taking videos and her photos from Trisha's only fans account

and sharing that with her fans and like, goofy God, how fat ugly Trisha is. They admit it. This thing has an only fans. It's the guy's an only fans. Whoa. Yeah, this thing does it all. It's pretty amazing.

Okay, so they're gonna get into this article about Vanity Fair. And I guess people are upset about this article because it kind of paints Colleen in a positive light. People think that it's like a PR move or something that this was printed in there. Trish doesn't like Colleen anymore, they had the big falling out.

So they're gonna get into this. And Petafilia is very much in right now. Cool. Everyone's talking about it. Did you see in? Did you see, I did the biggest problem in the universe last night. I did a quick segment with Vito. Did you see what Dick and Vito started up a new group

for pet owners? No. Yeah, you can join Peto. It's a... Pet started up a new group for pet owners? No. Yeah, you can join Petta. It's, uh, Petta owners, a group for pet owners. You don't want to be a petta otuki? No. Why would I want to be a petta? Because dogs are cute, cats are cuddly what do you mean?

You are so good at marketing. Why didn't you tell them? Ha ha ha. You're right. I should've warned them, probably. But like you said, it's very in. And so there was this kid, Adam McIntyre. And Adam was underage at the time that Colleen was sharing these naked photos or videos.

So that's what people are upset about here. Wait, he is a boy and she is a girl. Yes. What is the problem here? So I think the problem is that Colleen was an adult and he was underage, but she was an adult woman and he was a boy. And he's the luckiest boy alive. Right, thank you producer Chris.

And pointing on the blame on Adam, who was only like a fraction of everything that happens. A very fraction, I feel like yeah. He was only a fraction, a very fraction. Yes, I feel. Never crux yourself. And I have another example right after that. Trying to figure out what she's saying here.

Adam was a fan of somebody and he was made to feel some type of way, you know what I mean? He feels like he was like manipulated. He came out the story and it's like to, like to diminish it, I guess like it said, and just call him like a whistleblower to make it seem like it's for attention or something. Submit it.

Submit. What? I think she might diminish. Classic Trish. What the hell is she talking about? You're not getting on TV Trish. You can't talk. And this is something she should know all about.

She's basically in this story. And she doesn't seem to know what the fuck she's talking about. She gets very flustered by this whole thing. She was the adult, he was the minor, with the underwear, with everything like that, like the editing out of the video. Like I support him fully. You know, and like I do think people can make mistakes

and like you should hold people accountable, get canceled and like hopefully learn from them and like to accountability. So I support him 100%. But the reason I didn't get into it is because of this whatever, like this are past, I just like, I don't know, I don't know this person, whatever, but hearing now, hearing all the stuff

that did happen and seeing everything that did when I didn't know about the underwear stuff, I didn't know about a lot of the stuff, I didn't know about any of this stuff. Okay, anyways, this is the whole thing. We could go to it because it was an article, but I get so like, she did about this because like, you know, you can not like add them,

think he's whatever, like, you know like he's done drama and stuff like that. But like this is like, this is what's so annoying is like, when someone like his job is a YouTuber and so he makes YouTube videos about this and it's like because he was a victim, it's like all of a sudden he's like this like, oh, now he's a whistleblower. It's like no, like this is like,

he finally has some support. Like someone came out and said, hey, this is what she said to me to break you down. Like he's like, I feel validated and I know that feeling. You know, I didn't know any of this in 2020. I didn't keep up with any of it. I knew nothing about it. What the fuck point is she making?

Does anyone know? I was just thinking not on enough drugs to follow this. I know. Her girth might be explained by people just trying to shut her up by giving her food. Right. You want another piece of cake, you sure? Yeah, sure.

Now, now. Now. Why want another piece of cake? Sure. No. No. Holy shit. Why is she dressed like the ultimate warrior? Hahaha. Cool. The tassels. She doesn't have a thing going on here with all the pink.

I didn't clip it, but she gets into the fact that her feet have grown since she was pregnant and they're bigger. She gets in all these. No. She's, I'm just like, oh, god damn it, Trish. Keep some shit to yourself. So she's obviously very flustered by this whole thing She doesn't know what point she's trying to make it won't push she stopped herself and then started right back I'm gonna put right back to where she was and this isn't at the show. This is not life. There are distinct edits

So everything we're watching they decided to leave in I guess she must have thought she was making a point there I don't know what the fuck it was but what really happened here the reason why she's upset is because she's mentioned in the article, but not by name. So she's pissed off. Yeah, she's pissed off. She's not getting the credit. Oh. Alludes to you, but doesn't mention you by name. Again, it's very weird that the only person they mention is Adam. They mention...

They allude, so they said, Mac and Tyre and another former fan have alleged that Balinger sent them nude photos from a sex worker Posting unverified if troubling text messages as proof We unverified. What are you? What are you saying? They're saying that the screenshot like Colleen did not verify that those are her screenshots basically But it's like her friend like next to it like who else is finding that like I get word, like the wording and this whole article is just so odd. And how are you gonna not name my name? Call me a sex worker. Like not name my name, but your name Adam Akitar,

who does not have the same sort of like numbers, yes, same platforms, same anything, who's also the minor at the time, the fan at the time, all this stuff like that, but you're not gonna mention like anyone else's name. You see what I made? This is what she's most upset about. She goes, ah, how do you not mention my name?

I have more followers than he does on TikTok. Let's go, yeah, that's the real crime here. Yeah, right. And the term sex worker used to be such a respected term. Yeah, anyone could be a sex worker. And it could be a courtesan. All right. Now, this is hilarious.

You can't make this shit up because she's talking about a boy who saw naked photos of her. Wow. This is how she's describing it. So I believe Adam because it has been verified that she sent him to Johnny from her herself. She said, I apologize. Which I don't know if she should be apologizing to me.

Really, she should probably be apologizing to these people or the victims and stuff like that. But she's calling the people who saw her new victims. I'm like, well, she's got that right. She's starting to make point there. That makes a lot of sense. Mm-hmm. All right, again, I just called this clip,

what's your point? They're still talking about this article. I have no idea what she's trying to convey here. Like Adam, I'm sure when he's younger, I'm sure he partaked in it, whatever. He's, I think he said it too, because he's like, I apologize, she's like, you don't need to apologize to me. Like, I get it. Like, you're also your child. Like, you I'm sure when he's younger, I'm sure he partaked in it, whatever. He's, I think he said it too, because he's like, I apologize for sure.

It's like, you don't need to apologize to me. Like, I get it. Also, you're a child. You don't need to apologize for whatever. But I, God, I wish there was just more that could be done about, you know, about that stuff in general because like, show, I don't know.

Hi, you guys. That's, that's out of the, like that. The out of the, that just like that. That's how they wanted it. They're throwing her. Maybe it was the best that just like that. That's how they wanted it to be throwing her. Maybe it was the best break. That was the best. Someone should do something about the problems.

Yeah, I can't believe people are doing things and stuff. What's going on around here? You guys ready for the kicker? This is the best fucking part. Have you, did you watch this by any chance? No. Okay, good. Yeah, we surprised. Good.

This is unbelievable. Is and then to have everyone now publicly shame you back in 2020 when it happened, but now vanity fair, calling only you out and no one else out is actually like a so insane. I haven't read the article. I should probably read the article, I guess, but. Yes. Wow.

There's a whole segment on your show about it. It's the title of the fucking podcast episode. It's just a red the art as far as you got I should bring this up She skimped for her name didn't see it when I need to read this I'm gonna pick up on number three, era, era. These people talk in soundbites. And ever since that, every time we've interacted, it's been like the highlight of my year. So this is truly, I'm so excited for this era.

Well, you're like the brains of, I guess, eras, I'm gonna pick up on number three, era, era. These people talk in soundbites. And ever since that, every time we've interacted, it's been like the highlight of my year. So this is truly, I'm so excited for this era. Well, you're like the brains of, I guess, eras were in the Taylor Swift episode.

You were like, oh, we need to Taylor Swift and you're like, we're in Jessup's era. So it's like, what's an era? And then I was like, oh, eras, that's like a whole thing now. And they say that, like, I've been my skinny era. I'm in my mommy era. I just learned that from RuPaul's this year. And I, what's crazy too is that I feel like

our era is usually mirror each other. Like we've gotten to our like serious relationships at the same time. Yeah. We've had like our ups and downs with weight at the same time. But you like, no, I've never had a skinny arrow. You've always, you have to have your skinny arrow. You're skinny arrow. No, when?

Yes. I've just slowly gradually gained weight every year. I've never had skinny arrows. No, no, no, you've not. Wait, I will have the, I'm gonna literally, and it pull up like the photos of a skinny. Maybe like when you came to my tour, maybe I was like maybe 180, but I definitely wasn't. No, that was pretty easy. No, that was pretty easy.

That was her skinny arrow 180. I'm not fat, I'm big bone. 180. I was repiting for the date she was 180. That's that was her skinny arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow. I don't think they understand what era means to be honest with you. No, no, no. I think at one point, Aaron from Steel Toe said arrow. I like it at the beginning of that clip.

So you're like the brains and I'm like a giant version of everything else. Yeah, right. They're using era kind of the same way that John was using gasoline. Yes. He heard a word. He's just like, oh, you're using era, kind of the same way that's something John was using, gasoline. Yes. He heard a word, he's just like, oh, you're gaslighting. Sick of fans. Sick of fans.

Yes, these words are very big right now. I should use them even though I don't know what they mean. Right. All right, you wanna keep going, Tiki? Trish number four, one X is the new small. Don't say that. Like, yeah, like my weight fluctuates, but as long as I have that skinny, I wear a big T shirt and it's like I'm skinny. Exactly.

I went up a size, I'm 1x now inside of XL and I feel so skinny in this dress. I was like, wow, my God, that's so skinny. I'm so skinny. You look it girl. You look it girl. With those big hanging cured meats to the sides of you. You're killing it. Yum.

Giant arms. Look at great. Now, Trisha doesn't know anything about music. I'm actually kind of surprised about this because she was tweeting at the weekend, trying to get the weekend to come on her show. Didn't realize that he's a big deal. It's a bit of a sky to famous. But dad, I was like, oh, I literally tweeted him because I was like, oh, can you come on my podcast?

Like, whatever I tweeted in my last week. And then I just didn't realize how popular he was. Like, he literally tweeted, he sold out like more shows than Michael Jackson or something. And I was like, he's very, he's done a super bowl. He's very, very popular. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a couple years ago. No, we were in the super bowl. Yes. It was two things. Oh, wow. She's a broad of it that I am. What she lacks in intelligence, she makes up for incompetence. I know.

She's like, yeah, I just discovered this new artist. I think it's going to cut you eyes in the weekend. I reached out to him. Maybe I'll give him his big break. We'll see. So she only knows about music from TikTok. And this is a very scary thing that people only know music if they've seen it in a TikTok video.

Very close. Who's Cisa? You want to know Cisa? No. I just killed my ex. Okay, no big tic-tac. And then you need a big boy. I need a big, you know, tic-tac. Oh yeah, tic-tac. Yes, okay, I was saying you're tic-tac.

If you get popular in tic-tac, then you're popular. Yeah, that's right. I had to explain in tic-tac. I guess, but you didn't know what? I love those. I know all the sounds in tic-tac for sure. That's ridiculous. She's like, oh yeah, tell you me tic-t those. I know all the sounds on TikTok for sure. So, that's ridiculous. She's like, oh yeah, tell you me TikTok.

No, no, Siza, not TikTok. No, no, it's TikTok. I know that is. Just say TikTok. It's not good branding, but that's not you know. TikTok. That's like in the South where they call everything Coke. And then they go, what kind of Coke do you want?

Oh, Sprite. How the hell says that? Don't be like, I want a Coke Sprite or I want a Coke Dr. Pepper. That's not how it works. Coke is Coke. Have you heard of the song Hotel California? Oh, you mean TikTok?

Yeah, yeah, I've heard that song. Of course. More on this weekend. Now I've got TikTok in my case. I'm saying the weekend. She says something that is outrageous. And if I were the weekend, I would smash her in the face. I don't know why outrageous. And if I were the weekend, I would smash her

in the face. I don't know why I feel like anyone who kind of like similar, like looks like me, I like I think I'm like, you know what I can be, I could be like anybody I see myself in. I can forget that you the comparisons between you. Yeah, I feel like a lot of people think you like look alike. And so I heard that like even before I knew who like the weekend was, like people had told me and I was like, oh really, I didn't know who it was. And I was like, oh, we have the same vibes. Yeah, I always get those two confused Let's watch this podcast with the weekend. Oh, that's Trisha. Oh same thing. Okay, interesting getting her chest confused with Yoke Azuna's ass

Like is he talking about All right, you want to get into a debate about what is woke and what's not woke. So I'm here as Morgan show. They were discussing how the seven dwarves aren't, the seven dwarves anymore. What? Yeah, did you know about this, Tuggy? No, no.

They're doing a live action snow white. And I guess because Peter Dinklage complained that their type cast does he's like, all right, we don't want to piss anyone off. So now it's like Snow White and the Seven, whatever's monsters. Yeah, and they have like, there's one dwarf, but then the other six are different things.

They're all different races, ethnicities. And so now the whole people are like, what the fuck, that's the one thing that we can do. Right. And now they're all misdepeder dicklets. Yeah, at least six of us had a job. Yeah, right. So it's so this is all this controversy now around.

Which is, it's funny how these fucking people kick it out of their own way trying to do the right thing. But they had like a, he called himself a wokey. This guy was like, I'm a wokey or whatever. And he was very, he was like, no, like, you know, and he was like debating this actor that, I'm sorry, Dylan. And saying like, you know, they're just trying to be, I don't know.

So she has no idea what she's talking about, but she just stops talking at some point. Yeah, I don't know so she has no idea what she's talking about But she just stops talking at some point yeah, yeah And then this other guy was out there and I saw and then I saw when came in the room and then we went to dinner. Can I have a snack? Shit all right, too, what else is going on? Number five Oscar is so smart It's okay. Yeah, literally skinny legends. Yeah, Lizzie, can you imagine? Yeah, can you imagine saying in my love? Josh Trish is like the perfect podcast name, I think.

And I have your slogan for you. I guess, let's hear it. This is why you're so smart. Like you had notes. You had stuff ready to go. Like there's one thing people, oh, not a lot of things people can say about me, but it's like I'm not organized. I'm messy, like you know what I mean? I like having structure. I just don't know how to do it. So yeah, let's hear the slogan. We are. It's not personal.

It's just trash. Oh, I love it. Oh, the hot takes will spill the tea. We're doing hot takes. But you know, it's just, it's just trash. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah. That's fantastic. That's not that great.

It's always wonderful. I would maybe brainstorm a little longer. I would just think about that one. It's so wonderful. I would maybe brainstorm a little longer. I would just think about that one. It's not great. Dylan MoVaney calls this guy a homo. All right. Oh, you think he's almost actual? Mm.

Maybe. I'm just saying. Yeah, it's possible. Well, it did me. Let's get into some of his hot takes. So Oscar doesn't like Drake. And the reason why he has a problem with Drake is pretty odd, in my opinion.

I was canceled by a guy. It's like I just more follow the girlies and he kind of annoyed. He has this thing where he always tries to release music when a big female artist is releasing music and it really irks me. You think? Yeah, he did it with Taylor for her last.

Oh, okay, it goes back to Taylor's song. He was salty when she beat him on the chart. Of course, she's gonna come out on top. He was salty? Yeah. So he doesn't like Drake because he thinks that Drake is purposely putting out music at the same time a female artist puts out her song.

I could you imagine if Drake was just like, I will do everything I can to stop female musicians from being successful. Is that what he thinks is going on? Why? Can't possibly be a thing. But if it is, I'm rooting for him. Oh, okay.

Cause it turns out Oscar is anti-man. Oh, he is very much against the page hierarchy. Wait, wait, wait. A lot of you are so feminist, like ultra-female pro woman. Yeah, and I don't really notice until I start explaining things and like, wow, I really don't like any men. Really? Wow. It seems like he likes every man.

But I don't know. I thought that was a bit odd. Did you think, Tewki? Yes, this is insane. This is Bong Tewki's mind. Alright, maybe. What else did you pick up on? Trish number six, it's not so bad being trendy. Tookie's mine. All right, maybe, what else did you pick up on?

Trish number six, it's not so bad being trendy. I love it. I see a trend, I wanna jump on it, especially this one, I thought, oh, this is like, you know, this is something that's like in my wheelhouse for sure I love it. But then you know, always like being a little bit of a troll. Like I'm always kind of like,

oh, like this would be like a funny troll, but I committed, I did two hours live on Monday. I made $500. Which I guess is a lot, but I do, I do OF, so I mean, obviously I was like, well, I can make that like a day, but doing nothing. But I think, I think some of these people, they're on there for eight hours, they're making like $4,000

like a thing, which is amazing. They also say like ASMR can be sexual food. I mean, I think it's not sexual, if you say so. To me, it's like, I don't think of it like that. I don't think of it as like sexual. I think it is like a mesmerizing thing and it's exhausting first of all. So like I'm glad they're getting their coin.

I love that people, for me like to make $500 back in the day, I'd have to like go to a strip club. You know, I used to go to a strip club. I'd go in there make $500 and do like the most raw chicken's ever. 20 bucks go away. Yeah, Robby. What are the most raw chicken things ever?

What is she doing these strip clubs? What the fuck? I originally pulled that clip because I did not know it was common knowledge that she had an only fan. So that shocked Tukki because it just sounded like she was hopping on every trend. She was originally talking about that NPC stuff and ASMR. She does. And now OF.

Oh, there was too many acronyms. Right. And she also, she also got famous with Mukbang videos. Oh, shocking. Yeah, I know, go figure. She likes to eat on camera. And it turns out they're talking about this influencer

at this Luriel deal. And Trisha's talking about how she's not an influencer because she can't get anyone to buy anything even her own products. But Oscar brings up a good boy there. That's insane. She does like new products, is what, obviously. Of course, which that's the true work of an influencer. I don't think I've ever moved products,

like even my own product, I don't think anyone's got. I like food because you've tried it. Real, well that's a pro. I know why am I not getting sponsored by this. This is the product I could try. I know a lot of influencers that we know that don't even eat fast, wouldn't they get sponsored by fast food, I was like, this I can answer this. This is the product I could try. I know a lot of influencers that we know that don't even eat fast food and they get sponsored by fast food.

I was like, this is an option. So true, yeah. But you're always on the cutting edge of a new fast food product. I want it. There's times where I've been like, oh, like I should tell a trick about it. And you've already freaking out.

Yeah, after this, I have to literally go to Wendy's, the first of Chino just came out. And it's like, I'm on it. I want to get it so quickly. All right, so she does have a talent. Yeah. Tookie has to get out of here. He did not know the Frustre Chino is here.

I know. Wait, come back. I like the fast food restaurants. Don't want to sponsor Trish. Yeah, we don't want to let people know this is what you turn into. We're trying to keep that up in DL. So we want skinny people eating cheeseburgers in the ads.

She doesn't myth though, even though she is very good at eating fast food. The best. She's the best. She's the cheeseburgers in the ads. She does admit though, even though she is very good at eating fast food. The best, she's the best, she's the best around. Sometimes, sometimes she does fuck up. Apparently I miss the strawberry biscuit at Popeye, I'm usually on it, I love it. That's my ass, you know, I went to like former Donald's looking for that cookies and cream pie

and I was worth it. I can't believe you girl. She missed the strawberry biscuit at Popeye's. Yes, that is so sad. She really fucked up. She really failed that one. When Tookie went to North Carolina recently, they had the McDonald's bagel breakfast sandwiches and Tookie and Sonata had one of those in years. And Tookie almost forgot to get one, but on the last damn morning, he got one. So he knows how you feel, girl. Like a story time with two key over here.

Like I should be sitting cross like an other floor. All right, she talks about she's, she writes these notes down. And this was the thing that I saw on her TikTok video that we were playing on who are these socials where she's bragging about how she does show prep for the show. And she writes down notes on these cards. And so she pulls one up. And I guess if you're gonna write down notes, you should probably know why you wrote that down.

What the words mean. Yeah, I don't know why you didn't want to talk about it. It's not nice, I don't even know what I wrote. I literally wrote, except all cookies. I think maybe that's like, when it says except all cookies, when you go to a website, I don't know what I was good

Talk about with that What's going to be the title? Good save Wow, we know you meant the actual cookies now She had no idea why she even wrote it down. She obviously it does have to do with your web browser and and cookies because Of laws that were passed in California and Europe now everything a website has to say hey Just see you know we use cookies every website does so click this button and say it's okay, please so we don't get sued and That's the reason why that's there so it's annoying, but of course she turns this into actual cookie talk. She can't stop herself You probably just want to say how I'm like annoyed that every time you go to a website, you

just have to let me hit accept all cookie. Maybe because it is annoying lately. It's been like that. Yeah, every time you go to a website. I love cookies. Most of them like cookies. I love cookies. You discuss me. You fucking filthy, scrappy, come. This is what I yell at Rita Vito about. Where do you hear a word that you just have to blurt out a sentence using that word It's a good keep that you dare we know you love cookies. We know that you can keep that to yourself

Yes, I got a note from Ray DeVito He sold out a couple shows in Akron last night Mm-hmm, and he said he had a lot of WATP fans at the show talking to him afterwards So that's very cool. Thanks for supporting front of the show Ray DeVito. Tookie, what's your take out of Ray? Oh, I love Ray DeVito. Oh, yeah? Yes, he is very dumb. Yeah, I don't know what my take is on Ray. Okay. But I did order a Ray Tard shirt. Not a G.Y.

on the Shooli Network merch store before Ray doesn't have the power to take it down. And I want to advertise, let me pull this off the screen real quick because drunk on cringe, making the piazza shirt that I just recently ordered. Drunk at cringe.com is where you go to get the sweet merch. The merch battles of 2023. I also got a Karen Brennan shirt. And the reason why I did that because none of them proceeds will go to him.

I bought it from drug on cringe. Oh, fantastic. Tuki, what else you want to play from this Tricia paid his podcast? Uh, so my last clip was from some other thing she done. One of her ASMR things. It wasn't from her actual new podcast. So I don't know if you really want to play that. Of course I want to play that too. He gets some confidence over there. Oh this is so frustrating. I couldn't get through more than three minutes of this

and I had to skim around for some gold. It is so annoying. I hate this ASMR. Why is this a thing? I hate to say it some more. Why is this a thing? I washed my video like it's crazy like it talks like the amount of eyes on it's talking to you. That is worse. I don't know. That's a lot of fun. And I find so many people like I never would have found any more. And really.

Her mouth is what are then stuttering John's mouth? What is with the saliva and everything? What is that? It's very raid of vetoesque. Ray slaps his mouth around a lot too. Should I and it play any more of that? Is it? Yeah, no, is that something right? Okay. Yes, it's horrible, but it has like hundreds of thousands of views. Yeah, I don't get that at all. I don't understand why that's a thing. We did a, I reviewed a true crime show on for, you know, the creep off, where are these creepas? And it was just this woman who's reading the story

and she was massaging the microphone while she was doing this. It was just, oh, God. So obnoxious. She does the same thing with her nails to the microphone and all that overmodulation is there. A Tookie did not touch it up again. I apologize to the boys and girls at home for ruining your ears. I should've given a warning, but yes, it is there. I took you did not touch it up again. I apologize to the boys and girls at home for ruining your ears. I should have given a warning, but yes, it is frustrating. And

that's like, at least a 45 minute video or something like that. And that's the thing is I want to clip it, make fun of it like I did for who are these creep balls. And I realize, no one wants to watch that. Right. So no one watches the video. It's just annoying. Like, yeah, no, we get it's terrible. Okay. Yeah. All right, speaking of things that sound terrible. I want to bring on Brandon from shitty song of the week. What's happening Brandon? Hey guys, how's it going? Hey, going great and the reason why you're here is because we've talked about Trisha's many talents

She can take her clothes off. She can eat food, but she does something else too Yeah, I'm glad you guys are finally covering Trisha Payton's I think she's a a literal low'm glad you guys are finally covering Trisha Paites. I think she's a literal low cow for you guys. You're still a literal cow, yes. But you may not know that she also tried to have a bit of a music career. So I brought some songs to go through. Beautiful. Where's the we started here, Brad? Well, I have four songs for us, two of them are originals and two are covers.

So, too, you want you to tell me, would you rather hear a cover first or original? Hmm, definitely original. All right, excellent. So the first one we're gonna go with is called Fat Shicks. Okay. Oh, this is something that she knows about. Yeah, you're gonna notice all of her original music

kinda sticks to a theme. I see, okay. of her original music kind of sticks to a theme. I see. Okay. How did you get a man in the depot? There's no way to tell where her ankles and her feet begin. Yeah, that's impressive. That's so disgusting. That's not human. That's not a human form.

Well, how far back do you need the camera wash to get her to think? Space. Coated in Vaseline. It's kind of got my milkshake, that's the thing you are. Oh, that's the thing you are. Show them while we play that. It's kind of got my milkshake brings all the boys of the yard kind of vibe to it. But that was sexy.

And this is off-putting. Yeah, this is this is obnoxious. All of her music, like all of her original stuff is is loaded with pew-pew laser sounds and it wants to be like club dance bullshit, but it's so irritating. This has 205,000 fucking views. I guess it's probably people like Oscar. I don't know if you can get this retard.

That's also, I think it's like eight years old so I mean not a whole lot. We'll see it. It looks like she fell over and someone snapped on the phone. A little helper rear plate. Yeah. Yeah. You see me here. I'll put my body now. Watch me turn it out. Ooh, and you wonder how I'm gonna take it. Oh, baby, that's okay. I'm so beautiful in my own way. All right. You're not going to convince me.

Yeah. If you have to write songs that say everyone thinks I'm horrendous looking, but I disagree with them. You're probably horrendous looking. Yeah. You called it yesterday. You can say Miss Piggy, IRL. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. People like cookin teeth. They all like cookin teeth. Who needs a kid?

My own music about how amazing I look. Doesn't work that way. All right. So yeah, we can move on to the next one if you want. Um, and let's you know, Let's stick to the main theme of this. The next song is another original, and it's called Chicken Palm and Heartache. Okay. Whoa. Two great things that go well together, I suppose. I don't know how fucking though.

She looks like someone who might eat her feelings from time to time. When she's not overdose, I got a math. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha baby Don't you try to keep me like the rest I'll take your judgments Did she manifest this she's gonna stop manifesting this shit. It's not good She really fails it like almost everything she does. That intro of the podcast, I played it where she goes, right now I've been failing miserably and everything I do.

Yeah, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff. Or music's terrible. Or ASMR is, I can't believe anyone's watching that. This is bad. Yeah, well, what if I told you Carl that there were six to seven albums of this? No. come on. Oh, yeah, she's gone pretty hard on the music.

We can definitely go back through and revisit this. You're saying she didn't get the hint is what you're telling me right here. She's like, well, the first six albums weren't very good, but the seventh album. Yeah, that's the charm. Well, the last one was in, I think it was like 2019 that it came out. So she might have learned her lesson since then. Well, maybe your husband's like, all right, we got to get you a hobby. Yeah, that's what I'm using your time then.

So she's actually trying to write a love song which she has to incorporate a sandwich into it right And although weird Alken point by pulling on right like if you look at this artwork and think about the title You think there be some humor involved get right devoid of humor Yes, she's singing to the chicken parms Gone Yeah, she's singing to the chicken parms. She's not going to know. That's a long gone. Are you seven, Sid? Which one? That one's gone. Exactly.

Got to get to the top. That's so sad. Is there anything else in the song that we should be checking out? No, this is obnoxious. I don't want to say more of that. Right. I don't know. It's pretty good.

So we got two covers for you guys. The first one I'm going to go through is Hot for Teacher. Ooh, man, hailing. Nice. I have a little hot for teacher. It's not, it's bad, but it's not as bad as I was expecting hot pockets for teachers. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you know how the song goes. So she starts, her vocals start about a minute into it. Okay. So is this just the actual track like a karaoke track? Yes. Okay. That's not that easy. Whoa. What do you think the teachers gonna look like? Wait a minute, are you still doing John?

That's terrible. It stinks. That is her. Yeah, wow, okay. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I Trish the microphone's actually over in this room. Yeah, no, no, no, come over here and say that get away from crap services What the fuck is this mix They've the paint like ice cream cone out of the microphone

Imagine the producer going I don't know what to do do we turn the horrible guitars It's a tough one it's's a conundrum, I would imagine. I think of all the notes you just made. Oh, you did it. She missed a case you but never lunch. Oh, we made it the last time. All right, are we gonna have this one? We heard of it. Yeah, we can keep going. Or go move on.

Is that Max Yikes? Oh, well, if you thought that mix was bad, the next one isn't much better. Yeah, all right. So this one, I think, is the most offensive as far as the ones I brought. And I say that because it's also the simplest song to do. She decided to cover basket case from Green Day. And the band, everything about this is wrong. I don't know, this is an easy one.

This should be an easy one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bunch of different album covers, sorry, then I'll obsessed on that. But she's showing her bare legs on every single one of these so far. Does she think she has hot legs? Is that so? Yeah, that must be the one thing she's like, well, am I fat? Yes, do I have love handles, sure. But look at these gams, huh? No.

Look at these curves. I'm getting dizzy. And it's called, under the covers, get there and stay there. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I am one of those, and there are jokalik too.

No rarik to the thorn of dara dara. This sounds like Britney Spears without auto tune. This is what she actually said. I'm so fixed in. I'll bet this band is I'm just gonna be mine with my point the guitar guy guy he's definitely only he's played it for maybe a month he just figured out what power chords are yeah and then his team on the drums comes in with the fucking double bass like no one knows what they're doing here at the pop punk song come on don't think it it sounds like a paddy's band Kevin is playing the music to this. Someone sent me Patrick Michaels music YouTube channel.

I'm sure you know about it, Brandon. But all of his Kevin music, all of his old stuff is up there still. It's back up there. Okay, well he took it down for the longest time. Oh, maybe he decided to resurrect it. Cool. Well, I'm glad he did. Is there any other highlights in here? Anything else we should listen for?

No, I mean, it's all bad. I love Brandon's Brandon's job is listening to shitty music and he hates it. He's like, no, I don't want to listen to this. This is all terrible. It's again, but this is your job. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, I know what you say. Well Well, thank you very much for introducing us to that music. Yeah, absolutely. Like I said, there's tons of this to go through. And I think she's a definitely potential for a reoccurring character for you. Oh, she covered her quite a bit on this show. We, I think we did front of me's with Ethan Klein.

Okay, yep. That was back when she was doing that. Obviously, we just did the podcast, the podcast, the podcast, the three episodes. We got just fresh. I mean, she is a disaster artist. So, yes. We'll definitely be covering her more for sure.

Well, Brandon, thanks for happening on Shitty Song of the Week. Is where you want to go to check out Brandon's show. What are you guys talking about over there? Yeah, thanks for having us on. You guys check us out. Shitty song. Show. You get links to social media, merch and our Patreon. This week's episode is a rock episode and we try to figure out if the deceased corpse of Dali Parton is worse than the space disco of the smashing pumpkins. So wow. I yeah, don't even know what that means. Pumpkins so wow. I yeah, don't even know what that means

Very good all right, thanks buddy. Thanks are coming on absolutely always good to see Brandon all right. Let's move on from Trish away Tookie yes Ecknowledgement here. All right. Yes. Oh, sorry. I thought you were going to talk again. Tookie again is just trying not to insert himself too much. So people don't say Tookie. Bringe of the week. Bringe of the week.

All right. It is time for the cringe of the week. And Tookie, I know you and Kurt have a little bit of a rivalry going on. From what I've gathered. Yes. You know how it is when the new girl hot younger better looking comes on the scene and Exposes you for the old crusty potato that you are. Yes, I think I think you've nailed it. I think that's what the problem is Jealousy is the problem and so I thought you might have fun with this

Cardiff did a show the other day This is the foundations of the dabble verse. Uh oh. Episode number one. So he's going back and he's he's going back and he's telling people how all this stuff started, going back to old radio episodes and things like that. And he just, he's got some issues here going on. Take it away, Cardiff. Oh, hi. Sorry. What? You have to turn it up, Carl.

Huh? What? What? Turn it louder. We can't hear it. What? What? What?

Is he talking? He sure is. He sure is triag. What a loser. Sure is. Sure is triag. What a loser. Look at how you would think he would be able to figure this out. I think I'm not just John is there helping him. What? Turn your volume up.

Reading any of the comments? All right, how can he figure it out? Here we go. Hey, Karnif, I know help about. Yeah, you're really low, but I think that's what the problem is. So then, that's the same thing. I have to show to try to get this finger out. Okay. There's a little great man in my head.

And then, uh, Curtis, you're going to come back here. You let loose. There's a bad. You don't. There we go. It's you. I know you're sick. It's like.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello this side. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Can you hear me? No, I can hear you, but you still sound low. Are you staying? You stay, Cardiff.

What is she doing? We're 10 minutes into this video. Cardiff is not doing. No, we're picking this out. No. Stupid roadcaster. I don't know what I'm doing here. Going live is not for everyone apparently. Stupid roadcaster. I don't know what I'm doing here.

Going live is not for everyone apparently. Okay, you try check the device. So do you have your mixing board volume turned up too? Just try turning it off and turn it back out of the gun. Did you unplug it and plug it back in? I can't see that. That's the only problem I ever had with me. I don't know. Like property.

Did you try restart? There's another funny thing that happens. Let me see if I can find it in this video. He's going to. I'm so glad to keep was not on the show. He's going to set up a video he wants to show everybody. Let's see how this goes. This is great. That was me. There's something else I was doing. It's better than showing us the last thing you will. Let me post the link so everyone can watch. I mean,

this thing has just lots of views. It's not like this is a secret Yeah, we will take a look at this let's do it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think he wants to be the next to keep unbelievable Unbelievable call you have done an excellent job today at exposing this no talent. You're right I have someone had to take him down a peg or two Thank you while we're still cringing on our cringe of the week This was sent in from at Devon Costa and This is a show called Hate Watch Podcast, and they get to the ad read portion,

and they are not prepared for the ad read portion. And if you are a podcaster and you do ad reads, usually the advertiser will say, please have a timestamp, they wanna go and check it, make sure you got all the points out, and there was Redwell, I have a feeling they will not be happy about this one. Now now check out the paytraum. We're going to do a big corner. We have a corner. Yes, big old corner. Okay. All right. Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Do you know an ad read, right?

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they're selling. Not interested in this product at all. They're not excited about it. I would pull the sponsorship probably. yeah, we're gonna ask them again I know probably that's be yeah enough They have the same enthusiasm as Chad does doing one of his shows Nothing they have nothing What the fuck? Chasing a song real quick yeah, sure fuck. I don't even know what to do the veto method I think a song real quick. Yeah, sure fuck. I don't even know what to do. Well, the Brink Vito method.

Um, well, I'm just, it's gotta be about John being fat and gay. As you're, yeah, well, don't do that. Too bad to the bone, but just be me about being fat gay. I have something in mind for a second. Hmm. Um, uh, yeah, and like chairs are all holding their mug mental. Well, we don't have questions. What's the point of doing corner?

I know you're being fucking out of your mind. I was just doing corner next to you We told you we said we literally said we need to take a break from fucking corners Cuz yeah, Senator John's watching this and taking notes right now. I was like, oh, okay. Now I see how to podcast All right, how many people are watching this? That's a pretty popular show. Oh shit I know isn't it insane? What is Tuy doing? Tuyky you're killing it. What are you talking about? Oh, yes. Thank you. I just was fishing for compliments. I would love to. Well, I'll tell you what Tookie was doing wrong for a long time as you were watching Chad Zumak. Oh, yes. Are you done doing that now? Well, kind of. I mean, we're doing Tookie soup, where we're going to watch a bunch of clips about all different shows.

But yeah, I'm done with the live streaming for a little bit. Fat piece of shit. Oh, Tookie, you're gonna watch clips of other people's shows and then comment on it where to get that idea. From Shoeley! Yay! Fucking Shoeley. You have impaired the brunt of Zookock. I hope to be just as good as other talk soup hosts like House

Sparks. And the other guy. The other guy with the white in his hair. Who's the other lady? Oh, yeah, House Parks. That's right. Oh, speaking of ladies, let's talk about Karen Brennan because Karen Brennan for whatever reason on Wednesday on Mizu Loz Company tried to ruin my show. Now we've been talking about this for a while. Very excited that Southern John and myself won V1 debate. We got to talk a little bit on Mizu Loz Company a month ago, but this is going to be just him and me and he said he was doing research on me. And he's got all these questions.

He's gonna expose me and my hypocrisies. You know, he's a hypocrisy police over there. It's one of his jobs. People were looking forward to this. They're looking forward to this debate that we are going to have. Well, for some reason, not just some reason, I know exactly why Karen did this,

and we'll get into it. But, Karen decided to, you trolling me on my own show. To do. No. Just making sure people know I'm hitting points. Okay. Zatchie. All right. So this is Karen Brennan trying to actively ruin my show. I need your advice. I don't like people talking shit behind your back and then be like, and then Crosk gonna like eat your best pal when you do fucking Joe. And that's why you tell me, should I do this or not?

No, fuck no. All right, then I'm not doing it. What is he paying you? We're just gonna split the soup and have to put it on. What is it, this is the thing about Karen. I can't believe that's where his head goes. What's Carl paying you? What difference does it make to you?

Why do you care? Is it the thing? What the fuck in anything? I know why he's mad, because he paid John $3,000. He way overspade for John because now everyone's getting John so overexposed. Now he's everywhere. And so Kevin's going, why the fuck did I show up $3,000 of this assholes on every fucking stream now? Yep. John was the worst NFT ever. Yes.

You're right. But you've been at the beginning of that clip. Karen says, oh, I hate that he'll talk behind your back and then pretend he's your best friend when he's on your show. That's exactly what Kevin is doing right now. He always talks John of the moon when he isn't on. Why isn't the hypocrisy police calling him out of there? That's a very good point.

That's a very good point because I didn't understand this thing where Karen's decided that I was going to be his best friend when we got on a show together. Like, why do the why he thought that? I'm the white thing. No, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, guy who self-emittedly doesn't have friends. He doesn't even like friends. Yeah, he doesn't.

Yeah, do I have to give the guy a rusty trombona? Yes, he's already heard from Joey. See in a bunch of people. This is all a blue. Joey. See Bob and Bob and you're taking, you're taking the council of Joey, see? No, but so if it is, I won't fucking do it because I don't need it.

No, say you need a guarantee of a thousand and then, and then he can have what's left over because. So no, Karen is actively trying to take money out of my pocket for some reason. I don't know, that helps him in any single way. And the reason why I'm playing these clips to set this up, because we are gonna show that Karen's decided to completely rewrite history. A day later, he comes back and changes this entire thing,

how everything went down. So we're watching this right now. Thank you, Drunk on Crins for putting this together. We're watching what happened. John comes on his show. This is an hour before we start a show. And by the way, Karen, the reason why we were doing our show at 6 p.m. Eastern was because I didn't want to compete

with Mizorows Company. So we wanted to do it after your show. And we had it all planned out at five o'clock and hour before the show, John pops up and up prepping for the show. I have no idea what's going on. I just had Mizorows Company in the background. And also nice to see John pop up. And she also started to do the show. I have no idea what's going on. I just hit misery It was company in the background and also nicey john pop up and she'll just like try to do the show and come

I was like no definitely now. I'm like what the fuck the fuck is going on right now because Croscon of LIDY is gonna say YouTube and Apple everybody's taking their cut and this is all that's leftover All right now Kevin has decided I'm going to lie to Stuttering John That's a weird thing to say too. Why do you make up that I'm gonna lie to start a ring John about how much money we made? I showed him all of the accounting after we got to think. Thankfully, this actually did not have happening. Yeah. I want to thank Alex Stein, I think, for helping me.

So first, he's like, don't do the show. If you do the show, get more money, and just so you know, Carl's gonna rip you off. Yeah, and the fact that- The fact that Karen thinks that I'm gonna rip him off makes me think that like maybe KB is a liar and lies about shit cause why else would you think that? Unless that's something that you would do.

And listen, I'm sorry, Karen, that your pilot didn't get picked up. I actually thought it was pretty good. I watched it, it wasn't bad. But now you're in my world, KB. Now we're on the same level. And the fact that you think you know me or know anything about me that I'd be dishonest with John I make it a fucking money. I don't need to steal from Stuttering John. I'm good. That's what I told anybody would do

It's anybody quite honest. I'd rather watch the Yankees and mess Adam. What should he do Adam? What should he do please Adam? Yeah, I'd think the guarantees a good idea. All right. This is fucking insane So John then blocks me on Twitter. Well, we were DMing setting this up as I'm watching this happen He goes on and writes all right. I'm not doing the show and then blocks me so I can't even respond to him He's doing this wall. He's on the show. He tells Kevin. All right. I blocked him. I'm done with this and then he leaves so I am screaming at them to send me the link I email Adam like please send me the link they decide to

let me on the show and I know it's confusing when I'm playing clips of me so I'll just tell you right now that this is me from this past Wednesday right before we are supposed to go on with Centering John on the who are these podcastss YouTube channel. Play the clip, Adam. That was fucked. No, I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know he's going to really literally take my voice. But I know what I said, but it's not true.

Now, he's using it as an excuse to say, oh, look, Kevin told me not to do this. Yeah, but if you're going to have a mod, don't shit on him for a week. Just play it on him. He was like today. He didn't shit on him really at all. I'm cause for doing it for years.

I've enjoyed it. He was interviewing his fucking this lease that your dad is a fucking loser and you act like he's a loser. She's a fucking gigantic loser. She doesn't fuck anybody. She's like like I'm watching the clip and you guys are right. Like I didn't got women ever come from an intercourse. It's like it's like she's a loser. She's, she's, she's, she's trying to marry Andy Dick or whatever the fuck. And then you guys act like he's just leaving John alone, Tony fucking go back, goes back to school and then then shit on him again. Karen is scrambling right here. So all of a sudden we're talking about how Alisa Jordanna's

a loser. What does it do with anything? I just watched you on the show. Tell John to take more of my money and not do the show. And he's going, well, yeah, but Carl, Alisa Jordana, because what happened was I posted a clip from our podcast that we had done the previous weekend where we made fun of John interviewing Alisa Jordana trying to be Howard Stern and not pulling it off at all. And Kevin told point is, and I don't know why he thinks this, that I shouldn't have posted that video because I had an interview with John later that day. I don't understand how those two things connect in Karen's mind because John is doing a show called hypocrisy police on a daily basis calling me out for everything. This is what's going on right now.

But I was just being nice to John for seven days before we just go back to school. So I'm sorry, that was me live again just now. Now I'm going to go back to the clip. I don't know if it's confusing, but this is back to me on MLC. I don't understand you guys can't do anything else but Southern John. We have a lot of stuff. I'm a Stansell. I'm a Fonsial rare Stansell.

Julie was covering me yesterday. I saw which is sad. Really? Sorry. Yeah, we were in out of material. Yeah, I know. So Kevin, I'm sorry, I'm not running my show the way that I'm supposed to I didn't realize I had to run things through you first To figure out how to do my own fucking show over here John and I have been building up to this

He's been talking shit about me. He's got his hypocrisy police show. He goes on and rags on me non stop I'm ragging on him. We're gonna do a show together one on one debate my producers not here No one else is in this house right now. It's just gonna be me and him and all of a sudden You guys are phoning with all this fucking shit. Oh, it's gonna be this whole thing. They're all gonna gang up on him That was never the case that was never the case Search on me you guys are fucking making shit up and tell him the shit and give him an out. It's fucked up It's like about to pay. Yeah, that's that's the fucking thing too. Thanks for we're we're gonna Negotiated a deal John exactly and then you're going in there and going by the way an hour before the show Oh, you got to renegotiate that deal John You're taking money out of my pocket. Why KB what the fuck? I know your piss you paid him three thousand bucks

But I think it did a pretty good job for you on that episode. I made it interesting because after I left you guys had nothing to fucking talk about It's impressive that you got all that in well KB is a deer Yeah, like you said, he's scrambling. Yeah, he's trying to deflect. He's trying to deflect. Now, there's been a lot of speculation that Karen really was just fucking around and John's just so stupid.

All right, I don't have to read or anything. I kind of made my points there. The other thing that happened, and this is really the crux of it. Aside from the fact that he paid $3,000 for John, and he's pissed about that, he's got some buyers or morse on that front. Aside from that, I went on Shule Show that morning, Wednesday morning, and I went on there to promote this show. I know KB doesn't realize this, but the BS show is doing very good numbers now. I can talk to, I think there was 4,000 views

by that afternoon of my appearance on Shule Show, promoting the show that I'm doing live, trying to get as many eyeballs as possible. So I explained to KB that I was on there to promote the show, and I think that KB's just mad, because he doesn't like Shule. So he's mad at me, even the Bob, who's the fucking B in BS is sitting right next to him

But he's mad at me for going on that show and it's insane. He was friends with you first I know is that it's the common factor Carl They all want to be your friend. I don't think all of them. I don't think Karen wants to be my friend anymore I think he does that Chester you're gonna your job anymore. I think he does. That, Chester, you're gonna your job, surely socks. I don't know why you do his fucking show, but I feel like you guys are on good anchors and I'm sick of it. I'm promoting my show, Kevin. There's over a thousand people watching live to that this morning. I'm promoting this big show that I'm gonna show. If you're not on it, it gets 400 people. It doesn't matter. I'm promoting the fucking show on their show and KB. I'll tell you this,

Chad Tsubakos those KB as a personality I go, it's cuz he doesn't want to talk to you Chad I had your fucking back on that show and meanwhile you're going out here and telling sundering John He should take more of my money and not even do the show and go watch the Yankees fucking suck, John then I'm making the playoffs this year get over it. Yeah, yeah, okay, John I changed my mind do the show, but still get a guarantee John's like I can only do an hour because I got to watch the Yankees Metz game Which is fine. I'm a sports fan. I mean it's baseball. There's 162 games

You can miss the first few winnings, but okay, whatever. That's what he wants to do So because of what I just did there I said the Yankees are gonna make the playoffs. They're in last place. It's a tough division But anyway, not the point the point is John wants to bet me whether or not the Yankees are gonna make the playoffs now. He wants to get a hundred dollar bet going. And whether the Yankees are gonna, $100? Yeah.

It's three figures. So fucking stupid. Let's get into the next day. Karen is doing, I guess, damage control here, because he knows the way he came off. Not good, not good at all. So thankfully, Bob, believe you for life, calls him out with a super chat. So this is now fast forward.

Oh, I should mention. So what happens after this? John blocks me. Says he's not going to do the show. And I start sending out links to people because I'm doing to do a show where we talk about how John is a pussy and belt. Cause I don't know what else to do. I've been promoting this. And so I text John and I say, John, you're being a pussy.

Come on the show or something like that. So then John text me back and goes, okay, I'll be there. I was like, well, holy shit, that's amazing. And he did show up and we did do the show and it is up on our Patreon. Alex Stein told me that he called John. He was watching this. He called John. It's a John.

You have to do Carl's show. So thank you, Alex Stein for doing that. So John. He was watching this. He called John. It's a John you have to do Carl's show So thank you Alex Stein for for doing that. So the show did end up happening. So everything worked out Despite Kevin Brennan because KB was definitely trying to sabotage it He did everything he could to sabotage this and so this is Bob Lee be for life calling him out Bob Lee for life. Oh wow for life calling him out. Bob Lee for life. Oh, wow. 2799 Canadian hatred is like drinking poison and then waiting for it to kill your enemy. Hatred is like drinking Mike. Can you shut the fuck up? Hatred is like drinking poison

and then waiting for it to kill your enemy. Congrats KB. You've turned into what you claim show is never take food off another man's table period punk move. First of all, first of all, I did more for that piece of shit show by doing what I did than anything else they could have done. Bob Lee for life. So go fuck yourself with all the respect. You think call coming on my show and John coming on my show didn't help their show? You fucking maroon and what's Carl what is Carl's show? Doesn't Carl watch clips of other podcasts and then comments on them? That's all I did. I watch Carl's show, a clip of Carl's show, that Carl put out. It wasn't put out by somebody else. Carl's dumb enough, the day of his big interview, he put out a clip of him shitting on Stuttering John. I started with a odd choice. So I said,

that's really, really stupid for Stuttering John, from the shit on Stuttering John, the day of the big interview. Is it? Is it? Oh, you fucked with it. I didn't touch his money. He made more money because of me to everybody do John wasn't gonna come on your show so you guys could be Friends and sports correct. Why wouldn't I put out a video shitting on John leading up to our debate that we're gonna have He's insane. Could you imagine a presidential debate Trump's talking all good about Joe Biden for a week leading up to it He's actually doing a swell job this guy. Yeah, I think you should get reelected. He's pretty good. Tyson and Holyfield having lunch. That Saturday afternoon. What is Karen talking about?

This is retarded and he's blatantly like. He's blatantly like, so now he's going, all I do is coming on a clip. We just played it. You told John not to do my show. And then he said, if you do do a show, make sure you get a thousand dollars up front. And Tookie would like to say whoever is in charge of inflating Mike Boshetti, please stop. He's at the maximum PSI Yeah, I know Mike Boshetti is not looking great. He's not the best shape of his life

Like John's in this world. He's not long in this world like, you know, John's in peak physical form right now as he's claimed Mike Boshetti that's so much. So that's too peak physical form right now as he's claimed. Mike Bischetti does so much. So that's too bad. All right. So this is all my fault somehow. I love the way he's spinning this. He made the show even better. This all happened to spite him trying to sabotage it and not always trying to pretend that, oh, no, no, no, no, no, because I told John not to do it.

That's why all the people watched the show. We had three times the number of live viewers that KB gets on these shows. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, trying to fucking ruin this thing that people wanted to see. People were excited about it. The point is, cross-hole show is watching other people's shows and commenting on them, usually condescendingly. So again, Cork should have waited to put out the clip. I wasn't looking for a clip. I sat down to eat my chicken, corn, and blue, and all of a sudden this clip, Cork, Bob, it texted me that they were doing a show today.

So I'm like, that's odd that he would put out and I looked at the time and he had been out for like four hours. So I was released that day. And I'm like, if this is your big fucking Richard Nixon, David Frost interview, maybe you should keep your fucking clips to yourself. I got on your shit mic. Mike shut the fuck up. If you're gonna shit on, it's not doing John. I got on your shit Mike My shut the fuck up

If you're gonna shit on it's not doing John Why don't you wait till the interviews over and then put out the clips? So somebody like me and I wasn't fuck with his money. I was literally saying John you should get a guaranteed money. Yeah, because Carl's gonna play you just like Chad plays you Just like Shuley plays you so I would get guaranteed money. I wouldn't trust them. Charles probably gonna lie about how much they made. But the fact of matter is, Carl's an idiot for putting out a clip where he's shitting on Stuttering John when he could it when he's doing an interview with Lisa Jordan.

Lisa Jordan is a fucking clown if that's her name. We had her on, she was like the worst guess we ever had. But of course, Carl has to shit on Stuttering John because he's a act. And then I just commented on it. I'm not gonna comment on it. You didn't just comment on it. I love it. Only Karen thinks that I, it is my fault. I fucked something up. He's the only person who thinks this and you can tell he doesn't even believe it because he's making up lies. He's making up lies about what he said, what happened. This is gaslighting by the way. way just yes. This is what gaslighting is correct Yeah, it's the whole money thing pisses me off because it's based on this is nothing right

I used to be a partner at a multi-million dollar company I'm not a guy who's looking to make an extra $300 off of Stuttering John. I don't give a fuck about that. I'd much rather have round two with Stuttering John. And we'll get into all that shit when we talk about Stuttering John in a little bit, because that's another annoying thing. Working with John is not easy. It's not an easy thing. I'm trying though. I'm trying my best. So no, the other thing that KB is doing here is now he's trying to say, so we tuned in to the show and he saw the portion where I grabbed my acoustic guitar to try to figure out this amazing song that John had written about Patrick Melton.

And so now KB is going to spin this that the entire show was just us being best pals. So far, the only thing he's done right is telling Mike to shut the fuck up. So I like now. Just what? And Mike Bushett, if you're shaped like that, why is the camera pointed at your stomach? Why wouldn't you point the camera up at his face? Like, look at the way I'm framed right now. I am not a skinny man. Yeah, but but the way I'm framed, you know, no, that my body language says I don't want to get up to adjust the camera.

It's insane. No, it's insane. The, the disproportionate size of his head. All right, well, this isn't about what's a sack If my shuddy had tookies voice, he'd be the biggest star on the internet Like trash So I comment on it and that Carl gets old mad. What are you doing commenting on a clip? That's your whole show you hack. And I did you a fucking favor. You know, you know, I know he's lying. He keeps repeating it over and over again.

Like you said, this is what gaslighting is. He goes, all I did was comment on a video that I saw. That's what you do. That's not all you did. You know that for a fact, everyone on the show except for Mike Michelle, he's out of it knows that. I mean, obviously Bob knows that and him knows that. This is some zoom out level shit.

I'm not in your show like Don Kigsdial. You fucking hack. And then like I predicted, it would be all, they started playing guitar together. They pulled out guitars and they're playing, I remember Richard Nixon and fucking David Frost, didn't they play harmonica together you fucking hacks and Someone pointed this out to me, which is very true KB always comes in hot on his own show He's pissed at Bob Levy or whatever it is. He comes in hot, but then the show everything's calm down So I was trying to do something with John where we hashed things out

We have the debate and then I said okay where we hash things out, we have the debate, and then I said, okay, let's find some common ground. And actually what Kevin obviously doesn't understand is that I was goofing on John for writing the shittiest song I've ever heard in my life. A child would come up with this. He's trying to goof on Patrick Melton, who's over 300 pounds. And KB, this is why I pulled out the guitar

was to goof on John for coming up with this fucking song. I'd come up with this fucking song. And come up with original ideas all the time. I write songs all the time. And I love the setup too. He's talking about how the do's payer doesn't do anything original. This guy does all sorts of original things like strum a C chord into a G chord and then miss the D by a mile. What you need to fucking

It sounds that guy was playing half for teachers the greatest guitarist of the world. Oh, yeah, compared to what I just heard He's missing all those chords. Okay. This is an Atlantic records recording artist correct I don't know if you know this, but he wants open for Ted Nuget Wow, I bet after the concert Ted's hey, show me that lick again, John. Yeah. How do you do that? See to a what? Oh, I should point out too, because John still was claiming he's a better guitarist than I am, which is absurd after watching this especially. So I went ahead and asked him a very simple question.

Anyone who played guitar as long as he has one of the four notes in a G major 7. John stared at his front board, started fingering a G G7 which is a different chord than what I asked him and then tried to figure out like ah G Like way up that that's what about yeah, uh D Correct seven What is it seven it would be and then he said after I go on that's wrong. It's it's enough sharp but Oh

Fucking joke that's not the point right god damn it. Why are we talking about that again? It's enough sharp, but it's a fucking joke. That's not the point. Right. God damn it. Why are we talking about that again? The point is, look at how bad this is KB. Yeah, let's get back to one of his original ideas. Do you see why I brought my guitar down here

and pulled it out was to goof on this. Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty. And aside from the guitar playing, that melody, that's like someone you would sing to a dog around a townhouse because you're bored. But he's geniusously rhyming fatty with patty. No, that part's amazing, you're right. That's the part that's amazing but BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB I'm like, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, I'm the mama, because he's like, you know what? I want to do that again. That was so good. Let me grab my guitar and do that again. On core.

Paddy, paddy, paddy, paddy, paddy, paddy, paddy, paddy. Why are you such a fat fuck? What was that last chord? I think I proved my point. Yeah, you certainly did. Dude, pay a... I have a little acoustic guitar here, and I can come up with something like that.

You could have a lily. Is that insane? He's taking a victory lap after singing fatty patty and hitting the guitar is not tuned. He's not playing the chords correctly. Yeah. And he's taking a victory lap after that. Meanwhile, if Julie's actually watching this, he's in danger of dying of laughter. Yes.

Now, after we just saw him walk through this twice, 10 minutes later, he goes, wait, what was that song I was just singing? He's gonna record this, gonna be on this new album I think. I forgot the lyrics. Oh, fatty, fatty. Oh, I got to remember that while I was playing it. Because that's, I like that, fatty, fatty. Mm-hmm. He goes, we're watching the process. He goes, oh my gosh, that was an amazing song.

It just came up with. I got to try to remember that. Oh, I can watch back and relearn the song that way. I wonder if he did go back and went, oh Jesus. I thought that was good. The fuck was I thinking? Don't forget the line, why do you eat so fucking much? Yeah. That was good. That's really funny stuff. He's amazing

It's fantastic. Well who are you guys to speak? You don't even have words on your songs? God is there. It's not that easy. Damn it, Tookie You got me again. The thing about not having a singer or words is that you have to play Guitarlex the whole fucking time because that's the only thing that's going on. No, okay. Point that out. Okay, so I didn't know. Tuky does that, no. No, because KB told John not to go on the show and John Bosch me and said he wasn't going to go on the show,

I start sending out links to the video to Shuley and Bob who I talked to that morning about it. I sent a link to Cardiff. I think I sent a link to Tuky because of that when John left the stream to go watch the Yankees game, those guys popped up to talk about it. And let's see what Karen's take is on that. And then as soon as the interviews over, all this boyfriends show up and they're like, Shule and and and and Cardiff to like, they're like, hey, hey, hey, Carl, you were great, you played guitar way better than John, you won that round. The way you were strumming, that was incredible,

you had a winner, Carl. Like what did you do? And that Carl's not gonna be on my show anymore. What will I do? What will I ever do? Well, you can get Mike Buschetti, so that's cool. You should be fine. He sounds very upset right now, doesn't he?

He seems a little bit upset about this. Karen is making up this new narrative that he helped the show, and then John came on and we played acoustic guitarist together, and then Shuley and Cardiff came on and said, I'm the best guitarist. None of this happened, obviously. Mm-hmm. And all I said on the BS show,

because Bob goes, you want to come on MLC today? This was on Thursday after he tried to save time to show. I go, no, I'm good. I don't think I need to go on that show. That's all I said. And now KB is sitting there going, well, I don't need Carl, I can get Mike Boshetti and Jim Stancell, I'm good.

All right, if you say so, let's get Mike Boshetti's take out all of this. He's obviously paying attention of following along with us Can't wait to see what he thinks Now the Kevin chicken cord on blue. I remember we were eating chicken That's what you told from our home fucking thing chicken cord on blue I'm blown. Shake it right on blow. You have lost your day to get the last one, would it? Shake it and call it on blow, Mike.

The only thing Mike heard was the food that Kevin was eating while he was watching the video. The stats listening. The only thing he heard was food. He's just like, let's get back to talking about food, Kaby. That's what he was trying to interrupt him for. Yes, remember? Yeah. He was, he was like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're going blue. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the nothing end of this episode. He asked Kevin if he could leave early because he wanted to go eat dinner.

Yes. Yes. So Kaby, I'm not saying anything to me on your show, but you might need better guests than a guy who just, he accepts all cookies, focuses in on chicken, corn, on blue, everything that's going on. And now Karen is going to start calling me a piazza. Oh boy. Now, now I'm the piazza. Working right. Piazza. Jala's right in the first place. Carl is a little bit, you know, Carl came in so mad yesterday on my show. He wasn't even slurping beer.

That's how he knew he was mad. No sips for Carl. Call it a step at the time. No sips for Carl. No sips for Carl. That's how mad he was. He's like, I'm not even going to take a time to slurp on my, my, my, my brew.

Sick burn. We're until he hears what color your pool table is. Don't tell him. He also don't have any kids. So, signs. Point two. Piazza! Here's more, here's more lying.

And this shows that Kevin knows he's lying because he just keeps repeating the same lies over and over again. Adam, what's Carl's show? Who are these pods? Now, but what does he do on his show? Well, he watches other people's podcasts and he breaks them down. And he makes...

And he makes... And he makes... Right, and he comments on him, right? Yeah, 100% is very transformative. And that's what I did with his clip yesterday. I watch it and then I comment on it on my show. That's basically Carl's fucking formula for success. People are mad at me and then John came on and then John came on and then Carl came on and they got a lot of publicity from it and then

everything worked out but everything then Carl's selecting like he's mad. Carl, Carl, I was saying to like we can play guitar together. We're working out. We can't work it out. We can't work it out This again, Zuma style yeah, he spent a little too much time with Zuma because because of me I was Yeah, right for the show right I still those credit cards people would watch miss you those company That's why I stole the credit card. That's why I got to do a fight at the bar. I lie about the fight Yeah, I'm gonna try to help you out K. B's like I told John to take more of your money to have to do the show Cuz I'll try to help you out Carl. Yeah, you're welcome Carl. Yeah, I know you're mad at me and this line

He's not gonna work because it just happened yesterday. Yeah, it's just I can't believe he's gonna wait with this I'm watching this everyone in the chat just like fkB. What's he talking about? He wasn't just commenting on a clip. He's just fucking lying. And he didn't know Tookie's starting to believe. Maybe you did this to yourself, Carl. Oh, he has like two or three shows that did. Yeah, but that's his whole thing. He watches clips. And that's what I did. I watched a clip of his show. I commented. That's exactly what his show is. Except we didn't play the clip here. I just, I just went from memory. Okay. So he's just repeating this over and over and over again. Mm-hmm. Because that's how he's going to get the narrative built that he is an asshole and didn't

try to ruin the show and didn't try to take money out of my pocket. No, none of those things. He was just doing what I do, just commenting on a clip. No, notice how he never is bringing up how he literally, literally, like you can say the word literally, told John not to do your show and hold out for more money after you already had a negotiation. Right, and to listen, Bob Levy, you know,

he doesn't have to stick up for me, but he could have said at one point, that's not true, KB. Right. You told John not to do the show, me, but he could have said at one point, that's not true, KB. Right. You told John not to do the challenge. Actually, I think he did say it. I was gonna say he was muttering something, but someone was a bit louder than him.

That's true. And so KB strategy here is just to keep yelling the same lie over and over again, at least at your dana and just bring up all these non-secretors that have nothing to do with anything. And he's also trying to really push this guitar narrative that this show that I did was stuttering John, where we were screaming at each other at certain points, was just a kumbaya around the campfire.

Using me, John came on, then Carl came on pretending to be mad, not sipping and beer, that's how he knew he was mad. And then all of a sudden, they get all this publicity for their fucking six o'clock show, where they're strumming guitars like Simon and Garfunkel. But it almost didn't happen. I mean, John was looking for any way to back. Thank you, Bob. Thank you. I appreciate you being there and saying that because Karen just pretending that this is all work and that he helped us out. We always planned this all along. His nonsense. Anyway, to back out. No, he was.

And he just wanted. He wanted money. He wanted my, he was, he made, he already made the deal with call. What? So it was a deal. You can. He's a shit deal. And how did he know?

How did he know he wasn't getting played like when Chad and you guys were all playing a car. I mean, John on that, a fateful Friday afternoon. It wasn't a shit deal. Or I'll say this. John left the show. I did another hour because I didn't read through all the super chats. Cardiff was with me, Shuley and Bob were out there.

And super chats continued to come in, and I still split all of the money with John. In fact, he got more than 50% of the money that I made from that show. And we did it on my channel because I have more subs, and we got a lot of eyeballs on it. It's behind a paywall and already has 14,000 views. So this was not a shit deal. This was a good deal John can't make that much money on his own. I helped him out. It was a shit deal to Kevin But it seemed to be okay for John right and then Kevin Kevin just I believe that Kevin started it as a joke But John being the P brain that he is Started to realize oh, maybe Kevin's right. And Kevin saw, oh, shit, I got a real dummy on the line. Let me

just see how far I can take this. I'm pissed off that I paid 3000. Let me see if I can get Carl to pay 3000. I'm 100% with YouTube. You're not too key Carl. Thank you, too, key. Let me just play this, this last clip here, because there's some misconceptions and people are claiming things that are just not true at all. And so I need to clear this out. Not sure what fuck KB is about, but nothing longer than Carl claiming channel strikes are acts of violence. What a piazza. Yeah, Carl has a lot of weight. Look, if you're making a living off of this, it is pretty fucked up to do. It really is to get someone's channel taken down. I don't believe in that shit. Who's taking channels down? John was trying to take his channel down. He already got, he was trying to get at least two strikes on or he

did. He was using, he was using his content. Also, you can do that. You're allowed to do. Okay, so you're allowed to strike a guy's channel. It's a free country. I know, but it's not. It's not. That was it.

Somebody's whole network is basically going after you when he's and Carl's talking about John's kids and his family. Not true. This is the thing that I'm pissed off at John. When he tried to get my Patreon taken down, this is where I make most of my income. This is how I feed myself. When he tried to get my Patreon taken down, it wasn't for copy.

Well, it was for copyright strikes one of the times. But the other time was because people are using gamer words and discord. And we had at the top tier a connection between discord and patreon. So john, looking through the terms of service or someone probably tipped them off to this, wrote into patreon and said, this guy is breaking the terms of service. There's gamer words on his discord that connects to patreon. Now kb probably doesn't fucking know this, but a lot of people have lost their patreon. People who are making a lot more money than I make on patreon, got to take it down for things that happened outside of Patreon.

Because Patreon has had to start censoring things. There are certain words people use that get them canceled out of life. I don't use them, KB does, because I've seen those clips floating around. I don't use those words. Some Randow, maybe it was Tabbert, but I don't know, some Randow in our discord server

is using these words, and then John is using that to try to get my Patreon taken down. Do you understand that there's been copyright strikes and trying to have someone's income taken away from them? Because a discord server that did not set up has people in there using words that they don't like or pretending they don't like? That was another thing I talked to John about.

Fucking grow up. Jesus Christ. You think if I, if I police my discord, is that end racism? What if I delete my discord? Is racism over good? Maybe I should do that then. End racism.

It's worth a shot. No, toki. Oh, the pizza. The pizza. The caustic. Oh, it's not worth a shot stupid since I can add racism No, they don't Sticks and storks dude, right you fucking idiots. You don't fucking stupid puppet. You dumb piece of shit puppet

You fucking idiots words don't hurt Why you crying? Because you're worth hurt me This This tough is really a pain in my ass right now. I'm not running a fucking daycare center. Alright, so this whole week with Karen, I'm shocked. This was his behavior. And frankly, I don't know. Also from a guy who keeps talking about the mic cult a cell phone incident. Yeah. Like Julie didn't do enough. Like Julie was supposed to jump across the table and go, my cult, oh no, what are you doing? This is insane.

Right? He brings it up all the time. But this was no big deal. This was just a joke. Yeah, thank you, Tookie. That's actually a very good point. You're welcome. You like me again? Yeah, Tookie, I wasn't actually mad at you. Yeah! thank you, Tuky. That's actually a very good point. You're welcome. You like me again? Yeah, Tuky wasn't actually mad at you. Yeah. That was a, that was a bit. But that's a very good point because KB likes to hold on to these things that he still mad at Shuly because a guy who isn't Shuly gave out his phone number, which really Chad's fought, if you ask me, because Chad was the one who reached out to Michael to be for that and even planted the seed of of KB. So he gets all upset about that but then he tries to ruin my show a show that had more live viewers than anything else I've ever done. He tried to ruin that and he's sitting there going oh I did was coming out

of clip. I'm just commenting on clips. I was doing what I do a Carl Daz. I was just commenting on clips. I'm just doing what I do what Carl does. I was just commenting on clips. Carl's a fucking idiot. I'm so glad you picked up on the fact that I wanted you to do an impression right there. Dude, you, too. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, hypocrisy police. That's some good moves. That's good. I'm glad. All right. Apparently I didn't pay John enough money to do this shot. Yeah. She bastard. Here's John bitching about the money. Kevin was right. Right. A new show coming your way. But can I address Carla just for a second? Now, Kevin Brandon was right. I'm not saying that Carl ripped me off. I'm not. I don't think he would do that. As much

as he trolls me, I don't think he would do that. Don't forget the name of the show was Skull versus the troll. What does that say? Now, Kevin said I should take a grand 750. Then he went to 550. I don't think he'll rip me off. I mean, the name of the show is Skull versus the troll. Okay. Go. Show off. off well as of now Now they went $300 super chats coming in not true as of now take a guess how much I got paid from Carl Take a guess 300 that's find now. Boom. Take a guess. How much I got paid?

Yes, we know. $350. What? That's it. For one hour of a stop. $560. Chad Zumaq paid me more. Yeah, he's an idiot.

Dummy. And that's how much I get from the King of the Davilverse Well, I'm probably the king The Queen of the Davil there. No, that's Chrissy. May I? I mean I can't call him the jester because he's not funny. Although it was funny that he only paid me five six. Yeah, I got a guy email me.

John, I sat and counted. 3,800 he made. Talk. Now, Brad, it's said that there's no way. So I don't know where we are here. But he at least made two G's. Go back and look at it. Yeah, I think I should have got more than

five sixty. You have the evidence based on what is a good question. I mean, it was definitely more than two thousand dollars. Okay. If you say so, I think. Yeah. What do you think, Bob? I think though. Thank you. You're welcome. That fucking crack. I can. I've never said you're welcome. So it's true I'd never said you're welcome. So it's true. Okay. Let me break down what happened because we did the show. And then after it was done, I was quite exhausted. Thank you for the support, though. That was awesome.

Lots of super chats. We run, we run through all the super chats. And then my wife and I went out for dinner and exhausted counting all your money. Yeah. And as I'm sitting at dinner, I get a text from John with a dollar sign. That was the entire message. A dollar sign. Now, Tuky, I think you probably know about this. The way that YouTube works is you get the money you make the next month on the 21st. John needed the money immediately. Now, that's fine. I don't mind fronting him the money before I get it.

It's not a problem. So as soon as I got home, I looked through real quick, made quick calculation of my hat, how much money I thought we made, and gave him what I thought 50% of it was, which was $560. I venmode him that night. So same day, I go, once I have the final accounting,

I'll let you know, and we'll settle and we'll get this figured out. The next day, YouTube still had not calculated it. So I go in there and it says still calculating. So I took a screenshot of that. Son of the John and said, listen, I'm not holding on. I'm just waiting for the account to come in. So then the next day, I get this message from John. And he says, this is what he was alluding to in that video. He says, this guy counted for me. This is all caps. He took in $3,800. He had a few super chats of 300. So 3,800 less 30% equals 2660. You should have got at least $1300. Next time

do a Brennan said get paid lump sum up front. Brennan is good, has not said shit about you. Watch out for Alex, he has a troll. Just taking advantage of you, trying to buy his way in, be careful with him. John sent me that entire note for some reason. That is, I don't know why he sent all of it. So I wrote back to him, precisely what you said, because I took the video, I edited the video, put in better audio than what was played live,

and I sent it to John, I said, if you wanna put this up on your Patreon here it is the final video unaddeded but I improved the sound quality so I wrote back to John and go John You have the video if you want go through and and look at it all because it turns out that we actually after YouTube got their cut and apple and whatever else We actually I paid him more than 50% and it's how it all worked out. Now, whoa! To John's credit, he did believe me.

Thankfully, and he even said, and I was like shocked by this. Do you need me to Venmo you the difference? And I went, John, we're good buddy. You had the right John, right? Stuttering John Melundis. Okay, it're good buddy. You had the right John, right? Stuttering John Melendus. Huh. Okay. It wasn't Juan.

That's for sure. It wasn't Elmer Reble. A man can change. It was really impressive. So anyway, I appreciate that. And so I think we're all settled and squared away now. But God damn, just constantly getting accused of ripping people off and trying to cheat people and shit.

It's just not in my Nate. I don't want to sound like John, but it's just not cheat people and shit. It's just not in my Nate. I don't want to sound like John, but it's just not how I do business. It's not how I do business. It doesn't make any fucking sense to live your life that way. I would like to hear you try and tell a lie. I don't think you would be very good at it. All right. This is John being hilarious right here.

He's freaking good. You are good. Whoa. How's the line? How the fucking dumb are you? He's talking about Chad Zuma. So Chad, when John's computer was broken, Chad made a hypocrisy police episode and he used John's opening and he had John's logo.

And so John went, strike. And so Chad couldn't use his channel for a little while. And this is John explaining the chance and idea. How fucking dumb are you? So he decides, it gets worse. He also uses my logo, and he also misinformed that's three strikes. Look at those fucking fingernails.

That's why I clipped at this. Look at that. Wow. And I'm just thinking Chad could do all that. That's impressive. I've prepared to watch John still can't fucking do it. That's a good point. After watching you versus John.

Yeah. John can't do anything. Can't put anything up on his screen. Oh, so he wanted to present things. Yeah. We should actually talk about it a little bit, talk about what happened on that show because there was a lot of interesting moments, especially when I asked him, this was the most amazing part to me, when I asked if he had any regrets. Oh, he got

I go, is there anything you would have done differently? I did not see this coming. I did not see this one coming. He wanted to play football in high school, but he was late for puberty and he didn't want the boys to see his small, perilous weener in the locker room. I can't believe that. His popcorn shrimp. I can't fucking believe that was his one thing that he regrets it alive as he didn't play football and I was not ready for that. I was like, what? So what position would you play if you're pretty best at high school? It's a football team, right?

That's not the least of your problems that you don't have any hair on your dick. Like how about getting smashed on the first play you run? I don't know, how many times can be a cheerleader or a line judge? I don't know what he thought he was gonna do. He'll show the world his fingernails. He'll talk about hemorrhoids. Yep. He'll get turned down by girls who can smell him Yes, and this is his biggest regret. He Revisiting things. I was doing some research for this. He literally wouldn't go to the movies with his daughter who said Let's go see a movie dad and he said no, I stink like shit. I have in shower and all day

And there's jumping the shower. And there's no way to go to the movie with your daughter. Yeah, no way to remedy it. And he's the one telling this story, not his daughter. He's the one telling this story. Like, Jesus Christ. He wants a Rudy moment. He wanted a Rudy moment.

He wants to be carried off the field and everyone chanting his name. John, John, John. He regrets he never got that. You're right. He thinks he would have been a star. You know what my biggest regret is, I was never an NHL superstar.

I can't believe I didn't do that. What was I thinking? Me too. I should have tried. I know. Damn it. Such an idiot. Anyway, I just can't believe that his fingernails

are that disgusting. And he loves holding them up Talk about OCD talk about OCD if I had shit underneath my fingers like that. Oh I don't know how he's how he's able to do that. It's pretty impressive. What were we talking about gross and dumb? Anyway, there was a lot of interesting moments in our back and forth. I did have to mute them once or twice because he just kept yelling the same thing over and over again, which was a bit frustrating. And that's the way he argues that when he knows he's losing a point, oh God, that was that was also really funny.

So I might brought up, I was calling him out for being a hypocrite and I brought up the socket counts and how we called out Howard Stern for telling his staff to make socket counts and get he had soccer counts and for some reason in John's mind that was completely different. So I eventually, because he called me out for something like, okay, let's say it's one to one, he goes, this is one to one, he wanted to give you one. Well, you finally cornered him on the soccer count thing and he's like, oh, yeah, well, that was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. I could not recall. Yeah, he wasn't sure that was 22 because I brought up Yankee fan maple leaf fan Don bow my wife's name all these different socket counts that he had and I list them all I go Or those are your sock accounts. He's a guy. I don't remember and then later on I go

Clayburn Carl's that one year side counts to go. No, okay, so you remember that Remember the separate car was not one of them. Okay, that's good. That's good to know. Oh, that was the thing that I was gonna talk about when you brought that up. You really want to present things for me. You wanted to show me screenshots and things like that. She was asking me beforehand how to do that.

I said, why, there's a little present button. Hit that, I'll pop it up on the screen. You know, I'm happy to go back and forth with you. Every time he pops up and up, I couldn't read it. I didn't know what he was showing me. He showed me the same screen like three times and made four different points. I don't know where you're proving here, I couldn't read it. I didn't know what he was showing me. He showed me the same screen like three times and made four different points. I don't know where you're proving here.

I don't understand that. But maybe someone else can go back and watch and tell you what happened because it's his unique teaching style, I bet. Yes, I think you're right. So again, talking about the screenshots. John has the screenshots. Unlike what Carla is trying to tell you,

I am not somebody that wants to cancel anybody. The only reason I was trying with Carla, not to mention because he was trashing my children, but also, and even promoting it. I have the screenshots, Carla. I hope you still want to do the show tomorrow or have you chickened out. I should mention,

this is the Tuesday show that we're playing clips of. And so, John says, oh, I have the screenshots. Now, he's lying. He tried to get my Patreon taken down because there were game awards on my Discord. That was the reason he gave Patreon. So he's either lying to me or he's lying to Patron or something. But he says it because I'm trashy as kids. I'll clarify it one more time. Saying while those kids

sound like losers is not trashing your kids. I don't pay attention to who they are, what they do. I don't know their names. Of course, I know Willie now because she had the article that we read. So I know that you're right, John. I do know one of the kids names. I don't know. I don't know the one that transitioned. I don't even know what they transitioned to and from. I don't know any of that.

She don't care. I don't care about any of that stuff. And John just holds on to that I was trashin' his kids. I wrote in the description of the very first easy for you to say review that. Oh, and we spend a lot of time trashin'ashing John's kids I can't believe how fun this is. Yeah, yeah, it's more fun than you think. Which is more fun than you think, which was a troll. That was me trolling John, specifically,

and he fell for it, hooklided saker. Don't they're trying to make kids? He's probably seeing him running right here. That's the joke, idiots. Fucking more. We should trash his kids now. I've heard even a cute thing. I was gonna say double jeopardy John

You do not want this guy trash your kids It's like it's like double jeopardy where it's like well, I've already been accused of it and convicted so KB saying I did it Uh, here we go. I'm saying I can't we want to start with god damn it. I might as well at this point Yeah, let the punishment fit the crime. I'm actually gonna trash carniv's kids too Not the little too much everybody's fucking kids are out here Cardiff those fucking kids of yours Sorry to pay attention All right, so John's mad at me again. This is back on Tuesday.

John's mad at me because in a private text conversation, the Tuky is a part of Tuky you're there. Yeah, yes. That was my favorite part of the interview when you went B. Dabler and then the look on John's face anyway. Who was that? Who was that? You're doing it again. That was great.

Yeah. Now, why would John do this on the Tuesday show, bring up every single point that he's gonna bring up? I mean, I kind of did. I'd surely show that morning, so I don't know. Okay. What are you gonna do? So, I was in a private text thread where that attorney guy said something about, because

it was already out there. This is a thing. Modern Jay had already scooped where John moved to, the town that he moved to in Florida. And I saw on our sub-reddit, somebody goes, holy shit, these guys are neighbors. They didn't give out the address or anything, but people had already pieced this together.

This is public information when you buy a home, and it's a real estate transaction. It is made public. John thinks you have to have, you have to be a real tour to get this information or an attorney not true. There's a website you can go to, type in names, see where people live.

Yeah, the people in Reddit were not doxing you. They weren't. They just like, they're like holy shit. Yeah. So the attorney guy asked me about that, because he knew, and I went, yeah, can you fucking believe it? Or were neighbors?

What are the, what are the chances of that? It's insane. It really is crazy. It really is. And of course, this attorney guy who needs a lot of attention all the fucking time decided to take that screenshot put on the internet. We've talked about this many times. So now John claims that because of that, that's why Chad Zumak knows where John lives.

And now he's blaming me for things that he thinks that Chad Zumak is going to do. And I just want to remind everyone that what Chad did was tweet. This is John's reaction to a tweet. And what happens? I have to call the Tampa police. I have to file a police department, Carla, and get them to drive by my place every half hour because of your negligence and your lack of integrity. Look as your stupidity. Yeah. He doesn't know what hypocrisy means.. Yeah, he doesn't know what hypocrisy means. He also doesn't know what half to means. Very good point.

So it's not chance fault who made this threat. It's not the attorney's fault for posting it. So when his house gets vandalized and burned to the ground, it's my fault because I texted a friend of mine that I thought I could give him some personal information about myself. Okay, that makes sense. Also, I'm sorry, we have Karen Melendez here. Stuttering Karen Melendez is calling the police department. This is literally out of a self-park episode. Calling the police and saying, there's a tweet, there's a hashtag of the tweet. I need a patrol car.

I have my house every hour. It sounds like you're not taking this seriously. Let me talk to your manager. A man named Scott the engineer called the police because the receiver on his phone was taped down. Right. I'm being harassed. I'm being harassed at work. They're tying a string to a dollar bill

and laughing at me. This is the level that John is at. And he loves to threaten other people as I've pointed out many times John said that a biker gang was gonna make my life interesting in my new place in Florida and I go well John That's threatening you're threatening me with that. I was joking. No, they were gonna come over and do interesting things To your butt Is that what biker gangs do now?

Fuck your butt. No, wait, no, they do not no Biker bangs are cool to keep likes biker gangs actually don't come after me. I think I know Who's gonna do what to people's butts? No to self dumb trust Carla? Mm-hmm because car will fuck you right this it's sometimes mouth alright he's a friend this is really funny john's trying to explain that I can't be threatened by him because he doesn't have a criminal record, you know, obviously Chad Zumak does, but John wants to take credit for this.

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That's whatever. It's a good question for an alien. They don't come out in the wash. I've already played for you during the Karen Brunn and segment. John playing his fatty patty song, which we all agreed was brilliant. The melody was great. The guitar playing was fantastic. The jokes.

Oh my God. The jokes. The intro, the outro. No, I went fatty. Patty. Yes. I guess that wasn't that. I can ready. No, did it. Yes. I guess that wasn't that cut. I can't remember that. I can't remember now here.

I don't have to go back and watch the tape, I guess. But he's also got a song for Bob Levy. This guy's just so clever. It's really incredibly can pull this stuff off. KB. KB. Don't be afraid get rid of leavey he ain't your friend and he's doing it for the only cash only cast. What? He can crew on your coatels. Hockey hockey hockey hockey.

Hockey hockey. This is something ironic about this? Is there some irony going on right now? I'm trying to figure this out. What's happening right here? Did he say Cruton your coattails? Yeah, something about that. The only cash you could accrue on your coattails.

Good lyrics. Pretty funny jokes are there. These are like the same, this is the same thing Jake Hudson does on his streams. Where he just makes up songs and sings. It's terrible. Pretty funny jokes are there. These are like the same. This is the same thing Jay Cudson does on his streams Where he just makes up songs and sings. It's terrible. I'm starting to think there might be some comparison. I'm starting to think you're right about that. Mm-hmm. Jay Cudson's probably a little more talented, but I know it's showing up. Oh, absolutely. But no, according to John He has never been sharper and It'll tell you why that is. Uh,

You think clonopin is running your brain? No, not at all. I had that's a clonopin sharper. Yes. She got a new job. I play all the video. Yeah, in that video games. I do world friends. I do world. I do fucking trivia crack. I'm always keeping my brain active.

And hydrated. Holy shit. He thinks playing words with friends makes him smart. This is the guy who's teaching children at school. Did you know there's more than one way to spell two? Don't get me started out there. Holy shit. I'm going to be a little bit more.

I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. This is the guy who's teaching children at school. Did you know there's more than one way to spell two? Don't get me started out there. Oh shit. I can't believe he just bragged about playing word on it. I'm embarrassed for him since he's incapable of it. Yes. You guys just stinkin' word on it. That's the problem.

I fucking rock. It's amazing. Well, they're going to live a long time. Staying hydrated too. All right. So now he's going to start talking about Anthony Kumiya and he's going to expose Anthony Kumiya. Watch out. Oh, I'll be on TV August 15 to expose Anthony Komey of the being Lee fucking Transform a piece of shit. It'll be on Hulu and vice Yep

Hulu and vice just another one of my TV credits Now I think what he's talking about here. There's this series. I haven't watched it yet But there's a series about the radio wars of the 90s and 2000s but there's a series about the radio wars of the 90s and 2000s, too. You'll look like you know what what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's, I think it's by the same guys who did the dark side, the ring thing, but it's like dark side of the 2000s. Okay. And one of the episodes, yes, is about the radio wars. Okay. So I think what John is saying is that he's going to be brought in as one of these talking head guys that they go to to recount the times he was on the Stern show and they were battling with open Anthony and his big reveal is

That Anthony's transphobic because Anthony was goofing on John's kid. I doubt that's gonna make the air No, that's a more recent thing that's going on something to do with you working for Howard Stern and him being an open Anthony But John's convinced that they're going to use that. We'll see. Maybe they will. I don't know. And then make sure you get in there that he was part of a scheme where they didn't give out posters at a live show.

Yeah. People should know that. Oh my gosh. I watched the Jackie Martling doc and John's in that too. And John just always makes it about himself. Everything he says is just making it about John opus in it for maybe three seconds. Always not interested in any single way. And he's in quite a bit, but I like Jackie Marley, but it's such a self-serving doc.

It's just all about how amazing he is. Like, okay. Yeah, there was nothing new in it. You know, it was just. He had to get that documented in out there. So And then at the end, at the end, he's like, and we tried to get Robin and Howard and Fred. They all said, no, it's a guy. I wonder why. Shocking. That's always great to have in your dog. Yeah. Right. All the people I worked for all those years, they don't want to talk.

Trying to get the weekend. But John Melinda said, yes, he had nothing on the calendar. He was able to do it somehow. And Grillo and Gansi also said, yes, but we cut them out. All right. So now we're here. My fatty Patty song now. Oh, please.

Yeah. Go ahead. Let's say, okay. Hold on. I thought you got to have it ready. If you're going to, I know you're bringing me on. We got to communicate, Carl. I know. Well, I didn't know if your value is going to be up. I don't know if you're gonna I know you're bringing me on we got a communicate car I know well, I didn't know if your volume's gonna be up. I don't know if you saw cringe of the week today

That's it Why are you so fat? Okay, that's it all right, you've got some weird noise cancellation thing going on or something. I think I don't know I think it's on the stream yard. Yeah, I think so too. All right, so we're talking to Anthony and the thing that John's really good at is Name calling and I think that's because he was doing that political show for so long. He got really good at calling people names because that's always a good argument If you're gonna talk about how you don't like somebody, this is work on his face right now. It's disturbing. I'm sorry. I just like don't write.

I'm like, oh, it's a ghoulish. Oh, man. He looks like you just pulled out a big lot of bills. Out of your pockets. He's like, whoa, you got some of that for me. He looks like someone just dropped a quarter in his coffee. Something more of a cartoon villain from the 80s. All right, sorry.

This is Ziya. This is Gargabel, name calling 101 right here. I would never ever lower myself to do a show with somebody that I know is a staunch homophobic, racist, transphobic, anti-semad. Like that takes card out. Pocky. I would never ever do it. Now yes was I on a show in the past? Yes, but I didn't know that. Okay. Now if I were to tell Anthony that John called him a homophob, a racist, a transfold, an anti-Semite. I think Anthony's response would be anti-Semite. Yes. That's what I was thinking. I know. I can't speak for him, but I'm just guessing. This is the laziest thing you can do, is just be like, oh, that guy's a transphole,

but a homophobic, no, he just thinks you're a shitty father. I don't think he has anything against trans people. He was just calling you out specifically. For example, I don't like Cardiff. That doesn't make me a homophob. I don't hate all gay guys. I just don't like Cardiff. Do you see how that works?

Yeah, okay. I'm not a fan of where this is going. So John is gonna explain what his role is in the dabble verse. In case you didn't already know. I've been trained. Let's just face it people, I'm the goat. I'm the one that they go to dabble con to celebrate. I'm the one that they go to double con to celebrate I'm the one they go to the dabble verse to celebrate. Yeah, we speak

I've a goat's chin all lowercase I'm the one who smells like a born animal. I'm the goat. Yeah, people. He goes, they go to the devil, the devil cod to celebrate him. We laughed as drool fell out of your mouth. The entire place went nuts. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know, eight hours. Yeah, we got, yeah. And it never got old.

It never got on. It got better and better. Yeah. And then we sacrifice trans children and drinks of blood. Tookie all in your name. Tookie. That's how the deal happens at dabble car stays at dabble car from golden goblets. All right. I guess I wasn't there for that. That must have been the same time the people were pissing on people's clothes

and hotel rooms and yeah. See the puppet emitted it. See the lunch and it. Why does Fnatican's work out there? I think the puppet's voice is changing. Now he's trying to do a stuttering job. I say, Tuky, Tuky doing stuttering job.

I say okay, I understand now. When Tuky does Kevin Brunner, it's not Tuky doing Kevin Brunner. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I understand now. We're Tuky does Kevin Brennan. It's not Tuky doing Kevin Brennan. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm sure it's it. Oh, by the way, did you not like the sponsorship drop for the Kevin Brennan segment I sent you? Oh shit.

I don't know, when did you send that to me? No, he didn't like it. Oh, okay. All right, I'll look forward to it a minute. I'm sorry, I forgot you sent me over some things. My apologies on that. The potato has been on the fuck Kevin Brennan thing for a long time here. He's the one who got the champ going at Potstown. He's ahead of his time. Oh, some interesting clips have been surfacing on Twitter since the FKB movement started. Oh, yeah, all that. Brand wearing the inward. I want to if John will still go on Kevin

Brennan's show now. That's a good point. That's a good question. I don't think we should cancel Kevin Brennan. But now, John, I don't think so. Continue to go on that show. I can't believe it took this long for those videos of the surface. Yeah, I mean, it's something about being on compound media. I don't know. I don't know what it is. But there's a lot of guys on that network who screaming that word for some reason go figure. Now, we know that John wanted to set up a boxing match, not just with him and Shule, but with him, Shule,

Bob Levy and Mike Morris. He was going to fight all three opponents. It was going to go six rounds, two minute rounds, two minutes in between each round. Yeah, and I'll figure it out. The UFC style gloves, smaller gloves, and he was going to go, whatever order they wanted to bring them in, but it would go like two rounds with one guy and then two rounds in the next guy, and he was going to beat him all up. Yeah. Probably they'd be taken out out of the ring on someone's shoulders with that one cheering. You know, it's Rudy moment. It would be his Rudy moment. He was all excited about it.

So somebody says, well, what are you afraid of Chad? Why won't you box Chad Zumak? Thanks from two bucks. I noticed you didn't challenge Chad the box afraid. Chad, I'd box you any day of the week in the ring any time. Is that cool? Couple dumb things about that. First off, after he challenged those guys to a boxing match, he said,

you guys are going to get back to me soon, because I'm going to start trading for this thing if we're going to do it. Instead of just be like, maybe I should get the good shape. Anyway, he goes, if we are going to box, you got to give me a few months to get the shape. And now we say he can on Chad, any day of the week. Also, that's a bad idea. Like a Tuesday morning, you're not gonna get as much attendance there. Yeah, I would go for like a Friday or a Saturday, if I was doing this.

It's hooked to your agent. Yeah, not any day of the week doesn't even make sense. Any time. Yeah, that's stupid. It's three in the morning. Yeah, do it the time when people will be there. A job. After work's over.

Totally. So I'm trying to say, one thing I know about poor people is they have old shitty phones. Poor people hate buy a new phone. Fones are expensive. Their old phone still works kind of so they don't see a need for it. Poor people don't buy a new car until their car breaks down. They don't buy a new phone until they absolutely have to buy a new phone. And, uh, but John has a John, I just did it. I just did the thing that he says I do. John is an excuse for this.

John! John! Stuck John is a very good excuse for why he has the oldest phone, probably still in circulation today. I haven't, I have an iPhone 6 SE. That wasn't a good phone when it came out. And I have a 6 SE. That was a stopgap for Apple. Oh, god damn, all right. Let's find out why that is. Let's get the excuse here.

Oh, I thought a millionaire like you should be able to afford something. Yeah. And yeah, troll hunter and cold gate like, yeah, why are you giving them oxygen? Because, for example, Apple and it's like, it's all off every day and every night.

Okay. Every day they have a new way to plug it in. Every apple device has new charges that you got to get. It's a scam. I just want to point out I'm not an Apple fan boy. I do use their stuff. It works. I like it. But iPhones have had two different chargers in 12 years. Right. It changed one time. It's changed once. Okay. Just want to point that out. And is he also brag about his stock portfolio containing Apple stock?

Oh, of course. Isn't a big, but he doesn't investor. He doesn't want to support them in any single way. He's going to explain why. I just invested in apples, actually. I like that he thought someone would try to insult him by saying, Hey, Bill, a millionaire. Why don't you have a new phone? No one thinks you're a millionaire.

Yeah, I picked up on that. Yeah, no one's even pretending that could be a possibility at this. Hey, you handsome rich man. Yeah, especially when people in castles and Rochester continue to rip him off on podcast appearances. All right, All right. All right. Junge. It's astonishing with my views. And I refuse. As long as this phone calls out, I refuse to upgrade it.

You're a hero. Because I don't want to give Apple any more of my money. You just heard him say he does not want to give Apple money. Now listen to what he says after that. This makes him sound stupid. I don't want to I don't want to I want to Macbook Pro. I own a iPhone. I own another backup Apple that I can't remember the password for

at all. It's too old to stream anyway. It used to stream. But everything's Apple. I got my son and Apple computer, got my daughter and Apple computer. I got my oldest son and Apple computer. Everything's Apple. Kind of shitting out his own point, isn't it? They fuck you every second that they can.

They got people in China, kids working for them. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Okay. He just listed it. He's bought six different devices from this company that he hates. There's child labor and suicide nets building this equipment. And I don't know, John knows this, but there are other computers and phones available for purchase. I don't know John knows this but there are other computers and phones available

for purchase. I don't know if he knows that. With only adults making them. Yes. Why don't I'm about that. I know. Me neither. Holy shit. That was just incredible. I just love that. So he's trying to spin it. I'm not poor. The reason why I have a really old shitty phone is because I don't like this company. They do nothing but support every chance I get. So why is everything else old and shitty? Yeah, what about your t-shirts? Let's go over that then.

I wanna point out that Tukki has a, I'm not speaking out of school here. Tukki has a crush on our review girl, Annie. Oh, Annie, yay! And so I sent her a note and said that you would love for her to join the show. She says, unfortunately I have work obligations. We'll be able to make it.

But she says, Tukki, well, I'm flattered. I'm willing to try anything once Wink a Wink Whoa Tukki and he's sitting in a tree Anyway, I picture us having a beautiful family together with children and the whole thing the picket fans I can't wait to meet you. Yeah All right, don't get to fuck with the cart before the horse there can't be a fucking puppet won't take for me alright I hate you let's go

be a more than a friend let's catch an alien because we haven't caught an alien in a little while we've been catching a do's payers and dabblers. We had to get back to aliens again. There we, we know that aliens exist now because the government told us. All right, maybe we don't know anything. No, I think Tommy must be shitting his pants. Oh, God. Has he done an episode about this yet? Cardiff.

This whistle. Okay. I can't wait. But it was funny. Uh, Joel Rogan this week had a guest on that Tommy had three to four weeks ago. We featured him on the last catch. You know, a sad guy. It was a guest of Joel Rogan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Wow. Going from Tommy to Joel Rogan. Well, people were saying that when, when he was a guest on Tommy show, they're like, well, this is a really big get and he is getting better and better guess because those numbers don't why. Or do they? Alright let's catch this alien already.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show. I forgot to yell it. Cardiff about this and listen you volunteered to do all this work for me and I appreciate it. But. What yelling? Why was the volume so low? I'm the catch of dudes pay when I was trying to play that with John

As you saw from the doctor footage on cringe of the week I've been having some okay That was the same issues same issue as that yes I Did feel for you card of cuz you're like I just bought all new gear got fucking damn it You're like hook up all your old stuff and are thinking of some work. Oh, yes been there It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch Analyen it didn't matter John didn't understand it. Are you ready to play? No, I know true catch Analyen And when going back to the I call them stone pads just to make the simple right the stone

You find out by reading them that the Milky Way isn't the Milky Way right and that the planet I'm gonna say wrong but Aedom or Tatham which is never talked about which is kind of insane to me I know nobody talks about it crash but yet they wrote about it but in order for them to have written about it then they had to have been here before earth yeah okay. Okay. But we have that because again, like we said earlier, they passed them on and passed it on. And then you have that Earth is a piece of another planet that happened to fall here. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about. Okay. They made things work. And then what is a planet Siri? You're the first person. Yeah, right?

It is in the orbit. See RES Yes, that's going in the What's the orbit? You know, the retrograde orbit It's just outside of Mars. So you have Mars and you have series which is has more fresh water on it than earth Even right now. Yeah right now Now what the hell now could there be life on there? Oh this life there We sent the probe out to deep space and as it passed by series it captured it was the probe That was going to Pluto it captured the lights on and so NASA was scrambling to go

They were so happy they didn't transmit without even analyzing the image for us They were like oh my god. We got scrambled tumble. Well, it's ice particles may be reflecting white But then when we got to the other side where there was no sun reflecting There was still lights on and they couldn't come up with an answer with that I tried to speed up as much as they could They probably have their own mission there and probably probably have already a party communication with these people who knows what's going on. They keep so much from us, but there's life on the planet series. C-E-R-E-S. It's not serious. Some people get serious. It's like, you're just like, no, series.

They don't even have it on the map of the solar system. It's a Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, and then series. Then the asteroid belt. Then the rest of the big giant gas giant. That's what I'm trying to think. Yeah. The asteroid belt. That used to be Tiamont. So it's Pluto a planet now, or are we. That's what I'm trying to think. Yeah, the asteroid belt. So that used to be Tiamont. So is Pluto a planet now? Or are we still, again, I have to find one. Yeah, you're going to find it now. It's a planet now.

It's a planet with life. Just a nice surprise. And his question is, what about Pluto? It's the status. What's the update? Let's settle it. What time is it right now? We figured out.

Why did Goofy talk, but Pluto never did? Groxers on Pluto when they said that mission out admission out there high resolution anybody can download them from the The Scoutek European Space Agency website and you can see anomalies on Pluto things that shouldn't be there They also have a very bad liquid water on Pluto even though it's way out there. There's liquid water There's so much going on man. It's mind-boggling. It's mind-boggling and you know I think that during communication research all these plants and moon because they keep sending this military craft They call them the x-ray 3b's they let you know when they launch them This is military shuttle so the space shuttle program didn't shut down

They just took it to top secret military. They go away for two years at a time, and then they come back. Look, I'm up, it's incredible. Where are they going? They're taking cargo ships into space for two years. Where are they going? But they won't tell us.

I believe the guys in the screen, they won't tell you what's in the car. To Avatar. I think you're right, yes. I'm like, I think one who has like outrageous things, they always go, Google it, Google it. It's true, Google it. We'll get to your website,

where are you right about that, some cards? Oh, what are you going? We're like, I gotta get the credit. Yeah, you know, it's true, Google it. Yeah, it'll get to your website, where you write about that, some cards. Oh, what are you going? Well, I gotta get the credit. Yeah, of course. You know, I gotta get the hip hop array. I gotta be congested a little bit. So now, and I hate to make you repeat yourself, but how did Earth come about?

You know, this plan, because you explain it just so good. Yeah, if you look in the enumerable edition, the seven tablets of creation, which is an amazing work of art, a lot of the information from the Old Testament came from directly, some of it worked from these tablets. And these are great books.

Why would you just own the sun's glory? Why did you leave all of this in here? Come on, man. It was just more to demonstrate how much this guy talks. Okay. How would they know? See how would they know that this planet was more beautiful than the sun because of how it's shined with the water and everything else in the dry land And again, there's no earth at this time. There's no earth at this time. Yeah. All right, and they wrote this now in the very beginning stages of a creation Our solar system. There's a lot of chaos going on. You have rogue planets, rogue moons and everything else.

you have rogue planets, rogue moons and everything else. There was a scheme. Everybody's gonna be in trouble. You're gonna be in trouble. It wasn't a part of a collision with Earth and just an analyst's crazy stuff. They teach you in college. It's ridiculous. The fact is the moon's already there.

That's why the moon is made of only helium three and Earth has no helium three on it. If this was a collision between Earth and a giant asteroid, they're half the way to the helium three, right? Yeah, if I drive my car into your car, I'm gonna have pink chip from it, right? Thank you. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. What did Tommy say next? He's stressed. Here are your choices. Number one, can you knock that out with some bondo? He, I hope they had insurance.

Next, it doesn't take a rocket scientist. Four, maybe the airbags went off. Lastly, I can recommend a good body shop to catch an alien. I got to say, for some reason, I think Tommy's going to try to be funny here. And he's going to say, I hope they had insurance. I'm going with B. I hope't. That was a great idea. You're fucking with us now. Yeah. I'm going to go with number one, knock that out with Bondo. Okay. Pretty surprised.

I was waffling between the insurance and the rocket scientist, so I will go with next. It doesn't take a rocket science. All right. Just an analyst crazy if they teach you in colleges ridiculous the fact is the moon was already there That's why the moon is made of only helium three and earth has no helium three on it Hmm if this is a collision between earth and a giant asteroid They're having to be helium three right yeah if you if I drive my car into your car I'm gonna have pink chip from it. Right. Thank you. I mean, there's taking rocket scientists

This is basic logic. Yeah, this is's taking rocket scientists. This is basic logic. Yeah. This is not even rocket science. This is basic logic. Nothing doesn't exist. But when you look at this, it all makes sense. I That's my really moment. Some back next time, PC, you have the helium three to catch an alien helium three so

then Uranus got hit and it's tilted which you never hear about then Uranus got hit and it's tilted then Uranus got hit okay I think that's your new outro then Uran aim is got us Oh god, fuck is this guy doing? Fuck, it's a rock with this guy. All right. Sorry, Tuky. Did you win your first time playing this game? No, I don't think Tuky has ever won this game. You're a loser. I am a loser I want you to think log and hard about this Stop you, stop you such a loser, Tiki. I'm a loser.

What have we done today? I would say we've done it all because what did we do? We talked about Trisha Paites and Oscar, her co-host. I'm just Trish. We had Brandon from Shitty's Song of the Week showing us that half her teacher, the greatest rock song of all time, can be performed horribly. Believe or not we had cringe of the week with Cardiff getting a little bit flustered and the hate watch podcast not finding their ad

copy Karen Brennan tried to fucking ruin my interview with Stuttering John in our debate thankfully that didn't, but he definitely did not help things at all Stuttering John Melendez is an insane person so you know what that means This is part of the show we tease the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts and Yeah! You're not gonna be the first to see it. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it. This is part of the show where we tease the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. And this is one that's been suggested a bunch and I'm finally getting around to it.

So I don't have a specific person who sent this in, but I am looking forward, I think Andy's gonna be back on this Wednesday. And we'll be checking this out. Oh, true! Oh, yeah! It makes about the bear! Woo! Hey, it's not with little Mitch McConnell impression. Boom! Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom! Let's go! Let's go! Now listen. Good morning. I... Seconds.

I think during the countdown, Bick. Uh... During the countdown, I had two thoughts. One was I wanted to do a bit where I started off by not saying anything. And then I say, you know what, I'm not gonna say anything. Cause last week I talked some shit on sparks and people jumped down my throat.

They kicked me in the ass on the comments. They said, how dare you? So I'm like, it's gonna do a whole bit about, I'm not gonna see any of you. All right, this is Office Hours Live. It's a colon show starring Tim Heidecker from the Tim and Eric show. And I have not heard good things about this.

You guys from my earth, Tim at all? Bleh. I'll definitely be calling on Monday. Yo, beautiful, yes. Let's get carried about that show. Is that what they do to show on Mondays? I don't know, but I'll definitely be calling on Monday. Oh, beautiful. Yes. Let's get carried upon that show. Is that what they do? They're showing on Mondays? I don't know, but I'll find out.

Okay. Very good. So I'm looking forward to checking that out. We're going to do some voice mails. I don't have reviews today. Carried of juice. You have some? I do.

All right. Well, then we'll do some reviews. We'll do some voice mails. Tuky. Thank you so much for coming on. Working people find you, sir. Oh, be dabble in live.com. Everything is there. Thank you very much for having me, my good friend, Carl. Yes, thank you so much for coming on and, Carrot of thank you. I have some big news. Oh, of course. I'm announcing a note to add the editor cut that part out Please jersey next time it might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts leave while reponing Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone

Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. And a news with Lucy Typark. From Discord, Japanese part enthusiast, Cheris, Howard Stern somehow managed to make an even worse music special than Carl. Go go gadget Wang. I wish time travel was real so we could go back with Howard's show today and play it for 1991 Howard and have him kill himself because of what he becomes. Punished guist? It's like a bunch of celebs acting like they just discovered fire. What the fuck is wrong with these guns? From Facebook David M. Wrights? I'm not a fan of Carl and S.J. working together. It's all too personal. I far prefer WATP when they goof on S.J. and

other podcasts from a distance. I, on Forso Pines, it was the logical conclusion of the Dabbleverse. Ironically, if John came on WATP in the early days and squashed the beef, there probably would have never been such a cult of personality around John. Brett Purdy, seems that Joe on WATP is like watching Midget porn. Not quite sure how to feel about it. Shane Earl, it's funny that Carl and SJ are crossing streams in Florida. John on his steady plummet graveyard and Carl on his rise to mediocrity. Leo Lombard with some high praise. This has been some of the most consistently fun content

I've been seeing since early Simpsons. I am aware it will be brief and that's probably the peak of the show. Kind of like the little suit. Brett Stevens? Who are the people who tune into MLC and support it? At this point, there's nothing entertaining about the show, or Kevin Brennan's dickhead asshole, Stick. Especially after trying to sabotage the troll school summit because he wasn't getting a piece of it.

I used to hate listen to Shuley, but now he's copying MLC's awful format of only reading slash reacting to superchats, so I can't even stand to hate listen anymore. Shit. From Reddit, Turbo 7049 comments, Carl did great handling John. After the John segment, the gratuitous filetion of Shuley's balls was a bit much. Turns ducking. I like how Carl told SJ right at the beginning. If you start acting like a child, I will treat you like one.

Light erotic frisking. We need a canoga accord. Too much of this blathering drunk over the past few weeks. Totally unprecedented. Not Carl's fault, but I found this completely unlistenable. I wanted to laugh, but John was just shouting over everything the whole time. What could have been hilarious content was marred by John's inability to shut his stupid ball-saxkin face for one fucking minute.

And proud Soul plays us out with, John's stupidity knows no bounds. And seeing Lucy Tapebox reminded me, if you are in the Rochester area, we are playing a show Sunday, July 30th at the beer park 3pm. It's part of the surf festival that's going on this weekend. Come see the ice it tells we're playing. I think it's free on Sunday. I believe so. And we're playing three to five.

So come down and check that out if you're in the Rochester area or just feel like going on a road trip and hanging out with your buddies, producer Chris and Carl and Kroge and Lucy tight box. Well, this is associated with you. You can buy us a beer. Yeah, buy us a beer. Where is that? Tomorrow, three, where?

The beer park. I'm on my way. All right. Carter's going to be there too. We're going to dancing potato up there with us. All right. Carter's gonna be there too. I'm gonna dance in potato. Up there with us. All right, do you have reviews for us, Carter? Yes, I have one that I can't read, so I won't.

Okay, I'll just read this one titled Steer Clear. I expected this to be an insightful podcast that would introduce me to other new and interesting shows, but it turned out to be episode after episode of hate speech, an unrelenting mockery directed towards individuals struggling with substance abuse and intellectual impairment. Shameful. I will say the potato is quite charming. What? Oh god, did you write that? No. Well, it wasn't Tuky. It sounds like a something of five star to me. Yeah.

Nice. Very well done. Thank you for that. Who wrote that one? A catch. A catch. Thank you, a catch. I appreciate it. Is that the only guy? Well, I can edit out this one then because there's something in there.

Maybe we should. Got me through some dark times. This show helped me through a really rough spot in my life, but I had Carl in this show to get me through the week. After listening to enough episodes, I finally have decided to hold my breath forever. Oh, don't know. Don't do that.

Rest in peace. But hit subscribe before you do. Only Hulk Hogan can hold his breath forever. That's true. There is a shirt that Dick Masterson sells. It's $5,000. And if you purchase that with a credit card, that debt does not go to next of Kim. Just say it.

Just want to point that out. All right, let's hear some voice files. Interesting. Hey Carl, could you ready to tell your dumbass friend Andy if he wants me to look up his fucking podcast Maybe it would be easier if he had named a shit after it got him their honest on some possible to fucking find that shit I Want to get another You can't do it either it's about to kill so close sir. Did you end your search with the word podcast? Yeah, that's a good point. I wouldn't give it a different name personally

But anyway, check out all apologies podcasts with Andy and Joe six back. They do a great job over there All right, this is a longer one, but this is very exciting because this person met Chad Zumak in Tampa. Famous somebody that I hear and see on you to your podcast on the contest basis I absolutely have nobody to tell I tried to tell friends Girlfriends nobody knows who he is. Nobody gives the shit Really nobody gives a shit about W-H-P either. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sir. You could've left that part out.

We're all goofing off the Z-band together, and now, he's on the right track. OK. As much as I tried to fucking tell everybody about it, and look at me a lot. Thank you. You're truly there, and I mean, with the fun for some reasons. But I say all that because I have a discreended chat.

I'm actually Facebook friends with them now. And he actually asked me to help him move some furniture for him. So if there's anything I can do for you guys, you know, film some live footage from the Southdale Maybe Walmart, you know, live cam myself going into Chad's house that maybe making fun of the gym after that I'm sure it is. You guys just let me know. Uh, Farrell. Let me just say this before I play the rest of this. If you want to be friends with Chad, then be friends with Chad. We're not looking for anyone to sabotage. And he won or,

or fuck with people. Yeah. IRL. Play it straight. We'll do the rest. Correct. But if you want to be friends with them fuck with people. IRL. Play it straight, we'll do the rest. Correct. But if you want to be friends with them, then I don't know why, but I'm gonna go for it. So that, if this is true, and I don't know if it's true. I have too many credit cards as it is. Yeah, if this is true, two keys theory is accurate once again.

All of these guys on the internet who are yelling about how they don't need anyone, they don't care, are all looking for a friend if this guy Met Chad and Chad's like hey, can you help me move some furniture? That means Chad does not have any friends. It does. I need to move an old fridge Hey, are you Chad Zuma? Yeah, help me help move this fucking fridge So now the question is though free to. So now the question is though, why is Chad at the gas station with his bicycle that he need air in his tires or is he existing on a diet of gas station food? Yes! Hot dogs! He might be using the bathroom too. Let's not put that one past them. Chad's a piss on the street

kind of guy. We all know that. Yeah but he's he's number two at the gas station You know there's something to say about a guy who will He all the time so you know you're least you Can show that you're a good guy for that, but would your club be terrible And lack of a heart, you know, I'd say that there's a reason why nobody wants to listen to this show.

All right, don't call me back, but to talk, go to bed. All right. Let's keep them to 45 seconds, people, if we can. That call was brought to you from the iPhone 6C. I think you're right about that. And then Keith from Montana agrees the paddy's good at screaming. He agrees with Doug from the Jingo's department. That he's all right with us.

So, okay, if you say so. I have to disagree with this next caller. And I'll explain why. Carl, on Saturdayss episode you described customer, brockle customers as pathetic. Know your customer base to do and look around the room at Gabelcon? Thought you were in marketing before you did this.

Just looking out, don't call me back. Now, I said, I have no problem with people paying for socks. We all do it in various ways. That's what I said, I have no problem with people paying for socks. We all do it in various ways. That's what I said. No, the pathetic part where the people who would pay for either of those women that we were watching, when we pulled up those women, they were on that show. That's the distinction.

That is the difference right there. I'm not looking at that woman's menu for a second. Oh, I'm good, we're good on that. So anyway, just a correct user. And most of your audience generally pays for crack or hand jobs not like one or nice brothel That's true. That's a good point. Yeah, they're just finding ladies of the night or whatever they can ladies of the night The great Seemuse

Calling into the show the great Seemus just sent me we played it on the bonus Creep off. He sent me a great victim blaming song right at shilly peppers. Hey Carl it's great to move here I have a problem because anytime I watch any of your goddamn shows whether it be this one or or a watch or the creep off. I get thrown so far off every goddamn time. Seemoths get brought up. It's like the superchats or whatever. Just dear God. It throws by a whole groove off.

Why, but work on work was really your shit got a lot of it to you why why are you like this anyway I feel like I should give a shout out to Paco yeah shout the Paco good call call me back all right I think, oh, Paco and his email address, they sure reminded me of that. What's the problem with CMOS 4044? I don't understand. I think CMOS 4044 and CMOS are two different people.

And you're oh, I see, because he's the great CMs. Yes, yes. Jesus, I'm glad you understood that. What the fuck is that? Okay. Oh, this is an exciting call that we got in from an actual celebrity calling into the show. I think, uh, Cardiff, you'll be excited about this one for sure. Mickey Mouse. Hello.

This is Gary again. That's the reason I don't want to be part of that money cut, damn it. I thought that was time to do some of the back. Gary the conqueror coming in. Does not want to be fronchestuttery, John. That said, I'm like, Perry the conqueror. You think so? I don't know. That was pretty good.

That was pretty good. Formerly Gary the Retire from the Howard Stern Show. Anyone's wondering? Rest in peace. Mr. Magenta, what's up? Hey, Carl. Mr. Magenta, I gotta call you you after your disgusting sexist joke on episode two Oh, I'm so 429. Okay. You implied that Lucy fucked the whole neighborhood

I won't stand for such a definite what shady humor on my By the way Lucy if you want to come to my neighborhood my address. All Alright, we'll cut it off right there. It's enough out of you. It was a small neighborhood. Well, listen, you can also come to the beer park. Yeah, July 30th at 3 p.m. Where you will see Lucy. Although I think she's she's moonlighting tonight. I was gonna say yes and she go to dancing tonight with another Sir Fad. I was there last night having a good time and I'm going down there tonight.

Oh, sweet. Yeah. Good bands last night. Off to a good start. Awesome. You got to hear that. Karl Hamburger. Joey C here. Hey Joey C. I hear you're gonna ambush John tonight. Oh Jesus Christ. And you're gonna have Chad. Well in all fairness. I think this really is Joey C. and you're gonna have Chad, well, in all fairness. I think this really is Joey C. I'm pretty sure this is. And this is a call from Wednesday. So Joey C was in John's ear telling him that I was gonna ambush him and bring in Chad. I made it, Joey, come on, pay attention.

I made it to the guinea. I made a joke on the BS show that I was gonna go on with John and then we were gonna bring in Chad and we were gonna start the access powers. Or like know the NW all we're something I was I was trying to say we're gonna do all do a heel turn and join forces it was a quick one-off joke thing that I did and then Joey C told that to Jack and the Jack goes oh I heard you're gonna bring a Chad suit back no no nobody's bringing no let's bring a chance all right so let's now that I remember what's going on here. Let's back this up Karl hamburger. Joey see here. I

Hear you gonna ambush John tonight. Why would I announce if I was going to I think if you ask John who sent me the link and I'll be representing John. Okay. Oh, that's okay. Oh, someone's, I'll be talking to you. Let's talk to you, baby. You're gonna have Chad. I'm gonna be there to protect you.

Thank you. Okay. Gmail. I don't know if that's real or not. It probably was. Yes, I think it was. There would be the first person since Heather W to dox themselves on the first smell And please cut that out in post. Thank you very much. Joey sees very mad at me here Fuck me. The fuck you. You put Kelly to the link. You fucking pussy. That is just terrible if you go out of the yard.

The wall. That tells the blue has a critical number. No, don't get yourself hurtful. Okay, secret. No. Violent. It's not as bad as we can. All right.

So, Joey C is watching the show. And I guess I called him out or something. He's got very upset. And called the voicemail number, which I did at appearing day later when I was prepping for this show Superchat next time. Yeah super. Yes. Thank you. Cardiff. That's how you get my attention And here he is again. I think he's still angry with me here This is normal. So you run and skip past my superchat and John told everybody and I put it on my product on every platform Okay, I got clipped it let me tell you some

and I put it up on every platform, okay? I got clipped it, let me tell you something. JB told him not to go around and he wasn't, and then he called me and I talked to him, I told me I had to go on here, so I saw, you know, you got a fucking do me like that? But that's okay, so don't worry. So I'm gonna keep growing, and then I'm gonna, then I'm gonna just knock one of you guys all down,

one of the time, so I can get to the top. Because you know what, I got compassion off of you guys. Oh, all right, so sorry, Joey, see, I appreciate you talking, John, into coming on the show. I guess I misunderstood what John was saying on MLC because he did say he talked to you and that he was thinking that I was going to sabotage him and he didn't think he wanted to do the show. That's, that's what I heard. That's why I sat at Joey. See, was telling John not to do the show. So thank you for doing that. I just want to point out to Joey See if he's listening that this strategy of growing your show to knock other people down is nonsensical.

And it's really your heart's down in the right place there. It's good to see that mental illness is still alive and well in the double bursts. It sure is. It keeps growing, doesn't it? It's what fuels it. It sure is. It keeps growing, doesn't it? It's what fuels it. It certainly is. There's a mental illness. Is there not no dabble verse? That's true. You just wait 12 to 15 years and he's going to get you. This has to be the only corner of the internet

where we have a talking potato and a puppet and everyone's like, yeah, but did you hear that voice valor that guy right mentally ill? Yeah, we're the normal ones Hey, Carol I know you don't probably give flying fuck either way, but For guy who's been a fan for For five years, you're really probably the only person that I make you a fan of where actually, you know, I make sure I look like a fan of where actually come. Thank you. Dude, don't lock your doors. Please, don't fucking go crawl back to Kevin Brown and...

Yeah? Please, Tom will fuck himself and stick with it. For God's sake, have some fucking sack behind you. Alright, I love you very much. Love you. Don't be a fucking pussy god damn it, garlic. I think my Brennan truck had a nice lead there. I do want to say that the area code of that collar was from Buffalo,

so that person does not live far from from my house. We'll see you tomorrow at Beer Park. Coming down to the end. It'll be that sec behind you. Yeah, pick them up. All right. Sounds good. Oh, this is your favorite Cardiff Gary calling into the show. Hey, Sandy, I heard your little upset. Oh, I'm actually more than a little upset. I'm just... do you know that carl

post thirteen questions or you have a list of thirteen questions is what i should say for stuttering john john gets through with one question with some cock and bull story carls is nothing he totally spyingless and he doesn't even get to ask any of the rest of the question and the show.

Yes, among a load of crap. I couldn't believe it. And John says, oh, I'm trying to protect that 13-year-old girl. Nobody even knows where that girl goes to school at the time. Nobody knew her name. How's he protecting her? She's anonymous. It's unbelievable.

Anyway, next time of Carl Everett talks to John again, get through those 12 questions and hook John up to a live detector. So he can't give you more cock and bowl. It's crazy. Okay. Well, I'm glad you unloaded Sandy. Thanks. You bet. Thank you. I don't want to feel the wrath of Sandy ever. And I will do a much better job. Sandy. We're, we are scheduling around two or around three, whatever it is. I'm John's channel, so looking forward to that. John just wants to protect the children.

Yeah, even though children have to be in their late 20s. St. John, for you. That was the other one too, where he goes, and you were talking about a minor. I go, no, she's a senior in college. I'm going to be a little bit more be in their late 20s. St. John for you. That was the other one too. He goes, and you were talking about a minor. I go, no, she's a senior in college. She's not a minor.

She was a minor. Yeah. We all were. Oh my gosh. I don't know if he knows this, but my wife used to be a teenager. I know. Whoa. I can't believe it either, but it is true.

No, you're just lying. And your friends with Anthony Cumier. Oh, make sense now. Carl, I just watched the video of you is KP and Bob. So I see. I see Oh boy, I make it do fans all of a sudden That's creepy I agree with that caller yeah, you're also turned on by that You handled yourself. I've never seen someone lay it to Kevin like that. Wow. He deserved it Obviously, let's fuck down what Hey, Carl, Gary from San Diego.

Well, I took the liberty of contacting Ed Torium. And he said he's going to give you the thumbs up to administer a lie detector test, the stuttering jaw. Nice. You can finish the rest of those dozen or so questions that you didn't answer last Wednesday So you got to go ahead to uh get with Ed Torian to strap John in And we'll see if he's a liar or not Okay, that's it area out. We don't need a whitetail test to find out John's a liar

He's breathing. I literally said why did you lie about being a school teacher? Why do you lie about the trivia app? He's like well because you have to lie about those things Did you get a bonus when you said the end word? He was being a subterf He was being the subterf. He was being the symptom of that one. All right, last one, Deluxe of the left coast. Carl Deluxe left coast

check him in. Hey, I don't know if you know, the Neil Brennan, what a success. He had Bobby Lee 300 and like 30,000 views on that one. He had letterman on 350,000 views on that one. He had letterman on it, 350,000 views, got all kinds of subscribers. What a great success Neil Brennan is.

Thanks. I have noticed that. He also is the co-creator of the Shepel show, which is a pretty big hit for a lot of fans of comedy. Thank you. You're the number one son by Brennan. All right. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Is that what you said to me? Yes. I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more It is spelled B-Y-E. I think that's an important distinction to make here. I'm Brennan. The potato's harmonizing with himself. Jesus Christ, what world do we live in? To happen, I mean. What is happening to all of us? Alright guys, again, Tuky, thank you, Cardiff, producer Chris.

Thank you all very, very much. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Thank you, Cardiff, producer Chris. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm sure Tuky's right about the mental illness thing. I think. I'm sure you're done.