Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep441 - Welcome To My Vagina

Episode Date: September 3, 2023

Two women who don’t have sex talk about sexuality. This should be good. Oh wait, they’re also talking about their periods. And they think they’re funny. Never mind.  Vinnie Paulino joins the sh...ow to get in on the fun as we discuss the history of vajazzling your vagina and sexual assault on a college campus. Then Joey C achieves the coveted cringe of the week. After that, Stuttering John is doing the craziest victory lap I’ve ever seen when he’s not going on other people’s shows completely wasted. Also, Tommy from MSCS interviews the smartest Klansman and we play another round of To Catch An Alien. https://thecreepoff.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Thanks burger in paradise What are you one burger and it ain't nice Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy You know what I miss being What are you talking about? What a dick I'm the one who should apologize
Starting point is 00:00:15 Cause Cause a roo Cause a roo Slapperoonie It's showtime. Mark Brandon does not discover our location. I'm your host, Carol, with me today, the co-host of Curtis' fourth most popular show from the creep-off and subreddit surfing. It's Vity Balino. I'm $400 richer, don't ask me why, Carol.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Why are you $400 richer? Is I told random where your house is? Goddamn it. I knew it, I knew you would wrap in. Please go to who are these Doc Cottinger? Or email address and voice mail them or link to our subreddit, or link to the discord server, lead to our merchandise,
Starting point is 00:01:06 lead to our YouTube channel, and the lead to Patreon Supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes, every single month, and you can watch the show unedited live or whenever you want to thereafter. I dropped two bonus shows last week. I think we did four bonus shows last month if I'm counting that correctly.
Starting point is 00:01:23 And I counted count to four, I play guitar in a band. That's important. After four gets a little foggy but four out I can nail. So we are going above and beyond for all of our fine supporters. We do appreciate that. Sign up on Patreon, supercast, or you become a YouTube member and the YouTube members also get all the links to the bonus material that we put out. But if you want to listen to the show and put it in your podcast player and get the RSS for that, then you're going to want to go to supercast or Patreon to listen to the audio only versions. Now of course, WATP Live is sold out will be in Detroit in less than two weeks. September 15th, if you have tickets, you want to sell,
Starting point is 00:02:06 if you want to buy tickets from someone who's selling tickets, my recommendation is to find our Discord server, as I said, there's a link to it on whoarethese.com, and there is a channel in there called WATP Meetup, and I believe that that's a good place to go have conversations with people who are going to Detroit. You can also go in there just to find out what people are doing when they're getting to town.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Where they're hanging out. I'll be putting a message in there to everyone knowing we're going to be hanging out Thursday night. We'll have a little meet up going off to a bar or something Thursday night. And we'll watch a football game maybe if it's odd. That'll be fun. Depending on whether or not the bar can stream from Amazon. They still doing that Amazon Thursday night football then. I believe they are.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yeah, that's annoying. I remember last year in Detroit, I had to stand outside of a place. Correct. That's why I thought of that. Because Vinny was being very anti-social, because he had to watch two get his fourth concussion of the game. That was his first concussion of the game, sir. But not in a good mood after that, if I remember right.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Holy shit, that was when he went all golem fingers. He's like, I liked bad. Oh, that was not great. And then your dad's like, how are they doing? No, he's not. That's what he's saying. I'm not. We're gonna fuck alone.
Starting point is 00:03:15 We encouraged our listeners to give us a five star review and apple podcast and then should all be in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Welcome to my vagina. This was a suggestion from someone in the discord server We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it Not just someone who Alex oh Alex gangreneously. Yes, he puts a lot of good suggestions in there that we always check in So this is welcome to my vagina hosted by Jesse Karen and Rebecca Frank and the description is welcome to my vagina
Starting point is 00:03:42 Hosted by Jesse Karen and Rebecca Frank, it's about sexuality, gender rights, and sex education. Destroying the taboo of sex and shutting down misogyny via the black hole of the vagina. A laugh till you quiefe adventure in sex education made on the spot, but probably definitely researched. And maybe we should start there with the introduction to the show. Please. Welcome to my vagina, I'm Jesse Karen. And this is Rebecca Frank, and here here we are again having our current historical, historical and infuriating conversation about our lives as vagina having organisms.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I'll content made up on this spot but probably we've researched at Just Getting Fools it's definitely researched. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:04:25 Oh! Now what you just heard, all of that, is used for every episode, correct? So that wasn't them just pot up the microphones and going, hey, let's out, we're laughing, we're having fun. No, they used that specifically for every episode. Yeah. And the most charming part was the, at the end.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Yeah, that part I understood. Now whenever there's a show about vaginas, I'm always thinking this might get hot, you know? I grab the lube, I grab some towels, I'm like, I want to see where we're going with this. I don't know what kind of angle they were prepared. Yeah, I'm prepared for anything. Jenny gets her rain jacket on.
Starting point is 00:04:59 You know, exactly. And so, well, let's just say, I didn't need a lot of those supplies for this one. I feel like as an adult, there's still a lot of really weird things that happen when I have my period. So yesterday, I pulled my period was super, super heavy and I pulled my tampon out and went to grab a toilet paper
Starting point is 00:05:20 to wrap it in because you can't flush down the toilet because you'll clog up the drains, people people like a big glob fell on my leg. Oh. And I had my hair down and I was holding the tape and I was wearing a dress. Oh girl. So there I am trying to hold my hair out of the way so it doesn't get in the glob holding my dress up so it doesn't get in the glob and trying to drop the tampon. All the toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:05:44 All the toilet paper. It was such a fucking fiasco. All right. My favorite part about that. So it doesn't get in the blob and trying to drop the tampon Such a fucking fiasco My favorite part about that It's not that I haven't heard this before but I was looking forward to watching producer Chris's face as he heard that clip I just knew he was not gonna be happy with that one Something to be good place to start now. Oh, that was Rebecca our friend Jesse of course is a one-opper So if we're gonna get the period talk right out of the gate here. I got something for ya Oh, that was Rebecca, our friend Jesse, of course, is a one-opper. So if we're gonna get the period to talk right out of the gate here, I got something for ya. Like, I got a sneak attack the other day.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I don't bleed through that much. I mean, it happens, obviously, but like the other day, I put my diva cup in and within, like, I went to, I'm watching dogs and so doing the pass- to, I'm watching dogs, and so doing the pass-off, I sat down for a second, and it was only an hour and a half in to me have putting my diva cup in, and I was like, oh my God, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:06:34 and she's like, what? And I was like, I just blood threw my fucking jump at her. Oh no! No, that sounds like a bad day right there, but it actually gets worse when you find out this. Yeah, and I rented that fucking jumper. Now I have to send it back. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:06:50 It was like a splurge too. Like it wasn't like a drip drip, you know, from my diva cup, it was like. Broom. If he does a splurge of your diva cup, you just bought that jumper. There's no returning it. That's not a rental anymore.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Yeah, and the sick thing is, she's good at try though. Oh, for sure. Oh my god. You know, like I find them to be so insufferable. I listened to an episode that was dedicated to one topic, Carl. Can I throw you how they opened up the episode that I listened to? Yes, please. I'd be my clip number two. I listened to this one too. I can tell just by the names of your clips here today On this release is Tuesday June 23rd and what day is that Jesse? It's a data vote. It's the day that you should vote You should please vote please vote please vote. This is the in New York Democratic primaries. Yes, the most useless of all the things to vote in The Democrat you got to start it. Like, I don't know anything about these women.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I listened to this show for the first time. I waited for my hat for China talk. No, you gotta wait. And I got to vote the Democratic primaries. Well, there's a reason why. So this show ended in 2020. And these episodes were listening to you, were in the summer of 2020,
Starting point is 00:08:03 were in the middle of lockdowns in the pandemic And so they explain if you're in New York you got to get out there and vote and there's a very specific reason why More people talking about the extension of our unemployment benefits after July 31st Not that these people will actually do that but whatever we need that we need it. It's like all I can think about Yeah, I'm not going back to work any time soon. I can't. Wow, shocking. These two go getters don't want to work. This one on the employment. You don't say, just splooch it all over other people's clothes. Yeah, refuse to work. Just take it and take it. Never give it back. Jesus. So apparently apparently these two want to vote for free money
Starting point is 00:08:45 for themselves and that's why it's so important that you get out and vote. So now you understand, Vinnie, why that was the thing they went with on that episode. That's equally gross as the other stuff. Correct. I would agree with you on that. Do you want to talk about the exciting thing
Starting point is 00:08:58 that happened on TikTok? Did you get to that part? Oh, please would you hit mine though, because of course, kids these days. Okay. Yeah, it's nuts. Oh wait Real quick can we talk about the tick tock thing with the kids? Oh My god. Oh My god
Starting point is 00:09:15 Oh You see the kids they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage with their hip Music which gives them the brain damage with their hip and the hop and the bippin and the boppin So they don't know what the jazz is all about you see Oh What are you talking about today? I still don't understand what they were talking about. Oh, so I got the reveal, okay. Because they're going, can you believe what happened on TikTok?
Starting point is 00:09:51 I can't believe they were able to organize this and pull the saw off. And this is from three years ago now, so I'm going, I don't remember what this is. So please explain this to me, ladies. That was insane. That was so fucking smart and clever and like the best type of like protesting that I've seen.
Starting point is 00:10:08 It's like the biggest troll on Trump. I feel good. I can't. It's gonna bring me joy, I think, probably for the rest of my life. And what's so great is that we're having a lot of younger people run for, you know, Congress, state senate, you know, all these different local offices also. And they all know how to use the internet.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like this is gonna be amazing. Yeah, yeah. That honestly showed how powerful social media can be used the right way. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah. Awesome. So that's it. And that was the reveal. Like, what's, what happened? What are you talking about? I still don't understand. I will tell you,
Starting point is 00:10:47 because I had to look at this top. Something like Jesus, I got blue balls from this. They're so excited about this thing that happened. They're gonna be smiling about it for the rest of their lives. This thing that happened, they trolled Trump.
Starting point is 00:10:57 So I'm like, okay, what was this thing that happened? It turns out that a bunch of people on social media, these young people, who know how to use the internet. What they did is they went and reserved tickets for a rally in Tulsa
Starting point is 00:11:09 that they were never planning on attending. And because of that, according to TikTok, there was only 6200 people who showed up for a Trump rally and a thing in the middle of the pandemic and in arena. 6200 people showed up and the trope campaign said, yeah, we don't care. It's first come for a serve, we didn't care who ordered tickets. It's not a, they don't sell tickets for this type of thing.
Starting point is 00:11:32 And if you think that, if you think about it, most of the people are gonna go to that are off the grid anyway. You can jump it out the fucking internet. Oh, do you think they're seeing a TikTok? I guess it's sold out. Yeah, damn it. All right, socks, I guess I'm not gonna go to that. But that was like such a lame thing.
Starting point is 00:11:45 It's like, that's what you guys are all excited about. You want future congressmen to be trolls on TikTok. And that's what you're excited about. Okay, cool. That's a fun world to live in. Why not? Can we get to the actual topic of this episode now that we've gotten through though?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Well, Carl. Where are they gonna get to the fireworks factory? Good point, no, wow. Well, Carl, could you get my number five? I sure can, thanks. I've been to the same as my number five. It might be. Do you want to start with the jazzling? Yeah, I've got actually a lot about fjazzling.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Okay, cool. Well, before you bring up the jazzling, can I just talk to you about how there is also put jazzling? Uh, yes, please. Well, do you want to talk about what fjazzling is? And then I'll follow it up with fjazzling? is also put jazz on. Ah, yes, please. Ha ha ha ha. Well, do you want to talk about what the jazz wing is? And then I'll follow it up with the jazz wing? Shad.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Okay. That's what this whole show is. It's just goes nowhere. Vinny, do you want to play a clip? And then I'll play a clip. But hold on, let me play the clip first. But then you can play the clip. But then do you want to play your other clip
Starting point is 00:12:41 before I play my clip? And then you can play your clip? How do you want to do this? I'm pretty sure that Cardiff does that to me. To troll you. I'm so proud of the survey. Because I'll say, and now we're going to hit this next so he feels actually before we do that,
Starting point is 00:12:53 we're going to say, every time I want to punch the screen, every fucking time. And I see that you might have this clip too. I wanted to play this. And before they get into the Vajazzling. Today, we're going to talk about Vajazzling. No, well, kind of. We're going gonna talk about Vajazzling. No, well, kind of. We're gonna talk about how to dress up your vagina,
Starting point is 00:13:08 essentially designer vaginas. I'm mostly gonna talk about Vajazzling. Duh. Sure. I think the one woman got shushed there. Did you pick up on that? Yes, she hit the music bad. Yes, I'll hit the music bad.
Starting point is 00:13:19 And the one woman tried to get a word in twice. Listen to that again, I think I hear sh. I'm mostly gonna talk about Vajazzling. Duh. Sure. Listen to that again. I think I hear shh. I'm mostly gonna talk about the jazz line. That's funny. That's what I should do to you. It works holy shit. No, I want to stop talking. I want to stop talking.
Starting point is 00:13:37 It didn't work. Fuck. I love it. What was so weird is the music bed was so unnecessary. Yeah. And it was unnecessarily long to like get a whole verse of a dumb song in about sparkly vaginas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:50 What? Which you would think would be a cool song. You would put it in sound. But it is. Yeah. But it's not guys. I'm trying to tell you. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:57 You want to get more into you. I feel like our listeners want to know more about this vagisling. Sure. If you hit my number six, we'll tell you all about what it is. What is a vagajazzle? Um, vajazzling is... What is it?
Starting point is 00:14:10 What is a vajazzle? It is one singular vajazzle. Just one singular vajazzle. And then it'll step it takes. Dada da da da da. Um, vajazzling is decorating your bowl with rhinestones. I'll never say this again. Let Rebecca talk.
Starting point is 00:14:28 What the fuck up? She's come to interrupt you with that sense of me doing. That's the take I thought we'd never get out of you, but yeah, I know. It's like Jesus. Now she mentioned it, yes. Someone say something. You guys wanna see what Jesse looks like?
Starting point is 00:14:43 I found it. Oh God, I did not look up the pictures of them, yes well know what I found okay is a YouTube video where she was a guest on Saturday morning live is the name of this show So this should be interesting to you learn to try anything to check out Cool. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:10 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:18 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I've checked out the production of this, so they're starting to show, sitting on the couch, they're playing their intro music, they're admiring each other's clothes, now they're back to dancing while sitting down, very natural.
Starting point is 00:15:31 And I'm stopping the own music. Oh, thank you, bands. Thank you, bands. Thank you, bands, and thank you to our producers. What is it with adult-acting like children on the internet? Do they think it's endearing? Are they having too much fun to be embarrassed? This guy just grabbed his phone to try the music. I'm like thank you, man. We have a live band here, right everyone? Yeah, you know, I'm trying to pay attention, but all I could sit here and think is why didn't they put a towel under her?
Starting point is 00:16:01 I'm a feeling this was regretted before she told that story because I'm like, well, you're sitting down now. All right, hey, check You just follow her around the house, please I don't like let me tell you something if you were to play that clip for this dude sitting next to her He would have a worse reaction than Chris. Oh, I Imagine he would he hates vagina to begin with. Yeah, so he's really gonna hate that time. Oh, man All right. Some of us can push through not that guy. He's no way he's going to be done with that. Carl, my clip number seven is so much unfunny here.
Starting point is 00:16:39 You have to like remove your pubic hair or whatever first because otherwise the adhesive won't stick properly. You also have to plan ahead because you really shouldn't the jazel stick properly, you also have to plan ahead because you really shouldn't the jazel less than 24 hours after hair removal. So word to the wise, if you plan to the jazel, just make sure that you schedule your wax and your vajazzle a day apart. Don't drink and don't drink and drive. Don't the jazel on wax. Stop saying that fucking word. They thought that was hysterical.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Of course they did. Now, I have to say though, we aspire to get some real information on here. Get rid of those pubes. It's like, okay, we're finally teaching people something. That's good. I don't care how you get the message out there ladies. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:17 But Carl, it's time to talk to the fellows. Okay. They teased it earlier. I think we need to find out what a pea dazzle is. Oh right. Yes. What is that? So what's a pyjazzle? Oh man. A pyjazzle is the male version of a jazzling. So it's basically a beauty treatment where you get your privates waxed and the hairs are placed by sparkly things just on your penis. But is it actually on your penis though? Uh, no. Yeah, probably not. Yeah. I'm guessing that is not ain't no fact checking there. I think so. So I have a clip that I think came up right after that. Sure. And you'll be shocked to learn that Jesse, who we just saw in
Starting point is 00:17:58 that YouTube video, hasn't gotten laid in a while. Sure. I mean, listen, I haven't had sex in a really long time. And if I had a penis right now, I might be like, well, fuck it. I'm, I'm quarantined. I'm single. Mm-hmm. I'll make, I'll make my dick look like a penis. Or I'll make my penis look like a dick. I see that every day. A dick-o-ball. A dick-o-ball. Yes. Yes. That's awesome. That's what Tarty. That is. How do they miss the simplest of jokes there? They just walked right over it. It doesn't even fucking make sense. He's like, well, I don't get laid.
Starting point is 00:18:31 So if I was a guy, what I would do is I would put a bunch of bullshit over my cock and balls. Carl, they said, dickoball. Yeah, dickoballs. Yeah. How about disco balls? Disco balls. Disco balls is the joke. Yeah. For Christ's sake, that would make more sense.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Well, I guess they're not professional comics like you are. It's higher. It's higher. You're retired. Comedian, Vinnie Paul, you know. All right. So what else can you, Vajazzle? It can't just be your vagina, right? So I learned by reading the mirror that even though she popularized the Vajazzle on television She'd never actually been the jazzled herself Until 2011 when she got the jazzled for the mirror, but she also got like boob for jazzled Okay, so like she basically was where it was like almost like wasn't just the dad's Boo dazzled boob to dazzle
Starting point is 00:19:24 No, I don't you know, I don't know there's so many possibilities. I feel like this dance will come to me. I know, well. You're idiot. She got her bettaps. I'm so pervert. But jazzled. The fuck. Stupid are these people. Oh, very.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I hate them so much, Carl. All right, this is the favorite thing that she learned while doing this research. Now, we put it in here where she says, you know, maybe we just make this stuff up, but we don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. I hate them so much, Carl. All right, this is the favorite thing that she learned while doing this research. Now, we put it in here where she says,
Starting point is 00:19:48 you know, maybe we just make this stuff up, but we don't. We research it. That's always fun. We were talking about vagina. We have to go through history books and textbooks to figure it out. This is the favorite thing that she learned.
Starting point is 00:19:58 So this is actually my favorite thing that I learned. This woman, Frances Goodman, she did an entire show in 2012 called the Fajasling series. She's based in South Africa and she would fajasel strangers with these really super super intricate designs and then she would photograph them. So when she was asked, so she was emailing with this woman from the cut and when she was asked why she was interested in doing the series around Vajazzling she said what fascinated me about Vajazzling was the process of revealing
Starting point is 00:20:29 your pubic area in order to them to then conceal it again. But the Vajazzles which are sold as a dating tool are made up of stones and reminded me of armor. I thought of how getting ready for a date is like getting ready for battle. A blinked up bulb was the weapon re-resolved. That's fascinating. please go on. That doesn't make any fucking sense. First off, the idea that you're putting jewelry on something is not armor,
Starting point is 00:20:51 it's drawing more attention to it. Correct. You're want people to look at it is what that is. And I also don't understand why in dating, you have to have a shield. In order to go on a date now, you need, well, it's 2023, Carl. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:06 We've been out of the dated pool for a while, my friend. Good point. So, I don't know what kind of warfare is happening. I don't know if you need to bring a morning star. Good point, dinner. I don't know what the fuck you need anymore. So, this is Jesse's reaction to what we just heard. Was the favorite thing that she learned.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Oh my god, I love that! That's fucking amazing! She thought that was fucking amazing. I hate her. And that leads into this. And she said that she had originally proposed her project as a critique of the media and the complicity of women as targets. But through Vajazzling, she vajazzled 15 different women over six weeks. She found that her project had been kind of complicated by the women So this was her quote they'd internalize my project
Starting point is 00:21:50 Appropriated it and loaded it with their own issues and histories Whilst their personal celebration empowerment reinforced the problematic relationships women have with their bodies It was still a celebration and they still felt empowered regardless of what I had to say about it So in other words, women can't give a long ever. She was trying to help out dinghy broads, but these dinghy broads were too diggy. To understand what she was trying to do. She's like, I'm trying to help these stupid idiots, but they're all too stupid. She can co-author a book with Dick Master's sense.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Like, yes, you got it. They're fucking idiots. They're in the points. Well, I was just like, could you all do it? I can't even believe that she's reading this. I know. Why is this the reason that you did? Because these singing broads also don't understand that she's pointing out the fact that these idiots
Starting point is 00:22:34 are all idiots. They're not understanding this at all. Oh, I really hated this podcast for a lot of reasons, but it was short, so that was great. That was helpful. That was very helpful, this. Carl, my number 10 is a fun fact I learned about Vajazzle. Here's some stuff about the jazzling that you may or may not know. So the person who popularized the Vajazzle here in the United States was B1 and only Jennifer
Starting point is 00:22:58 Love Hewitt of I Know What You Did Last Summer fame. She wasn't that right? What are you waiting for? She wrote the Jazzle. The Jazzle. I'd rather talk about her booze, but all right, we can talk about the Jazzle. I'm just going to say this. I learned something because I Google Jennifer love you. It's vagina and nauseam carol all the time.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I'm googling it. Yeah. And I've never seen anything about the Jazzle. So I guess I learned something. They just made that up with everything. I don't know. Okay. But that thisleid. So I guess I like that. They just made that up, but that's everything. I don't know. Okay. But this is other thing that I noticed in here that there's like this fetitization of womanhood in here
Starting point is 00:23:33 that is kind of weird to me. And they start talking about Cleopatra for some reason. Would you hit my Cleopatra clip? Who the fuck probably didn't try to put gems on their vagina at some point in the past? Yeah. And you know that bitch, Vajazzled. We have patria did all that shit. Of course, we have patria, Vajazzled.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Vajazzled. She probably did it dazzled all of it. I bet she did. Remember that chapter from Anne Frank's book? Or she's just dressing up her vagina and showing it off to everyone? Yeah, I think it's one thing I caught. Can I just make this point? I bet you that Cleopatra's vagina was not Vajazzled. Yeah, I would it's one thing I caught. Can I just make this point? I betcha that Cleopatra's vagina was not bedazzled.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah, I would imagine it wasn't. I betcha. I need like, why do they fetisize this old Egyptian woman's vagina? I don't know. Apparently she was a boss. Her vagina smell like the fucking dial. Oh god. I can't even imagine.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You would listen, you would rather smell my breath than Cleopatra's fucking vagina. I'd rather wake up next to Stuttering John after a bender than smell with her vagina Oh, I bet it was glorious. I bet I bet Oh shit So bad. All right, so because these are women they do find a way to ruin. Even something as fun as dressing up your vagina and making it prettier. In our community, lesbians are being targeted and collectively rape. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:24:51 And then you feel threatened. The rape doesn't end your deal. These lesbians are brutally beaten, scarred, and often murdered after their corrective rapes. This is my first test against the ritual, just because this part of the body can be violated. It doesn't mean it is also defeminized. And I found that just so interesting, because here we are talking about like crystals as just like a fun thing that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote about and popularized.
Starting point is 00:25:13 And now it gets into this like super like political statement of empowerment. All right, well the fun is ended. Thank you very much for that. I just agree. They did talk about one other fun thing. Oh, okay. The kind of things you could get if you were going to V-Dazzle. Okay, good. Number 12 Carl. You can get lightning bolts, stars, hearts, maybe a dinosaur. Wow. That sounds fantastic.
Starting point is 00:25:35 But apparently they have to be simple shakes. So I don't know if I could get a dinosaur, but whatever. Well, maybe you could maybe like a very basic stegosaurus. I was thinking of T. Rex. I feel like that's pretty simple. Like a cartoon one? Yeah, maybe. I just was thinking of stegosaurus as I was thinking about it because it's basically like a triangle with like two little things.
Starting point is 00:25:55 You would see the dinosaur either of you. Oh, yeah. You're just going to picture the dinosaur either of you. I'm just curious. Oh, man. Oh, man, they're so stupid. Yeah, they really are dumb, right? So weird thing that happened right after that. I got a really oddly placed ad in the middle of the vagina podcast car. So I want you to
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Starting point is 00:26:42 Vigaseling. If you like destroying your couch cushions. Yeah, we're not doing it, we're drinking a Pepsi Zero. Now, I'm glad that you played that because Vinnie, as you know, we like to watch the bills games here in my house. And I'm sure that all of us will be getting together, all of us friends, and cracking over to some Pepsi's, and just drinking lots of Pepsi and watching footballs. What guys do?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Carl? And by the way, what the fuck is that abomination in your fridge upstairs? Yeah, you like that. No, fuck you. There's a Sour craft beer I have from K2. Oh, oh, Squish the fair. You do have a sour craft beer Carl. I wasn't gonna bring it up. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, you brought it up. Probably about your craft beer carol. I wasn't gonna bring it up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Swedish fish, which is amazing. Yes, Swedish fish are awesome. And I cannot believe that there'd be fucking dishonored
Starting point is 00:27:49 this way. I know what you were thinking. I don't like it. I know what you were thinking when you saw that. They're mammals! Every time. Every fucking time. They're mammals.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Makes me wonder what they teach in the schools of Buffalo. OK, so I was playing from a different episode I'm talking about their periods and their fun period talk and they're one-uping each other and then they have to transition From all of that fun into the topic at hand for this episode So what are you talking about today Rebecca? So today we are going to play an interview that we recorded before the lockdown with Annie who reached out to us by an email to tell us her story of being sexually assaulted and like bathroom. All right, enough fun. Here comes a rape victim. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Jesus Christ. You just like any rape victim with a story on your show, dude. Yeah. But before they do that, and actually, this is for all you, listeners at WOTP as well. Trigger warning for anybody who is at this time doesn't feel comfortable listening to this content, or who just isn't ready or whatever, feel free to skip
Starting point is 00:29:07 over if it will trigger you in some way. So. You could play that in front of any episode at WTP. It doesn't explain what the wardings for, but very accurately details that you might want to skip over. You may feel some feelings. Yes, it might not be great. Whatever I hear, something like that.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I'm just like letter rip. Yeah. Let's go. Well, it might not be great. Whatever I hear, something like that. I'm just like letter rip. Yeah. Let's go. Well, what do they do this? I got a couple clips of the right victim in her story. And I want to end that a fun note. So I think you have a few more clips left, right? Well, here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:29:35 The episode that I listened to, the VJ has a lot. They start playing those commercials that popped up. That show all of a sudden, the show goes into a completely different direction that I just did not understand Carl. Okay. You get my number 14. I was trying to say that we would hit your clips after I put my on.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Oh, I'm so sorry. That's I'm sorry. We could do that. All right. You're going to do Al Paco fact. Yeah. We're going to talk about Al Paco's because we thought that it'd be cool to talk about something chill.
Starting point is 00:30:01 So they were originally domesticated by the Incas more than 6000 years ago. Well, I'm all for different segments of a show. I think that's a good thing to do. But where the fuck did that come from? Well, I think it just goes to show. These girls really love Harry Stinky's shit. Yeah. Did you write about that?
Starting point is 00:30:20 I just don't know. I just, yeah, that was my last clip that I wanted to play. All right. It was very weird. The last that was my last clip that I wanted to play. All right. It was very weird. The last like 12 minutes of the show of a 30 minute show where I'll pack a facts. Yeah, that was really funny. So Carl, you were going to be about to bum us out. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:35 So this woman's got a story about being on the campus of UC Davis. And though we have a show, Vinnie and I, Mondays at 1 p.m. called the creep off. Yes, sir. And one of the things we like to do on The Creep Off is a little thing I like to call victim blaming. Let's listen to this woman's story. Let's see who's followed it was. And so I went out with my friends to get some drinks and I ended up getting my wallet and my phone stolen.
Starting point is 00:31:02 So then I went outside of the bar that I was at and I think I was sitting on the sidewalk or on a bench. I can't remember but I was crying and the group of people came up to me. It was a woman and three men and they asked me what was wrong and I told them that my phone was stolen and my wallet was stolen. I was just crying, crying, crying. I could broken record. My wallet is on my phone. And then they caught me down and they told me that they were going to take me home. So, I mean, at that point, I was just, I was drunk, I was exhausted, I was crying. I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to walk home in the dark by myself.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Hold on a second, where did your friends go? You went out with your friends, you got rip-rored drugs to the point where you lost your phone, you lost your wallet, your money, 50 bucks as her friends are standing for another bar going, where did she go? Holding her purse and her friends. Correct, yes, I almost guarantee it.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Because this tale that she's telling, this is her point of view. She's like, I was like outside crying. I didn't know what happened the last couple of hours of that night. I just got destroyed at a bar. It's like, okay, so, so far, there's a lot of things you're doing wrong in this set.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I'm just gonna point that out. I don't think anyone should ever be sexually assaulted or raped, I think that's horrible. But there's things you can do to protect yourself and not put yourself in a situation where something like that could happen to you. She goes on. I mean, I was really intoxicated. Yeah. All of this so all of it was like kind of patchy. Like I don't remember the car ride over to my house And I don't remember how you even got in. Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:39 So basically what happens after this and I was I obviously don't condone this behavior This guy lays down in her bed with her, starts making out with her, and then they have sex. And I guess she was too drunk to even know what was going on. It's basically what she said. Cause it's, it's always she was the oldest. It's always she was saying don't do it.
Starting point is 00:32:57 I mean, you shouldn't sleep with the girls blackout, drunk obviously. And so yes, that's rape and a sexual assault for sure. But so then she gets up the next day and she's like, oh, that sucked. I'm gonna call the police and she gets the police involved. And this is just, I would call this bad police work. The detective took myself home for half a day
Starting point is 00:33:16 and he tried to bait the perpetrator by saying I was late for my period so that he would admit that something had happened. Right. Now think about this. This ad grabs her phone and starts texting this guy. So she knows this guy. She knows who it is And so the detective is texting him as her. Hey, I'm late. Do you think the first thing is he'd be like, I'm the father Yeah, and that's the worst thing you could say. I've always wanted to be a dad What you should text him is when when are we gonna bang again?
Starting point is 00:33:45 Because then you're gonna be in the box. And you're gonna be like, yeah, that was awesome, wasn't it? Gotcha motherfucker. Gotcha. Instead of just like, hey, by the way, I think I have, I'm probably not like, you're taking text under arrest.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Yeah. I love it. You're absolutely right. It is the wrong thing. The absolute wrong thing. Let's say the rest of this story. Right. I love it. You're absolutely right. It is the raw. The absolute raw. Let's say the rest of this story. He didn't answer and the detective gave me back my cell phone.
Starting point is 00:34:10 And then of course as soon as I get my cell phone back, it starts blowing up with this guy, like asking me what's going on and calling me and I'm at work. And I just turned off my phone because I freaked out. So she goes on to say that this guy came over to her house. He was trying to get in contact with her. Basically, what I'm hearing from this, and I could be completely out of space. I'm gonna check for $200 to the front door.
Starting point is 00:34:30 This guy thinks they're dating. And that's my takeover of this, because he's like showing up, and she's like, I'm so afraid he's showing up to my house. He's like, well, yeah, yeah, something to the last night. He thinks she seemed to like everything I was doing. Yeah, right, exactly. She was moaning a lot.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Yeah, we should puke to the end, but other than that. Do you think everyone has a good time? This guy's lawyer is gonna have a court with this story. Yeah, right exactly. She was moaning a lot. Yeah, we should puke to the end but other than that Time this guy's lawyer is gonna have a court with the story. Oh, yeah, he got he got out off sky Even though she didn't got a rape kit. She did all the things are supposed to do He was never convicted of anything. I never never even Charged with anything not even arrested. No, not even arrested even though they knew who it was because everyone's just like All right, so you brought this guy back to your house and you guys went to bed together. It's just like, all right, I don't know what to tell you.
Starting point is 00:35:09 What do you think the cops had? Like, like, they go, well, he came back, he contacted you, he tried to do the right thing. Right, he tried to do the right thing, honey, let's let this one go. So anyway, I'm not trying to make it light of this. I'm sorry, we're ending this segment on a down note like this, but one fucking dumb cop move that is trying to get
Starting point is 00:35:27 out to respond to that. I mean, it might be worse to just be like, we should get married. You know, that would be the only one thing worse than that. That was so great last night. Let's live together forever. I'm like, Jesus. He shows up in his house. Like, I'm going to marry you. Ties her up with a bag over over. Off to Vegas in a whirlwind romance. I had a great time last night. I tell you I'm clingy. Why aren't you responding to my text? What's going on? What happened?
Starting point is 00:35:52 All right, let's move on. It is time for our... Okay, I play my summation. Oh yeah, of course. Last thing. Pfft. Yeah, okay. I think that does do a pretty good job.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Oh, all right, before we do the cringe of the week, I just want to say we have the Detroit show coming up and everyone is going to it. This is very exciting because of course the three of us are all going to be there. Trucker Andy, Jenny Jingles, Cardiff's going to be there, Tuky's going to be there,
Starting point is 00:36:18 Dr. Steve's going to be there. We got Drew and Mark and Brandon from the Drew and Mike show. Eric Zayn's going to be there. Jesus Christ, is there an audience? Everyone's gonna be there at the show and Raid of Vito is even coming to the show. And so we have a special announcement for Raid of Vito specifically. I hope this gets to him. This station is conducting a test of the emergency broadcasting system. This is an official disclaimer to notify the Dabbleverse that in no way shape or form has W-ATP, W-ATS, W-ATB,
Starting point is 00:36:55 the Drew and Mike show, the wildly entertaining potato or the fantastic Mr. Tuchy has not offered all made reference to providing any accommodations to a Mr. Tuky has not offered all made reference to providing any accommodations to a Mr. Ray DeVito. On September 15th at the Magic Bag in Detroit, Michigan, Mr. DeVito should know there has not been any office to house him. Keep him hydrated, provide gas money, to feed him or to keep his pink blanket in a secure spot during the show. Mr. Davito should understand no office have been made to dry clean his pink blanket or provide any cooking equipment for him to cook a steak.
Starting point is 00:37:33 This concludes this, who are these public service announcements? All right, so just so you were warned, right? Just wanted to throw that out there, make sure you understand. So I definitely have that room with the two twid beds Oh, yeah, there's gonna be more beds than we know what to do with an rrbnb Yeah, I did that I'm hurt. I like one for my suitcase. Yeah, I of course build a fort. Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:54 Oh, I like to sleep in three different beds over the course of one night. Oh, yeah, yeah, just a show as one does oh I take selfies. It's up to the right I take selfies it's up to the right. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
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Starting point is 00:38:24 I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play it from the beginning because I watched the beginning and that was enough For me the great Joey C has his own show and it looks a little something like this It's the show we show! With the little Pusky Ferry in the show we see B. Music on K.C.C. Sunshine D. Double G in the D.F.A. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Produced by Harrison Young. Oh, it's still going. I thought you paused it.
Starting point is 00:39:29 We got a hoax. You know what, dude? Hold on. You have their fucking animation. What the fuck in worse? What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:39:39 What? What? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I'm not going to get one. Oh no. You guys thought this was pause?
Starting point is 00:39:54 I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to it. It's such a nice house. Oh, I can't even get a nice gable connection. Dude, is this a line of broadcasts from your place in Cape Coral? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Please get yes, Harrison young in contact with Joey see immediately. God I got to get in touch with Harrison young. Yeah, he called me Oh, that's right. He did he has my number Harrison he should he used to that's oh, yeah, he only wants to call people. He doesn't like texting right I know I need to call her even faxing really. I should mention Joey. See message me today and He's got a new show that's going to be on tonight. Oh, at seven Easter and he's starting up his new show where interviews ex-prisoners. So that'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I gave him some advice on how to run that show because I'm an expert on interviewing ex-prisoners. Yeah, it looks like he listened. He's going to be in place for a prisoner. This will be for my advice, obviously. So thank you, Dela, for sending that in. Dela's a good egg. All right, with that, we have to get caught up on what's going on in this world. Gaggy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:29 If you're not familiar, I made a bet with Stuttering John on his show two weeks ago. I said, John, you never asked OJ to sign your knife. Why do you say that you did that? That didn't happen. And John said, I bet you I did. And I said, how much you want to bet? And he said, or maybe I said $100. And so the bet was on.
Starting point is 00:41:54 And John needs this $100 so badly. No, he does it. And he called up all of his friends. He called up Richie Wilson. He called up Doug Goodstein. And he's going on shows and was yelling at every show. Carl's not paying his bet even though I proved that this happened because I say it did and Richie says it did and Doug says it did. Yeah, so that's proof.
Starting point is 00:42:16 That's proof that it must have happened. And my stance was, no, that's not proof. It's not proof works at all. It's not even close out proof works. You have to actually prove it in order for me to understand that you won the bet. And if you don't, that means that I won the bet. Well, this interview has finally emerged
Starting point is 00:42:34 and we're gonna start off with John watching the interview, the tape, and he's so excited and so proud of himself right here. There's a big victory lap for him here. Oh, Jay, have you ever made love to a woman that looks like Star Jones? Oh, Jay, come on. Is this the son of racism that people never accept your innocent verdict? Oh, Jay, you're not talking to us.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Can you sign my name. They know. OJ. Can you sign my name? There it is. Fred Goldman, sure holds a grudge, doesn't it? All right. This is where it gets extra pathetic.
Starting point is 00:43:17 So the Wimmel door is closed. All right. The interview, John's going to explain this as an interview. It was not. He's just yelling at OJ, which many of people have done at the the past a lot of people have yelled at OJ as he's walking by But John's gonna explain this was an interview, but watch this He has to read the rest of the jokes other people wrote for him even though the door is closed and no one can hear him OJ Oh Jay
Starting point is 00:43:46 We got a John watches him. Do you have any respect for people who think you're innocent? Oh Jay Will you feature a cartoon of the murder on the website? He's laughing at us. Oh, Jay. Do you think the real murderers should get the death penalty? Oh Jay. Oh Jay. So I wouldn't have played that whole video if I were John. That didn't look great.
Starting point is 00:44:15 DOOSH. Here all of the STUPID. There you go. I wouldn't have played that whole thing if I was how it started it started you go. He didn't hold on watch him explain the Katie And it is an interview it is just because he didn't respond the door was open He heard the question. Oh, Jay. We saw him my night. He heard it the door was open And so I said I never said he responded open. And so all I said, I never said he responded. That wasn't an interview because he heard
Starting point is 00:44:51 it. That's how interviewing works. It's an ambush. Yes, not an interview. At one point there at the beginning, he got the microphone in. Right. And he didn't answer. Therefore it's an interview. Yeah, that hilarious to me that he asked that. And he even knows that wasn't an interview because everyone's telling him now that they've seen the tape like, John, that's not an interview. You're just yelling at Oh,J as he was walking by and going to get into his limo. I love that John watching this at the beginning. He goes, that's me. I know. What?
Starting point is 00:45:11 If you're just fine. You're just joining us now. That's a young, stuttering John. There we know. We know that. Although, yeah, it would have to be pointed out if you had them side by side. Good point. Yes., so there it is He asked OG to sign his knife. I paid him the hundred dollars as soon as I saw that video that video surfaced
Starting point is 00:45:33 It was making the rounds people were fucking with John because it was out there But then they're manipulating the videos so the John couldn't see it But I saw it so I went okay. I'm gonna be the bigger person here I lost the bat I paid him the money as soon as I saw the video I paid him, okay, I'm gonna be the bigger person here. I lost the bet, I paid him the money. As soon as I saw the video, I paid him the money, and I even super-chatted him and said, John, check your pay-pels, $100 in there for you, and you checked it right away, it is very half- Carl, by any metric, paid a bet that you lost does not make you the bigger person. Correct, that is true, Vinnie.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I could have let this go a little bit longer until John actually showed the video, because he could not find it on his own. I saw it, he had not seen it yet So I could have let this thing play out a little bit longer And that's I think what people wanted me to do But I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna write a check and then that person's gonna Venmo it and I think it was Missy B who said you should pay him a penny at a time Funny if I just like all right John and give you five bucks today. I'll give you 250 next week.
Starting point is 00:46:27 I just fucking, I don't know, I just don't know. I'm gonna teach you, John. I'll get it off to you. Just stretch it out for our future. You said the chat him, 199. Or if I just got one of those giant jars full of pennies and meledict him, that would have been funny too. So there were a few things I could have done, but you know what? I was the bigger person, Vinnie.
Starting point is 00:46:45 I was the bigger person. I'm glad you're here to counter-bounce this today. I don't like it whenever we're just agrees with each other on this show. Oh, no, to me. So you're a team-stuttering, John. I think it's gonna go well for you. I'm looking forward to this.
Starting point is 00:46:55 So, John is starting up his show about me. Why do they podcast? And you know how he does this. Can he play the video, please? He plays the video not once Not twice thrice rice And it never gets hold each what a dagger into his heart now Let's get to the
Starting point is 00:47:16 Part of the show where I'm gonna enjoy Do the hot ass W-O-D-T-P A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Three of the years. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh But I don't understand what that photoshoots hold on All right, I'm sorry. I just like to let the videos play because there's other shows that never went anything play Forgive me. I just keep forgetting that that video keeps going. It just keeps going I can go. I just can't stop watching that clip either good job. He fucking loves it and Anything he gets positive reinforcement out like people go on there. They're going I think that's really funny because they're trolling him He goes well, yeah, of course. I have a cup of that guy. Why do you think we're trolling them because we say it's good I love it. Yeah, no, I know you're being sincere. Yes. I love it. I personally think it's great There are other people who are just pretending they enjoy John's comedy. I don't do you are sincere? Yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:48:42 He's truly yeah, DG is trolling John pieces shit. He has a piece of shit. We'll get it to him in a little bit. That's good. Before that, though... Break the hammer. Vinnie decided to send over John to more material on me. Vinnie sent John the creep off episode from Monday. Before the video had been released. No, I was talking...
Starting point is 00:48:58 Yep, this was before the video was released. Of him asking O.J. for the... Gotcha. Right? So at this time, I had not lost the bet yet. In fact, in my mind, John, because he'd not proven anything, had probably lost the bet.
Starting point is 00:49:13 This is John, he's get very excited about what's going on here, but first, he has no idea how to goof out our show at all. And this is someone who's unprepared for life, for a show, for comedy, to entertain people. He has no idea what he's doing. Put him in a body bag. Yeah. And I'll say this, but I know you're going to want to I do that for the board. I know you're going to want to yell all over this, this video. It's a little bit longer, but you have to demonstrate how bad
Starting point is 00:49:42 he is at this. Let him play that we could discuss. Listen, if I'm at a fix. You tell me I'm on a team. I'm an objective observer. Great. Okay, let's see. Okay. The creep of.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Dude, we did it. What do we do? We are live at 103 p.m. on time. Gold-scrull Jessica.m. on time. Don't scroll Jessica. Hello. Happy Monday. Now, really didn't get me. I'm going to check Monday.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Right. I should have said that. Look at those teeth. Look at those teeth. Holy fucking shit. Look at those teeth. Oh my Lord. Oh my Lord.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Snaggle tooth. Snagley. Snaggle tooth snaggle snaggle snaggle gum look at them snaggle Go. Snagley. Funny to see. All right. Let's go back. Let's see what this thing is. Let's get serious. Oh, it is a holiday. Uh, Jess.
Starting point is 00:50:54 What did he just say? Hold on. So he knows what's all right. That's why he had a hard time selling shirt. That's why he's getting on. I'm on many. That's the kind of thank you for coming out of the show. Thanks, Jess.
Starting point is 00:51:04 We have a competition to do and we're going to get after it because I won last week. That means that I will be going first. Well, we'll call a play for we do. Let's hit up some super chats and we will hit chat. But it shows about it. Again, it's been a
Starting point is 00:51:18 gastronack. Him as a personal trainer, Oprah Winfrey show. And that's where we're going to stop at Kanye West because, right? No, this isn't the first time that Ye is acting erratically. All right. I'm a friend of yours told you or you saw in a tweet. All right. Oh, come on, Vinnie. Is that real quick? Certainly. The impact of certain drugs. Vinnie. Fucking life. Just, and I'm just saying, I'm I like I can't prove any of it. I'll let everybody else decide that's all going to save up that. You've just brought up a second
Starting point is 00:51:50 drug that I've used quite a bit. All right. Vinnie, you know what? Give me a fucking time code. Okay. So I wanted to play that because it's confusing when you and I are talking and also you and I are talking in the ship. Sorry. I think it's important to play that. So what Joe was doing was scrubbing through the creep off, trying to find whatever he's trying to find there. And there's no idea where to look. So he's just going a few minutes at a time. And now do you want to explain why John did it? And I'll just want...
Starting point is 00:52:13 Well, John Buddy, pal. Not a great move because here's the deal. He set me a text while I was working at the club. We're putting in a brand new sound equipment into the showroom. So we were testing shit. I did not have time to respond to everything he was asking. Yeah, why do people have lives outside of their podcasts, John? You'll be shocked to know that we have things going on. And he goes, could you set me the link to the creep off where you're giving him shit about the bat? And I'm like, huh, listen,
Starting point is 00:52:42 I'll have to go find it. I'm currently working out with the, I worked with the sound guy installing our new show and board. Um, then he's doesn't say anything. And I finished up. I had a minute for a break. I ran into the studio and I'm like, let me see if I could fight this real quick because this will be fun. This will be fun.
Starting point is 00:53:00 This will be fun to see. I'm running. Look at the content. Are you people seeing the content? You're welcome. You're a good friend, I'm telling you. You're welcome. Now, I texted him this, 30 minutes in with the link. Okay, so you did give a timestamp.
Starting point is 00:53:15 30 minutes in. 30 minutes in. Now, so what I finished up, and I went to my car and I turned this on. Yep, keep going. Now what happens next is John's mad at you. And then I don't know if you call him or if he just looks at his phone, but he finally figures this out.
Starting point is 00:53:32 30 minutes in. Thank you. All right. So what happened there? Did he finally look back at his phone and see your message? I texted him again. I texted him again. I said, my car.
Starting point is 00:53:41 And I had to go through this figure's my car. And I go, Siri, text John text John. Yeah, 30 minutes and he still go. I'm listening to him still struggle and then going God damn it if anyone had to give me a time code So I just had a Siri called John And I called him so what see what he does with this now. Yeah, because if there's one thing I've learned about John through all of this is that he takes his W's in stride. He's the bigger man. And while he enjoys winning from time to time, he doesn't rub it in anyone's face because
Starting point is 00:54:14 he knows he might take it out next week. You know, so he doesn't want to overdo it with the W's here. All right. One of your shows. Is he going to be subreddit surfing? I might have one on this show. One of these days when you're off, would be fabulous.
Starting point is 00:54:26 That would be fantastic. I'd love to see him try. Creepiest guy named Carl. Let's go, John. Oh, you mean Lady K. You're Stremsky. Oh, I think. That'd be amazing.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Okay, so he says, by the way, he's got a lot of people. I'm going to be a little bit more about the show. I'm going to be a little bit more about the show. I'm going to be a little bit more Oh, okay, so he says, by the way, he's got Richie Wilson and Doug Goodstein both vouched for the fact that he interviewed OJ and you won't pay up. That wasn't the bat, Vinnie. If you heard the bullshit, bullshit, you liar, you're a fucking liar.
Starting point is 00:55:04 You said prove or the video. Now you're gonna backtrack. Now you're gonna backtrack, Lady Kay. You said proof or the video? They're proof or proof, right? So look at it, this is a cowardly car. Oh, that's a good nickname too. Yeah, now cowardly, because I want proof
Starting point is 00:55:24 and it hurt before I pay someone with a bet that we had. You fucking pussy. I don't understand why John thinks that's proof. I explain that to him to his face last one day night. That's not proof. And I asked DG, because he's a moron. Like, is that proof? He goes, well, it depends. No, it's either proof or it's not. It's not proof.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Two people for your friend say something happened 25 years ago. I assume you were. You put DG on this spot. Oh, I know friend saying something happened 25 years ago. I see you were calling someone in the spot. Oh, I know, he was not ready for that. Oh! I see you were calling somewhere that if you had two witnesses to something from 25 years ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Yeah, that was pretty good. No. That was pretty good. That was a separate. I am no lawyer. But I knew that's not pretty good. That is not proof at all. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:03 So this is fun because there's this guy who's been super chatting John His name is Ray Ping you and John's been reading his name all week. He finally figured out what that means. Oh This clip shot Ray Ping you I just got that I just got that. You know, I finally got it. I finally put on the cards. I was recently in the builds of the Zubo.
Starting point is 00:56:30 It's like shooting a fish in a barrel for the juice. Like get him men's of Melendus. I know. Carl's just losing and losing. Okay. But the part about that is that John does not pick up on anything that's going on in his own show. This person is goofing out of him to his face.
Starting point is 00:56:44 He's like, yep, you're right. I'm the winner here. Could get him meant to moan this. He doesn't know that's what it's all. Okay, so again, I like the way that John is handling this victory. You know, it's a hundred bucks. I'm a hundred bucks lighter right now. I'm feeling it.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Did he read the J word? Oh, did he? Let's go back. I don't think he did. Maybe if it's a super chance, not his words. Oh, yeah, did he read that? More L's recently than the Bill's in the Super Bowl. It's like shooting, finishing in a barrel for the juice leg. Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:57:15 J word, begin over here. John, you can't let him trick you like that. Oh, no. Body. I didn't realize he was an anti-Sumite. Did you guys know that about that? I just found out. I'm crushed.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I'm heartbroken. Not for this front-john. No! I can't be. I'm gonna try like Brendan. We just did a bonus show on the creep off yesterday. Blind Mike joined us and we inducted Kristalia into the creep off Hall of Fame. And us and we inducted Kristalia into the creep off
Starting point is 00:57:45 Hall of Fame. And it's a fantastic episode because of course we played the reaction when fighter and the kid had a respawn to that realizing. I'm so upset he's crying on his own show and so I was like, but you've found the greatest clips ever. Theo Vaughn talking about how he bangs under each girls long before I knew he was accusing him of that. Yeah, just cracking jokes about it. Fuck you, great. It really is.
Starting point is 00:58:10 That was fantastic. Yeah, it's a good episode. Yeah, it's worth checking out. Okay. So, that's too bad. I didn't realize that John felt that way about the Jews. It's got a damn it, John. Thought better of you.
Starting point is 00:58:21 I thought you were more liberal than that. All right, let's see how he's handling this victory. I think it's a much, I had Pat on the back, John, but your hand is in the way. And look, man, see, this is how you guys work. You're all calling me a liar. I don't know what I'm talking about. And then I did I get it right. And now you're all like, oh, don't brag. Get out of here. Cause I'm gonna brag. You know, the fuck, that's what a bet is. That's a pub. Sometimes if you lose, when we stab the chips,
Starting point is 00:58:51 this is a guy, um, um, what's that? Don Yegobam. Don Yegobam. He would just put the chip on his forehead to piss you off. Well, that's what I'm doing now. I'm rubbing it in to Lady Kay. Go get him, Vinnie.
Starting point is 00:59:10 I tied a lot of that. I didn't introduce this. He did. He said, if I could produce tape of me asking OJ to sign my knife, you owe me $100. I said, yes. Is that a transcript? I can get it.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Yeah, get it. Get a head call. I said that. And then immediately called Doug Goodstein to say, Hey, do not interview. Oh, oh, oh, J er, what's interesting here is you have three people who all remember this and you won't accept it. Well, the other interesting part. There you go. Thank you, Vinnie. Thank you, Vinnie. You're welcome, buddy. Vinnie. Thank you, John. You're a good man. Yes, that's what I'm saying, man.
Starting point is 00:59:47 You're a good man. It's all time. You're having too much fun. I don't like it. Listen, he is right, though, that he should celebrate this because, dude, you're fucking, you're fucking with this guy for forever. I know, he did.
Starting point is 01:00:02 You can't just let him have the fucking win and let him be happy. I have a plan. You are a he did. You can't just let him have the fucking win. I have to play you on a victory spank. It doesn't make you the bigger man. Why, I know, it's fine. I love that every story that John tells is back to the pub. Have you noticed that? Every single time that you only experience he has outside of sitting in his shitty apartment and podcasting,
Starting point is 01:00:20 is just like, well, you know, at the pub, when this would happen and then at the pub, that would happen. I miss when he used to go to a job, talk about that or do stand up. Yeah, boom. Those are the stories I enjoyed. When the kids all carried him out on their shoulders from math class, that's the story I enjoyed.
Starting point is 01:00:39 He was just out of stream every day going, how could I reach these kids? I could I reach these kids. All right. So John's gonna get real fired up in this one. And listen, we've been talking about FKB for a little while now ever since Kevin Brennan tried to sabotage my first interview with Stuttering John, did everything he could to get John.
Starting point is 01:01:00 In fact, he was successful because John went, yep, I'm not doing it. Got in his car. I started driving to the pub. So KB did everything in his power to sabotage the show. And ever since then, I've been like, ah, Kevin, that wasn't cool. And I guess John is seeing things my way all of a sudden. Thank you. I'm glad at least people,
Starting point is 01:01:18 damn, that means you're not a narcissist. If you could admit that you're wrong, you know, and say, I am Dari, then you're not a narcissist. On the other hand, Lady Kay, complete narcissist. He can't. Did I just say I was wrong? And I paid him the money for the bat. What is he talking about? Well, he invented a word narcissist. Yeah, maybe I have a narcissist. That means asshole pays his best. You are a narcissist that needs asshole. Pays his best Hey lady K complete narcissist. He can't even admit who's wrong
Starting point is 01:01:50 John be slated K again and for the first time to say yeah FKB all right Fucking guy fucking mad at me because he didn't he didn't say the time He didn't say PST or he is and I'm fucking at fault Like it was a malicious thing, Kevin. I was trying to hurt you. Then you do two fucking, now three days beating me up. For what? For what?
Starting point is 01:02:17 For being able to food, dummy. Yeah. That's why I mean, if I was talking to John, I would say, but listen, you can't expect the show time to change because you went somewhere else. Cause you're in a different place. Now the show still happens at the same time. Let me point this out.
Starting point is 01:02:37 You're right, if he was in Florida, he would have been there on time for it. Right. But that where you are physically in the world has nothing to do with when Shuley goes out. Right. I understand your point. It's not difficult to capriotic. It shouldn't be anyway. So as far as I know, Kurt me if I'm wrong, Chat, I don't think KB has paid John the $100 if he promised them to snipe the Uncle Rico show yet.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Well, because KB's a nurse. Even nurses. Yes. So I don't think that that has happened yet, and that's why John is finally met. Not the KB's calling him an idiot and calling him out. It's the fact that the O's of 100 bucks he hasn't paid him out. That's what John's pissed about.
Starting point is 01:03:14 I don't understand why John doesn't go nuts on KB because he talks to real shit about him. And if I were John, I'd be very upset. In fact, I had to tell that. Yeah, you should. You'd text him right now. No, I might be like, hey, I'm on going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is.
Starting point is 01:03:30 I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell you what the text is. I'm not going to tell your real friendship. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, friend. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Relationships are built on mutual respect. For our trust. Yes, of course. So what I want to point out here is, Kevin Bratton, since this whole incident with you, it's like he went up against a chatty kush. Everything's starting to crumble over there. It seems that way to me. It doesn't seem like it's going as well as it once was.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Like, the numbers, I haven't really been followed, but I like, I tune in, and I just don't recognize anybody have no idea who any of the guests are. Yeah, it's hard to get into. The guest he had yesterday had no idea who that person was. It's very strange. And I'm pretty tuned in to this whole world. And the whole time he was talking shit about my friend
Starting point is 01:04:22 Stuttering John, that will not stand. That's not, I'm not gonna stand for that. I won't stand for that. The word that was talking shit about St friend's stuttering John That's not cool. That's not I'm not gonna stand for that We're the ones who talk shit about Southern John around here not Kevin Brunton. I invented that shit The enemy of my enemy job. All right, so Now John is gonna pick up on the fact that I'm not an attractive person And you say the guy slow but come on So this is great because the old pot, check it out the kettle on this one.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Look how big his nose is. I never noticed him. Look at all the gloss coming from it. This guy who makes fun of me, if I happen to some snot come on. Well, yeah, that's a very different thing. You see this picture of me, you stopped up. I want to fucking hang myself right now,
Starting point is 01:05:02 just looking at this screen. Why are you doing this to me John? This is horrific. What's crazy about this? John? Well first of all the reason why I'm oh my god The reason why I'm glossy is because for some reason on Mondays at the comedy club It's 89 degrees inside. I don't know for some reason because a guy named Mark doesn't want to try the air conditioning God forbid and be comfortable in that place, but whatever I'm'm not complaining about that today. I'll do that on my dad labor But what's hilarious here is that John just said he's making fun of my looks and he goes and this guy makes fun of me just because there's not running out my face Like that's a very different thing
Starting point is 01:05:36 Don't you think John? Look how big his nose is. I never noticed. Look at all the gloss coming from it. This guy who makes fun of me if I happen to some snot come on. Yeah, look, I got my notes for my parents. You call it my parents shot. I thought we were even family out of this. Get all that's going on on that face. Oh, dude. His last name should be Morehead.
Starting point is 01:05:59 More head than hair. I mean, look at that. Look how big that I can land the plane on that forehead. So what a ugly, ugly man. Pretty good jokes. You got me there. Well, kind of played. So then I go on to explain that this interview with OJ was out there should be online because there's so many different people who are recording everything that happened. And I even said when Howard Stern went out the air in Rochester back in the early 2000s, my buddy Kroge was burning every episode onto a CDs and handing them to him so I can
Starting point is 01:06:34 still listen to the Howard Stern show. And so John turns that into this. In other words, you're an obsessed fan who decided to turn on me to make money. So that house that you bought in Florida that you think is the house that tooth built, the house that bed tooth built, the house that snaggle tooth built really is the house that SJ built. You can argue that? I am, for two reasons. Okay. The first one being when I started making fun of John,
Starting point is 01:07:10 I made zero money podcasting and only cost me money. I was not doing it for, I was just like, ooh, I know how I'll start making tens of dollars a month. I'll goof on, Stuttering John Melendez, this'll be my grand scheme of things. That wasn't that calculated. Carl, I was at that meeting and I specifically remember. I didn't make money when I was making part of you.
Starting point is 01:07:29 You had a whiteboard, there's a picture, there's a picture of John. I was there. What does this all mean, Peewee? There was a lot of yard, there was all four. Yeah, all right, I was connecting dots and things. Where does Patrick Michael fit in? I don't know yet, but we'll get there.
Starting point is 01:07:45 We'll figure it out. So obviously that was not the case. And also, this is a little bit personal about point of out. I used to be a partner in a company. That's why I was able to save up money to buy a second house. It wasn't because I was goofing on Sunday, John. So just so he knows, I did do stuff for money before I was goofing on S.J.
Starting point is 01:08:02 But again, John desperately needs this W this week. You should just, and you know what, man? The next time you do that show, you should go, you were wrong. You were wrong, lady K. You were wrong in all U.S. holes in this chat room, who was telling me Gary Garber all your all you assholes on Reddit and dabble is anonymous and all you assholes on Shulies anonymous like to faint them Dennis and Hackverse anonymous and all the other anonymous you were all wrong. I would like to take this right. John was right. Did he just call the super charters and assholes?
Starting point is 01:08:50 He's turning a W into an L or before our very eyes. I would like to take a moment and tell you lady K that you were wrong. And I'm proud of you for paying off your bet like a gentleman. I was wrong. Yeah. So I'm proud of you for that. You're still an asshole to the sky. He has no reason to like you.
Starting point is 01:09:08 You have no reason to like him. Wasn't there a thing? And that's the way everything is best. Wasn't there a thing in the NFL excessive celebration? I want to say that there was a rule that they used to have where if the team celebrated too much, they got a penalty. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:23 And if I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong on this. There was like a field goal made, and they'll take it back because they had to redo the kick because of excessive celebration, they missed it. Yeah. This is what John is doing right now. I'm throwing the flag. 50 yards.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Says the guy with the victory lap jingle. Accessive celebration. Says the guy with the victory lap jingle. Speaking of victory lap jingles, my boy, Mr. Magenta. Happy birthday, Mr. Magenta. Mr. Magenta came through with one for us here Victory lap victory lap stop just taking a victory lap a hundred bucks pay up now So I don't gotta eat puppy chow fuck call I'm taking a victory lap alright and this is John Dewey it's crazy victory lap right here and lady K is sitting I won and you're a loser.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Carl, want to come on? You want to come on and put some gum in your nose and stand in the corner? You want to come on? I'll send you the link. You can come on right now, Carl. You can come on and now take it like a man or like the cowgirl that you are. I'm saying you know like cowgirl.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Chris Holmes, Kenny Chad Zumak impossible. Thanks for the bucks. WTB intro is the best and funny. Of course it is. Of of course it is he says I'm funny I am funny says the on funny prick I'm funny who says that losers still losers say that yeah all right well that was a big win for Stuttering John very proud of himself I love that he still is calling me a cowgirl. It was a cow bikini. That's how a cowgirl's dress like.
Starting point is 01:11:29 It was a cow bikini. I'm not a cowgirl. I like cowgirl Carl. All right, fair enough, good enough. I think that I never wanted to find out that photo that no one's ever seen before. Yeah, it's never been out there. It's never released.
Starting point is 01:11:41 No one's ever seen that. Carl's private bourgeois collection. It wasn't the main photo of our discursor for anything like that. He gave it to Jenny for valent out there. It's never released. No, it was ever seen that. Kyle's private Bujua collection. It wasn't the main photo of our discursor. He gave it to Jenny for valentine's day. There's both to be a secret. I love that John was acting like this was a secret photo that no one knew about. Meanwhile, there's like professional lighting.
Starting point is 01:11:56 I'm up on a stage. I'm posing. Well, Mark was there, but he was there. Everyone's laughing their asses off. Mike Spence. Yeah. Well, the reason why nobody saw it was because it was not the creep off That's a good point now it's out there now. It's definitely out there. All right, so that was Thursday night John I wasn't watching I had my fantasy football draft because I'm so cool and popular
Starting point is 01:12:18 It's a good guy you are a super fantasy football What am I doing so? I'm obviously in DG's head. This is now fast forward into yesterday, Friday. I don't trust that DG. Yeah. So check this out because I explained to him that he's boring and he's not long for this dabble verse
Starting point is 01:12:35 because no one gets a shit about him. And you could tell that that he took that to heart. Okay, so now here is, here's mothering Jay. I can't believe I'm actually Applauding his work rich gold. I think it's a pile of dust. We said about your mom on KB yet You know, man that moment that moment when you and KB were talking like for real I know I know I'm fucking cheesy and whatever and I'm boring. Fuck you guys But uh that moment when you and KB were talking about that dude you crack that little KB shell for a second Like you got him thinking about you know about his past. It was pretty interesting. Wow DG with praise for
Starting point is 01:13:10 Sudden Jenner heard that before pretty good stuff pretty good stuff. Oh, this is this is not still because John is actually pulling up muttering Jay. Mutter James been tormented John for years on Twitter. All the sudden Mutter and Jay's going for the Shuley network and now their BFFs, this is the thing about John, is just like you were saying before, the enemy, my enemy is my friend. John will collab with anyone if they don't like the same people that he doesn't like. That showbiz, baby.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Is that showbiz, or is that just mean he's got no spine? All right, so Modern James World School is the Melinda Silverado Victory over Shuley Network. I got to say Suttering John really delivered try to keep my aided double verse crown. Sorry, Pilly Warren, so I'm Shuley that the Uncle Rico show trail dress show was toxic firm and went unheated.
Starting point is 01:13:58 You know, this mother and Jay might just be a bonafide journalist, my friend. Yeah, so here, I don't think you want to admit to that, Chad. Go back to that timeline. See if you want to admit to these a good journalist. Yeah, please don't start singing this praises. Yeah, I'm stuck. So a few things out there, you might not like too much. You are correct, Carl.
Starting point is 01:14:15 That is exactly what I'm talking about. That, I would not have done that. Okay, so him and Kevin Brighton's doing the same thing. They're all excited. The Shuleys Network, I take it off of YouTube. Okay. They're spending for two weeks on YouTube. And so Shuleys moved over to Rumble
Starting point is 01:14:29 and they're talking about they're gonna have their own thing and they're gonna create their own thing that they're gonna do. And the fact that people are celebrating this, you cannot like Shuley, you cannot like the Shuley Network. You cannot like people who are part of the Shuley Network. Why you would root for them to lose their channel is so far beyond me when you, yourselves, are creators and have channels on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:14:47 There's a lot of speculation that Drunk on Cringe might be behind this and Drunk on Cringe came out and said, well, I did report them, so it could have been me, they didn't mess with me back and say, okay, we got them because of you. He was on Carlos Danger Show just talking about it, wasn't he? Well, he was actually on Jake Hudson,
Starting point is 01:15:03 but he might have been on that too, because he's been making the rounds. Jake Hudson has his own show now. Oh yeah, Jake Hudson says it's on't he? Yeah. Well, he was actually on Jake Hudson, but he might have been on that too, because he's been making the rounds. Jake Hudson has his own show now. Oh, yeah. Jake Hudson says it's on show for a while. You ever been invited on? I could probably get you an invite if you want.
Starting point is 01:15:13 I'm good. Okay. I'm good. But this is what's crazy is that Kevin Brennan and Suthering John are sitting there happy that Chouli got his network taken down. And it's for a bullshit reason. They showed the screenshot of the violation for violence two seconds into the shot. It didn't make any sense.
Starting point is 01:15:30 It was obviously reviewed by a bot because they appealed it and they immediately overturned the appeal. So yeah, they're gaining the system. They're using YouTube against them. And we were just having this conversation before the show started. All of us hated the FCC. I think all of us can agree.
Starting point is 01:15:45 We don't want an agency censoring free speech or stopping a show from being on the air. We all hate that. And now that anyone has that kind of power because they can go and they can copyright strike or they can put in whatever kind of complaints and maybe get a channel taken down. Now they're all for it.
Starting point is 01:16:02 Oh, I don't like those people, so I'm gonna get their channel taken down. Let's fucking bullshit. What are you doing? I appreciate you, Pratsy, what you appreciate. You even helped Chad Zumak with the channel went down. Correct.
Starting point is 01:16:13 And that was the right thing to do. It's always going after people's channels is absolutely amateur garbage. And it is a tension-seeking behavior. Right. And it is the most petty fucking thing you could do to prove you're a bitch. It proves you're a bitch. If you're like, I know these people and they shouldn't be allowed to talk on the internet. Well, then you're a bitch. You can't even let them, and I said this I called into a L.A. Replay show or B.D.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A.B.A'm not gonna lie to you. I was out around for Joey's show. He's got their show tonight. I called seven times interrupting the show with beeps. Yeah, right. Then he got to me.
Starting point is 01:16:49 But I called their show. And the point is, is that no one should be rooting for any of this. And if you're happy, what goes around comes around. I think it's bad karma for Kevin Brennan and Shouly said this on his show. And also, props to Shouly for this. Oh, this I was gonna say. What I was talking about with them is the reason why they're not resorting and Brennan and Shouli said this on his show. And also, props to Shouli for this, oh, that's what I was gonna say, what I was talking about with them is the reason
Starting point is 01:17:08 why they're not resorting to trying to get their show taken down is because they have a massed an audience. The Shouli, the BS show does very well every morning. They have a lot of people watching them, and they do very well, and that's why these people are like, well, now we gotta take them down, because if Shouli was talking to no one, no one would care about it.
Starting point is 01:17:24 It's great that he built up what he built up over there. It's sad people are trying to take them down because if Shuley was talking to no one no one would care about it It's great that he built up what he built up over there It's sad people are trying to tear it down and I would jealous Defend what I built and so they moved over to rumble. They're still getting over a thousand live viewers on their shows on rumble Which is I would say pretty impressive. They got people to come along with them fucking what's his name? The actor who's on there probably see to get that many Russell brand who's on They probably just get a fast. I'm also brand probably does pretty well But no, I know I know what you mean it. Yes, it's not a platform that a lot of people are just tuning in to see what's on Like they are with you two So it's pretty impressive and the fact that Kevin Brennan is celebrating this and she'll even tell this on a show
Starting point is 01:17:57 He goes hey Kevin. There's people don't like you too. I just be careful what you're rooting for over here Because people can fuck with you too. No one should be fucking with anyone in that manner. It's dirty pool. It's it's not appreciated by me anyway. Alright off my soapbox. John went on KC show last night and anytime you see John remember John's on the west coast. So this is like late afternoon early evening for him. This is not late at night and John is just hammered. He's just wasted. Still summertime. What else has he got to do? Leave the man alone. He's just wasted whenever you see him on these shows. Anytime after 4 p.m. Hey, the funeral director just got pulled over for a headlight out with us playing in the background. And he loves
Starting point is 01:18:43 us. funeral director. I hope that you got to fix it, ticket and I hope that you are not inebriated like Mr. John. I'm not inebriated. I can't believe that you will believe anything this guy says. I believe what Funeral director says, he turned me on to the guy who was mad at us. We finished this game, I got the game. We're almost out of here.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Doom clone. I'm not game. We're almost dead, buddy. We're almost out of here. Doom clone. I'm not bad. You are cut off. It seems to be helpful. Is that your professional video? Okay. So this is a fun chat that comes over the John response to because people are worried about
Starting point is 01:19:21 him. He's visibly not doing well. Yeah, I don't like to see those kind of clips. Joe sir, Casey and John, I appreciate you both of you contribute to radio history, but John has to stop drinking. He imagines he is still as talent while he's just a mess. He needs to quit drinking right away. That's very nice that you can't even. But I think John has a lot of talent.
Starting point is 01:19:40 John, what do you say to that? Case, I don't drink as much. I don't drink know. But I think John has a lot of talent. John, what do you say to that? Case, I don't drink as much as all these assholes. Think I do. But I did do an edible cow. OK, you did an edible. He's just having a goofy old tie, but you're just picking
Starting point is 01:20:01 out of it. I love when John goes back and forth between. I don't drink as much people think I do, and then I go to the pub every day. So you know, we know what you drink, it's every day. That's what the problem is here, is that you're drunk by 5 p.m. every single day. But here's the thing about people drink every day,
Starting point is 01:20:15 like that though. There's a tolerance that gets built up. You would think, and yet he's visibly inebriated on these shows. Now he's gonna tell us a story that he's never told before about crabs in a bucket. I bet you've never heard this funny. You're going to learn something about human behavior as it compares to crabs in a bucket. And John does a great job of telling this story as he always does.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Repetitive prick. She goes, John, you know, when you put a bunch of crabs in a bucket? I didn't know this. Have you heard this case? Yeah. She said when you put a bunch of crabs in a bucket. Because yeah, I know. Yeah. Eventually one crab crawls its way out. And what are the other crabs do? They pull that crab back in because they don't want that crab to leave. And she equated it to with me leaving the sternum. It was like not only, you know,
Starting point is 01:21:31 It was like not only, you know, mad at me for leaving, but also mad because what does this say about them? They have to now do some introspective shit and go, well, what did I do? Why didn't I think about that? So not only mad about me leaving me leaving the man that they couldn't figure out how to get the fuck out case. And that's why I'm a race, I love you, because that is the best analogy and the best thing that I heard and I, yeah, and I swear to God, I believe it to be true. And Mary Delabonte was the only one to actually acknowledge that. And that's why I will always love her because it's a good place to stop
Starting point is 01:22:12 because I have some clothes from an old Centering John podcast that I want to play. I don't know what you were laughing at so hard over there, Crabby Carole. Okay. This is Centering John on an old show talking about how he thinks Gary Delbate was cheating on his wife Mary. But look at, there's a guy code here, right? We can all agree. Because I, I wouldn't call somebody out for cheating. I think it's, it's like a break in the man code.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Right, you'd be breaking the man code. Later on in that same episode, not much longer after that. I want to play, I want to send this audio to Mary because Mary's the nicest person in the world. She should know that had, that had Chip Pan Z of a husband as fucking cheating on her. So wait, which is it? Chad, you want to tattle out your friend? Why would you do that, John? He's an asshole. John, that's not cool, dude. Hip regret! That was a long time ago. Hip regret ago You can't blow in your body like that so the fact that he's talking about the crab bucket thing again
Starting point is 01:23:09 I want to point this out and I'm mad at myself I never got a chance to talk to John about this the few times we've had face-to-face the last time I wasn't prepared I just called in quick down a whim He was out of crusade to get JD harm. I refired Because it was it was leaked that JD was texting these girls. I think he was married at the time, or maybe at a fiance. And he was texting these girls, and trying to look at what these girls
Starting point is 01:23:31 over social media, Instagram, or something. And John, on his show, was talking about, we're gonna expose him. I'm gonna send this to HR. It's serious. We're gonna get him fired. It's like, how does that do anything for you? That is crap behavior right there there JD still has a job I don't let's make sure he's unemployed let's pull him down from escaping the bucket. Let's get everyone
Starting point is 01:23:51 This is how John operates and he acts like he's above all of us Everybody forgets about the poor lonely crab who makes it out of the bucket. Yeah. It just stands around all lonely while the other crevice. Oh, my friends. I'm having a good time in the bucket. Oh, my friends are some party, don't you? They're like, don't do the party. Maybe they're pulling back going, nobody. We love you. Stay with us today.
Starting point is 01:24:13 Yeah, we're family. We're family in the bucket here. Don't lose your way, sir. Oh, the very end of this episode, I think, was telling, because your friends with John, I was friends with John for a couple of hours there about a month and a half ago This is telling with Casey John needs a friend so fucking badly Well, I mean it gives us great insight into the inner workings of it, but Johnny
Starting point is 01:24:39 I'm going to bed or I'm gonna watch the end of the games here I'll see you about and I I'll see you tomorrow, buddy. Thank you so much. Great. Yeah, I'll get the fucking phone. I will text you at any time, but you know I don't pick up the file. Why? Is that no scene he talking?
Starting point is 01:24:56 Oh, yeah, he's talking me. He's doing show. Good. It's enough. And now, like, an hour and a half is enough talking for anybody. But I love you, Johnny. Great job. John's one of those boomers who just wants to talk
Starting point is 01:25:09 and talk and talk on the phone. This is a phone call for him. He does not want it to end. Correct. John is a lonely, lonely man. It's very nice. And I'm a full disclosure. I'm told you, independent observer.
Starting point is 01:25:22 Every conversation I've ever had with him on the phone and did relatively quickly, smoothly, I was not those situations at all. Okay, I had a different experience. I had to excuse myself from the call in order for it to end. And I've talked to other people who've had a similar experience with John. I'm not that much fun to talk to on the phone. That's true, that's a good point.
Starting point is 01:25:44 Even a lonely man would be like, all right, Vinny. Well, you have a good one. Check out. I'm going to pick my toenails. Wait, you called me. Now, I'm not going to play this on the show because it was not meant to be broadcast, but I will say this, the Susanna wedding speeches have reemerged. They're up on the subreddit. Debra's anonymous. And what's interesting about this, I don't know if you know about this, but two of John's children get up and give speeches at Susanna's wedding marrying their new stepfather, Aaron. And the speeches are very telling. It's it's listen, again, I don't I don't want to read into it too much,
Starting point is 01:26:27 but they talk about feeling safe finally and finally being a family and a cohesive unit. It's very damning for the acts who's now out of this family, the things that are sad. And they're very emotional about it, and you could tell they really mean what they're saying. And what's interesting about this, really well, I'm bringing it up, is because there's a theory that John recently brought up Susanna
Starting point is 01:26:49 in one of his drunken rants because he's going on these doing these shows later at night lately and maybe she's the one who leaked that because she's the one who posted them in the first place and she might be paying attention to all of this there's a good chance she has I'm sure that he still owes child support for one of the kids so she's probably watching all of this and seeing what he's up to. And he's going off on her. She's like, okay, let's leak these videos again. So that would be a very interesting dynamic if that's the case that his acts that is pure speculation. Pure speculation. 100% speculation on that one. You're right. Listen, I mean family dynamics and stuff like that. It's something that we don't speak out here at WAT. That is true.
Starting point is 01:27:25 We don't get into that. That gets tough. And I will also say I am proud of you for not playing it. No, I wouldn't do that. I know you play those pretty good guys. People sent them to me and they're like, oh, you're going to play it? I'm going to do it. But what I will play is one of my favorite shows at the Internet.
Starting point is 01:27:37 Oh, Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy.ommy and Tommy"]
Starting point is 01:27:52 Tommy had this guy at his show. Oh, finally, so would I make jokes about this. Yeah, I could. We're back. And we're back, baby. Sorry to put you through all that. Isn't it liberating? Jesus Christ. Tommy has this guy out in shell.
Starting point is 01:28:07 This guy has a 210 IQ. He's been called the smartest man in the world. He says like the highest IQ in the world or something like that. And of course, whenever Tommy's talking to someone smart, I'm like, oh, yeah, I want to see what this is. What's going to happen? So this is the very first thing that Tommy talks about with this very intelligent guest that he has on the show.
Starting point is 01:28:28 Well, with what you do, and when I was reading through it, you can ask him, I was all excited because this is my thing. I've gone down this rabbit hole for the last six months, hoping that there's actual UFOs and everything else. So when we talk about reality, I know, I know, I know. Well, the government blew it. They blew it with too much of this now. I had hope for a long-
Starting point is 01:28:49 But I've known it in every conceivable way. Yeah, every bit of hope I had is not gone. You tell me the smartest man in the world is wearing a white bead. I know. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:03 OK. Yeah, no. This guy, what you're going to learn is that this guy might be more interesting than Tommy. This guy's an interesting fellow. We're going to get into that. Oh, good. But this is what I love about this because we all know that Tommy knows that spacecrafts are real and the aliens exist.
Starting point is 01:29:18 That's where he's from. But it's so interesting that a whistleblower came out and said that we've intercepted alien spacecraft with alien beings on board. They and said that we've intercepted alien spacecraft with alien beings on board. They literally said that. This was a press conference that was given. Not that long ago. Nobody seems to remember this, but it just happened.
Starting point is 01:29:32 And Tommy himself says, well, it was just that happen, I don't believe anymore. What a weird thing. Like a whistleblower goes, yes, we have to score a speed challenge. It's because everybody's getting too close. Yeah, he was hiding and playing side. He's like, oh, yeah. I gotta stop talking about aliens now. Yeah, maybe that's one too close. Yeah, he was hiding and playing side. He's like, oh, yeah. I gotta stop talking about Ely's now.
Starting point is 01:29:46 Yeah, baby, that's one of this. I just think that's fascinating to me. That they're just like, okay, what kind of sly-op has the government been playing on us? Now, I don't think any of this shit's real. With that haircut, the man's head is shaped like a piece of pepperoni pizza. And baby, that's just me being hungry.
Starting point is 01:30:01 Sorry, guys. That guy can play for the Raiders without putting a helmet on. So he's got that going for him. No, this. hungry. Sorry guys. That guy can play for the Raiders without putting a helmet on. So he's got that going for him. Though this, pay attention guys, because this is what I call a great question. And I don't say that often when it comes to Tommy, because I think he's kind of adult.
Starting point is 01:30:15 But this time, I mean, watch this closely. This is just well executed all the way around. I wanted to ask, why is it that very intelligent people that have very good journalistic writings, like you have a book coming out soon? Why is sub-substac the choice of platform? Let's face it. After I was drinks, I don't bounce back the next day like I used to. I really know how to put the advertise again, don't they?
Starting point is 01:30:42 You're really doing a great job. Have we ever found out what Zbiotics is? Yeah, it's something you take when you're hung over. And what's funny about that is that the ad copy goes, yeah, you know, like sometimes I drink too much. This is the guy who just got a DUI. I don't know how the Tommy should be doing it. Yeah, we're all down there with the jungle juice.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Yeah, right. So, I just thought that was hilarious, because right in the middle of his question, they just pop in some advertising. It goes on to a blueu-Too ad. Now, let's play our own version of what does Tommy say next. Okay. Because let's find out how he ends this question.
Starting point is 01:31:10 He's talking about people going over to Substack. Why are these people doing that? And this is how he ends it. Visit BluToo.com for more details and important safety information. We thank BluToo for sponsoring the podcast. Form to write such type of things. Fuck out of it. Maybe that's what they put the ad in there because I go this is a bear saying. Whoops. What do you think of stuff? You're a smart guy. Tell me something. Go. He's amazing. I kind of see that guy kind of that that looks like the shittiest
Starting point is 01:31:48 Oh, I'm gonna get back there. I just got to see look at that background a little closer I think we're gonna get back there for sure now what Tommy's gonna explain here Is that nothing is off limits because Tommy has signed a deal with Spotify that you can say whenever he wants There will not be any censorship at all. We're on Spotify and I'm under contract so we can say and do whatever we want. Now I pulled this off of YouTube. Just want to point that out.
Starting point is 01:32:13 It's got 500,000 views on YouTube. Awesome, good for savvy. Even though it's got an exclusive deal with Spotify and they can say whatever they want. Now there are obviously things you can't say on YouTube. That's been made very clear, like the following. You're right, yeah. And also, this is the only show I've ever seen.
Starting point is 01:32:30 Maybe there's others. 500,000 views and comments are turned off. Headscratcher, it's kind of weird. But again, he says to his guest, don't worry. You can say whatever you want. And boy, does this guy take advantage of that? He's like, oh, we can get spicy out of here? I'm like, okay, well, how spicy are things going to get here?
Starting point is 01:32:52 Well, let's find out. Okay, well, this is just basically about a concept. They say it's a conspiracy theory. But we want to as well maintain open minds about that. The conspiracy theory is called white genocide. And the idea is that white people, it's not blacks that are endangered, it's not Latinos, it's not any of these other groups that are endangered, but white people, because we seem to catch all the discrimination these days. We're terrible people, white supremacist, domestic terrorists, they've got us pegged for all
Starting point is 01:33:24 kinds of great threat to America's democracy and all this kind of stuff. So, you know, that's the kind of thing that I think we need to address. That's a problem, so we need to talk about it. So, little spicer that I was expecting to be on the air. I told my great kids keep calling me a boomer. And it's just, it's getting real spicy right here, and it gets even crazier. When you go from 90% white in 1950 or 1960 and you go to 56% white, which is what it is right now, in 50 or 60, this can't happen naturally. This is not a natural occurrence. This was intentional. So granted that it's intentional, why would anybody intend something like that? Well, whoever they are, they're not our friends. Okay, it's as simple as that.
Starting point is 01:34:09 That's where the white genocide theory comes from. They took her jailed! So he's very upset, they're nine whites are entering in this country. Again, smartest man in the world, I just want to point that out. Tommy just built him as a smartest man alive. No, but I looked it up on Google. He's been featured by major news media back in the 90s
Starting point is 01:34:29 before I think he was talking about this stuff as like the smartest man in at least America, of not the world. Because he took a test and had a really good score one day. I guess he's got some theories. He's got some interesting theories here. Now, the same theories as the KKK. So that's probably not great.
Starting point is 01:34:44 That's probably not a great thing. But it's the's more of the world. I'm listening, right? This is almost as bad as the time they had the most interesting man in the world for those commercials out of he was just talking about how would she loves Nambla? It was a worse commercial. I just like don't suck. He's I didn't realize you didn't have a okay Just like don't suckies. I didn't realize you didn't have okay Principal sir to take it back. He is smart. Oh no, okay. This is this gets crazy This is um Tommy again has a great question as he's ought to do This man and simple step and then who's who's behind it and what's the point? Well, what's the answer? You want, I mean, obviously you want the population. You got this whole trans thing. You got Everything possible to divide, you know, remember before it used to be just racism. You're black on white blah blah
Starting point is 01:35:36 Now you have every type of division possible like a lot, you know, you talk about religion Religion is what causes is worse. I mean, all these wars are basically religion unless it's political, okay? Is that a new thing that wars are based on religion? I remember worrying about the crusades. Yeah, I've really been a couple before. Yeah, I don't know if that's the major issue that's happening right now.
Starting point is 01:35:59 It's one of them. And what was he trying to say back in the day we just had white and black and racism? We all agree, the trans sucks. That's what you do. I know was he trying to say back in the day, we just had white and black and racism. And we all agree, the trans sucks. That's what he did. I know. Why do you bring up trans people in the States? It's so funny.
Starting point is 01:36:11 I tell you, he's really met an ally on this show. So after he says, you know, there's all these wars because of religion. My boy, the spiciest guest of all time, it says this, which I thought was fun. So these days they are, but of course there's just one religion that is especially warlike these days. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:31 You know, and of course, you know, that is well-as-eyed. Yes, of course, of course. Buddhism. That's what he's talking about. I'm pretty sure. So this guy's not talking about. I'm just waiting for the J word. Come out of this guy's not talking about. I'm waiting for this guy to drop the J word. I'm just waiting for the J word to go out of this guy's mouth.
Starting point is 01:36:47 Man, this guy is just as soon as time he said, he's seen whatever you want on this platform. He just starts letting it fly. He's like, well, look at this problem. Black people, it's love. And he's just throwing it all out there. And Tommy's amazing because watch his Tommy agrees with every KKK talking point.
Starting point is 01:37:04 That's how he throws out. Taking all of these disparate cultures and jamming them in close proximity, right? In close proximity with each other, this is a recipe for disaster. And a pool could have been blind to this fact. I see. I see what you're saying now, Chris. Yeah, the very beginning on. He's talking to Daniel Carver from the KKK and he's going I always bring up some good boy trade
Starting point is 01:37:29 I don't know if you've not noticed this guy hasn't even looked at Tommy funny yet What the hell are you? What am I talking to please? It's in your best interest just to just agree right now Tommy. I One of this guys any takes on the IQ of different races. I wonder if that ever comes up, and I do his conversations on Substag. I'm about to subscribe. I actually, I want to follow this guy online and see what other shows he's popped up on.
Starting point is 01:37:56 He's interesting. I think you need to book him immediately. All right, sounds good. I would love to watch this guy watch with Stuttering John. Yeah, we'll be good episodes. All right, so unfortunately Tommy here tries to take a guess at something and I'll just play it and then we can discuss that.
Starting point is 01:38:12 Tommy should never try to figure out who his guest is talking about. He was regarded as the world's greatest authority. Well guess who was the first person to apply? The simulation hypothesis to an actual problem. Tesla. Who? Wasn't a Tesla? Did not not really Tesla did this was pre Tesla was pre computer
Starting point is 01:38:31 He wasn't really into the computation. I thought he had done it with math. Sorry about that Well, you know, there's nothing to apologize for Tesla was a brilliant guy Wouldn't surprise me to find out that his thoughts were kind of wandering in that direction. But it wasn't Tesla, it was me, it was in 1989. So this guy goes on to say, I killed with this theory. Ten years before the matrix came out, I knew about all this shit.
Starting point is 01:38:56 Is there a glory days drop here somewhere? And Tommy with his, what's it, Tesla? He's just like, Tesla, no, that's me. What's your city thing, idiot. No. All right. I have one more clip here because we're talking about Elon Musk and Tommy goes off on a little rant on Elon Musk. So we took that and ran with it. And while you bring Elon up, I must ask you this, and then I want to go to some of your stuff. To me, he seems groomed as groom can be
Starting point is 01:39:26 by Twitter for double the amount. I say this at nausea, but you're the guy I want to say this to. He buys Twitter double the amount, gets Tucker encrypted messaging, everybody runs over, sign up, sign up, sign up. Then after he does all that, all of a sudden, he decides to make Linda whatever last time is the most censorship, Vax pro personal on the planet, the CEO of the company, and
Starting point is 01:39:55 then furthermore odd, four days later, NeuroLink just happens to get to stage three of FDA testing for approval. Just, he does this stuff. Coincidentally. Happens to get to stage three of FDA testing for approval. Just This stuff will be good. And then Chris go outside and run with your kids because we're gonna limit the amounts of tweets You mean you don't want people searching around too much of other people's opinions So if we limit it to 600 we're gonna put in front of your face what you we want you to see But we're gonna tell you we want you to go get air. He's got a lot of theories this guy. I think he's got it all figured out well Okay, Tommy
Starting point is 01:40:31 Following this uh, okay They there's a bunch of different things that it somehow he is managed to connect into a company saying hey Maybe get off of our app all the time which by the way is bullshit. No fucking company's telling you, put the app down. Right. They want to make it seem like you can't use it all the time because then you want to use it more. That's might be one of the ways that they're, is that your market opinion?
Starting point is 01:40:57 Well, there's a lot of games that you play that when you lose your lives, you then can't play and you have to wait a certain amount of time unless you want to pay the money, of course. I'm sure Twitter has a function where if you pay the money, you then can't play and you have to wait a certain amount of time unless you want to pay the money, of course. I'm sure Twitter has a function where if you pay the money, you can tweet all day and night. But it also, you know, there's a great scarcity, right? So that makes you want to use it more
Starting point is 01:41:14 when you can use it. Artificial supply and demand kind of. Yes, yes, Vinnie, you get it. You get things. Oh, gee, Carl, you understand what's going on. Thanks for teaching me something today. Since we're talking about my Oh, gee, Carl. You understand what's going on. Thanks for teaching me something today. Since we're talking about my boy, Tommy, I think it's time for us to catch an alien over here.
Starting point is 01:41:33 Let's see what Cardiff has for us. We've had a week or two off from the game. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? Vinnie? I have, buddy. Vinnie's chair. How are you doing? You okay? Mm-hmm. I'll be over soon. Being that I no longer believe that the UFOs are coming down here because I can't seem to understand why anybody who could bend time or find a way to get here, you know, 15 billion light years away would suddenly happen to crash on Earth and there's not any evidence of anything at all.
Starting point is 01:42:21 So I- What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one. That's out the window. B. Fiddle sticks. Next. It's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Starting point is 01:42:49 Four. But we're supposed to believe that dinosaurs just disappeared. Lastly, I keep asking questions. But the answers keep changing. To catch an alien. Oh, wow. So I love the dinosaurs. Why I think it could be that,
Starting point is 01:43:12 but I'm going to go with one out the window. It's going to be my guess on this. What's a you Vinnie Paulino? God, I was going to agree with you. I was thinking it was out the window, too. You got? No, I'll change it up for the fun. I'll take to hide the source.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Actually, you know what? I hope it's bananas. I hope it's bananas. I really hope it's bananas. That'd be amazing. I just tell C-tommy doing that. Okay. That seems like something Carter would come up with.
Starting point is 01:43:36 That's true, but I want it. My mind was wandering because I didn't know it's gonna be only 20 seconds into this. I'm so used to this five minute. I know, yeah. Whoa, what the fuck are we talking about? Yeah. So I'm just going with fiddle sticks because it's funny.
Starting point is 01:43:47 OK, fiddle sticks out the window and you said dinosaurs, right? Oh, he said to happen. And I was like, I mean, like yours away, would suddenly happen to crash on Earth and there's not any evidence of anything at all. So I, that's out the window. Yes. Yeah, baby. Should have stuck with your answer, buddy. Oh, yeah. Loser, loser,
Starting point is 01:44:13 buddy. Oh, look at you. Look at the bigger man. Everybody look at Carl. The bigger man. Oh, we get. Caron. And then the way that they're presenting it. Car on me. And then the way that they're presenting it. So I always thought, okay, well, how do you go from a car phone when I was growing up? My friend Franco had a car phone. Everybody wanted to be in that car because his mom had a car phone in the Cadillac, you
Starting point is 01:44:39 know, or powered up to get in this guy's car. Yeah, rich kid. Yeah, rich kid to sold pizza. Yeah. So, and then within a decade of the iPhone and all this crazy technology, was that there, did we find something from a passivization and were able to reverse engineer it? How did that come?
Starting point is 01:45:03 See like the myan's at iPhones? Is that what he's saying right now? They were so distracted, they didn't see the Spanish comment. Yeah. They were just... They were just weeding all day. They were fucking whirro... They were just friends all fucking day.
Starting point is 01:45:17 Again with the Tesla shit. Yeah, the Mayans may have been before... Okay, never mind, Tony. What is the world's smartest man thing? Oh, it's my doubt. I'm, because I look at it like, it's a very interesting question is, you know, some people think it's, it's, uh, alien technology. I no longer do. I'm all for that road. I no longer do. Thanks to people like you. Okay. Well, then it's a fact that a matter is that there have been a lot of things that have come to people
Starting point is 01:45:45 through the power of the human mind that you wouldn't think would have come to No, you mentioned Nicola Tesla, you know, he could actually see blueprints of the designs for the machines that he made Could actually see that's all for this time Come back next time to find that if you Have the sleeveless t-shirts To catch to find that if you have the sleeveless t-shirt to catch an alien. Brought to you by subreddit surfing. Season 2 starts September 11th. Never forget. Be there. Also brought to you by the GoFundMe started for Vinnie's share.
Starting point is 01:46:24 Please donate today. also brought to you by the Goal Fund B started for Vinnie's share. Please donate today. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha here about. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted. Then Uranus. All right. Mini. You're really going to go up against Monday football with your show. I got your regular schedule. Go up against. I don't think the people are watching some are surfing or watching Monday football. I left the top. Fuck. I think what happened is your Canadian friend doesn't realize how popular football is in this country. It just went, ah, what about Monday nights? And your stone, yours was like, ah, what about that?
Starting point is 01:47:09 How's that sound, buddy? Yeah. We think about Mondays, but hey, we think about that guy. First off, I don't have a Canadian friend. Okay, fair enough. Maybe in Minnesota. But yeah, were you there? Did you?
Starting point is 01:47:23 Yeah. Sounds like it, doesn't it? This is the golden voice Ted Williams, and you are listening to Carl Hamburger on WATP. That's right, Ted Williams. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about welcome to my vagina.
Starting point is 01:47:41 We talked about the Detroit show and Ray DeVito's accommodations are lack thereof. Stuttering John's amazing victory lap and getting wasted on KC show. People are worried about him. Maybe that will be a wake up call. It won't be. Maybe it'll be his wake up call. And of course Mr. Pajenta had a great sign that he sent in. MSCS media, Tommy continuing to kill it over there.
Starting point is 01:48:08 500,000 views, and it's a Spotify exclusive. 500,000 views on YouTube. That's amazing. Well, I just described to my YouTube channel. It's amazing. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. And I was able to catch an alien.
Starting point is 01:48:21 I know, how did I forget that? I caught an alien today. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team.
Starting point is 01:48:29 The team. The team. The team. The team. This is the part of the show we play coming from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Where These Podcasts. And I will tell you, that episode is going to happen tonight.
Starting point is 01:48:41 At 9 p.m., I am doing a Chrissy mayor who are these podcasts cross over show because we have a very important podcast that we both need to review. What would happen if five of America's top 11 most elowed talk show host all talked on top of each other for an hour? We're about to find out on the first ever edition of Strike Force 5. Let's meet the Strike Force starting with the former host of the LHO at Steven Colbert from his headquarters in South Carolina. Steven Colbert. Hello, Jimmy. It's an honor to be here. This is where we should all applaud each other. It is an honor to be with you here, Steven next from his home studio in Long Island where he stays up late every night recording himself
Starting point is 01:49:29 singing along with the Bee Gees karaoke, the former host of the tonight show, Jimmy Fallon. Hello, Jimmy Fallon. Hey, thank you. So we're happy to be here. This is exciting. Good morning. I mentioned to the listeners for the purposes of this podcast. Jimmy will be known as Tammy from here on.
Starting point is 01:49:45 And then Jimmy upstairs TV neighbor fans of this show know him as the cute one, the Nick Carter to our backstreet boys, unemployment zone Seth Myers. Seth. It's just so exciting to be talking before 1237 at night. That's right. Strike Force five, the new Spotify podcast that everyone was claring for Where we finally have these late night hosts that nobody watches and everyone despises getting together to put together a product It will be un-listenable. Carl. I can't help but feel this is like just a terrible SNL sketch What are they thinking with this? What have we got all the late night shows together odd a podcast?
Starting point is 01:50:22 Did you see the promo for this finally chance?? They put out a video promo of 30 seconds long. Absolutely not. And it's so amateur hour. You can tell by the audio quality right there that it's amateur. These guys are just doing a Zoom call with each other and they're calling it a podcast. Going back to 2020 baby.
Starting point is 01:50:37 Yeah, for real. So you got Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Colbert, Seth Myers, and John Oliver. Those five guys getting together. And what they said is they are going to podcast every day until the strike is over. Lucky us. So they're threatening us. Yeah, pretty much.
Starting point is 01:50:56 So that should be a lot of fun. We don't respond kindly to threats around here, Dewey Chris. Not normally. Not in my watch. That should be a lot of fun. And I am doing that with Chris. Not normally. Not in my watch. That should be a lot of fun. And I am doing that with Chris. I think we're going to do it on my channel as well as her channel. And we also have Ryan Cannell joining us from RK Outpost. So we have a special guest down there with us as well.
Starting point is 01:51:18 So that'll be great. Vinnie, thecreepoff.com is where people can find the creep off every episode we've ever done. You can also go on there to vote and who you thought brought the creepiest whatever the category was that week. And there's the links to all of our things, including our Patreon, where you get an exclusive episode every single week. That's right, folks. Let me tell you what you got over the last couple of weeks here. Yeah, Christy Lee, I go into the Hall of Fame. Fantastic. You have Andy, you have Kroge, you have Vinnie doing an episode all about Cape Coral. Crap Coral, yes. No, no, no, no, Crip Coral, we call it.
Starting point is 01:51:53 We learned all about how Carl might as well have moved to Jurassic Park because every fucking giant lizard is running around your town. It's true. As well as a lot of awful people. Boy, I got a great Cape Coral story coming up this Monday. Oh yeah. I'm the creep off. A guy with crooked teeth robbed a liquor store. What's going to find out? No guy tries to murder a crime baby. Okay good because I didn't think this surveillance camera saw me. This was on the plane home. So yeah, and some of the service coming back. That baby was the worst.
Starting point is 01:52:26 And it wasn't even a baby. I know. It was so frustrating. So Chris and I had a nightmare trying to get back from Cape Coral and we're finally flying into Buffalo, which I didn't want to do, but whatever. And there was a child in front of me that was screaming bloody murder for the entire approach. So the last 35 minutes of the flight,
Starting point is 01:52:45 just beginning of the flight and then the end of the flight, just screaming and all the noise-canceling headphones in the world could not cancel the noise of this baby. That's fucking horrific. Well, the worst part was the parents were like smiling to each other because they're used to this shit. That's so funny. He just screams, it's so crazy.
Starting point is 01:53:04 He's like, I want to murder all three of you. And I might start with the parents. each other because they're used to this shit. That's so funny. He just screams. It's so crazy. He's like, I want to murder all three of you. And I might start with the parents. Well, I would, I would bludgeon them with the child. This guy's strategic. I like that about for Newark Res. I'm a multitasker. Yes.
Starting point is 01:53:18 I swear to God, I hope you kill the parents. The child gets away, becomes Batman and hunchback. Yeah. Well, how I know was him. I run into him, he's like, I'm gonna kill you, Carl. Yeah, but he knows it's you. You're the real Joker to him.
Starting point is 01:53:34 You're a fucking cackle. I don't know what you're talking about. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This has been a lot of fun. Wait, were you in the middle of plugging something? I can't remember Hmm I'm around I need to try it with you guys
Starting point is 01:53:50 That's right, we'll see everyone in Detroit Please join us again next time It might be the episode we find out what's up for all Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everybody Party in the must-vis Of morning radio And now the show is closed for now
Starting point is 01:54:04 Hmm, okay Great show, good job everybody of morning radio. And now the show is closed for now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I knew you would see a tight box. Producer Chris thinks it's time for a good old all-reddit news week. Just like the old days, so Tafit kicks it off by commenting on one of our latest bonus episodes. Less than two minutes in, and John is screaming like a drunken lunatic
Starting point is 01:54:25 and babbling incoherently because he doesn't understand what the word proof means. I want to hold his dumb, fat head under Minecraft water until the bubbles stop in Minecraft. XY the Owens Jew posts. Random is coming for you, hamburger. Peakin' Nikki, quote, I'm not even man, wiggling meaner 99, quote, from the angry man. Just a simple creature quote, have a conversation. Send an email you Tardo, take that is back with,
Starting point is 01:54:55 he's hilarious on real ass podcast. The same way that Stuttering John is hilarious on WATP because they're both delusional retards. Dark Hawk 007. Randams a tryhard edge lord who wants people to think he's insane, he's not funny, or entertaining in the least, and ruins every real-ass podcast he's a part of. There's a reason Zach refuses to be on with him. It's an instant skip for me anytime I see his name on there now.
Starting point is 01:55:23 Only time he's provided an ounce of entertainment was indirectly when Shane bullied him for the entire episode. Baby Butter simply states, monkey pox me. By next week he'll be crying like Johnny Cush. Equivalent crazy, this is so gay it makes me want to fuck with this guy. Is this how that shit starts? KBPD, This guy is this how that shit starts? KBPD, John will tell him the location for half that amount. Jo Jo Jones, 1-2-3 Fakes Street, Joe 2500, Rochester. There, do you need my Venmo account? Your new best friend.
Starting point is 01:55:57 Stuttering John needs to know your real name to have a conversation. This guy needs to know your real location. Dr. Steve 103, more like Randum, am I right? Rotter 69, saddle up boys. Looks like it's happening. Master's 102 opines. He looks just like Hannah! Dr. Ted Penis astronaut retorts.
Starting point is 01:56:18 Hannah has an amazing ass and big globular tits. You sure about that? And regarding Stutt Joe's tweet, referring to Carl Payne, his bet, Knight Party 6666 lays us out with divorced, penniless, living in squalor, liver is a scrambled egg. I win again. He really is a winner.
Starting point is 01:56:40 Livin' scrambled egg. I'm getting hungry. All right. I just want to address this Mark random thing real quick. So apparently, Mark random went to the Legion of Skanks Facebook group and posted in there if anyone knows my location, he'll pay them $400. So I have two thoughts about this. You guys tell me what you think.
Starting point is 01:56:59 One is no one's stupid enough to be on the internet asking for someone's location in order to swap them because we'd figure out who swatted us enough to be on the internet asking for someone's location in order to Swat them because we'd figure out who swatted us pretty easily based on the fact that someone's asking for my location. The other is Mark Granham might be stupid enough to ask for my location and have me swatted. What do you guys think? Well, logic would dictate he's fucking around. Right, logic what?
Starting point is 01:57:22 Logic what? I don't know. I think got a 50-50 shot at this. Hey burger. What do you think producer Chris? We talked about yesterday at lunch. I think it's like a poser kind of threat. Yeah. Yeah. Should we should we do that thing where we pretend we get swatted right now? Oh yeah. We just start looking at everything over. Everyone has a lot of respect for people who do that. Hey, do you guys share that for those shares? Yeah. Yeah. I'll check it out. of respect for people who do that. Hey, you guys do that for those cheers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's having it.
Starting point is 01:57:46 I'll check it out. I've always wanted to do that, you guys. Let's do it right now. Okay, I'll cut all of this out. Okay, cool, sounds good. So, I don't know what his deal is. He definitely is a nut job, Mark Random. So, it's hard to tell.
Starting point is 01:57:59 If it was a normal person, obviously, I would know that was a joke, but it's a weird thing to say, if anyone has Carl's location. You know what else is a weird thing to say it's not calling the guy looking for your location at that job at a weird house maybe not the best move either yeah what are you gonna do just saying I don't make every right move all right I'll be honest whatever all right Richard Luke is
Starting point is 01:58:19 calling into the show hey Carl it's Wednesday. It's Richard Bluuckus. Hey, check out. You have to check out Tuky. Live is a nice streaming shed and and the field so it's so goddamn funny. It's only for an hour or so, but it's on YouTube. I'm losing it. Perfect for using peers. It's just ripping a shit out of them. All right, we're advertising too key enough over here, sir. Can I just say, though, would too key calls channel lesbian? I laughed till my stomach hurts. It's so funny.
Starting point is 01:58:56 Too key is great. All right, thick accent guy called a few times. It's me again. Sorry, I forgot to leave any him. Fixed from Bale's house. Anyway, sing him a Giannabite. This happens all these losses, steel code debarkel. That's, John even got $5 for our drink for Chrissy.
Starting point is 01:59:18 This didn't happen before you started to fuck around with Johnny Cushke. Maybe, maybe he's right. Maybe, you know, maybe he's picked a video on you, he's not going to get it. Art bail was in the desert, but we're having to hand. So don't fuckery and wait for him anymore. I'm just, I think it's bad you do that. So maybe, maybe he's right, you know. All these ails, here's the Buffalo Delta podcast.
Starting point is 01:59:41 Come on, card, may I talk. All right, I got some of that. I think that, it goes from Belfast. Yes It's gone, card. Thank you. All right, I caught some of that. I think that's from Belfast. Yes, all right, great. Yes, right. Don't fuck with Johnny Kush. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 01:59:53 That's the reason why all this stuff is out again. All right, he called back one more time. I think this is a good point. That's really again, sorry about last one. It made us turn to like them supporting that coccless gobshaking If I have it as far from a tree, just I think he's a real say go, you know, at ease up Or maybe you know, some other sort of way of throwing him
Starting point is 02:00:14 So look, that's the last call. Sorry, Tukki World Order. Don't call me back. Go fuck yourself. Tukki World Order. Wow, it's international Carl Tukki World Order. Yes, it's international. Carl. Tookie World Order, yes. The man makes a point. Okay. Because Johnny Cush very clearly has no one listening to whatever the fuck it is he's doing. Correct. But he is odd air. Very earnestly, Claybie that he has all these people listening to. Sure. Claybie it all sorts of things.
Starting point is 02:00:39 He's delusional, yeah. People are telling him that he's getting locked up and he's getting out. He might be a problem there. How many crazy people do we have after us? I know what the fuck? So I can't fuck with my granddad. I can't fuck with Johnny Kush.
Starting point is 02:00:52 What else does it do around here? Rules rules rules. Feed up a celery jadher. What's in my life? Fine. I keep when I picture Johnny Kush, you know, I picture in my head. Who? Do you ever see the movie pump up the volume with Christian Slater?
Starting point is 02:01:03 I don't care. Remember it now. It's the one where he has like the pirate radio station It is bad. He's just thinking the whole world is listening to him But like the things broadcasting to fucking blocks. Yeah, and he's like the coolest guy in the world because everybody's listening to what he has to say That's all I picture his old beat up questions. What's your is that movie from me? I feel like that 88 That's hilarious because that predicted what happened to thousands of podcasts in the near future.
Starting point is 02:01:26 I just picture like a fucking sloppy fat fucking guy who looks kind of like Christian Slater. Really think he's got it made, man. That's hilarious. I have a voice. Alright, a guy decided to watch our Karen Fien segment, which by the way is up on YouTube. Now, I posted it this morning if you want to watch Karen Fien and her guest and how they hate each other. It's a little bit interesting.
Starting point is 02:01:50 Oh, sorry for that. Well, but for like 30, 30, 50 years, something in them, only 10s episode. You mentioned how like that machine doesn't like this guy, you know, and you try to describe how she was sitting, so I figured I'll go on the Patreon, you know, watch it. You just see like, well, how was she sitting? And then I saw what Brennan's fucking looks like. He looks like a cabbage patch kid or something.
Starting point is 02:02:17 Oh, he should make him like, 100 times more unlikable. So like, I don't know, he's kind of, you don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't got any good angles. But you got that. That good. Yeah, I've heard the mention. He was a fat sloppy mess. Yeah. Andy Richter was a cabbage patch. Right. I probably slip in. i probably should have said that so i honestly hate to admit this but you might have finally found a show that interest
Starting point is 02:02:52 for some reason the fiend thing is interesting i will be kept telling into that is check on me at a week or two make sure i don't fall off a cliff thank you oh fuck you Don't ever call me. I'm not sure what we said about that show. It makes everyone want to listen to it. I'm burpest, but I'm just glad. Different people here. Different shows. Carl.
Starting point is 02:03:15 Um, people stare at the same screen. See two different things. Yes, I do. That's very true. Okay. Keith in Montana calling in. Hey, Carl. Keith and Montana. I was thinking about the whole Johnny Cook thing. I didn't really want to weigh in because it really wasn't that big of a deal. It was a great fit. I think it's funny. But I was kind of thinking about it, you know, kind of how he's handling it. Like he's a child, you know, and just, you know, act like he won, even though he did nothing. And part of it makes me realize it's like,
Starting point is 02:03:48 well, he kind of has that stoner persona he's got a podcast about this lifestyle. He's got a pseudonym of Kush. So it's one of those things, it's like, you know, the people who do that are kind of morons, you know, that just, well, I mean, that's nothing against anybody who wants the most pot, but when you, when that's your personality, you're kind of dumb. Anyway, don't call me that.
Starting point is 02:04:17 That's a good point. I could argue with you at that point, and I'll, all right, Gary and San Diego. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, the rumor has that the John has been lobbying real hard to become an instructor at Jay Leno's comedy fantasy camp, which I think is taking place in mid October. I've seen this. So him and Adam Croy are joining up for a comedy camp. And I think so. John thinks he should be a part of that i he's going to do a lot
Starting point is 02:04:51 becoming instructor for the section on crowd talk out of the anatomy of a joke and how to wind up a comedy set with a real belly slapper and he's going to go through the anatomy of how he is a
Starting point is 02:05:07 screen call is best joke of all time anyways that's the rumor you think he can make a lot of network contacts if he can become an instructor for the uh... fledgling comics that would be taking the camp. Okay, anyway, I'll let you know
Starting point is 02:05:27 if I hear any more about this. I've got my ears to the ground trying to pick up information on this. If I get any more, I'll let you and your group of people know. Okay, give me a buzz. It sounds like I'm gonna get insulted for a second there. I'm a big scare. I'm a big. It sounds like you're going to get insulted for a second.
Starting point is 02:05:45 I'm a peeper. Thanks, Bear. What are you going to say? All right. Here's an interesting call. Our own child called so many times past the bullies. I'm going to take a break here in a second. But one last thing, so that stupid jersey, you guys should,
Starting point is 02:06:03 you know what you should do? You should done like a drink off with Stuttering John at the pub down in Florida and if you can beat Stuttering John and then and booze off then then he has to give your $100 back But if he wins he gets to keep the hunger. You want me to start trading? you need to keep the hunger. You want me to start training? I need to learn to wear a shirt with numbers and name on it. Yeah. And we were from Gary in the area wearing a shirt. What is this?
Starting point is 02:06:34 What? Carly, you would lose a booze off so hard. To John? Yes. Do you see how drunk he gets after two white beers? You will never beat started a jot again I'm not a clotted bit winner sir. I am not out of equipment. I don't know. Oh Obviously Johnny cushions and superfan and w8 p. Yes, just get them a co-host
Starting point is 02:06:56 That's it before he wants to want to be part of the show All right, if you have to sucky dick to get on let him do it. What is the big deal? What is the big deal? I mean your pussy is already stretched out from all these other podcasts you're doing now why would you do who are these broadcasters as you're for if you're ready doing who are these high schools within w a tp you know who are these high schools you can't sit at the cool table which had no other than john trying to fuck your trick Karen Brandon won't go to the prom with you you you know, 40th high school.
Starting point is 02:07:25 All right, that's pretty good. Someone is listening to the show at a whole other level. That's very impressive. You are picking up a word, putting down over here. Oh, so speaking of John being an instructor at a comedy school, when he was explaining what a tag was, what are the greatest things ever? I fucking hate the concept of a comedy school. Right.
Starting point is 02:07:47 And honestly, here's my thoughts on that. You get what you pay for. Yeah. Higher of J. I know that you really shut. Someone in the discord over here is saying they would only do that if they hired Patty C. Cups to be an instructor.
Starting point is 02:07:59 Snagley says that I would like to hear Patty Cups explain how comedy works. Not a right to joke. That would be interesting. But this is John talking about the tag and this person's commenting on that. Carl listen to the latest episode. John is trying to describe a fucking what a tag is and obviously can't, but when he brings up his example example i can't believe he didn't catch this uh... the one jokie says is making fun of one of the after a kid's name like i thought kids were off
Starting point is 02:08:33 limits like once again hold up the shirt hypocrisy police stupid fuck i hate him so much it should make funny back should make funny kids the kids are off limits at what's their name is silly. Hahaha.
Starting point is 02:08:48 At last, they got a goofy name. Oh, that's right. He was on, I love the 80s, making fun of Zappin's kids' names. Was he really? No one's ever done that before. Oh, yeah. Fright didn't think that was gonna happen. That one, they'd like to weasel on.
Starting point is 02:09:01 I'm a moon unit. Oh, wow. Wacky. Got it one. You got him with that one All right, oh this is actually pretty good for all you 400 fans out there You know Check it and see Leaving my life with a deep warm. It's pretty good. So oh should bet the, I meant to announce on this show tonight, I forgot the Carl Song parody contest.
Starting point is 02:09:28 That's a pretty good subject. So, I'm going to send you entries to the creep off plot of Gmail. No, no, no, it's out of to me. I'm going to play them all. But, all right. Yeah, next show, I'll announce it out front. I think it just did.
Starting point is 02:09:40 Oh, I did, but we're pretty late in the show at this point. So, I need to do it in the beginning of the show. You know that everybody who tuned at the beginning is still here. That's true. Everyone listens to every second of the show. There's this late in the show. No drop off. Why are you taking my air? At all. Thought it was here.
Starting point is 02:09:58 Ben Wabble. Carl Geri and San Diego. Well, I'm sure you've heard of a sore loser. Well, John is a sore winner. You notice that ever since he won that $100 OJ bet from you. He's been lording it over you for the last three pod count. He's reenluently beating you as much as he can. It's as if he won the Congressional Medal of Honor at a million dollars all rolled into one Exactly like the biggest thing in the world He is insufferable and and even more obnoxious than he's ever been
Starting point is 02:10:34 Anyway, sorry you paid him off. It certainly was in an interview yelling at OJ questions that are written on paper by Fred Is not an interview when when OG doesn't even acknowledge it's questions asked by a Stuttering John. He just ignores them and jumps into that limbo. Anyway, that's it here. Anyway, Rock and Rolla. How did you catch, Ray? Rock and Rolla, no. How did you catch race? Rocket or roll like Gary? All right. Yeah, that was not an interview. But whatever, he asked him the question.
Starting point is 02:11:10 That was the bat. You know, do you want, he won the bat? Just listening to Gary talk makes me think that he was hit really hard with Jimmy Buffett's passing. He thinks, oh, it's really rough. I'm not trying to judge my voice. I just said, all right, one more voice, no. I think this is Manikets from that mistaken.
Starting point is 02:11:26 I don't give a fuck or write fuck everybody. Let me tell you something. I am more offensive than the Legion of Skate Sports Test. But no offense to the Legionist game podcast. Call me back. I think that was a response to the tower gang that builds themselves as the most offensive podcast. Well, I got a lot of interaction
Starting point is 02:11:56 with those guys on Twitter after that. Oh, do they like you? No, I like your review. No, you know what? Honestly, I think those guys kind of took it well except for Mark Random. I think the guys kind of took it well, except for Mark random. I think the other guys were like, yeah, he's right. That's what I saw mostly. Yeah. Especially top lobster. He seemed cool with that. Yeah. And the other guys
Starting point is 02:12:13 are probably like, let's see how Mark takes this. You're right. Actually, I, you know what, I should tune into their show and see what their response is. They're going to address it on there. So you probably checked that out. That's it guys. We've done it all today. And remember tune in 9 p.m. tonight. And if you're listening to this after Saturday, it'll still be up on our YouTube channel, or Chrissy Mayer and I will be reviewing this new piece of shit podcast from the late night house that everyone's been talking about. And we've never gotten more
Starting point is 02:12:44 suggestions for one show than we did for this show so looking forward to that. Are you calling your shot or have you already watched? I have not watched. So you're watching it live? Oh no I'm gonna probably listen to it. Okay. Pull some clips. Yeah. I saw the promo. I wasn't sure if it was out yet or not. So it is. Yeah. The first episode's out. wasn't sure if it was out yet or not. So it is. Yeah, the first episode out. Go fuck yourselves.
Starting point is 02:13:10 Have a good week. Bye. A plane is hit. I watched it. Carly. Mom. Boom. You played a drop of theirs on the show. Yeah, I remember and
Starting point is 02:13:27 Chrissy thought that was her she goes was that me that was making those siren noise Oh, no, no, no, I rewatch I can't really and I center the the drop Brennan okay folks Guess what the episodes oh That was a great episode! That was really great! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

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