Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep443 - F#cking Moms

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

I would like to introduce you all to Kris and Crystal, two women who talk about sex and sexuality by bringing up their children and siblings. Well actually that’s just the attractive one. The woman who you don’t want to see naked tells you all about her privates. TMI. Trucker Andy swings by to show us clips of these ladies watching a show that’s actually interesting. I call that cheating but I’ll let it slide. Cringe of the Week is the preview of a new show dropping next week. Then we hear Tower Gang’s response to our critique, Stuttering John demands that I address Shuli’s prank on him, John lies about Dan Falato after talking to him on the phone, Kevin Brennan thinks reporting channels is “capitalism,” and we all try to catch an alien. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and if you check anywhere in our discord, but specifically in the meetup channel or my Twitter, I'll let you guys know where we're gonna be. Okay, I had having PTSD remembering how hard I went, the day before the show. And we had all the rest of my weekend. That's right. You were so hung over the next day.

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We encourage our listeners to go ahead and give us a five star review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you review Podcasts that will shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Fucking Moms. This was a suggestion from Andy. We both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Crystal and Chris with a K. Crystal is an intimacy coach and a simple, siphon guide.

Oh, really? I didn't know that. She's a single mother of one teenage lad and brings a beautiful spiritual and open-minded energy to the podcast, Chris is a housewife and food blogger. Yeah. Crystal looks exactly the way you think a hippie in a mousy coach would look. Yes, that's exactly what she looks like. I agree. So I watched an episode that was called,

I think it was called Dix. Oh, okay. It's all about penises. These two ladies are gonna tell us all about penises. It starts up with a cold open. And the cold open you guys is really funny stuff, because it's all these euphemisms for penis, which is just hilarious. Willie Wacker. Lingam.

Hammer. Magic stick. Skin flute. Sausage. Love muscle. Pork sword. Hello. Hi. Hi.age. Love muscle. Pork sword. Hello.

Hi. Hi. Hi. These women are quite taking with themselves. Oh, you notice that? Oh, they are having the most fun ever. Oh, they have a lot of fun with this stuff. Do you notice how heavily edited that was?

Yes. I could just do that in one take. No. Think of the same thing. We're always bitching about how people don't edit. Why did they edit that? It must have really sucked. Yeah. Well, everything is edited on this show.

And they also talk about, they want to get notoriety on YouTube, but they think the algorithm is against them because of the content that they talk about. So today we're talking about the, the private areas of men. Can we say penis? Yes, we can say penis. So today we're talking about the Private areas of men. Can we say penis? Yes, we can say penis. Okay, so maybe we should stick to penis. Yeah, okay We're gonna stick with penis. I think you can say dick Because it's a name. It's a man's name. There's people named dick But I wonder if the you chamber algorithm is smart enough to be like, hmm

I'm gonna put that word together and that word together. And then they'll know what we're talking about. And then they'll be like, no, no, we're not gonna promote your video. Okay. Can we say penis? Is that okay? Would we twelg? Let's say whatever you want. I don't think it's a penis or dick on here. And then I'll answer the question of what are we twelg with this next clip. Okay, we're calling it heinous. To the word cock. I think everybody's got to think it's cock. Because it's cock. Favorite word. Cock is cock.

Right. Good one. God. Now here's the thing. These women have less than 3,000 subs on YouTube. This video has 120,000 views. So they complained about the algorithm. I have more questions about that.

Obviously this is working. Naming your episode Dix and policies and all the different titles they come out with. No one wants to subscribe. They're not interested in it. I don't think they're watching much of it. But it's obviously working for the algorithm. Oh yeah.

That would have to say. Well good for them. But they did seem to say that their viewership is overwhelmingly male, which I was surprised by. I don't believe it, but well, I guess I do believe it. They said 76% of the viewers are men, but what I'd like to see, because the one girl's attractive, Chris, yeah. What I'd like to see is you can look on your YouTube analytics

and look at the sense of people who are watching the video over time. So it's a graph that's depressing, because it's like, whoop! And if somebody is more depressing than others, their graph would be very depressing. I have a feeling, people are just like, what is this nonsense? Never mind. Yeah, yeah. I'm out of time watched.

30 seconds, man. Yeah, I'd love to know an average time spent with one of these videos. Andy, I'll pass it over to you. What do you want to talk about? Well, it might clip one. Apparently, several videos, I watched a couple of these. And in this one, it started off the way

a few other ones did with Chris being a sweaty bitch. I'm so sweaty. It's so hot. My legs are like And so today We're gonna do a reaction video crystal has no freaking clue what I'm going to show her This is just gonna be a live raw reaction to something effing hilarious. Okay, it's a big promise. Okay, yeah. But I gotta say, it delivers.

Oh, I saw this. Well, it's expecting that. And it's so funny. I mean, the fucking mom's episode, forget all that. Right. The reaction video, what we're reacting to in this, is gold. Don't over sell it.

Yeah. It's better than 10 soups. I was waiting for that. I'll be the judge of that, sir. If you want to play clip two, we can find out we're going to be talking about here. Look, don't worry. I got to find it.

I won't. OK, wait, let me see. TLC's my strange addiction. We are watching a man who is sexually attracted to balloons. She's like, I hope you haven't seen it. Oh my. My name is Julius. I'm 62 years old and I'm addicted to balloons. What is his name, Julius? Julius, I like that name. Julius the balloon lover. They're beautiful. They're soft, smooth, delicate. I have a connection with intellectually I know that balloons are not alive, but sometimes

I wonder if it's my love for them that brings them to life. Alright, so I want to point this out. They're watching a show that's hilarious, it makes their show decent. Right. We, on the other hand, watch shows that are garbage and somehow pull it off. We are doing way more heavy looking than we should be Yeah, we should be reviewing great interviews on Joe Rogan and shit and just be like us good We're alive a lot easier. Oh, I know and all of their reactions to everything is they're just repeat what they just watch and be like oh, that's weird Yeah, I know not adding anything I can tell

But let's just watch a fun episode of something together like Like, well, that's not a show, but okay. But I like Julius' comment that his love for the balloons are bringing them, making them alive? Yeah. It's not true. Oh, otherwise there would be real dolls taking over Japan, right? It's like, it's a weirdest thing you can say.

That would be a good movie. Yeah. That's an interesting thought right there. Real dolls versus Godzilla. Sentient vibrators, buying up all the batteries and CVS. I like it. I'm gonna tell Tony from back the movies. We're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be.

Alright, can I go back to talking about penises? Let's do it. Because the thing that Chris does, that I find odd, he does it multiple times. This is a sex podcast. To podcast about sex, I say multiple times. We do a sex show. Why then are you bringing up children all the fucking time? This woman's a ghastly, bring up children.

I tend to say dink. A dink. Yeah, I tend to say dink. But I think it's also because I grew up so around children. Like my mom did date there. I have a lot of siblings. I had a child young. So I feel like I think I've taken up a lot of siblings. I had a child young. So I feel like I had,

I think I've taken up a lot of like, baby words. Like you know, like the kid friendly words? Yeah. I tend to, I tend to use though, because honestly when I was growing up, we weren't allowed to say penis, and we weren't allowed to save a giant.

Okay. Okay, but we're talking about big massive hogs today. Can we not break up? You growing up and siblings, and what your mom thought about and your kids. She's constantly talking about her fucking kids in this. I'm just it's such a turn off. I'm about to put my pants back on. I bet that if I would have brought them and they'd be on right now. So then because we're talking about what they called private parts while

they were growing up, Crystal explains what they called the vagina. And for some reason, Chris has never heard this concept These women are from Ottawa, Ontario, they're very Canadian They're very Canadian, but I'm pretty sure this is the thing because I don't live that far from there I'm not Canadian, I don't live that far There's no way this is forward to them You drink like you are And we called like a girl's vagina be a tuna?

A tuna? Who would have thought you called it a tuna? Or salmon of the sea, you could use it like nicknames. Oh you big rotten tuna. That's so awful I hate that. No it smells like fish Chris you've never heard this before? Everybody's hurting. Yeah, everyone knows about this. Are you kidding me right now?

She's like, what? That's outrageous. I think that's part of their stick. Because he's doing a little reaction shots. We're edits this stuff. Like, his zoom out of the person is like, whoa, what did you say? It's like, yeah, she just said, dude, I don't know. I wasn't that big a fucking deal.

See, I'll just joke in the book. Yes. Okay, so this is where they go into talking about their demographics, like we were saying earlier, and because they're talking about the penis and they know that men are watching, they're trying to figure out how to navigate this topic based on who's watching their show. Men are like significantly large just amount of of viewers like at like 76% or so

So we figured the best way to take this direction For the show is kind of like men's relationships to their penises and our view as women on that and then Crystal is actually an alleged intimacy coach. So she is gonna offer a little bit of insight towards the end of the show as well. I guess it's the word relationship that's bothering me here.

I don't have a relationship with any of my body parts. I don't know what that means. Maybe that's a woman thing to have a relationship. But also, if men are watching, they don't care about that. Yeah. I could promise you that. They just want to know where you like for their penis to finish. Yeah. That's what they want to hear about. And not so much you, Crystal, but you get the points. Yeah. They're waiting to see how much of that microphone, Chris, could fit in or out. That's what we're talking about here. They talk about that on the Drew and Mike show

and they see a woman's mouth, they try to figure out how many penises could it fit? Like, no, that's a four and a half. Oh, she's got a six over here, holy crap. Don't worry about logistics, I know, it's, it's confusing, but it's a fun thing to do with your friends when you're out, shopping at the mall.

Poyant a girl to say four. They don't know what you're talking about. All right, so then Chris has a hard time I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like,

I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like,

I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, which is, okay, there's no easy way of saying this. This is his ex-podcast. Let's just get real. Okay. I don't think, like if somebody were to be like, okay, top five things that physically you look for a man,

okay, not spiritually, mentally, emotionally. That's a very long list for most women. Yeah. But just physically, I swear on my hair that penis to me doesn't, it does not even rank in my top five. It's like, no, it sounds like it, it sounds like Chris has been a size queen. Over and out, I'm guessing it would be in her top five. I'm guessing when she was thinking, because you can see she was going to cut but she's not even looking at Chris anymore. It's like, what the fuck is this woman going out about?

Yeah. She doesn't, what the fuck is this woman going out about? She's just like, Peter, this is her important. That's the one big that I needed side by body. It's kind of important to me. Chris goes on to explain that she wants a day to the guy who had a big dick. And I know what you're thinking, Andy. Describe it.

Apparently it was both me. That was me. Apparently it was both girthy and long. and this wasn't a thing for Chris. Right, so there's length and then there's like the diameter, right, like the girth. This person was like, yeah, but way more long. It matched his body frame. Okay, the first, oh my god. The first time I saw it, it was not action-ready mode. Were you like, I was like, I didn't really think anything. Well, I didn't think too much of it. I didn't think it was going to be a problem, just like, okay, whatever, you know. Yeah. And then very quickly, I was like, this isn't my vibe. Yeah. This is a problem. Yeah, and I really liked him. And I really like, but I was like, oh, this isn't my vibe.

I, there's a lot of things you can't really do. No. Okay. This is what I wanted to discuss with you guys. One of the things you can't do with a large penis is a double-vanch. I mean, wear it like a scarf. No, you can't do that.

I'm assuming she'd be an adult. Right? Is that being able to walk the next day? Yeah. Not by Vy. Right. I just thought that was odd. She's like, I mean, it's a novelty.

It's fun at the circus, but I'm not taking it home. What am I doing with this? So I'm sorry that I'm hogging up all the clips here, but I just want to get through these because Chris then goes on to talk about how important guys penises are to them. And again, the examples she uses of the men in her life are so inappropriate. Listen, I grew up with five brothers.

I've been married to my husband for a billion years and I have sons. I've been around boys my entire life. And I swear on everything that is holy. Guys care about their penises way more as far as size and girth and all of that is concerned. Then girls way more than girls do about their yoni. Oh fuck absolutely. Well yeah. You know what I have a huge vagina. Alright good fight. Why did she bring up brothers and son? Yeah. When talk is she have these cover states with their brothers and her sons

about the relationship with your dick. Yeah, I'm doing a show, Billy, get in here and tell mommy about your dick. Again, I know, it's enough about my dick. Starting a weird while I took it out for a three-course dinner the other night, because that's our relationship. Oh, it's unbelievable. So then, this is just the dumbest thing that I heard during the show,

and maybe I'm the idiot, but I doubt it. You start to add all of the fucking isms. And those isms, like the big bad one, of of course is for guys is erectile dysfunction. Yeah, yeah That was jism How is erectile dysfunction is this function ism That's not an ism like sexism is an ism racism as an ism not erectile dysfunction What the fuck are they talking about?

Have they just heard the term isms? They don't know what it means? Definitely. Okay. They're cuckling it up over there. Okay. I'm not sure it's starting. That sentence with I know, Dr.

But dumb it down for me. What do you mean? A rectangle in his function. So then Chris is going to discuss men's relationship with their penis. And she is going to make zero sense. There's gonna be a lot of words. I want everyone to listen closely, listen carefully, please.

Let me know what you're take away as from this, because I think she might be confused. Psychological, the psychological element of men dealing with their penises is so complicated. It really is so complicated. And I think again, one of the reasons why it's so complicated is because it's this weird kind of like cyclical thing, you know what I mean? And then it's like, you have to break out of these other bad habits or kind of like one phases of whatever you're in

in order to get your mojo back to feel better. But oh my god, all of that's really, really complicated. For you, it's very complicated. I don't know, we're talking about cyclical. You guys go through things with your penis and cyclical. You're like, I hate my dick in January. There's nothing more linear than an erection I don't know what's wrong with your husband's penis cycle, but yeah

It doesn't like it shows with the moon right. Yeah, it's not menstruating That's not it's the opposite of that Every day and it get peace. It's it squirts out the white goo, it's great. It says that time of month where I bleed out of my dickhole for three days. Very consistent. Very consistent. Anyway, I don't know what the fuck she was talking about. She didn't either. I don't know if these women should be tackling the topic of penises on their show. They did a horrible job, but this got the most views of anything they've done. And so maybe they should just do a whole series about being confused about what

penises are and how they work. That's crazy. This is so popular when you have this balloon-loving guy over at the end. Oh, come back to the balloon guy. Let's come back to the guy who fucks- All right, well, crystal, in clip three, crystal is a freak who helps other freaks realize how freaky they are. Yes.

No, well, I mean, there's just like a certain degree of shame that comes along with like being this balloon guy that she is sympathetic to. Oh, okay. Oh, it's fine. I was gonna guess that because Crystal's whole thing, and I have more clips of what she talks about, but she just thinks that all the sexuality is great.

You should shove everything and everything and everything's great. Yeah. No, it's great if you love balloons and you're walking around party city with your dick hanging out. It's like she's thinks it's fine. You gotta put the balloon to home.

Yeah, it's a party city. We can keep telling you, sir. That's the one rule. But in clip four, I mean, we can all take bets. Will Crystal be into the kink of balloon loving? Let's try and make sense of the before. I've gotten long ones, the round ones, but my favorite is the spherical ones.

Why, I don't know. I guess it's like a guy that prefers blondes or brunettes, you know? So wait, they're not adding anything to this? They really still. They're just like, oh, this is not adding anything to this. They really still. Yeah, they're just like, oh, this is great. I love it. So they don't have copyright laws in Canada.

Should we move to Canada? Is that what we should do? Yeah, or Minnesota. I've heard that's also a lot like Canada. But you know, some guys like legs and some guys like tits, Julius likes balloons. Sure, the spherical ones right specifically Do you want to keep us going down this path and clip six yes, Julius has a book

Julius has a balloon fuck shop and he starts taking stock of his girlfriends in there. Okay This is my balloon sanctuary. I have a magenta, purple, yellow, blue, red, and clear. And I have a white one. I don't have many white ones, but I try to put the white ones in there. Like there's a white one over there. He has a lot of white balloons. I don't know why he's saying he doesn't have a lot of white balloons. One, two, three, four, five.

That's a lot of white balloons. But there's what white balloons. Because most guys prefer white. That's why. Yeah, right. That's why it's a precedent. It's not all white. That's what I would say. It's like there's no white balloons

to minimize the fact that there are zero black balloons. No black balloons. There's no black balloons. One, two, three, four, five reds. PS, did you know that I'm allergic to latex? I could not have a blue fetish. It would be the end of me. So what did you do that I'm allergic to latex? I could not have a blue fetish. It would be the end of me. So what did you do with condoms?

I suffered. I just got all the V.D. That's not me. Yeah, right. I didn't use them. I was very popular. I was gonna say, I texted Dana Groh, who was also that LRG and I was like, sweet.

Yeah. No problem at all. like sweet. Yeah. Yeah. No problem at all. All right. So of all the things to find strange about Julius, the mom's zero win on something I'll go to bat for in clip seven.

Okay. And then I got some orange. Oh, how do you feel about when people say orange like that? Orange. Orange. Orange. Do you know that? Do you ever know? Orange. I hope anybody watching, if you say orange like that. Orange. Orange. Do you know that? Do you ever know people say orange like that? Hope anybody watching, if you say orange,

change it. Change your life. Change that thing about you. Well, let's not start taking people to task a boot how they talk, baby. Alright, she's turning into watching Centauri John Tyrone. I'll be talking about John. We all have weird accents over here. So leave the R-ring balloon alone. Yeah, that's the way he says it,

or is it he's fucking the balloon that's orange? That's the weird thing about this. I know, that's what you don't like about this guy. The way he pronounces the color of the balloon is. In fact, what's important, fucking. Right. All right. Yeah, Crystal was very stucho right there.

She just said orange. Yeah, I know. Orange. We got it. He's a weirdo. Yeah. He's a fucking weirdo. We got it.

But that's not going to stop the moms from becoming more and more enamored with this guy. They want to like him. Okay. I want to like clip 8. I want to like him too. And yellow and green. I tried to alternate it to keep all the colors you know of the rainbow in there. There's something so awesome about it. There is something so good to go. Oh the colors of the rainbow. And then he feels like he brings an energy out of them.

The balloons. I just love that. But I knew you were. They're enjoying the wrong parts. Right. Well, you haven't seen the guy naked from the waist down with a comfilled balloon hanging off his dick yet. Yeah. You're not going to like him so much after that. Yeah, let's keep it going here.

Jesus Christ, who cares about you. Oh, the fucking rainbow. Whatever. Moving on, he's fucking blue. They seem easily impressed except when it comes to cock. Right. Yeah, good point. All right, well, if you don't mind.

Yeah, just bounce, let's jump back. I also watched an episode called Pussy, our guide to your girly parts. I wanted to get their perspective on both Cocks and Cots. How, what was the ratio of how popular Dix was to how popular Pussy was to how popular pussy was? Pussy is their second most popular show. But nowhere near the Dix show.

Which I hate to show, I'm kind of surprised. But they start the same way. They start off with their slang words for Vag. It's hilarious. Yoni. Love button. Chetty. Cave of wonders. ton taco tuna taco

We don't have an intro. This is our intro. No, it is today We are talking about the wild and wacky world of vagina What's funny about that What was funny about that? What are they giggling about? Also all of a sudden Tuna is back in play. Yeah, no one bad to the night at that time. What was the thing she said about the cave?

Cave of Wonders. Do you ever heard that one before? No, that's not a thing. Wizard's like a vagina. Wizard's sleeve was like a beast. Cave of Wonders. Cave of Wonders. I don't know about that. Vagina wizard sleeve was a Wounders cave of wonders I'm not about that. Okay, so we started up. We're talking about Vagina's

I'm like, all right. I got the popcorn out. I'm in. Let's go. It's gonna be great to be a great episode and Fucking Chris has to once again talk about being a child and bring it back to fucking little kids shit it's interesting. I remember like being younger and I think it was grade seven and grade eight when they started really, they don't do it anymore, but they really implemented sexual education in Ontario. And I remember our gym teacher loved it. Like she was so pumped.

So all of us were like, great. I remember when she said like Take a mirror. Yeah, and just look at yourself and what did all the girls do? Okay, I also don't want to talk about 12-year-olds vagina's can we move on from this subject? Why is she bringing this up? It seems wildly inappropriate to me and why are they doing this in their car like Tony Michael? It's had to go to home depots better than that last scenario with the fucking yeti's on the table It seems wildly inappropriate to me. And why are they doing this in their car like Tony Michaels? It's sad to go to Home Depot. Better than that last scenario with the fucking Yeti's on the table.

Yeah. Well, you noticed though, for whatever reason, I missy B point this out, what is that traveling plants? Like they have all these plants in the back seat and they had these plants on the table and the other video that I was showing, it's like they're like, okay, well, make do. This will be our studio today. We'll get some plants, we'll figure it out. Throw some plants in the back. It's our studio. We're good. We got this. Yeah, Opie doesn't have plants

It's not have plants. He would be able to see What does he wait for the fucking Meter-made. Oh, yeah Three cleaner. Well, there's very little thought that goes into The making of these it seems like it doesn't seem like they have a lot of talking points organized. Oh, they don't know where they're going to do their show from on any given day. Obviously not.

It's like every single video is different. Yeah. And always bad. But they do have like that neon sign with their logo on it. They had coffee mugs since the first episode. They already had the coffee mugs made. I think that they're big stars on YouTube, obviously. And maybe this is a good thing.

They're changing up, they're trying different places. I'm always just here in my studio, like an idiot. Maybe we should be trying different things. I don't know. Unless you're at an Airbnb with Gino and Alex. People love that. We should do that more often. I've rated episode.

Okay. So you just heard that in seventh grade, they went to sex ad or Chris with a sex ad and the teacher said, you got to go home and stare at your vagina. And I was like, ah, okay, it's weird homework, but how do we get graded out of this? My dog ate it. I get it. So one thing I know about health class is that they always tell women to stand over a mirror. Yep. And so I think that the crystal here doubles down on this. I think that

one of the best things that you can do is look at your vagina all the time. Or if you're Karen Thean, you know, other people look at your vagina all the time. Also a very good thing to do. Anyway, I clipped that one because it wasn't about children genitalia for one. Sounds like, I cool. That's come back. Now, this is where Crystal gets real gross. Now, Crystal's kind of a gross person anyway.

She talks about how she's a very large girl. She's drunk on moonshine. I don't know why she's drinking there. It's odd. It's an odd container and an odd color beverage for sure. But let's make sure that things are going well down there. And you got to kind of like, you know, sometimes get a little touch and just spell, okay?

Why did girlfriend, she did that all the time, all the time. And I'm like, babe, you do that quite often. It's like, I make sure it smells good. And I'm like, well, how many times a day do you got to check? She just like really likes to smell. I think she just loves me. I think she's my little girl now. I don't think there's a girlfriend. Yeah, that's her. I think that's her. Because why would you know that your friend is smelling of a genital day? Actually, you guys like, you've been We're at least sticking her hand down her face. Yeah, right. I mean, you catch it right. I mean, you catch it or just sniff it or fingers.

As you guys are on a Starbucks, that's odd. Smells like long john silver in here. What's going on? Another fish joke. We're on top of it today, people. We want to start it late. We really gear it up for it. Everything that Chris says,

Crystal seems kind of surprised by, is it if they haven't done a show together before? They don't have the lot in common these two. They seem uncomfortable with sex. I don't know why they would pick a sex show, is there? Well, Crystal is not. Crystal teaches people how to jerk themselves off and their partners off and all that kind of stuff.

Chris, on the other hand, does not seem like she likes sex. I'm not sure that she has sex or that she likes sex because as soon as they're just like, so what about your vagina? Well, when I was 12, I looked at it. What about penis? Is my son has a penis? Like, Jesus Christ. What?

Why, why don't you forget that? What's going on right now? Andy, back to you. Cool. All right. Well, in clip nine, Julius is going to talk about his favorite balloon. Okay.

One of my favorite balloons is the weather balloon. It's very delicate and soft and smooth. It's very delicate, soft and smooth. Like he's like really like, you can see his like he's been tied to it. Like he's like, yeah. For, like he's like yeah for me. It's the bigger the better Of course, I can't get you know an eight foot balloon in this room, so I settle for the five foot More to love I like this guy. I like Julius the balloon man

These are terrible in a reaction video even with all with all the editing and tons of editing going on, they add nothing to this. Right. This is not a good show. No. The guy says something wacky. Right. Which wasn't even that wacky.

BAAA! HA HA HA! Can you believe her the better? Keep this guy away from the hot air balloon race. Oh my god. We couldn't get out of Canada because Julia's fucked our right into the ground. But,

I'm not gonna, it's not how people leave Canada. What year is this? It's how they leave us. Oh, all right. Clip 11 looks bad. Like big, I'm gonna skip that. It's, no, we can maybe make that work.

You think that'll work? I don't know. Why not? Well, Julie, this is gonna remove some doubt about what he's actually doing with these balloons and Clip 11. Yeah. I sleep in my balloon room every night.

When I wake up in the morning, it's like being in balloon heaven. You want to, I want to know what he's doing. Yeah. I think he's a toucher. You think he's the toucher? I think he's, and I think he rubs them all over. We should take a balloon, we should have had a balloon and tried it out. And then I would, I broke out in the eye and said, it would have been awesome.

But you're take away from the guy that's saying he's sexually attracted to balloons. I bet he's touching them. Yeah, no shifts. Yeah, probably with his dick. Yeah, right. Like when I heard this, I was like, oh, this guy's like putting a balloon over a dildo and then using a foot pomp and inflating it in his ass all.

Right, that's the best word. And they're like, oh, I bet he's touching them. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we kind of knew that from the get go. That's what he's into. I'm just wondering if he goes to bed and he's touching them. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we kind of knew that from the good go. It's what he's into I'm just wondering if he he goes to bad and he's like oh Greens give me the eye over there Yeah, I know I was feeling like a blue night, but the greed is looking pretty sexy

All right, let's get back to pajamas cuz these pull this balloons thing. Oh, that's just not doing it for me It's not my doing it for me. It's not my thing. You're not turned down by this. No, it's not my thing. I want to talk about porn actresses. I want to talk about their vaginas and the fact that apparently they all look identical now. They've been, like most of them have had, what is it, maybe a plasticie or something like that? They've had those kinds of surgeries, they do bleaching.

Like, there's a lot of different things that go into making sure that like every cornstars of a gene looks the same. I'm not bleaching different China, unless it really smells. We're gonna have to get some bleach in here. This is a problem. Jesus Christ.

Now, I don't watch any porn at all, but from what my friend told me who does watch a lot of porn, he said that that's not true at all. The China's on porn actresses are all very different. I didn't say that. You're right. Yeah. It's not a uniform thing by any means. No, we celebrate diversity. We do. Yes, but Chris over here is saying that they've all had labia plasticity And they all look the same so now they're gonna tell story about a woman who had her labia reduced and I guess they think it's because people are watching porn and People get upset when you know their lips are hanging out horn and people get upset when you know their lips are hanging out or what I I

When I got her freaking leave me a cut off and the doctor even said to her and I like okay well yeah It's a totally doable surgery. Did it up. You're gonna lose a lot of the feeling and Like it was so sad and her China was fucking normal. It was fine. She just had like, dude it was. Because that shit was beautiful. And she was so beautiful. Okay, timeout. Crystal, you can't judge the beauty of a gynazine. If you think they all are beautiful.

Because they're not. I know. There's a few that are a problem. It's the fact that you said that. Tell us me that you don't have a keen eye for this sort of thing. Yeah. Right? Blue waffles sort of thing. Yeah, right? Blue waffles are a thing crystal

No, they're all beautiful. I wish you just love what they have. Well, not everyone. Let's be honest here So then Crystal explains that she would never get that type of surgery for herself He got really really old and like your vagina look totally different. No, no, no. My vagina is beautiful. So no matter what, you wouldn't get it. No, no, no, no. I am thinking about a boob job though.

Yeah, I am thinking about that because I... There's so different though. Boobs and vaginas are completely different things. Show off. Yeah, I know. No shit, sure. No shit. No shit, sure luck! No shit! No shit, sure luck!

No fucking shit, sure luck! I didn't know that. So, boobs and vaginas are different parts. Right, thank you. Okay. My boobs are a five. My face is a four, but my vagina's a 10. Right.

That's beautiful. Okay. And it all adds up to a two somehow. A real figure. I don't know the math works out that. All right, so this woman who says everyone's beautiful, they should all just accept themselves where all they are, but I could do you's better boobs.

Okay, that's what you're saying. So then we're finally, finally. I've been waiting for this. I wanted to bring everyone along on this journey with me. Let's get into some hot vagina talk. All right. And as he put your pants back on, that's so fast. That's so fast things are about to get real hot spicy.

One leg in, around here. Yeah. Through periods, birth, pain, and metapause, there's already enough stuff going on down there. And like you get, like if you rip during pregnancy you're getting so it up So there's there's always there's don't be a lot of trauma just on its own energetic field Don't forget smegma that's gross I might not have sold that correctly. I apologize and actually actually wasn't hot at all

And now I want to go back to balloons or something anyway I'm gonna better move I see it wasn't hot at all and now I want to go back to balloons or something anyway All right, I 12 Julius is gonna give us a little TMI and the moms get a little too curious about this I'm holding one you know hugging it all kiss it and that's like being in heaven. I mean don't you like the Hugging kiss the woman that you love? Okay, so we got an answer he does love to hug it and he likes to kiss it and he needs an 11-incher that can take a good amount of abuse I want to know what kind of abuse this is I want to see this I'd like to I'd like to see this I'd like to see how this looks and then have an erased from my memory immediately.

Well, this is show on TLC. So you're not going to see how he fucks balloons. Oh, right. Yeah. You do know that, right? Right. And you're not going to see that he went to clown college and you know it's not a make a, it's not making a dog or a sword.

He makes a twat out of a balloon and fucks it. You know what I see that? What age is that balloon twat, sir? You come with me, you're under arrest. What state am I in? What? Clip 14 is Julius's origin story. Oh, God. Jesus. I opened in balls, Cloud College. How he rose to power. Yeah, everyone goes to college here, Lane. I went to Cloud College. But I still go Lane! I'm a non-popper.

Julius' addiction to balloons started when he was hospitalized at just four years old. PSY is he always so sweaty? My mother come to visit one time and she gave me a real nice blue balloon, but that night the nurse grabbed it and I heard the balloon pop. So after she left, just cried myself to sleep. My least favorite part is that she's calling about about being sweaty. After kicking off the whole episode of the... Oh my god, I'm sweating my ass out if I'm disgusting.

Oh, they were discussing the episode about Dix too. They're like, you know, they're Canadians, so like it's over 30 degrees outside, which should carry those very high. They have a whole different scale and system over there. So like, so we're gross, I haven't showered to them. Okay, we're getting off to a good start here, ladies. I didn't pull that, I didn't want to embarrass them. I was worried about that.

This might be my favorite clip. Clip 15 is Julius is rescuing balloons from used car lots. That's funny. Since then, the sound of a balloon popping devastates Julius. Call it. When they sent him out early in the morning, they're really beautiful. But why has he had a used car lot? Tell me he's not going to take those balloons.

You know. And as the sun bakes on them, they get really dull, mischaping. I feel like I give them a second chance at life. No. No. This is not real. I'm not buying this for a sale.

You know all the car salesmen know this guy. Yeah. He crazy at either balloon fuck is stealing the red ones again. What did they do with that wacky inflatable guy? Oh, I'm fucking nuts. You just, what a cocky. You feed me to the end. Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

I'll save it for later. OK, all right. Pretend I didn't save it. No, no, it's for good all about that. Good, no, speaking to that clip 16, this is the twist ending. OK, good. The only people that know is my family. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's what's my joke. He married one of those inflatable I fucked it up. I like that the guy goes the only people who know are everyone Yeah, I'm just featured on a TV show and everyone's going to see this so I need a deeper dive into Julius I think he should be interviewed by Harrison Young. Oh

Can we get him on Harris and young can we make that happen? That would be great. That would be nice So now we're talking about the fact that these kids who grow up in this day and age was readily available, free porn everywhere. And every adult film star has the exact same vagina because they're all getting, what was the word she used? Lavia Plesticity? It's all like that. It's all like that.

It's all like that. And I don't believe any of this to be true. But she's claiming that then these kids who've been watching porn for 10 years, they turn 20, they finally get a girlfriend, and they see what a real vagina looks like, and it's not good. And then you have a boy that, let's say,

they start watching, let's just say 10 years old, right? By the time that they're like 20, and they see a real like un like unbleached uncut vagina they're like oh they're freaking out about it a little bit of hair yeah a little bit of hair I might be a little bit older than this I highly doubt a 20 year old guy is seeing a vagina for the first time going yeah yeah that's not that's not what they're doing at all. There's there's a bit of Twig of guy pulls out girls pants and goes wait It's all good. What's this? We'll push through. It's fine

All right, okay, so then crystal she can't help herself She has to talk about her fucking vagina. And I know no one's here this. I know no one's excited about this, but I had to watch it. So I want you to suffer as well. Yeah, mine's super short, but it's a V, you know, like the V shape. I like the V shape because I had it shaped for 20 years. And I just was was like I don't want to look like a little 12 year old I don't I don't want to look like that. I want hair to me. It makes me feel like a woman What is with 12 year olds? Yeah, why do they keep her in a 12 year old vagina's on this show? Maybe they do know their demographic now. I think about it. Maybe that is why they're getting all these views

She's got freaking a 20 year old bush hanging out of her underwear. Yeah, but she does trim it with scissors. She talked about that. I think I'll spare you most of all that unsheared sheep in there. And I don't want to get nitpicky. That's not what I ever do on this show as you guys know, but wouldn't it be a triangle and not a V unless she is actually trimming the middle of it to make it a V which would be weird. Yeah, she's got like a chevron. Yeah. What's the fee set for all wait, never mind, that's a tough question. I gotta. She's got like definitely not victory. Yeah, she's got military like the lettering. All right, and then the show is officially off the rails. Reminder, this is heavily edited in post. We like, ah, beautiful butterfly.

Golly rancor. Stepping up my second skills. Nice. Okay, sorry about that. So now we're gonna finally give some advice. I suck. We're gonna get some amazing advice to everyone. I think this is the reason why we watch What's the name of the show fucking moms? Yeah, I mean understand that but all right. Let's figure it out. What's going on?

Just love your fucking pussy. That's right number three. Love your pussy Just love yourself and not in some weird 20s self-help guru kind of way. Like literally fucking simplify your brain. This is your body. This is your brain. This is your spirit. I'm a inertia.

Yeah, just make it simple. Stop over complicating it. Yeah, it's just this is the body you have. This is the brain you have. This is the soul you have. It's not that fucking crazy. Just this is your body. So just accept it and just love it as a fucking is.

Finally advice I can't get anywhere else on the internet. Thank you ladies for explaining that you should just appreciate who you are and what you have and live with yourself and be happy. It's the cover of every Cosmopolitan. No one's ever told me. Yeah. Yeah.

This is the episode that I watched also, and it is because it said pussy on it. I was so disappointed. Right? We don't even get to hear what Chris's pussy looks like. Yeah, no, I'm gonna get to the fireworks. I didn't see producer Chris setting down the loop slowly, like, I'm not gonna need this.

She just said, soul, I'm done. All right, let's watch the way this episode ends for a number of reasons. It's a cluster fuck But also they're going to promise us two episodes a week. That's exciting shit and we are gonna get back to doing our two videos a week next week It's hard man. We got kids and jobs All right before Chris gets really funny and hilarious here I want to point out that Chris has kids not a job Crystal hardest job to read yeah, I already know every mom yeah, yeah I was building with say yeah, I thought it was being a rougher in July

These moms are better go over to ways putting DVDs in the TV. It's a great fit. So funny. It's a great fit. So, Crystal teaches people how to fuck, when she's not giving them mushrooms and going on trips with them and has like a teenage son that I who knows what the constantly situation is there. But anyway, he's not there half the time. Like, subscribe and follow! Mom, the needs are amazing, Mom! Please! Crystal's already done a very good dramatic job of getting you trying to get you to like, subscribe and share. But honestly, this is like the algorithm hates content like ours. We love you too, but we just wish that it was like a mutual love.

Okay, this is our O-Trow fuckers. Okay, bye. This is it. This is it. I'm not doing that. What is Blanc piece right here? This is gray piece right there. That's the way the show ends.

I didn't cut it right there. I just wish you to hear that a car horn and someone go get the fuck out of the way! I'm just gonna make an observation. I bet that Christa would love to fuck the shit out of Chris. But I don't think that that would go the other way around. Yeah, I'm gonna be my guest on this one. So they talk about how, oh, the algorithm doesn't like us, no, your content just sucks. Algorithms helping you out. Honestly, you have too many views on some of your episodes

because it's not good. All right, Andy, what else do you have to play it? What's like 17 is also a huge file. Yeah, let's just skip it. You know, Julius is nephew tries to like step in and talk him out of fucking balloons and he's just gonna He's gonna ride it to the wheel fall off. He's 62 has been doing this since he was four. Yeah, yeah He's just like I'm gonna you're gonna have to pry this happy anniversary vinyl balloon out of my cold dead

Bans was and and I just you have to peel it off my dick You know what Andy I'm mad at you. Because I gave you this assignment. I said watch this horrible, no, you gave me the assignment. But either way, I said watch this horrible show. Pull clips, I want you to suffer. Andy watches an episode of my crazy fucked up addiction or whatever it's called.

And it goes, oh yeah, I did the thing. I told you, Carl. He didn't. You had to watch something fun and funny. It was awesome. And colorful. I loved it. Bullshit.

You know what? Fast forward the next week in Furndale, when he's up there going, Carl's me, buddy. Yeah. I'm a painting for that. You're arguing on stage. The painting for that fucking episode asshole.

You suck. All right. The pain you for that fucking episode asshole! You suck. Alright. That brings us to our... Bringe of the week. Bringe of the week. A trailer for a podcast that will be launching on September 12th. It's not out yet. But I'm excited.

Papa, why? I'm Aussie. I'm Sharon. I'm Jack. And I'm Kelly. That's the Osborne's here, folks. Yeah, Osborne podcast. And we're back after a five-year hiatus. Have you been for a year? What have you been doing for five years? What have I been doing for five years? Making babies. Yes.

Some. Oh you found out what causes it. It's a very rare condition. I feel romantic. Good help. Pazzy! Just got a bit, though. Oh! All right, change the subject. So, Sharon got the gang back together and said, hey, listen to assholes, you aren't producing

any fucking revenue lately. We gotta start doing something. And the Osborns are back baby this time in platform So that's exciting we're gonna have the Osborns coming back and finally fucking talk You're gonna give him a microphone as you look so bad. Yeah, I mean he's alive. It's fucking incredible Anyone who had Aussies in the death pool in 1986 is going to what the fuck what's it gonna take It's really really impressive. You know what I got started doing harder drugs You know what I mean like you just live forever. Yeah, apparently it doesn't matter

I mean if you drink too much like the guy from smash mouth not so much, but I see just fucking lives forever and ever and ever Right. Yeah, he's just got cocaine Running through his veins. It's good for you. You heard it here first. All right. I'm back in. All right. We talked about Tower Gang recently and I got to say, this is my fault. I thought Mark random was a member of Tower Gang. I don't know why I thought that. Maybe because he was one of the six squares. He wouldn't shut up on the outside. Yeah, he seemed like he knew all the guys knew him really well and he was talking a lot. So I just assumed he was a big part of the show. He was a guest on

their show. I guess he's a frequent guest, but he was a guest on their show. So Tower Gang responded. You check this out, Tower Gangs response to us. So basically what happened was they were going back and forth between, I agree with some of something sad, but they're wrong about this, but this was right, but this was right. So they didn't really have a lot to say. I did pull a clip here from the end of their response. And I think we talked about top lobster was the one guy who was kind of giving Mark Random shit. And I was like, all right, if there's one guy in the show that I think would be cool,

do you even have them WTP or whatever? I think it would be top lobster. Well, I don't know if he feels the same way about us because he's gonna give his response here. Sorry, you guys wanna move on? I don't know. No, wait, I wanna just say, what they're, so they're critique about

the talking over two and all that. It's like, I understand that in any other kind of format. Like if people are debating and they're talking over each other. We're not debating these people don't have they they don't have male friends Every group of male friends that I've had With with a group like this if you when you're in person, right? Because this is odd This is internet, but when you're in person you're talking everyone's talking you better cut in you better be like either loud Or have an interesting voice that cuts in and then everybody fades back. Yes, that's how normal people talk.

These people must have boring fucking friends. Imagine sitting in the room with them, all four of them waiting to talk. They probably got like a little thing that they pick up, I'm ready to talk. They'll hand, I was a talking pencil, you talk. Here's the reality too. These two guys are sitting in fucking,

hold on, it's called a show, Toplasta. This isn't how we hang out normally, which is what I always explain to people. When you're doing a show, you're doing a show. One person talks at a time. That's how shows work. Screaming in a bar isn't a show. Very different. If you want to get together with all your buddies in a bar and scream at each other, great.

I'll probably leave because you're annoying, but you can do that. But when you're doing a show, one person talks at a time. So I didn't understand that point. That didn't make a lot of sense to me But then you could tell the Clint over here and one of the things they were offended by was the fact that I said I didn't know any of these people were and they're just like, oh, you don't know Clint is I'm a libertarian. I don't know the fuck these people are but anyway, so Clint you could tell is actually kind of about her about this whole thing. And so you talk here and here's the reality too. These two guys are sitting in fucking some apartment in New York, paying $6,500 a month, barely can afford food, but they're looking at each other

in the eye. So it's really easy not to talk over each other. They're both, they're both giving each other hand jobs because they can't have prostitutes. I mean, like their, their lives are miserable. So literally what they do is they sit there, they find podcasts that are better than theirs. They talk shit about them and then they fucking jerk each other off and then they go to sleep in a closet because they don't even have a bedroom.

And they also don't have a dining room table because they can't fucking afford one because they live in a fucking studio together. So it's tragic, ultimately it's tragic. So the entire time I'm listening to this, I feel fucking bad for these guys. But then I'm like, hey, we have a sponsor that can probably help you and that's Nandova Razer's.

Take your fucking on life. Wow. So glad you did it. Stride. We heard Clint's feelings, I think he got 100% nailed it. That was I know he couldn't have been more off on everything.

He just sat. He was way off on that, but he went for it. You know, at least it didn't do the in your mom's basement thing. I was waiting for that. I know. So we have't do the In Your Mom's Basement thing. I was waiting for that. I know. At least we have a nice rent control apartment. A park, yeah. Right.

And it's a walk in closet. I sleep in. Thank you. How dare you, sir. We fit a bed in there. How dare you. Anyway, I thought for the most part, it was a fine response. But yeah, you could tell that we definitely, uh, itwas not too happy with us telling him the show wasn't great.

Don't sweat it, fellas. Guys, your show is still way better than one guy's I know. The key, yeah. John's all fired up on a show on Tuesday and the reason is this thing came out, I think it was on Shule's Anonymous where Shule and the gang were celebrating the fact that Suthering John put up a phot Photoshop that included a swastikata. And so this is going back a ways. But John was talking to this guy who was making these graphics for him, these Photoshop's forum, and he was trying to goof on Anthony Cumia. I think he was making fun of his complexion or something. He had this like clear soul bottle thing. And you know,

whatever the joke was, John was all proud of it, but he didn't realize the guy he was working with was not his friend. Just like every person you've ever worked with, John, is not your friend. I know he knows that, but it is depressing. I get it.

You don't want to admit that to yourself. Like, well, everyone's just fucking goofing on me. Yeah, everyone, literally everyone. But John didn't realize that at the time. So then, Julie and the game worked it out that there was a swastika on this image that he posted on Twitter. And so this was a joke. And they're like, in that funny that John posted this thing, he didn't even realize it because he's an idiot. But then John has turned this into a thing where he's just this victim, where they're just trying to get him fired and canceled trying to get his life ruined. Instead of realizing

it's just a prank, no one's actually going to like take you down. You're not going to go to prison for this or anything like that. But John's very upset about this. A part thanks for the five bucks. So don't join. Okay, there we go. You know what, it's just, you know what, this is, let me just read that. I ain't far from five bucks, you didn't get this read, but SJ, you say transphobic, leaked audio and homophobic things all the time. Let's not forget end chasers.

So you know if you're a high horse, John, bustin' balls, yes. They're bustin' your balls. You got your balls bustin' out of the sun. And he takes the time to do a two part. Hypocrisy police. Yeah, special edition. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. This is nuts because John's mad at me for my coverage of this. Right. Yeah. Kevin Brennan's mad at me for what I'm saying and shows is something that it's all insane. A part thanks for five bucks. So don't join. Okay, there we go.

You know what, it's just, you know what, this is not what about ism. You can say all you want about me. This is not about me, okay? So please, this is about a guy who happens to be Jewish who's trying to get me to post a swastika. I mean, listen, so this is not about me. This is about a guy fucking with me.

He's running just sad. Jesus Christ and it's hilarious. And he also said, Oh, this one about is him. All you ever do whenever somebody brings up biting is go, what about what? What about what? What about Trump? What about Trump? And right before that, he was even saying, Hey, girls, he talks about me. Do not say anything about that. Like, that's also one about his some, I just want to cover everything. I just want man, where is Carl when you need him? I know, there's a lot of that going on.

He's not the mayor of podcasting, John. Well, according to Kevin Brunton, I think I'm the mayor of pod. Oh, you're the librarian of that. We'll get into that. Yes, that's what Kevin thinks. We'll get into that soon. But yes, John's gonna explain what my job is,

which I didn't even know, because I don't remember writing this description for myself because I'm self-employed as well. Yes, I do need Twitter for my business. But you haven't said a word yet. You haven't even murmured any bad thing about the news pay yeah. So apparently it's my job to explain that uh, surely did the wrong thing. Hmm. According to John, I'm that's what I was supposed to do. Now remember, John was trying to goof on Anthony and someone was goofing on him and now he's the victim. No, it's Julie's fault.

It's Julie's fault. But it doesn't get so funny that John once again has been had. Yes. And instead of just being like, ah, fuck you guys, copy me again. That's a good one. He's immediately the victim. We're trying to ruin his life. Not we obviously had nothing to do with any of this, but I'm supposed to be reporting on it and telling everyone on the internet how horrible this was

that people were fucking with Suner and John, no. I mean, while this dick last week took a three-day victory lap over $100, I know. Okay. All right, so now we're going to talk about somebody brings up to John that he keeps doxing me. He keeps using my real first and last name. And John doesn't understand how any of this works, obviously. Carl Hamburger, because you can't say he's real name, because then you doxing him. Even though his real name is all over the place,

so I'm just linked in profile. And everywhere else. Yeah. Driver's license. But he stays here. Yeah, driver's license. You stay here. John, don't back to me, John. So here we go. Then I'm gonna get the Kevin Brennan.

You are my friend, a work. And I'm getting damn sick and tired of it. You start to piss me off now. You understand? You are starting to piss me off. KB! How do you know it's over? Your docs KB! Watch out!

John is so fucking stupid. In order to find me on LinkedIn, you have to know my name. Yeah. He's so fucking stupid. He's in the phone book. He's out of LinkedIn. Like, yeah, I know that, John. I'm just trying to not put my name. He's so fucking stupid. He said the phone book, he's out of like dead. Like, yeah, I know that, John. I'm just trying to not put my name out there

because people, thousands and thousands of people tried to ruin my life just a few years ago. I told him this on the phone. Yeah. I got the other reason why I don't use my last name is because... Well, he doesn't care because his life is ruined. What?

Yeah. Why won't Codd if Toby is real Dave? I know. Go figure. It's all over, Lake Dead. If I could have a fight where he is, I'd Lake Dead. It's Codd if electric, I'd Lake Dead. All right, so he's going up for Kevin Brennan.

And this is fucking hilarious. I can't believe John thinks this. Yeah, I don't know where Kevin stands. I know he calls me an idiot on a regular basis. Can't, anytime you want to take a IQ test, please, please. Okay, I'll bet, I'll tell you what, I'll bet my 10,000 to your thousand. Wow, did you?

Wait, that you win, right? You didn't say that part. He didn't say that part. This is how stupid. You didn't say which side you're taking. Yeah, right. He's a genius. He's shorting his own stock.

This is how stupid John is. He doesn't know how stupid he is. And I've said this many, many times, John lives in this world where he thinks he's actually smarter than everyone else. I know. I'm terrified to take an IQ test because I don't want to learn how stupid I actually am.

Right. But John, literally thanks. Kevin's a bright guy. I know that Kevin has a higher IQ than John. I know Anthony Cumea definitely does. He's sharing both of them. TyQ tests. There's a quote that's been attributed to Mark Twain,

I don't think it's his, but no amount of evidence will persuade an idiot. There's nothing you could show, John. We've showed him clip after clip after clip of how stupid he is, how bad he is in everything in his life, how everything is falling apart, he's lost everything. And he sits there and he goes, but I'm a smart guy. Yeah. You're not.

You're a fucking blithering idiot, John. I mean, it happens all over the world with like the news feeds and people will do a Mense amount of mental gymnastics to justify what they believe whether it makes sense or not and that's what John does Yeah, I came over to talk about this on the show or before the show But I checked it on John's political show today and he's watching Joe Rogan and Bill Marr and explain They're both fucking idiots like no Joe Rogan and Bill arer and explain they're both fucking idiots. Like, no, no, Joe Rogan and Bill Marr are not idiots. They're wildly successful. They're idiots. They're very intelligent.

They're comedians who have turned their careers into things that are well beyond comedy. Like, you can't say either of those guys is a fucking idiot. You can disagree with their politics, but that's the thing with Johnny's so stupid. And the thing that they were saying is that Joe Biden isn't a great president. And, John, can you believe these idiots?

John, you're of the idiot. Joe Biden is not a great president. Yeah can you believe these ideas like John you're of the idiot Joe Biden is not a great president yeah he's fucking wandering around he can't fucking talk he can't string together three sentences yeah he went to Hawaii it talked about how his house burnt down once it's like that lost an island asshole that this isn't about you Biden you moron and Johnson they're going I don't know why Joe Rogan and Bill Mardle think he's a great president. Yeah. Cause they're paying attention.

They're saying he's an old man. You're gonna argue the fact that he's old. Right. No, and literally it's like, well, Trump's only three years younger. What about it? Yeah. Fucking it.

They both suck, okay? How about that? All right. They're so old and they still suck. Now, this is something I never thought would happen. The fact that John would bring up George Floyd when talking about me and what I've done to stuttering John, this is insane. This guy is fucking lost his mind. I'm not going to say who, because some people like Shuley is going to try and cancel me

and Carl will just let it go. Car, you're like the cops who let Derek Sholvin put his knee on George Floyd's neck, because you're just going to just watch Shuley do this and not even condemn him for it. That might be hyperbole. You think? Yeah, I think so. not even condemn him for it. That might be hyperbole. You think?

Yeah, I think so. This John is George Floyd in this scenario. Yes. Yes, and I'm the Asian cop. We just sat there going, all right. But it's not filming this. Yeah, he sat it off, Julie. This is a kid who just got his ass kicked

in the cafeteria and gets up and finds the nearest guy he knows. Why don't you do something? Right, that's what's happening. Oh, it's insane. The fact that he thinks that I was supposed to come to his aid in any of this, you're a fucking idiot, John. But he's gonna explain to me, John.

I can't help it. I'm gonna be up to any more now. You probably say average too. Oh, I probably say you got me. But again, John's gonna explain what my business is for some reason. This is where Lady Kay, it's, he's supposed to observe and report.

Where is the observations, Lady Kay? Where are the, where's the reporting about this? There is, this Bob. No, that's night right. Of course, Bob is not, doesn't know how to spell because he's a fucking idiot. Maybe he can realize what the symbol of hate does to people. Everyone makes mistakes. So what John is doing is the classic overplaying your hand He's being very literal. He's being literal John right now where he's going. Can't you see? They're trying to ruin my life. These are all jokes Everyone knows he's their jokes. They made it very clear on the show

He's like, oh, they're bad actors. They're actually like I did this on purpose. No, it was a goof. It's all a goof Yeah, they're all goofing on you. I don't know if you know what the ugly Rico show is. It's a show where these three guys goof on you for two hours straight. It's the whole show. It's the whole show is goofing on you. And this is no different. They're goofing on you because you fell for this prank that they pulled off behind the scenes. They made it very clear that they were part of this prank that they pulled off behind the scenes seeds just like they did when they got Chad Zuma to clown you for three hours out of show. And John is sitting there fucking going and waiting Katie to come to my rescue. No, no, I'm also laughing with them. I'm also laughing. Yeah, by the way, this is the reporting part that you're asking for. That's what's happening

right now. Right. I don't do as many shows as you do. I do two WTPs a week. Sometimes some bonus show that I did do an extra show with Chrissy Mayer and Ryan Kennel on Saturday night. You're welcome. People are just like, let's show. It's like, it's a fucking extra show. I love to tell you. All right. So now John is going to expose me. He is exposing me here. Now, let's take a walk down and expose Carl. Okay. Carl who likes to think that he is the moral compass of everything in the double verse. Let's take a walk down the road of Carl. Oh, here we go. Shall we? Yes, please. Let's do it. So, I don't think I'm the moral compass of everything in the devil, but I have a very clear rule when it comes to what we do here.

Don't report the authorities or platforms to try to get people arrested or in trouble or taken down. That's all. Let's keep it in your shoes. Let's just stand for kids. Let's keep it in. Oh, we're going gonna get into that. Don't you worry, John's gonna,

that's where he's going with all of this. So that's pretty straightforward, pretty cut and dry. I don't know why people disagree with me on this because I'm seeing some people, not I don't think a lot, but there are some people just like, well, they're breaking the rules. The rules on YouTube are retarded. You couldn't say that COVID came from a lab leak,

which it most probably did. But you couldn't say that you get your channel taken down. And they're like, yeah, there's rules you gotta play by the rules. Well, the rules are fucking nuts. And the fact that people are like, yeah, this is great. People are getting deplatformed, they're getting taken down. This is all excellent stuff. The Babylon B was taken off a Twitter for a joke

Babylon B is a cavity outlet they put a joke on Twitter and got their account taken down and people are just like I don't know the problem is here. You don't you're not recognizing this These people in 1940, Germany be like no, this is fine. This all makes perfect sense to me. All right, if you say so, I guess I'll have the ass hold on. All right, so Johnson is gonna expose me. And, you know, he's fired up right now, because I didn't run and jump on the internet and go, shoo, he's the devil, he put a swastika,

or he told a guy to put a swastika on a fucking image to goof on John. So he's gonna explain. I don't just want to say, like real quick, we just did an episode on all apologies about fresh and fit and demonetized because Myron went on another stream and basically pulled a Kanye and said,

all this crazy shit, but we qualified everything at the front of the show about the importance of free speech and why people should be able to say what they need to say. And then we shit all over it. I don't like any of those guys. I don't like anything they stand for and I think it's pretty funny that they fuck themselves like that, but I mean,

fuck you with people's money. It's just so, it's just, it's just, do something better. Do content, make it entertaining. Don't, it's also obvious. Fuck the people personally. It's also obvious to me. It's insane to me that I was talking to Ryan Kindle on this show I did with the Chrissy Mayor, the Cross Show,

where we did Strike Force Five, great episode, people loved it. And Ryan was on there talking about free speech. He's a big free speech guy. He's like, well, if you're just joking around, then blah blah blah blah blah blah. And after the show was over, I go and Ryan just say no. You have to be joking. Free speech is free speech. The point of free speech, I've been mentioning this a lot lately. Yeah, I just sound like an idiot.

You're defending the speech that you hate. That's a free speech. Someone says something that you wildly oppose and maybe you find it offensive and it's terrible. That's the speech that you have to protect. It's not the convenient speech. That's a free speech. Is anyway, it isn't this country. I don't know about another country.

Yeah, yeah, we're slowly getting away from that. And that's why it's more important than ever to bring it up and defend it. That it really is because now it's not just the government, which by the way the government is involved. This was all proven because of the fucking Elon Musk taking over Twitter and exposing the fact that the intelligence agencies are having a direct communication

with the social media platforms telling what to take down. Goddamn it, we'd have some fun, I'm sorry. Let's get back to a chat. Sorry. Let's get back to a chat exposing Sorry. Let's get back to John exposing me for all of my terrible deeds. Oh, and we totally goof on Stuttering John's kids. Okay, so he pulls up the bonus episode, the first episode we did, easy for you to say.

And I put in the last paragraph, oh, and we totally goof on Stuttering John's kids, which is more fun than you might think it would be. So John's gonna go off on this. I will point this out. I address this to his face. I remember we talked about this a couple of times. Yes, I address it to his face.

I said, John, I wrote that because it fucks you so much. You think that everyone's fucking with your kids. So I wrote that in there to mess with you. It's a joke. It's a joke. And then I went on this show and I played everything that we actually played in that show

goofing out his kids, which again, which is like, oh, these stuff like losers. I didn't say anything about them. I don't know who they are and the only thing about them. Of course, now I do, because John will shut the fuck up. But so John is going back to this. He's playing this hand again. Oh, and we totally goof on startering John's kids, which is more fun than you might think

it would be. Okay. What say you Carl? Yeah, it's funny. Is that the behavior that you're engaged in? Let's goof on John's kids. It's more fun than you think. You already forgot what I told you about this.

Is that what you're saying Carl? No, it's not. Is that what you saying Carl? No, it's not. Carl, where you going Carl? Carl, where are you? Where are you? Where are you, Carl? Showing the Homer meme into the bushes. Oh, keep it going, John.

Oh, you're disappearing on to Carl. Got some more jokes there, buddy? Nope. I hate his repetition of the same joke over and over again. Like after one time when it wasn't funny, doing it three more times, it makes me angry. And it's weird because this never happened at the Howard Stern Show.

John should know better. I go back and I watch these old clips and when he came into the studio with Howard Stern, Howard keeps things moving. He's engaging the conversation is great. John's doing the opposite of all of that. He learned nothing from his time there, but he's also, his brain is so alcohol riddled. He's retarded. He forgets things. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I've addressed this to your face, John. We've talked about this. I wasn't goofing at your kids. You dedicated the book to them, and I said I think sound like losers.

It was a joke. I didn't say anything, it's specifically about your kids at all. Okay, so then, he's still fucking claiming that I posted his entire book up on our Patreon. Really? Yes.

Copyright fashion. Now why? He played my audiobook without any commentary. I have it on fucking photos. I have a screenshot of it. Yeah, I'll Photoshop screenshot of it He's also changing What you originally said because if you remember well first he said that he saw the screenshot and I explained to him that well I didn't want to make a screenshot of anything and I demonstrated it real time on an episode together. Which fool? Yeah, you didn't understand the point for me.

You just made my point for me. Yeah, he didn't understand the point I was making that really threw him off I was using black magic in his mind. Yeah. He's a witch. Burn him alive. So then he said no, no, I actually saw the link and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, giving your book away. Right. I never would ever do that. It doesn't make any fucking sense. And no one would ever ever listen to it. No. It's not good at its own.

It's good when I talk about it. Dayla, thanks for five bucks. His five you simplest written it. Tyce and my show us the hog bets have been placed. Thank you, Dayla. Well done. I love the judge. It just gets out here and reads two to five dollars

at a time people are insulting him Yeah, he just has to take it. That's his only source of income Spoiler we're gonna find out that he was fired from his job as a teacher. He admitted that this week Actually because he's playing the victim. Yes, he's fucking got it's already got it spun. Yes Okay, so now he's watching Equipped that he found on a subreddit, you know, where all the haters go, that he never goes to,

except for now he goes there all the time. I'm sorry. Spend so much time there. Not to put the breaks on the conversation. You wanna talk about free speech again? No. How do you get fired for being a substitute? They just won't call you.

Oh, I think they wanna know that he's not in the pool of eligibility to be called. That's what I would guess based on what John said. Based on what I was seeing and I have some clips of what he was saying. It seems like the L.A. U.S.D. said, yeah, no, we were good. We'll figure it out. We can get one of those AI things or something. GPT will be better at teaching this class. Yeah. We have a globe and We're desperate for teachers not used All right, so he's watching this clip and he's watching when Vinnie was on the show on WATP and

Now John gets mad at Vinnie Paulie And now John gets mad at Vinnie Paulie. No, it's not because they're not last. It's one week. They're best friends. What are you doing? I appreciate you, Pratsy, what you appreciate. You even helped Chad Zuma when you channeled him down. True.

And that was the right thing to do. Vinnie, give me a fucking break, Vinnie. Give me a break, Vinnie. Why don't you, you know what? Let me find your fucking email. Give me a break, Vinnie. Why don't you fucking condemn this behavior then? Vince, why not? Why not Vinny? Vinny Gumbard. Come on. Vinny Polino. Vinny Polino. Vinny Polino. Say it again. So Johnson. Vinnie Vinnie. Jesus.

He's still going. So he wants Vinnie to fight for him. Vinnie. Right. Vinnie. All right. So there's a lot of false equivalencies going on here. John thinks that him trying to get my Patreon taken down because people are using gamer words in my discord that was connected to the top tier of my Patreon

Which is what he literally did he sent multiple emails to patreon trying to get my patreon taken down For that reason which I had nothing to do with the words that were being used in the discord nothing that I did But he was trying to find a loophole through the terms of service to have my patreon taken down He thinks that's the same as Shule pulling a prank on him and me not mentioning it. Yes. I mean just yacht. I haven't mentioned it yet. That's the same fucking thing in his mind.

Instead of he's not always mad at Viddie Paulino for not having his back a bit, Viddie should have been like, yep a curl. I mean there was that swastika prank that Shule did and you've yet to come out and denounce that. So it's the same thing. He's such a fucking moron, but he's the biggest moron on the planet because as you just saw, he goes, I'm going to send Vinnie an email right now. He's mad when he just saw. I spent this up at 2.5 X time because this is how long it takes John to try to find Vinnie's email. And I don't know what email he has for Vinnie. If he has the right one, it's very easy to find.

Maybe he doesn't. I don't know. But watch this is insane. Vinnie, what can I find your email? I'll get Vinnie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Let's see. Sorry guys. I'll give you a little. Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. Vinnie, Vinnie. Don't work, Vinnie. Vinnie. Okay, if I need to, I'm just gonna have to have my...

Go on his part now. With the popper scene. Get back me. Oh, shit. I had to speed that up. That was three minutes of his show, where he's just going, Vinnie, Vinnie, Paulina, where's your email?

John, this is not a show, this is terrible. He never did find the email. And then he texted Vinnie and asked him what his email address is. I don't know, Vinnie, I'm bad at it. We're not having a thought, dumb. So be an email so I can shit all over you. This guy is fucking insane. So you continue to watch Chris from WTP

where he claims I should be calling out Shulies. And that goes on more and more. And then this is hilarious because John still continues to fall for things that feel put in super chats that I find to be hilarious. Thanks for the $7, Stark Biden 69. Trying to get rid of this. My motto, I love Nazis. Peace and love up Jackie

Dark Biden How would you feel if somebody tried to get you fired from your job? All right, John just said I love Nazis Hopefully we can clip that one producer Chris make a note. I might already have it. Make a note of that. All right. Let's fast forward to his next episode. Night minutes in. He's talking about he can sue Bob for getting him fired. He thinks and Bob, Bob Levy. Oh, he's watching. He thinks Bob Levy got to fight. Well, I'll tell you why. He's watching an old episode of MLC that features me, Kevin, and Bob. I did, all right.

I did see this. And we're all talking about Suthering John. And that's how old is that? A couple of months ago. Okay. I would imagine. I think it's before he came back. Because Bob's still on NLC.

Yeah. Well, he just quit there a couple of weeks ago. But I think it's before John came back to the internet. We're all discussing John. And again, literal John doesn't understand. Bob made this like over the top comment. He's just like, well if John wants to work at a school, do everything in my power to make sure he gets far like,

Bob doesn't care. It's a joke. But Bob's been doing this a lot lately. He was like threatening KB. He's like making up all these crazy things. He's like, we're gonna be watching you. I got a whole team of people. Gonna be following you around on your bike.

And Kevin Brennan's taking it literally. It's like, these are all jokes. you. I got a whole team of people. Gonna be following you around on your bike and Kevin Brennan's taking it literally. It's like, these are all jokes. You guys really don't. Yeah, right. Bob was on, he's an old man. He doesn't want to leave his back. Yeah. Bob was on the BS show the other day,

calling out Brennan and saying he would challenge him to a tick-tock toe match. He's goofing. These are goofs. You guys don't get it. He's a cop. He's a professional comedian, Bob Levy. You guys understand that?

John does understand that So John is going to explain that he has a lawsuit on his hands here Because he did get fired from this job and Bob said that he would get him fired. So there's all the proof that they need Such that number one yes Can you finger the person in the courtroom? No, because it points the wrong way. Anyway, John wants to be on this show. All right, so there you go.

Also, I do want to point this out, Kevin, since you asked. So, Nanda, I don't want to hear, I don't want to hear Carl anymore. I can't, I can't, I can't, his voice. John, John, I mean, but anyway, so there you have, there you have, there you have, now I have proof. Now I am calling my attorney. Now I do have damages. And if it turns, you know, look,

we have Bob saying it, Dave, don't we? I mean, he just said it right there. And he said it, he said it, unambiguously. It wasn't like there was a way to misinterpret that. Like, he said, by the way, the only dirt I had on Bob was. So he posted about his wife. What John's talking about here is we were goofy on him because John was threatening to come back to the internet

with all this dirt on all of us. And so I was goofy and I'm like, what John doesn't have dirt on us. What is he talking about? So John's gonna explain what that is. But he's saying that he has proof that Bob wanted to get him fired and he did get fired and therefore he can now talk his attorney and sue Bob, leave you.

That's not how that works at all. I give him John so I don't understand how the legal system works at all. I'll bet you 100 bucks. He has no idea. All right, let's talk about that because six minutes after that, he talks about how Kevin Brunner knows him all this money

because Kevin is still gonna get to pay him the hundred dollars that he promised he would for sniping the Uncle Rico show a few weeks ago. And so, John's going to break this down for us. A promise isn't a financial contract. Well, before he asked me to snipe Julie, I did his show and I killed it. And he knows I did. And he told me I did. And we were on a phone, he goes,

yeah, John, everybody loves you. I want to send you some money. Well, you don't have to, Cabot. It's, it's all right. He goes, no, I want to send you. All right, you know, okay. You don't have to, but okay. What's your Venmo?

And then I, I don't know, either I gave it to him or he had it. He sent me $150. No, $175. Now, that I got, right? 175. Then I book Monday to appear on his show,

and he said he's gonna pay me. I do the show, and then on that show, he tells me to snipe, shooly, and if I do, he'll pay me an extra hundred dollars. An additional hundred dollars. An additional hundred dollars.

So, what do I do? I rush home from the pub. I snipe slowly for like an hour, an hour and a half, or whatever it was long time. I think it was like at least an hour, because they were on for, along that night, and you were on for like an were on and I'm the one who exposes them for the fake super chats All right, so you just heard John explain

He got paid 175 dollars and then he went on to do his show again And he wanted to get paid for that but he also wanted to get paid for the snipe that Kevin promised him a hundred dollars I mean, this is insane to me, this is what we're talking about. Could you imagine being this upset over $100? Slowning over $100. $25. Like, Chad, in the long run, what does this fucking mean about anything?

My favorite part of the clip is where Kevin says, I wanna give you money and Chad says, you don't have to. I know, no way you said that. I can only picture Chad being like, you know what, I work good. I'll cab you if you insist. No way you said that. You said that. And I can only picture John Beard like, you know what, we're good. Okay, I mean, if you insist, yeah. I pulled that too because that is bullshit.

I know, we all know John is. Like literally after we did that show together and I had to pay John half the superchats and YouTube doesn't even figure out how much money you made in superchats till a couple of days later, I got the text from half an hour later. Meant, a dollar sign just with a dollar sign. Yeah, John always needs money He's never sitting there going ah whatever. This one's on me when you get to it you get to it

So this gets really fucking funny because now John is going to get third parties involved in order to track down this money that KB always have I Don't think this is how idea this works. Oh, I'm asking for Brennan is the hundred you promised me. And if you don't pay them. We'll have to do collections. That's my department, Kevin Brennan. So I'll have to come over there and collect.

No, I'm gonna call a real collector, and he promised me money. I was kidding, but that's funny. He's got somebody calling him all the time. I know they take $50 out of it, but I don't care. Pay your debt, Brennan. Don't be great, Jelly. Don't be great.

John thinks he can get a collection agency to work with them to collect $100. Anything's they collect $50? That's not true. That's not true at all. This is so petty. And even DG's laughing at his face, DG, whose only role is to agree with John all the time

and make John think that he's not trolling him. And he even went, yeah, right. He's like, oh, you're serious. Oh, okay. No, I didn't go to the idea, sir. No, that makes a lot of sense. He left in your face. He has no idea how pathetic he is. So, John, why don't you just call it a watch between the money that you weren't going to take from KB and say, oh, it's okay. That came right after. He's just like, ah, whatever. And then he has the balls to say this Which is even fucking crazier based on what you just heard I already paid you I go know you didn't you pay me a hundred five foot of first show hundred and fifty second show, but you haven't paid the extra hundred yet

He hasn't he has not So he's not he ain't gonna pay me. But you know what, Kev, if it means that if you don't pay me the hundred that you're out of my life forever, so be it. Then it was the best hundred I have spent. Lire, you just got done saying you were going to collect an agency involved who will take 50% of the money just to get your money from KB And then immediately goes, but you know what? It's good. I don't want to deal with KB I'm out of the Kevin Brennan business over here. What a fucking liar. He just said the opposite of that

Your test to get your hands on a hundred dollars. Yes. He quite obviously is All right, here's another clip on here where he's calling me out directly again This show is such a broken record. I don't know who sits there and watches all the way through these episodes Yeah, I was in I was all in for a minute and then I realized it's just the same talking point shit over and over again for days He's not doing a show. Yeah, he's just Ranting like a little sign to some of his friends that we don't know. Can we can you say? So now what is Bob saying?

Can I yeah, he said yes, yeah, they send it to the Jewish defamation of KDL people people hey lady K Are you gonna talk about this? Here you have these guys trying to cancel my guests, cancel my show and get me canceled from the JDL. Okay. Is that an act? This just reminded me of something that I totally forgot about. This is how dumb John is.

He thinks that he can get canceled by the JDBL because I remember when Anthony Kumia put out that tweet about his trans kid, John tried to get him in trouble with that like, glad or like a couple of different organizations that were LGBTQ+. So he literally thinks that these organizations can get someone canceled out of life if they tweet something or they post something on the internet that you don't like. That's how the world works. You fucking moron.

But John thinks that's how the world works because they actually literally tried to do that. And again, hypocrites. You were trying to ruin someone's life using these organizations. Bob makes a joke about getting them involved. It's a joke. You really don't know that's a joke literal, John. You that's a joke literal, John? Do you that stupid? That's such a shitty thing to do to try and sick, like, watch dog organizations on some

page. Yeah, John literally did that. He's the guy who does that sort of thing, which is why he thinks this is serious. It's not. Anthony was never sweating over that. He wasn't worried about it. He didn't think this organization was gonna come in and take his house They can't do that from the report of this. I wonder why hit the crit

I think I told John I think you're better than that and that you'll come up with something soon But if you prove me wrong, that's it Carl after that now calls a piece of shit Now calls a piece of shit He ain't doing shit about this why would I I'm nothing to do with this I'm not a part of this in any single way and DJ's going I thought Carl was a better person this Hey, why I can't do a shit at your face. Why do you think I'm a good person at all? I think you're a loser What would or could you do? Well, what can I possibly do? What or could you do? Well, what can I possibly do? I'm supposed to fucking get out of here.

I'm purely into the ass. I don't know. Oh, JDL. I do not know what he thinks I'm gonna do. All right, one more thing I have to point out before he move on, because my buddy, Daniel Fulato, messes me other day and he goes, hey, I just got the phone set during John,

had a real long conversation with him. Oh, shit, no kidding. And I said, I love to have Dan on the show sometime to discuss many things, including that conversation, but also he's got some shit on Scott the Engineer that I find very interesting we've talked about. So that would be great. So John goes on his show and talks about how

him and Daniel Fulotto had this conversation. And let's keep in mind, John refers to Dan as Dan the enabler. Can I ask real quick who is Dan Flasters for context? Of course, I was just going to say. Thank you. So Dan was already Lang's producer of the already Lang show. Okay. And when John went over and did already Lang show multiple times,

one of the times John was having a lot of laughs at his kids' expense when his kid was transitioning. And Dan, being the good guy, said to John, hey, if you want, I won't put this one out. And John at the time goes, ah, it's fine, who cares, he was drunk. And then the next day, John went, oh, dude, you can't put that out. Dan goes, yeah, no problem. I won't. So Dan was leaking out for John. Correct.

Dan is a great guy. I mean, anyone you talk to who's dealt with Dan will tell you the same thing, except for Southern John, who goes on, he goes, no, Dan was hoping already get heroin and coke and he was part of the problem. Dan was not part of the problem. He did everything in his power to help Arty Wang. We talked about this a lot, but Bob Lee, we all along with Colin Quinn. Some other guys were involved as well trying to get Arty help, but it was impossible to help the guy. But John being the asshole that he is, who used to go into Arty's house with a case of

beer, a guy who's supposed to be trying to stay sober and John's sitting there getting wasted in front of him. And remember, I conferred a John about that and John goes, oh, already was drinking. I said, no, he wasn't. Oh, he wasn't. No. No one's drinking in that house. There's no booze.

They're trying to keep drugs out of there. It was just you. And then you're calling out Dan for being in a neighbor which he was not. All right. So let's see what John says now about it. Yeah, baby. How are you?

Sorry, I'm a little late. I was busy talking to my My buddy Dan Fulatto Okay, who we explained Well, Dan explained a lot of the things That went on that I either didn't remember or didn't know about That went on that I either didn't remember or didn't know about Yeah, probably a lot of things you don't remember I would imagine or can we leave forgot I do apologize to them because

Just let's say I missed up a different damn with Dan That's a lie. He knew exactly who was talking about He was calling him Dan the enabler because he said that when he went over to Arty's house, he asked Dan if Arty was using and Dan said, not in front of me. If he's using, he's hiding it. And John explains, oh, so that means that you must be part of the problem. You didn't tie him to a chair. Right. So now John's pretending that he was motherfucking some other Dan and he just got two Dan's confused. I missed a good different guy's name, Dan with Dan Fulotto. My mistake. Liar.

And I apologize. Oh, explain it. Dan's a great guy. You have to explain that one to me. Which Dan did you think was Dan the enabler? Which Dan who produced and lived with Arty Lang, did you think you were calling out? You fucking liar. You're lying right now and it's so obvious

Because dad's a good guy. He finally tied to Jenny goes Jenna listen This is how it went down I loaned you money. You didn't pay me back. You try to get out of pay me back I helped you out with this thing that you didn't want going up on the internet You told me we'd be best friends for life and then you turn your back on me and John's going oh yeah You're right. I have a piece of shit. I can only imagine what this phone call was. I wasn't there. He is a friend for life. Now he has. The stuff, I don't know what I'm allowed to say. I do know. I am allowed to say one of the things that

I'm shocked to hear. And I don't wanna betray Dan on anything else, but let's just say we were on the phone for over an hour and a half. I took one for the team. I'm not gonna lie. Well, just wait because he'll accidentally say it two episodes later. I'm gonna be like, oh, I forgot I was just

more to say it each day. Oh, I forgot I was just what's the safety for yeah for sure spill the beans All right, so I'm trying not to get myself too involved in this But the other thing that happened this past weekend was Kevin Brennan did three shows Because Kevin Brennan's a fucking loser the only way he can make money is through superchats and Because the superchat money isn't coming in like it used to, he just has to be on the internet more and more and more. So he's just constantly on the internet begging for superchats. And he put out an episode,

this is the second episode out of three that he did on Saturday called, Carl is a POS happy Saturday. So Kevin's mad at me for whole other different reasons about what I'm up to over here because as I mentioned on the show this past weekend, I called into bedabular show Saturday morning and we talked about the fact that surely getting his channel taken down is not good. Getting his YouTube channel taken down and you know the speculation that Dr. Kahn cringe is the reason, but we don't know.

Dr. Kahn cringe says that he did everything in his power to do it, but we don't know if he actually did or not. And all I do is I go on that show and I go, I don't know, I didn't want celebrating this. Again, this should not be a controversial stance. Why is anyone celebrating so much channel getting taken down? And I even called out Kevin, I don't know why Kevin's celebrating. This is not a good thing.

That's how we all make money. Why would you want people to stop being able to do it? And that's the thing, guys like Kevin don't realize that, well I'm following the rules, are you? Maybe you are now? Maybe the rules will change. But there's people that don't like you too. And the rules change all the fucking time, and the rules are weird. And sometimes, the person who's looking at the rules to see if you violated them is not even a person

It's a bot and bots are stupid So there's a lot of variables involved and boobers like Kevin don't fucking get it So Kevin's just doing his fucking victory lap while he's also gaslighting everyone so I don't even know where to start I'm I'm not supposed to be celebrating it. I'm not supposed to be celebrating it. I'm not supposed to be celebrating it. Weren't they celebrating, wasn't I supposed to take the big L

when after the John sniping them debacle? Wasn't I supposed to take a gigantic L for that? And weren't they gloating? We're not they gloating. They had a thumbnail show. I didn't want to show, but one of their shows had a thumbnail is Kevin, the new stuttering John. So they weren't gloating. They're they're throwing me in now. Now I'm going to get now I'm as I'm as a bigger clown is in their eyes is stuttering John But that's not gloating they weren't celebrating me taking an L

Either he's stupid or he's being disingenuous. This is very different So he doesn't get it at all If you do a show and you try to team up with stuttering John to goof on chouly and it goes horribly wrong We're gonna come in on that and be like, oh, that was a dumb mistake. Wow, you look like a boob there, Cavend人ia. But the fact that Kevin goes on and goes, oh, good, they got their channel taken down

and now there's no more money coming in. We very different. I hope he knows that. I hope he realizes that. I know it's very obvious to me, but he's got a lot of bad analogies that he uses here. Fucking ridiculous. So I'm not supposed to celebrate it.

I mean, like I said, Carl thinks he's the fucking mayor of this fucking hackverse. And he's like, we don't, we don't, if one goes down, we all go wrong. That's not how business works. So if you ever pizza place and somebody else has a pizza place and it's like, if that pizza place closes, it's going to kill us. No, no, that's not how business works. Terrible analogy, false equivalency. I'll put it this way. If you read out a pizza place

to the Nazis because they're serving Jewish people in 1940's Germany, that makes you the bad guy. Do you understand what I'm saying? The authorities are not always right on this one. The people who have the final say on YouTube, or you name it. Do not necessarily have the best interests of everyone. There's a lot of shenanigans going on. And yes, that's an exaggeration to talk about, writing out pizza places, Nazis.

But you get my point here,. It does not business as usual. It doesn't make sense because the Italians were with the not. Good point. I was thinking Jews as a topping on the pizza. You understand what I'm saying here is that we don't necessarily live in a free country anymore. And so when people get their shit taken down, it could be for a

lot of different reasons than aren't necessarily the person who had their shit taken down, it could be for a lot of different reasons that aren't necessarily the person's fault who had their shit taken down. So when I see that YouTube banned someone, my first thought is what the fuck is YouTube's problem? Not did Alex Jones say something naughty? Yeah, if you're on the side of today, Alex Jones is something naughty. I don't know what to tell you. We're so far apart and how we think about the world that I don't even know. Does YouTube give you any kind of like email, like information about why it was taken down?

That's the thing. So because they showed this on Julie's show and peek behind the curtain, I was involved in the conversation with them because we both have similar channels and so we talk sometimes about things that go on and how to combat them. So when it happened, they were flagged for violence against animals with a timestamp that showed where the violence was. And it was two seconds into their show.

There's a rooster that stands there. And then the logo comes in over the rooster. And for some reason that was flagged as violence against animals. What? I didn't make any sense to me. Now is there something else going on? Maybe, I don't have all the answers. I don't have a log in to their YouTube account.

Maybe there's something else going on. But from what I saw and from what I was told at the time that it was happening, which makes me think that it's real, is that they got fled for this violence, it's animals, there's no violence against animals. It's a photo. Well, it's a video of a rooster, but nothing happens to the rooster.

And what was odd about it is they appealed it right away, and it was immediately overturned again, which tells me that a bot did that. It wasn't a person. Trust me. My fucking YouTube, I appeal shit all the time. It takes days for a person to see anything now. So it wasn't a person who made the ruling on it. Which is why I had a noise in these people

or celebrating this shit. Because it's like, okay, you want the fucking robot overlords to control the content? Okay. I saw a terminator. Yeah. I know this is fucking Odds. I know. It's a YouTube is not right.

Turning over all of their admin shit to AI. Yes. And it's fucking up everybody's career. Correct. Because they don't understand subtlety. They don't understand new ones. They're saying jokes. They're saying sarcasm.

Or even animal violence. They don't even say fucking animal violence. Maybe they didn't like the logo. I can understand that. If it sends your logo, it sucks. I'd be like, I don't tell you, shulietz, they're gonna take you out of Suzuki. Yeah, what are you gonna do?

All right. So this is more KB telling me what I should be doing. Okay, Kevin's apparently my program director. I didn't even know. He's the next one. And they've lost their channel in twice since July, but that's my fault. That's my fault. I'm not supposed to enjoy it because I was supposed to be a good sport, right, Carl?

Carl literally trolls people, OP and Stutter and John. That's his whole thing, but then he's supposed to be like come on be take the high road You know all you do is troll people that's the high road Wow and again Carl where is the episode about Julie losing his channel More shit about John more shit about me more shit about no other comics people don't even care about Where is the clip about Shuleys channel anytime So they're in jyder kb tells what I should be talking about yeah, there's no way I'm gonna fucking talk about that They must know that it's not on what's to talk about

well right so this guy is now telling me what I should be doing and I don't know why he has any authority over who are these podcasts or what we do over here And I know I keep saying this and it should be obvious Kevin I don't want your channel taking down. I want steel toe and I was learning John I want melting I want all the channels to be up on everyone be able to create their shows and if some fail and they will It's because the content's not great fine That's fine with me

We can celebrate that we can celebrate people losing their Stuttering John if he keeps doing what he's doing right now. Fast forward two months. There's gonna be 12 viewers Life on these shows because it's just boring. He's just got nothing That's funny I know what you two come again and striking his channel now. That's not funny You and Johnny Kush. You guys see the difference, right? Holy shit.

Okay. So Kevin goes on here. But again, they're blaming it on drunk on cringe. Drunk on cringe, if he had that kind of power, wouldn't that be scary? Some drunk German could just, you know, take over. Whatever he wanted, they'd be like, what's next, sir?

I was gonna... Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't it be scary if like some German who maybe like tried to put out R and it was rejected and people didn't really like us or they've got angry and wanted to fuck people shit up? Imagine they could do that Got that taking over Poland the con that's what I'm telling you. It's the comedy of threes. That's the reality that we live in

Asshole take over comedy whatever he wanted they be like what what's now? What's next? Sir I was gonna say something with a what they used to call Hitler, but I don't want to people get my channel taking down holy shit. He's almost getting it. He's almost fucking, it's like some regent. He almost got it real time. He goes, oh my God. So you think that someone can just flag you and then your shickets take it down. I mean, if someone thinks that would be a, oh, I better not say that. What if you had then your channel gets taken down and you're fine with that? Do you see with the fucking hypocrisy? Do you see the problem again? Babylon B, take it off a Twitter for a joke.

You can't make jokes anymore. Kevin, you're comedian. You should be against all of this censorship. It said he's going, I think censorship is fucking great. He's trying to guess what all of us. And then again, this is just a terrible analogy. And again, now they're blaming drunk on cringe and now cars blaming me because if they lose, we all lose. No, no.

If I had a bar, if I had a tavern and another tavern was in the across the, across the way, and they closed, I wouldn't be like, oh, that's bad. No, it's good for one. It's good. That's capitalism. Kevin's either don were just losing it, right? Have you ever heard a prohibition? Where they started passing laws that said, no, you can't do that over here. And you have a business that does the same thing. I'll go into a more recent time. There was a thing called coronavirus.

There were a COVID-19. And in our state, where they decided to start shutting down businesses and you weren't allowed to work, my wife, Salon, was closed down. And a mile and a half down the road, they were allowed to be open. And because the government came in and said, nope, there's too much coronavirus here.

And every one of this town owns a car. This is a place where people could get around and go a mile and a left on the road very easily. And so as my wife's clients are going to get in their hair done by someone else down the fucking road, this is what authoritarianism is. It's not a good thing. And this idea that it's fucking capitalism, it's not.

That's not what capitalism is. The free market's very different than ranting on someone's channel and getting them taken down. I know, I have a big very proud of today. I can't help it. These fucking people are so much fucking get it. How do they not understand what the fuck is going on here?

It's a little bit frustrating. I thought Kevin was smart. Maybe he would lose the IQ test against our job. All right, so let's find out what's the real reason why Kevin's mad at me. But again, but again, Carl's right. Carl is also, it's a member, Carl. Kevin Brennan's having a bad week. Remember you did the whole episode about me not being able to get my Wi-Fi to work?

I didn't watch it, but I saw that thumbnail of it. But you weren't celebrating that, Carl. Then I couldn't get my, I lost money that day. I couldn't get my Wi-Fi to work, but you weren't celebrating that, Carl? Then I couldn't get my, I lost money that day. I couldn't get my Wi-Fi to work. But you weren't celebrating that. Fucking hacks. He's such a fucking hack. So you don't think that that's goofable? Yeah, I mean, when you come out of the air

and you're like, what's going on? What's going on? You can't figure anything out and you did it twice. You being incompetent is very different than somebody else taking away your channel. Yeah, this is deliberately not good for you. You did that to your self. Right, deliberately not getting the point.

I don't think Kevin's the stupid. No, I don't need that. I think he thinks his audience is the stupid and he might be right. And a lot of it says he might be right about that because this is retarded what he's saying here. And this fucking loser had to go on and do three shows this day

in order to make it a fucking money And he played one clip one clip on his phone of me talking to bedabler about this and he does three shows with no prep Nothing going on just reading super chats. I guess I'm the ass. I'm the librarian. I who's actually putting on a show? Right You didn't you don't play all your clips of your phone. No. Like a fucking loser. I don't. I actually know how to run a show sometimes.

He's got, you know, he needs something to talk about and he isn't nobody to talk to it about. It's like pathetic. Well, he's just wrong. He's just flat out wrong and incorrect and if he'll head me back on MLC, I'd love to challenge him on these points because he's completely incorrect and I bet he won't because he likes to just yell into the void and not be challenged.

Just like how John, I went and challenged him. And then John two days later came back and refuted all my points when I wasn't there. Kevin Brennan's doing the exact same thing right now. Oh, Carl, goofing on my wife. That's not the same thing as someone getting their chance to get down. No!

No, it's most certainly not. And when he talked John out of doing your show and you, and he, you went on there and told him why he was a dick for doing it. Yeah. He immediately bent over and took it up the ass. He was like, Oh, you're right. I should know. Never mind. He wanted to debate this. Well, let's get some more gaslighting in them. We'll move on with our lives. Again, they'll deflect and they'll say, and Carl's already doing it. They didn't, Kevin, it's Kevin's fault because he's celebrating it. What? When you guys said, imagine if my channel was taking down for any reason, imagine the

celebrations, they would have to close, close down Broadway. They'd have a, they have a parade like the fucking Yankees won the World Series. All right, get over yourself, KB. We'd, we'd forget about it very quickly. Calm down. But that's some serious gaslighting right there. They're saying that it's my fault because I'm celebrating. I never said it was your fault. I just said it's not a good look.

Fault isn't. Yes. Part of it. That's not even a thing that we're talking about here. KB. So, never a dull day of the day over. So, what the fuck is going on? I don't even know.

I forget whatever was mad at me for. Well, you know what the common thing is? Everyone's mad at me for not saying things. Right. That's a weird thing. That's a weird thing for once. Yeah, very little to do with you also. All right, Annie's here.

Annie's been very patient, hanging out in the green room. Annie, how you doing? Hello, hey. Doing great, thanks for asking. Awesome. I think that we need a palette cleanser. I want to catch an alien.

Oh yeah. Let's do it. I think we all need to just calm down and catch a fucking alien together You guys ready? Are you guys with me? Yes It's like those tech problems at the beginning. We're not to that help nothing more soothing then catching alien correct I always enjoy this Because uh MSCS Tommy Feel like he's actually made all of his dreams come true.

I feel like his show is actually big now. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play? To catch? An alien? Andy? I am.

Miraculously. It's not execution, it's not as obvious, but that kind of more subtle way of getting rid of their opponents. That's interesting. We've had seven people in here that didn't open the bottle of water for three hours. And somewhere in that three hours, they tried to kill them. Wow. Like, And I'm talking like very intelligent people that just testified in front of the Senate and had said things that they didn't like and they literally tried to kill him and one of them, they ended up killing his wife. Do you know, Dr. Robert Epstein is? If you saw a picture of me, but no, he's actually a Democrat.

But and he's the top, he's actually a Democrat. But, and he's the top, what's his, I can never say is, basically what he does is, he observes everything that goes on on the internet and comes to a site, like a psychologist conclusion of how the internet affects the brain, but on a whole like super genius level and what had happened was he had seen the republic everything with Google being suppressed and being at the pop a rep or a democrat his job is

collecting data and seeing what it does to the brain. So he had found undeniable factual evidence of what Google was doing during like the 2020 election. So because of his experience. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, he's got a big target on his back. B, he has two choices. Go work at Facebook or die. Next, they call him to testify against the Senate. Blah blah blah blah. Four. Trump called him,

hired. Lastly, you've heard the term whistleblower. This guy was bigger. A horn blower. To catch an alien. So I think it's next. Testify against the Senate is something that Tommy would say it's not correct Yeah, I guess I could so picture all of that. Yeah, I'm going with next Annie. What say you?

I'm gonna go with lastly hornblower. It sounds exactly like Tommy's cadence. Okay. I like that one Andy Yeah, I got to agree with Annie. I just wanted to be that one. I know like that. Okay. I'm going number one big target on his back. Okay. Because remember it's because he's a Democrat. So he had found undeniable factual evidence of what Google was doing during like the 2020 election. Google was doing during like the 2020 election. So because of his experience, they call him in to testify against the Senate. Yes! Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, he breaks down

what Google is doing. Yes! I fucking knew that. I'm wearing this guy the way he thinks. Good listening, Captain. We're back here, Harold. I'm listening, Captain. That one also sounded like Tommy.

Yeah, I'm against the Senate. Mm-hmm. You win the Senate's gone now. You are now the Senate. You got him canceled. Like the suppressed thing is so on and so forth. As he's walking out Lindsey Graham says, you know, they're going to kill you. Now this is just like a mad scientist type of guy.

He's brushing it off like I'm just a data guy. Well, two or three weeks later, and I've said the story at nausea, but I just think it's worth it because I'm just a data guy. Well, two or three weeks later, and I've said the story at nausea, but I just think it's worth it because the man's a great guy. Two or three weeks later, he tells his wife, hey, can you go get milk for the kids? But it was his car.

The brakes blew out, car spawned, wife passes away. Not to make a long story short, nobody knows where the car is. Nobody, the witness couldn't be found, but he had tapped into the... Hold on a second. Nobody knows what happened to the milk either. How did the brakes fail?

No one can find the car. Maybe your buddy abducted her. All right, I'm sorry, this is weird. Aras, nobody, the witness couldn't be found, but he had he had to be the witness could be found. What does that mean? Holy shit. I'm sorry.

I got to make this whole story out. This is insane. I love this guy. I two or three weeks two or three weeks later, he tells his wife, hey, can you go get milk for the kids? But it was his car. The brakes blew out, car spawned, wife passes away, not to make a long story short.

Nobody knows where the car is. Nobody, the witness couldn't be found, but he had tapped into the things on the turnpike, like the cameras, and he was able to get the license plate of a couple people that had seen it and they had all said that it was raining but it seemed like the brakes blew out nine months later the cars fried he finds it on a drone thing in Mexico father five mother five all for testifying

over what Google was doing was suppression. He's just reading the five. The five under the pair of knives. No, the fans are buss. And then she gets cremated and nobody agrees to it. He didn't agree to it. His, her family didn't agree to it. They cremated.

So seven people have an alarm. Now when just sticks out because it was his wife and a father or five. And it was his wife and a father five and It was like three hours into the the conversation in studio and I was really thinking miss Parkley Damn, and he's got to talk without a drink like not even a sip of water You know, I was like sure you don't want anything else, you know and then he he at the three hour mark He's like oh, yeah, they tried to kill my wife and What they're doing and there's been six others just over nothing like oh

Just With facts and many others that they just didn't clip and that just goes long just exactly what these countries do Maybe he's reading the choir? What the fuck? Maybe cut the brakes on his own car. Maybe you want to disobey that. That's all for this time. Come back next time. Next time.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's the craziest should I've ever heard. Yeah. Wow. Consider your source. Yeah, finish that story on the creep off. I love this, y'all.

Wow. I mean, this is unbelievable. Yeah, finish that story on the creep off. I love this, y'all. Wow. I mean, this is unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, that's the way I agree. Unbelievable is the right word for this. They tried to kill his wife. I think that she was... She passed away. She passed away.

They couldn't find the car. And then they found the car months later in Mexico with her body still at it. From a drone. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the wife killing Google power to catch an alien. Brought to you by subreddit surfing season two comes back september eleven

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Oh my God. What didn't we do? We've done it all. We talked about fucking moms, which sounds more fun than it was. I'll say that. We talked about the tower gang response to our show, stuttering John is mad at me because I haven't come in to defend him against that evil, evil man known as Shule E. Guards trying to ruin his life.

We talked about Kevin Brennan trying to gaslight all of us and play dumb like he doesn't know what the fuck is going on. I caught an alien, which I believe is two in a row for me. Fuck. This is amazing. It's like almost my wordle streak figuring it out. It's very impressive. She knows that means it's everyone's favorite part of the show.

The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show we play, Cliff and the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts will be this weekend coming up, check it out this show. Hello my friends, welcome back to Diary of a Psychic Medium with me, Amber Amrine. Today we are going to talk about ET abductions, how you can tell you've been abducted and what to do about it, how to tune in, all that good stuff. Here we go.

Okay, so one of my dear subscribers and clients sent me a message on Patreon, specifically about this topic. It's what has inspired this episode. So I'm going to be referencing their message, but first I just want to kind of recap because we spoke about, or we discussed this last episode very briefly, just in terms of telling if there's an ET in your home. So different energy beings will feel very different in the home. A ghost feels very different than a fairy. An angel feels very different than an ET.

That's right, we're checking out Dairy of East Psychic Medium. This is a suggestion from Doug from Good Times Great Movies who will be joining us. All right. I was gonna guess it was Kevin. He loves that cryptos. Oh yeah, that would be great. That would be great. Doug's dog's awesome. I am talking to Kevin on Friday to record jokes because if you live in the Rochester area, the ice-tops are opening up for Southern culture on the skids. I couldn't be more excited about this.

This Saturday night at the beer park, get your tickets for that. Go to the ice atop sack house. You want to get tickets in this area. Southern culture of the skids is great. I don't know about the weather though. If you look at the weather yet, well, it's not February. It's not February. All right.

So there's that. I'll be there, Rainer Shine. Awesome. You'll be there. That's going to be, that's going to be a lot of fun. But before the tops open for Southern culture of the skids, we'll be doing a Who Are These Pods cast at the regular time, 2PM Eastern.

And we do that on our Discord server for anyone who wants to listen for free. And we also do it on YouTube for all of our subscribers who subscribe on as a YouTube member. If you click the join button, or if you're on our Patreon or supercast. And you should also check out Andy and his brother Joseph's pack on the all apologies podcast. What's happening? All apologies. Oh, I will say that we put out our first bonus episode

I finally made it on de Poco's power hour. Yes, and I was a lot of fun And I really like to give that show a few listens and I like the format. He's fun. He's fun. And I really like, you give that show a few listens and I like the format. He's fun. And we talked about men at works, business as usual album. Sweets. And that's a beloved album to me.

And I really went to bat for it. And Mr. Popcorn, you were on there. He's Australian. He's just, I don't know why you like this. And I really kind of like convinced Mr. popcorn about why business as usual is a great else. He's familiar with it though, right? Yeah, and in a way that like people

are sick of born in the USA. Ah, okay. That's the way people approach that album in Australia. But yeah, we did that. And then this week we just put, I mentioned already the fresh and fit episode that came out today on all apologies. Please check out our Instagram. Yeah, we did that. And then this week we just put, I mentioned already the fresh and fit episode that's came out today on all apologies.

Please check out our Instagram and check out the show on Apple and Spotify. We will, Andy. We will. Thanks so much for joining us. And please join us again next time because it might be the episode where we find out what's it for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony.

Party in the must this of morning radio. I'm down to show these cold right now. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Good job everyone. Good job everyone. Golden Voice, Ted Williams, and you are listening to Call

Hamburger on W-A-T-P. Hey Annie. Hey Annie. Hi. Do we have any new reviews you would like to read for us? Yep, I got two for you. Right. Let's hear them and we're just going to try to guess how many stuff we can do. Hey Annie. Hey Annie. Hi. Do we have any new reviews? You would like to read for us. Yep, I got two for you. Right. Let's hear him.

And we're just gonna try to guess how many stars they are because if you didn't hear me at the the top Oh god, I you even sent me the note to remind people about the car fuck. All right. We'll get it going next time Carl Song parody contest. I keep forgetting to say that a front. I Don't think you want to hear the car. Contest. I mean, I like it. I know. I know.

Obviously there's something that's blocking me from saying that there was tech problems today. So there were a few things going on. Yeah. I wasn't like you were just. But as I said, at the front of the show, we encourage our listeners to give us five stars and then shit all over us. And we've turned this into a game because we read the reviews and some people shit on us because they don't like us and others do it because they

follow instructions. So let's find out. I know what we got. We got two great examples of that. Great. The first one is from D rice 1980 on September 5th, 2023. The title is Lady Kay. I love that Carl losing a bet led to John showing

transmission we need on his livestream. Skull. I'm really guessing that is a five star as someone who's pretty good. It is a five star and it also seems like they put a typo in there but that's probably because Apple doesn't want them to say the words. Yeah. John has had a lot of people there, but that's probably because Apple doesn't want them to say the word. Right. Yeah. John has had a lot of people fucking with them. In fact, we didn't even talk about this. There's too much to go on.

But, John once again, is showing, poor and they shouldn't be showing. On his, people keep fooling, tricking him into doing this. So now he's having DG.

Look at all the super chassis four, he'll put them up. Yeah, to make sure they're okay. And it's literally someone's like Robin Quiver's face. And just like is that one okay? You really can't see that. There was one where it's someone's like wristwatch. Yeah. And he's like, what is that? What is that? It's the thing. It's clock. You're If the biggest clock you ever did, I think sucking clock in this big throbbing clock, watch out. She's so insane and poor DJ, poor Gigi, he can fuck himself. Fuck him. I don't know what he's trying to accomplish, but he's sitting there going, yeah, no, Johnny,

you can show that one. It's fine. It's just Robin Quivers. It's okay. That guy's a mystery. Yeah, I don't think he's trolling him. I think he wants to be a guy. I think this is like his jumping off point.

Look at, he's not that different than Vinnie the lawyer who was also that guy for a little while instead of any John. His co-host, he was trolling him at the same time because he wants to be a guy in the devilvers. I'm not trying to blow up his spot, but the episode where John's like, I'm done with the devilvers.

I'm never coming back and he came back two days later. He was on Cardiff's show where Cardiff thought he was going to commit suicide at the end of the night. At the end of that, Cardiff's like, come on, DG. Like John got up to get a beer. Yeah. And he's like, give us a wink if you're trolling John. No, it's going to be. And he did. So, what's the question? This is a mystery. Right. It's, it's not a mystery except for the John. Yeah, John doesn't get it. Never knows that's why it's funny John literally said this to DG if I was not to lose a why is everybody so mad that I'm leaving There's not gonna be any content when I'm gone. You can say that any party is meant to It's so funny because we need your lunch money still.

We haven't struck you log it out. See it all of your lunch money out of your pockets, John. That's why I do not know that. All right. What else you got, Andy? I got another one from Victory 1 September 5th 2023. Oi. Morning zoo.

Okay. That sounds a lot like a one star review. I've got a guess on that one. That's a one star. Do we not have do we have too many wacky sound effects or not a dog? Never enough. I could never tell pretty stress I use them tastefully. It's hard to ride the the line between ironic and funny. I think I do it perfectly, but I understand. I like this show. That's why I'm here. Other people have a hard time with this.

I know I will say when six years now having a boner sound effect on this show. And now... Streaks over. Now use it six times per show. It's what you're going to do. You know, these things happen. It's a lot like an alcoholic who goes three years without a drink and then what's that drink happens?

It's odd. What's the boat or sound effect flies? We're into it. All right, speaking of Paco, he called us into the show. Yeah, we're talking about this is Paco. Yeah, man, shout out to trucker and he made a state view on the Paco's power hour. So if you want to see Andy and bear some stuff going over the Paco's power hour and check it out, you know what I'm saying?

Shout out to the illuminati. All right, later. Fine, go. People will definitely check out Paco's Power Hour on YouTube and I believe it's a podcast as well, right? Yes. You embarrassed yourself, huh? No, according to Paco. I schooled fools. Hi, how do I get Tukki on my show? Cause I love Tukki and I want some more Tukki in my life.

So if you can like email me at ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo out to Tookie, but maybe he'll get the message. Carl, I love you, I love the show. I've probably been a Patreon member for more than most people. You got to fix the crackling shit on YouTube. If I'm going to YouTube to watch the fucking archive of live stream, I want to hear it. I want to enjoy it. I want to watch it. I know.

The crackling shit has been persistent for waiting long. You only have even have to play this on the show, whatever. I don't get the fuck. Please, fucking fix it. I'm trying. That gets you to the bitch. Whatever. It sucks. It's borderline on listenable. I hate it. Go fuck yourself goodbye all right that's my main priority outside of doing a good live show and Detroit which is my main priority yeah but outside of that I got to get this thing figured out navigating the ins and outs of air travel yes that's oh god thank god it's a direct flight it doesn't matter how late we fucking get into town it it'll just up into town this

time. Whenever John does his car oil impression, I kind of just roll my eyes. It's not very impressive or whatever. But then I'll be listening to W-H-E-P and you'll be talking about John Melendez and you'll say, yeah! And yeah, he's fucking right. You talk like a retard all the time goodbye yeah I know he's right too and I get myself doing it now it's so frustrating it's regional oh god do you see John I say John yeah it's just me it's a regional you're from Jersey though it's just me. It's a regional. You're from Jersey though. It's a very small region in the basement. I When we're putting called in or someone I don't know this house. Darrell, this is Tony from the Bronx.

Oh, this is Vladimir Putin. I have two favors to ask of you. One, just for them to rest of the season of the national not fucking do it uh... second request uh... man you need to set up that

gerry from sacri me no or whatever the fuck that gunky dying out for you to set for the you know that interview him and john stormer mod the and your brower and hockey park and and that other crazy not that other crazy uh... yeah she's a little off and i'll like us right car

we're normal uh... yeah oh my god if you do that for me dude i well stock review girl Annie. I don't know where that was going, but Annie might have an admirer out there. It's San Diego, it's not Sacramento.

It's a pretty far distance from there. But fuck Gary, hockey puck, say to come on my show, I gotta reach out to hockey puck. Get hockey puck on the show. That would be great It's about to be good information from the boy and lady Sorry for the double call real talk. I'm just lonely, but uh How fucked up is it that you moved to town the Florida or you bought a home just to get away from Stuttering Don after he destroyed your family by spocking Jenny Jingles. I mean,

don't deny it. It is all over Twitter. They were putting back his voice. Jesus, Louise Carl. But real talk. And we all appreciate how much of this, I don't know, a fucking Chad big dick Carl is over here. All Carl's done is made fun of John and point out the obvious and that he stuck. And John has docked Carl multiple times. He docked his fucking wife. We only knew Jen as Jenny Jingle. And John fucking docked her picture and her fucking full name. What a psycho. What a weird psycho. And then he's talking about like, oh, I'm going to leave it. What a fucking greasy weirdo. This in his rose-ifested apartment pretending to be Carl's wife, attacked a John. No woman has ever been attacked. He's gone. Fucking Susanna wasn't attacked. She's gone. She's a fucking cop. She's a fucking cloud tastes okay the shoes of star fuckers I thought what a thing got you to be right of it I guess if you fucking

marry to a doctor now or something the fucking hell Carl isn't gonna have to get your feet on business gonna after you're fucking a whole YouTube fuck this guy man you I don't know. Fuck, God. That's it. Such a fucking bag. I know. I got a time. He's having a lot of fun over there. Oh, he's just. What's up for good that Joe was also presenting

my wife wanted to fuck him. And my wife was chatting on his show going, oh, Jay, I got to get away from Carl. Maybe you and I can spend a weekend together and just, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, loser. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh be pushed. If that is the case and by this coming week we still have not figured out who are these podcasts. Are we going to get our money back at all? Because I mean, really that's why I've been subscribing for so long is trying to try and answer that question. And sucker.

Yeah, I keep holding out hope that we'll still find the answer, but it has come back if you can. And the next episode, maybe the one we'll refine out once for all. So I'm holding out hope. I think it might happen. It doesn't think so. I think it might happen. Candy doesn't think so.

BPG, who will be in the D with us next week. Call it into the show. Let me give you a hug. Who knew one shit on Saturday and John? You know, I don't remember being on an episode or another co-host on Saturday and John either. You know what happened to him? I'm a splash splash around a pool like a fucking idiot right now anyway On a side note is Lucy tied back gonna be at Detroit asking for a friend

Lucy tight bice will be with us in Detroit looking forward to see you there buddy always fun hanging out with him I missed him He isn't called he doesn't call in nearly nothing. He fun hanging out with him. I missed him. He doesn't call in nearly enough. He doesn't call in enough. I agree. BVG, don't be a stranger. Speaking of not being a stranger, Gary and San Diego.

Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, it finally happened. John let it slip on a Sunday show. He was talking about Shuley and the swastika gate controversy how Shuley is trying to get him fired off the off Twitter and then he said Shuley's probably the one that got him fired from the school what fired from the school that's the first I've ever heard of that yeah I thought he was not taking the C-Best test because he just wanted to postpone it I thought he was not taking the seat best test because he just

wanted to postpone it. But maybe he's not taking it because he knows it's worthless. He won't be hired at the schools. Anyway, that appears to be big news. At least it is to me and Judy. We'll keep you posted. Rock and Roma. Yeah. Thanks, Gary. That is big news. John just comes out and just all the sudden saying he was fired. And actually, now I think about it, because John's a piece of shit. He probably wasn't fired. And is now saying that he was fired.

He couldn't pass the test. Just a fuck with Bob and Shuly. Oh, they got me fired. Always the victim. That would be something stupid that he would do. It's something that he would do. It's something that he would do. Always the victim. That would be something stupid that he would do. It's somebody who'd do it. Always the victim. A couple of theories. John could not pass the test to continue to do it.

John, they got a hold of his content where he is humiliating himself and doing deplorable things on the internet. And they wouldn't have him back. My theory is somebody probably sent the video of him saying he was pistol whip Anthony Cumia. He knows where it's going He's gonna pull it's going on pistol whip him with that and the school went We don't have substitute teachers who do this kind of stuff on the internet. Yeah, it's not great. Yeah

You're not you're not you just continue the pistol whipping class And hold back so whipping class. Yeah. And hold back. So just see. Okay, this has been really bothering me because you haven't addressed it. You play a couple clips of that weird Johnny Kush guy. Why did he do a radio show that he calls into? It absolutely sounds like he's on a phone line on his own radio show. It sucks. What's up with that? That's not even the worst part. The sound quality is, I wouldn't pick up on the sound quality of that show. Like, that's not the worst part of it. It's a horrible show. It's the host. Apparently, Johnny Kush has admitted that he was making up that he had an audience and this whole thing was just a ruse.

Everything that I said. Yeah, who would have guessed it? Yeah, everything that I said happened. He admitted that that's true. And that's why he keeps tweeting it means he's trying to be a Twitter and no one cares. I'm like, I'm not playing pretend with you anymore, Jack. It's over.

It's over, Jacky. Nothing is over. Carl, make from Flint, Michigan. Hey, at the Magic Bag, can we have a P juggling contest? And if the answer is no, can you grant me immunity for landing on some registry if I whip it out and show you another's my work? I'm really thinking proud of it.

This is a definitely call me back situation. Okay. How much you know about your P. Jazzled penis? And what you want to do with that? Got to show us some stupid. I'm going to get away from vagina talks. We can talk about E.T.'s and ferries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be good. We're getting away from vagina talks. We can talk about ET's and ferries

That'll be good Carl it's Jimmy the same Louis listen love your show love what you guys are doing But we need another addition of Easy for you to say yes all right Edition 17 or 18 or whatever you're on. It's like, come on, get to it. All right. Good point. We got to schedule that.

All right, I'm going to read it live from the book and Detroit. That's not a bear idea. Where is the book? It was sitting. It's in my studio. I was in your studio. I've been studying. Okay. I love it. Let's do that. All right, everyone gather around. The live deep fake. I like it.

Annie, are you doing your show? What's going on with that? Right now I'm guessing it's on hey, this I haven't talked to my co-host, but however next week I think I was just confirmed for an interview with Harrison young. What? Get the fuck out. Congratulations. However, next week, I think I was just confirmed for an interview with Harrison Young. What? Get the fuck out. Congratulations. Finally made the big time.

It's not just me. It's not just me. It's going to be a day law if they show up, a double story in and a couple of other people. Come on. The fuck is going on? Is that what you're reviewing all the devil? I don't know what's going on. I don't know. I just invited, oh my god.

I don't know. All right, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do the same thing that fucking moms did. I'm just going to watch the episode on my show. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, just, I'll just play Harrison Young show. We just watched that. That sounds amazing.

Very cool, Annie. Looking forward to that. All right, well, I got amazing. Very cool, Annie. Looking forward to that. Alright, well I got nothing else to say, anyone? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Bye! A plane is hit. I will watch it Corley. Boom! His mom! Boom! Are we done here?

SQR. Hi, Brennan. I- I- Okay bye. Bye!