Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep432 - Office Hours Live

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

Tim Heidecker has a call-in show that's almost impossible to listen to. I've never heard a show with more drops, sound effects, and nonsense. If you like fake laughs, non-stop schtick, fact-checking, and Trump Derangement Syndrome, you're an insane person. But the good news is, you'll like this show. Trucker Andy swings by to try to figure out if this is semi-entertaining or a dumpster fire. Then we check in on Kevin Brennan and his terrible, horrible, very bad, no good week. After trying to go live to tell me what for and failing miserably, Kevin books some of the worst guests possible on Misery Loves Company. Tony Muskrat makes a StutJo song parody to honor the late great Pee Wee Herman and we also run through the Patrick Michael song parodies to narrow down our winner. Also, Scorch gives advice, Cardiff updates us on his feud with Chad Zumock, and we try to catch an alien. Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll not talk to Cardiff. And I'm hoping we get Cardiff later. I want to talk to you about that, because what a bitch. Then he created a sock account. It's just, it's a whole thing. He's autistician anigans. Well, he's making himself a terrible. He's always a bunch of shenanigans.

That's nothing new, but he looks so pathetic. It's really shocking. You could have like seized that opportunity and turned it into something. You would think so. You would think so. But anyway, well, we'll get into that later on in the show. We got to start with the meat of the show,

and that is a show we'll be reviewing called Office Hours Live. And I both listen separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Tim Doug and Vic along with the captain, whose name is Matt, who's behind the scenes and taking phone calls.

This is Tim Heideker from Adult Swim Fame. He's got a call in show, is his podcast. And so I want to start off showing you what this looks like, how the show starts off. If you're familiar with any of their shows, Tom goes to the mayor or Tim and Eric, awesome show, great job. It was a good, confused or Timon Eric, awesome show, great job. It was confusing. No, great job. Awesome.

Yeah. It's so, but Bob really must be up with that. Yeah. But you've seen any of the shows and you know what this is. And I kind of realized as I was going through the show and watching it, it's someone just jiggling keys. That's all their comedy is at all times. It's like, whoa, wacky, whoa, what's going on over there?

I'll go over here, whoa, everything's nuts. the drops that people complain about the true and Mike show my brother included Holy shit the the drops on the show so they got two guys back there behind Tim both Doug and Vick Both have boards and they're both going fucking nuts with it and We have no guests today. We have cleared the slate because I just want to be with my Trinity Doug and Vic. Thanks a couple. And the captain.

And by the way, good morning, Doug. Good morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up everybody? I didn't say, oh, good morning, Vic. What's up everybody? And I wanted to do this. I talked to Vic and that started Vic and Doug about this.

Now this show, I was watching on YouTube. I assume you watched a couple episodes on YouTube as well. I did. They don't have a ton of views. They only have 17.6,000 subs, which I was surprised by because Tim Heideker's been a celebrity for a long time, a comedian for a long time. And I thought, wow, this is a very small audience.

And I was thinking about, I go, well, he's never really matured. So as the people who like him as his fans mature, and he keeps doing the same thing, it's kind of like the time green thing. Really like, yeah, I don't know, I like that anymore. Like more sophisticated humor at this point. I can't, I remember, I think it was around COVID or something, he went like crazy left and got really obnoxious on Twitter, I think politically.

And I was, I was just like, listen, that's what I want from this guy. He, he got a little case of the Trump derangement syndrome back in 2016, 2017. And yeah, I really lost his mind overall, that kind of shit. But I'm watching the show. I don't see that there's a lot of people watching it. So I assume that they've kind of don't have a huge audience. Then they talk about the Patreon. They explain what you can get on the page. I'm going to say, Oh, I should mention this episode, I watched the most recent one. They're about to go on tour with his band. Well, I should say he's on tour with this thing called the two Tim's featuring Tim Heideker and the very good band, along with his

no more bullshit stand-up character. So I think he goes out, does this character that he does, we'll talk more about, is stand-up thing, and then his band plays. So they're about to go out on tour. They're going to take a little hiatus from the show and they're talking about that. And then before you know it, we'll be back. So join patreon.com slash office hours live to make sure you don't miss any. And then by the way, if you're a patron, when Vic and I are on the road, you don't think we're going to be jumping online and sharing exclusive videos and we're going to try to schedule.

We are going to, I shouldn't say try. There is no try. It's my Yoda. We are going to do a few, one, if not two, Zoom hangs. So that all that means is it'll be like, you're on a Zoom called, me and Vic,

it's basically the show, from the bus or backstage or wherever the hell we are. We always making content. Is a Zoom hang making content? Cause I'm working way too fucking hard. Oh yeah. I should just be doing zoom hangs. I wish someone would record one of these zoom hangs please.

There's a lot of, I think mostly this show is throwing shit at the wall. Yes. And I'll be fair. Sometimes it sticks. Sometimes it hits with me. And but even I have my moments as well even the adult swim days I was just like this is just absurd. Yes, and then other times I was like I know it's all right pretty funny All right, so this is what I wanted to point out because I kind of went through

This educational phase before the show today where I went. Okay, everyone's over Tim It was funny 15 17 years ago, people aren't in doing anymore. And they's talking about this tour that he's doing, and they're coming to Niagara Falls on August 12th. Rapids Theater, I've been there before. So I go and check that, I'm like,

oh, I wonder if there's tickets available. Very few. Oh, okay, that's a hint. I go to their Patreon. 6,500 members bringing in almost $28,000 a month. That's part of the darts. Terrific. I went, oh, well that's interesting.

So maybe this is more people listening to a show than watching a show. You know, we started out audio only and we still have a much bigger audience listening to the show than watching the show on YouTube. So I guess I gotta give them the benefit of the doubt there because it seems like they do have a following. People do like his band or whatever the hell he's doing.

And he did put out a comedy special back in 2020, a standup special. And I actually went to a show we've talked about before. Hollywood handbook. Oh, no, he was on with those guys promoting the show. So we're going to find out what his standup specials, because you think about him and the absurdity of his comedy. You go, well, how's he gonna do standup? And I've seen Tom Green again, back to Tom Green.

I'm gonna do standup, he's pretty good. He was able to transition away from just ridiculousness to writing jokes. By the way, the guys from Hollywood Handbook, this is Hayes and Sean, they're terrible at this. I know they have a big audience. I still can't understand it. We need to get back into them sometimes soon.

But the way they ask him about his special is the worst way to ask possibly. We have, so there's this. There's like the personal stuff, but there's also like really, really big business stuff happening. Yeah. You tend to have the stand up.

You have the special out. The special is out. It's out. It's on YouTube. What is that like releasing something like that? It's out there now. Is it like, and now it's like kind of not yours anymore and you're watching other people have their experiences with it?

Like what is that? And I mean, how is he watching other people have their experiences with it. Like what is that? And I mean, how was he watching other people have their experience with it? The dumbest question. And you could tell they've written no notes down. The guy is just ad-libbing, which they're terrible at. We'll get into that. But listen to this answer from Tim first. In the honest truth is, we did that special like a few years ago.

Okay. A couple years ago. Okay. truth is we did that special like a few years ago. A couple of years ago. Okay. And it is a meta comedy special, you know, it is not, it is a character who is bombing the whole night. So Tim's developed this standup character that's bad in comedy. That wasn't tough.

Yeah, that, wow. How did you pull that one off? Yeah, that's the oldest trick in the book. I'm terrible. I'm gonna be terrible on purpose Right. Yeah, yeah, so Listen, I mean obviously we've highlighted some guys who are really bad at comedy so bad that it's good top Myers But if you want to play a top Myers character, I think you first have to be good at it

We've talked about this you know he's bands or Barry chip chipper sin is right But very well yeah chiperson gets a pass because Jim Norton is hilarious and is one of the best guys off the cuff on the radio yeah so chip is a funny character but I remember look see in noise bands where they're experimenting with the sounds or is this was gonna make it like well can you write a song first and then go ahead and experiment with that you're good yeah I think suck I like you get away with something I think you just suck I, I just think so. That's why you get away with something.

I think you just suck. I think I just insulted my producer. That's not the point. So, let's talk about why you decided to develop this character that's bad at comedy. When I did it, we might, the insiders like you and I, we might have a sense, sort of a spidey sense, if you will, about their being sort of over-saturation of comedy in the world right now, especially in the stand-up format. But that feels like your average joke can relate to that.

There's too much good stand-up. I mean, I couldn't put together a great stand-up special, but there's so much of it already. It's over-saturated. You know what I hate? Funny jokes. Yeah. So many jokes up here these days are funny. And like, well, what about the unfunny jokes?

Who's filling that for? I'm going against the gray in here. Yeah. See, you just gotta understand that he's paving his own way in life. All right, and I just have to play this because as I was checking this out, the very beginning of this show, Hollywood Handbook.

This is off topic. We'll get back to Tim and office hours. But their version of improv is so bad. They yes and each other and get nowhere. So, you know, another all-nighter for me and it was me, myself, I was not alone, I was in there with in the mixing studio with Nick, allodian. And we were planning secret messages for children in the cartoons. Do you know about this, Hayes?

I've heard about this. Yes, things about having kids like buy oil, like having them go buy gas. But all positive stuff, all positive stuff for the economy, like go buy gas, you know? Like use more gas. I mean, it was mostly gas-based. It is what I was saying, the same thing is that.

It's exactly what you were saying. What, I mean the buy gasoline. Yeah. Okay. You're saying it, like it's the same, like as if I disagreed with you, I'm just wondering if you're with the- I'm not buying gasoline. Yeah. Okay. You're saying it like it's the same as if I disagreed with you. I'm just wondering why you did that. That's a show with a huge audience.

Hahaha. Was that a story about getting gas? Well, the guy didn't know what to do. I'm planning these hidden messages and Nickelodeon shows. Yeah, I heard about that where they're telling kids to buy oil. Oil. And the other ass also be like,

yup, fuck me. And that, so what that happened, you just go, do you wanna start over again? This isn't live, let's just start over again. Take two. Yeah, that's fine, I know what'll be upset with us. All right, Andy, I've been hogging the spotlight as usual.

So, like, it's my show or something. Where did you pick up on? All right, well I checked out the episode with the Natasha LaGero and and most of Kesher who are a married couple that can't seem to make an appearance on a show without each other. Okay. They are codependent you might say. But I hate to rewind to the beginning of the show without annoying intro that they do,

but this one is kind of funny because Tim has to like, look at Natasha and be like, shut the fuck up, we're starting the show. Oh, clip one. Okay. No, it's a good thing it's impressed in the music. Rhyme, so quiet. That's it.

That's it. Oh. Oh, I'm horning everybody up. Oh. I just stole it. People eat wholesale. I'll give it shit. You want? Good morning everybody. Uh oh. I just stole it. People need wholesale. I'll give it shit.

You know what? I stole your catchphrase, Doug. Get used to it. What is it? Good morning. Can you believe it? We're back Thursday morning. It is July 20th.

July 20th. That's right. July 20th, 2020. That's right. July 20th, 2020. Nick. One, two, three. Thank you. Yes, it is, man. And it's, of course, run a heat wave, folks.

Can you believe that is something, like the way to start? Say what you want about Tim. He can be funny, he's, well, Doug and Vic are ruining this show. Oh, they're terrible. What the fuck? I didn't even get examples of that. Stinger on top of Stinger, on top of a music bed,

with a guy trying to talk over, it's impossible to listen to. Vic also has a keyboard next to him. Vixen is banned. Okay. So he also will go back there and just start playing melodies and stuff like that. He's also hitting drops.

Well, the other guy's hitting drops and making bad jokes. And silly hats. And silly hats are apparently a thing. Give me a fucking break. Now, I will say this, because I have to get this out of the way early enough. There are gonna be things that I criticize

that they're doing on purpose. And I can't tell if they are not. So for example, when he tells Natasha to shut the fuck up, because the show is starting, maybe that's part of the quirkiness of the show. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, oh, I'm just kidding. No, no, I'm serious. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I can go along with that. Yeah, I think that's probably true. Okay, so my clip to here, Natasha, invokes her kid right off the bat, which is never a great topic to start with.

Now, what the fuck is wrong with mothers? No one cares about your kid, but you. Not even the dad. Shut the fuck up. The couple of the year. Couple of the year. Congratulations for that. It's like when our child got

scientists of the day yesterday at camp. Yeah. We are the couple of the years. Scientists of the day, they have that award goes out every day. Yeah. Did she prove that COVID is fake? She brought that information to the kids.

I know. But they were receptive too. It's an anti-fouchy camp. It's a concentration camp. Oh, fuck it. Yes, Andy got ready. Right. But I mean, when the first thing, like her mind goes to,

like her kid is tied up with mind all the time. Right. And it's the death of comedy. Well, she wanted to, there's so many examples. She didn't want to brag, but she had to. She could stop her stuff and brag. And she's like, I'm a very proud mom today. My kids at camp and they gave him some fucking ribbon

for some bullshit. Whatever. Every kid gets it at least once. Okay, well, clip three, Doug fucks up the drop and he plays it and then fails to play, like he's like, I'll go back to that. Let's hear that again. I can't seem to figure it out.

I mean, all you're doing is making noise. Please just, at least make the right noise. Just hit a budget to noises. It's fine. They're doing it, you know. Okay, to say, two minute podcasts. Oh, that's me. Yeah, it's a dug drop from the old days.

Let's hear it, Doug. That's okay. That's not me. Wait, here we go. Is that okay to say? That's amazing. That's not asking that question. Think about all right. I know producer Chris makes an easy job look easy But just fucking hit the right drop dog Fucking can I rip on dog real quick? Please I have an example because they do this fake sponsor sponsored ad read in the middle of the show and I can tell the dog wrote this

Because he is chewing it like a motherfucker. You think Jackie Martling used to laugh at his own jokes watch how Doug responses and I have to say listen to all the copy none of its funny Mm-hmm. They're trying to shoehorn in as many jokes as possible. None of it makes sense. None of it's landing. Yeah. Are you sick of reading books that are rectangular and unspectangular? And do e-books make you want to dive face first into a porcupine hamper?

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All right, I watch Doug here. My name is Tim and I can't wait to hear this jingle. That's wonderful Cause I want to don't read so there's even jingling of keys during an ad read Yeah, not stop now none of those jokes landed though, but Doug was so proud of himself I have to wonder is is he maybe like a holdover because that's a very Tim and Eric awesome show all the stuff like a thing I thought so is he like all left over from that? They're like, oh I remember I would Doug was killing it on that. Let's bring him onto the podcast and let him probably

make us dumb fucking ads. Probably because they bring on these VIP guests. They have these people calling. Now this is a Colin show. Right. So we'll call into the hotline. There's a phone number right up there. You can call into.

Other people get a zoom link or something. So these are VIP callers who have a zoom link. And it turns out that they're just friends with these guys. Is all this really is. All right, now apparently we have some VIP guests in the waiting room. Yes. Old pals.

Jay. Wineg Yes. Old pals. Jay, wine garden. And Matthew, golden, I believe. It's here to you. Jay, are you there? Jay and Matthew. Hello. Yes. It is Jay.

Hey, Jay. Hey, everybody. Thanks for having me. Yes, it's awesome. And then actually I have two other special guests joining me and their Pierce champion and Brian Fittiment. All right. Hello high-off stars community. Hi, Jimmy. How are you? Hi, everyone. Yeah Friends of Jay or how do we know you? Yes. All friends.

You used to play volleyball in drugs. I know Pierce. And I know Vick from Bethlehem. Yes, how's it going, Pierce? All right, well, we could have done this as a private chat as opposed, but we are broadcasting live. Absolutely. I'm going to do a touch one thing.

Pierce, where were you in intern? I was in intern at Absor. Oh, oh really? You were in intern for my company? Was I around those day and during those days? Okay. So they bring these guys on and again, I don't know if it's stick, I don't know if it matters because it's stupid.

Because Tim's going, all right, so why do you guys have our direct line or what's going on here? And the guy goes, well, I play volleyball with your one co-host. I'm fun with the other one. I worked for your company. And Tim, maybe he's acting, is like, oh, did we ever meet? Like, I think he felt stupid for a second. I guess I should know what this guy is.

He doesn't look like he does. He doesn't look like he does. He doesn't look like, I don't think this is a scripted show. So he's just kind of like better not be. Yeah, well, shit. Barbie, it for me to shit on somebody for somebody allowing their friends to be on their show. Right.

I'm not gonna take anybody to take that. It's fine, it's fine, but it's just odd to be that he goes, okay, who the fuck are you guys? It's like, well, I'm gonna call you guys. At least maybe no people are. That's kind of a little bit over and over. Yeah, come on. And then this is another example of, I think this is his stick when he's yelling at the

guys, but it's hard to tell. We, I mean, I think, yeah, we're all inspired by you. Have a look. You know, this is weird. You and other weirdos. Remember my note about zoom drops. I'm sorry. Thank you.

This shit is weird. So he tells them not to play drops during the zoom while these guys are around. I don't know if that's a joke or, or what that awkward is still funny. It is right. And actually the reason why and I'm going to let you get back to your clips first, Andy, but he does get very serious in the middle of the show before these guys come on, which kind of changed my whole understanding of what this show was. And I'm like, was he really reprimanding them during the

show? I can't tell. Because he does. And I will get into that. Chinato Conner passed away recently. We're all very upset about it. I know. Yep. Anyway, what do you got?

Oh, okay. My clip for that for I labeled this the This sums up the show for me Tim starts out arguing with Mosha about a Bob Dylan concert they saw two different versions of a Bob Dylan concert, okay, and Tim loved it Mosha didn't so then they have to Explain the format of the show in Natasha. She's like out to fucking lunch from the beginning.

It's live because we have watch, we have listeners, viewers. In here. I should say, I used to like Natasha. Or what's her name? Yeah, Natasha, Ligero. Ligero. Yeah. I actually used to like her and think she was falling in and she's lost me.

She's completely hit the wall. Okay. It's live because we have listeners, viewers who have the opportunity to call in. Okay. And the private that's called office hours live. Have you seen that Mr. Show sketch that not alive? This is not live. Don't call in sketch.

No. Oh, okay. So you guys definitely know what you're talking about. Yeah, we don't know we're talking about any levels. I haven't heard the Bob Dylan out now, but I haven't seen that Mr. Showskid. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yes, please.

It's always a good idea to arrive having done zero prep for your appearance. Go pick up your kid. It's just like, you don't need to be here. Right, right. And like I said, it doesn't look like they have a huge audience, but maybe they do. They did have, they might be giants on recently.

Yeah. That's a cool guy. I almost wanted to watch that, but I was like, I'm not going to want to shit on this. That's what I thought to you. I'm like, if I want to show them every giant, I like that guy. He's just laughing and clapping.

Yeah. Yeah. It comes up a little here. Specifically here. They went, they saw the sparks. I don't know, does anybody? Oh yeah. All right, so the sparks is familiar with the sparks.

Wobbing up recently, there's a doc out that is great. This is a band that's been around for decades. They just put up music all the time. They've been like a cult, they've had a cult following, but they're certainly kind of catching on now and play big shows, which is neat, because they have a billion songs. Correct.

So, I, oh, they might be giants open for sparks. So that's how that, that's how they thought the other way around. But that came up too. That's a lot of people thought the same thing. Interesting. So they apparently sparks play some song about pussy and they're trying to like tee up

professional comedian Natasha Lagerro with like a fucking meatball punchline and she's got nothing. Oh, no, is this five? Yes No, yes, there was a song called pussy Pussy diddle How do you get many thoughts on pussy diddles? Pussy doodles of Timmin' Eric Austin's sketch that that band is still doing something I guess yes and and that's a pussy foot comments are gonna go crazy because people you don't People

I was gonna play a drop of those fucking guys. Well, let's make it Exactly what I said thanks for ruining ruining it with those named drops, Vic and Doug. Well, because they saw Natasha needed some help. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With her like Natasha, what do you think about that? She's like, I'm just boring.

Yeah. Oh, they play that at my gynecologist. All the time. Stop that. Anything. My guy repractor loves it. Wait, how awesome. Let me think that.

I got aologist. All right. Speaking of shows and music, like I said, these guys are Tim's in a band with Vic and they're talking about the show that they played the night before this. I guess it was off the hook. And Maron. It was lit. It's a lot of things.

The crowd was jumping up and down. We had it. If anybody knows who the very kind old man is, I posted this on my Instagram. You can watch it. There was a kindly old gentleman, almost looked like that, that's just Southern gentleman. The, how is the idea you looked a little like Pat Robertson

in the ages? He did look like Pat Robertson. Red shirt, you can see it on my, if we can find him, I want to extend my gratitude and give him the words to hot Piss a hat. It's not afraid to sing them. Okay, so I looked at Tim's Instagram Yeah, and found this video of the old man of the show and it looks a little bit more careful. Now the reason why I bring this up is because Tim goes, we're gonna figure out this guy is, this old guy standing in front and if that guy can get to the front, I'm just saying that he's not a great type of a show, but I'm sure it was fun.

That guy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah it was fun. That guy, blah. Sure. I'm sure. He's throwing elbows here. I'm gonna throw. But, the reason I brought this, because Tim goes, if we can figure out who this guy is, I wanna know who this guy is. So I found on the Instagram, and the second comment underneath this video is

from Sam Elizabeth, oh my God, Tim, that's my dad. For real, go look at my profile, everyone I posted with him on Father's Day. I introduced Tim's music to him a few years ago and he's gone to the LA shows with me ever since. I just showed this to him and he laughed and said, wow. I'm famous.

So not just kids are boring. Parents are too. But I just thought that was so ridiculous. I'm like, can you bleed this guy's at the show? I was like, well, yeah, I guess. That used to be a stick on their show though. They would have non-actor people come out and read like these monologues and being bits and they're terrible and that's the joke.

Because it's not that too. Yeah. Decades before they did that. But before we get too far away from that, because the one that I watched, he was still promoting this show. So I watched an episode, then the show happens, then you saw this. So this is Tim promoting the show,

and then Mosher and Natasha are like, oh, maybe, maybe you will come to the show. What do you think? Okay. In clip six. All right. You should have opened for him. I always think it's weird when people don't bring openers.

It's kind of really. I'm not bringing an opener. Fuck you. You're not bringing an opener. Fuck you. You're not bringing an opener? I'm my opener. What do you open with comedy? Yeah.

And then you rock. Two Tim's Tour starts next week in Los Angeles. TimHydaker.com slash live. Today we're going to be giving away some tickets. Ooh, where's your L.A. shows? L.A. show. L.A. show. It's not on the books.

It's a warm-up show at the Moroccan. Where's the Moroccan? That's downtown. It's like a rock club but it's a small deal. It's sold out. Don't even worry about it. Well you can't get a fan. How many things? I'm gonna go. Yeah. I promise to Tim. Yeah. I promise to Tim on that one. Because it's almost like a polite thing like oh we'll go to that. No. It's fine. I'm gonna drop the Tim on that one. Cause it's almost like a point thing. Like, oh, we'll go to that. No, it's fine, I'm good. I got this. When people in relatives ask me about my podcast, I'm like, yeah, it's fine.

If you want to Google it, you'll find it. Don't worry about it. Right. I'm not looking for you to appreciate it. It's fine, we're good. I'll send you some clips. Yeah. Oh yeah, right.

How do you feel about the seward being a punchline? Cause it's a pretty good show. You're gonna enjoy it. I have to play now something that kind of ties into that because this is a collage show. We haven't played a lot of the collage yet. And the reason why I've never had a collage show is because, and my buddy Drew Lane says this quite a bit,

if your show is predicated on collars, your show's not very good, because collars are our collars for a reason. They're not hosts. They're not funny and talented. Yes, they are. They're collars. So I always thought collars shows,

unless you're Jim Rome, and Jim Rome trained his collars, he made it a point. You better have it taken, that's suck. You can't pull that off or hang it up on you. Only Sarah Silverman can pull this off with Jesus comedy gold. The worst fucking coll colors of the world.

But at least that's voicemails. This is live collars calling, but I'm not giving Sarah a pass for the worst thing. But they have collars calling in and collars are always terrible. And I think this is a pretty good example of why you don't have collars calling to the show and just take their collars out of whim. Hey, guys, just wanted to say listen to the second half last week or was the last

week in posh, but she mentioned about Frank Zappa inventing the wall up at all. And you guys dismissed it. Did you guys ever touch back on that? I didn't we didn't dismiss. He did not. We clarified it quickly. I think that all the origin of one of the map immediately said that I didn't hear that part. But yeah, he was the first to record with the wall. Okay. Really? Okay. Somebody had to introduce Jimmy

Hendrix. He introduced Jimmy Hendrix to the wall. Well, the first time. Oh, okay. Well, that's something. Let's go. I wonder what's the whole that that happened, you know like Zappo's like Jimmy. I Got this thing you gotta see go on to do lunch or like how does he do your life? Good one dog lunches hilarious. I wonder how that happened. Well, they probably were backstage somewhere Or at a rehearsal. Yeah, yeah, imagine two musicians talking about music. Yeah, could you believe it? I've never talked to other guitarist about pedals they use. Oh, wait, no, I do every fucking day. Whether I want to or not.

Whether I want to or not. Yeah, that's the first time. So if you want some context for that and my clip 8 there, they're talking for example, and Natasha decides she's gonna throw a grenade in the room. And every guy is just like, what the fuck are you talking about? All right, I'm gonna play this clip, but I just wanna point out,

they take a color, just wants to correct something that happened on the previous show. Yeah, you guys are saying this, but actually it's that, and even Tim's like, okay, did you ever touch back on that? Yeah, but what happened? She was so wrong. Whatever.

There's a question, the thing he invented, that pedal, the Wild Wall pedal, like how used is that? Is that something that every rock star uses now? I don't know. Oh, he invented Wauwaw pedal. Another question. When did I don't know, should we be chiming in on things

like a part of the other part of the world? That's it! He did that. He did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that,

he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that, he did that I thought that was Frank Zappas big contribution. You made a wallop pedal? That's Jimmy Hendrix's whole sound. Oh, that wouldn't make sense then. Am I right at all Matt? I think Jim Dunlop's wallop.

Well, exactly. Why do you look out Frank Zappas? They're very similar people up. Invention guitar. He invented something. I will look into that. Yeah, if you type Frank Zappas, mother's of invention, you're going to get some results.

That's it. He's also a fabulous mother. And some fucking dildo calling in and saying, oh, Natasha is right. Frank Zappa had four Jimmy Hendrix holes sound. Are you sure about that, sir? Well, no, what he said was he didn't invent it. He was the first one to record using it, which is maybe true, but either way. Who could possibly give a fuck

about this information that was feeling it and Natasha was pretty stupid for thinking that she'd do something like about that, that's a really dumb. So after this guy calls in with that correction and Doug makes that hilarious joke about them getting lunch together and talking about, wow, what, pedals. The caller then says this, and this is again, why you don't take callers on the show. Hey Tim, I have a request for a plate. Go ahead.

I'm then Birmingham, Alabama. And I don't have tickets to your show right now. Explain that. I'm going to know if I could get, I'm going to know if I could get on your list for that show. Yes. Well, there's a question. I think got him a country boy. What did you say you want to plus one? Yes, yes, yes.

I'm with my wife. Yes, you can, you can get them with your name and. It's Jose and I'm in Birmingham, Alabama. Give it last name. You need to let me do you want to want you message Matt the last name if you remain anonymous. So. Oh, now it's fine. It's Rosalind R O S A L E S. Well, then someone's gonna show up

as early as they am. Jose Rosalind. But that's what I know what the real is it shows up. We got no way. Hosting. We got a Spartacus situation. All right, thanks very proud of

South for that joke. And the brilliance here is someone tags that joke. The No Way Jose joke. The Doug just told No Way. Wait till you're this tag. Whether you can't wait to see you next week. Honest is the best policy. Don't show up saying you're Jose.

It's the son of a bitch. Okay, I mean, you can. They'll say No Way Jose. Yeah. Well, if you want to, like, it's not even tagging it. Nope. That's right to be doing it. Not that. That's, he just ready to feed on that guy's joke. He's like,

Hey, that's a good joke. Now I'm gonna say it. Yeah. And now it's your turn. Jose, he's just a prize pig. Hey, can I have a ticket for the show? Sure. All right. Can I have one for my wife too? Sure. All right. Can I fix hat? I know. Look, I'm hanging up now. Also, I love the fact they go, all right, but now someone can know I'm hanging up now also I love the fact they go all right but now someone can just show up and say that they're you well let's ask for the further ID yeah this isn't that difficult to pull off

guys that's where drivers license if you that's what you want to do so anyway that's why you don't have colors on because they ask for free shit and they're annoying and they're not entertaining in any single fucking way. Now, this other color, the first color of the show, I guess that he calls in pretty regularly. He's a regular. And he just broke up with his long term girlfriend. And so he asks for a good breakup song to listen to and let the inside jokes begin. I will say and there's something that I do work on. Who are these podcasts we've been doing the show for a very long time now since 2016? And lore builds and inside jokes happen and you start to make references and a new listener

would understand it has to happen. It's impossible not to. But I always try to explain what we're talking about, why we're talking about what's going on. These guys have gotten so far from that. Like you heard all those drops on the chaos, you've no idea what's going on. I assume someone's been listening for years, might understand it, but this is just all inside jokes. You guys, the Trinity have any good break up songs

that you guys enjoy for some hard break. Yeah, I do actually. My whole album, what the broken hearted do is all break up song. This is my favorite. You should listen to that. I got this one's my favorite. OK. Oh, yeah.

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If you get all the drops, it's hilarious. Yeah, I just don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, I got it. That's what you say. Well, actually, I'm going to prove you wrong. Because immediately after that, this happens, and this was funny, when did Austin Powers come out? Oh my god.

2002? It might even be 1999. 1999? Yeah, 1999? All right. So that's when this was funny last. No, don't listen to Stan, songs listen to this. I will my baby back.

I will my baby back. I will my baby back. I will my baby back. I will my baby back. I will my baby back. I will my baby back. to say it songs listen to this oh baby baby oh oh i can't take it

outdoor command hooks as 1997 chees I could take it. Outdoor command hooks has 1997. Jesus. I don't know if that might be right in the sequel. I might have been 2000, but either way, this hasn't been funny in 23 years. And they're all losing their mind though. It wasn't funny that, come on. Agreed. I was trying to give the benefit of the shot.

No, I won't let you. Sorry, thank you. That's why you're here. I appreciate that. There's no fact checking, but there is comedy checking on this show. There's just some joke checking and a cup check here there Sometimes people shut to my house and I'm ready for it

Feel cup check. I'm not gay. It's just something I do to make sure everyone's protected Andy. What else you have? The way you drink beer so that's otherwise Look at the color of that pool table. Oh, God. All right. So these are inside jokes, people. Oh, my God. I have to know about Suddery John, Kevin Brennan. I'm Bill yours.

All right. Last we forget. Yeah. Natasha has a kid. And it has made her no longer funny. OK. And she's going to prove it in this clip 7 here. All right.

I appreciate that. I have a book It's now out of paperback. It's called the world deserves my children. I brought a copy for everyone here And you like, I do you have a book now? Do you love your child or not? No, she doesn't you do right? I'm like obsessed with my child in fact I'm kind of annoyed because it really got rid of some my ambition Wow, that says it all. Yeah, right. And even their sarcasm at her. They're like, yeah, we're gonna talk about your kid.

Oh, fuck, he made this. Your kid's not a celebrity you are. We're talking about you. Apparently your sense of humor falls out with the placenta after you're getting birthed your kid, because what the fuck's going on over here? I'm sure she was hilarious before. You know, honestly, I hate dog mums,

but if she had a puppy on her lap, that would be way better than her talking about her fucking kid the whole time. If she was doing the puppy's voice and telling us about the dog's day, it'd be slightly better. Yes, slightly better. Thank you for keeping me in check once again.

So Tim and Carl, you guys actually have more in common than just being in bands together and Clip 9, we're going to learn a little bit about that. Great. And all the other thing I want to clear up is people accuse me of wearing makeup on this show. And it has to do with this lighting, this west west Ikea lighting he's got going on here. And the camera settings west. That's's a funny brag like complaint brags

The fucking comments they say I'm slender I deal with my I know I had that in my college dorm room people say that I'm dying that evades that a cancer Tony fingers crossed the rumors cancer. I'm telling you. Well, fingers crossed, the rumors are true. Holy shit, that clip, I just realized that they're in the studio with them. I thought they were calling you now. I thought they were on their own couch at home, calling you in a Zoom. And then she referenced the light source and I went, oh shit, that's how

their show set up for guests. Yeah, I see they're sitting like he doesn't want to be anywhere near them. Oh, wow. I didn't even realize that. Yeah, I've been're sitting like he doesn't want to be anywhere near them. Oh, I'll get any realized that Yeah, I've been accused of wearing makeup before because I'm so pretty Okay, Clipton Roasted or rare, I clipped on more commonalities between Tim and Carl two guys hanging around ruining the show. At this point, they actually start doing our job for us. Being of comments for the last week, it brought out some people because of the They Might

Be Giants, I believe. If you're a fan of They Might Be Giants, you might not be a fan of ours, but you tune in. Someone said, good grief, the sound effects is almost ruined this. Wow. Oh, sorry, that's not fair. Good grief, the sound effects almost ruined this, trying desperately to ignore them so I can survive until the interview. They come in a little, an hour, or they come in a little later and say, wow, it's really not getting any better. Why do you, why do you need two guys just being annoying and making the podcast unlistenable? Is this professional show ruiners in the background?

Nice work. Okay, I'm done being grumpy. I am still enjoying this, ha ha. I gotta say, magic journal 643, he's probably over 60. Oh, I don't know about that. That's annoying to everyone. Right, yeah, everyone's hating it. Yeah, and I thought Natasha was laughing at her

because she was thinking the same thing. When she was cracking up with that comment, she's going, yeah, this fucking guy gets it. And then she tries to calm him out, but that's a pretty good comment. Yeah, it's a pretty good assessment of things. Definitely. This is not a five star review.

It's not one of those fun, tongue and cheek. Shooting on you in the review type of things. Well, I got one more. Okay. So in clip 12, this is what I was referring to earlier where all of the his like snarky jokes towards Natasha, maybe aren't jokes, because she starts kind of like talking about,

well, we should think about wrapping it up, maybe, right? And Tim's just like, you can get the fuck out of here. She did not know if she was getting herself into obviously. We have met anybody fun. Oh yes, let's talk to. Are we doing the right thing? Good old Keaton. What?

Yeah, I mean, you're free to go. We're Keaton. I love it. Are we killing right now? Are we killing the guys? Are we going to drop the gas a little bit? Yeah. Oh, Livanna?

No, no, I think it's great. Is this horrifying? It's wild. Arqued. Oh, boy. Her question was, are we doing the right thing? Are we doing the right thing? But it's a good question in that case.

He goes, let's go to another caller. She's like, this has never worked out. Wow. What are we doing? Why are we still doing this? And actually, that brings me to a track that I have where Aaron calls into the show. And they're excited about this because Aaron's always great on the show. So Tim sets this up.

He's like, Oh, good. Aaron, we know it's going to be a dynamite question. It's going to be a great conversation. Let's talk to Aaron. Aaron is sunshine. One of my new favorite colors. Aaron always says something nice to say. He could weigh Aaron. Hello. If you don't feel pressure, I'm not going to rub this island. Hi, everybody. I'm really looking forward to the tour. I have a quick sort of silly baseball question for you Tim. Great.

Are you following the dodgers this year? I am, yes. I've been... I wasn't... I wasn't dialed quite in early. It was a little hard because there's a bunch of new players. And now I'm watching a lot... Most of the games.

Trying to watch most of the games. What do you think of Chiquet Hernandez coming back? Oh, exciting news. I love KK. Who is the other guy? It was KK and another guy that both got traded at the same time who they were kind of a duo. Justin Turner?

No, no. He stayed on for years after. The guy that wore the pearls, oh, Jock Peterson. Oh. Jock Peterson. Thank you for your call. I died of my, she wasn't coming about the data.

She doesn't know anything about them. Yeah. But she, that's an amazing calling right there. It's like baseball about a specific team that most of the world either hates or doesn't care about it. Right. All right. That'll be, that'll be good.

All right. So now that we've seen how goofy and silly and ridiculous this show is, this is the thing that was taken aback by because Shnato Connor recently passed away. And Tim brings up this whole incident. Everyone knows Shnato Connor for is tearing up the public's picture on SNL, on live television, and at the time very controversial.

Nowadays people are like, fuck the pope. Back then, for whatever reason, I still don't know why this is. This was very controversial. People did not like it. So then like a month after that, Shanato kind of performing at this Dylan tribute show. I think Dylan's there, but it's all these different artists

getting together. And so she comes up and just gets booed. This is an arena. And they're just booing her. And they're not letting up. There's booing, booing, booing. And Tim's getting very choked up by this because he thinks she's NATO kind of doing the right thing.

Going against the Catholic church. I did a little research on Tim. He did go to Catholic schools growing up. And he's very much a socialist Democrat atheist guy now. And he's running against all this stuff. So he's, he's team shane. He gets, gets very upset. We are hearing the booze of five to seven thousand future Trump voters, I think. That's who's in that.

Those are boo boomers. Yeah. Okay. So immediately as you take it to Trump because he got the Trump to arrangement syndrome This is a show that just came out. He's still worried about Trump for his offer is he like oh these people don't see no Connor back in the What was it 90s early 90s? Yeah, oh they're gonna vote for Trump something that's up bad. They are they're gonna vote for Trump someday I Can't believe I would vote for Hillary Clinton the most amazing candidate of all time fucking retards It could knock it over anyway. That's not the point the point is Tim is very excited about the the message She made has

Everywhere is war wear his war. Oh, I ain't going to get into all without regard to race. I say war in that moment, Doug. She did. She said, I don't know what that song is. Is that one of her songs? Is that like a spot? I don't know. It's a break any dude with. Okay, sorry. It's Bob Marley. To be fair, it

wasn't a great performance on it. No, it wasn't. I can't believe she's calling. She's getting booed based on the performance alone. Well, she was coming up to sing a different song, and because she was getting booed so long, she made the keyboard player stop and started doing that. And people kept booing her.

And Tim's going, I can't believe they're booing this. Well, they can't do anything about what she's complaining about. Yeah. None of the people in this arena who paid for a ticket to watch a live music act. She starts telling the aristocrats. What are they so scared about? Yeah. There's nothing they can do. I'd be booing this too.

Like, shut the fuck up. I'm here for a good time. And you're kind of harshing our buzz over here. Yeah. What is he so upset about? Like, I'm sorry, she passed away, but we're not celebrating her vast catalog of great songs. She had one fucking song that she didn't write. But what Tim is saying here is how upset he is that she was doing this great thing, bringing this message

and people were not hearing it. They weren't listening to her and you saw Chris Christopherson came out and whispered in her ear like gave her something Curious men, please don't sing But actually he really did scold Vic at one point because Vic started playing a drop or something He's just like, no, this is too important. You know, I can get real serious like this really weird I remember when this concert it was like a pay-per-view event But back before you know the internet was a thing, it was like a pay-per-view event, but back before, you know, the internet was a thing

So it was a big deal, and this was a fucking dead spot in another way's cool show. Right So apparently it was Tim's favorite part. It was Tim's favorite part. This changed the world for him And so he wants to get to this one clip after she's done singing and people are booing her off the stage Chris Christofferson comes back up and gives her a hug. And this is powerful stuff. And Tim wants to show this to us. How fucking punk is this? I don't like punk.

Wait, oh that's it? No, there's a longer clip. Oh, here he is. This is the... It's all like that. No. But who is this though? You got to watch the full thing that I sent because Chris Chris gives her a big hug

Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, we can make that We'll watch the hug in the second half of the show I can picture it. I got it. It's fine. Can we all get a far soap boxes now Tim? We move on to make it with the jiggly keys again, please That's a bit too much. I last clip I have now Tim has to make his two co-hosts agree with him on his political views. All right. So you today, anyways.

Duh. Yo, the day he's in love. He's a fanater in her family. I think she's an absolute legend, a true hero for what she did. No kid in the all the all kidding of son. So we agree, consensus from the Trinity. A green.

I agree, I agree. Nothing compares to it. Give me a picture of the fucking Pope already. I'll rip that out truck and wipe my ass with it. Wow. Don't we agree, guys? Don't we agree on everything I just said? Producer Chris, you agree with everything I just said, right? I certainly agree. Trucker Andy, you agree with everything I just said? producer Chris you agree with everything I just said we agree trucker Andy you agree that they just said I have to you please clap

Wow not the hardest show to watch but not the hardest to clip either pretty easy to clip well I like drops. I like morning zoo shit people know that about me This is so stupid and they never finish the drops either They just play like a little bit of it and then it cuts off. What are we doing? Yeah figure out a better way? I don't know and stop taking calls I know that's the whole point of the show. I can't read all these two jerk offs and stop taking calls Let's get some animation I can't read all these two jerk offs and stop taking calls. Let's get some animation.

Yeah. All right. You guys want to go sit in the back row at Rapids Theater and Niagara Falls on the 12th with me? I'm there. All right, let's do it. So that brings us to our... Gringe of the Week.

Gringe of the Week. And today's Gringe of the Week is none other than my new best friend, Kevin Brennan. He goes on Monday morning. Now, normally, Missouri loves company comes out each week day at 4 p.m. but he decided he needed to come on early on Monday morning to give me a piece of his mind because we talked about him on the most recent episode.

I put out a clip on Sunday, He saw it and he's none to please with me calling him a liar. I don't even know what I was like about. We'll get into that. Yeah. Yes, you do. Don't, don't play dumb on me now. But this is a disaster because Kevin tries to go on. He's just by himself. Well, Adam, his producer is with him, not physically, but he cannot be helped, unfortunately. Still raised about to call Shilly. What in the fuck is going on with this fucking thing? Jesus Christ. I should point out, too. This is the Fartier part. And he's having a very rough week. We'll get into that. But he tried to do a livestream before this, where it just had the banner up that showed his merch.

And you hear him breathing and clicking on his mouths and stuff and it just sits there for 10 minutes and it goes away. Then he starts up a new stream. So he's already having problems. This is the stream where he's actually, you can see his face and he's talking. Tick. And I don't know if he knows that he's on right now, doesn't look like it. He does. He's trying

to get his computer working or something. Wow. I really am losing it. Yep. I can't. My computer is not fucking doing anything. Wow. The camera is working. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it.

I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Go ahead. I'm a fear here. If you could help in any way, I don't know what's what. I love you. I can't even scroll up and down. I don't know what you're going on. I computer shit. So right there, you just heard Adam come on the stream.

Right. Like he does and say, Hey, yeah, I'm here. Kevin does not hear him. Yeah. He cannot hear him at all. So I guess you're not here. I guess you're here, but you're not here. Adam, can you hear me? Adam? Super chat me $20 if you can do it. $20 if you can do it. I know. You don't have to be live. I'd stream. You could work this shit out.

Adam. Hello? I don't think your headplugged phones are plugged in. OK, but I can't hear you. Yeah. I've been talking to you this whole time. So Adam goes, your headphone's probably aren't plugged in.

I'm talking to you. You can't hear me. He goes, so why can't I hear you? Yeah, can you imagine if that's all it was it's like not plugged in it might be Okay, can you hear me when I'm talking? Yes, okay, I plugged it in I don't know if it wasn't plugged in Yeah, his audio sounds weird too. I think it's picking up from his laptop Yeah, because I don't think his headset is plugged in at all.

Or it's not connected. What's very possible is that he has the wrong thing selected in the settings for his audio. I have to make sure that is set. Yes, correctly, every episode that we record. So he's probably just an easy step that he skipped. I don't think it was plugged in. He just makes a pie. Thanks a lot. Gotta go. Well,

he didn't hear anything. He just said because he doesn't. Can you hear me now? Yeah, nothing's working. Yeah, I was gonna talk about car, but maybe I'll just wait till four o'clock. Four o'clock. It's just, it's, this is too much. I can't get any fucking no one's available. He couldn't wait to come on. It on me and this is what happened to him You know what we discovered aliens. I thought okay, we can all agree there isn't a god now right this aliens But now I'm not sure the new guy I Texted the new guy DM the new guy is literally not available Oh another person it doesn't like you, go figure it out.

Yeah. So I was watching a car. Oh, yeah, this is a good show. She's still gonna do that. I was watching a car. Yeah. No, I know. I know.

I know I know Everybody's winning but me Adam you're still not here I'm confused. I definitely computer my digital shoelaces are tied together. Hello Yeah For the second time Adam would come and say your headphones are not working. Yeah plug them in figure it out Or get some new ones or Adam suggests something else. You already suggested that. Uh, my headphone down. Welcome. So, well, I don't know something.

Some is hard with your, uh, with your input or output or something because people can hear you. It's fine, but it's on settings. It could be so. Yeah, go to settings and then audio Yeah, great show what settings what's your mic set up 132 so I think you misunderstood the question there what your mic set up. Yeah, what input that right? Yeah, which mic is selected now. What's your mic set at? What input that? Right, which mic is selected?

Now, what's the value of it? 132. And even added his points, he's like, I can't help this fucking guy. 132. I hope the fun day and everything's... Yeah, everything's one time. Yeah. Everything's one time. Charlie says a reset computer is finally just something. God, fuck down in the settings that happened sometimes. So I've been going in a little bit, a little bite down.

Well, there, can you click that little down arrow? Can you hear me now? Jesus. So that was your aunt about both things. Can I hear you on the show? Yeah. Yeah. There's a headphones now. Well, I mean, you can just keep going. It's not. They people can hear you. It's fun fact. This is actually

how Pink Floyd recorded us in them. Yeah. Do you live? Everything's good. You just can't hear me Yeah, I can't yeah, so I'm just I can't hear what like if you're in the shot. I can't hear you Yeah, I gotta be able to hear me. No, cuz something otherwise you can restart your computer. That should do it But I mean if you know Now we get the feedback How is he made it this far? Do you have a green screen you can knock over? Of course he could hear any of that just feeding back and looping So that didn't work out well for our buddy KB

So he comes on on the show at four o'clock and I am public enemy number one. He is now declared. Yeah. Did you watch any of it? Yeah, yeah, you can keep it up with it. Well, what's odd is that he really picked up on the fact that I said he's fucking with my money. He told Southern John I was going to cheat him. I was going to rip him off and my first thought was anyone who thinks that way is someone who does that sort of thing. I didn't know why he thought, why would he associate me with really people off? I'm not known for that, I've never done that. So it was an odd thing from this hell job that I was gonna do that, it's like, oh, maybe Kevin's projecting.

Yeah, it's the most of me, the Kevin normal deal, 50-50 of the money we make. So that got Karen very upset because then he starts going, and I don't I pay you, Bob, don't I pay you Bob, don't I pay you? And then today I'm watching and he goes, well, you know, $500, that's a big deal to Carl. No, no, stop changing.

What you said and what happened. You were negotiating on John's behalf after we already had a deal. I don't care if he told John, he should get $200 up front. John and I had a deal. Right. And you went in there and said, don't go on the show or change the deal.

That's what I'm upset about. That's what everyone's upset about. And he keeps lying and saying that that's not what he did. Right. And we're upset because he was commenting on a video he saw. And it's what we do. If he didn't give John this giant windfall, then $500 plus dollars for John would have been a great deal for John. But you had to dump this big payday on him where he thinks he's worth that now. Right, so I paid John 560. John and I were on for about 70 minutes.

Pretty good money. More than a substitute teacher makes even an ally. Yeah, pretty good money. Most people would be like, okay, even only fans girls. And fat, only fans girls like, that's pretty good.. Most people would be okay, even only fans girls and fat only fans girls like that's pretty good I'll do that any anybody except like a Entertainer that makes thousands and thousands would be happy with that payout for that amount of time It's good money. I John didn't put that much effort into it

He still got a payday out of it and of course I had to pay John long before I'm going to see that money, which is fine. Not complaining about it, but this whole thing we're now trying to create this narrative that I'm the one being cheaper than I was ever going to rip off John. Oh no, it's heaven did you a favor by stirring up shit on his show that that was good for you Okay, that's what he's saying now. Well, okay, there's two things there. So he's saying he did me a favor for my interview with John, which luckily John still did the show, but I had an intervene,

Alex Stein had an intervene. Right. Joey sees as he intervened whenever. So fortunately, we still got John to do the show, but no, Kevin had nothing to do with that show going as well as it did. Correct. And it had everything to do with me show going as well as it did. Correct. And it never needed to do with me. Everything.

Everyone knows that except Kevin. But I will give this, I'll give credit to Kevin for this. He's the one who got John back on the internet. The first time John came back on the internet since October last year, he showed up on MLC and I will never forget the day. Because I got the invite about five minutes before the show. So I'm like, oh shit, is this gonna happen? I remember I went out to the lunch

of my parents that day. I go, yeah, it's supposed to do MLC, but I doubt, I doubt it. John won't show up. And then I get on and I click the link and I had theirs, John's. And you remember what he looked like? Mm-hmm.

He was so gray. He looked like the go with some stuttering John. Yeah. And I remember seeing that like, holy shit, this is happening. So props to Kevin. Kevin paid the money, got John to come on. He ran out on your mom's birthday party.

Yeah, I gotta go. He's the whole world's on the got here. So props to Kevin, but since then, John's been a pretty loose gale around the neighborhood and does everybody show and is on the internet 24-7 and we're all getting our fill of Suddory John I very oh my god I'm gonna say about today back to his same old tricks with the same old jerk offs talking about the same old boring bullshit Yeah, oh my god. So you're right back being terrible his ticket price went down after the original KB appearance. A little bet.

Just a little just a little bet, you know, from $3,620 to $20 all in one week. So that's not great. But Mr. of those company this week has been rough. Oh, his guess on Tuesday was a guy who wanted to be in the whack pack on Howard Stern. And the guy, now, as you guys know, Shule was the one who in the whack pack on Howard Stern. And the guy, now, as you guys know,

Shuley was the one who ran the whack pack. He's the one who got all the interviews, who ran all those bits and all that kind of stuff. So this guy was trying to get on the Howard Stern show through Shuley. And Shuley, I, so what this guy does is he pulls his hair out. He pulls his hair out of his head and on his face and that's like his quirk. So, Shoey went back and pitched that to Howard and Howard and that. And I heard Shoey, how are you supposed to watch a guy pull hair out on the radio? Yeah, like, oh, get boldy over here. Okay. Fun. So, I heard Shoey talking about this on the show today and he goes, you know, normally if somebody says they want to be in the whack back, they're not whack pack material.

You are people who don't even realize they're the whack pack. You know, so this is hilarious because KB brings this guy on and I didn't get a chance to learn his name or care, but he brings this guy on because this guy is like, oh, I'm going to tear Shuley a new one. And Kevin doesn't realize that this guy wanted to be a whack packer and really had nothing to do with any of this. This guy presents himself as a comic who's done all these shows with Bob and Julian and all this stuff.

So the way this starts out, this is a longer clip. But it's so worth watching Kevin's face when he realizes that this is a dog. Because anyone who says I got to probably with Julian and I want to tell him a new one can get on Mr. Post Company right now or probably me too. If anyone out there is listening to you doesn't like me, producer Chris. You could probably get on Mr. Loose Company this week with that information, but this did not work out well. Then you say you're mad, you're like Joey say Joey see I'm but you won't let me on. Yeah, I was like was I was like that did I sound that bad? Wait Joey see Joey see First you got a shit on Shirley. Don't you don't you don't like Shirley?

Come on you can't you can't We had a light on you're like okay. Oh you ready to be Please you wish him well. That's all we need to be a please that's all we need you guys are you guys are clowned you guys all go to the carl charm school hey you

know what let's all get a long while we're together how about talk some shit and then hang up do i have to do you know you're saying. Shit on Julie! He's not going wild. Bob?

I'm not going to go ahead and self with the network. What happened? That's it? That's it. Of course he did. That's that's old news. Okay, like Mike Fuchetti of a big head too. Come on, focus.

What did he do to you? Tell me. This is great. He's a piece of shit. Go. What when I Open for you in Remember you all clad out in The white Remember you I thought about in Pennsylvania This is going on I had a You know in the heaven space it says everything you need to know about how his show is going right now

Right this is how it started he's like I can't fucking believe this is what my show is turned into what it's going on right now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah sure I open for you and him one night. So I'd open for you. What you did? It's jaw. It's almost, coverings entire night. He cannot believe what is happening on his show right now. He's dumbfounded. It looks like his screen is frozen. It has not.

I promise you. Yeah. Everything went cool. Everybody was fine and blah, blah, blah. And at first I had Facebook requested him. I like to never get back, I could be like nothing. I thought that was kind of shitty. You know, I'm like, you don't like front like Facebook front me.

Like I was, you know, and then. Are you looking pretty made? What? He didn't really reciprocate with your face. Facebook friend requests, so you're like, this guy, I don't like this guy. I like this guy's gym. Even you were. I tell you you're gonna comment hot.

Even you answered me after a while. But he did answer you. I've killed you. Yeah, you just ignored me. Who may or surely? Oh, surely. Well, you too. Hey, tell me a story about LinkedIn.

Were you and surely took heaven out? I like that. Well, you too. Hey, I'm sorry about LinkedIn. We're you and surely Kevin L. I like that. Wow. That was the funniest reaction because you just see Kevin going holy shit. I booked this guy because she didn't want to be his friend on Facebook. That's the whole week so far. It's not good. The guest list is just a fucking disaster. Yeah, I was watching today. He had Stevie Lew on. And I like Stevie Lew. He's fine.

And then Ray DeVito pops out. I was just like, all right. Here we go again. Well, after this, people are begging for raids. Yeah, yeah. Let's talk about raid-a-ve. I remember when MLC landed, like, got on my radar. And it was hard because having a tune,

I don't subscribe to it, and having to catch it for, right, knowing to watch it while. Knowing to do that, it took me a while to get there. And then I find it, and it's just like, holy shit, $50, $100, $200 plus. Like, $100 is a super-chatch rolling in. Like, what the fuck? This week, fucking ghost town ghost town like you're not as good as

hasn't been five bucks five bucks ten bucks reading two dollars to get a point in the list and I mean I'm not I'm just telling you the numbers Kevin I'm not taking you to task right I'm just telling you what's happening and I'm sure you know of it but well and I know this isn't Kevin's way and people have told me that you're mad at Kevin for turning on you. I'm like, no, I'm not mad at Kevin for turning on me. I don't expect us to be BFFs. I never expected that.

The problem is is that he tried to thwart my interview with Southern John. He tried to fuck up my show that I've been planning for quite some time and then lied about it the next day. Yeah. That's my problem with Kevin and I made it very clear in the last video and Kevin's going, oh, what do I lie about?

Well, you changed the whole history of what happened. Yeah. You won't just come, you won't be up front about the face. You told John not to do my show. John could then show and he goes, should I do a show of cards? He said, no. And not to point out the obvious,

but very much like Stucho, why are you disputing stuff that's on video? Right. Why bother? Well, he's trying to convince whoever's still watching a show who's not paying enough attention to that, I guess. But it's only bringing more people over to watch my show because he's going,

and I'm watching this video of the curl point out and he's calling me a liar. I'm sure we got a lot of people going, oh, what's that video? Let me see, what that looks like. So, probably not helping his case, when I show him saying what he said and then saying what he said the next day,

being very different from what he actually said. It's like, I laid it out there, it's pretty obvious. I'm the warrior. I'm told I would be good at it. All right, so after this guy comes out and says, yeah, Shoei's not my Facebook friend, and that's fucked up. Kevin's got to save the show now.

So Kevin starts telling the story about how you went to the Yankees game the day before. Him his family all went to the Yankees game and Kevin's got some hot takes about Yankees stadium. They don't even sell ice cream now. I mean, I went with my son to get some ice cream. We're walking all around and then they had a milkshake section that was like, you know, 50 people long. So I'm like, where's the ice cream and then my daughter and my wife, when looking for ice cream, they couldn't find. I was like, who builds a stadium in for summertime events with no ice cream stand? Still scrambling.

I didn't notice somebody super jetted a comment there that didn't get read. It would say Kevin wants to eat white stuff out of a helmet. And that didn't get read on the show. All right. All right, so, Shuly actually supercheted at this point, because Shuly's watching this and going holy shit. Really? This is who you're bringing on to call me out? Uh-oh.

Wow, great. Get, Kevin. I may have to retire after this bombshell. This is like, uh, this is like, uh, this is like, this is like, uh, Carla complaining about Mike Boshetti when he's talking to a fucking, uh, a cookie monster, toky, the cookie monster. Another another fucking puppet. Chris the producer, another fucking Carl Puppet. Hacks. We don't read Julie Network super chats anymore unless they're $50 or higher. All right. So you were about to get booked out the show. I apologize for this.

I'm not grotted now at this point, but I love the fact that he read that and realized he's been defeated and Shuley's clouding him on his own show. So he's like, well, we're not gonna reach Shuley again. I'm gonna take a 50 bucks or more. I mean, what's the price of my TV? 50, yeah. That's the price. 49.99 will take that as well.

And then this comment comes up from Jason Bentley, which says Jesus Christ KB, just when I get my shirts, the show is turning to this. $30 to bring back compound Thursdays, which is referring to when him and Bobby used to go over on Anthony Cumius show. I'm Thursday after noon, but of course Anthony's out of the Kevin Brennan business.

As we all know, a lot of people seem to be. So if you thought things couldn't get worse, because they're bad, things are not going well right now for Kevin Watch what happens next we kept it realized you can't yell The like button you cowards fucking just sitting there with your fucking hands on in your pocket I can't even yell cuz my son's friend is here. I know you got a little to take dad I told his dad. I was was going to be doing a podcast. So I'll be home.

So I can't, I don't know how crazy I can get. So I have to pick my spots. I can't do ruined everything. We're out of the show because there's a few times. So he's like swearing. He's like, oh, shit. I'm concerned about his son's friend going, I don't think I want to have a We're out of the show because there's a few times so please like swearing. He's like oh shit About his son's friend going. I don't think I want to hang out over at the bread. It's anymore Those fucking dots the dad's a screaming on a hot takes about play dates a nice cream

Could you imagine this guy's in his room for two hours? He just hear him screaming. He's all upset and they just walks out and they're like who else is in there with you? Oh No, what? Oh, she's all upset and they just walks out and are like who else is in there with you? Oh, no She's stressed Bob and douchebag. Yeah Yeah, I mean the comments are the only thing that are keeping the show alive. I clipped that that Clip the ice on all the MLC drop that I thought this one was pretty funny and Carl is a pompous nerd good Take is a pompous nerd call this episode pompous nerd. Good take. He is a pompous nerd. Call this episode pompous nerd.

It's pretty good take. Pretty good take. I have one more clip here because after he says, I can't even yell or swear because we have friends over. I'm like, what, how could this get worse in this? Well, what could shows up on the fucking show? I still think I saw it in the chat. I'm going to go more to it.

We got Joey C on the line. Yeah, let's put Joey C on the line. This should get really no luck. He looks gorgeous. This should be a design. I'll walk off the shelf. All right, Joey C. Fresh off his appearance with Stuttering John earlier this afternoon. Now gets the link to go on with Kevin Brennan and I thought

this was a bit that he was doing but I watched further and it was not. Look at how Joey C comes into this one. Am I getting paid for this? Am I getting paid for this? Is that on two shows or does that get paid? Wow. Well how much I got to pay? if that was the case I would have asked that too I didn't know that was the case. I've done enough pre-shows. Now I got Chad Subaco, I don't even fucking know, telling me I'm fucking garbage. Well Chad, I live fucking 6.4 miles, I'll get my car right now, meet your damn mayor warmer, I'm taking my wife there after work. So be there. Let's where I'll be. Okay. Wait. So wait. Chad was saying what about what? Okay. No, no, after the whole new world where Joey C. shows up. And I was watching Joey C. on

sittering John show. And he said something that was not true. He goes, yeah. Carl was calling me a scumbag. And that is not a word I use. I probably call it a retard because I don't say scumbag. So just Joey see, I promise I did not call you a scumbag. It's not a word I use for people. Maybe that's something that you think about yourself. Maybe that's why that happened. But that, that's not on, on me on this one. I wonder what the minimum to entry for Joey C to be on a show is. Oh, how much money is he expecting to get? He goes out of to that and he goes,

what am I in nobody and Kevin goes, yeah, you ain't no funny. He ain't no funny. What do you think he wanted to do that one? Yeah, no shit. All right, I do, I don't wanna do a something John segment. I feel it is a little oversaturated. We have a lot, but I have a big announcement.

Round two or round three, however you're counting this, gonna be on centering John's channel, August 14th. That's a Monday at 6 p.m. Eastern, three Pacific, August 14th, I'll be on centering John. I have a lot more to get to with him that I didn't get around to in round one So I'm very much looking forward to that and you know, we've obviously talked about Chinatown Connor more importantly Peewee Herman Paul Rubens

Mm-hmm past away this week and I want to thank Tony Muscrap Tony Muscrap sent in a fantastic song parody to as a tribute to Peewey and our boy Stuttering John. Why do you know about all coin? Come visit me down in Cape Coral. How are you? Carls are queer with paneling, no morals I can recommend a plumber

He taught me how to use the plunger Come take a shit, S-Toucho's mom's house Kiki The isotopes are devocovabins Free kitty litter at the beach, I'm collecting sand Car drinks like a piazza Found a brand new hemroy doctor down the street From such old mom's house

Munchard tweets and duty stains sheet I'm pleased tried by my house I'm living rural in world but everybody knows that Carla wears a blouse Expired baloney, Julie is a phony date my iPhone 6 Hopson Barley broken down Harley hot carla's a two-faced prick Julie's up to his jay word tricks So clean off the bed is full of cash

My song fatty patty is going to be a smash hit And Atlantic recording artist My kids think I'm retarded My mom co-signed Put money down Pay the move It's such a mom's house Wow!

Brilliant. Fantastic! I love it. Really made my day. And I heard that. Picture his new house. It all makes sense, doesn't it? And this is actually just from right before we started the show, someone sent me that they put in a superchat, and the name of the superchatter was, might otters meaty-kack, meeting my daughter's meaty guy. And so he got John to read this. Okay, but you know, how do you respond to this one? Mike Otters meaty keck.

Thanks for the five bucks. Looking good, John, you guys get all your info from the mainstream media. That's not true. And I'll leave you uninformed. The latest indictment allows Trump lawyers to pin her power. All right. So that's always fun. That political show he does with Richard O'Jet, that is something else I have to say. All right. Let's bring in Cardiff because I wanted to talk

to him. Oh, hello. Hello. Card. Karate, how's it going, buddy? Good, how are you? All right, this thing with Chad Zumak. So you go on the BS show yesterday and Chad was already on the show, only for a little while. And they bring you up and Chad immediately bales and will not come back.

They're asking him to come back. He will not come back. He will not face you. And're asking him to come back. He will not come back. He will not face you. And he created a soccer count on Twitter. That's hilarious. Because the second count's only done, he's only tweeted like eight times. And all eight tweets are,

oh no, the potato socks and Cheno's better. And he's the coolest. It's the dumbest, yeah. And didn't tag me in any of those, just kind of hiding. But you followed me posted about your Twitter, so if you want to see those, go to the card of the lect, or card of the lect. Elect, yeah.

Yeah, you'll see those out in there. Now, the reason why I wanted to call you today and talk to you about this kind of stuff is because. Have you ever tried to call Tuky? That's my first question. I don't think so. Ooh. All right. So. Okay, go ahead. The reason why I tried to call Tookie, that's my first question. I don't think so. Woo! All right.

So, okay, go ahead. The reason why I tried to call you today is because Shule addresses on the show this morning. And now, Chad's like a part of the Shule network for some reason, they're doing some show that's similar to what I do on the creep off, surprise, surprise. We've been doing it for a long time.

Pado Hunter, I'll see you. Oh my. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. We've been doing it for a long time. Pado Hunter. Also, we're to... Oh my. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. Yes it is. So, she was doing this thing. I don't know if she was on the show, but I know Chad is.

And they watch like old Chris Hansen things. Where, you know, they catch butterflies. Julie, come on. What up, it's fun. I know why he has Chad on Chad's Desoiled of talent as he's proving time and time again And Shuly was kind of taking both sides And when he was explaining this today

Because I was interested in to see what his take was gonna be He goes, well you know it turns out Chad was saying a lot of shit about Cardiff And Card was saying a lot of shit about Chad And I thought they could hash it out on air But you know apparently they weren't able to do that. I want to know what the Chad tell I don't even know if you know the answer to this What did Chad tell Shule that you did to him or what do you think he said? Oh, well he did tweet

I think he deleted the tweet though But he went off on the narrative again that I doxed his family members. I dox's cousin when in fact He was the one that doxed his cousin members, I doxed his cousin. When in fact, he was the one that doxed his cousin. I have explained this before. So other than that, I can't imagine anything. I've goofed on him, I've made, I've made stupid Tumak, I gotta get the Tumak Tumak on there. Yeah, he's a comedian that can handle

being goofed off of good. It's time. Two Mark, zoom on. And of course Chad's Anglana is, I'm the real Z-man. What you see is what you get. This card of guys hiding behind a filter and he's pretending to be a potato. None of that fucking matters Chad because none of us are actually trying to dox people in real life and to the point that you just made what happened was you sent an email to Chad because Chad's been threatening to get your job taken away from you and doxed you and all this crazy shit. So you sent a private email to Chad about some relative of his,

some family member. That was in the same industry that he was some relative of his, some family member, that was in the same industry that he was right after me. Right, so it was relevant to the conversation. And he decided to post that email. Now, yes. Doxing means a lot of things to a lot of people. But the fact that he posted who this relative is,

or how you can find out who this relative is, it's not like you were going out there and saying, we gotta take this person down. You know, it's similar to when he was saying that people were gonna dox his aunt like no one cares about your aunt No, nobody cares about your relatives. That nobody cares about any of this shit And so we like to hide behind this thing. He loves to talk all this man shit. Just like John Where he's threatening people he's talking about the shit and then someone talked shit about him or threatened him He's just like oh my pearls

So I was disappointed in Shule saying that there was like two sides of the story, because I'm like, all right, were you gonna explain that? Because I know exactly what Chad's done to you. I don't know what you've done to Chad at all. Yes, again, nothing but goofing. Okay. Remember I was the one that made him likeable. I almost turned the tide on that douchebag. I remember I was annoyed with you at the time. Yes, you were. I was very annoyed with you, which is the only reason I did it.

Show me the show with the Z-band on your show. I was like, what the fuck is this all about? But all right. What a douche. I mean, that was going to be my take about MLC. They got to get Chad back on that show. I mean, whatever's happening over there right now is a fucking. Oh, you think so? I think that is going to be an arc to maybe bring it back to the glory. Chad back to the show. Interesting. Yeah, Chad likes to talk about, because his soccer count was telling him how Chad had great

chemistry with Kevin Brennan on the show and they're so good together. I used to watch that show. Kevin Brennan would just be ripping on Chad down stop and then Chad would be like, all right, and then we read a super chat. I know. No, come back. No, nothing. Just gonna smash my Kevin over and over again. Now he's got guys talking about not getting Facebook invitations and whatever the fuck's going on over there. It's unwatchable. It's unwatchable. Chan is unwatchable. Chan does a show where he watches Kevin show and repeats the same four lines over again. I do a better show than this. I make this show good.

Yeah. I'm killing it. I'm winning. Yeah, and now my internet's freezing and Andy just turns it off because it's terrible. Yeah, he's getting struck by a stucho. Yeah, see, get struck by stucho, that's a whole thing too. So it's not all bad, dude. That's a new low. Where he's stuck. He struck heartiffs, YouTube page. And then, Shuwi talked him into taking the strike away

when the however that works. And now he acts like he did you a favor. Oh yeah, he holds it over my head. He sent me many emails since. Remember when I did that to remove that strike for you? You helped me. Thank you. Yeah.

All right, I punched you in the face, but I gave you ice. So we're even. People get annoyed with the, the drive apart of the show. So I'll ask you this. There's a couple of different options. I was gonna ask Carter, but I'll ask you this. There's a couple of different options. I was going to ask Carter, but I'll ask Andy. Andy knows better. Should we check out a little bit of scorch?

We still have more scorch stuff. Okay. Or should we get back into the the paddy song parody contest and look at some of those song parodies and figure out who's in the running for the winner. Yeah. I got I got to go paddy song cuz I know I have the potential to be funny Scorch jokes definitely won't be funny. I don't know about that, but all right Don't tell me don't like my show Don't tell me don't like my show Don't tell me don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me I go from the end of the world. Because that's absurd. I gotta ask, Cardiff, how would you have answered the question I just posed to Andy? Scorch. Yeah, I'm seeing that in the chat. I'm seeing Scorch in the chat over here. Hey, let the audience have their way.

All right, no, no, I hit the jingle. So now it's official. We gotta go through. Nobody can be mad at me. No back, no back. No, W-A-T-P. We have a lot of rules over here. I think I made the right decision. Okay, so here's the thing.

Suthering John came back to the internet and nobody cares about Patrick Michael anymore. So what we need to do is we need to pick the parodies that have come in and figure out what the top five, four or five are, so we can put out a poll and let people vote on what they think is the best song parody. So I want to run through the song parodies that we have. I'm gonna need all you guys to kind of grade them as we go.

And we'll figure out which ones grade the highest card if I need your help on this too, your input on it. I'm not gonna tell you who wrote kind of grade them as we go. And we'll figure out which ones grade the highest card. If I need your help on this too, your input on it. I'm not going to tell you who wrote any of these. I don't want to sway votes. And also, because I didn't write it down. Well, I don't want to sway any votes. No, however we're going to know who won. Well, we're going to go by each song.

Great. And this one is, we'll start with this one, these streams. me all Carl's success I want to slip my wrist cuz the only thing that I live for are streams when I'm pissed talking to five people all right it gets to the course eventually that's uh these streams. Oh, right. Are next one, are you right now notes over there? I got it. Andy, all right, you guys got it.

All right, cool. Next one is, uh, start to try. Runnin' tail off 14 nations And he's goin' life Thinkin' he's around with his, he's got shit wildfights Plugin' in a blue set of headphones Spent no more than five Talking bout a night for the mushrooms and fortnight All right, that's start to try the Foo Fighters cover there. Next one up is just a panty puke water song. When W-A-T-P can't be in shine It broke back and spores down loads

That bucket is more guy His biggest head I killed a woman I had to mess him around With you somehow find his podcast, you'll burn that shit to the ground. And if you water, the fight is the chorus there. This one is called My Name Is. My name is Jimmy's. Patrick. Jacob, Jacob, Patty, Seapups.

My name is Todd. My name is Chris. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, you water. Hi, kids. Do you like the party? My name is Todd, my name is Kristi, my name is Chikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik At least I got two lips and like Chad Zuma's face. And Trey Peacock says, Patrick, please get a job. You make less money than a penis on Peapod. Well, I thought you should know, my rap's got the flow like I record my music with shit I bought from five below. Well, produce podcast?

Nah, I can't relate. I slap Carl so hard that it's teeth are now straight. I'm not about to write shit down. I only riff. Only way to make you laugh is to push me off a Tony hinge cliff. Fuck me or fight me. Don't compare me to Mudge Shark. At least I own the claws that I hide in at the trailer park. Alright, my name is, that just reminded me, John was going on one of his

bragged, docious rants the other day and was talking about everything. Oh, it was on with KC Armstrong. Him and KC did a show on KC's channel to check that out. And KC was explaining to John that he's not a, wasn't a writer on the Howard Cern show. And John's like, what are you talking about? I wrote all this stuff. And one of the things he was bragging about was that my name is parody, did with Fred Norris.

It's the worst song parody ever. My name is Fred, my name is Eric, my name is Fred Norris. It's not clever, but he's still proud of that. Yeah. Shockey to me. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one.

I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure. It's embarrassing. Get over it. You should talk about it on Yo, remember the 90s? That's true. True imbecile. Next stop. Into working our bees. Let me ask you do party headphones are best friends on anchor dot FM

His chat video successful with the comments are stressful Better you're okay. You're okay. Are you okay, Patty? Do it shitty karaoke? Like go be do better, Patty. All right. I'm not gonna play anymore of that. I think that's gonna make the finals That one's fantastic. What are my favorites? This next one is Dinner Paddy-C At sunrise I look for stuff to eat Cause I'm really hungry and he just went to sleep Cause he's a dead meat livin' in a trailer Get remember the last time that I ate

And prisoners are fed better than this for Paddy Please take me away Can you make me dinner? That's a great one Not a great side to stick with, but a funny parody for sure. Alright, the next one is a fuck me or fight me. Fuck me or fight me.

Fuck me or fight me. Fuck me or fight me. FUNNY OF MY ME FUNNY OF MY ME FUNNY OF MY ME FUNNY OF MY ME That's what I remember, that's about the whole song But it's so great, it goes to the boner parody right there Hmm, alright, tell about a little uh Petty Pukewater, how bizarre Uh, Carl's fanbase mentally Make fun of people online while your girl is riding in the basement

Yeah, how! How bizarre! How bizarre! Trey Peacock's not around. Sweet Carly ran away. Alone in the closet, recording all day. Asked to party with no electricity? Like a fish to water, I'd do it for free. Quit my fast food job, but I never drop the fries.

Invite me on your podcast. I won't agree how bizarre. How bizarre, how bizarre. All right, that one goes on, but that's very impressive. Good use of AI for the voice there. Really good stuff. We'll call this one PM parody, because I don't know what it's called.

Hello band with my old friend. on PM parody because I don't know what it's called. Screaming And the glitch is of the cactus inside my brain still remains Within the stream of Paddy All right, the stream of patty. I guess we should call that rename that one on your notes Stream of patty that one on your notes. Stream of patty, that one's fantastic. What a creativity, very creative response is here. All right, how about lips of a retard? I thought you would have moved on by now.

His kids in the next room, and I think they're begging for food. I'm glad he never really moved on. It's really good to hear your voice. Say Carl's name, it sounds so sweet. Coming from the lips of a retide here in you spurgis such a treat And I hope he never says goodbye Cuz patty makes it hard to be hateful With the brain of every time.

I don't really smash you over that, that's it. Alright. This one is, uh, God, don't we know? I may not always hate you. That's all, it's always my patrons I blow you You never need to At least you still give me shadows

God only knows I'd be broke with you If car all ever heaps me all right, that was fun If Carl ever gives me Alright, that was fun Uh, next one is Patrick Michael Time How was the AF in your face, BH, if you only knew? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Patrick Michael Time, all his headphones in the line I can hear his baby crying Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The

his bills are all due when his babies need pound but you're a bust This patreon has run dry and people play clips and don't pay a Smoole accounting that he neglects each day his ex-wife's gonna Hollow his belongings away, but you're a bust Right, that's a fun one. Again, using real audio, turn that into a sign, very creative. Quick couple more, this one is Watch's Show Again. I want to stop, but I still fucking like it. Well, no one knows where his show is,

but I guess that no one's asking. He didn't know the donnances like the Spud you loved to hate. And you know it's a lie That you haven't heard Daddy call or cry Daddy also not as broke as God will I tried to make it through an episode I wanted to but it's so fucking dull And it should be a crab For the single bitch to waste everybody's time

Let's watch this show again Alright, that's a watch this show again And then one more F me or F me I'm just saying, all of these are in contention. I thought it was going to be easier. Patrons. I have to say, all of these are in contention. I thought it was gonna be easier. And I was thinking, bad, he's like, oh, these are actually really good. Fantastic job, everybody, for sending these in.

Here's what I'm gonna do. I see producer Chris is giving them all grades. That's a great way to go about this. Can you look and tell me what your top five are? Sure, producer Chris. Excuse me. We have dinner with Patty C. Oh yeah, we make me dinner. Yeah, watch his show again. Yeah How bizarre

My name is okay, and Yeah, Patrick Michael time are my top five. Okay What do you have over there Andy concern? Can you give me a top five? I can roll with I can confirm that are those are all those are the five that that's a good. Any others that you want to sneak in there? That's wrong. That's wrong. Yeah. All right. As long as I can go see the owner is on the list. Okay. I did not put that on the list. All right. I even pay attention. Whatever he says.

He's like, those five are perfect except for I wanted this one. There was a lot of songs, Carl. I know. I apologize. I should have narrowed it down, but I couldn't. They're also good. Cardiff, do you have a tap five? You can give us.

I do. My name is. I've got true imbecils. Uh, the nickel back one. Uh, daddy, something right the dinner one. Uh, how bizarre and Patrick Michael time the dinner one. And I think you gave me six, but that's okay. What was the last

when you just said? Uh, the Patrick Michael time. Okay. You did not have true. I'm a cell. I did not. Maybe I like that song. It was very close though. Okay, you did not have true. Michelle. I did not Maybe I like that song. It was very close though. Okay, because I did a report card. Yeah, what did that get? They're gonna be great a B alright. Yeah, that sounds pretty good. Yeah, better than I'd ever did It's gonna be 85 All right, awesome. So what I'll do is I'll come, actually when we ask the chat, yeah, all right. People are putting in the discord, perfect, please.

Put in the discord where you guys think should be the top five. And what I'll do is I'll figure out from your guys' grades what those are, I'll put a pull up and we'll crown a winner. And I don't want the people who are writing these parodies to be cheating and getting all their friends to vote. Doesn't the creep off?

Right, let's not be like Vini on the creep off or we're talking, we're telling friends and family who have no idea what's going on to go and vote. You know what I mean? Okay, it's just something I do to make sure everyone's protected. Whoa, that was quick. That was very quick, Karnaugh.

Congratulations on that. I'm the first to have that drop. Well, that's something that Adam Crowley used to do with Bald Bryan. Bald Bryan would pull a drop during the show and then play it at the end of the show, which I always found very impressive, because he's also paying attention to play drops,

so good job, Karnaugh. Thank you. I appreciate that. Now, I feel like I'm gonna give everyone blue balls, but don't play a little bit of scorch. So, let's do top five scorch just to prove me wrong. Let's just act a little bit of scorch here. Come on on and some to range stories that are very strange.

Weird news. All right. Now, this is again from the listener who sent in a whole bunch of clips. I'm actually going to pull the video up even though there is no video. They just have fun photos of scorching TRI. So it's always good to hear what they're up to. This is scorch's tips. One of the segments they do on the show.

So we're going gonna learn something here everybody Although you may have a legal prescription marijuana is legal under federal law as a result TSA officers will report the infraction to him at illegal. He's already fucked this up. He's already fucked this up I'll explain. He means illegal But as a result TSA officers will report the infraction to local law enforcement. Dada, Dada. TSA officers aren't actively looking for weed. But if they have served it, they have to report it.

If it's sitting open up your bag and it's sitting right on top of the bag, okay, now you're in trouble. But put it in your sock. Okay, so you just heard what he said. It's still illegal federally. So TSA agents, which is a federal agency, if they see your weed, it could be a problem. So you just got to hide it.

They're not going to give you a big problem because it's legal in a lot of states now. Yeah, they would rather not see it actually. Right. So I feel like I already got my tip, right? Right. No, not for Scorch. Scorch is going to go into more detail on this. Can I make a suggestion? No, no, no. A friend of mine.

Tear-axe, great. No, don't talk. Stop it. One suggested, I certainly wouldn't suggest it myself, but a friend of mine wants a butt thing. No, no, no That's a funny thing. She's ever said. Yeah, isn't the butt thing. No, not this time. Not this time I know you're go-to scorch the butt thing has anyone ever put weed up their ass I don't think it's that type of drug. I can be wrong A friend of mine once suggested this and I know it worked because he's done it a few times. If you've got stuff like that, wrap it in a baggy. Wrap the baggy in foil.

Take a container of baby powder. Put the foil at the thing, whatever it is, in the baby baby powder shake the baby powder up so the baby powder is all along and it's Surrounding the items that we're talking about. Uh-huh. You'll get away with it At least my friend did I can't say so you're giving people ideas How to I'm not my friend is I know My friend is I know, but you're never never do that. So you are explaining to them how it works for your friend. Is he talking about getting it through security where there's drugstiffing dogs?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's nothing to do with this. We're talking about TSA agents. Yeah. Now I have gone through airports where there's dogs, but I think they're like stepping from bombs, right? Right. They don't have dogs out there that are gnarx, do they?

That's not cool. And if a TSA agent does open your bag, you want them to find a bag of powder and foil. Make sure you're following all over the place. They'll be like, I carry on, sir, my fault, my bad. Jesus Christ, that's the delusent place I've ever heard. After he says, they're probably not gonna give you a hassle about it.

Yeah. Can I give you cardage tip? Please. By weed where you land. Right. That's also I think you can do it now. Pretty easily. Smoke it all.

Jesus, the last time I went to Vegas, our Uber driver was like, okay, you know, we told him which hotel we were going to. He's like, yeah, but you guys want to stop at his sensory first? Like, no, we just go to the hotel. I was like, are you sure? There's one over here. There's one over there. I felt like he was going there anyway. Yeah, yeah, but you guys want to stop at his sensory first like no, just go to the hotel I was like, are you sure there's one over here? Is one over there? I thought he was going there anyway. Yeah, so like he needed to go there

He's gonna convince you. No, we're good right now. I sure you don't want to drop off you dry cleaning while you're here We're gonna hook her from because No, ladies and gentlemen if you have kids in the room. No, that's not how you do it We do not go break the law. We do not try to put stuff on there and his friends are bad people I take that personally Morning, yeah, we scored scores is such a badass watch out for this guy smuggle and weed to the airport whoa Spuggled weed to the airport whoa Tea right has to be the whole now Scored right what's not smuggle drugs come on now

There's children less thing what someone please think about the children over here All right, wow, I wasn't expecting to do so much today They've done we've done a lot. We haven't done it all yet. We gotta bring Annie on. What's happening, Annie? Oh, hey everyone. Hey everyone. It's been a minute. How you been? My week has been pretty busy, pretty stressful, but you know, that's just personal life bullshit. Oh, okay. It's not your gaming podcast is stressful, I hope. No, no, we recorded a great episode this morning about modded Minecraft.

And remind people how they can find that. It's at what is this game on YouTube at WITGS? I feel like I came up with a title for that. What is this game? It may be inspired by you. I like it. I think it's great. I think she created everything.

Yeah. That is the rough idea. I'm the shillie now where it gets good for. I know and I have to take shit about the name of my podcast when I was in here. And I was like, oh, yeah, I wouldn't name it that. And me and my, it's the most convoluted fucking podcast

name over here ever fucking to come up with. Yeah, nobody could find that. I'm at the top of the phone. No one can find you on these podcasts. It's not about a quarter anymore. Oh, Hey guys guys You're both wrong All right, you can both get here. I'll be starting double a all apologies

podcast You all right All apologies It's like it's a fucking yellow face Look at Andy all right I'm so fat. Fuck it, Andy. Alright. Let's get into our next segment because we all have to catch an alien.

This is a very important part of the show, obviously. It's time for everyone's thing. And I do have to give you no sure real quick card if I have the air and I have found it as we're doing this on the air. But that last episode was so fucking long if you do this to me again No, this one three lunch list and three minutes. I see that. I see that. Thank you. That was quick one. It went on forever It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien Are you ready to play to catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien?

I ran in. I don't want people. If your child doesn't have any problems and you've made the mistake of doing it, don't freak out. But you know, start looking into ways to increase general health anyways, the detoxified. Because I do believe the human body is wonderful and can get rid of it And by the way the the book goes through all this it's one Amazon calls unknown The epidemic of sudden deaths 21 and 22. It's just a great book great and sad book to read and how evil these people are If you could elaborate more and I think this will really hit people better coming from you not the peanut like me

excessive morality, you know mortality, you know when people are just dropping like flies and you have the facts and the facts of the facts What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices Number one and the data sings a song Next, here are your choices. Number 1. And the data sings a song. Be the math of the math. Next. Dead people can't lie anymore. more. Four opinions and assholes, you know, lastly, the tooth is the truth to catch an alien. All right, the facts are the facts. I'm going to go with dead and dead people can't lie any more.

Andy, what do you think? I like that one too. You could take it. Yeah. The rules are, we're all trying to win individually. I know. I know. Let's make sure Cardiff doesn't win,

but that's not really the rules. That was my answer. I'm gonna, I'll play fair, and I'll pick that one also, because that was my instinct. All right, it's not about fair it's just you try to win you're trying to win the game I can't win with this guy you can't because it's on any take a lap I'm gonna go with one the data sings a song I do like the data sings a song I don't know if Cardiff care without a worry come up with that one from producer Producer Chris.

Four opinions, asshole. All right, opinions and assholes, you know. Let's find out. If you could elaborate more, and I think this will really hit people better, come from you, not the peanut like me. Excessive morality, mortality. When people are just dropping like flies

and you have the facts and the facts of the facts and the math of the math, what are some of the most stunning things in your research? I'm not sure you made that one up. That's the, come on. I've been gaslighting you this whole time, just for the math. Are whole time. The math? Are the math?

The math? All the math? I'm surprised nobody went for the tooth is the truth. That was my other one. Yeah. Wow. All right, congratulations, Cardiff. You win this round, buddy.

Thank you. Dirt you've seen. I mean, all of it's stunning, but just some of the craziest stuff. The craziest thing for me was what happened to the millennials in the third quarter of 2021. That was the event and that's that's the smoking gun we got you. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the stunning research to catch Unalien. Brought to you by subreddit surfing Wednesday's at 8 on YouTube and also And it's tilted, which you never hear about. No, no. Then Uranus got hit. Yeah.

Hey, there you go. Very good. Cardiff, so you're doing server-deserving tonight. What is the category tonight, my friend? Onethical life pro tips tonight. We'll be going through. That's a fun one. That sounds like a fun sub-reddit.

Yes, we're going to have a lot of fun banter with special guest, Brian McBride. Oh, Brian's great. The voice of Syracuse on the creep off. That's fantastic. So that's Wednesday at the clock. On the suburb of surfing, YouTube channel. If you're listening to this after we put it out,

it's still up there. Go check it out. Go watch it at any time. And you have a blog that's actually on my board. Yeah, I decided, hey, I'm on a show where we play clips. Yeah, I have a show. Why not bring a clip from the show? We did Michael Vic this week.

This is, we're gonna hear that. I encourage you to love your animals or whatever animal you have, whether it's a dog or cat, it's a reptile, if it's a horse. You may for a long time. I encourage you to love that animal dealing with all your heart. Whether it's a cockatoo or a marmosid a unicorn or a

Super cab ride love it with your heart, but not your penis real end up in jail like me It fuck burns kill them all I don't give a fuck about them Michael Vic killed a lot of dogs. All right, check it out I do love the all apologies podcast where you play apologies from people who are not sincere in any single way. They're being forced to apologize by their PR team in most cases. And since we're doing plugs, hi, this is the golden voice Ted Williams. And I can't wait to meet you at the magic bag September 15th for who are these podcasts?

Live show with special guests, the Druid Mike show joining Karl hamburger tickets are available at watplive.com I'll see you at the magic bag September 15th with Drew and Carl and the gang from W.A.T.P. and don't forget that Annie the show, what the fuck is this game or something? And I did forget, I did forget that we've done it all today, which means the type of atmosphere part of the show. Oh, Jesus have we talked to Tamson's Philly Might be the last time we had tab on the show. I don't know. I think he left you a voicemail or something Yeah, I think he's lots of voicemail too, but yeah, sure he's got some good ideas about his show to cover So I'm excited

Usually does so I'm excited to have a tab back on the show. It has been a hot minute for him Please join us again for that show I might be episode refining what's for all who are these podcasting love every pony Party in the must this Of morning radio Hey, how to show these Oh My cow it sure is or is it any

Do you have any reviews for us? I do. I've got one for us right now is from Faye get from 23 that's not funny cut that part out Seems like a nice lady Oops try to make one suicide joke and abums everyone out time Myers level writing right there. Oh What was that? I'm trying to remember what that's referring to. Every week.

No. Everyone's gonna bump down over a joke. Yeah, I guess that doesn't happen quite often. Is that a five star review? It is a five star review. And it's referencing about 10 days ago, the same person left a review saying they help, this show helped them get through dark times.

That's right. And they finally decided finally decided to you know go to Greenland That's right. Okay. That was when I told them about Dicks shirt that's on sale for five thousand dollars Yeah, you can see a sequel review. I love it. I like it You know some of those people leave a five-star review and we enjoy their review where we don't go back and give us another five-star review You use as many user names as you can yeah, we don't. Go back and give us another five star review. Use as many user names as you can. Yeah, I don't know what the rules are. But Faye is done. Faye's been taken.

Faye's been taken. Faye anymore. That's correct. Let's hear some voicemail starting with a good buddy of mine who likes me a lot. That's Tony from the Bronx. Carl, Tony from the Bronx. Listen, what's this up starting to they hear that you're good at broadcast,

you're giving out tips, you take it, you're ready to beat it on to your wing. Do remind me of the people I work with that have a few years on the job and talk like they've been through hell and back. Carl, the duct tape that OPU uses to hold his whole pit of windshield got more time and broadcast and then you stop. Take it down a notch and Niki from the Bronx who called in last week.

He ain't really from the Bronx, he was doing a fake accent. He's actually just some cast out and welcomed your fall. Anyway, call him out. I don't believe in nothing, no, no. I don't know what to believe. I don't believe these two are collaborating on some of these things that are happening. Listen, Tony, if that is your real name, if there's one person I can give advice to about

broadcasting, it's Ray DeVito. All right, please, give me that at least. I've been rather successful, but at least give me that. First time listener, well I'm kind of color. I used to not know who's stuttering John or O.P. were. I was kind of aware of O.P. but I think I really give a hug. But now, because of you, actively rooting for them. And I don't want people messing with them because it's kind of rough when they're not

doing the best I guess. Okay, but also Keep going. Fuck you. You crooked to Thrukin teeth clubbed-fitted Fuck face. I trip over that all the time. You had a me pada. I wasn't gonna play that voice mail until he fucked out though. I got it. That sounds pretty good.

All right. Now this one is the great CMUS. And I guess I didn't understand when we were talking about reading Super Tatch from CMOS, 4044. He was texting it to the great CMOS. I see their names and the great CMOS is spelled out and CMOS. So I didn't make that connection in my head just for that because I was thinking about it visually. Hey great CMOS here again. I want to apologize to CMOS. I got a little bit heated

last time and I also want to thank Cardiff for deciphering my My voice mail where I forgot to give the point that his name set or there is a her name sounds a lot like Seemuse and so that's why it throws me off every time it gets said Yes, anyway Tell me back the great Seemuse was at a Ween concert last night. He was emailing me photos of it. He had a very good time. I was a bit jelly.

Got a bit jelly about that. He's also going to see Weezer in a week or two. So he's seen all the great fans. Same, same. Yep. That's all the same shit. Gary from San Diego. Hey, Carl. Gary and San Diego. Well, I'm sure you know that the hapless Uncle Rico trio embarrassed themselves tremendously.

They flopped on their face by having a really shitty interview with Benny loco and Andrea Barro. Well, it didn't help that they had that shitty attorney on with that. It's terrible broadcasting. It's not interesting or funny and anything go fucking away. Actively ruining it. Actively ruining shows and thinking like, oh it could be I'm trolling, aren't I great? No, you're so fun fact. Yeah. It's the only time I have heard you use the word scumbag. Oh yeah, that's true. He's a scumbag. Broward, they did not prepare no research, no nothing. It was a bore fest. Carl, I think you can pull this out.

If you could get them on for an interview, you could become a national hero. If you can get Benny Loco and Andrea Brauer and maybe even hockey sticks and maybe Nikki B for a full fledged interview that with all kinds of prepped questions, like what did John have them do? Did he have them harass anybody? That was one of the rumors that's been going on. Anyway, it's up to you now, and don't let that hapless trio get away with flopping like they did. Okay, Gary out. I didn't realize Gary was not an Uncle Rico fan. He had a strong opinion. Now, here's my thought. If I can get many loco on, and even hockey puck, why I have been messaging with,

I didn't think hockey puck'd like me, but apparently he is a fan. If I can get them on, can I get Gary and Sandy A. I was wondering that. He's the guy with the questions. He's already got to figure it out. Yeah. I'll reach out for you.

The Mod Squad on the Carl Network. How can you have Gary's kind of information, Cardiff? Because he's a creep. I have Gary and Judy. Do you really? What about Sandy? I really do. Yeah, Sandy, not Sandy.

Oh, Sandy. No. All right, Cardiff, she's a little, she's a little wiry that Sandy. Let's talk after this, because I really would love to get Gary out of show. I've tried. He doesn't want to come on camera at all, but he'll submit some questions.

All right, we can make him corn or something. Not corn. All the kids are doing this. Tomato. Yeah, it's easy. Give him a puppet. I'll give him a puppet or something. Tomato.

Hey, Carla. This is the kill. Don't mute me, bro. Bro, don't mute me. I don't think that was the real John. I don't think he refers himself in step-chall. And I could be right. I could have a John. This is a stuttering fuck face. All right. Paco caught into the show. Hey Paco wants you on his show. Mm-hmm. Can I give him your email, Jess? Yeah, I keep forgetting to ask you.

I already signed off on this. But maybe I did ask him about my calls in your court. Sorry Paco, we'll make it happen, I promise you. Yeah, it was so cool. This is Paco. I just want to say, man, your last episode really made me realize how good of a podcast that you are. You know, you keep gain strength from disrespecting all these other

podcasts that are not doing the right, you know, you're doing the hell of a job man. That's why, um, it's why I like your podcast dope. It's hell, man. You know, saying, anyway, oh yeah, fuck heaven, Brennan. You know, saying that about the good, full, you know, say, know say hating on you fuck that fool dog. All right later Later Paco. Thank you, buddy. Do you have the fuck Kevin Brennan Drap over there? Curried if I don't know if you I don't I've still trying to get it from the shooly network. They have the they haven't the audio You can always ask Adam. He's got it on his board. We could just start a chant

I mean he's got it on his board. Or we could just start a chant. We just started cheering out. Let's start a new car roll. September 14th or 15th or 15th. Yeah, that's a good idea. It's the number 15th. And the magic bag card if it's gonna be there. Woo.

Yes. I'll be looking for FKB. That's a good idea. Then I might just have to. Yeah, I'm excited, but we'll see. See how that goes. Bumbs for T. She's never seen a potato cry.

Yeah. That's a potato cry. Yeah. Oh, it moved. This is the gay guy from Trisha's podcast with some notes about your road. Okay, ask her. You guys not once. Did you mention what a cliché it is for fat hores on the internet to have an over-the-top dickfucker on their show? Missed opportunity. I spoke for itself but okay. Puster. Tell producer Chris to call me. Whoa! I don't mind being a matchmaker. All right. Leave out the vocal fry. We'll talk.

All right, there you go. Oscar, you're in. Last one. Sergio from Providence, call it in. Hey, it's Sergio from Providence. I'm sitting in my computer. I was in the stream game. What do I see?

It's like Evan Reynolds trying to fuck up the stuttering guy and then he's shitting on you, Carl. I'm sitting down and getting ready. He might chicken-court on blue. And just like, what the fuck? You know, I was reallyitting on you, Carl. I'm sitting down and I didn't read you my chicken cord on blue and just like, what the fuck? You know, I was really starting to like him, right? And I was trying to consider him a friend. I'm gonna go.

I got you back, Carl. Bye. I don't need any friends. I don't want a friend. All right. Well, this has been a lot of fun today and educational. Yeah. I have to say.

I learned a lot. What's going around the room and say one thing that you learned today. Ha ha ha. All right, that's enough. Guys, thank you so much, Annie. I'm like, it's just something I do to make sure everyone's protected.

Cardiff electric, I'm gonna give you a cup check next time I see you, sir. Thank you. All right, Andy. That was from my cup. Andy from the All Apologies Podcast, producer Chris from WATP. We've done it all today. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arr, arr, arrrr, arrrr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arrr A plane has hit, I rewatch Icarly.

I forgot about that. Boom. Boom. Boom. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm running. So, we probably already had this idea and I apologize because I say a lot of things a lot. So I forget a lot of the things that I say. But could we do a show that just jokes about 9-11? Like that'd be the only format.

Just making jokes about 9-11, is it too soon, Andy? What do you think? I'm stealing this idea. I think that's a great idea. Alright, let's come up with a witty name for it. Send me your suggestions for our new Night� Lovin' Cavity Show. Please. What do you think, OJ?

I would love to. Never that. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

Crack it about, you think that's a good idea. I think don't. Oh. Are we done? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're done.