Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep442 - Strike Force Five (Chrissie Mayr Crossover)

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

I did a crossover episode with Chrissie Mayr this past weekend. We had to review Strike Force Five, the new podcast hosted by the "kings" of late night - Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, and Seth Myers. We're joined by Ryan Kinel from the RK Outpost YouTube channel. He seems angry with Hollywood. https://www.chrissiemayr.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@ryankinel-rkoutpost1/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. view of strike force five. I'm Chrissy Mayer from the Chrissy Mayer podcast. You might know me from compound media or stand up comedy, fame and fortune. Yes. And then to my left here is Carl Hamburger. Carl, tell the good people about yourself. Chrissy Mayer, thanks for having me on this crossover. I'm the host of Who Are These Podcasts? Who Are These.com? Here's where you can find out more information about that. Or every podcast, you can listen to Who Are These Podcasts

twice a week, deconstruction of popular and not popular podcasts. And last but not least, Mr. Ryan Kindle. I love your NPR podcast voice. He got going. It's just wonderful. It sounds almost as authentic as the garbage we're going to review today. But yes, I'm happy to be here.

Strike Force 5, the hottest new podcast that is hit Spotify. Full of all the people that you forgot have been out of work the past four months. Because they're not. Yeah, so this is the most requested show of all time. I have the last three days. I've got nothing but those people saying I have to review strike force five props to Chrissy being the first person to message me directly and say we have to do this show together because I've had multiple people sending that message since then.

Chrissy got in first. This is a show if you don't know hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fowl and Seemico Bear, John Alvar and Seth Meyers. Who? Those are people back when late night television was important are the hosts of late night TV. Yeah, it's the writers and actress strike is still going on. I guess they're doing this to raise money for the writers, I suppose. But anytime there's a strike or something like this, it's hard for me to feel bad for anyone because never do they ever mention the writers, the crew, anybody who lost their jobs because they wouldn't take an experimental medicine.

But we all have to muster up all this sympathy when they go on strike. So. It's tough for people to have sympathy for all these people in LA, whether it's writers, actors, even crew people, who they were able to work during when LA was locked down. They were able to work while hairstylists went out of business,

while gyms went out of business, while normal everyday people went out of business because they weren't allowed to open, but Hollywood continued to operate. So yeah, it's tough to have, obviously there's a lot of people that are caught up in it that I'm sure

just normal people doing their everyday jobs, but these five hacks. One, it's very clear that they need their writers, even with their writers, they're still unfunny. They need an audience that's told Wendu a plot, like a literal light that turns on to tell sheep Wendu a plot or laugh or whatever to make their show entertaining. Their numbers have been plummeting for years as well.

People aren't interested. And when it was announced that they were going off air because of the writer's strike, people really have not missed them, to be honest with you. Right. And I think that's what gases the explanation why. Who is watching who is truly watching this? Like boomers, um, is it just on in doctor's offices?

Like I just don't know. Doctors offices. Doctors offices at 11 30 Eastern. Oh right. It's not the view, Chrissy. It's doctors. Officers of 11 30 Eastern. Right. It's not the view. Chrissy. It's a little different than that. Well, since you guys have started this with a political slant on it, I'll play for you

what Jimmy Kimmel says immediately. See that Jimmy Kimmel is kind of the leader of the pack here. This is his brainchild. You can tell out the gate that he wants everyone to know that this is his idea. He's the one that has control over the soundboard. And you slowly realize after listening to this, that everyone else is kind of in a hostage situation. Especially John L. He was the most excited.

John L. Veribus never talks. Yeah, let's see, but they don't want to be there. I wish we had the video because Jimmy Fallon in the 30 seconds we got Jimmy Fallon looks like he wants to fucking kill himself already. Right? And just that 30 second video preview we had. He is the most likeable. I should point out like reportedly they're going to be shifting who hosts each episode of who drives the narrative. So this is Kimmel's episode. I don't know what it'll be next time.

I guess we'll see. All right. So this is the show. I'm going to play. Oh, you can. Should we play the teaser or should we assume everyone has seen it at this point? It's up to you. I do have it. Ready? I That's a great question, Carl. Why didn't you bring this up? You know, I'm a player. I'm trying to. I'm trying to set up a clip for two minutes straight. God I'm trying to set up a clip for two minutes straight. God, Sam, you know, okay, I have it. In fact, I have it right here. Let's play the preview.

Okay. Grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch. Yeah. They're like, they're like, look how relatable we are. I'm doing it from my side. I have a mission to background. Yeah, yeah Like this is the guest room of a vacation home one more time Jimmy Yeah, hi, I'm Jimmy Fallon. I'm Stephen Colbert. I'm Jimmy killer

I thought when you said Jimmy you meant me Jimmy, but you meant Jimmy Jimmy. I always mean you When you said set my ears, who do you mean? I mean, John Oliver. It's the five of us together for maybe an hour a day. Like, or five in the name of our podcast, subscribe to it now. Spotify, or wherever else you get your podcasts. But Spotify, you fucks.

One more time, Jimmy. Okay, yeah, that gives you a sense of what I was very excited to review this whole thing because Jimmy Kimmel is doing a little bit of an Anne Frank moment up in his attic there Fallen is in his basement. He already looks suicidal and this is the preview. So My goodness how exciting all right, all right. So that is the preview in now, Carl. So this is from the very beginning. And Jimmy Kimmel addresses the elephant in the room right away, because we know these are Hollywood folks.

And for those who will criticize us, who say we don't need a show, hosted by a group of four middle-aged straight white men, we bring you a fifth middle-aged straight white man. But this one is from England, which is an entirely different country. So I did find this interesting because I personally don't care about diversity. I just find the best people for the job, and I'm good with that. But they obviously did.

That's so racist of you, Carl. I know, can you imagine? But they obviously do. All they care about is diversity. They're like, oh, so it turns out that we're just like five straight white guys. Oh, this doesn't look good. Whoops. At least one of us is British. We're five straight white dudes who. This doesn't look good. Whoops, at least one of us is British.

We're five straight white dudes who are all around the same age and all the exact same level of funny. Right, just to the point where no one actually wants to tune in, but perfect for this job. So let's find out what this is. Why are they doing it? How did this all come about? This does a zoom that we've been doing since the WGH strike

started. When was that? How many years ago did the WAGC? 115 days, something like that now. So did I hear that right? They've been on Zoom calls together every day. And then someone said we should make this a podcast. Is that what they're saying?

I have a hard time believing that. This is what I honestly think. So they all made it very public after the writers, after the writers strike happening. They can't continue the show because they don't have people to write jokes for them. Obviously, they said, hey, we're gonna keep paying our staff out of our own pockets and stuff like that.

And they advocated for them to keep their benefits all the way through September, shit like that. Now I think they're probably a little bit tired of doing that going on four months now. So now this podcast, the Strike Force 5 podcast, the proceeds from it, which is being sponsored by Ryan Reynolds, his gym company and his mobile are sponsoring it. George Clooney's Tequila Company is sponsoring it. They're getting all this money from their sponsors and that's supposed to help their staff. How the cuz they're tired paying it. I think it's cute how they're all pretending like they're unemployed and broke instead of

just essentially on vacation, like even the way that Jimmy intros everybody. It's very cringe. He's like, and formerly the host of the tonight show. Spoiler, they might not have a job to go back to. Korean, she's like, and formerly the host of the tonight show. Well, spoiler, they might not have a job to go back to. And I'm not rooting for this. By any means, I know you guys are very anti-hollywood. I am.

I'm kind of anti-hollywood myself. But these people don't realize that they don't have an audience. They're making way more money than they should be making because they don't have an audience. And like you said, early on Ryan, nobody misses them. Nobody's sitting there going, God damn it. If I can just see Jimmy Kimmel's show. My life would be better.

Everyone has found other things to do. There's so much more entertainment out there that we don't need these people. They're not very good. And so speaking of this vacation analogy, so this is what they say. They go, people keep yelling at us. What's it like to be on vacation? So they comment on that. What do they say to you?

You enjoy enjoying the vacation? Yeah, we're off that a lot. I got a lot of things. This is, and I usually say this is like a vacation in the same way a colonoscopy is like a nap. So I don't get that. I'm not sure what that means. And I'm too young to understand what a colonoscopy is. Yeah. But again, it's like, and I wanted to say before when they're commenting like, oh, we're all white or white guys. And I'm like, is he trying to sound like the 35 year old female living in Brooklyn writer

that they all tend to just kind of lay off? Like it sounds like he's trying to sound like the people that write for them by mentioning their race over and over. Well, they also tried to write to normal people. You can tell with this thing, they're just like, I mean, hey, this vacation is like, how cool can I ask him? He's a nap. It sucks, guys.

It's terrible. Yeah, exactly. That's what they're really going for by comparing it to the colonoscopy. They're saying, you guys think it might be easy for us to just sit here and not work for 100 days, but in reality, it's really hard for us. It's basically like anal sex. It's a good thing that both my mages are paid for or else I'd be a little stressed out, but still, it's no picnic. Listen to the tag on this right after they said that.

You're unconscious for both of them, but one of them is really what you want on a regular basis. Thankfully, there were no laughs. No one gave him anything for that. That was rough. And I guess the thing I want to point out about this show, we were talking about this a little bit before we started this show, is how uncomfortable this is. There's no chemistry. And it seems like amateur hour.

Here you have five professionals who do this for a living, and they have no idea how to communicate with each other or be funny or interesting. Why? The highest paid comedians on earth. That's what it comes down to. They are some of the highest paid comedians on earth, not necessarily the funniest, by any stretch of the imagination, but some of the highest paid. And they sound uncomfortable and nothing that they're talking about is actually funny,

because they don't have Seth Meyers even said it at one point. He's like, I think you're going to notice during this podcast that we're really missing our research teams and our writers. We really need them. They like, they really, they're a big help to us. Trying to make it look like they're victims, but in reality, saying the quiet part out loud is that you aren't fucking funny. Yeah, and I think it's ridiculous for them to even try to sound like they're unemployed or, you know, because how many actors go, you know, are gig to gig and they gig to gig, they're gig to gig and they go without money for months.

And it's like, no, all of you guys are set. You're all millionaires, several times over. Which I don't even care. I have no question. I'm not a millionaire. I'm no problem with them being millionaires, but I hate which I don't even care. I have no question. The millionaires. I'm no problem with them being millionaires, but I hate that they act like they're not. That's the thing where they try to be relatable.

It's like, no, no, no, you guys are obviously on a different level and that's fine. Maybe you earned it. Maybe Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny. I think he did, but that's fine. Okay, with that, but they have no format for this. There's no, there's very directionless. And so at one point, they try to come up with something they could

do on the show where they say, Hey, the listeners can send us questions. There's listen to this clip. There's two things I want to point out about this. Yeah, well, that's good to know because I was thinking of it be fun of we took questions from those who are listening to this broadcast. And if it is indeed a broadcast and we have an email address, questions at strikeforce5.com or strikeforce at strikeforce5.com. So you can send your questions to either of those emails and we will do our best to answer them in an unpleasant fashion. Okay, a couple of observations. First off, he catches himself saying, this is a broadcast. He's like, well, maybe it's not really a broadcast. No, it is. First off, he catches himself saying this is a broadcast. He's like,

well, maybe it's not really a broadcast. No, it is. Everyone can broadcast now, Jimmy. This is not something special, the only you on ABC could do. And that's part of the problem here. That's why this strike is ludicrous. And you guys are dumb for doing this. You know what he got himself. And this could have been so good. Like, how many of these guys were on SNL and like Seth Meyers was a writer, Fallon was a writer and I think those two are maybe the most genuinely funny of the bunch. Like let's hear about old SNL stories like talk about- Like fly on the wall, which is a great show. Yeah, who was an asshole?

Who was cool? Like that's what people want to hear and that's what people will never get tired of. Instead, they're like, oh, that was your week. They should literally just shit on each other. That's what they should be doing. They should be making fun of each other's shows. That's what they should be doing. People would enjoy that.

People would think it was funny. And these people are all, there are obviously rivals in terms of ratings, but they are somewhat friendly. I mean, wasn't it Fallen and Kimmel that switched shows for April fools a couple years ago? No, really? I think the Jimmy's actually switched shows and broadcasts and everything. It's been a while for competitors to do, but yeah.

Very different than the Letterman versus Leto days when these guys called. They hated each other for sure But the other thing that I wanted to point out and maybe this isn't it picking battle think so The guy goes our Jimmy says all right send us your questions and and we'll address them You can either email them to this email address or you can email them to this email address Just pick one email address It'd be one thing if you said you can either tweet us or you can email us You know if there's two different ways to get touch with them.

But it gave out two different email addresses. What's the point of that? Why would I need two different choices? It's unprofessional. Like, just have the one email. And I was thinking, yeah, maybe we should send them some questions. Can you imagine how many, like, how much hate mail

they're getting now? I don't know. Anyone is excited about this show. And maybe I'm in a different world, but every single person who's got this to be is like, this is horrible. I don't know why they're doing this is embarrassing. And I got to imagine they're going to suffer that feedback. Hopefully they got more of it. It's going to be fun.

Yeah, I don't think you can give a fuck. They got these massive deals from their Hollywood buddies for like even during this thing, Kimmel revealed that Ben Affleck and Damon offered to pay his staff for a while because they knew they was trying to pay out a pocket. So they have a lot of money coming in to make this thing happen without ever getting a click from Spotify. That's true. They don't need like, they get the headlines and the initial stuff and people are clicking

out of morbid curiosity because it looks so cringe. We'll see how the viewership holds up. If every episode's like this one, I don't know who's gonna continue listening because it's so weird and uncomfortable and directionless that it's hard to even fucking shit on it to be honest with you. Oh, I can speak it out.

I'm very glad you didn't start. Speaking of uncomfortable it is. So what they're talking about is the fact that they have two sponsors. One is Tequila, the other is Cell Service, and so they're going, so this is a great combination because you can get really drunk and then text an ex that you wouldn't want to text because you're drunk and then you do that. And so they try to make a joke out of this, but this is bad.

This is bad comedy right here. Okay, someone named an ex-girlfriend. Name an ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend they shouldn't comedy right here. Okay, someone named an ex girlfriend, name an ex, everyone named the ex girlfriend, they shouldn't text right now. Beyonce. Beyonce. Hey, you dated Beyonce. No, not one. No, Beyonce, I'll Riley.

He knew her and she's in the Bronx. And you know what? I, what I respect about her, she didn't, once the other Beyonce made a big, she didn't change her name. She stuck with it. You did. She did change her last name them. She did. You're a biann't a Sherman.

They're all trying to tag it. It's not, we're none of it's working. And these are like, you keep saying, right? These are professional comics that are highly paid for being comedians. And they don't seem to understand how comedy works at all. Hey, name it ex-girlfriend. Beyonce, get it? Yeah, she's hot.

You never dated there. I get it. Get on she's hot. You never dated there. I get it. Good. I'll stay. Oh, Riley. Cole bears like, uh, you know, oh shoot, naming X girlfriend. He's just thinking going through like all the names of like little kids. He's like, can't say that one. Can't say that one. Can't say that one. I know. You're a few people right now. Of course.

Oh, for those who know, no. right now, Chrissy. Oh, but those who know, no. And I think the elephant in the room with all this shit is what these people, like basically all the people that are hosting this podcast now, what they did during the pandemic, how all these late 90s shows have become so inherently one-sided political. Now, they've always been political when it's been a topic, right? When there's an election season or whatever, it always had been whether you're, you know, Leno, Letterman, whatever.

Those guys at least did a decent job of shitting on both sides. That's what they're there for. They're there for people to tune in and laugh at them, not for political propaganda. And Jimmy Fallon did an entire music video, a musical piece about, you know, this at Christmas time will be in line for a booster about getting the jab. Stephen Colbert did the Pfizer vaccine dance. All these people were shilling for Big Pharma and supporting people being locked down. There's so much resentment out there for these people right now. Yeah, and that brings me up another point that I wanted to make. I have a clip here where

Stephen Colbert is telling the story of being at this party and there's this a list movie star that he walks over to and this happens. It's so I've had guests who were not guests and I was not trying to book them because I don't book people on my show at a party. I was at a party once and a famous movie star. As I walked over him said, I don't want to be on your show. I said, I'm not asking you to be on my show. I just wanted to say I enjoyed your movie. That's all I wanted to say. But this guy was so sure that I was coming over there to book him, that he preemptively brushed me off. You know, it's almost like he's so what

hurt. He's so bad. He's so bad. By this, you can tell. It's almost like dividing the country and calling half of Americans idiots every single night on your show is going to make it so that some people don't want to be a part of that. Like, some people are movie stars, why don't they take it to all Americans? And not just piss off anyone who voted for Trump

or didn't believe that Joe Biden was the best candidate in 2020. And so what's great about this is that the follow up question is, well, was he a conservative actor? Is that why? And then they say, do you think it was you or does he just not like talk shows? You think it was more about you or the fact that he isn't comfortable doing talk shows? I'm more about not wanting to do talk shows.

Right. So Stephen Colbert is just like, what is that mean? I'm obviously not the proud one here. Yeah, he must have dates, right? Yes, he just, he just, he just, the movie starts camera show. I mean, camera show. Must be it.

Must be it. And the movie is very obligated to promote movies by the studios that hire them. I'm looking to do it, telling Stephen Colbert, I want nothing to do with your show. I think that's something to do with the fact that hire them. I'm gonna do it, telling Steve and Colbert, I want nothing to do with your show. I think that's something to do with the fact that Steve and Colbert is a bit toxic, but I can be wrong. Yeah, sorry, I don't want to be associated with a show

that has people dancing around in syringe costumes. Carl, I didn't know if this was a clip that you were thinking of, but I found it very interesting that in the first few minutes of this show, they describe the very thing that they could do to resolve the strike situation instead of doing this lane podcast. And they recount a scenario that Kimmel was saying, you know, there was a strike years ago where Letterman and Ferguson came back before us and we were mad.

And he was like, I don't know why that was. And I think Seth Myers comes in and says, oh, it's because worldwide pants, they made some sort of distinction with their company and they were able to be separate from the strike. And then, you know, by having their own production company, they were able to pay off their staff that way. And I'm like, made their own deals with the buyers. I'm like, why aren't they doing that? Like, why aren't they doing that right now? Like, what? If it's been done in the past and it makes everyone happy,

what the fuck are they waiting for? Well, it doesn't make everyone happy because the guild would have a very big problem with people crossing the picket line, right? Isn't that what the problem is? Yeah. Like, the things complicated because this is the worst time for these retards to strike. Yes.

Like the worst possible time as Hollywood is failing everywhere. Streaming industry, everyone's losing hundreds of millions of dollars on streaming while people are cutting the cord and less people are watching linear television. So not only is the revenue dropping from the cable companies, but it's also dropping from advertisers because not as many people are watching. All of these guys have basically record low ratings of their show right now. And all the writers, all the actors, they did the worst thing at the worst possible time. And I think a lot of people, studios are fine.

San, all right, we'll go a little while. We're willing to wait you guys out to some of the lower level fucking freaks who really aren't even qualified to work at a Starbucks, and so you guys just finally give up and we'll have a little bit less of a pull we'll have to pay, maybe a little bit better quality stuff, and we save hundreds of millions of dollars by not making shit in the meantime. Yeah, I mean, these guys are all losing to Greg Gutfeld. Say what you want about Greg Gutfeld. He's not a stand up, he's not a comedian. I don't know these are great late night host I'm sure the show has gotten better for what I originally watched it

But all of these guys combined don't have the ratings of Greg Gutfeld and they're sitting there at late They're important and they're not there are YouTube channels that are she way bigger than them with these people are way bigger Celebrities than these guys are and they don't understand the Hollywood is not what it used to be people don't care outside of Hollywood. And to your point, Carl, why couldn't all of these late night show hosts, whether they have one or they just make one make your own YouTube channel stream it additionally through YouTube that way you can get super chats, which you can also donate to your staff. Like, why are they not doing this? Why are they not streaming on rumble? Why are they not streaming rock thin? Why are they not streaming everywhere? I think it's because, well, it's pretty clear that they are not able to do that without a massive production staff. Right. Yeah. I mean, you just listen to this podcast and

it's like, okay, maybe initially people would tune in, but would they be able to carry YouTube channel with a daily show? I don't think these guys could do that. They don't have the, they don't have the cue cards in front of them. They don't have the teleprompter. They don't have the people writing their jokes. They don't have the researchers. They don't have all this stuff.

They have no idea what they're doing. Right. So they can't even put together what we're doing right now, which is an audio and a video podcast. And I have an example of this. So Jimmy Kimmel, every time they say the name of the show, Strike Force Five, he gets that thunder sound effect. And then they say, well, what if we got Letterman here

and it was Strike Force Six, so they try to figure out what would happen? And this is them describing what's happening because there isn't a visual element. And I'm since this is not a visual medium right now Stephen has his assistant in the room and he's dressing and she's taking a she's taking a trombone out of a case. He's making a do this live. Oh, she's she's nervous.

She's freezing up. Oh my God. It's not a trombone. Oh God, Steven. It's a hack. That was my trombone. Maybe, maybe the reason why they couldn't do this podcast on video is because Stephen Colbert's assistant is nine years old. And well, I can check it. they're all trying to make jokes. I was actually none of that is actually happening. They're all trying to make jokes like, oh, isn't this wacky?

Like you guys are so out of it. You don't know that podcast he's been going on for so long. Everyone's over that kind of thing. Like, guess what's going on in the room right now, guys? You won't believe it. These two are wrestling. It's like, okay, you guys are hacks. This is not good.

And they're so obsessed with celebrity. And the rest of us are over it. Here's the, okay, you guys are hacks. This is not good. And they're so obsessed with celebrity. And the rest of us are over it. Here's the thing that, and I pointed this out with Howard Stern when he broadcasted from his house during Beth's birthday dinner, and he had celebrities over there. He's like, you can't believe it was at my house right now. And I was just like, who gives a shit?

You hang out with celebrities. The problem with celebrities these days is that because of social media, we all got to know their real personalities and we all dislike them. They're annoying assholes I don't want to hang out with for the most part, not all of them obviously. But they're talking about the fact that Jimmy Kimmel has these celebrities over and they go fishing at his house.

And so here's a fun joke. Is it any truth to the rumor that obviously you have a lot of celebs come out there to go fishing that you have scuba divers under the water who then hook the fish to the rumor that obviously you have a lot of celebs come out there to go fishing that you have scuba divers under the water who then hook the fish to the, the rods of your a-listers. So the good one. That's not all he does with the rods of a-listers. Whoa, all right. Now we're getting deep.

Pio, pio, pio, pio. Chris, here it was. Now we're getting deep. Be all. Be all, be all, be all. Chris, there was a part. God. It was part of this show where Kimmel is talking about holding his kid back. He's like, oh, we just wanted our kid to be the older one in his class.

It was between him and Seth. And I was like, he's just talking about this, you know, I'm like, a lot of parts of this podcast could have been a phone call, you know, and I know that's that's sometimes who know maybe I slip into that category sometimes when I'm just catching up with a guest, but I'm like, I'm listening to this goes, a lot of this could have just been a phone call. I don't know why this has to be broadcast over Spotify and. And I wonder how you guys feel about this part. So Jimmy Fallon was the only late night talk to a host

who had Trump on in 2016. And a lot of people said, wow, that was a great appearance, a really humanized Trump. And in fact, like the left really gave Fallon a ton of shift for it, because they're like, oh, this is, you helped him win, you helped him get both. You helped platform him.

And I wonder if like this hostage situation podcast is because the left is just never gonna let him live it down for having Trump on. Stop it. You are fake news. That's interesting. Yeah, I forgot about that. I kind of forgot about that as well.

He again, we don't have video of this. He seemed to not talk a ton during this. Him and John Oliver, I felt like talking to the least out of everybody. I feel like it's mostly, mostly Jimmell, Jimmell, Jimmy Timwell, Seth Meyers, and Steve Colbert. Yeah, for sure. I wish we had the video. I really do.

We had the 31 seconds that it was about perfect, perfect time to react and make a YouTube video about how cringe and stupid it was. But yeah, it's just, I felt like this first episode should have been something, like they should have talked about the strike. You know, that should have been it, but instead they kind of addressed a couple little stories about it, but mostly just me and it around for an hour. I have an example of that, but before we do that, this is our both of our shows, Chrissy. Should we get caught up on super chats real quick? That's an excellent idea.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention, Carl. I think we should. Can I bring up, yeah, I guess I can bring them all up. You can bring them all up. Brock Lee, member for one month. Super chats. Super chats. Super chats.

Anthony Jodas. Oh God. He says. I'm not an extra. So what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up, so what's up of that. Oh, I love a radio war. I got to watch out for this guy. Well, the funny thing is that the guy actually has zero listeners. So I wanted for it to be one of his lessers. That's just one of our listeners who's goofing out of himself. Thanks, Anthony. I appreciate it. I love it. Michael, see, it's super chat Saturday. Quote, hetero, Carla. That's right. I'm so hetero over here. I mean, we're looking at Chrissy's boobs right now. Hey, I'm trying to get viewers just like earlier. People are bitching because your hair was in the way. Oh my god. I'm not trying to I'm trying to tease it out. Like if you watch till the end,

maybe you'll see all of it. Smart. Yep. That's what strike force five is to Matthew. Oh, it's a Matthew. Strike force five should have gone to New York City and sat around a table if they are not going to invest in decent podcasting gear for under $2,000. Exactly. They could have. It sounds like shit. It's horrible together. Whoever's in New York City, go rent a space at a wee work and throw up a couple lights.

I mean, like, certainly you're capable of doing what any of us could do at, you know, doing an out of town podcast. You could easily slap together. Well, is this gonna be daily though? They're gonna be doing this daily until the strike zone right? Weakly, oh, weekly, until the strike zone. Yeah. Okay, probably at least for 10 weeks. So maybe that's how long they expected to last. It's gonna last longer than that. I know that. Hamburger. Hello hamburger.

than that. I know that. Had hamburger. Hello hamburger. Oh, that's how you pronounce it. OK. Yeah, it's a lot. So hamburger Jones, the comic from the 90s, whose every punch I was, hey, hamburger. I'll have to look into that. You know, you should.

It's fun. The singing tags, Chrissy, any chance in introducing Ryan to Lewis Jacob as I feel like they would vibe? Well, why? Because they're both racist. They're both consistently angry a holes in a good way. Chrissy, any chance in introducing Ryan to Lewis, Jay Gomez, I feel like they would vibe. Well, why? Because they're both racist. They're both consistently angry A-holes in a good way. Yes, you guys would get along.

But with the last name like Gomez, I'm not sure if he's mad at me over my blue beetle comments or not. So yeah, he definitely is not a Latinx. That's good. Fuck those people. Fuck them. My cuts, FKB. Yeah. Kevin Brennan and I were going back and forth on Twitter right before I came out here today. And I guess he just did an episode about me too on his

misery loves company. So he's not special. Oh, I know. Why? Well, Kevin Brennan almost fucked up my ability to do an interview with Suthering John. I had, it was all lined up. He was coming on my channel, Suthering John and me, hashing it out, and John goes on KB show right before it, and Kevin goes, don't do carl show, you shouldn't do a show. So John goes, yeah, you're right, and he started driving to the pub. I had a text John that he's a pussy in order to get him to come on my show. So then I went on Kevin's show, and I was like, dude, you almost fucked up my show,

why did you do that? You prick. And he's, I was like dude, you almost fucked up my show, why'd you do that? You prick and he's, I don't know, he's trying to gaslight us and stuff. So anyway, KB and I have been, I don't know, go and add a little bit since then. He's great at making enemies. Yes, that's true. Himal.

First, one last dream before Kush takes you down. He told me today he's planning a two hour special on you by the way, John, just yesterday got what Kush takes you down. He told me today he is planning a two hour special on you. By the way, John just yesterday got what Ray Ping-U means. John is a super-jeter named Ray Ping-U. And he's been reading this name all week and then finally on Thursday. I think he goes, oh, I get it. I just thought I had an Asian fan.

He's so stupid. Oh, it's up. A race. Lynn, I'll never pronounce your name right. Thanks for becoming a new member. Matthew, him and again, please send in emails, asking them questions as you will be one of the 10K watching their podcast.

Yeah, I'll be like Jimmy, blink twice if you're being held hostage. Yeah, the Leo Bradley, thanks for the super sticker. While if you're being held hostage. Belial Bradley, thanks for the super stick. Wow. Delco Chris, adore the Chrissy Mayer and Carl Hamburger to the haters. Not every podcast episode is going to be like an hour, prime time special calm down.

Look, don't apologize for our haters. We're seeing all that reading the chat. Now I have to go through and read every single chat. Hey, haters. Usually everyone always likes all of us and everything we do. Yeah, never any complaints about anything before. Ever Fred Murphy best hits and comedy. Well, best of I who that's out. I come buckets. What's Archa's fav part of Isom? Bunnies plus tortoises. Obviously is massive

cock. Um, but no, in terms of the comic book. Um, so I haven't read to yet. I got it in the mail last week. So I'm excited to look into two, but for the first part, I think I saw number one. My favorite art was the entire meeting and interaction that he had with Yira.

And to me, I'm looking forward to the Saskas sisters doing Yira and learn more about that character. So that kind of those couple pages there where they had their interactions. That was my favorite part. My favorite part is like in the middle, it's like a pop up and then like a big black cock just comes out, you know, it's like a pop up book. Exactly. That was a special. I ruined the surprise. I wonder if it's expensive. Holy shit. It's crazy. You can say this strike is ridiculous, but this show makes it

painfully obvious how dependent they are on their underpaid writers while these faces slash actors are massively overpaid. Yeah, I've been blows my mind how they can't figure out how to do their own setup. And even on this thing, where this was to have no help, Colbert has his assisted there. So, and these guys are not even that old. They should have had to work a computer, yeah. Yeah. There, that old. It's a true statement.

But even when you pay 100 people on your staff or whatever, their product is retarded and stupid. There's a reason their ratings are failing. There's a reason no one's been tuning in. There's a reason no one really misses them. And it's because even with 100 people, they can't make Jimmy Kimmel look funny anymore. Go back to just having hot women on the streets rub your junk. Go back to doing black faces, Carl Malone.

That shit's funny. All right, go back 25 years, be a edgy, be funny. But now it's just, it's basically just Trump jokes. Like that's all it is anymore. Jim Sitala, hey Carl, FYI, Godfell is written by Jim Norton, Nick DePolo, Joe DeVito, and a few other comedians whose names escaped me at the moment. By the way, the staff over there is fantastic. I wasn't trying to knock him for that.

I like Godfeld. I don't think he's a comedic mastermind. I think he's a good political commentator. But let me just say, real quick, Joe DeVito. Yeah, Joe DeVito, who I met at Christie's wedding for the first time in person, is coming to Rochester, coming to Carlson, this next weekend coming up.

And I'm so pissed because we're doing a live show in Detroit. So I was going to have more to WTP and studio and do the show. We're doing a show that weekend. I know it's great. I love Joe. Did you know I learned an interesting fact today about Rochester? Ooh, do share. an interesting fact today about Rochester. Ooh, do share.

That it is the place where chicken french cheese was created. Chicken Watts. Isn't that crazy? Chicken french cheese. Are you mispronouncing? Chicken french cheese. Is it a dish or something? I don't know what that is.

Isn't it not chicken french cheese? I ain't never heard of that. Chicken french cheese. How do you say it? It's chicken fucking french cheese. We don't know what you're talking about. How would we How do you say it? It's chicken fucking change. We don't know how we say it. I don't know.

Oh my god. Don't you know any Italians? It's fucking chicken lightly. I don't know bread and fried in a lemon wine sauce. Pick and Fran, cheesy or something? Maybe. Do you say cheesy?

I don't fucking know. I've never chicken, Fran, and cease. Chicken, Fran, cheesy. All right. Someone in the channel though. I don't fucking know I've never chicken france and cease chicken france disease All right, I'm gonna choose No, let me see chicken cutlet finish with smooth white wine It's from Rochester, okay, I thought that was a fresh I've never heard of it, but I I understand I believe you it's for real Mike ox big five old white men Where's the diversity?

I'm also a friend of my coxbig. We got a couple more tour. Go the white. Get that super chat. Oh, 15 months. Remember nice. Yep. Some men know how to commit. Nielax 44, Kristian Carl are the best tag team. What about Ryan? Yeah, fuck me. No, no, Ryan's like that cool manager who cheats for us. He distracts the ref.

I'm Paul Heyman. All right. I'm Paul Heyman. That's what I'm doing right now. Who's that? It's like chicken franchise, but for girls, you wouldn't understand. Oh, my God. It's a common dish.

That's what people are saying in the chat. How do these non-italians not know? It's like, I'm fucking no. Do I look at an Italian? That's a three basic. No, you look like a tall glass of recessive jeans. Middle age crazy says, I'd watch you three breakdown stuff like this regularly.

Ooh, good to know. Wow, look at it further. That kind of money. This might happen. We're just getting started. That's right. Night time remix might have to check the exchange rate on this Carla. Yeah, New Zealand $2. What is that? What does that work out to be? That's not even real. We're going to take that reading that. You pronounce it right. Thank you. It's franchise.

Dagelbert. Uber dangle. Always look, Chrissy, and appreciate you having Ryan on. Thank you, fancy KTWL. What's that stand for? Um, kill the white one. Oh, okay, which means all of us, I guess. So, hey, Michael, see if Carla is hero, why did he wear a cow bikini? All right.

Let's not get into the W-A-T-P and creep off law on this. This is deep lore. Okay, we don't have time for this. I don't like Nagger. Ryan is my kind of guy. Yes. One nine nine. Right.

People who annoy you. He writes. And finally from dang lizard, Ryan, I think you don't realize how the media landscape has changed. Racist humor is not the solution to everything. Get out of here. We don't know that we got to try it first. We don't know. That's, that's the problem. The media landscape has changed, but people have not people. So race is humor is funny. Thank you. Thank you. I say that every single day, people still laugh at the same dumb shit that we always did. All right, let me try to send back a new clip here because there's a lot of boring anecdotes

and this might take the cake because Jimmy Kimmel's telling this story about purchasing Gary Coleman's pants and this goes nowhere and everyone's polite, they let him get it out but this probably should not have been brought up. Years ago, I bought a pair of Gary Coleman's pants off of eBay He was selling a really regular Paris wet pants that he'd owned on eBay and I got the pants paid $500 for them and there I was very disappointed because they're the length the inseam was just like a regular length You know and it wasn't what I wanted So I had them hemmed and then we did hang them in our studio where they hung for many years without anyone ever mentioning why they were there.

And then they just disappeared. I don't know where they went. I don't know who has Gary's pants. I love that story. That's a half story is what that is. I see what you do, man. Him lives the much more up. I feel like it would have been much more interesting for them to talk about how Gary Coleman

was a big Hollywood favorite because everyone could fuck a dude who was like four foot six, but it wouldn't actually be illegal as opposed to usually is for them. See what you did there. Correct. So basically the story was I overpaid for sweatpants, hung up in the studio, and then someone took them. Good stuff. Wow, he's so cool.

I can imagine there's four interesting things that happen on the man's show, then you hanging up Gary Coleman's pants, but I could be wrong. Maybe that's one exciting thing. Why would you want to sweat pants too? Like, I could see me like, okay, I'm going to buy David Letterman suit for like this memorable time where he hosted his show. I'm going to get Gary Coleman's sweatpants. So like the one time that Gary Coleman was just sitting on the couch jerking it in his

sweatpants. Like you have that memory. I don't understand. Only 500, he was jerking it up, only 500 bucks. That's a steal. Now I want to say that. I'm going to say that. We're George thinks he's buying a former celebrity's car.

John Boy, he thinks he's buying John Boy's car. And the same thing, it's just the cloud chasing never ends. He's like, I'm just going to use this as a way to bring up a celebrity name. He brings up Sarah Silverman. So speaking of that, I'm just going to use this as a way to bring up a celebrity name. Like he brings up Sarah Silverman. So speaking of that, speaking of bringing up celebrity names, they're all telling these crazy stories about dictators. And so they try to make a joke here. And again, this is just too much riffing, too much tagging. No one really knows what's going on.

My mom gave Castro a hand job once in 1975, but that's pretty. That's 75. That's 75. I thought it was that a bad year for a hand job. I thought maybe when he was up, you know, he tried out for the Yankees. He came up to New York. I thought maybe when he was in the States, she went to Cuba to get a cash draw a hand job. See, there's a lot of things that you just let die in the vine.

And for some reason, I mean, I guess it's kind of natural. Someone says something like, oh, we try to make that better and more interesting, but these things go nowhere. None of them are good at this. Yeah. Isn't that their job to have conversation with other celebrities? Is that what they do every fucking day of the week? Aren't they all screwed out?

Are they in a group chat? Like let's hear about your stories. Let's hear about the man show. I would listen to an hour of Kimmel talking about the man show. But it's just so obvious. You wouldn't wanna talk about that though. Like that's the thing, right? The way he's changed, like he's apologized for all that shit.

He doesn't want it. None of them want to talk about the things that actually made them interesting decades ago, right? Because that's they've sanitized themselves now. I don't think he can get a mint that Adam Krohlick has ever done was house to watch football. I don't think Jimmy Kimmel can even admit that. I'm like, what? You hang out with Adam Krohl and that Nazi.

He still does hang out with him. I didn't know that. I think Sally, I think there's still buds. It's so obvious to me that Kimmel wants to be Howard Stern and Kimmel is still, you know, their friends. Yeah. He doesn't know how to be funny anymore. He does, again, these guys, they don't,

nobody's riffing, they should all be riffing. Like don't they all come from an improv background? It's just, they're so out of practice, I guess. But I think Kimmel is trying desperately sound like Howard. He's running the conversation. Seth and Falon, again, they could just be riffing. I could just hear the two of them doing episode together. Let's talk about what it was like from being on SNL to having your own show. Talk about that. That would be okay. Wow, that at least taps into some nostalgia and people go, yeah, I would like to hear about S&L from when it was good. Cool. Talk about that.

It's true. These guys are always the ones that are interviewing celebrities. And by that, I mean, it's all these pre-scripted things. The celebrities know what stories they're going to tell, right? All this stuff. But it would be interesting to actually hear from them because for a lot of these guys, they haven't done that. Like, we don't know a ton about them in terms of those types of stories because they are the ones that are always talking to people now. And to be honest, Jimmy Fallon,

I don't hate him as much as I hate somebody like Jimmy Kimmel. But like, my times remembering him from SNL was just about how he would break every fucking scene. I mean, that's what was most funny about him during SNL. So I don't know how good he is going back and forth at this point anymore. He was just always a guy that would start laughing. They need that. They need that in this show because no one's laughing at it.

Jimmy just cannot wait for this to all be over so he can get hammered and do karaoke in Midtown. I think that's where he's just happiest. I think you're right. All right, so I have a couple more clips. So they get into this really long conversation about religion because I guess Seth Meyers family is, what was his mom was going to be a nun at some point. And I remember his family was part of the church.

And so he says, well, family was part of the church. And so he says, well, I've never been to church. But then he brings up the other one thinks he's Jewish. And of course, for whatever reason, John Alver and Kimmel have to get in on this. As someone who is also not Jewish, but likes the look. I have been writing that train for years. Same here, everyone thinks I'm Jewish. And I think part of it is because

I was dating Sarah Silverman. They assumed we must both be Jewish, but it's interesting how disappointed they are when I tell them that I'm not. And I just, I'm telling them that I'm not. I've never once thought Jimmy Kimmel or John Oliver were Jewish. I don't know. Is that a thing? No, definitely not John Oliver. I just don't think anyone with a British accent can be Jewish. I know that that's probably wrong But it doesn't it doesn't fit doesn't go together for me. Okay, so no John Oliver has a very boring anecdote that This leads into Or else I just remember the crazy detail for my family my great great

I think great grandfather was Queen Victoria's Chaplain and I didn't realize that until very recently but I've never done finding your roots and I never will because I don't want to learn anything else about British history on camera. This show needs direction Ryan you've been saying it Chrissy. This show needs direction. They should have sat down and said all right what should we cover in this first episode. I was talking about the writer's strike's affecting us, let's talk about old times, and that's an out, whatever it is. Instead, they all just sat there,

and someone would say something, and John Oliver goes, oh yeah, that reminds me, I learned this thing that's actually boring, and I don't know why I brought it up, sorry. It just goes nowhere. You know what they need is they need a host. Yes, like to be honest. That's actually what they need. Even though

they're supposed to be kind of rotating and Jimmy, this was Jimmy Kimmel's turn as the host, actually need a host, but they should, they should get fucking Jay Leno. They should bowl his burned ass face out of the hospital wherever after his car blew up on him. He should be the host for this. I would, I would take a melt to Jay Leno over the over these five. My favorite thing that John Oliver says is that one point he, John Oliver says to Cole Bear, you know, referencing a story. It might have been the, the hand job story. He's like, yes, tell the story slowly without forgetting any details. So that to me says, John Oliver doesn't want to be there

either because he's like, let's just run out the clock here. And even at one point Seth Myers says, and I wrote this down and I quote, nobody likes getting invited on a podcast. Like, people like getting invited fishing, nobody likes getting invited on a podcast. I'm like, all right, check. Seth doesn't want to be there. Oliver doesn't want to be there. Clearly Fallon doesn't want to be there.

And I'm sure that they just had to say to Colbert, look, can you just stop drinking children's blood for an hour and just please do this so we can all look like good people. It's very difficult. Who was it? Who said they never go on podcasts? Was that John Oliver? One of them goes, I've never gone on a podcast before.

I forgot now who it was, but yeah. I'm gonna just say that. That's not so funny about these guys. Going back to that clip I played earlier, they're like, so if you're listening to this broadcast, I mean, the set of broadcasts. So these guys are so anti the new media. They're so anti what people are actually into

because it fucks up their livelihood. And so they're having a real struggle here. Like, when we're doing a podcast, we don't like podcasts, which goes back to the point where they're like, you gotta listen to it, remember that promo, they go, you know what, you gotta do it on Spotify. It's on Spotify.

It's a test to a giant corporation. We swear to God. This is the thing where you can just download it from any kind of app. No, no, no, you have to go to Spotify and give Spotify money. And then you can listen to us because we're all corporate chills

and Pfizer's great. It's embarrassing. And take the vaccine, you get boosted. And like you guys both said before, they're all late nice hosts. But and they're all, I feel like at one point, trying to be in control, nobody's being vulnerable. Everything sounds so surfacy. Nobody's being honest truly. Nobody's diving deep on anything. We're not learning anything new. There's no real interesting nuggets.

The reason why you listen to a podcast is all, it sounds like a surfacy press junket. You just are promoting a movie or something and I'm like, do these guys think that this is good for business? Or they're just so careful because they're at such a high level, they're like, oh, we don't want to say anything like a good-oce candle. Well, they just, they despise the medium, they despise podcasts, they made that very clear and they're like, but if we have to, we'll go do it. And it doesn't work that way.

You don't respect the medium and the format, you're not going to be good at it and it shows they're like, but if we have to, we'll go do it. And it doesn't work that way. You don't respect the medium and the format. You're not gonna be good at it. And it shows. They're terrible at it. I just have one more clip. This is leading into the Ryan Reynolds Mint Mobile ad. Here we have Ryan Reynolds. Yeah.

He's giving money to our stuff basically. That is true. Yes, he is. And we're allowing it because we're talking about Mint Mobile, which he's also offered service, Mint Mobile Service for free for a year to our staff. So, and I don't know the details of that, but I know that that's the headline there. And Brian has recorded a commercial for us, and this is the first recorded commercial

for the strike force. And I think that's pretty exciting. And should we roll it? That's listen. Let's hear it. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds owner of Mint Mobile. Okay, here's my question. And I'm probably naive. I just don't understand how this works.

But Ryan Reynolds sold Mint Mobile to T-Mobile for $1.35 billion. Does he still own Mint Mobile? I think T-Mobile owns it now, right? So, that happened a couple months ago. I don't know if it's officially gone through, like stuff like that can take a little bit of time to get officially approved through everyone. Because I still know YouTubers and stuff that are running Mint Mobile ads as well. So, I don't know exactly what the status is of it, or if they're going to absorb Mint Mobile and not make it part of the team, who knows what they're going to do with it.

But yeah, you're right. Like they did do that big, big deal a couple months ago. Yeah, they're only sponsors are a company that George Clooney started and a company that Ryan Reynolds started. So it's just two companies that Ryan Reynolds started. Right. It's all Hollywood is the only thing that's doing this. And all right, I guess that's a good thing if they're trying to get money for their staff and everything like that,

but they got to figure out a way to finish this strike because the longer this drags out, the more people are gonna realize that nobody cares. It's gonna go badly. It's gonna go badly. It's going to go badly. I was looking for the clip because the most interesting part of this whole podcast for me was the moment and Ryan mentioned this earlier is, you know, I'm like, hmm, why these guys are rich as fuck?

Why are they paying for their staff out of their own pockets like more so? And Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, they contacted Kimmel and they wanted to pay their staff for two weeks. And Kimmel ultimately said, no, like, oh, it's not your responsibility. And I was like, wow, to me, that just says, Kimmel wants all he wants all the attention. He wants all the praise for doing this podcast. And I wonder, I'm like, okay, if Ryan Reynolds is a sponsor and Clooney is a sponsor. How much of that does Spotify get a cut of that I was wondering about. In the ad, it was just funny. Ryan Reynolds says, oh, we don't need any of you late night hosts.

And I'm like, I wonder if that's, you know, a little bit true, like a little bit like, haha, it's a joke, but it's true. And then I don't know, I just feel like Kimmel really fucked his staff and he just wanted to be the hero and I feel like most importantly, he is just, Jimmy Kimmel is doing this so he can ingratiate himself a Spotify, possibly set up a deal either for future lockdowns or after retirement from late night, you know,

and he just wants us to be his future. So he can do this from home, just like Howard. And to me, it just, I think he's taking advantage of the whole strike situation. He mentioned that he wants to retire soon. Jimmy Kim will mention that pretty early on in the show. And so I think there might be some truth to that. And you pointed out before we started the show, do you think that they think there's going to be another lockdown on the horizon?

And so the kind of because they're in the elite, they would be first to know they would be first to get the email from Schwab and be like, there's another lockdown coming. Get your toilet paper now. I don't know why he's French, but it's like you're it's like you're chicken dish or whatever. But I think that if he wanted to do that, he's kind of missed the opportunity. Spotify within the last what six months has cut a lot of their big celebrity deals,

whether it's that Jamel Hill deal they did. The Meghan Markle, Prince Harry deal with the big deal out of that because they did a lot of money on big name people to do podcasts. And really the only one that's paying off is Joe Rogan. Like everybody else, they've decided to cut and run from those deals. So I don't know. I don't know what he's going to get out of this. Yeah.

That whole thing is having a Spotify exclusive show. I don't think works. It does. Obviously for Joe Rogan, who is the number one guy can pull that off and And maybe to some degree caller daddy Alex Cooper is doing okay on there I'm not sure I don't hear a lot from her these days. Yeah, yeah But that whole thing where you're not allowed for yourself on YouTube and other podcasts asked for most people listen to podcasts Spotify is not the number one place people listen to podcasts on so it seems like a really bad idea to have a show that's only in one channel. The timing is horrible. I feel like the Spotify bubble sort of burst after Rogue and certainly Megan Markle was a big expensive lesson for Spotify. Megan and Harry were going to do this

whole podcast series together. They spent so much money on them. I forgot the name of the podcast they were doing, but it got to a point where Megan couldn't even do her own interviews. She, you know, she'd have her assistants do the bulk of the interviewing and then she would record something small from home. She couldn't even show up. It was archetypes. Yeah. Yeah. Archetypes. It was so bad that what they would do is they would have her assistant interview someone and then they would Record her asking the questions of AC like she was having a conversation with this person and she was not Terrible it doesn't work. That's not what podcasting is at all They're all just like almost funny all these guys and

It's a lesson for me. It's like Okay, let's say exactly. I don't fault them for being millionaires, just like you guys said earlier, but look at somebody like Rogan. You're like, okay, he's a millionaire too, but why is he better and down to Earth still? And the lesson is don't just hang out

with all fellow elites, you know? Like you can't just get to this point where you're hanging out with your level and above for networking reasons. Like you become added touch from regular people so quickly. And I just feel like not that long go Jimmy Fallon was kind of of the people still. And it's just, I think it's just a good. That's not that hard.

Just ask your gardener if they watch late nights. Ask your gardener. Ask the chef. Talk to your housekeeper. Ask your housekeeper. Maybe the daddy. Talk to your housekeeper. Ask your housekeeper, maybe the daddy. People raising your kids. And when they go to the doctor's office at midnight on a Tuesday,

if they happen to catch the late night shows, let's speak out there. Hey, sometimes we don't have time to go to a doctor until real late at night. I can't. You get in a fucking black market of Borschen and like a red state he's talking about. Okay, it's a plan to Her parent, are you happy?

No, I wouldn't put a pass there. So all right. So Chris, he doesn't understand how life works, but she does understand how super chats work. I do that. I do understand. Let's go to I came to laugh at you.

Oh, good. At least someone did. Didn't Colbert write an act on the Dana Carvey show? How can he not write anything new? Oh, Colbert has done a lot of great things. And including the Colbert rapport. When that first started up after the Daily Show, I thought that show was fantastic.

I think everyone really liked him on there. Yeah, really playing a part like he was just playing a character in that. And that's kind of why it worked. And now that we have just Stephen Colbert being Stephen Colbert It's extremely not funny. It's so funny. Everyone liked him when he was making fun of Bill O'Reilly And he was doing the Bill O'Reilly character and then as soon as he showed up to a network on CVS He's like, hey, by the way, I'm Stephen Colbert. It's like nah He was the counter to what Stewart was doing. Obviously Stewart was letting his like true like political slant come through the entire time he was doing that.

Colbert did kind of the opposite. So it worked. It worked very well for them to have, you know, political base comedy and you're mocking one side, but you're actually presenting that side while you're mocking it at least in some way. And it was stuff for everybody. Now that is not the case. Yeah, the show now, I think Bill would say fucking things sucks. I agree, Bill. From nighttime remix, 2NZD equals three Japanese Fuku U. It's currency humor. Okay, that was stupid. Thank you. Michael Michael Gavin Ali show we need a WATP

Chrissie mayor and Michael Gavin Ali cross. No, wait. We're gonna serve himself into that. Thanks Michael Gavin Ali. That's thank you. Day one we have real money sure you do. Thank you. Call me a home ride. Do y'all think Kimmel Stern know they are lame now? I don't think they know.

No. They don't, they don't talk to anybody who would acknowledge that they are. You know, they don't, you're talking about it earlier, they only stay within their bubble. You know, especially Stern. So I know a lot about Howard Stern.

I've watched the whole evolution of this. I know people who worked on the staff and talk to a lot of them howard went from a guy who had people on the staff who would push back and he would get them into studio and they would disagree with them and they'd have disagreements that doesn't exist at all anymore how we're certain won't even listen to someone who has a different opinion about anything so he's definitely in a bubble where he's just like i only want to be praised and i want to hear anything else

Yeah, unless you're gonna praise me or perm my hair. I'm not interested. Right I'll sit bear you three play well off each other. I'd watch this every week. Ooh Thank you, and I will wear this top every week I'll sit bear it again the fish five will never be funny because there's things that they're not willing to say for a laugh They've lost their edge That's why you three are funny and right. We're not hearing enough honesty from these guys like they probably have it within them They have some juicy shit some funny stories, but they're just so careful. There's so many rules in Comedy now. It's unbelievable. There's certain people you can make fun of white man And there's a bunch of people you can't make fun of everyone else

And it kind of makes it hard to navigate if you're actually right funny jokes Mm-hmm cool-cut casting late-night host contractually obligated to be gay that explains a lot possible Dave Sarah hell yeah Gary looks different. Why do you think is Gary? Hey, Dave? Oh, there's got to be car. Okay. G JJ don't want to go on a pocket equals Joe Rogan does a want me on. Oh, good points. Is that true? Maybe because yeah, I forget who said John Oliver, I thought, goes, yeah, I won't go on a pocket. It's like, well, if a

show like Joe Rogan asked you how do you might want to do that? Cause that's a pretty big audience. Or even Tim cast, or even like a Friday night tights. You know, it's like, yeah, that. But Joe, all over on Tim cast, that would not go out. Oh, ah. I would love to see him on just for Tim to just interrupt him the whole time.

That would be fun. That would be fun. I'd listen to it for sure. Oh my God, thank you so much. Jay Showa Shobok. I'm going to try. Hold. Oh my God. Thank you so much. J. Schwachelbach. Hold on. Schwachelbach. Hold on.

I hit this for us. Yeah. Super chats. Thank you very much. That's amazing. Definitely. Thank you, J. Schwachelbach. Thank you, Schwachelbach.

You want to read this one, Ryan? Sure. My favorite part of Isom is when he whips it out and just peas on his haters. That's why I'm changing my name to Schwalbackski, a Polish black man who can take a joke. Why no rumble stream labs or locals or I would give more.

Oh, that is answer for you. I'm not on live streaming to rumble today. It will copy to rumble, but I probably could just could and should set that up. You might as well just pull the Mitch McConnell and not set anything there, because that was a fun thing. I should have just done a reboot, a silent reboot,

like Mitch McConnell. No, here's the deal, is rumble, I like streaming on rumble, but like if I don't take the time to set up a brand new live stream, you can't just attach it like you can with like YouTube, which is a little bit of a pain. Yeah. Yeah. We're not learning anything new was the review for which podcast all the podcast thing lizard. We're not here to learn stuff. Mongo, Mongo likes boobs and hates boring celebrities. Well, you're in the right place Can I place up for mango real quick? Yes, because mango is one of our guys. Yes, it's own jingle

Thanks for the super chat Mongo even though toki is well on his way to a prime time network soon. We appreciate the support. Thanks, Manga. Wow, what do you have to do to get your own sound effect? I assume give money. A lot of it. Very good, Ryan.

You figure that out quickly. You should let me figure it out. I would have eventually. From them all, honest and shououli fakes Super Chats, I don't think so. I don't know anything about that. I'd be happy to address that, because I do have some knowledge on that.

Shouli's show, well, Shouli's YouTube channel got taken down for two weeks, and people think it's because they were faking Super Chats that came up during their show Monday night. But, and I don't know if that's true or not, but I do know that the reason why they got the strike was for a violence on animals. Someone put in some type of report on them for that.

And because I've seen the back screen grab and everything like that and I actually talked to people who work on that show Before it was announced to everyone else. So it just seems really odd That you two went along with that because there was no violence or animals on any of their streams was bizarre Okay, I see Chris scores in the chat and he's really fucking hammered apparently Chris Oh Chris if you've seen the strike force.5, I'm going to send you a link.

Dang, Lizard, the only podcast I played on Spotify is the Peepod. Oh, yeah. That was a podcast I did with Kaya and Doug Moose Wright, where we would just take a leak into the toilet. That was the whole episode. Oh, wow. Yeah, I didn't last very long, but people enjoyed it. You've You gotta be hydrated for that. The artist's friendly notice, Chad. Love you guys. FKB, he's such a baby. Thanks, Chad.

I forgot all about Chad. The good Reverend Sheetstein, nine minutes of scat on screen with Dee Snyder today. Yes, I saw Stuttering John at Dee Snyder on. I was blown away. I bumped into Dee Snyder once when I was at Series XM and he said, oh, hey, he said, hey, like he recognized me and

and that was years ago and still to this day. I'm like, who the fuck did he think that I was? Because it was just being nice. Oh, you know what? Maybe that's just like what

he does to be nice. Yeah, like imagine of like a guy like that just walks around treats people like that. Like they like they are really important. He knows guy like that just walks around and treats people like that, like they're really important. He knows everybody. And then you walk away with that feeling about him.

It's like, oh my gosh, what an amazing guy. That's a good point. I'm going to start doing that. It's the opposite of how I treat people every day. So maybe I should start doing that too. Give him the old snider treatment. Chris Gore, one night nine dragon con. Chris Gore is at dragon con. I think in Atlanta right now and he's out drinking. Oh Oh gosh, where are you at Chris? Where are you drinking? Thank you Jesus for the five and

Dave Sarah Thanks for the super chat Dave Sara dislikes Brian Johnson so much he won't even listen to Back in Block. It is pronounced Dave Sarah, I found out, but our jingles department thought I was Dave Sara. But he still wants to hear it. That sounds almost exactly like the Mongo one.

You notice that same music. Yeah, just a little observation. Good point. Okay, what else did I have here? I okay, this, they were, there's so many favorite parts of this. At one point, all the guys are talking about how they kind of, oh, because it comes up because Seth Meyers is like, well, I have a lot of swag and merch from different shows. Like, if shows that have been canceled, or different late night shows, or shows that got off the air. And then I think Oliver starts saying, anytime there's a first episode of a late show,

I always watch it and I always feel grace for them because I know what it's like. Something to that effect. And I was like, they were talking about how hard running a first episode of a new talk show is. And I was like, oh my God, are these guys running cover for Lilly Singh? Because they say at one point, like I love short-lived

late night talk shows. And I'm like, Lilly Singh was the worst one of the bunch. Like it was, I think it was just one season or maybe it was one season cut short. And it was just absolutely fucking horrible. It's when they thought they could take, you know, a very popular YouTuber and put them on, give them a late night TV show and think that that was. See that show? They mean they're running cover for their first episode of their dog shit podcast. Maybe that's true. That's true. It's, it's It's so funny when you talk about late night shows, it didn't work. I think of Chevy Chase, I think of Magic Johnson.

I guess I'm showing my age here because you brought up any I've never heard of. And I guess that's, yeah, there you go. I'm not the only one who thought that. Dude, I think they bring up, I think they bring up the Magic Johnson show. Kim will suggest at one point he was offered a job as the announcer on the magic hour. I don't know if you guys listened up to this part. I did not get that part.

Oh, okay. Do you have it? Do you want to play it? I don't know exactly where it is, so I would only just be. Okay, that's why I leave you just on the list. You can just tell us. Okay.

So Kimmel brings up, because Kimmel loves to name drop and brag. And this is his baby. And this is his show. And he's always in charge. So he starts by saying like, Oh, you know, I was, I think I was offered a job as the announcer for the magic hour, which was this magic Johnson show. And then Colbert goes, no, actually, I was offered the announcer job at the magic hour. And it was, it was, and then Colbert goes, oh, Jim Sharp called me up and then it just was such a glaring example of like Colbert, like big-dicking him in real time. No shit.

It was brutal. See, again, to Ryan's point earlier, if these guys were just fighting with each other and just talking about their shows better than, oh, yeah, you think your show's good? What about that interview? Do it with so and so that would be very interesting. They're contentious out of here. That'd be great. It'd be awesome. Like if they actually did that, it would be great. It would be funny and entertaining. People would love to see that. Do get your assistant to pull clips of their worst interviews and their worst bits and then

bring those to the show and be like, hey Jimmy Kibble, what were you thinking when you did this? So they'll just play the clip and put them out the spot. That would, I would listen to that. You'd call them all on blackface one. Yeah. Be like, hey Jimmy, you know, when you dressed up as Carl Malone, did he know that he impregnated a 13 year old at the time? Or, you know, was that just a benefit?

You know what I'm like? That would be funny stuff on their podcast. I think Ryan should be a guest on this show. Book Ryan for your show, guys. That's what I'm thinking. Like, should we email them with some questions? Yes. I think that could be cool. Everyone should. They're just going to have their personal assistance go through it. That's true. And take the Ole Miss chip. That's true. Good point. And that's what they're going to do. Yeah, who is the most famous person you've met?

Eh. It's Steve Mark, really that cool? Yeah, he is. Oh, God. Doc Morris, Ryan Kimmel is not an animal. He's a human being. Human being. A human being.

Yeah, thank you. Human being. Good Reverend Sheetstein pretend there's an extra oh for another drop. I don't know. I don't know if that's drop worthy. Thank you though. Because then the people it'll become less special. Chuck Beck, great job, Aletus Pricks

paying. It does seem like an Aletus Prick type show. The good Reverend Sheetstein again, best celebs show. Hyle Honey, I'm home starring Hitler. I would watch that. That's pretty good one. So the good Reverend Sheetstein, I think we glossed over this earlier and who's talking about what happened on John's show. Did I haven't seen it yet?

But what this guy does is he changes out his avatar as scat porn and John has bad vision so he doesn't see it. So still doing John will bring up his thing And I'll leave it up there for five six seven minutes. It's just a guy shooting into another guy's mouth I think that might be because the terms of service for you to but all right do what you got to do there John That's horrible. Yeah, it's not great. I Don't get done. It's what I want to know too, is like, why didn't they have on Ryan, Ryan Reynolds as a guest? Why didn't they have on George Clooney as a guest?

Because it's just- That wasn't infinitely more interesting. No, those people have better things to do with their time. Are you kidding me? Ryan and George have better things to do. No, they can't act right now. Yeah, but it's not like they're acting. I guess they're just doing business deals.

Yeah. No, they've actually been smart and they decided, hey, you know what, this has to be, isn't gonna work forever. Maybe I'll start up some businesses and it's working out very well for both of them. I have to say. Play the high note. Carl on FNT when Carl, yeah,

you know a lot about nerdy shit and cultural issues. I don't know if that's true. I got the glasses for it. I do. What are your favorite nerd franchises? a lot about nerdy shit and cultural issues. I don't know if that's true. I got the glasses for it. I do. What are your favorite nerd franchises? So I used to have, if you remember, Chris, I think you were over my house when I had this.

I used to have Star Wars skateboard decks and the blister packs on the wall behind me. And I eventually said I should probably, yeah, I was like eventually, I should probably like brand my show more since I'm on YouTube and stuff like that. So I am a grown man. No.

I was born the year. Trady Mott for a neon cactus. Yeah, we need a cactus as a reference to another package or we make fun of. But I was born the year that the first Star Wars movie came out. And so I've always been into the Star Wars. Other than that, I don't know if I'm going to do a lot of nerdy things. I'm not sure. What would be an example?

Like, do you find interesting, like, the movies that come out or like the, the Avengers franchise at all or really like DC Marvel? I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 3 because I was taking an airplane to Florida on JetBlue and they had it on them. I'm like, all right, I got time to go. I'll watch Garry's the Galaxy 3. Have you and they had it on there. I'm like, all right, I got time to go. I'll watch Gary's at Galaxy Three. Have you guys seen that movie? I have, yeah.

It's the best thing Marvel's come out within a while. Well, they should sucks, but it was not a fun movie. It was a brutal movie to watch. It's so stupid. And I'm wondering, am I getting too mature for this or are they just getting dumb? Because the major villain in the movie, this is just one of the problems I had with that.

The major villain in the movie has this machine where you can put different animals through millions of dollars of evolution, millions of years of evolution in just moments. And lo and behold, everything turns into a human, which is not how evolution works at all. So, you know, you throw a bunny rabbit in there and now it's a person rabbit. You throw a polar bear in it, now it's a person bear. You throw, and then he creates this whole earth where everything on this earth are different people, but they're actually animals that have evolved into the... It doesn't make any sense.

And there's like a ghetto, there's like a ghetto and shit. Yeah. Who wrote this? James Gunn did, but did anyone just go, well, do we want adults to enjoy this? Or no, because this is so stupid, doesn't make sense. I was really hoping that at the end, he was gonna peel off his mask

and it was gonna turn out he's actually wearing black face the whole time. He's still wearing black face. That's what I was hoping. That would have been a good reveal. Yeah, and then the whole thing about friendship, the whole movie was about making friends and having friends. It was like my little pony,

I'm like, what is going on right now? I thought it was watching a superhero movie. This is basically how it's- Basically I was like a dumbledore and Harry Potter scene with Rocket Raccoon, like the white where he met that fucking otter or whatever. Light. Like in the afterlife. Yeah.

And then the bad guy from the first scene comes back and now he's buddies with all of them and they're all doing a group hug and he's just like, hey, I'm part of the gang now, right? It felt like Sesame Street. I'm like, what the fuck am I watching right now? Anyway, I'm not into superhero movies. Okay, better not have Carl and Fenty. All right, thanks, though, Dan. I appreciate it.

Oh. Maybe not the place for me. You will be fine. Nighttame remakes 15 minutes on Surf Rock Riffs. Now they're not gonna talk about, for sure. Riffs or riffs? Well, I guess riffs without the T. Yeah. Yeah, what's what it should be? What's an example of the surf rock band?

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and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and streaming good stuff. Yeah, just incredibly depressed, yes. You're depressed? No, I'm just fucking around, I'm good. Don't fucking actually be concerned. It's not like I'm, it's not like I'm, what's that mother fucker's name? Who's the guy that trolled you on Dimpcast?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit, yes. Have you heard about oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Simpcast the other night is like, hey guys, I'm really ready

to get back into the dating market. My wife is in the picture, my kids aren't in the picture anymore. And I just want some advice. Chrissy takes five minutes and explains, this is what I really think you should do, very heartfelt advice. I'll produce single dad on the market. And someone's like, I just looked that guy up and I think it's a troll.

He's a murderer. Fucking murdered his entire fucking family. Oh, that's all right. No one knows WWE lore. Chrissy, that's all right. Don't expect a woman to know that shit. I wouldn't. Unbelievable.

That's funny though It was great. Jacobo. Let's see those hogs Chrissy hogs See what why do only fans when I can enjoy it all right here on YouTube? Oh my goodness, yeah, exactly speaking only fans Yes, are you friendly with Karen Fien? I used to be best friends with her. We came up and comedy together. And then like, she just like wrote me off, like, well, years ago at this point.

So I always kind of have like, I have like an old friend wound there, but I enjoyed your review of her podcast. Yeah, I just feel like she's it seems like she bought like a really nice new house from her, you know, at home money. So I'm proud of her for that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, no, her place looks like it's pretty nice. If you want to check out so Karen Fien does not like me. I went on chip show years ago. And Karen was on there and just made it very clear She did not like me for whatever reason so we reviewed her show only fians And that's what I'm using right now. I mean personally and I saw her on your show

Not I mean maybe a couple years ago where you like to know Carl from who this guy goes. Yeah, I don't like him She's she's for what I'm not like me. I don't know what I did do her, but she's not a fan I didn't understand I don't know what I did do her, but she's not a fan. I Understand I don't understand yeah, I've tried reaching out to her like many times over the years And like I guess I have a hard time believing just like people have fucking completely written me off like a lot of people so But I have you guys right? We still love you. No, she sucks Karen fiend sucks But she's got a house from only fans good for her good for her.

She's living her best life. Well this was good guys should we do this again if they put out another episode or do we hate ourselves. I'm into it honestly because I want to see where they go from here. I got to imagine they're going to make some course corrections for episode two, right? You like maybe not do it. You know what happened? What if they actually recorded episode two right after episode one? Oh, that's possible. That's very possible.

Like, do not put it past them. That's why they might not talk about any like relevant topics or anything, and they're not going to be on video. So I don't know. Right, there was nothing topical really discussed. And that's a good point because a lot of these Hollywood types are like, let's bang out five episodes in a day because I'm on vacation.

You know, I got places to go. I don't wanna be doing this every Thursday or whatever they have to do it. But I also don't want anybody to come up to me and say, how are you enjoying the vacation? Right, I do not want to do it, but I also don't want anybody to come up to me and say how are you enjoying the vacation? Right. I want to do that obviously Yeah, it's just the biggest is amazing. I'm like wow, they're really broadcasting how out of touch they all are Which is great how well of a thing are Chrissy? This has been fun. It was great meeting you Ryan and Chrissy

Thanks for bringing us together for this. This was a great idea and I never I never podcasted on a Saturday night like this, but this has been a lot of fun Me either usually I have something to do like plans, but this was a Urgent we had to urgently review this true Uh, oh Matt. Oh a couple more snuck in Matthew Hammond. Did you see that people at Burning Man have run out of food and are Rating other people that be that came prepared. Man have run out of food and are rating other people that that came prepared? This is a repeat of fire festival. Oh, Lord. Apparently it was a big storm or something that happened there. And I, like, a lot of people are stranded, some bullshit. I don't really care. I think I'll die. I don't either.

They can die. That's what you get. You wanted the whole Burning Man experience. There you go. And they're going to do another fire festival. They've already pre-sold a ton of gifts. That's not gonna fucking happen. When I'm booking a single. Yeah, that is such horseshit. I don't know that guys allowed to even do that. Still people's money yet again.

And this is... Well, in MacFarlane, yeah, he's out of jail and ready to roll. I don't know how that's even possible. But as far as the Burning Man thing goes, like you could take my food and my water, just don't take my drugs, that would really bump me out. I'm not, I'm not gonna say don't take my freedom.

No, just don't take my drugs, I brought those mushrooms for me, asshole. Did you know, you probably did know this, Carl, did you know, at my wedding, there were a bunch of people on my rooms. Including, because he admitted this, so I think I can say this, Alex Stein, which I was like, really? I am thinking, wow, everyone's having a great time at the wedding. We did such a good time. We did. We did love a great time at your

wedding. We looked a great band, the food, everyone's enjoying the food. Wow, we really did the tables right. No, everyone was just micro dosing. Yeah, no, I'm not micro. And it was funny. I saw Alex talking about that on a show. He just goes, well, I don't drink and everyone was drinking. So, you know, someone offered me some and there weren't even other drugs circulating at your wedding as well. I was so nervous to do a brand new hard drug at a special event like that. I would just, I'd be nervous with a bunch of people around, you probably don't know or whatever, maybe that's why they did it because they were anxious, you know?

Well, I would say a good, a lot of people there knew each other. I think that's part of why it was fun. We did our first live show in Chicago a couple of years ago and one of my family members decided to take acid for the first time. Oh no. And our live show was just like, huh, that's usually a thing.

Like you get with your friends and go out to the woods or something. And you know, your first time taking acid, it's more of a ritual. It's not just like, yeah, I'll do that. That's cool. Why not? It's crazy.

It's like, I don't know. I just don't want to know because one time I was on my friend's boat and like a couple hours into the boat ride. He's like, I'm on acid. I'm like, you're the captain. You're driving like, what? Be careful.

Restlam, Isaiah, you guys have my view, no matter your stance on pineapple on pizza. I am for it. Your for it is, get out of my sight. I'm against it in principle. Like if you're gonna have a bunch of shit on it and then pineapple is one of those things, and it's acceptable, like Gary from NerdRodic has this fucking wild pizza that he only uses

because he abused drugs when he was younger and his taste buds are fucking shy. That is a good thing. Like, I get why he puts all that random shit. When you have that much stuff and Pineapple is just in the mix, it doesn't matter too much. All right, here's my take on it. I really like anchovies. Tell me if I'm wrong about this, but a lot of us do the Hawaiian pizza,

which is pineapple and ham. Here's what I do. Pineapple and bacon. Try it. That's better than pineapple and ham. 100%. Because bacon is just better than ham. Yes, 100%.

Do you think now they have to change the Hawaiian pizza, so now just light the whole thing up fire? Yeah, it just burnt to a crisp. Yeah, it's just burnt. This one is too authentic for me. I want to send it back. Student with a direct energy weapon until it's burnt to a crisp.

It took one day for me to start seeing those memes. But here's your pineapple pizza, just a black rock. Oh, no. So this is the first, we're at the first people to figure that one out. I thought I was having a big brain moment. I guess I'm not a Nim Rob. Karen doesn't like white guys.

Carl deal. I'm over it. It's fine. She likes MMA fighters. Chuck Morris. I'm having a hard time finding Chrissy Mayor diving videos because I I did it at a time that was like social media was like in its infancy.

Thank God. They're all on an old Kim quarter somewhere. Don't go looking for that. I still hold the record by the way at my college. All right, all right. Enough about me. This was a great show. Hopefully we will do this again if there is an episode to Ryan tell the good people what's coming up for you this week and where to follow you? If you just search Ryan Kennel or RK Outpost on a platform, once you scroll through the endless hate content, you'll find me, you'll find my channel. So yeah, I mean, I do a live stream for myself on my channel at 5 30 Eastern PM on on Sundays. So that's where I'll be doing tomorrow. And then each and every day Geeks and gamers daily on the Geeks and Gamers channel at 11

a.m. Eastern and Friday night tights every Friday afternoon, not night anymore every Friday afternoon for Friday night tights. Thanks for having me on. This is fun Friday afternoon tights. This was so fun. Carl. Who are these? Who are these?

Com is where you can go to find all the stuff. All the links to all of our different things. We recorded this show earlier today. It'll be out tomorrow on our major feed. And that is a show called Welcome to My Vagina. It's two women who talk about getting heavy periods, which I'm sure you enjoy. Chris, it's a good episode.

That did my buddy, Woody Polino today. But you should just call it heavy flow. That would have been better. Yeah, that's a good podcast. That's not a bad idea. For a even flow. Nothing even about these two. So that is, where are you find podcasts,

where are these podcasts? We have a lot of fun. It's pretty much Jacktober, but in podcast form, at least that's what it's based on. And if you want to support us, we do two bonus episodes every single month. Go to patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? Amazing.

And lastly, David Sullivan, Chrissy, I didn't know you kept livestock. Where do you keep your hogs? Again, thank you. I'll just say thank you. Guys, you can see me in LA. I'm going to LA flying to LA on Monday for the first time.

Since the pandemic, I'll be with Lila Hart and Keanu Thompson at the Pineapple Hill Saloon next Friday and Saturday. Special guest Nick Searsie will be on Friday. Special guest Perry Caravello will be on Saturday. So comment at who like any of those people. It's going to be who I'm doing a lot of special podcast appearances while I'm in LA. Oh, I have to ask. Are you going to see my, my buddy's dick and Vita would all are you going to be hanging out with them? I, okay. So before

all this drama pop dog, I invited Dick to come to the comedy show. I haven't talked to him in a while. I don't know if he's still okay. I had a feeling maybe there was an issue with that at these days. A long time ago, I also asked Dick came to the last time when I was in Pasadena doing the Elk Slodge, he came out to that show. I remember that. Yeah. But no veto. So I don't think, I don't know, I don't consider veto a real comedian. So I think he shies away from like actually going to shows because it's a reminder that he's not really performing. He's a weirdo. And he has to buy two seats. So, yeah, expensive.

Yeah. Um, it was annoying. Today, I was just, I was trying to defend free speech and the fact that like nothing should be off limits in comedy. And then I get these responses like, oh, you're a veto sympathizer. That means you coastline everything he ever does. And like, no, that's not what I'm saying, but just people are retarded.

The thing is, it's, if there's a, if there's some sort of line, people are gonna draw it in different places. That's the reality, right? If there's a line for comedy, people will draw it in different places. And that's how people end up coming after somebody from a Malaysian Airlines joke.

That's how someone comes after me for seeing Mexicans are sneaky, right? They are. When you draw that line, you see, I think it's acceptable to draw the line for comedy. Everyone's going to arbitrarily draw it at different places. Everyone's not going to think the same way you do. Well, this is the only thing that should be off limits. So if you are, or jokes, then hey. And that's the thing. If I tell a lot of off-color jokes that

are racist transphobic like the whole nine, but I also feel like I've earned a lot of good faith in my whatever friends family community. Whatever. Go down on chicks. You can make those jokes. I get it. Hey, no, I mean like off stage, I think I'm generally a good person that way anytime a joke that I do crosses the line. I feel like I have people who have my back, but if you spend your life cultivating enemies, you can't be shocked when you stay something like say and do things that cross the line.

And then you're like, oh wait, nobody, there's no support, everyone fucking hates me. It's like, yeah, that's, you make bad decisions. decisions. That's gonna happen. Mark random. Are you listening? Oh my god. I'm not saying anything controversial or anything profound right now, but I think it's been lost on a whole generation or maybe two generations of people that freedom of speech means defending speech you hate. It means literally defending people who say things that you disagree with. That's what that is. People you don't like or respect.

Correct. They're allowed to say whatever the fuck they want to say as well. And right now I'm in a world where everyone's getting their channels banned and people are putting strikes on them and trying to ruin people's Shows and I fucking hate that shit. Well people talk. Everyone's allowed to talk. You don't have to listen to it. You don't have to like it. Yeah. Now if you think that someone's not joking, right, if you think that someone's not joking

and that they're being serious or whatever, like that's your opinion that they're not joking and it's your, you can go after them and criticize them for whatever. Right. But when it comes to jokes, we end up on the opposite side of this all the fucking time from people who they were laugh along with everything we fucking said until we mentioned something that tangentially involved them or something that they personally got offended by. Right. And then they want to shut you up.

So. Good point. Jay, our Brian is right about those people. Yeah. Okay. So I'll be in a like next week. They are sneaky. My God, they came after me so hard too.

They're like, oh, she's so racist. And I was like, none of these people saw the movie. I was like, you're actually proving our point on how fucking dumb you are because they're basically saying, like, good, we're all just stereotyped. I'm like, we're calling it stereotypical. We're calling it racist. Their brains are breaking.

But anyway, I will be in May-Pack, New York, for a really great fundraiser show. September 23rd, but you know, Bisconti and Anthony Cumia get tickets for that. Tickets are almost getting to a place where they're getting low. So get in on that if you're in the upstate New York peak skill, Putnam area, go to my website, ChrissyMayor.com. And then in October 21st, I'll be in Minnesota doing a show.

And I think make her Kate is going to be hosting her opening and doing something there. He's going to figure out how to do comedy. I like that. I love this because he's. It's going to be all p do comedy. I like that's I love this because he's it's gonna be all pito jokes He's told me some of his ideas. It's fun though. I'm trying to get Ryan I want to get you to do stand up. I want to get see still to do stand up. I fucking I'm gonna turn everyone

Anyway for tickets guys go to my website Chrissy mayor dot com and of course tomorrow is Simpcast at 9 p.m. Eastern. So tune in for that. We got Tree of Logic, Melanie Mack, Leigh Ann Star, and Steph, the alternate. So I will see you guys. Get Tree of Logic on. That's gonna be wild.

She is so, I mean, she's a riot. She's spicy as fuck. Everybody fall, Carl. Farrell, Farrell, Carl. Fall, Carl. Fall, Carl. Farrell for all girl. Fall girl. For all guys. I'm having a stroke.

Follow girl. Follow Ryan. It's because it's a hundred degrees in this room. We can wrap it up. That's enough plugs. We got it. All right. Thanks guys.

This has been fun. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Okay. Folks. Guess what? He's the episode's over!