Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep439 - Tower Gang

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

Get ready to meet the next generation of shock jocks. Unfortunately, no one is looking for this anymore. These guys think that using gamer words and talking about the Jews is both a show format and a personality. It’s neither.  It’s just Producer Chris and me as we had to record this on a Sunday afternoon thanks to American Airlines doing everything they could to stop us from getting back to Rochester on Friday. After an update on the radio war we’re somehow still in, I give my thoughts on the Steel Toe episode and the reactions to that episode. AI Karl has a big announcement. Then it’s time to check in on Stuttering John finding out that even his buddy Kevin Brennan thinks he’s an idiot. Must be a bummer. And we top it all off with our AI review girl, a round of To Catch An Alien, and your voicemails responding to the radio war of 2023.  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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or a Johnny Kush. I'm going to give you my thoughts on the takeover episode and the response that it received. And before all of that, we'll be reviewing a show called Tower Gang. This was a suggestion from Jody B, the Poe Boys podcast. We both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown, Jose Galason from No Way Jose, Toad from Better Of Dead, Mark Randon, top lobster, top lobster.com, and Cole from FatcomicDave.

It's basically the male version of Simcast. There's nine guys who are all talking about random nonsense, and there's a lot of problems I have with this show. But let's start off with the intro to it, where they try to show each of these different hosts, say something that we don't understand why it would be funny because there's no context, but everybody cracks up laughing, it's almost been funny, it's almost like a morning zoo

kind of intro actually. You just read my notes almost. Really? No shit. So yeah. I just started that now. Right out of the gate, it's just so baseball. Because there's so many of these morning shows we used to listen to,

where they were just, the guy would just be going, yeah, that was nuts, and was like, what? All at the same time. Yeah, that was not so it's like what What all at the same time? Yeah, okay? Wow, let's see. Yeah What's up, retards? I'm trying to start a call here, baby. So I can fit my dick into toes Lucy You want to kill me? You want to give me a phone I say fuck the Jews.

It means I'm horny. Oh, always me. I'm in Harvard. Hey, you guys ever had the messical, where they put the whole thing in and I do that shit with it? Oh, oh, oh. Three of you had a threesome of some kind. I was watching and interming off.

I was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna be off.

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I'm obviously being a hack. I call Johnny Kush the R word so many times. I'm like, oh my god, I think I'm doing fucking tower gang now. That's not good. Well, you're also calling him as you see them, but. That's true. So these guys are edge lords. We're gonna get into that.

The very end of that intro, if you're not watching, there is an obese woman on a pole, twirling around, so you're gonna get into that. Tim Poole and Dave Smith are both in the intro. It's notable. These guys are going on with the shows. People are talking about them. They don't get a lot

of views. Each episode gets a couple hundred views. I think they have like 2000 subs on YouTube. So it's not a huge show, but I guess the reason what Jody B told me that they have some notorieties because they tweet at Lewis J. Gomez non-stop. And they're constantly trying to get on gas digital on Lewis J. Gomez's podcast network. I want to explain to you the things that I have a problem with. Now, one of them is talking over each other. This is a very difficult thing. When you're on a show, I've been on some cast with Chrissy Mayer and there's six, seven, eight of you.

It's very difficult. You really have to just lay back, pick your spots, and if someone else is talking, you gotta realize, okay, they're talking, I'm no longer talking These guys don't realize that nor do they care. No, they don't give a fuck So two or three of the guys will all be completing their thoughts at the same time and no one gets out of each other's way Here's one example of Mark and Jose just talking at the same time

How can he even get pizza to his mouth then don't people have to feed him? do his mod, then don't people have to feed him? You're under same, you can't come out from here of him, he needs pizza alone. All right, and then I have another example of this, where everyone's just talking at the same time. He's going to, he's going to educate so many people. I'm trying it. We are actually, we, I don't really like

thinking about starting this though. Thank you. It doesn't, it doesn't, it's kind. Listen, hopefully that, hopefully that, that, that, that, that, that, that, hopefully that change of, you can't make sense of this. No, there on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold second, sure. And I only pulled audio clips, but after that long intro with credits, like, it's a fucking sitcom, by the way, if you're watching, yes. Then there's another intro. Welcome everybody to another livestream edition of Tower

Gang. I know the vast majority of you are turning off the Tucker and Donald Trump interview to come watch us fucking retards because you got, I mean mean how many retards can you watch at the time? Let's see if you can watch six of the time which we lost one of them anyways, uh, this is Clint Russell host of Liberty Lockdown top left we got Jose Galason host of No way Jose top middle we got toad host of better off dead we got Mark random the host of your mama and we got top loves the host of top loves that com fat comic Dave just disappeared for a second. So aside from all the cracking up you're already doing over nothing. Right. We already went through that during the intro.

Okay. Good point. Yeah, we pointed out who everyone is. They all got their own stupid spot doing someone stupid. Yep. And we got to introduce them again. So I was already pissed within 30 seconds. One also the fact that we know these people from their other things,

oh, that's a liberty lockdown. Oh, okay. Yeah. Of course. Oh, toads here, sweet. All right, cool. I like these guys already. Yeah, none of them have any notoriety,

except for maybe this guy, Mark Grandom, which I'll get into him. Yeah, I have to look everybody up. Yeah. And I still didn't have that much information. So. Right. So the other thing that they do is,

they're all edgyer than the next guy. Every single one of them is the edgiest guy in the room. And the way to be edgy is using gamer words and talking about black people. And I have an example of how hilarious this show is with their black people jokes. Yeah, that's my, it's a a Nest Cam just fixated on that. I hear my wife dropping dooses in there.

And I'm like, yeah, that's for a very small burglar. Just if they enter that one. You only see the fingertips, but the fingertips are black. So you're like, all right, let's put the palms. Yeah, the palms. If they just rob stuff with that cam like this, you never know. Listen, man, if you do the thing,

you do the thing. You do the fact that they're doing this and so they're like, oh, it's a white guy. If Ryan gets robbed by a black midget, he'll be able to catch him. And that's the way you should promote. In the tower gang, let's get on with the rest of the show. That brings us to our next sponsor, Black Midget.

A dude. Is your Rumba not effective? A Black Midget, I believe, is called a Nidget. Can we get one more tag? Can someone please get one more tag in before we move on from this conversation? Now Occasionally we'll tag jokes here at WHNP. They usually get funnier and funnier. Of course You know it gets better. Yes, so the one guy's talking about black P1 and I don't know if you ever made this observation before

I think any Murphy did in 1982, but the the palms are actually a pink color Unlike the the rest of the body or the bottoms of the feet. So the guy's like, what if the person was on the camera like this with their hands over their face pointed out, you'd think it was a white guy. Like, wow, brilliant observation. That's pretty good stuff. And also just the right amount of edge lured we need.

Yes. Spring to do there. For this show, I should point out Tower Gang is the name of the show And in the background there are planes flying around oh, yeah, so it is a 9-11 reference, which I know the icarly girls I thought of that probably huge fans Of this show I would have to imagine okay So when they start off they're talking about the fact that their friend crypt daddy just passed away. Yes

Actually, I don't know if they're talking about that here. I think they're referencing that. And for whatever reason, Clint thinks that 28's the number that rock stars died as he pulled this tail. Dude, I know how this is gonna go. Okay. This is easy for you to say all over again. So, which is fine.

At least you know what I'm talking about. It's all good. So he which is fine. At least you know what I'm talking about. It's all good. So he thinks, and for whatever reason, he has to say this multiple times, even though he's wrong about this. The Asian influencer, that's true. He's going to be like the rock gods of like the, all that died at what 20, 28, 28. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a 20-year-old. 20-year-old. 20-year-old goes. When you're wrong about something that everyone knows, 28, it's 28, no, it's 28. Hi, why do you think that?

Yeah. Maybe they think they're yes-ending, but in this case, you might wanna be like, no, everyone knows it's 27 club, you are a fucking dummy. Right. All right, so they're talking about this guy who had a lot of health problems.

He was in a real chair He was doing comedy. I guess they were buddies with them. He just recently passed away and they're talking about the fact that he died eating pizza or something Oh, allegedly choked on pizza or something like that so We get a joke that comes in and everyone loses their minds Over this fucking joke. It's the funniest thing that's ever been said on a podcast ever Ironically was tombstone pizza Oh

That rap battle me we're just like whoa Toom Sunbeats holy shit the last kid holding his face like yeah, just lost his you got it at like you've been there before This goes way back, but we were talking about we's a local guy. And anytime someone says something remotely, somebody's like, that's actually really funny. Like, okay, good, enjoy it. And don't act like it never happens. You could also just think it. Cause then I start to think that maybe it never happens. So later on in the show,

they do a callback to this as they're discussing the sponsors that they want on the show. It's a whole talk about sponsorships. And this is the Tombstone callback. I want to kill Crypt Daddy. You know, he tombstone beats a fuck. All right. Go ahead and pull up the transition.

That's a fucking banger. Yeah, that's the title of the episode. Oh, wait, I have one more word. Yes, so that was an hour later, they bring up again. And yes, it is the title of the episode. It certainly wait, I had one of the last two. You know, yes, so that was an hour later. Mm-hmm. They bring up again. And yes, it is the title of the episode. It certainly is. Yes. So they're very proud of that. All right. So we brought it up.

We did the call back and then fucking tot toad this dummy. Thanks that he could do it one more time. And thankfully he gets nothing for it. The third time is not the charm with this one. By the way, this show's sponsored by Tombstone Pizza. No, no, no, I'd be in 18. Yeah, you. I do like he was corrected immediately.

No, our real sponsor, who's probably pissed at us because of that. Wow. Is Nado. Right. But it's funny to me because that was not long after the previous call bad. And told goes, yeah, guys, what about this? Tombstone pizza. They're like, no, I know we're too soon. Thankfully, they're like, no, we're yet.

We are over that one. Not the banger we thought it was. No, not as impressive we thought. Okay, I'll let you pick up on what were you at with this? Well, so far, we're tired for pretty much every single clip. Of course. I called that one call back correction. Okay.

A lot of this is everybody talking at once and I know that we've covered it and it's annoying to listen to. A dead air would be a better violation to listen to. You Johnny Kush would be great right now. I'd love that. These guys make me feel better about myself and my role because you know what I first joined the show. I didn't know what I was supposed to do and I soon, very soon learned that showing restraint was much better. Much better suited to me and whatever. That's why you're in the loved. These guys could show a little restraint and you don't have to laugh into the mic if you're laughing. Pull back a little. Honestly, if there's one guy in the show who didn't talk, I wouldn't know. Of course.

Because the other five are gonna make up for it and then some. Absolutely, and die laughing over nothing. I know. Yes, everything gets tagged, everything's hilarious, everything's edgy, every edgy thing is the funniest thing ever, even though that's the only world these guys live in. And so I was like, okay.

I don't want torture people too much, but this one's just called everyone at once. But that's like a true meaning out there in the universe. I mean, I can't find meaning for myself. You're right. Yes, Christ. Oh, my God. I just told you.

I'm always alone. Call us the only hell. Yes, one true meaning. We will find meaning together. We will be person out. I feel like. The only hell is the only hell is the ass water. True meaning. We will find meaning together. He'll be person out. I feel like someone's trying to shoehorn in something.

Yeah. Give up after the fifth try. Oh, I saw that multiple times where someone wants to make a point and then they get interrupted and then they go back for it and they get interrupted again. I have some examples of that when we get through this. And it's interesting too because I think the top lobster might be the one person, if someone was gonna get fed up and leave the show, it might be him just based on my initial thoughts on it,

because a few times he goes, all right, you were gonna say something. Like he tells people to shut the fuck up and let the person make the point that they were going to make, because that's all I would be doing on the show is going, oh, I don't know why you're talking right now. This person didn't finish their fucking point. Yeah, these guys need a referee. It's like if I was podcasting with five Vinnie Paulinos,

I just want this show and so fucking frustrating. Can you listen for a second? Just sit and listen. That would have been a good show for the pizza jokes. And then react. Yeah, that's good point. All right, so Mark Rand was recently with Lewis J. Gomez on the real ass podcast. And this was something that Jody posted in our discord. And I watched it. He asked for the tower gang to get booked on, I guess, real ass podcast. And according to Jody who watches Lewis Jay Gomez more than I do, he goes, Jody, or Lewis was annoyed with this. He was pissed at the sky. And he showed some restraint and he moved on,

but you could tell he did not want to deal with that and he's like, fuck you for bringing that up because these guys, the only way they get any attention is just by being edgy and being edgelords and whatever. So then they go on to talk about this incident. And the guy's name is Mark, Mark random, random. He goes on to explain why he isn't respected as far as the gas digital crew goes. Because he was there and Zach Amiko wasn't there, who's normally the co-host of the show.

And Mark feels very highly about himself. I've noticed comics are like these bitter insecure where if they feel you didn't earn it, they just won't have you on. Even if you're funny, so that was my thing, is they didn't really want me on Legion of Skanks. Even though I was funnier than most of the comics they put on, I put on a great show six months in

and people still talk about that episode. So I put out a comedy, I toured Europe in in my second year put out the documentary. I thought like oh I'll prove this is my grind and then they'll have me on but it just made them hate me even more and it's like What the fuck is wrong with you guys? So it's like I used to want to like guys let me in and they're pissed at me like You didn't grind it out, but it's really just they want to be the offensive comic and their piss that I came on the scene And I did better than them. So it's like suck, they want to be the offensive comic and they're pissed that I came on the scene and I did better to them. So it's like suck with the power game. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then watching Top Lobster here crack up over that thinking it might be a bit, but

no, this guy is serious. Yeah. And all the good comics, the great comics always say, I'm funnier than these other guys. Yeah. Oh, and they know it. Yeah. And that's why they're pissed because I was funny immediately and they had to spend years in the clubs fine-tuning their act and I was just so funny right out the get go and they were jealous. And they the clubs fine-tuning their act and I was just so funny right out at the get-go and they were jealous and they were jealous and people who think this way are fucking losers, they don't get anywhere in life, we've covered a lot of them,

we've covered the Southern Johns and Tom Myers of the world who think this way. So I went to check out some of this guy's comedy, I thought we could check it out together so how great this guy is, because he thinks it's amazing. I was talking to this person, a kid was trans and he said, you know, I'm trans and then I said, well, could I be trans?

And it's like, I want to understand. I want to sympathize. And it says, no, you don't get it. And I said, well, how do you know you're trans? He goes, no, you don't get it. And I thought, is trans just rainbow God? He says, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh God. She looks like a man who is so much more disheartened by violence. Don't you know trans people are disheartened by violence? Yes, that's true.

Did you hear what she said? Trans people are disproportionately affected by violence. But it's usually when they found out that they tricked someone across their sexual boundaries. So what that means is that that's like saying, you know, high school job frat brothers, we draw in great women. What? That was a video he put up on how greedy as a combating hecklers. I didn't make sense. What he just said, and his big joke there before we got heckled was rainbow goth. That was the big punchline.

Pretty edgy stuff. I think I have another example here. Let's see what he's out to. I always love the crowdwork videos. Is this from us, Stuttering John's house? Hey, what's up everyone? It's random. I agree with everyone's shaming Joe Rogan and society not contextualizing the N word. I would never

say the N word. In fact, one time when I lived in East Stroudsburg, this was before the pandemic, I lived right on Mainstreet and there was a lot of murders that took place there. Maybe once a month or once every couple of months, there'd be a few murders. So what happened one time was I heard it and the guy shouted see I'm not gonna say the word East side something something and die something something. I'm not even gonna say the word and There was a triple murder But the problem was because the guy was from out of state it became a federal matter So they had to get the FBI in detectives and they asked me for my statement

And they said we need to catch this guy and I said Nice try liberals. You're not catching me in cancel culture So I didn't say anything and the guy went on to murder three more children, but hey, I didn't say You stink Wow, that was a lot of words. I knew exactly where he was going with that. It wasn't a good punchline How do you pay off? It took forever to get there. Wow. As many words as possible to explain that joke. Yeah. Okay. Also, what makes things funnier is when you're flailing your arms while you tell a boring story. Oh, yeah. For sure. And then this guy yelled out this

word. He's shooting people. I'm not going to say it. All right, so now we're gonna make an excuse for why he's not good when he goes on the real-ass podcast. I am saying, Lewis did not, he didn't do a good job this episode with you because he's the point guard of podcasting and when you have Mark random on, you have to gain plan and prepare because- You also have to have me with comics, not just people who are like whatever, like he purposely and I love Lewis. Are you saying those were comics?

Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying Lewis purposely mismatches me, maybe like as a nod to Zach of like, like see, I'm out because they never fucking promoted the day before they have to like sneak me in the office. So it's like his compromise with Zach of Zach's like I own half the show and he's funnier than me even though I've been doing the same material for 15 fucking years. That's why I can't put it in a comedy special random dropping albums every year. No, they don't like you.

He's got this whole thing in his mind where there's these conversations that are going on and Lewis is like, okay, I'll have this guy on, but we're going to sabotage him and make sure that he doesn't interact well with the other guests on the show. Yeah, let's act like yeah, that's what we got to do. Let's attach our names to a shitty product. Right. Yes, and they're doing this because, you know, Zach Amiko doesn't like the guy and he's like, but I'm funny in the Zach Amiko.

I mean, Zach Amiko's not funny. Again, Spital Tap, they're like, yeah, they're still booing the other band while we're on stage. Right, but he's got this whole thing in his mind that they're all up against him. And so he says this. Okay, here's what I can do. I can have him on but it'll be like a troll. Like we'll have him purposely sabotage himself with these back comments. Respectfully, it's just two inside baseball and we have to wrap it down and go to our

belt. I just said watch the Ryan Long episode. I did fucking amazing. Watch the Scott Chan. I think you're looking too much into this random. Hey, you look much into it. You look much into it real quick. You were on the show. No, I'm thankful for Lewis for that, but it's like I just I hate that comic mental. That's why I went back into rap because it's like they're cool of like if you could put on a good show, if you can draw a crowd, if you can get a good water. It's completely delusion. Yeah, I can do it all.

That's why I'm a famous rapper now. That's why I'm a ruffer now That's why I'm a roofer now. Because the comic community's too jealous of me. All these fucking jellies over here. I gotta go into rap where I was blacklisted. My craft. I started to like the other guys for calling them out. Oh, I did appreciate that.

Because they deal with a lot of this guy's bullshit and eventually they're just like, okay, we're over thinking it, you were on a show. Yeah, we're right. They're like, we're going in this vortex that's in your own mind, you're making all of this up. And about you. It's all about you.

Jeez. Everything's about him. So he's getting booked to go on these shows he wants to go on, but not the right way, then don't treat him the right way, just go over as well as he should, and he's got all this shit figured out, so no, this is all in your control retard. I would've been so much better on the show

if only Ryan Long was there. Well, yeah, every time Ryan Long's on the show, it's better. Yeah, it makes everyone look good. Of course. Yeah, I don't know why I'm not on, with David Tell. If I've only, it would be a hilarious episode.

Yeah. David Tell could appear to tell him why. That'd be great. That'd be great. Oh, we haven't have Dave right here. All right, so they're watching a video with two mentally handicapped girls dancing to Taylor Swift. And what these guys do is they swing at everything.

They're in the bedder's box and they're just swinging away. The baldels have to be anywhere near the plate. They are going to swing for the fences and try to knock it out. The TARD has the better body and it's not even close. Wait, which one's retarded? No, both of them, I think. Well, and they both have team Canada on their bras, so I think that problem is both different.

Oh, thank God for medically assisted suicide, because we got to get rid of that. Yeah. So, they're Canadian or just regular retards. I'm so confused about what you're even asking me. Our Canadian retards, super extra nice, like just like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like mentally handicapped women, dancing to tell her swift, and you can't make that funny. You don't have any angle for that? You have nothing to talk about. Okay, so then that leads into our buddy, Mark Random,

with a completely made up story about banging a handicapped girl. So this is just nonsensical. I don't know if anyone's actually believing I'm on this. More specific. But that's what I'm saying is, it was just prusx about texting texting and I went to her place and We had sex and then she seemed kind of retarded. I was like, oh my god. Did I just have to sex?

So bad you know you've never loved her and made her retarded and And then we wanted to just wanted to watch Garfield tell up to candies like three times and I was like, oh Jesus I just I mean she gave me a lot of percuss that so it was cool He just wanted to watch Garfield tell up to him. He's like three times and I was like, oh, Jesus, I just, I mean, she gave me a lot of percusses. So it was cool. I think she just fucked a retard. Yeah. She wanted to watch this Garfield movie three times.

When did you find that out? After the second time or did she say, I want to watch this movie three times in a row. So he's just swinging. He's trying to make jokes about it. He's trying to tell these guys. I guess I'm kind of bragging about banging a mentally slow person. Yeah, I listen to the podcast so I'm watching it for the first time and the other guys reactions.

I don't think they're buying it either. Right, this guy's your team up with Chad Zumak and they can both make up stories about their lives. And then, oh, can you believe that? Oh, no, that's crazy. I'm just happy. And that happened. And an oil can right so then Random starts talking about how he used to bang what he calls his side hose so he's a married guy oh And again, I'm just not buying any of this. He's just bragging about it. He's a very break adacious mad

This guy I'm not buying the dismayors. Stupidly fucking like I cut off my side hose years later saying I want to go clean with my wife and it didn't work out. I'm taking it's like the most embarrassing thing texting a chick that I was like look we can't do this anymore. I want to be faithful. I really want this to work out and then it doesn't. Then I'm texting them back. Hey, how could we have it talked? It's just fucking pathetic. Guys who get laid a lot and are funny, don't talk about either of those things. I've never seen a comic whose knee deep and pussy, whose killing in that stage,

going on shows and going, I am hilarious and I got tons of side-hose and it's just like, non-stop. It's too much for me. They're trying to manifest it, I think. I'm just not buying it. At all from the skies, completely fucking delusional. And I don't know what these other idiots are thinking doing a show with them because it's not working.

All right, I'm gonna put one more clip and I'll get back to you because they're gonna tease. So we just watched these two mentally handicapped people and you think like, is that all we're gonna do? No, no, no, no, no. Don't worry, they're gonna tease. So we just watched these two mentally handicapped people and you think like, is that all we're gonna do? No, no, no, no, no. Don't worry, they're gonna tease a segment that's coming up. Later on in the show, if we ever get there, we're actually gonna do a segment called

Downs for Downs. Like are downs? Are you downs for Downs? So we'll get there, but please to continue on where. Wait, we are? I wasn't aware of that. Yeah, that's what we're gonna look at the fucking news. I thought it was Fapper trap. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I can't, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not I wasn't aware of that. Yeah, that's what we're going to look at the fucking news.

I thought it was a fapper trap. Yeah, it's... I can't believe it's happening. I'm even talking about a trampoline. No, they're tranny. I'm calling it trans spotting. Dude, it's all the same thing. It's a bunch of unfuckable people that are not going to exist very long.

What a great tease. I have no idea what's coming up. None of them do either. They gave it seven different names and premises. Coming up later, someone's gonna do something, maybe. So the quantity over quality thing. Yes. Doesn't work when you have six people that don't even add up to one comic. Right. And you should probably know what segment is coming up. This is the epitome of everything wrong and podcasting when you got a bunch of open-micers, get in together,

and I know these guys are on other shows and they're libertarians and they're edgy. It's, none of it's working. None of it's landing, using follow language, talking about black people, talking over each other, laughing a lot. It's all hack at this point. And it's all hang.

This is, yes. This is the hangiest hang. It is very hunch. Yes, it is very much a hang podcast. They do have things like mailbag or people write them things but they can't even get to it. Especially because of this Mark random guy, just keeps fucking shouting over everything.

And just like, all right, we're gonna try to get to, okay, no, you keep going, all right. The girl wanted to watch Garfield again, huh? Okay, let me know when we can move on with the fucking show. Idiot. What else did you pick up on anything that I haven't played yet? This is more, they're about to wrap it up, but they get back to crypt daddy, poor crypt daddy, and start some edgy talk about the mom and they're how they're gonna gang bang the mom.

And this goes on for a while. And a couple of things actually made me giggle, but this dude, someone starts to shoe on her and in something and gets nothing. So that's really cracked me up. Here we go. And so I was making jokes. He's thinking Pearl Davis was the white man. She burns coal for sure.

She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's as tall as a black. Yeah, she does look like every white chick that fucks a black. She does, she looks like, she looks like she got a tattoo. This is princess. Oh, oh, oh, that, oh, that's for you, man. I thought you just meant that she, that she's constantly throwing insults at coal. All right, that's... I'm sorry.

Wrong edgey topic, but that was the right clip. Yeah, I love listening to someone getting nothing. With that many people. Especially that show. With that many people. Where people are chuckling and everything that anyone says, yeah. That's rough.

I call sabotage. Okay, you wanna get into mailbag? Sure. All right. The mailbag segment. We're going to finally get some questions from the listeners, from the viewers. And let's see what that looks like. We'll go with another mailbag here, which is we'll go with private pile who is saying in Dave special Dave Smith He would he says he would sell out for $35 as a joke what amount would it take tower game to sell out 35 dollars So literally the joke that Dave Smith told that the guy explain Dave Smith told in his joke

The guy goes I also like that punchline Okay, good one. What else do you like? So that's the amount of money. I don't know why Dave Smith had to get referenced in order for them to ask that question. He's obviously a god to them. So that's the question, how much would it cost

for you to sell out? So our buddy Mark random tries to improv here. What selling out would look like for him. Let's see what that looks like Mark. Yeah, if I hear any comics speak positively about the Jews than I know. Okay. Well guys, you know, the state of Israel was necessary because the state of Israel was necessary because Palestine was just in the way and we need more developed nations. CIA hit me up. I can fucking chill. Okay.

So this is where he goes off into a whole thing about working for the CIA and being a shill. And then he's not sure maybe he actually is already in the CIA, he's a maturian candidate, and he goes, he won't let it go. We're gonna hear more clips about that. So he's flexing for what reason? I have no idea.

I have no idea what he's talking about. It wasn't a good, it totally flat, swinging a mess. Like this is what's selling out would sound like, oh yeah, fuck Palestine. Okay, good one. Thanks Mark. On the scroll below this, it says that they're gonna be live Friday at 9-11 Eastern.

Get it? 9-11? Pretty good joke. So you got someone for that. Okay. That's one that people wouldn't understand if they didn't listen to our chat. Yeah, you're right. That isn't it. It's a little inside, but yes. So then Toad, he gets real edgy and he says,

NFK till I die, baby, but he says the actual words. Oh, not just the letters like I did. And this is why people like, people like Stuttering John, who have to clutch their pearls over gamer words, and what's create things like this. The people who get offended by this, are the reason why this exists.

If we all just want, okay, you can say whatever you want, I just don't respect what you're saying. Then guys like this wouldn't be like, I just said the N word on YouTube, but hey, watch out! Good one. It's not a personality.

Saying gamer words on your show is not a personality trait. It's not impressive. Agreed. And then you see, okay, can I go down this rabbit hole of the CIA talk? Yes. With our buddy, Rand Dom. I'll figure it out, talking about those. Anything away. Okay, can I go down this this rabbit hole do it of the CIA talk? Yes With our buddy random We're talking about those all right

Consequences if I'm sorry to interrupt do you think if I told you guys there would be consequences like if I was just like No, it's fucking right like if I get signed by the CA and I'm successful I was like oh guys by the way. I'm sign off with Jews now and promote you kikesh it and like would you guys like would they be mad at me if I'm like No, it's just fucking around and being guys, like, would they be mad at me if I'm like, no, I was just fucking around and being weird, but I would like openly tell people, no, I wouldn't be mad. I would be mad at that plausible, non-eability of like, well, he's just schizophrenic and crazy. This isn't the first time I've said this.

It certainly won't be the last, but this is the guy you move away from at a bar. Yeah. Or I've been tried by this guy before. Yeah. And it sucks. Yeah, what's fun and funny about you? He loves to hear his own voice. He thinks that he's coming up with this great concept

because he doesn't get off of it for a very long time. To the point where Top Lobster has to explain, he, by the way, my buddy Mark Granem is actually like this. He's playing a character and he goes on to say, yeah, this was funny. He calls him up. He's like, I talked to this guy on the phone

for three hours at a time and this is not the same guy. I believe. I've had three hour calls with random. He's just a normal dude like anybody else. But when he shows up for podcasts, you turn this thing on and it's so fucking brilliant. That's like a, where's a person and where's oh man? Okay, three hour calls. That was my first. Yeah, like Jesus. What are you guys talking?

I wouldn't go calling anybody a normal dude because you're having a three hour call with a dude if you and I ever talked for three hours I eat if you get out of the all of our vocals. If we't have three minutes, I would be shocked. Right, like, get to it. Let's move on. Yeah, I'll see at the bar. We'll get shit to do. Right. Yes. So anyway, what are you drinking?

So this guy explains that, you know, he's playing this character, he's talking about how he gets a frenic. He doesn't know what's going on, but it's just because he turned on the microphone. He wants to be interesting. And so our buddy, Mark Random, takes offense to this. Oh, and he has to explain, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't call me out here. I really have crazy, no attention to security. I'm not just cleared up.

It's like, it's real, but it's also a character. Like, I don't know why everyone in message boards goes, oh, it's fake or no, it's fucking real. It's like, I'll have real psychotic episodes. And then I come through like, I know how to do with it. I'm chill and then I'll make fun of, I go, oh, guys, I'm a CIA agent, like, playing into it. And I guess that's the vicious cycle of why I keep having a psychotic.

That are you. It might be that you take like what's supposed to be a casual, slightly funny conversational show and take it and analyze everything from a metaphysical type perspective. And like, so what do we mean? What's the archetype we're expressing when we talk about this specific aspect of this show? This car is a shadow represented in our granddaunt. They try so hard to be interesting and intelligent and they just are not.

None of that made any fucking sense. No. No, I really am. It's a fronic. But then, like, I figured out and people think that I'm fucking sense. No. No, I really am. It gets a fronk. But then like I figure it out and people think that I'm just doing a character. I believe you are a hyperactive child. Yes, I believe you want a lot of attention.

I believe you need attention at all times. And then the guy goes, no man, you're actually, you say the craziest shit and he came up with an example. Cause they're all morons. So that didn't work out very well. Okay. So then, Toad is going to explain the reason why he's named toad And wow, I know I needed an origin story so I was very excited that he was finally gonna let us know about this

It's because I don't love craft you guys. It couldn't matter. It couldn't matter less It is indeed because when you lick me You become high and it is also because when you kiss me. I turn into a prince The actual reason just waitin the actual origin story is this was in like eighth grade in the late nine What's the fuck are you talking dude? I'm the kiss to this weekend You have to be a princess. I'm short. out this weekend. I'm like, oh, she's friends. I'm the guest out this weekend. I'm the guest out this weekend. I'm the guest out this weekend. I'm the guest out this weekend.

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So everybody from high school and college, toals we'd watched, toad watch this. Yes, George. Everyone wanted to make fun of me. So they started calling me random and made up mythologies about me as like anonymous weird person. There, that's how I got the name random. Like,

Oh, Fuck it! Cares! Yeah, toad going into his origin story and then in high school and then junior high and then college, really dumb story. But the fact that Mark random rips out of her being long-winded is rich. Yeah. Toad, do you ever shut the fuck up?

Like, what? I funny at the talk. You're calling me out. Yeah, here's how to tell a story. Right, let me explain to you how to tell a story, okay? And even though we had to listen that terrible backstory for no reason, the other fucks are interrupting them.

It's like, dude, you're gonna drag this out. Right. Just let them get through it. You're not helping. Yeah, in any single way. And let them Tucker himself out. Actually, here's an example of that where Clint is trying to make a point

and they just keep fucking interrupting him and you can tell the Clint's just getting frustrated like can you just let me finish my fucking sentence. Cool. I know you're joking, but this is actually a good idea. We take this. No, no, no,. It looks like a tramp stand, man. Yeah, let Clint go. Clint has to explain it.

Yeah, that's where Table-Obs does just like, all right, guys, you're not being funny. You're not making any fucking points. You're all just making noise. You interrupt to Clint. What a fucking make his point. Whatever, my lobster senses are tingling. Someone might have a joke.

Right, there might be something interesting to be said. Probably not, because as you see from my boy, Jose here, he's one of these people who quotes the office all the time. That's also not a personality trait. Knowing every episode of the American version of the sitcom, The Office, is not impressive to me. I'm never impressed with that. You could tell these guys are also just like,

okay, have you say so? I just like, okay, I'm gonna say so. I just realized, I just had an epiphany. Every time Toad talks about college, it makes me think of Andy from the office when he talks about his college days. Do you want to hear about what? Yeah, no one seemed to really give a fuck. He's like, yeah, you guys don't I mean, right?

Yeah, I guess. It's just like that thing in that show that you like. Yeah. You're right. Good one. Always with the office talk. I'm ready to point that out, idiots. Okay.

I have more of Mark random. He has to stop anything we're moving on to make more CIA bullshit points that he just eat. Stasthead from transitioning into anything else happening on the show. Hey, do we have any more of that? Because if not, I want to get to the transition. Do you have to say it?

I have to say it. I'm sorry, I need to break this flow. We have a ton of mail. Actually, I don't know if you want to do anymore. Why did the redhead libertarians say hello to specifically Mark Randolph? She tried to talk to him. She tried to talk.

No, right when I said the CIA is going to recruit me subliminally. And you know why? Oh, that whistle like it's louder. She's she's don't you don't you have to be a dog to hear it? I got nothing. You got to stop with the CIA. Shit. Nobody thinks you're a CIA agent. Nobody thinks that they're going to recruit you. We keep saying if they want to recruit me, listen, I'll work for the CIA. Okay, man, we get it. Good joke. You're so anti establishment,

anti government government agency, it'd be wacky if you worked from the CIA. We got it. Totally on the couch. I was watching YouTube comedy videos. Can you believe this guy works in the CIA? He seems so anti CIA. Turns out he worked there.

It's like, all right, you made that joke 17 times. We got it. We're trying to move on and this guy will not let them move on. Anything else you picked up on from the show and any other clips you want to play to discuss? Do you have anything else? Because what I have is the outro, which would be a great way to play it.

Do it. So you ready? Yes. I don't know if we can last through this outro. It is one of the most annoying things I've heard and I heard this show. Okay. Oh god, so it's bad. Here we go. It's the tower power.

Our slides of the tower power, our bitch. Are we at Jose? Liberty locked down to the tower power. Bitch. Reed. Powerland bitch, Reed, Cole, Top Lobster, and Toad. Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game, Top of Game of Top of Game, Power hours, they made dates for all his toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan toboggan They speak courage, you sped bad, more than broken, you fad, you fad, truth, fad, truth, fad, weather, dimcast, hotel, hotel, more offensive, LOS, no disrespect, more fendipot, LOS, no disrespect, yes I am, the headlobe is herbiter libertarian is their best friend unless they get rated and they never met never met none of this Ship be new to me. Truly Clint is a sexual group to me. Sorry. No booster see get them tall boots on you

Fuck every podcast that won't suit me. I'm telling the Britain. Yeah, it's not it's not a good flow No, and it's pre-recorded right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course So you could have actually spent some time on some jokes could have made it good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. So you could have actually spent some time on some jokes. Could have made it good. Yeah, yep I bet you wish you made this one good Look it back at it. I'll use that as your outfit music fun fact. That was only halfway through it Yeah, I know they do think highly of themselves. I listened to that too, and I thought about pulling it But I couldn't get through it either. Yeah, I thought I'd turn into a game and I lost the game right I lasted longer than me. I respect the WTP audience too much to play that,

but producer Chris over here, but he feels differently about y'all. Oh, dear you. I'm about to tell ya. It is time for our Bridge of the Week. Bridge of the Week. This one comes in from Nick Tucker and he says,

producer Dave on the Kirk Minahan show strikes again. And I appreciate him checking in on the Kirk Minahan show, which of course, our buddy, Blind My Geary, is on a couple of times a week. And so this is kind of a fun little segment here. Yeah. Pop group Walk the Moon released this song in 2014, the following, this is actually gonna be the following lyrics. I hate you, I look like that. I hate people like that. I've literally never heard of this.

Don't you hate people like that? I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about. I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about. I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about. I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about. I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about. I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about. I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about,

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I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move you about, I'm gonna move Are there lyrics on getting it? Yeah, oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me. I said you're holding back. Can I ask you why you said there's not a lot of number one pop songs anymore? No, there's one every. There's the same amount, there's always one. There's a lot of each number two now.

You know that? I didn't know that. So I'm going to have to hear it. I didn't listen to him anymore. Because it's something I've got to do. I'm so glad, whoever that is, the co-host would ever keep it on there It's like you know because there's not a lot of pop songs these days that go to never what like there's always a number one pop song and all Times yeah as long as there's a chart. Yeah, it's like there's a chart that's out there. So I just thought that was funny

They were just gonna want to say I was like whoa, what did you just say? Because that's a really stupid. Do you know the song they're talking about? I don't, do you? Oh, it's Shut Up and Dance. Oh, was it really? Oh, I should know that. My bad plan is, well, we are instrumental. So that's okay.

I don't know the lyrics to that. I know the notes. I know the notes. Okay, good for you. Look at you. We know things. We're impressive. Okay, radio war update,ush, marijuana happy hour. So as you know,

he did a 15 minute segment on us and how much we suck. And how we need to stop broadcasting. He gave us one week to stop broadcasting or else he was going to take us down. I mean, he said a lot of things. Johnny, you got to give us more time, man. Yeah. He said a lot of things. Johnny, you gotta give us more time, man. We got a lot of stuff to pack up and find a, give me two weeks. Find a career. I got to get my resume in order.

It's gonna be a whole thing, sir. But no, he gave us one week or else, he was gonna take us down. And I do have some updates on that. He's been talking about us a lot since we did a rebuttal episode. He got thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of emails. Emails, voice, yeah.

Everyone's reaching out to the sky. Mr. Kush, Mr. Kush, he's covering up his face. He's too much. And I want to thank Mickey for these updates. He says these to me because I'm not sitting around listening to Johnny Kush. But when we were down in Florida, we producer Chris and I separately listened to the episode where he first came back to address this.

And it was bizarre. Yes. Because it started with this whole like, what was me thing where he goes, these guys are coming after me. I'm just a small little show on the internet. And I don't know what their deal is and what their angle is.

They're coming after me hard. It's like, no, you started this. What are you talking about? So I thought that was weird. I don't know if that was a bit or what he was doing. And then that slowly turned and he said he was gonna apologize for fucking with us. Did you pull clips from the clip?

Yeah, you did, okay. Listen to this. Okay, this is not. I just want to make sure you touch on a very Oh, you did, okay? Listen to us. Okay, this is not. I just want to make sure you touch on a very specific thing. Okay, listen to them tell me if I messed. All right. Uh, literally I just came from kicking drugs and just having a bad time. I'm having a bad time.

And, uh, yeah, maybe they went a little too far on that podcast. Maybe I went a little too far, but you caught me on my worst day. But does it come back and apologize, but unfortunately I was hospitalized and couldn't get out until this morning. I'm abarded by emails, calls, about your little fucking show you did on me the other day. So that's what I get today. After being in a mental hospital, I get my first negative comment on my program. Program that everybody loves. How can you not love this show? And not only was it one bad comment, it was the whole god damn world coming against me. damn world coming against me now i got a god damn fucking potato asking me to be on this show

so that was very funny card if i was reached out well there's a lot of potatoes out there okay it could have been any potato good point i guarantee this guy got a couple of comments on a couple tweets and he got card of sending him a note like, hey, I wanna have you on my show. And to him, that's thousands and thousands of people. It's overwhelming, but you just heard that, where he said he was gonna come back and apologize. Enter this whole rant. He's gonna take us down, we have to stop podcasting,

all this kind of shit. He's like, and then I was gonna apologize, and these guys didn't even give me a chance to. They're being mean to me. I just don't get it. Johnny Cush versus the rest of the world. Yes. So he's trying to play the victim,

but as you'll see, he also wants to get on the offensive and take us down some more. He actually tweeted today because somebody posted this in our discord. Because we didn't put out an episode, we didn't record our show yesterday, like we were supposed to, because producer Chris and I had some problems

getting back to where we live. So we weren't able to record yesterday. And so I didn't put out a show today yet. And so Johnny Kush has already declared victory. He thinks he's, he's, he's shut us down. Because we didn't play, but you just heard him right there. Just like, I was going to apologize. I was having a, they cut me on a bad day.

Caught you. Yeah. Well, we came after we unprovoked. What are you talking about? So what were you going gonna say about that? Anything I mess there? So apparently his family had him put into a mental institution? Yes, yeah.

And while he's being, I don't know how that goes down, but basically the guys with the nuts showed up. Yeah, yeah, and he's like, hey, I'm trying to launch a radio war. Those were his words. And it, I'm like, I'm trying to launch a radio war. Those were his words. And it like, so you're not helping your own cause. This is on the heels. He's all right. I'm feeling attacked. Yeah. Fucking it. Excuse me. All right. So yeah, he said that he was institutionalized or whatever it was.

Because he broke out a rehab. I don't know. Broke out is the right terminology. But he left rehab two weeks early To go do a show and explain that I suck. I need to stop podcasting. He didn't really understand why I had to stop podcasting How it was gonna benefit him? We don't talk about him. We don't care about him. No one knows who he is So I was confused by the whole thing and then the next day he gets on with an update and listen to this horse shit. I got something else I want to get into too. This thing with Carl goes back way longer than anybody knows. And Carl knows, how do you think this weird little podcast popped up?

I beat this guy before. I beat him bad. Where he didn't come back. He didn't come back for a while. He didn't come back for years. And he came back. He worked for six straight years, brought up his audience to come and take me down. To come and take the podcast God down.

You're taking God down, coming after God. You're not going to destroy me, I'm God, I'm a podcast God. If you are just merely mortal in human, you are nothing compared to me. Nothing. mortal in the human you are nothing compared to me nothing goes back a long time this is this will arrive early when he's being a little bitch and I got

our team is searching for some of our earlier episodes in the archives we're going to his archive because I'm pretty sure he used to come out on the show. He used to come on my show back in the day and call in it. Okay. And we are looking feverishly, feverishly for his call, but he was a little zit-based kid calling into my program. There you're punk. Well, punk kid compared to me. You're not a podcast. I'm the god. I'm the best podcaster in the world. The number's proven. So since you made fun of me the other night, since you tried to destroy me, you

tried to say your trolls act by board you hack you act on my social media sites that uh... quite frankly i don't use there's only one hack here buddy does he know what hack me and hacked is board we act is board social media sites the trolls the numbers prove he's the greatest podcasters the same time he says that we have more of an audience and we're going after the little guy.

He's all over the place. Yeah. This sounds like this might be an actual schizophrenic. This is a just a story John calling spectrum. Yes. Right. Do you know important? I am. Yeah. So he the thing that cracked me up there.

He goes, I got my team working on this. We're going to go through the archives. Unless this guy was an afternoon disc jockey at WCMF in the 90s, I did not call into a show. I was really shocked I was calling it too. So I don't know what he's thinking here, and I'm sure he's making all this up. And he's very delusional. And he probably has mental problems. It seems like it. Sure sounds like it. But pretending that we go way back into this long history and apparently I was calling into a show and he beat me up so bad I had to take years to recover.

So yeah, you disappear with your tail between your legs and you start building your audience, building your army. Until I was big enough with a one soul per, to strike back at Johnny Kush. Do you think he actually believes all of this? Cause I'm starting to think he does. He's obsessed with me, he's talking about me every day now. I'm trying to figure that out on the spot here.

Yeah. And I'm not to figure that out on the spot here. Yeah. And I'm not insane as far as I know. I don't know if I would know that if I were. But there's a lot of, again, petty puke water going on here where he oscillates. Yes. Like, you're picking on the little guy and I like it. That's how you know you don't have a point.

You're a big meaning. When you can't figure out where your point is. And why am I bothering doing this because you're nothing? Right. Yeah. He's the podcasting legend. He's a podcasting god. You know what doesn't talk about me?

He's Joe Rogan. Never brought me up once. I think that's the guy who's actually on top of the world. When it comes to podcasts, he doesn't need to bring me up. So if you're that important, you wouldn't be talking about me ever seeing a fucking episode. We don't have a history. I don't know who the fuck you are So he goes on he was explaining this is the on the episode that we were listening to down in Florida He was talking about we were goof at as a rumble account. Yes

Because the rumble account is one follower and the videos have one view each he goes and I didn't create that account That rumble account. I have nothing to do with that. A fan was the one who set that up, like, okay, but still, no one's finding it, no one gives a fucking. That's the important part about this, not who set up your Rumble account, the fact that it's there, no one's found it, and no one's watching or listening to your shows.

Yeah, and you're acknowledging you know about it. And you knew about it. Yeah. Right. So that's not helping your cause at any single way. You're a loser. You can't take seven stances on everything. He's finally starting to get some responses to his tweets

only because he is tagging me in the tweets. No, of course. And he's talking about me, so. It's not the first time this has happened. People are responding to that a little bit. Okay. So check this out. This is from yet another episode.

So we're looking at three different episodes now. And we talked about how Johnny had a problem with a penis pump, and he had to get stitches, and stick doesn't work anymore. And well, I have some good news on that front. We got an update here. So one thing I do wanna think, Carl, you got me hard again carl you fixed my cock

yeah carl you made me hard because i want to fuck you none because i want to grab those weird ears yours of all the things to rip on. And out of your goatee, hit the top of my ball sack. Not that kind of thing. Not that kind of thing. No.

Thinking about that. Yeah, what other kind of thing is it does? I wouldn't want you to fog up your glasses. Well, slam in your ears into my pelvis. Oh. Thought, but no. He's fantasizing about me giving him a blowjob. But he's concerned about your glasses.

And that pause is for you, Carl. Because I know you're getting hard now too, but I like to fight. I like to argue with people. And I like to, uh, I don't know. How would you know? The balls once and it woke me up. And I've got more accomplished in two days. Then you have your entire career.

Again, this is the guy who wants to drive around and either give out hugs or cash. accomplished in two days, then you have your entire career. Again, this is the guy who wants to drive around and either give out hugs or cash. Oh, cash, right. I think you need some friends, buddy. He accomplished more in two days than I had my entire career. You don't have a website yet, sir. I can point out the obvious here all day. I don't need to obviously, but what a dumb thing to say. He's got like a moron.

So the fact that I'm getting his penis hard again and his dick is working, he goes on to talk about jerking off to porn after that. Like, okay, well, this isn't all bad, that I'm glad I can help you out there, Johnny. So I got an email from Mickey again today and he says, Carl, this fuck is delusional on today's episode. He declares victory over WTP, the mental illness continues to them saying that he has $2,000 on tears that people actually pay for. Furthermore, he says tomorrow's episode is a funerals show in honor of WTP, whatever that means. This fucking retarded loser is begging for his own recurring segment. I thought Chad Zumak was bad, but Johnny keeps surprising

me with endless stupidity. You know, I don't know what to do with this guy, because he obviously doesn't know what he's doing. He's, he wanted my attention, he's a dog chasing a car. And the car stopped and the dog doesn't know what to do now. Like, oh, I just wanted to chase you. I'm like, what am I gonna do now? I'm like, now you're down, we're there. That's a pretty good analogy.

We have picked on some people in the past where we wondered what their actual mental state was, but this guy might be a little sick. Speaking of people that we've talked about, we weren't sure about their mental state. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I just wanted to check out this morning. I even listened to OP's podcast in months because he's doing his live streams. He puts together those little video segments that he puts out on YouTube and we've been paying attention to his YouTube stuff. So I go, what is he doing for a podcast these days?

Check this out. This is the cold open to the most recent episode of OPES Podcasts. This is how it starts. I did not edit any of this. You turn out OPES show, you hit play, and this is what you're here. Yeah, when we weren't allowed to mention Howard anymore because the company came to us after how it cried like a little, you, you fill in the blank because I'm not allowed to say it tick-tock and buy. We started calling them radio edit and then the company came to us and said okay now you

can't say Howard Stern and now you can't say radio edit and then we had a whole list and and then like okay now you can't say that and then they finally the Warriors came to us with a whole list of names we couldn't use for Howard Stern on our radio show. Oh, you couldn't take it. I was driving in a car and Howard was talking about he's the last band standing and I just happened to be listening to this in my car. And he was bragging about how he's the last man standing. I was in my car laughing my ass off. I'm like, that's right Howard, you're the last man standing. Does that help your little ego? I was like, yep, you're the last man standing. Does that help your little ego? I was like, yep, you're the last man standing, Howard, you sure are.

You wanna blow out your candles now? Did you edit that together? No, he had nothing. That was how we started this show by him going, yeah, I just heard the Howard Stern said that he wins because he still has a career He's still on serious like Sam and all the people who was competing against who were on that vice-doc You're like man count all these guys have nothing going on Well, that's nothing to do with a birthday blowing out candles and why do we care if you're in your car or not?

Oh, I he has to pretend he doesn't listen to Howard. I just happened like I don't know how it came out I'm like no you have to in order to listen to Howard. I just happened to like, I don't know how it came out. Like no, you have to, in order to listen to Howard, it's not easy these days. It's an appointment. Yes, right. You have to figure out where he is, why it's gonna be on, listen to it. And so OP, I thought he was gonna have a thing

for I'm the last band standing back. Oh yeah, but who are you fucking talking to these days or whatever to make fun of the current content of the show, he's just like, oh yeah, how we, well yeah, in some ways, yeah. He's got nothing. he's got no things. You gotta blow out your candles now. Yeah, that's what I mean.

When he's like, that's when you do in a birthday celebration. Not when you're declaring victory over your rivals. So that doesn't even make fucking sense. And hoping for some reason, thought that was a good way to start the episode off with his hot takes on the fact that Howard Stern's way more successful than him throughout his career in every single stage.

We're all jacked up now. Jesus Christ. And so I listen to more of this episode. I'm not going to bore you guys with it. I would make this heathen's real short. But apparently those little shorts that he does for you two with all the production stuff and the whatever. That's what his podcast is now.

He takes those and he strings those together. You even hear the sound effects and the noise and then he goes off on the second you could tell that was an added together piece from his morning Rancho, yeah, and then they pull that together So and I know he's got a team or a guy doing that for him. So now open has to oh, yeah, so I'll be just putting that out as his podcast It's terrible. It's terrible, but are you surprised? Not really. Doesn't seem like a hard working guy. The thing I was surprised about, he's talking about that vice show about the radio wars of the 2000s. And Opie says, they should have had me on that show. I would have done it. I would have explained blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. I was just like, oh, what a fucking loser. Opie couldn't get on the show that was about him. Didn't even ask him, and he would have done it. You know what, bad, that makes you look Opie. They had some Randoguy who made a podcast called Shock Jocks. He was featured, him and Stunnery John Melundas, were featured on this show. And I was like, if they would have talked to me. I would have done it.

Oh, pretend that's not true. I know. Slime about it. Holy shit. But had he done this show, I'm sure he would have been very honest and earnest. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.

Maybe that's why they did go to him. Because just like Stunnering John is going to the axe to grind. And he just, yeah, I wasn't really funny. I mean, that's why they didn't go to him. Because just like Suthering Giants got an axe to grind. And he just, yeah, I wasn't really funny. I played Candy Crush a lot. Yeah, well, after we stopped putting whiffable bats and girls with Giants, I didn't really have a stick anymore.

So, nowhere else to go. Yeah, so I relied on Jimmy and Anthony to be funny and carry the show. Oh my God, if Opie would just say that. Oh, holy shit. It would be a game-changer. If Stuttering Giant would say, I'm broke. If Opie would say, I wasn't funny and I was bitter, that my coals were gonna go the laughs, and I know I'm not good at this. If these things would happen, everyone would just go away. Now, literally everyone. So, maybe they don't want to do that,

because they are still getting some attention. But I thought that was interesting because this is a quick update. I want OPs up to. It was just the usual. If you guys remember, there was a gentleman, his name is Andrew Herald, and he put together using AI, a person who sounds like me and not a person. But a voice that sounds like my voice, making various announcements. Well, he's giving us an update on this. So I don't think it sounds exactly like me, but I'm me. So I don't know. I'll just say this. What you're about to hear of in like 63 seconds is not me.

I've never said this. I'm not saying this now. Rubber Dix and Couserou's, it's me, Carl Hamburger. I've got an announcement to make a new podcast. You've heard me rip off all my other favorite genres of podcasts like Roasting, True Crime, and Man Drama. Now come along as I rip off my absolute favorite genre of podcast to listen to in my spare time, The Hang.

Join me, Alex Stein, Geno Bisconti, and all the other fan favorite co-hosts as we talk about what we had to eat that day in our favorite TV shows and tell inside jokes. Uh oh, we'll have a topic, but we'll never get to it. Not that you'll notice, because we'll all be talking over each other. And the whole time we'll pepper and cute poop based, alliterative phrases like, drink the pee pee, eat the feces, and I just made an oopie, goopy, soupie, poopie. Then we'll laugh our asses off at how hilarious we are. So if you're the kind of person that listens to hang podcasts and lieu of having friends

and you like pee pee talk, then check out our new podcast. Who are these pee pee poo poo kaka doodos live Friday nights at 8 p.m. on the only home for shows with this level of quality, the shuli network. I don't understand why you would say those things. I know, I don't know why either. It's not something we have to know we say. That is funny that we just reviewed the hangiest. I know, talking over each other, making dumb jokes.

Yup, we just reviewed that. Okay, let's talk about the takeover episode. So our midweek episode this week, I was not included in, it featured my buddy, Brian Johnson, my buddy Doug from Who's Right, and those guys decided to review Aaron Imholcho, Steel Toe Morning Show. The way this came about,

because there's a lot of speculation and beginning called out for a lot of different reasons, is that Doug reached out to me and Brian, and Brian actually, he sent a note to the two of us and said, I got an idea. I wanna review Steele Tell. What if we did a takeover episode? And it was just me and Brian and we reviewed Steele Tell.

So this was not my idea, but I loved it. For a number of reasons. One, I needed a fucking day off because we were down in Florida. I was working all the goddamn time. And normally Wednesdays, I'm consumed with WATP. It's my entire day leading up until five o'clock and then we record and then after that, I get dinner and the day's over.

That's Wednesday for me. And when we're down in Florida at our other house and we're trying to get things set up and we're trying to enjoy ourselves and enjoy the pool and everything, I'm like, I can't do a WOTP episode from here. It's too much. So those guys recorded the show on Sunday. Great. I'll do a live premiere Wednesday. We'll put it out Thursday morning like we normally do. This will be fan fucking fantastic for me. So the reason why I've never reviewed SteelToe is because there's so much hate for the sky on the internet

that I knew I couldn't do a good enough job to appease these people. And based on the feedback I've seen from this episode, I was right. There's no way in hell you can hate these people enough for the haters of the show to agree that you hated them enough and It's insane This show is not about hating shows and burying shows as much as Johnny Kush thinks we're trying to ruin someone's show and get a Naked out the internet. It's a roast. It's a roast style show There are varying degrees of how much I like the podcast or something roasting for sure.

And I'll be the first to admit, I probably got a little too personal on the Chad Zumaq front and it may be brought down the quality of the show for a little bit. I think that's probably true because this show is about funny first. We're supposed to be enjoying ourselves, laughing at jerks.

And the way that, and I said this, the Steel Toe boring show sub-ride it, is nothing like Daabler's anonymous. They're angry. Yeah, not fun. They're not fun. They're angry this guy. They're not funny people themselves.

They just want this guy's life ruined. Patrick Melton who's been on the show. He was going to the room for a while, trying to ruin their life. Like literally trying to get them arrested, trying to ruin their lives, like literally trying to get them arrested, trying to get their lives taken away from them. And I don't play my in those rules, it's weird. Well, maybe I'm rewarding what you're saying, but if we're laughing at you and having a good time, why would we want you to go away?

Correct. Correct. So I never understood that, and also I think that what goes around comes around. So I think it's a really bad thing for karma wise to put that out there. I was like, I'm going to bury this guy. He's going to lose his career. That's, I doubt it's going to end there.

Yeah. It's going to come back at ya. I mean, we saw this. Again, I'll reference this. Opian Anthony, when they were doing Jacktober, they loved the past spec then. The past would go after these radio shows, they had to take the Facebook pages down,

and they'd be hooting and hollering, oh, look at what these guys are doing, this is great. And then the sub-reddit started to turn on them, and the past started to turn on them, and now, oh, we still hasn't recovered from that. Jim Norton has kind of recreated himself to get away from it. Anthony has done everything that he can do to to build his own little walled off garden.

So that's the thing about wishing bad things on other people. It usually comes back at you. So it's not a good thing. So I knew I couldn't do a good enough job to review SteelToe and it was proven because Doug and Brian did a very thorough, methodical job. They covered everything people complain about as far as I could tell, because I read these things,

and they did over an hour and a half. And they even brought on the Philly fanatic to come on and try to get some counterbalance to it. They did a fantastic job. They have a different style than I do. They don't move along as quickly. That's one of the things about this show that I think makes it a quality program is that we move things quickly along, we play the clip, we discuss it,

we move on next clip. And so because of that, and I asked tell you how many clips did you play? 25. That's how many clips I would normally have for a segment, for a long segment. Right. So they had the clips, they had their points. They both were well versed in steel toe. They knew the show. They understood what the problems were. But the people who were watching a long live were not having it. It wasn't enough for them. They were doomed from the start. Like you said, right. There was no way that anything they could have done outside of going to their house and burning it down with them inside it was Was gonna be enough for the people who ate steel. They still that still wouldn't be enough They're like oh, they're whether you can have escape out the wind

Oh, I don't know push them back in the house The kids are escaping so so again I knew there was nothing you could do and the people who ate steel toe came to that show and Didn't enjoy what Brian and Doug did Anyone who doesn't care about SteelToe is a fan of WTP who watched that show went pretty good episode This guy's did a good job. Again different pace than what we do here Sure, but a lot of well I would say the vast majority of people who listen to WTP enjoy Doug from who's right

He's one of the top guys and And Brian Johnson from Tellum Steve Dave, whenever they come on the show, they're always fantastic. Absolutely, great, great guests. Okay, so Aaron goes on his show the next day, and I'm watching this. And I wanted to see how Aaron was gonna address this. Because, and I'm gonna reach out to, I haven't talked to Aaron since this.

I'm gonna reach out to him, because when I announced that WTP is gonna be reviewing Sealtown, he immediately took to Twitter, got on the offensive and started posting things like, well, in a private chat, Carl said, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I'm like, you don't even know what we're doing yet. And you're already trying to get out in front of it. Not only get out in front of it, but reveal things from a private conversation.

It wasn't even that big of a deal, but it just shows them in tailoring. I'm like, oh, that's not good, Aaron. That doesn't look, that's not a good look for you, buddy. It's kind of for a, a stuttering John. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up a little bit. So I was already like, okay. But then Aaron goes on his show the next day

and he's out of the dabbleverse. He's taking himself out of the dabbleverse. He doesn't want to address us. He doesn't want those, the people listening to this show right now, he doesn't watch you, what's he doesn't want those, the people who listen to this show right now, he doesn't watch you listening to his show. He's made this very clear. Okay, so he goes on his show and he hasn't listened to the episode, but he's heard things about it.

And it's funny because what he's heard is from the very people who despise him. So the people who didn't think that they went hard enough at him are the people he's getting his information from when he says that show was a flop and everyone hated it and so this is Aaron's response. And apparently people were upset, they didn't like it. The show was terrible. The common complaint I heard from people was there was no content. They just it was just them going. He sucks. I hate him. Okay, so I'll just point this out real quick.

Completely not true. I guess there are 25 clips. And when they were going through, I guess they do these prize shows, I should get the clip from Doug, I don't have it on the board, but they played this clip where Aaron's setting up, like if you donate this amount of money, you'll get put into an auction

or you'll get put into a drawing and you might be able to win a $5 gift card for this place or a $10 thing at that. It's like, give us $25 and you could win $5 off of that. I'm like, what the fuck? And it got more and more convoluted as he's going through the whole thing. Anyway, my point, that's not my point. My point is, they played all the clips.

They laid out their case. They played all the begging clips people complained about with this show. It's not that they were super cuts about begging super cuts with Aaron Himmels' ums and all of his crutches. They had this all covered. They did an amazing job. The biggest complaint that I got was from Doug at Bright who said, Carol, how the fuck do you do this twice a week?

This is a lot of fucking work. That was the biggest complaint I got on anything. So Aaron's going, yeah, they didn't even have anything to say because I'm amazing. So there's no way they could even say anything. And it's like, well, yeah, you have to because the fact of the matter is not to chew our own horn. We do a really good show here.

You can't play clips of it and go, look at how bad and broadcasting these guys are. If anything, the one thing I do better than anybody in any realm we've been associated with ever is that I'm probably the best broadcaster in it, the best professional broadcaster. Certainly the most humble and the most humble. You can make an argument for Bubba, I think, and if you consider us, I guess we're part of Compound. So yeah, Anthony, obviously, a better broad. Oh, well, that's nice of him to say. He's not as good as like, bubble the love

spawn or my boss. Been in major markets and was on serious XM on the Howard channel for all those years. Maybe he's not as good as open Anthony, the second biggest morning show of all time. Maybe. Okay, I'll give it to those two. When he said, bubble, I was like, Oh, shit, he's putting himself in a category. Okay, that's fine, that's fine. A caster than I am, but after those two, there's nobody who could, if, you know, if Bubba got back on the air today or if Anthony got on the air today, they'd have success. If we got back on the air today, we'd have a lot of success.

There's nobody else in that world that can say the same thing. So if you're going to do a show like those two were, you basically have to be creepy Reddit monster. I hate this guy. And that's not what that audience is looking for. So I was really happy. That is what that audience is looking for. Unfortunately, it's, I don't think it's a WTP audience per se, but they weren't that at all. They actually played clips and brought up good points to see that that bombed so horribly, not surprised, but I was very happy to see that it bombed and also that Carl wasn't part

of it. That was very cool. It's a level of respect that I know this was the one that you were like in on or whatever with potato. I was going to do something with the potato, but we got COVID. It was supposed to be done Thursday. I told him, I said I can push it back to Friday, which also wouldn't have worked. I didn't realize how sick I was still going to be Friday.

But he just, I, somebody said they, he did a bit trying to make it look like an interview anyway, and it didn't see. This is the other thing that annoys me. When you're going to go on and respond to't. See, this is the other thing that annoys me. When you're gonna go on and respond to this and granted, he wanted this to be a quick aside, he wasn't gonna delve into it, but he doesn't know what he's talking about.

I hate this. He can't use hearsay. Well then, somebody told me that it wasn't very good and they did a thing and it didn't work. Dude, either listen to it, pull the clips and explain why it didn't work or don't address that part of it. You could say that people were disappointed to it, pull the clips, and explain why it didn't work, or don't address that part of it. You could say that people were disappointed in it,

you could say that there was a lot of people who didn't care for it, I agree with that, I understand that part of it. But to bring up specific examples, I'm like, I didn't hear this, but somebody said, or I heard someone whisper or something, that's like, trying to make it look like an interview anyway and it didn't look great, but I look I'm I'm I'm not gonna pretend

I'm not happy that it went horribly wrong Great duckling with 499 says, but I love your chair. It is a nice chair. All right So that was a weird response Yeah, and thankfully his co-host is just like oh and your humble like dude. What are you doing? It's not a good look people don't like that that. Howard was able to, here's the thing, Howard was able to pull that off. Old pre tries to do this still. I'm fucking better than everyone. They try. Johnny Kushtus. You're trying to match with me. You can't. I'm the best at this. Howard could do it because he could back it up with the audience, with the markets.

He was putting on an amazing show. I loved it. It was original. It was original. No one was as bombastic as him. No one was tooting their own horn like him, so it was refreshing. So it made sense that he would do it. When guys like Aaron Imholt,

I'm not saying it's easy to build what he built, but it's not that impressive. There's a lot of people who've done it, myself included. And when he goes out, he's just like, I'm obviously the best broadcaster there is. I'll sign up to Radio Legends. Jesus Christ, dude, relax.

I mean, he's like yelling from mountaintop of haters. Right. So the other point I wanted to make about the show is when they got into the Southern John stuff, Brian and Doug, and they recorded this a few days before, but they were talking about how I was getting chummy with Suthering John, we're gonna meet for a beer, and you know, I was jumping the shark and all this stuff,

I'm just like, hey idiots, I was never gonna get a beer with Suthering John. I don't like this thing, and Kevin Brennan tries the pull of this shit too, where it's like, oh, now you guys all work, you guys are buddies? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not the case at all. I don't want to be in the same room as Southern John unless we're there to roast him. I don't want to be anywhere near that guy.

Well, we agree on that. And also, wait for things to happen, don't project him. I know. I was a little annoyed with Dog and Brian's take on that because I was like, well, none of this is true. You guys are putting this on okay, whatever You're not right about that, but Whatever you say PD became a member. Thank you, buddy. No super chest today. That's correct

I mean these shells behind the paywall Not only can you not super chat, but we prefer to knock it bog down by the super chatting on this one All right speaking of that stuttering fuck face. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Gaggy, yeah. Now first off, John is complaining all over the place that I'm not paying this bet. We made a bet on his show. I said, you never asked O.J. Simpson to sign your knife.

And he said, I can produce the video or the tape or whatever he said on his audio or video. I can produce the tape. I said, 100 bucks if you can produce the video. That tape or whatever he said on his audio or video. I can produce the tape. I said, 100 bucks if you can produce the video. That was him offering that. That's that what I said. That was his back. And I said, okay, let's do it. Those were the terms.

Those were the specific terms. Since then, he's had Doug Goodstein and Richie Wilson say that yes, that did happen. Doug Goodstein wasn't there. Richie Wilson is supposedly the cameraman who was there. But that wasn't what the bet was. It wasn't, get two of your friends to say this happened or two of your ex-co-workers, not even friends. Get two of your ex-co-workers to say it happened.

That wasn't the bet. So now John is saying this. Lady Kay. We know about him. Doesn't pay his bets. Just as many Paulino. His co-host. Ask him. He doesn't pay his bets.

The world that I live and I pay my bets. You make a bet. Put it this way. At the and I pay my bets. You make a bet, put it this way, at the place I hang out at. Okay, here we go. We bet on everything, everything. Every story is about the pub, it's the only thing he doesn't like.

If somebody ever doesn't pay a bet, nobody will ever bet you again. All right, well guess what, John, you lost the bet. Yeah. He literally owes me $100. I haven't brought this up yet but he literally owes me a hundred dollars. I'm thinking that I'm like why do you keep talking about this you have lost the bat and tell you produce the goddamn tape right you lost the bat man so maybe you should stop talking about people who don't pay their bets and that was his idea, he's such a fucking idiot. So, but I'll tell you what, John,

we will let this one go if you drive to Gary Indiana. Holy shit. Oh, that's like a- What are they thinking? No fucking away, he's gonna do that. And who knows, maybe some day I'll drive to Gary Indiana or we'll switch up what the consequence is. The fact of the matter matter is I've done all

My consequences except for the one that I can't physically work into my life. I literally can't figure out how to pull that off in my life That's the one I haven't done yet. Sorry if it was a hundred bucks. I wouldn't done it by now Yeah, you would have tried meth by now. Yes. That's what I wanted, that's a wheel. Try meth and try it again. See if you can only have fun on a weekend. That would be a fun one. That was with my brother hanging out, my dad's birthday. Just earlier today, my brother goes,

okay, hear me out. I hope I hope I'm not speaking out of school here. It's one of my brothers, yeah. One of my brothers is saying, Carl, hear me out. I think what we should do we should lace all the hard Narcotics with fentanyl and just let these people OD because what will do it will discourage people from getting hooked on the stuff in the first place and It's gonna kill off few good people, but not a lot. I go great. This is already happening. I mean I go brother who won't be named This is already happening. I mean, I go, brother who will not be named. This is already happening. It's already happening.

It's already happening. It's a life. I go, this is specifically with the problem is right now. You don't know about this. You're kind of describing the news. Yeah, this is a real issue that's happening right now. So I actually, what I said was good news. That's specifically. Good news everyone. So I actually what I said was good news

Specifically good news everyone Specifically what is happening right now? All right, so anyway that would be a funnier consequence than me driving to Gary and you know That's the thing too. I know I'm already complaining about this but fucking I fired up this whole thing We're really likes to put things on the wheel that don't even make good content I'm gonna spend 20 hours in a car, 22 hours in a car, driving round trip to a place that's shitty for a couple of photographs and maybe a video of a run-down house?

What's gonna happen? In Vitties world, maybe I'll get mugged. All right, yeah, cool. That'll be great for the show, Carl. Yeah, cool. Good stuff, Vittie. What? Yeah, cool. Good stuff, Mini. Well, I was that up around the wheel of consequences, driving the Gary Indiana. Pity Pukewater talked about that five years ago.

Yeah. I would say it was just drunk talk, but Vinnie's not a big drinker. No, he's not. Drunk on pizza. He's just an idiot. He's just a big fat stupid guy. Alright, that's too much. drunk on pizza. It's just an idiot. It's just a big fat stupid guy. All right. That's too much. Let's get into uh, centering job because it amazingly happened on his show this

week. He is watching Kevin Brennan. Now Bob Levy has left Mizra'lo's company. If you were to watch Kevin Brennan show, you would think that Kevin Brennan kicked Bob leave you off. That's not the case. Kevin Brennan wasn't paying Bob and also accused Bob of feeding Chad Zumak behind the scenes information when they were in Atlantic City. And so Bob found he went, all right, you're mad at me for a shit that didn't happen. And also you're not paying me. I'm done with this. This is annoying. So Bob quit the show. And so Kevin copes the way he copes. He likes to gaslight everyone. Pretend that that was his whole thing.

That Bob sucks. He didn't even want him on the show. Even though he was breaking up paying Bob, and I was money he was paying, that was his big thing. He's like, oh, you're a shoelace, he never doesn't pay you, I pay you. And it's funny because now,

Bob's never touched what this before. Now, he's quit. It's all coming out. How much money he actually made from Mizuno's company. I guess the most money he ever made in the month was $4,000. Kevin paid him.

Kevin likes to say he paid him $5,000 a month. The most was $4,000. Usually it was more like $3,000. Because he had soldering John out and he docked $1,000 out of Bob's Bay without him even discussing that out of time, which is nuts. Because Kevin acts like, you know, he paid $3,000 for soldering John,

but he says he had a Simon partner, the chip in 1500. He got $2,300 in super chats. He docked Bosbe by 1,000 bucks. Suddenly Kevin's up on it. I was gonna say. He didn't pay me for being on the profit. So it sounds like he did okay. Anyway, I digress.

The point is is that Bob left the show, and so now Kevin is popping up and doing all these shows at random times. So just the other day, he went online while still doing John was doing his show. John is on, I think, two to four, two to five Monday through Friday or so. And usually, Mr. Rose Company starts it for,

but Kevin went on by himself and John decides to start sniping him because he heard that Kevin was talking shit and This is one of the funniest things you'll ever see is John watching Kevin talk shit about John and watch John's reaction Wow, I'm really fucking terrible at this. Yeah, most. John's a fucking idiot. I just realized today he's a fucking idiot. Look at his face. Is he alive?

I can't. He's like, John, who? Who's this chat guy? You're calling an idiot. You idiots. Yeah, he's like, this guy sounds stupid. Is he alive? I can't even find his YouTube channel.

So now he's calling me a new kid. Oh, snap. All right. Johnson Idiot someone just said, John desperately wants to be my co-host. John's a fucking idiot. I just realized today he's a fucking idiot. So is he live?

I can't even find his YouTube channel. I went to find his YouTube channel to see if he was live He he wasn't anything He wasn't like he wasn't live He he he wasn't tweeting anything all this politics All this politics shit is fucking What kev get kev What, Kev? Get, Kev.

Get. You know what I'm saying? You don't like to have air now, Jack? You don't like to have air now, Jack? You don't like to have air now, Jack? You don't like to have air now, Jack? You don't like to have air now, Jack? You don't like to have air now, Jack?

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He wants to get angered up, but he's still, we're going through the hurt feelings part. Well, he's, so he thinks him and KBR buddies. John has been saying since Bob up the show, he wants Bob's job. He wants to be the second mic on MLC. So John thinks he's in the running for this, just like he thought he was for Anthony's show

and Stephanie Miller and the list goes on. Oh, the last time he even talking about the Jackie chair. John still thinks he should have the Jackie chair. So John thinks for sure he'll get on MLC now that Bob's off there. And now he's watching Kevin Brennan go, John's an idiot and he's like,

is he talking about me? I think this guy's talking about me. Yeah, that's my love. I know. This is just the funniest shit. And yeah, he goes to a stage of denial, which is really funny. Yeah, we're watching all the shit. Yeah, yeah, this is great. Oh, you got to do a subscribe, right? I mean, you'll get on him. You know, Kevin, I don't know why you fucking, you called me a fucking idiot, Kevin. I've got a board. And the guy said, he is not really solo show. Adam said this. I don't know why you fucking me a fucking idiot Kevin I better not afforded the guy say it is not really solo show Adam said this up I don't know what's one of it already Live that's why when I got here there was already people you know because Adam and already set it up

Yep sounds like you turned on me Not me I didn't just me. I'm a fucking idiot It doesn't really Kevin All right. So anyway, what do I do? What I do to you? Everyone's killing it this weekend. That's the other thing with John. And I love that he goes, wait, was he just reading that? And he'll talk more about that. But John doesn't understand that this isn't a thing where he's mad at you. So he called you an idiot. He doesn't even know you're

watching. Right. Literally can't hear you. Literally thinks you're an idiot. And John goes, why are you turning on me? What do that ever do to you? No, it says nothing to do with that. He thinks you're an idiot. He's right. A lot of people think you're an idiot, John. It's why there's an entire subreddit devoted to how what an idiot you are. Yeah, it's pretty cut dry. He just watched your political show. Yes. And he has deemed you an idiot. Yes, and John's going always turning on me

He just has an opinion on you. That's all I also don't know why I'm talking to him right now. Yeah Oh, no, this gets a great fun here Yeah, so John thinks because he's been because he does he always he always says, don't you like Kevin Brennan that? When I was at John's show, I was just like, no, you shouldn't even like him. He tried to fuck up our thing. And John's like, no, he's great. I love Kevin Brennan. So he thinks, if you talk nice about someone,

they cannot say anything negative about you. In John's world, those are the rules. I'll probably have to talk about this when the other people come on. But I guess Levy was threatening me again. Yes, today was a work. Yesterday was a... Everything's a fucking work.

You and the fucking work. Now, I don't wanna get mad. I like the fucking guy. Why the fuck is he gonna fucking now join in? Yeah. You know, I didn't, guys, all I said was, Kev, give me the benefit of the doubt. You know, say, I don't know, let me ask John, because they're lying.

She was lying to you. Okay, let me explain. Let me put some context around this. This is what started all of this. Monique from Radio Gunnk, went on and measured those company with Alex Stein. And actually Monique reached out to me and asked, I'm not saying that I was the reason or anything, she said,

she's like, should I go on and come show him again? It's a blast, go on there. So Monique was talking about how, back when Royce and John were doing a show together, the guy on her show arm on Radio Gunnk had a YouTube channel with all this Howard Stern stuff. And Royce or John did copyright strikes

and got to take him down. And he had like 15,000 subscribers and lost all of it. And she was talking about this with Kevin. She goes, and John doesn't own any of this stuff. Like John might have been in some of the clips, but John thinks he owns it because he's in it because he's a fucking moron. John, you're an idiot.

So John decided, and so John's whole point was, because Monique said he did it, and he goes, no, no, no, Royce did that. But Royce wouldn't do that unless John told him to, because Royce doesn't give a fuck. Royce wouldn't care if there's Howard Stern counting on the internet. He doesn't have a vendetta.

Right, and he also, doesn't have a dog in the race. There's no reason for him to care about who's posting clips of Howard Stern For me personally the more the better the more I can fight clips of old Howard Stern stuff I can go and watch or goof on or enjoy or whatever great. I would never tell YouTube I don't think this guy has permission to be posting this beetle juice cycle But John's a moron and he's very jealous and he gets upset. He's a tattle tale too.

He's a tattle tale. So he had this guy's YouTube channel taken down according to Monique who would know and John's very upset with Monique saying that and so that's what this is all stomach for. She was lying to you and I'm the fucking idiot, but you fall for it. You fall for fucking Honeak lying about me, but I'm the fucking idiot. Honeak. So he's been trying to get this is happening behind the scenes right now. He's trying to get Monique back on his show actively up until yesterday or today. Still trying to get her on the show. She's like, you doxed my husband.

You called me a whore. I mean, he called her the seaworth to another funny events. Like, she doesn't like you, Chad. She doesn't want to do your show. You fucking say that I'm friends with Carl. And I'm not. I get mad about that too. I don friends with Carl and I'm not. Now you get mad about that too. I don't like Carl.

It's mutual. Squatchy's at 66. Thanks for five loves. Kevin finally told the truth. I'll do fucking, I'll fucking kill Kevin in the fucking IQ test. He doesn't have a chance. Come on.

I'm a fucking idiot. Now I don't know if that was written. Somebody tell me, please, that's not a troll. He doesn't know if that was written. Did it look like Kevin was reading a script? Did you get a sense that Kevin was auditioning for a play or going through his life? No, you can tell he wasn't reading it because it was so natural. He can't really read a super chat. Let me retreat the way Kevin did that.

Yeah. John's a fucking idiot. Was that scripted? If that was written, but it didn't sound like it was. No, it didn't. John's a fucking idiot. Everybody be traiming. I don't have a friend in a world.

Somebody in the discard is just loving the John is realizing it real time that nobody likes them And everyone thinks he's a moron. It really is a lot of fun isn't it? There's there isn't a guy that's easier to root against than Johnny Kush, but then number two is Stuttering John Valentez this moron Okay, I just I think this is drop worthy. So, producer Chris, if you wanna make a note on this one. John the fucking idiot. You know, I, yeah.

John the fucking idiot. I don't know. You know, I, you know, and he's gotta stop the politics, you know, just not working for him. I'll shut the fuck up, Kevin. Please. John's so bad at this.

Senator Anger on KB was working you the whole time, sad. Yeah, I guess so. Hey, they all do. Just like David's talkin' to fuckin' Shoeley now. Fuckin' you know. Everybody's a fuckin' work. Is buddy DG. Send me. Everybody's a fucking work is buddy. DG me that didn't take long nope and now Kevin is fucking trashing me nope. Un-fucking

believable. He's calling you an idiot which is true. Hey, I'm in a fucking I'm just fucking call him. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm a fucking call. How about that. All right. Let's do it. All right. So John decides he's on his show. Kevin's doing a show live. He's just gonna call him on the phone. This is fan fucking. Tastic. This I enjoyed a lot There's a few things to point out here starting with this I'm a fucking work fucking He's so bad.

Paul Kevin. Okay, so he tells his phone to call Kevin, meaning he only knows one guy named Kevin, and he's not expecting to beat anymore. Do you have anyone in your phone that's just a first name? No. No. Maybe dad. Wait, I have multiple Kevin's.

This guy just thinks of his phone that's called Cabin. Yeah. A computer. All right. So they're going to be talking about, Sudaring John went on a show on the Shoolie network called Replayables, hosted by this guy Chris Able. And John went on there with Huzy. And I guess they watch pretty crazy videos

that are replayable and just enjoy them. So like one of the clips was a motorcycleist was weaving in through traffic and flying past all these cars and just runs into a horse. And it's from the first person perspective of driving into a horse. So anyway, there's all these videos,

crazy things that they watch. So John went on there and lo and behold, Chewley pops out in 45 minutes into it. And John runs away. Run away, Johnny, run away. And so that's what they're going to be talking about when he calls into Kevin here. Calling Kevin. Good stuff. Let's see.

Kevin. Yeah. Why are you calling me an idiot? Because what the fuck you doing Chris Able's no for you one five hundred hours. I'll lend you five hundred hours Well, it was one hour If a five hundred bucks why not Okay, you said you're done with all these shows with the stats For Chris fucking April I don't even know who he is, cab. Yeah, exactly.

So why are you doing a show? Because he paid me 500 bucks for like 15 minutes. First of his hour. The last one, did you really show it up? What the fuck was that? So that's a work to set up when you and Julie do a show together? No.

Fucking the agreement was, Julie wasn't allowed to show up. And then he fucking showed up. So you got ambushed? Yes, I got ambushed. You didn't see that Tony getting ambushed on the Shule never worked by Shule. Well, it doesn't matter because I wanted to get back to the Yankee game anyway. So now I had a fucking excuse to get the fuck out of there. Oh God.

He's the worst. He always has his excuse. And it's always pathetic. It's always the worst excuse. He's like, well no, I wanted to leave. I wasn't afraid of Shule. It was the bottom of the worst. He always has his excuse. And it's always pathetic. It's always the worst excuse. He's like, well, no, I wanted to leave. I wasn't afraid of Shule. It was the bottom of the six. And then the egg gets away down the run.

Oh, so you're a scammer. What an idiot. So he took 500 bucks to go on the sky show. And then Shule shows up and up playa, what happens here? Because there's no confrontation. They're not looking for a confrontation. In fact, John's mixing up with he was the whole time and he hits a back a few times.

And every time Chris Able just like, all right, that's all this is. We're just hanging out. We're gonna watch these bills. We're gonna have some fun. We're not fighting. That's not what this show is, but this is the incident where Shuley shows up

on the show and John gets there. And she wasn't gonna let go. And she was wearing the juicy outfit. Yeah, she was wearing the juicy outfit. She wasn't gonna let go if she was wearing a juicy outfit. Yeah, she was wearing a juicy outfit She wasn't gonna let go. She is she is the true Navigator The true He made lovely lady

That's Let's compare that her the junior fucking high Let's compare that her the senior fucking high John come on to stop Let's go let's do this come on drink up What Grab your No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, God, they're trying to do it on the screen now, bro. They're trying to watch another video. He is done. So he is left. So that is John running away at the site of Shule. He said, nothing.

They just said, Hey, man, we're hanging out. Here's a have a toast to have a sip and John is so afraid because he knows. He knows he's dumber than Shule. He knows he has no argument. And John's whole thing is like, should we run away from him? I try to interview him in that hotel lobby. And then as soon as he sees Shuley, he runs away. Boom.

And the last time Shuley called into John's show, John had to knock him off the screen because Shuley was making some points. And John had to, he goes, oh, but he was being boring. That's why I kicked him off. And then we find out they actually physically blocked him in stream yard.

So Shuley can never be on his show. I got him. He didn't even show up. And this would have been the best platform because by design, they're just having fun. Right. This is, if I'm not spilling this out well enough, let me say it this way.

Yeah. Suthering John is he pussy and he's proving it time and time again with how afraid he is of everyone. He was afraid of me when I went on his show last Friday or the Friday before Friday before or whatever's like Something to who? Yeah, okay

All right, so then KB is gonna bring this up But Kev, I'm your biggest fucking supporter man. I just hated that whole week was lying about everything I just hated that whole week was lying about everything. You didn't want to come on. You're going to Christmas table, so you won't come on my fucking show because you didn't ask me. You should have text me. I said, I said, I said on the show, come on the show. You're watching the show. You back to be about money.

No, I was getting gas at that time. I text you at the gas station. Anyway, anyway, so I don't think you know what? Listen, I'm on your side, Kevin. You would surely, Kevin. And then you run in a way like you're like, and then everyone feel like, oh, kids are really fighting. Are you really fighting with

you leaders that have worked? Kevin, I can't stand the douche payah and I can't stand Carl. There's no work. What kind of money do you want to share with Carl? Now, why don't you do the thing no work because I I load shuly I would never go on his show so you hate you hate you way more than you hate the light

you got a spinger now who's that Carla yeah yeah well hold on what did KB just call me? The librarian? Yeah. Hold on, I gotta hear that again. Library buddy? So you hate, you hate, you hate, you hate, you hate more than you hate kind of the library lady. Who's that Carla? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, I, I, but I despise both of them just as much as you do.

I guess I'm behind on how people are making fun of me. If someone wants to tell me why I'm the library lady, I don't know. The origin of that one. Yeah, but you're so much more with car. Well, no, we had an agreement. I do wanted his studio and he do one of my studio. I think that's what you're not. Yeah, now it's all English is his first language.

I just want to play it now. Done. Are you done with this last poll or not? No, because I'm enjoying it too much. Oh, so you're not done, that was the work. No, I did want to get done and then I said, you know what? Why should I not make some money? He's not lying, he's laughing because he's lying.

Yeah, so Kevin called him out because John was going to quit the devil verse. He talked to the guy from quite a soul totally changed his perspective on life Just like when someone wants to quit Facebook right makes a big big deal about it guys in my last episode ever And tell maybe one more thing yeah, right? Okay, so now I'm gonna flip over to KB side of this conversation because Kevin has read a veto on his a guess and read a veto laughing His ass off and all of this As is known to happen with Southern John is around. She'll lead Southern John me and she'll be set aside or different.

This is I'm sorry. I'm just back up. This is when he first gets the call from John and then we'll pick up where we left off. She'll lead Southern John me and she'll be set aside or differences. And now we're going to work together to take down Brennan. Wash man. They didn't get a long on the thing. As soon as she was shut up, John left.

It's a work. It's probably a work. I don't think I think that dude's actually unstable. Huh? Stuttering John's unstable. I don't mean to break the fourth wall here, but he's unstable. Huh? Stutter John's unstable. I don't mean to break the fourth wall here, but he's he's unstable. I think we I think we see that. Wow. When Ray DeVito is calling you out for his stability, that's not great. Yeah. No, if that's right. See the choice. I

don't know. That's. Kevin. Yeah. Why are you calling me an idiot? Because what the fuck are you doing? Chris Able, show for you. You want $500? I'll loan you $500. Okay, so that's where the thing started. Now let's pick up where we left off. Where John is explaining that he's back in the devil verse

because there's so much money to be made. Because he's making so much money here in the dabble verse. And so Kevin's just like, well, wait, I thought you were a substitute teacher. Why do you care about the money in the dabble verse? Why can't I not make some money? What's one school go back? It's already back. Oh, wait. So you're not, you just work when you, when they call you? So you're not you you just work when you when they call you What you're done teaching Cragg I'm starting to get away if John's available. I'm starting a network. I'm starting my, I officially started in network.

I tell you, that's the part that John can't hear is right to feel actively laughing at him for this. Quick observation, I know this probably goes without saying, John was bragging not that long ago, a couple of months ago, about making $106,000 a year as a teacher in LA. And now he's saying, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm just too much money

to be made in podcasting. Go ahead and watch one of his episodes, so many super chats he gots. And tell me that's the equivalent of $16,000 a year, it is not. It's not even close. And even with that salary, it was more about the self-satisfaction.

Well, right, he always started by saying, I'm giving back. I'm doing this because the kids need me. That's rewarding. And I'm their favorite teacher and I got all these cards from the students who want me to go, boom! Don's available.

I'm starting a network. I'm starting my, I'm officially starting a network. I tell you going back to me, I thought that was your first love teaching. No, that's just Don kids. Don kids, why? Aren't they Don, the kids in the school? No, why do you say that? Because kids are Don. I'm a kid. Aren't they dumbed the kids in the school? No.

Why do you say that? Because kids are dumb. But no, they're not all your kids dumb. No, but you're not teaching them. It's a great job. I think I'm like, no, they're not dumb. Anyway, I'll come and show it if you want. All right.

I apply. He's not going. He's not going back to be a teacher. I thought that was his passion. That's what I was all about. Man. He said, I'm man. Who is the best show?

Who is the best show? Right. Say it. I don't care if you you can fence it all you want. Who is the best show? Whenever show I'm on, I make it number one. I mean, all I do is tell the truth. Oh, that's a lie. All right, Kevin, you lost you there.

You had a good cycle with John. And then you immediately had to pet yourself on the back for it. You lost me with that. Yeah, I started to look Kevin again for something. I know. I know. And then he goes out and does that, unfortunately. I love it.

Really ripping out John. Dude, it's so funny. John, if you're watching this, I just want to let you know how stupid you're the laughing stock of the internet. Again, thank you for coming back. We appreciate it. Everyone is scoring points off of you right now. You're a fucking loser and listen to the justification that he does and the way that he justifies

this. Look, I know Kevin says, do I need the money so bad? If I'm gonna fucking be able to make 500 in an hour or less, I don't think there's a person here that would say don't do that. And even Carl, when he had me on and he thought Kevin talked me out of it, he did. Carl and I are making 500 each on that show and then another 300 each on the other one.

So a total of 800 bucks. And that was for like six hours of material. So if I can get 500 for one hour, come on. Why not? That's 10 days of the pub. All right. So it to him, $500 equals 10 days of the pub, which is bullshit because he claims

that he tips 10 bucks a beer. Right. So that would go pretty quickly. Very quickly. Yes, but so barely 50 bucks a day is what he spends at the pub. And he goes to the pub every day. So people could do the math on that,

figure out what he's spending at the pub. Significant. It really is. It's weird that he says shit like that. All right. So as we know, John's killing it. That's why he's back in the devil first because so lucrative and he says he's such a good job. And he's starting to get some amazing guests on the show, including one of my good buddies here. So I'll leave it there. What? Hi, sir, how you doing? Who are you? Mr. John, my name's Lorenzo Aureola.

How'd you get this link? The potato sent it to me. He's a friend of mine. All right, are you a troll? Are you gonna fucking? What do you want to say? No, welcome back to You know what would this universe? I know for a while you were like a

Was it like a legend like an unspoken legend and you know, it's honor to meet you. How are you doing? How are you doing? Good, but let's just finish. I'm going to, if you want, I'm just going to finish watching this clip, okay? So we're right so pop, sad. Just like, what, what do you want?

Who are you? Who are you? The potatoes, I mean the leg. I love it. Fucking hilarious. Lorenzo Areola from that cell funny. Popping on John Show. Fan fucking, fantastic.

And then the next day on John Show, I guess he saw the A-Subs just played a show yesterday at a place called a Rondiquate beer company. They were awesome to us. The beer was delicious. I have only good things to say about that show. The A-Subs just played a show yesterday at a place called a Rondiquate beer company. They were awesome to us. The beer was delicious. I have only good things to say about that show. We had a blast.

But they put up a flyer for the show that we did not create. They put it together. Although I will say that the text on the flyer, they got from our website. So that is something that we wrote or I wrote. So that's fine. John's gonna attempt to roast that.

He's on online. And now he's gonna, in real time, goof on this flyer for the show that we just did. You know, good John is coming up with roast jokes off the cuff. So I'm sure this will be great. Cardiff posted this. I said, sobs on the patio.

Rockchesters premiere instrumental rock band. Look at these idiots. All in green. Oh. So first off, we're not all in green. There's a green light at us. We're in white. And there's a green light.

The stage light. Look at these idiots all in green. Fucking loses. Between gyrating, go-go dances. Hilarious announcements. Yeah, because one thing Carl is is hilarious. Good one. Got me. Stage effects.

Oh, well, there is a, that's a selling point. Stage effects. Got me. Nerd glasses. Oh my god. You have me sold now. I can get my nerd glasses. You want to get your nerd glasses?

Let me get my nerd glasses. He's terrible at this. He's the worst at this possible. Stick to politics, buddy. Dude. What the fuck kind of joke is that? And you don't get nerd glasses. We wear nerd glasses.

We wear the nerd glasses. We don't hand them out at the show. We dress like nerds. It's joke. And panty-dampening rock choreography. Oh my God. Look at these guys. Is any chick dampening her panty? Is any chick dampening her panty? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It takes it all at face value like it's all literal

Are you fucking kidding me? Yes, we are yes, please please Carla Fuck oh by the way right there so now all of his messages are showing on Twitter And he's doxing himself to de-sneeter of all people. He sent deciders email trust So there it is for everyone to see every time John shares shares his screen, he shows you something he's not supposed to. He's amazing. He's asking opion. Yup. He's got opion there. He wants to, yeah, he want to come out and beer on the balcony. Oh, he's hitting on a chick. Look at that. Elaine Smith. Hi. How are you doing? No one's responding to him except for Cardiff. Who's on a, oh, Cardiff who's on a oh Cardiff yes, oh son of that

And then he posted this video Are you on vacation Cardiff Cardiff when you love what you do Carl Cardiff is in the chat right now. I didn't think he was back I would have said I'm a link Can you believe this people? Can you believe this is his punchline that that's John's best punchline uh they say that the show's gonna be entertaining cook I can't make this stuff up can you believe this people rock guitars what and then uh Richard something you know hey Carole I told John he was

better than Kirk O'Bane at music and my trolling kind of backfired and he thanked me wholeheartedly and serenaded me. It brought joy to John's day. So he sent me this clip that is hilarious because John's so stupid. You're like, yeah, man, you're like a Robert plant with your singing voice. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Dude, they're fucking trolling you. You more, how do you not know this by now? He's an asshole, Jake.

Oh yeah, he's another bully. So he had Lorenzo, he didn't invite on the show and I love Lorenzo. Then the next day he has Jake Hudson. I just got shot at the show on purpose. He's going in the right direction for you, Johnny, you're killing it, buddy. Keep it up.

He's an asshole, Jake. He's another bully. Yeah. Richard, take all of Ticknady and... Oh. Oh, John Dev so we are oh No, so we are oh No, so we are Oh Miss Melinda's He read that comment and went that's correct. I am better than Kurt Cobain at rock music. And it starts horribly singing.

All the pilot was at all apologies, I think it was. Right? I think so. It's hard to tell when he's singing. That's good point. All right, and then let's do a quick Kevin Brennan update because that guy is losing his mind and jumping the shark. So Bob had quarantine on the BS show. Shuley wasn't there.

He was traveling. So it was Mike and Bob and Jim quarantine. And they were talking about how Bob has left MLC and things are not great between Bob and and Kevin right now. Of course, quarantine is friends with everyone. So you got to take that into account. Like prisoners there, you know. So here's after my. So the reason why this sounds this way is because what we're watching is Kevin Brennan, who doesn't know how to use

computers very well. He still uses his phone to take photos of super chats. So remember them. Pulls somebody's on this clip. So he uses his phone to take photos of super chats to remember them. Pulls somebody's on this clip, so he pulls the phone up to his microphone so that we can hear the clip from the BS show earlier that morning. Family, so what I'm doing,

he's threatening me. I have a group of people, not a group of people, not a couple of people that we're doing. They will be doing, they will check out this family, they will be doing videos of them to see about them since they coming after me. So we will have a background on them, a surveillance team will be sent out. So that's coming. Well, that's coming soon. Yes. Okay.

Where you're going to have people film who? Oh, it's why before she goes and and that everybody, you know, I need to know everything about a family that's coming after me. So, yes, I will, I will step it up. What's the, why, so how is he coming after you? Oh, he's sending the IRS he's threatening every day, you know Floor and team I guess was a guest host on the B show today and Somebody sent me that clip. I want wanted I am indebted forever because again I can't watch that show but I got it was I couldn't I thought I really thought that that was divine intervention a surveillance team is coming to check me out.

A surveillance team, a surveillance team is coming to scoop me out. For sure, Levy ain't got no money. What is he gonna get into another car accident? A surveillance team. So this is gonna be very silly between the two of them, because KB was threatening to release information of the IRS because I guess they're not doing this

on the up and up as far as how people are paying each other on these shows and things like that. So then Levy is now saying, well, I'm gonna have people watching Kevin and his wife, we're gonna get to the bottom of what they're up to. It's, oh, this is so silly. And it might be a little short-sighted and it's hard to say that Levy doesn't have money

because that would be your fault, right, Kevin? Good point, because he brags about what you paid him. And now he's saying he doesn't have any money. But I was watching another clip. We're, Kevin Brennan was something such a loser. He's talking about how he know a lot of famous comedians and they'd be his buddy. If he ran into them in the casino or in the airport

and it was reminding me when Chad Zumak was explaining that Joe Rogan knows his name. It's like, dude, what are we talking about here? How is that a good thing? Just because someone knows of you, there could be a lot of bad reasons that someone knows your time. Yeah.

So anyway, I just thought that was hilarious. I love the fact that John got to watch Kevin Brennan say he's a fucking idiot. We got to watch John watch that. Yeah. It's so funny the way he read it. I'm gonna call this guy. Why are you trashin' me?

No, he was just calling you an idiot because you're an idiot. That's all that was. I like how the call ended. John was satisfied with everything. He was like, okay, talk to you later. All right, come on to the one-off. Fuckin' amazing.

Producer Chris, what have we done today? We have done a lot. We've done it all. We talked about Tower Gang. We talked about this guy on Tower Gang. Wow. Mark random. What a scary talent. Rapper, comic, podcaster.

He's a threat. Yes. He's a threat. That's for sure. We got a radio war update on Johnny Kush, who was declaring victory over us. Of course, OP radio is still putting on a podcast for some reason, no one's listening.

And it's not great. We talked about the takeover episode that covered SteelToe Morning Show. We got into a new podcast announcement from Carl AI. And of course, Suttering John was Doing the thing the Suttering John does I just wonder how long it's gonna last I can't be people are still giving a money It would be funny to see him go back to hell and come to drive for Uber or something When this all dries up. He's just not good at this

Uber IRL Yeah, well right if he knew how to fucking livestreams from an Uber, that might actually be interesting. I would tune into that. Yeah, if you didn't call the cops on Alisa, you might know how to do this. Right. So anyway, we've done it all. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. I assume Trucker Andeal be here. I haven't heard otherwise on Wednesday.

I have to confirm that with him. And I will be doing our regular midweek show for all you subscribers. You can tune in at 5 p.m. Eastern, whether you're on Patreon, Supercast, or our YouTube channel We had two new members sign up watching this today. Thank you very much. You can watch this live or anytime there after as we discuss this specific show Take it away Welcome back to another episode of Only Fiends with me, your host, Karen Elizabeth Beane, and our guest, hilarious comedian, a JFL new face. Yeah, last year. That's it.

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I try to. Yeah. I think it's nice thing to do. That is a nice thing to do. All right. This is OnlyFianns, which is hosted by my friend, Karen Fiann, who does not like me, has made that very clear. And she has her own podcast.

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Sleep well everybody. Once and for all who are these podcasts sleep on everybody Great show good job everybody great job everyone do we have any reviews coming in from our review girl our AI review girl is back and The thing with our AI review girl. There's two different ones. This is the one that's a little bit more PC because for whatever reason, I don't want these things getting out of control. You ever see the movie Weird Science? No, if you let... Yeah. If you let boys create any type of a woman they want, their imagination is gonna run wild. Well, you do get Kelly LeBrock.

Right. So you do know what I'm talking about. All right. So apparently in this world, 2023, that's not the case. There's some limitations. And so this is our AI review girl coming in. W-A-T-P.

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Now, I'm watching our chat and I see in there that there was a to catch an alien that came in from Cardiff that we have not done yet. And he's calling me KFK. I don't appreciate that card if it's very hurtful thing to say. So let's see if this is what he's calling me KFK. I don't appreciate that, Cardiff. That's very hurtful thing to say. So let's see if this is what he's talking about. I just checked my email to see if this is the one we haven't seen yet. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch.

Unalien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien. If you are go to patreon.com slash card of electric and subscribe today. No, I mean I mean Wall Street is cutthroat, you know, I mean I'm a movie guy You know, I watch all the Wall Street movies just cutthroat and then you know whatever they're based on whether they were fraud or not You know Jordan Belfort. I mean it was still You know cutthroat everything now. You can't yell at anybody. I mean well in life. You can't say you suck or you know, you're a bully I'm a millennial, but you can yell at me. So I don't I don't I don't fit that. I don't fit that tear, but I mean, you know

You all agree to be honest. I hang out with you. Well, here's an interesting statistic. So women traders, it's been well known, they're on average, they're better than men at trading. So then you ask yourself, well why traditionally haven't there been women traders? Because it's a high stress job, a most women don't want it. So the reason why women are better is they take less risk,

they manage risk better, most men, every time their ego gets in the way, better is they take less risk. They manage risk better. Most men, every time they're ego gets in the way. The testosterone they pull off their account. But the reason why there are more women because they don't want the job. Is he putting in some blue-biddle messages? Did I see you'll remember the 90s, like flashing out of the screen just now? I think the current of his up to no. I could be wrong.

And so corporations are like the same thing in software coding. Most men are software coders. I'm hearing these are abysmal stories of hiring women coders that don't want to cope. They're giving them money and they just sit there and do nothing because they need it. Like club. It's insanity. That's insane.

By name, believe it or not, I'm a coder by nature. Like by nature. What? You're coder by trade, not by nature. It's something I was born with. Well, it could be in his case. That's okay. Good point.

Yes. He was born knowing C++. All right, fair enough. By nature. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I was born to code. B, I can code like a dog can piss instincts. Next, if you need code, I'm your guy. Four. Not just coding code.

I mean hardcore coding. Lastly, I can code everything under the moon. To catch an alien. All right. For some reason, I think it's going to be the dog piss instincts one. And the reason why I think that, and I'm probably wrong, but only Tommy would think that that's an instinct to be able to pee. But that's not what instincts are.

But all right, what do you think? I went with Next. Okay. I'm your guy. You're guy. All right. I mean, it could be any of any of this has to mark the first time it's just you and me I know all right. Well, hopefully we can get a W out of this one. Oh That's insane. And by name believe it or not. I'm a coder by nature like I can code everything under the moon Oh god damn it

I could code everything under the moon Who says that? An alien. That's a Spacelya. He even brings a fucking planet. He's talking about code. Yeah. I had to get playing so.

God damn it. Like I can code everything under the moon. Believe it or not, I mean, it's hard to believe, but I can. I can. I can. And I can, you know, yeah, I can't imagine you have to have, you know, for me, I enjoy it. So it's a therapy type of thing. Yeah.

But say a table. I can't build a table if you put a machine gun to my head. But if you ask me to throw a Twitter post and target it at a... How many bulls do you have to put your head before you die? A machine gun to my head. Ha, ha, Ha ha ha. Turn audience, I could sit there for two hours

and override the code. Again, but if you asked me to build a simple table because I have no interest in it, I would be terrible. But, you know, from having come from there and being as successful as you were, I mean, 14 billion. And I mean, that's not a jump change, everybody. What do you think about this college, like college now? That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the coding skills

to catch an alien brought to you by Subreddit Surfing. And also you'll remember the 90s live shows starting September 22nd. Like and subscribe at the you'll remember the 90s YouTube channel at you'll remember the 90s. All right. The sublittle message thing. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about.

No. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted. Then Uranus got hit. Okay. Do I need to put a moratorium on the sublittle message thing? Cause that's kind of weird, right? I don't know. What do you think?

We got a draw line in the sand somewhere. Okay. And now I'm just letting Carter for a while on the show lately. And I don't want to encourage him to make longer clips, but I could listen to Tommy all for the day. I know.

We should visit him more often for sure. The problem with his show, there's no way I don't visit him more often is because his guests just talk and talk and talk and talk. I'm like, shot up. We want to hear what Tommy has to say.

Right. If he just did a soul show, was producer or whatever, oh my God, it'd be gold, Jerry, gold. We got a lot of voicemails. Of course, we didn't do a voicemail segment the last episode, so we're backed up already, but also I put the number out there for Johnny Kush and all his fans. So there's gonna be a lot of Johnny Kush supporters. I would imagine

calling into the show because that's one of the ways they're going to take me down by flooding my voicemail in box. That's how it begins. Carl, you messed up. We're coming to get you. Is your refrigerator running? You better go get it. Damn it that one got me got me go okay here's another one. Hello I am a fan of that podcast man the one with the broken I think you're bad and I don't like you and you're made of poop. Don't call me back. Dude, if Johnny Kush heard these, he would really think he was winning. Of course. Yeah, no, he said it. It's so great.

Yeah, no, that's funny stuff. I was hoping this would happen. All right, Keith and Montana called in, and this is something that Kevin Brennan was complaining about on the show today. Hey, Carl, Keith and Montana. So I decided to look up a settering john on YouTube to those serious about what his show was like.

I can't seem to find it because the only thing I find are who are these podcasts, MC, the Shuley Network, basically everything except for a severing John's channel. So it's hilarious that he comes back to the internet and the only person not making money is severing John. Yep. Anyway, call me back. So John, in his infinite wisdom, decided to take all his videos off of his channel.

And he still isn't posting new videos, he put up a bunch of old videos, but he's not helping himself with the algorithm in any single way by just removing all this content and then constantly unwisting things that he's doing. In the words of Zappa, he's curing Dandruff by decapitation. Right! Believe that, cutting off your nose despite your face up like that as a few that's a big with the bathwater I don't know what he's doing

but he needs to see the forest or the trees haha i don't know what's going on here gary and sandy a a carl gary and sandy a go we're waiting for the storm but i did notice on john's Twitter, he said, hey, Carl, pay me that $100. There's proof that I, uh, asked OJ, had an interview, and as proof, Richie Wilson is backing

me up. My good friend Richie Wilson. He still has no videotape. So that's almost like talking to oj did you kill the coal and he goes no it has proof i've got two people to vouch for me now college and Robert Kardashian they're gonna vouch that i didn't kill the coal don't trust john eos you one hundred dollars yes he lost that bet that's for sure okay give me a call. All right, we'll

do Gary. I agree with all the points you just made sir. Thank you very much for that. Oh, this is someone who was part of the Kush Army. Who converted? You know, Carl, I gotta say I'm getting tired of all these interesting shows and funny guests, all these great entertaining podcasts. You know, I'm part of the Kosh Army now, and I'm going to troll you like you've never been trolled. I'm going to get my mom, my dad to troll you, and you're not going to believe it, buddy. You better watch out. Love the show, bye.

This is Backfire. God be, Chris. God, I thought for sure people would be on my side on this one, but I've made new fans of the marijuana happy hour show. Damn it, it's just like the pests all over again. Yeah, it really is. I manifested this.

Hey Carl, I bought tickets for the live show in Ferndale and I was just wondering if I can get my money back since clearly you're not gonna exist in about a week. Call me back. All right good point. We're on a refund coming out for the Magic Bag. I just Johnny Cush takes me off the internet. Damn it. Yeah it's the guy from Michigan and he's Mr. Magenta. I couldn't love the voice you know that he left more being but heard about my little voice mail. And if you want to go to that, it would be the five second song of you doing share that

Carly to fade out, because even Carl knows your fucking music is garbage. I only assume we've heard maybe a hundred of the shit that you produced, because who could play all that shit? I mean, you he paid what five seconds just up. I'm gonna pull this up. I'll put some garbage out of two not put no evidence into it. Whatever. You are wrong, sir. We play all of Mr. Pregenta's stuff and I did not fade that out. That's where he ended the song. So you are incorrect on that one. I enjoy Mr. Pregenta's work. I think most people do. Hey, Carl, I just want to let you know, if you want to make enemies with Johnny Cush, you really, really don't want to make an enemy of me.

I am twice as scary, twice as fucking dangerous. You think he's going to ruin your life? I'm going to do more than that. I'm going to ruin your life and more. If he's going to fuck your wife, Carl, I'm going to fuck your dad. And you know what? That's gonna be consensual too. In fact, I'm gonna fuck Josh Allen too. Oh yeah, both in front of you. Both of your idols. That's him, Carl. That's it. You might as well give up. Give me the keys, Carl. Give me the keys for WACP. That's it. That's a hand-over. Yep, I have the show now. I'm in control. Guess what?

Seven John, Opie? Yeah, they're gonna be the co-host now. Your house in Florida? Oh, I have the key to that too. Opie's gonna be John's new neighbor. Well, actually he's still probably gonna be in New York for some reason, but that's besides the point. You're done, Carl. You're done. Pack up your bags. Leave. your wife. Johnny Kuskin have her. I got your dad. And Josh Allen. Josh Allen, yeah, I was gonna say I'm afraid about that. It's pretty impressive feet. I have to say Oh, man, this is not going my way for this address. There's a serious miscalculation on my part. That's a serious miscalculation on my part. Hey Carl, this Monday's again.

I just finished this week's episode and I kind of came to a theory. I think John's going to try to bang your wife. You know, I mean, he's discussing about anything that is female looking. But it kind of makes sense. That's why he's wanting to go over to your house. He wants to hang out with you and your wife. I use some beers. Did he just pay my wife a cabinet by saying she's female looking? Yeah.

Okay. He's pushing that your gay, because, you know, aside from the fact that he's a gigantic homophobic, it would make sense because he convinces everyone around you that your gay, then it's okay to banish your wife because, you know, she's in a love with marriage, apparently. So that she's still a good guy. I know it's kind of a retarded idea, but John also retards. So I can pick you to some credit. Call it back.

Okay. Okay. I wish. Okay, good thoughts. Another Johnny Kish supporter coming in. Uh-oh. Hey, Mr. Hamburger, you're the owl from Indiana. Well, let you know that me and Johnny Kush

and the Opsster and Stuttering John are coming for you and your wild buddy. Hopefully, Mrs. Hamburger and like, garlic and you'll be on her buns. Okay. This is getting rough. This is getting rough. This is getting hungry. Hey, this is a fan of Johnny Pish and I just want to say we all have the weird dicks over

here. Yeah. So you guys suck. So we're keeping things. We're dick-hardmen coming out. All right. Well, I'll know who's in that army. I think we're dickarmony. I'll know who's in that army. That's for sure.

All right. Macho Man Randy Savage. Oh, calling it to the show. Oh, yeah, radio karma. Captain Kiel's called me. And told me I got to come lay to smack down, dig it all, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, 277 subscribers. Yeah, the cream of the crop rising to the middle. He's on the side. Step into Captain Kush. Oh, yeah, radio karma. Ow. You just got trolled, sucker. uh... thank you for your call

good stuff but we told you to stop calling the uh... voice line vinyne all carl you got destroyed by johnny cussed you got destroyed you've been pointed out just how much of a fucking loser you are i thought that you know you got to store in the past by Patrick Michael or Tony Michael or anything but no i i've been enlightened man i'm convinced Tony and Michael's walk to Donnie Kusker

run alright don't call me back. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b How you doing, Mr. Hamburger? I'm just calling because my son is actually a listener to the Captain Kush Show, and he said he wanted to call up and troll. Now, he said he had your invitation. Normally, I don't let him watch this type of stuff. He's way too young, but I'll watch Captain Kush with him once in a while just to make sure he's on the up enough.

So he said he invited him to call and troll. So I'm going to put him on the phone now. Here you go. Captain Kush says that you're a poopy head and that you bully people and your duty head too. And he's rubber and you're glue and whatever you shave will most likely bounce off a hem and stick onto you.

So who's the big name? Your name is Amberger. You're named after a school lunch yet. Puppy head. You got trolled by the best. Captain chaos forever. It gets pushed. There you go.

I hope it was okay. I hope he wouldn't do rough on him. That boy's a little troll. Come on now. Wow. And this guy called in how many times That was a good call speaking a good call and good colors And guess what I'm taking pride Johnny crush and me are going on tour The 10 of 15 will be raping over the

television with consent. And we're taking you now. We're taking down you. We're taking down my calpeth. We're taking our red man. We're taking down ghost face killer. It's a heel time. My song.

Oh no, it's the ultra band practice guy. God damn it. That's fucked up. Oh no. That was coping until I heard that. All right. this guy that's fucked up no that was coping until i heard that alright well gary call back again a carl gary and sandiego

well today is august 23rd and john announced on his podcast is political podcast Wednesday that he did not take the CESET science test on August 23rd. Wait a second. He was going to take that test become a full-fledged science teacher. He was all excited about it. He tweeted about it multiple times. How? What happened? Because according to John, he did not study. So he's back in California, supposed to take a test on the 23rd,

but he postponed it because he did not study. Let me translate that, but he really means that I was too busy at Stevie Tomato's sports bar drinking every waking moment, drinking beers, and trying to hook up with Alicia Gordana. So yeah, he postponed that test. I assume it's at least for a month. I don't know how often they give those tests. I don't think you can just walk in and take that test. I think they're scheduled. But he's postponed it. And why didn't he even need to study? Isn't he a men's a member? Yeah.

Don't men's a member shouldn't they just pass it like snapping their fingers? Anyway, give me a buzz. That's fucking hilarious. He didn't study. You've been all summer off, Chad. We know what you're up to. We're watching on the internet.

Study if you need to study for this thing that you're, it was so important to you, just a couple of months ago, or even a month ago. Now it doesn't care anymore. It's unreal. And you could study while you drink a beer. Could you imagine he gets to the test? And he's like, I know which the biggest planet is.

I know the hottest planet. Tell us see, what did he got here? What's a proton? Fuck! What's a proton? That's not the planets fill in the date what First name last name Stuttering

He's mopping his brow already. Oh They know for my head all right last call Hey, it's Nate from Flint hoping everyone will allow me to cook out for Carl for a second and say that while Doug and Brian are great as guests, we need the real teacher back in the classroom from here and out. He's so different cutting it. Damn it. I was going to try to get out of going to Detroit. I know what those guys do it, but apparently I have to be there. All right.

Well, thank you. I appreciate that. We didn't get a lot of support from people who feel that when I'm not on the show, it's not as good. I appreciate that. I was in a win-win situation. One of them was taking over my show. So that worked out. Let one be hold. Who the fuck a win-win situation would turn out? So well, I did! Motherfucker. Producer Chris, anything you want to promote? See you in Detroit. Yes, Detroit. September 15th, two tickets left.

I'm sure it's sold out. Oh, okay. There were two tickets as of this morning. But if you want to talk to people who are going there, or maybe let's say something happened, you have tickets you want to get rid of them. The best place to go is if you go to our Discord server, which you can find the link on who are these.com.

We do have a W-A-T-P meetup channel in there. Just for people who are traveling to the live shows, and you want to talk about where we're gonna be, we will be there Thursday night hanging out with everyone. So I'll announce on Discord and probably on Twitter where we're going to be that day. And again, meet up with people, tell people you're going, figure out what your plans are, Ferndale's a beautiful area, Royal Oak just north of there. I wouldn't recommend downtown Detroit, but not so much.

There's some nice neighborhoods. Yeah, hang on, I'm looking forward to seeing everybody in just a few short weeks. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr What the episodes oh I gotta go goodbye Goodbye Brennan that was a great episode that was really great go fuck yourselves have a good week Are we down here? SQR. Bye! A plane has hit Irewatcha Corley.

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