Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep440 - Only Feehans

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

This week we're checking out a comedian who's not very funny and an OnlyFans girl who's not very hot. And bonus, they're both the same person. Kerryn Feehan hosts a show out of her living room that she puts zero effort into and she might be more suited to hosting a show where she puts in some effort. Trucker Andy gets everyone excited with clips of Kerryn talking about food poisoning and vomiting. Hot! After a Cringe of the Week featuring Tookie, we check in on the latest from the radio war of 2023 with Johnny Kush. Turns out he's a child and was never worth our time. Who could have seen that coming? Also Stuttering John explains comedy and it's the funniest he's ever been. https://podcasts.apple.com/sa/podcast/all-apologies-podcast/id1686906729  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So if you want to come on the show and hang out with us, if you become a rubber dick, then you too can be on w-a-t-p. w-a-t-p live dot com is sold out The Detroit show is completely sold out. I've gotten notes from people who say they want to get tickets But talking about this for months. Hey, yeah, no, what are you waiting for? So here's what I'm gonna tell everybody and I encourage everyone to check out our discord server There's a link on our website. It's free to join hop on our discord server. There's a channel in the discord server. And that channel is called W ATP dash meetup. It's where people go leading up to the live shows to talk about what they're going to be doing while they're in that town traveling in. And it's also a place where I would encourage people to Swap because we always people say I can't make the show I bought tickets. I can't make the show

It's always my problem. I don't know why it's my fucking problem. I'm the guy who was on the show But anyway help me Carl. This is where you want to go You want to go to the discord server Wattp-meatup go to that channel if you have tickets to sell you have tickets you want to buy That's a great place to meet up and figure that out because I cannot change the capacity of the venue I've had explained to people The I'm not charge of that. I can't basically create new accounts Like can we do it at the Detroit line stadium?

I can't get in I can't magically create new tickets for this thing It's just it is one of the heads it sold out. I'm very grateful for that. But I always know I'm one of those guys too. I always wait till the last minute to buy a ticket. So I get it. And that's what I would encourage people to do. Go to a discord server. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then chin over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Only Feh Hands. This was a suggestion from someone in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Only Feahands. This was a suggestion from someone in the Discord server. We have both listened separately, we have not discussed it

with each other beforehand, let's get into it. They show hosted by my friend Karen Feahand, and I checked out the most recent episode, the guest was Brendan Sagalow. We'll be getting into that for sure. But Andy, I'll tell you what, buddy. Yeah, why don't I give you the honor of starting things off? Well, thank you so much. I'm honored. Yeah, you should be. I just want to say, clip one, Karen is a great host, fully aware, and on top of her show's details, and it's made evident when she introduces her two guest host, Katie Hanigan. She's the one with the glasses glasses and Sarah Tala Machi,

who is pregnant. And I think the wife of Joe List, so they do a show together called Lady Journey. And Karen knows all about it. Oh great. Welcome back to another episode of Only Fiends with me, Karen Elizabeth Fiend. And my lovely guest today,, lady guests from the podcast,

Lady Journal. Please welcome Lady Journey. Yeah, but I like the journal too. That works just as well. That's our product that we're hoping today. I stink it in chose. Perfect.

She's not prepared for this show. The episode I watch ever ever. I don this show. The episode I watched. Ever? Ever. I don't know. The episode I watched was so awkward. It felt like two people who were meeting up with a mutual friend, but they don't know each other very well, but they got there first.

And they're just like, hey, so this place is neat, right? I was a traffic. Yeah, right. It's just like, it's so bad. It's so awkward. Yeah. Because she doesn't do a research. She doesn't know what's going on. She's just like, it's so bad, it's so awkward. Yeah. Because she doesn't do a research, she doesn't know what's going on.

She's not a good host. Right. This is the problem with a person like Karen Fien, who hasn't only fans, she's a stand up. She wants all the attention on her. If people aren't looking at her face, they want people looking at her bottle. Me, right.

So she needs all the attention, and that's really bad for someone who's hosting a show where you're supposed to put the attention on the guest. Yeah. If you're gonna do the style show, and interview style show, then you want the guests to feel like they're the star of the show. I think she plans on just like the guest taking over the show.

Like she doesn't have any agenda to like move the show along. She's just leaning on her guest. Cause you know, I flipped through a lot of the things and I saw Dan Soder, I saw Mark Norman. I was like, yeah, she's definitely connected into the comedy scene. And I scrolled back and I found this one and I was just like, oh, lady, journey, this has got to suck. So I picked this one.

In clip two here, everything is unfair to women according to women, including age. So why should Karen have to get old just because she's been on the planet for several trips around the sun? I get, not to brag, but I'm Marin. I get NAD plus shots in my ass sometimes. What is that? It's like this, it's supposedly, you know,

age reversal, fucking shit. I love that. It's a lie supposedly, you know, age reversal. Fuckin' shit. I love that. It's a lie. Oh, is it like human growth hormone? Like that kind of thing? It's not fully like stem stuff. It's a, we make this chemical in ourselves, but it like depletes like as we age.

It's bullshit. It's fucking fucked up. And it's like, and as women like are this and like our muscles like to to plead like 3% every year and like we are supposed to eat like a mounds of protein to like just stay average. It's wild. I'm eating protein. I know I was eating a beef stick at the pool today. Yeah. Why don't I have a boyfriend? Well it's not the beef steak honey. You're injecting snake oil straight into your asshole. I don't know, I'm a boyfriend. So you know, everything is a problem with these three. And if a woman is pregnant within a hundred yard radius of any other woman, nothing else

matters. Of course. Right. So it's only allowed to be talked about before any other topic. And then all other topics have to be tied back to the pregnant woman's experience of it, right? Okay. That's clip three. What is being pregnant feel like? Sorry Katie. No, it's okay. I love it. I love it. The first trimester is awful because you're just sick all the time, like nauseous. Yeah. And then you're tired. So you just don't wanna do anything, but that's also my base rate.

So it was extra not wanting to do anything. And then you come out of that and then you feel way better. But now I'm like so aware of my bump that I get little like weird pains. Like kind of like cramps. The kicking is cute. It's like a little flutter. So it's like kind of like cramps. Oh. The kicking is cute. It's like a little flutter.

Oh. So it's like kind of like that, like a phone vibrate. Oh, he's trapped. He's trapped. So I never want to do anything and I'm tired all the time. But being pregnant is get out of jail free card to just not have to do anything. Yeah, and then so that's what I'm complaining. I actually, I'm in discomfort,

but most of the time I just watch stuff. Yeah, I just want to be like eating junk food. Do things for me. And most of the time I'm like, all right, let me shift things just a little bit. I want to play an example of how bad Karen Fien is at hosting her own show. And they get very stoned in the episode that I watched.

They're smoking a joint. And it's probably a bad idea for both of the people on the show to be doing this. Because watch out Karen just gets distracted by something out the window. And it just ends the show as you know it. Boom! Boom! I did. Until I die. Look at the sailboat. Isn't that beautiful?

Yeah. I don't see shit out of my apartment. That's kind of calming, right? Yeah. Yeah, it is. You know, yeah. This is going great. So, you can see, Brenda there is panicking.

It's off the rails at this point. And so, he's sitting there and he's going, okay, what do I say? Well, how do I get this show going again? So, he's sitting there trying to think as something what do I say? Well, how do I get this show going again? So he's sitting there trying to think as I'm to say, and this is what he comes back with. This is what he says to her. Do you ever just fucking stand at the window

and just flick your fucking beans? Absolutely. I flick my bean all afternoon in my bedroom. Leave the shades wide open. Yeah, but that's fine. Like literally walking up and seeing like just this river. What river is that? Well, Hudson, that's fine. I know, but that's fine. Like literally walking up and seeing like just this river. What river is that? Hudson, that's Jersey.

How could you be in New York and not know which river you're looking at? You had to have traveled there, right? He must know where he is. Spatially. Well, she was testing him with, look, sailboat, isn't that calming? And he's like, well, do you know what River that is? What a great view. I'll give you.

A great view of that toilet, New Jersey. Oh, well, let me show you how this thing starts off, because Brendan is a loser, and he proves it by what he says when he first arrives at her house. Brendan's aegal of everyone. Thank you. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Do you do that for every guest?

Do you say there, like, something that they're like a credit of theirs? I try to. Yeah. I think it's a nice thing to do. That is a nice thing to do. I try to be like, you know, I think try to be considerate of others. Okay, good. Good.

Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it. I'll tell you what. Someone with this nice of a house doesn't get this way by being considerate of others. You were 30 minutes late, maybe that's why you're poor. It's not my fucking fault, I gotta take the goddamn train all the time. Whose fault is it? You're a white man.

I don't know. Alright, props to Karen, I'm that one. And I don't say that very often as you guys know. But this idiot thinks that someone who's nice and considerate can't possibly be wealthy or be doing well in life Because the only way to get ahead is to be greedy and be that's like that's loser thing this guy's a loser I could tell that and thank God Karen goes yeah, well, maybe be better if you like showed up to place it on time and worked it out And of course it wasn't his fault. Yeah, I think the train.

Yeah, well guess what? Because you're poor. There's ways to get to a place on time even taking the train. You can even play on getting there early if you want. That's right. American Airlines does not run the train. Right. You have a chance.

Thank you. Trains have a schedule that you can predict when they're going to show up. And this guy's a fucking loser. It's not like he's working a 9 to 5. and a schedule that you can predict when they're gonna show up. And this guy's a fucking loser. It's not like he's working a nine to five. It's not like he's a busy guy. He's a fucking loser. And I don't know if he's joking right here.

I can't tell he's trying to be fine. He doesn't seem like he is. I watched this whole interview. He doesn't really have this style of sense of humor. So I think he's being honest right here. Well, that's what my agent said. He went, he went, you know, with the writer strike a lot of actors are going back to comedy, which is why we can get you

in the room. So, I mean, what an excuse that is, huh? What a nice excuse that was. Yeah. Well, at least they're talking to you. Yeah. My manager fucking, who takes every Saturday off, if you know what I mean. Who is your manager? Nobody. He knows who he is. Yeah. What a fucking lame question that is, I hate when comedians get together and they're like, so anyway, what company you work with?

Who are present to you? This is not an interesting topic. I'm sure the next question was, can you give him my number? Probably. Yeah. I know he goes, yeah, my agent, you know, he has a bunch of excuses,

why can't he book places? He's like, you're not funny, you know, draw, don't like you. You're late. Fat and stupid. And it's like, what about the Raiders strike? He's like, yeah, that too. All right. That's the one I'm sick of.

I'm leading with that one. That's the one I'm dying with. Why don't I die at the Karrot Feeib? Out of her show. All right, what else you got over here, Andy? Let's start back to the pregnant woman. Well, yeah, I promise not all my clips are this, but Karen has already joked, or I don't know if she can have kids,

but she made a joke earlier in a different clip that she's there and maybe she can, maybe she can, maybe she doesn't want kids, but she already said that she can have kids. But for like pregnant women on a show, without discussing the how and why everyone should end up in the same boat Starting a family they all want to know it's just like well, do you have kids? Why not?

What are you doing? What are you doing to get pregnant? I've heard you have everything that I have. I can't you get I can be right. Yeah, let's let's see how this shakes out and clip four So I don't know what I'm gonna do. I mean I You know, I'm in a relationship. So that's good. Right. That gonna do. I mean, I, um, you know, I'm in a relationship, so that's good. Right. That's good. I have one one down. One down. You're doing it now. Better than me. Yeah, but you have a relationship. You're successful enough that you don't need to have a partner. Right. Yeah. Which is a little baby is a baby in my little porn hub. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, baby.

It's a baby and my little porn hub. Yeah, the wash. Just baby. It's your boy in a bubble of sorts. But everybody is just like, well, oh, you don't have kids, well, you could adapt. Yeah. Have you thought about a raising Arizona scenario where you steal a beat?

You could have a kid. It's just like, I don't want kids. You could murder a woman or a third try-master and rip the kid out and bite survive and run into the article. I wouldn't be the first time. Right. Let's talk about anything else except babies.

Well, also, and Karen, again, I got to give her props. I don't want to. It's not my goal here, but she goes, yeah, we need to just bring a kid into this porn hub. What Karen does for a living is play through the vagina on camera. Does she go that far? Oh, yeah.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah. She goes all the way out of the old fast thing. Yeah. There that far? Oh yeah. Oh really? Oh yeah. She goes all the way on the only fans thing. Yeah. There's lots of asshole shots. And so the fact that she's so I've been told a front of mine said that. So the fact that this one was going on there and being like why wouldn't you want like a kid or to adopt or something? She's like first of all I'm single that's like gonna help that. Yeah right. You know could you imagine she already can't fight a guy. And she's like well you know I'm on only fans I play with my I play by being a lot. Yeah, right. You know, could you imagine she already can't fight a guy. And she's like, well, you know, I'm on only fans.

I play with my, I play with my bean a lot. Also, I have like a two year old. All right, these are all red flags. That I had nobody want to say to you. I go out and chip and say, oh, can you introduce me to Jim Norton? All right, well, that was one. I'll pretend to like you for a while.

That's one thing I like, but everything else was a horrible, horrible idea. Yeah. Well, clip five, this is a real short one. This is just a ketchup excuse to explain away anything and everything women do It's probably a hormonal week. Yeah Just like last week before I can start raging bitch cuz yeah, I'm gonna start trying that You're 20 minutes late. What's going on? Yeah, it's a hormonal week. It's a hormonal week You're fired. No, 2023. I was just like, okay, that's fine

I don't know what you're excited for the Get out of the way this one What's going Andy with an eye. Oh, yeah, that's all I got to do is change the last nut letter And I'm good to go I could park in the pregnant woman parking spot at Wagner. There might be a couple other stuff besides this changing a letter there. A couple that you don't want to do. But yeah, go ahead, keep going. All right, people think that kids take over your life and they're right. So Sarah from what I heard is married to Joe List and they both want to continue

accelerating professionally after they have their kids. So I was very surprised to hear what the blueprint for success after having children is. But it's like, it's still like, look at Bonnie and Rich. They've only been more successful like after having a kid. Yes, I look at, they are an example that I was like, in my mind. Yeah. But then I'm like, maybe they're the outlier.

No, they're not. And like you got both of you, both you and Joe are just gonna keep getting better every year. So it's like everything's gonna be good. So she said, Bonnie and Rich. Yeah. Is there anybody that's like, I wanna be rich boss when I grow up?

Yeah, no. The people who host my wife hates me. That's the relationship that I want to emulate. You can end up like them. Yeah, I want to be just like those two. Sign me up. By the way, Rich Boss came back to Rochester recently. Okay, I've seen him a bunch of times.

I didn't go this time. But Vinnie Paulina was telling me that, because the last time I saw him at the comedy club here, he did this whole thing, where Bonnie called him in the middle of his act and he put her on speaker phone and then she was heckling the heckler. She's doing his act for him.

It was actually very funny. And it seemed like it was kind of a natural off the cuff kind of thing. But you think about it, you're like, well, she knows he's doing a gig. It's Friday night, 730. Like she knows he's on stage at this time. Many goes, yeah, she calls in every set.

That's what he does. That's like a thing that he does now. As his body calls out, calls him like, oh hey, watch out, body sh. You know, like, that's it, she's just like, what are you doing? Yeah. So, a pair of ladies.

Safe to set, please. Yeah, apparently that's one of the new things that he's up to. All right, I got one more from this show. So these are three modern women, then they know what guys like. They know what guys want. And someone is pranking them and men in general.

Clip seven. I heard that too. I've heard guys don't care about cellulite. My friend also when she did spray tanning, she said a lot of her clients said, keep the bra on or bathing suit on because guys like tan lines. I love it because they think there's things

I think they might not suppose to. Yeah, it's naughty, little naughty. Yeah, yeah guys love huge bushes and Unshave legs. Yeah, that's what I'm great at this Sorry, but Vinnie also did saying he loves This Vinnie character is ruining it for everyone. Oh, yeah, I love stretch marks and a full bush. Shut the fuck up Can I tell the real secret to these ladies if they're listening to this? That's please. There's not a lot that will detear us is really what this is all boils down to It's not that we like selling it like nobody does, but we're not gonna kick it out of bed

It's like well finally got a chick home. Sorry. Yeah, I know how to blur my own eyes You're like staring at one of those magic pictures. Sales watching porn. No one's bringing a ring light into the bedroom because your girl has full bush and cellulites. All right, we're gonna close the blinds on this one. That's insane. These people are nuts. All right, so they start out the show.

For whatever reason, Karen is talking about generosity and how important it is to be generous. And you can be generous even if you're poor because Brendan is poor You can be judged with your time and different things like that and so Well, I got to give Brendan a little bit of credit here because he sees where this conversation is going and realizes that this is stupid and no one wants to hear it And now but I know of course you are and you help people Whatever I don't want this to be this, that sucks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha room. I guess she's got a piece of furniture that is made by a company called wait, wait

for this. Dickies. Yeah. Now, I don't know if you guys got that joke, but the first four lot, I'll give you a clue. The first four letters. Now you get it. All right. Check this out because Brendan's going to jump. He's a comedian. He's a professional comic. He's going to jump all over this one. This is leather. This is like, this is expensive. But this was not, it is a Dickies prison caught. Yeah, I bet it has a lot of Dickies. You guys are Dickies, right? Nothing has passed this guy. He's like, oh, I'm going to zing this one.

I got it. Let's go. And she keeps going because she couldn't believe he touched that one. Right. No, there's a lot of times where you can tell Karen has no respect for this guy. And she's just like, all right, let's a lot of times where you could tell Karen has no respect for this guy Yeah, and she's just like hey, let's just keep Wait, yeah, yeah, the end table from push these are us the interesting thing is that it's a prison God Yeah, I know that's like oh dickies. That's the interesting far out how many dickies like I don't know man lots none

All right, so then they're talking about prisoners on dating sites. Apparently this is a thing. And so Karen's on these dating sites and she's talking about she's like, yes, sometimes there'll be a guy who's doing a video on there. And he's in prison. You can see people are milling around in the background and the whole thing. And so I'm pregnant. It's just so funny. You just get in prop with the best of it.

Decides that he's going gonna go off on this preface and really fucking hit a whole rod. But they're just like, hey, what's up? My name's Ramon, I'm an entrepreneur. Some people might say. An entrepreneur, yeah, that's hilarious. You know what I mean? Yeah, I distribute and cocaine,

which is quite the entrepreneurial endeavor and I'm working with my hands. I'm looking for some skank that can come to my Kong what is that called? Yeah, so you get a toki. I think that was an Italian accent right? Is he saying all Italians are criminals? Does that what he's trying to say here? Cause I agree.

That is true. So what the I agree with from that. So then they talk about, after that horrible performance, they talk about, Brendan says that if he was in prison, he would want to suck a guy's dick, assuming that that guy would suck him off in return. No, right. I'll present up into this point.

I thought he was gay, but apparently he's not. Oh, I know. The money does talk about why the suck dick and Karen doesn't understand this at all. She's wildly confused by this. What's the end game? I guess is my question. Now what are you doing now? What's the reason to come?

Oh, what do you mean? What's the end? You say like when you say you have now? What's the reason to come? Oh, what do you mean? What's the end? Like when you say you have to what's the end to that means? Like your psyching is dick for position in a gang or for certain rights. So I think you know much about prison. So Karen thinks the second a guy's dick is is gonna get gang members to respect you cuz that's What do you think guys I'm doing a good job? Yeah, I mean that's a good premise for a comedy You know right that one down eating you as an E.T. if I respect that This guy's fucking taking all of us on already so our new leader you just made the grade yeah dude

If we could all come on your back You can now be the lot the guy that we all follow going forward We had a train though All right, Andy okay back to you so I had to switch gears and I noticed there was one on there that was just called only Karen So this is just her maybe she had a cancellation or something something, but she didn't episode where she had no guest. And not only did she have no guest, she had nothing to talk about.

So I saw this one and I feel like I'm getting coffee with Karen kind of vibe. You know, she's just talking one on one and I was just like, that'll be exciting. Let's find out what it'll be like to have a conversation with Karen Fian and clip 8. Alright. Welcome back to another episode of Only Fianns. With me, your host, Karen Elizabeth Fiann, coming at you alive from my couch in my apartment

with my girl, Mabel is Mabel and Frame. Mabel is chill as fuck, because we just had a really great time. We went to two different parks, played some catch. There were a few bulldogs afoot. Mabel's not the biggest bulldog fan. English, American.

Oh God. Name some more dogs. I am getting real horned up now this trick's talking about our dog Wow, that's a great dog because she played catch with the dog the dog was throwing the ball back Dog is some kind of super dog so fucking annoying. I love that she goes. Oh shit. I'm by myself. I better interview my dog Yeah, but believe it or not the dog is the most interesting part of this episode. So, and clip nine, next time the compelling conversation list, ailments and health. So, everyone loves that, you know, and people start running down what's wrong with them.

That's why it was a big parents time regular basis. It's mean a great mood. I'm pretty bloated today. I think it's because I ate almonds. I don't want to say I'm allergic to them because I don't think I am but they just don't oh they don't sit well. I had physical therapy today and I had a follow-up about my hand. Good news doctor says bone is healed. Bone is healed. Bone is healed. I have been lying to all of my physical therapists

and doctors about how much weight I've been lifting. That's the best way to get healthy, right? Well, I'd healthcare professionals that are trying to help you. John, you look great. How many drinks are you having a day? Well, it's white beer, so none. You might hear defense attorney. That's what you lie to.

Not the doctor, that's not gonna help you at all. But I do like the fact that she, and I'm assuming this is the beginning of the episode, right? Yeah. She ran off the list of things that nobody gives a fuck about to start the show. That's always a good thing. Some people want to front load their episode,

like let's get all the interesting stuff. Early on, that's when most people are watching and listening, not Karen Fien, she goes, hold on, what if we did this, when we flip the script and make it boring as fuck to start daring people to to watch it I believe that she believes this is good content because she's mildly attractive and his just experiences her whole life probably yes mildly mildly attractive is the operative word there because she thinks everything she says is interesting right and funny and so does everyone who wants to fuck her.

Yeah, so that works out well for her. Well does that include what kind of food she likes? Because that's what happens in Clip10. Ooh, I hope it's all of it again. We're all the doc. Breeze a good cheese, but you need it with like other album. I like a crisp cracker, yes. A layer of brie, thinly sliced pear and honey.

Maybe some cashews or pecans? Peacans. Walnuts, walnuts. Food is so fucking good. What other nuts, you know? How many things can you put on a cracker? I know, can we just ask just a few more things here? I'll give her this though.

You guys go woman, which she went for dinner, and it's 40 minutes of, I don't know, I don't know. So, at least she's walking around here. She's not only fans, pantsless, going, you know what? I like one scoop, one squirt of caramel and my guy's coffee. And whipped cream, please. It's kind of cold in here. Speaking of people, I of nothing to say,

this guy, Brendan, comes on. And I think that because Karen's bad at interviewing people, he realizes he needs to come up with something to say and to talk about. And this might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard somebody bring up as like a conversation starter ever. There are celebrities that we know are dead that are just fucking disgusting looking right now.

Like, I picture like James Gandalfini or like Mac Miller skeletons, they're skeletons right now. They're skeletons with maybe a little bit of hair or something. It's fucking- I never think about stuff like that. Really? Absolutely not. That's crazy.

You don't think about what James Gandalfini looks like after running away in the crowd for 10 years? You don't? I would do. I don't want to give her credit for anything, but I have to. Yeah. For her saying, I never think about fucking shit. Yeah.

Like, that's a dumb premise, and you should stop talking about that. It's pretty much what she said. So then right after that, she goes on to talk about what her beliefs are for some reason. And Brendan being the retard that he is has to do that thing that I rag on a lot of podcast stories about, including Ray DeVito. They hear some words and then they have to start spewing information. They know about things that are related to that, but not really. And it's not a conversation and there's no reason for it.

And honestly, I'm not letting Karen up the hook on this one either. This is a dumb conversation between two dumb people. I think about their spirits going into like a million different pieces and their creativity sprinkling down on other artists. Oh, yeah. Are you a Scientologist? No. Oh, it's confusing.

That's not a Scientologist. You can just slap a fucking idea. I think you know what I'm saying. You're like, and then all their spirits become Nephites. I don't know what that is. That's Mormonism. Okay. No.

Show off. Yeah, I know. What does that even have to do with fucking anything? She talks about some weird fucking mumbo jumbo shit and he's like, what is that, Scientology? Like, no. That's not that is. And I always like, well, I know one thing about Mormons.

All right. This is what I call a bad interviewer and a bad interviewee. This is a bad combination for a show to have. You're right about that. So Brendan finds out that Karen's dad is a bartender. And when he finds this out, he finds the right angle. The one thing I like about Brendan is that he's trying to make the funny, he's a comic. And so he's always looking for the right angle and I think he nailed it with this out. He finds the right angle. The one thing I like about Brendan is that he's trying to make the with the funny. He's a comic. And so he's always looking for the right angle. And I think he nailed it with this one.

I'd teach her. He's a bartender on a ferry. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. He has a pretty cool job. That feels like it's just a bunch of words somebody put together. My dad is like a bunch of nice bartender on a ferry. And my mom is a mortician at Six Flags. Why? Six Flags? Why are we burying people at Six Flags?

I want to go to Six Flags. Yeah, I haven't been there in a fucking minute. Why? Am I not stoned enough to understand what's going on here? Maybe. The fuck is wrong with these two. That's what I mean. This is so uncomfortable.

The fact that these two are trying to carry on a conversation, these are them like each other. They have nothing in common. So he says a mortician of six flags and so Karen then asks the dumbest follow-up question of all time because they literally don't know what to talk about with each other. What's your favorite part about an amusement park? The rides or the festivities, the games, the food?

Damn. That's a good question. The outfits. That's not a good question. That's the opposite of a good question. What's your favorite part of an amusement park? Who cares? Yeah, and then follow it up with multiple choice.

Yeah, Ryan gets a fucking shit. Is that the outfits? What did you say? Yeah? Yeah, and then follow it up with multiple choices. Yeah, well, it gives a fucking shit. She's not there in the outfits. What did she say? Yeah, yeah, outfits. I like to rush to go off and princess. Yeah, that's the thing that I enjoy. I mean, you could tell, they don't know each other at all.

And Karen has made no attempt to get to know what he's into or what they should be talking about on this show. She's done zero prep and she's just hoping they're gonna have an interesting conversation. And it actually, it feels like they have to fill the time. Yeah. Well, we gotta talk to each other for an hour. So, hey, I'm talking, you're talking. She's never done one minute of show prep for any of these.

No. None. You get that one. She's not good at this. Yeah. 100% because in clip 11, I mean, hide the fucking lotion because things are about to get sexy. I had food poisoning on Friday. Some people think it was food poisoning. Some people don't.

I feel like I'm allowed to say, like I'm allowed to know if I had food poisoning or not. It came on, I had dinner on nine and at 2 a.m. I was in trouble. Let's put it that way. We were in trouble. Thank God for the dog mom crew. They came through so heavy, so clutch gave me a bowl. Morning walk. I did text at like 5.30am, which I'm sure was upsetting to some.

But I was in trouble. Did you throw up? We did. Yes, I thought I couldn't stop throwing up. It never saw. It was a good joke. It's like you become delirious. You keep drinking water, knowing you're going to vomit it. You keep drinking it because you're so fucking thirsty because you keep vomiting water. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not a daughter. I'm not a daughter. I'm not a daughter. I'm not a daughter. I'm not a daughter. I'm not a daughter.

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Alright, this is maybe, like, this sums up Karen Fien for me. This, she starts telling the most boring story possible, realizes it's boring, realizes she's bombing, sits in it for way too long and then just says makes something up Just like to say something interesting. It's starting. Yeah This squirrel kept kind of like running down the tree and like looking around like what the fuck And maybe we'll be like right there and he's like no, this is wrong. And then you go back up man Well, that wasn't very good. Was there a cellboat?

The dog looks ashamed. My mom sucks. I'm been experimenting with ketamine. Just kidding. Wow, I'm going skydiving tomorrow. That really no I'm not I'm actually going to the DMV I'll tell you all about it topless am I only fans? You're off for a while. Oh, yeah, that's the other day. I wanted to come and I thank you for reminding me the The idea of having tan lines

Is that a thing for guys are they into that? Some guys into something. Well, we're everybody. It's something. I mean, you could be like, yeah, guys like fat chicks who wait, off-threader pals, like, like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, guys, it's a guy. Sure.

All right, fair enough. Cause I thought that was also kind of ridiculous, but. But to answer your question, I've never heard of that before. No, me neither. I've never been like, ooh, I like a girl who wears a one piece. I don't, she goes tan against it. I don't need outlines to show me where to look. Yeah.

Brown arms and legs, it just white everything else. I need to be real white around the nipple or else I want my women to look like Neapolitan ice cream. Yes. Okay, this is an example of, Brendan does not like Karen. And so he's looking for any reason to rag on her and I think it's a little too excited in this instance. I used to travel like three hours total like going to like the Rockaway.

Oh, I know the Rockalais. Jesus cloth already with Christ sake and even You know you feel good heard that shit you heard it coming wow Stuttering John level in yeah, right just like oh you suck you suck you guys suck you both suck at this week All right, I'm trying to do a shock and give you a break for a second if you don't mind So like one of our patrons supporters. Yeah, settle down and wait for me to mispronounce something so you can jump all over that. Right, all right. So where do that happens?

I want you to see Karen's body language. We'll describe people who are listening to this. She doesn't not like this guy, and she makes it very clear. You're a fucking asshole, Brendan. But what is it that you use on messaging? Like the first time I hooked up with a guy, I'd be like, oh my god, we're in love.

Like we have this chemistry, so wild, so crazy. Like what does your dad look like? Like we have a baby. And then I'll make them come to me and I'll put my legs in the air, I'll be like, oh baby, we're gonna make a baby. Oh god. That's the right reaction.

I'm not apprendin' for that. She literally has her back turned to him She has her legs up with the bombs or feet facing him. Yeah, she's pretty much like trying to leave the room Actively As she's talking about what a psycho she is I got it. It leaves you single sick once I sleep with a guy I want to marry him and have babies Needs can't wait to hook up next time I'm in New York. Sounds fucking fantastic.

Can I go? Yeah, no thanks. No thanks at all. So Karen cuts off Brendan mid-sentence because Brendan does like a black impression or something. And so Karen has to point out that this is another black guest she's had on her show and she knows the number of black gas that she's had on the show. Oh my Kanye.

Uh, didn't he say that in a song? A polygene. Uh, she can't even look at him. Right. Uh, yeah, I'm fucking, you know, I always count that. She goes every episode is one of our black ass episodes. That's pretty cool. Number five.

All at once, if you know what I'm saying. I don't want the other four were all at once. Hey, they got it. You piglet. This is not a conversation. These are two people who's performing. They're both each separately performing right now. Because you see both are like looking over at the camera

and they're like, oh, right. I just stand. Brendan's fake breaking. Yes, and, current hating this. Every moment of his shoot. She keeps trying to get further and further away from him. All of her body is like,

wrapping around, it's like a plant to the sunlight. You want to plant by the window and all of a sudden it's fucking three weeks later, it's leaped over like this. Like anything further away from this guy is where I want to be. There was a limb of the window would be going off

between them. Now that would be a funny podcast. I wish you would do it forever. Just like a fire alarm on the wall that she was reaching for it and ended breaking the glass All right, no, this is an example of Brendan cracking himself up and I have to say like I was saying they're both performing right now and this is him doing his performance also with the writer strike

Shut up, you know the writer's strike No, of course people are like the writer's strike Sorry, how did not get invited back on his show? Who would want this guy on their show? He's terrible at this. I'm not saying it's easy I don't think I'd be good on Karen show. She sucks with us But God, he's terrible in fact. I don't think I'd be good on Karen show. She sucks at this, but God he's terrible In fact, I think maybe this is the move. I just realized that says I'm talking about it if I get invited on Karen show I'm sorry. Well I should say I'm just gonna stare at her back what he got

What do you know about me? What do you want to know about me? Yeah, just put her on this spot Let her know what a terrible fucking interview where she is. I got one more clip Andy I'll play that and then I'll let you I got one more things off for us. So we're talking about the writer strike This is a big topic for this guy. I know fucking jeet all over again and So the premises that these writers are whiny assholes and they should have gotten a different job if they wanted to make so much money And I guess it's just kind of like, well, like maybe you should have been like a CEO. Yeah, maybe you should aim to a little bit higher than being the writer for friends. I mean, that's a pretty iconic show. Yeah. That's a really thought.

Yeah, that was a bad example. Yeah. You might as well just said Larry David, like being the writer for Drew Carey show. Still a great show. You're just listing pretty said Larry David and like being the writer for Drew Carie show. Still a great show. You're just listening pretty good shows that were like probably, I don't know what those shows that still air it. Do they get to the writers get residuals too? They're having a bitch off. Yeah.

So it's two stone people who don't like each other. Who have to spend an hour with it. It's like a consequence from the wheel of consequences. He gets over the loser and hang out for an hour. Like, fuck, I don't wanna do that. He could say anything and she'd be like, oh, that's pretty good. What about the writers for number one son?

Oh, that's pretty good. What else? Yeah, this one's just giving him nothing. For sure. But the premise of, oh, you wanna go on strike because you're a writer, why don't you come to CEO? Could possibly be funny if it was Tim Dylan delivering that premise.

I think he could make that work. These two, not so much. Yeah. We're gonna go out of the lim there. All right, Andy, how do we finish this up? All right, last one. If there was any question about whether or not that she has something to talk about,

this is gonna answer it. She's got nothing she throws to the unseen producer on the other side of this camera, and it's just like a complete dud. Is this 14? Yeah. What's up with the state of the world? What do you think?

I don't know what's going on, but I think it's a good thing. I don't know, and I don't want to know. This is a cautionary tale about just anybody that thinks I can sit down with a microphone and do a show without thinking of something to say and having a premise, that's what this is. What's up with the state of the World, Andy? Who cares? Shut up asshole.

What kind of question is that? What do you do with that? All right, I appreciate that. We are here to provide a service for future podcasters, current podcasters, previous podcasters, do not do what Karen Fihon does. And with that, it brings us to our cringe of the week and so this cringe of the week is kind of fun this is a

dude shitting himself in the middle of his pockets are talking about the the Irish Notre Dame so it's like a sports show and a guy's like watching this out his TV and he's zoomed in and the guy in the left here who just shits his pants. And she's throwing a lot of RPOs now they ran some because maybe you never forced him to pull it throw it. That was stuck out. Oh god damn it. Got past the goalie.

All right, so that one's visual. but I thought it was worth checking out. And I forgot who, oh, Kevin Morin, Kevin Morin won on Twitter. Thank you, buddy. Thank you for sharing that. And yes, you had a cringe the week as well. Yeah, I was, you know, just like everybody, I love Tookie. And Tookie has been trying to establish a call and show and there are trials and tribulations that come with setting up the

technical aspect of that and one of those challenges is having maybe like multiple phone lines and not just letting it be like you have an incoming call while you're on the phone with Wendy the retard. So this is Tuky trying to make plans with Wendy. Well, people just keep calling into the show. Oh, no. And it's delightful and maddening. Well, I'll tell you what Tuky needs. Yeah, instead of in John Melendez, he needs a call screener. Right. That's what you can't be the call screener in the host at the Save time get that sweaty drunk. Did you ever have a passionate kiss with Casey?

No, I wish I did yes, so does so does Tookie Tookie wishes that very much But what do you want to Wendy? How are you? Stop calling in. I'm talking to Wendy. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm watching you, Tookie. I just love you, Tookie. You're doing a great show.

Well, that's fantastic. Thank you, Wendy. Oh, you sons of bitches. Stop. What do you have planned for this weekend to go with the Wendy Woodford game? What do you have planned for this weekend? What if you're in favorite? I want to ask you to give your Sunday evening show around

two o'clock, I mean around 10 o'clock on tonight. On your on your channel. Yeah, sure. Yes, this Sunday at 10 o'clock east, Tookie will be there. This new purchase. Okay, no problem, Tookie. Oh, wait a minute. That's usually Tookie soup time. Wait, wait. Hold on, Wendy. I'll have to get back to you. I don't know.

I'll be available. Let's see what you guys stop calling. That's great. It reminds me of when people used to call sorry John as soon as he went live his phone So that's pretty funny. I like watching tookie get frustrated and angry. I fucking love it. That's very fun All right, I know I ever once here They're not here because trucker Andy's on on Wednesdays They're not here because the producer Chris's hair Don't believe the subreddit. That's here. They're not here because trucker Andy's on on Wednesday. So not here because the producer Chris is here. Don't believe the subreddit. That's not why they're here.

The people are here because they want to know what is going on with our current radio war 2023. Marijuana happy hour, my boy Johnny Kush. I have to tell you guys, this is bad news. If you're a fan of Whtp, I have a feeling that everyone watching right now are not fans of our show. They're all part of the Kush army. Oh, they probably, you probably sent them here. Hate watching to celebrate the fact that it's over for us. We'll look back and we'll think of Carl. We'll laugh at the good times won't we, Carl? Producer, Chris, blind, Mike, and all the other contributors.

As the rest. To this horrible, horrible podcast. Radio-carmas coming and it's coming and it's hit you. It's finally hit you. It's finally hit you. You fucked around and you found out and you fucked with the wrong guy. Now your show is dead, your employees are gone, they're working for me now, bitches.

So this is my question and I have a few clips on here, I'm not gonna get too much into it, but was this this guy's big plan all along, was this the big story arc? He, oh we're coming at you, we're to take you down and then nothing changes and he declares victory. Yeah, he's going to say, what are the pains that you're suffering? I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure that out. I didn't know I worked for this fucking guy. I was going to say, I mean, I need money if he's offering it. Yeah. I'm just being offered. You know, when I'm Twitter, everyone during the show as well. He says, I'll have 11 bucks an hour. I can clean the toilets over at his studios So I'm considering it. Hey, why wouldn't you why wouldn't I?

But we must say goodbye now to who are these podcasts Six years of hard work down the drain because he fucked with the wrong guy And now I'm here. Saptary Venge. I'm playing this music bad. Cast. You've ever slandered. Rest in peace. Who are these podcasts? All right. So this guy's just playing Make Believe. Is he admitting it now? Because when he was talking about his 220,000 listeners every night and how important his show was now good

He was this is all make believe I This must be geared toward the people that only listen to that right and he's just like I hate I got over on them I you you'll never find out because you're not gonna go listen and realize that's my theory show is just still going You nailed it way more popular that was my theory too does he think that his audience is so stupid that they're gonna Hear this would be like I knew my boy Johnny cuz I take those guys out. I'll push did it again Yeah, just by the way, he's describing their show. I knew that they would bow down drove to Rochester and his Bronco Give him a talk and do yeah

All right, this is fun started out six years ago 2016 I know it's tough. That is like shit. I know, it sounds terrible. Basic fucking math. They started out six years ago, 2016. That would be seven years ago. I don't know. This is very fucking easy. This guy is a retard and he's also a child.

And we buried you live on here in 11 minutes. You are done. You are done, Carly Carle. You were so done. Oh, it's so good to see. I wish it was sad. I know it's a funeral supposed to be sad. This guy thinks he's Howard Stern. Howard would go to a market and have a funeral for the number one DJ that he replaced in the market. He not replaced, but you know, obviously won the ratings battle. And so this guy's trying to do the same thing, but with none of the audience behind it,

none of the charisma, none of the microphones. He's nothing. It sounds like shit. He's not doing anything interesting. And so that's what he does after that. And it proves that he has nothing to talk about, nothing to say.

He just starts listing all the podcasts that we've reviewed on who are these podcasts. Oh, I'm doing this for the Sarah Silverman program and I'm doing this for it He just goes through and just lists all these things like this is how you're filling the fucking time in your show No one wants to hear this it's not interesting in any way so then Now that the victory is over. What's next for Johnny Cush? Now on to the show now on to the part that you want to listen to, where we don't talk about this cuck anymore.

He's gone. We don't have to talk to him again. He's finally gone. We have won the Budcast War. Now on to the next one. See, that's where I think you're right, where he's just going, okay, audience, that's you to that saga.

Don't look for it. It's not there anymore. It's gone. We've done it. We've done it. It's out there. It's gone. We've got the episode you're down. Move it on. I don't want to have Carl Reg on me anymore because that didn't work out for me. So we're just going to move on. Now, when we did do the show and we had Boyn Mike on,

he kept talking about Red Bar and Red Band. Red Bar is Mike David. Red Band is the guy who started the Joe Rogan experience with Joe Rogan. He's now on Killtony, very different people. And this guy talks about why did he get on Killtony. He likes red band. He's constantly talking about taking down red band. And even boy, I was like, I think he's getting this confused. I don't know. Is he that stupid? It turns out

he has to use this. And 22 days from now, you mark my words. We will be having a red band funeral. I mean red bar not red band. I love right band. I hate red bar. Red band is the greatest. He's the greatest man alive. Plus I want to get on kill Tony so I can't. I'm not going to talk shit about that guy. So yeah, he's just confused. He's an idiot. He's no idea what's going on. Well, it's not good to be a host of a radio show if you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. It's a bad, bad idea from the start right there. So this is why he's declaring that he won the show,

or won this war. And we didn't do a show our regular time Saturday is past weekend. We never did tell that story by the way. Producer Chris and I had a very hard go getting back to Rochester. We should have been back at 5 p.m. We got back after 2 a.m. And it was not fun.

So we had to record on Sunday's and Saturday's. I still put it out Sunday night. So we got out the same day that I usually get it out. It was a little bit later. And this guy's show that we're playing right now is from yesterday Tuesday, whether that was late Monday night or an early Tuesday morning, whatever it was, our show had been out for a while. Still no show. I haven't seen a show up on their website since I bought this complete sense about us complete staff by on your little vacation this weekend things are a little

weird between you and producer Chris weren't they Carl? Thank you for the love, weren't they on your little vacation this weekend weren't they? Actually, there's a Chris kind of looking a little strange. Yeah, huh? The kind of things, kind of, maybe aren't working like they used to, like just playing a like a change in the weather around your home and people are starting to cancel their appearances. People are asking for refunds and Detroit. That's for refunds.

Sorry, and all of that is incorrect. So, I'm sorry, is it that way he thinks this is a victory because an episode didn't come out on time because airlines are unreliable? That's what he's claiming, whether that's true or not, who knows he lives in the world and make believe. So maybe, because I did see that he tweeted

when we didn't put out a new episode, when we normally do, we tweeted, yeah, they're done, it's over. But this is a day and a half later. So I would assume that by then, he would know better, but maybe not. And so he says that people are canceling on me just the opposite.

In fact, all the waitnight hosts are doing a show that I think watches today. They're doing a podcast. They're gonna do a podcast every day till the strike ends. So it's Steven Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, who's the other assholes, Oliver, John Oliver, and Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers, thank you.

Those five guys are doing a podcast together. And I got notes from a bunch of different people saying we gotta do this show together. The first one was Chrissy Mayer. So we're gonna do that Saturday night at nine o'clock. We're gonna do a crossover show with a special guest, Chrissy Mayer and me. So it's just the option that also cancelling Detroit. Just the opposite of that. We have people reaching out saying shit, it's all out. I want to come. How do I go? So this guy might be a little bit off. As I'm the assertion,

now maybe I was getting a side eye from pretty crazy. I don't know. You do not let Johnny Kush come between us. All right. No, you're right. You're right. I have your back. Just what he wants to happen. It is. That is what he wants to happen. All right. But now he's thinking about, because he's worried about this show we have in Detroit. I'm sold out show at the Magic Bag, and he's taking us out. And there's all these people with tickets. I'm gonna be so disappointed when I get to Detroit

and nobody comes. Yeah, well, we can't go, because we're the ones who are done. Everyone else has accommodations, and tickets, and airfare. Maybe I'll fly to Detroit and do the show. Oh, okay. Since I now own their ass. He's gonna zoom out. Why don't I do that? What on my date? Hey Siri or hey Siri? I'll

fly to Detroit. I mean Siri. Whatever device I don't actually have I like to think it goes Siri book me a flight to Detroit Don and don't turn me You want to get some more parameters around that? Okay, that's all you need to do I will say this and People are gonna get mad at me, but Johnny Kush Please come to Detroit. Yeah, I do have I can't create tickets out of nothing But I can't get Johnny Kush in this show Sorry, Ray DeVito. I know you were up the guest list, but if Johnny Kush shows up

Yeah, he's in and at least you can crash into the Bronco and I will let him right up on the stage He can come right up on the stage and he can let us know he could give it to us take a victory lamp Yeah, we'll have a whole celebration about how you Vinnie, give them an seat, would you? Come on. Yeah. All right, so then he starts talking about his tour. We know that he's on tour,

and he's got a big show coming up, and this is a big announcement right here. And of course, the big tour is announced today. We did seal a New Year's Eve gig. I'm very excited. We are going to be actually in Buffalo, a New Year's Eve. I know. Are we there because we love Buffalo now?

Why are we there? Where are we going to Buffalo? Out of spite. So a couple of carols, little underlings, little bit of what you call his, what do you call cult members? I guess we like to call cult members, I guess. Every podcast there has a cult members. I have mine too. I know I understand there's some delusional fans of mine that will take me. Take me to the limit. Like I said, give us a call right now. The numbers right

on the front of the page give us a call. Are you two chicken shit? That's another thing too. I've never heard a phone call on this show. He goes, he goes, there's a number right there. You can call in anytime. Oh, everyone's two chicken shit. Not, I don't have any audience.

I know what's listening. I know a kid, that's why I know what's calling into the show. I don't want to waste my time. He might not have a phone. Because he literally on Twitter, he wrote something just like, well, if you want to call in and then call in, I just replied, I've never heard anyone call into your show. You know, no one's listening to the show, Johnny.

It's not good. So you just heard he announced New Year's Eve Buffalo show. The reason he's saying this is because Cardiff is going around saying he's putting on double-conti and Buffalo on New Year's Eve. And he hasn't picked a location yet, but he's already declaring that we're doing all of this or putting this all together. So I think Johnny Cush is retarded. So that went, oh yeah, what if I do a show in that town the same night?

Then how you get people to come out to it? So what I want to know is, how do I get tickets to Johnny Cush in Buffalo New Year's Eve? Because the card of show is a joke. We're not, that's not happening. No more big events in the winter time in Western, Dehork. I'm declaring it right now. We're not doing that anymore. So that's not going to happen.

So I want to find out, how do I get tickets to see Johnny Cushion? Let me see. I'm sharing the information here. We got the venue. We got the, the, uh, where do you get tickets? Let's see, where we we were we go in here uh... to jump on i know this is very boring this is proven point right

trying to read broadcast that's kind like walking in true and government the same time now is easy that's like Whenever you need something, let's see, where are we going? We're going to be in Buffalo, New York. New Year's Eve. OK, where's it going to be?

I had a place called the Alley Cat. So it would be in Buffalo, New York, I had a place called the Alley Cat. The address is 109 Allen Street, Buffalo, New York. VIP tickets and podcast reservations available $200 tickets go on sale September 12th. Reasonable? All right. 2020-3 from our information. Just keep, where to buy tickets and if you want to do the pre-stale. Right now you can DM me and we are offering a discount of fifty dollars to the two hundred dollar v i b

and scumbag bought for a hundred fifty dollars before the sale date if you dm me on my twitter which is at marijuana happy that's a normal thing if you want to get pre-stale just dm a guy yeah that's that's usually how they sell tickets it's a badennmote. Yeah, right. And most of the proceeds go to a beloved cheddar.

A beloved cheddar. If this fucking retard really thinks he has an audience or that he's not just playing pretend and make believe, he shouldn't be saying things like this. It's just gonna make him look bad. And instantly knocking 50 bucks off. Why, that doesn't help his God's bad. He means 200 bucks to be a joddy cush.

I thought I could just go to a fucking bar and hang out with him. That was his previous tour or a brothel. Right. How the fuck did you find this guy? Like this really just sounds like a lunatic. Yes. Talking to himself and his basement. Correct. There's a guy named Mickey who found him for us.

Because he started talking shit about us and our audience is big enough at this point that if someone's talking shit about us, someone who knows us is gonna hear it and get it back to me. So that's how this all came about. He wanted our attention. We gave it to him and he did nothing with it. He's done absolutely nothing with it. He's done absolutely nothing with it.

He's only embarrassed himself. I knew this one at this way when he's like, oh, they took the bait. Yeah, they're talking about me. It's like, yeah, we are. Now what? What do you got? You got it.

You got it. You got it. Just make shit up, I guess. Not great. Andy, I saw that you brought some additional clips with you. Yeah, I got another little package when I was doing all my clips. I was flipping around YouTube and I saw this

and I thought that would be worth bringing to the table. There have been some major developments in the world of crypto regarding the movement of the Pepe Minkoin. Oh. And there is a streamer named Joe Perry with an a Joe Perry that does a lot of crypto education. And he brought out an expert to the, he brought an expert to the table to help us understand the risks and rewards of Pepe. And in clip one, we're going to learn what that's all

about. All right. I can't wait to find out. I was ready to play a jingle based on how I think might be a part of this. I'll save it till after the reveal. Come out with some huge announcements. There's been a 20% move for the downside. It's currently sitting on a major support line. You know, what are your honest opinions and thoughts about Pepe? Because I first started talking about this when everyone else was talking about this and was going to the moon and I called the top of Pepe on the nose to the date it's documented the video about it.

What are your thoughts right now about Pepe and overall about this entire project? I hate Pepe. I mean, I also think it's funny and amazing how much it is pumped though. So I both love it and hate it very decisive I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey and I also love to eat beans Beats I look great. I feel great beans I look great, I feel great. In a butter, honey, and beans.

Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Jerry Bedfield is the expert. They're bringing in well I'm ready to head over a lot of my money. Oh, right. Yeah, well Jerry hates it. So I'm inclined to

Bite all because his instincts could be further from when it comes to money is not the boss right So let's find out about the good and the bad In clip two a bit. I love how much Conversation it's got. How the charts just went nudge. The ETH gas fees blew up off of Pepe pretty much single-handedly from a marketing standpoint. And I've been a marketer online for 12 years. I'm so impressed with Pepe.

But from an investor standpoint, I wouldn't buy Pepe with your money. If you gave him, instead, you know, here's a slash fund to whatever you want. I wouldn't touch Pepe because the market cap is so big already. And you say this lots of times in your videos about, yeah, he says it. So Jerry's opinion is this guy's opinion. That's not why you bring somebody on. I love that he's a marketer for 12 years. That cracks me up. Right. Yeah. He loves it for the cartoon and the racism. God. Yeah. He loves it for the cartoon and the racism. God. No, it's a hilarious meme.

And people are posting it in our Discord as we speak. It is a la pave. So it clip three, he says that the reason that he really doesn't love it is because it's quote, unquote, dirty money. Okay. And Jerry doesn't ever condone that. It hit the top before it.

I'm like, I don't care if it goes up. That's like dirty money to me too. Like just going into the casino and throwing down some money and coming out, which I, you know, I used to do. I know about some dirty money, but I try to stay out of that now. Yeah, when he was pissing away his wife's furrow.

Okay. Hold on a second. Now, we're talking about crypto as an investment. Yeah. And he compares it to going into a second. Hold on a second. For now, we're talking about crypto as an investment. And he compares it to going into a casino. Right. Okay, that makes sense. And then he calls that dirty money. That's how a dirty money is.

Winning from gambling is not dirty money. It's criminal activity that makes you money. If you're selling heroin, that might be because they're dirty money. Not the roulette wheel. very different way to make money. And also who gives a shit, it's fucking crypto. Am I gonna make money or not? Well, you are, but it's dirty, great, side me up. I like the dirt off, I wonder it.

Yeah, so in the clip four of this, Jerry speaks to the potential of being able to short trade. Okay. Pepe and I'm sorry, and because he's an expert and he knows everything about insider trading, he's going to explain why, you know, shorting stock is maybe a risky endeavor. Okay. So I don't mess with any RC 20s. At the same time, there's a guy in my discord server who is real DGN with these meme coins and likes to short them.

If I was doing that, I would not short Pepe because it too easily could go up and you could lose, I don't do any leverage trading at all. Despite I could, I have enough experience that leverage trading is where you really get racked. Right. Your experience was getting racked. That's your experience with leverage. That's not advice. That's not advice to say. I wouldn't invest in this because it's probably not going to go up, but it also might go up. So I also wouldn't short it at the same time. So you have no idea. So you're worthless. Well, thanks for coming out, Jared. You're good to see. All right. I've never been married because I heard about this divorce thing. You have no idea. So you're worthless. Well, thanks for coming out, Jared. You're good to see you.

All right. I've never been married because I heard about this divorce thing. Like what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for going south. Go south. All right, well, fuck it, man.

So there's some final thoughts. I want to, I want advice about how to invest in crypto. What is Jerry's advice that I should do with my money in the crypto space? Get your pencils out everybody, let's learn. I wouldn't mess with this at all. Okay. All right, thanks.

That is the best advice. Wait, can you back that up? Yeah. Not be conservative. Not maybe like, you know, don't invest too much money and see what happens. No, you're just, I don't, don't do it. Don't fuck with it. Yeah.

Christian Blass says this conversation is convincing me to put my kids college fund into Peppy. I don't think that was the take away, sir. Christian. I don't think that's what we're saying here, but yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I'll curse. College is not in worth it anymore because of the shit. The word of trade. All right. I have a couple fun things I want to talk about

Gaggyya! Starting with Reverend Shitstain put together a fantastic song for us today. I think you guys are going to enjoy this. This comes from one of my favorite movies of all time. Devil, battle, drink it thee too. I've got a proposition for you. Devil, battle, drink it thee. I'll drink and scream you to watch at me. What do you get when you bezel downcours? Putting them back and then drinking some more. Oh, throwing peaches, your terrible leaf fat.

It's successful. Well, how about that? Well, I'd like to look at him. Apple, Apple, drink a beat jar. How in the hell has drunk on this farm? It's a nails puppet. It's a point two. How long you owe 100,000, you know it's you, too.

Carrow you all 100 you know you know You're gonna do Fuck you car all you owe me a hundred dollars you bitch Very well done reverence saying so I should give a quick update We did a bonus show this afternoon where I talked a lot about what's been going out with Senator John. If you're on our Patreon supercast or if you are joined a membership on YouTube, then you saw I put out on Tuesday John sent me a link Monday night. He was doing this uh, snipe of the Uncle Rico show that Kevin Brennan told to do to give him a hundred bucks. So we did that. And then I was in there chatting as I was watching it and they decided to something in the Link's I went on there and it was fun. It's about 45 minutes telling DG. He sucks telling John

He sucks talking about this bet that we have as far as John producing the tape of him asking OJ to sign his knife and how it Doesn't exist and how he owes me the hundred bucks and out of the on. Well, the update is some assholes on the internet who I believe are fans of W-H-T-P were able to find this video. Really? Yes, that came out today. Now, I played this on the bonus show and I recommend people watch this because John for whatever reason went on this morning.

I think he was still in bed. He didn't even turn his camera on. But he went on and he was bitching about this bat. He's been bitching about this bet for a week and a half. I own 100 bucks. He needs it really badly. He's bitching about it. So then the guy who fans him dead us, the guy who runs shulies and out of this, who John's mad at because what he wanted to do is show using shulies an out of this to do his show. He made a private, so John couldn't get to it.

Hilarious. It is. It's not any different than the $2 bill on the fishing line that John used to do to Scott the engineer and be like, this is hilarious. Look at he wants to get the thing and he can't. This is what Phantom Dennis did to John and John's like, that's not funny.

I don't get it. Why is that funny? No, it's hilarious. He's really tired. So it was the funniest thing. Phantom Dennis comes on and he goes, you know what John, I have get it. Why is that fight? No, it's hilarious. He's really tired. So it was the funniest thing Phantom does comes on he goes, you know what John? I have the video check. She was anonymous I just posted it there for you and John is all I might show you have to check it out. Please subscribe to check this out John goes

All right, Denny You know what this is a solid thing I think we could be friends again. You know, he's going through this whole thing He's like this is really nice. I'm so glad you did this. So he pulls it up on his screen. He starts playing it. There it is. The actual video. John walked up to OGs. OG is getting into a limo and he says, hey, OJ, OJ, and then she mailed porn show stuff. And just about to check some dicks fucking each other. and just a bunch of chicks with dicks fucking each other and they're like, oh, ah!

It was one of the funniest things I ever seen and I happened to be watching it real time I was like, oh my god, that's fucking amazing So are there still friends? I don't think so, I don't think that worked out Well then John, as I was doing the bonus show I'm reading text from him, he's texting me as we were doing it

and he sent me a video of him asking OJ a different question and saying, give me my money, he's texting me as we were doing it and he sent me a video of him asking OJ a different question and saying, give me my money, he's demanding the money. So I wrote back, because I know the video's out there now, but I'm fucking with him, I'm like, you didn't ask anything about a knife there, and you just get out fired up, actually I should probably pull this off, because it's pretty funny, he needs his $100. Yeah, so badly, so fucking fired up about it for whatever reason. So I wrote back in this video, you didn't ask about signing a knife still waiting. Of course, that pissed him off.

So he wrote, yeah, they stopped it before the whole thing was up. You're a fucking stiffer. I got off two questions, the second being the knife one. It was up for many to see. Go on, run it. Now I have hundreds of witnesses. If you don't pay, it'll be Gary, Indiana all over again. And then another message, just heard you're doing everything you can to not let it get out again. What a silly bet. Stiffer. You are. That was silly bet. Stiffer. You got you there buddy. It's no dues pair I don't roll off the top he's been to the new word to quid

He was he see I don't know what that word means, but he was he said it to me and he said it to Fan I'm done. He's like okay. We're quid now Like we're good But I've never heard that I looked it up. I couldn't find anything about it. Is that like, quid pro quo? Well, that's what people were wondering. If that's what it meant, I'm not sure. Or is it like a do-tard thing where it's supposed to be dotted and he's just doesn't have any stuff in about.

Yeah, probably. Probably. Yeah, and then two more messages from me said, you know what happened. You just don't want to be, you just don't want to part with the 100. You can't afford it. Yeah, you wrote big money lady K.

We'll lose a bet but refuse to pay. Oh, blah, that's like fucking poetic. Big money lady K will lose a bet but refuse to pay. Oh, I hear a song in the works. So anyway, I paid him today. I super-chatted him and I said, John, check your PayPal, buddy. You won the bet. That's all I needed.

I just needed video proof or audio proof. That's all I asked for. I don't need to have his friends saying that it happened and I said it happened and so did my friend. It's one of my other friends. He's got his mom calling you. Yeah, I think that's not what a bet is. That's not what proof is.

So anyway, but he did prove it. So he did win the bet. And it's a good thing because John has been known to get the authorities involved. So I'm really glad that we were able to settle this without getting law enforcement or OJ involved in this. He's fantastic. This guy. Shuleen Chatter encouraged me to send you door to ash while you were in California, so it rots at your door. Well, if that's the truth, then I'm going to have a problem with that because then they

are trying to have bugs come to my house, right? So that's a form of vandalism There you you better know the law as even then said that's illegal in Florida So if you're encouraging that somebody get me to tape Because I will I will I Will Call the police about that I will call the police about that. Finish this sentence. Don't apply my buddies at the police in my precinct.

Oh, hey John! What did someone do? Tweet today! The idea of you! But were we arresting this time? I was just trying to set him a nice, edible arrangement for a housewarming gift for his house in Florida. And I'm under arrest. Yeah, I heard her arrest for it

He's amazing, isn't he He was talking about Ryan Sherman posted something who knows if it's the real one or not and he's just like this I said I'm a seasoned assist and now I'm gonna have to sue him. Like he's still doing the same shit He's been doing for years it never works I'm gonna have to sue him. Like he's still doing the same shit he's been doing for years. It never works. Threatening lawsuits against people who arrested him, thrown in jail, does not work, John.

It never will. I don't know why you're still doing it. Oh, I do know why he's an idiot. Fucking cock sucker. Now, I hope people have watched me go on his show Monday night. I was a little fired up because I was a little bit annoyed. I was watching him on MLC earlier, and he's telling Kevin Brennan how I don't pay my bets off,

and all the shit I'm like, and of course Kevin doesn't fucking follow up with, like, well, what's the bet? You know, I was just like, oh yeah, Carl sucks. So I go out there and make a joke why you tell everyone I'm not paying my bet, you owe me $100, you're supposed to produce evidence you haven't, there's no proof of any of this.

So I call DG a couple of names, and I think DG and I made up, but I still, I have my theories about this guy. I don't think he's on the up and up with John. I think he's got an angle that he's got going on here, but this is a hilarious back and forth because John is going to explain how comedy works. And this is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on John's show. It's gonna go on for a while, and I might not even interrupt it, because it speaks for itself.

So that's what a false lead is. Oh, you know what, before I put it on that. So he's trying to get everyone to think that it's me, and then he goes, but enough about Chesum. That's a false lead. Why isn't that positive? Because everyone's supposed to think it's me. It's the most basic

form of joke writing. Alright, John earlier in this show was watching Shule do stand up at dabblecon. So he's watching me introduce Shule and then Shule comes up and Shule starts to set with a bunch of shit that's not part of his act just reacting to the things that were happening on the show. And he goes, alright, we're all here to celebrate a big fat drunk idiot. And then I was like, yeah, and he's like, what's up about Chad? Let's talk about centering John, right? So that was the joke that John's talking about here. Where he's like, oh, it's a false lead. I understand how comedy works. I'll explain it to you.

But it was hilarious because, and maybe it's better that we don't play this. But as John is watching Maybe it's better that we don't play this, but as John is watching, Shuly stand up, he watches those few jokes that Shuly does. He made fun, like before him was Chrissy Mayer, and he said something about, I can't follow boobs like that. I'm talking about Cardiff, you know, he says, throwing things out that were just relevant to things that were said. He made fun of me about, because I made a Holocaust joke, and he's like, you're one of the fucking chosen ones. They're not chosen ones, but one of the

master race. Yeah. Like this is not what Hitler had. Anyway, it doesn't matter. And John sits there and he wants to go, do you call this a comedy act? This is that, guys. It's not good. No, you know, that's not his act. You know that that's like him warming up to the situation that he's in. So now, John being a real comic and David being a real idiot are going to figure out how comedy works. So of course, that's his first joke. It's like a Zalooza.

It's like tag and that kind of stuff, like that type of. It's, no, no, it's not even as good as a tag. A tag is like something that you attach like It's it. No, no, it's not even as good as a tag. A tag is something that you attach like, you know, to a string. A tag is like, if you have a good premise and then you do a joke, then you have a bunch of tags. Now a smart comic will be able to have a bunch of tags. Like if I do a joke, you're always followed with a bunch more tags, you know, because then it just like a tie and sales is called. There's a similar thing that's called a tie down. If I do a joke, you always follow with a bunch more tags,

because then it just, it's like a tie, and sales, there's a similar thing that's called a tie down. So you make a point and then you tie it down, tie it down, tie it. Well, yeah, but this is to get more left. Right, so you can do a bit. And then you do a tag about it, and then you do another tag, and then another tag.

And then, and then, you know, like, take my wife, like, take my wife, please, and take my wife everywhere. The show is fun's the, I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back. I asked my wife where she wants to go. She said somewhere I've never been before. I said the hospital. Oh, wait, I said the kitchen shit, I blew that punchline, but you know.

Yeah. So I was watching this. I thought that's how a tag's out there. Now and I've learned everything about comedy. Those are all one-liders. I know. Those aren't tags. And thankfully, John also understands

that he's gonna correct DG on this DG He's a moron, but I love that John can't explain what a tag is about using the word tag You think it's a tag you say the punchline that you do a tag and then you do another tag It's a tag. It's a tag. It's an additional punchline. It's another punchline John is one of the tag guys But he'll never figure that out. This gets really funny right here Yeah, I know but yeah, that's not really tags. That's just those are just no, those are just one liners. Now I got a Google tag. I'll help me give an example of a tag. Yeah, give me some give me some comedy education so I could try to be funny for these fucking people that are so away. You know, I have to pull someone stand up

and then I'll show you a tag. Listen, I gotta think of anything that I do. I have a bunch of tags, but I don't know what you put, I could say on the air here. What? Yeah, I don't get, it's like, it kicked off again today. Just like, I guess. No, okay.

I got, like, you know, I'll give I said, okay, I'm trying to think. I'm just saying something funny. And that unlikely circumstance, I'm just trying to go through my head. So if I said, you know, celebrities always give, you know, what, you know, what's with these silly hold on? I gotta remember the bad things that I had in the show.

Yeah. Take the time. This is actually interesting, like for us, I mean. Yeah, no, I don't, but see, I had to take out the Bruce Janna stuff because that wasn't, you know, so I'm trying to go, so I do a Kardashian, but, you know, so I'm trying to go, so I do a Kardashian bit, you know. The squeegee. I'm trying to think of the tags that would go with the jokes.

I don't know. You know, I'll think of it later. Yeah, we'll come to it. We'll revisit it. We'll double back on it some other time. It's just what it's just like a comedian has a joke and he says, and then he's like, so he has a joke and then he keeps going with that premise with different tags. Like, you know, pretty much what you say. Like if I say, you know, all these celebrities,

you know, all these, you know, all these fucking celebrities and they're fucking crazy names. What the hell? It's like, Gwyneth Poucho, what the hell did she name her kid? Apple. You know, is that a good name for a kid? Apple.

Oh, I know it's, you know, the kid goes to school and shows up and starts sweating. And other kids are like, look, Apple juice. And then she gets married and then she starts snoring. The husband was like Apple turnover. You know, you just keep on piling on the same joke. Now I understand the concept. You know, and then I'll go, yeah, that's why I said,

you know, I say to my three kids, we are not going Hollywood. We will not go Hollywood. I said, listen, Oscar, Emmy, people's choice. We are not going Hollywood. So now you have so it all comes around. You want Bane, Bane, Bane, Bane. Right. Then just like that. Let's go see that's a fucking free, free education for everybody else. Now my side is ever understand comedy houses. I had it all wrong. Yeah. We all get getting comedy now at this point? You guys got it all figured out? Jesus.

It's incredible. My knees are so red from all the slapping I'm doing. I don't think it adds there. Let's see what else he has to say. Out there? Yeah, you just like keep on with the same premise and just keep on going with it. You know, with different tags.

And it's, you know, not exactly what I'm trying to go for, but it's similar. I got the concept. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, so, you know, and then I turn it around, you know, but it's all my sense, you know, it's just a bit I do about fucking celebrities and their stupid names.

Trick to good bet. All right, so then. The last dismiss. A little while later. Rude, Rick, Rude. Let's John know that his jokes are dated. You know, because that whole thing about celebrities is old. So this is a response to that.

Kind of a by a shirt that he's normal side. I appreciate it. Apple's 20 years old. Yeah, you have here college. I don't know all my kids were in school at 20. Maybe this person has it. Maybe he's like, Hey, college is what is what? College college. College. What's that? Hey, what the hell that college? Over the keeps me boys. I got a college and I got a college with a hot knock. What the hell kind of cow you talk?

What the fuck is that? Apparently if you say that John's jokes are dated you're a redneck and an idiot even though his jokes are dated It's been to me the same set for 20 years. Yeah. All right, so now DG is gonna come in with an anecdote and This is the world's worst anecdote. I don't know why he thought this was an interesting or compelling story. And this is the way I told him when I went on the show, he's an interesting guy. He doesn't bring anything to the table.

He's got no personality. His only thing is to suck up to John's or he's like, he kicked off the show. That's the only thing that he's doing at this point. There's an a bar one time John. There was a Trump supporter and the Trump supporter was talking about Harvard College and he was like, yeah, too many liberals at Harvard and you know, that's why, you know, fuck that college and he just talked bad about Harvard

and then I was like, so Harvard's not a good college and he's like, no. And I was like, so is that why you didn't send your kids? And he was like, man, fuck you. And I was like, oh, I don't know why you're so mad if Harvard is such a bad college. Obviously, that's why you kept him out of there. Anyway, we know Harvester's college.

Clay Dablin, Vince, I'm playing what the fuck? Look at producer Kriss thing. What is going on right now? What is happening? How dare he have his smug face so close to the camera? Have you tellin' a shitty story like that? I know. Fuck you dude, he is just ain't nothing.

And you know what? There's another guy in the basement right now, and I should probably just turn on his camera because I'm being very rude. It's up, Carter. Oh. Oh, hello. Oh, hello.

Welcome back. Welcome back, too. How is vacation? Oh, it was wonderful. It was wonderful. I enjoyed the games that Carl played with us. Yeah, we were all at, uh. Maybe, Daveler. It was wonderful. I enjoyed the games that Carl played with us. Yeah, we were all at, uh,

we were all at my pool. We had an end of summer pool party that went on for days. We all threw baloney at Carl's ass. It was great. Cardiff is a floatation device. I will tell you that that we learned that right away. Okay, so for whatever reason, DG, because I shouldn't say for whatever reason,

I told you how the DG is a troll. I guess John is trolling you, it's very obvious. Everyone else except for you. What, what, DG is making a face like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,ating, Rating you, and that was the most DG is strong, you job please be careful. Rating you. He's signing an NDA, please. That's how loyal he is.

And that's what I do to anybody. I ain't dealing with NB, I'm not paying anybody to an NDA sign. So he's making DG sign an NDA, a non-disclosure agreement. What does that do with being a co-host? I understand a contract if there's gonna be money involved, if there should be a commitment involved, you'd sign a contract. An NDA doesn't make any fucking sense. John should be signing the NDA.

Right, does Jen have so much shit going on that he doesn't want, and he doesn't want to let anyone know about anything that's really happening in his life because they might reveal it because I've never had any of, anyone on WOTP has never, I've never made them say, and yeah, I've never felt the need to. Like, I don't tell anyone about my pool table, the great felt.

I can't stop doxing himself, he's worried about other people. Yeah, no, he doxed DG the other day. He did it. He gave out DG's real name on his string. Which is again, the reason I will not give John anything. Right. Well, he was pushing you to get your real name. And you go, I'm not going to give it to you. I must say you want to get it out there, but you will

get it out there. And then I think you run his show the next day. And he said something was named by mistake. You're like, see, do you see what I mean? John, no, but I wouldn't do that to you. And now he's done it to the great DG. Oh, no, not, not Dave. Dalton, she or she or Dan O. Yeah. All right.

I said, now, uh, John is going to snipe me. He's on his show live. He's by himself. Someone says, Hey, Carl's doing who are these broadcasters right now? Well, actually, they didn't say that. They just on his show live. He's by himself. Someone says, Hey, Carl's doing who are these broadcasters right now? Well, I actually didn't say that. They just thought I was live. And John cannot figure this out until he does. But at first, it's very difficult for him. Hold on. Oh, let's go. Yeah. How do I get that? That's a good one. So Rochie says Carlos live, John W a P P. Oh, I should mention because I when he shows the screen, you can see it. He literally put into YouTube W ATP and hit enter.

The channel is who are these podcasts? And if you go to the channel and click the live button if we're live, you'll see the video right there. But John just types W ATP. No. Terrible marketing. No. Yeah, where's your I don't see a live Kevin into your phone. Where do you see that he's live on my channel? I don't see him live Of course you don't he's not in your Live we'll do a live I don't see him live. Of course you don't. He's not in your house. You're doing live. Live. We'll do a live.

Who are these broadcasts? Is that what it is? Okay. All right. Siri. Call Carl. The system was out. It was a horrible. System was all right. He found it.

He's going to be the more you pay it out. He just does a billion shows. It's a very special. Yesterday, it's a really broad question. His immediate thing is just like, get off my back.

We're not going to know shit for years. I don't want to hear questions every fucking day about this. All right. We're talking about it. So John's doing this new thing now because Kevin Breden praised him for this. So now John is doing this all the time.

I played a bunch of clips from John was at MLC on Monday, I played that on the bonus show today. I have a bunch more I didn't even get to. One of them being that Kevin made a some kind of statement about how John likes to zoom in on Mike Morse and be like, let's just see if he says anything silent Mike. And Kevin goes, I love that you do that.

So funny. So now John's like, Oh, I got approval from daddy. He says this is a good bit. So now he's just zoomed in on me and Christian black. And he's not watching the video that we're reacting to or anything else. You're just going to watch this and explain how terrible our show is. Really? I think I know. or anything else, you're just gonna watch this and explain how terrible our show is. That is old. I think I know it's for 24 hours.

It's the company that's been brought up about 30 times as we started the show. People's gas. Who is best buddy? Obviously it's people's gas. And they're getting the bottom of it. That's the whole point. Obviously somebody went over to the county, went look at it.

We really got to bury this one. That's really bad. There's gonna be lawsuits. We're gonna be doing it. Let me in, I don't know what the county went look at we really got a bury this one that's really bad. There's going to be lawsuits. We're going to be going to be going to be in the county. We'll cover for you. Yeah. And the general manager, I think your lead is hey, Carl. All right, look, we're going to, we're going to let go of it, but you have to let us show the dead kids. All right, look, if they have to compromise, you have to say he's almost 13. There was rumor that the, that the fucking hot water heater wasn't working. And so suggesting that he went in there and maybe was doing something with the hot water heater, I don't know.

So I've, I've had the hot water heater. Oh boy, go out at my house. What a fucking bad way. That house was still standing. And so we're all of my neighbors. No one died. But did you have anybody from the gas company there? If you had somebody from the gas company, to be fair, no one from comment. You're on the press. So what of you now? They didn't say, okay, this is is gonna get interesting. So what John's thing that he does is he starts watching a show, mid show, not knowing the context, understanding the conversation, and then listens to a sentence or two and goes, this is boring. He's like turning on Empire Strikes Back and he gets a Dagobah and he's just like, oh,

he's just gonna be jogging around the jungle with an alien on his back. Boring. Yeah, but this is part of a bigger thing, Rhithaard. It's Zoomak level bad. Yes, correct. That's a perfect way to sum it up. Guy has no idea what he's doing or how to do it, but in Sysson trying over and over again.

All right. And it's also, if you're just gonna sit there and say how boring a show is, why are you forcing your audience to watch it? Well, right. He's got no strategy. His show, I could pull up any part. I have the link right here. We could go to any part of the show and talk about boring. It is. It's very boring. John has enough of the talk about it. But this is great because as everyone knows, John and I lived very close to each other in Florida. And there was a storm coming through yesterday. And so there

was concern about where we live. And John says this. He was a good boy. He said we found Brown's coming. You know, some aligot's hearing. The last work place incident. Carl. It's like, yeah, it's like, it's it's like, oh yeah, wasn't him. Carl, alligator's, alligator's could get in your house and bite. You're threat. You're full of. No, it's out of threat. He's got a joke for this.

Now, everybody get ready. This is hilarious. This is going to rock your world. Would that be known as a club sandwich? rock your world. Would that be known as a club sandwich? Now, as you guys know, the rule of comedy, wait, wait, play the joke. Give him another chance. The rule of comedy, as everybody knows, is you tell a joke, like if an alligator bit off Carl's foot would they be a club sandwich and then after you do that

You repeat the exact same joke Come on come on that was funny Carl if the alligator bites your foot off Would that be a club sandwich. Oh. The fuck is wrong with this guy? Good God. Why does he think that he should repeat that joke? He works really hard on it. That's why. So he's, I was like, I could say I wrote that for him.

He's saying that he's hoping that my house gets flooded and bad things happen to it. On MLC, he was talking about how Anthony had an issue with his roof. They just built a new house in South Carolina, Anthony Kumia, and the contractor fucked up and cut all these corners and put up a shitty roof. And so they're trying to sue the guy, but he had enough to state this whole fucking ordeal. It's a nightmare. I've talked to Missy about this. I mean, we both were going through by a new house at the same time. So we were talking I'm a nightmare. I've talked to Missy about this. I mean, we both were going through

by a new house at the same time. So we were talking about this a lot. And John's yucking it up with KB. I'm the funny, this thing happened to him that sucks. I like, mother fucker. Karma's a bitch. Latham out other people's misfortune all you want. But I don't know if that's the route you want to go.

Because bad things are coming your way, John. Just see it now. And I'd hate to see all the people fucking hold on their sides laughing when you're dealing with whatever fucking organ failure you got to deal with in the future. When an alligator gets in John's house and it dies by a silver bullet good was a course. Where Wolf would have been more appropriate for that one? Where will all right, so this is the craziest thing Monday night.

And I feel like so much time has passed since that. I can't even remember what we've talked about it. What we've talked about Monday night. Kevin Brennan tells John, you got to snipe Uncle Rico show. I'm going to love it. I want to watch you watching them watching you. It's going to be fantastic. And I don't know what KB's goal was. It'd be knows John's going to fail miserably at it.

And that's why it's funny. I would think so because the next morning KB went on his show and just went, John's a fucking idiot. Because I went on John show and declared an L for him and for Kevin Brennan because all it did was get more people giving money to Shuly and the Shuly Network in spite of John. This is what's crazy about is John showed up an hour and a half late to snipe the Shuly show because he will never ever understand how time zones work and he thinks it's everyone's fault But his because he's a fucking moron, you know, I fucking he asked me to go and snipe them and I do

Was I a little late? Yeah, cuz he didn't specify when You know how I feel about that kind of thing John I feel like whenever I show up to something. It's the right time. So I would never acknowledge being late That's just me. That's how I personally Well, look if you would have said seven o'clock, EST, then I would have said, okay, so four of my time. What time did you guys get off even? I mean, obviously it was before. I got you. So that's when he kicked me out at 330. Right. Kevin said at 330, just I'm 630 Eastern time. He's on MLC and he goes, okay, you're

going to snipe their show. I'm going to let you go now. Go get a beer, go get what you want to do, get prepared so that you can snipe their show. Because it's in a half an hour. John thinks it's a three and a half hour. So he goes, well, okay, you know, to keep me on now, but all right. What do you mean, go get a beer? Yeah, I never ever ever occurred to John never wants to to occur to him that maybe they're dealing with East Coast time since every single person involved at this Bob Levy, Mike Morris, Kevin Braden, all of these guys are all of the East Coast. And they're saying it's happening at seven o'clock and John goes, well, obviously everyone means Pacific time. Nothing in this

role is Pacific time. Nothing in the dabble verse is pacific, nothing is. And John is blaming Kevin for this. Why wouldn't he tell me that it's seven EST? Well, that's to be assumed. And if you didn't know that, ask. I don't know. It's pretty easy.

You would think? Well, once he figures it out, we should all go to pacific time. Oh, yeah. Now I'm gonna go to military time. I'll see you at 1400 hours, John. Good luck. That's, and that's when I was on the way to the pub, and I called, I go, that was weird. He just kicked me out. Like you said, I have to prepare, but three and a half hours later, what do I got to prepare for? So John goes to the bar and starts drinking. And Kevin Brunnan, and

hour into Uncle Rico show, message to John goes, where are and starts drinking and Kevin Brennan and hour into Uncle Rico show Messes John goes where are you? I thought you were gonna cite the show to Johnson. Well, he's talking about it's like they've been out for an hour So what does John do the most amazing thing? I've ever heard of my wife and he admitted this on his show He sold his beer to another person at the bar for five for five dollars beer to another person at the bar for five for five dollars. No, John explained this. So apparently what happens is it's happy hour. So you get the beer and then you get the upside down shot glass whatever they call that the bubble so that you can

trade that in for your next drink, right? By one given, he was just ready to trade in his get one and he gets the note like you got gotta go home and snipe the show. So what does he do? He sells it for $5 to someone else at the bar. On the herd of, I've been to many bars. I've never seen someone that. The most cheap skate thing.

I mean, give her some like, appointment drinking for buy one get one. Like, I gotta be there for the buy one get one. Oh, I'm missing out on it You want to buy my bubble instead of just giving it away. Can you a mic a good guy? Well, then he was defending himself because everyone was ripping out of soy sav out his show today defending himself He's like, well, you know, I asked my friend if they wanted it But they didn't so then I'm just like I don't want to buy this and someone said they look like this is the whole fucking thing That he had to deal to get $5.

And at first he was bragging about it. He's like, so I got the five bucks. What? I didn't take a loss. Are the buy one get one free beers $10? Because otherwise, did he make a profit on this? I think he wanted me to profit on it. I think that's a good question, Cardiff.

Although he does tip 10 bucks of beer, Sal. Yeah, right. Maybe he did take a loss after all. And I went to the pub. I think that's maybe, I would think that's what he meant. Like, go have a couple drinks, get your. Yeah, that's what I thought he meant. Get some food.

Even he said, he said go get some beers. So, oh, I got it. Okay, I'll go get some, you know, I'll go to the pub. You're a grown adult, right? I mean, Brunner doesn't tell you what to do with your fucking time. Also, when he was confused about, he's like, three and a half hours, what do I have to prepare for?

Like he would have prepared with a half hour. Right. Like he would have done anything different. Of course. No, he has nothing. He has no idea how to do this. And he embarrassed himself so badly. It was really funny.

They fucked with them so hard, it was great. I assumed he knew what my lifestyle is. This is a- This is a- Ah! So I'm want to know what time zone he's in. There's no one is lifestyle is. All right, John, how many how many hours you need to drink beer before you can go on and do the show tonight? Okay, then I'm going to let you go in five minutes.

So she gets your three and a half hours for the beer drinking time. So you can do. Don't you know my lifestyle. Yeah. One of those examples of East Coast West Coast beef. It's sometimes, some, fortunately, sometimes in your head. What, yeah, what's he?

I don't think that's- It has nothing to do with East Coast West Coast beef rice. Retard. It's not what this is. No one's shooting two pock over this. But even that is not unheard of. I've had guests that I've screwed up, and you know, and you don't say-

You don't say why the East Coast, and I've had guests where they screwed up and you know, and you don't say why the ESD of PSD. And I've had guests where they screwed up. And even more reason to ask for clarification or do you think for a second, like does that mean four o'clock by time? It's seven o'clock. You have a history of fucking this up. It's heaven so many goddamn times.

You would think it'd be like, hmm, maybe I should give this a thought before going to the bar for three hours. I'm not understanding. And you know what, you know what, and, but it happens. It's not like so unheard of. So for him to have his fucking panties in a bunch

just because I didn't understand, this is the other thing too. So, Kevin's gonna pay John $100 to do this. $100 in John's world is two days of the pub. That's huge because as we all know, addicts don't think weeks ahead. Addicts are not thinking about like, why be this high next Tuesday?

They want it now? And then why do they get tomorrow? So John's thinking 100 bucks, that's two days of the pub because he's made it clear that $50 is what he needs every day at the pub Which I calculated it was $15,000 a year Now I'm trying to remember what it was it was something like the $17,000 a year if you spend $50 a day at the pub was John Clamsey does It was significant. It's my point 18,250. Thank you 18, 18, 2

Which if he wants to get that Harley fixed, I feel like he can get a new bike bike for that kind of money. It'd probably be a better investment for him. But if he sells his free beers, or like 14 grand, it's gating the system. So in John's mind, he's really pissed off at KB because KB has not paid him the hundred bucks yet. He said he would pay him him I don't know what John failed or what's going on But he was I watched him say like day two of no money from Kevin Prattin Including your life like that he cannot be embarrassed. He just cannot be embarrassed. It's shocking It's shocking to me.

What he's up to. So much is going on. I can't get to it all. I can't bore everybody with it, but please, I know I've been promoting it more than usual. We just put out two bonus shows this week, two that I actually wasn't even expecting to do, but so much is going on that we just did it. So that is all worth checking out. Cardiff. Yes. I don't see a new to catching aliens. Should I have seen one come through? We don't have one today.

Yeah, I sent it to Andy. All right, so we don't have a new to catching alien. So you know what that means? As if I didn't do enough. It means that we've done it all today and by that I mean we talked about Karen Fien and what I assume is a gross-smelling vagina. We talked about Brendan Sagalo and what a loser he is and I will never be successful in comedy because he sucks at it. We talked about Merwin a happy hour in Johnny Cush

and the fact he's declaring victory and nobody look over there. I think there's nothing to exist anymore because I don't even look at the way it is. I'm gonna assume nobody look over there. I think there were some time. Everything exists anymore. So let me look at the zoom. Move it. I almost didn't show up today. Right. I know.

I had a call. I was like, no, no, no, we're still on. The show's still happening. We talked about Jerry Banfield who happens to be somehow a crypto expert in meme coin. Yeah. Who knew? Stuttering John is just peak John right now. It just keeps getting more and more hilarious

with how bad he is and everything. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team.

The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show we play, Cliff and the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'll be honest. Lately, we haven't been doing that as much as we should be. Today is no exception to that,

because Vinny Pauline will be here on Saturday. I'm looking forward to Vinny being on the show. And he's setting me over a podcast. And he sent this to me because he saw it on the back of a car. I thought he was going to say cereal box. He goes, Carl, I saw this, this average has it for a podcast on the back of a car. It's probably going to suck.

So I tried to help him, like, well, yeah, it does suck, but I don't know that it's clippable, just unwholesomeable. So we'll find something, I'm sure I tried. I tried to pull something together for us, but it wasn't in the cards as they say. So please join us again next time, and it might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts?

Oh, you know what before I say that? Oh, Paul! Yeah! My bad. Now, I can't apologize. Yeah, thank you. All apologies for getting my plug, but we did Jake Paul this week.

Nice. And it's deep. Let's say, what's Jake Paul apologizing for these days? What is he apologizing for? Carl, all he seems to do is apologize for nothing. Yeah, I mean, this is pre-boxing career. Yeah. Quote and Quote career.

But it's very fascinating. We're really digging into that YouTube vlog culture. It's hard to unpack and Trisha Paita is there. Of course. And it is always entertaining to- You better apologize for having Trisha Paita side your show. We're gonna do, we're gonna feature Trisha Paita

as real soon I think. Oh, she had that horrible apology. 10 minute long apology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna do that at some point. But in the meantime, Jake Paul, I have a lot of fun over there. All apologies podcast on Instagram.

Yeah, but yeah, we have daily posts about all the apologies in the news, making fun of news apologies on Instagram, and then the podcast is on Apple and Spotify. Very good. And anywhere else again, podcasts. And Cardiff Electric, I know that you got some shows coming back, you kind of operate like a real show.

You come back in September? Yes. Yes, season two, starting up on your show. I can't wait for season two. Yes. Season two of summer and it's going to be coming back September 11th to celebrate America. We want to change the narrative on what people remember September 11th for. So it's my parents anniversary and summer and season season two my sister's birthday But tonight all the worst tragedy this is for me though. It's also the bill's opener Repeating with the Buffalo bill says the temporal love. I don't know why you're doing that. It's crazy

Because nobody watches the bill, but tonight 805 p.m. on my YouTube channel. I make my triumphant return to YouTube and I have uncovered a 2002 phone call to Howard Stern from a very famous tabler Really? Yes, and I will play that tonight and do other things very good sir We'll see we'd super chats. Hopefully I got a paper Roll call in the super chat I know what's in the Kevin front of roll call in the Super champ All right, so check out Curtis channel tonight to hear a dabler from 2000 to and please join us again next time It might be the episode we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Great show Good job everybody.

Great job everyone. All right, I want to get on to our voice mail segment. Before I do that, Cardiff, are there any new reviews? Oh shit, Annie! Annie's here. Hey, hey, she is. Oh my goodness, I almost had Cardiff read a review. So, very rude of me, I'm my apologies. I'm sure no one would be mad about that.

I'm sure they would be very upset. No one likes Cardiff. But they all like you, Annie. Are there any new reviews you have for us tonight? I have two for you right now. Great. I have one from Ilsy Smoked August 27th, 2023. Horrible. It's going to be a no for me. That's it. That's it. It sounds a lot like a one-star review to me.

That is a one-star review. I could tell, Cardiff, got very happy with that one. That's going to be a note for me. That's like America's got talent reference or something. Yep. That's what the audience were looking for. That's fine. I got one more for on pornstash, J, August 27th, 20th 23th. I already like this person. All right. Yep. Wow. Just terrible. A battle week ago, my cat died. My wife has had this cat for about 12 years. She was heartbroken, crying like a kid who just got beat up and his lunch money was stolen. It was horrible to listen to.

Something I said I'd never listened to again. But now after listening to your garbage show, I gladly go back to listen to my wife cry again. You're terrible at podcasting. Get a real job. Something a five-star review to me. That's a five-star. Alright! Thank you very much, and thank you for keeping those reviews going. Because I'm pretty sure getting reviews helps the algorithm. That's I've heard from other podcasters. An older boy told me. That's what's going on. What's that kind of? Said who's out? Algorithm. I get it. I have one more if you'd like. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. No, this one's. W-A-T-P could end the world. I was listening to this podcast and frankly I was terrified. They have exposed aliens who live here

on earth, strangely living in Florida, who apparently could destroy our planet. There seems to be some maniac poising the water supply called patty puke water, who gives his water away for free. The host Carl is constantly pushing an effeminate lifestyle. You should see him drink his beer if you don't believe me. Oh, and there is a talking vegetable on his show. I think they call him Stuttering John or something. I keep watching the clouds for the four horsemen of the apocalypse. All right, Karin, if I think that's a five star review, it's a fantastic lot of I write. Unfortunately, it is well written.

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He looks forward to having you back on the show. You were the old man out. Yes, we got to get you and Tukki and was it OJ? I believe Tukki's boycotting. I believe Tukki is boycotting. Well, Tukki told me, I was messaging with him today. He told me that he got banned again. He's got a green child.

It's just not going well for him. Tuky's got to get over his hatred for the Italians. It's got to work in that. It's not good for the boys and girls. Did you hear that kind of talk? All right. System Boy smells. Hey Carl. Um, the flat that was very disturbing with that Johnny guy. And then we make jokes about a Todd coming to kill you and the class episode is very disturbing with that Johnny guy.

And then we make jokes about a Todd coming to kill you and wear your skin and post-gulli ATP. But I honestly think it's not a guy. It's looking for a reason to look chosen, buddy, and Facebook them. And I think you are the perfect person for that. So I don't know, I'll be worried about making a cut of them in future.

But he's going to kill me before he face Foxman, right? I'll call him back. Okay. I agree, except for today, he just sounds like a child. But leading up to this, when we were listening to him, like, oh, this guy's a schizophrenic, and he might actually be dangerous with the stories he was telling about being committed and all the other kind of fun stuff But I think he's just like a little kid playing in his room now and playing radio If he loves coke products and hates Pepsi that much I would I would say yes, he's very childish very very childish But where are you a doctor pepper? Shit, how about Mountain Dew Hey Carl, animal Kelly.

And I gotta say, if you're starting a new episode with you and Chris and man, it's a good start. Nice stuff from good times, great movies. And the best thing he's ever done on that show, not show up. That's nice stuff from good times, great movies. You will not be missed. You're Oh, thank you. Thanks for good times going to movies. You will not be this boring, boring person. Oh, bad news, sir. He has been rescheduled.

I'm going to be out here soon. Yeah. So, Doug's great. Listen to Doug versus Doug. And tell me the dog for good times going to movies is not great. When you're still one of the greats, nice dog gets mean. It's a best thing ever. Still one of the best. When still one of the grids of the nice dog gets mean. It's a nice dog attack. Yeah, fuck shark week. I want to doggie out here. Alright, Nate from Flint,

Colin and Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. And Johnny Kush doesn't understand that old guy radio beef are just tiresome and dumb. You're not crushing him in a time slot you don't activate your fans to harass them during the morning driver what not having said that if you want me to drive to Bumslock Minnesota and do something classic like steel is newspaper throw a frisbee on his lawn or next to him at the bar and go I think I can thank for you in man.

Is Johnny is Johnny Cush actually a buffalo guy? No he lives in Nevada somewhere. That's what he was telling me with his Buffalo New Year's Eve show. Yes. Yes. For sure. So trolled. Oh dear. So he was in California. And then he had to leave California because he's an outlaw and moved in Nevada,

which has fewer laws, I believe, than Kelly. So yeah, I guess he saw your posts about your New Year's Eve show and decided that he was going to start his own New Year's Eve show in Buffalo. Yeah, I guess he saw your posts about your near Zeeb Sho and decided that he was gonna start his own near Zeeb Sho and Buffalo. Yeah, I pushed. I wouldn't recommend going to- Already canceled it now.

Okay, good. Yeah, I mean, you can't compete, so- No. Can't beat him, join him. Maybe the potato shop I'm Johnny Kusho's live show. Mm-hmm. All right, I'm free. How do you feel about the Steel-to-Morning show, Cardiff?

Do you have a take on that? Uh, no. I'm free. How do you feel about the Steel Toe Morning show, Cardiff? Do you have a take on that? Oh No, I'm indifferent. Annie. Do you mean different? Do you have a take on Steel Toe? No, the first time I've ever heard it was when Never Brian and Doug did it. Okay. That was the first time I've ever heard Aaron or Aaron Okay, very good. I believe her name is April, but yes. Oh, whoops. Aaron and girl Aaron. Aaron with an A and Aaron with a B.

I'll be back. Hey, Krause, I like and track. So, your old steel toe thing, you came across William and Skye. The reason why people are pissed is, uh, you came across as you you were going on you didn't say you were going on vacation you literally just said hey guys we're doing a still so show everyone to an end it'll be fucking great and then you just should have these two guys show up and do it and then you

are there and they did a great job on the wrong people are pissed more that you kind of described it like you would do it all we all wanted forever and then just tried to do this like swerve and then got kind of butt hurt after love the show but man like you kind of missed what what what people will piss that all right peace guy bye I'm sure that is part of it. I'm sure there is a segment of people who are upset that I wasn't a part of that show, but also most of the people who are upset with that show wanted them to go way harder at Aaron from Siltel and they went pretty hard, obviously. I was surprised people didn't think it was enough, but what are you gonna do? And, God. Oh, I do love how one of the hosts of one of the

hugeest podcasts on the internet today is some guy. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm trying to get into that. And Doug, yeah, go figure. I forgot what I was gonna say, but there was something else. Some other point that I was going to make about that, but it doesn't matter.

Hey, Carl. You know, I've always been kind of indifferent to SteelSail, but after this something else, some other point that I was going to make about that, but it doesn't matter. Hey, Carl. You know, I've always been kind of indifferent to Steel Fill, but after this last tip over the block, I got to say I'm losing the interest fast. I mean, who the fuck does this guy think he is? With 35 patrons, 10K subs, and he's out here talking shit about how much a professional broadcaster he is. But I've listened to Johnny Kush talk about his grotesque cock injury for two hours, and listen to his bland tapes and his dumb ass co-hosts. But anyways, I've always loved the show. Kush army out. Kush army, all right. You got Kush.

I just get gushed just now. Yeah, I guess the point that I wanted to make to the previous caller is, I don't announce everything that we're gonna do I surprises are fun Right, I don't know I got a bad phone every time I was I weird that I don't want everything to be the same every time like when it's a little Oh, like the Gino Alex Stein on site thing right, it's just like we're changing it up

Maybe it'll be good maybe you know like no that was shit Right, it's just like we're changing it up. Maybe it'll be good. Maybe you know like no that was shit Yeah But you got to try things Cardiff right yeah, it is odd to me when I get people the feedback I get from some people Not most but some Is as soon as I do something they don't like they want to punish me? Yeah, I'm no longer gonna be on Patreon, I'm taking away my money.

And maybe I've already made this analogy, but it would be like if you're going to see a band you like, and they play a new song, and you don't like the new song, you're like, fuck this band, I'm outta here, I've never listened to this. Shit, I'm like, it's like, there are times that we have a bad show, there are times there are things that we do, a segment that doesn't go well.

Let's get it to get a hands- Right, it's gonna have Saturdays. Yeah What's it said? But it's like, you know, it gets it. Kai and Doug That's great. Kai and Brian Brian and Doug fire dog thumbs down It's like now all right. Well, let's try something else, and you know, we'll see what works. I actually enjoy the card if in Tookie next time I guess and we'll just fucking Sesame Street. Hold on! Cardiff in Tookie! You're saying that I can retire is what you're talking about. What do you think Cardiff? Cardiff in Tookie? Who are these podcasts? Take over. Never work with Tookie. Wow. Wishful thinking. I tried

everyone. Wishful thinking. Paco is calling it a night. Yeah, what's up, Carl? I was relieved, oh, this is Paco by the way. Anyway, I was relieved to see you guys. You were produced a Chris show up on Sunday to do the show, because I was afraid that the Chris show of me had got you guys. And then you know that Doug and the other guy were like kind of filling in just to kind of like like

eat the pain or something that's what they did the show for you on Wednesday but you know it's good to see that you guys are okay you know I was afraid to click on me got you now we're glad to see that episode it was a great episode it's one of the best episodes in W-A-K-P history. It's pretty good to talk. Thank you for that. High praise. And I'm glad nothing happened to you guys. Keep doing what you're doing.

Keep doing what you're doing your thing. All right, man. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to the cliche army later. All right. Shout out Paco. I'm in communication with Paco. We're working on it We're gonna I'm gonna be on Paco's show sometime in the New York City. The Paco Power Hour

Is the name of the show I went on there. Mm-hmm soon. They'll get trucker Andy So the guest is what I get better and better over there the Paco Power Hour Paco wants to come on this show and actually when Doug couldn't make it, I reached out to him and said, Paco, you want to come on and fucking gay works for a living? He's got a, yeah, his schedule is rigid. Yeah, sorry, he wasn't able to do it. Well, we'll coordinate another time. We'll get him on here. Call back Curtis. Call on into the show. Hey, this is Callback Curtis. I apologize for this whole radio war thing.

While I was undercover, I was working in a, in a rehab in this ridiculous retard walks and bragging Bobby's gonna try to have sex with his fans and I said, you know who does have sex with his fans? Carl Hamburger. That's right. The things he did to me and probably countless others ever dabble con. It's correct. I can imagine what the Detroit after show is going to look like.

Oh, it's going to be. I'm German, so a little ropey. A literal shitshow. As you can see, it's all right. Yes. It should be a lot of fun. Oh, this is a very interesting idea. And I'll probably bring it up on the next show if I remember.

You know, I was here with a few episodes behind, but hearing John make fun of the one joke about your chin and like death really struggles to remember the lyrics to Fattie Patty makes me think, and what the hell hasn't there been a Carl Song parody contest yet? I mean, there's like much material there. I mean, I saw. Yeah. That's like a good way. Yeah.

You should do it. Don't call me back. Have we not done a Carl Song parody contest? We've brought it up before. Never. Never. Do. Do.

Do. Do. Do. So yeah, I think that's a good idea. I think I'm going gonna introduce a Carl song parody cap test. Does everybody loves the song parodies? That's what I know. Shut the fuck up, trucker. Who would find it, you? Was it you producer Chris? Fuck you!

Alright. Carl, I thought you were show-dead research and like knew what it was talking about. You were telling me about'll fucking idiot when you're talking about the MLC situation in Bob on the new episode. Kevin never won, said he'd take 5,000. Never. He was always 4,000. I listened. All said that for some reason because he's brain dead and he went with it.

He didn't do any research. He just went with it. Good job. Good job. Good job. Kevin never said that he fired up. Another thing you got wrong. Pretty much everything you said was wrong. All right. He's got me. No, Kevin implied that he wanted Bob off of MLC because Bob was sucking. But it was only after Bob quit MLC. And yes, I heard from Bob Levy that Kevin was saying

he paid him $5,000. If that's not true, whatever! 4,000, 5,000, whatever! But I thank you. I appreciate people giving me a check. We do try to be factually accurate on the show. So that I know is that there's fact checking on the show. There's only, there's nothing but fact checking.

Right Annie, what do you have in the bottom of there? Oh, my cat's just being as fast. Yeah, I'll get you. Gonna get sick. It's trying to get fired. This is a Johnny Kusfen. And Carl doesn't wash his hands after he pees every time so uh he got trolled

god damn the cushary got pushed again I can't get away from it maybe we should just quit should I renew the domain who are these dot-cars or should I just want to go hmm it's hard to say what would Johnny Kush do Should I renew the domain who are these dot com or should I just let it go? It's hard to say what would Johnny Kush do Not have a website. Yeah, that's what I was like Domain you say Smack is broken dick around I don't know

Yeah, good as penis Go on more feet Hey dog, Deluxe left coast got a good one. I think my sparks and discussion F. Mary kill here in Fihann Vic and Hannah I got him in that order Fihann F from behind only and Then we go

Hannah we're gonna have to kill and then I'm gonna have to between those two and stuck with it big mouth Vic and I have to Mary her You got it wrong about it. Yeah, Mary If you heard Vic talk you want a Mary Vic what do you think Annie? I've Mary kill between Karen Fian Hannah and Vic Aren't you guys you weren't part of that. I don't know comment. You got nothing on that?

I think you're probably right. I don't know if I'd marry Vic. She I feel like she would not be great to listen to for too long. Oh, God. Neither of my though. So I'm sorry. You're killing her. I mean, what's well,

no, I'm good there. I guess, I guess, FVick. Okay, FVick. So now you got Karen Hannah. Hannah, well, Mary Hannah. She seems pretty nice. Okay. And she seems to have her stuff gathered.

I think you would either have the same. The obvious answer is, Mary Hannah, fuck Vic and kill Cardiff. Yeah, because French fries are delicious. You bring up a lot of good points. Producer Chris, you have any thoughts on that? No, I'm good. There's a conversation started for all of us. I haven't listened to these ones yet, but they all just came in today.

And who knows if it's worth listening to or not with this guy. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, that knit with Creaton, Stuttering John fell for it once again. It appears he was pranked by Carter. And he somehow thinks there was a video of him interviewing OJ posted on the internet, but it's only there for a nanostecaner too, and then taken down. So there's still no proof, and there is a picture of John with some random black guy, but it's not OJ.

John owes you $100. Give him a drop dead date to pay off. He definitely needs to pay off within the next couple of weeks or buy your live show in Ferndale may campaign that $100 He is one sheep miser and a welcher. Okay. Well give me a buzz. That's the W word Apparently John was calling that the W word. He keeps adding new and more words you can't say. It loves policing.

It was a bomb of that band that word. Oh, okay. I forgot about that. 10 years ago. Yeah. Hey Carl Gary again. Well, I took a look at that supposedly interview of John with OJ. Yeah. And OJ, John Yale's not a question. supposedly uh... interview of john with oj and oj

john you know that a question oj never answers them he just ducks into a car i've studied that with like i was uh... the prudert film and uh... it's nothing john oj one hundred dollars he's uh... welcher and

they can pay you do bring up a good point there, Gary, because John was just yelling things at OJ, which a bunch of people have done. People have yelled murder and all sorts of things at OJ, and John was just one of those guys doing that. It wasn't like he made eye contact or had any kind of conversation. OJ was just walking by and John yells out, will you sign my knife? I love it, making fun. Yeah, right. Not that impressive. And any single way. I do believe Gary was implying that there was a second interviewer and he was the one

that asked about the knife from the grass. Hey, Carl Dairy here. Well, I looked at this so called John interview of OJ. It's really not an interview. He gets off a question. OJ Dexan Tivolimo and John does not even ask for OJ to autograph his knife. John is delusional. He owes you $100. He has no proof. And anyway, he needs to pay you the money or else he's a welcher. I'm sorry I didn't cure it these ones. I don't know what's going on. Roche says John is winning Carl. hashtag pay Carl. All right thank you very much. Gary and San Diego always appreciated.

All right, people should check out all apologies. They should check out who are these podcasts with Carl and Chris and Vinnie on Saturday. Annie, what do you have going on? Uh, nothing. Jesus Christ. And did you see all this at that? I'll the game thing. I'm going to go in.

We're talking about things are promoting stuff. I'm not to go in, we're talking about things, we're promoting stuff. I'm not promoting my stuff because it's kind of a mess. So, you know, I want to get my stuff together before I really try to actually really promote it. And he will be moderating in my chat at 805 tonight when I reveal the dabbler who called you. Are you moderating for his chat now, Annie? I am the moderator or a moderator for the creep off, no, not the creep off,

subred surfing and the card of electric chin. What about Patrick Michael? Yeah, it was going with that. It's not a free water. He fired me because I like missed two streams. So to inconsistently. Did you know it was going to be the first seven hours of this one day? Like, no, you're better off

You missed one of mine Annie, so you better be there tonight I'm gonna strike one and I How do you get fired from that like what did he send you a note? No, he didn't even talk to me like I just joined a stream like normal and I was chatting and I noticed that my My text like next to my name wasn't blue. So I was just like hey, I just noticed You know, I wasn't moderator anymore. Do was just like, hey, I just noticed, I wasn't moderator anymore. Do you want to tell me what's going on?

It just says, oh, you're not consistent and you don't know when to ban people. So, okay, because there's no communication or anything like that. People watching don't ban anyone, Patty. Why are you banning people? And I've also specifically asked him, I've at DMT, I said, hey, so what are the parameters?

Like what is too far? What can be brought up? What needs to what are the rules so I can make sure to make your chat more comfortable for you? And he's just like, Oh, I don't know. I'll just put an axe in the chat whenever you need to ban somebody and that never happened one time. So what am I supposed to do? It just banned anybody that seems to upset him a little bit. Everybody upsets him. Right, both to read is mine. You were the one there is to upset him a little bit. It's her that you're watching this thing. So I didn't take it personally because, Okay, good.

Whatever. He's some guy in the internet. Good. Okay, fuck him. So, Cardiff sent me a private chat earlier before he came on the show saying that quid is money. So, John's been using this word lately. He's been using this word lately.

He's been using it a lot every time. But I understand, so I did see that quit is British slang for a pound. But that's not the way he's using it. He goes, we're quit now. I mean, we're good, yeah, we're even. He's like, all right, Carl and I are quit. That's not, you wouldn't say that we're money.

We can quit being good. We wouldn't say that we're pound. John's been doing it like in the swingers movie kind of way. Yeah, he's getting money. You're the money. Peaky blinders. It's like shut up asshole. Jesus Christ, when he latches on to something too,

it's unbelievable. He's been using it nonstop. And it got to the point where we were doing the bonus show today with Elha Reble and Carlos Danger. We all went to each other and go, are we the idiots? I've Alhari Blay and Carlos Danger. We all with you each other and go, are we the idiots? I've never heard anyone use this tour before, but maybe I don't know. It's got three weeks ago. He's explaining to KB what a work is. And now he's like, everything's a word. It's not used to that word. You're right. Unbelievable alright thanks everybody

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