Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep436 - Full Send Podcast

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

This week we’re hanging with the Nelk Boys and their extremely popular podcast, Full Send Podcast. They’ve gone from clowning around on YouTube to interviewing A list celebrities. Their skillset seems more conducive to clowning around. Although, I could listen to Hulk Hogan talk about his music career all day. Trucker Andy joins the show to discuss Steiny’s need for God and the Nelk Boys’ hot take on the Israel / Palestine conflict. Then Elisa Jordana calls in to discuss her crazy weekend with Stuttering John who invited her to his house then threatened to call the cops on her. Also, Cardiff had a very drunk Stuttering John on his show after our recent interview, we recap John’s attempt to prove I’m gay, we catch an alien and check out recent voicemails.  Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  https://podcasts.apple.com/sa/podcast/all-apologies-podcast/id1686906729  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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review on Apple podcast or wherever you review podcast, and then should all have us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Full Send Podcasts. This was a suggestion from someone. I forgot to write it down. Someone suggested that we do this. We both listen separately.

We have not discussed it with each other before, and let's get into it. To show a hosted by the nook boys, Kyle, Steini, Bradley, Seleme, Jordan, Gabriel, Bob Menry. Jesus. All sorts of people involved in this show. It's a rotating cast of characters.

They have over 2 million subs on YouTube. Their buddies with Dana White. They have an in with the UFC. Apparently, Dana White's kids or kid are a fan of these guys. And so now they have access to a lot of celebrities as a result. I think the show started as these guys have a clothing company. I didn't do it this much research. So I'm making this up. Okay. You guys have a clothing company. And it's a unique company where they have a certain sound. You can only bite it at one time. It's like a Disney movie release. And then it

goes away. I do drops. Yeah. Right. So so that makes it so that sound, you can only bite at one time. It's like a Disney movie release. And then it goes away. I do drops. Yeah, right. So that makes it so that it, you know, obviously people want to get it because there's a supply issue. So the demand is high. Anyway, it seems to do very well.

Well, I'll tell you a little more about the background. Please, yeah. It started out as a prank show, if you can call it that, because really, it's guys dressed up like douchebags, you know, popped polo shirt collars, Nike visors, socks and sandals, they walk up behind somebody and blow vape clouds on somebody that's just,

oh, I'm in a convenience store buying get well cards for my niece who has cancer and some dick is blowing a vape cloud in my face And that's yeah, and that and that's a prank. Okay, so it's shit like that They like pretend to sneeze on somebody in line at the supermarket and that person gets pissed and their video tape in like Oh, you know and okay It was only funny when they fuck around and then find out that the person that they just did it to grabs him by the shirt and throws him into a rack of air freshener.

That's the only time it was funny. Every other time, you're just like, get away from me, Dickhead. Okay. I didn't laugh once at any of that prank shit, but that seemed to be the genesis of their popularity. Okay, and then that morphed into more of a comedy talk show. Right. Right, and so actually I'll confess something.

I did talk to Andy about this a hat of time because there's so much going on with this show, and there's so many big celebrities on there that I said, which episodes did you check out? Mm-hmm. Because I don't want to have overlap with all these episodes. And so you did a smart thing. You went back and checked out the show before they were getting the big guests on. So you could see what it's like just the four or five of them shooting the shit.

Yeah, the one I started with, it was about five months old. But I was like, well, of course, it's gonna be interesting if Donald Trump is on the show. Sure. But what are these guys like when it's just them? Yeah. So the show that I

checked out, it was Kyle and Steine and Brad and they're about Kyle and Steine are about to go to Israel and Brad said, Hey, I'll go to and they just cut them out of the trip. Let's clip one. Okay, let's let's check this out then. All right, we're going to run another internal episode. I don't know what we're going to talk about, but well first things first is I got invited and then I got Uninvited and then they didn't bring me that's what we got to talk about right now. Oh here we go I'll get blamed for that. I'm like a month ago. You're going to Israel bro on the 20th. I'll let you know next You know, it's like It's the 20th and I'm coming to do a podcast and you guys are leaving tonight at six

I'm gonna say is, just by whatever he says, I was a strong advocate. I was a strong advocate for Brad. I'm not gonna say nothing else. All I'm gonna say is, yo, I love Brad. We need him on the strip. And I'm not gonna drop names. But Johnny, you say I'm here, who was it?

No, I don't need Brad on the strip. No, bro. It wasn't that bad. Not this trip, not that bad. I actually swear I'm not. There's actually a few people in this room that barely made the cut because of Stiny, but I had to push for them as well. But no, Stiny, I mean, I guess there's

only a certain amount of spots. It's all good. Classic prank on Brad. I think that's as funny as anything they do on YouTube, but it sounds like a whole inside conversation. I know. Well, I'd be fine. I'm not in on not going to Israel and dying by dirty bombs. So I'd probably worked out for it. But you're okay with that. All right, so let's talk about some big celebrity guests. Let's talk about Hulkogan. Whoa, Kogan's a favorite buying right now. They did have Rick Flair on too.

Recently, but they had Hulkogan on recently. They were down in Tampa. And I've been watching on the creep off of my buddy, Vinny, and actually producer Chris is hot by and Brian Johnson. We've been I was there for that Andy was here for one of them. We've been checking out thunder and paradise and turns out there's a video game too. What I know.

I told me that he's like there's a video game for Thunder. Anyway, I digress. So I've been checking into Hulk Hogan lately and I thought I'll check out this Hulk Hogan one. This is nuts. And a lot of times these guys aren't good at interviewing. I remember that when we were looking at H3 and Ethan Klein, this is name,

had Bill Buron and just didn't know what to do. Didn't know what to ask him, couldn't carry a conversation. A lot of these guys who get famous on YouTube are really bad at that aspect of it. And this is no exception. This is called having very little research done and kind of mumbling a question.

Did you play, I saw something that said you played with Metallica or? No, I tried to get in the band. Actually it started with the wrong stones. What? Did I see you play with Metallica? Like what kind of question is that? Uh, Metallica, go.

Yeah. Now you go. And then Hulk turns into Abe Simpson. Yeah. Because actually, it goes back to the Rolling Stones. Back when I invented Rocket Roll, the 50s and then, I was teaching Mick Jagger, his moves and then this gets fucking nuts. All right.

So this is, uh, the beginning of his Abe Simpson moment here. We're skips on the beach down there and my dear beach I was the only guy that played naked for two hours and stays there. So we're gonna forget about that statement. It was a dare, which was the style. So I can play music and play music. What was the question?

About Metallica. Metallica. It's unbelievable. Cause he just goes, well, I'm a student musician. I play with all these things. He's just name dropping all over the place. He's telling this whole long story. And the pay off on this is amazing.

He is going on and on about shit that has nothing to do with Metallica. And so once I got in the wrestling business, this is kind of like a long story, is it okay? Yeah, you sure? Yeah, I'm already born. Yeah, we have nothing to say, please. Totally.

They just let the guy ramble on and on and on. So maybe that's a good thing. So then he goes on to talk about this kid who died at a wrestling event. He's supposed to be sitting front row and he died and Hulk went into the ring and he saw the kid wasn't there. So he got out and he goes, what happened to the kid? And they're like, oh, he passed away. So then that night, him and Jimmy Hart wrote 12 songs.

And those 12 songs that were recorded became number one of the billboards for what Hulk says was quite some time. All right. Is that the song Vinnie Brote, Shitty song of the week? Probably. Yeah. Yes, I think that's precisely what it is. So then we start talking about Simon Cowell.

And Simon Cowell comes to Hulk, because he sees that he's making these gold records, a platinum records, and he comes to him with an idea. Look, bro, I want you to do a song by our Elvis and Presley type guy over here. I mean Gary Glitter. He was a transvestite, you know, but he was like Elvis over there. So we had a song called Leader of the Gang. So I went in and I cut the song with the band called Green Jelly, you know, but he was like Elvis over there. So we had a song called leader of the gang. So I went in and I cut the song with the band called Green Jelly, you know, and that song took off. So that's kind of like the little music thing, but then I'm getting to

this story. Have an end. It just goes. It goes out of that. Out of that. Okay. Did you guys know about this? No, jelly tie in, out of that. Okay, did you guys know about this? No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! and a gentleman called Hulk Hogan. Now let's hold what he's done. He's a tribute, but let's take a look at Hulk Hogan's version of one of your classics. You're one of me and my game, my game, my game. You're one of me and my game, my game. You're one of me and my game, my game, my game.

You're one of me and my game. The thing is, I'm the thing. I'm the thing, I'm the thing. I am. No. What do you think? You see, I've been spending some time in America and now coming over here. Hulk, if you're watching, man, stay out of this. I'm ready for you. Any little dark alley, anything I'm going to get you, boy, I'm the leader, man. Just watch out.

All that pussy-footing around in the wrestling ring is nothing compared with rock or roll. Whoa. No, we wouldn't talk about Kerry Glitter and I think about the creep off. But Hulk described as a transvestite. That was a conversation he just had like a month ago. Was he known as a transvestite, Kerry Glitter? Oh, he was a kid-fucker. Well, he was a kid- just had like a month ago. Was he known as a transvestite Gary Glitter? Oh, he was a kid fucker. Well, he was a kid fucker. That's that's for sure, but well, that's interesting

Okay, so we just saw what that was and Hulk talking about his music. I don't know where that was I was hooked singing into a dildo What do you suck it? So that hope goes out of this to talk about how he met Cindy Lopper and they recorded a bunch of sides of that one platinum They did another album that went platinum So then Simon Cowell moved to the US because of Hulk Hogan and then he was at this event and he met Mick Jagger's wife And it was at the time that they're only still needed a bass player So he's like, hey, can you tell your husband I can play bass to the stones.

He goes, okay, send him a demo tape. He does. He never heard back. And that was his as well. Starting with the rowing stone thing. It's like, dude, you just saw what that music video was. The stone's what nothing to do with the shit. Yeah.

You're like, you're like, you're rock band. What are you doing? That's a clown show you're doing. So finally, we get the payoff on this Metallica thing, which I feel like he couldn't have started with this have started with this fast forward Metallica needs a bass player I'm going to holly smokes Metallica. I could be a Metallica Did an audition tape put a tape together center to the band never heard a word from But that was it they don't even respond

No, I was Hulk Hogan too man. I was a champion of the world. They didn't even call me back. Why don't you even tell that story? Yeah, that's just embarrassing. It was between me and Les Claypool. Yeah, I don't call me back, I'll be back for some reason. So he then goes out and talk about how he was scouted by the Reds and the Yankees when he was in high school and what a great baseball player was.

It's like, Jesus Christ, you're already Hulk Hogan. You can stop telling us that you're a rock star and a star athlete, the greatest pitcher to ever live. We got it. He's tried to achieve all his dreams. Like, yeah, Joe. Yeah, it's like, dude, you're Hulk Hogan from the WWF.

It's fine. Keep that. It's good. You're good. Plus, Thunder and Paradise. Right. Absolutely. The greatest show of all time.

Fucking love this show. All right, Andy, I'm hooked out. What do you got? Okay, we'll move on to clip two. Brad is kind of like a later addition to the show. There was another dude that called Steve, we'll do it that, we'll get to it a little bit later, but I feel like Brad took his place.

And I think he's only there because Kyle and Steine have a crush on him. Okay. It's good though. You look like you're deep as this pod. What's going on with the glasses? I'm feeling different lately, man. I was going to get in this week. Really?

Yeah. You're just getting trapped. I'm getting ready, man. Call me. What are you trying to go for a more sophisticated like Jim Bro or? No, dude. I just Jim Bro who also reads. I mean, do read I've read I read for a long time Jim Bro let's start counting his macros again. Yeah, I'm learning about life. No, I've just been like and the glasses have nothing to do with it

Obviously, but they do look good though. Yeah, like Kyle and Steine you look like they're allergic to sit-ups Like these doughy square-head guys just think Brad's the dreamiest, but these doey square head guys just think Brad's the dreamiest. But, uh, Hold on a second, though. So he's gonna take a hallucinogen and throw up and shit diarrhea for the weekend. That's what ayahuasca is. And they're like, what do you read books?

What's that to do with fucking tripping your balls off? You talking about it when you're out of the toilet. It comes in handy. Oh, that's true. There's no shortage of evidence that these two don't have no idea what they're talking about. And he given subject. All right, glad to hear that.

But Brad wrote down aspirations, you know, when he was a kid. This is just Brad looking like an idiot though, because he wanted to manifest like what he wanted out of life. So get ready to be real impressed in clip three. Okay, no seriously. I was a kid, man, and I only know this because I look back on this stuff. My mom gave me like these like letters and things

that I had written when I was like a fucking child. And I wrote down, this is no bullshit. I wrote down, I want like a house with like a pool and I want like two pit bulls and I want all these things and I literally have all that shit today. And I wrote this one, I was like a child. Like I must have been like six.

You still have the sheet? That's crazy. Like really, now I have this paper, I could literally show you this. Paper, I wanna see the paper. I'll show it to you. No, 100% I'm not kidding, I'll show it to you. It's like written in like chicken scratch.

Like it must have been some like assignment that they wanted us to do at school right about something. Wow, you achieved your lifelong goal of owning a dog. Wow. How did you do it? How'd you pull it off? When I was seven, I thought one day I'd have a ball cap and look at me now.

Look at me now, everybody. Yeah, those are not impressive feats. No, that's not impressive at all. I thought maybe I'd have sheltered, and eat three meals a day and look at it. It happened. Yeah. I guess you didn't know when you were six

that you were gonna do ayahuasca one day Okay, but stiny is like Is going there when they go to Israel he's gonna Sort of take it to a spiritual tip as opposed to just getting drug all the time good Yeah, but because I'm getting deep like I actually do want to get more religious and I think I need like God or somebody in my life God or somebody yeah, yeah, I'm not even joking bro. No, no, I know I know I'm not trying to make it a joke I'm not trying to make this a joke. Oh, it's not a joke because you said or somebody and I assume that somebody was carrot tap Which would lead me lead me to believe it was a joke? That's a joke. Yes Would it be gotter something in your life? No, somebody okay. Well, maybe that somebody is one

Oh, I'm sorry, but this is Kyle's clip five is Kyle's reaction to that statement. Are you joking? I can't tell I don't think I could take you seriously. Would you say something like that? Well, maybe that someone, God or someone, maybe that someone is one Donald Trump, 45th president of these United States of America. They had an interview with Trump that was taken off of YouTube. It was banned by YouTube. So I had to go all the way to Rumble to find it.

Oh, really? Yes, and I did find it. So this is the leadingble to find it. Oh really? Yes, and I did find it. So this is the Leading up to this interview. They're very nervous and they let it show how nervous they are about this Still the president you know you got to think of all the people that are going to watch this interview. Well, that's why we're all- Because he hasn't spoken on this issue yet. Like, he's choosing the full-send podcast to speak about Russia Ukraine.

Putin's going to watch this. So, yeah, I'm sure. This goes on for a while then, they're in the van, and they're like, oh my god, I keep, we were going to talk to Trump, and then they get to Marlago, and they're like, oh my god, I keep, we're here, I can't we're gonna talk to Trump and of course they bring their fucking Heart Seltzer in with them which is Crazy to me. I know it's their sponsor. What's it called again? Happy dad. They're big sponsors. Happy dad I've never heard of it before they they're like walking billboards for it. Yeah, it's all over the set

They wear the hat everywhere they go and I just want to say to happy dad I bet it's delicious if they want a sponsor whtp It's all over the set. They wear the hat everywhere they go. And I just want to say to happy dad, I bet it's delicious if they want a sponsor WOTP. I am open to it. All right, so here's a little bit more nervousness as they settle into the room where they're going to interview Trump. And then we're going to find out exactly why Trump

decided to get an interview with the Full Send podcast. The Donald Trump is going to stick right there. I'm going to be right here. Oh, God. the full send podcast. So he made it very clear, I'm doing this as a favor for my friend Dana White. He made that very clear, he walked right in and immediately that's the thing. Just like, just see you guys know. I don't know what the fuck you guys are. And I don't care.

He just grabbed it by the pussy. Dana White told me to do this. So I'm doing this. And then Trump says some fucking crazy shit that he says. This is from 2022. Okay. And so he's talking about how under the Biden administration, oil prices have gone up and he was doing such a good job

with energy and I don't know what the fuck he's talking about here. If you would have told me that just a short while ago, we had oil at $30 a barrel and even less. And now we're up to, you see what's happening today. You guys probably haven't because you've been sitting here for half an hour, but if you were watching every, every 10 minutes is going, it's like a, it's like a rocket ship going up.

Wait a second, this will be monitoring what the oil prices are, what the price for barrel is. Like yeah, I haven't checked that a few days actually what's going on Well the last 30 minutes it's gone up a lot That's a weird thing to say I don't think it's what he meant and then he goes on to talk about how if he were president This Russian invasion of Ukraine would not have happened and he explains that a number of times But he also says some really dumb shit like this so it's uh... what's happening now is horrible what's happening in ukraine

is uh... it's genocide it's nobody's ever seen anything like it what's the the reason why the word genocide exists is because people have seen that before i can think of a couple example i can think of a couple in that area that specific area that they're in right now i can think of a couple example. I can think of a couple in that area. That specific area that they're in right now. I can think of some genocides that have taken place. No one's ever seen anything like it.

That's the fun thing about Trump and I do miss him. It just says these things just like, we meet. That's not true at all. It's theatrical. Yeah, right. Everything's absolutely just fucking nuts and over the top. You're like, oh my god, this copeted Ukraine.

No one's ever seen anything like it. Yeah, okay, sure. Maybe not today. Yeah, right. Maybe not the last 30 minutes, but okay. All right, I'm gonna get into more on the Trump and the Hulk stuff, but Andy, back to you, let's get to know these guys a little more. Sure, okay, so back to the Israel trip,

Steini is Jewish and he thinks that- You don't say, yeah, that, Steini is Jewish, and he thinks that- Don't say that, that's Steini! So, he thinks that it's important that the Nellk boys who pretend to sneeze on people go represent in Jerusalem. Okay. And then I just got on the phone with him, and I was like, I think it'd be important if we did come, and I think it'd be a really good time for all of us and

For people to see this too because it is like the Western wall and Jerusalem super holy. I don't think a lot of people see that Yeah, we know the wailing wall is important to jay words Jay words won't shut up about it super holy Can something be more or less holy than something else? It seems like one of those things more than now. That's all I can think of well It's it's one of those things like the word unique. Oh, that's very unique Well, no, the word unique already takes that Yeah, we get it. It's holy. No, it's very holy

Uber holy And now it's 90s go and try and convince himself and us that he's turning his life around and he immediately contradicts himself. Oh, signing. There's levels to it like there's my kind of people who would rather spend Friday night having dinner with family. What do you have kind of people? And then there's the people that are going to be out partying.

So you just decide which kind of guy you want to be. Describe your partner. How many times you party this week in New York? The whole time I was there. Okay. So now I'm scared, bro. It was actually, but that's part of the reason, because I was up till 6 a.m.

and I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing right now? Yeah, what the fuck were you doing? I was watching Niko's music videos. At 6 a.m.? Yeah. That's girls' path, like sleeping. And I was like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Why were you doing that?

You did that shit at four. You fucking intervention going out of the sun right now. Like I just said like yeah, I wanted to try to be better. They're like what the fuck is wrong with you? I said no, I get it. I'm going to brought it all right. I'm actually on my side side on this one. I hate to say it. I get very a lot of like David Dobrik, we just covered David Dobrik on all apologies.

And this whole, all these shenanigans is just a sexual assault waiting to happen. You can tell even now. I think you might be right about that. Dripping with date rape. Okay, you want to go back to my boy Trump? Yes, please. Okay, so, Trump is talking about the fact

that Russia never would have invaded Ukraine if he were president. And we find out why that is, because he says things like that, but I was like, well, how could you actually know that that's true? Now I'm convinced. Well, why wouldn't there been a war

because you were in office? No, because I had disturbed Putin. I talked to Putin. I spoke to him about Ukraine, and I said, don't do it. So Putin has to do it. There you go. That's I guess that's all it takes. So now a little bit later, this guy tries actually interviewing Trump because Trump's just talking and they're just going, oh, okay, okay. I mean, I can see why Trump would agree to this because it's the easiest interview out there. Yeah. you want. There's no pushback, there's just a grain that's just like, yeah, man, you're the best.

I know, I agree. I thought, I'm fucking awesome, right? Something that actually does try to interview him and ask the dumbest question ever and gets the dumbest answer in return. Why this never would have happened, why this never would have happened in the Russia Ukraine thing is because of your relationship

because you were stern with Putin, is that why? Well, not because of my relationship, but really because of the fact I told him he can't do it. So can you pick up the phone call right now, make call the Putin and say, as you're not a president anymore, but as an American citizen, can you pick up the phone and somewhat resolve it on?

First of all, you really have to be in a position where you're president, you are president, and you do that, and this would have never happened. 100% would have never happened. This guy says, can you just call up your buddy Poon and tell him to stop right now? The dumbest question ever. And Trump's like, I don't control the military anymore. What do you mean?

What leverage do I have to tell him not to do what he wants to do? You're talking about the president. Well could have bite into it. Obviously not I just think that so funny chose just like I'm not in charge of any so I'm not gonna do he breaks it down very diplomatic World leaders want to do. Okay, we're buddies remember what I was president. Can't just convince him not to do that anymore No Remember what I was president. Can't just convince him not to do that anymore. No. That's not what this is at all. Hey, Poodie, do me a favor. You're right.

Okay. So let's find out what's actually going on in the Afghanistan. Trump is going to break this down. Remember, this is a little over, a little less than a year and a half ago. I think it's March of 2022 when this interview took place. I was just saying, Afghanistan seems like it's over looked at times right now.

Like people forget about what's actually, what is actually the current state of Afghanistan right now? Well I hear it's a mess. I hear we're sending a lot of money to Afghanistan. You can believe this. They're asking for money and we're sending it. They have 700,000 machine guns, guns, rifles of all types.

They're selling a lot of them. They don't need that many. They don't have, there's no way they can use what we left. They're selling a lot of them. They don't need that many. They don't have this no way they can use what we left. They have helicopters. They have planes. They're selling equipment to other countries. They're giving equipment to China and to Russia because they're going to re-engineer, de-engineer. They're going to come out with a helicopter just like our great Helica. We have the greatest helicopters in the world. They now have them and they're going to Duplicate them now. I'm not a military expert by any means so I could be completely off on this one

But he's describing our helicopters like that's alien technology like a spaceship landed And we're like okay, how do we reverse engineer this shit and figure out anti-gravity? It's like no It's just a helicopter. I mean, I'm sure it's a little nicer. Would you really think they're just like, oh, so put more guns in it. Oh, okay. It's Americans, they're really smart. Now I get it.

Once a five-star general explained that to Trump and now he's just regurgitating it, so these guys that have no idea what he's talking about. What do you think about what's going on in this in-bob way? Oh, it's a mess. It's a mess. It was great three years ago. When I was president, it was in Bobway? Oh, it's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess It was great three years ago when I was president. It was great It's a mess. It's a mess. I really fucked and now again

I'm not an expert when it comes to anything military But I have to call bullshit on this state. We left Thousands and thousands of pairs of night goggles never even unpack brand new better than what we have the latest model. How was that possible? We left the only good night goggles that we had like someone's like hey let's go those really nice night goggles. Oh dude I love to be an Afghanistan. I'm sorry. Did you need those? Fuck. I just figured you know we wanted to travel lights my band. How are they better than the ones we have? There are. We don't have more of them? Nope.

We didn't have time to get them on the plane because citizens were hanging off of them while it was taking off. That's true. It was a debacle, for sure. And Trump makes that very clear. Okay. These guys are in over their heads. This is not an interview.

The guy tries to get a word and cannot. But he was never ever going to certainly under the Trump administration. And I say zero chance. I don't say like I don't think zero chance he would have done it. And I spoke to him about it. Zero chance he would have done it. But you have a good show. Yeah. He saw the weakness. He saw Afghanistan. So Joe just repeating himself over and over again. Ah, if I were president, everything would be great. Everything would be amazing. The guy goes, yeah, okay, but, oh, no, I'm sorry, go ahead. Keep going.

You were saying, sir, please. And then this guy, Salim, now, do you know anything about Salim? No. He joined the crew because he made a parody video of one of their things and they saw it on Instagram Reels and then they asked him to join the crew because they

thought his accent was goofy or something. I don't know. So for some reason, he's laughing at this. I think that he is very much intimidated by the fact that he said the next two Trump because there's nothing funny. He's talking about the country of Georgia. Under Bush, they took over Georgia. And I don't mean Georgia that we all know and love. I mean the other Georgia

And they took that over and they took it over very easily without any repercussions. What does he laugh at? He's talking about the state that He had the letters in there. I get it. That's not a funny joke. No, you don't have to pretend to laugh at that You do not have to pretend to laugh at that at all. And then this, so we find it's a ask a question. And this is a terrible question. Trump disagrees with me. But I think this is a terrible question,

I'll explain why afterwards. Don't want to ever force, and they were natural enemies because of their border. You never want to force them together. They've been forced together. And now you add Iran because they're in the group too. And that's very lethal. That's very lethal. But it's not a deep, does it suck that like because does it suck that you can't say these

things because of big tech like censoring you and stuff like that? How much does that bother you? That's a great question. Does it suck? How much does that bother you? Now obviously it's funny because this video was taken down by YouTube. So he actually was asking an appropriate question and asked it correctly. Does it suck? Yes. How much does it bother you? A lot.

That's not a good question, obviously. Yeah. Is that what you call open-ended? Yeah, and this is another example of just a really dumb question. I mean, there's a wedding Trump say whatever he wants to say, obviously. The media won't cover it. The media doesn't want to cover anything bad your band your band on Twitter yeah I don't know if you like band on Twitter Trump is band on Twitter I went from hundreds of millions of people

dorses are for Jack was a CEO as a Jack dorsi was the CEO of Twitter yeah so so he's like oh yeah how does that feel getting banned on Twitter that sucks it was a pretty big platform for me oh so it doesn't feel good what you're saying It seems like, oh yeah, how does that feel? Getting banned on Twitter, it sucks. It was a pretty big platform for me. Oh, so it doesn't feel good. It's what you're saying, correct. Yeah, that doesn't feel good. I was kind of bummed about it, actually.

These are not good questions. That's a politician. It's kind of interesting. I want to touch on, I'm going to skip ahead to clip 11 here. The other kid that's sitting with the blue jacket on. That is Steve will do it, is kind of his handle Steve. He was a kid that kind of got, like he made his bones on YouTube,

doing the cinnamon challenge, and when he was like 10 and grew his YouTube channel, doing those kind of like stung boy things. To a point where he started getting sponsored by gambling websites that he made. I love gambling websites. I'm gonna throw that out there too. But he made the mistake.

Let this be a lesson to people. If you put the dot com at the end of the sponsors for a money making endeavor of that kind, YouTube is not gonna allow that. And I think they maybe gave him a bunch of warnings that he didn't heed, probably because he's a moron. And now he, like, is completely banned off of YouTube. So in clip 11, they kind of, they talk about what happened with that.

Who knows? He just invited me to go to Hawaii. Yeah, he asked me to go to the big, if you had to force seasons. Who? Steve and them. I don't know. And they're in Maui. Oh, they are? Yeah. Like, yeah, he has to be good. He's hit the four seasons. Who? Steve in them. I don't know. And they're in Maui. Oh, they are.

Yeah. Oh, shit. What's the deal with Steve? Can we not film with him anymore? Apparently not. What the fuck? It's so crazy. What did they tell you? I mean, that's the same kind of shit.

I'm just like, he can't be a prominent character. And it's like, what does that mean? Yeah. But the, what they told us was basically if Steve, like if he appears in any video, yeah he can't be like a prominent character, but they also said like, it's up to you. They basically said like it's out of our, like the team that we talk to at YouTube,

it's like it's out of their control. And like they basically said like your channel's going to be deleted if Steve's in your videos. Holy shit. Well that's not up to you then. What is that? He just said two different things. YouTube sucks by the way.

Can we all agree? YouTube fucking blows. Well, and they also said that he got a million subscribers and if you achieve that, they usually award you some kind of like plaque. Oh yeah. He achieved that, they didn't give them the plaque. And this dude bred, same thing. He got a million subscribers and they just denied

you that award that they present everybody else. So he just gets to be Dix. I think he had a fun job. You too, Ben. It's so arbitrary. It's just so arbitrary. Yeah. You know, of course everybody has a lot of problems

with the word policing that YouTube does but Now they're just like demonetizing his channel over knit picky arbitrary things. Yeah, that's like how how are you supposed to navigate that? Well, right. I used to navigate that when they ask the team that they work with because these are huge channels Like I said, there's multiple channels but the main ones two million subscribers So they're going to they have George Connay people working YouTube Like hey, what do we do about this guy? I'm like, we don't know. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, I might nuke your channel. Oh, right, okay? Cool. So I guess we just have to cut our friend out of our show or Thank you to a potato filter. Yeah

That might work too. I don't know thinking outside the box. Hey turn himself into a puppet. Yeah, right I'm sorry. I just wanted to jump to just no, no, that was Pissing me off lately. Yeah me too. Let's get back to fun stuff. Let's talk about Hulk Hogan's bar Then he has a tampa and I will tell you very soon Before Hulk passes Vinnie Paulino and I will be there. We'll be taking part in this shit Yeah, we we've been here a lot to do different shit. Filmin. Every time we come here, it's just a fucking blast. Are you in the clear water or Tampa? I'm right down the street. When did you guys get in? Last night. Last night.

Like late. Like 11. Oh, yeah, we had Monday night karaoke last night. I heard it was. Yeah. What's your go go to karaoke track? For me? Yeah. I don't sing, bro. I get the gong.

You know, if you suck, if you drop the F-bomb, you get gonged. You get gonged and the song's over. You drop it F-bomb, you get gonged? I understand if you suck, you get gonged. But is this a clean show that we're doing at this bar? You know, you know, you know, you your vegetables and take your bite of it you get gone If you like the iron chic you get gone It's a lot of ways to get gagged over there. That sounds fun though. I want to hang out at Hulk's bar

I want to get gonged by Hulk Oak I'm gonna sing silo fuck you. Yes. Good evening fuckers Gong right, so this is a 69 year old man or 70 year old man here. Hong Kong. He looks great. He looks great. And he's had a lot of surgeries. He goes through and lists all the different surgeries over 25, I believe was the

number that he's had. He said 10 surgeries on his back alone, his knees, his shoulders, his hips, even his face. Couple of surgeries in my face from, you know, because I would leave with my left and get kicked in the face a bunch of times, had the orbital socket broken a couple times. And, you know, nobody gave me the number that stuff was fake. The stuff was that memo. So. Well, it is fake. So stop getting kicked in the face. I was like, I'm just not gonna stop that memo. So, yeah.

Well, it is fake, so I'm getting kicked in the face. There's not part of the skill of rustling of not getting hurt all the time. I thought I'd be better at it. It'd be wrong about that. Get good. Yeah, get good at it. All right, so he goes on to talk about what his schedule

was like when he was starting off. And it was a pretty crazy schedule. I was wrestling, you know, 400 times a day like Rick twice on Saturday twice on Sunday. There was no 400 times a day. The fuck does that mean? Hold on a second. Let's go back here. I was wrestling, you know, 400 times a day like Rick twice on Saturday twice on Sunday.

There was no rock, no stone cold, no John Cena. It was just me. It's like the first 20 years. So I would hit Philadelphia Spectrum at one in the afternoon, sold out Hit Madison Square Garden. That night sold out at the Boston Garden Sunday afternoon sold out the LA form. That night sold out. So I was doing two days. Okay. I think you met 400 a year. Yeah. It must be what he meant. That still seems incredible. No, no. It's 400 a day. It was just him. He was wrestling himself. Yeah. I think you got

kicked on the face. He's two minutes. So he said he just said he would do the Boston Garden Sunday afternoon and then LA Sunday night. Is that even possible? Gosh. That's tight. Only for Hulk Hogan. That's not a good schedule right there. I would have picked another city like at the Northeast to do Sunday night rather than LA. It's a bad business decision. Yeah. Because of EWF.

Could you imagine if you were touring band and you're like, are we got Boston, that LA, and then we got to go to Toronto. I would like to see its performance in LA. Yeah, a little joy. So I don't know this to be true, but my buddy Vinnie Paulino tells me that the Hulkster really never learned the fundamentals He wasn't a good wrestler. He wasn't good at it like a lot of the guys like the McFolese of the world and stuff You see them get beat up all the time because they're good at wrestling the guys who know how to get beat up are good at this

And the guys who suck at it like well just let you win every match and no one will fucking know any better remember Goldberg You know, he had joke. Yeah, I don't know why I'm talking about this. Anyway, the point is not about Goldberg and how much I just liked that guy. When he joined the WCW in the late 90s, the point is that he's talking about how people used to say wrestling's fake and back in the 80s and 90s, they had a defendant. So it's used to getting the fights with people

and prune, oh, it's not fake. And he brings up this example that we actually talked about when we inducted Hulk into the creep off Hall of Fame when he was on Richard Belzer's show. I don't care anymore. Yeah. Back then, if somebody said it was fake, for a chin-on, Richard Belzer passed out half a million dollars later. Pruned my point, right? Okay. You know, I mean, we used to defend the business. Yeah. If someone said it was fake, you punch him right in the mouth. So he's recreating history right there because I saw the clip of what happened here.

And Hulk is so bad at wrestling that he actually did choke out Richard Belzer, dropped him and he cracked his head open, live on TV. Oh, I, and that's what he was agonizing too. And then they sued him for half a million dollars. And so I just said, just like, well, yeah, I just proved my point, brother. It's like, no, you fucked up.

Yeah, you've done fucked up. Richard Belzer should not be getting choked out on his show. Yeah, I'm cracking it up. That's frowned upon. Yeah, that's not what he signed up for. I'm this one, just FYI. All right, now you notice, you were right.

Your instinct was right, because I focused on some shows with guests, and it's all guests. These guys just let the guest talk. They don't even need to be there. They're from wallpaper. So let's get back to what these guys have to say. Okay. They're on their way to Israel and Kyle takes a stance on the Israeli Palestine conflict because they have fans I mean, there's there's no arguing. This is a popular show very powerful fans on both sides So all the Palestinian fans are like don't go to Israel fuck you We're not gonna we're gonna pull all our memberships or whatever. So he has to oh no He has to Palestine take a stance and clip aid here when I posted that that we're we're going to Israel, like the DMs were flooded, like,

fuck you guys, don't go to Israel, blah, blah, blah. But it's also like, guys, like this, I mean, we're not taking sides in a conflict by going to a country, right? No. We're just going to, you know, we're going to travel the world this year and we're just going to see different places

and obviously we're not, we don't even know anything about that. I personally don't know anything about that. I will definitely probably not be traveling the world this year You guys if I didn't go on the one free trip. Yeah guys listen, it's not political We're just gonna go to North Korea and then China That we're gonna go to yeah, so it's that's a tough spot to be and we have to explain what your political readings are right for a conflict like that Yeah, I'm happy to report they didn't get cluster bound while they were there. Okay, that's good

But yeah, these guys they're so bad at it because you were just like, oh, what do you want to cover this and that? And you brought up Olivia Dune. And I check that out for two seconds. Olivia Don, yeah. Don, yeah. Yeah. I check that out too. God, she's so hot. Well, that's the thing. They don't, but they don't really explain anything. They're just like, oh my God, when that was happening to you, like what did you think about it? They don't explain who she is, why she's on the show, nothing, and you know, she's a gymnast who, she's not even good.

Like over her career, the best she ever did was fifth place, three years ago, 17th place, 23rd place. She's just flexible in a leotard being a thirst trap for reattards. That's all she is, right? Correct. So she got famous from social media, from Instagram. She's a smoke show, she's hot. And so all these guys follow around to her, the meats and they want to watch her and meet

her in person. They don't even explain that. They don't. And then she goes on to say, because I was was watching this too because for some reason I was enjoying it She needs you to enjoy yeah, and she's like she's like yeah, I'm the first person to ever do this No one's paid I'm paying the way it's like the first time check Do we talking about it's not even close to true Olivia come to fuck down plus she's making insane money For being a gymnast because now you can pay the effort

Yeah, yeah sports and guess who gets paid? We'll broaden James Sun. Oh, okay gets paid. I'll give you a done gets paid like people aren't even good at their sport Right, but are just either famous or hot right there the ones getting all the money and what was me? She's like, I don't I'm the first one ever do this. Oh, I'm sorry. You're a ten you right. Yeah suck. How'd you do it? Genetics Wow very present anyway I'm the first one to ever do this. Oh, I'm sorry, you're a 10. You're a sock. How'd you do it? I'm genetics. Yeah, I don't want it. Wow, very impressive, anyway. Anyway, all right, so we're about to witness

Stainey going from a hero to zero. This was like an event that he, he like won, I think he won a bet with Dana White. Dana White. Dana White got him into this like event with a bunch of NFL people, Kevin Hart's there. So it's funny, he walks and he's seeing all these A-listers and he's trying to insert himself into this event. And this is how he do it, does it in clip 9.

Locked in and right away on the left is Robert Kraft, Peyton Manning, Roger Gadell, Kevin Hart, and Lil Baby, all having a conversation. All them talking together, all them talking together. Holy shit. And then I walked out and Rubens there talking to Jay Balvin. And then I started to like, I was like fuck, I got to start talking to somebody. So I started chopping it up with the waiter Oh, this is classic Started busing tables I wouldn't kick me out

Fucking loser so I poured rubbercress some water and walked away Oh, no God Oh god. That's too bad. All right, so the full cent podcast is all about tackling serious issues and Kyle needs us to know what's really going on in the Ukraine war in Clip 10. Oh good, finally. If you guys know, but like, there's been like, fuck, I don't know how many people, I mean, maybe you guys knew this, but like, I saw and I think on the Ukrainian side, there's been on the Russian side.

On the Russian side, there's been 40 to 60,000 deaths in one year, it's only been one year, and like 200,000 injuries, and then Russian, like Ukraine has lost like 100,000 souls. Yeah, 100,000, yeah. I saw that there. It's fucked. Wow. 100,000.

How crazy you don't see that posted anywhere. I was like, I thought this was like, some just more like territory show, but this is like dude over 200,000 yeah, they're really killed in one year. It's fucking normally this is like a serious fucking wall or didn't Joe Bob You craved it, but right bro I can just like what you're talking to Trump before this a Trump said it was a genocide

Then you hear Trump drop suddenly was a genocide. Didn't you hear Trump, he said it was a genocide? A genocide is gnarly. It is pretty gnarly, that's true. Stick to what a belladagers ask to. So like, I'll okay. All right, so let's see, clip 12, not only does Steine's happy dead hat look stupid, he's actually stupid for real. So Microsoft's like search engine.

It's like a chat box so people can like type to it and ask it questions. Yeah, it's about these sorts of, do me a favor and look at Brad too when you're educating both of us on Microsoft. Oh, no, I didn't know this is the other thing to stop. I think he's just teaching me, but he could learn too. No, I know about this thing. What it says, go ahead. Go ahead.

I'll tell our, okay, well, yeah, there's a chat box and you type to it, right? Yeah. And you ask it questions and then it, it like snapped on like a user and basically said like I'm way smarter than you like of course I can answer this question like you're just an ignorant human like I know everything about the internet I can access like files like millions of files and like it went rogue on them it went rogue on the on the user what Yeah, dude, we're fucked. But again, who knows if that's even real? Yeah, who knows, dude?

They could have just done that for engagement. Fuck, Microsoft, yes. Or like what the page on a happening. So I'm saying what's real, what's fake now? So like a bot went off on a user? Yeah. What'd the bot say? Because they just fucking told you the thing

with AI, like the thing you're saying. Just kind of. So wait, what did they say? Because this fucking toy thing with the thing with AI Wait, what did it say up yours? I think he's only there to make everybody else look better, right? That's why you're here. Yeah Makes sense wow. Yeah, that's really stupid and After he was going like hey, don't just educate me. I'm not the double one. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not double like everyone says. What an awkward note to give. And could you also look at him?

You're explaining something to me like I'm five. Listen, producer Chris, you are fucking up on this show. And I'll look at Andy too. Yeah, thank you. Your drops are my landing. I'm landing. All right, you got one more Andy too. Well, thank you. Your drops are my land. Thank you. Yeah. All right, you got one more on it. Yeah, last clip.

This is the saga of Steine's latent homosexuality. I just just watch the look out his face at the end of this clip. Turning, he likes turning Gabe on. Yeah. Do you think he's kidding or he's kind of serious? Like, how much serious? What percent serious? I'll say like 70 percent serious.

70 percent. So it's real quick this this guy is gayed he's like a 300 pound homosexual guy and Steine apparently likes to what I don't know like talk 30 to him and get them all like horned up as a bit so that that's sort of what they're talking about here is this last name at house. He likes turning gay. But yeah do you think he's kidding or he's kind of serious?

Like how much serious? What percent serious? I'll say like 70 percent serious. 70 percent. But like it's never, bro, I like to get him excited. What's wrong with that? What do you, what do you mean get him excited? Why is that?

It's funny, bro. What do you mean get him excited? How it's funny for me. It's alright. Chill. But like, I don't know. I'll just fuck with him. And it's like, you just admitted that you're like, I like to get him excited.

Because then it's like, it's like, there's nothing gonna happen after. It's just funny. Like I go and hang out with my girl. I tell you, a kid goes home. That sounds like a kid. You like get him excited and you go fuck your girl. Because it's funny.

That's kind of weird, dude. Is it sick? Yeah. Is that weird? Yeah. I fuck with it though, whatever. You like some words you're saying. You're saying you fuck with it. It's cool. Yeah, I fuck with it though. Whatever. You like some words you saying it's weird And you're saying you fuck with it. So it's cool. I don't bro. I fuck with weird shit. I don't care. That's dope

So I shouldn't do it anymore. No, do whatever you want to do. I think it's funny 70% that's dope. I guess as long as I'm not doing that shit in the holy land of Israel though I'm not and by the way, I'm not doing it like I'm so getting pussy a lot. So it's like doing it like I'm so getting pussy a lot so it's like dude dude dude I'll stop and not so funny but yeah okay fuck whatever you're defencing this is hilarious so I'm sorry I love you bro for real I know I know like I know I'm just giving you shit

yeah no you're hilarious stuff oh no oh yeah you can tell that it's like that pussy come on guys you know I get pussy Oh, no. Oh, man, you can tell that. That's like, no, you can't. That's like, pussy, come on guys, you know I get pussy. There's a look of a man just realizing that he's 70% gay. Yeah, I know. I've said this many times. Anyone who claims they have money, probably doesn't have money. Anyone who claims to be getting a lot of pussy,

probably is not getting a ton of pussy. Oh, it's a 250, closer to three. Yeah. So this is very much like Richard Christie from the Howard Search Show. Oh, I just do that because it's funny. Oh, yeah I'll suck on sales balls for the Joe. Yeah, because it's funny. I mean, that's gay Super gay Okay, it's funny Andy. You didn't know We ready to transition to our next segment of the show? Yes, please! Okay, I am going to call Alisa Jordana,

and I hope that she, uh, she picks up, because we're calling her phone. She's not gonna be video conferencing in with us, but, uh, I've tried this in the past, and it hasn't worked. But this time, I'm feeling good about it. This time, I think it's gonna happen. Hi, Carl. Hey, Lisa, how's it going?

Good, how are you? I'm doing fantastic. Thank you for taking my call. I'm here with producer Chris and trucker Andy as well. Hello. Hey everybody, what's happening happening thank you so much for coming on so you had a big weekend you decided that you were going to teach so still doing john is at his Florida house elisa doesn't for the although not not anywhere near john to an ad or a very far yeah from one coast of the other what's your address oh my god's a horrible drive. It's like there's nothing to look at at all.

I made that drive. It's a alligator alley, right? Yeah, yeah, I actually ate gator bites from the way. It's actually not a bad drive because you can just fly, which is kind of nice. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I didn't enjoy the drive. I was so mad, you know, after what happened.

I was so mad at him. Okay, so I'll just set this up and I wanna play a clip because I did a show with John yesterday and we talked about this all the best. So I wanna play this clip from that. And hopefully you'll be able to hear it now that I'm thinking about how to set up.

We'll see. But basically what Alisa did is she said, John, I've got into this new thing I'm doing IRL streaming. And basically, what you do is you just stream from your phone all day, whatever you're doing, and people watch and they can donate money and it's an interactive thing. And I honestly think it's a brilliant idea for John. I think he'd have tons of people watching, just him running errands.

People would tune in for that. I'd be fasting. I would watch him eating a sandwich, like anything. it's like walking about just interacting with any person. John inflating his bed. Yeah. Should we call this a couple years ago? Yeah. Yeah.

He doesn't even have to leave really, could just sit there. Right. Give it like a house tour. Something very simple. And I feel like it would be easier for him than like booking guests. Or you know, getting into the political thing. I don't think people want to hear him talking about politics. I think they want to see a meeting at sandwich. You're 100% accurate on that because I tune into a show very briefly today and he had the lowest number he's has as he came back because he's doing a split equal show on Wednesday.

Nobody cares about that. She's so boring. But John just sitting in scratch and his ass on the couch, I'm too, I'll probably be watching for 90 minutes straight. Remember when I picked Eric? I was like fall asleep. You know, like, can you imagine like a thousand people watching him falling asleep, eating a sandwich, you know, going on a date, imagine if he went on a date on that. Well, I can see him dozing off and waking up to $3,000.

He's just truly got to fight it in his sleep, just farting and drooling. That's how bad he is at politics is that he's already falling asleep and scratching his ass that we just don't want it. We want the politics out of him. Right, yeah, like, i can just not talk about that here's a sandwich about the street stream that would be so successful for john i don't know if you know that

but he he fell asleep all his tools would try to wake him up by sending money and loud noises all night long you're right did you pitch this to be providing a chance to i tried to pitch everything to him. I had so many ideas. That was my, you know, the biggest money maker for him. I think would be sleeping. And people trying to wake him up and you know,

air horn, air horn. And it is the best version of him. Yeah. Well, I don't sleep. I just pass out. I'll be, let me play this clip for you and tell me if you can hear this or not. Okay. I just want to come to my house. Gold nine and one. Can you hear that? Yeah. It's beautiful. Beautiful. Okay. So someone's super chats, big hangs super chats.

Two chicks want to come to my house called 911. And this is like a three minute one clip. If you want me to pause it a while in the way, let me know I'm my posit myself. But he's gonna address what happened on Saturday night where he threatened to call the police I knew in your friend. Yeah. Keep in mind, John made plans with Alisa, said she can come over to his house.

Alisa told him she was bringing a friend. He knew about all of this, and it turns into John calling the police side. Now, of course it is You got to stop calling the cops all the time John. Let's run again. It's weird Dude, I thought they were in front of my house showing my address, but what would you do? I would go outside and say ladies I wasn't there the night is over okay, well then go home and tell them that No, I was playing there the night is over. Okay, well then go home down that no I was playing pool out of out of friends house

So definitely get the police involved that if you wanted to keep playing pool to friends house I don't think the police involved in shit I don't have a car I don't have a car Alrighty, this is insane He's gonna call the police because you read his house, which you were invited to go to somebody took my car so all right this is insane ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha know, because we definitely had every plan ahead of time. I went over and over with him about the Wi-Fi and everything. We were never supposed to be at that bar. Right. And I explained that to him, and I'll let this play. So listen to this. This is

from yesterday. My interview with Stuttering Jack. So I had to say, just, I didn't, I just said, just get, get away from my house. Okay. And that, you know, or I'm going to call the cops to have you, because I thought I had to say, I just said just get away from my house or I'm going to call the cops to have you, because I thought they were hanging out in front of my house. Like, what would you do? What would you do?

John got it junior saying that. Yeah, before John got it junior saying, this is where Carl says that I shouldn't call the cops. This is where Carl says that I shouldn't call the cops. Meanwhile, Carl tells me that if anybody ever fucked with his house, he would call the cops. But now he's mad at me for saying that I'm gonna call the cops. You specifically said, vandalize my house.

You go, if I vandalize your house, you can vandalize mine. I said, no, I'll call the police, someone vandalizes my house. Okay. At least I banalize your house, you can banalize mine. I said, no, I'll call the police. Someone banalizes my house. Okay. Let me tell you the background of this real quick. I don't know. I don't know if you know this, but where John lives, you were just at his house.

I live just down the street from there. I bought a house in Florida. I heard that. Okay. Somehow John is our neighbors. So when John lives in there, when we first discovered this, John goes, no, listen, I'm not gonna do anything to your house

because you know where I live, so you could do something to my house. Like, well, I'm not gonna do anything to your house. I would call the police if we did something to my house. Cause that's, you know, I'm not gonna get a tip for tat. After something happened to your house, then you call the police. Correct.

Not at the inkling of maybe something might happen. I toilet paper, you're a tree. And, uh, right. Thanks. That's going to a tree. And, uh, eggs. That's going to be good. He's gone too far. I saw Carl hamburger, buying eggs at the supermarket. Yeah, he's called the cops.

There's no way this guy likes oblets. I've called the cops. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me get back to this clip because it doesn't get interesting here. Someone vandalizes my house. Okay, so that's very different than what you're doing. Okay, so if two trolls are in front of your house and you think that you made plans with them,

you're hanging out with them. Trolls. Trolls. Oh my god. Here's the truth. He muted me just now. I know. Here we go again.

Here we go. Make a good point. Yeah, you like it. You literally invited them to your house. All right, sorry, get back to the clip. At least I said she was gonna come with a friend and show me how to do RRL. That's it.

She didn't tell me. She's gonna ambush me at the place with fucking loud music on an external speaker and fucking everyone's telling it, turn it off, and she refuses. Now, IRL is though, John, where you should have done it. You should have left the establishment with her and she's going to show you how to IRL.

Carl, if you're going to show me, and you know, this is why I want you to be honest and don't be just a fucking lame ass obsessed troll. If she's going to show me how to do IRL, wouldn't she come into the bar, have a drink and go, okay, this is how we're gonna set it up. This is how we're gonna start it. This is how we're gonna do it. Oh, and also give you a kiss, John,

because that's one of the first things John asked for was a pack from a piece of which I'm gonna drink. Buy me a drink. Yeah. Yeah. Full tone. Don't you think you would give me a blowjob in the bathroom?

Buy me a drink and we ease into the IRL. This is how I pictured it going in my head. What a loser. Eddie comments Elise so far. I don't know. I'll finish the clip because I think quick question. Yeah, Elise. Did he understand the concept of IRL before you guys arrived? Looking back, I don't think question. Yeah, at least did he understand the concept of IRL before you guys were hyped? Looking back, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so either because you literally explained it to him.

When you were on a show, you literally explained what did this you do and how you do it. And he goes, yeah, I could take care of my Harley. You go, no, no, no, that's not going to work. I'm going to get no further questions. Quiet, quiet, hard. We're streaming. We're talking to people.

This isn't a date. And Jack keeps thinking to his head. It's a date quite hard. We're streaming. We're talking to people. This isn't a date. And Jack keeps thinking of his habits of dates. Sorry. I know you've explained it to me five times, but what does the ice stand for again? And the R? Okay, that's just one more question. Yeah. Okay, let's get back to this.

Or would you come into my fucking bar with that fucking hip-hop music blaring? So the bartender has to tell her to turn it off. The patrons have to tell her to turn it off, and I do. Which would you do? Well, I'm not at least a Jordana. I don't do IRL stream. I know enough of... So now you're not gonna fucking answer.

I will answer. I will answer the question. I don't do IRL stream, I would never do that. I wouldn't be blasting music and any stuff of establishment. But that's what she does. That's how she was going to teach you how to do it by doing that. I know one of you.

I knew that. I knew she was going to do that. How do you not know that? I've never met with a woman. I mean, we have Matt. I was going to fire it up. We haven't met in person. I guess it was my point.

So Alisa, please. I have a minute per cent. I guess it was my point. So, Alisa, please. I think multiple know what happened. It was covered on Chuley or I was Chuley talking about this. But basically, you show up, you drive two netflowers to meet up with John, you guys are gonna spend the night at this house. He says he's gonna give you his bed, he's got his air mattress in the other room,

he's gonna sleep on. This is an arranged thing. So you guys show up and you're like, hey,'s gonna sleep on, this is all an arranged thing. So you guys show up and you're like, hey, we're doing it, this is happening, we're going. Like, you're filming all the way on the way there, you're filming when you get there, this is how this works. And John immediately just wants to hang out at the bar with what he says are his friends.

He's like, I'm with these people here like, you are? There's just other people sitting at the bar. The child gets in. This person, that part was weird. But why wouldn't he just, at that point, get up and go, okay, let me finish my drink and then we'll go. He really wanted to hang out at that bar. He really did.

He did not want to leave the bar. I said to him over and over, I said, John, let's go to your house. Come in my car. Let's go to your house. He would not do it. He talks about all the time how attractive he thinks you are. And so you have this attractive girl saying, let's go to your house.

And John, he might be an alcoholic, because that's a weird thing to be like, no, I want to sit at the bar. Yeah. These people are buying me drinks. I can't eat. I can't eat. That's very bizarre.

Detective Andy. So walk me through this, because I don't know what happened after that. Did you two just leave like what happened so i he was like running away from me at full speed how fast is that and i went to my car

my friend uh... Lauren i said look for him. She said he's nowhere to be found. It's an dumpster. I know. Like he was hiding something. You know, I felt like there was something he was hiding. He was not the way he was on the phone with me prior, you know, before this whole thing, he was begging me.

Like, Cape Coral, such a great place. It's such a great place, you know, for this. You're going to have so much fun here. We're going to have a great time. And he pitched me this wonderful weekend that we would have streaming, having so much fun. It's old friends as he calls it. And he was running away from me, mean, insulting me. Yeah, trying to embarrass me in front of other people i i just uh...

i i was a very big john defender before this but it's hard to defend them now because he was really mean to me and i don't think i did anything wrong well no because i watched a lot of what happened and when you guys come in i guess if people donate something they get a song played on your stream, right? Yeah. So the way it works is it's called TTS, Texas Beach. So they could pay like $3 and say something like, you have a super chat, but it's audible.

Yep. And you can hear it. Or $5 is for a song. So it was just bad timing that somebody had sent a song as i was walking in and you know i mean i i i didn't mind it i didn't mind that song but john was so offended that there was a song playing it wasn't even playing that loud fact i

turned it down for john and i wasn't even using my external speaker i was using that my phone speaker so that wasn't even loud at all like when he was complaining about the t-t-s like people are sending statements about him whichever similar to super chats that he would get he was so offended by that and he was so upset by it and i tried to turn off my equipment you'd rather that he's turning it upside down

uh... he uh... he was so offended by this even though we get super chats every day of the same nature even though we knew exactly what this was i knew exactly what this was i heard you guys set this whole thing up when you were on a show and then he thinks to date all of a sudden this was never a date

i'm so happy i have evidence that so much evidence against him right now that that's the interesting part because he says he says he's going to sue you now because he said, yeah, he wanted to sue me, but now he texted me and I said, John, you know, because I'm just trying to get him here because I know he's leaving on Tuesday. You know, I still want to get him here. He's dating somebody supposedly in my town. And I would pay for his Uber. I really would because it's only like two hundred bucks. And I just know if I had him here, I mean, he's even funnier than I remember. That's true.

You know, he's a star. You can definitely make a star out of him. I told you agree with that. Oh, yeah. Like, exactly. I mean, it says a lot that he was on my stream for like 10 minutes, and there's been like so many shows about it. That's true. That's a good point.

He's more insane than anybody else. He's the top. We can't stop talking about it. That's a good point. So I would pay for that Uber right now. If he texted me and said, okay, I'm ready to come I would pay for that Uber at any time, anytime a night, but I think I played it all wrong. I think I I asked too many times and I was like, you know, I just I've been really like steadily saying to him, John, I really think you should at least try this with me for like 24 hours. You see if you like it. Right.

Right. But I'm really close to giving up. He's been so difficult and I think he just wants to do that politics thing. And maybe he's just happy during that. Well, he's not happy. I could tell you that for sure. And he is very difficult to work with. I've scheduled two shows of now.

And both times was a pain in the ass. He'd be like, all right, we said three o'clock, right? I'm like, dude, just scroll up one thumb stroke and you can see right there. I wrote six o'clock. All right. So three like, geez. I need up with them in person. No, that sounds nuts. Really? Okay. And if you do a car, don't bring him up. I mean, that would be incredible. I just can't believe he was so offended that you guys showed up at his house. And then he pretended that a guy showed to his house after that to harass him. I don't know if that's true,

but I know he did get some deliveries. And when I was on the show with him yesterday, he had to get up at least four times to answer the door because people were delivering pizza and pat the express and shit. Which I don't even know that's true. And the job's like, you believe me, right? I'm like, dude, you lie all the time big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person.

I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person.

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I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. I'm not a big person. part of iar alice when people find out where you are you know they really want to get involved especially with done right because it's so funny to see his reaction like getting up a million times to get the pizza it's not many things funnier than that now when i was out in the meester day he claimed that your mother was calling him even took a phone call from her

in the middle of the show. Is that really your mom? So that's somebody from my discord that's very funny and she's, she is almost like a mother, but she's not my actual mother, but she, you know, she wants to be involved. She likes, she like meddling in things. That's hilarious because I said to him, I go, John, why do you think that's at least his mother? He goes, well, you know, because I asked a couple of things and she knew, I got it sticked. So you've no idea how that story checks out completely. That's really fun.

My actual real mom took John's side. Oh, really? Yeah. You really handled that incorrectly. She's like, at least you're very annoying. I think that's gone. I can relate. My parents still like me. Everybody that's against me, they're on that person side.

That's really funny. John does have the demeanor of a 70 year old woman. So the West I saw was you guys had to get a hotel room, which I don't know if there's a lot of hotels in Cape Coral. You probably had a good one. One nice hotel over there okay one good one okay so you the west in and it's expensive and the pool close and so much constructions you're paying a lot and they don't even have a pool boo yeah so you guys had to stop get a hotel so you asked john to reimburse you

for that because the whole plan was you were going to stay with them that night and john was offended by that but he does owe you that money, I think. Yeah, he owes me around $735 and some decent like calculated it. Okay. The hotel altogether was like 4.11 and I had to pay for my friend's meals. Like that was four meals. I had to pay for gas. Oh my God. It's DC all over again. Completely his fall. You know, it's funny, Aliza, is it you and I have this in common. John knows both of us money. Yeah. Why do you think of chances? There's already been, it's been documented. You're going to say you owe me $750 and he's going to say, LOL. Right.

Yeah. I know. I don't think you've got to pay me any money at all. I just, I could earn the money back in an hour if he came here i know that now that's very true so i'll get that's cool i'm just trying to get this going to round two go i got that i did round two and i got it i don't i don't want this to be the end of it this is to this is to depressing if this is it you know what what i did with him i'm not happy with that right

but there's no reasoning that the person that's unreasonable well i just can't believe how stupid he is that he didn't know what this was going to be and the fact that he has to be at that pub drinking beer when it's like well no just this one time do this thing with these people who just drove to a half hours to do this thing and if you like to drink why don't you have blues in your house he does he was drinking all night last night

fucking house with hot chicks. Jesus. What's the prop yet? IRL, buddy. Hey, I know. I think you might have been embarrassed about something in his house. That's the only thing I could think of.

I know he doesn't have a couch. You call me that? Yeah. But that's, I mean, it was a very nice house from the outside. I can't imagine the inside would be bad. No, the inside's fine except for it's all boxes still. He hasn't unpacked anything.

He hasn't set up any furniture because I was talking to him about this. That actually is my furniture. Right, I think it is. Because he doesn't have any light fixtures. He doesn't have any lights. Yeah, it seems like it'd be dark in there. It looked very dark on the roof.

It's very dark that I've seen him do. It's very dark in there. He's just dark on the street. It's very dark that I've seen him do. It's very dark in there. He's just figuring he's moving to the sunshine state. Yeah. Who turned off the sunshine? But that's interesting that he would invite you over and then realize he's embarrassed about it. Maybe he had grand hopes that he would get motivated

and set some shit up. And I was like, half in. I don't know. It's a weird. Weird. I do not know why he changed it like that i mean we definitely went through it so much because i was asking about the sleeping arrangement so i was asking about the bathroom

he said i have two bathrooms you and your friend could share a bathroom like we really went through it and uh... i even asked about my dog that my dog with me i said it okay if i bring a dog he goes all, oh, dog's lost me. That story checks out. Head into the long list of women that's Studying John is disappointed. All right. Well, Alisa, I'll let you go. All right.

Where can people find you and your stream? Okay, so my stream is on my YouTube channel, youtube.com slash Alisa Jordana and you could find John's stream there and it's it's worth watching. It's worth checking out definitely. Yeah, good parts. There's a couple good parts. Yeah, for sure. All right, I'm so confused about how this all went down and why he was mad that you're at his house and why you're that you're the John Whistburg. Can you ask them to come here? I got yeah, I'll actually text him tomorrow and say you really need to go and hang out with Alisa and do this IRL streaming thing because he's already said he's leaving the dabble verse spoiler right yesterday

We got the last of them let yes news last day in the dabble verse So if he's going back to doing politics or whatever the fuck he's going to talk about or reminiscing about Howard Stern, no one's going to give a shit. So he's got to find something. I really do. I agree with you. At least I think he is perfect for IRL. Yeah, he is. And if you get him to come here, I'll drive him back. I'll drop him up at your house. Ah, perfect. Sounds good. All right. Thanks so much for coming out Alisa. Good talk to you. Alright, thanks guys. Bye. Talk to you soon. Well, you're just taking phone calls, you know, the show. You segmented like a professional or something. Alright, now we just mentioned that I had the last conversation with Stuttering John before he left the devil verse, but that of course is not true. There's another person who had a conversation with them and this is very interesting.

What happened yesterday? Gaggi. Yeah. All right. I'm going to bring a cardifying in just a minute, but before I do that, Cardiff did an after-show after my interview with Stuttering John. And I guess I had a leave. We went a lot longer than I thought we were going to. I had plans with someone, so I had to leave and go out. And John wrapped things up. And Cardiff got very teary-eyed by what happened

After I left and John gave his final goodbyes of the devil verse and This might have been my field of dreams moment with Stuttering John You got teary-eyed. I did Wow, this was like This was like made me realize this is is a human being we've been tormenting for two and a half years now. This was finally, after all this time, this is the first time he's appeared human to me.

All right, so then Cardiff actually plays that video of how we record the show. And I apologize for Cardiff's audio, it sucks. Sucks boss. Let's chat about it tomorrow. All right, I apologize for Cardiff's audio. It sucks. Sucks boss. Let's chat about it tomorrow. All right, I'll see you. All right, see you. All right, Carl hamburger.

Now, I want to point out this is about 830 at night because John has no lights in his house. He literally his green screen started failing halfway through and it just went dark because he has no light fixtures at all. Clancy. And I said, can you turn the light and he goes, no, it's behind the green screen. I think can you position yourself in a different way that the light is in front of you? Nope.

Ha, ha, ha. Why do they podcast? And I'll just read these last two and I get the fuck out here once you get used to. Dang, was it $2? John, you're as great as the wall, I know. I know. He has the same color as the wall. The Civil War, Confederate General, or a look, you're pulling John to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here.

I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here.

I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. And I don't have any, I don't really care about, you know, who he freezes up a lot. I have the same Wi-Fi company. So, all right. And I'm done with all of this. This was my swan song. I hope you all enjoyed it. And now I will go watch Yankees and just beat you all a farewell and this is not a rain john. Did I over sell it, OJ? All right. So that was a Cardiff saying how sad it was the way that John left the show.

Right. It said Brooks was here on the wall behind him. There's a new saying down. Well, yeah, it did seem like a suicide. No, Carter, if you still feel sad about this, yes, it did. It was, I still feel it was a haunting moment. Yes. But the John, John is okay.

It was shot beautifully. His NYU film school definitely paid off. It did pay off last night. So it's a camera action action right? That's what they all that's how it goes. You right. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, literally film noir. So Cardiff then talks about how John seems sober and like a real person. And then so he's going on. This is an hour into Cardiff's wrap-up show. And he's going, yeah, John, he actually had a shit together. He was being coherent. And then this happens.

I don't think so. How would you want a sharp cookie? Cut your tongue. Yeah, it doesn't. Or maybe holy shit. Thank you, Dr. Rolstik. Stuttering John Melendez, how are you? No way.

Wow, I'm honored, John. No, no. No. No. Stuttering John Melendez is here. How are you sir? Welcome to the show. I'm good. Did you join my show? Just one hour later John is shit can't oh my god drinking a Yankees loss. Oh, do you spell what he just said? I love Jay

John Do you spell what he just said? I love Jay. I love Z's. John Charles. I rich boss. Yeah. All right. So Cardiff says that John won the show. Well, he's a big spin. I got to ask you. I enjoyed you won today.

Stuttering John, you won today. I'll thank you, but he's bringing up a shit like from So many years. It's like dude That's the way you get a get me is bringing up shit from fucking five We call the hypocrisy police John you do the same thing No, but not anymore police, John, you do the same thing. No, but not anymore. So we've got to excuse no, it's got an answer. It's like, oh, yeah, I been in that soul for a while, but I'm not going to do that anymore.

So no one else is allowed to now either. So this is a weird new angle that John's taking because the debate that I had with him yesterday, we brought up a lot of things that John's done in the past. They would be hypocritical based on what he says now, which is how my podcast he works. Something you do the past and things that you say now and John goes whoa, let's not go too far back in the past 18 months is the limit if you go back for the 18 months that it doesn't count He just keeps making up these fucking rules and I do have a few clips from that that we'll we'll talk about

This is the sad thing no more hypocrisy police He's ending the show. He just started this show. It was the sad thing. No more hypocrisy police. He's ending the show. He just started the show. It was the biggest hit he's ever had to be honest with you. You've never had more viewers, but he can't do it anymore. No more hypocrisy was the reason why I called to have hypocrisy police is when they do it like now

in this year or the or 2022. If you're going to bring up a certain seven years ago, yeah, that way we're all immigrants. Okay, so are you saying we're in a world now where we can start the clock today, August 15th, anything before today? We're not talking about anymore. We're only talking about 15 years. No, no, I'm saying if you go back two years, okay, but if start going back 10, 20, 30 years, come on. So Reese history only. Don't you agree? I agree. No history is relevant, but okay, how was in blackface, right? Yes. So John immediately deflects. He's just like, have I said a bunch of shit that's very hypocritical?

Yeah, but Howard wasn't blackface. And you have a gambling problem. It's always this shit where it's like, yeah, but what about? Yeah. What about this thing? That's why I said 18 months, he says, okay. If it happened this year or 2022,

then you're allowed to talk about it. But anything before that, no longer able to discuss these things because I brought up a bunch of things that John made John a little uncomfortable when I was out in the show with him. Now, Cardiff, how did you get John on your show? I assume you just sent him the link.

I sent him the link like I do many, many times. Yeah, every day. Every day. I've sent you on I will admit to that sure I told them I just started I sent them an update. You know, we had 400 people in the chat people were really Positive on his day. Yeah on On YouTube and he said tell me your real name and I'll come on. Oh, right. He's so obsessed with that. We'll get into that because he really wants to know your real name. But I thought this was a fun little thing that happened because I don't know that he's joking about this.

And you can tell me if he is or not. At the time. John, I am honored that you're telling me to go fuck myself. Thank you so much. And I'm glad you're doing it on my channel. By the way, Carter, if I hope you can pay me for this. Yes, John, tell me what you need and I'll get you money. It's give me like 200 for this. Done. Absolutely done. It's going to come through a third party, but it'll get to you. No, I'll be coming. I'm getting. Why are you so famous? Yeah, it's card of like trick. Yeah, you never heard of them.

Most famous podcast on the world today. Obviously. So on the internet, Andy, did you, did you pay, uh, John, $200? Are you planning on paying him $200? I did. You did. I did. And David Chandler also paid John last night. It's Christ. That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. Wow, good, good on you. He did a great job keeping him on. Like, yeah, yeah, he was good.

He was gonna jump ship and Cardiff just kept, you know. Dr. Steve fucked it all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. I have that clip. Great ending. Yep. So this is the thing.

John, for whatever reason, needs to know Cardiff's real name. It's very important to him. His name's Spud. He knows his real name. Oh, Jay, do you know my name? And be honest, I do not.

Who cares? You called because you've made a big deal about it. No, Cardiff, you're not getting the point. I like you. I think you're not getting the point. I like you. I think you're funny. You've been helpful to me. In fact, you've done me that background. Yes, twice.

Did I? Yeah, I know, but for some reason I didn't get it first on. Well, I did, but then I guess I had you in spam and then went away. So now you send me that today as helping me, right? Yes. Look at it, it's Eric Nagel's watching. He's like, is this real? Yeah, it's this real madness.

Okay. So for me, I go, okay, he's, first of all, I know he's funny. And I chatted out here. I just got this condo, it's retarded. Yeah. It's judges' gift. My chat, my retarded. It's John just keeps going. My chat was a who's who of middle of a role podcast. We were all in here.

And we're all going, what is this kind of recession? Or John's just like, well, I like you, Connor, but you got to tell me what your first name to you like me. Yeah, I'll say that. Now he appears to be a good guy. So the only thing I don't understand is why you wouldn't, like, and I know you're afraid I would dox you, but I already, I swear to my life, I would never do that. I would never even say the first that N and this. And I believe you would intentionally

one accidentally. I wouldn't even do an accident. John, you've given me a contrast on stream. How can I trust you with my information? Good point. Because I would delete the whole thing. I wouldn't do it accidentally. It's the funniest thing John said all day yesterday. Yeah. What an idiot. I know how to avoid accidents.

What a fucking moron. And Carter, brilliant point. John's like, leave it trust me with his information. He's like, John, you're the one who docks your own address. Yeah. I thought this out to him on the show as well yesterday that as he's showing off his house using Zillow before he brought up his crap in there when it actually still looked nice.

He had the entire address just showing up on his screen for many minutes. So stupid. All right. I guess the question is, why does it matter if you know Cardiff's real name? I'll go on record and say, I do not know Cardiff's real name. I've never asked. I don't care. Hey, I don't want to know. It doesn't matter.

It does not matter. I've been in your house and you don't know my real name. Exactly. I don't care. Hey, I don't want to know. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter I've been in your house and you don't know my real name. Yeah, exactly. I know I don't care Um, I know we live, but I don't know your real name So the question is why does any of this fucking matter to anyone? If you gave me a name Cardiff I'd swear on my life When you gave me a name I would delete that.

And so there would be no semblance of any of that. So why doesn't it mean so much to you to know my name? Because I want to know what a fucking talking to. It's a, my wife is practically calling me Cardiff half the time. No, I'll give a fuck about your fans. Hey, don't talk about my family. You see, this is illustrating the point

that Alisa was just making. John, just streaming from his house right now, this is fascinating. He's saying the dumbest shit possible. He's talking about how he's gonna burn the evidence after he finds out the guy's name however that works You know, it doesn't know Self-destruct. Yeah, none of this makes any sense. He's talking about how you had to send him my background twice because the first one I'm gonna spam or I don't think you know the spam means because that didn't make any fucking sense this guy's great and

Actually, just guy is fantastic Carl's loving it so he could play this a billion times from... I don't get a fuck. I'm not gonna- Just once we'll do. So he saw that I was at the chat and he's just like, oh shit. Yeah. Now I'm very drunk on the internet and Carl's probably gonna clip this. Ding ding ding.

I sure did. I sure did. All right, this is funny because John gets up to use the bathroom, which is the only light on. So there's a light on behind him. It's the only way that you can funny because John gets up to use the bathroom, which is the only light on. So there's a light on behind him. It's the only way that you can see anything. And it's from the bathroom.

And of course, he's got these boxes and stuff. So when he gets up to go to the bathroom, I'll pan to express. Hard of the sights to go full screen. So we can see what's to do in this. He's sad. Because. Yeah.

Yeah. So one of his bedrooms is just an air mattress and just a pile of boxes. They looked like they were probably taped up by John. Just a blind person. Looks like they were dragged behind a car. California to Florida. So that's the thing. When I asked John to get some light on him and take down the green screen he was watching you can make fun of the box He's been like yeah, yeah, I also want to see this a cockroach. It's a favorite. Yeah So we're looking for you. Nice bed. He had flatable mattresses of the best part. It's great He thought he was gonna have two chicks come over to his house

How am I supposed to get a chicken this? So stupid All right, so then, El-Huribla joins the stream. And El-Huribla does something that's very funny. He calls Johnny Drunk. Over and over again. Which is fantastic.

Who's that? El-Huribla. Our friend El-Huribla. Finally. Another guy with a mask. The great- Deep down blur. Another guy with a mask. Don't with a mask another guy with a mask

don't we all wear masks, Jon? no, no, no we don't you're not wearing a ugly as ugly as I am, this is the woman mask you can't even come in as yourself you fucking coward I hope this isn't the moment that be dower decides to get revenge on me

and destroy this isn't the moment that Be Dauver decides to get revenge on me and destroy this moment with it and I think get rid of him Ali really they really are fans Ali all no then tell him to show his face he doesn't need to show his face John we're all fans No no All right hold on a bit

All right all right All right all right All right all right. All right. All right. All right. Don't shut up. You drunk. Don't do it. Get rid of him. Get rid of him.

Shut up. All right. So what Elha Reble left to go do is put out a second mask so you pull this gag and he's like, all right, here you go. He's got the mask underneath that. He didn't get to that point. Unfortunately, to do that to John, not that John was paying attention. Because Dr. Steve joints or should I say, myrtle? Myrtle?

Myrtle joins the show and I saw that Dr. Steve was chanting away. So of course, I'm texting with him and I just, I couldn't believe this happened. He was the going to scared John off the show. Your lawyer. But that was yesterday, John. Today is a new day. No, it's not yesterday. Today. Sixty minutes, it'll be yesterday. It's I believe Dr. Steve is trying to do it right now.

Oh, I like that. Steve. Would you like to meet Dr. Steve? He'll Yes. Well, I thought of with Dr. Steve. Guys, hello Dr. Steve Puppet. No, I'm just go T. All right, I'm out of here. Hold on, hold on. This puppet really is Dr. Steve.

So John, he's getting pranked, because nobody's showing their face out here. So of course, this puppet shows up, and it is not your Steve. So John think he's getting pranked because nobody's showing their face out here. So of course this puppet shows up and it is not your Steve. But this really throws John off. You know, I know. What's wrong? Are you failing to help you had some good battles tonight? I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you.

I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you.

I'm not gonna leave you. I'm just being small. But again, in fairness, Dr. Steve brought me into this world and Dr. Steve should be the one to take me out of this world. I'm so sorry, I ruined your show, the Armystor Cardiff. He sure I could fail her out to eat that. Jesus Christ. Just so insane. Well, even when I'm clipping this, I'm like, what are you doing with my life right now?

This is what I'm clipping to play on my show. And I'm also fascinated by it. I was watching it live and I watched it back again today. Yeah. It's right. You created this, Jackass. That was great. Yeah, I could play.

I guess it does make sense, and I'd be clipping this. I think we get the classic moment of Tookie. Yes, Tookie joins the show. And for the first time, you see El Horeblay and Tookie at the same time. Kelly, thanks for coming. When the card of the lecture, you two, you two, you two,

I don't know. I thought we were going to answer that today. I don't know if we did. But thank you, Kinky. I've overstate my welcome. I got to go. Dr. Steve. I'll ruin it if I stay much. No, you you, Kiki. I'm over-stayin' my welcome. I gotta go. Dr. Steve, I'll ruin it if I stay much. No, you're war, then welcome.

I'm not Dr. Steve, you're not ruin anything. Oh, Tookie! That's fantastic to see you, Dr. Steve. My favorite. I thought this was gonna be a Tookie free day. No, that's a Tookie free day is a bad day. I realize you can't see bedablers lips anyway. It doesn't make any sense.

It's kind of toki and bedabler. My greatest, greatest ventriloquist. Yeah. So that was a rare treat. The world's smartest. That's something to bend the smile by facelies last night. I can see, getting to see the behind the scenes of how toki actually operates.

Did you know that, that's how it worked, Cardiff? No. Yeah, I thought I really thought Tuky was alive. Me too. I thought it was a monster. And then one more clip from Cardiff Show last night. And that is a super chatter. Got Tuky to say something that's very exciting to me.

Gold bills. That's right. Tuky's a bills fan, everybody. That's very exciting. Okay. He's more of an OJ fan. What are we all about? Yes.

Oh my gosh, we were playing a clip. So I have a new show called Who Are These Broadcasters? It premiered yesterday. It's on our YouTube channel. We also put it in the feed for who are these podcasts. We'll have our own feed soon. But we played a OJ clip and OJ has updated his spiel. He used to say hello to the world and now he's calling it X.

He's the only guy I know who's actually biting into this X thing and not just calling it Twitter still. Yeah. Hello X. Yeah. I liked who is it, Eric Zane saying that the whole new generation of people that watch the show are pro OJ now?

Yeah, that's so wild. It's it's so bizarre So he was saying that the younger people only know OJ from the recreated Whatever that drama was crimes. Yeah, or whatever. Yeah, so they're all team OJ It's so fucking funny The rest of us are just like, he kind of he was murdered. What the fuck is going on? Okay. So I just want to play a couple clips. Please, I'll put it up on our Patreon.

It's still on John's YouTube channel right now. I don't know how long it's going to last there, but you can watch the full 2 and a half hour interview I did with Stuttering John. There were times when I got a little frustrating for me because what John would do is when I would start asking a question or going into something, he would just start reading super jets to interrupt me and to stop the cameras.

I was very selective. I did get over that to varying degrees. We definitely got into some very important things, but I want to show you, John's got you moment. I want to show you what John thought he was going to bring out to put me in my place. And for the record, my entire three hours are still up on my YouTube channel and will remain free. Okay, very good.

It's a service of doubters. Check out Cardiff's channel as well. John brings on the picture of me in the cow bikini from my creep off consequence. John's new best friend, Viddy Paul Mino, sent this to John. Oh, no. And John's like, oh, yeah, he's like, oh, I got a car on this one. And who made Vinnie and Jon best friends? Was that you? Yes.

You're a real problem, you know that? I'm looking forward to the day when Tuky takes over for you. And we see Tuky on all these shows. Tuky and B-Dadabler actually has a life. Next, I should know. I tried to explain to John yesterday that I've probably irritated you more than I've irritated John the two years I've been doing this shit.

That's true, that's a good point. Okay, now if Carl's supposed to be heteronous, why is he dressed up like a cowgirl? All right, first up, if Carl's supposed to be heteronous, why is he dressed up like a cowgirl? All right, first up. The girl supposed to be hetero. Why is he dressed up like a cowgirl? A cowgirl? Yeah. That's a dumb statement.

Gengay, can we feel him like a cowgirl? Yeah. Ice cream, yum. Okay, do you want me to give the answer to this? Okay, but look at that. Oh my god. Yeah, I know. It's not great. I agree. Oh Look how chunky you are. You fat fuck John again. Make it my accent make it fun about

Hex said it made me one of my way or do you think you should not do all right? You're fat and you talk like a moron. I'm not talking about what we look like. I thought it was a good place. Really shut up down with that one. Yeah. One of my better arguments. Okay, so this is such a dumb argument because John's trying to say that I must be gay. Across the hills, when I be dressed like this. Now, you do know why that exists, right? All I know is I would never dress well.

I only did for the stir and misamerica book, but that's, you know, but it was a consequence for the creep off. We have a review girl who wore a cow bikini very famously on who are these podcasts. So that was a consequence when I lost on the creep off. Sure. Okay. And gay is just something I lost on the creep off. Sure. Okay. I gain. It's just something I do to make sure everyone's protected. Yeah. I mean, everyone in this chat knows that to be true. So you doing that bit is not working right now, John. Everyone in here knows what's going on except for you. Yeah. I'm sure you had it in

your lingerie draw space goes. That's a good one. Still looks better than you that the good Sean. Yeah. So John's really tried to play this thing like he thought he had this whole thing. Oh, I know. It would be like you caught me sucking eight dicks. Yeah, is the way he treats this photo of the account bikini that was obviously a consequence of the creep off. He's just like, well, then why are the balls in your mouth if you're not Is eight the game number curl? Seven is fine seven you can talk your way out of thank you. I'm pretty sure I don't even feel anything at eight so

It's a good joke right there. Thank you. All right, so John turns into a child here Because I was annoyed he kept interrupting me with superchats So then he has to start acting like he's so put off by me disappointing him. I missed a lot of these, so I don't know what you want me to do. So you tell, I mean, you know, I don't know what you like, you get mad if I read the super chats. I mean, like, go ahead, let's get caught up that, John.

No, John, what do you want me to do? Let's, I just said, let's get caught up that John. No, John. What do you want me to do? Let's I just said let's get caught up. I can tell that you're you're a little bit razzled from what I just said You're a little razzled because you know this episode exists somewhere and we track it out I can track it down your family. I should set this up So what I had just done before this is I dropped the bomb. And I don't know if John knows us to be true or not, because from what I heard, he was very drunk on this Arty Lang podcast that he did that has never made its way to the internet. There's only a couple of people who have heard this episode, but I've talked to one of those people who was there when it was recorded. And apparently, the guy who goofs on John's kids the most

is John. There is a podcast of John on Arty Lang who's right around the time that his child was transitioning or maybe a little bit after that. And he was the one making all the jokes about it. And Dan Fulato, who's a good guy who was producing Arty show at the time, reached out to John and said, Hey, do you want me to put this up? Because I won't. If you tell me not to. I wouldn't if I were you. That's basically what he said to him. And John was very tricky.

Oh, it's fine. Doesn't matter. So he didn't put it up. And then the next day John said, I want to do not post that. And so he didn't. So there's this episode. And the way that Daniel explains this to me, he goes,

Oh, his family would not be happy with him if they heard the shit that he said on this episode. And I'm not trying to title on, handle on people or rap people out, but it's just the fact that John is such a hypocrite talking about, you can't talk about my kids, but he's the first one to do it. And now he acts like it's the craziest thing anyone could ever do. So I hit him with that, and I hit him pretty hard, and he tried to change the subject, and I brought it back to that subject,

and I hit him a few times with that. To the point where by the end, he's going, you know, Carl, I was very confused, you know, when, not, and I'm so bad at this, I think his daughter transition to his son. Okay. He's like, when my daughter came to me and I didn't know about this kind of thing and, you know, it was all new to me. So it's a cop thing. You could tell already that John knows he fucked up. Hmm. Fix it, Mike, get out. And so now he's trying to figure out a way to talk his way out of it already ahead of time So this is where I'm talking about where he's kind of reeling here that

You're a little result because you know this episode exists somewhere Tracking down your family's not gonna be too pleased with you my friend It was me on the fucked up thing cuz I don't really care I'm not a tanneltail But the fact that you go on there and talk about everyone bashing your kids and how terrible that is and really you're the one who was doing it. He was the first thing on. So we're going to go. We're going to go on.

And I like podcasts. Yep. I don't remember it at all. Well, you were pretty drunk. You were pretty drunk. Well, you're making jokes about people missing certain private parts and things like that. So. Well, it must have been a long, long time ago then. Oh, yeah, a long, long time ago back when you were in your like early 50s.

Well, plates, sir. Thank you. It's been a long time ago. It was the Arty Lane podcast, like 2017, 2018. Long time ago. That's why you saw when he went on Cardiff's show. He's just like, and these people call me up or should I did 70 years ago? Yeah, if we're going to go all the way back to when I was family years ago. Yeah, the fuck. Yeah. All right. This goes out and out during the show,

where I bring shit up. He he threatened a mob hit and he brought John Gotti Jr.'s name into it. He's like, I'm hanging out with John Gotti Jr. That's why I tried this mob hit and then I wrote a note from John got his grandson John got a junior's nephew Saying John's got to get fucking my uncle's name out of his fucking mouth. They do not have a relationship I read this whole note to him and he's just like, I don't even remember doing that all everything that I was telling him He did the tip of critical. He's like, I don't even remember that any of that stuff. How convenient? How convenient. He remembers everything on a second grader pork. I I can't remember any of the things that he did that were fucked up and then this happens. Dang lizard, thanks for too much John. Can you tell us about your perfect memory? Yeah, but not everything.

That's how perfect it means, John. Yeah, it's not that perfect. It's not that perfect. It's perfect. We're not that perfect. It's a little bit perfect. When it suits me. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So then John doubles down on the fact that I'm gay But I think I had a pretty good comeback. I'm a weak You're bearing this as a cause running scare. No, if you if you claim you're not gay, but then you go out and wear that, maybe look, just so you know, Bruce Jenner used to dress up like a woman and Kim Kardashian caught Bruce wearing Kim's dress. And what cereal box is he on now? Oh, yeah, that was, I stopped doing that. It is an appropriate anymore. What did you stop doing it two years ago?

No, about 10 years, seven years ago. That's a lie. All right, that's another lie. Try that long ago. It was a couple of years ago. Yeah, all right, I said it two years ago. I don't remember, but I had to stop it. You know, the punchline is fruit loops everybody

to see. It's very sensitive Democrat here, John. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, John, his entire act he wrote 20 years ago and he's still has been doing that same act every set of show he does. And now he's claiming, no, granted he's not getting gigs

anymore, so yeah, he hasn't said it very recently. But if you were going to book the new company somewhere, he wouldn't be sent in. He's part of his act is that alright he's my heck he's my last clip this is just he's impossible to understand this guy correct and we appreciate it. You know the thing to put a five-up John is the ultimate you make them grow up John Holy fuck oh Carl the one thing you have to show me

because you know that you're better at this than me yeah it comes with the technical aspect. I don't know how you figured out how, you know, like, you know, how the YouTube number, like you were able to figure out just as much, like, like, how much, you know, how much I made. Wait, what? No, I was watching this live, I was cracking the fuck up. I literally turned it into the drive. Wait, what the fuck are you talking about?

Was this guy going out about? So, I mean, he was, much less go here on your show, Carter, if I have to say, that was quite a get that you had. And that was Lucid John. Yeah. Carter, let me ask you, since I have you, any other highlights from when John was on your show on the after show?

Uh, fuck, there was a lot. Like, there was so many moments, but when he started, I think when he got me on the couch, when he reversed the roles and he was got me on the couch, when he reversed the roles and he was psycho analyzing me. Yeah. I think I think I did come to a bit of epiphany during that, but yeah. There was a lot of potato today. I think I'm retiring. I might be retiring. There's a chance. So you're telling me the devil verse ended yesterday. I'm going to be writing a song the day the devil verse died because the table's gone.

John's gone. Good point. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I mean, I'm not retiring from everything. Just John. Well, obviously, you'll remember the 90s is a very important project. And the season finale of subreddit surfing is tonight at eight o'clock. All right. I did like the explanation of when you went is a very important project that we have to do. And the season finale of Subreddit Serving is tonight at eight o'clock. All right. I did like the explanation of when you went back to your trolling and the whole Subreddit genesis

of Cardiff and where the name came from and how you evolved it into the potato. And the potato is a beloved Avatar and it sounds like just just be yourself. Well the potato is what people like. Why would why would you jettison the thing that everybody Yeah, right. It's like I wouldn't be talking to John Or opi or one other shows you on every show right?

I don't know, Kumiya, you know, Baskanti, who's left, who's right? Who's left. You figured out something that works. Nobody left. You figured out something that works and jobs like, oh, you should just get rid of that. Yeah.

Why would you do that? It's so smart. Yeah. So dumb. But it was fun to listen to. But it has forced me to maybe evolve. I might evolve. No, just get your audio fixed. You're doing fine. Just get you better today. Hope it has evolved. Greatest show of my life. And I

Dude, I'm so I'm sorry that you're feeling this way right now. Cardiff, I hope that you come around and rejoin us in the dabble verse. But there's so much more. There's so much more for me to do. All right, fair enough. I won't stop in. No, let me get in your way. It was aliens to catch. There are aliens to catch. Perfect segment. Let's bring in Annie the review girl. What's up, Annie? Uh-oh, you're also muted.

Well, she wrote, she read my book on audio. Hello everyone. Hello everyone. How's it going, Andy? Good to see you. Annie, are you ready to catch an alien with us? Absolutely, let's get to it. I have good news for you, because that's what we're doing right now. It's time for everyone's favorite game show.

To catch. An alien Are you ready to play? This just reminded me there's so many things that happened on the show yesterday with John I brought up Tommy from MSCS media and I said you know There's a theory that he's not from earth and John completely agreed with me He was a hundred percent on board with things like oh, yeah, no, that's what I thought too Who do you say he goes yeah, he even no, that's why I thought to who did he say he goes

Yeah, he even looks like no those and I said he'd eat what did he say he didn't agree with you He took credit for thinking of it first. Oh right. Yes. Good point. I should have said that I Forgot what alien species he thought he looked like but it wasn't one that I had thought of The predator each time. Remember something like that. Yeah, I was predator. I gotta go back and watch, I guess. I'm for everyone's favorite game show. To catch an alien.

Are you ready to play to catch an alien? I would say if anything, what do you think, Rob? If anything, his popularity went down now that he's running around and playing, you know, some puppet role. Right. So we're discussing Ron DeSantis, as you've written on the screen here, Ron DeF sentence, which was your governor. Yes. My governor, Jazz Dic name for him. Playing, you know, some puppet role in my opinion. What's the thing with the fight with me and Disney? That's about, correct me if I'm wrong.

That's about the, so they wanted and they did the three bathroom bullshit, where now you can be binary and, which I think this was a great call by him. You know, kids are going there. So now you got a three year old going in in there. I got a three year old daughter, you know, you have a five year old, they can go by here, she's self. What's this binary? That's all about that. So then he took, so they were on kind of like, say, like an Indian reservation. Is he trying to say non-binary? I believe so. Okay. I'm just curious. And can you please provide me a list of people who will be playing the game before I produce them

next time. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. I'm buying mics out this weekend. Good. Okay. Here in Florida where they didn't have to pay taxes

like everybody else. So he warned them about that and something else with the hold. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. and something else with the hold. text, trans weird shit. Zipity doodah, Zipity day. Lastly, state police not being allowed to investigate crimes on Disney property. Jesus. That's out of nowhere. To catch.

Unhaly. I'm first off, I'm going to give you my guess. property Jesus that's not a nowhere catch Unhaly I First off, I'm gonna give you my guess but Annie, how do you feel about Ron to death sentence? Ron to death sentence, what am I talking about? Ron to Santa I don't know, I don't pay attention, I don't care

Good for you, that's the right answer for this I don't care I think it's gonna be be overwoke propaganda because because I one thing I know about Ron is that he's bases entire platform on defeating wokeness So that's how I'm gonna go with and I'll go over to you trucker Andy. What do you think trans weird shit? Okay, that's a fun one Yeah

Annie, what do you think? I also want to be a trans weird shit. Okay. And producer Chris, I am stumped on this one. But since you went B, I gotta go with Zipity, too. Yeah, I just want that one to be in. All right, let's find out. Okay, so they were on kind of like say, like an Indian reservation here in Florida

where they didn't have to pay taxes like everybody else. So he warned them about that and something else with the whole trans weird shit. And they didn't listen to me. And Andy taking the dump. I'm so happy that's the one I didn't write. And is this your first win? No, it's not my first one. I'm really bad at this game though. So yeah, I don't know why I thought that. I felt like you always lives. All right. Good job. And they didn't listen. So now he taxed them. So they no longer got away with the free tax. Like as if you're on a seminal land here, they have their own law, their own people, wherever they are in Orlando. They're right there on that edge where he could let them go and not tax them because they're a big tourist attraction or he could if he wanted to.

It was kind of like that loophole limbo and then he went ahead and taxed them. Right? Yeah. That's what happened with that. That's all for this time. I shall come back next time to find out if you have the seminal land, limbo loophole enough to catch an amy-nixence. We're in that shit. Watch some of it at surfing tonight at 8. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about. Then Uranus got hit.

All right, Karin, if what's going on on Subreddit surfing, what do you guys tackling tonight? Well, as I said, it's the season finale. Season one of Subreddit surfing is ending tonight. Before we go on our summer hiatus, we'll be back September four. Subreddit. Mid August.

Mid August. See if they two weeks off. I got it. Yes. We will be perusing a fun one tonight. Public freak out. Oh, I love public freak out. Public freak out.

Yes, that's a subreddit. I have looked at many a time and we've, I know we're not allowed to do that, but sometimes I don't know who are these socials. We look at public freak out, sub-reddit, sub. That's a fun one. All right, cool. Look at the word of that.

The game to play on public freak out is to try and find one that isn't police beating somebody because those are hard to play on YouTube. I see, okay. Yes. And then Trucker Andy on the All Apologies podcast. I have a promo here for you. Yeah. This week we covered Kobe Bryant. So here's a little taste. This is Kobe's a little bit of Kobe's apology and then Joe Sixpack kind of breaking it down for us. I say here before you guys embarrassed in a shame for committing adultery, you don't get a feeling that if I could just turn back the hands of time, you're not letting my

life so much. Just to be clear, I'm embarrassed about the fact that I got caught cheating on my wife, not for sexual assault. I'm not, ever embarrassed about sexual assault sexual assault makes me horny like everybody else He's a fucking child There's so many apologies in this what I mean people look at shackets throwing under the boss Snoop dog and gale king started shit on, you know, it's just crazy. So it was a good one. Enough time has passed that we could talk about co-be. Yes, we're cool with that. What's going on?

All right, very good. So check out the All-Pologist Podcast, wherever you get podcasts. And Anna, you host a show about video games or some nonsense. I mean, Yeah, some nonsense. What's going on with your show? nonsense. I mean, yeah, some nonsense. What's going on with your show? The latest episode was about a 2D Minecraft clone called Tararia. And I had a guest on that episode. And it was, it went pretty well. The newest episode coming out next week. We haven't picked a topic yet. But who knows? Oh my gosh, that that was almost teaser, teaser worthy.

Who knows oh my gosh that that was almost tease teaser worthy We haven't picked the topic yet same here since we're doing promos. This is the golden voice Ted Williams and you are listening to Carl Hamburger on W-A-T-P Please join us again next time and might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Do we have any new reviews that you want to read for us, Annie? Buddy Coleman is collecting them for us. Yes, thank you, Coleman. I have two right now for you, if you're ready. Great.

Valley Skin 818 on August 10th, 2023. It's okay, but 5050, it's a good, if it's a good show. Some podcasts are spot on, but they are critical about, or but the reasons they are critical about, they do themselves. Example, inside jokes, laughing it not funny things and rambling. Fuck you!

Update. And there's an update to it. Okay, with all that said, they are still funny. Some podcasts they do are so annoying that I can't listen, like Trisha Paytas. They made it funny, but her voice was like nails on a chalkboard. The D&D singing podcast was definitely the best one.

Really? Okay. I've gotten that feedback before. So good to know. That sounds like a three star review to me. No, that's a five star. All right. Thank you very much. They can't all be zingered. I don't know what they updated it from

to what they updated it to, but it's a five star review. It's the right thing for sure. Tari, if I don't know what you're fucking complaining about over there. Wait, you can go back and change your reviews. Yes, I guess so. Everybody, go back to your five stars. Now, and give them six.

Yeah, that's very good. Well played. It's fucking potato. I feel like it's trying to go out with death by cap over here. This potato. Yes. The last one is from sheet you 823 on August 13th, 2023. The title is zero.

I would give it zero stars if I could. For that one before actually it's not that original. I'm guessing that's your one star review. Yup, it's a one star. Woo. Come on, it's a one-star. Woo! Come on, there's my feelings! Card him! You heard me my feelings, Carter.

I work so hard at this, Joe. Stop being so effeminate. Well, listen, you wear a cowbaciti one time. What's that mean? What's that you wear a cowbaciti? And I want to think, maybe you're gay or something. All right, I got some voicemails. Let's hit them, and then we'll move on with our lives.

Wow Carl, between the Creep-Off and who are these podcasts and the Drew and Mike show and all the other shows you do. What do you have time to stay looking so fit? What is your fucking workout routine, bitch? We all need to know what does a fucking buck to club put it freak like you do to stay in shape oh my god coming back that question I'll tell you punching down beating your dead horse kicking people when they're down he's fit also laughter is the best medicine. Yeah, that is the same. Dr. Steve would say that. So in my heart for that, man. Fucking brutal.

Hey, Carl. This is Larry in San Fernando. Hey, Larry. Just wanted to apologize for my garbled message last week. Turns out it was harder than I thought. Drives, we would voice mail and string will hooker at the same time. That's what. All right. Don't call me back. I never do that at the same time. Is it that hard, Andy? Yes. He's never got the voicemail. I'm sorry. I better hang up.

That's that true. The rubber dick voicemail is still the greatest voicemail all the time. that's that's true the rubber dick voice ball is still the greatest voice ball all the time. Hey the sky on the no please podcast you know he sounds like a Patrick Michael that's not over critical himself this is what happens if you take the take the breaks off a Patrick Michael some of the best parts about Patrick Michael's him putting the brakes on his own shit, and then shitting all over himself. Yeah. You know, that's what that shit on the no, the no please, the no please podcast was missing

was him shitting all over himself and realizing that it's shit sucks. At least Patrick gives us the time of day. Don't call me. All right, that's a good point. That no please guy just had zero redeeming qualities about him. show us fucking terrible thanks Zayn.

Thanks for that. Hey that radio guy you were talking about last week. Yeah. You got like a fake slap as we're fucking hurting my life. This is fucking corny. Justin Nettleback is his name and he's terrible at this man every time I hear the fucking jack up review show theme I'm like so disappointed that like the showers and attempts is good. It's so fucking good Next time you guys do a live show you should do you should like cover that theme like I mean can't be have to do a segment about it

It's fucking you know Jack jump review show I just fucking, you know, Jack, you know, preview show, I was fucking fast. I'm a little truck. Anyway, bye, Carla Poo. ["Capture Radio Show." It's a check to know for where you go.

That fucking song rules. Maybe we should learn that before Detroit. What do you guys think? Play it live? Yeah, so you guys can both play bass. Yeah, cool. We're gonna play bass. Yeah, very cool. We're gonna pull this into third base, clear? Yeah, all day.

I'll be there. Then we'll cover a big bottom. Karen's gonna be the play base. I was messaging with my buddy Bob Levy today. Bob put up a video of him playing with his son's band and Bob's playing bass. It was very cool. Son's band's great.

Bob's rocking out with them up there. And I gave him kudos for that He's like next time we do a show together. We're gonna get a band together. He's an over the bunch of sides of fuck. Yeah Let's do it. I'm surrounded by goddamn bass player like saying Camaro only worse. Well, we could play What's the spinal-tam song big bottom big bottom? Yeah, everyone plays bass. I'm big bottoms correct. All right Big bottom. Yeah, everyone plays bass on big bottoms. Correct. All right. I feel like we got it all figured out. That's good news. I'm liking this. Hey Carl, Gary and Sandy. They go. Well, I just listened to Alicia, your son is live stream when she visited Stuttering John at that bar.

Yeah. And she drove quite a way to visit him. And of course, that was a total fiasco. But one thing I noticed, John, threatened her. As soon as she got there, shortly after she arrived at the bar, he said, did you take what we talked about last night on the telephone? If you did and you play that, I'm never going to talk to you again I'll never talk to you again you really threatened her. When they ask her about that I fucked that job the ball on this

goddamn were you carrying San Diego and I'm wondering he was in your voicemail car you could listen to this before. Take I'd like to hear what he said to her last night, which I guess would have been Friday night. So he must have said something very embarrassing if he doesn't want a broadcast. Can you get a hold of that tape? Maybe at least could put it up to the highest bidder. That would be great. Two dollars. A bidding war for three-out. Three-out.

Stuttering John in his real element. Anyway, that would be great if we could get it. Okay. Don't call me. Or call me if you want to. That's good, Gary. What could he have said that he did not want leads? Cardiff, what do you got?

I have no idea, but Gary made me think of something for who are these broadcasters. It's funny. Not nearly as many women as I thought would be on who are these broadcasters. Ooh. I see what you did there. It's a pun.

Mm-hmm. It's pretty good. I'm wondering if John said to Alisa, what's it, you got to bring the blue chew because I didn't pack it from California. Like, what would you have said that someone bear is saying, and why would you yell that during a stream too?

Did John not know he was on the internet that whole time? Someone did super chat a blue chew. I saw that. Super chat, yeah, Shane. John kind of said, I don't know what that means. Of course he does say. Yeah, Shane John kind of said I don't know what that means. Of course he does. Oh, bonapills. Okay. And I know about bonapills.

It's fucking guys the best. Oh, I played for him the drop when I was at his show. And these things just like come back to me every now and again. I played with this. You know what? I miss penis. And Jotth, I was like an AI or something like no, no, no, that was what you're telling. The lesbian story of the girl that you brought back I was like oh Yeah

Memories Hey Carl it's me the guy with the weird voice calls every woman a hero Do you think blind Mike is offended by Joey Shade's fair name? Pretty good, right? Funny joke. Pretty good, he was he thanks for calling into the show. I always appreciate it with Decal Ed. All right, last one. Hey, Carl, it's nice duck here. I am spending some time with the family down in this wetty armpit of a state you now call home. I call home. I wandered around where he lived, found your house, but some drunken idiot told me that he was cat sitting your cat, and a little redundant, but whatever. Also his

cake sound like they're probably losers. This message isn't even for you, it is for your listening audience. I'm coming on in a few weeks if you want to cancel, let me know. But sometimes the most stressful part of coming on is finding a show. If anybody out there wants to send me a show, I would greatly appreciate it. You can find me, good times great movies, GTGM cast on all the social, good times great movies at Gmail, even if you want to clip the show for me. That would be great if you would like to hope for me. I'll see you in a bit or someone else would be in my place. Later don't call me back. You're not gonna get out of this dog. I don't have you on my

calendar. We booked this a long time ago. I guess I didn't write it down. So I gotta call him and figure out what he thinks is coming on. I don't know it might be a one say so I'll let you know Andy. But I gotta say I didn't listen that whole voicemail. I just listened to the beginning of it. I thought I was someone pretending to be dog but I think that actually was. I think so too. Dog it just sounded weird over the phone. Alright kids I want to thank you all for joining us today. What a week this has been Cardiff. It's been amazing. Some people say it's the end of the devil verse. I think it's the beginning. I think things have just begun in the devil verse. Let's get predictions. What is John

going to do next? What's his next move? Cardiff, let's say you. I advised him yesterday, he needs to find a show where he could be second mic. Yes. Second or third, he needs like a producer Chris kind of job. Fourth, my producer Chris, somebody might be taking you out, giving you the old pipe to the back of the knees. No, he wouldn't join this show. I could think of a show he might want to join. I'm running.

He enjoyed MLC. So you some deceased. That's a copy written. That's a copy written. That's a copy written. I'm Brennan. I'm Brennan. I say my prediction is that he's gonna do this political non-dabble versus bullshit for three weeks.

Okay. Realize there's no money in it, and then come crawling back to where the money is and him getting clowned. That actually made a very good point this morning. I went on a shoelace show this morning, and he was saying, you know, John's ate something like he's above this, he's like,

oh, it's too toxic. I don't think I have a quite of a soul. And he's all about just happiness and positive thoughts. I need to do that. Shoeley goes, if John was making any money at this, he'd still do it. He thought that he'd get into it, make as much money as he's seeing these other shows

or making like I'm all seeing and shoeley and stuff. And it's not happening. And so he's just like, well, I don't even want to do this anymore. It's not working as why. Which is why my prediction is, when we go out to eat and Cape Coral next week, we're gonna get an Uber and he's going to be driving it.

Very possible. I love it. What do you think, Annie? What's John going to do next? I think Andy is probably right. He's going to give up on the political stuff after a little bit. He realizes there's nothing in it for him. He might take a little break after that, but I think he's gonna come back because John is

at the heart, seems to be an attention heart. Yes, I agree. And I asked him point blank when I was on the show, what's he gonna do for money? Because he's announced he's not substitute teaching and he thinks he's gonna get roles in Hollywood and I mentioned to him that this strike is gonna go on for a while, so that's not gonna happen.

And then, John said he's still substitute teaching or something, so I don't know what he thinks his plan is. Where else would our potato is gonna throw $200 at you? It's like, it's easy money, just fucking put up with it. Yeah, he's sitting there and drinking, not make sense. It's easy, I do it. I really hope that, and I'll message him and say, you should really go visit Alisa,

because I do think that that would be a good future for him. Because she got, I think she got Andy Dick into it, or maybe Andy Dick was already into it. That ended well. But Andy Dick's a perfect guy for that sort of thing now. You want to see him in drug dents, go in fucking nuts, and OD. I think that's why you people watch IRL streams. It's great. And John same thing.

I could see watching John watch the Yankees game and just rooting for the other team and just seeing how John reacts to every run that scored against the Yankees. I'd be so that I would watch the Yankees if that were the kind of thing I'm going to watch the Yankees game tonight. John's IRL. He should be, he should just be watching Tourette's Girls on TikTok and making a show out of that. Dude, I can't tell you this. Shuly invented that, right? Can I tell you this?

Shuly was playing my girl Keet. Yeah. Dude just turned 18. I tweeted it and then I see Shuly playing that video, but what the fuck? I was on the show, it was very uncomfortable. It's right you were on there. When they were doing that, I think people were chatting that just like, yeah, Carol plays this.

Anyway, I invented watching Tourette's Girls, everyone knows that. Yeah. Yeah. Arrrr. Show Saturday, Carol. Arrrr. Show Saturday.

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