Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep433 - That's OFfensive

Episode Date: August 6, 2023

What a time to be alive. Not only are sluts slutting it up all over the internet for money, they’re also broadcasting with no filter. The things these thots reveal about themselves would make the Howard Stern from 1997 blush. It’s also just a bit unappealing.  Tab Birt from Here’s What I Don’t Get joins the show to laugh about chlamydia and pretending pee is squirt. Then we get a follow up on Opie’s next big radio deal. Poor Opie had to learn what he’s worth. Somehow, in this crazy universe we call the dabbleverse, Cardiff Electric has teamed up with Stuttering John to do a show on Thursdays called “Why Do They Podcast.” John’s trying to mimic my format and he’s in way over his head. Also, we get a surprise visit from an old friend that everyone has been missing! https://hereswhatidontget.com/ Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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should all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called That's Offensive. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Adelia Acker, aka Deals, and the episode I checked out also had a co-host Spencer Michael Barrick. And the guests on this episode that I checked out were Brandy Andrews and Mickey who goes by at dirty goth boy with an eye if you want to follow him. I guess he's very famous. Some of the stories he's telling. He acted like he was super famous and I've never heard of this guy ever in my I hadn't heard of it any of the four so. Right. But I live in a cave so that that might be why. Yeah. That these the fame hasn't gotten to say Lewis yet. It's coming.

Time times. Watch out. We only just got the internet. I should point out offensive. The only effort both capitalized because it's an only fan show everybody. That's right. Another only fans podcast or we talk about all the skanks that you can give money to monthly and then you have to give more money to them throughout the month in order for them to put fingers

where you want those fingers to go. I don't know how it works. I'm not only fans. I could only assume these things, tab. You croaked me if I'm wrong about this, all right? I would have no idea. I don't uh, sent for women on the internet. No, I don't mean either.

Just like we agreed to before the show. All right. I'm going to get this thing started off because here we have these two only fans girls and they have the porn star. Uh, well, I know that one guy is definitely a porn star, Spencer Michael Berk. I believe Mickey is also, although, no, I think he's not doing it on video. He just likes to fuck. Okay, he definitely likes to fuck.

He is a professional gambler, but not really, I can't figure it out. I was really unclear as to what the fuck that guy did to make money, because he's like, yeah, I played poker, but not for money, but I do make money. Right. What do you do, man? Well, and he's friends with Kevin Hart.

I don't know. We'll get into all of that. But let's start off. This is a great way to start a show off with hot only fans, girls, because I got to imagine the people watching this are guys, right? Who are like, hey, titties. Let's go. So this is a fun way to start off a show like that. Apparently, I've got two big big dig guys next to me. How big we've happened here. I don't actually know an inch is I'm not sure. I just know that it's a lot of bottles. In water.

A bottle. No, a water bottle. No, this is about the size of my dick, but it's not as fat. Actually? Yeah. And it's pierced. It's not as fat though, but yeah. Wow. So do you have a vibrating little ring? So when you fuck girls, it's like, nah, I've only changed the ring once. My ring is like pretty solid.

This is the Albert like three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What's the Howard Stern show? We're gonna start by talking about what's cock to begin with. All right. Let's get to some cock talk. Tell me about your cock. Cocktober. Starting out early. Producer a character. Tell me about your cock

Cocktober starting out early producer Chris. Let's talk about your cock stop it. You know just whipping out. Let's go The fans are demanding it What the fuck is that the WTP patreon next month producer Chris is weiner Next month, we're doing the shoot right to the show ends. All right, so this guy Mickey, who is the guy with the soundboard for some reason, even though he's the guest, he's got a soundboard and he uses that.

Yeah, quite a bit. He's also the only one wearing headphones. Oh yeah, good point. He jerks around with him for a few minutes and I was like, why is he wearing headphones? No one else is wearing headphones. Why did they need headphones? Listening to a different show. Hopefully.

Yeah. So Mickey is very quirky and interesting. He's out of interesting personality traits. And one of them is that he doesn't say curse words. And this is just a fantastic conversation. Did I hear you say dick? Yeah. So you did cuss?

No, I don't think dickix a curse word. Oh, okay Yeah, so what do you think the curse words are like like anything from like the H word like purgatory like H.E. L.O Yeah, I don't say that word. Well, I don't say yeah, I don't say the a word like your butt I don't say the f word. I don't say it like basically nothing. I just say like basically body parts is the only thing that didn't. So titties. Yeah, I say titties, yeah. So would you call someone that you don't like? Like if you dislike it, you really dislike someone like, I say, Jeric, I say dang a lot.

I say gosh. Yeah. Are you saying curse words in your head? No, that's not in your head. I'm going to teach myself. I trained myself when I was singing songs, like in my head, like sing along to a song. I had to train myself to not say the curses in my head.

Fascinating. Fascinating. Do you have, do you have the clip right after this where he explains his theory on it? I do. Thank you for for setting that up. I just want to point out though because this seems to happen a couple of times in the show where he starts up by saying, oh, I won't even say hell. And then he goes and I also want to say fuck or conjure motherfuckers like no, you had it. How we got it? You won't even say hell. And then he goes, and I also won't say fuck or conge or motherfuckers like, no, you you had it. It's how we get it.

You won't say anything. We got it. The, the, yeah, they kind of go into his whole lifestyle over the course of the show. Yeah. But I love, I love this when he talks about why he doesn't do it. What's because he sounds like the stupidest fucking person on the planet. Yes. That's why not why he doesn't curse and what that does for him.

But for every like, like nanometer, the amount of time that I was saving by my brain not cursing, at the end of the month I would have like an accumulative extra two hours of brain power that like my competitors did. But saying gosh dang it, I'm not. He's still using the same time. I don't disagree. So, he's quickly out of sparsism on that. Yeah.

He's asked one of the spurs. He gets it on that. Yeah. He's asked why I've done slut immediately. And also is a nanometer a measurement of time. No, it's a measure of distance between wavelengths of light. Fucking moron. Oh, yeah, he's he's talks about that.

And when she calls him on it's just like you have no idea what you're saying. And also all that time you've gained in not saying the word fuck, you've lost by saying like every third word out of your fucking mouth. That's a good point. And you gain even more hours at the end of the month. And what do you do it? Like October 31st comes around and you're sitting there at home and you go, I've got two extra hours of brain power everyone. Look at how smart I am. What are his competitors? What is any

of that fucking meat? Well, he's right. So he wants to have a quirky personality trait. It's a conversation starter. That's what they started with. So he's got this quirky thing and then he tries to justify it by pretending it's a time saver or something, which definitely is not.

I mean, this is the equivalent of someone saying, well, you know what, I button my shirt from top to bottom. And the reason why I do that is like, whatever. Cause my hands are closing to my belt when I'm done. Whatever. It's not that big a deal. So this is another quirk that Mickey has. That's really interesting. Okay, so are you like all drugs?

Yeah, I don't even drink caffeine. I don't eat sugar. I don't smoke weed. You don't eat cookies? No, no, no. What's your diet consists of? I don't know, like I't know I eat a lot of sushi I love sushi. I love sushi too. I have some steak mashed potatoes. I'm like I eat a lot of booty. He's saying he doesn't do any drugs and he starts off by saying caffeine and the sugar

didn't know that was a drug but sure and then he goes I don't even do coke. You're like well yeah dude you started with caffeine. Yeah. He's like I don't even do coke You're like, well, yeah, dude you started with caffeine. Yeah, I just woke weed either like we get started I mean dude. I know I got it. She's I don't use lists Dp for mdma Yeah, right and he even goes on to say that he doesn't do adville and then they tell a story about how he injured himself And he's like yeah, I took three ad villas. I was I was flying He's like, yeah, I took three ad bill. I was flying. Holy shit man.

I was, you see the most boring person on earth. Well, the other thing too, hypocrisy police. The other thing is that he says he's got over 30 curse words tattooed on his body. He's like, well, that's a fuck right here in my arm. And it says this over here. It's like the same time he just pointed it. You know, you're being a real. Oh, geez. To realize my bad sir.

You're being a real butt person there. Right. All right. So we're just real one more thing real quick. And I'll pass over to you because our our girl deals here. She loves to swear. And the way that she learned how to swear is probably the worst place you can learn it from. I would hear my brother's gamer friends like you know like in the chat rooms where they're like that fuck like I learned so many cuss words from those gamer chat rooms. Oof. I know about those gamer chat rooms. Those are bad words.

Gamers win again. They're very, very bad words deals. Not a good place to learn English. That's for sure. She only barely learned it too, by the way. I noticed that. This deals is stupid. I want to go back and revisit Mickey, my clip six. So, you know, he doesn't curse. He doesn't do drugs.

He eats a lot of sushi and steak and mashed potatoes to stay healthy. And what kind of healthy guy, this is what a healthy guy Mickey is, clip six. I used to, I used to get a clemedia so much that I'm like, it's not even a point on getting cleared anymore, so I know I'm just gonna catch it again. Yes. The clemedia conversation gets some dots.

I don't do drugs, but I am just riddled with clemedia. Like why bother getting rid of it? Holy shit. Like why make the bed? Yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just going to shit in the bed later again. Why even change those sheets? All right.

What a fascinating guy. I also, can I get into the chlamydia stuff? Cause I got a bunch of upside that if you don't mind. Since you brought, since you segueed us to that, I guess it I also, can I get into the chlamydia stuff? Cause I got a bunch of upset. Oh, absolutely. If you don't mind. Since you brought, since you cigwade us to that, I guess it starts with back and up just a minute here. Brandy was raised by her grandmother. And they ask, like, well, does your grandmother know

what you do for a profession? It may surprise you to learn that Brandy comes from broken home. Yeah, I know. Shocked to hear that. I thought maybe she was a scholar, but no, they asked, does grandma know grandma knows? Yeah, I mean, she's always followed me on Instagram and Facebook or whatever. And so she sees my post and she knew and then she's like, how much she have to do on

there? I was like, well, I was just like showing my tits at first, but now I'm just straight, you know, having sex with my boyfriend on there and she's like, you make how much? She's like, that's so great. That's awesome. Like she thinks it's the coolest thing I ever that you can do that now. She thinks it's the coolest. Is that the oldest profession in the world? She thinks it's the coolest thing that now you can have, it'd be a sex worker? I, it's great that in 2023, it could be a sex worker.

Yeah. Yeah. If only the internet had been around when I met your grandfather. I wouldn't have married that deadbeat. I mean, I barely want to put my ass on the internet had been around when I met your grandfather. I wouldn't have married that deadbeat. I mean, I barely wanna put my ass on the internet out of the 85, but I was 23. I was waiting for that. That was grandma's gun to coat. Oh, for sure. Only grants. Is there a worse category I'm sorry to get side-tracked here

than mature women when I was scrolling through and I see mature women, who is this for? What the fuck? People who aren't immature. Oh, Cal, right. That's what they're doing. 90-year-olds, 90-year-olds who are looking at that and they're like, oh, that 45-year-old,

you sure is smoking hot. Yeah, she's sagging at all the right places. I met her at the bunny ranch. All right, so the follow-up question to grandma's very proud of me for fucking my boyfriend and only fans is this. It just really comes out of nowhere. All right, follow up. How many times have you had Climidia?

Twice? Gone are ya ones. We were asking about Gone are ya having a good day? We'll get there, we'll get there. Please clap. All right, then this goes into Mickey talking about like what we just played him saying that he has Climidia so many times. I got a lot of Climidia stories. All right, let's hear him. Who has Climidia stories? Yeah, that's the first story. I'm not sure.

Climidia, no I do. That's the story. My tractor story. I'm not surprised you would think that was a story. Well, hold on a second though, because when I heard that I pulled that clip from that reason. I'm like, what do you mean a clueless story? Well, here we go. Okay, here's an example of a clueless story, and I gotta say it's kind of a doozy. Let him. I remember one time, I went to the hospital

for something else, and while I was there, I told the doc I was like, hey, I got a climedia, you know, like, let me get the shot or whatever, and he's like, do you want the instant cure? And I'm like, there's an instant cure. I'm like, why didn't you tell me there's an instant cure? I'm like, yeah, give it to me.

So it gives it to me. I meet a chick at the hospital. I take her home. We hook up. We fall asleep. We wake up and we have sex again. And nobody told me that it takes some hours for the instant cure to kick in.

It takes six days. Not instant. No, what happened? So I, what ended up happening was, when we hooked up that night, I gave her chlamydia. When we were sleeping, my medication kicked in clean me out woke up I had sex with her again and just caught the committee of that. That's pretty crazy Climidia star I gotta give it to all guys.

What a story Mark. It's pretty good. I love that story. I thought the instant cure would be the doctor sucking it out of him. Also, who meets someone at a hospital? Hey, I'm here to get my burning dick here. You want to go home and fuck Rodog? Yeah.

What do you want for Clavidia? That's hot. It's insane. I mean for gonorrhea. Let's get together. All right. All right, Dan. What else did you pick up on from this fantastic show? So the guest, Brandi, whatever her fucking name is,

she talks about growing up in my clip for her. Shocking should come from a broken family, but then she talks about like what her home life was. Growing up, all the girls, parents would be like, you can't wear that to school, you know, so they'd stay the night at my house and like wear an outfit to school, like a little study outfit. My grandpa's like, oh my god, you girls look so cute. And then we go to school and they change before they went home or something. Yeah.

So you were the bad influence growing up with your group of friends. Yeah. I was allowed to do whatever. So everyone always wanted to come to my house, but it was out of price, you know. Yeah. She was a drinker. So yeah, her grandma is so proud of her. It was an alcoholic when she was a child and just let her do whatever she wants. So she acted out for attention and now she's getting railed

on live on stage in front of thousands of people to try and satiate this hole that was left to have her own life from a child that it's shocking that you could like, suss this out of a 45-minute podcast. See that this is the what the Howard Sird show should be. He's fighting celebrities who have their shit together are going what broke you right. He's got to get these bitches out. You can take it play fucking therapists all day with these assholes. Yes. Name a way you're not unhealthy. Right. All right. So that'll be pretty fucking hard. Adelia is going to talk about her climbea stories here. And we learned something about our host. Now, our host here has an only fan's account. I'm pretty sure this show is advertising that, but

she does a very bad job advertising. I know it's funny. I haven't had sex with a man in over a year and even woman, it's been almost a year. Are you trying to look for food? Has to be more. And I still I got tested for an STD. Cause she, I just have to have one. I've got to have one. Right.

She's just used to having them. So I probably have one now. Your fingers do not give you chlamydia. Probably. I haven't looked that up. Unless you don't wash your hands. Cause sell the doctor. I don't know if that's true or not.

I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going one now. Your fingers do not give you chlamydia. Probably.

I haven't looked that up. Unless you don't wash your hands. Can sell to Dr. I don't know if that's true or not, now that I think about it. But she's an only fans girl who's literally Alisa Jordana. She doesn't like sex. How boring is that?

What's the point of sex? What I wonder about this show, because she's an only fans girl. I thought the appeal of only fans was that the woman is just on the screen, she does her business, and she doesn't talk. And yet, here is a podcast where we have to,

watch in the video for this, so I was watching it last night. She is completely dead in the eyes. There is, the lights are on, but nobody's fucking home. Why would anyone watch this and be like, oh yeah, I wanna go beat off to this broken woman. Oh, I wanna know a little bit about her as humanly positive.

I have examples of that, but I do think you're wrong about what only fans is. Because I think the reason why people send it for only fans, because you can watch any chick ditto in herself on a bed on any website. But in only fans, you actually get like a personal,

not relationship, but you get to actually communicate with the girls. And so if you're a person who spends a lot of money on there, then they give you a lot of attention. You feel like you actually know the person and they know you and they act like they care about you. So it's very pathetic individuals who go on there and think that they're actually forming a bond.

A relationship, man. That's weird. So then Brandy says, she tells her committee a story and she talks about how she got it from her baby's daddy, which again, information I don't want to know about when I'm trying to beat up to you, but she goes, she went to the doctor and I forget why she went to the doctor because she didn't know she had it. But she found out that she both was pregnant and had chlamydia at the same doctor's visit.

That's a rough girl. She's, she's. Oh. Oh. Okay. I've got good news and bad news. Yeah. Well, give me, give me the good news first.

You're pregnant. That's the bad news. That's the bad news, doctor. Yeah. No, I said the good news first. Both, both you No, I said it was a good news for us. Both of you and the baby have chlamydia. All right, so then, so as you can tell the story about the second time,

she got chlamydia. Well, my boyfriend and I had split what I got back with. He went pee. And he's like, you have chlamydia and just like yell it to me from the bathroom. And I was like, what? And he was like, I know what it feels like. He goes, you have chlamydia.

He's like, you got burned. And I was like, what? And he came through, he's like, you got burned. Chlamydia is hilarious. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. I love this guy. But Banger goes to the bathroom. He gently knows. He has chlamydia. I didn't know that was a thing. But that thing, that sounds terrible. It's something that you must have a lot of chlamydia. Yeah. These people have such virulent strains of chlamia that it's like, it's fast acting long lasting climidia.

It really is. It's insane. So that's so gross. So now deals, I guess, was a slut in college. She tells a story about how when she had climidia and what was going on with that. Remember, this is an advertisement for her only fans. All right, so everyone's gonna be signing up for Adelia Acker's only fan after here.

And show us your chlamydia. And truthfully, I was such a little dirty bitch. I was like, this charge is green, but it's probably just, I never got that. Oh my God. Her discharge was green. And she's like, it's probably fine. Yeah.

From the military. I'm out of that kind of discharge. You know? See what colors your discharge. Oh man. Oh, yeah. But let's think about this. So she has chlamydia, she's very gross,

but maybe she's like wild and bad and you're like, okay, it's worth it. It's worth it to get chlamydia, because she's just that big test. Yeah, she has big test, she's crazy. Oh, I have fuck like a dead fish. If I'm like really weak. Have you ever, you're too, you probably shouldn't be fucking. And you're just, what about you just get fucked then, right?

Yeah, you're just kind of getting fucked. Or I need to talk in the mic, but you're just getting, you're too drunk of getting fuck. All right, I need to talk in the mic, but you're just getting, you're too drunk because the room will spend if you do anything. It's kinda like, it sounds more like rapy, but, whoa. Ha ha ha ha. Things in these guys laugh at you.

I know, that's funnier than Comedia. They laugh at date rate, they laugh at Comedia. I also think it's funny like one only fans who are kind of like looking down at the other one and being like, wow, you're kind of getting raped there. Aren't you? You should together. Maybe it's so loose with the guys.

Anyways, the fourth time I got a clip idea. Yeah. All right. So let's talk about, I mentioned Alisa Jardana. Alisa famously has not had sex with a man in like three years or something like that. She's very proud of herself for it. Because she's dating Andy Dick. She is, yeah, currently I think a gay man. No, no shocking shock there. Right. So she doesn't like sex obviously. And let's see what Adelia's been up to here.

I want to wait to have sex again till I actually like someone which... Are you being serious? How long has it been? Uh? October 2021. What? Yeah. You have to have to be so. So over a year. So over a year. It's been over a year. Yeah. That's a year and a half.

How are you feeling? I feel fine, really. I can score like three times a day. I'm good. I take care of myself. Oh, we are masturbating. Yeah. Oh, okay.

She's an only fans girl. Yes. Yeah. What part of the thing she's doing doing writing letters to her bed bails? 200 taxes. Jesus. I Love that producer Chris approved of the draft. Yeah, you're like, okay. Yep. That was a proper Very good is the first part that he's done. I'll give you that one dropping the last so October 2021 So we're going up we're coming up on two years when she was talking about first. She's like it's been over a year

Well, yeah, it's been away over a year. Five years is also over a year. I used to do drugs. So I love that Brandy's blown away by this. She can't comprehend it. She hears that she goes, are you okay? Is everything all right? Do you want me to go down to you right now? Like, what can I do to help? This is terrible. But you're not having sex for all of these months. Brady hasn't gone an hour. She's going, what the fuck? Someone's under the table right now. I'm going to rail them in the hallway after this.

So anyway, I thought that was pretty crazy because I thought this was going to be like show about sex and stuff. And it's hosted by a girl, it doesn't have sex. Yeah, but she does have dead eyes and daddy issues. She does squirt too, which we'll talk about. What do you got, Deb? So actually, my last clip is about squirting. I know this show on WattP years ago,

there's a question about like, is squirt P and Dr. Steve came on and like really eloquently answered the question. And it was nice because I didn't feel gross learning from Dr. Steve. I know Vicks takeaway was that was that Squirt is P, even though that's expressly not what Dr. Steve said. But you know, she's a woman. So it's hard for her to understand complex things. When they started talking about Squirt in this show, I almost like just went and fucking blew my own brains out. I was so disgusted with the

conversation. So if you play my clip too, wait, so is a squirt peer? Oh, yeah, let's talk about like Google it. It says that it says that there's like a like 10% of your squirt should be pee, but the

rest should become. But where's your body? Are you storing all this extra? I didn't Google that much. I just googled that. I didn't Google that much. I just Googled that. I didn't Google all of the information. I just I was just is it P? Is it not P?

All right, I'm done. She just wanted the ratio. And I actually I don't remember Dr. Steve explaining the 9010. Yeah, I never heard that ratio. I have that. It's a surprising. What? He's probably turned into his doctor's license then.

What? Yeah, as he doesn't know anything. About 90% come. Is that like someone else's come or? He's probably turned into his doctor's license then. What the joke? Yeah, as he doesn't know anything. About what he's saying. 90% come, is that like someone else's come or? That's a good question too. Yeah, I'm not very question. We didn't Google that.

I think that was what the follow question was like, where are these girls' story all this come from? Because usually when I ban her other testicles, they feel empty, so I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. You have their fun bags. Oh, yeah. You other fun bags. Oh, yeah. The other fun bags.

Okay, so this leads me into my clips about Squirt. And it starts off, apparently, this is something that's going on in the industry. I think it's important that we all understand this. Even Dr. Steve, who had all the explanation as to why squirting is not urine, but it turns out when you're watching these videos, these squirt videos, it might be.

Yeah, definitely. Unless I fake pee, which I don't do, but I guess it's big in the industry. Just heard about it. All of my porn friends say that you'd just chug a gallon and all of it's fake. And then you have to redo it sometimes. Why I've heard the purpose of chugging the gallon is so when you,

like, they have to continue to pee until it's clear. And then when they go to squirt, they know, but they'll chug the gallon and pee throughout the day until their pee is clear. And then they pee on the guy. Yeah. Now I don't know what's in the list because I feel like Ray DeVito learning that we might not have landed on the moon. I'm like, wait, oh, wait a second. Why? All these girls just peed all over the place. They're calling it scored videos.

Is that what's going on here? Can I point something out about this video clip that drove me nuts the entire time I was watching this? Yeah. So it's and it realizes an audio medium. So I'll try and explain it for the listeners listening in their car on the way to work and not the people watching on YouTube right now. This show is shot with two cameras. There are four people on the show. Camera one is

a shot of the three people on the long side of the table and a side on shot of the person on the short end of the table. And camera two is just the three people on the long side of the table. So this whole fucking interview, Brandy, the guest of the episode, all we're seeing her in his profile. And then there are clips like this where she's, she's talking and whatever video operator, instead of switching to the camera where you can see her, all you see is the edge of her hand at the very corner of the frame. It's like, why don't you have three fucking cameras? Why don't you just stick on the one shot to show everyone? You're just showing a reaction shot

of three people being explained to you about pee. I was fucking drove me nuts because then there were a whole periods where it would just not switch back to a view to see the person talking. I was like, get your shit together. They're obviously sponsored. They have all these fucking cannabis things

on the background. Nobody seems to fucking care. Now, that brings up a very good point because the other thing that's going on here, why wouldn't you have the hot girls be the two that the camera's pointing directly at? Because Brady, as she says herself, has a very big nose. And so you're seeing here as a profile

and you see her nose sticking out and almost sitting that guy in the head. But when you just look at her straight out, she's very attractive. So wouldn't she got way more sense. One point late in the episode that I noticed, she turns and looks directly into the camera and I was like, oh, she's actually fairly attractive when you're not looking up. And also it's a low angle. She's looking up the side of her left nostril, the entire

fucking episode. So it's it was I was I was mind boggling like it's a show about hot women put the camera on the hot women There should be four cameras. I love the camera of the entire group a camera of the two women staying together and then two cameras just on their tits right This is Scorsese over here. Yes. This guy gets it. This is how you shoot this. I would like to follow you for more tips For sure, okay Let's not get too far away from squirting that. We need to learn more about squirting. Let's talk about when Brandy learned how to squirt. She figured it out and I hate to bring it up big again. But I think Vic mentioned that one time she just peed all over a guy and

said that she was squirting. I think Brandy figured out the same thing. When we're having sex, I get this like,, feel like you have to pee. I used to think I genuinely had a pee, so I'd stop and go pee. But if you push when you get that urge and that feeling, it comes out. Sounds like you're pee. Yeah, that's called pee. Yeah. Sounds a lot like peaked to me. I don't know. When I gave the bathroom and pulled my dick out and then I give up and then I push all the pee stops being in my body shocking So wait is that calm when you do that?

I What person's calm is that? I don't know what I've never measured it I don't like killing like to do the jar and sending to the lab. Can you tell me what percentage of this is come please? It's zero. So we're getting the other way. So then we're gonna talk up to What Brandy does when she pees on her boyfriend's stomach is they like to test to see if it was pee or if it was squirt. He'd pull out and like lift me up, but we could see it on his stomach so we could like test the texture and taste and everything. Okay.

So that is here. Is this your full scientific experiment on there? No. My squirt is not, it's just, it's a lot of water. You know, it reminds me, so she's tasting it to see whether it's pierna. You're reminding the old joke about dog shit. You're the guy able to step in and picks it up. Oh, yeah, he tastes it.

He's like, oh my god, it is dogs. You know, granted, it's up in it. It's like, what are you doing? That's the way you dance. It's having a tasting. Yeah, it's not a good way to dance to see whether or not that was pierced or not. Also this guy sounds like a cuck. The cuck is supposed to be on the woman's stomach, not yours.

Yes. Yes. Fuck it. Fingert out. I agree with that. So after we're talking about squirting all over the place, they ask the guys, guys, what do you think? Do you like it when a girl squirts?

And I thought this was a pretty good answer to that. Most of my girlfriends were squirters. Men do not like it in my experience. Yeah. It's really problematic. It's like, I'm just trying to have, a lot of my, like I live with a lot of my girlfriends, right? Like they can't control it?

No, like they want to come, like they want to squirt, like it's good for them or whatever. I'm not going to discourage you. I'm not going to be like, we have done sex, but you cannot squirt, you know? Because if I don't want to squirt now, when I good for them or whatever. I'm not gonna discourage you. I'm not gonna be like, we have done sex, but you cannot squirt, you know? Because if I don't want a squirt now, when I get that urge to pee, I'll stop him.

I'll go pee in the middle of sex and we'll go back at it and there's no way I could. I don't know, I also want them to feel emotionally connected. Like if they're gonna squirt, they're gonna come. I want to encourage it. I want them to enjoy the having sex with me, you know? But in real life, in my head, I'm like, I'm like, I rather she doesn't.

Like, bro, is that tick-tock meme? That's like that little kid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I hate the tick-tock. Oh, yeah, that has infected. That tick-tock meme acted out so that I have no idea what you're fucking talking about.

It has infested every single person's brain. Everyone, all they can talk about is a tick-tock video they saw. No matter what they're talking about, I do like the fact that the guy explains that squirting is problematic. I'm like, yeah, that's a pretty good word for it. It's definitely a problem. Do that should outside please. I also, when he's talking about it and like, well, they want to, they want to like, come or whatever and he just, I don't fucking get that. They don't need to be doing that during our business. That's my time.

Right. Yes. And who invited you anyway? Why? Why are you even here? Do you have, do you have to follow up his humble brag, talking about his, his house with so many bet seven bedrooms that they were just squirting on every night of the week was it?

Yeah, we're going to squirt on this bed and then squirt on this bed. I don't. Do you have that? I didn't pull that one I just thought it was it was such a nice like humble brag to slide in there that he had a seven bedroom house and he was fucking every night of the week and just pissing on every bed in the house and then Monday rolls around and you go back to that first bedroom and just piss on it too. And the kicker on that, maybe I should have clipped it, was he goes, then, you know, by the time we go back to the original bed, it's dry. Well, that's not a solution, sir.

You just waiting for it to dry? Like if you, when you have that friend that has cats, like too many cats for the size of their house or apartment and not enough boxes and they don't scoop it and then I've been using the step in, you're like, like people are walking this house and I was like, this house smells like this. I hope he had an eighth bedroom for when guests were over. You know, you could sleep in a bed that hadn't been pissed on. Just check the bed for firmness and moisture and select whichever one he's like. Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I dancing. What you need is a bucket. I think is really what you need here. Put it in the bathtub. If this is your solution, I would agree. What else did you pick up on from the show tab? Well, you covered all my same clips. I watched a I watched the same episode. You did because I got delightfully short compared to the rest. Okay. So I am curious. It's I felt show is probably like, uh, do you party? And then I'm guessing she goes down that list of questions every episode.

Of course, I can't confirm that, but I'm just going to assume. Yeah, it did seem like it was very formulaic at one point. She just pulled out her notepad and started reading generic questions and really didn't care about the answer. Just moved on to the next one. The next one. Yeah. One of those questions is, what don't you like about yourself

or something like that? What do you insecure about? She asks Brandi and Brandi says her nose. Oh, that's what she's gonna say. I wanted to play football. Yeah. What? What?

That's your regrets. And she says her nose is big. And so she's gone to see a plastic surgeon to get a consultation about it. And so then deals brings up, does she's also seen a plastic surgeon about getting some work done on her face? Yeah, when I used to go to plastic surgeons,

they would always try to get me to get filler in my cheeks when I actually had mold poisoning and didn't know I had mold poisoning. And they'd be like, your face is fat. It just, you gained a lot of weight, like your face is fat. And I'm like, no, that's not what happened. I mean, I did gain a little bit of weight, but it's like, even when I lost a lot of weight, my face stayed really puffy.

What's still like about her? What's, everything she says, I'm disgusted by. I don't even want to see the tits anymore. Now I know what I say good day. By the end of this episode, I was really struggling to finish up and move on. But I committed and I did it. All right, well, check this out because I was looking at another episode that they'd done a month or two ago.

And here's another thing that you're not going to like deals that she's not selling me on this one bit? Off the reason, I'm in, one of the big reasons. My first boyfriend when I was like in high school, my high school sweetheart, like, I'm like, you and, so the first time I sucked is Dick. He literally told me and everybody else, and I was so bad.

And it was like the second dick that I ever sucked. And so I was like, so fucking traumatized. I was like, no, fuck you. Doesn't make you feel better that I ever sucked and so I was like so fucking traumatized. I was like no fuck you Does it make you feel better that I'm so bad at it? No That was her information she needed to offer to this poor girl is traumatized by her boyfriend in high school She's like, yeah, well I still suck it so I can don't understand how to do it. Yeah, no idea Watch some videos. Don't get it putting it in my ear. Whoops

Yeah, no idea. Watch some videos, don't get it. Putting it in my ear, whoops. Ah! She did, in the episode with Brandy, she asks for advice from Brandy about second dick. Yeah. And Brandy gives like a long diet tribe that was just like, I don't know, fuck, no.

You handle your business, Brandy. I don't really need to be involved. I'll contribute my portion, you do your thing. Well, apparently, sex work is not all it's cracked up to be. I feel like being in the industry is actually toned down how horny I am, because I have to put on such a performance. You know, here I thought, do something you love,

never work at no date, you're like, but apparently that's not the case with these gals. Damn, could you imagine getting paid to jerk off and be like, I don't even feel like jerk it off anymore. God damn it. It's the worst. How do you got to go jerk off against so we can pay the mortgage this month? God damn it. Right now, it works so much. Alright, I have, I think just one more clip on here. They're talking about a category of porn called Stuckporn.

Do you remember this conversation, Deb? Yes, I do. Okay. So, this is where I guess you walk into a room and your stepmom's stuck out of the bed. Or something stuck in the dryer. Or their ass is hanging out. And so, deals are going to explain to us

why she likes stuck porn. How that happened? I love being stuck in the washer because like, I mean, it's comedy. Like, I like watching that kind of porn because you're like, how can you take them seriously? Hey, stepmom, how'd you get stuck under the bed? Can I help you? I don't know. Are there some situate? Like, do people actually take it seriously sometimes or like people like it because it's funny? They're watching and they call 911.

I don't know. like it because it's funny. They're watching and they call 911. Watch it for the drama. The the the fucking not really my thing, but the drama and the comedy. You got to love women who are like, you watch it because it's funny, right? Oh, yeah, I only watch porn. That's funny. That's that's the genre I always go for is comedy. Comedy comedy porn big tits. That's that's what I normally search. that's that's what I normally search that's that's what I like to check out. No, nobody wants fucking porn to be funny. And then the fucking guy on the end there who's a porn star, he goes, no, I think people think that's real.

No, we're not that stupid. Yeah, because someone's filming it also right. Right. No one gets bored to be helping get stepmom out of the fucking washing machine Right and also just the lighting alone like crutches are not that bright. They never Hard should be should not be It's not a good thing Alright, you ready to move on 10. Yeah, it might as well. We talked about these dumb sluts long enough.

I hate them. I hope I just hate them. All right, in that case, I think it's time for our... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And the cringe of the week, this week, is our boy Greg Opie Hughes. He's gonna give us an update.

If you remember, a little while ago, we were talking about how how OP met with these guys Who made him an offer? Yeah, and they said they they loved what he's doing right? They love that he's just out on the beach Sure, he's just in his apartment and he's just doing the shows and reacting to the chat and they go So we want to offer you a job where you come into a studio. We have a couple co-hosts Maybe they're funny and then you guys like read news topics and take calls.

Nothing that Opie is trying to do. So Opie still doesn't understand, and this is the same thing that John suffers from, is that someone pays you a compliment and you think they're sincere. I think no, no, this is a means to an end. Opie, we love everything you're doing. Can you change everything and work for us? Because we want the name Opie. I don't think of the studio as your beach. Right. Yeah, right. It's just like that. We'll put a fan up and blow your hair around. This producer is your doggy.

You can call a doggy. You'll be a doggy in the morning. All right. So we got an update here from OP on that radio offer. Okay. And what's going on with that? And I should point out, OP hope he put this on himself. This is his, where's the events in Scaramooza? How is this second offer from the Broadcastly provider? Eh.

Ah. It's that amazing. We're here to turn. We're going to keep the lines of communication open. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's most likely not going to happen. They want to see other DJs. They wanted to see the city.

I had a meet with a company. They were, they were cool as that. They really were. But in the end, in the end, there were major problems. You know, I have to say and they love my life stream and everything I'm doing, and they love the, you know, the life dreams I do from the ocean from 500 feet above the streets of New York City, and then when I wander around the city, and then... No, they don't, they don't, they don't like those things.

No. If they like those things... That's the major problem that he's bringing up. If you do that. And also, this is where we were two weeks ago when he was explaining this. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. They're still telling the same thing. Yeah.

Like we like all the variety of your live streams. We think you're doing really well. And we really are interested in doing something with you. I'm like, all right, cool. And then, fast forward, they basically want to put me in a studio downtown. And they basically want me to reinvent the OPEN Anthony show without Anthony.

Right. They're not fans of Anthony, by the way, at all. So this is the other thing. Because what you do the thing you're famous for. Right. But this is the other thing right here, tab that you'll probably pick up on because you're kind of a smart guy.

So now, Opie's going to talk about how these guys are telling them how they don't like Anthony. Oh, we don't like what Anthony's up to. We like what you're up to. Which is what you say to a guy you're trying to hire. Yeah, the guy that you have a falling out with that you hate now, we also hate that guy. We're all buddies here though, right?

This is, this is just a sales team. He's talking to, yeah. And he's believing everything that they tell him. One of the things they said was, what happened to that guy? Yeah. Yeah. It's not the first time.

Someone in the broadcast industry that I've met with in the last few years say, what happened to that guy? Hey, man, if it's working, form good. But the word is out out there. They're not really fans of the new version of Anthony. And then what was he all the way up? And then, so he just had a couple of digs in. I had the middle of this. Like, what's going on with that new contract you were going to

sign? Well, I mean, people want to hire me. Think I have to be sucks. Let's talk about that for a minute. Why? Okay, if you say so. And the final thing was that the money was shit. Of course.

Isn't that what a really good thing? Yeah, that's the final thing. Yeah. Of course. Isn't that what it really goes down to? You're not going to do that. That's the final thing. Yeah. Opie, they want to pay you what you're worth. Any employer will do that. They will pay you what you're worth. You're not worth very much money, Opie.

That's the problem. He's working for stars on Facebook and they're like, we want to give you $75,000 a year. And he's like, fuck that. I used to make millions with serious. Yeah. Well, you fucking ruined that gravy train, you moron. And now you're worth $75,000. You're not even really worth $75,000 a year.

The person dodging the bullet on this is the guy trying to get OP back on the radio. Because that's like radio's dead. Radio is dead. No one's fucking listening to radio anymore. We have thousands of podcasts, millions of podcasts. We've got Spotify out of fucking phones. Nobody's listening to the radio.

You're gonna just throw money into a hole and bring on OP and no one's gonna fucking tune in. Cause nobody even remembers who OP is anymore. If they do, they know what he's up to and it's not good. Right. I actually was listening to Anthony show this week. And I think it's the first time he's really said this. He was getting into the numbers. when they were fired from FM radio for the sucks for Sam thing

they were in One year in do a three-year contract and they got fired and They got paid to not be on the radio because there was a non-compete and because the way the contract was structured They had the company had to pay them, but they weren't allowed to work So Anthony had an OP had a two-year vacation paid. And Anthony said, the way that the contract was structured was, it was three million the first year, five million the second year, 10 million the third year.

So he got paid $15 million over two years to not work, to not broadcast. That's amazing. And so I can see why, and you're spot on tab, $75,000, $15 million over two years to not work, to not broadcast. And so I can see why, and you're spot on tab, $75,000, you know, maybe it's 90. So I can see why these guys are offering, I hope you're like, hey, you know, we'll give you $90,000 a year.

I hope he's going, what do I do with that? But at the same time, you're making zero now. You could round your income down to zero very easily at this point. So it's a lot more than you're making zero now. You could round your income down to zero very easily at this point So it's it's a lot more than you're making now, but wait wait wait less than you used to make I get that I understand That's Unfortunately, that's the business your answer be honest. It was shit So then that made me go well

Can I work four days a week and can I like maybe still like at least do summers out at the beach and they said yeah. And then I'm like okay, but in the end the money was just terrible. They're like you know, but there's room to make more. And I'm like if there's room to make more, how about you give me that now? How about you give me that now? So, raise I'm gonna get. We're in the, yeah, let's keep the lines of communications open.

Stage of this whole nonsense. Well, then he puts this shit out of the unit. If guy's gonna watch, we like, we gotta fuck this guy. But I like that they go, look, there's room to make more. And I think what that means is if you grow your audience a certain way, if we get more markets,

if we build something online, if we're watching markets if we build something online people are watching if we make more right right And I was just like well, let's just pretend I did all those things like we didn't know we can't pretend that we can't pretend you were Wanting that your worth sound business works What I it's amazing to me that he made so much money Before and yes with absolutely, zero business acumen to save his life. He's working for less than a what a waitress makes and tips on a single meal per day.

And he's fucking shooting down any amount of money. Like just, just money to pay the taxes on the maintenance of your properties would be at least stop you from hemorrhaging. Maybe you could get that fucking parking garage, buddy, but you could instead of you would no longer have to alternate street parking because you could spend that $800 a month or whatever it is to fucking parking a parking garage.

It's like if you're the manager at Wendy's and you go to Burger King and you're like, I can be a manager here at Burger King. And then you go back to Wendy's and you're like, I can be a manager here at Burger King. And then you go back to Wendy's and you're like, dude, they were offering me shit money to work at that Burger King. Other than the fact they think I am, I'm not working for 18 bucks an hour to be at Burger King. It's like, yeah, but you're a Wendy's manager now.

What did you think was gonna happen? I made 1850 now. All right, well, then fair enough. Never mind, my bad. Should we watch this Kevin Brennan's things? Even though this is three weeks old? Yeah, just because Opie does this thing. This is very click baity here.

Kevin Brennan stings, oh, I gotta see Opie's heart take and Kevin Brennan. Oh, man. Brennan's gimmick is having heat. I understand that, but you know, when you have heat with everybody, you know, And he goes after you. It's like okay, whatever like do you like anybody? That's what he should do on his livestream like he should like just smile

And tell the world who we actually likes because I don't know who he likes. No one knows who he likes It's not a great strategy Kevin if you're listening I wouldn't know who he likes. No one knows who he likes. It's not a great strategy. Kevin, if you're listening, I wouldn't take this advice. Could you imagine coming on and going, all right, I hope he tells me I need to list the people I like. All right. Two of my brothers. It's like a fourth apology.

Shout out to Steve Stagetown. Stagetown. No. Who does Obi-Lie? It is his gimmick and it's work informed. So God bless. L.O.L. Very all of his friends died, Chris. Come on, man. Who does Obi-Lawson? Who does Obi-Lawson? It is his gimmick and it's work informed. So God bless. L.O.L. very all his friends died Chris.

Come on man. I know. Just to get away from it. Just to get away from Obi-Lawson. Hey, come on, we're just alive. You fake this stuff. Could you imagine? True, Obi-Lawson.

He'll bring his less famous brothers not even awake yet. Okay. Yeah, but I'll tell you this much. Remember, there was a reason I picked the song the good the bad and the ugly here's the good as far as Kevin Brennan goes he's way way more entertaining way more engaging and way funnier than his brother Neil I never got the Neil Brennan never got it I think that Neil Brennan sucks so bad that it hurt Kevin Brennan, because Kevin was trying to get on the opening anthem he showed for years. And, you know, stupid on our part,

because he was perfect for that show. And he didn't really get a lot of appearances. He didn't have any appearances. Oh, he's so stupid. He goes, ah, yeah, he would have been great. He didn't have a lot of appearances. He never got an appearance on Open Anthony and he would've been fantastic for that show.

He's a c'mon, I've been fun. Uh, it might be because Neil Brennan sucks so bad and it's just intolerable. You think, you think Kevin Brennan's intolerable? First of all, I don't, but his brother Neil is truly intolerable. Classic walk bad. He thinks this ass don't. But his brother Neil is truly intolerable. Classic walk back. He thinks this ass don't stink and he smug his crap.

Remember, this video's called Kevin Brennan Stinks. Yeah, he's like, it's really not that bad. He's just shitting on Neil. He's great, his brother, who Kevin also hates. I hate that guy. And I probably was like, wait, Neil Brennan's brother Kevin wants to come on here? No, because he's got to be as terrible as Neil.

It's a weird way to book guests. All right, who's he related to before we give the cat? All right, that's all I'm, it's like spinal tap going on stage and saying that there was still boo in the first bed when we were up there. What's up with that? Kevin Brennan, if you're watching this, my bad. Cheers. Cheers.

Well, you know he's watching it. You call it Kevin Brennan Stigs. That's the whole point of this. It's so transparent, tell. And this is such a lie. He's going, I would have booked Kevin to be on the show, but I don't like his brother, Neil. I don't think he's very funny.

Is Neil that well-known. I'd never heard of him. Because he did co-create Shepel's show, but he wasn't on the show. He definitely has done things. He does have a special on Netflix now, but I don't know that Neil Brennan is so well-known that you'd be like, oh, it's another Brennan.

Never mind. Don't care. I hope he's trying to be time. That's what was going on in 2012. Neil Brennan's contagious. At that time, Kevin pretend that's what was going on in 2012. We'll friends contagious. Kevin, at that time Kevin Brennan was definitely the more famous Brennan if I'm remembering this right? Anyway, I don't want to.

I hope he's retarded. My bad. Quip it. Brennan stinks. Nah, I don't think Brennan stinks. What the fuck? What the fuck? What a payoff that is!

The Kevin Brunner Stinks video heads with you. I don't think Kevin Brunner'd stay. It should be a question mark. Find out! You want the fun! Brunner Stinks, nah, I don't think Brunner Stinks. He's getting the job done. You know, and I sent him the link today.

Day one. He hasn't clicked on it. I know he's up right now. He's got kids. He's up. He can be clicking on that link. I know you could be clicking on my links. Kevin, you're all scrolling me.

You're all scrolling me. I think it's really funny that he goes, he's up. He's got kids. That's why he's up with his kids. What were your kids, don't he? Shouldn't you be attending to that right now? And he's just abandoned them. Yeah, he shouldn't be locked himself into a room somewhere

and be yelling into the screen with me or whispering. Yeah, or whispering as the case may be. All right. Oh my God. So Suthering John has started a brand new show on Thursdays. And we have to break this one down Gagee, yeah, it starts off John has a brand new intro that he had produced for him and He thinks this is the funniest thing. He's ever done tab. If you've seen Southern John show from Thursday yet I have not and I know producer Chris hasn't seen it So I want to get your guys reaction

To this hilarious new intro that he's put together for us. I do they podcast WDTP. Yeah, baby. He's in a wood panel. Yeah, so he's got the wood channel. He's got the wood channel. He's got the wood channel behind him. He's got that graphic. Why do they podcast?

So this is, here's my question for you, Tab. Now I know I looked just like a walrus, everyone always says that, so I get that part of it. But why is it funny to just call it, why do they podcast? What's the joke? Just gonna, it's a little bit different than our show. Yeah, well, I didn't Tony Michaels come up with that.

Well, he had white, I called you. I called you, I podcast and I'm looking at the poster right up there. I called you Kevin. Yeah. Stutcha thought that was fucking gold for some reason. He called me Kevin for a long time. And now he's back to car while again. Because that's also hilarious.

Could you imagine if I was a girl? Missed you. I'm wondering if someone is hilarious stuff. Yes, there's a few things that John does in this episode that would be breaking his own rules. You know, would it come to some... Would that make him a hypocrite?ite a little bit a little bit. We're going to find out.

But first we got to bring on our guest Dave and show Dave this new thing. Yes. Every Thursday we will do. Why do they podcast? How are you Dave? Hello, my friend. How you doing? Do you like this? He's gonna play it again. Yep. He plays it over and over again. Watch he laughs every time. It's awesome. The last part's a little scary, but now that I've seen it,

well, I'll scare me next time. Well, if you look at Carl's teeth, I mean, it's pretty close. Boom, roasted. He's got me there, pretty good stuff. So one of the things that John likes to make fun of me for is my reactions to things. Chad does that too, where I laugh at stuff. John plays that 35 times during this two hours and cracks up every single time.

It's the first time he's ever seen that before. And so now this show he's doing on Thursdays is stealing my show format, which I'm going to call it out. It's a little bit hypocritical. Uh, you're throwing Carl, you shouldn't be throwing stones. Boggers, he police over here. But okay, John talking about asking KB if he should do the show with me. So this was the big blow up thing that happened where he goes on, Mr. Hose Company, ask Kevin if he should do the show with me

and Kevin tells him not to. I went on, you're showing asked you what you think. Should I or should I not do the show?" And all the funds are really said no, and you said no. So I said, all right, I'm going to take the advice of the very successful podcasted Kevin Brennan, brother of Neil Brennan. And I took your advice. There was no work, Kav, not a work. Now, I left on my way to the pub, I was done. And in Carla, text me, you pussy, come on the show.

Now, I'm like Kevin Costner and Tim Cupp. If you challenge me, I get angry. And then I have to face the challenge. So then I said, fuck it. And I turned around and I came home. And I did the show. And I annihilated fucking Sabretoop. So to sit there, Mr. Brennan,

and call me a work. Now let me just explain what a work is. I gave up drinking for an hour and a half. And because that's how committed I am to this. Why is he shouting? And why is the camera below his belly button? That's his new thing. Top of the box.

That's his new thing now. Is it a yells everything that he's saying? I think he's been watching a lot of KB and he thinks that makes it funny when you start getting close to the camera and yelling at it. So he actually was driving to the pub and because I texted him, don't be a pussy. He turned around and came back and did the show of it. Wow, that's incredible to know.

I can get John to do anything I want now. Oh yeah. You're not gonna quit your show, you pussy? Like Marty McFly, what are you? Right, chicken. That's what it's turning into. Nobody calls me a pussy. Nobody!

I think you're afraid to move out of a neighborhood. That's what I think. Yeah. What do you have pussy? You don't want to move out of the neighborhood that we both live in? Pussy? Okay.

So, John has just explained that Kevin did fuck this all up for me. And it was only because I called him a pussy. They did the show. So when Kevin tries to pretend he didn't do anything, there's our proof right there

that he definitely did him and Stansell, he calls Fonzie. And when Stansell both told John not to do the show. And so now, John's actually gonna explain, Kevin Brennan is the work. It's Kevin's thinking this is all work, but it's actually KB who is the work. Now let me just explain what a work is. Okay, but it's actually KB who is the work. Now let me just explain

what a work is. Okay, just so we can all know, Mr. Karen and wait, let me get no you. Trust me on your show once and I text you and you wrote to me, oh, John, I'm in character. Is that what a work is? It's so fancy. So according to John, Kevin is not an authentic person on a show. His entire show is a work because he's just playing a character that burns every bridge and pisses everybody off. And that's why he no longer has good guests on a show like Bill Burr

or any of the celebrities he used to have on a show. Because he's playing a character that just fucks up his own life. It's really funny when he starts following that way. You're like, oh my gosh, this character can't get on his own way. It's like a sitcom. It is like a sitcom.

It's like a sitcom that actually got picked up. I'm like, avin' sitcom, which did not. Ha ha ha ha ha. Now, John's show format, he was gonna do this thing that he does the shoelace shows on Tuesdays. He's got a whole schedule now. I forget what it is, but he goes up to Shuley on Tuesdays, his political shows with Richard O'Jetta on Wednesdays.

Thursdays is this show about me, but on Tuesday, he announced he was going to go after Shuley, he's going to go through Shuley's anonymous to subreddit and just go through the different posts and threads and things and goof on Shuley based on that. So he's just stealing Shule's Uncle Rico format? Correct, but worse because he's literally, we literally watch him scroll through and try to find stuff and read comments. It's really fun. But what was great is that the guy who runs that subreddit, his name is Phantom Dennis, just decided to private the subreddit right before he went out in air. Just to fuck with them. It's just really funny. He's just like, a block, a block. What the fuck? He couldn't figure it out. It's so funny. So now he's

mad at Phantom Dennis. And Phantom Dennis comes into the show and lets you know how boring John is. And John gets very heated with this guy. Do us. Oh, oh, oh, oh, to Fantham Dennis, he's, look how much this man's obsessed with me. This is the guy that runs Julie's anonymous, which I don't want to go on. Now it's hack worse, hack worse anonymous from going on. I should mention that. Super chat he didn't read was in French. And it does mean you are my female doc.

Because he always been saying that and spasually is trying to to me and Shuley. So I thought that was fun. Because the Phantom Dennis blew it. He blew it. You blew it. The hack versus isn't as active as Shuley's anonymous though. Yeah, but if the Phantom and the Phantom Dennis is there,

like trying to defend his ridiculous action Yeah, but if the fan and the Phantom Dennis is there like Trying to defend his ridiculous action of blocking of of shutting down his page and He's out there and they're all calling him a fucking tool. Like why would you do that to fuck with you John? No one and I love that job as soon as he sees anyone agreeing with him on the internet He thinks and everyone agrees with me. Always sees a couple of comments.

It's like, everyone's with me on this one. He should just let me do my awesome show. And he fucked with this. So now I'm going to the hack verse. Another sub-reddit. I will no longer go on. It's not reliable enough for him to go on. I am not going to endorse your product.

I am going to go to this other product. You blew it. All of this celebrity promotion. Now gone. I'm surprised I'm gonna get Polpock to sue you. Is it out of us for going private right before he do is gonna do this show? Coming down the pipe. It probably is.

So now he's going through this other subreddit and he sees a clip of the show that Cardiff does with my buddy Vinnie Polino. Subreddit surfing. And this is hilarious. I can't wait to talk to Vinnie about this. John thinks that Vinnie Polino is Patrick Melton. They're both overweight guys. Don't get me wrong, but this is really funny. Oh yes. I'm looking fatty patty. But I think we have a job for you now Brian. I'm down. You why? Isn't it great that fatty patty was laughing like that last night on subreddit surfing? That's not fatty patty John. That's the one

we got. Oh that's not fatty patty. I watched That's the one we got. Oh, that's not fatty. I watched that show. I thought it was making me so happy that you thought it was a real, you know what I mean, I mean, it's not. That fucks look alike to me. He's so bad at this. Yeah. And oh, we could go.

He was self-emittedly fat. Right. But he can't make fun of people further away as we're gonna find out because I was goofy on Mike Bushetti but then thankfully Cardiff is there now to let John know when he's being a hypocrite from time to time so that that's a little bit helpful on it special cardiff way I just love that he thought that Patrick Melton and Bitty are the same person and it's like well you're making fun of something you don't even know he's like like, oh, I am. Oh, okay. My bad. So this is what I mean when I say that John's doing this all wrong.

He's scrolling through the subreddit. And he has the audio turned on. So at any time you get to a video that's embedded in the subreddit, it's going to auto play with sound. And so it just interrupts everyone as they're talking because he's just scrolling as they're going. Now, what do you guys think of this shoely network emblem that is totally stolen from Suzuki? It does look very much like a Suzuki.

Remember those old Suzuki jeeps they used to have brought. Imagine you do your dog's toy. What's up, bro? You know, if you're going to throw a topic at us, let us discuss it before you move to the game. You're not gonna have to be the next one. Yeah, I'm not gonna be the next one. Don't lecture me. I was on the Howard Stern show for 15 years, and I know that you just played things and just move on.

Yeah, he's not like that fucking joke. He's not painted anything that's going on. He's just scrolling on the internet. We're just watching an old man using the internet. And this is one of those hate sites. He used to hate so much. And now the people are goofing out of the people that he likes to goof out.

He loves it. He signed up for all of these sub-riders. It's great. You could just, you could very easily in your Reddit settings go in and say, don't auto-play videos so that you won't interrupt your fucking show in the middle of some time. He doesn't know that.

And they try to explain that to him over and over again. They're like, well, if you mute one of those videos, it won't auto play with sound. And he just will not hear that. He just will not listen to them at all. Just continue to do that. But that is very hypocritical of him, though, to now be using a sub-run it.

When he used to talk about how he hated all the hate sites and he wouldn't go on there. And now he's on there all the time. I'm doing it in real time on his show. Just said, I might not continue podcasting, because it's too toxic. Right, don't casey. He's Just said, I might not continue podcasting because it's too toxic. Right, don't Casey. He's like, I don't know this podcasting.

He thinks real toxic. And meanwhile he's starting up shows trash and chually, trash and me, trash and Trump. That's all he does. It's all toxic. I think Casey asked him what he was gonna do. He's like, well, auditions are,

it's like that doesn't bring in bills, getting jobs, bringing in the brain. You cannot do anything. Yeah, Florida. Oh, there's not. Well, listen to this. The latest is John said this strike is not going to last much longer. And he'll be back auditioning and back into show business anytime now, because he's got the inside track, you know, being. I actually do know people who are part of this strike and I do have a little bit of

insight information I'm sure everyone does. It's believed that this will go on through the new year. This is going to last. This is no shit who cares. This is going to last a very long time. I hope it wipes Hollywood off the plan even though I have friends over there because Hollywood sucks. And it's not necessary. We don't need it. So this is anyone can, can launch their own podcast where they play clips of another show and talk about what a piece of shit it is. All you have to do is get an animated potato on. And really, that's all it takes is John's going to explain here. Yes, John. I really enjoy you and Cardiff together. Don't talk to him. I will not. I will not. Cardiff is a cardiff is a regular here now.

Thank you. Are you kidding me? He wants to be a regular too. Thank you, Gary. You know, I think we're the most card of your favorite MLB team. All right, so you just said Cardiff is a regular here. I don't know if this was discussed with Cardiff.

Yeah. And he seemed surprised. How the fuck is this happening? So, so Cardiff puts a potato filter on. And now he's friends with OP and he's friends with the Stuttering John. He's on everybody's show all the time. Because he has a, I mean, I love Cardiff,

but it's a potato filter, guys. Everyone's getting fooled by this potato filter, I feel like this guy is so charming and nice. He's just our buddy. Yeah. He can play every side of the, of the fans. It's amazing. It's good and Yeah. Free.

The channel is a very versatile vegetable. It is. That's true. Good point. The other thing that we're going to be witnessing as we watch these clips. So you see two keys on here right now. Tookie has been blocked by John in John's stream yard. And so Tookie had to find an older computer in order to get on here, but the computer doesn't work very well So he's like, please stop blocking me so I get on my good computer and we can make this happen So there's gonna be a whole thing where that's a go through settings and look through all the different block lists

I'm trying to figure out where it is so they can bring to again The reason why John block Tukki is because he used some word that is Anti-atallian. I don't know if it was DeGo or Wap or something. And Jessica, there's no racial slurs here. And he kicked him off and blocked him for it. So card of trolls in this entire time, he's just like, okay, I just want to know the list of words we can't use.

He just said to reading all the words. It's so fucking funny. That's the dog shit joke again. Right. It just goes, oh, stop it. Karate. No one cares if you clown its aliens, John. It's perfectly fine.

Except for Tony from hack the movies. He gets real fucking upset when you start making fun of Italians. Fuck that day, go. Fuck that dumb walk. Here comes the grease ball. By the way, I will be doing a show with that grease ball on next Friday. This Friday coming up, talking about Bird Christ, there's the machine.

Ooh. I hope he shows up prepared. I'm sure he will, tab. Sure he will. All right, this is John again, trying to find a clip. He doesn't have to mute the videos. It's just him scrolling around. This is not a show, John. This is not good. I want to get into this is the funniest thing.

Should we should we get mad at Bob Levy? Because Bob Levy left that Kevin. She's running the sun on. You do. Sorry. Hold on. a light about trade market still No, I'm not on Hackbird. It's got to be on the Hackbird's then he's not even on the right Old man Googles the internet Thursday on the Stuttering John YouTube channel on the Stuttering John YouTube channel. Oh, there it is. What are you doing? Playing crazy train because we're on. Crazy train.

You. That's what you do. FKB. Long live the potato and to Kitu. So any new viewer who doesn't know Stoey John is who just happens upon this because it has a word podcast to it. Yeah. So we'll be like, why does this guy podcast?

Yeah, right. That's an old, that's a good point. And that's your question. Why do they podcast? And it's a guy scrolling through subreddit, so that you might get a new following inadvertently. Right. You'd like the Perry Caravello kind of a foul.

Right. Just like this guy's, you gotta watch this. No, I need you to get in here. Yeah, it's insane. He must be the most ineptic asshole. I wouldn't be at the internet. Even more so than Kevin Brennan, you gotta. Yeah, it's insane. He must be the most innocent asshole. I wouldn't be at the internet. Even worse than Kevin Brutton, you gotta watch this.

It's crazy. Right after this, Nasty L puts a super chat and he says, John, I will give you a $100 super chat right now if you turn your camera around and reveal what your place looks like. And Jack goes, I'm not gonna do that. It's a mess. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Soundbearer's saying ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in Florida. If I'm not big big swing around here living in both places. Oh, yeah, he's doing it at all.

Oh, that's right. Cause he's posted fit pictures of him at the WGA strikes. Like anybody fucking knows who he is. Oh, I'm sure he's really gonna push it. It's like, I'm going to go. Something John's here now. Give it whatever they're demanding. Residuals, whatever they want.

They can have it. I want residuals from when I wrote the cold openings on tonight show that nobody has ever watched again. Did you know that I directed directors on that shelf? I don't want to turn Tino into a champ. You know, wouldn't shut the fuck up until I told it to shut the fuck up. My claim to fame. All right. So then there's another weird exchange here. I couldn't pull all the clips,

but where Cardiff is saying something and John goes, you know, Cardiff, you're a lot funnier than you think. I think Cardiff thinks he's pretty funny. Yeah, he's so weird to say. He's extremely proud of himself. He doesn't lack confidence. You're right. No, Cardiff does not lack confidence, that's for sure.

All right, John's gonna start burning me now. All right. We he goes into a little bit of cabinet, Bob Levy and Julian stuff, which is not the point of the show. I think he got a little sidetracked there for a second. Let's get back to making fun of me and let's hear some sick burns. Dave, look at this fucking paneling. I mean, what the who not what person in the fucking in the 2000s have paneling? Jesus. If you make you feel better when I was in that basement. I left an upper decker for him. I let's watch Carl in his, this is his genius. All right. So he's already gotten in the wood paneling burn a few times because it's also his background.

So he's really letting me know he is not a fan of the wood paneling we have down here in my face. It's also a cardips background. Well, right. Yes. Yeah. So this is John's, he's going to start watching my show now. And this is my show where Goofing on Kevin's technical problems. And John's way of doing this is he

lets me say three to six words. And then he pauses it. And then repeats the words that I just said. We're going to see a lot of examples of this. Let's watch Carl. Let's see if he makes this laugh. He's so happy. Look at him. I can't. My computer is not fucking doing anything. This was fucking funny though. The camera is working. I don't think he knows that. It's really bad. I don't think he knows that. I don't think he knows that at this point. I don't think he knows that. Oh, he's so fucking annoying. Oh, I said, I don't think he knows that at this point.

He's so fucking annoying. What a insightful commentary there, John. So, John, I'm just gonna give you a tip because I've been doing this a lot longer than you. You got to find little areas to poke fun at. It can't be every single thing I say and then repeat it and go, this guy's annoying. That's not the joke.

I've been in broadcasting for decades. I, you know, I think I wouldn't know a thing or two about being an entertainment partner. I would've thought so too, John. That's what I thought. That's why we're shocked by this. That's why we're still shocked by this. Look at how unaware John is, It's incredible. Yeah, okay.

So now he's going to goof on a guy with a weight problem. Well, I do call fucking Patrick Mellon fatty fatty, so I shouldn't really talk, but okay. Boy, like Bo Shetty. That was a good moment, John. That was an honest moment. What he thought about it. So his buddy Dave here goes, holy shit, you finally became aware.

I can't fucking believe it just happened. You finally a little sense of awareness just happened. And Jack was, what do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, he also admitting that he was slightly wrong and sing. Yeah, it's off the table. And then it's off the table immediately after that. And he'll explain away why he's allowed to make

Fond de Patrick Mountain for being overweight, but I can't make Fond de Mike Bushetti for being overweight. We're gonna hear all about that. But Carl, sometimes when I start a sentence, I'm hearing it for the first time. Yeah, right. That's the problem.

I think that's what the problem is. So this is the longest John has ever watched a segment on my show. I think it's maybe 10 seconds straight. And this is his reaction to that. And he saw the portion where I grabbed my acoustic guitar to try to figure out this amazing song that John had written about.

Oh, oh. Cardiff. Yes. Who the fucking paying for this shit? How can fucking Carl have all these fucking patrons? It's it's it's it's talk about lazy. You're talking about lazy. Fucking he entices patrons with naked pictures. No, really. Damn, really boobs. What is so interesting about this? I've watched Carl. I've only enjoyed a few shows. I think he actually gets his research

and his technical aspect really, really well done. I think that's what a lot of people appreciate. What? He plays a fucking clip? I feel like it's super revenge in the nerd, just like some guy who probably used to get, you know, locker stuff and all that good stuff and not all that. I don't want to sound crazy, but who now is like you can kind of say what he wants and there's sort of a level of impunity, you know. So I mean,

some people enjoy that kind of stuff. It's not like up a tee. What are you going to do? He used to get locker stuffed. We brought lockers to wrote to Philadelphia WTP TDS crossover, put them in the Airbnb and just stuff Carl in them. Just for fun. Yeah. It's not a use to it. It's still happening for sure. Yeah. He's got me there. I want to point out, and I'll acknowledge what Dave just said. But if John doesn't understand why people are successful in the business that he's in, if he doesn't understand why they're successful, then he shouldn't be in this business. John sits there and goes, he watches, I said 10 seconds, I'm sorry, it was more like five.

And he pauses it and he goes, this is so boring, who would want to watch this shit? John, if you can't comprehend it, then you're in the wrong business. You'll never figure it out. The clips, you're then analyzed the clips. All he's doing is playing the clip and he has no, he can't process any of this information because his brain is so Swiss

cheese. Right. He doesn't understand anything outside of just like stimulus response, stimulus response. So he gets the stimulus and goes, I hate this. Carl's being mean to me. Right. And doesn't understand why an outside person would maybe find that entertaining. No, he does not understand. That is definitely true. He's definitely infuriated by the money. Yes. That's, it would be the core of his complaint. That's why I was being quite a bit. Now, so Dave comes in and goes, maybe it's because this guy is like a Revenge of the Nerds kind of guy. You're rooting for the nerd to get back at the bullies. I'll just point this out to Dave. I played a guitar and skateboard in high school. I was pretty much Martin McFly minus the Hot Mom and Time machine.

Okay, so how dare you, sir. How dare you? All right, so now John is talking about how we're doing a show together on John's channel August 14th at 6 p.m. Eastern time. Tune in for round two, the roaster versus the boaster, the nerd versus the turd, round two. But then John says, I might back out. Oh, so let's, what a pussy. Well, John, you're a pussy. Guess what? I'm scheduled to do another show.

A car longest 14th. Really? On your channel, on this channel, right here. Yeah, on my channel. That's awesome. And unless he, you know, unless he backs out, because he's mad at them. Why do they podcast W-D-T-P? He could have at least gotten that terrible photo of you. I mean, that would be like, you be a mad at him for his show. He can't be mad at that.

Yeah, I don't, I really don't understand who this guy is. I don't know why that represents me. There's such a terrible photo of Carl out there that you could just slap the walrus thing on the front of and it'd be 10 times fun. Hey, I wonder how much he paid for like on fiber for someone to make this. Right. Because there's no way he did this. There's no way a guy that can't figure out how to mute a subreddit put together some video editing and Photoshopped a walrus man. Listen to your, to your theme, your old theme song and like made a parody. This is all someone

else did this for him. Maybe Tony Michaels did it. I think a relative of his did this for him. He's so proud of it though. He just keeps playing it over and over again in every single time. When we get back to this where he laughs his ass off as he likes to do as he's want to do. He can't be mad at that. Not really. He be mad at him for his show. He can't be mad at that. All right. Let's get back to the fucking the review. Okay. Look at this this check out this intro. Boom!

Got you. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna back out, John. Don't you worry about that. Okay. So you're saying you're not a pussy? Guys, I am gonna pause the Stuttering John segment at this time. We're gonna get back into it because there's a few more things that I need to hit on for sure But I have a very exciting announcement to make today

The return of Vic the reviewer. Hooray. And I can't believe how much we were talking about you today. It was bizarre how much you can. But conversation I was like, gonna bring you on, but you weren't sitting in your chairs. I was like, shit, I can't bring her on. Talking about squirting everything.

All the stuff that she knows, right? How's it going, Vic? Oh, so good. Yeah, what's new? I've been working on like you. Looking right now. It's not going to be a moral at work right now. Yes. I know. Not even wearing pants, getting a hand job under the table from Chris. Nice.

I was, I smile a little too much. Is that what gave it away? Yeah. Yeah. Damn it. What's how's work going? What are you doing? You like wiping down counters and things on the ship? She's. Yeah. So I've in the poop deck. I've been pissing and buckets recently because our toilet stop working. So I just I piss and buckets and pour down the drain. Are you saying shit in the ocean? Are we not funding the military enough in this country? Is that what the problem is? No need some more money to go towards that. Yeah, we need more money actually. Just send it to my Venmo, and then I'll get it to the military. Vick, are you still doing a comment? We're going to send it to a beloved arm services brand.

It could be the baby. It could be I won't say. Are you still doing comedy, Beck? Occasionally. Okay, good. Yeah, I've been out floating in the middle of the ocean, you know, that, uh, not the best environment to do comedy. So do you have any points? You have a captive audience there. We're gonna walk out let's

walk off the whole boat. And how about this boat food everybody? plugs. You can follow my Instagram at Victoria. That's about it. I don't care enough. All right. There are sometimes cute pictures of dogs on that. Yeah, no, my corgi has been alive. Good. Now, I just got a new cat. Oh, congratulations with your cat's name. Vladimir.

He's 18 pounds. Oh, Jesus. That's a fat cat. Yeah, he's hiding under my bed, because I picked him up yesterday. Oh, so yeah, also wants to get away from you? That's sorry, checks out. Yeah.

Now, Vic, I was happy to have you come back on the show. I decided to reach out and just say, hey, what's going on? What's new? You want to come on the show? And thankfully, you're able to do it this weekend. But coincidentally enough, on our subreddit, after I asked you to come back on the show and you agreed to, all of a sudden, this comes up. What really happened to Vic?

Did she die? I missed that, ho. Don't forget the sad face, all right? And there is a sad face on there. People miss you, Vic. And so what I thought we could do is you could address some of the comments on this thread. Okay, so I'll do that. So, uh, Carol put her in the cage with Jenny Jingles, but unlike Jenny, she never gets to come out because of her poor manners and uncapped pubic hair.

Now, I'm going to go ahead and say that is a lie. I know that one. Some of these I need to do dress. It was a truth for like a month. Carol cut me in the cage for a month right, but I'm not a barbarian I let you out Yeah, once you shave that pubic hair you're allowed out of the cage Thanks very simple Went and shot her mouth off and had to post her tits and I assume her husband got fucked with by every man on his military base and told her to knock it off If I had to gas, that sounds more like someone was really trying to figure out what was going on here.

Yeah, that's not true. I just don't believe it. You don't believe it? No. I'm busy with all the other servicemen. He still hasn't left me yet. No, he's been getting fucked by every man on the base, but not fuck with it.

Oh, I thought he was out of the military and going into IT or something. Yeah, no, he's going into cyber. Is that like a guy's name? Cyber's going into IT or something. Yeah, no, he's going into cyber. Is that like a guy's name? The cyber's going into him. Isn't that the bad guy in the matrix? And then at the bed, Carl stopped pretending that his followers were straight

and gave up on the stick. That's false because you scared away like two or three other fucking review girls. Scared away is a strong term, all right? Scared away is not true. We prefer spooked. Yeah. We prefer terrified.

All right. And then a moment of Zen says she is now a post military wife. So I think that means she is horring it up at the bars. Vic, I've been horring it up at a gay bar, but not I'm still in. Trying to get him to switch teams. Yeah. I like to go to a gay bar.

So when all the guys are turned off by or she's like, see, there's a reason for it. Yeah. They're all gay. That's why they don't think I'm not. You're right. Then Vic is probably on a tour right now. Thank you for your cervix, Vic.

That's a play on words. I was only gonna two month tour a little bit ago. Yeah. Did not use my cervix, unfortunately. Small arenas or like back alleys. But Florida. Let's see if Vic gets this next one from Leonard Smiles. I believe she's with Davie who's still in the Navy and probably will be for life. That's from the song, the gay boy.

That's right. The piano man. The gay boy. The gay guy at the bar. Is it maybe that song? Yeah. All right. Then everyone's been like, what happened to all these people?

And we got to stop to consider, Carl is a freak of nature on several shows all day every day. He's the only one like this. I believe that person is saying that who wants to be in a fucking podcast every week? Which I understand that. Yeah, that must be tough. All right, what about this one, Vic?

Let's see if you can confirm or deny this. Vic and Hannah lost the marketing word of Carl who used to be a professional. He got the pictures for his Patreon, but they lost the mystique and there was nothing more to do or gain. I'm not sure if that's true. I don't know what losing the mystique means.

Yeah, I don't know either. Well, we saw the tits, so you kind of lost like any interest we had in you as men. Yeah, that's fair. We still haven't seen her ass hold though. Yeah, I'm not buying that one. I don't think that's the case at all. She wants to see and met a manatee?

No, I haven't seen a manatee now. You weren't would you do everything to do with that manatee at the me at the aquarium? You must have met the other manatee to death like you didn't weren't involved in that situation. Well, I just know we were unfortunately. we might have caused the fat mermaids at the aquarium but that's uh...

alright so you're still listening to the dictionary that and then uh... vick is the man she'll be back once the navy is no longer floatable her buoyant qualities is the only thing holding it up. Is that true? That might be true. We'll see. We'll see what it's like.

If you're still alive, if you haven't been fucking murdered by Stutt Joe. Do you have the best rack in the Navy? No, not even close. I met this 40-year-old Chinese lady. I'm listening. And she was only in the Navy because her dad was either Mary Rich or joined the Navy. And then you'll have all my his money. Anyways, natural boobs

out to here. It was like she was carrying fucking barrels. Where the photos in English? Not on your. No, she can't. She's really bad at English. Damn it. What were you asking? You can at least get a photo with her and post it on your fucking Instagram. Oh, yeah We want photos if I run into her again. I have to Feels like she'd be hard to miss yeah She got fuck to death of a Westpock I'm gonna see if that's a no on that one. She was diagnosed with lupus. No lupus yet.

What about one on a cruise full of semen? That's lazy. That's lazy. That's just lazy. Do better. All right, so Vic, now that we know that you're alive and that I didn't scare you away forever at at least. That being, we can say that. Will you be coming back on the show

and reading reviews from time to time? From time to time, I think. Listen to that. That could be a little funsy. That's exciting. Plus, we want to plug your gigs and get people come out to your standup. How is your act maturing?

Are you feeling good about it? I'm feeling decent about it. I fucking, I've been watching clips of what's the red in it. Chrissy mayor. I don't the clips she posts are not good. How do you feel about my Carl? I am not watching the clips that she's posted. I have to check those out. I don't know the she was posting. You don't know the wedding, but you don't keep up with her Instagram. That's correct. I'm not an Instagram person. I don't like it. Tab, do you look at Instagram? Oh, yeah, I have an Instagram.

So I can share like my backstage pictures and the stuff I'm working on. Talk to girls. I got it. All right, that makes sense. So no, I should probably check out Chris's Instagram. She's posting her standup stuff on there. Yeah, and she posts out workouts a lot.

I see. Yeah, a lot of women do that. I fucking hate it. So much. They all look awful. Wow. Look, I'm a sweating gross mess. Take the photo before you start working out at your stupid bitch. I gotta say I see Missy B post those things. I think she does do the before photos quite often, which is smart. Yeah, no, you gotta do the before. That is a good move. Well, in some ladies, just go to the gym, take pictures and then leave the before. That is a good move. Well, in some ladies just go to the gym take pictures and then leave the gym Which is also an option See that's really the way to go get the gym membership and make sure you document as you went to the gym do it every day

But never ever work out Never gonna anywhere near treadmill or await. That's a good move right there Yeah, it's a pro strap. It is a pro strap. Yeah. Vic, I want to be very conscious of your time. Do you want to hang out as we do the second part of the Southern John segment?

No, I really hate Southern John. We all do. I'll come back after though. Oh, okay. Well, in that case, hang out and we'll be back in just a moment. Okay. All right. coming up after the break The wreck is back everyone

Very exciting to see a vick again. She's no longer blonde Which is disappointing, but I'll get over it. I have a feeling Okay, John's gonna make fun of the way I talk when we say that again John is going to make front of the way I talk. Let me say that again. John is going to make front of the way I talk. John, it really is amazing what this guy picks up on and goes at you before. And he's not good at it. Now KB is gonna spin this,

that the entire show was just us being best pals. So far, the thing he's done. Right is telling Mike to shut the fuck up. The best heels, see how he says, pales, nails. He's a Patrick. Have you heard how he says exactly? He is going to spin this, that the entire show was just us being best pales. So far, nails, what the fuck, what does he say in pales?

What even is an ass? You guys not seees? What even is not see that? What even is it? Yes Rochester goofball. Yeah, I'm sure sure. Yes, that's very strange to me. Best pales because you don't live in a major song fucking moron. This is the guy who can't say Nicholas Cage about using the

N word. Because yes, I have my A's are the hard A sound when I say words. That is true. I know that. It's always been the case. I don't know. I don't know. But watch how long John tries to figure out a joke for this and just can I.

He just keeps trying. That's actually very strange to me. That's the thing. He'll figure out this amazing song that John had written about Patrick Melton. And so now KB is going to spin this that the entire show was just us being best pales. So pales. Yeah, say it again. What is he, what is he saying guys? Pales. What the fuck is a pale? At this point, you can see that both Dave and Carter are laughing at John for thinking he's going off on a great rant right here Like I yeah, keep it going John. You got this funny. What else?

I just keep getting fun here. Yeah It's something you store water and when he watched the car I think it's the word bucket in that song. But anyway, no deal Henry. This is gold, Jerry. I know. Keep going with it. This is really great stuff. But this is John's new stick though. Is it just like yells and gets horse and it's just saying nothing. It's close to the camera. Yeah. Yeah, he's totally doing Kevin Brennan now. IZRO! No, dear Henry, there's not a hole in the pale.

Johnny Boyle. Hold on, in the song there is a hole in the bucket and then they have to fix it. I don't understand why he's getting this so wrong. Henry, because he's angry. I'm gonna jump off the screen. This is a lot of version. Yeah. Deep cut, you wouldn't understand Carl.

Yeah. You're not a musician like I am. There was this band. I wrote a song with Joe Walsh. It's good point. I forgot about that, John. There's this band from Rajshan in Big Hair. And they used to do devil went down to Georgia.

And they changed the devil wits, which I think is a funnier version of it. Yeah, that's fun. So John's going off on his hilarious, there's a hole in the pale jokes. And at this point, Dave just taps out the pale. John Henry. I'm going to jump off because I'm going to head up. I see it. This is no gold, John, but I'm going to, he's like pointing as much as I'm gonna jump off because I'm gonna head up. I see it. This is no gold, John, but I'm gonna, he's like, point you guys watch.

It's like I'm gonna do what it's with deep regret. But I love, I love when people bail on Stuttering John. It is the best. I can watch a compilation of just people trying to figure their way. I'll follow Stuttering John's show. Fail. So this is great because watch what happens right after this. What if a pleasure sir. I'll see the pub beers on you Again, I'll see the pub beers on you Dave's face says no, she's like yeah, no, yeah

I mean, I know you I know you're pretending that's a joke, but I'll be buying the beers again. That's fine Okay I mean, I know you're pretending that's a joke, but I'll be buying the beers again. That's fine. Okay. So thank you for coming on my show. You get to also buy me a beer. Oh God, I got an email from Andrea Brower as ex-mod. Just thanking me for the things I've said about her and Benny Loco and the support. And I wrote her back, it's insane.

John thinks they still owe him something. All they ever done is volunteer their time, a lot of time helping him out. And then John gets this idea that everyone owes him all the time, no matter what. Come on my show, Buy Me Beers. This new version of John is a little obnoxious. I gotta figure out a navigate this on the 14th

because he's just gonna scream. As soon as I pronounce his name a certain way or something. He's just going to start screaming it over and over again. So I, I got to give this a thought. Well, is he going to give ground rules? I'm going to give ground rules. I'll see if he goes along with the red dot, but I'm going to try. So after a while, no talking about my teeth. Second, talking about my feet. We don't talk about teeth. The curve of trying to plant this seed,

it goes, yeah, you know, curls got a club footed when you go over to his house, you have to wear these special slippers. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, John didn't pick up on that one. Oh, fortunately.

Wow. It didn't work. Yeah. Maybe he saw that was a little silly. I don't know. Even John was just like, hold on a second. What did you try to say? Okay.

So, after a long time trying to figure out how to unblock Tuky and John's going through all the people he's blocked on YouTube, he's going out and out and out and out. Cardiff starts playing music on his end, and then John has to stop him from doing that so he can grab his guitar and sing us a song. ["In the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the Sun, Around the I'm on Florida. I'm on. I'm on. Yeah. Maddie. Maddie. He's already forgotten the melody.

It's his guitar and tune. And the guitar is not in tune at all. It's even close. It's just playing, playing, playing. Yeah. Oh my God. And so, was this worse than an open mic night? It's way worse than an open mic night.

And what's great is that this is all going to lead into him making fun of my guitar playing. So keep that in mind as we're watching this. And John's totally forgotten this song that he wrote that he thinks is great because it's not that great. It wasn't a good melody so he's completely forgotten it and I was just going to make up a new one. Maddie. Maddie. Maddie. Why are you such a fat fuck? Thank you.

Good stuff. Music and lyrics by Stuttering John Lennon. Yes, really good stuff. All right, so people are going to point out to John that he's not good at this, this style show, playing a clip and then reacting. All of this just takes forever because it's just non-stop, nonsense. He doesn't know what's going on. He's not going to run anything.

The best. Thank you for five bucks. Thank you, John. You watching clips really makes me appreciate how great W-A-T-P and Rico are. Clearly not everyone can do this. I'm glad that I can help them as I show what hack shows they have. Let's go back to pills. Let's go back to how it peels.

We're going back to that. So I don't think John said that. He was being insulted at all. It's just something I do to make sure I'm not. And my touch, if you're shaped like that, why is the camera pointed at your stomach? All right. All right, Carla.

Now, Carla, that gay is just something I do to make sure everyone's protected. Oh, that's a drop the card of his playing on his end. I know it's getting very confusing. You're hearing my voice all over the place right now, but all right, back to Southernuttering John and his new show. Carla, you're gonna pick on Mike Bochetti, who is a thousand times funnier than you'll ever be.

And now you're gonna pick on him because he's fat and the camera is not set up in the proper manner. Neither's here is that was my thing. A you just did sing a fatty. I love the kind of is there to explain this to again. Yeah, it's just the same point. But just but that's the whole thing out of the hypocrisy, please. No, no, no, hold on a second.

Okay. This is the difference. You ready? It's different. It is. Every time he gets called out for hypocrisy because that was the first thing I said to him when we did our show together and go give all these Twitter sock accounts. That was the thing you made for Howard Stern for telling his staff to do. No, what I did it was different. No, it's not. It's the same thing. No, I had a different reason. And he's going to explain that here. Why it's different. Yes. Always explain, always able to explain away the hypocrisy. Nope, I had a different reason and he's gonna explain that here. Why it's different. Uh, yes

Always explain always able to explain away the hypocrisy perfect. Yes. Yes. Yes fatty patty decided to attack me You see the difference When it's a self-defense insult about someone being fat, that's different than just making fun of someone for fun Dude, it's literally he started it. John's whole thing is it's okay. He started it. He's a child. He's eight years old. He's eight years old. Why are you throwing a rock see your brother? He started it. Yeah, but you still shouldn't throw a rock see your brother. You understand that, right? No. No, but I never will. Count a point. He's unbelievable.

Thank God, Cardiff is there to explain to him. Like, you were just saying you were talking about a guy, Patrick Melton, and how fat he is. And now you're telling him, Carl, and I'm going to tell Mike Machete fat for some reason, because he's a thousand times funnier than me. Okay. That's a weird reason. I don't know who Patrick Melton is, but I assume he's

a thousand times funnier than studying John. He definitely is. That's the nobody like Sonny's guy. If you're following any of that in the hack verse, but yeah, Patrick Melton has said that he's way funnier than John because Patrick does stand up. And John said, we're not even in the same league. It's like, yeah, but he's funnier than you. More people know your name, John, but doesn't mean he's not funnier than you. More people know your name, John, but doesn't mean he's not funnier than you. What the league? Well, and he, if he's funny, he has a chance to grow. Centering John is his last gig as far as our remember was in a sports bar in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. That's not like, you're not going from that to a Netflix special.

You're going from that to like someone's butt and mitzvah that you got invited to out of pity. Yeah, but he only remembers the good fix. That's the part you're missing here. Tab is later on he's goofing on me. He actually pulls up the music video that he did back in 95, whatever it was. It's like, you know, we know, Chad, we know that you used to do stuff. That's not what we're goofy got, although sometimes it is. Not the point.

The point is he's gonna go through now, he's realized that he's banned Tukki on Streamyard, not YouTube. And that's why Tukki kicked it on. I didn't know you could ban guests on Streamyard, neither did Cardiff. So once he finds that list, Cardiff hasn't read through the list,

just to embarrass John, John doesn't pick up on this, so he hasn't read through the list just to embarrass John to just pick up on this. So he actually does read the list of people he's bad through stream. You know, his name's go ahead. Start the top. Your band guests on stream. They're go Bob A. Booey.

Okay. So Julie E. Fudge Cycle 2020. Julie is at the Julie. I don't I don't think so. David K, Kyle Swindell, Chad Zumak, El Harboh? Yes, that's one. That's one of the possibilities.

Keep going, though. That might not be the one. That's right. All right, then I'm dabble much, Ron Dabler, Stuttering Joe Depot, pro wrestling fiend, American cupcake, Chad Monk, Michael Allen, and El Harable comic. Pamela Anderson. That could be the last one too.

Okay, better read that list again. Alright, so that's amazing because we just heard he's banned both Shuley and Chad and John, you're a pussy. That's a pussy move. Right there, you're bad at people out of your stream yard. Well, they can only get there if you send them the link. So just don't send them the link for your next show. But also, sometimes people post people, sometimes people get the link and then they post it on the internet. If people start showing up, I've seen that happen before. You don't have to let them add into the stream.

You can remove that immediately. It's fine. He's actually physically banning them. So they can't even possibly get out. Okay, so then he unblocks Elvary Blay and Tuky is able to join the show. Tuky, you owe me Tuky. I didn't say any slurs today, John. I didn't say any slurs.

I apologize, Tookie. It's so sorry. He just wants to be your friend. Just like you want to be friends with Carl? Amazing. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Fucking hilarious, Tookie. He just wants to be friends with like how you want to be friends with Carl.

And this is really funny because John does not like that. He's going to let us know that that is not the case. I don't want to be just a car. Come on, yes you do. We all work. We all want to be just a car. Before this goes too far, let's confirm the words that Tukki's not allowed to use today.

Greed call. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so I want to know, was that the real shulee guard that you had blocked in Streamyard? I don't think so now. Okay. Oh, wow. Notice that John touched his face when he says, I don't think so. No, he definitely blocked the real shulee because he's a pussy and he's a bitch.

Let's watch that again, everybody. Now that we know the tell, we know his tail. Yeah, now we know his tail. This is, card of props to Cardiff again. He thinks that him and card of her best buds a card if is he's picking his spots We's doing a good job with it trawling him to his face. Yes. No, was that the real shoelie? Gar that you had blocked in string yard. I don't think so now. Mm-hmm. That was definitely the real shoelie

I don't think so. It's probably another shoelie. cannot recall. I know a bunch of shulees. Sure you do. All right, so now we're gonna get into John goofing on me and this is where he starts just repeating anything that I say and That's the way he thinks that this kind of show operates. That's comedy. That's how comedy works is somebody says something and then you repeat it back and that's hilarious Skinny man no not at all Well, you're very light in the brain But the way you know that my spotty language says I don't want to get up to adjust the camera. It's insane the camera. It's insane. No, it's insane. Oh, it's insane.

What if I'm going to bring you a ring? Insighted. Bring me. Fuck an idiot. There's too many layers. This is too many layers. I know. I apologize.

I am going to put this challenge out to one Stuttering John Melendez. The next time he does this show, which would be Thursday, I would assume. Any time you watch a clip of me, you cannot repeat what I just said. Try something else. You have to do something else

because that's not a joke. When I say that's insane, you go, that's insane. That's not a joke. It's not a good joke. That's a thing. It's not good. So let's see if you can do this style show, John,

without repeating what I just said. And now there's a super chat that comes up. And I appreciate this chat and John's got an answer for it. Oh Oh, oh, okay. I guess I did miss them. Thanks for the 10 bucks Nice John call me to know his own completely on his own no help from how it's done or anyone else He's a true original you have to give him props. Okay, let's analyze this one, but then we had him. Let's analyze this one. What's the analyze? I think that's pretty accurate, right? See, he's pretty obvious that I didn't, I wasn't on a show. I wasn't

hired to work for a show or anything like that. Just kind of built this from scratch. You didn't inherit it. I didn't inherit it. So let's see. Let's see what Joss does about that. Really? He made it on his let's see what jazz does about that. Really? He made it on his own by stealing open Anthony's bit. You throw that idiot on your own. There is a rumor going around that Carl did purchase the rights from Anthonyumia for Joctober. I have not been able to confirm these rumors, but there is a chance. Now, I don't know this to be a fact, but I've heard that Led Zeppelin listened

to the Beatles before they started playing rock music. And you want to say that Led Zeppelin is an original rock band when they heard another rock band perform songs with guitars and drums and vocals. They did steal that. They did steal steroid heaven. Also. Alright, that's a bad example. Also, Bill Burr, son George Carlin to stand up.

And then he did stand up. Shameful. He really is. I'm embarrassing. As the dead fool won, then he's probably upset about. I just didn't see it. My apologies, dead fool, because he's probably upset about. I just didn't see it. My apologies, dead fool, because I was busy playing clips.

So, you know, when I play clips, I'm not looking at the chat. So it's exactly right. Yes, so that's my bad. Oh, check out. So now we can get current, you know. Okay, um, dead fool, you're making fun of Carl speech about it. What's the hypocrite's lead police phone number?

Yeah, I'm making fun of the speech, but he doesn't make fun of mine. Carl, to play, play a clip of the, you make a clip of the, thank you. All right, so he's not being a hypocrite because again, you did it first. He started it.

You deserve this car. Isn't that amazing how that works? That's his only defense, all the hypocrisy going on with Senator John is only defense is he did it first. He started it. Yeah, he really isn't saying what a jackass. He really is. Okay, this is him repeating me again.

Get ready for some big laughs here. Yeah, he's going to be the biggest star on the internet. Ha, hey, hey, hey, hey, make him on that slutty. Mike Bouchetti had Tookie's voice. He had a big authority internet. That's a knee slapper. That's a knee slapper, Carla. Gotta laugh. That's a knee slapper, Carla.

Damn you, damn you. Damn you. Slap a car love got a laugh. That's a knee slapper Carl Damn you Tab is cloning me on my own show right now. He got me good with that one. It's trolling you left right in my face You're all screwing me He really is amazing. All right, so now John finally sees When I explain the reason why I brought my acoustic guitar out on the show with him was to goof on him for his terrible fatty patty song. John didn't know that until this very moment I hear it, he gets very upset about it. Let's find some common ground.

And actually what Kevin obviously doesn't understand is that I was goofing on John for writing the shittiest song I've ever heard in my life. A child would come with this. He's trying to goof on Patrick Melton. There's over 300 pounds. Okay. Okay. The shittiest song. Okay. Carla. I'm going to play some

isotopes. Yeah. Yeah. Let's look at the shittiest song. Okay. Let's watch Carla's Bay. Have you seen this? Okay. So I thought I thought John was gonna play one of your songs like pick up a guitar and play one of your songs, which would be incredible. It would be. But that would obviously also take work and talent, which he does not have.

Well, the problem, this all backfires I've jobbed here. And I don't know why people think that they can do this. Chad Zumak did a similar thing where it's like, oh, your band Soxie starts watching, he's like, oh, that's actually pretty good. Yeah, he's singing a lot. And then he goes to the website, he's like, oh, they had a bunch of gigs coming up. It's just like that. I mean, maybe I'll go get tickets. This has been around for over 20 years. We don't we're doing. It's not an accident. I'm not saying we're the greatest band of the world, but we're much better at our instruments than Southern John ever has been in his life.

So this is John finding a nice dope song or randomized so song. Listen to how long he listens to it before he determines it at sucks. This is how you know he's very confident that he's better than me. Can we take bets on it? I'm gonna say like six seconds.

That's a pretty good one. What do you think? Okay. I'm gonna take the over. You take over six? Over six. Okay. Here we go got here all of the stupid thank you thank you here we go there we go

oh oh it is a great strong car Oh What a what awesome holy crap Unbelievable what a great song the isotopes The intradamus you know is his downpicking horrendous I know horrendous. I know. I know. So John, listen to like you said, there's a little bit of the intro in there. It's finally got into the part where the guitar melody comes in. We didn't even get to a chorus yet.

And he's already like, oh, what is that? What is that? What did you think he's going to say? And I guess yelling, that sucks over and over again, it means it's true. In John's mind. Okay. That's science. Of course. So now he finds a video that we put together when we were recording this in the studio Can you pause for a second? I do have to say, if you are ever in the Western New York area, Watchman Studios is a fantastic place to go and record some music. Some great, great artists have been recorded there. Carter fed that and dog our bodies. Of course, he's sticking up for our buddy Doug from the Jinguist Department on this one.

But all right, so John's not letting anything play. No, he's just yelling over it. He's just yelling over it and just assuming that it sucks, but he doesn't have any points. He doesn't understand what makes it suck or why it sucks. He does nothing about that. So he's zoom-occing out here. Right, so at this point, I start super chatting,

because I was tuning in at this point. So I start super chatting, like, John, play the fucking song. Let the song play, you asshole. Because I'm a little chat I'm like John play the fucking song let the song play you asshole cuz I'm a little annoyed with what he's doing here okay now my super chat is oh well you won't actually listen to it. Heck is my thing. And so John now that he knows that I'm watching, can't wait to show me this intro yet again.

Hey Carla, Carla, hold on. Carla, I want to show you. Hey, what do you think of it? Do they podcast WTTP? A. TTP Seven powerful time like at a season to assist for that one. He's still laughing. Okay. He's still laughing at it What's that from? That's from your concert. Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah, thanks for the fun, but John,

did you make fun of Mochette? He said I wrote jokes for his head. Uh, uh, yeah, he was having quite a, I'm sure I'll show up on Davos. Yeah. Yes. Might need a couple of jokes. Might start a roll cup before him. That's what all the time. That's what comics do for each other. And a couple of jokes. My car broke up before him. That's what all the time. That's what comics do for each other. And they were great jokes. I remember that great jokes.

And my tail is so great. Yep, your tail is great. This is great. Everything is great. My dad always wanted me to play football. But I didn't want to have to wear another helmet. Come on. Hey, oh, and this on. Are you proud of you? So John has to give an example of a joke

that he wrote for Mike Fischetti. And it's not great. Surprise, surprise. It's not the greatest joke anyone's ever heard. I'm again super chatting again because I'm like, I don't know why you won't just play the song. And I want to hear it out of his critique of the isotops here. Yes, let's play the song. Carla, don't get your panties in a bunch. Now, hold on. Don't get my panties in a bunch. Is he referring to cross-dressers?

Is he saying that that's a bad thing that people should be ashamed of? Sounds it. If a man wears panties, that's something that should be ashamed of. The problem with Johnny's is creating all of these rules. And he can't follow any of that. He's very bad at it.

He is throwing so much shit against the wall. Well, I don't take offense to a joke like that. Calling me Carla, calling me gay, which he does a lot. Saying my panties are in a bunch, but these are all things that if one of us said it, he'd be like, you can't say that. Don't go into my panties. Can't say that.

All right. Tuky's reading my super chat here. He's just like, yeah, let's, let's play the song. Yes, let's play the song. Carla, don't get your panties in a bunch. Now, now hold on. He might want you to play the song so that he could strike your channel. You think that's Carl's devious plan here to get, to give you a copyright strike.

Oh, that, ooh, that's a good. See, I'm here to help you, John. I'm here to anything you say to John, he believes. He believes every fucking thing so what's that? The reason why he wants you to play the song is because he wants to cap your channel. No, no, no, it's because I know a better guitarist than you. And I know you've got nothing. That's why to help you. Well, is that Carla? Are you trying to strike me or? Yeah, you know what? Maybe that's what he's doing. Mm-hmm. I think so. I swooped it out. Gotcha. I gotcha. Then he starts watching the video on mute because Curtis thing was he goes he goes, yeah, he probably got you a strike you so what you want to do is watch the video and he goes

he goes John pick up your guitar and why don't you play for us what you think they're doing he's trying to get he's trying to show the jacket like a tire John doesn't fall for that obviously because he would have no idea what to do I'm gonna listen to how bad this band sucks by listening to their music right mute right we'll goof on him so I'm literally texting John at this point. You have my permission to play my music. I will not copyright strike you. And then in the chat going, I just texted John.

He has my permission. John's ignoring all of that. He's ignoring my text until finally. I think Tuky or someone's looking at the chat and they go, hey, they're saying the car will just text you and John's like, oh, what? Oh, oh, yeah, oh, what? Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Yeah, and already he said red before that. And then he's like, oh, yeah, okay. So it doesn't know about read receipts. Yeah, exactly, that's awesome. So he'd already read it, but then he goes, okay, okay, okay. So now he's finally going to, he's finally going to play the, some of the music here. Oh, but before that though, this is this is insane right here.

Look at this idiot with the beard. So this is where he's watching it. This is where he's watching. I'm here and I forgot I had this clip. This is very funny. So he's calling out Croge and uh, Tookie has Croge's back. Look at this idiot with the beard. Like jam and like he's Jimmy Page. Oh, that's Kroge, everyone wants Kroge. Well, he's a geek, yeah, he's a gigs, fuck him. That even Haclan. Yeah, look at that hair, that's great hair.

And there's the captain. Oh, look at that loser. He's wearing a fake, he's wearing a converse officer. What a loser. What a loser. Oh, boy. Oh, look at that. Yeah, fake. Oh, yeah, you know, I think you might be right. Hold on. So the other thing that kind of planted is I use a fake PRS.

He was going, no, I know for a fact it's a fake PRS. It kind of just fills out with all these lies and judges goes, what? Holy shit. And then there's zooming in on my guitar here. And he goes, I think that is a fake PR. I think you might be right. Come on. Come on. I think that. Cardiff, how'd you know that? I've done the extensive analysis on my guitar.

Check it out. That exact guitar. The burden is all around the headstock. It's obvious. It's obvious. I mean, real converse either. Probably. They're probably like the, they're probably like the version

that target would sell like back in the 90s. They kind of looked like converse. Well, look at it. Oh, no, he's going on. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And Cardiff will not stand for that. So thankfully, good. Oh, what a good. It was a fake PRS. Why would it matter? Oh, but just doesn't get to score me for any way possible. What someone said. Yeah, he's got this fake PRS. He's playing the shit out of it. But you know, it's not an actual real one. Like a good guitar player can take any shit guitar and play something that sounds good. Well, right. And I do. I can't take an expensive guitar and make it sound good. People are annoyed at hearing me say this by but I do own three PR-esque guitars.

They're all very nice. Anyway, moving on. Was that their dad? What's your name? What's your name? It's a video. Let's make fun of this guy, John. What's pink?

Ah, there you go, Haka. Haka. Haka, Haka. Haka. That's you. That's you just a nice sound engineer over at Washington Studios. Shut up.

Stop being a fucking kid, sis. Yeah, get rid of him, John. Look at this one. Try to get some free studio time. This guy did my friend's bris. He kind of peed us off. Wow, that's anti-Semitic, John. Well, hold on.

I appreciate it. Hold on, this gets crazy. Get ready for some transphobia coming out of Saturday Jadsmouth. anti-Semitic John. Well, hold on. I appreciate it. Hold on. This gets crazy. Get ready for some transphobia coming out of Suttery Jod's mouth. This is some serious hypocrite police we need to call into. Check this out. Friends bris. He cut a penis off.

Of course he is. Never mind. He can have a penis get caught. I look at Carla with the fucking green glasses. Speaking of a penis getting cut off, look at Carla with the fucking green glasses. Speaking of a penis getting cut off, look at Carla with the green glasses. Oh, you don't know that one? I don't.

That's classic. I think what he's talking about is a sex change operation. Right? I guess. Is that what you got your penis off? Sure. We do have a sex change operation. And John is calling me out for that,

which I feel like it's a little bit hypocritical of him. Just a little to do. Just a little kids have had sex change operations or want to. I think one of them had something. Yeah, so it seems I'm crashing right now. It seems odd to me that he would say that. Oh, God, it's very hypocritical. John, I'm crashing your kids.

See me. I'm going to use fuck. Oh, stop being a fucking kid, sis. Yeah, get rid of him, John. Look at this one. Try to get some free studio time. I think this guy did my friend's bris. Ah, he kind of peed us off.

Or boy, he had never mind. He can have a penis get caught. Look at Carla that with the fucking green glasses. Yeah, speaking of his penis getting cut off, that is Carla, that is so Carla Good job, too, you know if I were gonna make fun of Carl for this clip I'd make fun of him for looking to shoveled by not tucking his fucking shirt in true That's what you want to do you look like a fucking embarrassment out here The fucking tail fall everywhere have some decorum sir. All right

This is the last clip I have finally Finally, are gonna play the music. Cause now he's read the text messages. He's all tuckered out. He's ready to play the song. Let's see how much of the soggy actually gets to do. This is the entire hip. This is the entire portion of him we'll see to the isotopes.

Get this super channel in. Come to the game. You know what he didn't even make it He's already paused against how much it sucks Guys is I mean what is he fucking the vapor? No, I mean it's just fucking the vapors Turning Japanese yeah, that's that's all like that. No, okay, I think so I think you got the bandrock is then he says The come on guys is I mean what is he fucking the vapors now? Well, I mean is this fucking? What the vapors now? What I mean, is this fucking,

is this whiteout? Pretty lame. It's surf matters from the people who know. People live in Rochester. Yeah, it's a surfier, he's right. And it's crazy to me that John now is goofy on us for the genre of rock that we play. And he thinks that that's a good,

like he nailed me, oh it's good. Like that kind of sounds like that's a good, like he nailed me. Oh, it's good. Like that kind of sounds like that song wipe out. Oh shit. He's not doing it. It's damn it. It does sound a lot like surf rock. Yeah. Meanwhile, instead of in John band is under Vada ripoff. So all right. Well, who know the people who live in Rochester? Have you ever surfed in Rochester before? Friend of the show Brian knows who to us. We're living in dystopian future. This is great. I love it, too. This is fun. It's Don Rockies on the board. Deadpool. Thanks for the five

bucks. Um, Dick 89, send W ATP a link. Well, does he want to come on? John, you say you thinking now. Yeah. And the other hand, clean. I like. Does a thing now? You clean. Do you go and get them done at the Nassalan? No. No. No, but you're a big time celebrity. You should treat yourself. Oh, he does not know how to do a two-key at all. A lot of people trolling John to his face.

He's having a really hard time with him. Do you get it done with the nail set? No! All right, relax. Staying in your nails was good. That's all scared. I do it myself in the bathroom after I take a big dump all before Or during

All right, we got to the first rep Well, let's just repeat the same riff over and over again. Holy shit. And your goofing on my song, Carla! Yes, I was. It's terrible. So John, the structure of this song goes A-A-B-C-A, and then it goes out from there. There's a bunch of different parts. But that's not uncommon in rock music

to establish the main riff and hit it twice before you move out to the B part. And it's called the motif, John. Fucking Southern John is sitting there. That's all he had here. He didn't see the one out. Just be like, oh, that's all he knew was playing. It's riff over and over again,

and that's, and I'll never listen to it again. That's a, it's great. I doubt he understands song form. So if he listens to this, he's gonna be. No, that was an e, that was an e, obviously. Joe Walsh handled all of the form. I just wrote the lyrics. Well, when he was watching us play the song

and Croge's way up on the neck and I'm playing on the high E string and he's watching all that should happen. So he knows it's gonna get very interesting. And's why he's just like oh, it's just a saver of over now. We're gonna okay. That's enough. We get it. We're good. You got us good. Alright. Are you fucking headed with that? Oh shit. The isotopes are like the MLC podcast of music. That's the safaris. Holy shit. Why can't I name right? Yeah, you figured it out Michael Diana. Thanks for the fuck box of Jesus twins were better than this trash I agree feel my you

Big-witty Still my you big-witty oh god and knock you down and you know the funny part about this he thinks that's good Yeah, it's all right. It's a lot about this. He thinks that's good. It's better than you're right. It's all right. It's a lot better than anything, John's ever done, that's for sure. God, he really is terrible at this. John, you're new to this. I'll give you a chance, keep going at it.

But I would tell you, if you're just gonna look at the internet, like copy the links down ahead of time, so you can get right to them, you're not scrolling around. And don't just repeat what I just said, or what anyone just said, and just use a goofy voice, or pretend that you're laughing really hard. All of the things that you did,

don't do that again, because that's terrible. It makes you look really bad. And it also, as the one Super Chatter said, it proves that there isn't an art to this, and that some people are better at it than others. And you're really bad at it. That's all factual statements. There's no, nothing really bad at it. That's all factual statements. There's no nothing to disagree with there.

That's all I wanted to say. I was going to bring Vic back in to catch a dabbleer, I know she doesn't like set her each job, but I think she has bailed out us. So I will ask you, Tab, are you ready to catch a dabbleer? Why not? Why not? We've done so much dabbling catching already. Let's get to it.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabble. Tab, are you ready to play? This is pretty catch, a dabble. The potato's talking to U now. I hope you've been ready. I have been tricking. I have a what's going on. I have an important question for you both super happy fun chat of things for the two bucks. So I don't even know great show did Howard buy good Christmas gifts. If you consider a freaking a canister popcorn with three different flavors. A good Christmas bonus then. Then yes, he did. I know I I literally stuck my arm. Brad what all the way in there. There's a check of the bond.

John the Capitol. Their police are investigating unconferment reports of an active shooter near the Senate office buildings. Oh no, no, yeah, right now. So I hope you're not close to there. No, thank God. I didn't have to go down there today. Well, Congress will, yeah, Congress is out. So I

don't know what Senate office buildings that would be God knows that there are senators that are in their offices today. But I don't know what that I mean, I'm confirmed we'll find out soon, but that's breaking. All right, well, keep us updated, Brian. Super happy, fun, Chad, thanks for the two bucks. Oh, okay, we already did that one. Megan wants to think of five bucks, Sean, how can you criticize anyone when you leave

you door to go homeless and hungry? Oh, she was never homeless or hungry, you fucking dope. So here's my question, Brian, in any of these trials, will there be camera access? No, I would, oh, what not. Federal. These are federal court, this federal court, no, no cameras are gonna be there. Which is, actually I think a good thing because Donald Trump loves to play to the cameras.

He's that's where they are. Yep, and before I play, I'm going to say that last week in a public party, Mason important thing to five bucks, I bet you pulled out the divider in the popcorn tin and mixed all flavors together so go. What john say next here your choices number one no because I don't like cheese e of course it was a popcorn cornucopia next next. I should have just thrown it in the trash. Four, I ate the caramel and gave the rest to my kids. Lastly, Howard's the sickle. So cheap. To catch. That's a toffee right there. Well, I always go first, and I'm gonna go with next.

Should have thrown it in the trash. What do you think, Tab? I'm torn between four and lastly. I think I'm gonna go with four. Okay, so he ate the caramel, gave the rest to his kids. I had one, but I changed it to four and I'm sticking with it. Okay. My other thought was definitely number five that Howard's a sickle, I had one, but I changed it to four and I'm sticking with it. Okay.

My other thought was definitely number five that Howard's a sickle, but it's almost too predictable. But sometimes that's the one. So, all right, let's see. That's who they are. Yep, and before I play, I want to change the last week in Republican Party. Mason, important things in five bucks,

I bet you pulled out the divider in the popcorn tin and mixed all flavors together to go. No, because I don't like cheese. So there was a cheddar cheese, it was caramel and it was regular. So now I- You had it. Yeah, I had it.

And I blew it. What a fucking dump, no, because I don't like cheese. That's how dummy is. I'm starting to think like him. You're right, that's so stupid. Because he misses the point to everybody always misses the point Rock again. Oh, they would like cheese popcorn I did not I would say let's see what let's see what went down last week in the Republic party shall we let's see He got us that's all for this time.

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For now. Then Uranus got hit and it's still very good. Thank you for that. Cardiff, we appreciate it. I got a quick note here as somebody posted in our Patreon. We were talking about Scorch last time, and they were talking about getting weed through an airport security and Scorch had this elaborate story, and before he got into it, he goes, I'll tell you how to do that. T-Ry goes, is it the butt thing? And I made a comment, I don't think anyone smuggles weed in their ass, so that's not that type of drug. Usually it's powdery drugs, that big giant buds, but I said, I said, what do I do? I don't know. So, right, so bone in our Patreon wrote,

so regarding the topic of weed up the ass, I got a buddy that runs a pretty sizable grow-up and this sells all kinds of shit to dispensaries in the area. One of those things is wax and other extracts. One of his workers who was processing the wax allegedly tried putting a wad of it up his ass. He didn't reportedly to get him very high. It was also like glue with sand in it in consistency.

So after being unable to take a shit for three days, he went to the ER and had some poor nurse clean the wax out of him, which is some serious damage to the asshole area. We will probably make fun of him for that until he dies. So definitely not recommended. Well, normally you don't smuggle the weed like fresh in your ass. You put it inside of something when you're asking, I don't know. I'm not an ass smuggler, but as someone who's watched the news, yeah, you definitely want to get the stems out of there.

You first show it off your ass. That's for sure. That'll tear something right there. What a fun story. I've heard of people like with alcohol, with vodka or something in the ass, which I don't mind the taste, so I'm okay. But I've never heard of wax to get you more in high.

Also, you typically don't go back to a job after that. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you might want to change your identity. Do you know why we're letting you go? Is it the wax in the ass? Yeah, it's the wax in the ass. You can click your check and get all your shit out of your locker and get out of here. You fucking weirdo.

That's fantastic. Another person sent me a note about, and again, it's always a guy they know. It's never the best. Another person sent me a note. They said they had to go to court for something, and the person thought that for sure, they're gonna be taking right to jail.

And so they put weed up their ass to go to court, because they thought they'd be able to smuggle it into jail. And the guy was just like, slanted a fine or something and they let him go So I was just like, I already got the weed up. I had stamets That's a fun story as well Tab Do you know about this thing on September 15th? Hi, this is Ted Williams the man with the golden voice and I can't wait to meet you at the magic bag September 15th. Hi, this is Ted Williams, a man with the Golden Voice and I can't wait to meet you at the

Magic Bag September 15th for who are these podcasts? It's a live show with special guests, the Drew and Mike show joining Carl Hamburger. Tickets are available at watplive.com. I'll see you at the Magic Bag September 15th with Drew and Carl and the gang from WATP. That's right. And a lot of people don't live in that area that's drive to Michigan to come to that show. And while you're driving, you should listen to, here's what I don't get, starring my friend, Tab.

What's happening on here is what I don't get lately. Just the same old stuff. We have co-hosting that we talk about stuff. We complain. We try not to bring up the Jews. It's a, right, it's, word is good time. What's not to get, they're determined to rule the world. Damn, what's not to get? Well, if you say that too loud on YouTube, they'll ban you.

Oh, yeah, you care for them. Yeah. Um, so anyway, these J words. Yeah. We know what they're up to. Oh my God, John with the thinking that he's going to get taken off a YouTube for say in grease ball. It's the funniest shit. He still has his own trolling works. I'm sorry, God. Also, I wouldn't think that grease ball would be like my first thought is not

an Italian person. My thought is someone that like doesn't pay. Yeah, and it actually makes the person hearing that and thinking it's a type of person seem a little bit more racist than the person saying it I would think but are you going after my hair? When I know So yeah, here's what I don't get you guys have a website. Yeah, it's wadg.com Very good and wherever you get podcasts subscribe to tab show here's what I don't get Thank you so much for coming on the show today. It's always a blast. Thanks for having me. Please join us again next time and might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony.

Party in the must-visse of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Alright, let's get into, uh, oh, I'm nut news, don't I? What's his nut news? Internet news with Lucy Tachar! From Patreon, Mach Raker has a direct order. Tell Andy to start acting like a bit of a cunt and you'll give him a share of the superchats. You do, EWANKA. Calvin. Trucker Andy is great, but when will Tukie be back on?

Asking for a friend. Kill Gore Trout gets it with, let's talk shit. A bunch of women in the face is stuttering John Perform's opines. Hats off to Carl with the Us and Them comment. And from Facebook, Brett Purti reports, John just admitted to selling boner pills at the pickwick. Your thoughts? Scott Stevens inquires, address, Brian Walker, God damn. More guests on the show than people watching! Yikes!

Brett Stevens, Opie is crushing it on Twitter right now with an intimate audience of eight. This guy used to broadcast 10 millions of listeners a week. Amazing. Brian Walker, I'd make it nine but I'm blocked. Rick Lancourt, never has somebody with so little, done, so little. And from YouTube, Elle Mulder won comments about Trish, Homer hit her with the makeup shotgun. Elp's 23, I'm glad to see that Mimi from the Drew Carry show is still alive and hasn't died of a heart attack. Fancy Mortimer, Trisha has nice diner lady arms.

Ricky Bev notes, mental illness is so hot right now. Naas Redna, I'm here for Tuky first, Carl's second. Equinox Jones concoors, Tukki's great. On MLC last night, Kevin Brennan was dishing Tukki, saying Carl should be ashamed of having him on WATP. Meanwhile, he brought on Joey C's cracked out wife for one of the most boring segments in history. I think Carl broke KB, Captain Ocean Wolf of the Tuky Taliban. Today, brothers and sisters, we have been blessed by the presence of our great leader, Tuky. Tuky forever, give thanks to the wonderful burger man, for spreading the glorious message of Tuky, they shall hear our battle cry.

And from Reddit, tape shit shares. My favorite part of the episode is when Carl said he didn't want to cover all of the extremely interesting, stuttering John News, and instead made us listen to a bunch of shitty parody songs about patty seecups. Brilliant decision you Piazza and Cours Stained mattress plays us out with. Tuky Soup is far superior to this garbage office hour show. Also you can vote for your favorite shitty Patrick Michael Faraday song. I posted a poll on Twitter that's active and also on our subreddit where you can go

and vote. We'll be crowning a winner very soon on that. If you're listening to this and you are in Western New York, the Isotel is up performing Sunday 6 p.m. That would be August 6th. 6 p.m. At Dragonfly will be outside. There's a tent outside on the parking lot. So come down and check that out. I think it's free, right? Pretty sure

it's a pleasure. If I'm wrong. Yeah. Look, just lose a, he's playing shows in a free. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, come down if you're anywhere in this area, I should be a lot of fun. All right, let's hit some voicemails and we'll call it a day. Actually, I have a review for you. Oh, please. Yeah. I got the sent privately. He says, hey, when you go on WOTP,

can you please yell at Carl for having his audio levels 25% lower than any other podcast? It's even prevalent issue on the creep off. So fuck you Carl alright five star five star alright what's uh... let's get a rubber divorce now sir

hey this one is for the truly fun contest uh... this is ian for stop play this one for John, okay? Two, three. Pay dues. Read super chats. Call outsides. Joe, like you're an adult man Suttering John Funny Then you All right, all right. I enforce got a good voice there pretty good one I do hate that song so much rise everyone picked that fucking melody. I fucking hate the non-nose for three and a half minutes of fade out Oh, that's also why you hate centerfold. Yes.

Jay Giles been centerfold. It's not that bad of a song, but anyways. It is. You hate it because of the Nana. Yeah. It's just like, how about it's just such a lazy. It's lazy. It is lazy.

There's a pennywise song called Bro Him. Were they trying to get this anthemy thing? Oh, it's like, it's not hard to do. But centerfold has such a beautiful love story. Yeah. I'm going to look at yourself. See. Guys, I want to introduce you to a new color we have on the show here.

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So I got my GF for KB toys, yeah. Howdy, it's Moon Milk. I was just gonna call in and, or, yes, look look now at whatever you said and bitch about all like the radio things because like these old radio people are just very boring. So I feel like it's hard to like try to squeeze comedic blood from the rock of them. So, yeah, void radio is sucks. And also... Yes, what else? Uh, attempts at Southern John to do another song,

because that was just so beautiful. I like cried. I mean, my, my, like, the used mother was even in prost, it was very special. So, yeah. My old and an infirm mother who was close to death was touched by your your beautiful song. That that started with what's that about radio people anymore that she goes

let's get some or you can judge to do stuff. So I was confused about that moon milk and not sure what you mean. Oh, that was the only thing I have right. There was too much to clip obviously so I couldn't get it all. I try I bet I almost did as you could tell But then people in the chat they listen to my song started saying that it sounded like rock of lobster by the B52s And it does

It's a John so a president all he goes Yeah, it is it's rock lobster. You're right. It's it's a same. It's the same song and then Curdiff points out to John that his song about Melton is CG and D because he has a lot of songs that can take the chord CD and G and John goes, oh yeah, like a mother of a big Floyd. It's a pretty good song. So that was his muse.

His inspiration. Like baby. It's inspiration. Like baby. Yeah, baby. He couldn't even play the shitty a song ever written the right way. No. He couldn't figure. He couldn't remember. It was C to G the first time in these two and G to C and then had to change the vocal

line because he knew he was in trouble. Yeah. No idea where to go. It's called the D out. Never let him expect where you're gonna go in this song. It's like jazz. All right, this is the long one, but I like it. Yeah, sorry, I got to a run late and guy with his window down.

I was up right next to me. Probably because I was at that run late. But not the rest of my minutes and then that's what Tim had to do. Honestly, I have no personal stake and Kevin Brennan hate, although I don't like him because he tried to stop the snutshell thing. But I mean, I guess I don't have any personal stake with Tim Hyde after he doesn't fucking know me,

but that guy's a douchebag who black balls people out of Hollywood. I've probably left a message about this before. Look up his beef with, or not beef, but like his treatment of Sam Hyde with Bright Gelman. Bright Gelman's also a fancy little bitch. Oh, my point is Kim Highdacker has all that fancy shit

lives in California. It's filthy rich has a big ass audience and still can't write jokes. Just doesn't write jokes. What's with these fucking people calling themselves comedians? that don't write jokes Go We're maybe get home first and that give us a call next time. Oh, you know, you understand sir Tim Heideker's stand-up character is really bad at stand up. So we can't write jokes because it would ruin the character.

It's all work jokes, right? It's on it. A lot of people commenting on the Tim Heidecker was the same Heide thing. Do you know anything about that? Oh, I just know that Tim Heidecker is a worthless piece of shit. Like you said, he gets people knocked out of Hollywood. He's never been funny. Yeah, fuck Tim to get her to death

thank you for your call five stars uh... gary and sandy a go checkin and a carl gary and sandy a go well i would just listen to john's friday show and he said that he thinks the writers strike and the sad striker coming to an end soon that's right and he said that he thinks the writer's strike and the sag strike are coming to an end

soon. That's right. And he's going to be going out for a lot of audition. Gary told me. A lot of auditions, what? And then he said he didn't think he's going to be teaching drama or science because he'll be too busy auditioning and getting parts. It's topsy-turvyvy with him who knows what's

going on but I'm now what's your language Gary by that house and Kate Correll yeah Kate Correll and if he's not gonna be living there it's not he yeah I don't know what's going on. Anyway, maybe you guys can figure it out. Maybe, uh, maybe you can. I hope so. Tabs on the case. Okay, you're out.

I think, I think this might be the thinking beers talking. I think John might be full of shit. What do you think is most important about all of it? Well, I don't think... What part would John get in a show? What's he going to be like? The victim or the killer on an episode of Lawn Order S for you? That's the best he could possibly hope for.

He can't act. He has no draw. He has zero charisma. He looks gross. Like, what are you going to put him in? What about a bloated dead man in the river? I was going to say, when Ghostbusters goes to Broadway, he'll be slimer. Broadway is a different union that he's not a member of A.A.

So I don't think John's going to teach anymore. He's been laying these hints down that he's not going to teach anymore. As a substitute teacher, you can still go on auditions, you can still try to get parts because you can make yourself available or unavailable whenever you want. So it's odd to me that that's his excuse because that sounds like an excuse. Well, yeah, it's probably because he's been fired from being a substitute teacher for either drinking on the job or just being like fucking weird with. Not being able to teach. This is my speculation. This is pure speculation. My guess is, I don't think he's been fired

or anything like that, but I do think that, there's probably some assholes out there, and I don't appreciate this or approve of that, who have been sending school districts YouTube videos, because John's been a bit unhinged since he came back to the internet. It's not acting all that professional, so that might be. So where's he supposed to be teaching? Is he came back to the internet. It's not acting all that professional. So that might be. So where's he substitute teaching?

Is he still substitute teaching in California? Is he substitute teaching in Florida? Out of his car. That's what I can't figure out. He bought a house in Florida, but he wants to get work in LA. Sounds like. So I'm not sure why he has the house in Florida.

Seems odd to me. Texas. Okay. If you live in Florida for more than 50% of the year, you're not paying income tax. That's true. That is true. So it's just like repeating drops to each other, which we don't get voice balance ever doing impressions of drops. We should be not getting that guy. Again, that's audio of me talking right there. Oh my gosh. Can you see that tune?

Oh my gosh. Can you see that tune? Oh my gosh. Listen to that horn. And the head is gone. Oh shit. Those are all no agenda drops, sir, in the morning to you. But not what I was asking for at all. That sounded like a voicemail from a serial killer. A killer. So, tab, did you happen to hear the episode we did with this guy,

Jay Main on jumper 22? No, I'm running a little bit behind. So Jay mains this guy who talks about whoops a lot and do your homework. This is the redneck version of jay main calling into the show hey car you know when you go out of rank and you get black at drunken and you come back to and beg with some coffee talk about the don't give you an absolute god to your smoothie floppy

copy and you tell yourself you should probably just leave they need to decide to just let that jimmy nibbler finish problem and i'm I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead.

I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to be a dead. I'm going to That guy understood. That's a super relatable story. Oh, this one's for you, Tab. Oh, great. Hey, Carl and crew. I heard a tapbert was going to be going in this week, and here's what I don't get. Losing the drawstring on a pair of shorts. I can't believe that we've gotten this far, and there's all this technology.

We've got AI writing lawsuits and shit, but we still haven't figured out how to make it so that a pair of gym shorts or a pair of sweatpants doesn't, you know, in the wash just sucked the fucking drawstring back into the pants, so it's almost impossible to find it again. Yeah. If it's not as big a deal with sweatpants, because I'm, you know, don't wear them in public, but you know, it's good idea, sir.

It's a bit short,'s a real pain in the dick uh... i love you uh... call me back and goodbye thank you for your call i love you to sir yeah you got time and not before you put them in the wash oh fuck the actually had a real solution that i'm listening i know i was about to

agree with the color i don't know about the a i write a glossary that was the example but I was about to agree with the color. I don't know about the AI writing loss. I don't know why that was the example. But I was about to agree with the color because I get that shit all the time where it's way hanging out the one side. It's inside the other one. You got to like, slow like it's it's really annoying. Maybe I'll stop swearing to say time. Pushing rope. It's like pushing rope. yes. Now I know my wife's upset. It wasn't the sweatpants. All right, a little mini episode of Here's what I don't get for you everybody. All right, one more voice mail. Yeah, you have to see if an asshole fucking Frank Zatso introduced Jimmy Hendrix to the wallop kettle. I didn't fucking know that. I'm like one of the Jimmy Hendrix fans ever. Okay. And you're fucking ass like, ain't that some pretty good

camera information? You fucking bitchity as the fucker. Go fuck yourself. You're a fucking talk fucker. We'll be back. Jesus. God. Wow. That's brutal. That is a mint mobile subscriber right there. I've never heard of. Don't shit on mint mobile, my friend. Okay, my bad. My bad. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm from here. Are you a mint mobile subscriber? Yeah, I switched I switched earlier this year because I got tired of getting screwed over by a Verizon not delivering my fucking MMS messages. So, people would send me picture messages and they would turn into like little fucking worthless things. So, then I switched to Mint and it fixed it. And I pay a lot less.

Well, some episodes have brought you by the way. He's probably about $48.00. He paid $5 off six years of coverage. Also, Ryan Reynolds is a dreamboat, but that's beside the point. Is that the guy who owns Mint Mobile? He is. Ryan Reynolds has this great thing, but that's beside the point. Is that the guy who owns Mint Mobile? He is. Ryan Reynolds has this great thing where he just goes and buys brands, builds them up really big and then sells them for huge profits. Smart. He did that with Aviator Gin.

Mint Mobile's one. I think he still owns it, but it will be sold the next few years. Well, that's a smart move because when everyone else is on strike and not making any money, he's just like, I guess probably should have bought a fuck a cell phone company. Oh, w's. What were you thinking? Too true. All right. Wow, marathon today.

As is the use these days, unfortunately. It's almost too much, almost too much fun. Tab, did you get the sense that Vick's angry at me that I'm living my best life and my dreams have all come true? I feel like Vick is just angry all the time. She is. I don't know why. I feel like people like her dog more than she does.

What you say if I have those fun back. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I never get bored. Boone. All right. I'd be I'd be the only member of my only fans. Just watching my videos.

Whoa. It's amazing. And then do it and then like playing along. While you. Yes. And I be playing with myself. Tap, thank you so much. Here's what I don't get.

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