Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep437 - MARIJUANA HAPPY HOUR

Episode Date: August 20, 2023

The podcast wars of 2023 were spectacular, but now we enter a new era. Introducing the radio wars between WATP and some show on some blog network that no one has ever heard of. Johnny Kush has been podcasting for a long time with absolutely nothing to show for it. Blind Mike joins the show to try to figure out why this guy thinks he's "on tour." Then we check in on Stuttering John who has immediately changed his plans to leave the dabbleverse behind. It's interesting to hear him podcast now that I'm in his head. Also, Al Franken and Sarah Silverman do a crossover show, Patty Pukewater tries to clown Stavros Halkias, and we have another riveting round of "To Catch An Alien." http://blindmike.net/ Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. blogtalkradio.com. I believe this has been around since before podcasts were really a thing. When it was like internet radio. Yeah, and it was an innovative thing at the time and it really, I didn't know people were still using it. Yeah, I didn't know that either.

I was actually very surprised to find that I'm there. When you go to the website, where are the top navigation? It's like, start your own radio show. It's like, oh, that's not a good side, right there. If that's what they're advertising. Let me read you the description that's in all caps. This guy, Johnny, only writes in all caps.

He's always yelling all the time when he writes. And it says, join America's, no, apostrophe, favorite stoner, Johnny Kush Kush on the marijuana happy hour the number one late Nate comedy show in America Col now 646 727 1828 live 12 30 AM east 11 30 central 10 30 mountain 11 30 Pacific That's not right A bunch of typhoons in that one, buddy. We're got that. Stoner fucking retired. No, I'm not even gonna say like, oh, it's a stoner. I know he's an idiot. Well, that's two guys. A fucking you can be both. I'm trying. Let's get points. If I can

correct Chris, the title is very misleading. There's not a tremendous amount of marijuana to talk on this show. No, I think they've gotten away from this show. It's been on for a very long time, over 10 years. I don't know, that on this show. No, I think they've gotten away from this show's been on for a very long time, over 10 years. I don't know, I doubt that long. And so I think he's gotten away from the original point of marijuana happy. I didn't understand the point at all. Okay, well, I'm gonna start with you, Mike,

because you went back to August 3rd, he did a show. He usually doesn't nightly show, but he took two weeks off and then he came back and boy did he come back. So I wanna get into all of that, but let's go back in time. August 3rd earlier this month. Okay, yeah. So my clip 13 is kind of sets the tone for what kind of show he's doing now. It seems like he's pivoted to politics a little bit, I guess. And I just want to say that the what you're about to hear is not my fault.

It's not my editing that makes the clip sound like this. It's broadcasting on AM radio, I guess. I don't know what's going on. It sounds like shit. He doesn't produce the audio well at all. He's been doing it forever. So I don't know what the excuse is there. But also the thing that really drives me nuts

are the pregnant pauses and the dead air. The way this guy broadcast is terrible. So just watch out for that. What it is Is classic talk radio I feel time. Yes Bugs everywhere they're crawling all over my skin. I can't stand it keep itching and I can't Can't seem to find them It's driving me crazy

How you doing tonight America and around the world especially my friends and friends South America Canada Germany and Thailand how you guys doing? Love you guys The America you can still go fuck yourself. All right, go fuck yourself. I don't like you. He's having a rough go at it in this country, it appears. Yeah, and he's kind of like this faux edge lord wannabe. Like, he wants to be a mix of Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, I think. And he's broadcasting on the same frequencies it sounds like.

It's not a great stick, especially when your name is Johnny Kush. You think the guy would fucking mellow out a little bit. Right. No, he's definitely having a tough go. He's moving out of California, moving to Nevada, wants to move to Canada, but can't we'll get into that. There's reasons for all of it, but you keep going for now, Mike. Okay, so clip 14, again, we'll stick with the politics for a second because this show was very political. He gets a little political and next couple episodes we covered.

But yeah, clip 14 again, like he's trying to be Alex Jones, I guess, here or something. And he kind of, this is a segment for the hypocrisy police because I think he kind of contradicts himself. By the so got them fucking Polaroids from the eighties with uh... mitch McConnell sucking young boys dicks wrong allegedly and not mitch McConnell but other senators not saying that there's pictures of mitch McConnell sucking young boys dicks

but i'd like to say wouldn't be surprised if there was but i've look at them. I can picture it in my head. I'm not saying that Bid-A-Bid. Hypocrite. I'm just heavily suggesting that there are pictures of him molesting children. We can keep going in order with these if you want. Yeah, it's a clip 15.

Yeah. And the politicians think that the people on Instagram can influence an election. They can't. Two, three, four, five. They're not going to vote. They're too busy updating their TikTok. They can't go in vote. Go in vote. I'm going gonna stand in line

and vote how long what is there an app can you see like an app to vote like what i just put on an app what that i got to take pictures today my kiddies for the 457th time this month. 457th now.

That's a funny number. Good job. Yeah. He's got this great combination of blend takes with zero hilarity to them. Yes. Well, he has no substance in either direction. Thank you for saying that because it is labeled a comedy show. He thinks this is a comedy show. So that's an important thing to

Preferance. Yeah, I mean the hilarious name Johnny Kush if you're not already on the floor good point Good point. Um yeah, so he talks a lot again this episode got very political so I didn't take too much from this but Clip 16 you Carl it feels like endlessly we are talking about the fact that you just bought a new house. Is that correct? I did buy a new house. Yes, that's, that's correct. Oh, I almost can't escape the conversation. So you must know that inflation has taken over the country.

It has. Sure. You can probably, you can probably relate to clip 16 very well. Well, you know, Mike, you can go to the grocery store and recognize it in flage. I'll say, People can afford cars. Nobody can go out. See, like, which guys don't understand that normal people that work regular jobs. He didn't even hear any air conditioning guys electricians plumbers.

Guys that are making six figures a year. They can't even afford to get a car. That's wildly inaccurate. He goes, I think he goes on to say that the average price of a car is $116,000. Oh, he has no idea what he's talking about. Or maybe that is the case of California. I don't know. I haven't been to Kelly.

He must be from Tommy's planet. Last September. One of fucking moron. Every single fucking person has a car. Everyone doesn't this country. Well, not every person, but yeah, I give you a point. 99 points something percent of people that I know on a car.

But listening to a breakdown, inflation, and all the things that are happening with gas prices and all that, it was like when open Anthony would make Bobo do math where they're like, how much do you think your house is worth? And he's like, I don't know, $500. That sounds like a lot, right? Yeah.

More money than I'll ever see. And that cadence is exactly like Rush Limbo, where I think this douchebag imagines a Jillian fans hanging on his every word. Oh, yeah. Those pregnant positive people just like leaning in. Whoa. Oh, it's coming back. It's very, it's politics and sports talk radio do that when it's one guy and they just

need to fill time, which is weird because this guy is doing a podcast where he doesn't need to fill. Well, it's a live radio show or a live internet show, I should say. Oh, yeah, I didn't know if you wanted to mention this, but he does reference the fact that he has 200,000 live listeners at all times. Oh, we'll get into that. I have the numbers. I was hoping so we will get into that for sure.

What's up, last of these last two here? Okay. Yeah. 17. It shows you how topical and fresh uh... you know we heard him reference tiktok and obviously is definitely keeping up with the kids these days want to talk about the now we got a whole day of ryle ragan

your hero who might be the biggest piece of shit to ever live uh... i never listen to your show again good because if you think ryle ragan was a good man and a good president you're fucking the fucking head wow hot take what hot take the key over here holy shit i'm here to say to both of you assholes

enough with the Reagan talk alright especially Chris knock it off i'm sorry i gotta be in my bonnet you know how many times ago was that i don't even know the number of predates ago that was Jesus Christ. In his mind, people are turning off the radio, turning their phones off because he that's enough of him going at Ronnie Reagan. All these transistor

radios were smashed during Reagan gate. And then to end this little portion of Johnny Kush, he, Club number 18 is him talking about his mom. So this needs a little bit of a setup because basically what I'm to understand is that he's mixed race, this Johnny Kush. His dad was an African American that he did not know that father was not in his life, I guess. But he said he would, for whatever reason, go to family reunions on that side of the family once a year. And that side of the family was not too fond of his white mother. And so then he goes on to tell this story which definitely happened. And honestly for, I don't know about 10 years, I didn't know my mom's real name.

I just called her mom. You know, mom doesn't, mom's, most moms don't tell you what names it. You don't really, it's kind of weird. You find out your mom has a name too. It's weird. I don't know if I can relate to that one. I think I always knew my mom had a name. Oh, did it end there though? Because there was more to it. Oh, what did it say after that?

I apologize. That's what I'm sorry. Yeah. No, there was a little more to it where he says that he's in school and his teacher asks him like, what's your mom's real name? And he sincerely says, because he thought this was her name, the stupid white bitch. Oh, come on. Oh, I'm sorry we missed that part of that. That definitely did not happen. Yeah, I don't think so. But he portrays the story as if it was real. He's like, ah, damn.

I phrase, it miserable content, stupid white belt. You could remember. What mom's name is. The making up stories to be interesting thing. I guess maybe it's Zumaq. This just turned me off to that so much. I can't even fucking stand it anymore. It's so fucking annoying.

Okay, so that was his last episode. He's usually on every night, but he was off for two weeks. And he does mention that people were in a panic that he was gone when he does finally come back. And that was sure, yeah. Coast is like, what's going on dude? Why are you not on? I'm like, for two weeks, panic from everywhere.

They're like, why are you not on? There's nobody listening everywhere, from everywhere. Panic. Number one on the whole platform. And they lost their cash cow and the shit bricks, but we're back. I actually studied business in college. So I happen to know that a cash cow

is something that brings into revenue. This guy would be a loco. Would be a better name for this, a f**k cow. Yes, correct. So what's find out? Why was he gone for two weeks? So he comes on two weeks later

and he had just gotten himself out of rehab two weeks before he was supposed to get himself out of rehab He's just like I'm out of here after well, it's a good thing to explain because he was so frustrating back in the day When Howard Stern would take two weeks off and there was never an explanation right and everyone just went about their days and nothing happened After 14 day hiatus I finally escaped from my captors and I'm here Captors being memories, mental health and addiction treatment center. All right, then 14 days. I was supposed to stay for 28, even more than that.

Yeah, but I Left this morning I couldn't I can't take it anymore. I can't I can't deal with it anymore Okay, so turns out he was put in the rehab for it's supposed to be 28 days as he said and The reason for that is insane. You know about someone with real fucking problems. Holy shit This guy's got some real problems. It started with an incident that happened on his only fans. What? That was the right. I'm sorry. It's why I looked at you when I said that. I wanted to see what he's like. He said, only fans. Well, not anymore. So he has new the show and for those that listen to the show and are excited and pretty much that's not a lot of people

going to be new to the show tonight because it's going to take me a couple more days to get back into the groove. Probably only like 40,000 for the die hearts but die hearts. A few weeks ago I thought I would be funny, wrong, and I thought it would be hilarious to use a penis pump live on the air and put the pictures up on my only fan. Okay, so he thought it would be hilarious to use a penis pump and then put the photos up on his only fans, but apparently that did not go so well. So I have set my only fans down because it was making people sick. And Christine, that grew some injury to my penis. A record and she's penis-pumped.

So apparently he used this really cheap penis pump and it severed his penis pretty severely. I could have say, it really, so in the episode of The Isle of the Sinai, we talk a lot about the penis pump or his penis injury rather Yeah, and it's I can finally sleep tonight knowing what happened because it was such a mystery to me Oh, I keep talking about this penis. There's more to it. Oh, Mike. I got the whole story here for you Don't you work? Oh my god. We are sewing them by the way. We're sewing them. Oh good and who's we?

We're so on up. Oh good. And who's we? Here in this cock maybe a settlement coming to actually can I Sorry, pause real quick. Can I explain the Chris? There is a tremendous amount of we talk and the clips I have as well and every once in a while he catches himself and goes and by we I mean me Because there's no there's no staff But he keeps trying to portray this fact that it's like a big operation. He does that. A ton. Okay. That makes sense because always doing is emulating what he thinks is a professional radio persona. That actually does make sense.

Right. Okay. We are suing them, by the way, we're suing them. And we're hearing there's maybe a settlement coming to it. So we're not going to talk too much more about the shoddy workmanship of the Golden Sheik penis pump. Now, I'm not an attorney. I love you, I'll accuse me of that, I'm not.

But I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea to talk about how you're hoping for a settlement when you're suing a company. You don't wanna let that out. It said you wanna say things like, and we're gonna take it for everything they fucking got. I can't wait for this to go to court That's the kind of thing you want to say you not just like and I'm hearing through the grapevine

They're gonna sell it with us, so that's cool. I mean, I definitely returned it and they got my money back Yeah, but I want another 500 bucks because this was very very painful So my lawyers are advising me to say whatever I want about the case Loose lips I want about the case. That's it. It should be very loose lift with this. Okay. So basically what happened was because of this injury to his penis, he got hooked on oxys. Okay. And then he ran out of oxys.

So then he had to reach out to a cab driver body of his, of course, to get some type of opiate. And then that person brought him morphine. Oh to start shooting out I mean, this is a guy that starts shooting. Oh, this is the real fucking problems He brought me up and I had to do it and as I did two weeks to nip that in the bus my family members who wanted to It was threatened to 51 50 me if I didn't go into treatment Has they love me tried to get guardianship Oh, all my bank accounts. So the people that are the

closest to me. The people that supposedly care about me. And we're concerned about the night I must jump up of a 14 story. Apartment building. Kondo.

After one of my sincere neighbors jumped off of the parking garage structure. He was there, sir. He was there, sir. He was only an eight. Copycat. I was completely out of my mind having a nervous breakdown because of the more fein i was taking the inductive original story i'm really high is the worst time i spoke to you in two weeks

so bansy what is explained here is he was taking these axes drinking alcohol and smoking weed and his buddy got them the the more fein he talks about that so for two weeks i shot these drugs into my stomach two weeks and i did not know that you're not supposed to mix marijuana and morphine together and i was you doctor didn't talk to you i got that case of this hard cock bourbon and i was drinking bourbon and all that

well i have a psychosis event okay so the guys out of his mind for four days, shooting morphine, drinkin, smoking weed, and then he thinks that their spirits coming out of his dishwasher, so he's naked, ready to jump off the balcony to the cops grab him, and they go, we gotta get you into treatment, sir. This is all because of the dick accident. It's all because of the dick accident, okay.

So then they bring him into treatment. Okay, and then he soars up and 14 days later, he goes, the people need me. He busts out a rehab, it gets back out of the air. Thank God, to give us a penis update because we're all wondering what is going on with this guy's dick. I gotta say though, none of what you're describing

sounds like a two week tune up. Let's see, maybe take a little more time, Johnny. Get yourself right. Oh, I did promise to penis update. As far as the aesthetics of it, it is completely healed. It is 100% healed. I've not had sex yet. And I've yet to have an erection. I was not horny at intriguing, even though there was a couple of attractive ladies there, but I didn't want to fuck them. There's something wrong mentally. Yeah, so there was no go to rehab. Yeah, that's the incident.

All right, so that sucks because apparently his penis is all healed, but it's not working very well. But good news everyone. He's going to try it out tonight. I'm going to try tonight and watch some porn. I haven't, I didn't have a phone. I couldn't watch any porn. I couldn't do anything for two weeks.

So maybe the dick's working, but it just is not,'s not gotten hard by itself. There's no morning what there's I cannot get an erection. It's like a white news It's so Johnny So I just want to point out a little foreshadowing for what we're gonna be talking about in a little bit How original this content is I've never heard a radio host talk about his penis before that wasn't done by the most famous Morning Drive radio jock of all time for decades. So I definitely get what you're saying. He's clearly influenced by Stern, but it was a shame when the FCC tried to take Johnny down for having girls ride the Sibian.

That was our breaking. Correct, but at least his company stood behind him and paid those fines. Yes, thank God. I'm really glad the blog talk network or whatever the fuck I was saying earlier Was able to take out a hundred thousand dollars for him. You know how right you are about him just completely trying to be I mean for sure anyone doing a podcast more or less is influenced by Stern in some way because he invented a lot of shit Yeah, but this guy is such a stern ripoff because literally he refers to blog talk radio as corporate off because literally he refers to blog talk radio as corporate. Oh, he's up. You know, the powers that be, and it's just like this website that he hosts.

They don't even know he exists on there. It's not a big. It's not even a thing. So yeah, they tried to take me down, but they couldn't do it. So you listened to an episode that was just from yesterday, I think, the day before. Yes. Correct. So what did you pick up on from that episode?

Well, do you want to talk about the tour that he's going on? Yes, I do want to talk about the tour he's going on. So clip number one, this, I mean, we're making fun of it for not being original. This is at least an original idea. I'm not sure what the benefit is necessarily, but he's going on a worldwide tour. And in the description of the episode, it says this tour is going to be, like they're gonna, you know, 200,000 fans are gonna come out to see Johnny Kush.

So I was pretty intrigued by it. Wow. I mean, Trump doesn't even get those numbers. That sounds very impressive. Kusha Paloo will be announcing where we are going, where the first party will be. We are heading towards Reno. But I am going to stop at brothels. So they can laugh at my dick all the way up to the Reno.

So I don't know how long it's going to take to get to Reno. So our goal is to get to Reno. Maybe you hit a couple of brothels. Maybe you get a good dick suck in. You know, or hope it. But we're getting up tomorrow. We're going to get up tomorrow. We're going to get to Reno, maybe hit a couple of brothels, maybe get a good dick suck in, you know, or hope it. But I'm getting up tomorrow.

I say getting up tomorrow, probably around three in the afternoon. It's a hard work of this guy. He's getting up, but Will is dick. That's what I want to know. Are you a boner guy? So if I can explain a little bit about what the tour is. Yes. He's driving around the country and he's going to talk to people.

And he's going to like tweet out where he is, I guess, and if you want, you can go see him. This is going to be amazing. I mean, I will say he's kind of ripping off Kevin Brutkin with this one. But he's ripping off me too, because I'm going on tour actually tonight. I'm going to a buddy from college's house up in Groton, Massachusetts. So I'll be on tour there and then I'll be in a water town for the Kirkman and show tomorrow on touring around the state of Massachusetts. And you'll be seeing people that you know at these places.

Well, those are the fans, Carl. Right. I know the people who get to see me on tour. All right. Well, I hope you arrest your autograph, hands and I. So, so clip number four, he gets in a little more detail about this. The main reason for going on this tour is a self examination. Just the overall experience where I want to go around and check out what's going around in America. I want to know because I see shit now about how everybody is in

this part of town. I want to see if I can go to a part of town and for people that like the party like I do. And what we're going to do is get all to a side of time and I'm going to hang out the bar. So if you want to come hang out. If you drink smoke a few bowls do whatever you want to do. And if you're female, you want to have sex with me. I mean, that's more than when you're more than welcome to you. You're more than welcome to the sex. That'll work. That that by the way, good plan. Would you care for some sex? I'm gonna go to bars around the country.

And you can come find me if you want. That's his big tour. And he goes on to list, I shoot you not. He spent, I'm rounding down eight minutes probably, listing like we're gonna go to St. Louis and then from St. Louis, we're gonna go to Chicago and then from listing like we're gonna go to St. Louis and then from St. Louis, we're gonna go to Chicago and then from Chicago, we're gonna hit Minnesota and then we're gonna go,

it was like a boring Howard Dean speech. And this is, right, this is after he talked about, it didn't work anymore. And he's inviting girls to have sex with him? Oh yes. Oh well actually, I guess the porn experiment must have worked the night before then. Well, he explains that at the brothels, no one is equipped to handle a penis

like they are at brothels. Okay. So he's going to go to brothels in Reno and see if they can cure his lack of erection, apparently. Well, that's a good place to go to cure that. Yeah, sorry. I think of that. That's the good strategy. Of all the plants he's had so far, that's the best one for sure. Yeah, okay. And we're going to live stream from there. Yeah, he's going to broadcast from his car. I guess he put a mattress in like the bed of his truck or something like that.

He was so proud of that. Dude, I happen to know a guy who had a mattress at his van. Yes. I'm not proud of it since it's fired. He's fired from the ice of Delps. That was very fucking creepy. I'm like, can you enter on tour car? Can we get a light guy who does ever rape fan pleas? This is not a good look. So rapy. Well, I can tell you a little bit more about his tasting women., could number five shows you how picky he is. Get a little horned dogged up one night.

The man I really need to get laid. I need to go where there's sure thing. Just got to come to me. The tour something. Go, you know what, Johnny? I want a fuck. And then I'll fuck you. I have to no matter race,

greed, No matter race, creed, weight, it's got to be over 22 species. And every knows Johnny likes him over 40. So if you're over 40 at the plus, that's a plus. So if you're a big fat 60 year old, come on out and fuck Johnny Cush. What a delightful tour. Wow. Oh, man, this sounds amazing. He really is.

If you want, oh, we can hear about the giveaways on this tour. This tour is action packed, baby. So clip number two will tell you a little bit of incentive. You guys are laughing now. But wait till you hear the incentive if you go meet Johnny Kush at a bar. The way up to Reno, we're going to stop at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, my favorite place. And I'm bringing some cash. Got a lot of cash in a bag and we're bringing it up. I'll

be driving across the country with it. Nice big dollar sign out. We'll be giving money away at some of these tour stops. Some of these tour stops will be giving away just hugs. We don't know what we're giving away. I'll take a knee there for you, sir. Thank you. Ooh, kind of hug please. I'll just take the bag. I'll be the bag.

Is that the fucking lame is thing right there? Well, give away cash, if you come meet up with me. I'll give you cash today. I'll meet a bar. It's more than Southern John offers. I mean, Ray DeVito might show up, but I don't know who else is gonna take him up on that offer.

And the worst thing, but it's like, he's on the border of an interesting idea, but none of its planned. Like, it'd be done. It's real. Well, that's for sure. There's no one listening to this. He's speaking to the void and going, I can't wait to meet all my fans. It's so pathetic. He's such a loser. This guy is the biggest fucking loser I have heard since Wednesday when we did W-A-T-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- Well, actually, I have an example that, uh, clip number three starts talking about what a broken man is. So I don't even know if we'll make it to Reno tomorrow.

Okay, the tour was supposed to start in October. Why not just start tomorrow? I got to get the fuck out of here. August. It's only 10 months. You know, I've only been here a few months and, uh, I can't even tell you what's happened here. Uh, the amount of shit that I went through.

I thought I could party. I thought it was a party guy. I thought I could party harder than anybody. I thought I could put Motley Crew to shame. I thought I could party harder than any fucking guy or person or entity that's ever walked the face of the surf. I thought I could party harder than anybody, but guess what I can. This place has broke me.

I know the tour was supposed to start, we were supposed to go to the crew. No. I'm not going to get to Grand Dan Bronco and I'm going to drive across the country. Not much of a tour, just a cross-country trip. No, is that what we're talking about? It's funny because the whole thing, like he's presenting as it's like, you know, this sad thing because he can't party anymore. But then what's really sad is just the last sentence where he's like, you know, this sad thing because he can't party anymore. But then what's really sad is just the last sentence

where he's like, I was supposed to have a crew and then he's just me and my rape fan. Or not on the country. Yeah, I know. Wow, holy shit. Mike, the reason why we're talking about this guy, should I get into this now? Sure.

And you have some more clips on here that we can get to, but I think it's time to unveil what's happening here. Yes. The fact is, and we've played this guy on the show before, because he's had some choice words for yours truly. He doesn't care for what we do over here on Horde these pastures. Certainly not. I don't think he likes you.

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Just... How soning. Slimey. Nasty. That's kind of nailing it so far, honestly. Goma the earth, bottom of the barrel broadcaster. Who got nothing else. But.

Then put other people's podcasts on to make fun of them. You hear what his problem is with me. We goof on people's podcasts. He doesn't like that. I'm sure I love today's episode then. Well, and I guess the reason why he's mad at me is because he thinks that Opie is very talented.

He doesn't like that we goof on Opie who's way better at this than I could ever be. I wonder if Opie ever gets those clips emailed to him like, hey, you know, who defend, he seems like a guy that's trying to, he knows there's more likely an in with Opie than anyone else. He sees the vegetables on Opie's show and he's like, oh, maybe I have an in here. That's what you're saying. You actually think that there's a reason for this, that he actually has a plan and a strategy.

I think he's just a fucking moron, who's running his mouth, because he doesn't fucking know any better. But you have to be right, that's fair. No, I've never done that one time. You know why? Because I don't care about other people's podcasts. I don't have to show that I have superior intelligence

over some retarded kid. What kind of intelligence? What's the word? Trying to do a podcast, should you make in front of them? Because he's only got six viewers or whatever. He's got a weird look or... Well, those are fun to come after my buddy, OP. Now it's buddy OP.

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It was in the past, after you. Yeah, I think I think they used to say, you know, we'll get you next time gadget next time. Was there punchline for that? All right. So again, he's going to crush me as well. It's not just Opie is going to crush me. And I'm going to crush you because you're a piece of shit.

You've done not one original piece of content, not one original piece of content has come out of your mind. All you do is you make fun of Stuttering John, a guy who became a household name in America. Well, yeah. So you said you make fun of centering John, and you make fun of OP, and you make fun of, you know, people that are, you know, not that talented, but trying to put a podcast on and making fun of them.

You have a problem being jelly, Wendy. Okay. All right, so I think I see what's going on here. We have a show people actually listen to, and this guy's a second. As soon as the people start talking about original content, originality, it's actually an unoriginal complaint. It's very unoriginal, and I just want to point out

to Johnny Kush, I could do exactly what he does. The reason why I don't is because I think being poor is a bummer. That's why I don't do what he does. I can sit here and just go, Mitch McConnell is suck enough these boys, oh, allegedly. Or maybe that.

It's not difficult to do what you do asshole. No, it's not difficult, but you gotta gotta give him this no one has ever ventured into politics before that is a original at least that's a good point very original yeah and uh... he's getting very upset with me here as this goes on and that's all you've done you've done nothing original you just shit on other people's work that's all you do you're a fucking piece of

shit you're a scumbag you're a barnacle to the podcast community and other than original about what you're doing and we're coming after you who are these podcast well they want this podcast is gonna kick your fucking ass i'm getting a my problem in that and all and uh... yeah

uh... whoops and you send a guy that pretends to be a potato to guess what? It doesn't mean a potato to a, I don't. But you send him somewhere. Yeah. All right, well that was well reasoned. I'll give him that.

All right, he's got me there. He's saying that we're not very good at what we do and that I'm amateur hour. Amateur hour, buddy. Fucking amateur hour. Do you know who fucking Johnny Kush is, motherfucker? Do you know? No, because I don't.

I'm coming for you, Carl. I'm coming for you. And all your little dip shit friends, the shoe lease. You cannot make it as a comedian in your podcast sucks. It's a bunch of fucking zoom windows, a bunch of boxes. I do have to say he sounds nervous. He sounds nervous doing this and I have a feeling the reason why is because he knows that people are actually going to hear this for once. It will, it's interesting you bring up sound, Carl,

because he's criticizing the technology of this show. Yeah. Well, it sounds like he's on frequency 850. Right. It's very thin. He sounds nervous to be even saying this, because he's never been heard by anyone on the internet before. And now he actually is.

And so he's like, doesn't know how to finish a sentence. He's very concerned about what he says. There's some fucking Carl piece of shit. Talk of shit about people's shows. Well guess what? Carl? Radio-carmas coming. Carl?

No, we'll put up together a nice little reel for Carl. But we're coming for you. Okay. I'm coming to show how big my dick is in this game. You're broken. Maybe broken, but I'm coming 200,000 people. Okay. Which is way more people than listen to your show in a month. All right. So he says 200,000 people listen to every night, which is more people that listen to my dick.

I'm going to show you guys a lot of people. I'm going to show you guys a lot of people. I'm going to show you guys a lot of people. I'm listening to your show in a month. All right. So he says 200,000 people will listen to every night, which is more people that listen to my show in a month. Now on blog talk radio, it shows you some stats for this guy. And it shows that he has 1,608 episodes, 277 followers, whatever that means. I'm not going gonna knock him for that, I don't know, people are following things on that platform. 298,824 listens.

If you do the math, that's about 186 listens per episode. You're a fucking loser. You are, if you're talking to nobody, you're talking to no one. You think you're talking to this big international audience You're talking to fucking no one and then he tries to say what my numbers are which is way more people Then listen to your show in a month Listen to me live every night from around the world and you have what six thousand views on YouTube?

Wow, all right, so I haven't actually looked at this in a while So I wanted to look this up if you go to my YouTube page and you go to the About page, for who are these podcasts, it says that we have right now 6,960,614 views, and that just started building in February of 2021, when we actually went to YouTube and started building this thing. So blog talk followers, do you have them?

Seven million views on YouTube. This guy goes, what do you got? Six thousand, what do you see? One video that I posted the day before This guy goes, what do you got? 6,000? What do you see one video that I posted the day before? Is I going to get 6,000 views? I got 2,000,000 people watching. Just the opposite. Just the opposite.

You fucking loser, adults. Are you suggesting he's lying? Because I will say I started a question when I went to his Twitter account and he had about 300 followers. I was like, that's odd for a show with 200,000 listeners. None of them are checking him out on Twitter. That's unusual.

He's been on Twitter since 2011, and he has 220 followers. And he's doing these guys who follows over 900. So usually what you do is if you follow people, they'll follow you back because they're all losers. They don't have any fans or following or anything like that. This retard is trying to follow people, and they wouldn't even follow him back. And I was looking at his engagement.

You know what, fuck, I'll just pull up the page because I have it right here. I have the link. All right. Let's take a look at how he's doing with this, uh, this Twitter page that he has. Which he does promote, by the way. He may, he seems like the kind of guy that would be like, I don't even care about Twitter. He promoted on every episode I listened to. All right, so here he is.

The marijuana happy hour at marijuana happy. Johnny Kush brings us a ward winning show, live to blog talk radio with marijuana happy hour. Tonight we talk about the great Count Chocolate conspiracy, turn 20 followers. And if you look at any of his tweets, so this one has no likes, no retweets, seven views, no comments, no comments, no likes, no retweets, seven views, no comments. This one is, no comments, no likes, no retweets, nine views.

This one, nine views, no comments, no likes, no retweets, nine views, six views, five views. I can't find a single fucking like or retweet. And anything this guy's doing, he thinks he has 200,000 people following him? You have zero people following you. Zero is the actual number of people you have following you're a fucking loser. And he calls me a cuck. And not only are you an untalented fuck,

you're a YouTube cuck. And I think you suck. You two dick. Make sure you don't swear in the first five minutes because you don't want to kick a cop YouTube. You're a YouTube cop. You're an untalented piece of shit and we're coming for you. The stoner, CS.

The dirt bags, us. The little life pieces of shit that you like to call us. You want to fucking talk shit about my show? You want to talk shit about me? Yeah. You don't have the numbers, motherfucker, alright? Okay. You don't have the right numbers. I outperform you every fucking night. Period. Okay. And we're coming for your show. Okay, he's coming for my show. So I looked on YouTube to see what he had going on on YouTube. Now I guess his YouTube account has been taken down.

We'll talk about that. I did find one video on here from nine years ago. And it has. Join Johnny Kush in the mirror. We have the hour. And he throws the biggest part party in the United States live on Blotalk Radio. America's favorite stoner, Johnny Kush. and his number one late night comedy show, The Mayor of Wanna Happy Hour, are live Monday through Thursday, 12.30 a.m. Eastern, 11.30

Central, 10.30 Mountain, and 9.30 Pacific. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it.

We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. blog talk radio dot com slash mh network with celebrity guests movie stars and rock stars calling in All right, I thought you're gonna kick out of that. I thought you'd get a kick out of that I'm gonna get back to this video, but first we play this little clip from his show where he's gonna promote and Anyas astronaut's on the show Listen to this clip where he's trying to promote this big show he has coming up and that realizes he shouldn't do those.

And a very special show on Saturday that you guys. Well, we don't advertise celebrities anymore until they actually show up. So if he shows up, he's here. Well, we'll just do another show. There's something he's had a couple of no-shows of people who didn't show up, but according to this promo He's got all these celebrities, but this is great with what they say next on this promo The nighttime is the right time with Johnny Kush. Are you in a band? Do you want to be heard by over 100,000 people? Then Johnny Kush your music and you know that is not how that works if you have a giant audience

You don't advertise saying are you in a band who want to be heard by a bunch of people will just play your music. 1000 people. Then Johnny Kush your music and he will play it live on his show The Mirror Want A Happy Hour. If you want to see the end of the Mirror Wanter Provision and you want your voice to be heard call 64671828. Fit number again 64671828. If you have missed any of the shows there are over 1000 arcad episodes for you to choose from.

Follow Johnny Kush on Facebook and on Twitter at Merrill Wings. What a waste of time. What a strange music bed too. I know what a fucking terrible promo that is. It feels like I'm gonna be dialing a fucking sex talk line or something. All right, so this is, you just heard that he said that I'm a YouTube cook that I have these rules that I play by, I can't swear in the first time. He doesn't even understand how YouTube works.

He's completely wrong about that. Well, you might be not, you're not, you know, the full show's not on YouTube. You've never done that where you don't swear for the first 10 minutes. Correct. And you might be a YouTube cook as you want to watch YouTube get fucked.

That's true. That's a good point. I would like to watch that. The bigger, the bigger the black cock, the better on that one agreed But this is what he says it what happens when people like us come from your show what happens? Well the first thing what we do Is we send YouTube complaints? Oh, and we send lots of them. I was saying out them

So this fucking asshole he's he's calling me a piece of shit in a scumbag. This is a bitch move. He's gonna get his 186 listeners to all send YouTube complaints to get my channel taken down. And I gotta tell you here, Johnny, I know you don't know what I do or how I do it. But as you guys mentioned, YouTube is not my primary channel. My main medium is this podcast.

That's how most people, both of you don't want to see me. He's what I hear me, Smart move. I get it. That makes a lot of sense. But to say that you're going to send complaints and get people to send complaints into my YouTube is such a bitch move. It makes you such an asshole. You don't understand that? I never heard a tough guy close with, let me talk to your manager. No, it's like a build up for nothing. It's the equivalent of I'm telling teacher. Yeah.

And make sure you announce it. Yeah, don't forget the Taddle Taddle on me. Don't forget the Taddle on me, Johnny Cush. You're gonna win this battle for sure. I want to tell you, my heart is still three clips ago where they advertised, we're gonna have walk stalls on our show and dinosaurs and fire fighters. This guy's a fucking child. It's fucking career day. on our show and dinosaurs and fire fighters.

This guy's a fucking child. It's fucking career day. Hookers and firemen. So he did say that he's on Rumble. So he's one of these rebels. We have to go on Rumble. He can't be on YouTube. So I looked that up and Rumble, he has one follower.

And every one of his episodes is up there has between one and two views. It's Mama Kush. I was just going to sit there all the comments are you go get him son. And I wouldn't even be making fun of him for this because it's very hard to build an audience. But the fact that he thinks he has this giant eyes going to take me down. And he's not just going to turn my YouTube either. To a point where you lose your YouTube privileges than what you got Patreon. How

much how long can you do the same fucking show you've been doing for what five years now the same fucking show every night. And now you're stuck in this loop where you're actually paying people you're shitting on to come on your show. Oh, is this what he's mad about because that's something John and I split super chats. We're coming for you. Carl. Okay. I'm very nervous there So it goes even beyond me. This guy is a delusional piece of shit. We're coming for you and we're taking you down. We're taking all Of the bad radio people out. We're taking you all out my cult. Uh Okay, he's got enough time. We are the talented radio producers of America and radio car was coming your way. Do you think he's better than my calton now?

And he keeps trying to start a list that doesn't pan out. Yeah, you're right. He's like, I'm taking all you guys out, my calton. And the rest. It's not working at all. Okay. The comedy rule of one. Yeah, right.

Let's, you could dish it out, Carl. Who are these podcasts? So I'll tell you what, who are these podcasts? Are these podcasts, that podcast is done. Uh-oh. We're done. So if you're, you got to the end of this podcast. Not yet.

Warn them. Warn them. Because it comes in waves and it comes. Oh, it's good poetic. It comes in waves. It comes in waves and it comes in waves. It just, it's the waves. That's what you're looking at.

That's my point. You have no idea how we get you. We get you in weird ways. The, um, this guy is no plan. Silence of the public. You can't part of sentence. No. By the time we're done with you. We get you in weird ways. The um this guy has no plan. Silence of the podcast sentence. No. By the time we're done with you. Uh huh. It could be mincebeat. We're going to uh huh. Take you out. Oh, to dinner. So he just said I have no idea how they're going to get me. You just said you're going to psych a place to YouTube. Yeah. I'm very familiar

with how you're going to go after me. Sorry. You just let it and then it goes we have weird ways of getting you So you guys keep talking about how he has no plan. You're making me worried that the Boston leg of the tour isn't gonna happen I'm dying to go to the state. I'm sorry Apologize. We've got to Reno yet come on This just oh, I'm sorry that this goes on odd, but this is the beginning of a podcast war. So I think I need to address this properly. One other guy that needs to go. This red bar.

Red bar. Uh-oh. Another guy. I'm done. I'm done with YouTubers making money of other creative peoples material that goes on he watches killtony all night and talks about it who can i make a note for anyone that wants to mark the calendars

were in the middle of a clip but sure go ahead mic well i just want to put it he he's defending killtony here because he's he plans on one of the stops on the tour is the comedy mothership where he intends to get on. Oh, okay. Well, that's interesting because he actually does the opposite of that in just a moment. Listen to us. Okay.

And talks about it in gibberish him and his wife to get on and they talk about it. And radio commerce coming your way red band. Yeah. He goes. I must also go and have to red bar, which I'd recommend this retard not do that. We talk about it and radio commerce coming your way, Red Band. Yeah. He goes, I'm also going to have to Red Bar, which I'd recommend this retard not do that because Red Bar is not as polite as I am. I'll just say that. And then he goes on to say Red Band, which is Brian Red Band from Killtony.

I think he got confused in his own ass. He just fucked up. Yeah, I think he got confused. Yeah. Except for the fact that he goes on to explain further. Mike cult, Fred Bann. Carl from War of the Spongebob. Now there's a list.

Radio karma is coming. The radio wars have begun. I've declared radio war on all of you. It gets official. In any video, I also thinks they can come on and tell to tell with me and think they can match wits. About a good. Think you can, uh, out, take me, you think you can out

my new room, you think you can get me canceled. You've already gotten me throwing off a YouTube 18 times. No one's trying to outmaneuver you. You fucking retard. You hack. I'm not the one who got you taken off a YouTube you probably got yourself taken off a YouTube Sheer more on even though you existed I know this is a radio war between him and all the people everyone knows and he thinks that he's gonna come out on top on this one

And I'm gonna was gonna address this my kelp is not gonna mention this red band red bar And it's not these people are even need to mention this guy. They don't know who the fuck he is So let's see how much longer we have guys. This could be the end of I'm acting like I'm gonna win this war But who knows take me down with you what the fuck The radio or something gun I've declared war and You guys should surrender something a child We are giving you one week. Oh no. Let's go to get some snow forecasting. Or we are going to troll you like you've never been trolled before.

So he's going to give us seven days. And if we don't stop broadcasting in seven days, it's on. The war is on. And I have to say this came out on the thick the 17th. So we're already a few days into this week already I know I know I gotta say with all this tough talk you better watch your mouth because it seems like you're cruising for a real knuckle sandwich I have to say this is obviously jealousy. Oh you think I think so because he's going after I think Carl, I think so. I think so.

I'm gonna need to say that, yeah. I think so because he's going after professionals who make a living for broadcasts, and he's just like, well, I should make a living for broadcasts to do. And you, welcome you guys, get to, you're not even doing it right, I'm doing it the right way. Give me some of that internet money, but,

too, that's what it turns into. It's so funny you say that because, this guy, okay, so first off, he is going to explain, he's not going to kick my ass. So that's good, it's good to know. We're coming after you harder than you've ever been came after before. And I'm just letting you know right now, you could just stop broadcasting. We would like that, maybe just stop broadcasting.

Why, what would that do for you? But once again, I'm going to emphasize I'm not just writing anybody personally. Okay, good. With any violence or any that's writing anybody I'm not doing it. Okay. But we will do things that are completely legal. We'll be calling your programs. Okay. And we're're gonna fuck with you. To a point where you're gonna give up. Okay. To a point where you're gonna give up. We're gonna kill your show.

We're gonna fuck your wives. Oh. What? It's very specific. Concentually, of course. That just went full fucking Zubak. Concentually. He just went full Zubak. He's gonna fuck our wives now on top of this.

Take her out to a nice dinner. I am a gentleman god damn it, but nothing illegal. We're just gonna ruin your show and fuck your wives. That's all. Stagged it practice. Yeah, like a gentleman one. All right, so I'm gonna I know he's got a very scary army That's gonna come after me. So I'm just gonna say our voice mail is 5a 5 612 13 88 if you're a fan of this retard Go ahead and call it and troll me. Let's see how many listeners this guy has 5a 5 612 5a 5 612 388 and all the rest of you. Let's get some parody songs going for this guy

Get ready to do battle. And for those that aren't interested in this war, I am going at it with Joe Rogan right now. I'm going to take him down. Yeah, yeah. So we'd rather join me in that fight. What a game. I'm in a radio war.

You're the Spotify war. I get it. We're all in different wars that are going on. This is my last clip of him talking about him taking all of us down. So I hope you guys take me seriously. Because I'm sorry, no one's ever going to listen to you again. No one's gonna listen to us. Oh.

At the retail everybody, the real car, the real red band, and the real mic, called that. I know, I think he means red band. Once we uncover these facts about these gentlemen, not only will you stop listening to them. Mm-hmm. They will be banned from every platform named to man because these are horrible people during horrible things and making money off of other people's hard work.

So he's gonna expose, I've heard this one before. He's gonna expose us and what he thinks in this item, this is why this guy is such a dalt, is that he thinks that the reason why he doesn't have listeners is because we do and He would have all these listeners if it weren't for these shows He's going after specifically you know, I think he does mean red bar every time he says red band He does yeah, yeah, he definitely does Brian red band what place does he have in this world? That's I was he's an innocent boy.

He kept saying Redbann over and over again, so I'm like, he must be in Redbann, but no, yeah, I think he's in Redbann. I think he does mean Redbarr, so it's me, Kelta in Redbarr. And he honestly thinks that if those three shows were off the air, all the listeners would come to him. And he would finally make a living like he wants to, he could afford a car.

And do all these things that he wants to be able to do because he's a fucking idiot. A car for $116,000. What are you nuts, Carl, in this economy? What is that gonna be a Kia? All right, let's get back to your clefts now that we know what's going on with this guy. I've got something for you to address Buster. Oh good. Number nine. You think you're done with this war? I don't think so. You tattle tail bitch. So last time I said something and uh, we'll split it up. I said something. I did. And uh, just say one of the little bitches I talked about last night. Set me a little letter. Oh month sent me a letter that me a letter so not me but that's a

well well ever mentioned a state of a gare of this radio show that he's going to sue me how ironic how ironic what is going on with pussy's like you you're a pussy You're a fucking pussy you are you're pussy me out That's why yeah, and you coming after you feel Fucking pussy wait wait till our first stunt that we're pulling on you. Oh It's I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. because he's talking about how we better hope as Dick starts working again. That's my heart. That's my heart. I'm getting drunk and fucking chicks. Fucking fuck chicks. I gotta find new hobby. And I guess it's just gonna be trolling radio shows.

If I can't fuck, you guys are really out for it. No. I'll have 24 hours a day. 24 hours a day to fuck with radio hosts. Said the loser. We don't want that we want my dick you guys want my dick to work. Oh, yeah, that's all worried about is how well your dick works want no sir need your dick to work is what I dick. All right. Oh, fucking I have one more clip. I'll just play it now. Because I just want to say that he's wrong about does, but I don't have mental illness. I haven't been, uh,

diagnosed with mental illness whatsoever. Why are you handing me these pills? I am diagnosing you right now, sir, with mental illness. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Just say it now. All right, Mike, finish this off here and then we'll move on. Well, if you want to keep going down the delusional road, clip number six, I think further displays him kind of talking about the audience and some of the theories they have about him. Go on up by myself. There's no crew, there's no camera crew. I just want to go out and listen to the, and meet the people in face to face that listen to this show. I don't want to zoom with you.

I don't want to, I want to show everybody that I'm not AI. Everybody thinks I'm AI. Definitely the iPads. Nobody thinks this is real. Nobody thinks that they can put up this much content. Every is, is accusing me of being AI. An hour day. Wow. An hour day is like an hour or four days a week. Nobody thinks that they can put out this much concept. Everybody is accusing me of being AI.

Now we're a day, wow. And now we're a day. We're just saying now we're four days a week. Wow, wow. With pregnant pauses all over the place. How is that possible? One man? Holy shit. How do you do it, Johnny Kush?

What a delusional reason. If I made that point yet. I think you had I was just have you want to further hammer at home clips seven and eight would probably finish us off nicely because it's promise with the ladies.

I would last night was a long year. If I'm not going to have any sex I can't just sit here and do nothing all day. If I'm not fucking anybody I have nothing to do all day because that's usually what I did. But day when you can set stuff up, of course you get up and you go to Starbucks and you look for

frustrated sexual moms and yoga pants and you take them back to your, fucking, you know, you bang the fuck out of them, all right? That's what I do. Probably. You can find that and you get online. fuck on them. All right, that's what I do. You can find that and you get online. You'll get online. You go, walk around a little bit, walk around the strip a little bit. Look for fucking wounded horrors. I just want some cock. All right, next up. The most thing I'm at in my knee just a breakfast, but we'd like to go to the back of my van. I can't say no to that, sir. You know, I'm a multitask. Has anyone ever said no to that? A hobby.

Just a person. The most thing I'm excited about is I'm going to go tomorrow, and I'm going to pay for five women at the same time to try to get me off. I'm going to lay in the middle of the bed, naked. And I want to have middle of the bed naked. And I wanna have five of the working girls there. I'll get naked and just rub every inch of my body. I want them to worship me like I'm a king.

I want a couple of girls working on my feet. I want a couple of girls blowing me. That's gross. And I want one to show her pussy right in my face. I want a couple of girls blowing me. That's gross. And I want one to show her pushy right in my face. All right, that's what I'm looking for tomorrow. I never go to a whorehouse. I just want to eat pussy. I don't understand that at all. It is not on the menu at the bunny ranch.

Just now, you know that another guy's ball for stepping against that 13 minutes ago, right, sir? Well, it's again, because he has the mind of a child. He's like, I want all, I want has the mind of a child. He's like, I don't want all, but I want pussy and I want a massage. Ice cream. And they can fan me and feed me grapes. Yeah, right.

Holy shit, this guy's a loser. They're right. Anything else you picked up on? That's about all right. I've got a couple more if you want to keep going on them, but I think that pretty much sums them up more or less. Okay. Yeah. I think we get the point. Yeah the only thing missing was his biker gang friends that were on their way. Oh all right Chris you've done it clip number 10. Thank you. Enjoy this burger king after the road. Well I enjoyed it a

little bit more. I'm not allowed there anymore uh... and i think i'm going on tours and i think i'm a biker gang that said he's gonna stab me and i have a fact that's why if that worked at the burger king but that's a whole other show or all other time biker gangs wives work at burger king and just fuck randos i like the ending where he's like, but that's far too interesting to tell

him to use it. So he's going a tour because he's running for his life. Is that where we're here? Those are the tour that he wanted to get an out of where he is at every stop. Yeah, I don't want to be two or a thousand people. Love his show. If you want to murder me, I'll be at. You can murder me, but I'm not going to it easy. Yeah, you're gonna have to travel. Wow, wowie. All right, anything else, Mike, that we should play? Okay, in that case, I think it's time for our... Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week.

And this Gringe of the week is an interesting one. It came in for my boy, John Marlow, who was listening to this very program. He enjoys who are these podcasts. He listens to it on whatever podcasting app. And as you guys know, we do have some dynamic ads that come into play from time to time. And boy, is this one bad timing.

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So you're honestly now is the time to book a flight because it's gonna be pretty empty for a while. Or buy real estate for that matter. Yeah. All right, I have not done this in years, but I fucked up. I forgot to use the bathroom before the show. I really gotta pee.

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Rajeta. I do love the the auto too, especially on chair parodies, and that leads us into You suck Gaky yeah, now the last time we left off with Stuttering John We had mentioned that he was ending his association with the dabble verse. He had a swan song. We did an interview him and I on Tuesday. Then he went on a card of show Tuesday night. He got very drunk on there. We documented that. And then he said, that's it. I'm all done with any of this nonsense. And he does his political show on Wednesday, like he always does. And then what happens on Thursday? He said to him go next topic. Yeah, and that's it.

So he comes back on Thursday with his boy DG, Guy Dave. And he decides that he's going to highlight my cow bikini pick that Vinnie sent him. And really hammer me hard. That was the most carla carl. So he has it as background. My cow bikini pick. That was a consequence for the creep off. And he's very proud. He's about the first five minutes trying to position it.

Like things he could have done before he hit record. Right. And it was very embarrassing. He just proved he has no idea what he's doing. But then he finally just settles on having it right here. I thought he was gonna text you for help. He might have. I was busy at this time, but. I'll say, I mean, credit to you for going,

it's like an embarrassing, I'd be embarrassed if there was a picture like me, but you play along with the bit. But John is acting like this is leaked footage that only he has. Oh, I know. The bit he's doing doesn't make any sense. That's what's insane about this.

And actually, somebody sent me this photo of John when he's wearing the Borat one piece when he was on the tonight show. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, he was also in on the joke here. Just like, I was in on the joke with this. This is a consequence for the Cree Bob, it's on our Instagram page. This isn't something where he's like,

oh, I'm glad Vinnie sent me this because he caught Carl cross-dressing one day. Right. It's like how about the man? There's lightning there. It was done by a professional photographer. It was a whole fucking production. The frustrating thing about John is if you did show

that picture of him, he'd be like, well, that was for a show. Yeah, I think John's eye-dow. I know. I mean, again, yes. That was the most pleasant. Hey, Carl. Hey, Carl.

Hey, Carl. Hey Carla. Nice outfit. Hey Carla. I even explained you why I had to wear a Kalbikini, which is one of the coolest reasons to have to wear a Kalbikini, the review girl by show. Anyway, he's such a fucking moron.

He wasn't having it. He wasn't having it. Yeah. Yeah, so as you know, we are going to dissect what went on. And the reason why Dave, I talked to you, and I know we were against punching down. But I did want to focus on a few things since Since Carla seems to think that he's somehow won but she's out of his fucking mind because he didn't win anything.

Quite frankly, I kicked his ass. You got it. And now he is, his pride won't let him realize that. Oh, that's projecting right there. Wow, is that projecting? His pride will let him realize that. Oh, that's projecting right there. Wow, is that projecting his pride on him realize that? And meanwhile, all right. So I'll let the clip play and then we'll talk about it. And, you know, I know he, he is his pride won't let him realize that, but, you know, it is true. Does everything, does everything have to be a competition? John can't just be a friendly

conversation. Yeah. DG knows that I kicked his ass. So he's just like, well, maybe we shouldn't look it back at that and figure out who won. Yeah, we'll call it a time. Yeah, we have to get strategy. So he's trying to give John it out right now. And let's see this guy here. Huh? That's something that you can make a call to this guy.

Yes. Okay, fair enough? Yes. Hey, that's it. That's a fair answer. Okay. Dave is podcasting poison, by the way. He's correct.

He's terrible. And I don't know what angle he's playing. I highly doubt he's in this for the reasons John thinks he's in this. But who even fucking knows? Yeah. So John decided on Thursday to do a rebuttal show without me being there. He's a curlthics he won all these debates. Well, I'm going to tell himbuttleshow without me being there. He's like, curl six, he won all these debates while I'm gonna tell him why he's wrong without me being there. Doesn't that kind of prove that I got to ya, John?

Just him in the mirror. But you felt, yeah, right. He felt the need that he had to come back and do that. So I'm having to play any clips from that because it's just absurd. All the different reasons why I was wrong and he was right. I'm smart, I'm worthwhile. I'll be writing letters to YouTube with Johnny Kush. Right Probably will be he literally pointed to his head and he goes you can't compete with this

His fucking wet braid is fucking slip inside of a brain It's fucking pool side of a brain. He's just like you can't compete with this. You'll slide right off it Okay, Johnny's a sitcom character that doesn't see the irony like why his lines are hilarious You'll slide right off it! Okay. John is a sitcom character that doesn't see the irony, like why his lines are hilarious. Like, every time he points out his intelligence and his broadcasting prowess, it's sitcomish. If it was in a sitcom, you would think

that's an unrealistic line for a human being to say. Correct. And Mike, my plan was to get away from settling jacks. I feel like he's overexposed right now. But the shit that he's doing this week, I'm like, oh, we've got to talk about this because I'm going to let all of this go. The Thursday show, he felt wounded. He had to come back and he had to fight back. And okay, he's going to get, he's going to get the last word in and tell me that I was

wrong. So Friday, can we get back to doing whatever it is you think you're going to do now? Now that you're out of the dabble verse? Let's see how he starts the show. Yes, your day out of show Wow here it says here it says they found Wow, here it says, here it says they found real zombies in Kenya. Oh, sorry. I'm just reading the National Enquirer. It's amazing all the incredible facts that you can get from the National Enquirer. He's showing the picture of me. He's sketching your brain. What is that? That was brilliant. Showing the picture of me in the Calvacanian again to start the show. after the why do they podcast thing? And he's reading the national choir because one of the big things that really got to

him because he's talked about it a lot since then is I wrote an excerpt from Mike Walker's book where Jay Leno said why did we hire this guy? And they were talking about how they thought that John was going to wrote the questions he asked celebrities and when they found out he has no talent in him at all and no comedic sense, they were outraged that they offered him this job and took him away from Howard Stern because it was a terrible decision on their part. Anyone who works in the night show will tell you that. And John goes, oh, you can't believe what Mike Walker said.

He's a known liar. Meanwhile, Mike Walker was on the Howard Stern Show every week for many, many years playing the Mike Walker game where they would read three stories, you had to pick out the one that was fake. And I don't know, we're not sure if the Stern Show is buying it to the fact that Mike Walker knows the thing or two about behind the scenes and show business.

But not only that, his defense of all this seems odd because he's like, he keeps saying over and over again, it wears it as like a badge of pride of some sort. Where he's like, Jay Leno had nothing to do with my hiring. Right. And it's like, well had nothing to do with my hiring right It's like well isn't that a reason he would be pissed that you were yeah, yeah Into the narrative that I was presenting the channel's like why did we hire this guy? There was some executive at NBC who really liked him on that reality show

He was on and thought he had all this to do with on our stern show because John Bragg's on he's a writer and he writes jokes. And then he gets there and it's just like, oh, you did none of these things, okay. You fell for it. It got you. No, it gives these backsy's. That's right. I was talking about, we did a creep-off bonus show

yesterday that was really fantastic. And I was talking about, there's a guy who was pretending to be a veterinarian. And he performed a C-section on a chihuahua. And the chihuahua ended up dying and I'm like what a weird thing to pretend you could do. I would never do that, but at least like a community to pretend you're funny to hope you luck into it. You know what I mean? I mean, I made a joke who knows. It's possible. I'm also a veterinarian.

All right, so now he's gonna, and this is 42, because John claims he doesn't go on dabble or synonymous. Now we know he's all over Reddit. And so he pulls this clip from dabble or synonymous where somebody showed Alisa Jordanna's tweet. She tweeted out that she was hospitalized and John owes her all of this money for what happened when she went to Cape Coral and John blew her off and then they had to get a hotel and they had to pay for all this shit.

Plus, just if you're suffering from dehydration, there's no way that you, that's gonna cost you, that's gonna cost you $2,000. Okay? No way. No fucking way. It's just an intravenous I've had it done. It was made from 300 bucks. Is this girl?

How crazy is this girl? First of all, at least I'm not paying anything. I didn't tell you to get a hotel. You could have drove home. You guys want a drunk. And I'm not paying for your fucking food, you would have to eat anyway. What the fuck do you think I was gonna buy your food? You ready to get mine? I guess you don't know. That's fair.

Yeah, I know. It was kind of funny. Sean is the biggest cunt. He really is. So at least it's fucking with him obviously. And he had, I actually went on his show yesterday because they sent me the link. I went out for a little bit. We'll talk about that. So he showed me that tweet. I go, well, Alisa, she likes attention. She likes fucking with you.

That's why she put that out. She doesn't actually expect you to pay 400 bucks for a hotel, 300 bucks for food. And John's so offended by this. Oh yeah. I love the fact that she wrote that she was hospitalized from dehydration and extreme exhaustion. Because it's falling out with Chad.

It's like, Chad, why do you believe everything you read? You lie all the time. I just expect other people to as well. You don't lie digitally. Man, I'm sorry to tell you your exhaustion appears to be terminal. We thought sleep would help it, but it is not helping. I'm sorry to tell you your exhaustion appears to be terminal We thought sleep would help it, but it is not helping at all

All right, so this is funny because John wants to have Cardiff on the show because DG's busy this day I guess so he thought he thought Cardiff was gonna come on the show right away and Cardiff was not there He sent Cardiff the link one last time because if he doesn't wanna come on, I'm gonna give a fuck tight trip. But he said he was, he gave me his word. I, when I say I'm coming on a show, I come on. Well, if he's not gonna honor this request, then that's his problem. When I text you a dollar sign, I mean it. Hold on a second, John.

You literally decided to not come on my show after Kevin Brennan told you not to I had a text him that he's a pussy in order for him to turn around in his car come back and come on the show and just like oh man am I word unlike this cod of character but this is the problem with arguing with John because he would say but didn't I come on Carl Carl? And that's not the point. And that was a month ago. You were, I deal with today. Yeah.

I know you were definitely not going to come on it. You promised that you would. We had agreed to you coming. God. I love what John's doing now. And I don't know if he'll ever leave the devil first. Now I think he lives in it now because anyone who's watching a show is giving him money is a W. A. T. P. Listener.

And John is so easy to trigger when he reads these comments. Think I've had. Let's see Mason and Portland, thanks for the five bucks. You're sick, John. One of these crimes against one side. What crimes, Mason? Tell me what crimes. What did I do to anybody?

She comes in with a blaring freaking speaker, won't turn it off. The bartender tells her to turn it off. The freaking patrons tell her to turn it off. I tell her to turn it off. She won't turn it off. So I get the hell out of there. That's comes by my house. That's what any caring would do.

I know. Detroit dab. I think it's about to turn you a very rude to OJ. I have. That's what any caring would do. Detroit dabble things with five bucks. John, you were very rude to OJ and B. Dabble. You should apologize. They are both the loving dabble versus O.G. is otherwise to treat them with respect. You.

The dabble. There's Detroit. God. What I love about this is that John got out of this. He was done. And when he left, the devil versus on life support, it was over. It was hard. It kind of was in tears.

It was, it was, no, I mean back in November of last year. Oh, okay. I was in tears. He ended the devil versus it was over. Oh yeah. And now he came back in And this is where he lived out like he he brought it back. I bought a house here

He brought back the devil verse and now he lives in it and he can't get out of it He stuck in the devil verse. It's fucking incredible. He's like reading his couch. He's like fuck you He doesn't get it. He more fucking with them all the time Why did Vinny say you called his wife a bitch? John versus the rest of the world. Yes, that's what he needs to team up with fuck Zubak. He's like to deal with Tom Myers. Holy shit.

It would be fascinating if you could get a sober, John explain it like, you know, Dowsen with truth serum or something. You have to explain. Because he really believed on Tuesday, like I'm done forever. Yeah. And then by fucking Wednesday, he's back. It's crazy.

It's crazy. You know what I think happened? I could be wrong about this because he's left, I think he still has the video up from our conversation on Tuesday on his YouTube channel. And he takes everything else down. But if it's not,

you can always find it on our Patreon. Patreon.com, so I see where these podcasts. Not the point. The point is, I'm guessing John went back and watched that again and went, holy shit, I look terrible at this. Carl fucking got over. So then he's like, why have to do a rebuttal episode? And so he did all this research and he did all this stuff. Like, one of the big gotcha moments he had, I explained to him that intro thing with the walrus guy is stupid because I never wear a flannel shirt. I just wear t-shirts when I'm on my show all the time

and I wear glasses. It's not what I'm gonna have to look at all. So John's big gotcha moment was he found a photo of me from LinkedIn when I used to be like a business professional where I was wearing a flannel button up and I wasn't wearing glasses and he goes, that's what I said my guy, that's why he did that. Him for credit, I was done.

The point is that people know me from who are these podcasts. You're wearing a flannel shirt and I don't see well, Chris could you tell me as you wipe the egg off his face? Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. It's time to jump. I'm just. He burned you. What I love about what's happening on John's show now and a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice.

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I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. I'm a juice. Why he's doing it or call me out or something? I know that card is trolling me. I know that he is. But I like him. I find him funny. He shouldn't.

So as long as I can trolling back by kicking him out, although he got a little butter. It's not me trolling it. No, hold on a second. So he's doing air quotes for the word butthurt right now. Got a little butthurt. Chicken little syndrome card. I just have a light outside the verse.

You know, I love one Carla. He's making fun of me for doing this. Oh, okay, how about this? Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim You know what? Cardiff trolls me by making fun of me unknowingly. I troll him by kicking him off. It's like I'll also be trolling at the store later. It just means everything. It's a new combination. It's a new sick of fans. Yeah, right.

Yeah. All right, so again, I am in his head. Because as soon as he starts fucking around, he can't run his own show, he knows that I'm gonna clip this and play it and goof out. It's gotta get ahead of it. Let me find my history here. knows that I'm gonna clip this and play it and goof out of it. It's gotta get ahead of it.

Let me find my history here. Let me see if I can find it. Full history. Where is the vice to show? Oh look, John wasn't prepared. Oh, this is where we, Carla. This is where we goof on John because he doesn't know how to work stop.

You mean like you? I caught up to Vinnie Paulina, you didn't know what the fuck you were doing. And then you didn't even know your fucking password that you had to get on and you'll blame and Vince and you called Vince's wife a bitch. So please, you hit the crit. Jesus, little self awareness, please.

Oh, that's a good one. You could do it. You could do it. You could do it with him. Yes. Little self awareness. I think, don't, oh, I know, I could find it. Yeah, it's like,

fucking guy. No self-awareness whatsoever. You really broke him. Because he knows technology now doesn't mean he knew it then. Because he didn't know it then. Yeah, obviously. Oh, so he's going to the past. Huh.

Seems like a hypocrite. He's so stupid. Isn't that just how learning things works? Well, like, I'll explain it because I don't think you understood the clip that somebody played him from me on the creep-off. It Vinny Studio, which they call me the Carlson, the Wi-Fi fucking blows. It doesn't fucking work. So he is hard-wired into the internet with an ethernet jack. I don't have that for my machine when I'm over there. So I wanted to email him a link and I couldn't get on the fucking internet

And so I had to get on a different Wi-Fi network. I didn't have a password to and John's going this guy doesn't even understand how the fucking internet works I would have loved to see John in that situation. No shit No fucking shit. Um, can I just write it down on a post it? No, I'd give it to you Is that a good way to give you a link? Can I, I'll send a moment to you. And John is so stupid that he sees this clip and Vinnie and I were fighting. You know, it's not real obviously. We were fighting over me calling out his wife.

Who's the sweetest person in the world? I love Jess, but it's so stupid because he's like, and then you can't figure out the wife I password and you call his wife a bitch. Right. What's up with anything? She's a sweet lady. Yeah, I know. Figure out the Wi-Fi password and you call his wife a bitch Jesus sweet lady Halfway through that he didn't have enough

Nothing also you're a jerk. I'm so I'm so in his head. It's got to be you Torturous to run his show now knowing every time you fuck stop start stammering fucking things up Well, I could drive Amanda drink Well, I could drive Amanda drink. Let's hope that doesn't happen. Oh, no. But as a premise, it doesn't work because he's saying at one time, you didn't know how to run technology, even though you do now. It's like, oh, you think you're good at math. Well, I happen to have your second grade report card here.

And his satisfactory, I see. Yeah. So he's confirming that you improved exponentially. Yeah. I'm a space force says, Alex Stein worked John pretty hard today. He had a cut him loose. Interesting.

So Alex Stein was the guest on beer on the balcony because yesterday he didn't have a guest line up yet. So he must have got an Alex Stein last minute. Oh, I gotta watch that. That's exciting. It's a little teaser for the back set. So nice. I suppose.

All right. So apparently John's only income right now, because he's now substitute teaching. He's not doing stand up. He's only source of income right now, are W-A-T-P listeners, who are giving him super chats. Right. Let's see.

I'm sorry. There we go. Let me get to the super chats here. Here, let's see. I tried to call KC today. Cool car cashing things with us. You told Carl you wouldn't do hypocrisy. Please say, I changed my mind. Hippocrite. Yeah, right. Am I allowed? Tom Brady said he was retiring and then came back. Is he allowed? Get some furniture. I was just gonna say that. Fucking reverb is impressive.

Before we have to do stick to everything that we say that we're gonna do. Dude, dude, dude, dude. It is true. The great like Tom Brady of John Melendez. I swear to God. I tried to see just, I came out of retirement. I'm not sure. Michael Jordan, Tom Brady.

I'm not sure. At least Brady got a head coach fired before he got a retirement. Michael Jordan Tom Brady. I mean, he's Brady got a head coach fired before he got a retirement. This is the only way I make money. I'm just going to keep doing it. I thought long and hard on it. I can selt in with a bunch of people. DG Cardiff. That's right, that's right.

Thank you, boss. You didn't. You fight back when Carl was asked for that. I did fight back with Carl I called them out for the inquire Fuck off You kidding me. I called them out for so much shit We get the super sickle's up there. It's nine of that sets Canadian and it comes from a person named first name

Ne second name gears third name news a person named, first name, knee, second name, gears, third name, news. Jack goes, I'm not going to read that. Good, good move, Jack. He's catching up. That's right. Yeah. I don't like the news. The word, the rarely leads to good things under YouTube channel.

People are starting to catch out a little bit. Okay. This is the greatest moment. I was watching this live. And I was like, I didn't want to do a John segment today. And then I saw this. I went, well, I'm definitely have to talk about this. So finally Cardiff joins the show Or does he

It's so obvious. This is not Cardiff and John just fucking follows for it. Cardiff electric Hey, Cardiff. Oh, hello John Good can you hear me? Yes, I can you sound crystaliff. Oh, hello, John. How are you, pal? Good, can you hear me? Yes, I can, you sound crystal clear. Oh, good. How are you? I'm doing well.

So let's just say I hope you enjoyed my appearance on your show. Oh, John, it was a work of art. You were great. Oh, that card. No, seriously, I hope you liked it. No, you were fantastic, John. We loved it. What was your favorite moments from that

show? Probably when you took a piss. Why? Why? Because it was fun. Got to see your environment and you pissing. I thought it was our incredible, you know, you know, I thought we had great conversation. Yes, we did. I did, however, John, I did not like how you treated a good friend, O.J. Oh, come on, I was kidding. John has the bar set so well. What was your favorite part about me being drunk on the stream the other night? And it's like I don't know when you took a piss

And John's just like whoa, what about the other things though, too? You remember that John you what did they want? I'm gonna say the the whole time I so I actually was also listening to this live Okay, and the whole time I was like what am I? What bit is John doing here cuz clearly it wasn't card, but I was like, what am I, what bit is John doing here? Because clearly it wasn't Carter, but I was like, obviously, John's playing along. There's no way. I think higher of him. He reduces that every day.

It's annoying. It was so insane because there was that disco Bob douchebag in the chat, just in all caps going, that's not the real card. I'm like, what are you fucking, I was already. I was already. I was trying to do it. I was trying to be weird. We're having fun except for you, Retire. What are you doing right now?

You forgot to give us homework, man. Yeah, like, shut up. We're doing something right now. I just couldn't believe that, cause yeah, just like you, I'm like, well that's obviously not, as soon as he came out, it just looked like Cardiff, it's a solid cardiff.

John, I mean, this tells you a lot. And I think that obnoxious John O.J., who's playing Cardiff right here, figured that John would catch on very quickly. So they didn't know what to do. So finally, had to just reveal it to John. How about them Yankees? It's just so fun to know.

And then I gave you some psychotherapy. It was nothing bad. So I don't, you know, Brian Clouder told us nice to see the real card. Yes, you have a lot of fans card. I know they love me as they love you, John. So what else, so what else is going on in the devil verse? Great question. Well, John, what is going on right now is you are not talking to Cardiff electric. Oh really? No, this is not cardiff Wow Wait a roll

Really it sounds like Cardiff This is really obnoxious John Great impression No, no You fall for everything All right, I gotta say I love the bit But I really wish obnoxious john stuck it out for the real card of to come in and say John That's an imposter that you're right potato wars that would have been hilarious

John has to murder one side which one's real that way to do funny So you're right card if does join the show But Johnson dumb we can actually do that We can still do it. Yeah, no shuffling again. Oh, I could be card to oh hello Yes, yeah, but have glasses on my crooked fucking team Hey, card of. Oh, hi, John. I thought you were from Minnesota. All right.

So then Cardiff does show up by the show. And so OJ turns into Candy Corn and an orange and a couple other things. And then Tuky shows up with the greatest arrival to ever have out of podcast in my humble opinion. See now, Cardiff, OJ, I like you to a lot more than this guy. Hey, what's up, man? He was gonna say ninja. What I saw that real time, fucking lost my mind.

Now, quick pick behind the scenes because Tuky's hilarious. He's the one who kicked himself off because he set that whole thing up to make it look quick. off because he set that whole thing off to make it look I'm alive and destroyed with us with every 15 W-A-T-P-Live.com doing things like that Fucking amazing you know it was too key because there's no way John had that good of timing So funny okay, so then the tookie comes that. And they pull up that picture of me that John used to base the wall or sky off of and they decided to play a fun game. And I'm excited to play along with them, but I'm going to do it in my mind. I want to hear what they come up with because

they're going to come up with as many jokes about me as they can. So we need to see John's mind is comedic mind working real time. Let's see what kind of roast jokes he can come up with off the cuff. This guy, head writer for the cream abdual jibbar roast. This guy wrote fatty patty. He wrote fatty patty off the cuff. Off the cuff.

Still can't remember how it goes. Which I'll show you in a minute. But this is a credible rare. I was gonna say how many insults can we come up just based on that photo alone? Okay, let's hold on let me find it again. It's a card to kill with the idea. Johnny need to come up with the idea.

And I just want to point out if people who are watching this right now, this is exactly what OP turned into. Both John and OP both turned into talking to puppets and animations. And letting them run the show. And being the run the show. And being the most entertaining show they've ever done. When all of a sudden it's like a fucking potato and a puppet out there and it's just like,

whoa, now we're having fun. Yeah, because you have no fucking talents. That's what I don't mind having these guys out the show. Right. Fun game we can play. Yes, it is. Hold on. I got dibs on weak chin.

Weak chin. Oh, that's right. Okay, hold on. Yes. Oh, you got him. Week chin. Oh, right. Okay. Hold on. You got him. That's where I was going to go. Why is that at first? You know, okay.

Hold on. Start thinking, too. It's not it. It's easy. It's the easiest game we can play. But he's so handsome. Thanks to get rid of his troll. Not John.

Oh, good. All right. Hold on. Hold on. I'm getting it don't worry. Why didn't the kiss lead to more John with... Oh my god. Why didn't the kiss with Robin lead to more John? Why'd you stop there?

Because I was dating Karen maybe.. Oh Karen one too many John. Karen was beautiful Yeah, but she was a bummer. All right. Now my photos up here. Let's go. Here we go. Perfect. And no Susanna and go Yeah, he does have a weird chin doesn't he? Weak. It's a weak Many of you Bags under the eyes Can we focus on the chance Let's see JC penny great hairline JC penny hamburger that fucking shirt he must have got from JC penny. Yeah, I John I think you got it from JC penniless

Yeah And or did you get it from the gap which goes with his fucking teeth? There we go my teeth don't have a gap. Oh That's not the one thing right with them. So one thing I don't have Something's one thing I'm going on my teeth is a gap He's just like yeah, he's got a shitty teeth. Oh, there's a gap right now. I was watching this at home But I wanted to make come on you could do better than. Jesus Christ. All right, there's still more though. So far he's gone with JC Penny Hamburger.

Yes. And I bought it at the gap. Okay, let's see what else does he's got. Good one. We're good here. Yeah. Oh, I'm symmetrical. Non-Symmetrical ears, old non-Symmetrical ears, Carl.

I'm about to. Ha ha ha. Or maybe it's a bootleg shirt. Oh, that's it, hold on. All right. I have an idea about it. Looks like he. Let's see. This is chiperson. What? Why is the white iso droopy? Is that where holy shit? Mike, you're right. You're this is hold on. I got one. This is exactly chip chiperson holy shit. I have to watch them. He's got

a fucking teeth. Yeah, I have to watch this again now. I can't really pick up on this. Or maybe it's a bootleg shirt. Oh, that's it. Hold on. Um, how about it? Looks like he, let's see. Hold on. Why is the right iso troopie? Is that where the four seps grabbed him and ripped him out when he was being born? If you got to let John, we hanged out to dry there, dummy. Hey, my chicken just got here. Don't here. Oh, Ron. He never came I love the card of something that game because he knew he would of course show that John has nothing But card of you just let him yeah, even Tuky knew to just get out of the way on that one Yeah, the only time dead air is okay. Yeah, that was the time to just let John foil for a minute and see what happens Oh, that is the time to just let John Fwell for a minute and see what happens. Oh, man, it's coming to me.

This got so I got too many jokes. I can't get him. Oh, right. There's too many clogging it up. This guy. So then John gets KFC delivered to his door. He goes and gets it. He comes back and now he's finally got his joke for me.

He's finally got you guys. He has the delivery guy. He's got a joke. You got to go to the lines. Oh, the new Lenin Neembyshoke is hosting in search of this episode, looking for Carl's chin. I say, for the five bucks, you have to love this having potato. Leonard, who? Oh, I got to hear that.

I got to hear that one again. He could not spit that one out. It wouldn't have been a funny joke if he did not even close, but he missed this by a mile Oh the new let it nearby is hoax is hosting in search of This episode looking for Carl's chin every joke has been about my chin because card of plan of that seed Yes, the great Leonard knee-buy Yes, the great Leonard Nebai. Wow, whatever the fuck he said. Wow, okay. So all these puppets and animations are fucking with John and they decided song time. And this just gets fucking incredible here. This is the best episode of Sesame Street.

I don't know. You think we're too much? Can we get a four piece ensemble of fatty patty? You anybody? Oh, you want me to get my guitar? Three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, four, fatty, three, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, This is like part three like the wall. Okay, I could find that's good point. I don't know. I think though. You think too much can we get a four piece ensemble of fatty patty? You ready? Two. Oh, you want me to get my guitar? Three, four.

Fanny. Fanny. Fanny. Fanny. Fanny. Fanny. Fanny. Fanny. Can we do like a row row row your first part? Like we all start again times. Petty Petty. Can we do like a ro-ro-ro-ro your boat? Some of us are starting. There we go. We all start again times. Uh, Petty Petty. Petty Petty. Actually, I think we should... I honestly think we should try the ro-ro-ro boat, your thing.

Yeah, I want to do that. What if we just went like, Petty Petty. No, no, I mean, let's do ro-ro-ro your boat. Oh, okay, let's do robo robo robo your boat No John first We're going in order of celebrity status. Oh John Then OJ then tookie go You have celebrity status card

Yes, go John. Okay No I don't know how to feel. It's the 40's that you think it's ever happened at John on Jon show by far they got even close anytime Jon's pontificating about his career can we just play that yes yes I want you all to listen to what Tuky the I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man really is on his own. I'm just trying to wear a Tuky's throwing John now. What? That's Tuky. Oh.

Tuky likes John more than a friend. That one knows that. Cock sucker. Okay, so I'm in there and they're talking about Kevin Brennan and I just put a little post up, I just say FKB and then John brings it up on the screen and he goes, this is the real Carl and immediately he's like,

send him the link, he's watching the show, send him the link. Watch how reluctant John is to send me the link. And he does one of his tellers that I've been picking up on recently. This is really Carl up. Oh, he's like, I'm running. He doesn't like Kevin either?

Send him a link. Who Carl up? He can tell you why. Do you want me to say a car? A link? Sure, but yeah. Okay. Now, I want KFC.

He's so scared of me. So, OJ goes, set him the link, and Jagger goes, oh, right. The guy you were just talking to me. So fucking funny. And then, do you want me to, do you want me to send the link just like oh? Yeah

He is so afraid to talk to me. I guess but telling them to be nice right? Okay, so then I come on to explain why I'm angry with KB and John should be two because obviously it would have ruined our shows that we had together. We had two great shows together, him and I, and KB tried to ruin it. And so I thought this was a appropriate comparison that I made. Okay, so everybody doesn't like Kevin Branding except for me. Is that what I'm getting? You should be pissing them too, because those two shows that we did together were great. First off, we can all agree on that.

And they also put some money in our pockets John He tried to fuck it up, but but Carl He didn't he didn't succeed so I don't care. I mean I did it all right, but Hitler didn't take over the world But he tried to What do you mean you're not mad? Oh, he didn't succeed. That's not a good reason. I thought that's a pretty good dick comparison Right if the intent that really is the problem here good reason. I thought that was a pretty good comparison. Right. It's the intent that really is the problem here. I'm not saying that KB killed as many Jews. I don't want to everybody loves the rest. We don't know that he

didn't. We know not right. We don't know the right. I've been a lot of history books written about KB just yet. We're not there yet. So we don't know. So John goes on to talk about my house a lot. John, this is weird. The square footage, you know how much I paid for it. You know the difference between what I paid for mine, what he paid for his, he talks about my pool, he talks about the freshwater canal,

okay now I'm just showing off. The point is, is that he explains that his house to my house is exactly 1.4 miles. And I'm like, dude, this is getting weird. And so this super chat shows up. He does not understand. All right, nice. I thank you for two bucks, Carl.

I'll check you windows with nose prints. I don't know what that means. If he's your peeking into my windows. I just, we just drove by. I was just curious to see how far I was away from you. Stuttering John struck things in five bucks. Carl's gonna end up show-faring John around since John is a carless loser.

Okay, so that got really weird when John was talking about all of that. So, I'm enjoying this, what about Bob's situation that is orchestrating itself down in Florida? You got, there's no way he doesn't end up at your house at some point. I'm not digging it. It's so weird to produce a Chris and I are going down to my house tomorrow. Yeah. And we've been invited to meet up with John at a bar and he's gonna buy us around a drink. I don't know if he knows that you're gonna be there. That might be one too many drinks

for him to go. Right. But this guy looks tequila. I'm gonna have to finance this. But separate checks please. Yeah, right. We will not be going to that. I'm gonna have to finance this. But separate checks, please. Yeah, right. We will not be going to that. I brought it up to my wife and she had this look of horror on her face. I'm like, no, we're not gonna go meet up with Josh. She's like, okay, thank God, yeah.

John, my wife does not like you. I don't know if you know this, but you talked about how I was cheating on her and then you were flirting with her when you were pretending that that was her in your chat room, like you're a creep. You know, you told them all that in confidence. You're a weird fucking creep, John.

We don't like you. We don't want to hang out with you. It's not gonna happen. And I don't need, he thinks that like a round of drinks is the greatest thing anyone could ever accomplish. I'm flying to my new house and I need a round of drinks of Suddory John. Anyway, that my favorite super chance

that came up during all this, someone wrote, John looks like doesn't go to the gym, Hanson. Which was hilarious. So I went on to ask John if he would do, because that was the other thing. John, I didn't want to pull all the clips of me talking to Jack, because it's very confused. I'll just tell you what happened. John goes on to say, because he's letting me promote our live show, because, do I mean, if you want to pay me, I'll come to your show.

I go, John, it's going to sell out without you. We don't need you there. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. But I said, we should do a roast. We did a roast of Carl and Vinnie. You could have two different people, either headliners of a roast, everyone goofs on

everyone. And let's do John and Shuly will sell on a theater to be amazing, or the roast of John and Shuly. And John a theater to be amazing or the roast of John and Shule. And John is such a chicken shit. His response was, oh, I can't be in the same room with Shule without kicking his ass. I would just have to, I would get physically violent. Well, he sounded like an animal.

Yeah, he sounded like an animal when he was saying that, because he's also a guy that's like, you know, no violence. And then if you bring that up to him in a month or whatever, he's gonna say, I was kiddin' around. Right. I wasn't actually up, but he was very serious. Yeah, he's just a chicken shit

who knows he can't write a joke to save his life. And so he just tries to find a way to get out of it. And I even said, I go, well, bring security in. Well, whatever we have to do, to make sure that it doesn't happen. And he just, it's so weird because no one has said more rude things to Jon's face than me. And for some reason, he's more mad at Shuly than he is. That me for some reason. He's like,

I would do a rose with you, but not not Shuly. Well, also, can you answer this for me? Does Shuly say that he was more successful on the Stern show than Jon was? I can surely make that claim that he had more of an impact on Stern. He doesn't. He did say something. Because John's been hung up on that. I know, he did say something once that rubbed John the wrong way. I can't remember exactly what it was, because that was part of the hypocrisy police. Okay.

That he paid his dues. But John seems to think, John seems to think that Shuly was treated differently. Shuly had to go through Gary Delabate in order to get into the studio. And it's just like the rules changed with Marcy Turk. It's a very different atmosphere there and John seems to think that he can just run into the studio anytime he wants and get on the microphone and that would certainly not be the case in today's Howard Stern world. That's now how that works at all. You know, think you can walk into the studio today. He might have a

little trouble. I think you might have a little bit of trouble. Yeah. Trying to pull that off. Oh, the other thing that happened on the show is, John goes, why do you think I didn't ask OJ to sign my knife? Because I've made that statement. John brags about this. I go, because he didn't, John. You haven't talked to OJ

since after the double homicide, because OJ wasn't doing red carpet events after that. He wasn't going out in public and looking for people to fuck with them. And John's insistent that it happened. He goes, all right, where did I find the tape? Of me asking OJ to sign my name. I said, hundred bucks.

Okay, hundred bucks. So then he's looking, he's scrolling around, he's searching Google and stuff. It's so funny, because at one point, too, he's going, John, this isn't a show. What are you doing? What's going on? I was like, hold on, hold on.

He's texting with me, he's texting with, he's looking for this video, he's going, John, this isn't a show. What are you doing? What's going on? I was like, hold on, hold on. He's texting with me, he's texting with, he's looking for this video, he can't find it. So then he calls Doug Goodstein and puts him on speaker phone and he goes, Doug, didn't I ask, oh, Jay to sign my knife and Doug goes, yeah, you did, John. He's like, see, I told you. So then John starts texting me. He's like, Doug Goodstein just said it happened.

So he told me $100. And I said, no, the bat was. The bat was. And Doug even said, he goes, I wasn me $100 and said, no, the bat was. The bat was. And Doug even said he goes, I wasn't there. But yeah, that did happen. So Doug wasn't even there for it. Richie Wilson was there. According to John.

Also, John's probably told Doug the story 10,000, so in Doug's memories, like, yeah. Right, so. Right. Right. Yeah. If I didn't get out of talking to you any further, I will agree with you.

What's gonna wrap this up, John? Yes, is that what you want? That's the thing. By, wasn't I the king of late night? Yes, John, you were the king of late night. Can I go? My kids are hungry. Yeah.

I have a family. Right. So then, John's just like, oh, okay, you're gonna try to get out of the bat. Well, you know, I guess you need the money more than I do, which is so laughable. I'm just like, okay. Did he respond to that? But John's already trying to change the bat

and now people in the chat after that were going, well, if you can't find the video, but Doug said you did do it, then maybe you owe curl 50 and he owes you 50. I'm just like, you know, that seems right. That's crazy. That's how bad it's working off. Schmuck then most.

So, I don't know what's gonna happen with that. That's crazy. That's how bad's working off. Schmuck then most. So I'm gonna sit there. So I don't know what's gonna happen with that. I'm so waiting for the video to be produced. But John thinks that if he gets richy and dug to agree with him, then I owe him $100. This is what he thinks is gonna happen. But he also owe me a lot of drinks.

So I don't know where that's talking in that out. Even Stephen. Oh my God, that was the other thing he said to me. When he was talking about this bar that he goes to these oxen to the mites You got to meet me at this bar. They have live music and and Carl I was trying to leave he goes whoa. Oh, they have Michelop ultra drafts. What? Yeah, can I what was that is he calling you a lady because that's a lady's beer or what what I didn't understand Why he told you that I don't know do you told you that. I don't know. Do you drink that? I do.

I like Macaultra. Okay. I like that as well, but does he know that about you? I don't know. I don't know why he told me that. I've been to a million bars at Macaultra on drafts. It's very popular.

It's not like it's something where it's just like, you won't believe what they have on drafts. The drafts are actually amazing. They have butt-light, Macaultra cores again. No, I know. Every place I've been to has these things. Every beer under the sun. Right.

It felt like I was missing something because he told you as if like, Carl, the search is over. Yeah. We finally found a place. That was some of the weirdest shit that whole interaction. But anyway, it was very polite.

We didn't engage, we didn't get into it. I told Johnny, kicked my ass on that last show that we did. So he'd feel better about himself. Good. Yes. So everyone is feeling good about themselves. Which is why I have to bring up this other podcast that I was checking out this week.

And I don't think we've talked about this one before. It's the Elf-Raken podcast. And there's a reason why I was checking out the L-Franking Podcast. And that's because this particular episode was a crossover with one of our favorite podcasters. This is a joint podcast. two eponymous podcast. Yes. The Al Franken podcast and the Sarah Silverman podcast. Yeah. What made you as a collid the Al Franken podcast? Good one, Sarah. Good one. Oh, there it is.

You still got it. So these are two, what I would call a list celebrities, right? These are, these are very big names. Al Franken, of course, Asinawa Wom, he's been a comic since the 70s. Yeah. And Sarah Silverman, of course, is a big name in comedy.

For sure. And so I thought Sarah Silverman's show had the worst format of any comedian show in the history of podcasting, because she literally gets people to call in and talk about how their dad just died and they have cancer and they don't know how to deal with that. And Sarah just goes, aww. Turns out Elle has figured out an even worse format.

So you and I have different podcasts, which is great. And I do two things. I do public policy. What? Well, no, it just makes me laugh. That's what I do two things I do public policy Well, no, it just makes me laugh that that's what I do is I mean as opposed to I've been I've been now listening to comedy Pigeon like by comedians right and they don't do public They don't do public policy. They don't do like yeah, they don't talk about public policy They don't have their guests usually aren't like, well, who is your last guest?

Neil Cacciol. Okay. And he was the former solicitor general, which is the solicitor general argues cases before the Supreme Court on behalf of the administration. That's boring. You're boring everybody. Who it boring everyone?

Pretty exciting stuff, I like. And not only can you tell that Al Franken is still very, you know, exciting. He's got a lot of charisma. But also, like I remember we covered this on my show, like maybe close to a year ago at this point. Al Franken was on, we might be drunk with Mark Norman and Sam Morill.

Yeah. And they were talking about Phil Hartman. And they came up like how he died or whatever. And Mark Norman referred to Phil Hartman's wife who murdered him as a cunt. And Al Franken goes, that's terrible. How dare you? And he was like, Siri got like uncomfortable.

He was mad at Mark Norman for using the C word with Phil Hartman's wife. If there's one person you'd be angry with, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's Andy Dick wife. If there's one person you'd be angry with, I'm sorry. It's Andy Dick, but if there's two people. Right. Right. All right, so I noticed there

because I was watching you during that clip. I noticed you weren't laughing at that. I was drifting off a little from being honest. Yeah, you weren't engaged, you weren't laughing. El was laughing. I want you to pick up on this. El left like Dr. Hibber. Okay. He he lasted everything he says for no reason whatsoever. Mm-hmm. I see you have researchers. He has cases.

He has Jews don't count. Yes. Well, that was my point. And he who's brilliant. Yeah. Uh, and has claimed this on his by hasn Hasn't actually checked it out. After I had asked him about it a couple months for when I met him at a dead-end company show. This is me. Let's talk about you. No, this is, right. So, well, he could say, buy-pock.

What the fuck is going on? What is he giggling about? It sounds like the producer's room on your mom's house or something. Yeah, it's like they're losing their minds. It actually reminded me, and I'm sorry, I'm stuck in this fucking vortex, but it reminded me of when Suthering John

was doing those beer on the balconies with comics or comedy writers. Oh, right. And he thought every conversation they were having was hilarious. So they'd be like, yeah, I got fed from this night show after one year. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha enjoying this is uncomfortable and it's such amateur hour and okay so let's see if we can steer this conversation in the wrong direction immediately because

you just heard Sarah Silverman bring up by-pock by-pock is yeah black and indigenous people of color you are very conscious of this stuff and you've talked about on your podcast which is yeah, which is good. Like the latest, uh, lingue and stuff. Yeah, and it's really important. Yeah, I think language matters, you know. Yeah, and the show has reached a new low.

Oh no! Language matters because we need to police that. We need to police language and of course what people think and what their opinions that. We need to police language. And of course, what people think and what their opinions are. We need to police all of this. That's why I talk about this. It's very important that we do this. It is so condescending to refer to BIPOC as the latest lingo. Like all the kids are saying.

And what did he do? Hell frankeness. This guy was a senator for Christ's sake. And it's such a rude thing to do. Like Al Franken's obviously an old man, an old white guy who's trying on some level. And she's like, yeah, I mean, what do you mean? You don't say BIPOC like Christos. Right. You don't know about this. Now we're going to get into, they're going to talk about obviously the patriarchy here, but they're going gonna turn it into a comedy bet.

And you're gonna love this, Mike, because, like I said earlier, this is amateur hour. Now we're gonna see with two great comedic minds when they come up with them, they come together and just have a conversation. People are so uptight about changing with the times. Like, like, herstory or herstory. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. It's a her story. You're developing your stand-up now, why not? Her direct to me, I guess men can't even get a his direct to me.

That's right, and yet it's called a his direct to me. How awful is that? You suck! What the fuck is going on right now? These are two comics. Who are like, we're, we got us up in here. All right, let's keep going. Her's direct to me.

Okay, cause the guys can't get it. Right, right, right. Cause you know, his direct to me, it's not even his direct to me, it's his direct to me. It right, right, right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a nimbron show. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Okay. These people are fucking boring assholes. One of the things I like about you is that you are self-critical and interest, you think about what you've done in the past and have expressed regret for stuff you did. Well, yeah, I mean, you regret sure, but like also you can't change it. You have to like, forgive yourself. You're not burdened by your regret.

I know that. I am not. I acknowledge it. That's a gift, by the way. Did you know that? What? To not be burdened by your regrets. These people used to be free speech hippies.

And what have they turned into now? What is going on? You have to regret everything you said in the past that was funny, but now it's offensive. Only while you lick the other prison's ass. Forgive yourself. Yes, while licking the other prison's ass all the whole time. But not just that you should regret it.

It's so kind of sending to say, do you know what I love about you is your regrets? Oh, it gets even worse. I didn't want all the mistakes you made. No, I feel horrible about that. No, listen to this, it gets even worse to that. This, by the way, for my listeners, is why people, and I'm talking about people who know Sarah love Sarah. Ah.

Because she regrets jokes that used to be funny. And she no longer tells funny jokes That's why people love Sarah Silverman. That's why I love Sarah Silverman because she can't be funny anymore. That's in her bio Stop being funny in 2008 Sarah Silverman Congratulations, but you as I love that you wouldn't be famous if you started your career today right? Isn't that the the main thing here? The fact that these assholes who are all self-righteous now put down other rising comics because they're doing the exact same thing they used to do, but now they're not allowed to.

Like, I got famous doing that stuff, but you're not allowed to. Why? What the fuck? Why are you changing the rules? Also, you see, they just don't want me. Hey, Al Franken, dickhead. How about the picture you took that everyone just donned on me. Hey, Al Franken dickhead How about the picture you took that everyone ruined your fucking life over no shit? That was a joke Yeah, I think he's got a couple regrets this guy alongside of this one

Yeah, yeah, the me two movement came in and grabbed him pretty quickly I know they really do eat the round which is funny. Okay, yeah, so apparently El took over for Jimmy Kimmel one time and Sarah wrote a joke When Elf Reagan filled in for Jimmy Kimmel man, she still got it this one boy. That was a great experience doing that Thank you you you helped I did help a little bit. I wrote a joke. I wrote one joke Yeah, which was Los Lobos. Was my music guest, or the music guest. And I asked Guillermo what does Los Lobos mean.

And you gave me this joke, which is, he said. The Lobos. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What? It was more the dine. Stinks. Dine of my. Sir, it's about the delivery. Come on, you dumb bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tell him to start submitting to Kimmel. I seriously, I don't know what he's waiting for. All right, Mike, I can tell that you're laughed out. It's too much fun.

Let me just play this last clip for you because this is where I tapped out on this episode. Okay. That's one thing I noticed about Nadsmire up Trump, but when he was president, you could always tell when, you know, he does his best when he is like off the cuff, you know. He's very talented off the cuff. Well, he's, he does his best when he is like off the cuff, you know. He's very talented off the cuff.

Well, he's, he really is a comedian. He's just a comedian that wants to go on the road. And instead, he's decided to ruin America. And they're in the Trump amount. Okay, these assholes cannot stop themselves. They're talking about Trump. He's not even the president. And they're just like, you know, that thing about Trump, when he tried to ruin America, I always love. I don't want to bring about Trump. He's not even the president. And they're just like, you know what? That thing about Trump when he tried to ruin America?

I always love. I don't want to bring him Trump, but I'm going to go for it. Yeah. Let's get into it. If I was out of friggin' I'd be like, yeah, what about Reagan? That cock suckers. Sarah's like, I'm not touching that one. Yes, that one's too hot for me. I can't do it. Too many emotions tied to that.

Mike, I know we're going long, but I did happen to find that Patti Brokenskall posted a brand new great job awesome about Stavros. What's his name? Hellkius. Hellkius, thank you. I was a hard type of an outing his last name. But he did it one on Stavvy.

It's three minutes long. Let's check it out. Because nobody, it's ever- But he didn't want on Stavvy. It's three minutes long. Let's check it out. Because nobody, it's a first-earned John. Nobody roasts people as well as Patty Broken Skull. That's true. And now I'll say this, I've seen Stavvy perform stand-up twice. Both times were completely different hours,

and he killed both times. He's a very, very funny guy. Same thing. And what's crazy about it is that I listen to Come Town and went, this guy's obnoxious. He just laughs at everything. Then I saw his Instagram and I went, okay, this guy's kind of funny.

And then I saw Santa, and I went, oh, this guy's hilarious. He's really, really good. So let's see what Paddy's hot take. It's going to be here. Brick of fuck! Pretty no fuck you! There's a saying that goes a little bit like this. If you don't take care of your teeth, which we can see, what does the stuff we can't see look like? And with this comedian, it's pretty clear it's worse than anyone could have imagined.

Now this comedian you might not be aware of, and if that's the case, I'm so proud of you, but today we're talking Stavros Halkias. Now Stavros Halkias, a Greek comedian, also known as the weakest link from the Compton podcast, is... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The weakest link from Gumptown is Adam Friedland. that was the whole bit that was the joke was it still the joke It's not the end of the show it's Nick Bowen proving the guy sucks That's all that show it's so now let's do it anymore. I'm like I got Nick. I get it. You're very funny

Do it show without this free time It's it's fascinating to watch patty do this because it's clear what he's trying to do is replicate like what you're doing with podcasts or what like that. I don't know if you've ever seen the two lazy to try channel. Of course, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. He does a great job. But Patty's trying to replicate that, but he's picking all the wrong targets. Right. Like I heard him when you guys talked about him one after are you garbage? Like are you garbage is one of the best

Podcasts going right now. It's very funny. It's a great format It's the best way to interview a guest I think and he's just choosing all the wrong people and it comes off that he's jealous and bitter about it Yes, and that's kind of the problem with him going after guys who are successful and also Universally loved it's kind of the problem with him going after guys who are successful and also universally loved. It's kind of the problem with that. The weakest link from the Compton podcast is atrocious. Not only does he have a exaggerated laugh that could rival Bert Kreischer, he looks like

he survived a fire. Now congratulations if that's the case, but I imagine you just look like that. That was the worst tag ever. He looked at you and said I was about to fire. He probably didn't, but I don you just look like that. That was the worst tag ever. He looked like you're savoury to fire. He probably didn't, but uh oh, maybe he did. What? Hats off to you if you didn't know what. Kudos.

Also, surviving a fire, you would look like your skin would be a different color. I don't even get the reference there. No, there's a lot you could poke fun about. Yes, it's over. It looks right, but that one victim might is not what comes to mind. No, if it was Kevin Brunner, he said that, like, that's a pretty good joke. There we go. Even his minimal improvements in his appearance, like getting a new front tooth, he is easily

the hardest comedian to look at. He has the look of a guy that's never talked to a woman, but the personality of a playboy that owns a yacht. He seems like a guy that would love to wear a robe all day and display tantric sex books all over his place. He's inspired by guys like Hunter Biden and clearly thinks he will cross over into Hollywood portraying the disgusting neighbor.

How do you connect those two things? He's inspired by guys like Hunter Biden. What? And clearly, it thinks it could be the disgusting neighbor in Hollywood? Well, here's the thing is like, if you listen to Stavros, he doesn't, I don't think he's doing much research.

I don't know if that fits with his stick, but if you listen to Stavros at all, he's going out of his way, like he's grow, he's bald and growing a ponytail. Yeah. he's going out of his way to look ridiculous He said his dream would be to play like the fucking Dufus neighbor in his sitcom. Okay Paddy's picking all things that Stavros has said about himself. He's Stavros is in on the joke. He has the exact wrong take about the right. He's doing his act

the joke. He has the exact wrong take about the right. He's doing his act. Okay. Yeah. Right. The only thing is he will never cross over and he is actually disgusting. If I had to guess, Countdown probably split up just to avoid being in the same room with this steaming pile. You actually quit the show. You quit the town. They were no mad. Yeah. They didn't want him to. He graduated. They were making, how much money were they making on Patreon? Over 100,000 a month. He will over, I think, yeah. And when he left the show. So the other two guys just like,

why would you want to stop doing the show? That's where millionaires now. What are we doing? Right. And Patty's thing is like, yeah, they probably wanted to buy it there because he sticks. It's impressive to watch him have like the wrong,

the absolute wrong, the one take you can't have about someone Yeah, it is impressive. I agree Now I can make an exception for a funny guy being average looking But when the funny guy is worse than average looking only kind of funny and always talks about sex I'm out because not one person in your audience believes you actually get with women It doesn't work for attractive comics. Why would it work for Dr. Robotnik's autistic nephew? Except for it does work. That's the problem it does work. It actually works very well. Yes. He actually crutches with it. But okay.

The guy isn't even funny enough to talk about women as often as he does. On top of that, he's 5'6", 400 pounds, and his dick is uncircumcised. Who are you trying to convince that you're not lonely? It's... He again does a self-help podcast where he talks about like he struggles with does he want to settle down and have a family. Like that is everything he's saying is wrong. Like good for you, if no one's going after Stavros Hellkis and you think you are capable of it, good, you should. You should be the one guy on the internet doing something different than the opposite, whatever it was.

But he's just not capable. He's not finding the right lane. It's difficult. It's difficult on to pull off, but he's not doing it. It's like somebody gave an in-sell that drug from the movie Limilis, but it was made out of pudding. Okay, that joke does not make any sense. I think it's a fat joke, but it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Also, if the drug was made out of pudding, would be put out of the same effects? Right, I think made out of pudding is putting that. It's delicious. So here we are, seeing this dude making content, doing podcasts and taking allegedly provocative photos of a greasy potato and claiming it's him embracing his sexuality. Yet most of us would rather see Lizzo wear that bathing suit from Borat. So why is he rigged?

Why are people paying attention to this? Are we expecting to see some sort of Bobby Kelly, Tom Sakura transition from Stavros? Highly unlikely. He's leaned hard into being a degenerate, but even that doesn't come across as believable It comes across as an act like everything is a lie because he's clearly had to lie to himself for years Otherwise, he would have just stuck it out doing a podcast behind a paywall without video So sick burn I'm not sure what point he's trying to make right there

The guy I think is a degenerate, but he's got a shit together. Yeah classic patty Mail them again the burn on come town is like it's a podcast that didn't have video that made a hundred thousand dollars a month Then they did in a living room somewhere with shitty equipment and so Yes Daddy, what the fuck paywall without video Yes! Jesus fatty, what the fuck? Paywall without video. So to conclude this, I ask, what is this personality type?

Because it's certainly not comedy, to me it just seems like a dude that was never hooked. Because we all remember a time when Stavros was shaving his head, embracing the missing tooth and wearing Tommy Bahama. Yet now he looks like a guy you would avoid walking by because you're afraid he's going to ask you for money. He's always looked like that. That's part of the bit. You know what it just made me think of is like when you when you reviewed Come Town, that was I think the first episode of your show that I listened to. Okay. Because I heard them mention it. And so I checked you out. And I was like, oh, he's wrong

about this podcast. But from his perspective, I get what he's saying. You know what I mean? Like, if you've never listened to podcasts, I get why you would think that. Whereas when I'm listening to Patty, I'm like, I don't get how you're getting drawing these conclusions. And I appreciate that, Mike, because we did get come down to wrong. But if you listen to the episode that I listened to in the clips that I pulled, you would come to the same conclusion. And I saw it in their sub-rightico, well, I get why he's saying this. It's a real just saying. He's like, I get with Patti, I'm like,

how are you getting there? I don't get it. But sure, that's comedy, sure, it's funny. And yeah, he should make a bunch of money doing nothing but laughing like a two-ton skits of front of Kainah. That's where it comes off. It's a little bit of a jealous right there. A little Tom Myers going out.

Yeah, when you start talking about how much money someone makes, that's when I was like, oh, you're angry about something else. Subscribe, share. All right, subscribe and share to my boy. Great job, awesome, from Petty Broken Skull, coming up big for us. And speaking of coming up big for us,

coming off his amazing week with Stuttering John Melendez, probably on eight of the other shows I missed. Cardiff Electric. Oh, hello. How are you? I am doing well, Cardiff. So wait, this isn't OJ, is it? I don't want to get fooled.

Yes, Carl. This is OJ. Ah, damn it. Fool me. Cardiff. Yes. My last appearance in the dabble verse for up to two weeks. I will be disappearing, maybe never to return. Really?

Why is that? But stay subscribed to my Patreon and YouTube to find out, because that's the only way you'll find out. Don't cancel while I'm going, I'm just going on vacation. Yeah, that's what I figured. Well, deserved by the way, because you have been working your ass off in the dabble verse. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

You're in trouble. At at this than my real job. Yes. I believe it. Yeah, we all believe that because all hours of the day and night, I see you on there. We played clips from your guys show with Stuttering John from yesterday that of course I came on to and then you left. I mean, a little offended, but I got it. Yeah, the John keeps asking why is it?

Why won't Cardiff tell me his name? Maybe this one is employer to know. He's on with Tuky at two in the afternoon. Good point. It is Tuky that I most embarrassed about. Yes, that is correct. You know what I didn't get a chance to talk about that I wanted to bring up?

Have you seen now the vice dark side of the 2000 shock jack two part series? I'm not seeing all of it. John is played. Okay, so I watch both on pieces. And it's insane because vice is a shit organization. A lot of people don't know this, but vice is owned by Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia and government owns vice. My God. Yeah, take that one for what it's worth. So vice decided to create this documentary

where they get all the opinions about open Anthony from Stuttering John and some guy who had a podcast that I actually enjoyed, but it's the guy turns out to be kind of a piece of shit. But what's crazy is the big gotcha at the end of all of this a two-part series where they talk about how open Anthony went on to fail miserably and Howard still to top of his game and they're showing like how amazing Howard is and it's like Howard shows unlistable.

I don't know what you're talking about, but okay, if you say so. But the big gotcha moment at the end is they show Anthony's Danny Brand video where they're in Anthony's living room and him and his girlfriend are having an argument. I don't know how they get that cleared to show that on television. It seems illegal. They would just show a video that somebody took from somebody's house when they're in the middle of an argument. I don't know why that's appropriate.

Why do you make this distinction at television? Is there any different than YouTube now? It's vice. Yeah, you're probably right. the television, is any different than YouTube now? It's vice. Yeah, you're probably right. When I worked at E-bombs World, we got a TV show pilot. We had to clear every single video that we played. We had to get it cleared with all the people

who were in the video. It was a big deal. And I just figured that that's still what's going on now, but apparently that's not exactly Tom Brocaw, Nightly News. No, obviously not. So they played that video, and then for some reason, That's not exactly Tom Brokaw and Nightly News. No, obviously not. So they play that video, and then for some reason,

because I think John's going to game that video, and for some reason that transitions into John going, animate for them again! And what's nuts about it, this is the way that the whole series ends, is they show the tweet that Anthony put out that shows John's trans son with the tweet that says, this is the funniest thing John has ever made.

And John is like, up in arms with how offensive this is and how detrimental this is to his child and his family and then he puts it on television. So my point to everyone is that John is a fucking phony. If he was pretend that was offensive and hurt him or his family because he couldn't wait for the gacha moment to get back at Anthony and put that on television

for everyone to see if it was really that terrible. He wouldn't want more eyeballs on it. He would want fewer eyeballs on it and he's still bringing it up. He seems like the kind of guy who would literally shoot himself in the foot. Yes, yeah. If you do remember during his hiatus,

that was one of his rare tweets when he went out soliciting for screenshot of that tweet. Yes. I believe he provided it. He definitely provided it because yeah, he was looking for that. And I don't know why they have still doing John commenting on what happened to open Anthony.

He wasn't a part of it and he's got an agenda. He says he had no idea, he knew so little about the open Anthony show that he didn't know Anthony was racist. He didn't know Anthony was racist, he didn't know he was fired from the show. He did Anthony show 10 times. He thought it was gonna be the co-host.

He was hoping to become the co-host. And when I call him out on that, now he goes, why didn't know? I didn't know any of this stuff. And now he's on vice as the expert consultant. As the expert on the open Anthony show in Anthony Cumbia. Just fucking insane. Should have called me. Yeah, it's current if it would have been a more legit person, even Tuky, especially Tuky. Oh,

just imagine how horrible you would assume a documentary is if you found out they got any information from it, stuttering John. Well, I don't have any respect for vice, but I happen to know a lot about everything they were covering in this with Howard and Mancow. And oh, that was the other thing too. John claims he didn't know that Howard talked about fucking Mancow's dead father's skull.

He's like, I don't remember that at all. It's like, what do you mean? How do you not remember that? You were on the show. I think Kurt, if you were calling him out of this, he was on Howard's turn at the time of the day. He's like, I do you mean? How do you not remember that? You were on the show. I think Kurt, if you were calling him out of this, he was on Howard Stern at the time of his day. He's like, I didn't know about that. He said he was answering phones,

which I imagine a lot of the calls were about that. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, it may have come up. It's so insane, John's selective memory, and how much that helps him out. But anyway, it just proves that John's a hypocrite because you can't both think that what Anthony did was terrible and put it out for all of the world to see.

It was the exact tweet that he claims was so horrible that it couldn't be his family still hasn't recovered from it. He didn't want it seen, yeah, his family. That's why he went on Anthony's show to quell the fires. Right, Anthony, which by the way, I don't know if anyone's pointed out, that doesn't make any sense. That tweet was after that, right? John always says that he went on Anthony's

show to, uh, because his wife asked him to. So you Anthony would stop making in front of his kids, but that timeline doesn't add up. I don't know these at timeline, but it would have been brought up on that show because it never got brought up on that episode. So you're right about that. Like why would he not bring that up? Right. Like the whole thing was about him and already, oh, here's another thing I want to talk about

before we to catch an alien. Harrison Young, somebody messaged him on Facebook and said, you got to go on Carl's show and explain the rules to that living room baseball game he plays. Absolutely. I know I transitioned very awkwardly, just now I apologize,

but I just saw the Harrison and the other thing I the wall I think that's why I put it on John's hypocrite so here's the other place baseball game in his living room fun fact a fun fact a blind mic never has horrible transitions like that because he's never distracted by things on the wall that's true true. That's a good point It's a good point. The more you know, blind mic is good. All right. What else we got crack That's his brilliant transition place something for me. What's that crack crack? What's that?

What's blind mic is ruining are you laughing? That's odd area. Sorry Mike. I love you very mean So Oh, I'm there you. Sorry Mike. I love you. I mean. So Harrison Young on Facebook said that he would come on my show To discuss this because I do want to talk to him about the rules of this game. I'm fascinated by these he's had a 118 seasons seasons season. He's like gone all the way to championship games 118 times over the past two decades. I penance everywhere. I wanted out this works I want to know how he wins or loses. I don't understand it. I penance everywhere. I wanted to know this works. I want to know how he wins or loses. I don't understand it. I forgot how to get in touch with them. He got drugs. Twitter. I could find that. I think he, I if I remember, he's phone number. He prefers the phone. That's right.

That's right. He wouldn't even respond to my tax. Thank you for remembering that. I'm like, how do I get you must have saved his number? He called Tuky at like 6.30 in the morning last week. I think looking for your number. He heard from Vince the lawyer that Tuky had your number so he reached out to Tuky. Did Tuky give him my number? Or he's probably to answer. No, he did not answer. Hold on, let me see if I have my phone. I have. You have him? I do. That makes sense. It does make sense. That makes nothing but sense. Have you been on a show yet?

I have. That's one of his greatest episodes ever. Of course. Of course it was. All right. I don't see him on my phone. You have to give me his number and I'll get that set up. Because I want to talk to him.

585. No, no, that's not his number. I can tell you that. All right. I think we've done it all. It's starting to move on. We need to catch an alien Mike you ever catch an alien before I think I think I must have yeah last time I was on probably I think I was not Successful but I have well that's what I'm asking. I'm asking you've ever actually come on. I've never been successful Okay, all right. I think you do all right. You're do Mike. Let's

strap in for this one. That's a long one again Cardiff it's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch An alien are you ready to play? To catch an alien It's like a men that do mashing. I think this is serious. Yeah, okay. We'll master it It's a cry for help at the end of the day. I always white dudes though. Well, well, there's been a few Yes, I'm gonna fool black eyes on the kids. Yeah, but they haven't made the news because they're black No, I don't know they have made the news. There was a Spanish one not too long ago. There was a black guy like shot up the school

Um, I think it was uh, I think I think it was school. Yeah, very rare though. Very rare Crazy, well, let me tell you what it is. No, it's not, it's not, well, this conversation is so retarded. I can barely fucking take it. But it's a person. I think a Spanish person. I called out E-Rock for that. I'm like, well, they're not Spanish. It's people from Spain do that. So Spanish means, but okay. I think it's because they don't have girlfriends. And I'm gonna take this out of the tape book. I think school shooters are because women aren't looking

in their neighborhood for their boyfriends like they were back in the past. We're looking on Instagram that going somewhere else. And so when a kid is born in a place, he has horrible parents. And those parents don't prime them to get a girlfriend. And then that turns into resentment toward girls and girls and like him. And then he, how is that about like black versus white?

Oh, well, I'm just showing you how I'm telling you how school should know. But we were like, what? We wonder why we have an agenda. You're white people. Well, I, I will say because I've done some research on this. Most school shooters are on SSRIs and have a very dry penis. That is very true. Both of those things are the problem. I'll be damned.

Who knew? We were like, what? We wonder why it's usually white people. Well, I think I just think it's the neighborhood and plus the fact that I think black men are more desired these days. I feel like I don't know. I can be wrong.

I don't know. I feel like I don't think it's about that. It's like white and black. You don't think so. I think okay, so this is my fuck up opinion. I think it's because one, they had a bad childhood. Yeah. They beat the shit out of them, mom beat the shit out of them, collected them. Something happened that when they grew up, they got like that. Or, you know, usually, just usually the black person, and there's always black guys at school that are so fucking good at sports. Right. Yeah. Just always are. Right. All right. And then they hang out with other black people. Right. So like, friends, the running back is fucking killing it. The guy who scored 20 points. You know, sports that

comes back. Yeah, it comes back. He lay sports. Play sports. Can you look at what ethnicity commits suicide? What? What? You know, they have the black guy that can get a cheeseburger seven times a day. They never ripped his hell. Ripped like you. You worked out for a year. And this is what I'm talking about. We're gonna have like six years. Like, and they're just and you know, Jack, like you live like a two pound pound. Yeah, no rain. Everything is great. Right. And then you, right, like saying

school, you're gonna hang out with other black guys, even the fat orky one that What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices number one that didn't get that extra bone B acts like Steve Erkel next Lives in the suburbs. Four. Didn't get the moonwalk genetics.

Lastly. Has a white mom to catch an alien. I think that's a reference to President Barack Obama. I'm not mistaken. That last one. All right, I always like to go first. I think it's gonna be B Steve Irkel because I think Tommy, the space alien,

has done a lot of research on the human race. And he knows that the only dorky black guy to ever exist is Steve Erkle. What say you blind my Gary? Well, I like that card. I've had to be racist in order to tap into the Tommy's mind and right reasonable answer. You keep wrote this. Okay, sure he did. I'm going to go with a because I've been surprised if Carter for wrote that but it's possible. Would you like to explain it, Mike Geary? Uh, no, I wouldn't actually.

No. Jimmy the Greek. Um, yeah. Producer Cress, what's saying? Mike, I'm sorry I missed. What, what was your answer? Uh, a, the, the bone in the foot. Hey, comment.

I'm going with moonwalk, uh, genetics. Moonwalked, that was. That was my other option They're mostly fun. So I let's find out Mr. Blast and you right like saying school you're gonna hang out with other black eyes Even the fat orky one that didn't get the moonwalk It's like a culture thing where they're at stick together genetics

Don't Should I never I that would be the last one I would affect moonwalk genetics It's a thing come on Black eyes even the fact or key one that didn't get the moon walk It's like a culture thing where they are they stick together stick together right? We can't look in dance. Okay. You know why guy can rock a dance like a black I can't

I can't make a jump like I just want to swim. Don't contest. Yeah, that was a good. But he's like one in a million, right? Yeah. Okay. So even if there's an African-American kid that had a rough growing up, he's still with

the popular rights. He's got like friends and like a community. He's got a community he can go to. All right. I just want to point this out to Tommy, the space alien, that even though most NBA players are black, not most black people are NBA players Very important take to know Is your wife you little one the hour please let him finish his 1987 stand-up comedy bit

And when they drive a car they'd be like this like this And don't you don't want to be in a movie theater And don't you don't want to be in a movie theater? Oh! He's been there! But the popular writer, right? I see what you mean. He's got a community. He's got a community he can go to.

That's your way people don't really have. And if he's in the hood, and he's in the hood. He's got more of a community. And he's selling drugs or whatever. He's got a family. That's his family, right? And all those doing something illegal, they're keeping his mind. Mine don't like them. He has at least in the white area. Yeah. You're shitted on as a kid

at home. Then you go to school and now you're picked on at school. You try to do the gangs. The gangs don't want you. The gangs don't want you. You can't jump. You can't do shit. Yeah. And now you're getting picked on by the popular white kid. Yeah. I did it. I wasn't asked why through cupcakes and all that. I was waiting for him to say black privilege. I was on point. But so now you're going to beat down and they pop. And once that trigger snaps, so now you got beat when you grow up by your parents or even just neglected or whatever maybe or you didn't live up to what they wanted you to be.

I mean, he's like, actually, I've been thinking that you're going to be kind of like a kid that doesn't look right. You don't see his aliens playing. You don't see a time going on and then I shoot not a school. No, it's usually ugly dudes. An ugly guy who's staring at her. But also kids. Holy shit. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the Moonwalk

genetics to catch an alien. It's got to go. God's out of this fucking show just recently. I mean, I agree with that. You're saying it's just the it's not shit. It's shat. That was the big issue. Yeah, but luckily him Tommy and the only fans model figured it all out. So fucking hot. They're coming again. I always And they're coming again always. An alien.

What the fuck are moonwalk genetics anyway? Dr. Steve? Brought to you by No subreddit surfing this week on vacation. Collega September 11th. And your brain has got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about. Go. Oh, God. Did you say September 11th? You're coming back? September 11th. We'll be honoring The brain has got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about.

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He only celebrates September 11th. Okay. So that might be the angle you have to take. Fair enough. Wow. September 11th is becoming a big deal right here. you have to take. Fair enough. Wow. It's time for 11th becoming a big deal. Right here. It's also my sister's birthday, my poor sister, born on September 11th. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait you. Card electric, YouTube, Subreddit surfing, you'll remember the 90s, all the channels,

everywhere. Or just turn on your computer. Right. I know when John docks me and he goes, oh, the car was all overliked, well, I'm not. But Cardiff is literally all over YouTube. You can't miss this guy, Adieu.

It's a September 11th season two of Subreddit Surfing Starts. So be there, or be square. Oh, fucking going up against Monday night football, you guys are nuts. Who is the hardest part about eating vegetables? Who keep? The wheelchairs. Please do it again next time. In my video, so we find out what's up around.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, I'm reporting. Starting in the mushrooms of morning radio. Get out and show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Great job, everyone. Let's see what's going on in the news. Internet news with losing type box. From Discord, John Jemingo Proclams. Podcasting, where X-Radio personalities go to flounder. The good Reverend Shitstain asks, isn't Baby Maker usually a term for a woman's fat ass? Punished Geist? Holy fuck, this content is insufferable. Like, I'm high as a kite.

Everything is funny, but this is miserable, man. In regards to our parody song winner, Go Go Gadget Wang writes, Not bad, I've heard worse, like every isotope song. Rek has this to say about the jacked up review show. If they changed their theme song, it would be perfect to fall asleep too. Japanese fart enthusiast? I-I don't even get buzzed from it. That's because you're an alcoholic, John.

From YouTube, Yoke's 27 shares, John doesn't get buzzed after eight beers because that's what he needs to get cast the shakes. Ryan Everson, John doesn't have $20 for a haircut, plain and simple. Also, anything he admits to drinking, double it, grandpa cream pie, John is missing his straw hat and hanker chief,

selling snack cakes. Captain, well, wow, opines! Carl chets the line between friends and enemies really well for someone with two club feet. Wet socks entertainment might be a poet. How lonely do you have to be to go to AC just to hang out with KB? Sean Bronx, why is this universe of nobody so fascinating? Brandon Troy, John is Richard Pryor compared to Karen Brennan. Sir Dizzle, they're all carny hacks. Nothing is real when there's a buck to be made. Dr. Scotty Jones, if you are sleeping after you smoke crack, then you are not smoking crack.

And Stella B21 plays us out with. But seriously, where can one find a decent garbage plate at 3am? I rest my case. Cardiff, we don't have any review girls here today, so I will look to you our review potato. Is there any reviews that you have for us? I just realized there's no review girl I'm looking right now. Alright, very good. I did realized there's no reviewer when I'm looking right now. All right, very good. I did send out a link to a new network,

somebody tipped me off on. I think I said that to you as well. Today. I'm looking at it right now. My sister-in-law is texting me photos of Melton and KB and ski mask. All the stars. Yeah, they're hanging out with all the big celebrities.

Oh, there's Adam. He's hashtag Team Ray apparently. Wow. They think the internet's coming to life and Atlantic City right now. And there's Ray, Ray DeVito. What are they doing? Are they doing a show?

Or what's happening? They are hanging out in the lobby of a hotel. That's what raised crashing at night. That's where he raised gonna sleep. Oh boy. All right, Karate, if you got, uh, just one. Okay. Just one.

An oldie but a goodie, I believe this might be. So it's one side. The whole show is filled with characters doing dumb voices and weird trans things at the end. Hey, what do you mean about that? Yeah, what do you mean about that? What's talking about it's tremendous. Is that a five-star review? Oh, it's a one-star.

Oh, damn it. This guy's the worst. This is why he's no longer the review girl out of the show. He always finds the worst ones. All right, I got some voice mail. Remember last time I played Doug from Good Times Great movies? He was on the voicemail, and then he called back after that,

but it was in between when I checked my voicemail. So here he is again. Sorry Carl, let's talk again. One more thing, your show has really made me realize something. I am so into two stone chicks rolling their arms. Didn't know this was the thing for me before. The problem is that Cardiff ruins it every time. So maybe your editor can just loop them. I don't know, two minutes at the end and you could just mute the potato or hang up on them.

I don't want to pile on and say that Tukki is great, and Cardiff sucks, everybody says that. Nobody says that. I think there's room on the show for both of them because yet Tukki is great. And this is nice doggy. Perfectly serviceable. Just use that potato. Roons it every time. And that's it.

I'll fuck you later. Hi, this is for you, doggy. serviceable just use that potato ruins it every time. I just said, I'll fuck you later. Hi, this is for you, darling. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, made him powerful, I didn't mean that. Radio, I thought I started the Radio Wars earlier today, but no. This is the real Radio War. It does great movies versus... Cardiff's starting mailing YouTube. Doug's gonna fight his windows all starchy.

Carl, I watched you with John on Tuesday. What a disaster he is. You're a goddamn saint for putting up with him. Almost makes me want to subscribe to the Patreon again to watch this. But it's an exercise and futility. So even deal with John, I feel for you. I still like produce a Chris more than you and Vinnie and Cardiff and Jay Jangles. They're at least in the top ten of people on the show.

What? Don't call me back. Why don't you even curate these if I were to play one of my... Fuck is my problem. Can I just say Doug from Good Times Great Movie, his phone number is... Take Carl, let's jump to Jay. Oh, is it a sailor mood a cartoon? Who's jerking off the cartoons?

Carls, have you not seen like an animated Disney film within the last, I don't know, 50 fucking years? All those animators are super fucking horny, and it's very easy to tell. And for us, horny is American animators in cartoonists, or Japanese cartoonists and animators are ten times as horny. And because of that, I have busted many of that, not the sailor Jupiter. Anyway, Anyway it's 2023 we're jerking up

the sailor mood. Get with the fucking program handburger. Don't call me back. Hot tank. Yeah. It's like it's the expert. Well this is why why Mike and I get along because neither was jerk off to cartoons. I never said that. Oh, damn it. Open your mind, you bigot. Try not to make an assumption, I guess I shouldn't. This is why we're friends. That's hilarious. You know what I like about you. You're not currently checking it to a cartoon.

It's funny you bring this up. I'm trying to get guests on from the hijack off the cat cartoon subreddit I forgot what the call oh shit, but there is one So where is all right? Gary and San Diego called in and used up the entire time a lot and he's on my voice But I'm gonna give it to him because he's one of my favorite voice ballers. So I'm gonna want to, Gary, are you coming to Detroit? We have such a star set of the event. Cardiff's gonna be there, producer Chris.

He could do the crowd work after. Oh, that'd be amazing. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I eagerly listened to John's podcast on Thursday. The one where he was gonna turn over a new leaf and no longer punch down. Right. Well, that didn't last. No. He spent most last half of the podcast punching down on the Rico trio, then how he's more handsome. He's a better comedian. He does better gigs. Even though he hasn't done any comedy gigs in quite a while.

He was really putting down the Rico Trio. I got nice unboxes. This went on to putting you down because he was comparing his house and took Coral to years. How his was better because he didn't have a real small pool like you did. And he's not on a dirty water canal like you are. Right. So his house is better and his mind.

And he wants, even if he want to be near a canal, he wants his own boat. Oh, that's the other thing too. I know. He says the dumbest shit. He's like, I don't want a pool. I'm going to get a boat. Yeah. I want a spaceship. Yeah. Oh, he says the dumbest shit. I don't want to pull I'm gonna get a boat Yeah, I want a spaceship, but Oh, that was the other thing too John goes out and out about where we live in Cape Coral and how close we live in our house

There's not the ship and then he shows that at least it's your Dana tweet where she goes I drove away to Cape Coral and he's like oh things are docks at me. I'm like John It's so fucking out there at this point. that's not what doxing means when you talk about your house and keep coral over and over again and then somebody goes yeah I want to go visit jadecac coral oh they dox me everyone knows well I love what he's been doing I guess he's always kind of done this but I've caught him a few times lately doing it where he's like I can't think of an exact scenario but let's you know so my friend Todd oh I shouldn't say of it in exact scenario, but let's, you know, so my friend Todd, I shouldn't say his name, should I?

Let's just say a friend of mine. So my friend just said it, John. No, he literally said, Johnny Goldstein. I shouldn't give her name, not her whole name. That's not her whole name. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's Goldsteinburg scene bird actually is a whole thing and he could go in the uh...

in the ocean on so that was one thing he did then he put you down by sand you're on a major thoroughfare major highway where they're gonna be building a strip mall and he didn't want to be in a major highway like you are. So he's putting you down. You have too much traffic.

I explain that on his show too. Are you sure you still want to go? I explained to him, I go, John, there isn't a traffic light for miles around my house. We're in a very rural part. Yeah, but I read his stop signs. He's like, oh, yeah, but you know, they're building car on. It's going to be. And I go, what year is that going to happen? He's thinking about it. What year is this? And he doesn't want to be on any major thoroughfare and he says, I'd never buy a house on a major thoroughfare. And I practically hit the ceiling when he's dead that I guess he can't remember this place in Kanoga Park,

he's right on a rascal boulevard right across the street from the home people. So that's a major thoroughfare right through the San Fernando Valley. And he'd never buy there, but I guess he got short-term memory left. And maybe early time set dimension, I don't know. But he couldn't help but put you down.

That was one of those big things. Putting your house down compared to his. So that was very interesting. And so much for turning over a new leaf after talking to a head roll in front of him from that band that he went in. Collective Soul, that went away quick. Talked up to, anyway. I'm a new man.

That's about it for now. I do want to talk to you about John trying to get into the comedy fantasy camp that Jay Leno is putting on in October and John's trying to horn it on that but I don't think anybody will hire him to be an instructor for the comedy fantasy camp. He's going a little wacko. I also have a fantasy that I could be a copics someday. And he's a psychotic narcissist. We can't help people down. Okay. All right, Gary, let's get your thoughts together. Let's get bullet points.

I appreciate everything you're saying, but three minutes is a long time for a voicemail. Even Cardiff who loves scary San Diego is going, all right. What are we doing over here? You should hear the voicemail. He leaves me. Just drones on and on. I used to hear the card. It's going to be a Gary's show tomorrow. all right. What are we doing? You should hear the voice mail. He leaves me just drones on and on. I used to hear the card. It's going to be a Gary Show tomorrow. All right. This is Nate from Flint.

Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, man, I say a lot of jokes on your voicemail, but this is 100% real. Does he? Bro, you should have seen when John was doing to you from a mile away. You could see it on his face that every time you wanted to actually have a rational discussion about something, he was shooting right over to the superchats. And I don't know what you were supposed to do at that point, but that was deteriorating to sit there and watch you be manipulated like that.

It's a no-win situation, man. You're dealing with an obstinate child. And then for you to say, multiple times, I got to get out of here. I have a life. And then for him to just suck you back in with more bullshit. Come on, Carl. You know you're better at this yet than John. And you let I don't know. It's just right. When started, this is 45 seconds or whatnot. I'm not timing it. But now I'm famping to make sure it gets over 45.

Nate, go back and watch it again. I was not manipulated. John did not beat me beat me and he said go back and watch that one again there i think it was that we've all been talking about it he got the job john obviously is gaslighting you call yeah i guess you don't even see what's happening i guess that yeah you're right i'm a fool he's trolling him all right deluxe call it in carl deluxe left coast coming out with a pervert watch. This mic more is one

sick puppy. First the defendant Epstein and then yesterday on the show they were talking about some that the dog needed help finishing up so to speak. And he was, I've never seen him like this. He was animated. He was so excited. I thought he was going to whip it right out on the show. I mean, he is just a pig. All right. Great. I was likely. Bruce, you got to get out of their page. Have you want to see that? Nothing gets Mike Morris talking then a dog about to die. Is that what he's saying? No, this dog was getting an erection. And the only way to get the erection put back in the sock or whatever was to loop it up and red raqqa. Yeah.

This is a big topic on the BS show this past week. That's good stuff. Yeah. Who hasn't had that problem? Sure. Oh, yeah, I just want to say you're some of the younger generations, love and OJ. I was about five when all the shenanigans happened. Shenanigans.

Shenanigans. You talking about this 2000 yard season in a 14 game season. Is that what you're referring to? Greatest running back of all time, OJ Simpson. Go Bills. I will watch the naked gun. I will. Go ahead, go ahead.

I like the police showing up at the murder site and saying, well, some real shenanigans are going on. Hey, Madigan's go out around here. I thought too much is already. So top four, yeah, Flut. I grew up watching naked guns, so I will always love OJ. Me too. Yeah.

I still wear the knockoff Chinese jersey on Bollafee Bay because you can't really get a real OJ jersey these days. But he can, he can cut my wife head off. I'll still love him. A bunch of people. I think a lot of people can say that. For sure. All right.

Gary San Diego called back with a shorter. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Well, I have a piece of advice for you directly from e-sla sandaless uh... do not pay john that hundred dollar bet on oj if you interviewed oj unless they could come up with a bonafide tape right

uh... his so-called witnesses a richy wilson and scott the pace or whoever it is that don't count he's got to come up with bona fide witnesses. Correct. Not bona fide witnesses. Not he's confusing me. He's got to come up with a bona fide tape. Right. The proof that he interviewed OJ. Okay, that's it for now. Talk to you later. Yes you will Gary. Well Carl the Welcher. So people were saying including Tookie that it was Gary Garver who asked OJ that question. So I watched that tape and he did not ask OJ that question. So I don't know what's interesting.

Yeah I don't know what to believe anymore. I guess someday we'll believe you're a hundred dollars lighter. That's what I believe. Well maybe it's possible. All right Paco calling into the show. Yeah, we're so proud of this is Paco. I just posted up in the crowd like a band is, you know, smoking a frowl, watching you basically destroy John on his show. Got you.

You know, it's a number of Patreon guys. Nice. And I'm able to watch that. It's pretty dope, man. It's amazing how delusion of this man is you know. It really fucking blows my mind out. You know what I'm saying? Get it I mean? I do. Kill me. Kill me. Anyway I hope you guys have a wonderful Saturday. I know a Saturday in New York. It's also Saturday over here in Arizona. Fun fact. All right

man I'll let you guys go. Piece of shit. Oh yeah, shout out to Andy, Chuck or Andy. That was a fun fact. Saturday in Arizona. Oh, no. Breaking news. Okay. I found a clip of Gary Garver asking OJ a knife-related question. Oh, holy shit, can you play it right now? Do you want me to see how can you share it? No, I'll bring it up on the screen if you have it. Hold on. Look at Cardiff. Work it quickly.

This is big. This could be... The question was different. He didn't ask him to sign his knife. Okay. But he did ask him a knife-related question. Hold on. Okay.

He was on the floor doing his life. Doing this. Live. Okay, here this is exciting shit here when OJ attacks Hey, OJ can we talk to you for a second? I'm popping out so out here I'll just how's your golf game going. How's the golf game going? You're good. You're going? Now he was stuttering.

That's why John stutter was bad. I think you'll hold John 50 bucks. He's that me? Hojay, you know you're going through this battle with your children? Is it asking, are you kids the most important thing in your life? Don't you, which people will leave you alone for the sake of your children? Come on. This is the video I just watched yesterday.

He doesn't say anything about a knife. What are you talking about? Well, I thought he asked him if he had his knife sharp. That's what the title of the video said. Never mind. Never mind. Shiver and the mist. Never mind. We're watching the animation. Breaking news retraction. So we're gonna miss.

All right. Well, if someone could find any evidence, whether it's John or anyone else, I'm happy to pay the bad if I'm wrong, but I don't think John was the one who did it. All right. Last one. Paco again. Yeah, with self-carb, the system ended, Paco. You know what? Thanks to you, I'm a communications trucker Andy.

Nice. And hopefully we can work something out. So he is on Paco's power hour very soon here. Thanks for the timely response and getting me that email. You know what I'm saying? You're a real one. My love and respect. Got it, got it, got it.

Do your thing. I just knew your life. Got it. You know what time it is. All right, man. I'll see you guys later. Oh, you know what I'd shout out to Super Mario. Bye.

Sure. Yeah. Why not? I like turtles to Super Mario. Bye. Sure. Yeah. Why not? I like turtles. All right. Wow. Now, sorry, Carl, in 2019, Stuttering John was on the Eddie

Trunk show and he talked about asking O.J. if he would sign his knife. So I think that is the proof you needed. No, he talks about it all the time. He talks about it all the time. And he even sent me Doug Goodstein wrote a thing for John's book cover And he sent me the DM he got from Doug That he said

John's fearless he'd even ask OJ Oh, let me just scroll through this real quick So he sends me this whole thing Where John's talking about the word no was on in John's vocabulary unless you ask him to pay for lunch. Oh, kidding aside, he's a pit bull who will do anything for a friend a boss and for a laugh. John is one of the most fearless people I've ever met. It doesn't matter if it's asking O.J. Simpson to autograph a knife or green to fight someone a hundred pounds bigger than him. So, I'm sorry this was from Richie Wilson. So he so John says that to me he says Richie Wilson

sent this deandomy in 2019. I said, so John says that to me, he says, Richie Wilson sent this de-andemi in 2019. I said, well, it looks like he wrote that for him, or maybe you guys were having an affair at the time, whether he's shredding on the recorder in fourth grade, or it's like, can you just, you're buying you and your wife around a tree. Can you just say that you wrote this for me? Yeah, it's fine, John, I wrote that for you.

I put in the fucking book, what happened? If, if anyone said that to OJ, wouldn't that be on YouTube? Like, absolutely. Yes. If anyone said that to OJ, wouldn't that be on YouTube? Like, absolutely. If somebody did that in some context, there's part of a show, yes. And I can't, no one can find it. It's crazy.

I know, doesn't make any fucking sense. All right, guys, we've been going very long. Thank you for being so patient and for your time today. Mike Geary. Thanks for having me. And Cardiff, have a fantastic vacation. Before you go, though, what's your real name? Carl? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- A plane is hit, I rewatch it Corley.

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